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Amazing Revelation from Hillary Clinton's Upcoming Book: Men Treated Me Badly and Made Me Lose
I had no idea. Why couldn't she have shared this with us earlier?
Specifically, she blames Bernie Sanders, who is, most agree, a man, and his "Bernie Bros" supporters, who are, some claim, also men, for her being a charmless grifter who didn't bother sending campaign literature to ground forces in Wisconsin.She said that his attacks against her during the primary caused "lasting damage" and paved the way for "(Donald) Trump's 'Crooked Hillary' campaign." Clinton, in a book that will be released September 12 entitled "What Happened," said Sanders "had to resort to innuendo and impugning my character" because the two Democrats "agreed on so much."This quote is included:
"President Obama urged me to grit my teeth and lay off Bernie as much as I could. I felt like I was in a straitjacket." - HRCObama too? The sacred scrolls say that he too has some features which may be confused as "man-like" at a distance.
"Some of his supporters, the so-called Bernie Bros, took to harassing my supporters online. It got ugly and more than a little sexist," she wrote. "When I finally challenged Bernie during a debate to name a single time I changed a position or a vote because of a financial contribution, he couldn't come up with anything," Clinton wrote. "Nonetheless, his attacks caused lasting damage, making it harder to unify progressives in the general election and paving the way for Trump's 'Crooked Hillary' campaign."All these men doing this woman wrong. This is pretty funny:
We're all very surprised that the man-hating harridan is blaming man-like creatures, and that the self-pitying drunk is shifting blame to others. It's all too shocking, and I'm sure this will be riveting, rewarding read.
"She says a lot in this book, and some of it is going to surprise people..." a Clinton aide said, asking not be named because they were not authorized to discuss the book.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2017 04:36 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 05, 2017 04:37 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: pookysgirl is now a preschool mom at September 05, 2017 04:37 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 05, 2017 04:37 PM (tr2D7)
Gay marriage.
Posted by: buzzion at September 05, 2017 04:37 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 05, 2017 04:37 PM (tr2D7)
What Happened?
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 05, 2017 04:38 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 05, 2017 04:39 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 04:39 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 05, 2017 04:39 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Donald Trump at September 05, 2017 04:40 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 05, 2017 04:39 PM (FUu/Z)
Heh. So true, so true.
Posted by: WisRich at September 05, 2017 04:40 PM (G0vdT)
changed a position or a vote because of a financial contribution, he
couldn't come up with anything," Clinton wrote.
Oh, "ALL THE TIMES?!" doesn't count as a valid answer? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!
Posted by: pookysgirl is now a preschool mom at September 05, 2017 04:40 PM (XKZwp)
The traffic in West Houston is horrendous. As good as they have been with other aspects of the storm , they dropped the ball on this issue. I live about 3 miles from work . It took me 35 minutes to get home at lunch. Cross roads to access the interstate are closed except two that are further east. Traffic is all on our main road Westheimer getting to those cross roads. They should have police directing traffic at the main intersections allowing the main road to flow instead of letting the light sequence control and having traffic from the feeder roads clog everything up. I ended up riding my bike back to work and it took me less than 15 minutes.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 05, 2017 04:40 PM (9m1df)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 05, 2017 04:40 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 05, 2017 04:40 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 04:40 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 05, 2017 04:40 PM (398bZ)
Caitlyn Jenner, 2024
Posted by: wooga at September 05, 2017 04:40 PM (v+3QR)
For what?
She has no juice, she has no power...
Incredible.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 05, 2017 04:40 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Viridian at September 05, 2017 04:40 PM (mVnZo)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 05, 2017 04:41 PM (mcI77)
This woman can't even venture into the second step. She's still stuck on denial.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 05, 2017 04:41 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2017 04:41 PM (SjImc)
Robby Mook was a genius, but not enough of one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 05, 2017 04:41 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 04:41 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 05, 2017 04:41 PM (0OmEj)
I take responsibility for the election loss. But it was those penis-people being mean to me.
I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR
Posted by: Frau Gruppencankles at September 05, 2017 04:41 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2017 04:42 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2017 04:42 PM (pPKG5)
For those that like to flog themselves (but on the way Shrillarhy is flogging her book).
Book on Tape whilst driving to the DMV.
or perhaps listening while driving into the flames of hell
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 05, 2017 04:42 PM (fceHP)
Are Rog, Rerun and Dwayne going to accompany her on the tour?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2017 04:42 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Muldoon the imperious plumber at September 05, 2017 04:42 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 05, 2017 04:42 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 04:42 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 05, 2017 04:42 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 05, 2017 04:42 PM (CPk08)
==
Why yes. Yes they did.
Did you expect that your she-presidency would be male-meanness free?
Did you think Jong Un and Putin were going to be your helpful allies because "girl"?
Totally Delusional.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 05, 2017 04:43 PM (2wRtc)
We dodged a bullet. Seriously.
Posted by: WisRich at September 05, 2017 04:43 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 04:43 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2017 04:43 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 05, 2017 04:43 PM (fA1SL)
they called anyone female not voting for Obama all manner of ugly things
so I actually give her a point here.
Although that isn't why she lost this time
She lost because everyone Knew she was corrupt this go around.
Posted by: willow at September 05, 2017 04:43 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2017 04:43 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 05, 2017 04:43 PM (O2RFr)
Excccept when men say mean things.
* stumbles *
* knocks over floor lamp *
* vomits *
* blacks out *
Posted by: DistHillary at September 05, 2017 04:43 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 05, 2017 04:43 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Huma at September 05, 2017 04:43 PM (j8uQ3)
Posted by: Ted K. at September 05, 2017 04:44 PM (I6Vm1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2017 04:44 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 05, 2017 04:44 PM (9m1df)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2017 04:44 PM (9xpg1)
What really killed her was white women, who Trump won with 53%.
The 'But I'm A Woman!' bit didn't work for her, not at all.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2017 04:44 PM (oVJmc)
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A girl with a stupid reset button.
(Or was it a "bozo button"? Something like that.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 05, 2017 04:45 PM (10LGw)
The Audio Book will win a Grammy. You can take that to the bank.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 04:45 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 05, 2017 04:45 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05
My pokies are droopies
Posted by: Hillary! at September 05, 2017 04:45 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at September 05, 2017 04:45 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 05, 2017 04:45 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 04:45 PM (EaQ6/)
Her Majesty works near west Beltway 8 and Westheimer. She left the house at 7:30 and got into work at 9:00.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 05, 2017 04:45 PM (BWL+E)
What's next - poring over every detail of the Dukakis campaign?
Not complaining, just wondering.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 05, 2017 04:45 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 05, 2017 04:45 PM (tbOMB)
40 This scrunt will play identity politics the day she dies...probably wants to be buried in an all female cemetery?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2017 04:43 PM (SjImc)
Do they cycle all at the same time?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 05, 2017 04:46 PM (ZTRlp)
She has run some blistering campaigns. Went after Obama during that Primary. So whining is ridiculous. Narcissist through & through.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 05, 2017 04:46 PM (9KR27)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 05, 2017 04:46 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: latest progressive conspiracy theory at September 05, 2017 04:46 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 05, 2017 04:46 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Bill at September 05, 2017 04:46 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2017 04:46 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 05, 2017 04:46 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 05, 2017 04:46 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Jeb! at September 05, 2017 04:46 PM (ctuyM)
I think the Geneva convention would consider that torture
Posted by: It's me donna at September 05, 2017 04:47 PM (O2RFr)
Nah- just kidding. That would be like shaving King Kong and saying he's naturally hairless. There would be a shelf life.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2017 04:47 PM (9xpg1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 05, 2017 04:47 PM (fceHP)
Since the US and NK are still at war, I apply.
Posted by: Geneva Conventions at September 05, 2017 04:48 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 05, 2017 04:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 05, 2017 04:47 PM (O2RFr)
not sure, they might just believe it's a diamond in the rough
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 05, 2017 04:48 PM (fceHP)
It's the barking and the head-rolling that I miss the most.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 05, 2017 04:48 PM (Mouru)
My campaign's fault. And Obama.
