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Right in the babymaker!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2017 04:11 PM (xTfwV) 2
Ooof.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 04:11 PM (Mouru) 3
LOL! Love this vid.
Posted by: johnd01 at August 23, 2017 04:11 PM (ukNFU) 4
Pepper balls right in the pecker and balls.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 23, 2017 04:12 PM (jxbfJ) 5
Who on 'the right' isn't giggling with joy at this?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2017 04:12 PM (xJa6I) 6
I wonder if he was properly hydrated?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2017 04:12 PM (xTfwV) 7
You really have to respect a guy who blocks a tear gas canister with his nuts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 04:12 PM (Mouru) 8
I bet I can guess what color his urine was!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2017 04:12 PM (xTfwV) 9
I GOT THIS!!!!
Posted by: Tear Gas Canister In The Nuts Guy at August 23, 2017 04:12 PM (Mouru) 10
"Balls to the wall..."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2017 04:13 PM (xJa6I) 11
I wonder if the cop aimed or was it just a lucky shot?
Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 04:13 PM (O5Q3r) 12
BOOM HEADSHOT!
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 23, 2017 04:13 PM (oZ6kz) 13
It's okay, I wasn't using them anyway.
Posted by: Tear Gas Canister In The Nuts Guy at August 23, 2017 04:13 PM (Mouru) 14
Some wiseass on Twitter said it was a perfect match to the movie, because he'd now have to search very deep to find his jewels again.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 23, 2017 04:13 PM (3J/LN) 15
I for one will never tire of watching this
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 04:13 PM (FZYNt) 16
Make them radioactive next time so the f***ers can't reproduce anymore.
Posted by: T at August 23, 2017 04:13 PM (Vgw1E) 17
like the vid of "Crying man" when Walker won the recall, this vid will never get old.
Posted by: WisRich at August 23, 2017 04:13 PM (G0vdT) 18
A beanbag right to the old beanbag.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2017 04:14 PM (/tuJf) 19
Thanks for hat tip but AtC proudly presented it this morning. I've just been making sure everyone sees it in all it's true magnificence. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 23, 2017 04:14 PM (EgwCt) 20
I could watch this all day.
Posted by: Jeffersonian at August 23, 2017 04:14 PM (+ttLq) 21
One cretin whose baby making days have been curtailed, 40,000 more to go.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 23, 2017 04:14 PM (jxbfJ) 22
On the plus side, with all that swelling his dick never looked so normal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 04:14 PM (Mouru) Posted by: the real ch3 at August 23, 2017 04:14 PM (IG5KL) 24
And the Moron approved edition of "Ow My Balls" is born...
Posted by: LizLem at August 23, 2017 04:14 PM (hvf9s) 25
Damnit Butters, you just don't shoot people in the dick!
Posted by: Eric Cartman at August 23, 2017 04:15 PM (oZ6kz) 26
Good aim by the officer.
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 23, 2017 04:15 PM (6n332) 27
This one is a strong candidate for America's Funniest Home Videos.
Posted by: johnd01 at August 23, 2017 04:15 PM (ukNFU) 28
Kap with the assist. Priceless.
Posted by: nip at August 23, 2017 04:15 PM (VqJRJ) 29
Ow my balls.
Posted by: wth at August 23, 2017 04:15 PM (HgMAr) 30
This will be in Grandpa Simpson's death bed viewing loop.
Posted by: Jeffersonian at August 23, 2017 04:15 PM (+ttLq) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2017 04:15 PM (IqV8l) 32
Two words for antifa rioters: Athletic cups Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 04:15 PM (lKyWE) 33
Nuts!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2017 04:16 PM (MINbv) 34
Ha ha you missed coppers!
Posted by: Lance Armstrong at August 23, 2017 04:16 PM (HgMAr) 35
Funny how most of the guys standing around him couldn't even be bothered to help him. They didn't even wince in sympathy pain.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 23, 2017 04:16 PM (jxbfJ) 36
Why was Celine Dion singing at a riot? Posted by: Leftist Backpacker at August 23, 2017 04:16 PM (EgwCt) 37
Careful what you ask for, is all I'm saying.
Posted by: Don't Tase Me Bro Guy at August 23, 2017 04:16 PM (TOk1P) 38
This is a further sign of how Trump has abandoned all moral authority.
Posted by: Charles Krauthammer at August 23, 2017 04:16 PM (Vgw1E) 39
Is that worse than being dorked in the squeakhole? Maybe we should ask Shep.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 04:16 PM (Mouru) 40
bean bag to the Crown Royal bag
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 04:17 PM (FZYNt) Posted by: simplemind at August 23, 2017 04:17 PM (8RCjS) 42
I'm a mean person because I would not mind if George Soros got similarly handicapped.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 04:17 PM (iVOAv) 43
It's all fun and games until you take one to the nutz.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 23, 2017 04:17 PM (QM5S2) 44
You kick like a girl and your nutsacks all retarded
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 04:17 PM (FZYNt) 45
Hence the term angry inch.
Posted by: wth at August 23, 2017 04:17 PM (HgMAr) 46
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Two words for antifa rioters: Athletic cups Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 04:15 PM (lKyWE) Next we'll be shooting them right in the a**. Just like in Blazing Saddles (see link) http://preview.tinyurl.com/oyw6dy5 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 23, 2017 04:18 PM (jxbfJ) 47
If he brings a knife, you bring a gun. If he puts one of ours in the hospital, you put one of theirs in the morgue!
And if he brings a gas mask, you bring a nut-seeking gas canister!! Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 04:18 PM (TOk1P) 48
>>>Why was Celine Dion singing at a riot?
Posted by: Leftist Backpacker at August 23, 2017 04:16 PM (EgwCt) Isn't that how most of her performances end? Posted by: T at August 23, 2017 04:18 PM (Vgw1E) 49
Somebody should photoshop the CNN Logo on the gays head.
Also Hilary's bobble head when she had that seizure would be a real laugh riot as well. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 23, 2017 04:18 PM (XFue2) 50
WZ says he got hit with a bean bag.
https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=354258 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. If it was, it was full of powder. Watch it hit him. Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2017 04:18 PM (x4kJD) 51
I'm pretty sure that's a ballet because there's music and they're jumping around.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 23, 2017 04:18 PM (Nwg0u) 52
Former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper said after President Trump's Tuesday night campaign rally in Phoenix that he "really" questions "his fitness to be in this office" and is also "beginning to wonder about his motivation for it -- maybe he is looking for a way out." Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2017 04:18 PM (IqV8l) 53
On the bright sideI'd bet he wasn't manspreading on the bus ride home Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 04:18 PM (lKyWE) 54
I am choosing to believe the crotch shot was on purpose.
That is my truth and nothing will dissuade me from it. Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 23, 2017 04:18 PM (dEQP3) 55
Since these idiots can only damage the gene pool, I can't say that video makes me sad.
Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 04:18 PM (9nCnN) 56
And anyway, it seems to me that if you're coming to a "peaceful rally" with a gas mask, it means you're coming to start trouble.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 04:19 PM (iVOAv) 57
One cretin whose baby making days have been curtailed, 40,000 more to go.
That's okay. I can't have kids. Posted by: Antifa Boy's Blow Up Girlfriend at August 23, 2017 04:19 PM (O5Q3r) 58
Let's see... $20 payday to be a Soros protester. If my math is correct, that works out to around $10 per nut.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 04:19 PM (Mouru) 59
Hence the term warped shplib.
Posted by: wth at August 23, 2017 04:19 PM (HgMAr) 60
sheds a tear
Thanks. I can finally listen to that song now. Much better visual. Before I just wanted to jab an ice pick into both ears. I worked part time in a Best Buy when Titanic came out. Guess what song they played over and over and over and over.......? Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2017 04:19 PM (Ph6cS) 61
Hans Moleman Productions presents...
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 23, 2017 04:19 PM (oZ6kz) 62
Take it like a MAN
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 23, 2017 04:19 PM (PNcou) 63
Is he now an 'innie"
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 23, 2017 04:19 PM (PNcou) 64
There are good testicles on both sides.
Posted by: Shep Smith and Don Lemon from the "Shep Hates Donald" and "Don Hates Donald" Shows at August 23, 2017 04:20 PM (/4bOy) 65
A good shot to the twig and berries can seriously make you lose your appetite. I wouldn't recommend it as a long term weight loss regime though.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2017 04:20 PM (/tuJf) 66
Somebody should photoshop the CNN Logo on the gays head.
Already seen it done. They also photoshopped whatever hit his nuts to be Trump's head. Posted by: Ian S. at August 23, 2017 04:20 PM (3J/LN) Posted by: fixerupper at August 23, 2017 04:20 PM (8XRCm) 68
I was only peacefully throwing teargas canisters at the cops.
Posted by: Mr Owwie Antfa at August 23, 2017 04:20 PM (eSx+E) 69
Former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper said:
"Babble, babble, woobie" It's the smartest thing he's said in years. Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2017 04:20 PM (MINbv) 70
that cop is a national hero. that video never gets old. one of the best clips of the year.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2017 04:20 PM (KP5rU) 71
WZ says he got hit with a bean bag.
https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=354258 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2017 04:15 PM (IqV8l) As the old quote goes: "Politics ain't beanbag" Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 23, 2017 04:20 PM (kUmUV) 72
That prolly left a mark.
Posted by: huerfano at August 23, 2017 04:20 PM (Dp2K8) 73
>>>17 like the vid of "Crying man" when Walker won the recall, this vid will never get old.
Posted by: WisRich at August 23, 2017 04:13 PM (G0vdT) Oh, jeez, that's funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy8FSyI_Djg Posted by: m at August 23, 2017 04:21 PM (p6cpl) 74
Somebody should photoshop the CNN Logo on the gays head. Putting it on the guys groin would be funnier Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 04:21 PM (lKyWE) 75
Let's see... $20 payday to be a Soros protester. If my math is correct, that works out to around $10 per nut.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 04:19 PM (Mouru) It's true, your honor, this man has no balls. Posted by: P. Venkman at August 23, 2017 04:21 PM (TOk1P) 76
This is why all the smart kids prefer ovaries.
Posted by: Caitlyn "Bruce" Jenner at August 23, 2017 04:21 PM (Mouru) 77
I think I watched that ten times now and it still gets a belly laugh from me!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 23, 2017 04:21 PM (so+oy) 78
shrinkage
Posted by: wth at August 23, 2017 04:21 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 23, 2017 04:21 PM (Nwg0u) 80
I don't know if the marksman was Phoenix PD or Maricopa County Sheriff's Office, but he had a good aim.
Also, find the mugshot of one of the arrested protesters https://www.mcso.org/Mugshot/ Search page for DAIREUS STOKES I believe he resisted arrest, from the picture. Posted by: EV AZ at August 23, 2017 04:22 PM (WYkii) Posted by: Japanese SexBots'r'Us at August 23, 2017 04:22 PM (MINbv) 82
Already seen it done. They also photoshopped whatever hit his nuts to be Trump's head. Posted by: Ian S. at August 23, 2017 04:20 PM (3J/LN) I have to see that Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 04:22 PM (lKyWE) 83
So when will Trump be issuing the cop who fired the shot the Presidential Medal of Freedom?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2017 04:22 PM (eSx+E) 84
he didn't PERSIST.
Posted by: simplemind at August 23, 2017 04:22 PM (YGz04) 85
72 That prolly left a mark.
Posted by: huerfano at August 23, 2017 04:20 PM (Dp2K Can I kiss the boo-boo? Posted by: Shep Smith at August 23, 2017 04:22 PM (jxbfJ) Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 04:23 PM (q177U) 87
Brokedick Mountain
Posted by: wth at August 23, 2017 04:23 PM (HgMAr) 88
84 he didn't PERSIST.
Posted by: simplemind at August 23, 2017 04:22 PM (YGz04) Dropped faster than Hillary did with her 9/11 seizure. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 23, 2017 04:23 PM (jxbfJ) 89
I hate to detract from the money shot, but this guy ran up to the canister like a total fag.
Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2017 04:23 PM (Sfs6o) 90
updated: the daily wire's top 5 remixes of this magical moment:
http://www.dailywire.com/news/20140/top-5-versions-antifa-protester-being-hit-balls-jacob-airey Posted by: ace at August 23, 2017 04:24 PM (8rNrN) 91
That video made my week possibly my month. That was a good start now maybe 1k more like it. For the kids. for the children.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 23, 2017 04:24 PM (0OmEj) 92
Cop successfully executes a very difficult 7-10 split.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 04:24 PM (Mouru) 93
I am choosing to believe the crotch shot was on purpose.
That is my truth and nothing will dissuade me from it. Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 23, 2017 04:18 PM As you can see in my comment #19 I gave you attribution for honoring us with this link this morning. I have been spreading the joy throughout the day while you appear to be doing the job for which you get paid. Sad. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 23, 2017 04:24 PM (EgwCt) 94
(link also embedded in post)
Posted by: ace at August 23, 2017 04:24 PM (8rNrN) 95
50 WZ says he got hit with a bean bag.
https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=354258 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. If it was, it was full of powder. Watch it hit him. Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2017 04:18 PM (x4kJD) I'm guessing pepper ball And yeah, totally aimed shot. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2017 04:24 PM (xJa6I) 96
89 I hate to detract from the money shot, but this guy ran up to the canister like a total fag.
Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2017 04:23 PM (Sfs6o) How fitting as his only relationship option at this point is a bottom. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 23, 2017 04:24 PM (jxbfJ) 97
I hate to detract from the money shot, but this guy ran up to the canister like a total fag.
I was trying to figure out why it reminded me of an episode of Glee. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 04:24 PM (Mouru) 98
Another one bites the dust?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 23, 2017 04:25 PM (NfY7N) 99
The Left:
"Let's riot and show all those racist idiots how wrong they are to support Trump. The media will help us get our message out! Resist!" The Rest of America: "LULZ!!! Look at that fag getting hit in the nuts!! Might I suggest the nightstick, officer?" Posted by: RoyalOil at August 23, 2017 04:25 PM (oF/7l) 100
I am choosing to believe the crotch shot was on purpose.
== I, for one, want to see a lot more Antifa crotch shots. It just doesn't feel like a real protest unless one of these LARP communists takes a beanbag in the stones. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 23, 2017 04:25 PM (OVUYQ) 101
Ahh this guy's used to it, his "girlfriend" does this to him all the time.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 23, 2017 04:25 PM (6Ll1u) 102
Hit Balls, Win Steak.
Posted by: Durham Balls at August 23, 2017 04:25 PM (bc2Lc) 103
Slapshot of the year!
Posted by: Only GOP Girl in PDX at August 23, 2017 04:25 PM (3aBcq) 104
As you can see in my comment #19 I gave you attribution for honoring us with this link this morning. I have been spreading the joy throughout the day while you appear to be doing the job for which you get paid.
Sad. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 23, 2017 04:24 PM (EgwCt) Actually I didn't go to work today Because Reasons and I do appreciate your crediting me. You may sleep inside and have both a pillow and a non-smallpoxed blanket. Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 23, 2017 04:25 PM (dEQP3) 105
Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but the balls that are held by screaming Antifa tools are the kind that I like best...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2017 04:25 PM (xJa6I) 106
I denounce your denouncement, and their presumed denouncement of your lack of a denouncement.
Because sometimes violence *is* speech. When it's right to the AntiFa manberries. Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2017 04:26 PM (eXSOZ) 107
A little note to Antifa and the MFM: If we were actually the Nazis you claim that we are - all of you would already be roasting in ovens. So STFD and STFU.
Posted by: An Observation at August 23, 2017 04:26 PM (A23Ja) 108
Looks Like Kap found something to fill the void.
Posted by: WSMS at August 23, 2017 04:26 PM (RWqIB) 109
His girlfriend Moldilocks is gonna have to find another stud.
Posted by: wth at August 23, 2017 04:26 PM (HgMAr) 110
"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters," Trump said.
... "Wait, I have an even better plan" Posted by: Downcast at August 23, 2017 04:26 PM (RH5oO) 111
happy to see crappydick got a job anyway. phoenix cops, what can't they do?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2017 04:26 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Aviator at August 23, 2017 04:27 PM (/Nite) 113
Maybe this antifa guy has a future as a goalie in hockey or soccer. I mean, it was a textbook stop. He had the angle the whole way.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2017 04:27 PM (Ph6cS) Posted by: Rhennigantx at August 23, 2017 04:27 PM (bmkS9) Posted by: johnd01 at August 23, 2017 04:27 PM (ukNFU) 116
Like when my kid manages to knock over my drink exactly when playing catch from 50 yards away. "Couldn't do that again if you tried." Perfect luck on both sides (good-cop/bad-protestor). Posted by: imp at August 23, 2017 04:28 PM (XIXZz) 117
>>>>>WZ says he got hit with a bean bag.
https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=354258 . . .If that is true his nutz were literally crushed and he would not be limping away like he did. It sure looks like a pepper ball hit. Tons of videos on youtube showing what they look like. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 04:28 PM (0pcwX) 118
Sure they didn't say he got hit IN the bean bag?
