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Overnight Open Thread (9 Jun 2017)

No way in hell would I do this. Thousands of Iraqis have fled Mosul, but this American family moved in.

Micro Dots

One of the more interesting things to come out from the Reality Winner leak was this about why printers add tracking dots.

Lightning

Florida Tech study confirms lightning more powerful over ocean than land.

Baby Droppin' The F-Bombs

College

Is college worth it? Increasing numbers say no.

the costs of higher education keep rising while the returns for a college diploma are getting worse. Tuitions and fees rose by 74 percent, adjusted for inflation, from 2000 to 2016, while the earnings differential between high-school and college graduates fell 10 percent.

Animal Lawyers

Umm, wut? The University of Connecticut is training lawyers to represent animals.

Traffic

Traffic wouldn't jam if drivers behaved like ants. I do love using my Waze app for traffic. You know what else would help move traffic along? People knowing how to freakin' merge. Too many folks still try to merge early and stop trying to get over instead of driving up to the end of the lane where the natural merge is.

Dog Tricks

Riddle Of The Week

Can you put out all 7 candles?

Classic Meals

What it takes to cook some of literature's most famous meals.

Hero

Think you could do what this woman did? This woman threw herself in front of a speeding car to save a child. Warning: they have it on video.

Dog Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by "tooth jumping":

Top image via.

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1 ONT!

Posted by: GOULD at June 09, 2017 10:02 PM (I16G8)

2 Hello.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2017 10:02 PM (LTHVh)

3 We made it folks!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2017 10:02 PM (NT3RT)

4 GOULD, you bastid.

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 10:03 PM (EgOr3)

5
Nice
Sure looks good
Mmm-mmm-mmm
Skate a little lower now

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

No we can't dance together
No we can't talk at all

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2017 10:03 PM (LTHVh)

6 Ichiban!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 09, 2017 10:03 PM (e9G8E)

7 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2017 10:04 PM (IcT7t)

8 That top pic, kid and dog, I'm pretty sure I've seen it before.

Which is fine. Still one of the most happiness-inducing pix evah.

If there was nothing more than that to tonight's ONT, it would be great.

Oh, but, look! There is more.

* Jumps to top of page *

Posted by: mindful webworker - d'aawww'some at June 09, 2017 10:04 PM (ECLlc)

9 So, I had a freak out tonight....ugh what is WRONG with me?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 10:05 PM (smD62)

10
German Rape - Turkish Delight

In an age where a woman is considered to have been raped if she changes her mind after a consensual encounter, it would be reasonable to assume that a woman who screams for her rapist to stop as she fights back would be just as much of a rape victim. However, in Germany, if the victim is a German woman, and the rapist is one of the countless imported immigrants, it isn't rape, but rather cultural enrichment.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13348

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 09, 2017 10:05 PM (vBeA5)

11 Nobody Likes Social Justice Warriors

Do you know what queer authors really, really hate? Social Justice Warriors telling them how and what to write.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13446

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 09, 2017 10:06 PM (vBeA5)

12 Off to work! See you later, Horde!

Posted by: DynamiteDan at June 09, 2017 10:06 PM (XeY55)

13 Where we're going
The Pine cones come in and
Make tonight a wonderful thing

Posted by: josephistan at June 09, 2017 10:06 PM (ANIFC)

14 No question about it. After Comey's testimony, we now have irrefutable smoking-loon evidence. Once we get rid of Trump and all his cronies, we can coronate Her Majesty at last.

ACK! ACK! ACK! It hurts to even pretend this makes sense.

Posted by: The Insane Left at June 09, 2017 10:06 PM (ECLlc)

15 Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 09, 2017 10:07 PM (nvMvs)

16 So, I had a freak out tonight....ugh what is WRONG with me?

Based on available evidence, you're human. So, you're just as messed up as the rest of us.

Sorry about that.

You'll probably want to get a second opinion.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2017 10:07 PM (IcT7t)

17 [willowed]

{{{{{shibumi}}}}} hang in there, babes, it's a dark ride.
Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 09:50 PM

Look at it this way, you were lucky enough to find this place and there are more than enough people here that like and respect you!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2017 09:55 PM

Thank you both.

I never imagined that I'd have more confidence in virtual friends than in people I know IRL, but that's the case. And it's OK. It's just a really strange time right now, and I do need to make some decisions by the end of the summer re: future employment.

