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Duchamp portrait.jpg

Father
Marcel Duchamp

Cubism. I guess. He was also associated with Dadaism, but damned if I know the difference. I do like this piece...it's interesting and not designed to shock. Or maybe it is and I'm too bourgeois to know any better.

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Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Foist

Posted by: dananjcon at September 18, 2017 09:30 AM (WLK0w)

2 don't like

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 18, 2017 09:30 AM (mpXpK)

3 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2017 09:31 AM (5y11N)

4 Identifies as Mother.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 18, 2017 09:32 AM (baYK5)

5 Purple is a nice color.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 09:33 AM (UoSKV)

6 I like this one CBD. It would be more appealing if it didn't have the man in it, but I like the style and the colors. Cubism? Kinda maybe. Not real pinpoint accurate on my schools of art. But I do like this.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 09:33 AM (lwiT4)

7 I want to thank Hillary Clinton for being such an inspiration and a role model and for giving us this art. Also my mom. Thanks, Mom. I guess you're okay, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 18, 2017 09:33 AM (UUvSq)

8 I'd hang that in my study.

So it passes my 'would you hang that in your house ' art test.




Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 09:34 AM (zO1cf)

9
It's no 'Nude Descending the Staircase' that's for sure. Which I believe I've seen in Philly.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 09:34 AM (EgwCt)

10 Hmm...it loaded over sonobi, so there's that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2017 09:34 AM (p+Wdc)

11 Remember when Empire of Jeff said, "I'm getting damned sick and tired of being told it's my responsibility to care for a thousand bastards when I didn't even get the dubious pleasure of fucking their mothers?"

I raffed a rot at that.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 18, 2017 09:35 AM (/9uFC)

12 Hmmm. I would have to see it in person because I think the color replication issue with photos on the internet greatly impacts this.


I've always felt Dadaism is where art historians put anyone who worked in the 1900's to post WWI period who wasn't doing classical style works. What is that? Dada. Yup. Yup, yup, yup. Totally Dadaism. Yup, yup.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 09:35 AM (mf5HN)

13 Dad looks like Sigmund Freud.

I think I and my aching arm are going to get a cup of tea. May BBL.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2017 09:35 AM (X6fMO)

14 He looks like I feel.

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2017 09:35 AM (Enq6K)

15 I see...and when did you first begin to have these feelings?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 09:35 AM (nBBdT)

16 But I don't see a cube anywhere !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 18, 2017 09:35 AM (Umfx1)

17 Funny you mention the Sistine chapel as I watched The Agony and the Ecstacy last night...

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 09:35 AM (rmVvL)

18 "You did what to the car"?

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2017 09:35 AM (LWPRt)

19 10 Hmm...it loaded over sonobi, so there's that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2017 09:34 AM (p+Wdc)
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Sonobi is gaining in strength. Twice on my phone it has broken through my Brave browser. Nothing else ever has. It's got superpowers or something.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 09:36 AM (UoSKV)

20 Pastels, I assume.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2017 09:36 AM (oVJmc)

21 Posted by: RoyalOil at September 18, 2017 09:35 AM (/9uFC)

EOJ had many similar bits of wisdom he shared. That was one of his better ones.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 09:36 AM (zO1cf)

22 I like it. There doesn't seem to be any pretension to it. There appears to be a lot of fondness in the treatment of the subject, a normalcy that isn't present in a lot of Twentieth Century art.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 18, 2017 09:36 AM (hLRSq)

23 I didn't read anything about it and I don't really care but I'm guessing every Emmy Award winner took a shot at Trump in their acceptance speeches.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 09:37 AM (rmVvL)

24 What pronouns does she prefer?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 18, 2017 09:37 AM (398bZ)

25 One might guess from his coloration that Father drank a lot, or had a bad cold?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2017 09:37 AM (EZebt)

26 Not real pinpoint accurate on my schools of art. But I do like this.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 09:33 AM (lwiT4)

I try not to stay in my preferred rut, which is pretty obviously Caravaggio, the Dutch Masters, and a few others. So I poke around the web looking for interesting stuff like this one. But there are whole schools that I find unpleasant to look at. And when I have to click on the image and find a description to see whether I am looking at a piece of art or a spoof I know that I have plunged headlong down the art rabbit hole.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2017 09:37 AM (wYseH)

27 16 But I don't see a cube anywhere !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 18, 2017 09:35 AM (Umfx1)

---

Here, try my completely normal not-for-traumatic-brain-injury everyone-wears-these glasses!

Posted by: Clinton Hillary "Completely Normal Neurological Patterns" Hillary at September 18, 2017 09:37 AM (UUvSq)

28 So it passes my 'would you hang that in your house ' art test.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 09:34 AM
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That's exactly how I judge art also. However, this one would not pass for me.

And that's the beauty of the free market!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2017 09:37 AM (HiDrR)

29 It's no 'Nude Descending the Staircase' that's for sure. Which I believe I've seen in Philly.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 09:34 AM (EgwCt)
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I like that one a lot.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 09:38 AM (lwiT4)

30 Eh, only sorta-kinda cubism. Not bad, not my cup of tea either. Looks like a less-annoyed Freud.

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at September 18, 2017 09:38 AM (RD7QR)

31 One might guess from his coloration that Father drank a lot, or had a bad cold?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2017 09:37 AM (EZebt)
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Or possibly failed to spring for quality art lessons for sonny boy.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 09:39 AM (UoSKV)

32 Duchamp was brilliant. Subversive, irreverent sense of humor, and a great artist to boot.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at September 18, 2017 09:39 AM (XuzvS)

33 What pronouns does she prefer?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 18, 2017 09:37 AM (398bZ)
=========================

I think he actually was a cross-dresser.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 09:39 AM (lwiT4)

34 Heh,I thought it was a portrait of Freud too.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 09:39 AM (rmVvL)

35 Speaking of Modern Art, did you know the Mount Rushmore sculptor, Gutzon Borglum was a modern art advocate until they started ragging on him about his traditional work.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 09:40 AM (zO1cf)

36 I know that I have plunged headlong down the art rabbit hole.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Heya Doc, you got any....carrots?

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at September 18, 2017 09:40 AM (vcOmj)

37 And when I have to click on the image and find a description to see whether I am looking at a piece of art or a spoof I know that I have plunged headlong down the art rabbit hole.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Well, if it is mine, it is art. All of Manhattan agrees, so that's that.

Posted by: Jackson Pollack at September 18, 2017 09:40 AM (nBBdT)

38 I thought Freud had a comb-over.

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2017 09:40 AM (LWPRt)

39 31 One might guess from his coloration that Father drank a lot, or had a bad cold?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2017 09:37 AM (EZebt)
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Or possibly failed to spring for quality art lessons for sonny boy.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 09:39 AM (UoSKV)

I'm thinking that Father is sitting there, holding his head the way he is, saying to himself:
"Son, what have you done now?"

Or perhaps it's a therapist sitting in the chair when his patient offers him a box of Kleenex saying "You are going to need this today".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2017 09:41 AM (jxbfJ)

40 Scrunt Jennifer Lawrence's movie, mother!, tanked at the box office with Rex Reed raking it over the coals as the "worst movie of the century."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 09:41 AM (vg8iE)

41 Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2017 09:37 AM (HiDrR)

Yes it half passes for me. Because it looks like Freud , I would only hang it in a study. It seems to fit in that room.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 09:42 AM (zO1cf)

42 Or possibly failed to spring for quality art lessons for sonny boy.

Posted by: bluebell
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Sometimes I miss matchbook advertising.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 09:42 AM (nBBdT)

43 The problem with modern art is that a lot of it looks like comic book art.

Granted, the Elizabethan era portraits look like anime, but really high end anime, and Mucha really is comic book art, but top shelf stuff with fantastic level of understanding of anatomy and composition, but this one does look like the covers of those Young Adult hardback covers from when I was in grade school.

Yay the 70's and publishing house budget cuts!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2017 09:42 AM (Gv+zt)

44 but this one does look like the covers of those Young Adult hardback covers from when I was in grade school.
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It does, doesn't it?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 09:43 AM (vg8iE)

45 I also want to point out that here in the great state of Texas, over the weekend I had multiple encounters with other races.

Just like every weekend.

And you know what?

Every time it is cordial, friendly and completely routine.

Odd, isn't it?

It's almost like the media is providing the propaganda for a race war.



Posted by: RoyalOil at September 18, 2017 09:44 AM (/9uFC)

46
Sonobi is proof of Russian meddling at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2017 09:45 AM (BWL+E)

47 It kinda looks like a movie done in rotascope., like Heavy Metal.

Posted by: I have no idea what we're doing at September 18, 2017 09:45 AM (326rv)

48 So is this guy the same guy as Bluebeard of pirating fame?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 18, 2017 09:45 AM (JyFLk)

49 He looks all patriarchal 'n' stuff.

Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2017 09:45 AM (U0v/A)

50 Scrunt Jennifer Lawrence's movie, mother!, tanked at the box office with
Rex Reed raking it over the coals as the "worst movie of the century."
==============================


I read an article in which she stated that this movie had a Biblical theme, and that it was sheer genius. So, not so much?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 09:46 AM (lwiT4)

51 Well, this is better by leaps and bounds over the offerings last week, so I will check the "like" mark on this. Although I'm not fond of the chunky brush strokes for portraits. I'm with CBD on the Caravaggios and Rembrandts. Although I would throw in Renoir and Monet, with a saucisson of Van Gogh.

Posted by: moki at September 18, 2017 09:46 AM (V+V48)

52 Dad looks like Sigmund Freud.


****


Dreams Of My Father - a psychoanalytical limerick


Our Father suffered delusions a lot
And could throw out a clever bon mot
He once thought that he was Freud
And when we asked if he enjoyed
He replied "Sad to say, I'm a Freud not!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 09:46 AM (wPiJc)

53 He replied "Sad to say, I'm a Freud not!"


*****


But he was a jung man back then.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 09:46 AM (wPiJc)

54 40 Bonus is that it is Gaia over Christianity Left wing shit.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 09:47 AM (rmVvL)

55 Full title: "Father Listening To His Teenaged Daughters Squabbling Yet AGAIN."

Trust me in this.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 18, 2017 09:47 AM (2kngh)

56
I read an article in which she stated that this movie had a Biblical theme, and that it was sheer genius. So, not so much?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 09:46 AM (lwiT4)

By that statement, I think it's safe to say she knows diddlysquat about the Bible.

Posted by: moki at September 18, 2017 09:47 AM (V+V48)

57
'Nude descending the staircase' gives me an epileptic fit which can only be diminished by Hentai research. In a locked room, with pants lowered.

Posted by: Curt Eichenwald at September 18, 2017 09:47 AM (EgwCt)

58 In cubism, a rational subject is broken up and reassembled so that it can be observed from multiple viewpoints.

In Dadaism, the subjects themselves are irrational, the point being to reject the reality the artist feels foist upon them.

Posted by: Blacksheep at September 18, 2017 09:47 AM (B7u3j)

59 Pin-Screen - Cause if don't require a million little steel pins, it ain't art.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 09:48 AM (fA1SL)

60 I guess the progression was from Impressionism to Cubism.

As the Impressionism style was exhausted by near end of the 19th century, Cubism came into style.
It ran up through the era of WWI, or The Great War.

Like Alexthechick said, everything that didn't quite match up became Dadaism, which was the art world's middle finger extended to the cultural chaos that began in WWI and extended for quite a while.

Cubism was generally a style that instead of the smeary colorations of Impressionism, enjoyed more stark disconnections of patterns in the painting.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 18, 2017 09:48 AM (vcOmj)

61 Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2017 09:42 AM (Gv+zt)

I don't disagree but I compare that phenomenon to Saturday Night Fever. When it was released , the dancing by Travolta was considered cutting edge and only the skilled could copy it. Fast forward 40 years and the most uncoordinated white boy can imitate his moves when making fun of the movie.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 09:48 AM (zO1cf)

62 Scrunt Jennifer Lawrence's movie, mother!, tanked at the box office with Rex Reed raking it over the coals as the "worst movie of the century."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 09:41 AM (vg8iE)



I'll eventually see it when it hits Netflix streaming, though from everything I've read it's just terrible, because Aronofsky (whom I keep calling Almodovar) makes interesting movies. Now, mind you, many of them aren't particularly good movies by which I mean most of them are hot messes, but they are interesting and I have a soft spot for interesting failures.

Hmmm. That may be why I keep calling Aronofsky Almodovar, now that I think about it.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 09:48 AM (mf5HN)

63 Today is my last hurrah with Girl Franpsycho before she heads back UC. We're going to the gym then she is taking me out for birthday dim sum.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2017 09:48 AM (EZebt)

64 "The Agency told me I was going to be in a Vermeer!"

Posted by: klaftern at September 18, 2017 09:48 AM (RuIsu)

65 Just reading the synopsis of "mother (superfluous exclamation mark)" was torturous.

Who in their right mind thought that was a good idea?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 18, 2017 09:49 AM (ul9CR)

66 This Duchamp painting is not an example of Cubism. I went through a Duchamp phase there for awhile--until I realized that the man himself was a nihilistic asshole who hated humanity almost as much as he hated himself.

Cubism gets a bad rap, by the way, mainly because Braque was full of ideas but a poor technician and Picasso felt he had exhausted the possibilities of the idea and moved on, never looking back.

If you want to see what Cubism can accomplish, study the works of Juan Gris. He made some truly beautiful paintings employing Cubist ideas. Gris was the best of the Cubists, in my view, but died too young.

Posted by: troyriser at September 18, 2017 09:49 AM (Fw5cQ)

67 This is not a blog art thread.

Posted by: zombie rene magritte at September 18, 2017 09:49 AM (mJ8mX)

68 I read an article in which she stated that this movie had a Biblical theme, and that it was sheer genius. So, not so much?

=========

From what I could glean from the few articles I've read, it's all about how women are so put upon by existence.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 09:49 AM (vg8iE)

69
Duchamps in later life turned to chess, so maybe he can be a twofer for the Chess Thread.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2017 09:49 AM (BWL+E)

70 Muldoon - Is there a code for 'Infected Cat Bite'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 09:50 AM (nBBdT)

71 Posted by: moki at September 18, 2017 09:47 AM (V+V4

It definitely attempts biblical analogies.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 09:50 AM (zO1cf)

72 Happy birthday, San Franpsycho! Enjoy lunch with your daughter.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 09:50 AM (UoSKV)

73 I had issues.

Posted by: zombie Rose Selavy at September 18, 2017 09:51 AM (mJ8mX)

74 I like the way unconventional colors are used for light/shadows -- even though they are harsh. The harshness is fascinating against the conventional portrait without making the subject look extreme or mean. Subject actually looks like an overall nice guy.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 18, 2017 09:52 AM (MIKMs)

75 40 Scrunt Jennifer Lawrence

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 09:41 AM (vg8iE)

Who for some reason decided that trying to look like Bradley Manning, Traitor, was good for her career.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2017 09:53 AM (XMDuf)

76 Posted by: Blacksheep at September 18, 2017 09:47 AM (B7u3j)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 18, 2017 09:48 AM (vcOmj)


I was being purposefully obtuse....

