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Ta-Nehisi Coates Cribs From Gary Gygax For His Latest Essay Saying The Same Thing As All His Other Essays
When Ta-Nehisi Coates isn't writing racist diatribes against White Devils for The Atlantic, he's writing racist diatribes against White Devils for Marvel Comics. They gave him a gig writing Black Panther and another book, Black Panther and the Crew, based on his long experience of and passion for Not Being White.
Black Panther and the Crew was cancelled at issue 2, though six issues had already been written. It's also an astonishingly racist title, probably the most racist book published by a formerly mainstream entertainment company. If you don't believe me, check out this video, in which Black Panther recruits an all-black team of superheroes (who, by the way, Coates turns into racists) who team up to fight the greatest evil in the world: White interlopers moving into Harlem. At one point he writes Storm -- hitherto not written as a black separatist racist -- cracking about white people moving into Harlem, "I can smell the mayonnaise trucks already." If you didn't know, black people knocking white people about mayonnaise is like white people knocking black people about, I don't know, fried chicken. Black people often declare they hate mayonnaise, and that they don't get why white people eat it. Which is fine -- a bit of light joshing won't hurt anyone -- but when such a crack is deployed in a book that portrays white people as evil for "invading" Harlem, it takes on a much more hateful and derogatory air. This video reviews Black Panther and his gang of super-powered black separatist racist continuing their fight against white people moving into Harlem, and in this one, if I remember right, the masterminds behind the idea that White Devils are permitted to move into sacred Harlem are revealed: the Nazi-like group HYDRA, naturally. Spoiler alert. Ta-Nehisi Coates continues being rewarded for his schtick, which is, in the guise of being anti-racist, he spouts off as an out-and-proud racist, but it's okay, because he hates White Devils, who really are an inferior race. Now in the Atlantic he declares Trump the "first White president," and shows off those writing chops that so impressed the political propaganda company formerly known as Marvel Comics. It's all a hoot, but let me boldface the most pubescently purple prose:Cf. Monster Manual, page 99 and infra. N.B. this amulet will show a visible dweomer if Detect Magic is cast; Qqv. the lich's phylactery or the Mummy Lord's canopic jars. By the way, if you're not getting all those musty, archaic, academic and/or legal looking cross-referencing abbreviations, Gary Gygax littered his books with them (see, e.g., the Dungeon Masters Guide, most notoriously, et al.).
To Trump, whiteness is neither notional nor symbolic but is the very core of his power. In this, Trump is not singular. But whereas his forebears carried whiteness like an ancestral talisman, Trump cracked the glowing amulet open, releasing its eldritch energies.
By the way, no one reading Ta-Nehisi's books would ever say "My goodness, that guy is working twice as hard as the average white writer." They would wonder if he's working a quarter as hard as the average writer, or if he's just a talentless political hire. To claim that "white supremacy" permits white people to work "half as hard" as blacks is, get this, racist. Try it around the opposite way and see how that sounds. But that's the whole point of racism -- you are claiming one race is superior and therefore permitted greater liberties and opportunities, and/or another race is inferior and therefore deserving of lesser respect and fewer liberties. Some say Ta-Nehisi Coates is an expert on racism. I agree. He got his Ph.D. in racism not through study, but through practical experience putting theory into practice. Ta-Nehisi Coates, who works twice as hard as the average writer to get his racist books cancelled twice as fast, will now deploy the n-word a whole bunch, which I will obscure by replacing letters with asterisks, because he gets paid to drop n-bombs, whereas members of Inferior Races instead get advertiser boycotts and website bannings.
But that is the point of white supremacy--to ensure that that which all others achieve with maximal effort, white people (particularly white men) achieve with minimal qualification. Barack Obama delivered to black people the hoary message that if they work twice as hard as white people, anything is possible. But Trump’s counter is persuasive: Work half as hard as black people, and even more is possible.
... Replacing Obama is not enough--Trump has made the negation of Obama's legacy the foundation of his own. And this too is whiteness. "Race is an idea, not a fact," the historian Nell Irvin Painter has written, and essential to the construct of a "white race" is the idea of not being a n***er. Before Barack Obama, n***ers could be manufactured out of Sister Souljahs, Willie Hortons, and Dusky Sallys. But Donald Trump arrived in the wake of something more potent--an entire n***er presidency with n***er health care, n***er climate accords, and n***er justice reform, all of which could be targeted for destruction or redemption, thus reifying the idea of being white. Trump truly is something new--the first president whose entire political existence hinges on the fact of a black president. And so it will not suffice to say that Trump is a white man like all the others who rose to become president. He must be called by his rightful honorific--America's first white president.Ta-Nehisi Coates plays this game where he denies there is such a thing as a "white race" at all, but then alternates that with attacking whites. If whites as a race don't exist -- fine, but then why did you write a whole comic book title about the white race "invading" Harlem by paying rent to live there? It's a clown-nose on, clown-nose off thing with him: He can defend against charges of racism by claiming "Hey, I'm not against white people, but whiteness itself, which I maintain doesn't even exist," and the write fantasy revenge stories about black separatist superheroes fighting white people just renting a condo. But that's not what I wanted to talk about. What I wanted to talk about was Ben Domenech seizing on Ta-Nehisi Coates' Dungeons & Dragons fanfic writing style, and parodying it. Taking Coates' luridly stupid line -- "Whereas his forebears carried whiteness like an ancestral talisman, Trump cracked the glowing amulet open, releasing its eldritch energies." -- Domenech just went off in this thread. The whole thread is worth reading, but here are some of my favorites.
Is the whiteness amulet like a random drop or so you have to kill a lich king
— Ben Domenech (@bdomenech) September 7, 2017
Does the whiteness amulet have Taylor Swift's face on it or just contains her glowing essence
— Ben Domenech (@bdomenech) September 7, 2017
Whiteness amulet inventory check
— Ben Domenech (@bdomenech) September 7, 2017
Privilege +10
Guilt +5
SPF 50
McSweeneys +1
Help I picked up the whiteness amulet in a drop and now I'm a Pats fan
— Ben Domenech (@bdomenech) September 7, 2017
You guys it turns out the amulet of whiteness is also a speedpass at area Six Flags
— Ben Domenech (@bdomenech) September 7, 2017
I hadn't fully appreciated the works of Steely Dan but this amulet
— Ben Domenech (@bdomenech) September 7, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bruce at September 08, 2017 04:02 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2017 04:02 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 08, 2017 04:02 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2017 04:02 PM (UoSKV)
Here's a suggestion: change all of the male Black Panthers into CHICKS. Yeah, it'll be gold, Jerry, GOLD!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 04:02 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 08, 2017 04:03 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2017 04:04 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at September 08, 2017 04:05 PM (Fp1nn)
Time for a whiskey run. Back in a bit.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 08, 2017 04:05 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 04:05 PM (Mouru)
Broke open the Amulet Of Whiteness. My car doors automatically lock in median income neighborhoods now and my alarms sets *beepbeep* when I close the door.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2017 04:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 08, 2017 04:05 PM (2wRtc)
You mean Jm J. Bullock? No, I think he actually spelled his name like that, Jm.
Then he died. He ran out of vowels, not me.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:06 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 08, 2017 04:07 PM (Gzs0Z)
If you break open the Amulet of Whiteness inside a Bag of Holding it opens a portal to the pocket dimension of Greenwich, Connetecticut
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:07 PM (8rNrN)
"I'm a BeeYooTiFul butterfly!"
"I'm a BeeYooTiFul butterfly!"
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 08, 2017 04:07 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 08, 2017 04:07 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 08, 2017 04:05 PM (2wRtc)
Been going on for years. 8 at least.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 08, 2017 04:08 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:08 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 04:08 PM (r8Hiq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 04:08 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2017 04:08 PM (8ZHdq)
There went the neighborhood, he said.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 08, 2017 04:08 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 08, 2017 04:07 PM (O5Q3r)
First time I saw that name (here) I figured it was a chick.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 08, 2017 04:08 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 08, 2017 04:08 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 04:08 PM (9xpg1)
Posted by: 80's music fan at September 08, 2017 04:09 PM (xaJIp)
Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2017 04:09 PM (tNw24)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2017 04:09 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2017 04:09 PM (0tfLf)
You mean Jm J. Bullock? No, I think he actually spelled his name like that, Jm.
Then he died. He ran out of vowels, not me.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:06 PM (8rNrN
Maybe a Finnish guy stole all his vowels.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 08, 2017 04:09 PM (Gzs0Z)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 08, 2017 04:09 PM (Njv7i)
Oh right, we're supposed to play along with the lefts' operating dictate that only our side hatespeeches.
Hey, whatever, we're racist. so are you.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:10 PM (DQdye)
as the average white writer." They would wonder if he's working a
quarter as hard as the average writer, or if he's just a talentless
political hire.
