Lifezette: Menendez Investigation Expands to Touch Harry Reid

I don't think Harry Reid is being charged or anything like that. But he's being credited with an Assist on the Bribery Goal Menendez is being prosecuted for.

Harry Reid, the former Senate majority leader, tried to pressure the White House under President Barack Obama in an overbilling case that is now the centerpiece of the charges against Sen. Robert Menendez (D-N.J.).
The latest in the case against Menendez, whose trial starts Wednesday, was made public in filings in federal courts.

Menendez stands accused of inappropriately using his office to help campaign donor Salomon Melgen, a Florida ophthalmologist who plied Menendez with campaign cash but also expensive trips to the Caribbean and Paris.
The involvement of Reid, however, was a surprise to some.
Menendez enlisted Reid in November 2011 to help pressure the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, known as CMS, according to Bloomberg News. Melgen wanted the federal government to reverse its ruling that Melgen owed $8.9 million for overbilling Medicare.

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1 No way I'm first

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 01, 2017 03:34 PM (fTJ4W)

2 Omg I am!

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 01, 2017 03:34 PM (fTJ4W)

3 Show us on the subpoena where the investigation touched you, Senator.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 01, 2017 03:35 PM (oVJmc)

4 Calling Corgis!!

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 01, 2017 03:35 PM (fTJ4W)

5 But Harry seems so....trustworthy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 01, 2017 03:35 PM (J+eG2)

6 Harry Reid likes to be touched. By ten-year-old boys.

Posted by: mark1971 at September 01, 2017 03:35 PM (xPl2J)

7 Note To Self: Look into this Medicare overbilling racket. It sounds like there's real money to be made.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 03:36 PM (Mouru)

8
Repost my graphic from the AM!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:36 PM (mbhDw)

9 I bet Harry's reed expanded in return!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 03:36 PM (qJtVm)

10
3 Show us on the subpoena where the investigation touched you, Senator.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 01, 2017 03:35 PM (oVJmc)

*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2017 03:37 PM (veoSD)

11 Touching Harry's reed is almost as bad as hot and horny Sanders.

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2017 03:38 PM (a0IVu)

12
I can't wait for Teh Ewok's headline when the investigation actually fingers Harry Reid.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2017 03:39 PM (veoSD)

13 Fist! Coohoo! Fist.

Posted by: harry reid's parrot at September 01, 2017 03:39 PM (mJ8mX)

14 I regret that I have but two hands with which to steal from my country.

- Harry "Nathan Hale" Reid on Donk Policy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 01, 2017 03:39 PM (Nwg0u)

15 Can you say unindicted co-conspirator?

Posted by: Locke Common at September 01, 2017 03:40 PM (CPFkt)

16 And yet another case of politicians violating law yet will skate with nothing more than a slap on the wrist.

Laws - tis for us peasants, but not the "beautiful" people.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2017 03:40 PM (jxbfJ)

17 New Jersey has to beat Illinois for most corrupt state.

Posted by: Maritime at September 01, 2017 03:40 PM (lKmt3)

18 Bad touch?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 03:40 PM (xJa6I)

19 I can't wait for Teh Ewok's headline when the investigation actually fingers Harry Reid.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2017 03:39 PM (veoSD)

Fingers Hell! I want old Harry to get the entire barb wire wrapped flaming pineapple! Repeatedly.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 01, 2017 03:40 PM (gEvQ8)

20 Menendez stands accused of inappropriately using his office to help campaign donor Salomon Melgen, a Florida ophthalmologist who plied Menendez with campaign cash but also expensive trips to the Caribbean and Paris.

Let he who has never allowed himself to be plied with cash and trips to the Caribbean and Paris, cast the first stone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 03:40 PM (Mouru)

21 Harry, show us on the doll where the investigation touched you.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 01, 2017 03:41 PM (O5Q3r)

22 How long before Harry chimes in?

Posted by: fluffy at September 01, 2017 03:41 PM (U0v/A)

23 Touched, like in the same way Harry Reid touches little boys?

Posted by: ShainS at September 01, 2017 03:41 PM (X+wFm)

24 In odd fairness, the Medicaid and Medicare rules are completely unruly. No one, NO ONE, knows what the law is under CMS. My employer got popped for over $20M, after the case was first dropped, and then reinstated when a new US Attorney was appointed by Obama.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 03:41 PM (QQ+il)

25 Harry Reid? Is he the guy who got punched in the face by Trump?

Posted by: grammie winger, You should be dancin' yeah, at September 01, 2017 03:41 PM (lwiT4)

26 PRO TIP: If you want to send Harry Reid a Bag of Dicks, he prefers them in size x-small.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 03:41 PM (Mouru)

27 7 Note To Self: Look into this Medicare overbilling racket. It sounds like there's real money to be made.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 03:36 PM (Mouru)

Unless you get caught. Get caught and not only are there hefty civil fines and treble damages that can end your business and any hope of ever rebuilding one, you can also get sent to federal PMITA prison.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 03:41 PM (0mRoj)

28 Harry Reid: A man so creepy that the Horde is loathe to sock-puppet him.

Posted by: fluffy at September 01, 2017 03:41 PM (U0v/A)

29 So, most of the Medicaid Fraud cases are just shakedowns by the Feds.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 03:42 PM (QQ+il)

30 Is it too much to hope he'll be convicted and then removed from the Senate.

Wouldn't it be a hoot if Christie appointed himself to the Senate.

Posted by: WisRich at September 01, 2017 03:42 PM (G0vdT)

31 Let he who has never allowed himself to be plied with cash and trips to the Caribbean and Paris, cast the first stone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 03:40 PM (Mouru)

*casts stone*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 03:42 PM (0mRoj)

32 Serious you guys, nothing to see here...

Posted by: J Combey at September 01, 2017 03:42 PM (gwPgz)

33 Let's touch Harry in the face with a rubber band.

Posted by: Roy at September 01, 2017 03:42 PM (7n4KQ)

34 I can see why Harry Reid might want to be helpful to an opthalmologist.

Posted by: Larry Reid, Ready to Party at September 01, 2017 03:42 PM (j+dfT)

35 So, most of the Medicaid Fraud cases are just shakedowns by the Feds.

I have a friend who's a former federal prosecutor. He says the same thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 03:42 PM (Mouru)

36 "Harry Reid's Exercise Band"
would be a good band name.

Posted by: wooga at September 01, 2017 03:43 PM (QeEWv)

37 After all these years, does Harry still deny being a pederast?

Posted by: Only after the first date! at September 01, 2017 03:43 PM (mBYZv)

38 Harry Reid tried to help a corrupt Dem?
:shocked face:

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 01, 2017 03:43 PM (hMwEB)

39 The involvement of Reid, however, was a surprise to some.

Not to me. No crooked thing that Harryr Reid did or does would surprise me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2017 03:43 PM (iVOAv)

40 29 So, most of the Medicaid Fraud cases are just shakedowns by the Feds.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 03:42 PM (QQ+il)

It all depends. There are plenty of Medicare and Medicaid false claims cases that are basically shakedowns. There are also some seriously bad actors out there.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 03:43 PM (0mRoj)

41 The involvement of Reid, however, was a surprise to some.

Wow! Harry Reid a corrupt piece of shit fucking scumbag? Say it ain't so!

Posted by: tu3031 at September 01, 2017 03:43 PM (O5Q3r)

42 Who's going to be the first to propose the Conservative Case for Menendez?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 01, 2017 03:43 PM (KUaJL)

43 You haven't lived until you've been touched by Harry Reid.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 01, 2017 03:43 PM (Aitxu)

44 Paul Ryan and Harry Reid are cut from the same cloth.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 01, 2017 03:43 PM (XFue2)

45 I've got my eye on you, Menendez.5

Posted by: Hairy Reed at September 01, 2017 03:44 PM (lIZQs)

46 In odd fairness, the Medicaid and Medicare rules are completely unruly. No one, NO ONE, knows what the law is under CMS. My employer got popped for over $20M, after the case was first dropped, and then reinstated when a new US Attorney was appointed by Obama.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 03:41 PM (QQ+il)

Maybe, but in all fairness, the bribery laws are pretty strait forward.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 01, 2017 03:44 PM (t06LC)

47 It's nice to know our medicare financialy over burdened system is being used by our betters for graft..
surprised.

must be nice to have friends (officials) in high places.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 03:44 PM (FKrah)

48 Are we going to cover exercise band safety in the Gainzz thread?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 03:44 PM (gIRsn)

49 of course this is how govt passes on the 'savings' to us.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 03:44 PM (FKrah)

50 Did Medicare pay for Harry's exercise machine?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 01, 2017 03:44 PM (YV+SU)

51 36 "Harry Reid's Exercise Band"
would be a good band name.

They could open for the Blue Brothers during chow time at the state Pen.

Posted by: Roy at September 01, 2017 03:45 PM (7n4KQ)

52 Melgen wanted the federal government to reverse its ruling that Melgen owed $8.9 million for overbilling Medicare.

If he 'overbilled' by that amount just what the hell did he 'bill' them? I need to reconsider my career choices.

Is it too late to learn how to fit eyeglasses on old people?

Posted by: The Paolo at September 01, 2017 03:45 PM (EgwCt)

53 The involvement of Reid, however, was a surprise to some.

-
They're referred to as "retards".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 01, 2017 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)

54
Nevada borders Arizona. Just a thought.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw)

55 Let he who has never allowed himself to be plied with cash and trips to the Caribbean and Paris, cast the first stone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 03:40 PM (Mouru)

*casts stone*

This may have been a bad idea

Posted by: The Hound at September 01, 2017 03:45 PM (t06LC)

56 Let he who has never allowed himself to be plied with cash and trips to the Caribbean and Paris, cast the first stone.

Hold on a second while I fetch my sling...

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 01, 2017 03:45 PM (bZ7mE)

57

Hands, touchin' hands
Reachin' out
Touchin' me
Touchin' you

Posted by: Sweet Harry at September 01, 2017 03:45 PM (IqV8l)

58 Just wait til everybody's on Medicare. The savings will be YUUUUGE cause they'll make up all their losses in added volume.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 03:45 PM (Mouru)

59 "The involvement of Reid, however, was a surprise to some."

Oh really? This former Senate sad-sack is now a multi-millionaire. How did that happen?

Exit question: Does the Endangered Species Act allow the Feds to indict Nevada's state reptile ... and do you need a search warrant to look under a rock to find him?

Posted by: Direwolf at September 01, 2017 03:45 PM (BmTFY)

60 42 Who's going to be the first to propose the Conservative Case for Menendez?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
_______

He was a more reliable "conservative" vote on the Iran fiasco than Bob Corker?

Now I'll leave it to the pros. Take it away McStains, McCriminal, Ryno, and "Flake".

