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1 Foist!

Posted by: Bugs Trumpy at July 14, 2017 06:46 AM (/qEW2)

2 No?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 14, 2017 06:47 AM (G8B7r)

3 No. But so close...

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 14, 2017 06:47 AM (G8B7r)

4 I don't know that anyone's 100% asshole.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 06:48 AM (RrhD2)

5 Why the hell am I awake already?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 06:48 AM (LTHVh)

6 Oh yeah, work.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 06:48 AM (LTHVh)

7 Top Ten

Posted by: IanDeal at July 14, 2017 06:48 AM (JhHPx)

8 Top o the morning!

Posted by: Infidel at July 14, 2017 06:49 AM (gDoff)

9 Morning, all

Posted by: fluffy at July 14, 2017 06:50 AM (jw2Xw)

10 TGIF

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2017 06:50 AM (jAZR9)

11 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 06:50 AM (YxyYj)

12 She's not even 3% Cherokee.

According to the Cherokees, she is 0%.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2017 06:51 AM (IBcGJ)

13
53 degrees this am.
Might get up into the mid 60s, maybe even 70!

Summer is right around the corner.
Yep, any day now.

Posted by: Ablen Geisel at July 14, 2017 06:52 AM (m9X4Y)

14 Psych profs call on Congress to 'end the Trump presidency'

I thought that long-range diagnosis like this was considered unethical. Silly me, ethics are for losers. Just ask any Prog.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2017 06:52 AM (4FTuS)

15 I see over on Fox that the 9th Circuit has intervened in the Trump Travel Order again.

I said it before. I'll say it again. You don't appeal to the Judiciary for redress of an over-reach of the Judiciary.

Trump - ignore the 9th Circuit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 14, 2017 06:52 AM (fiGNd)

16 Could Linda Sarsour go to jail for wire fraud?

Posted by: fluffy at July 14, 2017 06:52 AM (jw2Xw)

17 Posted by: fluffy at July 14, 2017 06:50 AM (jw2Xw)

The link to your site is incomplete....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2017 06:52 AM (wYseH)

18 Why the hell am I awake already?

I ask myself that every damned morning.

Although I usually drop the word "already."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2017 06:53 AM (X6fMO)

19 I wanna jump to the head of the line with this link.

Swiped it from Insty, and then I took the time to cruise through the comments (Which are now closed for some reason).


http://www.rolereboot.org/?p=13778

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 14, 2017 06:53 AM (J+eG2)

20 Ethics and progressives are incompatible.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2017 06:53 AM (jAZR9)

21 G'mornin' Horde !

55 degrees, humid, overcast, light wind from NW.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 14, 2017 06:53 AM (Mcvvl)

22 In reply to an ONT comment:
What we are dealing with, through "The Long March Through the Institutions" isn't Classical Liberalism. It is brainwashing to the exclusion of "The Other".

I've been thinking about this topic recently. It's on my mind a lot.

What if it's not brainwashing, per se? What if this latest generation is simply unable to see reality on any sort of continuum of good or bad, the shades of gray in between? Their brains, for whatever reason, are not wired like ours. They understand the dictionary definition of logic, but can not process information logically. But like little sponges they absorb whatever is presented to them as fact and simply can not process any opposing point of view.

A couple of decades ago in the newly created Silicon Valley, it experienced what was branded as 'an epidemic of autism' in their young. Certain people wanted to blame it on inoculations and that was dis-proven. What if this epidemic has now spread throughout the entire country and we now have this generation of 'spectrum' young adults with varying degrees of Autism and Asperger Syndrome taking over our colleges? I

It seems to fit; the need for 'safe spaces', the disinterest and outright revulsion to opposing points of view, the 'pajama boy/woke' individual totally lacking in testosterone embracing feminism as if he was actually female.

I have to think about it some more.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 14, 2017 06:53 AM (EgwCt)

23 >>> Psych profs call on Congress to 'end the Trump presidency'

They're all wee-weed up.

Posted by: fluffy at July 14, 2017 06:54 AM (jw2Xw)

24 Mornin' all
Happy Friday!

Posted by: wing at July 14, 2017 06:54 AM (Ohl7S)

25 "She's not even 3% Cherokee.

According to the Cherokees, she is 0%."

I think Milo even has more Indian in him than she has.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 14, 2017 06:54 AM (J+eG2)

26 Flathead Friedman is one stupid pile of shit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 14, 2017 06:55 AM (y7DUB)

27 These puke Republicans aren't threatening to subpeona Susan Rice, Lynch or any of the other Obama chuckleheads who desperately need a grilling under the hot lights but oh no that useless fucktard Grassley has to threaten Don Jr with a subpeona.

This bullshit continues because the GOP is letting it continue.

Fucking useless cunts.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 14, 2017 06:55 AM (2JcMg)

28 I thought that long-range diagnosis like this was considered unethical. Silly me, ethics are for losers. Just ask any Prog.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Prediction: the Democrats will demand that i) a special psychologist be appointed to examine the President, ii) the President must abide by the diagnosis, iii) they get to choose the psychologist.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 14, 2017 06:56 AM (/qEW2)

29 Psych profs call on Congress to 'end the Trump presidency'

Yes, Congress, give the people an excuse!- Pitch-fork Sharpeners of America

Posted by: Case at July 14, 2017 06:57 AM (EnbfO)

30 The Left has twice the standards we do.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2017 06:57 AM (LTHVh)

31 Fluffy.....what are you....special? Better than Breitbart? He read the comments!

[Check #17]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2017 06:58 AM (wYseH)

32 Psych profs call on Congress to 'end the Trump presidency'



Did you read it? That's some of the worst projection I've ever read. Mass delusion. To the point of unhealthiness.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 06:59 AM (YxyYj)

33 Thanks CBD.

I blame CNN.

Posted by: fluffy at July 14, 2017 07:00 AM (jw2Xw)

34 And another link which we were looking at last night.

HuffPo advanced team begins to fan out across flyover county in preparation for discovering the remainder of America.


Hilarity ensues.

(See if you can spot our very own Oregon Muse making a contribution)

Thank you Bluebell for spotting that.


http://twitchy.com/?p=598767

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 14, 2017 07:00 AM (J+eG2)

35
I wonder what the youtube video is





Posted by: Ablen Geisel at July 14, 2017 07:01 AM (m9X4Y)

36 G'mornin' Horde !

55 degrees, humid, overcast, light wind from NW.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez




Good morning! Where our overnight low is higher that dome places highest at the hottest part of their day! Currently 81 degrees.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 07:02 AM (YxyYj)

37 "She's not even 3% Cherokee.

According to the Cherokees, she is 0%."

I think Milo even has had more Indian in him than she has.




Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 07:03 AM (YxyYj)

38 That idiot Hawaii judge needs to be removed from the bench. "It's just common sense" that grandparents and cousins and in-laws are "close family members"? Bullshit. This d*ck is just trying to get his name in the papers and become some sort of "anti Trump" hero to the demented left. Meanwhile, his stupid antics are wasting enormous amounts of time and taxpayer money.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2017 07:04 AM (IBcGJ)

39 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 14, 2017 07:00 AM (J+eG2)

I don't think they're heading this way...shame...I know a few "nightclubs" I'd recommend.

Posted by: BignJames at July 14, 2017 07:04 AM (x9c8r)

40 19 I wanna jump to the head of the line with this link.

Swiped it from Insty, and then I took the time to cruise through the comments (Which are now closed for some reason).


http://www.rolereboot.org/?p=13778

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 14, 2017 06:53 AM (J+eG2)

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Sorry I'm late. I was in the middle of some important, uh, "research." What's old sugartits worried about this time?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 14, 2017 07:04 AM (JTMqu)

41 I wanna jump to the head of the line with this link.
Swiped it from Insty, and then I took the time to cruise through the comments (Which are now closed for some reason).
http://www.rolereboot.org/?p=13778
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 14, 2017 06:53 AM (J+eG2)


The author of Fight Club nailed a lot of societies problem with the line, 'A generation of men raised by women.' She admits to being a single mom. She admits to wanting little or nothing to do with men. Misandry is her issue.

It appears her boys are rejecting her and her point of view. Maybe there's hope for them.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 14, 2017 07:05 AM (EgwCt)

42 What if this epidemic has now spread throughout the entire country and we now have this generation of 'spectrum' young adults with varying degrees of Autism and Asperger Syndrome taking over our colleges? I

It seems to fit; the need for 'safe spaces', the disinterest and outright revulsion to opposing points of view, the 'pajama boy/woke' individual totally lacking in testosterone embracing feminism as if he was actually female.



It's not autism. It's helicoptering parents mollycoddling to the extreme. No scores kept, everyone gets a trophy, everyone's a speshul snowflake.

IOW, a pussy.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 07:07 AM (YxyYj)

43 @38

This was always going to be the end result when the SCOTUS carved out an exemption.

The left never sleeps, they never give up, they never stop.