Posted by: Felonia von Pantsuit at September 05, 2017 04:48 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 05, 2017 04:48 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Hilldog at September 05, 2017 04:48 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: latest progressive conspiracy theory at September 05, 2017 04:48 PM (DQ4Fv)
Always someone else's fault. Can't be theirs. Oh no. No way.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 05, 2017 04:48 PM (/o9Qk)
I feel sure that, if she and we lived long enough afterward, we would have had a memoir explaining how her presidency was actually quite successful, and that none of the catastrophes on her watch were actually her fault, plus no one could have done better.
Posted by: JPS at September 05, 2017 04:48 PM (OblSb)
Posted by: Miss Sippi at September 05, 2017 04:48 PM (5fPhA)
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What was her "Dukakis tank commander" moment?
The staged appearances ?
Hillary getting thrown into the Scooby van?
Hillary screeching about not being up by " aT lEAsT 50 pOiNtS AAIIIGGHH!!!" ?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 05, 2017 04:49 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 05, 2017 04:49 PM (ZfKzG)
I recall Bernie Sanders specifically refraining from raising all of the current Clinton dirt , including the e-mail issue and her obvious health issues. As well as the Clinton foundation quid pro quo when she was SOS.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 05, 2017 04:44 PM
Yeah, he specifically said "I'm tired of hearing about your e-mails" when he threw that one "debate."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2017 04:49 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: WisRich at September 05, 2017 04:49 PM (G0vdT)
The Sandersnistas are batshit leftist crazy, but they are at least sincere, unlike Shrilliary's Shills.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 05, 2017 04:49 PM (ujg0T)
Add a lack of perception to the reasons she will never be president.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2017 04:49 PM (9xpg1)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 05, 2017 04:49 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: seeing the Obvious. at September 05, 2017 04:49 PM (ihtYN)
Posted by: Very Undude at September 05, 2017 04:49 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 05, 2017 04:49 PM (9m1df)
Hillary Clinton
Posted by: steevy at September 05, 2017 04:50 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 05, 2017 04:50 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 05, 2017 04:50 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 04:50 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2017 04:50 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at September 05, 2017 04:50 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: rhomboid
I have a "Dukakis for PResident" t-shirt that I keep in very good condition. I sometimes wear it to events where I know everyone will be an insufferable leftist. It really confuses them. They don't realize I'm mocking them.
Posted by: zombie at September 05, 2017 04:50 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at September 05, 2017 04:50 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: 13times at September 05, 2017 04:50 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 05, 2017 04:47 PM (fceHP)
That's for the
Posted by: gNewt at September 05, 2017 04:50 PM (j8uQ3)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at September 05, 2017 04:51 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2017 04:51 PM (jhqr1)
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Maybe you should shut your pie-hole!
Posted by: Hillary => at September 05, 2017 04:51 PM (LISuA)
I felt like you were too, Hills. I sure did.
Well, I maybe felt like you *ought* to be in one. That's sort of similar.
Posted by: T at September 05, 2017 04:51 PM (MmeCn)
Posted by: Geneva Conventions at September 05, 2017 04:51 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 05, 2017 04:51 PM (2wRtc)
And it will be this guy who wonders when she'll FOAD.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 05, 2017 04:51 PM (jxbfJ)
"Wonder if she talks about ... how the DNC undermined Bernie."
I'd like to think she wrote something like, "It was an amazing stroke of luck, all seven coin tosses breaking my way. Sure, that's one chance in 128 - but I make odds like that for myself all the time. Look at my investment in cattle futures!"
You know, something with a hint of self-awareness.
Posted by: JPS at September 05, 2017 04:51 PM (OblSb)
-oblig
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 05, 2017 04:52 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: zombie at September 05, 2017 04:52 PM (DQ4Fv)
Hurray, huzzah! Let the healing begin!
Cookies anyone?
Posted by: 80's music fan at September 05, 2017 04:52 PM (xaJIp)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2017 04:52 PM (9xpg1)
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You were running to be the f'ing president & advice from Obama was something you couldn't overcome?! Um, you know, you don't have to do everything people tell you to. And there are different options.
Oblivious woman.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 05, 2017 04:52 PM (9KR27)
Posted by: zombie at September 05, 2017 04:52 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Ken in NH at September 05, 2017 04:52 PM (gDMFf)
Hell, they still claim it was a "stumble."
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 05, 2017 04:52 PM (ul9CR)
She must have hired Joe Biden as a ghostwriter.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 05, 2017 04:52 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 05, 2017 04:52 PM (AjNMO)
Posted by: Trumpy does magic things at September 05, 2017 04:52 PM (IqV8l)
You know who still goes to libraries? Shrill, menopausal, leftist, divorced wimmen with butch haircuts who hate men and believe every word that issues from that mucus-lined hole that graces the lower portion of Hillary's face.
That's who.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 05, 2017 04:53 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: klaftern at September 05, 2017 04:53 PM (RuIsu)
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I NEED MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!! WHERE'S MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!!
Posted by: Hillary! at September 05, 2017 04:49 PM
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I've asked you not to call me that in public.
Posted by: Huma Danger at September 05, 2017 04:53 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 05, 2017 04:53 PM (2wRtc)
amazon categorized it under
Horror/Occult/Vampires/Dark Fantasy
by mistake...
someone heard she talked to ghosts
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 05, 2017 04:53 PM (fceHP)
She should title that chapter "Where's My Other Shoe?"
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 05, 2017 04:54 PM (bjWNl)
chunked = chucked
Posted by: zombie at September 05, 2017 04:52 PM (DQ4Fv)
I've seen it both ways.
Posted by: Sean Spencer at September 05, 2017 04:54 PM (tbOMB)
I would have paid to read that.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2017 04:54 PM (9xpg1)
That's who.
Posted by: Cicero (
You didn't mention who else goes to libraries:
Smelly homeless bums who jerk off while looking at child porn on the library computers.
Posted by: zombie at September 05, 2017 04:54 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Hillary Live(r)! at September 05, 2017 04:54 PM (bc2Lc)
"You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else"
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 05, 2017 04:54 PM (9m1df)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 04:55 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2017 04:55 PM (SjImc)
If Bernie ruined Hillary's campaign, then if I donate to Bernie in 2020, will this help to defeat her again?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 05, 2017 04:55 PM (/qEW2)
So you're saying she only gets off right at the moment of actually killing someone, like Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS?
Interesting, interesting.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 05, 2017 04:55 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: gNewt at September 05, 2017 04:55 PM (j8uQ3)
Oh, the legend! Oh, the legacy!
Posted by: 80's music fan at September 05, 2017 04:55 PM (xaJIp)
No matter what the crazy biatch says to sell books and make even more money I watched daily tracking polls and it was neck and neck until the moment she spazzed out and the SS threw her sorry ass into the black Suburban like so much spoiled produce. She never moved one iota upwards after that.
On a September 11th day, recorded, then uploaded to YouTube.
A certain justice, that was.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 05, 2017 04:55 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 05, 2017 04:46 PM
No! You been here 30 year!! You leave now!
Posted by: The Owner at September 05, 2017 04:55 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2017 04:55 PM (9xpg1)
The data indicate how deeply divided Americans are by race and gender: 94 percent of black women who voted and 68 percent of Hispanic or Latino female voters chose Hillary Clinton, but 53 percent of all white female voters picked Mr. Trump.
The data can be broken down further: 51 percent of white women with college degrees voted for Mrs. Clinton, while 62 percent of women without one voted for Mr. Trump, a reflection of his success with working-class whites.
She won big with ethnic women (about 20% of women). Lost white women over all (~63% of women), barely won with kollidj-ejakated white wimmin.
Her campaign fell apart when her appeal to Gender Identity Politics failed.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2017 04:55 PM (oVJmc)
I'll save that chapter for my next book (hic!)
Posted by: Felonia von Pantsuit at September 05, 2017 04:55 PM (ul9CR)
She should title that chapter "Where's My Other Shoe?"