Seriously though, what I see is an artist who is trying to reject impressionism but who has clearly been tremendously influenced by it.

I like this piece very much.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2017 09:54 AM (wYseH)

77 75 Looks don't last and these bitches have a short shelf life.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 09:54 AM (rmVvL)

78 Subject actually looks like an overall nice guy.
Posted by: mustbequantum
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Hmm. Maybe we could hire this guy.

Posted by: OshKosh B'gosh at September 18, 2017 09:54 AM (nBBdT)

79 Duchamps in later life turned to chess, so maybe he can be a twofer for the Chess Thread.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2017 09:49 AM (BWL+E)

Duchamp drew against Frank Marshall. That's impressive.

Posted by: troyriser at September 18, 2017 09:55 AM (Fw5cQ)

80 Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 09:50 AM (UoSKV)

Thanks, her birthday too, we are only 3 days apart.

She is concerned about leaving me with the rest of the family and has placed Dog Franpsycho in charge during her absence.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2017 09:56 AM (EZebt)

81 Muldoon - Is there a code for 'Infected Cat Bite'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 09:50 AM
~~~~~

Cat Scratch Fever 11!1 1 1111!!

But seriously, you may need some antibiotics.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2017 09:56 AM (HiDrR)

82 Cubism. I guess.

***

This actually looks like Fauvism, Cubism's aesthetic opposite. Duchamp loved to play around with many different styles. But, yes, he is most famous for his DADA.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 09:57 AM (nwqNw)

83 That isn't a chess thread. This is a chess thread!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9c8qpzd

Posted by: chess master crocodile dundee at September 18, 2017 09:57 AM (mJ8mX)

84 Than they cry about how there are no parts for older actresses.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 09:57 AM (rmVvL)

85 I read an article in which she stated that this movie had a Biblical theme, and that it was sheer genius. So, not so much?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 09:46 AM (lwiT4)



The "Biblical theme" from what I can tell from what I've read about it is supposed to be a take on sacrifice and redemption but this is a version by someone who is viewing the Bible through a copious amount of acid.

Aronofsky's been playing with what he thinks are religious themes since Pi. He's, you know, horribly wrong in his interpretations though. The weird thing is that I don't think he means to be blasphemous, there's a bizarre streak of solemnity to what he does.

That is all a polite way to say that I think Aronofsky has some mental health issues that color his work and I don't think he knows it.

Also it's the issue of mistaking incoherence for high art. Oh you just don't understand it! You don't get it, man! No, I don't understand it because it's incomprehensible because you lack the talent to make something actually challenging.

Take David Lynch. I maintain my position that Lynch believes he is telling a completely normal narrative because in his head he is. The surrealism is the rest of us are outside of his head.

Black Swan is an incoherent mess of an attempt to portray a mental breakdown that just isn't as deep as Aronofosky thinks it is. Requiem for a Dream mainly succeeds because the medium matches the message.

If we're going to discuss fractured identity, I'll go with Moon over Black Swan any day.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 09:58 AM (mf5HN)

86 53 He replied "Sad to say, I'm a Freud not!"

*****

But he was a jung man back then.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 09:46 AM (wPiJc)

******

He was the wizard of Id.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2017 09:58 AM (0tfLf)

87 Than they cry about how there are no parts for older actresses.
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There are only three ages for women in Hollywood:

1. Babe
2. District Attorney
3. Driving Miss Daisy

Posted by: Goldie Hawn, First Wives Club at September 18, 2017 09:58 AM (vg8iE)

88
13 Dad looks like Sigmund Freud.

I think I and my aching arm are going to get a cup of tea. May BBL.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2017 09:35 AM (X6fMO)








Law and Order's Michael Moriarty playing Sigmund Freud.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2017 09:58 AM (veoSD)

89 I have a soft spot for interesting failures.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 09:48 AM (mf5HN)


Have you considered how much of your life this one line may explain?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 18, 2017 09:59 AM (Tnhbr)

90
Cubist si! Castro no!

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 09:59 AM (EgwCt)

91 Admit it. You ran out of real art and now are posting stuff from old Harvey Comics.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 18, 2017 09:59 AM (sf2BM)

92 Muldoon - Is there a code for 'Infected Cat Bite'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 09:50 AM (nBBdT)

Careful....infected cat scratch nearly put me in the hospital.

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2017 10:00 AM (LWPRt)

93 NOT art. NO No No No No No NO!

It's a guy sitting in a chair, ffs....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 18, 2017 10:00 AM (CPk08)

94 Black swan was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life

Posted by: NCKate at September 18, 2017 10:00 AM (g7h/l)

95 Also it's the issue of mistaking incoherence for high art. Oh you just don't understand it! You don't get it, man! No, I don't understand it because it's incomprehensible because you lack the talent to make something actually challenging.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 09:58 AM (mf5HN)


I hate this. Rather than trying to make a decent piece of art and letting it stand or fall on its own, they stuff it full of psuedosymbolism in an attempt to pretend that its deep.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 18, 2017 10:01 AM (Tnhbr)

96 He replied "Sad to say, I'm a Freud not!"


*****


But he was a jung man back then.


He really wanted to be a mule skinner.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2017 10:01 AM (X6fMO)

97 93 Not a tree in sight....

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 10:01 AM (rmVvL)

98 Is there a code for 'Infected Cat Bite'?

******

Sure, there are lots and lots of codes for various bites, based on perpetrator and location and complication. These codes can get very specific. To wit:


S31.805 - Open bite of unspecified buttock

S31.815 - Open bite of right buttock

S31.825 - Open bite of left buttock

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 10:02 AM (wPiJc)

99 I went through a Duchamp phase there for awhile--until I realized that the man himself was a nihilistic asshole who hated humanity almost as much as he hated himself.

Sounds like we would have gotten along just fine.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2017 10:03 AM (X6fMO)

100 @98

Sometimes this coding stuff can come around to bite you in the ass.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 10:03 AM (wPiJc)

101 Oh shit,Bobby "The Brain" Heenan died too.Damn.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 10:03 AM (rmVvL)

102 Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 09:57 AM (nwqNw)

My limited familiarity with Fauvism is mostly an impression of bright and sometimes disjointed colors.

One of the reasons I like this piece is its subtlety. His palette hints at brightness but doesn't quite get there...as if the subject has a brightly colored pocket square that is tucked completely inside his pocket.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2017 10:03 AM (wYseH)

103 Where are the cubes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 10:04 AM (EyPfd)

104 Muldoon, I'll probably hate myself for asking, but why is the "unspecified " code needed? Don't tell me that right vs. left is too hard for doctors to figure out, 'cause I'm not buying that.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:04 AM (UoSKV)

105 >>If we're going to discuss fractured identity, I'll go with Moon over Black Swan any day.


I'll go with Moon over anything by Aranovsky.


The reviews I've seen also mention that is clearly meant to be controversial, in-your-face, upsetting. Meh, there's enough real life stuff that I don;t need to pay to be insulted and upset by some Hollywood creep.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 10:04 AM (W+vEI)

106 Sometimes this coding stuff can come around to bite you in the ass.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 10:03 AM (wPiJc)



You're pretty cheeky today, aren't you?

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 10:04 AM (EgwCt)

107 Mother is Mother Earth / Mother Nature. Her Husband is God. The visitors are Adam and Eve. Their sons are Cain and Abel. That much is pretty clear.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 10:04 AM (zO1cf)

108 Muldoon!!!!

You have time for a question?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 10:05 AM (EyPfd)

109 So Duchamp was once talented enough to imitate Cezanne or Matisse. Who knew?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 18, 2017 10:05 AM (kXB4C)

110 The guy they first used penicillin on (but too late as he still died) had an infected finger from getting scratched by a rose-thorn while gardening. So as long as it was a cat and not a thorn, you should be okay.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2017 10:05 AM (mJ8mX)

111 My limited familiarity with Fauvism is mostly an impression of bright and sometimes disjointed colors.
==============================


I'm going to go digging for some Fauvism then. Bright disjointed colors are my favorite things.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 10:06 AM (lwiT4)

112 "Father
Marcel Duchamp"

Hello mama.
Hello dada.

Posted by: Alan Sherman at September 18, 2017 10:06 AM (/qEW2)

113 56
I read an article in which she stated that this movie had a Biblical theme, and that it was sheer genius. So, not so much?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 09:46 AM (lwiT4)

By that statement, I think it's safe to say she knows diddlysquat about the Bible.
Posted by: moki at September 18, 2017 09:47 AM (V+V4

From what I've read it's heavy-handed religious allegory, but not necessarily Biblical.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 10:06 AM (NWiLs)

114 If we're going to discuss fractured identity, I'll go with Moon over Black Swan any day.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 09:58 AM (mf5HN)

But that's cheating. Sam Rockwell actually knows how to act.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2017 10:06 AM (wYseH)

115 S31.805 - Open bite of unspecified buttock

S31.815 - Open bite of right buttock

S31.825 - Open bite of left buttock
Posted by: Muldoon
----------

On the hand Muldoon, on the hand. The animal may have some odd proclivities, but ass-biting isn't one of them...so far.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 10:07 AM (nBBdT)

116 Who's your dada?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2017 10:07 AM (0tfLf)

117 bluebell, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought wait, what, how can you not know what buttock got bitten?

Have you considered how much of your life this one line may explain?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 18, 2017 09:59 AM (Tnhbr)



Oh yes, yes, I have.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 10:07 AM (mf5HN)

118
Russ Meyer died today.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 10:07 AM (EgwCt)

119 How do you get cubism here? (Maybe Kris has addressed this upthread, I shall of course look).

I see a bourgois guy weighed down by all the troubles of his world. I don't know that there's a genre I'd assign it to.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017 10:08 AM (gIRsn)

120 You have time for a question?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


*****


Sure.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 10:08 AM (wPiJc)

121 Ennui. The default state of the French. Meh.

Posted by: Monkfish at September 18, 2017 10:08 AM (7ciu+)

122 >>Sure, there are lots and lots of codes for various bites, based on
perpetrator and location and complication. These codes can get very
specific. To wit:





My experience with codes in an unrelated industry, customer service, was that when you have too many codes to classify a customer contact or request, people will automatically revert to the "Other"/most general, catchall one - do doctors really have to use those ones in order to get reimbursed?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 10:08 AM (W+vEI)

123 That's not how you do a one cheek sneak.

Posted by: Corona at September 18, 2017 10:09 AM (zIb93)

124
Congrats to Chicago for hitting it's 500th murder this weekend. Good job Rahm. How about more shitting on cops and moral preening about illegals.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2017 10:09 AM (493sH)

125 When I worked at the vet, he'd send us over to Urgent Care if we got a deep cat bite. Cat teeth are nasty.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 10:09 AM (lwiT4)

126 94 Magnolia was worse but what do I know I watched "Ghost of Drag Strip Hollow" yesterday while polishing my boots and thought it was great!

Posted by: rammajamma at September 18, 2017 10:10 AM (AjNMO)

127
Jimi Hendrix died today too.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 10:10 AM (EgwCt)

128 126. Meh....it's no Manos: Hands of Fate.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 10:10 AM (kdYUC)

129
The reviews I've seen also mention that is clearly meant to be controversial, in-your-face, upsetting. Meh, there's enough real life stuff that I don;t need to pay to be insulted and upset by some Hollywood creep.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 10:04 AM (W+vEI)







A common excuse for assholery by assholes is "I'm not an asshole, I just test people to see what kind of person they are". Same damned thing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2017 10:11 AM (veoSD)

130 >>>>>>My experience with codes in an unrelated industry, customer service, was
that when you have too many codes to classify a customer contact or
request, people will automatically revert to the "Other"/most general,
catchall one - do doctors really have to use those ones in order to get
reimbursed?
.
.
.Yes and if they put the wrong one down it makes any follow up care a nightmare to sort out, at least with Tricare.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2017 10:11 AM (+Dllb)

131 Jimi Hendrix died today too.


uh, he's been dead for a while now..

Posted by: IP at September 18, 2017 10:11 AM (UmSfZ)

132 On the hand
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

******

In that case, I'd probably go with:

S61.459S - Open bite of unspecified hand, sequela

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 10:11 AM (wPiJc)

133 My experience with codes in an unrelated industry, customer service, was that when you have too many codes to classify a customer contact or request, people will automatically revert to the "Other"/most general, catchall one - do doctors really have to use those ones in order to get reimbursed?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 10:08 AM (W+vEI)

The CPT or procedure code has to be supported by the ICD or diagnosis code for coverage.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 10:12 AM (NWiLs)

134 Sonobi is gaining in strength. Twice on my phone it
has broken through my Brave browser. Nothing else ever has. It's got
superpowers or something.





Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 09:36 AM


Well, it does handle online advertising services. I think someone should tell their marketing group that pissing people off with their ads won't get them more clients. This should be punctuated with repeated whack with a rolled up newspaper or a 2x4.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2017 10:12 AM (p+Wdc)

135 Mike Hammer, I do think you should get your hand looked at. If for no other reason than the bites may affect your ability to post here. We can't have that.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:12 AM (UoSKV)

136 94 Black swan was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life
Posted by: NCKate at September 18, 2017 10:00 AM (g7h/l)

*****

Invasion of the Killer Tomatoes.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2017 10:12 AM (0tfLf)

137 The Wrestler was a damn fine Aramovsky film.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 18, 2017 10:13 AM (XFue2)

138 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2017 10:03 AM (wYseH)

Duchamp looks like he's channeling Georges Rouault and some Maurice de Vlaminck. Fauvism as an "official" movement has a lifespan of about 5 years. But Matisse, its leader, would become one of the two powerhouses of early 20th century Modern art (the other was Picasso).

Fun Fact: It was Matisse that named Cubism because he hated the style.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:14 AM (nwqNw)

139 >>Yes and if they put the wrong one down it makes any follow up care a nightmare to sort out, at least with Tricare.



Oh, for pete's sake! Thanks, Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 10:14 AM (W+vEI)

140 Invasion of the Killer Tomatoes.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2017 10:12 AM (0tfLf)
---------

"Attack." Yes, it pays to know your crappy movies. I can always remember it because of the song.

atTACK of, the killer toMAtoes. . .

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:15 AM (UoSKV)

141 Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 10:06 AM (lwiT4)

Then you're gonna love Fauvism.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:15 AM (nwqNw)

142 Cat bites, and cat scratches, tend to get septic if not cleaned quickly and thoroughly.
More so than dogs, as their teeth and claws are less likely to pierce the skin but still leave a closed wound because they aren't as sharp.

Posted by: IP at September 18, 2017 10:16 AM (UmSfZ)

143 Mike Hammer, I do think you should get your hand looked at. If for no other reason than the bites may affect your ability to post here. We can't have that.

Posted by: bluebell
-----------

Blessings are often disguised.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 10:16 AM (nBBdT)

144 Jimi Hendrix died today too.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman


Strange; I thought that I already was....

Posted by: zombie Jimi Hendrix at September 18, 2017 10:16 AM (326rv)

145
The guy they first used penicillin on (but too late as he still died)

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2017 10:05 AM (mJ8mX)








That made me think of a joke from Mamet's movie "Heist". Delroy Lindo is in a truck with Sam Rockwell during a job, and he talks about how faith can save one's life. A guy in his platoon in Vietnam always carried a Bible over his heart, and during one firefight he was shot in the chest. The Bible stopped the bullet.

"No shit?"

"Yup. And if he'd had another Bible over his face, that man would be alive today."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2017 10:17 AM (veoSD)

146 "Sure."

I know it's not your specialty, but I do greatly respect your opinions.

So let me struggle with trying to put this rather convoluted argument into an understandable format.

Historical revisionism vs "Living in fear if this is not changed"

I am constantly hearing about individuals demanding not just a denunciation of, but a complete erasure of words, and inanimate objects which pose no threat to them, due to a claim that they are unable to function due to a debilitating fear of said words or objects.

And in most cases, we simply recognize these stated fears as a reason to force actions to be taken.

Here is a different way to look at it.

Take them at face value.. Honor their claims of an inability to function.

Is it better to remove every object or written phrase that exists allow a person in mental health crisis to function, or is it not better to face the mental health issue head on, and attempt to help the person to face these objects and words, while mastering their fear of them?

Trying to gain some traction on this with conservative blogs, as it would seem that there is a way to help these people become emotionally stronger, and function more effectively in a non-perfect world, riddled with a sometimes unpleasant history.

Thoughts?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 10:17 AM (EyPfd)

