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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2017 08:33 AM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2017 08:34 AM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: grammie winger, You should be dancin' yeah, at September 02, 2017 08:34 AM (lwiT4)
Hmmmph!
Posted by: Spot at September 02, 2017 08:34 AM (uk240)
Posted by: Kentucky Kid at September 02, 2017 08:36 AM (tZF5H)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at September 02, 2017 08:36 AM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 02, 2017 08:37 AM (MCEs2)
Hmmmph!
Posted by: Spot
Yes, but, who will make those burgers and brew that beer you capitalist scum??
Posted by: Bruce at September 02, 2017 08:37 AM (Ko1aj)
Posted by: grumpy Saturday morning guy at September 02, 2017 08:37 AM (npW6t)
Posted by: slate, cnn, and the nyt at September 02, 2017 08:37 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2017 08:38 AM (DbcE+)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 08:38 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 02, 2017 08:39 AM (i2KAN)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 02, 2017 08:39 AM (MCEs2)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 02, 2017 08:40 AM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: BignJames at September 02, 2017 08:40 AM (x9c8r)
I think the psychopaths and black coffee thing was a half-assed extrapolation of some half-assed "scientific" study which purported to show that psychopaths liked bitter flavors more than average folks.
For instance, I like bitter flavors in a cocktail but am not a fan of black coffee. Milk or cream, please.
Still, I haven't killed anyone.
Yet.
Perhaps, i'm not living up to my full potential.
Hmmm.
*studys Barney the Dinosaur masks at Halloween Store*
Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2017 08:41 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: kallisto at September 02, 2017 08:41 AM (qV5PD)
It was a cool evening, and nice for just walking hand in hand and looking at all the traditional agricultural and 4-H stuff as well.
Sa a little girl, maybe 5 years old leading a 1,000 pound cow around from the milking display back to her stall. Perfectly confident in doing it.
Looked at all the needlepoint, and food preservation, with some really great looking home made pickled vegetables.
Turned to Mrs VIA and told her, when the shit hits the fan, these are the people who are gonna survive.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 08:41 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 08:41 AM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 08:42 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: grammie winger
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Adulterating coffee is sinful.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2017 08:43 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 02, 2017 08:43 AM (bZ7mE)
Milo...is that you?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 08:42 AM (J+eG2)
and strong and bitter.
Posted by: BignJames at September 02, 2017 08:43 AM (x9c8r)
However, if and when you have the desire/opportunity for a trip to St. Augustine, do it.
Before this trip the knowledge I had about St. Augustine was virtually nill. I've learned a lot in the last few days and give this place as a vacay destination a solid 4.5/5 morons.
Posted by: weirdflunky at September 02, 2017 08:43 AM (AXe65)
*****
I'll bet there are calls for blood!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 08:44 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 08:41 AM (J+eG2)
You mean the Starbucks customers are in deep shit?
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 08:44 AM (A2Bi9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2017 08:43 AM (nBBdT)
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Just add it to the pile labeled "Justified."
Posted by: grammie winger, You should be dancin' yeah, at September 02, 2017 08:44 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 08:38 AM (mvenn)
Well you have to make a chart; on the left side have a column for 'proves' and the other side 'disproves'. Each study you put a check mark in the appropriate column.
Add the totals and compare. Then take the paper, ball it up, stamp it under your feet and set it ablaze. After the ashes cool carefully sift through them. The answer is probably there.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 02, 2017 08:44 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Shopgirl at September 02, 2017 08:45 AM (UO5Bz)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 08:45 AM (pPKG5)
I want it, just because, but I've fired one and my BM59 from the same company is a sweeter weapon. It swings better and point easier even though it should be muzzle heavy with that bipod.
https://www.classicfirearms.com/bm-59-semi-auto-rifle-308-caliber
FWIW, I do have the older version made from a machined M1 receiver rather than their new cast receiver.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at September 02, 2017 08:45 AM (LTHVh)
Posted by: kallisto at September 02, 2017 08:46 AM (qV5PD)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 02, 2017 08:47 AM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: Keith Jackson at September 02, 2017 08:47 AM (lGdFu)
Posted by: Shopgirl at September 02, 2017 08:45 AM (UO5Bz)
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Ya, it's pretty good. When I see my supply is getting low, I have high anxiety.
Posted by: grammie winger, You should be dancin' yeah, at September 02, 2017 08:47 AM (lwiT4)
Better get more tomorrow
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 08:47 AM (pPKG5)
Posted by: goatexchange at September 02, 2017 08:47 AM (YFnq5)
Every one of the winning coffee descriptions started with shit like "Subtle undertones of..." and other shit.
Coffee should taste like coffee. No overtones. No undertones. Coffee.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 08:48 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Jake Holenhead, ex JackS at September 02, 2017 08:48 AM (DknNB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 08:48 AM (J+eG2)
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And strong enough to put hair on your chest.
Posted by: grammie winger, You should be dancin' yeah, at September 02, 2017 08:49 AM (lwiT4)
company is a sweeter weapon. It swings better and point easier even
though it should be muzzle heavy with that bipod.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at September 02, 2017 08:45 AM (LTHVh)
Long ago I could disassemble a M14 quickly while in the army, never could get the idea of setting the headspace on a 50 cal. (or 30 cal). But loved shooting the 50 cal a lot.....are they still used anymore.
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 08:49 AM (A2Bi9)
******
Yeah, that phrase too. Seems my list is getting longer just while I'm sitting here.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 08:50 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: grammie winger, You should be dancin' yeah, at September 02, 2017 08:50 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 08:50 AM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 08:51 AM (J+eG2)
It was a cool evening, and nice for just walking hand in hand and looking at all the traditional agricultural and 4-H stuff as well.
Sa a little girl, maybe 5 years old leading a 1,000 pound cow around from the milking display back to her stall. Perfectly confident in doing it.
Looked at all the needlepoint, and food preservation, with some really great looking home made pickled vegetables.
Turned to Mrs VIA and told her, when the shit hits the fan, these are the people who are gonna survive.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 08:41 AM (J+eG2)
Is that in Westminster?
Mrs. Hate and I went to the Geauga County Fair yesterday because it was the day when codgers like us get in free. LOTS of Trump supporters there. Unusually cool weather announcing that summer is in the rear view mirror. Everything you used to describe your experience held true in Burton, Ahia.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 02, 2017 08:51 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: goatexchange at September 02, 2017 08:51 AM (YFnq5)
Dark Italian roast, whole bean
Faint overtones of coffee
And an aftertaste that blooms into...coffee.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 08:52 AM (J+eG2)
We need less government
Just let the free market work its magic
Posted by: Sure at September 02, 2017 08:52 AM (o0K70)
Posted by: goatexchange
Don't come crying to me when you're out of Val-u-Rite
Posted by: Bruce at September 02, 2017 08:53 AM (Ko1aj)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 08:53 AM (mvenn)
I Thought so. This might cause you to smile.
When I reported aboard the sub, M-Div was run by a Master Chief. As it was under going an overhaul our living and work spaces was one of those floating barracks. Early one morning a new ensign walks into our space and tells the Master Chief to do something. I know longer remember what, but it doesn't matter. Waiting to see what was going to happen to the ensign, the MC puts a hand on his shoulder and leads him away from us so we can't hear him. Afterword we asked, but he never told us what he said, but the look on the ensign's face was like he'd had a pineapple rammed up his rear.
He was always really good to me I think because I made a really good first impression by reporting aboard December 24 instead of calling for a leave extension. When I met him that morning he asked me why, and I told him because my orders said report Dec 24. It being a Friday he said 'Get outta here. Report for quarters on Monday.' I learned a lot from his leadership style that served me well during my few navy years and later in my civ career.
Posted by: Jake Holenhead, ex JackS at September 02, 2017 08:53 AM (DknNB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2017 08:53 AM (nBBdT)
According to the latest study, subtle undertones of pachouli and unwashed ass surround most gatherings of the antifa.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2017 08:54 AM (9q7Dl)
Qdpsteve and Tami mentioned minds.com in the ONT, and her wiki info is correct. Bill O is John O's son, and is a great kid. Mrs O (Bill's mom, John's wife) is a friend of 47 years now; she broke up with me when she met John in college 41 years ago, and given they've been together since, I'd say she made a wise choice. Bill has big plans for minds, and I wouldn't be surprised if he gets there. I know he loved my #blackLabsmatter logo caps so he's got his head on right.