Posted by: Furious George at September 01, 2017 03:46 PM (j+dfT)

61 48 Are we going to cover exercise band safety in the Gainzz thread?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 03:44 PM (gIRsn)

I thought Reid was being interviewed by Al Roker when he sharted his lap band out of his colon and into Reid's face.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:46 PM (mbhDw)

62 18
Bad touch?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 03:40 PM (xJa6I)

Gettin' horny now.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 01, 2017 03:46 PM (tbOMB)

63 This may have been a bad idea

Posted by: The Hound at September 01, 2017 03:45 PM (t06LC)

depends on which side of the lake you are on

Posted by: whitewalkers international at September 01, 2017 03:46 PM (QC/4S)

64 Are we really shocked at this behavior? He's the searchlight stranger after all.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2017 03:46 PM (Ri/rl)

65 How much did Harry Reid's net worth increase during his years in Congress?

Say what you will about Trump, but at least he got rich before running for public office.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2017 03:47 PM (BWL+E)

66 52 Melgen wanted the federal government to reverse its ruling that Melgen owed $8.9 million for overbilling Medicare.

If he 'overbilled' by that amount just what the hell did he 'bill' them? I need to reconsider my career choices.

Is it too late to learn how to fit eyeglasses on old people?
Posted by: The Paolo at September 01, 2017 03:45 PM (EgwCt)

Medicare doesn't cover corrective lenses, except partially following cataract surgery involving implantation of an IOL.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 03:47 PM (0mRoj)

67 I will admit to laughing when I saw this news earlier. And not my "surprised" laugh; more like my, "this day that was coming has finally arrived", laugh.

Posted by: Shopgirl at September 01, 2017 03:47 PM (UO5Bz)

68 I know a guy that worked for an embassy I believe in the Carribean.

He was saying doctors in like NYC market their services out of the country over there with the US taxpayer picking up the tab.

Basically, "come over here and get a free surgery courtesy of the United State"

It's really sickening

Posted by: Maritime at September 01, 2017 03:47 PM (lKmt3)

69 Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for Bob Menendez and Harry Reid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 01, 2017 03:48 PM (Nwg0u)

70 So has anyone taken a moment to wonder that between the Comey Hillary pre-investigation conclusion and the DHS antifa terrorist letter that in the most recent media navel gazing seizures Trump ----- has been completely vindicated?

Amazing this information was leaked the same week the floods drowned out all other coverage

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 01, 2017 03:48 PM (t06LC)

71 42 Who's going to be the first to propose the Conservative Case for Menendez?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 01, 2017 03:43 PM (KUaJL)

Okay.

Menendez is a crook.
Reid, also a crook, helped Menendez be a crook.
Reid likes Cowboy Poets.
Republicans like Cowboys.
Republicans must save Bob Menendez, it's the conservative thing to do.

Posted by: WisRich at September 01, 2017 03:48 PM (G0vdT)

72 I thought Reid was being interviewed by Al Roker when he sharted his lap band out of his colon and into Reid's face.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:46 PM (mbhDw)

It was a million-to-one shot, doc!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 03:48 PM (Mouru)

73 I'm sure it's been said, but I thought pressuring someone in Washington was an impeachable offense, even if pressure to not pursue a lie.

I forgot. Different rules for the parties. Although the parties are no different from each other. But that was a whole separate post.

Posted by: biblio at September 01, 2017 03:48 PM (6FY0P)

74 65 How much did Harry Reid's net worth increase during his years in Congress?

Say what you will about Trump, but at least he got rich before running for public office.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2017 03:47 PM (BWL+E)

Originally sworn in at like $100,000 and he's worth about $10,000,000. At least that is what is reported he's worth.

Still. Nice work if you can get it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:48 PM (mbhDw)

75 Robert Menendez: wasn't he one of the brothers who murdered their parents? If you're a Democrat you can get away with anything!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2017 03:49 PM (BWL+E)

76 >>> Let he who has never allowed himself to be plied with cash and trips to the Caribbean and Paris, cast the first stone.

Hold on a second while I fetch my sling...
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 01, 2017 03:45 PM (bZ7mE)

Where does the Horde store the spare trebuchets? We'll need a few.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2017 03:49 PM (hvf9s)

77 PRO TIP: If you want to send Harry Reid a Bag of Dicks, he prefers them in size x-small.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 03:41 PM (Mouru)

Bag of Olbermanns, coming right up!

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2017 03:49 PM (2NqXo)

78 Apropos of nothing, when does the Harry Reid Memorial Low Level Nuclear Waste Repository open for business?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 03:49 PM (QQ+il)

79 Literally all the criminals from today bang little boys (give off that vibe).

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 01, 2017 03:49 PM (XFue2)

80 58 Just wait til everybody's on Medicare. The savings will be YUUUUGE cause they'll make up all their losses in added volume.

And they keep saying economics is too hard for non-experts to understand!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 01, 2017 03:49 PM (gwPgz)

81
Land swaps. Pass laws that let you make deals others can't.

I hope that exercise band is named Dominic, and he has a hankering for that other eye.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:50 PM (mbhDw)

82 "a Florida ophthalmologist who plied Menendez with campaign cash but also expensive trips to the Caribbean and Paris"

The trips to the Caribbean, to the Dominican Republic specifically, are multiply alleged to have involved underage hookers.

Is EVERYONE inside the D.C. Beltway a pedophile or ephebophile of some sort? The evidence keeps stacking up.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 03:50 PM (ujwCG)

83 Menendez's corruption was a nothingburger in the national press until he started speaking up against Barky's Iran deal. The Acela Corridor really, REALLY wanted that deal. despite that a lot of Senators' polling showed it was toxic.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 03:50 PM (63sh5)

84 Harry Reid did nothing wrong or unusual. He did what any politician in Washington would do; use the power of his political office to help a friend.

They all do it. Every one of them. I do you a favor, you do one for me in return.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 01, 2017 03:50 PM (m9X4Y)

85 Originally sworn in at like $100,000 and he's worth about $10,000,000. At least that is what is reported he's worth.

Still. Nice work if you can get it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:48 PM (mbhDw)

Didn't Harry Reid buy property in Nevada that was eventually used for a freeway and overpass?

Eventually developers build Wal-Marts and gas stations near the offramps.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2017 03:50 PM (Ri/rl)

86 Does anyone think that if a Republican Senator was about to go on trial for corruption it would be barely mentioned at all?

HAHAHAHAHA I'm so funny.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at September 01, 2017 03:50 PM (dEQP3)

87 62 18
Bad touch?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 03:40 PM (xJa6I)

Gettin' horny now.
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 01, 2017 03:46 PM (tbOMB)

I am not a pre-pubescent boy, Harry.
Don't make me get the elastic band.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 03:50 PM (xJa6I)

88 76
Where does the Horde store the spare trebuchets? We'll need a few.
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2017 03:49 PM (hvf9s)

In Pinochet's attache cache.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:51 PM (mbhDw)

89 75 Robert Menendez: wasn't he one of the brothers who murdered their parents? If you're a Democrat you can get away with anything!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
__________

No. You're thinking of the Menendez line. You know, batting below .200.

Posted by: Furious George at September 01, 2017 03:51 PM (j+dfT)

90
Ophthalmology: Average salary: $343,144 USD (2015)

Divided by $8,900,000

26 years salary. Nothing suspicious about that.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 03:51 PM (EgwCt)

91 So, I believe that Dr. Larry Bud Melman and his senator pal, supposedly were out of country somewhere and involved with underage prostitution. . .

that Harry Reid's name turns up is to be expected, no?

Posted by: simplemind at September 01, 2017 03:51 PM (18xik)

92 I guess Death to America, Death to Israel, And a Curse on the Jews doesn't play well on the Jersey Shore

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 03:51 PM (63sh5)

93 Does anyone think that if a Republican Senator was about to go on trial for corruption it would be barely mentioned at all?

HAHAHAHAHA I'm so funny.
Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at September 01, 2017 03:50 PM (dEQP3)

Oh, this is GOOD.

*scribbles notes*

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 01, 2017 03:51 PM (Mouru)

94 84 Harry Reid did nothing wrong or unusual. He did what any politician in Washington would do; use the power of his political office to help a friend.

They all do it. Every one of them. I do you a favor, you do one for me in return.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 01, 2017 03:50 PM (m9X4Y)

TERM LIMITS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:52 PM (mbhDw)

95 I know a guy that worked for an embassy I believe in the Carribean.

He was saying doctors in like NYC market their services out of the country over there with the US taxpayer picking up the tab.

Basically, "come over here and get a free surgery courtesy of the United State"

===

I am not following this - services to US citizens residing in the Caribbean ?

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2017 03:52 PM (QC/4S)

96 Where does the Horde store the spare trebuchets? We'll need a few.
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2017 03:49 PM (hvf9s)

In Pinochet's attache cache.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:51 PM (mbhDw)

HAH! Touche.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 03:52 PM (Mouru)

97 Hmmm... instead of overbilling, I should have tried prescribing unnecessary tests. Or going around forcing random people to look at the eclipse.

Posted by: Salomon Melgen at September 01, 2017 03:52 PM (/qEW2)

98 Cute nurse got her period this morning. We are disappointed. She just pulled up with a lot of booze.

Be Well Horde. I'll check in when she passes out.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 01, 2017 03:52 PM (XFue2)

99 Literally all the criminals from today bang little boys (give off that vibe).
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 01, 2017 03:49 PM (XFue2

Good thing that whole spirit cooking and Comet pizza thing was completely false, right?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 01, 2017 03:53 PM (gwPgz)

100 Is EVERYONE inside the D.C. Beltway a pedophile or ephebophile of some sort? The evidence keeps stacking up.
===========
If EVERYONE = Pretty Much EVERYONE

then yes.

Posted by: simplemind at September 01, 2017 03:53 PM (M4Rjx)

101
Wait, the guy who composed the Charlie Brown theme is a crook? Sad, really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:53 PM (mbhDw)

102 Cicero's hash sorta looks like 'morons rule'.

I'm jelly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 03:53 PM (xJa6I)

103 >>> Didn't Harry Reid buy property in Nevada that was eventually used for a freeway and overpass?

Oh sure when that kind of thing is done in Blazing Saddles it's wrong, but with a live Democrat it's A-ok.

Where's sheriff Bart and the Waco kid when you need them to set things right?

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2017 03:53 PM (hvf9s)

104 OT: The federal judiciary looking out for you:

A federal court judge in Denver has called the public sex offender registry in Colorado "cruel and unusual punishment."

The Colorado Bureau of Investigation posts a list of registered sex offenders required under the law. It contains names, pictures, addresses, descriptions and more and readily available to anyone on the internet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 01, 2017 03:54 PM (Nwg0u)

105 3 Show us on the subpoena where the investigation touched you, Senator.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 01, 2017 03:35 PM (oVJmc)

3 in and i laughed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 03:54 PM (/H6uR)

106 96

Oy vey!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 01, 2017 03:54 PM (gwPgz)

107 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 01, 2017 03:52 PM (XFue2)

Sorry, Pepe. Cute nurse sounds like a dingbat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2017 03:54 PM (iVOAv)

108 Cute nurse got her period this morning. We are disappointed. She just pulled up with a lot of booze.

Be Well Horde. I'll check in when she passes out.

