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Say It Ain't So, Joe: Legendary Vanity-Rock Sensation Joe Scarborough Quits the GOP on Steven Colbert, After Admitting He Buys Into Liberal Progressive Line 100%

So, this Rock God, the Pensacola City Panic, the Amadeus of the Axe, this Solid Body Bard, this Billy Idol Shakespeare coming at you live from Stratocaster-on-Avon---

--- has announced to his millions of adoring fans that he's decamping the Republican Party, making this announcement on the place where Republicans come to discuss issues, the Stephen Colbert show.

David Harsanyi only briefly hints at how miserable this fink's (double hand finger airquotes) "music" is, to instead talk about his rampant hypocrisy for having done everything in his power to get Trump nominated as GOP candidate, then becoming a loud-and-proud liberal Democrat the moment he succeeded in getting Trump to that position.

Alternate hypothesis for your consideration: It wasn't hypocrisy, it was covert action. Maybe Scarborough has been a Democrat for a good long while, and was following the Democrat Conventional Wisdom that Trump was the weakest candidate the GOP could field and so it was in ever Democrats' interest to pump him up -- until he secured the nomination at the convention.

I'd be interested in seeing a timeline of Trump's delegate count vs. Joe and Mika's chilling relationship with him.

Certainly Scarborough's talking like a full-on prog lately -- this from Harsanyi's piece:


“I think maybe the last straw for me actually wasn’t Russia, it was the health-care bill,” Scarborough said at a National Archives event this week. “That kicks 25 million people off of their health insurance, and then they turn around and give tax cuts to the richest 1 percent of America.”

This is, of course, a standard liberal talking point, used in one form or another to attack virtually any Republican legislative effort to cut taxes or slow future spending. There’s nothing wrong with this line of attack, per se, but if you use it you should also have the decency to stop pretending you’re a Republican or a conservative.

A while ago he released an album. Someone - Jane D'Oh, I think -- asked when I would post about that. I did some research but realized that I'm just not a music critic and so while I can tell you his music is crap, I can't really tell you why.

I have failed at that, but maybe some musically-talented people can tell me, specifically, why this old man's attempt to be the John Meyers of 2017 just doesn't work.

Below, some terrible, terrible music.

I've lived with the misery of these songs alone long enough. [Jamie Gumm voice;] Now you too will know my pain.

This one starts out like a song about Jesus Amy Grant decided was probably inspired by Satan and so she threw it away, and then segues into Scarborough trying to sound like Bruce Springsteen, and then into him doing this dewey ooh-ah chorus that sounds like somethng Hootie and the Blowfish might have worked on before throwing it out, deciding that it, too, was probably inspired by Satan.

This song has a bunch of loud horns to tell you "It's Party Time, Get Ready to Rock!!" and then he starts doing some kind of Justin-Bieber-sings-the-Beach-Boys shit. Then it goes back into "You Know It's Time to Party, Because Now I've Got a Black Backup Singer!!!" mode. Then back to Justin Bieber hanging ten.

It's a fucking mess. He wrote this song to show off his virtuosity in sucking in three different genres.

Also, it's inspired by Satan.


Hey, remember when Jesus Jones released that video using lots of topical news footage and everyone thought it was super-hip and innovative?

Aging debut mall rocker Joe Scarborough sure does.

One problem -- instead of writing an instantly-catchy song like Right Here, Right Now, he wrote a song that seems to have been inspired by Satan.

No that's not fair -- Satan would probably inspire you to write a catchy song, so as to seduce the innocent.

This song was inspired by Satan's Asshole, who's not quite as good, and thinks vocal distortion effects are like sooo cutting edge and trip-hop, yo.

These songs are shit.

And this fucker claims he's written 400 of them, and this crop, presumably, represents his top-drawer stuff, his most polished and catchiest numbers.

He says -- and I'm serious about this -- he'll be releasing an EP's worth of songs, say 5 or 6, like every two weeks, unless someone stops him.

Posted by: Ace at 06:59 PM




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1 Mika/Scar Face is his muse.

Somewhere in a graveyard in the FL Panhandle, a young intern has no comment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 06:50 PM (PY9jH)

2 Top ten?

Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 06:50 PM (Jcg9Q)

3 Oh so close!!!!!!

Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 06:51 PM (Jcg9Q)

4 Mika and Joe.

Beavis and Butthead

Posted by: JC at July 14, 2017 06:51 PM (3GSgE)

5 Everyone on AM Joe/Mika is acting like they've just birthed a baby, what with Special Joe embracing the Dark Side.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 06:52 PM (PY9jH)

6 Ah Joe---take your tiny balls and go home.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 14, 2017 06:52 PM (Sda6L)

7 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 06:53 PM (YxyYj)

8 Gutfeld mocked him beautifully a couple of nights ago. Not as well as you, ace. But still.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 06:53 PM (PY9jH)

9 Crazy Joe was never a Republican to me to begin with. Just another fake among many fake GOPers.

That's all I can say for now without getting a banhammer. Fucking scum.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 06:53 PM (Jcg9Q)

10 Do we have enough Senators to sacrifice McCain?

And enough in congress to sacrifice Ryan?

Just asking.

Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 06:53 PM (aT+Bx)

11 The music video, of course, indicates what a serious and totally-not-commercial decision this is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

12 What's up with Joe's dead intern?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 06:54 PM (YxyYj)

13 Scarborough hasn't been anything close to a conservative or a member of the GOP in a long, long time.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 06:54 PM (/o9Qk)

14 It really is of the Devil! I'm trying to turn it off and it keeps playing!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 06:54 PM (QGoUX)

15 Quits the GOP like he quit his wife.

And he's been sleeping around on the GOP for years, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

16 Joe lost me forever a long time ago, right before the 2004 election, when he proudly stated "I could vote for John Kerry".

No conservative could say that with a straight face, and he hasn't been a Republican since then, probably longer.

Posted by: Qwinn at July 14, 2017 06:55 PM (6dcYC)

17 And to think, Scarborough used to be a "conservative."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 14, 2017 06:55 PM (Mouru)

18 He looks like an idiot. And she looks like a skank. They are perfect for each other.

Posted by: IC at July 14, 2017 06:55 PM (a0IVu)

19 Jesus, this guy sucks!

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at July 14, 2017 06:56 PM (8ceaY)

Posted by: Joe Scarborough's Dead Intern at July 14, 2017 06:56 PM (qJhUV)

21 Maybe he's popular with the dinner theater crowd

Posted by: NCKate at July 14, 2017 06:56 PM (7ydCJ)

22 The center of gravity moves ever leftward. Relentlessly.

It sucks, it will take us to hell, but it's the truth.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at July 14, 2017 06:56 PM (3MozY)

23 HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Butthead video.

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 06:57 PM (s5Kql)

24 This makes Scarborough a shoo-in for this year's Arlen Specter Award for ideological and personal integrity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 14, 2017 06:57 PM (Mouru)

25 OK, I couldn't get past the initial "woahhhh oh ohhhhh oh ohhhhhhhhh owohowohhhhhhhhhhh" in the first song. I don't want to hear any more.



Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 06:57 PM (/o9Qk)

26 I'm embarrassed and blushing right now listening to this garbage. What a complete faggit.

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at July 14, 2017 06:57 PM (8ceaY)

27 Who on this site is surprised? I mean really anyone here? Joe you were a "Republican" only as long as the ratings were in favor of you being a Repulican. As Whoopi Goldberg said yesterday "Get over Yourself."

Posted by: Picric at July 14, 2017 06:57 PM (s0VSd)

28 Joka and Moe

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at July 14, 2017 06:57 PM (Jj+59)

29 10 Do we have enough Senators to sacrifice McCain?

And enough in congress to sacrifice Ryan?

Just asking.

Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 06:53 PM (aT+Bx)

++++

The governors of both AZ and WI are GOP, so I think we could risk it.

How painful of a sacrificial ceremony are we talking about?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 14, 2017 06:57 PM (FUu/Z)

30 Lord. Gas that noise - gas it right fvcking now.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 06:57 PM (TwwWO)

31 I'd rather talk more on the previous thread. I couldn't care less about Joe Whathisname.

Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2017 06:58 PM (Enq6K)

32 FY Joe.
I lost my insurance because of the effin dem's.
May they all catch my sh it in their mouths when I take a dump. Effin a holes. If you don't leave me alone anymore, you won't want what I have to give you. Eff wads.

Posted by: Jake at July 14, 2017 06:58 PM (RMom0)

33 In "Mystified" he and Mika look like borgs. And he seems to be mocking big truck rallies, the American flag on the back of a pickup, all kinds of random things.

I don't think Joe has a clue what he believes in, except p****.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 06:58 PM (PY9jH)

34 wow that techno beat on "Mystified" is just like sooooo groovy

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2017 06:58 PM (8rNrN)

35 "Sometimes you gots to kill a bitch."

Posted by: The Wit and Wisdom of Joe Scarborough, Vol. 2 at July 14, 2017 06:58 PM (Mouru)

36 He was a Leftist before it was cool to be a Leftist.
Chris Stigall is sure he is P whipped

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2017 06:59 PM (9g/6M)

37 He needs an intervention from the Cone of Silence.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2017 06:59 PM (hyuyC)

38 Even gayer than Coldplay.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

39 >>>25 OK, I couldn't get past the initial "woahhhh oh ohhhhh oh ohhhhhhhhh owohowohhhhhhhhhhh" in the first song. I don't want to hear any more.



Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai)

...

then you have no courage, and on my ship, I can only abide sailors with courage.

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2017 06:59 PM (8rNrN)

40 Do I want to click on those?

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

41 This has to be a joke. Tell me he did not really release this.

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at July 14, 2017 07:00 PM (8ceaY)

42 This reminds me of those old Golden Throats compilations of squaresville actors like Jack Webb trying to be hip and do the crazy music the kids all seem to dig.

Nothing prepares you for how bad "Superbad" is. Like it's from a 1971 summer variety hour and there are chicks in go-go boots in a kick line behind William Shatner.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 07:00 PM (QGoUX)

43 Well Harsanyi sounds like a bit of an idiot.

There is a whole lot wrong with the absurd and outrageous crap about "kicking 25 million people off their health insurance".

Facts, for instance. 15+ million got kicked off their insurance by O-care. About the same number were added to welfare, i.e. Medicaid. And everyone continued to suffer rising costs, declining coverage options, and the medical industry - whose only important problem is massive, pernicious federal and state regulation and the insanity and oligopolies it leads to - continued to be distorted, suppressed, and limited.

If you're going to just stipulate the incorrect, demogogic crap that now passes for "talking points" by the racist authoritarian looters, than what's the point of you?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 14, 2017 07:00 PM (QDnY+)

44 >>>31 I'd rather talk more on the previous thread. I couldn't care less about Joe Whathisname.

like I always tell you guys, the moment you collectively agree that previous threads are still active, then they are, in fact, still active.

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2017 07:00 PM (8rNrN)

45 Thank you President Trump! Doing more to expose these scum-sucking RINOs in mere moments than anyone else has in decades ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2017 07:00 PM (rkUuC)

46 Holy Christ! I listened to 25 seconds of "Hey, Babe, let's fall in love" and I accidentally murdered my intern because, you know, Satan. And shit.

Posted by: Fritz at July 14, 2017 07:00 PM (eLttb)

47 40 Do I want to click on those?
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

No, sir, you do NOT.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 07:00 PM (QGoUX)

48 How painful of a sacrificial ceremony are we talking about?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 14, 2017 06:57 PM---
---
I'm really open to suggestions.

/tar and feathers for $100 Alex?

Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 07:00 PM (aT+Bx)

49 40. Do it. This will harden your heart sufficiently to allow you to DO WHAT MUST BE DONE.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:00 PM (TwwWO)

50 I'm not listening but I'm guessing he doesn't slice like a f*cking hammer and the guys definitely don't get shirts.

Posted by: Bosk at July 14, 2017 07:01 PM (n2K+4)

51
The songs sound like shit to you because as everyone knows music inspired by satan should be played backwards.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 14, 2017 07:01 PM (lKyWE)

52 12 What's up with Joe's dead intern?

Still dead last I heard.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 14, 2017 07:01 PM (7oUUT)

53 40 Do I want to click on those?

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

++++

My policy is that whenever I am offered the opportunity to listen to some really horrible music, I say no.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 14, 2017 07:01 PM (pvjTE)

54 then you have no courage, and on my ship, I can only abide sailors with courage.

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2017 06:59 PM (8rNrN)



I fear he's only here for the rum and sodomy, cap'n.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 14, 2017 07:01 PM (Mouru)

55 I saw a clip of his opening night gig in Manhattan. All of the "important" people in the media were there, including Shep. Mika made a point of thanking them, and asked if any Republicans were there. There was some mumbling, and a few raised their hands. Shockingly, Eric Bolling, who considers himself a BFF with Trump, was in attendance.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:01 PM (PY9jH)

56 So Joe is going the class warfare route, doubt he is havjng any trouble paying for any heath care he's getting.

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2017 07:01 PM (9g/6M)

57 He sounds like a ghey and less manly version of Kurt Cobain in the sound Superbad.

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at July 14, 2017 07:02 PM (8ceaY)

58 52 12 What's up with Joe's dead intern?

Still dead last I heard.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 14, 2017 07:01 PM (7oUUT)

---

This made me lmao for some reason...

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 07:02 PM (s5Kql)

59 Satan would probably inspire you to write a catchy song, so as to seduce the innocent.

Like "Sympathy for the Devil", just to pick one at random.

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

60 52. Great line from Miller's Crossing.

Needs to be said while chewing a safety match, with an irritated look on your mug.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:03 PM (TwwWO)

61 So is Mike Barnicle on tambourine?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 14, 2017 07:03 PM (qJhUV)

62 I wrote Scarborough off as a prog ages ago. I wonder if any of it is heartfelt or if he just switched his stripes to get into Mika's pants.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 14, 2017 07:03 PM (Xuv2G)

63 In some respects Murderin' Joe is like me. We're both dropping the Republican party.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 14, 2017 07:03 PM (mcI77)

64 then you have no courage, and on my ship, I can only abide sailors with courage.





Posted by: ace at July 14, 2017 06:59 PM (8rNrN)


I'd rather be keelhauled that listen to that festering pile of maggot-ridden hippo diarrhea.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 07:03 PM (/o9Qk)

65 Joe will be remembered as one of the greatest voices since Leonard Nimoy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:03 PM (PY9jH)

66 Say all the bad stuff you want to about Bill Clinton, but the worst thing he did with interns was get blown by them.

Monica isn't dead and buried somewhere in Florida.

Posted by: Furious George at July 14, 2017 07:03 PM (j+dfT)

67 pardon me while I listen to something less gay that Joltin' Joe's Librarian Rock:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ks-6CqqvUs

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2017 07:03 PM (8rNrN)

68 I did the best I could.

Posted by: Autotune at July 14, 2017 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

69 If you play the first song backwards you can hear Satan saying that Vanilla Ice could kick Joe Scarborough's ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 14, 2017 07:03 PM (Mouru)

70 Fire is the only solution.

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at July 14, 2017 07:04 PM (8ceaY)

71 Hey, I wrote some bad pop songs too!


Peas in a pod, man! Peas in a pod!!!

Posted by: Charles Manson at July 14, 2017 07:04 PM (8rNrN)

72 Beavis Costello.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 07:05 PM (oVJmc)

73 Monica isn't dead and buried somewhere in Florida.
Posted by: Furious George at July 14, 2017 07:03 PM (j+dfT)

---

Yet.

*HIC*

Posted by: Hillary! at July 14, 2017 07:05 PM (s5Kql)

74 get the gong
get chuck barris

Posted by: concrete girl at July 14, 2017 07:05 PM (EqvVS)

75 Lord, I bet he is unbearable live. Music or no Music.

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at July 14, 2017 07:05 PM (8ceaY)

76 I saw Joe in the airport just the other day and was reminded again how little he is. Short and his face is abnormally small featured, he's delicate looking. He was unpleasant to the people trying to say hello.

Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2017 07:05 PM (ylUqT)

77 Is he a phoney or a Jane Fonda? Yes, Jane Fonda, who never held a thought in her wee head that a man did not place there. I suspect that he is a Fonda a phoney.

Posted by: Locke Common at July 14, 2017 07:05 PM (0/O2t)

78 ""I have failed at that, but maybe some musically-talented people can tell me, specifically, why this old man's attempt to be the John Meyers of 2017 just doesn't work."'


*ahem* allow me-


Sucks as a guitar player + gay music = nothing to offer.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2017 07:05 PM (aMlLZ)

79 70. Nope - it's like zombies. The ash will only spread the contagion.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:05 PM (TwwWO)

80 What's up with Joe's dead intern?

We chillin'.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at July 14, 2017 07:06 PM (7ciu+)

81 Playing it backwards I could have sworn he said "Mika's into butt stuff" several times.

Posted by: Bosk at July 14, 2017 07:06 PM (n2K+4)

82 And be sure to be looking for my new album, "Music To Munch Carpet By".

Posted by: Ralphie Maddow at July 14, 2017 07:06 PM (qJhUV)

83
How hard up do you have to be as a musician to take a gig playing for Joe Scarborough for a paycheck?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 14, 2017 07:07 PM (lKyWE)

84 did you guys hear about tthe latest Arkancide?

Ex- Haitian official supposed to testify against the Clintons found suicided with gunshot to head

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 14, 2017 07:07 PM (hMwEB)

85 I listened to the Superbad (fucking really???!!!!) one for about 45 seconds. The dude is a huge fan of the long, repetitive intro, isn't he?


It's like remember in the mid to late 90's when indie-rock became popular? Then all these horrible shitty indie-rock bands came out of the woodwork and were on soundtracks for crappy 90's indie movies? Yeah, that's what this music reminds me of. But worse.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 07:07 PM (/o9Qk)

86 Joe's music is a combination of synth, boyband pop, and Enhanced Interrogation Technique.

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2017 07:07 PM (8rNrN)

87 81. Subliminal messaging for purposes of psychic driving.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:07 PM (TwwWO)

88 Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 14, 2017 07:07 PM (lKyWE)
_____

You use this word "musician" in an interesting fashion.

Posted by: Furious George at July 14, 2017 07:07 PM (j+dfT)

89 84 did you guys hear about tthe latest Arkancide?

Ex- Haitian official supposed to testify against the Clintons found suicided with gunshot to head

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 14, 2017 07:07 PM (hMwEB)


At age 81 no less. You'd think if a guy was prone to off himself he'd have done it before then.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 14, 2017 07:08 PM (Xuv2G)

90 76 I saw Joe in the airport just the other day and was reminded again how little he is. Short and his face is abnormally small featured, he's delicate looking. He was unpleasant to the people trying to say hello.
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2017 07:05 PM (ylUqT)

---

Was he puntable?

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 07:08 PM (s5Kql)

91 He says -- and I'm serious about this -- he'll be releasing an EP's
worth of songs, say 5 or 6, like every two weeks, unless someone stops
him.




Is that a dare?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:09 PM (PY9jH)

92 84. Well, Peter Smith and Seth Rich.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:09 PM (TwwWO)

93 Before too long Joe will be singing a wistful diddy about Mika fucking another guy while he watches.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 07:09 PM (4ErVI)

94 Was this in the SideBar? Because it seems familiar.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 07:09 PM (LTHVh)

95 Guys guys guys you have to see the third one. It's worth the petit mal seizure.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 07:09 PM (QGoUX)

96 I'm not going to be able to make my usual coherent and insightful comments in this thread as Flash Gordon is on.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 07:09 PM (RrhD2)

97 Aye, Aye, Aye! Joe was tentatively booked to play Superbad on Sesame Street but the Muppets revolted because without Katy Perry's tits they knew this was going to crush their reputation with the 3 to 10 year old demographic.

Posted by: Fritz at July 14, 2017 07:09 PM (eLttb)

98 Hearing his music makes JoMika sound like high praise.

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at July 14, 2017 07:09 PM (8ceaY)

99 Joe is just showing that he's a Renaissance Man. He totally sucks at an eclectic variety of things.

Except killing interns, which he's actually good at.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 14, 2017 07:09 PM (Mouru)

100 If his beady eyes get any closer together, he'll be a cyclops.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:09 PM (PY9jH)

101 84
Ex- Haitian official supposed to testify against the Clintons found suicided with gunshot to head

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 14, 2017 07:07 PM (hMwEB)


To be fair, people commit suicide all the time.

Especially when they're about to testify against the Clintons.

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

102 Mr. Clark, I give it a 40. Shitty beat and it's hard to dance to it.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at July 14, 2017 07:10 PM (xuv8D)

103 84 did you guys hear about tthe latest Arkancide?

Ex- Haitian official supposed to testify against the Clintons found suicided with gunshot to head

Posted by: votermom pimping great books!
________

That's old school. A desk to the head is how all the cool kids handle problems now.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough and Ol' Bloody Face at July 14, 2017 07:10 PM (j+dfT)

104 I bet Joe's also real big on the sacred honor of the intel community and their 17 separate agencies what conducted 17 separate intel investigations into how morther Rus hacked muh election.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 14, 2017 07:10 PM (AU4SY)

105
Guys guys guys you have to see the third one. It's worth the petit mal seizure.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 07:09 PM (QGoUX)


This. Have a stick nearby to bite on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:11 PM (PY9jH)

106 Nope. Nope nope nope.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 07:12 PM (0mRoj)

107 >>>94 Was this in the SideBar? Because it seems familiar.


briefly, then I decided to add his Big Audio Dynashit to it.

