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The Morning Rant
"Every day, more and more is coming about how operatives connected to Obama were carrying out an extensive wiretapping operation against Donald Trump. I thought wiretapping your political opponents was a major crime. At least, it *used* to be. Where are all the Pulitzer-seeking reporters who dream of being the next Woodward and Bernstein?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
At presser, @HassanRouhani tells me Iran is waiting for an apology from @POTUS for his offensive remarks yesterday at @UN
— margaret brennan (@margbrennan) September 20, 2017
Literally the dumbest article on the internet right now:
OK, this was funny:
OK, I Lied. *This* Is the Dumbest Thing On The Internet Right Now:
Is there anything more exciting that the possibility of Trump's election being invalidated & Hillary rightfully installed as our President?
— carl reiner (@carlreiner) September 20, 2017
This brings to mind this classic tweet that established Sally Kohn as the Queen of Dumb:
Straightforward from here:
— Sally Kohn (@sallykohn) February 15, 2017
1. Impeach Trump & Pence
2. Constitutional crisis
3. Call special election
4. Ryan v Clinton
5. President Clinton
Oh, FFS:
The effort & perseverance. Little champ. 🙌🏽pic.twitter.com/4damzEMnh4
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) September 21, 2017
What a little champ!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2017 11:31 AM (jHrzU)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 21, 2017 11:31 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Gonorrhea at September 21, 2017 11:32 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2017 11:33 AM (jHrzU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2017 11:33 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 11:34 AM (PY9jH)
https://twitter.com/JudicialWatch/status/910864374566354944
Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2017 11:34 AM (yKAUL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 11:35 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 21, 2017 11:35 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 11:35 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2017 11:33 AM (IqV8l)
Well, his name has got the Blue Checkmark of Authenticity next to it, so presumably it is.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 11:35 AM (zDhXZ)
so who Should be apologizing Hassan or Trump?
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 11:35 AM (FKrah)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 11:35 AM (zSVEm)
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Got it covered.
Posted by: Pot at September 21, 2017 11:35 AM (vg8iE)
I am still not exactly sure how Trump forced facebook to make them let the Russians do it though, nor can they explain what these stories were or when this happened, but I am being assured that Trump colluded with the Russians to throw the election and he will be impeached shortly and hillary will take her rightful place as President.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 21, 2017 11:35 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 11:35 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 11:36 AM (FKrah)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 21, 2017 11:36 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 21, 2017 11:36 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 11:36 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2017 11:36 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Ehsan Abdulazziz at September 21, 2017 11:37 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 21, 2017 11:36 AM (zRZaJ)
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Yeah, but he still votes, so it's important for him to weigh in.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 11:37 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2017 11:33 AM (IqV8l)
So he's, what, 109? I thought he was dead.
Proto-Meathead.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2017 11:37 AM (sGSvK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 11:35 AM (PY9jH)
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Yep. Never go full Kohn.
Posted by: WisRich at September 21, 2017 11:37 AM (G0vdT)
if names got leaked, the jurors' and judges' lives and/or careers aren't shit in the modern UK.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 11:37 AM (RRA2y)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 11:37 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 11:37 AM (FKrah)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 11:37 AM (dCikz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 11:37 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mel Cooley at September 21, 2017 11:38 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 11:38 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at September 21, 2017 11:38 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 11:39 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 11:39 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2017 11:39 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at September 21, 2017 11:39 AM (GEpFD)
The Meathead didn't fall too far from that tree
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 11:39 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 11:39 AM (RRA2y)
He's just lucky he had a boner to break his fall. Repeatedly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2017 11:39 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 11:36 AM (zSVEm)
He's a Replicant for sure.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 21, 2017 11:39 AM (T71PA)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 11:37 AM (vg8iE)
I think that's been true for awhile now. And if you complain about it, you're a
a) racist
b) white supremacist
c) Islamophobe
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 11:39 AM (zDhXZ)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 11:37 AM (vg8iE)
No no no, it's just respect for cultural differences, that's all.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 11:40 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 11:40 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2017 11:40 AM (8ikIW)
Thanks to Viagra he fell on her three more times that night.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 21, 2017 11:40 AM (EgwCt)
Funny how they never say HOW exactly that is supposed to happen.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 11:40 AM (5UfE7)
Your past your "freshness date", Carl.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2017 11:40 AM (pNxlR)
Why yes, Carl. Yes there is.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2017 11:40 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: JTB at September 21, 2017 11:40 AM (V+03K)
Gah. Proof that stupid and crotchety seem to live forever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 11:40 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2017 11:33 AM (IqV8l)
Well, his name has got the Blue Checkmark of Authenticity next to it, so presumably it is.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 11:35 AM (zDhXZ)
He's the old man, right? Not the meathead?
I watched the movie, "The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming" recently. What a hoot that was. Although Reiner is really the straight man throughout. The humor comes from the supporting cast, including Jon Winters, Al Arkin, and the great Paul Ford.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2017 11:41 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2017 11:41 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 11:41 AM (FKrah)
Posted by: Arab Millionaire at September 21, 2017 11:41 AM (r5KeJ)
You're past your "freshness date", Carl.
