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Shia LaBoeuf Hailed as Hero For Saving Child From Bear

Um, no, nothing like that happened.

Instead, what appears to be a drunk former actor curses out the cops and brags he has "More millionaire lawyers than you know what to do with, you stupid bitch!"

In other words, same shit, different day.

He also says, to a black cop, "The President "doesn't give a f**k about you, and you wanna do what? Arrest white people?"

Then he begins having a tantrum, like a drunken sissy baby, screaming "My cuffs are too tight! Why am I in custody?! My cuffs are too tight! Why am I in custody?!" ad on and on.

So, watch this sad clown plummet as he approaches terminal velocity.

Posted by: Ace at 02:22 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: WaldoTJ (in Texas) at July 12, 2017 02:11 PM (M1MpJ)

2 Covfefe!

Posted by: The Unknown Commenter at July 12, 2017 02:11 PM (AM1GF)

3 He should probably call Optimus Prime.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 12, 2017 02:12 PM (72PAC)

4 splat. Number 5 in my deadpool.

Posted by: Abiss at July 12, 2017 02:12 PM (L6Zpd)

5 He forgot the first lesson of holes.

Posted by: wooga at July 12, 2017 02:12 PM (3I7wr)

6 enjoyable.

Posted by: Memories at July 12, 2017 02:12 PM (mwcEF)

7 he remembers all the lessons of 'assholes' though...so...

Posted by: Abiss at July 12, 2017 02:12 PM (L6Zpd)

8 Gorilla: "this is more embarrassing than the time I put my finger in my ass, sniffed it, and fell out of the tree!"

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:12 PM (ENB12)

9 The dude has issues.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2017 02:13 PM (J+eG2)

10 That's works as good as "I pay your salary", when stopped for a traffic violation.

In other words, it ends badly.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2017 02:13 PM (TE03o)

11 I think he went off the deep end when the guys from 4chan found and stole his banner

Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2017 02:14 PM (TE03o)

12 His breakout role was as a child star in Disney's 2003 movie "holes"

Posted by: wooga at July 12, 2017 02:14 PM (3I7wr)

13 Is this winning? Because it feels a lot like winning.

Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2017 02:14 PM (q177U)

14 Remember, kids:

Fame and alcohol do not mix!

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 02:14 PM (DQ4Fv)

15 This isn't a new Sia video?

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 02:14 PM (AU4SY)

16 Another child star slowly becomes unhinged, substance-abusing mess.
It's sad, really. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Amanda Bynes, etc.
What the hell is happening to them during their formative years that they get this f#cked up?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2017 02:15 PM (NOIQH)

17 Somewhere Mel Gibson is snickering...."amateur"...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:15 PM (ENB12)

18 That's some funny shit right there!

Posted by: Super-Hung Power-Top at July 12, 2017 02:15 PM (jjaLl)

19 I never understood why people think he's a great actor.
Is there some sort of challenge in saying "No No No NO!" really fast?

Posted by: Iblis at July 12, 2017 02:15 PM (9221z)

20 Where the hell is Optimus Prime when you need him? Is he greasing the oil can again?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2017 02:15 PM (TE03o)

21 Shia LaBoeuf is a man. I didn't know that; I learn a lot here.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (SsblQ)

22 He's a washout and it really is by his own hand that he's heading in the the scene of the accident.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (qZdIZ)

23 in vino veritas.

he is who you thought he was.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (nFwvY)

24 >>Another child star slowly becomes unhinged, substance-abusing mess.
It's sad, really. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Amanda Bynes, etc.
What the hell is happening to them during their formative years that they get this f#cked up?

Millions of dollars + unbridled adulation + Hollywood lifestyle + naive kids = disaster.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (/tuJf)

25 At least Mel Gibson went out with drunken dignity and like a whiny prancing nancy-boy.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (hLRSq)

26 >>>Is there some sort of challenge in saying "No No No NO!" really fast?

Seems like every girl I meet can do that!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (ENB12)

27 Oh well, some heros are real, some are just cartoon characters

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (Ot7+c)

28 Did those f*$@ing cops ever call Greg?

Shia would never have been locked up if the cops had called Greg.

Posted by: Rosemary Lehmberg at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (j+dfT)

29 "The President "doesn't give a f**k about you, and you wanna do what? Arrest white people?"

Sadly, that's probably the most lucid thing I've ever heard him say.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (PFy0L)

30 They can even do it while running!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (ENB12)

31 >>>What the hell is happening to them during their formative years that they get this f#cked up?

Corey Feldman blames rampant pedophilia in Hollywood.

Posted by: wooga at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (3I7wr)

32 Remember, kids:

Fame and alcohol do not mix!

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 02:14 PM (DQ4Fv)


You got that right.

Posted by: Frances Farmer at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (X6fMO)

33 I don't care to watch an overpaid asshole get arrested. Maybe if he was sprayed with OC and beaten then I might watch. Mental illness coupled with too much cash is never going to end well.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (zZWkn)

34 He forgot the first lesson of holes.

Posted by: wooga at July 12, 2017 02:12 PM (3I7wr)


If you want a really big one you got to start from high up and firewall the throttles in your dive.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (hLRSq)

35 "Shia LaBoeuf Hailed as Hero For Saving Child From Bear
--Ace

Um, no, nothing like that happened."


Threadwinner.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (tbOMB)

36 Hollywood's p!an was he was going to be the new Indiana Jones. Instead he's the new crazy guy screaming in the al!ey.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (Nwg0u)

37 Joaquin Phoenix just told him to stop being an asshole.

Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (7n4KQ)

38 Some electroshock applied liberally followed by a Thorazine chaser should cure his mental and anger challenges.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2017 02:18 PM (mcI77)

39 So-o-o-o-o-o,


LaBoeuf Bourguignon?


Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2017 02:18 PM (NyJwR)

40 And he has a history of this shit too. Sooner or later they are going to get tired of it and give him a "hickory haircut".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2017 02:18 PM (mpXpK)

41 The only way this story should end is he gets shoved into a jail cell with "cuck" scrawled on the wall.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 12, 2017 02:18 PM (pRLf4)

42 Another child star slowly becomes unhinged, substance-abusing mess.
It's sad, really. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Amanda Bynes, etc.
What the hell is happening to them during their formative years that they get this f#cked up?


Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2017 02:15 PM (NOIQH)


They're told how great they are and how wonderful and perfect and then they start to believe it; when it's time to join the real world, that's when the shit hits the fan, mentally.
And sometimes, literally.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2017 02:18 PM (jjaLl)

43 He will not divide us.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2017 02:19 PM (tbOMB)

44 "My ass cheeks will not be divided!"

Posted by: Shia LaBoeuf at July 12, 2017 02:19 PM (8TdcF)

45 He forgot the first lesson of holes.

School's open, honey!

Posted by: Hope Solo at July 12, 2017 02:19 PM (X6fMO)

46 That moment when you realize 4chan has hidden the handcuff key.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 12, 2017 02:19 PM (F0ZHr)

47 At least Mel Gibson went out with drunken dignity and like a whiny prancing nancy-boy.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (hLRSq)


...and *not* like...

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 12, 2017 02:19 PM (hLRSq)

48 25
At least Mel Gibson went out with drunken dignity and like a whiny prancing nancy-boy.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (hLRSq)

at least Mel had an excuse. He was going through a nasty divorce.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (mpXpK)

49 Shia LaBoeuf is the id of the left, personified.

("id" in the Freudian sense.)

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (DQ4Fv)

50 What the hell is happening to them during their formative years that they get this f#cked up?
======

They're getting raped and passed around by Hollywood producers/directors/movers/shakers.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (vg8iE)

51 Naked car jacker got shot trying to get into Arby's the other day.
Thought it might be this La Beef guy.
Alas, no.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (baYK5)

52 I need a drink, preferably coffee.

Idiot actor digs own grave, crawls in all the while loudly protesting.

Sucks to be him.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (qZdIZ)

53

Shia LaBoeuf: "Do you know who I am?"

Me: "No"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (IqV8l)

54 In other words, it ends badly.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2017 02:13 PM (TE03o)

"Just give me a f'ing ticket and stop being an asshole" only cost me $300.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (tbOMB)

55 >>Somewhere Mel Gibson is snickering...."amateur"...


Mel reaches out to others in Hollywood who have had meltdowns, such as Robert Downey Jr. and Britney Spears, and offers them support, assistance in cleaning up their lives.


Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (NOIQH)

56 Lets see if we can manage NOT to talk about "you know what" in this thread.

Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (q177U)

57 I wonder if these guys are messed up by their early fame and, uh, being part of the Hollywood system at a young age... or if they're a mess to begin with, which makes them able to act and perform at an earlier age than other kids.

What I mean is this, is the personality that lets a kid do well on screen at an early age inherently unstable and somewhat mad to begin with, or are they driven around the bend by too early fame/riches/being exposed to the ghastly immorality and corruption of fame?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (39g3+)

58 >>>Naked car jacker got shot trying to get into Arby's the other day

Who has time to get dressed when they're craving curly fries?? Don't judge, bro!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (ENB12)

59 Got to pray for this poor guy, he's spiraling out of control


It's painful to watch people self-destruct like this x.x

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (6JL3d)

60 Remember, kids:

Fame and alcohol do not mix!



Ummm....

Posted by: Ron White, Foster Brooks, and Dean Martin on a pontoon boat in your driveway. at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (F0ZHr)

61 "The President "doesn't give a f**k about you, and you wanna do what? Arrest white people?"

Sadly, that's probably the most lucid thing I've ever heard him say.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (PFy0L)


Wait, what? You think Trump doesn't give a fuck about black people?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (jjaLl)

62 What the hell is happening to them during their formative years that they get this f#cked up?

The Beef was profoundly fucked up before ever getting a break. The reason I know this, is that I once read an account of *how* he got his big break. Basically, that he arrived to an audition, and managed to convince (through lies and misrepresentation) other applicants that he'd landed the spot the day before. That's not enough, though. No, the part where he bragged about it. That it was a little morality tale he told about how he was the right one for the role because he wanted it more.

So, yeah. Even as a kid, psychopath with impulse control and will to power/entitlement issues.

The couple of times I've seen him method acting, he is actually able to bring something to a role, he's actually kind of gifted in that way (Fury, for one), but at the expense of being even slightly tolerable to fellow actors.

"Okay, Shia, you're going to spend a week camping out of a tank."
"YOU MEAN I CAN QUIT BATHING FOR A WEEK?!?!"

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (eXSOZ)

63 4chan drove this man insane.

Shia could have lived comfortably off Transformers revenues for the rest of his days, but because Shia took himself too seriously (as an artiiiiist!), he's now a broken man.

Posted by: The Institute at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (nGsFZ)

64 I try very hard to remember him as Louis Stevens in Even Stevens from back when there was kid's TV that didn't suck.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (IIOyJ)

65 First to say Shia's new flag is on top of Rico's Fruit and Liquor at 24 Blowmore Street, Savannah, GA!
Praise Kek!

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (nlbfN)

66 In vino veritas.

If, when you're drunk, you're an amiable, warm fellow, full of wit and good cheer, then that's what's lurking within you, waiting for inhibitions to fall away before it can get out.

And if, when drunk, you act like a flaming asshole, well guess what, asshole: That's you.

This guy's the biggest most flaming asshole I've ever seen.

Posted by: Pastafarian at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (OWWiT)

67 LaBoof is probably looking forward to the prison BUTT SEX.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (mcI77)

68 Why is he in custody?

Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (C8aCP)

69 They're told how great they are and how wonderful and perfect and then they start to believe it; when it's time to join the real world, that's when the shit hits the fan, mentally.
And sometimes, literally.




Watch Game of Thrones.
Pay attention to the Joffrey Lannister character.
There's your Hollywood child star.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (YxyYj)

70 "What the hell is happening to them during their formative years that they get this f#cked up?"

Alex, I'll take "Self-Answering Questions" for five hundred, please.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (ujwCG)

71 >>>"you know what" in this thread.

Butt stuff?
Or gorillas?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (ENB12)

72 And you know, on top of all that, he is kind of a little shit.

So, if he starts something, just about anybody could wax his ass.

Mr. La Boeuf, are you ready for your close-up?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (RFeQD)

73 Where's La Beef?

Posted by: Zombie Clara Peller at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (IqV8l)

74 How is this guy still working?
I mean even H'Wood worries about money. Usually.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (B9t7n)

75 >>Lets see if we can manage NOT to talk about "you know what" in this thread.

Gorillas?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (/tuJf)

76 60 Ummm....

Posted by: Ron White, Foster Brooks, and Dean Martin on a pontoon boat in your driveway. at July 12, 2017 02:21 PM (F0ZHr)

My understanding is that Dean Martin's drinking thing was all an act.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (mpXpK)

77 Needless to say he has a severe mental issue.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (n3xLS)

78 sad, really. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Amanda Bynes, etc.
What the hell is happening to them during their formative years that they get this f#cked up?

