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The Morning Rant
"So DNC hack John Podesta got suckered by an e-mail phishing scam and from that we're supposed to conclude that Donald Trump schemed with Vladimir Putin to rig the election? You'd have to be crazy, and I mean 100% certifiably nuts, to believe that."
What is Hillary up to now? pic.twitter.com/OnFcrwFNOV
— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) September 15, 2017
47 Ok - instead of those "cute animal or plate of food" stuff how about a mash-up of "Trans-health Manifesto or Uni-bomber Manifesto"Well, I couldn't find precisely that, but it did remind me of an old classic from the early days of the internet, namely, this quiz where you are given a series of quotes and have to decide whether each one is from Al Gore's book Earth in the Balance or from the Unabomber's Manifesto. It's not easy to tell. You know how they caught the Unabomber, by the way? After the NY Times published his manifesto, his family contacted the feds and told them "Yeah, that rambling pile of environmentalist gobbledygook sounds just like our nutty brother Ted, and, by the way, here's the location of the remote cabin in Montana where he's been living." And now he's doing life without parole in a federal PMITA prison.
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (Fb9aZ)
Now that the left is using Harry Potter memes to set their agenda (Trump = Voldemort!), I thought posting this "Hermione Grows Up" SNL parody would be appropriate. It's pretty much a series of boob jokes. Naturally, I laughed like a braying jackass.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 11:31 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 15, 2017 11:32 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Roy at September 15, 2017 11:33 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Downcast at September 15, 2017 11:34 AM (Bss0f)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at September 15, 2017 11:34 AM (AoK0a)
Who's the skirt with the knockers??
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2017 11:34 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: HH at September 15, 2017 11:34 AM (mIJBI)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 15, 2017 11:34 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 11:35 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: The Barrel at September 15, 2017 11:35 AM (tVWQB)
Large tracts of land there. Nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 11:35 AM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: Adriane the Snobby Author Book Tour Critic ... at September 15, 2017 11:36 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: The Moroccan Donkey at September 15, 2017 11:36 AM (ctuyM)
Just realized I said Uni-Bomber - when it's Unabomber! Heh. "Uni-bomber" . . . like a bomber what rides a unicycle. Heh. That's funny - like the Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight from "The Tick."
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 11:36 AM (Fb9aZ)
Wonders why that quote is superimposed over a bust of Caesar.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2017 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 11:36 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 11:36 AM (ZqlGu)
Neither stayed at a Holiday Inn, or a lawyer, but who's brilliant idea was it to have no jury?
I'm not a conspiracy guy, but one could easily see how some might see this as a done deal before the fact.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 10:52 AM (TOk1P)
The defendant gets the choice of a jury or a bench trial.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2017 11:32 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: The Barrel at September 15, 2017 11:35 AM (tVWQB)
Yes, back when she had so much potential in front of her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (+Ywi5)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (uArQd)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 11:38 AM (XFue2)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 11:38 AM (wRe9i)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 11:38 AM (NLny5)
Posted by: Cincinnati Zoo at September 15, 2017 11:38 AM (bc2Lc)
What the fuck is the checklist that is being followed somewhere?
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 11:38 AM (HtLSE)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2017 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
Solzhenitsyn was a big fan of Augustus
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 11:39 AM (493sH)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 11:39 AM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (+Ywi5)
Is she the one who converted to the Religion of Pieces, or was that some other vapid tart?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 11:39 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: fixerupper
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It's the lead-in to Lindsey Lohan's bust.
It's obvious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 11:39 AM (uArQd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (uArQd)
Take this...THING back to Chappaqua!
Posted by: Senator Martin at September 15, 2017 11:39 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 15, 2017 11:39 AM (YV+SU)
Posted by: irright at September 15, 2017 11:39 AM (pMGkg)
What the fuck is the checklist that is being followed somewhere?
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 11:38 AM (HtLSE)
Thought you missed one, but you did say demon clowns twice.
Posted by: Roy at September 15, 2017 11:39 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2017 11:40 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2017 11:40 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (9TK8E)
Ajax Predator....very clean kill sites.
Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2017 11:40 AM (LWPRt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 11:40 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: The Barrel at September 15, 2017 11:35 AM (tVWQB)
Yes, back when she had so much potential in front of her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (493sH)
Ah yes, back in the day, when we thought the world was young, more pure, and we were going to be treated to be fapping to Lindsey Lohan making Oscar speeches for decades to come...
Seems almost a lifetime ago.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 11:41 AM (TOk1P)
What the fuck is the checklist that is being followed somewhere?
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I'm very impressed that you spelled Solzhenitsyn correctly. It's really a hard thing to do.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 15, 2017 11:41 AM (YV+SU)
Posted by: amy schumer at September 15, 2017 11:41 AM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: NCKate at September 15, 2017 11:41 AM (g7h/l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 11:41 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 11:41 AM (W+vEI)
What the fuck is the checklist that is being followed somewhere?
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 11:38 AM (HtLSE)
Ted Cruz's porn collection.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 11:42 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Emmie at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (ZapPq)
It's spelled just like it sounds!
Posted by: det. stan wojciehowicz at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (mJ8mX)
from that we're supposed to conclude that Donald Trump schemed with
Vladimir Putin to rig the election? You'd have to be crazy, and I mean
100% certifiably nuts, to believe that."
.
.
.You forgot to add that no one said anything about Trump colluding with the Russians until after hillary lost a rigged election.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: Scrat at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (326rv)
Am I wrong?
Posted by: Ignoramus
this is not new
been asleep long?
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 11:35 AM (W+vEI)
I can't believe his defense attorneys airlifted his cabin to a military base.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 11:44 AM (mcI77)
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Reminds me of a woman of the lesbian persuasion who used to work here. She got fired because she sent a radio station an email threatening to shoot them all for playing Christmas music early, from her work account. Worst part is, they read it on the air and said who sent it and where she worked.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 11:44 AM (vg8iE)
dying
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 11:44 AM (HtLSE)
Posted by: irright at September 15, 2017 11:44 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2017 11:34 AM (8XRCm)
Lindsay Lohan.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 11:44 AM (FSDNS)
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Yeah, we had one of those. Kept waiting for the guy to go postal. Finally, the company screwed its weasley courage to the sticking point and got rid of the guy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 11:44 AM (uArQd)
Oh my CNBC is having the vapors over Trump slamming ESPN in a tweet.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 11:45 AM (493sH)
What the fuck is the checklist that is being followed somewhere?
None of them begin with a vowel, or Y - unless you use the British pronunciation of 'Arry ...
Posted by: Adriane the Find the Pattern Critic ... at September 15, 2017 11:45 AM (AoK0a)
tHE BrAZIl nUTZ r EZ buT TO cOCONUT iS pUSH HARD. HAAAAARD!
Posted by: hIllZaree!! at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (HtLSE)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (+Dllb)
That's because it was concocted by the She Hag, Podesta and Mook right after she lost.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Under Fire
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Well, the tab was being picked up by us, so, what the hell.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (uArQd)
Tara Reid
Brittney Spears
all ruined by age and drugs but mostly drugs
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (FZYNt)
South Park did a horrific "Children of the Corn" type episode... or whatever they were spoofing, where Britney was the latest sacrifice needed to satisfy the... whatever, demons or whatever. I can't remember. I'll have to find it to watch again.
