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Even Trump's Retweets Are Sending the Left and SubRight Spiraling Now
Katie Pavlich replied to a Ben Rhodes whine about Trump's pardon of Joe Arpaio, noting that Rhodes' boss had pardoned a "traitor" and a "terrorist," referring to Chelsea ne' Bradley Manning and Oscar Rivera Lopez, respectively.
Trump retweeted Pavlich. This is now big news. Although the Blue Checkmark Mafia just doesn't like the fact that this is a fact, what they seem to be claiming is that this is "fake news" because Obama merely commuted the "traitor" and "terrorist" sentences to time already served, thereby freeing them. A pardon would have retroactively absolved them of all (official) guilt. But a commutation is functionally equivalent as regards the remaining time of their sentences.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Scuba Dude at August 28, 2017 03:47 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Francis Porretto at August 28, 2017 03:48 PM (mj4NC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 28, 2017 03:48 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: johnd01 at August 28, 2017 03:48 PM (ukNFU)
The Left and SubRight would go bonkers over anything Trump does.
They are truly unhinged.
Posted by: Scuba Dude at August 28, 2017 03:49 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 28, 2017 03:49 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2017 03:49 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: kathysaysso at August 28, 2017 03:50 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2017 03:50 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 28, 2017 03:50 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Donald at August 28, 2017 03:51 PM (DMoow)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 28, 2017 03:51 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Jackal at August 28, 2017 03:51 PM (Y92/o)
Posted by: Lorenzo Lamas at August 28, 2017 03:51 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: IC at August 28, 2017 03:51 PM (a0IVu)
He should maybe think about a time out.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 03:52 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2017 03:49 PM (so+oy)
I hope they do. That would force Trump to use something else for his hourly web updates and whatever that is will take off like a rocket while everyone abandons Twitter for the new hot thing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 03:52 PM (rZ+mb)
And I don't mean in a physical way. I mean in a "he should be investigated, prosecuted and put in serious prison."
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2017 03:52 PM (+7/1f)
Yeah, like a guy that has several dozen building projects going on at once can't multi-task better than a pothead affirmative action hire.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at August 28, 2017 03:52 PM (1JnAL)
You know, he never got around to pardoning Lois Lerner.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 28, 2017 03:51 PM (YV+SU)
He knew he wouldn't have to. She and that gollum who heads the IRS will never be prosecuted, let alone convicted.
Posted by: kathysaysso at August 28, 2017 03:52 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 03:52 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 03:53 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at August 28, 2017 03:53 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 03:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2017 03:49 PM (so+oy)
I hope they do. That would force Trump to use something else for his hourly web updates and whatever that is will take off like a rocket while everyone abandons Twitter for the new hot thing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 03:52 PM (rZ+mb)
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Heh, minds.com and gab.ai would loooove the attention...
Posted by: Jackal at August 28, 2017 03:53 PM (Y92/o)
For the sentence, yes, but there are other components to the conviction. Pardon>commutation>nothing.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 28, 2017 03:54 PM (HId5C)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2017 03:49 PM (so+oy)
I hope they do. That would force Trump to use something else for his hourly web updates and whatever that is will take off like a rocket while everyone abandons Twitter for the new hot thing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 03:52 PM (rZ+mb)
He'll go to TOUT and help out the WWE
Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2017 03:54 PM (jiTHj)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 28, 2017 03:54 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 03:52 PM (rZ+mb)
lo, and we can demand anyone on the left have to have their correct email .
their actual name.
like they've been trying do do to us.
(not really) but I would laugh a little.
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 03:55 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 28, 2017 03:55 PM (UBzPO)
It baffles me how much I see this crop up, particularly from the subRight. OMG TRUMP ISN'T DOING X BECAUSE HE'S DOING Y!!!!!
FFS. It's no indicator of anything so much as the head spewing it never having managed a single thing in their miserable life.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 28, 2017 03:55 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 03:55 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Alternate Wedding Singer at August 28, 2017 03:56 PM (yqvys)
They're totes okay with the "traitor" part, which they consider a compliment.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 03:57 PM (c8EhQ)
I will reiterate: I loathe Bill Clinton on the cellular level and have done so since he was still a governor. But because I am at the flames, flames on the side of my face place with Bill Clinton, I nearly never discuss him because I have absolutely no credibility to do so. It's not even look at that bitch eating crackers like she owns the place. It's HE IS BREATHING WRONG OKAY! I cannot and should not be listened to about Bill Clinton because I am not sane about it.
Once you hit that point, and there are many people out there (and some here) who have hit that point with Trump, you have no credibility left in any of your attacks. None. When everything is omg just so awful, nothing is. It's all Charlie Brown's teacher wah wah wah wah.
As someone who loves my grudges and hates not being able to talk smack about people, learn from my mistakes. Don't be me.
(Reference for you cretins who do not know anything about anything: https://youtu.be/92IkddsjtAA )
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 03:57 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 28, 2017 03:57 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 28, 2017 03:58 PM (3myMJ)
And I don't mean in a physical way. I mean in a "he should be investigated, prosecuted and put in serious prison."
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Not gonna happen because of who he is (really who his brother is) and the fact that he gives good head.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2017 03:58 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 03:59 PM (39g3+)
A pardon would have retroactively absolved them of all (official) guilt.
But a commutation is functionally equivalent as regards the remaining time of their sentences.
Oh. Good. It got stupider. I was worried there for a second that it wouldn't.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 03:59 PM (mf5HN)
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What is Flake going to do with all those unsold 'Conscious of Conservative' books?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 28, 2017 03:59 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Hillary! 2020 at August 28, 2017 03:59 PM (ctuyM)
Go fuck yourself.
