CNN Now Propagandizing Against Travel Ban By Using Refugee Expert... Elmo the Muppet

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Posted by: Ace at 05:49 PM

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1 This is PBS.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2017 05:39 PM (aEGbc)

2 2nd?

Posted by: Keyser at June 28, 2017 05:39 PM (v8/5X)

3 First, too.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2017 05:39 PM (aEGbc)

4 2nd is a first for me, so its kinda like being first, right?

Ace, may I suggest a post on the John McEnroe kerfuffle?

Posted by: Keyser at June 28, 2017 05:40 PM (v8/5X)

5 Carpeted sleeve sez wut?

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2017 05:40 PM (aEGbc)

6 Is that the puppet voiced by the gay pedophile?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 05:41 PM (3OIiX)

7 They've gone full retard.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 05:41 PM (/tuJf)

8 Gawd. Just can't get away from it.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 05:41 PM (0mRoj)

9 Pathetic.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 05:41 PM (4ErVI)

10 Cesame Ctreet Network.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 05:41 PM (DQ4Fv)

11 Of course, it should be noted that it isn't just CNN using the Muppet to conduct political opposition to Trump, it is also the owner of the Muppets: Disney.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 28, 2017 05:41 PM (WzbqD)

12 We need to take out Elmo

Posted by: Dick Durbin Hodgenson's spotter at June 28, 2017 05:42 PM (5wSNN)

13 I'm waiting for Achmed the Dead Terrorist to weigh in, personally.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 05:42 PM (3OIiX)

14 LOL!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2017 05:42 PM (EgOr3)

15 Remember, Elmo was created by a guy who liked underage boys.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

16 Next up we'll have a special interview with Bert and Ernie to discuss gay marriage. #realnews.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 05:42 PM (2S3bc)

17 Furry Reifenstahl.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 05:42 PM (DQ4Fv)

18 So, all immigrants have a hand up their butts?

Yuck

Posted by: Bruce at June 28, 2017 05:42 PM (8ikIW)

19 This whole fake news thing needs to end and it needs to end right now!

I'm smart and I'm important.

I'M A LAWYER FOR FUCKS SAKE!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at June 28, 2017 05:42 PM (SkuXa)

20 Next up we'll have a special interview with Bert and Ernie to discuss gay marriage. #realnews.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 05:42 PM (2S3bc)

The puppet love that dare not meep its name...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 05:43 PM (3OIiX)

21 Remember, Elmo was created by a guy who liked underage boys.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 05:42 PM

Harry Reid?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 05:43 PM (2S3bc)

22 El Mo: the Spanish Profit.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2017 05:43 PM (aEGbc)

23 HBO owns Elmo's propaganda now, right?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 05:43 PM (6Ll1u)

24 Oh look honey! It's little Elmo.

Posted by: Brain Dead Soccer Mom With A Fatty Liver at June 28, 2017 05:43 PM (l4aLi)

25 Murder Me Elmo dolls will be popular next year.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 05:43 PM (DQ4Fv)

26 Are we sure it wasn't just Wolf Blitzer?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 05:43 PM (oVJmc)

27 Not like its the first time they've had a puppet on CNN. Or someone with a fist up their ass.

Posted by: Andrew at June 28, 2017 05:43 PM (i4ut5)

28 Furry Reifenstahl.
Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 05:42 PM (DQ4Fv)

Maker of 'Triumph of the Felt'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 05:43 PM (3OIiX)

29 A new low, indeed. I like Nolte's description of CNN continuing to find a new barrel bottom.

Don't let our Barrel know about that, though.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 05:43 PM (sBOL1)

30 12 We need to take out Elmo
Posted by: Dick Durbin Hodgenson's spotter at June 28, 2017 05:42 PM (5wSNN)

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Talk to the hand.

Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2017 05:44 PM (Fmupd)

31 SuperGrover says GET THE FUCK OUT, RAGHEADS!!! YARGGGGGGHHH!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2017 05:44 PM (eEnJj)

32 Fuck It!!!

God damned POS Daily wire web page jumps around so damned much it is impossible to read on my IPad.

And they wonder why their readership is so pathetic?

Posted by: rd at June 28, 2017 05:44 PM (4dz1m)

33 We need to take out Elmo
Posted by: Dick Durbin Hodgenson's spotter at June 28, 2017 05:42 PM (5wSNN)

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Talk to the hand.
Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2017 05:44 PM (Fmupd)

Smell the glove?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 05:44 PM (3OIiX)

34 Zombie is en fuego.

Keep it up.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2017 05:44 PM (aEGbc)

35 Tickle Me Elmo will now be replaced with Stab Me Elmo. Or if you prefer, A Fuzzy Muzzy!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 05:44 PM (2S3bc)

36 Going after the voters of tomorrow.

Posted by: CNN at June 28, 2017 05:44 PM (LtaK3)

37 I demand equal time!

Posted by: Fievel Mousekewitz at June 28, 2017 05:45 PM (lIZQs)

38 Shoot me up Elmo.... always made me laugh...

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 05:45 PM (mHL0c)

39 Maker of 'Triumph of the Felt'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 05:43 PM

LOL

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2017 05:45 PM (aEGbc)

40 That red colored dude is the ghey.

Posted by: Alf at June 28, 2017 05:45 PM (l4aLi)

41 Where is that video of the Tickle Me Elmo skinned?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2017 05:45 PM (eEnJj)

42 19 This whole fake news thing needs to end and it needs to end right now!

I'm smart and I'm important.

I'M A LAWYER FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at June 28, 2017 05:42 PM (SkuXa)

Lawyer =/= smart or important

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 05:46 PM (0mRoj)

43 If you believe "cultural appropriation" is wrong *and* you believe there are no significant differences between cultures, you might be a leftist.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2017 05:46 PM (wB8Tg)

44 I would listen to Statler and Waldorf before I would listen to elmo.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2017 05:47 PM (m9X4Y)

45 Hand puppets seem strangely appropriate for Progressive evangelizing. Taking the dialog to a level Liberals understand.. where will it go from here, though?

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 05:47 PM (mHL0c)

46 Well, considering how the most mature leftists are stuck at middle school levels, they probably do see Elmo as a Thought Leader.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 28, 2017 05:47 PM (i81II)

47 Elmo sucks.

I have it on good authority from Oscar and Cookie Monster.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2017 05:47 PM (aEGbc)

48 11 Of course, it should be noted that it isn't just CNN using the Muppet to conduct political opposition to Trump, it is also the owner of the Muppets: Disney.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 28, 2017 05:41 PM (WzbqD)

I don't think they own Sesame Street Muppets.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 28, 2017 05:47 PM (z/Ubi)

49 You would have a voice like Elmo's if you had a hand up your ass too.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 05:47 PM (6Ll1u)

50 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Clash

"After 1985, Elmo, a furry red monster, became his main character.[24] Four puppeteers, including Richard Hunt, had performed Elmo previously, but it was Clash's development, with a falsetto voice, that established the character.[25][26][27] He based Elmo's character on the preschool children that attended his mother's daycare in Baltimore
...

