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Shia LaBoeuf Hailed as Hero For Saving Child From Bear
Um, no, nothing like that happened.
Instead, what appears to be a drunk former actor curses out the cops and brags he has "More millionaire lawyers than you know what to do with, you stupid bitch!" In other words, same shit, different day. He also says, to a black cop, "The President "doesn't give a f**k about you, and you wanna do what? Arrest white people?" Then he begins having a tantrum, like a drunken sissy baby, screaming "My cuffs are too tight! Why am I in custody?! My cuffs are too tight! Why am I in custody?!" ad on and on. So, watch this sad clown plummet as he approaches terminal velocity.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: WaldoTJ (in Texas) at July 12, 2017 02:11 PM (M1MpJ)
Posted by: The Unknown Commenter at July 12, 2017 02:11 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 12, 2017 02:12 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Abiss at July 12, 2017 02:12 PM (L6Zpd)
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Posted by: Memories at July 12, 2017 02:12 PM (mwcEF)
Posted by: Abiss at July 12, 2017 02:12 PM (L6Zpd)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:12 PM (ENB12)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2017 02:13 PM (J+eG2)
In other words, it ends badly.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2017 02:13 PM (TE03o)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2017 02:14 PM (TE03o)
Posted by: wooga at July 12, 2017 02:14 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2017 02:14 PM (q177U)
Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 02:14 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 02:14 PM (AU4SY)
It's sad, really. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Amanda Bynes, etc.
What the hell is happening to them during their formative years that they get this f#cked up?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2017 02:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:15 PM (ENB12)
Posted by: Super-Hung Power-Top at July 12, 2017 02:15 PM (jjaLl)
Is there some sort of challenge in saying "No No No NO!" really fast?
Posted by: Iblis at July 12, 2017 02:15 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2017 02:15 PM (TE03o)
Posted by: RioBravo at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (nFwvY)
It's sad, really. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Amanda Bynes, etc.
What the hell is happening to them during their formative years that they get this f#cked up?
Millions of dollars + unbridled adulation + Hollywood lifestyle + naive kids = disaster.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (hLRSq)
Seems like every girl I meet can do that!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (ENB12)
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (Ot7+c)
Shia would never have been locked up if the cops had called Greg.
Posted by: Rosemary Lehmberg at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (j+dfT)
Sadly, that's probably the most lucid thing I've ever heard him say.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (ENB12)
Corey Feldman blames rampant pedophilia in Hollywood.
Posted by: wooga at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (3I7wr)
Fame and alcohol do not mix!
Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 02:14 PM (DQ4Fv)
You got that right.
Posted by: Frances Farmer at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: wooga at July 12, 2017 02:12 PM (3I7wr)
If you want a really big one you got to start from high up and firewall the throttles in your dive.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (hLRSq)
--Ace
Um, no, nothing like that happened."
Threadwinner.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2017 02:18 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2017 02:18 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2017 02:18 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 12, 2017 02:18 PM (pRLf4)
It's sad, really. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Amanda Bynes, etc.
What the hell is happening to them during their formative years that they get this f#cked up?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2017 02:15 PM (NOIQH)
They're told how great they are and how wonderful and perfect and then they start to believe it; when it's time to join the real world, that's when the shit hits the fan, mentally.
And sometimes, literally.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2017 02:18 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2017 02:19 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Shia LaBoeuf at July 12, 2017 02:19 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Hope Solo at July 12, 2017 02:19 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 12, 2017 02:19 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (hLRSq)
...and *not* like...
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 12, 2017 02:19 PM (hLRSq)
At least Mel Gibson went out with drunken dignity and like a whiny prancing nancy-boy.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (hLRSq)
at least Mel had an excuse. He was going through a nasty divorce.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (DQ4Fv)
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They're getting raped and passed around by Hollywood producers/directors/movers/shakers.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (vg8iE)
Thought it might be this La Beef guy.
Alas, no.
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (baYK5)
Idiot actor digs own grave, crawls in all the while loudly protesting.
Sucks to be him.
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2017 02:13 PM (TE03o)
"Just give me a f'ing ticket and stop being an asshole" only cost me $300.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (tbOMB)
Mel reaches out to others in Hollywood who have had meltdowns, such as Robert Downey Jr. and Britney Spears, and offers them support, assistance in cleaning up their lives.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (q177U)
What I mean is this, is the personality that lets a kid do well on screen at an early age inherently unstable and somewhat mad to begin with, or are they driven around the bend by too early fame/riches/being exposed to the ghastly immorality and corruption of fame?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (39g3+)
Who has time to get dressed when they're craving curly fries?? Don't judge, bro!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (ENB12)
It's painful to watch people self-destruct like this x.x
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Ron White, Foster Brooks, and Dean Martin on a pontoon boat in your driveway. at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (F0ZHr)
Sadly, that's probably the most lucid thing I've ever heard him say.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (PFy0L)
Wait, what? You think Trump doesn't give a fuck about black people?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (jjaLl)
The Beef was profoundly fucked up before ever getting a break. The reason I know this, is that I once read an account of *how* he got his big break. Basically, that he arrived to an audition, and managed to convince (through lies and misrepresentation) other applicants that he'd landed the spot the day before. That's not enough, though. No, the part where he bragged about it. That it was a little morality tale he told about how he was the right one for the role because he wanted it more.
So, yeah. Even as a kid, psychopath with impulse control and will to power/entitlement issues.
The couple of times I've seen him method acting, he is actually able to bring something to a role, he's actually kind of gifted in that way (Fury, for one), but at the expense of being even slightly tolerable to fellow actors.
"Okay, Shia, you're going to spend a week camping out of a tank."
"YOU MEAN I CAN QUIT BATHING FOR A WEEK?!?!"
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (eXSOZ)
Shia could have lived comfortably off Transformers revenues for the rest of his days, but because Shia took himself too seriously (as an artiiiiist!), he's now a broken man.
Posted by: The Institute at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (nGsFZ)
Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (IIOyJ)
Praise Kek!
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (nlbfN)
If, when you're drunk, you're an amiable, warm fellow, full of wit and good cheer, then that's what's lurking within you, waiting for inhibitions to fall away before it can get out.
And if, when drunk, you act like a flaming asshole, well guess what, asshole: That's you.
This guy's the biggest most flaming asshole I've ever seen.
Posted by: Pastafarian at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (OWWiT)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (C8aCP)
And sometimes, literally.
Watch Game of Thrones.
Pay attention to the Joffrey Lannister character.
There's your Hollywood child star.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (YxyYj)
Alex, I'll take "Self-Answering Questions" for five hundred, please.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (ENB12)
So, if he starts something, just about anybody could wax his ass.
Mr. La Boeuf, are you ready for your close-up?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Zombie Clara Peller at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (IqV8l)
I mean even H'Wood worries about money. Usually.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (B9t7n)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ron White, Foster Brooks, and Dean Martin on a pontoon boat in your driveway. at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (F0ZHr)
My understanding is that Dean Martin's drinking thing was all an act.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (n3xLS)
What the hell is happening to them during their formative years that they get this f#cked up?
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I watched a Celebrity Autopsy about Judy Garland. The studio was giving her meth as a kid to get 18 hour days out of her and constantly bitching at her about her weight. And that was in the 30s and 40s.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (Nwg0u)
Me: "No"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (IqV8l)
======
Our agency's previous COO got pulled over one time and she said to the cop, "Do you know WHO I am??"