Anyhoo, it was so damned drop dead right on the mark, because the concept was, we promote these often underaged girls as sex symbols, then sacrifice them to the gods, for whatever perverse reason we do.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (TOk1P)
Nah, they started the accusation right after Trump got the nomination. Think it started with b#tching about Corey Lewandowski's contacts with Russia (or maybe Manafort - can't keep 'em straight). Then they upped it when Wikileaks released the DNC and Podesta emails. Pretty sure it started as a way to distract from the Clinton Ca$h revelations about uranium sales to Russia while Hillz was SoS and became an all-purpose conspiracy theory/smear.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 11:47 AM (fA1SL)
What are The Horde's finest moments, humor-wise? The punning linguists.
Who is the mascot of this Thread? Gorilla Pundit.
Where, then are the puns?
If the Chess Thread can now feature Dress Pron, then doggone it, this thread can feature a Pun of the Day.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2017 11:47 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (W+vEI)
Manafort, I believe.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 11:47 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 11:47 AM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (uArQd)
Yes, that is true. I apologize for my ignorance.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 11:48 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 11:48 AM (FZYNt)
Tengri, however, asks only for his due and meet of burnt rams, and makes no promises.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM (fA1SL)
Thanks to all who identified them as belonging to Lindsey Lohan, I was going to ask.
Now, who was able to post here before the video finished? It's five minutes long.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM
We need to mount a rescue operation for her. And Dingo, of course.
Posted by: Sir Galahad at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM (ctuyM)
The Mook, the Rook, and the Crook.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 11:47 AM (ZqlGu)
Note that Shrillary's campaign manager was all of the above.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM (9TK8E)
Bandersnatch actually watched the content before posting?
Q'elle surprise oui?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 11:50 AM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 11:50 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at September 15, 2017 11:50 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM (9TK8E)
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mmmmm, that's not all he was....
Posted by: Shep! at September 15, 2017 11:50 AM (vg8iE)
And over PDT tweeting that the London failed terror attack was "by a loser terrorist"; with the London police warning PDT not to jump to unhelpful "speculation".
This wouldn't be happening if Hillary were president.
Jonah was right. Posted by: det. stan wojciehowicz at September 15, 2017 11:51 AM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 15, 2017 11:51 AM (MIKMs)
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Brazil Nuts are racist
If you call them that other name
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM
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Bertholletia excelsa?
Posted by: irright at September 15, 2017 11:51 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2017 11:51 AM (mJ8mX)
It was Her turn!
Posted by: Bob Mule Her at September 15, 2017 11:51 AM (XFue2)
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Brazil Nuts are racist
If you call them that other name
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM
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Bertholletia excelsa?
Posted by: irright
that's not what Grandma used to call them
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 11:52 AM (FZYNt)
For awhile that brother had been living as a hermit in a desert dugout near Terlingua, TX.
Somehow, he had come out of his weird period, gotten hitched and was living a normal life. Go figure.
Posted by: stace at September 15, 2017 11:52 AM (IflZ6)
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No, that's true. Each school had it's own cap. Graduation including getting your hat and, in many cases, your cape.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 11:53 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 11:53 AM (fA1SL)
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
"Let me find an ATM."
Old Tara Reid:
"I'll suck your cock for a crack hit."
"Hmmm. Thanks, but no thanks."
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 11:54 AM (SIY7D)
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No, that's true. Each school had it's own cap. Graduation including getting your hat and, in many cases, your cape.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 11:53 AM (vg8iE)
Now you just get scrubs and a monthly bill from your student loan company.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 11:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2017 11:54 AM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (TOk1P)
You need an incredible amount of self-discipline to handle the pressure when fame, accolades, money, etc., are suddenly thrust upon you.
And where do you learn self-discipline nowadays? It's so old fashioned and white supremacist and stuff.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 11:54 AM (FSDNS)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 15, 2017 11:54 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2017 11:55 AM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 11:53 AM (fA1SL)
Any sign of Rommel?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 11:55 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (TrOGC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (XFue2)
And where do you learn self-discipline nowadays? It's so old fashioned and white supremacist and stuff.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 11:54 AM (FSDNS)
Not to mention "needing" the drugs to fry their brains into a state of emotional non-being when made to put out for producers on the Casting Couch.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Cleophus James at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (r3FhC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 11:53 AM (fA1SL)
Any sign of Rommel?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 11:55 AM (493sH)
Rommel was The Desert Fox
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (NWiLs)
Color me shocked.
Yet she persists - persistently free.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (jxbfJ)
No, that's true. Each school had it's own cap. Graduation including getting your hat and, in many cases, your cape.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
I learned that on an old Perry Mason episode.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (IqV8l)
....
I'd have been tempted to give her a raise for doing that.
Posted by: stace at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (IflZ6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (eytER)
If anybody's PHITA, he's doing to himself. He's in ADX at Florence. He might see a guard at meal time.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: irright
that's not what Grandma used to call them
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 11:52 AM (FZYNt)
Oh, you mean "nagger toes?"
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (FSDNS)
Tropical Depression Fourteen is expected to become Tropical Storm Lee this afternoon.
Waiting for ESPN to trigger over naming a storm after a Confederate general in 3, 2, 1...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (xJa6I)
Both belong to Lindsey Lohan.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 11:58 AM (FSDNS)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (FSDNS)
Some BOOM! Tough actin' Tinactin will fix those right up.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 11:58 AM (NWiLs)
Not mine!
Posted by: Scrat at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (326rv)
Not mine either.
Posted by: Billy Jeff at September 15, 2017 11:58 AM (7n4KQ)
Next stop, gorilla-furry bewbs. Are we not men?
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 11:58 AM (HtLSE)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader
yeah, naggers, they are annoying
Posted by: Randy Marsh at September 15, 2017 11:59 AM (FZYNt)
The Bandwagoners want President Trump out? No, President Trump gets them out, they don't get him out.
Posted by: Zombie Moe Greene at September 15, 2017 11:59 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (NWiLs)
Yeah I know but I figure if the Desert Rats were there Rommel had to be somewhere in the picture. Fine, any sign of Richard Burton?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 11:59 AM (493sH)
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/5803618/dangerous-wands
Posted by: PBJ1515 at September 15, 2017 11:59 AM (G2QHW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (xJa6I)
Both belong to Lindsey Lohan.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 11:58 AM (FSDNS)
Sigh.
Once upon a time...
Thanks OM
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 11:59 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: PBJ1515 at September 15, 2017 11:59 AM (G2QHW)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 15, 2017 12:00 PM (so+oy)
Hillary's copies of these e-mails appear to have been among the 33,000 that Cheryl and others deleted.
If we had these deleted e-mails it'd show a broad pattern of shaking down foreigners for donations to the Foundation, which were used to pregame her campaign.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 12:00 PM (SIY7D)
Weird. Didn't know that.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 12:00 PM (W+vEI)
and the MFM and Hillary's "deplorable" narrative of hate has many families ready to turn in their "nutty brother" that is a good Christian conservative.
"Oh yeah, my nutty brother voted trump and is a racist that opposes open borders ... can you arrest him? He doesn't even believe in global warming ... he must be locked up" ha
Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2017 12:01 PM (yKAUL)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:01 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:01 PM (ZqlGu)
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Brazil Nuts are racist
If you call them that other name
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM
**
Sonia Braga?