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2017 07:12 PM (8rNrN)

108 I want mitt Romney to hold him down and give him a haircut. Such an idiot looking dork

Posted by: NCKate at July 14, 2017 07:12 PM (7ydCJ)

109 I wonder if his teenage son is impressed?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:12 PM (PY9jH)

110 95 Guys guys guys you have to see the third one. It's worth the petit mal seizure.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
________

My husband loves that one!

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald's Wife at July 14, 2017 07:12 PM (j+dfT)

111 Don't know why, but it reminds me of when Arlen Specter came out as D.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at July 14, 2017 07:12 PM (Eynls)

112 >>>To be fair, people commit suicide all the time.

Especially when they're about to testify against the Clintons.

Except most of the time they aren't. But whatevs.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 07:12 PM (RrhD2)

113 Big Audio Dynashit....LMAO

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 07:12 PM (/o9Qk)

114 briefly, then I decided to add his Big Audio Dynashit to it.


So I'm not necessarily losing my mind.

Good.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 07:13 PM (LTHVh)

115 For the life of me I cannot come up with a niche for this music.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 14, 2017 07:13 PM (2+gSO)

116 113 Big Audio Dynashit....LMAO
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 07:12 PM (/o9Qk)

---

I love that too.

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 07:13 PM (s5Kql)

117 Kid Rock was overheard saying that he could strum a guitar with his dick and get better reviews than Joe Scarborough in his finest hour.

Posted by: Fritz at July 14, 2017 07:13 PM (eLttb)

118 >>Alternate hypothesis for your consideration: It wasn't hypocrisy, it was covert action. Maybe Scarborough has been a Democrat for a good long while, and was following the Democrat Conventional Wisdom that Trump was the weakest candidate the GOP could field and so it was in ever Democrats' interest to pump him up -- until he secured the nomination at the convention.

Not a doubt in my mind.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2017 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

119 Ehhh When will he announce he's quitting the music business?

Posted by: Sonny Bono at July 14, 2017 07:13 PM (fFfWq)

120 I hear Colbert was nominated for a couple of Emmy's. I have read he's #1 in late night ratings. Are these actual numbers or are they like Government numbers (i.e., bullshit). He's not funny. He's not engaging. He's a nasty, vicious troll.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 07:14 PM (rnpZQ)

121 114 briefly, then I decided to add his Big Audio Dynashit to it.


So I'm not necessarily losing my mind.

Good.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 07:13 PM (LTHVh)

Embrace the power of "and." Oh, and bonus points for using "losing" instead of "loosing."

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 07:14 PM (0mRoj)

122 Can't wait for the Percocet Blues Tour.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 07:14 PM (4ErVI)

123 Is it possible Joe Scarborough is bi-polar.? He seems to go off on rages, has unstable relationships and if he's written hundreds of lousy songs that he thinks are great-that would be a sign of great productivity when you're in a manic phase.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 07:14 PM (iVOAv)

124 Joe's son took a brief listen to these songs and threw himself down a flight of stairs

Posted by: NCKate at July 14, 2017 07:14 PM (7ydCJ)

125 His penmanship still sucks. I blame doing most of his work on a keyboard. Or maybe being my son. (My penmanship is best described as "dragging a spider dipped in ink all over a paper.)

http://tinyurl.com/y9acs9sv
(PJMedia)

*snicker*

That's from Sarah Hoyt in an interesting column about her son's grade school and how awful they are. But, I love her line about her penmanship.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 14, 2017 07:14 PM (FUu/Z)

126 112. True. Most suicides are not of people known to, or suspected of, having or seeking information that could in some way prove awkward to the interests of the Clintons. You are correct there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:14 PM (TwwWO)

127 So, this Rock God, the Pensacola City Panic, the Amadeus of the Axe, this Solid Body Bard, this Billy Idol Shakespeare coming at you live from Stratocaster-on-Avon---

----

LMFAO

Posted by: josephistan at July 14, 2017 07:14 PM (ANIFC)

128 Too bad Mika's dad didn't live long enough to enjoy Joe's newfound talent.

Then again, it might have sped things up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:15 PM (PY9jH)

129 Heed the words of Lionel Richie: If you want to go pop, you write the hook first, then try to build a song around it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 07:15 PM (LTHVh)

130 Joe comes off totes like a young, dynamic dude and not the least bit like a sad old guy trying to come off as young and hip. I bet all the hip young dudes and dudettes will totes want to hang with him when he and Mike are out clubbing!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 07:15 PM (oVJmc)

131 Don't know why, but it reminds me of when Arlen Specter came out as D.
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at July 14, 2017 07:12 PM

Except I never voted for Joe

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2017 07:15 PM (9g/6M)

132 105
Guys guys guys you have to see the third one. It's worth the petit mal seizure.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 07:09 PM (QGoUX)

This. Have a stick nearby to bite on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:11 PM (PY9jH)


Geez, the thngs a guy will do just because some 'ettes told him to. You each owe me 65 seconds of my life back.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 14, 2017 07:15 PM (7oUUT)

133 like every two weeks, unless someone stops him.
We'll see about that.

Posted by: satan's asshole at July 14, 2017 07:16 PM (nlbfN)

134 115 For the life of me I cannot come up with a niche for this music.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 14, 2017 07:13 PM (2+gSO)

Aural rape.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 07:16 PM (0mRoj)

135 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 07:15 PM (oVJmc)
________

At least the kind of clubbing Joe does now doesn't result in corpses.

Posted by: Furious George at July 14, 2017 07:16 PM (j+dfT)

136 Guys guys guys you have to see the third one. It's worth the petit mal seizure.

MSNBC-sure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 07:16 PM (oVJmc)

137
For the life of me I cannot come up with a niche for this music.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 14, 2017 07:13 PM (2+gSO)


PSYOP against North Korea

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 14, 2017 07:16 PM (lKyWE)

138 This is the music they license to play in elevators for poor people

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2017 07:17 PM (8rNrN)

139 I guess the question is...is it treason?

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 14, 2017 07:17 PM (AU4SY)

140 Be-bop-a-lula, Be-bop-a-lula. Crunchy figs.

Posted by: Joe Marlboro and The Cashew Heads at July 14, 2017 07:17 PM (Tyii7)

141 FLASH!! Aaa AAAA!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 07:17 PM (RrhD2)

142 Joe has been spectacularly wrong about everything Trump for over a year now.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 14, 2017 07:17 PM (+7/1f)

143 This is the music the 7-11 plays to drive the bums away.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 07:17 PM (LTHVh)

144 Scarborough crossing over from Fake Republican to Fake Democrat/Fake Rock n Roll.

It's one of those cultural watersheds, like the Beach Boys big cross over from surf music to car music, or the day it was revealed that Sheb Wooley and Boxcar Willie were one and the same.

Even in times like these, there are some constants we can cling to: Joe's ceaseless narcissism and opportunism, and the suspicious death in his office of a young woman he was boinking on the side.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 14, 2017 07:17 PM (6Q2fj)

145 112. Then again, this sort of nameless horror is what pushes people teetering right on the edge into backing up and running, full-speed, into the abyss.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:18 PM (TwwWO)

146 138 This is the music they license to play in elevators for poor people
Posted by: ace at July 14, 2017 07:17 PM (8rNrN)


Did you make that up? It's pretty good.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 14, 2017 07:18 PM (Xuv2G)

147
He says -- and I'm serious about this -- he'll be releasing an EP's worth of songs, say 5 or 6, like every two weeks, unless someone stops him.










I may just be a cousin-humping unperson from Jesusland, but out here in the sticks we call that a threat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 14, 2017 07:18 PM (iFZVz)

148 I found a niche for his music. I'm just curious about how to insert it.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 14, 2017 07:18 PM (QE8X6)

149 Like Ted Kennedy announcing he was leaving the Catholic Church.

Posted by: Blaise MacLean at July 14, 2017 07:18 PM (mbwsY)

150 Superbad.

Finally, truth in advertising.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 14, 2017 07:18 PM (6n332)

151 Dana Perino said the other night that Trump had offered to let Joe/Mika get married at Mar-a-Lago, before they turned on him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:19 PM (PY9jH)

152 Except killing interns, which he's actually good at.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 14, 2017 07:09 PM (Mouru)

LMAO!!

Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2017 07:19 PM (q177U)

153 Well of course I was compelled to listen to BAD's "The Globe" and relive my sordid youth.

That's Joe Strummer, right? His teeth are almost MacGowanesque.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 07:19 PM (QGoUX)

154 95 Guys guys guys you have to see the third one. It's worth the petit mal seizure.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 07:09 PM (QGoUX)


If the former members of Devo came to their house and murdered them Manson-style, no court in the land would vote to convict.

That said, the shot of Putin facepalming near the end was pretty funny.

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

155 Apropos of nothing, I remember being shocked to learn that Frank Zappa and Leon Redbone were not, in fact, the same person.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 07:19 PM (LTHVh)

156 I'm waiting for Joe to remake "Sniff the Glove."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:20 PM (PY9jH)

157 I'll tell you one thing. He certainly can't make an LP!!

Posted by: mika brzezinski at July 14, 2017 07:20 PM (QE8X6)

158 Musicians better and cooler than Scarborough:


Creed

Nickelback

Coldplay

The Cardigans

Milli Vanilli

Hanson

David Hasselhoff

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 07:20 PM (/o9Qk)

159 That third one is what a stroke sounds like.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 07:20 PM (4ErVI)

160 >>Kid Rock was overheard saying that he could strum a guitar with his dick
and get better reviews than Joe Scarborough in his finest hour.

I could strum Mika with it and get better reviews than dribblin' Joe.

Posted by: Kid Rock at July 14, 2017 07:20 PM (/Nite)

161 Rons and Ettes... These are Our Betters. Aren't we blessed?

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at July 14, 2017 07:20 PM (8ceaY)

162 Supposedly Jack the Ripper was profiled to be a painter and possibly an actor. Now I'm not saying Joe Scarborough is some kind of modern day Jack the Ripper. But they do have the murdering part in common.

Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2017 07:21 PM (q177U)

163 Who is that blonde whore in the videos, the one who looks exactly like the blonde whore that is on TV?

Posted by: goon at July 14, 2017 07:21 PM (EaQ6/)

164 161 Rons and Ettes... These are Our Betters. Aren't we blessed?

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at July 14, 2017 07:20 PM (8ceaY)

---

Oh yeah.

Blessed indeedy.

*pours shot*

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 07:21 PM (s5Kql)

165 >>>I'm waiting for Joe to remake "Sniff the Glove."

IT'S 'SMELL THE GLOVE' DAMMIT!!

Report to the Principals Office!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 07:21 PM (RrhD2)

166 That music killed my dog.
I'm coming for you.

Posted by: John Wick at July 14, 2017 07:21 PM (B9t7n)

167 He should do a duet with Rebecca Black.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

168 Joe Scarborough: Holistic Musician

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 07:21 PM (LTHVh)

169 Continue reading.

No.

Because you already warned us what we will get.

Posted by: Chip at July 14, 2017 07:22 PM (KXQr+)

170 Pussy wins again.


Posted by: Dr Spank at July 14, 2017 07:22 PM (4e+hS)

171 I'd like to know who the fuck told Joe he could sing.

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 07:23 PM (s5Kql)

172 170 Pussy wins again.


Posted by: Dr Spank at July 14, 2017 07:22 PM (4e+hS)
---
Pussy creates and pussy destroys.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 07:23 PM (QGoUX)

173 When he played live, there was not a moist mish to be found that night.

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at July 14, 2017 07:23 PM (8ceaY)

174 You want shock and surprise? You'll never guess what Reggie and I are going to announce...

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 14, 2017 07:23 PM (lIj7A)

175 Musicians better and cooler than Scarborough:


Creed

Nickelback

Coldplay

The Cardigans

Milli Vanilli

Hanson

David Hasselhoff
--

You forgot "Justin Bieber."

Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 07:23 PM (aT+Bx)

176 Big Audio Dynashit. Heh.

I saw Big Audio Dynamite open for U2 at Wembley Stadium in 93.

Really.

They were the best opening band out of all the opening bands that day. At least 4 of them. Big Audio Dynamite were the only one I remember.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 07:24 PM (rnpZQ)

177 Someone should convince Joe to try and do a rock opera like "Tommy" or "Flash" - it would be a spectacular train wreck

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 07:24 PM (RrhD2)

178 Love the Beebs.

Posted by: Joe Marlboro and The Cashew Heads at July 14, 2017 07:24 PM (Tyii7)

179 Early on, Joe and Mika liked having Trump on because he was good for ratings, but laughed at him privately.

When Trump got traction Joe and Mika obeyed their corporate masters and bad-mouthed him. Trump cut them off.

Which is why the anti-Trump vitriol is strongest on Morning Joe. Joe and Mika are spurned and jealous Bunny Boilers, and their bosses want it.

Morning Joe's influence is that it's part of the Echo Chamber. Joe and Mika often get the Talking Points early, and have proven reliable at repeating them over and over with their guests.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 14, 2017 07:24 PM (+7/1f)

180 That shit is actually worse than Jimmy Buffett.

Posted by: mark1971 at July 14, 2017 07:25 PM (xPl2J)

181 Joe likes to end his songs on a down beat.

Posted by: Zombie Lori Klausutis at July 14, 2017 07:25 PM (mcI77)

182 If I had a vagina I'd be running this joint.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 14, 2017 07:25 PM (4e+hS)

183 I remember the days when Friday meant yet another end-of-news cycle release of Obama BS.
Now the best they can do is Joe?
Gawd I love winning!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2017 07:25 PM (0tfLf)

184 181. Threadwinner

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:25 PM (TwwWO)

185 >>> You want shock and surprise? You'll never guess what Reggie and I are going to announce...

You both read Teen Vogue?

Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2017 07:25 PM (q177U)

186
Mystified Quiz:

- Fake Republican announces he's quitting the GOP to pursue a fake music career


- Real Rockstar announces he's running for Senate seat in Michigan while still pursuing real music career


Which is which? (hint: Mika is too old & woke for real rock groupie status)

Posted by: Phil Specter's Alibi at July 14, 2017 07:25 PM (fFfWq)

187 Joe is like that turd left in a rest stop toilet so long it has turned the water yellow brown.

You get away as fast as you can but the image haunts you forever.

He should have titled his album "Joe Shit and the Ragmen."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2017 07:26 PM (5VlCp)

188
Joe and Mika often get the Talking Points early, and have proven reliable at repeating them over and over with their guests.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 14, 2017 07:24 PM (+7/1f)







Wasn't Mika dumb enough to read them right off her phone while on the air? Or was that another MFM cockswallower?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 14, 2017 07:26 PM (iFZVz)

189 I'm waiting for Joe to remake "Sniff the Glove."
No. Not a glove.

Posted by: satan's asshole at July 14, 2017 07:26 PM (nlbfN)

190 >>They were the best opening band out of all the opening bands that day. At least 4 of them. Big Audio Dynamite were the only one I remember.

Strummer was an idiot for kicking Mick Jones out of the Clash.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2017 07:26 PM (/tuJf)

191 Admit it, wouldn't it have been preferable if he chose a career in music?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 14, 2017 07:27 PM (xAvrH)

192 Fuck me running! That third abomination was about as stimulating as if I were masturbating with a taser embedded in my junk in kiddie pool filled with hungry sharks and alligators with lasers mounted on their heads.

Posted by: Fritz at July 14, 2017 07:27 PM (eLttb)

193 175 Musicians better and cooler than Scarborough:


Creed

Nickelback

Coldplay

The Cardigans

Milli Vanilli

Hanson

David Hasselhoff
--

You forgot "Justin Bieber."
Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 07:23 PM (aT+Bx)


*****
The Wiggles.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2017 07:27 PM (0tfLf)

194 Yuck. A complete insult to mall rockers.

Posted by: sinalco at July 14, 2017 07:27 PM (yODqO)

195 Joe has the rock thing happening. Ri8ght down to the foxy groupie. Sorry that should have been poxy groupie. Damn spellcheck.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 14, 2017 07:27 PM (0ecq3)

196 Speaking of music, why don't we have a fun music thread tonight to kick off the weekend?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 07:27 PM (/o9Qk)

197 "Wasn't Mika dumb enough to read them right off her phone while on the air? Or was that another MFM cockswallower?"

Yep, that was her.

So who's the dumbest?

[ ] Chris Cuomo. "Andy's dumber brother."
[ ] Mika B. "lowest SATs in the history of Williams College"
[ ] Katy Tur "my tits are smarter than I"


Posted by: Ignoramus at July 14, 2017 07:29 PM (+7/1f)

198 BTW... I am so going to vote for Kid Rock.

And put a sign on the lawn.

And maybe, God willing, do some volunteer work.

He's a decent guy and NOT a career politician.

Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 07:29 PM (aT+Bx)

199 Wasn't Mika dumb enough to read them right off her phone while on the air? Or was that another MFM cockswallower?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 14, 2017 07:26 PM (iFZVz)


Mika used to get talking points/corrections live on air on her Blackberry from none other than ValJar. It was draw dropping. They didn't even attempt to hide it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:29 PM (PY9jH)

200 196. Because we don't deserve good things.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:29 PM (TwwWO)

201 Fist!

Posted by: MAGA at July 14, 2017 07:29 PM (BNOyV)

202 Strummer was an idiot for kicking Mick Jones out of the Clash.


I agree. Mick seemed to be the normal one. His post Clash stuff is mostly pretty good. He's willing to go where the muse sends him and doesn't get tripped up for "The Cause" even though he's a lefty.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 07:30 PM (rnpZQ)

203 Because Now I've Got a Black Backup Singer!!!"

Giving the black singer who has much more talent than he does the back-of-the-bus treatment smacks of racism. But he has an excuse for the racism--he's a racist.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 14, 2017 07:30 PM (0ecq3)

204 Wasted away again in Brattleboroville. Searchin' for my fart tube of malt. Some people say that it's Meeeeeka to blame. But I know...it's Scalp Weasel's fault.

Posted by: Joe Marlboro and The Cashew Heads at July 14, 2017 07:30 PM (Tyii7)

205 üi+Say It Ain't So, Joe: Legendary Vanity-Rock Sensation Joe Scarborough Quits the GOP on Steven Colbert, After Admitting He Buys Into Liberal Progressive Line 100%ü-i+


Pussy-whipped.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 07:31 PM (SRKgf)

206 Because we don't deserve good things.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:29 PM (TwwWO)


Speak for yourself!
I deserve all the good things.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 07:31 PM (/o9Qk)

207 This makes me hate all music.

Posted by: Weasel at July 14, 2017 07:31 PM (Sfs6o)

208
It looks Joe's Forehead is feeding off his tiny face and growing ever stronger like some kind parasitic face vampire.

Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2017 07:31 PM (q177U)

209 I hope Joe goes on tour. I mean I REALLY hope he goes on tour. It would be awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:31 PM (PY9jH)

210 >> I could strum Mika with it and get better
>> reviews than dribblin' Joe.

I couldn't strum Mika with my dick. It would completely retract and hide, probably turn inside out to do so, and I'd have to stick an airhose up my butt to blow it back out.

Posted by: Quack, hawking butt balm at July 14, 2017 07:31 PM (8O3HH)

211 Did he produce this shit himself? No label that wanted to build or keep any kind of industry reputation would never put this out there.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 07:31 PM (0mRoj)

212 The Wiggles.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2017 07:27 PM


I actually saw The Wiggles in Fort Wayne, Indiana back in '03. There was no opening act. The Wiggles put on a really good live show.

True story

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 14, 2017 07:32 PM (KCxzN)

213 Speaking of music, why don't we have a fun music thread tonight to kick off the weekend? Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 07:27 PM (/o9Qk)
=====

This morning we had a link to a college group doing LGaGa's Bad Romance. It was a lot of fun. Then I wasted a lot of time listening to the other acapella groups. Upshot: cool beans; I like a good bassline to keep those treble singers in line.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 14, 2017 07:32 PM (MIKMs)

214 Wasn't Mika dumb enough to read them right off her phone while on the air? Or was that another MFM cockswallower?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


That was her. She was talking with a Republican and the WH texted her live. She read the talking points verbatim and then said something like, "That was from the WH. So, well, uummm, that settles that!"

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 14, 2017 07:32 PM (B9t7n)

215 Joe's voice is more processed than pink slime.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 07:32 PM (oVJmc)

216
Quack sock off (from previous thread).. :sigh:

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 07:32 PM (8O3HH)

217
Do you think his guitar is actually plugged in?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 14, 2017 07:32 PM (lKyWE)

218 I couldn't strum Mika with my dick. It would completely retract and hide, probably turn inside out to do so, and I'd have to stick an airhose up my butt to blow it back out.
Posted by: Quack, hawking butt balm at July 14, 2017 07:31 PM (8O3HH)

---

I'm dying here...