Alberta Oil Peon, I'd be interested in those PIAA lamps if they're still available. If they are (or if anyone wants a #blackLabsmatter ball cap), find me at blackLabsmatterstore at that gee mail thing. Thanks, y'all.
Posted by: Cowboyneal at September 02, 2017 08:54 AM (IOuCY)
End of lesson. Have another mug, you'll be fine.
Posted by: goatexchange at September 02, 2017 08:54 AM (YFnq5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 08:48 AM (J+eG2)
Yup...all those windbags describing underthis or overthat, I got your overunders right here.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 02, 2017 08:55 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: kallisto at September 02, 2017 08:55 AM (qV5PD)
doing.....I mean, M14s and black coffee... that's pretty much the
end-all, be-all of prepping......
Posted by: goatexchange at September 02, 2017 08:51 AM (YFnq5)
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Oh but there's so much more. What kind of shoes work best in a nuclear attack, how to manicure your own nails during the Apocolypse, what wedding gifts are appropriate when the zombies arrive, etc.
Posted by: grammie winger, You should be dancin' yeah, at September 02, 2017 08:55 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 08:55 AM (mvenn)
No, Maryland State Fair is in Timonium, a few miles north of the city of Baltimore.
Kids from the country come to show the urban kids things that they would never see otherwise.
And it really is an opportunity in people watching to see everyone having fun together.
Never saw a racial bias or any of the other shit you see on the news.
Just good people interacting with good people.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 08:55 AM (J+eG2)
CG: I never heard of stupid coffee.
Posted by: itsacookbook at September 02, 2017 08:55 AM (yPxXc)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 02, 2017 08:56 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2017 08:53 AM (nBBdT)
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Enhancers. Enhancers.
Posted by: grammie winger, You should be dancin' yeah, at September 02, 2017 08:56 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: goatexchange
I meant, don't forget the VuR as the third thing for prepping.
As a disinfectant.. Yeah, that's the ticket
Posted by: Bruce at September 02, 2017 08:56 AM (Ko1aj)
Posted by: goatexchange at September 02, 2017 08:57 AM (YFnq5)
It's just more of the mostly red states freeloading off DC
Posted by: Sure at September 02, 2017 08:57 AM (o0K70)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 02, 2017 08:58 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: grammie winger, You should be dancin' yeah, at September 02, 2017 08:47 AM
Moi aussi. I've even trained myself to buy them two at a time, when possible, esp since that's the flavor the store usually runs out of first.
Happy tip: Target sells the grande size, and recently they cut the price to 2.77 -- which is less than the 3.19 the regular size goes for at the other grocery stores in my area.
I used to combine it with the Mexican Chocolate one -- outstanding! -- so of course the braintrust at Nestles discontinued it.
Posted by: Shopgirl at September 02, 2017 08:59 AM (UO5Bz)
Why yes...yes it did.
Thank you for sharing that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 08:59 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 02, 2017 08:59 AM (PUmDY)
Every one of the winning coffee descriptions started with shit like "Subtle undertones of..." and other shit.
Coffee should taste like coffee. No overtones. No undertones. Coffee. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 08:48 AM (J+eG2)
And it shouldn't taste bitter if it's a good quality bean and roast. It should balance out the sweetness of a donut. No need for creamer or sweeteners.
Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 02, 2017 08:59 AM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: the coffee molester at September 02, 2017 08:59 AM (6FqZa)
to try out the various and sundry flavored coffees available at Tuesday Morning for a pittance.
So far, the ratio of yummy to not-yummy is very low.
For instance, the cup of java I'm drinking now?
Meh, Baby. Very very meh.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2017 09:00 AM (9q7Dl)
My total prepping consists of keeping the wine cellar stocked. I'm still unsure of what wine complements the taste of potassium iodine.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 02, 2017 09:00 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Jake Holenhead, ex JackS at September 02, 2017 09:01 AM (DknNB)
I do not understand these words...
in this order.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:01 AM (J+eG2)
Just good people interacting with good people.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 08:55 AM (J+eG2)
Your right, going to a county fair (or state fair) renews your faith is America. Watching the judging of cows, horses etc. something the gangbangers in Baltimore have no idea even exists. (or the reporters from the MFM)
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 09:01 AM (A2Bi9)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2017 09:02 AM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Les Izmore at September 02, 2017 09:02 AM (JmsQ5)
Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2017 09:02 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:02 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: kallisto at September 02, 2017 09:03 AM (qV5PD)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 09:04 AM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Kathleen at September 02, 2017 09:05 AM (Yml1w)
I like Zeke's Coffee, and Telltale Dark is earthy without that licking-an-ashtray taste you get with some really dark roasts.
http://www.zekescoffee.com/product-category/coffeebythepound/conventionalblends/
I'm just hanging around reading until the weather clears a bit, then it's off to the park.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 09:05 AM (qJtVm)
Posted by: kallisto at September 02, 2017 08:46 AM (qV5PD)
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Wait. According to conservative orthodoxy, is not 4-H an unconstitutional, progressive-era, government nanny-state intrusion into the personal lives of rural residents?
Also a historically segregationist, racist, Native-American-culture-appropriating, redneck-serving tool of white privilege?
Posted by: RioBravo at September 02, 2017 09:05 AM (giT7q)
Posted by: Cowboyneal at September 02, 2017 09:05 AM (IOuCY)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 02, 2017 09:06 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2017 09:06 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 09:06 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 09:06 AM (A2Bi9)
Posted by: Ghoulardi Lives at September 02, 2017 09:06 AM (lGdFu)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 09:07 AM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 02, 2017 08:40 AM (Zd2ZF)
I like my coffee like I like my women...hot and black.
Posted by: Nancy's Left Tit at September 02, 2017 09:07 AM (R5lpX)
One of the most attended areas was simply a cow and her calf.
Calf had just been born right there less than three hours earlier.
Blood and parts still dripping down from the cow's lady parts.
Calf all wobbly, but nursing hard as the mother cleans and licks it.
And the children from the city were absolutely amazed, and overjoyed watching the beginning of the circle of life, right in front of them.
That particular State Fair is one of the touchstones that helps me to realize just how great this country and all it's citizens are.
With al the shit going on, I really needed that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:07 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 09:06 AM (A2Bi9)
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For one, retail protocol would require that be regular, large,,,or extra large.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 02, 2017 09:08 AM (giT7q)
We don't see a problem with that. Yahoo? Top Notch.
Posted by: slate, cnn, and the nyt at September 02, 2017 08:37 AM (sf2BM)
Add ThinkProgress to that mix as the joke that is Yahoo has stories from them on their front page. They now have Yahoo View which is the idiotic ramblings of their own lefty mental defectives.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2017 09:09 AM (auHtY)
As soon as you tell me what GFS stands for, I'm gonna smack myself, and go "Of Course"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:10 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Muldoon
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Come to think of it, I'd have a lot more room in my apartment without this shrine to St. Juan Valdez.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2017 09:10 AM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 09:06 AM (A2Bi9)
How can you feel smug and superior ordering a medium coffee? A burnt tasting over priced coffee at that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2017 09:11 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: kallisto at September 02, 2017 09:11 AM (qV5PD)
No, that's not what I meant, you pervs!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 09:11 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2017 09:12 AM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: dantesed at September 02, 2017 09:12 AM (88xKn)
For me State Fair is that time when both York and 83 are fubar during rush hour so might as well cut over to Dulaney Valley and enjoy the scenery.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2017 09:12 AM (5dOnv)
I only included the refined location for those of us who are less familiar with the area.
Broader audience...so to speak.
Mrs VIA has family out LibertyTown way, so we frequently take 70, and see that large fairground out there.
One day we may even be able to attend, as her family is heavily into dairy farming and all the agricultural aspects out there. And they usually have at least one of their herd members competing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:13 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 09:14 AM (pPKG5)
Yahoo has stories from them on their front page. They now have Yahoo
View which is the idiotic ramblings of their own lefty mental
defectives.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2017 09:09 AM (auHtY)
I use to read Yahoo news, no more. Every other article was about Global Warming from some organization I never hear of. An of course the news articles were far to left for me to even read. I did read some of the comments, which were rather funny, and mostly negative on Yahoo news.
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 09:14 AM (A2Bi9)
Overheard at the counter of one of the more trendy places.
May I tip you?
No, we are paid a living wage, a fair wage. We don't need tips. (in a snotty tone)
Started looking for the man bun and wanted to ask about his mangina.
Couldn't just say, no tipping, thank you. Virtual signalling at it's best.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 02, 2017 09:14 AM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 02, 2017 09:14 AM (Zd2ZF)
"Santo Domingo Coffee" is the best. Great, deep flavor each and every time. Available on Amazon.
