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Ted Cruz (or Whoever Manages His Twitter Feed Late at Night) "Likes" X-Rated Porn Video, Then Unlikes It After an Hour

Apparently his account "liked" (which puts the video into a "like" list) a video of a busty blonde milf getting aroused by watching two people having have sex.

The video was made by some outfit called Reality Kings, which I swear, your honor, I've never heard of before.

Cruz's spokeswoman is claiming...

"The offensive tweet posted on @Tedcruz account earlier has been removed by staff and reported to Twitter."

...which is a weird thing to say, because if you wouldn't "report" your tweet to Twitter unless you were claiming you'd been hacked.

Which he's not claiming explicitly, but that does seem to be the implication here.

That defense does not work. Hackers don't almost immediately restore an account to your control. And people don't try to make a story go away after they've been hacked -- they scream angrily about it.

Anyway, this is really no big deal, in the scheme of things, but deception about it will cause people to mistrust Senator Cruz more. There are a lot of somewhat (somewhat) innocent ways this could happen; sometimes porn gets retweeted into your timeline by someone you follow. Maybe he just meant to click on it -- hey, it is the nature of man to want to see boobies -- and hit "like" by accident. Maybe the guy who manages his account was mixing business and pleasure.

Who knows. But "hacked" isn't going to hold as an explanation.

I don't care what happened here, and I'm not going to write much about this.

But the left, and Cruz's Republican/GOPe enemies, do care, and they will press it.

Update: I googled for the latest stories, but apparently I didn't find the latest ones, but older ones.

Ted Cruz has in fact said more about the incident.

Later that morning, the senator told reporters that the like was "inadvertent" and a "mistake" caused by several people having access to the account.

"There are a number of people on the team that have access to the account and it appears that someone inadvertently hit the like button," he said, according to NBC News.

Cruz also reportedly joked about it, saying that they should have "done something like this during the Indiana primary."

He doesn't flat-out say that "someone" else did it, but that's the implication, and whether true or not, that story seems unlikely to be disproven.

So he's probably fine.

Posted by: Ace at 01:50 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Mike at September 12, 2017 01:52 PM (swJ7s)

2 If Ted Cruz can like busty incest MILF porn late at night, Donald Trump can post 9/11 stuff early in the morning!!!!

Posted by: Lord High Keith Bathtubias von Olbermish (Mrs.) at September 12, 2017 01:52 PM (HtLSE)

3 Perhaps he could in front of this by releasing a sex tape if his own.

Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2017 01:53 PM (U0v/A)

4 If a man can't like busty MILF pron then what is this country coming to?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2017 01:53 PM (493sH)

5 Blame it on Sonobi.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 12, 2017 01:53 PM (gIRsn)

6 I was clearly hacked, I like big butt porn.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at September 12, 2017 01:53 PM (nKbPK)

7 4 If a man can't like busty MILF pron then what is this country coming to?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2017 01:53 PM (493sH)


The terrorists have already won.

Posted by: Roy at September 12, 2017 01:54 PM (7n4KQ)

8 Pish, it wasn't tentacle midget pron so he's ok.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at September 12, 2017 01:54 PM (qZdIZ)

9 Does he have any former SEC officials working for him?

Posted by: huerfano at September 12, 2017 01:54 PM (Dp2K8)

10 What do you expect from someone raised by JFK's killer?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 12, 2017 01:55 PM (nKbPK)

11 Hard to believe he would be that stupid..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 01:55 PM (O2RFr)

12 why does pron even need a Like button?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 12, 2017 01:56 PM (oGRue)

13 I'll take "What If He Was A (D)emocrat?" for 1000, Alex.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 01:56 PM (2wRtc)

14 I was hacked. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Ted Cruzzz, furiously hacking off at September 12, 2017 01:56 PM (PMkYS)

15 I like busty milfs.

Posted by: Jayhawkfan63 at September 12, 2017 01:56 PM (cSc4o)

16 i didn't mean to indicate that i liked it. But there was no LOVE IT option.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at September 12, 2017 01:57 PM (oGRue)

17 Let he who is without sin toss the first..... well, er, just be quiet about it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 12, 2017 01:57 PM (20H2N)

18 He likes porn of people watching porn.

Rule 34

Posted by: Roy at September 12, 2017 01:57 PM (7n4KQ)

19 Wow, you know who this helps, right?
Gonna be an early night for Cruz

Posted by: Roman Maroni at September 12, 2017 01:57 PM (KCCgc)

20 15 I like busty milfs.
Posted by: Jayhawkfan63 at September 12, 2017 01:56 PM (cSc4o)

---

how about musty milfs???

Posted by: Hilary Rodham at September 12, 2017 01:57 PM (oGRue)

21 Work cannot end soon enough so I can take a look at what all the, err, fuss is about.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 12, 2017 01:57 PM (jAZR9)

22 Who will rid me of this troublesome Sonobi?!

Posted by: The Margins at September 12, 2017 01:58 PM (p+Wdc)

23 i thinking this thread would go downhill rapidly, but realized it already had started there.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 12, 2017 01:58 PM (oGRue)

24 Because somebody mentioned Chuck Norris last thread, I'm going to take the opportunity to mention that there is a gloriously retarded movie called Forest Warrior in which Chuck Norris plays a mountain man trusted by indian spirits to protect some woods from modern evil loggers.

He can turn into a bear and stop chainsaws with his bare (bear) hands and no I'm not even kidding about this.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 01:58 PM (HtLSE)

25 I thought Democrats were the reality kings party.

Posted by: Roy at September 12, 2017 01:58 PM (7n4KQ)

26 I like busty milfs.

Posted by: Jayhawkfan63 at September 12, 2017 01:56 PM (cSc4o)



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how about musty milfs???

Posted by: Hilary Rodham at September 12, 2017 01:57 PM (oGRue)

Or Gutsy GILFS?

Posted by: Grannie Clampett at September 12, 2017 01:58 PM (6MRrv)

27 i thinking this thread would go downhill rapidly, but realized it already had started there.

I encountered a slippery slope argument once. In bed.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 01:59 PM (HtLSE)

28 adding Ted to prayer list

this is a dark road

Posted by: happyfeet at September 12, 2017 01:59 PM (mLfQi)

29 I have absolutely no interest in this story.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 12, 2017 01:59 PM (ZM2xo)

30 Maybe the guy who manages his account was mixing business and pleasure.

My guess is that someone forgot to log out. Though I guess if this was on a work computer, I guess that has implications too.

Anyway, if this had been a Dem..

OH WAIT WE KNOW IT HAS HAPPENED

Paging Mr. Danger, Carlos Danger...

So, yeah. Nothingburger, with a side order of F YOU MFM.

Posted by: Shinobi at September 12, 2017 01:59 PM (u0s1P)

31 Him and the kids were discussing whether or not there was actual MILF pron on the interwebs and his wife didn't believe it, so he had to pull some up to prove it to her and accidentally hit like.
FACT!

Posted by: BallOfHate at September 12, 2017 01:59 PM (RIHLo)

32 Is this up to the level of pussy grabbing?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Reach for the Stars! Trump-Klingon Dictionaries are at the Outrage Outlet! at September 12, 2017 01:59 PM (hLRSq)

33 I like busty milfs.


Posted by: Jayhawkfan63 at September 12, 2017 01:56 PM


*glides over*

How you doin', son?

Posted by: Stiffler's Mom at September 12, 2017 02:00 PM (p+Wdc)

34 Senator Kid Rock would not only admit to liking the porn, but would date the starlet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 12, 2017 02:00 PM (rvNNy)

35 You're a little slow on this one, Cruz has already come out with a statement personally. (He says it was a staffer. It's a very plausible explanation.)

My favorite part: "Perhaps we should have done something like this during the Indiana primary."

Posted by: makatta at September 12, 2017 02:00 PM (Y7Qzg)

36 22 Who will rid me of this troublesome Sonobi?!
Posted by: The Margins at September 12, 2017 01:58 PM (p+Wdc)

----

Isn't that what the Stones are singing in the background of Shattered?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 12, 2017 02:00 PM (oGRue)

37 My oddball lifestyle probably doesn't apply here but I can tell you I've accidentally liked or followed a lot of stuff on twitter and Nextdoor because I fall asleep every night reading my iPad. I nod off and my thumb winds up resting on the wrong thing on the touchscreen.

So far no porno, though, or maybe I should go check to make sure.