Posted by: Aviator at August 23, 2017 04:27 PM (/Nite) We must act to end the scourge of bean bag on bean bag violence. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 04:28 PM (Mouru) 119
I knew the slow motion version would be awesome. And it is.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2017 04:28 PM (/tuJf) 120
We need Robert E Ree to do the color commentary.
Posted by: Play balls! at August 23, 2017 04:28 PM (326rv) 121
Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but the balls that are held by screaming Antifa tools are the kind that I like best...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Golf Clap Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2017 04:28 PM (x4kJD) 122
Is someone targeting AntiFa manberries considered a splitter? A cul-ak?
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2017 04:28 PM (eXSOZ) 123
Seriously moar of this please throughout our great country. Please.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 23, 2017 04:28 PM (0OmEj) 124
Shouldn't the lyrics be changed from "my life will go on" to "my nuts will go on, while I stay here?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2017 04:28 PM (SRKgf) 125
I would have preferred the 1812 Overture, as I suggested on an earlier thread . . . but this will do.
Am I wrong to get a warm fuzzy feeling, sort of like lounging in a large, leather easy-chair, in a wood-paneled room in wintertime with a nice fireplace, a scotch and a cigar, every time I see this? Posted by: Publius Redux at August 23, 2017 04:29 PM (Fb9aZ) 126
$20 a day as a Soro's protester? Not very much money.
Wonder if it comes with a boxed lunch. Posted by: washrivergal at August 23, 2017 04:29 PM (2+gSO) 127
I'll admit to replaying it four times. Okay, five.
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at August 23, 2017 04:29 PM (PvCxa) 128
My favorite is the Trump tee off shot Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 04:29 PM (lKyWE) 129
Here's the Antifa goon stabbing someone at the Berkeley riot that occurred some time ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BkgK_mcUtI A much longer examination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj5X_sHtdVY Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 04:29 PM (q177U) 130
A revolution is not a dinner party.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 23, 2017 04:29 PM (Nwg0u) 131
I was wondering why they don't arrest him, then realized it'd be easier to pickup the guy at emergency whose chief complaint is "Scrotum that resembles an eggplant".
Posted by: Eddiesdad at August 23, 2017 04:29 PM (bazIK) 132
if you hit trigglypuff in the gunt, would it feel it?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2017 04:29 PM (KP5rU) 133
Maybe this antifa guy has a future as a goalie in hockey or soccer. I mean, it was a textbook stop. He had the angle the whole way.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2017 04:27 PM (Ph6cS) The beauty of the video is that you can freeze the image at moment of impact. No expression on his face. Let the suspense build for a couple of seconds, then resume play. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 23, 2017 04:29 PM (EgwCt) 134
Now he really does have pepper balls.
Bet the punk was from ASU. Probably majoring in some "studies" type garbage. Posted by: The Donald at August 23, 2017 04:30 PM (QbiyL) 135
Valerie Plame is still searching for her 15 minutes of fame.
Posted by: Only GOP Girl in PDX at August 23, 2017 04:30 PM (3aBcq) 136
$20 a day as a Soro's protester? Not very much money. Wonder if it comes with a boxed lunch.
FUN FACT: You're not hungry when you've been clobbered in the nuts. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 04:30 PM (Mouru) 137
They told me if I voted for Trump, babies would be getting punched in the dick - and they were right.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2017 04:30 PM (eXSOZ) 138
The Celine Dion accompaniment is nice but I urge all of you to check out Ace's link to the to 5 remixes --- the Whitney Houston one there is PERFECT.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 23, 2017 04:30 PM (0jtPF) Posted by: The Balls of the Beta Males of Antifa an Al SHarpton at August 23, 2017 04:30 PM (aT+Bx) 140
126 $20 a day as a Soro's protester? Not very much money.
Wonder if it comes with a boxed lunch. Posted by: washrivergal Nah, an ice pack. Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2017 04:30 PM (Ph6cS) 141
>>>>>$20 a day as a Soro's protester? Not very much money.
Wonder if it comes with a boxed lunch. . . .Craigslist had them at $100 a day last I saw. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 04:30 PM (0pcwX) 142
>>>90 updated: the daily wire's top 5 remixes of this magical moment:
http://www.dailywire.com/news/20140/top-5-versions-antifa-protester-being-hit-balls-jacob-airey Posted by: ace at August 23, 2017 04:24 PM (8rNrN) The fifth one, the Whitney Houston one, is pretty darned good. Posted by: m at August 23, 2017 04:30 PM (p6cpl) 143
Watching the video this morning reminded me of this Vancouver rioter getting hit in the nuts with a flashbang during the Canucks riot back in 2011. Ha!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-XbpbDJmmY Posted by: Mainah at August 23, 2017 04:30 PM (B+qrE) 144
FUN FACT: You're not hungry when you've been clobbered in the nuts. --- Should we cross post on the Gainzz thread? Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 04:31 PM (aT+Bx) 145
Ah, the balls of St. Mary.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2017 04:31 PM (xJa6I) 146
And Kaepernick with a gain of about 5 yards on that scramble!
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 23, 2017 04:31 PM (oZ6kz) 147
FUN FACT: You're not hungry when you've been clobbered in the nuts.
SNICKERS! GET SOME NUTS! -Mr. T in a banned commercial Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2017 04:31 PM (eXSOZ) 148
Let's get Valerie's list of contributors, it will be a true list of gullible idiots that will buy into anything.
She wants $1 Billion but Twitter is worth $21 Billion so where is all the money she raises going to go? Posted by: Only GOP Girl in PDX at August 23, 2017 04:31 PM (3aBcq) 149
So much sheer, unadulterated win in this video.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 04:31 PM (0mRoj) 150
HBO has sent a gift that the protester can watch while recovering: The Sopranos. He's one now.
Posted by: HBO PR at August 23, 2017 04:31 PM (bc2Lc) 151
Not upto the Trump CNN quality yet.
Posted by: DaveA at August 23, 2017 04:32 PM (FhXTo) 152
Tear gas strike back.
Posted by: Jackie Chan at August 23, 2017 04:32 PM (DrC22) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2017 04:32 PM (MINbv) 154
We need Robert E Ree to do the color commentary.
============ Jim Ross "Good Gawd Almighty! Good Gawd Almighty--They KILLED HIM!!!" Posted by: RoyalOil at August 23, 2017 04:32 PM (oF/7l) 155
They told me if I voted for Trump, babies would be getting punched in the dick - and they were right
========= Sportakus for the win. Posted by: simplemind at August 23, 2017 04:32 PM (1cL0h) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 23, 2017 04:32 PM (r+sAi) 157
Tear gas? I thought it was a pepper ball.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 04:33 PM (QQ+il) 158
>>You may sleep inside and have both a pillow and a non-smallpoxed blanket.
Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees How about the scorpions? Will you be keeping the scorpions in their box? Posted by: Aviator at August 23, 2017 04:33 PM (/Nite) 159
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.Craigslist had them at $100 a day last I saw. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 04:30 PM (0pcwX) +++ Sounds more likely. Posted by: washrivergal at August 23, 2017 04:33 PM (2+gSO) 160
113 Maybe this antifa guy has a future as a goalie in hockey or soccer. I mean, it was a textbook stop. He had the angle the whole way. Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2017 04:27 PM (Ph6cS) Nah. Even soccer players cover their nads when lining up to screen the goal during a free kick. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 23, 2017 04:33 PM (veoSD) 161
I told those idiots to wear cups.
Posted by: George Soros at August 23, 2017 04:33 PM (DrC22) 162
Back and to the right, back and to the right, back and to the right...
Posted by: Strobe at August 23, 2017 04:33 PM (gbWkA) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2017 04:33 PM (xJa6I) 164
And kudos to the Phoenix police officer for his excellent marksmanship.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2017 04:33 PM (SRKgf) 165
123 Seriously moar of this please throughout our great country. Please.
__________________ We're sending a tape of this to the Charlottesville PD. It's entitled: "How To Deal With Violent 'Counter Protesters.'" Posted by: Phoenix PD at August 23, 2017 04:33 PM (QbiyL) Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 04:33 PM (aT+Bx) 167
play this on a loop all day till every wannabe protester loses interest in getting shot in the gonads
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 04:33 PM (FZYNt) 168
Watched slo mo. Definitely a pepperball. Way too much powder for a beanbag.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2017 04:33 PM (x4kJD) 169
Ironic that he wore a mask so he wouldn't cry from the tear gas when there's quite a bit of crying in his future.
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at August 23, 2017 04:34 PM (PvCxa) 170
""Good Gawd Almighty! Good Gawd Almighty--They KILLED HIM!!!"
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 23, 2017 04:32 PM (oF/7l) " I had the same thought. "GOOD GOD, KING! THOSE BALLS HAD A FAMILY!" Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 23, 2017 04:34 PM (oZ6kz) 171
On the next episode of "Ow, My Balls!"
Posted by: Minuteman at August 23, 2017 04:34 PM (3E3o3) 172
Oh the humanity!
Posted by: Strobe at August 23, 2017 04:34 PM (gbWkA) 173
Craigslist had them at $100 a day last I saw.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 04:30 PM (0pcwX) That's only if you choose the package that comes with the optional cup. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 04:34 PM (Mouru) 174
5 Who on 'the right' isn't giggling with joy at this?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2017 04:12 PM (xJa6I) Hey, I called it this morning: "Comedy Gold." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 04:34 PM (mbhDw) 175
He's gonna need a pussyhat after that
Posted by: derbrererd at August 23, 2017 04:34 PM (nv/wN) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 04:34 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 23, 2017 04:35 PM (r+sAi) 178
This video brought to you by Zero Population Growth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2017 04:35 PM (SRKgf) 179
GOOD GOD, KING! THOSE BALLS HAD A FAMILY!" Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 23, 2017 04:34 PM (oZ6kz) The family jewels Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 04:35 PM (lKyWE) 180
Nah. Even soccer players cover their nads when lining up to screen the goal during a free kick.
If he was a soccer player, he'd still be laying in the street. Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 04:35 PM (O5Q3r) 181
I miss Whitney.
Posted by: m at August 23, 2017 04:35 PM (p6cpl) 182
I was kind of hoping Bob Saget would do a commentary with Loony Toons sound effects. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 04:35 PM (mbhDw) 183
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$20 a day as a Soro's protester? Not very much money. Wonder if it comes with a boxed lunch. Posted by: washrivergal No, just bagged nuts. Posted by: Aviator at August 23, 2017 04:35 PM (/Nite) 184
Now we have a worthy addition to our pantheon of leftists. Joining Trigglypuff and Moldylocks, we have ... Pepper Balls!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2017 04:35 PM (SRKgf) 185
Wait - Ive got it - they should have that Spanish channel soccer "Goooooooaaaaalll! guy" dubbed over this!
I know, I know - soccer? I barely even know her. Posted by: Publius Redux at August 23, 2017 04:35 PM (Fb9aZ) 186
174 5 Who on 'the right' isn't giggling with joy at this?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2017 04:12 PM (xJa6I) Hey, I called it this morning: "Comedy Gold." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 04:34 PM (mbhDw) Totally! I'm just at a loss for who can call themselves on 'the right' who wouldn't be laughing. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2017 04:36 PM (xJa6I) 187
It's impossible for me to express how much I enjoyed those videos.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 23, 2017 04:36 PM (U+nHb) 188
Let's be clear: Alex DeLarge was onto something the the silly oversize codpiece thing. Otherwise - ball-related ultraviolence. Right in the droogs.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2017 04:36 PM (eXSOZ) 189
>>>On the next episode of "Ow, My Balls!"
Posted by: Minuteman at August 23, 2017 04:34 PM (3E3o3) They told me America under a Trump presidency would look like Idiocracy and they were right! Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 04:36 PM (q177U) 190
164 And kudos to the Phoenix police officer for his excellent marksmanship. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2017 04:33 PM (SRKgf) They're calling him "Slapchop" now. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 23, 2017 04:36 PM (veoSD) 191
Trump just brings this violence with him wherever he goes....
Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 04:36 PM (rmVvL) 192
I like what the police do when they are permitted to do what they are supposed to do. Beer Summit 2.0 at White House for officers involved is #1 on my ultimate 'Donald Trump trolls the-ever-living-hell out of the left' wish list. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 23, 2017 04:37 PM (EgwCt) 193
May the road rise up to meet your face. May the tear gas be always in your eyes, and may beanbags fly forcefully into your testicles. Amen.
A Prayer For Antifa Posted by: GalosGann at August 23, 2017 04:37 PM (md1b/) 194
135 Valerie Plame is still searching for her 15 minutes of fame.
Posted by: Only GOP Girl in PDX at August 23, 2017 04:30 PM (3aBcq) Didn't Roxy Music do a song with that title? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 04:37 PM (mbhDw) 195
I hope Trump got a laugh at it too.
Bunch of weenies "Peace through violence" but too scared to show his face. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 04:37 PM (iVOAv) 196
You'd have to have a heart of stone to not laugh at that nancy boy.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 23, 2017 04:37 PM (oF/7l) 197
I hope they arrest all those seditious scum and charge them, try them, and imprison them all for a max length sentence. Or strip them all of their citizenship and kick them out.
Or call them what they are, insurrectionists, and hang them. All. Posted by: Inspector Cussword at August 23, 2017 04:37 PM (c1VpD) 198
Someone please splice in Benny Hill Yakut sax and speed it up.
Posted by: Strobe at August 23, 2017 04:37 PM (gbWkA) 199
190
They're calling him "Slapchop" now. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 23, 2017 04:36 PM (veoSD) David Sirota just called to say "BAM!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 04:37 PM (mbhDw) 200
Yakety sax
Posted by: Strobe at August 23, 2017 04:37 PM (gbWkA) 201
This is the most awesome thing I've seen since I binge-watched election night reactions on Youtoob. Ignorant fascist now on the waiting list for one of Uncle Bob's plastic nuts.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 23, 2017 04:38 PM (mQ0Mc) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 23, 2017 04:38 PM (r+sAi) Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 04:38 PM (FZYNt) 204
Not all sadistic police brutality is bad.
Posted by: Ripley at August 23, 2017 04:38 PM (MxEKc) 205
This isn't as funny as the immortal Georgia O'Keeffe thread from this morning, but it's close!
Posted by: Caliban at August 23, 2017 04:38 PM (DrC22) 206
* crosses protesters name off abortion referral mailing list * Posted by: Planned Parenthood at August 23, 2017 04:39 PM (EgwCt) 207
4Chan is calling him Pepper Balls.
Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 04:39 PM (aT+Bx) 208
195 I hope Trump got a laugh at it too.
Bunch of weenies "Peace through violence" but too scared to show his face. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 04:37 PM (iVOAv) There will be peace through violence. So long as it's numb-nuts like this one that are on the receiving end of the violence. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 04:39 PM (mbhDw) 209
He shoots, he scores!
Posted by: Strobe at August 23, 2017 04:39 PM (gbWkA) 210
15 minutes of fame isn't always a good thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 04:39 PM (OdK9v) 211
I'm wearing a gas mask! The dumb police can't hurt me!
Posted by: Dipshit at August 23, 2017 04:39 PM (z/Ubi) 212
200 Yakety sax
Posted by: Strobe at August 23, 2017 04:37 PM (gbWkA) Somewhere, Benny Hill is smiling.... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 04:39 PM (mbhDw) 213
-Beautiful balls. Lovely plummage.
-The plummage don't enter into it. They're stone dead. Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2017 04:39 PM (eXSOZ) 214
This could turn into a wonderful mocking opportunity if the police will just play along. Just keep shooting them in the junk, and before you know it we'll have a meme along the lines of Fake News. "Antifa? Arent they the idiots the cops shoot in the nuts?"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 23, 2017 04:39 PM (JyFLk) 215
Valerie Plame is still searching for her 15 minutes of fame.