I have to disagree with you here, Ace. I don't think anyone wonders about this.
Posted by: pep at September 08, 2017 04:10 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2017 04:08 PM (8ZHdq)
Number?
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 08, 2017 04:10 PM (Jcg9Q)
Animals have sub-species, domesticated animals have breeds.
Humans have sub-species, aka races.
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at September 08, 2017 04:10 PM (Fp1nn)
Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2017 04:09 PM (tNw24)
The AoSHQ editorial review staff is hitting the sauce early this Friday.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 04:10 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: John Cusack at September 08, 2017 04:10 PM (H8S+R)
Oh, I know you don't remember...I count on that fact.
I mention it b/c you seem like a different person now. Haven't seen anything similar. But that was a heated time.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 08, 2017 04:10 PM (yUPCi)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 08, 2017 04:10 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: pep at September 08, 2017 04:10 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 04:11 PM (9xpg1)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 08, 2017 04:11 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 08, 2017 04:11 PM (Mouru)
and classical music. The headquarters of these evil white men
alternate between the X games, Monster truck rallies and Rodeos.
Don't forget Freddy's Fashion Mart.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 08, 2017 04:11 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Tentotwo at September 08, 2017 04:11 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 08, 2017 04:12 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 08, 2017 04:12 PM (H8S+R)
So, Coates's hatespeech is also homophobix
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:12 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: Have I told you about my 20th level paladin? at September 08, 2017 04:12 PM (A3edJ)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 08, 2017 04:10 PM (yUPCi)
It was a heated time for a lot of us. Some of us even got banned on occasion.
*looks around*
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 08, 2017 04:12 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2017 04:12 PM (7m3t8)
Stop it
we can post: fuck, shit, cockgobbler, cumrunner, dick muncher, carpet muncher, and taint.
But its an affront to humanity to quote the N word in a nonperjorative copy and paste.
Yaall missed the whole point of the thread, huh.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2017 04:12 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2017 04:12 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 08, 2017 04:12 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2017 04:12 PM (mxS7w)
Posted by: Don Q. at September 08, 2017 04:12 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: irright at September 08, 2017 04:13 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 08, 2017 04:13 PM (Gzs0Z)
*rolls 3 on a d20*
...and now you're called a Nazi, doxxed and lose your job.
Posted by: Dungeon Master at September 08, 2017 04:13 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 08, 2017 04:13 PM (10LGw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 08, 2017 04:14 PM (Nwg0u)
They helped save NYC in the late 70s / early 80s. They moved in, when everyone else was running out.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 08, 2017 04:14 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 08, 2017 04:14 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Elizabeth "Warbonnet" Warren at September 08, 2017 04:14 PM (Mouru)
Ta-Naheshi ... Gygax ... What's with all these ridiculous names? They sound like the made-up characters from some stupid Stephen Glass story featured in the New Repubic.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2017 04:14 PM (rZ+mb)
This writer thinks they need to fight, to stay segregated?
Am I missing something here?
Posted by: Don Q. at September 08, 2017 04:12 PM (NgKpN)
They'd be shocked at how many of us would help them with that very thing.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 08, 2017 04:14 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at September 08, 2017 04:14 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2017 04:14 PM (tNw24)
Soooo...
This writer thinks they need to fight, to stay segregated?
Am I missing something here?
Posted by: Don Q.
Indifference to gibberish.
Posted by: pep at September 08, 2017 04:14 PM (LAe3v)
Black loonies like Coates say that being black is like playing a game that's rigged. Being a straight white guy, I play in expert, legendary mode, bitches.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:15 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 04:15 PM (9xpg1)
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I wonder if they'll eventually want their own drinking fountains and lunch counters.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2017 04:15 PM (8XRCm)
Tennessee Tuxedo was a really good writer before he went into racisty racism. My recollection is that he was raised in one of the Black Panther or Nation of Islam or Shabazz menages. After some of his sillier writings in the past few years, I hear everything he writes in Don Adams' voice.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 08, 2017 04:15 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at September 08, 2017 04:14 PM (QQ+il)
I read that as Tennessee Ernie Ford for some reason.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (Jcg9Q)
I didn't know black people didn't like mayonnaise. How do they make a tuna sandwich, a chicken salad, or a BLT? Tell me.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2017 04:12 PM (7m3t
It's not that they don't like mayonnaise. It's that they can't open the amulet to get at it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (2z74n)
This writer thinks they need to fight, to stay segregated?
Am I missing something here
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they want the appurtenances of being around whitey without having to deal with us. It's complicated but if you've been to college, you've seen it.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (DQdye)
I'm so woke that I don't even use n****r. I now write "******" just to be sure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (Mouru)
Forget it, Jake. It's Hysteriatown.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (H8S+R)
The trek to Washing was forced upon Trmup when the soldiers of Rayn were leashed upon him by a faithless conglomerate he had wooed. His scandalous activities throughout the Yerkian city had unleashed throngs of havoc and uproar among it's refined patricians, leading them to tack a heavy reward over his head...
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (r8Hiq)
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Philly Cream Cheese
honky
Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (8XRCm)
He did what to the who now?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (QQ+il)
***
or to put it another way, it's very rare to have that one black token friend what is a trope in movies and tv.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (r8Hiq)
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Thats cuz they've all been over exposed to your Amulet of Whiteness.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (DQdye)
And they still want our money. I say cut them off.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Imran Awan at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (/qEW2)
Asians and Latinos ain't putting up with this bullshit.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (2JcMg)
Posted by: Landos BFG at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (oga8p)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (oZ6kz)
My Street Lord
Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna
Posted by: George Harrison at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (0mRoj)
Video of Shep Smith getting sworn at by NOLA resident Live on air:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8gnr3dl
(Note, there's video, but Shep was calling in via phone, so you can't see him.)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Picric at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (uvAuw)
***
I worked at a prominent fast food chain in a metropolitan area with some degree of diversity and, you know what. They did like mayo...at least on tuna fish subs.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (0mRoj)
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Best Southpark EVER.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2017 04:18 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Imran Awan at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (/qEW2)
White, oily and spoiled?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (DQdye)
And they still want our money. I say cut them off.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe!
...
um, let's calm down and focus on this guy's racism instead of engaging in his tactics, huh?
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:18 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2017 04:19 PM (tNw24)
It's not that they don't like mayonnaise. It's that they can't open the amulet to get at it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (tbOMB)
++
LOL
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2017 04:19 PM (7m3t8)
My hunch is his real name has a Wayne in it somewhere.
Posted by: DanMan at September 08, 2017 04:19 PM (XTiHL)
Best Southpark EVER.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2017 04:18 PM (8XRCm)
It's way up there for sure. The Song of Ass and Fire mini-series was awesome too.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:19 PM (0mRoj)
I didn't say it so I can't be banned for it, right?
Posted by: Max Power at September 08, 2017 04:19 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 08, 2017 04:19 PM (2wRtc)
New Racial Ability...
Power Word Racist: If a Wisdom save is not made, enemy immediately surrenders. If a critical failure is rolled, enemy Polymorphs into a fake facsimile of your race and class.
Posted by: Don Q. at September 08, 2017 04:19 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: huerfano at September 08, 2017 04:19 PM (Dp2K8)
Posted by: Imran Awan at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (/qEW2)
Thickly spread across a sesame seed bun?
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 08, 2017 04:19 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 08, 2017 04:10 PM (yUPCi)
It was a heated time for a lot of us. Some of us even got banned on occasion.
*looks around*
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 08, 2017 04:12 PM (Jcg9Q)
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Ha! I have seen some of those references now. Which explains alot. And, of course, I just plopped myself down & posted. Bad manners. I can't remember why I did either. It must have been an Instapundit link.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 08, 2017 04:20 PM (yUPCi)
Y'know, when I saw that antiquated verbiage I wasn't thinking D and D and Gary Gygax, I was thinking HP Lovecraft (especially the word "eldritch").
Which is REALLY funny, because HPL was known to be virulently racist.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2017 04:20 PM (veoSD)
I conclude from this analysis that Ta-Nehisi Coates is an ignorant racist douchebag.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 08, 2017 04:20 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2017 04:20 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (Jcg9Q)
Honestly? i am willing to pay for a resettlement program for Coates and his ilk, so long asthey don't come back. Liberia redux. They will never like this nation and always hate it, so why not help them leave.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 08, 2017 04:20 PM (ujg0T)
um, let's calm down and focus on this guy's racism instead of engaging in his tactics, huh?
***
it is the problem with dealing without racism when you're not used to it. Maybe instead of fighting fire with fire we do the anit-fa method of "oh, so you accept all your side's faults ever?" thing?
I dunno.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:20 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: Imran Awan at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (/qEW2)
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You stick french fries in your women.?
Gross.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2017 04:21 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2017 04:21 PM (BWL+E)
Oh, I know you don't remember...I count on that fact.