I thought you had broken up with her.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 01, 2017 03:54 PM (bZ7mE)

109 87
62 18

Bad touch?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 03:40 PM (xJa6I)

Gettin' horny now.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 01, 2017 03:46 PM (tbOMB)

I am not a pre-pubescent boy, Harry.

Don't make me get the elastic band.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 03:50 PM (xJa6I)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 01, 2017 03:54 PM (tbOMB)

110 Cicero's hash sorta looks like 'morons rule'.

It's an island. It's where I live.

The Island of Dr. Mouru.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 03:54 PM (Mouru)

111 Apropos of nothing, when does the Harry Reid Memorial Low Level Nuclear Waste Repository open for business?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 03:49 PM (QQ+il)

I saw a little noise about opening it for business as a couple of nuke plants in mid-construction threw in the towel - erasing a ton of job gains. Who the hell would fire up a nuke plant, then be responsible for on-site storage of nuke waste for the next (checks watch) 10,000 years?

But it disappeared off the radar pretty fast.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 03:54 PM (EgwCt)

112 "How much did Harry Reid's net worth increase during his years in Congress?"

You have to look also at the extended Reid family's net worth.

Every single one of Dingy Harry's sons, by the time he became the top-dog Democrat in the Senate, had become a lavishly compensated political lobbyist. And various wives and girlfriends of the bunch had side gigs in brokering access to the sons' calendars.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 03:55 PM (ujwCG)

113 Bag of Olbermanns, coming right up!
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2017 03:49 PM (2NqXo)

Winner.

Posted by: Golfman at September 01, 2017 03:55 PM (XSwgi)

114 107
Sorry, Pepe. Cute nurse sounds like a dingbat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2017 03:54 PM (iVOAv)

She won't eat meat because she's a veterinarian....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:55 PM (mbhDw)

115 What's going on with Widespread Pepe ?

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2017 03:56 PM (QC/4S)

116 So harry Reid 'gets an assist'.

Is that like a reach around?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 03:56 PM (/H6uR)

117 110 Cicero's hash sorta looks like 'morons rule'.

It's an island. It's where I live.

The Island of Dr. Mouru.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 03:54 PM (Mouru)

LOL

Well don't invite Val Kilmer over. I hear he's a bad guest.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 03:57 PM (xJa6I)

118 112 Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 03:55 PM (ujwCG)

*Fantasizes about having the power that the character Ben Kingsley had in the movie "Sneakers" to get on a computer and with the click of a mouse wipe out a person's total net worth.*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:57 PM (mbhDw)

119
Kittehs need to be fed.

BBS

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:57 PM (mbhDw)

120 Gawd the stench of D.C. Is overwhelming at times.
Fire them.
Fire them all.
Vote Incumbents Out!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2017 03:57 PM (uRe+P)

121 OT: The federal judiciary looking out for you:

A federal court judge in Denver has called the public sex offender registry in Colorado "cruel and unusual punishment."

The Colorado Bureau of Investigation posts a list of registered sex offenders required under the law. It contains names, pictures, addresses, descriptions and more and readily available to anyone on the internet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 01, 2017 03:54 PM (Nwg0u)

I would be more horrified if the sex offender lists didn't include 18 year old guys convicted of statutory rape for banging their 17 year old girlfriends and guys busted for indecent exposure for taking a leak by the side of the road.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at September 01, 2017 03:57 PM (dEQP3)

122 >>>Cute nurse got her period this morning. We are disappointed. She just pulled up with a lot of booze.
Be Well Horde. I'll check in when she passes out.

I think it's going to be more fun when you check in 6 or 8 years from now. Wile E never learned either.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 01, 2017 03:58 PM (Y5CXY)

123 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:55 PM (mbhDw)

I'm hoping Pepe made this woman up. I wouldn't want her near any loved one of mine in the hospital

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2017 03:58 PM (iVOAv)

124 98 Cute nurse got her period this morning.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 01, 2017 03:52 PM (XFue2

Guess you're safe now.

Whew.

Posted by: Golfman at September 01, 2017 03:58 PM (XSwgi)

125 Nevada borders Arizona. Just a thought. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw)
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To the best of my recollection, both states are owned by the Feds (geographic land). BLM (Bureau of Land Management) is biiiiig there.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2017 03:58 PM (MIKMs)

126 What's going on with Widespread Pepe ?

He is disappointed that he didn't just father a child out of wedlock with a woman he's known for a month or so.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 01, 2017 03:58 PM (bZ7mE)

127 Trump at 42% approval. Congress at 8% approval.

Whale shit at 10% approval.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 01, 2017 03:58 PM (Nwg0u)

128 You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 01, 2017 03:54 PM (tbOMB)

Bloodhound Gang. Classic.

I'm totes into the 'Ballad of Chasey Lain'...who totally should have hooked up with me when I offered. Would have had a happier life, both of us.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 03:59 PM (xJa6I)

129 I would be more horrified if the sex offender lists didn't include 18 year old guys convicted of statutory rape for banging their 17 year old girlfriends and guys busted for indecent exposure for taking a leak by the side of the road.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at September 01, 2017 03:57 PM (dEQP3)

Quite. It casts too broad a net.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 03:59 PM (0mRoj)

130 I'm hoping Pepe made this woman up. I wouldn't want her near any loved one of mine in the hospital
--

A Widespread Walter Mitty kind of deal?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 01, 2017 03:59 PM (10LGw)

131 What's going on with Widespread Pepe ?

He is disappointed that he didn't just father a child out of wedlock with a woman he's known for a month or so.
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Ah, love among the ruins. I see.

Posted by: simplemind at September 01, 2017 03:59 PM (HrgoB)

132 The shorter list is who(In both parties) is not a crook?

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2017 03:59 PM (rmVvL)

133 I saw a little noise about opening it for business as a couple of nuke plants in mid-construction threw in the towel - erasing a ton of job gains. Who the hell would fire up a nuke plant, then be responsible for on-site storage of nuke waste for the next (checks watch) 10,000 years?

But it disappeared off the radar pretty fast.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 03:54 PM (EgwCt)

I hate to say it, but being in the oil industry and owning a very small interest in a number of gas wells, I'm counting on this to make me some money. Renewables are shit and everyone on the inside knows its a scam to get govt cash. Coal is dirty. Nukes are scary. The only viable option on the table is the gas I have to sell you.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 01, 2017 04:00 PM (t06LC)

134 He is disappointed that he didn't just father a child out of wedlock with a woman he's known for a month or so.

Posted by: Grey Fox

wish I had time to go to Georgia to slap the stupid out that boy, sheesh

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2017 04:00 PM (QC/4S)

135 I'm hoping Pepe made this woman up. I wouldn't want her near any loved one of mine in the hospital

Now that you mention it, I'm starting to wonder if maybe he did.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 01, 2017 04:01 PM (bZ7mE)

136 I thought Pepe was lusting after some gym bunny who was giving him come hither looks? I must have missed the nurse saga.

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2017 04:01 PM (a0IVu)

137 iirc Joe Biden didnt loot the system as a Senator.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:01 PM (63sh5)

138 Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 01, 2017 03:59 PM (10LGw)

Well. yes Hot nurse who wants to use Ecstasy drug, etc, etc. How old is this woman-22?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2017 04:02 PM (iVOAv)

139 The shorter list is who(In both parties) is not a crook?
Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2017 03:59 PM (rmVvL)

No more than one sheet of paper using 40 point type!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 01, 2017 04:02 PM (gwPgz)

140 To the best of my recollection, both states are owned by the Feds (geographic land). BLM (Bureau of Land Management) is biiiiig there.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2017 03:58 PM (MIKMs)

I am way too lazy to go look but there was an excellent article I read last year that laid out the history of water disputes out West and just how hated the BLM is.

In case the Horde's blood pressure isn't high enough yet, some of the Bundy ranch defendants look to be facing their third trial for charges since juries keep deadlocking and the DOJ is not about to let that go.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at September 01, 2017 04:02 PM (dEQP3)

141 As for Widespread Pepe...guys you just can't tell a guy a girl is bad news. They/we don't hear it.

I've seen it happen, lived it even.

All you can do is be there for him when he wakes up and realizes he's made a horrible, horrible mistake.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:02 PM (xJa6I)

142 >>>Chasey Lain'...who totally should have hooked up with me when I offered. Would have had a happier life, both of us.

Before or after crack? Or all the way through?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 01, 2017 04:02 PM (Y5CXY)

143 Stayed a hour and a half extra at the brewery to get things done, a dozen family and friends standing around drinking samples and do you think anyone would ask if I wanted to try some?

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2017 04:03 PM (pPKG5)

144 iirc Joe Biden didnt loot the system as a Senator.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:01 PM (63sh5

Too stoooopid.

Posted by: Golfman at September 01, 2017 04:03 PM (XSwgi)

145 He is disappointed that he didn't just father a child out of wedlock with a woman he's known for a month or so.

Posted by: Grey Fox

He is one fascinating son of a bitch.

Posted by: josephistan at September 01, 2017 04:03 PM (ANIFC)

146 What's the statute of limitations on that 18 yr. old banging the 17 yr. old thing. Yep, its for a friend.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:03 PM (/H6uR)

147 I would be more horrified if the sex offender lists didn't include 18 year old guys convicted of statutory rape for banging their 17 year old girlfriends and guys busted for indecent exposure for taking a leak by the side of the road.

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Colorado's scheme is pretty fair, I think. The younger party must be both under 15 and at least 4 years younger than the older party for it to be a felony. If the younger party is 15 or 16 and the older party is at least 10 years older, it's a misdemeanor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 01, 2017 04:03 PM (Nwg0u)

148 >>>I thought Pepe was lusting after some gym bunny who was giving him come hither looks?

That was some homeless 80-year old who loitered outside his gym, and lived in a Yugo.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 01, 2017 04:04 PM (Y5CXY)

149 Yeah, sure I'll help out Bob. But I expect my payment in 5s and 10s. That is, 5 year olds and 10 year olds.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 01, 2017 04:04 PM (/qEW2)

150 Well. yes Hot nurse who wants to use Ecstasy drug, etc, etc. How old is this woman-22?

23 he says. I'm glad to hear it, as I used to know a really cute girl who went to work in Atlanta as a nurse about five years back, and, since she'd be about 27-8 now, can't be this gal. I can't imagine she'd be doing all this, but one never knows...

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 01, 2017 04:05 PM (bZ7mE)

151 Coal is dirty. Nukes are scary. The only viable option on the table is the gas I have to sell you.
=====

Sorry, it is still 'brown' energy. My city only buys 'green' energy with our 'Renewal Energy Certificates'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2017 04:05 PM (MIKMs)

152 The shorter list is who(In both parties) is not a crook?

-
A year ago, I'd have said Mitt Rombley but, well . . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 01, 2017 04:05 PM (Nwg0u)

153 What's the statute of limitations on that 18 yr. old banging the 17 yr. old thing. Yep, its for a friend.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:03 PM (/H6uR)

Statue of Limitations? Where is it? We're gonna send that fvcker crashing to the ground!