The cop calmly said, "No. Here's your ticket. Have a nice day!"
No shit, true story.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (vg8iE)
And sometimes, literally.
a.k.a. - the story of Obama
Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (yqvys)
I mean Kurt Russell was acting very young and he didn't turn into a demented freak. But almost everyone else does.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: RioBravo at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (ENB12)
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2017 02:24 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Pastafarian at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (OWWiT)
Word.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 12, 2017 02:24 PM (Ri/rl)
Oh, that would help explain it!
Probably another influence is parents willing to use their kids a commodity, make them work to support the family, when they should be busy just being kids.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2017 02:24 PM (NOIQH)
Then he tries to use that act to prove he was being nice and not a racist?
Then goes on and on calling names because he's so nice?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:24 PM (jhqr1)
Quite the opposite, actually. Just pointing out that Beef's thought processes aren't really all that coherent.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 02:24 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2017 02:24 PM (jAZR9)
And if, when drunk, you act like a flaming asshole, well guess what, asshole: That's you.
I'm just sullen and depressed.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2017 02:24 PM (X6fMO)
LaBoeuf is the opposite of Elwood P. Dowd.
Posted by: Harvey the pooka at July 12, 2017 02:25 PM (cfHE9)
They're getting raped and passed around by Hollywood producers/directors/movers/shakers.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (vg8iE)
Sadly, I think this is the biggest problem with child actors. I don't know what these kids have been through there, but I would bet money that threats against them and their families were mentioned, unless they went along with whatever perversion those bastards wanted to engage in.
Even so...it doesn't give them the right to be assholes to anyone else.
Posted by: moki at July 12, 2017 02:25 PM (V+V48)
Pay attention to the Joffrey Lannister character.
There's your Hollywood child star.
Or the liberal arts faculty at any U.S. university.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 12, 2017 02:25 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: brak at July 12, 2017 02:25 PM (5iU/N)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (hLRSq)
There are other ways to get a really big hole...
Posted by: Teen Vogue at July 12, 2017 02:26 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2017 02:26 PM (IqV8l)
Minus the misunderstanding over one or two sweaters.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:26 PM (ENB12)
Shia could have lived comfortably off Transformers revenues for the rest of his days, but because Shia took himself too seriously (as an artiiiiist!), he's now a broken man.
Nah. Stardom drove him insane.
That's why Marky Mark had to take over in T-4.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 02:27 PM (YxyYj)
I tend to needle other people and make puns. I'm the diet Coke of mean drunks.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:27 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 12, 2017 02:27 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 12, 2017 02:27 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 02:27 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Schaeffer at July 12, 2017 02:27 PM (qw7Fg)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (mcI77)
So-o-o-o-o,
Paupiette du LaBoeuf?
Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (NyJwR)
I mean, look at young Drew Barrymore. She cleaned up and ended up a bit less messed up, but she was burning through 8 balls and having orgies at 11.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Inogame at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (ySZHT)
I liked that movie. My favorite part is when they painted some Bearded Dragons and pretended they were really dangerous and scary.
Bearded. Dragons.
They're pretty much the most docile thing outside a throw pillow.
Still a fun movie though.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Teen Vogue at July 12, 2017 02:26 PM (KUaJL)
LOL, you all couldn't make it to 100 comments before going there.
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (q177U)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (FZYNt)
They may have pushed him further down the path but he was acting this way before 4chan started screwing with his flag campaign.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Iblis at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (jAZR9)
I think it's more that stardom provided a chamber for his emitted insanity to reflect and align for several cycles before bursting forth in a collimated whacko-beam.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (eXSOZ)
A set of undies soiled by Chia Ladouche, when a 350 lb. cellmate sidled up to him in a GA county lock up.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (39g3+)
Well Lookie Here Russian Lawyer Veselnitskaya is Pictured with Obama Ambassador to Russia 8 Days After Trump Jr. Mtg.
GatewayPundit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (qfDb3)
Imagine the whole court room chanting, "He will not divide us!?" Get the judge completely torqued off at Shia?
Posted by: rd at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (C8aCP)
It will save morons hundreds in not having to buy the Narionsl Inquirer
Posted by: Your son at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (HwH47)
Only George Lucas could think Shia would make a good greaser. That was one of the worst casting choices in human history.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)
So why was Veselnitskaya hanging out with Obama officials just days after her meeting with Donald Trump Jr.?
And why was Veselnitskaya given a privileged seat up front during the Congressional hearing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2017 02:31 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 02:27 PM (phiNj)
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Since I already had to look it up, I'll tell you that he is a famous actor. In movies and TV. The only movie he made that I have seen was Indiana Jones - Crystal Skulls and I didn't care who the actor was. He has been mentioned on this blog before and I paid no attention and assumed he is a woman. Apparently, he is some sort of pussy man.
Posted by: RioBravo at July 12, 2017 02:31 PM (SsblQ)
Shia reminds me of way too many drunk women I have known, get a few drinks in them and here starts that mouth that thinks it can get away with saying anything, especially the kind of crap that would get most guys heads taken off in 60 seconds.
Posted by: tom servo at July 12, 2017 02:31 PM (OmOvC)
Posted by: Shep Smith at July 12, 2017 02:31 PM (j/Mlu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)
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You change that "she" to a "he", and you got yourself a deal, fella!
Posted by: John Podesta at July 12, 2017 02:31 PM (jjaLl)
First scene in Way of the Gun.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:32 PM (39g3+)
Same. Except replace Shia with George Lucas.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:32 PM (jhqr1)
It's okay. In another 15 years Spielberg and Lucas will release an edit of Indy 4 in which they replace Shia with a walkie-talkie.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:32 PM (eXSOZ)
And you know what? Good on the cops for handling this how they did. Credit where it is due.
Posted by: alexthechick - my will to power? so much bigger at July 12, 2017 02:32 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Shep Smiths asshole at July 12, 2017 02:32 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2017 02:15 PM (NOIQH)
They get everything they want and must do everything they should never have to do.
IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2017 02:32 PM (A4DFu)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 12, 2017 02:32 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: ShainS at July 12, 2017 02:33 PM (1GtVi)
Posted by: El Guapo Cell Block A at July 12, 2017 02:33 PM (QM5S2)
It will save morons hundreds in not having to buy the Narionsl Inquirer
Posted by: Your son at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (HwH47)
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Your Concern is:
[ ] noted
[ ] not noted
[x] shut the fuck up
[x] git the fuck out
Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2017 02:33 PM (8XRCm)
If, when you're drunk, you're an amiable, warm
fellow, full of wit and good cheer, then that's what's lurking within
you, waiting for inhibitions to fall away before it can get out.
And if, when drunk, you act like a flaming asshole, well guess what, asshole: That's you.
This guy's the biggest most flaming asshole I've ever seen.
Posted by: Pastafarian at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (OWWiT)
I've been drunk twice in my life, mostly because I don't know anyone who's ever properly controlled their drinking, and so I have been leery about giving alcohol any purchase in my life.