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 07:32 PM (s5Kql)

219 Is mystified the name of the album or our expected reaction?

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 14, 2017 07:33 PM (4e+hS)

220
I actually saw The Wiggles in Fort Wayne, Indiana back in '03. There was no opening act. The Wiggles put on a really good live show.

True story


Yes, they do. Saw them with my kids. Solid entertainers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 07:33 PM (oVJmc)

221 The Wiggles.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2017 07:27 PM (0tfLf)
--------

The Shags

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 07:34 PM (sBOL1)

222 So who is buying this album? The same people who bought Hillary's autobiography?

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 07:34 PM (sdi6R)

223 I wonder if Trump is aware of this abomination? His tweet would be epic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:34 PM (PY9jH)

224 Is Ace gonna have to go to rehab now?

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 14, 2017 07:34 PM (B9t7n)

225 This morning we had a link to a college group doing
LGaGa's Bad Romance. It was a lot of fun. Then I wasted a lot of time
listening to the other acapella groups. Upshot: cool beans; I like a
good bassline to keep those treble singers in line.


Posted by: mustbequantum at July 14, 2017 07:32 PM (MIKMs)


Fun!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 07:34 PM (/o9Qk)

226 Joe sounds like someone sodomizing a yak with a vacuum cleaner.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

227 Big Audio Dynamite's "Rush":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h8zs898lr4

The Aquanet, the Midori and vodka wooziness, the clove ciggies...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 07:35 PM (QGoUX)

228 223 I wonder if Trump is aware of this abomination? His tweet would be epic.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:34 PM (PY9jH)


Hasn't it been theorized that Bannon or somebody reads here?

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

229 Joe who?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 14, 2017 07:35 PM (tbOMB)

230 Do you think his guitar is actually plugged in?
--

Does.Not.Matter.At.All.

Posted by: Pro Tools Audio Playback by Avid at July 14, 2017 07:35 PM (aT+Bx)

231 I couldn't strum Mika with my dick. It would completely retract and
hide, probably turn inside out to do so, and I'd have to stick an
airhose up my butt to blow it back out.


You sound like the voice of experience.

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2017 07:36 PM (LAe3v)

232 He actually performed on Colbert.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:36 PM (PY9jH)

233 226. That's a very specific description..... just sayin' - no judgment; you're free to indulge in almost any degeneracy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:36 PM (TwwWO)

234 >>I agree. Mick seemed to be the normal one. His post Clash stuff is mostly pretty good. He's willing to go where the muse sends him and doesn't get tripped up for "The Cause" even though he's a lefty.

Yep. Strummer is still my favorite, maybe because he was a little off, but I hated when the clash broke up. Mick was a huge part of that.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2017 07:36 PM (/tuJf)

235
Joe sounds like someone sodomizing a yak with a vacuum cleaner.
---

So... bagpipes?

Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 07:36 PM (aT+Bx)

236 232 He actually performed on Colbert.

---

ugh

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 07:36 PM (s5Kql)

237 There was this (IMO) horrible 80's hairband called Britny Fox and as a Philly girl, it was kind of required that I listen to them. They were godawful horrible. I'd still rather listen to their stuff on endless repeat than Scarborough.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 07:36 PM (/o9Qk)

238 Good riddance to bad rubbish.


*shot, beer, as b/4*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 14, 2017 07:37 PM (Mcvvl)

239
He actually "performed" on Colbert.

FIFY

Posted by: Pro Tools Audio Playback by Avid at July 14, 2017 07:37 PM (aT+Bx)

240 >>He actually performed on Colbert.


That was just so they'd book him on the show.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 14, 2017 07:37 PM (B9t7n)

241 He actually performed on Colbert.

What, like oral?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 07:37 PM (oVJmc)

242 227. Preach it, sister!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:37 PM (TwwWO)

243 Ah, of course -- it's Mick Jones with the teefs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 07:37 PM (QGoUX)

244 Trump should declare war on this album.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 14, 2017 07:37 PM (4e+hS)

245 222 So who is buying this album? The same people who bought Hillary's autobiography?
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 07:34 PM (sdi6R)



And Chelsea's parum opus, "Nevertheless, She Was Constipated," or whatever it's called.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 07:38 PM (SRKgf)

246 Britny Fox always seemed to me like a poor man's Cinderella.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 14, 2017 07:38 PM (xPl2J)

247 I can see Joe and Mika's marriage being the subject of a Lifetime movie 5 or 6 years down the road. They could call it like, "Stranger in My House". Or "I Married an Intern Killer".

Posted by: tu3031 at July 14, 2017 07:38 PM (qJhUV)

248 So who is buying this album?


ISIS

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 14, 2017 07:38 PM (B9t7n)

249 237
There was this (IMO) horrible 80's hairband called Britny Fox and as a
Philly girl, it was kind of required that I listen to them. They were
godawful horrible.


I'd just like to point out that for sheer awfulness in the 70s, nobody could hold a candle to Black Oak Arkansas.

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2017 07:39 PM (LAe3v)

250 Puppet Show and Joe Scarborough

Posted by: josephistan at July 14, 2017 07:39 PM (ANIFC)

251 244 Trump should declare war on this album.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 14, 2017 07:37 PM (4e+hS)



What's the title? "Let It Bleed?"

No, that's already taken.

Ah, hell, since when are Democrats above a little plagiarism, right, Joe Biden? Go for it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 07:39 PM (SRKgf)

252 any musical performer in the last 50 years with a last name of Scarborough would have changed it about 2 seconds after 1st picking up a guitar

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 14, 2017 07:39 PM (K2T58)

253 Superbad is prescient.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 14, 2017 07:39 PM (4e+hS)

254
I saw Satan's Asshole open for Bootie and the Ho Fish.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2017 07:40 PM (IqV8l)

255 The Clash lost a lot with Topper Headon's heroin addiction. He was a suberb drummer, who could play in many different styles. His work on London Calling would get my vote as best rock drummer on a single album. He did everything on Rock the Casbah except the singing.

Without Topper, it broke apart.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 14, 2017 07:40 PM (+7/1f)

256 244. Had CNN not joined battle and drawn down upon itself the meme jihad, I'm sure there'd be Kekistanis trolling the shit outta this guy.

As it is - duty before pleasure.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:40 PM (TwwWO)

257 SO not gonna lissen to that.


William Hung grade, or worse ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 14, 2017 07:40 PM (Mcvvl)

258 Even autotune can't save this shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 07:40 PM (SRKgf)

259 The shitlording and trolling opportunities with Kid Rock will be awesome.

Most likely it won't approach Trumpian levels, but it'll be close.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 07:41 PM (4ErVI)

260 ISIS
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 14, 2017 07:38 PM (B9t7n)
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When the album gets remaindered, and it will, the US govt should buy up the extras for Gitmo interrogations.

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 07:41 PM (sBOL1)

261 G.G. Allin was a more dignified performer.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 07:41 PM (oVJmc)

262 William Shatner, you've got COMP-E-TITION! /Cosell

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 07:41 PM (SRKgf)

263 237 There was this (IMO) horrible 80's hairband called Britny Fox and as a Philly girl, it was kind of required that I listen to them. They were godawful horrible. I'd still rather listen to their stuff on endless repeat than Scarborough.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 07:36 PM (/o9Qk)

Oh man, I remember them! Though Cinderella was more the required Philly hair band to me.

Posted by: josephistan at July 14, 2017 07:42 PM (ANIFC)

264 Cut us a break, OK? Can't we get some Yoko Ono shit instead?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 07:42 PM (SRKgf)

265
Mika doesn't sing in that, does she? Yoko is the voice of a angel compared to Mika would sound like.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 07:42 PM (8O3HH)

266 >>>G.G. Allin was a more dignified performer

And the audience took less abuse.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 07:42 PM (RrhD2)

267 Picture yourself in a boat in a sewer...

Posted by: Joe Marlboro and The Cashew Heads at July 14, 2017 07:42 PM (Tyii7)

268 259. Yes. Yes, it will be.

**rushes to consult holy scripture**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:42 PM (TwwWO)

269 I got nuthin'.

Can we all just pretend that I threw out some hateful, soulless, anti-hero, low-brow, misanthropic shit right here ?

'Cause that would be great. Save me alot of time and shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 14, 2017 07:42 PM (fiGNd)

270 I listened to all 3 "songs". I'm sure Satan's upset with the results.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 14, 2017 07:43 PM (4e+hS)

271 Will not listen to Scarborough fare.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2017 07:43 PM (IqV8l)

272 I saw Satan's Asshole open for Bootie and the Ho Fish.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2017 07:40 PM (IqV8l)



I thought it was Hootie and the Blowjobs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 07:43 PM (SRKgf)

273 Weren't there mini recording studios in malls in the 1980s? This doesn't sound as polished and good as those

Posted by: NCKate at July 14, 2017 07:43 PM (7ydCJ)

274 >>When the album gets remaindered, and it will, the US govt should buy up the extras for Gitmo interrogations.

And I thought you were nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2017 07:43 PM (/tuJf)

275 The Clash lost a lot with Topper Headon's heroin addiction.

Happened to Robin Trower's first drummer Reg Isidore (or so I heard). Almost happened to Frank Beard but he got clean.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 14, 2017 07:43 PM (B9t7n)

276 One of my favorite songs is Johnny Cash and Joe Strummer's cover of Bob Marley's Redemption Song.

When world's collide? But it actually makes total sense as they each sang about the dispossessed.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 14, 2017 07:43 PM (+7/1f)

277 For this non-musician named Joe, is this yet another mid-mid-life crisis? Would be cheaper and less embarrassing to just buy a Corvette.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 14, 2017 07:43 PM (MIKMs)

278 262 William Shatner, you've got COMP-E-TITION! /Cosell
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 07:41 PM (SRKgf)

Shatner is entertaining. This is a horrorshow

Posted by: josephistan at July 14, 2017 07:43 PM (ANIFC)

279 Even autotune can't save this shit.
---

But we can.

Look at our line of professional grade products. We can turn Britney Spears into Barbara Streisand!

/recommended by 5 out of 5 pop sound engineers on tour!

Posted by: Pro Tools Audio Playback by Avid at July 14, 2017 07:43 PM (aT+Bx)

280
267
Picture yourself in a boat in a sewer...


Posted by: Joe Marlboro and The Cashew Heads


You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille....
Four hundred children just crapped in the field

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2017 07:44 PM (LAe3v)

281 My God. Mr. Peanut does love him those ending notes. He clings to them lingeringly.

Can't you just see him slouched in a doorway, snapping his fingers?

Cool, man.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 14, 2017 07:44 PM (TdMsT)

282 When the album gets remaindered, and it will, the US govt should buy up the extras for Gitmo interrogations.

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 07:41 PM (sBOL1)



Lt. Col. Kilgore will be playing this instead of "Ride of the Valkyries."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 07:45 PM (SRKgf)

283 Uh...this sucks.

Posted by: Butthead at July 14, 2017 07:45 PM (0mRoj)

284 Britny Fox always seemed to me like a poor man's Cinderella.


Posted by: Mark1971 at July 14, 2017 07:38 PM (xPl2J)


If you mean "sleeping in a puddle of your own piss in a cardboard box" poor, then I agree.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 07:45 PM (/o9Qk)

285
Leonard Nimoy put out an album once as well, didn't he?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 07:45 PM (8O3HH)

286
When did he start his music career? I'm curious about the timeline of his writing and recording.

Posted by: otho at July 14, 2017 07:45 PM (lmIoG)

287 Right now, Ancient Aliens is talking about John Podesta.

/that is so weird...

Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 07:45 PM (aT+Bx)

288 Joe needs to do a cover of The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 07:45 PM (LTHVh)

289 And I thought you were nice.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2017 07:43 PM (/tuJf)
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Im drinking margaritas and watching the Sox fixing to spank the Yankees. All bets are off.

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 07:46 PM (sBOL1)

290 282 When the album gets remaindered, and it will, the US govt should buy up the extras for Gitmo interrogations.

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 07:41 PM (sBOL1)


Lt. Col. Kilgore will be playing this instead of "Ride of the Valkyries."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 07:45 PM (SRKgf)

Like Slim Whitman to Martians.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 07:46 PM (0mRoj)

291 I bet Mika squeals like a little girl with her hands in the air, bordering on fainting when Scarborough performs.


Oh how I hate those two.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 07:46 PM (/o9Qk)

292 Ya know, in Peruvia, as in Kekistan and most of the based world, artists like this are critiqued with bricks and broken gin bottles.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:46 PM (TwwWO)

293 Ace:
"This one starts out like a song about Jesus Amy Grant decided was probably inspired by Satan and so she threw it away, and then segues into Scarborough trying to sound like Bruce Springsteen, and then into him doing this dewey ooh-ah chorus that sounds like somethng Hootie and the Blowfish might have worked on before throwing it out, deciding that it, too, was probably inspired by Satan."

Since the song title on that YouTube video was "Let's Fall in Love," I just assumed it was the classic Harold Arlen melody from 1933, performed by every major jazz artist because it's such a fantastic melody.

So, I thought, "How bad could Joe Scarborough's version of this classic song be?" and foolishly clicked the video.

&$&#*&@!!!

It's a different song! A Scarborough original! Horrific! Aaggghhh!!!

Posted by: zombie at July 14, 2017 07:47 PM (DQ4Fv)

294 I bet Mika squeals like a little girl with her hands in the air, bordering on fainting when Scarborough performs.


When you say "performs," do you mean "performs," or "perform-performs?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 07:47 PM (SRKgf)

295 I bet Mika squeals like a little girl with her hands in the air, bordering on fainting when Scarborough performs.


Phrasing!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 07:47 PM (LTHVh)

296 Proof that living in NYC will rot your brain. How ace avoids this is a serious question.

Posted by: Ralph at July 14, 2017 07:47 PM (M8Ma3)

297 William Shatner does his patented singspiel of Rocket Man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lul-Y8vSr0I

You will get high as a kite.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 07:47 PM (QGoUX)

298 I used to love the early stuff by the Clash (singles + first two
albums). Then, I saw them at the Palladium on NW Hwy in
Dallas in early 1980s (I guess). I love their music but the concert was crap. Strummer screaming at the crowd - that is all I remember. Very preachy but I didn't understand a word of it.

Posted by: Glenn John at July 14, 2017 07:47 PM (LilNs)

299 Have you seen Joe Scarborough's hair?
Parsley Satan Rosemika and Slime
All the songs on Mystified blow
He should stick to Morning Schmoe

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 14, 2017 07:47 PM (ERmiM)

300 Hell, joe was always a democrat. Just like 2/3, no 3/4 of the 'republicans' in Washington City'

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2017 07:47 PM (zLDYs)

301 Im drinking margaritas and watching the Sox fixing to spank the Yankees. All bets are off.

Posted by: bluebell



Oooooh. Bluebell & tequila.
Should be great by the 7th inning!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 07:48 PM (YxyYj)

302 Ace, you sliced like a hammer.

"unless someone stops him" Sounds like a call for violence to me.

Ok, I'm in....100%.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Future fasting fanatic' at July 14, 2017 07:48 PM (qdeLs)

303 Only an abortion enthusiast could sing like that.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 14, 2017 07:48 PM (4e+hS)

304 Meeka, Meeka, Meeka do ya love me? Meeka, Meeka, Meeka do you care?

Posted by: Joe Marlboro and The Cashew Heads at July 14, 2017 07:48 PM (Tyii7)

305 "This one starts out like a song about Jesus Amy Grant decided was probably inspired by Satan and so she threw it away, and then segues into Scarborough trying to sound like Bruce Springsteen, and then into him doing this dewey ooh-ah chorus that sounds like somethng Hootie and the Blowfish might have worked on before throwing it out, deciding that it, too, was probably inspired by Satan."
--
Fine.

I'll admit it.

I'm tone deaf and cannot carry a tune.

Are you happy people?

Posted by: Satan at July 14, 2017 07:49 PM (aT+Bx)

306 Wuu daffuk ish dis shit?

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at July 14, 2017 07:49 PM (ANIFC)

307 Sold his soul for a piece of ass.

Posted by: Golden flasher at July 14, 2017 07:49 PM (21gkE)

308 "Then, I saw them at the Palladium on NW Hwy in
Dallas in early 1980s (I guess)."

I saw them at the NYC Palladium in March 1980, right after London Calling came out. Fantastic show!

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 14, 2017 07:49 PM (+7/1f)

309 For how long will Scarborough be a useful fool for the left?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2017 07:49 PM (IqV8l)

310 I'm tone deaf and cannot carry a tune.

Are you happy people?
Posted by: Satan




Move over.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 07:49 PM (YxyYj)

311 301 Im drinking margaritas and watching the Sox fixing to spank the Yankees. All bets are off.

Posted by: bluebell


Tequila? I'm in 100%.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Future fasting fanatic' at July 14, 2017 07:49 PM (qdeLs)

312 Oh Mika, you're so fine...

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 07:50 PM (8O3HH)

313 Leonard Nimoy also put out some artsy fartsy photo book with nudes. The Full Body Project- ugh... Also Shekina another piece o crap.

Posted by: Glenn John at July 14, 2017 07:50 PM (LilNs)

314 He's a fucking opportunist and typical politician-nothing more, nothing less. As Gallagher once said, "Tired of fucking her, wants to try you!"

Posted by: Very Undude at July 14, 2017 07:50 PM (2X7pN)

315 Rickb, Im just here til grammie checks in from Cancun.

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 07:50 PM (sBOL1)

316 Watched 'Mystified'. I'm mystified why Hillary wasn't shown being thrown into the van.

Posted by: 9/11/16 at July 14, 2017 07:50 PM (bc2Lc)

317 Given Joe's past, does Mika sleep with one eye open?

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 14, 2017 07:50 PM (+7/1f)

318 Leonard Nimoy put out an album once as well, didn't he?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 07:45 PM (8O3HH)

It was probably better than the one by Joe Scarborough.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 07:51 PM (iVOAv)

319 Given Joe's past, does Mika sleep with one eye open?


yes. The good one.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at July 14, 2017 07:52 PM (Tyii7)

320 Mika better keep her divorce lawyer's number!

Posted by: Very Undude at July 14, 2017 07:52 PM (2X7pN)

321 317. Enter the Sandman

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:52 PM (TwwWO)

322 Given Joe's past, does Mika sleep with one eye open?

Just don't ask him to give you six inches and make it hurt.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough's Dead Intern at July 14, 2017 07:52 PM (qJhUV)

323
Given Joe's past, does Mika sleep with one eye open?



Posted by: Ignoramus at July 14, 2017 07:50 PM (+7/1f)


If she gets her face lifted any tighter, she won't be able to close her eyes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:52 PM (PY9jH)

324 >>> Im drinking margaritas and watching the Sox fixing to spank the Yankees. All bets are off

"...bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded."

Posted by: fluffy gives you the punchline at July 14, 2017 07:52 PM (jw2Xw)

325 >>>Picture yourself in a boat in a sewer...


Posted by: Joe Marlboro and The Cashew Heads<<<

You're killing me, dude. Mika in the Dumper with Meds like Amphetamines

Posted by: Fritz at July 14, 2017 07:52 PM (eLttb)

326 Mystified has 16,558 views at youtube.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 14, 2017 07:53 PM (4e+hS)

327 318 Leonard Nimoy put out an album once as well, didn't he?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 07:45 PM (8O3HH)

It was probably better than the one by Joe Scarborough.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 07:51 PM (iVOAv)
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It was magnificent:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 07:53 PM (QGoUX)

328 Book it now -- within a year the show's name is changed to include her. She owns his ass now.

Posted by: Eddie at July 14, 2017 07:53 PM (zhOfu)

329
Wonder if Mika has had labiaplasty?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 07:53 PM (8O3HH)

330 >>>Given Joe's past, does Mika sleep with one eye open?

That's what the surgery was for.

Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2017 07:54 PM (q177U)

331 Leonard Nimoy put out an album once as well, didn't he?



Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 07:45 PM (8O3HH)



It was probably better than the one by Joe Scarborough.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 07:51 PM (iVOAv)

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It was magnificent:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 07:53 PM (QGoUX)


I'm dying here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:54 PM (PY9jH)

332 Willow end of last thread:

Texas Will Soon Let You Openly Carry a Sword (and Many Other Weapons)

http://time.com/4857911/texas-sword-knives-law/

Funneh quote:

"People could already carry knives with blades under the 5.5-inch limit, but they generally could not purchase or carry longer weapons. Now they will be able to take many more weapons with them when they run errands, for example, or when acting out their favorite scenes from Game of Thrones in the local park."
Posted by: SMFH



We could always buy them. Just couldn't carry them. Now we can.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 07:54 PM (YxyYj)

333 Yo

Posted by: Ralph at July 14, 2017 07:54 PM (M8Ma3)

334 First YouTube comment on one of those songs:

"I thought Republicans didn't believe in abortion."

LOL

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 07:55 PM (0mRoj)

335 299 Have you seen Joe Scarborough's hair?
Parsley Satan Rosemika and Slime

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 14, 2017 07:47 PM (ERmiM)


Dismember me, but don't send me there
If I hear his voice, I'll guzzle strychnine ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 07:55 PM (SRKgf)

336 If she gets her face lifted any tighter, she won't be able to close her eyes.

Another face lift and she'll be sporting a goatee!