Posted by: Antifa Dude Who Got shot in the Nuts With A Pepper Ball at September 01, 2017 04:05 PM (EgwCt)

154
$8.9 million?!?!

Apparently, I neglected making the acquaintance of corrupt, scumbag politicians as part of my overall life plan.

I need a time machine.

This working hard, being honest and paying taxes stuff obviously makes me a rube.

I need to have a talk with young naturalfake.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2017 04:06 PM (NyJwR)

155

L’Oreal Fires First Transgender Model After She Goes On Rant About All White People Being Racists…

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=355538

Posted by: Sweet Harry at September 01, 2017 04:06 PM (IqV8l)

156 You know what's the best part of fucking twenty five yearolds? THERE'S TWENTY OF THEM!.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 01, 2017 04:06 PM (QQ+il)

157 [Frightened Child]: "What's that thin, desiccated, fuzzy twig coming out of your pants?"

[Dirty old man: "That's my hairy reed! Come here, little boy: don't you want to touch it?"

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2017 04:06 PM (DQ4Fv)

158 156 You know what's the best part of fucking twenty five yearolds? THERE'S TWENTY OF THEM!.
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 01, 2017 04:06 PM (QQ+il)

LOL

You are a bad, bad man/woman/moron

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:07 PM (xJa6I)

159 Posted by: Antifa Dude Who Got shot in the Nuts With A Pepper Ball at September 01, 2017 04:05 PM (EgwCt)

Heh. Yeah. Out loud.

Posted by: Golfman at September 01, 2017 04:07 PM (XSwgi)

160 I'm getting new upstairs neighbors this weekend. I'm hoping for suitable, unattached young women.

Yeah, like that'll happen...

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 01, 2017 04:07 PM (bZ7mE)

161 156 - 157 that escalated quickly.

Posted by: simplemind at September 01, 2017 04:07 PM (C6xeQ)

162 Colorado's scheme is pretty fair, I think. The younger party must be both under 15 and at least 4 years younger than the older party for it to be a felony. If the younger party is 15 or 16 and the older party is at least 10 years older, it's a misdemeanor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 01, 2017 04:03 PM (Nwg0u)

Yeah, the sliding scale statutory rape laws are generally fairer. The problem is that if you are on the offender registry in one state you're supposed to register if you move out of state.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at September 01, 2017 04:08 PM (dEQP3)

163 137 iirc Joe Biden didnt loot the system as a Senator.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:01 PM (63sh5)

A cheat, plagiarist, law school D-student who spent his entire career in politics? And decades as the Senator from a state that is home to corporations and credit cards?

I have a nice bridge over the East River for sale CHEEP!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:08 PM (mbhDw)

164 The Horde on a Friday roll.

I needed that. Been a tough week.

Posted by: Golfman at September 01, 2017 04:09 PM (XSwgi)

165 Statue of Limitations? Where is it? We're gonna send that fvcker crashing to the ground!

Posted by: Antifa Dude Who Got shot in the Nuts With A Pepper Ball at September 01, 2017 04:05 PM (EgwCt)

Lol. Yeah thats gotta be raaaaacist.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:09 PM (/H6uR)

166 She treats me very well, she pays for stuff, is not annoying for a girl, has easy shit tests to pass, and only appears to hang out and fuck on the weekend. Oh and she is 23, cute, disease free, and fit.

She is white and 23 so she is mildly retarded which I pity.

But I should totally stop plowing the shit out of her and kick her to the curb . /s

Laters.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 01, 2017 04:09 PM (XFue2)

167
Is it true that the Statue of Limitations faces north and south so that the ass faces north?

Posted by: Antifa Dude Who Got shot in the Nuts With A Pepper Ball at September 01, 2017 04:09 PM (EgwCt)

168 125 Nevada borders Arizona. Just a thought. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw)
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To the best of my recollection, both states are owned by the Feds (geographic land). BLM (Bureau of Land Management) is biiiiig there.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2017 03:58 PM (MIKMs)

Was trying to make a reference to McStain. I failed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:09 PM (mbhDw)

169 The staff at the Russian consulate in SF are apparently burning the sensitive papers before they vacate the premises. Gouts of black smoke coming out the chimneys.

If only there were white smoke. Perhaps there'd be a new Pope.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 04:09 PM (ujwCG)

170 I thought Pepe was lusting after some gym bunny who was giving him come hither looks?

Women are always giving me notes with their phone numbers. Adding that their yards need mowing or they have furniture that has to be moved.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2017 04:10 PM (BWL+E)

171 Harry Reid.

Poster boy for all that is wrong with our government.

Graft, bribes, greed, incumbency, dishonesty, pederasty, theft, lying, pederasty, intimidation, extortion, forgery and pederasty.

Burn
Scatter
Salt

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 01, 2017 04:10 PM (5VlCp)

172 160 I'm getting new upstairs neighbors this weekend. I'm hoping for suitable, unattached young women.

Yeah, like that'll happen...
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 01, 2017 04:07 PM (bZ7mE)

So you like being on the bottom.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:10 PM (/H6uR)

173
In case the Horde's blood pressure isn't high
enough yet, some of the Bundy ranch defendants look to be facing their
third trial for charges since juries keep deadlocking and the DOJ is not
about to let that go. Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at September 01, 2017 04:02 PM (dEQP3)
=====

All of the defendants are still in jail -- either the bail is so high that nobody (not even DJT) can afford it or they are 'dangerous'.

That is a case that I have been following because it is so emblematic.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2017 04:10 PM (MIKMs)

174 The title of this thread sends preteen boys running in fear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:10 PM (PY9jH)

175 L'oreal fires first transgender model after she goes on rant about all white people being racists...

=====

I know what those words mean, but that makes no sense to me.

Posted by: josephistan at September 01, 2017 04:10 PM (ANIFC)

176 if you are on the offender registry in one state you're supposed to register if you move out of state.

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That is true.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 01, 2017 04:11 PM (Nwg0u)

177 But I should totally stop plowing the shit out of her and kick her to the curb.

You should marry her if you want to plow the shit our of her. If you aren't willing to do that, you need to reconsider your activities.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 01, 2017 04:11 PM (bZ7mE)

178 Hairyback Guy

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you said pederasty three times.

Posted by: simplemind at September 01, 2017 04:11 PM (C6xeQ)

179 So, is Menendez Ana Navarro's creepy uncle? Since he's "family."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:11 PM (PY9jH)

180 173 All of the defendants are still in jail -- either the bail is so high that nobody (not even DJT) can afford it or they are 'dangerous'.

That is a case that I have been following because it is so emblematic.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2017 04:10 PM (MIKMs)

"Me too, y'alllllll____zzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzz"

- - Deputy DoJ Dawg

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:11 PM (mbhDw)

181 Now she's mildly retarded and wants to do ecstasy as well as have a kid with some guy she's known for a month. I think you should add more details for the next chapter in your story, Mr. Mitty.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2017 04:11 PM (iVOAv)

182 as mentioned by another Moron, Joe was probably just a moron.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:11 PM (63sh5)

183 75 Robert Menendez: wasn't he one of the brothers who murdered their parents?

The court showed them mercy because they were orphans.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at September 01, 2017 04:12 PM (lIZQs)

184 174 The title of this thread sends preteen boys running in fear.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:10 PM (PY9jH)

Not more than junior high hygiene class in this day and age, I'd imagine. All things considered.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:12 PM (mbhDw)

185 181 Seems legit.

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2017 04:12 PM (rmVvL)

186 160 I'm getting new upstairs neighbors this weekend. I'm hoping for suitable, unattached young women.

Yeah, like that'll happen...
Posted by: Grey Fox at September

Well, if they are unattached won't they run away like the girls you were keeping up there before?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 01, 2017 04:13 PM (0wem/)

187 Isn't Pepe already paying child support?
Never go full retard!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 01, 2017 04:13 PM (Y5CXY)

188 181. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2017 04:11 PM (iVOAv)

Yeah, I really hope she is not a real person because that is so irresponsible.

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2017 04:13 PM (a0IVu)

189 But I should totally stop plowing the shit out of her and kick her to the curb.

You should marry her if you want to plow the shit our of her.

That's not how marriage works.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 01, 2017 04:13 PM (tbOMB)

190 Off pedo sock.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 01, 2017 04:13 PM (tbOMB)

191 182 as mentioned by another Moron, Joe was probably just a moron.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:11 PM (63sh5)

So he's like the Wilton Parmenter of crooked politicians. Just accidentally stumble on a 45 year career in DC goniffing from the taxpayers without realizing or intending it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:14 PM (mbhDw)

192 Plow away, Pepe. Just don't get stuck with another 4 year custody battle.

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2017 04:14 PM (QC/4S)

193
Well, if they are unattached won't they run away like the girls you were keeping up there before?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 01, 2017 04:13 PM (0wem/)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:14 PM (/H6uR)

194 Isn't Pepe already paying child support?
Never go full retard!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 01, 2017 04:13 PM

Except for Winona

Posted by: Golfman at September 01, 2017 04:14 PM (XSwgi)

195 192 Plow away, Pepe. Just don't get stuck with another 4 year custody battle.
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2017 04:14 PM (QC/4S)

^This.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:14 PM (0mRoj)

196
Oh and she is 23, cute, disease free, and fit.

That's what they all say. Next thing you know, you have a benereal disease.

Posted by: Guy With A Truck Who Explains It All at September 01, 2017 04:14 PM (EgwCt)

197 Well, if they are unattached won't they run away like the girls you were keeping up there before?
--

That whole thing used to be much easier when upstairs apartments had radiators.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 01, 2017 04:14 PM (10LGw)

198 "Me too, y'alllllll____zzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzz"

- - Deputy DoJ Dawg
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:11 PM (mbhDw

TOP. MEN!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 01, 2017 04:14 PM (gwPgz)

199 Wasn't Menendez going to Epstein's Pedo Island? Or am I confusing him with another underage girl story?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH)

200 >>>Except for Winona

Prezackly!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 01, 2017 04:15 PM (Y5CXY)

201 The staff at the Russian consulate in SF are apparently burning the sensitive papers before they vacate the premises. Gouts of black smoke coming out the chimneys.

If only there were white smoke. Perhaps there'd be a new Pope.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 04:09 PM (ujwCG)

Some wag on twitter nailed it: There's smoke at the Russian consulate! The Russians have a new Snowden!

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at September 01, 2017 04:15 PM (dEQP3)

202 199 Wasn't Menendez going to Epstein's Pedo Island? Or am I confusing him with another underage girl story?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH)

Dead girls and live boys, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:15 PM (mbhDw)

203 169 The staff at the Russian consulate in SF are apparently burning the sensitive papers before they vacate the premises. Gouts of black smoke coming out the chimneys.

If only there were white smoke. Perhaps there'd be a new Pope.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 04:09 PM (ujwCG)

*****

I'm sitting at the observation area by the canteen of the San Francisco VA Hospital. No wonder it's so hazy out over the bay.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2017 04:16 PM (TFX/d)

204 Dead girls and live boys, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:15 PM (mbhDw)

The Dems confuse me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:16 PM (PY9jH)

205 Now she's mildly retarded and wants to do ecstasy as well as have a kid with some guy she's known for a month. I think you should add more details for the next chapter in your story, Mr. Mitty.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2017 04:11 PM (iVOAv)

*You* may not be interested in this story, but *we* definitely are.