>.> With that said... apparently I am a shameless flirt when drunk, but also with some measure of decency. Vaguely I remember a party at my cousin's house, attended by some folks I knew... when a one-nighter looked increasingly likely with a (let's say gifted) redhead I had a strong liking for (but who was six years my junior), I told my cousin that I had to leave the party, or I wouldn't be able to call myself a Paladin anymore. He stared at me in disbelief.
"You're serious right now? Because... you know... *motions to the redhead*
*nods gravely*
o.0 Too many video games, maybe.
I also remember absconding with my cousin's fridge afterwards... was having a hard time standing and thought the fridge was a loyal and supportive friend; had it halfway out the back door before people caught what was going on and got me sorted out.
Don't know where that leaves me in the final analysis of "who you are when you're drunk." o_O Flirt, but with decency, lawful good Paladin with a tendency towards grand larceny? Heck if I know. Makes for a good story at least!
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:33 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Artie, the Strongest Man In The World at July 12, 2017 02:33 PM (1a9hm)
Posted by: Warren Z. at July 12, 2017 02:34 PM (nVNyU)
Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2017 02:34 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: tom servo at July 12, 2017 02:31 PM (OmOvC)
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It aint even THAT complicated.
Shia is an *angry* drunk.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (8XRCm)
Your style and elegance precedes you, sir. Truly you should have been part of Hollywood's Golden Age.
Posted by: Andrew X at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (nNWjx)
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (tbOMB)
Each writes their own name on a slip of paper, and drops it into a barrel.
Then, in deathly silence, one of the names is plucked at random from the barrel. That year's Buffoon has been selected.
Condolences are said to the devastated newly-chosen buffoon, while everyone else says "Whew!"
Each new Buffoon is designated at the actor who must become the face of Hollywood narcissism and idiocy, and must spend 12 months having a public meltdown of unparalleled proportions.
Buffoons have an option: They can follow a script (usually co-written by Quentin Tarantino and Mel Gibson), or they go "go improv."
Shia LaBoeuf, this year's buffoon, foolishly decided to go improv.
Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (DQ4Fv)
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A friend of mine attended acting school in NYC which was located in a building with apartments, condos, etc. These students were dirt-ass poor, living in NYC, going to acting school - you get the picture. Anyway, Julia Stiles lived in the building and he said she would come down everyday while they were out smoking, bumming cigarettes and saying shit to them like, "I don't know why anyone needs to go to acting school, I mean it's so easy." etc etc etc
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (vg8iE)
It will save morons hundreds in not having to buy the Narionsl Inquirer
Posted by: Your son at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (HwH47)
I am sure the Hot Air button on your computer is fully functional.
Nickelfucker.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message
Crystal Pepsi
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 12, 2017 02:36 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 02:36 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:36 PM (sBOL1)
He seems pretty angry when he's sober. Alcohol may fuel him to another level but he seems to have some mental problems.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:36 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: David Horton at July 12, 2017 02:36 PM (rJOC2)
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message
Crystal Pepsi
Posted by: Rick in SK
Zima
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 02:37 PM (YxyYj)
HE WILL NOT IMBIBE US!
HE WILL NOT IMBIBE US!
HE WILL NOT IMBIBE US!
HE WILL NOT IMBIBE US!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 02:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2017 02:26 PM (IqV8l)
Proverbs 24:17~18
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:37 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:33 PM (6JL3d)
Basically what the Horde is getting out of that story is next time any of us move we're having you come over, getting you liquored up, pointing at the boxes and saying "Your friends need you to carry them to the truck. They're drunk."
Posted by: alexthechick - my will to power? so much bigger at July 12, 2017 02:37 PM (mf5HN)
Jokes on you, I read Archie comics in the checkout line!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:37 PM (ENB12)
Yeah well when you look like her it doesn't matter how lousy or good you are. Women are natural actors to begin with, anyway.
But it doesn't surprise me that she would be a bit of a bitch.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:37 PM (39g3+)
I googled "naked carjacker" and the only recent hit came back from a story about Wisconsin PD killing a naked carjacker. Same guy?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:37 PM (jhqr1)
Worst. Mole. Ever.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Shei LaQueef at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (87y4e)
Posted by: SHia LeIcantspellmyownname at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (+dsLj)
You get to the end, and of course, It's ALIENS! ALIENS who have been collecting magnificent art from around the world for thousands and thousands of years, and its all in their great treasure room! So they finally get all copacetic and re-integrated, and decide to go back to their own dimension or whatever, and what do they do with all this magnificent loot they've spent thousands of years collecting?
Well, these are ALIENS, after all, So they smash all of it to powder for no reason, just because Dat's What dese ALIENS Do! Apparently they even wipe all of their fingerprints off everything.
yeah, what a farking brilliant script that was.
Posted by: tom servo at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (OmOvC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (PFy0L)
Hes a mentally ill alcoholic whose own mother is his worst enemy and no one cares about him enough to intervene
At this rate he will be dead in 10. I pity him
Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2017 02:39 PM (hPBW1)
Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2017 02:39 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: David Horton at July 12, 2017 02:39 PM (rJOC2)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:39 PM (ENB12)
Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 02:39 PM (aSKOz)
Posted by: JEM at July 12, 2017 02:39 PM (TppKb)
Worst. Mole. Ever.
Posted by: Circa
***
shhhh, we'll talk later, these gaysex skits about trump and putin aren't going to write themselves.
XXOO
the SNL writer's club
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 02:39 PM (AU4SY)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (oVJmc)
She's pretty, but gots no boobies.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (39g3+)
He's right, though - Trump is multiplying us.
Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (7HtZB)
That. Never. Happened.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (F0ZHr)
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My husband and I went to see that with another couple. We were all so excited, having looked forward to that movie for months.
It started out rather promising, back in the warehouse. But then.
And at the point where we realized it was, yes, aliens, we all looked at each other and raged.
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (sBOL1)
I still can't figure out what the "he will not divide us" slogan was supposed to mean.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (39g3+)
He = Trump.
Divide us = divide us with hateful rhetoric, you know, like, "America First, Make America Great, Build the Wall, Lock her Up."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (tbOMB)
Each writes their own name on a slip of paper, and drops it into a barrel.
Then, in deathly silence, one of the names is plucked at random from the barrel. That year's Buffoon has been selected.
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And now you know why my interior is coated in slime and reeks of illicit sex and sadness......
Posted by: The Barrel at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (jjaLl)
story is next time any of us move we're having you come over, getting
you liquored up, pointing at the boxes and saying "Your friends need you
to carry them to the truck. They're drunk."
Posted by: alexthechick - my will to power? so much bigger at July 12, 2017 02:37 PM (mf5HN)
Story of my life
The resident packhorse
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (6JL3d)
At this rate he will be dead in 10. I pity him
Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2017 02:39 PM (hPBW1)
Yup.
Someone upthread mentioned how Mel Gibson reaches out to help others. I hope he reaches out to Shia and that Shia accepts the help. Because otherwise? It might be 10 months, not 10 years.
Posted by: alexthechick - my will to power? so much bigger at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (aSKOz)
Posted by: alexthechick - my will to power? so much bigger at July 12, 2017 02:32 PM (mf5HN)
I'll second that. They showed a hell of a lot more restraint than could reasonably be expected.
That, boys and girls, was a fine example of letting one's alligator mouth overload their parakeet ass.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (R/01c)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (eXSOZ)
XXOO
the SNL writer's club
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (AU4SY)
I dont drink anymore.
