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Your Daily Blue Checkmark Mafia Freakout: Trump Retweets Silly Gif of Trump Hitting a Golf Drive and Knocking Hillary With the Ball
The official Democrat political class -- by which I mean "the media" - was in high dudgeon, as were the lesser minions of the Democrat political class, like US Representatives.
Donald Trump's amazing golf swing #CrookedHillary pic.twitter.com/vKhxxFCBV1
— CNN SUCKS (@Fuctupmind) September 14, 2017
Is he not being ironic here? pic.twitter.com/nZaddpmZq5
— neontaster (@neontaster) September 17, 2017
Incredibly juvenile, unprofessional, and sexist. https://t.co/50qqHF1fgx
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) September 15, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2017 02:50 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 18, 2017 02:50 PM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at September 18, 2017 02:50 PM (KCCgc)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at September 18, 2017 02:50 PM (KCCgc)
Berkeley was the starting point of the "Free Speech Movement" back in 1964 -- the fuse that started the '60s leftoid revolution.
The concept is so embedded and sacred in the Berkeley mind that no one ever types out "Free Speech Movement" any more -- everyone just uses the acronym "FSM." If you ask anyone on campus aboutt he greatest thing ever to come out of Berkeley that most influenced the world, it would BE the FSM.
Sooooo....Now some conservatives are holding their own "Free Speech Week" at Berkeley, and WHAT is the official campus response to this??
Behold:
UC Berkeley professors urge campus boycott during ‘Free Speech Week’
"At UC Berkeley, 177 professors and graduate students have signed an open letter urging thousands of colleagues and classmates to boycott campus for four days this month to ensure their “physical and mental safety.”...
“As faculty we cannot ask students and staff to choose between risking their physical and mental safety in order to attend class or come to work in an environment of harassment, intimidation, violence, and militarized policing,” says the letter, adding that some students and employees are particularly at risk: “non-white, gender queer, Muslims, disabled, feminists” and others routinely singled out by the right....
But beyond personal safety, Blocker said, “we will do it massively — as a symbol. If they (the right-wing) are going to be handed the keys to this campus ... then academics will go elsewhere.”
Peter Glazer, an associate professor of theater, dance and performance studies who also signed, said the value of boycotting campus is also to “deny the invited speakers the audience, the trouble, and the kind of press they crave.”
http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/ UC-Berkeley-professors-urge-campus-boycott-during-12202096.php
Somewhere out in deep space, a supernova just became sad because the supernova of hypocrisy emanating from Berkeley surpassed it in intensity.
Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2017 02:50 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 02:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 02:51 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 18, 2017 02:51 PM (mpXpK)
Severely f'd up mind.
Righto Steve.
An Irony Sun just self ignited due to the concentrated amount of anti self awareness located between king's ears.
Posted by: simplemind at September 18, 2017 02:51 PM (S/Khw)
It would be funny if it was Obama knocking it into Romney.
Do people not have a sense of humor any longer?
I decree I have absolute moral authority today on the topic of pinch face scolds who have completely lost their sense of humor.
Posted by: alexthechick - I'm momentarily changing this just because at September 18, 2017 02:52 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2017 02:52 PM (mjiiZ)
It was never about free speech, even back then. It was babies wanting to do what they want and to rage against the establishment.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 02:52 PM (xJa6I)
Reinforcing their positive view of Trump, their negative view of Hillary and the media.
Damn but does Trump know how to play them.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 18, 2017 02:52 PM (/9uFC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 02:52 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: alexthechick - I'm momentarily changing this just because at September 18, 2017 02:52 PM (mf5HN)
Use your power wisely, please.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 02:53 PM (xJa6I)
Kek vult!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 02:52 PM (fA1SL)
I couldn't be prouder.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 02:53 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2017 02:53 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2017 02:53 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 02:54 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2017 02:54 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2017 02:55 PM (mjiiZ)
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 18, 2017 02:55 PM (T71PA)
*hums Horst Wessel Lied*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2017 02:55 PM (Mouru)
Tightly-controlled, highly-restricted, pre-approved speech is the new Free Speech.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 02:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mercenary13 at September 18, 2017 02:56 PM (AGZfE)
*hums Horst Wessel Lied*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2017 02:55 PM (Mouru)
What'd he lie about?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 02:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 02:56 PM (xJa6I)
=
bc every thing is political.
Art,
Science,
Sports,
Humor,
Food,
Posted by: simplemind at September 18, 2017 02:56 PM (S/Khw)
Posted by: geoffb5 at September 18, 2017 02:56 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: IC at September 18, 2017 02:56 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: mercenary13 at September 18, 2017 02:56 PM (AGZfE)
By refusing to be trapped, destroyed and devoured? Yes.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 02:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: NCKate at September 18, 2017 02:56 PM (g7h/l)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 02:52 PM (xJa6I)
No. It was about thinly disguised Communist agitation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 02:57 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 02:57 PM (fA1SL)
*hums Horst Wessel Lied*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2017 02:55 PM (Mouru)
What'd he lie about?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 02:56 PM (NWiLs)
He lied about the nuclear wessels.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 02:57 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2017 02:53 PM (DQ4Fv)
What about he who merely Liketh, but hath not retweeteth? Is he in the shit too?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2017 02:57 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at September 18, 2017 02:57 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Vinny moto at September 18, 2017 02:57 PM (+0t2Z)
Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2017 02:57 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2017 02:57 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2017 02:57 PM (7uYFy)
Which meant taking a dive so as not to be called a sexist by the MSM.
See how much better McCain and Romney fared doing things the right way?
Posted by: Maritime at September 18, 2017 02:58 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 02:52 PM (xJa6I)
No. It was about thinly disguised Communist agitation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 02:57 PM (SRKgf)
To MAY to, To MAH to...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 02:58 PM (xJa6I)
=========
What do that call that again?
Posted by: freudian slip knot at September 18, 2017 02:58 PM (2Qiky)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 02:58 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 18, 2017 02:58 PM (5qEwC)
Tightly-controlled, highly-restricted, pre-approved speech is the new Free Speech.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 02:55 PM (NWiLs)
As Angela Davis once said, "the Communist Party supports free speech. You're free to tell the truth. You're just not free to tell lies."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 02:58 PM (SRKgf)
Would you happen to have a shinebox, perchance?
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2017 02:59 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: redenzo at September 18, 2017 02:59 PM (5wSNN)
I can see it now.
AtC on her throne, tiara at a rakish angle. Ravages left and right, on leashes held by brawny men and elf-like women.
In front, a chanting crowd, out of rhythm:
"Pick me. Pick ME!"
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2017 02:59 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 02:59 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 18, 2017 02:59 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Ex Preezy Gaylord, Now well paid Gaylord Preezy at September 18, 2017 02:59 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: huerfano at September 18, 2017 02:59 PM (Dp2K8)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 02:56 PM (NWiLs)
Something about German helmets looking nothing at all like penises.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2017 02:59 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Cicero
Nine-Iron-Nacht.
Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2017 02:57 PM (DQ4Fv)
Niblicknacht
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 03:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Michael Skakel at September 18, 2017 03:00 PM (SRKgf)
What's this about violence, guys?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 03:00 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2017 03:00 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 18, 2017 03:00 PM (398bZ)
"As Angela Davis once said, "the Communist Party supports free speech.
You're free to tell the truth. You're just not free to tell lies.""
All lies belong to the Party and that's the truth.
Posted by: geoffb5 at September 18, 2017 03:01 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:01 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 02:59 PM (XFue2)
Nothing bespeaks mental health quite like coming up with something like that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 03:01 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 03:01 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2017 03:01 PM (ATVNj)
The blobs?
I think that would be Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2017 03:02 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2017 03:00 PM (tbOMB)
I WILL educate you on membrane permeability in single-cell organisms, even if it short-dicks every cannibal in the Congo! Now drop and give me 40, scumbag!
Posted by: Marine Biologist at September 18, 2017 03:02 PM (NWiLs)
Trump friend: "Man, you cannot escape Hillary's book. She and her book all over the media."
Trump: "Oh yeah? Watch this!"
Dana Milbank could not be reached for comment. He's dead.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 03:02 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Yeah verily I say unto you: He who liketh a Tweet which is an affront to Your Lord, shall be cast to a lake of everlasting fire, even if he did not retweeteth the offending tweet; for I am your Lord God, and you shall like no Tweets before, unless I liketh them too.
Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2017 03:02 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 03:01 PM (iVOAv)
She's still charging her Blackberry and getting a cloth to wipe it down.
Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2017 03:02 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:02 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:03 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2017 03:03 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 03:03 PM (fA1SL)
Hilarious.
DJT throwing out a first pitch...you can figure the rest.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2017 03:03 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 03:01 PM (iVOAv)
Her staff are still trying to sober her up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 03:03 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 18, 2017 03:04 PM (AJKgl)
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 03:04 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Feminists Everywhere at September 18, 2017 03:04 PM (EyPfd)
CCleaner. Link at Drudge.
Posted by: gNewt at September 18, 2017 03:04 PM (vlVF/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2017 03:04 PM (hyuyC)
One of the reasons I don't have to tweet is by now people have have probably piled on Stephen King as well as everybody else getting apoplectic over this.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 03:05 PM (iVOAv)
Golf courses and planes don't mix.
Posted by: Harrison Ford at September 18, 2017 03:05 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 03:03 PM (fA1SL)
Wouldn't AtC and Bander be Master-Blaster?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2017 03:05 PM (XMDuf)
Why can't we believe these alternatingly violent/shrinking daisy psychopaths!!??
Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 03:05 PM (XhN8Z)
I like trains
Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at September 18, 2017 03:05 PM (EyPfd)
Seriously, that was a killshot, and he didn't even have to rebut one dang thing she's been saying about him for the last week. Bonus points for including a video that was memory-holed by Hillary and the media because she looks so bad (particularly given her later fall on 9/11/16).
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 03:06 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 03:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Head in a Jar at September 18, 2017 03:06 PM (jcSzd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:06 PM (xJa6I)
At the same time: that's funny as heck.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 03:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 03:06 PM (YxTUV)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 18, 2017 03:04 PM (AJKgl)
to be fair, she had an orgasm with 2 of them.
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:06 PM (XFue2)
Harrumpf.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2017 03:06 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2017 03:07 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 03:06 PM (fA1SL)
Somebody had to, so it may as well be somebody nobody gives a damn about (c'est moi).
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2017 03:07 PM (XMDuf)
Colbert's core audience correlates with the BernieBots, who hate Hillary, some even more than they hate Trump.
So how does Colbert play this.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2017 03:07 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
=============
arguably worthwhile to sign up for twitter just to send this message to tapper.
I do think direct snark attacks on "media" are one of the best uses of twitter. I am still thinking of what the others are . . .