147 119 How do you get cubism here? (Maybe Kris has addressed this upthread, I shall of course look).

I see a bourgois guy weighed down by all the troubles of his world. I don't know that there's a genre I'd assign it to.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017 10:08 AM (gIRsn)

There is no Cubism here. Not that I can see, at least.

The genre is portraiture.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:17 AM (nwqNw)

148 And that looks like a pretty standard early 20th Century portrait to me if a little bit blockier and a bit less realistic/representative although I guess that's just foreshadowing of the artist's future style.

With me hoping that the results of this Bing image search has the same first dozen or so portraits for you as I saw to show what I mean...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8myay4y

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2017 10:17 AM (mJ8mX)

149 Then you're gonna love Fauvism.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:15 AM (nwqNw)
===============================

I just took a look at some links. Yup. Yup.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 10:17 AM (lwiT4)

150 There is Fight Club for fractured identities then there are the rest.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 18, 2017 10:17 AM (XFue2)

151 Invasion of the Killer Tomatoes.
Posted by: Diogenes
------------

Death Race 2000

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 10:17 AM (nBBdT)

152 Has Dolly apologized to her fans from last night? She looked rather horrified during the rant.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 10:18 AM (QQ+il)

153 This is all very...touching. Now where's my gorilla?

Posted by: Corona at September 18, 2017 10:18 AM (zIb93)

154 And this is why I don't have a fine arts degree. That, and I self-identify as a barbaric goth.

Posted by: Strobe at September 18, 2017 10:18 AM (gbWkA)

155 137 The Wrestler was a damn fine Aramovsky film.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 18, 2017 10:13 AM (XFue2)

I agree that it's his best IMO.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 10:18 AM (zO1cf)

156 Take David Lynch. I maintain my position that Lynch believes he is telling a completely normal narrative because in his head he is. The surrealism is the rest of us are outside of his head.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 09:58 AM (mf5HN)

Lynch does movies and TV so he can bankroll his paintings. All he really wants to do is make art, and he's said as much in nearly every interview and documentary I've seen about him. Nothing surreal about that.

Insofar as incoherence is concerned, I don't find Lynch's films incoherent. There's always a logic to his movies, even ones like Eraserhead and Lost Highway. The thing about Lynch is that he knows the truth about art: Art isn't what is hanging on the wall or standing in the round or showing on the screen. Art is what the artist makes happen in the heads and hearts of those experiencing the art. Art is experience.

I love 'The Straight Story', by the way. I think Lynch did a straight-up narrative to show he could.

Posted by: troyriser at September 18, 2017 10:18 AM (Fw5cQ)

157
140 Invasion of the Killer Tomatoes.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2017 10:12 AM (0tfLf)
---------

"Attack." Yes, it pays to know your crappy movies. I can always remember it because of the song.

atTACK of, the killer toMAtoes. . .

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:15 AM (UoSKV)







Puberty Love.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2017 10:18 AM (veoSD)

158 "Father"? Really?

How do we know that's not his transgender mother?

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 18, 2017 10:19 AM (ylUqT)

159 Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 10:17 AM (lwiT4)

You may also want to try the Blue Rider Group out of Germany, but they can be kinda depressing.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:19 AM (nwqNw)

160 My bad Bluebell.
Go some reason I always call it Invasion.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2017 10:19 AM (0tfLf)

161 Diogenes, I think you're getting your body snatchers mixed up with your tomatoes.

It can happen to the best of us.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:20 AM (UoSKV)

162 I could go for a remake of Killdozer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 10:21 AM (nBBdT)

163 I've been bitten by cats. I've been bitten by dogs. The dog bites hurt because they are bigger. The cat bites hurt because cat bites hurt worse than dog bites. Cat's teeth are nasty. There are some animal hospitals that see cats exclusively. I would never work in one. Ever. At all. Nope.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 10:21 AM (lwiT4)

164 "Strange; I thought that I already was...."

You think you have it bad?

Poor Buzzion has come and gone dozens of times.

It's like he commutes to and from the hereafter.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 10:21 AM (EyPfd)

165 It's no Rembrandt, but I kinda like it.

In other news, the last checks were cut and have arrived. In a better sense, all family business has been settled. Now if I can get away from this crisis ever six weeks crap that's dominated 2017 I should be able to finally get on with life...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 18, 2017 10:21 AM (AM1GF)

166 Posted by: Strobe at September 18, 2017 10:18 AM (gbWkA)

Gothic art is fantastic.

Fun Fact: Gothic art is called "Gothic art" because when they were handing out labels, the label-makers hated the style and called it barbaric, like the Goths. This is also why Gothic is associated with Germanic cultures, even though it's French.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:21 AM (nwqNw)

167 Poor Buzzion has come and gone dozens of times.

It's like he commutes to and from the hereafter.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Bastard hijacked my last Resurrection Ship. Changed the locks and the passwords and everything.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 18, 2017 10:22 AM (AM1GF)

168 89 I have a soft spot for interesting failures.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 09:48 AM (mf5HN)

Have you considered how much of your life this one line may explain?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 18, 2017 09:59 AM (Tnhbr)



That's about me, isn't it?

How did you know?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017 10:22 AM (gIRsn)

169 Father is waiting to go to church ... Mother is getting everyone ready?
(and father lost a finger while farming?)

Fatherless is the problem ...
57.6% of black children
31.2% of Hispanic children
20.7% of white children
are living absent their biological father

fathers.com/statistics-and-research/the-extent-of-fatherlessness/

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2017 10:22 AM (yKAUL)

170 Thoughts?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


*****


Ummm. I'm a Freud...not.






(just kidding)

Actually, I'm not sure I understand the question. It seems like the response would depend a lot on where that individual stands in your hierarchy of closeness. Family? Close friend? Acquaintance? Workmate? Sworn enemy?

Can you elaborate or give a f'rinstance?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 10:22 AM (wPiJc)

171 I don't hate it. But I feel like I would need to be on drugs to like it.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 18, 2017 10:22 AM (jcSzd)

172 161 Diogenes, I think you're getting your body snatchers mixed up with your tomatoes.

It can happen to the best of us.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:20 AM (UoSKV)

*****

Haven't had my coffee yet.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2017 10:23 AM (0tfLf)

173 One year after a Muslim stabbed 10 people in the St Cloud mall in Minneapolis, shouting Alahu Akbar and asking people if they were Muslim.

and a motive is still elusive to our betters

http://tinyurl.com/yb8ewd8p

Posted by: McCool at September 18, 2017 10:23 AM (Izjjo)

174 Russ Meyer died today.

This was no motorboating accident.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2017 10:24 AM (JRyqe)

175 Needs more ottoman.

Posted by: Corona at September 18, 2017 10:24 AM (zIb93)

176 You may also want to try the Blue Rider Group out of Germany, but they can be kinda depressing.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:19 AM (nwqNw)
=================================

I do like the Blue Rider group. I have a Franz Marc on my wall, and another artist I gave to my son. Darned if I can think of the name. Klee, maybe? I did a fair imitation of a Kandinsky before I got medicated. You can either paint, or you can take Lithium. But you can't do both. So - haven't painted in eons.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 10:25 AM (lwiT4)

177 One year after a Muslim stabbed 10 people in the St Cloud mall in Minneapolis, shouting Alahu Akbar and asking people if they were Muslim.

and a motive is still elusive to our betters

==========

When your default position is that Muslims can do no wrong, I guess finding a motive would be very.....difficult.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 10:25 AM (vg8iE)

178 The stitches over his left eye makes him look somewhat like John McCain. Is John McCain still alive?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2017 10:25 AM (mcI77)

179 Poor Buzzion has come and gone dozens of times.

It's like he commutes to and from the hereafter.



I know right? I mean ugh, all the time back and forth and back again.

Posted by: Charon Charter Service at September 18, 2017 10:25 AM (UmSfZ)

180 Like Alexthechick said, everything that didn't quite match up became Dadaism, which was the art world's middle finger extended to the cultural chaos that began in WWI and extended for quite a while.

Cubism was generally a style that instead of the smeary colorations of Impressionism, enjoyed more stark disconnections of patterns in the painting.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America


So Dadaism was fu-cubism.

Posted by: Alan Sherman at September 18, 2017 10:26 AM (/qEW2)

181 Insofar as incoherence is concerned, I don't find Lynch's films incoherent. There's always a logic to his movies, even ones like Eraserhead and Lost Highway. The thing about Lynch is that he knows the truth about art: Art isn't what is hanging on the wall or standing in the round or showing on the screen. Art is what the artist makes happen in the heads and hearts of those experiencing the art. Art is experience.

I love 'The Straight Story', by the way. I think Lynch did a straight-up narrative to show he could.
Posted by: troyriser at September 18, 2017 10:18 AM (Fw5cQ)



I agree about Lynch, there is an internal logic, however bizarre, to his works. And he absolutely did a Straight Story just to prove he could.

I'd forgotten about Fauvism, see, look how smart the Horde is.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 10:26 AM (mf5HN)

182 You may also want to try the Blue Rider Group out of Germany, but they can be kinda depressing.
And if they're too depressing, try the Flying Grandpas out of Hamburg!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2017 10:26 AM (mJ8mX)

183 It's like he commutes to and from the hereafter.

Every 12 trips he gets a free hoagie.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 10:27 AM (QQ+il)

184 Muldoon, what's the code for the anxiety I get when I'm struggling to exit a toilet stall and the back of my leg touches the toilet because there isn't enough clearance between door opening and toilet?

Posted by: NCKate at September 18, 2017 10:27 AM (g7h/l)

185 In a better sense, all family business has been
settled. Now if I can get away from this crisis ever six weeks crap
that's dominated 2017 I should be able to finally get on with life...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 18, 2017 10:21 AM (AM1GF)
==============================

I'm glad the estate is settled. That stuff can drive you up a wall and back again.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 10:27 AM (lwiT4)

186 >>>I love 'The Straight Story', by the way. I think Lynch did a straight-up narrative to show he could.

Worth checking out, to be sure.

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2017 10:28 AM (QCc6B)

187 Russ Meyer died today.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 10:07 AM (EgwCt)


Face down in a yuuge pair of breasts, one hopes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2017 10:29 AM (X6fMO)

188 Chagall is the other cubist that I am familiar with. His work goes from skilled to what second grader did this?

Sometimes they just call it in.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 10:29 AM (zO1cf)

189 On this day in 1947, the United States Air Force became a separate service.

Nothing can stop the U S Air Force.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 18, 2017 10:30 AM (brIR5)

190 184 Muldoon, what's the code for the anxiety I get when I'm struggling to exit a toilet stall and the back of my leg touches the toilet because there isn't enough clearance between door opening and toilet?
Posted by: NCKate at September 18, 2017 10:27 AM (g7h/l)

*****

Damnit. I just poured this. My first cup of coffee.
Towel...Towel!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2017 10:30 AM (0tfLf)

191
Muldoon -

I think I see the question perhaps. Say a person has a 'baseline anxiety level approaching panic'.

He's asking is it better to confront those items causing the panic, or remove them as much as possible.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 10:30 AM (EgwCt)

192 what's the code for the anxiety I get when I'm struggling to exit a toilet stall and the back of my leg touches the toilet because there isn't enough clearance between door opening and toilet?

*****

Ewww.
If it's a typical public restroom, just to err on the safe side I'd go with:

S88.921A - partial amputation of lower leg, level unspecified, initial encounter

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 10:30 AM (wPiJc)

193 There is no Cubism here. Not that I can see, at least.


The genre is portraiture.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:17 AM (nwqNw)

Thus the "I guess."

Duchamp is known as a Cubist, although as I mentioned up the thread this piece looks like someone who is trying to reject the enormous influence of Impressionism, and failing.

But the blockiness and angles are a bit different, and that makes it, at least for me, rather interesting without being jarring.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2017 10:30 AM (wYseH)

194 Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 10:25 AM (lwiT4)

Yes, I like Franz Marc. One of my favorites is "Fate of the Animals", but that work has an especially sad story. It's an allegory of WWI painted just before the War began by an artist who would die in it.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:30 AM (nwqNw)

195 what's the code for the anxiety I get when I'm struggling to exit a toilet stall and the back of my leg touches the toilet because there isn't enough clearance between door opening and toilet?

*****


If it's a typically filthy public restroom, just to err on the safe side I'd go with:

S88.921A - partial amputation of lower leg, level unspecified, initial encounter

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 10:31 AM (wPiJc)

196 Browser freeze- double post. Sorry.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 10:31 AM (wPiJc)

197 I told my husband I was going to the car to set myself on fire and to take his time shopping.

Posted by: NCKate at September 18, 2017 10:31 AM (g7h/l)

198
I see a bourgois guy weighed down by all the troubles of his world.

May have had it easier than bourgeois guys (and gals) today who have to get up every day and go to work to earn enough money so that they can be fed off by bureaucrats and the neurotically-privileged dependents who despise anyone who earns his way.

Little wonder why I've gone into a kind of self-exile.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2017 10:32 AM (BWL+E)

199 ...all family business has been
settled.
Posted by: Brother Cavil


*****

Glad to hear that. Good luck moving forward.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 10:33 AM (wPiJc)

200 what's the code for the anxiety I get when I'm struggling to exit a toilet stall and the back of my leg touches the toilet because there isn't enough clearance between door opening and toilet?

Code: Craig.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 18, 2017 10:33 AM (Ndje9)

201 what's the code for the anxiety I get when I'm struggling to exit a toilet stall and the back of my leg touches the toilet because there isn't enough clearance between door opening and toilet?



10-632 Touched By Poo

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 10:34 AM (YxTUV)

202 OW! YOU FUCKED UP MY LEG!

Ha! Just kidding! The whole painting sucks.

Posted by: Father at September 18, 2017 10:34 AM (8b+oT)

203 back of my leg touches the toilet because there isn't enough clearance between door opening and toilet?
I don't know the code but I think that's classic Seinfeld Syndrome.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2017 10:34 AM (mJ8mX)

204 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2017 10:30 AM (wYseH)

Oh dear. I was responding to someone else with that one. I hope I didn't insult you. That wasn't my intent. This thread is my favorite part of the work day.

I'm not sure how I feel about Fauvism. Of the early 20th Century Modernists, I think I prefer the German New Objectivity above the others.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:34 AM (nwqNw)

205 "Can you elaborate or give a f'rinstance?"

I can try.

There seems to be a national movement to remove any trace of past events which offend some individuals.

Most recently seems to be an examination of old historical deeds and covenants which may at the time of their writing prohibit the sale of properties to minorities.

The Supreme court has struck down those provisions as unenforceable years ago.
Yet there is an emerging national trend to not just amend existing deeds to reflect the unconstitutionality, but to completely strike or erase the text from the past documents.

And it is always explained as an individual being in so much fear of these words that they are unable to function. and as such, these words need to be erased from existing documents.

Mind you, we are not talking about for example the 18th and 21st
where one amendment outlaws alcohol, and the other amendment nullifies the first, yet both texts remain on the record.

The demands are such that in effect, it would be identical to the removal of the 18th Amendment from not only any printings, but actually going back, and removing the wording from the original.

I am not addressing the legal issues involved in revisionism.
What I am attempting to address is the basis of the argument that an individual is by their own words, unable to function due to fear of the existence of these words.

And yeh...I really suck at trying to put this into words.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 10:34 AM (EyPfd)

206 I see a bourgois guy weighed down by all the troubles of his world.

-
Trying to remember where he left his car keys.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 18, 2017 10:35 AM (Nwg0u)

207
Remarkable, is it not? The same people who can't figure out a motive in an allahuakbar attack have no difficulty in tarring all white males over a single transgression.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2017 10:35 AM (BWL+E)

208 One of my favorites is "Fate of the Animals", but
that work has an especially sad story. It's an allegory of WWI painted
just before the War began by an artist who would die in it.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:30 AM (nwqNw)
===========================

I'll have to look that one up, Kris. Thanks. I remembered the other one I have. It's by August Macke, and it's a picture of a group of young girls, looks like they are all wearing hats and ribbons. It's very pretty but I can't remember the name of it.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 10:35 AM (lwiT4)

209 what's the code for the anxiety I get when I'm struggling to exit a toilet stall and the back of my leg touches the toilet because there isn't enough clearance between door opening and toilet?



Or, 10-642 Fondled By Loo

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 10:36 AM (YxTUV)

210
Nothing can stop the U S Air Force.
Posted by: Fox2!


Except the US Congress

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 10:36 AM (IqV8l)

211 Father is waiting to go to church ... Mother is getting everyone ready?
(and father lost a finger while farming?)