Apparently "meatheadedness" doesn't just run in your family, it gallops.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2017 11:41 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 11:41 AM (8bswC)
Have fun waiting!
Heck, I kinda wish just once a crowd would start to chant "Death to Iran!"
Just to watch the heads explode when it was explained that it's not really a threat, it's just US citizens expressing themselves over a domestic issue.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 11:42 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2017 11:42 AM (hyuyC)
Here it is:
Imagine then a fleet or a ship in which there is a captain who is taller and stronger than any of the crew, but he is a little deaf and has a similar infirmity in sight, and his knowledge of navigation is not much better.
The sailors are quarreling with one another about the steering; every one is of the opinion that he has a right to steer, though he has never learned the art of navigation and cannot tell who taught him or when he learned, and will further assert that it cannot be taught, and they are ready to cut in pieces any one who says the contrary.
They throng about the captain, begging and praying him to commit the helm to them; and if at any time they do not prevail, but others are preferred to them, they kill the others or throw them overboard, and having first chained up the noble captain's senses with drink or some narcotic drug, they mutiny and take possession of the ship and make free with the stores; thus, eating and drinking, they proceed on their voyage in such a manner as might be expected of them. . . .
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_fools "
Oh, I see. It's the Republican Party, then.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2017 11:42 AM (k1TUh)
Sounds like something a Kennedy would pull.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 11:42 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Saudi Millionaire at September 21, 2017 11:42 AM (nPzvp)
Posted by: Gimli son of Gloin at September 21, 2017 11:42 AM (5Xzsj)
He's just lucky he had a boner to break his fall. Repeatedly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2017 11:39 AM (J2oJa)
The night Hillary would never be elected Prisdient of the United States I fell on my schadenboner and it was well...ouch. But I might have broken my arm otherwise so theres that. There was tequila involved.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 11:42 AM (dCikz)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at September 21, 2017 11:42 AM (ILitO)
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2017 11:40 AM (8ikIW)
Hey - Throw some more of that dirty coal onto the brimstone, Adolph...
Posted by: Satan @ work at September 21, 2017 11:42 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 11:37 AM (dCikz)
It reminds me of the audio of that kid whose mom caught him looking at internet pr0n and fapping: "Mom, I'm telling the truth, I was trying to get rid of a VIRUS, and... I got scared... and my pants just slipped down! Mom! MOM! I'M TELLING THE TRUTH. My PANTS SLIPPED DOWN!! I caught a VIRUS!!"
But apparently, the judge bought it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 11:43 AM (zDhXZ)
Posted by: William Kennedy Smith at September 21, 2017 11:43 AM (nPzvp)
Funny how they go:
Impeach Trump
Impeach Pence
Fuzzy
Fuzzy
Fuzzy
President Hillary!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 11:43 AM (5UfE7)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 11:44 AM (RRA2y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 11:44 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Soothie at September 21, 2017 11:44 AM (RDOwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 11:44 AM (8bswC)
My GAF meter is at 0 when these rapes happen in Islamic countries such as London, as it was in this case. There used to be talk of a dual court system in England (English law/Sharia), but that's not necessary, since English courts simply let Muslims off scott free anyway.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 11:44 AM (/qEW2)
Trump: "I'm sorry the REAL Muslims all agree that you're a bunch of fucking heretics who have betrayed the Prophet with your nonsense for 12 centuries now."
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2017 11:44 AM (k1TUh)
I know, she was probably thinking, "Hey, he promised free top-shelf champagne, party time!!" Sad.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 11:44 AM (W+vEI)
Want in one hand and shit in the other.
See which one fills up the quickest.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 11:45 AM (5UfE7)
Communications are out on Pedo Island.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 11:45 AM (nPzvp)
Thanks to Viagra he fell on her three more times that night.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 21, 2017 11:40 AM (EgwCt)
I Lol'd.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 11:45 AM (dCikz)
They are all dreaming of being Walter Duranty.
Posted by: iowaan at September 21, 2017 11:45 AM (ZrrAS)
This is a sharia corollary ... infidels guilty, but Muslims are above the law (the rich ones at least)
Same sharia type law applied in the US by Comey/Rosenstein/Mueller ... Hillary tripped and uranium and military tech fell into Russian hands, as $145M fell into the Clinton foundation. In investigating, Comrade Comey found her innocent since she is in the Cartel.
Trump is out of the Cartel, so a special Soviet style unlimited/unsupervised Cartel Team are "penetrating" the executive branch with their Soviet-infected penis.
55 million died in WW2 so the western world would NOT be run by thugs like Comey/Mueller, who will destroy anyone not in The Party.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2017 11:45 AM (yKAUL)
Impeach Trump
Impeach Pence
Fuzzy
Fuzzy
Fuzzy
President Hillary!
Posted by: rickb223
_____________
Vodka
Gin
Rum
Tequila
Everclear
President!
Posted by: DistHillary at September 21, 2017 11:46 AM (j+dfT)
Is anything more exciting than installing a dictator and living under a banana regime
Posted by: Carl Reiner at September 21, 2017 11:46 AM (RDOwl)
Still a bit, just a bit of wishful thinking on his part. Ok, a shitload of wishful thinking.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 21, 2017 11:46 AM (N3JsI)
Meathead Sr. is a little unclear on the concept of how elections works. Fark the election just "rightfully install" whoever the left wants
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 11:46 AM (493sH)
Right. The old guy. Like, 147 years old now. I honestly did not know he was still alive.
