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The Morning Rant

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"So DNC hack John Podesta got suckered by an e-mail phishing scam and from that we're supposed to conclude that Donald Trump schemed with Vladimir Putin to rig the election? You'd have to be crazy, and I mean 100% certifiably nuts, to believe that."


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From Yesterday:

47 Ok - instead of those "cute animal or plate of food" stuff how about a mash-up of "Trans-health Manifesto or Uni-bomber Manifesto"

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (Fb9aZ)

Well, I couldn't find precisely that, but it did remind me of an old classic from the early days of the internet, namely, this quiz where you are given a series of quotes and have to decide whether each one is from Al Gore's book Earth in the Balance or from the Unabomber's Manifesto. It's not easy to tell.

You know how they caught the Unabomber, by the way? After the NY Times published his manifesto, his family contacted the feds and told them "Yeah, that rambling pile of environmentalist gobbledygook sounds just like our nutty brother Ted, and, by the way, here's the location of the remote cabin in Montana where he's been living." And now he's doing life without parole in a federal PMITA prison.



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Now that the left is using Harry Potter memes to set their agenda (Trump = Voldemort!), I thought posting this "Hermione Grows Up" SNL parody would be appropriate. It's pretty much a series of boob jokes. Naturally, I laughed like a braying jackass.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:31 AM




Comments

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1 Primate Prime!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 11:31 AM (QQ+il)

2 First?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 15, 2017 11:32 AM (+Dllb)

3 GP saves the day!

Posted by: Roy at September 15, 2017 11:33 AM (7n4KQ)

4 She's no Elvira

Posted by: Downcast at September 15, 2017 11:34 AM (Bss0f)

5 One misses the days when one's biggest worry was wind-up, exploding penguins ...

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at September 15, 2017 11:34 AM (AoK0a)

6
Who's the skirt with the knockers??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2017 11:34 AM (8XRCm)

7 Love that pic of Hillz.

Posted by: HH at September 15, 2017 11:34 AM (mIJBI)

8 Ah, but the strawberries, that's, that's where I had them, they laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the ward room icebox did exist.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 15, 2017 11:34 AM (QQ+il)

9 I've been watching the Unabomber miniseries. Not bad, though I didn't know the FBI profile guy who figured him out went a little nutty himself.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 11:35 AM (W+vEI)

10 Is that Lindsey Lohan?

Posted by: The Barrel at September 15, 2017 11:35 AM (tVWQB)

11 Whoa, she would have made a better Hermione than who they did cast... at least the Horde would think so.

Large tracts of land there. Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 11:35 AM (ZqlGu)

12 Love that pic of Hillz.
Posted by: HH


Book tour greeting banner ?

Posted by: Adriane the Snobby Author Book Tour Critic ... at September 15, 2017 11:36 AM (AoK0a)

13 Naturally, I laughed like a braying jackass.

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: The Moroccan Donkey at September 15, 2017 11:36 AM (ctuyM)

14 Hey OM - thanks for the shout out.

Just realized I said Uni-Bomber - when it's Unabomber! Heh. "Uni-bomber" . . . like a bomber what rides a unicycle. Heh. That's funny - like the Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight from "The Tick."

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 11:36 AM (Fb9aZ)

15
Wonders why that quote is superimposed over a bust of Caesar.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2017 11:36 AM (8XRCm)

16 Rockhardium wangiosa!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 11:36 AM (NWiLs)

17 Better to bray like a donkey than moo like Kay in Maine's Service Moose.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 11:36 AM (ZqlGu)

18 Willowed:

Neither stayed at a Holiday Inn, or a lawyer, but who's brilliant idea was it to have no jury?

I'm not a conspiracy guy, but one could easily see how some might see this as a done deal before the fact.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 10:52 AM (TOk1P)


The defendant gets the choice of a jury or a bench trial.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2017 11:32 AM (hLRSq)

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (hLRSq)

19 Is that Lindsey Lohan?

Posted by: The Barrel at September 15, 2017 11:35 AM (tVWQB)


Yes, back when she had so much potential in front of her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (493sH)

20 Lindsay Lohan! Mmmm! How long ago was that? She looked good, as though she hadn't had much time to degenerate thanks to drugs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (+Ywi5)

21 Apex Predator.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (9TK8E)

22 I'd prefer Hillary's face pasted on Hannibal Lecter's body, as he is being hauled in on a handtruck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (uArQd)

23 whose titties those be?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 11:38 AM (XFue2)

24 Gorilla: "Kevin Bacon turned me invisible once. So the giraffe next door falls within 2 degrees. Amazing, right?"

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 11:38 AM (wRe9i)

25 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 11:38 AM (NLny5)

26 We have a new gorilla! Welcome Mshindi! Second place name: Harambe 2 Gorilla Boogaloo.

Posted by: Cincinnati Zoo at September 15, 2017 11:38 AM (bc2Lc)

27 Gorillas, Solzhenitsyn, demon clowns, and Harry Potter boobs.

What the fuck is the checklist that is being followed somewhere?

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 11:38 AM (HtLSE)

28 Wonders why that quote is superimposed over a bust of Caesar.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2017 11:36 AM (8XRCm)




Solzhenitsyn was a big fan of Augustus

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 11:39 AM (493sH)

29 Harry Potter and the Very Impressive Rack

Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 11:39 AM (O5Q3r)

30 20 Lindsay Lohan! Mmmm! How long ago was that? She looked good, as though she hadn't had much time to degenerate thanks to drugs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (+Ywi5)

Is she the one who converted to the Religion of Pieces, or was that some other vapid tart?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 11:39 AM (9TK8E)

31 Wonders why that quote is superimposed over a bust of Caesar.
Posted by: fixerupper
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It's the lead-in to Lindsey Lohan's bust.

It's obvious.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 11:39 AM (uArQd)

32 22 I'd prefer Hillary's face pasted on Hannibal Lecter's body, as he is being hauled in on a handtruck.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (uArQd)

Take this...THING back to Chappaqua!

Posted by: Senator Martin at September 15, 2017 11:39 AM (NWiLs)

33 So are the nurses NAZIs, Klanswomen, or just naughty lesbians looking to steal Hillary's Lucky Charm?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 15, 2017 11:39 AM (YV+SU)

34 -
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Apex Predator.


Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM

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The first one.

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2017 11:39 AM (pMGkg)

35 27 Gorillas, Solzhenitsyn, demon clowns, and Harry Potter boobs.

What the fuck is the checklist that is being followed somewhere?
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 11:38 AM (HtLSE)

Thought you missed one, but you did say demon clowns twice.

Posted by: Roy at September 15, 2017 11:39 AM (7n4KQ)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2017 11:40 AM (ctuyM)

37 "Is that Lindsey Lohan?"

Couldn't't make out the face.

But the bewbs would seem to indicate so.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2017 11:40 AM (EyPfd)

38 Apex Predator.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (9TK8E)

Ajax Predator....very clean kill sites.

Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2017 11:40 AM (LWPRt)

39 22. Swyve that with leper's codpiece! Dr. Lecter is da man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 11:40 AM (fA1SL)

40 Is that Lindsey Lohan?

Posted by: The Barrel at September 15, 2017 11:35 AM (tVWQB)


Yes, back when she had so much potential in front of her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 11:37 AM (493sH)


Ah yes, back in the day, when we thought the world was young, more pure, and we were going to be treated to be fapping to Lindsey Lohan making Oscar speeches for decades to come...

Seems almost a lifetime ago.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 11:41 AM (TOk1P)

41 27 Gorillas, Solzhenitsyn, demon clowns, and Harry Potter boobs.

What the fuck is the checklist that is being followed somewhere?
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I'm very impressed that you spelled Solzhenitsyn correctly. It's really a hard thing to do.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 15, 2017 11:41 AM (YV+SU)

Posted by: amy schumer at September 15, 2017 11:41 AM (mJ8mX)

43 Lohan is Islam lite now I believe

Posted by: NCKate at September 15, 2017 11:41 AM (g7h/l)

44 28. Third Rome & all that

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 11:41 AM (fA1SL)

45 I worked with a guy who gave off a Unabomber-type vibe. He was a software developer and just really off. Another colleague mentioned that in conversation, the guy had something like "It's hard to sometimes think clearly over the loud sound of a buzzsaw in my brain." What was worse is that we all got the same vibe. My boss, who lived really close to work, used to have Friday happyhour bbqs and always invited this guy because, "When he snaps and comes to work with a gun I want him to remember this and not shoot me." Finally got let go after sending a long missive to several major papers and cc'd the entire company - using his company address.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 11:41 AM (W+vEI)

46 27 Gorillas, Solzhenitsyn, demon clowns, and Harry Potter boobs.

What the fuck is the checklist that is being followed somewhere?

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 11:38 AM (HtLSE)


Ted Cruz's porn collection.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 11:42 AM (9TK8E)

47 Lindsey Lohan
Tara Reid
Brittney Spears

all ruined by age and drugs but mostly drugs

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (FZYNt)

48 Seriously, Hillary is fucking nuts. Certifiable.

Am I wrong?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (SIY7D)

49 That language guide is spot on.

Posted by: Emmie at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (ZapPq)

50 I'm very impressed that you spelled Solzhenitsyn correctly. It's really a hard thing to do.
It's spelled just like it sounds!

Posted by: det. stan wojciehowicz at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (mJ8mX)

51 ""So DNC hack John Podesta got suckered by an e-mail phishing scam and
from that we're supposed to conclude that Donald Trump schemed with
Vladimir Putin to rig the election? You'd have to be crazy, and I mean
100% certifiably nuts, to believe that."

.
.
.You forgot to add that no one said anything about Trump colluding with the Russians until after hillary lost a rigged election.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (+Dllb)

52 So that is what happened to Castle Anthrax and oh so naughty Zoot, turned into a domicile for the reality challenged.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (ZqlGu)

53 Seriously, Hillary is fucking nuts

Not mine!

Posted by: Scrat at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (326rv)

54 48 Seriously, Hillary is fucking nuts. Certifiable.

Am I wrong?
Posted by: Ignoramus

this is not new

been asleep long?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (FZYNt)

55 9 I've been watching the Unabomber miniseries. Not bad, though I didn't know the FBI profile guy who figured him out went a little nutty himself.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 11:35 AM (W+vEI)


I can't believe his defense attorneys airlifted his cabin to a military base.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 11:44 AM (mcI77)

56 Finally got let go after sending a long missive to several major papers and cc'd the entire company - using his company address.
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Reminds me of a woman of the lesbian persuasion who used to work here. She got fired because she sent a radio station an email threatening to shoot them all for playing Christmas music early, from her work account. Worst part is, they read it on the air and said who sent it and where she worked.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 11:44 AM (vg8iE)

57 Ted Cruz's porn collection
dying

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 11:44 AM (HtLSE)

58 Harry Potter: The Quest for Hermione's Chamber of Secrets

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2017 11:44 AM (pMGkg)

59 Who's the skirt with the knockers??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2017 11:34 AM (8XRCm)


Lindsay Lohan.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 11:44 AM (FSDNS)

60 I worked with a guy who gave off a Unabomber-type vibe. He was a software developer and just really off.
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Yeah, we had one of those. Kept waiting for the guy to go postal. Finally, the company screwed its weasley courage to the sticking point and got rid of the guy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 11:44 AM (uArQd)

61
Oh my CNBC is having the vapors over Trump slamming ESPN in a tweet.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 11:45 AM (493sH)

62 Gorillas, Solzhenitsyn, demon clowns, and Harry Potter boobs.

What the fuck is the checklist that is being followed somewhere?


None of them begin with a vowel, or Y - unless you use the British pronunciation of 'Arry ...

