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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (7/19/17) Some Kind of An Edition

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(The USA. It's still the greatest country!)


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Quotes of The Day

Quote I

And I’ve learned from my experience that desire is 80% of achievement. That if you really, really want something, if you really, really, really want to do something, that the vast majority of achieving it is wanting it. I mean, really wanting it. Not a preference, and not, “Gee, I hope this.” I mean really wanting it. It is the desire that makes you do what you have to do to achieve. Rush Limbaugh


Limbaugh commenting on the Quisling Senate GOP and their "effort" to repeal Obamacare.


Quote II

We all know that Social Security is one of this country's greatest success stories in the 20th century. Mitch McConnell


Brilliant!!!!


Quote III

Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry. Ted Nugent


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National Hot Dog Day, YUMMY


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Everybody has given it their best shot. BULLSHIT!

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) told reporters that despite the Republicans’ inability to get enough votes to repeal and replace Obamacare, GOP lawmakers have “given it their best shot.”

“This has been a very, very challenging experience for all of us,” McConnell said when asked on Tuesday if he believes his leadership has been damaged by the healthcare debate.

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The Women's March headed to Saudi Arabia. Nah, just kidding.

Islam > Women, crickets.

A woman in Saudi Arabia has been arrested after a short Snapchat video showed her wearing a skirt and crop top in the desert heat.

Her outfit would be unremarkable in the U.S., but it violated Saudi Arabia's strict, conservative dress code for women. The footage went viral online over the weekend.

On Tuesday, Saudi Arabian state TV announced via Twitter that the woman had been taken into custody by police and that the case had been referred to the general prosecutor.

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Guilty until proven innocent. At least when it comes to forfeiture laws. A.G. Jeff Sessions issues new directives for civil forfeitures.

U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions said the Justice Department will issue new directives to increase the federal govenment's use of civil asset forfeiture, a controversial practice that allows law enforcement to seize property from suspected criminals without charging them with a crime.

Speaking at a National District Attorneys Association conference in Minneapolis Monday, Sessions said state and local law enforcement could expect changes from U.S. Attorneys in several areas: increased prosecution of gun crimes, immigration offenses, gang activity, and prescription drug abuse, as well as increased asset seizure by the federal government.


Sessions is just plain wrong on this. What was that movement we felt? Oh yeah, just the Founding Fathers rolling in their graves.

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San Francisco's KQED attacked by ransomware.

For the last month, San Francisco’s KQED has been recovering from a massive ransomware attack, the station revealed today to The San Francisco Chronicle. The infection began on June 15, but more than a month later, many crucial systems remain offline at the National Public Radio member-station.

“It’s like we’ve been bombed back to 20 years ago, technology-wise,” one senior editor told the Chronicle.

Guess they will need to have a couple more beg-a-thons.

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Freedom, the ability to move about as one pleases. What happens when you can't? Do you sue on the basis that human rights have been violated?

A disability rights group in New York City has filed a class-action lawsuit against Uber, alleging the company doesn’t do enough to provide for riders who need wheelchair-accessible vehicles.

The suit, filed today, says that the few wheelchair-accessible vehicles (WAVs) available in New York aren’t enough to accommodate the large disabled population — there are less than 100 to serve all five boroughs. It was brought by Disability Rights Advocates on behalf of a number of local advocacy groups.

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The ONT guesses that Tinker Toys, Lincoln Logs and Erector Sets are not considered smart toys. The F.B.I warns parents about toys that spy.

The FBI yesterday released a public service announcement (PSA) alerting parents to the dangers potentially imposed by smart toys.

The document warns that connected toys with microphones, GPS tracking, Wi-Fi, and/or bluetooth connectivity could be giving criminals access to private information about children and their families. This could lead to identity theft or worse:

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The ONT Musical Interlude

July 19, 1944, Born on this day, Commander Cody, (George Frayne), piano, vocals, Commander Cody And His Lost Planet Airmen, country rock group. via thisdayinmusic.com


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July 19, 1981, It was Roy Orbison Day in Odessa, Texas. Orbison was given the keys to the city, and performed for the crowd, the first time in Odessa in 15 years. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Nitwit? The ONT begs to differ. They aren't nitwits. They are felons.

Tens of thousands of minks on a central Minnesota farm were set free from their cages, unleashing the prized fur-bearing creatures into the dark of night, authorities said.

“These nitwits think they are doing something good,” Stearns County Sheriff Don Gudmundson said Monday, about a half-day after people he’s convinced are among militant animal rights advocates sneaked onto Lang Farms near Eden Valley sometime between 10:30 p.m. Sunday and 5:30 a.m. Monday.

The Sheriff’s Office put the value of the minks at more than $750,000.

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California continues to lead on "global warming". Cap & Trade.

California lawmakers voted to extend the state’s cap-and-trade program another 10 years on Monday night. The bill includes language that would gradually tighten restrictions on businesses, reducing the amount of greenhouse gases they’re allowed to put in the atmosphere by 40 percent by 2030.

California gov to work with China on clean energy tech, defying US reversal
California’s cap-and-trade market puts a limit on the amount of greenhouse gas (GHG) emissions that companies are allowed to put into the atmosphere, and it allows companies to buy and sell GHG credits. That means that a company whose business requires additional GHG emissions over the limit would have to buy credits in an auction. The more polluting that companies are collectively, the more credits are in demand, and the more costly it is to do business individually as a polluter.

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Guess what happens when food stamp recipients have to work? Ding, ding, ding, you're a winner.

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We've heard about the exploding costs of higher education. US students may have nothing to pay.

Some lucky Americans are finding that their huge piles of student debt may not actually exist. All thanks to a fluke in paperwork, rather than politics or beneficence.
The National Collegiate Student Loan Trusts are a collection of trusts that together comprise one of the US’s biggest owners of private student loans, possessing around 800,000 different loans totaling $12 billion. They aggressively hound student borrowers who fall behind on their bills and have brought tens of thousands of lawsuits against defaulters in the past five years


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How to survive a shark encounter Sharknado.

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Guns & Progressives. How to experience lunacy? Discuss guns with the left.

A useful way to experience the lunacy of Progressives is to discuss guns with your local lefty. Most people understand that gun control is worthless as a tool to control crime or even reduce gun accidents. The people using guns in crime are by definition not the sort to obey gun laws. Similarly, the people inclined to shoot themselves or friends while playing William Tell will find some way to off themselves, no matter what you do. The only result of gun control is to harass honest citizens exercising their rights as citizens.

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So, Truth or Fake News?

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Enjoy hockey? Do you like to skate? The story behind the Zamboni.

It was the turn of the 20th century when Frank Zamboni was born to recent immigrant parents in a small town south of Salt Lake City, Utah. When Zamboni was a baby, his family bought a farm not too far way in Idaho. That’s where he got his first experiences in mechanical engineering. Frank Zamboni, his brothers and father spent long hours tinkering and fixing broken farm equipment. Frank also worked a local garage, repairing old pickup trucks. “While my father never got past the ninth grade in formal schooling, he always had an inquisitive mind in solving problems,” Frank’s son Richard Zamboni later told Popular Mechanics, “Whether it was electrical, mechanical, or business-related, he had the unique ability to get to the heart of issues.

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As summer draws to a close, what do you think of? Autumn colors? Cooler nights? College Football? An unlikely Heisman Trophy candidate let alone winner.

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Amusing newspaper headlines.


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Successful entrepreneurs learn to write things off. This entrepreneur is our Genius Award Winner.


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Putting their money where their ale is. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

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Comments

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1 First!?

Posted by: RGallegos at July 19, 2017 09:51 PM (59GQk)

2 Ichiban!

Posted by: Zombie Harambe at July 19, 2017 09:51 PM (e9G8E)

3 Not first

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 19, 2017 09:52 PM (h8ae5)

4 th
and YES!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 09:52 PM (gwPgz)

5 Off, filthy pongid sock!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 19, 2017 09:54 PM (e9G8E)

6 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2017 09:54 PM (IcT7t)

7 9th?

Posted by: filbert at July 19, 2017 09:54 PM (s5o+q)

8 Top 10? Holy Cow!

Posted by: Gref at July 19, 2017 09:54 PM (AMIL/)

9 Aargh. I call a do-over.

9th?

Posted by: filbert at July 19, 2017 09:55 PM (s5o+q)

10 Top ten

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2017 09:55 PM (89T5c)

11 "Niban" is still pretty good these days...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 19, 2017 09:55 PM (e9G8E)

12
The Saudis have release that poor girl without charge, thank God. No thanks to our feminists, but there was enough international press attention to shame them, I think.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 19, 2017 09:55 PM (8O3HH)

13 The USA. It's still the greatest country!

That's not fair. That's why it must be hobbled and brought down to the level of the rest of the world. Merkel understands this. If she were a young, strapping black man, I'd marry her.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 19, 2017 09:56 PM (/qEW2)

14 A woman in Saudi Arabia has been arrested after a short Snapchat video showed her wearing a skirt and crop top in the desert heat.

Next thing you know the uppity bitch will want to drive a car.

Posted by: Saudis at July 19, 2017 09:56 PM (+lVUW)

15 Transgendering of Time Lords

The BBC, in all of its wonderful wokeness, has decided that the next person to play the Doctor in Doctor Who will be a woman.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13667

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2017 09:57 PM (vBeA5)

16 Got the "Beast Post" this morning on the last evening's episode of the ONT... All is well with the world!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 19, 2017 09:57 PM (e9G8E)

17 John McCain needs to step down. Not just for the good of the country, but his own health.

Posted by: RGallegos at July 19, 2017 09:57 PM (59GQk)

18
As summer draws to a close

Not here...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2017 09:58 PM (IqV8l)

19 We all know that Social Security is one of this country's greatest success stories in the 20th century. Mitch McConnell

Yeah, because winning WWII and the Apollo Project, creating the entire aviation industry and the Internet (just off the top of my head) were, to quote a former President, "just distractions."

Posted by: filbert at July 19, 2017 09:58 PM (s5o+q)

20 12. Related, and without a happy ending:

Her name was Dina Ali.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 09:59 PM (fA1SL)

21 I identify as Phoebe Cates, haters.

Posted by: SUV in the swimming pool at July 19, 2017 10:00 PM (t/LX3)

22
Transgendering of Time Lords

The BBC, in all of its wonderful wokeness, has decided that the next person to play the Doctor in Doctor Who will be a woman.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13667
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2017 09:57 PM


From PJ Media:

Why Both Sides Need to Chill Out About the Female Doctor Who

http://tinyurl.com/ya86mktx

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2017 10:00 PM (IqV8l)

23 I wonder what Linda Sarsour would do to m'loins were she to show a little leg, her belly button, and her hair...

I denounce myself!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 19, 2017 10:00 PM (e9G8E)

24 Off, filthy pongid sock!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki


I love all the words I learn on this blog. I never even heard the word 'cultivar' since before I've perused KT's gardening thread. And now OM is doing 'word power' on the book thread.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2017 10:00 PM (/qEW2)

25 MisHum, allow me to thank you for a fine ONT, and apologize for the rambunctious and unseemly attempts at ordinal numeration by the kidlets.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2017 10:00 PM (DMUuz)

26 Transgendering of Time Lords

The BBC, in all of its wonderful wokeness, has decided that the next person to play the Doctor in Doctor Who will be a woman.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13667
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2017 09:57 PM (vBeA5)


I would actually be okay with this if they wrote the Doctor to be AntiSJW.

But, however, BBC, so ain't gonna happen.

It. Will. Suck.

Posted by: filbert at July 19, 2017 10:01 PM (s5o+q)

27 25 MisHum, allow me to thank you for a fine ONT, and apologize for the rambunctious and unseemly attempts at ordinal numeration by the kidlets.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2017 10:00 PM (DMUuz)

All is well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 10:02 PM (ZTRlp)

28 I wonder what Linda Sarsour would do to m'loins were she to show a little leg, her belly button, and her hair...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 19, 2017 10:00 PM


Dude. She's in Camp Hardwood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2017 10:02 PM (DMUuz)

29
Yes, this still IS the most exceptional country on the planet.

And everybody is finding out that the election turns out to be the easy part of the struggle.

So suck it up and turn it loose, people--we're making history as we go.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 19, 2017 10:02 PM (S/hVx)

30 I wonder what Linda Sarsour would do to m'loins were she to show a little leg, her belly button, and her hair...

I denounce myself!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki


She has an ugly slab of a lantern-jawed face. No bodily charms can compensate for an ugly face. It just turns off the attracto-tometer inside your head.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2017 10:03 PM (/qEW2)

31 No ONT Compliance Pics tonight, but you can browse "Kbdabear's Compliance Pics Tweets" by going to my Twitter Media archive at this link. Some kinda NSFW (none outright naked showing the full lady bits) depending on your FW or if your kids are still awake.

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

Posted by: kbdabear at July 19, 2017 10:03 PM (AOrEZ)

32 23 I wonder what Linda Sarsour would do to m'loins were she to show a little leg, her belly button, and her hair...

I denounce myself!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 19, 2017 10:00 PM (e9G8E)

Her belly hair...

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 10:03 PM (0mRoj)

33 She has an ugly slab of a lantern-jawed face. No bodily charms can compensate for an ugly face. It just turns off the attracto-tometer inside your head.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2017 10:03 PM (/qEW2)

Triple-bagger.

Butter Face.

Etc.

Denouncing self immediately.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 19, 2017 10:04 PM (xID9/)

34
Guess what happens when food stamp recipients have to work?


The real question is how does it affect the lazy ass, freeloading boyfriends who always zero in on women with welfare "benefits".

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 10:04 PM (+lVUW)

35 That Rush Limbaugh quote is almost perfect. I would just raise the percentage to 90%.

As much as I love that quote or opinion , it's also my curse because I've never had an obsession. Money I can take or leave. I like to do everything until I get pretty decent at it and then I get bored and move to something else.

A jack of all trades and a master of none. ( though pretty close on a number of things)

It makes for a comfortable all around life but I think I would trade it to be so good at a single something that I could make my living from it and leave my mark long after I'm gone.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 10:04 PM (IDPbH)

36 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2017 10:03 PM (/qEW2)

The absence of a soul evidences itself in various ways.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:04 PM (gwPgz)

37 I remember reading somewhere that Roy Orbison basically had an opera singer's voice. That explains a lot. The range, the ethereal, almost spooky ability to change registers, the compelling warble. What an amazing voice.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2017 10:05 PM (iMxBJ)

38 Wait. I read the whole thing. Where is everyone

Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2017 10:05 PM (myGwl)

39 23 I wonder what Linda Sarsour would do to m'loins were she to show a little leg, her belly button, and her hair...
I denounce myself!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 19, 2017 10:00 PM (e9G8E)


Hack them off with a rusty scimitar?

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2017 10:06 PM (iMxBJ)

40 I saw the Saudi chick has been released. And nice legs.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2017 10:07 PM (nlbfN)

41 those minks can't survive in the wild

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 19, 2017 10:07 PM (hMwEB)

42 A little make-up works wonders for the vapid Paleostinian Hadid sisters...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 19, 2017 10:08 PM (e9G8E)

43 What an amazing voice.

He's one of my absolute favorites.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at July 19, 2017 10:08 PM (CNHr1)

44 Any updates on Weasel and bluebell's cross-country Harley Moron Cookbook signing tour?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2017 10:08 PM (DMUuz)

45
Yeah, the Saudis released the poor gal without charge. There was enough international press attention to shame them. Our feminists weren't part of it, of course.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 19, 2017 10:08 PM (8O3HH)

46 In the lost paperwork story on student loans, I can imagine students continuing to make payments, and I wonder where the money goes.

The banks are not going to tell the student not to pay the loan. The bank doing the payment collections will continue to accept payments, but where does that payment money go with the ownership of the loan is in question?

Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 19, 2017 10:09 PM (m9X4Y)

47 those minks can't survive in the wild

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 19, 2017 10:07 PM (hMwEB)


Their survival is NOT the point!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:09 PM (gwPgz)

48 Is that the pool at the Kennedy Compound?

Posted by: paladin at July 19, 2017 10:10 PM (P8SOt)

49
I just love if we could rescue all those babes from the Muzzie hell holes. Liberate them, you might say.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 19, 2017 10:10 PM (8O3HH)

50 The other Traveling Wilburys were all like, "OMG! Can you believe it? We're in Roy Orbison's band!!"

Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2017 10:10 PM (XoldI)

51 48. Overflow parking.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 10:11 PM (fA1SL)

52 My wife is completely wheelchair bound. We have a 2006 Ford Fusion. It's handicap accessible for us. I can transfer her to and from the passenger seat and her wheelchair. The trunk easily holds the wheelchair.

Having a big enough trunk and a passenger seat that is no higher off the ground than a wheelchair are the only things needed to make a car wheelchair accessible as far as I'm concerned. But I'm sure the activists and the government have other much more expensive requirements in mind.

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 19, 2017 10:11 PM (d3wbb)

53 @ 49


They're muslim--why would you want them?

Posted by: irongrampa at July 19, 2017 10:11 PM (S/hVx)

54 The BBC, in all of its wonderful wokeness, has decided that the next person to play the Doctor in Doctor Who will be a woman.

Never saw that coming.

Especially after installing a black lesbian named Bill as his latest companion.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 19, 2017 10:11 PM (kuduS)

55 The BBC, in all of its wonderful wokeness, has decided that the next person to play the Doctor in Doctor Who will be a woman.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13667

Posted by: The Political Hat


I never really believed they'd shit all over my favorite sci-fi show, but I guess they've gone and done it.

I guess the next step is to make it so that the Daleks became the way they did because they were influenced by white western Christianity. And then the female Doctor will say "If only they had followed the religion of peace, as I do, the universe would be a paradise. That is why I have always waged Jihad against the cybermen and ice warriors."

But I care much less than I thought I would. As the Quiet Man said, Tom Baker was the last real Doctor anyway.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2017 10:11 PM (/qEW2)

56 51 48. Overflow parking.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 10:11 PM (fA1SL)


Teddy valet parking!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:12 PM (gwPgz)

57 So the FBI is warning parents about spyware. These would be the same parents with smart TV's and Alexas and other convenient devices for the NSA, law enforcement or (other?) Bad actors to use at their whim.

OK.

Posted by: Bete the deplorable at July 19, 2017 10:12 PM (F9322)

58 50 The other Traveling Wilburys were all like, "OMG! Can you believe it? We're in Roy Orbison's band!!"
Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2017 10:10 PM (XoldI)

Prolly more than grain of truth there...

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2017 10:12 PM (I8zsv)

59
McConnell: I'll do my best.

Voters: [stops and motions back to McConnell] Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 19, 2017 10:13 PM (pNxlR)

60 52 My wife is completely wheelchair bound. We have a 2006 Ford Fusion. It's handicap accessible for us. I can transfer her to and from the passenger seat and her wheelchair. The trunk easily holds the wheelchair.

Having a big enough trunk and a passenger seat that is no higher off the ground than a wheelchair are the only things needed to make a car wheelchair accessible as far as I'm concerned. But I'm sure the activists and the government have other much more expensive requirements in mind.
Posted by: geoffb5 at July 19, 2017 10:11 PM (d3wbb)

Sorry to hear about your wife.

My mother-in-law is confined to a wheel chair. We get her around with a Buick Lucerne, just fine.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 10:14 PM (ZTRlp)

61 Overnight Thread
Overnight Thread
All kinda content
Fillin up m'head

Follow every comment
Til th morning light
Pulling every dangling
Thread Overnight

Posted by: mindful webworker - hot night in the old town to what? at July 19, 2017 10:14 PM (hGZJP)

62 One of my father's part time jobs was as a Zamboni guy. He said it was a lot of fun.
Oh, and the link's broke.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 19, 2017 10:14 PM (qJhUV)

63 The 13th Doctor's next episode with Madame Vastra should be ... interesting

Posted by: kbdabear at July 19, 2017 10:15 PM (AOrEZ)

64 15 Transgendering of Time Lords

The BBC, in all of its wonderful wokeness, has decided that the next person to play the Doctor in Doctor Who will be a woman.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13667
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2017 09:57 PM (vBeA5)

If the new Dr meets the Old Dr and gives him a blowjob is it masterbation or Gay?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 19, 2017 10:15 PM (dKiJG)

65 I guess McCains brain cancer will be a touchy post that I hope will reflect positively on aos.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 10:15 PM (IDPbH)

66 But I'm sure the activists and the government have other much more expensive requirements in mind.

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 19, 2017 10:11 PM (d3wbb)


What could you, an untrained non-bureaucrat, possibly know about requirements for wheelchair accessible requirements!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:16 PM (gwPgz)

67 Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 19, 2017 10:12 PM (VF2hp)

=======

This, this is sock trolling raised to Grand Master level.

Evenung all.

Posted by: GOULD at July 19, 2017 10:16 PM (vj/UE)

68 Another fantastic ONT, MisHum! I'll never be first here, because I can't resist the content!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 19, 2017 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

69 And speaking of cancer......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 10:16 PM (fA1SL)

70 Replace McConnell as majority leader with Pat Toomey. Believe or not we are good friends and I can vouch for his outstanding character. He explained it best as few days ago.

Mitch isn't up to the job but Pat is more than capable.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 19, 2017 10:12 PM (VF2hp)


I would say "very clever", trying to turn conservatives here against the only Republican holding statewide office in PA, except that Toomey isn't up for re-election until 2022. Or maybe you are playing a real long game...

Posted by: HTL at July 19, 2017 10:16 PM (KmJDX)

71 Uber will have to import Latinos from LA, because they already have the suspensions that will drop to curb level on command.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2017 10:16 PM (iMxBJ)

72 67 I guess McCains brain cancer will be a touchy post that I hope will reflect positively on aos.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 10:15 PM (IDPbH)

...

Don't go reading the comments from the previous thread.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 19, 2017 10:17 PM (xID9/)

73 Love Roy Orbison .


Love the Traveling Wilburys. It's the end of the line.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2017 10:17 PM (1fvpz)

74 Stumbled across this YouTube link of feel good music and offer it for your consideration. YMMV!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmPf1CJaF5s

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:18 PM (gwPgz)

75 Everybody has given it their best shot.

++++

We gave it the old college kindergarten try. Really, it was our best effort.

Posted by: The GOP, Forever and Always at July 19, 2017 10:18 PM (FUu/Z)

76 52 My wife is completely wheelchair bound. We have a 2006 Ford Fusion. It's handicap accessible for us. I can transfer her to and from the passenger seat and her wheelchair. The trunk easily holds the wheelchair.

Having a big enough trunk and a passenger seat that is no higher off the ground than a wheelchair are the only things needed to make a car wheelchair accessible as far as I'm concerned. But I'm sure the activists and the government have other much more expensive requirements in mind.
Posted by: geoffb5 at July 19, 2017 10:11 PM (d3wbb)

My Dad's 1999 wheelchair van, the transmission is going the brake booster needs replacing. I am getting ready to donate to charity,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 19, 2017 10:18 PM (dKiJG)

77 Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 19, 2017 10:17 PM (xID9/)

I thought there would be a dedicated post but from what you said I now hope not.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 10:19 PM (IDPbH)

78 Zamboni link fixed. Thanks for the heads up tu3031

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 10:19 PM (ZTRlp)

79 Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 19, 2017 10:12 PM (VF2hp)


Your mom called, Bill. She wants you to get off your duff and clean your room in her basement.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 19, 2017 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

80 I guess McCains brain cancer will be a touchy post that I hope will reflect positively on aos.

--

I would not wish brain cancer on anyone. McCain is 80. He has had some good times, and some really hard times. Now he needs to spent time with friends and family in the time he has left.

Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 19, 2017 10:19 PM (m9X4Y)

81 One wonders if the Traveling Wilburys would've been as successful if they had gone with their original name, the Stationary Dingleberries.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at July 19, 2017 10:20 PM (TDJsa)

82 Confused about the Commander Cody video. I always thought that was Bill Kirchen on lead guitar but that wasn't the name spoken in the video and wikipedia doesn't say anything about Kirchen ever performing under another name.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 19, 2017 10:20 PM (7oUUT)

83 osted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 10:19 PM (IDPbH)

IMHO, it was pretty mild for AoS, but you probably don't want to go see for yourself!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:20 PM (gwPgz)

84 75; grammie, back from cancun? hope you had a great time, if so.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 10:20 PM (KP5rU)

85 "It's like we've been bombed back to 20 years ago, technology-wise," one senior editor told the Chronicle.

++++

I really shouldn't be laughing. It's just wrong of me.

Bwah ha ha ha ha.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 19, 2017 10:21 PM (FUu/Z)

86 >>>The ONT guesses that Tinker Toys, Lincoln Logs and Erector Sets are not considered smart toys.<<<



He said "erect".


Heh heh heh heh.

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at July 19, 2017 10:21 PM (N6OCH)

87 Don't go reading the comments from the previous thread.

--

I was puzzled that McCain was not a topic for the ONT, but that comment explains a lot. Thanks.

Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 19, 2017 10:21 PM (m9X4Y)

88 Hey, jewells, just wanted to say thanks for the cute key ring! I love anything with elephants, owls or turtles! I wore the "men's bracelet" (I tied the ends together and then clasped it) to work last Friday and got compliments on such an "original piece." It worked great with heels, jeans, and an embroidered blouse with brown, cream and green stripes. I told people about your page and I hope it results in some new business for you.

I loved all the pieces...all very pretty. The skull and crossbones was really too big, so I wrapped it around my purse strap...a little sigil of sanity in my deep blue world.

Thanks again!

Posted by: Gem at July 19, 2017 10:21 PM (uaHyk)

89 Bitters. I like bitters.

Posted by: Hillary *hic!* at July 19, 2017 10:22 PM (bc2Lc)

90 Chavez - still in Cancun. Just came back from champagne and lobster on the beach. Bed is covered in rose petals. I don't know what the heck I'm supposed to do with this stuff.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2017 10:22 PM (1fvpz)

91 Don't go reading the comments from the previous thread.

You how if you don't have something nice to say you shouldn't say anything?

Oops.

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2017 10:22 PM (OBJWS)

92 92 Chavez - still in Cancun. Just came back from champagne and lobster on the beach. Bed is covered in rose petals. I don't know what the heck I'm supposed to do with this stuff.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2017 10:22 PM (1fvpz)

how-to-please-a-rev.com

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 10:23 PM (ZTRlp)

93 92, grammie: roll around in it and feel pretty.

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2017 10:23 PM (Jb00r)

94 93 Don't go reading the comments from the previous thread.

You how if you don't have something nice to say you shouldn't say anything?

Oops.
Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2017 10:22 PM (OBJWS)

Yeah, well, I laughed. AND YOU ALL DID TOO!

So we're all in it together.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 19, 2017 10:23 PM (xID9/)

95 If you live long enough, you get cancer.

Posted by: Shit Steven Wright Would Say at July 19, 2017 10:24 PM (XoldI)

96 Don't read ANY previous threads, but that's just my advice!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:24 PM (gwPgz)

97 All cancer sucks, I have lost 3 friends in 2 years to pancreatic c.
6 weeks is as long as any made it post diagnosis.

Posted by: navybrat at July 19, 2017 10:24 PM (w7KSn)

98 92 Chavez - still in Cancun. Just came back from champagne and lobster on the beach. Bed is covered in rose petals. I don't know what the heck I'm supposed to do with this stuff.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2017 10:22 PM (1fvpz)

Yeah I always preferred hundred dollar bills.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 10:24 PM (IDPbH)

99 Time comes for us all.

It is just a matter of how you want to go out.

Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 19, 2017 10:25 PM (m9X4Y)

100 I'm making rev do the clean up. I'm gonna eat a snickers bar.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2017 10:25 PM (1fvpz)

101 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 10:23 PM (ZTRlp)

MH, I am so NOT clicking that link!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:25 PM (gwPgz)

102 i have ripped mccain here for a long time. i will pray for his soul and peace for his family. i do not wish any more pain for th guy, but it sounds like his days will be miserable. i would not wish what is going on with him on anyone.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 10:25 PM (KP5rU)

103 Posted by: navybrat at July 19, 2017 10:24 PM (w7KSn)

Yeah that's one of the worst.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 10:26 PM (IDPbH)

104 Survived Day 1 of the Houston World Series of Dog Shows today. I was Chief Steward for the Houston Area Hound Association show, which was won by the Borzoi. A brutal, long day. Just four more to get through. Finn and Carmen are entered for Thursday and Friday's Houston KC shows.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2017 10:26 PM (4FTuS)

105 17 John McCain needs to step down. Not just for the good of the country, but his own health.
Posted by: RGallegos at July 19, 2017 09:57 PM (59GQk)

I just nearly suffocated laughing at that. Yeah, sure. Power mad malignant narcissist will step down. Fuck him, he's all about himself. My Marine father used to say all the same shit about McLame that gave everyone the vapors when trump said it. When I asked Saddy "but he served honorable in the Hilton." Daddy's reply..."As far as we know".

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 19, 2017 10:26 PM (hscyr)

106 That barn and flag? Racist, nationalist, white supremacists dog whistle if we ever saw one. And we've seen plenty.

Posted by: Washington Post at July 19, 2017 10:27 PM (NbRJx)

107
Speaking of erect, my father pulled one years ago that people still laugh at. He was having to chair some meeting, a large meeting of some committee he was one, and there was some issue with some fellow and some farm loans.

He had used the loans to put up some grain bins, but didn't do it properly and they collapsed later on. It was something about who was liable for what that this committee had to decide.

Anyway, he phrased it as "this man's incompetent erection..." That brought the house down.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 19, 2017 10:27 PM (8O3HH)

108 Time comes for us all.

It is just a matter of how you want to go out.
Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 19, 2017 10:25 PM (m9X4Y)

======

True.

Please God, make mine fast and sudden. I do not want to linger.

Posted by: GOULD at July 19, 2017 10:27 PM (vj/UE)

109 Yeah I always preferred hundred dollar bills.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 10:24 PM (IDPbH)

Previous job as a stripper/prostitute?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 19, 2017 10:27 PM (xID9/)

110 A disability rights group in New York City has filed a class-action lawsuit against Uber, alleging the company doesn't do enough to provide for riders who need wheelchair-accessible vehicles.

I cannot believe this level of spiteful assholishness. If they drove Uber out of business, or at least out of NYC, guess what? They certainly wouldn't be able to provide rides for handicapped people, or anyone else, which I guess is their point. I consider their objection to be as "invalid" as they are.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2017 10:27 PM (/qEW2)

111 103 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 10:23 PM (ZTRlp)

MH, I am so NOT clicking that link!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:25 PM (gwPgz

LOL, i just made that shit up



Although, you never know

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 10:27 PM (ZTRlp)

112 All cancer sucks, I have lost 3 friends in 2 years to pancreatic c.
6 weeks is as long as any made it post diagnosis.

Posted by: navybrat at July 19, 2017 10:24 PM (w7KSn) [i/]

You do not want to hear the term Stage 4, ever, in any context about someone you know, even if it's only peripherally!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:27 PM (gwPgz)

113 Please God, make mine fast and sudden. I do not want to linger.

"...and not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2017 10:28 PM (OBJWS)

114 Orbison.. a wonderful voice unequaled in popular music for at least a few centuries.

Posted by: colfax mingo at July 19, 2017 10:29 PM (p7pfb)

115 Although, you never know

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 10:27 PM (ZTRlp)


I suspected that, but after kicking on Zombie's link earlier today, I wasn't about to take the chance!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:29 PM (gwPgz)

116
"It's like we've been bombed back to 20 years ago, technology-wise," one senior editor told the Chronicle.

As if 20 years ago was stone knives and bear skins.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2017 10:29 PM (IqV8l)

117 ...and not screaming in terror like his passengers."
Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2017 10:28 PM (OBJWS)

======

I'm good with that.

Posted by: GOULD at July 19, 2017 10:30 PM (vj/UE)

118 Confused about the Commander Cody video. I always thought that was Bill Kirchen on lead guitar but that wasn't the name spoken in the video and wikipedia doesn't say anything about Kirchen ever performing under another name.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 19, 2017 10:20 PM (7oUUT)

Looks like the video was made while they were on tour in France. Maybe Bill Kirchen was unable to come on the tour, and they used another guy to play lead.

Bill Kirchen does a kick-ass version of Hot Rod Lincoln in a live recording you can find on youtube.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2017 10:30 PM (XUcIQ)

119 The purpose of class-action lawsuits isn't to help anyone in the class, it's to enrich the class-action attorneys.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2017 10:30 PM (RO6/m)

120 Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2017 10:28 PM (OBJWS)


That's a great joke. I love jokes with a misdirection twist.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 10:30 PM (IDPbH)

121 117 Although, you never know

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 10:27 PM (ZTRlp)

I suspected that, but after kicking on Zombie's link earlier today, I wasn't about to take the chance!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:29 PM (gwPgz)

Most Morons should know by now that pretty much anything zombie links to is going to scar you for life.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 10:31 PM (0mRoj)

122 I suspected that, but after kicking on Zombie's link earlier today, I wasn't about to take the chance!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:29 PM (gwPgz)

First time I've been on a day thread in a long time and I clicked on that zombie nic as well. That was God awful.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 10:31 PM (ZTRlp)

123 A disability rights group in New York City has filed a class-action lawsuit against Uber, alleging the company doesn't do enough to provide for riders who need wheelchair-accessible vehicles.

I cannot believe this level of spiteful assholishness. If they drove Uber out of business, or at least out of NYC, guess what? They certainly wouldn't be able to provide rides for handicapped people, or anyone else, which I guess is their point. I consider their objection to be as "invalid" as they are.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2017 10:27 PM (/qEW2)


Wanna bet if you follow the money there's a taxi driver's union and/or a taxi company cartel behind it?

Posted by: filbert at July 19, 2017 10:31 PM (s5o+q)

124 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2017 10:26 PM (4FTuS)

Hang in there, and best of luck!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:31 PM (gwPgz)

125 Those aren't hot dogs, they're tubular pizzas!

Posted by: filbert at July 19, 2017 10:32 PM (s5o+q)

126 Wanna bet if you follow the money there's a taxi driver's union and/or a taxi company cartel behind it?
Posted by: filbert at July 19, 2017 10:31 PM (s5o+q)

That was my thought as well. Cynical bunch, aren't we?

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 10:32 PM (0mRoj)

127 122. Yeah. But it's kinda dark, and, well, dark humor is like food - not everyone gets it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 10:33 PM (fA1SL)

128
>>>i have ripped mccain here for a long time. i will pray for his soul and
peace for his family. i do not wish any more pain for th guy, but it
sounds like his days will be miserable. i would not wish what is going
on with him on anyone.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 10:25 PM (KP5rU)<<<

Something tells me that he's gonna keep making our days miserable as well.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 19, 2017 10:33 PM (N6OCH)

129 111 Yeah I always preferred hundred dollar bills.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 10:24 PM (IDPbH)

Previous job as a stripper/prostitute?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 19, 2017 10:27 PM (xID9/)

I was going to reply - Politician but I didnt even want to joke about being one.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 10:33 PM (IDPbH)

130 RE: so called smart technology.

First, a confession. I'm a late adopter to everything. And if you said to me "you have to go back to a flip phone" I could live with that.

I used to have a female friend that loved-- and has-- every new gadget. When smart technology for everything started getting popular, I told her I thought there was potential for misuse in regards to privacy issues, among other things. She looked at me as if I had grown a second head.

A while later, there was talk of X-Box Kinect being able to listen into your conversations. Her husband has one. I brought it up, and she simply shrugged and said "I don't do anything wrong" and was completely unconcerned.

Either I'm really over imaginative or she completely lacks imagination.

Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 10:33 PM (aT+Bx)

131 Hey McConnell, that great government "success story" Social Security is just five years away from paying out more in benefits than it takes in. Then it will be a quick downhill slide into insolvency as our aging population puts more and more strain on the system. And no, importing millions more below-minimum wage landscapers and hotel maids and chicken-pluckers from Mexico won't fix it, any more than importing millions of welfare-dependent middle-east muzzies will solve it.

But in other, more encouraging news, Hillary Clinton is still not president, despite the fact that she had the entire media/Hollywood complex on her side, and despite the fact that Obama had illegally drafted U.S. postal employees as Hillary campaign workers, and Obama henchman Samantha Power was illegally abusing her government position to unmask Trump operatives so Obama (and Hillary) could illegally spy on Trump's campaign. Hillary had every conceivable advantage, both legal and illegal, and she still managed to lose.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 19, 2017 10:33 PM (IBcGJ)

132 Most Morons should know by now that pretty much anything zombie links to is going to scar you for life.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 10:31 PM (0mRoj)


As I said at the time, "Dammit, I knew better than to click on a Zombie link!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:33 PM (gwPgz)

133 Tens of thousands of minks on a central Minnesota farm were set free from their cages, unleashing the prized fur-bearing creatures into the dark of night, authorities said.


I say again: Minnesota, land of 10,000 lakes and five million retards.

We really should glass the whole place.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2017 10:33 PM (SRKgf)

134 Most Morons should know by now that pretty much anything zombie links to is going to scar you for life.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 10:31 PM (0mRoj)

You'd think so. but Nope. I clicked.

On the plus side I feel better about my physique now...

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2017 10:33 PM (I8zsv)

135 104 i have ripped mccain here for a long time. i will pray for his soul and peace for his family. i do not wish any more pain for th guy, but it sounds like his days will be miserable. i would not wish what is going on with him on anyone.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


I knew someone whose dad died of brain cancer. It's an terrible way to go.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 10:33 PM (+lVUW)

136 Are all the cabs in NYC wheelchair accessible?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2017 10:33 PM (IqV8l)

137 100 92 Chavez - still in Cancun. Just came back from champagne and lobster on the beach. Bed is covered in rose petals. I don't know what the heck I'm supposed to do with this stuff.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2017 10:22 PM (1fvpz)

Sounds incredible. What hotel? Dont worry I wont bother you...but what room number?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2017 10:34 PM (Rndb7)

138 The purpose of class-action lawsuits isn't to help anyone in the class, it's to enrich the class-action attorneys.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2017 10:30 PM (RO6/m)

And there is an entire subset of class-action ambulance-chasers who have enriched yacht brokers with the money they have made off the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2017 10:34 PM (XUcIQ)

139 I was Chief Steward for the Houston Area Hound Association show, which was won by the Borzoi. A brutal, long day. Just four more to get through. Finn and Carmen are entered for Thursday and Friday's Houston KC shows.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


You're making my mouth water, Pavlov.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 19, 2017 10:34 PM (/qEW2)

140 What's all the fuss about federal use of asset forfeiture? The Constitution clearly authorizes Letters of Marque. Of course they didn't expect them to be used against our own citizens.

Posted by: timactual at July 19, 2017 10:35 PM (3QEog)

141 Wanna bet if you follow the money there's a taxi driver's union and/or a taxi company cartel behind it?
Posted by: filbert at July 19, 2017 10:31 PM (s5o+q)

=======

Yep. Taxi Medallions in NYC used to be worth a million per car. It was a family business. Uber and Lyft have made them worth about a third of that.

Posted by: GOULD at July 19, 2017 10:35 PM (vj/UE)

142 Thanks Mis Hum for another fantastic ONT!

All rons and ettes.......don't miss the Great North American MoMee in Vegas. Email yankeefifth at the gmail for details.

Mis Hum........any chance we could get this on the sidebar?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 19, 2017 10:36 PM (mMeIQ)

143 >>I guess McCains brain cancer will be a touchy post that I hope will reflect positively on aos.

Posted by: Jack Sock

I'm with you. I'm a sensitive clump of cells.

Posted by: John McCain's Brain Tumor at July 19, 2017 10:36 PM (/Nite)

144 Replace McConnell as majority leader with Pat Toomey. Believe or not we are good friends and I can vouch for his outstanding character. He explained it best as few days ago.

Mitch isn't up to the job but Pat is more than capable.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 19, 2017 10:12 PM (VF2hp)


Do I sense a few 'early nights' for you two?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 10:36 PM (oVJmc)

145 Tens of thousands of liberated mink gotta eat.

Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2017 10:36 PM (XoldI)

146 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at July 19, 2017 10:36 PM (Tyk2V)

147 Jeff Bagwell is the ugliest Hall of Fame inductee since Randy Johnson.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2017 10:36 PM (RO6/m)

148 You know how you get more Uber drivers with wheelchair-accessible vehicles? Charge extra for them. If there's enough money to be made in providing the service, then people will make the effort to buy and equip the vehicles. Uber drivers have no incentive otherwise to add the expense.

But I'd bet this "disability rights group" would sue if that happened, too.

Posted by: Socratese at July 19, 2017 10:37 PM (2GbWn)

149 I take exception with Nugent, kids need to go straight to a 22LR. I was given my 22LR bolt action at 8. I found it rather boring and saved up my chore money (farm boy) and bought a used Winchester 62 when I was ten. Delivered by the USPS no questions asked, no background check. Still have it and what must be 250,000 rounds later it still hits the bullseye at 25 yards. Many a varmint died and many a rabbit in the pot fell victim to that little rifle.

I am free as a sovereign individual. Anyone who does not recognize my sovereignty need not open the gate at the end of the lane and most definitely knock on the door.

Posted by: colfax mingo at July 19, 2017 10:37 PM (p7pfb)

150 Just read on Insty that John McCain has a malignant brain tumor. Anything that starts with "glio" is bad news.

Posted by: Tuna at July 19, 2017 10:38 PM (jm1YL)

151 How much profit do you have to make to drive a taxi in NYC if the permit costs a million bucks? Somebody do the math.

Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 19, 2017 10:38 PM (m9X4Y)

152 Tens of thousands of liberated mink gotta eat.

Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2017 10:36 PM (XoldI)


Chickens fucked again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2017 10:38 PM (RO6/m)

153 One of the guys I knew asked me to leave once when I had visited him.

"Dying is exhausting..." he said.

I complied.

Posted by: navybrat at July 19, 2017 10:38 PM (w7KSn)

154 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 19, 2017 10:36 PM (mMeIQ)

Send me the details to petmorons at gmail and I'll get it posted.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 10:39 PM (ZTRlp)

155 I knew someone whose dad died of brain cancer. It's an terrible way to go.
Posted by: nerdygirl

My late father-in-law was fighting lung cancer (after a lifetime of smoking cigarettes) and then the cancer spread to his brain. He had trouble forming words and responding, and reading. It was really tragic. He got radiation that slowed it down, and he regained some of his mental and motor skills, but still got wasted away and died from lung cancer.
Good God, he looked like Hell at the end. He was cremated so there wasn't some kind of awful viewing like when my Dad died of cancer. We closed the casket on my Dad after the just family viewing and visitation.

Poor McCain. He's such a jerk, but this is sad.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 19, 2017 10:39 PM (S6Pax)

156 147 Tens of thousands of liberated mink gotta eat.
Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2017 10:36 PM (XoldI)

Yeah there are going to upset the ecosystem big time in that area. Better hire some trappers.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 10:40 PM (IDPbH)

157 On the plus side I feel better about my physique now...
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2017 10:33 PM (I8zsv)

Heh, don't we all.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 10:40 PM (0mRoj)

158 153. That's not your problem if you're the medallion owner. You lease it out and let the drivers worry about being able to pay YOU. Of course, medallion financiers tend to be a bit.....rough.

(Henry Hill - fvck you. Pay me.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 10:40 PM (fA1SL)

159 There are a lot of old, asshole politicians out there reaching prime "kick the bucket" time.

Posted by: MAGA at July 19, 2017 10:40 PM (Tyk2V)

160 147 Tens of thousands of liberated mink gotta eat.
Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2017 10:36 PM (XoldI)



Five million free range Minnesotans there. Go for it, minks!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2017 10:40 PM (SRKgf)

161
I guess McYertl now will have excuses galore for accomplishing nothing with unindicted Keating Five co-conspirator Juan out on prolonged medical disability. Same cancer as Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy, BTW.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 19, 2017 10:40 PM (pNxlR)

162 121 The purpose of class-action lawsuits isn't to help anyone in the class, it's to enrich the class-action attorneys.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I once got a cheap set of earbuds in the mail because of some class action lawsuit that I hadn't even been aware of. They were like the earbuds you can buy for a buck at the grocery store checkout.

That lawyer/author Grisham had an explanation of how the class action suits work. The lawyers make off like bandits.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

163 132 RE: so called smart technology.

First, a confession. I'm a late adopter to everything. And if you said to me "you have to go back to a flip phone" I could live with that.

I used to have a female friend that loved-- and has-- every new gadget. When smart technology for everything started getting popular, I told her I thought there was potential for misuse in regards to privacy issues, among other things. She looked at me as if I had grown a second head.

A while later, there was talk of X-Box Kinect being able to listen into your conversations. Her husband has one. I brought it up, and she simply shrugged and said "I don't do anything wrong" and was completely unconcerned.

Either I'm really over imaginative or she completely lacks imagination.

Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 10:33 PM (aT+Bx)

Don't forget all those women who had pictures taken of them from their computers, some even had ransom demands.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 19, 2017 10:40 PM (dKiJG)

164 Are all the cabs in NYC wheelchair accessible?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2017 10:33 PM (IqV8l)

======

Of course not.

Posted by: GOULD at July 19, 2017 10:40 PM (vj/UE)

165 >>Just read on Insty that John McCain has a malignant brain tumor. Anything that starts with "glio" is bad news.

Posted by: Tuna

You don't say.

Posted by: John McCain's Brain Tumor at July 19, 2017 10:41 PM (/Nite)

166 Great ONT, MisHum!

Just a drive-by for me tonight.

Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy at July 19, 2017 10:41 PM (vUcdz)

167 Looks like the video was made while they were on tour in France. Maybe Bill Kirchen was unable to come on the tour, and they used another guy to play lead.

The guitarist in the vid looks like Kirchen (if you mentally age him) and sure as heck sounds him. I've seen Kirchen play at small venues in Austin a couple of times over the last couple of years. I'll have to bookmark that vid on my phone and try to catch him again and ask him about it.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 19, 2017 10:41 PM (7oUUT)

168 Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 19, 2017 10:39 PM (S6Pax)

Yes, I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone!

I was going to amplify on that but decided to leave it as is!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:41 PM (gwPgz)

169 I don't know what the heck I'm supposed to do with this stuff.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2017 10:22 PM (1fvpz)

1) Put

2) Out

Posted by: Country Boy at July 19, 2017 10:41 PM (/eOZl)

170 Baby Sister Update

Travelogue time!

Joyce and Hubby are on the road. Here's today's report (from Hubby):

"At the UTC mall in Sarasota. Joyce loves shopping, and is enjoying Lamb pita at the Little Greek. Ahi tuna on quinoa salad bed tonight. She is having fun Baklava for dessert.

Then a mid-afternoon Gelato at St Armands Circle.

We leave tomorrow after visiting the Ringling art museum."

What fun!

[To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and our family.]

Posted by: ibguy at July 19, 2017 10:41 PM (vUcdz)

171 McCain has the same type of brain tumor as ibguy's sister and my FIL. my FIL is 3 years younger. 8 months after they discovered the tumor and let's just say that there is no recovering from it. Glioblastoma is a death sentence. Most only make it 1-2 years past diagnosis and 5 year survivors are extremely rare. This is with treatment including surgery, chemo, and radiation. There is no cure. He should step down and spend his remaining time with his family and friends and enjoy the time he has left. This is the reality of the situation.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 19, 2017 10:41 PM (kufk0)

172 That lawyer/author Grisham had an explanation of how the class action suits work. The lawyers make off like bandits.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

It's disgusting.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 10:42 PM (0mRoj)

173 137,

"I knew someone whose dad died of brain cancer."