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:01 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 12:01 PM (IqV8l)
Have you ever heard anyone complain "Waiter, there's a gorilla in my soup!"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2017 12:01 PM (ctuyM)
Thanks to all who identified them as belonging to Lindsey Lohan, I was going to ask.
Now, who was able to post here before the video finished? It's five minutes long.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM (gIRsn)
Oh yes, so very dumb. I've thought so, each of the dozen or so times I've watched it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:01 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
there is another use for apple pie
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:02 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2017 12:02 PM (YiCkI)
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:02 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 12:02 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Fox2! at September 15, 2017 12:03 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:03 PM (ZqlGu)
No, that's true. Each school had it's own cap. Graduation including getting your hat and, in many cases, your cape.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
I learned that on an old Perry Mason episode.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017
*
*
I still have my mother's nursing cape -- midnight blue wool, with a bright red liner -- and the bronze nameplate with her name and "R.N." after it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2017 12:03 PM (+Ywi5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
you'll get my pudding if I beat my meat
Posted by: Peter North at September 15, 2017 12:04 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:03 PM (ZqlGu)
"I've often wondered this myself..."
--Reggie Love
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:04 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2017 12:04 PM (mJ8mX)
Didn't stop her from wearing bikinis and going to the beach though, I note.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 12:04 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 15, 2017 12:05 PM (a+WIL)
So a day that ends in Y
Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 12:06 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2017 12:06 PM (mJ8mX)
The Olsen twins sure took a different route, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 12:06 PM (W+vEI)
Didn't stop her from wearing bikinis and going to the beach though, I note.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:04 PM (39g3+)
Or from doing the nasty with Justin Bieber of all things. Or singing a song that says 'If you want it, come and get it'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 12:06 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 12:07 PM (O2RFr)
The Olsen twins sure took a different route, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 12:06 PM (W+vEI)
Marrying old rich guys?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 12:07 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 15, 2017 12:07 PM (rp9xB)
I wonder if Tina Fey ever thought about that when making Mean Girls.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 12:08 PM (TrOGC)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 15, 2017 12:07 PM (rp9xB)
They say everyone has a twin. Apparently mine drives a red pickup.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (xJa6I)
Btw - those Brazil nuts grow way up in high trees in a pod and occasionally fall and kill people. Harvesters have to wear specialized hardhats. Love Brazil nuts - but they are a pain to crack. Yeah yeah - cue the "nut cracking" jokes in 3 . . 2 . . .1
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (Fb9aZ)
Badfinger's was better. Also, not about sex - except insofar as just what are you prepared to do for money.
...sonny
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (39g3+)
115. The Carolingian Renaissance
116. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
118. Early Minoan culture
119. The Auto Club
120. Bedbugs
121. The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
122. Quantum fluctuations
123. The decision of Ringling Brothers to get rid of its elephants
124. Mimes
125. Pete Best
126. The colors aqua, yellow and cranberry
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (LHbxl)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Lizzy
Just saw a recent pic of them. They look like trolls that live under bridges.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (NLny5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (BoMuO)
I wonder if Tina Fey ever thought about that when making Mean Girls.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 12:08 PM (TrOGC)
Women leaders like Margaret Thatcher? I'm sure Tina was a big fan of hers
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (493sH)
Dang, that's some harsh territory for a hermit.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 15, 2017 12:11 PM (ul9CR)
They always kind of had that troll vibe...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 12:11 PM (O2RFr)
Maybe there really are no objective moral values, so people just decide to adopt an arbitrary system of values. Ted thinks "the most important thing is to preserve the wilderness around my cabin". Sandra Fluke thinks "the most important thing is free birth control". Angela Merkel thinks "the most important thing is to atone for Nazi Germany by destroying modern Germany with Islam". Michael Moore thinks "the most important thing is eliminating whiteness in America". And countless liberals who think "the most important thing is equality of outcome".
You can't really "prove" which system of values is correct. So people just gravitate towards one inane, random, arbitrary cause, that happened to become stuck in their heads, most likely because of their genetic predispositions, and then they become fanatic about pushing for it, and no one can dissuade them.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 12:11 PM (/qEW2)
--
Other factors that did not cause Hillary Clinton's loss to Donald Trump:
115. The Carolingian Renaissance
116. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
118. Early Minoan culture
119. The Auto Club
120. Bedbugs
121. The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
122. Quantum fluctuations
123. The decision of Ringling Brothers to get rid of its elephants
124. Mimes
125. Pete Best
126. The colors aqua, yellow and cranberry
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM
--------------------------------------------------
BULLSHIT!!!
Posted by: Hic-Hillary at September 15, 2017 12:11 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (39g3+)
Drugs and ugly lesbians will do that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 12:11 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (BoMuO)
Nobody will show up for the rallies because the smell of Embalming Fluid will just be too strong to take.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:12 PM (9TK8E)
Luckily for him, his brother is an FBI agent.
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2017 12:12 PM (JOUxC)
127. The Big Bang (the event, not the TV Show)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:13 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 12:13 PM (IqV8l)
That's fine but you can't blow up people that don't agree with you.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 12:13 PM (TrOGC)
I'll have to ask my mom if she got a cape. She graduated in the 70's and I don't know when it changed.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 15, 2017 12:13 PM (rp9xB)
Dang, that's some harsh territory for a hermit.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
Very dry area.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:13 PM (NLny5)
Primarily wearing long, flowy dresses w/long sleeves and coats in public.
https://www.gofugyourself.com/olsens_061110-06-2010
No Herve Leger bandage dresses for those gals!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 12:13 PM (W+vEI)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9s93vvx
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 15, 2017 12:14 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
And the crazier leftists are lining up behind the Medicare Monster they wish to make bigger.
Posted by: Scrat at September 15, 2017 12:14 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
More like crawling along in her Hoveround
Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 12:14 PM (O2RFr)
Hillary is definitely running again.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
She never stopped
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Bitch can barely walk
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:14 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 15, 2017 12:15 PM (10LGw)
Bob Marshal wilderness would be a good choice.
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2017 12:15 PM (JOUxC)
heh.
Granny's next book: "What Happened If I Did It"
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 15, 2017 12:15 PM (Ndje9)
Primarily wearing long, flowy dresses w/long sleeves and coats in public.
https://www.gofugyourself.com/olsens_061110-06-2010
No Herve Leger bandage dresses for those gals!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 12:13 PM (W+vEI)
Their company was worth over a billion dollars so marrying a rich guy is relative.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 12:15 PM (TrOGC)
Posted by: Cincinnati Zoo at September 15, 2017 11:38 AM (bc2Lc)
Such a handsome dude. Gorillas have such intelligence in their eyes. Closest to human I've ever see.
http://tinyurl.com/ycskbmqo
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM (VHwfF)
122. Quantum fluctuations
Hey, she was definitely heard saying "Fluvk you Asians" when the contribution to the Clinton Foundation came up a bit short.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM (O2RFr)
116. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
118. Early Minoan culture
119. The Auto Club
120. Bedbugs
121. The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
122. Quantum fluctuations
123. The decision of Ringling Brothers to get rid of its elephants
124. Mimes
125. Pete Best
126. The colors aqua, yellow and cranberry
***
AND
127. Bauhaus
128. Soap on a rope*
129. Lorikeets
130. The Larch
*this is the subject of some scholarly dispute
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:17 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Lizzy
Just saw a recent pic of them. They look like trolls that live under bridges.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (NLny5)
Bazillionaire trolls who live under some pretty fabulous bridges.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:17 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
It's all about the Hot Twin fantasy
or for 3x your pleasure, google Dahm triplets
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (FZYNt)
Maybe there really are no objective moral values, so people just decide to adopt an arbitrary system of values. Ted thinks "the most important thing is to preserve the wilderness around my cabin". Sandra Fluke thinks "the most important thing is free birth control". Angela Merkel thinks "the most important thing is to atone for Nazi Germany by destroying modern Germany with Islam". Michael Moore thinks "the most important thing is eliminating whiteness in America". And countless liberals who think "the most important thing is equality of outcome".