Posted by: Adriane the Find the Pattern Critic ... at September 15, 2017 11:45 AM (AoK0a)

63 Seriously, Hillary is fucking nuts. Certifiable.
tHE BrAZIl nUTZ r EZ buT TO cOCONUT iS pUSH HARD. HAAAAARD!

Posted by: hIllZaree!! at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (HtLSE)

64 .You forgot to add that no one said anything about Trump colluding with the Russians until after hillary lost a rigged election.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (+Dllb)

That's because it was concocted by the She Hag, Podesta and Mook right after she lost.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (NWiLs)

65 I can't believe his defense attorneys airlifted his cabin to a military base.
Posted by: Under Fire
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Well, the tab was being picked up by us, so, what the hell.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (uArQd)

66 Lindsey Lohan
Tara Reid
Brittney Spears

all ruined by age and drugs but mostly drugs
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (FZYNt)


South Park did a horrific "Children of the Corn" type episode... or whatever they were spoofing, where Britney was the latest sacrifice needed to satisfy the... whatever, demons or whatever. I can't remember. I'll have to find it to watch again.

Anyhoo, it was so damned drop dead right on the mark, because the concept was, we promote these often underaged girls as sex symbols, then sacrifice them to the gods, for whatever perverse reason we do.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (TOk1P)

67 >>You forgot to add that no one said anything about Trump colluding with the Russians until after hillary lost a rigged election.


Nah, they started the accusation right after Trump got the nomination. Think it started with b#tching about Corey Lewandowski's contacts with Russia (or maybe Manafort - can't keep 'em straight). Then they upped it when Wikileaks released the DNC and Podesta emails. Pretty sure it started as a way to distract from the Clinton Ca$h revelations about uranium sales to Russia while Hillz was SoS and became an all-purpose conspiracy theory/smear.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (W+vEI)

68 Posted by: hIllZaree!!

Brazil Nuts are racist

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (FZYNt)

69 66. Sacrifice in March, Corn has starch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 11:47 AM (fA1SL)

70 I've been hoping that, this being The Horde, the issue would self-correct, but sadly, it has not, to date. And no, I am not referring to the ignorant and inadequate usage of one of punctuation's finest, the Oxford comma.

What are The Horde's finest moments, humor-wise? The punning linguists.

Who is the mascot of this Thread? Gorilla Pundit.

Where, then are the puns?

If the Chess Thread can now feature Dress Pron, then doggone it, this thread can feature a Pun of the Day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2017 11:47 AM (ctuyM)

71 Nah, they started the accusation right after Trump got the nomination. Think it started with b#tching about Corey Lewandowski's contacts with Russia (or maybe Manafort - can't keep 'em straight). Then they upped it when Wikileaks released the DNC and Podesta emails. Pretty sure it started as a way to distract from the Clinton Ca$h revelations about uranium sales to Russia while Hillz was SoS and became an all-purpose conspiracy theory/smear.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (W+vEI)

Manafort, I believe.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 11:47 AM (NWiLs)

72 Title of a book?

The Mook, the Rook, and the Crook.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 11:47 AM (ZqlGu)

73 Well, the tab was being picked up by us, so, what the hell.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (uArQd)


Yes, that is true. I apologize for my ignorance.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 11:48 AM (mcI77)

74 this thread can feature a Pun of the Day.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

please don't

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 11:48 AM (FZYNt)

75 66. True damned fact - agricultural societies tend toward blood rituals in order to maintain fertility of the soil and crops.
Tengri, however, asks only for his due and meet of burnt rams, and makes no promises.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM (fA1SL)

76 That SNL skit was dumb. And I watched every precious second of it.

Thanks to all who identified them as belonging to Lindsey Lohan, I was going to ask.

Now, who was able to post here before the video finished? It's five minutes long.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM (gIRsn)

77
Brazil Nuts are racist

If you call them that other name

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM (IqV8l)

78 So that is what happened to Castle Anthrax and oh so naughty Zoot, turned into a domicile for the reality challenged.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM


We need to mount a rescue operation for her. And Dingo, of course.

Posted by: Sir Galahad at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM (ctuyM)

79 72
The Mook, the Rook, and the Crook.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 11:47 AM (ZqlGu)


Note that Shrillary's campaign manager was all of the above.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM (9TK8E)

80 Wait a minute, need a ruling here

Bandersnatch actually watched the content before posting?

Q'elle surprise oui?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 11:50 AM (ZqlGu)

81 >>all ruined by age and drugs but mostly drugs


And child predators in Hollywood.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 11:50 AM (W+vEI)

82 No truth to the rumor that I'll be the next Lindsay Lohan *hic!*

Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at September 15, 2017 11:50 AM (bc2Lc)

83 Note that Shrillary's campaign manager was all of the above.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM (9TK8E)

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mmmmm, that's not all he was....

Posted by: Shep! at September 15, 2017 11:50 AM (vg8iE)

84 Oh my CNBC is having the vapors over Trump slamming ESPN in a tweet.
And over PDT tweeting that the London failed terror attack was "by a loser terrorist"; with the London police warning PDT not to jump to unhelpful "speculation".

This wouldn't be happening if Hillary were president. Jonah was right.

Posted by: det. stan wojciehowicz at September 15, 2017 11:51 AM (mJ8mX)

85 This will sound really off the wall, but I seem to remember nurses having different hats showing where they graduated. Notice the caring women helping Hillary -- they have different hats. Did I just dream that old convention? Never see nurses in uniform any more.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 15, 2017 11:51 AM (MIKMs)

86 -
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Brazil Nuts are racist



If you call them that other name

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM

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Bertholletia excelsa?

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2017 11:51 AM (pMGkg)

87 #84 Off Polish-cop sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2017 11:51 AM (mJ8mX)

88 The Trump Crime Syndicate is going down. Social Media was invaded by Russian Bots.

It was Her turn!

Posted by: Bob Mule Her at September 15, 2017 11:51 AM (XFue2)

89 86 -
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Brazil Nuts are racist



If you call them that other name

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM

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Bertholletia excelsa?
Posted by: irright

that's not what Grandma used to call them

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 11:52 AM (FZYNt)

90 The Unabomber's brother turned him in.

For awhile that brother had been living as a hermit in a desert dugout near Terlingua, TX.

Somehow, he had come out of his weird period, gotten hitched and was living a normal life. Go figure.

Posted by: stace at September 15, 2017 11:52 AM (IflZ6)

91 This will sound really off the wall, but I seem to remember nurses having different hats showing where they graduated. Notice the caring women helping Hillary -- they have different hats. Did I just dream that old convention? Never see nurses in uniform any more.
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No, that's true. Each school had it's own cap. Graduation including getting your hat and, in many cases, your cape.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 11:53 AM (vg8iE)

92 90. Funny ol' place, Terlingua. Hippies and tourists and desert rats - in a dead mercury boomtown.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 11:53 AM (fA1SL)

93 Early Tara Reid:
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
"Let me find an ATM."

Old Tara Reid:
"I'll suck your cock for a crack hit."
"Hmmm. Thanks, but no thanks."

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 11:54 AM (SIY7D)

94 91 This will sound really off the wall, but I seem to remember nurses having different hats showing where they graduated. Notice the caring women helping Hillary -- they have different hats. Did I just dream that old convention? Never see nurses in uniform any more.
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No, that's true. Each school had it's own cap. Graduation including getting your hat and, in many cases, your cape.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 11:53 AM (vg8iE)

Now you just get scrubs and a monthly bill from your student loan company.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 11:54 AM (NWiLs)

95 You must often cane a Gorilla Pundit to make him able.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2017 11:54 AM (mJ8mX)

96 Anyhoo, it was so damned drop dead right on the mark, because the concept was, we promote these often underaged girls as sex symbols, then sacrifice them to the gods, for whatever perverse reason we do.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 11:46 AM (TOk1P)


You need an incredible amount of self-discipline to handle the pressure when fame, accolades, money, etc., are suddenly thrust upon you.

And where do you learn self-discipline nowadays? It's so old fashioned and white supremacist and stuff.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 11:54 AM (FSDNS)

97 So it took OregonMuse & GP to get us something close to bewbs.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 15, 2017 11:54 AM (jxbfJ)

98 that's not what Grandma used to call them
French-Canadian knuckles???

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2017 11:55 AM (mJ8mX)

99 Funny ol' place, Terlingua. Hippies and tourists and desert rats - in a dead mercury boomtown.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 11:53 AM (fA1SL)



Any sign of Rommel?



Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 11:55 AM (493sH)

100 Speaking of SNL, I watched the movie Superstar last week after channel surfing. The one with the Mary Catherine Gahalleger character. It was actually lol funny. Maybe I was just having a bad day.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (TrOGC)

101 99. Always trading guzzoline vor vasser.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (fA1SL)

102 Fuck this Insomnia, Migraines, and vertigo crap. Off to the doctor.

Have a good weekend.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (XFue2)

103 96 You need an incredible amount of self-discipline to handle the pressure when fame, accolades, money, etc., are suddenly thrust upon you.

And where do you learn self-discipline nowadays? It's so old fashioned and white supremacist and stuff.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 11:54 AM (FSDNS)


Not to mention "needing" the drugs to fry their brains into a state of emotional non-being when made to put out for producers on the Casting Couch.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (9TK8E)

104 Well, at least now I know how to pronounce, "Hermione."

Posted by: Cleophus James at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (r3FhC)

105 99 Funny ol' place, Terlingua. Hippies and tourists and desert rats - in a dead mercury boomtown.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 11:53 AM (fA1SL)



Any sign of Rommel?



Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 11:55 AM (493sH)

Rommel was The Desert Fox

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

106 Judicial Watch just announced more evidence of "pay to play" incidents at Clinton's State Department.

Color me shocked.

Yet she persists - persistently free.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (jxbfJ)

107
No, that's true. Each school had it's own cap. Graduation including getting your hat and, in many cases, your cape.
Posted by: bicentennialguy


I learned that on an old Perry Mason episode.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (IqV8l)

108 She got fired because she sent a radio station an email threatening to shoot them all for playing Christmas music early, from her work account.

....
I'd have been tempted to give her a raise for doing that.

Posted by: stace at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (IflZ6)

109 Whose boobs are those? I don't watch SNL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (xJa6I)

110 Man, that is some cleavage. Not quite sonobi, but impressive.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (eytER)

111 And now he's doing life without parole in a federal PMITA prison.

If anybody's PHITA, he's doing to himself. He's in ADX at Florence. He might see a guard at meal time.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (brIR5)

112 Bertholletia excelsa?
Posted by: irright
that's not what Grandma used to call them
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 11:52 AM (FZYNt)


Oh, you mean "nagger toes?"

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (FSDNS)

113 Expect Shep to have spasms of glee...

Tropical Depression Fourteen is expected to become Tropical Storm Lee this afternoon.

Waiting for ESPN to trigger over naming a storm after a Confederate general in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (ZqlGu)

114 109 Whose boobs are those? I don't watch SNL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (xJa6I)


Both belong to Lindsey Lohan.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 11:58 AM (FSDNS)

115 Oh, you mean "nagger toes?"
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (FSDNS)

Some BOOM! Tough actin' Tinactin will fix those right up.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 11:58 AM (NWiLs)

116 53 Seriously, Hillary is fucking nuts

Not mine!
Posted by: Scrat at September 15, 2017 11:43 AM (326rv)

Not mine either.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at September 15, 2017 11:58 AM (7n4KQ)

117 So it took OregonMuse & GP to get us something close to bewbs.

Next stop, gorilla-furry bewbs. Are we not men?

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 11:58 AM (HtLSE)

118 Oh, you mean "nagger toes?"
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader

yeah, naggers, they are annoying

Posted by: Randy Marsh at September 15, 2017 11:59 AM (FZYNt)

119 The goddamn bandwagoners really make me laugh. The MSM spouts off about the President, making shit up as they go along and everyone gets their panties in a wad over President Trump said this, Nancy Peelousy said that, Chuck U Shumer said this, blah blah. President Trump does us a favor and takes Ryan and Turkey Neck out of the loop, and now the bandwagoners want President Trump out.

The Bandwagoners want President Trump out? No, President Trump gets them out, they don't get him out.