I watched the movie, "The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming" recently.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2017 11:41 AM (TOk1P)
I agree. Hilarious movie.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 11:46 AM (zDhXZ)
Posted by: iowaan
Most would be luck to be the next Jimmy Durante
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2017 11:46 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 11:44 AM (PY9jH)
Actually he's been dead for years but his schlong lives on and runs the show.
Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 11:46 AM (RD7QR)
Was he cleared by a Special Sharia Court or by the regular British Sharia courts?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 21, 2017 11:46 AM (Ndje9)
***
But they're totes anti-fascist, you guys!
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at September 21, 2017 11:47 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2017 11:47 AM (7n4KQ)
A Banana In Every Tree!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 11:47 AM (Nwg0u)
I would not be surprised if he booked his schedule with months and months of Foundation business overseas just to stay away from the beast. She has no job, sitting at home being bitter and angry. I'd scram.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 11:47 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 11:47 AM (RRA2y)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 11:43 AM (zDhXZ)
I bought a new Lamborghini too.
Posted by: The Judge at September 21, 2017 11:47 AM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 11:48 AM (8bswC)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 11:43 AM (zDhXZ)
Like the judge was going to throw a rich Saudi, putatively Muslim, in jail. And not to victim blame here, but how does an 18-year-old girl think getting drunk at a club and going home with a middle-aged GFM is a good idea? The bizarre obsession with not being called racist or Islamophobic is just going to result in more victims.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 11:48 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 11:48 AM (N7KlP)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at September 21, 2017 11:49 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2017 11:46 AM
You know who else had a big nose?
Posted by: Leisure Suit Larry at September 21, 2017 11:49 AM (ctuyM)
Was he cleared by a Special Sharia Court or by the regular British Sharia courts?
Olympic judges.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 11:50 AM (5UfE7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2017 11:50 AM (+Ywi5)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 11:50 AM (N7KlP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 11:44 AM (PY9jH)
Well, if he's with the Energizer Bunny, I'd say that most of his blood has been commandeered by "li'l Billy" to help him with his extension so big Bill doesn't have enough to form a coherent thought.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 11:50 AM (zDhXZ)
Wouldn't NOW be a good time to remind people john kerry THANKED Iran for taking several US Navy seamen HOSTAGE and HUMILIATING them?
Posted by: Soothie at September 21, 2017 11:50 AM (RDOwl)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 21, 2017 11:51 AM (u0s1P)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 11:51 AM (nPzvp)
Hillary blew her chance two times. The final stage of the partnership was to get her elected, and now its all over.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2017 11:51 AM (wGbBR)
It's like Greenfield said yesterday, it's now or never.
Posted by: gNewt at September 21, 2017 11:51 AM (sRQh6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 11:51 AM (oVJmc)
But when you remove Meathead's mask ... there's Meathead underneath.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 11:51 AM (/qEW2)
--carl reiner
Yes. The civil war would be more exciting.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 21, 2017 11:51 AM (Ndje9)
There is NO legal mechanism to "invalidate" a national election. Who Cares! Lets say it's going to happen!
There is NO scientific basis for claiming that the recent hurricanes are connected to "Global Warming" in any way. Who Cares! Lets say it did and just shout more loudly if anyone challenges us!!!
Claiming that gender either doesn't exist, or exists in multiples of 3 is beyond idiotic. Who Cares! Lets just shout and riot when anyone tries to say that!!!
and on and on and on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2017 11:52 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at September 21, 2017 11:49 AM (GEpFD)
Well, the Kennedys.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 11:52 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: tmitsss at September 21, 2017 11:52 AM (ZYgGF)
I would love to hear the chain of events that would bring that about, Carl.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 11:52 AM (oVJmc)
Hillary blew her chance two times. The final stage of the partnership was to get her elected, and now its all over.
Only reason they are still together is to keep each other from being forced to testify against the other.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 11:52 AM (5UfE7)
Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2017 11:53 AM (7n4KQ)
jail. And not to victim blame here, but how does an 18-year-old girl
think getting drunk at a club and going home with a middle-aged GFM is a
good idea? The bizarre obsession with not being called racist or
Islamophobic is just going to result in more victims.
.
.These guys toss big $$$ around at those clubs and the young girls flock there and go home with them for that very reason.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 21, 2017 11:53 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at September 21, 2017 11:53 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 11:53 AM (RRA2y)
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That's amazing.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 11:53 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2017 11:53 AM (hpe6S)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 11:54 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jaws at September 21, 2017 11:54 AM (oOw3I)
Now at least there's one good thing about this tweet - I will honestly be glad when he's dead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2017 11:54 AM (k1TUh)
.
.
.Oh hell no, she is running again in 2020. This book tour cinched it for me.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 21, 2017 11:54 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 11:54 AM (FKrah)
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Pelosi: Illegal Immigrants Did A "Great Thing" For America When They Came Here . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 11:54 AM (Nwg0u)
BRB...
