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The Morning Rant
"Somebody swiped my tire swing the other day. I blame Russian ninja hackers. And misogyny. And Bernie Sanders. Also his supporters, who were mean to me. Good thing I never went to Wisconsin, that would've been another fruitless exercise. And speaking of fruitless exercise, where's my damn tire swing?"
Peter Daou just e-mailed and said 'She needs to ease up a bit on the blame thing.'
Whatever you do, do NOT click on this link. Otherwise, you will be forced to look at this:
'Best swimsuit for my curvy bod': Lena Dunham shows off her figure and a hidden neon orange tattoo on her derriere as she models red bikini
Ugh. Why are they even showing this?
Life In Sweden:
Raise Your Hand If You're Just *Shocked* To See This: The Trans Health Manifesto:
TRANS HEALTH MANIFESTOThe whole thing is just full of outragey outrage and "poor me" victimology. And their demands are demented. But for those of youse who don't want to click, I'll give you the short version: "We want to do anything we want and somebody else has to pay for it."
Trans health is bodily autonomy. We will express our needs, and they will be met. We will change our bodies however we want. We will have universally accessible and freely available hormones & blockers, surgical procedures, and any other relevant treatments and therapies. We will end the medical gatekeeping of our bodies. We will have full, historical accountability for the abuses perpetuated against us in the name of 'healthcare’. We will see reparations for these crimes, and the crimes committed against others in our names.
Quiz: Parrot or Guacamole?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2017 11:33 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 14, 2017 11:33 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 14, 2017 11:33 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2017 11:34 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2017 11:35 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 14, 2017 11:35 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2017 11:35 AM (nM879)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2017 11:35 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2017 11:35 AM (nM879)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:36 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:36 AM (xJa6I)
However, in my time in car sales I did come to understand some things. First I had no excuses.
If I did have excuses they might include a poor economy, or low traffic, or poor leads. But my potential excuses never included other salesmen doing a better job me.
That would be stupid.
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 14, 2017 11:37 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 14, 2017 11:37 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tom, Dick, or Harry from the NSA ... at September 14, 2017 11:37 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2017 11:37 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 14, 2017 11:37 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 14, 2017 11:37 AM (H45z0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2017 11:37 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:37 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2017 11:37 AM (PS3ox)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 14, 2017 11:38 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 11:38 AM (8oSoU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2017 11:38 AM (JO9+V)
The Huff Po pollsters were from the Bill Wynn firm of early nights
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2017 11:38 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Jumping Jesus in Japan at September 14, 2017 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 14, 2017 11:37 AM (fA1SL)
Mah buckit!
Man, that takes me back. What does it say when memes make you nostalgic? Is Proust spinning is his pouncey grave?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:38 AM (xJa6I)
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It sounds like something Bob Ross would paint. happy farmers, happy trees, happy happy corn
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (zSVEm)
BREAKING NEWS!!! HILLZ LYING AGAIN!!!
Hillz refernces the Kathy Griffin severed head incident in WTF Happened? and says it's hypocritacal because nobody said a word when the GOP sold tee shirts with her severed head on them. There's just one problem . . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:36 AM (xJa6I)
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we got it
Posted by: OSHA at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (oGRue)
Uhhh...wow. Primal scream much?
I would assume this would include trans-species wackos, right? You know, the guy or gal who wants to transition into a cat or dragon (yeah, already been done)?
What about the Barbie and Ken type people who are addicted to plastic surgery to become more doll-like, or to look more like their favorite actor or model?
I'm asking where this all ends because I have no confidence that it ever will, but they never want to admit that up front.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: GP's mother at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (sGSvK)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (QQ+il)
Man, that takes me back.
What does it say when memes make you nostalgic?
You're old as shit?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (8oSoU)
Posted by: Timon at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (NTM5E)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: GP at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (ZAAkQ)
Posted by: GregV61 at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (MoJlY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:36 AM (xJa6I)
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we got it
Posted by: OSHA at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (oGRue)
Damn you, oGrue!!!!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: cookie monster at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (hRO6m)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (fA1SL)
Man, that takes me back.
What does it say when memes make you nostalgic?
You're old as shit?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 11:40 AM (8oSoU)
Heh.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (xJa6I)
They got it right away.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (0tfLf)
Awareness of life in the mad house? And not even a tulip bulb to show for our trouble !!!!
Posted by: Adriane the "And the Dutch!" Critic ... at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: GP's mother at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (suO/a)
And a Slip 'n Slide.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (fA1SL)
"You can't hug your child with invisible cheeseburgers."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:42 AM (xJa6I)
Death to videodrome. Long live the new flesh.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 11:42 AM (HtLSE)
Magic 8 ball says.......whiskey and Coke. Then a nap.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 14, 2017 11:42 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: GP's mother
Now accepting teams!
Sign up for the Southside Silverback Jarts League sponsored by your Parks & Recreation Department!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 11:42 AM (8oSoU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 14, 2017 11:42 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:42 AM (NWiLs)
Gorilla Privilege has gone on too long.
(zoo now under PETA management, large dominant animals will be given sensitivity training)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2017 11:43 AM (yKAUL)
***Who*** sold disembodied Hillary head T's, Hillary?!?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7wo6gxq
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2017 11:43 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Aunt Luna's phone at September 14, 2017 11:43 AM (JMH3U)
Posted by: GP's mother at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (suO/a)
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You'll put yer eye out!
confiscated.
Posted by: OHSA at September 14, 2017 11:43 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 14, 2017 11:43 AM (m9X4Y)
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Um, Ok, I'm not offering you a banana. Bye Bye.
Posted by: cookie monster at September 14, 2017 11:43 AM (hBHXz)
Awareness of life in the mad house? And not even a tulip bulb to show for our trouble !!!!
Posted by: Adriane the "And the Dutch!" Critic ... at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (AoK0a)
I saw the Matrix the other day.
It was all right.
Steak was good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:43 AM (xJa6I)
Death to videodrome. Long live the new flesh.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 11:42 AM (HtLSE)
*grunts*
*struggles*
This VHS tape just won't go into my abdomen.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2017 11:44 AM (QQ+il)
Hillary's severed head? Who would want to wear a t-shirt with that image?
Posted by: Aunt Luna's phone at September 14, 2017 11:43 AM (JMH3U)
Lifetime Original Movie, perhaps...
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 11:44 AM (zSVEm)
>>TRANS HEALTH MANIFESTO
Oh, just shut the fuck up and kill yourself already.
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2017 11:35 AM (nM879)
***
Heh. Being Catholic this should offend me - but with our new commie "Pope" considering allowing euthanasia - I am free to laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 14, 2017 11:44 AM (Fb9aZ)
So let it be written, so let it be done.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe!
That's not good for you,
better to cut your whiskey with water
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 14, 2017 11:44 AM (FZYNt)
Gorillas don't swing.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 14, 2017 11:43 AM (m9X4Y)
Who says?
Posted by: Huge Hefner... Gorrilla Playboy at September 14, 2017 11:44 AM (NgKpN)
Death to videodrome. Long live the new flesh.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 11:42 AM (HtLSE)
*grunts*
*struggles*
This VHS tape just won't go into my abdomen.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:43 AM (NWiLs)
Does your stomach take DVDs instead? Check your manual.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:44 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 14, 2017 11:45 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 14, 2017 11:45 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Insomniac
You should! They sponsor one of the teams in the Silverback Jarts League.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 11:45 AM (8oSoU)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2017 11:45 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2017 11:44 AM (QQ+il)
Palpatine IS... the Meme Warrior.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:45 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 11:42 AM (HtLSE)
*grunts*
*struggles*
This VHS tape just won't go into my abdomen.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:43 AM (NWiLs)
****
Wow - now there is an obscure reference!
"See you in Pittsburgh!" Insomniac!
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 14, 2017 11:46 AM (Fb9aZ)
to cover any random couple of lumps on her body and it wold look just
as good.
Heard on the radio that her BF designed his current tour bus interior to match his childhood room. About as close to returning to the womb as a boy can get, eh? And really, is that all so surprising, his yen to return to simpler, non-adult days?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2017 11:46 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:44 AM (xJa6I)
*checks manual*
"Make sure abdomen is clear of lint."
Oh crap.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
Coming in 2018: Huffpo Pollsters give Democrats a 99% of retaking the Congress, Senate and Presidency!
Posted by: shibumi at September 14, 2017 11:46 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: RonCo at September 14, 2017 11:46 AM (bc2Lc)
Macedonia was culturally Greek even though the sophisticates in Athens considered it to be a jerkwater hick state that was still primitive enough to have a king.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2017 11:46 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2017 11:35 AM (nM879)
You know, going under the knife and warping one's body with fake hormones has GOT to shorten life expectancy.
Remember those scumbags called "ACT UP"? (No offense to anybody "gay" reading this, but even you have to admit they were nothing but goons).
Didn't they all die off from AIDS in the end anyway? I have not heard from them lately, although a Horde (pardon the use of the term) of other Left groups has popped up to replace them of course.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 14, 2017 11:46 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 14, 2017 11:47 AM (KP5rU)
I'm having a vagina installed to complement everything else, but mostly for the minidiscs.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 11:47 AM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Michigan at September 14, 2017 11:47 AM (aT+Bx)
You will put the lotion on your skin, and then you will put it in the basket.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2017 11:47 AM (Bdeb0)
I'm having a vagina installed to complement everything else, but mostly for the minidiscs.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 11:47 AM (HtLSE)
Talk about returning to the womb....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:47 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: GP's mother at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (suO/a)
And a Slip 'n Slide.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (NWiLs)
Model rockets.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2017 11:47 AM (mcI77)
I was at a tech conference the other day, and they were doing shows-of-hands to gauge interest in various topics for discussion sessions. If there were more than 50 hands, it would go in a big room. More than 20 would go in a medium room. Otherwise a small room.
So. One gal proposed a diversity session. IIRC, the exact title was "Under-represented Groups Caucus: Tell Us What You Need."
Three people raised their hands.
And the conference organizer suddenly got really awkward. Should he say "Small"? Or should he pretend that lots of people are interested in diversity bullshit?
He went with "Medium." (Which drew a couple of snickers.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 14, 2017 11:48 AM (10LGw)
Death to videodrome. Long live the new flesh.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 11:42 AM (HtLSE)
*grunts*
*struggles*
This VHS tape just won't go into my abdomen.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:43 AM (NWiLs)
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i guess that makes you a Beta Male
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2017 11:48 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: GP's mother at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (suO/a)
And a Slip 'n Slide.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (NWiLs)
Model rockets.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2017 11:47 AM
--A chemistry set.
Posted by: shibumi at September 14, 2017 11:48 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: GP's mother at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (suO/a)
And a Slip 'n Slide.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (NWiLs)
Model rockets.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2017 11:47 AM (mcI77)
Tetherball..
Dodgeball..
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 11:48 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: GP's mother at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (suO/a)
And a Slip 'n Slide.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (NWiLs)
Model rockets.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2017 11:47 AM (mcI77)
God, yes. I had those. And Jarts. And a pellet gun and a pocket knife.