Why even respond to sophism and mendacity? Why even give it life?
Oh that's right. It's what Twitter is for- giving imprimatur to fallacious claims in exchange for baseless vituperation.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:00 PM (A7DN1)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 28, 2017 03:58 PM (3myMJ)
Woot!
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 04:00 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 04:01 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 04:01 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 28, 2017 04:02 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Colin at August 28, 2017 04:02 PM (AXy4W)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:03 PM (J+eG2)
Its not exactly crying wolf, but its the same kind of principle: if all you ever do is scream that he's the worst human ever guilty of every evil man has ever conceived of no matter what he does, you lose all credibility when he actually does do something wrong. Why would anyone listen?
Its like, say, a woman your sister cant stand, and every word out of her mouth about the woman is totally catty condemnation and hatred. If that women actually does do something wrong, can you trust your sister to report it accurately or believe her when she says it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 04:03 PM (hZ+us)
You know how with early print corrections they sometimes have replacement pages or stickers over things? Yeah, I think it's time for Jeff's reinvention as a middle eastern cuisine chef: Couscous of a Conservative.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 28, 2017 04:03 PM (eXSOZ)
-some sunny Chinese dude
I have trouble buying Trump as Super Genius playing three dimensional chess, but damned if he doesn't ring their bell like Rain Man counting cards. It's effortless.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 28, 2017 04:03 PM (tMFgx)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:00 PM (A7DN1)
That is completely unfair. I also use it for attention whoring, baseball and tennis.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 04:03 PM (mf5HN)
Die, Flake, die.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 04:01 PM (c8EhQ)
++++
Yes, he is unlikely to oblige us by jumping into a fire, so this will have to do.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2017 04:03 PM (pvjTE)
Tobe Hooper's dead.
Not an earth-shattering event.
Still, he was responsible for several fun b-movies:
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
TCM II
Lifeforce
Salem's Lot
Invaders From Mars
Poltergeist (some say Spielberg did most of the directing while Hooper did most of the coke)
Anyway....Rest in Peace.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2017 04:04 PM (NyJwR)
Die, Flake, die.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 04:01 PM (c8EhQ)
I'm fine with this along as she can beat the Dem challenger otherwise find someone else.
Posted by: WisRich at August 28, 2017 04:04 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:04 PM (5y11N)
Breitbart says Flake behind Ward by 25%.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 28, 2017 03:58 PM (3myMJ)
Yeah, but he's gonna get the dead Democrats to come vote for him,
:::wink, wink:::
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at August 28, 2017 04:05 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 03:53 PM
It's going to take some serious training to get in the shape required to shatter a Horde record as thoroughly as you're proposing to do.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2017 04:05 PM (ctuyM)
If you can get the stuff the professionals use, laced with dihydrogen monoxide, it really will fill the bladder quickly.
And give you that pale straw urine, which everyone envies.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:05 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:05 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 03:53 PM
Whenever you hear Pavlich, your mouth waters, right?
Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2017 04:06 PM (7n4KQ)
And there you have it. I described Trump's tactic of deliberately provoking this back during the primaries (to my grandmother, who didn't get the why) that poking the hornets' nest was an inoculation strategy. He's rarely ever done anything else, and they refuse to get it, because getting it would be admitting they were played, and they're addicted to the unseemly hate.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 28, 2017 04:06 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:05 PM (5y11N)
Pull another Murkowski? I hope not.
Posted by: WisRich at August 28, 2017 04:06 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:05 PM (J+eG2)
Huh.
Everyone seems impressed that my urine looks like Hersey's Chocolate Syrup.
I'm calling bullshit here.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2017 04:07 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Cockeyed Joe at August 28, 2017 04:07 PM (3ZmQM)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 04:03 PM ("
OK. You are a special case. But we knew that- didn't we?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:07 PM (A7DN1)
Posted by: Mega at August 28, 2017 04:07 PM (dDcYa)
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 04:07 PM (hZ+us)
Temper your urine to the same color as you temper your blades. THAT... is the riddle of steel.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 28, 2017 04:07 PM (eXSOZ)
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Serious question: What would happen if one were to buy her book, write on the page that an author normally would sign, "YOU ARE A CVNT," stand in line, then when the time comes, hand it to her, enjoy the look on her face as she reads it and then walk away?
Seriously? What could happen?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2017 04:07 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 04:08 PM (/qEW2)
"I love everyone in the media. They are wonderful people with the best of intentions."
....and they'd bitch he didn't name each and every one of them.
Posted by: Tami at August 28, 2017 04:08 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Word Police at August 28, 2017 04:08 PM (eXSOZ)
Will he agree not to run if he loses the primary?
Posted by: Pep at August 28, 2017 04:09 PM (nWS2k)
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Will you accept the primary results?!?!?!?!?!?!!!11!!11!!!!!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2017 04:09 PM (vg8iE)
Will he agree not to run if he loses the primary?
Posted by: Pep at August 28, 2017 04:09 PM (nWS2k)
Does AZ have a sore loser rule for Primaries?
Posted by: WisRich at August 28, 2017 04:10 PM (G0vdT)
"I love everyone in the media. They are wonderful people with the best of intentions."
"I notice he didn't condemn white supremacists!"
--Legacy Media
Someone needs to ask flake in a public venue what he will do if he is primary and losses. We might as well know now. It might sway some votes.
I don't doubt he'll go full Murkowski
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:10 PM (39g3+)
Will he respect the results of the election?
Will he respects the peoples choice?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:10 PM (J+eG2)
In AK, I believe the law prevented Murkowski running as an independent (??) - she ran/won as a *write-in* candidate, correct? Which presumably was not covered by the law which preventer her re-flagging after the primary.