I knew someone also and there can be many mental problems associated with it from even before it is diagnosed. Reality can get very bent.

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 19, 2017 10:42 PM (d3wbb)

174 Either I'm really over imaginative or she completely lacks imagination.

Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 10:33 PM (aT+Bx)



Tell her one of her devices might be able to see her cooch.

That'll do it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2017 10:42 PM (SRKgf)

175 Saudi chick is kinda hawt!

As muzzles like to live as if it's 700 AD I suggest we nuke them back there . . . .

Western Civilization has explored the Solar System. The United States has sent a spacecraft to every traditional planetary body in our Solar System and 12 men to the Moon and back.

Islam: I see her big toe! I keeeeeel her!

A pox on Humanity.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 19, 2017 10:43 PM (QMwOT)

176 And now Trump is having second thoughts about hiring Roland Freisler Jeff Sessions. But no sane person would ever take the job!!!

Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 19, 2017 10:43 PM (JGsfD)

177 I do think it's absolutely pathetic that nothing, absolutely nothing, even impending death, will get these people to surrender their claw-holds on power.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 10:43 PM (oVJmc)

178 NYC wheelchair accessible?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July




well, bloomberg required every cab to have some kind of trailer hitch and mandated every wheel chair to have the mate so the cab can just plug them in.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 19, 2017 10:43 PM (0wem/)

179 On the plus side I feel better about my physique now...
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2017 10:33 PM (I8zsv)

Heh, don't we all.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 10:40 PM (0mRoj)


To be fair, there was a very small upside to clicking on that link!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:43 PM (gwPgz)

180 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Oh Shit!

Looks too big to eat.

Posted by: Bill Murray in a hazmat suit at July 19, 2017 10:43 PM (/qEW2)

181 Bossy Conservative- My dad was just diagnosed with lung cancer. "It's just small." What he described to me seemed like they were going to do laproscopic surgery next Thrusday and I can't get the day off. I am very worried. He has lost a lot of weight. When I talked to the Dr. a few weeks ago she didn't mention any stages. Not sure what to ask. Any advise?

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2017 10:44 PM (gDoff)

182 [To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and our family.]
Posted by: ibguy at July 19, 2017 10:41 PM (vUcdz)


Ibguy: prayers daily from me. Mercy, grace and healing from God.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 19, 2017 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

183 Thad Cochran, 79

Posted by: MAGA at July 19, 2017 10:44 PM (Tyk2V)

184 Wasn't there something about wars in heaven?

Maybe my work isn't finished after all!

Posted by: John McCain at July 19, 2017 10:44 PM (4ErVI)

185 I was going to amplify on that but decided to leave it as is!
Posted by: Hrothgar

It's a heartbreak to watch someone you care about die by inches.
I know...you know. God bless you, brother.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 19, 2017 10:45 PM (S6Pax)

186 Tube steaks.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2017 10:45 PM (nlbfN)

187 179 I do think it's absolutely pathetic that nothing, absolutely nothing, even impending death, will get these people to surrender their claw-holds on power.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 10:43 PM (oVJmc)

I can't relate to people who covet power over all else. Frankly, I'm extremely wary of people who pursue power for its own sake. They're dangerous.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)

188 188 Tube steaks.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2017 10:45 PM (nlbfN)

The Tube Steak Boogie

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)

189 My Uncle died of brain cancer. I saw him near the end, when the hospice folks showed up. Its awful.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2017 10:46 PM (pY+s4)

190 Ibguy: prayers daily from me. Mercy, grace and healing from God.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 19, 2017 10:44 PM (TdMsT)


We really need a current updated AoS prayer list!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:47 PM (gwPgz)

191 It's a heartbreak to watch someone you care about die by inches.
I know...you know. God bless you, brother.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 19, 2017 10:45 PM (S6Pax)


True dat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2017 10:47 PM (SRKgf)

192 ibguy, it's good to hear that Joyce is out and about.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

193 174 That lawyer/author Grisham had an explanation of how the class action suits work. The lawyers make off like bandits.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

It's disgusting.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 10:42 PM (0mRoj)

Many class action suits settled for millions but the cash figure was only used to calculate the attorney's percentage because the payments to the plaintiffs were made in minimal value coupons that they calculated out to be worth X dollars. Biggest legal scam in world.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 10:47 PM (IDPbH)

194 186 Wasn't there something about wars in heaven?

Maybe my work isn't finished after all!
Posted by: John McCain at July 19, 2017 10:44 PM (4ErVI)

You can hang out with your friend and colleague in hell Teddy Kennedy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 10:47 PM (ZTRlp)

195 [x] McCain

Posted by: Death Panel at July 19, 2017 10:48 PM (XoldI)

196 our Genius Award Winner.
----

Florida, FTW!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 10:48 PM (OdK9v)

197 A family friend died some time ago from pancreatic cancer. He withered away and fast. Horrible horrible disease. Fuck cancer.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 10:48 PM (0mRoj)

198 >>>I knew someone also and there can be many mental
problems associated with it from even before it is diagnosed. Reality
can get very bent.


Posted by: geoffb5 at July 19, 2017 10:42 PM (d3wbb)<<<

So Juan might become... a Conservative?!

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 19, 2017 10:48 PM (N6OCH)

199 You can hang out with your friend and colleague in hell Teddy Kennedy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 10:47 PM (ZTRlp)


Nah, McCain will be one circle up!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:49 PM (gwPgz)

200 The Night of the Living Dead on SyFy. I get to "see" my great-great-great Grandparents. They were in this! (They're buried in that graveyard where the film was shot)

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2017 10:49 PM (pY+s4)

201 When I talked to the Dr. a few weeks ago she didn't mention any stages. Not sure what to ask. Any advise?
Posted by: Infidel

Well, there are a lot of different types of lung cancer.
My Dad died of Mesothelioma back in 1977.

My ex-wife's father died of lung cancer from cigarette smoking. Different kind of cancer.

It's ugly. The earlier the diagnosis, the better chance there is of survival with a combination of surgery, Chemotherapy and/or radiation.
If surgery can cut out the largest cancer mass, then usually they follow up with chemotherapy to kill off the rest of the cancer cells.
If they can't operate, then they treat with chemo to shrink the cancer mass, and then zap it with radiation, then more chemo to kill what's left.
People can be cured and given a lot more years.

I think gracepc (sometimes commenter here) had cancer and it has been arrested and is in remission.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 19, 2017 10:51 PM (S6Pax)

202 My friend's father died from a brain tumor. It is a terrible illness. McCain and his family deserve prayers and well-wishes in the days to come.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at July 19, 2017 10:52 PM (LojpD)

203 Yeah as bad as McCain is, Teddy is swimming in the deep end of the pond if you know what I mean.

Of course they're both responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths, McCain with his endless wars and Teddy with the immigration bill that let in the barbarians who proceeded to kill and rape the natives, but Teddy comes out ahead I think. Such a bastard on so many levels.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2017 10:53 PM (4ErVI)

204 Wanna bet if you follow the money there's a taxi driver's union and/or a taxi company cartel behind it?

Posted by: filbert


If there's anything I learned from Hillary, Bernie, Soros mercenary BLM army etc., it's follow the money. That makes more sense than my theory of spite. Money does indeed make the world go round. "Ideals", even spite, wouldn't be sufficient.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2017 10:53 PM (/qEW2)

205 The teenie weenie defense...heh

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at July 19, 2017 10:54 PM (sB1y1)

206 The feel good story of the day is at the top of the sidebar. Karma is a bitch.

Posted by: S at July 19, 2017 10:54 PM (poT2p)

207 "Glioblastoma is a death sentence."

A coworker's former mother-in-law was diagnosed with glioblastoma and was gone within 2 months. Horrible, horrible diagnosis. I

Posted by: Tuna at July 19, 2017 10:55 PM (jm1YL)

208 >>>The teenie weenie defense...heh
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at July 19, 2017 10:54 PM (sB1y1)<<<




He should worry about a hung jury.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 19, 2017 10:55 PM (N6OCH)

209 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2017 10:53 PM (4ErVI)

Teddy has the personal blood of innocents on his hands!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:56 PM (gwPgz)

210 Your child eats his boogers.

Posted by: Criminal Using Kid's Smart Toys To Spy at July 19, 2017 10:57 PM (XoldI)

211 Maybe can show his support for the V.A. by getting all his treatment there in AZ?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2017 10:57 PM (nlbfN)

212 He should worry about a hung jury.

"MOCK TRIAL WITH J. REINHOLD! MOCK TRIAL WITH J. REINHOLD!

Posted by: William Hung and his Hung Jury at July 19, 2017 10:57 PM (I8zsv)

213 Valerie June, Pushin' Against a Stone

https://youtu.be/RGdJm7weceI

That buzzsaw guitar ...

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2017 10:57 PM (rnAwa)

214 Barack Obama was more consistent in his principles than the mother fckuers in the GOP.

They were always the real enemy.


Thank you, President Trump.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finished at July 19, 2017 10:59 PM (2wRtc)

215 Thanks BC. Dr. seemed to think it was not that big a deal and they caught it early. I am praying, just can't stop worrying.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2017 11:00 PM (gDoff)

216 Minks are a type of weasel.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 19, 2017 11:00 PM (Ri/rl)

217 201. I'm Baphomet with Motel 666, and we'll leave the light on for ya.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 11:01 PM (fA1SL)

218 Mis Hum, where the f do you come up with these pics of burgers and hotdogs that look like they've been projectile vomited up in perfection from the gods? Is it Your grill? Gimme your IP.

Posted by: Corona at July 19, 2017 11:01 PM (PsMRi)

219 Most of the mink have already died.

The domestic mink are not suited to survival in the wild. He lost about half the mink that very night. The first pictures showed hundreds of dead mink around their cages. They didn't even get fifty feet. The heat and humidity this week are also taking a toll on the few surviving mink.

If they aren't back in the cages by now, the only job left is picking up the dead mink.

And Deplorable Jay,

Us Minnesotans almost voted our state for Trump. We came within 40,000 votes for him, and about 3,000 votes in two house districts.

Outside of Minneapolis and St. Paul, we are mostly Republican. As the old Steelworkers die off, I expect our Iron Range to become Republican too.

Posted by: rd at July 19, 2017 11:01 PM (4dz1m)

220 213 Maybe can show his support for the V.A. by getting all his treatment there in AZ?
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2017 10:57 PM (nlbfN)

YES!!! I was just thinking about how his ill gotten gains will provide comfort that people he's fucked with zero care will not have.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 19, 2017 11:01 PM (hscyr)

221 Thad Cochran, 79

Posted by: MAGA


He cheated Chris McDaniel out of the runoff... I hold the voters of AZ responsible for McCain, and I hope he gets better and RETIRES. But as for Thad ... he's a temptation for me to get myself banned, given the tactics he used in that election.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2017 11:01 PM (/qEW2)

222 It's ugly. The earlier the diagnosis, the better chance there is of survival with a combination of surgery, Chemotherapy and/or radiation.
If surgery can cut out the largest cancer mass, then usually they follow up with chemotherapy to kill off the rest of the cancer cells.
If they can't operate, then they treat with chemo to shrink the cancer mass, and then zap it with radiation, then more chemo to kill what's left.
People can be cured and given a lot more years.
--

The first time my mom had lung cancer, it was stage 1B. They removed her whole lung. She was a smoker who stopped the day they told her she had a mass on her lung.

If you're clear for five years, they say you probably won't get it back. It came back five years in. They treated with chemo and radiation and, from what I can tell, it did nothing. It was just too aggressive. She had a year and a half of treatment before she passed away.

Cancer is incredibly horrible.

The doctor wanted me to tell her she was terminal; I would not and would not let them tell her; I'm an only child and my Dad had already passed away. They give her six months; she died a short time later-- I think it was less than two weeks. BTW... she had the best oncologist in the metro detroit area and it didn't matter.

Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 11:01 PM (aT+Bx)

223 "Bossy Conservative- My dad was just diagnosed with lung cancer. "It's just small." What he described to me seemed like they were going to do laproscopic surgery next Thrusday and I can't get the day off. I am very worried. He has lost a lot of weight. When I talked to the Dr. a few weeks ago she didn't mention any stages. Not sure what to ask. Any advise?"

First do your research about lung cancer online. Write down any questions you have for his doctor. If you don't there will be something you forget. Don't be shy about it either.

Posted by: Tuna at July 19, 2017 11:01 PM (jm1YL)

224 207 The teenie weenie defense...heh

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at July 19, 2017 10:54 PM (sB1y1)

He'll never be called a Big Prick.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 11:02 PM (ZTRlp)

225 Good evening, everyone.

I lost my dad to cancer a couple of years ago. He had lung cancer and also a small tumor in his brain.

After seeing him suffer, I could not and will not wish that on anyone, even John McCain.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 11:02 PM (dbCOY)

226 203 When I talked to the Dr. a few weeks ago she didn't mention any stages. Not sure what to ask. Any advise?
Posted by: Infidel


I would ask for a "realistic prognosis".




Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 11:03 PM (+lVUW)

227 Tucker is live on Fox now talking about McCain.

Just had a doctor on who said that sure, you can live two years with the diagnosis McCain has.

I think the guy is talking out of his ass to make the family feel better.

He's 80 and has endured lots of really bad things in his life from a physical standpoint. If the morons here are correct, 2 years is not a reasonable estimate.

Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 11:03 PM (aT+Bx)

228 Rhiannon Giddens - Wayfaring Stranger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1Z4PAZX9Bs

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 11:03 PM (gwPgz)

229 nobody, outside of isis shitheads are on the level of evil as ted kennedy. just glad that prick never lived long enough to see his dream of the death of america fulfilled. i can say nothing good about whatever the fuck that blob was.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 11:03 PM (KP5rU)

230 220 Mis Hum, where the f do you come up with these pics of burgers and hotdogs that look like they've been projectile vomited up in perfection from the gods? Is it Your grill? Gimme your IP.
Posted by: Corona at July 19, 2017 11:01 PM (PsMRi)


If I tell you, I will have to ban you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 11:04 PM (ZTRlp)

231 Cancer is incredibly horrible.

The doctor wanted me to tell her
she was terminal; I would not and would not let them tell her; I'm an
only child and my Dad had already passed away. They give her six months;
she died a short time later--
===

Being diagnosed with cancer places John McCain into a group of people that are better and more decent than he is in every possible way.

May he go quickly, and suffer little.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finished at July 19, 2017 11:05 PM (2wRtc)

232 I would ask for a "realistic prognosis".
--

I'd say saying about stages is probably better.

Lower the number the better; some can be cured with surgery, some cannot.

They really have no effing clue re: prognosis. It's just a somewhat educated guesstimate.

Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 11:05 PM (aT+Bx)

233 McCain served his country honorably and well, as far as I know, so I take no pleasure in his illness.

Meanwhile, that worthless cocksucker Soros, who by all rights should have ended up as a bar of soap, lives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2017 11:05 PM (SRKgf)

234 We all have term limits

Posted by: Satan at July 19, 2017 11:05 PM (FTPVM)

235 Minks are a type of weasel.
Posted by: CaliGirl
-------

As opposed to a Minx, which is a floozie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 11:05 PM (OdK9v)

236 213 Maybe can show his support for the V.A. by getting all his treatment there in AZ?
Posted by: andycanuck


Well, I hear they have some really cool solar panels on the roof of the hospital.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 11:05 PM (+lVUW)

237 First do your research about lung cancer online. Write down any questions you have for his doctor. If you don't there will be something you forget. Don't be shy about it either.

Posted by: Tuna at July 19, 2017 11:01 PM (jm1YL)


Most excellent advice, have a written list of researched questions because you will miss things if you don't have an organized approach!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 11:06 PM (gwPgz)

238 I hope that John McCain fights the cancer to the end many years from now. I honor his Naval Service.

I hope he retires and spends his time with his family, and fighting this cancer. Too bad AZ didn't give him the chance to spend the last six months with his family.

Posted by: rd at July 19, 2017 11:06 PM (4dz1m)

239 Thanks all. I am taking notes and any constructive advise you may have.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2017 11:06 PM (gDoff)

240 "We really need a current updated AoS prayer list!
-Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:47 PM (gwPgz)

This is what I have:

Red1c4- Employment

Fox2!- Bloodwork and colonoscopy

Abby- SJW children won't talk as she deals with Father in coma.

Carol- Brother's eventual passing.

Stringer Davis- losing part of remaining kidney.

Neil- Back pain, possible surgery

Gingy- Father's liver, lost 20+ lbs. rapidly.

Shibumi- Future employment

Mindful Webworker- Premature Grandchild

LadyLibertarian- Father's fall, broken nose, complications

Bebe's- Sister and the fight over the house she's living in.

Iron Mike Golf- Granddaughter

pookysgirl- Husband's mental health

Jade Sea- Husband's cancer.

tcn- Husband's tumor/lung/lymph?

Anna Puma- Employment advancement

Moron Pundit- F.I.L. heart surgery

junior- Employment

thathalfrican- Mother and Aunt cancer

Insomniac- Employment, (and probably sleep... lol)

Duke Lowell- Son in need of healing

Mikey- Employment

Captain Whitebread- Job/ depression.

Miley- Hours not be cut, employment opportunities.

IC- Employment

Mortimer- Employment

Jinx- Loss of Mother

Emmie- Relationship with Daughter

Vic- Cancer returned

ReneeTX- Terminal brain cancer

Booknlass- Relationship with Daughter

Ladylibertarian- Relationship with Daughter

Brother Cavil- Legal issues after Father's death.

FenelonSpoke- Husband's job search

Slap- Father's declining mental and physical health


That's what I have. I'm not here all day, so some of these issues may have been resolved and others are not included because I haven't seen them.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:07 PM (Ckg4U)

241 192 Ibguy: prayers daily from me. Mercy, grace and healing from God.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 19, 2017 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

We really need a current updated AoS prayer list!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 10:47 PM (gwPgz)



Yes--Slapweasel put together a comprehensive list a while back, which was very nice. I can't always remember all the various needs and petitions that I read about here--but God does. I just ask that He surround those here who have needs of any kind, and to shower mercy, grace and healing down upon them.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 19, 2017 11:07 PM (TdMsT)

242 Cancer is pure biological evil.

A reminder - the Reds in Romania used to give dissidents chest x-rays lasting five minutes or longer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 11:07 PM (fA1SL)

243 If I tell you, I will have to ban you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
--------

And there are no hamburgers at Camp Banhammer. Don't ask how I know this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 11:07 PM (OdK9v)

244 227 After seeing him suffer, I could not and will not wish that on anyone, even John McCain.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 11:02 PM (

Oh I didn't & don't wish it on him. But i can't muster sympathy for anyone but his wife. I've never seen anything about her being a shitty person. She was always poised & graceful in public during his presidential campaign. He's a nasty, smarmy, conniving sack of shit. Karma's a bitch.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 19, 2017 11:08 PM (hscyr)

245 That's what I have. I'm not here all day, so some of these issues may have been resolved and others are not included because I haven't seen them.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:07 PM (Ckg4U)


Ah--whilst I was typing away--you posted the list!

May I make a personal request? All is fairly well with my daughter, but my very elderly dad appears to be declining.

Thanks, Slap.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 19, 2017 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

246 219 201. I'm Baphomet with Motel 666, and we'll leave the light on for ya.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 11:01 PM (fA1SL)

How are the Nightbreed doing?

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 11:10 PM (0mRoj)

247 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:07 PM (Ckg4U)

Thanks SW. Every time I get a prayer list I realize how many people are up against really bad times in so many different way!

Makes me very humble!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 11:10 PM (gwPgz)

248 I assume that McCain's addled performance in the Comey hearings was due to this, and not 'late night baseball.' If so, retirement would be the right decision to make.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 11:11 PM (oVJmc)

249
Mortimer- Employment

====

I'm good. Thank you.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finished at July 19, 2017 11:11 PM (2wRtc)

250 "May I make a personal request? All is fairly well with my daughter, but my very elderly dad appears to be declining.

Thanks, Slap.
"
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 19, 2017 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

Yes, ma'am. Noted.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:11 PM (Ckg4U)

251 >>>The 13th Doctor's next episode with Madame Vastra should be ... interesting



Posted by: kbdabear at July 19, 2017 10:15 PM (AOrEZ)<<<

Doctor Ho

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 19, 2017 11:11 PM (N6OCH)

252 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:07 PM (Ckg4U)

You're a mensch, Slap.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)

253 wonder what Linda Sarsour would do to m'loins were she to show a little leg, her belly button, and her hair...

I denounce myself!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 19, 2017 10:00 PM (e9G8E)


Triple-bagger.

Butter Face.

Etc.

Denouncing self immediately.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 19, 2017 10:04 PM (xID9/)



Only the homely ...

Posted by: Roy Orbison at July 19, 2017 11:11 PM (/qEW2)

254 "I'm good. Thank you."
-Posted by: Mortimer - Finished at July 19, 2017 11:11 PM (2wRtc)

Good Deal!

-you're welcome, Sir.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:12 PM (Ckg4U)

255 248. Yeah..... *wistful face*

You blink and one day, your little imp's a full-grown archdemon

**hums 'Sunrise, Sunset,' and 'Cat's Cradle'. And 'Give You Up,' because demonic**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 11:12 PM (fA1SL)

256 Moron already dubbed xer Dr. Whoha

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2017 11:12 PM (iz3fP)

257 "You're a mensch, Slap."
-Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)

I'm just a guy with a keyboard.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:13 PM (Ckg4U)

258 Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T)

Thank you, kind sir. Helps to be well organized.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 19, 2017 11:13 PM (hyuyC)

259 i'm thinking mccain was sick longer than any of us will ever know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 11:13 PM (KP5rU)

260 Slap - Last night's ONT, post 499: http://tinyurl.com/ycw454kz

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 11:13 PM (OdK9v)

261

If he makes it to Xmas his favorite present will be a drool bib. It's in his frontal lobe and he won't be thinking well much longer. I honor his military service I condemn his public service. Retire and be at peace.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 19, 2017 11:14 PM (qul7b)

262 Prayers up for all members of the horde and their loved ones.

Also continued prayers for Joyce. I'm happy to hear the sister updates.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 19, 2017 11:14 PM (Ri/rl)

263 Palp, you hitched yet? I don't remember if you set the date. Between dad and the new job . . . .

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2017 11:14 PM (gDoff)

264 A bit of truth and background.

Round 'bout '97/'98, I ran the call center for one of the premier baseball & softball catalog (& barely new internet) sales operations, based in San Antonio, TX.

I was about 40 y/o, and my admin was a 26 y/o, bright, cheerful, intelligent and hard working young lady whom I'd plucked from a phone-sales chair, and promoted to the management side of the house.

Two months later, her boyfriend "felt" a lump in her breast....and he was an absolute pit-bull in dragging her to the M.D. to get it checked out.

As you might've already guessed, it was the bad news. It was the worst news.

I came to her hospital room shortly after she awoke from her radical++ mastectomy.

Her family and a couple friends drifted out of the room, most of 'em down the hall to the cafeteria.

She made sure no one was around but me, and then told me quite plainly; "They didn't get it all, Jim." And swore me to silence.

Five months later, she was gone. I was there with her family and fiancée, when she went.

One day after her 27th birthday, at that.

As much as I despise John McCain, he's now in my earnest prayers. Because I hate cancer, even more. Infinitely more.

Love one another, Horde. Love one another, now and evermore.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2017 11:15 PM (v5iqM)

265 261
i'm thinking mccain was sick longer than any of us will ever know. ===

The Tumor That Rallied The Senate Against President Trump?


yeah. I can see that.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finished at July 19, 2017 11:16 PM (2wRtc)

266 Mis Hum - "If I tell you, I will have to ban you."

Good point.