Father wears his Sunday best. Mother's tired she needs a rest, the kids are playing up downstairs.

Posted by: Madness at September 18, 2017 10:36 AM (/qEW2)

212 ...all family business has been
settled.
Posted by: Brother Cavil


*****

Glad to hear that. Good luck moving forward.



Good? Not everyone was happy to see all family business settled.

Posted by: Moe Green, Barzini, Tataglia, et. al. at September 18, 2017 10:37 AM (gIRsn)

213 Not a bad nor an ugly painting. Captures the old gent's likeness well enough to pick him out of police line-up, I guess. Looks more Impressionist than Cubist to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2017 10:37 AM (EkNES)

214 Nothing can stop the U S Air Force.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 18, 2017 10:30 AM (brIR5)

Yeah, talk to me when the Air Force can accurately drop paratroopers into a miles-wide drop zone. Tree landings are not fun.

Posted by: troyriser at September 18, 2017 10:37 AM (Fw5cQ)

215 Bookworms- have the monthly booknado post up
new releases & a couple of 99c books from rightwing writers
mostly SF? & fantasy, but got a hardboiled mystery too

link in nic

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 18, 2017 10:38 AM (hMwEB)

216 And yeh...I really suck at trying to put this into words.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 10:34 AM (EyPfd)
========

It's not you. I imagine a lot of sane people have difficulty trying to summarize/encapsulate insanity.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 10:38 AM (vg8iE)

217 23 I didn't read anything about it and I don't really care but I'm guessing every Emmy Award winner took a shot at Trump in their acceptance speeches.
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017

*
*
I predicted that there'd be a cheap Trump shot in the first 15 minutes. Right on schedule at 14:10, Colbert made some Trump remark, and I turned the show off. After, of course, SC did his virtue-signaling thing, complimenting the Emmys on being so "diverse."

Most of the shows they trumpet now are on cable or Netflix, and I don't get either one. The remaining are things that grate on me lik eModern Family. So, no, I have no interest in the Emmys nowadays.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2017 10:38 AM (yrE3y)

218 "Muldoon -

I think I see the question perhaps. Say a person has a 'baseline anxiety level approaching panic'.

He's asking is it better to confront those items causing the panic, or remove them as much as possible."

This is part of it, so just roll it into my long winded question.

And can you nullify a persons who chooses to use a non-existent fear as grounds for demanding action by offering to address the underlying, but nonexistent issue of irrational fear of an inanimate object?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 10:39 AM (EyPfd)

219 "Fate of the Animals", but
that work has an especially sad story. It's an allegory of WWI painted
just before the War began




Nice painting, but I don't get that from looking at it.

Posted by: IP at September 18, 2017 10:39 AM (UmSfZ)

220 I'm not sure how I feel about Fauvism.

-
It's bestial!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 18, 2017 10:40 AM (Nwg0u)

221 I can't picture NCKate being the type of 'Ette to lower herself to the stall standard.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 18, 2017 10:40 AM (XFue2)

222 "Nothing can stop the U S Air Force. "


Go NAVY...

Beat Air Force!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 10:40 AM (EyPfd)

223
Who dressed that guy? Color palette is eclectic, to say the least.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2017 10:40 AM (0zXml)

224 I was responding to someone else with that one. I
hope I didn't insult you.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:34 AM (nwqNw)

Not at all!

And I'm glad you enjoy the thread. I like doing it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2017 10:41 AM (wYseH)

225 I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 10:41 AM (QQ+il)

226 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 10:34 AM (EyPfd)

****


Well, interesting question. I'm no more qualified to answer than anybody else.

In that context I would say that trying to help them come to grips of their fear would not be my priority. I am a big believer in individual autonomy, and that being an adult has both consequences and responsibilities. I tend to reject other peoples' efforts to try to change reality to suit them by making others (including myself) deny tangible facts. Words are just words. They have meaning, but they only have meaning in context. Erasing the words does not erase the meaning, and hiding unpleasant truths does not make them less unpleasant.

Ackk. Maybe someone else can take a shot at this.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 10:41 AM (wPiJc)

227 Why is father not manspreading?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 18, 2017 10:42 AM (XFue2)

228 grips WITH their fear...

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 10:42 AM (wPiJc)

229 I'm not sure how I feel about Fauvism.





You mean all of the announcing he was retiring from football then coming back and playing the next year in what seemed like four or five seasons of that?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2017 10:42 AM (493sH)

230 I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.
Posted by: Grump928(C)




*puts electrical tape over laptop cam.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 10:43 AM (YxTUV)

231 Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 10:35 AM (lwiT4)

I had probably heard of Macke, but I couldn't place him until I looked him up. Found a link with a short bio. So sad. He too died in the War. WWI left a huge artistic vacuum that the next generation, tainted by the War had to fill. This is how we got DADA.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:43 AM (nwqNw)

232 I sense
great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An
innocent orphan in the post-modern world.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2017 10:43 AM (mJ8mX)

233 189 On this day in 1947, the United States Air Force became a separate service.

Nothing can stop the U S Air Force.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 18, 2017 10:30 AM (brIR5)

*****

Stripper night at the O Club sure seems to bring Close Air support to a standstill. Better have artillery handy.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2017 10:43 AM (0tfLf)

234 Brett Favre? Why does he pronounce his name like "Farve," instead of "Fav-ray" or just plain "Fav"? That's not normal French pronunciation, is it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2017 10:43 AM (yrE3y)

235 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 18, 2017 10:40 AM (Nwg0u)

LOL. Nice one.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:44 AM (nwqNw)

236
I'm not sure how I feel about Fauvism


Makes me want to puce.

Big fan of Mauvism though!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2017 10:44 AM (0zXml)

237 By the way, the code for Fauvism is D55.0

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2017 10:44 AM (wYseH)

238

This is my open question:

Imagine a society that continually shifts motherhood into a later and later time frame. Imagine that men produce their healthiest sperm in their early twenties. Imagine that the incidence of autism and Asperger's (A&A) in the offspring rises exponentially with older fathers/sperm providers. Imagine each college campus suddenly now having to deal with hundreds of children with a 'baseline anxiety level approaching panic' - a classic symptom of A&A. Hence the need for 'safe spaces' and 'trigger warnings'. The inability to even consider an opposing point of view on campus - to the extent that violence will occur.

Where is the government funded study to figure out just WTF is going on? Or has the left decided that these A&A individuals are just their ticket to a socialist takeover? This stuff worries me.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 10:44 AM (EgwCt)

239 Why is father not manspreading?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe



Because father wants to be mother?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 10:44 AM (YxTUV)

240
It's only words, and words are all I have
To take your heart away

Posted by: B. Geez at September 18, 2017 10:45 AM (IqV8l)

241 Looks almost like a stained glass window. Yeah, but cubism makes me think of intersecting/overlapping planes that vaguely suggest something but this image is clear, in a blurry sort of way.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2017 10:45 AM (/qEW2)

242 That looks nothing like my father.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 18, 2017 10:45 AM (84v5O)

243 TMZ reports:


Eyewitnesses tell TMZ, Malia was in Harvard Square with a friend. As she approached a salad shop, a woman ran up to her and said she wanted a photo for her grandchild. We're told Malia politely declined.

The grandma was undeterred and staked out the salad joint, waiting for Malia to leave. When she did, we're told the grandma trained her camera on the former First Daughter and Malia fired back, "Are you gonna take it in my face like an animal in a cage?"

An eyewitness said the grandma ended up getting the photo.


... the price for all of those vacations

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 18, 2017 10:46 AM (e8kgV)

244 Wish I had a platinum account, this picture sucks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 10:46 AM (xJa6I)

245 The paining is a traditional study or painting.

It's certainly not cubist or dadist.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 18, 2017 10:46 AM (2JcMg)

246 He is a loathesome, offensive brute.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 10:47 AM (QQ+il)

247 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2017 10:43 AM (yrE3y)

I heard that reporters kept mispronouncing it and he got sick of correcting them all the time, so he kept "Farv". Any cheeseheads hear this?

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:47 AM (nwqNw)

248 Father has the look of a man who has lost all hope.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 18, 2017 10:48 AM (XFue2)

249
Eyewitnesses tell TMZ, Malia was in Harvard Square with a friend. As she approached a salad shop

What surprises me is that there is such a thing as a salad shop.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 10:48 AM (IqV8l)

250 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2017 10:45 AM (/qEW2)

Georges Rouault started his career as a stained-glass window maker before switching to painting. The influence of stained glass really shows in his work. Large areas of bright color separated by thick, black lines.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:49 AM (nwqNw)

251 >>In that context I would say that trying to help them come to grips of
their fear would not be my priority. I am a big believer in individual
autonomy, and that being an adult has both consequences and
responsibilities. I tend to reject other peoples' efforts to try to
change reality to suit them by making others (including myself) deny
tangible facts. Words are just words. They have meaning, but they only
have meaning in context. Erasing the words does not erase the meaning,
and hiding unpleasant truths does not make them less unpleasant.


Right on, Muldoon!

Shorter: People can only hurt you with words if you let them. So stop letting them!!

Honestly, when did kids stop learning "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 10:49 AM (W+vEI)

252 I'd forgotten about Fauvism, see, look how smart the Horde is.



Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 10:26 AM (mf5HN)

He was ok until he went and played for the Vikings.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 18, 2017 10:49 AM (QM5S2)

253 What surprises me is that there is such a thing as a salad shop.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 10:48 AM (IqV8l)

Maybe it's a euphemism.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 18, 2017 10:49 AM (r5KeJ)

254 What surprises me is that there is such a thing as a salad shop.
===========

We love it here!

Posted by: Listeria & Salmonella at September 18, 2017 10:50 AM (vg8iE)

255 Russ Meyer died today.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 10:07 AM (EgwCt)

Who made movies one could actually watch, unlike Aronofsky.

With boobehs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2017 10:50 AM (EkNES)

256 It's only words, and words are all I have

To take your heart away

Posted by: B. Geez at September 18, 2017 10:45 AM (IqV8l)
==================================

Live performance from 1968 - Smothers Brothers show. They look so young. Guess they were. Guess I was.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPePasexF9w

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 10:50 AM (lwiT4)

257 Georges Rouault started his career as a stained-glass window maker before switching to painting. The influence of stained glass really shows in his work. Large areas of bright color separated by thick, black lines.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 10:49 AM (nwqNw)

A friend turned me on to Rouault several years ago. Talk about a unique vision.

Posted by: troyriser at September 18, 2017 10:50 AM (Fw5cQ)

258 Muldoon.

Yeh, I'm really struggling with this.

But a shorter version would be'When a person demands an action be taken, and justifies that demand with a made-up fear of inanimate objects, how does one negate the argument?

Acquiesce to the demand..

Or pretend to address the falsely claimed underlying issue?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 10:52 AM (EyPfd)

259 What surprises me is that there is such a thing as a salad shop.
===========

We love it here!
Posted by: Listeria & Salmonella




I didn't know the Obama girls got summer jobs!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 10:52 AM (YxTUV)

260 He was ok until he went and played for the Vikings.


Posted by: Roland THTG at September 18, 2017 10:49 AM (QM5S2)
=======================

Don't get me started.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 10:52 AM (lwiT4)

261 By the way, the code for Fauvism is D55.0


*****


Heh.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 10:52 AM (wPiJc)

262 Where is the government funded study to figure out just WTF is going on?
Or has the left decided that these AA individuals are just their
ticket to a socialist takeover? This stuff worries me.
=====

Take your soma like a good little boy and forget any dreams or innovation. Be a good little boy and confess your unfitness.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 18, 2017 10:52 AM (MIKMs)

263
A friend turned me on to Rouault several years ago.

Le Car!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 10:52 AM (IqV8l)

264
With boobehs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I feel so violated at the mention of that!!!!

Posted by: CNN at September 18, 2017 10:52 AM (FZYNt)

265 "Eyewitnesses tell TMZ, Malia was in Harvard Square with a friend. As she approached a salad shop"

Can't I just eat my arugula, you oppressive white-supremacist bitch?

Posted by: Malia at September 18, 2017 10:53 AM (398bZ)

266 But a shorter version would be'When a person demands an action be taken, and justifies that demand with a made-up fear of inanimate objects, how does one negate the argument?




Tell them to go fuck themselves and grow the fuck up.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 10:53 AM (YxTUV)

267 Acquiesce to the demand..

Or pretend to address the falsely claimed underlying issue?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Shock treaments

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2017 10:53 AM (5B8Xd)

268 Brett Favre? Why does he pronounce his name like "Farve," instead of "Fav-ray" or just plain "Fav"? That's not normal French pronunciation, is it?


It should be pronounced Favre. (Fahv-ruh, not Fav-Ray, but the R isn't our R sound, it's rolled a little at the top of the back of the mouth, and the second syllable doesn't get completed, you just start to say it and forget to finish). Ben Stiller made a joke about it in Something About Mary.

He pronounces it Farve because Americans can't pronounce shit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017 10:53 AM (gIRsn)

269 Le Car!

Remember the SNL parody, "Le Shoe?" LOL

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 18, 2017 10:53 AM (ul9CR)

270 >>> What surprises me is that there is such a thing as a salad shop.

Cambridge, MA.

Need I explain further?

Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2017 10:53 AM (U0v/A)

271 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 10:52 AM (EyPfd)

This doesn't have anything to do with the racist deeds in the Washington DC area does it?

That's my only guess as to what you're dancing around.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 10:54 AM (EgwCt)

272 Where is the government funded study to figure out just WTF is going on? Or has the left decided that these A&A individuals are just their ticket to a socialist takeover? This stuff worries me.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 10:44 AM (EgwCt)



There's starting to be some push back that the campus speech codes and conduct rules are a violation of the ADA as those who are neuroatypical do not/cannot abide by or understand those rules.

Now that is the kind of lawfare I favor.

It's also not completely out of line. Those who have some kind of actual neurological issue with comporting with what is considered "normal" behavior cannot possibly keep up with all of these ever changing rules.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 10:54 AM (mf5HN)

273 Tell them to go fuck themselves and grow the fuck up.

Yes. Ayn Rand would point out that they are trying to use their weakness as a claim on your strength.

Fuckem.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 10:54 AM (QQ+il)

274 Malia fired back, "Are you gonna take it in my face like an animal in a cage?"

She seems nice.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 18, 2017 10:54 AM (ul9CR)

275 Russ Meyer died today.



Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 10:07 AM (EgwCt)



Who made movies one could actually watch, unlike Aronofsky.



With boobehs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2017 10:50 AM (EkNES)

Bras at half mast out of respect.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2017 10:54 AM (JO9+V)

276 He pronounces it Farve because Americans can't pronounce shit.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

can I get a large Farve?

Posted by: Litre of Cola at September 18, 2017 10:54 AM (FZYNt)

277 Le Car!


If 5 lug nuts on a wheel are good, and 4 is still acceptable, then three can't be all bad.

Posted by: IP at September 18, 2017 10:55 AM (UmSfZ)

278 "Honestly, when did kids stop learning "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?"

Right about the same time that people learned that they could claim a fear of words, and demand that they be 'Disappeared".

And society, instead of saying 'Toughen up buttercup", decided to validate every made up and claimed fear ever offered .

See:

Trigger word
Triggering
Safe space

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 10:55 AM (EyPfd)

279 Acquiesce to the demand..



Or pretend to address the falsely claimed underlying issue?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 10:52 AM (EyPfd)
========================

Is this an ongoing situation, with which you will be dealing with over time? Or is this a one-time thing / short duration?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 10:55 AM (lwiT4)

280 He pronounces it Farve because Americans can't pronounce shit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017 10:53 AM (gIRsn)

I find most Americans can pronounce "shit" very well.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 18, 2017 10:56 AM (r5KeJ)

281 He pronounces it Farve because Americans can't pronounce shit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017 10:53 AM (gIRsn)



Cairo pronounced Kayro IL: What do you mean?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2017 10:56 AM (493sH)

282 It should be pronounced Favre. (Fahv-ruh

iirc, waaaay back when he first came on the national scene, the announcers did pronounce it Fahv-ruh. It didn't take.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 18, 2017 10:56 AM (ul9CR)

283 Well that image is a vibrant way to kick off this week's art...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 10:56 AM (dphqw)

284 He pronounces it Farve because Americans can't pronounce shit.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017 10:53 AM
~~~~