But when I did... I was the friendly friendly drunk.
Coupled with incredibly brave drunk.
Like "Im getting to the top of that tressle bridge" or "Im gonna pet that bull" brave.
A friendly, here... hold my beer kinda guy, with the Superman S on his chest.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (baYK5)
If by a while you mean yesterday when the one and only Bill Wynn repeatedly shared his wisdom then yes.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (/tuJf)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8y3xk7o
And addendum, Goldstone is a Brit, and here's his story...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8pyh8r9
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (nlbfN)
I can understand your frustration. I took a friend of mine who only has a high school degree to a small restaurant in Manhattan, and he expressed confusion at the menu items there too. Rather than explain to him what a Shia LaBeouf was, I took him to a hot dog cart a few blocks away.
It's OK. We need to do a better job reaching out to those in lower cultures so they can appreciate the opportunities in upper-middle-class society.
Posted by: David Brooks at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2017 02:42 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 12, 2017 02:42 PM (uBQPh)
Women who got boobies AND thighs that can pop your skull like a pimple are rare.
Posted by: JEM at July 12, 2017 02:42 PM (TppKb)
That's the part I don't get. How is he dividing? Where's the divisiveness? Who is he supposedly dividing? It doesn't add up to me at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: sunny-dee at July 12, 2017 02:43 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2017 02:43 PM (hPBW1)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8y3xk7o
And addendum, Goldstone is a Brit, and here's his story...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8pyh8r9
***
um, hello...the cold war's been over for 20 years.
*ring ring*
hallo...
*mumble mumble zzz zzz mumble*
Fucking russian Russian monsters be hacking muh elections!
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 02:43 PM (AU4SY)
Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2017 02:43 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 02:43 PM (YxyYj)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (/tuJf)
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"Bill Wynn" must be a sock by now, no? I mean, he just floats in and does a drive-by, and doesn't try to engage.
Either it's a sock, or an incredibly pathetic troll. And by pathetic, I mean sloth-like in his effort.
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:43 PM (sBOL1)
He seemed to take that song with a great sense of humor so I was surprised to hear he was actually such an out of control jerk.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (rp9xB)
Where's the divisiveness? Who is he supposedly dividing? It doesn't
add up to me at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)
That's where the mental illness is supposed to fill in the gaps.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Gorilla Pundit at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (UZ1Hp)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (tbOMB)
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The voices of Amanda Marcotte and Sarah Silverman in their heads, making them do things.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (vg8iE)
The problem is, Brooks is that sector, and he demonstrated it with every condescending, arrogant word of that piece, and tried to act as if its educated upper middle class vs dumb lower classes. So he made the point really well, at his own expense, and without realizing it.
Its urban leftists vs the rest of the country, and he's urban as they come.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)
I think breasts are like soda. Men may express a preference between Coke or Pepsi, but when it comes down to it we're OK with anything as long as it's not flat.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (PFy0L)
friend of mine who only has a high school degree to a small restaurant
in Manhattan, and he expressed confusion at the menu items there too.
Rather than explain to him what a Shia LaBeouf was, I took him to a hot
dog cart a few blocks away.
It's OK. We need to do a better job reaching out to those in lower
cultures so they can appreciate the opportunities in upper-middle-class
society.
Posted by: David Brooks at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (PFy0L)
Legitimately did not realize I was being had 'til the last sentence. Was thinking "what in the heck is this supposed to be, this makes no sense at - oh."
I'm pretty slow today.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:45 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 12, 2017 02:45 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (UZ1Hp)
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Some people will say anything to score some coke.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:45 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (rp9xB)
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I know. Maybe it was a rare moment of sanity.
But I think that's the best acting I've seen him do.
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:45 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2017 02:45 PM (hPBW1)
"He's making us so crazy that we're lashing out at one another and devouring our own, therefore it's his fault". My take, anyway.
That and daring to allow people's friends and relatives to say The Unmentionable Things by providing political cover, and thus dividing people from them because Nazi cooties and those people were totally on board with what their insane lefty friends imposed on them before that and may yet return. Or something.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (eXSOZ)
No, he's not a sock. He comes here and puts us some knowledge, gets banned, and comes back with a new hash.
He's been doing it since the election. I think it's Hector but who knows or cares.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (39g3+)
Its like Lucas wanted to make the X-Files movie.
Even though they said some crap about extra-dimensional beings, it would've been better if they made them Atlanteans or some Aztec or Myan super-race.
Posted by: Iblis at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (9221z)
Posted by: West at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (8XRCm)
Haven't been "drunk" since college.
Prefer to drink alone. And often.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (R/01c)
If you really don't know who he is, that's cool, but he's not a poser when it comes to being famous. He played main characters in three Transformers movies, an Indiana Jones movie, Constantine, iRobot, Fury, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (jhqr1)
That. Never. Happened.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (F0ZHr)
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Fear not. Indiana Jones 5 is coming to a theater near you in 2019.
Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (G0vdT)
Lloyd Bridges, married to Jeff and Beau's mom until death.
Rance Howard, married to Ron and Clint's mom until 2000.
These men's 5 actor sons have had a total of 7 spouses between them which is pretty amazing for Hollywood.
Shia's parents had multiple issues.
Intact families matter.
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (aSKOz)
The /pol/ news twitter feed said they hoped he got help.
Not only is he so awful he made 4chan the good guys, he's so pathetic he made 4chan feel bad for him.
That is when you know your life is either at or approaching rock bottom.
In movie news, has anyone else seen Train to Busan?
Posted by: alexthechick - my will to power? so much bigger at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (UZ1Hp)
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Some people will say anything to score some coke.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:45 PM (vg8iE)
Isn't she also supposed to be a Muslim now? How'd she square that circle?
Posted by: Iblis at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (9221z)
Is it the one where Indy almost crashes his plane?
Oh wait, that actually happened.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (/tuJf)
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A most cromulent point.
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (sBOL1)
Itty bitties need love too
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Iblis at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (9221z)
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Seriously, I think she just says anything for fucking attention.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:48 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 02:48 PM (rmVvL)
Well, these are ALIENS, after all, So they smash all of it to powder for no reason, just because Dat's What dese ALIENS Do! Apparently they even wipe all of their fingerprints off everything.
-
Well, they're Democrat aliens. Western civilization? We don't need no stinking western civilization!
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 12, 2017 02:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Shia LaBoeuf, Master Thespian, during his Finest Hour at July 12, 2017 02:48 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Iblis at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (9221z)
----
Its Lohan.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2017 02:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: WitchDoktor,
If it's that or nothing? I've drank flat soda before.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 02:48 PM (YxyYj)
Is it the one where Indy almost crashes his plane?
Oh wait, that actually happened.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (PFy0L)
I hope its the one where he time travels and stops Lucas from making 4! At least Speilberg said he won't kill Indy off.
Posted by: Iblis at July 12, 2017 02:49 PM (9221z)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:49 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: moki at July 12, 2017 02:25 PM (V+V4
Corey Feldman has spoken at length about this, hence the end of his career. I believe him.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 02:49 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)
The little dick use to be a pretty good writer, and conservative. He's been at the Slime too long and has turned into to a NY shill
Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 02:49 PM (aSKOz)
Paladin, schmaladin, you should'a done the redhead.