Posted by: Corona at July 19, 2017 11:16 PM (PsMRi)

267 I'd say saying about stages is probably better.

Lower the number the better; some can be cured with surgery, some cannot.

They really have no effing clue re: prognosis. It's just a somewhat educated guesstimate.
Posted by: shibumi


You're probably right. My mom was diagnosed with breast cancer at 82 or 83. It was described as late stage. They didn't assign a number. The oncologist said he could give her 5 years. She lived 10 years cancer free. In the end she died from pneumonia.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 11:16 PM (+lVUW)

268 If he makes it to Xmas his favorite present will be a drool bib. It's in his frontal lobe and he won't be thinking well much longer. I honor his military service I condemn his public service. Retire and be at peace.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 19, 2017 11:14 PM (qul7b)

Is there any legal mechanism for McCain to be forcibly retired from the Senate? Even if the cancer doesn't claim that part of his brain needed to make "wise" decisions, he's going to be increasingly gooned up on pain killers, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2017 11:16 PM (XUcIQ)

269 -Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 11:13 PM (OdK9v)

Thank you, Sir!

Christopher R. Taylor- Health and depression.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:17 PM (Ckg4U)

270 265. Nope. She - they - want at least a one-year engagement. I'm okay with that, which is surprising.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 11:18 PM (fA1SL)

271 Not ready to deal with summer ending yet. We're in the heart of baseball season. It's great to wear shorts all the time. Stays light till well after 8. Dinner outside with friends last night.

I did some light weeding tonight for about an hour and was dripping wet in the high humidity that lingers this time of yeaR I hate the humidity but not close to ready for end of summer yet.


Posted by: RM at July 19, 2017 11:18 PM (eP+dt)

272 Somewhere Miss Lindsey Graham is crying like a baby.




... and it'll be worse when he hears about McCain's tumor.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 19, 2017 11:18 PM (N6OCH)

273 Of the 3 friends I recently lost was one that was constantly berating another mutual friend about his lifestyle (which had some merit, yes...).

He is now dead, and the mutual friend lives on.

Posted by: navybrat at July 19, 2017 11:18 PM (w7KSn)

274 My husband's late wife died of lung cancer. It was less than six months after diagnosis. There is a difference in types of lung cancer and some are more treatable than others. She was 59 when she died.

It really helps if you can talk to someone that has dealt or is dealing with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 19, 2017 11:19 PM (Lqy/e)

275 I honor his military service I condemn his public service. Retire and be at peace.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 19, 2017 11:14 PM (qul7b)

Well said.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 11:19 PM (ZTRlp)

276 265 Palp, you hitched yet? I don't remember if you set the date. Between dad and the new job . . . .
Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2017 11:14 PM (gDoff)

Hey, he said we were all invited. And then he ditched us & did it. He was probably worried about the bar bill we would run up. Can't say I blame him. And that's before bail money...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 19, 2017 11:19 PM (hscyr)

277 "On Tuesday, Saudi Arabian state TV announced via Twitter that the woman had been taken into custody by police and that the case had been referred to the general prosecutor."


40 lashes, and I'll volunteer to administer the punishment. But I'm sure I'll be in line behind many other morons.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 19, 2017 11:20 PM (lIZQs)

278 Just saw the Senator McCain's diagnosis (glioblastoma), and read some of the comments.

I'm no fan of Teh Maverick, but would not wish this on *anyone*.

May he and his family be comforted.

Posted by: ibguy at July 19, 2017 11:20 PM (vUcdz)

279 Thanks all!! Bedtime for Bonzo.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2017 11:20 PM (gDoff)

280 I wonder how many of the Senate and the House are on opioids right now.

Posted by: Corona at July 19, 2017 11:20 PM (PsMRi)

281 266; damn, jim you said it best. i watched my father in law die with lung cancer. awful. and, the dude never smoked. watching the guy waste away to nothing was really tough on my wife. i would never wish that shit on anybody.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 11:20 PM (KP5rU)

282 "Thanks all. I am taking notes and any constructive advise you may have."

Be your father's advocate. Read about and understand his treatments. Know what medications he takes and why he is taking them. As I said above, don't be shy. If something concerns you ask the doctor about it.

Posted by: Tuna at July 19, 2017 11:21 PM (jm1YL)

283 Is there any legal mechanism for McCain to be forcibly retired from the Senate? Even if the cancer doesn't claim that part of his brain needed to make "wise" decisions, he's going to be increasingly gooned up on pain killers, right?

He can be impeached. He can be recalled by election if AZ allows that. He can be relieved of his committee assignments and his security clearances can be suspended and he can be given indefinite medical leave.

If he or his owners have any class he will resign with a great send off party.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 19, 2017 11:21 PM (qul7b)

284 ..."As much as I despise John McCain, he's now in my earnest prayers. Because I hate cancer, even more. Infinitely more.

Love one another, Horde. Love one another, now and evermore.
"


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

-Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2017 11:15 PM (v5iqM)

God Bless her Family and thank you for The Big Picture.

Love you, Brother!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:21 PM (Ckg4U)

285 Slap...you forgot my FIL. He also has glioblastoma.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 19, 2017 11:21 PM (kufk0)

286 "Even if the cancer doesn't claim that part of his brain needed to make "wise" decisions, "

oh come on, can't lose what ya never had.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2017 11:22 PM (V2Yro)

287 Yes, they are felons not nitwits.

But that there are farms with "tens of thousands" of minks is grotesque.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 19, 2017 11:22 PM (sNESL)

288 The daughter of a friend of Her Majesty was diagnosed with a brain tumor. They thought they caught it early. Chemo was planned.

The very first treatment caused her brain to swell and killed her. It was her 22nd birthday. An accomplished, talented Christian girl. Her funeral at a large Lutheran church was packed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2017 11:22 PM (RO6/m)

289 U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions said the Justice Department will issue new directives to increase the federal govenment's use of civil asset forfeiture, a controversial practice that allows law enforcement to seize property from suspected criminals without charging them with a crime.

Not only do the feds seize property without even charging the owner with any crime but they often slap a gag order on the owner (who isn't charged) that he can't even talk to anyone about the property or the seizure. Yep, the feral government really likes to do that.

BTW, this crap either started or really got ramped up to 11 under Reagan and the War on Drugs. I don't know the relevant SCOTUS decisions on this but anyone who found this Constitutional in any way needed to be impeached, tossed off the bench and deported to some hell-hole where he would obviously feel more at home.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2017 11:22 PM (rZ+mb)

290 Slap, can you add my mom to the list? She needs a stent, but she hasn't been well enough for her doctor to allow it.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 11:23 PM (dbCOY)

291 I wish McCain well, but wish more that this tumour thing had happened to some other, more-deserving, thwarted aspirant to the throne...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 19, 2017 11:23 PM (e9G8E)

292 "It really helps if you can talk to someone that has dealt or is dealing with it."

Indeed! Hospitals always have support groups for families of cancer patients.

Posted by: Tuna at July 19, 2017 11:23 PM (jm1YL)

293 You need accommodation for your wheelchair? Grab on to the leash...

Posted by: Clark Griswold at July 19, 2017 11:23 PM (OBJWS)

294 Is there any legal mechanism for McCain to be forcibly retired from the Senate?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 19, 2017 11:21 PM (qul7b)


LOL. A dead guy ran for the Senate and won. They don't need no stinkin' legal mechanisms ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2017 11:24 PM (rZ+mb)

295 yeesh. You people are making me glad I'm an antisocial recluse with maybe about 2 meatspace friends, maybe not even that, who maintains extremely limited contact with family. Thanks, I guess.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2017 11:24 PM (/qEW2)

296 293. That one's got the kuru and wet-brain.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 11:24 PM (fA1SL)

297 But that there are farms with "tens of thousands" of minks is grotesque.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 19, 2017 11:22 PM (sNESL)

There are farms with tens of thousands of chickens. Or hogs, or turkeys.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2017 11:24 PM (XUcIQ)

298 "Slap...you forgot my FIL. He also has glioblastoma."
-Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 19, 2017 11:21 PM (kufk0)

My apologies for those who I have not been witness to. Anyone who needs to be added to the list will be added tonight.

I have no work tomorrow, so I will stay as long as I can.

Your F.I.L. has now been added, lin-duh fell.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:24 PM (Ckg4U)

299 "293 I wish McCain well, but wish more that this tumour thing had happened to some other, more-deserving, thwarted aspirant to the throne..."

They'll get theirs, sooner or later. We all do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2017 11:24 PM (V2Yro)

300 Q. (From 2018 freshman college student) -What's a John McCain?

A. Its a sex maneuver where you blindfold your wife then let neighborhood dirty hippies and minorities fuck her for money and favors.

Posted by: Shiggz at July 19, 2017 11:25 PM (X8Fea)

301 I will pray for Sen. McCain's quick healing and rapid recovery!

I disagree with most of his politics.
I very much honor his service in the USN, as his father before him and his father before him and McCain's own son now.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 19, 2017 11:25 PM (QMwOT)

302 A lot of elderly politicians in powerful positions these days.

Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2017 11:25 PM (XoldI)

303 "Slap, can you add my mom to the list? She needs a stent, but she hasn't been well enough for her doctor to allow it."
-Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 11:23 PM (dbCOY)

Yes, Sir. Consider it done.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:25 PM (Ckg4U)

304 301. 'We all got it comin', kid.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 11:25 PM (fA1SL)

305 Oh I didn't & don't wish it on him. But i can't muster sympathy for anyone but his wife. I've never seen anything about her being a shitty person. She was always poised & graceful in public during his presidential campaign. He's a nasty, smarmy, conniving sack of shit. Karma's a bitch.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy


I think some of his sons are probably pretty good people. I believe his youngest son enlisted as a marine shortly after high school graduation. He was probably the only member of McCain's family who went into the military without being an officer.
Considering that not only is his father a senator, his mother is a rich business owner. Something went right with that kid.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 11:25 PM (+lVUW)

306 I have cancer (stage 2 prostate, which I will beat), and can testify it is no fucking fun whatsoever.

McCain has frosted my ass plenty over the years, but I have nothing but sympathy for him on this one.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 19, 2017 11:26 PM (sNESL)

307 Roy Orbison's voice is an amazing instrument. I still get chills when I hear him sing "It's Over." Jeff Lynne did a wonderful job producing his last album, along with the final one by Del Shannon.

As for B*tch McConnell and the GOP losers, I knew they wouldn't keep their word to repeal Obamacare. I'm hopeful the thing collapses on its own, thus making its repeal unnecessary. All they told us was "If only we had the Senate...if only we had the White House." They do and it's been a pathetic bunch of nothing.

One thing I will say for the Prog-commies is they stick to their nation-destroying agenda no matter the cost. They don't throw their hands up and quit. They might be godless handmaids of Satan, but they are men/women/other of action.

Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at July 19, 2017 11:26 PM (FMgad)

308 We all know that Social Security is one of this country's greatest success stories in the 20th century.
Mitch McConnell


Fucking useless a-hole.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2017 11:26 PM (sdi6R)

309 Thanks slap!

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 19, 2017 11:26 PM (kufk0)

310
They'll get theirs, sooner or later. We all do.
Posted by: Tom Servo
--------------

No exceptions to date.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 11:26 PM (OdK9v)

311 278 265 Palp, you hitched yet? I don't remember if you set the date. Between dad and the new job . . . .
Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2017 11:14 PM (gDoff)

Hey, he said we were all invited. And then he ditched us & did it. He was probably worried about the bar bill we would run up. Can't say I blame him. And that's before bail money...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 19, 2017 11:19 PM (hscyr)


Yes--a wiser sense clearly prevailed there!!!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 19, 2017 11:26 PM (TdMsT)

312 Thanks all!! Bedtime for Bonzo.

Please, guys. No racial slurs.

Posted by: Harambe at July 19, 2017 11:27 PM (/qEW2)

313 289 Yes, they are felons not nitwits.

But that there are farms with "tens of thousands" of minks is grotesque.
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 19, 2017 11:22 PM (sNESL)

No more grotesque than the farms with tens of thousands of chickens, turkeys, sheep, cows, etc......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 11:27 PM (ZTRlp)

314 313. Nix! Nix! It's precisely because of folly (on her part) that this thing has a chance at all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 11:28 PM (fA1SL)

315 I identify as Phoebe Cates Brian Jones, haters.

Posted by: SUV in the swimming pool at July 19, 2017 10:00 PM (t/LX3)


FIFY


Posted by: Kindlot at July 19, 2017 11:29 PM (mkDpn)

316 "Thanks slap!"
-Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 19, 2017 11:26 PM (kufk0)

*doffs cap*

Yes, Ma'am.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:29 PM (Ckg4U)

317 308 Posted by: Blacksheep at July 19, 2017 11:26 PM (sNESL)

You're on my prayer list!
You WILL beat it!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 19, 2017 11:29 PM (QMwOT)

318 Thanks all!! Bedtime for Bonzo.

Please, guys. No racial slurs.
Posted by: Harambe
------------

S'ok. I've broken the glass ceiling.

Posted by: Gorillapundit at July 19, 2017 11:29 PM (OdK9v)

319 We all know that Social Security is one of this country's greatest success stories in the 20th century.
Mitch McConnell



Fuck off you twat.

Posted by: Wright Brothers at July 19, 2017 11:31 PM (pY+s4)

320 We all know that Social Security is one of this country's greatest success stories in the 20th century. Mitch McConnell

-
Kymbaya, my lord. Kumbaya.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 19, 2017 11:31 PM (Nwg0u)

321 Kick its Ass, Blacksheep!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:31 PM (Ckg4U)

322 A lot of elderly politicians in powerful positions these days.

There's a word past 'elderly' which I can't think of right now. These sick people are more than elderly. They're preserved husks of former humans.

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2017 11:31 PM (zEjuG)

323 307 Considering that not only is his father a senator, his mother is a rich business owner. Something went right with that kid.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 11:25 PM (+lVUW)

I completely blanked on other kids, including the first set that he abandoned. The fat, insipid attention whore is the always front & center.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 19, 2017 11:31 PM (hscyr)

324 Round 'bout '97/'98, I ran the call center for one of the premier baseball & softball catalog (& barely new internet) sales operations, based in San Antonio, TX.

I was about 40 y/o, and my admin was a 26 y/o, bright, cheerful, intelligent and hard working young lady whom I'd plucked from a phone-sales chair, and promoted to the management side of the house.

Two months later, her boyfriend "felt" a lump in her breast ... and he was an absolute pit-bull in dragging her to the M.D. to get it checked out.

As you might've already guessed, it was the bad news. It was the worst news.

I came to her hospital room shortly after she awoke from her radical++ mastectomy.

Her family and a couple friends drifted out of the room, most of 'em down the hall to the cafeteria.

She made sure no one was around but me, and then told me quite plainly; "They didn't get it all, Jim." And swore me to silence.

Five months later, she was gone. I was there with her family and fianc�e, when she went.

One day after her 27th birthday, at that.

As much as I despise John McCain, he's now in my earnest prayers. Because I hate cancer, even more. Infinitely more.

Love one another, Horde. Love one another, now and evermore.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2017 11:15 PM (v5iqM)


A month ago a friend I played ball with scored the winning run in the bottom of the ninth. He didn't feel well, and went to the ER, where he was diagnosed with stage IV stomach cancer.

I attended his memorial last week.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2017 11:31 PM (SRKgf)

325 But that there are farms with "tens of thousands" of minks is grotesque.
Posted by: Blacksheep
----------

Pfft. Check out any ivy league farm. Now, *that's* grotesque.

Posted by: Gorillapundit at July 19, 2017 11:32 PM (OdK9v)

326 He can be impeached. He can be recalled by election if AZ allows that. He can be relieved of his committee assignments and his security clearances can be suspended and he can be given indefinite medical leave.

If he or his owners have any class he will resign with a great send off party.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 19, 2017 11:21 PM (qul7b)


The Senate can expel him.

That's pretty much it.

Posted by: The Senatorial Hat at July 19, 2017 11:32 PM (vBeA5)

327 One thing I will say for the Prog-commies is they stick to their nation-destroying agenda no matter the cost. They don't throw their hands up and quit. They might be godless handmaids of Satan, but they are men/women/other of action.
Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at July 19, 2017 11:26 PM (FMgad)


I've come to understand that politics is the religion of most members of the far left. They worship their masters, and apostates are punished severely.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 19, 2017 11:32 PM (TdMsT)

328 From a story that went up on Drudge:

A Toronto man who spent $550 building a set of stairs in his community park says he has no regrets, despite the city's insistence that he should have waited for a $65,000 city project to handle the problem. The city is now threatening to tear down the stairs because they were not built to regulation standards.

LOL. The city could charge the guy $20,000 for the demolition and really make out.

Of course, this is all in Canadian dollars so it isn't real money ... but still.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2017 11:32 PM (rZ+mb)

329 I very much honor his service in the USN, as his father before him and his father before him and McCain's own son now.
Posted by: The Man from Athens

His other son, James was a line marine and ended up a lance corp non-com, served in combat in Iraq. His brother at Annapolis urged him to come home and get into the Academy.
He doesn't talk much about it, and has kept a low profile since coming home.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 19, 2017 11:33 PM (S6Pax)

330 "There's a word past 'elderly' which I can't think of right now. These sick people are more than elderly. They're preserved husks of former humans."
-Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2017 11:31 PM (zEjuG)

"Decrepit"

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:33 PM (Ckg4U)

331 And I've learned from my experience that desire is 80% of achievement. That if you really, really want something, if you really, really, really want to do something, that the vast majority of achieving it is wanting it.
...

-Limbaugh commenting on the Quisling Senate GOP and their "effort" to repeal Obamacare.


At this point, it seems the GOP cannot be motivated to have any sort of "desire". They are about as effective as giving viagra to Caitlyn Jenner.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2017 11:34 PM (/qEW2)

332 We all know that Social Security is one of this country's greatest success stories in the 20th century.
Mitch McConnell


Fucking useless a-hole.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2017 11:26 PM (sdi6R)


All the Turtles seem to love Social Security. It did manage to make it out of the 20th century - just barely - and it won't take down the whole US government until a few decades into the 21st, so ... that's pretty successful in the eyes of any socialist or useful idiot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2017 11:35 PM (rZ+mb)

333 Didn't they wheel in some senator or representative on a roll away bed some years ago to vote on legislation?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2017 11:35 PM (IqV8l)

334 May I make a personal request? All is fairly well with my daughter, but my very elderly dad appears to be declining.

Thanks, Slap.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian


Prayers sent. In addition, I went through this with my late father. It helps to find out what help is available in your area. There can be organizations that help you to find out what services are available.

There are agencies that can be paid by the hour to help out with health aides, light housekeeping, grocery shopping, transportation, and so on. There are nursing services that can check up on health issues.
Then there is assisted living.

I've been pissed at AARP since they helped push Obamacare. But I think they can give you an idea of what services there are in your area.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 11:36 PM (+lVUW)

335 @319 - Thank you. I am fortunate to be in the MD Anderson system in Houston, so as long as nothing crazy happens I will indeed beat it.

I quit drinking, eating meat and anything else I can identify that's been chemically treated, and I never miss a medical session.

I am young, strong, and blessed, and will almost certainly be fine. And if it all goes awry? Well, my plan is to walk through the front gates of heaven with my head held high.

I can't count the mistakes and crappy things I have done in my life, but I am a believer, I have confessed, and I will accept whatever result God has in store for me.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 19, 2017 11:36 PM (sNESL)

336 Didn't they wheel in some senator or representative on a roll away bed some years ago to vote on legislation?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot


Thad Cochran. He should retire too. Really ridiculous.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 19, 2017 11:37 PM (S6Pax)

337 Love one another, Horde.

Have a blessed night everyone, with rose petals strewn on your bed, and no smart toys in the room or earshot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 19, 2017 11:37 PM (hyuyC)

338 IIRC, Elvis once called Orbison the greatest singer ever. I love covering his songs at karaoke. He may have been a white boy from Wink, Texas, but he had soul.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 11:38 PM (dbCOY)

339 Suck my horny barbed cock and fuck off

Posted by: Satan at July 19, 2017 11:38 PM (FTPVM)

340 Quisling Senate GOP and their "effort" to repeal Obamacare.

We have to honor John's dying wishes....

And they're sure are a lot of them!

Posted by: We prefer the term 'Vichy' at July 19, 2017 11:38 PM (OBJWS)

341 >>>Didn't they wheel in some senator or representative on a roll away bed some years ago to vote on legislation?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2017 11:35 PM (IqV8l)<<<

And I'd still be voting if they wheeled me back in!

Posted by: zombie Sheets Byrd at July 19, 2017 11:38 PM (N6OCH)

342 My prayers for everyone suffering directly or indirectly from cancer. My brother died of lung cancer last June. I hate the disease.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 19, 2017 11:39 PM (9Cxyk)

343 >>>We all know that Social Security is one of this country's greatest success stories in the 20th century.
Mitch McConnell

Yeah, "successful" in that both parties are able to hold Soc.Sec. pensioners hostage every time the budget is being negotiated.

Asshole.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 19, 2017 11:39 PM (wALSI)

344 Didn't they wheel in some senator or representative on a roll away bed some years ago to vote on legislation?

Yeah: Sen. Robert "Sheets" (former kkk--for real) Byrd. Dude was an animated corpse, brought in to help pass zerocare.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at July 19, 2017 11:39 PM (5muuD)

345 I lost my Dad in '99 to cancer. His funeral was on the day he was supposed to start chemo. i know i'll see him again.

I'm sorry for Sen. McCain and his family.

I've seen progress in my rel. with my daughters, although two of the four are still quite troubled.

depression comes back and ambushes me lately. I've just taken on a sizable service project, to stay real busy.

thank you for your prayers, and for that prayer list. and the good company@the HQ





Posted by: booknlass at July 19, 2017 11:39 PM (6Xf+s)

346 I can see McCain doing a Christopher Pike on the Senate Floor in a few months.

BEEP BEEEEEEEP

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2017 11:40 PM (V2Yro)

347 Re:McCain

This will somehow be the excuse to shut the entire Senate down, won't it?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 19, 2017 11:40 PM (psH+N)

348 ..."I can't count the mistakes and crappy things I have done in my life, but I am a believer, I have confessed, and I will accept whatever result God has in store for me."
-Posted by: Blacksheep at July 19, 2017 11:36 PM (sNESL)

http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm

I LOVE that prayer and recite it often because I need it. Without it, I lose myself in selfish indulgence and anger.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:41 PM (Ckg4U)

349 349. Yep. Something Something decorum.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 11:41 PM (fA1SL)

350 341 Suck my horny barbed cock
Posted by: Satan at July 19, 2017 11:38 PM (FTPVM)

Oooohhhhh...don't even want to contemplate swallowing.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 19, 2017 11:42 PM (hscyr)

351 depression comes back and ambushes me lately. I've just taken on a sizable service project, to stay real busy.

I'm sound tech on our community theatre's current production, and that's helping me somewhat. It's only when I'm home, at night, with nothing to occupy my mind that the ol' black dog shows up...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 11:42 PM (dbCOY)

352
A month ago a friend I played ball with scored the winning run in the bottom of the ninth. He didn't feel well, and went to the ER, where he was diagnosed with stage IV stomach cancer.

I attended his memorial last week.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2017 11:31 PM (SRKgf)



We meet, sir, and I'm buying the first round.

The toast will be to Absent Friends.

Would it be prudent to warn the bartender about hurled barware and shattered glass?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2017 11:43 PM (v5iqM)

353 324 A lot of elderly politicians in powerful positions these days.

There's a word past 'elderly' which I can't think of right now. These sick people are more than elderly. They're preserved husks of former humans.
Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2017 11:31 PM (zEjuG)

The miracle of life expectancy extended.