There is a lesson to be learned.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 14, 2017 07:08 AM (2JcMg)

44 Psych profs call on Congress to 'end the Trump presidency'


Its pretty bad when the Psych profs need a straight jacket.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 07:09 AM (bguC2)

45 I just heard that ATM story on the radio. It was funny, but I'm glad someone finally took him seriously.

I love that Ayyadurai guy in Mass. I hope he wins.

And VIA, that article you linked - my favorite part is how the mom has the sadz because she's pushed her older boy into finding solace in conservative sites.

She is a loon. I feel bad for her boys.

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 07:10 AM (sBOL1)

46 Just when you thought the Donks Russia insanity couldn't get any worse, apparently they want to bomb Russia.

https://tinyurl.com/ycrverfy

Madness!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 14, 2017 07:10 AM (2JcMg)

47 "The left never sleeps, they never give up, they never stop.

There is a lesson to be learned."

Right: Live and let live

Left: Somewhere out there, someone is having fun. And it needs to stop.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 14, 2017 07:10 AM (J+eG2)

48 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 14, 2017 06:53 AM (J+eG2)



I notice that one of her sons, after being publicly humiliated by his own mother in print for being male, has discovered the hated conservatives and has turned to the Dark Side. Ha!

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 14, 2017 07:10 AM (bZ7mE)

49 Today's birthday girl is Olive Borden.

http://tinyurl.com/ybpmmt7b

A Southern belle from Richmond, Borden - who was a distant cousin of Lizzie of Fall River - lost her father at an early age and was raised by her mother, whom she persuaded to move to Hollywood in order to break into the movies.

http://tinyurl.com/y9ghz3lb

Many, many men and women "went Hollywood" in those days, and very, very few made it. Borden was one who did, beginning as one of the Mack Sennett Bathing Beauties, and then signing up with Fox Studios in 1925.

Her nickname was "the joy girl," for the overall happiness she radiated on film and she was one of Fox's most popular stars in the 1920s, earning up to $1,500 per week. But, like so many other silent stars, she struggled with the transition to sound (for some reason, her Southern drawl didn't translate well over the primitive equipment of the day).

http://tinyurl.com/yabxtcp8

She also had a reputation - no doubt fed by the high salary she made - of being hard to work with, and by the 1930s her career had stalled, along with her wallet. Always a high spender, she was broke by the late 30s and had to take jobs as a nurse's aide and a postal clerk.

http://tinyurl.com/y7gg6cnf

She joined the WACS during WWII and got a citation for bravery in "turning over an enemy ammunition truck." A foot injury led to her being honorably discharged and she tried to return to films, but with no luck.

http://tinyurl.com/ya9cvh3d

Her last years were plagued with alcohol and health problems and she ended up living and working at a skid-row mission in LA, scrubbing floors.

She died of pneumonia in 1947. Sadly, the only thing she owned was a signed photo of herself.

http://tinyurl.com/y9bp5dyv

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2017 07:11 AM (X6fMO)

50 At least the Chinese are soaking up their labor surplus constructively, building houses. Traditionally, we'd be watching some horrific land war with India at this point. God Bless nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Jean at July 14, 2017 07:12 AM (9TU00)

51 So, who here would vote for Kid Rock?

Posted by: freaked at July 14, 2017 07:12 AM (BO/km)

52 " So, who here would vote for Kid Rock?"

*Raises paw*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 14, 2017 07:12 AM (J+eG2)

53 Psych profs call on Congress to 'end the Trump presidency'
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Far be it for me to besmirch an entire profession, but many of the people I know that have gone into the psychology field, have psych issues themselves.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 14, 2017 07:13 AM (v3DL/)

54 The author of Fight Club nailed a lot of societies problem with the line, 'A generation of men raised by women.' She admits to being a single mom. She admits to wanting little or nothing to do with men. Misandry is her issue.

It appears her boys are rejecting her and her point of view. Maybe there's hope for them.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 14, 2017 07:05 AM (EgwCt)


These man hating whores seem to be getting bored out by plenty of lowlifes. Maybe making really bad decisions in life is their underlying problem.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 14, 2017 07:13 AM (y7DUB)

55 Tam (at View From The Porch) did it to me, so I'm passing it on:

" You'll never read the sign the same again.
Shootin' Buddy did it to me, and now I'm doing it to you:

I really like that Catholic chicken fast food joint, Pope Yes.
- Tamara K. (@TamSlick) July 13, 2017"



Ouch, rickb, I don't even like that for the midafternoon high. I start sweating in the low 70's.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 14, 2017 07:14 AM (Mcvvl)

56 @51. So, who here would vote for Kid Rock?

I would. My understanding is he backs Trump and Trump needs all the help he can get. Seems like the guy has more sense than most of the assholes in D.C.

Posted by: Case at July 14, 2017 07:16 AM (EnbfO)

57
Hey I remember that airline licker and boob groper story from here!

Posted by: Soothie at July 14, 2017 07:16 AM (pMvUN)

58 So, who here would vote for Kid Rock?
Posted by: freaked at July 14, 2017 07:12 AM (BO/km)


Against Marcia Fudge? I'd crawl over broken glass and used cat litter to do so.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 14, 2017 07:16 AM (y7DUB)

59 34 And another link which we were looking at last night.

HuffPo advanced team begins to fan out across flyover county in preparation for discovering the remainder of America.

Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 14, 2017 07:00 AM (J+eG2)

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There's a Politico article on locusts moving to a small town and being distraught after the election. I can read it over and over and over again. Especially the comments. Even the damn title of the thing is hilarious:

"What Do You Do if a Red State Moves to You?"

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/01
/blue-red-state-democrats-trump-country-214647

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 14, 2017 07:16 AM (psH+N)

60 I'd probably vote for a pop rock over Stabbynow

Posted by: freaked at July 14, 2017 07:17 AM (BO/km)

61 CBD, did you notice the name of that Youtube channel?

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 07:17 AM (sBOL1)

62 Psych profs call on Congress to 'end the Trump presidency'
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Notice it's not practicing psychologists/psychiatrists - it's academic assholes who know everything the texts say but have never laid a hand on a patient in their entire miserable careers.

Damn right it's unethical. They need to be exposed and harangued for the charlatans that they are.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 14, 2017 07:17 AM (vg8iE)

63 "I would. My understanding is he backs Trump and Trump needs all the help he can get. Seems like the guy has more sense than most of the assholes in D.C."

Our evening news last night made sure to mention that he is a registered Republican.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 14, 2017 07:18 AM (J+eG2)

64 44 Psych profs call on Congress to 'end the Trump presidency'


Its pretty bad when the Psych profs need a straight jacket.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2017 07:09 AM (bguC2)

A lot of blame for our current woes fall squarely on their shoulders. For decades, psychologists and psychiatrists have been pushing to normalize sickness and depravity.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 14, 2017 07:18 AM (oQQwD)

65 And I hope the real Indian hands Commie Dearest her ass in the election.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 14, 2017 07:18 AM (vg8iE)

66 It's not autism. It's helicoptering parents mollycoddling to the extreme. No scores kept, everyone gets a trophy, everyone's a speshul snowflake.

IOW, a pussy.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 07:07 AM (YxyYj)


I just spent some time with one of these snowflakes. Definite savant syndrome. 4.0 college GPA. Loves to play answer games which he/she has previously played and memorized every card. Questionable autism/asperger syndrome. Little eye contact -- will even turn back on person talking to him/her. Logic completely f_cked up. Had what could only be described as a panic attack when it appeared he/she was about to lose a game that he/she always won. Pure leftist indoctrination. Can not/will not accept opposing point of view. Trump Derangement Syndrome. Elitist to the core.

In other words, someone I hate spending any time with.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 14, 2017 07:18 AM (EgwCt)

67
CNN Fake News disingenuously contrmplated this morning if Macron purposely invited President Trump to Paris on Bastille Day to REMIND our president of our long, close realationship with France for the last century.

They really said that.

Posted by: Soothie at July 14, 2017 07:19 AM (pMvUN)

68 What I see happening is the left will look at Kid Rock and go"hey if he can do it...." and then put up someone like Clooney. Then freak out when it goes nowhere.