Wild animals, we were.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:48 AM (xJa6I)
Isn't that in the Bill of Rights somewhere?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 14, 2017 11:48 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: JEM at September 14, 2017 11:48 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Poor Little Rich Girl Tour Redux Version 2.0 Reprise at September 14, 2017 11:49 AM (qYCgM)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:43 AM (NWiLs)
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i guess that makes you a Beta Male
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2017 11:48 AM (oGRue)
(silly) thread winner
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:49 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 11:47 AM (HtLSE)
Used? Better to go new, even if it loses value quickly. Sometimes getting parts for a used vagina is a bitch, depending on the year and model.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2017 11:49 AM (Bdeb0)
He's a musician - Jack Antonoff.
https://www.instagram.com/jackantonoff/?hl=en
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2017 11:49 AM (W+vEI)
"See you in Pittsburgh!" Insomniac!
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 14, 2017 11:46 AM (Fb9aZ)
Right after I flog my television. BRB.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:49 AM (NWiLs)
My 10 year old daughter said when she is older she is not going to pay taxes, and I stifled my first reaction to say good luck and instead said "good idea!".
I almost cried out of pride.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2017 11:50 AM (r+sAi)
I SHOULD BE LEADING BY 50 POINTS BY NOW!!!!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at September 14, 2017 11:50 AM (J2oJa)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9g8v97v
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 14, 2017 11:50 AM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 14, 2017 11:50 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Sonobi Covfefe at September 14, 2017 11:50 AM (nFwvY)
The top of her back seems to have two sketches for vacation homes that will never be built.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2017 11:50 AM (gIRsn)
Wild animals, we were.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
You have never lived until you have pinned a cousin to the ground via his shirt and a well thrown Jart.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 11:50 AM (8oSoU)
Posted by: Randy M at September 14, 2017 11:51 AM (iwy8d)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:43 AM (NWiLs)
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i guess that makes you a Beta Male
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2017 11:48 AM (oGRue)
*slow clap*
Dick.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:51 AM (NWiLs)
Let's just call it. She's fucking nuts. Certifiable.
Am I wrong?
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 14, 2017 11:51 AM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 11:47 AM (HtLSE)
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mine takes laser dicks and 8-tracks and....
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 14, 2017 11:51 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2017 11:51 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 14, 2017 11:51 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 11:52 AM (zSVEm)
Cox model gas planes aka as finger amputee fun.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2017 11:52 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: GP's mother at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (suO/a)
And a Slip 'n Slide.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (NWiLs)
Model rockets.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2017 11:47 AM (mcI77)
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All right...all of you; Off to the camps!
Posted by: OSHA at September 14, 2017 11:52 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 14, 2017 11:52 AM (Lsg+N)
Posted by: GP's mother at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (suO/a)
And a Slip 'n Slide.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (NWiLs)
Model rockets.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2017 11:47 AM (mcI77)
God, yes. I had those. And Jarts. And a pellet gun and a pocket knife.
Wild animals, we were.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:48 AM (xJa6I)
Amazing we made it out of childhood alive, without third-degree burns, our digits intact and without closed-head injuries.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:53 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 14, 2017 11:51 AM (SIY7D)
Her bitterness, impotence, and alienation is...arousing.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2017 11:53 AM (Bdeb0)
Our bikini team hasn't yet switched to burkas.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2017 11:53 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 11:53 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: GP's mother at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (suO/a)
And a Slip 'n Slide.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:41 AM (NWiLs)
Model rockets.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2017 11:47 AM (mcI77)
God, yes. I had those. And Jarts. And a pellet gun and a pocket knife.
Wild animals, we were.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:48 AM (xJa6I)
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slingshot
Posted by: OSHA at September 14, 2017 11:53 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: NCKate at September 14, 2017 11:53 AM (9S69S)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 14, 2017 11:50 AM (so+oy)
Sir.... may I suggest eyebleach.us?
Posted by: Huge Hefner... Gorrilla Playboy at September 14, 2017 11:53 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 14, 2017 11:53 AM (398bZ)
Cox model gas planes aka as finger amputee fun.
Posted by: Under Fire
Green P-51.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 11:53 AM (8oSoU)
Ooooh. Ba-ba. *points to new organic antenna tumor on head*
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 11:54 AM (HtLSE)
Oh, I was in the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia some years ago. It's called that so as to not confuse anyone with the Greek province of Macedonia and encourage separatism there.
I was reliably informed that Alexander the Great was a Greek Macedonian. Also, that he was a Balkan Macedonian. Also, that Macedonian is just a dialect of Bulgarian and that Macedonia is a Bulgarian province and Alexander the Great was Bulgarian.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2017 11:54 AM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2017 11:51 AM (IqV8l)
They speak Swedish for one thing. Also more rapes per capita.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:54 AM (NWiLs)
Today I want to talk about Melville's "Moby Dick," which as everyone knows is about a ship's captain who finds redemption when he goes to Washington, DC to help pass an anti-whaling law and ends up becoming President of America.
Posted by: Hillary Retard Clinton at September 14, 2017 11:54 AM (qYCgM)
Wild animals, we were.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
You have never lived until you have pinned a cousin to the ground via his shirt and a well thrown Jart.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 11:50 AM (8oSoU)
And yet my worst childhood injuries were caused by golf clubs and bicycles.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:54 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: NCKate at September 14, 2017 11:53 AM (9S69S)
Would proper lobotomies solve their problems?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 14, 2017 11:54 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: GP's mother at September 14, 2017 11:39 AM (suO/a)
or any 'toy' that has Bangsite associated with it.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2017 11:54 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 14, 2017 11:50 AM (so+oy)
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in the end, you will beg for Yoko
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2017 11:55 AM (oGRue)
Lena. You don't have a "curvy" body, like you claim. It's more of a blob.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 14, 2017 11:55 AM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 14, 2017 11:56 AM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:56 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Sonobi Covfefe at September 14, 2017 11:50 AM (nFwvY)
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what about the path to Tijuana?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2017 11:56 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Hillary Retard Clinton at September 14, 2017 11:56 AM (qYCgM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2017 11:56 AM (nmr2M)
2. DACA is a huge bargaining chip. Trump is a world-class deal-maker. Yet he just gave it away for nothing? I doubt it.
3. In any deal, you are not going to get it all. That's why it's called a deal. A lot of people seem to think a deal is when they get everything.
4. DACA is not my biggest priority. Neither is the Wall. In some ways, the Wall is what you do when you're struggling with the cultural battle.
A lot of the country believes there should be no country. That we should just abandon our borders, declare every one in the world a US citizen and be done with it, because somebody might call them names. It's suicide and we can't let them take us down with them.
5. After the Defense of the Very Concept of the American Nation-State, our priorities should include:
* interior enforcement
* ending visa overstays
* ending chain migration
* real E-verify
* ending the Lottery
* H-1B
* and ending the criminal conspiracy in Motor Voter, which allows states to register foreign nationals to vote, knowing that they are ineligible.
You can build a Wall, and it helps-- but if we elect another Open Borders traitor, it will stop only jack-rabbits.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 14, 2017 11:57 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 14, 2017 11:57 AM (PmAu7)
How can they be racist? They had no slaves, were not in WWII, etc.
I've often thought, if the US never had slaves, if Germany never spawned Naziism, maybe they'd be less subject to the left's kafkatrapping. But maybe I'm wrong - they may have found a way anyway if Sweden is anything to go by.
I'm not a big reader, but if anyone has a book like "the history of liberal, suicidal brain damage in 20th century Sweden", I'd read that.
And this is very chilling. From wikipedia:
Ethnic groups: No official statistics
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2017 11:57 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 14, 2017 11:57 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2017 11:57 AM (mf5HN)
"Ultimately, we have to have the wall. If we don't have the wall we're doing nothing," Trump told reporters on the tarmac during a trip to Florida.
"At some point, they're going to have to - they cannot obstruct the wall. The wall to me is vital. If I don't get the wall, then we will become the obstructionists."
I don't even know where to go with that.
Posted by: WisRich at September 14, 2017 11:57 AM (G0vdT)
I was reliably informed that Alexander the Great was a Greek Macedonian. Also, that he was a Balkan Macedonian. Also, that Macedonian is just a dialect of Bulgarian and that Macedonia is a Bulgarian province and Alexander the Great was Bulgarian.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2017 11:54 AM (gIRsn)
The Balkans were the first conflicts where I was genuinely on the same side as the antiwar peaceniks.
I remember thinking "US HANDS OFF KOSOVO" and "SERBIA IS NOT MY ENEMY" would make good slogans to spray-paint on the local freeway soundwalls, and wondering if any of the leftist dupe drivers in California would have their memories and consciences pricked by such slogans.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 14, 2017 11:58 AM (ujg0T)
Of course if you start trying to become a Grey or four-armed wolf man through surgery, then, THEN, suddenly you've gone too far.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 11:58 AM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 14, 2017 11:58 AM (Lsg+N)
Posted by: Byll Winn at September 14, 2017 11:58 AM (vmsda)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 11:58 AM (zSVEm)
There is probably an opportunity in the marketplace for a dating site geared towards traditional courtship and gender roles.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 14, 2017 11:58 AM (rX06+)
Sure, but what if the deal was "back off of calling me a Nazi and ripping on me in the press so much."
Seen much anti-Trump stuff lately?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 11:58 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hillary Retard Clinton at September 14, 2017 11:58 AM (qYCgM)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:56 AM (NWiLs)
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You rang?
Posted by: Lena Dunham & Friends at September 14, 2017 11:58 AM (PmAu7)
I have to admit my confusion as to why the leftists are always talking about the slavery in the US but hate to recognize the civil war. Must be they want to teach black slaves freed themselves with no help from others or something.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2017 11:59 AM (r+sAi)
Lena. You don't have a "curvy" body, like you claim. It's more of a blob.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 14, 2017 11:55 AM (SIY7D)
Tyra Banks is curvy. Lena is a custard potato.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:59 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2017 11:51 AM (IqV8l)
Because America is not overrun with violent Islamic migrants who want to burn the country down. Yet.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 14, 2017 11:59 AM (FSDNS)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 14, 2017 11:59 AM (vmsda)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 14, 2017 11:59 AM (H45z0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:48 AM (xJa6I)
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Lead Soldiers.
Posted by: IP at September 14, 2017 11:59 AM (UmSfZ)
And, tomorrow, we'll cover the Lord of the Rings and its lesson of victory by any means available...
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 14, 2017 12:00 PM (JJlr8)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 14, 2017 11:57 AM (Ndje9)
Problem is that you are only looking at the issue through the lens of immigration.
IF he grants amnesty, its another blow to the very idea of the rule of Law in this country.
You know, the very foundation of a Republic?
Posted by: Don Q. at September 14, 2017 12:00 PM (NgKpN)
Firsty thing on Hill's list ought to have been Watergate. Seriously. She was there as a junior staffer, and the lesson she took home was Don't Be a Dick. That is, if you're going to destroy evidence, get rid of ALL of it.