Posted by: simplemind at September 18, 2017 03:07 PM (nJTwo)
The Perpetual Victim.
Thank God she will never ever be president.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2017 03:07 PM (ATVNj)
One of the reasons I don't have to tweet is by now people have have probably piled on Stephen King as well as everybody else getting apoplectic over this.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 03:05 PM (iVOAv)
I read IT years ago and I do not remember that.
I'm not saying he didn't, I'm merely very grateful that my mind decided nah you don't need to remember that.
Posted by: alexthechick - I'm momentarily changing this just because at September 18, 2017 03:07 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2017 03:07 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 18, 2017 03:07 PM (rX06+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2017 03:07 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 03:07 PM (rmVvL)
well, honestly, they're acting their age: decrepit boomers on walkers shocked, shocked that someone said "boob"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 03:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Maritime at September 18, 2017 03:08 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Jean
Fuck, I'm trying to duplicate it.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 18, 2017 03:08 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 03:03 PM (fA1SL)
Wouldn't AtC and Bander be Master-Blaster?
Posted by: Hikaru
At least Bander would be in the shade.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 03:08 PM (YxTUV)
I really wish we had cryogenics down, so that we could freeze Hillary
that future generations could experience the joy of knowing her. I
envision a once-a-decade public holiday in which we thaw her out and she
asks if she's president yet. Then back into the fridge.
Posted by: Head in a Jar at September 18, 2017 03:06 PM (jcSzd)
*****I think that's a great idea . . . I'll get right on it!
Posted by: Hari Seldon at September 18, 2017 03:09 PM (Fb9aZ)
Gentlemen, we will defend this (Brooke Baldwin) woman's honor - which is more than she ever has.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 18, 2017 03:09 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2017 03:07 PM (qJtVm)
HEY!
Um.
I mean.
Um.
Yes! That! Because I would never do that! Not me. Nope.
(Actually, all snarking aside, learning to step up and say the problem is me and no one else is the most difficult part of this horrific being an adult thingy)
Posted by: alexthechick - I'm momentarily changing this just because at September 18, 2017 03:09 PM (mf5HN)
I read IT years ago and I do not remember that.
I'm not saying he didn't, I'm merely very grateful that my mind decided nah you don't need to remember that.
Posted by: alexthechick
__________
I think some editions it was taken out.
You'll notice absolutely no movie or TV adaption has ever put that in there. Sick.
And I say this as someone that really liked the book.
Posted by: Maritime at September 18, 2017 03:09 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: The Van at September 18, 2017 03:09 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 03:09 PM (iVOAv)
yall are ignorant.
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:10 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 03:03 PM (fA1SL)
Wouldn't AtC and Bander be Master-Blaster?
Posted by: Hikaru
At least Bander would be in the shade.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 03:08 PM (YxTUV)
And have a neat helmet.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:10 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 03:10 PM (ihiUA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2017 03:10 PM (PY9jH)
Hilarious.
DJT throwing out a first pitch...you can figure the rest.
Posted by: Diogenes
Tell him to look up the Chuck Norris sniper gif on Fb.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 03:10 PM (YxTUV)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 18, 2017 03:10 PM (4cPp5)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:10 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: liberal at September 18, 2017 03:10 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Just the Punch Line at September 18, 2017 03:11 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 03:11 PM (YxTUV)
Are we living in a first world country? Would one censor the Pieta? The Mona Lisa? Would you say of the Great Wall- 'Just a bit too ostentatious'?
Harrumph.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2017 03:11 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 03:09 PM (iVOAv)
Her IT team promises big improvements in the humor module with the next major OS upgrade.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2017 03:11 PM (Mouru)
- D Trump
Rule 5: Ridicule is man's most potent weapon.
Rule 6. A good tactic is one your people enjoy.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2017 03:11 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Jean
Fuck, I'm trying to duplicate it.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 18, 2017 03:08 PM (/Nite)
*****
Bill,
Keep your weight on the right foot on your backswing and rotate the hips as you strike the ball. Follow thru and you should see immediate results.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2017 03:12 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2017 03:12 PM (tbOMB)
The left is just pissed off that 30 million people are going to see Hillary face plant. Then laugh.
The left hates to be laughed at. But it's what they deserve the most.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 03:12 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2017 03:00 PM (tbOMB)
Thornton Mellon is.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 18, 2017 03:12 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2017 03:12 PM (PY9jH)
"Makes sense to me!"
-Matrix 2
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 03:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2017 03:11 PM (Mouru)
Hillary is the worst Max Headroom ever.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2017 03:12 PM (XMDuf)
*dinged on helmet with golf ball*
Posted by: Hillary "Niedermeyer" Clinton at September 18, 2017 03:13 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Did you say meat helmet?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 03:11 PM (YxTUV)
Nah, that's more of a springtime thing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:13 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Neidermeyer at September 18, 2017 03:13 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: alexthechick - I'm momentarily changing this just because at September 18, 2017 03:09 PM (mf5HN)
---
I know! Thank God for my protracted adolescence.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2017 03:13 PM (qJtVm)
I have to say, seriously, though, this is trolling on an unprecedented level.
Trump is like the string theory of trolling - it's like the unified theory of trolling, pure physics on a planetary and yet also quantum scale - a trolling so huge, and yet focused, that it has become a singularity of trolling, creating a black hole into another dimension where, obviously, Trump is not only President but will be elected again in 2020.
Hmmm - this might also explain his skill at 11 dimensional chess, come to think of it.
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2017 03:13 PM (Fb9aZ)
You'll notice absolutely no movie or TV adaption has ever put that in there. Sick.
And I say this as someone that really liked the book.
Posted by: Maritime at September 18, 2017 03:09 PM (lKmt3)
Okay that makes more sense because when I saw that come up over the weekend I was very taken aback. IT is a good book and I like Stephen King's work in general but all I could think is sheesh I would have noticed that.
Posted by: alexthechick - I'm momentarily changing this just because at September 18, 2017 03:13 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 18, 2017 03:10 PM (4cPp5)
Isn't that a two stroke penalty and a dropped ball though?
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 03:14 PM (EgwCt)
Of course they are in a high snit, the Anti-Hillary! is mocking St. Hillary of the Pantsuits and Gin.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:14 PM (dphqw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2017 03:14 PM (PY9jH)
Apparently Trump is quite a good golfer. Obama just never got very good despite all those free games he got to play. Some people are just not coordinated and athletic enough to do well in any sport or physical competition.
He is getting old though, so I bet Trump's swing used to look a lot better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 03:14 PM (39g3+)
Are we living in a first world country?
That's what commie countries do.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 03:14 PM (YxTUV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:10 PM (xJa6I)
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I misread that as meat helmet. still works...
Posted by: Neidermeyer at September 18, 2017 03:14 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 03:14 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 03:14 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Osborne at September 18, 2017 03:14 PM (RDwMg)
Posted by: regular joe at September 18, 2017 03:14 PM (SnflP)
Posted by: Hillary "Niedermeyer" Clinton at September 18, 2017 03:13 PM (/qEW2)
PING!
The left hates to be laughed at. But it's what they deserve the most.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 03:12 PM (EgwCt)
This was Taylor Made for them.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2017 03:14 PM (tbOMB)
So yeah, Steve - might have a couple of issues of your own, hmm?
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:14 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2017 03:14 PM (Fb9aZ)
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Same here.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 18, 2017 03:15 PM (/9uFC)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 03:15 PM (nN7Mo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:15 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2017 03:16 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2017 03:16 PM (PY9jH)
So yeah, Steve - might have a couple of issues of your own, hmm?
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:14 PM (HtLSE)
Didn't that also happen in the book 'Hannibal?' or was he drinking kids tears or some dumb thing?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:16 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 03:10 PM (ihiUA)
She's made so many friends since the election that I'm sure everybody in the Democratic party will rally behind a recount.
Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at September 18, 2017 03:16 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
Yes, but I quit my day job.
Posted by: the Most Reverend Bishop Katharine Jefferts-Schori+ at September 18, 2017 03:16 PM (/qEW2)
she clams she cant get work because her boobs are big and awesome and hollywoood is jelly. No, its because you are a total super bitch even by Hollywood standards.
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:16 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: goon at September 18, 2017 03:16 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 03:16 PM (nN7Mo)
I've seen it in a "greatest hits" compilation of her falling and coughing uncontrollably. Someone needs to do a wonky eyes greatest hits images too. Something definitely wrong with that woman.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 03:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2017 03:13 PM (qJtVm)
*fist bump*
Also, I hear tell you made me warden of a women's prison over the weekend.
I approve.
Posted by: alexthechick - I'm momentarily changing this just because at September 18, 2017 03:16 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 03:17 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2017 02:53 PM (DQ4Fv)
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*spppplllllttt*
Posted by: Hillary the Methane Monster at September 18, 2017 03:17 PM (UaSZc)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:17 PM (HtLSE)
On the other hand , assassination plays, tweets , Facebook posts and on mic statements, not so funny,
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 03:17 PM (zO1cf)
Tapper, whose wife works for Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2017 03:17 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Emperor Barack Obama at September 18, 2017 03:18 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Publius Redux
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The new IT movie really is well done, probably the best horror movie adaption of a work of Stephen King. But that's not saying much since most of it is cringeworthy bad.
I knew Stephen King was a nasty liberal, but I can only boycott so much.
Posted by: Maritime at September 18, 2017 03:18 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 03:18 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2017 03:18 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Carl S. at September 18, 2017 03:18 PM (oGRue)
166 I know! Thank God for my protracted adolescence.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2017 03:13 PM (qJtVm)
*fist bump*
Also, I hear tell you made me warden of a women's prison over the weekend.
I approve.
Posted by: alexthechick - I'm momentarily changing this just because at September 18, 2017 03:16 PM (mf5HN)
Cameras in the group shower?
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2017 03:18 PM (cAnNx)
Immediately before she instituted a new policy where the press could no longer be present when she boarded planes. Really.
But yeah, a lot f people are seeing it for the first time, which is probably another reason why the MSM is outraged. They worked darn hard to convince us that Hillary is healthy.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 03:18 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Crom's Dirty Underpants at September 18, 2017 03:18 PM (BRpqW)
*strokes out*
--Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2017 03:19 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 03:19 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:19 PM (dphqw)
Posted by: JEM at September 18, 2017 03:19 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 03:19 PM (iVOAv)
I don't recall. I think this was in a big short stories collection that also had the Langoliers.
You want to know what's really fucky? Having seen the TV version of the Langoliers when extremely young - young enough to get seriously creeped but not remember anything about it. Then, to read the Langoliers as an adult and not know why everything seems so vivid and easy to picture and fucking horrifying.
Yeah, that was me.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:19 PM (HtLSE)
yall are ignorant.