-
I watched a Celebrity Autopsy about Judy Garland. The studio was giving her meth as a kid to get 18 hour days out of her and constantly bitching at her about her weight. And that was in the 30s and 40s.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (Nwg0u)

79 Shia LaBoeuf: "Do you know who I am?"

Me: "No"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (IqV8l)
======

Our agency's previous COO got pulled over one time and she said to the cop, "Do you know WHO I am??"

The cop calmly said, "No. Here's your ticket. Have a nice day!"

No shit, true story.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (vg8iE)

80 They're told how great they are and how wonderful and perfect and then they start to believe it; when it's time to join the real world, that's when the shit hits the fan, mentally.
And sometimes, literally.



a.k.a. - the story of Obama

Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (7n4KQ)

81 Me sides, horde you're killing me

Posted by: goodluckduck at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (yqvys)

82 I mean you can go down the list of child actors that has not turned out in some way broken and insane on one hand. Is it that they're passed around like a pack of cigarettes in a prison cell while being steeped in drugs and alcohol or is there just something innate in them that cracks at a certain age?

I mean Kurt Russell was acting very young and he didn't turn into a demented freak. But almost everyone else does.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (39g3+)

83 who now? should i know this festering postule from lena dunhams' ass?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (KP5rU)

84 I see this Shia guy was victim of (attempted) rape perpetrated by a woman. Yeah, his butt has been used.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (SsblQ)

85 I would just like to point out that Pete and Pete are well-adjusted adults.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:23 PM (ENB12)

86 Know of quite a few young men go under to people I associated with on jobs, and a number who are just failing life. No clue why.

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2017 02:24 PM (Ot7+c)

87 This guy's the biggest most flaming asshole I've ever seen.
Posted by: Pastafarian at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (OWWiT)

Word.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 12, 2017 02:24 PM (Ri/rl)

88 >>So, yeah. Even as a kid, psychopath with impulse control and will to power/entitlement issues.


Oh, that would help explain it!
Probably another influence is parents willing to use their kids a commodity, make them work to support the family, when they should be busy just being kids.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2017 02:24 PM (NOIQH)

89 TheBeef approached a cop asking for a cigarette? I guess that Transformers money is running out.

Then he tries to use that act to prove he was being nice and not a racist?

Then goes on and on calling names because he's so nice?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:24 PM (jhqr1)

90 Wait, what? You think Trump doesn't give a fuck about black people?

Quite the opposite, actually. Just pointing out that Beef's thought processes aren't really all that coherent.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 02:24 PM (PFy0L)

91 Shia; "Trump broke me."

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2017 02:24 PM (jAZR9)

92 If, when you're drunk, you're an amiable, warm fellow, full of wit and good cheer, then that's what's lurking within you, waiting for inhibitions to fall away before it can get out.

And if, when drunk, you act like a flaming asshole, well guess what, asshole: That's you.


I'm just sullen and depressed.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2017 02:24 PM (X6fMO)

93 "you're an amiable, warm fellow"
LaBoeuf is the opposite of Elwood P. Dowd.

Posted by: Harvey the pooka at July 12, 2017 02:25 PM (cfHE9)

94
They're getting raped and passed around by Hollywood producers/directors/movers/shakers.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (vg8iE)

Sadly, I think this is the biggest problem with child actors. I don't know what these kids have been through there, but I would bet money that threats against them and their families were mentioned, unless they went along with whatever perversion those bastards wanted to engage in.

Even so...it doesn't give them the right to be assholes to anyone else.

Posted by: moki at July 12, 2017 02:25 PM (V+V48)

95 Watch Game of Thrones.
Pay attention to the Joffrey Lannister character.
There's your Hollywood child star.


Or the liberal arts faculty at any U.S. university.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 12, 2017 02:25 PM (F0ZHr)

96 4chan broke this guy

Posted by: brak at July 12, 2017 02:25 PM (5iU/N)

97 If you want a really big one you got to start from high up and firewall the throttles in your dive.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 12, 2017 02:17 PM (hLRSq)

There are other ways to get a really big hole...

Posted by: Teen Vogue at July 12, 2017 02:26 PM (KUaJL)

98
It's painful to watch people self-destruct like this

Brings a smile to my face.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2017 02:26 PM (IqV8l)

99 Other than not settling down with a nice pancake-loving trampoline aficionado, I think Winona turned out fairly well.

Minus the misunderstanding over one or two sweaters.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:26 PM (ENB12)

100 4chan drove this man insane.

Shia could have lived comfortably off Transformers revenues for the rest of his days, but because Shia took himself too seriously (as an artiiiiist!), he's now a broken man.



Nah. Stardom drove him insane.
That's why Marky Mark had to take over in T-4.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 02:27 PM (YxyYj)

101 I'm just sullen and depressed.
I tend to needle other people and make puns. I'm the diet Coke of mean drunks.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:27 PM (eXSOZ)

102 Kurt Russell, Ron Howard, & Jeff Bridges had fathers in the business that knew the score.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 12, 2017 02:27 PM (nFwvY)

103 Why is he in custody?
He killed a family pack of Valu-Rite. Some of them were only 12-weeks-old.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 12, 2017 02:27 PM (nlbfN)

104 I wonder what his brother, Sunni LaBoeuf, has to say about this.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 02:27 PM (DQ4Fv)

105 I think this guy has actual mental health issues, so I can't really laugh at him.

Posted by: Schaeffer at July 12, 2017 02:27 PM (qw7Fg)

106 LaBoof is probably looking forward to the prison BUTT SEX.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (mcI77)



So-o-o-o-o,

Paupiette du LaBoeuf?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (NyJwR)

107 I know that at least some of these kids are used as sex toys for rich and powerful Hollywood elites, who know that their position, politics, and power will mean they never pay a price. Guys like Jimmy Saville are more the rule than the exception. That, plus giving kids liquor and drugs to loosen them up and control them at an early age has to destroy you.

I mean, look at young Drew Barrymore. She cleaned up and ended up a bit less messed up, but she was burning through 8 balls and having orgies at 11.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)

108 Chaplinsky!

Posted by: Inogame at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (ySZHT)

109 His breakout role was as a child star in Disney's 2003 movie "holes"

I liked that movie. My favorite part is when they painted some Bearded Dragons and pretended they were really dangerous and scary.

Bearded. Dragons.

They're pretty much the most docile thing outside a throw pillow.

Still a fun movie though.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (jhqr1)

110 There are other ways to get a really big hole...
Posted by: Teen Vogue at July 12, 2017 02:26 PM (KUaJL)

LOL, you all couldn't make it to 100 comments before going there.

Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (q177U)

111 4chan drove this man insane.
Goodness, gracious,
Great Balls o' Fire!

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (nlbfN)

112 nothing like saying "Do you know who I am"

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (FZYNt)

113 >>4chan drove this man insane.

They may have pushed him further down the path but he was acting this way before 4chan started screwing with his flag campaign.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (/tuJf)

114 He's the primary reason I wish Indiana Jones 4 was never made.

Posted by: Iblis at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (9221z)

115 104> I thought they hated each other?

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (jAZR9)

116 Nah. Stardom drove him insane.
I think it's more that stardom provided a chamber for his emitted insanity to reflect and align for several cycles before bursting forth in a collimated whacko-beam.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (eXSOZ)

117 Next up for auction:

A set of undies soiled by Chia Ladouche, when a 350 lb. cellmate sidled up to him in a GA county lock up.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (tbOMB)

118 I think Kurt Russel turned out better because Walt protected his assets very carefully so he didn't end up being used and abused. But the Disney system now doesn't give a rip about the stars, only the money and the product.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (39g3+)

119
Well Lookie Here Russian Lawyer Veselnitskaya is Pictured with Obama Ambassador to Russia 8 Days After Trump Jr. Mtg.

GatewayPundit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (SjImc)

120 OT but ZH has story about 25K weaponized autistics spies laying in wait to destroy the country. I worked at NRG for many years and the ENTIRE electricity trading congestion desk was comprised of Chinese nationals who traded power entirely in Chinese.

Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (qfDb3)

121 If only I could be at his arraignment.

Imagine the whole court room chanting, "He will not divide us!?" Get the judge completely torqued off at Shia?

Posted by: rd at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (4dz1m)

122 105; i can. crazy amounts of drugs and booze will do that. self inflicted idiocy. fuck him.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (KP5rU)

123 He's the primary reason I wish Indiana Jones 4 was never made.

That. Never. Happened.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (F0ZHr)

124 Y'all let me know when you have that same footage of Hillary!

Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (C8aCP)

125 Very important news there Ace
It will save morons hundreds in not having to buy the Narionsl Inquirer

Posted by: Your son at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (HwH47)

126 He's the primary reason I wish Indiana Jones 4 was never made.

Only George Lucas could think Shia would make a good greaser. That was one of the worst casting choices in human history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)

127 Veselnitskaya was also connected to Fusion GPS, the DNC opposition research firm that produced the fraudulent and discredited Trump Dossier.

So why was Veselnitskaya hanging out with Obama officials just days after her meeting with Donald Trump Jr.?

And why was Veselnitskaya given a privileged seat up front during the Congressional hearing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2017 02:31 PM (SjImc)

128 Seriously, who the fuck is this guy?


Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 02:27 PM (phiNj)

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Since I already had to look it up, I'll tell you that he is a famous actor. In movies and TV. The only movie he made that I have seen was Indiana Jones - Crystal Skulls and I didn't care who the actor was. He has been mentioned on this blog before and I paid no attention and assumed he is a woman. Apparently, he is some sort of pussy man.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 12, 2017 02:31 PM (SsblQ)

129 I've known a lot of men who are a lot of fun to be around when they get drunk, even if the stuff they do usually is of the "hey y'all, watch this!!!" category.

Shia reminds me of way too many drunk women I have known, get a few drinks in them and here starts that mouth that thinks it can get away with saying anything, especially the kind of crap that would get most guys heads taken off in 60 seconds.

Posted by: tom servo at July 12, 2017 02:31 PM (OmOvC)

130
I'm sorry,, but I find him super-sexy...

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 12, 2017 02:31 PM (j/Mlu)

131 "...she was burning through 8 balls and having orgies at 11."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)



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You change that "she" to a "he", and you got yourself a deal, fella!

Posted by: John Podesta at July 12, 2017 02:31 PM (jjaLl)

132 Shia reminds me of way too many drunk women I have known, get a few drinks in them and here starts that mouth that thinks it can get away with saying anything, especially the kind of crap that would get most guys heads taken off in 60 seconds.

First scene in Way of the Gun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:32 PM (39g3+)

133 He's the primary reason I wish Indiana Jones 4 was never made.

Same. Except replace Shia with George Lucas.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:32 PM (jhqr1)

134 That. Never. Happened.
It's okay. In another 15 years Spielberg and Lucas will release an edit of Indy 4 in which they replace Shia with a walkie-talkie.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:32 PM (eXSOZ)

135 He is mentally ill. That's not an excuse for what he did, it's an observation. Hell, even /pol/ noted that it's time that people in his life step up and intervene before something truly tragic happens.

And you know what? Good on the cops for handling this how they did. Credit where it is due.

Posted by: alexthechick - my will to power? so much bigger at July 12, 2017 02:32 PM (mf5HN)

136 130
I'm sorry,, but I find him super-sexy...
Posted by: Shep Smith

speak for yourself

Posted by: Shep Smiths asshole at July 12, 2017 02:32 PM (FZYNt)

137 What the hell is happening to them during their formative years that they get this f#cked up?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2017 02:15 PM (NOIQH)



They get everything they want and must do everything they should never have to do.
IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2017 02:32 PM (A4DFu)

138 I saw him in that tank movie a few weeks ago. The only reason I kept watching was to see the Germans to kill him.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 12, 2017 02:32 PM (qJhUV)

139 When South Park introduces him as the new character BoyBearPig, I wonder if he'll do his own voice work?

Posted by: ShainS at July 12, 2017 02:33 PM (1GtVi)

140 Donde esta 'El Beef'?

Posted by: El Guapo Cell Block A at July 12, 2017 02:33 PM (QM5S2)

141 Very important news there Ace
It will save morons hundreds in not having to buy the Narionsl Inquirer
Posted by: Your son at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (HwH47)

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Your Concern is:

[ ] noted
[ ] not noted
[x] shut the fuck up
[x] git the fuck out

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2017 02:33 PM (8XRCm)

142
If, when you're drunk, you're an amiable, warm
fellow, full of wit and good cheer, then that's what's lurking within
you, waiting for inhibitions to fall away before it can get out.



And if, when drunk, you act like a flaming asshole, well guess what, asshole: That's you.



This guy's the biggest most flaming asshole I've ever seen.

Posted by: Pastafarian at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (OWWiT)

I've been drunk twice in my life, mostly because I don't know anyone who's ever properly controlled their drinking, and so I have been leery about giving alcohol any purchase in my life.