My maternal grandmother passed from a brain tumor about 6 months before I was born.

My paternal grandmother left the original misanthropic

So i grew up with 2 grand dads but no grandmans.


I turned out ok. SO the shrink says.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 11:43 PM (ZTRlp)

354 349; how would we be able to tell?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 11:43 PM (KP5rU)

355 I saw my dad die of dementia over a period of 17 years. Believe me, McCain is getting off easy.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 19, 2017 11:43 PM (lIZQs)

356 >>>>Would it be prudent to warn the bartender about hurled barware and shattered glass?


Bring your own Red Solo cups.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 11:44 PM (ZTRlp)

357 The reign of McCain,
Falls mainly upon his brain.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 19, 2017 11:44 PM (N6OCH)

358 My wife and I are spending the night in a $900 per night hotel room in Banff courtesy of her brother who wanted his siblings together for a family gathering.
Very generous of him but now I'm conflicted because I've always found him to be annoying.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 19, 2017 11:44 PM (9Cxyk)

359 We meet, sir, and I'm buying the first round.

The toast will be to Absent Friends.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2017 11:43 PM (v5iqM)


And I'm buying the second, fourth, and sixth rounds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2017 11:44 PM (SRKgf)

360 The Tumor That Rallied The Senate Against President Trump?

yeah. I can see that.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finished


I think McCain, like many politicians, is a narcissist. It must bug the hell out of him that Trump was able to win while he lost. I think his opposition to Trump is pettiness and jealousy.

That being said. I wouldn't wish brain cancer on anyone. And yeah, it would be better for him, his family, and his constituents for him to retire. Brain cancer WILL affect his mind and his ability to function.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 11:45 PM (+lVUW)

361 if we replaced the current senate with a building full of fapping chimps watcing porn, more shit would get done than anything the current shitbags have accomplished.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 11:45 PM (KP5rU)

362 353 It's only when I'm home, at night, with nothing to occupy my mind that the ol' black dog shows up...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 11:42 PM (

Dude. That's what our dumb, drunk asses are for.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 19, 2017 11:45 PM (hscyr)

363 305 Slap

Would you be so kind as to add my sister Joyce (glioblastoma).

Also "Just wonderin" 's sister Lisa, who also has cancer.

Posted by: ibguy at July 19, 2017 11:45 PM (vUcdz)

364 360 My wife and I are spending the night in a $900 per night hotel room in Banff courtesy of her brother who wanted his siblings together for a family gathering.
Very generous of him but now I'm conflicted because I've always found him to be annoying.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 19, 2017 11:44 PM (9Cxyk

What does he expect for $900 night.
I guess my visit to the mother in laws will be cheap at $125 night.

good luck norhternlurker

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 11:47 PM (ZTRlp)

365 Thing about glioblastoma is it is in your brain. You will lose control of your body. You will lose memories. You will most likely not remember your family or friends in the end. In other words you lose yourself before you die. It is a horrible way to go and I don't wish it upon anyone.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 19, 2017 11:47 PM (kufk0)

366 As I mentioned previously (can't mention the thread, or I' ll be banned) life expectancy has been increased, but those years are usually added on to the end of life, not the middle, where it would do the most good for humanity.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 19, 2017 11:48 PM (lIZQs)

367 Dude. That's what our dumb, drunk asses are for.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 19, 2017 11:45 PM (hscyr)


Dudette. That's why I'm here.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 11:48 PM (dbCOY)

368 A disability rights group in New York City has filed a class-action lawsuit against Uber, alleging the company doesn't do enough to provide for riders who need wheelchair-accessible vehicles.
The suit, filed today, says that the few wheelchair-accessible vehicles (WAVs) available in New York aren't enough to accommodate the large disabled population - there are less than 100 to serve all five boroughs. It was brought by Disability Rights Advocates on behalf of a number of local advocacy groups.



I read this and it pissed me off. Not the actual story though. Just the bullshit ADA crap. I have to go to the next town over to take my dogs to a dog park. However apparently I did not know that there is a "dog park" in my town. It just isn't enclosed. There have been efforts to get it fenced so your dogs could be off leash, and it actually did get approved to happen. Then some bitch from out of town has apparently complained that this dog park won't be handicap accessible for her so its all been put on hold. Such bull shit.

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2017 11:48 PM (cAnNx)

369 The BBC, in all of its wonderful wokeness, has decided that the next person to play the Doctor in Doctor Who will be a woman.

-
I saw some good snark in response to accusation that there are no POCs or chicks in Dunkirk. You know what's really bad? Tora Tora Tora. Everyone of the evil attacking pilots is a Japanese male! Racist and sexist much?

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 19, 2017 11:48 PM (Nwg0u)

370 "Slap
Would you be so kind as to add my sister Joyce (glioblastoma).
Also "Just wonderin" 's sister Lisa, who also has cancer.
"
-Posted by: ibguy at July 19, 2017 11:45 PM (vUcdz)

The only reason I didn't add Joyce was because you keep us updated so often. I also had a "Lisa" on my list, but I didn't remember where it came from.

They're both already on my list, but I didn't have the Nic to go along with Lisa's prayers.

Done and done, Sir.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:48 PM (Ckg4U)

371 That being said. I wouldn't wish brain cancer on anyone. And yeah, it would be better for him, his family, and his constituents for him to retire. Brain cancer WILL affect his mind and his ability to function.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 11:45 PM (+lVUW)

BULLSHIT

I'm the Maverick. I'm a member of the gang of 14. I ran for POTUS I'm too good for this cancer shit. Thats for you flyover country fuckers.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 11:49 PM (ZTRlp)

372 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:07 PM
--

That was an awesome prayer list, thank you so much for posting it.

I sometimes forget all of the really hard things that people are going through, and it was a good reminder to me that in the big picture, my isues aren't so awful.

{{hugs}}} to all of the horde that needs them.

Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 11:49 PM (aT+Bx)

373 373 That being said. I wouldn't wish brain cancer on anyone. And yeah, it would be better for him, his family, and his constituents for him to retire. Brain cancer WILL affect his mind and his ability to function.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 11:45 PM (+lVUW)

BULLSHIT

I'm the Maverick. I'm a member of the gang of 14. I ran for POTUS I'm too good for this cancer shit. Thats for you flyover country fuckers.
Posted by: John McCain



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 11:49 PM (ZTRlp)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 11:50 PM (ZTRlp)

374 The reliable thing about leftist scum is that they will go into obscene celebration when John McCain no matter how how hard he tried to be their favorite Republican.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 19, 2017 11:50 PM (9Cxyk)

375 And I'm buying the second, fourth, and sixth rounds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2017 11:44 PM (SRKgf)



And if you're so inclined, I shall bring cigars, of such quality as to make Castro blush in Hell.

A decent bourbon, a quality cigar, and a Moron of the First Order for conversation.

We only gotta add a pair of the finest steaks and trimmings to that, and that's a Hordeworthy outing!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

p.s. yep. Uber/Lyft/Taxi, etc. Someone else is gonna have to drive, obviously!

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2017 11:50 PM (v5iqM)

376 367 Thing about glioblastoma is it is in your brain. You will lose control of your body. You will lose memories. You will most likely not remember your family or friends in the end. In other words you lose yourself before you die. It is a horrible way to go and I don't wish it upon anyone.
Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 19, 2017 11:47 PM (kufk0


faster than my mom's alzheimers. looks like he will get off easy.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 11:51 PM (ZTRlp)

377

Betadyne Douche, having just killed and then abused the corpse of the gay pivot man mob enforcer who killed Betadyne's new lover undercover federale Vanilla Moistbits, stumbles away in grief, vowing revenge against both the criminals and the Department of Agriculture 'Aquaman' genetic super-wanker development program which injected Vanilla with dolphin jizz hoping to make her pass water faster, er, swim in water faster but in fact causing her to trip over her growing toe webs.

Should Betadyne:
[ ] Firebomb the mob offices and picket the Dept. of Ag offices
[ ] SWAT the Dept. of AG offices and unleash SJW wankers against the mob
[ ] Get drunk, get laid and binge watch Monty Python while making castanets out of the mob enforcers testicles

Posted by: Fuckknuckle Deluxe at July 19, 2017 11:52 PM (qul7b)

378 Also.. I read gateway pundit regularly, but they're so/so for accuracy.

On tuesday, they had a post featuring a doctor from Kansas that said McCain's surgery was anything but routine and that there was something bad happening.

And he was right.

Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 11:52 PM (aT+Bx)

379 When Ten Ton Ted K died, many local government offices flew the flag at half mast. No doubt the same will be true of Johnny Mac.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 19, 2017 11:53 PM (Nwg0u)

380 I read this and it pissed me off. Not the actual story though. Just the bullshit ADA crap. I have to go to the next town over to take my dogs to a dog park. However apparently I did not know that there is a "dog park" in my town. It just isn't enclosed. There have been efforts to get it fenced so your dogs could be off leash, and it actually did get approved to happen. Then some bitch from out of town has apparently complained that this dog park won't be handicap accessible for her so its all been put on hold. Such bull shit.

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2017 11:48 PM (cAnNx)


And what about the necessary additions to make it accessible to handicapped dogs? Special shitting areas right by the entrance for the dogs that can't walk too far. Little ramps needed for the dogs in those wheelie things.

You guys have a lot more planning to do ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2017 11:53 PM (rZ+mb)

381 we will all meet the reaper, someday. you never know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 11:53 PM (KP5rU)

382 "Thing about glioblastoma is it is in your brain. You will lose control of your body. You will lose memories. You will most likely not remember your family or friends in the end. In other words you lose yourself before you die. It is a horrible way to go and I don't wish it upon anyone."


Same with dementia, and Alzheimers, but it happens much quicker. If I had my choice of the 3, I'd take the blastoma.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 19, 2017 11:54 PM (lIZQs)

383 Also.. I read gateway pundit regularly, but they're so/so for accuracy.

Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 11:52 PM (aT+Bx)


They're a little bit excitable over there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2017 11:55 PM (rZ+mb)

384 hen some bitch from out of town has apparently complained that this dog park won't be handicap accessible for her so its all been put on hold. Such bull shit.

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2017 11:48 PM (cAnNx)


Roll her fat ass like a ball. Several things will be accomplished by this.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 11:55 PM (ZTRlp)

385 A Toronto man who spent $550 building a set of stairs in his community park says he has no regrets, despite the city's insistence that he should have waited for a $65,000 city project to handle the problem. The city is now threatening to tear down the stairs because they were not built to regulation standards.

LOL. The city could charge the guy $20,000 for the demolition and really make out.

Of course, this is all in Canadian dollars so it isn't real money ... but still.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


As I was stairlifting up the stair,
I met a Trump who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away.

When I came home, all soused, at three,
The DOJ was waiting for me
But when I looked around the hall,
I couldn't see them there at all!
Go away, and don't come back any more!
Go away, and please don't slam the door!

As I was tumbling down the stair
I met a Trump who couldn't possibly have been there.
I keep seeing him, even today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 19, 2017 11:57 PM (/qEW2)

386 >>>we will all meet the reaper, someday. you never know.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 11:53 PM (KP5rU)<<<




All our times have come.


Here, but now they're gone.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 19, 2017 11:57 PM (N6OCH)

387 we will all meet the reaper, someday. you never know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 11:53 PM (KP5rU)


I don't know. The genius billionaires of Silicon Valley seem to think they are going to live to 1000, and then they're going to freeze themselves right before they finally bite it.

Funny bunch, they are.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2017 11:57 PM (rZ+mb)

388 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 11:07 PM (Ckg4U)

In case you're still here, Gingy posted on Twitter yesterday that her dad *does* have cancer. The family needs prayers and him especially since it's the Canadian health system he'll be dealing with.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 19, 2017 11:58 PM (rp9xB)

389 Didn't President Trump issue an EO telling the IRS not to go after Obamacare defaulters or something similar? That should help bring it down under the weight of its own b.s.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 19, 2017 11:58 PM (nlbfN)

390 And she's rolling a rampway to Heaven.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 19, 2017 11:58 PM (Nwg0u)

391 They're a little bit excitable over there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2017 11:55 PM (rZ+mb)


A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4-pexSVWzM

Posted by: The Excitable Hat at July 19, 2017 11:58 PM (vBeA5)

392 I turned out ok. SO the shrink says.
---

So, there is this photographer I have to work with that is a diagnosed narcissist. He loudly proclaims he was diagnosed, but he was cured by his psychiatrist.

I just kind of blew it off for a number of yeas, and just thought he was difficult and quirky.

Then it got bad, and I started researching.

Narcissim be managed by meds and therapy, by not cured. EVER.

So basically, his psychiatrist got sick of him, and proclaimed him "cured" so he'd never have to deal with his cr@p again.

I guess what I'm saying is that as long as your shrink it's talking to you, you're good. However, when he suddenly slams the little notebook shut, waves his hand and says "it's a miracle, you're cured," you're not. He's just tired of your cr@p and the money isn't worth it to him.

Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 11:58 PM (aT+Bx)

393 Funny bunch, they are.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2017 11:57 PM (rZ+mb)

Worked for Steve Jobs, didn't it? Oh, wait...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2017 11:59 PM (XUcIQ)

394 Greetings, Horde! I've been up in the mountains the last couple of days with the Strangepork the Youngest (9 y.o.) This morning she caught her first fish, a little trout (not a very colorful one at all, maybe a Rainbow?). Not on a fly she'd tied, so not the perfect first fish, but on an emerger I'd tied, so pretty good. We admired and then released it. Now to read the post (ampersand) the comments.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at July 20, 2017 12:00 AM (W11rJ)

395 "And I've learned from my experience that desire is 80% of
achievement. That if you really, really want something, if you really,
really, really want to do something, that the vast majority of achieving
it is wanting it. "

I know this is true but that other 20% can be full of black swans and if you don't watch out you can bash your brains out against things which will never ever allow that 80% to get you to what you "really, really, really want to do." The hardest thing is that part in the Kenny Rodgers song. "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em."

Hard work is necessary for success but not sufficient. There is luck too, good and bad. The hard work improves your chances of making good luck happen and surviving the bad, but chances is all we ever get.

I look back at the "bad" things that hit me in my life and realize that they are entwined with all the good that happened and any good I did for others. All of it, good and bad makes the puzzle that is a life. Can't go back and change one piece without changing everything that came after both good and bad. So work hard but appreciate the work for itself not just as something to get to a goal that may be unreachable.

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 20, 2017 12:00 AM (d3wbb)

396 to sleep, perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
for in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause....

G'night and God bless us everyone.

Posted by: booknlass at July 20, 2017 12:01 AM (6Xf+s)

397 Thing about glioblastoma is it is in your brain all in your head.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 12:01 AM (Nwg0u)

398 386 hen some bitch from out of town has apparently complained that this dog park won't be handicap accessible for her so its all been put on hold. Such bull shit.

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2017 11:48 PM (cAnNx)


Roll her fat ass like a ball. Several things will be accomplished by this.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 11:55 PM (ZTRlp)


It's so stupid. It's already a dog park. This is just to put a fence up. What she can't lift up the basic chain link fence latch that is likely going to be at typical door knob height? I honestly have never gone to the location of this park because as I said there is no fence.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 20, 2017 12:01 AM (cAnNx)

399 Thing about glioblastoma is it is in your brain. You will lose control of your body. You will lose memories. You will most likely not remember your family or friends in the end. In other words you lose yourself before you die. It is a horrible way to go and I don't wish it upon anyone.
---


faster than my mom's alzheimers. looks like he will get off easy.
--

I've had to deal with unpleasant things, but not alzheimers or dementia. People talk about how hard it is for the person going through it, but I cannot imagine what it's like not having your loved one know your or remember your past together. My heart breaks for anyone going through that.

Disease does not only impact the victim. It hits the family just as hard and in very different ways.

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 12:01 AM (aT+Bx)

400 @387

Do they still appoint Poet Lauriet? You would certainly have my vote. Well done!

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 20, 2017 12:01 AM (lIZQs)

401 Brain diseases have to be amongst the worst ways to go... Creutzfeld-Jakob disease, Huntingdon's chorea and the like... I couldn't find fault with someone for taking the coward's way out in such cases!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 20, 2017 12:01 AM (e9G8E)

402 376 The reliable thing about leftist scum is that they will go into obscene celebration when John McCain no matter how how hard he tried to be their favorite Republican.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 19, 2017 11:50 PM (9Cxyk)

And that's why appeasing them is a plan to lose. They will never love you, because you are not one of them.

It's been said that a man can be measured by the quality of his enemies. You should never be ashamed to have the hatred of traitors and barbarians.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 20, 2017 12:01 AM (X52ZZ)

403 Worked for Steve Jobs, didn't it? Oh, wait...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2017 11:59 PM (XUcIQ)


I was thiiis |<->| close! But those butchers wanted to actually cut me!!

Posted by: Steve Jobs at July 20, 2017 12:02 AM (rZ+mb)

404 since it's the Canadian health system he'll be dealing with.
If he's in a relatively large city, his treatment should be okay especially if they caught it fairly early. So if he needs chemo in Calgary or Edmonton, there shouldn't be any issues. My 90+old dad's been fighting prostate cancer for about 15 years but he got quick access to treatment in Toronto that might not have been the case out in the sticks. (Although that might not apply to Gingy's dad as I don't know the details.)

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 20, 2017 12:02 AM (nlbfN)

405 (Transcript - Via New York Times) TRUMP: Look, [Attorney General Jeff] Sessions gets the job. Right after he gets the job, he recuses himself.

BAKER: Was that a mistake?

TRUMP: Well, Sessions should have never recused himself, and if he was going to recuse himself, he should have told me before he took the job, and I would have picked somebody else.

HABERMAN: He gave you no heads up at all, in any sense?

TRUMP: Zero. So Jeff Sessions takes the job, gets into the job, recuses himself. I then have - which, frankly, I think is very unfair to the president. How do you take a job and then recuse yourself? If he would have recused himself before the job, I would have said, "Thanks, Jeff, but I can't, you know, I'm not going to take you." It's extremely unfair, and that's a mild word, to the president. So he recuses himself. I then end up with a second man, who's a deputy.

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2017/07/19/
transcript-
of-president-trump-wednesday-interview-
with-new-york-times/

Much more at link.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 20, 2017 12:03 AM (pvjTE)

406 If Sessions has an ounce of pride he should resign tomorrow. And while everything Trump said about him is true why is he saying it in public and to the fucking NYT?

Posted by: cm9000 at July 20, 2017 12:03 AM (C06tc)

407 "In case you're still here, Gingy posted on Twitter yesterday that her dad *does* have cancer. The family needs prayers and him especially since it's the Canadian health system he'll be dealing with."
-Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 19, 2017 11:58 PM (rp9xB)

I'll be here all night and Thank You for the update.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 12:03 AM (Ckg4U)

408 #406 ...the details of his cancer case that is.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 20, 2017 12:03 AM (nlbfN)

409 Shibumi, narcissists have a bad habit of hearing only what supports their self view and their desires.

Which is why it is so damned hard to get any reasonable work or actual facts from them.

Posted by: Kindlot at July 20, 2017 12:03 AM (mkDpn)

410 In case you're still here, Gingy posted on Twitter yesterday that her dad *does* have cancer. The family needs prayers and him especially since it's the Canadian health system he'll be dealing with.
--

I ran into a woman about a year ago that had thyroid cancer. She lived in Canada, and got treated promptly and expertly. She could not say enough good things about the Canadian health system. She seems to have made a recovery, although she has other issues, like frequent colds and such.

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 12:03 AM (aT+Bx)

411 Woof

Posted by: Ansel Adams at July 20, 2017 12:04 AM (PXj2C)

412 391 Didn't President Trump issue an EO telling the IRS not to go after Obamacare defaulters or something similar? That should help bring it down under the weight of its own b.s.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 19, 2017 11:58 PM (nlbfN)

---

It's good that he granted that relief, but I doubt it does much in the big picture. Obamacare costs 3 or so trillion dollars over ten years. I believe the penalties would only bring in ten to twenty billion over the same time frame.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 12:05 AM (psH+N)

413 @ Shibumi.

Are you armed? Do you live in a state where you can be armed?

Training is available. I can connect you with the right people for that. Though I can't make "hardware" connections for you, I can sure as hell advise you as to how to best economize in that arena.

Point is, you've got a dangerous person within your personal sphere.

NO ARGUMENT with that, please, ma'am.

You simply need to take precautions, obtain equipment and training, and take it all rather more seriously than a mere employment conflict.

I have more resources that I can bring to bear actively, in your behalf, than you can imagine.

Email is in my nic. Or, just scream in panic in any AoS thread. Word will reach me, I'm sure.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2017 12:05 AM (v5iqM)

414 Sessions. What a fucking disappointment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 12:06 AM (PXj2C)

415 408; there is an endgame to everything trump says and does. it will be interesting for the next week. get the fainting couches ready.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 12:06 AM (KP5rU)

416 398 to sleep, perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
for in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause....

G'night and God bless us everyone.
Posted by: booknlass at July 20, 2017 12:01 AM (6Xf+

When I get to pondering death I turn to John Donne
Death be not proud
Though some have called thee mighty and dreadful
For thou art not so

And then, to get my thoughts going the other way I read license my roving hands

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 20, 2017 12:06 AM (9Cxyk)

417 In high school I went to a martial arts studio. The owner complained that the city was asking him to build a wheel chair ramp for a huge price.

Being skeptical about government at any level will lead you out of Plato's cave of liberal-by-default culture. The younger the better. Better to grow up a contemptuous outsider than to wear the halo of one.

The shrieks of outrage when PJW said "We're the real counterculter" is better than Ode to Joy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2017 12:07 AM (rnAwa)

418 BAMN spokesharpy Yvette Falarca ARRESTED for inciting a riot!

https://youtu.be/Xu3yM2kjrDA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 12:07 AM (fA1SL)

419 403 Brain diseases have to be amongst the worst ways to go... Creutzfeld-Jakob disease, Huntingdon's chorea and the like... I couldn't find fault with someone for taking the coward's way out in such cases!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 20, 2017 12:01 AM (e9G8E


BRAINS!

Posted by: Just another cannibal (or zombie) at July 20, 2017 12:07 AM (lIZQs)

420 Glioblastoma. Good God. As much as I dislike John McCain, that's a fate I wouldn't wish on anyone. He'll be dead within months.

Posted by: Beverly at July 20, 2017 12:07 AM (wo1i/)

421 408 If Sessions has an ounce of pride he should resign tomorrow. And while everything Trump said about him is true why is he saying it in public and to the fucking NYT?

Posted by: cm9000 at July 20, 2017 12:03 AM (C06tc)


++++

I think Trump agrees with you that Sessions should resign. But, for whatever reason, he doesn't want to fire him. So, Trump is publicly shaming him.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 20, 2017 12:08 AM (FUu/Z)

422 Shibumi, narcissists have a bad habit of hearing only what supports their self view and their desires.

Which is why it is so damned hard to get any reasonable work or actual facts from them.
--

It took me a long time to realize that when someone has a diagnosed personality disorder, it is going to be a very VERY difficult relationship-- at the same time, I was dealing with a boss I worked closely with who was diagnosed with passive aggressive personality disorder and in therapy for four years.

Yes, my life is like this:

Shibumi: Nice to meet you.
New Business Associate: Nice to meet you too. I've been diagnosed with a personality disorder, but I'm fine now!

FYI... they're not fine. If anyone ever says something to you about a personality disorder, run hard, run fast, do not look back.

/and yes, people tell me these things voluntarily and I do not want to know!

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 12:08 AM (aT+Bx)

423 Shouldda seen this coming.

"The Washington Post featured a sympathetic article on the Minneapolis, Minn. police officer who shot an Australian woman last weekend, a marked shift from their coverage on former officer Jeronimo Yanez.

