Supercut of Hillary Clinton Explaining That, If You Think About It, She Really Won the Election

A charmless human-shaped mass of ego and neediness.

Posted by: Ace at 02:24 PM

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1

Politics is show biz for ugly people.

Explains it all.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 02:26 PM (NyJwR)

2 "I won" seriously?

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at September 15, 2017 02:26 PM (IIOyJ)

3 DIAF, PIAPS.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM (tbOMB)

4 She is such a qualified candidate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM (ycWCI)

5 Doesn't Trump win the popular vote too if you get rid of California?

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM (cAnNx)

6

Ecce Naturalfake Primus.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM (NyJwR)

7 Civics must not be her strong suit.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM (jxbfJ)

8 Look how happy those harridans seem just because Hillary is there. Nauseating.

Posted by: Ostar at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM (gc83Y)

9 If you think about it, I'm really 5 foot 9 and weigh 127 pounds.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM (dEQP3)

10 This is why the react so violently and/or hysterically when they don't win elections -- they delude themselves that they did in fact win.

We all hated Obama's election and re-election -- but we didn't deny that it happened.

These freaks do -- they did it with Gore, they did it with Kerry and now they're doing it with Hillary.

Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM (lZaEn)

11 If you think about it, Hitler won WWII

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 02:28 PM (7ZVPa)

12 5 Doesn't Trump win the popular vote too if you get rid of California?
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM (cAnNx)

'Get rid of'?

*shifty eyes*

We'll need a bit more ammo...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 15, 2017 02:28 PM (ycWCI)

13 8 Look how happy those harridans seem just because Hillary is there. Nauseating.
Posted by: Ostar at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM (gc83Y)

Batshit crazy surrounded by, you guessed it, batshit crazies

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 15, 2017 02:28 PM (jxbfJ)

14 Why it's like they're fans or something.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2017 02:28 PM (9xpg1)

15 If you think about it, Japan was the winner of the atomic bomb contest.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 02:28 PM (7ZVPa)

16 If you think about it, the Soviets won the Cold War.

Wait ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 02:29 PM (QQ+il)

17 What different at this point does it make, if you think about it?

Posted by: Roy at September 15, 2017 02:29 PM (7n4KQ)

18 Think about how delusional you need to be in order to accept the premise she really won.

These people really are. It well.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2017 02:29 PM (9xpg1)

19 I wish Hillary wouldn't embarrass me so much.

Hillary you lost a few times. Take what you have left and grow up . Try to take this time to be a better person.
You are embarrassing me!

Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 02:29 PM (FKrah)

20 ence

Posted by: Roy at September 15, 2017 02:29 PM (7n4KQ)

21 9 If you think about it, I'm really 5 foot 9 and weigh 127 pounds.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM (dEQP3)

Well you're 5'9 when we tie this baloon to your wrist.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:29 PM (cAnNx)

22 Keep whine Hills, the universal contempt is rising.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 15, 2017 02:29 PM (nBr1j)

23 Weird that this post follows the red pill post. Hillz could use one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 02:29 PM (x4XMF)

24
If you really think about..... I won Ghettysburg.

~Robert E Lee

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2017 02:29 PM (8XRCm)

25 Yeah, still gonna be here for awhile on this hurricane relief project. But Pedo Island will rebuild and be better than ever!

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at September 15, 2017 02:29 PM (O5Q3r)

26 Doesn't Trump win the popular vote too if you get rid of California?

*belch*

Posted by: San Andreas Fault at September 15, 2017 02:30 PM (TppKb)

27 9 If you think about it, I'm really 5 foot 9 and weigh 127 pounds.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM (dEQP3)

tall boots?

Posted by: Roy at September 15, 2017 02:30 PM (7n4KQ)

28 She won the participation trophy.

Posted by: Aunt Luna's phone at September 15, 2017 02:30 PM (JMH3U)

29
Well you're 5'9 when we tie this baloon to your wrist.
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:29 PM (cAnNx)

This is a fair point.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 15, 2017 02:30 PM (dEQP3)

30 Hillary! should be used as a warning to teach kids about abuse of prescription drugs and alcohol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 15, 2017 02:30 PM (ycWCI)

31 Did she bark? Cuz I think she's hot when she barks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 02:30 PM (Mouru)

32 You go girl.

You go.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 15, 2017 02:31 PM (2wRtc)

33 Also why is the harridan on the left wearing a decapitated stick man pin?

Posted by: alexthechick at September 15, 2017 02:31 PM (dEQP3)

34 Empress Hillaria I demands your prostrate obedience peasant.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2017 02:31 PM (hLRSq)

35 This video is unusually arousing in a way that one would never think The View + Hillary could ever really be.

fapfapfapfapfapfap

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 15, 2017 02:31 PM (UUvSq)

36 If you think about it, Custer wiped the floor with those Sioux

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 02:31 PM (7ZVPa)

37 Why isn't she 50 miles out into space, we might ask.

Posted by: fluffy at September 15, 2017 02:31 PM (U0v/A)

38 I showed that iceberg that the Titanic was not to be trifled with!

Posted by: Capt. Edward Smith, White Star Lines at September 15, 2017 02:31 PM (Mouru)

39 TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 15, 2017 02:31 PM (O5Q3r)

40 This is how she comforts herself every dang day...and will do so for the rest of her life. If, if, if, if, if. The only result that counts is the electoral vote counts on election day, Hillz.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 02:31 PM (W+vEI)

41 BTW, I never noticed that big ass overbite in profile. I bet that's why she tries so hard to never smile.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 15, 2017 02:31 PM (UUvSq)

42 Nevertheless, she persisted

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 15, 2017 02:31 PM (/M6Zb)

43 "A charmless human-shaped mass of ego and neediness."

Which one?

Posted by: AMartel at September 15, 2017 02:31 PM (WWgnZ)

44 Hillz has rejected your reality and substituted Hillareality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 02:31 PM (x4XMF)

45 You guys are being mean.

Posted by: An actual harridan at September 15, 2017 02:31 PM (7n4KQ)

46 Sweet Baby Jesus on a bicycle, but that was close.

Posted by: Cleophus James at September 15, 2017 02:32 PM (r3FhC)

47 5 Doesn't Trump win the popular vote too if you get rid of California?
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM (cAnNx)

****************************

I tell the asshats who talk about the popular vote that Trump *did* win the popular vote in 30 states for a total of 306 electoral votes, which is how the elections of our constitutional republic work.

Hillary meanwhile only won the popular vote in 20 states to garner the lowest number of electoral votes (232) of any Democrat since Dukakis.

Boy do the libs hiss like vampires in sunlight when you tell them that.

Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at September 15, 2017 02:32 PM (lZaEn)

48
If you think about it... she will never be President.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 15, 2017 02:32 PM (EgwCt)

49 If you think about it, the French knights really won at Agincourt.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 02:32 PM (7ZVPa)

50 Without watching the vid I assume she's talking about the fraudulent popular vote. Maybe she can become President of Socialist State Of California if the secede. ( reality says she would lose there also)

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 02:32 PM (TrOGC)

51

Pitiful.

Even after losing, she still doesn't understand how American elections are run.

This American-Civics-Ignorant Harridan was the best candidate the Dims could run?

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 02:32 PM (NyJwR)

52 Why isn't she 50 miles out into space, we might ask.

You're not the only one asking, of course....

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton, 42nd President of the United States of America at September 15, 2017 02:32 PM (TppKb)

53 soon as that bitch comes clean on what happened to 30,000 e-mails, maybe i'll listen. i don't have to listen to joy behar knobbing her dick.

Posted by: chavez the incognito at September 15, 2017 02:33 PM (KP5rU)

54 Say my name!

Posted by: fluffy at September 15, 2017 02:33 PM (U0v/A)

55 No we won......I guess..

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 15, 2017 02:33 PM (nQHw/)

56 What do you think is the coffee cup in front of her?

Grey Goose or Ketel One?

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:33 PM (cAnNx)

57 Doesn't Trump win the popular vote too if you get rid of California?

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM (cAnNx)

Trump wins if you get rid of 4 cities and/or illegals.

I think it was:

Screw York City

Shitcago

Smell A

Scum Francisco

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 02:33 PM (Jcg9Q)

58 I don't know of anyone who wants to think about it.

Posted by: Roy at September 15, 2017 02:33 PM (7n4KQ)

59 aNd wHY am I nOT uP By 50 pOInTS? yOU MiGHt aSk?

Posted by: A HillaryCom Production at September 15, 2017 02:33 PM (2wRtc)

60 Hillary! Will never be president. If you think about it.

Or even if you refuse to think about it.

Posted by: Lily (formerly from HotAir now from AoSHQ) assassin in the night at September 15, 2017 02:33 PM (NmOzz)

61 she still doesn't understand how American elections are run.

--

Her interpretation of the novel 1984 isn't so hot, either.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (7ZVPa)

62 If you think about it, I'm really 5 foot 9 and weigh 127 pounds.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM (dEQP3)

tall boots?
Posted by: Roy

Laying down on her back.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (NLny5)

63
Well you're 5'9 when we tie this baloon to your wrist.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:29 PM (cAnNx)

I now have the vision of an incredibly small, cussing, spitfire of a person with a bunch of Disney princess balloons tied about her waist slowly rising up into the air....

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (hLRSq)

64 45 You guys are being mean.
Posted by: An actual harridan

Butt out, sister.

Posted by: an actual harpy at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (gIRsn)

65 If you think about it, the French knights really won at Agincourt.

If you think about it, Dachau's a really nice place to spend a summer.

Posted by: Strength Through Joy, Bavarian Chapter at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (TppKb)

66 "What's she going on about now?"

"She doing the she won thing again *rolls eyes*"

"Did you give her the pills?"

"Yep. Slipped them into her vodka."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (4ErVI)

67 Silly little bubble they live in.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (nQHw/)

68 Remember Al Gore going around talking about how he's the former next president of the united states and talking as if he'd reaaally double secret won but that evil Bush stole it all from him?

Truly pathetic people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (39g3+)

69 Hillary's most appealing quality is drunkeness. If and when she sobers up absolutely everybody, including lefties, would detest her.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (nBr1j)

70 If you think about it, we won the Super Bowl.

Posted by: 2017 Atlanta Falcons at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (326rv)

71 I also like that Hillary is reduced to drinking out of The View cups.

Victory tour, bitches.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (UUvSq)

72 Why, you may ask, am I not up by 137 points?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (9TK8E)

73 Again with the Chairman Mao wardrobe appropriation. Sheesh, the Intergalactic Supreme Overlord boutique must have been closed.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (gffNb)

74 I had the most men at Alesia!

Caesar is just a poseur!

Posted by: Vercingetorix at September 15, 2017 02:35 PM (ycWCI)

75 Whoops. There wasn't supposed to be a comma in there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 15, 2017 02:35 PM (UUvSq)

76 People watch this.

People. They watch.

Regularly.

eww

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 15, 2017 02:35 PM (2wRtc)

77 If you think about it, I'm really 5 foot 9 and weigh 127 pounds.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM (dEQP3)

Well you're 5'9 when we tie this baloon to your wrist.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:29 PM (cAnNx)

4 foot 9 of that was the ladder.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 02:35 PM (Jcg9Q)

78 #39 TURNTHEMACHINESBACKON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPZn4rbiB8g

Do you know who I am?

Posted by: AMartel at September 15, 2017 02:35 PM (WWgnZ)

79 With that much money, I'd be retired and living on a beach. With her, it's misery loves company.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 15, 2017 02:35 PM (12Vsr)

80 You guys are being mean.

---

Ha. This is us in a good mood on a Friday afternoon.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 15, 2017 02:35 PM (UUvSq)

81 Well you're 5'9 when we tie this baloon to your wrist.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:29 PM (cAnNx)

I now have the vision of an incredibly small, cussing, spitfire of a person with a bunch of Disney princess balloons tied about her waist slowly rising up into the air....
Posted by: *Mikey NTH

Gives Morons someone to loop up to......especially if she's wearing a skirt.

Posted by: You were all thinking it at September 15, 2017 02:35 PM (326rv)

82 Does Al Gore still introduce himself as the legally elected president (or some other cutesy phrasing) as he did for years after Bush beat him?

It's pathetic.