In November 2012, 23-year-old Sheldon Stephens alleged that he had been in a sexual relationship with Clash which began when Stephens was 16. Sesame Workshop had initially been presented with the allegation in June, and its investigation found the allegation to be unsubstantiated. Clash acknowledged that he had been in a relationship with the accuser; however, he characterized the relationship as being between consenting adults.[44] Stephens later recanted his accusation, but two weeks later, another accuser, Cecil Singleton, made similar accusations and lawsuits were filed by attorney Jeffrey Herman against Clash."

He got off scot-free, due to the statute of limitations.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 05:47 PM (DQ4Fv)

51 Senor Wences could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 05:47 PM (Mouru)

52 Jeesuz Christ, I'm on CNN and I'm talking to a fuckin puppet!

Posted by: Clarrisa Ward: News Woman at June 28, 2017 05:48 PM (qJhUV)

53 Elmo knows where you live!

Posted by: Elmo at June 28, 2017 05:48 PM (jw2Xw)

54 Orwell would not be able to believe ANY of this!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 28, 2017 05:48 PM (gwPgz)

55 I can't even. For those who don't know, and you might want to sit down for this, there is no Elmo. He's a fucking puppet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 28, 2017 05:48 PM (LTHVh)

56 I'd use a garrote on that red piece of crap. Watch him turn blue until I hear the death rattle.

Posted by: Teddy Ruxpin at June 28, 2017 05:48 PM (l4aLi)

57 >>>Lawyer =/= smart or important

Lawyer == smart AND important

Posted by: Chris Cuomo, JD means doctor! at June 28, 2017 05:48 PM (SBLVG)

58 Elmo works a hand job.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2017 05:48 PM (aEGbc)

59 I can't wait for Mr. Snuffleupagus' cogent criticism of the healthcare bill.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2017 05:49 PM (eEnJj)

60 I don't personally subscibe to End Times thinking/ Theology, but stuff like this...

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 05:49 PM (mHL0c)

61 shoulda used oscar the grump

Posted by: concrete girl at June 28, 2017 05:49 PM (EqvVS)

62 Elmo, I was created by a Pedo

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 28, 2017 05:49 PM (dKiJG)

63 I heard Robert Acosta agreed to interview Elmo...as long as it's on camera.

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2017 05:49 PM (G0vdT)

64 Ventriloquist's dummies interviewing puppets. Very meta.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 28, 2017 05:49 PM (QGoUX)

65

Count van Count comes out with hard numbers of deaths due to new health care plan.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2017 05:49 PM (fceHP)

66 61 shoulda used oscar the grump
Posted by: concrete girl at June 28, 2017 05:49 PM (EqvVS)

Oscar's my other spirit animal.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 05:49 PM (0mRoj)

67 Give me a child and he's mine for life.

Posted by: Pedophile Puppet Lenin at June 28, 2017 05:50 PM (DQ4Fv)

68 All I can say is, CNN knows its audience.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 05:50 PM (Mouru)

69 I don't think the Stop Touching Me Elmo puppet has a very good grasp of the facts.

Also, its a child molester.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2017 05:50 PM (edpOe)

70 26
Are we sure it wasn't just Wolf Blitzer?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 05:43 PM (oVJmc)
roflmao

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2017 05:50 PM (EgOr3)

71 ENN Elmo News Network

Posted by: Killerdog at June 28, 2017 05:51 PM (01op3)

72 Big Bird was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: dantesed at June 28, 2017 05:51 PM (88xKn)

73 Yeah. When I want insightful commentary on the public policy issues of the day, I always turn first to a fucking puppet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 05:51 PM (Mouru)

74 123,456,789 10... ten tiny turtles on the telephone, talkin' to their grocery men.... gaaah! just kill me now... what a flashback!

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 05:51 PM (mHL0c)

75 Oscar's my other spirit animal.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 05:49 PM (0mRoj)

I think I'm going to be stealing that, and soon!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 28, 2017 05:51 PM (gwPgz)

76

Kermit the Frog jumps the shark.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2017 05:52 PM (fceHP)

77 I bet Miss Piggy is a solid conservative, though. Maybe Fox will interview her.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2017 05:52 PM (EgOr3)

78 Ummmm, WRT the malkin Medical Child etc in the sidebar.....she's referring to a REALLY complicated case. Wouldn't want to pretend to know what is actually happening in the case of Justina Pelletier. Wouldn't even want to form much of an opinion.

This guy has been writing about it, with a good deal of common sense:

https://tinyurl.com/y9u78ppn

and

https://tinyurl.com/y7duuk6l

He also writes about medical child abuse ("Munchausen by proxy) . I don't know what his politics are, and I don't really care: he's writing about this with common sense. Having read what Malkin has written, it just seems to me that without discovery (ie in Court, and hearing the hospital's side of things, which federal law prevents them from giving at this point) one really can't form an informed opinion at this distance. Just some thoughts.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 28, 2017 05:52 PM (CPk08)

79 Is a pedo still Elmo's "operator"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 05:52 PM (PY9jH)

80 68 All I can say is, CNN knows its audience.
Posted by: Cicero

Viewer surveys revealed an average 1st-grade reading level and nursery-school level emotional maturity. "How can we reach these folks?" asked CNN execs.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 05:52 PM (DQ4Fv)

81 Elmo? Eh? Who exactly are their target audience? I sure hope folks old enough to vote are not still watching Sesame Street.

Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 05:52 PM (a0IVu)

82 Tonight Only

PUPPET SHOW

Wolf Blitzer

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 05:52 PM (Mouru)

83 Also, CNN are arsewipes.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 28, 2017 05:52 PM (CPk08)

84 I watched the first five minutes of the old school Sesame Street dvds, and it involves a guy in a 70s three piece suit finding a lost little girl, and then introducing her to random people on Sesame Street as his little lady friend. It's a little creepy.

Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2017 05:52 PM (SBLVG)

85 If Elmo isn't stopped now, millions of Americans will die horribly.

Anything you can do to stop Elmo is A-okay.

Seriously.....I mean anything.

A-a-a-a-a-a-anything.

Please help me, Dick Durbin, stop the Elmo menace dead in it's tracks.

He's Putin's golfing buddy for crissakes.

Stop Elmo!!!

Stop him now!!!

This has been a speeding bulletin from Dick Durbin.

Posted by: Dick Durbin's Newsletter at June 28, 2017 05:52 PM (NyJwR)

86 how is the smell the glove elmo selling?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:52 PM (0wem/)

87 77 I bet Miss Piggy is a solid conservative, though. Maybe Fox will interview her.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2017 05:52 PM (EgOr3)

Megs McCain is already on Fox.

Posted by: Teddy Ruxpin at June 28, 2017 05:52 PM (l4aLi)

88 When do they introduce Jihad me Elmo? You know, for diversity.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 05:53 PM (6Ll1u)

89 The future does not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam.

Posted by: Fozzy Bear at June 28, 2017 05:53 PM (LTHVh)

90 Why Elmo? Seems like the Swedish Chef might have a better take on the issue.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2017 05:53 PM (eEnJj)

91 When is the "Please Don't Behead Me" Elmo coming out?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 05:53 PM (PY9jH)

92 OMG! I am LMAO!

Do these people not have friends and/or family that'll tell them, "Dude....uh, that's a puppet. You know that right?!"

Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 05:54 PM (Enq6K)

93 Maybe next the can borrow Justin Trudeau's puppet buddy. To explain complex issues to us deplorables.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7qrz8ds

Link to mashable

Posted by: X-ray at June 28, 2017 05:54 PM (br7RH)

94 I had to stop watching the old Sesame Street because my five year old was absolutely terrified of Big Bird.

Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2017 05:54 PM (SBLVG)

95 there is something of a misunderstanding about the elmo thing. it is less of an effort to politicize elmo and more of an effort to get things down to cuomo's speed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:54 PM (0wem/)

96 It's a culture war. Everyone is suiting up for battle, even Muppets.

Posted by: Christian Toto at June 28, 2017 05:54 PM (GppXG)

97 At no time did they disclose that Elmo had the hand of a Liberal stuck up his ass....

Posted by: Don Q. at June 28, 2017 05:54 PM (NgKpN)

98 Tie me up and beat me Elmo....

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 05:54 PM (mHL0c)

99 The left really, *seriously* want children to be involved in their adult political conversations.

To an extent that is kind of creepy.

There's probably some weird philosophical history to that which I'm vaguely aware of but not sure I want to pursue.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2017 05:54 PM (wB8Tg)

100 >>>Oscar's my other spirit animal.

he's my favorite

Posted by: concrete girl at June 28, 2017 05:54 PM (EqvVS)

101 Ola Putas!

Posted by: MS13 Elmo with "Fuck" tatooed on his face at June 28, 2017 05:55 PM (/tuJf)

102 suck it, elmo

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:55 PM (0wem/)

103
I blame Trump.
He has made everyone (screaming Gary Oldman voice) crazy.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2017 05:55 PM (m9X4Y)

104 CNN: "Don't worry Elmo, we know all about sock puppets and how to shove fists up them.

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2017 05:55 PM (G0vdT)

105 Trigger Me Elmo

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cranky-pants at June 28, 2017 05:55 PM (RwwCT)

106 I'm waiting for Elmo to yell, "Get your hand out of my ass!" Live. On CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 05:55 PM (PY9jH)

107 This.....is CNN.

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2017 05:55 PM (G0vdT)

108

FNN's staff: "We're all Snuffleupagus's"***

***Created to represent the psychological age of a four-year-old...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2017 05:55 PM (fceHP)

109 I had to stop watching the old Sesame Street because my five year old was absolutely terrified of Big Bird.
Posted by: wooga at June

you could not watch it after they went to bed?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:56 PM (0wem/)

110 Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 28, 2017 05:52 PM (CPk08

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Did they ever find that girl (friend/sister?) that Maulkin reported missing a few years ago?

Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2017 05:56 PM (Fmupd)

111 Next up, Emmett Otter discusses poverty in America!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2017 05:56 PM (eEnJj)

112 Fist me Elmo.

Posted by: Toad-O at June 28, 2017 05:56 PM (cct0t)

113 Actually, a CNN panel made up of cartoon characters and puppets would be about as deeply thoughtful and intellectual as the usual clowns they have on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 05:56 PM (PY9jH)

114 OT, what's this about PDT and some Irish reporter he singled out? Lefty FB trolls are convinced he was pussy grabbing.

Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 05:56 PM (a0IVu)

115 Oscar's my other spirit animal.

he's my favorite
Posted by: concrete girl at June

pretty sure he is a time lord.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:57 PM (0wem/)

116 111 Next up, Emmett Otter discusses poverty in America!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2017 05:56 PM (eEnJj)

LOL. I haven't thought about Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas in years.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 05:57 PM (0mRoj)

117 Trigger Me Elmo

Boom.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 28, 2017 05:57 PM (LTHVh)

118 TU3031

Willowed from the last
FBI Interviews Employees of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab

My god daughter works for them, Should I tell her to get a lawyer?
Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2017 05:30 PM (qJhUV)

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I would tell her that if the FBI wants to talk to her, say "I will be happy to talk to you as soon as I contact my lawyer. May I have your card, so we can arrange the interview?"

And then she should STFU and call you and get a lawyer ASAP. Remember Scooter and Martha?

Posted by: rd at June 28, 2017 05:57 PM (4dz1m)

119 Remember when Big Bird whacked a guy?

'Sesame Street' Actor's Property Caretaker Charged With Jogger's Murder

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7w6rfqe

I know, I know, it's not what it says, but it was all covered up by the Childrens Television Workshop with a grant from the Chubb Group!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 05:57 PM (oVJmc)

120 CNN interviews Muppets...

Proving its Puppets, all the way down...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 28, 2017 05:57 PM (NgKpN)

121 ...don't laugh, but I'm on CNN's next 'expert panel'...!...I'm a newsguy!!!...Yayyyyyyy!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at June 28, 2017 05:57 PM (PiLeq)

122 next up snuffleupagus discusses possum tubing

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:57 PM (0wem/)

123 The epitome of feelz baby talk.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 05:57 PM (4ErVI)

124

~~Nancy Pelosi~~ Two-Headed Monster***

***A purple monster with two heads, who generally speak in gibberish but have a baby-like vocabulary.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2017 05:57 PM (fceHP)

125 Deport Elmo

Posted by: The Tickle-free Hat at June 28, 2017 05:58 PM (vBeA5)

126 I don't think they own Sesame Street Muppets.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 28, 2017 05:47 PM (z/Ubi)

++++

You're right. Disney bought the Muppets from Hensen, but the Sesame Street characters were carved out of the deal.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 28, 2017 05:58 PM (WzbqD)

127 Clarissa Ward got the short straw.

JEFF ZUCKER FTW!!!

Posted by: golfman at June 28, 2017 05:58 PM (48QDY)

128 Some muppet mood music...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr9_e4ySRYA

Posted by: The Mastodon Hat at June 28, 2017 05:59 PM (vBeA5)

129 I'd like Lamb Chop to have rebuttal time...

Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 05:59 PM (Enq6K)

130 Next, Elmo will demonstrate how to properly put on an explosive vest.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 05:59 PM (PY9jH)

131 Elmo is a red.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 28, 2017 05:59 PM (LTHVh)

132 And then she should STFU and call you and get a lawyer ASAP. Remember Scooter and Martha?
Posted by: rd at June 28, 2017 05:57 PM (4dz1m)

Yep this.

Posted by: golfman at June 28, 2017 05:59 PM (48QDY)

133 105 Trigger Me Elmo
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cranky-pants at June 28, 2017 05:55 PM (RwwCT)

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Oh my. Winner

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2017 05:59 PM (G0vdT)

134 What's the chance that there are thousands of furry Elmo's?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 05:59 PM (6Ll1u)

135 "I Keel You!!!" Elmo

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 05:59 PM (PY9jH)

136 Big Bird was unavailable for comment.

I'm on retainer, but only show up when they threaten to cut the funding for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. They send a limo down to HBO to pick me up.

Posted by: Big Bird at June 28, 2017 05:59 PM (qJhUV)

137 Elmo?

More credibility than Don Lemon.

Better at Jeopardy than Wolf Blitzer.

Not unemployed like Thomas Frank.