You can't really "prove" which system of values is correct. So people just gravitate towards one inane, random, arbitrary cause, that happened to become stuck in their heads, most likely because of their genetic predispositions, and then they become fanatic about pushing for it, and no one can dissuade them.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 12:11 PM (/qEW2)
I think you CAN prove which value system is correct.
Test them.
What are their fruits? Do they produce a society were people are happier, their needs met, are they freer?
Preserving open areas is a good but Envionmentalism as a political movement leads to shortages and ultimately a lower-quality of life.
Free birth control would accelerate current trendlines of sex without responsibility and the destruction of gender roles.
Likewise Merkel, look at majority-Islam countries.
For Moore, look at African nations.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (ylUqT)
115. The Carolingian Renaissance
116. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
118. Early Minoan culture
119. The Auto Club
120. Bedbugs
121. The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
122. Quantum fluctuations
123. The decision of Ringling Brothers to get rid of its elephants
124. Mimes
125. Pete Best
126. The colors aqua, yellow and cranberry
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (LHbxl)
127. Chugging Valu-Rite before the 9/11 commemoration ceremony.
128. Off branded depends when the store ran out of her favorite brand.
129. Bill Clinton waving a $100 bill past by all the female campaign volunteers much like he used to do in trailer parks.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (YiCkI)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (ylUqT)
Give her a chance to sober up after all the day drinking?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (ZqlGu)
Hell, she's still running for 2016.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (HtLSE)
They will repackage and market her as the new FDR, as she goes wheeling around in her electric skooter.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (rmVvL)
I rather like the idea of-
Pennywise Pundit
subbing for GorillaPundit on rare occasion.
He seems like a good representative of the Left.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (JOUxC)
121. The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (LHbxl)
Actually, I think pretty much everything that has happened since 1914 can be traced to that.
Posted by: rickl at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (LHbxl)
Seems like they are all in England, France, Germany, maybe Sweden?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (aW5/6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM
they had a certain appeal...
Posted by: Zombie Heath Ledger at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (Fb9aZ)
Nowadays, yes, but by the standards of yesteryear when that expression was used, not so much. Nothing malicous was meant by it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (FSDNS)
Posted by: steevy
won't be an issue in the playoff this year
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: Depends at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (ylUqT)
Vampires burn up in the sunlight.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM (39g3+)
What's to figure out. They started in showbiz as babies. Got whatever points they got from that show, which is ALWAYS on in syndication, starred in their own pre- and teeny bop movies, made tons of cash that way, and had somebody with business sense who translated it into a fashion empire that is literally worth, I think, a billion dollars. Give or take.
What they look like has absolutely nothing to do with it. Except... when they were still quite young, as in pre-teen young, they already had a large following in the pedo community.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (TOk1P)
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? The light hurts my cankles.
Posted by: Hillary B. Riddick at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (HtLSE)
That's fine but you can't blow up people that don't agree with you.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 12:13 PM (TrOGC)
****
The deuce you say!
Posted by: Random Muzzie in London at September 15, 2017 12:21 PM (Fb9aZ)
==
coz Cain's offering of produce was rejected so he killed Abel
-> blood sacrifice
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 12:21 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Jerry Jeff Walker at September 15, 2017 12:21 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (Fb9aZ)
Nowadays, yes, but by the standards of yesteryear when that expression was used, not so much. Nothing malicous was meant by it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader
better not ask what black ju-jubes were called back in the day
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:22 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (YiCkI)
Unabomber seems like he probably was our first Aspberger's or high-functioning autistic serial killer.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 12:22 PM (NyJwR)
You'll hear casually racist stuff from really older people regularly. They don't mean anything by it, that's just the term they grew up with. They make no connection between race and the term, its just something you say. I think that's the problem with a lot of younger people, they see racism and sexism in things that have no innate offense. I'm not saying you should never change language or behavior, just recognize there's no insult intended.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:22 PM (39g3+)
What if I just blow them up a little? Like. quarter smithereens. Max.
Posted by: Hillary B. Riddick at September 15, 2017 12:22 PM (HtLSE)
So you saying that Shia LaPoof should be very worried?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:23 PM (ZqlGu)
The other name was that ubiquitous, at least in my neck of the woods.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 15, 2017 12:23 PM (ul9CR)
156 OK Bertam Cabot - I never knew that "other name" for Brazil Nuts - that is "F'd" up, man.
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (Fb9aZ)
Nowadays, yes, but by the standards of yesteryear when that expression was used, not so much. Nothing malicous was meant by it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (FSDNS)
***
True - and don't even get me stared on terms like "negrito" - which is a term of endearment in Colombia. (seen Narcos yet? If not watch it. that word gets used . . a lot) - that being said - still F'd up.
Posted by: Random Muzzie in London at September 15, 2017 12:23 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Candy Crowley at September 15, 2017 12:24 PM (ismre)
My guess is she is very hard to get around and moving before around 3 in the afternoon.
I mean, the older you get, the longer it takes just to get going in the morning and take care of casual things like getting dressed. And when you're a self-entitled drunk, its even worse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:24 PM (39g3+)
So you saying that Shia LaPoof should be very worried?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:23 PM
No. Only the people on his rolodex.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:24 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:25 PM (Fb9aZ)
They will repackage and market her as the new FDR, as she goes wheeling around in her electric skooter.
Posted by: Diogenes
Hillary's Bad Motor Scooter
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 12:25 PM (IqV8l)
Thank you, Candy, may I have another?
Posted by: Mittens Rombley at September 15, 2017 12:25 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 12:25 PM (TrOGC)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 15, 2017 12:26 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (Fb9aZ)
Nowadays, yes, but by the standards of yesteryear when that expression was used, not so much. Nothing malicous was meant by it."
There's a well known roadside yellow coneflower, common on Texas Highways, that used to have the same name.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2017 12:26 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 12:26 PM (O2RFr)
It's really an indictment of the sickos who have walked the hallows halls of Harvard, if anything. An excellent read.
Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at September 15, 2017 12:26 PM (ED4Lt)
They will repackage and market her as the new FDR, as she goes wheeling around in her electric skooter.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (0tfLf)
Can you get a DUI while driving an electric scooter? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Scankles at September 15, 2017 12:27 PM (lKyWE)
I hope they got a volume discount on those identical boob jobs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 12:27 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 15, 2017 12:27 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:28 PM (9TK8E)
I expect her to try to make a run. But she won't have the money and Inner Inner D party support that gave her unfair advantages last time, and will only get core support from Women Who Live With Cats. And she's publicly blamed 80% of the population for her personal failures.