Posted by: stace at September 12, 2017 02:00 PM (X0SOM)

38 When did Ace start working in Ted Cruz's office?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 12, 2017 02:01 PM (rvNNy)

39 What we have here is Federal Agency Leadership material.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 12, 2017 02:01 PM (uVd6p)

40 My favorite part: "Perhaps we should have done something like this during the Indiana primary."

That is a great line.

Posted by: Shinobi at September 12, 2017 02:01 PM (u0s1P)

41 Isn't that what the Stones are singing in the background of Shattered?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 12, 2017 02:00 PM


The Stones? As if anyone can tell.

"Mick...Mick...speak English!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2017 02:01 PM (p+Wdc)

42 Bob Menendez has sex scandals to beat this in spades and they aren't running out to cover him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2017 02:02 PM (oVJmc)

43 This is my attempt at Democrat outreach.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at September 12, 2017 02:02 PM (nKbPK)

44 increases the likelihood that Cruz will have a primary challenger to beat off.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 02:02 PM (0UNFT)

45 Maybe this was done deliberately by Cruz as a test. This is obviously nothingburger. Maybe this was done on purpose to see how rabidly the media would go after it. To see if they are wising up as to what people find important, and wising up as to what people remember about Democrats who do far worse.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 02:02 PM (/qEW2)

46 My favorite part: "Perhaps we should have done something like this during the Indiana primary."

Posted by: makatta at September 12, 2017 02:00 PM (Y7Qzg)



Busty MILF pron is a big winner in Indiana? I thought it was more of a Michigan thing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2017 02:02 PM (493sH)

47 I'm not a Ted Cruz fan, but I doubt he's stupid enough to "like" porn on Twitter.

Posted by: Maritime at September 12, 2017 02:02 PM (G/kZc)

48 Or maybe, shit that happens on Twitter isn't really that important.

Sonobi.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 12, 2017 02:02 PM (1ISKN)

49 Stace, covfefe!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 02:02 PM (0UNFT)

50 31 Him and the kids were discussing whether or not there was actual MILF pron on the interwebs and his wife didn't believe it, so he had to pull some up to prove it to her and accidentally hit like.
FACT!

Speaking of...Kurt Eichenwald smacked Jharles Chonson on Twitterz for going too far by comparing Trump's election to 9/11.

When KURT freakin' EICHENWALD tells you you've gone too far...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 02:03 PM (ul9CR)

51 When KURT freakin' EICHENWALD tells you you've gone too far...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 02:03 PM


You're ready for MSNBC?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2017 02:04 PM (p+Wdc)

52 ^What he said. Do we really care compared to Menendez? I don't care about any GOP scandals anymore. They left has no conscience why should we. Tax reform, supreme court. I don't care if ANYONE watches porn or even if they tweet it.

I had to explain to my children why the president was claiming oral sex wasn't sex. Screw this noise.

Posted by: Joseph dagostino at September 12, 2017 02:04 PM (eq2/x)

53 He likes porn? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 12, 2017 02:04 PM (O5Q3r)

54 Willowed

287 Re: Sonobi

It only covers a small portion of comments 1 & 2 for me. Since they are usually 1st! and other goofy posts, it doesn't matter much, or does it?

Does it cover more screen & posts for others?
Posted by: Money Maker at September 12, 2017 02:00 PM (rqQ57)

Alright, this thread it covered some of Ace's post. But it is transparent enough to read thru.

I like the Sonobi jokes, just wondered if it was covering more screen for others & was more opaque.

Posted by: Money Maker at September 12, 2017 02:04 PM (rqQ57)

55 It wasn't Ted that 'liked' it, it was his joy boy dressed as a MILF that 'liked' it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 12, 2017 02:04 PM (YV+SU)

56 26 I like busty milfs.

Posted by: Jayhawkfan63 at September 12, 2017 01:56 PM (cSc4o)



---



how about musty milfs???

Posted by: Hilary Rodham at September 12, 2017 01:57 PM (oGRue)

Or Gutsy GILFS?
Posted by: Grannie Clampett at September 12, 2017 01:58 PM (6MRrv)

---

I'm also available in rusty, dusty, and crusty flavors...

it's a must-see!

Posted by: Hilary Rodham at September 12, 2017 02:05 PM (oGRue)

57 I'm not a Ted Cruz fan, but I doubt he's stupid enough to "like" porn on Twitter.

Even if he *was*-- this surely would've happened before. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often, actually.

Think about all the sock fails and whatnot here. Maybe not *quite* forgetting to log out and then back on with a new ID, but close! Ish. Right?

Posted by: Shinobi at September 12, 2017 02:05 PM (u0s1P)

58 He must have clicked on sonobi.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2017 02:05 PM (HgMAr)

59 He's never said he was hacked. Cruz poked gentle fun at himself and appears from his public statements to be taking the position that someone just fat fingered a like on accident and it was just a mistake.

Removed just means removed from his timeline. I really and truly don't see where you're getting the I wuz hacked spin on this.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at September 12, 2017 02:05 PM (mf5HN)

60 Rats on the west side
Bedbugs uptown
What a mess, this town's in tatters
My brain's been battered, splattered all over Manhattan.

Shidoobie, Shattered, Shattered



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 02:05 PM (ul9CR)

61 "15 I like busty milfs.
Posted by: Jayhawkfan63"


I think most straight guys can agree on that.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 12, 2017 02:06 PM (OD2ni)

62 37
My oddball lifestyle probably doesn't apply here but I can tell you I've accidentally liked or followed a lot of stuff on twitter and Nextdoor because I fall asleep every night reading my iPad. I nod off and my thumb winds up resting on the wrong thing on the touchscreen.
Posted by: stace at September 12, 2017 02:00 PM (X0SOM)


That's a good excuse. I'll have to remember that.

Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2017 02:06 PM (xjiRE)

63 When KURT freakin' EICHENWALD tells you you've gone too far...

Kurt's slide from self-serving chaotic evil to truly batshit chaotic neutral continues.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:06 PM (HtLSE)

64 I really hope the media is going to try to go apesh*t about this. I hope they haven't learned their lesson.

There was a really confused article on the morning report from Legal Insurrection about how the Democrats were realizing that a lot of their base was in fact "evangelical". The author thought this was a good thing, even though she claimed to be conservative. No, it's a really bad thing if Democrats and the media wise up. I don't want them to be able to make their propaganda more effective.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 02:06 PM (/qEW2)

65 I've claimed here before that one reason for Clinton's loss is the fact that she's a cylon. Could Ted Cruz be a cylon as well? Maybe that's why he lost to Trump, just sayin'.

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2017 02:06 PM (Bdeb0)

66 Ted, unlock the door. You have been in the shower for over an hour.

Posted by: Ted Cruz's mom at September 12, 2017 02:06 PM (OD2ni)

67 Sure Cruz is like Frito in Idiocracy and hit like on a porn link because who would know? I'm 'baiting. Go away.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 02:06 PM (D0r5+)

68 Ted, you'll go blind.

Posted by: Ted Cruz's mom at September 12, 2017 02:07 PM (OD2ni)

69 I made a few pornos before The Munsters.

Posted by: Al Lewis at September 12, 2017 02:07 PM (bc2Lc)

70 Cruz should appear on Onan O'Brien and explain himself.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 02:07 PM (ul9CR)

71
Oh good, we can talk about this some more.

I must say that I strongly approve of Cruz's taste's in MILF genre porn stars. Cory Chase is dah bomb. She rocks that glasses MILFy look, or as the Brits say, "Yummy Mummy".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 02:07 PM (8O3HH)

72 Ted, why are you shaving your palms?

Posted by: Ted Cruz's mom at September 12, 2017 02:07 PM (OD2ni)

73 Kurt Eichenwald smacked Jharles Chonson on Twitterz for going too far by comparing Trump's election to 9/11.
==

Luis Gutierrez called John Kelly "a disgrace to the uniform he used to wear." Over his statements on DACA.

It's a waste of energy to engage these people with the intent to do anything but end them.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 02:08 PM (2wRtc)

74 Also, Kurt can prove that Trump isn't as bad as 9/11 because he has secret data and he did the math, and this is the equation he used and stuff.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:08 PM (HtLSE)

75 Re: Sonobi

I actually don't see the Sonobi whatever. I'm at work and using IE's InPrivate, and it blocks ads.

And then I have Adblock or something at home-- not that I've had *time* after work for the HQ lately.

(I guess I have the time, I just decide to do other things I consider arguably more important during those hours, like food and sleep.)

Posted by: Shinobi at September 12, 2017 02:08 PM (u0s1P)

76 Because somebody mentioned Chuck Norris last thread, I'm going to take the opportunity to mention that there is a gloriously retarded movie called Forest Warrior in which Chuck Norris plays a mountain man trusted by indian spirits to protect some woods from modern evil loggers.