Posted by: Furious George at June 28, 2017 06:00 PM (j+dfT)

138 don't forget your recipes for the AoS cookbook everyone.

deadline is in TWO DAYS

Posted by: Preheat your oven to 350 at June 28, 2017 06:00 PM (EqvVS)

139 Why didn't they get Animal from the band? Was Fuzzy Bear or the two old guys in the balcony unavailable?

Posted by: dantesed at June 28, 2017 06:00 PM (88xKn)

140 What. the. Fuck.

I mean seriously....Elmo?

At least, I'd bring the gravitas.

Posted by: Lambchop at June 28, 2017 06:00 PM (NyJwR)

141 Midol Medved today:

The media is awesome and you are doody heads for thinking otherwise!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2017 06:00 PM (udajc)

142 Kermit the Frog... the quintessential Beta amphibian.

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 06:00 PM (mHL0c)

143 I would tell her that if the FBI wants to talk to her, say "I will be happy to talk to you as soon as I contact my lawyer. May I have your card, so we can arrange the interview?"

And then she should STFU and call you and get a lawyer ASAP. Remember Scooter and Martha?
Posted by: rd at June 28, 2017 05:57 PM (4dz1m)

Yep. But she can't say anything that could be construed as a refusal if they want to talk to her. That gets you obstruction charges.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 06:00 PM (0mRoj)

144 Today's show is brought to you by the letters FGM. And Jerry Jihadi will teach you how to get to Heaven.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 06:00 PM (Nwg0u)

145 I guess Pennywise the Clown was unavailable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 06:01 PM (PY9jH)

146 don't forget your recipes for the AoS cookbook everyone.

deadline is in TWO DAYS

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Isn't that when the state of Illinois goes into default on their debt? How did you swing that?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2017 06:01 PM (m9X4Y)

147 142 Kermit the Frog... the quintessential Beta amphibian.
Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 06:00 PM (mHL0c)

He did eventually ditch that porcine cvnt Miss Piggy for a younger, nicer model.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 06:01 PM (0mRoj)

148 ***A purple monster with two heads, who generally speak in gibberish but have a baby-like vocabulary.

Barney?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 06:01 PM (g2NvG)

149 Next on CNN, we discuss the Russian hacking of the election with Beaker.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 28, 2017 06:02 PM (HPLYo)

150 Yep. But she can't say anything that could be
construed as a refusal if they want to talk to her. That gets you
obstruction charges.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 06:00 PM (0mRoj)
Then she needs to go with "I can't recall," "I don't remember that," "I don't understand the question," etc.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2017 06:02 PM (EgOr3)

151 Apparently Trump spoke to an Irish reporter at the White House, in a room full of people, and told her she had a nice smile. That's it; that's the entire story.

OH MY GOD IMPEACH HIM NOW!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 06:02 PM (OmOvC)

152 CNN should have had me on Si?

Posted by: Se�or Wences at June 28, 2017 06:02 PM (br7RH)

153 Operation Barba... Operation Elmo is but the first assault in our campaign against the White House. We said we'd go to war and we meant it. We're obviously leading with the most effective strike forces available to us, but you can count on us continuing to deploy resources that will be just as effective as what you see here in our continuing blitzkrieg. Operation Bert and Ernie and Operation Cookie Monster are already in their planning phases.

Together with our allies at the WaPo we will continue our struggle at all costs until we finally achieve our goal and democracy dies in darkness once and for all.

Posted by: CNN at June 28, 2017 06:03 PM (gDSJf)

154 Say ello to my l'il fren!

Posted by: MS13 Elmo with at June 28, 2017 06:03 PM (/tuJf)

155 Sponge Bob will be talkin' single- payer next week.

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 06:03 PM (mHL0c)

156 150 Yep. But she can't say anything that could be
construed as a refusal if they want to talk to her. That gets you
obstruction charges.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 06:00 PM (0mRoj)
Then she needs to go with "I can't recall," "I don't remember that," "I don't understand the question," etc.
Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2017 06:02 PM (EgOr3)

That's where her lawyer earns his/her money.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 06:03 PM (0mRoj)

157 Next on CNN, we discuss the Russian hacking of the election with Beaker.

They are just doing it for ratings.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2017 06:03 PM (m9X4Y)

158 Nancy Pelosi Two-Headed Monster***

***A purple monster with two heads, who generally speak in gibberish but have a baby-like vocabulary.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2017 05:57 PM (fceHP)

Yep.
Yep.
YepYepYepYepYep

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 06:03 PM (3OIiX)

159 >>>Isn't that when the state of Illinois goes into default on their debt? How did you swing that?

it's the Weasel/bluebell cabal

Posted by: Preheat your oven to 350 at June 28, 2017 06:04 PM (EqvVS)

160 I had a big fight with my ex about my granddaughter watching Elmo and learning to speak correctly.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 06:04 PM (6Ll1u)

161 So I'm just chopped liver amirite?

Posted by: Barney the stupidly annoying purple dinosaur at June 28, 2017 06:04 PM (31vnC)

162 Kermit the Frog... the quintessential Beta amphibian.

Q: What's long & green & smells like pork?

A: Kermit's middle finger.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 06:05 PM (g2NvG)

163 151
Apparently Trump spoke to an Irish reporter at the White House, in a
room full of people, and told her she had a nice smile. That's it;
that's the entire story.

OH MY GOD IMPEACH HIM NOW!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 06:02 PM (OmOvC)
That's it??? Pfffttt. From the caterwauling that's going on with the left, I thought he dragged her off by her hair into his lair for acts of debauchery.

Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 06:05 PM (a0IVu)

164 Next up, The Swedish Chef will discuss why global warming is a threat to all life on earth.

This . . . is CNN.

Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 28, 2017 06:05 PM (PMt8D)

165 I would tell her that if the FBI wants to talk to her, say "I will be
happy to talk to you as soon as I contact my lawyer. May I have your
card, so we can arrange the interview?"

And then she should STFU and call you and get a lawyer ASAP. Remember Scooter and Martha?

Posted by: rd at June 28, 2017 05:57 PM (4dz1m)

I think she'll be all right. She's in the public relations end of the business.
But we DID buy her a Tickle Me Elmo doll about 25 years ago, so maybe I better call her.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2017 06:06 PM (qJhUV)

166 Beaker.

They are just doing it for ratings.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2017 06:03 PM (m9X4

Thing is that Beaker would be more convincing than Schumer and better looking.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 28, 2017 06:06 PM (HPLYo)

167
President Trump flirts with female news correspondent live, on camera, during press conference.

This ... is CNN.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2017 06:06 PM (m9X4Y)

168 I hate that fucking street! That bird, the grouch, and those queers that like bottle caps and pigeons. Should have laid waste to all of them

Posted by: Zombie Mr Hooper at June 28, 2017 06:07 PM (89T5c)

169 I always felt bad for Beaker. Bunsen Honeydew did awful things to him

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 06:07 PM (0mRoj)

170 The Most Crusted Name In Puppet Porn

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2017 06:07 PM (6jaju)

171 Cookie Monster stole the election!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 06:07 PM (Nwg0u)

172 160 I had a big fight with my ex about my granddaughter watching Elmo and learning to speak correctly.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
___________

Whoa! Your ex thinks your granddaughter should be speaking with CNN reporters on camera?