Posted by: Very Undude at July 14, 2017 07:55 PM (2X7pN)

337 326
Mystified has 16,558 views at youtube.


Posted by: Dr Spank


How does that compare to Goatse?

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2017 07:55 PM (LAe3v)

338 The comments are not good.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 14, 2017 07:55 PM (4e+hS)

339 Ok I'm set for the night.....an 18 pack of beer and two frozen pizzas.

Let's rumble!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 07:55 PM (Jcg9Q)

340 327. Like all the 'ettes - you have good taste and refined aesthetic judgment.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 07:55 PM (TwwWO)

341 329
Wonder if Mika has had labiaplasty?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 07:53 PM (8O3HH)

She had the teeth pulled.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 07:55 PM (0mRoj)

342 Q: ARE WE NOT MEN?

A: WE ARE D-JOE!

Posted by: Phil Specter's Alibi at July 14, 2017 07:56 PM (fFfWq)

343 One of the things I've noticed about these idiot GOPes like Joe Scarborough is that they can't stop agonizing about all the demonrat voters who might lose their handout for this-or-that reason if the terrible conservative horde gets its way.

Thus Joey pisses himself about the GOP plan to tart up Obamacare- but I've never heard a single word from him or his ilk about all the Republican voters- like Michelle Malkin- who lost their insurance when Barrycare destroyed the individual insurance market.

Nope, its always about the democrats, the blessed democrats, who might just might have to pay their own way in life just this once, somehow, if the awful Republicans get their way.

Fuck you, Scarborough- and all your parasite friends.

The GOP needs to worry about the people who actually might vote for it, not the people who never ever will, because someone, somewhere, somehow, might ask them to take care of themselves, in some way.

No, I won't be holding my breath.

Posted by: Xennady at July 14, 2017 07:56 PM (Yg/+W)

344 *eyes CB*

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 07:56 PM (s5Kql)

345 309 For how long will Scarborough be a useful fool for the left?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2017 07:49 PM (IqV8l)



Ask Cindy Sheehan. Or James Comey.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 07:56 PM (SRKgf)

346 Joe Scarborough is a no-talent, cross-eyed little cunt, and in the Immortal Words of Abraham Lincoln.... "Fuck him."

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 14, 2017 07:56 PM (br2jI)

347 339 Ok I'm set for the night.....an 18 pack of beer and two frozen pizzas.

Let's rumble!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 07:55 PM (Jcg9Q)


Man ... wish I could.

Gotta' work tomorrow. The rare Saturday appearance.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 14, 2017 07:56 PM (fiGNd)

348 >>The comments are not good.

Hey, up yours. Do you realize how little I am getting paid?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2017 07:57 PM (/tuJf)

349 Wonder if Mika has had labiaplasty?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 07:53 PM (8O3HH)



She had the teeth pulled.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 07:55 PM (0mRoj)


*mops keyboard*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:57 PM (PY9jH)

350 Texas Will Soon Let You Openly Carry a Sword (and Many Other Weapons)
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Well then by God I'm moving to Texas.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 07:57 PM (QGoUX)

351 One of the things I've noticed about these idiot GOPes like Joe Scarborough is that they can't stop agonizing about all the demonrat voters who might lose their handout for this-or-that reason if the terrible conservative horde gets its way.



That's called "a tell".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 07:58 PM (YxyYj)

352 A search for Kid Rock Senate turns up several hysterical articles. One is about Lizzie Warren freaking out because this could be just like Donald Trump. She also says is this a joke?

That last one pisses me off more than IT'S DRUMPF ALL OVER AGAIN!!1!

Isn't Kid Rock a citizen? What, he can't decide to run for office? He seems like a successful guy and I've heard him saying conservative things, mostly about taxes. I think he's done a lot of charity work as well. Maybe he won't win, but he certainly has the right to run. The fact that the Cloud People keep freaking out about these peons daring to try and join there little club is enough of a reason to vote for people like Kid Rock.

Another article from The New Yorker is called Kid Rock's Senate Run Is A Terrifying New Normal. Skimming through it, it's as hysterical and pearl clutching as you can imagine.

Maybe the whole thing is a stunt, but the reaction is telling. We're not supposed to challenge these people. They've learned nothing from Trump and seemingly won't.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 07:58 PM (4ErVI)

353 Ok I'm set for the night.....an 18 pack of beer and two frozen pizzas.

Let's rumble!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 07:55 PM (Jcg9Q)

Man ... wish I could.

Gotta' work tomorrow. The rare Saturday appearance.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 14, 2017 07:56 PM (fiGNd)

I don't have to be to work tomorrow 'til 3PM. Will probably have to take a couple with me.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 07:58 PM (Jcg9Q)

354 Maybe the whole thing is a stunt, but the reaction is telling. We're not supposed to challenge these people. They've learned nothing from Trump and seemingly won't.



We need term limits.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 08:00 PM (YxyYj)

355 I don't have to be to work tomorrow 'til 3PM. Will probably have to take a couple with me.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 07:58 PM (Jcg9Q)


Atta' Boy.

Dude - I got Southwest points. And shit is collapsing at the current gig. So I might have time.

Would ya' whip up another MoMee in a month or two ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 14, 2017 08:00 PM (fiGNd)

356

I wonder if anyone makes a gag "vagina dentata" thing. You know, make it look like it has teeth.

And then there's this:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-reveals
-horror-deadly-monster-10066948
(remove CR/space whatever)

Poor woman had a prolapsed bladder, and didn't have sex for years. She then got some sort of mesh installed, and it protruded through and sliced her hubby's johnson. "It was like teeth".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 08:00 PM (8O3HH)

357 >>> A search for Kid Rock Senate turns up several hysterical articles. One is about Lizzie Warren freaking out because this could be just like Donald Trump

Hey Lizzy, I'll be voting for the real Indian next November.

Posted by: fluffy, Masshole at July 14, 2017 08:01 PM (jw2Xw)

358
Dude - I got Southwest points. And shit is collapsing at the current gig. So I might have time.

Would ya' whip up another MoMee in a month or two ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 14, 2017 08:00 PM (fiGNd)

Ben Had has already put out the call for the next CenTexMoMee in October. Would be great if you could make it.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 08:01 PM (Jcg9Q)

359 Joe Scarborough is like Tony Stark with a big cock.

I'm subscribing to his fan club and newsletter.

Posted by: Fritz at July 14, 2017 08:02 PM (eLttb)

360 353 Ok I'm set for the night.....an 18 pack of beer and two frozen pizzas.

Let's rumble!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 07:55 PM (Jcg9Q)

Man ... wish I could.

Gotta' work tomorrow. The rare Saturday appearance.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 14, 2017 07:56 PM (fiGNd)

I don't have to be to work tomorrow 'til 3PM. Will probably have to take a couple with me.
Posted by: Country Boy



And I actually have a real weekend off. I don't get those often. Sipping a fine quality Yuengling Lager.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 08:02 PM (rnpZQ)

361 Uh...when did anyone ever believe Scarborough was actually a conservative? He's obviously a RINO. I mean, look at him . He's probably relieved to come in from the cold.

Posted by: Gem at July 14, 2017 08:02 PM (uaHyk)

362 349
Wonder if Mika has had labiaplasty?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 07:53 PM (8O3HH)

She had the teeth pulled.


Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 07:55 PM (0mRoj)

*mops keyboard*


Vagina Dentata, for the rest of my days....

Posted by: Joe S. at July 14, 2017 08:02 PM (LAe3v)

363 350. Aspire to this girl's skill and grace. (My kiddos have been studying this for a while now, and have gotten quite good at it.)

https://youtu.be/AN3uhImuy6E

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:03 PM (TwwWO)

364
Texas Will Soon Let You Openly Carry a Sword (and Many Other Weapons)

Meanwhile London calling for acid control after five acid attacks.

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=348752

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2017 08:03 PM (IqV8l)

365
331 Leonard Nimoy put out an album once as well, didn't he?



Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 07:45 PM (8O3HH)



It was probably better than the one by Joe Scarborough.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 07:51 PM (iVOAv)

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It was magnificent:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 07:53 PM (QGoUX)

I'm dying here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 07:54 PM (PY9jH)




Hmpf.

They're no Telly Savalas:
https://tinyurl.com/yamqvwas
https://tinyurl.com/y7huc4oy

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 14, 2017 08:03 PM (oQQwD)

366 Old & busted:
This is how you got Trump

New hotness:
This is how you got Kid Rock

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

367 361 Uh...when did anyone ever believe Scarborough was actually a conservative? He's obviously a RINO. I mean, look at him . He's probably relieved to come in from the cold.
Posted by: Gem at July 14, 2017 08:02 PM (uaHyk)

I thought he was coming in the cold, what with his dating Mika

Posted by: josephistan at July 14, 2017 08:04 PM (ANIFC)

368 A search for Kid Rock Senate turns up several hysterical articles. One
is about Lizzie Warren freaking out because this could be just like
Donald Trump


That's her latest tactic to scare the rubes into sending her more money.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 14, 2017 08:04 PM (qJhUV)

369 bluebell's mention of margarita got me to go make one.
thnx bluebell

Posted by: concrete girl at July 14, 2017 08:04 PM (EqvVS)

370 Another arrested development fake musician who thought I'm ugly and stupid but the girls like bands and he has been going at it since junior high to everyone's embarrassment. And narcissism.

Posted by: Lester at July 14, 2017 08:04 PM (LfJIn)

371 Magical Mystery Tour fifty years ago. Wow. Coincidentally, the same year I graduated from high school. Sometimes I feel all thin and drawn out.

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2017 08:04 PM (zLDYs)

372 Leonard Nimoy put out an album once as well, didn't he?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 07:45 PM (8O3HH)

It was probably better than the one by Joe Scarborough.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 07:51 PM (iVOAv)


Battle of the bands! Joe vs the Vulcano.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 14, 2017 08:04 PM (xAvrH)

373 I got 34 seconds into the first video and bailed after the 4th round of AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH.

Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2017 08:05 PM (Enq6K)

374 All I can think of now about joe Scarborough is the dead intern in his office, If he was guilty of doing it or ordering it all I can think of is a song by a much better singer and songwriter, Johnny Cash and "God's gonna cut you down."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQTCS6aWRSc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 08:05 PM (iVOAv)

375 Meanwhile London calling for acid control after five acid attacks.

We got this.

Posted by: Tums at July 14, 2017 08:05 PM (LAe3v)

376 Well, I am relieved that Ace has not lost the knack of building a bonfire of despair in 2000 words, and then offering a drenching shower of hope in the last 4.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 14, 2017 08:05 PM (4hIeD)

377 At the end of the video (yeah I watched), some blonde gets shot in the back of the head.

Joe trying to tell us something?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 08:05 PM (PY9jH)

378 I wonder how many other "Republicans" are deep-cover Dems.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 14, 2017 08:05 PM (6FqZa)

379 Over at Gateway Pundit, Trump holding his OWN umbrella.

Media disparagement in 3...2...1...

Also posts a tweet from KimDotcom, who appears to support Trump.

That might prove to be useful in the future.

Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 08:05 PM (aT+Bx)

380 Well, I am relieved that Ace has not lost the knack of building a bonfire of despair in 2000 words, and then offering a drenching shower of hope in the last 4.

Sounds like a Rammstein video.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 14, 2017 08:06 PM (6FqZa)

381 366. I told people - Trump was the American right asking nicely

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:06 PM (TwwWO)

382 Ace's enhanced interrogation joke went unappreciated, people.

Posted by: artemis at July 14, 2017 08:06 PM (AwPyG)

383 Tony Clifton was better.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2017 08:06 PM (5VlCp)

384
I have doubts about these songs being his, in that he contributed *something* to them, but the finished product isn't really his work. This is just my opinion as someone with some playing, production and (limited) writing. There's too much going on in the tracks and considering he doesn't have much of a background in music performance...

It sounds to me that this is the work of a producer/s and session guys. The familiar hooks and chord progressions, the arrangements, everything... sounds like a studio based creation for a celebrity. It's stunt music, I suspect.

Posted by: otho at July 14, 2017 08:06 PM (lmIoG)

385 Wasn't he a NJ Republican or was it a Long Island Republican. No matter he always belonged to Obama's Men Club. Good to see he has acknowledged his proper position is on his knees.

Posted by: Obama's boyfriend at July 14, 2017 08:07 PM (ZHjrr)

386 Slainte, concrete girl!

*clink*

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 08:07 PM (lr05Y)

387 A bad movie can be enjoyed for being a bad movie, but bad music just has to be turned off.

Posted by: josephistan at July 14, 2017 08:07 PM (ANIFC)

388 Meanwhile London calling for acid control after five acid attacks.

"And you know what they said? Well, some of it was true!"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 14, 2017 08:07 PM (6FqZa)

389 Don't listen to "Girl Like That" where Scarborough pseudo-rap talks.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 08:08 PM (/o9Qk)

390
I wonder how many other "Republicans" are deep-cover Dems.
--

I'd say all of the Never Trumpers/ GOPe

Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 08:08 PM (aT+Bx)

391 Ben Had has already put out the call for the next CenTexMoMee in October. Would be great if you could make it.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 08:01 PM (Jcg9Q)


GRRRRR !!!

Two week of October already in Japan. Starting up equipment.

Early or late in the month ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 14, 2017 08:08 PM (fiGNd)

392 When Joe "performed" on Colbert, Gutfeld pointed out that Joe kept turning around and looking at the other musicians, like, "Am I doing okay?"

It's a good thing school is out for the summer. The poor Scarborough kids.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 08:08 PM (PY9jH)

393
https://youtu.be/AN3uhImuy6E
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:03 PM (TwwWO)
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Love love love it.

Have you read the comments? Lots of ethnic backbiting and No True Circassian.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 08:09 PM (QGoUX)

394
http://tinyurl.com/k33guwc

Posted by: SHATNER !! at July 14, 2017 08:09 PM (xmlAN)

395 Did Joe write the first song before or after Meeka had the chin adjustment?

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 14, 2017 08:09 PM (mSR8Q)

396

I could be wrong and probably I am, but these sound like a hodge podge creation of half finished songs and hook contributions by a number of hired hands.

Posted by: otho at July 14, 2017 08:10 PM (lmIoG)

397 I wonder how many other "Republicans" are deep-cover Dems.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 14, 2017 08:05 PM (6FqZa)

Probably easier to ask how many aren't.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 08:10 PM (Jcg9Q)

398 Aside from the weird video, I think Leonard Nimoy had a better voice than Joe Scarborough, Joe Scarborough sounds like he's trying to be a Country Western Singer and failing miserably. I'm sure Nmoy was doing a send up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 08:10 PM (iVOAv)

399 Old & busted:
This is how you got Trump

New hotness:
This is how you got Kid Rock


A literal laugh out loud. You win this round of Internet.

Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2017 08:10 PM (q177U)

400 Honestly, you guys really watched those videos? My hats off to you.

I mean, I'm just a dumb Red Sox fan and even I know better than to click on that.

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 08:10 PM (lr05Y)

401 I knew he was a Democrat they day that intern of his turned up dead.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at July 14, 2017 08:11 PM (k/llo)

402 GRRRRR !!!

Two week of October already in Japan. Starting up equipment.

Early or late in the month ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 14, 2017 08:08 PM (fiGNd)

Well the first date brought up was the 14th, but not sure if anything is etched in stone yet.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 08:11 PM (Jcg9Q)

403 And I actually have a real weekend off. I don't get those often. Sipping a fine quality Yuengling Lager.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 08:02 PM (rnpZQ)


That is ... at least for me ... the best Regional Beer in North America - for the price and value.

Ever try the Light ? I know - I'm a pussy. But I love their Light.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 14, 2017 08:11 PM (fiGNd)

404 Meanwhile London calling

Ok.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfK-WX2pa8c

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2017 08:11 PM (/tuJf)

405 Please tell me someone has already likened this to "Say Anything" all the songs about Joe, including JOE LIES!!!!


Because his songs are worse that those.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA0HcqhGkMc

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2017 08:11 PM (NOIQH)

406 living near Nashville where the real talent plays the local scene and the pretty faces are promoted and propped up by auto tone and studio musicians on a foundation of manufactured crap with a twang, Joe couldn't get a gig playing a truck stop parking lot if he were pimping Mika for free.

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 14, 2017 08:11 PM (yhf6w)

407 393
Naturally. That's part of what's great about the web - ancient grudges revived.

:-)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:11 PM (TwwWO)

408 >>>A bad movie can be enjoyed for being a bad movie, but bad music just has to be turned off.

That's the speech Joe gives his interns before they're "fired."

Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2017 08:11 PM (q177U)

409 Honestly, you guys really watched those videos? My hats off to you.



I mean, I'm just a dumb Red Sox fan and even I know better than to click on that.





Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 08:10 PM (lr05Y)


Awww, come on, bluebell. Forget the stupid songs. You *have* to watch the video. Have you finished at least one margarita?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 08:11 PM (PY9jH)

410 366. I told people - Trump was the American right asking nicely

DEFCON 3 was Cruz.

Trump was the American Right's DEFCON 2, responding to the GOPe's obstinate support of Kasich and Rubio, and to the Colorado "Cruz" delegates betraying out trust and mincing out of the convention.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 14, 2017 08:11 PM (6FqZa)

411 out>our.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 14, 2017 08:12 PM (6FqZa)

412
Brent Spiner (Data) had an album, too.

http://tinyurl.com/ya7kdlqu

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2017 08:12 PM (IqV8l)

413 393.

**dons track suit and cheap sunglasses. Squats beside a bottle of cheap vodka and eats sunflower seeds.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:13 PM (TwwWO)

414 I'm completely out of it, sorry-but who is Kid Rock.? Yes, I can look him up but someone here actually knows. He's a singer from Michigan?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 08:14 PM (iVOAv)

415 Well the first date brought up was the 14th, but not sure if anything is etched in stone yet.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 08:11 PM (Jcg9Q)


CB ... y'all had one before that I couldn't make. I believe you and I talked about it. Man - I'd love to shoot down there and drink with you peeps.

I've worked in Houston several times. Houston ain't my scene. But everything outside of Houston fits me to a tee. And I've killed a ton of brain-cells in Kemah.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 14, 2017 08:14 PM (fiGNd)

416 381
I told people - Trump was the American right asking nicely
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:06 PM (TwwWO)


Actually, the Tea Party was the American right asking nicely.

When that didn't work, we sent Trump to drain the swamp.

The loud screeching you're hearing now is the swamp resisting being drained.

The next step is not going to be nice or polite at all.

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 08:14 PM (sdi6R)

417 "That is ... at least for me ... the best Regional Beer in North America - for the price and value."

Real men drink Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at July 14, 2017 08:15 PM (5fSr7)

418 Jane D'Oh @ 392- Ben Had CENTEX meet-up?
Yeah, Ben Had, when in October?

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2017 08:15 PM (zLDYs)

419 I'd vote for Kid Rock in a second, if I lived in Michigan.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 08:15 PM (/o9Qk)

420
Awww, come on, bluebell. Forget the stupid songs. You *have* to watch the video. Have you finished at least one margarita?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 08:11 PM (PY9jH)
------

On my second. Ok, next break. Enjoying Hanley's HR for the moment.

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 08:15 PM (lr05Y)

421 I got through 1:08 of "Mystified."

Hey Joe? A bunch of failed 80's musicans are going to be suing you for ripping them off.

Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 08:16 PM (aT+Bx)

422 407 393
Naturally. That's part of what's great about the web - ancient grudges revived.

:-)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:11 PM (TwwWO)
--
Don Cossacks rule!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 08:16 PM (QGoUX)

423 Real men drink Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at July 14, 2017 08:15 PM (5fSr7)


At least around here ... most men, including myself, buy a six pack three dollars cheaper.

But I admire your ability to pay it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 14, 2017 08:16 PM (fiGNd)

424 Nope that was ScogDog @ 391

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2017 08:16 PM (zLDYs)

425
Bones reacting to Shatner singing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF_LRbAYL38

I won't spoil it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 08:16 PM (8O3HH)

426 CB ... y'all had one before that I couldn't make. I believe you and I talked about it. Man - I'd love to shoot down there and drink with you peeps.

I've worked in Houston several times. Houston ain't my scene. But everything outside of Houston fits me to a tee. And I've killed a ton of brain-cells in Kemah.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 14, 2017 08:14 PM (fiGNd)

All you have to do is get to an airport, and we'll get you to the MoMee.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 08:17 PM (Jcg9Q)

427 The apotheosis of the 70's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8dDkIrVuRg

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 08:17 PM (QGoUX)

428 Remember when Ace tortured us with "Personal Jesus" (as an awful, awful tribute to Barry)?

This video is a close second.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 08:18 PM (PY9jH)

429 422. Hey now.....props to Kuban....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:18 PM (TwwWO)

430 And I actually have a real weekend off. I don't get those often. Sipping a fine quality Yuengling Lager.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 08:02 PM (rnpZQ)

That is ... at least for me ... the best Regional Beer in North America - for the price and value.