Plus the constant crazy is just.. .weird.

I mean really: between "white men are worthless" and "narcissitic breakdown to manipulate the bosses boss" and today's other drama "narcissist throws Shibumi under the bus via email to one of her business contacts," it's been... strange.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:08 PM (aT+Bx)

18
Who put the webcam in Nevergiveup's dental office?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2017 10:08 PM (U6bFo)

19 Tickled Pink: So, I had a freak out tonight....ugh what is WRONG with me?

You're a normal-minded, well-balanced person trapped in a mad, mad, mad, mad world?

{{TP}}

Posted by: mindful webworker - apparently at June 09, 2017 10:08 PM (ECLlc)

20 What is tooth jumping?

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 09, 2017 10:08 PM (GsAUU)

21 Yup, that story has radical missionary written all over it.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:09 PM (lwiT4)

22 "I didn't know those were microdots on those emails I printed -- I thought it was semen stains from Carlos Danger!"

-- Hillary's Maid, who will never be called to testify in her trial for treason

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2017 10:09 PM (ZcAbN)

23 @16

Second opinion on whether I am human or not? Lol.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 10:09 PM (smD62)

24
Mr. Bojangles, the early years.

Posted by: Jerry Jeff Walker at June 09, 2017 10:09 PM (OdK9v)

25 I think we need a Horde group hug!

{{{{huggzzz}}}}

*hand wanders south*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2017 10:09 PM (NT3RT)

26 i want a dog just like that

Posted by: concrete girl at June 09, 2017 10:10 PM (s26vG)

27 Second opinion on whether I am human or not? Lol.

OK, run with that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2017 10:10 PM (IcT7t)

28 *hand wanders south*
===============


Hmm. Not sure about that hug now.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:10 PM (lwiT4)

29 Nobody Likes Social Justice Warriors


Do you know what queer authors really, really hate? Social Justice Warriors telling them how and what to write.
--
OMG. That is an epic angry writer smackdown.

Bravo, gay writer who I've never heard of. Bravo.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:10 PM (aT+Bx)

30 Hillary's Maid, who will never be called to testify in her trial for treason

Because she's dead.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2017 10:11 PM (eMKNe)

31 I think we need a Horde group hug!



{{{{huggzzz}}}}



*hand wanders south*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2017 10:09 PM (NT3RT){{{{horde}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 10:11 PM (EgOr3)

32 Tickled Pink - last year one of my friends at work (I don't have many) got fired. I had anxiety / panic attacks nightly for weeks. I ended up going to the doctor because I thought I was having heart problems. But no, I was just an emo having Shepsterics.

(I fixed it by not having alcohol for like ten months or something like that. Now I just drink 3% piss beers like Keystone Light.)

So it happens to lots of people.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:11 PM (6FqZa)

33 You're a normal-minded, well-balanced person trapped in a mad, mad, mad, mad world?
--
Which also is also a completely accurate description of my life!

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:11 PM (aT+Bx)

34 ONT will lap up your tears. Cry, cry, cry!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 09, 2017 10:11 PM (tHwdc)

35 The guy in the last pic is actually one of those tonsil vultures I warned about.

Posted by: SCOAMF at June 09, 2017 10:11 PM (clV7O)

36 *hand wanders south*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

They don't need to wander
*wink*

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 09, 2017 10:11 PM (7Hiyw)

37
Dood, watch out for the brown microdot. Bad drugs, man.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2017 10:12 PM (U6bFo)

38 Ooh! I think someone pinched my ass.

I hope it wasn't Shep.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:12 PM (6FqZa)

39 *hand wanders south*

But I'm facing south, which means your hand is... OH MY!!!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2017 10:12 PM (IcT7t)

40 BTW, I just had an anonymous source pass me information confirming Russia hacking the election. Link in nick.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 09, 2017 10:13 PM (7Hiyw)

41 The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance cried ... because he was a douche.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 09, 2017 10:13 PM (fiGNd)

42 The last woman who's hand I 'guided south' in a dark room said "Thanks, but I don't smoke."

Posted by: Carlos Danger at June 09, 2017 10:14 PM (DMUuz)

43 Good news: the group hug means that in islam, a lot of us are now married.

Bad news: the group hug had both sexes, so a lot of us are going to get thrown off a building.