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin
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Now that you mention it, sounds like an idea for an episode!!!
Posted by: seasame street writer's guild at September 18, 2017 03:19 PM (R5oUK)
Posted by: JEM at September 18, 2017 03:19 PM (TppKb)
Hillary has three stokes every day before 11 AM.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2017 03:20 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: Bosnian Sniper at September 18, 2017 03:20 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: grayswindir at September 18, 2017 03:20 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2017 03:20 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 03:10 PM (ihiUA)
Ummmm. Wut? I mean. Wut?
RE: Stephen King being a nasty liberal. He's crazy. He was crazy before he got plowed over by that truck and he's even crazier now. It's very difficult for me to get worked up over anything he says because he's crazy, crazy, crazy pants.
Posted by: alexthechick - I'm momentarily changing this just because at September 18, 2017 03:20 PM (mf5HN)
Taper beclowns himself.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2017 03:20 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/5sk8lkq
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 03:20 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2017 03:20 PM (KP5rU)
I think that's at the core of it. I mean I share a distaste for someone in that office being this juvenile, but their main concern is "nobody is supposed to have seen that!!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: klaftern at September 18, 2017 03:21 PM (RuIsu)
I think it was the hydrocarbon sensor on Cassini.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 03:21 PM (nN7Mo)
He was also whacked out of his mind on drugs and booze for most of the past several decades--he should know about f*cked-up.
Posted by: phineas gage at September 18, 2017 03:21 PM (ALDN3)
that's a new hillary! tripping moment for me too. That's great. I wonder why the media never showed this before?
Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 03:21 PM (XhN8Z)
++++++++++++++
stay tuned for the book from reggie, where he tells all about the "tickle fights".
Posted by: simplemind at September 18, 2017 03:21 PM (mmRdz)
Posted by: JEM at September 18, 2017 03:21 PM (TppKb)
Or something.
Who knows anymore. Who cares.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 18, 2017 03:21 PM (1yVlF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:21 PM (dphqw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 03:22 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 03:22 PM (zO1cf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dy2fo6E_pI
I think (I hope) this country has enough of a collective memory to recall this iconic scene. The Left wants us to have a stick up our ass over this, but I'm hoping cultural memes like this have taken such deep roots, that most people will laugh along with the President and not take this too seriously.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2017 03:22 PM (/qEW2)
*nervous fistbump*
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:22 PM (HtLSE)
Hmmm - this might also explain his skill at 11 dimensional chess, come to think of it.
Posted by: Publius Redux
No genius there. Just the balls to actually do it.
Seriously, if the Horde were given his resources and platforms, we would have the entire Left, much of the center, the professional Right, half of Europe, and a couple of obscure nations everyone forgot existed begging for mercy by quarter's end. But it was Trump who wound up in that position, with the skills and outlook but not really the distilled enmity to the Left.
The Left got lucky. They just don't know it yet.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 18, 2017 03:22 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Bill C at September 18, 2017 03:23 PM (oGRue)
she clams she cant get work because her boobs are big and awesome and hollywoood is jelly. No, its because you are a total super bitch even by Hollywood standards.
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:16 PM (XFue2)
She's hot and she knows it. Some women get super entitled over that. She's one of them. But at least she looks good naked and likes to get naked.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:23 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 18, 2017 03:23 PM (1yVlF)
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 03:23 PM (rmVvL)
LOL, not permitted to use the shorter synonym for sport coat anymore are we?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:23 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Crash Davis at September 18, 2017 03:23 PM (/0IRq)
Posted by: alexthechick - I'm momentarily changing this just because at September 18, 2017 03:20 PM (mf5HN)
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Misery was just a bitter bashing of his fans.
Posted by: auscolpyr at September 18, 2017 03:24 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 03:10 PM (ihiUA)
Ok, I laughed. This is a joke right?
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:24 PM (XFue2)
Way back in the day, didn't Chevy Chase pretty much make his living on SNL mocking Ford's clumsiness..?
Posted by: grayswindir at September 18, 2017 03:20 PM (NmR1a)
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Yes, but, you see, Ford was a Republican so mocking him falling down, hitting his head and getting injured was A-OK. This Hillary thing is pure Evil(TM) and by doing so Trump proves that he is, once again, "literally Hitler"
Posted by: Your Avegerage Lefty Jaggoff Friend on Facebook at September 18, 2017 03:24 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2017 03:24 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2017 03:24 PM (ghofu)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 03:24 PM (nN7Mo)
Posted by: grayswindir at September 18, 2017 03:20 PM (NmR1a)
Yeah, nobody more uncoordinated and unathletic than former All-Americans.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 03:24 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at September 18, 2017 03:24 PM (RD7QR)
that's a new hillary! tripping moment for me too. That's great. I wonder why the media never showed this before?
Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 03:21 PM (XhN8Z
I wonder how many more incidences they taped or saw that they never reported on.
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2017 03:25 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:25 PM (dphqw)
*nervous fistbump*
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:22 PM (HtLSE)
Encyclopedic? No. I'm very hesitant to claiming any kind of expertise today when I forgot how to magnify images before spouting off about guns.
But I was a fan back in the day. Whatever happened to him?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:25 PM (xJa6I)
she clams she cant get work because her boobs are big and awesome and hollywoood is jelly. No, its because you are a total super bitch even by Hollywood standards.
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:16 PM (XFue2)
She's hot and she knows it. Some women get super entitled over that. She's one of them. But at least she looks good naked and likes to get naked.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September
1. Who cares if she is a bitch?
2. She likes to get naked and let people take pictures and vids to share with us.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:25 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2017 03:25 PM (MxEKc)
Trump, calling from the Oval Office: Knock Knock
Hillary: Who's there?
Trump: Not You!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 03:25 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 03:25 PM (rmVvL)
162 Emily Ratajakowski always comes off as a super bitch..... even when
she has a valid complaint about her boobs being photo shopped to look
smaller.
she clams she cant get work because her boobs are big and awesome
and hollywoood is jelly. No, its because you are a total super bitch
even by Hollywood standards.
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:16 PM (XFue2)
****
Look, if we are going to mention Emily Ratajakowski's clam . . . Imma gonna be in my bunk
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2017 03:25 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 18, 2017 03:26 PM (ATVNj)
I approve.
Posted by: alexthechick - I'm momentarily changing this just because at September 18, 2017 03:16 PM (mf5HN)
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It's a Horde-funded women's prison film called Swamp Foxes and you are the sadistic but lovable warden of Caligula Calhoun County Jail in St. Sybian Louisiana. Jane D'oh, Miley, and Bluebell are the sprung vixens on the lam.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2017 03:26 PM (qJtVm)
As a liberal Democrat all my life, I must say that I find this video of Hillary Clinton concerning. I know the alt-right and Vast Right Wing Conspiracy were powerful but I've never seen them in action like this before. Causing the poor woman to face-plant inside of an airplane.
And they're no where to be seen!
Posted by: Concerned Democrat at September 18, 2017 03:26 PM (EgwCt)
Feminist cred, huge...contracts.
Clay Travis: "I believe in...boobs."
Castigated.
Posted by: redsweater at September 18, 2017 03:26 PM (zFzio)
Posted by: shibumi at September 18, 2017 03:26 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:23 PM (xJa6I)
She needs to see the writing on the wall and make a call into Vivid video and start making some lesbian pron.
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:26 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 18, 2017 03:26 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 03:21 PM (XhN8Z
I wonder how many more incidences they taped or saw that they never reported on.
Posted by: buzzion
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It's funny because most of us here are political junkies that followed the election closely and yet many here are seeing it for the first time.
That shows you how much effort the media put into hiding it.
Posted by: Maritime at September 18, 2017 03:26 PM (lKmt3)
I think Trump does it intuitively, but this is serious genius. Think about how much effort it took ALL of the media to embargo this video clip from ALL of use since it made Hillary look bad.
And now that very same media is going to be showing The Thing that Must Be Hidden over and over again, to the entire world. Even though EVERYONE is wondering "how come we never saw that before?"
Because Trump.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 03:26 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:23 PM (xJa6I)
She needs to see the writing on the wall and make a call into Vivid video and start making some lesbian pron.
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:26 PM (XFue2)
*nods*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:27 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:27 PM (dphqw)
Posted by: The Banana Peel at September 18, 2017 03:27 PM (QtQaN)
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Now that feels like the truth.
Cause that's why the media is making scoldy faces. They don't want the average dem voter to laugh at Hillary either, bad for branding.
Posted by: simplemind at September 18, 2017 03:27 PM (R5oUK)
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2017 03:27 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:28 PM (0wem/)
There's a copy of Dancers in the Afterglow at the used book store, I haven't grabbed it yet. Read the summary, I think. Haven't started on Web od the Chozen yet, because the only copies from that that they have are from later in the series - same with G.O.D. Inc and I think one other series.
Basically, my Chalkerism is held in abeyance by what my used book store has, in balance with what I can be bothered to order off the webs/get around to.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:28 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2017 03:28 PM (ghofu)
I'd like to think that Trump shanked a ball into the woods, and Hillary bounded out, looking rough, with a knot on her noggin'.
Am I right?
Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2017 03:28 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:28 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2017 03:28 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2017 03:28 PM (tRaq7)
IIRC Emily's beef is with the fashion industry, and the related print magazines, not with Hollywood.
Which I can see. Because they push what gay guys think is a hot woman. Which can be hot, but pushes androgyny. They put a cap on boobs.
Which is why Sports Illustrated is so important because its swimsuit issue created supermodels that are exactly what most guys want to see, Kate Upton included.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2017 03:29 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:15 PM (xJa6I)
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Yeah, and she was swift to come to Melania's defense when the cool kids were slut-shaming.
OTOH, she whines about not being able to get ahead because of her sexy bod ---which is beyond pathetic, not to mention deluded.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 18, 2017 03:29 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:29 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2017 03:29 PM (ATVNj)
The video itself.
The usual suspects getting The Vapours.
Hillary fall down go boom.
It's ALL good.
Posted by: filbert at September 18, 2017 03:29 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2017 03:29 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:26 PM (XFue2)
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Liked!
Posted by: Ted C at September 18, 2017 03:29 PM (oGRue)
2. She likes to get naked and let people take pictures and vids to share with us."
Wait...
Is that the girl from iCarly?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 03:29 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Rick at September 18, 2017 03:29 PM (uRIYq)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/more-and-more-activism-based-on-less-and-less-popular-cult/
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 03:30 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:30 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2017 03:30 PM (yhf6w)
I'd like to think that Trump shanked a ball into the woods, and Hillary bounded out, looking rough, with a knot on her noggin'.
Am I right?