Or maybe we just don't like pronouncing French crap.

Freedom Fries!!!!!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2017 10:56 AM (HiDrR)

285 Acquiesce to the demand..

Or pretend to address the falsely claimed underlying issue?

*******

Neither.

If it's a legislative document with standing it should be addressed legislatively or judicially. IOW this law is no longer on the books.

If it's a historical document without legal force, they should go pound sand. IOW this is the way it once was, and it is no longer like that.

Chattel slavery once was legal in the U.S. Deleting references to it does not change that fact.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 10:57 AM (wPiJc)

286 Hi there.


Man. This week is DRAGGING.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 18, 2017 10:57 AM (eytER)

287 How about the Poudre River in CO?

Poo-dray? Pow-dray?

Nope, Poo-der.

But said out loud it sounds like pooter. Which makes me laugh and I'm not sure why.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 18, 2017 10:58 AM (ul9CR)

288 "This doesn't have anything to do with the racist deeds in the Washington DC area does it? "

I guess that would be the nucleus of the movement, and issues.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 10:58 AM (EyPfd)

289 It should be pronounced Favre.

In Chicago, for years it was pronounced "that asshole". That pronunciation also was in favor in Wisconsin while he played with the Vikings.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2017 10:58 AM (7n4KQ)

290
I suppose I should have prefixed the Russ Meyer died today with 'in 2004 on this day'. His mammary memory lives on.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 10:58 AM (EgwCt)

291 Malia fired back, "Are you gonna take it in my face like an animal in a cage?"

She seems nice.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 18, 2017 10:54 AM (ul9CR)



I fail to see why she's the problem here. A person approached her and asked for a picture and she declined.

That person then lurked about and tried to get the picture she was told she could not have and Malia told her off. The only person who is a problem is the woman who hung around and tried to get the picture.

Sorry, but Malia was under no obligation to be polite the second time.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 10:59 AM (mf5HN)

292 Happy Monday all.

Is AtC around?

http://tinyurl.com/ycdz4w7p

*whistles innocently, wanders away*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2017 10:59 AM (PY9jH)

293 Cairo pronounced Kayro IL: What do you mean?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Des Plaines IL pronounced, well, just like it's written. Say them s's dammit

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2017 10:59 AM (5B8Xd)

294 225 I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 10:41 AM (QQ+il)

[Looks at picture. Rereads comment. Looks at picture. Sloooooowly backs away from Grump928.]

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at September 18, 2017 10:59 AM (RD7QR)

295

It's spelled Brett Favre but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2017 11:00 AM (493sH)

296 268 Brett Favre? Why does he pronounce his name like "Farve," instead of "Fav-ray" or just plain "Fav"? That's not normal French pronunciation, is it?


It should be pronounced Favre. (Fahv-ruh, not Fav-Ray, but the R isn't our R sound, it's rolled a little at the top of the back of the mouth, and the second syllable doesn't get completed, you just start to say it and forget to finish). Ben Stiller made a joke about it in Something About Mary.

He pronounces it Farve because Americans can't pronounce shit.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017

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Sort of like "Fahv-(rih)," I guess. True about most Americans. The Chinese and other foreign students I deal with are always surprised when I make an actual effort to learn the correct pronunciation of their names. With one girl, "Rui," I'd been saying "Roo-ee" for the longest time. Then I heard her telling someone it was "Ree." The next time I spoke to her, I used it, and her face lit up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2017 11:00 AM (yrE3y)

297 That looks nothing like my father.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Hah. I never thought of the term 'father' as being indexical.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2017 11:00 AM (/qEW2)

298 But said out loud it sounds like pooter. Which makes me laugh and I'm not sure why.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 18, 2017 10:58 AM (ul9CR)

Saw a bumper sticker once that said "Kayakers like it up the Poudre." I laughed. Because it's juvenile.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 18, 2017 11:00 AM (sGSvK)

299 Austin, TX - main drag by UT is 'Guadalupe, ' pronounced 'gwad-a-loop,' 'cause Texas won the war.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 11:00 AM (fA1SL)

300 That pronunciation also was in favor in Wisconsin while he played with the Vikings.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2017 10:58 AM (7n4KQ)
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Preach it, brother!

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 11:00 AM (lwiT4)

301 As she approached a salad shop, a woman ran up to her and said she wanted a photo for her grandchild. We're told Malia politely declined.

The grandma was undeterred and staked out the salad joint, waiting for Malia to leave. When she did, we're told the grandma trained her camera on the former First Daughter and Malia fired back, "Are you gonna take it in my face like an animal in a cage?"

An eyewitness said the grandma ended up getting the photo.


... the price for all of those vacations
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 18, 2017 10:46 AM (e8kgV)


At the risk of defending entitled haters, I think that the woman should have respected her polite decline. I hate having my picture taken, so I can't imagine how invasive it must be to go somewhere, with complete strangers running up and demanding pictures or selfies. On a campaign trail or a press junket, or movie promotional? Yeah, that's a given. Going to the grocery store or getting something to eat? Give people space. And if they say no, it should mean no.


That said, that particular girl is not particularly well behaved or well mannered, so it's possible it happened a different way than was reported.

Posted by: moki at September 18, 2017 11:00 AM (V+V48)

302 "Dadaism" refers to the level of skill that has been reached by an artist that can toddle around the house saying "DA-da! DA-da!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 11:00 AM (k1TUh)

303 Saw a bumper sticker once that said "Kayakers like it up the Poudre." I laughed. Because it's juvenile.

Hah-see that makes me laugh for the same reason!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 18, 2017 11:01 AM (ul9CR)

304 GM. Took the day off to enjoy my aching arm, so thought I would pop in for a visit with the best of the best people, the people at Ace's HQ. cuz it always brightens my day & thanks for the thread, CBD.
What the painting says to me is that the artist is a Time Traveler that likes to relax while he talks on his cellphone to Freud.
That or its this interpretation;-)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 18, 2017 11:01 AM (yNyJy)

305 244 Wish I had a platinum account, this picture sucks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 10:46 AM


I hear those memberships have a standing Monday morning "Ask Muldoon" segment.
I only have the tin membership so I don't get to read it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2017 11:01 AM (0tfLf)

306 So the Kurds are holding a referendum on independence on Sept 26. Iraq is threatening to declare the vote illegal and the rest of the world (except Israel) is against them.

I hope they tell the world to pound sand.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 18, 2017 11:01 AM (398bZ)

307 [Looks at picture. Rereads comment. Looks at picture. Sloooooowly backs away from Grump928.]

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at September 18, 2017 10:59 AM (RD7QR)


It's a quote from a Seinfeld episode. No need to seek safe space.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 11:01 AM (EgwCt)

308 Missus Muldoon says that the person seeking to redefine history by erasing the parts of it they don't like is externalizing their own problem, and by denying the intrinsic flaws in their own nature thereby allowing it to fester.

Putting a bandaid on a cancer.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 11:01 AM (wPiJc)

309 Why Daddy Drinks

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 18, 2017 11:01 AM (ussOQ)

310 Oh yeah, the look Dad wears when he's listening you tell him for the umpteenth time why you didn't do what he told you to do, and he's just sitting there thinking, "when will you ever learn?"

Posted by: simplemind at September 18, 2017 11:02 AM (wIjCA)

311 Sept 25, not the 26th.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 18, 2017 11:02 AM (398bZ)

312 Can't I just eat my arugula, you oppressive white-supremacist bitch?

Posted by: Malia at September 18, 2017 10:53 AM (398bZ)


You know she was thinking that.

It would have been sweet justice for Granny Harvard Square to get her ass chewed off by that spoiled, nasty witch.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2017 11:02 AM (X6fMO)

313 "Is this an ongoing situation, with which you will be dealing with over time? Or is this a one-time thing / short duration?"

I think it is going to become an emerging chapter in the continuing saga of how the United States was ripped asunder from within.

And I don't expect it to be confined to the greater Washington area, any more than anyone should have expected the Confederate flag issue to have remained localized to the State of South Carolina.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 11:02 AM (EyPfd)

314 Sorry, but Malia was under no obligation to be polite the second time.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 10:59 AM (mf5HN)

Agreed.

And these situations are the only ones in which I will defend celebrities' anti-social behavior.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2017 11:02 AM (wYseH)

315 287 How about the Poudre River in CO?

Poo-dray? Pow-dray?

Nope, Poo-der.

But said out loud it sounds like pooter. Which makes me laugh and I'm not sure why.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 18, 2017

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Cache le Poudre River near Fort Collins. "Hide the powder."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2017 11:02 AM (yrE3y)

316 *hauls Jane back here*

On no you don't missy.

You will stand there and take your flamethrowing like a woman.

*flamethrows*

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 11:02 AM (mf5HN)

317 308 Missus Muldoon says that the person seeking to redefine history by erasing the parts of it they don't like is externalizing their own problem, and by denying the intrinsic flaws in their own nature thereby allowing it to fester.

Putting a bandaid on a cancer.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 11:01 AM (wPiJc)

You married up, son.

Posted by: moki at September 18, 2017 11:03 AM (V+V48)

318 "Le Car!"

I remember seeing these race at Road America in the early 80s.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at September 18, 2017 11:03 AM (eAZVt)

319 Saw a bumper sticker once that said "Kayakers like it up the Poudre."
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What's kayaking got to do with it?

Posted by: Shep! at September 18, 2017 11:03 AM (vg8iE)

320 Cache le Poudre River near Fort Collins

Yep, that's what I meant, the cache le Poudre.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 18, 2017 11:03 AM (ul9CR)

321 I know right? I mean ugh, all the time back and forth and back again.

Posted by: Charon Charter Service at September 18, 2017 10:25 AM (UmSfZ)

Well, if it weren't for Buzzion, you'd be deadheading back all the time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2017 11:04 AM (EkNES)

322 I think I like Missus Muldoon.

She seems wise, like her husband.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 11:04 AM (EyPfd)

323 318 "Le Car!"

I remember seeing these race at Road America in the early 80s.


Those would flip over in turn 5 and the flag crew would flip them back over and get them rolling again.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2017 11:04 AM (7n4KQ)

324 Farvism? It's not that long.

Posted by: Jenn Sterger at September 18, 2017 11:04 AM (JO9+V)

325 318. Le Car - the rich man's yugo.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 11:04 AM (fA1SL)

326 GM. Took the day off to enjoy my aching arm, so thought I would pop in for a visit with the best of the best people, the people at Ace's HQ. cuz it always brightens my day & thanks for the thread, CBD.
What the painting says to me is that the artist is a Time Traveler that likes to relax while he talks on his cellphone to Freud.
That or its this interpretation;-)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 18, 2017 11:01 AM (yNyJy)


My arm's killing me, too, BebeDahl. What happened to you?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2017 11:05 AM (X6fMO)

327 Des Plaines IL pronounced, well, just like it's written. Say them s's dammit
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2017 10:59 AM (5B8Xd)
_________


... Des Moines, silent s

Posted by: IP at September 18, 2017 11:05 AM (UmSfZ)

328 Missus Muldoon says that the person seeking to
redefine history by erasing the parts of it they don't like is
externalizing their own problem...

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 11:01 AM (wPiJc)

I think it is worse than that.

It is a rejection of others' free will.

And that is a desire to dominate, with violence (Antifa!) if necessary.

It is antithetical to a free society.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2017 11:05 AM (wYseH)

329 all this complaining about American Spelling - the Brits always have half a dozen letters in their place names that never get pronounced, and that's when the names at least try to sound like they're spelled. (You realize that "Ralph" is pronounced "Rayff", right?)