Posted by: Furious George at June 28, 2017 06:07 PM (j+dfT)

173 I just realized that they made that Bill Nye character up to look like Beaker.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2017 06:08 PM (tbOMB)

174 I'd love to get Camille Paglia's take on the CNN Puppet Pimping...

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 06:08 PM (mHL0c)

175 Next Spongebob talks about how Republicans pollute the ocean.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 06:09 PM (Nwg0u)

176 I dunno, man. The Muppets just haven't seemed like the familiar old crew in recent years.

When it came out that Dr. Bunsen Honeydew was busted for making batches of meth at Muppet Labs after hours? I mean, really.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2017 06:09 PM (ujwCG)

177 Will CNN hire Jessica Rabbit as an anchorwoman?

Posted by: Furious George at June 28, 2017 06:09 PM (j+dfT)

178 cnn, cuomo nos nothing?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 06:10 PM (0wem/)

179 When it came out that Dr. Bunsen Honeydew was busted for making batches of meth at Muppet Labs after hours? I mean, really.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2017 06:09 PM (ujwCG)

I am the danger, Beakie.

Posted by: Dr. Bunsen Honeydew at June 28, 2017 06:10 PM (0mRoj)

180 Maybe CNN's going after Chris Hayes' market segment.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 06:10 PM (oVJmc)

181 Q: What's long green smells like pork?

A: Kermit's middle finger.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE KERMIT HAS NO PENIS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 28, 2017 06:10 PM (br7RH)

182

CNN is not a serious news organization.

Not any more.

Not taken seriously for a long time.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2017 06:10 PM (m9X4Y)

183 always felt bad for Beaker. Bunsen Honeydew did awful things to him
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 06:07 PM (0mRoj)

I named one of my SUVs after Beaker. He seemed to be the only one who knew that what ever anyone was doing was going to lead to disaster. You know, like work.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 28, 2017 06:10 PM (HPLYo)

184 174 I'd love to get Camille Paglia's take on the CNN Puppet Pimping...

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 06:08 PM (mHL0c)

The way things are going, Camille is going to be a card carrying member of the VRWC by the end of Trump's first term.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 06:10 PM (4ErVI)

185 Sesame Street.

CNN is using Sesame Street as a way to communicate to its audience.

Sesame Street.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2017 06:11 PM (XoldI)

186 Let's face it. Anyone who doesn't believe what the MSM thinks is a bible thumping, cousin humping bigot. I guess it time for me to meet up with my cousin at church.

Posted by: Very Undude at June 28, 2017 06:11 PM (2X7pN)

187 Bullshit! It's all bullshit!

- Big Bird on undercover Project Veritas video

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 06:12 PM (Nwg0u)

188 Up Next:We discuss the future of America's Space Program with Buzz Light Year

Posted by: This...is CNN at June 28, 2017 06:12 PM (qJhUV)

189 I can see they're trying to build a new "narrative" about how Trump pays too much attention to female reporters.

Of course, if he didn't pay attention to female reporters, or failed to say nice things when he did talk to them, then that would be Prima Facie Evidence that he was a misogynistic woman-hating monster, and they would be going with that story instead.

There literally is nothing Trump can do now that they won't harshly criticize - including greeting someone and saying "gee, you have a nice smile."

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 06:12 PM (OmOvC)

190 What? Does Elmo claim to need an abortion NOW?

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 28, 2017 06:12 PM (m2bLi)

191 Paglia is a Leftist, but I have to say she tells it the way she sees it, and does not wallow in virtue signalling and preening for the homies.

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 06:12 PM (mHL0c)

192 CNN: "Okay....cut. Wow everybody, nice job. That's hard hitting Peabody prize stuff. Suck it Cronkite".

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2017 06:13 PM (G0vdT)

193 175 Next Spongebob talks about how Republicans pollute the ocean.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 06:09 PM (Nwg0u)

Oh God....I can see that. Gees.

Posted by: Barney the stupidly annoying purple dinosaur at June 28, 2017 06:13 PM (31vnC)

194 Elmo appeared on a panel with...

I would never have believed it, but the article has pictures and everything.

Might as well bring in the Tooth Fairy for the weather.

Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2017 06:13 PM (2z74n)

195 Oh. I had seen something about Muppets talking about immigration.

BUT IT WAS ON CNN?

The people who are stomping their feet and asking us to take them seriously again??

AYFKM??

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 28, 2017 06:13 PM (wwL6Q)

196 Let's face it. Anyone who doesn't believe what the MSM thinks is a bible thumping, cousin humping bigot. I guess it time for me to meet up with my cousin at church.
Posted by: Very Undude at June

how cute is the cousin?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 06:13 PM (0wem/)

197 CNN panelists attacked by zombie Mr. Hooper.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 06:14 PM (4ErVI)

198 Do think America will care that Trump pays attention to hot female reporters after we ignored the whole pussy grabbing thing?

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2017 06:14 PM (9TU00)

199 Puppetsplaining.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2017 06:14 PM (XoldI)

200

how cute is the cousin?
Posted by: yankeefifth

Second or third?

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2017 06:15 PM (9TU00)

201 Next Up, Dora the Explorer on Trump's Wall.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 06:15 PM (oVJmc)

202 Fucking Russia!

Posted by: Oscar the Grouch at June 28, 2017 06:15 PM (tbOMB)

203 I can see a parody made of the interview with Statler and Waldorf heckling from the balcony.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 28, 2017 06:15 PM (HPLYo)

204 When did CNN last hire a Muslim refugee?

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 28, 2017 06:15 PM (m2bLi)

205 Didn't Obama call a reporter 'honey' one time? As I recall the MSM thought that was juuuuuust dandy.

Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 06:15 PM (Enq6K)

206 Okay, here's an idea:

No more CNN in airports.

Just put on Sesame Street.

Who would even notice the difference?

Then they wouldn't need federal funding anymore. Not that they actually do now, but blah blah we're killing children if we don't increase funding...

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 28, 2017 06:15 PM (wwL6Q)

207 Oh good heavens, I watched the video - PDT called her to ask where she is from, yadda yadda and said she has a nice smile on her face. That's it. And that was construed 'OMG, he is coming on to her'.

Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 06:15 PM (a0IVu)

208 143 I would tell her that if the FBI wants to talk to her, say "I will be happy to talk to you as soon as I contact my lawyer. May I have your card, so we can arrange the interview?"

And then she should STFU and call you and get a lawyer ASAP. Remember Scooter and Martha?
Posted by: rd at June 28, 2017 05:57 PM (4dz1m)

Yep. But she can't say anything that could be construed as a refusal if they want to talk to her. That gets you obstruction charges.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 06:00 PM (0mRoj)

-------

Tell her to get immunity up front. Otherwise known as the Clinton deal.

Posted by: MAGA at June 28, 2017 06:15 PM (Tyk2V)

209 "I think she'll be all right. She's in the public relations end of the business.
But we DID buy her a Tickle Me Elmo doll about 25 years ago, so maybe I better call her."

If the FBI wants to talk, tell her to break out Tickle Me Elmo and inform them that he'll be doing all the talking.

ok maybe that's not the best advice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 06:16 PM (OmOvC)

210
Might as well bring in the Tooth Fairy for the weather.
Posted by: t-bird

They do that every week when they talk about climate change.