Posted by: West at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (1Rgee)
I was 25, she was 19, I felt bad for even contemplating it x_x
Further, I've got this thing where I just can't see myself bedding a woman if I'm not going to marry her. Just can't do it. I get this feeling like the Lord's peeking around a corner at me with this deadpan glare "That's my little girl there, jackass, mind your frickin' manners"
Life's a struggle sometimes
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:49 PM (6JL3d)
Any more questions? No? Then STFU.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 12, 2017 02:50 PM (mSR8Q)
4chan: fuck yes.
Shia LaBoeuf: oh...shit. Would you please forget?
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 12, 2017 02:50 PM (326rv)
And sometimes, literally."
Former Redskins TE Chris Cooley has a radio show here in DC and said something similar explaining why so many pro athletes are divas. He said "you have been getting your ass kissed and told how great you are by everyone since you were a little kid. It screws up your perception of the world."
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2017 02:50 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:50 PM (jhqr1)
Had not even heard of it, but sounds interesting. Not usually a zombie movieist, but I grew up surrounded by Korean culture so...
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:50 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2017 02:51 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 02:48 PM (YxyYj)
Beats the hell out of thirsty.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 02:51 PM (R/01c)
Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2017 02:51 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (G0vdT)
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NO.
You're joking, right?
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:51 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: V the K at July 12, 2017 02:52 PM (io0hr)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Weeeeeeeeee it's crazy town!
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2017 02:52 PM (TE03o)
Is he famous for being famous?
Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2017 02:51 PM (Enq6K)
He appeared in the Disney channel show Even Stevens, and in Michael Bay's blasphemous annihilation of my childhood favorite, Transformers.
One day I may forgive Bay for that. But it is not today. o.o
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:52 PM (6JL3d)
Shia LaBoeuf is the latest. If he is lucky and doesn't kill himself, he will come out of the other side somewhat less of an a-hole (redemption is not guaranteed, except with Jesus).
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 12, 2017 02:52 PM (chuor)
Posted by: sinalco at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (yODqO)
Shia's parents had multiple issues.
Intact families matter.
I agree, although its a chicken/egg thing. Is the stability of the intact marriage, or the kind of family and people who find a good spouse and stay together that raise more stable kids?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (39g3+)
Yeah, Yeah. Whatever. Here's a bottle. Now move my stove.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (R/01c)
Bigly.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)
When you look closely at these people, you realize Hollywoodland is the closest we come to an aristocracy-by-birth in the USA.
VERY few people break in to it from the outside. They are nearly always the children, grandchildren, or in Drew's case, the GREAT grandchildren of people in movie show biz.
Not that Drew doesn't have some talent; I will give credit where credit is due.
Tori Spelling, on the other hand....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (J+eG2)
Not really. He's been in a lot of movies since his child actor days including the lead in the Transformer series.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (/tuJf)
You're joking, right?
Posted by: bluebell
Indiana Jones is back in
'Indiana Jones and the borrowed AARP Card"
Posted by: Bruce at July 12, 2017 02:54 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 02:54 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 02:54 PM (YxyYj)
Posted by: fly gal at July 12, 2017 02:54 PM (8TdcF)
The last three made over a Billion. Each.
Bay makes movies that somehow everyone simultaneously hates and pays money to see.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:54 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:49 PM (6JL3d)
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Actually, Kinley, you sound like a gentleman. Good for you.
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:54 PM (sBOL1)
Is he famous for being famous?
Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2017 02:51 PM (Enq6K)
He appeared in the Disney channel show Even Stevens, and in Michael Bay's blasphemous annihilation of my childhood favorite, Transformers.
One day I may forgive Bay for that. But it is not today. o.o
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:52 PM (6JL3d)
Don't forget Indiana Jones and the magical aliens from another dimension.
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 02:55 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:55 PM (eXSOZ)
That's a good attitude to have. They're all somebody's daughter. They need respect and honor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Chaz Bono at July 12, 2017 02:55 PM (UZ1Hp)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 12, 2017 02:27 PM (nFwvY)
Also, their families didn't need the money.
Posted by: sinalco at July 12, 2017 02:55 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2017 02:55 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: tom servo at July 12, 2017 02:56 PM (OmOvC)
Posted by: nip at July 12, 2017 02:56 PM (VqJRJ)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (R/01c)
Here's the worse thing. o_O And this may cost me my man card, but honesty is my policy.
So I could handle vodka... it tasted terrible, but the intent was to get tipsy (and then straight into drunk, I guess, I had no idea what I was doing), but when my father said "Dude, have a drink with me just once!" shortly before he went totally sober (and has been for eight years now, he's really happy about it), and so we had a bottle of scotch.
I... really hated the flavor. I just couldn't stand it >.> so i tried mixing it with stuff... like grape juice.
That was even worse. Let it be known to any who have ever been curious - Welch's and scotch do not mix. Don't even friggin' try.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:56 PM (6JL3d)
Had not even heard of it, but sounds interesting. Not usually a zombie movieist, but I grew up surrounded by Korean culture so...
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:50 PM (eXSOZ)
Very well done zombie movie.
Train setting is nice and generates good tension.
Not sure if it's the script or Korean culture but the ending doesn't quite get the emotional effect it's going for, even though all the parts seem to be there.
Well worth seeing, esp. if you live zombie flicks.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2017 02:56 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (zLDYs)
yeah I know he's a jerk, but there IS something wrong with him.
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (v12G8)
It's called healthcare, bitches!
Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (326rv)
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (Nwg0u)
So - at this party - a chic was totally into me. But I didn't hit it. 'Cause I got dignity. And I was saving myself for the right 'Ette.
I shit you not. True story.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (R/01c)
Posted by: Bruce at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (8ikIW)
4chan broke him
Posted by: Blue at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (Sqor6)
The last three made over a Billion. Each.
Bay makes movies that somehow everyone simultaneously hates and pays money to see.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:54 PM (jhqr1)
The last one has only made about half a billion. And it "bombed" in the US. Its still made over a hundred million in the US but has not done as well as they hoped.
Still half a billion worldwide, so far. Its not going to die as a franchise yet.
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: BEN BUTTLISSCHEESEBURGER at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (JlyCG)
Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2017 02:58 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:50 PM (eXSOZ)
It's an interesting take on a zombie movie because it's playing with restrictions on space. You're on a train and there's an attack, where do you go? What do you do?
There's some interesting stuff in there culturally that I know I'm missing, even with my love of Kdramas. There's also a whiff of Lifeboat to it with the class structure of the survivors.
I mean, it's a movie, not a film, it's not speaking great truths of the Universe apart from people will do what they most to live. But I enjoyed it and thought it was well done.
Posted by: alexthechick - my will to power? so much bigger at July 12, 2017 02:58 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 02:58 PM (gbWkA)
Yeah I think a lot of the Michael Bay hate is posturing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:58 PM (39g3+)
yeah I know he's a jerk, but there IS something wrong with him.
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (v12G
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I'm with you, willow. He's just screaming for help, and I hope someone close to him is willing to do something to help him.