"The Tuesday article focuses on the Somali community fearing retribution because a Somali officer, Mohamed Noor, reportedly fatally shot a white Australian woman. The piece also emphasizes the praise that Noor has received from his community and superiors."

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 12:08 AM (Nwg0u)

424 I don't wish cancer on anybody, but I would be lying if I said I was sorry to see McCain go.

You've done enough damage to the country. Good fucking riddance.

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2017 12:09 AM (sdi6R)

425 thanks, Northernlurker, for reminding me how much I love Donne's sexy metaphysics.

thank you very much!

Posted by: booknlass at July 20, 2017 12:09 AM (6Xf+s)

426 Dementia seems more gentle than Alzheimer or cancer, but not so gentle on the rest of the family. My grandmother outlived her mind by more than 10 years. Every time I saw her, she'd lost more years of memory ... the last time I visited, about 2 years before her passing, she was way back in the 1920's or older. Over the last year, she didntbeven know my mother, her daughter, who visited her twice a week. In fact, the last thing she forgot was that she smoked ... for almost 80 years.
I'll take something a little faster to leave this life, thanks ...

Posted by: Wingnut at July 20, 2017 12:10 AM (tYxb0)

427 To hell with the Somalis. Somalia for the Somalis!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 12:10 AM (PXj2C)

428 324 A lot of elderly politicians in powerful positions these days.

There's a word past 'elderly' which I can't think of right now. These sick people are more than elderly. They're preserved husks of former humans.
Posted by: t-bird


Strom Thurmond was in until he was 100.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 20, 2017 12:10 AM (+lVUW)

429 427 thanks, Northernlurker, for reminding me how much I love Donne's sexy metaphysics.

thank you very much!
Posted by: booknlass at July 20, 2017 12:09 AM (6Xf+s)

You're welcome. He's my favorite poet. I like his randy Jack Donne period.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 20, 2017 12:11 AM (9Cxyk)

430 We have not yet begun to shoot!

Posted by: MN Somali Cops at July 20, 2017 12:13 AM (PXj2C)

431 When Ten Ton Ted K died, many local government offices flew the flag at half mast. No doubt the same will be true of Johnny Mac.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks


Nope, absolutely incorrect. It's why the Republicans are the "stupid party".

They think that by attacking conservatives they will show the liberals how open minded they are, and then the liberals will love them. But the liberals see they are full of shit, just as we do, and the liberals *still* hate them. But people like Jeb are too stupid to see that. Olbermann's one time tweet aside, the media will bury this. There won't be any large scale mourning for him. That said, let me repeat, I really hope he has remission, and then RETIRES.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2017 12:14 AM (/qEW2)

432 432. Dude! There are rules! This ain't the dish.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 12:14 AM (fA1SL)

433 Andrew Bird, Left Handed Kisses, featuring Fiona Apple

https://youtu.be/RZwtWExDmoI

Outside my wheelhouse, but maybe not the Morons(tm)

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2017 12:14 AM (rnAwa)

434 So let me get this straight. The animal characters on Palstinian children's TV are Farfour the mouse, Nahoul the bee, Nassur the bear, and Sarsour the cockroach, right?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 20, 2017 12:15 AM (ZcsGl)

435 Slap and everyone, thanks for your prayers.

Mr Beckett (7 months old now) is doing fine and is healthy and growing like a weed. Kids visited this evening. He can stand while holding onto the ottoman. Full of smiles and giggles.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 20, 2017 12:15 AM (di1hb)

436 Disease does not only impact the victim. It hits the family just as hard and in very different ways.

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 12:01 AM (aT+Bx)

I've been finding this out the hard way. My dad's body broke down but he still had his marbles. I'm caring for my mom who has dementia and believe me I'd rather go the way my dad did, body breaking down and all.

But it's like a choice between being hanged or shot

Posted by: kbdabear at July 20, 2017 12:15 AM (AOrEZ)

437 When John McCain passes he will probably be one of the few Republicans that democrats actually like less after he's dead.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 20, 2017 12:16 AM (cAnNx)

438 Sarsour, the hissing cockroach. It's charming.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 12:16 AM (PXj2C)

439 Strayan loivs maddah!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 12:16 AM (fA1SL)

440 ...and one short sleep past we wake eternally
And death shall be no more,
Death thou shalt die....John Donne

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 20, 2017 12:16 AM (9Cxyk)

441 Shot.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 20, 2017 12:16 AM (nlbfN)

442 417 408; there is an endgame to everything trump says and does. it will be interesting for the next week. get the fainting couches ready.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 12:06 AM (K

He really does seem to be playing inter-dimensional chess

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 20, 2017 12:17 AM (hscyr)

443 We have not yet begun to shoot!

Posted by: MN Somali Cops


The one good thing: supposedly he was the first experimental Somali cop. And it turned out to be a shit show. Hopefully Minneapolis will wise up after this, and he will be the last.

Of course, it would be better if the woman who had summoned them in the first place had not been gunned down by this asshole, who should not have been in this country in the first place.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2017 12:18 AM (/qEW2)

444 Yeah. Shot.

Posted by: zombie David Carradine at July 20, 2017 12:18 AM (N6OCH)

445 Disease does not only impact the victim. It hits the family just as hard and in very different ways.
Posted by: shibumi
--------

My cousin would describe her visits to her mom as either 'a good day' or 'a bad day' depending on how long it took her to start crying as she walked to her car.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 12:18 AM (OdK9v)

446 444. 'Two-Scoops no longer needs the memeing module.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 12:18 AM (fA1SL)

447 "Slap and everyone, thanks for your prayers.

Mr Beckett (7 months old now) is doing fine and is healthy and growing like a weed. Kids visited this evening. He can stand while holding onto the ottoman. Full of smiles and giggles.
"
-Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 20, 2017 12:15 AM (di1hb)

Awesome! Thank You for the update!

Continued Blessings, Sir!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 12:18 AM (Ckg4U)

448 Love and a terror bombing will get you more than love.

- Linda Sarsour

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 12:19 AM (Nwg0u)

449 He really does seem to be playing inter-dimensional chess

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 20, 2017 12:17 AM (hscyr)

His business was in real estate and casinos in NY & NJ, both involving dealing with the real life equivalents of Senator Geary, Michael Corleone, and Hyman Roth. He knows there's never an honest player at the table.

Posted by: kbdabear at July 20, 2017 12:19 AM (AOrEZ)

450 More Commander Cody:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEg9FbuaSCk

Posted by: bill-o at July 20, 2017 12:19 AM (b7p1b)

451 there is an endgame to everything trump says and does. it will be interesting for the next week. get the fainting couches ready.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 12:06 AM (K


He really does seem to be playing inter-dimensional chess
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 20, 2017 12:17 AM
--

Agree completely.

We only see a tiny part of the picture, which is what Trump wants us to see. We don't know what private conversations are happening, what Trump knows and what Sessions knows.

So really, we are the literal fly on the wall. Flies see movements, but don't understand what is being said.

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 12:19 AM (aT+Bx)

452 419 In high school I went to a martial arts studio. The owner complained that the city was asking him to build a wheel chair ramp for a huge price.

Being skeptical about government at any level will lead you out of Plato's cave of liberal-by-default culture. The younger the better. Better to grow up a contemptuous outsider than to wear the halo of one.

The shrieks of outrage when PJW said "We're the real counterculter" is better than Ode to Joy.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2017 12:07 AM (rnAwa)

One small business owner overcame that ridiculous compliance order by installing a designated buzzer that would notify them that there was a handicapped person who needed assistance and they would respond.

It met the compliance requirement of the ADA.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 12:20 AM (IDPbH)

453 The weirdest part about that car in the pool? As far as I can see from the photo, the fence is completely intact.

Posted by: TB at July 20, 2017 12:20 AM (wNx6K)

454 Thanks Slap and ibguy for adding my sister Lisa to the prayer list. She had a grade three brain tumor (one notch down from McCain's glio) and is waiting for more test results to see if she is able to resume chemo. I missed most of tonight's comments since I was emailing her husband to warn him about news about McCain, and the likely dire and upsetting news coverage that is and will be coming in. He thanked me for the heads up and said he will discuss it with Lisa in the morning and suggest they keep away from news and internet for a few days.
If you have loved ones in a similar situation, you may want to warn them or their caregivers to shield them from all the nastiness, especially since McCain is (nominally) a Repub.
My prayers for all struggling with cancer and loss.
Where can I find this prayer list? I missed that part.
God Bless you all, my friends in gray boxes.

Posted by: Just wondering at July 20, 2017 12:20 AM (WBYpW)

455 Disease does not only impact the victim. It hits the family just as hard and in very different ways.
-Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 12:01 AM (aT+Bx)

"I've been finding this out the hard way. My dad's body broke down but he still had his marbles. I'm caring for my mom who has dementia and believe me I'd rather go the way my dad did, body breaking down and all.

But it's like a choice between being hanged or shot.
"
-Posted by: kbdabear at July 20, 2017 12:15 AM (AOrEZ)

Added to the Prayer List, Sir.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)

456 @ Northernlurker.

A toast to your 442. And I don't mean the Olds.


Hurst! *throws glass to shatter against Mecham Auto Auction pedestal*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2017 12:22 AM (v5iqM)

457 When John McCain passes he will probably be one of the few Republicans that democrats actually like less after he's dead.

-
Cockroach on Twatter:

John McCain is pretty ok with taking away everyone's health care so excuse me if i don't have a well of sympathy for his brain cancer.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 12:22 AM (Nwg0u)

458 353 depression comes back and ambushes me lately. I've just taken on a sizable service project, to stay real busy.

I'm sound tech on our community theatre's current production, and that's helping me somewhat. It's only when I'm home, at night, with nothing to occupy my mind that the ol' black dog shows up...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread

Good night especially to you, Captain. sleep well!

Posted by: booknlass at July 20, 2017 12:24 AM (6Xf+s)

459 Meanwhile, as Palp channels Steve Irwin...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 20, 2017 12:24 AM (e9G8E)

460 My cousin would describe her visits to her mom as either 'a good day' or 'a bad day' depending on how long it took her to start crying as she walked to her car.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 12:18 AM (OdK9v)

I have mom here at home. A good day to me is 4 hours straight of sleep before being awakened at 5 am by the fire dept paramedics because I forgot to turn the door alarm on and she wandered outside and couldn't get further than the front yard because she wanted to go "home", because she doesn't know her own house.

Posted by: kbdabear at July 20, 2017 12:24 AM (AOrEZ)

461 James Woods just tweeted the sidebar link about the army vet word for word. Gotta be a moron.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2017 12:24 AM (TqXWc)

462 461 Meanwhile, as Palp channels Steve Irwin...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 20, 2017 12:24 AM (e9G8E)


------------

SPIKED!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 12:25 AM (PXj2C)

463 Point is, you've got a dangerous person within your personal sphere.
--

You are very sweet to be concerneded Jim. Thank you.

I'm in MI and crazy narcissist is in NJ. I had to cut all contact with him a few months ago, and he has respected that. Plus... idiot editor has pretty much agreed to me not having any contact with the narcisst, so outside of the backstabbing, it's been OK. Basically the narcissist is focusing all the attention on the editor. That works for me.

And yes, I'm armed and have had some training. "An armed society is a polite society".

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 12:25 AM (aT+Bx)

464 The "Prayer Line" will be open all night here at ace.mu.nu.

Anyone who I've missed can be added tonight, so we have a comprehensive file on those who could use God's help to find Him.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 12:26 AM (Ckg4U)

465 Do we still have a tips address? I have a thing for a post.

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 12:26 AM (jHrzU)

466 "I ran into a woman about a year ago that had thyroid cancer. She lived in Canada, and got treated promptly and expertly."

Thyroid cancer is comparatively easy and inexpensive to treat. It has a quite high survival rate. Tailor-made for Canuckcare.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 20, 2017 12:26 AM (ujwCG)

467 Hurst! *throws glass to shatter against Mecham Auto Auction pedestal*
Jim
------

Well, hi there sailor.

Posted by: Linda Vaughn at July 20, 2017 12:28 AM (OdK9v)

468 kbdabear.... prayers, OUT!



A great many people praying, and praying for the good of others, might be the most beneficial effect that anything John McCain has produced in his odd, meandering, wayward ways in life.

Other than his offspring, that is.

And we surely all now pray for all of them, too.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2017 12:28 AM (v5iqM)

469 "Do we still have a tips address? I have a thing for a post."
-Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 12:26 AM (jHrzU)

Last time I looked, it was: aceofspadeshq at the g-mail thing.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 12:29 AM (Ckg4U)

470 Cockroach on Twatter:

John McCain is pretty ok with taking away everyone's health care so excuse me if i don't have a well of sympathy for his brain cancer.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 12:22 AM (Nwg0u)

Which just shows you how stupid Leftards really are. McCain has been one of the GOP obstacles to repealing BarkyCare.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2017 12:30 AM (XUcIQ)

471 Thyroid cancer is comparatively easy and inexpensive to treat. It has a quite high survival rate. Tailor-made for Canuckcare.
--
That makes sense.

BTW... I'm in the Detroit area, and not only do many Canadians come here for treatment, I just read that the Canadian health ministry has agreements with several hospitals here and pays for their people to get surgery in Detroit. Because of "waiting lists."

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 12:31 AM (aT+Bx)

472 459
Cockroach on Twatter:

John McCain is pretty ok with taking away everyone's health care so excuse me if i don't have a well of sympathy for his brain cancer.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 12:22 AM (Nwg0u)


It drives me absolutely bonkers when the left accuses anyone of "taking away health care."

First of all, their frickin' Unaffordable Care Act made it more difficult for people to afford insurance.

Secondly, the UCA (ACA) would result in people being denied care like Charlie Gard.

They call it "taking away" whatever benefit when someone proposes that we allow market forces to reduce the cost and expand choice and access.

Posted by: Emmie at July 20, 2017 12:32 AM (ZapPq)

473 I went over to ZeroHedge, where they have a McCain cancer story.

Wow, lots of really angry, hateful people there.

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 12:32 AM (aT+Bx)

474 BAMN spokesharpy Yvette Falarca ARRESTED for inciting a riot!

Yvette Falarca loose: How you get more Trump
Yvette Falarca locked up: Also how you get more Trump

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2017 12:32 AM (rnAwa)

475 If John McCain has to resign because of his health, AZ Governor Doug Ducey needs to appoint himself as McCain's replacement. He's a pragmatist and (like his would be predecessor) a strong representative of Republican values. He's even good friends with Lindsey Graham - one half of a powerful political duo nobody dares to ignore.

With Ducey the entire country could breath a sigh of relief knowing there are still grownups in charge.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 20, 2017 12:33 AM (6wojC)

476 BTW... I'm in the Detroit area, and not only do many
Canadians come here for treatment, I just read that the Canadian health
ministry has agreements with several hospitals here and pays for their
people to get surgery in Detroit. Because of "waiting lists."


Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 12:31 AM (aT+Bx)

How do you know they're not just coming here for the cheese??

Posted by: Scott Walker at July 20, 2017 12:34 AM (n3hky)

477 John McCain needs to step down. Not just for the good of the country, but his own health.

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And for my blood pressure.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 12:35 AM (Nwg0u)

478 372 Slap

Oh

Actually, that makes sense. Thank you!

Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2017 12:36 AM (vUcdz)

479 "Slap
Oh
Actually, that makes sense. Thank you!
"
-Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2017 12:36 AM (vUcdz)

She will be added in the update to follow.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 12:37 AM (Ckg4U)

480 TRUMP: Zero. So Jeff Sessions takes the job, gets into the job, recuses himself. I then have - which, frankly, I think is very unfair to the president. How do you take a job and then recuse yourself? If he would have recused himself before the job, I would have said, "Thanks, Jeff, but I can't, you know, I'm not going to take you." It's extremely unfair, and that's a mild word, to the president. So he recuses himself. I then end up with a second man, who's a deputy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 20, 2017 12:03 AM (pvjTE)


If there is either a conflict of interest or the possible appearance of impropriety, one excuses themself.

This is to avoid the consequent s**tstorm.

Perhaps Trump should have chosen someone who wouldn't be in that position.

Moot point now.

Posted by: The Moot Hat (but not m00t) at July 20, 2017 12:37 AM (vBeA5)

481 And yes, I'm armed and have had some training. "An armed society is a polite society".

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 12:25 AM (aT+Bx)



MI recognizes TX's CHL. That's a plus. You got your MI concealed license yet? If not, why?

And next Postal Match, you'd best damn well better show up and account for yerself, young lady! *spits t'baccy*

Seriously, and point is. You need to upgrade your level of "readiness".

Asswits like that assclown are known to unass their personal locale, and maneuver so as to meander around your particular haunts, etc.

Take nothing, and no one, for granted.

And get that damn gun out of the drawer, offa the shelf, outta the box, PRACTICE with it, and keep the damn thing LOADED!

Get your MI concealed license, and CARRY the damn thing as if it were a St. Whoever 'round yer neck.

I'm not trying to scare you. Your own evaluation of this asstard's mentality and conduct, should have already done this for you.

Much Hordeish love to you, ma'am.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2017 12:38 AM (v5iqM)

482 "I just read that the Canadian health ministry has agreements with
several hospitals here and pays for their people to get surgery in
Detroit. Because of 'waiting lists.'"

Indeed. Also, maternity. A bunch of American hospitals up near the border have oversized natal wards. Many pregnant Canadiennes end up being routed south when there aren't enough beds in Canada's system.

So if we adopt Canuckcare style single-payer, where are we gonna be sending our own overflow patient loads? Mexico?

Posted by: torquewrench at July 20, 2017 12:39 AM (ujwCG)

483 I just about can't stand this news on forfeiture.

Posted by: Alana at July 20, 2017 12:40 AM (Fxtu/)

484 So let me get this straight. The animal characters on Palstinian children's TV are Farfour the mouse, Nahoul the bee, Nassur the bear, and Sarsour the cockroach, right?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


I don't think there would be cartoons for Islamic kids: the prohibition on making "images". It's why they don't like depictions of Mohammed.

But in a weird type of taqiyya or "soft jihad" they are putting out Muslim comic books here to lure comic book fans to Islam, even if it violates the prohibition on images which inspired the two shooter dogshits who targeted Geller and Wilders and ended up shot to death for all their pains.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2017 12:41 AM (/qEW2)

485 Updated Prayer List:

Red1c4- Employment

Fox2!- Bloodwork and colonoscopy

Abby- SJW children won't talk as she deals with Father in coma.

Carol- Brother's eventual passing.

Stringer Davis- losing part of remaining kidney.

Neil- Back pain, possible surgery

Gingy- Father's cancer of the liver.

Shibumi- Future employment

Mindful Webworker- Premature Grandchild

LadyLibertarian- Father's fall, broken nose, complications

Bebe's- Sister and the fight over the house she's living in.

pookysgirl- Husband's mental health

Jade Sea- Husband's cancer.

tcn- Husband's tumor/lung/lymph?

Anna Puma- Employment advancement

Moron Pundit- F.I.L. heart surgery

junior- Employment

thathalfrican- Mother and Aunt cancer

Insomniac- Employment, (and probably sleep... lol)

Duke Lowell- Son in need of healing

Mikey- Employment

Captain Whitebread- Job/ depression.

Miley- Hours not be cut, employment opportunities.

IC- Employment

Mortimer- Employment

Jinx- Loss of Mother

Emmie- Relationship with Daughter

Vic- Cancer returned

ReneeTX- Terminal brain cancer

Booknlass- Relationship with Daughter

Ladylibertarian- Relationship with Daughter

Brother Cavil- Legal issues after Father's death.

FenelonSpoke- Husband's job search

kbdabear- Mother's dementia

Slap- Father's declining mental and physical health


That's what I have. I'm not here all day, so some of these issues may have been resolved and others are not included because I haven't seen them.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 12:42 AM (Ckg4U)

486 If there is either a conflict of interest or the possible appearance of impropriety, one excuses themself.

This is to avoid the consequent s**tstorm.

Perhaps Trump should have chosen someone who wouldn't be in that position.

Moot point now.

Posted by: The Moot Hat (but not m00t) at July 20, 2017 12:37 AM (vBeA5)



There was no conflict of interest. There was no appearance of a conflict of interest. This is all because the shitheads see their Russian conspiracy theory as a way to get Trump. Sessions was just a little pussy and caved to them.

Posted by: buzzion at July 20, 2017 12:43 AM (cAnNx)

487 If there is either a conflict of interest or the possible appearance of impropriety, one excuses themself.

This is to avoid the consequent s**tstorm.

Perhaps Trump should have chosen someone who wouldn't be in that position.

Moot point now.

Posted by: The Moot Hat (but not m00t) at July 20, 2017 12:37 AM (vBeA5)

++++

Yes, but:
1. Session's alleged conflict was bs
2. If Sessions felt otherwise, he should have let Trump know about it so Trump could nominate someone else without that liability. That's Trump's whole complaint: Sessions waited until 2 minutes after he had the job to speak up about his conflict.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 20, 2017 12:44 AM (FUu/Z)

488 ibguy- Sister Joyce's gioblastoma.

Damnit, I missed it again. Stupid humanity.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 12:44 AM (Ckg4U)

489 Slap - You lost 262

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 12:45 AM (OdK9v)

490 Trump chose Sessions.

Trump chose poorly.

Another unforced error.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 20, 2017 12:45 AM (jlCyW)

491 487 Updated Prayer List:

[...]

That's what I have. I'm not here all day, so some of these issues may have been resolved and others are not included because I haven't seen them.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 12:42 AM (Ckg4U)

++++

Looks like a lot of work! Guess I'm lucky that I'm not the praying type.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 20, 2017 12:47 AM (FUu/Z)

492 You can hang out with your friend and colleague in hell Teddy Kennedy

-
Maybe they'll make you guys overseer demons.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 12:48 AM (Nwg0u)

493 "Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 12:45 AM (OdK9v)"

I did, indeed.

Christopher R. Taylor- Health and depression.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 12:48 AM (Ckg4U)

494 You got your MI concealed license yet? If not, why?


And next Postal Match, you'd best damn well better show up and account for yerself, young lady! *spits t'baccy*


Seriously, and point is. You need to upgrade your level of "readiness".


Asswits like that assclown are known to unass their personal locale, and maneuver so as to meander around your particular haunts, etc.


Take nothing, and no one, for granted.


And get that damn gun out of the drawer, offa the shelf, outta the box, PRACTICE with it, and keep the damn thing LOADED!
--

I don't have my conceal carry yet; before we got a republican governor, it was almost impossible to get one in my county. You had to go before the gun board, and demonstrate need. That is no longer the case, and it is on my list of things to fix. And yes, I do need to go to the range more often; we have one female friendly one here. And yes, the gun is handy an ready to go. A few years ago, I even attended an NRA Refuse to be a Victim seminar and got lots of good information from it, and acted on quite a bit of it in regards to home safety.

For almost six years, I worked all hours of the day and night in the city of Detroit. I was aware and smart, and nothing happened. I don't want to do that any more, however, I am very situationally aware in regards to safety. And the crazy people I know.


Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 12:48 AM (aT+Bx)

495 Thunderation! Slap is a most diligently praying fellow. I am deeply humbled by comparison.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 20, 2017 12:49 AM (ujwCG)

496 ***waving to slap*** Yoo-hoo....

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 20, 2017 12:49 AM (kufk0)

497 I like the Roy Orbison song.

Anything you want? You got it!
Anything you need? You got it!
Anything at all! I'll TAKE IT FROM YOU, YOU STUPID F*CKING PROLES! *cackle*


Yes, that is a beautiful song that speaks to my heart.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 20, 2017 12:49 AM (/qEW2)

498 Maybe they'll make you guys overseer demons.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 12:48 AM (Nwg0u)



Undersecretary Demon for Islamic Affairs

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 12:51 AM (PXj2C)

499 490 Slap

Thanks!