Posted by: Zombie Moe Greene at September 15, 2017 11:59 AM (5VlCp)

120 Rommel was The Desert Fox

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 11:56 AM (NWiLs)



Yeah I know but I figure if the Desert Rats were there Rommel had to be somewhere in the picture. Fine, any sign of Richard Burton?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 11:59 AM (493sH)

121 College humor's Dangerous Wanda parody is a hilarious Harry Potter parody as well:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/5803618/dangerous-wands

Posted by: PBJ1515 at September 15, 2017 11:59 AM (G2QHW)

122 114 109 Whose boobs are those? I don't watch SNL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 11:57 AM (xJa6I)

Both belong to Lindsey Lohan.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 11:58 AM (FSDNS)

Sigh.

Once upon a time...

Thanks OM

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 11:59 AM (xJa6I)

123 *Dangerous Wands

Sorry

Posted by: PBJ1515 at September 15, 2017 11:59 AM (G2QHW)

124 The phrase in the manifesto that stood out to the Unabomber's brother was "Eat your cake and have it too" which is the reverse of the way most people say it.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 15, 2017 12:00 PM (so+oy)

125 "Judicial Watch just announced more evidence of "pay to play" incidents at Clinton's State Department."

Hillary's copies of these e-mails appear to have been among the 33,000 that Cheryl and others deleted.

If we had these deleted e-mails it'd show a broad pattern of shaking down foreigners for donations to the Foundation, which were used to pregame her campaign.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 12:00 PM (SIY7D)

126 >>For awhile that brother had been living as a hermit in a desert dugout near Terlingua, TX.


Weird. Didn't know that.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 12:00 PM (W+vEI)

127 "Yeah, that rambling pile of environmentalist gobbledygook sounds just like our nutty brother Ted"

and the MFM and Hillary's "deplorable" narrative of hate has many families ready to turn in their "nutty brother" that is a good Christian conservative.

"Oh yeah, my nutty brother voted trump and is a racist that opposes open borders ... can you arrest him? He doesn't even believe in global warming ... he must be locked up" ha

Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2017 12:01 PM (yKAUL)

128 Amazing how much boobage the Mouseketeers were responsible for

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:01 PM (FZYNt)

129 Dangerous Wanda?

Sounds like bunny broiler material right there.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:01 PM (ZqlGu)

130 86
-
--
Brazil Nuts are racist





If you call them that other name



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM

**

Sonia Braga?

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:01 PM (Fb9aZ)

131 What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 12:01 PM (IqV8l)

132 Wait-staff unanimously prefer gorillas to flies.

Have you ever heard anyone complain "Waiter, there's a gorilla in my soup!"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2017 12:01 PM (ctuyM)

133 That SNL skit was dumb. And I watched every precious second of it.

Thanks to all who identified them as belonging to Lindsey Lohan, I was going to ask.

Now, who was able to post here before the video finished? It's five minutes long.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 11:49 AM (gIRsn)


Oh yes, so very dumb. I've thought so, each of the dozen or so times I've watched it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:01 PM (TOk1P)

134 131 What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

there is another use for apple pie

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:02 PM (FZYNt)

135 Painful reading STL Post-Disgrace coverage of the verdict.

Wells Fargo closed for the day.

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2017 12:02 PM (YiCkI)

136 Actually, the SNL skit is funny. Best line? "Incindio, Couchio, Stereo!"

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:02 PM (Fb9aZ)

137 the harry potter skit was funny

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 12:02 PM (hMwEB)

138 Elvira ...
My heart's on fire ...
For Elvira

Posted by: Fox2! at September 15, 2017 12:03 PM (brIR5)

139 Might as well how can you have your pudding if you won't eat your meat?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:03 PM (ZqlGu)

140 107
No, that's true. Each school had it's own cap. Graduation including getting your hat and, in many cases, your cape.
Posted by: bicentennialguy

I learned that on an old Perry Mason episode.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017

*
*
I still have my mother's nursing cape -- midnight blue wool, with a bright red liner -- and the bronze nameplate with her name and "R.N." after it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2017 12:03 PM (+Ywi5)

141 139 Might as well how can you have your pudding if you won't eat your meat?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)

you'll get my pudding if I beat my meat

Posted by: Peter North at September 15, 2017 12:04 PM (FZYNt)

142 139 Might as well how can you have your pudding if you won't eat your meat?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:03 PM (ZqlGu)

"I've often wondered this myself..."

--Reggie Love

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:04 PM (9TK8E)

143 I'm still waiting for the gorilla my dreams.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2017 12:04 PM (mJ8mX)

144 There was an article about Selena Gomez when she first became aware that as a young teen she was attracting unpleasant attention from older men. She talked about how awful and unhappy she got on the beach when all these middle aged guys were taking pictures of her in her bikini.

Didn't stop her from wearing bikinis and going to the beach though, I note.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:04 PM (39g3+)

145 how can you balls your pudding if you won't beat your meat?

Fixed for improved filthiness.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 12:04 PM (HtLSE)

146 Lohan from that time period is pretty high on my list of all-time favorites. Too bad she hacked her face up. What a shame.

Posted by: Eli Cash at September 15, 2017 12:05 PM (a+WIL)

147 A Missouri judge on Friday found a white former St. Louis police officer not guilty of murder in the shooting death of a black man, stirring feelings of anger and frustration in the black community.

So a day that ends in Y

Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 12:06 PM (mcI77)

148 Mind you, I'm not into swinging so it probably wouldn't work out anyway.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2017 12:06 PM (mJ8mX)

149 >>Didn't stop her from wearing bikinis and going to the beach though, I note.


The Olsen twins sure took a different route, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 12:06 PM (W+vEI)

150 144 There was an article about Selena Gomez when she first became aware that as a young teen she was attracting unpleasant attention from older men. She talked about how awful and unhappy she got on the beach when all these middle aged guys were taking pictures of her in her bikini.

Didn't stop her from wearing bikinis and going to the beach though, I note.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:04 PM (39g3+)

Or from doing the nasty with Justin Bieber of all things. Or singing a song that says 'If you want it, come and get it'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 12:06 PM (xJa6I)

151 I trust you all watched Hillary on Rachael Madcows show? Talk about full tilt crazy... She said Tillerson is a bad SOS. That coming from the worst or at least close to worst SOS in history...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 12:07 PM (O2RFr)

152 149 >>Didn't stop her from wearing bikinis and going to the beach though, I note.


The Olsen twins sure took a different route, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 12:06 PM (W+vEI)

Marrying old rich guys?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 12:07 PM (xJa6I)

153 Saw a truck yesterday that made me think the driver was definitely Horde material, if not already a commenter. Red pickup, just realized I have no idea what make and model, with paper plates and three bumberstickers. One was a silhouette of a gunslinger girl in a long coat, one was a Trump '16, and the last said "Boobies make me smile".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 15, 2017 12:07 PM (rp9xB)

154 I like how Tina Fey and most of the feminists spread the meme that women leaders would bring peace to the world as they are not like the evil war mongering males.

I wonder if Tina Fey ever thought about that when making Mean Girls.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 12:08 PM (TrOGC)

155 153 Saw a truck yesterday that made me think the driver was definitely Horde material, if not already a commenter. Red pickup, just realized I have no idea what make and model, with paper plates and three bumberstickers. One was a silhouette of a gunslinger girl in a long coat, one was a Trump '16, and the last said "Boobies make me smile".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 15, 2017 12:07 PM (rp9xB)

They say everyone has a twin. Apparently mine drives a red pickup.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (xJa6I)

156 OK Bertam Cabot - I never knew that "other name" for Brazil Nuts - that is "F'd" up, man.

Btw - those Brazil nuts grow way up in high trees in a pod and occasionally fall and kill people. Harvesters have to wear specialized hardhats. Love Brazil nuts - but they are a pain to crack. Yeah yeah - cue the "nut cracking" jokes in 3 . . 2 . . .1

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (Fb9aZ)

157 Or singing a song that says 'If you want it, come and get it'.

Badfinger's was better. Also, not about sex - except insofar as just what are you prepared to do for money.

...sonny

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (HtLSE)

158 Poor Lindsey looked cute up to about age 19 then suddenly she looked like a hooker that's been on the streets for 12 years. It was almost overnight.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (39g3+)

159 Other factors that did not cause Hillary Clinton's loss to Donald Trump:

115. The Carolingian Renaissance
116. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
118. Early Minoan culture
119. The Auto Club
120. Bedbugs
121. The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
122. Quantum fluctuations
123. The decision of Ringling Brothers to get rid of its elephants
124. Mimes
125. Pete Best
126. The colors aqua, yellow and cranberry

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (LHbxl)

160 Now I'm not saying there was a clown there, and I'm not saying there wasn't, but have you noticed that the van they threw Hillz into like a slab of beef, was parked right next to a storm drain?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (0tfLf)

161 The Olsen twins sure took a different route, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy




Just saw a recent pic of them. They look like trolls that live under bridges.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (NLny5)

162 Hillary is definitely running again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (BoMuO)

163 I like how Tina Fey and most of the feminists spread the meme that women leaders would bring peace to the world as they are not like the evil war mongering males.

I wonder if Tina Fey ever thought about that when making Mean Girls.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 12:08 PM (TrOGC)



Women leaders like Margaret Thatcher? I'm sure Tina was a big fan of hers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (493sH)

164 For awhile that brother had been living as a hermit in a desert dugout near Terlingua, TX.


Dang, that's some harsh territory for a hermit.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 15, 2017 12:11 PM (ul9CR)

165 Just saw a recent pic of them. They look like trolls that live under bridges.

They always kind of had that troll vibe...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 12:11 PM (O2RFr)

166 Unabomber kind of puts me in a nihilistic/existentialist/absurdist mood.

Maybe there really are no objective moral values, so people just decide to adopt an arbitrary system of values. Ted thinks "the most important thing is to preserve the wilderness around my cabin". Sandra Fluke thinks "the most important thing is free birth control". Angela Merkel thinks "the most important thing is to atone for Nazi Germany by destroying modern Germany with Islam". Michael Moore thinks "the most important thing is eliminating whiteness in America". And countless liberals who think "the most important thing is equality of outcome".

You can't really "prove" which system of values is correct. So people just gravitate towards one inane, random, arbitrary cause, that happened to become stuck in their heads, most likely because of their genetic predispositions, and then they become fanatic about pushing for it, and no one can dissuade them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 12:11 PM (/qEW2)

167 -
--

Other factors that did not cause Hillary Clinton's loss to Donald Trump:



115. The Carolingian Renaissance

116. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle

118. Early Minoan culture

119. The Auto Club

120. Bedbugs

121. The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand

122. Quantum fluctuations

123. The decision of Ringling Brothers to get rid of its elephants

124. Mimes

125. Pete Best

126. The colors aqua, yellow and cranberry





Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM
--------------------------------------------------


BULLSHIT!!!

Posted by: Hic-Hillary at September 15, 2017 12:11 PM (pMGkg)

168 158 Poor Lindsey looked cute up to about age 19 then suddenly she looked like a hooker that's been on the streets for 12 years. It was almost overnight.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (39g3+)

Drugs and ugly lesbians will do that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 12:11 PM (xJa6I)

169 162 Hillary is definitely running again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (BoMuO)

Nobody will show up for the rallies because the smell of Embalming Fluid will just be too strong to take.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:12 PM (9TK8E)

170 My friend go detained by the FBI for trying to steal the Unabomber's Mailbox up in Lincoln...

Luckily for him, his brother is an FBI agent.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2017 12:12 PM (JOUxC)

171 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017

127. The Big Bang (the event, not the TV Show)

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:13 PM (FZYNt)

172
Hillary is definitely running again.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


She never stopped

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 12:13 PM (IqV8l)

173 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 12:11 PM (/qEW2)

That's fine but you can't blow up people that don't agree with you.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 12:13 PM (TrOGC)

174 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2017 12:03 PM (+Ywi5)

I'll have to ask my mom if she got a cape. She graduated in the 70's and I don't know when it changed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 15, 2017 12:13 PM (rp9xB)

175 For awhile that brother had been living as a hermit in a desert dugout near Terlingua, TX.


Dang, that's some harsh territory for a hermit.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?



Very dry area.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:13 PM (NLny5)

176 >>Marrying old rich guys?