Anyway, regardless of how accurate my memory is on AK, does anyone know the mechanics in AZ? Could Flake run as an independent/other party if he loses the GOP primary?
As for the style, mentality, and level of responsibility in such a stunt by Flake - of course it's plausible.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 04:10 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2017 04:07 PM
Some things are just meant to sip and savor.
Posted by: Shep at August 28, 2017 04:10 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 04:11 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 28, 2017 04:11 PM (+F4vs)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2017 04:11 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:11 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM (bE7FF)
Does that include piss shields to protect them when standing down from the Antifada?
Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM (7n4KQ)
48 Got a email that Hillary will be in Buffalo next month for a book signing. Advised to get my ticket early, as they are a hot item and will be gone soon. Must buy her book to get in. Might have it in Bills Stadium to handle the crowds? What it hold, 50,000 or so...wow. Probably really at a local Barns and Nobel store in a mall.
Posted by: Colin at August 28, 2017 04:02 PM (AXy4W)
It could be accommodated in a prison cell.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
The Democrats are the Sawyer family, and we've got to get out of the house. They keep putting the hammer in Hillary's hand so that she can beat us to death. She's missed so far, but eventually ...
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM (/qEW2)
Barack Obama
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM (mf5HN)
This is the part of Sessions I don't like. I really do not care for his idea of "law and order" being basically "f-- your rights, cops matter more."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM (39g3+)
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Do they all get plug-and-play vaginas like me????
Posted by: Chelsea Manning at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM (hZ+us)
Huhhh? Did you call m.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Posted by: zombie Thad Cochran at August 28, 2017 04:14 PM (ctuyM)
Well of course
Everyone knows this
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:14 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Mega at August 28, 2017 04:14 PM (dDcYa)
Fvck them all. Sideways. With a flaming pineapple.
Posted by: DocJ at August 28, 2017 04:14 PM (NYS7S)
He's a Flake.
His father was a Flake.
His grand pappy was a Flake.
Do you even have to ask?
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2017 04:14 PM (+7/1f)
and from that little Steevie learned not to trust girls
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:14 PM (39g3+)
Drugs er bad, mmkay? Them kids at that Saline shouldn't be doing drugs, mmkay?
Posted by: Mr. Garrison at August 28, 2017 04:15 PM (eXSOZ)
You want find that story in any major media publication. Little Ben Rhodes, the NYU journalism major who Obama made a freaking NSA won't tell you about that either because he's too busy sucking his own dick while jerking off his buddies in the media.
So don't lecture me Dunce Boy about pardons and commutationa.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:15 PM (A7DN1)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 04:15 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM (mf5HN)
I understand Vicksburg wouldn't play the national anthem for 80 years after the civil war. So obviously a neo-confederate symbol.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 28, 2017 04:15 PM (nBr1j)
Can't spell compassionate without Cat Ass Moon Pie
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 28, 2017 04:15 PM (Fj4G0)
Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at August 28, 2017 04:15 PM (lZaEn)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2017 04:05 PM (ctuyM)
It would be so worth it.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 04:16 PM (0mRoj)
Democrats in all 57 States are appalled by Trump's gaffs.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:16 PM (J+eG2)
Even back in the late '60s, Bill Ayers forced his girlfriend to "give up the pussy" to some black radical buddy of his, as "reparations" for slavery. That mindset never went away.
If Bill Ayers found Herman Cain plowing Bernadine Dohrn, would he get mad?
Posted by: Things that make you go 'hmmm' at August 28, 2017 04:16 PM (FwRqg)
Posted by: Mega at August 28, 2017 04:16 PM (dDcYa)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2017 04:16 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:17 PM (39g3+)
Drugs er bad, mmkay? Them kids at that Saline shouldn't be doing drugs, mmkay?
Posted by: Mr. Garrison at August 28, 2017 04:15 PM (eXSOZ)
Is glue sniffing a required course?
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 28, 2017 04:17 PM (nBr1j)
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He also fucked his best friend to show that he was down with homosexuality/struggle/La Revolucion/etc etc etc
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2017 04:17 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2017 04:06 PM (7n4KQ)
I'll gladly be her experiment any day.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 04:17 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM
W. T. A. F.?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2017 04:17 PM (p+Wdc)
116 is even worse than i thought. Of course, completely not ever covered by the press. I applaud you for knowing this.
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 04:17 PM (hZ+us)
I say thee, he should forgive - not seven times, but seven-seven-seven times.
Posted by: Herman Cain at August 28, 2017 04:18 PM (eXSOZ)
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Don't be ridiculous.
It's a NAZI symbol.
The Brits fought Hitler and we fought the Brits.
QED
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 28, 2017 04:18 PM (0jtPF)
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You what Im fricking sick and tired of???
The prefix "Neo". 63/64ths of the assholes that use that term have no earthly idea it means "near".
Stop using it. You sound like a pretentious dorkhole.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 04:18 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Pavlich's Dog at August 28, 2017 04:19 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Mr. Garrison at August 28, 2017 04:15 PM (eXSOZ)
Someone replied where do you get your prescriptions because they're not working.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 04:19 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM
That's a funny joke. You're a funny person. But really, no one can be that stupid.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 04:19 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Things that make you go 'hmmm' at August 28, 2017 04:16 PM (FwRqg)
Yes, because black white supremacist. He's not down for the struggle, maaaan.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 04:19 PM (0mRoj)
primary and losses. We might as well know now. It might sway some votes.
Will he agree not to run if he loses the primary?
Posted by: Pep at August 28, 2017 04:09 PM (nWS2k)
Does AZ have a sore loser rule for Primaries?