I mention it b/c you seem like a different person now. Haven't seen anything similar. But that was a heated time.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 08, 2017 04:10 PM (yUPCi)
I've always been...different. But it certainly was a heated time.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:21 PM (0mRoj)
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Ta-Neheshi Coates...where would a name like that come from?
My hunch is his real name has a Wayne in it somewhere.
Posted by: DanMan at September 08, 2017 04:19 PM
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Dad was a black panther. Probably means "kill-whitey" in Swahili.
Posted by: irright at September 08, 2017 04:21 PM (pMGkg)
-2 circumstance bonus to Perform (Dance)
+50 to credit score / +4 on Diplomacy checks at any village bank, guild or credit union
+2 sacred bonus to AC against attacks from bill collectors
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 08, 2017 04:21 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Imran Awan at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (/qEW2)
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You stick french fries in your women.?
Gross.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2017 04:21 PM (8XRCm)
Coates is Dutch?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:18 PM (8rNrN)
I'm calm as a napping baby. Mainly because I'm going whiskey shopping.
Ciao!!
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 08, 2017 04:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 08, 2017 04:21 PM (t06LC)
honky
Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2017 04:16 PM (8XRCm)
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LOL. I would think that using cream cheese would make it too rich to eat very much.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2017 04:22 PM (7m3t8)
Posted by: Michael Richards. at September 08, 2017 04:22 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Picric at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (uvAuw)
School board meetings? PTA? You *must* raise hell about this, and get your son out of there if that does not work.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 08, 2017 04:22 PM (ujg0T)
Pro Tip: Your study should be submitted for peer review before you publicize it further.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 04:22 PM (Mouru)
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You write sixteen crocks and what do you get?
Street Lord street cred for writing a bunch of shit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 08, 2017 04:22 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:22 PM (DQdye)
And all I got is the whiteness guilt...
Posted by: Landos BFG at September 08, 2017 04:22 PM (oga8p)
Dad probably works at the Post Office now.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 08, 2017 04:22 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 04:22 PM (r8Hiq)
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:23 PM (DQdye)
A few of you others are going right where I keep telling you not to go -- right into "I hate black people" mode.
Please stop.
The "separate species" line from whoever that was: You really shoudn't even be on this thread, which is criticizing Ta-Neheshi Coates, given that you have so much overlap with him.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:23 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 04:23 PM (r8Hiq)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2017 04:23 PM (KU5YJ)
Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2017 04:23 PM (tNw24)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 08, 2017 04:24 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: irright at September 08, 2017 04:24 PM (pMGkg)
He's let hate color is worldview as thoroughly as it colored a certain Austrian Corporal.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 08, 2017 04:24 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 04:24 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 08, 2017 04:24 PM (hscyr)
I am always amused by the attitude of American blacks that all blacks, everywhere, feel a kinship with them and think just like they do because of a similar skin tone.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 04:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 08, 2017 04:25 PM (tbOMB)
it is the problem with dealing without racism when you're not used to it. Maybe instead of fighting fire with fire we do the anit-fa method of "oh, so you accept all your side's faults ever?" thing?
I dunno.
...
sounds like a fantastic idea for your own blog. Get cracking on it.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:25 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2017 04:25 PM (7m3t8)
Ta Neheshi Coates
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Wasnt that "She Stands with Fists" first husband before Kevin Costner found her on the prairie.?
Or was that bad Indians name in The Last of the Mohicans.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2017 04:25 PM (8XRCm)
We figured that humans would be less racist towards other humans because most of their racism would be directed at the demi-human races - gnomes, elves, halflings and dwarves in particular, but also orcs and ogres and such.
Of course we also had a character in D20 Modern who played a blaxplotation-parody character trying to take down 'The Man,' so maybe we're not the best fit to opine on the subject.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 08, 2017 04:25 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 04:26 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2017 04:26 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2017 04:26 PM (tNw24)
Posted by: moviegique at September 08, 2017 04:26 PM (7zeA4)
Yeah, like I'm going to make a comment in this thread.
I'll just go quietly to my grave, flaming Goodyear radial wrapped around my neck.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 08, 2017 04:26 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2017 04:26 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: The White Guy at the Counter at September 08, 2017 04:27 PM (QQ+il)
Ta Neheshi Coates
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Wasnt that "She Stands with Fists" first husband before Kevin Costner found her on the prairie.?
Or was that bad Indians name in The Last of the Mohicans.
Sounds like a bad name in any movie...
Posted by: Landos BFG at September 08, 2017 04:27 PM (oga8p)
But then some jackass like Ta-Nehisi Coates comes along, not offering solutions to the problems in those communities, but simply playing the victim and demanding we all acknowledge how hard they have it. And then confess that people like me have it terribly easy in life, as if our accomplishments and struggles don't really count, because white privilege!
Well, whatever, guy. Fuck any conversation or solutions we might have. Enjoy the status quo!
Posted by: CPT11A at September 08, 2017 04:27 PM (2OS9i)
Posted by: D&D Hack Stand Up at September 08, 2017 04:27 PM (oZ6kz)
Amulet of Whiteness, baby. Just show it at the door.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 04:27 PM (Mouru)
Huh.
He needs to take off the cursed belt of gender switch and get back to doing nails in a salon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 08, 2017 04:27 PM (xJa6I)
F*** him with a Telephone Pole until his distended anus is the size of the Grand Canyon.
Ta-Nehisi is NOT "my people", and I will not be held responsible for his reprehensible evil bullshit.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 08, 2017 04:28 PM (CMbMd)
yeah, the Diversity and Comics guy points that out -- many of the characters in this black separatist super-"hero" group have almost no connection to Harlem at all, and yet are fanatically dedicated to defending its "borders" against white invaders.
Storm is a princess from Africa, Black Panther is a King from Africa. If they spent any time in Harlem before, it was of very short duration.
But for some reason, black kings and princesses from a different continent have decided that defending harlem is now priority A-#1.
oh, and I haven't been to Harlem in a while, but this video guy says that it's not like the 70s anymore, and is already fairly integrated (note Bill Clinton's office is there), and if Ta-Neheshi Coates wants to fight for Harlem's black racial purity, he should have started doing so 30 years ago.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:28 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 08, 2017 04:28 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 04:29 PM (r8Hiq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 08, 2017 04:29 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 08, 2017 04:29 PM (O5Q3r)
So does this mean that I've been overooking a weird racial subtext in the relationship between Lou Gosset Jr. and Richard Gere in An Officer and a Gentleman?
Posted by: i iz confused? at September 08, 2017 04:29 PM (A3edJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: bergerbilder at September 08, 2017 04:29 PM (lIZQs)
If every trace of race consciousness were to disappear tomorrow, what would Ta-Neheshi Coates do for a living?
Wait, don't answer that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2017 04:29 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 08, 2017 04:29 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2017 04:30 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 08, 2017 04:30 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: rickl at September 08, 2017 04:30 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 04:30 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: mark1971 at September 08, 2017 04:30 PM (xPl2J)
We figured that humans would be less racist towards other humans because most of their racism would be directed at the demi-human races - gnomes, elves, halflings and dwarves in particular, but also orcs and ogres and such.
Of course we also had a character in D20 Modern who played a blaxplotation-parody character trying to take down 'The Man,' so maybe we're not the best fit to opine on the subject.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 08, 2017 04:25 PM (oZ6kz)
Heh. I played a Blacksploitation character in Shadowrun. Smooth Charles, he was one baaaaaaad motherfuc-
ahem.
Anyway. I doubt new sentient races would really affect racism, it would likely make it worse. Everyone and everything is wired to hate what doesn't look like them. Likely see more balkanization, not less.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 08, 2017 04:30 PM (xJa6I)
If every trace of race consciousness were to disappear tomorrow, what would Ta-Neheshi Coates do for a living?
Wait, don't answer that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2017 04:29 PM (BWL+E)
I'm thinking stable mucker or three-card-monte hustler.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:30 PM (0mRoj)
I buy Japanese mayonnaise, made in Japan, imported from Japan, at the local Japanese market.
::: confused face :::
Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2017 04:30 PM (ujwCG)
Do these idiots realize that Europe developed a white Christian civilization long before slaves ever set foot in America? The construct of Western Civilization is based on the legacy of both Greco-Romanism and Judeo-Christianity. Africans had fuck all to do with that.
It must be nice to think everything revolves around and is in reaction to you. I felt that way when I was 15, but I grew out of it.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 04:30 PM (ZM2xo)
It's like the stereotype of blacks liking fried chicken and watermelon, which were SOUTHERN things, not black. But when piles of black southerners moved up north, the northerners associated them with the race rather than the region.