Primarily wearing long, flowy dresses w/long sleeves and coats in public.
https://www.gofugyourself.com/olsens_061110-06-2010

No Herve Leger bandage dresses for those gals!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 12:13 PM (W+vEI)

177 If I was gonna go hermit, I'd choose someplace like Maine, like this guy:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9s93vvx

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 15, 2017 12:14 PM (ul9CR)

178 Hillary is definitely running again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

And the crazier leftists are lining up behind the Medicare Monster they wish to make bigger.

Posted by: Scrat at September 15, 2017 12:14 PM (326rv)

179 Hillary is definitely running again.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

More like crawling along in her Hoveround

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 12:14 PM (O2RFr)

180 172
Hillary is definitely running again.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

She never stopped
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Bitch can barely walk

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:14 PM (FZYNt)

181 Hillary is definitely running again
====

This should probably be encouraged.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 15, 2017 12:15 PM (10LGw)

182 >>If I was gonna go hermit, I'd choose someplace like Maine, like this guy:


Bob Marshal wilderness would be a good choice.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2017 12:15 PM (JOUxC)

183 Steyn: Hillary Goes Looking for the Real Killers

heh.

Granny's next book: "What Happened If I Did It"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 15, 2017 12:15 PM (Ndje9)

184 176 >>Marrying old rich guys?

Primarily wearing long, flowy dresses w/long sleeves and coats in public.
https://www.gofugyourself.com/olsens_061110-06-2010

No Herve Leger bandage dresses for those gals!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 12:13 PM (W+vEI)

Their company was worth over a billion dollars so marrying a rich guy is relative.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 12:15 PM (TrOGC)

185 26 We have a new gorilla! Welcome Mshindi! Second place name: Harambe 2 Gorilla Boogaloo.
Posted by: Cincinnati Zoo at September 15, 2017 11:38 AM (bc2Lc)


Such a handsome dude. Gorillas have such intelligence in their eyes. Closest to human I've ever see.

http://tinyurl.com/ycskbmqo




Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM (VHwfF)

186 159 Other factors that did not cause Hillary Clinton's loss to Donald Trump:

122. Quantum fluctuations


Hey, she was definitely heard saying "Fluvk you Asians" when the contribution to the Clinton Foundation came up a bit short.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM (0tfLf)

187 Yeah,and his brother regretted giving up his crazy murdering brother...

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM (rmVvL)

188 I could never figure out the Olsen Twins thing, they were never very attractive girls. I never watched the sitcom they were on, maybe they were cute in it or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM (39g3+)

189 I feel bad for whoever has the job of having to wheel Hillary's Sarcophagus around on a dolly.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM (9TK8E)

190 So how long is Hillary's pity, I mean book tour gonna last?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM (O2RFr)

191 115. The Carolingian Renaissance


116. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle


118. Early Minoan culture


119. The Auto Club


120. Bedbugs


121. The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand


122. Quantum fluctuations


123. The decision of Ringling Brothers to get rid of its elephants


124. Mimes


125. Pete Best


126. The colors aqua, yellow and cranberry

***

AND

127. Bauhaus

128. Soap on a rope*

129. Lorikeets

130. The Larch



*this is the subject of some scholarly dispute



Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:17 PM (Fb9aZ)

192 The Olsen twins sure took a different route, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy


Just saw a recent pic of them. They look like trolls that live under bridges.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (NLny5)


Bazillionaire trolls who live under some pretty fabulous bridges.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:17 PM (TOk1P)

193 188 I could never figure out the Olsen Twins thing, they were never very attractive girls. I never watched the sitcom they were on, maybe they were cute in it or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It's all about the Hot Twin fantasy

or for 3x your pleasure, google Dahm triplets

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (FZYNt)

194 166 Unabomber kind of puts me in a nihilistic/existentialist/absurdist mood.

Maybe there really are no objective moral values, so people just decide to adopt an arbitrary system of values. Ted thinks "the most important thing is to preserve the wilderness around my cabin". Sandra Fluke thinks "the most important thing is free birth control". Angela Merkel thinks "the most important thing is to atone for Nazi Germany by destroying modern Germany with Islam". Michael Moore thinks "the most important thing is eliminating whiteness in America". And countless liberals who think "the most important thing is equality of outcome".

You can't really "prove" which system of values is correct. So people just gravitate towards one inane, random, arbitrary cause, that happened to become stuck in their heads, most likely because of their genetic predispositions, and then they become fanatic about pushing for it, and no one can dissuade them.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 12:11 PM (/qEW2)

I think you CAN prove which value system is correct.
Test them.
What are their fruits? Do they produce a society were people are happier, their needs met, are they freer?

Preserving open areas is a good but Envionmentalism as a political movement leads to shortages and ultimately a lower-quality of life.

Free birth control would accelerate current trendlines of sex without responsibility and the destruction of gender roles.

Likewise Merkel, look at majority-Islam countries.

For Moore, look at African nations.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (xJa6I)

195 Is there some particular reason that all of Hillary's book appearances are scheduled for after dark?

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (ylUqT)

196 159 Other factors that did not cause Hillary Clinton's loss to Donald Trump:

115. The Carolingian Renaissance
116. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
118. Early Minoan culture
119. The Auto Club
120. Bedbugs
121. The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
122. Quantum fluctuations
123. The decision of Ringling Brothers to get rid of its elephants
124. Mimes
125. Pete Best
126. The colors aqua, yellow and cranberry

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (LHbxl)

127. Chugging Valu-Rite before the 9/11 commemoration ceremony.

128. Off branded depends when the store ran out of her favorite brand.

129. Bill Clinton waving a $100 bill past by all the female campaign volunteers much like he used to do in trailer parks.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (jxbfJ)

197 As serial killers go, I rate the Unabomber less fascinating than Ted Bundy, Jim Jones & the Duvalier regime.

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (YiCkI)

198 195 Is there some particular reason that all of Hillary's book appearances are scheduled for after dark?

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (ylUqT)


Give her a chance to sober up after all the day drinking?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (jxbfJ)

199 Bill looking on as Hillary! is powered down the walkway thinking, "At least I don't have to push the pram a lot."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (ZqlGu)

200 She never stopped
Hell, she's still running for 2016.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (HtLSE)

201 Hillary is definitely running again.

They will repackage and market her as the new FDR, as she goes wheeling around in her electric skooter.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (0tfLf)

202 Didn't the Toronto Blu Jays already say Cleveland can't use Chief Wahoo when they visit?

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (rmVvL)

203

I rather like the idea of-

Pennywise Pundit


subbing for GorillaPundit on rare occasion.


He seems like a good representative of the Left.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (NyJwR)

204 >>As serial killers go, I rate the Unabomber less fascinating than Ted Bundy, Jim Jones & the Clintons.


Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (JOUxC)

205 159 Other factors that did not cause Hillary Clinton's loss to Donald Trump:

121. The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 12:10 PM (LHbxl)


Actually, I think pretty much everything that has happened since 1914 can be traced to that.

Posted by: rickl at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (xjiRE)

206 Sober up? Why bother. You don't have to try to impress rubes who you hold in contempt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (LHbxl)

207 Have there been any terrorist attacks in Italy?

Seems like they are all in England, France, Germany, maybe Sweden?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (aW5/6)

208 I could never figure out the Olsen Twins thing, they were never very attractive girls. I never watched the sitcom they were on, maybe they were cute in it or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM


they had a certain appeal...

Posted by: Zombie Heath Ledger at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (ZQfW9)

209 156 OK Bertam Cabot - I never knew that "other name" for Brazil Nuts - that is "F'd" up, man.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (Fb9aZ)


Nowadays, yes, but by the standards of yesteryear when that expression was used, not so much. Nothing malicous was meant by it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (FSDNS)

210 202 Didn't the Toronto Blu Jays already say Cleveland can't use Chief Wahoo when they visit?
Posted by: steevy

won't be an issue in the playoff this year

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (FZYNt)

211 Hillary: After Dark - a new series on NBC.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (ZqlGu)

212 Hillary is still running.

Posted by: Depends at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (7n4KQ)

213 195 Is there some particular reason that all of Hillary's book appearances are scheduled for after dark?



Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (ylUqT)


Vampires burn up in the sunlight.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (9TK8E)

214 I could never figure out the Olsen Twins thing, they were never very attractive girls. I never watched the sitcom they were on, maybe they were cute in it or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM (39g3+)


What's to figure out. They started in showbiz as babies. Got whatever points they got from that show, which is ALWAYS on in syndication, starred in their own pre- and teeny bop movies, made tons of cash that way, and had somebody with business sense who translated it into a fashion empire that is literally worth, I think, a billion dollars. Give or take.

What they look like has absolutely nothing to do with it. Except... when they were still quite young, as in pre-teen young, they already had a large following in the pedo community.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (TOk1P)

215 Is there some particular reason

You're not afraid of the dark, are you? The light hurts my cankles.

Posted by: Hillary B. Riddick at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (HtLSE)

216
That's fine but you can't blow up people that don't agree with you.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 12:13 PM (TrOGC)

****
The deuce you say!

Posted by: Random Muzzie in London at September 15, 2017 12:21 PM (Fb9aZ)

217 66. True damned fact - agricultural societies tend toward blood rituals in order to maintain fertility of the soil and crops


==

coz Cain's offering of produce was rejected so he killed Abel
-> blood sacrifice

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 12:21 PM (hMwEB)

218 "Very dry area."


Terlingua? Dry? Not for me!!!

VIVA TERLINGUA!!!

Posted by: Jerry Jeff Walker at September 15, 2017 12:21 PM (k1TUh)

219
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (Fb9aZ)

Nowadays, yes, but by the standards of yesteryear when that expression was used, not so much. Nothing malicous was meant by it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader

better not ask what black ju-jubes were called back in the day

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:22 PM (FZYNt)

220 As serial killers go, I rate the Unabomber less fascinating than Ted Bundy, Jim Jones & the Duvalier regime.

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (YiCkI)



Unabomber seems like he probably was our first Aspberger's or high-functioning autistic serial killer.


Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 12:22 PM (NyJwR)

221 by the standards of yesteryear when that expression was used, not so much. Nothing malicous was meant by it.

You'll hear casually racist stuff from really older people regularly. They don't mean anything by it, that's just the term they grew up with. They make no connection between race and the term, its just something you say. I think that's the problem with a lot of younger people, they see racism and sexism in things that have no innate offense. I'm not saying you should never change language or behavior, just recognize there's no insult intended.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:22 PM (39g3+)

222 That's fine but you can't blow up people that don't agree with you.

What if I just blow them up a little? Like. quarter smithereens. Max.

Posted by: Hillary B. Riddick at September 15, 2017 12:22 PM (HtLSE)

223 Unabomber seems like he probably was our first Aspberger's or high-functioning autistic serial killer.

So you saying that Shia LaPoof should be very worried?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:23 PM (ZqlGu)

224 Growing up, I was surprised to learn that they were also called Brazil Nuts.

The other name was that ubiquitous, at least in my neck of the woods.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 15, 2017 12:23 PM (ul9CR)

225 209
156 OK Bertam Cabot - I never knew that "other name" for Brazil Nuts - that is "F'd" up, man.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (Fb9aZ)

Nowadays, yes, but by the standards of yesteryear when that expression was used, not so much. Nothing malicous was meant by it.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (FSDNS)

***
True - and don't even get me stared on terms like "negrito" - which is a term of endearment in Colombia. (seen Narcos yet? If not watch it. that word gets used . . a lot) - that being said - still F'd up.

Posted by: Random Muzzie in London at September 15, 2017 12:23 PM (Fb9aZ)

226 Moo.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at September 15, 2017 12:24 PM (ismre)

227 Is there some particular reason that all of Hillary's book appearances are scheduled for after dark?

My guess is she is very hard to get around and moving before around 3 in the afternoon.

I mean, the older you get, the longer it takes just to get going in the morning and take care of casual things like getting dressed. And when you're a self-entitled drunk, its even worse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:24 PM (39g3+)

228 223 Unabomber seems like he probably was our first Aspberger's or high-functioning autistic serial killer.