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (OD2ni)
So I could handle vodka... it tasted terrible, but the intent was to get tipsy (and then straight into drunk, I guess, I had no idea what I was doing), but when my father said "Dude, have a drink with me just once!" shortly before he went totally sober (and has been for eight years now, he's really happy about it), and so we had a bottle of scotch.
I... really hated the flavor. I just couldn't stand it >.> so i tried mixing it with stuff... like grape juice.
Scotch. Neat. Only reason I drink scotch? Only thing ex-wife's family wouldn't touch it. It was the only thing I could bring to Thanksgiving or 4th of July that wouldn't disappear.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (YxyYj)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2017 03:00 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 02:55 PM (z/Ubi)
There was no fourth Indie movie.
Look me in the eyes, sir. o.o The fourth movie never happened. It was cancelled before production even began.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 03:00 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2017 03:00 PM (4AVeu)
Indiana Jones and is this the right landing strip?
Indiana Jones and things cost more than they used to!
Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (v12G8)
wasn't this an Aphex Twin music video already?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (UZ1Hp)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (rmVvL)
And let's be frank--much of (what used to be called?) the Third World will just pay to watch awesome special effects, even if the plot and characters just suck.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (326rv)
Get to the engine and cut the cars loose?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (YxyYj)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:56 PM (6JL3d)
I don't like scotch either but mixing it with grape juice sounds disgusting.
I'll drink Irish whiskey.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: sinalco at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (yODqO)
I liked him *in* Fury.
Sheesh. I have to get back to work.
Posted by: sinalco at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (R/01c)
Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2017 02:58 PM (Enq6K)
Nostalgia Critic would do reviews of them. And on the last one he refused to do a review, so before the movie came out he did a "Not a Review."
I imagine that he got it pretty accurate.
https://youtu.be/ctembQrH_0k
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (jjaLl)
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Me too. No desire and I liked Transformers as a kid.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: HammerDog at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (9M063)
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (v12G8)
At least Mel Gibson went out with drunken dignity and like a whiny prancing nancy-boy.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (hLRSq)
at least Mel had an excuse. He was going through a nasty divorce.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (mpXpK)
Fuck, who cares why. He called the cop sugar tits. That's epic.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (N8+QD)
Posted by: Bruce at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (8ikIW)
Bollywood!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (YxyYj)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (nFwvY)
Indiana Han Jones Yells at Cloud City
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (326rv)
I just can't understand why family or someone else close to him doesn't just DO SOMETHING.
I dunno, maybe they can't.
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (UF0Iv)
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And that's why we can never cripple Hollywood through boycotts, etc.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: wooga at July 12, 2017 02:12 PM (3I7wr)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHIA LABOEUF KEEPS DIGGING HIMSELF DEEPER INTO TROUBLE AND HIS BREAKOUT FILM ROLE WAS IN A MOVIE CALLED "HOLES"!!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (0mRoj)
She wanted to fck me really badly, but I left her without fcking her. This was before the Pill, and I figured my luck she would get pregnant and I would have to marry her and totally fuck up by college career.
I feared it was going to be soo good, I would never escape, so I ran.
Glad I did, Pill became widely used a few years later and every girl you met wanted to fck.
Good times.
Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (aSKOz)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (YxyYj)
I have to give them credit for maintaining Elaborate Song And Dance Numbers, which went out with the 1950s over here.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (v12G
Kick 'em when they're up,
kick 'em when they're down.
Fuck them all.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (sBOL1)
He's not screaming for help. He's just an asshole. That's what his problem is.
There's an old Talmudic saying, "Those who are compassionate to the cruel will eventually be cruel to the compassionate".
Don't waste your sympathy on this lowlife POS. He's got everything one could ask for in life ... but that's not enough for him. He's a selfish prick who would happily watch you suffer for his own kicks. He deserves nothing but contempt.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (PY9jH)
I've seen more of him on youtube being trolled by smarter kids.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (RHEDC)
wasn't this an Aphex Twin music video already?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (UZ1Hp)
Wouldn't surprise me, considering the two I've seen for "Windowlicker."
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (v12G8)
That's according to a new analysis of Bureau of Labor Statistics' Panel data by the American Enterprise Institute (AEI) and the Institute for Family Studies (IFS), which found that "the most financially successful young adults today continue to be those who put marriage before the baby carriage."
Specifically, 86 percent of young people who got married before having kids are among the middle or top third of earners. Just 53 percent who put childbearing first have incomes in the middle or top third, meaning 47 percent of millennials who have a baby first are considered lower income.
"Even millennials from low-income families are more likely to flourish if they married before having children: 71 percent who married before having children made it into the middle or higher end of the income distribution by the time they are age 28 to 34," the AEI and IFS report.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (chuor)
Bay makes movies that somehow everyone simultaneously hates and pays money to see.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:54 PM (jhqr1)
I haven't been to a Transformers flick since #02. Can't remember the name.
hated the whole thing, then, near the end, when we finally got Devastator on screen, they dropped that line from the... token joke character, I don't even remember his name... as they were trying to line up an orbital strike or something, there were a pair of wrecking balls at Devastator's groin.
I groaned, I knew a joke was coming, and sure enough,
"I am directly beneath the enemy scrotum!!"
Done. Forever. Haven't seen one of those flicks since.
No forgiveness, ever.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (R/01c)
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Same here- but the IPA's I drink are 8-9% ABV, so I ain't turnin' in my card!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July
more like what happened shortly before someone hemolcked socrates drink.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: Alec Rawls at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (AphMS)
Indiana Jones and the "Order anything off the Early Bird menu"
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (OD2ni)
Wasn't there already one of these senior Indiana Jones threads about 6 months ago?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: sinalco at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (yODqO)
I liked him *in* Fury.
Sheesh. I have to get back to work.
Posted by: sinalco at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (yODqO)
Because most of his lines were "On the way!"
And I liked the other characters better.
Also Fury is a better war movie than Saving Private Ryan.
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (PY9jH)
Don't sweat it. I roamed the streets of your town once. Y'all survived that. You'll survive this.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (R/01c)
I thought the cartoons were kinda stupid, so I don't feel as if the movies violate anything sacred. But I was born in 1965 so they weren't aimed at my age group.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (0wem/)
It's an interesting take on a zombie movie because it's playing with restrictions on space. You're on a train and there's an attack, where do you go? What do you do?
Well, I *do* like Under Siege II way more than is healthy, and not totally because of Eric Bogosian and coconut oil napalm and Apple Newtons...
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Curmudgeon
Where every movie is like Oklahoma!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (YxyYj)
Also, always hated him. Always. Never was a fan...except of the 'real cannibal' youtube video. That was actually pretty funny.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (eXSOZ)I
I saw Collimated Whacko-beam open for...
Oh, who am I kidding, no band will ever be awesome enough to deserve a name like that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (n3xLS)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I ALREADY REFERRED TO THIS AT COMMENT 331!!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (R/01c)
Glad I'm not the only one. o_O Especially since around these parts, we respect 'n abide by the mighty Montgomery Scott, and he'd brook no bad word said about scotch.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (v12G8)
If the Lord didn't want you to bang hot gingers, he would have given them souls.
(I immediately denounce myself. and as a redhead who loves the Isley Brothers I can guarantee, I have soul.)