/been one of those days.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:14 PM (aT+Bx)

44 The tooth? You want the tooth? You can't handle the tooth!

Posted by: Nathan Jessup DDS at June 09, 2017 10:14 PM (XoldI)

45 No way in hell would I do this. And that is the last thought that they will have, the liberal hippie idiots, when they get put under the knife.

Posted by: goon at June 09, 2017 10:14 PM (EaQ6/)

46 Ludwig, aww, I was expecting Rick Astley

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:14 PM (6FqZa)

47 So, here is the freakout I had:

I had a crappy day. My gentleman friend talked to me tonight and I told him I had a bad day. He didn't even address what I told him and completely changed the subject.

So I was pissed, of course, and accused him of not caring, which feels like a safe accusation, considering the course of events.

He said he was trying to take my mind off things. Did I thank him? No. Did I freak out? Yup.

I told him if he truly cared, he wouldn't try to change the subject, he would try to talk me through it. And well...clearly he doesn't care.

I haven't heard from him since so either he doesn't care that I'm upset, he fell asleep, or he's mad at me. Or a combination of the three.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 10:14 PM (smD62)

48 ( #44 stolen from Son of the Beach)

Posted by: davidt at June 09, 2017 10:15 PM (XoldI)

49 pretty sure the only reason that family is moving into mosul is that it is the only way to get access to the number of skulls needed to meet L,Elle's demand.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 10:15 PM (cPsPa)

50 The tooth! Remember the tooth!

Posted by: Doctor Yueh at June 09, 2017 10:15 PM (LTHVh)

51 Staying at mom's for a couple of nights gives me that rare opportunity to look at, whatchacallem? oh, yeah: a newspaper.

The Tulsa World has always had the worst editorial cartoonists, as long as I can remember. The current guy, though, makes the past guys look like real wits. Which they weren't.

For example, this, from the morning paper:
http://bit.ly/2s6FDa7

Totally pointless, utterly humorless, and the daftest playing-to-the-[lefty]-choir insipidity.

Or maybe I'm missing something?

Posted by: mindful webworker - just before the break at June 09, 2017 10:15 PM (ECLlc)

52 49 pretty sure the only reason that family is moving into mosul is that it is the only way to get access to the number of skulls needed to meet L,Elle's demand.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 10:15 PM (cPsPa)
---
Is she making a throne?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2017 10:16 PM (NT3RT)

53 Ludwig, aww, I was expecting Rick Astley
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

I'll just say this: my source is as reliable as the WaPo's anonymous sources.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 09, 2017 10:16 PM (7Hiyw)

54 Is she making a throne?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June




pol pot themed bedroom

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 10:17 PM (cPsPa)

55 Feb 13, 2014 ICE agents showed up at our door wanting to talk to our son who was living with us at the time. Since he works for a contractor for HS hubby thought they were just doing routine follow up background checks, which they do from time to time.

They go downstairs to talk to him (he works nights so he was woken from a dead sleep) and proceed to ask him questions (recording him without his knowledge) and ask to see his computer. They are investigating his partner, "Bob". They take his computer. My son comes upstairs white as a sheet and tells my husband something really bad has happened.

I get an email telling me this (I am at work). Do I know what's going on? UH.. fuck no.

Before the visit to our house Feds went to "Bobs" house approx 6 a.m., broke in his door, put a gun to his head and demanded his phone and his moms phone. He was living with his mom. They said he was being investigated for child porn.

The next hours are a blur. I run home.. husband is beside himself. I call my son. What the eff is going on??? Mom.. I don't know.. "Bob" says he has no idea. They took my computer, his phone. Let his mom keep her phone.

Part 2 below. this is long folks.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:17 PM (CNHr1)

56 last I heard from L she was threatening to watch the really shitty Alien movies. Maybe even Alien v Predator.

I hope she doesn't decide to hunt down Joss Whedon's head for Alien 4, in particular.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:18 PM (6FqZa)

57 Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:14 PM (aT+Bx)

So am I right in thinking you're feeling a bit better now?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2017 10:18 PM (gwPgz)

58 Animal Lawyers

Umm, wut? The University of Connecticut is training lawyers to represent animals.