.
.
.If he loses he is done, AZ has a sorer loser law on the books.
It appears that flake is toast.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 04:19 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 04:19 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: fixerupper
at least a neo-dorkhole.
Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2017 04:19 PM (7n4KQ)
See....right there...
He should have taken the ass pounding instead of giving it.
Fcuking someone in the ass just requires a stiff dick.
GETTING fcuked in the ass shows real commitment to the cause.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:19 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 04:18 PM (8XRCm)
Whoa.
Posted by: Keanu Reeves at August 28, 2017 04:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 28, 2017 04:19 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:20 PM (A7DN1)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM (mf5HN)
What is wrong with these people? Are they trying to one-up each other finding bigoted confederates to hate? If you hate America that much, leave!! Enjoy the bounty of Venezuela or North Korea-those bastions of communist utopianism . You can be happy, and the rest of us won't let the door hit you in the ass.
Posted by: moki at August 28, 2017 04:20 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:20 PM (39g3+)
He should have taken the ass pounding instead of giving it.
Fcuking someone in the ass just requires a stiff dick.
GETTING fcuked in the ass shows real commitment to the cause.
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Well, being that I wasn't there, I'm not exactly sure who did what to whom.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2017 04:20 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2017 04:06 PM (7n4KQ)
I'll gladly be her experiment any day.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 04:17 PM (0mRoj)
My scorecard does, in fact, show her as a One.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 04:20 PM (8yJ7M)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 28, 2017 04:15 PM (nBr1j)
They didn't officiallyobserve the Fourth of July until 1945, refraining due to the fact that Vicksburg surrendered to Grant on that date in 1863.
Posted by: Country Singer at August 28, 2017 04:20 PM (uiwCw)
Manning and the other guy were convicted of serious felonies.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 28, 2017 04:20 PM (QbiyL)
"Hey buddy I gotta fuck you in the ass to show that I'm down with the struggle."
"Whoa who WHOA!! How 'bout I fuck YOU in the ass so you can be down with the struggle?!? Or maybe you give me a handjob or something?"
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 28, 2017 04:20 PM (HId5C)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 04:20 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 04:19 PM
Salon heard that and said "Here...hold our beer".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2017 04:21 PM (p+Wdc)
Peppering Farm remembers. But Trump's bad because he tweets.
Posted by: Mega at August 28, 2017 04:21 PM (dDcYa)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 04:18 PM
If you have any knowledge of a location Neo is near, I'd appreciate your cooperation.
Posted by: Agent Smith at August 28, 2017 04:21 PM (ctuyM)
JUST IN: #CajunNavy volunteer tells me they're being "shot at" while trying to rescue stranded people in Houston.
-Hoft
It's going to get uglier.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 04:21 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 28, 2017 04:21 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:22 PM (A7DN1)
Posted by: brak at August 28, 2017 04:22 PM (5iU/N)
Posted by: Those Vox guys at August 28, 2017 04:22 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: rhomboid
.............
Yeah.. I do think some of them are inappropriate.. and have said so..
Matters of State should not be conducted over Twitter, IMHO..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2017 04:22 PM (so+oy)
The University of Marylands marching band will no longer play Maryland, My Maryland, the official state song of Maryland, at school sporting events because of its ties to the Confederacy.
They are going to go after everything and everybody...only a matter of time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:22 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
But you can only vote in *one* primary, not both R and D. That's why it was fraudulent - a lot of those voters also voted in the D primary as well. That election should have been invalidated.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 04:22 PM (/qEW2)
organic, craft beer".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2017 04:21 PM (p+Wdc)
Fixed it for you.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 04:23 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:23 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 04:20 PM
There is no One before me.
Posted by: Lena at August 28, 2017 04:23 PM (ctuyM)
This is the part of Sessions I don't like. I really do not care for his idea of "law and order" being basically "f-- your rights, cops matter more."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM (39g3+)
Uh... why can the Police have military gear... but not us Citizens?
The are actually civilians too... ie, not military.
Posted by: Don Q. at August 28, 2017 04:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 04:19 PM (Tnhbr)
I kind of want to know how Vox is going to top this.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 04:24 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 04:24 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 04:24 PM (bE7FF)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 04:24 PM (mf5HN)
Playing "Battle Hymn of the Republic" makes you a neo-Confederate?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 04:25 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 28, 2017 04:26 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2017 04:07 PM (vg8iE)
How about just write "you'll never be President of the United States"....and say to her "Please just sign LOSER I'll know who it is.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 04:26 PM (/H6uR)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 04:26 PM (bE7FF)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:26 PM (A7DN1)
Our Governor will get right on that.
Right after he gets done removing offending statues, under cover of darkness.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:26 PM (J+eG2)
Well yeah, exactly. And while I'm less concerned with Trump as president, I don't like militarized police in every city under command of the president of the United States. yes, technically they aren't but you know damn well if Obama had ordered cities to have cops confiscate weapons from citizens, then most of them would have done it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Han Solo at August 28, 2017 04:27 PM (u0s1P)
Are you kidding? You know who else tweeted in Austrian?
Posted by: Anachronda at August 28, 2017 04:27 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
The theory has been floated before that leftist news sites generate page hits by trolling the right.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 04:27 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 03:57 PM (mf5HN)
They don't have a Clue.
Posted by: db at August 28, 2017 04:27 PM (NEz+K)
The easy bet would be that they'll say something about how a national anthem shouldn't be a about a flag because flags are intrinsically divisive and also we should have an anthem that doesn't even imply war in any way.