Posted by: freaked at July 14, 2017 07:22 AM (BO/km)

69 Steven Pinker is the poster boy for "men who look like old lesbians", but he is spot on here.

The odd thing is, he's an atheist psychologist. These Harvard thought police that he is refuting have a dehumanizing view of people. People are just robots that can be manipulated at will and shuffled around, in order to please the manipulators. But IIRC Pinker has a mechanistic view of the human brain, so it's hard to see why he'd object.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 14, 2017 07:22 AM (/qEW2)

70 HA! This cracked me up. I'm guessing old Bill probably couldn't give 2 shits what people think.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8dmprgg

Posted by: Molly k. at July 14, 2017 07:22 AM (6jeBZ)

71
I' don't know Kid Rock from Pet Rock, but I do know Stabenow and she needs to be retired.

Posted by: Ablen Geisel at July 14, 2017 07:23 AM (m9X4Y)

72 Just when you thought the Donks Russia insanity couldn't get any worse, apparently they want to bomb Russia.
=======

Now see, if we had an opposition party, the members of this hypothetical opposition party would call these assholes out as warmongers at every opportunity.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 14, 2017 07:23 AM (vg8iE)

73 (See if you can spot our very own Oregon Muse making a contribution)

Thank you Bluebell for spotting that.

http://twitchy.com/?p=598767

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Funny, but IMHO the threadwinner there is the picture of the outhouse. "Hey look! A gender neutral restroom!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 14, 2017 07:23 AM (/qEW2)

74 In the comment section of the article VIA links, my favorite comment is "You have blue hair. No one cares what you think."

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 07:24 AM (sBOL1)

75 Funny, but IMHO the threadwinner there is the picture of the outhouse. "Hey look! A gender neutral restroom!"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 14, 2017 07:23 AM (/qEW2)
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What do you mean, "outhouse?" That's Muldoon's "libary."

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 07:25 AM (sBOL1)

76 52: if i lived in michigan, i would, for sure. maybe even would volunteer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 07:25 AM (KP5rU)

77 Psych profs call on Congress to 'end the Trump presidency'
=====

Notice it's not practicing psychologists/psychiatrists - it's academic assholes who know everything the texts say but have never laid a hand on a patient in their entire miserable careers.




There's more projection in that story than at a drive in movie theater.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 07:25 AM (YxyYj)

78
Psych profs call on Congress to 'end the Trump presidency'

32 genders: Normal, must be catered to.

Constitutionally-elected president: Dangerous, must be removed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2017 07:27 AM (RO6/m)

79 To anyone that's interested you can go to the 5:29 mark of the video at the following link

https://tinyurl.com/ybjcfa9j

And see where I lifted an Ace of Spades symbol at Trump's South Carolina primary victory rally last year. Look to the right.

Posted by: MAGA at July 14, 2017 07:28 AM (Tyk2V)

80 @77. Psych profs. See, that tells it all right there.
So yeah, pitchforks.

Posted by: Case at July 14, 2017 07:28 AM (EnbfO)

81 It seems to be unanimous then. Senator Rock could happen.

Posted by: freaked at July 14, 2017 07:28 AM (BO/km)

82 kid rock has done more for our troops than any of those penis sippers in d.c. ever did. he does love this country and our troops. the stage act is just that. the dude alright by me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 07:29 AM (KP5rU)

83 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 14, 2017 07:31 AM (ZQfW9)

84 "men who look like old lesbians"

Yes.

Posted by: Al Franken at July 14, 2017 07:32 AM (Tyii7)

85 Those psych profs can never define Trump's mental deficiencies. They keep saying it over & over, but can't define just what it is.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 07:32 AM (YxyYj)

86 Hilarity ensues is right ! Tnx for the twitchy link.


And that Red State Moves to You article is great, I'm gonna re-read it, it just keeps on giving !
They, too, think that if they just Talk Louder and Slower that they can get us stupid natives to understand !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 14, 2017 07:32 AM (Mcvvl)

87 It seems to be unanimous then. Senator Rock could happen.

Posted by: freaked at July 14, 2017 07:28 AM (BO/km)


My only concern is that apparently Kid Rock never made a sex tape with Pam Anderson. That speaks to his judgment.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 14, 2017 07:33 AM (EgwCt)

88 Just when you thought the Donks Russia insanity couldn't get any worse, apparently they want to bomb Russia

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No joke, it appears to be because the Russians banned gay adoptions to the US in 2010.

Now Russia is suddenly the enemy. Full-on nuclear war enemy, and all because of The Gay.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 14, 2017 07:33 AM (psH+N)

89 What I see happening is the left will look at Kid Rock and go"hey if he can do it...." and then put up someone like Clooney. Then freak out when it goes nowhere.
Posted by: freaked at July 14, 2017 07:22 AM (BO/km)


I don't know what donk Top Man thought it would be a smart idea to get behind that homely annoying dimwit, Sandra Fluke, until she got her cellulite ridden ass roundly kicked in an obscure low-profile primary in Californicate. The same would happen with Pretty Boy Clooney except he'd attract more desperate skeezers willing to ignore what an overpowering dumbass that transplanted hilljack is.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 14, 2017 07:34 AM (y7DUB)

90 74 In the comment section of the article VIA links, my favorite comment is "You have blue hair. No one cares what you think."

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 07:24 AM

Yes, her defenders were goofs spouting everything-male-is-problematic phrases. I thought the best comment, though, was by the woman who raised her boys into two good husbands.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 14, 2017 07:34 AM (G8B7r)

91 And see where I lifted an Ace of Spades symbol at Trump's South Carolina primary victory rally last year. Look to the right.
Posted by: MAGA at July 14, 2017 07:28 AM (Tyk2V)
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Ha! I saw it. That's great!

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 07:36 AM (sBOL1)

92 i hope the donks trot out that vapid, empty headed, clooney for pezzy.he could run with john stewart. clown nose sales through the roof. comedy gold.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 07:38 AM (KP5rU)

93 MAGA that's awesome

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 14, 2017 07:39 AM (hMwEB)

94 Kid Rock is popular in my neck of the woods. Young people like him, he came out with a song they like. I like him, he seems to be as fed up with D.C. as the rest of us.

Posted by: Case at July 14, 2017 07:40 AM (EnbfO)

95 Posted by: MAGA at July 14, 2017 07:28 AM (Tyk2V)

Are you in/near Spartanburg?

Posted by: BignJames at July 14, 2017 07:40 AM (x9c8r)

96 I am nor fan of Netanyahu, but Friedman is a self hating Jew and full of shit and a tool of the Saudis

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 07:41 AM (5y11N)

97 that squaw at the top of the page is heap big skeazy. in a real world, she would be working a glory hole at a truckstop somewhere in jersey. massachusetts really knows their shit. first, the kennedys, now this fake native american. i saw more real indians on f troop. hell larry storch is probably more authentic than this cigar store shitbag.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 07:44 AM (KP5rU)

98 chavez, I have to admit - I never can figure out where you stand on things.

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 07:45 AM (sBOL1)

99 What do you mean, "outhouse?" That's Muldoon's "libary."

Posted by: bluebell


I actually remember that... may this Sunday OM can show us Gorillapundit's library.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 14, 2017 07:46 AM (/qEW2)

100 @97. Ha, and least the fake Indians on f troop were funny.

Posted by: Case at July 14, 2017 07:48 AM (EnbfO)

101 Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 07:44 AM (KP5rU)

You made me look....Larry Storch is still alive!...he's 94!

Posted by: BignJames at July 14, 2017 07:49 AM (x9c8r)

102 Kid Rock? I'd vote Pet Rock over most of the choices we get from the GOP.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 07:49 AM (oVJmc)

103 98; that's because you never "let me be clear."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 07:49 AM (KP5rU)

104 Larry Storch, still alive at 94.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 07:51 AM (oVJmc)

105 "....working a glory hole at some truck stop somewhere in New Jersey." LMAO, between that and Banana Splits Guy rubbing bacon grease on his junk to get hungry women in the ONT. This place delivers!

Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 07:51 AM (HwWo9)

106 I long night and great morning with a smoking hot Kid Rock fan who is a nursing student out of Augusta Ga. i never knew white trash were so damn hot and tan and fit. I feel like I've been missing out by not hitting up his concerts.

She even had a white trash common name.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 14, 2017 07:52 AM (2qHjF)

107
I don't know what donk Top Man thought it would be a smart idea to get behind that homely annoying dimwit, Sandra Fluke, until she got her cellulite ridden ass roundly kicked in an obscure low-profile primary in Californicate. The same would happen with Pretty Boy Clooney except he'd attract more desperate skeezers willing to ignore what an overpowering dumbass that transplanted hilljack is.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 14, 2017 07:34 AM (y7DUB)









Or the utter foolishness of running Abortion Barbie for Texas Governor and expecting that she would win.

As for Clooney, I guess he forgot about how he used to go around in public saying that he'd NEVER run for political office, because he's lazy, unserious, banged too many chicks and took too many drugs to be taken seriously as a candidate. Hell, it was less than 10 years ago that he was saying that. Repeatedly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 14, 2017 07:53 AM (iFZVz)

108
"Those psych profs can never define Trump's mental deficiencies. They
keep saying it over over, but can't define just what it is.



Posted by: rickb223:

I think the technical term is NAD (Not A Democrat).