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 05, 2017 04:54 PM (bjWNl)
haha
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 05, 2017 04:56 PM (fceHP)
===
"The damned, insufferable New York late October heat pounded on my head like Bill on a new intern."
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 05, 2017 04:56 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Huma at September 05, 2017 04:56 PM (/Nite)
I was going to write;
Why can't these people just go away. How big an ego to you have to have in order to be blinded by the fact that you've outlived your usefulness for public service? You've gotten the lifetime pension and health care, so sell your bullshit books, make your bullshit paid speeches and Leave running the country to someone who isn't a drunken asswipe.
Posted by: Very Undude at September 05, 2017 04:56 PM (2X7pN)
Don't forget about the brilliant laugh line "What, like with a cloth?" I saw and heard people mocking that one for months, even in hard-left Seattle.
What really cracked me up about that one was it was clearly a planned remark. They probably even focus grouped it.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2017 04:56 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Bruce at September 05, 2017 04:57 PM (8ikIW)
What about Giant Syringe Body Man?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 04:57 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Hillary => at September 05, 2017 04:57 PM (LISuA)
He fantasizes about violence against women. So he might be a lesbian.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 05, 2017 04:57 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: 13times at September 05, 2017 04:57 PM (WHVu+)
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LOL. Have never heard that one before. Song: "She was one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater." Just popped into brain.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 05, 2017 04:57 PM (9KR27)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 04:57 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: H. Rodham at September 05, 2017 04:58 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2017 04:58 PM (iVOAv)
Yeah but is being good at grifting in advance really a virtue?
Posted by: DaveA at September 05, 2017 04:58 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at September 05, 2017 04:58 PM (Vmj3m)
Posted by: Bruce at September 05, 2017 04:57 PM (8ikIW)
Bollards? Phallic symbols, yo.
Connect the dots!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 05, 2017 04:58 PM (SRKgf)
That's why the election night part starts off, "It was a dark and stormy night".
Posted by: Hillary => at September 05, 2017 04:58 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 05, 2017 04:59 PM (uJpal)
Posted by: 13times at September 05, 2017 04:50 PM (WHVu+)
even though the waiting list a mile long is for Game of Thrones for those without HBO
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 05, 2017 04:59 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: DaveA at September 05, 2017 04:59 PM (FhXTo)
anyway, a female might win one day because she knows and presents a case for Her ability to Help the country to become prosperous again , JOBS, succeed and become stronger.
....
like Trump
Posted by: willow at September 05, 2017 04:59 PM (FKrah)
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"I felt like I was in a straitjacket." - HRC
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That would have been really handy for our van loading procedures.
Posted by: Secret Service Agent at September 05, 2017 04:59 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: 13times at September 05, 2017 04:57 PM (WHVu+)
Nah. I think Hilary's a gin gal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 05, 2017 04:59 PM (Mouru)
So ... men (?) stick together. Preach it, sistah!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 05, 2017 04:59 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 05, 2017 04:59 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 05, 2017 05:00 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at September 05, 2017 05:00 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2017 05:00 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: steevy at September 05, 2017 05:00 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 05:00 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2017 05:00 PM (oVJmc)
So her supporters were primarily ... women? Er... wymyn?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 05, 2017 05:00 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: willow at September 05, 2017 05:00 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:00 PM (EaQ6/)
What about Giant Syringe Body Man?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 04:57 PM (QQ+il)
****************************
Not that kind of high.
Posted by: gNewt at September 05, 2017 05:00 PM (j8uQ3)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 05, 2017 05:01 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 05, 2017 05:01 PM (9KR27)
Posted by: zombie
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One of these days, I'm going to buy one of these:
http://tinyurl.com/ybxdy73c
Posted by: Bill at September 05, 2017 05:01 PM (nBBdT)
from what I saw, she has trouble with that *first* step.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 05, 2017 05:01 PM (uJpal)
One that things she deserves the Job because she is a woman.
Posted by: willow at September 05, 2017 05:01 PM (FKrah)
But what the fuck !!!
http://dailycaller.com/?p=5864176
Yeah. File that one under "Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 05, 2017 05:01 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 05:00 PM (0tfLf)
That's why McCain and Romney lost. Sexism, comin' and goin'!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 05, 2017 05:01 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 05, 2017 05:02 PM (mvenn)
Just install a torrent client on the local library computer. Bingo bango.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2017 05:02 PM (jhqr1)
Yeah. I'm a piece of work.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 05, 2017 05:02 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mega at September 05, 2017 05:02 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 04:57 PM
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Power Forward!
Posted by: Reggie Love at September 05, 2017 05:02 PM (nBBdT)
Yet, paradoxically, I match none of the colorful adjectives in Cicero's description of library users. Of course I'm just in/out to pick-up/drop of books, no time actually spent there. Plus, nice dull suburban location, so little of the social pathologies that other places appear to have dumped on their libraries.
Only problem is the reading list, at over 300 and growing all the time.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 05, 2017 05:02 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Max Power at September 05, 2017 05:03 PM (q177U)
Quisling Ryan has already issued a weasel word statement about DACA. "those who have done nothing wrong...".
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2017 05:03 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2017 05:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 05, 2017 05:03 PM (1v97/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
_______
I'll be the first Marine astronaut who flunked a bar exam but narrowly survived a sniper attack to deliver long-winded drunken sermons to the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt.
Arf arf!
Posted by: DistHillary at September 05, 2017 05:03 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: gNewt at September 05, 2017 05:03 PM (j8uQ3)
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Pot, meet Kettle. And your supporters sent death threats to Electoral peeps.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 05, 2017 05:03 PM (9KR27)
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 05, 2017 05:03 PM (OB4KJ)
The witch won't go away
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2017 04:36 PM (pPKG5)
Do you want to hold her her down or be the one to dump a bucket of water on her? Either way you're stuck singing 'Ding Dong the Witch is dead after we're done 'cause I can't sing for shit.
Posted by: AdamPM at September 05, 2017 05:03 PM (uSn+c)
Dear Comrade Citizen...
Please ensure that you have registered all your weapons with the Government.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2017 05:03 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Fritz at September 05, 2017 05:04 PM (eLttb)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:04 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 05, 2017 05:04 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Reggie Love at September 05, 2017 05:04 PM (bc2Lc)
Why can't these people just go away. How big an ego to you have to have in order to be blinded by the fact that you've outlived your usefulness for public service? You've gotten the lifetime pension and health care, so sell your bullshit books, make your bullshit paid speeches and Leave running the country to someone who isn't a drunken asswipe.
Posted by: Very Undude at September 05, 2017 04:56 PM (2X7pN)
Because this is their entire life. Without politics, they have no purpose in life, no reason to get up in the morning. I'm serious, it's the same thing with Obama. He has all kinds of money now, and friends with yachts and such, but he has no reason to get up in the afternoon(yes I said that on purpose) without being able to blather on or write EO's or sneer at some police department on television, etc.
Like old stage maven's, they can't get off the stage.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 05, 2017 05:04 PM (/Qs0S)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 05, 2017 05:04 PM (9m1df)
I can't really imagine Hillary running a mega church. She's just not charismatic enough, and I'm inclined to think the "wants to be a minister " is intended to rehabilitate her image, but God knows.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2017 05:04 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 05, 2017 05:04 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 05, 2017 04:40 PM (Mouru)
Sadly enough, even if she did, I don't think she would back up her troops ...
Posted by: Adriane the GOT Critic ... at September 05, 2017 05:04 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 05, 2017 05:04 PM (uJpal)
But what the fuck !!!
http://dailycaller.com/?p=5864176
Yeah. File that one under "Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 05, 2017 05:01 PM (Mouru)
made me gulp
this is scary
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 05, 2017 05:04 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2017 05:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 05, 2017 05:05 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: The Secret Service at September 05, 2017 05:05 PM (Mouru)
===
*golf clap*
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 05, 2017 05:05 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Jim Wright at September 05, 2017 05:05 PM (nBBdT)
Let's not forget about the extremely creepy body double who was sent out onto the sidewalk about two hours later, with the crowd and the cameras carefully cordoned off at a distant remove, to demonstrate that Hillary was "perfectly all right".
