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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Portrait of Antonietta Gonzalez
Lavinia Fontana
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 08, 2017 09:35 AM (4bKiB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2017 09:35 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2017 09:36 AM (GlBgT)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 08, 2017 09:36 AM (4bKiB)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 09:37 AM (YV+SU)
So, if she's in a theatre and someone shouts "wolf" at her, is that a crime?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2017 09:38 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 09:38 AM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 09:38 AM (3soRk)
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2017 09:39 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2017 09:39 AM (uSXcv)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 09:39 AM (3soRk)
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 09:39 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2017 09:39 AM (8ZHdq)
Posted by: Warren Zevon at September 08, 2017 09:39 AM (6qG98)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 09:40 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 09:39 AM (3soRk)
Except on nads and nipples.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2017 09:40 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Antonietta Gonzalez at September 08, 2017 09:41 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 09:41 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2017 09:41 AM (w1zJX)
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Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2017 09:41 AM (+Q7pl)
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Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 09:41 AM (3soRk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 09:41 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2017 09:42 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 09:42 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 09:42 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Likes long walks, romps in the park, laying in the sun.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2017 09:42 AM (+Q7pl)
Okay, taking a look at the Senate midterms, simply on gross numbers:
There are 33 Senate seats up for grabs, 25 from the Dem column and 8 from the Rs.
Just in cold numbers, the Dems would have to take 28 out of 33 to take majority. They'd have to hold every one they already have and take 40% of the field from the Rs.
Just on that numerical basis, there's little chance of the Rs losing majority this time, though they're doing their best to make it happen.
That's not handicapping any of the individual races, and there are likely losers on both sides. But the Dems have a big hill to climb this time around.
Plan accordingly.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 09:42 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 08, 2017 09:42 AM (DxWUs)
Posted by: dantesed at September 08, 2017 09:42 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 09:42 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 08, 2017 09:42 AM (FaJJv)
Posted by: Zod at September 08, 2017 09:42 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2017 09:41 AM (w1zJX)
Crazy horde match profiles for her in 3...2....
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 09:43 AM (3soRk)
Posted by: Warren Zevon at September 08, 2017 09:43 AM (6qG98)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 09:42 AM (FZYNt)
And the Fidgets.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2017 09:43 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2017 09:43 AM (g+Dix)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Likes long walks, romps in the park, laying in the sun.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2017 09:42 AM (+Q7pl)
Catching frisbees
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2017 09:43 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Smokey The Bear at September 08, 2017 09:43 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: Zombie Tom CLancy at September 08, 2017 09:43 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: dantesed at September 08, 2017 09:44 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2017 09:44 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Max Power at September 08, 2017 09:44 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Zod at September 08, 2017 09:44 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2017 09:43 AM (g+Dix)
They call them Ewoks now.
Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2017 09:44 AM (8ZHdq)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 09:44 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Kris at September 08, 2017 09:44 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 09:45 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 09:45 AM (YV+SU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2017 09:45 AM (mbhDw)
Hold my beer!!
Posted by: GOPe at September 08, 2017 09:45 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Likes long walks, romps in the park, laying in the sun.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2017 09:42 AM (+Q7pl)
Catching frisbees
Posted by: Count de Monet
Belly rubs, ear skritches.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2017 09:45 AM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at September 08, 2017 09:45 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 08, 2017 09:45 AM (4bKiB)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 09:45 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Warren Zevon at September 08, 2017 09:46 AM (6qG98)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 09:46 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Lon Chaney, Jr. at September 08, 2017 09:46 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 09:46 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 09:46 AM (3soRk)
Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2017 09:46 AM (g+Dix)
Posted by: Kris at September 08, 2017 09:46 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: kallisto
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Google image search returns a lot of modern photos.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 08, 2017 09:46 AM (/9uFC)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 09:46 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 09:46 AM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Kris at September 08, 2017 09:44 AM (nwqNw)
"Please send 50000pesetas via Western Union to cover all modalities, and remain blethed."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2017 09:46 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2017 09:47 AM (FYBYK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2017 09:47 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2017 09:47 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 09:47 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 09:47 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2017 09:47 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 09:44 AM (FZYNt)
Imagine peeling it open on your wedding night and finding that inside.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 09:47 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 08, 2017 09:47 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Kris at September 08, 2017 09:47 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at September 08, 2017 09:45 AM (JO9+V)
Her hairnet was a burqa. FDA requirement.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2017 09:47 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 09:47 AM (3soRk)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2017 09:48 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2017 09:48 AM (uSXcv)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 09:48 AM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Frida Kahlo at September 08, 2017 09:48 AM (4bKiB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 09:47 AM (J2oJa)
______
BONUS!
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 09:48 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: RoyalOil
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And a permanent record of your proclivities at Goolag.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2017 09:48 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2017 09:48 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 08, 2017 09:48 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 08, 2017 09:49 AM (Umfx1)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 09:49 AM (FZYNt)
hardwood or carpet?
Wall to wall shag, apparently.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2017 09:49 AM (EyPfd)
Don't fall in love
She's a beauty
She's one in a billion girls
She's a beauty
Why would I lie?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 08, 2017 09:49 AM (GQn43)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2017 09:49 AM (/tuJf)
I know there will be plenty of humorous comments on the thread, but I think it's remarkable that Fontana could let the viewer see the human beneath the bizarre. It takes a few moments but it happens. I wouldn't want this on my wall but I'm glad to learn about this artist.
Posted by: JTB at September 08, 2017 09:50 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2017
*
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{Insert applause icon here}
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2017 09:50 AM (FYBYK)
Posted by: Michelle Pfeiffer at September 08, 2017 09:50 AM (4bKiB)
Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2017 09:50 AM (2z74n)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 09:50 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2017 09:50 AM (8ZHdq)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2017 09:50 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 09:51 AM (YV+SU)
I met a guy who had skin drops all over his body and face in
Wilkes-Barre, PA. For some odd reason he thought food service was his
calling.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 09:48 AM (YV+SU)
Why was his face in Wilkes-Barre PA?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2017 09:51 AM (JO9+V)
This.
Posted by: John Merrick at September 08, 2017 09:51 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: WisRich at September 08, 2017 09:51 AM (G0vdT)
Chelsea Clinton
Lena Dunham
Chelsea Handler
Amy Schumer
et al....
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 08, 2017 09:51 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Bruce at September 08, 2017 09:51 AM (8ikIW)
Agreed. It's an interesting subject that really is well done.
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 09:51 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2017 09:51 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Larry Talbot at September 08, 2017 09:51 AM (FYBYK)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2017 09:52 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2017 09:52 AM (g+Dix)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 08, 2017 09:52 AM (KP5rU)
"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
Posted by: Max Power at September 08, 2017 09:52 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 09:52 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 09:44 AM (FZYNt)
Imagine peeling it open on your wedding night and finding that inside.
Posted by: Cicero
Back to the SPCA she goes!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2017 09:53 AM (+Q7pl)
Mr. Gonzalez: Is it a boy or a girl?
Doc: Um...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Mrs Gonzalez has some explaining to do
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 09:53 AM (FZYNt)
Hirsute
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2017 09:53 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 09:53 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 09:53 AM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Dang at September 08, 2017 09:53 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 09:53 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Corona at September 08, 2017 09:53 AM (zIb93)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2017 09:54 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2017 09:54 AM (FYBYK)
http://tinyurl.com/6vwjbpo
Completely suitable for work.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 08, 2017 09:54 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Bruce at September 08, 2017 09:54 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 09:55 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 08, 2017 09:55 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: Jim at September 08, 2017 09:55 AM (MGCfm)
Posted by: IP
that's what the chick working the Tijuana Donkey Show said too
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 09:55 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Corona at September 08, 2017 09:55 AM (zIb93)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2017 09:56 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2017 09:56 AM (FYBYK)
Doc: Um...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Mrs Gonzalez has some explaining to do
Posted by: Rick in SK
That's what you get when you do it doggie style.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2017 09:56 AM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: Richard Gere at September 08, 2017 09:57 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2017 09:57 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 09:57 AM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Strobe at September 08, 2017 09:57 AM (gbWkA)
We're all going to hell.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2017 09:57 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 09:48 AM
~~~~~
What are skin drops?
Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2017 09:58 AM (HiDrR)
ICD 10 Code L68 - Hypertrichosis
"A disorder characterized by hair density or length beyond the accepted limits of normal in a particular body region, for a particular age or race. This concept does not include hirsutism which is an androgen-dependent excess hair growth in women and children."
ICD 10 Code L68.0 - Hirsutism
"A condition observed in women and children when there is excess coarse body hair of an adult male distribution pattern, such as facial and chest areas."
Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2017 09:58 AM (mvenn)
"Kibbles and Bits, Kibbles and Bits. I'm gonna get me some Kibbles and Buts."
Posted by: Dang at September 08, 2017 09:58 AM (8b+oT)
We're all going to hell.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
that just wasn't decided today.....
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 09:58 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2017 09:56 AM (+Q7pl)
During the Full Moon.
Wouldn't that make it two full moons, technically?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2017 09:58 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2017 09:58 AM (493sH)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2017 09:58 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 09:58 AM (YV+SU)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 09:58 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Bruce at September 08, 2017 09:58 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 09:58 AM (YV+SU)
Yes - a prehensile one
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 09:59 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2017 09:59 AM (+Q7pl)
Sit it in a shopping cart with a shit covered bottom and you're rockin' in the new millennia.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 08, 2017 09:59 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Dang at September 08, 2017 09:59 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Dang
I'm sorry, I laughed
Posted by: Bruce at September 08, 2017 09:59 AM (8ikIW)
114 "I first got a glimpse of her across the bar. She was lapping up a dish of vodka."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 09:52 AM (J2oJa)
OK, I need a ruling here. I was filling a flask with good vodka to bring to the airport when picking up the wife after a rough trip. It overflowed and there was a good amount on the table. is it ok to lick it up?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 10:00 AM (3soRk)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 10:00 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 08, 2017 10:00 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Yes, but we're in great company.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2017 09:59 AM (+Q7pl)
With the group discount! Winning!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2017 10:00 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 08, 2017 10:00 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bruce at September 08, 2017 10:00 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 08, 2017 10:01 AM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Yes, but we're in great company.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2017 09:59 AM (+Q7pl)
Thats why I'm in AZ. Getting used to the heat.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 10:01 AM (3soRk)
Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2017 10:01 AM (g+Dix)
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman, PhD. at September 08, 2017 10:01 AM (gbWkA)
140 I met a guy who had skin drops all over his body and face in Wilkes-Barre, PA. For some odd reason he thought food service was his calling.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 09:48 AM
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What are skin drops?
Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2017 09:58 AM (HiDrR)
I think he means skin tags.
The morning drive-thru clerk at the Taco Bell around the corner from our old shop had the same thing. Looked like she slathered her face in contact cement and shoved her mug into a bowl full of Rice Crispies.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2017 10:02 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 10:02 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Very Undude at September 08, 2017 10:02 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2017 10:02 AM (9xpg1)
Posted by: Dang at September 08, 2017 10:02 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 08, 2017 10:02 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2017 10:03 AM (9xpg1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 09:48 AM
~~~~~
What are skin drops?
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An acrochordon (plural acrochorda; also skin tag,[1] skin polyp, fibroepithelial polyp,[2] fibrovascular papilloma, soft fibroma, fibroma molle) is a small benign tumor that forms primarily in areas where the skin forms creases, such as the neck, armpit, and groin. They may also occur on the face, usually on the eyelids. Perianal skin tags can be associated with Crohn's disease. Acrochorda are generally harmless and painless, and usually do not grow or change over time.[citation needed] Though tags up to a half-inch long have been seen,[3] they are typically the size of a grain of rice.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 10:03 AM (YV+SU)
Offputting - a limerick
There once was a fur-covered yoot
Who without all that hair might be cute
But here's what distressed her
When her boyfriend undressed her
He just couldn't get past hir suit
Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2017 10:04 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Dang
Probably from licking. The cone of shame would fix that.
Posted by: Bruce at September 08, 2017 10:04 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman, PhD
but when the lights go out she she's an animal
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 10:04 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 10:04 AM (r8Hiq)
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 10:04 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Yes, but we're in great company.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2017 09:59 AM (+Q7pl)
______
The meetup to end all meetups!
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 10:04 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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*urp, splash*
Posted by: Snap, Crackle and Puke at September 08, 2017 10:04 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 10:04 AM (3soRk)
Posted by: Huma Abedin at September 08, 2017 10:05 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2017 10:05 AM (ul9CR)
So, if she's in a theatre and someone shouts "wolf" at her, is that a crime?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2017 09:38 AM (mbhDw)
______________
Yes, here on Jupiter, all speech is a crime. Except speech that I pre-approve, of course.
Posted by: Demented Congresscritter Nazi Pelosi at September 08, 2017 10:05 AM (BXf9o)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
or Cheetos
Posted by: Glenn Beck at September 08, 2017 10:05 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 10:05 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Strobe at September 08, 2017 10:05 AM (gbWkA)
Most people over 50 know.
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 10:04 AM
~~~~~
That explains it; I'm the same age as Ace, 29.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2017 10:05 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
You've got a penis on your eyelid too?
What the hell we doing making fun of this picture for?
Posted by: Bruce at September 08, 2017 10:06 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
a tiny penis on your eyelid?
imagine the possibilities
Posted by: Glenn Beck at September 08, 2017 10:06 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 10:06 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 10:00 AM (3soRk)
Yes. Your wife is out of town. However, I would advise wiping down the table afterwards.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 08, 2017 10:06 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:06 AM (mV4S5)
Posted by: Fritz at September 08, 2017 10:06 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 10:06 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 08, 2017 10:07 AM (BXf9o)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 10:07 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Bruce at September 08, 2017 10:07 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 10:07 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 10:07 AM (r8Hiq)
Posted by: Fritz at September 08, 2017 10:06 AM (2Mnv1)
____________
I resemble that remark, you raaaaaacist!
Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at September 08, 2017 10:08 AM (BXf9o)
imagine the possibilities
The original definition of skull fucking.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2017 10:08 AM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 10:00 AM (3soRk)
Ruling - you are a great husband to bring your wife the "good" vodka. Well done.
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 10:08 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Just the Punch Line at September 08, 2017 10:08 AM (398bZ)
Yes. Your wife is out of town. However, I would advise wiping down the table afterwards.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 08, 2017 10:06 AM (kXoT0)
perfect. I thought I was within the AoSHQ style guidelines.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 10:08 AM (3soRk)
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2017 10:08 AM (dVA9R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:08 AM (mV4S5)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
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OMG I'm laughing so hard at all the comments on this that it truly hurts.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2017 10:09 AM (HiDrR)
What makes you think it's for her?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:09 AM (mV4S5)
Fuck off Mitch and take you worthless wife with you.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 08, 2017 10:10 AM (mcI77)
Ate too much turkey?
Posted by: rickb223
She may also have had halitosis but no one ever got close enough to confirm.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 08, 2017 10:10 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 10:07 AM (r8Hiq)
I heard her partner had velcroism. It was pretty nasty afterward.
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 10:10 AM (7n4KQ)
*****
Perhaps more likely to be neurofibromatosis rather than skin tags if they were on the face and numerous. Different condition altogether.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2017 10:10 AM (mvenn)
Ruling - you are a great husband to bring your wife the "good" vodka. Well done.
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 10:08 AM (7n4KQ)
I usually have some making up to do. And I keep her pretty lit up so she doesn't leave.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 10:10 AM (3soRk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 10:00 AM (3soRk)
Ruling - you are a great husband to bring your wife the "good" vodka. Well done.
ALL VODKA IS GOOD!
Posted by: The Cossacks at September 08, 2017 10:10 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:11 AM (mV4S5)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn
She also has the worms, and I do love to fish.
Just the punchline
Posted by: Bruce at September 08, 2017 10:11 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Logger Crab at September 08, 2017 10:11 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: The Cossacks at September 08, 2017 10:10 AM (gbWkA)
Friday morning and the Cossacks are already shitfaced.