For a dark roast:
"Illy Dark Roast" is the best.
Amazingly deep flavor and bitter is that weird way that almost tastes sweet. Superior cup of joe in every way.
Also, available on Amazon.
Stupidly expensive though. We drink it on holidays or as a special treat every so often.
You're welcome!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2017 09:15 AM (9q7Dl)
You might as well wave to the Moron known as Timon as you go by.
But yeh....it can be a real bear trying to get through there at those times.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:16 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 09:14 AM (pPKG5)
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Okay, did you wake up in a strange place?
Do you know where you are? Do you still have your kidneys?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 09:16 AM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 09:16 AM (pPKG5)
*****
Snort!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 09:16 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 02, 2017 09:16 AM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 09:14 AM (A2Bi9)
Most of the comments are negative on how left wing Yahoo is but they keep going full speed ahead. Even Yahoo sports (which used to be good) is now riddled with lefty commentary. I think Marissa Mayer really was the driving force for all of it. And after she ruined the company she cashed out bigly. Incompetence does pay in some cases
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2017 09:17 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: kallisto at September 02, 2017 09:11 AM (qV5PD)
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Well I have heard publishing industry rumors that Jonah Goldberg and Dinesh D'Souza will be co-authoring a joint follow-up to "Liberal Fascism" and "The Big Lie" focusing more on the deep ties between fascism/Naziism and American progressive programs. It all starts with 4-H (that extension of the extension service) and the Boy Scouts.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 02, 2017 09:17 AM (giT7q)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 08:51 AM (J+eG2)
Explains a lot
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2017 09:18 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 09:18 AM (A2Bi9)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 08:55 AM (mvenn)
And be subtle about it. You don't want the neighborhood to be thinking they don't need to worry about anything 'cause they'll just come to your house when SHTF.
Posted by: cfo mom at September 02, 2017 09:18 AM (RfzVr)
No, we are paid a living wage, a fair wage. We don't need tips. (in a snotty tone)
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Here's a tip, J. Robert Douchebag: start collecting some tips because you may be out of a job soon.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 09:18 AM (qJtVm)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 02, 2017 09:16 AM (N3JsI)
You need to purchase the premium version of AoS. Special this month includes a free used car with Texas title.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 02, 2017 09:19 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Skip
******
That does it! Now I need my f***ing service animal!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 09:19 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 09:19 AM (pPKG5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 09:16 AM (qJtVm)
Well, I do have a scar and stitches on my abdomen that I don't remember having before!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2017 09:19 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:20 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 09:19 AM (mien)
I am not your fucking service animal!
No means no!
Posted by: Muldoon's Service Animal at September 02, 2017 09:20 AM (9q7Dl)
Started looking for the man bun and wanted to ask about his mangina.
Couldn't just say, no tipping, thank you. Virtual signalling at it's best.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 02, 2017 09:14 AM (N3JsI)
God forbid he slaves away in a system that compensates based on the quality of the service (or cheapness of the consumer).
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 02, 2017 09:21 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2017 09:19 AM (gwPgz)
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You blacked out at Fight Club. Take some aspirin and get back in the ring, Thrall.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 09:21 AM (qJtVm)
*****
Deep focus.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 09:21 AM (mvenn)
Well first, are you of Italican heritage?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:23 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2017 09:24 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 08:55 AM (mvenn)
A map to the nearest Vineyard Vines or Brooks Brothers?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2017 09:24 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: kallisto at September 02, 2017 09:24 AM (qV5PD)
And the staff does not blink an eye.
Food Court on Fort Meade.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:24 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: no good deed at September 02, 2017 09:24 AM (eIQHF)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 02, 2017 09:16 AM (N3JsI)
If you're trying to do it from the format bar, it's been disabled for about....oh 6 years give or take.
To italicize use [ i] to turn it on...to turn it off [ /i] (remove the extra space I put in to show you. Same goes for B, U, S...Bold, Underline, Strikethrough
If you fail to turn formatting off, a black helicopter will appear at your window to take you to the barrel.
Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2017 09:25 AM (Enq6K)
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Well, the blog isn't re-formatted so just make it a double and try again. Be extra bold and smooth.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 02, 2017 09:25 AM (giT7q)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 09:25 AM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2017 09:25 AM (gC2IV)
*****
When I was a kid and whined about not being able to do something right (e.g. hammering a nail, casting a fishing line) my dad would tell me, "It looks like you're not holding your mouth right." Always helped me get over my frustration.
Are you holding your mouth right?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 09:26 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 02, 2017 09:21 AM (y7DUB)
That's pretty much a general feature of the Progtard brain.
They want jobs where all they have to do is show up and do the minimum. Oh, and advance because of time on the job.
See union and gov't jobs.
Jobs with performance feedback? No way, buddy.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2017 09:26 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2017 09:27 AM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2017 09:27 AM (QGQAn)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 09:19 AM (pPKG5)
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This is the most disturbing part.
Did you call 911? I want to hear the dispatch recording on the news tonight.
Skip: "Lady, there's a groundhog staring at me!"
Dispatcher: "Well, put some pants on!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 09:27 AM (qJtVm)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 02, 2017 09:27 AM (CNHr1)
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I wonder if he'll change his tune a year from now when the bar goes out of business.
Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 02, 2017 09:28 AM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2017 09:28 AM (zkGZ8)
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Replace the parentheses with brackets.
Some people are so mean.
Posted by: grammie winger, You should be dancin' yeah, at September 02, 2017 09:28 AM (lwiT4)
Started looking for the man bun and wanted to ask about his mangina.
Couldn't just say, no tipping, thank you. Virtual signalling at it's best.
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These idiots don't know that waitresses and waiters who smile and hustle in nice restaurants (and probably some crappy ones) make a FINE living.
Manbun's happy with his living wage, a fair wage until he wants to have a kid, let his wife stay home with the kid, or buy a nicer car. Or all three at once. Then that "fair" wage doesn't fly anymore.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at September 02, 2017 09:28 AM (rjrh3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2017 09:29 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 09:21 AM (qJtVm)
So, that explains the broken nose...
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2017 09:29 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at September 02, 2017 09:29 AM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 09:06 AM (mvenn)
I disagree. It's the elixir of life and should be treated with reverence.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 02, 2017 09:29 AM (uFCZe)
>> "Well, put some pants on!"
Yes indeed. If I had a dollar for every time I've been told that, I'd be a rich man indeed.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 02, 2017 09:30 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 02, 2017 09:30 AM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Downcast at September 02, 2017 09:30 AM (0m0zi)
Posted by: grammie winger, You should be dancin' yeah, at September 02, 2017 09:30 AM (lwiT4)
Good. The gal was on the phone with her supervisor who said they wouldn't draw blood when Officer Jackass decided to grab her. That was disturbing.
Posted by: no good deed at September 02, 2017 09:30 AM (eIQHF)
It's like you were standing in line behind them when they ordered that.
Posted by: ALH at September 02, 2017 09:31 AM (26wh7)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 09:06 AM (mvenn)
I disagree. It's the elixir of life and should be treated with reverence.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 02, 2017 09:29 AM (uFCZe)
It is as close to Dr. Herbert West's reanimation fluid as we are likely to get.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 09:31 AM (qJtVm)
Embrace the unifying power of the word "And".
The power of caffeine compels you...
The power of caffeine compels you..
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:31 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Credit where it's due. Manbun takes pride in his workplace, and a bit of attitude is his way of defending his employer.
Until he wants a raise and doesn't get it. Then it's time to burn the place to the ground.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2017 09:31 AM (zkGZ8)
Plus you get a big metal can for loose nuts and bolts in the garage.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at September 02, 2017 09:31 AM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:32 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2017 09:32 AM (QGQAn)
No one is asking anything of the Good Samaritans beyond what they *want* to do to help. It can be dangerous, apparently a couple volunteers contacted a downed power line, but the people out in their boats are there because they *want* to be. The guy sorting clothes at a shelter instead of attending his son's six-year birthday party is there, in the final calculation, because he *wants* to be and prioritized it (rightly or wrongly is something he will have to work out for himself) as greater than the party.
There are people who *aren't* being asked if they want to miss important stuff like birthday parties and clearing their own homes and those are the people who are employed. Like the grocery store workers who had massive overtime last week preparing for the storm and this week again as people buy cleaning supplies and restock spoiled food and the Home Depot employee who only said her own home was going unfixed when directly asked.