I think this haunts her more than a landslide would have. She was sooooooo close that a tiny move somewhere (visiting WI, more GOTV peeps in PA) just might have made the difference. Just one bad decision, decisions she has been ruminating on for 10 months that she can't undo.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 02:35 PM (W+vEI)

83 I won

Posted by: Emperor Hirohito at September 15, 2017 02:35 PM (IqV8l)

84 Good God that show is a convention of ugly stupid women.

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 02:36 PM (rmVvL)

85 I also like that Hillary is reduced to drinking out of The View cups.

Guarantee it ain't water she's drinking, though.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 15, 2017 02:36 PM (AM1GF)

86 Wish someone would bring up her husband. Didn't he lose popular vote twice?

Love to see her verbal gymnastics on that one.

She's becoming a rather pathetic figure.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 02:36 PM (VHwfF)

87 She has big tells of lying when she says it, especially averting eye contact. But then, she always lies. Even when she does not have to.

That said, what a revolting person she is. The shrillness of her voice, the cackle, the forced congeniality. Putting aside politics, I cannot fathom being forced to suffer the harpy as President. ~shudder~

Posted by: oddnot is fed up at September 15, 2017 02:36 PM (g1MTt)

88 Bbbut my dark and tenebrous mutterings were so hopeful! - Hillz

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 02:36 PM (HtLSE)

89 ...why does she think Comey hurt her?

And why does she trust the polls that said she was going to win? Clearly they were wrong.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 02:36 PM (wmaTe)

90 If you think about it, I'm really 5 foot 9 and weigh 127 pounds.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 15, 2017 02:27 PM

---

In all honesty, I'm pretty sure that's how most of us think about it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 15, 2017 02:36 PM (UUvSq)

91 If you think about it, Sonobi is a wonderful add that fits the blog borders perfectly.

Posted by: Aunt Luna's phone at September 15, 2017 02:36 PM (JMH3U)

92 You won, huh?

Then why are you sitting up there next to Satan's whore and not in the Oval Office?

Is it maybe because....you fucking lost?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 02:36 PM (vg8iE)

93 I now have the vision of an incredibly small, cussing, spitfire of a person with a bunch of Disney princess balloons tied about her waist slowly rising up into the air....

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (hLRSq)

Be sure to get string long enough so she can't pop them herself.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:36 PM (cAnNx)

94 73 Again with the Chairman Mao wardrobe appropriation. Sheesh, the Intergalactic Supreme Overlord boutique must have been closed.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (gffNb)

Well, when you have the figure of a pear, I am assuming clothes choices are slim pickings.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 15, 2017 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

95 Two girls one cup?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 15, 2017 02:37 PM (tbOMB)

96 You know who else lived in a bubble bunker and believed he actually won?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 15, 2017 02:37 PM (2wRtc)

97 Laying down on her back.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (NLny5)

------

How I envison the Empress.

http://tinyurl.com/o96pgz4

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2017 02:37 PM (8XRCm)

98 I now have the vision of an incredibly small, cussing, spitfire of a person with a bunch of Disney princess balloons tied about her waist slowly rising up into the air....
Posted by: *Mikey NTH

Gives Morons someone to loop up to......especially if she's wearing a skirt.

Posted by: You were all thinking it

Don't kid yourself. It's just how she gets a better vantage point to direct the Ravage.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 15, 2017 02:37 PM (AM1GF)

99 Will someone PLEASE get her a fucking service animal.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 02:37 PM (O5Q3r)

100 86 Wish someone would bring up her husband. Didn't he lose popular vote twice?

Love to see her verbal gymnastics on that one.

She's becoming a rather pathetic figure.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 02:36 PM (VHwfF)

He won with highest percentage of the vote but that percentage never reached 50%.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 02:38 PM (TrOGC)

101 Hopefully Hillary and the rest of the left keeps "if you really think about it winning" so much they gets sick of it.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 02:38 PM (GQn43)

102 If you think about it, I successfully jumped the Snake River

Posted by: Evel Kenivel at September 15, 2017 02:38 PM (7ZVPa)

103 Things that Hillary Clinton has NOT blamed for her loss to Donald Trump:

126. The Mars Rover
127. Dolphins
128. Faulty airbags
129. The Ronco Pocket Fisherman
130. Hellenistic influences in Latin culture
131. General relativity
132. Nixon
133. The Star Wars Expanded Universe
134. Heiroglyphics
135. The Keck Telescope
136. Childhood obesity
137. Alar
138. The Zodiac killer

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 02:38 PM (Mouru)

104 Technically the Indians won the world series last year because they were up 3:1 at one point.

Technically, Germany won WW2 because they won so many battles so fast.

Technically, China wins every gold medal at the olympics, because they have so many people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 02:38 PM (39g3+)

105 The delusion is strong with this one.

Posted by: WisRich at September 15, 2017 02:38 PM (G0vdT)

106 Will someone PLEASE get her a fucking service animal.

Posted by: tu3031

Reporting for duty!

Posted by: Face-Sized Service Spider at September 15, 2017 02:39 PM (AM1GF)

107 99 Will someone PLEASE get her a fucking service animal.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 02:37 PM (O5Q3r)

I would never subject a dog to THAT.

Maybe a pet rat?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 15, 2017 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

108 He won with highest percentage of the vote but that percentage never reached 50%.

Which means he lost the popular vote. The fact that the popular vote was divided between two candidates doesn't mean he somehow didn't get a minority.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 02:39 PM (39g3+)

109 Is 5' 9" the shoulder height of the slaves carrying the throne?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 15, 2017 02:39 PM (rJ2ox)

110
Of course you won Hillary. And she should run again in 2020. Third time is a charm. And if that doesn't work 2024

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 02:39 PM (493sH)

111 99 Will someone PLEASE get her a fucking service animal.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 02:37 PM (O5Q3r)

___________

Dear God, please No!

Posted by: The Chicken at September 15, 2017 02:39 PM (NmOzz)

112 I made port AND broke the transatlantic speed record!

Posted by: RMS Titanic at September 15, 2017 02:39 PM (326rv)

113 I think all sports teams that lost, should write books about what happened. Then tour around the country for a year explaining for all to hear.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 15, 2017 02:39 PM (nQHw/)

114 She's like a little kid. A haggard, evil, corrupt little kid.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 02:39 PM (NWiLs)

115 Will someone PLEASE get her a fucking service animal.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 02:37 PM (O5Q3r)

I would never subject a dog to THAT.

Maybe a pet rat?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 15, 2017 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

==========

Even I ran away.

Posted by: Hillary's Pet Rock, Missing Since 1972 at September 15, 2017 02:40 PM (vg8iE)

116 'What is honored in a country is cultivated."

(one translation of what Plato said) And still, at no point in her long public presentations, no one, not anyone, None cared enough about her, her well being, or her reputation to convince her to stop it.)

Posted by: Anne R. Abler at September 15, 2017 02:40 PM (H0SP/)

117 For a 'Winner" she seems to do a whole lot of losing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 15, 2017 02:40 PM (SjImc)

118
107 99 Will someone PLEASE get her a fucking service animal.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 02:37 PM (O5Q3r)

I would never subject a dog to THAT.

Maybe a pet rat?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 15, 2017 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

What did the rat do? She'd unhinge her jaw and swallow it whole.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:40 PM (cAnNx)

119 According to Amazon reviews, her new book What's Happening... Err, I mean, What Happened is the bestest book in the history of all books. Because they deleted all the one-star reviews. Oh, and they say it's because they only are showing reviews from "Verified purchases".

So people started buying the book so they can post negative reviews... Helping the book's sales figures.

Cronyism, or unsublte capitalism? Why not both!

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at September 15, 2017 02:40 PM (LDV7V)

120 who in the fuck watches the view anyway? vipers? drug addled soccer moms? fucktards? antifa?

Posted by: chavez the incognito at September 15, 2017 02:40 PM (KP5rU)

121 The FAB wins like the NY Jets win

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 15, 2017 02:40 PM (SjImc)

122 IF she won, why is she on a two-bit daytime show instead of ~~collecting bribes~~ sitting in the white house?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 02:40 PM (7ZVPa)

123 From yafl on up.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 15, 2017 02:40 PM (nQHw/)

124 By the way, I love Hillary running around doing this. The more she's in the news, the crazier she is, the more she's burdening the Democratic Party with her presence and image. The more she stains all the causes she publicly speaks for. And the more she makes the president look good by contrast.

A lot of people need reminding regularly what she's have been like in office.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 02:40 PM (39g3+)

125 what if she had been convicted of her many crimes?

"If not for Comey on my side, I'd be serving ten to life."

"If not for Loretta meeting Bill on that plane, we'd both be fighting a hanging offense for treason"

"If not for Debbie W Schultz, Bernie would have won the nomination"

Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2017 02:40 PM (yKAUL)

126 Another translation:

What is cultivated in a country is honored there.

Posted by: Anne R. Abler at September 15, 2017 02:41 PM (H0SP/)

127 If you think about it, we won the Super Bowl.

Posted by: 2017 Atlanta Falcons at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (326rv)

Three quarters of it anyway.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 02:41 PM (QQ+il)

128 Well ,Richard Nixon really did win in 1960 you know....

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 02:41 PM (rmVvL)

129 who in the fuck watches the view anyway? vipers? drug addled soccer moms? fucktards? antifa?

Posted by: chavez the incognito

You've about got most of their core demographics I think...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 15, 2017 02:41 PM (AM1GF)

130 According to the New York Times, she didn't win with white women. She narrowly won college-educated white women (51%), Trump won other white women (67%).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2017 02:41 PM (oVJmc)

131 Lee tricked me! I still won Chancellorsville.

Posted by: Gen. Joseph Hooker at September 15, 2017 02:41 PM (ycWCI)

132 NO PATH NO PATH NO PATH NO PATH

Posted by: Mega at September 15, 2017 02:41 PM (rv0Fo)

133 OFF TOPIC

FYI don't miss your free books (horror posted today and Mil-SF yesterday)

Also you can get a yuge discount on Fire tablet if you are a Prime member (ends tomorrow)

link in nic

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 15, 2017 02:41 PM (hMwEB)

134 >>Things that Hillary Clinton has NOT blamed for her loss to Donald Trump:

162. Lena Dunham
163. That embarrassingly bad celebrity campaign song.
164. The Hospital-like "H" logo
165. Her omnipresent cough

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 02:42 PM (W+vEI)

135 Well, if you won, what are you doing here?

Posted by: The Cows of The View at September 15, 2017 02:42 PM (O5Q3r)

136 I figure our empress for titanium-greaved mech suit pants, which raise her subtly to 5'7" while giving the effect of slim calves.

The part where they'll have to be digitigrade aliens-from-Charlie-Sheen's-The-Arrival freako pants is the wrench in the works.

But, them's the breaks. The break-locations of a stubby leg with 12" femur, that is.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 02:42 PM (HtLSE)

137 So people started buying the book so they can post negative reviews... Helping the book's sales figures.

Used book sales count as verified, too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)

138 119 According to Amazon reviews, her new book What's Happening... Err, I mean, What Happened is the bestest book in the history of all books. Because they deleted all the one-star reviews. Oh, and they say it's because they only are showing reviews from "Verified purchases".

So people started buying the book so they can post negative reviews... Helping the book's sales figures.

Cronyism, or unsublte capitalism? Why not both!

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at September 15, 2017 02:40 PM (LDV7V)

Things they don't do for conservative authors.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:42 PM (cAnNx)

139 an anaconda would be the only service animal for that cyborg.

Posted by: chavez the incognito at September 15, 2017 02:42 PM (KP5rU)

140 113 I think all sports teams that lost, should write books about what happened. Then tour around the country for a year explaining for all to hear.

Hah!

That is good meme material.

What Happened The Matt Ryan Story in His Words.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 02:42 PM (GQn43)

141 Hillary's issue will a major push to get rid of the Electoral College.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 02:42 PM (XFue2)

142 69 Hillary's most appealing quality is drunkeness. If and when she sobers up absolutely everybody, including lefties, would detest her.
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 15, 2017 02:34 PM (nBr1j)

*****************************************

I'm pretty confident they detest her now, which is why they are so over the top with their fawning when she's present. Lefties have replaced religion with the state (like all commies/socialists do). The politicians are like deities to them so they bow and grovel and scrape when even a hag like Hillary is around lest any of the other disciples think they aren't true believers.

Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at September 15, 2017 02:43 PM (lZaEn)

143 Someone should come up with a cocktail for this:

The Rodham? Sweet Denial?

Posted by: WisRich at September 15, 2017 02:43 PM (G0vdT)

144 They forgot to ask the most important question:

"Did you ever find your other shoe?"

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 02:43 PM (7ZVPa)

145 ...and snipers, and Comey, and Benghazi, and head injury, and Wiener, and misogyny,and Obama, and pneumonia, and bimbos, and Fox News, and Monica Lewinski,and Rush Limbaugh, and Macedonia, and Mook, and your stupid daughter who didn't vote...

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 15, 2017 02:43 PM (2wRtc)

146 Didn't Trump do a commercial that featured her barking? Absolutely sublime.

Posted by: Mega at September 15, 2017 02:43 PM (rv0Fo)

147 Well, when you have the figure of a pear, I am assuming clothes choices are slim pickings.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 15, 2017 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

Needs the Ming the Merciless collar, the long dangling cuffs, and other fashion tips from the universe's greatest villains.

It's in the book - "Dress for Nefarious - Bring Out Your Beast and Make Them Cower."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2017 02:43 PM (hLRSq)

148 If you think about it, we won the Super Bowl 2017.

Posted by: Atlanta Falcons at September 15, 2017 02:44 PM (bc2Lc)

149 >>> I wish Hillary wouldn't embarrass me so much.
Hillary you lost a few times. Take what you have left and grow up . Try to take this time to be a better person. You are embarrassing me!
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 02:29 PM (FKrah)

Secondhand embarrassment for her over here. It's getting so I almost want to pat her hand and say, there there sweetie, you're never gonna be president, shhh it's ok.

Almost. Preferably with her in a prison cell when I do it. Maybe with her surrounded by the Walking Dead zombies.

Posted by: LizLem at September 15, 2017 02:44 PM (hvf9s)

150 143
Someone should come up with a cocktail for this:

The Rodham? Sweet Denial?

Posted by: WisRich at September 15, 2017 02:43 PM (G0vdT)

It costs $1 Billion, and you get a tall glass of shut the fuck up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 15, 2017 02:44 PM (tbOMB)

151 There once was a private named Manning
whose role model was Carol Channing
They found his treason too odd
Even for Hahvahd Yahd:
Another case of de-manning!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 15, 2017 02:44 PM (Ndje9)

152 Another favorite moment from the election was when they were throwing a protester out and Trump's yelling to the guy "Go home. Go home to your mother. Your mother votes Trump!"

Posted by: Mega at September 15, 2017 02:44 PM (rv0Fo)

153 When will she run out of lefty women-oriented talk shows? Will she then just start stopping people on the street explaining she really won?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 15, 2017 02:44 PM (so+oy)

154 Not being fair to the Atlanta Falcons,they haven't blamed everybody in the world but themselves for losing.

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 02:45 PM (rmVvL)

155 Man, gotta wonder if some people who voted for her are watching this slow roll meltdown, fantasyland Hillary & thinking...tx gawd she didn't win.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 02:45 PM (VHwfF)

156 >>Someone should come up with a cocktail for this:

The Rodham? Sweet Denial?

Bitter Tears
The Empty Soul

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 02:45 PM (W+vEI)

157 Seriously I bet if you go and give Milo's book a one star review and even say in the review that you didn't buy the book and you just wanted to prove that there are different rules for Hillary Clinton, that review will stay there for weeks.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:45 PM (cAnNx)

158 Can't we just give her a participation trophy and tell her to go away?

Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 02:45 PM (O5Q3r)

159
Hillary did not win with women. Period.

She can break out some demographic, but overall women -- who could have put her in the White House -- rejected her. Because of misogyny or something.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 15, 2017 02:45 PM (EgwCt)

160

You did win. Hillary! You did!

You were cheated. Absolutely.

No doubt about it.

Those bastards cheated you out of your win.

So, now you need to shove it down their throats by winning in 2020.

Oh, sure. Those sonsabitches will try to cheat you again, but you're on to them now.

And you can win!!!

No doubt about it.

I know so many people who regret not voting for you.

We're all behind you! And we all love you so much!

Don't disappoint us, Hillary! Don't let the bastards get you down.

Run, Hillary, run.

And win!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 02:45 PM (NyJwR)

161 DIAF, PIAPS.

What does PIAPS stand for?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 02:45 PM (iVOAv)

162 if you think about it, we really won the 2016 world series. we scored the most runs.

clevelan indians.

Posted by: chavez the incognito at September 15, 2017 02:45 PM (KP5rU)

163 See? If you change the rules of the game, she actually won. Just another reason women are better than men at sports. Good role model.

Posted by: Mega at September 15, 2017 02:46 PM (rv0Fo)

164 Ace:

"A charmless human-shaped mass of ego and neediness."

Human-shaped? Let's not go overboard here! That's an insult to actually human-shaped things, like evil clowns and possessed "Tiny Tina" dolls.

Posted by: zombie at September 15, 2017 02:46 PM (DQ4Fv)

165 What does PIAPS stand for?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 02:45 PM (iVOAv)

Pig In A Pants Suit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 15, 2017 02:46 PM (tbOMB)

166 It costs $1 Billion, and you get a tall glass of shut the fuck up.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 15, 2017 02:44 PM (tbOMB)
--

I'm not sure of all the ingredients but it would definitely have a lot of bitters.

Posted by: WisRich at September 15, 2017 02:46 PM (G0vdT)

167
White Women Helped Elect Donald Trump

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9vdh5aq

"The data indicate how deeply divided Americans are by race and gender: 94 percent of black women who voted and 68 percent of Hispanic or Latino female voters chose Hillary Clinton, but 53 percent of all white female voters picked Mr. Trump.

The data can be broken down further: 51 percent of white women with college degrees voted for Mrs. Clinton, while 62 percent of women without one voted for Mr. Trump, a reflection of his success with working-class whites."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2017 02:47 PM (oVJmc)

168 Thank The Lord she did not win and is not POTUS.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 02:47 PM (XFue2)

169 A year from now she will be in a padded cell, writing on the walls with crayon:

"I really won, I really won,..."

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 02:47 PM (7ZVPa)

170 Will someone PLEASE get her a fucking service animal.

-
A reality scorpion to sting her every time she tells a whopper.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 02:47 PM (x4XMF)

171 If you think about it, Japan won WW2.

Posted by: Hirohito at September 15, 2017 02:47 PM (bc2Lc)

172 Someone should come up with a cocktail for this:

The Rodham? Sweet Denial?

2 oz. Valu-Rite Vodka
3-4 dashes of bitters

Shake until delusional

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 02:47 PM (GQn43)

173 61
she still doesn't understand how American elections are run.
---------------------------

No I'm pretty sure she scolded me that our election process was unimpeachable, uncorruptable, and the best model of Democracy on Earth. Yep. That was definitely her.

Posted by: Mega at September 15, 2017 02:47 PM (rv0Fo)

174 >> 5 Doesn't Trump win the popular vote too if you get rid of California?

And let's not forget that the Republican vote in California was almost certainly depressed due to the retarded top-two open primary system which left us with a choice between two Democrats for Senate, and between two Democrats (or in rare instances, two Republicans) for a number of House races as well.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 15, 2017 02:47 PM (x/Lj2)

175 Our Long National Bronco Chase Has Just Begun.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 15, 2017 02:48 PM (Ndje9)

176 She looks like a tree stump and apparently has the intelligence of one also.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 15, 2017 02:48 PM (yTnCT)

177 I WANTED TO SEE THE FIREWORKS!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 15, 2017 02:48 PM (O5Q3r)

178 Good grief, I am not watching that. I would rather watch Ted Crude watching a video of his wife watching to people going at it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 02:48 PM (TOk1P)

179

Posted by: Ambassador Chris Smith at September 15, 2017 02:48 PM (tbOMB)

180 156
>>Someone should come up with a cocktail for this:

The Rodham? Sweet Denial?

Bitter Tears
The Empty Soul

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 02:45 PM (W+vEI)

The Seizure?The Deplorable (a shot. 48% (of deplorables) EverClear to kick your ass)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 15, 2017 02:48 PM (jxbfJ)

181 108 He won with highest percentage of the vote but that percentage never reached 50%.

Which means he lost the popular vote. The fact that the popular vote was divided between two candidates doesn't mean he somehow didn't get a minority.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 02:39 PM (39g3+)

**************************************

Hillary didn't get 50% either -- she got 47% I think (the highest of the 4 running).

Lefties aren't good with the Constitution or pluralities either.

Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at September 15, 2017 02:48 PM (lZaEn)

182 We all know how painful it is to lose. But the pain of cheating your ass off and then STILL losing has got to be at least five, ten, fiftyfold.

Posted by: Mega at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (rv0Fo)

183 Bitter Tears
The Empty Soul

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 02:45 PM (W+vEI)

The Schlong.

Posted by: WisRich at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

184 When you think about it, More people voted against Bill Clinton than for him in both 92 and 96 yet he was inaugurated both times. Crazy, ain't it Hill?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (gC2IV)

185 Human-shaped? Let's not go overboard here!
There are scare quotes around "human" in the orginal Ewokese. Although the little yub-nubbing dickens does only have one word for that other than the loan word. Normally a "human" could be nearly anything Republic Citizen on two legs.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (HtLSE)

186 177
I WANTED TO SEE THE FIREWORKS!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 15, 2017 02:48 PM (O5Q3r)

Instead of explosions, she got to witness a spectacular implosion.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (jxbfJ)

187 170 Will someone PLEASE get her a fucking service animal.

-
A reality scorpion to sting her every time she tells a whopper.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 02:47 PM (x4XMF)

The poor thing would die of dehydration.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (ycWCI)

188 If you think about it, I'm not a gash hound.

Posted by: Tiger Woods at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (bc2Lc)

189 If you think about it, we won the Super Bowl 2017.
Posted by: Atlanta Falcons at September 15, 2017 02:44 PM (bc2Lc)

Posted by: Seahawks after Superbowl XLIX at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (hvf9s)

190 No I'm pretty sure she scolded me that our election process was unimpeachable, uncorruptable, and the best model of Democracy on Earth.

I do remember Obama and her going on and on about this.

And honestly, if Trump had lost by a hair, almost everyone here would be certain fraud turned the trick.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (39g3+)

191 Secondhand embarrassment for her over here. It's getting so I almost want to pat her hand and say, there there sweetie, you're never gonna be president, shhh it's ok.
========

Yeah, there are moments where I feel sorry for her and pity her. Then I remember what a vile, rotten bitch she is, and it goes away.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (vg8iE)

192 watching to people going at it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 02:48 PM (TOk1P)

Two. As in H 2 O.

Although I don't know if the video contained any water sports.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (TOk1P)

193 Even Napoleon admitted he lost at Waterloo.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (7ZVPa)

194 From the last thread it's interesting to note how many "etts" there are here. It's funny I used to misread "Fenlon" as "Felon", I assumed Felon Spoke was like a prison guard or something. Sounds like a tough dude.

Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (q177U)

195 she must shop whoa! fats' garage sales. who else would wear that shit?

Posted by: chavez the incognito at September 15, 2017 02:50 PM (KP5rU)

196 " 51 percent of white women with college degrees
voted for Mrs. Clinton, while 62 percent of women without one voted for
Mr. Trump, a reflection of his success with working-class whites."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Democrats (commies) always have a landslide loss in the white vote. They always win every state in the "minority" vote.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2017 02:50 PM (yKAUL)

197
She's turned into Miss Havisham except instead of wedding dress she's wearing a Mao suit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 02:50 PM (493sH)

198 She should be in jail.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 02:50 PM (XFue2)

199 Guarantee it ain't water she's drinking, though.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 15, 2017 02:36 PM (AM1GF)
--------------------------
You got that right.