>.> With that said... apparently I am a shameless flirt when drunk, but also with some measure of decency. Vaguely I remember a party at my cousin's house, attended by some folks I knew... when a one-nighter looked increasingly likely with a (let's say gifted) redhead I had a strong liking for (but who was six years my junior), I told my cousin that I had to leave the party, or I wouldn't be able to call myself a Paladin anymore. He stared at me in disbelief.

"You're serious right now? Because... you know... *motions to the redhead*
*nods gravely*
o.0 Too many video games, maybe.

I also remember absconding with my cousin's fridge afterwards... was having a hard time standing and thought the fridge was a loyal and supportive friend; had it halfway out the back door before people caught what was going on and got me sorted out.


Don't know where that leaves me in the final analysis of "who you are when you're drunk." o_O Flirt, but with decency, lawful good Paladin with a tendency towards grand larceny? Heck if I know. Makes for a good story at least!

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:33 PM (6JL3d)

143 Yes, but they never call any more.

Posted by: Artie, the Strongest Man In The World at July 12, 2017 02:33 PM (1a9hm)

144 Little old lady got mutilated late last night. Naked carjackers again.

Posted by: Warren Z. at July 12, 2017 02:34 PM (nVNyU)

145 Literally the best movie he's ever been in.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2017 02:34 PM (7HtZB)

146 Shia reminds me of way too many drunk women I have known, get a few drinks in them and here starts that mouth that thinks it can get away with saying anything, especially the kind of crap that would get most guys heads taken off in 60 seconds.
Posted by: tom servo at July 12, 2017 02:31 PM (OmOvC)

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It aint even THAT complicated.

Shia is an *angry* drunk.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (8XRCm)

147 I always appreciated Jimmy Stewart for his quiet dignity as a performer, but now I see that no one can hold a candle to Shia LaPoof.

Your style and elegance precedes you, sir. Truly you should have been part of Hollywood's Golden Age.

Posted by: Andrew X at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (nNWjx)

148 He's the primary reason I wish Indiana Jones 4 was never made

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They Crystal Skull fvcked us.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (Nwg0u)

149 apparently I am a shameless flirt

I read that as a shirtless flame.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (tbOMB)

150 At a secret meeting held once per year on New Year's Eve in the Hollywood Hills, all the world's actors gather for The Ritual.

Each writes their own name on a slip of paper, and drops it into a barrel.

Then, in deathly silence, one of the names is plucked at random from the barrel. That year's Buffoon has been selected.

Condolences are said to the devastated newly-chosen buffoon, while everyone else says "Whew!"

Each new Buffoon is designated at the actor who must become the face of Hollywood narcissism and idiocy, and must spend 12 months having a public meltdown of unparalleled proportions.

Buffoons have an option: They can follow a script (usually co-written by Quentin Tarantino and Mel Gibson), or they go "go improv."

Shia LaBoeuf, this year's buffoon, foolishly decided to go improv.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (DQ4Fv)

151 TheBeef approached a cop asking for a cigarette? I guess that Transformers money is running out.
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A friend of mine attended acting school in NYC which was located in a building with apartments, condos, etc. These students were dirt-ass poor, living in NYC, going to acting school - you get the picture. Anyway, Julia Stiles lived in the building and he said she would come down everyday while they were out smoking, bumming cigarettes and saying shit to them like, "I don't know why anyone needs to go to acting school, I mean it's so easy." etc etc etc

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (vg8iE)

152 Very important news there Ace
It will save morons hundreds in not having to buy the Narionsl Inquirer

Posted by: Your son at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (HwH47)


I am sure the Hot Air button on your computer is fully functional.

Nickelfucker.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (X6fMO)

153 This is the best movie he's made in years.

A remake of 'Lost Weekend' if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (oVJmc)

154 Rush on way home was taking about Natascha, she was front and center of the Mish Mash anti Trump rally, and on election day had a picture of DT as a baby held by Vlad. Things are not equaling up.

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2017 02:35 PM (Ot7+c)

155 They Crystal Skull fvcked us.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message

Crystal Pepsi

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 12, 2017 02:36 PM (FZYNt)

156 whoreson?


Suck it. Raw.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 02:36 PM (PFy0L)

157 Ace, this post isn't really complete without this classic:


https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:36 PM (sBOL1)

158 >>Shia is an *angry* drunk.

He seems pretty angry when he's sober. Alcohol may fuel him to another level but he seems to have some mental problems.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:36 PM (/tuJf)

159 Sounds like alcohol was definitely involved.

Posted by: David Horton at July 12, 2017 02:36 PM (rJOC2)

160 They Crystal Skull fvcked us.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message

Crystal Pepsi
Posted by: Rick in SK



Zima

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 02:37 PM (YxyYj)

161 HE WILL NOT IMBIBE US!

HE WILL NOT IMBIBE US!

HE WILL NOT IMBIBE US!

HE WILL NOT IMBIBE US!

HE WILL NOT IMBIBE US!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 02:37 PM (oVJmc)

162 Brings a smile to my face.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2017 02:26 PM (IqV8l)


Proverbs 24:17~18

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:37 PM (6JL3d)

163 Don't know where that leaves me in the final analysis of "who you are when you're drunk." o_O Flirt, but with decency, lawful good Paladin with a tendency towards grand larceny? Heck if I know. Makes for a good story at least!
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:33 PM (6JL3d)



Basically what the Horde is getting out of that story is next time any of us move we're having you come over, getting you liquored up, pointing at the boxes and saying "Your friends need you to carry them to the truck. They're drunk."

Posted by: alexthechick - my will to power? so much bigger at July 12, 2017 02:37 PM (mf5HN)

164 >>>It will save morons hundreds in not having to buy the Narionsl Inquirer

Jokes on you, I read Archie comics in the checkout line!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:37 PM (ENB12)

165 I don't know why anyone needs to go to acting school, I mean it's so easy.

Yeah well when you look like her it doesn't matter how lousy or good you are. Women are natural actors to begin with, anyway.

But it doesn't surprise me that she would be a bit of a bitch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:37 PM (39g3+)

166 Little old lady got mutilated late last night. Naked carjackers again.

I googled "naked carjacker" and the only recent hit came back from a story about Wisconsin PD killing a naked carjacker. Same guy?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:37 PM (jhqr1)

167 Hey, the Russian mole just approved a $3.9 billion Patriot missile system for Romania.

Worst. Mole. Ever.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (F0ZHr)

168 Resist we much!

Posted by: Shei LaQueef at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (87y4e)

169 JUST DOOOOO IT!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: SHia LeIcantspellmyownname at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (+dsLj)

170 Since Shia le Buttfuque was in it, it seems time to reminisce how godawful that Crystal Skullfucker movie was .

You get to the end, and of course, It's ALIENS! ALIENS who have been collecting magnificent art from around the world for thousands and thousands of years, and its all in their great treasure room! So they finally get all copacetic and re-integrated, and decide to go back to their own dimension or whatever, and what do they do with all this magnificent loot they've spent thousands of years collecting?

Well, these are ALIENS, after all, So they smash all of it to powder for no reason, just because Dat's What dese ALIENS Do! Apparently they even wipe all of their fingerprints off everything.

yeah, what a farking brilliant script that was.

Posted by: tom servo at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (OmOvC)

171 I still can't figure out what the "he will not divide us" slogan was supposed to mean.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (39g3+)

172 It's been a while since we've had a legit recurring troll.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (KUaJL)

173 Naked carjacker?

When they are done driving...what do they do with the car keys?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (PFy0L)

174

Hes a mentally ill alcoholic whose own mother is his worst enemy and no one cares about him enough to intervene

At this rate he will be dead in 10. I pity him

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2017 02:39 PM (hPBW1)

175 He literally pulled the Randy Marsh "This is America!" line.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2017 02:39 PM (7HtZB)

176 "The cuffs are too tight!"

The rent is too damn high!

Posted by: David Horton at July 12, 2017 02:39 PM (rJOC2)

177 >>>Artie, the Strongest Man In The World

***claps hands like a tard***

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 02:39 PM (ENB12)

178 Slowly I turned, Niagara Falls

Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 02:39 PM (aSKOz)

179 What is a 'Shia LaBeouf' or 'LaBeouf' or whatever and why should I give a flying Philadephia act of fornication about him until the day the bankruptcy judge's gavel comes down?

Posted by: JEM at July 12, 2017 02:39 PM (TppKb)

180 167 Hey, the Russian mole just approved a $3.9 billion Patriot missile system for Romania.

Worst. Mole. Ever.
Posted by: Circa

***

shhhh, we'll talk later, these gaysex skits about trump and putin aren't going to write themselves.

XXOO

the SNL writer's club

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 02:39 PM (AU4SY)

181 Foster Brooks, he ain't.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (oVJmc)

182 Yeah well when you look like her it doesn't matter how lousy or good you are.

She's pretty, but gots no boobies.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (jhqr1)

183 171 I still can't figure out what the "he will not divide us" slogan was supposed to mean.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (39g3+)

He's right, though - Trump is multiplying us.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (7HtZB)

184 He's the primary reason I wish Indiana Jones 4 was never made.

That. Never. Happened.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (F0ZHr)
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My husband and I went to see that with another couple. We were all so excited, having looked forward to that movie for months.

It started out rather promising, back in the warehouse. But then.

And at the point where we realized it was, yes, aliens, we all looked at each other and raged.

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (sBOL1)

185 171
I still can't figure out what the "he will not divide us" slogan was supposed to mean.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:38 PM (39g3+)

He = Trump.
Divide us = divide us with hateful rhetoric, you know, like, "America First, Make America Great, Build the Wall, Lock her Up."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (tbOMB)

186 >>>At a secret meeting held once per year on New Year's Eve in the Hollywood Hills, all the world's actors gather for The Ritual.



Each writes their own name on a slip of paper, and drops it into a barrel.



Then, in deathly silence, one of the names is plucked at random from the barrel. That year's Buffoon has been selected.


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And now you know why my interior is coated in slime and reeks of illicit sex and sadness......

Posted by: The Barrel at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (jjaLl)

187 Basically what the Horde is getting out of that
story is next time any of us move we're having you come over, getting
you liquored up, pointing at the boxes and saying "Your friends need you
to carry them to the truck. They're drunk."

Posted by: alexthechick - my will to power? so much bigger at July 12, 2017 02:37 PM (mf5HN)


Story of my life

The resident packhorse

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (6JL3d)

188 Hes a mentally ill alcoholic whose own mother is his worst enemy and no one cares about him enough to intervene

At this rate he will be dead in 10. I pity him
Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2017 02:39 PM (hPBW1)



Yup.

Someone upthread mentioned how Mel Gibson reaches out to help others. I hope he reaches out to Shia and that Shia accepts the help. Because otherwise? It might be 10 months, not 10 years.

Posted by: alexthechick - my will to power? so much bigger at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (mf5HN)

189 I eagerly await 4chal guys response to this. The man is doomed.

Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (aSKOz)

190 And you know what? Good on the cops for handling this how they did. Credit where it is due.
Posted by: alexthechick - my will to power? so much bigger at July 12, 2017 02:32 PM (mf5HN)


I'll second that. They showed a hell of a lot more restraint than could reasonably be expected.

That, boys and girls, was a fine example of letting one's alligator mouth overload their parakeet ass.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (R/01c)

191 I note that (implausibly), the shorter the comment from whoreson, the less intelligible. It's the weirdest reversion to (Serbian?) mean imaginable.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (eXSOZ)

192 alright, hillary has asked for more shirtless putin and more talk about Trump JR for this week's episode. Who wants to tell her that we're on summer break? You? You? You!!!!

XXOO

the SNL writer's club

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (AU4SY)

193
I dont drink anymore.


But when I did... I was the friendly friendly drunk.
Coupled with incredibly brave drunk.

Like "Im getting to the top of that tressle bridge" or "Im gonna pet that bull" brave.

A friendly, here... hold my beer kinda guy, with the Superman S on his chest.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (8XRCm)

194 If the end of Crystal Skull hadn't been aliens, I could have forgiven some of the really awful crap like the fridge and labouf as a greser, and the pointless interrogation scene with the FBI about communists, and Indy swinging through the jungle, and the bad CGI of Harrison Ford stunts, and... well anyway. A better ending would have been much more interesting, because the scenes inside the ruins and the one scene with the Natasha character explaining how the Soviets wanted to use the skull... those were pretty good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (39g3+)

195 yeah, what a farking brilliant script that was.

One word: Refrigerator.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (F0ZHr)

196 173
Naked carjacker?

He had a gun, so......open carry.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (baYK5)

197 >>It's been a while since we've had a legit recurring troll.

If by a while you mean yesterday when the one and only Bill Wynn repeatedly shared his wisdom then yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (/tuJf)

198 News from yesterday but here's a report on the Russian lawyer's connections to the Obama administration:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8y3xk7o

And addendum, Goldstone is a Brit, and here's his story...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8pyh8r9

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (nlbfN)

199 What is a 'Shia LaBeouf' or 'LaBeouf' or whatever and why should I give a flying Philadephia act of fornication about him until the day the bankruptcy judge's gavel comes down?