I want to clarify that my problem isn't with the volunteers *at all* but with the article that I see as trying to make the volunteers victims when the only way recovery will happen is if people *don't* see themselves as victims.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 02, 2017 09:32 AM (rp9xB)
Anybody here drink more than a pot a day? Besides me, I mean.
Posted by: grammie winger, You should be dancin' yeah, at September 02, 2017 09:30 AM (lwiT4)
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I make three to four. Probably drink 2-2.5.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at September 02, 2017 09:32 AM (rjrh3)
Posted by: ALH at September 02, 2017 09:33 AM (26wh7)
Posted by: Traveling Man at September 02, 2017 09:33 AM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2017 09:34 AM (Enq6K)
And that is usually in the first two hours of being awake.
Oddly enough, if I drink coffee after about 1400, it causes great intestinal angst.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:34 AM (J+eG2)
(Stolen from Zip's place)
https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=355575
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:36 AM (J+eG2)
Another paper I don't even bother to look at anymore, and of course the Boston Globe among others.
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 09:36 AM (A2Bi9)
Henkel's Restaurant, a landmark in Annapolis Junction, Maryland, for decades, closed its doors in early November of 1997. Right by the tracks of the B&O Washington Branch line, and across from the gravel plant, Henkel's was a favorite lunch spot for railfans and normal people alike. A major clientele was the lunchtime crowd from nearby Fort Meade. It was known to CSX engineers, truck drivers, and railfans across the country. However, business had been in a decline, and the decision was made by the owners to close up shop. Another homey, friendly eatery bites the dust!
Henkel's Restaurant did not advertise, and you would not accidentally trip across it. If you learned about Henkel's, you were told about its massive sandwiches by someone who had already been there. While you were eating inside, there was no question about when the train passed. Trains rocked the old wooden building for a century.
Milton Henkel had founded the restaurant in the 1930's as a gas station/pool hall/notary/grocery store/beer store and hangout. Back then, beer was 10 cents, the sandwiches were 35 cents. The restaurant was most recently owned by the Duggan family.
Although Annapolis Junction, just south of Route 32 on Brock Bridge Road, is best known for Henkel's Restaurant, it is also the site of Wimpey Minerals, recently renamed "Tarmac." That site receives a rock train from quarries near York, Pennsylvania, several times a week, usually with two 6-axle CSX units. The facility has a blue, ex-Conrail U23B. There was also an old Alco parked in front of Henkel's that belonged to a previous owner of the stone works. It was scrapped in place recently, a profoundly distressing process to watch. Tarmac receives dry bulk gondolas of cement. Just south of the facility is a lumberyard with a rail siding as well. Adjacent is the MARC Savage commuter rail station. On the line between Baltimore and Washington, the tracks see a constant stream of heavy haul, including autoracks for the ramp in Jessup just to the north, the Emerald Express trash train from the transfer facility, and the multi-weekly Tropicana cars.
Annapolis Junction got its name from the location where the Annapolis & Elk Ridge Railroad branched off the B&O eastward through Fort Meade, to the Chesapeake Bay.
The restaurant was burned to the ground in a training exercise for firemen on Wednesday, April 14, 1999. The structure consisted of old, dry wood, and went up like a torch. All that remains now are some radiators, and, surprisingly, the doorframe
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 02, 2017 09:36 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Traveling Man at September 02, 2017 09:37 AM (R5lpX)
My hat is off to Melania. Wearing those heels and walking in them takes stamina.
Posted by: ALH at September 02, 2017 09:37 AM (26wh7)
Posted by: no good deed at September 02, 2017 09:30 AM (eIQHF)
That nurse sounds like a really good squared away person, the kind you'd like to have attending you if you were in the ER, and her supervisor has his head on straight as well.
The cop's actions just reinforces the image of unaccountable jack-booted thugs in police uniforms.
And the idea of getting a useful blood sample from a comatose patient already deliberately sedated by the EMT crew is barely credible and sure seems like it would NOT be useful in court!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2017 09:37 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 02, 2017 09:37 AM (Yo+t8)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 02, 2017 09:38 AM (Yo+t8)
Sounds like it was a fantastic place.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:39 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: kallisto at September 02, 2017 09:39 AM (qV5PD)
http://tinyurl.com/ycb2ge6z
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2017 09:39 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: ALH at September 02, 2017 09:37 AM (26wh7)
That was headline news even during the hurricane last week on many, many news outlets. And they weren't talking about her stamina, for sure.
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 09:40 AM (A2Bi9)
Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2017 09:40 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 02, 2017 09:37 AM (Yo+t
Is this the new "Hillary Clinton will never be President"?
Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 02, 2017 09:40 AM (Zd2ZF)
Yes; I saw that. I can't remember Obama ever declaring a day of prayer for anything.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2017 09:40 AM (iVOAv)
I read the whole thing. Most of the tenor was do volunteers take the heat off of the government during crisis response? Self-reliance vs. Someone Save Us mentality. The real answer is it should be both. We should absolutely be out there helping our neighbor not standing around waiting for a government response while we know the government is going to be scrambling to get in supplies and personnel. And they will always be scrambling regardless of pre-positioning. It's just the nature of the beast.
Posted by: no good deed at September 02, 2017 09:41 AM (eIQHF)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2017 09:41 AM (8R0DP)
While President Trump may or may not be of the Christian faith, and it is not for me to judge, there is no doubt that he recognizes the importance of faith and prayer., in our nation's character.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:42 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2017 09:40 AM (iVOAv)
Call to prayer? One of the greatest sounds in the early morning......
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 09:42 AM (A2Bi9)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2017 09:26 AM (9q7Dl)
Worked for me!
Posted by: James "BOD's" Comey at September 02, 2017 09:42 AM (5VlCp)
I do the same thing. My one cup is really 2.5. I like those Yeti/RTIC travel tumblers.
Posted by: no good deed at September 02, 2017 09:43 AM (eIQHF)
Trump actually carries his own umbrella. Probably knows how to navigate a garden gate with one as well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2017 09:43 AM (PY9jH)
Sometimes in life you just have to let go of your childhood goals. As I approach my twilight years I realize my goal of becoming an ear, nose, and throat specialist will never come to fruition.
It was a little more specific actually. After reading Sherlock Holmes I wanted to not only be a an ear, nose, and throat specialist but one with a patient named Watson so I'd be able to examine him and say, "It's alimentary, my Dear Watson."
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 02, 2017 09:44 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 02, 2017 09:44 AM (dnWSK)
Useless, but felt good.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 02, 2017 09:38 AM (Yo+t
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Me, too, but I imagine he sees his conservative constituents speaking up against him as validation that he's doing the Real Conservative Thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 02, 2017 09:44 AM (rjrh3)
While President Trump may or may not be of the Christian faith, and
it is not for me to judge, there is no doubt that he recognizes the
importance of faith and prayer., in our nation's character.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:42 AM (J+eG2)
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Right after Trump designated Sunday a day of prayer for hurricane victims, the LCMS sent out a message to all the churches to pray this Sunday as part of the service. They even provided a suggested prayer. I don't know if the timing was coincidental, but it is appreciated.
Posted by: grammie winger, You should be dancin' yeah, at September 02, 2017 09:45 AM (lwiT4)
Maybe so, but nobody can rock mom-jeans and a recess helmet like toonce can!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:45 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2017 09:39 AM (iVOAv)
Did bedlam ensue?
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 02, 2017 09:45 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2017 09:45 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 02, 2017 09:44 AM (dnWSK)
Damn, sounds like you've figured out the scam!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2017 09:46 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: grammie winger, You should be dancin' yeah, at September 02, 2017 09:30 AM (lwiT4)
Back in the day, when the Sambo's restaurants had the fifty cents bottomless cup of coffee, I could sit there and drink three pots.
Now if I'm lucky if I drink more than 2 or 3 cups a day.
Posted by: Traveling Man at September 02, 2017 09:46 AM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2017 09:46 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: no good deed at September 02, 2017 09:47 AM (eIQHF)
While President Trump may or may not be of the Christian faith, and it is not for me to judge, there is no doubt that he recognizes the importance of faith and prayer., in our nation's character.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 09:42 AM (J+eG2)
It says it right there in Corinthians Two. ( you're 100% right but I couldn't pass up the snark)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 02, 2017 09:47 AM (LuKE7)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 02, 2017 09:47 AM (mMeIQ)
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Hi no good deed! How's things?
Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2017 09:47 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 02, 2017 09:48 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 02, 2017 09:48 AM (dnWSK)
Posted by: grammie winger, You should be dancin' yeah, at September 02, 2017 09:30 AM (lwiT4)
Our son. He is a caffeine addict, and Black Rifle Coffee Co. keeps him caffeinated.