Posted by: Anti-Seizure Meds at September 15, 2017 02:50 PM (rv0Fo)

200 Good grief, I am not watching that. I would rather watch Ted Crude watching a video of his wife watching to people going at it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 02:48 PM (TOk1P)

It's actually not a bad video as far as pron of that genre goes. Someone told me that.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 15, 2017 02:50 PM (EgwCt)

201 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT SHE REALLY DIDN'T WIN THE ELECTION!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 15, 2017 02:51 PM (6qhvI)

202 Even Napoleon admitted he lost at Waterloo.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (7ZVPa)

Well if you think about it...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 02:51 PM (493sH)

203 Must be a real sweet home life for Bill. She simply won't shut up. And this is how she behaves when she is in front of the cameras, all polite and shit. We're missin' all of the good cuss words and tirades in private. Must be hell, Bill, must be hell. Bahahahaha.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 15, 2017 02:51 PM (7m3t8)

204 194 From the last thread it's interesting to note how many "etts" there are here. It's funny I used to misread "Fenlon" as "Felon", I assumed Felon Spoke was like a prison guard or something. Sounds like a tough dude.
Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (q177U)

She has offed more than a few 'rons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 15, 2017 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

205 Your mother votes Trump!
==

1 - Adult XL

Black with white lettering, please.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 15, 2017 02:52 PM (2wRtc)

206 Hillary Clinton: America's Otis Campbell.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 02:52 PM (x4XMF)

207 There's a new drug just hit the streets. They take kuru prions and mix 'em with Grey Goose and pure evil. Kids call it a Madame President.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 02:52 PM (fA1SL)

208 Now imagine seeing that cow in the Oval Office every day or announcing that she has just nominated Barack Obama to the Supreme Court.

That's why I will never, ever regret my vote for Trump even when he disappoints me.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 02:52 PM (P8951)

209 Grump928, that Remington TAC-14 you want has dropped in price due to a $50 rebate. They're available now at just over $300.

So what are you waiting for?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 15, 2017 02:52 PM (398bZ)

210 From the last thread it's interesting to note how many "etts" there are here. It's funny I used to misread "Fenlon" as "Felon", I assumed Felon Spoke was like a prison guard or something. Sounds like a tough dude.

Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (q177U)

Well she did kill grammie winger over a green bean casserole, so she's nothing to sneeze at.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 02:52 PM (Jcg9Q)

211 Now imagine seeing that cow in the Oval Office every day or announcing that she has just nominated Barack Obama to the Supreme Court.

That's why I will never, ever regret my vote for Trump even when he disappoints me.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 02:52 PM (P8951)

Ribit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 15, 2017 02:52 PM (SjImc)

212
How I envison the Empress.

http://tinyurl.com/o96pgz4
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2017 02:37 PM (8XRCm)

This is accurate.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 15, 2017 02:52 PM (dEQP3)

213
"A charmless human-shaped mass of ego and neediness."

========

More like a Denebian Slime Devil or Regulan Bloodworm

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 02:52 PM (vg8iE)

214 Ace: add this one! It's a supercut of Hillary drinking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok2g6M4wTeg

Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2017 02:53 PM (q177U)

215 Hillary is trying to stay relevant and can't bear the thought of never having the power, money and access that she craves.

Her husband is a doddering shell of a man.
Her daughter is vapid at best with no appeal.

It's over HRC. Go home.

Posted by: Cheri at September 15, 2017 02:53 PM (oiNtH)

216 We laugh at the mental illness on display because of Trump. But I'm convinced our country would have been depressed as fuck if she won.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 02:53 PM (XFue2)

217 She has offed more than a few 'rons.

To be fair, her only acknowledged kill shot was on dead grammie winger.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 02:53 PM (gIRsn)

218 206 Hillary Clinton: America's Otis Campbell.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 02:52 PM (x4XMF)

Couldn't keep him behind the iron bars either.

Posted by: Roy at September 15, 2017 02:53 PM (7n4KQ)

219 She seems to really love that light blue Mao uniform. Huma probably told her "It brings out your eyes" or some load of shit.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 02:54 PM (P8951)

220 It's over HRC. Go home.
Posted by: Cheri at September 15, 2017 02:53 PM (oiNtH)

But But But Boots is dead?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 15, 2017 02:54 PM (SjImc)

221 Consider praying for Hillary even if you don't like here, think she's the spawn of Satan and is irredeemable. I believe she called Trump voters irredeemable, but nobody is beyond God's grace. She's a terriblly angry and unhappy woman. She's meds to confess her sins, get right with God and receive the fruit of the Holy Spirit. Yoga and alcohol and "what ifs' won't bring her peace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 02:54 PM (iVOAv)

222 White Women Helped Elect Donald Trump

I'm pretty sure Tina Fey did a tirade telling off white women for this...with humor. Bummed me out. Even though different politics, found her funny in the past. But this white women scold was ridiculous.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 02:54 PM (VHwfF)

223 She seems to have the same tailor as Whoa Fat.

Her weird politician-in-a-proletarian-sausage-casing outfits are really unattractive. She must be lumpy as a sack of taters to need them.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 15, 2017 02:54 PM (8NLb9)

224 She won in the same manner that Chris Stevens is still alive, thousands of emails she illegally kept on a server didn't 'disappear', and the millions of dollars of bribes she extracted from foreign countries never went into her bank account.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 02:54 PM (7ZVPa)

225 "A charmless human-shaped mass of ego and neediness."

You've met my MIL?

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2017 02:54 PM (Enq6K)

226 Hillary Clinton : Powering Through!

http://tinyurl.com/jm6usv3

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 15, 2017 02:54 PM (2wRtc)

227 Must be a real sweet home life for Bill. She simply won't shut up. And this is how she behaves when she is in front of the cameras, all polite and shit. We're missin' all of the good cuss words and tirades in private. Must be hell, Bill, must be hell. Bahahahaha.
=======

Maybe that's why his knee-jerk reaction when he meets a woman is to put something in her mouth.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 02:54 PM (vg8iE)

228 I didn't read any comments, but is she just wearing the same pantsuit every day now? That's the sign of giving up. Just "fuck it, same clothes every day". Next stop - house dress.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 02:54 PM (wRe9i)

229 Must be a real sweet home life for Bill. She simply won't shut up. And this is how she behaves when she is in front of the cameras, all polite and shit. We're missin' all of the good cuss words and tirades in private. Must be hell, Bill, must be hell. Bahahahaha.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 15, 2017 02:51 PM (7m3t

Nah, Bill is doing ok. You could probably count in minutes the amount of time they're at home together.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 02:54 PM (Jcg9Q)

230 She seems to really love that light blue Mao uniform. Huma probably told her "It brings out your eyes" or some load of shit.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 02:54 PM (P8951)

All ft people with a mack truck for a caboos love those moo-moos

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 15, 2017 02:55 PM (SjImc)

231 Yoga and alcohol and "what ifs' won't bring her peace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 02:54 PM (iVOAv)

She doesn't deserve peace.

Posted by: Ambassador Chris Smith at September 15, 2017 02:55 PM (tbOMB)

232 She's gonna end up like George Reeves at the end, insisting she really is President.

Posted by: Mega at September 15, 2017 02:55 PM (rv0Fo)

233 2 oz. Valu-Rite Vodka
3-4 dashes of bitters

Shake until delusional
Posted by: Malcolm Tent

This is nothing until you add sour grapes.

Posted by: RMS Titanic at September 15, 2017 02:55 PM (326rv)

234 Has she gotten around to blaming Bill yet? Mr. Passive-Aggressive-She-Has-These-Fainting-Spells-Frequently-Oops-I-Mean-Rarely and Mr. Meet-Loretta-Lynch-On-The-Tarmac?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 15, 2017 02:55 PM (2NqXo)

235 She's running again. Just wait, if she's still alive in a couple years she'll say "Itried to retire but due to the overwhelming calls I have to run again for the country. I didn't want to but too many people are begging me". Then she will lay waste to anyone who dare challenge her. Again.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 15, 2017 02:55 PM (UBzPO)

236 Hillary's Russian Cocktail

1 part Diazepam
1 part L-dopa
vodka-- the whole bottle
11 months of bitter tears
dash of uranium

garnish with hot sauce packet in bottom of my purse for black vote

Guzzle

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Smirnoff at September 15, 2017 02:56 PM (Ndje9)

237 Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2017 02:49 PM (q177U)

FelonSpoke. LOL

Well she did kill grammie winger over a green bean casserole, so she's nothing to sneeze at.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 02:52 PM (Jcg9Q)

LOL. Yep; Don't p-off Felon Spoke. You've been warned. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 02:56 PM (iVOAv)

238 159
Hillary did not win with women. Period.

She can break out some demographic, but overall women -- who could have put her in the White House -- rejected her. Because of misogyny or something.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 15, 2017 02:45 PM (EgwCt)

**********************************

Stockholm Syndrome -- that's what feminists say about women who don't buy into their "hate men" philosophy - that they are identifying with/have affection for their oppressors.

Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at September 15, 2017 02:56 PM (lZaEn)

239 Coming soon to an off ramp near you: "Will Tell You Why I Lost For Food"

Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 02:56 PM (O5Q3r)

240 Geez, woman. It's over.

Do other democrats think that her 9 full months of excuse making and whining is good for the party?
They need to tell her to shut up, and go away.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2017 02:56 PM (+lVUW)

241 Posted by: Ambassador Chris Smith

Have we met?

Posted by: Ambassador Chris Stevens at September 15, 2017 02:56 PM (gIRsn)

242 When you think about it, I caught the Bandit.

Posted by: Buford T Justice at September 15, 2017 02:56 PM (gC2IV)

243 If you think about it, I made it to Lakehurst, NJ.

Posted by: The Hindenburg at September 15, 2017 02:56 PM (bc2Lc)

244 203 Must be a real sweet home life for Bill. She simply won't shut up. And this is how she behaves when she is in front of the cameras, all polite and shit. We're missin' all of the good cuss words and tirades in private.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 15, 2017 02:51 PM (7m3t

So, you've met my MIL too?

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2017 02:56 PM (Enq6K)

245 >>2 oz. Valu-Rite Vodka

3-4 dashes of bitters

Shake until delusional.

Maybe include a beer chaser?

I like "The Schlong" or maybe "The Crooked Hillary" just so that Trump gets to name her drink

Seems the least we can do for him as the Hildabeast-slayer.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 02:56 PM (W+vEI)

246 "The data indicate how deeply divided Americans are by race and gender: 94 percent of black women who voted and 68 percent of Hispanic or Latino female voters chose Hillary Clinton, but 53 percent of all white female voters picked Mr. Trump.
The data can be broken down further: 51 percent of white women with college degrees voted for Mrs. Clinton, while 62 percent of women without one voted for Mr. Trump, a reflection of his success with working-class whites." Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2017 02:47 PM (oVJmc)

There was a pundit lady election night that was utterly baffled that white college wimmen would deign to vote for Trump. I have oppositional defiant disorder, hearing her bemoan me as a deporable gave me a thrill, lol.

No one tell Hillary that maybe the votes of all the black babies killed by abortion could have taken her over the top. I don't think she could handle the idea of her "sacrament" backfiring on her.

Posted by: LizLem at September 15, 2017 02:56 PM (hvf9s)

247 OT: J&G Sales is selling Canik TP9 for $300. Crazy price for a very solid 9mm pistol. Great truck/glove box pistol.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 02:57 PM (xJa6I)

248 As disgusting as Hillary is, I'm not willing to give Trump a blank check for his entire Presidency.

"better than Hillary" would be true for anyone else on Planet Earth.

Posted by: Maritime at September 15, 2017 02:57 PM (lKmt3)

249 I don't think this alternate nostril breathing is working for her. Maybe it makes here dizzy and delusional?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 15, 2017 02:57 PM (YV+SU)

250 165 What does PIAPS stand for?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 02:45 PM (iVOAv)

Pig In A Pants Suit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 15, 2017 02:46 PM (tbOMB)

PIAPS. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 02:57 PM (kYhVW)

251 My Felon Spoke is the loudest one that smacks the Ace of Spades on my bicycle wheel.

Posted by: Roy at September 15, 2017 02:57 PM (7n4KQ)

252 -----------------------
Secret Service: Good morning, Mrs. Clinton.
Hillary: F*ck you. Don't ever talk to me. And get me my f*cking bags.
-----------------------

And that was her after Bill had WON an election. Can you even imagine what she must be like every day now?

Posted by: Mega at September 15, 2017 02:57 PM (rv0Fo)

253
Walter Mondale: If you think about it, except for the 49 states he won, I kicked Reagan's ass.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 02:57 PM (493sH)

254 241
Posted by: Ambassador Chris Smith

Have we met?