[insert Lynne Stewart joke here]

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 09, 2017 10:18 PM (vRcUp)

59 mom's for a couple of nights gives me that rare opportunity to look at, whatchacallem? oh, yeah: a newspaper.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just before the break at June




boobs?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 10:18 PM (cPsPa)

60 pol pot themed bedroom
Posted by: yankeefifth

Then she needs to head down to the Pol Pottery Barn.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 09, 2017 10:18 PM (7Hiyw)

61 I told him if he truly cared, he wouldn't try to change the subject, he would try to talk me through it. And well...clearly he doesn't care.

I haven't heard from him since so either he doesn't care that I'm upset, he fell asleep, or he's mad at me. Or a combination of the three.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 10:14 PM (smD62)

========

In my experience, women just want a guy to listen while she vents, except for when she doesn't. Bring problems to a guy, and he will try to suggest ways to fix them. This will usually piss women right off, except for when it doesn't.

Posted by: GOULD at June 09, 2017 10:19 PM (I16G8)

62 So, here is the freakout I had:


I had a crappy day. My gentleman friend talked to me tonight and I told him I had a bad day. He didn't even address what I told him and completely changed the subject.


So I was pissed, of course, and accused him of not caring, which feels like a safe accusation, considering the course of events.


He said he was trying to take my mind off things. Did I thank him? No. Did I freak out? Yup.


I told him if he truly cared, he wouldn't try to change the subject, he would try to talk me through it. And well...clearly he doesn't care.


I haven't heard from him since so either he doesn't care that I'm upset, he fell asleep, or he's mad at me. Or a combination of the three.
---
Gentleman friend asshole status:
[] unconfirmed
[X] confirmed

IMHO, if he's not minding his manners now and trying to be a decent friend, it will only get worse as the relationship continues. Plus... it seems like he's being manipulative; he doesn't want to talk about YOUR problems, so he switches the topic. When you call him on it, he's gets all uppity.

Check out a book called Emotional Blackmail. It might help; I'm reading it for the second time now.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:19 PM (aT+Bx)

63 Fork it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2017 10:20 PM (EZebt)

64 Then she needs to head down to the Pol Pottery Barn.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June




hiyo!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 10:21 PM (cPsPa)

65 I am now under the understanding, after the fact of course, that accusing someone of not caring about you is pretty much the worst thing you can do.

So, I got that going for me...

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 10:21 PM (smD62)

66 Too many folks still try to merge early and stop trying to get over instead of driving up to the end of the lane where the natural merge is.

Driving into the City yesterday just before rush hour, we came into a construction zone, signs saying, merge down to one lane. So we all did, nobody hurrying forward in the to-be-merged lane, just a long line of slowed-down drivers obedient to the signage.

Except, when we got to the place where the work was going on, they had already cleared out and both lanes were open.

Hmmmm.

Wasn't that an exciting story? I've got a dozen more...

Posted by: mindful webworker - please clap at June 09, 2017 10:21 PM (ECLlc)

67 So am I right in thinking you're feeling a bit better now?
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2017 10:18 PM

--

Yes, I am.

Things have just been stupid lately, but talking about it helps.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:21 PM (aT+Bx)

68 Hillary's Maid, who will never be called to testify in her trial for treason

Because she's dead.
Posted by: qdpsteve
------------

So is Buddy. I've always suspected that he knew where the bodies were buried. Also, Socks the cat's whereabouts are unknown. Coincidence? I doubt it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2017 10:21 PM (OdK9v)

69 Bring problems to a guy, and he will try to suggest
ways to fix them. This will usually piss women right off, except for
when it doesn't.

Posted by: GOULD at June 09, 2017 10:19 PM (I16G
There was a whole Modern Family episode addressing that. You can't go wrong with MF.

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 10:21 PM (EgOr3)

70 Bob comes over later crying.. Bob.. what they hell is going on??? I don't know he says.. well Bob.. what's on the phone?? I don't know he says. We see the lawyer. Tell him the whole story. We know this kid. He's not like that. We give lawyer $1000 retainer. Two weeks later they show up at my sons fucking job! we call lawyer. He said that stops now. They won't bother him again. They didn't.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:21 PM (CNHr1)

71 Not that I really give a flying rat shit about this fake fakery mcfakeness at this point, but METICULOUS NOTETAKER JAMES COMEY NOW SAYS THAT HE HAS NO COPY OF THE NOTES THAT HE MADE AFTER THE MEETING WITH TRUMP.