Posted by: mrp at September
You should sign up for the basic twitter account. It is 30 dollars per year but they prorate so if you watch the vid then cancel your account right away you will hardly pay anything.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:30 PM (0wem/)
There are two other Jack Chalker fans here. Uh Oh.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2017 03:28 PM (hyuyC)
Many Years ago, people kept trying to get me into his writings. It didn't take.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2017 03:30 PM (XMDuf)
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Hey that feels like the truth also --twice in one thread.
Posted by: simplemind at September 18, 2017 03:30 PM (/P2R+)
Has to really suck dating a girl that can't get work because her boobs
are too big. How do you handle that? Guess you have to come home early
and do what you can to make her and her enormous rack feel appreciated.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:28 PM (0wem/)
I would get a second job as a bra, just to support her.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2017 03:30 PM (tbOMB)
Hillary has fallen numerous times. If you recall, she had to postpone her Benghazi testimony because she fell and hit her head. That's why she was initially wearing those prism glasses, and Bill let slip that it took her many months to recover from it.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 03:30 PM (W+vEI)
It's funny because most of us here are political junkies that followed the election closely and yet many here are seeing it for the first time.
That shows you how much effort the media put into hiding it.
Posted by: Maritime at September 18, 2017 03:26 PM (lKmt3)
FOX showed it during the campaign on Hannity's show
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 18, 2017 03:30 PM (lKyWE)
Swamp Foxes? Really? And do I have a part? Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:27 PM (dphqw)
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FILL THE SWAMP!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 18, 2017 03:30 PM (oGRue)
IIRC Emily's beef is with the fashion industry, and the related print magazines, not with Hollywood.
Which I can see. Because they push what gay guys think is a hot woman. Which can be hot, but pushes androgyny. They put a cap on boobs.
Which is why Sports Illustrated is so important because its swimsuit issue created supermodels that are exactly what most guys want to see, Kate Upton included.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2017 03:29 PM (SIY7D)
Its Hollywood as well.
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:30 PM (XFue2)
Is that the girl from iCarly?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 03:29 PM (EyPfd)
No. blurred lines, not gouged-out eyeballs.
Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2017 03:31 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:31 PM (dphqw)
Oh, and for Stephen King is one to talk of a fuct-up mind.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2017 03:31 PM (jxbfJ)
Is that the girl from iCarly?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September
she was in the naked thicke vid that got sued for copyrigh violations.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:31 PM (0wem/)
I think Trump does it intuitively, but this is serious genius.
Think about how much effort it took ALL of the media to embargo this
video clip from ALL of use since it made Hillary look bad.
And now that very same media is going to be showing The Thing that
Must Be Hidden over and over again, to the entire world. Even though
EVERYONE is wondering "how come we never saw that before?"
Because Trump.
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Excellent observation.
However, it wasn't hard to embargo the video, since they're all on the same team and have replaced their blood with liberal Kool Aid.
Posted by: shibumi at September 18, 2017 03:31 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:15 PM (xJa6I)
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Yeah, and she was swift to come to Melania's defense when the cool kids were slut-shaming.
OTOH, she whines about not being able to get ahead because of her sexy bod ---which is beyond pathetic, not to mention deluded.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 18, 2017 03:29 PM (0jtPF)
Eh. Not to play into her 'victimhood' too much, but you CAN be too good looking for Hollywood. There are some stunning, stunning women in L.A. who can't get anything but soap opera work (back when those were around) because they were too good looking.
Hollywood wants 'em thin and a little above average in looks.
Raquel Welch and Jane Fonda probably couldn't get hired today, if they were still in their prime and unknowns.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:31 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 18, 2017 03:31 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2017 03:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:31 PM (dphqw)
I knew this shit was his fault.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2017 03:31 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:27 PM (dphqw)
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Can you pilot one of those everglade time machine boats?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2017 03:31 PM (qJtVm)
Because Trump.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 03:26 PM (k1TUh)
Yep.
Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2017 03:32 PM (G0vdT)
There are two other Jack Chalker fans here. Uh Oh.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2017 03:28 PM (hyuyC)
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I read 'The Identity Matrix'.
Does that qualify me?
There were some large boobs in that one as i recall.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 18, 2017 03:32 PM (oGRue)
Which I can see. Because they push what gay guys think is a hot woman. Which can be hot, but pushes androgyny. They put a cap on boobs.
Yep. Many of the fashion models are odd-looking chicks who look like pissed off paperboys (back when we had those).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 03:32 PM (SRKgf)
OTOH, she whines about not being able to get ahead because of her sexy bod ---which is beyond pathetic, not to mention deluded.
Uh, she wouldn't get *anywhere* without it. Period.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2017 03:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2017 03:32 PM (ghofu)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 03:33 PM (zO1cf)
That's a no no.
And the music major who was Head of Internet Security has already announced her "Retirement". With Golden Parachute intact, of course.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 03:33 PM (k1TUh)
Familiarity breeds contempt, and madness loves company.
I think what I find appealing is the sheer zero fucks given. I mean, transformation weirdness is one thing, but Jack Chalker in general is the metaphorical kid with the head injury running down the hall with streamers before recess yelling "WHEEEEEE!!!!"
He's only sometimes sheerly awful in a way that's not fun. *cough* Changewinds
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:33 PM (HtLSE)
I'm fascinated with her because she's part Irish-heritage (middle name O'Hara) and used to spend her summers in the next town over from where my father grew up.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2017 03:33 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 18, 2017 03:33 PM (duJXg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:33 PM (dphqw)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2017 03:33 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2017 03:34 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Rick at September 18, 2017 03:29 PM (uRIYq)
...............
See? It's funny even without the golf ball hitting her!
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2017 03:34 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 03:34 PM (rmVvL)
I don't think I have twitter account, but followed the link, and there it was.
In its glory, so to speak.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 03:34 PM (EyPfd)
You don't need a Twitter account to see Twitter stuff. You *do* have to have JavaScript enabled to see videos and animated gifs and stuff.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 03:34 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: RKae at September 18, 2017 03:34 PM (T7qgB)
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2017 03:34 PM (q177U)
I approve.
Posted by: alexthechick - I'm momentarily changing this just because at September 18, 2017 03:16 PM (mf5HN)
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Reminds me of a 70s film spectacle - "Women in Cages"
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 03:34 PM (vg8iE)
Nope.
You can just go and look at someone's twitter feed, provided they haven't made the account private/restricted to a set of other twitter users only.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 03:35 PM (W+vEI)
There are points where he's kind of John Norman with ADD and LSD, yes.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:35 PM (HtLSE)
Good looking but not nearly as good an actress as Maureen O Hara, I suspect.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 03:35 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2017 03:35 PM (mbhDw)
Fashion magazines push fashion models that look like 13 year old boys with a lot of makeup. Which tells you most of what you need to know about the tastes of the people running fashion magazines.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 03:35 PM (k1TUh)
Familiarity breeds contempt, and madness loves company.
I think what I find appealing is the sheer zero fucks given. I mean, transformation weirdness is one thing, but Jack Chalker in general is the metaphorical kid with the head injury running down the hall with streamers before recess yelling "WHEEEEEE!!!!"
He's only sometimes sheerly awful in a way that's not fun. *cough* Changewinds
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:33 PM (HtLSE)
I liked the Flux and Anchor series. Some good ideas there, and I liked the thought of the US Signal Corps being around, exploring planets in the future.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:35 PM (xJa6I)
First, it isn't where the shooting occurred. Secondly, it's a very diverse, 50% black (my guess) close-in suburb, with a big college student population.
Why THERE? Maybe because that area is a natural constituency for campus radicals? It's certainly not upscale-- no political/corporate elites there.
Posted by: mnw at September 18, 2017 03:35 PM (hCbo0)
Familiarity breeds contempt, and madness loves company.
I think what I find appealing is the sheer zero fucks given. I mean, transformation weirdness is one thing, but Jack Chalker in general is the metaphorical kid with the head injury running down the hall with streamers before recess yelling "WHEEEEEE!!!!"
He's only sometimes sheerly awful in a way that's not fun. *cough* Changewinds
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:33 PM (HtLSE)
Welp, now I can think of at least 3 books I own but haven't read yet that have to burn...
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2017 03:35 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: Publius Redux
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The new IT movie really is well done, probably the best horror movie adaption of a work of Stephen King. But that's not saying much since most of it is cringeworthy bad.
So, he combined the cliched fear of clowns with aliens and sewers.
And child porn.
How clever.
Posted by: zombie E.A. Poe at September 18, 2017 03:36 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:36 PM (XFue2)
Recover? From what? Best I can tell, she has nothing inside her head. I bet the echo drove her crazy some time ago.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2017 03:36 PM (tRaq7)
Sock it to... me?
Posted by: Tricky Dick at September 18, 2017 03:36 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2017 03:36 PM (oVJmc)
If Twitter nags you about password and stuff just click refresh and the nag goes away.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 03:36 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 03:36 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: RKae at September 18, 2017 03:36 PM (T7qgB)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2017 03:36 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:37 PM (dphqw)
http://tinyurl.com/y8loxanp
Like I said, I took out the banana and peanuts (not just the WTF factor, but also the fact that they seemed like empty carbs.) The combination of the bacon, curry, chicken and mushrooms works together extraordinarily well. One of the best tasting things I have ever cooked. Very filling.
Also if Emily R. looks awesome.
Guns and God are great.
(Trying to get the four point, Guns, God, Boobs and Bacon in there.)
Also, Ronald Reagan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2017 03:37 PM (ycWCI)
( Kate Upton is nice and easy to work with and has boobs twice as big as Emily's)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 03:37 PM (zO1cf)
She's lucky she's not working at a Hooters. The only reason anyone knows her name is her looks.
And you can carve out a nice living on just good looks. People like Kate Upton are probably worth over a $100 million.
Posted by: Maritime at September 18, 2017 03:37 PM (lKmt3)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y83xrvmk
Collection of similar DJT knocking over Hillary memes over at Info Wars.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 18, 2017 03:38 PM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2017 03:38 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2017 03:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:38 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Publius Redux
IT was a very enjoyable movie, and I don't usually even like horror.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 18, 2017 03:39 PM (KUaJL)
Reform school girls?
How did I miss that?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:19 PM (dphqw)
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Ace is probably busy writing the film treatment right this minute
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 18, 2017 03:39 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:39 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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I think in order for models to be super models they should have to have a secret identity.
Posted by: RKae at September 18, 2017 03:40 PM (T7qgB)
Posted by: WisRich
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And then when she spazzed out in front of reporters.
Posted by: Furious George at September 18, 2017 03:40 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 18, 2017 03:40 PM (AJKgl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2017 03:40 PM (l9m7l)
Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Posted by: wooga at September 18, 2017 03:40 PM (Y6En5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:38 PM (0wem/)
She's super something. Have you seen her catwalk show for Beach Bunny swimwear? Girl was jiggling almost out of those bikini tops.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:41 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:41 PM (dphqw)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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I think in order for models to be super models they should have to have a secret identity.