Posted by: Only GOP Girl in PDX at August 23, 2017 04:30 PM (3aBcq) Didn't Roxy Music do a song with that title? Posted by: J.J. Sefton Plame has raised less than $6k of her GoFundMe goal of $1 billion to buy Twitter. Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2017 04:40 PM (x4kJD) 216
209 He shoots, he scores!
Posted by: Strobe at August 23, 2017 04:39 PM (gbWkA) "The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!...." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 04:40 PM (mbhDw) 217
Commenters are right, Whitney Houston one is freaking funny
http://www.dailywire.com/news/20140/top-5-versions-antifa-protester-being-hit-balls-jacob-airey# Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 04:40 PM (q177U) 218
J.J. I don't think his nuts are numb; swollen and in pain yes; numb - not so much.
Posted by: Strobe at August 23, 2017 04:41 PM (gbWkA) 219
How about the scorpions? Will you be keeping the scorpions in their box? Posted by: Aviator at August 23, 2017 04:33 PM (/Nite) Maaaaybe. May the odds be ever in your favor. Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 23, 2017 04:41 PM (dEQP3) 220
I'd prefer it starting out with "We Are The Champions", then switching to "Another One Bites The Dust" after impact.
Posted by: S at August 23, 2017 04:41 PM (poT2p) 221
211 I'm wearing a gas mask! The dumb police can't hurt me!
Posted by: Dipshit at August 23, 2017 04:39 PM (z/Ubi) +++ LOL. Posted by: washrivergal at August 23, 2017 04:41 PM (2+gSO) 222
207 4Chan is calling him Pepper Balls.
Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 04:39 PM (aT+Bx) See #184. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2017 04:41 PM (SRKgf) 223
Well, he certainly doesn't need the gas mask anymore. I'm not sure that he's up to inhaling yet.
Posted by: Old Blue at August 23, 2017 04:41 PM (FAo3p) 224
218 J.J. I don't think his nuts are numb; swollen and in pain yes; numb - not so much.
Posted by: Strobe at August 23, 2017 04:41 PM (gbWkA) Point taken. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw) 225
Needs to have a big "KA-POW!!!" splash graphic superimposed over the point of impact, Adam West-era _Batman_ style.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 23, 2017 04:42 PM (ujwCG) 226
Hopefully in the hyper sensitivity mode his nut are. for weeks...
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 23, 2017 04:42 PM (0OmEj) 227
Trump's #WarOnMen.
Posted by: CNN at August 23, 2017 04:42 PM (/qEW2) 228
What will the new group of leftist goons call themselves? Antibal?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 23, 2017 04:42 PM (6Ll1u) 229
Juuuuuuust a bit outside...... Posted by: Harry Doyle at August 23, 2017 04:42 PM (veoSD) 230
Scene at work today:
"Say, Bob, wasn't that you in that video clip? It sure looked like you." (high pitched squeaky tremulous voice): "Uh ... no." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2017 04:42 PM (SRKgf) 231
223 Well, he certainly doesn't need the gas mask anymore. I'm not sure that he's up to inhaling yet.
Posted by: Old Blue at August 23, 2017 04:41 PM (FAo3p) In the words of Gunny Hartmann, his asshole is sucking buttermilk. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw) 232
Took one for the team. One supposes that there will be a folk song composed for him, ala 'Joe Hill'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 04:43 PM (sQ1li) 233
Afternoon all.
Back at work. Great time in Michigan, but too eventful getting there and back. Hopefully the Vegas road trip goes better. Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2017 04:43 PM (vI8Pw) 234
I only wish his Kaepernick buddy had gotten a hit in the balls, too.
The two of them rolling on the ground would have been even mo betta. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2017 04:44 PM (PY9jH) 235
The count stands at two balls and one strike.
Posted by: Robert EEEEEEE Lee, ESPN at August 23, 2017 04:44 PM (EJZ4y) 236
Just because I'm laughing my ass off at this idiot, does that mean I'm a bad person?
Posted by: Old Blue at August 23, 2017 04:44 PM (FAo3p) 237
232 Took one for the team. One supposes that there will be a folk song composed for him, ala 'Joe Hill'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 04:43 PM (sQ1li) "I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night, his nuts were in his mouth...." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw) 238
And if you like some other dumbass news, Jon Jones failed his drug test for his last UFC Fight. After just coming off his suspension for his previous UFC Fight.
Guess there goes all the hopes they had of having him fight Brock Lesnar if he decided to do another MMA match, after he finished his own suspension of course. Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2017 04:44 PM (z/Ubi) 239
Antifa protester walks into a bar and orders a Highball.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 23, 2017 04:44 PM (glJL/) 240
meanwhile, Rueters has had to correct themselves twice after they reported that General Robert E Lee's doppleganger... err... namesake... err... guy with the same name has been pulled as commentator for a UVA something or other.
And unless the Asian guy's middle name is Edward, they STILL got it wrong. Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 04:44 PM (9nCnN) 241
I'll be disappointed if Trump doesn't mention this the next time he's talking about Antifa.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 23, 2017 04:44 PM (OVUYQ) 242
That cop won't have to pay for beer for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 04:44 PM (sQ1li) 243
"I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night,
his nuts were in his mouth...." Spitting-out-walnuts scene from Hot Shots Part Deux coming to mind. Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2017 04:45 PM (eXSOZ) 244
239 Antifa protester walks into a bar and orders a Highball.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 23, 2017 04:44 PM (glJL/) Why the long.... face? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw) 245
Afternoon all.
Back at work. Great time in Michigan, but too eventful getting there and back. Hopefully the Vegas road trip goes better. Posted by: Country Boy Glad you made it back. Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2017 04:45 PM (x4kJD) 246
Well, I sweetly, innocently asked a lefty cow-orker why the Antifa people wear masks.
Good Lord, he fell apart. Could not answer. Flailed around trying to. Looks for the script. OMG it's not in the script! Fell apart. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 23, 2017 04:46 PM (0jtPF) 247
Dire Straits "Walk of Life"
Posted by: astronaut achmed at August 23, 2017 04:46 PM (XZGD9) 248
OT: Terror attack in the Netherlands thwarted. Bus filled with gas containers targeting a concert venue. Bands name? Allah Las.
/no, I'm not making the name up. They're from LA. LaLaLand. Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 04:46 PM (aT+Bx) 249
The video of Trump hitting the golf ball is my fave so far.
The Celine video needs to be titled, "My Balls Will Go On." Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2017 04:46 PM (PY9jH) 250
There is a video on the internet of Antifada anarchists changing "George Soros, Where's our money?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 04:46 PM (iVOAv) 251
The police are more prepared than the antifas, numbnuts.
Posted by: Scott Evil at August 23, 2017 04:46 PM (/qEW2) 252
242 That cop won't have to pay for beer for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 04:44 PM (sQ1li) Imagine the scene in the station house. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2017 04:46 PM (SRKgf) 253
Mama, take this mask away from me
I can't use it any more It's getting dark, to dark to see I feel like it knocked on Heaven's door Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 23, 2017 04:46 PM (Nwg0u) 254
Well, I sweetly, innocently asked a lefty cow-orker why the Antifa people wear masks.
Good Lord, he fell apart. Could not answer. Flailed around trying to. Looks for the script. OMG it's not in the script! Fell apart. --- You.Are.My.Hero.Today. Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 04:46 PM (aT+Bx) 255
"15 minutes of fame isn't always a good thing. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc." He's going to have 15 million clicks of fame by tomorrow morning. Posted by: Ripley at August 23, 2017 04:47 PM (MxEKc) 256
You know Bruce Lee was a violent right wing guy too.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 23, 2017 04:47 PM (6Ll1u) 257
"I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night,
his nuts were in his mouth...." Posted by: J.J. Sefton ------------ "argle-bargle", said Joe. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 04:47 PM (OdK9v) 258
All of what is going on now is very reminiscent of the action in the late 60's, early 70's.... the big difference is the technology, and the coverage...
Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 04:47 PM (zSVEm) 259
I'd love to see someone p-shop the video with Jim Acosta as Antifa Boy. Or Chris Cuomo. Or Joe Scarborough. Or Don Lemon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2017 04:48 PM (PY9jH) 260
Here's a direct link to the Whitney one. The guy who made it has this on his Twitter feed:
Nick Raff @NickRaff85 God is #1, Penn State, Aspiring Filmmaker/Actor http://tinyurl.com/y88aowzb Posted by: m at August 23, 2017 04:49 PM (p6cpl) Posted by: OCBill at August 23, 2017 04:49 PM (df+Zi) 262
The video of Trump hitting the golf ball is my fave so far. mine too.I wish they would have dubbed in the voices of golf announcers and golf clapping Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 04:49 PM (lKyWE) 263
I have watched this video over and over again. It warms my cold, dark heart.
Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2017 04:49 PM (RozsV) 264
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4816684
Better watch out, the antifas will be after this too. Posted by: JEM at August 23, 2017 04:50 PM (TppKb) 265
258 All of what is going on now is very reminiscent of the action in the late 60's, early 70's.... the big difference is the technology, and the coverage...
Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 04:47 PM (zSVEm) Yep. The MSM can't act as gatekeepers any more. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2017 04:50 PM (SRKgf) 266
This kind of stuff is 100x more effective than the most well-thought out and researched essay. Progressives are getting slaughtered in the meme war, and it's hurting them.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2017 04:50 PM (b+8Ki) 267
Seems like the obvious play would be to overdub the Nutcracker Suite
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 23, 2017 04:50 PM (sqpGi) 268
That inspired me! Now writing The Nutless Protester!
Posted by: Zombie Jerry Lewis at August 23, 2017 04:50 PM (oFajH) 269
234 I only wish his Kaepernick buddy had gotten a hit in the balls, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2017 04:44 PM ------------------------------ Yeah, a guy with that shirt --- you could do a great video with football commentary! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 23, 2017 04:51 PM (0jtPF) 270
"The video of Trump hitting the golf ball is my fave so far.
mine too.I wish they would have dubbed in the voices of golf announcers and golf clapping" ---------- Both my husband and I think that one the best. Whoever put it together is a genius. Posted by: Decaf at August 23, 2017 04:52 PM (35LZK) Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 23, 2017 04:52 PM (QMwOT) 272
258 All of what is going on now is very reminiscent of the action in the late 60's, early 70's.... the big difference is the technology, and the coverage...
And pubes. Posted by: wooga at August 23, 2017 04:52 PM (3I7wr) 273
Oooh! Regarding the SJW's at LSU wanting to remove their "racist" tiger mascot, my husband just texted me,
"I guess Savannah State will need to change their mascot, too." Savannah State Univ. is a historical black university whose football team's mascot is...you guessed it. Bwahahaha. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2017 04:54 PM (PY9jH) 274
266 This kind of stuff is 100x more effective than the most well-thought out and researched essay. Progressives are getting slaughtered in the meme war, and it's hurting them.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2017 04:50 PM ------------------------- As Mencken once said, one horselaugh is worth a thousand syllogisms! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 23, 2017 04:54 PM (0jtPF) 275
>>>>>>Well, I sweetly, innocently asked a lefty cow-orker why the Antifa people wear masks.
Good Lord, he fell apart. Could not answer. Flailed around trying to. Looks for the script. OMG it's not in the script! Fell apart. . . .To rub some salt into the wound you could point out the fact that when US Soldiers stormed Omaha Beach to fight the nazsi they didn't wear masks....that will leave a mark. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 04:54 PM (0pcwX) 276
This is one way to prevent leftists from propagating. With feral cats it's called TNR.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 23, 2017 04:54 PM (/qEW2) 277
" Right in the babymaker!"
-------- Makes me think of the Honeymooners. Right in the kisser, Alice. Posted by: Decaf at August 23, 2017 04:54 PM (35LZK) 278
Now all we need is a Downfall parody video of Hitler responding to this video.
Posted by: Penfold at August 23, 2017 04:55 PM (Fbt5B) 279
I think I'll call him to see if he wants to join my support group.
Posted by: Lance Armstrong at August 23, 2017 04:55 PM (HgMAr) 280
Progressives are getting slaughtered in the meme war, and it's hurting them.
I fought with your father in the Meme Wars. Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobi at August 23, 2017 04:55 PM (Mouru) 281
OT slightly Reuters called antifa "peace activists". I Wish more "peace activist" would get the beatdown.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 23, 2017 04:55 PM (0OmEj) 282
00 buck shot would have been a better solution.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2017 04:55 PM (mcI77) 283
Thanks Rick.
This video makes me smile too. When the scum start suffering, they'll start thinking twice. I have a new phone, Samsung 8. So far, I hate it. Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2017 04:55 PM (vI8Pw) 284
254 Well, I sweetly, innocently asked a lefty cow-orker why the Antifa people wear masks.
Good Lord, he fell apart. Could not answer. Flailed around trying to. Looks for the script. OMG it's not in the script! Fell apart. --- You.Are.My.Hero.Today. Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 04:46 PM (aT+Bx) Because they make neo-nazis look honorable. Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 23, 2017 04:56 PM (LBamn) Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 23, 2017 04:56 PM (ul9CR) 286
270 "The video of Trump hitting the golf ball is my fave so far.
mine too.I wish they would have dubbed in the voices of golf announcers and golf clapping" ---------- Both my husband and I think that one the best. Whoever put it together is a genius. Posted by: Decaf at August 23, 2017 04:52 PM (35LZK) I'm there with you. I'm wondering if a dub of Bill Murray's Caddyshack "Cinderalla story" scene would work. Posted by: WisRich at August 23, 2017 04:56 PM (G0vdT) 287
" Street Fightin' Man"... well, not so much now..
Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 04:56 PM (zSVEm) 288
Whoever put together the one with Trump's golf ball hitting Antifa Boy in the vagina, should add a coup de grace to the vid. Show Trump picking him up by the mish.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2017 04:56 PM (PY9jH) 289
OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tear Gas Canister In The Nuts Guy at August 23, 2017 04:57 PM (Mouru) 290
This one is right up there with the "Democracy died tonight" crying guy in Wisconsin after the recount in my favorite videos of all time list. Javits center at about midnight on election night was pretty fuckin' good too.
Posted by: DanInMN at August 23, 2017 04:57 PM (h5ffp) 291
Antifa protestor stands up to police: gonads, scrotum hardest hit.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2017 04:57 PM (eXSOZ) 292
This kind of stuff is 100x more effective than the most well-thought out and researched essay. Progressives are getting slaughtered in the meme war, and it's hurting them.
Posted by: Ace's liver It sucks that it has to be this way, but it has to be this way. Stewart and Colbert with their idiotic vulgar little graphics that substitute for actual arguments. The meme wars have begun. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 23, 2017 04:58 PM (/qEW2) 293
Of course his friend who helps him is wearing a Colin Kaepernick
Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at August 23, 2017 04:58 PM (lZaEn) Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2017 04:58 PM (PY9jH) 295
Police won't have any problems finding the coward, he's the guy who showed up at ER with a bag of frozen peas on his dickie.
Posted by: Rose at August 23, 2017 04:58 PM (3N8PC) 296
266 This kind of stuff is 100x more effective than the most well-thought out and researched essay. Progressives are getting slaughtered in the meme war, and it's hurting them. Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2017 04:50 PM The old trope that all the creative people were on the left just took one to the family jewels Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 04:59 PM (lKyWE) 297
273 Oooh! Regarding the SJW's at LSU wanting to remove their "racist" tiger mascot, my husband just texted me,
"I guess Savannah State will need to change their mascot, too." Savannah State Univ. is a historical black university whose football team's mascot is...you guessed it. Bwahahaha. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2017 04:54 PM (PY9jH) Tiger mascot for LSU was named after a Confederate regiment called the Louisiana Tigers. The horrors!! Posted by: Jack Sock at August 23, 2017 04:59 PM (glJL/) 298
Just read the last Ace post and I must say, Ace, for as brilliant as you are, you do some really dumb shit sometimes.
Stop killing yourself, man. We need you around. You're not the in your face "replacement" for Breitbart, but we need you in the fight. Your Twitter snark is hardly matched. Posted by: Sponge at August 23, 2017 04:59 PM (xttKs) 299
The ol' Tear Gas Cannister to the Gonads Trick, eh?
Posted by: Agent Smart at August 23, 2017 04:59 PM (H8S+R) 300
I just dined on your nards tonight...
It must have been something you did. Posted by: The Castrating Crew at August 23, 2017 04:59 PM (eXSOZ) 301
We'll see what Eboni Williams has to say.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2017 04:59 PM (IqV8l) 302
Democracy Dies with Dickshots
Posted by: Washington Post at August 23, 2017 05:00 PM (OVUYQ) 303
They were laughing about this at the gun range today...
Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 05:00 PM (zSVEm) 304
Now with the calls to tear down statues of Christopher Columbus, I wonder how soon Chris Cuomo will be changing his name?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2017 05:00 PM (PY9jH) 305
Meanwhile they're thinking of removing the stained glass windows at the National Cathedral now because they show Civil War stuff. *facepalm*
Posted by: Ian S. at August 23, 2017 05:00 PM (3J/LN) 306
Now all we need is a Downfall parody video of Hitler responding to this video.
Posted by: Penfold ---------- "Mein Füh·rer, Steiner..." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 05:00 PM (OdK9v) 307
I've watched it and the different versions numerous times. I think I laugh harder each time. Karma. She's a bitch.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 05:00 PM (Njv7i) Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2017 05:00 PM (UoSKV) 309
114 I hope that my hard will go on
I know that my hard will go on I hope that my hard isn't gone Posted by: Rhennigantx at August 23, 2017 04:27 PM (bmkS9) Thread winner. Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 23, 2017 05:00 PM (QMwOT) 310
295 Police won't have any problems finding the coward, he's the guy who showed up at ER with a bag of frozen peas on his dickie.
__________________ He'll have to wait several hours. Phoenix-area ER's always have lots of injured illegal alien roofers waiting to receive their "free" treatment. They get priority. Posted by: Phoenix Democrat Officials at August 23, 2017 05:00 PM (QbiyL) 311
Kurt Schlichter about to be FBN.
Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 23, 2017 05:00 PM (dEQP3) 312
*wearing a Colin Kaepernick jersey
Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at August 23, 2017 05:01 PM (lZaEn) 313
Jack Sock at August 23, 2017 04:59 PM
No! No! No! That's different ... because "SHUT UP!, they explained." Posted by: Adriane the Crazy Years Critic ... at August 23, 2017 05:01 PM (AoK0a) 314
Playing the WWE video laughing my a$$ off and the dogs are looking at me like I am crazy....
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 05:01 PM (0pcwX) 315
He really needs to know that there is life after testicles.
Posted by: Lance Armstrong at August 23, 2017 05:01 PM (HgMAr) 316
This is actually amusing to me...
One of the first things we ask when we do Historic Fencing ... 'do you have your manly protection in?'... So.... for those on the RIGHT who may go to a protest... Big safety Tip.... wear a cup... just in case... Posted by: Don Q. at August 23, 2017 05:02 PM (NgKpN) 317
281 OT slightly Reuters called antifa "peace activists".
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 23, 2017 04:55 PM (0OmEj) ---------------------------------------- Good --- because that's a label the ordinary LIV will not buy. If you call them nice-people-who-are-only-being-a-bit-naughty-because-of-Nazis!!!!, the LIVs might go along for the ride. For a while at least. But you ain't selling "peace activist" to anyone. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 23, 2017 05:02 PM (0jtPF) 318
Well, I sweetly, innocently asked a lefty cow-orker why the Antifa people wear masks.
I think their faces were burned by acid or something. Posted by: Fezzik at August 23, 2017 05:02 PM (qhIUa) Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 23, 2017 05:02 PM (rznWS) 320
I wonder if they could do one with "Hit Me With Your Best Shot."
Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2017 05:00 PM (UoSKV) Here you go. https://twitter.com/MattsIdeaShop/status/900252503865925633 Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 23, 2017 05:02 PM (dEQP3) 321
Yes, it's true. This man no longer has a dick.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2017 05:02 PM (eXSOZ) 322
I want to see a close up of that dude's nuts. You know, for science or something.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 23, 2017 05:03 PM (/a1rp) 323
Can someone do a mix of crying people on election night, this "guy" and maybe some Paul Anka? Add in a twist of Don Lemon?
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 05:03 PM (Njv7i) 324
The 1812 Overture would have been awesome with the hit to the nuts being looped and synchronized tith the cannons.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 23, 2017 05:03 PM (glJL/) 325
Pepper ball in the corner pocket Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 05:03 PM (lKyWE) 326
>>>>Playing the WWE video laughing my a$$ off and the dogs are looking at me like I am crazy....
. . .OMG...OMG...OMG will somebody stop the damn match..... Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 05:03 PM (0pcwX) 327
I think their faces were burned by acid or something.
They're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing one in future. Posted by: Man in Black at August 23, 2017 05:03 PM (eXSOZ) 328
You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.
Posted by: Fezzik at August 23, 2017 05:03 PM (b+8Ki) 329
Tiger mascot for LSU was named after a Confederate regiment called the Louisiana Tigers. The horrors!! Posted by: Jack Sock ---------- UNC, and North Carolinians in general - Tarheels. Name earned during the Civil War. It must go. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 05:04 PM (OdK9v) 330
I hate to see Conservatives ( read America First types) go mainstream media.... seems they get corrupted/co-opted by the Dark Side...
Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 05:04 PM (zSVEm) 331
281 OT slightly Reuters called antifa "peace activists".
_______________ Because nothing says "peace activists" quite like carrying bats, wearing gas masks, throwing rocks and bottles and kicking tear gas canisters at cops! And we wonder why the public doesn't trust us anymore . . . . Posted by: MSM at August 23, 2017 05:04 PM (QbiyL) 332
I hadn't seen the longer clip, but its sweet watching him try to get up and get helped away, still doubling over.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 05:05 PM (oVJmc) 333
322 I want to see a close up of that dude's nuts. You know, for science or something.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 23, 2017 05:03 PM (/a1rp) _______________ Me too! Posted by: Shep Smith at August 23, 2017 05:05 PM (QbiyL) 334
We're on a collision course! Take evasive action! Oh my goodness, it's too late!
Posted by: Captain Cremaster at August 23, 2017 05:05 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 23, 2017 05:05 PM (rznWS) 336
The dude's now an exotic dancer using the name, Miss Tess Tickles.
Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 05:05 PM (/a1rp) 337
I have the perfect song for that vid. Thunderstruck AC/DC.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 05:06 PM (Njv7i) 338
Here you go.
https://twitter.com/MattsIdeaShop/status/900252503865925633 Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 23, 2017 05:02 PM (dEQP3) -------------- Whoa. You're good. Can I have a pony? Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2017 05:06 PM (UoSKV) 339
Big safety Tip.... wear a cup... just in case... Posted by: Don Q. -------- Curiously, athletic cup sales ticked up today. Big winner, ironically - Dick's. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 05:06 PM (OdK9v) 340
Tin soldiers and Trumpy coming,
We're finally on our own. This summer I hear the drumming, Two squashed in Arizone Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 23, 2017 05:06 PM (Nwg0u) Posted by: Don Q. at August 23, 2017 05:06 PM (NgKpN) 342
Also meanwhile the UK Daily Mail is reporting that Charlottesville City workers have covered the statue of Robert E Lee with a black tarp "because the city is in mourning".
Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 05:06 PM (9nCnN) 343
I wonder if the cop called the shot like Babe Ruth Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 05:06 PM (lKyWE) 344
Gentlemen, this is dickmockracy manifest!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 23, 2017 05:07 PM (tbOMB) 345
They used to call SDS and the Weather Underground antiwar protestors... disregarding the hard Stalinist part...
Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 05:07 PM (zSVEm) 346
>>>290 This one is right up there with the "Democracy died tonight" crying guy in Wisconsin after the recount in my favorite videos of all time list. Javits center at about midnight on election night was pretty fuckin' good too.
Posted by: DanInMN at August 23, 2017 04:57 PM (h5ffp) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy8FSyI_Djg Posted by: m at August 23, 2017 05:07 PM (p6cpl) 347
I can't find a shirt anywhere that is completely covered with the Confederate Battle Flag. I'm gonna have to have one/ some made.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2017 05:07 PM (vI8Pw) 348
Curiously, athletic cup sales ticked up today. Big winner, ironically - Dick's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 05:06 PM (OdK9v) ------------- Oh, how I love you. I do. Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2017 05:07 PM (UoSKV) 349
Whoa. You're good. Can I have a pony?
Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2017 05:06 PM (UoSKV) Sadly, I am out of ponies. Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 23, 2017 05:07 PM (dEQP3) 350
Tear gas is even more effective when delivered straight to the pills.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 05:07 PM (oVJmc) 351
Barney's film had heart, but tear gas canister to the groin had a tear gas canister to the groin.
Posted by: Homer Simpson at August 23, 2017 05:08 PM (rznWS) 352
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I wonder if the cop called the shot like Babe Ruth Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 05:06 PM (lKyWE) The chief probably fired him. The whole point was to make a riot out of a handful of people who were hot tired to move. Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2017 05:08 PM (XBxk/) 353
this video has everything, like it was directed by Ridley Scott.
the haze from the tear gas clears a split second before impact. It's like the sun rising at Woodstock as Roger Daltrey belts out See Me, Feel Me Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 05:08 PM (FZYNt) 354
Local DC news is freaking out about Robert Lee story on ESPN.
This channel is reliably lefty. Trump, man. I just don't get tired of winning. Posted by: blaster at August 23, 2017 05:08 PM (jHrzU) 355
Why is it bent at a right angle?
Posted by: Antifa protester's new girlfriend at August 23, 2017 05:09 PM (HgMAr) 356
Sadly, I am out of ponies.
Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 23, 2017 05:07 PM (dEQP3) ------------- One of your manatees, then? I know you can do it. You made that video appear in like three seconds. Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2017 05:09 PM (UoSKV) 357
Local DC news is freaking out about Robert Lee story on ESPN.
This channel is reliably lefty. Trump, man. I just don't get tired of winning. Posted by: blaster at August 23, 2017 05:08 PM (jHrzU) I suppose Sara Lee is in advertising trouble... Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 05:09 PM (zSVEm) 358
I am sure there was many a high five among the police after that shot.
Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 05:10 PM (/a1rp) 359
That video is the greatest piece of art ever put on film; it's better than "The Godfather".
Posted by: UGAdawg at August 23, 2017 05:10 PM (tRd71) 360
Hah! Dude was sporting a gas mask but didn't have the foresight to ruggedize his pills. This is why the left will eventually lose.
Posted by: Fritz at August 23, 2017 05:10 PM (eLttb) 361
346 >>>290 This one is right up there with the "Democracy died tonight" crying guy in Wisconsin after the recount in my favorite videos of all time list. Javits center at about midnight on election night was pretty fuckin' good too.
Posted by: DanInMN at August 23, 2017 04:57 PM (h5ffp) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy8FSyI_Djg Posted by: m at August 23, 2017 05:07 PM (p6cpl) How I love that vid! Posted by: WisRich at August 23, 2017 05:10 PM (G0vdT) 362
Also meanwhile the UK Daily Mail is reporting that Charlottesville City workers have covered the statue of Robert E Lee with a black tarp "because the city is in mourning".
Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 05:06 PM (9nCnN) Is there no-one, anywhere who is tired of this and tries to stop it? Jeebus. Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2017 05:10 PM (vI8Pw) 363
Antifa's Funniest Home Videos
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 05:11 PM (oVJmc) 364
@359: "That video is the greatest piece of art ever put on film; it's better than "The Godfather"."
That's because, unlike The Godfather, it does not insist upon itself. Posted by: Peter Griffin at August 23, 2017 05:11 PM (rznWS) 365
That could have really hurt if he had balls.
Posted by: Knaws at August 23, 2017 05:11 PM (Mv/2X) 366
Peters perish in pepperness.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2017 05:12 PM (IqV8l) 367
326 >>>>Playing the WWE video laughing my a$$ off and the dogs are looking at me like I am crazy....
. . .OMG...OMG...OMG will somebody stop the damn match..... Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 05:03 PM (0pcwX) I haven't listened but I suspect that its Good Ole Jim Ross and his commentary from the insane Mankind vs. Undertaker Hell in a Cell Match. It would contain "As God as my witness he is broken in half!" Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2017 05:12 PM (z/Ubi) 368
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Also meanwhile the UK Daily Mail is reporting that Charlottesville City workers have covered the statue of Robert E Lee with a black tarp "because the city is in mourning". Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 05:06 PM (9nCnN) Is there no-one, anywhere who is tired of this and tries to stop it? Jeebus. Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2017 05:10 PM (vI8Pw) My contrary opinion is I hope they keep doubling down... this does not help their cause.. Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 05:12 PM (zSVEm) 369
I doubt his parents were counting on grandkids anyway.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 05:13 PM (oVJmc) 370
The cop should have yelled "Two"
Posted by: Al Czervik at August 23, 2017 05:13 PM (rznWS) Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 23, 2017 05:13 PM (Nwg0u) 372
I hate that even the Right leaning media /pundits mentioned Obama's equivocation during his speech on the Dallas police officers deaths only once . Now it's all forgotten.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 23, 2017 05:14 PM (glJL/) 373
>>https://twitter.com/MattsIdeaShop/status/900252503865925633
O M G My family is worried about me now. Well, more worried. Posted by: Mama AJ at August 23, 2017 05:14 PM (wwL6Q) 374
The crotch shot by which all future crotch shots will be judged. And rightfully so. For it is exemplary. Amen.
Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 05:14 PM (/a1rp) 375
Also meanwhile the UK Daily Mail is reporting that Charlottesville City
workers have covered the statue of Robert E Lee with a black tarp "because the city is in mourning". And the Left is screaming at... ...The Mayor and the City Council. Let them eat well. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 05:15 PM (oVJmc) 376
Driving to D.C. yesterday, around Danville Virginia on hwy 29 was a car dealer sized battle flag out in a field. I laughed.
Posted by: NCKate at August 23, 2017 05:15 PM (Zph5v) 377
Remember when the nazis drove us off the beaches of Normandy with dank memes and dick shots?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 23, 2017 05:15 PM (tbOMB) 378
I so hope no one ever calls him "Daddy"
Posted by: Paladin at August 23, 2017 05:15 PM (YNPwP) 379
Tigers are ha!f black and half yellow, like
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 05:15 PM (FZYNt) Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2017 05:16 PM (ROlh8) 381
Is there no-one, anywhere who is tired of this and tries to stop it? Jeebus.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2017 05:10 PM (vI8Pw) In mourning my ass. Is the entire country supposed to be convulsed in grief because one person got hit by a car driven by an asshole? I swear, nothing bad is ever allowed to happen without the Democrats getting "something" for it.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 23, 2017 05:16 PM (7uYFy) 382
Damn. What's more stupid than going after LSU's Tiger?
Defacing an eagle mural in Philly. Are they trying to get killed? Posted by: Mama AJ at August 23, 2017 05:17 PM (wwL6Q) 383
His boyfriend will kiss it better.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 05:17 PM (oVJmc) 384
I'd like to see it in slow mo. with the soccer announcer (No, not that racist triggering Robert Lee) GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 05:17 PM (Njv7i) 385
Local DC news is freaking out about Robert Lee story on ESPN.
"Asians. Getting dicked by democrats since FDR" Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2017 05:17 PM (x4kJD) 386
redbanzai: "Also meanwhile the UK Daily Mail is reporting that Charlottesville City workers have covered the statue of Robert E Lee with a black tarp 'because the city is in mourning'."
First of all, is "the City" really in mourning? Or is it the PC Police and the intimidated are acting mourned and the rest are tired of this s***? Meanwhile, in Chicago, dozens of independent shootings and deaths of other-than-whites over the weekend. Like every other weekend. Mourning on a permanent vacation there in Democrat Central. Local story... and after covering Cubs baseball. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 23, 2017 05:17 PM (H8S+R) Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 05:17 PM (lKyWE) 388
Also meanwhile the UK Daily Mail is reporting that
Charlottesville City workers have covered the statue of Robert E Lee with a black tarp "because the city is in mourning". Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 05:06 PM (9nCnN) Is there no-one, anywhere who is tired of this and tries to stop it? Jeebus. Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2017 05:10 PM (vI8Pw) My contrary opinion is I hope they keep doubling down... this does not help their cause.. Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 05:12 PM (zSVEm) Apparently a lot of citizens are pissed and calling for the mayor's/ city counsel members' resignations. I read that the city counsel had a meeting yesterday and people kept shouting them down for the lack of actual policing on the 12th. Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 05:18 PM (9nCnN) 389
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Damn. What's more stupid than going after LSU's Tiger? Defacing an eagle mural in Philly. Are they trying to get killed? Posted by: Mama AJ at August 23, 2017 05:17 PM (wwL6Q) I remember something about a chicken... I guess the chicken is gone... Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 05:18 PM (zSVEm) 390
>>Isn't this really the story of Obama
Sort of like the story of ace when he realized his water tank was on zero. Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2017 05:19 PM (/tuJf) 391
@384: "I'd like to see it in slow mo. with the soccer announcer (No, not that racist triggering Robert Lee) GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!"