Posted by: torquewrench at September 05, 2017 05:05 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 05, 2017 05:05 PM (uJpal)
Joel Olsteen she ain't.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2017 05:05 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Brett Favre at September 05, 2017 05:06 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Paolo at September 05, 2017 05:06 PM (V/f/L)
Two full sets Game of Thrones paperback books at our library in perfect condition. In Spanish. I'm not kidding.
Posted by: 13times at September 05, 2017 05:06 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:06 PM (EaQ6/)
Saw that last night and couldn't stop laughing. "Sheriff Hilary" pew pew pew.
Posted by: Fletch at September 05, 2017 05:06 PM (P3JoP)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 05, 2017 05:06 PM (uJpal)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2017 05:06 PM (SjImc)
Oh yeah, with the prop kid. That was creepy.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 05:06 PM (QQ+il)
Like old stage mavens, they can't get off the stage.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 05, 2017 05:04 PM (/Qs0S)
THIS is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Brett Favre at September 05, 2017 05:07 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 05, 2017 05:04 PM (SRKgf)
Yes she took a position that would result in a financial contribution. She didn't technically change anything.
Weasel wording as usual.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 05, 2017 05:07 PM (9m1df)
Po-tay-to, Po-tah-toe
Posted by: wth at September 05, 2017 05:07 PM (HgMAr)
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Weasel words.
Unspoken: "The fix was in before I took the contribution."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2017 05:07 PM (nBBdT)
But what the fuck !!!
http://dailycaller.com/?p=5864176
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2017 05:00 PM
If this is for realsies, it is incredible disturbing. And very likely illegal.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 05:07 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Byll Winn at September 05, 2017 05:07 PM (vmsda)
At a distance? I thought you had to get real close to see this feature.
I bet Reggie Love got close enough...
Posted by: CJHerod at September 05, 2017 05:07 PM (pPnD+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 05:06 PM (QQ+il)
"Quick! Deploy the Doppelganger and the orphan! NOW!!!!"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 05, 2017 05:08 PM (Mouru)
Let's not forget about the extremely creepy body double who was sent out onto the sidewalk about two hours later, with the crowd and the cameras carefully cordoned off at a distant remove, to demonstrate that Hillary was "perfectly all right".
That reminds me of the episode where Basil Fawlty has Polly impersonate Sybil, who's stormed off in a huff.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2017 05:08 PM (oVJmc)
Wrong.
Not on the identity politics thing, of course. But on the dying thing - she won't. Ever.
Evil never dies.
Posted by: Jaws at September 05, 2017 05:08 PM (oOw3I)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 05, 2017 05:08 PM (9m1df)
Except come here illegally...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 05, 2017 05:08 PM (O2RFr)
They claim authorization pursuant to Title 23 Section 1522, Virgin Islands Code. Anyone expert on this stuff? Does the 2nd Amendment apply to the US Virgin Islands?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2017 05:08 PM (jhqr1)
Fox Business is showing a march to support the "Dreamers". A lot of people are carrying red flags with a white circle in the center. Some kind of wording in the circle. But really optics of a red flag with a white circle. oh and there's SEIU
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2017 05:08 PM (493sH)
Posted by: steevy at September 05, 2017 05:08 PM (rmVvL)
changed a position or a vote because of a financial contribution, he
couldn't come up with anything," Clinton wrote.
That is because most of her positions and votes were decided after passing teh collection plate.
Posted by: Ripley at September 05, 2017 05:09 PM (MxEKc)
'What Happened Twice'
Posted by: Bully at September 05, 2017 05:09 PM (7LVfh)
Daily Caller is pretty reliable.
And my link takes you to another link for the PDF scan of the Governors order.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2017 05:09 PM (EyPfd)
She was just over heated. Quick, take her to her own apartment, which just happens to be a former boutique medical office.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 05:09 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 05, 2017 05:09 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 05, 2017 05:10 PM (SRKgf)
The melee outside of Trump Tower in NY had them carrying mexican flags... Says a lot of which Country they consider their home...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 05, 2017 05:10 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: gNewt at September 05, 2017 05:10 PM (j8uQ3)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 05, 2017 05:10 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 05, 2017 05:04 PM (9m1df)
.............
Sorry, no refunds.
Posted by: Joe Fresnel at September 05, 2017 05:10 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: wodun at September 05, 2017 05:10 PM (lFga6)
Posted by: concrete girl at September 05, 2017 05:11 PM (FWzFU)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:11 PM (EaQ6/)
When she means treated badly by men she means the bartenders that 86'd her.
Posted by: YIKES! at September 05, 2017 05:11 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 05, 2017 05:01 PM (SRKgf
Well, they were both pussies, so maybe FAB is onto something.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 05, 2017 05:11 PM (tbOMB)
Tears of Shame
I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter, Chelsea (or CheChe as I call her in private moments) as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn't understand why the Bernie Bros would be mean. "Bernie effin' Sanders?" she asked pitifully.
I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the DNC would be treating a woman of my experience and stature to distort the idea of being female to every American. "And yes honey, Bernie effin' Sanders", I was forced to say.
I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."
When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Mommy" she said, "why are the deplorables doing this to you when it's YOUR TURN?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.
For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice helped me to get through.
/ Cheche's Mom
Posted by: Muldoon at September 05, 2017 05:11 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 05, 2017 05:12 PM (a5HEa)
Posted by: Hillary at September 05, 2017 05:12 PM (FwRqg)
Posted by: geoffb5 at September 05, 2017 05:12 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2017 05:12 PM (oVJmc)
The publisher. And in Hilldawg's case, foreign governments who want some quid pro quo.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2017 05:12 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 05, 2017 05:12 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 05,
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It's probably been pointed out already, but specifically BECAUSE the waiting list for the Game of Thrones DVDs is a mile long.
Deplorable.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 05, 2017 05:12 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2017 05:12 PM (oVJmc)
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Maybe it's just boilerplate "State of Emergency" language that the Daily Caller is cherrypicking?
Wouldn't put it past them. (No offense, Tucker.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 05, 2017 05:12 PM (10LGw)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 05, 2017 05:12 PM (9KR27)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:12 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 05, 2017 05:13 PM (9KR27)
Posted by: wodun
She is a super hero. She can exterminate all male antagonists with her anti-mainsplaining laser.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 05, 2017 05:13 PM (/qEW2)
Except when I can't. Then it's the men's fault...
Posted by: Hillary! at September 05, 2017 05:13 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2017 05:12 PM (oVJmc)
Does she know Ron Vibbentrop?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2017 05:13 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 05, 2017 05:13 PM (9m1df)
Posted by: Wicked Witch of the West at September 05, 2017 05:13 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 05, 2017 05:14 PM (vmsda)
It's verbatim from the VI Code.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 05, 2017 05:14 PM (1v97/)
Posted by: Eromero at September 05, 2017 05:14 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Byll Winn at September 05, 2017 05:07 PM (vmsda)
...........
Oops. Well, we can still give her California, right John?
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at September 05, 2017 05:14 PM (HgMAr)
As far as I know, she has no plans to be President.
On a the upside, she's just as bribable as Hillary! if you have Greenies on your person.
I think she may have a shot!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 05, 2017 05:14 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 05, 2017
Now I understand the nickname "Harrow Tits"
Posted by: wooga at September 05, 2017 05:14 PM (v+3QR)
Posted by: Toad-O at September 05, 2017 05:14 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: gNewt at September 05, 2017 05:03 PM (j8uQ3)
Unitarian
Oooh, no: modern Church of England.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 05, 2017 05:14 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 05, 2017 05:12 PM (9KR27)
I wouldn't. She's sold her soul, dignity and humanity for money and power. That comes with a price. So be it.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 05, 2017 05:14 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ad Whiz at September 05, 2017 05:14 PM (DpOmP)
First Amendment Protects Cinema's Right to Show Unicorn Masturbation Scene While Serving Alcohol, Says Judge
From Reason's twitter feed.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 05, 2017 05:15 PM (0ogQG)
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People who were fine with the TEA party being illegally targeted by the weaponized IRS are adamantly against illegal aliens being targeted for being in the country illegally.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 05, 2017 05:15 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Hillary (sally fields) Clinton at September 05, 2017 05:15 PM (6Ll1u)
Sincerely,
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Cashcow at September 05, 2017 05:15 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 05, 2017 05:15 PM (uJpal)
You know who else wrote a book about his political struggles ?