My husband typically has a couple of cups, and I have one mug full.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2017 09:48 AM (PY9jH)
http://tinyurl.com/ycb2ge6z
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2017 09:39 AM (iVOAv)
That's Mattress Mac. Not unusual at all for him or his wife .
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 02, 2017 09:50 AM (LuKE7)
Sounds like I got the right idea from what I read then. I do agree with the guy at the end who said that the weather looking nice may encourage people to think everything is back to normal when it isn't yet. Our town government (and I think a lot of the volunteer groups) is reminding people that this is going to require sustained effort and not to exhaust energy and resources at the beginning.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 02, 2017 09:51 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: no good deed at September 02, 2017 09:52 AM (eIQHF)
Check the forecast first thing this a.m., and it may be heading right for us as a Cat 4 or 5. I'm exhausted from worrying about this crap. Trying to make plans to go to ATL to say goodbye to my husband's dying aunt next weekend (I am going to take a cake, depending on whether we're evacuating or not), getting my go list ready, and generally freaking out. It hasn't even been a year since we got hit (not directly, but enough) by Matthew.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2017 09:53 AM (PY9jH)
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Ha, we used to go to Henkels for luncheons and the sandwiches were indeed two wee slices of bread stretched beyond capacity by a mound of meat bigger than your head.
The clientele was a nice mix of suits, uniforms, and overalls.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 09:53 AM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 02, 2017 09:55 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2017 09:55 AM (PY9jH)
Yeah, the rivers in the Beaumont/Orange/Port Arthur area are supposed to crest today. I am waiting another week and will see if I can get UHaul to donate a truck so I can load it with supplies for cleanup and drive it down. I need to contact my parish and see if they would like to participate in a supply drive. I would be happy to drive stuff down to the area.
Posted by: no good deed at September 02, 2017 09:56 AM (eIQHF)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 02, 2017 09:56 AM (N3JsI)
Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at September 02, 2017 09:56 AM (NhT+C)
217 Things are great, Weasel. All settled in the new house and getting the kids ready for school. Summer was too short though. How about you?
Posted by: no good deed at September 02, 2017 09:52 AM (eIQHF)
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I thought I saw that you had moved. Very far? Things are good here too. Pretty exciting finish to the shooting season but I'm glad that's pretty much over now.
Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2017 09:56 AM (Sfs6o)
I have a book review today of a a Christian novel. Check it out.
And free mil-SF novel on yesterday's post.
Link in nic
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 02, 2017 09:57 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: no good deed at September 02, 2017 09:57 AM (eIQHF)
Manufacturing czar Ron Bloom said "the free market is nonsense, the whole point is to game the system, power comes from the barrel of a gun, if you want a friend get a dog". He was Obama's guy, and was agreeing with Mao.
So anyone that tries to take away guns, must be stopped at all costs. That is, if liberty is to survive the "commie" takeover by the ruling class.
I usually drink coffee black, cream is fine at times, or sometimes I buy a quart of those flavored creams, for a change of pace.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2017 09:57 AM (veVl1)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez: Beat the damned Nats, Crew at September 02, 2017 09:57 AM (P8951)
http://tinyurl.com/y84ato5v
It was, as I expected, a COSCO vessel (China Ocean Shipping Company).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 09:58 AM (qJtVm)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2017 09:59 AM (veVl1)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 02, 2017 09:06 AM (mvenn)
He's right.
Now, beer, on the other hand...
Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2017 09:59 AM (sdi6R)
You are fortunate to have 3 sensible kids.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez: Beat the damned Nats, Crew at September 02, 2017 09:59 AM (P8951)
Posted by: no good deed at September 02, 2017 09:57 AM (eIQHF)
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It's a savage land of a savage people.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 09:59 AM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 10:00 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2017 10:01 AM (rmVvL)
234 227 I'm still in the NCR, Weasel, just a bit farther north. I'm in Eris territory.
Posted by: no good deed at September 02, 2017 09:57 AM (eIQHF)
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It's a savage land of a savage people.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 09:59 AM (qJtVm)
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I'm not sure I knew Eris was in the area. Hi Eris!
Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2017 10:02 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2017 10:02 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 10:02 AM (qJtVm)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 02, 2017 09:56 AM (N3JsI)
Might want to add this to your nic in the 'Name' box. When all else fails it will end your formatting if you forgot to.
Some morons think it's sissy to do this (they prefer commando)....but it'll keep you outta the barrel.
Again, remove the space I put in before each '/'.
[ /i][ /b][ /s][ /u]
Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2017 10:02 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at September 02, 2017 10:02 AM (NhT+C)
Baltimore recorded 30 homicides in the 31 days of August.
To correct for the population difference, Chicago would have needed around 140 killed to maintain parity.
They only recorded 52.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 10:02 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 10:03 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2017 10:03 AM (DbcE+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 10:03 AM (qJtVm)
What is it about oncoming natural disasters that impels everyone to want to make French toast, anyway ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 02, 2017 10:05 AM (Umfx1)
Posted by: Aunt Luna
I like my men the way I like my broccoli.
Posted by: Miss Piggy at September 02, 2017 10:05 AM (/qEW2)
I live in a twee historic towne near you, apparently.
Are you "doing" GNAMM?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 10:03 AM (qJtVm)
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If it's the one I think then you are close! Howdy Neighbor!
GNAMM - is that the one in Ohio? Or Texas? I'd love to go to one of these sometime.
Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2017 10:06 AM (Sfs6o)
It's just more of the mostly red states freeloading off DC
Posted by: Sure at September 02, 2017 08:57 AM
Well looky here, troll makes a valid point, if in a trollsome manner. I agree. Of course, whilst we are whacking dem ebel ole subsidies, let's not stop there. After all, if subsidies be bad, let's make a list, eh?
Solar and wind power
Public transportation
Health care, or any other subsidy for illegal aliens
ObamaCare
Amtrak (BIRM on public trans)
Section 8
Student loans
The Post Office
Union pension bailouts
Public unions, period
Ethanol mandate
Arts
Treatment for uninsured gunshot victims
Universities
After I've had my covfefe, I'm sure I can think of some more. But congrats, Sure The Troll, you're on your way to a smaller gubmint mindset and eventually, a Trump supporter.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 02, 2017 10:07 AM (0ogQG)
Since the NoVaMoMee is evidently mort, we (by which I mean VIA) should organize a MerryMoMee.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 10:09 AM (qJtVm)
Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2017 10:10 AM (sdi6R)
250 Weasel, GNAMM, or Great North American Moron Meetup, is in Vegas.
Since the NoVaMoMee is evidently mort, we (by which I mean VIA) should organize a MerryMoMee.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 10:09 AM (qJtVm)
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That's right. I remember that now. Are you going? I have,one more quick trip planned at the end of September before work gets busy.
Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2017 10:11 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 10:11 AM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 10:12 AM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at September 02, 2017 10:12 AM (/qEW2)
If you ignore the entire 7800 miles of the West Coast.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at September 02, 2017 10:13 AM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2017 10:14 AM (3myMJ)
If U-Haul won't donate let the Horde know so we can crowd-fund. That area will need help even more than Houston but doesn't get the attention since there was never any danger of '6 million drowning OMG!' that the media was playing for all it was worth.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 02, 2017 10:16 AM (rp9xB)
August Jobs Report Shows Recovery Is Finally Trickling Down to Least-Educated Workers
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 02, 2017 10:17 AM (nQLHU)
China is fully capitalist and believes in the 'free market', with a few qualifiers. The help out the invisible hand in invisible ways, but that is how raw "free trade" actually works. They also treat their people as "human capital", almost on the same level as any physical depreciating asset.
And control of their capitalist system is mostly centralized, and the ability of their people to buy our goods is severely limited, and they steal our technology. But as Ron Bloom said, that is how it really works, even in America where people go to DC to make sure the government is on their side.
The quaint notion that communists will magically turn capitalist if we just reward them with enough trade surplus for enough decades has been a ruse. The globalists have extracted American value to their global banks and special untouchable billionaires the whole time. Trump indicates a sea change in public awareness, but storms are ahead.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2017 10:17 AM (veVl1)
Seems...harsh.
Cannon fodder?
Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2017 10:17 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: bluebell at September 02, 2017 10:18 AM (SeU96)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2017 10:18 AM (3myMJ)
Please let me get my second cup of Winco French Roast coffee with half and half and Stevia before this thread devolves into a detailed discussion of Blade Runner for the 1,000th time....