Posted by: ScoggDog
--------

*fist bottle bump*

Posted by: Democrats at July 14, 2017 08:19 PM (OdK9v)

431 Oops. Sock fail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2017 08:19 PM (OdK9v)

432 If Kid Rock, POTUS will mean Pimp of the United States.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 08:20 PM (0mRoj)

433 Here's Scarborough's performance on Colbert. Singing "Monkeyhouse". Racist.


Honestly, he should be embarrassed.


https://youtu.be/wQGwES5ZGiU

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 08:20 PM (/o9Qk)

434 If Kid Rock *gets elected*

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 08:20 PM (0mRoj)

435 The apotheosis of the 70's:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8dDkIrVuRg



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 08:17 PM (QGoUX)


Omg.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 08:20 PM (PY9jH)

436 I'm tired, but I see that Ghost in the Shell is available. Is it any good?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 08:20 PM (O4bvv)

437 In 1972 there were over 1900 domestic bombings in the U.S.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 08:20 PM (hVdx9)

438 429 422. Hey now.....props to Kuban....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:18 PM (TwwWO)
---
I still raise my skull chalice to Baron von Ungern-Sternberg.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 08:20 PM (QGoUX)

439 All you have to do is get to an airport, and we'll get you to the MoMee.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 08:17 PM (Jcg9Q)


Yeah - I know.

It's time man. All about time.

But shit - I really want to.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 14, 2017 08:21 PM (fiGNd)

440 I'm completely out of it, sorry-but who is Kid Rock.? Yes, I can look him up but someone here actually knows. He's a singer from Michigan?
---

Kid Rock is from Michigan. A white guy who mixes rock, hip hop and rap. He's a bit greasy looking, but could be cleaned up.

For a short time he was married to Pamela Anderson; supposedly her numerous abortions really bothered him. He puts on a good live show, makes fun of himself a lot and really supports America. I came away from his shows actually liking him.

Here's a sample:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tpV-0bO-F8

Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 08:21 PM (aT+Bx)

441 Joe and Mika and the MSM could know that he sucks, but he is trolling Trump voters and /pol.

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at July 14, 2017 08:21 PM (Zvj7s)

442 So the last straw for Joe is the FSA getting thrown off of MugabeCare?

Someone needs to ask Joe if he has MugabeCare and if not why not.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2017 08:21 PM (5VlCp)

443 403 And I actually have a real weekend off. I don't get those often. Sipping a fine quality Yuengling Lager.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 08:02 PM (rnpZQ)

That is ... at least for me ... the best Regional Beer in North America - for the price and value.

Ever try the Light ? I know - I'm a pussy. But I love their Light.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 14, 2017 08:11 PM (fiGNd)


I've been drinking their Chesterfield Ale for years.

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

444 fwiw, just to cleanse my audio-palate of the very idea of the subject, I am currently enjoying a bit of Grateful Dead ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 14, 2017 08:21 PM (Mcvvl)

445 I will gladly vote for Kid Rock if he will take a fucking shower.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 08:21 PM (QGoUX)

446 Seems like a dream. They got me mystified.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2017 08:21 PM (IqV8l)

447 All right, that was a real waste of 43 seconds. Somebody here owes me another margarita, Jane.

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 08:22 PM (lr05Y)

448 438.

Hey - Normies!

The Baron - HE was a multiculturalist!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:22 PM (TwwWO)

449 Who is this Joe Scarborough and why should I give two shits what he says?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 14, 2017 08:22 PM (zRoPh)

450 You know how the whole can be greater than the sum of the parts?

Seems like it is the opposite with Joe + Mika. They are even less interesting now that they're a team, smugly spouting the same talking points and insults, and inflicting public demonstration of their love on us.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2017 08:22 PM (NOIQH)

451 https://status451.com/2017/01/20/days-of-rage/

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 08:22 PM (hVdx9)

452 It's hard to categorize his style.

If pressed to name a genre I suppose I'd go with Assisted Living Rock.

After listening to the first love song, I can see an activities director at a transitional center for mentally challenged adults picking the CD up out of the $2 bargain bin at Dollar General and playing it at a social event for the residents and it going over quite well.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 14, 2017 08:22 PM (bJ71T)

453 I've never been a fan of Kid Rock's music, but I understand he played some USO shows in the sandbox.

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

454 Yuengling Lite is great.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2017 08:23 PM (89T5c)

455
362 349
Wonder if Mika has had labiaplasty?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 07:53 PM (8O3HH)

She had the teeth pulled.


Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 07:55 PM (0mRoj)

*mops keyboard*

Vagina Dentata, for the rest of my days....

Posted by: Joe S.

Not all removed. Pretty sure she still has two fangs and a tusk down there.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 14, 2017 08:23 PM (0ecq3)

456 440 I'm completely out of it, sorry-but who is Kid Rock.? Yes, I can look him up but someone here actually knows. He's a singer from Michigan?
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Kid Rock is from Michigan. A white guy who mixes rock, hip hop and rap. He's a bit greasy looking, but could be cleaned up.

For a short time he was married to Pamela Anderson; supposedly her numerous abortions really bothered him. He puts on a good live show, makes fun of himself a lot and really supports America. I came away from his shows actually liking him.

Here's a sample:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tpV-0bO-F8


Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 08:21 PM (aT+Bx)



He's much more country now a days than rock/hip hop.

Posted by: buzzion at July 14, 2017 08:23 PM (cAnNx)

457 You know,the rest of the NeverTrumpers should be as honest as Scarborough and just admit that they are Democrats.

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2017 08:24 PM (rmVvL)

458 What is Joe's endgame?

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at July 14, 2017 08:24 PM (Zvj7s)

459 Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 08:21 PM (aT+Bx)

Thanks. God knows Michigan could use someone conservative leaning. Some site on the website says Soros is putting money behind a Muslim Doctor who he's planning on running for Governor at some point. Maybe he'll be running for Congress before that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 08:24 PM (iVOAv)

460 In 1972 there were over 1900 domestic bombings in the U.S.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 08:20 PM (hVdx9)

I was in elementary school then, in rural Ohio, and I remember three different bomb threats to our school.

Posted by: April at July 14, 2017 08:24 PM (e8PP1)

461 For anybody else too, if you really want to come to the MoMee, we'll (or maybe I should say I'll) fire up the AoS Transport Service and try to make it easier on you.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 08:24 PM (Jcg9Q)

462 Joe stinks.

Posted by: The Archies at July 14, 2017 08:24 PM (bc2Lc)

463 All right, that was a real waste of 43 seconds. Somebody here owes me another margarita, Jane.





Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 08:22 PM (lr05Y)


Out of margarita mix here. Can I just pour some tequila through the USB port?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 08:25 PM (PY9jH)

464 The album that he put out after the Pamela Anderson stuff contained the song "Half your age" and the lyric goes "She's half your age, and twice as hot."

Posted by: buzzion at July 14, 2017 08:25 PM (cAnNx)

465 >>>You *have* to watch the video. Have you finished at least one margarita?

i watched the third one.
that's why i went and made a drink.

Posted by: concrete girl at July 14, 2017 08:26 PM (EqvVS)

466 I'd vote for Kid Rock in a second, if I lived in Michigan.
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In my cr@p job, I worked nine Kid Rock shows two years ago.

He's from this area, and would drive to the gig in a red tricked out pickup.

His shows feature the American flag and the Michigan fan.

He has a sense of humor that is very self effacing. Comes across as a normal person.

Now, an actual headline:

Michigan Republicans Want Kid Rock to Be Senator Because Fuck It
/yes, I WILL vote for him becuase he's not a professional politician!

Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 08:26 PM (aT+Bx)

467 They should come and take him away, ha ha.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 14, 2017 08:26 PM (IqV8l)

468 Holding my glass up, Jane. Could you shove some umbrellas through too? I'm flat out.

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 08:26 PM (lr05Y)

469 >>> He's much more country now a days than rock/hip hop.

"...and Washington, D.C. why they call me a cowboy, Baby!"

Posted by: fluffy at July 14, 2017 08:26 PM (jw2Xw)

470 Too bad Joe caved and went Dem. He'd have been a hit at the Villages.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 08:27 PM (PY9jH)

471
One song of his I loved was "All Summer Long". The mashup of the tunes from Werewolves of London and Sweet Home Alabama was great. They go together so well.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 08:27 PM (8O3HH)

472 CoJ!


*big squishy hugs from hot n sweaty Texas*

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 08:27 PM (/o9Qk)

473
Holding my glass up, Jane. Could you shove some umbrellas through too? I'm flat out.





Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 08:26 PM (lr05Y)


*shoves umbrella and lime slices through*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 08:28 PM (PY9jH)

474 >.One song of his I loved was "All Summer Long". The mashup of the tunes
from Werewolves of London and Sweet Home Alabama was great. They go
together so well.


Yes, you can't help but sing along.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2017 08:28 PM (NOIQH)

475 464 The album that he put out after the Pamela Anderson stuff contained the song "Half your age" and the lyric goes "She's half your age, and twice as hot."
Posted by: buzzion at July 14, 2017 08:25 PM (cAnNx)

He is helping out the 40 and over men. I see nothing wrong with this.

Elect the Man!

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at July 14, 2017 08:28 PM (Zvj7s)

476 I'll probably miss the TXMoMee this year, because I'm going back home in October for 2+ weeks.



However I do need to get down to Ben's place and hang out for a day, since my last plans got ruined.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 14, 2017 08:28 PM (/o9Qk)

477 Soros is putting money behind a Muslim Doctor who he's planning on running for Governor at some point. Maybe he'll be running for Congress before that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 08:24 PM (iVOAv)



But for one phone call in 1944 Hungary ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 08:29 PM (SRKgf)

478 Monica isn't dead and buried somewhere in Florida.
Posted by: Furious George at July 14, 2017 07:03 PM (j+dfT)

Yes, but a whole lot of people who go against both Clintons end up dead-unexpectedly

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 08:29 PM (iVOAv)

479 The Baron - HE was a multiculturalist!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:22 PM (TwwWO)
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Right?! A Baltic German Russian who led an army of Cossacks, Tatars, Chinese, Poles, and other assorted mounted hellions and revived the Mongol Empire.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 08:29 PM (QGoUX)

480 453 I've never been a fan of Kid Rock's music, but I understand he played some USO shows in the sandbox.
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

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Yes he did.

The troops loved it.

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 08:29 PM (s5Kql)

481 Kid Rock for Prez ... 2020 ... after a short stint in Congress.

The left is going through nuclear hate meltdown ... the populist (not really controversial) America First tidal wave knocked out their generators and backups ... (Fukushima analogy) and now little guys like Scarbro'face are dumping little helicopter loads of water on the exposed nuclear fuel rods of hate.

or something like that ...

The GOPe wet dreams of replacing America First Trump, (who will maintain our sovereignty) with "global governance" and GOPe compliant Pence ... are fading. Bill Gates says close the gates in Europe ... even Macron says Africans should not have 8 kids they can't support. A tide is turning ... or so I hope.

Scarbutt's music is from Satan .. don't listen to those links or you will may be possessed by the demons of the left. Don't run to the devil.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZKCPkfOO7Cg

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2017 08:30 PM (RWmbm)

482 479. A wild stallion was his wind-horse.

**burns joss to Tengri**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:30 PM (TwwWO)

483 Anecdotally... Kid Rock was part of the local scene for a long time before he hit it big. He's worked really hard.

He also used to have a midget sidekick.

/honorary moron?

Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 08:30 PM (aT+Bx)

484 That ain't no Strat...it's a Jaguar. My theory is that only assholes play Jaguars. Joe is the proof.

Posted by: Muthaucker at July 14, 2017 08:30 PM (XtT5R)

485 Can just see it: Congressman Kid Rock, and his chief of staff and spokesman, Uncle Cracker.
LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2017 08:32 PM (NOIQH)

486 Kid Rock is fun.

Always referred to his music as Hick-Hop.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 14, 2017 08:32 PM (bJ71T)

487 lol .. I meant kid rock in 2024 ... * years of Trump the Destroyer of Globalists ... then Kid Rock will sing us into the new era of Americanism.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2017 08:32 PM (RWmbm)

488 i heard they blasted one of kid rock's songs when they were pulling out of a port somewhere.

Posted by: concrete girl at July 14, 2017 08:33 PM (EqvVS)

489 487. Good man

Two scoops
Two terms.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:33 PM (TwwWO)

490 What is Joe's endgame?
Posted by: Dirk Diggler
===

Welcome, Joe. You are now ready for Phase 3.

Posted by: Shia LeBoeuf at July 14, 2017 08:33 PM (xmlAN)

491 >>>The apotheosis of the 70's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8dDkIrVuRg
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes<<<

That's romance, baby. And really, who loves ya?

Posted by: Fritz at July 14, 2017 08:34 PM (eLttb)

492 Mika just got her 3 book deal following the dust up with Trump.

Joe and Mika are media whores

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 14, 2017 08:34 PM (e8kgV)

493 In 1972 there were over 1900 domestic bombings in the U.S.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 08:20 PM (hVdx9)



I was in elementary school then, in rural Ohio, and I remember three different bomb threats to our school.

Posted by: April
****

Check out the link below. I had forgotten a lot of this. Of course about half I did not know.

https://status451.com/2017/01/20/days-of-rage/

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 08:34 PM (hVdx9)

494 "So ... what are you going to name your son, Mrs. LeBoeuf?"

"I'm thinking ... Shia."

"Unwanted child, I take it."

"You betcha."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 08:34 PM (SRKgf)

495 483 Anecdotally... Kid Rock was part of the local scene for a long time before he hit it big. He's worked really hard.

He also used to have a midget sidekick.

/honorary moron?



Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 08:30 PM (aT+Bx)



I really like his song "Lowlife (Living the High Life)"

https://youtu.be/NH7XzDwLQqM

Hell the second line of the song is "My best friend's in a gun rack."

Posted by: buzzion at July 14, 2017 08:35 PM (cAnNx)

496 "then Kid Rock will sing us into the new era of Americanism."


My time is gonna come.

Posted by: Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at July 14, 2017 08:36 PM (BO/km)

497 "So ... what are you going to name your son, Mrs. LeBoeuf?"

"I'm thinking ... Shia."

"Unwanted child, I take it."

"You betcha."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2017 08:34 PM (SRKgf)




It was a typo on the birth certificate. Should have been a T instead of an A

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 14, 2017 08:36 PM (auHtY)

498 When I worked those Kid Rock show, I was NOT a Kid Rock fan.

I was indifferent.

Yet during the first show, he had me laughing, and soon after that, I started to really like him as a person. Not a performer, but a person told anecdotes about his life and made fun of himself. His show has lots of humor in it, and he's a normal blue collar type person.

NOT one of our betters.

For fucks sake, he drives a pickup truck. Our betters have never even seen on of those.

Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 08:36 PM (aT+Bx)

499 Yes, but a whole lot of people who go against both Clintons end up dead-unexpectedly
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 08:29 PM (iVOAv)

Yup....today Klaus Eberwein found dead in Miami from gunshot wound to the head.

He was to testify about the corruption in Haiti and the Clinton Operations there.

Anyone else hear about this?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2017 08:37 PM (5VlCp)

500 If ol' Joe was ever a Republican, his professional "career" would have ended with the dead intern in his office.

Posted by: gm at July 14, 2017 08:37 PM (nrca1)

501 487 lol .. I meant kid rock in 2024 ... * years of Trump the Destroyer of Globalists ... then Kid Rock will sing us into the new era of Americanism.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2017 08:32 PM (RWmbm)

By then the office of President will be renamed "Trump"

Posted by: josephistan at July 14, 2017 08:37 PM (ANIFC)

502 Legendary Vanity-Rock Sensation Joe Scarborough Quits the GOP on Steven Colbert, After Admitting He Buys Into Liberal Progressive Line 100%

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But cant the same thing be said of all but a handful of elected Republicans?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2017 08:37 PM (EZebt)

503 493. Kraut & Tea has an excellent documentary on this in Europe, and the inevitability of its return in our time.

https://youtu.be/hnwyv3RyJyc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:37 PM (TwwWO)

504 it was the USS Cole being towed out of the Yemeni port.
they blasted his song 'Cowboy' about survival and rebellion.

Posted by: concrete girl at July 14, 2017 08:37 PM (EqvVS)

505 I'm thinking ... Shia."


"Unwanted child, I take it."


"You betcha."
--

Sunni was already taken?

Posted by: shibumi at July 14, 2017 08:37 PM (aT+Bx)

506 >>Mika just got her 3 book deal following the dust up with Trump.

>>Joe and Mika are media whores

Nooooo

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2017 08:38 PM (/tuJf)

507 Has he written any songs about kittehs?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2017 08:39 PM (EZebt)

508 So I learnt today they fired my boss's boss because she was a bullsh!t artist.

Great hiring-process there. Our cow orkers figured there was something fake about her from her first departmental meeting with all the buzzwords.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 14, 2017 08:39 PM (6FqZa)

509 Nooooo
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2017 08:38 PM (/tuJf)
--------

Here, have a margarita. You'll feel better.

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 08:39 PM (lr05Y)

510 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 08:34 PM (hVdx9)

Just skimmed that. One thing that stood out was the SDS. I think most of the 60-70-year-old crowd in Congress (Democrats, possibly some R's) were members of SDS. They successfully coopted the Democrat party.

Posted by: April at July 14, 2017 08:40 PM (e8PP1)

511 The guy Soros wants to run for Governor of MichiganHis name is Abdul El-Sayed.
He is 32 years old, born in the USA,
and an extremely well educated Muslim Doctor in Detroit Michigan.
(education funded by George Soros)


He is sympathetic of the Muslim Brotherhood a and is a democrat running for Governor of Michigan.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 08:40 PM (iVOAv)

512 Mika just got her 3 book deal

I'm sorry, I don't think Mika is an interesting enough person for a single memoir, and I don't think she has interesting-enough ideas to fill out a single paragraph.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 14, 2017 08:41 PM (6FqZa)

513 >>>It's hard to categorize his style.

If pressed to name a genre I suppose I'd go with Assisted Living Rock.


LOL!!!

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2017 08:41 PM (8rNrN)

514 Ever try the Light ? I know - I'm a pussy. But I love their Light.
Posted by: ScoggDog a



Yuengling Light is what I'm drinking. Its solid. Lots of great beers out there but I wanted something light and Yuengling is my go to beer when I don't want to pay a $10+ for beer.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 08:41 PM (rnpZQ)

515 I got 34 seconds into the first video and bailed after the 4th round of AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH.
---
So it was a live cut, and you could hear the audience screams?

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2017 08:42 PM (2mC6G)

516 >>Here, have a margarita. You'll feel better.

Thanks. I almost had a Snickers.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2017 08:42 PM (/tuJf)

517 Speaking of which - the various commie and anarcho-commie groups are gonna LARP as Bolsheviks tomorrow.

https://theweekintrump.blog/events-and-actions/

Refuse

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:43 PM (TwwWO)

518
Heh, I was looking up some of Kid Rock's stuff, and he did a countrified/country fried version of Fat Bottomed Girls.

It was a hoot.

He drawls out my favorite lines:

Left alone with big fat fanny,
She was a such a naughty nanny,
Heap big woman you made a bad boy outta me.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 08:43 PM (8O3HH)

519 Know what's hairy Larry us?

I've never seen a Steven Colbert show. Not one. And I've never bothered watching a Joe Scarborough and Mika daughter of Zbigniew Brzezinski show. Not one.

They are both 100% irrelevant in my pinched controlled world.

But I hear about all three of them all the the time all over the place. They must be terrible people.

Posted by: Chip at July 14, 2017 08:43 PM (KXQr+)

520 >>I'm sorry, I don't think Mika is an interesting enough person for a
single memoir, and I don't think she has interesting-enough ideas to
fill out a single paragraph.


And yet...She's already written 4 books. They all have the same cover. Me, me me!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y6uz4wcp

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2017 08:43 PM (NOIQH)

521 Thanks. I almost had a Snickers.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2017 08:42 PM (/tuJf)
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Pfffft. Lightweight.

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 08:43 PM (lr05Y)

522 >>>.today Klaus Eberwein found dead in Miami from gunshot wound to the head.
He was to testify about the corruption in Haiti and the Clinton Operations there.
Anyone else hear about this?

Sort of. Except he was testifying before the Haitian Senate Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission about PetroCaribe funds, but don't let that stop you.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 08:44 PM (RrhD2)

523 You guys mentioned Pamela Anderson, and not one of you seem to know she and Julian Assange have a "thing" going.

You morons are slipping.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 08:44 PM (PY9jH)

524 "It's really shocking," said Muncheez's owner Gilbert Bailly. " We grew up together; he was like family."
Bailly said he last spoke to Eberwein, 50, two weeks ago and he was in good spirits. They were working on opening a Muncheez restaurant in Sunrise, he said.
===

Wow.

Hilly and Billy killed another one.

Will no one rid us of this murderous scum?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 08:44 PM (xmlAN)

525 Joe Scarborough quits the GOP on Steven Colbert, shocking everyone who didn't know he called himself a Republican.

Posted by: JSchuler at July 14, 2017 08:45 PM (YsGL+)

526 "Yuengling is my go to beer"

Here in Commiefornia I'm half drowned in local craft brews, which is okay for me most of the time, but on the occasions when I'd like to toss back a Yuengling, can they be found anywhere around here? Nooooooooooooooooooo.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 14, 2017 08:46 PM (ujwCG)

527 525 Joe Scarborough quits the GOP on Steven Colbert, shocking everyone who didn't know he called himself a Republican.