Secondy thing on Hill's list ought to have been Mogadishu. Anyone remember Les Aspin? Neither does anyone else, but he was (after a couple decades as a Congressional critic of DoD) Bill's first SecDef. And he signed off on a bunch of lightly-equipped US troopers serving under incompetent UN command. Ergo 'Black Hawk Down' and his demise.
I'm absolutely certain that the first thing that went through Hillary's mind after the Benghazi incident was "I am not going to be Les Aspin" and she managed to pull it off.
Posted by: JEM at September 14, 2017 12:00 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Roy at September 14, 2017 12:00 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 14, 2017 12:00 PM (H45z0)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 11:56 AM (NWiLs)
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You rang?
Posted by: Lena Dunham Friends at September 14, 2017 11:58 AM (PmAu7)
Step aside, bitch.
Posted by: Trigglypuff at September 14, 2017 12:00 PM (FSDNS)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:00 PM (zSVEm)
I don't even know where to go with that.
Most of the time I don't understand what he's saying. I hope he does get the wall built, not because I want or like a wall, but because he spent a year campaigning on it and it was his biggest applause line.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:01 PM (39g3+)
Let's just call it. She's fucking nuts. Certifiable. Am I wrong?
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 14, 2017 11:51 AM (SIY7D)
If someone paid you 10 million clams to do that, wouldn't you?
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 14, 2017 12:01 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2017 12:01 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Hillary Retard Clinton at September 14, 2017 12:01 PM (qYCgM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2017 12:01 PM (IqV8l)
There is probably an opportunity in the marketplace for a dating site geared towards traditional courtship and gender roles.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 14, 2017 11:58 AM (rX06+)
Did the same yesterday...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 14, 2017 12:01 PM (NgKpN)
Trump's statement contrasts in the sharpest terms with what Chuckie's fevered brain authored to the media? SHOCK.
But seriously, read Jen near the end of the previous thread. Clarity on what "ending DACA" means, some insight. Trump has designs on splitting this particular baby, and it doesn't involve deporting every single DACA recipient at top priority.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:02 PM (HtLSE)
oh wait no,
Hillary is drinking 100 proof Absolut straight up during these interviews.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2017 12:02 PM (yKAUL)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 14, 2017 12:01 PM (Jcg9Q)
I have all the clam I need. Huma! HUMA!!! Get in here!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! at September 14, 2017 12:02 PM (NWiLs)
Declare the burrough of Queens as a special autonomous republic for trans people. Call it Transphoria.
Let them run their own little country inside this country. See what happens.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017 12:02 PM (N0gfJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2017 12:01 PM (JO9+V)
and for that 1/4 of a second we were in the air???
Damn it... WE WERE!
Posted by: Don Q. at September 14, 2017 12:02 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 14, 2017 12:02 PM (Lsg+N)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 14, 2017 12:03 PM (PmAu7)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 14, 2017 11:58 AM (rX06+)
IIRC that was eharmony until some fag sued them.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 14, 2017 12:03 PM (Jcg9Q)
Dead parrot or live guacamole?
Posted by: By : Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Is the Norwegian Blue riff too stale?
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:03 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Alexander the Great at September 14, 2017 12:03 PM (PIJLW)
Posted by: Miller at September 14, 2017 12:03 PM (JRyqe)
Oh, hey, do you have the url for the college girls' track team shower cam?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2017 12:03 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 11:48 AM (xJa6I)
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Lead Soldiers.
Posted by: IP at September 14, 2017 11:59 AM (UmSfZ)
Ooh. I have a friend bigly into miniatures wargaming and he bemoans the loss of lead figurines all the time.
I never had the scratch for that, so I had the plastic Army men.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:03 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives
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Those are the kinds of deals I'm used to when I negotiate with GOP leaders.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at September 14, 2017 12:04 PM (j+dfT)
1. Disassemble valve body.
2. Remove converter pump and sprague clutch assembly.
Some other things I don't remember.
Regardless, the TH400 did not transform into an M21.
Sad
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 14, 2017 12:04 PM (QM5S2)
Oh, hey, do you have the url for the college girls' track team shower cam?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2017 12:03 PM (gIRsn)
www.pornhu....well you can figure it out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:04 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 14, 2017 12:04 PM (398bZ)
There's nothing he could offer that would make the press lay off, and he'd be insane to think there was. To think that some back-channel deal of that kind happened is conspiratorial and actually kind of dumb.
Occam says that they toned it down because they're more interested in coopting him (or claiming they have) to drive down turnout, and gave up on the Nazi-screaming because it was - get this - not working.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:04 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Miller at September 14, 2017 12:03 PM (JRyqe)
Now with Smell-O-Vision!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 12:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac
Speak for yourself.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 14, 2017 12:04 PM (vcOmj)
I never had the scratch for that, so I had the plastic Army men.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:03 PM (xJa6I)
The plastic ones burned better when you used lighter fluid in your make-believe flamethrower.
Posted by: Roy at September 14, 2017 12:05 PM (7n4KQ)
+++
Sort of true, TBH. It's part of why the Dems are at war with themselves
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 14, 2017 12:05 PM (Lsg+N)
Today, I'm going to tell you about a beautful love story set in a famous Anthony Hopkins film. Silence of the Lambs is a crime drama, but it's also an amazing story of how a man loves a woman so much that he wants her to be physically part of her in the most amazing way.
The moral of the story? We should be prepared to make any sacrifice for love.
Posted by: My Name is Huma at September 14, 2017 12:05 PM (aT+Bx)
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See WZ to see Hillz talk yoga and demonstrate alternate nostril breathing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 14, 2017 12:05 PM (Nwg0u)
I was into D&D back in the day, and I had quite a few lead figures. They just worked in a way that the so-called safe plastic replacements never did.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 14, 2017 12:05 PM (tVWQB)
What make believe? That's what cans of spray paint were for.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 14, 2017 12:06 PM (sf2BM)
Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2017 12:06 PM (53MZt)
HahHahaha. Never heard of one of those. Sounds much worse than a couch potato.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 14, 2017 12:06 PM (PmAu7)
Posted by: NYDN Classifieds at September 14, 2017 12:07 PM (qYCgM)
What make believe? That's what cans of spray paint were for.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 14, 2017 12:06 PM (sf2BM)
Aqua-net. Also fired up the potato gun.
Posted by: Roy at September 14, 2017 12:07 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:07 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 14, 2017 11:58 AM (rX06+)
Even some of the "Christian" dating/match-making sites are sewers since they don't verify, and pretty much anyone can claim to be a Christian and sign up.
There used to be one where you had to provide verifiable references, i.e. what church you went to and contact info for a minister who would vouch for you, but I don't know if it's still around.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 14, 2017 12:07 PM (FSDNS)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 14, 2017 12:07 PM (Lsg+N)
few lead figures. They just worked in a way that the so-called safe
plastic replacements never did.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 14, 2017 12:05 PM (tVWQB)
They would probably be cost prohibitive now since Obama shut down the last lead foundry in the US as part of his illegal backdoor gun control.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 14, 2017 12:07 PM (mpXpK)
1. Disassemble valve body.
2. Remove converter pump and sprague clutch assembly.
Is a sprague clutch one that you deploy to reverse the direction of drive off Tamar?
I have a trans manifesto from 1958 in PDF form. It's for the Cruise-O-Matic. Mostly it supports the idea that Ravigneaux gear sets are superior and Simpson sets are for uncultured swine.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:08 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 11:58 AM (HtLSE)
You shut your whore mouth with trying to crush all my hopes and dreams.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2017 12:08 PM (mf5HN)
Reality is that enforcement of any requirements for amnesties, or special deals, has historically been very spotty.
You can expect reasonable efforts at enforcement for red-flare normal immigration situations - fake marriages, etc. - but when it comes to amnesties, or H1Bs, fuggetaboutit. Very, very unlikely that any "sweeteners" end up being enforced. Since Trump, plus small well defined group - perhaps chances are better.
But citing statutory "requirements" in matters like this, based on actual history and practice, is dubious at best. Putting it mildly, for sake of comity.
Posted by: Gary Cohn's delicate conscience at September 14, 2017 12:08 PM (0BFUD)
You know what happened to the lead? Some New York politician decided "his issue" would be these dangerous toys. Nevermind the market is for adult loners, never mind they get painted and sealed and are bare lead for only a short time...
Now they're pewter or plastic, break, and the price is dependent on how Indonesia is feeling.
But they're safe to lick...
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 14, 2017 12:08 PM (JJlr8)
announced a new partnership with Planned Parenthood and how you can now
add a filter to your profile to find other PP supporters.
There is probably an opportunity in the marketplace for a dating site geared towards traditional courtship and gender roles.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 14, 2017 11:58 AM (rX06+)
Did the same yesterday...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 14, 2017 12:01 PM (NgKpN)
I'm staying in. Joining the Resistance as it were.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2017 12:08 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Miller at September 14, 2017 12:03 PM (JRyqe)
Now with Smell-O-Vision!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 12:04 PM (NWiLs)
Ewwwwwwww. Those jokes should be allowed only after 5 pm.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 14, 2017 12:08 PM (PmAu7)
But they're safe to lick...
So am I.
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 14, 2017 12:09 PM (7n4KQ)
Ryan/McConnell have become irrelevant and the press knows it.
Posted by: WisRich at September 14, 2017 12:09 PM (G0vdT)
Seriously? If they don't GAF about obeying our laws, why would you trust them to be in the military? To shift the perspective a bit, what about federal judges who tried to oppose voter ID and sanctuary restrictions in Texas? Justices Garcia and Ramos.
We don't have any obligation to entrust our lives and laws to people who are mainly tribal and ethnocentric in their outlook, who seem to lack the capacity for objective moral thought or patriotism in the country in which they live.
No. Just, no.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2017 12:09 PM (/qEW2)
At least that is how I viewed it since I was one of those poor gamers who never could afford all those figures and still buy anime. Priorities nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017 12:09 PM (N0gfJ)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:09 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:09 PM (xJa6I)
Ha, drudge has this link about embedding microchips in your hand to swipe for credit cards and car keys, and it reminded me of some movie where the bad guys just cut off the guys hand to use his finger prints.
Although it would be handy for people with hand readers to just walk by you instead of stealing your wallet.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2017 12:10 PM (r+sAi)
And those people are all Democrats, because that's usually how a deal works for them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Roy at September 14, 2017 12:10 PM (7n4KQ)
No one got to sanitize this book. So it's a 400+ page rant ghost written for a crazy women. It's an insight into how she really thinks. And it shows she fucking nuts. And incredibly self-centered. Demonically so.
This made her a great manipulator behind the scenes to advance her own cause, which is how she shut out any viable D challenger for the 2016 nomination, except for Bernie.