That's the easy way, though. I think they can do better. Like, maybe explore how anthems are a primitive throwback and discriminatory toward the deaf, and because music is emotionally manipulative it should be a succession of atonal chants if we're to have one at all.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 28, 2017 04:28 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 04:28 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:28 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Han Solo at August 28, 2017 04:28 PM (sGtp+)
Is Ward legit to win the general or is she Christine O'Donnell 2.0? She's kinda crazy looking.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 28, 2017 04:28 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 28, 2017 04:28 PM (6Ll1u)
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Don't do it. You think those things smell bad on the outside...
Posted by: Han Solo at August 28, 2017 04:28 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 04:28 PM (0mRoj)
I think Ayers was a bottom.
Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2017 04:29 PM (7n4KQ)
-Hoft
It's going to get uglier.
Posted by: Under Fire
Wait until the cajun navy fires back.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2017 04:29 PM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 28, 2017 04:29 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Han Solo at August 28, 2017 04:27 PM
Dude. That's no comparison to the bouquet of The Wookie.
Posted by: B. H. O., community organizer at August 28, 2017 04:29 PM (ctuyM)
But I approach these things from a practical perspective with a lot of personal experience in similar things, so feelz are discounted.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 04:29 PM (v9gSJ)
Reminds me of the "would you sleep with me for a million dollars joke" the punchline of which is roughly "now that we've established in principle who you are, we're just haggling about price."
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2017 04:29 PM (yL25O)
president, I don't like militarized police in every city under command
of the president of the United States. yes, technically they aren't but
you know damn well if Obama had ordered cities to have cops confiscate
weapons from citizens, then most of them would have done it.
.
.
.No they wouldn't.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (+Dllb)
Our Governor will get right on that.
Right after he gets done removing offending statues, under cover of darkness.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:26 PM (J+eG2)
Wonder if they will stop playing it at the Preakness? Thank G-D there are not to many Albino horses racing? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (5y11N)
Allegedly she's a conservative but, she does have the crazy eyes.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (mcI77)
Can't we just have one thread ... ONE LOUSY THREAD ... without you gelatinous cretins second-guessing our angelic men and women in law enforcement ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (8yJ7M)
Posted by: goon at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (EaQ6/)
she didn't have to.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (bE7FF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (ej95w)
Prove to me you need an MRAP.
You can also buy most of the older vehicles out of surplus. Just not most weapons.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:31 PM (A7DN1)
-Hoft
...
I actually had that thought this morning. Someone is going to lie in wait in a house, ask for help, and steal the boat when it comes.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2017 04:31 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo"
I think 9/11 bestowed some temporary sanity on some nutty people which eventually went away. Andrew is one of them.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 28, 2017 04:31 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:26 PM (J+eG2)
Wonder if they will stop playing it at the Preakness? Thank G-D there are not to many Albino horses racing? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (5y11N)
pretty soon i wont be able to add to my Lawn Jockey collection.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 04:31 PM (/H6uR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2017 04:31 PM (ej95w)
Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 04:31 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: db at August 28, 2017 04:27 PM
I've, ah, heard that Colonel Mustard's lead pipe is, ah, all right.
Posted by: The "Librarian" at August 28, 2017 04:32 PM (ctuyM)
"Shooting on Aisle 5. Shooting on Aisle 5".
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2017 04:32 PM (T2Zv1)
Prarie Glutes - the Politics of Revolutionary Anti-Heterosexuality In My Butt
-Bill Ayers
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 28, 2017 04:32 PM (eXSOZ)
No way, those things smell terrible.
Posted by: Han Solo at August 28, 2017 04:27 PM (u0s1P)
But they do keep you warm until you get the shelter built.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 04:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 04:32 PM (bE7FF)
I think all marching bands should cease to exist, orchestras too. The South and the Nazis both had marching bands and orchestras.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 04:33 PM (iVOAv)
I'll just be happy when they stop forcing minorities to play basketball to entertain the 1%ers, in order to attend the institution.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:33 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: goon at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (EaQ6/)
You have a Newsletter?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 04:33 PM (/H6uR)
One of Obama's tells was his constant stream of declarations of various issues and items as being his "top priority".
On Monday, global warming was his "top priority".
On Tuesday, trans-Pacific trade was his "top priority".
On Wednesday, increasing the numbers of girls pursuing STEM careers was his "top priority". And so forth.
There can be only one top priority, by definition. It's an exclusive category. Hence "top". An inability to competently prioritize among contending requirements is a generally observed behavior pattern of weak managers.
Put more succinctly: when everything is a priority, nothing really is a priority.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2017 04:33 PM (ujwCG)
++++
Neo means new.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2017 04:34 PM (FUu/Z)
I still want a Robert E. Lee Lawn Jockey.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:34 PM (J+eG2)
Our Governor will get right on that.
Right after he gets done removing offending statues, under cover of darkness.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:26 PM (J+eG2)
Wonder if they will stop playing it at the Preakness? Thank G-D there are not to many Albino horses racing? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (5y11N)
Horses named "Traveler" will no longer be allowed to compete in the Preakness
Posted by: josephistan at August 28, 2017 04:34 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:34 PM (mbhDw)
Safe-harbor language: the aforementioned hysteria isn't happening, can't happen, and furthermore is none of your business if you live more than 10 miles from any particular manifestation thereof. Additionally, just chill. Finally, there is probably some carbon-based lifeform somewhere that can signal its agreement that something it never mentioned until now is "offensive", so yeah we can all see where they're coming from.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 04:34 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 28, 2017 04:31 PM (OD2ni)
Hard to believe that Andrew Sullivan was once required reading. Harder still to believe that Chris Matthews used to sit-in for Rush Limbaugh.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2017 04:35 PM (7uYFy)
No way, those things smell terrible.