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 21, 2017 11:55 AM (nPzvp)
I don't for one minute think some 95 year old dude is typing anything on his computer. Probably some grandkid is in the basement pounding away. Then wiping the mess up and typing something.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 21, 2017 11:55 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 21, 2017 11:56 AM (5NQPZ)
Posted by: Sally Kaaaaahn!!11!! at September 21, 2017 11:56 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 11:54 AM (FKrah)
Come on Hillary, just one more push and you can DEFINITELY die a complete loser! Do it for the Gipper!
Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 11:56 AM (RD7QR)
.
.
.Oh hell no, she is running again in 2020. This book tour cinched it for me.
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And this time the media will be on her side!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 11:57 AM (Nwg0u)
Paltrow is expanding Goop into brick-and-mortar stores...and tv.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9q636gd
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 11:57 AM (W+vEI)
I would love to hear the chain of events that would bring that about, Carl.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017
*
*
Maybe if Carl works it right, Rob and Laura Petrie can be installed as President and First Lady.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2017 11:57 AM (+Ywi5)
**************************
PC crap kills. Going to a club is not an innocent act. Getting drunk is not an innocent act. Putting those two acts together and expecting the third act to be innocent could only occur in a PC mind.
Posted by: gNewt at September 21, 2017 11:57 AM (sRQh6)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2017 11:58 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 21, 2017 11:54 AM
I'm going to give you Deplorables ONE MORE CHANCE to get it right.
Don't force me to pull this van over!!!!
Posted by: Hillary! 2020! IT'S MY TIME, GOSHDARNIT!!! at September 21, 2017 11:58 AM (ctuyM)
--why yes, eating cold lumpy oatmeal on a blizzardy day
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 11:58 AM (FKrah)
http://tinyurl.com/yacgdvn6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 11:58 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2017 11:59 AM (mpXpK)
It's hard when history passes you by...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 11:59 AM (zSVEm)
No line at the Glory Hole?
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 21, 2017 11:59 AM (nPzvp)
Tomorrow we get to spend almost $4K getting it replaced.
Yay us.
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 11:59 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at September 21, 2017 11:59 AM (EsHMF)
It's the only thing innocent I ever do in the morning.
Posted by: DistHillary at September 21, 2017 11:59 AM (j+dfT)
Posted by: Fish at September 21, 2017 11:59 AM (9goQD)
They are on the phones with Valerie Jarrett and Bob Mueller's team of swell Hillary donors, asking 'How can we assist the coup today?'
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 21, 2017 11:59 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:00 PM (FKrah)
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You can suck your apology outta my dick.
Signed,
Donald Trump, Native New Yorker
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 21, 2017 12:00 PM (j92na)
Paltrow is expanding Goop into brick-and-mortar stores...and tv.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9q636gd
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 11:57 AM (W+vEI)
"I'm a target in a way most entrepreneurs are not," sez the Oscar-winning actress.
And she doesn't keep her Oscar in her office because it's not "start-up appropriate."
What a self-absorbed nitwit. I can't imagine who'll buy her rag or her products.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 12:00 PM (PY9jH)
You take a person of unexceptional intellect. I won't go further than that but there is no connection between acting and intelligence, wisdom or understanding about life.
You replant that person in a leftwing hot house they are not intellectually equipped to deal with.
You wrap them in left wing bubble wrap that ensures a contrary thought is allowed into their said ill equipped brains.
Tell them they are the elite and special
Punish them if they stray.
Reward them with much applause when they spot leftwing inanity.*
And provide them with an undeserved platform.
Anyhow them's my thoughts.
*I loved a line from Archer last night: "He's had clap so often it's become applause."
Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at September 21, 2017 12:00 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 12:01 PM (ZLlh9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 21, 2017 12:01 PM (9CkBG)
Then liberals will say "Awww... poor dears. That mean horrible blustery Mr. Trump is the problem. Michael Moore is right. We need to eliminate the white majority and bring in more Muslims". Hey, it's been working up till now.
Of course, if Rouhani were being logical, he would make a case as to why Trump's remarks were unjust.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 12:02 PM (/qEW2)
not an innocent act. Putting those two acts together and expecting the
third act to be innocent could only occur in a PC mind.
Yes. While it sounds like the girl was raped, this is the type behavior that has led to the campus rape culture craze. Getting drunk does not mean what happens next is not your fault. Life isn't fair, and a lot of crime is opportunistic. Don't create the opportunity to be victimized by making yourself such an easy target.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 12:02 PM (W+vEI)
waiting for their chance to force Trump to resign, I presume.
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at September 21, 2017 12:02 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:02 PM (nPzvp)
Maybe if Carl works it right, Rob and Laura Petrie can be installed as President and First Lady.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Mel Cooley as press secretary.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2017 12:02 PM (IqV8l)
http://tinyurl.com/y7uj49aw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 12:03 PM (iVOAv)
Lefties just hate having their hypocrisy pointed out to them.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 21, 2017 12:03 PM (ylUqT)
invalidated Hillary rightfully installed as our President?"
gee ... yeah, tyranny sounds great. Enemies of the state "invalidate" an election, and install enemy of the state Hillary.
The real exciting part is watching the rape of the republic by a corrupt leadership that apparently controls the FBI, and we are watching as they probe every orifice of the duly elected executive.