A freeze-frame with a good ol' Tex Avery "AAAA-OOOOO-GAAAAHHHH" would be good, too. Posted by: Al Czervik at August 23, 2017 05:19 PM (rznWS) Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2017 05:19 PM (ROlh8) 393
I've got my gas mask on. The cops can't get me with their tear gas....OWWWWW!!!! Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 05:19 PM (OE2ur) 394
Somewhere in Arizona a mother is noticing a troubling stain on her son's favorite pair of Care Bears Underoos.
Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 05:20 PM (/a1rp) 395
Apparently a lot of citizens are pissed and calling for the mayor's/ city counsel members' resignations. I read that the city counsel had a meeting yesterday and people kept shouting them down for the lack of actual policing on the 12th.
Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 05:18 PM (9nCnN) They were probably ordered by Clinton bag man McAuliffe to "stand down." And if he couldn't give the order, he pressured the person who COULD give the order.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 23, 2017 05:20 PM (7uYFy) 396
Is that worse than being dorked in the squeakhole? Maybe we should ask Shep
------- How dare you mock sweet lovemaking!? 679! Now serving 679!! Posted by: Shep! at August 23, 2017 05:20 PM (nILVB) 397
Is there no-one, anywhere who is tired of this and tries to stop it? Jeebus.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2017 05:10 PM (vI8Pw) In mourning my ass. Is the entire country supposed to be convulsed in grief because one person got hit by a car driven by an asshole? I swear, nothing bad is ever allowed to happen without the Democrats getting "something" for it.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 23, 2017 05:16 PM (7uYFy) Funny how nobody is upset about the 7 killed and 45 wounded in Shitcago over the weekend. Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2017 05:20 PM (vI8Pw) 398
OK song option other than Thunderstruck. Some balls are held for charity, some for fancy dress, My balls are always bouncing, from the left and to the right, it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 05:20 PM (Njv7i) 399
At last, something to make people forget about my ball incident.
Posted by: Steve Bartman at August 23, 2017 05:20 PM (3C9q2) 400
391 @384: "I'd like to see it in slow mo. with the soccer announcer (No, not that racist triggering Robert Lee) GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!"
A freeze-frame with a good ol' Tex Avery "AAAA-OOOOO-GAAAAHHHH" would be good, too. Posted by: Al Czervik at August 23, 2017 05:19 PM (rznWS) I haven't looked at the meme videos yet but allow me to say that if someone hasn't put the Dukes of Hazard General Lee horn to play at the point of impact then I am severely disappointed. Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2017 05:21 PM (z/Ubi) 401
That dude officially became a squish.
Posted by: Truth Seeker at August 23, 2017 05:21 PM (Ey6du) 402
25 Damnit Butters, you just don't shoot people in the dick!
Posted by: Eric Cartman at August 23, 2017 04:15 PM (oZ6kz) All those floppy dicks on GOT got me mad! So...pew, pew, pew...shooting floppy dicks. Posted by: Butters at August 23, 2017 05:21 PM (faqzI) 403
Funny how nobody is upset about the 7 killed and 45 wounded in Shitcago over the weekend.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2017 05:20 PM (vI8Pw) Or the sailors on the USS McCain who lost their lives.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 23, 2017 05:21 PM (7uYFy) 404
This will never get old. Ever.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 05:21 PM (0mRoj) 405
>>They were probably ordered by Clinton bag man McAuliffe to "stand down." And if he couldn't give the order, he pressured the person who COULD give the order....
The mayor is an ex-Obama drone, I don't think he needed a lot of coaxing. Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2017 05:21 PM (/tuJf) 406
I've got my gas mask on. The cops can't get me with their tear gas....OWWWWW!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 05:19 PM ..........You'll never take me alive coppa!!!! OWW, fuck! Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 05:22 PM (Njv7i) 407
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I've got my gas mask on. The cops can't get me with their tear gas....OWWWWW!!!! Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 05:19 PM (OE2ur) And here I thought it was known throughout the ages that if you are agitating around in public in a gas mask, you are pretty much asking to be shot in the dick. Don't they teach anything in schools anymore? Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 23, 2017 05:22 PM (tbOMB) 408
They'd never take Bill Buckner down that way.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 05:22 PM (oVJmc) 409
meanwhile, Rueters has had to correct themselves twice after they reported that General Robert E Lee's doppleganger... err... namesake... err... guy with the same name has been pulled as commentator for a UVA something or other.
Yahoo's reporting on this is the usual brainless nonsense but they want everyone to know that the right wing saying ESPN has gone full lefty PC is crazy talk and the yuge loss of viewers is just people cutting the cable. Nothing to do with ESPN Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 05:22 PM (OE2ur) 410
Wore a gas mask, needed a cup.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 05:22 PM (oVJmc) 411
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First of all, is "the City" really in mourning? Or is it the PC Police and the intimidated are acting mourned and the rest are tired of this s***? Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 23, 2017 05:17 PM (H8S+R) ----------------------------- The mayor and his cronies are in mourning because, although they did indeed get a body, it wasn't by gunshot, as they had dearly hoped it would be. And even the leftish folk are questioning their competence. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 23, 2017 05:22 PM (0jtPF) 412
They got that dang boy in the chestnuts. That's gonna leave a mark. zzzzZZZZzzzz
Posted by: J. Sessions at August 23, 2017 05:23 PM (mcI77) 413
All those floppy dicks on GOT got me mad! So...pew, pew, pew...shooting floppy dicks.
----- NO!!!!!! Those poor dicks!! My hole is now a sanctuary hole for all dicks who are living in the shadows! Cum one, cum all! Posted by: Shep! at August 23, 2017 05:23 PM (nILVB) 414
Someone please tell me why Fox has lefty douche Chris Hahn on insulting "the tea party, or whatever you folks are calling yourselves" and being a spittle spewing ass?
I just turned it on for a second, and caught that bullet-headed turd running his rude pie hole. Ah well, off to do stuff. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2017 05:23 PM (PY9jH) 415
I guess we finally know the definition of "Covfef"
Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 05:23 PM (q177U) 416
Twitterscape is saying that Trump has filled out the paperwork to pardon Sheriff Joe.
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/900403873734701056?s=09 Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 05:23 PM (aT+Bx) 417
You'll never get me coppers!!!!
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at August 23, 2017 05:23 PM (tbOMB) 418
Yahoo's reporting on this is the usual brainless nonsense but they want everyone to know that the right wing saying ESPN has gone full lefty PC is crazy talk and the yuge loss of viewers is just people cutting the cable. Nothing to do with ESPN The ESPN shit is one of the reasons people are cutting cable. I know, because I'm one. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 05:23 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Mama AJ at August 23, 2017 05:23 PM (wwL6Q) 420
Just walk it off Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 05:23 PM (lKyWE) 421
So that Valerie Plame buffoon is trying to raise enough money to buy a controlling stake in Twitter, so she can have Trump kicked off?
I don't really think any further comment is necessary. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2017 05:24 PM (hcyUh) 422
When I was, a little bitty boy
My Grandmother bought me a cute little toy Silver balls, upon a string... But the Cops done shot my ding a ling a ling... Posted by: Don Q. at August 23, 2017 05:24 PM (NgKpN) 423
Twitterscape is saying that Trump has filled out the paperwork to pardon Sheriff Joe.
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/900403873734701056?s=09 Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 05:23 PM (aT+Bx) Just awaiting his signature.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 23, 2017 05:24 PM (7uYFy) 424
You wanna see a man, pig? I'll show you a man! Shoot me in the jimmy! I said do it!
Posted by: Protestor Buzzcut at August 23, 2017 05:24 PM (rznWS) 425
It's too bad the cops didn't also hit the guy in the Crapperdick jersey. Just as he's helping up the clown with gas mask - POW Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 05:24 PM (OE2ur) Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 05:24 PM (q177U) 427
Never bring a knife to a gun fight and never bring a gas mask to a junk punch.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 05:24 PM (Njv7i) Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 23, 2017 05:25 PM (rznWS) 429
Or the sailors on the USS McCain who lost their lives....
I'm pissed, There is something seriously wrong. Such a waste. So much incompetence. Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 23, 2017 05:25 PM (0OmEj) 430
Damn. What's more stupid than going after LSU's Tiger?
- There going after the statue of Admiral Lord Nelson in Trafalger Square because he made the sea safe for the slave trade. https://tinyurl.com/y7v8d63b Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 23, 2017 05:25 PM (Nwg0u) 431
Local DC news is freaking out about Robert Lee story on ESPN.
This channel is reliably lefty. Trump, man. I just don't get tired of winning. Posted by: blaster I think this was just an oversight on their part. Blacks rate higher than asians on the politically-correct hierarchy chart. Therefore to avoid possibly offending black sensibilities takes priority over letting some asian increase the diversity of your sports news coverage. You could probably create a branch of mathematics to rigorously compute such things. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 23, 2017 05:25 PM (/qEW2) 432
Someone needs to 'shop a CNN logo over Little Orphan Antifa's ballsack.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 05:26 PM (oVJmc) 433
So that Valerie Plame buffoon is trying to raise enough money to buy a controlling stake in Twitter, so she can have Trump kicked off?
---- Ooooh, super duper secret agent Valerie Plame! I bet Atomic Blonde was based on her. Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 23, 2017 05:26 PM (nILVB) 434
The coolest part is that Colin Kaepernick has time off from football to help out a fellow protestor.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 05:26 PM (Njv7i) 435
How did you know his name was Rick?
Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 23, 2017 05:25 PM (rznWS) Its a reference to Rick Astley, the cheeseball singer of a cheeseball '80's hit. Long story. I only found out about myself two days ago.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 23, 2017 05:26 PM (7uYFy) Posted by: Jack Sock at August 23, 2017 05:26 PM (glJL/) 437
Margarita DeVille: "The mayor and his cronies are in mourning because, although they did indeed get a body, it wasn't by gunshot, as they had dearly hoped it would be..."
Now that I could understand. Unintended blowback is a bitch. Thankfully. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 23, 2017 05:26 PM (H8S+R) 438
"So that Valerie Plame buffoon is trying to raise enough money to buy a controlling stake in Twitter, so she can have Trump kicked off?"
In order to, as she says -- really! honestly!!! -- prevent a nuclear war. As though POTUS Trump would be Tweeting the launch codes. Posted by: torquewrench at August 23, 2017 05:27 PM (ujwCG) 439
423 Twitterscape is saying that Trump has filled out the paperwork to pardon Sheriff Joe.
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/900403873734701056?s=09 Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 05:23 PM (aT+Bx) Just awaiting his signature.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 23, 2017 05:24 PM (7uYFy) I'm not a big fan of Arpaio but I think - or at least hope - this sends a message to the judiciary to stop interfering with immigration enforcement measures. Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 05:27 PM (0mRoj) 440
Maybe ESPN can have Robert Lee host their next slave auction.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 23, 2017 05:27 PM (nILVB) Posted by: wth at August 23, 2017 05:27 PM (HgMAr) 442
This is what happens when cops keep Democrats away from their victims. Democrats battle with cops and buildings instead.
Posted by: wodun at August 23, 2017 05:27 PM (lFga6) 443
First of all, is "the City" really in mourning? Or
is it the PC Police and the intimidated are acting mourned and the rest are tired of this s***? Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 23, 2017 05:17 PM (H8S+R) ----------------------------- The mayor and his cronies are in mourning because, although they did indeed get a body, it wasn't by gunshot, as they had dearly hoped it would be. And even the leftish folk are questioning their competence. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 23, 2017 05:22 PM (0jtPF) This. And since they can't actually remove the statue (I am pretty sure there is a state law that prohibits it) they are going to be petty little bitches about the whole situation instead. Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 05:28 PM (9nCnN) Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 05:28 PM (O5Q3r) 445
But I shot a man's pecker, just to watch him cry.
Posted by: Johnny Cash's Swollen Penis Blues at August 23, 2017 05:29 PM (rznWS) Posted by: wth at August 23, 2017 05:29 PM (HgMAr) 447
There going after the statue of Admiral Lord Nelson in Trafalger Square because he made the sea safe for the slave trade.
Really any statue of a dead white guy that isn't a communist will be targeted. They are just looking for excuses at this point. Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 05:29 PM (q177U) 448
Maybe ESPN can have Robert Lee host their next slave auction.
That's an awful thing to say about the MLB draft. Posted by: Steve Bartman at August 23, 2017 05:29 PM (3C9q2) 449
Notice how after the junk shot, all the other peaceful protestors seem to want to just sort of mosey on out of there?
Exit...stage left Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 05:29 PM (J+eG2) 450
C'mon, scrote! Don't be a pussy!
Posted by: A Pained Protestor, Upon Removing His Shorts Later That Evening at August 23, 2017 05:29 PM (rznWS) 451
It's not just the bruisinng--although a tear gas canister may weigh 12 ounces or so--and the dude was hit at less than 20 yards--so the canister wasn't moving that fast. We used to throw tear gas grenades, and if they hit you the impact wasn't much more than say a softball thrown by Girly Man Obama. So it hurt a bit--but not like a Trump 5 iron to the nuts. But that said, when that tear gas canister goes off it covers everything around it with a tearing agent. I don't know what it's going to take to wash the tear gas off the dude's shorts and briefs. And I don't much care.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 23, 2017 05:30 PM (Sda6L) 452
Warai-otoko: "So that Valerie Plame buffoon is trying to raise enough money to buy a controlling stake in Twitter..."
An FBI analyst/agent. Celebrated, in fact. Top-o-the-Heap as we were lead to believe by our media savants. We were and are, obviously, in the best of hands. Top Men. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 23, 2017 05:30 PM (H8S+R) 453
More inspiration! Also scripting The Day the Antifa Clown Cried!
Posted by: Zombie Jerry Lewis at August 23, 2017 05:30 PM (bc2Lc) 454
Oh, sweetheart. There are much better ways of getting rid of those icky, vestigial growths, euphemistically called "testicles." Ewww.
Posted by: Caitlyn at August 23, 2017 05:30 PM (nILVB) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:31 PM (mbhDw) 456
Finally, a use for Celine "Alien Stick Insect" Dion...
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 23, 2017 05:31 PM (CPk08) 457
"The coolest part is that Colin Kaepernick has time off from football to help out a fellow protestor."
A man is never as free as he is once he is free of the shackles of Job Lock. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 05:31 PM (J+eG2) 458
453 More inspiration! Also scripting The Day the Antifa Clown Cried!
Posted by: Zombie Jerry Lewis at August 23, 2017 05:30 PM (bc2Lc) L-O-fucking-L!!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:31 PM (mbhDw) 459
@435: "Its a reference to Rick Astley, the cheeseball singer of a cheeseball '80's hit.
Long story. I only found out about myself two days ago...." No, no. The guy rolling around on the ground. How did you know *his*name was Rick? Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 23, 2017 05:32 PM (rznWS) 460
Oh, sweetheart. There are much better ways of getting rid of those icky, vestigial growths, euphemistically called "testicles." Ewww. Posted by: Caitlyn at August 23, 2017 05:30 PM (nILVB) You probably paid 25 grand to have your balls split open like that. Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 05:32 PM (lKyWE) 461
The junk shot heard round the world!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 05:32 PM (Njv7i) Posted by: Steve Bartman at August 23, 2017 05:32 PM (3C9q2) 463
Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 23, 2017 05:30 PM (Sda6L)
the canister was not thrown.... it was shot... You can see ... its moving way too fast for a thrown canister, and there is no 'arc' to its trajectory before it hits... Posted by: Don Q. at August 23, 2017 05:32 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 05:32 PM (q177U) 465
Really any statue of a dead white guy that isn't a communist will be targeted. They are just looking for excuses at this point.
Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 05:29 PM (q177U) They'll tear them down too, eventually, as monuments to failures and traitors to the glorious people's revolution. And as whites. Can't have future generations believe that the first leftist revolutionaries where white guys with beards. Perish the though. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2017 05:33 PM (hcyUh) 466
A man is never as free as he is once he is free of the shackles of Job Lock.
----- Oh, yes. They are now free to create, to make art or rub lotion on my taint. Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 23, 2017 05:33 PM (nILVB) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:33 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Fritz at August 23, 2017 05:33 PM (eLttb) 469
Nuts, hot nuts You get 'em from the peanut man.. Little known fact: That song was written by Lil Johnson. You couldn't make that up. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 05:33 PM (OdK9v) 470
Seriously, you mix that in with some election night grief porn and you have an Oscar right there.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 05:34 PM (Njv7i) 471
246 Well, I sweetly, innocently asked a lefty cow-orker why the Antifa people wear masks.
Good Lord, he fell apart. Could not answer. Flailed around trying to. Looks for the script. OMG it's not in the script! Fell apart. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 23, 2017 04:46 PM (0jtPF) And That! Is how you do it. Asking questions. People who cannot support their viewpoint with facts fall apart. Every.single.time. Or they default to something stupid. You smirk & walk away. By then, even they know they are idiots. Posted by: Gorilla gumdrop at August 23, 2017 05:34 PM (faqzI) 472
We'd put a splint on it but... you'll get used to peeing around corners.