Posted by: RKae at September 18, 2017 03:40 PM (T7qgB)
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When we were kids, my friend and I used to say that the Mammovan was a superhero vehicle. My friend also came up with the idea of the Breast Bike.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 03:41 PM (vg8iE)
Andrew Klaavan works the same general territory as King & has more talent, imo.
Posted by: mnw at September 18, 2017 03:41 PM (hCbo0)
He's just the one who flanderized himself into having it as a schtick.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:41 PM (HtLSE)
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Drugs will do that to you.
Posted by: RKae at September 18, 2017 03:41 PM (T7qgB)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 18, 2017 03:41 PM (AJKgl)
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That is beautifully written dialogue.
Posted by: simplemind at September 18, 2017 03:41 PM (16GzI)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2017 03:42 PM (SIY7D)
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I see I'm now going to have to go back carefully over all the comments in this thread. Can't wait to find Emily's picture, whoever she is, presumably right next to a bare-breasted Kate Upton for easy comparison.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 18, 2017 03:42 PM (ylUqT)
Hollywood wants 'em thin and a little above average in looks.
Raquel Welch and Jane Fonda probably couldn't get hired today, if they were still in their prime and unknowns.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:31 PM (xJa6I)
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I disagree, but even if I conceded your point, the fact is that Emily R owes all of her present success to her looks. ALL of it.
It is therefore silly of her to complain that her looks have kept her 'down.'
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 18, 2017 03:42 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 18, 2017 03:42 PM (O4wiF)
Everytime I hear about how undignifed and mysoginist POTUS is, I think of Ted Kennedy and Hil's soulmate.
The correct response to this kind of manufactured outrage is: Fuck off.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 18, 2017 03:42 PM (jcSzd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:43 PM (dphqw)
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Which is just one reason why the girls in Robert Palmer's video "Simply Irresistable" were so attractive.
They kept their mouths closed and looked great doing it.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2017 03:43 PM (ATVNj)
Hollywood wants 'em thin and a little above average in looks.
Raquel Welch and Jane Fonda probably couldn't get hired today, if they were still in their prime and unknowns.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:31 PM (xJa6I)
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I disagree, but even if I conceded your point, the fact is that Emily R owes all of her present success to her looks. ALL of it.
It is therefore silly of her to complain that her looks have kept her 'down.'
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 18, 2017 03:42 PM (0jtPF)
Agreed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 03:43 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2017 03:43 PM (oVJmc)
As in Ned Flanders?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:43 PM (dphqw)
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Is that like Martinizing?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 03:43 PM (vg8iE)
Plus: gay guys don't like boobs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 03:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman
Wish it was that ea
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 03:44 PM (YxTUV)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 03:44 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:33 PM (dphqw)
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Motor-boat time machine sounds like more fun
Posted by: IP at September 18, 2017 03:45 PM (UmSfZ)
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
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Pantene with Kelly LeBrock...who is now a monster.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 03:45 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman
Wish it was that easy with ex wives.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 03:45 PM (YxTUV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 03:45 PM (iVOAv)
I bet it had titty grips, didn't it?
(Those are comfortable handlebar grips from about 50 years ago, for those who are unfamiliar with the term. Have no idea what their official brand name was.)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2017 03:45 PM (tRaq7)
It is therefore silly of her to complain that her looks have kept her 'down.'
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Yes, but its all about victimology today. You have no status, unless you are being repressed somehow. She's a famous white female and pretty, makes it hard to be a victim.
Posted by: simplemind at September 18, 2017 03:46 PM (yskn6)
_______________________________
Heh.
Kate Upton.
Bust.
ISWYDT.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2017 03:46 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2017 03:46 PM (O5Q3r)
Then just use 10 yr old boys as your models.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 03:46 PM (YxTUV)
A writers round robin of trying to write each other into a plot corner. One of the writers is Jack Chalker.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:46 PM (dphqw)
Oh yeah. Disclaimer for liberals: Nobody was actually hurt in the making of this meme".
Jackasses.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2017 03:46 PM (26uga)
Three. My first online handle was Nathan Brazil. Since he was, after all, sysop of the universe.
Chalker wasn't a charmer in real life and that likely held him back in reaching other markets where the real money is. He was one of the pros at cons who were noticeably shabby in appearance.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 18, 2017 03:47 PM (AJKgl)
He does a lot of Mary Sues.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2017 03:43 PM (oVJmc)
I would object that when it's a male character, it's a Marty Sue but given that it's Stephen King, I'll let this stand.
Posted by: alexthechick - I'm momentarily changing this just because at September 18, 2017 03:47 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2017 03:42 PM (SIY7D)
She can bust a move, AND move a bust!!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2017 03:47 PM (jxbfJ)
As in Ned Flanders?
TVTropes word. Meaning a character has undergone a reductio to their most stereotypical traits. In the case of Ned Flanders, becoming less complex and more "hi-diddly ho" bizarre (but predictably in manner) and... well, cartoonish.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:47 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 03:47 PM (EyPfd)
That's because, like a praying mantis, she ate Steven Seagal.
Posted by: wooga at September 18, 2017 03:47 PM (Y6En5)
Posted by: Neal Marx American Newsman at September 18, 2017 03:47 PM (hUqh+)
I bet it had titty grips, didn't it?
(Those are comfortable handlebar grips from about 50 years ago, for those who are unfamiliar with the term. Have no idea what their official brand name was.)
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It had an aerola-like shield on the front.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 03:47 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Furious George at September 18, 2017 03:48 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 03:46 PM (YxTUV)
Oh, they have another purpose in mind for the 10 year old boys...
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2017 03:48 PM (XMDuf)
You means that she'e heavier and older, the she looks like something from the black lagoon or that she's a mean, narcissistic person. I mean, thank men always look exactly like they were when they were 22.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 03:48 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 03:49 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: obligatory harry reid at September 18, 2017 03:49 PM (n8Vq4)
If she's been told she was too attractive for a part, there are no doubt many more actresses who were told they were too cute, too fat, too plain, to tall, to short, too ethnic, for the same role. If she wants to be judged on something other than her looks she needs to find a new profession.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 03:49 PM (W+vEI)
He got around to saying the White supremacist charge against average white men should be a firing offense, like the n word for blacks, or the b or c word about women. It has really become an evil disgusting charge, used broadly in true bigoted fashion.
It was not always so perhaps, but at this point they try to get people fired or at least afraid to even admit being a Trump voter. They feel entitled, emboldened to break thinks (face, windshield) because even the networks and Hillary trash Trump voters as white supremacists that must be shunned or beaten.
white is the new black ... heh. Adams actually makes the point it is not the same as the "n word" because there is more history of real oppression of blacks, so there is not a moral equivalence. But it is an evil attack based only in undeserved hate and bigotry.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2017 03:49 PM (yKAUL)
They are moving younger and younger with girls to get away from those "unfortunate" curves. Seriously, several of the most highly touted models right now are little girls.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 03:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 03:49 PM (FZYNt)
These designers should be hauled up before the reconstituted HUAC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 03:49 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2017 03:49 PM (26uga)
https://aoypodcast.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/389845.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:50 PM (dphqw)
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 18, 2017 03:50 PM (j+dfT)
My friend also came up with the idea of the Breast Bike.
Clip a playing card on the spokes with a clothes pin and it makes an awesome sound
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 18, 2017 03:50 PM (lKyWE)
No, she looks terrifying. Lots of surgery and implants and none of it worked.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 03:50 PM (39g3+)
That part was probably Chris Miller. He had bits like that frequently in National Lampoon in the 70s.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 18, 2017 03:50 PM (AJKgl)
That sounds like a train wreck taking place in a container ship unloading yard which is also a train yard and there are container cranes involved, which are also on fire.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:50 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Furious George at September 18, 2017 03:48 PM (j+dfT)
Ask, you shall receive:
https://tinyurl.com/y829y4sr
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2017 03:50 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2017 03:50 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: m at September 18, 2017 03:50 PM (9egmK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September
My point is only that she is not some super model in the mold of super models that are models for cosmetic companies and major fashion houses.
Google kate upton giving the bird or flipping off. you will eventually find the one that brought me over to her side.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:51 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2017 03:51 PM (tRaq7)
--Jake Tapper
Posted by: m at September 18, 2017 03:51 PM (9egmK)
Exactly. What does she think they should judge her on? Her ability to hit to the opposite field?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 03:51 PM (SRKgf)
--Jake Tapper
Posted by: m at September 18, 2017 03:51 PM (9egmK)
Well, then it's too bad people feel f they have to do that in order to feel good about themselves.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 03:52 PM (iVOAv)
This is something that five of my characters can get behind...and on top of.
With a special appearance by Harry Reid as the one-eyed sewer monster.
Posted by: Steven 'Similac' King at September 18, 2017 03:52 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 03:52 PM (FZYNt)
And I thought the gif was funny as hell.
But why retweet it if you're Trump? It's not gonna do anything except give your detractors one more opportunity to call you a misogynist. I know everyone always rushes in to claim that Trump is playing six-dimensional chess but I think he doesn't always think things through. He beat Hillary like a runaway slave. Let that be enough.
Posted by: Major1 at September 18, 2017 03:53 PM (UjIiY)
These designers should be hauled up before the reconstituted HUAC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September
Well, there is also the thing that you should design clothes to appeal to the largest segment of the population possible. Designing clothes for the small segment of the population that has the 36 22 36 figure is not going to make you money and it is going to make your potential clients angry.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:53 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: m at September 18, 2017 03:53 PM (9egmK)
*BLINK*
Yes, I suppose if getting head from a girl old enough to be your daughter while you sit a few doors away and in his off time hitting every piece of trim like a carpenter- not to mention the girlfriend he's currently hitting, the sure. What a great marriage.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2017 03:53 PM (26uga)
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2017 03:53 PM (HgMAr)
That's the sort of thing that normalizes Jack Chalker, that is. I mean, if you can always say, "but compared with *, the anime"...
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:53 PM (HtLSE)
And I thought the gif was funny as hell.
But why retweet it if you're Trump? It's not gonna do anything except give your detractors one more opportunity to call you a misogynist. I know everyone always rushes in to claim that Trump is playing six-dimensional chess but I think he doesn't always think things through. He beat Hillary like a runaway slave. Let that be enough.
Posted by: Major1 at September
Straight guys never mention that they are not gay.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:54 PM (0wem/)
And I thought the gif was funny as hell. But why retweet it if you're Trump?
Because it's funny as hell
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 18, 2017 03:54 PM (lKyWE)
There's a whole lot of harrumphing going on.
Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2017 03:54 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:53 PM (0wem/)
True, but how many women are rail-thin and look like 13 year old boys?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 03:54 PM (SRKgf)
Feminism.
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 03:54 PM (XFue2)
These designers should be hauled up before the reconstituted HUAC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September
Then they would complain about being breastlisted.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 03:55 PM (IqV8l)
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Serious question - how many of the "women" on that show are married?
Posted by: obligatory harry reid at September 18, 2017 03:55 PM (H2kfS)
I think even if they're actual breasts, if they appear on a motor vehicle of any kind, they're "Dagmars". '50s motoring press rules. It's the law.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 03:55 PM (HtLSE)
*BLINK*
Yes, I suppose if getting head from a girl old enough to be your daughter while you sit a few doors away and in his off time hitting every piece of trim like a carpenter- not to mention the girlfriend he's currently hitting, the sure. What a great marriage.
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Of course they think it's great - it's how their marriages work. How would they know any different?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 03:55 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:54 PM (0wem/)
Status: true.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 03:55 PM (SRKgf)
https://tinyurl.com/y829y4sr
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2017 03:50 PM (jxbfJ)
I pictured a pitch in the dirt taking HRC out as stumbled toward the van.
Posted by: golfman at September 18, 2017 03:55 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2017 03:55 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Major1
But why not?
His detractors will invent opportunities. Don't ask me; ask the imaginary peeing hookers.
he can and should send out whatever in Hell he wants.
To quote Obama; "don't get wee-weed up".
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 18, 2017 03:55 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2017 02:52 PM (mjiiZ)
Lol. they need to get a grip. its not like the ball hit her it her big fat open pie hole. That would have been hilarious.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2017 03:55 PM (dCikz)
Posted by: Fake at September 18, 2017 03:55 PM (eypV6)
In the anime version she is a redhead and is nude. Also an android who shoots particle beams out her mouth.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 03:55 PM (dphqw)
That's just one example of how women are treated the world of Stephen King.
Posted by: vrf at September 18, 2017 03:56 PM (uA8/X)
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Do they think anyone actually believes this? I don't think even leftists do. It's like some bizarre play.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 03:56 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2017 03:56 PM (oVJmc)
Yeah but fashion designers who do runway stuff aren't designing anything any normal human being will actually wear. Its not like JC Penny's latest line is on the catwalk.
But why retweet it if you're Trump?
1) He thought it was funny and that's how he uses social media
2) She's getting in digs on him in her book and on TV, so he always gets you back when you do that
3) There is a not-insignificant younger demographic that basically lives to look at 'memes' on the internet and this appeals to them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 03:56 PM (39g3+)
That drunken sow has fallen down more than me.
Posted by: Foster Brooks at September 18, 2017 03:56 PM (/Nite)
I do not understand those words in that order.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2017 03:56 PM (tRaq7)
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Because these people deserve mockery. They have the entirety of the media - news, tv, films, books, magazines, to mock the right. We have no one except the President. It's not ideal, but it's the only megaphone we have.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 03:56 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September
Yeah but if you are going to have your clients complain about your clothes would you rather have them complaining that "these are designed for 12 year old boys, no real woman can wear these", or "these are designed for a greek goddess, no real woman can wear these."
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:57 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Foster Brooks at September 18, 2017 03:56 PM (/Nite)
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God, me too.
Posted by: Randi Rhodes at September 18, 2017 03:57 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2017 03:53 PM (26uga)
sans the Bila girl?
Posted by: golfman at September 18, 2017 03:57 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: goodluckduck at September 18, 2017 03:57 PM (yqvys)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 18, 2017 03:57 PM (rznWS)
And I thought the gif was funny as hell. But why retweet it if you're Trump?
Because it's funny as hell
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 18, 2017 03:54 PM (lKyWE)
Hey! We didn't get a harumph out of this guy!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2017 03:57 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 03:57 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2017 03:58 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: dagny at September 18, 2017 03:58 PM (yaQq3)
Posted by: Major1 at September 18, 2017 03:53 PM (UjIiY)
First, because we love it.
Second, because it provokes the Left to rage-stroke, which further discredits them.
Third, it steals the oxygen from the Left and the news cycle.
Fourth, it keeps Trump inside the Left's OODA loop, so they're always trying to catch up to him, always reacting rather than initiating.
Fifth, he'll be accused of anything and everything anyway, so he might as well have some fun with it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 03:58 PM (SRKgf)
The View talking about how great the Clinton's marriage is.
How can they still be perpetuating this myth - do they never tire of all the work it takes to maintain the various Clinton lies/narratives?
It must be exhausting pretending for decades that theirs is a standard, loving marriage union with so many examples of that not being the case.
Sad!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 03:58 PM (W+vEI)
Oh wait, I read River of the Dancing Gods, not too bad for cross world fantasy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 03:59 PM (39g3+)
To keep the media in vapors? Maybe having the media against him has been helpful for a number of reasons.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2017 03:59 PM (q177U)
Posted by: dagny at September 18, 2017 03:59 PM (yaQq3)
Posted by: Major1 at September
Because he doesn't just have detractors, he has supporters.
Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2017 03:59 PM (GuzcK)
Posted by: Jeff Dahmer at September 18, 2017 03:59 PM (jcSzd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2017 03:56 PM (oVJmc)
Because Trump has a "killer" golf swing.
Posted by: golfman at September 18, 2017 03:59 PM (48QDY)
I have a court decision that says different.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2017 03:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 18, 2017 03:59 PM (MIKMs)
It really is. It's great. What's that? Another hurricane coming in? Well guess I'd better stay here on Pedo Island and help batten down the hatches, if ya know what I mean!
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at September 18, 2017 03:59 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 03:59 PM (SRKgf)
Because your President, fuck'em all
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2017 04:00 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2017 04:00 PM (dCikz)
The View talking about how great the Clinton's marriage is.
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You wanna know what's great? My fashion sense!
Posted by: Happy-Go-Lucky Michelle at September 18, 2017 04:00 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: dagny at September 18, 2017 04:00 PM (yaQq3)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 04:00 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jeff Dahmer at September 18, 2017 03:59 PM (jcSzd)
"Jeffrey Dahmer? I LOVE THAT GUY!!"
--Simon Phoenix
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2017 04:00 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 18, 2017 04:00 PM (0jtPF)
Stable walking surface
Gravity.
Pretty much a given.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 04:00 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: dagny at September
Yep. It is not the tits and the hips that would be the feature that would distinguish from the greek goddess.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 04:00 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:53 PM (0wem/)
Yeah but this is about modeling the clothes on the runway and for shoots. For that what they want is basically a human clothes hanger to show off the outfit to its best.
Then they'll go back and make outfits to sell for normal women, or at least many if the manufacturers do.
Posted by: stace at September 18, 2017 04:00 PM (QviAd)
Oh yeah and their sense of humor wa "aborted" with their intellect?
Thank God I don't use social media.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2017 04:01 PM (26uga)
It's as strong as the Weiners' marriage! Totally.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 04:01 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:54 PM (0wem/)
Uh...If we're getting propositioned by a gay we sure as fvck do.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 18, 2017 04:01 PM (ul9CR)
To keep the media in vapors? Maybe having the media against him has been helpful for a number of reasons.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2017 03:59 PM (q177U)
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Because all of the Beautiful People are talking Trump Trump Trump and they are not talking about Hillary's book. Which by most accounts is a debacle, personally and politically.
Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2017 04:01 PM (Pqytn)
For really twisted kink man-hating strangeness that's well written, John Varley is your guy. Man does he hate men and venerate women, like toe-sucking worship.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 04:01 PM (39g3+)
right Tapper? and king fgs, talk about strange mindthoughts!
Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 04:02 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: good show at September 18, 2017 04:02 PM (+INtM)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2017 04:02 PM (MCqJX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 03:54 PM (0wem/)
Uh...If we're getting propositioned by a gay we sure as fvck do.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September
If you are getting propositioned by gay guys you might need to rethink your wardrobe and make up.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 04:02 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: dagny at September 18, 2017 04:02 PM (yaQq3)
and goofing (Obama).
Trump - 1
Obama - 0
Posted by: gNewt at September 18, 2017 04:02 PM (XNNr5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 04:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2017 04:03 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 18, 2017 04:03 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2017 04:04 PM (dCikz)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 03:10 PM (ihiUA)
They've already recounted Wisconsin and PA. Why don't we recount California?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 18, 2017 04:04 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: goodluckduck at September 18, 2017 03:57 PM (yqvys)
1st amendment discussion. he said boobs. They shut it down.
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 04:04 PM (XFue2)
Yes, it's a juvenile video. Yes, it's juvenile/unprofessional of Trump to tweet it. Yes, it gives the "scolds" fresh ammo to attack Trump...
But they were already doing that anyway. At the cost of basically nothing (anti Trump people bitching about Trump), making this video widely publicized firmly cements in the public eye the images of Trump as Victor and Hillary as Loser.
And, not that Trump gives a damn either way, I think it's good to see boorish behavior by Trump precisely because it DOES devalue the office of the presidency. F*ck the presidency. You're not the God Emperor of Imperial America. You're the chief executive of a republic.
And that in turn ties in to what I've been stewing about all day... these nasty little progressives have turned the Presidency, and the Fed. Gov't at large, into this big ass Ragnarok struggle for the end times. OK, your team lost. Get over it. You can have it back in four years. No one national political office should hold power enough to change America and its culture in any really significant way. Do you really want to live in a system where one electoral defeat can result in all the horrors you describe from a Trump election? From one election? One event?
Anyway, I call this retweet a PR victory.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2017 04:04 PM (hcyUh)
give your detractors one more opportunity to call you a misogynist.
Trump is owning the newscycle after a week of MSM fawning over Hillary pushing her book and savaging Trump.
This is exactly how you combat the 24x7 Trump Hate newscycle, by going around them (social media) and fighting back with humor.
It may not be dignified presidential behavior, but it's genius. You can tell it was effective by how much the MSM is crowing about it.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 04:04 PM (W+vEI)
Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?
http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/
why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-11150
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2017 04:04 PM (oVJmc)
I'm crying here.
If I'm Trump, I'm retweeting it again tomorrow.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2017 04:04 PM (26uga)
If they wanted nice discourse they should have shut their mouths many - many moons ago.
Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 04:04 PM (FKrah)
For really twisted kink man-hating strangeness that's well written, John Varley is your guy. Man does he hate men and venerate women, like toe-sucking worship.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 04:01 PM (39g3+)
Sadly, I have to agree.
PJF is a good writer led astray by his sexual kinks.
Varley is just messed up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:04 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 04:02 PM (0wem/)
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and your drink choice...