Posted by: moronhorde minion at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (88jeI)
Don't waste your sympathy on this lowlife POS. He's got everything one could ask for in life ... but that's not enough for him. He's a selfish prick who would happily watch you suffer for his own kicks. He deserves nothing but contempt.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (rZ+mb)
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Is he cruel? I just thought he was a jerk.
A needs-help-in-the-worst-way jerk, but a jerk nonetheless.
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
Indiana Jones and Wasn't there already one of these senior Indiana Jones threads about 6 months ago?
Posted by: Bruce at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (hPBW1)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (OD2ni)
Wasn't there already one of these senior Indiana Jones threads about 6 months ago?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
Who can remember that far back?
Posted by: indiana Jones at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: Benjamin Roflfish at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (JlyCG)
I imagine that he got it pretty accurate.
https://youtu.be/ctembQrH_0k
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (z/Ubi)
LOL! That guys needs to switch to decaf.
Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (Enq6K)
As some moron said yesterday, it's shocking Bruce Dern is still alive.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (Jcg9Q)
I've seen more of him on youtube being trolled by smarter kids.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (RHEDC)
He was the lead in Disturbia and Eagle Eye.
And if you don't know of them then that should tell you how good they were.
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (C8aCP)
public drunkenness
Posted by: m at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (VgThI)
Posted by: Grail Knight at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (0wem/)
That's why it's WINONA and chocolate!
Hot!
On a snowy night!
By the firelight!
On a gorilla skin rug!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (ENB12)
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM
Certainly after SPR's first1/2 hr
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (Ot7+c)
Indiana Jones and the Hoveround of Death
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (aW5/6)
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (sBOL1)
He's not screaming for help. He's just an asshole. That's what his problem is.
There's an old Talmudic saying, "Those who are compassionate to the cruel will eventually be cruel to the compassionate".
Don't waste your sympathy on this lowlife POS. He's got everything one could ask for in life ... but that's not enough for him. He's a selfish prick who would happily watch you suffer for his own kicks. He deserves nothing but contempt.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (rZ+mb)
Rumor is he was molested by some of the Hollywood Pedos. Messed him up something fierce.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (3OIiX)
As some moron said yesterday, it's shocking Bruce Dern is still alive.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (PY9jH)
Does she get nekkid and/or slapped around?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (0mRoj)
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T READ THE COMMENTS UNTIL AFTER I POST!!
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
Indiana Jones and Wasn't there already one of these senior Indiana Jones threads about 6 months ago?
Posted by: Bruce at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (8ikIW)
Probably.
We are still debating the Civil War though.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (Jcg9Q)
Tanya- SOMETHING (NOT REALLY) I just made it up on the fly
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (v12G8)
Whether or not your parents were married at the time you were born is the single best indicator of whether or not you will achieve basic success such as graduating high school and having a job. More predictive than your race or gender.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (gbWkA)
as the big robot fights begin my interest vanishes. You can't really
tell them apart, you don't care about them or what happens other than
hoping the people survive.
I thought the cartoons were kinda stupid, so I don't feel as if the
movies violate anything sacred. But I was born in 1965 so they weren't
aimed at my age group.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (39g3+)
*glass shatters as drink is dropped*
o.o DUDE. tinyurl.com/y8k23pod
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (eytER)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (YxyYj)
Wasn't the problem with his casting in both of them that the character was more adult than he's capable of being?
I mean, he only worked in Fury because veneer-of-combat-over-guy-of-tender-years and intense method acting as somebody that didn't even resemble him a tiny bit...
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (C8aCP)
public drunkenness
Posted by: m at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (VgThI)
He went off when he asked someone for a cig in City Market and they didn't give him one. Started screaming, cursing, and ranting. Then he went off on a police officer, and ran into a local hotel lobby where he continued to scream and rant.
Do NOT deny this jackass his nicotine fix.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:55 PM (eXSOZ)
One of the many horrible things he said to these cops was if he'd had his gun with him, he would've shot them.
He's been through treatment before. This is only the latest of several incidents. I dont know what it'll take for him to win against this problem.
I know it's their job, but I have to praise the restraint of the cops. I would've tased the shit out of him after the 20th or so "the cuffs are too tight".
Posted by: stace at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (xzZPy)
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (6n332)
skip, I will have to settle for a tunafish sandwich, blast it all.
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (v12G
They have those at Mexican Restaurants?
Posted by: Dave, clueless, Brooks at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (aSKOz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (TwwWO)
Whether or not your parents were married at the time you were born is the single best indicator of whether or not you will achieve basic success such as graduating high school and having a job. More predictive than your race or gender.
IOW, Bastards need not apply?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (YxyYj)
Certainly after SPR's first1/2 hr
I see SPR as three movies in one. The first is better than the second, the second better than the third.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (PY9jH)
Jagoff's a millionaire and he tries to bum smokes off of people? What a douchenozzle.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: chelsea danger at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (jpmvb)
Jane, I was wondering if you were here to see the video and the
Savannah-Chatham Co. police car. Does this LaBoef character live in
Savannah?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (aW5/6)
He doesn't live here, but he'd fit right in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (aW5/6)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 03:12 PM (ENB12)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 03:12 PM (39g3+)
tell them apart, you don't care about them or what happens other than
hoping the people survive.
See, my problem was that the parts with people were tragically shallow and highly irritating horsefuckery. Stupid Robot Tricks and incoherent action pales in comparison to that flaw.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 03:12 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 12, 2017 03:12 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 03:12 PM (ENB12)
Interesting. Send me a treatment.
Posted by: Joel Schumacher at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (UF0Iv)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (rmVvL)
It's a Big Numbers thing. There are lots of exceptions, but that's the way you should bet.
Now it's necessarily true in every case that "more children born in wedlock" would help cure a lot of societal ills, but that's the way we should bet.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (YxyYj)
Hey, you talking about me. Dad was sort of married to someone else, not my mother, so I am just an accidental bastard.
Posted by: Blackfoot Barry, dog eater at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (aSKOz)
Posted by: zombie Siskel at July 12, 2017 03:14 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2017 03:14 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:14 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Blackfoot Barry, dog eater at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (aSKOz)
I feel your pain man, my father lived next door to my dad, so I am sort of a neighborhood bastard.
Posted by: Jesse Jackson at July 12, 2017 03:15 PM (aSKOz)
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2017 03:15 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
Indiana Jones and Wasn't there already one of these senior Indiana Jones threads about 6 months ago?
Posted by: Bruce at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (8ikIW)
Indiana Jones and What? I Thought I Was....Now What The Heck? Now, I Came Into This Room to...What Was I Doing? I Think Maybe I Already...No, It Wasn't That...
Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2017 03:15 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 03:12 PM (39g3+)
I punched out when Brad Pitt was trying to make the unlikable wimp flat out murder a German who'd already surrendered.
Some folks might like WW 2 vets portrayed as rape-happy murderers. I am not one of them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 03:15 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (0mRoj)
There's an old Talmudic saying, "Those who are compassionate to the cruel will eventually be cruel to the compassionate".
Don't waste your sympathy on this lowlife POS. He's got everything
one could ask for in life ... but that's not enough for him. He's a
selfish prick who would happily watch you suffer for his own kicks. He
deserves nothing but contempt.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (rZ+mb)
Can't do that, we're called to a much harder bit of work - that of loving our enemies, blessing those who curse us, and doing good to those who spite us.