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2017 06:16 PM (9TU00)

211 how cute is the cousin?
Posted by: yankeefifth

Second or third?
Posted by: Jean at June

first things first, how cute is she. everything else is dependent upon that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 06:16 PM (0wem/)

212 205
Didn't Obama call a reporter 'honey' one time? As I recall the MSM thought that was juuuuuust dandy.

Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 06:15 PM (Enq6K)

Sweetie.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2017 06:16 PM (XoldI)

213 201 Next Up, Dora the Explorer on Trump's Wall.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 06:15 PM (oVJmc)

Like nailed to it, right?

Pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 06:16 PM (4ErVI)

214 Zombie Captain Kangaroo wasn't available?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2017 06:16 PM (5VlCp)

215 Free webcast of Dead and Company show tonight starts in about 1/2 an hour....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OqFVp26t12I

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 28, 2017 06:17 PM (PUmDY)

216 If CNN wants to boost their ratings they should have grilled Elmo about his alleged motorboating of Katy Perry's pendulous yabbos. Yeah, she was married to a totes dirtbag, but this is CNN, - they can't be too choosy.

Posted by: Fritz at June 28, 2017 06:17 PM (/HfBH)

217 Try to go with the third cousin

Posted by: Conjoined muslims with 5 arms at June 28, 2017 06:17 PM (89T5c)

218 Has it occurred to anyone that this might be Elmo's first salvo and his real goal is to run for Congress? I mean, if Al Franken could do it . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2017 06:17 PM (EgOr3)

219 I don't understand Paglia. She did an interview recently where most of what she said made her sound like a member of the horde but ended it with saying she hopes to vote for Kamala in 2020.

Posted by: John Marston at June 28, 2017 06:17 PM (SkuXa)

220 203 I can see a parody made of the interview with Statler and Waldorf heckling from the balcony.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 28, 2017 06:15 PM (HPLYo)
---

throw in Jeff Dunham's Walter.

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2017 06:17 PM (G0vdT)

221
how cute is the cousin?

According to the MSM, she'd be a toothless, meth addicted, part time hooker!

Posted by: Very Undude at June 28, 2017 06:18 PM (2X7pN)

222 Today's New York Post cover:

CNN: The Most Busted Name in News

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 28, 2017 06:18 PM (+7/1f)

223 I'm going to smack Barney bald headed and then you'll take me seriously.

I WANT A GLOBAL WARMING DOCUMENTARY!!!!

Posted by: Dino the dinosaur. at June 28, 2017 06:18 PM (31vnC)

224 The word for the day is synergy. Unfortunately for CNN/PBS this is the negative kind.

Ashes, ashes, they all fall down.

Posted by: geoffb5 at June 28, 2017 06:18 PM (d3wbb)

225 Yes... and Popo Gigo at the end will help explain international EU / NATO relations...

Yes folks... a really big shoe....

Posted by: Ed Sullivan... at June 28, 2017 06:18 PM (NgKpN)

226 Next thing you know, CNN will decide to hire a "conservative", like MSNBC has.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 06:18 PM (6Ll1u)

227 141 Midol Medved today:

The media is awesome and you are doody heads for thinking otherwise!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2017 06:00 PM (udajc)

I always wondered how he got throat cancer. He never smoked. Odd.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 06:18 PM (l4aLi)

228 "Didn't Obama call a reporter 'honey' one time? As I recall the MSM thought that was juuuuuust dandy."

Well they all knew that Obama was really gay, so it was cool.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 06:18 PM (OmOvC)

229 YOU'LL BE SORRY. VERY VERY SORRY!

Posted by: Mr Green Jeans at June 28, 2017 06:19 PM (89T5c)

230 Didn't Obama call a reporter 'honey' one time?

Sweet-cheeks, in my case. It was dreamy...

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 28, 2017 06:19 PM (2z74n)

231 If someone can get Paglia to a range for one of those NRA girls nights she might completely come over to the dark side

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2017 06:19 PM (9TU00)

232 I know I've said this before, and probably a lot of you may also have at some point but it's worth repeating.

PDTS should just announce that circumstances clearly demonstrate that CNN, NBC and it's subsidiary agencies are nothing more than propaganda agencies for the DNC and that they have conspired to undermine the free election process within their own party as well as the GOP. Henceforth, no one associated with them will be allowed to attend any press briefings or travel with the press pool. Followed by an executive order than those channels will not be shown in any government office under penalty of immediate dismissal.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2017 06:19 PM (OlNRF)

233 SHUT UP!!!! You're mean, MAEN!!!

We ARE a real news station!!

I hate you, I HATE YOU!!!!!

Posted by: This is CNN at June 28, 2017 06:19 PM (npdX6)

234 Hey Elmo ... scoreboard. 9-0. Nine to fvking nil. Get your hand outta yer ass.

Posted by: Triumph the Insult Dog at June 28, 2017 06:19 PM (W+w2W)

235
Fox will be interviewing the two old white guy muppets tonight

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 28, 2017 06:19 PM (lKyWE)

236 throw in Jeff Dunham's Walter.

-
Discussing Hillary's defeat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 06:20 PM (Nwg0u)

237 The sad thing is that they have an audience that still takes them seriously

Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 06:20 PM (Rsi2C)

238 90 Why Elmo? Seems like the Swedish Chef might have a better take on the issue.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2017 05:53

-----

Different shows. Elmo is Sesame St (PBS.) Swedish Chef is Muppet Show.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 28, 2017 06:20 PM (Dhht7)

239 217 Try to go with the third cousin
Posted by: Conjoined muslims with 5 arms
_________

You got something against goats? What are you, a perv?

Posted by: Muhammed at June 28, 2017 06:20 PM (j+dfT)

240 it's like NPR on steroids

Posted by: Leslie at June 28, 2017 06:20 PM (XDUfX)

241 235
Fox will be interviewing the two old white guy muppets tonight

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 28, 2017 06:19 PM (lKyWE)

Chris Wallace and Britt Hume?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 06:21 PM (l4aLi)

242 God I hope Spicer/Huckabee takes a shot at CNN about this next time Acosta get's to ask a question.

Maybe they can reserve his seat with an Elmo doll.

That would be delicious.

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2017 06:21 PM (G0vdT)

243 I wonder what the old cartoon version of Meadowlark Lemon thinks about the Rockets trade. I'll have to tune in to CNN to find out.

Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2017 06:22 PM (2z74n)

244 "they should have grilled Elmo about his alleged motorboating of Katy Perry's pendulous yabbos."

Katy did a sketch with Elmo that got banned for use on Sesame Street for excessive cleavage.

Jiggle Me Elmo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHROHJlU_Ng

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 28, 2017 06:22 PM (+7/1f)

245 Triumph was on Hollywood Squares and sat next to Al Roker.

Comedy gold.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2017 06:22 PM (89T5c)

246 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Mr Rogers at June 28, 2017 06:22 PM (XoldI)

247 Wait. Didn't the Elmo puppeteer or whatever they're called turn out to be a pedo?

Did I imagine that or am I mixing Elmo up with Jared the Subway guy?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 06:22 PM (Rsi2C)

248 Elmo is constantly masterbatin'

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 28, 2017 06:22 PM (2qHjF)

249 We have read some of Mary Cloggenstein's comments and have a prime time weekend show we liked to pitch to you.

Posted by: This is CNN at June 28, 2017 06:22 PM (npdX6)

250 Elmo's got a gun, Big Birds on the run.....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2017 06:23 PM (FTlwv)

251 They should issue Elmo the only WHite House press pass for CNN.

Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2017 06:23 PM (2z74n)

252 219 I don't understand Paglia. She did an interview recently where most of what she said made her sound like a member of the horde but ended it with saying she hopes to vote for Kamala in 2020.