Posted by: Ripley at July 14, 2017 07:54 AM (MxEKc)

109 Another terror attack in Israel; 3 jihadi cocksuckers storm Temple Mount (and according to 1 source) kill 2 cops and wound 2 others before being 'neutralized'.
**********

Remember the poor dear Iranian cancer researcher and his family, stopped from entering the US at the airport and forced to return to Iran a few days ago? Oh the outrage. Except --

An Iranian citizen identified as a senior member of the country's Basij military force was caught trying to enter the United States posing as a cancer researcher, according to multiple sources familiar with the situation who told the Washington Free Beacon that the Trump administration should begin investigating how the individual was granted a U.S. visa in the first place...

"Here are the facts: Mr. Dehnavi is a high-ranking member of IRGC's Basij, has been involved in the IRGC's military research programs, has played a key role in oppressing dissidents, and Iran's Supreme Leader has given him his own keffiyeh as a gift," Saeed Ghasseminejad, a prominent Iranian dissident and regional expert at the Foundation for Defense of Democracies told the Free Beacon.


http://tinyurl.com/y984nkxv

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 14, 2017 07:54 AM (6jaju)

110 Far be it for me to besmirch an entire profession, but many of the people I know that have gone into the psychology field, because they have psych issues themselves.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 14, 2017 07:13 AM (v3DL/)

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FIFY

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2017 07:54 AM (EZebt)

111 She even had a white trash common name.


From the movie Ted:

Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 14, 2017 07:55 AM (tVWQB)

112 111 She even had a white trash common name.


From the movie Ted:

Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 14, 2017 07:55 AM (tVWQB)

Yes.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 14, 2017 07:57 AM (2qHjF)

113 Another terror attack in Israel; 3 jihadi cocksuckers storm Temple Mount (and according to 1 source) kill 2 cops and wound 2 others before being 'neutralized'.

Fuckin Animals...And the Left and The Muslim World will blame Israel and name squares after the scum who purpertrated this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 07:57 AM (5y11N)

114
111 She even had a white trash common name.


From the movie Ted:

Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 14, 2017 07:55 AM (tVWQB)







That's a list of porn stars, right?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 14, 2017 07:59 AM (iFZVz)

115 110 Far be it for me to besmirch an entire profession, but many of the people I know that have gone into the psychology field, because they have psych issues themselves.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 14, 2017 07:13 AM (v3DL/)

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FIFY
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2017 07:54 AM (EZebt)

Grew up wth a smart guy who studied psych in part to figure himself out. He went bananas and became barely functional. It was sad as fuck.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 14, 2017 08:00 AM (2qHjF)

116 113: so, it's friday already? isn't that the jihad holy day? fucking vermin. the time will come.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 08:00 AM (KP5rU)

117 FATAH CALLS ON MUSLIM WORSHIPPERS TO GO TO TEMPLE MOUNT


Set out for the al-Aqsa Mosque, Fatah said on its official Facebook page, break the Israeli siege that aims to change the historical sites of the holy city and judaize them.


And And And
Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas condemned Fridays shooting attack on the Temple Mount, the official PA media agency Wafa reported.


Typical Muslim double speak and treachery..

Condemn Attack but Abbas's Fatah Party calls on Mulisms to riot


Typical


Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 08:01 AM (5y11N)

118 Apropos of nothing, because I came across this picture whilst searching for something else - Marion Davies, erstwhile Ziegfeld Girl and mistress to William Randolph Hearst:

http://tinyurl.com/y7s5zgqr

Those eyes, that mouth and those gloves. And a riding crop. What's not to love?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2017 08:01 AM (X6fMO)

119 Two Druze policemen killed in Temple Mount terror attack
Three Arab terrorists shoot at policemen near Old City's Lions Gate, killing two policemen and injuring a third.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 08:02 AM (5y11N)

120 89 I don't know what donk Top Man thought it would be a smart idea to get behind that homely annoying dimwit, Sandra Fluke, until she got her cellulite ridden ass roundly kicked in an obscure low-profile primary in Californicate. The same would happen with Pretty Boy Clooney except he'd attract more desperate skeezers willing to ignore what an overpowering dumbass that transplanted hilljack is.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 14, 2017 07:34 AM (y7DUB)


The same people who thought it would be a good idea to run Fake Asian Fake Woman "Brianna Wu" in Massachusetts in upcoming state elections.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 14, 2017 08:02 AM (WDCYi)

121 I am nor fan of Netanyahu, but Friedman is a self hating Jew and full of shit and a tool of the Saudis
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 07:41 AM (5y11N)


Could I have an executive summary on the Netanyahu non support reasons? Thanks.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 14, 2017 08:03 AM (y7DUB)

122 114; pornstars for the most part have more honor than most politicians. i give you juan "keating five" mclame. hell, that list is infinite.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 08:03 AM (KP5rU)

123 I knew a Melody back when I was in grad school (she was an undergrad at another nearby university). Cute as a button and very smart, and not the least "white trash."

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 14, 2017 08:04 AM (bZ7mE)

124 "114; pornstars for the most part have more honor than most politicians."

It's honest labor.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 14, 2017 08:05 AM (J+eG2)

125 >>>So, who here would vote for Kid Rock?<<<

I'd vote for Lady Gaga before I voted for some useless piece of shit like John McCain.

Posted by: Fritz at July 14, 2017 08:05 AM (2Mnv1)

126 Could I have an executive summary on the Netanyahu non support reasons? Thanks.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 14, 2017 08:03 AM (y7DUB)

Honestly I am to tired to give you a laundry list that long this AM....But over the years I have been consistent in my criticism of Netanyahu and stated exactly why. I also stated that given the alternative I probably would have voted for him had I been in Israel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 08:06 AM (5y11N)

127 This place delivers!
Posted by: JROD at July 14, 2017 07:51 AM (HwWo9)

Yes, it delivers. What it delivers is the question.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 08:06 AM (iVOAv)

128 'A generation of men raised by women.'

One cannot discount a generation raised by television; where every mom is a strong capable woman, and every dad a big stupid oaf. Where masculinity = bullying, and friendships > family.

Posted by: V the K at July 14, 2017 08:06 AM (O7MnT)

129 isn't the term "white trash" cultural misappropriation? i can't keep up with all the bullshit, made up terms anymore.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 08:07 AM (KP5rU)

130 Far be it for me to besmirch an entire profession, but many of the people I know that have gone into the psychology field, because they have psych issues themselves.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 14, 2017 07:13 AM (v3DL/)
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FIFY
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2017 07:54 AM (EZebt)


You fixed it correctly. I even had a very old (70 plus years) abnormal psychology professor, a Harvard graduate - so back when it meant something -- say that to his entire class as he looked around the room.

I only studied psychology as a way to figure out why the rest of the population (present company excluded) was so f_cked up in the head. I still haven't figured it out. Don't think I ever will.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 14, 2017 08:08 AM (EgwCt)

131 I wanna jump to the head of the line with this link.

Swiped it from Insty, and then I took the time to cruise through the comments (Which are now closed for some reason).

http://www.rolereboot.org/?p=13778

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


That is very disturbing. The most important thing in her life is her ideology. It has displaced the value she has for actual members of her family.

I wonder where she stands on Islam? She probably doesn't even think about it. Liberalism has driven a wedge between people and those closest to them. Liberals obsess over how horrible the members of their own family and communities are, and want to invite in barbarians who really do have all the qualities that they fear.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 14, 2017 08:08 AM (/qEW2)

132 Are President Trump and Melania on their way home yet? Considering the Bastille Day attack of last year I would like them back home safely as soon as possible.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 08:08 AM (iVOAv)

133 George W. Bush and Bill Clinton sounded more like a Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin at the Presidential Leadership Scholars conference in Dallas.


The two former Presidents poked fun at each in the light-hearted appearance Thursday at the George W. Bush Presidential Center.

Makes me want to Puke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 08:09 AM (5y11N)

134 Those Hawaiian airports and sea ports look dangerous to us. We may have to shut them down until they can become compliant. Those pineapples look suspicious as well.

Posted by: PDT at July 14, 2017 08:10 AM (mcI77)

135 Are President Trump and Melania on their way home yet? Considering the Bastille Day attack of last year I would like them back home safely as soon as possible.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 08:08 AM (iVOAv)

I believe so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 08:10 AM (5y11N)

136 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 08:08 AM (iVOAv)

Yes, on the way home.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2017 08:10 AM (EZebt)

137 Netanyahu is a successful politician, and over the years he has done many, if not most, of the kinds of things that all successful politicians do to stay on top of the giant stinking pile of manure that is any multi-party democratic system of government. (yeah, yeah, worst form of government except for all the others)

So he compromises, he deals, he's left behind friends who say he betrayed them, he's had some hinky financial deals.

But it goes with the territory. Sad fact, there will never be a leader who holds on to power in any country that won't be accused of being guilty of all of these things, and more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2017 08:11 AM (V2Yro)

138 Honesty Has No Home Here - a limerick

Hillz crossed the tarmac--"Serpiginous"
John Edwards made his fortune--"Litigious"
Barack may be foreign
But the best? Lizzie Warren
Faked a claim to a heritage--"Indigenous"!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 14, 2017 08:11 AM (wPiJc)

139 W and Clenis in Dallas yesterday? I made a fucking killing.

Posted by: Bag of Dicks salesman at July 14, 2017 08:12 AM (BC5E+)

140 A U.S. soldier accused of wanting to commit a mass shooting after pledging loyalty to the Islamic State group believed the moon landing was faked, questioned the assassination of President John F. Kennedy and thought the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks were an inside job coordinated by the U.S. government, according to a former Army bunkmate.