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 10:12 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2017 10:12 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 08, 2017 10:12 AM (qQ/UH)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 08, 2017 10:12 AM (ylUqT)
I'm having trouble keeping up.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2017 10:13 AM (9xpg1)
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2017 10:13 AM (UoSKV)
You misspelled 'always'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:13 AM (mV4S5)
****
Use a straw.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2017 10:13 AM (mvenn)
212 I met a guy who had skin drops all over his body and face in Wilkes-Barre, PA.
*****
Perhaps more likely to be neurofibromatosis rather than skin tags if they were on the face and numerous. Different condition altogether.
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Yep - most likely. Which brings me to my original conundrum, if you own a restaurant would you hire someone with oodles of skin tags to serve food?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 10:13 AM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:13 AM (mV4S5)
Posted by: Strobe at September 08, 2017 10:13 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2017 10:13 AM (UoSKV)
Had she been born poor, she probably would've been drowned at birth as a witch or demon.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 08, 2017 10:14 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Strobe
no but you goose-step everywhere you go
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 10:14 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2017 10:15 AM (g+Dix)
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still shitfaced (attended a funeral, I hear)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 10:15 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:15 AM (mV4S5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2017 10:15 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2017 10:16 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 10:16 AM (9xpg1)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2017 10:17 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Tentotwo at September 08, 2017 10:17 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire
what about when I come?
Posted by: Peter North at September 08, 2017 10:17 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 10:16 AM (9xpg1)
Just remember to duck and hide from the flames.
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 10:17 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2017 10:17 AM (bIwZ6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 08, 2017 10:18 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2017 10:18 AM (2NqXo)
Example, my little hometown had a dude what had a hunchback. Ya don't see that much nowadays.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:18 AM (mV4S5)
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 10:16 AM (9xpg1)
LMAO. Good plan Marcus.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 10:18 AM (3soRk)
V 19.7 - consanguinity
Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2017 10:17 AM (mvenn)
They have a code for every little thing, don't they? What's the code for whatever is up with Kathy Griffin?
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 10:18 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 08, 2017 10:18 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 10:18 AM (9xpg1)
Yikes. What a crazy thing. The parents of her father must have been horrified when all that hair showed up.
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2017 10:19 AM (dVA9R)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2017 10:19 AM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: Kris at September 08, 2017 10:20 AM (nwqNw)
Actually, it should make condo shopping much easier. Just look for the ones still intact.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2017 10:20 AM (bIwZ6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 08, 2017 10:20 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 10:21 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Tentotwo at September 08, 2017 10:21 AM (yhf6w)
Today we have a portrait of Hillary's ancestor.
Just great.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2017 10:21 AM (PY9jH)
****
Use a straw.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2017 10:13 AM (mvenn)
Lol. I wanted it to seem like an impulse thing. "Oh i spilled!"
Lick lick....
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 10:21 AM (3soRk)
Posted by: Fritz at September 08, 2017 10:21 AM (2Mnv1)
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Sounds like neurofibromatosis. They can remove the growths, but they come right back. It's awful. When I was in the Navy, there was a guy we medically separated due to it.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 10:21 AM (vg8iE)
Actually her father was born poor in the Canary Islands and was given to the King of France. Henry II IIRC. He was then passed around to various Royal families as a showpiece. These families tried to 'breed' more of these oddities.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 10:21 AM (r8Hiq)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2017 10:22 AM (/tuJf)
******
I'd go with
L02.02 - furuncle of the face
Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2017 10:22 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2017 10:12 AM
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Or smallpox. That one scares the hell out of me (thinking about bad actors who could have access to it.)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2017 10:22 AM (HiDrR)
He bought it anyway.
I suppose now would be a bad time to call and remind him of that conversation?
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 10:23 AM (9xpg1)
Oh, she has a boyfriend who is coming down from Indiana to get her.
My nerves are a tad frayed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2017 10:23 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 08, 2017 10:23 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: WaldoTJ (in Texas) at September 08, 2017 10:23 AM (M1MpJ)
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You have to assume the girl's father and mother discussed this and thought, "What are the odds that our child will have this condition?"
And then out pops a furry baby.
And then they said, "Surely the next child won't have the condition. What are the odds of *that*?"
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 08, 2017 10:24 AM (4bKiB)
If you're going to be born with an affliction like this, getting brought to court at least made a relatively good life possible.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 10:24 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 10:23 AM (9xpg1)
You'd better do it now.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2017 10:24 AM (3soRk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:24 AM (mV4S5)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 10:25 AM (FZYNt)
If she wrote the paper, she was literate and had to have been taught. As poor people, they would be picking fleas off each other.
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 10:26 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2017 10:26 AM (EyPfd)
If you're going to be born with an affliction like this, getting brought to court at least made a relatively good life possible.
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Not really. She should would have been happier and healthier working as a sheep dog. Think of how many dog and sheep butts she could have sniffed.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 10:26 AM (YV+SU)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Merchandising Fine Harrangues, Declamations, & Despairs since 2012 at September 08, 2017 10:26 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:26 AM (mV4S5)
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Kill it!! Kill it!!! Remove that tumor before it consumes you!
Posted by: Cecile Richards at September 08, 2017 10:27 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2017 10:27 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 08, 2017 10:27 AM (zRZaJ)
A: Absolutely nothing.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 08, 2017 10:28 AM (2wRtc)
Jessica Alba is pregnant.
And the Titti Fairy was VeRY kind to her!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2017 10:26 AM (EyPfd)
The Fantastic Two - a remake.
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 10:28 AM (7n4KQ)
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Nearly naked coffee baristas are defending themselves in Seattle in a totally new way: it's for the children!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ydgnffr2
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 08, 2017 10:28 AM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at September 08, 2017 10:28 AM (J2oJa)
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I don't know if he's obligated, but since it's his SSN, he can have any female call, says she's that person and have it turned off.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 10:28 AM (vg8iE)
You'd think he'd stop after the first child, and just adopt. What an a-hole.
Posted by: Arthur Jermyn at September 08, 2017 10:29 AM (/qEW2)
Example, my little hometown had a dude what had a hunchback. Ya don't see that much nowadays.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:18 AM (mV4S5)
I went to high school with a guy who was born with no legs from the knees down & a total of four fingers - three on one hand & a giant thumb on the other.
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2017 10:29 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:29 AM (mV4S5)
Posted by: President John Kasich at September 08, 2017 10:29 AM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 08, 2017 10:29 AM (CMbMd)
You ever meet LauraW?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2017 10:29 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 08, 2017 10:29 AM (2wRtc)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 10:30 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Richard Hennigan at September 08, 2017 10:30 AM (bmkS9)
Is that something we're supposed to do and I just keep missing it?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 08, 2017 10:30 AM (CMbMd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2017 10:30 AM (bIwZ6)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2017 10:31 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2017 10:31 AM (mvenn)
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Well, that's easy to say if you don't spend every evening putting on a show jumping through hoops with your sisters.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 10:31 AM (J2oJa)
http://tinyurl.com/ybapeb8w
What a useless twit. I will never spend one cent on anything she's in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2017 10:31 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2017 10:32 AM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:32 AM (mV4S5)
Is that something we're supposed to do and I just keep missing it?
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Is what something we're supposed to do?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2017 10:32 AM (mvenn)
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She's Mother Nature's wrath for whoremongering and promiscuity.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 10:32 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 10:33 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2017 10:33 AM (bIwZ6)
It seems that you're alternately a stupid science-hating godbag or a big believer in deity-driven mystical karma depending on how Lefties want to couch the issue of the moment.
I do laugh at the Florida pol who said that Texas was being punished for voting for Trump the week before Irma started bearing down on his state (which also voted for Trump).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 10:34 AM (oVJmc)
Soon thereafter I realized that most of the "freaks" were fakes, or really not all THAT freaky.
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 10:34 AM (UmSfZ)
Years ago we had some Swiss exchange students and some others who were nannies. All I remember was their penchant for nude sunbathing and swimming. But I was younger then.
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 10:35 AM (9xpg1)
Someone needs to tell his mom to stop with the brown acid.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2017 10:35 AM (+Q7pl)
She was born in Indian Hills, Kentucky. Which is famous for delivering such brilliant individuals as...
*crickets*
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 08, 2017 10:36 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2017 10:32 AM (mvenn)
Yea, that's what.