They claim to have tripped and fallen upon that dossier, but it seems the FBI itself may have been involved in planting it, perhaps even planting 'pings' to try to tie Team Trump to some of the communications. This is rape of the republic of the highest order, and the Mueller thrusting continues, with approval of the GOPe.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2017 12:03 PM (yKAUL)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 12:02 PM (W+vEI)
And going home with a greasy Saud is pretty much a guarantee you'll get raped. You're not a human being to them, you're meat.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 12:03 PM (NWiLs)
I'm making Chili!
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:02 PM (nPzvp)
Chopping carrots!
Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2017 12:03 PM (7n4KQ)
Dear Iran,
I have written my apology on the nose cone of a B-83 ICBM. Where shall I deliver the apology? GPS coordinates please.
Donald Trump
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 21, 2017 12:03 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Snoozing Sessions at September 21, 2017 12:03 PM (O2RFr)
Tomorrow we get to spend almost $4K getting it replaced.
Yay us.
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 11:59 AM (Enq6K)
We replaced one about four years ago. The other one is still going strong. *fingers crossed*
I'm meeting with a new (non-Mexican) yard guy this afternoon. He's one of the hardest working people I've ever seen. Was out in the rain a couple of weeks ago trimming the shrubs of a house up the street.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 12:03 PM (PY9jH)
Going out to lunch with a friend who is not a narcissist. :^(
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 12:04 PM (iVOAv)
You take a person of unexceptional intellect. I won't go further than that but there is no connection between acting and intelligence, wisdom or understanding about life.
You replant that person in a leftwing hot house they are not intellectually equipped to deal with.
You wrap them in left wing bubble wrap that ensures a contrary thought is allowed into their said ill equipped brains.
Tell them they are the elite and special
Punish them if they stray.
Reward them with much applause when they spot leftwing inanity.*
And provide them with an undeserved platform.
Anyhow them's my thoughts.
*I loved a line from Archer last night: "He's had clap so often it's become applause."
Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at September 21, 2017 12:00 PM
I think its because movies are funded by liberal NY money.
The actors will do or say anything to get that paycheck.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2017 12:04 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:02 PM (nPzvp)
Ugh. I mean, good for you, but we've still got highs in the 90s. So the idea of chili is meh. But I hope you enjoy yours.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 21, 2017 12:04 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 12:03 PM (NWiLs)
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Go on....
Posted by: Shep! at September 21, 2017 12:04 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2017 12:04 PM (hpe6S)
23 Is that really from Carl Reiner?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2017 11:33 AM (IqV8l)
So he's, what, 109? I thought he was dead.
Proto-Meathead.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2017 11:37 AM (sGSvK)
Even older. About 2000 years old, if memory serves.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2017 12:04 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2017 12:04 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 21, 2017 12:04 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 12:04 PM (iVOAv)
Years ago, there was an interview with Meathhead Reiner who said he didn't think the Meathead Stivik character was liberal enough. That was a problem he had with the character that it didn't push the leftist agenda enough. All of the lefty bilge and pro-McGovern, anti-Nixon, anti-American, anti-military, anti-John Wayne shit wasn't liberal enough
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 12:05 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 12:05 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 12:05 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2017 12:05 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:06 PM (FKrah)
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Their bubbles are never liberal enough for them.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 12:06 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2017 11:33 AM (IqV8l)
So he's, what, 109? I thought he was dead.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2017 11:37 AM (sGSvK)
Even older. About 2000 years old, if memory serves.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2017
*
*
Nah -- that was me.
Posted by: Mel Brooks at September 21, 2017 12:06 PM (+Ywi5)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2017 12:04 PM (veoSD)
Mel Brooks was the 2,000 year old man. Meathead Sr. was just the interviewer
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 12:06 PM (493sH)
Charmin will be delivering my bulk apology on pallets for you later today. I remember you like pallets.
Best wishes,
POTUS
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 21, 2017 12:06 PM (ylUqT)
Going out to lunch with a friend who is not a narcissist. :^(
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 12:04 PM (iVOAv)
Whaaa???
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 12:06 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:06 PM (FKrah)
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They honestly imagine they are kingmakers.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 21, 2017 12:06 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2017 12:07 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2017 12:07 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 21, 2017 12:07 PM (AM1GF)
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They honestly imagine they are kingmakers.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 21, 2017 12:06 PM (MIKMs)
Never before have so many had such high self-regard for so little.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 12:07 PM (NWiLs)
I just consider myself lucky that she was super hot!
Posted by: Saudi Raper at September 21, 2017 12:07 PM (nPzvp)
One would think that number would sober the GOP, especially since they are in the position of not having done anything (except SCOTUS), & having to explain that fact.
Here's why O'care repeal will fail: it can't be done without McCain. He is immune to political pressure-- he can do whatever he wants. And what he wants is to screw Trump & allthe idiot voters who devlined to elect him POTUS.
Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 12:07 PM (ZXJxj)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:07 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2017 12:07 PM (7n4KQ)
Arsenic and Old Lace for the win
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 21, 2017 12:07 PM (HtLSE)
Teachers - they do the best with what they're given.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 12:08 PM (fA1SL)
"So, Arabs have a license to rape in the UK?"