Posted by: ER Doc at August 23, 2017 05:34 PM (HgMAr) 473
Maybe ESPN can have Robert Lee host their next slave auction.
That's an awful thing to say about the MLB draft. NBA draft. Make him wear a Confederate uniform. Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 05:34 PM (O5Q3r) 474
>>How did you know his name was Rick?
Lol. And he sure was rolling. Nah, he's got to have a much worse name than that. Will he come forward to claim his 15 minutes of pain, I mean fame? Posted by: Mama AJ at August 23, 2017 05:34 PM (wwL6Q) 475
Q: What did the pepper shot say before being expelled out the gun? A: I'm goin balls to the wall Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 05:34 PM (lKyWE) 476
Gerald NAD-ler.... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:35 PM (mbhDw) 477
Balls, meet ball.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 05:35 PM (0mRoj) 478
Ow, my ballz!
Posted by: Idiocracy at August 23, 2017 05:35 PM (xdwSG) 479
Anti-America's Funniest Home Videos
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 05:35 PM (oVJmc) 480
I shot the phallus, but I did not shoot the two berries.
Posted by: Eric Clapton at August 23, 2017 05:35 PM (tbOMB) 481
I know a bloke who did his National Service in Seth Efrica.
Apparently it's not easy to get a baton round to bounce off the road just right. As with billiards, pocketing both balls takes some skill. Posted by: Someone from somwhere else at August 23, 2017 05:36 PM (VMBpJ) 482
@451: " So it hurt a bit--but not like a Trump 5 iron to the nuts."
You don't have to hit nuts to hurt somebody; you can just *graze* nuts. Posted by: Eddie Murphy at August 23, 2017 05:36 PM (rznWS) 483
They're going after the statue of Admiral Lord Nelson in Trafalger Square because he made the sea safe for the slave trade.
-------------------------- Sheesh. I thought it was because he symbolizes the opposition to European Union. Heh. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 23, 2017 05:36 PM (0jtPF) 484
Don't ball me, Bro.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 05:36 PM (QQ+il) 485
I am sure that the perspicacious members of this blog noticed that the red-shirted rescuer of Ol' One Nut was wearing a Colitis Kraperdick jersey. Why no kneel, Comrade? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2017 05:36 PM (pNxlR) 486
On TCM right now, movie about how great FDR was. The commies are going all out these days, heh?
Posted by: Eromero at August 23, 2017 05:37 PM (zLDYs) 487
483 They're going after the statue of Admiral Lord Nelson in Trafalger Square because he made the sea safe for the slave trade.
-------------------------- Sheesh. I thought it was because he symbolizes the opposition to European Union. Heh. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 23, 2017 05:36 PM (0jtPF) Because he oppressed Jeannie. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:37 PM (mbhDw) 488
Dude went down like Ace in the kitchen.
Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2017 05:37 PM (Sfs6o) 489
If Ob+mao had a son........
Posted by: torabora at August 23, 2017 05:37 PM (xdwSG) 490
We'd put a splint on it but...Sorry, the tongue depressors are too big. Maybe we could use a thimble.
Posted by: ER Doc at August 23, 2017 05:37 PM (HgMAr) 491
Q: What did the pepper shot say before being expelled out the gun?
A: This is how one gets ahead in life. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 23, 2017 05:37 PM (H8S+R) 492
Dear liberal Democrat Asshole Mayor of Phoenix,
There were not "tens of thousands" of "mostly peaceful" demonstrators and a "handful of violent "unaffiliated" protesters. They were all organize by the Democrat Party. That's your base. Good luck in the election douchebag. Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2017 05:37 PM (A7DN1) 493
>>Really any statue of a dead white guy that isn't a communist will be targeted.
Or even dressed up like a dead white guy. Posted by: Joan of Arc of NOLA at August 23, 2017 05:37 PM (wwL6Q) 494
I had it on a continuous loop last night. I laugh harder every time I watch it. The remixes just make it better.
Posted by: Tuna at August 23, 2017 05:38 PM (jm1YL) 495
I thought it was Robbie Mook catching a flying ashtray from that which will never be POTUS. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:38 PM (mbhDw) 496
Listening as is often to sports radio in Philadelphia to a non espn channel. I know from listening to him hes a Leftist. Anyway he is explaining why just to be safe it was best to change Robert Lee's game.
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 05:38 PM (pPKG5) Posted by: Arbalest at August 23, 2017 05:38 PM (FlRtG) Posted by: An Observation at August 23, 2017 05:38 PM (A23Ja) 499
Nurse, get me two Silly Putty containers, stat!
Posted by: ER Doc at August 23, 2017 05:39 PM (HgMAr) 500
I guaran-damn-tee this guy is going to show up w/lawyer and try to sure the cops for shooting his dick off.
doubt it? 24 hours ago you would have called me koo-koo for coco puffs if I had said a guy named Robert Lee would get removed from doing his job. Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 05:39 PM (FZYNt) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2017 05:39 PM (pNxlR) Posted by: Mama AJ at August 23, 2017 05:39 PM (wwL6Q) 503
Top of the world, ma! Top of the OWWWWWWW!!!! Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 05:39 PM (OE2ur) 504
You insensitive pricks!
Posted by: John Bobbit at August 23, 2017 05:39 PM (tbOMB) 505
Conan....What is best in life?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 05:39 PM (J+eG2) Posted by: JAS at August 23, 2017 05:39 PM (UnDQI) 507
Q: What did the pepper shot say before being expelled out the gun?
Nothing for it lads! Once more unto the breeches! Yaaaa! (phhhpooont) Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2017 05:39 PM (hcyUh) 508
Someone HAS to find out who that cop was so we can start a gofundme page for him. I bet we could pay for their kids college.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 05:40 PM (Njv7i) 509
Somebody said something like it up thread, but honestly and seriously, from a public relations perspective this is huge. The media tried to portray these assholes as equivalent to d-day vets at Normandy, but really they're pathetic losers who take it in the nuts.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 23, 2017 05:40 PM (sqpGi) 510
>>>>>"So that Valerie Plame buffoon is trying to raise enough money to buy a
controlling stake in Twitter, so she can have Trump kicked off?" In order to, as she says -- really! honestly!!! -- prevent a nuclear war. As though POTUS Trump would be Tweeting the launch codes. . . .Not like I lost mine more than a time or three.... Posted by: William "Jefferson" Clinton at August 23, 2017 05:40 PM (0pcwX) Posted by: JEM at August 23, 2017 05:40 PM (TppKb) 512
Look, Ma! No glands!
Posted by: AntiFa Jr. at August 23, 2017 05:40 PM (tbOMB) 513
The good news is... you'll live.
The nurse here will tell you the bad news. Posted by: ER Doc at August 23, 2017 05:40 PM (HgMAr) 514
@500: "doubt it? 24 hours ago you would have called me koo-koo for coco puffs
if I had said a guy named Robert Lee would get removed from doing his job." Why all the fuss over someone named Lobelt Lee? Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 23, 2017 05:40 PM (rznWS) 515
It's a shame they couldn't nut-punch these entitled bozos:
[MA gubernatorial candidate Chris] Kennedy's brother Max and niece Caroline being arrested after allegedly "inciting...a mob," according to a police report. The police report alleges a "sweating" and "unsteady" Max Kennedy "immediately became angry" when an officer showed up at the residence, amid noise complaints Sunday night. Rather than accommodate the request to turn down music, guests turned the music up, the report says.Then "(Max) Kennedy responded by now screaming incoherently at the wall," according to the report. "When he hit the wall, he grabbed a wall cabinet (filled with glass valuables) and threw it, smashing the contents. I attempted to ask Kennedy why he was acting like this."As Max Kennedy was arrested, 10 people in the room surrounded the officer and yelled at him "You don't know who you're messing with," according to the report. Among the crowd, Max Kennedy's 22-year-old daughter Caroline --- Chris's niece --- tried to open the cruiser door, the report states, adding that the father and daughter had "incited this crowd into an angry mob." Following her arrest, Caroline Kennedy told cops, "I went to Brown and I'm a teacher, sweetheart!" before sticking out her tongue and bursting into tears, according to the report. Yes, they're part of *that* Kennedy clan. Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 05:40 PM (NOIQH) 516
487 483 They're going after the statue of Admiral Lord Nelson in Trafalger Square because he made the sea safe for the slave trade.
-------------------------- Sheesh. I thought it was because he symbolizes the opposition to European Union. Heh. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 23, 2017 05:36 PM (0jtPF) Because he oppressed Jeannie. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:37 PM (mbhDw) -------------------------------- Damn. Soooo many reasons to bring ol' Nelson down. Almost as bad as Jefferson. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 23, 2017 05:40 PM (0jtPF) 517
504 You insensitive pricks!
Posted by: John Bobbit at August 23, 2017 05:39 PM (tbOMB) Well, you two have that in common now, at any rate. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2017 05:41 PM (hcyUh) 518
266 This kind of stuff is 100x more effective than the most well-thought out and researched essay. Progressives are getting slaughtered in the meme war, and it's hurting them.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2017 04:50 PM (b+8Ki) ---- Yes. Lowest common denominator approach. Also, ESPN move with Robert Lee very effective. Posted by: Gorilla gumdrop at August 23, 2017 05:41 PM (faqzI) 519
The broadcaster Robert Lee is probably on board with it,especially since they gave him a better game anyway.
Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 05:41 PM (rmVvL) 520
Even Kat gets Politically correct means not offending the Left,
maybe she doesn't need a spanking after all Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 05:41 PM (pPKG5) 521
394 Somewhere in Arizona a mother is noticing a troubling stain on her son's favorite pair of Care Bears Underoos.
________________ More likely the loser probably limped back to the dorms at ASU, where his fellow "womyn's studies"-major bunk mates commiserated with him and offered to kiss it and make it better. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 23, 2017 05:41 PM (QbiyL) 522
Listening as is often to sports radio in Philadelphia to a non espn channel. I know from listening to him hes a Leftist. Anyway he is explaining why just to be safe it was best to change Robert Lee's game.
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 05:38 PM (pPKG5) Safe? Was Robert Lee being in Virginia going to allow him to march the Confederate Army on DC? Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 05:42 PM (OE2ur) 523
[MA gubernatorial candidate Chris] Kennedy's brother Max and niece Caroline being arrested after allegedly "inciting...a mob," according to a police report.
The police report alleges a "sweating" and "unsteady" Max Kennedy "immediately became angry" when an officer showed up at the residence, amid noise complaints Sunday night. Rather than accommodate the request to turn down music, guests turned the music up, the report says.Then "(Max) Kennedy responded by now screaming incoherently at the wall," according to the report. "When he hit the wall, he grabbed a wall cabinet (filled with glass valuables) and threw it, smashing the contents. I attempted to ask Kennedy why he was acting like this."As Max Kennedy was arrested, 10 people in the room surrounded the officer and yelled at him "You don't know who you're messing with," according to the report. ---- Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 23, 2017 05:42 PM (nILVB) 524
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Local DC news is freaking out about Robert Lee story on ESPN. This channel is reliably lefty. Trump, man. I just don't get tired of winning. Posted by: blaster at August 23, 2017 05:08 PM (jHrzU) Freaking out about what? His name? That he was pulled? Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 05:42 PM (Enq6K) 525
The rubber shot falls upon my balls, for that's the way we go;
Forty bucks a day is riot pay, in the Soros army-o! Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 23, 2017 05:42 PM (AM1GF) 526
The liberals are breaking themselves. Had no idea where S.E. CUPP went, but Instapundit linked her. I love the title: S.E. CUPP: AFTER ESPN'S ROBERT LEE MOMENT AND OTHER INSANITY, IT'S CLEAR: TRUMP HAS WON THE MONUMENT DEBATE. "The decision to remove an Asian-American announcer named Robert Lee from calling University of Virginia's home opener -- 'simply because of the coincidence of his name,' as ESPN inexplicably admits -- unsurprisingly lit up the Internet with outrage, jokes and memes. It also rendered inarguably true the assertion made by President Trump himself as well as many others that this debate will descend quickly and embarrassingly down a slippery slope. I'd argue the pre-emptive removal of an Asian-American sportscaster, who had nothing to do with the Civil War or slavery, from a college football game simply because his name sounds similar doesn't represent a gradual slope, but a 1000-foot cliff." Political correctness is infantilizing. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 23, 2017 05:42 PM (fceHP) 527
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Even Kat gets Politically correct means not offending the Left, maybe she doesn't need a spanking after all Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 05:41 PM (pPKG5) Better stick to the plan, just to be sure. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 23, 2017 05:42 PM (tbOMB) 528
Yes, they're part of *that* Kennedy clan.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 05:40 PM (NOIQH) Drunk, inbred and retarded is no way to go through life. Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 05:43 PM (0mRoj) 529
"Thigh my eye, he rung his chimes! I could hear it all the way up here!" - - Phil Rizzuto (never gets old, that story) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:43 PM (mbhDw) 530
507 Q: What did the pepper shot say before being expelled out the gun?
Nothing for it lads! Once more unto the breeches! Yaaaa! (phhhpooont) Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2017 05:39 PM (hcyUh) Unto the britches! Posted by: Jack Sock at August 23, 2017 05:43 PM (glJL/) 531
Lee went along with it because no doubt he's aware of Politically correctness, pleasing the Left which ESPN is.
How long would he be there if he raised a stink about this? Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 05:44 PM (pPKG5) 532
>>Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Cocaine + arrogance They sure do rack up a lot of arrests and other deviance as "American royalty" Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 05:44 PM (NOIQH) 533
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The broadcaster Robert Lee is probably on board with it,especially since they gave him a better game anyway. Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 05:41 PM (rmVvL) Ah, Professional Sports... It is funny how easy it was for me to ignore the whole industry... and with no negative impact on me at all.. guess I wasn't addicted after all.. Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 05:44 PM (zSVEm) 534
Progressives are getting slaughtered in the meme war, and it's hurting them.
== They should be getting slaughtered. Their political position is basically that *they* are life's losers (and allies-of-losers) and we are the winners. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 23, 2017 05:45 PM (OVUYQ) 535
In what universe are these vermin peace activists? Praise them however you want but they are not peace activists.
Mind you the same people calling them peace activists would call Mother Theresa a hate monger. Posted by: Northernlurker at August 23, 2017 05:45 PM (nBr1j) Posted by: OCBill at August 23, 2017 05:45 PM (df+Zi) 537
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The broadcaster Robert Lee is probably on board with it,especially since they gave him a better game anyway. Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 05:41 PM (rmVvL) Ah, Professional Sports... It is funny how easy it was for me to ignore the whole industry... and with no negative impact on me at all.. guess I wasn't addicted after all.. Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 05:44 PM (zSVEm) Lucky for me I already didn't give a shit. Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 05:45 PM (0mRoj) 538
I think we've run this one into the ground. Similar to the way this guy crumpled into the ground in excruciating pain after a pepper ball hit him in the nuts, much to the enjoyment of many citizens of our great nation.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 05:45 PM (O5Q3r) 539
what is this ESPN, of which you speak?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 05:45 PM (J+eG2) 540
This old 10cc song would work pretty well with this vid:
"Rubber Bullets" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dTnvhGHDGA Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2017 05:45 PM (9q7Dl) 541
I hope the president and his staff had a jolly time watching that video over and over again.
Posted by: Tuna at August 23, 2017 05:45 PM (jm1YL) 542
In what universe are these vermin peace activists? Praise them however you want but they are not peace activists.
Mind you the same people calling them peace activists would call Mother Theresa a hate monger. Posted by: Northernlurker at August 23, 2017 05:45 PM (nBr1j) War is Peace, man... War is Peace. Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 05:45 PM (9nCnN) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:46 PM (mbhDw) 544
Mitch the Bitch's approval rating up to a big 9%.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 23, 2017 05:46 PM (Nwg0u) 545
535 In what universe are these vermin peace activists? Praise them however you want but they are not peace activists.
Mind you the same people calling them peace activists would call Mother Theresa a hate monger. Posted by: Northernlurker at August 23, 2017 05:45 PM (nBr1j) They're peace activists when their cheerleaders and propagandists say they are. Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 05:46 PM (0mRoj) 546
Got free Sirius again, whoo hooo
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 05:46 PM (pPKG5) 547
542 Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 05:45 PM (9nCnN)
My favorite peace activists are the USMC. And SAC. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:46 PM (mbhDw) 548
Ignorant fascist now on the waiting list for one of Uncle Bob's plastic nuts.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 23, 2017 04:38 PM (mQ0Mc) We already signed an exclusive sponsorship. Posted by: Neuticles, Inc. at August 23, 2017 05:46 PM (tbOMB) 549
This was nice but a good Hickory shampoo still would have been better.I'm fond of water cannon too....
Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 05:47 PM (rmVvL) 550
"Progressives are getting slaughtered in the meme war, and it's hurting them. "
Remember when liberals would mock the 101st Fighting Keyboardists? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 05:47 PM (J+eG2) 551
544 Mitch the Bitch's approval rating up to a big 9%.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 23, 2017 05:46 PM (Nwg0u) Wow, it was 18% like two days ago. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:47 PM (mbhDw) 552
We'd put a splint on it but... you'll get used to peeing around corners.
Posted by: ER Doc at August 23, 2017 05:34 PM (HgMAr) OTOH, you'll have a great future protesting with the Transgender Liberation Front, making an eloquent pee for peace. Posted by: ER Anesthesiologist at August 23, 2017 05:47 PM (3C9q2) 553
Mitch the Bitch's approval rating up to a big 9%.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 23, 2017 05:46 PM (Nwg0u) Do they have recall petitions in Kentucky? Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 05:47 PM (9nCnN) 554
Trains opened the West to imperialist oppression of native Americans. Boycott Amtrak!
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 23, 2017 05:48 PM (QtQaN) 555
552 We'd put a splint on it but... you'll get used to peeing around corners.
Put a camera on it and you've got CornerShot. Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 05:48 PM (0mRoj) 556
549 This was nice but a good Hickory shampoo still would have been better.I'm fond of water cannon too....
Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 05:47 PM (rmVvL) The optics are better. And funnier! Reminds me of that scene from "Men at Work" after Charlie Sheen shoots someone with a BB gun: "It lets me seriously aggravate a situation without actually changing the course of history." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:48 PM (mbhDw) 557
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Mitch the Bitch's approval rating up to a big 9%. Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 23, 2017 05:46 PM (Nwg0u) Do they have recall petitions in Kentucky? Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 05:47 PM (9nCnN) Ah, but the bacon, red, he brings it... Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 05:48 PM (zSVEm) 558
I bet this goof wished that instead of a peace activist that he was a CODPIECE ACTIVIST.
Thanks. Enjoy the veal. Posted by: Minuteman at August 23, 2017 05:49 PM (3E3o3) Posted by: An Observation at August 23, 2017 05:49 PM (A23Ja) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 05:49 PM (oVJmc) 561
ack.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 05:49 PM (oVJmc) 562
Hillary reading parts of her book released today
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 05:49 PM (pPKG5) 563
I also advocate for the people scoops like in Soylent Green....
Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 05:49 PM (rmVvL) 564
kraken: "Ah, Professional Sports... It is funny how easy it was for me to ignore the whole industry..."
Choreography For Dudes. Do they get that they aren't warring gladiators; they're entertainers dancing for nice dinners? That were they to completely disappear from Earth, the planet would actually get more productive? And more intelligent? Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 23, 2017 05:50 PM (H8S+R) 565
"itch the Bitch's approval rating up to a big 9%. "
Still waiting for the first poll after Maryland's Governor, Larry Hogan decided that doing shit under cover of darkness was so much more legit looking than removing the statue in broad daylight, with a strong warning of obedience to the law, and a National Guard presence to get the point across. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 05:50 PM (J+eG2) 566
562 Hillary reading parts of her book released today
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 05:49 PM (pPKG5) Sham I am. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:50 PM (mbhDw) 567
Ever eat a pine cone? Many parts are edible.
Posted by: Euell Gibbons for Grape Nuts at August 23, 2017 05:50 PM (HgMAr) 568
@515:"Yes, they're part of *that* Kennedy clan."
Do you think any Kennedy ever says: "I need [X] like I need a hole in my head"? Because that really seems to work for them. Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 23, 2017 05:50 PM (rznWS) 569
562 Hillary reading parts of her book released today Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 05:49 PM (pPKG5) For the first time... Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 05:51 PM (zSVEm) 570
562 Hillary reading parts of her book released today
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 05:49 PM (pPKG5) Sloshed out of her gourd, mispronouncing all the names, she looks up, stops reading, and stammers out: "You know, this is pretty good! Who wrote this? (hic)" Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2017 05:51 PM (hcyUh) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2017 05:51 PM (MINbv) 572
Find that cop and set up a gofundme! I'm not kidding.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 05:51 PM (Njv7i) 573
I really like Sirius, just a disagreement between us keeps me away from buying it, even for dirt cheep occasionally
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 05:51 PM (pPKG5) 574
Maybe late to the party with this one, but has anyone checked out Bing?
Serendipity. Your word for the day. Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2017 05:51 PM (MCEs2) 575
>>>There going after the statue of Admiral Lord Nelson in Trafalger Square because he made the sea safe for the slave trade.
Isn't that ableism? Nelson was blind in one eye and had only one arm. These people are ableist bigots using their privilege to oppress the cripples. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 23, 2017 05:52 PM (/qEW2) 576
563 I also advocate for the people scoops like in Soylent Green....
Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 05:49 PM (rmVvL) I'd prefer something like a cross between a combine harvester and a reel mower. Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 05:52 PM (0mRoj) 577
I also advocate for the people scoops like in Soylent Green....
Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 05:49 PM (rmVvL) Soylent Green Now flavored with Pachouli and Unwashed Ass!!! Available at Kroger's. Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2017 05:52 PM (9q7Dl) 578
"Hillary reading parts of her book released today "
Steyn was riffing on the book today. Hilarious. Posted by: Tuna at August 23, 2017 05:52 PM (jm1YL) 579
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"You know, this is pretty good! Who wrote this? (hic)" Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2017 05:51 PM (hcyUh) What was the name of the drunk soldier on F-Troop? TROOPER DUDELSON! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:52 PM (mbhDw) 580
Geez, now that cop has gone and done it. He taunted Happy Fun Ball.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 23, 2017 05:52 PM (rznWS) 581
I've been wanting to see a version of that video in slow motion. We need the full glory of the hit. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 23, 2017 05:53 PM (fceHP) 582
How much would PDT's approval rating go up if he posted the clip, with a simple "sad" as the caption?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 23, 2017 05:53 PM (JyFLk) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2017 05:53 PM (MINbv) 584
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I've been wanting to see a version of that video in slow motion. We need the full glory of the hit. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 23, 2017 05:53 PM (fceHP) Check out the first or second one linked up top. It's slo-mo and it is most exquisite! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:53 PM (mbhDw) 585
577 I also advocate for the people scoops like in Soylent Green....
Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 05:49 PM (rmVvL) Soylent Green Now flavored with Pachouli and Unwashed Ass!!! Available at Kroger's. Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2017 05:52 PM (9q7Dl) And Whole Foods. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2017 05:54 PM (xJa6I) 586
583 Soylent Green
Now with real mesquite flavor! Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2017 05:53 PM (MINbv) The kosher version has real "meeskeit" flavor. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:54 PM (mbhDw) 587
"There going after the statue of Admiral Lord Nelson in Trafalger Square because he made the sea safe for the slave trade. "
The word Trade implies that there was an exchange of items of value amongst two or more parties.. Are we missing something in the broad rush to judgement of all Caucasians? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 05:54 PM (J+eG2) 588
Do they have recall petitions in Kentucky?
Posted by: redbanzai I was thinking the same about AZ. Would have been a nice touch for the rally if so. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 23, 2017 05:54 PM (/qEW2) 589
>>Soylent Green
Now flavored with Pachouli and Unwashed Ass!!! Available at Kroger's. Sadly, someone is already selling that - it's a soy-based beverage. Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 05:54 PM (NOIQH) 590
The second the dude gets wacked in the nuts would be an awesome "Un-Motivational" poster.
Needs a caption contest. Posted by: Antifa Wet Nurse at August 23, 2017 05:55 PM (MCEs2) 591
587 "There going after the statue of Admiral Lord Nelson in Trafalger Square because he made the sea safe for the slave trade. "
The word Trade implies that there was an exchange of items of value amongst two or more parties.. Are we missing something in the broad rush to judgement of all Caucasians? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 05:54 PM (J+eG2) For those playing along in Black Studies 2.1, there would be no slave trade were it not for black Africans who sold their brethren to the white folk. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:56 PM (mbhDw) 592
Sadly, someone is already selling that - it's a soy-based beverage.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 05:54 PM (NOIQH) I've heard of this. I've also heard it's disgusting. Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 05:56 PM (0mRoj) 593
I like Sirius, too. We have it in both cars and in house. Its nice since we cut the cable. We have music instead.
Posted by: Abby at August 23, 2017 05:56 PM (HBU7W) 594
I'll leave you with this. The video with this song over it. Well here comes antifa, got his prick in his hand, he's a one nut man and it's off to the rodeo....get out the way, you piss me off, you fucking jerk....
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 05:56 PM (Njv7i) 595
590 The second the dude gets wacked in the nuts would be an awesome "Un-Motivational" poster.
Needs a caption contest. Posted by: Antifa Wet Nurse at August 23, 2017 05:55 PM (MCEs2) "You had one brain cell...." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:56 PM (mbhDw) 596
I just love my pepper balls.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 23, 2017 05:56 PM (Tyii7) 597
Check out the first or second one linked up top. It's slo-mo and it is most exquisite!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:53 PM (mbhDw) Thanks J.J. Hilarious. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 23, 2017 05:56 PM (fceHP) 598
"For those playing along in Black Studies 2.1, there would be no slave trade were it not for black Africans who sold their brethren to the white folk."
They were tempted by the Whites, who are doubly guilty for it. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2017 05:57 PM (+7/1f) 599
I'm thinking I need to start a campaign of calling my satellite TV company to complain that I don't have a non ESPN option and demanding that they give me one.
In my dream someone would gin up a movement to the point that comcast, directTV etc were asking congress to implement ala-carte because they had so many irate customers complaining about paying for EPSN etc and making noises about dropping TV service and just using ROKU, net flicks etc or at minimum going "we will switch to the first non ESPN, non CNN etc option that comes up" Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 23, 2017 05:57 PM (eASYU) 600
S.E. CUPP: AFTER ESPN'S ROBERT LEE MOMENT AND OTHER INSANITY, IT'S CLEAR: TRUMP HAS WON THE MONUMENT DEBATE.
"... It also rendered inarguably true the assertion made by President Trump himself as well as many others that this debate will descend quickly and embarrassingly down a slippery slope..[This] doesn't represent a gradual slope, but a 1000-foot cliff." Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 23, 2017 05:42 PM (fceHP) She's just over-reacting. I bet she doesn't live within 10 miles of any Confederate statue. Posted by: Strwberry Shortcake Guy at August 23, 2017 05:57 PM (5Yee7) 601
I remember an incident at summer camp where a friend who worked on the waterski dock had gasoline leak from the jerry can and onto his nuts. Dropped everything and ran shrieking into the water. Napalm burning sensation persisted for several minutes. Glad it was not me. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:58 PM (mbhDw) 602
593 I like Sirius, too. We have it in both cars and in house. Its nice since we cut the cable. We have music instead.
Posted by: Abby at August 23, 2017 05:56 PM (HBU7W) I like Sirius... I really liked the angsty angst that good ol' Earl Bailey had after the election... poor little guy... I bet he had a good cry... Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 05:58 PM (zSVEm) 603
"There going after the statue of Admiral Lord Nelson in Trafalger Square because he made the sea safe for the slave trade. "
Yes. Stop making things safe, because bad things. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 05:58 PM (oVJmc) 604
595 590 The second the dude gets wacked in the nuts would be an awesome "Un-Motivational" poster.
Needs a caption contest. Posted by: Antifa Wet Nurse at August 23, 2017 05:55 PM (MCEs2) Bravado: just because you think you've got balls doesn't mean you can't get shot in them Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 05:59 PM (0mRoj) 605
See the right arm hang. That's a dead giveaway for a direct hit on the nuts.
Word of the day kids is orchiectomy. . Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2017 05:59 PM (A7DN1) Posted by: The Schwede/Pepper Confectionary Company at August 23, 2017 05:59 PM (J+eG2) 607
Anyone notice the protestor in the purple tshirt and skinny jeans standing next to the unfortunate lad? He was giving the finger to the cops but dropped his hand right quick when his fellow scumbag got hit. Coward.
Posted by: Tuna at August 23, 2017 05:59 PM (jm1YL) 608
"For those playing along in Black Studies 2.1, there would be no slave trade were it not for black Africans who sold their brethren to the white folk." They didn't sell them to white folk they sold them to muslims first who turned around and sold them to white folk Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 05:59 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 05:59 PM (mbhDw) 610
To all the triggered antifa leftist losers (o.k. redundant I know) Give me all your cash, it's got pictures of slaveholders on it! And that's rayycisst! IF you don't want to be a rayycisst, give me your money!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 06:00 PM (Njv7i) 611
I bet he's got him some schweaty balls now.
Posted by: Beer Is Good For You at August 23, 2017 06:00 PM (952c0) 612
484 Don't ball me, Bro.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 05:36 PM (QQ+il) ------ Lolz. Maybe Antifa needs to make signs like that for next time. Posted by: Gorilla gumdrop at August 23, 2017 06:00 PM (faqzI) 613
How much would PDT's approval rating go up if he posted the clip, with a simple "sad" as the caption?
--- OMG. That would be awesome beyond words. Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 06:01 PM (aT+Bx) 614
The big question. Did he mince over to that tear gas canister before he kicked it? Flounce? Sashay? Prance?
Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 06:01 PM (O5Q3r) 615
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"For those playing along in Black Studies 2.1, there would be no slave trade were it not for black Africans who sold their brethren to the white folk." They didn't sell them to white folk they sold them to muslims first who turned around and sold them to white folk Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 23, 2017 05:59 PM (lKyWE) Adding a middle man does not negate the veracity of my claim. QED. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 06:01 PM (mbhDw) 616
@590: "The second the dude gets wacked in the nuts would be an awesome "Un-Motivational" poster.
Needs a caption contest." SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER You Don't Want To Be There When Power Issues Its Rebuttal Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 23, 2017 06:01 PM (rznWS) 617
The oldest Kennedy daughter got a hole in the head.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2017 06:02 PM (89T5c) 618
Ma, can I come home now? *sob*
Posted by: Pepper Balls Pajama Boy at August 23, 2017 06:02 PM (Tyii7) 619
They didn't sell them to white folk they sold them to muslims first who turned around and sold them to white folk"
Wait a minute. I thought Muslims invented slavery. They want to claim to be the creators of every damn other thing in the universe. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice illage Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 06:02 PM (J+eG2) 620
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To all the triggered antifa leftist losers (o.k. redundant I know) Give me all your cash, it's got pictures of slaveholders on it! And that's rayycisst! IF you don't want to be a rayycisst, give me your money! Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 06:00 PM ( Anybody know if the Tubman woman is still going to be on the $20? Who else will they use for other denominations? Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 06:02 PM (zSVEm) 621
Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 06:00 PM
Except most of those losers are already cashless society and only use their debit card from acct daddy refills, or EBT card that uncle Sugar refills etc. Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 23, 2017 06:02 PM (eASYU) Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 06:02 PM (8b+oT) 623
How much would PDT's approval rating go up if he posted the clip, with a simple "sad" as the caption?
Send it to the WH, Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 06:02 PM (iVOAv) 624
Look at it this way, the momzer is half way through his transition because of one well-aimed shot. Winning. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 06:03 PM (mbhDw) 625
598 "For those playing along in Black Studies 2.1, there would be no slave trade were it not for black Africans who sold their brethren to the white folk." They were tempted by the Whites, who are doubly guilty for it. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2017 05:57 PM (+7/1f) This just demonstrates that property is the issue. Posted by: The Inevitable Anarchist Retard In Your Dorm at August 23, 2017 06:03 PM (CPk08) 626
I have a feeling him and Kaeperdick jersey guy will both be kneeling during the anthem, one out of necessity.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 06:03 PM (Njv7i) 627
"To the Police commander: Nuts! The Antifa commander."
"To the Antifa commander: OK then. The Police commander." Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2017 06:03 PM (hcyUh) 628
He prolly thought that, "Hey, the TV cameras are rolling, I got a mask on, the crowd is backing up, I'll run out and get on the News. One day, I'll tell the kids, 'See Dad was a very brave protester'" and meanwhile be a bit of a celebrity amongst my antifa bros and sisters."