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 10:36 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 10:36 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:36 AM (mV4S5)
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True. All the glamour disappears when you see the Manatee Woman riding an electric scooter in Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 10:36 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 10:37 AM (QC/4S)
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And some slaves too, if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 10:37 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 10:36 AM (rmVvL)
At some indeterminate date Hollywood will figure it out and every actor or actress will have to sign a STFU contract.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 08, 2017 10:38 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 10:38 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:38 AM (mV4S5)
Example, my little hometown had a dude what had a hunchback. Ya don't see that much nowadays.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:18 AM (mV4S5)
I went to high school with a guy who was born with no legs from the knees down & a total of four fingers - three on one hand & a giant thumb on the other.
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2017 10:29 AM (7HtZB)
If you watch any TV at all you have had to seen the Shriners Hospital commercials. These conditions are not as uncommon as one would think. By the way they are a fantastic charity to donate to if anyone is looking.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 10:38 AM (r8Hiq)
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I wonder if they ever critiqued each other's sexual technique.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 10:39 AM (J2oJa)
(according to Wiki)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 08, 2017 10:39 AM (aW5/6)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 10:39 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 08, 2017 10:40 AM (KP5rU)
knees down a total of four fingers - three on one hand a
giant thumb on the other.
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2017 10:29 AM (7HtZB)
Should have had little problem getting dates then.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2017 10:40 AM (JO9+V)
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What? Why?
Posted by: ESPN at September 08, 2017 10:40 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:40 AM (mV4S5)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2017 10:40 AM (bIwZ6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 10:39 AM (J2oJa)
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I imagine it was very unpleasant for one when the other had assburning diarrhea.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 10:40 AM (vg8iE)
When I was a kid, my parents surprised me with a visit to the Ripley's Believe It or Not museum in Niagara Falls. I was a huge fan of the show, and Unsolved Mysteries. It was a blast and one of the best gifts I ever received. Creepy as hell, but great.
Posted by: Kris at September 08, 2017 10:40 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 10:40 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 10:40 AM (QC/4S)
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I wonder if she bleeds like a stuck pig like another NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTY Kentuckian, Ashley "I'm Not Handling Aging Well" Judd.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 10:41 AM (vg8iE)
Yes, yes. We'll all look back on the 2016 election as the day the oceans started rising again, and this time they were out for blood.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 08, 2017 10:41 AM (0JUQP)
Genius like that shouldn't be wasted.
I'm waiting for her next spout of genius. Maybe linking rampant baby killing to the liberals burning desire to push guiltess sex and promiscuous behavior as a sign of being"liberated".
Dunce.
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 10:41 AM (9xpg1)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 10:42 AM (QC/4S)
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Hahaha! Me too. I am a vintage Unsolved Mysteries nerd...I don't know why...probably because when we were kids, some of it used to scare the hell out of my friend and me! So silly.
I do wish I could find a copy of the very first "special" hosted by Raymond Burr. Yes, I'm weird.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 10:43 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 08, 2017 10:43 AM (r8Hiq)
It's a shame, I think anyway.
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 10:43 AM (UmSfZ)
Petrus Gonsalvus was the man about whose life the original "Beauty and the Beast" story was written. He didn't have a magical castle, but he was taken in as a ward by King Henry II of France, who was fascinated with him and educated him, so he did indeed grow up in a castle.
He amazed people because in spite of his hairy face, he turned out to be quite a genius, and loved debating philosophy and other intellectual topics of the day. Ended marrying a princess and having a large family, including Antonietta here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2017 10:43 AM (k1TUh)
Chang and Eng
******
Y'all are keeping me busy this morning. Yup, there's a code for that:
Q89.4 - thoracopagus
Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2017 10:43 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: President Jeb Bush at September 08, 2017 10:44 AM (SkuXa)
She was born in Indian Hills, Kentucky. Which is famous for delivering such brilliant individuals as...
*crickets*
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 08, 2017 10:36 AM (EgwCt)
The assistant night manager at the Sunoco station. I don't know who he is, but he has to be smarter than she is.
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2017 10:44 AM (7HtZB)
When I talk to stoopid, even if it has a pretty face I wretch and walk away.
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 10:45 AM (9xpg1)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 10:45 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Monkfish at September 08, 2017 10:45 AM (7ciu+)
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 10:46 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2017 10:46 AM (bIwZ6)
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That's funny because Indian Hill, OH is a very ritzy, upscale suburb of Cincinnati. Without looking at a map, I would imagine both Indian Hills are within spitting distance of each other, except Jennifer's is probably the white trash Indian Hill.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 10:46 AM (vg8iE)
When I talk to stoopid, even if it has a pretty face I wretch and walk away.
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 10:45 AM (9xpg1)
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Why? Beautiful and stupid is like a five year-old with a big bag of cash.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 10:46 AM (J2oJa)
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Hahaha! Me too. I am a vintage Unsolved Mysteries nerd...I don't know why...probably because when we were kids, some of it used to scare the hell out of my friend and me! So silly.
I do wish I could find a copy of the very first "special" hosted by Raymond Burr. Yes, I'm weird.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 10:43 AM (vg8iE)
Loved, loved "Unsolved Mysteries." It hit all my buttons - true crime, the supernatural, miracles. It's available to stream on Amazon, but FU Bezos.
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2017 10:46 AM (7HtZB)
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Hahaha! Me too. I am a vintage Unsolved Mysteries nerd...I don't know why...probably because when we were kids, some of it used to scare the hell out of my friend and me! So silly.
I do wish I could find a copy of the very first "special" hosted by Raymond Burr. Yes, I'm weird.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 10:43 AM (vg8iE)
Unsolved Mysteries with Robert Stack is available on Amazon Prime. Didn't Vincent Price used to host it waaay back?
Posted by: Kris at September 08, 2017 10:46 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: geoffb5 at September 08, 2017 10:47 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 10:48 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2017 10:48 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2017 10:48 AM (bIwZ6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2017 10:48 AM (J2oJa)
I remember the episode about the weird mansion that had doors and stairs to nowhere designed by an eccentric widow.
Posted by: Kris at September 08, 2017 10:48 AM (nwqNw)
What does she make of the AIDS virus? Ebola? Sandy? 2004 tsunami? Bueller? Bueller?
Posted by: Jerry Falwell at September 08, 2017 10:49 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 10:49 AM (QC/4S)
Jennifer Lawrence tells a British TV interviewer that hurricanes are "Mother Nature's wrath for voting Trump."
It's nature's way of telling you something's wrong
It's nature's way of telling you in a song
It's nature's way of receiving you
It's nature's way of retrieving you
It's nature's way of telling you
Something's wrong
It's nature's way of telling you, soon we'll freeze
It's nature's way of telling you, dying trees
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2017 10:49 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:49 AM (mV4S5)
It turns out that actually makes it worse.
A lot of people with digestive issues like that get better on zero carb mainly because meat is almost completely liquid after it leaves the stomach. This allows the intestines to heal instead of being constantly irritated by bulky matter.
You can try - just eat meat for say two weeks (no plants) to get free from pain. (Although a trial of a month would be better).
hugs.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 08, 2017 10:49 AM (hMwEB)
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I take care of that, Lound Eye
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at September 08, 2017 10:49 AM (vg8iE)
Asking for a recently retired pol...
Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2017 10:49 AM (8ZHdq)
Technically it's being pushed over the top of another plate inward toward the rockies..
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 10:50 AM (UmSfZ)
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Yes! She was the wife of the firearms Winchester, I do believe. She kept adding on rooms. I think it was the inspiration for Stephen King's Rose Red.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 10:51 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 10:51 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: IP at September 08, 2017 10:52 AM (UmSfZ)
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I hope Jennifer Lawrence likes Chinese dick.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 10:52 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2017 10:53 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:53 AM (mV4S5)
Jennifer Lawrence
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 10:54 AM (rmVvL)
She's been looking a bit .. puffy faced lately.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 10:54 AM (QQ+il)
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I hope Jennifer Lawrence likes Chinese dick.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 10:52 AM (vg8iE)
I prefer to be called "Lichard."
Posted by: Richard Wong at September 08, 2017 10:54 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 08, 2017 10:54 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 08, 2017 10:54 AM (r+sAi)
I hope they can do a little better than the sci-fi flick Arrival. That has to be the most laid-back alien movie I've ever seen. However, if you can ignore the feminista trope, it's not completely terrible. If you squint real hard, you can almost sorta find a bit of Christianity in it towards the end.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2017 10:55 AM (bIwZ6)
But for a girl it has to be hell on earth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2017 10:56 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 10:56 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:36 AM (mV4S5)
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And IIRC, they married twin sisters. I'm sure that made things interesting...