Posted by: Penthouse Letters at September 01, 2017 04:16 PM (EgwCt)

206 Dead girls and live boys, right?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:15 PM (mbhDw)

Podesta Pizza Party

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:17 PM (0mRoj)

207 I've been out of the loop, I need a refresher. Pepe has a nurse come to his house for hospice care, they are sleeping together after a month, and she had a pregnancy scare? And there is also a gym bunny in the mix? When I wasn't looking we turned into a Shonda Rhimes melodrama.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2017 04:17 PM (hvf9s)

208 i think Menendez found his own underage ho' s in the Dominican Republic.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:17 PM (63sh5)

209 Women are always giving me notes with their phone numbers. Adding that their yards need mowing or they have furniture that has to be moved.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2017 04:10 PM (BWL+E)

But they are giving you their numbers?

Not too shabby...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:17 PM (xJa6I)

210
Was trying to make a reference to McStain. I failed. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:09 PM (mbhDw)
=====

No, it was perfectly cromulent. Who do those creepy people represent -- regular people or the Feds.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2017 04:17 PM (MIKMs)

211 Posted by: Penthouse Letters at September 01, 2017 04:16 PM (EgwCt)

I didn't say that I wasn't interested. I think it's very creative writing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2017 04:18 PM (iVOAv)

212 Ok, I gotta keep repairing sheetrock the plumber took out. But its been real...like really real.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:18 PM (/H6uR)

213 When I wasn't looking we turned into a Shonda Rhimes melodrama.
--

It also took a brief turn one night into "The Pina Colada Song".

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 01, 2017 04:18 PM (10LGw)

214 LizLem, in all honestly, don't ask. Believe me when I tell you you're better off not knowing.

I promise.

Posted by: bluebell at September 01, 2017 04:18 PM (UoSKV)

215 192 Plow away, Pepe. Just don't get stuck with another 4 year custody battle.

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2017 04:14 PM (QC/4S)

Soon.

Posted by: Maury Povich at September 01, 2017 04:18 PM (tbOMB)

216 207 I've been out of the loop, I need a refresher. Pepe has a nurse come to his house for hospice care, they are sleeping together after a month, and she had a pregnancy scare? And there is also a gym bunny in the mix? When I wasn't looking we turned into a Shonda Rhimes melodrama.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2017 04:17 PM (hvf9s)

I think I saw this on Bold and the Beautiful. Turns out he's Mossimo's son and its his half sister.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 01, 2017 04:18 PM (t06LC)

217 *You* may not be interested in this story, but *we* definitely are.

Indeed. Bonus points if you use the phrase ' ass like a young Kiefer Sutherland '.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 04:18 PM (QQ+il)

218 207 I've been out of the loop, I need a refresher. Pepe has a nurse come to his house for hospice care, they are sleeping together after a month, and she had a pregnancy scare? And there is also a gym bunny in the mix? When I wasn't looking we turned into a Shonda Rhimes melodrama.
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2017 04:17 PM (hvf9s)

Scene from "Seven Beauties" where Giannini rapes the woman in the nuthouse who's tied to the bed with restraints.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:18 PM (mbhDw)

219 137,
" iirc Joe Biden didnt loot the system as a Senator."

I think like Harry Reid he really into family.

Posted by: geoffb5 at September 01, 2017 04:19 PM (zOpu5)

220 Wait- Who was in hospice care? I missed that part.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2017 04:19 PM (iVOAv)

221 Now she's mildly retarded and wants to do ecstasy as well as have a kid with some guy she's known for a month.

I think the mildly retarded verdict was a commentary on white twenty-somthing women in general, not this particular one.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 01, 2017 04:19 PM (bZ7mE)

222 Widesprread pete , I would like you to go back to the post where you told us about the girl might be pregnant and re read it. You seemed more enthused about you x wifes response than you should have been.

I mention this because I care.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:19 PM (FKrah)

223 "some of the Bundy ranch defendants look to be facing their

third trial for charges since juries keep deadlocking and the DOJ is not about to let that go"

If only Sessions the Somnolent were awake! He'd scotch those biased kangaroo-court proceedings right away!

In reality: ssssssnnnnnnnnnnnzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 04:20 PM (ujwCG)

224 So is San Francisco going to complain to the Russian Embassy in DC on how their comrades are polluting the planet with all this burning?

Of course the Japanese destroyed all their codes and gear just before Pearl Harbor...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 01, 2017 04:20 PM (hvqfu)

225 Fen - pepe's situation is plausible under certain conditions. For example, 23 year old nurses have been known to be aggressive in their desire to attach themselves to a doctor. (are we still doing phrasing?)

Posted by: simplemind at September 01, 2017 04:20 PM (C6xeQ)

226 OT: QA department follies- I checked in some code. QA told me the data is wrong and filed it as a defect. I spent an hour tracking this down and can't find where it is acting different from the work agreement. emailed back saying, could you help me understand.

of course QA is gone for the weekend. thanks for the pile of poo on my doorstep!

sigh.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:20 PM (63sh5)

227 If your rage meter needs fine tuning, read this. At a #ShoutYourAbortion event in Seattle, actress Martha Plimpton interviews an abortionist and brags that her "first abortion was my best one."

http://tinyurl.com/yb6b8l5h

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:21 PM (PY9jH)

228 worrying about possible job-imperiling defects Friday PM to Tuesday AM... not a fun thing .

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:22 PM (63sh5)

229 er, 6 minutes will get you 20 years of child support

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:22 PM (FKrah)

230 227 If your rage meter needs fine tuning, read this. At a #ShoutYourAbortion event in Seattle, actress Martha Plimpton interviews an abortionist and brags that her "first abortion was my best one."

http://tinyurl.com/yb6b8l5h

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:21 PM (PY9jH)

Not gonna do it. This is one of my rage button issues.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:22 PM (0mRoj)

231 Winona doesn't show up with ecstasy and a bunch of booze and all that trashy stuff!
She shows up with Chutes N Ladders and we make pecan pancakes and make faces with the bacon before we pop open the Sangiovese and watch the stars while telling stories.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 01, 2017 04:22 PM (Y5CXY)

232 You guys and your notes from women.... All I ever get is "Stop!", and "I'm calling the police!"

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2017 04:22 PM (Sfs6o)

233 o sure banana

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:23 PM (FKrah)

234 So while I was writing, a soap opera happened?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 01, 2017 04:23 PM (hvqfu)

235 223
In reality: ssssssnnnnnnnnnnnzzzzzzzz.

He's as worthless as tits on a bull.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 01, 2017 04:23 PM (mcI77)

236
Dear AOSHQ Forum,

You'll never guess what happened to me when I visited Chik-Fil-A.

I mean, I'd read about this sort of thing happening to other guys, but it never happened to me before....

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2017 04:23 PM (NyJwR)

237 227 If your rage meter needs fine tuning, read this. At a #ShoutYourAbortion event in Seattle, actress Martha Plimpton interviews an abortionist and brags that her "first abortion was my best one."

http://tinyurl.com/yb6b8l5h

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:21 PM (PY9jH)

Sadly her mother did not say the same thing...

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 01, 2017 04:23 PM (t06LC)

238 Pepe is a doctor? Who is receiving hospice care - not him, right..can't be having sex if he is, surely.

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2017 04:23 PM (a0IVu)

239 Posted by: simplemind at September 01, 2017 04:20 PM (C6xeQ)

He's a doctor? I missed that part or is that part of the Walter Mitty saga?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2017 04:23 PM (iVOAv)

240 Neighbors are a family of four. Unlikely to include a young woman of suitable age and marital status, alas.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 01, 2017 04:23 PM (bZ7mE)

241 If your rage meter needs fine tuning, read this. At a #ShoutYourAbortion event in Seattle, actress Martha Plimpton interviews an abortionist and brags that her "first abortion was my best one."

The Pagans do what the Pagans do.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 04:24 PM (QQ+il)

242 Sadly her mother did not say the same thing...

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 01, 2017 04:23 PM (t06LC)

She bragged that she had family in the audience. They must be so proud.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:24 PM (PY9jH)

243 If your rage meter needs fine tuning, read this. At a #ShoutYourAbortion event in Seattle

Life is cheap in Seattle.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 01, 2017 04:24 PM (mcI77)

244 weasel I write my spouse little notes. emails, paper, file downloads.
I'm sure he might wish I wasn't so enthusiastic about the continual bonding

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:24 PM (FKrah)

245 238 Pepe is a doctor? Who is receiving hospice care - not him, right..can't be having sex if he is, surely.

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2017 04:23 PM (a0IVu)

Sure. he doesn't know whether he's coming or going.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:24 PM (/H6uR)

246 231 Winona doesn't show up with ecstasy and a bunch of booze and all that trashy stuff!
She shows up with Chutes N Ladders and we make pecan pancakes and make faces with the bacon before we pop open the Sangiovese and watch the stars while telling stories.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 01, 2017 04:22 PM (Y5CXY)

Why is it the "she loves me" fantasies are always creepier than the "she just wanted to bone" ones?

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 01, 2017 04:24 PM (t06LC)

247 iirc Joe Biden didnt loot the system as a Senator.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:01 PM (63sh5)

He's got to be bottom of the pack. I remember trying to cheer the wife up about our financial situation once and pointing to an article and saying, 'Look, we have as much net worth as a United States Senator.'

She was unimpressed.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 04:24 PM (EgwCt)

248 So it's penis-sipping top to bottom in demoncrat-land?

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2017 04:24 PM (zLDYs)

249 Anna, we should have a show.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:25 PM (FKrah)

250 Ok, so I have my own scotch, who needs beer anyway.

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2017 04:25 PM (pPKG5)

251 226 OT: QA department follies- I checked in some code. QA told me the data is wrong and filed it as a defect. I spent an hour tracking this down and can't find where it is acting different from the work agreement. emailed back saying, could you help me understand.

of course QA is gone for the weekend. thanks for the pile of poo on my doorstep!

sigh.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:20 PM (63sh5)

Wasn't me.