And, not to pile on, but: Just Wondering 's Sister Lisa (cancer)

Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2017 12:53 AM (vUcdz)

500 >>>Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 20, 2017 12:45 AM (jlCyW)

Please guys, don't feed. I think that's the best way to make them go away. He's obviously not interested in dialogue. He just wants to get a rise out of people, and has a never ending supply of proxy servers no matter how many times he's banned.

Just my $.02.

Posted by: Billy Goats Gruff at July 20, 2017 12:54 AM (/qEW2)

501 One More Update of the Prayer List

ibguy- Sister Joyce's gioblastoma

Red1c4- Employment

Fox2!- Bloodwork and colonoscopy

Abby- SJW children won't talk as she deals with Father in coma.

Carol- Brother's eventual passing.

Stringer Davis- losing part of remaining kidney.

Neil- Back pain, possible surgery

Gingy- Father's cancer of the liver.

Shibumi- Future employment

Mindful Webworker- Premature Grandchild

LadyLibertarian- Father's fall, broken nose, complications

Bebe's- Sister and the fight over the house she's living in.

pookysgirl- Husband's mental health

Jade Sea- Husband's cancer.

tcn- Husband's tumor/lung/lymph?

Anna Puma- Employment advancement

Moron Pundit- F.I.L. heart surgery

junior- Employment

thathalfrican- Mother and Aunt cancer

Insomniac- Employment, (and probably sleep... lol)

Duke Lowell- Son in need of healing

Mikey- Employment

Captain Whitebread- Job/ depression.

Miley- Hours not be cut, employment opportunities.

IC- Employment

Mortimer- Employment

Jinx- Loss of Mother

Emmie- Relationship with Daughter

Vic- Cancer returned

ReneeTX- Terminal brain cancer

Booknlass- Relationship with Daughter

Ladylibertarian- Relationship with Daughter

Brother Cavil- Legal issues after Father's death.

FenelonSpoke- Husband's job search

kbdabear- Mother's dementia

Just Wondering- Sister with brain tumor and bloodwork being done.

Christopher R. Taylor- Health and depression

lin-duh fell- Father In-Law's gioblastoma.

Blacksheep- Stage 2 prostate cancer.

Captain Whitebread- Mother needs stent, but not healthy enough for an operation.

Slap- Father's declining mental and physical health


That's what I have. I'm not here all day, so some of these issues may have been resolved and others are not included because I haven't seen them.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 12:54 AM (Ckg4U)

502 490 Slap

Oops: lin duh fell's FIL (also glioblastoma)

Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2017 12:55 AM (vUcdz)

503 First it was Goose.
Now Maverick taken out by head issues.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 20, 2017 12:55 AM (N6OCH)

504 ..."And, not to pile on, but: Just Wondering 's Sister Lisa (cancer)"
-Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2017 12:53 AM (vUcdz)

Gotcha! The "New List" was under my keyboard.

*swirls finger around side of head*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 12:56 AM (Ckg4U)

505 Ibguy,
BTW, Are y'all going to have your mo-me at the same time as the tx-mo-me so we can Skype/FaceTime again?

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 20, 2017 12:56 AM (kufk0)

506 504 moi

Never mind

Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2017 12:56 AM (vUcdz)

507 Yeah. I'm only human... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 12:56 AM (Ckg4U)

508 Remember, all trolls are Average Joe, and Average Joe sucks cocks by choice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2017 12:57 AM (XUcIQ)

509 507 lin duh fell

Good question!

Just starting to plan, have reached out to Ben Had.

99% sure will be able to replicate '16

(ie: Yes. Probably

Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2017 12:58 AM (vUcdz)

510 Living in Newyorkistan, as I do, I can sympathise with shibumi's plight regarding the CCL...

In some counties (like mine) getting one's carry papers is fairly easy, but still a (n unreasonable) burden! In others, next to impossible!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 20, 2017 12:59 AM (e9G8E)

511 510 AOP

Classic!

Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2017 12:59 AM (vUcdz)

512 Cool!

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 20, 2017 12:59 AM (kufk0)

513 My apologies for the missing updates. They're all on 5.5 x 7.5 paper, so I had it tucked under my keyboard for later notes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 01:00 AM (Ckg4U)

514 496....For almost six years, I worked all hours of the day and night in the city of Detroit. I was aware and smart, and nothing happened. I don't want to do that any more, however, I am very situationally aware in regards to safety. And the crazy people I know.

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 12:48 AM (aT+Bx)



Get the CHL attended to, and we'll continue the conversation. You're in for a lot of fun in the training arena...of course, I *do* understand that you've got to have reliable employment underfoot, first.

But when you do, you're gonna meet some of the bright, shining stars in the shooting community, at the highest levels. You'll be VERY well treated, trained and brought up in all of the best ways of the art.

I have a friend. A very GOOD friend. Former enlisted U.S. Marine. Now, Board certified Emergency Medicine M.D. here in Texas.

Did his Residency there with you in Detroit. Carried a .45 ACP 1911 under his lab coat in the E.R. there, for two years.

He knows people there that...well....let's just say, you wouldn't meet them without proper introductions.

But those people can bring you up in the ways that are right, and you will not deviate from them when you are old.

All you have to do, is simply, engage.

My email is in my nic. I'd be honored to make all of the introductions amongst the parties mentioned, herein.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2017 01:00 AM (v5iqM)

515 488 If there is either a conflict of interest or the possible appearance of impropriety, one excuses themself.

This is to avoid the consequent s**tstorm.

Perhaps Trump should have chosen someone who wouldn't be in that position.

Moot point now.

Posted by: The Moot Hat (but not m00t) at July 20, 2017 12:37 AM (vBeA5)



There was no conflict of interest. There was no appearance of a conflict of interest. This is all because the shitheads see their Russian conspiracy theory as a way to get Trump. Sessions was just a little pussy and caved to them.
Posted by: buzzion at July 20, 2017 12:43 AM (cAnNx)

489 If there is either a conflict of interest or the possible appearance of impropriety, one excuses themself.

This is to avoid the consequent s**tstorm.

Perhaps Trump should have chosen someone who wouldn't be in that position.

Moot point now.

Posted by: The Moot Hat (but not m00t) at July 20, 2017 12:37 AM (vBeA5)

++++

Yes, but:
1. Session's alleged conflict was bs
2. If Sessions felt otherwise, he should have let Trump know about it so Trump could nominate someone else without that liability. That's Trump's whole complaint: Sessions waited until 2 minutes after he had the job to speak up about his conflict.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 20, 2017 12:44 AM (FUu/Z)


What ought to have been done: Before inauguration, collect all information and have the best lawyers lay out how there is no possible way this is anything other than the proverbial "nothingberger"; share this information with respected and neutral individuals who are still generally respected in the eyes of the people; release everything then refuse to ever comment on it again, aside from belittling any media personality that brings it up.

This, of course, assumes that there isn't anyone who cares more about ranting about the media than shoving this aside and actually governing.

Posted by: The Preempting Hat at July 20, 2017 01:03 AM (vBeA5)

516 Did anyone here give up a baby for adoption and is willing to answer a question about it?

Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2017 01:04 AM (Mjus2)

517 If the US Supreme Court can somehow find a inalienable right to homosexual "marriage" in The Constitution which is vigourously enforced uniformly across the entire nation, why not 2A?!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 20, 2017 01:04 AM (e9G8E)

518 His business was in real estate and casinos in NY & NJ, both involving dealing with the real life equivalents of Senator Geary, Michael Corleone, and Hyman Roth. He knows there's never an honest player at the table.
Posted by: kbdabear at July 20, 2017 12:19 AM (AOrEZ)


Trump isn't playing chess in the sense that he sees ten moves ahead. Trump just has finely honed instincts for people. That's what's so great about Twittter for him: he can make a throwaway comment that sets off the opposition and makes them look like idiots. He doesn't have to see ten moves ahead, he just has to be able to tell when his opponents are giving him an opening to exploit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 20, 2017 01:07 AM (Tnhbr)

519 What ought to have been done: Before inauguration, collect all information and have the best lawyers lay out how there is no possible way this is anything other than the proverbial "nothingberger"; share this information with respected and neutral individuals who are still generally respected in the eyes of the people; release everything then refuse to ever comment on it again, aside from belittling any media personality that brings it up.

This, of course, assumes that there isn't anyone who cares more about ranting about the media than shoving this aside and actually governing.

Posted by: The Preempting Hat at July 20, 2017 01:03 AM (vBeA5)

++++

Sessions was advising the campaign for quite a while. He was to be the AG. All that should have been within his wheelhouse. Thus, Trump's disappointment in the man.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 20, 2017 01:08 AM (pvjTE)

520 No comment on McCain. However, I was once again impressed by President Donald J. Trump and his lovely wife. Their message of sympathy and good wishes was proper, polite and done exactly as it should have been.

Trump was not my favourite candidate in the primaries; I was a Cruz supporter. However, he has impressed me quite favourably since he has been in office. I must admit being quite surprised at how good he has been.

Plus, as someone who visits at Ace's, I have to give him full marks for putting stunningly beautiful women like Melania and Ivanka out there in regular public view. The thought of looking at Hillary for four years...ugh. We might all have WANTED quick-onset glioblastoma before that was over.

Posted by: mac at July 20, 2017 01:11 AM (71ycC)

521 Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2017 01:00 AM


Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 01:12 AM (aT+Bx)

522 He doesn't have to see ten moves ahead, he just has to be able to tell when his opponents are giving him an opening to exploit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 20, 2017 01:07 AM (Tnhbr)



Nailed it in one.

In a perfect world, this would get you an unlimited Steak Dinner at any Trump country club restaurant, anywhere.

Airfare, included.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2017 01:12 AM (v5iqM)

523 I wish Senator McCain well. I also wish he would retire.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 20, 2017 01:14 AM (IcT7t)

524 Besides "The Recusal", which many, (including myself), would consider a poor move?

Jeff Sessions is a methodical individual. He always has been.

There is no "instant justice", just add water.

I'm going to reserve the judgment and pray that he methodically unravels the tangles, in which we have become.

If we were voting on A.G. before the election, I believe The Horde would have fallen 80% for Sessions.

...Just Sayin'

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 01:15 AM (Ckg4U)

525 *watches Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind*

I will not cry, yes I do.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 01:18 AM (rNQTc)

526 Living in Newyorkistan, as I do, I can sympathise with shibumi's plight regarding the CCL...

In some counties (like mine) getting one's carry papers is fairly easy, but still a (n unreasonable) burden! In others, next to impossible!
--

My county was the only one that had an acutal gun board. The nearby counties did not, are were more liberal in granting them. The CCL/CCW did a 180 when we got a Republican governer. Now it's not really hard at all, although you do have to go through 8 hours of training and have 3 hours of range time. Not unreasonable, but not in the budget right now.

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 01:19 AM (aT+Bx)

527 Methodical would have been ok with Bush, but with Trump we want a spectacle and we want it now

Posted by: 40M dead babies at July 20, 2017 01:21 AM (9TU00)

528 Old sock, sorry

Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 01:22 AM (9TU00)

529 "Methodical would have been ok with Bush, but with Trump we want a spectacle and we want it now."
-Posted by: 40M dead babies at July 20, 2017 01:21 AM (9TU00)

Since you are a well-spelled and judicious Prosecutor, you would know more than me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 01:24 AM (Ckg4U)

530 Soundtrack, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

https://youtu.be/rZUppxT38Zk

I wonder what his classical influences were.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2017 01:26 AM (rnAwa)

531 @ no. 526. s'Weasel.


Horde.

Pay heed, an Oracle has spoken in your presence.

Five dimensional chess is something Spock had never dreamed of, or had nightmares about, if he did.

But it's everyday fodder for a Trump or Sessions in the political world.

I will assure you of this one thing. The world of Corporate Politics is far more cutthroat that that of the political world.

And is of a much faster pace, withal.

I've lived that world, and have enjoyed the highest success and the resultant Icarus like decent though the clouds.

Mere politicians cannot comprehend the manic pace of "politics" in the corporate world.

We would eat them alive, and often, do.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2017 01:26 AM (v5iqM)

532 There is no "instant justice", just add water.

...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 01:15 AM (Ckg4U)


It's going to take time to get out of the mess the Left have put us in.

And above all else, it will take consistent Machiavelli-level politicking, positioning, and preparation.

Posted by: The Preparing Hat at July 20, 2017 01:27 AM (vBeA5)

533 When have you ever seen even an individual D.U.I. case be adjudicated over a six-month period?

The phrase, "The Wheels of Justice Spin Slowly" is A Thing for a reason. Let-alone having to work against the well-ingrained forces of the Deep State.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 01:28 AM (Ckg4U)

534 I am out for the night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2017 01:29 AM (XUcIQ)

535 G'Night, AOP.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 01:29 AM (Ckg4U)

536 And above all else, it will take consistent Machiavelli-level politicking, positioning, and preparation.

Which reminds me...

Today saw an interesting theory that the recent change to asset forfeiture policy was to enable the Feds to go after groups involved in promoting or committing vote fraud and take their shit via RICO.

It's probably bullshit, but an interesting theory nonetheless.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 20, 2017 01:31 AM (IcT7t)

537 I will assure you of this one thing. The world of Corporate Politics is far more cutthroat that that of the political world.

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2017 01:26 AM (v5iqM)


Nope.

Politics is far, far worse.

I was able to stop before going in too deep. I've known far to many who didn't stop.

This isn't about who can be the quickest responding alpha.

The "slow blade penetrates".

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 20, 2017 01:31 AM (vBeA5)

538 I'm to the snoozer, Horde.

Long working day, tomorrow.

Will you all piss off a leftist tomorrow for me, please?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2017 01:31 AM (v5iqM)

539 Nailed it in one.

In a perfect world, this would get you an unlimited Steak Dinner at any Trump country club restaurant, anywhere.

Airfare, included.


My preferred analogy is that Trump is a fencer who understands how to read his opponents. The tweets, the comments, they're all designed to elicit a response the way a swordsman would use probing attacks to try and elicit an overreaction by an opponent. If they don't, he moves on. If they do, then his opponents have opened a line of attack for him.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 20, 2017 01:32 AM (Tnhbr)

540 G'Night, Jim.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 01:33 AM (Ckg4U)

541 Today saw an interesting theory that the recent change to asset forfeiture policy was to enable the Feds to go after groups involved in promoting or committing vote fraud and take their shit via RICO.


Or go after companies employing illegal labor on a large scale.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 20, 2017 01:34 AM (Tnhbr)

542 My preferred analogy is that Trump is a fencer who understands how to read his opponents. The tweets, the comments, they're all designed to elicit a response the way a swordsman would use probing attacks to try and elicit an overreaction by an opponent. If they don't, he moves on. If they do, then his opponents have opened a line of attack for him.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 20, 2017 01:32 AM (Tnhbr)


But one so focuses tends to ignore the poison being added to the goblet of wine...

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 20, 2017 01:36 AM (vBeA5)

543 But one so focuses tends to ignore the poison being added to the goblet of wine...


We're going to be discussing iocane powder, aren't we?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 20, 2017 01:38 AM (IcT7t)

544 But one so focuses tends to ignore the poison being added to the goblet of wine...

We're going to be discussing iocane powder, aren't we?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 20, 2017 01:38 AM (IcT7t)


Does this involve a land war in Asia?

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 20, 2017 01:40 AM (vBeA5)

545 I never thought I'd be rooting this hard for Donald J. Trump. I know I was rooting hard against Hillary Clinton, but the guy is pretty damn good.

For all his *flim-flam* and doublespeak he did during interviews before he ever ran? I guess I can chalk that up to having to do business in New York.

Disagreeing with yourself within the same paragraph was common to him. I now see that there was a method to his "madness".

He plays the Left's emotions like a fucking fiddle.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 01:42 AM (Ckg4U)

546 Does this involve a land war in Asia?
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 20, 2017 01:40 AM (vBeA5)


The Norks have been feeling froggy lately...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 20, 2017 01:43 AM (Tnhbr)

547 Just watched " The Red Pill" on amazon prepaid/part of what I pay for.

Dam that woman is a great documetarian.

I think she mentioned that it was 99 cents on YouTube also.

Posted by: X-ray at July 20, 2017 01:44 AM (gjbJK)

548 Hat, this political tranquility is a modern affectation. As the two parties dance on, my grand childrens debt grows. Back when the politicians beat each other with sticks, they wouldn't have been able too.

Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 01:44 AM (9TU00)

549 "But one so focuses tends to ignore the poison being added to the goblet of wine..."
-Posted by: The Political Hat at July 20, 2017 01:36 AM (vBeA5)

"We're going to be discussing iocane powder, aren't we?"
-Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 20, 2017 01:38 AM (IcT7t)

"Does this involve a land war in Asia?"
-Posted by: The Political Hat at July 20, 2017 01:40 AM (vBeA5)

I just watched that movie. Good shit, Maynard.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 01:46 AM (Ckg4U)

550 "Just watched " The Red Pill" on amazon prepaid/part of what I pay for.

Dam that woman is a great documetarian.

I think she mentioned that it was 99 cents on YouTube also.
"
-Posted by: X-ray at July 20, 2017 01:44 AM (gjbJK)

Cassie Jaye was a "feminist" who kept her mind open. The Left now has opened-up every bit of vitriol on this woman.

...because she told the truth.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 01:48 AM (Ckg4U)

551 Not you tube for 549 Itunes.

Posted by: X-ray at July 20, 2017 01:49 AM (gjbJK)

552 552 "Just watched " The Red Pill" on amazon prepaid/part of what I pay for.

Dam that woman is a great documetarian.

I think she mentioned that it was 99 cents on YouTube also."
-Posted by: X-ray at July 20, 2017 01:44 AM (gjbJK)

Cassie Jaye was a "feminist" who kept her mind open. The Left now has opened-up every bit of vitriol on this woman.

...because she told the truth.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 01:48 AM (Ckg4U)

=================================================

Laci Green's learning the same lesson right now...

Posted by: Jackal at July 20, 2017 01:50 AM (NiR1r)

553 If you haven't hears Sargon of Akkad, (a true Liberal in the Old School sense), he RAILS against SJWs and the Feminazis.

He understands that The Free Market, Capitalism, and not Crony Capitalism is the way to True Meritocracy.

Link:
https://www.youtube.com/user/SargonofAkkad100

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 01:54 AM (Ckg4U)

554 "Laci Green's learning the same lesson right now..."
-Posted by: Jackal at July 20, 2017 01:50 AM (NiR1r)

I've seen that. And she's also dating a Liberal.

She is not "Of The Body", so she must be purged.

They don't even know that they are amongst a Cult of Religion without Salvation. She sees that now.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 01:56 AM (Ckg4U)

555 Who was greater?

Thog, inventor of fire

or

Skarch, inventor of backscratcher

?

History's Greatest Contentions

Posted by: mindful webworker - keeping reality at bay at July 20, 2017 02:01 AM (RRfF8)

556 556 "Laci Green's learning the same lesson right now..."
-Posted by: Jackal at July 20, 2017 01:50 AM (NiR1r)

I've seen that. And she's also dating a Liberal.

She is not "Of The Body", so she must be purged.

They don't even know that they are amongst a Cult of Religion without Salvation. She sees that now.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 01:56 AM (Ckg4U)

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What's interesting is how she reacted to that realization: by essentially firebombing the bridges behind her. Compare this to what Francesca Ramsey did: to essentially fold to the pressure and mainline the blue pill (for now)...
And lets not forget the initial sin that brought the hive down on both of them: being willing to treat their opponents as equals.

Posted by: Jackal at July 20, 2017 02:04 AM (NiR1r)

557 Well I'm out real work that pays the bills calls me in 6 hours. And Friday I get to install a water heater at the kids house.

Posted by: X-ray at July 20, 2017 02:05 AM (gjbJK)

558 "Who was greater?
Thog, inventor of fire
or
Skarch, inventor of backscratcher?
History's Greatest Contentions
-Posted by: mindful webworker - keeping reality at bay at July 20, 2017 02:01 AM (RRfF

Yeah... lets go down that continuum of never-ending minutia.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 02:05 AM (Ckg4U)

559 G'Night, X-ray.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 02:06 AM (Ckg4U)

560 ..."being willing to treat their opponents as equals."
-Posted by: Jackal at July 20, 2017 02:04 AM (NiR1r)

Nothing will get you ex-communicated from "Progressive Church" faster than taking other viewpoints into consideration.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 02:08 AM (Ckg4U)

561 Three-posts-in-a-Row means that I'm blathering too much.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 02:09 AM (Ckg4U)

562 Oh, and Slap, regarding Sargon, am I the only one who chuckles a little when he refers to himself as being "on the Left"?

Posted by: Jackal at July 20, 2017 02:11 AM (NiR1r)

563 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 20, 2017 02:15 AM (IcT7t)

564 Sessions is being an asshole. I wonder if trump could shit can his silly ass for being a retard and move in somebody who isn't "recused" from the Russia thing, and bring the heat on the real crimes the dems are up to their ass in. Sessions seems to be a clusterfuck.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2017 02:15 AM (aMlLZ)

565 I think there's a good chance we're going to make it there.

Posted by: Yog Sothoth at July 20, 2017 02:17 AM (/qEW2)

566 *unstatic*

"Oh, and Slap, regarding Sargon, am I the only one who chuckles a little when he refers to himself as being "on the Left"?"
-Posted by: Jackal at July 20, 2017 02:11 AM (NiR1r)

He is for Federal Programs and Social Safety Nets, but the Overton Window has moved so far left that Classical Liberalism is considered "Right Wing".

You can debate those sorts of people, because they are REASONABLE. They take your ideas into consideration because they know the numbers and can compete on a Mathematical Battlefield.

The great thing is the we are now the "Counter-Culture" who gets to "Rage Against the Machine".

We are the Cool Kids.

That being said?

*pulls down shade*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 02:20 AM (Ckg4U)

567 566 Sessions is being an asshole. I wonder if trump could shit can his silly ass for being a retard and move in somebody who isn't "recused" from the Russia thing, and bring the heat on the real crimes the dems are up to their ass in. Sessions seems to be a clusterfuck.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2017 02:15 AM (aMlLZ)

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Ok, but how do you get such a hardass confirmed?

Posted by: Jackal at July 20, 2017 02:21 AM (NiR1r)

568 He is for Federal Programs and Social Safety Nets, but the Overton Window has moved so far left that Classical Liberalism is considered "Right Wing".

You can debate those sorts of people, because they are REASONABLE. They take your ideas into consideration because they know the numbers and can compete on a Mathematical Battlefield.

The great thing is the we are now the "Counter-Culture" who gets to "Rage Against the Machine".

We are the Cool Kids.

That being said?

*pulls down shade*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 02:20 AM (Ckg4U)

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Yeah, I know. It just amazes me that actual doctrinaire Whig Liberals still exist. I thought they'd all been assimilated by the left or collapsed into the center right, that's all.

Posted by: Jackal at July 20, 2017 02:26 AM (NiR1r)

569 I'm watching the British Open and the Golf Channel just put up some stupid graphic about "countries" that had winners at the 4 majors - they were just trying to show how the British Open was the most international (Yaaay!!).

So, I look at the list as it's quickly put up and taken down. Some of the "countries" that had winners ... Scotland, Wales, N. Ireland ...

LOL. I guess as far as the retards at the golf channel know, if there's a flag then it's a country! What a bunch of Eurotrash ass-kissing douchebags they are.

And the British Open is okay ... but it's the least of the majors. It's a style of golf that almost no one plays. It's often dominated by the weather more than the play. And it was thrown into the trash heap of golf tournaments until Arnie breathed life back into it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 02:28 AM (rZ+mb)

570 571 I'm watching the British Open and the Golf Channel just put up some stupid graphic about "countries" that had winners at the 4 majors - they were just trying to show how the British Open was the most international (Yaaay!!).