But most of the public caught on. Mook didn't send Hillary to Wisconsin because he knew that the more Hillary got seen in public the more her numbers would go down.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 14, 2017 12:10 PM (SIY7D)
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Also a bowling alley and an olympic size pool.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 14, 2017 12:10 PM (Nwg0u)
Ha, drudge has this link about embedding microchips in your hand to swipe for credit cards and car keys, and it reminded me of some movie where the bad guys just cut off the guys hand to use his finger prints.
Although it would be handy for people with hand readers to just walk by you instead of stealing your wallet.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
also good for masturbation monitoring
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 14, 2017 12:10 PM (FZYNt)
But we should be happy because he's sticking it to GOPe
Posted by: Hydro at September 14, 2017 12:11 PM (Sj2l0)
We used to break thermometers and play with the mercury, and yet... we lived...
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:09 PM (zSVEm)
And you can no longer buy thermometers with real Hg in them. My little bother ha a big one that he found in a flea market. I would love to have that thing.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 14, 2017 12:11 PM (mpXpK)
We used to break thermometers and play with the mercury, and yet... we lived...
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:09 PM
When I was a kid the dentist gave me a plastic bottle of mercury to play with.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2017 12:11 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 11:58 AM (HtLSE)
You shut your whore mouth with trying to crush all my hopes and dreams.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2017 12:08 PM (mf5HN)
LOL
Oh...bowl of jelly time behind my keyboard here.
Thanks Alex
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:11 PM (xJa6I)
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Also a bowling alley and an olympic size pool.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 14, 2017 12:10 PM (Nwg0u)
Pro-tip: avoid swimming in the pool.
Posted by: Roy at September 14, 2017 12:11 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:11 PM (8oSoU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 14, 2017 12:11 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2017 12:08 PM (JO9+V)
Too small of a dating pool on that site in my area anyway... although it had an interesting concept...
Plenty of Fish or Match have WAY more people...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 14, 2017 12:11 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Abu the Tent Maker at September 14, 2017 12:11 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 14, 2017 12:12 PM (JJlr8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017 12:12 PM (N0gfJ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
Tell me more about your brother
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 14, 2017 12:12 PM (FZYNt)
If it had been wearing a thong I wouldn't have been able to eat lunch or dinner.
Well, at least it wasn't Yoko.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at September 14, 2017 12:12 PM (BtdL7)
Ha, drudge has this link about embedding microchips in your hand to swipe for credit cards and car keys, and it reminded me of some movie where the bad guys just cut off the guys hand to use his finger prints.
Although it would be handy for people with hand readers to just walk by you instead of stealing your wallet.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2017 12:10 PM (r+sAi)
Careful... you can wind up the End Times!! Mark of the Beast !! crowd with that sort of thing...
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:12 PM (zSVEm)
I read that as plenty offish.
Posted by: Roy at September 14, 2017 12:10 PM (7n4KQ)
Well, as it turned out...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:12 PM (xJa6I)
When I was a kid the dentist gave me a plastic bottle of mercury to play with.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2017 12:11 PM (IqV8l)
What a cool dentist. Did he also give you a tank of nitrous, when you were a bit older?
Posted by: Roy at September 14, 2017 12:12 PM (7n4KQ)
SEE? I was f***ing right about it being transformation fetish BS from the start.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2017 12:12 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 14, 2017 12:12 PM (taAQZ)
"He will be the president who saved the American nation, its character, its sovereignty, its core identity. But if he fails, Donald Trump will go down in history as the man who killed America."
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 14, 2017 12:13 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
over 100k military have become citizens since 2001.
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Sonobi Covfefe at September 14, 2017 12:13 PM (nFwvY)
I met the wife on plentyoffish (pof.com) for what it's worth.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:09 PM (xJa6I)
Holy crap!I bet that was embarrassing as hell.OMG!! You!
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 14, 2017 12:13 PM (baYK5)
No, you did not make jumps on a Schwinn Sting-Ray, this I promise you.
You see, my previous cheap knockoff banana-bike Sting-Ray clone had nice sturdy seat mounts, and you could hop over humps with no trouble. Then I bent it.
My parents pulled loose some funds and bought me a Real Schwinn. And the first time I tried to do what I'd done on my previous bike the rear supports of the seat slid down through the clamps and I got to ride home with the seat rubbing on the rear tire.
That bike was never half as much fun as the one it replaced, though I did own Schwinns thereafter, memorably a couple road bikes on which I spent time picking up on girls on bikes in Golden Gate Park with what was, to the ugly nerd me, surprising success.
Once it lasted four years.
Once I really, really, honestly didn't know she was 15, and she certainly didn't act like it.
Posted by: JEM at September 14, 2017 12:13 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: kraken
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Peasant. We were allowed to get in the stock tank. And then slip on the moss and hit our heads on the sides . . .
Actually, this explains a lot.
Posted by: Furious George at September 14, 2017 12:13 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 14, 2017 12:12 PM (FZYNt)
He is not young enough for you.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 14, 2017 12:13 PM (mpXpK)
For some reason I've got a hankering for cottage cheese.
Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2017 12:14 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:04 PM (HtLSE)
Occam also says that the dems could see their constant attacks were hurting only them. Russia went against them. All Trump supporters are nazis went against them. Etc.
It's getting to be crunch time, and they're sensing some GOPe vulnerabilities including flake and the latest can GOPe leadership polls. There are opportunities to be had showing they can govern with Trump.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 14, 2017 12:14 PM (U7C/Z)
Trinidad, CO
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780481/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_2
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2017 12:14 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:14 PM (39g3+)
Ha, drudge has this link about embedding microchips in your hand to swipe for credit cards and car keys, and it reminded me of some movie where the bad guys just cut off the guys hand to use his finger prints.
Although it would be handy for people with hand readers to just walk by you instead of stealing your wallet.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2017 12:10 PM (r+sAi)
Careful... you can wind up the End Times!! Mark of the Beast !! crowd with that sort of thing...
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:12 PM (zSVEm)
I expect an email from my mom along those lines any moment now.
I grew up on that 'mark of the beast' business. The local Safeway putting in bar code scanners had to have a frelling town meeting about it.
But...embedded microchip in the hand is a bit too creepy for me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:14 PM (xJa6I)
My parents pulled loose some funds and bought me a Real Schwinn. And the first time I tried to do what I'd done on my previous bike the rear supports of the seat slid down through the clamps and I got to ride home with the seat rubbing on the rear tire.
Huffy was for fun. Schwinn was for comfort.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:14 PM (8oSoU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:14 PM (39g3+)
Jah, that way they've earned it, I'd say.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:14 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:04 PM (HtLSE)
Either that or (this is what I think) the Dems' internal polling told them that their hysterical, over-the-top attacks on Trump weren't working and were actually driving down their numbers. So they backed off a bit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 14, 2017 12:15 PM (FSDNS)
FREE! NOW!
Posted by: Max Power at September 14, 2017 12:15 PM (q177U)
I don't really buy that. The reason I don't is that they just don't seem like they were able to help themselves. This didn't come out of some crass cleverness, it wasn't for show. They're Keith Olbermann under the mask.
No, I think they saw the firing of Bannon as evidence that it worked.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:15 PM (39g3+)
I clicked. But I like to look at train wrecks too.
Posted by: real joe at September 14, 2017 12:16 PM (qpClX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:14 PM (39g3+)
Jah, that way they've earned it, I'd say.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Except they still have that original felony outstanding....
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:17 PM (8oSoU)
I met the wife on plentyoffish (pof.com) for what it's worth.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:09 PM (xJa6I)
Holy crap!I bet that was embarrassing as hell.OMG!! You!
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 14, 2017 12:13 PM (baYK5)
*shrugs*
I think the stigma of internet dating is pretty much gone now that Tinder is a thing. Hell, it's probably 'quaint' nowadays. As is dating in general.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:17 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 14, 2017 12:17 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017 12:17 PM (N0gfJ)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:12 PM (zSVEm)
I expect an email from my mom along those lines any moment now.
I grew up on that 'mark of the beast' business. The local Safeway
putting in bar code scanners had to have a frelling town meeting about
it.
But...embedded microchip in the hand is a bit too creepy for me.
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LOL. Mom is always right.
Mark.Of.The.Beast.
BTW.... I'm pretty sure the single reason we're not doing implants right now is the whole Mark of the Beast thing. I don't like direct deposit. If I don't like that, I'm certainly not going to go along with "hey, let's track her with a chip, it's perfectly safe and harmless."
Posted by: shibumi at September 14, 2017 12:17 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Infidel at September 14, 2017 12:17 PM (mxS7w)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:18 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:18 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2017
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Did they also mention that the word "bugger" is derived from "Bulgarian," because, ahem, the Bulgarians were rumored to indulge in that sort of thing?
Posted by: Alexander the Great at September 14, 2017 12:18 PM (PIJLW)
Posted by: franksalterego at September 14, 2017 12:18 PM (3cq8T)
Nah, she can pay for it herself.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2017 12:18 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 14, 2017 12:19 PM (taAQZ)
That's all logical, and I thank you for being one with a cool head, not depending on the inane hearsay and running around setting yourself on fire last thread.
The thing to remember here is the framing. The current state of law is - as you point out - not effective if unenforced, but it seems to be easy for some here to forget that there *is* a "DACA issue" beyond merely rescinding the program in its EO form and not accepting anyone new. Everybody wants their binky and wants us to use our info gathered on these people to hunt them down. Legal, but very bad optics. Putting them on six month notice and telling Congress to sort out what *they* want is astute simply because it lets doubt work for you to get people out, lets Congress decide whether to do anything idiotic, and means that any walkback from strict deportation is "mercy". With strict deportation being the barrel being stared down.
Make no mistake - I don't want any of them amnestied out of hand. but unwinding the program is likely to be bloody.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:19 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2017 12:11 PM (IqV8l)
What a cool dentist. Did he also give you a tank of nitrous, when you were a bit older?
Posted by: Roy at September 14, 2017 12:12 PM (7n4KQ)
Were your fly askew after the procedure?
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2017 12:19 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2017 12:19 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:14 PM (39g3+)
Good in theory... not so great in reality.
Large numbers of Non Americans serving in units would destroy the US Military culture.
Yes, you have a large amount of control over their actions.... but as they gained rank... their cultural norms would slowly supplant those of those born and raised in the US.
I've watched it happening here in Central Calif., where we went from majority White to Majority Hispanic.... the very culture has morphed until it is unrecognizable.
Posted by: Don Q. at September 14, 2017 12:19 PM (NgKpN)
Lena Dunham in a swimsuit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YydkHy2P0dU
(checking control motion is on the preflight, right?)
Posted by: JEM at September 14, 2017 12:19 PM (TppKb)
The top of her back seems to have two sketches for vacation homes that will never be built.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Thank you. Yes, I think MisHum posted an ONT with 3 beach pics of her - there has been noticeable improvement. No muffin top, no cellulite. Her face is nice and that is what's most important for me. What irritates me is that she keeps doing stupid things to her hair. First it was "bleached Moe Howard". Now it's "butch dyke wannabe".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2017 12:19 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2017 12:20 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Same here. It'll be five years this October. Four married.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:20 PM (8oSoU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017 12:20 PM (N0gfJ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2017 12:20 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: JEM at September 14, 2017 12:20 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: The Barrel at September 14, 2017 12:20 PM (p+Wdc)
Mark.Of.The.Beast.