It's almost worth not throwing her or Huma in jail to kick her around once more.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 12:28 PM (SIY7D)
psychology prof. as a freshman at Harvard - Henry Murray - who ran DoD
experiments on torture and resilience...
Yikes! They had an episode on that in the Unabomber miniseries - I had hoped they exaggerated it for dramatic purposes.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 12:28 PM (W+vEI)
--
Other factors that did not cause Hillary Clinton's loss to Donald Trump:
116. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
122. Quantum fluctuations
--------------------------------------------
Perhaps not, but if there's a cat in Hillary's box, it's definitely dead.
Posted by: E. Schrodinger at September 15, 2017 12:29 PM (pMGkg)
They will repackage and market her as the new FDR, as she goes wheeling around in her electric skooter.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (0tfLf)
Can you get a DUI while driving an electric scooter? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Scankles at September 15, 2017 12:27 PM
Not is Chappaquiddick.
Posted by: Zombie Lion of the Senate at September 15, 2017 12:29 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 12:29 PM (rmVvL)
They played a baby/toddler, "played" being generous since acting isn't much required at that age (although it did go long enough they had to learn to deliver lines). It's an advantage that they knew when to get out of acting and do something else.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 15, 2017 12:29 PM (rp9xB)
The pattern and practice of the left is to reduce everything and everyone to preschool thinking. Everything is either totally bad or totally good. If this is maintained long enough into adolescence, it does not develop into nuance ("well, okay, that thing is Less Bad, or to be preferred to *this*), but rather leaves all nuance to current emotive state.
THAT is what Orwell was talking about with doublethink, and a lot of people miss that. There is an ironclad distinction between recognizing things in relative terms vs. absolute terms. Something is not worse than y, better than x, it is entirely BAD when discussing y and also entirely GOOD when discussing x.
Coincidentally, this helps to erode the intellectual grounds of absolute good and bad in favor of emotive ones. Not by accident, and the only way that socialism can ever be absolute good - cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 12:29 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 12:25 PM (IqV8l)
Scooby
Posted by: WisRich at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (G0vdT)
as in "oh noes if you say the Bad Word you have INVOKED THE DEMON!!! and he will come to get us all!!!"
it's just words. words do not have physical power, unless you decide, through your actions, to give them some.
You know that used to be taken for granted.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (k1TUh)
We should all be doing everything we can to encourage her to run again.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (ul9CR)
-BB
Nice
Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (mcI77)
Imagine the press conference as she models her new agility and strength. And manages to crumple a Tesla.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (ZqlGu)
I'm finished with "Earth in the Balance". Thanks for letting me borrow it.
I'll mail it back to you.
Sincerely,
Posted by: Inconvenient Ted at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2017 12:31 PM (TYoOS)
*cough* Congress *cough*
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 12:32 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:32 PM (ZqlGu)
I think Janet managed to escape though.
Go on, tell me again about the Islamic respect for women.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 12:32 PM (6iPQl)
We should all be doing everything we can to encourage her to run again.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
Because when she loses, the meltdown will be epic.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:32 PM (NLny5)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (TOk1P)
Don't I know it. My "Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley" VHS tapes are wearing out.
Posted by: Harry S. Plinkett at September 15, 2017 12:32 PM (u9OP6)
I agree you can evaluate the results. But all these people fixated onto one tiny area, who seem incapable of evaluating anything. I just wish there weren't so many.
The problem seems to be getting worse.Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 12:33 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (ZqlGu)
"NIXON'S BAAAAAAAAAACK! KNOCK KNOCK!"
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:33 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 12:34 PM (rmVvL)
We should all be doing everything we can to encourage her to run again.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (ul9CR)
You'd think she'd connect the dots. The more she appears in public, the more people dislike her.
Her best strategy would be to spend the next two years, maybe three, in a drunken stupor only reappearing when it is time to start gunning for the Dimwit nomination.
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 15, 2017 12:35 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 15, 2017 11:51 AM (MIKMs)
The one on the far right, by the two stripes on her hat, is the certified enema administrator. The one on the far left is the "naughty nurse".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2017 12:35 PM (EkNES)
We should all be doing everything we can to encourage her to run again.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
Because when she loses, the meltdown will be epic.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:32 PM
I hope she announces soon. I will need to start stocking up on popcorn early.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:35 PM (0tfLf)
And who would be first to defend her when the shooting starts? First female president HAS to get in a war. That's part of being tough and strong.
Posted by: Tomorrow at September 15, 2017 12:35 PM (q177U)
don't really care about Bundy (but then, the Unabomber is lame too)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 12:35 PM (6iPQl)
The white, starched nurse's cap evolved from nuns' habits and have become a universal symbol of the nursing profession, though seldom worn in the current era in the United States. The folded up pleat at the front served as a useful receptacle for sandwiches, Oreo cookies and other snacks favored by nurses.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 12:35 PM (wPiJc)
I hope they got a volume discount on those identical boob jobs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Late 90's Playboy. The Katarina Witt edition
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:36 PM (FZYNt)
The Indians game starts ten minutes later. While I can tape it and watch it on delay, I'd have to turn my phone off to do that (since the text messages start flowing in right after first pitch).
So, really I'm left with now choice: the flu. Pretty sure I have the flu.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 15, 2017 12:36 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 12:36 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:37 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 12:37 PM (nmr2M)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (TOk1P)
Don't I know it. My "Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley" VHS tapes are wearing out.
Posted by: Harry S. Plinkett at September 15, 2017 12:32 PM (u9OP6)
I am aware I am talking to a sock, but there was some acknowledgement on their part that they knew they had a pedo following, and that they didn't seem to mind, if I recall.
More money for them, I suppose.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:37 PM (TOk1P)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/275659/
Posted by: geoffb5 at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM (hMwEB)
John Stamos: What a tough gig [America's Funniest Home Videos] must've been, huh? His entire job consisted of saying, "Take a look at this," which is what he used to say to Mary-Kate Olsen in her dressing room.
Jeffrey Ross: Full House should've been called Blackjack, 'cause he hit on the Olsens when they were eight. He didn't stop till they were 21.
Gilbert Gottfried: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen walk into a bar. They say to the bartender, "Give us two ass-hurts." The bartender says, "How do you make an ass hurt?" The Olsen twins say, "Well, Bob Saget hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach."
Greg Giraldo (RIP): The Olsens are like Tom Green's testicles -- they look the same, but one is fake and empty inside, and the other one's been licked by Heath Ledger. It's -- he'd be cool with it, fuckers.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM (q177U)
Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Clinton.
Are Sean Young and Vivian Leigh up next?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM (ATVNj)
During daylight hours she rests inside a box, filled with her native soil?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2017 12:39 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 15, 2017 12:36 PM
I recommend you go. Slam three quick drinks and then stand in the corner quietly talking to yourself. She'll have you out of there in no time. Sure, you'll miss the first three innings but its a small price to pay.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:39 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM (9TK8E)
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That's a win-win.