Not quite to plan, it seems but he did get sorta famous. Posted by: oddnot is fed up at August 23, 2017 06:03 PM (g1MTt) 629
Fat kid......he needs to protest more and move around to help him lose the lard. Gainzzzzzzzzz.
If we are gonna have to fight these bastards I would hope they bring their A game. That fat kid would earn a toe tag mighty quick. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 23, 2017 06:03 PM (5VlCp) 630
...yay the police actually respond
Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 06:04 PM (Z0FfH) 631
622 Subway should name a Smashed Meatball Sub sandwich after the guy.
The guy who shot him, that is. Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 06:02 PM (8b+oT Mushed meatball with pepper and jack cheese on half a scooped out bagel. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 06:04 PM (mbhDw) 632
Did he mince over to that tear gas canister before he kicked it? Flounce? Sashay? Prance?
He did the can-can. Posted by: Basement Cat at August 23, 2017 06:04 PM (3C9q2) Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 23, 2017 06:04 PM (rznWS) 634
He prolly thought that, "Hey, the TV cameras are rolling, I got a mask on, the crowd is backing up, I'll run out and get on the News. One day, I'll tell the kids, 'See Dad was a very brave protester'" and meanwhile be a bit of a celebrity amongst my antifa bros and sisters."
Not quite to plan, it seems but he did get sorta famous. Posted by: oddnot is fed up at August 23, 2017 06:03 PM .............Peenomen square. Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 06:04 PM (Njv7i) 635
627 "To the Police commander: Nuts! The Antifa commander."
"To the Antifa commander: OK then. The Police commander." Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2017 06:03 PM (hcyUh) Make that TERRY McAuliffe instead of Tony. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 06:04 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Bon Jovi at August 23, 2017 06:04 PM (8b+oT) 637
Motivational Poster using Han Solo on top half and Dick-Honing Tear Gas Cannister Guy on bottom:
"Don't get cocky, kid!" Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 23, 2017 06:05 PM (H8S+R) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice illage Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 06:05 PM (J+eG2) 639
If I make a 'ment here, a nood will appear. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2017 06:05 PM (XBU5E) 640
We were praying for a forfeit.
Posted by: Cleveland Browns Matters at August 23, 2017 06:05 PM (Tyii7) 641
Wait a minute.
I thought Muslims invented slavery. They want to claim to be the creators of every damn other thing in the universe. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice illage Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 06:02 PM (J+eG2) It was the Posted by: Saeb Erekat at August 23, 2017 06:05 PM (CPk08) 642
Honeywell gas mask... $525.71.
Colin Kaepernick jersey... $59.99. Getting shot in the nuts by a pepper ball... priceless. Posted by: An Observation at August 23, 2017 06:05 PM (A23Ja) 643
...eventually Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2017 06:05 PM (XBU5E) 644
Did he mince over to that tear gas canister before he kicked it? Flounce? Sashay? Prance?
He's limp-wristed all the way down to his ankles. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 06:05 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: JEM at August 23, 2017 06:05 PM (TppKb) 646
Goodness gracious. Great balls of Beanbag. Posted by: Jerry Li Lewis at August 23, 2017 06:06 PM (t6XCL) 647
Mushed meatball with pepper and jack cheese on half a scooped out bagel.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton ----- And some onions, so you'll cry! Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 06:06 PM (8b+oT) 648
I never realized how many people in this country need to be slapped silly. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2017 06:06 PM (XBU5E) 649
Peenomen Square. I was there man! It was epic!
Posted by: Anqueefa Loser at August 23, 2017 06:06 PM (Njv7i) 650
"623 How much would PDT's approval rating go up if he posted the clip, with a simple "sad" as the caption?
Send it to the WH," My thoughts exactly. We should all send that suggestion.. Posted by: Tuna at August 23, 2017 06:06 PM (jm1YL) 651
647 Mushed meatball with pepper and jack cheese on half a scooped out bagel.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton ----- And some onions, so you'll cry! Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 06:06 PM (8b+oT) And relish.... for us. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 06:06 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 06:06 PM (iVOAv) 653
I have to give some credit to the guy that actually helped him up and away. The rest of them did nothing for their comrade.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 06:07 PM (iVOAv) 654
This should send Antifa recruiting through the roof.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 06:07 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Deez Nuts at August 23, 2017 06:07 PM (A23Ja) Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 06:08 PM (8b+oT) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 06:08 PM (mbhDw) 658
I thought Muslims invented slavery.
Invent's a little strong but yeah, they enslaved everyone- White Europeans, Black Africans, slaves in Asia- everyone was grist for the museum's slavery mill. (Notice there are essentially no Black people in Saudi Arabia these days....Wha' happen?) Timbuktu the huge Black Kingdom of Central Africa was huge cuz it was the center of the Black on Black Slave Trade, and, surprise!, it was set up by the muslims. Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2017 06:08 PM (9q7Dl) 659
"Peenomen Square. I was there man! It was epic!"
Poke'mon Square? Yup, those were my salad days. Posted by: Charles Gibson at August 23, 2017 06:08 PM (J+eG2) 660
Sniff sniff
Makes me proud to have worn a badge Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 23, 2017 06:08 PM (EPtLe) 661
Getting close to that all 6 number again
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 06:09 PM (pPKG5) 662
Should've called Tom Brady. He knows a thing or two about deflated balls.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 06:09 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 06:09 PM (Z0FfH) 664
654 This should send Antifa recruiting through the roof.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 06:07 PM (oVJmc) As long as they are never made out to be martyrs. Humiliate the living shit out of them all day every day. More like this, please. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 06:09 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 06:09 PM (LTHVh) 666
Summer sale! Get ready for hockey and protests right here!
Posted by: Hockey Goalie Cup Warehouse at August 23, 2017 06:09 PM (zgOhJ) Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2017 06:09 PM (9q7Dl) 668
666 dance
Posted by: Taggert at August 23, 2017 06:09 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 06:10 PM (J+eG2) 670
Gainzz, bro? How you like these Gainzz? 26 year old bodybuilder/youtuber/heavy steroid user Dallas McCarver found dead yesterday with FOOD LODGED IN HIS THROAT. He literally choked to death on his pre-workout meal. THAT'S dedication to Gainzz. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2017 06:10 PM (XBU5E) 671
665 I'm adding 'yarbles' to my vocabulary.
I just have to use it three times in conversation today. Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 06:09 PM (LTHVh) Wait, you've never seen "A Clockwork Orange?" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 06:10 PM (mbhDw) 672
the devil-dance
Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 06:10 PM (Z0FfH) 673
Not getting the Comment of the Beast was like getting kicked in the yarbles.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 06:10 PM (LTHVh) 674
Peanuts... for target practice. Wish I'd thought of that.
Posted by: George Washington Carver at August 23, 2017 06:10 PM (8b+oT) 675
"What a week for Limbaugh to vacation. He would be all over this non-stop. "
He always manages to be away when something big happens. Steyn was very entertaining today though. Posted by: Tuna at August 23, 2017 06:11 PM (jm1YL) 676
670
Gainzz, bro? How you like these Gainzz? 26 year old bodybuilder/youtuber/heavy steroid user Dallas McCarver found dead yesterday with FOOD LODGED IN HIS THROAT. He literally choked to death on his pre-workout meal. THAT'S dedication to Gainzz. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2017 06:10 PM (XBU5E) Was Mama Cass' "Dream a Little Dream of Me" playing on his iPod? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 06:11 PM (mbhDw) 677
Meanwhile, Heavy Steroid User Rich Piana is still in a coma. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2017 06:11 PM (XBU5E) 678
Uncle George, can we have some nut colanders?
Posted by: Pepper Balls Pajama Boy at August 23, 2017 06:11 PM (Tyii7) 679
The yarbs on this guy!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 06:11 PM (LTHVh) 680
"Participation trophy" grade kicking of the gas canister, too, you wuss... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2017 06:11 PM (pNxlR) 681
669 You got to know when to hold 'em...
Know when to fold.... Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 06:10 PM (J+eG2) Or tuck them, as the case may be. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 06:11 PM (mbhDw) 682
...ham sandwich"?
Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 06:12 PM (Z0FfH) 683
She's just over-reacting. I bet she doesn't live within 10 miles of any Confederate statue.
Posted by: Strwberry Shortcake Guy at August 23, 2017 05:57 PM (5Yee7) Berry well played. He's had it coming for a while now. Posted by: @TheRealStrawberryShortcake at August 23, 2017 06:12 PM (/qEW2) 684
That ain't funny.
Posted by: MAGA at August 23, 2017 06:12 PM (Tyk2V) Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2017 06:12 PM (+7/1f) 686
Pamela Gellar has a write up on Muzzies and slavery, read it yesterday. Many Muzzies have only 'officially ' gave up slavery very recently. Some have yet to do that, the Koran allows it.
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 06:12 PM (pPKG5) 687
I was wondering to myself if Ace skipped the gainzz post last week because he didn't want to hear any of us warn him off his radical fasting. Now I'm wondering to myself if Ace is okay. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 06:46 PM Right As Usual Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2017 06:12 PM (XBU5E) 688
"Mom, can you please rub them some more. They still hurt".
Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2017 06:12 PM (A7DN1) 689
"Participation trophy" grade kicking of the gas canister, too, you wuss...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) ----- Mom said she'd kill him if he ruined another pair of sneakers. Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 06:12 PM (8b+oT) 690
Should've called Tom Brady. He knows a thing or two about deflated balls.
That made me sad. Guess I'll have to go bang the hell out of my supermodel wife until I feel better. Posted by: Tom Brady at August 23, 2017 06:13 PM (O5Q3r) 691
All Greek statues must be destroyed!
Posted by: Helots at August 23, 2017 06:13 PM (glJL/) 692
...if only; karan carpenter; been a long time...
Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 06:13 PM (Z0FfH) 693
674
Peanuts... for target practice. Wish I'd thought of that. Posted by: George Washington Carver at August 23, 2017 06:10 PM (8b+oT) Speaking of George Washington Carver... I'm waiting for the retaliatory demolition/ defacing of Black Statues by the HORDES of White Supremacists/ Nazis/ Right Wingers... methinks will be waiting for a long long long time... Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 06:13 PM (zSVEm) 694
Scrotum? Damn near killed him!
Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 06:14 PM (8b+oT) 695
>>>26 year old bodybuilder/youtuber/heavy steroid user Dallas McCarver found dead yesterday with FOOD LODGED IN HIS THROAT.
Dude. Rich Piana, the plastic muscle guy, is in a freaking coma. Coincidence? Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 06:14 PM (q177U) 696
Sissy never played kickball, that's for sure.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 06:14 PM (oVJmc) 697
karen
Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 06:14 PM (Z0FfH) 698
Fleet Admiral biting the bullet over the USS John McCain boondoggle
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 06:14 PM (pPKG5) 699
686 Pamela Gellar has a write up on Muzzies and slavery, read it yesterday. Many Muzzies have only 'officially ' gave up slavery very recently. Some have yet to do that, the Koran allows it.
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 06:12 PM (pPKG5) "The Koran allows it" is at the root of at least 80% of the misery and suffering on this planet in the last 1,400 years. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 06:14 PM (mbhDw) 700
Right As Usual Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2017 06:12 PM (XBU5E) ------- It was not the fasting that was the problem is was not drinking enough water. Big difference. Posted by: Seems Legit at August 23, 2017 06:15 PM (U+nHb) 701
I'm ok, I'm ok.
Posted by: The Canister at August 23, 2017 06:15 PM (rv0Fo) 702
Anyone notice that when a Black football player is running with the ball and is being CHASED by White Men it's like a scene in pre-Civil-War America? Time to ban football. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2017 06:15 PM (XBU5E) 703
Can we send the Phoenix PD a bit trophy with a#1, a bullseye and a pair of balls hanging from it.
The caption can read Ball Shot. Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2017 06:15 PM (A7DN1) Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 23, 2017 06:15 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 23, 2017 06:15 PM (EF7s0) 706
670
Gainzz, bro? How you like these Gainzz? 26 year old bodybuilder/youtuber/heavy steroid user Dallas McCarver found dead yesterday with FOOD LODGED IN HIS THROAT. He literally choked to death on his pre-workout meal. THAT'S dedication to Gainzz. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2017 06:10 PM (XBU5E) Was Mama Cass' "Dream a Little Dream of Me" playing on his iPod? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 06:11 PM (mbhDw) Hahaha....now that's funny! Everyone was screwing Michelle and no want wanted Fat Cass. Except Ham. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 23, 2017 06:15 PM (5VlCp) 707
It was not the fasting that was the problem is was not drinking enough water. Big difference. Water, my ass. Ace needs NUTRIENTS. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2017 06:15 PM (XBU5E) 708
If this thread continues for much longer we may have to tap the National Strategic Dick Joke Reserve.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 06:16 PM (Mouru) 709
Nood
Posted by: Tom Brady at August 23, 2017 06:17 PM (O5Q3r) 710
I found it 'funny' that steroid freak 47 year old Rich Piana outlived 26 yr old moderate-steroid-freak Dallas McCarver. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2017 06:17 PM (XBU5E) 711
Muzz slavery is more widespread than one thinks.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2017 06:17 PM (89T5c) 712
If this thread continues for much longer we may have to tap the National Strategic Dick Joke Reserve.
Posted by: Cicero ----- Actually, the antifa guy isn't going to need to have his balls amputated. Just wait two weeks, they'll fall off. Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 06:18 PM (8b+oT) 713
Nood MSM Genius Post
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 06:18 PM (Mouru) 714
707 It was not the fasting that was the problem is was not drinking enough water. Big difference. Water, my ass. Ace needs NUTRIENTS. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter So starvation is not a good diet plan?? Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 06:18 PM (zSVEm) 715
ESPN says the assignment change of Robert Lee was leaked to embarrass them.
One would think there own action would embarrass them, not that everyone knows about it. Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 06:18 PM (pPKG5) 716
Hope ace consumes some much needed Big Macs. Meanwhile we may need a cob to step into the breach.
Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 06:18 PM (q177U) Posted by: Barney Fwank at August 23, 2017 06:19 PM (8b+oT) 718
Bend over boy: I got Balls, Mutha!
Cops: Fire when ready, Gridley. Gridley: Target acquired and neutralized. Bend over boy: Erk! Posted by: Old Blue at August 23, 2017 06:19 PM (FAo3p) 719
nood
Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 06:19 PM (q177U) 720
""The Koran allows it" is at the root of at least 80% of the misery and suffering on this planet in the last 1,400 years."
And "The Koran Requires" pretty much picks up the rest of it. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 06:19 PM (J+eG2) 721
Most of the Muslim slave trade was East African. The males were usually castrated and the females were often not allowed to carry to term. The West African slave trade was mostly carried out by the Dutch and English and only about 7% went to the future US. They were fruitful and multiplied ( less disease than Brazil and the Indies. )
After the abolition of the slave trade, prisoners had no value and folks like the Zulu slaughtered their enemies who now had no value. It pretty much sucked to be black for much of recorded history unless you were from one of the powerful tribal groups. Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 23, 2017 06:19 PM (IfX9I) 722
@ 709- as a Rams fan; *I did build that...
Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 06:20 PM (Z0FfH) 723
Judges have recently started sentencing people to "social shaming", ie. standing out on a street corner with a sign like "I am a vandal", etc. like the stocks. Can we punish antifas by putting them in the stocks, and then allowing passersby to shoot rubber bullets at them for "target practice"?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 23, 2017 06:20 PM (/qEW2) 724
"Participation trophy" grade kicking of the gas canister, too, you wuss
Dude is lucky it wasn't an artillery canister of the Civil War variety. Posted by: Basement Cat at August 23, 2017 06:21 PM (3C9q2) Posted by: Pajama Boy at August 23, 2017 06:22 PM (t6XCL) 726
If only Ed Ames had been there with his tomahawk. . .
Posted by: mercenary13 at August 23, 2017 06:34 PM (BDCcu) 727
that gas mask really helped.
Posted by: jmp at August 23, 2017 06:38 PM (ctXeH) 728
In what respect, if any, did that differ from the punches to the balls his femnyst friends routinely administer to him? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2017 06:48 PM (pNxlR) 729
None, he doesn't have any balls. He's got a pussy.
Posted by: Gmac- at August 23, 2017 07:29 PM (4pjhs) Posted by: Joe Mama at August 23, 2017 07:34 PM (ifORZ) 731
Most surprising thing is the guy (apparently) actually has a pair. Generally don't see that from a lefty.
Posted by: DLC at August 23, 2017 08:31 PM (/fp4C) 732
I like that Kaepernick was there to save the day. Good to see him performing good deeds instead of just' sitting at home moping while he's unemployed
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