Posted by: Ambassador Chris Stevens at September 15, 2017 02:56 PM (gIRsn)

PIAPS: "Ambassador Chris Smith"

Posted by: Ambassador Chris Smith at September 15, 2017 02:57 PM (tbOMB)

255 248 As disgusting as Hillary is, I'm not willing to give Trump a blank check for his entire Presidency.

"better than Hillary" would be true for anyone else on Planet Earth.
--------------------
Jeb 'please clap' Bush?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 15, 2017 02:58 PM (YV+SU)

256
What a role model for young women Hillary Clinton is. I feel sorry for future generations of men who will have to deal with the backdraft of Hillary.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 15, 2017 02:58 PM (EgwCt)

257 "Will someone PLEASE get her a fucking service animal."

Nope. Nope nope nope nope. Nooooooooooooooope.

Not doing that ever again, I guarantee.

Posted by: Zombie Socks the Cat at September 15, 2017 02:58 PM (ujwCG)

258 If you think about it, I'm really a co-blogger with a Platinum membership.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at September 15, 2017 02:58 PM (4df7R)

259 From the last thread it's interesting to note how many "etts" there are here. It's funny I used to misread "Fenlon" as "Felon", I assumed Felon Spoke.

For the longest time, so did I. Thought she was a guy. But I was/am fairly new & have gotten a lot of stuff wrong. Made an ass of myself a few times too.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 02:58 PM (VHwfF)

260
Technically the Chicago Cubs won the NCLS in 2003

Posted by: Steve Bartman at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM (lKyWE)

261 What a role model for young women Hillary Clinton is. I feel sorry for future generations of men who will have to deal with the backdraft of Hillary.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 15, 2017 02:58 PM (EgwCt)

She's gassy?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM (493sH)

262 Posted by: Ambassador Chris Smith at September 15, 2017 02:55 PM (bOMB)

Why do some people confuse a hope for the Holy Spirit and the gifts of the Holy Spirit to be the same thing as suggesting that she not receive justice for her crimes? It's not the same thing. There are people in prison who have repented and find peace. Besides. God is the person who decides if she deserves peace. If we all got what we deserved I wouldn't like to think what would happen to any of us.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM (iVOAv)

263 If you think about it, this blog actually belongs to Sonobi.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM (4df7R)

264
NLCS

Posted by: Steve Bartman at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM (lKyWE)

265 When you think about it, I caught the Road-Runner.

Meep Meep!

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, Acme Content Farms at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM (Ndje9)

266 No. Just no. I have psyche to protect, after all. And no also to the Maddow interviewthat inserts a video of another video of a Panda sneezing to associate this zombie horror with something adorable. No. No. No. No. No. Yes to comments, no to the videos. ALL of them. We do not feed the thing we wish dead with the nurturing attention it craves so that it can thrive. DIE already.

Posted by: bour3 at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM (KXQr+)

267 217 She has offed more than a few 'rons.

To be fair, her only acknowledged kill shot was on dead grammie winger.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 02:53 PM (gIRsn

Ahem.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM (cAnNx)

268 " From the last thread it's interesting to note how many "etts" there are here. "

Not really surprising. Commenting at AOSHQ is the beautiful, intelligent woman's alternative to watching "The View".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM (Umfx1)

269 She really should wear darker colors. Not only would she look (slightly) thinner, but she wouldn't have to worry about drool or booze stains or diaper accidents.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 03:00 PM (P8951)

270 I've seen a couple other places now, saying the woman in charge of equifax cyber security during the breach was only a music major ... diversity rules.

hollywoodlanews.com/equifax-chief-security-officer/

Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2017 03:00 PM (yKAUL)

271 PIAPS: "Ambassador Chris Smith"

Posted by: Ambassador Chris Smith at September 15, 2017 02:57 PM (tbOMB)

Oh.

By the way, that's a helluva hash.

Posted by: Ambassador Chris Stevens at September 15, 2017 03:00 PM (gIRsn)

272 BTW, is supercut a typo???

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2017 03:00 PM (mJ8mX)

273 She's gonna end up like George Reeves at the end, insisting she really is President.
Posted by: Mega at September 15, 2017 02:55 PM (rv0Fo)

He committed suicide (officially) but may have been murdered by a disgruntled husband. Ahem. Where's Anthony Weiner these days?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 15, 2017 03:00 PM (2NqXo)

274 All those years of being Bill's stooge, enforcer, earner, toady. Being humiliated, flunkying for him, watching him succeed and get away with everything, charm people and let her tag along. For nothing. LOL.

Posted by: Lester at September 15, 2017 03:00 PM (LfJIn)

275 >>White Women Helped Elect Donald Trump

You're welcome!

Tina Fey is a Hollywood mean girl. Ironic, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 03:00 PM (W+vEI)

276 If Hillary had conceded the election promptly and graciously, and had she kept her charmless mouth closed in the months after the election, she might still have a substantial following on the left. As it is, I never see a Hillary bumper sticker in my liberal neighborhood. Those have been carefully removed.

Posted by: Do What is Right at September 15, 2017 03:00 PM (TdMsT)

277 Riots starting in St. Louis, and it's not even dark yet.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2017 03:00 PM (hscyr)

278 260
Technically the Chicago Cubs won the NCLS in 2003
Posted by: Steve Bartman at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM (lKyWE)

Well, if you were pitching then instead of Prior and Wood, they might have actually won it too.

Posted by: Roy at September 15, 2017 03:00 PM (7n4KQ)

279 Coming soon to an off ramp near you: "Will Tell You Why I Lost For Food"

Buggrit. Millennium hand and shrimp! The Russians. Did it to me with lasers they did. My teeth. Macedonians. Buggrem.

Posted by: Foul Ole Hillz. at September 15, 2017 03:00 PM (HtLSE)

280 This is nothing until you add sour grapes.
Posted by: RMS Titanic at September 15, 2017 02:55 PM (326rv)

Sour grapes are used for Clintonet Sauvignon.

Pairs nicely with crow or humble pie.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 03:01 PM (GQn43)

281 I've seen a couple other places now, saying the woman in charge of equifax cyber security during the breach was only a music major ... diversity rules.

=========

Undergrad and grad!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 03:01 PM (vg8iE)

282 How I envison the Empress.

http://tinyurl.com/o96pgz4
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2017 02:37 PM (8XRCm)

Short, powerful, and top-heavy?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2017 03:01 PM (hLRSq)

283 Jeb 'please clap' Bush?
Posted by: Puddin Head

________

It's such a tired play.

I guess we can never say anything about about Trump lest we be called Jeb supporters.

Even if we're criticizing Trump on the one issue he championed and Jeb was terrible on, illegal immigration

Posted by: Maritime at September 15, 2017 03:02 PM (lKmt3)

284 Hillary lost because of today's St. Louis riots.

Posted by: Roy at September 15, 2017 03:02 PM (7n4KQ)

285 Not really surprising. Commenting at AOSHQ is the beautiful, intelligent woman's alternative to watching "The View".
The smart ugly ones too.

Owww. My nuts!!!

Okay. Who did that?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2017 03:02 PM (mJ8mX)

286 Just the pic of Behar sitting there with Hillzabub made me think of irrelevant talk show host interviewing a has been one hit wonder. No one really gives a damn.

Posted by: gapoz at September 15, 2017 03:02 PM (XFFNW)

287 277. Hey, weather's nice, summer's officially over. Da keeds need something to do.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 03:02 PM (fA1SL)

288 Can I buy a ticket on an airline to visit the alternate universe where these people live?

It must have a lot of cotton candy, powdered snow, and unicorns.

Happy unicorns.

It is unlike any place I have ever visited.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 15, 2017 03:02 PM (UsCnO)

289 Ahem.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM (cAnNx)

You've been dead so long I forget how it happened. Did Fenelon get you too?

I thought it was some sort of self-induced misadventure.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 03:02 PM (gIRsn)

290 Clinton 2020: You had better vote for me this time, or I will bring the entire power of the federal government down upon you!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 03:02 PM (7ZVPa)

291 Made an ass of myself a few times too.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 02:58 PM (VHwfF)

A few?

Pffft. Rookie. You got some catchin' up to do with some of us.

*raises hand*

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 03:02 PM (Jcg9Q)

292 260
Technically the Chicago Cubs won the NCLS in 2003
Posted by: Steve Bartman at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM (lKyWE)

The Mets won the WS in 1986 too. That error I made was just a technicality.

Posted by: Bill Buckner at September 15, 2017 03:02 PM (P8951)

293 God is good.

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at September 15, 2017 03:03 PM (0O7c5)

294 276
If Hillary had conceded the election promptly and graciously, and had
she kept her charmless mouth closed in the months after the election,
she might still have a substantial following on the left. As it is, I
never see a Hillary bumper sticker in my liberal neighborhood. Those
have been carefully removed.
Posted by: Do What is Right at September 15, 2017 03:00 PM (TdMsT)

Daily Kos is still all-in. I'm telling you, she's going to run again in 2020.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 15, 2017 03:03 PM (UBzPO)

295 Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM (cAnNx)

Nope; Somebody else did in buzzion, I tell you. I was nowhere around, was visiting my sick mother, was helping out at the food pantry, was at a retreat helping children with their after school homework , etc. etc. :^)

Really, my typocide had nothing to do with Buzzion's demise. I keep track of my internet kills.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 03:03 PM (iVOAv)

296 Sick of hearing idiot leftists with this idiot talking point. She did not "win" the popular vote. She got the largest percentage, I think it was 48% . So even if we did not have the electoral college, we would have a run-off of two top candidates, like most other countries do that use the popular vote. F***ing idiot liberals are too f***ing dense to comprehend this.

rant/off

Posted by: Ripley at September 15, 2017 03:03 PM (MxEKc)

297 If Hillary runs again I can't wait to start screaming "RELEASE THE BALLOONS!!!" in every thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeZQ5VROfBE

OMG!!! Hahahah!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2017 03:03 PM (q177U)

298 She keeps bringing up the fact that she's a woman and the usual feminist blah, blah, blah.

If she thinks that her nine months of carrying on over her loss promotes the idea of "strong, independent, competent women", she's delusional. The men who've lost did a little bit of whining, but not to this extent.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2017 03:03 PM (+lVUW)

299 270 I've seen a couple other places now, saying the woman in charge of equifax cyber security during the breach was only a music major ... diversity rules.

hollywoodlanews.com/equifax-chief-security-officer/
Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2017 03:00 PM (yKAUL)

Yea, what numbnut made that hire?

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 03:03 PM (VHwfF)

300 They keep putting her on these TV shows, where she shows how certifiable bat shit crazy she is.

Hillary did a Listening Tour when she first ran for NY Senate. She was too green to actually do what candidates do, like answer planted questions, so Concerned Citizens would say things of Concern, and Hillary would nod in response.

Now we have Hillary as Bunny Boiler on her Whingeing Tour.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 03:04 PM (SIY7D)

301 The Mets won the WS in 1986 too. That error I made was just a technicality.
Posted by: Bill Buckner at September 15, 2017 03:02 PM (P8951)

Grrrrrr. Talk about making a error. I stepped on my own damn joke there.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 03:04 PM (P8951)

302 Jeb 'please clap' Bush?
Posted by: Puddin Head

________

It's such a tired play.

I guess we can never say anything about about Trump lest we be called Jeb supporters.

Even if we're criticizing Trump on the one issue he championed and Jeb was terrible on, illegal immigration

Posted by: Maritime at September 15, 2017 03:02 PM (lKmt3)

Man, you must REALLY be pissed off about Mary Cloggenstein then.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 03:04 PM (Jcg9Q)

303 267 Ahem.
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM

Liar! Just admit the truth, you're a happy, fun ball casualty. One taunting too many...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2017 03:04 PM (hscyr)

304 If Hillary had conceded the election promptly and graciously, and had she kept her charmless mouth closed in the months after the election, she might still have a substantial following on the left. As it is, I never see a Hillary bumper sticker in my liberal neighborhood. Those have been carefully removed.
Posted by: Do What is Right

______________

I'm still amazed how many elected Democrats are willing to tow the line for her, like all of this Russia stuff.

Do you really think if Trump had lost Capitol Hill would grind to a halt with all of these investigations into the 2016 election by Republicans?