He can turn into a bear and stop chainsaws with his bare (bear) hands and no I'm not even kidding about this.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 01:58 PM (HtLSE)



Forest Warrior is wonderful. Then again, I love love love that kind of really awful dreck.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at September 12, 2017 02:08 PM (mf5HN)

77 Does anyone have the link to the clip? I just want to make sure that I don't accidentally like it. I'd hate to be in a similar situation.

Posted by: Randy Magnum - Pro Kitesurfer at September 12, 2017 02:08 PM (Q5HYm)

78 "69 I made a few pornos before The Munsters.
Posted by: Al Lewis"


Pass. Unless Pat Priest was in them.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 12, 2017 02:08 PM (OD2ni)

79 BusTED

Posted by: cool breeze at September 12, 2017 02:08 PM (TKf/P)

80 ace has access to Ted Cruz's twitter account?

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 02:08 PM (lALnC)

81 Forest Warrior sounds like a Prog-Metal band, but I'll check it out.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 02:09 PM (ul9CR)

82 I"ll withhold comment on this until I return from my hurricane relief mission on Pedo Island.

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at September 12, 2017 02:09 PM (O5Q3r)

83 BaTED

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 02:09 PM (ul9CR)

84 >>>Ted Cruz (or Whoever Manages His Twitter Feed Late at Night) "Likes" X-Rated Porn Video, Then Unlikes It After an Hour<<<

It was a one night stand.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 02:09 PM (2Mnv1)

85 Luis Gutierrez called John Kelly "a disgrace to the uniform he used to wear." Over his statements on DACA.

That sounds definitely at least as credible as Bugs Bunny telling Elmer Fudd he was a disgrace to his Mountie uniform.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:09 PM (HtLSE)

86 77 Does anyone have the link to the clip? I just want to make sure that I don't accidentally like it. I'd hate to be in a similar situation.

It's on PornHub. I've heard. From a friend.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 02:10 PM (ul9CR)

87 "80 ace has access to Ted Cruz's twitter account?
Posted by: blaster"


Or Josh Marshall.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 12, 2017 02:10 PM (OD2ni)

88 Lyin Ted.

Posted by: WisRich at September 12, 2017 02:10 PM (OAlmw)

89 '...will cause people to mistrust Senator Cruz more.'

Anybody else remember this?
youtu.be/wbc4oYvWaBo

Dropped a turd in the GOP nomination punchbowl.
Rat-faced little scrunt.


Posted by: ironically speaking at September 12, 2017 02:10 PM (JFpNs)

90 Boy goes through more socks in a week than I don't know what!

Posted by: Ted Cruz's Mom at September 12, 2017 02:10 PM (6MRrv)

91 Hey, shit happens.
I accidentally liked some hookers and blow.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at September 12, 2017 02:10 PM (baYK5)

92 BusTED

Posted by: cool breeze at September 12, 2017 02:08 P


I'll be very disappointed if this isn't a NY Post headline soon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2017 02:11 PM (p+Wdc)

93 Wait...there is pron on the internet?

Why does no-one tell me these things?


BRB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 02:11 PM (EyPfd)

94 I don't have a Twitter account, but I have accidentally "liked" things on Facebook, especially if my fat, clumsy fingers are using the touchscreen on my phone. And a few times I didn't immediately catch my mistake. I'm not saying that's the case here.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 12, 2017 02:11 PM (Vhg+d)

95 It's okay, Ted. I let my website lapse, and it got picked up by Big Naturals (no relation to baseball movie, The Natural ).

Posted by: Orrin Hatch at September 12, 2017 02:11 PM (df+Zi)

96 Did he take selfies of his weenie and email it to underage girls? No?
Piker.

Posted by: Tony the Weiner at September 12, 2017 02:11 PM (HgMAr)

97 57 I'm not a Ted Cruz fan, but I doubt he's stupid enough to "like" porn on Twitter.

Even if he *was*-- this surely would've happened before. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often, actually.

Think about all the sock fails and whatnot here. Maybe not *quite* forgetting to log out and then back on with a new ID, but close! Ish. Right?
Posted by: Shinobi at September 12, 2017 02:05 PM (u0s1P)
==========
Agreed.

And seriously, it is hard to get incensed about it when the world is falling apart. This is blood in the water for the media though. We'll see if it has legs.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 12, 2017 02:12 PM (rqQ57)

98 77 Does anyone have the link to the clip? I just want to make sure that I don't accidentally like it. I'd hate to be in a similar situation.

It's on PornHub. I've heard. From a friend.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 02:10 PM (ul9CR)

I've done some research. I'd say it is a solid choice. I'll do more research on this video after work.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 12, 2017 02:12 PM (t06LC)

99 Wait...there is pron on the internet?
Why do you suppose the internet was born? Porn, porn, porn!

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:12 PM (HtLSE)

100 Now I have this image of Ted Cruz walking through the saloon doors in the 1980's video store.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 12, 2017 02:12 PM (OD2ni)

101 Ted wants someone to answer Gary Numan's question: "Are 'friends' electric?"

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2017 02:12 PM (Bdeb0)

102 >> Does anyone have the link to the clip?

Just have your friend Google Cory Chase and look up her filmography. Also, remember you get what you pay for.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 02:12 PM (8O3HH)

103 Wait...there is pron on the internet?
Why do you suppose the internet was born? Porn, porn, porn!

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:12 PM (HtLSE)



so that's why Al Gore created it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2017 02:13 PM (493sH)

104 76 I'll wait until RLM guys watch it on Best of the Worst.

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 02:13 PM (rmVvL)

105 This is ridiculous.
I don't doubt that 99% of (male) politicians have looked at porn. But none would publicly announce it, which is what this involves.
So, yeah, a sleepy staffer, I'd guess.

In any case, a nothingburger --- although I do like Cruz's joke about the Indiana primary.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 02:13 PM (0jtPF)

106 "Why do you suppose the internet was born? Porn, porn, porn!"

I thought it was for cat videos.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 02:13 PM (EyPfd)

107 (I guess I have the time, I just decide to do other things I consider arguably more important during those hours, like food and sleep.)
Posted by: Shinobi at September 12, 2017 02:08 PM (u0s1P)



That is not the Moron Way.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at September 12, 2017 02:13 PM (mf5HN)

108 I use.FB for very specific reasons -mostly for communicating with particular groups.
I get friend requests from young women who have forgotten how to fully dress and appear very friendly indeed.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 02:13 PM (cjwsC)

109 65 I've claimed here before that one reason for Clinton's loss is the fact that she's a cylon. Could Ted Cruz be a cylon as well? Maybe that's why he lost to Trump, just sayin'.
Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2017 02:06 PM (Bdeb0)

Now that's a theory I can't find the least bit believable.

Most of Washington is Cylon, and it hasn't prevented any of the rest of them from being elected.

Posted by: makatta at September 12, 2017 02:13 PM (Y7Qzg)

110 Well at least he did not post " Hubba Hubba Hubba, here comes Bubba"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2017 02:13 PM (5y11N)

111 Posted by: Ted Cruz's mom at September 12, 2017 02:06 PM (OD2ni)

It WAS a MILF he was watching Mrs. Cruz.
Just sayin'.
BTW, ever done any films?

Posted by: Tony the Weiner at September 12, 2017 02:14 PM (HgMAr)

112 I get friend requests from young women who have forgotten how to fully dress and appear very friendly indeed.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 02:13 PM (cjwsC)



Dear Penthouse forum,

I never thought this would happen to me....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2017 02:14 PM (493sH)

113 No honey, I do not know who these, what did you call them? Kings of Reality are or why someone allegedly liked their video. I also do not know who's cardboard box of porn marked "Ted's Porn - don't touch" that was on the counter or why it had a signed credit card statement with my name on it.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at September 12, 2017 02:14 PM (t06LC)

114 Pete, there was a Facebook timeline once. some dude posted something like "yay, the long drought is over, I got laid last night". then his mom ran across the post and hit "like"

Facebook. not even once.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 02:14 PM (0UNFT)

115 I originally read that as a bunny blonde milf...

Ted, nyah???

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 02:14 PM (gqOAX)

116 How can anyone link to a porn site accidentally? It's impossible. Totally impossible. ....Wait . Ace did what?

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 02:14 PM (D0r5+)

117 I've claimed here before that one reason for Clinton's loss is the fact that she's a cylon. Could Ted Cruz be a cylon as well? Maybe that's why he lost to Trump, just sayin'.
Posted by: Zod

Now that's a theory I can't find the least bit believable.