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 05, 2017 05:14 PM (vmsda)
BHO?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 05, 2017 05:15 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 05, 2017 05:16 PM (9m1df)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2017 05:16 PM (nBBdT)
+++
Where are you situated in terms of this Irma business?
Posted by: washrivergal at September 05, 2017 05:16 PM (a5HEa)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 05, 2017 05:14 PM (vmsda)
BHO?
Nein
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 05, 2017 05:16 PM (vmsda)
Hillary New Hotness: "Nobody voted for me! I am a pussy!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at September 05, 2017 05:16 PM (ypGMo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2017 05:16 PM (SjImc)
212 Her Seizure glasses were made by a man .
Nonsense. I think we can all agree that she made a spectacle of herself.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 05, 2017 05:16 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:17 PM (EaQ6/)
Do they give an address for this theater? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 05:17 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 05, 2017 05:11 PM (mvenn)
*can't tell if real quote or parody at this point*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 05, 2017 05:17 PM (xJa6I)
Jack Daniels?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
She does curse him the morning after. But, she forgives him by 10 AM
She just can't stay mad at him
Posted by: Bruce at September 05, 2017 05:17 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 05, 2017 05:17 PM (OB4KJ)
Do they give an address for this theater? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 05:17 PM (QQ+il)
Wasn't that in Deadpool?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 05, 2017 05:17 PM (xJa6I)
Are you sure that's Reason? They didn't mention pot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2017 05:18 PM (oVJmc)
But she would have so been able to handle Putin.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 05, 2017 05:18 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 05, 2017 05:18 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: 13times at September 05, 2017 05:18 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:18 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:17 PM (EaQ6/)
When it grows up, I want it to be between Gal Godot's thighs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 05, 2017 05:18 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at September 05, 2017 05:18 PM (bc2Lc)
=========================
Just because some man told you to sit down, shut up and be nice, you let a failure like Bernie torpedo your entire campaign?!
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 05, 2017 05:19 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Fritz at September 05, 2017 05:19 PM (eLttb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 05, 2017 05:19 PM (KP5rU)
If Bernie truly cared about people, he would have admitted that what he and I are peddling is the same. None of this has anything to do with people actually evaluating the candidates. Because people are too dumb to do that.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 05, 2017 05:19 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: gNewt at September 05, 2017 05:03 PM (j8uQ3)
Unitarian
Oooh, no: modern Church of England.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Well, the Unitarians are not Christian. I'd have to say that Old Nick is making inroads at the Episcopal Church, but they are all under assault, and slowly folding.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2017 05:20 PM (nBBdT)
She didn't want to tell Barry - Back off, creep
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2017 05:20 PM (493sH)
Hillary New Hotness: "Nobody voted for me! I am a pussy!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at September 05, 2017 05:16 PM (ypGMo)
............
I have seen pussy, and that is not a pussy.
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at September 05, 2017 05:20 PM (HgMAr)
Where are you situated in terms of this Irma business?
Posted by: washrivergal at September 05, 2017 05:16 PM (a5HEa)
I'm in Central Florida, so I won't be getting the worst of it. Still, it has the potential to be pretty nasty.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 05, 2017 05:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 05, 2017 05:20 PM (9m1df)
Posted by: Anachronda
*****
Heh! Nice!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 05, 2017 05:21 PM (mvenn)
It's verbatim from the VI Code.
----
I'd probably interpret that as: "VI Governor issues standard State of Emergency declaration."
Not "VI Governor takes advantage of Irma to start grabbing guns," which is how the DC frames it.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 05, 2017 05:21 PM (10LGw)
Posted by: The Paolo at September 05, 2017 05:21 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: gNewt at September 05, 2017 05:03 PM (j8uQ3)
Unitarian
Oooh, no: modern Church of England.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
--------------
Well, the Unitarians are not Christian. I'd have to say that Old Nick is making inroads at the Episcopal Church, but they are all under assault, and slowly folding.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2017 05:20 PM (nBBdT)
Jah, for all the old denominations. Maybe Southern Babtist is still holding out.
Calvary Chapel and the Evangelical Free churches seemed sound, back when I still went to them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 05, 2017 05:21 PM (xJa6I)
"President Obama urged me to grit my teeth and lay off Bernie as much as I could. I felt like I was in a straitjacket." - HRC
She didn't want to tell Barry - Back off, creep
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2017 05:20 PM (493sH)
Superpredator. Can you blame her?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 05, 2017 05:21 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Direwolf at September 05, 2017 05:21 PM (BmTFY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2017 05:22 PM (nBBdT)
Odd how she has the same effect on others.
Must be a coincidence. You racist sexist pig.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 05, 2017 05:22 PM (CPk08)
Anyone who takes advice from TFG deserves whatever happens to them.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 05, 2017 05:22 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Redjack! at September 05, 2017 05:22 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:22 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Bruce at September 05, 2017 05:22 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 05, 2017 05:19 PM (KP5rU)
Poetry. Sheer poetry, Chavez
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 05, 2017 05:23 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:17 PM (EaQ6/)
Fixed that for me.
Posted by: buzzion at September 05, 2017 05:23 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: no good deed at September 05, 2017 05:23 PM (eIQHF)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 05, 2017 05:20 PM (0mRoj)
+++
Ah. Well you know we all are wishing that you stay safe!
Posted by: washrivergal at September 05, 2017 05:23 PM (a5HEa)
Posted by: blaster at September 05, 2017 05:23 PM (jHrzU)
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You know, it's sort of curious that an alpha male like Obama wasn't seen as a threat.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 05, 2017 05:23 PM (rjrh3)
Did you perchance read the actual Governor's order?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2017 05:23 PM (EyPfd)
The shit Midas did it again...I suppose we owe him for it this time.
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 05, 2017 05:23 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 05, 2017 05:24 PM (uJpal)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:17 PM (EaQ6/)
Fixed that for me.
Posted by: buzzion at September 05, 2017 05:23 PM (z/Ubi)
Works for me too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 05, 2017 05:24 PM (xJa6I)
Wait, did the Judge just open a loophole to the liquor license barrier? One of the make or break moments in the lifetime of a restaurant is getting the liquor license. If all it takes is showing some creepy sex fantasy movie, entrepreneurs everywhere can breathe more easily.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2017 05:24 PM (jhqr1)
I lost to Barack Obama, a man.
Anthony Wiener, a man.
James Comey, a man.
I lost to Parkinsons, which was named after a man.
I lost to Vodka, which was invented by a man.
If only there were absolutely no men in the world, I would have won!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary at September 05, 2017 05:25 PM (YqcVw)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 05, 2017 05:25 PM (0OmEj)
Robot Hillary will run in 2020 ... and upgraded versions will come out as needed. The Dem/commie narrative will be first poll tested, then tested as it is pushed into local newsreaders' teleprompters, then the proven effective lines will be programmed into robot Hillary.
But they still can't program out the cold heart of steal of original treacherous Hillary. Robot Hillary can kill with her laser eyes ... deplorables must look away.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 05, 2017 05:25 PM (veVl1)
but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice helped me to get through
Seeing the strength?
This is real CheChe. Accept no substitute. Offer void in most states. Coupons redeemable at 1/20 of a cent of face value.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 05, 2017 05:25 PM (EgwCt)
The melee outside of Trump Tower in NY had them carrying mexican flags... Says a lot of which Country they consider their home...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 05, 2017 05:10 PM (O2RFr)
On an earlier thread, I was asked by a couple posters just how these illegal DACA signups could work without SS#'s.