So you saying that Shia LaPoof should be very worried?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:23 PM



No. Only the people on his rolodex.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:24 PM (0tfLf)

229 Heh . off Muslim sock

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:25 PM (Fb9aZ)

230
They will repackage and market her as the new FDR, as she goes wheeling around in her electric skooter.
Posted by: Diogenes


Hillary's Bad Motor Scooter

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 12:25 PM (IqV8l)

231 Posted by: Candy Crowley at September 15, 2017 12:24 PM (ismre)

Thank you, Candy, may I have another?

Posted by: Mittens Rombley at September 15, 2017 12:25 PM (ul9CR)

232 Enie Minnie Miney Mo was also not a very nice selection tool.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 12:25 PM (TrOGC)

233 232 Enie Minnie Miney Mo was also not a very nice selection tool.

Yep.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 15, 2017 12:26 PM (ul9CR)

234 "209 156 OK Bertam Cabot - I never knew that "other name" for Brazil Nuts - that is "F'd" up, man.
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 15, 2017 12:09 PM (Fb9aZ)
Nowadays, yes, but by the standards of yesteryear when that expression was used, not so much. Nothing malicous was meant by it."

There's a well known roadside yellow coneflower, common on Texas Highways, that used to have the same name.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2017 12:26 PM (k1TUh)

235 I see the Amish were busy in London again...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 12:26 PM (O2RFr)

236 There's a great book called "Harvard and the Unabomber." Kaczynski had a psychology prof. as a freshman at Harvard - Henry Murray - who ran DoD experiments on torture and resilience. He used his students as test subjects and subjected them to humiliations and interrogations and would measure their physiological response (he would ask his students to write up a bio of their lives, their hopes, fears, etc. during the first week of class and then use the content against them during these grillings). Kaczynski was younger, scrawnier, and poorer than the rest of the class and was the most sensitive to these experiments. The good professor was also hardcore into BDSM and other such things.

It's really an indictment of the sickos who have walked the hallows halls of Harvard, if anything. An excellent read.

Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at September 15, 2017 12:26 PM (ED4Lt)

237
They will repackage and market her as the new FDR, as she goes wheeling around in her electric skooter.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (0tfLf)


Can you get a DUI while driving an electric scooter? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Scankles at September 15, 2017 12:27 PM (lKyWE)

238 I was not familiar with the Dahm triplets.

I hope they got a volume discount on those identical boob jobs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 12:27 PM (gIRsn)

239 Hillary is the Ultrabummer. Look at that book length manifesto she just issued.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 15, 2017 12:27 PM (e1mEI)

240 By 2020, Hillary's going to need the Robot Bed from Roujin-Z.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:28 PM (9TK8E)

241 Hillary can't enjoy her golden years playing with grand kids. Having come so close, she'll get even crazier.

I expect her to try to make a run. But she won't have the money and Inner Inner D party support that gave her unfair advantages last time, and will only get core support from Women Who Live With Cats. And she's publicly blamed 80% of the population for her personal failures.

It's almost worth not throwing her or Huma in jail to kick her around once more.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 12:28 PM (SIY7D)

242 >>There's a great book called "Harvard and the Unabomber." Kaczynski had a
psychology prof. as a freshman at Harvard - Henry Murray - who ran DoD
experiments on torture and resilience...


Yikes! They had an episode on that in the Unabomber miniseries - I had hoped they exaggerated it for dramatic purposes.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 12:28 PM (W+vEI)

243 -
--
Other factors that did not cause Hillary Clinton's loss to Donald Trump:


116. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle


122. Quantum fluctuations


--------------------------------------------

Perhaps not, but if there's a cat in Hillary's box, it's definitely dead.


Posted by: E. Schrodinger at September 15, 2017 12:29 PM (pMGkg)

244 237
They will repackage and market her as the new FDR, as she goes wheeling around in her electric skooter.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:19 PM (0tfLf)


Can you get a DUI while driving an electric scooter? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Scankles at September 15, 2017 12:27 PM



Not is Chappaquiddick.

Posted by: Zombie Lion of the Senate at September 15, 2017 12:29 PM (0tfLf)

245 My dad used some,ahem,interesting terms for minorities.He grew up in a different time.

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 12:29 PM (rmVvL)

246 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:16 PM

They played a baby/toddler, "played" being generous since acting isn't much required at that age (although it did go long enough they had to learn to deliver lines). It's an advantage that they knew when to get out of acting and do something else.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 15, 2017 12:29 PM (rp9xB)

247 They make no connection between race and the term, its just something you say. I think that's the problem with a lot of younger people, they see racism and sexism in things that have no innate offense

The pattern and practice of the left is to reduce everything and everyone to preschool thinking. Everything is either totally bad or totally good. If this is maintained long enough into adolescence, it does not develop into nuance ("well, okay, that thing is Less Bad, or to be preferred to *this*), but rather leaves all nuance to current emotive state.

THAT is what Orwell was talking about with doublethink, and a lot of people miss that. There is an ironclad distinction between recognizing things in relative terms vs. absolute terms. Something is not worse than y, better than x, it is entirely BAD when discussing y and also entirely GOOD when discussing x.

Coincidentally, this helps to erode the intellectual grounds of absolute good and bad in favor of emotive ones. Not by accident, and the only way that socialism can ever be absolute good - cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 12:29 PM (HtLSE)

248 Hillary's Bad Motor Scooter
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 12:25 PM (IqV8l)

Scooby Van Scooter.

Posted by: WisRich at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (G0vdT)

249 Everybody today seems to somehow start to have suddenly started to believe in Sympathetic Magic or something.

as in "oh noes if you say the Bad Word you have INVOKED THE DEMON!!! and he will come to get us all!!!"

it's just words. words do not have physical power, unless you decide, through your actions, to give them some.

You know that used to be taken for granted.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (k1TUh)

250 Some polls are showing Felonia with her lowest approval ratings ever.

We should all be doing everything we can to encourage her to run again.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (ul9CR)

251 KASSAM: POTUS Signs 'Anti-Hate' Resolution, a Major Assault on America's First Amendment
-BB

Nice

Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (mcI77)

252 Hikaru, she'll use one of those Boston Dynamics robot suits...

Imagine the press conference as she models her new agility and strength. And manages to crumple a Tesla.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (ZqlGu)

253 Dear Al,

I'm finished with "Earth in the Balance". Thanks for letting me borrow it.

I'll mail it back to you.

Sincerely,

Posted by: Inconvenient Ted at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (Ndje9)

254 Seriously, Hillary is fucking nuts. Certifiable.

Like an escapee from the banana plantation.

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2017 12:31 PM (TYoOS)

255 Nice
*cough* Congress *cough*

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 12:32 PM (HtLSE)

256 *pauses*

Rewrite I Walked With a Zombie but with Hillary! and Huma?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:32 PM (ZqlGu)

257 some rich emirati asshole bought, i mean "married" Janet Jackson and stuffed her into a hijab and matching black tent. (technically not a burqa but, whatevez.)

I think Janet managed to escape though.

Go on, tell me again about the Islamic respect for women.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 12:32 PM (6iPQl)

258 Some polls are showing Felonia with her lowest approval ratings ever.

We should all be doing everything we can to encourage her to run again.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?




Because when she loses, the meltdown will be epic.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:32 PM (NLny5)

259 214 What they look like has absolutely nothing to do with it. Except... when they were still quite young, as in pre-teen young, they already had a large following in the pedo community.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (TOk1P)


Don't I know it. My "Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley" VHS tapes are wearing out.

Posted by: Harry S. Plinkett at September 15, 2017 12:32 PM (u9OP6)

260 >>>Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 12:18 PM (xJa6I)

I agree you can evaluate the results. But all these people fixated onto one tiny area, who seem incapable of evaluating anything. I just wish there weren't so many. The problem seems to be getting worse.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 12:33 PM (/qEW2)

261 252 Imagine the press conference as she models her new agility and strength. And manages to crumple a Tesla.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (ZqlGu)


"NIXON'S BAAAAAAAAAACK! KNOCK KNOCK!"

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:33 PM (9TK8E)

262 DC comics also SJW .Nice.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/275659/

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 12:34 PM (rmVvL)

263 250 Some polls are showing Felonia with her lowest approval ratings ever.

We should all be doing everything we can to encourage her to run again.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (ul9CR)

You'd think she'd connect the dots. The more she appears in public, the more people dislike her.
Her best strategy would be to spend the next two years, maybe three, in a drunken stupor only reappearing when it is time to start gunning for the Dimwit nomination.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 15, 2017 12:35 PM (nBr1j)

264 This will sound really off the wall, but I seem to remember nurses having different hats showing where they graduated. Notice the caring women helping Hillary -- they have different hats. Did I just dream that old convention? Never see nurses in uniform any more.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 15, 2017 11:51 AM (MIKMs)

The one on the far right, by the two stripes on her hat, is the certified enema administrator. The one on the far left is the "naughty nurse".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2017 12:35 PM (EkNES)

265 258 Some polls are showing Felonia with her lowest approval ratings ever.

We should all be doing everything we can to encourage her to run again.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?


Because when she loses, the meltdown will be epic.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:32 PM



I hope she announces soon. I will need to start stocking up on popcorn early.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:35 PM (0tfLf)

266 I like how Tina Fey and most of the feminists spread the meme that women leaders would bring peace to the world as they are not like the evil war mongering males.

And who would be first to defend her when the shooting starts? First female president HAS to get in a war. That's part of being tough and strong.

Posted by: Tomorrow at September 15, 2017 12:35 PM (q177U)

267 Jones and Duvalier are interesting in how they got others to sign on to the shared nightmare.

don't really care about Bundy (but then, the Unabomber is lame too)

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 12:35 PM (6iPQl)

268 Interesting but little-known Muldoon historical tidbit:

The white, starched nurse's cap evolved from nuns' habits and have become a universal symbol of the nursing profession, though seldom worn in the current era in the United States. The folded up pleat at the front served as a useful receptacle for sandwiches, Oreo cookies and other snacks favored by nurses.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 12:35 PM (wPiJc)

269 238 I was not familiar with the Dahm triplets.

I hope they got a volume discount on those identical boob jobs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

Late 90's Playboy. The Katarina Witt edition

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:36 PM (FZYNt)

270 My wife wants me to go to a cocktail party later on, something that starts at 7 PM.

The Indians game starts ten minutes later. While I can tape it and watch it on delay, I'd have to turn my phone off to do that (since the text messages start flowing in right after first pitch).

So, really I'm left with now choice: the flu. Pretty sure I have the flu.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 15, 2017 12:36 PM (ylUqT)

271 In fact, my aunt got fired from a nursing job for carrying Brazil nuts in her nursing cap.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 12:36 PM (wPiJc)

272 Naughty nurse...OK, shall we play Lets Hide the Stethoscope?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:37 PM (0tfLf)

273 Anti-science = someone who won't accept my global warming bullshit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 12:37 PM (nmr2M)

274 What they look like has absolutely nothing to do with it. Except... when they were still quite young, as in pre-teen young, they already had a large following in the pedo community.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:20 PM (TOk1P)

Don't I know it. My "Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley" VHS tapes are wearing out.
Posted by: Harry S. Plinkett at September 15, 2017 12:32 PM (u9OP6)


I am aware I am talking to a sock, but there was some acknowledgement on their part that they knew they had a pedo following, and that they didn't seem to mind, if I recall.

More money for them, I suppose.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:37 PM (TOk1P)

275 Fighting for truthiness, social-justice and the antifa-american way.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/275659/

Posted by: geoffb5 at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM (zOpu5)

276 Just when it looks like Bernie has the Demon nomination all sewn up, Hillary will hire Jeff Gillooly to take out his legs with a Tire Iron.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM (9TK8E)

277 maybe the stripes on the nurse caps are rank

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM (hMwEB)

278 Olsen Twins Jokes from Bob Saget's Roast:

John Stamos: What a tough gig [America's Funniest Home Videos] must've been, huh? His entire job consisted of saying, "Take a look at this," which is what he used to say to Mary-Kate Olsen in her dressing room.

Jeffrey Ross: Full House should've been called Blackjack, 'cause he hit on the Olsens when they were eight. He didn't stop till they were 21.