Posted by: Han Solo at August 28, 2017 04:27 PM (u0s1P)
But they do keep you warm until you get the shelter built.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 04:32 PM (0mRoj)
I've got room.
Posted by: Hope Solo at August 28, 2017 04:35 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: goon at August 28, 2017 04:35 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2017 04:35 PM (ej95w)
-Hoft
It's going to get uglier.
Posted by: Under Fire "
Probably stranded urban hunter-gatherers pissed they can't take their fruit of the labor with them.
Posted by: Ripley at August 28, 2017 04:35 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: goon at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (EaQ6/)
There is no Kaboom at the G.U.M.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)
Star Spangled Banner - 1812
The Confederacy - 1861
Salon is a gathering of blithering idiots.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 04:20 PM (8XRCm)
Facts! Who needs them.
Posted by: THE OUTRAGED MFM at August 28, 2017 04:36 PM (hZ+us)
Unless you know them personally how could you tell unless they wear their iAntifada outfits to the store?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 04:36 PM (iVOAv)
Just saw a facebutt argument about defacing Confederate monuments. A monument defender was instructed, "don't talk about things you don't understand".
These people won't discuss anything.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 28, 2017 04:36 PM (3myMJ)
It's an exclusive category. Hence "top".
Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2017 04:33 PM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Bottom priority at August 28, 2017 04:36 PM (ctuyM)
Well, there you have it.
The final clue to the puzzle.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:36 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Reverend Al Sharpton at August 28, 2017 04:36 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: WisRich
________
It will probably be a Dem pickup, but I'm totally willing to risk it to get rid of Flake.
Still, Kelli Ward is not Christine O'Donnell, she is an actual medical doctor and has won elections as a state representative.
If she does win, she'll be running against Krysten Sinema in the general election, who is an out and proud bisexual and was part of Nader's Green campaign in 2000. But she does win elections and is a worker.
Posted by: Maritime at August 28, 2017 04:36 PM (lKmt3)
organic, craft beer".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2017 04:21 PM (p+Wdc)
Fixed it for you.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 04:23 PM
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2017 04:37 PM (p+Wdc)
I still want a Robert E. Lee Lawn Jockey.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:34 PM (J+eG2)
Ya' think they'll be a market for bobbleheads when the statues are all gone? hey, that would be a fun 'Go Fund Me'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 04:37 PM (/H6uR)
It's an exclusive category. Hence "top".
Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2017 04:33 PM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Bottom priority at August 28, 2017 04:36 PM (ctuyM)
You will be after the top gets through with you.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 04:37 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 04:37 PM (/qEW2)
Is Gathering the correct term?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:23 PM (J+eG2)
Let's see, gaggle of geese, pod of whales, murder of crows, blunder of idiots...
I think it's blunder, a blunder of idiots
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 28, 2017 04:37 PM (tMFgx)
-Hoft
Hmmm....Seems unlikely to me.
Posted by: THE OUTRAGED MFM at August 28, 2017 04:38 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: JoeF."
Right. Chris was once a Tim Russert "liberal but fair" type and was very hard on the Clintons during Lewinsky. The 2000 recount drove him insane with hatred and he has never been the same.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 28, 2017 04:38 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2017 04:38 PM (ej95w)
Also, I'm renaming WeaselDog 'General Lee'
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2017 04:38 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Strobe at August 28, 2017 04:39 PM (gbWkA)
Can you imagine what he'd have written about the crying and carrying on of Hillary's robots on Election Night when they realized she was NEVER GOING TO BE PRESIDENT?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2017 04:39 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 04:37 PM (/qEW2)
Some horrible mash-up of Public Enemy and Woody Guthrie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:39 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 04:39 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 04:37 PM (/qEW2)
Muldoon? You out there?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 04:39 PM (/H6uR)
Posted by: Reverend Al Sharpton at August 28, 2017 04:36 PM (398bZ)
Resist you much?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 04:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 28, 2017 04:40 PM (6Ll1u)
And this Synema bi chick - worth looking up for pics? I mean, for science?
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 04:40 PM (v9gSJ)
There is a reason he was sentenced to 35 years.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:40 PM (A7DN1)
Rather loudly.
Across the aisle.
She cringed.
Then chuckled.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:40 PM (J+eG2)
I don't think so because this time the Trump factor is in full effect. Plus Arizonans are sick to death of Flake and McStain.
I'm not from AZ but this is my perception.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:40 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2017 04:38 PM (Sfs6o)
He'll have a sword right?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 04:40 PM (/H6uR)
"Salon is a gathering of blithering idiots. "
Is Gathering the correct term?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:23 PM
I believe the proper collective noun is "embarrassment". Kind of the opposite of a pride of lions.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2017 04:41 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:41 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2017 04:38 PM (Sfs6o)
He'll have a sword right?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 04:40 PM (/H6uR)
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Hell yes!
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2017 04:41 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 04:41 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:41 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:41 PM (5y11N)
The appropriate answer is "Never, because she likes it."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 04:40 PM (v9gSJ)
No.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 04:42 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: moviegique at August 28, 2017 04:42 PM (7zeA4)
Then chuckled.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:40 PM (J+eG2)
Yeah. Thats fun. Heidi has tried to lose me in stores when I'm on a roll.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 04:42 PM (/H6uR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:42 PM (5y11N)
Are you gonna put a Dixie squeaker in his butthole, and film him jumping creeks.
In slo-mo?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:43 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:43 PM (5y11N)
Trump does X.... OUTRAGE METER AT 11!!!!
Trump says X... OUTRAGE METER AT 11!!!!
Trump tweets X.... OUTRAGE METER AT 11!!!!