Likewise with "soul food," which is just poor-southerner food and not distinctively black.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 08, 2017 04:31 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: CPT11A at September 08, 2017 04:31 PM (2OS9i)
Posted by: mark1971 at September 08, 2017 04:30 PM (xPl2J)
I embrace the power of 'and' personally....though I hate the hour-long setup of Axis and Allies.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 08, 2017 04:31 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2017 04:31 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: redc1c4, who is out of GAS at September 08, 2017 04:31 PM (ifaj+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 04:31 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Samual L Jackson at September 08, 2017 04:31 PM (tNw24)
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And kept that white trash cracker ass out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 08, 2017 04:31 PM (Nwg0u)
The Amulet of Whiteness! Don't leave home without it!
Posted by: tu3031 at September 08, 2017 04:29 PM (O5Q3r)
Word. I forgot my amulet once, and they made me pay for my groceries. How do people live like that?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 08, 2017 04:31 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:28 PM (8rNrN)
Harlem was a Jewish neighborhood before there were any blacks there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2017 04:31 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 04:29 PM (r8Hiq)
I grew up in a New Jersey city with a large black population, and you are correct. It's more prevalent now....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2017 04:32 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2017 04:30 PM (7uYFy)
He's just another Al Sharpton-esque Bullshit artist burying what honest black people who don't want ANY part of this communism/race-war shit in order to win the approval (and handouts) of Guilty White Liberals.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 08, 2017 04:32 PM (CMbMd)
My dad gave me my own Amulet of Whiteness when I was 8. He told me that I should only use this immense power with a solemn gravity about the gift I was receiving, then said, "Nah, just fukkin with you, this now means you can drive drunk and smoke in hotel rooms"
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:32 PM (8rNrN)
And white liberals are worse than Coates. I hope you tell them to go F themselves every opportunity you get.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 04:32 PM (r8Hiq)
I thought it was in the back of the Yankee Candle store in Hartford Connecticut. No wonder I can never find the good stuff in these dungeon crawls!
Posted by: Landos BFG at September 08, 2017 04:32 PM (oga8p)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2017 04:32 PM (mxS7w)
***
this made me laugh, I don't know why.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:32 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: Hooper X at September 08, 2017 04:32 PM (u92ZT)
Is this Amulet of Whiteness available in gay and straight models?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2017 04:32 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2017 04:32 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:32 PM (0mRoj)
so she MIGHT be more positively inclined to Americans than would, say, an Ethiopian immigrant.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 08, 2017 04:33 PM (4DCPV)
Posted by: no good deed at September 08, 2017 04:33 PM (eIQHF)
Harlem was a Jewish neighborhood before there were any blacks there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2017 04:31 PM (rZ+mb)
I think it was Italian before blacks moved in, and before that Dutch. It's named after Haarlem in the Netherlands.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2017 04:33 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: CPT11A at September 08, 2017 04:33 PM (2OS9i)
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:33 PM (DQdye)
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I don't know anything about this Dungeons and Dragons crap. I played Axis and Allies like real men do.
Posted by: mark1971 at September 08, 2017 04:30 PM
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And you have to get up at 5 AM to get that sucker set up if you want to play in the afternoon.
Posted by: irright at September 08, 2017 04:33 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 08, 2017 04:33 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 08, 2017 04:33 PM (wpJDK)
The answer may surprise him.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:33 PM (DQdye)
FIND OUT USING THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:33 PM (0mRoj)
+++
Going to be a new Netflix show called Bright that may deal with this
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2017 04:34 PM (KU5YJ)
****
um, it sounds more like you used the Amulet of Democrat Office Holder.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:34 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 04:34 PM (Mouru)
F*** him with a Telephone Pole until his distended anus is the size of the Grand Canyon.
Ta-Nehisi is NOT "my people", and I will not be held responsible for his reprehensible evil bullshit.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 08, 2017 04:28 PM (CMbMd)
Poetry. Sheer poetry.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 08, 2017 04:34 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2017 04:34 PM (/Qs0S)
um, it sounds more like you used the Amulet of Democrat Office Holder.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:34 PM (DQdye)
You hush. You'll ruin my grift.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:34 PM (0mRoj)
Like they're his to do with as he wishes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 04:35 PM (oVJmc)
I only have to work 25% as much to get ahead!
Posted by: Max Power at September 08, 2017 04:35 PM (q177U)
Also, please deliver one to that Coates fellow. He wants one real bad!
Love,
Me
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 08, 2017 04:35 PM (yUPCi)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:32 PM (0mRoj)
+++
LOL
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2017 04:35 PM (7m3t8)
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at September 08, 2017 04:35 PM (i6shs)
Strangely enough, the GOP is NOT happy.
/too much work for him? Will interrupt his office sleepy time?
Posted by: shibumi at September 08, 2017 04:35 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: irright at September 08, 2017 04:33 PM (pMGkg)
We used to start in the afternoon and play until 5 AM.
Posted by: mark1971 at September 08, 2017 04:35 PM (xPl2J)
...
sounds like a fantastic idea for your own blog. Get cracking on it.
Posted by: ace
*****
but I don't have a bl...
oh
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:35 PM (DQdye)
Have you seen their sales lately? Apparently, it's no one.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 04:35 PM (oVJmc)
And white liberals are worse than Coates. I hope you tell them to go F themselves every opportunity you get.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 04:32 PM (r8Hiq)
I see people like Coates as a different creature entirely. Cynically burying "his people" (as most people would call them) under metric fvck-tons of hatred and bullshit in order to line his own pockets and get praised by mind-numbed Guilty White Liberals.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 08, 2017 04:36 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2017 04:36 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2017 04:32 PM (XFue2)
The answer is 'almost no one', thanks to the idiots and ideologues running Marvel Comics for last 18 years.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 08, 2017 04:36 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2017 04:36 PM (7uYFy)
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Damn wooden shoed tulip-lovers!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 08, 2017 04:36 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 08, 2017 04:36 PM (uXS+k)
"Bill Clinton?"
Billy Jeff's post-presidential offices are in Harlem. He is only very rarely seen there in person.
Hillary showed up there quite a bit. As part of her brilliant master strategy to focus primarily on northeastern urban liberal voting strongholds, in states which were a lock for her, while ignoring the entire states of Wisconsin and Michigan.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2017 04:36 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Belloq, White Man and Evil Archaeologist at September 08, 2017 04:36 PM (8rNrN)
I denounce myself, and I denounce this delicious fried chicken into my belly.
Posted by: Fritz at September 08, 2017 04:37 PM (D0riW)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 08, 2017 04:37 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 08, 2017 04:37 PM (O5Q3r)
Tough day for country music fans.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2017 04:37 PM (/Qs0S)
Have you seen their sales lately? Apparently, it's no one.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 04:35 PM (oVJmc)
Same thing as Hollywood. Sales are flagging because of in-your-face SJW bullshit? Double down! More racism! More ghey shit! More Republican-bashing!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:37 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 04:37 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2017 04:36 PM (XFue2)
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You cant order it.
But it's in every peach shake they make.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2017 04:37 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ShainS at September 08, 2017 04:37 PM (LtfJl)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 08, 2017 04:37 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Jean at September 08, 2017 04:38 PM (g/V/i)
you mean the Childless Weirdoes and Filthy Casuals?
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:38 PM (8rNrN)
***
sort of like how Gimli and Jon Snow were able to put aside the differences between darves and glingons to become good friends and to gay marry and live in the mines of Dantooine.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:38 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2017 04:34 PM (/Qs0S)
Country singer Don Williams also died today.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2017 04:38 PM (7uYFy)
Dear lord , Ace, that is epic.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at September 08, 2017 04:38 PM (fftfA)
Da-sheikee Coatrack, or whatever the fuck his name is, started the shit. Don't start none, won't be none.
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at September 08, 2017 04:38 PM (i6shs)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 08, 2017 04:38 PM (vmsda)
Not even a hint of pretentious pseudo-intellectualism.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2017 04:38 PM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Picric at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (uvAuw)
School board meetings? PTA? You *must* raise hell about this, and get your son out of there if that does not work.
Cur, his English teacher was a speaker at the DNC last year. My wife teaches there and was warned to stay out of politics. Watching this like my level 30 thief watching a Dragon's Horde.
Posted by: Picric at September 08, 2017 04:38 PM (uvAuw)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2017 04:38 PM (8XRCm)
Nope. It was farmland until the late 1800s. In the 1880s, elevated rail lines were moving that direction and speculators built a bunch of row houses and tenements because they suspected people would move in. Then a recession hit. The speculators got stuck with property on their hands that nobody was buying.