I can understand your frustration. I took a friend of mine who only has a high school degree to a small restaurant in Manhattan, and he expressed confusion at the menu items there too. Rather than explain to him what a Shia LaBeouf was, I took him to a hot dog cart a few blocks away.

It's OK. We need to do a better job reaching out to those in lower cultures so they can appreciate the opportunities in upper-middle-class society.

Posted by: David Brooks at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (PFy0L)

200 Don't Cuff Me, Bro.

Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2017 02:42 PM (7n4KQ)

201 LeBeef got porked so now he's a horse's ass.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 12, 2017 02:42 PM (uBQPh)

202 She's pretty, but gots no boobies.

Women who got boobies AND thighs that can pop your skull like a pimple are rare.

Posted by: JEM at July 12, 2017 02:42 PM (TppKb)

203 Divide us = divide us with hateful rhetoric, you know, like, "America First, Make America Great, Build the Wall, Lock her Up."

That's the part I don't get. How is he dividing? Where's the divisiveness? Who is he supposedly dividing? It doesn't add up to me at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)

204 @82, I saw a documentary with one of the kids in the Alfalfa movies from the 1930s talking about Shirley Temple's mom. They said she was an absolute tiger -- never let directors or studio people mess with Shirley directly, was always on set and watching over her, insisted on normal school / clothes / discipline, etc. He said every other kid was jealous of her mother to the absolute core, and it made me so sad to realize how those kids had just been thrown to the wolves.

Posted by: sunny-dee at July 12, 2017 02:43 PM (QAOZh)

205 In the grip of something terrible

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2017 02:43 PM (hPBW1)

206 198 News from yesterday but here's a report on the Russian lawyer's connections to the Obama administration:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8y3xk7o

And addendum, Goldstone is a Brit, and here's his story...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8pyh8r9

***

um, hello...the cold war's been over for 20 years.

*ring ring*

hallo...

*mumble mumble zzz zzz mumble*

Fucking russian Russian monsters be hacking muh elections!

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 12, 2017 02:43 PM (AU4SY)

207 LeBuff means Butt Stuff in the Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2017 02:43 PM (7n4KQ)

208 Who is he supposedly dividing?



The various factions on the left.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 02:43 PM (YxyYj)

209 If by a while you mean yesterday when the one and only Bill Wynn repeatedly shared his wisdom then yes.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (/tuJf)
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"Bill Wynn" must be a sock by now, no? I mean, he just floats in and does a drive-by, and doesn't try to engage.

Either it's a sock, or an incredibly pathetic troll. And by pathetic, I mean sloth-like in his effort.

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:43 PM (sBOL1)

210 Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:36 PM (sBOL1)

He seemed to take that song with a great sense of humor so I was surprised to hear he was actually such an out of control jerk.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (rp9xB)

211 That's the part I don't get. How is he dividing?
Where's the divisiveness? Who is he supposedly dividing? It doesn't
add up to me at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)

That's where the mental illness is supposed to fill in the gaps.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (tbOMB)

212 "I'm from it, you dummy."

Exactly what the fuck is "It", Shia LaDouche?

The nut house?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (4AVeu)

213 Yeah, I think /b/ and /pol/ succeeded in driving him bonkers, although it wasn't a very long trip.

Posted by: Gorilla Pundit at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

214 Lohan is a Trump supporter now.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (UZ1Hp)

215 That's where the mental illness is supposed to fill in the gaps.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (tbOMB)

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The voices of Amanda Marcotte and Sarah Silverman in their heads, making them do things.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (vg8iE)

216 You know that Brooks column had a decent point to make: that there is a sector of society that is so isolated and elitist that it has no connection with or understanding of the rest of America.

The problem is, Brooks is that sector, and he demonstrated it with every condescending, arrogant word of that piece, and tried to act as if its educated upper middle class vs dumb lower classes. So he made the point really well, at his own expense, and without realizing it.

Its urban leftists vs the rest of the country, and he's urban as they come.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)

217 She's pretty, but gots no boobies.

I think breasts are like soda. Men may express a preference between Coke or Pepsi, but when it comes down to it we're OK with anything as long as it's not flat.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (PFy0L)

218 I can understand your frustration. I took a
friend of mine who only has a high school degree to a small restaurant
in Manhattan, and he expressed confusion at the menu items there too.
Rather than explain to him what a Shia LaBeouf was, I took him to a hot
dog cart a few blocks away.



It's OK. We need to do a better job reaching out to those in lower
cultures so they can appreciate the opportunities in upper-middle-class
society.

Posted by: David Brooks at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (PFy0L)


Legitimately did not realize I was being had 'til the last sentence. Was thinking "what in the heck is this supposed to be, this makes no sense at - oh."

I'm pretty slow today.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:45 PM (6JL3d)

219 Urgh, simian sockoff.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 12, 2017 02:45 PM (RD7QR)

220 Lohan is a Trump supporter now.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (UZ1Hp)

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Some people will say anything to score some coke.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:45 PM (vg8iE)

221 He seemed to take that song with a great sense of humor so I was surprised to hear he was actually such an out of control jerk.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (rp9xB)
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I know. Maybe it was a rare moment of sanity.

But I think that's the best acting I've seen him do.

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:45 PM (sBOL1)

222 Drunks get that gray puffy look


Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2017 02:45 PM (hPBW1)

223 Where's the divisiveness? Who is he supposedly dividing?
"He's making us so crazy that we're lashing out at one another and devouring our own, therefore it's his fault". My take, anyway.

That and daring to allow people's friends and relatives to say The Unmentionable Things by providing political cover, and thus dividing people from them because Nazi cooties and those people were totally on board with what their insane lefty friends imposed on them before that and may yet return. Or something.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (eXSOZ)

224 >>Either it's a sock, or an incredibly pathetic troll. And by pathetic, I mean sloth-like in his effort.

No, he's not a sock. He comes here and puts us some knowledge, gets banned, and comes back with a new hash.

He's been doing it since the election. I think it's Hector but who knows or cares.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (/tuJf)

225 194 If the end of Crystal Skull hadn't been aliens, I could have forgiven some of the really awful crap like the fridge and labouf as a greser, and the pointless interrogation scene with the FBI about communists, and Indy swinging through the jungle, and the bad CGI of Harrison Ford stunts, and... well anyway. A better ending would have been much more interesting, because the scenes inside the ruins and the one scene with the Natasha character explaining how the Soviets wanted to use the skull... those were pretty good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (39g3+)


Its like Lucas wanted to make the X-Files movie.
Even though they said some crap about extra-dimensional beings, it would've been better if they made them Atlanteans or some Aztec or Myan super-race.

Posted by: Iblis at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (9221z)

226 Kinley,

Paladin, schmaladin, you should'a done the redhead.

Posted by: West at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (1Rgee)

227 A friendly, here... hold my beer kinda guy, with the Superman S on his chest.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2017 02:41 PM (8XRCm)


Haven't been "drunk" since college.

Prefer to drink alone. And often.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (R/01c)

228 What is a 'Shia LaBeouf' or 'LaBeouf' or whatever

If you really don't know who he is, that's cool, but he's not a poser when it comes to being famous. He played main characters in three Transformers movies, an Indiana Jones movie, Constantine, iRobot, Fury, etc.


Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (jhqr1)

229 He's the primary reason I wish Indiana Jones 4 was never made.

That. Never. Happened.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 12, 2017 02:30 PM (F0ZHr)
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Fear not. Indiana Jones 5 is coming to a theater near you in 2019.

Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (G0vdT)

230 Bing Russell, married to Kurt's mom until his death.

Lloyd Bridges, married to Jeff and Beau's mom until death.

Rance Howard, married to Ron and Clint's mom until 2000.

These men's 5 actor sons have had a total of 7 spouses between them which is pretty amazing for Hollywood.

Shia's parents had multiple issues.

Intact families matter.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (nFwvY)

231 I eagerly await 4chal guys response to this. The man is doomed.
Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 02:40 PM (aSKOz)


The /pol/ news twitter feed said they hoped he got help.

Not only is he so awful he made 4chan the good guys, he's so pathetic he made 4chan feel bad for him.

That is when you know your life is either at or approaching rock bottom.


In movie news, has anyone else seen Train to Busan?

Posted by: alexthechick - my will to power? so much bigger at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

232 220 Lohan is a Trump supporter now.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (UZ1Hp)

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Some people will say anything to score some coke.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:45 PM (vg8iE)


Isn't she also supposed to be a Muslim now? How'd she square that circle?

Posted by: Iblis at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (9221z)

233 Fear not. Indiana Jones 5 is coming to a theater near you in 2019.

Is it the one where Indy almost crashes his plane?


Oh wait, that actually happened.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (PFy0L)

234 I think it's Hector but who knows or cares.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (/tuJf)
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A most cromulent point.

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (sBOL1)

235 when it comes down to it we're OK with anything as long as it's not flat.

Itty bitties need love too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (39g3+)

236 Isn't she also supposed to be a Muslim now? How'd she square that circle?

Posted by: Iblis at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (9221z)

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Seriously, I think she just says anything for fucking attention.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:48 PM (vg8iE)

237 Indiana Jones 5:Indy Gets a Reverse Mortgage

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 02:48 PM (rmVvL)

238 You get to the end, and of course, It's ALIENS! ALIENS who have been collecting magnificent art from around the world for thousands and thousands of years, and its all in their great treasure room! So they finally get all copacetic and re-integrated, and decide to go back to their own dimension or whatever, and what do they do with all this magnificent loot they've spent thousands of years collecting?

Well, these are ALIENS, after all, So they smash all of it to powder for no reason, just because Dat's What dese ALIENS Do! Apparently they even wipe all of their fingerprints off everything.

-
Well, they're Democrat aliens. Western civilization? We don't need no stinking western civilization!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 12, 2017 02:48 PM (Nwg0u)

239 The cuffs are too tight. Why am I in custody?The cuffs are too tight. Why am I in custody?The cuffs are too tight. Why am I in custody?The cuffs are too tight. Why am I in custody?The cuffs are too tight. Why am I in custody?The cuffs are too tight. Why am I in custody?The cuffs are too tight. Why am I in custody?The cuffs are too tight. Why am I in custody?The cuffs are too tight. Why am I in custody?The cuffs are too tight. Why am I in custody?The cuffs are too tight. Why am I in custody?

Posted by: Shia LaBoeuf, Master Thespian, during his Finest Hour at July 12, 2017 02:48 PM (4AVeu)

240 How'd she square that circle?
Posted by: Iblis at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (9221z)

----

Its Lohan.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2017 02:48 PM (8XRCm)

241 I think breasts are like soda. Men may express a preference between Coke or Pepsi, but when it comes down to it we're OK with anything as long as it's not flat.
Posted by: WitchDoktor,



If it's that or nothing? I've drank flat soda before.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 02:48 PM (YxyYj)

242 233 Fear not. Indiana Jones 5 is coming to a theater near you in 2019.

Is it the one where Indy almost crashes his plane?


Oh wait, that actually happened.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 02:47 PM (PFy0L)


I hope its the one where he time travels and stops Lucas from making 4! At least Speilberg said he won't kill Indy off.

Posted by: Iblis at July 12, 2017 02:49 PM (9221z)

243 Indiana Jones V: The Admission to the Hospice Care Center

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 02:49 PM (vg8iE)

244 Sadly, I think this is the biggest problem with child actors. I don't know what these kids have been through there, but I would bet money that threats against them and their families were mentioned, unless they went along with whatever perversion those bastards wanted to engage in.

Posted by: moki at July 12, 2017 02:25 PM (V+V4




Corey Feldman has spoken at length about this, hence the end of his career. I believe him.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 02:49 PM (ujg0T)

245 Its urban leftists vs the rest of the country, and he's urban as they come.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)

The little dick use to be a pretty good writer, and conservative. He's been at the Slime too long and has turned into to a NY shill

Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 02:49 PM (aSKOz)

246
Paladin, schmaladin, you should'a done the redhead.



Posted by: West at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (1Rgee)

I was 25, she was 19, I felt bad for even contemplating it x_x

Further, I've got this thing where I just can't see myself bedding a woman if I'm not going to marry her. Just can't do it. I get this feeling like the Lord's peeking around a corner at me with this deadpan glare "That's my little girl there, jackass, mind your frickin' manners"
Life's a struggle sometimes


Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:49 PM (6JL3d)

247 Hey, Shiat LaBoob. You're in custody because you're drunk, a danger to yourself and others, a gigantic POS and a PITA.

Any more questions? No? Then STFU.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 12, 2017 02:50 PM (mSR8Q)

248 Shia LaBoeuf: "Do you know who I am?"

4chan: fuck yes.

Shia LaBoeuf: oh...shit. Would you please forget?