Pretty sure that no matter what this guy does, the MSM, Left, Democrats and RINO go batshit crazy.
Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 04:43 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 04:43 PM (bE7FF)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:34 PM (J+eG2)"
Heh. The wife and I were walking on the Boardwalk in Ocean City (MD) this weekend and noticed a classic photo place where you can dress up like a historical figure advertising that you can dress up like Robert E. Lee. Very diverse crowd and nobody seemed triggered.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 28, 2017 04:43 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 28, 2017 04:38 PM (OD2ni)
Actually I think Tweety had a crisis of what used to be a conscience over what punishment to inflict on Slick and, after much excessive consumption of alcohol, which never ceased, inebriatedly decided that Congress should have censured him and hasn't wavered from that since.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 28, 2017 04:43 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 04:43 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:43 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Strobe at August 28, 2017 04:43 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Ripley at August 28, 2017 04:43 PM (MxEKc)
Are you gonna put a Dixie squeaker in his butthole, and film him jumping creeks.
In slo-mo?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:43 PM (J+eG2)
Dog flatus that whistles "Dixie."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:44 PM (5y11N)
PLEASE don't tell me that Cheney is part of the deep state.
I may have to pick up another 24 hour chip if that werenthe case.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 28, 2017 04:44 PM (99Nt9)
++++
Neo means new.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2017 04:34 PM
**Tweeeeeeeeeet**
Neither definition is found in the 3 pages of definitions at the HordeApproved(tm) Urban Dictionary.
Offsetting penalties. Replay of down. ** Tweeeeet**
Posted by: Neologism at August 28, 2017 04:44 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Ripley at August 28, 2017 04:43 PM (MxEKc)
shooosh, He's on a roll
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:44 PM (5y11N)
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She put the lip-lock on a neighbor this weekend so now she's a confirmed man eater.
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2017 04:44 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 04:41 PM (+Dllb)
I regularly hang the First National flag in my picture window. Nobody knows what it is except people who appreciate their history.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 28, 2017 04:44 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw)
Why is there so much spouse abuse?
because the never listen.
Bada bing.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 04:44 PM (/H6uR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2017 04:45 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at August 28, 2017 04:45 PM (HxS2+)
Posted by: Ripley at August 28, 2017 04:45 PM (MxEKc)
Jenna seems smitten with little Ben Shapiro. I guess she likes 'em short.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 28, 2017 04:45 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: goon at August 28, 2017 04:45 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (0mRoj)
That's another flag that can be displayed with impunity in my neighborhood.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (398bZ)
.
.
.That was the unofficial one in 1861.
"Three horizontal stripes of equal height, alternating red and white,
with a blue square two-thirds the height of the flag as the canton.
Inside the canton are white five-pointed stars of equal size, arranged
in a circle and pointing outward."
They all think it is an early US Flag. I had one for years and that's pretty much what everyone thought it was.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:44 PM (5y11
Did he mention Marc Rich?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)
I told them to get lost before I throat punched them.
I'm down dealing with the ignorant on an intelligent level. It's time to meet Neanderthal outbursts with Neanderthal clubbing.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (A7DN1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)
First name out of the box
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:47 PM (5y11N)
So stop reading if you don't want a spoiler...
Veronika: 'Choose life'. Simon says it sometimes. He says "Choose life, Veronika!"
Renton: 'Choose life'. 'Choose life' was a well meaning slogan from a 1980's anti-drug campaign and we used to add things to it, so I might say for example, choose... designer lingerie, in the vain hope of kicking some life back into a dead relationship. Choose handbags, choose high-heeled shoes, cashmere and silk, to make yourself feel what passes for happy. Choose an iPhone made in China by a woman who jumped out of a window and stick it in the pocket of your jacket fresh from a South-Asian Firetrap. Choose Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram and a thousand others ways to spew your bile across people you've never met. Choose updating your profile, tell the world what you had for breakfast and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, desperate to believe that you don't look as bad as they do. Choose live-blogging, from your first wank 'til your last breath; human interaction reduced to nothing more than data. Choose ten things you never knew about celebrities who've had surgery. Choose screaming about abortion. Choose rape jokes, slut-shaming, revenge porn and an endless tide of depressing misogyny. Choose 9/11 never happened, and if it did, it was the Jews. Choose a zero-hour contract and a two-hour journey to work. And choose the same for your kids, only worse, and maybe tell yourself that it's better that they never happened. And then sit back and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody's fucking kitchen. Choose unfulfilled promise and wishing you'd done it all differently. Choose never learning from your own mistakes. Choose watching history repeat itself. Choose the slow reconciliation towards what you can get, rather than what you always hoped for. Settle for less and keep a brave face on it. Choose disappointment and choose losing the ones you love, then as they fall from view, a piece of you dies with them until you can see that one day in the future, piece by piece, they will all be gone and there'll be nothing left of you to call alive or dead. Choose your future, Veronika. Choose life.
Anyway. Being a guy who seldom wipes tears from his eyes... had to wipe a few for T2. But you won't 'get it' unless you're a T1 fanboi.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 28, 2017 04:47 PM (EgwCt)
I told them to get lost before I throat punched them.
I'm down dealing with the ignorant on an intelligent level. It's time to meet Neanderthal outbursts with Neanderthal clubbing.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (A7DN1)
I'm careful what I put on my car since I drive on base but THAT one is on my care
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:48 PM (5y11N)
I told them to get lost before I throat punched them.