Just had a chance to completely read President Trump's statement on the DACA rescind EO. When Obama unilaterally created DACA, it included giving work permits AND SS#'s to all DACA approvals.
So there you have it. That is how these people have been either working, enlisted, or received college grants, etc.
Conservative Treehouse has Trumps's full statement.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 05, 2017 05:25 PM (/Qs0S)
Posted by: wth at September 05, 2017 05:25 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:17 PM (EaQ6/)
Fixed that for me.
Posted by: buzzion at September 05, 2017 05:23 PM (z/Ubi)
Hey, if you are daydreaming, do it right.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 05, 2017 05:26 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 05, 2017 05:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 05:26 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:26 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2017 05:26 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: kallisto at September 05, 2017 05:26 PM (eO2Z0)
And Ms Smartest Woman in the world got beat by Obama who was a total neophyte.
So, yeah sexism.
Posted by: blaster at September 05, 2017 05:27 PM (jHrzU)
Posted by: Bruce at September 05, 2017 05:22 PM (8ikIW)
............
plastic bag of cottage cheese
Posted by: wth at September 05, 2017 05:28 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Are you nuts? The Episcopal Church has been officially dead since 2003. Or perhaps earlier, when John Shelby Spong got his freak on.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 05, 2017 05:28 PM (/qEW2)
So there you have it. That is how these people have been either working, enlisted, or received college grants, etc.
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That makes it even easier then, especially since we've already got their names and addresses.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 05, 2017 05:29 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 05, 2017 05:29 PM (rjrh3)
I just got word of a stage 1 evacuation (whatever that means) of Troutdale OR down to Stark. Brutal fire in the Columbia River Gorge.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 05:29 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:30 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 05, 2017 05:20 PM (0mRoj)
+++
Ah. Well you know we all are wishing that you stay safe!
Posted by: washrivergal at September 05, 2017 05:23 PM (a5HEa)
Thanks! I will do my level best.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 05, 2017 05:30 PM (0mRoj)
http://tinyurl.com/ybolywmw
Posted by: illiniwek at September 05, 2017 05:30 PM (veVl1)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 05, 2017 05:31 PM (v3pYe)
they'll imitate the sound of a hawk to get mom out of the nest before
laying their own egg in there.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
Grazie mille, I will let my cuckoo know...
Posted by: The Paolo at September 05, 2017 05:31 PM (QC/4S)
A Cat 5 hurricane can slice across Florida like a hot knife through lukewarm butter in a matter of hours.
*Poltergeist voice*
You're all gonna die!
Seriously, this could be a muthafucka.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 05, 2017 05:31 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 05, 2017 05:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:31 PM (EaQ6/)
The purported confirmation came via the FBI and the CIA, plus the DNI's office, which isn't an "intelligence agency" per se. And, I mean, if you can't trust Comey, Brennan, and Clapper, who can you trust?
It'll be interesting to see if she throws the originally claimed "17" figure out in the book, because she's *just* lazy and incurious enough to keep on repeating the line.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 05, 2017 05:31 PM (ujwCG)
But he didn't. Washington Generals Starting Forward Bernie Sanders was bought off.
And the odd thing is, he might have won.
Posted by: JEM at September 05, 2017 05:32 PM (TppKb)
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I hadn't when I started jumping to conclusions, but I did eventually find it:
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3986473-VI-NATL-GUARD.html
Question is whether the language about seizing weapons is boilerplate that appears every time there's a state of emergency, or whether it's as scary as the DC says.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 05, 2017 05:32 PM (10LGw)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 05, 2017 05:32 PM (ypGMo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 05:32 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:26 PM (EaQ6/)
Shh...shhh...let the thighs wash over you...shh.....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 05, 2017 05:32 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:30 PM (EaQ6/)
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We could sing Just As I Am and make little jello desserts with mandarin oranges and marshmallows in them and they'd still know we want cheerleader pictures this Saturday.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 05, 2017 05:33 PM (rjrh3)
*snort*
This too shall pass away.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 05:34 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 05, 2017 05:35 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:35 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2017 05:35 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 05:36 PM (QQ+il)
friendzoned.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 05, 2017 05:36 PM (sGtp+)
Perfect excuse to remodel the house. Well, what bits of it you can still find.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 05, 2017 05:37 PM (SGFoV)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 05:37 PM (3myMJ)
Clearly, with her unshaven body, she does not qualify to be called one of the "gals" and the use of the name "Gal" is cultural appropriation, the likes of which make us quiver down to our shriveled ovaries and unshorn legs.
Furthermore, she calls herself a "wonder women." Hah! More oppression by the rape-driven male dominant culture. If she truly were a superhero, she would have called herself "Still-She-Persisted Womyn."
To increase public awareness of this social travesty, we will be conducting a "Million Womyn's March" from Maple Street to Ethan Allen Road tonight between 6 p.m. and 6:10 p.m. Our voices will not be silenced!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at September 05, 2017 05:38 PM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 05, 2017 05:28 PM (/qEW2)
Yes, I'd say the 'Piskie church went officially TU when they did not see fit to excommuicate Spong for admitting he was pretty much an unbeliever.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 05, 2017 05:38 PM (bjWNl)
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2017 05:38 PM (pPKG5)
Hope every stays dry and, um, unburnt.
And, I hate to say it, but credit were credit is due: Vox's youtube channel has some interesting videos on earworms and music from the 80's.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 05, 2017 05:39 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: torquewrench
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2017 05:39 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at September 05, 2017 05:39 PM (s2zOv)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 05, 2017 05:39 PM (QtQaN)
Mayor De Blasio: Whats been hardest is the way our legal system is structured to favor private property. I think people all over this city, of every background, would like to have the city government be able to determine which building goes where, how high it will be, who gets to live in it, what the rent will be. I think theres a socialistic impulse, which I hear every day, in every kind of community, that they would like things to be planned in accordance to their needs. And I would, too. Unfortunately, what stands in the way of that is hundreds of years of history that have elevated property rights and wealth to the point that thats the reality that calls the tune on a lot of development.
No matter how much pain, suffering, murder and genocide the Communist revolutionaries have spread across the globe, Democrats still think its a swell idea.
God save this country.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2017 05:39 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 05, 2017 05:35 PM (KP5rU)
It might wipe Pedo Island clean so it's got that going for it!
Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 05:40 PM (3myMJ)
Bernie: "Those are corporatist capitalist shit sandwiches. And can you please let me finish? Please stop interrupting me."
Hillary: "Shit sandwiches! Hot off the grill. Anyone wants some? ... no one??? Bernie you sexist asshole!"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 05, 2017 05:40 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: H. Clinton at September 05, 2017 05:40 PM (ppaKI)
I guess it depends on the Governor, or other Official.
In Baltimore, I would be very concerned with language like this being in the hands of a government that has already said that we must give people the room to destroy.
Virgin Island....maybe not so much.
I don't live there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2017 05:40 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 05, 2017 05:40 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Rick Henderson at September 05, 2017 05:40 PM (9ZZxP)
'Hi Mom, Dad. Guess what? Me and a bunch of my new dorm friends are coming home to spend the weekend with you. How many? Oh about 15 or so. Hope you have plenty of food! Love You Bye!'
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2017 05:41 PM (JO9+V)
Food and BEER ... those are the essentials. I stayed in New Orleans for a storm once when many evacuated ... lost power for a couple days ... was kinda fun. Flew back early another time because I wanted to be there to protect my stuff ... as the storm approached.
But sure, low places ... people should leave.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 05, 2017 05:41 PM (veVl1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Resources already strained. If Harvey had landed anywhere but Texas, we'd be f*cked. May be anyway.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2017 05:41 PM (nBBdT)
so far, i see no upside to this storm. it will be a muthufuckah times ten.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 05, 2017 05:35 PM (KP5rU)
I've been around the block with hurricanes and have some 'sperience. They're like bowling bowls. You can put a lot of spin on a bowling ball but if you throw it too hard it goes straight. A Cat 4 or 5 is a bowling ball thrown too hard. It goes straight. Right now it could go straight between Cuba and the Keys.