Gilbert Gottfried: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen walk into a bar. They say to the bartender, "Give us two ass-hurts." The bartender says, "How do you make an ass hurt?" The Olsen twins say, "Well, Bob Saget hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach."

Greg Giraldo (RIP): The Olsens are like Tom Green's testicles -- they look the same, but one is fake and empty inside, and the other one's been licked by Heath Ledger. It's -- he'd be cool with it, fuckers.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM (SIY7D)

279 So Hillary is really gonna run. I mean that has to be what she is planning.

Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM (q177U)

280 Thanks for the post of the two craziest batshit women ever:
Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Clinton.

Are Sean Young and Vivian Leigh up next?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM (ATVNj)

281 "Is there some particular reason that all of Hillary's book appearances are scheduled for after dark? "

During daylight hours she rests inside a box, filled with her native soil?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2017 12:39 PM (EyPfd)

282 So, really I'm left with now choice: the flu. Pretty sure I have the flu.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 15, 2017 12:36 PM



I recommend you go. Slam three quick drinks and then stand in the corner quietly talking to yourself. She'll have you out of there in no time. Sure, you'll miss the first three innings but its a small price to pay.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:39 PM (0tfLf)

283 Just when it looks like Bernie has the Demon nomination all sewn up, Hillary will hire Jeff Gillooly to take out his legs with a Tire Iron.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM (9TK8E)

---

That's a win-win.

Posted by: auscolpyr at September 15, 2017 12:39 PM (suO/a)

284 -
--
maybe the stripes on the nurse caps are rank

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM

----------------------

Probably, after they wear them a while.

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2017 12:39 PM (pMGkg)

285 steevy, that's depressing but nothing new.

Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2017 12:39 PM (q177U)

286 If I was gonna go hermit, I'd choose someplace like Maine, like this guy:





Or join a pop group from England. I'm 'enry the VIII, I am...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 12:40 PM (493sH)

287 267 Jones and Duvalier are interesting in how they got others to sign on to the shared nightmare.

don't really care about Bundy (but then, the Unabomber is lame too)

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 12:35 PM (6iPQl)


I still wonder why anybody ever agreed to go back to Jeffrey Dahmer's place.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 12:40 PM (9TK8E)

288 So, really I'm left with now choice: the flu. Pretty sure I have the flu.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man

It looks like you may be dying; definitely contagious.

Take three quarts of value-rite and call someone else when you're throwing up.

Posted by: AoS Urgent care (less) unit at September 15, 2017 12:40 PM (326rv)

289 I just can't imagine what its like to be a 14 year old starlet to day with all the internet countdowns and memes and webpages. Best to just avoid the internet entirely I'd think

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:40 PM (39g3+)

290 271 In fact, my aunt got fired from a nursing job for carrying Brazil nuts in her nursing cap.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 12:36 PM (wPiJc)


So Brazil reported her? In a somewhat higher voice I imagine.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 12:40 PM (nmr2M)

291 Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM (SIY7D)


Egad, that's awful. Hilarious, but awful.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:40 PM (TOk1P)

292 236
It's really an indictment of the sickos who have walked the hallows halls of Harvard, if anything. An excellent read.
Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at September 15, 2017 12:26 PM (ED4Lt)


The Best and Brightest. Our Governing Class.

Posted by: rickl at September 15, 2017 12:41 PM (xjiRE)

293 I mean Shirley Temple probably had really awful pervy guys with shrines set up in their basement but at least she didn't have to see their websites. I'm confident the studio screened all her mail as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:41 PM (39g3+)

294 I still wonder why anybody ever agreed to go back to Jeffrey Dahmer's place.

He only had to utter one mesmerizing word: "Covfefe".

Either that or he showed them the Yellow Sign or something.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 12:41 PM (HtLSE)

295 251 KASSAM: POTUS Signs 'Anti-Hate' Resolution, a Major Assault on America's First Amendment
-BB

Nice
Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 12:30 PM (mcI77)



This is dangerous. There's a resolution pending in Congress, or was last year, Resolution 530 I believe, that makes speaking bad about Islam a hate crime. I was hoping the election of Trump meant it would go away. Now I don't know. I guess I should check. It was sponsored by 70 dems...last time I checked. Last year.

We lose free speech....we are fvcked. As my UK & EU contacts have driven home to me. Hate speech is defined as anything those in power decide it is. It is subjective. It is deadly.

Hate to be a debbie downer, but it is the beginning of the end.
Hope I'm wrong...hope Kassam overstated the case. But any move in that direction...deadly.

Mow I feel like Jeremiah in that painting.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 12:42 PM (VHwfF)

296 maybe the stripes on the nurse caps are rank

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM

----------------------

Probably, after they wear them a while.
Posted by: irright




Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:42 PM (NLny5)

297 So, really I'm left with now choice: the flu. Pretty sure I have the flu.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 15, 2017 12:36 PM


I recommend you go. Slam three quick drinks and then stand in the corner quietly talking to yourself. She'll have you out of there in no time. Sure, you'll miss the first three innings but its a small price to pay.
Posted by: Diogenes

Or, announce that you suddenly realize that You.Can.Dance!

Posted by: advice from Morons at September 15, 2017 12:42 PM (326rv)

298 *now

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 12:42 PM (VHwfF)

299 I give this post 5 stars out of 4.9!

Posted by: F'n monkey at September 15, 2017 12:42 PM (KvWlw)

300 Late 90's Playboy. The Katarina Witt edition


Oh, now you're talking. I was going over in my mind whether my all time favorite was Katarina Witt or Gabrielle Reece.

Both are girls who got their bodies by actually doing something, as opposed to via surgery. Susen Tiedke was a long time personal favorite too, but her PB spread was not that great.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 12:43 PM (gIRsn)

301 Be very kind to your nurses. They choose your needle size and catheter size.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2017 12:43 PM (JO9+V)

302 What is creepy is touring a doll museum and seeing they have not one, but two, of the life sized Shirley Temple dolls. That visage will make you write horror stories automatically.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:43 PM (ZqlGu)

303
Googlag has a "gender" discrimination law suit on its hands. Googlag has said, it disagrees with the allegations. Oh dear. Aren't wymyn always to be believe about things like this? More sexism from Googlag

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 12:43 PM (493sH)

304 Stop blaming Hillary running on me! Bitch ought to try a toilet now and again.

Posted by: Hillary's depends at September 15, 2017 12:44 PM (JNTt1)

305 294 I still wonder why anybody ever agreed to go back to Jeffrey Dahmer's place.
__________________________________________

The irresistible attraction of Free Shit.

Hell, there's a whole section of our country that is hypnotized by the prospect of free shit and are willing to piss away their lives to get it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 12:45 PM (ATVNj)

306 Nurses who work in the pre-op staging area wear a slightly different style of cap, with a fringe of gauze-like material. This decreases the need for colon cleansing regimens, because as the old saying goes...





...with fringe like that who needs enemas?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 12:47 PM (wPiJc)

307 300 Late 90's Playboy. The Katarina Witt edition

___________________________________________

Ach du lieber, baby.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 12:47 PM (ATVNj)

308 Via Insty

Two terror attacks in France by-


Guess who!!!


Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 12:47 PM (NyJwR)

309 Hope I'm wrong...hope Kassam overstated the case.
====

It's just a resolution, right? I thought those were pretty much meaningless. It "urges" the president to do this, that, and the other. But it doesn't have any force, or give any new authority.

(Right? Maybe I'm being naive.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 15, 2017 12:48 PM (10LGw)

310 256 Rewrite I Walked With a Zombie but with Hillary! and Huma?

Maybe the guy who gave us "Pride and Prejudice with Zombies" will do "What Happened with Zombies"?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 15, 2017 12:48 PM (v3pYe)

311 What is creepy is touring a doll museum and seeing they have not one, but two, of the life sized Shirley Temple dolls. That visage will make you write horror stories automatically.



As long as they don't have an Annabelle doll...

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:48 PM (NLny5)

312 290 271 In fact, my aunt got fired from a nursing job for carrying Brazil nuts in her nursing cap.
______________________________________

Yeah, but they were still attached to Pele. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 12:48 PM (ATVNj)

313 Katarina Witt looked amazing. I know Yourapeen, but coulda trimmed the hedges a bit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2017 12:49 PM (89T5c)

314 These days, they would have set Ted Kaczynski free with a stern lecture for the public that "We can't arrest our way out of this crisis of undocumented explosions."

Posted by: The 10,000 Thundering Typhoons of Haddock at September 15, 2017 12:49 PM (tYzAL)

315 Yes, but if you attend the cocktail party with the Mrs, aren't you guaranteed to get laid, and get laid good?

I thought that was sort of part of the unspoken rules of marriage. If man accompanies wife to boring fru, fru event....she is so thankful, it's on like Donkey Kong?

Posted by: TickledPink at September 15, 2017 12:49 PM (smD62)

316 As long as they don't have an Annabelle doll...
Posted by: rickb223

or a Lena Dunham doll

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:49 PM (FZYNt)

317 296 maybe the stripes on the nurse caps are rank

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM

----------------------

Probably, after they wear them a while.
Posted by: irright


Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:42 PM (NLny5)

******


Oohhhh!
Gawd I'm slow today.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:49 PM (0tfLf)

318 308 Via Insty

Two terror attacks in France by-


Guess who!!!

________________________________

Uhhhh. . . Sonobi?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 12:49 PM (ATVNj)

319 I generally liked Good Will Hunting but ithe scene where the math professor didn't know who Ted Kaczinskyi was was beyond stupid.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 12:50 PM (TrOGC)

320 Via Insty

Two terror attacks in France by-


Guess who!!!


Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 12:47 PM (NyJwR)




And here I thought Burton Cummings was a good guy.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 12:50 PM (NyJwR)

321 Katrina Witt was a beautiful girl, she always looked so German too Like a waitress with 8 steins

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 12:50 PM (39g3+)

322 And here I thought Burton Cummings was a good guy.

Posted by: naturalfake

No Sugar Tonight

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:50 PM (FZYNt)

323 The Mexican guys call negros "llantas" which is tires in English. Black ya know.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 15, 2017 12:50 PM (HKM9P)

324 So how soon will the media begin a full investigation into the kid that mowed the White House lawn for free today to promote his lawn mowing business to make sure he has all the proper permits and is not being paid under the table.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 12:50 PM (cAnNx)

325 Lace Windows, "Where is Ob Gyn Sonobi?"

Toga, "Running late, delivery he has."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:50 PM (ZqlGu)

326 Via Insty
Two terror attacks in France by-
Guess who!!!


****


Disgruntled Jerry Lewis fans?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 12:51 PM (wPiJc)

327 Yes, but if you attend the cocktail party with the Mrs, aren't you guaranteed to get laid, and get laid good?

I thought that was sort of part of the unspoken rules of marriage. If man accompanies wife to boring fru, fru event....she is so thankful, it's on like Donkey Kong?
Posted by: TickledPink




Depends. Depends on how long you've been married.
At some point, you get to have sex WITH Donkey Kong.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:51 PM (NLny5)

328 Not good. The resolution does not include Antifa, BLM, Black Panthers...it is decidely one sided.

Washington Standard goes into the worries about it shutting down Daily Caller, Breitbart, etc.

Article Expounds on Kassam opinion & why it is so worrisome.

http://tinyurl.com/y9ol9dle


Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 12:51 PM (VHwfF)

329 >>>but her PB spread was not that great.

Sandwich making is important!! PB needs to be evenly distributed and to all edges of bread!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 12:51 PM (wRe9i)

330 maybe the stripes on the nurse caps are rank

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM

----------------------

Probably, after they wear them a while.
Posted by: irright



Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:42 PM (NLny5)


Paraphrased joke (for which I am going to hell):

How can you tell who the head nurse is?

She's the one with the sticky cap.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:52 PM (TOk1P)

331
315 Yes, but if you attend the cocktail party with the Mrs, aren't you guaranteed to get laid, and get laid good?

I thought that was sort of part of the unspoken rules of marriage. If man accompanies wife to boring fru, fru event....she is so thankful, it's on like Donkey Kong?