Posted by: JSchuler at July 14, 2017 08:45 PM (YsGL+)



So.... Everyone then.

Posted by: buzzion at July 14, 2017 08:46 PM (cAnNx)

528 >>You guys mentioned Pamela Anderson, and not one of you seem to know she and Julian Assange have a "thing" going.


I know, and I've even seen her poetry to Assange. Blech!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2017 08:46 PM (NOIQH)

529 If Scarborough ever gets tired of his "music," I hear the Clintons are always in the market for assassins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 08:46 PM (PY9jH)

530 >>>she and Julian Assange have a "thing" going.

Butt stuff?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 08:47 PM (RrhD2)

531
Joe Scarborough quits the GOP on Steven Colbert

Was the audience confused as to how they should react?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2017 08:47 PM (IqV8l)

532 Colorado doesn't have a "refuse fascism" march listed. So probably a few assholes will march around Pearl Street chanting 'whose streets, our streets' where the locals will sort of look around nervously, give tentative thumbs-up, and slink off.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo remembers #occupyboulder at July 14, 2017 08:47 PM (6FqZa)

533 When anyone mentions Pamel Anderson I remember the video of Tommy Lee steering his boat with his dick...

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2017 08:48 PM (rmVvL)

534
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 08:34 PM (hVdx9)



Just skimmed that. One thing that stood out was the SDS. I think
most of the 60-70-year-old crowd in Congress (Democrats, possibly some
R's) were members of SDS. They successfully coopted the Democrat party.

Posted by: April
****

What's worrisome is we are seeing a new generation of ultra-loony leftist radicals emerging from the colleges. The mental illness. it's cyclical.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 08:48 PM (hVdx9)

535 Pamela Anderson has actually visited Assange at the Ecuadorean embassy a few times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 08:48 PM (PY9jH)

536 532. I'm not saying I hope they go full-Hamburg, but it would certainly make things a lot more clear for anyone who's still unsure what America is up against.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:48 PM (TwwWO)

537 Actually come to think of it during the #occupy days the boulderites didn't even give thumbs-up. Because they were there with their families and just wanted it to go away.

They... let it happen. And then it all blew over.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo remembers #occupyboulder at July 14, 2017 08:49 PM (6FqZa)

538 >>>I remember the video of Tommy Lee steering his boat with his dick..

Join Pepe in the TMI Timeout Room!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 08:49 PM (RrhD2)

539 Got diverted to some phony baloney fake prize web site first time I tried to open this page. You're making somebody mad with this stuff.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 14, 2017 08:49 PM (6Q2fj)

540 Pamela Anderson has always disgusted me. Well her and any guy who thought she was hot.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 08:49 PM (hVdx9)

541 >>Pfffft. Lightweight.

You caught me.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2017 08:50 PM (/tuJf)

542 Pamela Anderson is not real. She is an Avatar constructed of silicon and porn.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 08:50 PM (xmlAN)

543
Didn't Kid Rock bang Pam as well?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 08:51 PM (8O3HH)

544
What's worrisome is we are seeing a new generation of ultra-loony leftist radicals emerging from the colleges. The mental illness. it's cyclical.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 08:48 PM


And yet there's no draft for them to oppose.
Hell, they never even mention the wars we're in.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2017 08:51 PM (IqV8l)

545 Pamela Anderson looked much better as a Tool Time girl on Home Improvement. This was before all the plastic surgery.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 08:51 PM (0mRoj)

546 Got diverted to some phony baloney fake prize web
site first time I tried to open this page. You're making somebody mad
with this stuff.





Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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I learned a while ago not to come here thru IE. There seems to be some kind of exploit or malware that re-directs you.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 08:51 PM (hVdx9)

547 538. The transcripts from eavesdropping on that room are legend.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:51 PM (TwwWO)

548 I like The Five, but I swear, poor Juan is like a dog digging up the entire backyard trying to find his bone, and failing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 08:51 PM (PY9jH)

549 517 Speaking of which - the various commie and anarcho-commie groups are gonna LARP as Bolsheviks tomorrow.

https://theweekintrump.blog/events-and-actions/

Refuse
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:43 PM (TwwWO)


We never saw all these protests during the Obama years. It's almost like it's orchestrated somehow. Crazy talk, I know.

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 08:52 PM (sdi6R)

550 *gigglesnort*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUL8-M45CmM

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 08:52 PM (s5Kql)

551
The Five just started. You guys messed me up last night. Meggie Mac's mams are driving me crazy now.

Yee hah, titty titty bang bang. Yep, she's a fat bottomed gal.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 08:53 PM (8O3HH)

552 548 I like The Five, but I swear, poor Juan is like a dog digging up the entire backyard trying to find his bone, and failing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 08:51 PM (PY9jH)
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Ha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 08:53 PM (QGoUX)

553 What's worrisome is we are seeing a new
generation of ultra-loony leftist radicals emerging from the colleges.
The mental illness. it's cyclical.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 08:48 PM



And yet there's no draft for them to oppose.

Hell, they never even mention the wars we're in.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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They have created new oppressive injustices to rebel against. The fact they don't exist are irrelevant. Ends...means...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 08:53 PM (hVdx9)

554 >>>. The transcripts from eavesdropping on that room are legend.

Sure, if your legends are disturbingly homoerotic.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 08:53 PM (RrhD2)

555 I miss classic era RedEye.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 08:53 PM (QGoUX)

556 >>> I learned a while ago not to come here thru IE. There seems to be some kind of exploit or malware that re-directs you.

Safari on the iPad does it to me sometimes. Probably in the adware.

Posted by: fluffy at July 14, 2017 08:54 PM (jw2Xw)

557 554. Where do you think the hamsters get their MUMR scripts?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:54 PM (TwwWO)

558 Joe must really be in love with Mika. He's trying so hard to impress her with the love songs and the bold reversal of his politics! So romantic! *swoon*

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 14, 2017 08:55 PM (/qEW2)

559 557 554. Where do you think the hamsters get their MUMR scripts?
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THAT PUPPY WAS DEAD WHEN I FOUND IT.

heh heh

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 08:55 PM (xmlAN)

560 Pamela Anderson is classified as a chemical weapon at this point.

Posted by: Buck Owens at July 14, 2017 08:55 PM (rnpZQ)

561 Off sock

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 08:55 PM (rnpZQ)

562 554 >>>. The transcripts from eavesdropping on that room are legend.

Sure, if your legends are disturbingly homoerotic.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 08:53 PM (RrhD2)

The legends somehow manage to be turgidly engorged and whiny at the same time.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 08:56 PM (QGoUX)

563 Kid Rock, if elected, should show up for his swearing in wearing that track suit and the cowboy hat from that Sturgis performance.

Because why not? Anything that kicks this entitled group of middle school principals in the nuts is fine by me.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 08:56 PM (4ErVI)

564 Pamela Anderson looked much better as a Tool Time girl on Home Improvement. This was before all the plastic surgery.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 08:51 PM (0mRoj)


Yup, I have an early 90's Harley calendar that she was in. She looked completely different... before Hollywood.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2017 08:56 PM (aMlLZ)

565 *gigglesnort*



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUL8-M45CmM

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 08:52 PM (s5Kql)


Mind blown. Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 08:56 PM (PY9jH)

566 OT: Got my AR-15 "pistol" in .300 AAC done. Now to test fire it.
It will be my new vehicle gun. BTW, NO I will not be leaving it in my vehicle 24/7. BAD idea to do that.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 08:56 PM (hVdx9)

567 I'm surprised he hasn't honed his musical chops any better,since playing the banjo as a child in the 1970's movie Deliverance

Posted by: falsecast at July 14, 2017 08:57 PM (Kq5kX)

568 When's Joe going to tell somebody who gives a fuck?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 14, 2017 08:58 PM (nBr1j)

569 Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 08:52 PM

You just sent me down a YooToob rabbopit hole.

Posted by: fluffy at July 14, 2017 08:58 PM (jw2Xw)

570 When a guy hits a Veteran's daughter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvaazgQaTqM

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 08:59 PM (s5Kql)

571 LOL fluffy!

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 09:00 PM (s5Kql)

572 The reaction to Kid Rock in the liberal rags alternates between snark and fear.

Somewhat different from Trump after the escalator ride. There it was just scoffing and snark. The fear came later.

Probably going to have to send a lot more Kid Rocks and Trumps before they get it. If they ever do.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 09:00 PM (4ErVI)

573 I consider myself both fiscally and socially liberal. The only reason I pretend to be conservative is because I cannot fucking stand liberals, their lies, their cray cray, and their disrespect for every single pillar of our civilization.

Posted by: hoodaticus at July 14, 2017 09:00 PM (vitRc)

574 Is there any particular Nazi policy or program the brain damaged children of Antifa would not applaud?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 14, 2017 09:01 PM (nBr1j)

575 566. Don't be silly, man! Come, drink with me, and quit worrying about your possessions, which are worth money......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:01 PM (TwwWO)

576 Joe always gave me the vibe of the guy pretending to be a little bit Conservative because he never quite got it right. Like someone trying to immitate something completely alien to them.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 09:01 PM (hVdx9)

577 "He was to testify about the corruption in Haiti and the Clinton Operations there.
Anyone else hear about this?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

yeah, ain't that the shits? It's almost like the Clintons WANT the people with evidence to know they have mob scum that will murder witnesses. Too bad our deep state "mob" are playing ball with the scum. Too bad our Republipukes are so easily spooked ... or all they all compromised by "dirt"? A "crack in time" is maybe coming, one way or another.

youtube.com/watch?v=KvtpHdHPeg8

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2017 09:01 PM (RWmbm)

578 Oh also they're big on it's a stunt.

That was what they said about Trump in the early days.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 09:02 PM (4ErVI)

579 Joe Sthcarborough?

He's desthpicable!

Posted by: Daffy Duck, this is CNN! at July 14, 2017 09:02 PM (S6Pax)

580 Why Soldiers Leave The Military

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ew7Hd9LWk

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 09:02 PM (s5Kql)

581 Yuengling Summer Wheat is excellent. It's there take on wiezen beer. Hard to get at my local Giant. Sells out.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 09:02 PM (rnpZQ)

582 573. Makes you an American. Glad to meet you.

**pours a shot**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:02 PM (TwwWO)

583 Posted by: hoodaticus at July 14, 2017 09:00 PM (vitRc)

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Go on...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2017 09:03 PM (EZebt)

584 Probably going to have to send a lot more Kid Rocks and Trumps before they get it. If they ever do.
==

Tanned, rested and ready.

Posted by: Jenna Jameson at July 14, 2017 09:03 PM (xmlAN)

585 @582 Skaal!

Posted by: hoodaticus at July 14, 2017 09:04 PM (vitRc)

586 >>Tanned, rested and ready.


Posted by: Jenna Jameson


Hasn't her twitter feed been a delight?
Never saw that coming

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2017 09:04 PM (NOIQH)

587 >> He's desthpicable!

That gives me a sad, now. It reminds of The most beloved cat I had, who died in 2006 at the age of 21 years.

When she was a kitten, on up, I used to hold her on her back and get my nose right in her face. Someone I hit on saying "You're despicable!".

He reaction was to bite my nose. It think it was the "p-pop" on des*p*icable.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 09:05 PM (8O3HH)

588 Soooo... Everybody hitting F5 on the home page like a money in a crack experiment? This has been an, uh, "interesting" thread but it's been stretched way past what it was worth.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 14, 2017 09:05 PM (7oUUT)

589 Klaus Eberwein
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I am a big skeptic on most conspiracy theories, but the huge trail of death connected to the Clintons gives me pause.
After a while the odds simply defy coincidence.


Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 09:05 PM (hVdx9)

590 586 >>Tanned, rested and ready.


Posted by: Jenna Jameson


Hasn't her twitter feed been a delight?
Never saw that coming

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2017 09:04 PM (NOIQH)

She has. A lot.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 09:05 PM (0mRoj)

591 574 Is there any particular Nazi policy or program the brain damaged children of Antifa would not applaud?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 14, 2017 09:01 PM (nBr1j)
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Hogan's Heroes?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 09:06 PM (QGoUX)

592 Makes you an American.

Not too bright though.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 09:06 PM (O4bvv)

593 Never saw that coming

Posted by: Lizzy
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She should be Secretary of Energy , for starters.

"How to Frack Like A Pornstar"

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:06 PM (xmlAN)

594 The fact is, Joe gets it and we don't. It doesn't matter how ridiculous he makes himself look by conventionsl standards. Normal people are not his audience. Virtue signaling to a relatively small number of like-minded perverted cronies is where it's at.

*Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side"

*thwup*

( Joe passes through a cosmic rectum into an alternate dimension of privilege and legal immunity)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 14, 2017 09:06 PM (6Q2fj)

595 I consider myself both fiscally and socially
liberal. The only reason I pretend to be conservative is because I
cannot fucking stand liberals, their lies, their cray cray, and their
disrespect for every single pillar of our civilization.

Posted by: hoodaticus
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(smacks hoodaticus with a feather pillow)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 09:07 PM (hVdx9)

596 I'd really love to interview Joe. We could compare our coming out stories.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 14, 2017 09:07 PM (/qEW2)

597 Posting from newly-installed Brave browser. Seems to work so far. AOS causes Ynternet Exploder to crash or lock up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 09:07 PM (AWYXL)

598 I consider myself both fiscally and socially liberal. The only reason I pretend to be conservative is because I cannot fucking stand liberals, their lies, their cray cray, and their disrespect for every single pillar of our civilization.

Some math will help you grow out of the former.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 14, 2017 09:07 PM (6FqZa)

599 I saw Cosmic Rectum open for Pink Floyd at Wembley in 1977.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 09:08 PM (4ErVI)

600 Ynternet Exploder
==

They still making those?

I had no idea, Thank Linus !

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:08 PM (xmlAN)

601 Tanned, rested and ready.
Posted by: Jenna Jameson


Careful about socking that nick. There's more than a 50% chance she lurks here

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 14, 2017 09:09 PM (6FqZa)

602 I consider myself both fiscally and socially liberal. The only reason I pretend to be conservative is because I cannot fucking stand liberals, their lies, their cray cray, and their disrespect for every single pillar of our civilization.

Posted by: hoodaticus at July 14, 2017 09:00 PM (vitRc)
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I'm a bit the same. I wouldn't mind paying more taxes for a better safety net--however, the weasels in Washington are going to spend it on luxuries and junkets and making themselves the next Politburo (who became mega-rich raiders when the USSR collapsed). I also think that if the government has a responsibility to care for its citizens, then it has a responsibility to not bankrupt itself.

And I really can't stand the liberal white noise machine.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2017 09:09 PM (2mC6G)

603 588: Yes, the original subject of the thread has,,,,,evolved.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 09:09 PM (rnpZQ)

604 Folks, in the last 3 years I have had 3 nasty road rage incidents. No, I was not the aggressor in ANY of them. Any of the 3 could have resulted in a severe if not fatal result for me.
Am I crazy for now carrying body armor in my vehicle and soon an evil "assault pistol"?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 09:10 PM (hVdx9)

605 Maybe PDT will chime in with his review of the music. Too much to hope for?

Posted by: Tuna at July 14, 2017 09:10 PM (jm1YL)

606 What Joe did took guts. He and Michelle should share that ESPY.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 14, 2017 09:10 PM (/qEW2)

607 595. Give him time. Very few of us arrived at 'start up the rotors' in a single day.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:10 PM (TwwWO)

608 Fuck.

YEAH.

How to Help A Veteran With PTSD On The 4th Of July

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVRe4cdSVwo

This video was made in response to all the MFM bullshit about "Oh Noes! The fireworks are triggering to the PTSD and they're gonna SNAP!"

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 09:11 PM (s5Kql)

609 What Joe did took guts. He and Michelle should share that ESPY.
Posted by: Shep Smith
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Mommy, I want one. NOW!

Posted by: Chelsea at July 14, 2017 09:11 PM (xmlAN)

610 Sister just called. She's got tickets for the Gutfeld show taping in October. Yay!

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at July 14, 2017 09:12 PM (h7sWp)

611 I wouldn't mind paying more taxes for a better safety net--

No, you wouldn't mind SOMEBODY ELSE paying more taxes for a better safety net.

Try again, "social liberals".

When you say, I personally wouldn't mind paying more, then just go and pay more yourself to the charity of your choice.

When you say, you wouldn't mind paying taxes, you are saying, okay, I'll pay more BUT ONLY IF THE STATE FORCES SOMEONE ELSE TO PAY MORE TOO.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 14, 2017 09:12 PM (6FqZa)

612 607 595. Give him time. Very few of us arrived at 'start up the rotors' in a single day.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:10 PM (TwwWO)

I was pretty much born a Reaganite.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 09:12 PM (0mRoj)

613 I consider myself both fiscally and socially liberal. The only reason I pretend to be conservative is because I cannot fucking stand liberals, their lies, their cray cray, and their disrespect for every single pillar of our civilization.

Yet you're one of them. Maybe you should rethink your life choices.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 09:13 PM (Jcg9Q)

614 612. We're past the point where a Reagan could help us now. Sad to say.

I was a Goldwater-ish type in my youth, turned into a hardcore imperialist, and nowadays, I'm a political realist.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:14 PM (TwwWO)

615 When you say, you wouldn't mind paying taxes, you are saying, okay, I'll pay more BUT ONLY IF THE STATE FORCES SOMEONE ELSE TO PAY MORE TOO.

Exactly. You are welcome to pay more whenever you choose or you can just take out your wallet and directly give it to someone in need. You don't have to filter charity through government.

Posted by: no good deed at July 14, 2017 09:14 PM (hsb2w)

616 >>>I am a big skeptic on most conspiracy theories, but the huge trail of death connected to the Clintons gives me pause.
After a while the odds simply defy coincidence.

How is Eberwein connected to the Clintons exactly?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:14 PM (RrhD2)

617 608 Fuck.

YEAH.

How to Help A Veteran With PTSD On The 4th Of July

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVRe4cdSVwo

This video was made in response to all the MFM bullshit about "Oh Noes! The fireworks are triggering to the PTSD and they're gonna SNAP!"
Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 09:11 PM (s5Kql)
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Hahaha! Because America *screaming eagle*

I want somebody to play "Rock You Like a Hurricane" when we're at the range in Vegas.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 09:15 PM (QGoUX)

618 >>>Am I crazy for now carrying body armor in my vehicle and soon an evil "assault pistol"?

Maybe. Were there no similarities in the incidents?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:15 PM (RrhD2)

619 I'm at ChikFilA! It's right near my hotel.

Will they know what a Hate Shake is, because I need one.

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2017 09:16 PM (lIj7A)

620 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2017 09:07 PM (AWYXL)

I've been pretty satisfied with Brave, but there a few quirks. For this site, I still use Pale Moon, however.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 14, 2017 09:16 PM (gwPgz)

621 610 Sister just called. She's got tickets for the Gutfeld show taping in October. Yay!
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at July 14, 2017 09:12 PM (h7sWp)
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Maybe she can rush the stage and give a shoutout to the Horde.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 09:17 PM (QGoUX)

622 #616

http://yournewswire.com/haiti-exposed-clinton-dead/

He was testifying against them. That is a connection depending on your definition.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 09:17 PM (hVdx9)

623 AHE,

Did you see the why soldiers get out vid?

Near the end, Drew could even talk about transgender sensitivity training without cracking the fuck up.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall for those powerpoint presentations.

God, I'm glad I got out in time.

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 09:18 PM (s5Kql)

624 >>>He was testifying against them. That is a connection depending on your definition.

No he wasn't.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:18 PM (RrhD2)

625 @various -

Actually I'd rather just get rid of all the damn illegals and stop third world immigration, than raise taxes. I think that would be much better. We are definitely Taxed Enough Already to pay for ourselves, but not the whole damn planet.

Posted by: hoodaticus at July 14, 2017 09:18 PM (vitRc)

626 614 612. We're past the point where a Reagan could help us now. Sad to say.

Probably so. I'll take what I can get at this point.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2017 09:19 PM (0mRoj)

627 I wouldn't mind paying more taxes for a better safety net--

No, you wouldn't mind SOMEBODY ELSE paying more taxes for a better safety net.

Try again, "social liberals".

When you say, I personally wouldn't mind paying more, then just go and pay more yourself to the charity of your choice.

When you say, you wouldn't mind paying taxes, you are saying, okay, I'll pay more BUT ONLY IF THE STATE FORCES SOMEONE ELSE TO PAY MORE TOO.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 14, 2017 09:12 PM (6FqZa)
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That would work for a stronger military too, wouldn't it? A group of people decide we need to spend more on the military, so taxes are levied for increased military spending, even from people who think the military spending is sufficient.

It's true that the military is a function laid out in the Constitution, but the proper level of funding for the military is not.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2017 09:19 PM (2mC6G)

628 604 Folks, in the last 3 years I have had 3 nasty road rage incidents. No, I was not the aggressor in ANY of them. Any of the 3 could have resulted in a severe if not fatal result for me.
Am I crazy for now carrying body armor in my vehicle and soon an evil "assault pistol"?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 09:10 PM (hVdx9)

No, you're not if you can do it without problems.