My last day as QA in this job was yesterday. Starting today, I'm part of the problem, not part of the solution

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:25 PM (xJa6I)

252 Amazon is giving away free digital copies of The Chase and In Pieces by Garth Brooks.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/adlp/thechase25/

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at September 01, 2017 04:25 PM (dEQP3)

253 Pepe is a doctor? Who is receiving hospice care - not him, right..can't be having sex if he is, surely.

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2017 04:23 PM (a0IVu)

Wait. Wut? Pepe is pulling 23 year old nurse tail while on hospice? Damn bro. I need to up my game.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 01, 2017 04:25 PM (t06LC)

254 yeah, even pro-choice people should be skeeved at the Plimpton comment. this is why pro lifers have that talking point that abortion is a sacrament to the hard Left. that is because, to Plimpton herself, it is.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:25 PM (63sh5)

255
249 Anna, we should have a show.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:25 PM (FKrah)

I'd watch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:25 PM (/H6uR)

256 rebounding is tough

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:26 PM (FKrah)

257 Nothing should ever expand to touch Harry Reid.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at September 01, 2017 04:26 PM (88jeI)

258 Posted by: simplemind at September 01, 2017 04:20 PM (C6xeQ)

He's a doctor? I missed that part or is that part of the Walter Mitty saga?.
==========
I have no idea. It would however, explain why a 24 year nurse would be aggressively seeking to procreate with him. Lucrative child support payments, with marriage, an eventual divorce and alimony. I have many doctor friends. It is an all too common tale. (phrasing?)

Posted by: simplemind at September 01, 2017 04:26 PM (N6Rqp)

259 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:21 PM (PY9jH)

There are times when I think "our" version of Western Civilization should be replaced, but I had hoped it would be replaced by something better, obviously, my hopes have been dashed!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 01, 2017 04:26 PM (gwPgz)

260 Dear AOSHQ Forum,

You'll never guess what happened to me when I visited Chik-Fil-A.

I mean, I'd read about this sort of thing happening to other guys, but it never happened to me before....

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2017 04:23 PM (NyJwR)

you got free nuggets ?

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2017 04:26 PM (QC/4S)

261 Bob, ok, but perhaps load up on booze and tissues.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:26 PM (FKrah)

262 Willow, opening music?

https://youtu.be/Dm5Uvwlpb0g

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 01, 2017 04:27 PM (hvqfu)

263 rebounding is tough

Not if you get position in the low post and use your ass to box everyone out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 04:27 PM (QQ+il)

264 Dear AOSHQ Forum,

You'll never guess what happened to me when I visited Chik-Fil-A.

I mean, I'd read about this sort of thing happening to other guys, but it never happened to me before....

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2017 04:23 PM (NyJwR)

you got free nuggets ?

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2017 04:26 PM (QC/4S)

Yes!!!

I couldn't believe it!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2017 04:27 PM (NyJwR)

265 252 Amazon is giving away free digital copies of The Chase and In Pieces by Garth Brooks.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/adlp/thechase25/

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at September 01, 2017 04:25 PM (dEQP3)

Is that 'Good Garth Brooks' or is there a reason they're free?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:27 PM (xJa6I)

266 Anna, we should have a show.

Posted by: willow

With puppets! And a kazoo band.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 04:27 PM (gIRsn)

267 261 Bob, ok, but perhaps load up on booze and tissues.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:26 PM (FKrah)

I'm eyetalian I can get very emotional and mostly I'm toasted so theres that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:27 PM (/H6uR)

268 Anna ! hahahahahah

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:27 PM (FKrah)

269 weasel I write my spouse little notes. emails, paper, file downloads.
I'm sure he might wish I wasn't so enthusiastic about the continual bonding

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:24 PM (FKrah)

Change the words 'continual bonding' to 'continual boning' and he'll be more enthusiastic.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 04:28 PM (EgwCt)

270 256 rebounding is tough
Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:26 PM (FKrah)

I never had a rebound relationship.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:28 PM (0mRoj)

271 In Soviet Union, Harry Reid expands to touch YOU.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 04:28 PM (QQ+il)

272 yeah, even pro-choice people should be skeeved at
the Plimpton comment. this is why pro lifers have that talking point
that abortion is a sacrament to the hard Left. that is because, to
Plimpton herself, it is.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:25 PM (63sh5)

She goes on to gleefully say she wishes she could have posted her positive [best] abortion experience on Yelp.

Evil walks among us. Always.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:28 PM (PY9jH)

273 Does that make me weird?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:28 PM (0mRoj)

274 this is how my conversations with women go here

TERLIT HOBO: Uh, hi.

WOMAN: My boyfriend likes to get high.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:28 PM (63sh5)

275 Posted by: simplemind at September 01, 2017 04:20 PM (C6xeQ)

He's a doctor? I missed that part or is that part of the Walter Mitty saga?.
==========
I have no idea. It would however, explain why a 24 year nurse would be aggressively seeking to procreate with him. Lucrative child support payments, with marriage, an eventual divorce and alimony. I have many doctor friends. It is an all too common tale. (phrasing?)
Posted by: simplemind

I assumed he was a dentist

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2017 04:28 PM (OrJy9)

276 i'll sing to pepe

slow down , you're moving to fast....
try to make you life last

just kick around some cobblestones..
(I took liberty)

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:28 PM (FKrah)

277 So that's how Harry got his black eye? Menendez "persuaded" him?

Posted by: Strobe at September 01, 2017 04:29 PM (gbWkA)

278 273 Does that make me weird?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:28 PM (0mRoj)

No...not that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:29 PM (/H6uR)

279 'Good Garth Brooks'
===========
I thought he had a schizophrenic break from reality.

What was is alter ego name?

Remember that . . . like he was some kind of a super hero with an alternate identity.

Posted by: simplemind at September 01, 2017 04:29 PM (NEX4q)

280 Question: Oreo Klondike is a health food, right? You eat a few of them, that's all good for you?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: blaster at September 01, 2017 04:29 PM (I3yVB)

281 Is that 'Good Garth Brooks' or is there a reason they're free?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:27 PM (xJa6I)

It's the 25th anniversary of both of them. It's Good Garth.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at September 01, 2017 04:29 PM (dEQP3)

282 Rebound relationships never work.

just ask Harry Reid.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:29 PM (63sh5)

283 I have no idea. It would however, explain why a 24 year nurse would be aggressively seeking to procreate with him. Lucrative child support payments, with marriage, an eventual divorce and alimony. I have many doctor friends. It is an all too common tale. (phrasing?)
Posted by: simplemind

I assumed he was a dentist

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2017 04:28 PM (OrJy9)

Well, as a lawyer, either way you look at it, if he fell into that trap for 18 years, he's dumb.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 01, 2017 04:29 PM (t06LC)

284 Insomniac not weird, let yourself recover heal and then find that woman that is your Real girl

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:30 PM (FKrah)

285 274 this is how my conversations with women go here

TERLIT HOBO: Uh, hi.

WOMAN: My boyfriend likes to get high.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:28 PM (63sh5)

TERLIT HOBO: That's cool. Wanna make out while he's stoned?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:30 PM (xJa6I)

286 I thought Pepe was a gynecologist and that was the whole 'Widespread' thing.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 01, 2017 04:30 PM (Y5CXY)

287 278 273 Does that make me weird?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:28 PM (0mRoj)

No...not that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:29 PM (/H6uR)

Heh. Maybe because I'm weird I never had a rebound relationship. Or many relationships at all.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:30 PM (0mRoj)

288 Note To Self: Look into this Medicare overbilling racket. It sounds like there's real money to be made.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 03:36 PM (Mouru)

You ain't lyin'. "Access to care" is the lie.

What it really means is the avaricious con artists of the healthcare industrial complex getting access to your sweet sweet tax dollars.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2017 04:30 PM (TOk1P)

289
It's the 25th anniversary of both of them. It's Good Garth.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at September 01, 2017 04:29 PM (dEQP3)

AKA not Chris Gaines Garth.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 01, 2017 04:30 PM (t06LC)

290 TERLIT HOBO: Uh, hi.

WOMAN: My boyfriend likes to get high.
============
Might I recommend a rejoinder?

Terlit HOBO: Well, this is your lucky day because I like to > > > > !

Posted by: simplemind at September 01, 2017 04:30 PM (HLBKS)

291 Ok, NOW i have Sheetrock to put up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:30 PM (/H6uR)

292 276. Feelin' groovy.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 01, 2017 04:31 PM (fA1SL)

293 alex-alex-alex- iced tea.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:31 PM (FKrah)

294 284 Insomniac not weird, let yourself recover heal and then find that woman that is your Real girl
Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:30 PM (FKrah)

I don't think such a person exists, but even if she did, how long is it supposed to take to recover and heal? It's been a few years now.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:31 PM (0mRoj)

295 What was is alter ego name?
--

The goth-rocker? Chris something, wasn't it?

*looks it up*

Chris GAINZZZ

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 01, 2017 04:31 PM (10LGw)

296 Weasel, are you at home now? I sent you an email . . .

Posted by: bluebell at September 01, 2017 04:32 PM (UoSKV)

297 286. Amateur gynecologist

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 01, 2017 04:32 PM (fA1SL)

298 Ok, NOW i have Sheetrock to put up.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:30 PM (/H6uR) , don't get too screwy

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:32 PM (FKrah)

299
OT:

Looks like the DACA announcement will come on Tuesday (when Wimpy promises to pay for his burger).

H/T Breithbart

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:32 PM (mbhDw)

300 This should make the Horde happy....

https://youtu.be/RIjCtr5toRA

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 01, 2017 04:32 PM (hvqfu)

301
Heh. Maybe because I'm weird I never had a rebound relationship. Or many relationships at all.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:30 PM (0mRoj)

Hope you know i was teasing. Good on you for not having a bunch, and taking your time to find the right one is worth it. I was 41 when I found her...25 years later. I hope she doesn't sober up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (/H6uR)

302 "actress Martha Plimpton"

She began her "acting" career in Hollyweird at age eleven.

Thus: Martha has likely been more passed-around than a spliff at a Bob Marley performance.

She's probably got a loyalty club card from the abortion clinic with a whole lot of stamps on it. Remember, once you complete the lot, your next procedure is ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (ujwCG)

303 Wait. Wut? Pepe is pulling 23 year old nurse tail while on hospice? Damn bro. I need to up my game.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 01, 2017 04:25 PM (t06LC)

The hoard are masters of the Telephone game.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (r5KeJ)

304
Weasel, are you at home now? I sent you an email . . .

Posted by: bluebell at September 01, 2017 04:32 PM (UoSKV)

Is the cookbook ready?!? Or are you trying to "tone down" Ace's recipe for Hobo Surprise?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (PY9jH)

305 Insomniac as long as it takes. It will be worth every pain you've felt.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (FKrah)

306 Amateur gynecologist
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 01, 2017 04:32 PM (fA1SL)

You rang ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (fiGNd)

307 297 286. Amateur gynecologist
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 01, 2017 04:32 PM (fA1SL)

A speculum speculator?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (mbhDw)

308 TERLIT HOBO: Uh, hi.

WOMAN: My boyfriend likes to get high.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:28 PM (63sh5)

see, I can help. next time try this line : "DO you have a library card ? Because I'm checking you out."1) Establishes you as erudite2) as well as suave and de bonner

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (QC/4S)

309 Thank you, willow.

*sips*

I am shortly off to dinner with the 'rents. Om nom nom pizza.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (dEQP3)

310 St. Louis-Two police officers were shot during a traffic stop.
The suspect fled the scene and police found AK-47 rounds.
The police were shot in the legs.
Suspect is on the lose - Police officers are kicking in doors in the area.
-GP

Early start to the weekend.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (mcI77)

311 300

I like a girl with a nice hat.