Posted by: Blue Hen at July 12, 2017 02:50 PM (326rv)

249 "80 They're told how great they are and how wonderful and perfect and then they start to believe it; when it's time to join the real world, that's when the shit hits the fan, mentally.
And sometimes, literally."


Former Redskins TE Chris Cooley has a radio show here in DC and said something similar explaining why so many pro athletes are divas. He said "you have been getting your ass kissed and told how great you are by everyone since you were a little kid. It screws up your perception of the world."

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2017 02:50 PM (OD2ni)

250 thighs that can pop your skull like a pimple

Does that cost extra?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:50 PM (jhqr1)

251 In movie news, has anyone else seen Train to Busan?
Had not even heard of it, but sounds interesting. Not usually a zombie movieist, but I grew up surrounded by Korean culture so...

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:50 PM (eXSOZ)

252 >>>Who is he supposedly dividing?


Shia from his sanity?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2017 02:51 PM (jjaLl)

253 If it's that or nothing? I've drank flat soda before.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 02:48 PM (YxyYj)


Beats the hell out of thirsty.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 02:51 PM (R/01c)

254 Never heard of this guy until the 4chan flag op.


Is he famous for being famous?

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2017 02:51 PM (Enq6K)

255 Fear not. Indiana Jones 5 is coming to a theater near you in 2019.
Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2017 02:46 PM (G0vdT)
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NO.

You're joking, right?

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:51 PM (sBOL1)

256 His Stevens ceased being Even a long time ago.

Posted by: V the K at July 12, 2017 02:52 PM (io0hr)

257 Another Demorat just filed articles of impeachment against the President alleging, baselessly, obstruction of justice.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Weeeeeeeeee it's crazy town!

Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2017 02:52 PM (TE03o)

258 Never heard of this guy until the 4chan flag op.


Is he famous for being famous?


Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2017 02:51 PM (Enq6K)

He appeared in the Disney channel show Even Stevens, and in Michael Bay's blasphemous annihilation of my childhood favorite, Transformers.

One day I may forgive Bay for that. But it is not today. o.o

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:52 PM (6JL3d)

259 We every so often get one of these "coming of age" celebrities that comes "face to face" with the reality that in the real scheme of things there are a big '0'.

Shia LaBoeuf is the latest. If he is lucky and doesn't kill himself, he will come out of the other side somewhat less of an a-hole (redemption is not guaranteed, except with Jesus).

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 12, 2017 02:52 PM (chuor)

260 I liked him Fury.

Posted by: sinalco at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (yODqO)

261 These men's 5 actor sons have had a total of 7 spouses between them which is pretty amazing for Hollywood.

Shia's parents had multiple issues.

Intact families matter.


I agree, although its a chicken/egg thing. Is the stability of the intact marriage, or the kind of family and people who find a good spouse and stay together that raise more stable kids?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (39g3+)

262 Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:49 PM (6JL3d)

Yeah, Yeah. Whatever. Here's a bottle. Now move my stove.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (R/01c)

263 He "transformed" his life from success into that of a racist, incoherent, babbling drunk.

Bigly.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (4AVeu)

264 I mean, look at young Drew Barrymore. She cleaned up and ended up a bit less messed up, but she was burning through 8 balls and having orgies at 11.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)




When you look closely at these people, you realize Hollywoodland is the closest we come to an aristocracy-by-birth in the USA.

VERY few people break in to it from the outside. They are nearly always the children, grandchildren, or in Drew's case, the GREAT grandchildren of people in movie show biz.

Not that Drew doesn't have some talent; I will give credit where credit is due.

Tori Spelling, on the other hand....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (ujg0T)

265 I think the sight of Megan Fox in those shorts pushed him over the edge.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (J+eG2)

266 >>Is he famous for being famous?

Not really. He's been in a lot of movies since his child actor days including the lead in the Transformer series.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (/tuJf)

267 NO.



You're joking, right?



Posted by: bluebell


Indiana Jones is back in
'Indiana Jones and the borrowed AARP Card"



Posted by: Bruce at July 12, 2017 02:54 PM (8ikIW)

268 Hey Shelia, you're a poster boy for bring back the draft. Liked to see his type go though PI when I was in crying little pussies.

Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 02:54 PM (gbWkA)

269 Indiana Jones 5:Indy Gets a Reverse Mortgage



Indiana Jones 6: Indy orders catheters

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 02:54 PM (YxyYj)

270 Definitely not as amusing or creative as the "do you want to touch my limp penis?" guy.

Posted by: fly gal at July 12, 2017 02:54 PM (8TdcF)

271 One day I may forgive Bay for that. But it is not today. o.o

The last three made over a Billion. Each.

Bay makes movies that somehow everyone simultaneously hates and pays money to see.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:54 PM (jhqr1)

272 Life's a struggle sometimes

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:49 PM (6JL3d)
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Actually, Kinley, you sound like a gentleman. Good for you.

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:54 PM (sBOL1)

273 258 Never heard of this guy until the 4chan flag op.


Is he famous for being famous?


Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2017 02:51 PM (Enq6K)

He appeared in the Disney channel show Even Stevens, and in Michael Bay's blasphemous annihilation of my childhood favorite, Transformers.

One day I may forgive Bay for that. But it is not today. o.o
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:52 PM (6JL3d)



Don't forget Indiana Jones and the magical aliens from another dimension.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 02:55 PM (z/Ubi)

274 David Thompson postulates that Shia is going to shoot up a post office at some point. I'd disagree if there weren't the combo of angry crazy, motivated crazy, manifesto-ey/systematized crazy, and despair crazy on display.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:55 PM (eXSOZ)

275 I get this feeling like the Lord's peeking around a corner at me with this deadpan glare "That's my little girl there, jackass, mind your frickin' manners"

That's a good attitude to have. They're all somebody's daughter. They need respect and honor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:55 PM (39g3+)

276 This bullshit about needing a stable home growing up, pffff.

Posted by: Chaz Bono at July 12, 2017 02:55 PM (UZ1Hp)

277 102 Kurt Russell, Ron Howard, & Jeff Bridges had fathers in the business that knew the score.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 12, 2017 02:27 PM (nFwvY)

Also, their families didn't need the money.

Posted by: sinalco at July 12, 2017 02:55 PM (yODqO)

278 Indiana Jones, and the Walker of Doom!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2017 02:55 PM (J+eG2)

279 I Drink Alone - George Thoroughgood and the Destroyers

http://tinyurl.com/zxmj4mz

Posted by: tom servo at July 12, 2017 02:56 PM (OmOvC)

280 You know, if he busted out a little "Democracy Manifest", I might have a bit of respect for the douchebag.

Posted by: nip at July 12, 2017 02:56 PM (VqJRJ)

281 Yeah, Yeah. Whatever. Here's a bottle. Now move my stove.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (R/01c)


Here's the worse thing. o_O And this may cost me my man card, but honesty is my policy.

So I could handle vodka... it tasted terrible, but the intent was to get tipsy (and then straight into drunk, I guess, I had no idea what I was doing), but when my father said "Dude, have a drink with me just once!" shortly before he went totally sober (and has been for eight years now, he's really happy about it), and so we had a bottle of scotch.

I... really hated the flavor. I just couldn't stand it >.> so i tried mixing it with stuff... like grape juice.

That was even worse. Let it be known to any who have ever been curious - Welch's and scotch do not mix. Don't even friggin' try.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:56 PM (6JL3d)

282 In movie news, has anyone else seen Train to Busan?
Had not even heard of it, but sounds interesting. Not usually a zombie movieist, but I grew up surrounded by Korean culture so...

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:50 PM (eXSOZ)



Very well done zombie movie.

Train setting is nice and generates good tension.

Not sure if it's the script or Korean culture but the ending doesn't quite get the emotional effect it's going for, even though all the parts seem to be there.

Well worth seeing, esp. if you live zombie flicks.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2017 02:56 PM (NyJwR)

283 This labeef don't blip on my screen. a

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (zLDYs)

284 i'm actually sad for this guy, He seems extremely ill, I guess I will pray he gets help.
yeah I know he's a jerk, but there IS something wrong with him.

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (v12G8)

285 Shia later went on to making a special request for a prostate exam.

It's called healthcare, bitches!

Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (2Mnv1)

286 Indiana Jones 5: Journey to the bottom of Hillary's e-mail server

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (326rv)

287 Indiana Jones V: The Admission to the Hospice Care Center?

'
Bubba Hotep II

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (Nwg0u)

288 So ... ah ... one time, at a party. Yeah. That's it.

So - at this party - a chic was totally into me. But I didn't hit it. 'Cause I got dignity. And I was saving myself for the right 'Ette.

I shit you not. True story.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (R/01c)

289 Indiana Jones and the "Order anything off the Early Bird menu"

Posted by: Bruce at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (8ikIW)

290 So in a few years he will broke and appearing in gay pron getting banged by guys in frog, transformer, or Trump costumes.

4chan broke him

Posted by: Blue at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (Sqor6)

291 271 One day I may forgive Bay for that. But it is not today. o.o

The last three made over a Billion. Each.

Bay makes movies that somehow everyone simultaneously hates and pays money to see.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:54 PM (jhqr1)



The last one has only made about half a billion. And it "bombed" in the US. Its still made over a hundred million in the US but has not done as well as they hoped.

Still half a billion worldwide, so far. Its not going to die as a franchise yet.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (z/Ubi)

292 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US!!!!11!!!!!

Posted by: BEN BUTTLISSCHEESEBURGER at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (JlyCG)

293 Missed the whole Transformer series.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2017 02:58 PM (Enq6K)

294 Had not even heard of it, but sounds interesting. Not usually a zombie movieist, but I grew up surrounded by Korean culture so...
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:50 PM (eXSOZ)



It's an interesting take on a zombie movie because it's playing with restrictions on space. You're on a train and there's an attack, where do you go? What do you do?

There's some interesting stuff in there culturally that I know I'm missing, even with my love of Kdramas. There's also a whiff of Lifeboat to it with the class structure of the survivors.

I mean, it's a movie, not a film, it's not speaking great truths of the Universe apart from people will do what they most to live. But I enjoyed it and thought it was well done.

Posted by: alexthechick - my will to power? so much bigger at July 12, 2017 02:58 PM (mf5HN)

295 Indiana Jones 5 - It's 4 PM -- I have to eat dinner NOW!

Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 02:58 PM (gbWkA)

296 Bay makes movies that somehow everyone simultaneously hates and pays money to see.

Yeah I think a lot of the Michael Bay hate is posturing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 02:58 PM (39g3+)

297 i'm actually sad for this guy, He seems extremely ill, I guess I will pray he gets help.
yeah I know he's a jerk, but there IS something wrong with him.
Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 02:57 PM (v12G
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I'm with you, willow. He's just screaming for help, and I hope someone close to him is willing to do something to help him.

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (sBOL1)

298 291 Yeah,these days a movie doesn't have to be hood,it just has to be something the Chinese want to see.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (rmVvL)

299 Indiana Jones and the "Order anything off the Early Bird menu"

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (OD2ni)

300 Here's the worse thing. o_O And this may cost me my man card, but honesty is my policy.

So I could handle vodka... it tasted terrible, but the intent was to get tipsy (and then straight into drunk, I guess, I had no idea what I was doing), but when my father said "Dude, have a drink with me just once!" shortly before he went totally sober (and has been for eight years now, he's really happy about it), and so we had a bottle of scotch.

I... really hated the flavor. I just couldn't stand it >.> so i tried mixing it with stuff... like grape juice.




Scotch. Neat. Only reason I drink scotch? Only thing ex-wife's family wouldn't touch it. It was the only thing I could bring to Thanksgiving or 4th of July that wouldn't disappear.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (YxyYj)

301 Indiana Jones 5: The MRI and The Cracked Pelvis

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2017 03:00 PM (jjaLl)

302 Don't forget Indiana Jones and the magical aliens from another dimension.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 02:55 PM (z/Ubi)


There was no fourth Indie movie.


Look me in the eyes, sir. o.o The fourth movie never happened. It was cancelled before production even began.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 03:00 PM (6JL3d)

303 Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Early Bird Special.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2017 03:00 PM (4AVeu)

304 Indiana Jones and the raiders of meals on wheels.
Indiana Jones and is this the right landing strip?
Indiana Jones and things cost more than they used to!

Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (gbWkA)

305 bluebell, I'm squeamish kicking someone when they are so very messed up.

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (v12G8)

306 "a few years he will broke and appearing in gay pron getting banged by guys in frog, transformer, or Trump costumes"

wasn't this an Aphex Twin music video already?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (UZ1Hp)

307 298 291 Yeah,these days a movie doesn't have to be hood,it just has to be something the Chinese want to see.
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (rmVvL)




And let's be frank--much of (what used to be called?) the Third World will just pay to watch awesome special effects, even if the plot and characters just suck.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (ujg0T)

308 Indiana Jones 5: The Quest for Roadside Assistance

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (326rv)

309 It's an interesting take on a zombie movie because it's playing with restrictions on space. You're on a train and there's an attack, where do you go? What do you do?