The speculators were approached by a Real Estate guy named Payton who suggested he could fill their properties with black people. The speculators jumped at the chance. From that point to the late 70s it was an almost entirely black neighborhood.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2017 04:39 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 08, 2017 04:39 PM (FaJJv)
I think it was Eddie Murphy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 04:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 08, 2017 04:39 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2017 04:39 PM (XFue2)
Gentry, was killed the afternoon in a helicopter crash on his way to
the duo's concert.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2017 04:34 PM (/Qs0S)
OMG
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2017 04:39 PM (mxS7w)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 08, 2017 04:38 PM (vmsda)
Unfortunately it detracts from your Save versus Grope roll.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:39 PM (0mRoj)
it's got some Tifinagh symbols and a mostly-obscured star of David on it in addition to the usual bland white shit.
to Coates, the star probably makes it even worse.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 08, 2017 04:40 PM (4DCPV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 08, 2017 04:40 PM (Nwg0u)
****
I donno, it's not like we're like asians with math...kidding!
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:40 PM (DQdye)
Movement Modes: 30ft Walk, Hybrid Cars, Uber and/or Lyft
DR 15/Kale
...
hah!
WHITENESS PUDDING
# Appearing: 100-10,000
LAIR: Bed Bath and Beyond
TREASURE TYPE: All. They're rich AF.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:40 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 08, 2017 04:40 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at September 08, 2017 04:40 PM (fftfA)
East St. Louis was upscale back in the 1940s.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 04:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:40 PM (0mRoj)
No hint. It smacked everybody over the head with a 2&4.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2017 04:40 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 04:40 PM (rmVvL)
# Appearing: 100-10,000
LAIR: Bed Bath and Beyond
TREASURE TYPE: All. They're rich AF.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:40 PM (8rNrN)
Gelatinous Rube.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2017 04:41 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2017 04:39 PM (XFue2)
I don't think I'll ever hate any other human being even HALF as much as the hate I can summon up for Pharaoh Obeyme.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 08, 2017 04:41 PM (CMbMd)
That's how you level up your amulet. Every pumpkin spice latte from Starbuck's and jar of Nutella counts too.
Posted by: no good deed at September 08, 2017 04:41 PM (eIQHF)
Bet they have statues too.
Posted by: Pussy Galore at September 08, 2017 04:41 PM (VFhMt)
Posted by: mark1971 at September 08, 2017 04:41 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 04:40 PM (rmVvL)
Nobody said power didn't come with a cost.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:41 PM (0mRoj)
Tenahisi said it not me. I'd replace the "n"s with incompetent and misguided and be spot on.
Posted by: golfman at September 08, 2017 04:41 PM (48QDY)
Won't be making *that* mistake again.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2017 04:41 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 04:41 PM (ZM2xo)
No. I thought you had it.
Damn it, Donald. I told you not to lose the Amulet of Whiteness!
Well, so much for white supremacy.
Posted by: Ozzie Nelson at September 08, 2017 04:42 PM (YqcVw)
Posted by: SGT Stumpy at September 08, 2017 04:42 PM (P4k+S)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 04:42 PM (oVJmc)
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I don't know but too many are running with this preposterous theme. It makes me weep.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2017 04:42 PM (7m3t8)
Da-sheikee Coatrack, or whatever the fuck his name is, started the shit. Don't start none, won't be none.
...
I know, so many people are so sure I put up the N***er Signal and so disappointed when I say "No, actually I was criticizing someone for racism, not inviting you to pass some memes you saw on a racist site"
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:42 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 08, 2017 04:38 PM (vmsda)
Yeah, but you need the TSA Pre-check enchantment added to the Amulet of Whiteness.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 08, 2017 04:42 PM (xJa6I)
UGG-UGGS
I don't understand why anyone wears those things. They are completely unflattering to nicely shaped legs and make women look like they're transitioning to be some sort of furry bear like creatures.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2017 04:42 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 08, 2017 04:43 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at September 08, 2017 04:43 PM (fftfA)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 08, 2017 04:43 PM (4DCPV)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 08, 2017 04:33 PM (tbOMB) "
Close - Race is a Living Construct with the (Social) subtype, so it's immune to mind-affecting spells and precision damage.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 08, 2017 04:43 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: irright at September 08, 2017 04:43 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 08, 2017 04:43 PM (HtLSE)
Who's the dusky dwarven warrior who's a sex machine to all the chicks?
::: chorus :::
Mine-Shaft!!!
Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2017 04:44 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Wayne Newton at September 08, 2017 04:44 PM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Dr Spank
nice idea but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Twitter's Social Justice Enforcement Council hasn't taken your complaints seriously yet, huh?
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:44 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2017 04:44 PM (KU5YJ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 08, 2017 04:44 PM (hscyr)
Where the temple prostitutes all wear U*g*g boots.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:40 PM (0mRoj)
I'm still going.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 08, 2017 04:44 PM (xJa6I)
One word: Fetish.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 08, 2017 04:44 PM (HtLSE)
The amulet of whiteness gets you 3 for 1 pizzas at dominos (walk-in only) and a hefty discount at trashy lingerie.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 08, 2017 04:43 PM (hscyr)
That might be the amulet of boobness, which I hear works wonders on traffic cops.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 08, 2017 04:44 PM (tbOMB)
Enough?
More!
Enough?
More!
***repeat 4 more times.
Posted by: golfman at September 08, 2017 04:45 PM (48QDY)
Yeah, it's fucked up, but it's also super ironic. My friend is a Trump supporting lawyer in Miami- he left for his family home in PA three days ago. I'm betting most other Trump or right-leaning types did the same.
Who's not going to run from Irma? The same people who didn't flee Harvey. Those who CANNOT. Low income minorities living in rundown urban areas. 90% of whom vote Democrat.
Posted by: CPT11A at September 08, 2017 04:45 PM (2OS9i)
The answer may surprise him.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka
Marvel will try to force retail outlets to buy his comics, no matter how badly they sell - wasn't that another article that was here a week or so ago?
Marvel wants to be SJW more than it wants to turn a profit. So as long as he writes in the right vein, they will be pleased with his work.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 08, 2017 04:45 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 08, 2017 04:45 PM (xJa6I)
++++
I don't know but too many are running with this preposterous theme. It makes me weep.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2017 04:42 PM (7m3t
I can't even get a fucking date, but the black guys I know are banging chicks four at a time--without at least buying them dinner.
Well, I guess they are working FOUR times as hard as me...
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2017 04:45 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2017 04:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 08, 2017 04:45 PM (+F0Wk)
Miracle Whip is Synthetic Whiteness
Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2017 04:46 PM (tNw24)
Whites move in: "Gentrification! You're terrible."
Whites stay put (not buying or selling): "Exclusivity! You're terrible."
Yeah.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2017 04:46 PM (jhqr1)
when you're cancelled at issue 2, geeze. I dunno.
Issue 1 usually gets a big jump in sales (speculators think all #1's are worth having), and even issue 2 gets some speculator play.
I don't know how the hell you get cancelled in book 2, or how an editor (probably a white SJW too afraid to criticize a black guy) doesn't caution a writer away from explicit racism.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:46 PM (8rNrN)
See, wight/white, HA HA.
Actually that's a joke, so some joking aside. Not all.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 08, 2017 04:46 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 08, 2017 04:47 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Racist Guy Who's Very Strict About What Is and Isn't White at September 08, 2017 04:47 PM (8rNrN)
Settled by the Dutch in the late 1600s. Mostly farmland until the late 1800s.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2017 04:47 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2017 04:47 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: A Grue at September 08, 2017 04:47 PM (tNw24)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 08, 2017 04:33 PM (tbOMB) "
Close - Race is a Living Construct with the (Social) subtype, so it's immune to mind-affecting spells and precision damage.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 08, 2017 04:43 PM (oZ6kz)
It's some kind of...race golem?
Kill it with fire! I'll get the Adamantine bullets!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 08, 2017 04:47 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: baldilocks at September 08, 2017 04:47 PM (SIP8o)
Sadly the Amulet of Whiteness is also a -4 to dick size and -5 for rhythm...
Posted by: steevy
Small price to pay.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2017 04:48 PM (IqV8l)
I mean, If I were writing about them I'd have them save the statue of liberty or something. Fight off the Skrulls.... not running around "Yo white people, this is OUR neighborhood." and knocking some white hipster's Starbucks cup from his hand.
I mean, it's just embarrassing to contemplate.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at September 08, 2017 04:48 PM (fftfA)
Posted by: Have I told you about my 20th level paladin? at September 08, 2017 04:48 PM (A3edJ)
Because I hold the Amulet of Whiteness, I:
1) Came in to work,
2) As I do every workday morning,
3) On time,
4) Sober.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2017 04:48 PM (BWL+E)
I gave it Rock Hudson, he gave it to John Davidson and next thing I knew Rock was gay.
Posted by: Doris Day at September 08, 2017 04:48 PM (YqcVw)
Africans eat cassava root. Is that what the blacks this pseudo intellectual eats?
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 08, 2017 04:48 PM (Gzs0Z)
Actually that's a joke, so some joking aside. Not all.
...
i think that's a ghoul. 99% sure. Wights usually hit you with -1 level by "negative energy," until that rule was taken out and replaced with "necrotic damage" or whatever.