If it loses some power it heads north. The mb of low pressure right now is:
[ ] not concerning
[X] Holy Shit
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 05, 2017 05:41 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2017 05:38 PM (pPKG5)
When was the last time that bitch was happy about something?
Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 05:41 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2017 05:38 PM (pPKG5)
When was the last time that bitch was happy about something?
Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 05:41 PM (3myMJ)
1992?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 05, 2017 05:42 PM (xJa6I)
Food and BEER ... those are the essentials. I stayed in New Orleans for a storm once when many evacuated ... lost power for a couple days ... was kinda fun. Flew back early another time because I wanted to be there to protect my stuff ... as the storm approached.
But sure, low places ... people should leave.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 05, 2017 05:41 PM (veVl1
Ewww warm beer?
Posted by: buzzion at September 05, 2017 05:42 PM (z/Ubi)
Plus, rumor has it that she has people that try to cross her killed. And she has been like that for decades and has amassed a large body count.
I would add that anyone would voluntarily listen, let alone pay, for her robotic screech and occasional cackle of stolen ideas is the really crazy thing. Or maybe they were told to "or else." Who cares, just keep her away from my senses until she is addressed as a "defendant" in a federal criminal case.
Posted by: oddnot is fed up at September 05, 2017 05:42 PM (g1MTt)
Line it with Visqueen first and fold it over the top after filling to keep dirt out.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 05:42 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 05:34 PM (QQ+il)
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Definitely. Lean years will be here before we know it.
Fwiw, I think Saban will tie Bryant and retire or move on. I think he has too much respect for the program and the history to surpass him. He's a very driven man, but I always get the sense that he "gets" the bigger picture.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 05, 2017 05:43 PM (rjrh3)
the fat blowhard knew all along what *we* knew.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 05, 2017 05:43 PM (uJpal)
Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2017 05:44 PM (Sfs6o)
No reason to put it off.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 05, 2017 05:44 PM (xJa6I)
Why wouldn't he want to be the winningest coach in College Football History?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 05:44 PM (QQ+il)
New Hillary: Men kept me down! They blocked me at every turn!
So much for an empowerment message, eh?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 05, 2017 05:44 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Max Power at September 05, 2017 05:45 PM (q177U)
But sure, low places ... people should leave.
Posted by: illiniwek
Are there any high places in Florida?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2017 05:45 PM (IqV8l)
changed a position or a vote because of a financial contribution, he
couldn't come up with anything,"
Wouldn't one have to actually, um, take a position or a vote in order to possibly change it?
Because I sure as hell can't remember her even doing that. On anything.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 05, 2017 05:45 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: Hillary at September 05, 2017 05:45 PM (zaIZ4)
'Hi Mom, Dad. Guess what? Me and a bunch of my new dorm friends are coming home to spend the weekend with you. How many? Oh about 15 or so. Hope you have plenty of food! Love You Bye!'
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2017 05:41 PM (JO9+V)
My response would be...
Well... that will be... IN TENTS....
Posted by: Don Quixote channeling Cassandra at September 05, 2017 05:46 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: NCKate at September 05, 2017 05:47 PM (QpIrM)
Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2017 05:47 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: RI Red at September 05, 2017 05:47 PM (W3zy0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2017 05:47 PM (nBBdT)
jugs and fill them from the tap? And fill the bath tub (preferably after
cleaning it) ... or 10 gallon waste baskets ... with plastic bag liners
maybe."
If you don't have an "on demand" water heater. There is on average 40gallons of stored water in your house.
Posted by: X-ray at September 05, 2017 05:47 PM (ZKWca)
Posted by: Max Power at September 05, 2017 05:45 PM (q177U)
Honestly, go with liquor instead. Takes up less space.
Posted by: buzzion at September 05, 2017 05:47 PM (z/Ubi)
There is no 'Alt-right ' in Neo-Nazi .
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2017 05:47 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:47 PM (EaQ6/)
What would Hillary! Do?
Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2017 05:47 PM (Sfs6o)
Fall on the ground spasming?
Posted by: buzzion at September 05, 2017 05:48 PM (z/Ubi)
Funny,he didn't complain about that on election night.
He was gleeful and even giddy...for a while.
I thought he was having an orgasm when Hillary took an early lead in Mississippi.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 05:48 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2017 05:48 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Hillary at September 05, 2017 05:48 PM (zaIZ4)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 05, 2017 05:48 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: Strobe at September 05, 2017 05:49 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2017 05:45 PM (IqV8l)
You have to ask our resident weed expert, willow, that question.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 05, 2017 05:49 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Huma at September 05, 2017 05:50 PM (zaIZ4)
Posted by: NCKate
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Atlanta.
Oddly, Atlanta got socked by Opal. Which no one remembers. Out here in WNC we still haven't completely recovered from Ivan. Bad flooding.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2017 05:50 PM (nBBdT)
New Hillary: Men kept me down! They blocked me at every turn!
So much for an empowerment message, eh?
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Once again, you're applying "people logic" to a group of individuals [feminists, liberals, etc] who have the reasoning abilities of a worm on crack.
Posted by: shibumi at September 05, 2017 05:50 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2017 05:45 PM (IqV8l)
You have to ask our resident weed expert, willow, that question.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 05, 2017 05:49 PM (EgwCt)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 05, 2017 05:50 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: UGAdawg at September 05, 2017 05:50 PM (Hil/j)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 05, 2017 05:50 PM (XFue2)
Poked the bitch in the chest with my forefinger and called him out.
He snuck away like the true pussy he was.
Fucker.
Sexist fucker."
Posted by: Madame Secretary and President-In-Waiting Hillary Rodham Clintone 1st at September 05, 2017 05:50 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: Strobe at September 05, 2017 05:50 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:50 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: buzzion
coolers, some of those gallon water jugs frozen work for several days. and there may be some vodka on hand for later. ha. not that hard for a few days. Katrina would have been a different beast to avoid ... but my place near the lake stayed dry. I had moved north years earlier ... most has recovered, friends thank me for posting old pics they lost in the floods.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 05, 2017 05:50 PM (veVl1)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 05, 2017 05:50 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Hillary at September 05, 2017 05:51 PM (zaIZ4)
Buy lumber, glass, roofing and sheetrock supplier stocks?
Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 05:52 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: The Chicken at September 05, 2017 05:52 PM (zaIZ4)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 05:52 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 05:53 PM (3myMJ)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rPI7Vq55F4I
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 05, 2017 05:53 PM (XFue2)
de Blasio's not an American in any way shape or form
When asked:
In 2013, you ran on reducing income inequality. Where has it been hardest to make progress? Wages, housing, schools?
What's been hardest is the way our legal system is structured to favor private property. I think people all over this city, of every background, would like to have the city government be able to determine which building goes where, how high it will be, who gets to live in it, what the rent will be. I think there's a socialistic impulse, which I hear every day, in every kind of community, that they would like things to be planned in accordance to their needs. And I would, too. Unfortunately, what stands in the way of that is hundreds of years of history that have elevated property rights and wealth to the point that that's the reality that calls the tune on a lot of development.
nymag.com
property rights? meh
so give up your home de Blasio
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 05, 2017 05:53 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2017 05:54 PM (w1zJX)
I was 100 miles from the coast when Sandy made landfall. But I still had a tornado close enough to take shingles off my neighbors roof and knock my power out for a bunch of days.
It pays to be prepared.
Before the lines form.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 05, 2017 05:55 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 05, 2017 05:55 PM (QtQaN)
https://twitter.com/Super70sSports
Content consists of 89.5% weed, 'fros, and quiana shirts.
Posted by: Social Justice Weebles at September 05, 2017 05:55 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Strobe at September 05, 2017 05:55 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: goon at September 05, 2017 05:55 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Podesta at September 05, 2017 05:55 PM (O5Q3r)
Of course, the electorate's natural reaction this time would be, "Someone, please, for the love of God, give me a razor so I can finish myself off! She's a tumor that simply will not leave me in peace!"