The only people who actually try to pronounce every g-damned letter in their words are the Germans. And the friggin' Welsh, although the Welsh also like to make all of their letters sound different than everyone else's letters. (like LL = Clegh)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 11:05 AM (k1TUh)

330 So I see AlextheChick has completely covered why Aronsky is the 3 year old in the corner with the magic markers while Lynch is the young artist with passion and a vision.

Plus talk of Dadaism versus Cubism.

No Colorado Alex she is not an intersting failure, she's simply interesting to the Nth degree.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 11:05 AM (dphqw)

331 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 11:00 AM (k1TUh)

When trying to come up with the name for their new movement, the artists in this group closed their eyes, opened a dictionary to a random page and dropped a finger on a word. The word was "dada". I am not making this up.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2017 11:05 AM (nwqNw)

332 Nero Feinkenstein must be feeling the heat of hellfire:

"I'm a product of Catholic education," Feinstein said on CNN's "State of the Union." "I sat in doctrine classes for four years for five days a week. I think that Catholicism is a great religion, I have great respect for it."

"I've known many of the archbishops who have been in my community," she continued. "We've had dinner together, we've spoken together over many many decades and I've tried to be helpful to the church whenever I could."

Some of her best friends are Catholic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 18, 2017 11:06 AM (Nwg0u)

333 He sickens me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 11:06 AM (QQ+il)

334
The deed on homeowner John Williford's 75-year-old Myers Park house includes restrictions written by the original developers geared to preserve the parklike feel of the neighborhood. The deeds also include racial restrictions: "This lot shall be owned and occupied by people of the Caucasian race only."


http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=122484215

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 11:06 AM (EgwCt)

335
and he's just sitting there thinking, "when will you ever learn?"

Where have all the flowers gone?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 11:06 AM (IqV8l)

336 He has cold, black, dead eyes.

Love the colors and technique. if it had something with breasts I'd enjoy it more.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2017 11:06 AM (dCikz)

337 Emmy ratings an all time low...gee I wonder why?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2017 11:07 AM (5y11N)

338 I like this piece, its got an interesting use of color and it is well-designed. Its not great art, but especially for its period and style its quite good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 11:07 AM (39g3+)

339
*hauls Jane back here*



On no you don't missy.



You will stand there and take your flamethrowing like a woman.



*flamethrows*

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 11:02 AM (mf5HN)


*removes flameproof suit*

I have an excuse. It was staring at me out of my morning paper while I was attempting to enjoy a cup of coffee. And I was informed that it and its millions of family and friends live in my yard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2017 11:07 AM (PY9jH)

340 Mayweather used to be Duchamp, but now its McGregor.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 18, 2017 11:07 AM (Ndje9)

341 Imagine each college campus suddenly now having to deal with hundreds of children with a 'baseline anxiety level approaching panic' - a classic symptom of A&A. Hence the need for 'safe spaces' and 'trigger warnings'. The inability to even consider an opposing point of view on campus - to the extent that violence will occur.

I dunno. I'm definitely "on the spectrum" but when I was in college it never occurred to me to tie on a bandanna and go hit the College Democrats with a bicycle lock, and I think that's the general experience of A&As pre-2010.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2017 11:07 AM (3J/LN)

342 all this complaining about American Spelling - the Brits always have half a dozen letters in their place names that never get pronounced, and that's when the names at least try to sound like they're spelled. (You realize that "Ralph" is pronounced "Rayff", right?)

"Featherstonehaugh."

Pronounced "Fanshaw."

Time for tea. BBL.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2017 11:07 AM (X6fMO)

343 I remember Rouault's 'the Old King'. Very evocative.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2017 11:08 AM (/qEW2)

344 Some of her best friends are Catholic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 18, 2017 11:06 AM (Nwg0u)



If we would just learn our place or be "good" Catholics like Granny Botox or Biden

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2017 11:08 AM (493sH)

345 341. Bingo! These people are doing this crap on purpose. As we say of them, 'autism is a choice.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 11:09 AM (fA1SL)

346 326 - thanks for asking Mary Poppins, I got a city citation to clear my brush pile by tomorrow so I spent the weekend sawing & piling wood. What happen to your arm?

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 18, 2017 11:09 AM (yNyJy)

347 I have an excuse. It was staring at me out of my morning paper while I was attempting to enjoy a cup of coffee. And I was informed that it and its millions of family and friends live in my yard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2017 11:07 AM (PY9jH)



I'll allow it.


This is one of my favorite stories about the lovely Welsh language - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7702913.stm

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 11:10 AM (mf5HN)

348

My half-baked ideas are a-borning
But VIA should've given fair warning
My head it is aching
My thinker is breaking
From deep thoughts this soon in the morning

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 11:10 AM (wPiJc)

349 342. Cholmondeley = 'Chumly'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 11:10 AM (fA1SL)

350 next time I'm around any group of libs I'm going to choose to have Tourrette's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 11:10 AM (k1TUh)

351
I dunno. I'm definitely "on the spectrum" but when I was in college it never occurred to me to tie on a bandanna and go hit the College Democrats with a bicycle lock, and I think that's the general experience of A&As pre-2010.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2017 11:07 AM (3J/LN)


I don't believe it's the A&A's involved in the actual acts of violence, only the catalyst.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 11:10 AM (EgwCt)

352 VIA, I think what you are describing is the result of people thinking that "1984" was a how-to manual, rather than a work of fiction and a warning.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 11:11 AM (UoSKV)

353 but this is a version by someone who is viewing the Bible through a copious amount of acid.

Aronofsky's been playing with what he thinks are religious themes since Pi. He's, you know, horribly wrong in his interpretations though. The weird thing is that I don't think he means to be blasphemous, there's a bizarre streak of solemnity to what he does.
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Scorcese wanna be.

Posted by: simplemind at September 18, 2017 11:11 AM (IwUeE)

354 "Father."

Dadaism.

Get it?

Dada?

Father?

I slay myself.

Posted by: Marcel Duchamp at September 18, 2017 11:11 AM (ATVNj)

355
all this complaining about American Spelling - the Brits always have
half a dozen letters in their place names that never get pronounced, and
that's when the names at least try to sound like they're spelled. (You
realize that "Ralph" is pronounced "Rayff", right?)




Our British founders in Savannah: Whitemarsh Island ("Whitmarsh"), Whitefield Road ("Whitfield" -- named after the Rev. George Whitefield)


A transplant took to the local paper a few years ago to scold the locals that they didn't know how to pronounce the names. Hilarity, and a history lesson, ensued.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2017 11:11 AM (PY9jH)

356 all this complaining about American Spelling - the Brits always have half a dozen letters in their place names that never get pronounced, and that's when the names at least try to sound like they're spelled. (You realize that "Ralph" is pronounced "Rayff", right?)




Or they pronounce Anthony as An-tin-e

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2017 11:11 AM (493sH)

357 The deeds also include racial restrictions: "This lot shall be owned and occupied by people of the Caucasian race only."



I see this fairly often on deeds from the 20's and 30's

Posted by: IP at September 18, 2017 11:12 AM (UmSfZ)

358 I think the Catholic religion is great! Also the 49'ers!



Who refers to their faith as "The ______ Religion"?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 11:12 AM (lwiT4)

359 This is one of my favorite stories about the lovely Welsh language - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7702913.stm

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 11:10 AM (mf5HN)



Ahem. I think I know where you got that.

Also, Horde, look at her nic. You've apparently been awful lately. Stop that. Stop that now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017 11:12 AM (gIRsn)

360 This is one of my favorite stories about the lovely Welsh language -


I chuckled out loud.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 11:13 AM (QQ+il)

361 I see this fairly often on deeds from the 20's and 30's

Posted by: IP at September 18, 2017 11:12 AM (UmSfZ)

The town in which I live did not have any Jews or Blacks until the 1960s.

The realtors took care of the restrictions.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2017 11:14 AM (wYseH)

362 Who refers to their faith as "The ______ Religion"?


I've been known to refer to the LCMS as "The True Faith".

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 11:14 AM (QQ+il)

363
But a shorter version would be'When a person demands an action be taken, and justifies that demand with a made-up fear of inanimate objects, how does one negate the argument?
________________________

Is there money involved?

Is this a "the customer is always right" sorta' thing?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 18, 2017 11:15 AM (kKwi8)

364 *looks at NHC*

Jose has taken a swig of tequila and has gotten some macho back. So New England might get a bath.

Lee has slunked off to being a depression.

Maria is working up to be full of fury with winds of 110mph.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 11:15 AM (dphqw)

365 How about the Poudre River in CO?

Poo-dray? Pow-dray?

Nope, Poo-der.

But said out loud it sounds like pooter. Which makes me laugh and I'm not sure why.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 18, 2017 10:58 AM (ul9CR)

The terminal "e" in French (accented ones excepted!) is basically a barely-voiced "uh".

"Poo-der" is actually a not-bad rendition of the French.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2017 11:15 AM (EkNES)

366 358 I think the Catholic religion is great! Also the 49'ers!



Who refers to their faith as "The ______ Religion"?
_____________________________________

It's to differentiate from the other "Catholic" things in life.

Like, the Catholic Dating Service, Catholic Wineries, the Catholic Automobile Manufacturing Company and the Catholic Fashion Line.

Posted by: Marcel Duchamp at September 18, 2017 11:16 AM (ATVNj)

367 The realtors took care of the restrictions.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2017 11:14 AM (wYseH)
_______


Steering and redlining laws came about for good reason.

Posted by: IP at September 18, 2017 11:16 AM (UmSfZ)

368 I've been known to refer to the LCMS as "The True Faith".

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 11:14 AM (QQ+il)
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Check my nic for how the LCMS refers to me

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 18, 2017 11:16 AM (lwiT4)

369 I knew a kid growing up who had legit autism. These assholes in on college campuses do not have autism. They are totalitarians with the maturity of a psychotic 10 year old.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 18, 2017 11:16 AM (XFue2)

370
If you think English pronounciations are bad, try Irish.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2017 11:16 AM (BWL+E)

371 363. Heh.....

There are customers you just don't deal with. It's a simple matter of saying, 'we encourage you to find a vendor able to meet your needs' and then slamming the door in the jerk's face.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 11:17 AM (fA1SL)

372 IIRC, Orion, IL is pronounced "OR-ee-un". Also, Seguin Island, Maine is "SEH-gwin".

FWIW.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 18, 2017 11:17 AM (2kngh)

373 Check my nic for how the LCMS refers to me

ELCA? Or as we say: Pagans.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 11:17 AM (QQ+il)

374 father!

Posted by: Darren Aronofsky at September 18, 2017 11:17 AM (NWiLs)

375 I know a family named Pacher. Pronounced "Pa-ha"

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 18, 2017 11:17 AM (HKM9P)

376 Is there no end to the winning? Dana Milbank claims Trump is literally killing him:

http://tinyurl.com/y8b9bqdy

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2017 11:17 AM (PY9jH)

377 Who refers to their faith as "The ______ Religion"?


Ahem...

Sincerely, THE Ohio State University.

Posted by: IP at September 18, 2017 11:18 AM (UmSfZ)

378 Sorry, but Malia was under no obligation to be polite the second time.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 10:59 AM (mf5HN)

Agree. And anyone who thinks having a picture of an ex-President's daughter is somehow a big coup has to be stalker-level weird.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2017 11:18 AM (EkNES)

379 Looks like am invisible today, so back to the writing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2017 11:18 AM (dphqw)

380 The terminal "e" in French (accented ones excepted!) is basically a barely-voiced "uh".

"Poo-der" is actually a not-bad rendition of the French.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2017

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All those French town and place names in the northern tier of the country! "Cache le Poudre" = "hide the powder." "Eau Claire" = "clear water." "Terre Haute" = "high ground."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2017 11:18 AM (yrE3y)

381 ELCA? Or as we say: Pagans.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 11:17 AM (QQ+il)
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ELCA. Never let Scripture get in the way of a political movement.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2017 11:19 AM (ATVNj)

382
Who refers to their faith as "The ______ Religion"?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 18, 2017 11:12 AM (lwiT4)


It's like "The Ohio State University".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2017 11:19 AM (BWL+E)

383 Is there no end to the winning? Dana Milbank claims Trump is literally killing him:

http://tinyurl.com/y8b9bqdy

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Not tired of winning!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 18, 2017 11:19 AM (Nwg0u)

384 Aronofsky is one of the most overrated directors since M. Night Shamalamadingdong around the Unbreakable era. I have only seen Requiem for a Dream, The Wrestler, and Black Swan (and parts of Noah) but while visually interesting, his films are ultimately muddy crap. What exactly are any of them supposed to be about?

He's making movies with a moral and a lesson in them but nobody knows what the lesson is supposed to be. Of all the films I've seen, Wrestler was the only one that was of any quality, and that only because Mickey Rourke is so good. The rest are just depressing, twisted, dark nonsense. Noah was just godawful, some of the worst, most overwrought, meaningless crap ever put on celluloid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 11:19 AM (39g3+)

385 "376 Is there no end to the winning? Dana Milbank claims Trump is literally killing him:"

Trump's taking too damn long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 11:20 AM (k1TUh)

386 Ahem...

Sincerely, THE Ohio State University.
_________________________________

Ahem, ahem, ahem.

Posted by: The Bronx, The Hague and The Vatican at September 18, 2017 11:20 AM (ATVNj)

387 Where's my rabbet?

Posted by: Dado at September 18, 2017 11:20 AM (O34tS)

388
Agree. And anyone who thinks having a picture of an ex-President's daughter is somehow a big coup has to be stalker-level weird.
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I suspect the average Obama voter has some SERIOUS boundary issues.

Gonna be a long decade for the Obama girls.

Posted by: simplemind at September 18, 2017 11:20 AM (WWBpe)

389 I think I like Missus Muldoon.

She seems wise, like her husband.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 11:04 AM (EyPfd)

Vic's Wife is a treasure also. I'm so glad she drops by occasionally, but it tends to be at the end of threads and her comments get lost in the corgi-rush to new content.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 18, 2017 11:20 AM (rp9xB)

390 This is one of my favorite stories about the lovely Welsh language - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7702913.stm

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 11:10 AM


Love it!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2017 11:20 AM (p+Wdc)

391 ELCA? Or as we say: Pagans.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 11:17 AM (QQ+il)
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Nope. Evangelical Free Church with Baptist roots. The Evangelical Free Church gets its name from believers in Sweden who broke away from the State Church, which coincidentally is Lutheran. Thus "free" church.

So I sit in the back and smile and nod while contemplating my heretical state.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 18, 2017 11:21 AM (lwiT4)

392 If you think English pronounciations are bad, try Irish.

Irish spoken sounds like drunken mumbling. I'm serious its like someone is just this side of passing out, trying to find their car keys and talking to themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 11:21 AM (39g3+)

393 387 Where's my rabbet?

Posted by: Dado at September 18, 2017 11:20 AM (O34tS)
___________________________________

I saw at some joint.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2017 11:21 AM (ATVNj)

394 I knew a kid growing up who had legit autism. These assholes in on college campuses do not have autism. They are totalitarians with the maturity of a psychotic 10 year old.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe


"The spectrum" is overstretched. It seems like half the folks said to be "autistic" are simply assholes looking for an excuse, and the legit folks get caught in the crossfire. Like everything else in 2017AD, it's a s***show now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 18, 2017 11:21 AM (AM1GF)

395 ... and the Catholic Fashion Line.