Posted by: TickledPink at September 15, 2017 12:49 PM (smD62)



Its when you take her to a Broadway show she has to blow you.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 12:52 PM (cAnNx)

332 278 Olsen Twins Jokes from Bob Saget's Roast:

True fact: Bob Saget is one of the most filthiest ("blue") comedians in the business.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 12:52 PM (kYhVW)

333 321 Katrina Witt was a beautiful girl, she always looked so German too Like a waitress with 8 steins
_________________________________________

The East German Stasi bugged her apartment and hotel rooms to head off any defection to the West. What they recorded was amazing sex. She was a banshee.

I think they may have destroyed the tapes after German unification, but I'm sure copies still exist.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 12:53 PM (ATVNj)

334 NBC Bay Area has learned that one of the three men charged with carrying out a murder with a police officer's off-duty revolver was wearing an electronic monitor issued by United States immigration officials.
-WZ

What a total waste our feral government has become.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 12:54 PM (mcI77)

335 @327

Yes, true....but if a woman has been married a long time, aren't they usually past the cocktail party stuff?

I know my mom hit an age, she went anti-social, and she went anti-social real quick. Anyway...if the wife is still interested in cocktail parties, she is probably still interested in getting it on.

Posted by: TickledPink at September 15, 2017 12:54 PM (smD62)

336 Yes, but if you attend the cocktail party with the Mrs, aren't you guaranteed to get laid, and get laid good?

As long as she doesn't notice your absence.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 12:54 PM (LTHVh)

337 Paraphrased joke (for which I am going to hell):

How can you tell who the head nurse is?

She's the one with the sticky cap.
Posted by: BurtTC



DIOGENES! Joke!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:55 PM (NLny5)

338 Via Insty

Two terror attacks in France by-


Guess who!!!


Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 12:47 PM (NyJwR)


Shouting "no time left for you" as they did so, no doubt.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:55 PM (TOk1P)

339 NBC Bay Area has learned that one of the three men
charged with carrying out a murder with a police officer's off-duty
revolver was wearing an electronic monitor issued by United States
immigration officials.

-WZ



What a total waste our feral government has become.





Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 12:54 PM (mcI77)

We're just a monitor. We observe and report. That's it.

Posted by: US Immigration at September 15, 2017 12:55 PM (JO9+V)

340 I wonder if Hillary truly thought the GOPe were going to throw the election for her. Kind of like a boxer who was told to go down (phrasing in regard to Hillary) in the third round.
It didn't happen, perhaps to the GOPe's chagrin, and she was clueless what to do next.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 15, 2017 12:56 PM (nBr1j)

341 >>>. What they recorded was amazing sex. She was a banshee.

So was Teri Weigel. There is such a thing as too loud.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 12:56 PM (wRe9i)

342 328 Not good. The resolution does not include Antifa, BLM, Black Panthers...it is decidely one sided.

Washington Standard goes into the worries about it shutting down Daily Caller, Breitbart, etc.

Article Expounds on Kassam opinion & why it is so worrisome.

http://tinyurl.com/y9ol9dle


Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 12:51 PM (VHwfF)


Yep. If I tell my wife in a public place that I think illegal aliens should be deported, is that a hate speech crime now?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 12:56 PM (mcI77)

343 333 Yeah,it's good having the total power of the states surveillance capabilities...
Bob from the NSA

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 12:56 PM (rmVvL)

344 Damn, mine was the third Guess Who joke.

Time is everything.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:57 PM (TOk1P)

345 337 Paraphrased joke (for which I am going to hell):

How can you tell who the head nurse is?

She's the one with the sticky cap.
Posted by: BurtTC



DIOGENES! Joke!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 12:55 PM (NLny5)


******

Huh?
Oh. Right!
Bwahahaha!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 12:57 PM (0tfLf)

346 Aziz, Light!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 12:57 PM (LTHVh)

347 Fap, fap, fap, fap. . . mein herr. . . fap, fap, fap. . .,

Posted by: East German Stasi at September 15, 2017 12:57 PM (ATVNj)

348 What they recorded was amazing sex. She was a banshee.



So was Teri Weigel. There is such a thing as too loud.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 12:56 PM (wRe9i)


Geeze. I haven't even put it in yet. Pipe down, willya Teri?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2017 12:57 PM (JO9+V)

349 *looks out window*

Yep the Grail sign is on.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 12:58 PM (ZqlGu)

350 344 Damn, mine was the third Guess Who joke.

Time is everything.
Posted by: BurtTC

that's ok, Burton Cummings still is going at it

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:58 PM (FZYNt)

351 I wonder if Hillary truly thought the GOPe were going to throw the election for her. Kind of like a boxer who was told to go down (phrasing in regard to Hillary) in the third round.
It didn't happen, perhaps to the GOPe's chagrin, and she was clueless what to do next.
Posted by: Northernlurker

________

GOPe certainly upheld their end of the deal.

There was a ridiculous amount of elected Republicans that either refused to endorse him after being the nominee and/or endorsed Hillary. Basically every day calling him some combination of a racist or sexual predator.

Traditional donor sources also completely dried up and refused to write checks, Hillary outspent Donald by a huge margin.

Posted by: Maritime at September 15, 2017 12:58 PM (lKmt3)

352 I wonder if Hillary truly thought the GOPe were going to throw the election for her. Kind of like a boxer who was told to go down (phrasing in regard to Hillary) in the third round.
It didn't happen, perhaps to the GOPe's chagrin, and she was clueless what to do next.
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods

What 'thought'? We all saw it. Leaders and pundits alike obstructing Trump and some openly endorsing Clinton.

Democrats do NOT do this. They may go farther left (thanks for that btw) but they NEVER endorse the rethuglickkkkkkkkan.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 15, 2017 12:58 PM (326rv)

353 309 Hope I'm wrong...hope Kassam overstated the case.
====

It's just a resolution, right? I thought those were pretty much meaningless. It "urges" the president to do this, that, and the other. But it doesn't have any force, or give any new authority.

(Right? Maybe I'm being naive.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 15, 2017 12:48 PM (10LGw)



If I hadn't been immersed in EU watching the last few years, I would be more likely to shrug it off, is my guess. I acknowledge I have a feeling of dread as I watch us go down the same road. If the political climate here was not already clamping down on free speech in the most general of topics, I'd also be less concerned. Or the media had not descended into open warfare & mass hysteria. But all those things taken together do frighten me.

For me, it's like watching dominos fall.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 12:59 PM (VHwfF)

354 NBC Bay Area has learned that one of the three men charged with carrying out a murder with a police officer's off-duty revolver was wearing an electronic monitor issued by United States immigration officials.
-WZ
__________________

Just doing the killing you lazy Americans won't do!

Posted by: Illegal aliens, er . . . undocumented citizens at September 15, 2017 12:59 PM (BXf9o)

355 Pro tip: Remove ice skates before performing a triple Salchow.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 01:00 PM (wPiJc)

356 NBC Bay Area has learned that one of the three men charged with carrying out a murder with a police officer's off-duty revolver was wearing an electronic monitor issued by United States immigration officials.
-WZ

What a total waste our feral government has become.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 12:54 PM (mcI77)


A tag and release program. How progressive

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 01:00 PM (493sH)

357 This resolution is just one more example of-

The Shambling Culture Zombie of the Never-to-Be Hillary! Presidency.


And here I have to express my admiration for the planning that goes on on the Left.

Obama's flacks, cronies, and Justice Dept were already going after domestic terrorists of the white supremacy persuasion and totally ignoring muslim and illegal drug cartel inspired terror years-

before Hillary! lost.

This was to be part of the Hillary! Cultural Revolution to sideline middle class white men and men in general.

And here they are.....still carrying it out.

Welp. Good for them, while they're planning and taking action-

people like the Turtle and Eddy Munster are engaging in endless circle jerks.

Awesome!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 15, 2017 01:01 PM (NyJwR)

358 Damn, mine was the third Guess Who joke.

Time is everything.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 12:57 PM (TOk1P)



It's okay, they have No Time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 01:01 PM (493sH)

359 . . . was wearing an electronic monitor issued by United States immigration officials.

____________________________________________

Another Dreamer.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 01:01 PM (ATVNj)

360 NBC Bay Area has learned that one of the three men charged with carrying out a murder with a police officer's off-duty revolver was wearing an electronic monitor issued by United States immigration officials.
-WZ
__________________

Just doing the killing you lazy Americans won't do!
Posted by: Illegal aliens



Bull. That's what we hire police officers for.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 01:01 PM (NLny5)

361 if any morons haven't seen das Leben der Anderen, see it. seriously

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 01:01 PM (6iPQl)

362 aka The Lives of Others

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 01:02 PM (SIY7D)

363 Shouting "no time left for you" as they did so, no doubt.
Posted by: BurtTC


But none of them had grown wings ...

Posted by: Adriane the Find the Pattern Critic ... at September 15, 2017 01:03 PM (AoK0a)

364 So was Teri Weigel. There is such a thing as too loud.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 12:56 PM (wRe9i)


Yeah, but Teri Weigel's screaming was fake.

Uh... a friend told me this.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 01:03 PM (kYhVW)

365 One of the best flicks of the last 25 years.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 01:03 PM (SIY7D)

366 >>if any morons haven't seen das Leben der Anderen, see it.


German movies can be pretty shitty.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2017 01:03 PM (JOUxC)

367 362 aka The Lives of Others
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 01:02 PM (SIY7D)

============

If it were up to me it would be required viewing to register to vote.

Posted by: Jackal at September 15, 2017 01:03 PM (UJ4fd)

368 Meghan McCain is out at Fox.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (cAnNx)

369 Wow, never before noticed how much Hillary looks like a sewer dwelling, homicidally insane clown.

Nice one.

Posted by: simplemind at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (BsSIa)

370 368 Meghan McCain is out at Fox.
Posted by: buzzion

please tell me she is moving to chaturbate

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (FZYNt)

371 was wearing an electronic monitor issued by United States immigration officials.
___________________________________________

Gee, I hope the monitor wasn't damaged in the fracas.

We'll probably lose our deposit if it is.

How are we ever going explain that?

Posted by: Immigration Officials at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (ATVNj)

372 315 Yes, but if you attend the cocktail party with the Mrs, aren't you guaranteed to get laid, and get laid good?

I thought that was sort of part of the unspoken rules of marriage. If man accompanies wife to boring fru, fru event....she is so thankful, it's on like Donkey Kong?
Posted by: TickledPink at September 15, 2017 12:49 PM (smD62)

Heh. Ha ha ha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You're so funny!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (NWiLs)

373 You are wrong about low information voters. Obama's campaign was pretty open about how they were targeting them, using exactly that phrase. Basically they acknowledged that Democrats are dumb.

Posted by: MikeN at September 15, 2017 01:05 PM (VdoJJ)

374 368
Meghan McCain is out at Fox.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (cAnNx)

Lesbo? Nice!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 15, 2017 01:05 PM (tbOMB)

375 that's ok, Burton Cummings still is going at it

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 12:58 PM (FZYNt)


Yeah, no kidding:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_fNGa26hig

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 01:05 PM (kYhVW)

376 "In 1984 East Berlin, an agent of the secret police, conducting surveillance on a writer and his lover, finds himself becoming increasingly absorbed by their lives."

It has a happy ending, of sorts.

And serves as an answer to dystopian novels like 1984.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 01:06 PM (SIY7D)

377
Fox Business is showing Whoa Fat. He's wearing the same Mao suit Hillary had on in her recent interview

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 01:06 PM (493sH)

378 Meghan McCain was never, ever relevant. WTF was Fox thinking in hiring her in the first place?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 01:06 PM (ATVNj)

379 I keep forgetting that the rest of the world is not the HQ, because there's a really obvious joke I was going to make about this Facebook status:

Happy anniversary to my best friend, partner, husband, step-dad, and that other thing we'll keep between us

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 01:07 PM (gIRsn)

380 377
Fox Business is showing Whoa Fat. He's wearing the same Mao suit Hillary had on in her recent interview
Posted by: TheQuietMan

both hiding a catheter bag?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 01:07 PM (FZYNt)

381 It's a resolution. Just like resolutions to honor some Olympic athlete , or to name a park after some civil rights leader. Or name tomorrow national Pancake day.