Posted by: auscolpyr at September 15, 2017 12:39 PM (suO/a)
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maybe the stripes on the nurse caps are rank
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM
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Probably, after they wear them a while.
Posted by: irright at September 15, 2017 12:39 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2017 12:39 PM (q177U)
Or join a pop group from England. I'm 'enry the VIII, I am...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 12:40 PM (493sH)
don't really care about Bundy (but then, the Unabomber is lame too)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 12:35 PM (6iPQl)
I still wonder why anybody ever agreed to go back to Jeffrey Dahmer's place.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:40 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man
It looks like you may be dying; definitely contagious.
Take three quarts of value-rite and call someone else when you're throwing up.
Posted by: AoS Urgent care (less) unit at September 15, 2017 12:40 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 12:36 PM (wPiJc)
So Brazil reported her? In a somewhat higher voice I imagine.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 12:40 PM (nmr2M)
Egad, that's awful. Hilarious, but awful.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:40 PM (TOk1P)
It's really an indictment of the sickos who have walked the hallows halls of Harvard, if anything. An excellent read.
Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at September 15, 2017 12:26 PM (ED4Lt)
The Best and Brightest. Our Governing Class.
Posted by: rickl at September 15, 2017 12:41 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:41 PM (39g3+)
He only had to utter one mesmerizing word: "Covfefe".
Either that or he showed them the Yellow Sign or something.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 12:41 PM (HtLSE)
-BB
Nice
Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (mcI77)
This is dangerous. There's a resolution pending in Congress, or was last year, Resolution 530 I believe, that makes speaking bad about Islam a hate crime. I was hoping the election of Trump meant it would go away. Now I don't know. I guess I should check. It was sponsored by 70 dems...last time I checked. Last year.
We lose free speech....we are fvcked. As my UK & EU contacts have driven home to me. Hate speech is defined as anything those in power decide it is. It is subjective. It is deadly.
Hate to be a debbie downer, but it is the beginning of the end.
Hope I'm wrong...hope Kassam overstated the case. But any move in that direction...deadly.
Mow I feel like Jeremiah in that painting.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 12:42 PM (VHwfF)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM
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Probably, after they wear them a while.
Posted by: irright
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:42 PM (NLny5)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 15, 2017 12:36 PM
I recommend you go. Slam three quick drinks and then stand in the corner quietly talking to yourself. She'll have you out of there in no time. Sure, you'll miss the first three innings but its a small price to pay.
Posted by: Diogenes
Or, announce that you suddenly realize that You.Can.Dance!
Posted by: advice from Morons at September 15, 2017 12:42 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 12:42 PM (VHwfF)
Posted by: F'n monkey at September 15, 2017 12:42 PM (KvWlw)
Oh, now you're talking. I was going over in my mind whether my all time favorite was Katarina Witt or Gabrielle Reece.
Both are girls who got their bodies by actually doing something, as opposed to via surgery. Susen Tiedke was a long time personal favorite too, but her PB spread was not that great.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 12:43 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2017 12:43 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:43 PM (ZqlGu)
Googlag has a "gender" discrimination law suit on its hands. Googlag has said, it disagrees with the allegations. Oh dear. Aren't wymyn always to be believe about things like this? More sexism from Googlag
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 12:43 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Hillary's depends at September 15, 2017 12:44 PM (JNTt1)
__________________________________________
The irresistible attraction of Free Shit.
Hell, there's a whole section of our country that is hypnotized by the prospect of free shit and are willing to piss away their lives to get it.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 12:45 PM (ATVNj)
...with fringe like that who needs enemas?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 12:47 PM (wPiJc)
___________________________________________
Ach du lieber, baby.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 12:47 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 12:47 PM (NyJwR)
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It's just a resolution, right? I thought those were pretty much meaningless. It "urges" the president to do this, that, and the other. But it doesn't have any force, or give any new authority.
(Right? Maybe I'm being naive.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 15, 2017 12:48 PM (10LGw)
Maybe the guy who gave us "Pride and Prejudice with Zombies" will do "What Happened with Zombies"?
Posted by: Anachronda at September 15, 2017 12:48 PM (v3pYe)
As long as they don't have an Annabelle doll...
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:48 PM (NLny5)
______________________________________
Yeah, but they were still attached to Pele. . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 12:48 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2017 12:49 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: The 10,000 Thundering Typhoons of Haddock at September 15, 2017 12:49 PM (tYzAL)
I thought that was sort of part of the unspoken rules of marriage. If man accompanies wife to boring fru, fru event....she is so thankful, it's on like Donkey Kong?
Posted by: TickledPink at September 15, 2017 12:49 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:49 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM
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Probably, after they wear them a while.
Posted by: irright
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:42 PM (NLny5)
******
Oohhhh!
Gawd I'm slow today.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:49 PM (0tfLf)
Two terror attacks in France by-
Guess who!!!
________________________________
Uhhhh. . . Sonobi?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 12:49 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 12:50 PM (TrOGC)
Two terror attacks in France by-
Guess who!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 12:47 PM (NyJwR)
And here I thought Burton Cummings was a good guy.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 12:50 PM (NyJwR)
Like a waitress with 8 steinsPosted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:50 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 15, 2017 12:50 PM (HKM9P)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 12:50 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:50 PM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 12:51 PM (wPiJc)
I thought that was sort of part of the unspoken rules of marriage. If man accompanies wife to boring fru, fru event....she is so thankful, it's on like Donkey Kong?
Posted by: TickledPink
Depends. Depends on how long you've been married.
At some point, you get to have sex WITH Donkey Kong.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:51 PM (NLny5)
Washington Standard goes into the worries about it shutting down Daily Caller, Breitbart, etc.
Article Expounds on Kassam opinion & why it is so worrisome.
http://tinyurl.com/y9ol9dle
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 12:51 PM (VHwfF)
Sandwich making is important!! PB needs to be evenly distributed and to all edges of bread!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 12:51 PM (wRe9i)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM
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Probably, after they wear them a while.
Posted by: irright
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:42 PM (NLny5)
Paraphrased joke (for which I am going to hell):
How can you tell who the head nurse is?
She's the one with the sticky cap.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:52 PM (TOk1P)
315 Yes, but if you attend the cocktail party with the Mrs, aren't you guaranteed to get laid, and get laid good?
I thought that was sort of part of the unspoken rules of marriage. If man accompanies wife to boring fru, fru event....she is so thankful, it's on like Donkey Kong?
Posted by: TickledPink at September 15, 2017 12:49 PM (smD62)
Its when you take her to a Broadway show she has to blow you.
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 12:52 PM (cAnNx)
True fact: Bob Saget is one of the most filthiest ("blue") comedians in the business.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 12:52 PM (kYhVW)
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The East German Stasi bugged her apartment and hotel rooms to head off any defection to the West. What they recorded was amazing sex. She was a banshee.
I think they may have destroyed the tapes after German unification, but I'm sure copies still exist.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 12:53 PM (ATVNj)
-WZ
What a total waste our feral government has become.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 12:54 PM (mcI77)
Yes, true....but if a woman has been married a long time, aren't they usually past the cocktail party stuff?
I know my mom hit an age, she went anti-social, and she went anti-social real quick. Anyway...if the wife is still interested in cocktail parties, she is probably still interested in getting it on.