HOWEVER instead of having GMT on what to look for in a Traitor and Physopath, the DOD only wants to waste our time on Transexual Training...and I wish i were kidding

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 08:12 AM (5y11N)

141 I like today's musical choice! We had a lot of fun with that group and others on The Sing Off.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 14, 2017 08:13 AM (wwL6Q)

142 The two former Presidents poked fun at each in the light-hearted appearance Thursday at the George W. Bush Presidential Center.

Makes me want to Puke
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 08:09 AM (5y11N)

===

Neatly demonstrating everything that has gone wrong in this country over the past 20 years. Smarmy, self-satisfied, utterly derelict eltism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2017 08:13 AM (EZebt)

143 131 I wonder where she stands on Islam? She probably doesn't even think about it. Liberalism has driven a wedge between people and those closest to them. Liberals obsess over how horrible the members of their own family and communities are, and want to invite in barbarians who really do have all the qualities that they fear.


Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 14, 2017 08:08 AM (/qEW2)


And their reasoning seems to be little more than "I hate you so much, I want to import these barbarians so that the can kill you for me!"

And when you ask them "What about when they come after you next?", they just act like they didn't hear you, or call you a racist.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 14, 2017 08:14 AM (WDCYi)

144 The two former Presidents poked fun at each in the light-hearted appearance Thursday at the George W. Bush Presidential Center.

Local commie news is swooning over both of them.
Yes, puke worthy.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 14, 2017 08:15 AM (mcI77)

145 Mornin' all. It's Friday (yay!), But I have to work Saturday and Sunday (not yay!).

Posted by: Mainah at July 14, 2017 08:18 AM (B+qrE)

146 51 So, who here would vote for Kid Rock?

Posted by: freaked at July 14, 2017 07:12 AM (BO/km)

As opposed to voting for Dummy Stabenow? Kid Rock x1,000.

Posted by: F.N.G. at July 14, 2017 08:19 AM (xvblb)

147 133; presidential leadership scholars conference. what the fuck were those two buffoons doing there? cheech and chong working the casinos again? i got to get out more, i guess.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 08:19 AM (KP5rU)

148
"The professors who wrote this letter, along with nearly two-dozen others, are currently working on a book..."

******

How Many Psychiatrists Does It Take To Screw Up a Light Bulb? - a limerick


Psychiatrists from up in the city
Are worthy of Deplorables' pity
"Impeachment!" they scream
In their feverish dreams
But they have to write their books by committee

Posted by: Muldoon at July 14, 2017 08:20 AM (wPiJc)

149 The Bushes are much more friendly with the Clintoons than those parvenu Palins.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 14, 2017 08:21 AM (y7DUB)

150 Many thanks, CBD.

Posted by: m at July 14, 2017 08:21 AM (VgThI)

151 "A Free Kurdistan Would Be a Potent Force for Stability and Peace"

I thought that read "A Free Kardashian Would Be a Potent Force for Stability and Peace." Nothing could be further from the truth.

Posted by: josephistan at July 14, 2017 08:21 AM (7HtZB)

152 I see over at Insty that the next populist target is going to be universities and colleges. Good idea but I think it's more important to focus on K-12 because that's where the indoctrination starts.

Posted by: Tuna at July 14, 2017 08:22 AM (+Lg5n)

153 Bill clinton was #1 reason I stopped being a Democrat.

George Bush was #1 reason I never became a Republican.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2017 08:22 AM (EZebt)

154 149; the bushes and clintons go together like peas and carrots, jennie. peas and carrots.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 08:23 AM (KP5rU)

155
I love that Ayyadurai guy in Mass. I hope he wins.
bluebell at July 14, 2017 07:10 AM (sBOL1)

The true conservative in this race is Geoff Diehl
but you won't hear much about him. He doesn't
have half the charisma of Ayyadurai, who strikes
me as more than a little bit weird. He lived with Fran
Drescher for two years. They had a fake wedding
ceremony at their beach house.

Posted by: Monkfish at July 14, 2017 08:23 AM (7ciu+)

156 A Citigroup analysis finds each Amazon box gets a $1.46 subsidy. It's like a gift card from Uncle Sam.

Those USPS salaries and benefits aren't going to pay for themselves.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 14, 2017 08:24 AM (mcI77)

157 The Bushes are much more friendly with the Clintoons than those parvenu Palins.
Posted by: Captain Hate



That should tell you everything right there.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 08:24 AM (YxyYj)

158 She is a loon. I feel bad for her boys.

She is. How horrible to view your sons through the lens of third wave feminism instead of as the individuals they are. She needs medication.

Posted by: no good deed at July 14, 2017 08:24 AM (hsb2w)

159 I think the correct number for Warren is 0% Cherokee.

Posted by: zmdavid at July 14, 2017 08:24 AM (xqRaG)

160

"Free the Kardashians"
- Bumper Sticker Philosophy

Posted by: Toorop at July 14, 2017 08:25 AM (m9X4Y)

161 the bushes and clintons go together like peas and carrots, jennie. peas and carrots.


Like carrots & chili. Like carrots & chili.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 08:25 AM (YxyYj)

162 159; how dare you question her authenticity? i bid you, good day, sir.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 08:26 AM (KP5rU)

163 Ms. Warren, haven't the Cherokee suffered enough?

Posted by: Case at July 14, 2017 08:27 AM (EnbfO)

164 160

"Free the Kardashians"
- Bumper Sticker Philosophy
Posted by: Toorop at July 14, 2017 08:25 AM (m9X4Y)

I was at a comic-con once & saw a guy wearing a "Keeping up with the Cardassians" T-shirt

Posted by: josephistan at July 14, 2017 08:27 AM (7HtZB)

165 Many thanks, CBD.

Posted by: m at July 14, 2017 08:21 AM (VgThI)

My pleasure!

[what did I do?]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2017 08:27 AM (wYseH)

166 "161 the bushes and clintons go together like peas and carrots, jennie. peas and carrots.


Like carrots & chili. Like carrots & chili.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 08:25 AM (YxyYj)"

Guaranteed to produce copious amounts of gas.

Posted by: Tuna at July 14, 2017 08:28 AM (+Lg5n)

167 "She is. How horrible to view your sons through the lens of third wave feminism instead of as the individuals they are. She needs medication."

I thought it was more amusing than "disturbing". Looked at her article, thought of what a couple honest answers would look like:
"I do not want to prove my pain, or provide enough evidence to convince anyone that my trauma is merited"
Come on, to us you're just a whiny bitch who won't shut the fuck up.
"I'm through pretending these people, these men, are safe."
Guess what, we're not safe. You want a guarantee of safety, then bring back convents and stay in one for the rest of your life. And never come out. Or pick one of us to protect you from the rest, but you're gonna have to act in a way to keep him around. And that means not being whiny and scared all the time.
"I don't know what the balance is between supporting these men and educating them."
We don't want or need to be "educated". You can give us support, or you can make your way in the big scary world all on your own. Your choice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2017 08:29 AM (V2Yro)

168 the bushes and clintons go together like peas and carrots, jennie. peas and carrots.

======

All we are saying, is give peas a chance...

Posted by: Carrots at July 14, 2017 08:29 AM (wPiJc)

169 A free and independent Kekistan would allow our people to farm our memes and run our various internet scams in peace.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:30 AM (gMj3s)

170

Nope.

Ain't goin'.

Posted by: H. Doody Shirken at July 14, 2017 08:30 AM (m9X4Y)

171
Waiting to see the cardiologist (actually, a PA). Fun is where you find it, kiddos!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 14, 2017 08:31 AM (fseE9)

172 169. It would be a potent force for dankness in the world.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 08:31 AM (gMj3s)

173 /sock

Posted by: Muldoon at July 14, 2017 08:32 AM (wPiJc)

174 168; a lot to be said for whirrled peas. that's for shitsure.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 08:33 AM (KP5rU)

175 CBD, did you notice the name of that Youtube channel?

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 07:17 AM (sBOL1)

Yes, I did.

Lovely.

Remember that one month retrospective I mentioned?

Maybe two months....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2017 08:34 AM (wYseH)

176 re; that video up top, lady gaga is kinda slipping, eh?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 08:35 AM (KP5rU)

177 Former Obama Speechwriter Admits Democrats Were Wrong to Criticize Romney On Russia: We Were A Little Off There


LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 08:36 AM (5y11N)

178 Linda Sarsour - We will not be intimidated!

The Non Mainstream Media - Hey Linda, about that speech you gave the other day....