Most of Washington is Cylon, and it hasn't prevented any of the rest of them from being elected.
Posted by: makatta


Hey! I resent these scurrilous implications regarding Cylonkind!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 12, 2017 02:15 PM (AM1GF)

118 Let ye who has not viewed porn cast the first stone...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 02:15 PM (EyPfd)

119 It would appear someone did not read the acceptable use clause when using their government supplied IT equipment. For shame.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 12, 2017 02:15 PM (jAZR9)

120 Hillary! is a T-600, a real bad skin job.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 02:16 PM (gqOAX)

121 It could be worse. It could have been a Hillary Clinton lookalike in the video.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 02:16 PM (2Mnv1)

122 Would have been soooper funny had he liked a site with pics of Melania modeling...

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 02:16 PM (lALnC)

123 DARPA created the internet originally so that porn could be shared at the pentagon.

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 02:16 PM (rmVvL)

124 Ted wants someone to answer Gary Numan's question: "Are 'friends' electric?"

You know, he hated to ask, but...

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:17 PM (HtLSE)

125 Busty MILFs? At least it wasn't futa ponies.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2017 02:17 PM (HgMAr)

126 Internet pr0n, obligatory:

https://youtu.be/9i9ddm5_njw

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 02:17 PM (gqOAX)

127 It could be worse. It could have been a Hillary Clinton lookalike in the video.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 02:16 PM (2Mnv1)



Well there goes lunch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2017 02:18 PM (493sH)

128 How can anyone link to a porn site accidentally? It's impossible. Totally impossible. ....Wait . Ace did what?
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 02:14 PM (D0r5+)



That's a banning.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at September 12, 2017 02:18 PM (mf5HN)

129 121 It could be worse. It could have been a Hillary Clinton lookalike in the video.
Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 02:16 PM (2Mnv1)

Hillary porn? Even Bill wouldn't look.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 02:18 PM (GCuK+)

130 >> How can anyone link to a porn site accidentally?
>> It's impossible. Totally impossible.

Au contraire, mon frere. Shit like that happens to me all the time. I'll just be cruising along, and randomly type stuff in Google, it's like my fingers are possessed and the darndest links just pop up, and somehow they get loaded.

It's a real mystery. I think it's some sort of virus. Something needs to be done about it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 02:18 PM (8O3HH)

131 Bro. Cav!

You escaped!
Those hospitals are deathtraps. Glad you made it.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 02:18 PM (2wRtc)

132 "DARPA created the internet originally so that porn could be shared at the pentagon."

Oh, so *that* is where the phrase "DARPA hard" originated.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 12, 2017 02:18 PM (ujwCG)

133 I just figured he was trying to win an argument with his wife about something porn related.

That explanation worked for a certain, ahem, "journalist."

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 12, 2017 02:19 PM (PFy0L)

134 ace would have to ban himself. like that could ever happen!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 02:19 PM (0UNFT)

135 85 Luis Gutierrez called John Kelly "a disgrace to the uniform he used to wear." Over his statements on DACA.

That sounds definitely at least as credible as Bugs Bunny telling Elmer Fudd he was a disgrace to his Mountie uniform.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:09 PM (HtLSE)
=======
Ahhh. Louis Guiterrez. Chicago is the gift that keeps on giving. No doubt he was behind making IL a sanctuary state. He must have blackmail stuff on everyone.

Expect him to be the next Mayor or Gov. in Chicago eventually.

And...I'm still hunting wabbitz!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at September 12, 2017 02:20 PM (rqQ57)

136 Pete, there was a Facebook timeline once. some dude posted something like "yay, the long drought is over, I got laid last night". then his mom ran across the post and hit "like"




Dude. Seriously. Ewwwwwww.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 02:20 PM (FeRav)

137 That is not the Moron Way.

Pretty sure having a whole pizza-- and just a whole pizza-- for dinner is at least Moron-esque.

I don't do that a lot, but it happens.

Posted by: Shinobi at September 12, 2017 02:20 PM (u0s1P)

138 No matter what your fetish, there is porn for it. It's amazing and sad at the same time.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 02:20 PM (D0r5+)

139 Those hospitals are deathtraps. Glad you made it.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!


No shit, the sleep deprivation and being stuck watching TV all day should be Geneva Convention violations in and of themselves...at least they have Wi-Fi so I could drop in time to time!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 12, 2017 02:20 PM (AM1GF)

140 I've been told there's such a thing as Sarah Palin porn. Hillary porn is unpossible.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 02:20 PM (ca5Wn)

141 I feel like there should have been multiple photos attached to this post.

Posted by: JT in KC at September 12, 2017 02:20 PM (O4CF7)

142
Meh.

Don't really care since it wasn't something like-

"Underage Goat Banana Cream Pie Butt Explosion"



But, notice how Trump has essentially changed everything-

Cruz comes out, makes some casual remarks and a joke.

This was not the usual Republican Whipped Dog Cringefest.

Me likey, and

You can thank Trump for that.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 12, 2017 02:20 PM (NyJwR)

143 I see a pattern of untrustworthy behavior, cough Carly, cough Fiorina.

Posted by: Mostly Harmless Lurker in you backyard at night at September 12, 2017 02:21 PM (1L9V9)

144 I guess Cruz is a Moron. His only mistake is not totally owning up to how many times he fapped to the vid.

Posted by: mugiwara at September 12, 2017 02:21 PM (dCuF8)

145
If the Cylons in Washington are like #6, Tricia Helfer, then I for one welcome our new Cylon overlords.

Speaking of Tricia, she and Katee Sackoff do calendars together, "Acting Outlaws", several years running. They had Grace Park in there one time to. Both of them like bikes and they get their biker chick freak on. And get nekkid.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 02:21 PM (8O3HH)

146 adding Ted to prayer list

this is a dark road


Posted by: happyfeet at September 12, 2017 01:59 PM (mLfQi)

What's a dark road? Milf pr0n? Twatter?

Posted by: derbrererd at September 12, 2017 02:21 PM (0pB6S)

147 I like family style.

Posted by: Cory Chase at September 12, 2017 02:22 PM (XFue2)

148 >>Could Ted Cruz be a cylon as well? Maybe that's why he lost to Trump, just sayin'.
Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2017 02:06 PM (Bdeb0)

Now that's a theory I can't find the least bit believable. Most of Washington is Cylon, Posted by: makatta at September 12, 2017 02:13 PM (Y7Qzg)

It's true that Washington is filled with shits, but a true Cylon? I submit that it's rare. The following seem to show the traits:

Clinton, Cruz, Kerry, Jay Carney, George Will...I'm sure I'm missing some.

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2017 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)

149 Hey! I resent these scurrilous implications regarding Cylonkind!

Yeah, Cylons are way better than those filthy Borg. Always taking our jobs and such.

Posted by: Shinobi at September 12, 2017 02:22 PM (u0s1P)

150 No matter what your fetish, there is porn for it. It's amazing and sad at the same time.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 02:20 PM (D0r5+)


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl at September 12, 2017 02:22 PM (X6fMO)

151 Speaking as one of the original manga/anime android cat-grrls... it is not only sad what Rule 34 stuff is out there, it is positively downright scary and freaky.

Nyah!!!!!! *twitch* "super sneaky!" *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 02:22 PM (gqOAX)

152 Hey, at least it wasn't Ivanka look-alike porn. That would have been awkward.

Posted by: derbrererd at September 12, 2017 02:23 PM (0pB6S)

153 Katee Sackoff has the shoulders of a linebacker.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 12, 2017 02:23 PM (PMkYS)

154 "Cylons"

heh.

Posted by: British Space Lizard Monarchy at September 12, 2017 02:23 PM (2wRtc)

155 Kurt Eichenwald did it.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 02:23 PM (9TK8E)

156 Lets put it this way: there's no way on earth Ted Cruz hit like on a porn video on social media, drunk or sober.

He may like porn, he may watch porn, he may have a porn problem, or not. I have no idea, that's between him and God and his wife. I am extremely skeptical the guy has time to watch porn, let alone a significant inclination.

But these accounts are barely ever even seen by the people they represent. I mean, hell I got followed by Kate Upton's twitter account for a while. Like Kate is on her phone going "he's funny, I'll follow CRT!" Its staffers etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 02:23 PM (39g3+)

157 130 >> How can anyone link to a porn site accidentally?
=====
I've clicked on links that having taken me to porn sites, and I def. don't need to see that stuff.