Posted by: ace who has known the loving touch of a Paladin's Lay On Hands healing ability at September 08, 2017 04:48 PM (8rNrN)
Yes, and i suppose that means Jen Lawrence who thinks the Hurricane is a punishment from Mother Earth for people voting for Trump thinks Mother nature is going to point a beautifully manicured finger down on each and every person who voted for Trump while she says "Buh-Bye, sucker in a mellifluous voice. The religion of these leftists is bloody and disagreeable.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2017 04:48 PM (iVOAv)
Boobs work wonders on most men.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2017 04:49 PM (jhqr1)
Well, I guess they are working FOUR times as hard as me...
Posted by: JoeF.
Be honest, would you really want to be banging the chicks they are banging?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 08, 2017 04:49 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 08, 2017 04:49 PM (Nwg0u)
I rag on today's country music all the time because it's worse than dog shit stuck to the bottom of your shoe, but Don Williams had a beautiful voice.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 08, 2017 04:49 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at September 08, 2017 04:49 PM (O5Q3r)
Hasn't cut down on my business.
Posted by: Temple Prostitute at September 08, 2017 04:49 PM (yUPCi)
The fuck, man.
Harlem has always been a city of people who just moved in for good real estate prices.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:49 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 04:49 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2017 04:49 PM (g+Dix)
In fairness, HYDRA had moved into the field of apartment brokers (for White People).
Posted by: ace who has known the loving touch of a Paladin's Lay On Hands healing ability at September 08, 2017 04:49 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: baldilocks at September 08, 2017 04:47 PM (SIP8o)
These posts always bring out the biggest racists.
(Hi Baldi!)
Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2017 04:49 PM (tNw24)
++++
I don't know but too many are running with this preposterous theme. It makes me weep.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2017 04:42 PM (7m3t
I can't even get a fucking date, but the black guys I know are banging chicks four at a time--without at least buying them dinner.
Well, I guess they are working FOUR times as hard as me...
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2017 04:45 PM (7uYFy)
Well, there's your problem Joe. Don't date 'em. Damn few women under 30 even know what a 'date' is.
If you want to be a gentleman, avoid wiping your dick on the drapes but that's it. Treat whores like queens and queens like whores. (No Shep, no one is talking about you)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 08, 2017 04:50 PM (xJa6I)
When I was a kid, we got the down-market Miracle Whip known as Spin Blend.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 04:50 PM (oVJmc)
That's the upscale amulet. My downscale amulet of whiteness is giving me the urge to watch Duck Dynasty reruns.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 04:50 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2017 04:50 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2017 04:48 PM (iVOAv)
So Irma will spare the grass huts inhabited by the ones smarter than the rest?
Posted by: golfman at September 08, 2017 04:50 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 08, 2017 04:49 PM (/qEW2)
Lol. I knew someone would say that. The answer is mostly no, but some of the younger ones date some quality....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2017 04:51 PM (7uYFy)
Issue 1 usually gets a big jump in sales (speculators think all #1's are worth having), and even issue 2 gets some speculator play.
I don't know how the hell you get cancelled in book 2, or how an editor (probably a white SJW too afraid to criticize a black guy) doesn't caution a writer away from explicit racism.
*****
IIRC, GI Joe #2 was more valuable a get than #1.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:51 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 04:51 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2017 04:51 PM (IqV8l)
Whoa, Nelly! Let's not get profane.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 08, 2017 04:51 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at September 08, 2017 04:52 PM (5X9vx)
But it entitles you to BIG DISCOUNTS on season tickets!
Posted by: tu3031 at September 08, 2017 04:52 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 08, 2017 04:52 PM (4DCPV)
"Following the Civil War, poor Jews and poor Italians were the predominant demographic in Harlem. African-American residents began to arrive in large numbers in 1905 as part of the Great Migration."
Note the original words to "Puttin' on the Ritz":
"If you're blue and you don't know
Where to go to why don't you go
Where Harlem flits?
Puttin' on the Ritz!"
Which I wasn't sure was meant as a poke at black people because the neighborhood changed from 1929 to Berlin changing the words in the '50s/60s. But then I remembered those other lines:
"Spangled Gowns upon the bevy of
High browns from down the levy
All misfits"
That gown/brown rhyme was common in the '20s.
Posted by: moviegique at September 08, 2017 04:52 PM (7zeA4)
Posted by: Comic Writer Coates at September 08, 2017 04:52 PM (fftfA)
Posted by: a Feminist Etymologist at September 08, 2017 04:52 PM (8rNrN)
But Obama? Please. He's probably the laziest person ever to become president. He breezed and charmed his way through life. He never did any actual work.
Cf. "Obama the Constitutional Scholar," the idea that Obama's some sort of professorial genius because he taught a few classes at the University of Chicago Law School. Dude never published anything, not even as a second or third author.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 08, 2017 04:52 PM (xN1DB)
one ring to find them all and in the whiteness bind them
Yikes!! Would that make my 98 year old Grandmother Sauron??
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 08, 2017 04:52 PM (uXS+k)
Posted by: Have I told you about my 20th level paladin? at September 08, 2017 04:48 PM (A3edJ) "
In that same comedy campaign I talked about earlier, I played a gnome that was a horrid stereotype of a penny-pinching Jewish merchant.
I can't believe how much you spent for that Elven Thinblade! Only an Elf would pay retail!
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 08, 2017 04:53 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 04:05 PM?
what am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: &&&&&& at September 08, 2017 04:53 PM (ctuyM)
=====
Works for church picnics. You know, all those crazy xtianist people with their potato salads, coleslaw, and jello salads are all safe from botulism.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 08, 2017 04:53 PM (MIKMs)
So, is the storm going to avoid the homes of people who coat their doors in "I'm With Her" stickers?
Posted by: no good deed at September 08, 2017 04:53 PM (eIQHF)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 08, 2017 04:53 PM (/qEW2)
It's more fun to treat queens like whores. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2017 04:53 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2017 04:51 PM (IqV8l)
They almost wouldn't let Jimi Hendrix perform there. He was allowed because his band was two white English dudes.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2017 04:54 PM (7uYFy)
****
he checked the boxes on the slips of paper his aides put in front of him, didn't he?
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:54 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2017 04:54 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: baldilocks at September 08, 2017 04:47 PM (SIP8o)
But you're conservative so you don't count as you're not really black black.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 04:54 PM (r8Hiq)
Synthetic Whiteness? Ain't no such damn thing.
Posted by: Racist Guy Who's Very Strict About What Is and Isn't White at September 08, 2017 04:47 PM (8rNrN)
+++
Coffee is coming out of my nose now.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2017 04:54 PM (7m3t8)
Where to go to why don't you go
Where Harlem flits?
Puttin' on the Ritz!"
Which I wasn't sure was meant as a poke at black people because the neighborhood changed from 1929 to Berlin changing the words in the '50s/60s. But then I remembered those other lines:
...
why would those first lines be any kind of a poke?
harlem was known as a nightclub spot -- why would there be any derogatory meaning about saying it "flits" (which I take to mean "bounces, grooves, etc.")?
Posted by: a Feminist Etymologist at September 08, 2017 04:54 PM (8rNrN)
He had an aide to do that for him.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 04:55 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: NCKate at September 08, 2017 04:55 PM (9S69S)
Then I realized I missed my Identify roll; it's actually a cursed -2 Amulet of Virginity...
Posted by: mikeski at September 08, 2017 04:56 PM (DKYVd)
I drive through Harlem occasionally (when the West Side Highway or the FDR is a parking lot), and it is indeed fairly integrated. But the people I see a lot of are boring middle-class Blacks, otherwise known as "Americans."
They seem to fit in well with all of the other boring middle class people who moved to Harlem because of its more reasonable housing costs when Giuliani made the entire city safe.
There are still some bargains to be had in upper Harlem, but it is becoming pricier.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2017 04:56 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Have I told you about my 20th level paladin? at September 08, 2017 04:48 PM (A3edJ) "
+5 to Negotiation.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:56 PM (0mRoj)
He finally tears the head off Adolph to reveal...he's a robot!?
Storm and Black Panther enjoy a latte, extra foam, and wonder who is behind it all.
Last panel, we find the robot is secretly controlled by...Oprah!?
Posted by: Comic Writer Coates at September 08, 2017 04:56 PM (fftfA)
Posted by: Fritz at September 08, 2017 04:56 PM (D0riW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 08, 2017 04:56 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Ta Neheshi Coates at September 08, 2017 04:56 PM (tNw24)
Speaking of - what the hell are any of you doing still reading anything by Marvel or watching their stupid, mind numbing movies? Grow up, that was never anything but adolescent bullshit, and it never will be anything but adolescent bullshit.
Get serious and Grow Up. Quit giving those schlockmeisters your attention and your money.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2017 04:56 PM (k1TUh)
-------
Dude. Re-roll for a spot on the Winter Olympics Team.