Linda Sarsour - Help! Help! I'm being intimidated!!

Posted by: Hamilton at July 14, 2017 08:36 AM (sCjDS)

179 Another Arkancide? GOP operative who sought Clinton's e-mails commits suicide in hotel room.
The bodies of people who go against the Clintons keep piling up:

http://tinyurl.com/ydd3emak

Let justice roll down like water and righteousness like an ever flowing stream.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 08:37 AM (iVOAv)

180 114
111 She even had a white trash common name.


From the movie Ted:

Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 14, 2017 07:55 AM

So... old-fashioned popular English names for girls are automatically trashy?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 14, 2017 08:38 AM (G8B7r)

181 0% Cherokee

Posted by: Avi at July 14, 2017 08:40 AM (EE17r)

182 Former Obama Speechwriter Admits Democrats Were Wrong to Criticize Romney On Russia: We Were A Little Off There


Everything as the moment requires.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 08:40 AM (oVJmc)

183 Why does CBD hate us? Whats next, bitch slap us with a Yoko picture? Oh the humanity.


Morning.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 14, 2017 08:41 AM (qdeLs)

184 Former Obama Speechwriter Admits Democrats Were Wrong to Criticize Romney On Russia: We Were A Little Off There

===

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2017 08:42 AM (EZebt)

185

Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?


Interesting, isn't it, how many trannies choose names like these?

'Zoey' Tur
'Chelsea' Manning
'Caitlyn' Jenner

Never a Betty, Zelda, or Wilma.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 08:42 AM (oVJmc)

186 Maybe two months....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2017 08:34 AM (wYseH)
-----------

You're always promising.

I thought maybe you had seen the light and were coming around after all.

Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2017 08:43 AM (sBOL1)

187 3.1% Cherokee?

I want to see a DNA test. My money's on 0.00%

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 14, 2017 08:43 AM (ul9CR)

188 "111 She even had a white trash common name. "

I remember getting ready to tell a nephew of mine not to get too attached to girls named after NASCAR tracks, and then he told me he was dating a girl named Talladega.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2017 08:43 AM (V2Yro)

189 Bernie Sanders: Calls On Supporters To Stand Up And Fight Back

He does know one of his supporters recently fought back by shooting a group of Republicans?

Weasel Zippers

Hey Bernie why don't you try to govern instead of protesting? I mean you were elected to do that right? Hey how's the wife?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 08:44 AM (5y11N)

190 179; bad gas regulator. who fuckin knew? clintons are as pure as the driven snow. great americans. you dumbass deplorables better get with the program. time is running out.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 08:44 AM (KP5rU)

191
The two former Presidents poked fun at each in the light-hearted appearance Thursday at the George W. Bush Presidential Center.


Shoulda dumped them both in a for-real Thunderdome and told them the usual rules apply...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 14, 2017 08:44 AM (fseE9)

192 >>>bad gas regulator

Ummm, when you're in your 80s and putting a bag over your head attached to a helium tank, it's not to sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 08:47 AM (fMidn)

193 Surely I'm not the only one who read the sidebar link to "polar scientists" as "polar bear scientists"? I mean... polar bears doing stuff with balloons - I want to see that.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 14, 2017 08:47 AM (eXSOZ)

194 191: what then, viagra a gogo? i hate swordfights.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 08:47 AM (KP5rU)

195 @180 - there's actually a study in how names transition from upper class to middle class to low class. Like, how Madison at one point was for upper middle class, mid-30s soccer moms and now it's used by tatted up "single" moms.

Posted by: sunny-dee at July 14, 2017 08:47 AM (QAOZh)

196 Trump, US troops in Bastille Day parade vs. whiny psych professors saying Trump needs to go.

Well there's a contrast, celebration of freedom vs. begging for tyranny.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2017 08:47 AM (NOIQH)

197 Ummm, when you're in your 80s and putting a bag over your head attached to a helium tank, it's not to sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks...

This could make state executions absolutely hilarious.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2017 08:48 AM (oVJmc)

198 The Judge who is fucking with the Immigration Ban:

Derrick Kahala Watson (born 1966) is a United States District Judge of the United States District Court for the District of Hawaii.
A native of Hawaii, he graduated from Harvard College and Harvard Law School before entering private practice in San Francisco. He served as a federal prosecutor for some years in California and then Hawaii, rising to become chief of the Civil Division of the U.S. Attorney's Office for the District of Hawaii. Appointed to the federal bench in 2012 and 2013 by President Barack Obama, he was unanimously confirmed by the United States Senate in 2013.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 08:48 AM (5y11N)

199 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2017 08:49 AM (hyuyC)

200 Hey, if Kid Rock wins he can play his own victory party. Won't have to find a band.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 14, 2017 08:49 AM (ul9CR)

201 195 @180 - there's actually a study in how names transition from upper class to middle class to low class. Like, how Madison at one point was for upper middle class, mid-30s soccer moms and now it's used by tatted up "single" moms.
Posted by: sunny-dee



How many of those upper middle class are now single moms?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 08:49 AM (YxyYj)

202
Liawatha took an axe
And gave her heritage forty whacks.
When they saw what she had done
The voters gave her forty-one.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 14, 2017 08:49 AM (fseE9)

203 179 Another Arkancide? GOP operative who sought Clinton's e-mails commits suicide in hotel room.
The bodies of people who go against the Clintons keep piling up:

http://tinyurl.com/ydd3emak

Let justice roll down like water and righteousness like an ever flowing stream.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2017 08:37 AM (iVOAv)


It's assassins all the way down.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 14, 2017 08:49 AM (mcI77)

204 192: it's the clintons. everybody knows that weird shit just happens. hell, we have guys laying on railroad tracks all the time around here. in the middle of the night. in front of oncoming trains. don't get me started on city parks in the middle of town. and all the dead guys.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2017 08:52 AM (KP5rU)

205 Linda Sarsour never donated the $100K she raised for a Jewish cemetary.
Linda Sarsour just recently raised $80 for a muslim woman who was attacked by white men...which is looking like a hoax hate crime; alleged attacker questioned, not charged by police.

Let's hope this fraud's 15 minutes of fame is nearly over. Maybe it will take the discovery of financial shenanigans with her women's march org...?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2017 08:52 AM (NOIQH)

206 Just found out the original Unsolved Mysteries is available to stream on Amazon. If anything could pry me away from my Bezos boycott, it could be this.

Posted by: josephistan at July 14, 2017 08:52 AM (7HtZB)

207
193 Surely I'm not the only one who read the sidebar link to "polar scientists" as "polar bear scientists"? I mean... polar bears doing butt stuff with balloons - I want to see that.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 14, 2017 08:47 AM (eXSOZ)


Goin' for the gusto!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 14, 2017 08:53 AM (fseE9)

208
Most life insurance policies don't pay off on suicide.
The guy couldn't make the balloon payment for another year?

Posted by: H. Doody Shirken at July 14, 2017 08:53 AM (m9X4Y)

209 there's actually a study in how names transition from upper class to middle class to low class. Like, how Madison at one point was for upper middle class, mid-30s soccer moms and now it's used by tatted up "single" moms.
Posted by: sunny-dee

Same thing in men's names - "Phillip" is the name of someone in line for the Throne of England. "Phil" is the name of a guy who buys irregular underwear.

Posted by: josephistan at July 14, 2017 08:54 AM (7HtZB)

210 He served as a federal prosecutor for some years in California and then
Hawaii, rising to become chief of the Civil Division of the U.S.
Attorney's Office for the District of Hawaii. Appointed to the federal
bench in 2012 and 2013 by President Barack Obama, he was unanimously
confirmed by the United States Senate in 2013.


Senate GOP always watching our backs.

Posted by: GOP braintrust at July 14, 2017 08:54 AM (3Liv/)

211 Never a Betty, Zelda, or Wilma.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Their names are flamboyant and fabulous. They radiate femininity and class.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 14, 2017 08:54 AM (xAvrH)

212 More teen vogue sexual nuttiness - except much more sinister than the buttsex:

https://twitter.com/polNewsForever/status/885672313672392704

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2017 08:54 AM (NOIQH)

213 Former Obama Speechwriter Admits Democrats Were Wrong to Criticize Romney On Russia: We Were A Little Off There

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Bullsh*t. No more than Democrats were a little "off" to abandon all the thousands of dead troops and their families they pretended to care about and hand Iraq entirely over to al Qaeda so that Obama could claim to have kept a promise and have a foreign policy success.

It's only "off" if you pretend the good of the nation, as opposed to winning campaigns, was the goal. Which it never is, so f*ck all of them.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 14, 2017 08:55 AM (psH+N)

214 >>Another Arkancide? GOP operative who sought Clinton's e-mails commits suicide in hotel room.
The bodies of people who go against the Clintons keep piling up:



http://tinyurl.com/ydd3emak



Another one?????