In fact, I think some of those links have been in people's posts right here at Ace's.

You know who you are.

Posted by: Lurker at September 12, 2017 02:24 PM (rqQ57)

158 >> I've been told there's such a thing as Sarah Palin
>> porn

My mind created beaucoup on top of beaucoup of that back in '08 and for while afterwards.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 02:24 PM (8O3HH)

159 Any bets on Cruz's staff receiving a memo to make sure you log out of the official account after posting your tweet.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 12, 2017 02:24 PM (cAnNx)

160 I also do not know who's cardboard box of porn marked "Ted's Porn - don't touch" that was on the counter or why it had a signed credit card statement with my name on it.

Pfft. Amateur. The real pros SSH to their dedicated multi-petabyte server in the island state of Niue. If the internet goes down you hot swap in an emergency drive you pull from the hidden safe.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2017 02:24 PM (jhqr1)

161 Not hacked but wanked.

Posted by: Midnight Cruzers at September 12, 2017 02:24 PM (bc2Lc)

162 I personally like Eddie Munster Porn doing it with his sister Marilyn

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2017 02:24 PM (5y11N)

163 "There are a number of people on the team that have access to the account and it appears that someone inadvertently hit the like button," he said, according to NBC News.
__________________________________________

Finish the sentence:

Inadvertently hit the like button, spooged all over the keyboard and fell off the arm of the recliner.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at September 12, 2017 02:24 PM (ATVNj)

164 There actually is some Hillary porn,but only with actresses that you would want to see naked.Not realistic...

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 02:24 PM (rmVvL)

165 A PH search for "yodeling" only pulls up one pRon, but it has a great title:

Alp Babe Makes Herself Yodel

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 02:24 PM (ul9CR)

166 151 Speaking as one of the original manga/anime android cat-grrls... it is not only sad what Rule 34 stuff is out there, it is positively downright scary and freaky.

Nyah!!!!!! *twitch* "super sneaky!" *thud*


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 02:22 PM (gqOAX)


Rage?

SHAKING with rage!

Posted by: Shinsuke Nakamura, King of Strong Style at September 12, 2017 02:24 PM (9TK8E)

167 There's Ivanka look alike porn?

Posted by: Cory Chase at September 12, 2017 02:25 PM (XFue2)

168 Ted, unlock the door. You have been in the shower for over an hour.
Posted by: Ted Cruz's mom at September 12, 2017 02:06 PM (OD2ni)


Go away, baitin'!

Posted by: Ted Cruz at September 12, 2017 02:25 PM (cSc4o)

169

Rage?

SHAKING with rage!


Literally?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2017 02:25 PM (oVJmc)

170 If the Cylons in Washington are like #6, Tricia Helfer, then I for one welcome our new Cylon overlords.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear


You want #6.
You'll settle for #3.
You'll get a gender-flipped version of my nicsake with the initials HRC.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 12, 2017 02:25 PM (AM1GF)

171 37 I nod off and my thumb winds up resting on the wrong thing on the touchscreen.

Yeah. "Thumb". That's the ticket.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 12, 2017 02:26 PM (sGtp+)

172 Posted by: naturalfake at September 12, 2017 02:20 PM (NyJwR)

Please . That's been Cruz's MO before Trump was even on the scene. Also Cruz has been dealing with hate from both sides since he became Senator. Trump is a honey badger but he can't take credit for everything.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 02:26 PM (D0r5+)

173 How can anyone link to a porn site accidentally?

Say you're an intern. Say you have responsibility to post stuff and look at things for Ted Cruz on his social media. Say you have a personal account as well, and are fooling around with both. Say you enjoy 3-way porn and run across one and click "like!"

Say an hour later you realize that wasn't your personal account.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 02:26 PM (39g3+)

174 I was doing research.

Posted by: Ted Cruz Staffer at September 12, 2017 02:26 PM (ATVNj)

175 The high point of Hillary porn might occur when the diaper comes off.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 02:26 PM (ca5Wn)

176 The only reason this is a big deal is because it's the hypocritical lefty social media OMG flamer du jour.
Coming to your dotty aunt lefty's Facebook page shortly.
One of Cruz's minions watches porn.
Like pretty much 60% of the rest of the country.
The thing to do is to not assume a defensive crouch.

Posted by: AMartel at September 12, 2017 02:26 PM (WWgnZ)

177 Ted, unlock the door. You have been in the shower for over an hour.
Posted by: Ted Cruz's mom


"YOU SAID YOU WERE COMBING YOUR HAIR!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 02:27 PM (39g3+)

178 I seem to recall Mr. Welch's list claiming that there's no such thing as a porn golem. But... isn't the internet powered by porn elementals?

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:27 PM (HtLSE)

179 Hillary! Diaper? Eeewwww!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so out of here, this is making Rainbow Dash pony-girl seem sedate in comparison.

Jya!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 02:27 PM (gqOAX)

180 Meanwhile, Bill Clinton is still a rapist.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2017 02:27 PM (oVJmc)

181 Look. The left forgave Bill Clinton everything, because they knew he was going to unfailingly carry forward their agenda.

Can't we overlook this one failing from Ted, because we know that he ... ummm ... hmmm...

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 02:27 PM (/qEW2)

182 (For those who didn't know what my nic refers to

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cavil

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 12, 2017 02:28 PM (AM1GF)

183
Let's see, Lucy Lawless was #3, wasn't she? Remember the Baltar sandwich? Yeah, I wanted to be Baltar......

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 02:28 PM (8O3HH)

184 The thing to do is to not assume a defensive crouch.

Exactly. Laugh at it, move on as if nothing happened, because other than memes, people will have forgotten this in 12 hours or less.

Unless you keep it going by lying, or being defensive, or yelling hackers, etc. Or say you were researching to settle an argument with your kids .... ew...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)

185 " Time to get out of the shower, Ted. "

"I'm coming. "

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 02:28 PM (GCuK+)

186 Make America 'Bate Again!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2017 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

187 177 Ted, unlock the door. You have been in the shower for over an hour.
Posted by: Ted Cruz's mom
_________________________________________




Who needs an hour?



Posted by: Shep "Short Stroke" Smith at September 12, 2017 02:29 PM (ATVNj)

188 Can't really blame the guy. You ever seen his wife's face? That's no Melania. Sad!

Posted by: Teh Donald at September 12, 2017 02:29 PM (dCuF8)

189 Hey, there's one where Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get it on with Megyn Kelly and Bernie Sanders.

That sounds like fun.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 02:30 PM (ul9CR)

190 "Governor Romney, one final question. You've been described as having 'Cylon-like tendencies.' Can you confirm once and for all that you are, in fact, a human, and not a sinister facsimile of one?"

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2017 02:30 PM (Bdeb0)

191 When we build that wall, I shall the one who will spackle it.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at September 12, 2017 02:31 PM (ATVNj)

192 The high point of Hillary porn might occur when the diaper comes off.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 02:26 PM (ca5Wn)

How is watching porn like watching a Hillary interview? Either way, three minutes in your staring at a c$&t.

Sorry. I hate that word but it fits. Gotta go where the jokes take you.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at September 12, 2017 02:31 PM (t06LC)

193 "YOU SAID YOU WERE COMBING YOUR HAIR!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"


Oh Gary!!!

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 12, 2017 02:31 PM (OD2ni)

194 He had a soft-core porn actress, Amy Lindsay, who was a fan of his. Maybe he's got fans in hard-core, too, and was just returning a like.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 12, 2017 02:31 PM (rznWS)

195

I think it's hilarious


Like the Sabo poster of him

Posted by: ThunderB at September 12, 2017 02:31 PM (P0fia)

196
Each one of us celebrated 9/11 in our own personal way, I guess.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 12, 2017 02:31 PM (EgwCt)

197 Exactly. Laugh at it, move on as if nothing happened, because other than memes, people will have forgotten this in 12 hours or less.

It should be noted that not only does the internet never forget, but it sometimes stops caring. Meanwhile, Shia LeBeouf has been following absolutely none of your advice for dealing with Those Wacky Kids on Their Interwebs; which is why he is the internet equivalent of a dwarf in a meat muumuu dancing with dobermans.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:32 PM (HtLSE)

198 Fire can't melt porn!

Posted by: 9/11/17 Truther at September 12, 2017 02:33 PM (ATVNj)

199
Ted! What the hell is this flash-light looking thing you've got stuck on the shower wall with a suction cup?

Posted by: Ted's Mom. at September 12, 2017 02:33 PM (8O3HH)

200 Pffft,soft core,what a waste of time....

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 02:33 PM (rmVvL)

201 After my encounter with Ted Cruz @ the Iowa State Fair I nearly switched to team meat sword.

Posted by: Ellen Page at September 12, 2017 02:33 PM (bc2Lc)

202 JJAbrams is going to write and direct Star Wars IX

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 02:34 PM (0UNFT)

203 Over at ZeroHedge, a story on DWS.

Awan's wife is coming back from Pakistan, and has made a deal. Rep. from AZ says it's a significant, disturbing story.