They don't need no steeekin' licenses, they got rights, from Allah.
Posted by: geoffb at September 21, 2017 12:08 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 11:48 AM (NWiLs)
As long as they all have Saudi, Qatari, or Emirati-sourced money in their bank accounts, they're going to let Muslims get away with anything they want.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 12:08 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 12:05 PM (PY9jH)
Howdy, ma'am. Stressful. Grandpa is, realistically, getting very close to the end of his life. The last 4 months have just been hopping from crisis to crisis. And then of course the hurricane caused a bunch of damage at his house.
But my girls are all doing fine and the new house is proceeding, slowly, church keeps me busy, etc etc.
How's D'Oh Boy? What's he up to?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 21, 2017 12:08 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 12:08 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:08 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Strobe at September 21, 2017 12:09 PM (gbWkA)
*I loved a line from Archer last night: "He's had clap so often it's become applause."
Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years.
You left out one: Put them in an environment in which they will be 100% insulated from actually seeing the effects of liberal policies.
They think that they way things are for them are the way things are everywhere, and that these circumstances will endure forever.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 12:09 PM (/qEW2)
I would hate to think what would happen if somehow in an alternate Universe the election was overturned and Hillary was made President....The Civil War would look like a slap fight in comparison...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2017 12:09 PM (O2RFr)
*total lie
Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 21, 2017 12:09 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Strobe at September 21, 2017 12:09 PM (gbWkA)
A. The mongrel dog doesn't wear his mother's menstruation towel on its head.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2017 12:09 PM (ATVNj)
and say hey to your girls (ok don't tell anyone you commented here) but the thought counts.
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:09 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2017 11:33 AM (IqV8l)
So he's, what, 109? I thought he was dead.
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Well, brain dead.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 12:09 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 12:05 PM (zSVEm)
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IIRC, actors were regarded as persons not capable of functioning in normal society.
Posted by: gNewt at September 21, 2017 12:10 PM (sRQh6)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:06 PM (FKrah)
So I'm relistening to The History of Rome Podcast and we're juuuuust about to that point.
Et tu, willow? Et tu?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 21, 2017 12:10 PM (9CkBG)
>> Billy Jeff has been awfully quiet lately. Is he still alive?
Communications are out on Pedo Island.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 11:45 AM (nPzvp)
The Choom has been vomiting out his same old shit a lot lately. I don't know how you have missed it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2017 12:10 PM (mpXpK)
chili is perfect for any season... without carrots.
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:08 PM (FKrah)
Ah, carrots and chili... good times... I remember chenjeff, and his grilling tips... he left, I guess...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 12:10 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2017 12:10 PM (rmVvL)
Yes, I knew it was Mel. But Moron Artistic License, bitchez.
In other words, I couldn't figure out how to both use the lame joke and keep it accurate at the same time.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2017 12:11 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 21, 2017 12:04 PM (tVWQB)
I was thinking that exact thing earlier. They don't get cool until they go home at night.
My husband told the guy, "if you can't get a new unit installed tomorrow, we'd have to wait until Monday. The weather is suppose to break Tues/Wed., so I might as well wait until next year."
Guy called back 20 mins. after he left...we're picking up the new unit today and we'll be there tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 12:11 PM (Enq6K)
she'd finish the idea of America off.
perhaps we can recover some semblance of freedom for all citizens instead of the flavor of the mth
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:11 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: GP at September 21, 2017 12:11 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 21, 2017 12:11 PM (ZM2xo)
Paltrow is expanding Goop into brick-and-mortar stores...and tv.
She's also an example of celebrity worship. Both NASA and Gynocologists have felt the need to weigh in and either call BS on her product claims, or warn of the dangers. And yet her audience grows.
Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 12:11 PM (UhU44)
Sorry about Grandpa, that's tough.
Son is in his senior yr. of college. Husband is super busy with bidness growing (thank you, PDT!), and we're both staying busy with lots of other activities.
Glad you made it through Irma okay. We did better than with Matthew, except for the storm surge. Our house was okay except for the rain, which nearly swamped the generator. Saw egrets wading in the backyard after the storm, which was "interesting."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 12:12 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2017 12:12 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:12 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:09 PM (FKrah)
HEH. I used to occasionally read Ace's posts to my wife back when I was here all the time. My wife hates politics. She would just look at me like I was nuts. First NoVaMoMe, she was convinced that I was going to get mugged or kidnapped by some deranged internet people.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 21, 2017 12:12 PM (9CkBG)
But think about how happy people are when they see you, and how relieved they are when you're done.
And if they leave you alone when you're working, even better, right?
Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 21, 2017 12:12 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: mercenary13 at September 21, 2017 12:13 PM (LtLhF)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 21, 2017 12:13 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2017 12:13 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2017 12:13 PM (hpe6S)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:14 PM (FKrah)
young women, keep these in mind when socializing with them. you are nothing but a potential vote.
Posted by: arbitrary turn back at September 21, 2017 12:14 PM (8RQER)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2017 12:14 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 12:14 PM (zSVEm)
Sadly, this is the free market at work. Gotta take the good with the bad.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 21, 2017 12:14 PM (u0s1P)
I haven't read her book, and I realize that she might have been the most under-engineered lesbian cylon prototype out there.