Posted by: simplemind at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (AACwD)

312 281 Is that 'Good Garth Brooks' or is there a reason they're free?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:27 PM (xJa6I)

It's the 25th anniversary of both of them. It's Good Garth.
Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at September 01, 2017 04:29 PM (dEQP3)

I'm in then.

Thanks for the link, Alex!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (xJa6I)

313 So I guess all the underaged girls he was screwing as part of the bribery has been forgotten, hunh

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (6jD9Y)

314 Pepe's story is less believable than Stuck On Stupid.

Also I hope his mdma popping nursing student flunks out.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 01, 2017 04:34 PM (8IGzS)

315 Jane, no and yes. Those ingredients are hard to come by, you know.

Posted by: bluebell at September 01, 2017 04:34 PM (UoSKV)

316 Collusion.

Posted by: Donewithit at September 01, 2017 04:34 PM (kZVsz)

317 I assumed he was a dentist

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2017 04:28 PM (OrJy9)

Well, as a lawyer, either way you look at it, if he fell into that trap for 18 years, he's dumb.
Posted by: Jollyroger

I say this because my lawyer, who doesn't do divorces, I'd full of dentist divorce jokes. Apparently, they keep the divorce lawyers Mercedes payments up.

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2017 04:34 PM (OrJy9)

318
Martha Plimpton interviews an abortionist and brags that her "first abortion was my best one."

So it's all down hill after that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2017 04:34 PM (IqV8l)

319 A speculum speculator?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (mbhDw)

ack, lmro

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:34 PM (FKrah)

320 306 Amateur gynecologist
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 01, 2017 04:32 PM (fA1SL)

You rang ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (fiGNd)

LOL

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:34 PM (xJa6I)

321 307. Speculum spectator. Vulval voluntarist. Bearded clam digger.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 01, 2017 04:35 PM (fA1SL)

322 I am shortly off to dinner with the 'rents. Om nom nom pizza.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (dEQP3)

Give 'em a yuge hug for me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:35 PM (PY9jH)

323 So all is normal is East St louis

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2017 04:35 PM (OrJy9)

324 I am sure that in this case if Harry Reid said he had nothing to do with this corruption it would very likely be true, because he is pretty busy with his own corruption and is maxed out.

Menendez and his cronies would have to cough up some big time dough to get Harry to take time out from the HUGE scams he has going on.

It would too much of a distraction for him with little payback.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 01, 2017 04:35 PM (Nu5az)

325
If Pepe is smart he gets a vasectomy for unforgettable sex. I know I'll never forget the first time afterwards.

An orgasm with an additional punch directly in the balls. Simultaneously.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 04:35 PM (EgwCt)

326 296 Weasel, are you at home now? I sent you an email . . .

Posted by: bluebell at September 01, 2017 04:32 PM (UoSKV)
------
Got it! Home now. Just emailed you - call my cell.

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2017 04:35 PM (Sfs6o)

327
To Plimpton, et al, an abortion is like getting your nails done or performance art.

Why don't they watch one in person? Better yet, go screen the Gosnell movie.

You'll see what one man can do, my friend.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:35 PM (mbhDw)

328 pizza, with meat?

now i'm starving!

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:35 PM (FKrah)

329 305 Insomniac as long as it takes. It will be worth every pain you've felt.
Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (FKrah)

I'll be dead by then.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:35 PM (0mRoj)

330 I am shortly off to dinner with the 'rents. Om nom nom pizza.

Hopefully so will I. Friday is Pizza Night, after all.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 01, 2017 04:36 PM (bZ7mE)

331 325
If Pepe is smart he gets a vasectomy for unforgettable sex. I know I'll never forget the first time afterwards.

An orgasm with an additional punch directly in the balls. Simultaneously.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 04:35 PM (EgwCt)

I was wondering what that felt like. Sort of like holding back a sneeze?

Ouch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

332 Stuck On Stupid's story was at least an entertaining dramatization of SJWs Always Lie. even if not true it should have been.

Pepe's story is the comic page from Hustler. serves no purpose.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:37 PM (63sh5)

333 229 er, 6 minutes will get you 20 years of child support
Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:22 PM (FKrah)
----------------------
Well, yeah, but it's worth it if it impresses his ex-wife!
That's a great reason to have a kid, isn't it?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 01, 2017 04:37 PM (0jtPF)

334 insomniac, I've been where you are.

it changes.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:37 PM (FKrah)

335 An orgasm with an additional punch directly in the balls. Simultaneously.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 04:35 PM (EgwCt)

You're going the wrong way.

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at September 01, 2017 04:37 PM (rZ+mb)

336 328 pizza, with meat?

Coming right up!

Posted by: Jon Podesta at September 01, 2017 04:37 PM (0mRoj)

337 Pizza with the 'rents, have a good one then.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 01, 2017 04:37 PM (hvqfu)

338 TERLIT HOBO: Uh, hi.

WOMAN: My boyfriend likes to get high.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:28 PM (63sh5)

see, I can help. next time try this line : "DO you have a library card ? Because I'm checking you out."1) Establishes you as erudite2) as well as suave and de bonner

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2017 04:33 PM (QC/4S)

If it happens to be raining, asking her if she knows why it's raining. When she says no, tell her it's because all of heaven is crying, because there's an angel missing from up there.

p.s... don't tell her it's her, she should already know that's what you mean by the look you're giving her all up and down.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (TOk1P)

339 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 01, 2017 04:37 PM (0jtPF)

zing... yes. that bothered me . I think he needs to pace himself.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (FKrah)

340 why the investigation? i see no public interest in this.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (KP5rU)

341 LOL

Beat me to it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:34 PM (xJa6I)

Great minds think alike.

Turns out ... so do ours.

So ... peeps ... today was the last day at the old job. Tuesday starts my first billable day working for myself.

Right now we're in the phase I like to call "Getting Higher Than a Giraffe's Ass".

My normally stupid shit is probably going to be a little more stupid than normal.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (fiGNd)

342
I was wondering what that felt like. Sort of like holding back a sneeze?

Ouch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

You want 'ouch?' When I had my Vas the anesthetic didn't quite take and when he made the cut and reached in I started clucking like a chicken.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (/H6uR)

343 332 Stuck On Stupid's story was at least an entertaining dramatization of SJWs Always Lie. even if not true it should have been.

Pepe's story is the comic page from Hustler. serves no purpose.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:37 PM (63sh5)

One of my favorite features from National Lampoon was the column "Tips 'n Tales from Bernie X."

Hilarious.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)

344 307. Speculum spectator. Vulval voluntarist. Bearded clam digger.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at September 01, 2017 04:35 PM (fA1SL)

Taco tourist?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (tbOMB)

345 342
I was wondering what that felt like. Sort of like holding back a sneeze?

Ouch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

You want 'ouch?' When I had my Vas the anesthetic didn't quite take and when he made the cut and reached in I started clucking like a chicken.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (/H6uR)

STOP!!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)

346 alex, also prayers for your mum and dad I know they've been having a tough time lately

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:39 PM (FKrah)

347 So ... peeps ... today was the last day at the old job. Tuesday starts my first billable day working for myself.

Right now we're in the phase I like to call "Getting Higher Than a Giraffe's Ass".

My normally stupid shit is probably going to be a little more stupid than normal.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (fiGNd)

Good luck, buddy!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:39 PM (0mRoj)

348 pizza, with meat?

now i'm starving!

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:35 PM (FKrah)

Pizza? Ew. That's disgusting. You people make me sick.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh's Exchange Student at September 01, 2017 04:39 PM (rZ+mb)

349 325
If Pepe is smart he gets a vasectomy for unforgettable sex. I know I'll never forget the first time afterwards.

An orgasm with an additional punch directly in the balls. Simultaneously.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman

shouldn't get a vas from a doctor at a strip mall.

got mine done in the hospital and there are no side effects, other than my jizz doesn't get anyone pregnant.

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 01, 2017 04:39 PM (FZYNt)

350 Mr. D'oh took some cases of water to the GA Port. They're loading up containers with supplies for TX.

He got a bonus: Largest container ship ever to visit the east coast arrived. It's unloading cargo then heading for Charleston and then NY/NJ, where it will go under the newly raised Bayonne Bridge.

Cool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:39 PM (PY9jH)

351 I just want to say that this is the best thread ever.

Continue.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 04:39 PM (qJtVm)

352 300
This should make the Horde happy....

https://youtu.be/RIjCtr5toRA

There's a really cool backward leg costume starting at 0.50. There's some other good stuff too. I'm not sure how much more those girls can show without getting arrested.

Posted by: pep at September 01, 2017 04:39 PM (LAe3v)

353 338. TL; DR - 'How 'bout it?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 01, 2017 04:39 PM (fA1SL)

354 I liked SOS. shrugs

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:39 PM (FKrah)

355 You want 'ouch?' When I had my Vas the anesthetic didn't quite take and when he made the cut and reached in I started clucking like a chicken.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (/H6uR)

Dammit man, I didn't need to hear that!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:39 PM (0mRoj)

356 350 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:39 PM (PY9jH)

*jots down memo to go to Bayonne Bridge*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:40 PM (mbhDw)

357 341 LOL

Beat me to it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:34 PM (xJa6I)

Great minds think alike.

Turns out ... so do ours.

So ... peeps ... today was the last day at the old job. Tuesday starts my first billable day working for myself.

Right now we're in the phase I like to call "Getting Higher Than a Giraffe's Ass".

My normally stupid shit is probably going to be a little more stupid than normal.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (fiGNd)

Congrats and good luck.

At the job, I mean.

You probably don't need luck to get high.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:40 PM (xJa6I)

358
STOP!!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)

Its also quite odd to see smoke coming from your halls when he cauterizes.

Ok now sheetrock.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:40 PM (/H6uR)

359 I was wondering what that felt like. Sort of like holding back a sneeze?
Ouch.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

You know how women avoid sex after delivering a child and the man goes along -- because of course? 'Cause stuff just got sliced and diced 'down there'.

I wish I had waited another decade or so. Holy shit did that hurt. While still feeling only so, so, so slightly okay.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 04:40 PM (EgwCt)

360 You want 'ouch?' When I had my Vas the anesthetic didn't quite take and when he made the cut and reached in I started clucking like a chicken.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (/H6uR)
---
Wait...what do you mean "reached in"?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 04:40 PM (qJtVm)

361 You want 'ouch?' When I had my Vas the anesthetic didn't quite take and when he made the cut and reached in I started clucking like a chicken.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (/H6uR)

Your doctor won a $100 bet that day.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2017 04:41 PM (rZ+mb)

362 I woke up while having an appendectomy..
weird

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:41 PM (FKrah)

363 334 insomniac, I've been where you are.

it changes.
Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:37 PM (FKrah)

I honestly don't think that will happen for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:41 PM (0mRoj)

364 Good luck, buddy!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:39 PM (0mRoj)

Thank dude. I think I got this under control.

Definitely have "Higher Than a Giraffe's Ass" cornered in a room with my big ass between it and the only exit.