Posted by: Marcel Duchamp at September 18, 2017 11:16 AM (ATVNj)


That's no longer a thing. It was responsible for too many bad habits.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 18, 2017 11:22 AM (tY6kM)

396 If you think English pronounciations are bad, try Irish.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2017 11:16 AM (BWL+E)




Years ago at a bank I worked at I did some training. I got the info on the new person to train for the upcoming week. First name Niamh. Thank God when she first walk in the office she said, Hi, I'm Neev

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2017 11:22 AM (493sH)

397 . . .I have only seen Requiem for a Dream, The Wrestler, and Black Swan (and parts of Noah) but while visually interesting, his films are ultimately muddy crap. What exactly are any of them supposed to be about?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017

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Black Swan was kind of fun because it showcased Mila Kunis. Who knew the funny little brunette from That '70s Show would turn out to be an Actress?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2017 11:22 AM (yrE3y)

398 Ahem, ahem, ahem.

Posted by: The Bronx, The Hague and The Vatican at September 18, 2017 11:20 AM


Good response, but it could have used a little more cowbell.

Posted by: The Bruce Dickinson at September 18, 2017 11:22 AM (p+Wdc)

399 374 father!
Posted by: Darren Aronofsky at September 18, 2017 11:17 AM (NWiLs)

Mother!

Posted by: Glenn Danzig at September 18, 2017 11:22 AM (XFue2)

400 IIRC, Orion, IL is pronounced "OR-ee-un". Also, Seguin Island, Maine is "SEH-gwin".

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Early morning farm report in Chicago market was from Orion (pronounced that way) Samuelson. My day could officially start. Mar SALES, IL and, of course, El-in-NOISE.

GO-thee street in Chicago is also always fun.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 18, 2017 11:23 AM (MIKMs)

401 Posted by: alexthechick - you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 09:48 AM (mf5HN)


so what's this descriptive nic I had to erase because it confused me?

and does this mean I have many boxes to fill and wrap this morning?

Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 11:23 AM (FKrah)

402 Lorne Michaels discussing his producing the Lemmy's as I like to call them. His quote...Philosophically, anyone who is in power should be questioned and that's what we do he said. He went on to say, if you seem to have a clear bias, people stop listeneing and resist the show. ......Just let Lorne's stunning sense of awareness sink in. It's almost like the PBO years never happened. He's the fucking Baghdad Bob of the entertainment industry.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2017 11:23 AM (lExSW)

403 All those French town and place names in the northern tier of the country! "Cache le Poudre" = "hide the powder." "Eau Claire" = "clear water." "Terre Haute" = "high ground."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Objection, anyone who's spent time in Terre Haute in warm weather knows it means "smells like s***".

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 18, 2017 11:24 AM (AM1GF)

404 Apparently I closed the tab before my so important comment.

Re: old deed restrictions

I was watching Auntie Mame the other day and it occurred to me that Kids These Days would not understand what it meant when the horrible family discusses the property they are buying the kids and "it's restricted" or just how much a kick in the teeth it is that Auntie Mame buys the adjacent land and turns it into a home for Jewish orphans.

Just wooooooosh right over their heads. Also woosh over their heads that deed restrictions also meant Teh Jooooos too.

I was reading a translation of a Swedish novel about what would happen if the dead returned and it was very obvious to me that there were significant cultural observations tied to locations where this occurred but it meant nothing to me, even with looking them up.

No matter how good a translation is, cultural signifiers like that really cannot be translated well.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 11:24 AM (mf5HN)

405 ELCA. Never let Scripture get in the way of a political movement.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2017 11:19 AM (ATVNj)
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The ELCA is a safe space for those people who would like to go to church, but are triggered by the cross, the Bible, or any talk of sin.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 18, 2017 11:24 AM (lwiT4)

406 Alex, the horde speaks in generalities. Bag of antlers and kill all the lawyers are two that I laugh at and take no offense of even though I'm thin and an asshole attorney. You are a specific. You are alex. Don't take offense at generalities or stereotypes.

Posted by: NCKate at September 18, 2017 11:24 AM (g7h/l)

407 I just found out that Glenn Danzig is only 5'3". I grew up thinking he was a beast.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 18, 2017 11:25 AM (XFue2)

408 391. Protestantism - if two churches are good, four are better. The only dispute - and it's a minor one - we pagans have centers around whether it is permissible to use a polymer-framed pistol when preparing to reverence an offering.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 11:25 AM (fA1SL)

409 Lorne Michaels discussing his producing the Lemmy's as I like to call them. His quote...Philosophically, anyone who is in power should be questioned and that's what we do he said. He went on to say, if you seem to have a clear bias, people stop listeneing and resist the show. ......Just let Lorne's stunning sense of awareness sink in. It's almost like the PBO years never happened. He's the fucking Baghdad Bob of the entertainment industry.
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This is why things will never get better politically.
They are blind.

Actually worse than blind. They don't know they can't see.

Posted by: simplemind at September 18, 2017 11:25 AM (ivS4c)

410 386 Ahem...
Sincerely, THE Ohio State University.
_________________________________

Ahem, ahem, ahem.
Posted by: The Bronx, The Hague and The Vatican


No need to get snippy

Posted by: The country formerly known as "THE Ukraine" at September 18, 2017 11:26 AM (sGtp+)

411 >>Philosophically, anyone who is in power should be questioned and that's what we do he said.


I'll keep that in mind the next time I see (another) mention of Kate McKinnon's Hillary tearfully singing "Alleluia" after Hillary's loss.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 11:26 AM (W+vEI)

412 The ELCA is a safe space for those people who would like to go to church, but are triggered by the cross, the Bible, or any talk of sin.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 18, 2017 11:24 AM (lwiT4)


Is the Rev a Missouri Synod guy?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 18, 2017 11:26 AM (4cPp5)

413
"The spectrum" is overstretched. It seems like half the folks said to be "autistic" are simply assholes looking for an excuse, and the legit folks get caught in the crossfire. Like everything else in 2017AD, it's a s***show now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 18, 2017 11:21 AM (AM1GF)

And the parents love the adderal. Just sayin. We had kids who's parents were constantly saying. "he lost his meds."....again. Yeah.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2017 11:27 AM (dCikz)

414 not designed to shock

Seriously? When he depicts his father as a terminal victim of lichen forearm?

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at September 18, 2017 11:27 AM (9MlEz)

415 Posted by: The country formerly known as "THE Ukraine"
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Now that's funny.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 18, 2017 11:27 AM (lwiT4)

416 406. You know how touchy those people are, anyway.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 11:27 AM (fA1SL)

417
I am not in favour of the British spelling of some words.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 11:27 AM (EgwCt)

418 Irish spoken sounds like drunken mumbling. I'm serious its like someone is just this side of passing out, trying to find their car keys and talking to themselves.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017

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Chinese -- Mandarin, I think -- sounds like the kind of "language" my brother and I made up as kids, when we were playing an adventure scenario and our characters met some "foreign people."

Heinlein had one of his characters sum up the major Earth languages thus:

Spanish: sounds like honey dripping from a jug. [Maybe Castilian does. Kitchen New World Spanish sounds more like knives clashing]

French: Sounds like a cat fight.

German: Sounds like somebody strangling.

The character didn't mention English, but I suspect to someone who hears it for the first time, it sounds like castanets clacking.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2017 11:27 AM (yrE3y)

419 408 The only dispute - and it's a minor one - we pagans have centers around whether it is permissible to use a polymer-framed pistol when preparing to reverence an offering.

That's "reverence" as in "Space Raptor But Reverence", right?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2017 11:27 AM (v3pYe)

420 I think the Catholic religion is great! Also the 49'ers!

Who refers to their faith as "The ______ Religion"?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord


You might appreciate aspects of their worship and cultural and philosophical achievements, but they are different, incompatible. They cannot affirm the 5 solas (well, maybe the last): sola fide, sola gratia, sola Christus, sola scriptura, sola Dei gloria.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2017 11:27 AM (/qEW2)

421 Is the Rev a Missouri Synod guy?


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 18, 2017 11:26 AM (4cPp5)
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Yep. He feels badly that I'm going to burn in hell. but it's out of his hands.


Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 18, 2017 11:28 AM (lwiT4)

422 ok then.
I like the painting in general if seen at a distance, howver I am bothered by the nose.

Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 11:28 AM (FKrah)

423 At least two of my houses I've owned, maybe all, have had racial deed restrictions against selling to "negroes".

My current home's subdivision restriction also prohibits caring for TB patients for pay on the premises. On the next little hill over was the city's TB sanatorium, and I guess the developers didn't want a sub-industry of that in this 'hood.

Back when GW Bush left office and bought a home in Preston Hollow, some lefties tried to fool the less experienced folks into believing that his new neighborhood was uniquely racist for having one of those old deed restrictions.

Posted by: stace at September 18, 2017 11:28 AM (QviAd)

424 al-loo-min-ee-um. And shed-ule. And miss-isle.

Posted by: Purple Haired Mini Skirt Chicks on Moonbase at September 18, 2017 11:28 AM (JO9+V)

425 Question for the Ettes. I'm seeing a lot more women (especially professional and 45 and younger) with bruised legs around the ankles and arms..... Hell just more bruises in general. I've been told it is the trend in BDSM. Is there any truth to this?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 18, 2017 11:28 AM (XFue2)

426 The ELCA is a safe space for those people who would like to go to church, but are triggered by the cross, the Bible, or any talk of sin.
___________________________________

I am an LCMS congregant. I went to church with my 83 year-old mother two weeks ago. She lives in farm country and goes to an ELCA church for no other reason than it is two miles from her house and she can't travel far.

Of course, the female pastor decided to sermonize on climate change and how it isn't a hoax because of the hurricanes.

I got up and walked to home to my mothers house rather than listen to false doctrine.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2017 11:29 AM (ATVNj)

427 raises eyebrow

Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 11:29 AM (FKrah)

428 Yep. He feels badly that I'm going to burn in hell. but it's out of his hands.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 18, 2017 11:28 AM (lwiT


Why, exactly, are you a heretic? You don't like casseroles?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 18, 2017 11:29 AM (4cPp5)

429 Nope. Evangelical Free Church with Baptist roots. The Evangelical Free Church gets its name from believers in Sweden who broke away from the State Church, which coincidentally is Lutheran. Thus "free" church.


Nice. The Free Church Movement is gaining momentum in Germany. As a side note, the LCMS has traditionally cut actually Germans a lot of slack regarding our closed communion because they never had any choice as to churches, the German State church being about as liberal as the ELCA with which we are obviously not in communion, but we may end up tightening up on that now that there is a choice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 11:30 AM (QQ+il)

430 What is with people and that Alleluia song? Is it just a hymn for people who don't actually have faith or something? Its like one of those praise choruses from the 80s with zero actual Christian content but vaguely spiritual enough that eager, but less-than-discerning worship leaders would want to sing it every Sunday.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 11:30 AM (39g3+)

431 Question for the Ettes. I'm seeing a lot more women (especially professional and 45 and younger) with bruised legs around the ankles and arms..... Hell just more bruises in general. I've been told it is the trend in BDSM. Is there any truth to this?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe
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Well that's a not very subtle approach . . .

Posted by: a million ette's crying out at September 18, 2017 11:31 AM (m4rSm)

432 Painting looks like the most interesting man in the world from his retirement home somewhere in the future.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2017 11:31 AM (aMlLZ)

433 Maxine Waters sure has a hard-on for Jeff Sessions for some reason. She's tweeting more bile and filth his way this morning.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 11:31 AM (vg8iE)

434 Why, exactly, are you a heretic? You don't like casseroles?


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 18, 2017 11:29 AM (4cPp5)
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Can't do jello. Carbs.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 18, 2017 11:31 AM (lwiT4)

435 Actually worse than blind. They don't know they can't see.
Posted by: simplemind at September 18, 2017 11:25 AM .......They live in a bubble. They think their tantrums help. Maybe they are therapeutic but at some point they harm their cause more then help. Kind of like Leo Dicapshit lecturing me on global warming. I am getting to this point rapidly with the NFL too. Shove your protest up your ass. I'll keep my money and do more productive things.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2017 11:31 AM (lExSW)

436 428 Yep. He feels badly that I'm going to burn in hell. but it's out of his hands.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 18, 2017 11:28 AM (lwiT

Why, exactly, are you a heretic? You don't like casseroles?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 18, 2017 11:29 AM (4cPp5)

She doesn't put marshmallows on the sweet potato casserole.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2017 11:32 AM (dCikz)

437 What is with people and that Alleluia song? Is it just a hymn for people who don't actually have faith or something? Its like one of those praise choruses from the 80s with zero actual Christian content but vaguely spiritual enough that eager, but less-than-discerning worship leaders would want to sing it every Sunday.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 11:30 AM (39g3+)


Some Christian guy rewrote the lyrics to make an explicitly Christian version.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 18, 2017 11:32 AM (4cPp5)

438 alright i'm warming up to implement penii chat.

penii-penii-penii

because why not

Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 11:32 AM (FKrah)

439 Why, exactly, are you a heretic? You don't like casseroles?
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Its the stuff they put in jello. And frankly I can't blame her.

Posted by: marty luther at September 18, 2017 11:32 AM (cEmRK)

440 because why not

Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 11:32 AM (FKrah)

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Yes....why not, Willow?

Posted by: Pot at September 18, 2017 11:32 AM (vg8iE)

441 not a big casserole fan.
I like chicken and beef unadulterated

Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 11:33 AM (FKrah)

442 Maxine Waters sure has a hard-on for Jeff Sessions for some reason. She's tweeting more bile and filth his way this morning.
Posted by: bicentennialguy



Who lit the string on her tampon?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 11:33 AM (YxTUV)

443 pot, just saying.

Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 11:33 AM (FKrah)

444 Yeah the "autistic spectrum" is being used to envelop everyone who isn't socially outgoing, like The Blob swallowing up anyone nearby and getting bigger. Its ridiculous, but the trend is clear: psychology is on its way to declaring people who aren't social butterflies to be at least slightly insane.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 11:33 AM (39g3+)

445 425. If so, they're doing it wrong. Just sayin.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 11:34 AM (fA1SL)

446 willow - nood. get a head start.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2017 11:34 AM (7n4KQ)

447 sighs..

Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 11:34 AM (FKrah)

448 Objection, anyone who's spent time in Terre Haute in warm weather knows it means "smells like s***".

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone


Say that again and we'll Terre Haute your throat.

Posted by: Terre Haute tourism board at September 18, 2017 11:34 AM (/qEW2)

449 441 not a big casserole fan.
I like chicken and beef unadulterated

Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 11:33 AM (FKrah)

Chicken and beef can't cheat on each other?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2017 11:34 AM (dCikz)

450 ty roy.