BTW.... I'm pretty sure the single reason we're not doing implants right now is the whole Mark of the Beast thing. I don't like direct deposit. If I don't like that, I'm certainly not going to go along with "hey, let's track her with a chip, it's perfectly safe and harmless."
Posted by: shibumi at September 14, 2017 12:17 PM (aT+Bx)
LOL
That's the problem with Revelations and prophesy in general is figuring out what something means in advance. Direct deposit is safe, been doing it for decades now...no more lost pay checks in the wash.
But what does the 'mark' mean. You can't buy or sell without it, so does that mean eventually 'the mark' is a credit card?
You might be right about us backwards types preventing or delaying some kinds of tech. But on the other hand...four armed wolfmen might be coming soon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:21 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mr. Clean at September 14, 2017 12:21 PM (b2jHL)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Sonobi Covfefe at September 14, 2017 12:21 PM (nFwvY)
I think military culture outweighs individual culture, especially for young people. I agree that if 7 out of 10 recruits were non-citizens from around the world that would be an issue, but that's hardly likely to happen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: #neverskankles
___________
The Republicans got 10%? When?
I can't believe we left that much on the table, and let them pocket it.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at September 14, 2017 12:21 PM (j+dfT)
I don't buy into the whole Tim LaHaye Left Behind dispensational nonsense, but the chip in the hand is brushing up a bit too uncomfortably close to his theories. No thank you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:18 PM (39g3+)
Whatever technology can do, it will do, so...
I am just not into some of the takes on Christianity that others have, but to each their own... none of that is a deal breaker for me.
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:21 PM (zSVEm)
Word to the wise: Don't swallow what they say, watch what President Trump does.
Posted by: regular joe at September 14, 2017 12:21 PM (SnflP)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 14, 2017 12:22 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:21 PM (xJa6I)
The second you allow four-armed wolfmen, somebody's going to want to have EIGHT arms, better for showing off.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2017 12:22 PM (WDCYi)
Sting-Ray clone had nice sturdy seat mounts, and you could hop over
humps with no trouble. Then I bent it.
My parents pulled loose some funds and bought me a Real Schwinn. And
the first time I tried to do what I'd done on my previous bike the rear
supports of the seat slid down through the clamps and I got to ride
home with the seat rubbing on the rear tire.
>>>
Huffy was for fun. Schwinn was for comfort.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:14 PM (8oSoU)
Actually I was a Kaboom Kid. No Schwinn of Huffy for me although it seemed all my friends and classmates had parents that cared enough to shop outside of the Sears catalog once in a while. No, my bike was from Sears. Heavy, slow, unstylish, and uncool. Like my jeans - Toughskins (size Husky) and footwear. No Levis or Chuck Taylors for me either, nosir.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2017 12:22 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:22 PM (39g3+)
Or historically, the later Western Roman Empire.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017 12:22 PM (N0gfJ)
On the GorillaPundit bingo board, who had "mysterious one-namer with NeverTrump line based on a direct and factual lie"?
Anyone who had a "but you're just Trump cultists" insinuation square, you can fill that one in, too.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:22 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 14, 2017 12:23 PM (Lsg+N)
Come on, that'a bad rap, don't blame us! They don't call it "Greek Sex" for nothing!
Posted by: The Bulgarians at September 14, 2017 12:23 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:14 PM (39g3+)
I think ruthless slave labor on a chain-gang is a good idea for pre-repatriation illegal immigrants. Spread asphalt for ten years, spend a few nights in the box, and eat fifty eggs: instant one-way jitney ride back to Tenochtitlan.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2017 12:23 PM (Bdeb0)
The thing that creeps me out is people that have that Alexa thing. Man, I don't want something in my house listening to me all the time (and you know it does). My wife doesn't even listen to me all the time.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2017 12:23 PM (r+sAi)
Why else would anyone spend two seconds thinking about Lena Dunham in a bikini?
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 14, 2017 12:23 PM (ylUqT)
"We fight for an end to borders, prisons and police."
Wut?
Posted by: sinalco at September 14, 2017 12:23 PM (yODqO)
A Grey Four Armed Wolf Chick is your ideal body image???
Nyah???
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017 12:12 PM (N0gfJ)
Don't you judge me.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2017 12:24 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:14 PM (39g3+)
Jah, that way they've earned it, I'd say.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Except they still have that original felony outstanding....
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:17 PM (8oSoU)
Eh. I'd be ok with having that taken off. Time in uniform ought to count as time served
Or, they can have fire watch more often.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:24 PM (xJa6I)
-Passed 12 funding bills on time, using regular order" Queensberry Rules!, Queensberry Rules!
-Mentions border security has to be part of DACA deal. Doesn't say wall.
Posted by: WisRich at September 14, 2017 12:25 PM (G0vdT)
The thing that creeps me out is people that have that Alexa thing. Man, I don't want something in my house listening to me all the time (and you know it does). My wife doesn't even listen to me all the time.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2017 12:23 PM (r+sAi)
Alexa has already called the cops on somebody for something it recorded him saying.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2017 12:25 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 14, 2017 12:25 PM (Nwg0u)
I'm not thinking of this in some supernatural/religious perspective. I'm thinking of it in terms of being chipped so that your movements and activity are constantly being monitored and tracked real time. This is about brave new world type tyranny, having the government constantly know exactly where you are and what you're doing.
People used to be afraid of having the big government spy on them, now they are mad when their GPS positioning doesn't work in the phone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:21 PM (xJa6I)
The second you allow four-armed wolfmen, somebody's going to want to have EIGHT arms, better for showing off.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2017 12:22 PM (WDCYi)
Octoman! No woman can resist him!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:26 PM (xJa6I)
Except they still have that original felony outstanding....
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:17 PM (8oSoU)
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Seriously? Now we are holding peoples minor little felonies against them? Sheesh, rock, glass house.
Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at September 14, 2017 12:26 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 14, 2017 12:26 PM (IYjrj)
A Grey Four Armed Wolf Chick is your ideal body image???
Nyah???
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017 12:12 PM (N0gfJ)
Don't you judge me.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2017
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Wolfus Aurelius would love to be me!
Posted by: Speaker to Animals the kzin at September 14, 2017 12:26 PM (PIJLW)
I just find Humans endlessly amusing in all they do except when that pain in the a$$ tank grrl with the toy tank is ruining Uni and me's fun.
Still wonder how Humans got to the top of the food chain.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017 12:26 PM (N0gfJ)
Whatever my wife does to obtain that larger yet sexy appeal, Lena Dunham does not. Dunham is fucking fat, not curvy, and generally looks like a sack of potatoes.
Also, a group of people who commit suicide roughly at a rate of 2 in 5 should not release overly confident manifestos about all the shit they demand other people subsidize. I'm not paying for dick, and y'all should just try to keep your mental issues in check enough to remain on this planet.
Posted by: CPT11A at September 14, 2017 12:26 PM (IRU/9)
I think if they really want to be citizens and are currently still youth, a little wheel of pain pushing could help them grow up to be productive citizens. Or at least useful barbarians the next time some middle-eastern Thulsa Doom gets froggy.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:26 PM (HtLSE)
If she had been elected her next book would have the same title--What Happened?
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 14, 2017 12:27 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:17 PM (8oSoU)
Eh. I'd be ok with having that taken off. Time in uniform ought to count as time served
Or, they can have fire watch more often.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Then I want a list of felonies that I can break with impunity.
I promise to only break one.
14th Amendment and all.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:27 PM (8oSoU)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at September 14, 2017 12:27 PM (P83tS)
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2017 12:27 PM (/9uFC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017 12:27 PM (N0gfJ)
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2017 12:27 PM (HgMAr)
People used to be afraid of having the big government spy on them, now they are mad when their GPS positioning doesn't work in the phone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:25 PM (39g3+)
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet... 'cause I'm the taxmaaaaaaaan!
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2017 12:28 PM (WDCYi)
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Don't you judge me.
I'm not saying I can fap to this, but I might be able to find a way.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:28 PM (HtLSE)
--Every genocidal maniac in history
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2017 12:28 PM (jhqr1)
Still wonder how Humans got to the top of the food chain.
--
Duh.
Ancient Alien gene manipulation.
Also... they needed smart slaves to mine gold.
/how did you NOT know this?
Posted by: shibumi at September 14, 2017 12:28 PM (aT+Bx)
My kin. Toughskins with the iron-on kneepad replacements. And earth shoes. And exactly one tres-cool burnt-orange Hang Ten t-shirt. Zod was a mess back in the way back.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2017 12:28 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Gay Fieri at September 14, 2017 12:28 PM (bc2Lc)
The thing that creeps me out is people that have that Alexa thing. Man, I don't want something in my house listening to me all the time (and you know it does). My wife doesn't even listen to me all the time.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2017 12:23 PM (r+sAi)
Alexa has already called the cops on somebody for something it recorded him saying.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2017 12:25 PM (WDCYi)
I want to plug a book " Cntrl- alt- Revolt " by Nick Cole.
The book is ultra non politically correct. He dissects our current culture... it is sci- fi, but also hugely into social commentary.
The basis is artificial inteeligence attempting to take over... everything. Highly recommended. I am not his cousin, nor his agent.
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:28 PM (zSVEm)
Yeah that's really creepy. Its like deliberately putting one of those dystopian camera TVs into your home. Big Brother is Listening.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:28 PM (39g3+)
Or historically, the later Western Roman Empire.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017 12:22 PM (N0gfJ)
Not sure about France, but in the UK, there are currently more British Muslims fighting for ISIS than there are in the British military
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 14, 2017 12:29 PM (rX06+)
The girls all get prettier at closing time..........
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 14, 2017 12:29 PM (QM5S2)
People used to be afraid of having the big government spy on them, now they are mad when their GPS positioning doesn't work in the phone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:25 PM (39g3+)
There's a company that is chipping its employees and the company was all chirpy perky don't worry we turned off the monitoring your movements outside of the office part.
Isn't that known as burying the lede?
I was reading a Fourth Amendment case a couple of years ago and the cops used thermal imaging to determine where in the house people were. There was a parenthetical where the court noted that review of the use of that tech wasn't before the court so it would not be addressed but that there was no question it would be shortly.
Yes, boys and girls, law enforcement is taking the position that if you are sitting inside your own house, doors shut, blinds drawn, and they use a thermal imaging device to see where you are in the house, that's not invading your privacy because you want cops to get shot don't you.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2017 12:29 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: fly gal at September 14, 2017 12:29 PM (8TdcF)
Yes.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2017 12:29 PM (Bdeb0)
Yes.
we believe Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Shumer
LSD - it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:29 PM (HtLSE)
I believe that DJT allowed a trial balloon to go up on the idea of a Grand Bargain DACA compromise, which got immediately shot full of holes. I hope he noticed.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 14, 2017 12:29 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:17 PM (8oSoU)
Eh. I'd be ok with having that taken off. Time in uniform ought to count as time served
Or, they can have fire watch more often.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Then I want a list of felonies that I can break with impunity.