Choices in regards to DWS

1. Nothing will be done
2. Potential Jail time
3. Arkancide

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 02:34 PM (aT+Bx)

204 dwarf in a meat muumuu dancing with dobermans

Is this a reference to something? Or did you come up with that absurdist scene on your own?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2017 02:34 PM (jhqr1)

205 196
Each one of us celebrated 9/11 in our own personal way, I guess.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 12, 2017 02:31 PM (EgwCt)

The busty MILF pron was titled "Twin Towers".

Posted by: Roy at September 12, 2017 02:34 PM (7n4KQ)

206 " Hillary porn is unpossible."




Will not Google that.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Reach for the Stars! Trump-Klingon Dictionaries are at the Outrage Outlet! at September 12, 2017 02:34 PM (hLRSq)

207
Sometime during the overnight twitter storm PornHub offered Ted a platinum membership deal.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 12, 2017 02:35 PM (EgwCt)

208 156 Lets put it this way: there's no way on earth Ted Cruz hit like on a porn video on social media, drunk or sober.

He may like porn, he may watch porn, he may have a porn problem, or not. I have no idea, that's between him and God and his wife. I am extremely skeptical the guy has time to watch porn, let alone a significant inclination.

But these accounts are barely ever even seen by the people they represent. I mean, hell I got followed by Kate Upton's twitter account for a while. Like Kate is on her phone going "he's funny, I'll follow CRT!" Its staffers etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 02:23 PM (39g3+)
----------------------------------
THIS.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 02:35 PM (0jtPF)

209 Darth Spock.

Switching sabers to stun , Captain.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 02:35 PM (2wRtc)

210 207
Sometime during the overnight twitter storm PornHub offered Ted a platinum membership deal.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 12, 2017 02:35 PM (EgwCt)

They do that for me every time I log in.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 02:35 PM (xJa6I)

211 " Hillary porn is unpossible."


Au contraire.

Posted by: American Society of Pig Breeders at September 12, 2017 02:36 PM (oVJmc)

212 But does a PornHub Platinum membership come with ampersands?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 02:36 PM (ul9CR)

213 Whack his pee pee!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 02:36 PM (nmr2M)

214 I am shocked. I had no idea that there was free porn on Twitter. I must investigate this development.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at September 12, 2017 02:37 PM (5fSr7)

215 195

I think it's hilarious


Like the Sabo poster of him
Posted by: ThunderB at September 12, 2017 02:31 PM (P0fia)

I still have Sabo's tee shirt image of him. Wish THAT Ted Cruz had run...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 02:37 PM (xJa6I)

216 >> They do that for me every time I log in.

*your friend*. Every time *your friend* logs in. wink, wink, nod, nod, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more.

Posted by: Ted's Mom. at September 12, 2017 02:37 PM (8O3HH)

217 I totally believe this, actually. I manage two corporate twitter accounts at work, and then I have a personal account. I thought I was logged into my personal account when I responded to a tweet (political, not porn), but I was actually in my corporate account. I removed it less than 10 minutes later, but if our corporate comms team had gotten wind of it, I would have been in a very bad spot.

Posted by: sunny-dee at September 12, 2017 02:37 PM (QAOZh)

218 News Flash CNN - Today Google reported all their servers crashed at the same time. Their software could not process an avalanche of search requests for 'Hillary pron' today.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 02:37 PM (gqOAX)

219 What do you mean "doubt he has time to watch porn"?Anybody can find 5 minutes twice a day....

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 02:38 PM (rmVvL)

220 Is this a reference to something? Or did you come up with that absurdist scene on your own?

It's not a reference to anything that I know of, but if it is, I want to know. Because that would be awesome.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:38 PM (HtLSE)

221 215 195

I think it's hilarious


Like the Sabo poster of him
Posted by: ThunderB at September 12, 2017 02:31 PM (P0fia)

I still have Sabo's tee shirt image of him. Wish THAT Ted Cruz had run...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 02:37 PM (xJa6I)



Will repeat this 500 times as a joke to show that he has a sense of humor as well?

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 02:38 PM (cAnNx)

222 I see that Ted's video is about mom watching step-daughter.

Because of the accidental actions of an associate, I was once exposed to a pr0n site and I noticed that the "step-relation" is a frequent theme.

Is it supposed to be some kind of "not really incest" if it's with step-children or -siblings? Does that make it less taboo (forbidden fruit attraction)? And if the "step-" makes it less taboo-attractive why wouldn't full-on incest be perv preferred?

But, I don't understand most pr0n... just that stuff Ace links to now and then.

Posted by: mindful webworker's informational inquiry at September 12, 2017 02:38 PM (RUbKA)

223 I once fell 'into' a little boy...

By accident.

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at September 12, 2017 02:38 PM (nmr2M)

224 Maybe it was porn that that was recovered from Bin Laden's hideout and was being reviewed for national security purposes?

Posted by: Some Anonymous Texas Senator at September 12, 2017 02:39 PM (ATVNj)

225 Is this the busty lesbian porn discussion or is that three doors down?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2017 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

226 I hope they lose their minds over it


It would be hilarious

Posted by: ThunderB at September 12, 2017 02:40 PM (P0fia)

227 So if I click on the link behind 'have sex' is it well...sex?

I'm a little gun shy around here. Just sayin.'

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 02:41 PM (nmr2M)

228 I just recently got back on twitter after a loooong hiatus, but I think I can safely say I've never seen porn come up in my twitter feed.

Is this a common thing? Everyone is acting like you could have fat fingered something that just comes by--ace says it could be that someone he follows RT'd it or whatever--but wouldn't you want to explain why it was in your feed in the first place?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 12, 2017 02:41 PM (yL25O)

229 What is this "porn" you all speak of?

Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 02:41 PM (O5Q3r)

230 After you see something a few times its time to move on

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 02:41 PM (ghofu)

231 Anybody can find 5 minutes twice a day....
_________________________________________



Five minutes?

Geesh. That qualifies as dawdling -- borderline malingering.


Posted by: Shep "Quick Shot" Smith at September 12, 2017 02:41 PM (ATVNj)

232 Sporkatus...

*closes browser to FedEx*

Thought would have to dispatch an Emu in a Box present for you.

dwarf in a meat muumuu dancing with dobermans

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 02:42 PM (gqOAX)

233 That dork Screech from Saved By The Bell did porn, why oh why couldn't it have been Kelly?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 02:42 PM (6Ll1u)

234 I accidentally watched five days straight of porn once.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 02:42 PM (nmr2M)

235 And Sonobi-tch is still hanging on

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 02:42 PM (ghofu)

236 Is it supposed to be some kind of "not really incest" if it's with step-children or -siblings?

I wouldn't really know, not having any kink of that kind, but if I were to guess it's an attempt to take the lust-enhancer/primitive brain response of something "forbidden, therefore sexy" and temper the potential for revulsion, walking a narrow line for broadest appeal.

To borrow the dairy farming axiom, maximum of milk, minimum of "moo!".

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:43 PM (HtLSE)

237 Obviously, it must have been of Italian Bird Lady and Time-Displaced Krauthammer...

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 02:43 PM (9TK8E)

238 235 And Sonobi-tch is still hanging on
Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 02:42 PM (ghofu)

Like Richard Marx, wherever you go, whatever you do, it will be right there waiting for you...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2017 02:43 PM (ycWCI)

239 I'm accidentally watching porn right now.

This Trump-MeAgain-Hillary-Bernie flick is a hoot.

The guy playing Sanders has the worst bald-wig ever but he's really into it. "I haven't had head like this since the sixties! Feel the bern!" LOL

I hope I don't stop accidentally watching it till it's over.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 02:44 PM (ul9CR)

240
I call bullshit on the whole thing.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 12, 2017 02:44 PM (S/hVx)

241 To borrow the dairy farming axiom, maximum of milk, minimum of "moo!".
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:43 PM (HtLSE)

Wait, people have phobias about drinking milk... from cows?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2017 02:45 PM (ycWCI)

242 Thought would have to dispatch an Emu in a Box present for you.
Let's be clear - Her Malevolence is more of a Kender than a dwarf, and her fashion sense would have the muumuu strictly beyond consideration. Probably.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:45 PM (HtLSE)

243 Maybe it was the closest the left could come to a James O'Keefe operation. Instead of infiltrating and exposing what the left is, some leftist guy infiltrated Cruz's team in order to slander him. Nothing would surprise me any more.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 02:45 PM (/qEW2)

244 239 Ha!Yeah,I've seen that one.I wont tell you how it ends....