Posted by: Jackal at September 08, 2017 10:56 AM (Ai1ab)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 10:56 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: 70sAd SockMash at September 08, 2017 10:56 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 10:56 AM (QC/4S)
Next ice age etc
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 08, 2017 10:56 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2017 10:57 AM (rfC2s)
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Mmmmm. I like bears!
Posted by: Shep! at September 08, 2017 10:57 AM (vg8iE)
Thank you, Newsbusters, for watching this crap so we don't have to.
http://tinyurl.com/yas9awmx
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2017 10:57 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 10:57 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:53 AM (mV4S5)
There's an indie comedy-light horror version of this in theaters and OnDemand also Amazon titled:
"Dave Made a Maze"
About an out of work guy who one day makes a cardboard box maze in his living room and gets lost inside. His friends try to get him out and get lost inside themselves.
Hijinks ensue.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2017 10:57 AM (9q7Dl)
http://tinyurl.com/ybapeb8w
What a useless twit. I will never spend one cent on anything she's in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2017 10:31 AM (PY9jH)
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I remember right after Katrina, Colbert made fun of some random preacher who said that the hurricane was God's punishment on New Orleans and homosexuality. Based on the actual flooding of New Orleans, the joke was, "God doesn't hate gays, but the gay adjacent."
I'm waiting with bated breath for Colbert's joke about Jennifer Lawrence saying, "God doesn't hate Texas, he hates Democrats in Texas."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 10:58 AM (5IkYA)
Oh look! Yet another weekend I won't be spending any money on a movie. :-)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2017 10:58 AM (0tfLf)
Only thing I care to hear from Jennifer Lawrence is which hole she wants it in Posted by: Rick in SK at September 08, 2017 10:57 AM (FZYNt)
And in what order. Or not.
Posted by: Zod at September 08, 2017 10:58 AM (Bdeb0)
The flaw in that theory is that for over a decade, they've been counting on China to boost their sales and tailoring their movies to make the Chinese government happy. In other words, there's no gain to be had there; they already have that market. They can't make up anything they lose in domestic viewers with new viewers in China.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2017 10:58 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2017 10:59 AM (PY9jH)
It's agreeing to deposit the money in the bank to cover the checks you already wrote.
If I had any hair left I'd tear it out.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 08, 2017 10:59 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Soothie at September 08, 2017 10:59 AM (zgLDa)
I hope they can do a little better than the sci-fi flick Arrival. That has to be the most laid-back alien movie I've ever seen. However, if you can ignore the feminista trope, it's not completely terrible. If you squint real hard, you can almost sorta find a bit of Christianity in it towards the end.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2017 10:55 AM (bIwZ6)
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The sad thing is, the international market largely IS propping up Hollywood.
Pirates 5 is the prime example. It pretty much bombed in America (making about $150 million), but made over $750 million worldwide.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 10:59 AM (5IkYA)
It never ceases to amaze me how people who reject the very idea of God as ridiculous and childish will turn around and treat karma or nature as an intelligent deity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2017 11:00 AM (39g3+)
It turns out that actually makes it worse.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 08, 2017 10:49 AM (hMwEB)
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Right now I'm on a low-residue diet, so low fiber.
And I think you actually have a point about the high fiber. Just before this episode, I had made a batch of granola bars which I was eating constantly---they were that good. Mind you, not actually healthy, but really good with tons of extra honey, brown sugar, nuts, choc chips, etc. Lots and lots of fiber in them which I thought was a good thing and then BOOM!
Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2017 11:00 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 11:00 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Soothie at September 08, 2017 11:00 AM (zgLDa)
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They don't believe in "Bearded Old Sky Man" as they like to call him, but they believe that "Gaia" ruthlessly declares vengeance on anybody that stands in the way of Totalitarian Communism.
They've all permanently turned off the ability to think.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 08, 2017 11:00 AM (WDCYi)
Next ice age etc"
I had a cousin, remember when we first when swimming together as kids, and I realized he had this long, silky golden hair all over his back.
I was like "ohmigod!! He's a Yeti!!!"
it still kind of freaks me out a bit. Although not as much as the guy in gym class who had one patch of long hair in a circle in the middle of his back, about 3 inches across, all by itself. Now that was f*ckin' weird.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2017 11:01 AM (k1TUh)
The worst is the hairless cats. As opposed to your regular talk of hardwood.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 08, 2017 11:01 AM (r+sAi)
Pirates 5 is the prime example. It pretty much bombed in America (making about $150 million), but made over $750 million worldwide.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 10:59 AM (5IkYA)
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Yep. That's why no boycotting or other organized "money withholding" would really hurt them. It's true of most, if not all, American media.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 11:01 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at September 08, 2017 11:01 AM (/qEW2)
If a workable strategy could be developed that effectively attacked the self-adoring propaganda that liberals write about themselves, the whole thing would fall apart in short order. They operate on a saintly classification of themselves and their motivations (even when they know what scumbags they might be in reality-- as if they do penance by saying the right things, which is why they're almost immune to charges of hypocrisy).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 11:01 AM (JRyqe)
Pirates 5 is the prime example. It pretty much bombed in America (making about $150 million), but made over $750 million worldwide.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 10:59 AM (5IkYA)
Didn't Fast & Furious 8 make even MORE than that in China?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 08, 2017 11:01 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 11:01 AM (mV4S5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 10:36 AM (mV4S5)
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And IIRC, they married twin sisters. I'm sure that made things interesting...
Posted by: Jackal at September 08, 2017 10:56 AM (Ai1ab)
The body cast made after their deaths is on display at the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia.
Posted by: Richard Wong at September 08, 2017 11:01 AM (7HtZB)
http://tinyurl.com/ybapeb8w
What a useless twit. I will never spend one cent on anything she's in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2017 10:31 AM (PY9jH)
The people of science believe an election determines weather.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2017 11:02 AM (493sH)
It never ceases to amaze me how people who reject the very idea of God as ridiculous and childish will turn around and treat karma or nature as an intelligent deity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2017 11:00 AM (39g3+)
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I can't remember who told it, but there's a little anecdote I read from time to time about a hippy with a gemstone around his neck (in order to capture positive energy) telling someone that Christians are ignorant and superstitious boobs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:02 AM (5IkYA)
Jennifer Lawerence - Cosmic Genius
She has a horror(?) movie coming out this week-
"mother!".
And just decided to alienate, at a minimum, one-half of her audience plus any libs who are actually kind-hearted, humanistic people.
Brilliant!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2017 11:03 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 11:03 AM (rmVvL)
Didn't Fast & Furious 8 make even MORE than that in China?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 08, 2017 11:01 AM (WDCYi)
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Probably. I don't really pay attention to that franchise.
I've seen about 1.5 of those movies.
And the 1 was at a dollar theater when I was seeing pretty much everything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:03 AM (5IkYA)
It's also why things have gotten so mind-numbingly dumb. Concepts that aren't going to translate well into Chinese are a lot less marketable than Fasterer N Furiousest XIV.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 11:03 AM (JRyqe)
Posted by: Gaia at September 08, 2017 11:04 AM (vzgzF)
But on the plus side, we keep the money.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 11:04 AM (QQ+il)
"They" being believers in Gaia?
Posted by: Zod at September 08, 2017 11:04 AM (Bdeb0)
Jennifer Lawerence - Cosmic Genius
She has a horror(?) movie coming out this week-
"mother!".
And just decided to alienate, at a minimum, one-half of her audience plus any libs who are actually kind-hearted, humanistic people.
Brilliant!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2017 11:03 AM (9q7Dl)
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She's been on the prog train for a few years.
She's never struck me as terribly bright, but she started out as a very likeable next door kind of girl. It's when she got famous with The Hunger Games movies that she started to change.
She called everyone back in her home state of Kentucky bigots last year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:04 AM (5IkYA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2017 11:05 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 11:05 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: mnw at September 08, 2017 11:05 AM (KklUr)
think it's remarkable that Fontana could let the viewer see the human
beneath the bizarre. It takes a few moments but it happens.