Get to the engine and cut the cars loose?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (YxyYj)

310 That was even worse. Let it be known to any who have ever been curious - Welch's and scotch do not mix. Don't even friggin' try.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 02:56 PM (6JL3d)

I don't like scotch either but mixing it with grape juice sounds disgusting.

I'll drink Irish whiskey.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (Ri/rl)

311 260 I liked him Fury.
Posted by: sinalco at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (yODqO)

I liked him *in* Fury.

Sheesh. I have to get back to work.

Posted by: sinalco at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (yODqO)

312 Shit Kinley ... I guess I'll have to turn in my man card too. Only thing I drink is beer.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (R/01c)

313 293 Missed the whole Transformer series.
Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2017 02:58 PM (Enq6K)



Nostalgia Critic would do reviews of them. And on the last one he refused to do a review, so before the movie came out he did a "Not a Review."

I imagine that he got it pretty accurate.

https://youtu.be/ctembQrH_0k

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (z/Ubi)

314 Indiana Jones and What's That Smell?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (jjaLl)

315 Missed the whole Transformer series.
======

Me too. No desire and I liked Transformers as a kid.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (vg8iE)

316 Indiana Jones V: Let Me Tell You About My Colonoscopy!

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (sBOL1)

317 Major schadenfreude boner here.

Posted by: HammerDog at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (9M063)

318 I want wine and chocolate.

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (v12G8)

319 48 25
At least Mel Gibson went out with drunken dignity and like a whiny prancing nancy-boy.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 12, 2017 02:16 PM (hLRSq)
at least Mel had an excuse. He was going through a nasty divorce.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2017 02:20 PM (mpXpK)

Fuck, who cares why. He called the cop sugar tits. That's epic.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (N8+QD)

320 Indiana Jones and TURN UP THE SOUND!!!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (8ikIW)

321 And let's be frank--much of (what used to be called?) the Third World will just pay to watch awesome special effects, even if the plot and characters just suck.




Bollywood!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (YxyYj)

322 Indiana Jones 5 :The Quest for The Missing AARP Card

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (rmVvL)

323 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Knish.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (4AVeu)

324 Indiana Jones 5: How not to fly a small plane.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (Enq6K)

325 Abandon Ship > Lifeboat

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (nFwvY)

326 Imagine a crossover between Empire Strikes Back and Indiana Jones.

Indiana Han Jones Yells at Cloud City

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (326rv)

327 I know what you mean, willow.

I just can't understand why family or someone else close to him doesn't just DO SOMETHING.

I dunno, maybe they can't.

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (sBOL1)

328 I never saw oeiginal transformers, but I enjoyed watching the new movies with the kidlets.

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (v12G8)

329 This is not a good example of Socratic dialogue. It is probably a good example of what happened when Socrates got too much wine is him.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (UF0Iv)

330 And let's be frank--much of (what used to be called?) the Third World will just pay to watch awesome special effects, even if the plot and characters just suck.
=======

And that's why we can never cripple Hollywood through boycotts, etc.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (vg8iE)

331 5 He forgot the first lesson of holes.
Posted by: wooga at July 12, 2017 02:12 PM (3I7wr)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHIA LABOEUF KEEPS DIGGING HIMSELF DEEPER INTO TROUBLE AND HIS BREAKOUT FILM ROLE WAS IN A MOVIE CALLED "HOLES"!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (0mRoj)

332 When I was a freshman in college I picked up a girl from town with Yuge tits and pretty hot. Started dating her some and heavy petting, finger fcking etc.


She wanted to fck me really badly, but I left her without fcking her. This was before the Pill, and I figured my luck she would get pregnant and I would have to marry her and totally fuck up by college career.


I feared it was going to be soo good, I would never escape, so I ran.


Glad I did, Pill became widely used a few years later and every girl you met wanted to fck.


Good times.

Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (aSKOz)

333 Bollywood!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 03:02 PM (YxyYj)




I have to give them credit for maintaining Elaborate Song And Dance Numbers, which went out with the 1950s over here.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (ujg0T)

334 bluebell, I'm squeamish kicking someone when they are so very messed up.

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (v12G

Kick 'em when they're up,

kick 'em when they're down.

Fuck them all.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (Jcg9Q)

335 I'm with you, willow. He's just screaming for help, and I hope someone close to him is willing to do something to help him.

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (sBOL1)


He's not screaming for help. He's just an asshole. That's what his problem is.

There's an old Talmudic saying, "Those who are compassionate to the cruel will eventually be cruel to the compassionate".

Don't waste your sympathy on this lowlife POS. He's got everything one could ask for in life ... but that's not enough for him. He's a selfish prick who would happily watch you suffer for his own kicks. He deserves nothing but contempt.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (rZ+mb)

336 And he's roaming free on the streets of my town.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (PY9jH)

337 Was he ever even enough of a somebody to be doing this? Isn't he at best second banana in any movie he's been in? Granted, I only ever saw him in the Indiana Jones travesty.

I've seen more of him on youtube being trolled by smarter kids.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (RHEDC)

338 306 "a few years he will broke and appearing in gay pron getting banged by guys in frog, transformer, or Trump costumes"

wasn't this an Aphex Twin music video already?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (UZ1Hp)

Wouldn't surprise me, considering the two I've seen for "Windowlicker."

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (RD7QR)

339 bluebell, I know even if they tried he has total free will until he or someone gets physically hurt.

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (v12G8)

340 A record 55 percent of millennial parents have had children before getting married -- compared to 25 percent of the youngest baby boomers who did the same -- and the trend could be costing them.

That's according to a new analysis of Bureau of Labor Statistics' Panel data by the American Enterprise Institute (AEI) and the Institute for Family Studies (IFS), which found that "the most financially successful young adults today continue to be those who put marriage before the baby carriage."

Specifically, 86 percent of young people who got married before having kids are among the middle or top third of earners. Just 53 percent who put childbearing first have incomes in the middle or top third, meaning 47 percent of millennials who have a baby first are considered lower income.

"Even millennials from low-income families are more likely to flourish if they married before having children: 71 percent who married before having children made it into the middle or higher end of the income distribution by the time they are age 28 to 34," the AEI and IFS report.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (chuor)

341


Bay makes movies that somehow everyone simultaneously hates and pays money to see.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 02:54 PM (jhqr1)

I haven't been to a Transformers flick since #02. Can't remember the name.

hated the whole thing, then, near the end, when we finally got Devastator on screen, they dropped that line from the... token joke character, I don't even remember his name... as they were trying to line up an orbital strike or something, there were a pair of wrecking balls at Devastator's groin.

I groaned, I knew a joke was coming, and sure enough,

"I am directly beneath the enemy scrotum!!"

Done. Forever. Haven't seen one of those flicks since.

No forgiveness, ever.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (6JL3d)

342 Shit Kinley ... I guess I'll have to turn in my man card too. Only thing I drink is beer.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (R/01c)


----

Same here- but the IPA's I drink are 8-9% ABV, so I ain't turnin' in my card!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (jjaLl)

343 This is not a good example of Socratic dialogue. It is probably a good example of what happened when Socrates got too much wine is him.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July




more like what happened shortly before someone hemolcked socrates drink.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (0wem/)

344 well as much a free will as one can have being so mentally screwed up

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (v12G8)

345 Why are you in custody? It's perfectly obvious dude. It's because you're BLACK. Racist cops always put black's in custody. Duh.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (AphMS)

346
Indiana Jones and the "Order anything off the Early Bird menu"
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (OD2ni)


Wasn't there already one of these senior Indiana Jones threads about 6 months ago?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 12, 2017 03:04 PM (lKyWE)

347 311 260 I liked him Fury.
Posted by: sinalco at July 12, 2017 02:53 PM (yODqO)

I liked him *in* Fury.

Sheesh. I have to get back to work.
Posted by: sinalco at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (yODqO)



Because most of his lines were "On the way!"

And I liked the other characters better.

Also Fury is a better war movie than Saving Private Ryan.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (z/Ubi)

348 Indiana Jones and boy these steamed carrots are spicy

Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (gbWkA)

349 Indiana Jones and the Extra-Dimensional Taxiway

Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (2Mnv1)

350 Indiana Jones and the Shingles of Doom

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (NyJwR)

351 Ironic he was in a movie about digging holes.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (n3xLS)

352 336 And he's roaming free on the streets of my town.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (PY9jH)


Don't sweat it. I roamed the streets of your town once. Y'all survived that. You'll survive this.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (R/01c)

353 The first couple Transformers were okay, but as soon as the big robot fights begin my interest vanishes. You can't really tell them apart, you don't care about them or what happens other than hoping the people survive.

I thought the cartoons were kinda stupid, so I don't feel as if the movies violate anything sacred. But I was born in 1965 so they weren't aimed at my age group.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (39g3+)

354 Indiana jones and the lost runway

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (0wem/)

355
It's an interesting take on a zombie movie because it's playing with restrictions on space. You're on a train and there's an attack, where do you go? What do you do?


Well, I *do* like Under Siege II way more than is healthy, and not totally because of Eric Bogosian and coconut oil napalm and Apple Newtons...

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (eXSOZ)

356 I have to give them credit for maintaining Elaborate Song And Dance Numbers, which went out with the 1950s over here.
Posted by: Curmudgeon



Where every movie is like Oklahoma!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (YxyYj)

357 Trump broke him good.

Also, always hated him. Always. Never was a fan...except of the 'real cannibal' youtube video. That was actually pretty funny.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (3OIiX)

358 Indiana jones and the golf course of doom

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (0wem/)

359 Wine and chocolate is a hard match you know

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (Ot7+c)

360 I bet his neighbors love him.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (HgMAr)

361 collimated whacko-beam.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:29 PM (eXSOZ)I

I saw Collimated Whacko-beam open for...

Oh, who am I kidding, no band will ever be awesome enough to deserve a name like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (AURKQ)

362 351 Ironic he was in a movie about digging holes.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (n3xLS)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I ALREADY REFERRED TO THIS AT COMMENT 331!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (0mRoj)

363 Meh,I watched The Transformers cartoons as a kid.Didn't care to see the movies,though I did see the first on cable.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (rmVvL)

364 Shit Kinley ... I guess I'll have to turn in my man card too. Only thing I drink is beer.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (R/01c)

Glad I'm not the only one. o_O Especially since around these parts, we respect 'n abide by the mighty Montgomery Scott, and he'd brook no bad word said about scotch.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (6JL3d)

365 skip, I will have to settle for a tunafish sandwich, blast it all.

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (v12G8)

366 Kinley, 25 to 19 is college grad student to sophomore - that's so legit it makes *MC Hammer* say "that's too legit!"

If the Lord didn't want you to bang hot gingers, he would have given them souls.



(I immediately denounce myself. and as a redhead who loves the Isley Brothers I can guarantee, I have soul.)

Posted by: moronhorde minion at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (88jeI)

367 There's an old Talmudic saying, "Those who are compassionate to the cruel will eventually be cruel to the compassionate".

Don't waste your sympathy on this lowlife POS. He's got everything one could ask for in life ... but that's not enough for him. He's a selfish prick who would happily watch you suffer for his own kicks. He deserves nothing but contempt.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (rZ+mb)
-----------

Is he cruel? I just thought he was a jerk.

A needs-help-in-the-worst-way jerk, but a jerk nonetheless.

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (sBOL1)

368 Wasn't there already one of these senior Indiana Jones threads about 6 months ago?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

Indiana Jones and Wasn't there already one of these senior Indiana Jones threads about 6 months ago?

Posted by: Bruce at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (8ikIW)

369 Indiana Jones and His Drunk Hoodlum Son Getting his Ass Slapped by the Po-Po

Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (2Mnv1)

370

He has enough money to slowly kill himself and a family who will let him

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (hPBW1)

371 Indiana Jones and the "Order anything off the Early Bird menu"
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (OD2ni)


Wasn't there already one of these senior Indiana Jones threads about 6 months ago?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

Who can remember that far back?

Posted by: indiana Jones at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (326rv)

372 Indiana Jones and the Search for a Fix.

( you can figure out the punchline)

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (n3xLS)

373 Indiana Jones V, The Glory Hole

Posted by: Benjamin Roflfish at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (JlyCG)

374
I imagine that he got it pretty accurate.



https://youtu.be/ctembQrH_0k

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 03:01 PM (z/Ubi)

LOL! That guys needs to switch to decaf.

Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (Enq6K)

375 He's starring in a film being made in Savannah with Dakota Johnson and Bruce Dern.

As some moron said yesterday, it's shocking Bruce Dern is still alive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (PY9jH)

376 Indiana Jones and the Pre-Lubed Catheter Delivered Directly To His Home And At No Cost To Him

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (Mouru)

377 Indiana Jones in "I Turned On The Light In My Phone. How Do I Shut It Off?"

Posted by: tu3031 at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (qJhUV)

378 Indiana Jones and the Carrot-Laced Chili.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (Jcg9Q)

379 337 Was he ever even enough of a somebody to be doing this? Isn't he at best second banana in any movie he's been in? Granted, I only ever saw him in the Indiana Jones travesty.