It's getting more dangerous out there. Sure, I'm a bit older, but not that old. People are driving more recklessly and driving faster. Also they're texting while driving. Throw in the fact that my state is almost at the top of the chart for drunk driving arrests along with a lot of chooming going on and it's not as safe as it used to be. I pretty much won't go out after about 9 at night anymore. There's a store nearby that I'll sometimes just swing by during my nightly walk if I'm picking up a six pack.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 09:19 PM (4ErVI)

629 He was testifying against them. That is a connection depending on your definition.

No he wasn't.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
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Here we go again.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:19 PM (xmlAN)

630 "499 Yes, but a whole lot of people who go against both Clintons end up dead-unexpectedly
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 08:29 PM (iVOAv)

Yup....today Klaus Eberwein found dead in Miami from gunshot wound to the head.

He was to testify about the corruption in Haiti and the Clinton Operations there.

Anyone else hear about this?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2017 08:37 PM (5VlCp) "




Nope. Until now, that is.

in-ter-es-ting.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 14, 2017 09:19 PM (Mcvvl)

631 Posted by: no good deed at July 14, 2017 09:14 PM (hsb2w)

H8r!

The whole idea of "voluntary" (and thus true) charity is never discussed as a political option because there is no graft to be skimmed by our swamp dwelling politicians.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 14, 2017 09:20 PM (gwPgz)

632 Maybe she can rush the stage and give a shoutout to the Horde.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 09:17 PM (QGoUX)


Gutfeld has mentioned the blog on The Five. He and Ace know each other I believe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 09:20 PM (PY9jH)

633 >>>Here we go again

That's what I thought!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:21 PM (RrhD2)

634 per the Weaponized Autistics at 4CHAN
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Haiti Official, Who Exposed The Clinton Foundation, Found Dead In Miami
Klaus Eberwein, a former Haitian government official who was expected to expose the extent of Clinton Foundation corruption and malpractice next week, has been found dead in Miami. He was 50.

Eberwein was due to appear next Tuesday before the Haitian Senate Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission where he was widely expected to testify that the Clinton Foundation misappropriated Haiti earthquake donations from international donors.
===

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:21 PM (xmlAN)

635 God, I'm glad I got out in time.
Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 09:18 PM (s5Kql)
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SO glad.

Even back in my day *adjusts suspenders* we all agreed that the only sensitivity training needed was "Don't be an asshole". Which is apparently still too difficult for some people.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 09:21 PM (QGoUX)

636 Juan just read a poll that said 73% of Democrats would give up alcohol if Trump was impeached.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 09:22 PM (PY9jH)

637 #624

From my link:
"The Clinton Foundation, they are criminals, they are thieves, they are liars, they are a disgrace," Eberwein said at a protest outside the Clinton Foundation HQ in manhattan last year"

If you have different info, please share.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 09:22 PM (hVdx9)

638 Gutfeld has mentioned the blog on The Five. He and Ace know each other I believe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 09:20 PM (PY9jH)
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They swap Filipino houseboys.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 09:22 PM (QGoUX)

639 >>>the only sensitivity training needed was "Don't be an asshole". Which is apparently still too difficult for some people.

No, that's still pretty much it.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:22 PM (RrhD2)

640 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2017 08:37 PM (5VlCp)

After a while, one begins to doubt the purely coincidental nature of the universe.

http://tinyurl.com/y83cnx89

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 14, 2017 09:22 PM (gwPgz)

641 uan just read a poll that said 73% of Democrats would give up alcohol if Trump was impeached.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 09:22 PM (PY9jH)
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Yes, but 90% of Democrats don't mean what they say an hour after, so...

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2017 09:22 PM (2mC6G)

642 625. A social democrat nationalist. Once quite common.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:23 PM (TwwWO)

643 They swap Filipino houseboys.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 14, 2017 09:22 PM (QGoUX)


heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 09:23 PM (PY9jH)

644 Juan just read a poll that said 73% of Democrats would give up alcohol if Trump was impeached.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 09:22 PM (PY9jH)

99.9999999% of Democrats are worthless retards though, so what they say means nothing anymore.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 09:24 PM (Jcg9Q)

645 I'm OLD, I remember watching Goldwater.
Politically I'm a conservative realist meaning that I consider most politicians to be fuvking liberals.

I'm also from Pensacola and while I don't live there now I can tell you it is a hard core conservative town and area.

People will be pointing and laughing if he ever shows his face there again.

Posted by: Gmac- at July 14, 2017 09:24 PM (4pjhs)

646 At this point, Bill und Hillz make Ted Bundy look like an amateur.

Bundy should have followed through on law school and went into politics like he talked about. He'd still be alive and preying on young women.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 09:25 PM (4ErVI)

647 >>>Eberwein was due to appear next Tuesday before the Haitian Senate Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission where he was widely expected to testify that the Clinton Foundation misappropriated Haiti earthquake donations from international donors.

Except the Commission is investigating PetroCaribe funds. Go to a Haiti news site.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:25 PM (RrhD2)

648 Klaus joins John Ashe. http://pge.sx/2v1J3tJ

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 09:25 PM (45+uh)

649 It's a packed room up here, let me tell you.

Posted by: Vince Foster at July 14, 2017 09:26 PM (4ErVI)

650 The GOP is dead to me, just like the intern on my office floor.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at July 14, 2017 09:27 PM (t4Z+6)

651 >>>"The Clinton Foundation, they are criminals, they are thieves, they are liars, they are a disgrace," Eberwein said at a protest outside the Clinton Foundation HQ in manhattan last year"

That's a quote from activist Dahoud Andre, not Eberwein.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:28 PM (RrhD2)

652 636 Juan just read a poll that said 73% of Democrats would give up alcohol if Trump was impeached.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 09:22 PM (PY9jH)


Good. That's more for me. And with the law of supply and demand, the price should come down.

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

653
604 Folks, in the last 3 years I have had 3 nasty road rage incidents.
No, I was not the aggressor in ANY of them. Any of the 3 could have
resulted in a severe if not fatal result for me.

Am I crazy for now carrying body armor in my vehicle and soon an evil "assault pistol"?



Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 09:10 PM (hVdx9)



No, you're not if you can do it without problems.



It's getting more dangerous out there. Sure, I'm a bit older, but
not that old. People are driving more recklessly and driving faster.
Also they're texting while driving. Throw in the fact that my state is
almost at the top of the chart for drunk driving arrests along with a
lot of chooming going on and it's not as safe as it used to be. I pretty
much won't go out after about 9 at night anymore. There's a store
nearby that I'll sometimes just swing by during my nightly walk if I'm
picking up a six pack.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
****

Here is what I have found. The people guilty of wronging others are convinced they are the victim and go after the "aggressor" full of self righteous fury.
2 of the incidents I have on video. On one of them I called the police and they did NOTHING. I do not want trouble, but if I am forced to fight I will. Really, I just want to try and tip the odds in my favor as much as possible.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 09:28 PM (hVdx9)

654 Just in case that music by Joe Scarborough wasn't disturbing enough, picture this: Hillary doing her little "Fight Song" dance to it.

Your welcome.

Posted by: Ripley at July 14, 2017 09:28 PM (NbRJx)

655 The GOP is dead to me, just like the intern on my office floor.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at July 14, 2017 09:27 PM (t4Z+6)

I am patient. You will come to me.

Posted by: Lucifer at July 14, 2017 09:29 PM (sf2BM)

656 Except the Commission is investigating PetroCaribe funds. Go to a Haiti news site.

Well, this is embarrassing...

Posted by: The Clinton Foundation at July 14, 2017 09:29 PM (lIj7A)

657 Joe Scarborough leaving the GOP?

Wow, that's as predictable as qdpsteve showing up for the Vegas MoMee in drag.

(Oh wait, did I type that out loud?)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 09:29 PM (eMKNe)

658 "The Clinton Foundation, they are criminals, they
are thieves, they are liars, they are a disgrace," Eberwein said at a
protest outside the Clinton Foundation HQ in manhattan last year"



That's a quote from activist Dahoud Andre, not Eberwein.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
****

Please post your source. Everything I find says it was Eberwein.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 09:30 PM (hVdx9)

659 >>>>>she and Julian Assange have a "thing" going.



Butt stuff?
-------
That's the cleanest orifice I have.

Posted by: Pam at July 14, 2017 09:30 PM (/Nite)

660 re "That would work for a stronger military too, wouldn't it?"

The difference... lies in the field of civic virtue. A soldier accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic of which he is a member, defending it, if need be, with his life. The civilian does not.

There might be no Constitutional distinction between the two. (If we're REALLY going Constitutional, we'd have to argue that blacks and - in my case - first-gen immigrants didn't count, either, since not "posterity".)

But Heinlein thought there was an ethical distinction. And I tend to agree with Heinlein.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 14, 2017 09:30 PM (6FqZa)

661 (Oh wait, did I type that out loud?)

Yes you did, just think if it as Cosplay...

Yeah that's the ticket.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 14, 2017 09:31 PM (+BG/J)

662 If I rushed the stage at the Gutfeld show I'd probably get clotheslined by Tyrus.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at July 14, 2017 09:31 PM (h7sWp)

663 >>>Please post your source. Everything I find says it was Eberwein.

Type Dahoud Andre Clinton Foundation disgrace into search engine of your choice and you can read a BBC report from November 2016.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:32 PM (RrhD2)

664 And on the very SAME DAY per ZeroHedge
===

A longtime Republican operative from Chicago's North Shore who was at the center of a confusing Wall Street Journal story involving shadowy Russian hackers and Hillary Clinton's 30,000 missing emails committed suicide, according to the Chicago Tribune.

...

Smith had a history of doing opposition research against President Bill Clinton and had a hand in exposing the "Troopergate" allegations about Bill Clinton's sex life.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:33 PM (zu88C)

665 His name was Peter Smith.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:33 PM (TwwWO)

666 ????

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 14, 2017 09:33 PM (+BG/J)

667 73% of Democrats would give up alcohol

How about Communism instead?

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2017 09:33 PM (lIj7A)

668 Dang it, missed it by that much

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 14, 2017 09:34 PM (+BG/J)

669 Libya is the model of winning

Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 25, 2017 09:22 PM (PsVKW)

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 09:34 PM (45+uh)

670 Meggy Mac just slammed the Senate and even mentioned someone she is related too in there

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 14, 2017 09:35 PM (K2T58)

671 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 09:28 PM (hVdx9)

If you've got a gun and a camera, you should be covered.

Hopefully you'll never have to use it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 09:35 PM (4ErVI)

672 Tillikum, don't think you're crazy, but just a few geekish comments on your equipment ideas.

Unless you're wearing the body armor in the car all the time (not itself such a bad idea, though for the impact protection in collisions, not ballistic protection), how practical is it for road-rage scenarios? Stored in back seat, or trunk? How long to fetch and don the PPE? Just seems unlikely you'd have the chance to put it on.

As for firearms, wouldn't a service or compact semi pistol serve just as well? Seems like road rage incidents are intimate, face to face, when they turn nasty (unless it's all vehicular, in which case firearms have no practical use). Even a good snub revolver seems like a good choice. If you don't want to be making AZ license plates for years, seems something more modest than a 300 AAC AR-pistol would be easier for The Law to accept as a self-defense response.


Posted by: rhomboid at July 14, 2017 09:35 PM (QDnY+)

673 5) That could be a campaign law violation

A president Jeb or Rubio would have been so, so much more better.
Posted by: Bill Wynn

===


You mean like when Obama turned off the identification function of his donation server so he could accept Soros millions and terror money?

Yeah, Bill Whinge.

Looks like an early night.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:35 PM (zu88C)

674 Please post your source. Everything I find says it was Eberwein.



Type Dahoud Andre Clinton Foundation disgrace into search engine of
your choice and you can read a BBC report from November 2016.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
****

Thank you. Someone has clearly has misattributed a quote. Interesting.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 09:36 PM (hVdx9)

675 92% of left wing activists live at home(this in Germany but I suspect about the same here)

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/270009/

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2017 09:36 PM (rmVvL)

676 It's getting more dangerous out there. Sure, I'm a bit older, but not that old. People are driving more recklessly and driving faster. Also they're texting while driving. Throw in the fact that my state is almost at the top of the chart for drunk driving arrests along with a lot of chooming going on and it's not as safe as it used to be. I pretty much won't go out after about 9 at night anymore. There's a store nearby that I'll sometimes just swing by during my nightly walk if I'm picking up a six pack.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 09:19 PM (4ErVI)



Faster? I get stuck behind more idiots doing well under the speed limit. Idiots who don't work who decide rush hour traffic is the time to hit the road and they take their damn time to go nowhere in particular. The roads are clogged with more people than I can ever remember

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 14, 2017 09:37 PM (auHtY)

677 >>>Thank you. Someone has clearly has misattributed a quote. Interesting

Not a problem. Hopefully you realize that some of the sites pushing this conspiracy crap are lying to you.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:37 PM (RrhD2)

678 you can read a BBC report from November 2016.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
====

BBC?

seriously?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:37 PM (zu88C)

679 670 Meggy Mac just slammed the Senate and even mentioned someone she is related too in there
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 14, 2017 09:35 PM (K2T5

Seriously? She slammed her dad?

If true, this would definitely be something.

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at July 14, 2017 09:37 PM (Zvj7s)

680 Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 14, 2017 09:31 PM (HffSV)

How about you write a mail to CBD and see if there is anyway this can be worked out. I honestly think there could be a resolution to this but this trolling is helping any.

It's hurting you more. If this place means as much to you as you have said it does, please get the ball rolling.

Find a way.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 14, 2017 09:37 PM (sf2BM)

681 Bill Wynn reminds me of that episode of It's Always Sunny where Charlie rants about Pepe Silva with the flow charts of papers stuck up on the wall.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 09:38 PM (4ErVI)

682 674. I'll note that the spergs at 4chan already debunked the misattribution some time earlier.

/pol is ALWAYS RIGHT.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:38 PM (TwwWO)

683
Well, Meggie Mac says her favorite movie is "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Mad World".

Maybe we could watch it together while I was slathering up those massive mams with the Wesson oil.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 09:38 PM (8O3HH)

684 >>>BBC?

seriously?

Not sure what your point is?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:39 PM (RrhD2)

685 Body armor, even the good stuff, is hot, sweaty, and uncomfortable. Personally don't won't to wear if any more than required to. Going armed is another thing entirely.

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2017 09:39 PM (zLDYs)

686 I believe 4chan over ABC, NBC, CBS , CNN, BBC , Reuters and FOX.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:39 PM (zu88C)

687 Anna, will do! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 09:40 PM (eMKNe)

688 Faster? I get stuck behind more idiots doing well under the speed limit. Idiots who don't work who decide rush hour traffic is the time to hit the road and they take their damn time to go nowhere in particular. The roads are clogged with more people than I can ever remember
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 14, 2017 09:37 PM (auHtY)

---

THIS^^^^

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 09:40 PM (s5Kql)

689 uan just read a poll that said 73% of Democrats would give up alcohol if Trump was impeached.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2017 09:22 PM (PY9jH)
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Yes, but 90% of Democrats don't mean what they say an hour after, so...
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2017 09:22 PM (2mC6G)

I IMAGINE IF THEY ACTUALLY DID SO, tHEY WOULD DEMAND EVERYONE QUIT DRINKING BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST THAT CONTROLLING.

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:40 PM (v12G8)

690 Still not sure what your point is...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:40 PM (RrhD2)

691 680

And as for the drip, drip, drip - Bill, the doc will give you a shot of penicillin and clear that right up, no problem.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:40 PM (TwwWO)

692 634,
"Haiti Official, Who Exposed The Clinton Foundation, Found Dead In Miami

Klaus Eberwein, a former Haitian government official who was
expected to expose the extent of Clinton Foundation corruption and
malpractice next week, has been found dead in Miami. He was 50."


"Hello, you have reached Fusion GPS. All our personnel are unavailable at this time."

"They are presently at an undisclosed location and their return time is unknown for now."

"Thank you for calling Fusion GPS."

"Goodbye."


Posted by: geoffb5 at July 14, 2017 09:41 PM (d3wbb)

693 Not sure what your point is?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
====

BBC is full of shit.

That help?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:41 PM (zu88C)

694 I could swear I was looking at a post by Bill Wynnbag. I refreshed and then like it just disappeared. Gone like the Wynn. Must of been my imagination.

Posted by: Tuna at July 14, 2017 09:42 PM (jm1YL)

695 686 I believe 4chan over ABC, NBC, CBS , CNN, BBC , Reuters and FOX.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:39 PM (zu88C)


Me too.

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 09:42 PM (sdi6R)

696 ok i'm yelling .
... next time I will try to look at the keyboard first.

o who am I kidding, sometime I might look at the keyboard and post before I send.

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:42 PM (v12G8)

697 It looks to be an early night for Bill.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 09:42 PM (LTHVh)

698
In, and out, like Wynn.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 14, 2017 09:43 PM (8O3HH)

699 but I'll miss Bill if he just wanders off.
maybe .

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:43 PM (v12G8)

700 >>>BBC is full of shit.

That help?

So you believe that 8 months ago BBC misattributed a quote because they knew the.Clinton Ninja Assassins were going to fake a suicide of some obscure Haitian official who was working as an Uber driver??

Hooooooooooooooookay

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:43 PM (RrhD2)

701 691 680

And as for the drip, drip, drip - Bill, the doc will give you a shot of penicillin and clear that right up, no problem.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:40 PM (TwwWO)

I think he's reached Stage Al Capone. It's all mumbling and pajamas and slippers at this point.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 09:43 PM (4ErVI)

702 For years ace exposes countless bullshit stories, revisions, stelath edits and outright lies in support of the Narrative...

And like a dog returning to it's vomit, you quote them like they are delivering facts accompanied by Truth Thunder and Reality Lightning from atop Mt. Olympus.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:44 PM (zu88C)

703 It's never to early to Call it a night , Grump.

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:44 PM (v12G8)

704 I didn't really know anything about Kid Rock, but this Dan Rather interview is pretty good. The Kid has real potential.

youtube.com/watch?v=cmEPITo2ZjA

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2017 09:45 PM (RWmbm)

705 So you're saying BBC is attributing a quote to Dahoud Andre incorrectly?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:45 PM (RrhD2)

706


And I've got such a long way to go
To make it to the border of Mexico
So I'll ride like the Wynn
Ride like the Wynn

Posted by: Kriss Kross at July 14, 2017 09:46 PM (IqV8l)

707 Dahoud Andre was NOT the activist protesting in front of the Clinton Foundation HQ?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:46 PM (RrhD2)

708 I am saying that if you said that your invisible dog farted the facts into your ear in Morse code , I would find that source more reliable than the BBC.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:46 PM (zu88C)

709 Banana, While I see you are worried about information flying before we have all the facts.
What makes you think BBC-MSNBC-ABC-NBC- etc etc wouldn't like to us when it comes to protecting The Progressives?

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:47 PM (v12G8)

710 like-LIE*

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:48 PM (v12G8)

711 That says more about how irrational you've become than anything.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:48 PM (RrhD2)

712 The facts are that you have NO IDEA what this guy planned to do or say.

You are just being a contentious, contrarian asshole.


Do you , by any chance teach chemistry?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:49 PM (zu88C)

713 adds al jazeera

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:49 PM (v12G8)

714 Any consensus on whether Wynn is a sock provocateur? Most of his comments are so absurd that it seems like a possibility. And the "chamber of commerce" intro was a bit much (kind of like the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Rights Collective of our beloved Mary).

Posted by: rhomboid at July 14, 2017 09:49 PM (QDnY+)

715 *pours everyone a shot*

There's no point arguing over something this minor.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:49 PM (TwwWO)

716 >>>What makes you think BBC-MSNBC-ABC-NBC- etc etc wouldn't like to us when it comes to protecting The Progressives?

Have you not noticed that TKAW just realized that the source he was using was lying to him?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:49 PM (RrhD2)

717 taps brakes.

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:49 PM (v12G8)

718 Banana, no, I was busy screaming in peoples ears, I think at the time.

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:50 PM (v12G8)

719 >>>You are just being a contentious, contrarian asshole.

Says the guy who just swore he would listen to invisible dog farts.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:50 PM (RrhD2)

720 Probably a sock at this point.

I still will throw an insult if I see it. It's a point of pride for the sock to be convincing enough to get a response.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 09:50 PM (4ErVI)

721 scrolls way back. or slightly back?

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:50 PM (v12G8)

722 Since it seems some members of the Horde about to engage in a fusillade over whether a quote was accurately attributed, methinks I shall meander off to scribble some more Tanya story.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 14, 2017 09:50 PM (+BG/J)

723 #671 and #672

Thanks for responding and the feedback. What seems reasonable to one person...
I have thought about how it may be seen that I have the items in my vehicle. Yes the average firearms ignorant person may not understand it. However, that is moot if I am dead.
The armor is on the seat next to me, which I may change by purchasing lighter inserts so I can wear it while driving.
In the last incident the guy was hiding behind his car door with a gun. IF it comes to lethal force I want to be able to reach the bad guy in such a situation. Hence .300 AAC and not a simple handgun.
Yes I understand a scuzzy prosecutor or attorney may try to say I was just "itching for a chance to blow someone away and the presence of such items proves this." Yes it is a potential liability, but I am not sure what else to do anymore.
BTW, one of the drivers I mentioned worked down the street from where I live. Small world.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 09:51 PM (hVdx9)

724 Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:49 PM (zu88C)

Umm...personal attacks. How about avoiding them?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 14, 2017 09:51 PM (sf2BM)

725 716. Bingo. Healthy skepticism is the order of the day.