This. Look at her eyes, and that smile. She was a curiosity in the day, as was her whole family, but she was still just a young girl. I know the impulse is to point and laugh, but I've never been one to do that to someone afflicted w/ a condition not of their own making.
Unless that note read "I'm With Her." Then I'd mock and mock and mock.
FYI, the note reads:
"Don Pietro, a wild man discovered in the Canary Islands, was conveyed to his most serene highness Henry the king of France, and from there came to his Excellency the Duke of Parma. From whom [came] I, Antonietta, and now I can be found nearby at the court of the Lady Isabella Pallavicina, the honorable Marchesa of Soragna."
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at September 08, 2017 11:05 AM (4df7R)
Oh come on go to the 3:00 minute mark of that video and tell me that isn't Hitler Reincarnated!
He's even giving that damn salute.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2017 11:05 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2017 11:00 AM (39g3+)
Exactly. If someone said it was God's wrath they would be endless mocked by these twits. But idiots who believe in every fad lunacy are who we're supposed to listen to
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2017 11:05 AM (493sH)
It never ceases to amaze me how people who reject the very idea of God as ridiculous and childish will turn around and treat karma or nature as an intelligent deity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2017 11:00 AM (39g3+)
And ignore the people in the Caribbean that got flattened even worse.
Gaia sounds like a fucking petty bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 11:05 AM (JRyqe)
"Og hit that like mastadon hit . . . other mastadon."
(Or grunts to that effect)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2017 11:05 AM (rfC2s)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 08, 2017 11:06 AM (QM5S2)
It's also why things have gotten so mind-numbingly dumb. Concepts that aren't going to translate well into Chinese are a lot less marketable than Fasterer N Furiousest XIV.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 11:03 AM (JRyqe)
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The dumbing down has really gotten to a granular level. Dialogue is more and more simplistic while over explaining almost everything.
It's easier to translate weirder concepts across languages and cultures if they're spelled out explicitly several times.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:06 AM (5IkYA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:04 AM (5IkYA)
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Heh. That's nothing. I called my constituents redneck racists and they still voted for me!!
Posted by: John Murtha at September 08, 2017 11:06 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 11:03 AM (rmVvL)
With a pro-totalitarian communist-friendly theme.
And Richard Gere, with his free-Tibet thing going? He can't get work because China.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 08, 2017 11:06 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: simplemind at September 08, 2017 11:06 AM (nkXrr)
She's never struck me as terribly bright, but she started out as a very likeable next door kind of girl. It's when she got famous with The Hunger Games movies that she started to change.
She called everyone back in her home state of Kentucky bigots last year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:04 AM (5IkYA)
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She started becoming a proggie after meeting Lena Dunham. So, yet another thing that blob has ruined.
Posted by: Jackal at September 08, 2017 11:06 AM (Ai1ab)
It is a shame, that these savages reject the warmth and love of the only true gods, who are willing to share it by force with their ungrateful asses.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 11:06 AM (mV4S5)
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 11:07 AM (7n4KQ)
She's never struck me as terribly bright, but she started out as a very likeable next door kind of girl. It's when she got famous with The Hunger Games movies that she started to change.
She called everyone back in her home state of Kentucky bigots last year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:04 AM
And now, like most of the Hollywood assholery, she will kiss up to and say anything the money people in movies want her to say just to get that next part.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2017 11:07 AM (0tfLf)
http://tinyurl.com/yche6o9t
I'm sure this will get willowed
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2017 11:07 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Strobe at September 08, 2017
*
*
"The way you walk is thorny, my dear, through no fault of your own. Now get out of my wagon before you start clawing the furniture."
Posted by: Old Gypsy Woman at September 08, 2017 11:07 AM (FYBYK)
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/q-and-a/
a41409/atchoum-the-werewolf-cat-interview/
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 08, 2017 11:07 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at September 08, 2017 11:08 AM (YqcVw)
It's easier to translate weirder concepts across languages and cultures if they're spelled out explicitly several times.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:06 AM (5IkYA)
The simpler the words, the less complex the lip-flapping, the better the dub syncs up.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 08, 2017 11:09 AM (WDCYi)
I guess the residents of Barboda (devastated) were secret Trump supporters.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 08, 2017 11:09 AM (EgwCt)
"Oh come on go to the 3:00 minute mark of that video and tell me that isn't Hitler Reincarnated!"
.....
Heh, I didnt notice it before!
Posted by: Soothie at September 08, 2017 11:09 AM (zgLDa)
*****
Q76.4 - spina bifida occulta
or
I78.1 - giant hairy nevus
(You can Bing this one)
(or not)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2017 11:09 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2017 11:09 AM (7n4KQ)
"Don Pietro, a wild man discovered in the Canary Islands, was conveyed to his most serene highness Henry the king of France, and from there came to his Excellency the Duke of Parma. From whom [came] I, Antonietta, and now I can be found nearby at the court of the Lady Isabella Pallavicina, the honorable Marchesa of Soragna."
Exactly! Don Pietro = Pedro Gonzalez = Petrus Gonsalves
Out of all of the well known fairy tales, who would guess that Beauty and the Beast is the one that is actually based on a true story?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2017 11:09 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: hotel clerk at September 08, 2017 11:09 AM (pDsnX)
Posted by: Soothie at September 08, 2017 10:59 AM
Don't know about the who, but I believe the where is London.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2017 11:10 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 11:10 AM (mV4S5)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 10:51 AM (rmVvL)
Let them all go down the shitter. Commiewood, the NFL, ESPN, Disney, the MFM, etc
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2017 11:11 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 08, 2017 11:11 AM (Nwg0u)
Joe Bastardi seems to think the 'wake' behind Irma is causing the hurricane behind it (Jose) to tear itself apart.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 08, 2017 11:11 AM (EgwCt)
Yeah, Hispanola and Cuba look like they were carpet bombed. Untold number of dead, but who cares; FLORIDA!
Not as good looking as Jennifer Lawrence, and possibly even stupider - Leftist brain donor convinced Trump has the Secret Hurricane Machine
She's pretty cute, just ignorant as hell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2017 11:11 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2017 11:11 AM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 11:12 AM (QQ+il)
It is a shame, that these savages reject the warmth and love of the only true gods, who are willing to share it by force with their ungrateful asses. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 11:06 AM (mV4S5)
Crom does not blackmail your fealty with threats, and he is not interested in your guilt. He also does not insist on cheap vicarious redemption. You must burn your own ram--yea, this pleases him verily.
Posted by: Zod at September 08, 2017 11:12 AM (Bdeb0)
A net-net improvement.
Posted by: Zod at September 08, 2017 11:12 AM (Bdeb0)
You know, I hadn't thought of that. This makes a lot more sense than the "American audiences are retards so they dumb it down and repeat a lot" theory elitists throw around a lot. You know, the guys who prefer foreign movies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2017 11:13 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 08, 2017 11:11 AM (Nwg0u)
Michelle Obama supported Trump?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2017 11:13 AM (493sH)
She's pretty cute, just ignorant as hell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2017 11:11 AM (39g3+)
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She also seems to have become a vile person.
Not just the "everyone in Kentucky are bigots" stuff, but some smaller things.
After she won some award, she was in front of a bunch of reporters and one who questioned her kept looking at his phone as he asked her his question. She berated and made fun of him for it, but it turned out that he barely spoke English and was reading the question from his phone.
Because she's a kind and loving person.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:13 AM (5IkYA)
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Well, damn it, turn it on Hollyweird!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 08, 2017 11:13 AM (Nwg0u)
. . . Puerto Rico voted for Hillary and got slammed by Irma.
Wait. What's on your shirt? Oh, look. You've got karma all over yourself. Let me brush that off for you.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2017 11:13 AM (YqcVw)
remember KEITH SWEAT?
he's performing at the Lynn Auditorium in Lynn, MA
A couple of hundred seats??
Posted by: Soothie at September 08, 2017 11:13 AM (zgLDa)
If we could create hurricanes, how could the Earth be warming? We should be able to turn that on or off as we wish, too. All this BS about carbon is what, then, a double-bluff?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 11:13 AM (JRyqe)
Not until they come up with effective and convincing computer generated speech. With that in the bag, animation will explode. Gaming will have a huge surge as well. Voice acting is expensive and time consuming.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2017 11:14 AM (39g3+)
You know, I hadn't thought of that. This makes a lot more sense than the "American audiences are retards so they dumb it down and repeat a lot" theory elitists throw around a lot. You know, the guys who prefer foreign movies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2017 11:13 AM (39g3+)
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Less flag waving! More exposition!