Posted by: IP at September 18, 2017 04:05 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: dagny at September 18, 2017 03:58 PM (yaQq3)
I rarely look at them anymore, especially since the "13 year old heroin addict" look that became the style a few years ago. If I'm gonna spend eyeball time on fashion I wanna look at pretty people and things.
Posted by: stace at September 18, 2017 04:05 PM (QviAd)
Seriously, that was a killshot, and he didn't even have to rebut one dang thing she's been saying about him for the last week.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 03:06 PM (W+vEI)
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Exactly Lizzy. Trump didn't even dignify her rants with his verbal response - instead relying on comedy. It's effective, by hitting yet another snowflake nail on the drunken coffin. That's what matters when reaching out to the average LIV suffering with ADD.
Posted by: BebeDahl at September 18, 2017 04:05 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 04:05 PM (FKrah)
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Not of Imperial America, I agree
But he is the God-Emperor.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 04:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 04:06 PM (XFue2)
To keep the media in vapors? Maybe having the media against him has been helpful for a number of reasons.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2017 03:59 PM (q177U)
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I think it's to remind everyone, Dem's, Press, and GOPe's alike: No one is above my wrath. You cross me and I'll come after you and destroy you.
Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2017 04:06 PM (G0vdT)
If you weren't getting propositioned by gay guys when you were young and pretty you probably weren't that pretty when you were young.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017 04:06 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Glenn John at September 18, 2017 04:06 PM (LilNs)
My engineer son has to take a fine art to graduate. It was theater or art history. It's freaking him out. Commentary on Donatello's David? He says he can calculate how many jelly beans would fit in the hollow bronze or how to send it into space, but has no f-ing clue about anything else. I'm throwing out suggestions. Funny.
Posted by: dagny at September 18, 2017 04:06 PM (yaQq3)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2017 04:06 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 04:07 PM (dphqw)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 03:10 PM (ihiUA)
So let's help out to ensure that we continue to have free and fair elections. Except for the last one. Make sure you give all you can, so I can help Mrs. Clinton in this noble cause!
Posted by: Dr. Jill Stein at September 18, 2017 04:07 PM (O5Q3r)
way better.
the Left destroys people, individuals or anyone in the way of their goals.
Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 04:07 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 04:02 PM (0wem/)
My gym is in a largely gay area. But it's cheap, not too busy and near my work so it's convenient.
I don't wear makeup (what?) and my gym wardrobe is, well, gym clothes. Normal everyday straight guy gym clothes. But I'm relatively attractive and I do have an enormous wiener. So, that's probably it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 18, 2017 04:07 PM (ul9CR)
*cough* Heinlein during Those Years, *cough*
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 04:07 PM (HtLSE)
Exactamundo. The power you're ascribing to the government nobody should ever have and you should not want.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 04:07 PM (39g3+)
I can see him laughing and thinking "Oh God this will send them batshit." The getting on with business.
And yes, Hillary deserves everything she gets after her book and interviews.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2017 04:07 PM (dCikz)
That excuse has utility. It can also double as they reason she stumbles.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2017 04:08 PM (26uga)
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Do they think anyone actually believes this? I don't think even leftists do. It's like some bizarre play.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 03:56 PM (iVOAv)
That marriage is the PINNACLE of mutual contempt.
Posted by: m at September 18, 2017 04:08 PM (9egmK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 04:08 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 04:08 PM (dphqw)
pretty you probably weren't that pretty when you were young.
My college roommate liked pretty boys. I always thought her taste had not matured properly. I like the more masculine ones.
Posted by: dagny at September 18, 2017 04:08 PM (yaQq3)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Steven 'Similac' King at September 18, 2017 04:08 PM (326rv)
*cough* Heinlein during Those Years, *cough*
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 04:07 PM (HtLSE)
Ah, yep.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:08 PM (xJa6I)
I think some people are just cute.
lol just sayin
Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 04:08 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2017 04:08 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 03:57 PM (FZYNt)
Kim Guilfoyle is the only two reasons to watch that show.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2017 04:08 PM (hcyUh)
I'll bet Jerry Ford could've broken Chevy Chase in half.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2017 04:09 PM (O5Q3r)
My engineer son has to take a fine art to graduate. It was theater or art history. It's freaking him out. Commentary on Donatello's David?
Nice hat.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 18, 2017 04:09 PM (lKyWE)
I've read summaries of Riverworld and liked the idea, but I have a problem with Author Acquisition Syndrome, in that I mostly go Full Retard with only one author at a time if I can't pick up a first book in a series.
So far, Farmer has not had his time on the treadmill for me.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 04:09 PM (HtLSE)
Talk about a meme that has gone flat.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
But I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be,
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 04:09 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 04:09 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: mercenary13 at September 18, 2017 04:09 PM (AGZfE)
If you weren't getting propositioned by gay guys when you were young and pretty you probably weren't that pretty when you were young.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September
Well if you were getting propositioned by gay guys when you were "young and pretty" maybe you should have a talk with your parents about why they kept leaving you alone in the locker room at the Y when you were 13.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 04:09 PM (0wem/)
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If he starts bragging that it was a bank shot then thats just showing off though.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2017 04:04 PM
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The gif should be another couple seconds longer, showing the ball bouncing on a green and going in the hole.
Posted by: irright at September 18, 2017 04:09 PM (pMGkg)
______________________________
Golf Clap
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 18, 2017 04:10 PM (JNTt1)
I recommend the Riverworld series, its sorta pulpy and fun and very interesting, thoughtful stuff.
Premise: when people die, they show up alive again on an alien planet that seems to consist of nothing but a huge river, and wooded sides. All people, ever. Then it gets even weirder.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 04:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: dagny at September 18, 2017 04:06 PM (yaQq3)
Tell him to get a (real, paper, book) dictionary and open a spreadsheet.
Use the spreadsheet to calculate a random page and a random sequence number . . . count the dictionary entries until you hit the random sequence number. Note the word.
Do this two or three more times.
Then write your commentary on Donatello's David, using your randomly selected words prominently.
Guaranteed passing grade.
Posted by: filbert at September 18, 2017 04:10 PM (s5o+q)
Only thing true in the above is that this "concerned conservative" likes high school balls.
Posted by: wooga at September 18, 2017 04:10 PM (Y6En5)
Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 04:11 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at September 18, 2017 04:11 PM (TKmA0)
Posted by: m at September 18, 2017 04:11 PM (9egmK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 04:11 PM (IqV8l)
I have a copy of Time Enough for Love, and a copy of The Door Into Summer. The difference could not be more stark.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 04:11 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: irright at September 18, 2017 04:09 PM (pMGkg)
Epic.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2017 04:11 PM (dCikz)
The gif should be another couple seconds longer, showing the ball bouncing on a green and going in the hole.
Better to have it pan to Tiger Woods and Billy Jeff standing on the side with hot chicks and laughing.
Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2017 04:11 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 04:11 PM (dphqw)
And she'll get around to that.....when?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 18, 2017 04:11 PM (326rv)
Posted by: mercenary13 at September 18, 2017 04:09 PM (AGZfE)
hehehe... "Hello, Ball!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2017 04:12 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 04:02 PM (0wem/)
Somehow I never had to worry about that. Long hair, black t-shirts, jeans and a who gives a fuck attitude makes me "rather unfashionable". A gay dude did call me a Neanderthal one time. I was quite proud of that. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2017 04:12 PM (aMlLZ)
534 Tropical Storm Lee has sloughed off into a depression.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 04:11 PM (dphqw)
Sad. There should be a drug for that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2017 04:12 PM (dCikz)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2017 04:12 PM (26uga)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 04:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: dagny at September
Well, it will be good for him to do something outside his field. One of my favorite quotes is "A mind once stretched by new idea can never return to its original shape."
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 04:12 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 04:11 PM (dphqw)
What is the code for that?
Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2017 04:13 PM (7n4KQ)
As an engineer he should still learn about the golden ratio, so look for a good art class that will help him identify mathematical patterns in beauty.
Posted by: wooga at September 18, 2017 04:13 PM (Y6En5)
Or asshole.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 18, 2017 04:13 PM (duJXg)
And she'll get around to that.....when?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 18, 2017 04:11 PM (326rv)
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That movement needs a name and a slogan.
Name: "Hillary's Challenge"
Slogan: "We're not out of the woods, yet!"
Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2017 04:13 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 04:14 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 04:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2017 04:14 PM (GuzcK)
And she'll get around to that.....when?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 18, 2017 04:11 PM (326rv)
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That movement needs a name and a slogan.
Name: "Hillary's Challenge"
Slogan: "We're not out of the woods, yet!"
Posted by: mrp
America's Mother-in-law is coming home for the holidays!!
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 18, 2017 04:14 PM (326rv)
PJF is a good writer led astray by his sexual kinks.
*cough* Heinlein during Those Years, *cough* Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 04:07 PM (HtLSE)
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LOL. For a while there, those poor old nerdly guys were really having a mass mid-life crisis.
Donaldson is the one with the hate, hate, SM, hate.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 18, 2017 04:14 PM (MIKMs)
Yep. The old mos hit on me when I was young and now the young guys hit on me.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 04:14 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 04:15 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 04:15 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: dagny at September 18, 2017 04:06 PM (yaQq3)
Tell him to get a (real, paper, book) dictionary and open a spreadsheet.
Use the spreadsheet to calculate a random page and a random sequence number . . . count the dictionary entries until you hit the random sequence number. Note the word.
Do this two or three more times.
Then write your commentary on Donatello's David, using your randomly selected words prominently.
Guaranteed passing grade.
Posted by: filbert at September 18, 2017 04:10 PM (s5o+q)
The favorite of engineers at my school was "Music theory for nonmajors." Sounded like a cakewalk especially if you ever took band or played guitar or something. I never got to take it. Then there was a class like "History of Jazz" which was a double dip that fulfilled two of the elective requirements. I did take that. It was interesting and I remember almost nothing of it besides Milo Davis and that the song "Summertime" isn't too bad.
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2017 04:15 PM (z/Ubi)
Or asshole.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 18, 2017 04:13 PM (duJXg)
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Well, THAT escalated quickly....
Posted by: IP at September 18, 2017 04:15 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 04:15 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at September 18, 2017 04:15 PM (TKmA0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 04:15 PM (dphqw)
You could say it's different when they do it because they are not the POTUS.
However, when you consider neither Obama, nor any other Democrat in good standing *ever* have to do that because the MSM slays their foes for them via those shows, then Trump doing it doesn't seem that bad.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 04:16 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: sublime art at September 18, 2017 04:16 PM (+INtM)
486 468 Philip Jose Farmer was a very creative and interesting writer but he had some strange kinks (his books on Tarzan/Dr Savage for example) and it crept into his books sometimes.
For really twisted kink man-hating strangeness that's well written, John Varley is your guy. Man does he hate men and venerate women, like toe-sucking worship.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 04:01 PM (39g3+)
Sadly, I have to agree.