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 02:46 PM (rmVvL)

245 Because of the accidental actions of an associate, I was once exposed to a pr0n site and I noticed that the "step-relation" is a frequent theme.

Is it supposed to be some kind of "not really incest" if it's with step-children or -siblings? Does that make it less taboo (forbidden fruit attraction)? And if the "step-" makes it less taboo-attractive why wouldn't full-on incest be perv preferred?

But, I don't understand most pr0n... just that stuff Ace links to now and then.

Posted by: mindful webworker's informational inquiry at September 12, 2017 02:38 PM (RUbKA)


Good questions. Yes, there is a shit-ton of this genre right now.

I think part of the attraction of the genre is that living under the same roof the possibilities for nearly spontaneous coitus skyrockets. Bedrooms, the shower, on the couch while 'Dad' watches the football game, etc.

Probably guys (who I imagine to be the largest perv-eyors of this pron) think that step-sis is a helluva lot sexier to imagine than actual sister (yuck).

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 12, 2017 02:46 PM (EgwCt)

246 I would never click such a link. Never

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 12, 2017 02:46 PM (eSx+E)

247 It's like cuckhold porn, with sonobi plowing the wife.

Posted by: wooga at September 12, 2017 02:46 PM (8TQ1K)

248 Bridget the Midget says that this is just so wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 02:46 PM (EyPfd)

249 242 Thought would have to dispatch an Emu in a Box present for you.
Let's be clear - Her Malevolence is more of a Kender than a dwarf, and her fashion sense would have the muumuu strictly beyond consideration. Probably.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:45 PM (HtLSE)

Did you just make a... Dragonlance reference? I am not criticizing, just surprised. Soon doorknobs will enter the discussion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2017 02:46 PM (ycWCI)

250 "233 That dork Screech from Saved By The Bell did porn, why oh why couldn't it have been Kelly?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby"



Jesse did Showgirls which was borderline.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 12, 2017 02:47 PM (OD2ni)

251 "The busty MILF pron was titled "Twin Towers"."

Robot Chicken did a short about Micronauts on this theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nKv6ATThug

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2017 02:47 PM (k1TUh)

252 I call bullshit on the whole thing.


Posted by: irongrampa at September 12, 2017 02:44 PM
---

I saw the liked tweet on 4chan last night.

Doubt Cruz did it; he's not my favorite, but he's not stupid.

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 02:47 PM (aT+Bx)

253 Wait, people have phobias about drinking milk... from cows?

The axiom is for minimum of adverse result/complaint, maximum profit. Related to taxation - at least as used by Lord Havelock Vetinari. I maintain that buying-porn-for-money is kind of like taxation.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:47 PM (HtLSE)

254 244 239 Ha!Yeah,I've seen that one.I wont tell you how it ends....

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 02:46 PM (rmVvL)



The Bernie guy demands equal distribution of the money shot?

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 02:47 PM (cAnNx)

255 Next thing you know they will allege Cruz left a pubic hair on one of the female Hill worker's coke can.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 02:48 PM (D0r5+)

256 "Why pay for the cow when you can just make your girlfriend wear some latex udders?"

--Someone, somewhere, probably in San Fransicko

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 02:49 PM (9TK8E)

257 "That dork Screech from Saved By The Bell did porn, why oh why couldn't it have been Kelly?"

I tried to do porn. Everyone kept telling me to put my clothes back on.

Sniff......

My face is still pretty? Right?.......Right.....??

Sniff

Posted by: Elizabeth B. at September 12, 2017 02:49 PM (sf2BM)

258 Did you just make a... Dragonlance reference? I am not criticizing, just surprised. Soon doorknobs will enter the discussion.

I'm that worst kind of person - the kind who's so nerdily "bent" that I make Dragonlance jokes without even being into Dragonlance.

I once saw a WiFi network named "RaistLan" and belly laughed.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:49 PM (HtLSE)

259 Probably guys (who I imagine to be the largest perv-eyors of this pron) think that step-sis is a helluva lot sexier to imagine than actual sister (yuck).

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 12, 2017 02:46 PM (EgwCt)



Oh you're my sister! You're my sister!

Posted by: Joe Dirt at September 12, 2017 02:49 PM (cAnNx)

260 255 Next thing you know they will allege Cruz left a pubic hair on one of the female Hill worker's coke can.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 02:48 PM (D0r5+)

No, that's just straight up insanity. Why 30 years ago we would not even be discussing such a thing...

Wait.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2017 02:49 PM (ycWCI)

261 "255 Next thing you know they will allege Cruz left a pubic hair on one of the female Hill worker's coke can."


I have never heard of this Long Dong Silver guy. But he is hung like a horse.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at September 12, 2017 02:49 PM (OD2ni)

262 Sporkatus...

https://youtu.be/wf_PZ6UCftA

Nyah! Kowai desu ne?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 02:49 PM (gqOAX)

263 Let's be clear - Her Malevolence is more of a Kender than a dwarf, and her fashion sense would have the muumuu strictly beyond consideration. Probably.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:45 PM (HtLSE)



I'll allow it.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at September 12, 2017 02:50 PM (mf5HN)

264 >> Is it supposed to be some kind of "not really incest"

Yes, it's gives an out, not really. They're always trying to come up with something kinky and "forbidden" to hit that part of the reptile brain, but the "step" provides an "out" like was said above.

This particular video is part of a specific type of genre, "MILF and "teens" which is pretty big. The MILF stumbles on the "young 'uns" having at it, but they aren't doing it right, so she helpfully teaches them how.

They'll wear that after a while and move on to something else.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 02:50 PM (8O3HH)

265 Posted by: Benji Carver at September 12, 2017 02:47 PM (OD2ni)

The pool scene was funny it was so ridiculous.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 02:50 PM (D0r5+)

266 258 Did you just make a... Dragonlance reference? I am not criticizing, just surprised. Soon doorknobs will enter the discussion.

I'm that worst kind of person - the kind who's so nerdily "bent" that I make Dragonlance jokes without even being into Dragonlance.

I once saw a WiFi network named "RaistLan" and belly laughed.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:49 PM (HtLSE)


Amazingly, nobody ever references it when "Huma" comes up...

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 02:50 PM (9TK8E)

267 235 And Sonobi-tch is still hanging on.

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 02:42 PM (ghofu)


The Force is strong in me Skip.

Posted by: Sonobi Wan Kenobi at September 12, 2017 02:50 PM (nmr2M)

268 177 Ted, unlock the door. You have been in the shower for over an hour.

Posted by: Ted Cruz's mom
............

Gotta hand it to him, sucker has stamina.

Posted by: Ted's futa pony at September 12, 2017 02:51 PM (HgMAr)

269 Probably guys (who I imagine to be the largest perv-eyors of this pron) think that step-sis is a helluva lot sexier to imagine than actual sister (yuck).


You know nothing of my oeuvre.

Posted by: George R.R. Martin at September 12, 2017 02:51 PM (gIRsn)

270 Hey everybody, just dropping in real quick.

Sonny Bunch says that the best pizza all of New York has to offer is... Sbarro.

http://freebeacon.com/blog/nyc-pizza-fest-debacle-proves-yet-sbarro-tops/

I'm beginning to wonder if maybe he's losing his mind.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2017 02:51 PM (eMKNe)

271 Why pay for the cow when you can just make your girlfriend wear some latex udders?"


I've seen... things. Troubling things.

Still a tossup in my mind whether the disturbingly realistic latex fetish cow or the eight-breasts-with-nipples cross-dressing pig was worse.

I WASN'T EVEN LOOKING FOR PORN EITHER TIME WHAT THE FUCK

Let this be a listen to you: safe search isn't.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:52 PM (HtLSE)

272 Amazingly, nobody ever references it when "Huma" comes up...
Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 02:50 PM (9TK8E)

Because no one can believe Hillary as a beautiful silver dragon?

*Jeez, I did not realize I remembered so much about Dragonlance*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2017 02:53 PM (ycWCI)

273 Doorknobs or at least shiny things

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 02:53 PM (gqOAX)

274 "268 177 Ted, unlock the door. You have been in the shower for over an hour.