Everything's better with more exposition!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:14 AM (5IkYA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 11:14 AM (mV4S5)
iscovery Klingon design is terrible and yeah,the show runners said something about them not being the Soviets anymore but factions in our own society or some such shit.Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 11:15 AM (rmVvL)
Better that than that pussy Worf who got p-whipped by Counselor Yenta into making a 'contract' with his bratty five-year-old.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 11:15 AM (JRyqe)
???
Residents of Puerto Rico residing on the island don't get to vote for President.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 08, 2017 11:15 AM (EgwCt)
evaporate; the people who hate him won't hate him any less (they CAN'T
hate him any more!); the GOP will lose the House in '18; Trump
will probably decline to run for a second term, because...hopeless.
Posted by: mnw at September 08, 2017 11:05 AM
OTOH, you have NO idea of how difficult life is when one is simply not invited to the right parties.
Posted by: zombies Ivanka and Jared at September 08, 2017 11:15 AM (ctuyM)
It's science! Religious belief is hardwired into our DNA. If a person abjures organized religion, that person will replace religion with superstition, politics, aggressive atheism, global warming, fortune telling or similar belief system to bandaid over the lack of religion in their life.
Another favored escape is Buddhism, as it is claimed to be a philosophy rather than a religion.
Whatever it takes, it will be done to have a belief system in your life. Chicken bones, rabbit's foot, whatever.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 08, 2017 11:15 AM (3myMJ)
It's agreeing to deposit the money in the bank to cover the checks you already wrote.
If I had any hair left I'd tear it out.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 08, 2017 10:59 AM (3myMJ)
Problem is, its NOT putting the money in the bank... its upping the limit on your line of credit... so you can go into MORE debt.
Posted by: Don Q. at September 08, 2017 11:15 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 11:15 AM (rmVvL)
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There are no enemies from without anymore.
Just those from within.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:16 AM (5IkYA)
. . . Puerto Rico voted for Hillary and got slammed by Irma.
Wait. What's on your shirt? Oh, look. You've got karma all over yourself. Let me brush that off for you.
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Houston is a big blue multi-cult Dem stronghold. So is Miami. Methinks Hurricanes hate Hillary and her friends and love them some Cajun Navy types.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2017 11:16 AM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 08, 2017 11:15 AM (EgwCt)
___________________________________
They voted for her over Bernie in the Democrat primary.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2017 11:17 AM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2017 11:17 AM (IqV8l)
It's science! Religious belief is hardwired into our DNA. If a person abjures organized religion, that person will replace religion with superstition, politics, aggressive atheism, global warming, fortune telling or similar belief system to bandaid over the lack of religion in their life.
Another favored escape is Buddhism, as it is claimed to be a philosophy rather than a religion.
Whatever it takes, it will be done to have a belief system in your life. Chicken bones, rabbit's foot, whatever.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 08, 2017 11:15 AM (3myMJ)
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I think that there's a very small (very small) minority of people who aren't hardwired to believe in something greater than themselves.
But, a lot of people think that they're much more special than they are.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:17 AM (5IkYA)
We need more scenes with people talking about nothing at all, and staring into space with a blank expression for extended periods of time so that you can write your own feelings and meaning on to the scene because that's like, super deep, man. Then something absolutely absurd and meaningless observed by the main character who has a totally blank expression, then moves on as if nothing happened because it expresses ennui and the meaninglessness of life! FIVE STARS, Palm d'or!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2017 11:17 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Don Q. at September 08, 2017 11:15 AM (NgKpN)
No Don, the problem is, that debt has already been approved, passed and ordered legally by congress BEFORE the debt ceiling is reached. It's over before the ceremony. The bride is already pregnant and there's no abortion available.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 08, 2017 11:17 AM (3myMJ)
As Chesterton so succinctly put it, "A man who professes to believe in nothing will believe anything."
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2017 11:17 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2017 11:18 AM (ul9CR)
We need more scenes with people talking about nothing at all, and staring into space with a blank expression for extended periods of time so that you can write your own feelings and meaning on to the scene because that's like, super deep, man. Then something absolutely absurd and meaningless observed by the main character who has a totally blank expression, then moves on as if nothing happened because it expresses ennui and the meaninglessness of life! FIVE STARS, Palm d'or!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2017 11:17 AM (39g3+)
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"Ah, the plebes...they're lives are so meaningless. It uplifts me to know that the lower classes have no joy in their lives. Unlike me, who is rich and awesome."
-Rich asshole at Cannes
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:18 AM (5IkYA)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2017 11:19 AM (O2RFr)
But... Jennifer may be right...
Did Warcock Cheney loose control of the weather machine?
Was it hacked by the Dems???
Posted by: Don Q. at September 08, 2017 11:19 AM (NgKpN)
He said it was good strategy, as it cleared the decks to begin serious work on Tax Cuts(laughed and said, no reform will happen) and it got money to Harvey victims which was promised. He said that it also opened the door for cover for the rogue Democrat now to vote for something Trump wants, because they can point to the Dem leadership saying that they were happy to work with Trump on this particular bill, etc.
Right on cue, while Newt was talking, Trump tweeted that unless the Senate R leader removes the 60 vote filibuster rule, 8 Democrats are ruling the Senate and therefore, must have their votes to get anything done.
And he's correct.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2017 11:19 AM (/Qs0S)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 11:19 AM (QC/4S)
I hope Jennifer Lawrence likes Chinese dick.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
Yeah, but a half hour later....
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2017 11:20 AM (JRyqe)
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 11:20 AM (9xpg1)
But if those same Puerto Ricans move to New York or Florida, they can vote in the presidential elections.
Go figure.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2017 11:20 AM (YqcVw)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 11:19 AM (QC/4S)
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Species 8472 had the makings of awesome...but Voyager fumbled it like so much else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:20 AM (5IkYA)
But if those same Puerto Ricans move to New York or Florida, they can vote in the presidential elections.
Go figure.
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We gotta take it where we can get it.
Posted by: Democrat Political Machine at September 08, 2017 11:21 AM (vg8iE)
But if those same Puerto Ricans move to New York or Florida, they can vote in the presidential elections.
Go figure.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2017 11:20 AM (YqcVw)
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States and federalism. What's that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:21 AM (5IkYA)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2017 11:18 AM (ul9CR)
The interesting thing is that a lot of Puerto Ricans moved to Florida. They wanted jobs here. They *can* vote her, if they reside here. Hillary expected to get their vote.
Should I reveal the spoiler? It's a good one.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 08, 2017 11:21 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 11:15 AM (rmVvL)
The Star Trek that people have to pay to subscribe to watch? Right, that's a good idea....
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2017 11:21 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 11:14 AM
LOL You a local?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2017 11:22 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 11:19 AM (QC/4S)
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Species 8472 had the makings of awesome...but Voyager fumbled it like so much else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:20 AM (5IkYA)
The CGI was bad for 8472.
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2017 11:22 AM (7HtZB)
Dean Hamer's research will be more credible when its results are replicated.
Posted by: Zod at September 08, 2017 11:22 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Don Q. at September 08, 2017 11:15 AM (NgKpN)
No Don, the problem is, that debt has already been approved, passed and ordered legally by congress BEFORE the debt ceiling is reached. It's over before the ceremony. The bride is already pregnant and there's no abortion available.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 08, 2017 11:17 AM (3myMJ)
OH I agree the money is already agreed to be spent...
But its like telling your Kid you will buy them a pony for their birthday.... but you don't have the money... so you up your Credit Limit to get the money to buy the pony.
I like the credit limit fights for ONE reason... they put the amount of debt we are in, back in the News for a couple of days.
Its in Washington's interest to be able to put us further in debt, without people paying attention.
Posted by: Don Q. at September 08, 2017 11:22 AM (NgKpN)
Or if they just visit....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2017 11:22 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 11:15 AM (rmVvL)
The Star Trek that people have to pay to subscribe to watch? Right, that's a good idea....