It's the much harder road, but it will pay off in ways we cannot comprehend down the line. We've got to do our best to live this way.
I'm not saying that it is wrong to be upset, or angry, or even to sometimes wish the malingerers would get a taste of their own medicine, but that we have to keep the proper mindset no matter what stage of life we're in. To desire justice is not a bad thing - to punish evil is not a bad thing - to be angry with the evildoer is not a bad thing - what makes it bad is our attitude about these things, what we do with them in our heart. Christ exhorted us to be like God, who is kind to the unjust and the wicked - it's a hard thing to do but we've got to try.
The trick is to find that state of mind where love, justice, and mercy all come together and are the same thing. o_O I doubt if we can ever get there, but it gives us a goal to shoot for, at least.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (jhqr1)
It was highly stylized and depending on shorthand character archetypes and imagery - which is sort of the same thing, but not quite.
Also, horrors of war can be stupid, but I didn't feel Fury's portrayal of stupid horrors was itself stupid. U-571, on the other hand...
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Benjamin Roflfish at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (JlyCG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 12, 2017 03:17 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2017 03:17 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (rmVvL)
Did P-51s have rockets? Or were those just British Typhoons and P47s?
SPR was the "Twister" of war movies--awesome cinematography, shallow plot.
I guess the problem with Michael Bay is that, unlike Spielberg, he is all special effects and no cinematogaphy.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 03:17 PM (ujg0T)
Mix equal parts aloe, oatmeal, peanut butter, and Nuru gel to the affected area.
Consume 1 beer and 2 pancakes every ten minutes until you have to pee, then watch George of the Jungle doing a headstand. Drink a glass of water while holding your nose and humming "Xanadu". 3 Jager shots and fall asleep where you are.
Thank me later.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 03:17 PM (ENB12)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 12, 2017 03:18 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 03:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 03:18 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2017 03:18 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM
I never saw it because I heard there was a US soldier rapist scene and I figured typical Hollywood shit on America thing. I take it that was not the case?
Posted by: Keith at July 12, 2017 03:18 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 03:19 PM (YxyYj)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 03:19 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 03:19 PM (aSKOz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 03:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (aSKOz)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (oVJmc)
Where is the carrot? Are you wearing pants?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (ENB12)
Posted by: Lord Rt. Hon. David Brooks at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 03:21 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2017 03:21 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (ENB12)
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I dunno, maybe it's a carrot. Let me get my reading glasses.
No.
(A dress)
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 03:21 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 03:21 PM (aSKOz)
Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2017 03:21 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 03:21 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: RioBravo at July 12, 2017 03:21 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 03:22 PM (ENB12)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (+7/1f)
But even that was done better in Band Of Brothers. Soldier boy meets German girl, they get it on consensually.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 03:22 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 03:22 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:22 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 12, 2017 03:23 PM (Nwg0u)
Some folks might like WW 2 vets portrayed as rape-happy murderers. I am not one of them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 03:15 PM (3OIiX)
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Same here.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 12, 2017 03:23 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2017 03:23 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2017 03:24 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM
Certainly after SPR's first1/2 hr
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (Ot7+c)
Again, better movie. You want to talk the opening sequence, then yes SPR is superior. But on the whole, as a movie, its Fury. For one, the newbie to the group isn't a whiny little shit the entire time who's conscience gets others killed because he doesn't want to kill a nazi.
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 03:24 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2017 03:24 PM (iVOAv)
It *is* a little odd in that parts are paced like a modern movie and parts are paced like a '40s war movie like the Train. I could see that making for attention skips. Definitely meant to be depressing in the beginning.
I punched out when Brad Pitt was trying to make the unlikable wimp flat out murder a German who'd already surrendered.
Some folks might like WW 2 vets portrayed as rape-happy murderers. I am not one of them.
This was right after being combat shy had lost lives. Norman needed to be "blooded" and lose his hesitation, which was kind of a real problem - consider the number of first time combatants that can't fire their weapon in real life, it's huge.
Also, the guy had surrendered, but had just been complicit in a number of crimes against the people there - and was in violation of uniform rules. Pitt's character always skirts the edge of what can be justified post facto, but never actually crosses it, if you're paying attention.
"Coon ass" was rapey, but not "War Daddy".
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 03:25 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2017 03:25 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (+7/1f)
Of course, just like any cross section of society. But, not like the Russians (and I have a hard time feeling all that bad, at least where adults were involved). Reap the whirlwind and all that.
A lot of 3rd Reich apologists neonazi types and Imperial Japan revisionists and progressive leftists (Hollywood types) hype anything they can to generate moral equivalence. I'll have to check it out now.
Not quite there for Avatar and the evil space corporate Marines vs. peaceful blue natives.
Posted by: Keith at July 12, 2017 03:26 PM (USf3s)
That said, he sounds like every other liberal celebrity whining about Trump. So there's that.
Posted by: Christian Toto at July 12, 2017 03:28 PM (GppXG)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (6JL3d)
I'm not called to do any such thing.
You only have so much time and so many resources. Every bit you waste on trying to do good things for bad people is taken away from possibly doing good things for good people, who actually deserve to have good things done for them.
Your and my life philosophies are totally different in these respects.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2017 03:29 PM (rZ+mb)
BoB is a great series, but it's idealized. If I had to go fight a war, I'd pick WWII against Hitler, have a "good war" and end up pissing in Hitler's Eagle Nest. Not everyone was so lucky.
Compare The Pacific, which is more realistic.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 03:30 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (6JL3d)
You sound like my husband. It's more fun to be the smaller person.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 12, 2017 03:30 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Indiana Jones at July 12, 2017 03:42 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 12, 2017 03:44 PM (uBQPh)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at July 12, 2017 03:54 PM (HqpV0)
Posted by: haiku guy at July 12, 2017 04:31 PM (N+zBw)
BoB is a great series, but it's idealized. If I had to go fight a war, I'd pick WWII against Hitler, have a "good war" and end up pissing in Hitler's Eagle Nest. Not everyone was so lucky.
Compare The Pacific, which is more realistic.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 03:30 PM (+7/1f)
True that. However, didn't half of them get killed before they got that far?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 04:42 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Pizzagate Child Star at July 12, 2017 04:44 PM (lQqJB)
1. The cuffs are too tight.
2. Why am I in custody?
3. The cuffs are too tight.
Posted by: docweasel at July 12, 2017 04:58 PM (jiT66)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 12, 2017 05:21 PM (rznWS)
The fight to the end, hold the crossroads to protect a nebulous hospital from being slaughtered, plot line was fucken weak to say the least. If that tank was de-tracked by a mine on the very crossroad they were tasked to defend, well that's very unlucky. If 300 Waffen SS with light weapons and vehicles and on foot had had been spotted 1000m out on a road moving directly to you, the pros would have done this. Engage the enemy in the open with the QF 17 pounder and the .50 M2. Blase away with the .30 guns for a brass up and then bug out into the night to the nearest treeline about 500m away. The SS attack/movement would have taken at least 30% to 40 % casualties at that range with those weapons and would have stopped. By the time they had completed casualty evacuation and re-org at night and with no transport, the battle would have been over. Next morning aircraft waste the remainder of SS forces by rocket attack. Hollywood sucks dogs balls.
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