And maybe *that* was the problem.
Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2017 12:14 PM (Bdeb0)
To be fair, the Paolo and she...
well, we were both praying for it.
Posted by: Paolo at September 21, 2017 12:15 PM (nPzvp)
no I hope life treats ya'll (sp) well. and your marriage stay silly and loving and your daughters grow into fine teens.
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:15 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2017 12:16 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:16 PM (FKrah)
I think it's a gray area. I mean, yeah, free speech, and there are labels on vitamins and things about "not intended to cure any disease" and whatnot to evade/circumvent/comply with whatever the hell the law is, but then again, sometimes a blogger will get sued or something for posting recipes and nutritional advice.
I'mma take the bold stance that it's complicated.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 21, 2017 12:17 PM (u0s1P)
I can recommend various/numerous invasive medical procedures, Carl. For example, just for starters, how about some electro-shock therapy along with a simultaneous colonoscopy? All performed for free by my loyal canine companion.
How's that for excitement?
My collie says:
"Excitements R us, CC."
Posted by: CyberCipher at September 21, 2017 12:17 PM (p6WoB)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 21, 2017 12:09 PM (u0s1P)
Actually, I don't think it's possible to go off-topic in these Morning Rant threads.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 12:17 PM (zDhXZ)
Yay us.
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 11:59 AM (Enq6K)
Damn, the price has more than doubled since I replaced mine about 15 years ago. I replaced the unit, the suction ducting, and the thermostat for slightly less than $2K. I guess that is Obamabucks from monetizing the debt.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2017 12:17 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2017
*
*
Rose Marie looked as though she were digging a hole for herself even back then -- 50 years ago.
Posted by: Mel Brooks at September 21, 2017 12:17 PM (+Ywi5)
I haven't read her book, and I realize that she might have been the most under-engineered lesbian cylon prototype out there.
And maybe *that* was the problem.
Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2017 12:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Do these people just randomly scrawl words down on a page, not caring if they even make any sense together?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 12:18 PM (XMDuf)
Have a nice bottle of Agri-Cola while you listen...
(I kid... Mike's a cool guy, just had that a few mistakes...)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 21, 2017 12:18 PM (H4mco)
As a result they assume all other successful people also owe their wealth to a lot of luck/timing, and they totally buy into the Lefty narrative of rich being no better than the poor and the requirement to "give back" to the community. It feeds into their success guilt and gives them a way to deal with it by railing against the rich, the big corporations by fighting on behalf of the poor and marginalized.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 12:18 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 21, 2017 12:18 PM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 21, 2017 12:18 PM (u0s1P)
Is it that they were nervous about the instability of it, and they thought a communist regime would give them "guarantees"?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 12:18 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Massengill at September 21, 2017 12:18 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 21, 2017 12:19 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 12:17 PM (zDhXZ)
...
As long as we're ranting, right?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 21, 2017 12:19 PM (yL25O)
"So, Arabs have a license to rape in the UK?"
They don't need no steeekin' licenses, they got rights, from Allah.
Posted by: geoffb at September 21, 2017 12:08 PM (zOpu5)
I do not want to go full on Debbie Downer here, but the sentences & fines handed down in the EU courts are frightening. Sweden has basically thrown their children under the bus as far as protecting them. But you can find horrifying verdicts everywhere.
It chills me to the bone.
Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 12:20 PM (UhU44)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2017 12:20 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 12:20 PM (Enq6K)
Yes. Gout, for one. Or a broken Slinky. Or bleeding to death by papercuts to the eyeball.
Yes, Carl, there are more exciting things. You should get out more, you cute little dust-farter.
Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2017 12:20 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: mercenary13 at September 21, 2017 12:13 PM (LtLhF)
Dick is a big lefty too. I heard him a couple of years ago blathering on about FDR being the greatest thing ever and the country needed more New Deal like programs. He must have hit his head really hard and rattled his brains when he tripped over that ottoman
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 12:21 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Lizzy
I like the term "success guilt". Bob Price, conservative atheist, former theologian, once opined that liberalism was really a form of survivor guilt, and as such was irrational.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 12:21 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 12:21 PM (fA1SL)
It chills me to the bone.
Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 12:20 PM (UhU44)
Eventually there will be street justice or none at all.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 12:21 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah, that's basically my take-- guilt over not doing work-work, and then transference/projection or something onto other people-- it was all luck for them, too.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 21, 2017 12:21 PM (u0s1P)
Tomorrow we get to spend almost $4K getting it replaced.
Yay us.
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 11:59 AM (Enq6K)
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I just replaced my three ancient units. $24K, because I had to also replace the inside units. It hurt.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 21, 2017 12:21 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2017 12:17 PM (mpXpK)
This is a 5 ton, 16 seer (whatever TF that means). I thinks it's a Bryant system.
Not sure how that compares to the one you installed.
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 12:22 PM (Enq6K)
A chest-grabber. Give it a try, Carl.
Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2017 12:22 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 21, 2017 12:22 PM (3NjrP)
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Yeah, the problem was that she didn't lie enough.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 12:22 PM (Nwg0u)
- typical left wing agitpropster
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2017 12:22 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 12:14 PM (zSVEm)
By my fingertips. Busting our ass at work to make a living. Lotta stress from my grandfather's failing health. Kids have lots of activities but my blessed and saintly wife hauls them around to those mostly. I keep saying I'm gonna jump back into the Horde. Then that next day comes along and it all repeats and I get through dinner and we're watching some silly show or movie as a family and I'm nodding off on the couch at 845pm like I'm 75yrs old. LOL.
OH. I had shoulder surgery a year and a week ago to repair a torn labrum and a few other things. I get to have a second surgery on the shoulder now. Putting it off till after the first of the year because ain't no one got time for that.
A lot of shit going on, but at the end of the day, God loves me, my girls love me, I'm basically healthy, and I don't have to worry about where my next meal is gonna come from. That's better than most of the history of the world.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 21, 2017 12:23 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2017 12:23 PM (O2RFr)
If true, whoa....
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 12:24 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 12:24 PM (RD7QR)
Not sure how that compares to the one you installed.
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 12:22 PM (Enq6K)
My new one is a 3T, I don't know what seer rating it has. That is the government efficient rating which is BS.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2017 12:25 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 12:25 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 21, 2017 12:26 PM (jHP/z)
...
These words really hurt. Can I get a hug? Somebody?
Posted by: John Kasich at September 21, 2017 12:26 PM (yL25O)
https://twitter.com/ValeriePlame/status/910884546723196929
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2017 12:26 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 12:21 PM (fA1SL)
Labor camps. Wire. Zod already subscribes to your newsletter, but would like to commend you for the last issue: "5 Quick Tips For Abusing A Helpless, Wire-Mounted Political Opponent."
Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2017 12:26 PM (Bdeb0)
Do these people just randomly scrawl words down on a page, not caring if they even make any sense together?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 12:18 PM
We truly are (at least) two Americas.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2017 12:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at September 21, 2017 12:26 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: OCBill at September 21, 2017 12:26 PM (df+Zi)
If true, whoa....
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 12:24 PM (Enq6K)
THAT'S gotta hurt. The leadership probably has some serious business interests on the side, so maybe they'll give Whoa Fat the heave for a more business-friendly psychopath.
Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 12:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Saudi at September 21, 2017 12:27 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 12:27 PM (fA1SL)
.........
Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 21, 2017 12:23 PM (9CkBG)
Someone said that in this life, there will be troubles.... God and Family first though, right?? But you are missed....
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 12:27 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
My seer rating is 100%.
Posted by: Nostradamus at September 21, 2017 12:27 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2017 12:27 PM (mpXpK)
Gin
Rum
Tequila
Everclear
LIVER TRANSPLANT
President!
Posted by: DistHillary at September 21, 2017 11:46 AM (j+dfT)
...........
FIFY
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2017 12:28 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2017 12:28 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 21, 2017 12:29 PM (MIKMs)
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Is this the plot for the next Ocean's 11 sequel?
Posted by: Saudi at September 21, 2017 12:30 PM (PNcou)
Our judiciary mostly sucks but at least it points back to something and written law.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 21, 2017 12:30 PM (yL25O)
Is it wrong of me to want rocketman to lob a small nuke on Hollywood... on Oscar night?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2017 12:23 PM
If hating them is wrong then I don't wanna be right.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2017 12:31 PM (IqV8l)
And magically a new Mercedes showed up in his driveway the next day!
Posted by: Paladin at September 21, 2017 12:31 PM (bxc5w)
Our judiciary mostly sucks but at least it points back to something and written law.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 21, 2017 12:30 PM (yL25O)
Sometimes unless the judge is a Democrat.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2017 12:31 PM (mpXpK)
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Yeah, the problem was that she didn't lie enough.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017
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She forgot to install the updates to Political Personality 2.0.
Posted by: Mel Brooks at September 21, 2017 12:34 PM (+Ywi5)
My experience has been (echoed by several others in the real estate building) that most companies have no interest in doing repairs. It's all about selling you new equipment AND selling you a warranty on it.
I bought a new heat pump about 5 years ago that was touted to me. It has broken down several times since then. The company tells me I really should have bought a warranty, then sends a service guy to repair it. After presenting me with the bill, the service guy shakes his head and says, "They don't make em' like they used to."
Meanwhile in another building, I changed heating repair companies because they were so pushy about selling me a new unit. I had a maintenance contract with a "free" tune up, but stopped because every time they came over they sent an obnoxious salesman also.
Posted by: RM at September 21, 2017 12:38 PM (U3LtS)
And magically a new Mercedes showed up in his driveway the next day! Posted by: Paladin
and his house didn't get fire bombed, kids are still alive.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2017 12:47 PM (yKAUL)
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How would he know how whacked-out he is?
I think senility is bliss, like ignorance.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 21, 2017 12:57 PM (r+mGZ)
"Excitements R us, CC."
Posted by: CyberCipher at September 21, 2017 12:17 PM (p6WoB)
I was never a HA regular but I remember seeing your collie there. That is one smart dog you have.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 21, 2017 01:15 PM (ZM2xo)
As if he thinks he would be spared in all the 'excitement' should his wishes come true.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 21, 2017 01:53 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: Cosda at September 21, 2017 02:09 PM (Ho4Va)
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