*smile*

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 04:41 PM (fiGNd)

365 What the hell is going on in this thread?

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2017 04:41 PM (q177U)

366 After Felonius Pantsuits exploits with Play for Pay Department of Clinton State Initiative, Menendez,s little folforal seems like a quaint throwback to a time when politicians had more modest appetites for their corruption.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 01, 2017 04:41 PM (Nu5az)

367 Eris, there are some things better not knowing...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 01, 2017 04:41 PM (hvqfu)

368 I was going to say that age-appropriate women for me are moving out of the procreation zone, so I'm safe.

Not that it matters. My balls read the vasectomy stuff and ran up inside to hide forever.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 04:41 PM (gIRsn)

369 You want 'ouch?' When I had my Vas the anesthetic didn't quite take and
when he made the cut and reached in I started clucking like a chicken.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (/H6uR)

Good gawd. My vagina cringed in sympathy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:42 PM (PY9jH)

370 362 I woke up while having an appendectomy..
weird
Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:41 PM (FKrah)

....The last thing I remember was ordering a vodka tonic at a waterfront bar, and then....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw)

371 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:40 PM (/H6uR)

SHUT. UP.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:42 PM (0mRoj)

372 I started clucking like a chicken.

My testicles sucked back up inside my abdomen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 04:42 PM (QQ+il)

373 Insomniac you are too witty, and furiously funny (when you are not mad) to not find a woman that Needs just that guy in her life.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:43 PM (FKrah)

374 361 You want 'ouch?' When I had my Vas the anesthetic didn't quite take and when he made the cut and reached in I started clucking like a chicken.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (/H6uR)

Your doctor won a $100 bet that day.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2017 04:41 PM (rZ+mb)

Lol. thing is I saw him partying at a club the night before. When he came off the dance floor I said "shouldn't you be resting or studying?"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:43 PM (/H6uR)

375 354 I liked SOS. shrugs
Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:39 PM (FKrah)

So did I but his story did start getting unbelievable.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 01, 2017 04:43 PM (8IGzS)

376 ....The last thing I remember was ordering a vodka tonic at a waterfront bar, and then....

I hope you had four kidneys.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 04:43 PM (QQ+il)

377 369
Good gawd. My vagina cringed in sympathy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:42 PM (PY9jH)

If you can do that at will....

Now I condemn myself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw)

378 I believe it.

Pepe plowing his hot nurse friend.

I believe it. I believe it.

Why do ya'll keep saying I won't believe it. I believe it, I believe it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 01, 2017 04:43 PM (5VlCp)

379 You want 'ouch?' When I had my Vas the anesthetic didn't quite take and when he made the cut and reached in I started clucking like a chicken.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (/H6uR)
--

Believe it or not, that's not even the grossest vasectomy story on the HQ in the last week.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 01, 2017 04:43 PM (10LGw)

380 This thread is going sideway...*hopes for new thread from the boss*

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2017 04:43 PM (a0IVu)

381 378 I believe it.

Pepe plowing his hot nurse friend.

I believe it. I believe it.

Why do ya'll keep saying I won't believe it. I believe it, I believe it.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 01, 2017 04:43 PM (5VlCp)

"At ease! Next!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)

382 J.J ha, I didn't feel a thing , but I did say Hey what are you doing before I went back under
scared the doc

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:44 PM (FKrah)

383 dude, even the chicken is wincing at that, and it's been through some shit.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:44 PM (63sh5)

384 I thought Pepe was balls-deep in some college girl's mish (his words, not mine)

I also thought he'd sworn a vow of celibacy, but I knew that wouldn't last.

A young female who shows up only on the weekends, only to fuck, and with a carload of booze sounds like every man's fantasy.

Also sounds like a woman on a mission; a woman with a plan.

Sounds like Pepe is onboard with said plan, which shocks me, given all his previous ~~rants~~ posts, but WTF do I know, other than that men tend to get, uh, stuck on stupid when thinking with the little head.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 04:44 PM (ihmYw)

385 1, 2017 04:40 PM (/H6uR)

SHUT. UP.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:42 PM (0mRoj)

Ok ok! Dont say i cant take a hint!! Im gonna do sheetrock. Gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:44 PM (/H6uR)

386 In all actuality, Menendez may vey well be the least corrupt of the dems, and probably not an insignificant number of republicans.

He was politicking with some corruption on the side. Unlike many others who were swimming in the scams with some politicking on the side.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 01, 2017 04:45 PM (Nu5az)

387 Buzzion true it was interesting, still it had me on the edge of my seat for a while.

all good fun. Hope he is doing well LOL

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:45 PM (FKrah)

388 A young female who shows up only on the weekends, only to fuck, and with a carload of booze sounds like every man's fantasy.

She lives in Canada.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 04:45 PM (QQ+il)

389 Oh and LOL! Luego horde.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:45 PM (/H6uR)

390 And believe it or not, I am in the middle of writing for Reaper Cat Six one of her Marines is presently in labor. In the middle of a combat zone. Contractions. Explosions. Ranting. Secrets exposed. All because of last Sunday's Book Thread.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 01, 2017 04:45 PM (hvqfu)

391 At ease! Next!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)

Ow, all right. I'm going to go stare at the Russian POW's.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 01, 2017 04:46 PM (5VlCp)

392 You want 'ouch?' When I had my Vas the anesthetic didn't quite take and when he made the cut and reached in I started clucking like a chicken.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 01, 2017 04:38 PM (/H6uR)

The anesthetic didn't quite 'take' with me either. Guess what happens, guys, when you're under anesthetic and all the veins in your body relax?

Spoiler alert: Boing!

I can still recall the nurse saying, 'That's a big one'. So I was clucking for another reason before the lights went out again.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 04:46 PM (EgwCt)

393 Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me there was a new thread?!?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 04:46 PM (QQ+il)

394 And believe it or not, I am in the middle of writing
for Reaper Cat Six one of her Marines is presently in labor. In the
middle of a combat zone. Contractions. Explosions. Ranting. Secrets
exposed. All because of last Sunday's Book Thread.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 01, 2017 04:45 PM (hvqfu)

Have an alien come out of her belly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:46 PM (PY9jH)

395 I got my shit cut ... it was easier than Mrs. Scogg getting cut.

So - I'm laying their - getting snipped. Worried as shit that I'd sprout wood (didn't). They do their thing.

Doc finishes up. Nurse asks me "Mr. Scogg, how do you feel ?"

My stupid smart ass replies "I dunno' honey, you tell me".

Doc laughs. Nurse just looks at me and shakes her head.

True story. I shit you not.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 04:47 PM (fiGNd)

396 126 What's going on with Widespread Pepe ?

He is disappointed that he didn't just father a child out of wedlock with a woman he's known for a month or so.
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 01, 2017 03:58 PM (bZ7mE)

-----------

The whole thing sounds really creepy. From both parties.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2017 04:47 PM (ZAAkQ)

397 Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:43 PM (FKrah)

That's nice to say. I'll leave the optimism to you, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:47 PM (0mRoj)

398 Tuesday starts my first billable day working for myself.

Right now we're in the phase I like to call "Getting Higher Than a Giraffe's Ass".

LOL, and congratulations!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 04:48 PM (ihmYw)

399 All in good fun and far less vulgar.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 01, 2017 04:48 PM (8IGzS)

400 He is disappointed that he didn't just father a child out of wedlock with a woman he's known for a month or so.
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 01, 2017 03:58 PM (bZ7mE)

Shoulda' snagged that Homeless Hottie when he had the chance.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 04:49 PM (fiGNd)

401 Jane D'Oh, eschewing the whole alien chest-burster trope.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 01, 2017 04:49 PM (hvqfu)

402 years ago I was defending a vasectomy malpractice case.

Guy vasectomy supposedly resulted in his having chronic testicular pain. It can happen, rare risk.

He claimed he didn't know that and wouldn't have agreed to the surgery if he had. Jury didn't buy it.

I mention it because of his wife's unusual testimony. His wife testified that their marital relationship was ruined because they could no longer do those things that they had enjoyed prior to the vasectomy.

On cross - Q: For example?

A: Well, he gets off work early before the kids get home from school. And for about a half an hour I would cradle his testicles in my hand and now we can't do that anymore because he's too sensitive.

Q: Anything else?

A: No.

Q: My work here is done.

Posted by: simplemind at September 01, 2017 04:49 PM (9EA1R)

403 I can still recall the nurse saying, 'That's a big one'. So I was clucking for another reason before the lights went out again.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 04:46 PM (EgwCt)

-----------

She was talking about the hypodermic needle they were about to stick into your testicles.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2017 04:51 PM (ZAAkQ)

404 "....The last thing I remember was ordering a vodka tonic at a waterfront bar, and then...."

All I wanted were some McNuggets. Just a few goddamned McNuggets to take the edge off. That simple. But nooooooooooooooo.

See if I ever go back *there*.

http://tinyurl.com/ybtrghya

Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 04:51 PM (ujwCG)

405 He claimed he didn't know that and wouldn't have agreed to the surgery if he had. Jury didn't buy it.

Posted by: simplemind at September 01, 2017 04:49 PM (9EA1R)

What didn't the jury buy? That he wasn't warned or that it wasn't a real problem?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2017 04:51 PM (rZ+mb)

406 Or did they think that he would have gone ahead with the operation even if he had been warned?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2017 04:53 PM (rZ+mb)

407 What didn't the jury buy? That he wasn't warned or that it wasn't a real problem?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2017 04:51 PM (rZ+mb)

Dude bragged that he memorized his TimesEight Tables.

Upon cross-examination ... it was only TimesFour.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 04:53 PM (fiGNd)

408 And believe it or not, I am in the middle of writing
for Reaper Cat Six one of her Marines is presently in labor. In the
middle of a combat zone. Contractions. Explosions. Ranting. Secrets
exposed. All because of last Sunday's Book Thread. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 01, 2017 04:45 PM (hvqfu)
=====

Got your laurels right here. A true writer.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2017 04:53 PM (MIKMs)

409 What didn't the jury buy? That he wasn't warned or that it wasn't a real problem?
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Well, that's a pretty good question actually. I suppose the best way to answer it is to say the filled out the paperwork indicating they did not find any medical malpractice. Meaning a majority of them felt that he was told what he needed to be told, or even if he wasn't a reasonable person with that information would have gone a head and had the surgery anyway.

Now some portion of them or all of them may have felt there was no injury, but they didn't have to get that far in the paperwork.

I left out that the wife was crying on the stand when she talked about not being able to cradle his stuff in the middle of the afternoon . . .

In truth, I think the whole jury was creeped out by the story.

Posted by: simplemind at September 01, 2017 04:56 PM (RguEM)

410 "Use the doll to show the policemen where the bribe money touched you, Mr. Searchlight Strangler."

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 01, 2017 04:57 PM (be0vm)

411 I wrote Harry Reid's only biography. The Menedez stuff is just the tip of the iceberg, but will hopefully force a Grand Jury on more serious charges. Crap is about to hit the fan.

Posted by: DaxtonBrown at September 01, 2017 05:33 PM (Mq43J)

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