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2017 08:56 AM (NOIQH)

215 The wife? Still fat, dumb, and corrupt as shit.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 14, 2017 08:56 AM (BC5E+)

216 There's a Politico article on locusts moving to a small town and being
distraught after the election. I can read it over and over and over
again. Especially the comments. Even the damn title of the thing is
hilarious:



"What Do You Do if a Red State Moves to You?"



http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/01

/blue-red-state-democrats-trump-country-214647
===========
Oh, that is just fantastic, a real gem!

They have no clue why they lost, do they?

They're certain is because of racism, bigotry, and hate, though.

And their solution is?

"We're going to tell these stupid fucking hicks how stupid they are and that they'd better get their heads right and vote for the Democrats!"

Not one single Democrat they talked to even came close to allowing that Trump voters had a valid, acceptable reason for their vote.

And that's how we got Trump.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 14, 2017 08:56 AM (W1XyZ)

217 https://twitter.com/polNewsForever/status/885672313672392704

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2017 08:54 AM (NOIQH)

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That Peewee's Playhouse Walking Abortion in the link needs a content warning.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 14, 2017 08:57 AM (psH+N)

218 >>>Most life insurance policies don't pay off on suicide.

Not true. Usually there's an exclusion period of the first 2-3 years. After that, they pay. SGLI/VGLI pays out on suicides.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 08:57 AM (fMidn)

219 On the CO local news right now: 3,400 people have dropped themselves from voter rolls.

That's since Monday.
This is because CO agreed to assist WH w/voter fraud investigation.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2017 08:58 AM (NOIQH)

220 Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 08:57 AM

Ok. Thanks.

Posted by: H. Doody Shirken at July 14, 2017 08:58 AM (m9X4Y)

221 It's only "off" if you pretend the good of the nation, as opposed to winning campaigns, was the goal. Which it never is, so f*ck all of them.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 14, 2017 08:55 AM


Are we still talking about Democrats ?

Posted by: Establishment Republicans at July 14, 2017 08:59 AM (R/01c)

222 "We're going to tell these stupid fucking hicks how stupid they are and that they'd better get their heads right and vote for the Democrats!"

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 14, 2017 08:56 AM (W1XyZ)

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One of my favorite parts is where they lament that THEY moved somewhere and opened their organic mulch recycling centers and Vagina Dialogues dinner theaters and then complain when they had to shut down because only the other locusts occasionally bought their products.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 14, 2017 08:59 AM (psH+N)

223 Would I vote for Kid Rock? FUCK YEAH! Imagine the victory party!

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 14, 2017 09:00 AM (USIGm)

224 he was unanimously confirmed by the United States Senate in 2013.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 08:48 AM (5y11N)

And that is why the Left will win.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2017 09:01 AM (wYseH)

225 A creepy straphanger relieved himself on a J train early Thursday -- right onto a 26-year-old woman's face, police said.

The woman reported the incident at the nearest NYPD Transit police station.

Police said the suspect is black, about 5-feet-3 and was wearing a red shirt and black pants.

Short little bugger.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 14, 2017 09:01 AM (mcI77)

226 >>That Peewee's Playhouse Walking Abortion in the link needs a content warning.

Sorry!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2017 09:01 AM (NOIQH)

227 "What Do You Do if a Red State Moves to You?"

That one came out a while back. It's a dandy, for sure.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 14, 2017 09:02 AM (R/01c)

228 I asked this on the ONT. Why is April 27 Babe Ruth day, but not today? Ie. 7/14.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 14, 2017 09:02 AM (xAvrH)

229
Are we still talking about Democrats ?

Posted by: Establishment Republicans at July 14, 2017 08:59 AM (R/01c)

---

No, no, it's okay. We know you can't accomplish anything when you only have utter and complete control over all three branches of government but didn't win the popular vote or something. Shucks, I guess we can try again in 2018.

As another poster said, Trump was our way of asking nicely.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 14, 2017 09:02 AM (psH+N)

230 >>>A creepy straphanger relieved himself on a J train early Thursday -- right onto a 26-year-old woman's face

*** makes mental note not to bitch about commute***

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:02 AM (fMidn)

231 Let's hope this fraud's 15 minutes of fame is nearly over. Maybe it will take the discovery of financial shenanigans with her women's march org...?

--

Sarsour needs to have her brakes fail, if you know what I mean. She is a very dangerous menace. I'm just about tired of this subversive mental case.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 14, 2017 09:02 AM (mQ0Mc)

232 Watching Macron on the stage next to TGE.

Macron dude there looks like a poorly-controlled sperg about to babble some insane nonsense about variations in Lego Batman from The Lego Movie and various commercials versus the actual figurine.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:03 AM (TwwWO)

233 he was unanimously confirmed by the United States Senate in 2013.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 08:48 AM (5y11N)

And that is why the Left will win.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2017 09:01 AM (wYseH)

Yup...Comrade Stalin would be proud

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 09:03 AM (5y11N)

234 unanimously confirmed by the United States Senate in 2013.
----------------------
And that is why the Left will win.
---------------------------------


It isn't the confirmation vote that is the problem. It is never being removed from the bench for making a bad decision that is the problem. Some judge over steps his boundaries and doesn't get his chain yanked has nothing to fear and will do it as often as he can.

Posted by: H. Doody Shirken at July 14, 2017 09:04 AM (m9X4Y)

235 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 14, 2017 08:49 AM (fseE9)

Said in a stentorian voice!

[too soon?]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2017 09:04 AM (wYseH)

236 227 "What Do You Do if a Red State Moves to You?"

"Welcome back, where'd ya go?"

Posted by: t-bird in CA at July 14, 2017 09:05 AM (lIj7A)

237
Steady downpour of rain here. As I mentioned yesterday my new car has radar assisted cruise control. I guess this is part of the slow transition to driver-less. Anyway, on a recent trip I was going through downtown DC when it started pouring like a mfer. I backed cruise down to about 40 mph. A wall of rain then began to descend and the radar detected it as a stopped vehicle and set my brakes, suddenly taking the car down to about 15 mph. Fortunately no one was close behind me.

I have a feeling a lot of people are going to die while they work the bugs out of these systems.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 14, 2017 09:05 AM (EgwCt)

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 14, 2017 09:05 AM (ed3AZ)

239 Pelosi: Restricting Defense Budget Funds From Being Used For Gender Transition Treatment Undermines National Security



And yes, shes serious.

Weasel Zippers

So says 4 Star General Pelosi

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 09:06 AM (5y11N)

240 Enjoying postings on a list serve from my former Brooklyn neighborhood, in which the "community garden" organizers are complaining that someone keeps stealing their produce.

There is lots of hand-wringing about whether they should post signs to appeal to the thieves' sense of "community" and to "respect" The People's Garden or whether they should post a security camera. Lots of anguish about how "its one thing" when the locals steal people's potted plants off their porches (read: when poor people steal gentrifier's stuff) but "another" when they are stealing "from the community."

FSA: Eat thyself.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 14, 2017 09:06 AM (QtQaN)

241 Everything as the moment requires.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Um, like, dude! Why did they even bring that up? That is, like, so 5 years ago.

Posted by: Tommy Vietor at July 14, 2017 09:07 AM (xAvrH)

242 So says 4 Star General Pelosi

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 09:06 AM (5y11N)

I would find great joy in the people of San Francisco dumping her for an even more deluded leftist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2017 09:07 AM (wYseH)

243 Pelosi: Restricting Defense Budget Funds From Being Used For Gender Transition Treatment Undermines National Security

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I agree with her completely. Admitted mentally ill people shouldn't be serving in ANY military or national security role. Problem solved.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 14, 2017 09:08 AM (psH+N)

244
How can you 'steal' from a community garden? It belongs to the community, and if you are a member of the community, it belongs to you.

Don't these community gardeners realize they are laboring for the community and that everyone gets their fair share of the produce?

Posted by: H. Doody Shirken at July 14, 2017 09:08 AM (m9X4Y)

245 A creepy straphanger relieved himself on a J train early Thursday -- right onto a 26-year-old woman's face, police said.

The woman reported the incident at the nearest NYPD Transit police station.

Police said the suspect is black, about 5-feet-3 and was wearing a red shirt and black pants.

Short little bugger.





That's what she said!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 09:08 AM (YxyYj)

246 Sarsour needs to have her brakes fail, if you know what I mean. She is a very dangerous menace. I'm just about tired of this subversive mental case.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 14, 2017 09:02 AM (mQ0Mc)


A SWATtting would be no more than she deserves, methinks.

And, IMO, this is why people are pissed off at old Tinfoil Balls Sessions. Sarsour is encouraging violent revolution against this administration and she continues to wake up every morning breathing free air.

Martha Stewart can get thrown in the pokey for jack shit, but Sessions can't find time out from picking the color of his office drapes to have Sarsour thrown into a hole where even the sunlight has to be pumped in?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2017 09:09 AM (X6fMO)

247 >>Pelosi: Restricting Defense Budget Funds From Being Used For Gender Transition Treatment Undermines National Security


Now normally, these ridiculous arguments where they link some progressive thing to national security it's funny.
Obesity is a yuge national security problem!
Global warming is the biggest threat to national security!
Etc.