Posted by: John Marston at June 28, 2017 06:17 PM (SkuXa)

Her parents were immigrants and in education so Democrats. Probably FDR types.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 06:23 PM (4ErVI)

253 Fang was always edgy....in a male sorta way.

Posted by: Soupy Sales at June 28, 2017 06:23 PM (l4aLi)

254 Katy Perry.... what a waste.... maybe someday she won't be a royal pain...

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 06:23 PM (mHL0c)

255 Coming up next: Clutch Cargo discusses the news of the day on The Clutch Cargo Show

Posted by: This...is CNN at June 28, 2017 06:23 PM (qJhUV)

256 Elmo?

The character whose last puppet-master was brought up on four counts of sex with underaged boys?

That Elmo?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 28, 2017 06:24 PM (oQQwD)

257 The liberal whack job next door (who would be kind of cute if not for the tat sleeves on her arms & legs) is on the phone in the hallway, bitching about the Georgia special election from last week.

Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 06:24 PM (ANIFC)

258 Did I imagine that or am I mixing Elmo up with Jared the Subway guy?

I think that was Harry Reed!

Posted by: Very Undude at June 28, 2017 06:24 PM (2X7pN)

259 So, today's my birthday. Never thought I'd make it to 29. Again.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 06:25 PM (6Ll1u)

260 256 Elmo?

The character whose last puppet-master was brought up on four counts of sex with underaged boys?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma
_____

You say that like that's a bad thing.

Posted by: Harry Reid at June 28, 2017 06:25 PM (j+dfT)

261 242 God I hope Spicer/Huckabee takes a shot at CNN about this next time Acosta get's to ask a question.

Maybe they can reserve his seat with an Elmo doll.

That would be delicious.
Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2017 06:21 PM (G0vdT)

Invite Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the presser. Promise that he'll get to ask one question. Give him Acosta's seat for the day.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2017 06:25 PM (z/Ubi)

262 Or have the FEC declare their 'newscasts' in-kind political contributions and demand equal time

Then run nothing but BW WW2 shorts on their bandwidth.

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2017 06:25 PM (9TU00)

263 259
So, today's my birthday. Never thought I'd make it to 29. Again.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 06:25 PM (6Ll1u)
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...lalalala

Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 06:25 PM (a0IVu)

264 Aww, happy bday tinfoil baby! Now take a deep breath and blow out those 29candles! Don't forget to make a wish.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 06:26 PM (Rsi2C)

265 Happy birthday, Tinfoilbaby.... indulge youself, in whatever way seems best...

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 06:26 PM (mHL0c)

266 Is CNN crazy like a fox by going to Elmo? Could be they just know their audience.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 28, 2017 06:26 PM (npdX6)

267 Didn't Obama call a reporter 'honey' one time?

Thanks to this joint, does anyone realize Just. How. Damn. Close. I've come to calling someone "sugartits" IRL?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 06:26 PM (FeRav)

268 257
The liberal whack job next door (who would be kind of cute if not for
the tat sleeves on her arms legs) is on the phone in the hallway,
bitching about the Georgia special election from last week.

Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 06:24 PM (ANIFC)

Drink it in slowly, and exhale deeply. Then thank her and go have a cigarette.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2017 06:27 PM (tbOMB)

269 More transspeciesism from Ace. H8r!

Posted by: ShainS at June 28, 2017 06:27 PM (Tu/Ru)

270 218 Has it occurred to anyone that this might be Elmo's first salvo and his real goal is to run for Congress? I mean, if Al Franken could do it . . .
Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2017 06:17 PM (EgOr3)

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This is true.

Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2017 06:27 PM (Fmupd)

271 Invite Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the presser.
Promise that he'll get to ask one question. Give him Acosta's seat for
the day.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2017 06:25 PM (z/Ubi)

That's gold, Jerry....gold!!!
I would pay good money to see that happen.

Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 06:28 PM (Enq6K)

272 Alinksy, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!"

Rule 5: "Ridicule is man's most potent weapon."

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 28, 2017 06:28 PM (+7/1f)

273 Elmo?
The character whose last puppet-master was brought up on four counts of sex with underaged boys?
That Elmo?
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 28, 2017 06:24 PM
****
I knew it!
Thanks for confirming my suspicion about this pervert

Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 06:28 PM (Rsi2C)

274 Elmo would be a Rep for the District of Odd.

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 06:29 PM (mHL0c)

275 throw in Jeff Dunham's Walter.

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Discussing Hillary's defeat.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 06:20 PM

IS it me or is "Walter" the spitting image of Joe Biden?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 06:29 PM (2S3bc)

276 I guess they just want us to die from unvetted refugees from dangerous places.

Elmo wants us to die!

They've ruined Elmo. I'm glad he wasn't ruined when my kids were little. I could do a mean Elmo impersonation with a hand puppet, too.

Posted by: Alana at June 28, 2017 06:29 PM (WFVVX)

277 'splode one for me!

Posted by: zombie Farfour the Rat at June 28, 2017 06:29 PM (AGJqR)

278 268 257
The liberal whack job next door (who would be kind of cute if not for
the tat sleeves on her arms legs) is on the phone in the hallway,
bitching about the Georgia special election from last week.

Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 06:24 PM (ANIFC)

Drink it in slowly, and exhale deeply. Then thank her and go have a cigarette.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2017 06:27 PM (tbOMB)

She has a transgender dog. It's clearly a female, but she literally named it "Brad."

Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 06:29 PM (ANIFC)

279 259
So, today's my birthday. Never thought I'd make it to 29. Again.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 06:25 PM (6Ll1u)

Happy birthday, Tinfoilbaby!!

I've had a couple of 29th bdays....

Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 06:29 PM (Enq6K)

280 Acosta the Grouch

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

281 She has a transgender dog. It's clearly a female, but she literally named it "Brad."

That peanut butter will total it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 06:30 PM (FeRav)

282 Oh Tami's here.

See you guys later maybe!

Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 06:30 PM (Rsi2C)

283 avenge me!

Posted by: zombie Nidul the Bee at June 28, 2017 06:31 PM (AGJqR)

284 No more imports. And export the living snot out of those already here. Done and done.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2017 06:32 PM (zLDYs)

285 282
Oh Tami's here.

See you guys later maybe!

Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 06:30 PM (Rsi2C)

Not sure what that's about but....ooookay.

Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 06:32 PM (Enq6K)

286 She has a transgender dog. It's clearly a female, but she literally named it "Brad."

Does she love "Brad"?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2017 06:32 PM (qJhUV)

287 Thanks everybody, just remember if my comments get a little crazy I'm celebrating. Not that anyone would really notice.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 06:32 PM (6Ll1u)

288 Oh Tami's here.

See you guys later maybe!
Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 06:30 PM (Rsi2C)

??