Resolutions don't even have the effect of regulations, much less law.

I looked up and read the thing. Same blah blah we heard after Charlottesville in which the "white supremicists and KKK were described as torch bearing racist, bigoted, hate filled groups who began fighting with the peaceful counterprotestors. Description of the "alleged" KKK member running down the peaceful counterprotester.(remember , the guy hasn't been found guilty yet, but Congress is going to describe him that way anyway)

All it is doing is directing the executive branch to use "all resources to combat hate groups".

The only hate groups they have defined in this are the KKK. Whom the courts have found have a right to exist and a right to protest.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 15, 2017 01:08 PM (/Qs0S)

382 Who is this Katarina Witt?

Posted by: Dorothy Stratten at September 15, 2017 01:08 PM (tYzAL)

383 342 328 Not good. The resolution does not include Antifa, BLM, Black Panthers...it is decidely one sided.

Washington Standard goes into the worries about it shutting down Daily Caller, Breitbart, etc.

Article Expounds on Kassam opinion & why it is so worrisome.

http://tinyurl.com/y9ol9dle


Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 12:51 PM (VHwfF)

Yep. If I tell my wife in a public place that I think illegal aliens should be deported, is that a hate speech crime now?
Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 12:56 PM (mcI77)




In the UK you can not read some of Churchill's writings out loud, or teach them. Considered hate specch or incitement to violence.

Winston fvcking Churchill!!

The danger in Islam is not mainly terror attacks. It is the capitulation of a culture to their ways out of fear. Intolerance & violence work. It's the daily terror of saying the wrong thing, of sexual abuse, of child mistreatment...and on it goes. And the victims are blamed. The police will be neutered as they are in the EU. Judges & their families will be threatened re: sentencing. It is awful. And people will appease.

Tech companies & govt. are already silencing people on general topics. Islam will be way worse. As countries in EU prove.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 01:08 PM (VHwfF)

384 Resolutions = Greeting Cards

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 01:08 PM (ATVNj)

385 From the sidebar: The Podcast: Vaginas and Russians and White People: Why Hillary Lost

is great.

Posted by: m at September 15, 2017 01:09 PM (9egmK)

386 379 I keep forgetting that the rest of the world is not the HQ, because there's a really obvious joke I was going to make about this Facebook status:

Happy anniversary to my best friend, partner, husband, step-dad, and that other thing we'll keep between us



Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 01:07 PM (gIRsn)



Sex Slave?

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 01:09 PM (cAnNx)

387 374 368
Meghan McCain is out at Fox.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (cAnNx)

Lesbo? Nice!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 15, 2017 01:05 PM (tbOMB)

Pictures (video?) or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 15, 2017 01:09 PM (jxbfJ)

388 It's a resolution. Just like resolutions to honor some Olympic athlete , or to name a park after some civil rights leader. Or name tomorrow national Pancake day.

It passed both houses unanimously. That's what bothers me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 01:09 PM (LTHVh)

389 Goddammit, my cell network's out again. Fuck AT&T sideways with a flaming, barbed-wire-wrapped pineapple.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

390 >>Happy anniversary to my best friend, partner, husband, step-dad, and that other thing we'll keep between us


Is this the opening line / setup to one of those Kings of Reality Videos Ace was talking about?

The ones Ted Cruz likes?

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2017 01:10 PM (JOUxC)

391 And isn't it wrong for her husband to be her step-dad?

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 01:10 PM (cAnNx)

392 Meghan McCain is out at Fox.
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (cAnNx)



What happened? Did her boobs fall off?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 01:10 PM (Mouru)

393 The bad thing about this Hallmark Resolution is that it's about the only thing Congress can pass.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 01:10 PM (SIY7D)

394 I am gonna make a poster out of that Hilz black and white, yes I will!

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2017 01:10 PM (QC/4S)

395 Happy anniversary to my best friend, partner, husband, step-dad, and that other thing we'll keep between us



THE ARISTOCRATS!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 01:10 PM (LTHVh)

396
Meghan McCain is out at Fox. Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 01:04 PM (cAnNx)



Marie Harf hastaken over the chubby blonde slot at FOX

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2017 01:10 PM (lKyWE)

397 Who is this Katarina Witt?

Posted by: Dorothy Stratten



She's not non-perforated skating girl.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 01:11 PM (gIRsn)

398 Yeah, but Teri Weigel's screaming was fake.

Uh... a friend told me this.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 15, 2017 01:03 PM (kYhVW)


A friend told me she did a beautifully filmed scene with Peter North and her screaming made it unwatchable. Unless the sound was turned off.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 15, 2017 01:11 PM (EgwCt)

399 Meghan McCain is out at Fox.

She tripled the yearly pizza budget and it's only September.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (vtcmf)

400 Marie Harf hastaken over the chubby blonde slot at FOX
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2017 01:10 PM (lKyWE)



I'm going to have to check out that slot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (Mouru)

401
A friend told me she did a beautifully filmed scene with Peter North and her screaming made it unwatchable. Unless the sound was turned off.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman

all porn is watched in silence when the wife is in the house

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (FZYNt)

402 Happy anniversary to my best friend, partner, husband, step-dad, and that other thing we'll keep between us



Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 01:07 PM (gIRsn)



Sex Slave?



I was more going for implied "husband and step-dad".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (gIRsn)

403 Italy - no terror attacks? Yay or nay?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (aW5/6)

404 398 Yeah, but Teri Weigel's screaming was fake.
_____________________________________

I'll settle for fake.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (ATVNj)

405 Posted by: Dorothy Stratten


There's a blast from the past.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (JO9+V)

406 Posted by: Jen the original at September 15, 2017 01:08 PM (/Qs0S)


I so hope you are right. The courts have become so politicized I don't have a lot of faith in them anymore.

I want to be wrong...on everything. But there was a time I would have sworn the country could not, would not, ever have descended into it's current crazy.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (VHwfF)

407 373 You are wrong about low information voters. Obama's campaign was pretty open about how they were targeting them, using exactly that phrase. Basically they acknowledged that Democrats are dumb.
Posted by: MikeN at September 15, 2017 01:05 PM (VdoJJ)

++

I don't think they are insulted either. Let the government make the big decisions. I'll just play in my Nike's, I phone, and watch my 58" flat-screen and await my check hitting the bank. What's wrong?

Posted by: washrivergal at September 15, 2017 01:12 PM (7m3t8)

408 I was more going for implied "husband and step-dad".

Daddy Uncle

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 01:13 PM (NWiLs)

409 I think we've successfully established that there are 2 obvious jokes to the FB status. The husband/step dad line. And then speculation on what that other thing is that they keep between themselves.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 01:13 PM (cAnNx)

410 https://pbs.tw___.com/media/DJxGhfjW0AEhGmF?format=jpg

This is also good.

Posted by: Chilling the most at September 15, 2017 01:13 PM (tbUsK)

411 405 Posted by: Dorothy Stratten


There's a blast from the past.

Posted by: Count de Monet

she liked butt stuff

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 01:13 PM (FZYNt)

412
all porn is watched in silence when the wife is in the house

___________________________________________

Headphones. The second most important marital aid.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2017 01:13 PM (ATVNj)

413 Meghan hasn't been on Outnumbered since her father was diagnosed with brain cancer. This isn't a surprise, she says she is leaving to focus on other things, which I am sure is spending time with her dad and helping her mother with his care.

At some point, McCain is going to need to resign his Senate seat. However, knowing his track record, it probably won't be until his funeral is announced.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 15, 2017 01:13 PM (/Qs0S)

414 And then speculation on what that other thing is that they keep between themselves.


Ponygirl and charioteer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 01:14 PM (Mouru)

415 nood SJW

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2017 01:14 PM (QC/4S)

416 Headphones. The second most important marital aid.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

can't hear the wife coming.

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 01:14 PM (FZYNt)

417 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE COMMA MAKES IT SEEM LIKE HE'S HER HUSBAND AND HER STEP-DAD.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 15, 2017 01:14 PM (LTHVh)

418 NOOD awakenings

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 15, 2017 01:15 PM (ul9CR)

419 In the UK you can not read some of Churchill's writings out loud, or teach them. Considered hate specch or incitement to violence.

Winston fvcking Churchill!!



So I guess they are really going to hate anything by Disraeli.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 01:15 PM (0tfLf)

420 The ignominious end of Meggy Mac 'n Cheese.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 15, 2017 01:15 PM (9TK8E)

421 I had to keep my mouth shut just now. Two of the graduate students in my department were discussing what one had found for his thesis, that in states with "Stand Your Ground" laws, a higher percentage of black people ended up getting shot than did whites. They both thought this was horrible, and due to racism.

I wanted to say, "Has it ever occurred to you that the higher percentage of blacks being shot is because they commit more violent crimes -- not because more whites 'empowered' by SYG are targeting them?" But it would have made me, shall we say, unpopular.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2017 01:16 PM (+Ywi5)

422 Fake but Accurate Enthusiastic

Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 01:16 PM (wPiJc)

423 Congress is going to describe him that way anyway

Including that sack of shit Steve Scalise.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 01:16 PM (mcI77)

424 The only thing I can imagine was going on with Fox and MeggieMac is that they believed she was some kind of young people/Republican liason, the voice of the Pepsi generation kind of thing.

Hence, hiring people like Tomi Lahren

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2017 01:17 PM (39g3+)

425
Meghan hasn't been on Outnumbered since her father was diagnosed with brain cancer. This isn't a surprise, she says she is leaving to focus on other things, which I am sure is spending time with her dad and helping her mother with his care.

But mostly getting ready to run for her dads soon to be vactaed senate seat

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2017 01:17 PM (lKyWE)

426 It passed both houses unanimously. That's what bothers me.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 01:09 PM (LTHVh)

Because it has no legal effect, so no consequences for Congress. Zero. It's meaningless, which is why Trump signed it. Why spend ANY political capital on something that doesn't do anything.

And the congress critters can hurridly respond to any charges of racism, etc. on the immigration bills that they unanimously signed a Congressional resolution.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 15, 2017 01:18 PM (/Qs0S)

427 I was more going for implied "husband and step-dad".

Posted by: Bandersnatch


WOODY ALLEN! Called it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 01:22 PM (/qEW2)

428 I wanted to say, "Has it ever occurred to you that the higher percentage of blacks being shot is because they commit more violent crimes -- not because more whites 'empowered' by SYG are targeting them?" But it would have made me, shall we say, unpopular.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2017 01:16 PM (+Ywi5)


Proper ordering of and linking between cause and effect, How Do It Work?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2017 01:22 PM (JO9+V)

429 413
At some point, McCain is going to need to resign his Senate seat. However, knowing his track record, it probably won't be until his funeral is announced.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 15, 2017 01:13 PM (/Qs0S)


At some point, McCain is going to need to resign his Senate seat. However, knowing his track record, it probably won't be until a couple of years after his worthless ass is in the ground.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at September 15, 2017 01:23 PM (tu3iY)

430 "And isn't it wrong for her husband to be her step-dad?"



I actually knew a couple like that. Guy started out married to her mom. It was weird.

Posted by: freaked at September 15, 2017 01:23 PM (KvWlw)

431 Why spend ANY political capital on something that doesn't do anything.

Why did the Republican Leadership introduce it whip the vote?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 02:08 PM (QQ+il)

432 and whip

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 02:08 PM (QQ+il)

433 maybe the stripes on the nurse caps are rank

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 12:38 PM

I can't remember the last time I saw a nurse wearing a cap or a white uniform. All the nurses I've seen for the past 25 years or so wear scrubs. It's easier to find a nun in a traditional habit.

My sister had a "cap ceremony" when she graduated from nursing school. I'll have to ask her if she carried around snacks in her cap.

I worked in the dietary department of a hospital when I was a teen and we had to wear white uniforms to work, so I wore my aunts and my sister's cast off white nursing uniforms - the pants suits ones. It was the '70's. They were awful, not just because they were ugly polyester and didn't absorb sweat at all - and hospital kitchens are pretty warm places.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 02:44 PM (P8951)

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