However....freakin' Bradley Manning proves that Pelosi is right, just 180 degrees off in which part is the threat.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2017 09:09 AM (NOIQH)

248 71,
"I' don't know Kid Rock from Pet Rock, but I do know Stabenow and she needs to be retired."

Anyone that can put "Stab-U-Now" out to pasture is fine with me. That Kid Rock supports Trump is just gravy.

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 14, 2017 09:10 AM (d3wbb)

249
*looks around for Alan Funt*

Posted by: ATM customer at July 14, 2017 09:10 AM (kUfFq)

250 Dude.

Posted by: Tommy Vietor at July 14, 2017 09:12 AM (xAvrH)

251 Pelosi: Restricting Defense Budget Funds From Being Used For Gender Transition Treatment Undermines National Security
----------------

The same Nancy Pelosi who claimed that unemployment was good for the economy?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2017 09:12 AM (OdK9v)

252 Pelosi is, as always, an idiot but I'm still not in favor of holding up military funding by adding a bunch of amendments or riders to the bill. This is why every time the military gets their budget they have to have a team of lawyers pore over the legislation for requirements. Smaller government means less of all of this shit, not just less of what we disagree with and more of what we agree with.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:12 AM (fMidn)

253 Ayyadurai

Isn't h e the guy who claims to have invented e-mail?

Posted by: Fox2! at July 14, 2017 09:13 AM (brIR5)

254 209 there's actually a study in how names transition from upper class to middle class to low class. Like, how Madison at one point was for upper middle class, mid-30s soccer moms and now it's used by tatted up "single" moms.
Posted by: sunny-dee

Same thing in men's names - "Phillip" is the name of someone in line for the Throne of England. "Phil" is the name of a guy who buys irregular underwear
Posted by: josephistan at July 14, 2017 08:54 AM (7HtZB)

Once upon a time, most parents named their children after a beloved saint or relative and even after a beloved monarch. It was as if they wanted their children to aspire to greatness.

Now, not so much.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 14, 2017 09:14 AM (oQQwD)

255 All I gotta say is I'm not very good with women's names.

I dated Samantha and she didn't like it when I called her Sam.

I then dated Elizabeth, and she hated it when I called her Liz.

Next I dated Jennifer and she *really* hated it when I called her Liz.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 14, 2017 09:15 AM (eytER)

256 The only way Rip Van Sessions can redeem himself is a RICO act that casts a wide net. Opiod network? OK. Deporting MS-13? OK. You got a lot of other shit to do.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2017 09:16 AM (BC5E+)

257
I was in the grocery store the other day. I usually self check but decided to use a checker this time. Nice young man, moved pretty briskly, was doing a good job. Friendly, polite, but I noticed a bit of an accent.

I asked him where he was from. "Texas", he said proudly, smile on face.

"Really?" I said, "Usually people move from Pennsylvania TO Texas. Not the other way around."

He lost his smile and didn't say much after that. I think I struck a nerve.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 14, 2017 09:16 AM (EgwCt)

258 Once upon a time, most parents named their children after a beloved saint or relative and even after a beloved monarch.


It was as if they wanted their children to aspire to greatness.

Now, not so much.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma




La-a

(Ladasha)

No joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 09:16 AM (YxyYj)

259 "Don't these community gardeners realize they are laboring for the community and that everyone gets their fair share of the produce?"

"Fair Share"???? That's dangerous talk there, Comrade! From Each According to his Ability! To Each According to his Need!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2017 09:16 AM (V2Yro)

260 ...unanimously confirmed

If only we had enough money to have super-majoritities in Congress, you KNOW we'd bring this topic up at the next DNC cocktail hour!

Posted by: GOPe Fundraising Committee at July 14, 2017 09:19 AM (lIj7A)

261 Has anyone heard if the White House or Justice will appeal this little fuck Judge's ruling? Who the fuck does he think he is?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 14, 2017 09:20 AM (5y11N)

262 They can't win at the polls so they shoot the second ranking conservative leader from Louisiana. Scalise aint coming back.

They can't win at the polls so they made sure they had a poison pill of entrapment in storage to use against Trump. This russian btch was used to try and entrap Trump. Watergate was the same deal.

Calling Nixon's overly efficient spooks and telling them there's dirt at the Watergate. That was a fcking setup period. And it worked. If it works this time I don't any more.

The problem is Okeefe does it for Conservatives so you know, it's part of the game and Trump's people should have known better. But still it's not illegal to follow up on a political lead. Come on. That's how politics works. You get dirt on the other guy.

Posted by: charleyhorse at July 14, 2017 09:20 AM (+kahX)

263 The community gardens - haven't these idiots figured out private property yet?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 14, 2017 09:20 AM (zgwqJ)

264 Tom Servo at July 14, 2017 09:16 AM

Ya, see, as I was descending the staircase, I remember that. Those folks aren't stealing from the community garden. They are just taking what they need.

Posted by: H. Doody Shirken at July 14, 2017 09:21 AM (m9X4Y)

265 NOOD ART

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 14, 2017 09:21 AM (fMidn)

266 I have read that the Solicitor in the Hawaii injunction case is going to bypass the 9th circuit and appeal directly to SCOTUS.

No word on whether or not they'll get around to responding before the full case is heard in October, however.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2017 09:22 AM (V2Yro)

267 258

La-a

(Ladasha)

No joke.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 09:16 AM (YxyYj)

eesh. cringe.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 14, 2017 09:22 AM (oQQwD)

268 This whole "asking nicely" thing ain't working out real fucking good.

Had to try, I guess.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2017 09:24 AM (BC5E+)

269 @259 The other dimension here is the culture clash between Third World and Upscale SJW.

Its almost as though the various recent arrivals from the Caribbea (accustomed to harvesting various found plants that may or may not be behind fences of other people's brownstones) do not appreciate how Earth-conscious academics are trying to help their "community" and strike a blow against Capitalists who have been oppressing them.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 14, 2017 09:25 AM (QtQaN)

270 Good idea but I think it's more important to focus on K-12 because that's where the indoctrination starts.

You can't start at K-12 realistically, because the colleges are controlling who teaches and what they teach at K-12.

You take over the schools of education in the colleges and you control K-12.

Posted by: GMan at July 14, 2017 09:27 AM (sxq57)

271 If they had any balls (yeah, I know) the tranny-training would be its own bill

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2017 09:28 AM (lIj7A)

272 You get dirt on the other guy. You just can't put on the robber's mask and do it with a second story operation. That was overconfidence on Nixon's people's part. They were accustomed to Hoover having their backs. Hoover died less than a month before Watergate BTW. Interesting timing there.

Posted by: charleyhorse at July 14, 2017 09:28 AM (+kahX)

273 A free and independent Kekistan would allow our people to farm our memes and run our various internet scams in peace.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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I just want to get Turkmenistan into the news, solely
for the purpose of hearing Al Sharpton pronounce the guy's name:
Gurbanguly Mälikgulyýewiç Berdimuhamedow

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2017 09:29 AM (OdK9v)

274 La-a



(Ladasha)



No joke.



Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2017 09:16 AM (YxyYj)

"No Joke" is an interesting last name.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 14, 2017 09:31 AM (r5KeJ)

275 Congress finally got off their asses and fixed healthcare--for Pvt. Manning, not you.

Priorities, people!

Oh--and they still have their Orwell-Speak "small business" exemption from Obamacare because Big Government is a small business, you see.

Arrogant, greedy, perverted and above the law. Check, check, check and check.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 14, 2017 09:32 AM (Ndje9)

276 "Trump - ignore the 9th Circuit."

Mister Justice Marshall has made his ruling. Now let him enforce it.

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at July 14, 2017 09:33 AM (FgFCM)

277 Oh lord, I could spend all day reading and giggling at the comments on that "What Do You Do if a Red State Moves to You?"article.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 14, 2017 09:40 AM (W1XyZ)

278 272
You get dirt on the other guy. You just can't put on the robber's mask
and do it with a second story operation. That was overconfidence on
Nixon's people's part. They were accustomed to Hoover having their
backs. Hoover died less than a month before Watergate BTW. Interesting
timing there.

Posted by: charleyhorse at July 14, 2017 09:28 AM (+kahX)

Especially when you consider that "Deep Throat" (Mark Feldt) was a disgruntled FBI guy - disgruntled because he thought he should have succeeded Hoover.

Posted by: zmdavid at July 14, 2017 09:40 AM (xqRaG)

279 'Jihad-preaching Linda Sarsour declares legal jihad on people who "defame my character"'

Does this mean s/he/it now identifies as a Mann?

Posted by: George LeS at July 14, 2017 10:38 AM (+TcCF)

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