Use.your.powers.WISELY.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 08, 2017 04:57 PM (8XRCm)
In that same comedy campaign I talked about earlier, I played a gnome that was a horrid stereotype of a penny-pinching Jewish merchant.
I can't believe how much you spent for that Elven Thinblade! Only an Elf would pay retail!
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 08, 2017 04:53 PM (oZ6kz)
That is hilarious.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 08, 2017 04:50 PM
Well, you could be, and I wouldn't mind at all.
In fact, I'd dig it.
Posted by: Shep "Shep" Smith at September 08, 2017 04:57 PM (ctuyM)
He had to play 18 holes for every 9 Bush did.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 04:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2017 04:48 PM (iVOAv)
How will Irma spare the ones who voted for Hillary? Is it like the Angel of Death who passed over the Hebrews' homes? Will putting a Hillary bumper sticker on the front door of their homes save them?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 04:57 PM (ZM2xo)
He had an aide to do that for him.
****
But you did physically walk the contracts to the engineers, right?
no, I had my secretary do that.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:57 PM (DQdye)
And the guy who does it lives in NYC too, you two should get together! You can use the amulet of whiteness to find each other, it has an Ewok signal feature right? Or an app, there's always an app.
Posted by: LizLem at September 08, 2017 04:57 PM (hvf9s)
that Twitter's Social Justice Enforcement Council hasn't taken your
complaints seriously yet, huh?
Posted by: ace
I know of no action being taken.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 08, 2017 04:57 PM (4e+hS)
That's the upscale amulet. My downscale amulet of whiteness is giving me the urge to watch Duck Dynasty reruns.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 04:50 PM (ZM2xo)
One of the brothers cut off his beard for charity. Never would recognize him if I ran into him face to face.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 04:57 PM (r8Hiq)
This. At least in the industrial age. The community organizer woke up later than Ace, fer cryin' out loud. Went to bed sooner, too. And golfed infinitely more.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 08, 2017 04:57 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2017 04:57 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 04:22 PM (r8Hiq)
Mostly.
Posted by: baldilocks at September 08, 2017 04:57 PM (SIP8o)
President James Garfield came up with a new proof of the Pythagorean Theorem while just noodling around. What the hell has Obama ever done? Where are his collaborations with other geniuses of our time? Where are his Tony Stark projects?
I'm convinced Obama is at most a 101 IQ and it seems like his followers would put him at 180+.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2017 04:57 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: NCKate at September 08, 2017 04:55 PM (9S69S)
And for 76% of what a man would've made. Will this injustice never end?!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at September 08, 2017 04:58 PM (e4ZX9)
only until you unlock its Charm VCs and Create IPO abilities.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 04:58 PM (8rNrN)
Take no chances! Look only for official Amulets of Whiteness displaying the hologram of the National Association of Whiteness.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 08, 2017 04:58 PM (O5Q3r)
Yes, and i suppose that means Jen Lawrence who thinks the Hurricane is a punishment from Mother Earth for people voting for Trump thinks Mother nature is going to point a beautifully manicured finger down on each and every person who voted for Trump while she says "Buh-Bye, sucker in a mellifluous voice. The religion of these leftists is bloody and disagreeable.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
She has a movie coming out. I'm sure its going to tank at the box office because every movie coming out is tanking in the box office. I'm sure her recent comments won't help. I doubt she'll make the connection. She's not that bright.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 08, 2017 04:58 PM (uXS+k)
no, I had my secretary do that.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:57 PM (DQdye)
I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: IanDeal at September 08, 2017 04:58 PM (qcIL3)
Hence the evil propagation of Wightness!
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at September 08, 2017 04:59 PM (BXA8t)
This. At least in the industrial age. The community organizer woke up later than Ace, fer cryin' out loud. Went to bed sooner, too. And golfed infinitely more.
***
you watch Key and Peele or other diversity comics and you see they have a ........ uh ........ obama was also a blank slate for them to put their dreams into as well.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:59 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 08, 2017 05:00 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: General Tire at September 08, 2017 05:00 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 08, 2017 04:52 PM (xN1DB)
He was a guest lecturer so he probably just showed up to a few classes and bitched about whitey and ran down American for being racist, sexist, homophobic etc
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2017 05:00 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Ta-Neheshi Coates at September 08, 2017 05:01 PM (tbOMB)
no, I had my secretary do that.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 04:57 PM (DQdye)
I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!
***
and scene
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 05:01 PM (DQdye)
I see no evidence that he exceeds 2 digits. The one academic fact we know about young Barry is that he wasn't even a National Merit Semi-Finalist.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 05:01 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Imran Awan
I kinda ooze some mayonnaisey stuff if I don't take my antibiotics.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 08, 2017 05:01 PM (V/f/L)
Take no chances! Look only for official Amulets of Whiteness displaying the hologram of the National Association of Whiteness.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 08, 2017 04:58 PM (O5Q3r)
All our Whiteness is certified free-range, locally-sourced, organic, sustainable, non-GMO and gluten-free!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 05:01 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 05:01 PM (ZM2xo)
This goddamn Amulet of Whiteness cost me a spot in the NBA!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2017 04:50 PM (BWL+E)
------------------------------
No, no, no! It SAVED you from being a commodity, a chattel slave, bought and dealt, forced to perform by the Man!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 08, 2017 05:02 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 05:02 PM (Mouru)
i'm not reading anything of theirs. I just enjoy seeing their shitty books roasted on Diversity and Comics.
as for the movies, I see one occasion, but only on PPV.
They are pretty crappy lately. I'm way past being over it.
One thing I've noticed is that there are more and more nerd-culture channels now taking the position of Red Letter Media and deeming Star Wars uncool, corporate, repetitive, soulless, and tired.
If that kind of becomes a more dominant idea, Disney is in for rough sailing.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2017 05:02 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 08, 2017 04:52 PM (xN1DB)
He was a guest lecturer so he probably just showed up to a few classes and bitched about whitey and ran down American for being racist, sexist, homophobic etc
***
if I recall correctly, the media misread his status as an adjunct transposing words from various positions until he was Admiral Emiritus of the Coif Learned Professor What Never Dare Publish Articles.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 05:02 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: Ghosts at September 08, 2017 05:02 PM (yUPCi)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Room temperature IQ
and that Celsius not Fahrenheit
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 05:02 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Hooper X at September 08, 2017 05:02 PM (u92ZT)
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at September 08, 2017 05:02 PM (h4egC)
Ahem.
Posted by: Mary Worth at September 08, 2017 05:03 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2017 04:32 PM (0mRoj)
+++
LOL
Posted by: washrivergal at September 08, 2017 04:35 PM (7m3t
I second that.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 08, 2017 05:03 PM (s8iru)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
I'd like to knock the bottom out of Blondie, the mom from Family Circus had so many children her uterus fell out.
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 05:04 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Brenda Starr at September 08, 2017 05:04 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 08, 2017 05:04 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2017 05:04 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2017 05:04 PM (pPKG5)
Nah, they'll be fine! We are a ratings bonanza for them!
Posted by: MSESPN now with more SJW at September 08, 2017 05:05 PM (uXS+k)
Posted by: Holden at September 08, 2017 05:05 PM (XVbfA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 05:02 PM (Mouru)
My amulet tells me "Neither. 'Mark Trail.'"
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 05:05 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Macy's at September 08, 2017 05:05 PM (398bZ)
ALWAYS GOTTA BE SOME WHITE BOY INVOKING THE HOLY TRINITY!
Posted by: moviegique at September 08, 2017 05:06 PM (7zeA4)
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2017 05:06 PM (pPKG5)
They've gone and made difficulty attached to skin color.
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2017 05:06 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 08, 2017 05:06 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2017 04:57 PM (jhqr1)
I don't know. I'm willing to buy that he has a higher IQ, but that because he was told his entire life that he was smarter than everybody else, he developed an un-curious mind and already knew everything and his mind atrophied.
He was dorky, uncoordinated and lazy. He slept late and watched ESPN--that's all you need to know.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2017 05:06 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2017 05:07 PM (tNw24)
I am one and I'm sayin' no. Compared to my Irish wife amirite?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 05:07 PM (s8iru)
and a stoner.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 05:07 PM (QQ+il)
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Yep. That sums it up very nicely.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 08, 2017 05:07 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 08, 2017 05:07 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2017 05:04 PM (493sH)
Gotta be careful. Don't turn the flashlight on for too long.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 05:07 PM (ZM2xo)
You mean the ones promulgated and pushed by the white "elite" class of Europe?
Posted by: Ta-Neshishseseshi is Egyptian for "retard" at September 08, 2017 05:08 PM (+INtM)
well he had a pen AND a phone.