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I hope it's rather quickly relegated to the ashbin of history, to become so obscure that if you didn't see it the first time, your chances are nil of seeing it later.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 11:22 AM (vg8iE)
And didn't a crap ton of them move to the Orlando area between 2012 and 2016?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2017 11:23 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 08, 2017 11:13 AM (493sH)
Now now, it's been well established that Michelle is a Romulan.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 08, 2017 11:23 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 11:23 AM (mV4S5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:20 AM (5IkYA)
mm, maybe, maybe not on species 8472. BTW, VOyager is fine - after season 3, I think. Only series without teh ghey propaganda, other than the original.
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 11:23 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2017 11:21 AM (7HtZB)
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It's supposed to be the flagship product on their CBS All Access app.
I think it's going to fail.
Not because the show will be terrible (which I'm fully predicting), but because Star Trek really isn't that popular anymore. The reboot movies started out popular because they were Star Wars-lite, but got less and less popular with every installment.
Throwing $100 million at a new Star Trek series was stupid.
Star Trek was never something big. Even its best movies are comparatively small.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:23 AM (5IkYA)
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2017 11:24 AM (7HtZB)
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Piffle. We all know she's an early ancestor of Yarnek.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 11:24 AM (vg8iE)
The CGI was bad for 8472.
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2017 11:22 AM (7HtZB)
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Well, yeah. Late 90s TV CGI.
But, concept and design was pretty cool. A species that the Borg can't conquer and actively fear.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:24 AM (5IkYA)
Romulan-Klingon. Huma is full-on Romulan aristocracy. So, for that matter, is Rahm Emanuel.
Posted by: Zod at September 08, 2017 11:25 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 11:25 AM (rmVvL)
What do they think we are baboons ?
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 11:25 AM (9xpg1)
He signalled where he was on the Dreamers just after the election. He said he would end DACA - which was a Presidential EO created program. He announced that he is doing so with a transition period.
While announcing the end of DACA, he is encouraging Congress to "solve" it - to legislate what US policy should be, and he has indicated that he would sign such legislation up to and including if it is just the DREAM act again.
Upholding law is upholding law.
On the relief and CR and debt ceiling deal, he got relief for Harvey victims which was going to happen, but he got it without a political fight. He kept the Republicans from kicking the can - if they did an 18 month CR, how do the do tax relief? Make the Congress do a budget like they said they would.
And the debt ceiling is stupid, it doesn't work, and Dems win the fight each time.
Finally I go to Kurt Schlichter who I am finding more and more to be completel on the nose: What exactly was the GOPe's plan for victory on the CR?
Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2017 11:26 AM (8ZHdq)
mm, maybe, maybe not on species 8472. BTW, VOyager is fine - after season 3, I think. Only series without teh ghey propaganda, other than the original.
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 11:23 AM (QC/4S)
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I give the show shit, but season 5 might be me favorite season of Star Trek across all the series.
I just feel like it set itself for some concept breaking storytelling, but settled into being TNG part 2 by the second episode. Also, Jeri Taylor was probably one of the worst showrunners of a major TV show in history.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:26 AM (5IkYA)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2017 11:26 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Zod at September 08, 2017 11:25 AM (Bdeb0)
I still remember that event where Michelle showed up in full Romulan uniform.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 08, 2017 11:26 AM (WDCYi)
Funny. She doesn't look Druish.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2017 11:26 AM (mJ8mX)
the name, and the rhyme became 'Ocean Park, Ocean Park/ ya don't wanna
be there when it's dark.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at September 08, 2017 11:23 AM
Good plan unassing that dump. I don't recall the Ocean Park thing. What, were they getting jealous of Manchester-by-the-Sea?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2017 11:27 AM (p+Wdc)
Romulan-Klingon. Huma is full-on Romulan aristocracy. So, for that matter, is Rahm Emanuel.
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Ivanka is from Venus.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 08, 2017 11:27 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 11:27 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:27 AM (5IkYA)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2017 11:28 AM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: willow at September 08, 2017 11:28 AM (FKrah)
Orlando and NY. Which is why Orlando is going to shit and the biggest group of social welfare recipients in NY are, wait for it, Puerto Rican's.
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 11:28 AM (9xpg1)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2017 11:28 AM (jAZR9)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 11:28 AM (rmVvL)
until the writers tossed in that Borg Queen to "personalize" them, and in so doing tossed out everything that had made the Borg so interesting and alien.
They couldn't conceive of how to write drama without turning the Borg into just another kind of human with Funny Foreheads. I used to be one of the greatest ST fans - that's about the time I lost all interest.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2017 11:28 AM (k1TUh)
I just feel like it set itself for some concept breaking
storytelling, but settled into being TNG part 2 by the second episode.
Also, Jeri Taylor was probably one of the worst showrunners of a major
TV show in history.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:26 AM (5IkYA)
was 5 penultimate ? well which ever was penultimate was pretty good. and the one before that somewhat.
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 11:29 AM (QC/4S)
Abolish it. The only way to slow spending/borrowing is through congressional action. The debt ceiling is a red herring. You could even cut spending radically and you will still hit the debt ceiling.
To not break the ceiling would require cutting government spending by over 50% in one year and that's not happening!
Posted by: Meremortal at September 08, 2017 11:29 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2017 11:29 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:23 AM
Do. You. have a. Talk. Like. TheJames Madison. Day?
Posted by: Wm. Shatner at September 08, 2017 11:29 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 11:29 AM (QC/4S)
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7 total seasons, so antepenultimate?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:30 AM (5IkYA)
Posted by: Marcus T, Reassigned to indirect fire at September 08, 2017 11:25 AM (9xpg1)
Not to mention the little fact that studies show 10-15% of people who are registered to vote, do not.
So if you suddenly have MORE voters than were even registered... of 1 million plus voters...
You really need to lop off another 10%... at least... so they are over 100,000 votes above where statistics say they should be... for just that ONE city.
Posted by: Don Q. at September 08, 2017 11:30 AM (NgKpN)
until the writers tossed in that Borg Queen to "personalize" them,
and in so doing tossed out everything that had made the Borg so
interesting and alien.
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no, no , no ! The queen was good concept ! it was not to personalize - there had to be a center around which all Borg existed, like any society.
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 11:30 AM (QC/4S)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 11:31 AM (QC/4S)
Just sold the home in Virginia to move to Florida. What a welcome!!
Posted by: Smilin' Jack at September 08, 2017 11:31 AM (HGTCB)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2017 11:30 AM (QC/4S)
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Before the queen, we had no way to relate to the Borg.
They were truly unknowable.
The queen diminished that. I think she works fine in First Contact, but bringing her back in Voyager was a mistake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:31 AM (5IkYA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 08, 2017 11:33 AM (Nwg0u)
As long as they don't expect me to learn Chinese.
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at September 08, 2017 11:35 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at September 08, 2017 11:20 AM (5IkYA)
The CGI was bad for 8472.
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2017 11:22 AM
Pikers
Posted by: Alien at September 08, 2017 11:36 AM (0tfLf)
Medical authorioties are so completely wrong about what a healthy diet is.
they make people fat by recommending low-fat diets
give people digestive problems by recommending high-fiber diets
Sad!
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 08, 2017 11:42 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2017 09:50 AM (rmVvL)
I'm surprised they didn't take her as evidence of satanic dealings on the part of her mother and have her and her family burned at the stake. Perhaps it was because of the family's high rank.
If she had been a peasant, she would have been screwed.
People used to think that consorting with the devil caused birth defects.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 12:09 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 12:09 PM (ZM2xo)
Actually, this might in fact be true in some cases. Just look at Chelsea.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 12:10 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Max Power
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Hey! That's my line!
Posted by: Jack Nicholsen/Joker at September 08, 2017 12:28 PM (yUPCi)
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So she thinks Mother Nature is a real person? How come she gets all the credit? What about Father Climate Change? Ya know, it takes 2 to make a Hurricane.
Posted by: Al Gore at September 08, 2017 01:06 PM (yUPCi)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 12:09 PM (ZM2xo)
Actually, this might in fact be true in some cases. Just look at Chelsea.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 08, 2017 12:10 PM (ZM2xo)>
Gotta give the Hubbel his due
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 08, 2017 01:13 PM (JNTt1)
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