I'm down dealing with the ignorant on an intelligent level. It's time to meet Neanderthal outbursts with Neanderthal clubbing.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (A7DN1)
Yeah I'm about answering stupid in-law lib comments with "go fuck yourself'. Its concise.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 04:48 PM (/H6uR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)
First name out of the box
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:47 PM (5y11N)
Yes!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 04:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:48 PM (J+eG2)
Unless you know them personally how could you tell unless they wear their iAntifada outfits to the store?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 04:36 PM (iVOAv)
It's their little doe eyes. They need a mob to get it up. Alone, on the produce isle, they give themselves away. Their little soft eyes just don't have the look.
Posted by: goon at August 28, 2017 04:48 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 28, 2017 04:49 PM (y7DUB)
I had a Gadsden flag up and a neighbor told me that "Civil War symbolism isn't appropriate." He got a brief history lesson.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 28, 2017 04:49 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 04:49 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 04:49 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:49 PM (A7DN1)
I told them to get lost before I throat punched them.
I'm down dealing with the ignorant on an intelligent level. It's time to meet Neanderthal outbursts with Neanderthal clubbing.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (A7DN1)
I'm careful what I put on my car since I drive on base but THAT one is on my care
.
.
.I am in Texas so I can fly anything unless I am going to Austin, Houston or the ghetto of Dallas which surrounds the friggin VA.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 04:49 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw)
I've always preferred, "As soon as she says her safe word"
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 28, 2017 04:49 PM (tMFgx)
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Whoa-oh here she comes
Watch out boys she'll chew you up.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 04:49 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 28, 2017 04:49 PM (tMFgx)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 04:50 PM (/H6uR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw)
I've always preferred, "As soon as she says her safe word"
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 28, 2017 04:49 PM (tMFgx)
If she has a mattress on her head that means.... Slap me!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:50 PM (mbhDw)
I told them to get lost before I throat punched them.
I'm down dealing with the ignorant on an intelligent level. It's time to meet Neanderthal outbursts with Neanderthal clubbing.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (A7DN1)
No Step on Snek!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 04:50 PM (0mRoj)
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Whoa-oh here she comes
Watch out boys she'll chew you up.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 04:49 PM (8XRCm)
--------
She's pretty badass for a ten pound dog!
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2017 04:51 PM (Sfs6o)
Somebody tried to tell me my Gadsden Flag was racist.
I told them to get lost before I throat punched them.
Well, if enough of the "right" people say it is then it is.
Isn't that how it works?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 04:51 PM (IqV8l)
I would like to get one of the huge Trump chickens and stake it down in the backyard peering over the hedge into our liberal neighbors bedroom.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 04:51 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: goon at August 28, 2017 04:52 PM (EaQ6/)
192 "Uh... why can the Police have military gear... but not us Citizens?"
Prove to me you need an MRAP.
You can also buy most of the older vehicles out of surplus. Just not most weapons.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:31 PM (A7DN1)
"Need" is irrelevant. Especially in terms of 2nd Amend. related issues.
In fact, "need" is a commie rhetorical trap. The moment you start explaining why you "need" an MRAP, you are agreeing that there are legitimate limits to the weapons and military equipment that a citizen can own. Then it becomes a question of where the line is drawn, and more importantly WHO DRAW THE LINE.
Fuck that. I want my gun show loophole LAW rockets.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2017 04:52 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:52 PM (39g3+)
Are Naval Ships still flying it on the bow in port for the Jack?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:52 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Benji Carver
Hmmm... a mashup of Superman and the Hulk: a mild mannered journalist from the Daily Planet investigates a radioactive leak and gets infected. Now every time he sees a conservative he turns into a giant green raging monster called... the Olberman.
Posted by: Stan Lee at August 28, 2017 04:53 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:54 PM (39g3+)
308 So is mattress girl doing porn yet? I mean what career could she have ahead of her. Unpaid MSNBC intern?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:52 PM (39g3+)
I thought she was already doing feminist porn? Or am I thinking of another SJW scrunt?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2017 04:54 PM (veoSD)
I told them to get lost before I throat punched them.
"I'm careful what I put on my car since I drive on base but THAT one is on my care
.
.
.I am in Texas so I can fly anything unless I am going to Austin, Houston or the ghetto of Dallas which surrounds the friggin VA.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 04:49 PM (+"
Given the military history you should be good to go on that one brother.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:54 PM (A7DN1)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 28, 2017 04:44 PM (398bZ)
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This Confederate flag should have them running around in circles like an Irish Setter:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Cherokee_Mounted_Rifles
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 28, 2017 04:54 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 04:55 PM (mcI77)
311 Heh
http://tinyurl.com/y8cyjwpe
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:54 PM (39g3+)
Oh, that's delicious.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2017 04:55 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: SJW kallisto at August 28, 2017 04:57 PM (7l5V0)
http://tinyurl.com/y8cyjwpe
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:54 PM (39g3+)
and no innocents were injured.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 04:58 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:59 PM (A7DN1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:59 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:59 PM (A7DN1)
Damn straight.
Posted by: Niki at August 28, 2017 04:59 PM (mcI77)
Seriously? What could happen?>>>>
You may be hollering "Don't taze me, bro" to her goon squad security detail. Not that it would be legal, but when has that stopped her?
May wanna correct the spelling of the object, seeing as how she ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer. . .
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 28, 2017 05:08 PM (r+mGZ)
Posted by: Strobe at August 28, 2017 05:10 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: torabora at August 28, 2017 05:11 PM (Ypat3)
Posted by: Strobe at August 28, 2017 05:13 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 04:41 PM (+Dllb)
Thought the same thing earlier today and ordered one to put on the porch at Casa de Zachory
Posted by: Edd Zachary at August 28, 2017 05:32 PM (Rl0Y9)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 28, 2017 05:42 PM (r+mGZ)
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 28, 2017 05:46 PM (zOpu5)
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