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 08, 2017 05:08 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 05:08 PM (r8Hiq)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 08, 2017 05:07 PM (ILitO)
Barry O: Golf and blowing guys isn't hard work?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2017 05:08 PM (493sH)
Still don't get opera. Some things are beyond even the powers of magic.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at September 08, 2017 05:08 PM (BXA8t)
BTW, I do understand Cf, NB, and all those other abbrevs we lawyers use. ;->
Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2017 05:09 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: DaveA at September 08, 2017 05:09 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 05:08 PM (r8Hiq)
I have a friend who's the same way about mustard.
Not sure if there's a joke there or not. He's really weird about condiments.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 08, 2017 05:09 PM (xJa6I)
Mayonnaise doesn't have much of a smell. Certainly not within a sealed jar inside of a truck. This is just sad.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 08, 2017 05:09 PM (/qEW2)
I am one and I'm sayin' no. Compared to my Irish wife amirite?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 05:07 PM (s8iru)
Eggplant percentage in direct proportion to latitude/proximity to Sicily.
Now I denounce myself.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2017 05:09 PM (mbhDw)
They've gone and made difficulty attached to skin color.
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2017 05:06 PM (z/Ubi
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Did love PC Principal.
Just checked, new season begins Sept. 13. Thanks for reminding me. *puts on calendar*
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 08, 2017 05:09 PM (yUPCi)
Intercepting the joint passing doesn't just happen!
Posted by: Preznent Choom at September 08, 2017 05:10 PM (V/f/L)
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2017 05:10 PM (pPKG5)
Mayonnaise doesn't have much of a smell. Certainly not within a sealed jar inside of a truck. This is just sad.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 08, 2017 05:09 PM (/qEW2)
Maybe its Sam and Ella's Mayo?
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2017 05:10 PM (z/Ubi)
Super Sniffing is one of her powers, duh.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 05:11 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2017 05:11 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 08, 2017 05:11 PM (ILitO)
Eggplant percentage in direct proportion to latitude/proximity to Sicily.
Now I denounce myself.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2017 05:09 PM (mbhDw)
Lol. I read "percentage" as "parentage". I said huh? But could work.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 05:11 PM (s8iru)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 05:01 PM (QQ+il)
I guarantee you that Barky didn't crack 920 on his SATs or PSATs.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2017 05:11 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 08, 2017 05:11 PM (xJa6I)
What a racist retard.
Posted by: deadrody at September 08, 2017 05:11 PM (FvbGP)
Posted by: I. Didinow at September 08, 2017 05:11 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: moviegique at September 08, 2017 05:11 PM (7zeA4)
What about Miracle Whip? Or is the word "whip" triggering in an ante-bellum way?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2017 05:12 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 05:12 PM (QQ+il)
1 AoW and 1 Mana Potion: VOSS Bottled Water
3 AoWs and 1 unique leggings: Yoga Pants of Doom
Combining 3 AoWs and an ancient armor: Primordial Finery of Pat Boon
Posted by: bananaDream at September 08, 2017 05:12 PM (yfaSg)
OK, I'm not sure one should brag about this, but I started playing D&D in 1977...
Posted by: moviegique at September 08, 2017 05:11 PM (7zeA4)
'82 here
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 08, 2017 05:12 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: baldilocks at September 08, 2017 05:12 PM (SIP8o)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 05:12 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 08, 2017 05:13 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 08, 2017 05:13 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 08, 2017 05:11 PM (ILitO)
Yes, and dare I say brilliantly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2017 05:13 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2017 05:06 PM (7uYFy)
The moment Barky said "profit AND earnings ratios" for P/E you knew that his IQ was sub-90. No one ... and I mean NO ONE who made it through 5th grade says "AND" for division or a ratio. That was a big clue that his math SAT score was 400, at best.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2017 05:14 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Officer and a Gentleman at September 08, 2017 05:14 PM (r8Hiq)
Mayo was not a common condiment until the 40's or so, was it? 30's? You pretty much have to have good refrigeration to keep a jar of mayo around.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 08, 2017 05:14 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2017 05:14 PM (XFue2)
Nobody is whiter than the Irish, except for the Swedes. But the Swedes are working hard to correct that!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 05:14 PM (ZM2xo)
I was born a poor black child, then I day I got my Amulet of Whiteness and realized - You mean I'm going to stay this color?!?!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2017 05:14 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 08, 2017 05:15 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Max Power at September 08, 2017 05:15 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 08, 2017 05:15 PM (ILitO)
Nobody is whiter than the Irish, except for the Swedes. But the Swedes are working hard to correct that!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 05:14 PM (ZM2xo)
LMAO!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 05:15 PM (s8iru)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 05:14 PM (ZM2xo)
I thought I was pale but when I went to Ireland I looked like George Hamilton next to some of the natives. Could be the sun has only shone there once in the last 500 years
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2017 05:16 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 08, 2017 05:16 PM (/qEW2)
Some did. Literally.
Historian Michael Beschloss to Don Imus:
Historian Michael Beschloss: Uh. I would say it's probably - he's probably the smartest guy ever to become President.
Imus: That's not what I asked you. I asked you what his IQ was.
Beschloss: You know that I don't know and I'd have to find someone with more expertise...
Imus: You don't know.
So an acclaimed (I guess, who knows?) member of the educated class simply makes up BS not expecting to be called on it because of credentialism. Simply invented nonsense out of thin air, wishcasting for his god.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 08, 2017 05:16 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2017 05:17 PM (g+Dix)
Yes, the leftists are all putting out "I'm with her" bumper stickers on their doors so that Mother Nature doesn't mistakenly blast them to smithereens. This is as disagreeable as Some Evangelical Christians who insist that Hurricane Katrina was a judgment on New Orleans because of sinful people in New Orleans. People rightly lambasted who ever said that about Katrina but don't mind using the same sort of idea with Mother Nature.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2017 05:19 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Lena at September 08, 2017 05:19 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 05:14 PM (ZM2xo)
I thought I was pale but when I went to Ireland I looked like George Hamilton next to some of the natives. Could be the sun has only shone there once in the last 500 years
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Iceland and the Finn's could post strong arguments
Posted by: Jean at September 08, 2017 05:19 PM (9TU00)
She just loves mayonnaise, she said.
So I don't know about this whole only-white-people-like-mayonnaise bit.
Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2017 05:20 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Jean at September 08, 2017 05:21 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Lambs bloods isn't vegan
Posted by: Jean at September 08, 2017 05:22 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: What Ever Happened To Queasy M'Fumi ? at September 08, 2017 05:23 PM (EATOD)
Posted by: DaveA at September 08, 2017 05:24 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 08, 2017 05:02 PM
Ahem. Please address me by my chosen pronoun. That's The Man.
Posted by: The Man at September 08, 2017 05:25 PM (ctuyM)
***
oh that's funny.
what would heal america is posslby a movie in which the races were reversed. No not like that. But like where the blacks are all like white and in charge and the whites were all like dispossessed. It could star John Trvaolta?
I think if I were forced to bake that cake at buy a $20 ticket for that movie, I'd learn a lot about how I am wrong and bad and wrong but mostly bad.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 08, 2017 05:25 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2017 05:27 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Fritz at September 08, 2017 05:28 PM (D0riW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2017 05:28 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2017 05:29 PM (iVOAv)
i think this is a commonly held belief among blacks. i recently saw a reporter interview people outside a whole foods store about trump's fda withdrawing obama-era expansion of ingredient listing of food. a young black father said it was because obama is black and trump wants to erase everything obama did.
what's interesting is that obama did almost nothing for blacks and is universally loved by that cohort; i guess it shouldn't be surprising. trump may well foo much more for them and be just as universally hated
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 08, 2017 05:31 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: DaveA at September 08, 2017 05:31 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 08, 2017 05:33 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: RIK at September 08, 2017 05:40 PM (gepmM)
Posted by: Imran Awan at September 08, 2017 04:17 PM (/qEW2)
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I like my women like I like my underwear. Big and loose.
Posted by: Corona at September 08, 2017 05:43 PM (zIb93)
Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at September 08, 2017 05:45 PM (2Ef7p)
Posted by: hoodaticus at September 08, 2017 05:46 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 08, 2017 05:55 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: DaveA at September 08, 2017 05:24 PM (FhXTo)
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Please do not leave the Amulet of Whiteness in direct sun in the car. The applique finish can delaminate.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 08, 2017 05:57 PM (yL25O)
Either they weren't "black" black or Mr. Coates is a provincially small minded racist indeed.
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at September 08, 2017 06:00 PM (8TkR7)
Macrame Cord of Neutral Browns
Three setting locations for either rhinestones or sequins.
Four hooks for charms.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 08, 2017 06:01 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Zon Toro at September 08, 2017 06:19 PM (V0pGL)
Posted by: Haley's Buttery Bicsuit at September 08, 2017 07:21 PM (Omh2j)
Yep. Because no one in his life ever challenged him to be different, or try harder.
Posted by: Comic Writer Coates at September 08, 2017 08:01 PM (fftfA)
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