Posted by: Maritime at September 15, 2017 03:04 PM (lKmt3)

305 293 God is good.
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at September 15, 2017 03:03 PM (0O7c5)

God is good..all the time..and all the time God is good. Learned that phrase from an African American Bishop

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 03:04 PM (iVOAv)

306 #210 I used to misread "Fenlon" as "Felon"

Me too. I'm dyslexic as hell.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 15, 2017 03:05 PM (ul9CR)

307 If she thinks that her nine months of carrying on over her loss promotes the idea of "strong, independent, competent women", she's delusional.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2017 03:03 PM (+lVUW)

Usually after nine months, women have something to show for the effort.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 15, 2017 03:05 PM (EgwCt)

308 would pay to watch tucker carlson destroy her on t.v. should take about five minutes.

Posted by: chavez the incognito at September 15, 2017 03:06 PM (KP5rU)

309 God is the person who decides if she deserves peace.
If we all got what we deserved I wouldn't like to think what would
happen to any of us.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM (iVOAv)

That's fair. Some of us don't mind passing judgment. And in return, I would gladly accept exactly what I deserve to see to it that she does, too. People have died at her hands, ideological opponents are doxxed, threatened, and beaten for the sin of having supported her opponent, and babies are still slaughtered in the womb due to policies she advocates.

I am fine with passing judgment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 15, 2017 03:06 PM (tbOMB)

310 I've seen a couple other places now, saying the woman in charge of equifax cyber security during the breach was only a music major ... diversity rules.

And that's the problem with businesses hiring solely on whether you have a degree or not. Regardless of your major.
Sorry. If the job calls for a degree, you'd better have a degree in that field.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 03:06 PM (NLny5)

311 She needs to have the dignity of going off alone to cry into her pillow like McCain and Gore did.
She could also follow Gore's example and grow a beard. For her, it would be an improvement.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2017 03:06 PM (+lVUW)

312 Wait....is it Fenlon?

I thought it was Fenelon?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 03:06 PM (GQn43)

313 Really, my typocide had nothing to do with Buzzion's demise. I keep track of my internet kills.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 03:03 PM (iVOAv)
---------

I merely wish to highlight this as one of my all-time favorite Fenelon quotes. Especially the last line.

Posted by: bluebell at September 15, 2017 03:06 PM (wul6K)

314 They keep putting her on these TV shows, where she shows how certifiable bat shit crazy she is.

Hillary did a Listening Tour when she first ran for NY Senate. She was too green to actually do what candidates do, like answer planted questions, so Concerned Citizens would say things of Concern, and Hillary would nod in response.

Now we have Hillary as Bunny Boiler on her Whingeing Tour.
Posted by: Ignoramus

I'm starting to wonder if that's the plan: let her talk and drive off support.

Posted by: RMS Titanic at September 15, 2017 03:06 PM (326rv)

315 277 Riots starting in St. Louis, and it's not even dark yet.

I wasn't aware of this situation until someone mentioned it earlier. It looks like it could get really ugly.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 15, 2017 03:07 PM (398bZ)

316 292
260

Technically the Chicago Cubs won the NCLS in 2003

Posted by: Steve Bartman at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM (lKyWE)

The Mets won the WS in 1986 too. That error I made was just a technicality.

Posted by: Bill Buckner at September 15, 2017 03:02 PM (P8951)

You know, if you just remove Mario Manningham, the Pats won Super Bowl XLVI.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at September 15, 2017 03:07 PM (4df7R)

317 The polls said she was going to win on Election Day.

She lost. No candidate got a majority of the popular vote.

Posted by: Neo at September 15, 2017 03:07 PM (e8kgV)

318 When you think about it, I was just fine after the play.

Posted by: Abe Lincoln at September 15, 2017 03:07 PM (gC2IV)

319 "I got more white women votes than B. O."?
So white woman democrats are racist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2017 03:08 PM (+lVUW)

320 The care and feeding of the insatiable ego. What an attention 'ho. The thing that is most disturbing is that this is the best the dems can shovel out as a candidate.

Posted by: Alaska Paul at September 15, 2017 03:08 PM (Hc+rA)

321 -
--
She could also follow Gore's example and grow a beard. For her, it would be an improvement.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2017 03:06 PM

---------------

She's got one, his name is Bill.

Posted by: Huma Danger at September 15, 2017 03:08 PM (pMGkg)

322 Hillary will only be president of LaLa Land

Maybe the local Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2017 03:08 PM (9xpg1)

323 Riots starting in St. Louis, and it's not even dark yet.

I wasn't aware of this situation until someone mentioned it earlier. It looks like it could get really ugly.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 15, 2017 03:07 PM (398bZ)

Way more than 10 miles from here. Don't care.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 03:09 PM (Jcg9Q)

324 I've seen a couple other places now, saying the woman in charge of equifax cyber security during the breach was only a music major
====

Whoa, slow down there, maestro.

If she was a *voice major*, that'd be one thing. Or viola. But there are lots of former piano and composition majors working competently in tech.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 15, 2017 03:09 PM (10LGw)

325 >>> I'm starting to wonder if that's the plan: let her talk and drive off support.
Posted by: RMS Titanic at September 15, 2017 03:06 PM (326rv)

If I was Kamala Harris or Lieawatha Warren, absolutely. This farce of a tour is probably a goldmine for them.

Posted by: LizLem at September 15, 2017 03:09 PM (hvf9s)

326 If Hillary runs again I can't wait to start screaming "RELEASE THE BALLOONS!!!" in every thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeZQ5VROfBE

OMG!!! Hahahah!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2017 03:03 PM (q177U)

And then the Empress floats across the convention center with the Disney princess balloons tied about her waist, spinning about, waving her arms, and hurling maledictions and imprecations to all and sundry as she wafts along.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2017 03:09 PM (hLRSq)

327 Worst part of the electoral college from is that excess Dem voter fraud in blue states they already control does not help them in the national election. Millions of fraudulent ballots in California and New York are going to waste.

Posted by: Ripley at September 15, 2017 03:09 PM (MxEKc)

328 326. 'Bring in the floating fat man.' - Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 03:10 PM (fA1SL)

329 277 Riots starting in St. Louis, and it's not even dark yet.

FREEDOM!!!

Posted by: Nikes at September 15, 2017 03:10 PM (tbOMB)

330
Second attempt at tightening the Hillary Clinton punchline:

Usually, after nine months of complaining, women have something to show for the effort.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 15, 2017 03:11 PM (EgwCt)

331 Shocker -- Lisa Madigan (Illinois AG) will not run again. How will her daddy get his legislation blessed? I just wonder if JB Pritzker has already decided who he wants to support.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 15, 2017 03:11 PM (MIKMs)

332
I thought it was Fenelon?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 03:06 PM (GQn43)

Well, if you want to be all formal ait's Francois De La Mothe Fenelon,(born 1635) but you can call me Fen. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 03:11 PM (iVOAv)

333 295 Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:59 PM (cAnNx)

Nope; Somebody else did in buzzion, I tell you. I was nowhere around, was visiting my sick mother, was helping out at the food pantry, was at a retreat helping children with their after school homework , etc. etc. :^)

Really, my typocide had nothing to do with Buzzion's demise. I keep track of my internet kills.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 03:03 PM (iVOAv)

I had to explain to you about the comma placement in a comment as to why it was Bill Cosby who was disgraced and not Thomas Sowell.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 03:11 PM (cAnNx)

334 The 1964 Phillies is notable for being in first place in the National League since the opening day, and then suffering a drastic collapse during the final two weeks of the season.

The "Phold of '64",

Posted by: Neo at September 15, 2017 03:11 PM (e8kgV)

335
Grrrrrr. Talk about making a error. I stepped on my own damn joke there.
Posted by: DonnaV sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 03:04 PM (P8951)

Its okay we didn't notice

Posted by: Boston Red Sox's at September 15, 2017 03:11 PM (lKyWE)

336 >>>How I envison the Empress.

I just envision this:
http://tinyurl.com/ybfphx92

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 03:11 PM (wRe9i)

337 223 She seems to have the same tailor as Whoa Fat.

Her weird politician-in-a-proletarian-sausage-casing outfits are really unattractive. She must be lumpy as a sack of taters to need them.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 15, 2017 02:54 PM (8NLb9)

Who styles Hillary, anyway? Those Chairman Mao tunics-- we got the message, but SO unattractive.

Posted by: Do What is Right at September 15, 2017 03:11 PM (TdMsT)

338 There's talk of pulling the book because of the dust jacket printing error.

The blue covers part of the title: " What happened To My Anus"

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 15, 2017 03:12 PM (bML9A)

339 I can't stand Hillary, but how fucked up is it that I still like her better than Joy Behatch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 15, 2017 03:12 PM (dn6kK)

340 All I can think of at this point is the witch looking into the magic mirror, and demanding it tell her she is the most fair in all the land.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 03:12 PM (7ZVPa)

341 The "Phold of '2016"

Posted by: Neo at September 15, 2017 03:12 PM (e8kgV)

342 "Why have you brought me here?"

- Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 03:12 PM (xJa6I)

343
* crosses St.Louis off nuke tomorrow check-list *

Posted by: Phat Boi With Nuke ICBM at September 15, 2017 03:12 PM (EgwCt)

344 Human-shaped?
You're too kind.

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2017 03:13 PM (HgMAr)

345 329 277 Riots starting in St. Louis, and it's not even dark yet."

I know they're pissed the Cubs are in first place, but that seems excessive.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 03:13 PM (P8951)

346 342. Great scene in a great flick - only Lynch could do Dune.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 03:13 PM (fA1SL)

347 If you can bear this wretched harridan for a little less than two minutes, this musical-ish video is hilarious:

http://tinyurl.com/hzwefel

Posted by: Mega at September 15, 2017 03:14 PM (rv0Fo)

348 64
45 You guys are being mean.

Posted by: An actual harridan

Butt out, sister.

Posted by: an actual harpy
++++

Pikers.

Posted by: a bitter old crone at September 15, 2017 03:14 PM (g1MTt)

349 * crosses St.Louis off nuke tomorrow check-list *

Posted by: Phat Boi With Nuke ICBM at September 15, 2017 03:12 PM (EgwCt)

Send it to LA and I'll forward you a fruit basket.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 03:14 PM (Jcg9Q)

350 >>> New Yorker released pic of the cover they would have ran had Hillary won. Appropriate it looks like a cross between a noir and horror film?

Forget it Jake, it's Chappequa.

http://mashable.com/2017/09/14/new-yorker-publishes-hillary-clinton-election-cover/#1fBCYZRTbsqK

Posted by: LizLem at September 15, 2017 03:14 PM (hvf9s)

351
313 Really, my typocide had nothing to do with Buzzion's demise. I keep track of my internet kills.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 03:03 PM (iVOAv)

That's good. Tracking your numbers is important.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 15, 2017 03:14 PM (nBr1j)

352 346 342. Great scene in a great flick - only Lynch could do Dune.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 03:13 PM (fA1SL)

Yeah, I'm a big fan of his version. Great visuals, very quotable performances, a decent job adapting a big, sprawling book.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 03:15 PM (xJa6I)

353 She's got one, his name is Bill.
Posted by: Huma Danger at September 15, 2017 03:08 PM (pMGkg)

Thread winner.

Posted by: Do What is Right at September 15, 2017 03:15 PM (TdMsT)

354 " I am a leaf in the wind - watch me soar"

Posted by: Wash at September 15, 2017 03:15 PM (2wRtc)

355 If you think about it, I beat Truman.

Posted by: Dewey at September 15, 2017 03:15 PM (bc2Lc)

356 Sure has been a lot of hILLRY in the news lately.
Her book must be selling like sacks of potatoes.

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2017 03:15 PM (HgMAr)

357 Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 03:11 PM (cAnNx)

Nobody needs to explain to me about commas. :^) I am the Typo Queen. and if dispute that you may be done in again.-this time by me But it was a good try anyway. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 03:16 PM (iVOAv)

358
Hillary Clinton, who lost the Electoral College, women's vote, and a shoe.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 15, 2017 03:16 PM (EgwCt)

359 I am 100% in favor of letting her be President of Pretendyland.

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2017 03:16 PM (CyCaV)

360 Gorilla Gumdrop, everyone does time in the Barrel here.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 03:16 PM (lrqKz)

361 New Yorker released pic of the cover they would have ran had Hillary
won. Appropriate it looks like a cross between a noir and horror film?