PJF is a good writer led astray by his sexual kinks.
Varley is just messed up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:04 PM (xJa6I)
Yeah, what he said!
Posted by: John Ringo, contemplating another Paladin of Shadows book at September 18, 2017 04:16 PM (veoSD)
Well, it will be good for him to do something outside his field. One of my favorite quotes is "A mind once stretched by new idea can never return to its original shape."
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 04:12 PM
Great, a flabby mind!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 04:16 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2017 04:16 PM (Sfs6o)
And she'll get around to that.....when?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 18, 2017 04:11 PM (326rv)
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That movement needs a name and a slogan.
Name: "Hillary's Challenge"
Slogan: "We're not out of the woods, yet!"
Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2017 04:13 PM (Pqytn)
So, does that mean that TFG's citizenship status is back in play too? (Where are those Occidental and Columbia application forms, anyway?)
Asking for a really, really, really long-remembering friend.
Posted by: filbert at September 18, 2017 04:16 PM (s5o+q)
He heard they were going to tear his statue down, so what's the point?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 04:16 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 04:16 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2017 04:12 PM (26uga)
This. Gay men are indiscriminate contrary to what's e are led to about marriage. And that does not come from me but gay male coworkers who have told me that 'monogamous relationships are the exception.' However, that was awhile back so maybe things have changed. No offense to you handsome guys who got hit on.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2017 04:16 PM (dCikz)
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 18, 2017 04:14 PM (326rv)
As long as she doesn't bring Cousin Eddy.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 04:17 PM (YxTUV)
Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 04:17 PM (FKrah)
Or asshole.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 18, 2017 04:13 PM (duJXg)
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Well, THAT escalated quickly....
Posted by: IP at September 18, 2017 04:15 PM
Sometimes it happens like that.
Posted by: Hope Solo at September 18, 2017 04:17 PM (p+Wdc)
The premise startling, but then the author didn't know where to take it, I think.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 04:17 PM (QQ+il)
2. Hillary challenges election
3. Federal judge says Hillary Wins! Trump must resign! And Pence too!
4. Trump resigns!
5. Pence resigns!
6. Hillary is President!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at September 18, 2017 04:17 PM (O5Q3r)
One of my favorite quotes is "A mind once stretched by new idea can never return to its original shape."
Or asshole.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 18, 2017 04:13 PM (duJXg)
I sense a Shep Smith comment is imminent
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 18, 2017 04:17 PM (lKyWE)
You could say it's different when they do it because they are not the POTUS.
However, when you consider neither Obama, nor any other Democrat in good standing *ever* have to do that because the MSM slays their foes for them via those shows, then Trump doing it doesn't seem that bad.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 04:16 PM (W+vEI)
Well for starters, Its funny.
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2017 04:17 PM (z/Ubi)
Don't forget the outrage over the kid that cut the lawn at the White House last week
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 04:15 PM (FZYNt)
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Gif idea to anyone who can do it.
Kids mower chucks a rock out of the chute and well, as they say, "Down Goes Frazier!"
Posted by: IP at September 18, 2017 04:18 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Emily Litella at September 18, 2017 04:18 PM (IqV8l)
The problem used to be that a gay guy who did that might end up getting his ass pounded and not in the way he would prefer. But nowadays, a straight guy who did that would get into serious trouble and the courts would not be sympathetic. I would not be surprised if gay guys, especially after a few drinks, are bolder than they used to be. They are a protected minority now.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 18, 2017 04:18 PM (ZM2xo)
486 468 Philip Jose Farmer was a very creative and interesting writer but he had some strange kinks (his books on Tarzan/Dr Savage for example) and it crept into his books sometimes.
For really twisted kink man-hating strangeness that's well written, John Varley is your guy. Man does he hate men and venerate women, like toe-sucking worship.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 04:01 PM (39g3+)
Sadly, I have to agree.
PJF is a good writer led astray by his sexual kinks.
Varley is just messed up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:04 PM (xJa6I)
Yeah, what he said!
Posted by: John Ringo, contemplating another Paladin of Shadows book at September 18, 2017 04:16 PM (veoSD)
Oh God, Johnny Ringo...a decent writer but he grew to love the smell of his own farts. Has a hard core fan base or had. I do like his first 3 or 4 books though. Gust Front was particularly nice.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:18 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2017 04:18 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 04:19 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 18, 2017 04:19 PM (tSRCF)
Posted by: John Ringo, contemplating another Paladin of Shadows book at September 18, 2017 04:16 PM (veoSD)
Oh God, Johnny Ringo...a decent writer but he grew to love the smell of his own farts. Has a hard core fan base or had. I do like his first 3 or 4 books though. Gust Front was particularly nice.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:18 PM (xJa6I)
There's a reason why "Oh, John Ringo, NO!" is a thing.
Posted by: filbert at September 18, 2017 04:19 PM (s5o+q)
My engineer son has to take a fine art to graduate. It was theater or art history. It's freaking him out. Commentary on Donatello's David?
I use interpretive dance to explain random number generation.
Posted by: jwest at September 18, 2017 04:19 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: buzzion
Um, MILES Davis.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 04:19 PM (YxTUV)
Posted by: Roy
Have Elmo debate this burning topic on CNN.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 18, 2017 04:20 PM (326rv)
Posted by: buzzion
Um, MILES Davis.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 04:19 PM (YxTUV)
See, can't even remember that.
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2017 04:20 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Cold Civil War at September 18, 2017 04:20 PM (Z2PYk)
Posted by: filbert at September 18, 2017 04:21 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 18, 2017 04:21 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2017 04:21 PM (ghofu)
The notable weird stuff are:
Image of the Beast/Blown: (Traitor to the Living has the same protagonist but he has almost no memory of the earlier events and the book really isn't related in most meaningful ways.) Full on descent into late 60s hedonism in a story that doesn't pull any punches across the two volumes.
A Feast Unknown: Tarzan )Lord Grandrith vs. Doc Savage (Doc Caliban), again with no punches pulled. Every outlandish whim is carried out. There are a pair of non-pornish sequels, The Mad Goblin and Lord of the Trees, that pick up simultaneously to follow the respective characters in their traditional styles, with both meeting up at the end to tell the same climactic battle from each perspective. It's a great writing exercise.
Short stories. I cannot recall the title but a collection from the 80s had some pretty wild short stories.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 18, 2017 04:21 PM (AJKgl)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 04:15 PM (FZYNt)
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Gif idea to anyone who can do it.
Kids mower chucks a rock out of the chute and well, as they say, "Down Goes Frazier!"
Posted by: IP
Snort.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 04:21 PM (YxTUV)
PJF is a good writer led astray by his sexual kinks.
*cough* Heinlein during Those Years, *cough* Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 04:07 PM (HtLSE)
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LOL. For a while there, those poor old nerdly guys were really having a mass mid-life crisis.
Donaldson is the one with the hate, hate, SM, hate.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 18, 2017 04:14 PM (MIKMs)
Donaldson's duology, 'Mirror of her Dreams' and 'A Man Rides Through' are two of my favorite books. But they are very different from his Thomas Covenant books.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:21 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 04:22 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: willow
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Pretty sure it will vaporize if you do that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 04:22 PM (nBBdT)
John Ringo has something awry in his brain compulsion-wise and I'm not even kidding. His muse-function seems to be that he gets an idea, any idea, and literally cannot write anything else until it has issued forth and he's licked off the afterbirth.
He didn't even want to publish Ghost according to him: Jim Baen beat it out of him because he *knew* John had finished writing something and didn't care what it was.
Similar with his Monster Hunter books. He got the idea to write one and what he would write, and basically surprised Larry Correia with them.
"Is it okay if I write a short story?"
"Uh, I guess?"
"Uh, what if it's a novel?"
"Sure, sure"
"Uh, what if it's three novels?"
"Three...?"
"And what if I already wrote them?"
"What."
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 04:22 PM (HtLSE)
Maybe an HQ I.T. type can confirm the report for us?
Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2017 04:23 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2017 04:24 PM (8flQp)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 04:24 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2017 04:24 PM (26uga)
It may not be dignified presidential behavior, but it's genius. You can tell it was effective by how much the MSM is crowing about it.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 04:04 PM (W+vEI)
Right Lizzy. This was suppose to be week two of HerShit Happens book tour. Instead tonight she will have to sit on the SC show and wear the yoke of the oxen.
Posted by: BebeDahl at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2017 04:26 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Cold Civil War at September 18, 2017 04:28 PM (Z2PYk)
http://hradzka.livejournal.com/194753.html
Required reading at the Horde Academy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2017 04:28 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 18, 2017 04:29 PM (AJKgl)
Posted by: Jake at September 18, 2017 04:31 PM (pwJXP)
"Hi-ya, ball!"
-Curly Howard
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2017 04:31 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 18, 2017 04:33 PM (MIKMs)
In all seriousness, I have run hot water through a keyboard in the tub and let it sit and dry a week, worked fine. Good for if you get something sticky like cola or sugared tea in the keys.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 04:33 PM (39g3+)
*BLINK*
It depends on what your definition of "great" is.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 18, 2017 04:38 PM (Rpm7S)
Chalker was also STEM, and Heinlein had some brief engineering. Almost like a STEM mind is susceptible to going pervotron in their writing.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 04:38 PM (HtLSE)
I've said that Trump has Mad Media Skilz, and will prove a Giuliani-like pragmatist.
He speaks tomorrow to the UN General Assembly. I expect he'll throw down a gauntlet over the NORKs. Something like "support a true embargo with a blockade." Else the US, Japan and the SORKs will be compelled to do it on our own.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2017 04:41 PM (SIY7D)
As for Stephen King and Jake Tapper soiling their Depends--toughen up little girls.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 18, 2017 04:59 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 02:59 PM (XFue2)
....well at least those 11 year olds weren't operating a lawnmower....that sort of thing should be left to retarded adults.
Posted by: Downcast at September 18, 2017 05:10 PM (fhDhe)
Posted by: Jake at September 18, 2017 05:14 PM (pwJXP)
Posted by: Super Genius at September 18, 2017 05:32 PM (DGD99)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 18, 2017 07:36 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: deadrody at September 18, 2017 11:01 PM (FvbGP)
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2017 02:52 PM (mjiiZ)
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Most likely, EVERYONE laughed when they saw it. That's why they're so butthurt. They feel guilty because they laughed too.
Posted by: deadrody at September 18, 2017 11:02 PM (FvbGP)
*BLINK*
It depends on what your definition of "great" is.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 18, 2017 04:38 PM (Rpm7S)
"Grating." I am guessing they said "grating."
Posted by: m at September 19, 2017 06:46 AM (9egmK)
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I'm Evangelical. And the good news is that The Lord forgives anything.
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