I've seen more of him on youtube being trolled by smarter kids.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (RHEDC)



He was the lead in Disturbia and Eagle Eye.

And if you don't know of them then that should tell you how good they were.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (z/Ubi)

380 I also like Runaway Train because Alaska bleakness and retarded Eric Roberts. So there's that.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (eXSOZ)

381 >>>68 Why is he in custody?
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (C8aCP)

public drunkenness

Posted by: m at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (VgThI)

382 But choose wisely, for while the true Grail laxativewill bring you life, the false Grail laxative will take it from you.

Posted by: Grail Knight at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (4AVeu)

383 India jones and the search for the missing ensure

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (0wem/)

384 >>>Wine and chocolate is a hard match you know

That's why it's WINONA and chocolate!
Hot!
On a snowy night!
By the firelight!
On a gorilla skin rug!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (ENB12)

385 Also Fury is a better war movie than Saving Private Ryan.
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM

Certainly after SPR's first1/2 hr

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (Ot7+c)

386
Indiana Jones and the Hoveround of Death

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (lKyWE)

387 Indiana Jones and I forgot there already was a senior Indiana Jones thread 6 months ago.

Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (gbWkA)

388 Indiana Jones 5-What time is Matlock on?

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (OD2ni)

389 Indiana Jones and the Phantom Turn Signal That Never Turns Off

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (Mouru)

390 Jane, I was wondering if you were here to see the video and the Savannah-Chatham Co. police car. Does this LaBoef character live in Savannah?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (aW5/6)

391 I'm with you, willow. He's just screaming for help, and I hope someone close to him is willing to do something to help him.

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 02:59 PM (sBOL1)

He's not screaming for help. He's just an asshole. That's what his problem is.

There's an old Talmudic saying, "Those who are compassionate to the cruel will eventually be cruel to the compassionate".

Don't waste your sympathy on this lowlife POS. He's got everything one could ask for in life ... but that's not enough for him. He's a selfish prick who would happily watch you suffer for his own kicks. He deserves nothing but contempt.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (rZ+mb)

Rumor is he was molested by some of the Hollywood Pedos. Messed him up something fierce.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (3OIiX)

392 375 He's starring in a film being made in Savannah with Dakota Johnson and Bruce Dern.

As some moron said yesterday, it's shocking Bruce Dern is still alive.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (PY9jH)

Does she get nekkid and/or slapped around?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (0mRoj)

393 Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (0mRoj)

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T READ THE COMMENTS UNTIL AFTER I POST!!

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (n3xLS)

394 Indiana Jones and The Hunt For The Reverse Mortgage

Posted by: tu3031 at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (qJhUV)

395 Wasn't there already one of these senior Indiana Jones threads about 6 months ago?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

Indiana Jones and Wasn't there already one of these senior Indiana Jones threads about 6 months ago?

Posted by: Bruce at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (8ikIW)

Probably.

We are still debating the Civil War though.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (Jcg9Q)

396 Pops, I think that goes with seeing evil and assisting it.

Tanya- SOMETHING (NOT REALLY) I just made it up on the fly

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (v12G8)

397 "A record 55 percent of millennial parents have had children before getting married -- compared to 25 percent of the youngest baby boomers who did the same -- and the trend could be costing them."

Whether or not your parents were married at the time you were born is the single best indicator of whether or not you will achieve basic success such as graduating high school and having a job. More predictive than your race or gender.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (+7/1f)

398 387 Yeah,I get to reuse some material...

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (rmVvL)

399 Indian Jones and the Pertpetual Turn Signal

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (4AVeu)

400 well, lebouf is a cautionary tale about what happens when you are rubbing up against a smoking hot chick and she pulls out her fucked up thumb. she broke him not Trump.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (0wem/)

401 Fury was a fucking comic book of a war movie - stupid in the extreme.

Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (gbWkA)

402 The first couple Transformers were okay, but as soon
as the big robot fights begin my interest vanishes. You can't really
tell them apart, you don't care about them or what happens other than
hoping the people survive.



I thought the cartoons were kinda stupid, so I don't feel as if the
movies violate anything sacred. But I was born in 1965 so they weren't
aimed at my age group.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM (39g3+)

*glass shatters as drink is dropped*

o.o DUDE. tinyurl.com/y8k23pod


Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (6JL3d)

403 Indiana Jones and the, say, this reminds me of the time back in the day before we had wikipedia to learn about things like TV shows and cartoons, which now that I think about it I really miss watching those cartoons even though some turned into half hour long commercials for toys but they are still fun and after a time you figure you grew out of the toy but still liked watching it and I still do with my nephews who like Legos and that, which is great because when you're my age you kind of lose focus and tend to go on and on about things without paying attention to who stopped listening.......

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (eytER)

404 Indiana Jones 9: Indy and the Wal Mart Door Greeter

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 03:09 PM (YxyYj)

405 And if you don't know of them then that should tell you how good they were.

Wasn't the problem with his casting in both of them that the character was more adult than he's capable of being?

I mean, he only worked in Fury because veneer-of-combat-over-guy-of-tender-years and intense method acting as somebody that didn't even resemble him a tiny bit...

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (eXSOZ)

406 Why is he in custody?

Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2017 02:22 PM (C8aCP)



public drunkenness

Posted by: m at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (VgThI)


He went off when he asked someone for a cig in City Market and they didn't give him one. Started screaming, cursing, and ranting. Then he went off on a police officer, and ran into a local hotel lobby where he continued to scream and rant.

Do NOT deny this jackass his nicotine fix.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (PY9jH)

407 Indiana Jones and The Map to Something Really Important, He Could Read It If Only He Had His Damn Reading Glasses

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (Mouru)

408 274 David Thompson postulates that Shia is going to shoot up a post office at some point. I'd disagree if there weren't the combo of angry crazy, motivated crazy, manifesto-ey/systematized crazy, and despair crazy on display.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 02:55 PM (eXSOZ)

One of the many horrible things he said to these cops was if he'd had his gun with him, he would've shot them.

He's been through treatment before. This is only the latest of several incidents. I dont know what it'll take for him to win against this problem.

I know it's their job, but I have to praise the restraint of the cops. I would've tased the shit out of him after the 20th or so "the cuffs are too tight".

Posted by: stace at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (xzZPy)

409 Maybe there's more than meets the eye here.




HAhahahahahaha.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (6n332)

410 365
skip, I will have to settle for a tunafish sandwich, blast it all.

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (v12G

They have those at Mexican Restaurants?

Posted by: Dave, clueless, Brooks at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (aSKOz)

411 India jones, get off my lawn

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (0wem/)

412 Bollywood actresses are being the hot. - only true thing 'phil' with phony tech support scam ever said.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (TwwWO)

413 "A record 55 percent of millennial parents have had children before getting married -- compared to 25 percent of the youngest baby boomers who did the same -- and the trend could be costing them."

Whether or not your parents were married at the time you were born is the single best indicator of whether or not you will achieve basic success such as graduating high school and having a job. More predictive than your race or gender.




IOW, Bastards need not apply?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (YxyYj)

414 Also Fury is a better war movie than Saving Private Ryan.
Certainly after SPR's first1/2 hr

I see SPR as three movies in one. The first is better than the second, the second better than the third.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (+7/1f)

415 Do NOT deny this jackass his nicotine fix.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2017 03:10 PM (PY9jH)

Jagoff's a millionaire and he tries to bum smokes off of people? What a douchenozzle.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (0mRoj)

416 I really really really wanted to here "TASER TASER TASER"

Posted by: chelsea danger at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (jpmvb)

417
Jane, I was wondering if you were here to see the video and the
Savannah-Chatham Co. police car. Does this LaBoef character live in
Savannah?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 12, 2017 03:08 PM (aW5/6)


He doesn't live here, but he'd fit right in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (PY9jH)

418 Indiana JoneS 5-BINGO!!!

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (OD2ni)

419 If he's making a film, you would think TPTB would be keeping more of a rein on one of their money-makers...

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (aW5/6)

420 Indiana Jones and the Leaking Depends

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (jjaLl)

421 >>>Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Indiana Jones and the Nipple Propellers of Destiny

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 03:12 PM (ENB12)

422 I tried to watch Fury but the first minutes were so soul-grindingly depressing and dull I just moved on. Maybe it was good later, but it did not hold my attention at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 03:12 PM (39g3+)

423 You can't really
tell them apart, you don't care about them or what happens other than
hoping the people survive.


See, my problem was that the parts with people were tragically shallow and highly irritating horsefuckery. Stupid Robot Tricks and incoherent action pales in comparison to that flaw.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 03:12 PM (eXSOZ)

424 Indiana Jones and the Last Medicaid

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 12, 2017 03:12 PM (n3xLS)

425 Indiana Jones and the Nipple Propellers of Destiny
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 03:12 PM (ENB12)



Interesting. Send me a treatment.

Posted by: Joel Schumacher at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (Mouru)

426
329
No excuse. S=N.
Another example of 80 proof reading.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (UF0Iv)

427 414 SPR loses me with the "this is the one good thing to cone out of this war" line,and also the P51 destroying a Tiger....

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (rmVvL)

428 "IOW, Bastards need not apply?"

It's a Big Numbers thing. There are lots of exceptions, but that's the way you should bet.

Now it's necessarily true in every case that "more children born in wedlock" would help cure a lot of societal ills, but that's the way we should bet.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (+7/1f)

429 Indiana Jones and the Tales of When I Was A Kid

Posted by: tu3031 at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (qJhUV)

430 Elect me king and it's nipple propellers for all Americans!

Posted by: Strobe at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (gbWkA)

431 Indiana Jones Gets His Feet Scraped

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (jjaLl)

432 IOW, Bastards need not apply?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 03:11 PM (YxyYj)

Hey, you talking about me. Dad was sort of married to someone else, not my mother, so I am just an accidental bastard.

Posted by: Blackfoot Barry, dog eater at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (aSKOz)

433 I liked him *in* Fury.

especially the part where the sniper gets him

Posted by: zombie Siskel at July 12, 2017 03:14 PM (HgMAr)

434 Indiana Jones and the Dialysis Machine of Destiny

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2017 03:14 PM (0mRoj)

435 Indiana jones and the search for ben gay, or blue emu, whatever you have

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:14 PM (0wem/)

436 Hey, you talking about me. Dad was sort of married to someone else, not my mother, so I am just an accidental bastard.


Posted by: Blackfoot Barry, dog eater at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (aSKOz)

I feel your pain man, my father lived next door to my dad, so I am sort of a neighborhood bastard.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at July 12, 2017 03:15 PM (aSKOz)

437 Indiana Jones and Have You Seen Pictures of My Son?

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2017 03:15 PM (HgMAr)

438 Wasn't there already one of these senior Indiana Jones threads about 6 months ago?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

Indiana Jones and Wasn't there already one of these senior Indiana Jones threads about 6 months ago?
Posted by: Bruce at July 12, 2017 03:06 PM (8ikIW)



Indiana Jones and What? I Thought I Was....Now What The Heck? Now, I Came Into This Room to...What Was I Doing? I Think Maybe I Already...No, It Wasn't That...

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2017 03:15 PM (NyJwR)

439 I tried to watch Fury but the first minutes were so soul-grindingly depressing and dull I just moved on. Maybe it was good later, but it did not hold my attention at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2017 03:12 PM (39g3+)

I punched out when Brad Pitt was trying to make the unlikable wimp flat out murder a German who'd already surrendered.

Some folks might like WW 2 vets portrayed as rape-happy murderers. I am not one of them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 03:15 PM (3OIiX)

440 Indiana Jones and the Missing Reading Glasses

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (0mRoj)

441 He's not screaming for help. He's just an asshole. That's what his problem is.



There's an old Talmudic saying, "Those who are compassionate to the cruel will eventually be cruel to the compassionate".



Don't waste your sympathy on this lowlife POS. He's got everything
one could ask for in life ... but that's not enough for him. He's a
selfish prick who would happily watch you suffer for his own kicks. He
deserves nothing but contempt.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2017 03:03 PM (rZ+mb)



Can't do that, we're called to a much harder bit of work - that of loving our enemies, blessing those who curse us, and doing good to those who spite us.


It's the much harder road, but it will pay off in ways we cannot comprehend down the line. We've got to do our best to live this way.


I'm not saying that it is wrong to be upset, or angry, or even to sometimes wish the malingerers would get a taste of their own medicine, but that we have to keep the proper mindset no matter what stage of life we're in. To desire justice is not a bad thing - to punish evil is not a bad thing - to be angry with the evildoer is not a bad thing - what makes it bad is our attitude about these things, what we do with them in our heart. Christ exhorted us to be like God, who is kind to the unjust and the wicked - it's a hard thing to do but we've got to try.