Wow. That's...what is that?

Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 03:16 PM (O5Q3r)

362 348 64
45 You guys are being mean.

Posted by: An actual harridan

Butt out, sister.

Posted by: an actual harpy
++++

Pikers.
Posted by: a bitter old crone at September 15, 2017 03:14 PM (g1MTt)

NO FIGHTING.

Posted by: Mother Earth at September 15, 2017 03:16 PM (TdMsT)

363 Unless she's just too ill to walk and talk Hillary will run again. The sense of entitlement gives her energy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 03:17 PM (iVOAv)

364 Hi PG. what's going on, get good news? Win the lottery?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2017 03:17 PM (hscyr)

365 "He did poorly in electoral votes."

Says the worst Democrat showing since 1988.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 03:17 PM (zQ6cb)

366 Putting aside having the bitter old crone herself, picture all of her appointments and cabinet and the press coverage.

~shudder violently, projectile vomiting and an hour of dry heaves following closely~

Posted by: pissed off oddnot at September 15, 2017 03:17 PM (g1MTt)

367 They can't believe how "fucked up" the rest of the country is to not have elected that day-drinking, lying, unlikable, untalented hag.

It's almost sad.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2017 03:17 PM (9xpg1)

368 The more she whines, the better I like it.

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 15, 2017 03:18 PM (yhf6w)

369 The men who've lost did a little bit of whining, but not to this extent.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2017 03:03 PM (+lVUW)

When Gore lost in 2000, he went away for a while and grew a beard, then taught a few courses at Columbia (I think it was but it could have been NYU). Madame Felonia von Pantsuit already has a beard.

Posted by: RickZ at September 15, 2017 03:18 PM (G6dXP)

370 If you think about it, I beat Caesar.

Posted by: Pompi Maxius at September 15, 2017 03:18 PM (APuGu)

371 Unless she's just too ill to walk and talk Hillary will run again. The sense of entitlement gives her energy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 03:17 PM (iVOAv)
...........

A liver transplant, another neck lift, and she's good to go.

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2017 03:18 PM (HgMAr)

372 Human-shaped? I would have gone more along the lines of Manatee-shaped.

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2017 03:19 PM (mb+0t)

373 371. Nope. She gots da kuru - there's nothing she can do about it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 03:19 PM (fA1SL)

374 People tend to overlook the fact, but I kicked major ass in Minnesota.

Posted by: Walter Mondale at September 15, 2017 03:19 PM (398bZ)

375 If you think about it, Hillary really did win...

Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 15, 2017 03:19 PM (2z74n)

376 Tanned, rested, ready.

Posted by: Giant Black Medic with Hypodermic Needle at September 15, 2017 03:19 PM (2wRtc)

377 Imo, there are no "riots in St. Louis" yet.

Remember, Ferguson caught most law enforcement off guard. Also the drooling governor.

Not this time. So far, police are doing fine, & there's enough back up to invade Normandy again, if it comes to that.

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2017 03:19 PM (YiCkI)

378 Even Hubert H Humphrey did whine this much

Posted by: Strobe at September 15, 2017 03:20 PM (APuGu)

379 Unless she's just too ill to walk and talk Hillary will run again. The sense of entitlement gives her energy.

I and the crew of the Side of Beefmobile look forward to being reanimated and await our orders.

Posted by: The Big Black Guy With The Syringes at September 15, 2017 03:20 PM (O5Q3r)

380 Good thing we don't have a popular vote in the US.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 15, 2017 03:20 PM (+Dllb)

381 If she's a winner, I'm a God.

Posted by: zombie Harold Stassen at September 15, 2017 03:20 PM (326rv)

382 Who wore it better:

http://tinyurl.com/y7sykwmy
http://tinyurl.com/yb9vhnxk

Posted by: LizLem at September 15, 2017 03:20 PM (hvf9s)

383 Ace introduced the notion of a 'Mandela timeline', ie. a real alternate history timeline that accounts for discrepancies between our memories and recorded history.

Maybe Hillary really did win in some 'bizarro' way.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 03:20 PM (/qEW2)

384 A liver transplant, another neck lift, and she's good to go.
Posted by: wth

One more neck lift and she'll have a beard. IYKWIM

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 03:21 PM (NLny5)

385 >>>How I envison the Empress.

Ok, maybe this
http://tinyurl.com/y8n7qe3u

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 03:21 PM (wRe9i)

386 Just checking in. Still alive.

Posted by: Podesta at September 15, 2017 03:21 PM (O5Q3r)

387 379. So you're saying Hypo Man is Vulnavia to Felonia's Dr. Phibes?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 03:21 PM (fA1SL)

388
Hillary: Mirror mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all?

Mirror: Is that a hammer in your hand?

Hillary: Yes.

Mirror: Then you are.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 15, 2017 03:21 PM (gC2IV)

389 I gave those Hittites a jolly good hiding at Qadesh. says so right on all those statues I built here in... Egypt...

and it was the Jews' fault anyway.

Posted by: Rameses II Ozymandias at September 15, 2017 03:21 PM (lrqKz)

390 If you think about it, I won a starting spot this year.

Posted by: Colin Karpeenick at September 15, 2017 03:22 PM (2z74n)

391 keep telling yourself that, toots

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 03:22 PM (FZYNt)

392 Not this time. So far, police are doing fine,

& there's enough back up to invade Normandy again, if it comes to that.

So, antifa IS there?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 03:22 PM (NLny5)

393 Undefeated Since 1789 -

Suck it Indians!

Posted by: Glass Ceiling at September 15, 2017 03:22 PM (tNw24)

394 What a jipo

Posted by: Strobe at September 15, 2017 03:22 PM (APuGu)

395 I envision the Empress as Aaliyah from Queen of the Damned, but pale-ified and shrunk on the vertical axis 40%.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 03:22 PM (HtLSE)

396 Can't believe I'm saying this, but I am actually starting to feel sorry for the stinky old bag of suet. Her godawful hunger for power, and the stratospheric level of grifting she puts along with it, is absolutely killing her. And no amount of luxury jet and limo rides and carpet munching will ever cure it. In her mind, her destiny was to be the sea hag ruler of the free world, and everyone with a pulse fucked her out of it.

Posted by: Pipe Holder at September 15, 2017 03:22 PM (Z/diL)

397 New Yorker released pic of the cover they would have ran had Hillary

won. Appropriate it looks like a cross between a noir and horror film?

Wow. That's...what is that?

Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 03:16 PM (O5Q3r)
------------------------------Is it me or is the window and curtains supposed to "represent" something?
Regardless, the cover is rather stomach turning, in an odd, dark foreboding way.

Posted by: Mega at September 15, 2017 03:22 PM (rv0Fo)

398 >>When Gore lost in 2000, he went away for a while and grew a beard, then
taught a few courses at Columbia (I think it was but it could have been
NYU). Madame Felonia von Pantsuit already has a beard.

He also got on the BOD of Apple and other tech companies, started CurrentTV, set up a green/carbon exchange company, and set about becoming mega-rich. Hillz already got the billions first via the foundation, so now what?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 03:23 PM (W+vEI)

399 What about all the people that didn't vote because the outcome in their state was never in doubt?

Like me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2017 03:23 PM (xfb67)

400 Good thing we don't have a popular vote in the US.

The Founders were wise.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 03:23 PM (QQ+il)

401 Remember how Nixon whined for months about how he lost a close election in 1960, where there were verifiable reports of fraud?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 03:23 PM (7ZVPa)

402
And they complain about men thinking with their nether regions.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 15, 2017 03:23 PM (r+sAi)

403 Who wore it better:

http://tinyurl.com/y7sykwmy
http://tinyurl.com/yb9vhnxk

Posted by: LizLem

I've seen several clips of Hillary in that. Do you know what it makes me think of?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezAJeaCySV4

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 03:23 PM (/qEW2)

404 Peckalittle-talkalittle
Peckalittle-talkalittle
CHEEP-CHEEP-CHEEP!
Talkalot-peckalittlebit

Peckalittle-talkalittle
Peckalittle-talkalittle
CHEEP-CHEEP-CHEEP!
Talkalot-peckalittlebit

Posted by: jbspry at September 15, 2017 03:23 PM (LTquJ)

405 If you think about it, four Super Bowl titles is pretty good.

Posted by: The Buffalo Bills at September 15, 2017 03:23 PM (2z74n)

406 This frigging hagraven shows on a daily basis why America said screw you seahag.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2017 03:23 PM (aMlLZ)

407 If you think about it, I really won!

Posted by: George Armstrong Custer at September 15, 2017 03:24 PM (APuGu)

408 we totally owned at half time.

Posted by: the Falcons at September 15, 2017 03:24 PM (lrqKz)

409 Can't believe I'm saying this, but I am actually starting to feel sorry for the stinky old bag of suet.

Knowing what that bitch had in store for me and my kind ? Fvck that noise.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 15, 2017 03:24 PM (Ro30B)

410 Hillary apparently related to Cersei Lannister, as well as to the government in 1984. I don't think she gets how fiction works, stop comparing yourself favorably to the villains!

That the comparisons are far too apt is a moot point.

http://jewel-stylish.com/?p=97885

Posted by: LizLem at September 15, 2017 03:24 PM (hvf9s)

411 but I am actually starting to feel sorry for the stinky old bag of suet.

I feel five times sorrier for her than she does for me, mine our troubles in this world.

Quick math question: What is five times zero?

Posted by: zombie Harold Stassen at September 15, 2017 03:24 PM (326rv)

412 349 * Send it to LA and I'll forward you a fruit basket.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 03:14 PM

That'll put an end to pudding pics.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2017 03:25 PM (hscyr)

413 Unless she's just too ill to walk and talk Hillary will run again. The sense of entitlement gives her energy.

Upon misery she doth sup, and sup well.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 03:25 PM (QQ+il)

414 >>Can't believe I'm saying this, but I am actually starting to feel sorry for the stinky old bag of suet.

When that happens think of Amb. Stevens, Sean Smith, Tyrone Woods, Glen Doherty...and it'll pass.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 03:25 PM (W+vEI)

415
If you think about it the Cubs recently won the World Series.... wait that doesn't work anymore.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 15, 2017 03:25 PM (r+sAi)

416 The sea hag ruler of the free world,

O.k. That made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 03:25 PM (iVOAv)

417 If you think about it, four Super Bowl titles is pretty good.

Posted by: The Buffalo Bills at September 15, 2017 03:23 PM (2z74n)

You aren't kidding!

Posted by: The Minnesota Vikings at September 15, 2017 03:25 PM (G6dXP)

418 "stinky old bag of suet" is Chavez the Hugo worthy.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 03:26 PM (lrqKz)

419 Why do you hate us Ace? Hillary AND The View? Just throw Yoko in there why dont you and make me stick chopsticks in my eyes and ears.

just sayin.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 03:26 PM (nmr2M)

420
William Jennings Bryan: If you think about it, I won 3 times

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 03:26 PM (493sH)

421 Take me Sonobi! Just take me!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 03:27 PM (nmr2M)

422 Knowing what that bitch had in store for me and my kind ? Fvck that noise.

I'll consider feeling bad for her once she's safely under the turves. Preferably with a wooden stake through her heart shaped void.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 03:27 PM (QQ+il)

423 ''Can't believe I'm saying this, but I am actually starting to feel sorry for the stinky old bag of suet."

The only time I would feel bad is if they crammed her silly ass into a torpedo casing and fired her into the sun, and that's only because the sun wouldn't deserve it.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2017 03:27 PM (aMlLZ)

424 Quick math question: What is five times zero?
........

...uh...

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 15, 2017 03:27 PM (HgMAr)

425 Trump won 30 and a half popular vote contests and Hillary won 19 and a half. If you count the ones Democrats stole, like New Hampshire.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 15, 2017 03:28 PM (Ndje9)

426 Hillary will choke on her own bile.

After her Whingeing Tour, no one will pay attention to her.

Bill will get serviced in Little Rock.

Word is she isn't actually close to Chelsea, who's own little fake paradise will now collapse.

1,000 potentates were on speed dial. No more.