Posted by: scrood at September 02, 2017 10:18 AM (QwwnI)
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More of that tired old "if you cut taxpayer funding of NPR then we'll have to fire police and firemen!" nonsense that everyone sees through.
Want more Trump? Because this is how you get more Trump.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 02, 2017 10:19 AM (rjrh3)
Isn't this oxymoronic? Or was that your point?
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at September 02, 2017 10:19 AM (LTHVh)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 02, 2017 10:19 AM (b2L/I)
Tag...
You're it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 10:19 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2017 10:01 AM (rmVvL)
I like Dollar General better. They always have cute stuff for decorating seasonally. Plus you can order online from them.
Posted by: ALH at September 02, 2017 10:20 AM (26wh7)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2017 10:17 AM (3myMJ)
Ummmmmm....Yes. Flechette FTW!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 02, 2017 10:20 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 02, 2017 10:20 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 02, 2017 10:20 AM (nQLHU)
I can't wait! Last trip of the year to the beach and Savannah.
Unless we win the lottery.
Posted by: ALH at September 02, 2017 10:21 AM (26wh7)
The clientele was a nice mix of suits, uniforms, and overalls.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 09:53 AM (qJtVm)
It would have been a perfect setting for a gathering of The Horde. Glad you got a chance to experience it.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 02, 2017 10:22 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2017 10:22 AM (3myMJ)
You, on the other hand, are pretty much finished with your house projects, empty nester, have been to one before which I haven't, therefore --
I nominate you. Weasel will second me, or else I'll nominate him.
He owes me.
Posted by: bluebell at September 02, 2017 10:23 AM (SeU96)
Sorry about that, folks.
Guess I'll stay inside.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 10:25 AM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 02, 2017 10:25 AM (/H6uR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2017 10:26 AM (0XyIg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at September 02, 2017 10:27 AM (LTHVh)
Why does everyone say that? Assuming the question is serious, and I realize it might be rhetorical but am apparently humor challenged at the moment, milk bread and eggs are perishable staples that can be used separately or together in many ways. Bread doesn't need refrigeration and eggs can also withstand a couple days without and are a good source of protein. Even so, they are more perishable than most staples and can't be purchased far ahead which leaves them as the final items needed if one may not be able to shop for a while.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 02, 2017 10:27 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2017 10:28 AM (0XyIg)
Groundhog, look at me now - I'm a lot like you...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2017 10:28 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 02, 2017 10:29 AM (/H6uR)
Oh yeah, saved by Henry Ford in Greenfield Mi. Sorry. Complete change of venue recommend to not Dayton
Posted by: ThePatriot at September 02, 2017 10:29 AM (sVPBh)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 10:30 AM (pPKG5)
The problem with working for the private sector - they expect results.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2017 10:30 AM (6FqZa)
Sorry about that, folks.
Guess I'll stay inside.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 10:25 AM (qJtVm)
Sploosh!
Posted by: Pam Poovey at September 02, 2017 10:30 AM (ywNoU)
have to fire police and firemen!" nonsense that everyone sees through.
How the hell could I forget to list public broadcasting, Robbie? Damn, I'm slipping.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 02, 2017 10:30 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: NCKate at September 02, 2017 10:32 AM (QpIrM)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 10:32 AM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2017 10:33 AM (eLttb)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 10:33 AM (pPKG5)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at September 02, 2017 10:33 AM (gC2IV)
I nominate you. Weasel will second me, or else I'll nominate him.
He owes me.
Posted by: bluebell at September 02, 2017 10:23 AM (SeU96)
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I shouldn't be given responsibilities!
Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2017 10:34 AM (KOaTi)
The federal government SHOULD be limited to the powers specifically granted in the constitution. And indeed things like an extra $20B on top of real need for any natural disaster has become the 23rd third rail of politics.
The "global free trade" ideal is a myth because all other nations are mercantilist, as we were for most of our history. We set up these international ruling bodies, but that is what allowed HSBC (and other frauds) to get away with money laundering $2B in cartel drug money ... no jail for anyone.
We dominate militarily (mostly) but at great expense. We have a real obligation to defend not just via weapons, but by maintaining a food supply, energy supply, and so forth. There will always be incentives, grants, things that can actually contribute to national "defense" on a federal level.
(but yeah, that is where the politician collects money by abusing those powers ... funding from billionaires for favors, or votes from "minorities for free stuff).
Still, as China shows, there is power in groups acting together, and a purely "decentralized" system has weaknesses, and waste (as conglomerates like Wal-Mart demonstrate). So we're not in 19th century Kansas anymore ... the west was won, but paradise was lost. We will need a lot of government intervention to make middle America survive after all the foreign and domestic "conglomerates" have been raping her for decades.
Reversing the PC mentality injected into the last two generations and replacing it with some 4-H, Boy Scout type self reliance would be a start.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2017 10:35 AM (veVl1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 10:35 AM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 02, 2017 10:36 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at September 02, 2017 10:33 AM (gC2IV)
Fucking hilarious. So now its funny again!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 02, 2017 10:36 AM (/H6uR)
The coffee is percolating. Late (3:30) night driving down to see fiancee of kari's folks in PA or I would already
Cold and wet and the geese are moving. Saw an aerial battle between a pair of falcons and four crows while walking the dog. Pretty impressive combat.
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at September 02, 2017 10:37 AM (SWvWm)
Cat crying awakened me at 4:30am. Opened the door to let her in and instead she ran under the car. In the pre-dawn drizzle. That one may never be allowed back in.
I've spent a couple of years recovering from health stuff, and a year fighting broken and dying computers; I noticed several days ago that all my hundreds of products were gone from CafePress; when I asked, they told me if there's no activity for a year, they wipe you out. Well, screw their overpriced, penny-profit company; they're so 1990s anyway!
Those are just a few of the trivial problems. They take my mind off the big ones. Like: WTF happened to the EMT today? Is NOTHING reliable in this life?
Oh yeah:
Good morning.
May God be with you in all things.
...While most in the mountainside town of Regent were sleeping when the mudslide hit, Power of Praise Ministry was holding an all-night prayer vigil. Pastor David S. Dumbuya, his wife, and his children died. One survivor told the Daily Telegraph that he lost 13 of his relatives who attended the event.
"Everybody died. It covered the whole church...."
http://bit.ly/2et2tRg
Wonder if I can stand up long enough to make coffee?
Posted by: mindful webworker's gripey mood at September 02, 2017 10:38 AM (bKPAB)
Posted by: no good deed at September 02, 2017 10:38 AM (eIQHF)
Posted by: NCKate
Lot of classics available online for free (ex. gutenberg project). Or, scale back the number of days the library is open. Not sure how it is in NC. But in Queens, the main purpose of libraries is to hold seminars for illegals in order to teach them how to game the system.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 02, 2017 10:39 AM (/qEW2)
Which lets me also explain that a run on milk, bread and eggs is quite possibly a sign of a well prepared community. The truth is though that *everything* (well, except the say section actually) was purchased which is a sign that either people were extremely under prepared to begin with or else were worried it would be a *long* time before more trucks could make it through.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 02, 2017 10:39 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at September 02, 2017 10:40 AM (LTHVh)
Posted by: steevy
and Wal-Mart ... and the Amazon distribution centers. And some Chinese have their own warehouses here now and ship directly to the customer, discounting even Amazon. (because Amazon is just a middle man for China, that can be eliminated. Wal-Mart is harder to eliminate as many still want to see what they buy)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2017 10:43 AM (veVl1)
Comfort food.
Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2017 10:43 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 02, 2017 10:43 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at September 02, 2017 10:44 AM (LTHVh)
battle between a pair of falcons and four crows while walking the dog.
Pretty impressive combat.
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at September 02, 2017 10:37 AM (SWvWm)
Crows and squirrels can get into it also, especially if the squirrel is up in the top of a tree.
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 10:45 AM (A2Bi9)
You eat all of the perishables before you hit the canned goods.
Posted by: no good deed at September 02, 2017 10:45 AM (eIQHF)
Posted by: mindful webworker's gripey mood at September 02, 2017 10:38 AM (bKPAB)
We'll listen MW. But just dont tell about a vascectomy gone painfully wrong. the guys here were not amused yesterday when I shared in intimate detail. I was abused mercilessly. And yelled at to shut up.
I'm just not sharing anymore.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 02, 2017 10:45 AM (/H6uR)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2017 10:45 AM (6FqZa)
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I joked about it for most of my life, but yoga made a world of difference in my lower back problems. Just go to the library and check some DVDs out, make notes on the poses, and stick with it for a couple of months.