Posted by: willow at September 18, 2017 11:34 AM (FKrah)

451 I think willow is trying to change her reputation from Destroyer of Threads to full on Hordette.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2017 11:34 AM (GuzcK)

452
She doesn't put marshmallows on the sweet potato casserole.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2017 11:32 AM (dCikz)


Unbeliever! Cast her into outer darkness!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2017 11:34 AM (MLfDH)

453 I like chicken and beef unadulterated
Posted by: willow

Up to them if the chickens an cows commit adultery. Who am I to judge?

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2017 11:35 AM (5B8Xd)

454 Back when GW Bush left office and bought a home in
Preston Hollow, some lefties tried to fool the less experienced folks
into believing that his new neighborhood was uniquely racist for having
one of those old deed restrictions.

Posted by: stace at September 18, 2017 11:28 AM


I think Rehnquist had a restrictive covenant on one of his properties. Our Civ Pro prof, who certainly knew it was meaningless, announced that to a class of 1Ls in a tone of voice that all but said "see what a racist scumbag this guy is". And that was the general reaction of the section, too. I couldn't stand that raving lefty. Even my communist Con Law II prof wasn't as obnoxious.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2017 11:35 AM (p+Wdc)

455 Question for the Ettes. I'm seeing a lot more women (especially professional and 45 and younger) with bruised legs around the ankles and arms..... Hell just more bruises in general. I've been told it is the trend in BDSM. Is there any truth to this?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe
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Well that's a not very subtle approach . . .
Posted by: a million ette's crying out at September 18, 2017 11:31 AM (m4rSm)

After I was informed of this it clicked that bruises around the ankles and wrists probably did not come from playing with children, which I had always assumed.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 18, 2017 11:35 AM (XFue2)

456 Maxine Waters sure has a hard-on for Jeff Sessions for some reason.

Given her almost astonishing level of corruption, maybe its a preemptive strike.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 11:35 AM (39g3+)

457 The country formerly known as "THE Ukraine"

The Bronx, The Hague and The Vatican.

THE Ohio State University.

_________________________________

Blow me.

Posted by: The Clap at September 18, 2017 11:35 AM (ATVNj)

458
Catholics and Jews have Religions. Protestants just have denominations.

(just joking, no disparagement intended)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2017 11:35 AM (BWL+E)

459
451 I think willow is trying to change her reputation from Destroyer of Threads to full on Hordette.
Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2017 11:34 AM (GuzcK)


Is she prepared to accept the "bluebell challenge" - prison time or get out?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2017 11:36 AM (MLfDH)

460 Primus Primate

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 11:36 AM (QQ+il)

461 In MN they are called Hotdish. Yea it's not a word, but it's a thing here. Not sure why but you know someone is not from here if they refer to it as casserole.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2017 11:36 AM (lExSW)

462
Who lit the string on her tampon?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 11:33 AM (YxTUV)

I'm LMAO. Im a bad person. And you rick...I can't even.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2017 11:36 AM (dCikz)

463 Maxine Waters sure has a hard-on for Jeff Sessions for some reason. She's tweeting more bile and filth his way this morning.
Posted by: bicentennialguy



Who lit the string on her tampon?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 11:33 AM (YxTUV)


I think she is a few centuries too old to even need them.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2017 11:36 AM (aMlLZ)

464 She doesn't put marshmallows on the sweet potato casserole.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2017 11:32 AM (dCikz)

I'm good with marshmallows or pecan topping on sweet potato casserole. I'm ecumenical like that.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:37 AM (NWiLs)

465 Alex, the horde speaks in generalities. Bag of antlers and kill all the lawyers are two that I laugh at and take no offense of even though I'm thin and an asshole attorney. You are a specific. You are alex. Don't take offense at generalities or stereotypes.
Posted by: NCKate at September 18, 2017 11:24 AM (g7h/l)



Yeah, see, here's the thing with that.

There is a subset of the Horde that decides to haul The Gays into more or less every thread and then to go off, in loving detail, about how 99% of lesbians are fat and ugly and that's because they are purposefully making themselves physically repugnant to men; how bisexuals don't really exist (someone really really really needs to share that with my student loan holder) and how anyone who is queer was molested.

And then there's the flat out statements about how people who are queer are pedophiles. Pedophiles. Yeah, see, those in the Horde who delight in doing this, and I am using delight for a very particular reason and I intend, in every way, the implications of frissions of pleasure, do not then get to turn around and claim that oh we aren't calling *you* a pedophile.

Uh. Huh.

I stay out of any thread about anything touching on "gay rights" because I know what will be said and I am responsible for my own mental health.

Last week? Yeah. The faggots are fat, ugly, sexually abused pedophiles brigade decided to start up their merry discussions in multiple threads.

I cried.

Then this morning, Sefton decided to make an utterly fucking stupid comment out of nowhere and I'm done. Sefton, if you are reading this, I am actually furious that you did that. There was no call or cause for it and it was a slap in my face that was undeserved.

I'm done being the better person. I'm done gritting my teeth and telling myself the lie that it's generalities.

I will repeat what I said this morning to Sefton, if the Horde wants to bait, then you better be prepared for what you catch.

I'm not the better person. And I will be damned if I put up with being inferred to be a pedophile for one more second.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 11:37 AM (mf5HN)

466 "But VIA should've given fair warning
My head it is aching "

Sorry.

I tend to put great faith in the wisdom of the Horde.

And am never afraid to ask for insight or thoughts.


and I am really getting tired of being on the backside of these cultural assaults, and am seeking ways to negate or weaken them using rational and intelligent argument.


And on that note, I offer you...

Star Spangled Banner vs Rap Lyrics.

Which should we condemn, and which should we elevate for their meaning in our culture?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 11:37 AM (EyPfd)

467 Unadulterated is the new organic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2017 11:37 AM (dCikz)

468 433 Maxine Waters sure has a hard-on for Jeff Sessions for some reason. She's tweeting more bile and filth his way this morning.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2017 11:31 AM (vg8iE)


I would censure her but, as you know, I'm a pussy.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 18, 2017 11:38 AM (mcI77)

469 Orion is a city in Illinois? Maybe that's why Obama pronounced Orion incorrectly when he was addressing a room of Astro scientists / astronomers.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 11:38 AM (zO1cf)

470 Is that Harambe on the NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 11:39 AM (EyPfd)

471 Orion is a city in Illinois? Maybe that's why Obama pronounced Orion incorrectly when he was addressing a room of Astro scientists / astronomers.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 11:38 AM (zO1cf)



That was just because he's an idiot

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2017 11:39 AM (493sH)

472 a room of Astro scientists / astronomers.

__________________________________

The Corpse of Astro Scientists and Astronomers?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2017 11:40 AM (ATVNj)

473 Why, exactly, are you a heretic? You don't like casseroles?


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September




You know, casseroles should be the ideal food. You have all the delicious goodnes of a bunch of stuff mixed together and baked, unified by the delicious goodness of cheese. The problem is there are lots of poorly made casseroles. Someone that know how to cook should do a really good casserole cookbook.

By really good I do not mean some casserole that you remember fondly because the only person that ever loved or really liked you used to make it and serve it to you on special occasions, but really well thought out using high quality ingredients.

Macaroni and cheese, not even with lobster, does not count.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 11:40 AM (0wem/)

474 My bad. Obama was addressing people at a clean energy conference and one on the participants was from Orion corp. he kept mispronouncing their name.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 11:41 AM (zO1cf)

475 I think father is passing gas in that portrait.

So, whatever you do, don't pull his finger, even if he asks you to.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2017 11:41 AM (ATVNj)

476 And I will be damned if I put up with being inferred to be a pedophile for one more second.

Posted by: alexthechick
==========
I imagine this is how catholic priest's must feel everytime the media trots out clergy sex abuse stuff. Its real, it happened (s), but its a small percentage.

A lot of crosses to carry in this life and its striking sometime to look around and see who is carry the same one as you . . .

Posted by: Hmm. at September 18, 2017 11:42 AM (sFT7P)

477 Who lit the string on her tampon?

Posted by: rickb223 at September




Yeesh, that was really funny. More funny is necessary.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 11:44 AM (0wem/)

478 I'm not the better person. And I will be damned if I put up with being inferred to be a pedophile for one more second.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 11:37 AM (mf5HN)


That is how you push back. You are a Treasure!
(no I am not sucking up - already have a one-use fireproof suit reward from previous sucking up)

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2017 11:45 AM (JO9+V)

479 In MN they are called Hotdish. Yea it's not a word, but it's a thing here. Not sure why but you know someone is not from here if they refer to it as casserole.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September




Well, in the outer districts of Minnesota hotdish is the word. In the more sophisticated city they are called casseroles.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 11:46 AM (0wem/)

480 That is how you push back. You are a Treasure!
(no I am not sucking up - already have a one-use fireproof suit reward from previous sucking up)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September




Meh, not so much a push back as a screed. Nothing to convince anyone they are wrong. Really only a warning that there is going to be lots of yelling because she doesn't like what others are saying.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 11:48 AM (0wem/)

481 Alex, you are in fact the better person. And 90% of the horde or better would be the better people. Specific. team alex

Posted by: NCKate at September 18, 2017 11:55 AM (g7h/l)

482 Meh, not so much a push back as a screed. Nothing to convince anyone they are wrong. Really only a warning that there is going to be lots of yelling because she doesn't like what others are saying.


I'll try this. It's wrong for assholes to constantly drag fag-hate into threads and roll around in it.

Convince anyone? OK, it's not accurate that most lesbians were abused, nor that they are abusers, nor that there's a PC coverup of their domestic violence which is so much more horrific than normal people's, nor that lesbian couple stop having sex after six months because really they just want dick, nor that they're lesbians because they're ugly and can't get men, nor most of the other malarkey that has been trotted out in the last week.

I could try to point-by-point "convince" anyone of all of the above, but the people who cling to that thinking are not interested in persuasion. It's just a delightful hobby for some to say "look how awful those lesbians are".

Now, we shouldn't do that just because we should be a polite people. Polite people do not gratuitously hurt others' feelings.

There was a thing this weekend too where people were throwing around the word Latrina, which turned out to mean what it sounds like. Gee, I guess if n*gger is banned we can have fun with another slur.

Stupid homophobia is stupid, even if SJWs throw around the term homophobia and you don't like SJWs. Stupid racism is stupid as well.

People are being stupid and hurtful on purpose and saying "oh you just didn't convince me to not be stupid and hurtful".

There are words for such people, many words, and they are unflattering.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017 11:57 AM (gIRsn)

483 Must have got caught in one of those crazy color powder throwing events all the rage with the kids.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 18, 2017 11:58 AM (e1mEI)

484 I don't think of Favre as Franco-American, but as Redneck-American.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 18, 2017 12:03 PM (ZM2xo)

485 Speaking of Packers, in a blatant attempt to try to get more Brewers fans than Cubs fans to Miller Park on Thursday Donald Driver will be signing books there.

Grammie, since you are possibly the only person in the state, or perhaps the universe who is both a Cubs and a Packers fan that seems tailor-made for you.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 18, 2017 12:07 PM (ZM2xo)

486
The deed on homeowner John Williford's 75-year-old Myers Park house includes restrictions written by the original developers geared to preserve the parklike feel of the neighborhood. The deeds also include racial restrictions: "This lot shall be owned and occupied by people of the Caucasian race only."


http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=122484215

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 11:06 AM (EgwCt)







The same racial covenants are surprisingly common in deeds nationwide. But they're now moot under current law in virtually every state (I'll bet that Hawaii's got racial covenants that ARE enforced, except they're to restrict ownership strictly to Hawaiian ancestry).

Nixon was criticized in the '72 campaign for having those racial land ownership covenants in the deeds for his property. Except that they were relics that even then were moot, and he knew it. But since they were moot, he never considered having the deed amended, figuring that it was a waste of money.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2017 12:10 PM (veoSD)

487 Alex, do what you have to for your mental health, obviously. But know you are loved by the 90% of people here smart enough to not work in gross generalizations.

My sis is a transman. You probably understand better than most what I feel when uncivil commenters paint all trans, which would include her, with the same broad brush of intolerance. Not every trans person is Chelsea Manning levels of traitorous deranged crazy. People in the Horde have met my sis in person, and were wonderful to her. So I have faith in the general goodness of the Horde, and hope some of the worst is just people keystroke raging.

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2017 12:13 PM (hvf9s)

488 Also, art related, I don't think I've seen DuChamp's paintings before! Thanks for exposing me to this CBD. Wish he had done more of this and not the dumb Fountain stuff he got famous for. I love Chagall, the use of color and line has a similar fee,l, maybe that's why this intrigues me.

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2017 12:15 PM (hvf9s)

489 465---I will repeat what I said this morning to Sefton, if the Horde wants to bait, then you better be prepared for what you catch.

I'm not the better person. And I will be damned if I put up with being inferred to be a pedophile for one more second.
Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 11:37 AM (mf5HN)
--------------------------------------
Preach it.

I don't want people to walk on eggshells and I cut a whole lot of slack for these things but I'm done with the overt and truly bigoted (ignorant) cracks about "Hispanics."

Yesterday an otherwise bright and cordial poster referred to a crew of HS cheerleaders he glimpsed on TV as "Latrinas." Ha, ha, ha. Now, he may not know that calling a woman a "letrina" in Spanish is to say she's not worth more than a deposit of sh*t, but of course he's making a play on the English "latrine." Ha, ha, ha.
He doesn't know anything about these girls. There was no political context. Yet he calls them "sh*tholes."

Yeah. I'm done with that kind of thing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 18, 2017 12:18 PM (0jtPF)

490 My sis is a transman.

Posted by: LizLem


The one I met at a NY MoMe a couple of years ago, or another? (I think I've told you I quite liked the one I met).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017 12:19 PM (gIRsn)

491 My sis is a transman.

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2017 12:13 PM (hvf9s)

She was fun at the Moron Meet-up a few years ago. I was glad you pointed her in our direction.

No idea about the other stuff, and don't really care too much.

You have touched on the evil of viewing people...unique individuals...through the lens of pressure groups and "communities."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2017 12:30 PM (wYseH)

492 There is a subset of the Horde that decides to haul The Gays into more
or less every thread and then to go off, in loving detail, about how 99%
of lesbians are fat and ugly and that's because they are purposefully
making themselves physically repugnant to men; how bisexuals don't
really exist (someone really really really needs to share that with my
student loan holder) and how anyone who is queer was molested.

Posted by: alexthechick - yup, fasto, ugly, victim, pedophile, lefty, you pegged it Horde at September 18, 2017 11:37 AM (mf5HN)

=====================================


Oh Alex! Oh, I hope that maybe you'll come back and catch this, obviously at the end of a dead thread.


I am so so sorry - I am guilty of saying some of those things myself, not thinking of how hurtful they sound. Oh dear. The last thing on earth I want to do is cause you pain.


The reason I said that sometimes lesbians dress in a way so as to not attract men, because they've been hurt by men, is out of my own personal experiences with about a dozen or so lesbians who have told their stories to me. Obviously I see now that my sample is skewed, because these are women who voluntarily came for some kind of help dealing with their past.


My intent was to maybe help others to see there might be reasons below the surface, and to not judge, because there might be pain in there. I did a piss poor job of conveying that, and am heartily sorry that it went all whackadoo, between my brain and the blog.


Please club me over the head. Send spiders if necessary. Love you.


~~ grammie


Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 18, 2017 12:40 PM (lwiT4)

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