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 06:32 PM (mHL0c)

289 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 06:25 PM

Happy Cake Day!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2017 06:33 PM (OlNRF)

290 286 She has a transgender dog. It's clearly a female, but she literally named it "Brad."

Does she love "Brad"?
Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2017 06:32 PM (qJhUV)

Does she buy strangely large amounts of peanut butter?

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2017 06:33 PM (z/Ubi)

291
I could do a mean Elmo impersonation with a hand puppet, too.
Posted by: Alana at June 28, 2017 06:29 PM (WFVVX)

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I find this comment strangely arousing.

Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2017 06:33 PM (Fmupd)

292 Tami's here?

Run!

Everyone run for your lives!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2017 06:34 PM (NyJwR)

293 Elmo?

More credibility than Don Lemon.
.......

and more realistic hair

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2017 06:34 PM (HgMAr)

294 Not sure what that's about but....ooookay.

Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 06:32 PM (Enq6K)

Joke, maybe, referencing the earlier mixup of her and you?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2017 06:34 PM (tbOMB)

295 Not sure what that's about but....ooookay.
Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 06:32 PM (Enq6K)
*****
Oh nothing, Tami. People were confusing the two of us and attributing comments to the wrong person. They thought you were a skull collector or something. It was really weird. Don't worry. I got to the bottom of it and straightened them all out.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 06:35 PM (Rsi2C)

296 They should have just brought out the masterbating bear.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 06:35 PM (2S3bc)

297 Joke, maybe, referencing the earlier mixup of her and you?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2017 06:34 PM (tbOMB)

There was an earlier mixup?

Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 06:35 PM (Enq6K)

298 294 Not sure what that's about but....ooookay.

Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 06:32 PM (Enq6K)

Joke, maybe, referencing the earlier mixup of her and you?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2017 06:34 PM (tbOMB)

Tami had a hickey too?

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2017 06:36 PM (z/Ubi)

299 Thanks to this joint, does anyone realize Just. How. Damn. Close. I've come to calling someone "sugartits" IRL?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 06:26 PM (FeRav)

++++

Not to worry. I would've let you get away with it.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 28, 2017 06:36 PM (WzbqD)

300 They also think you accidentally got a hickey, Tami. Rest assured, I cleared it all up

Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 06:36 PM (Rsi2C)

301 She has a transgender dog. It's clearly a female, but she literally named it "Brad."
)))

Does Brad keep running into trees trying to piss on them?

Posted by: X-ray at June 28, 2017 06:37 PM (br7RH)

302 Tami had a hickey too?

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2017 06:36 PM (z/Ubi)

That or they both had hickeys, curiously at the same time.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2017 06:37 PM (tbOMB)

303 Poor Tami. I take it you haven't been around for a few days.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 06:37 PM (sBOL1)

304 CNN redeems itself with hard hitting political story.

http://tinyurl.com/yc4j3q7o

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 06:37 PM (Nwg0u)

305 bitching about the Georgia special election from last week.

Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2017 06:24 PM (ANIFC)

Commiserate, get her drunk, and then do it rodeo style, except whisper..."I'm a conservative who owns guns," instead of the usual....

Posted by: Typical disgusting Moron at June 28, 2017 06:38 PM (wYseH)

306 That would be a fun cocktail drink name...

The Hickey.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2017 06:38 PM (NyJwR)

307 Glad I could be of service, Soona!

Posted by: Alana at June 28, 2017 06:38 PM (WFVVX)

308 286 She has a transgender dog. It's clearly a female, but she literally named it "Brad."

Does she love "Brad"?
Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2017 06:32 PM (qJhUV)

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I bet Brad is a total fucking wreck.

Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2017 06:39 PM (Fmupd)

309 Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 28, 2017 06:24 PM (oQQwD)
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RM, are you going to send me something for the cookbook? I hope so!

Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 06:39 PM (sBOL1)

310 I'm very confused....also known as Wednesday so...

Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2017 06:39 PM (Enq6K)

311 Nood sissy

Posted by: E.T. at June 28, 2017 06:39 PM (P1GJy)

312 Please don't be upset with them, Tami. I took them confusing me with you as a compliment of the highest sort.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 06:39 PM (Rsi2C)

313 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 06:39 PM (FeRav)

314 Cookbook! Oh lord, I got back from camping and forgot about the cookbook. Our dog has been sick.

We have till july 1, yes?

Posted by: Alana at June 28, 2017 06:40 PM (WFVVX)

315 I bet Brad is a total fucking wreck.

Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2017 06:39 PM (Fmupd)

Save me, please.

Posted by: Brad at June 28, 2017 06:40 PM (tbOMB)

316 304
CNN redeems itself with hard hitting political story.

http://tinyurl.com/yc4j3q7o

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 06:37 PM (Nwg0u)
Oh, good Lord.

Posted by: IC at June 28, 2017 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

317 Muppet musical interlude
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f-IW962J2Yk

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2017 06:41 PM (RrhD2)

318 Send us 12345678910 artichokes. Ten eggplants, over easy, that's one of our little jokes.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 28, 2017 06:42 PM (FQKBL)

319 Alana, you have until the end of June 30.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 06:42 PM (sBOL1)

320 So I got a 4 pack of peanut butter filled chocolate cupcakes from trader Joe's, I will probably eat half of them tonight.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 06:42 PM (6Ll1u)

321 CNN redeems itself with hard hitting political story.

They're still sucking his cock 24/7.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

322 Drudge linked to RCP and CNN is getting their ass kicked furiously in the comments.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2017 06:44 PM (HgMAr)

323 Acosta the Grouch

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Lives in trashcan CNN.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 28, 2017 06:45 PM (Nwg0u)

324 ok, thanks.

Posted by: Alana at June 28, 2017 06:45 PM (WFVVX)

325 Of course I had to ask the age old question: Chris Cillizza. Thumb or Ovoid?

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2017 06:45 PM (HgMAr)

326 CNN Now Propagandizing Against Travel Ban By Using Refugee Expert... Elmo the Muppet

That kinda' makes sense, since PBS sells Wolf Blitzer Bobble-Heads for a $25 donation. The Anderson Cooper Tea-Bag Tote is $100, though.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 28, 2017 06:50 PM (Ndje9)

327 Deport Carmen Sandiego.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 28, 2017 07:29 PM (LTHVh)

328 Anyone pick up on the little bully kid they had in the Peanuts strip a couple of weeks ago? Big hair and an in-yer-face 'tude. Gosh I wonder who they were parodying?

Fucking Peanuts, for craps sake. What asshole came up with that? I let them know that I WAS. NOT. FUCKEN. AMUSED.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 28, 2017 07:34 PM (4hIeD)

329 Ireland's new Prime Minister is a Gay 1/2 Indian.

The Ould Sod will never be the same.

Posted by: seamrog at June 28, 2017 07:40 PM (AXp81)

330 Well, they need Elmo in order to reach the minds of the majority of their viewers.

Posted by: Buford Gooch at June 28, 2017 07:47 PM (bOtTO)

331 When CNN needs a muppet to carry the water jugs they are in a world of shi$$$

Posted by: Leslie at June 28, 2017 09:11 PM (XDUfX)

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