Posted by: Ted Cruz's mom
............

Gotta hand it to him, sucker has stamina.
Posted by: Ted's futa pony"


I like to watch the whole movie. For the story.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at September 12, 2017 02:53 PM (OD2ni)

275 I've seen... things. Troubling things.

Still a tossup in my mind whether the disturbingly realistic latex fetish cow or the eight-breasts-with-nipples cross-dressing pig was worse.

I WASN'T EVEN LOOKING FOR PORN EITHER TIME WHAT THE FUCK

Let this be a listen to you: safe search isn't.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:52 PM (HtLSE)

10. It was 10 breasts.

Somebody shoot me.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 02:54 PM (9TK8E)

276 Nyah! Kowai desu ne?
Oh hai Japan. Anyway how's your sex life.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:54 PM (HtLSE)

277 So somebody on Ted Cruz' staff (phrasing) likes porn that depicts a Heidi Cruz lookalike enthusiastically watching people have sex?

That is the excuse?


The only question I have is, "How can a get a job there?" Heidi's kind of a MILF.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 12, 2017 02:55 PM (tbOMB)

278 Hillary's book going to be front and center on the Book Thread? Maybe everyone should read it and do a review.

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 02:55 PM (ghofu)

279 10. It was 10 breasts.


Are you referencing a Dudley Moore movie?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 02:56 PM (gqOAX)

280 Plausible time-line :

(1) Sometime in the wee AM, Randy wanders into the office, click "like" on teh pr0n (after watching or not whateverz). Randy wanders off from tacos.

(2) Sometime later, Sheila from the office comes in, sees the "like". Decides, based on nothing "ZOMG!!!1! Hack!!!". Sheila doesn't know how teh twitterz work. Reports to teh twitter.

(3) Randy comes in later : "Sorry guyz. It was an accident."

(4) "Dammint, Randy".

Posted by: Corndog at September 12, 2017 02:56 PM (p3eEq)

281
What was that crap that was put out about Ted during the primary....something about him hiring hookers and stuff.

One I remember was he supposedly wanted one to dress up like a female judge.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 02:57 PM (8O3HH)

282 Hillary's book going to be front and center on the Book Thread? Maybe everyone should read it and do a review.

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 02:55 PM (ghofu)
............

I'm taking mine to Baja because when you're camping you must burn your TP

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2017 02:57 PM (HgMAr)

283 (5) "That better be sour cream on your hands, Rand."

Posted by: Corndog at September 12, 2017 02:57 PM (p3eEq)

284
And it's not 'watching porn' guys. It's 'continuing research on contemporary sexuality' in hopes of achieving a grant in order to delve deeper into a subject which will have enduring effects on national health and wealth and population.

And then when you score the grant you'll be getting paid to watch porn. Until then, be optimistic and hold the head high.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 12, 2017 02:57 PM (EgwCt)

285 10. It was 10 breasts.
I do believe you're right. Oh, Messrs Black & Decker? I believe you and Mr. Bit, well, I have a job for you.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:58 PM (HtLSE)

286 One I remember was he supposedly wanted one to dress up like a female judge.


All you have to do is ask nicely, you big charmin' hunk!

Posted by: Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 12, 2017 02:58 PM (gIRsn)

287 I think it's hilarious that you can be banned from Twitter for having wrong-think opinions on social and political issues, but Twitter is totes okay with pornographers tweeting videos of some milf becoming subtropical in the panties from watching her stepdaughter get railed.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 12, 2017 02:58 PM (PMkYS)

288 *flicks an ear and shudders*

You Humans are awfully hung up about sex. *shudder* There were really skeevy Humans at the club, which is why hanging with Buaku and causing all kinds of mayhem is so much more fun for Uni and me.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 02:59 PM (gqOAX)

289 So glad I've never used Twitter.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 12, 2017 02:59 PM (dZ756)

290
What the hell was that South Park episode, where Randy was watching weird crap in the "Internet goes out" episode? Something about two Japanese girls puking down each other's throats?

They got some camp where they had limited internet access and he snuck in and fired it up, and they had sound effects.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 02:59 PM (8O3HH)

291 I think my encounter with Disturbing Latex Cow Woman was in a search for a "that's enough internet for today" meme. How appropriate.

It was actually so much worse because the woman *wasn't* a giant ghastly greasebag. Borderline hot.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 03:00 PM (HtLSE)

292 Michelle Malkin - epic self awareness fail look who Hillary complained to about propaganda pushers

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 03:01 PM (ghofu)

293 *runs screaming while grabbign frantically at the ten gallons of brain bleach to chug*

Did Latex Cow Woman have a selfie with Inflated Scrotum Man?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 03:02 PM (gqOAX)

294 Nood, I say, nood!

Posted by: cornbred at September 12, 2017 03:02 PM (VNgpN)

295 I think it's hilarious that you can be banned from
Twitter for having wrong-think opinions on social and political issues,
but Twitter is totes okay with pornographers tweeting videos of some
milf becoming subtropical in the panties from watching her stepdaughter
get railed.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 12, 2017 02:58 PM (PMkYS)


You know nothing of my art.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Guccione at September 12, 2017 03:02 PM (6MRrv)

296 285 10. It was 10 breasts.
I do believe you're right. Oh, Messrs Black & Decker? I believe you and Mr. Bit, well, I have a job for you.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 02:58 PM (HtLSE)

Just be thankful you never saw the latex frog with the meat sword the size of a 7 year old's entire body.

There isn't enough Drano in the world to undo that damage.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 03:02 PM (9TK8E)

297 10. It was 10 breasts.
..........

Nice. Come in Tokyo!

Posted by: Shiva at September 12, 2017 03:02 PM (HgMAr)

298 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2017 03:02 PM (ycWCI)

299 wth - parents went to Mexico few years ago, that was the most bizarre thing they told me.

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 03:03 PM (ghofu)

300 I am just glad it was hetero porn.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at September 12, 2017 03:04 PM (HqpV0)

301
A possible scenario of events was that someone 'guessed' Ted's password. It's far from impossible. Infinite monkeys concept.

Instead of immediately changing the password and locking Ted out, the person decided to have some fun first.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 12, 2017 03:04 PM (EgwCt)

302 290
What the hell was that South Park episode, where Randy was watching weird crap in the "Internet goes out" episode? Something about two Japanese girls puking down each other's throats?

They got some camp where they had limited internet access and he snuck in and fired it up, and they had sound effects.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 02:59 PM (8O3HH)



It was a ghost! This is ectoplasm!

Posted by: Randy Marsh at September 12, 2017 03:06 PM (cAnNx)

303 Ted Cruz will weather this just fine. It was nice to have an innocent giggle, which became louder and more intense and degenerated into an out of control 10 minutes of helpless belly laughs, the kind where you can't stop and you start to get sort of worried at the way people are knocking on the door asking if something's wrong.

Posted by: Monty James at September 12, 2017 03:24 PM (gKOMX)

304 Supposedly the lady in it looks quite a bit like his Mrs (did not and will not watch)

Posted by: Jihadi at September 12, 2017 03:40 PM (KIlnT)

305 284

Same thing with Drudge & the constant links to articles about sex robots.

"It's science, bitches!" (Walter White's sidekick liked to say that, btw)

Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2017 03:43 PM (qyZxC)

306 Other than that Mrs.Lincoln, what did you thingk about the play?

Posted by: Minuteman at September 12, 2017 03:54 PM (QMqEu)

307 For Pete's sake ... I don't believe anything salacious about Cruz anymore. Why? Because I'm familiar with what Vault 7 exposed. It's a fair bet much of what is gossiped about is fake.
But ... with that said ... I really don't care anyway. Haven't we already decided that leaders need to lead, not be our god and moral betters?

Posted by: Crabby at September 12, 2017 03:59 PM (yPsTs)

308 80 ace has access to Ted Cruz's twitter account?
Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 02:08 PM (lALnC)

No. But he has access to Reality Kings.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 12, 2017 04:01 PM (QMqEu)

309 Reason incest is in porn: because porn is satanic (literally) and this is another way to attack the family

Joking aside stay away from this horrible shit

Posted by: Jihadi at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (fhe1i)

310 I thought Reality Kings was a fantasy football betting site. Maybe Ted Cruz did as well.

Seriously, I can't wait for his Senate confirmation hearing, what are all those Democrat MILFs going to grill him on when he's nominated to the Supreme Court.

Could be the first ever Judicial nomination hearing that features must see video testimony.

Posted by: doug at September 13, 2017 01:47 AM (89il5)

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