Posted by: TickledPink at September 15, 2017 12:54 PM (smD62)
As long as she doesn't notice your absence.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 12:54 PM (LTHVh)
How can you tell who the head nurse is?
She's the one with the sticky cap.
Posted by: BurtTC
DIOGENES! Joke!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:55 PM (NLny5)
Two terror attacks in France by-
Guess who!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 12:47 PM (NyJwR)
Shouting "no time left for you" as they did so, no doubt.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:55 PM (TOk1P)
charged with carrying out a murder with a police officer's off-duty
revolver was wearing an electronic monitor issued by United States
immigration officials.
-WZ
What a total waste our feral government has become.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 12:54 PM (mcI77)
We're just a monitor. We observe and report. That's it.
Posted by: US Immigration at September 15, 2017 12:55 PM (JO9+V)
It didn't happen, perhaps to the GOPe's chagrin, and she was clueless what to do next.
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 15, 2017 12:56 PM (nBr1j)
So was Teri Weigel. There is such a thing as too loud.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 12:56 PM (wRe9i)
Washington Standard goes into the worries about it shutting down Daily Caller, Breitbart, etc.
Article Expounds on Kassam opinion & why it is so worrisome.
http://tinyurl.com/y9ol9dle
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 12:51 PM (VHwfF)
Yep. If I tell my wife in a public place that I think illegal aliens should be deported, is that a hate speech crime now?
Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 12:56 PM (mcI77)
Bob from the NSA
Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 12:56 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:57 PM (TOk1P)
How can you tell who the head nurse is?
She's the one with the sticky cap.
Posted by: BurtTC
DIOGENES! Joke!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:55 PM (NLny5)
******
Huh?
Oh. Right!
Bwahahaha!!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:57 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 12:57 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: East German Stasi at September 15, 2017 12:57 PM (ATVNj)
So was Teri Weigel. There is such a thing as too loud.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 12:56 PM (wRe9i)
Geeze. I haven't even put it in yet. Pipe down, willya Teri?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2017 12:57 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:58 PM (ZqlGu)
Time is everything.
Posted by: BurtTC
that's ok, Burton Cummings still is going at it
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:58 PM (FZYNt)
It didn't happen, perhaps to the GOPe's chagrin, and she was clueless what to do next.
Posted by: Northernlurker
________
GOPe certainly upheld their end of the deal.
There was a ridiculous amount of elected Republicans that either refused to endorse him after being the nominee and/or endorsed Hillary. Basically every day calling him some combination of a racist or sexual predator.
Traditional donor sources also completely dried up and refused to write checks, Hillary outspent Donald by a huge margin.
Posted by: Maritime at September 15, 2017 12:58 PM (lKmt3)
It didn't happen, perhaps to the GOPe's chagrin, and she was clueless what to do next.
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods
What 'thought'? We all saw it. Leaders and pundits alike obstructing Trump and some openly endorsing Clinton.
Democrats do NOT do this. They may go farther left (thanks for that btw) but they NEVER endorse the rethuglickkkkkkkkan.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 15, 2017 12:58 PM (326rv)
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It's just a resolution, right? I thought those were pretty much meaningless. It "urges" the president to do this, that, and the other. But it doesn't have any force, or give any new authority.
(Right? Maybe I'm being naive.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 15, 2017 12:48 PM (10LGw)
If I hadn't been immersed in EU watching the last few years, I would be more likely to shrug it off, is my guess. I acknowledge I have a feeling of dread as I watch us go down the same road. If the political climate here was not already clamping down on free speech in the most general of topics, I'd also be less concerned. Or the media had not descended into open warfare & mass hysteria. But all those things taken together do frighten me.
For me, it's like watching dominos fall.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 12:59 PM (VHwfF)
-WZ
__________________
Just doing the killing you lazy Americans won't do!
Posted by: Illegal aliens, er . . . undocumented citizens at September 15, 2017 12:59 PM (BXf9o)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 01:00 PM (wPiJc)
-WZ
What a total waste our feral government has become.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 12:54 PM (mcI77)
A tag and release program. How progressive
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 01:00 PM (493sH)
The Shambling Culture Zombie of the Never-to-Be Hillary! Presidency.
And here I have to express my admiration for the planning that goes on on the Left.
Obama's flacks, cronies, and Justice Dept were already going after domestic terrorists of the white supremacy persuasion and totally ignoring muslim and illegal drug cartel inspired terror years-
before Hillary! lost.
This was to be part of the Hillary! Cultural Revolution to sideline middle class white men and men in general.
And here they are.....still carrying it out.
Welp. Good for them, while they're planning and taking action-
people like the Turtle and Eddy Munster are engaging in endless circle jerks.
Awesome!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 01:01 PM (NyJwR)
Time is everything.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:57 PM (TOk1P)
It's okay, they have No Time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 01:01 PM (493sH)
____________________________________________
Another Dreamer.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 01:01 PM (ATVNj)
-WZ
__________________
Just doing the killing you lazy Americans won't do!
Posted by: Illegal aliens
Bull. That's what we hire police officers for.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 01:01 PM (NLny5)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 01:01 PM (6iPQl)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 01:02 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: BurtTC
But none of them had grown wings ...
Posted by: Adriane the Find the Pattern Critic ... at September 15, 2017 01:03 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 12:56 PM (wRe9i)
Yeah, but Teri Weigel's screaming was fake.
Uh... a friend told me this.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 01:03 PM (kYhVW)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 01:03 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2017 01:03 PM (JOUxC)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 01:02 PM (SIY7D)
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If it were up to me it would be required viewing to register to vote.
Posted by: Jackal at September 15, 2017 01:03 PM (UJ4fd)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (cAnNx)
Nice one.
Posted by: simplemind at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (BsSIa)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (FZYNt)
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Gee, I hope the monitor wasn't damaged in the fracas.
We'll probably lose our deposit if it is.
How are we ever going explain that?
Posted by: Immigration Officials at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (ATVNj)
I thought that was sort of part of the unspoken rules of marriage. If man accompanies wife to boring fru, fru event....she is so thankful, it's on like Donkey Kong?
Posted by: TickledPink at September 15, 2017 12:49 PM (smD62)
Heh. Ha ha ha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You're so funny!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: MikeN at September 15, 2017 01:05 PM (VdoJJ)
Meghan McCain is out at Fox.
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (cAnNx)
Lesbo? Nice!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 15, 2017 01:05 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:58 PM (FZYNt)
Yeah, no kidding:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_fNGa26hig
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 01:05 PM (kYhVW)
It has a happy ending, of sorts.
And serves as an answer to dystopian novels like 1984.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 01:06 PM (SIY7D)
Fox Business is showing Whoa Fat. He's wearing the same Mao suit Hillary had on in her recent interview
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 01:06 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 01:06 PM (ATVNj)
Happy anniversary to my best friend, partner, husband, step-dad, and that other thing we'll keep between us
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 01:07 PM (gIRsn)
Fox Business is showing Whoa Fat. He's wearing the same Mao suit Hillary had on in her recent interview
Posted by: TheQuietMan
both hiding a catheter bag?
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 01:07 PM (FZYNt)
Resolutions don't even have the effect of regulations, much less law.