I'm liking this ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 03:28 PM (SIY7D)

427 * Send it to LA and I'll forward you a fruit basket.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 03:14 PM

That'll put an end to pudding pics.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2017 03:25 PM (hscyr)

I shalt ride in on my wheeled horse and rescue thee, o busty one. Fear not.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 03:28 PM (Jcg9Q)

428 Gee. After reading all these comments it's almost like nobody likes her much.

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2017 03:29 PM (HgMAr)

429 [iWilliam Jennings Bryan: If you think about it, I won 3 times

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 03:26 PM (493sH)

Bryan had his Cross of Gold while Hillarity! has her Cross of Bill/Ant-knee/Uranium 1/Misogyny, but mostly a Cross of Misogyny.

Posted by: RickZ at September 15, 2017 03:29 PM (G6dXP)

430 277 Riots starting in St. Louis, and it's not even dark yet

----------

Have they been given "room to destroy"?

Posted by: Soona at September 15, 2017 03:29 PM (ZAAkQ)

431 http://tinyurl.com/y8amzew7
Maybe?
I disavow my image search history. I was hacked.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 03:29 PM (wRe9i)

432 if I'm reading this correctly, in 1960, the Pittsburgh Pirates defeated the NY Yankees in the World Series 4 to 3, but the Yankees scored just about twice as many runs.
So didn't the Yankees really win?

goes to a site called 'baseball fever dot com'

http://tinyurl.com/yaudww5l

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 15, 2017 03:29 PM (ILitO)

433 59 aNd wHY am I nOT uP By 50 pOInTS? yOU MiGHt aSk?
Posted by: A HillaryCom Production

I rewatched that bit. And she's telling herself that her unlikability is related to people not liking successful women.
Stop yelling into the microphone!

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 15, 2017 03:29 PM (+lVUW)

434 Peaches is leaving the L.A. area iirc.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 03:30 PM (lrqKz)

435 That New Yorker cover is like Goodnight Moon. Weird.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 03:30 PM (W+vEI)

436
I won big with the bookies

Posted by: Bobby Riggs at September 15, 2017 03:30 PM (lKyWE)

437 I actually won

Posted by: Sonobi at September 15, 2017 03:30 PM (IqV8l)

438 357 Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 03:11 PM (cAnNx)

Nobody needs to explain to me about commas. :^) I am the Typo Queen. and if dispute that you may be done in again.-this time by me But it was a good try anyway. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 03:16 PM (iVOAv)

I think I would remember how I died. And it was definitely your fault.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 15, 2017 03:30 PM (cAnNx)

439 That'll put an end to pudding pics.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2017 03:25 PM (hscyr)

I shalt ride in on my wheeled horse and rescue thee, o busty one. Fear not.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 03:28 PM (Jcg9Q)

There are definitely certain hills to die on. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2017 03:31 PM (aMlLZ)

440 I am fine with successful women. with women who are mainly successful at grifting aid money meant for Haitian earthquake survivors not so much.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 03:31 PM (lrqKz)

441 ...and the slow British fleet, and Washington cheating, and Hessians, and marksmanship, and the French, and the Tea Party, and white nationalists, and the King, and Indians...

Posted by: Cornwallis at September 15, 2017 03:31 PM (2wRtc)

442 Not this time. So far, police are doing fine,
& there's enough back up to invade Normandy again, if it comes to that.

Riiiggvhht. This is the anarchists standard pre-game warmup. There may be an imperial shit ton of LEO's, and they may clump down the violence fast, but there is still going to be violence & destruction. Tonight will be car-beque night.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2017 03:31 PM (hscyr)

443 If you think about it, we just won free swim lessons!

Posted by: The Entire Antediluvian World in the Days of Noah at September 15, 2017 03:31 PM (Ndje9)

444 Afternoon, all.

I'd rather see CBD's nekkid guy on an ottoman than spend another second burning my retinas looking at Joyless Behar and The Beast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 03:31 PM (PY9jH)

445 Gotta admit, tho' - bitch had the sewer-clown vote locked down

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 03:31 PM (1RYH0)

446 Legitimate question:

Who do you want to see go away 1st?

[ ] Hillary

[ ] McCain

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 03:32 PM (FZYNt)

447 women who are mainly successful at grifting aid money meant for Haitian earthquake survivors not so much.Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 03:31 PM (lrqKz)

I know. Isn't that terrible?. Such a poverty stricken country to begin and then earthquakes and super storm Hillary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 03:33 PM (iVOAv)

448 [X] McCain

All the better for us if Hillary sticks around through 2020.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 15, 2017 03:33 PM (10LGw)

449 rick, McCain. hillary is a national laughingstock and an eternal reminder of why we got Trump. McCain is just cancer

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 03:33 PM (lrqKz)

450 Ahh, St. Louis!

Nice to be noticed by the world again.

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2017 03:33 PM (YiCkI)

451 Quick math question: What is five times zero?
Posted by: zombie Harold Stassen at September 15, 2017 03:24 PM (326rv)

Five?

Posted by: Millennial math valedictorian at September 15, 2017 03:34 PM (ZAAkQ)

452 >56 What do you think is the coffee cup in front of her?

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>Grey Goose or Ketel One?

Stoli

Posted by: Al Shabbah at September 15, 2017 03:34 PM (M8Rlr)

453
There was a play-by-play announcer for the Philadelphia Phillies who described a base runner on first base who looked like he was going to steal second base as 'runner-ish'.

St. Louis feels riot-ish.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 15, 2017 03:34 PM (EgwCt)

454 >>> That New Yorker cover is like Goodnight Moon. Weird. Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 03:30 PM (W+vEI)

Lol yes. I await the memes with pleasure.

If you look at a new Yorker article featuring that image, the opening paragraph has these priceless lines: "The Founders, for varying reasons, distrusted popular democracy. Southerners were wary of a challenge to slavery..."

DEMOCRATS. DEMOCRATS wary of a challenge to slavery, you soulless ignorant bints.

http://tinyurl.com/yawocore

Posted by: LizLem at September 15, 2017 03:34 PM (hvf9s)

455

Grey Goose or Ketel One?
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 02:33 PM (cAnNx)

The good stuff in a paper capped bottle from Peoples Store #153. Made with genuine potatoes.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 15, 2017 03:35 PM (brIR5)

456 "Legitimate question:

Who do you want to see go away 1st?

[ ] Hillary

[ ] McCain

Posted by: Rick in SK:

Oddly, after years of wishing she would go away, now I think she should stick around and make as many public appearances as possible as long as the technicians can keep her running.

Posted by: Ripley at September 15, 2017 03:35 PM (MxEKc)

457 427 I shalt ride in on my wheeled horse and rescue thee, o busty one. Fear not.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 03:28 PM (

Not gonna happen. We're all close enough to major targets that we'll get vaporized. Nice thought though

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2017 03:35 PM (hscyr)

458 Nood. Carlos Danger grovels

Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 03:36 PM (O5Q3r)

459 People say I'm a loser and they're right, but I sure kicked Walter Mondale's ass.

Posted by: George McGovern at September 15, 2017 03:37 PM (398bZ)

460 she was named after sir edmund hillary. show some respect for this carp faced bitch, will ya? the best lay webb hubbel ever had.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 15, 2017 03:37 PM (KP5rU)

461
If you think about it, 5 million illegal votes were cast... let see 3 million - 5 million is a negative.... wait that's math!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 15, 2017 03:38 PM (r+sAi)

462 What Hillary needs to be working on is putting together a grass roots movement to nominate Chelsea in 2020. That would work out great for everybody and bring the Dems together.

Posted by: Ripley at September 15, 2017 03:39 PM (MxEKc)

463 Can't we just give her a participation trophy and tell her to go away?
Posted by: tu3031

*****

Thomas Becket With A Pantsuit and a Makeover - a limerick

She won in the west and the east
Won by 3 million votes. (At least!)
But let's put her some knowledge
'Bout the 'lectoral college
Will no one rid us of this troublesome beast?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 03:42 PM (wPiJc)

464 Let's focus on happy good thoughts. Isn't it about time Ruth Bader Ginsberg dropped dead? I mean, really! Feel better?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 15, 2017 03:44 PM (YV+SU)

465 nominate Chelsea in 2020.

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Didja see that Chelsea (PIAP, not pretend girl) has adopted the family tradition of bald face lying?

https://tinyurl.com/y7zgzwz2

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 03:47 PM (Nwg0u)

466 "sitting up there next to Satan's whore"

What was my ex-wife doing there?

I thought she was headed over to Wenatchee to fuck the town (go to a wedding) this weekend.

No wonder the bitch is always asking for money.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 15, 2017 03:50 PM (kXUuT)

467 "Whenever I see that Sonobi ad, I think "sonobouy" and I immediately flash back to my dangerous service with our brave submarine service"

-Sharkman, trying out the Hillary Clinton Fantasy Pill

Posted by: Sharkman at September 15, 2017 03:54 PM (kXUuT)

468

Remember, people say she smells like boiled cabbage and urine.

Remember that when she's sitting next to that hog Behar...who probably also reeks like an old lady.

The younger Hillary had that kinda sexy bitch thing going on, with that wide ass.

She is scarier than Freddy Kruger now.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at September 15, 2017 04:02 PM (6PFNx)

469 If there is anybody to blame for Hillary's loss (other than Hillary herself), it was the pollsters.

The NY Times had given Hillary a 90+% chance of winning on the morning of Election Day. Pollster after pollster said Trump had no path to victory. The Hillary campaign was complaining to the network bosses whenever anybody suggested the polls might be painting a 'too rosy' picture. Hillary hoodwinked herself by using those polls.

The pollsters said it was Hillary ... yet, at the end of the day, it was Donald Trump who was President-Elect.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 15, 2017 04:15 PM (e8kgV)

470 hahahahaha

Posted by: m at September 15, 2017 04:18 PM (9egmK)

471 Carter, Gore, Hills, Carlos Danger... these loser Dems never really go away, do they?

Posted by: sinalco at September 15, 2017 04:19 PM (yODqO)

472 I'm not clicking on that. Ugh.

Is this about the "popular vote"?

There is no such thing.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 15, 2017 04:21 PM (3myMJ)

473 >>>A charmless human-shaped mass of ego and neediness.

Not really very human-shaped, though.

Posted by: m at September 15, 2017 04:38 PM (9egmK)

474 You go, girl!

Remember: It's not a lie, if you believe it.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 15, 2017 04:42 PM (7A4qQ)

475 For Christ's sake, someone give that woman a trophy or a ribbon or a matching Maytag washer and dryer already.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at September 15, 2017 04:47 PM (Gl3OK)

476 I am not always happy with Trump.

I will never stop thinking we dodged a big goddamn bullet, though.

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at September 15, 2017 04:53 PM (e4ZX9)

477 107 99 Will someone PLEASE get her a fucking service animal.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 02:37 PM (O5Q3r)

I would never subject a dog to THAT.

Maybe a pet rat?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 15, 2017
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A cat wouldn't have anything to do with Skankles. They have better sense.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2017 04:55 PM (+Ywi5)

478 >>>17 What different at this point does it make, if you think about it?
Posted by: Roy at September 15, 2017 02:29 PM (7n4KQ)

How great would it be if, on one of these shows, an actual, real newsperson would respond to her whining by asking, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Posted by: m at September 15, 2017 04:58 PM (9egmK)

479 >>>or a matching Maytag washer and dryer already

snort!

Posted by: m at September 15, 2017 04:58 PM (9egmK)

480 You won by touch down.
We won the number of yards gained ....
So morally we won!
...
...
Ok, I say, let's play yards gained.

Posted by: wontsubmit at September 15, 2017 05:22 PM (122Gu)

481 If you think about it we lost the Cold War. Seriously. Just look around you at what the Left/Democrat Party has become.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 15, 2017 06:20 PM (FnEPY)

482 Late to the thread, but that nasty whore, Hillary Clinton, will never be President of the United States.

Posted by: Fritz at September 15, 2017 06:31 PM (D0riW)

483 Hillary considering where that mouth of yours has been, don't bother to blow me.

Posted by: Anthony Weiiners Favorite Tool at September 15, 2017 07:09 PM (Sda6L)

484 This sad broad is so bloody arrogant. Look at the Mussolini-tilt of that chin. So much like Oblowme's, in fact.

And that VOICE. Like nails on glass. [shudder]

Posted by: Beverly at September 16, 2017 02:36 AM (OynHK)

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