I do mine twice a week (Tuesday and Thursday). It also helps balance and flexibility, both problems once you start getting old.
Good luck.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 02, 2017 10:45 AM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
Fun Fact: Egg shelf life is greatly extended by oiling the outer shell.
Posted by: Eggspert at September 02, 2017 10:46 AM (mBYZv)
I haven't had French toast in years. I'm thinking with a side of bacon and a super-volcano eruption.
Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2017 10:47 AM (eLttb)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2017 10:33 AM (pPKG5)
Internet tough guy.
Posted by: P. Groundhog at September 02, 2017 10:47 AM (EgwCt)
Squirrel is probably up there because he's stealing eggs from the nest. They really are rats with better PR.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 02, 2017 10:47 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at September 02, 2017 10:40 AM (LTHVh)
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You can sit here by me. Stick around and we'll watch the game, too. (RTR '91)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 02, 2017 10:48 AM (rjrh3)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2017 10:45 AM (6FqZa)
I've read several articles about this, unbelievable...Our local library (not in a city) is real nice...Lots of computers, never seen porno, but can't say it doesn't happen.
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 10:48 AM (A2Bi9)
I had Captain Crunch French Toast yesterday. If you ever get the chance to stop at the Blue Moon Cafe in Baltimore, do it. The Sweet Baby Jesus with hashbrowns, cheddar, tomatoes, crab meat, 2 eggs cooked your way, hollandaise, and Old Bay is great as well. It was breakfast food porn.
Posted by: no good deed at September 02, 2017 10:50 AM (eIQHF)
preserve-eggs-with-mineral-oil/
Posted by: Eggspert at September 02, 2017 10:50 AM (mBYZv)
Posted by: RI Red - Of the Small Council at September 02, 2017 10:50 AM (Qah+T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 02, 2017 10:50 AM (oVJmc)
August Jobs Report Shows Recovery Is Finally Trickling Down to Least-Educated Workers
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 02, 2017 10:17 AM (nQLHU)
CNBC is saying the numbers are disappointing. The same numbers under Barry were the greatest thing ever
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2017 10:50 AM (auHtY)
I do mine twice a week (Tuesday and Thursday). It also helps balance and flexibility, both problems once you start getting old.
Good luck.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 02, 2017 10:45 AM (rjrh3)
Im thinking I might try that for a torn rotator cuff. Surgery just recommended but after two knee replacements i dont look forward to it. I'll miss beating a heavy bag but its time to change lifestyle me thinks.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 02, 2017 10:51 AM (/H6uR)
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 02, 2017 08:44 AM
FIFY.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at September 02, 2017 10:52 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 02, 2017 10:53 AM (rjrh3)
Does that mean that bacteria are able to permeate the shells? In that case if we could genetically modify chickens to have thicker shells that were impermeable, the shelf life of an egg could be indefinite, like a tin can.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 02, 2017 10:53 AM (/qEW2)
It can be done in the carton for ease of use, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 02, 2017 10:55 AM (rjrh3)
August Jobs Report Shows Recovery Is Finally Trickling Down to Least-Educated Workers
They mean illegals?
I remember when 150K jobs was a 'rip-roaring economy.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 02, 2017 10:55 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at September 02, 2017 10:56 AM (gC2IV)
the shells? In that case if we could genetically modify chickens to have
thicker shells that were impermeable, the shelf life of an egg could be
indefinite, like a tin can.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 02, 2017 10:53 AM (/qEW2)
They say that in Europe they don't refig eggs because they aren't washed before sending to market....??
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 10:56 AM (A2Bi9)
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Eight years of Obama, and all it took was Trump.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 02, 2017 10:56 AM (rjrh3)
They have a film at laying that prevents bacterial growth called the egg bloom, but it gets washed off. You can keep fresh eggs on the counter for a couple of weeks if you don't wash them.
Posted by: no good deed at September 02, 2017 10:56 AM (eIQHF)
Posted by: AnnaS at September 02, 2017 10:56 AM (l4l/z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2017 10:57 AM (iVOAv)
Does that mean that bacteria are able to permeate the shells? In that case if we could genetically modify chickens to have thicker shells that were impermeable, the shelf life of an egg could be indefinite, like a tin can.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 02, 2017 10:53 AM (/qEW2)
All this egg talk minds me that the Tur-duck-en isnt taken far enough. After the hen you stuff that with an egg. T
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 02, 2017 10:57 AM (/H6uR)
Big-ass cases of eggs. All marked "Suitable for ocean shipment. No refrigeration required"
And it was because they're either dipped in oil or paraffin to prevent gas exchange through the pores of the shell.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 10:57 AM (J+eG2)
Anyone have any insight in perfect shells vs Ol Roy hit and miss shell structures?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 02, 2017 10:59 AM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2017 10:59 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at September 02, 2017 10:56 AM (gC2IV)
....AND the anesthesia doesn't take. Thats all I'm sayin' BEN.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 02, 2017 11:00 AM (/H6uR)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at September 02, 2017 11:00 AM (gC2IV)
<<<
Pickled eggs are not given their due. Mmm. Pickled eggs and beer.
Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2017 11:01 AM (eLttb)
THE PAIN AFTER MY VASECTOMY. I ATE THE WHOLE BAG AND IT STILL HURT LIKE
HELL!!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at September 02, 2017 11:00 AM (gC2IV)
Aren't they suppose to go up you butt??
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 11:02 AM (A2Bi9)
black coffee,
crispy bacon, and
eggs fried in bacon grease.
Toast is optional.
Posted by: Eggspert at September 02, 2017 11:02 AM (mBYZv)
control of their capitalist system is mostly centralized
Isn't this oxymoronic? Or was that your point?
Posted by: Grump928
ha, yeah, my point, sorta.
the invisible hand operates in a system of laws, rules, taxes ... and it only marginally works in real life in America, the most free most fair in the world (let's assume for now
) So we try to control the environment (at great expense) in order to allow the magic of "capitalism" to work. But controlling the environment has its own expenses, its own fragilities, and massive corruption that taints it all.So "capitalism" is a useful concept to consider in minimizing regulation, but it is under an umbrella of the nation state. So to try to put China in the same world as "free market" capitalism by ignoring their slavery, pollution, cheating, theft ... is just bogus.
But most think, on a "pure" idea that they sell for less, that is "capitalism". And purely considering price as the invisible hand, I guess it is true. But all the other things are "externalities" that cannot be ignored (but are ignored).
In the end, it probably does come to the barrel of the gun, or the nuke on the rocket.
The America First thing may find allies in the Dem leaning academic world. The "free trade" thing was never really an academic thing except for a few years of Reagan where deficit spending took root. I like these guys.
http://www.prosperousamerica.org/issue_papers
Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2017 11:02 AM (veVl1)
"I have to limit my caffeine intake, so 2 cups a day.
Of course, they are LARGE cups."
My morning coffee mug holds 24 oz. Bought it in 2008 at the Shedd Aquarium gift shop during a PW meetup in Chicago. I've never found another I like better. 2 mugs down and one more ought to do it for the day.
Posted by: geoffb5 at September 02, 2017 11:02 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 02, 2017 11:03 AM (/H6uR)
Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2017
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My last trip to Sam's I got to see a 500lb woman on her mobility scooter getting two huge jars of pickled eggs. That was all. Scootered straight to the checkout.
It was tragic and comical all at once.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 02, 2017 11:04 AM (rjrh3)
Perhaps some people would like to hear Kyle Chandler read the whole thing. That might make a nice fund-raiser, if you could buy it at WalMart.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 02, 2017 11:04 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2017 11:05 AM (3myMJ)
Aren't they suppose to go up you butt??
Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2017 11:02 AM (A2Bi9)
That's for prostate pain. It in the AoSq Holistic Medicine Guide
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 02, 2017 11:05 AM (/H6uR)
Posted by: IC at September 02, 2017 11:06 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at September 02, 2017 11:06 AM (RBpn7)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2017 10:50 AM (auHtY)
Preznit Cock Curious was the only President to not have one year of at least 3% GDP growth.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 02, 2017 11:06 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2017 11:06 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 11:06 AM (qJtVm)
black coffee,
crispy bacon, and
eggs fried in bacon grease.
Toast is optional.
Posted by: Eggspert at September 02, 2017 11:02 AM (mBYZv)
Add tomatoes also fried in that bacon grease. There's something about the sweet acidity with the salty bacon & eggs that brings the meal to whole 'nother level.