I looked up and read the thing. Same blah blah we heard after Charlottesville in which the "white supremicists and KKK were described as torch bearing racist, bigoted, hate filled groups who began fighting with the peaceful counterprotestors. Description of the "alleged" KKK member running down the peaceful counterprotester.(remember , the guy hasn't been found guilty yet, but Congress is going to describe him that way anyway)
All it is doing is directing the executive branch to use "all resources to combat hate groups".
The only hate groups they have defined in this are the KKK. Whom the courts have found have a right to exist and a right to protest.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 15, 2017 01:08 PM (/Qs0S)
Posted by: Dorothy Stratten at September 15, 2017 01:08 PM (tYzAL)
Washington Standard goes into the worries about it shutting down Daily Caller, Breitbart, etc.
Article Expounds on Kassam opinion & why it is so worrisome.
http://tinyurl.com/y9ol9dle
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 12:51 PM (VHwfF)
Yep. If I tell my wife in a public place that I think illegal aliens should be deported, is that a hate speech crime now?
Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 12:56 PM (mcI77)
In the UK you can not read some of Churchill's writings out loud, or teach them. Considered hate specch or incitement to violence.
Winston fvcking Churchill!!
The danger in Islam is not mainly terror attacks. It is the capitulation of a culture to their ways out of fear. Intolerance & violence work. It's the daily terror of saying the wrong thing, of sexual abuse, of child mistreatment...and on it goes. And the victims are blamed. The police will be neutered as they are in the EU. Judges & their families will be threatened re: sentencing. It is awful. And people will appease.
Tech companies & govt. are already silencing people on general topics. Islam will be way worse. As countries in EU prove.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 01:08 PM (VHwfF)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 01:08 PM (ATVNj)
is great.
Posted by: m at September 15, 2017 01:09 PM (9egmK)
Happy anniversary to my best friend, partner, husband, step-dad, and that other thing we'll keep between us
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 01:07 PM (gIRsn)
Sex Slave?
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 01:09 PM (cAnNx)
Meghan McCain is out at Fox.
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (cAnNx)
Lesbo? Nice!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 15, 2017 01:05 PM (tbOMB)
Pictures (video?) or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 15, 2017 01:09 PM (jxbfJ)
It passed both houses unanimously. That's what bothers me.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 01:09 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 01:09 PM (NWiLs)
Is this the opening line / setup to one of those Kings of Reality Videos Ace was talking about?
The ones Ted Cruz likes?
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2017 01:10 PM (JOUxC)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 01:10 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (cAnNx)
What happened? Did her boobs fall off?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 01:10 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 01:10 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2017 01:10 PM (QC/4S)
THE ARISTOCRATS!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 01:10 PM (LTHVh)
Meghan McCain is out at Fox. Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (cAnNx)
Marie Harf hastaken over the chubby blonde slot at FOX
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2017 01:10 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 01:11 PM (gIRsn)
Uh... a friend told me this.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 01:03 PM (kYhVW)
A friend told me she did a beautifully filmed scene with Peter North and her screaming made it unwatchable. Unless the sound was turned off.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 15, 2017 01:11 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2017 01:10 PM (lKyWE)
I'm going to have to check out that slot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (Mouru)
A friend told me she did a beautifully filmed scene with Peter North and her screaming made it unwatchable. Unless the sound was turned off.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman
all porn is watched in silence when the wife is in the house
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 01:07 PM (gIRsn)
Sex Slave?
I was more going for implied "husband and step-dad".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (aW5/6)
_____________________________________
I'll settle for fake.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (JO9+V)
I so hope you are right. The courts have become so politicized I don't have a lot of faith in them anymore.
I want to be wrong...on everything. But there was a time I would have sworn the country could not, would not, ever have descended into it's current crazy.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (VHwfF)
Posted by: MikeN at September 15, 2017 01:05 PM (VdoJJ)
++
I don't think they are insulted either. Let the government make the big decisions. I'll just play in my Nike's, I phone, and watch my 58" flat-screen and await my check hitting the bank. What's wrong?
Posted by: washrivergal at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (7m3t8)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 01:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 01:13 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Chilling the most at September 15, 2017 01:13 PM (tbUsK)
There's a blast from the past.
Posted by: Count de Monet
she liked butt stuff
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 01:13 PM (FZYNt)
all porn is watched in silence when the wife is in the house
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Headphones. The second most important marital aid.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 01:13 PM (ATVNj)
At some point, McCain is going to need to resign his Senate seat. However, knowing his track record, it probably won't be until his funeral is announced.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 15, 2017 01:13 PM (/Qs0S)
Ponygirl and charioteer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 01:14 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2017 01:14 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
can't hear the wife coming.
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 01:14 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 15, 2017 01:14 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 15, 2017 01:15 PM (ul9CR)
Winston fvcking Churchill!!
So I guess they are really going to hate anything by Disraeli.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 01:15 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 01:15 PM (9TK8E)
I wanted to say, "Has it ever occurred to you that the higher percentage of blacks being shot is because they commit more violent crimes -- not because more whites 'empowered' by SYG are targeting them?" But it would have made me, shall we say, unpopular.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2017 01:16 PM (+Ywi5)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 01:16 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 01:16 PM (mcI77)
Hence, hiring people like Tomi Lahren
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 01:17 PM (39g3+)
Meghan hasn't been on Outnumbered since her father was diagnosed with brain cancer. This isn't a surprise, she says she is leaving to focus on other things, which I am sure is spending time with her dad and helping her mother with his care.
But mostly getting ready to run for her dads soon to be vactaed senate seat
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2017 01:17 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 01:09 PM (LTHVh)
Because it has no legal effect, so no consequences for Congress. Zero. It's meaningless, which is why Trump signed it. Why spend ANY political capital on something that doesn't do anything.
And the congress critters can hurridly respond to any charges of racism, etc. on the immigration bills that they unanimously signed a Congressional resolution.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 15, 2017 01:18 PM (/Qs0S)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
WOODY ALLEN! Called it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 01:22 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2017 01:16 PM (+Ywi5)
Proper ordering of and linking between cause and effect, How Do It Work?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2017 01:22 PM (JO9+V)
At some point, McCain is going to need to resign his Senate seat. However, knowing his track record, it probably won't be until his funeral is announced.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 15, 2017 01:13 PM (/Qs0S)
At some point, McCain is going to need to resign his Senate seat. However, knowing his track record, it probably won't be until a couple of years after his worthless ass is in the ground.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at September 15, 2017 01:23 PM (tu3iY)
I actually knew a couple like that. Guy started out married to her mom. It was weird.
Posted by: freaked at September 15, 2017 01:23 PM (KvWlw)
Why did the Republican Leadership introduce it whip the vote?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 02:08 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 02:08 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM
I can't remember the last time I saw a nurse wearing a cap or a white uniform. All the nurses I've seen for the past 25 years or so wear scrubs. It's easier to find a nun in a traditional habit.
My sister had a "cap ceremony" when she graduated from nursing school. I'll have to ask her if she carried around snacks in her cap.
I worked in the dietary department of a hospital when I was a teen and we had to wear white uniforms to work, so I wore my aunts and my sister's cast off white nursing uniforms - the pants suits ones. It was the '70's. They were awful, not just because they were ugly polyester and didn't absorb sweat at all - and hospital kitchens are pretty warm places.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 02:44 PM (P8951)
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