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 05, 2017 05:55 PM (H8S+R)
de Blasio, cont
Look, if I had my druthers, the city government would determine every single plot of land, how development would proceed. And there would be very stringent requirements around income levels and rents. That's a world I'd love to see, and I think what we have, in this city at least, are people who would love to have the New Deal back, on one level. They'd love to have a very, very powerful government, including a federal government, involved in directly addressing their day-to-day reality.
not even hiding it anymore
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 05, 2017 05:55 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Stanley Ipkiss at September 05, 2017 05:57 PM (yqvys)
I'll give you my report as soon as I steal one from Target.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at September 05, 2017 05:59 PM (O34tS)
Where;s Judge Roy Bean when you need him?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2017 05:59 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 05, 2017 05:59 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
good point, but do they flood in Florida? idk, but am thinking it mostly blows everything away then moves on. Different reason for leaving I guess. Still, a solid (not 2x4) construction could stay. Concrete walls with rebar.
but I'm just thinkin off the top of my head ... not sure what really would be safe. Mississippi coast got wiped with flood surge and wind ... New Orleans mostly the water ... half mile inland with solid concrete walls for first floor ... mostly safe ... I'd guess.
Several of my old New Orleans friend are now FB friends, doing fine. I think they mostly left for Katrina. Some repaired, some restarted from ground up. All survived, thankfully.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 05, 2017 05:59 PM (veVl1)
Posted by: Ob+mao at September 05, 2017 05:59 PM (fLs+c)
Why is he such a slob? Can't someone introduce him to some liberal metrosexual so that he can refine himself? He looks like he just came out of a Turkish prison.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 05, 2017 05:59 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2017 06:00 PM (w1zJX)
different U.S. intelligence agencies" confirmed Russian hacking of
Democratic e-mails, which is now known to be complete tripe.<<<
Clearly an indication that 16 of those intelligence agencies are fucking useless. Defund and abolish!
Posted by: Fritz at September 05, 2017 06:00 PM (eLttb)
As far as dirty, attack politics, wasn't it Hillary's campaign in '08 that released that picture of Obama in the African outfit that made him look like some kind of foreigner or Muslim?
Also, how many Bernie Sanders people have died under suspicious circumstances. Just sayin'.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 05, 2017 06:00 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 05, 2017 05:50 PM (veVl1)
Jugs of frozen orange juice.... use them instead of ice in the cooler... then...
add vodka for Screwdrivers.... or Tequila and grenadine for Sunrises...
Win / Win
Posted by: Don Quixote channeling Cassandra at September 05, 2017 06:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Tentotwo at September 05, 2017 06:02 PM (yhf6w)
That was nothing compared to Birtherism, which was her baby too.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 06:02 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 05, 2017 06:02 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 05, 2017 06:02 PM (Sda6L)
I mean elected Republican Senators on a regular basis call the sitting Republican President a Nazi, but not one word against Hillary.
Posted by: Maritime at September 05, 2017 06:02 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2017 05:45 PM (IqV8l)
Georgia
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 05, 2017 06:03 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 05:53 PM (3myMJ)
If you thought Shrillary was shrill, Squaw Lizzy Forkum Tongue is even worse.
Commielah Harris is actually hot, until she opens her mouth. Perhaps bound and gagged she could get the freaky vote.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 05, 2017 06:03 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Seth Rich's last words at September 05, 2017 06:04 PM (fLs+c)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 05, 2017 06:04 PM (+lVUW)
Shit. Nasty line of thunderstorms on it's way. Later.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 05, 2017 06:04 PM (EgwCt)
DACA was another bomb obama left behind. He knew and stated it was "temporary" but he set the GOP up. Or anyone that followed him.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 05, 2017 06:05 PM (fceHP)
They want to keep breathing.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 06:05 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: da GOP at September 05, 2017 06:06 PM (BO/km)
Do you even map? Jacksonville is way higher up than Miami, it's practically in Georgia.
My best friends bought a house in the Keys last year. The are 5 ft above sea level which ends at their back yard. This could get very ugly.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 05, 2017 06:06 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman
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See 474
But, do I sign off, fold my tent and run for shelter? Noooo. Because, priorities.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2017 06:07 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Tentotwo at September 05, 2017 06:07 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 05, 2017 06:03 PM (ujg0T)
Two words describe Kamalatoe Harris:
1) Bow
2) Wow
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 05, 2017 06:07 PM (W/Si3)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 05, 2017 06:03 PM (ujg0T)
And she was the originator of the you didn't build that teepee, somebody else made that wampum happen for you.
Vile fake indian scrunt.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 05, 2017 06:07 PM (tbOMB)
So, Mrs. Clinton, "Are you the toughest smartest woman in any room you enter?"
Her answer, "Why, Yes, Yes, I am. Vote for me because I am the toughest smartest woman in the world."
So, second question, "How ever did the smartest toughest woman in the whole wide world manage to lose to Donald Trump? Hummm?"
Her answer, "The boys were mean to me. Even the toughest smartest woman in the whole wide world cannot overcome mean pants boys."
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She has done real tough smart women a horrible disservice just by grifting and grafting her way along on BJ's wide bubble butt's coattails. When BJ's now skinny butt and Bobo's narrow behind can't give her enough draft to use--it's all the boys fault.
Hey, Hillary, the only damn reason that you ever had a career in the first place is because the boyz were paying you back for keeping one of them in power. It do leave a mark, do it not?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 05, 2017 06:08 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 05, 2017 06:08 PM (9KR27)
New reality show: When "up on the roof"isn't enough.
Best friends? Better dust the guest room.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 06:09 PM (3myMJ)
Best situation any GOP entity (in this case the president) has been in since the 2010 lame-duck (which the Hill GOP infamously tossed away instantly without getting a thing, enabling lots of destruction on various issues to proceed).
Posted by: rhomboid at September 05, 2017 06:09 PM (QDnY+)
Alas, the GOP wasn't set up. The GOP is happy as clams to further this, too. The only problem is the voters simply and repeatedly reject their "representatives". Both organized parties want a new set of voters since the legal ones are revolting. They stink on ice as they say.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 05, 2017 06:10 PM (H8S+R)
Ha, yeah, no.
They couldn't even build a website.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2017 06:10 PM (oVJmc)
Nood
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2017 06:11 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Eromero at September 05, 2017 06:11 PM (zLDYs)
Or is she a domestic terrorist now? She's antifa all the way, right?
Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 06:12 PM (mDmux)
Posted by: freaked at September 05, 2017 06:12 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 05, 2017 06:12 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 05, 2017 06:06 PM (/tuJf)
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Might be a good time to take a trip to the Smokies.
Posted by: gNewt at September 05, 2017 06:12 PM (j8uQ3)
Why is he such a slob? Can't someone introduce him to some liberal metrosexual so that he can refine himself? He looks like he just came out of a Turkish prison.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 05, 2017 05:59 PM (/qEW2)
Fat, greasy and stupid is no way to go through life.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 05, 2017 06:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 05, 2017 06:14 PM (9KR27)
Are there any high places in Florida? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2017 05:45 PM (IqV8l)
The Matterhorn at Disney World
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 05, 2017 06:15 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Madxmom at September 05, 2017 06:21 PM (fFTyy)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at September 05, 2017 05:38 PM (YqcVw)
Sock fail: correct grammar and no misspellings
Side note: Watched The Whisperer in Darkness last night and got a good laugh when Albert Wilmarth took the train to......Brattleboro.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2017 06:27 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Cashcow at September 05, 2017 06:27 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Cashcow at September 05, 2017 06:29 PM (Ndje9)
I'm part way through that book about her failed campaign, "Shattered". During her campaign she continually bitched at and blamed her campaign people because THEY didn't get HER messaging across to the democrats.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 05, 2017 06:31 PM (+lVUW)
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Posted by: Gumby at September 05, 2017 06:55 PM (RY7ZM)
Clinton, 9/5/2017: We can still win this.
So, who's more delusional?
Posted by: FireHorse at September 05, 2017 07:04 PM (zkGZ8)
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