Posted by: Gem at September 02, 2017 11:06 AM (uaHyk)
The day after Dr. V, a Friday, I cleaned the pool. Went back to work on Monday as if nothing had happened.
Had zero interest in coitus for the longest time, finally got sucked into it. Wished I hadn't. Ouch! Summabitch that hurt like hell.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 02, 2017 11:07 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 11:06 AM (qJtVm)
That actually sounds like an interesting premise. Theater release, or Netflix?
Posted by: Gem at September 02, 2017 11:08 AM (uaHyk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 11:08 AM (qJtVm)
Had zero interest in coitus for the longest time, finally got sucked into it. Wished I hadn't. Ouch! Summabitch that hurt like hell.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 02, 2017 11:07 AM (EgwCt)
You meant that little phrasing amirite? Nice.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 02, 2017 11:08 AM (/H6uR)
Posted by: Cowboyneal at September 02, 2017 11:08 AM (IOuCY)
Ah heck, it's rainy, good day for a movie.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 11:09 AM (qJtVm)
96 like my coffee black, like my men.
Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 02, 2017 08:40 AM (Zd2ZF)
I like my coffee like I like my women...hot and black.
Posted by: Nancy's Left Tit at September 02, 2017 09:07 AM (R5lpX)
Heh.
An engineering contractor that we've done some work with is always saying that. It's pretty funny when he says it, because he's a Scottish immigrant with a VERY thick accent.
And it's hilarious when you see his wedding photos. Yep, his wife is black.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2017 11:10 AM (iFZVz)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 02, 2017 11:10 AM (7uYFy)
Ah heck, it's rainy, good day for a movie.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 11:09 AM (qJtVm)
Thanks for the tip. We were thinking about dinner & a movie tonight. I'll check it out.
Posted by: Gem at September 02, 2017 11:11 AM (uaHyk)
Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2017 11:11 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2017 11:10 AM (iFZVz)
Black tartan?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 02, 2017 11:11 AM (7uYFy)
On stilletogate or Melania's shoes:
http://www.gocomics.com/mike-lester
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2017 11:12 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 02, 2017 11:10 AM (7uYFy)
Or die of cancer within days,depending on where we are in the "experts say" cycle.
Posted by: Gem at September 02, 2017 11:13 AM (uaHyk)
Just looked.
Nothing in Maryland.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 11:14 AM (J+eG2)
Scalding hot, and spilled all over the bedsheets.
Hey, have any of these soi-disant fashion editors considered the concept that we have a First Lady who can wear high heels in a damn hurricane? 'Cause I think of that as a solidly-Slovenian kind of thing.
OTOH where I come from "snake boots" are the kind you wear to keep from being bit by a snake. Not something the snake used to wear.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 02, 2017 11:14 AM (H5rtT)
370 And it's hilarious when you see his wedding photos. Yep, his wife is black.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2017 11:10 AM (iFZVz)
Black tartan?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 02, 2017 11:11 AM (7uYFy)
Heh.
Nope, black as in New Orleans born-and-raised.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2017 11:14 AM (iFZVz)
He finished, and they no-sh*t offered me a pickled pigs foot and a beer. I accepted, we sat and finished them, and I kept a crew cut for the next couple of years.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 02, 2017 11:14 AM (rjrh3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 11:06 AM (qJtVm)
And many will get rubbed out.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 02, 2017 11:14 AM (XFue2)
200+ tweet thread, with multiple post-scripts and hilarious tangents - and a rare example of pure comedy gold and pitiful mental instability.
I'll link his 'expansive' source of his rant, selecting only the most objective and honest reportage, evah.
https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/903850632582451200
Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 02, 2017 11:15 AM (ce4vQ)
Puts a swagger in your step when you're working with the lads.
Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2017 11:16 AM (eLttb)
I think more in terms of free enterprise than capitalism but that is more a semantic quibble.
Government is what sets the rules, is the last resort to enforce them, and then determines the playing field for enterprise. They can make it work better or impose costs that make it work worse.
If government works to make enterprise better then the external/hidden costs are made internal to each enterprise and thus no longer hidden. Getting costs externalized and hidden by government is what fuels corruption. Eventually those costs bring down the entire system unless it can find a larger external system to pass them onto.
Earth being a finite place eventually there is nothing external to throw the costs into.
Posted by: geoffb5 at September 02, 2017 11:16 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2017 11:17 AM (J+eG2)
200+ tweet thread, with multiple post-scripts and hilarious tangents - and a rare example of pure comedy gold and pitiful mental instability.
I'll link his 'expansive' source of his rant, selecting only the most objective and honest reportage, evah.
https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/903850632582451200
Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 02, 2017 11:15 AM (ce4vQ)
Motherfuckers need to get laid!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 02, 2017 11:17 AM (XFue2)
So, I'm guessing this is part of why everyone is a Nazi now?
Makes sense, in virtual world, for way too many people.
Posted by: barbarausa at September 02, 2017 11:18 AM (Elk67)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 02, 2017 11:18 AM (dUucw)
377 Has anyone seen "Valley of Bones"? It's about a paleontologist tipped off to a T-Rex fossil in the Badlands, and a cartel gets involved.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2017 11:06 AM (qJtVm)
And many will get rubbed out.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 02, 2017 11:14 AM (XFue2)
Easy for you mammals to say, you've got long arms.
Posted by: Zombie T-Rex at September 02, 2017 11:19 AM (iFZVz)
Posted by: geoffb5 at September 02, 2017 11:21 AM (zOpu5)
Isn't this oxymoronic? Or was that your point?
Posted by: Grump928
to answer more directly ... it is not oxymoronic, in that "capitalism" is not the same as a government system. It operates within a nation state which can control it in many ways.
In a communist ideal system, government controls how resources (capital) are directed, in effect using humans as their capital. In federalism, capital is controlled closer to the individual, though still under federal and state law. And the individual by law cannot be used as actual capital (slavery).
So if capitalism is only producing goods at a lower price, then all those laws are thrown out when we cross borders. It comes down to believing in American ideals of liberty having value worth defending.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2017 11:22 AM (veVl1)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 02, 2017 11:23 AM (rp9xB)
He finished, and they no-sh*t offered me a pickled pigs foot and a beer. I accepted, we sat and finished them, and I kept a crew cut for the next couple of years.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 02, 2017 11:14 AM (rjrh3)
My daughter recently went a salon that caters primarily to women of color. The owner was actually excited that she came in, because she doesn't get many opportunities to work on that texture of hair. She bustled over to the radio and said, "I'm going to find some Taylor Swift for you, doll." : -)
Posted by: Gem at September 02, 2017 11:25 AM (uaHyk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 02, 2017 11:27 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: barbarausa at September 02, 2017 11:28 AM (Elk67)
What is it about SJWs that the females are cows and the males are shrimps? Do they become SJWs because they are ugly and futile and want revenge on the world for that, or does being SJW morph them into that?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 02, 2017 11:35 AM (rp9xB)
On stilletogate or Melania's shoes:
http://www.gocomics.com/mike-lester
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2017 11:12 AM (iVOAv)
Did you get a load of the comments? Every symptom of Trump Derangement Syndrome is on full display.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 02, 2017 11:38 AM (7uYFy)
is what fuels corruption. Eventually those costs bring down the entire
system unless it can find a larger external system to pass them onto.
Earth being a finite place eventually there is nothing external to throw the costs into. Posted by: geoffb5
"Earth" has accepted a lot of our debt which is only paper. Once they return and buy real assets they are conquering, not trading.
The banksters that bribed government to bail them out for a trillion, and set policy, fought wars, to protect trillions more ... they now insist on escaping US law, and in time want global law run by unelected bureaucrats.
LTCM leveraged 300:1 and their scam failed, then they got bailed out because millionaires owned our government. Those same coastal elites now dictate to us deplorables that we own none of this country, they will set policy, and it will be run by globalists.
The EU cabal was the forerunner, in a sense, as they now intend to defeat the commoners via third world invasion, but Poland, Czech Republic, etc say no. The Western World is at stake ... Democrats and the Uniparty are against us.
This is why it bugs me when people speak glowingly of "global free trade" as some panacea. That is in the cards, but it occurs under a new world order, with people like Soros in charge, and average Joes will be their servants.
Americanism seems to be the last hope, but Mueller/Rosenstein/Ryan/Soros et al are determined to undermine the election.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2017 11:50 AM (veVl1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 02, 2017 11:57 AM (PUmDY)
in the BODY OF CHRIST area.......
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