I promise to only break one.
14th Amendment and all.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:27 PM (8oSoU)
Didn't military service work as an alternative to jail time, once upon a time? Or is that mostly apocryphal? You know the 'join the Marines or go to jail' thing from the 50's and 60's?
Call it time served.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:29 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at September 14, 2017 12:29 PM (IYHxL)
What other famous people, ie. great statesmen, artists, scientists, mathematicians, inventors had as their main achievement a massive list documenting why they did not do this or that?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2017 12:30 PM (/qEW2)
128 trannies go straight for the surgical option to pair their brain
and body instead of therapy to sync the brain and body. Why isn't this
in the trannyfesto?
Posted by: NCKate at September 14, 2017 11:53 AM (9S69S)
Would proper lobotomies solve their problems?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 14, 2017 11:54 AM (ujg0T)
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Possibly . . . I don't know.
Posted by: Zombie Rosemary Kennedy at September 14, 2017 12:30 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017 12:30 PM (N0gfJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017
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It must be interesting to belong to a species with two sentient sexes.
Posted by: Chmee the kzin at September 14, 2017 12:30 PM (PIJLW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:31 PM (39g3+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvT_gqs5ETk
Posted by: The Bulgarians at September 14, 2017 12:31 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:21 PM (39g3+)
for historic proof.... I give you the Filipino Cook Mafia, that stayed in place for generations in the US Navy.
They had their own clique... spoke their own language amongst themselves... and it lasted for generations because they controlled a lot of the Galleys on ships and stations.
And many of them were actually very racist, against both Blacks, AND Whites.... they would do anything in their power (while smiling at you), to F over some poor young seaman who had crossed them....
Posted by: Don Q. at September 14, 2017 12:31 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: alexthechick
At that point? Yes. Yes. I. Do.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:31 PM (8oSoU)
Posted by: Zombie Rosemary Kennedy at September 14, 2017 12:31 PM (Fb9aZ)
If you don't like it you shouldn't be alive, you warm-blooded mammalian, you.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:31 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: fly gal at September 14, 2017 12:29 PM (8TdcF)
Because they reliably vote Demoncrat.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2017 12:31 PM (WDCYi)
I promise to only break one.
14th Amendment and all.
Posted by: rickb223
Didn't military service work as an alternative to jail time, once upon a time? Or is that mostly apocryphal? You know the 'join the Marines or go to jail' thing from the 50's and 60's?
Call it time served.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
one of the guys I served with was given the choice by the judge. in the 70's.
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Sonobi Covfefe at September 14, 2017 12:32 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Ever at September 14, 2017 12:32 PM (vh1rV)
I think they still do it, but its for misdemeanors, and not quite that straight forward: its less a command and more "well son, if you were to sign up for the marines, I might lose this paperwork..."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:32 PM (39g3+)
Government doing the demanding for you doesn't improve the situation.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 14, 2017 12:32 PM (QtQaN)
It did. For misdemeanors.
Outside of a draft, I don't think the military would take felons.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:32 PM (8oSoU)
Posted by: fly gal at September 14, 2017 12:29 PM (8TdcF)
Some feminists realize this. Alas, TERFs are a distinct minority
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:28 PM (39g3+)
What creeps me out is watching any of the newer, British crime shows and the police are always going "let's check the CCTV cameras at such and such a location" and it leaves me with the impression that those LE security cams are in every public square and street in every town.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (FSDNS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:31 PM (39g3+)
Free? LOL, I paid for the damn Echo and Dot.
I agree it can be creepy but I'm honestly not worried about Amazon. The government now...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (xJa6I)
Call it time served.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:29 PM (xJa6I)
So, going to use the military to fix a F'n social problem YOU all caused... by not enforcing the law...
And create problems in the Military while doing it...
Uh... please stop acting like the Left, and using the Military for your social experiments... as a retired NCO.... I can tell you... it sucks.
Posted by: Don Q. at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Shep Smith nervously chuckling and furtively looking around at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (jhqr1)
The thing that creeps me out is people that have that Alexa thing. Man, I don't want something in my house listening to me all the time (and you know it does). My wife doesn't even listen to me all the time.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2017 12:23 PM (r+sAi)
...
We just had this conversation yesterday at work...how you can be talking about x, and then turn on your phone, and it autofills search feature with exactly what you were discussing, etc.
Conversation turns to something unrelated, finishes, I open my phone--and google is showing me a card with the very thing we were discussing.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (KUaJL)
I'm waiting for the TERF wars to begin.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (FSDNS)
Got a lot of brass out of that group did we? Captains, Exos, Admirals? I get your point but you were concerned about military culture changing because they work up through the ranks...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (39g3+)
Blue Thunder anyone? Which is one movie they haven't remade... though I see a new version of Flatliners is coming out, not yay.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (N0gfJ)
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Trying to buy a TV that isn't watching or listening to you takes effort.
I just replaced a TV and ended up buying an LG running WebOS because you can more easily control what it reports back to LG (and whomever, I guess). My installer warned me very strongly against buying Samsung because they are the most creepily intrusive (in his opinion).
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 14, 2017 12:34 PM (ylUqT)
--A chemistry set.
Dayum! It's like you read my mind!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 14, 2017 12:34 PM (4hIeD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:28 PM (39g3+)
What creeps me out is watching any of the newer, British crime shows and the police are always going "let's check the CCTV cameras at such and such a location" and it leaves me with the impression that those LE security cams are in every public square and street in every town.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (FSDNS)
Alan Moore's V for Vendetta dystopia had cameras everywhere in public. Back in the 80's, that was a paranoid fantasy.
Today, it's just reality.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:34 PM (xJa6I)
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On the last Friday of every month, they show How the West Was Won on it.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 14, 2017 12:35 PM (sWyPd)
Really rubs against my individualism thing.
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:35 PM (zSVEm)
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Pope F is not okay with Euthanasia. There's a catholic hospital in Belgium that he ordered to stop offering Euthanasia and they refused. At least that's what I've seen reported.
Possibly of interest to some here, Pope F is allegedly considering lifting the excommunication on Martin Luther in a few weeks. Stay tuned.
Posted by: simplemind at September 14, 2017 12:35 PM (nMD3H)
Muslims fighting for ISIS than there are in the British military
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In a perfect world, all Brits would be fighting for Islam.
Posted by: The Mayor of London and Theresa May at September 14, 2017 12:35 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (KUaJL)
I think with TERF's it's more just "The Penis is Original Sin".
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2017 12:35 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (FSDNS)
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Person of Interest wasn't just a TV show, it was a window onto the immediate future
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 14, 2017 12:35 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 14, 2017 12:35 PM (U7C/Z)
British crime shows and the police are always going "let's check the
CCTV cameras at such and such a location" and it leaves me with the
impression that those LE security cams are in every public square and
street in every town.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (FSDNS)
They are. It's for the Greater Good.
Posted by: Sandford Neighborhood Watch Alliance at September 14, 2017 12:35 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Sandford Neighborhood Watch Alliance at September 14, 2017 12:35 PM (JO9+V)
The Greater Good.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 14, 2017 12:36 PM (KUaJL)
- Children's Stories Explained By Granny Hill
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 14, 2017 12:36 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 14, 2017 12:36 PM (baYK5)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:37 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2017 12:29 PM (mf5HN)
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And the best we can hope for is a situation in which they are forced to get a search warrant to use this tech, and it will be granted within five minutes of request 100% of the time.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 14, 2017 12:37 PM (yL25O)
Judging by Human TV shows and what they say in reality, I would say oft times not.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017 12:37 PM (N0gfJ)
Posted by: Don Q. at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (NgKpN)
This x1000.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 14, 2017 12:37 PM (U7C/Z)
That still won't make me Catholic. LCMS and Proud!
Posted by: IP at September 14, 2017 12:38 PM (UmSfZ)
Having watched documentaries on British crime, that's pretty much their job now. They don't go out and do interviews, they don't cultivate relationships with informers, they don't follow up clues and use logic.
They sit and look at video footage. Not on the cameras? Just wait, he will be eventually and then we have him!
And the British are confused why we have a problem with this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2017 12:38 PM (mf5HN)
Possibly of interest to some here, Pope F is allegedly considering lifting the excommunication on Martin Luther in a few weeks.
Then he needs to drop it on that Belgian hospital.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:38 PM (8oSoU)
In London definitely, and in most of the larger British towns they ARE in every public square and street - the UK has spent billions of pounds implementing the system.
BUT in so doing, they have run into the self-defeating limitations of that system. In order to pay for it, they had to cut the money spent on actual, on the ground security men. And now, there is so much information being observed every minute of the day that there is no way that human eyes can ever review more than a tiny fraction of it.
So it is has become the system that monitors security, but does nothing about it, and its only real use is that after a crime happens, someone can go back a day or so later, call up the data and try to figure out what happened - if they get it before it gets erased, because you're looking at terabytes of data being generated every day.
It's a system that makes the government look like they're being proactive and "doing something", while in fact it has not done a damned thing to help an actual victim of a crime, ever. How could it???
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2017 12:38 PM (k1TUh)
"The House just voted to
Fully fund President Trump's request to build a wall along our southern border."
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 14, 2017 12:38 PM (lwiT4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvT_gqs5ETk
Posted by: The Bulgarians at September 14, 2017 12:31 PM (k1TUh)
I'll be getting one of these, too.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 14, 2017 12:38 PM (FSDNS)
Call it time served.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:29 PM (xJa6I)
So, going to use the military to fix a F'n social problem YOU all caused... by not enforcing the law...
And create problems in the Military while doing it...
Uh... please stop acting like the Left, and using the Military for your social experiments... as a retired NCO.... I can tell you... it sucks.
Posted by: Don Q. at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (NgKpN)
Hey, I'm all deport, all the time.
But if someone is willing to serve in return for citizenship...I guess I'm Heinlein enough to find the idea worth pursuing.
But I'll drop it out of deference to you and Rick
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:39 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2017 12:39 PM (2Mnv1)
Man, Grandpa Mis.Hum rocks.
I can't believe that guy is 83 yo!
I gotta start working out so I can climb on roofs in my 80s.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 14, 2017 12:39 PM (PmAu7)
Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2017 12:39 PM (RuIsu)
Of course, they don't necessarily do it in a way that makes any damn sense.
Posted by: CPT11A at September 14, 2017 12:39 PM (IRU/9)
- Children's Stories Explained By Granny Hill
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This could be a website.
Posted by: shibumi at September 14, 2017 12:40 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: IP at September 14, 2017 12:38 PM (UmSfZ)
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According to the LCMS, I am a heretic on two points of doctrine. Imagine my thrill.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 14, 2017 12:40 PM (lwiT4)
"The House just voted to
Fully fund President Trump's request to build a wall along our southern border."