The trick is to find that state of mind where love, justice, and mercy all come together and are the same thing. o_O I doubt if we can ever get there, but it gives us a goal to shoot for, at least.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (6JL3d)

442 Indiana jones and the search for the crystal hurrycane

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (0wem/)

443 Indiana Jones and the Search for a Reason all my Friends are Dying








Too dark?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (jhqr1)

444 Fury was a fucking comic book of a war movie - stupid in the extreme.

It was highly stylized and depending on shorthand character archetypes and imagery - which is sort of the same thing, but not quite.

Also, horrors of war can be stupid, but I didn't feel Fury's portrayal of stupid horrors was itself stupid. U-571, on the other hand...

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (eXSOZ)

445 Indiana Jones and The Ancient Runes That Are So Small How's A Person Ever Supposed to Read Them?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (Mouru)

446 Indiana Jones and The Hoveround From Hell

Posted by: tu3031 at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (qJhUV)

447 Band of Brothers still stands alone as the best on-screen depiction of WWII.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (0mRoj)

448 Indiana Jones and the Shart of Destiny

Posted by: Benjamin Roflfish at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (JlyCG)

449 Indiana Jones goes to Shelbyville to get a new heel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 12, 2017 03:17 PM (TwwWO)

450 Indiana Jones and The Onion on His Belt

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2017 03:17 PM (7HtZB)

451 427 414 SPR loses me with the "this is the one good thing to cone out of this war" line,and also the P51 destroying a Tiger....
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 03:13 PM (rmVvL)



Did P-51s have rockets? Or were those just British Typhoons and P47s?

SPR was the "Twister" of war movies--awesome cinematography, shallow plot.

I guess the problem with Michael Bay is that, unlike Spielberg, he is all special effects and no cinematogaphy.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 03:17 PM (ujg0T)

452 >>>Interesting. Send me a treatment

Mix equal parts aloe, oatmeal, peanut butter, and Nuru gel to the affected area.
Consume 1 beer and 2 pancakes every ten minutes until you have to pee, then watch George of the Jungle doing a headstand. Drink a glass of water while holding your nose and humming "Xanadu". 3 Jager shots and fall asleep where you are.
Thank me later.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 03:17 PM (ENB12)

453 Indiana Jones and The Orgy at The Villages

Posted by: tu3031 at July 12, 2017 03:18 PM (qJhUV)

454 Indiana Jones and that Gol'danged Thermostat

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 03:18 PM (oVJmc)

455 Okay, some of these Indiana Jones memes are hitting a leeetle close to home here, like the ones about reading glasses and why am I standing here in front of the fridge holding a piece of celery? ones.

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 03:18 PM (sBOL1)

456 Indiana Jones and Golden Hip Replacement

Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2017 03:18 PM (2Mnv1)

457 Also Fury is a better war movie than Saving Private Ryan.
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM

I never saw it because I heard there was a US soldier rapist scene and I figured typical Hollywood shit on America thing. I take it that was not the case?

Posted by: Keith at July 12, 2017 03:18 PM (USf3s)

458 Indiana Jones and the Leaking Depends




That was a shitty movie.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2017 03:19 PM (YxyYj)

459 451 They did but rockets killed vanishingly few tanks.The Brits did a survey on the wrecks after the Normandy breakouts.What the fighter bombers did do was kill soft skinned vehicles and troops supplying and supporting the armor.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 03:19 PM (rmVvL)

460
Indiana Jones and the missing depends.

Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 03:19 PM (aSKOz)

461 Indiana Jones and Jar-Jar In Howard the Duck 2

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 03:19 PM (oVJmc)

462 @458

Shit, great minds and all that shit.

Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (aSKOz)

463 Indiana Jones and the I Can't Read that Subheading, Where are My Glasses?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (jhqr1)

464 Indiana Jones and those Whippersnappers in Air Traffic Control

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (oVJmc)

465 >>>why am I standing here in front of the fridge holding a piece of celery

Where is the carrot? Are you wearing pants?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (ENB12)

466 Not top drawer. Not. At. All. Poor chap must have an Associates Degree.

Posted by: Lord Rt. Hon. David Brooks at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (QtQaN)

467 Anyway,I thought that scene was just so cliche.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (rmVvL)

468 Indiana Jones and Hair Growing Everywhere

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (oVJmc)

469 Indiana Jones and the . . . uhhh. . . the. . . hey. . . Wheel of Fortune is on.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (4AVeu)

470 There's no rape in Fury. Two young love bird virgins get put in a room and nature takes its course. Some of the American soldiers are course and "rapey."

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (+7/1f)

471 Indiana Jones and the 3:00 AM Pee

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (oVJmc)

472 Nood about kooky Oregon

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2017 03:21 PM (rmVvL)

473 Indiana Jones and Oh crap, I can't remember.

Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2017 03:21 PM (G0vdT)

474 Where is the carrot? Are you wearing pants?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (ENB12)
----------

I dunno, maybe it's a carrot. Let me get my reading glasses.

No.

(A dress)

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2017 03:21 PM (sBOL1)

475 Indiana Jones shuffleboard king.

Posted by: Ralph at July 12, 2017 03:21 PM (aSKOz)

476 Indian Jones Gets to Old Country Buffet for The Early Bird Special

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2017 03:21 PM (7HtZB)

477 Indiana Jones and the Day Trip to Branson

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 03:21 PM (jhqr1)

478 Saving Private Ryan would have been much better as a short film.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 12, 2017 03:21 PM (SsblQ)

479 Indiana Jones and the Smell of Gorilla Fingers

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2017 03:22 PM (ENB12)

480 470 There's no rape in Fury. Two young love bird virgins get put in a room and nature takes its course. Some of the American soldiers are course and "rapey."
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (+7/1f)




But even that was done better in Band Of Brothers. Soldier boy meets German girl, they get it on consensually.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 03:22 PM (ujg0T)

481 Nood.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2017 03:22 PM (jhqr1)

482 Indiana jones, I'll have the jello

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2017 03:22 PM (0wem/)

483 Thomas Sowell: The 'race industry' only produces 'hopelessness' in the black community

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 12, 2017 03:23 PM (Nwg0u)

484 I punched out when Brad Pitt was trying to make the unlikable wimp flat out murder a German who'd already surrendered.

Some folks might like WW 2 vets portrayed as rape-happy murderers. I am not one of them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 12, 2017 03:15 PM (3OIiX)



----

Same here.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 12, 2017 03:23 PM (6n332)

485 Indiana Jones and the uphill both ways, in the snow, to the Temple of Doom

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2017 03:23 PM (AURKQ)

486 Indiana Jones and The Quest for His Lost Dentures

Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2017 03:24 PM (2Mnv1)

487 385 Also Fury is a better war movie than Saving Private Ryan.
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 03:05 PM

Certainly after SPR's first1/2 hr
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2017 03:07 PM (Ot7+c)



Again, better movie. You want to talk the opening sequence, then yes SPR is superior. But on the whole, as a movie, its Fury. For one, the newbie to the group isn't a whiny little shit the entire time who's conscience gets others killed because he doesn't want to kill a nazi.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2017 03:24 PM (z/Ubi)

488 Sounds like he needs an intervention.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2017 03:24 PM (iVOAv)

489 I tried to watch Fury but the first minutes were so soul-grindingly depressing and dull I just moved on.
It *is* a little odd in that parts are paced like a modern movie and parts are paced like a '40s war movie like the Train. I could see that making for attention skips. Definitely meant to be depressing in the beginning.


I punched out when Brad Pitt was trying to make the unlikable wimp flat out murder a German who'd already surrendered.

Some folks might like WW 2 vets portrayed as rape-happy murderers. I am not one of them.


This was right after being combat shy had lost lives. Norman needed to be "blooded" and lose his hesitation, which was kind of a real problem - consider the number of first time combatants that can't fire their weapon in real life, it's huge.
Also, the guy had surrendered, but had just been complicit in a number of crimes against the people there - and was in violation of uniform rules. Pitt's character always skirts the edge of what can be justified post facto, but never actually crosses it, if you're paying attention.

"Coon ass" was rapey, but not "War Daddy".

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 12, 2017 03:25 PM (eXSOZ)

490 Ben Roethlessberger and the IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HARRISON FORD IS OLD!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2017 03:25 PM (AURKQ)

491 Some of the American soldiers are course and "rapey."
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 03:20 PM (+7/1f)

Of course, just like any cross section of society. But, not like the Russians (and I have a hard time feeling all that bad, at least where adults were involved). Reap the whirlwind and all that.

A lot of 3rd Reich apologists neonazi types and Imperial Japan revisionists and progressive leftists (Hollywood types) hype anything they can to generate moral equivalence. I'll have to check it out now.

Not quite there for Avatar and the evil space corporate Marines vs. peaceful blue natives.

Posted by: Keith at July 12, 2017 03:26 PM (USf3s)

492 Will be interesting to see if any of this prevents him from future gigs. He's clearly a troubled soul.

That said, he sounds like every other liberal celebrity whining about Trump. So there's that.

Posted by: Christian Toto at July 12, 2017 03:28 PM (GppXG)

493 Can't do that, we're called to a much harder bit of work - that of loving our enemies, blessing those who curse us, and doing good to those who spite us.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (6JL3d)


I'm not called to do any such thing.

You only have so much time and so many resources. Every bit you waste on trying to do good things for bad people is taken away from possibly doing good things for good people, who actually deserve to have good things done for them.

Your and my life philosophies are totally different in these respects.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2017 03:29 PM (rZ+mb)

494 "But even that was done better in Band Of Brothers."

BoB is a great series, but it's idealized. If I had to go fight a war, I'd pick WWII against Hitler, have a "good war" and end up pissing in Hitler's Eagle Nest. Not everyone was so lucky.

Compare The Pacific, which is more realistic.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 03:30 PM (+7/1f)

495 The trick is to find that state of mind where love, justice, and mercy all come together and are the same thing. o_O I doubt if we can ever get there, but it gives us a goal to shoot for, at least.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2017 03:16 PM (6JL3d)

You sound like my husband. It's more fun to be the smaller person.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 12, 2017 03:30 PM (Ri/rl)

496

Catheters. Why'd it have to be catheters?

Posted by: Indiana Jones at July 12, 2017 03:42 PM (4AVeu)

497 Indiana Jones V: Quest for the leak-proof Depends

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 12, 2017 03:44 PM (uBQPh)

498 I am concerned that his cuffs are too tight.

Why is he in custody?

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at July 12, 2017 03:54 PM (HqpV0)

499 Is this guy in the latest Transformers movie.

Better avoid it, just to be on the safe side...

Posted by: haiku guy at July 12, 2017 04:31 PM (N+zBw)

500 494 "But even that was done better in Band Of Brothers."

BoB is a great series, but it's idealized. If I had to go fight a war, I'd pick WWII against Hitler, have a "good war" and end up pissing in Hitler's Eagle Nest. Not everyone was so lucky.

Compare The Pacific, which is more realistic.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2017 03:30 PM (+7/1f)




True that. However, didn't half of them get killed before they got that far?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2017 04:42 PM (ujg0T)

501 Ops normal.

Posted by: Pizzagate Child Star at July 12, 2017 04:44 PM (lQqJB)

502 What I get out of that video is
1. The cuffs are too tight.
2. Why am I in custody?
3. The cuffs are too tight.

Posted by: docweasel at July 12, 2017 04:58 PM (jiT66)

503 That may be the biggest problem with police brutality - its injudicious application. You call the police because grandpa is having a heart attack? No problem; they'll shoot him. You like your dogs? No problem, they'll shoot them. Idiot douchebag elite practically begs for a little King/Louima treatment? No problem, they'll be on their best behavior.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 12, 2017 05:21 PM (rznWS)

504 Fury is a good movie from a special effects point of view. Two things stick in my craw from a professional point of view. The whole shoot the captured German by forcing the new guy to do it physically. Utter, utter crap.
The fight to the end, hold the crossroads to protect a nebulous hospital from being slaughtered, plot line was fucken weak to say the least. If that tank was de-tracked by a mine on the very crossroad they were tasked to defend, well that's very unlucky. If 300 Waffen SS with light weapons and vehicles and on foot had had been spotted 1000m out on a road moving directly to you, the pros would have done this. Engage the enemy in the open with the QF 17 pounder and the .50 M2. Blase away with the .30 guns for a brass up and then bug out into the night to the nearest treeline about 500m away. The SS attack/movement would have taken at least 30% to 40 % casualties at that range with those weapons and would have stopped. By the time they had completed casualty evacuation and re-org at night and with no transport, the battle would have been over. Next morning aircraft waste the remainder of SS forces by rocket attack. Hollywood sucks dogs balls.

Posted by: NZ Frank withanM2 at July 12, 2017 07:51 PM (bgJ0E)

505 nice to see he decided to identify as white.

Posted by: Small Rivers at July 12, 2017 09:47 PM (KL5Ns)

506 Did his parents have any children that lived?

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at July 13, 2017 01:21 AM (TUhW5)

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