So, I look at the list as it's quickly put up and taken down. Some of the "countries" that had winners ... Scotland, Wales, N. Ireland ...

LOL. I guess as far as the retards at the golf channel know, if there's a flag then it's a country! What a bunch of Eurotrash ass-kissing douchebags they are.

And the British Open is okay ... but it's the least of the majors. It's a style of golf that almost no one plays. It's often dominated by the weather more than the play. And it was thrown into the trash heap of golf tournaments until Arnie breathed life back into it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 02:28 AM (rZ+mb)

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When it comes to a lot of international sports, Wales, Scotland, N.I., and England do their own thing because they are the constituent "Countries" of the UK. Its a weird distinction that only amounts to a difference in international sports and a handful of international cultural forums.

Posted by: Jackal at July 20, 2017 02:32 AM (NiR1r)

571 Ohh, we're in trouble! Those damn Yankees are only 1.5 games behind us!!1!

Posted by: Tampa Ray Fan, AL East at July 20, 2017 02:33 AM (g6yUI)

572 *pulls up shade*

"Yeah, I know. It just amazes me that actual doctrinaire Whig Liberals still exist. I thought they'd all been assimilated by the left or collapsed into the center right, that's all."
-Posted by: Jackal at July 20, 2017 02:26 AM (NiR1r)

I know. I get that, seeing as things seem to be "absolutes" in this "Day-and-Age"; even around here.

The guy is an Athiest, (which is a religion), but he wants to be reasonable.

He is also in Great Britain, which allows him to be simultaneously liberal and moderate, due to the climate in that country. Their politics aren't as "absolute" as ours our now. They're getting there quickly, however.

"Sessions is being an asshole. I wonder if trump could shit can his silly ass for being a retard and move in somebody who isn't "recused" from the Russia thing, and bring the heat on the real crimes the dems are up to their ass in. Sessions seems to be a clusterfuck."
-Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2017 02:15 AM (aMlLZ)

See post #526.

And if you ever disparage Def Leppard again, I'm going to fight you.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 02:35 AM (Ckg4U)

573 When it comes to a lot of international sports, Wales, Scotland, N.I., and England do their own thing because they are the constituent "Countries" of the UK. Its a weird distinction that only amounts to a difference in international sports and a handful of international cultural forums.

Posted by: Jackal at July 20, 2017 02:32 AM (NiR1r)


They can call themselves whatever they want. They aren't "countries". The British Open can call itself The Galactic, Single, Only Real Open Championship in the Universe ... but it's just the British Open. When someone says "the Open" I (and most others) think of the US Open.

But the idiots at the Golf Channel and ESPN have been on some insane drive to prostrate themselves in front of the Euros. Sure, the greatest league in golf is the PGA. Three of the four majors are in America. The golf at the British Open is a style that no one plays. But they can't stop themselves from trying to make the British Open the most important golf tournament in the world.

It's all just very annoying.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 02:39 AM (rZ+mb)

574 Have felt for some time the cabinet deck needed to be reshuffled to address the AG. Pres. Trump doesn't seem to be one that lets problems fester. Still, would lurve AG Cruz.

Posted by: Donny at July 20, 2017 02:42 AM (ANeY1)

575 For those of you who don't understand the whole "I'm Going to Fight You" rhetoric? I'll explain...

There was a sports talk-show host named Jim Rome. He used to "run smack" about idiots in sports.

One day, this kid called the show and he was livid about Barry Bonds. A steroid-freak Monster of baseball.

In the whiniest voice possible from a guy who was just reaching puberty, it seemed, he screeched...

If I ever see Barry Bonds... I'll... I'm going to fight him!

It was the funniest thing I'd ever heard on Sports Radio and it lives with me to this day.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 02:42 AM (Ckg4U)

576 On that note, I'm really, really Gone.

*pulls plug*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 02:43 AM (Ckg4U)

577 I know. I get that, seeing as things seem to be "absolutes" in this "Day-and-Age"; even around here.

The guy is an Athiest, (which is a religion), but he wants to be reasonable.

He is also in Great Britain, which allows him to be simultaneously liberal and moderate, due to the climate in that country. Their politics aren't as "absolute" as ours our now. They're getting there quickly, however.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 02:35 AM (Ckg4U)
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Yep, and I bet he'd admit as much if you got a few beers in him. Whether that'll be in the form of the Conservative Party or a resurgent UKIP that basically exists to drag the Cons to the "Right", Right meaning anything saner than the whackadoodle shit the modern left craps out, remains to be seen...
With the Lib Dems basically immolating themselves on the altar of the EU, I think the UK is ripe for a new 3rd party, especially in the blue collar Labour districts that helped push Brexit over the line.

Posted by: Jackal at July 20, 2017 02:44 AM (NiR1r)

578 As Majors go, I love the British Open because you are seeing Links courses. You don't see those often and they provide a different test. The weather is probably the only protection the courses on the Open rota has. Most modern day pro players chew them up with good weather. My favorite Major is The Masters. Nothing beats Augusta National in the Spring.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2017 02:44 AM (pY+s4)

579 Anyhow, goodnight Slap!

Posted by: Jackal at July 20, 2017 02:44 AM (NiR1r)

580 surplusammo.com is having a 24 hour sale on 12 ga 2.75 inch, 1 Oz slugs...

$145/250 plus shipping.

get'em whilst you can!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 20, 2017 02:45 AM (RcZfi)

581 and, if you're not signed up for their e-mails, what the hello are you waiting for?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 20, 2017 02:46 AM (RcZfi)

582 Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2017 02:44 AM (pY+s4)

I like the Masters the best, too. I like that it's always played on the same beautiful course (though I would have preferred that they not change the course to "defend" par).

But, honestly, I'd take pretty much any regular tournament over a links one. I just have no real interest in links golf. And by the measure of actual courses in the world, most other people don't, either. I prefer a course that plays well on a beautiful day. I'm not really all that thrilled watching people play in a hurricane and I certainly don't want to play in one, myself.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 02:52 AM (rZ+mb)

583 But the idiots at the Golf Channel and ESPN have been on some insane drive to prostrate themselves in front of the Euros. Sure, the greatest league in golf is the PGA. Three of the four majors are in America. The golf at the British Open is a style that no one plays. But they can't stop themselves from trying to make the British Open the most important golf tournament in the world.

It's all just very annoying.



Its Golf Channel and NBC idiots now. :-) Yes, nobody plays links golf which is why the British Open is unique. I like it. I don't give a shit whether they call it The Open or The British Open. It came first so if they want to call it The Open, meh, doesn't bother me. I still call it the British Open.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2017 02:52 AM (pY+s4)

584 I think in order by age its; The British Open, The U.S. Open, PGA Championship, The Masters. The US and British Amateur Opens used to be Majors.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2017 02:54 AM (pY+s4)

585 for the other non-golfers here

http://www.scottishgolfhistory.org/origin-of-golf-terms/links/

because i was like "WTF... links?"

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 20, 2017 03:01 AM (RcZfi)

586 my favorite shot was tiger woods' 16th hole at the 2005 masters. he hit it at a 90 degree angle to the hole and it rolled to the edge, hovered and dropped in. greatest shot i've seen but others prefer other shots, usually from the sand traps like watson once. i think.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2017 03:06 AM (WTSFk)

587 ... i saw that shot by tiger live.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2017 03:07 AM (WTSFk)

588 tiger's disintegration is just a shame. and a shock.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2017 03:13 AM (WTSFk)

589 Night all.

Here is "Pink" by Boris:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxishhgT560

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 20, 2017 03:20 AM (vBeA5)

590 Mickelson's shot from the pine needles, between the trees, on the back 9 (can't remember the hole) was amazing. Also Bubba Watsons crazy slice from the woods to the green in a playoff to win the Masters was memorable.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2017 03:21 AM (pY+s4)

591 tiger's disintegration is just a shame. and a shock.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2017 03:13 AM (WTSFk)


Once he wife went after him with the 7 iron it was all over. He lost his mental strength and then his body really started giving out. But he was the best for well over a decade with no one even close to him. Not a bad career.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 03:23 AM (rZ+mb)

592 pitching from the rough or a blast from a trap to the hole is as much luck as anything. but that shot by tiger at the 16th depended entirely on his read of the green and the preposterous angle needed.

and the ball stopped just at the edge of the hole before dropping in very much like caddy shack. magic.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2017 03:23 AM (WTSFk)

593 Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2017 03:23 AM (WTSFk)

"Better than most"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 03:25 AM (rZ+mb)

594 593 tiger's disintegration is just a shame. and a shock.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2017 03:13 AM (WTSFk)

Once he wife went after him with the 7 iron it was all over. He lost his mental strength and then his body really started giving out. But he was the best for well over a decade with no one even close to him. Not a bad career.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair



He also didn't change how he swung the club as he got older and less flexible. Thats why he started to break down physically. When your young and have the flexibility of Gumby, you can swing with abandon. Once you hit your 30s, you can hurt your self. Tiger found that out.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2017 03:27 AM (pY+s4)

595 Your right about his mental edge. Losing his Dad, his public humiliation, losing his golf game, combined with his raging ego and run away pride can produce a toxic brew.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2017 03:28 AM (pY+s4)

596 597 : a good summary. and now it looks like he'll never catch nicklaus when that seemed a certainty.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2017 03:34 AM (WTSFk)

597 Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2017 03:28 AM (pY+s4)

Yep. It all came crashing down. Plus he had to cut down on his rampant screwing, which I think he might have needed to take the edge off of things or for whatever reason. Well, at least you didn't have to lock the dog up when Tiger came around any more.

But during his time at the top he was the most focused athlete I have seen. Spieth got a good idea of how hard that had to be. He pulled a Tiger for a little over a year and he saw how difficult it was to keep that up. That little screw up at the Masters threw him off for a year. It just stopped Jordan dead in his tracks. But I think he's coming on for another run. I have Spieth picked to take this British Open.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 03:40 AM (rZ+mb)

598 597 : a good summary. and now it looks like he'll never catch nicklaus when that seemed a certainty.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2017 03:34 AM (WTSFk)


Not even close. TIger had 14 wins and 6 runner-up finishes. Jack had 18 wins and 19 runner-up finishes. Jack came in first or second in almost ten full years worth of majors.

But I think Tiger's best decade was more dominant than Jack's best decade.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 03:45 AM (rZ+mb)

599 I think Jack's 19 runner up's is the amazing stat. I mean, thats just nuts. He could have had 37 majors.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2017 03:51 AM (pY+s4)

600 But I think Tiger's best decade was more dominant than Jack's best decade.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 03:45 AM (rZ+mb)

I think Tiger is the classic example of the pampered playboy who thinks with his little head.

It just wasn't meant to last.

So he should now be enjoying all those lovely STDs of the rich and famous and go quietly into that nice evening.

He ain't all that and a bag of chips, after all, just a man.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 20, 2017 03:51 AM (NXsWM)

601 I think Jack's 19 runner up's is the amazing stat. I mean, thats just nuts. He could have had 37 majors.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2017 03:51 AM (pY+s4)


It's mind-boggling.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 03:56 AM (rZ+mb)

602 Posted by: tcn in AK at July 20, 2017 03:51 AM (NXsWM)

Tiger was a douchebag but he wasn't a pampered playboy. He earned every ounce of his fame. He was/is a dog but I don't think that was a secret with any of the people he hung out with. He just didn't want the public to know about it all. If only he hadn't been banging the neighbor's daughter - who got all frustrated that he didn't "love her" - then he might have been able to keep things going for another five years.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 04:05 AM (rZ+mb)

603 604: I don't know about that. Tiger's body was starting to break down in '08. That last Major he won (US Open) he basically won on 1 leg. It was really fucked up but he kept playing and won. He also severely injured him self.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2017 04:08 AM (pY+s4)

604 Not a golfer and find watching it the most boring game.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2017 04:14 AM (9g/6M)

605 Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2017 04:08 AM (pY+s4)

I think he might have been able to play through a lot of stuff ... but you're probably right.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 04:17 AM (rZ+mb)

606

I think it's interesting that Tiger got caught polishing his club in the jail cell by that guard and now he may have to do time in the stocks at Augusta...

Posted by: Fuckknuckle Deluxe at July 20, 2017 04:45 AM (qul7b)

607 I find no pleasure in golf but work with a fanatic. We were discussing Tiger and he said everyone knows Tiger was juiced and that's why his body crashed so quickly, dramatically. Truth or no?

Posted by: Donnyunmasked at July 20, 2017 04:54 AM (ANeY1)

608 With 10 days left in the month, the Windy City is already 13 ahead of last years murder rate. I'm trying to think of something snarky about what this means.

I'm coming up with nothing. I'm only coming up with questions about why people who live in neighborhoods like Austin and Englewood put up with this.

Dealers, gangbangers, thieves, and murderers the perps and most of the victims they are but don't they mean something to somebody. Is there nobody that wishes that were still alive?

Great job you are doing rahm.

Posted by: Tim iI at July 20, 2017 05:34 AM (sf2BM)

609 Mornin'

Posted by: wing at July 20, 2017 05:49 AM (Ohl7S)

610 >>> Mornin'

Yes

Posted by: fluffy at July 20, 2017 05:52 AM (jw2Xw)

611 >>>Mornin'

Nothing good about it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2017 06:00 AM (RO6/m)

612 >>> Nothing good about it.

I'm on the right side of the grass.

Posted by: fluffy at July 20, 2017 06:02 AM (jw2Xw)

613
Only in America can a man *not* go to jail after killing two people, end up in jail for armed robbery, then stay in jail because he got caught jerking off.

What a legacy.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 20, 2017 06:10 AM (EgwCt)

614 G'morning, all,

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 20, 2017 06:11 AM (J+eG2)

615 Hillary must be stone cold passed out. She usually has paid a visit by now.

Posted by: Tim iI vodka anyone? at July 20, 2017 06:15 AM (sf2BM)

616 Dealers, gangbangers, thieves, and murderers the
perps and most of the victims they are but don't they mean something to
somebody. Is there nobody that wishes that were still alive?



Great job you are doing rahm.

Posted by: Tim iI at July 20, 2017 05:34 AM (sf2BM)

Chicago may get the headlines (not so much in the MFM) They like to hit Trump/Russia, etc. Many, many cities are suffering the same fate as Chicago. Mostly just in the black areas of any larger cities. Social justice people blame racism of course, but its more than that. I blame the breakdown of the black family units, but there is little that can be done about it anymore.

Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2017 06:17 AM (0s0D6)

617 Social justice people blame racism of course, but its more than that. I blame the breakdown of the black family units, but there is little that can be done about it anymore.

Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2017 06:17 AM (0s0D6)

It's racism at it's root all right but the racism came from LBJ and his not so great society.

Posted by: Tim iI vodka anyone? at July 20, 2017 06:22 AM (sf2BM)

618 Warning, LONG post below.

So, Jeff Sessions. President Trump gave three NYT reporters an exclusive interview wherein he really bagged on Jeff Sessions. This little tidbit is interesting:

TRUMP: Yeah, what Jeff Sessions did was he recused himself right after, right after he became attorney general. And I said, "Why didn't you tell me this before?" I would have -- then I said, "Who's your deputy?" So his deputy he hardly knew, and that's Rosenstein, Rod Rosenstein, who is from Baltimore. There are very few Republicans in Baltimore, if any. So, he's from Baltimore. Now, he, we went through a lot of things. We were interviewing replacements at the F.B.I. Did you know [Robert] Mueller was one of the people that was being interviewed?

HABERMAN: I did, actually.

TRUMP: He was sitting in that chair. We had a wonderful meeting.

HABERMAN: Day before, right?

SCHMIDT: Did he want the job?

TRUMP: The day before! Of course, he was up here, and he wanted the job.

HABERMAN: And he made that clear to you? He would have

TRUMP: So, now what happens is, he [Mueller] leaves the office. [Then,] Rosenstein leaves the office. The next day, he [Mueller] is appointed special counsel. I said, what the hell is this all about? Talk about conflicts? But he was interviewing for the job. There were many other conflicts that I haven't said, but I will at some point. So Jeff Sessions, Jeff Sessions gave some bad answers.

HABERMAN: You mean at the hearing?

TRUMP: Yeah, he gave some answers that were simple questions and should have been simple answers, but they weren't. He then becomes attorney general, and he then announces he's going to recuse himself. Why wouldn't he have told me that before?


So, here is President Trump really laying into Jeff Sessions. God knows that I have been asking, "Where the hell is Jeff Sessions?" for months.

Now, there are a couple of schools of thought on this:

1) This is a head-fake by President Trump. While he and Jeff Sessions have neither met nor talked to each other in months, that doesn't mean there is no communication between them. There are a number of people who could act as secure go-betweens to allow them to get their ducks in a row. The evidence for this is a) President Trump is a man who is extremely loyal to his friends and Jeff Sessions was really the first guy in DC to jump on the Trump train. b) Why would President Trump go the failing NY Times to bad-mouth a supporter of his. In particular, why would he use one of the reporters who has been the primary recipient of the majority of leaks that have been damaging to his administration? c) This seems like something done in a fit of pique, a lashing-out by a very frustrated President Trump, but we know he doesn't work like that. Therefore, the thinking here is that this is kabuki for the benefit of the media and the Deep State, and in this little set-piece drama, Trump is wringing his hands and bitching about how Jeff Sessions done him wrong and he is unhappy with him. Then, once everyone is sure that Sessions has lost the support of the President, he starts bringing the hammer down on people, possibly as part of a prosecution of the Hillary email shit, or maybe Obama illegal surveillance, something that is going to absolutely shatter the Deep State.

2) This is a long overdue signal by President Trump that he has had enough of a do-nothing AG, and he wants to see some action. The thinking here is a) He really wants Sessions gone, because he hasn't done shit. President Trump can't fire him, because look at all the grief that Comey's firing caused, and you can be sure that firing Sessions would be that x 10. b) He uses the New York Times to send the message in the strongest possible terms that Sessions must go. The hope is that once Sessions sees that the President is willing to go public with this in the NY Times, of all places, he will be so shamed that he will resign. c) "WH Insiders" claim that Sessions might resign as early as April.

So, while I am personally unsure as to what is happening, I am inclined to scenario 1) because i) President Trump has always been very loyal and ii) really? The NY Times?

But, I believe that what occurs during the next few weeks is going to be the proof of whether this denunciation of Jeff Sessions is real or just a shiny object with which to distract the media.

David

Posted by: David, Internet Deplorable at July 20, 2017 06:31 AM (5Rqpb)

619 It's racism at it's root all right but the racism came from LBJ and his not so great society.

Posted by: Tim iI vodka anyone? at July 20, 2017 06:22 AM (sf2BM)

Yep. If our Congress was brave (ha, as if that'll ever happen) enough to change the rules to favor intact family units, we might be able to reverse some of the damage he did.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 20, 2017 06:33 AM (J+mig)

620
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 20, 2017 06:33 AM (UMWic)

621 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 06:36 AM (5y11N)

622 I'll vote for option 1. Correct me if I am wrong here but didn't Sessions say in his confirmation hearings that he would recuse himself?

Posted by: Tim iI not buying it at July 20, 2017 06:37 AM (sf2BM)

623 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 06:36 AM (5y11N)

You're an Officer so that must be a correct statement although I'm sure that if you have a CPO working for you he would disagree.

Posted by: Tim iI Actung! Offizier am Deck! at July 20, 2017 06:39 AM (sf2BM)

624 Posted by: David, Internet Deplorable at July 20, 2017 06:31 AM (5Rqpb)

3. Trojan Horse Strategy. It's possible that Trump might be distancing himself from Sessions in order to make the wrong sort more comfortable around Sessions. Trump's detractors will figure him to be an enemy of the administration, and get a lot more comfortable around him...

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 20, 2017 06:40 AM (J+mig)

625 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 06:36 AM (5y11N)

You're an Officer so that must be a correct statement although I'm sure that if you have a CPO working for you he would disagree.
Posted by: Tim iI Actung! Offizier am Deck! at July 20, 2017 06:39 AM (sf2BM)

I did not say it was a good morning?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 06:42 AM (5y11N)

626 I'll vote for option 1. Correct me if I am wrong here but didn't Sessions say in his confirmation hearings that he would recuse himself?

Posted by: Tim iI not buying it at July 20, 2017 06:37 AM (sf2BM)

I think he said IF there was a conflict? Shaking someone's hand is no conflict in my book

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 06:43 AM (5y11N)

627 My father, a life long Republican was taken in the LBJ and his Great Society. He was led to believe that it would solve all our ills, LBJ was a great salesman at the time on thinking the race riots of the 60's could be solved by spending more and more money.

Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2017 06:44 AM (0s0D6)

628
Trump wants 'the wall'. Sessions wants 'the wall' -- and hates drug dealers and criminals. Civil forfeiture becomes the way to attack the drug dealers and take their ill-gotten gains and pay for the wall.

Trump distances himself from Sessions because he knows civil forfeiture is unpopular with libertarians and conservatives.

My two cents and worth every penny.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 20, 2017 06:45 AM (EgwCt)

629 4. Trump is just telling the truth about what happened, damn the innuendo and tea leaf reading. If wants to fire Sessions, he will man up and do it.

Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 06:46 AM (9TU00)

630 Today saw an interesting theory that the recent
change to asset forfeiture policy was to enable the Feds to go after
groups involved in promoting or committing vote fraud and take their
shit via RICO.



It's probably bullshit, but an interesting theory nonetheless.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 20, 2017 01:31 AM


There IS something off about the jibes at Sessions. While the media and progressive Democrats go Russia, Russia, Russia, , the White House, Homeland Security INS, and DOJ litigation branch are being much more aggressive to illegal immigration than I dreamed possible this fast. They are racking it up and rough with it too and the Dems and media just fumble along with Russia and ignore the massive policy and enforcement changes that are already underway. There is some misdirection going on I think.

Posted by: Lester at July 20, 2017 06:47 AM (LfJIn)

631 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 06:42 AM (5y11N)

I was just talking about the "morning" part and you know how contrary E-8's can be.

Posted by: Tim iI The race is on at July 20, 2017 06:47 AM (sf2BM)

632 That pic of a car in a pool....at the condo in Florida 2 years ago, a guy up in years (way up in years) somehow went through a iron fence and halfway into the club house pool. Not sure how he did it, but the pool was on the corner of a street, guess he just missed the turn...

Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2017 06:48 AM (0s0D6)

633 Anytime an nco said it was a great morning, it meant something needed to be shined, painted, or cleaned

Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 06:48 AM (9TU00)

634 Asset forfeiture would be aimed at cartels too. My guess is they are going to bust them financially plus all the businesses (wink, wink) who do business with or for them.

Posted by: Lester at July 20, 2017 06:49 AM (LfJIn)

635
HUMA!!!!!

Here, hold my beer while slip on a new pair of depends...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 20, 2017 06:50 AM (UMWic)

636 Should go after the assets of the wind farm investors who have killed so many endangered, migratory birds.

Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 06:53 AM (9TU00)

637 I was just talking about the "morning" part and you know how contrary E-8's can be.
Posted by: Tim iI The race is on at July 20, 2017 06:47 AM (sf2BM)

Well tomorrow I am up and out of the house by 3 AM to drive to JEB Little Creek VA...now I am not sure if that is night or morning? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 06:54 AM (5y11N)

638 Le NOOD

It's here

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 20, 2017 06:56 AM (J+eG2)

639 Asset forfeiture would be aimed at cartels a corrupt entity like the CGI or their foundation; or a recalcitrant DNC that refused to turn over a server too.

Just sayin....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 20, 2017 06:56 AM (pDZCs)

640 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 06:57 AM (W4LFA)

641 I don't understand why Tigers agent didn't take care of the hot chick problem for him; dozens of smoking hot, well compensated paralegals at his neck and call. All covered by iron clad NDAs and attorney-client privilege.

Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 06:57 AM (9TU00)

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