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 14, 2017 12:38 PM (lwiT4)
Well, if true, then I think some " things" were a bit premature..
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:40 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2017 12:40 PM (WDCYi)
Yeah, the old word games. Do they really think they're fooling anyone anymore?
Thought the 2016 election showed that, A) People really want a physical wall, and B) They know all those euphemisms and dodges = no physical wall.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2017 12:40 PM (W+vEI)
about it, and its only real use is that after a crime happens
So kinda like "I'm not a Security Guard, I'm a Security Monitor..."
Posted by: IP at September 14, 2017 12:40 PM (UmSfZ)
Heh, they seem to think that makes the slightest difference. I mean what is that supposed to accomplish, pull him out of hell? That's what the pope that excommunicated him thought he was doing: sending Luther to hell.
Martin Luther would have laughed in their face and had another beer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:37 PM (zSVEm)
Hillary's campaign slogan, I think.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 14, 2017 12:40 PM (FSDNS)
Posted by: Carcharodon carcharias at September 14, 2017 12:40 PM (gIRsn)
"The House just voted to
Fully fund President Trump's request to build a wall along our southern border."
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 14, 2017 12:38 PM (lwiT4)
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Grammie, u always have the goods. :-)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 14, 2017 12:40 PM (PmAu7)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 14, 2017 12:41 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017 12:41 PM (N0gfJ)
I'm holding out for Children's Stories Explained By Benny Hill. It might just possibly not be suitable for children, but that's okay.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:41 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 14, 2017 12:41 PM (hLRSq)
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Best use is for frail elderly that live on their own. But I don't think they have capability to call 911 at present
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 14, 2017 12:41 PM (Lsg+N)
Some TVs have an always listening microphone. The cell phone microphone in your pocket can be turned on remotely without your permission too.
Most first world people have voluntarily paid for the world's finest tracking and monitoring technology and carry it around with them at all times. LEOs just have to get a warrant for your phone to have boatloads of information about you.
That's before you upload everything to Facebook. If you're not doing it, your friends and family are doing it for you.
Then we have every major highway in the country outfitted with cameras that have OCR plate scanning tech.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2017 12:42 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:33 PM (39g3+)
If you believe Admirals really run the Navy??? I can tell you've never been on a ship.
Its the Senior NCO's who run culture... not he Officers.... at least for the 80% or so who ARE enlisted...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 14, 2017 12:42 PM (NgKpN)
Well, there definitely were a lot of dicks spouting off this morning.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:42 PM (HtLSE)
- Children's Stories Explained By Granny Hill
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 14, 2017 12:36 PM (Nwg0u)
And that chasing women around while Yakkity Sax plays is a great way to end a show
----Benny Hill
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2017 12:42 PM (493sH)
Ads on the NYC Subways: "Report all incidents of bias to the NYS Bias hotline!"
No mention if this employment discrimination, or some "Hate Crime" of actual violence, just "report incidents of bias" to our friendly neighborhood government officials.
The ambiguity of what is illegal, or to be "investigated" by our government is increasingly a straight jacket to avoid any word or gesture that counters the offical, multi culti, Diversity-above-all-values culture. And of course the conflation of "hate speech" (which is entirely ambiguous) with violence and illegality only puts this on steroids.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 14, 2017 12:42 PM (QtQaN)
Yes, boys and girls, law enforcement is taking the position that if you are sitting inside your own house, doors shut, blinds drawn, and they use a thermal imaging device to see where you are in the house, that's not invading your privacy because you want cops to get shot don't you.
Posted by: alexthechick
I know nothing of law... but wouldn't that fall under the area of police activities where they'd need to get some sort of warrant from a judge to do that?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2017 12:42 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2017 12:42 PM (mcI77)
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Ha, drudge has this link about embedding microchips in your hand to swipe for credit cards and car keys, and it reminded me of some movie where the bad guys just cut off the guys hand to use his finger prints.
Although it would be handy for people with hand readers to just walk by you instead of stealing your wallet.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2017 12:10 PM (r+sAi)
Careful... you can wind up the End Times!! Mark of the Beast !! crowd with that sort of thing...
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:12 PM (zSVEm)
Everyone knows that it is the forehead that is marked because it is the entry point for the devilspawn demon that takes over the brain.
The hand demon just makes hand babies.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 14, 2017 12:43 PM (e1mEI)
Try this.
Breathe in through you left nostril and out of your right nostril.
Then, breathe in through your right nostril and out of your left nostril.
It's scientific.
Like global warming.
Posted by: Hillary at September 14, 2017 12:44 PM (/Suxi)
"The House just voted to
Fully fund President Trump's request to build a wall along our southern border."
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 14, 2017 12:38 PM (lwiT4)
...
If Trump plays the Dems in order to break Ryan and McConnell's arms and then spikes DACA in the end zone, I'm going to be simultaneously mind blowingly happy and in need of a lot of recipies for crow.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 14, 2017 12:44 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:42 PM (HtLSE)
Barry O: Sounds like my kind of fun!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2017 12:44 PM (493sH)
"The House just voted to
Fully fund President Trump's request to build a wall along our southern border."
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 14, 2017 12:38 PM (lwiT4)
If true.
Sort of on that topic:* There is a wide spectrum available to people that is neither Pollyanna nor Gloomy Gus. I think more people ought to check that area out. It is real spacious.
*not directed at anyone in particular, including grammie winger
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 14, 2017 12:44 PM (hLRSq)
I must say, your tailor really knows his way around a piece of sackcloth. And the ash! Brings out your eyes, it does.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:44 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:45 PM (zSVEm)
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If you're a pro like me, you can usually do very quick service recovery.
Posted by: Shep! at September 14, 2017 12:45 PM (vg8iE)
----Benny Hill
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2017 12:42 PM (493sH)
Chasing women around while waving a cigar is fun, too!
Posted by: Horny Bill at September 14, 2017 12:45 PM (uiwCw)
The relationship between the cops and new tech is troubling. They have in the past slowly adapted new tech and courts worked out where the line of privacy and rights vs expediency and benefit to society would lie. Sometimes they didn't get it right, but they had time to work it out.
Now new tech comes out so fast, the cops are adapting it and using it -- the hell with rights, this makes our job easier -- and the courts aren't having time to deal with each change in order any longer. Plus, the courts are not remotely as wise as they have been in the past.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:45 PM (39g3+)
- Children's Stories Explained By Granny Hill
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 14, 2017 12:46 PM (Nwg0u)
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No it won't. It won't really do anything. Since excommunication just bars Luther personally from receiving the sacraments, and last time I checked he can't do that now anyway, being dead and all.
Not sure if Pope F has an apology tour planned or what? Guess we'll see.
Posted by: simplemind at September 14, 2017 12:46 PM (pEKmQ)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:40 PM (zSVEm)
Failure theater, just like on Obamacare. They'll vote for it when there's no threat of it getting passed. They're counting on McConnell to keep the filibuster in place. Republicans Senators will moan that they really want to pass it but, darn, we can't get eight Dem's to go along. Oh well!
Posted by: WisRich at September 14, 2017 12:46 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:45 PM (zSVEm)
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For being a heretic? Why, thank you. No trouble at all!
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 14, 2017 12:46 PM (lwiT4)
But I'll drop it out of deference to you and Rick
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Don't drop it because of me.
I'm just pissy because I'm tired of having to follow every stinking law every time of lose my chl, yet others are celebrated for breaking the law and given free shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:46 PM (8oSoU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2017 12:47 PM (iVOAv)
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The relationship between the cops and new tech is troubling.
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We love it when a plan comes together.
Posted by: aluminum foil manufacturers of America at September 14, 2017 12:47 PM (PmKiH)
Its the Senior NCO's who run culture... not he Officers.... at least for the 80% or so who ARE enlisted...
NCOs run every military branch in its day-to-day operations. But you didn't claim that NCOs would be the concern, you were talking about brass.
And somehow I don't think galley cooks were running the ship.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:47 PM (39g3+)
--
Former reports were Wishcasting.
"If I say something enough, it could come true."
Democrats don't want a wall, but if the tell the MSM it's not going to happen, that will make it come true.
/do the mentally ill not entertain us all?
Posted by: shibumi at September 14, 2017 12:47 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: WisRich at September 14, 2017 12:46 PM (G0vdT)
It's like watching re-runs of I Love Lucy.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2017 12:47 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Hillary Explains It All at September 14, 2017 12:48 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2017 12:10 PM (r+sAi)
There's also the "pulling out the guy's eyeball and holding it up to the retinal scanner" trick.
Posted by: Country Singer at September 14, 2017 12:48 PM (uiwCw)
But I'll drop it out of deference to you and Rick
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Don't drop it because of me.
I'm just pissy because I'm tired of having to follow every stinking law every time of lose my chl, yet others are celebrated for breaking the law and given free shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:46 PM (8oSoU)
Yeah, being 'law abiding' feels like a sucker play sometimes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:48 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2017 12:47 PM (mcI77)
They've got a lot of splaining to do
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2017 12:48 PM (493sH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2017 12:49 PM (iVOAv)
Jya ne.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2017 12:49 PM (N0gfJ)
Now that everyone is using LCD, its not of any real value, but that one was always interesting to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2017 12:42 PM (/qEW2)
Aren't you adorable thinking that?
I mean, sure, in sane world it would but in reality? If you say, excuse me, but the heat signature given off by my body while I am sitting in my own private residence cannot possibly be considered public just because you have a device that can see through wall for that is deemed YOU WANT COPS TO BE SHOT! THE COPS HAVE TO DO THIS SO THEY WON'T BE SHOT WHEN THEY DYNAMICALLY ENTER THE HOUSE!
Let me now yelp about cell phone "stingray" devices and how the FBI and local police would rather dismiss charges against no lie actual drug dealers than reveal to a court just how much information from randoms is captured and just what they do with it.
I think it was in Florida where a judge got pissed and demanded that the DAs office show up in his courtroom with documents about it and the FBI came in the night before and removed all the documents and then refused to turn them back over because we're the FBI and you have no jurisdiction over us.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2017 12:49 PM (mf5HN)
Not sure if Pope F has an apology tour planned or what? Guess we'll see.
Posted by: simplemind at September 14, 2017 12:46 PM (pEKmQ)
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I certainly don't know the mind of the Pope, but perhaps he's aiming to address the schisms looking forward to the 500th anniversary of the Reformation.
Just this morning I read a paper, signed by about 600 clergymen from various Protestant denominations, affirming the truths we all hold to. The main things.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 14, 2017 12:49 PM (lwiT4)
That question is what the entire Supreme Court cases are about. Traditional constitutionalists say "of course you can't look inside someones house just because you have new technology". Law enforcement types who love new tech argue "we're not actually going inside the house, so it's not a constitutional search."
In Kyllo vs. U.S., (2001) the SCOTUS held that this was indeed a search, and required a warrant. However, it was only a 5-4 decision, and the minority wrote a widely read dissent holding that this should NOT be considered a search. It would only take a 1 vote switch for that minority opinion to become a majority opinion in the future.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2017 12:50 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Lucy at September 14, 2017 12:50 PM (/Suxi)
Howdy ya'all
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2017 12:50 PM (8XRCm)
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Hey, that's how we all get our daily exercise. Running back and forth across that spectrum. Some people rack up miles!