(But 'His name was Seth Rich,' and 'His name was Peter Smith.')

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:51 PM (TwwWO)

726 You put your dick in crazy. You go crazy.


Posted by: JAS at July 14, 2017 09:51 PM (UnDQI)

727 715 *pours everyone a shot*

There's no point arguing over something this minor.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:49 PM (TwwWO)

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No shit.

Thanks for the shot, btw.

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 09:51 PM (s5Kql)

728 674 , I found it..

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:52 PM (v12G8)

729 Says the guy who just swore he would listen to invisible dog farts.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
===

Yeah.

That is EXACTLY what I did.

Go with that.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:52 PM (zu88C)

730 Oooh oooh, Anna, before you go - did you see my question earlier about that Normandy photo? The German POWs apparently learning to tie knots on board the US Navy ship? What the hell was going on there, do you think?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 14, 2017 09:52 PM (QDnY+)

731 Ride the Wynn
Never coming back again, until I touch the midnight sun

https://youtu.be/juhBVAnLkHk

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 09:53 PM (rnpZQ)

732 Any consensus on whether Wynn is a sock provocateur? Most of his comments are so absurd that it seems like a possibility. And the "chamber of commerce" intro was a bit much (kind of like the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Rights Collective of our beloved Mary).

Posted by: rhomboid at July 14, 2017 09:49 PM (QDnY+)




Hard to tell. At first I thought he was legit but it could have been someone being subtle and now created a legend. Wasn't there another troll a female. She claimed to have a doctorate but was still in school and had every stereotype of conservatives

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 14, 2017 09:53 PM (auHtY)

733 smfh, hows bizness?

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:53 PM (v12G8)

734 732. Poe's Law. It's a bitch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:54 PM (TwwWO)

735 Scarborough's music sucks because IT HAS NO SOUL. Just like the man himself. It's so white, it makes Pat Boone sound like James Booker.

Posted by: Alan Two Saints at July 14, 2017 09:54 PM (rER3B)

736 I cannot imagine spending time trolling people I don't even like.

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:54 PM (v12G8)

737 Okay, walking the dog, discuss your conspiracy theories while I am gone and I will come back and tell you what my dog farted in Morse code.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:54 PM (RrhD2)

738 Umm...personal attacks. How about avoiding them?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
===

Fucking hell.

This is hilarious.

Yeah. I'll avoid 'em. No problem.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:55 PM (zu88C)

739 hah, I'm always suspicious when guys use the 'walking the dog' analogy.

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:56 PM (v12G8)

740 736. Willow, you're a good and kind 'ette, but you'll never know the simple, wholesome joys of trolling and shitposting.

Sigh....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:56 PM (TwwWO)

741 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 09:51 PM (hVdx9)

People are on edge and have been for some time. I had the neighbors call the cops on me a couple of years ago because of a mail delivery I thought was placed in a nearby mailbox. Our addresses are almost identical except for street vs. circle. So I thought hey I'll just go look and see if it's in there. I didn't think it was a big deal because I'd actually gotten mail for him from time to time and I'd just walk down there and throw it in his box. Nothing ever happened. But this time someone saw me and the next thing I know two cops show up. I didn't even take anything out of his box because nothing was in it. Thank God lol. That would've been a federal offense. Nothing happened but no one ever came over to apologize so fuck those guys. When I get mail for him now I throw it away.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2017 09:56 PM (4ErVI)

742 That would work for a stronger military too, wouldn't it?"

The difference... lies in the field of civic virtue. A soldier accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic of which he is a member, defending it, if need be, with his life. The civilian does not.

There might be no Constitutional distinction between the two. (If we're REALLY going Constitutional, we'd have to argue that blacks and - in my case - first-gen immigrants didn't count, either, since not "posterity".)

But Heinlein thought there was an ethical distinction. And I tend to agree with Heinlein.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 14, 2017 09:30 PM (6FqZa)
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That's all well and good, but it doesn't change the dynamic that taxes are a way to get pacifists and spendthrifts and people who don't believe that X is really a threat to contribute funds at the level of the discretion of the republic.

Forcing everyone to pay more is what taxes do. We couldn't let the market forces determine the level of safety for our country. The same thing is true with other public goods. There were some Tories who didn't want to pay for the debts occurred in the Revolution.

Let's see if I can construct a more on-target argument from what you wrote about soldiers. So, paying for more soldiers is a public good, because it creates more people who have given a summit service to their country which establishes a unique civic-mind. That might be valid. And I accept that to a degree.

By following up, I'm not trying to dismiss your point or caricature it, but illustrate another implication. But the supreme service of a soldier requires war, which at the same point invites either discretionary war or a necessity of war in which young men can initiate themselves into the Heinlein top-echelon of citizens. Now the idea that we must be at war, is ludicrous, so war remains discretionary, and the expenditure for it as well.

So on one hand we can increase military spending to create more citizens tested in the service to their country, and on the other hand we can wage war to refine the quality of that service. However, the latter is not a great argument for waging war, and although the first is a better case, it doesn't remove discretion from the equation.

Again, our Constitutional structure determines that a pacifist who sees no need for the military is going to pay MORE than he wants for a military. And while I don't find such pacifism a sane point-of-view, I don't think shooting up heroin is either. However, in the full libertarian model, people must be allowed to shoot up, because of the risk compulsion brings. As well our overriding individual discretion is something that at least requires consideration, even if it is not always a deciding factor (and it can't be).

Raising taxes for the military, however warranted, can still be cast as taking someone else's property that he or she does not want to give and using it along with my own, to my discretion, if that is similar to the prevailing will of the people.

I totally give to you that the military is a much more central Constitutional function--as well as a core interest of any government. If governments were instituted to protect the rights of its citizens, being overthrown by invasion is no way to do so.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2017 09:56 PM (2mC6G)

743 I cannot imagine spending time trolling people I don't even like.

Posted by: willow
****

Some people get an almost sexual thrill out of it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 09:57 PM (hVdx9)

744 k, i'm out time to be a responsible mum and wife.
peace.

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:57 PM (v12G8)

745 Yeah. I'll avoid 'em. No problem.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 14, 2017 09:55 PM (zu88C)

Give me a break. Your have a superior wit. You can your point across without calling people assholes, Mort.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 14, 2017 09:57 PM (sf2BM)

746 Tilikum , yeah? ok I still don't get it. time is too precious.

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:57 PM (v12G8)

747 Well Tillikum it seems you have worked most of this out.

I was sorta guessing to myself that you wanted penetration power with the 300 AAC, as obviously range would not be an issue.

To each their own. Seems like your car can be a psycho-magnet, so saying "drive carefully and just avoid people and never look them in the eye" doesn't make much sense.

Sheesh, somebody drew a gun on you? That's gotta be, at a minimum, brandishing, probably more likely assault. You get his license plate? That's pretty nuts.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 14, 2017 09:58 PM (QDnY+)

748 k peace.
night

Posted by: willow at July 14, 2017 09:58 PM (v12G8)

749 Here in Commiefornia .... on the occasions when I'd like to toss back a Yuengling, can they be found anywhere around here? Nooooooooooooooooooo.


Posted by: torquewrench at July 14, 2017 08:46 PM (ujwCG)


Yuengling is actually a fairly small brewery. I remember talking to a beer distributor a few years ago and he said that Yuengling only decided to come to Ohio after they determined that they could brew enough to satisfy demand wherever they market their brand. The company does not want to open a distribution region but then have shortages.

Sorry, but it seems like all the Ohioans are drinking too much Yuengling to make to California.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 14, 2017 09:58 PM (5Yee7)

750
Beavis Scarborough.

Fits him nicely.


Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2017 09:58 PM (S/hVx)

751 So, what's the Clinton body count up to now?

Posted by: davidt at July 14, 2017 09:58 PM (XoldI)

752 The music video, of course, indicates what a serious and totally-not-commercial decision this is.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

I can't imagine someone in the business thinks this has commercial possibilities. It's strictly a vanity project although it may be true no one has told Scarborough it's a vanity project.

Did you bother to listen to the lyrics of 'Let's Fall In Love'? There's something in there about a joker slumped over and a king doing something something. What the hell? Seriously, what the hell?

Posted by: troyriser at July 14, 2017 09:58 PM (4qf5a)

753 niters, willow

ttyl

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 09:59 PM (s5Kql)

754 **keeps refreshing main page, like all the others here**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 10:01 PM (TwwWO)

755 Did you bother to listen to the lyrics of 'Let's Fall In Love'? There's something in there about a joker slumped over and a king doing something something. What the hell? Seriously, what the hell?
Posted by: troyriser at July 14, 2017 09:58 PM (4qf5a)

---

Nope.

Not surprising that the lyrics are ate up.

Posted by: SMFH at July 14, 2017 10:01 PM (s5Kql)

756 So, what's the Clinton body count up to now?
Posted by: davidt at July 14, 2017 09:58 PM (XoldI)

=======

Last I saw, pre election, it was 24. Gotta be close to 30 by now.

Posted by: GOULD at July 14, 2017 10:01 PM (vj/UE)

757 743 I cannot imagine spending time trolling people I don't even like.

Posted by: willow
****

Some people get an almost sexual thrill out of it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale



I do it because its FUNNY!!

Posted by: Gerald Broflovski at July 14, 2017 10:01 PM (rnpZQ)

758 And I've got such a long way to go
To make it to the border of Mexico
So I'll ride like the Wynn
Ride like the Wynn
Posted by: Kriss Kross


When you're on the lam 'cuz your wife's a man, it's Tragedy!

Posted by: Bee Gees at July 14, 2017 10:01 PM (eMKNe)

759 Brapp.....Brapp.....burrr.....burr.....Brapp....burr.

My dog just told me Hillary will never be President.


Whew! Open a window.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2017 10:01 PM (5VlCp)

760 Any consensus on whether Wynn is a sock provocateur? Most of his comments are so absurd that it seems like a possibility. And the "chamber of commerce" intro was a bit much (kind of like the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Rights Collective of our beloved Mary).

Posted by: rhomboid at July 14, 2017 09:49 PM (QDnY+)
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I've always taken him as a sock. There may have been a poster with that name once, but he seems to only swoop in to say something antagonistic and flip which tends toward absurd.

Back on HotAir, I spotted "Frank Lib" as a troll artist before a great number of people caught on. I'm not saying Wynn's any "Frank Lib" though. Frank had stiletto precision in skewering whatever view he endorsed.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2017 10:03 PM (2mC6G)

761 I don't know why you're all making fun of Joe's muzik. It's much better than anything else he's ever done.

Posted by: Toad-O at July 14, 2017 10:03 PM (cct0t)

762 Is it wrong to wish for Kim Jong to drop a few tactical nukes on Scarborough's front porch. I would say that the collateral damage would not justify the better world we'd be in if we never had to hear that shite again....but then again maybe the DC crowd should have run Scar-Mika out of town before the turd of an idea, that he should front a band, was allowed to blossom into the 25 Couric loaf that his music represents . On a side note...I think I'm going to have to sell my Jazzmaster now. Thanks Ace!

Posted by: Resist We Much at July 14, 2017 10:03 PM (o+nZ+)

763 "52. Great line from Miller's Crossing.

Needs to be said while chewing a safety match, with an irritated look on your mug."

Miller's Crossing- best movie EVAH!!!

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing. at July 14, 2017 10:03 PM (1aMQH)

764 Book and music projects by members of the progressive political class are money laundering operations, plain and simple. Scarborough may be foolish enough to think his music sells well because he's all covered in stardust and shit, but George Soros, with his 10,000 copies of Obama's 'Dreams From My Father' filling his basement, knows better.

Posted by: troyriser at July 14, 2017 10:04 PM (4qf5a)

765 Among the things in which I have zero experience and know nothing f***-all about is beer distribution and business strategy. But I do know that many of the bigger craft brewers in San Diego, which has a zillion of these, have been bought out by big brands, or in the case of Ballast Point acquired by a brand management company mostly for the purpose of expanding distribution and production.

Seems Yuengling could get $$$ through debt if they wanted to expand their reach, given the growth in craft beer, but obviously I know nothing about their strategy or druthers.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 14, 2017 10:04 PM (QDnY+)

766 "Joe will be remembered as one of the greatest voices since Leonard Nimoy."

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, as sung by Nimoy. Completely hidden, uh, gem. Yeah, gem- we'll go with that.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing. at July 14, 2017 10:04 PM (1aMQH)

767 I heard about Joe's dead intern.

What happened? Did she drink nine gallons of white-out and die?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2017 10:05 PM (eMKNe)

768 Joe is adding Mika to his band.

She plays a mean skin flute.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 14, 2017 10:05 PM (oGXge)

769 Peter Max did the cover artwork so you know Joe must be cool.

Posted by: Tuna at July 14, 2017 10:07 PM (jm1YL)

770 Well Tillikum it seems you have worked most of this out.

I was sorta guessing to myself that you wanted penetration power with the 300 AAC, as obviously range would not be an issue.

To
each their own. Seems like your car can be a psycho-magnet, so saying
"drive carefully and just avoid people and never look them in the eye"
doesn't make much sense.

Sheesh, somebody drew a gun on you?
That's gotta be, at a minimum, brandishing, probably more likely
assault. You get his license plate? That's pretty nuts.



Posted by: rhomboid
****

He never brandished the gun, but from what I saw movement wise etc, I am 90% certain he had a gun. He hid his right hand while beckoning with his left hand for me to get out of my vehicle and fight. Yes he was out of his car and standing behind his door while doing so. When the light went green and I made a left turn, I saw him throw something down next to his shifter. (late 2000 Dodge challenger stick shift). Google the interior of such a car. There is a nice space for a gun there.
My camera was down at the time so I don't have it on video. Because I was trying to avoid crashing into him I did not catch his plate. I did call 911 and him seeing me on the phone apparently caused him to break off and flee.


Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:07 PM (hVdx9)

771 George Soros, with his 10,000 copies of Obama's 'Dreams From My Father' filling his basement, knows better.

Posted by: troyriser at July 14, 2017 10:04 PM (4qf5a)
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He's probably burned those by now, or at least leveled a few tables, sandbagged his house against flooding,...

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2017 10:08 PM (2mC6G)

772 One frozen pizza bites the dust.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 14, 2017 10:08 PM (Jcg9Q)

773 Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 14, 2017 10:08 PM (StNzx)
**
Two scoops
two terms

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2017 10:09 PM (TwwWO)

774 For future reference I WILL have forward and rear facing cameras in my vehicle.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 14, 2017 10:09 PM (hVdx9)

775 O N T

Posted by: Panhandler at July 14, 2017 10:11 PM (ILwW3)

776 Scarborough is a dope, and I'm not wasting any neurons listening to his alleged music.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 14, 2017 10:11 PM (rJUlF)

777 Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 14, 2017 10:08 PM (StNzx)

Looks like I'm 0-2 tonight.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 14, 2017 10:12 PM (sf2BM)

778 Fifteen, twenty years ago, on my bi-annual trip to Lancaster I would buy 6 or so cases of Yueng Ling lager for my bar manager and I. Still my favorite. Now, most bars here on the island have it on tap. Creamy delicious cold pint grass....

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at July 14, 2017 10:14 PM (h7sWp)

779 glass

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at July 14, 2017 10:19 PM (h7sWp)

780 Well, the title says it all. Both songs. It's not that the songs are supremely derivative, which they are, but they are entirely inappropriate for a guy his age. I've been playing out (gigging) for close to fifty years. The Archie's had more authenticity.

Posted by: Old gray marist at July 14, 2017 10:35 PM (0ICEP)

781 Are you going, too, Scarborough Fairy?

Posted by: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Clooney at July 14, 2017 10:41 PM (Ndje9)

782 His music reminded me of old, 90's TV shows where they created a "Rock Star" character and have him sing one of his "hit" songs. I imagine Scott Bakula from "Quantum Leap" jumping into Joe's body and having to make-up stupid and facile lyrics on the fly.

Posted by: Rock Lobsterbotomy at July 14, 2017 10:42 PM (8xIUl)

783 I left this window open , and my cat just started "Let's Fall in Love" with her tail on the keyboard. I never realized she hated me.

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2017 11:21 PM (sdi6R)

784 Top 10 Post! Seriously, this made me belly laugh for 10 minutes. Great job Ace. Times like this I really feel like I'm getting my monies worth!

Posted by: Matty at July 14, 2017 11:38 PM (6RdwE)

785 Great googly-moogly, this "music" is shit!

Posted by: VA MKZ at July 15, 2017 12:00 AM (tkZ2O)

786 In Perveruvian, Scarbaough means "village cock holster."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2017 12:37 AM (npdX6)

787 Thanks for sonically raping me.

Posted by: Josh at July 15, 2017 03:43 AM (CDTra)

788 Ace, you gotta fix these ads that make it impossible to read this blog anymore. Seriously.

Posted by: Former MSM journalist, active Moron at July 15, 2017 08:30 AM (fJuD+)

789 The music is:

1. Two to four chord basic progressions
2. Mediocre musicianship and arrangements
3. Passable vocals but bland meh harmonies
4. Awful derivative lyrics
5. Very, Very unimaginative, a bland copy of what a suburban bar band might sound like

Why do these songs exist? What are they sharing about actual experience?

Posted by: Rick at July 15, 2017 09:25 AM (4d0hg)

790 A vanity project by a guy who's doing two other vanity projects (congressman and TV host).

Why leave Pensacola and land what you think is high class trim at this age?

Can't you just do all this in Pensacola...bang the lady on the city council, get a public divorce and move into a beach condo and play your shitty music at 'Skipper's' on Wednesdays?

Posted by: Rick at July 15, 2017 09:35 AM (4d0hg)

791 Omg. He stole that tune from Father Ted.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib1WMwCZjAM

Posted by: Sooze at July 15, 2017 10:44 AM (aB2q6)

792 Mika say jumbo, Joe say how high.

Posted by: Buffalobob at July 15, 2017 01:02 PM (Yp+Qr)

793 Classic self-hating liberal claptrap. So long Joe. Don't let the door hit you on the A$$ on the way out.

Posted by: TheOtherJay at July 15, 2017 03:48 PM (Yjw5e)

794 I had a fancy comment all written out, then got a 500 error.

That made me realise that Joe isn't worth anything more than a simple meme.

"bye felicia"

Posted by: Saber Alter, rising from the dead at July 15, 2017 07:50 PM (YZ7Go)

795
I have two theories regarding Hokey Joe's foray into 'pop' music.

Theory One:
Joe is laughing himself silly over the idea that anyone could possibly think he was being serious about writing music and making songs. He's getting a kick out of hearing people talk about how terrible his music is and how stupid he is for making it.
This theory has at least two problems. First, he has 'produced' too much of this crap for it to be a plausible practical joke. If it were just one - or maybe two - hunks of crap, we could more easily believe he was hoping to fool people into thinking he was serious while barely being able to keep a straight face and keep from busting out laughing every time he mentioned his "new album".
Second problem, Joe is such a hopelessly out of touch, traitorous asshole that it is all too likely that he genuinely believes this crap he's squatted out "isn't really all that bad, y'all. You know, it's worth a listen. You might hear a tune or two you actually like." - Too easy to imagine him believing this.

Theory Two:
Joe is completely serious about making 'pop' music and thinks he's got a latent talent in the early stages of development.

I strongly favor Theory Two. And based on it, I believe everyone (and I do mean EVERYONE) ought to stop making fun of this budding artist.
He needs encouragement, not ridicule.
If we can all just help instill a little bravery in Joe, maybe he can build up the nerve to quit his vapid and disheartening day job at MSNBC and go to making music full time.
If he's ever going to take that all important crucial step: he really need's our support to, y'all.

I plan on emailing him to let him know how truly inspiring and IMPORTANT his music is and that I hope he can find the time and resources to make a world tour happen.
Hell, I'll follow him - like The Dead. Someone's gotta be the first Grateful Joe Head. (I mean, besides Joe himself.)


Posted by: Cold Civil War at July 15, 2017 10:20 PM (Z2PYk)

796 Joe and Mika stole my music! My ears hurt.

Posted by: Helen keller at July 16, 2017 01:09 PM (wcl+J)

797 This music convinces me beyond reasonable doubt that Joe Scarborough killed Lori Klausutis.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at July 16, 2017 04:09 PM (vJCwr)

798 Joe has been on a leftward path for a much longer time than you give him credit for. He blamed Palin and the Tea Party for the Gabby Giffords shooting, was in a total skittles and tea panic about Trayvon Martin at the same time his network was editing the 9-11 tapes, and he really really really wanted that Ground Zero Mosque built.

Posted by: Mike Street Station at July 16, 2017 05:21 PM (xdj7L)

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