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 14, 2017 12:50 PM (PmAu7)
This does show Ryan is feeling the heat, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: grammie winger
Is it something to do with baptism? I can understand the Presbyterian baptism, Baptist baptism and RCC baptism. But the Lutheran conception of baptism has always confused the heck out of me.
Same with their notion of free will. Luther was 'Calvinistic' in his outlook. Melancthon was Arminian. So Lutherans are kind of sort of non-committal about it.
And if a doctrine confuses the heck out of you, you are probably being heretical in some way.
Oh well. Good luck. Just remember "5 Solas" and you should be OK.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2017 12:50 PM (/qEW2)
I'm just going to throw this out here and say that I think I Love Lucy is the most overrated sitcom of all time.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2017 12:51 PM (X6fMO)
I vaguely recall some idiot judge that ruled a pervert taking upskirt photographs was doing nothing wrong because you have no expectation of privacy in public.
So even your clothes don't demark a private space.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2017 12:51 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:48 PM (xJa6I)
Sometimes?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 12:51 PM (NWiLs)
call your representatives.
Posted by: WisRich at September 14, 2017 12:52 PM (G0vdT)
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And the takeaway from this is that all PIV sex is rape. Even in marriage.
Posted by: Hillary Explains It All at September 14, 2017 12:52 PM (vg8iE)
Easiest way to do that is to affirm the Solas and Justification by Faith alone through Christ alone. Not gonna happen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2017 12:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2017 12:51 PM (X6fMO)
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Ummm..... you misspelled "underrated".
Most overrated sitcom??
Mary Tyler Moore
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2017 12:52 PM (8XRCm)
Not sure if Pope F has an apology tour planned or what? Guess we'll see.
Posted by: simplemind at September 14, 2017 12:46 PM (pEKmQ)
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I certainly don't know the mind of the Pope, but perhaps he's aiming to address the schisms looking forward to the 500th anniversary of the Reformation.
Just this morning I read a paper, signed by about 600 clergymen from various Protestant denominations, affirming the truths we all hold to. The main things.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 14, 2017 12:49 PM (lwiT4)
Hmmm. Most of what I personally adhere to in my Christian Faith can be found in the Gospel of John. It's really all right there.
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:52 PM (zSVEm)
I almost rubbed my pecker in a bowl full of parrots.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 14, 2017 12:52 PM (/Suxi)
call your representatives.
Posted by: WisRich at September 14, 2017 12:52 PM (G0vdT)
Let's see Dickhead Durbin and Tammy Duckwaddle...errr...outside of GFY I can't think of anything else to tell those two
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2017 12:53 PM (493sH)
I think a good compromise is to be "law abiding" as long as there's a chance someone's looking. Or listening. Or recording.
drat, that's every second of every day in this brave new world.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2017 12:53 PM (k1TUh)
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Yes to your first guess. The other is a bit more complicated, but I have to admit, when I was going through some papers on my husband's desk, from the home office, I discovered that I better stay away from sticks and stakes.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 14, 2017 12:53 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 14, 2017 12:53 PM (/Suxi)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2017 12:53 PM (NWiLs)
Mary Tyler Moore
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2017 12:52 PM (8XRCm)
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Ah, yes. This shows that the evil patriarchy is indeed alive and well and rapes Mary whenever it has the opportunity.
Posted by: Hillary Explains It All at September 14, 2017 12:54 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at September 14, 2017 12:54 PM (sxYFy)
Posted by: simplemind
Well, Luther didn't drive a car or use an air conditioner, so he didn't cause any global warming. So obviously, he did nothing wrong.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2017 12:54 PM (/qEW2)
Kobayashi Maru.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 14, 2017 12:55 PM (e1mEI)
I think Lucy was part of an experimental gingification process that failed, leaving them to need to replace her soul, once obliterated. No natural asoulic vivification could form. Unfortunately, the soul chosen was that of an exceptionally bleaty sheep.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:55 PM (HtLSE)
I was being halfway facetious, but I too have a heretic side on a couple points.
Posted by: IP at September 14, 2017 12:55 PM (UmSfZ)
Going long on lead wall linings.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2017 12:55 PM (mcI77)
Van Eck phreaking.
Want to know another fun one? Every time you turn on something that draws power from the grid, it makes a sort of signature power spike. How many amps, how fast, all that sort of thing. So by watching your house's power draw carefully, they know exactly what appliances you're using at exactly what time. Grow lights, TVs, microwaves, everything.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2017 12:55 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2017 12:51 PM (X6fMO)
I cannot believe you would utter such heresy when everyone knows that's Seinfeld.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2017 12:55 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:56 PM (HtLSE)
I'm just going to throw this out here and say that I think I Love Lucy is the most overrated sitcom of all time.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2017 12:51 PM (X6fMO)
I cannot believe you would utter such heresy when everyone knows that's Seinfeld.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2017 12:55 PM (mf5HN)
Word. Preach it..
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2017 12:56 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2017 12:51 PM (X6fMO)
I cannot believe you would utter such heresy when everyone knows that's Seinfeld.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2017 12:55 PM (mf5HN)
Big Bang Theory.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:57 PM (xJa6I)
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One of the pics should be an "and" pic.
Parrot & guacamole.
Course, those are probably harder to find.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 14, 2017 12:57 PM (PmAu7)
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 14, 2017 12:57 PM (lwiT4)
Just this morning I read a paper, signed by about 600 clergymen from various Protestant denominations, affirming the truths we all hold to. The main things.
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Yep. that's the scuttlebutt.
Posted by: simplemind at September 14, 2017 12:57 PM (Vqius)
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 14, 2017 12:46 PM (lwiT4)
By the way, 'Presbyterians' is an anagram of 'best in prayers'
'Lutherans' is an anagram of 'ultra hens'.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 14, 2017 12:57 PM (FSDNS)
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 14, 2017 12:57 PM (lwiT4)
The old 'Dick Van Dyke' show also holds up surprisingly well.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 14, 2017 12:58 PM (FSDNS)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 14, 2017 12:57 PM (FSDNS)
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Really? I thought it was "need more beer".
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 14, 2017 12:59 PM (lwiT4)
*taps dial*
Damndest thing - just got a ping from my Dave Barry-dar.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 12:59 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2017 11:37 AM (PS3ox)
Insane in the membrane.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2017 12:59 PM (EkNES)
Call it a hunch, but I don't think the average transpersyn smokes anywhere near as much weed as a member of Cypress Hill.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 14, 2017 01:01 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2017 12:57 PM (xJa6I)
I'll second that.
Posted by: WisRich at September 14, 2017 01:01 PM (G0vdT)
Thermal imaging isn't comic book x-ray vision that can magically see through walls. If the house was cool you might be able to see if someone is standing right at a window, which does seem useful if they're serving a warrant. They can know to avoid the sight line that might get them ambushed.
There was a case involving the use of thermal imaging to see what houses they passed were giving off very large amounts of heat which helped them track down growhouses. Not looking inside but simply seeing how much heat is escaping the house. Even that somewhat innocuous use was struck down
Posted by: Sjg at September 14, 2017 01:04 PM (gDSJf)
1. Lucy: Hillarity ensues when Lucy tries to trick Ricky into letting her be part of the show/trip/job.
2. Seinfeld: Hillarity ensues when the gang meets a strange new friend who's quirks and values makes them question their own strange quirks and values.
3. Full House: Hillarity ensues when a miscommunication between (Housemate 1) and (Housemate 2) leads to disaster and ends with warmth and love.
4. Cheers: Hillarity ensues when (any one of the bar members) tries his/her hand at escaping their humdrum bar life through a (new job/new relationship).
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2017 01:04 PM (/Suxi)
Posted by: Aunt Luna's phone at September 14, 2017 11:43 AM (JMH3U)
Yeah. A picture of her in Old Sparky, eyeballs bulging out at full jolt, would be waaay cooler.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2017 01:05 PM (EkNES)
Don't they all die off from AIDS in the end?
Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2017 01:06 PM (mJ8mX)
-Schumer-Pelosi announce DACA stays, no wall
-Trump announces in tweets that no deal yet, wall is being repaired
-Pelosi-Schumer insist there is a deal with no wall
- Trump says eventually there will have to be a wall
-Ryan posts on Facebook that Congress "just" voted to fully fund the wall
WTF? Mad hatter's tea party?
Posted by: RM at September 14, 2017 01:09 PM (U3LtS)
https://www.instagram.com/jackantonoff/?hl=en
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2017 11:49 AM (W+vEI)
If he were a halfways-decent musician, his ugliest groupie would be ten times better looking than Lena. I call BS.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2017 01:10 PM (EkNES)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2017 01:10 PM (mJ8mX)
-Schumer-Pelosi announce DACA stays, no wall
-Trump announces in tweets that no deal yet, wall is being repaired
-Pelosi-Schumer insist there is a deal with no wall
- Trump says eventually there will have to be a wall
-Ryan posts on Facebook that Congress "just" voted to fully fund the wall
WTF? Mad hatter's tea party?
Posted by: RM at September 14, 2017 01:09 PM (U3LtS)
We shall learn who bluffs and who calls.
I wonder if we are being "gaslighted" by the media.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 14, 2017 01:10 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2017 01:12 PM (mJ8mX)
There used to be one where you had to provide verifiable references, i.e. what church you went to and contact info for a minister who would vouch for you, but I don't know if it's still around.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 14, 2017 12:07 PM (FSDNS)
What about Farmers Only?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2017 01:27 PM (EkNES)
Posted by: shibumi at September 14, 2017 12:47 PM (aT+Bx)
It's like having a Permanent Pass to Bedlam.
Now, if Sleepy Jeff can de-weaponize the insane-
we could have several good laughs every day.
Popcorn, good sir. And a tankard of ale.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 14, 2017 01:29 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2017 01:30 PM (EkNES)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2017 12:17 PM (8oSoU)
I thought the Dreamers were brought illegally to the USA by their illegal immigrant parents? So, at least in theory, not themselves felons?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2017 01:36 PM (EkNES)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 14, 2017 01:45 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2017 01:46 PM (EkNES)
Posted by: SarahAnne at September 14, 2017 01:59 PM (irg5S)
Streaming " Hot Korean Girls " videos seems to help.
( locks bathroom door )
Posted by: deguello at September 14, 2017 02:18 PM (Z+ic4)
Posted by: Tapster at September 14, 2017 02:50 PM (Iafy5)
Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2017 03:28 PM (ghofu)
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Maude and Mary Hartman and Soap and all the other "deep" sitcoms.
Posted by: TheMoomintroll at September 14, 2017 04:07 PM (c5aiv)
I resent that accusation. I've been to Macedonia and speak a little of the language. What a freaky excuse.
Posted by: Rick67 at September 14, 2017 04:35 PM (SDC/U)
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