I think it's just fucking fantastic that the Director of the FBI was a fabulist.

Shit on a shingle, this is disgraceful.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2017 10:22 PM (F0ZHr)

72 In my somewhat limited experiences with men, one of the things they seem to avoid at all costs is drama. If it looks like there is going to be drama, they avert, divert, avoid and run.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:22 PM (lwiT4)

73 What is tooth?

Posted by: Pontius Pilate at June 09, 2017 10:22 PM (GsAUU)

74 He said he was trying to take my mind off things. Did I thank him? No. Did I freak out? Yup.


Sounds like he was trying to do the normal guy thing and "fix" your problem by getting you to think about something else.

You just wanted him to listen to what you had to say.

Pretty much a classic couples communication problem.

Of course, I'm probably completely wrong and full of shit, so take that into consideration.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2017 10:23 PM (IcT7t)

75 hiyo!
Posted by: yankeefifth

Seriously, their prices are Hussein! She needs to quit Stalin and go.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 09, 2017 10:23 PM (7Hiyw)

76 Jewells, that's terrible. Can you find out how they got that idea? Maybe they had a pedobear who ratted Bob out? Because pedos aren't exactly known for their sense of integrity

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:24 PM (6FqZa)

77 DEEP STATE GO HOME!

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 09, 2017 10:24 PM (HaZvX)

78 Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:21 PM (CNHr1)
===========================


That's scary nightmare territory, Jewells. Is this ongoing?


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:24 PM (lwiT4)

79 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2017 10:24 PM (tr2D7)

80 Why is ICE involved in kiddie porn?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 10:24 PM (cPsPa)

81 You know what else would help move traffic along? Roadside crucifixions? Flogging? Decapitation? Sharia Law? No Burkas in the commuter lanes? Cellphone jammers every 50ft? I give up. Oh, no, wait ... eliminate all human drivers! That's the sweet spot!

Posted by: goon at June 09, 2017 10:24 PM (EaQ6/)

82 This will usually piss women right off, except for when it doesn't.
Posted by: GOULD
--------

Just remember the key phrase -- "Calm down"

Works every time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2017 10:24 PM (OdK9v)

83 I am now under the understanding, after the fact of course, that accusing someone of not caring about you is pretty much the worst thing you can do.


So, I got that going for me...
--

I probably said things much worse to a former boss of mine; I was kind of angry at him, and really, he assumed I was lying and stupid.

So.. nah. That's probably not even in the top ten worst things you could say.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:24 PM (aT+Bx)

84 Obviously this Reality never watched any crime/crime drama shows; because tracking by printer dots has been mentioned in them.

Almost makes you want to go back to longhand for everything.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2017 10:25 PM (s6uSp)

85 Just remember the key phrase -- "Calm down"



Works every time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2017 10:24 PM (OdK9v)
Bless your heart.

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 10:25 PM (EgOr3)

86 @74

No, it sounds completely right. And, if I knew that was the classic guy fix and completely normal, I may not have flipped the way I did.

To me, talking through things is the way to deal....when he has a bad day, I am always like, "Hey talk to me about it, I'm here for you..."

Difference in guys and girls apparantly.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 10:25 PM (smD62)

87 what madame winger said.

Some of us dealt with so much drama they uprooted and fled two states to get away from it. Not naming any hobos.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:25 PM (6FqZa)

88 Just remember the key phrase -- "Calm down"



Works every time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2017 10:24 PM (OdK9v)
===================

Two thumbs up.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:25 PM (lwiT4)

89 Works every time.

"Oh wow, my girlfriend set me on fire again! Yay!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2017 10:25 PM (eMKNe)

90 Almost makes you want to go back to longhand for everything.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2017 10:25 PM (s6uSp)
---
Burnbags FTW!


Howzit Anna?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2017 10:26 PM (NT3RT)

91 Seriously, their prices are Hussein! She needs to quit Stalin and go.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 09, 2017 10:23 PM (7Hiyw)

Hungry? Pick up a bag of Charnel Corn for the drive home

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 09, 2017 10:26 PM (b4S8S)

92 His and Her Diaries

http://bit.ly/2sMzEVM

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2017 10:26 PM (LTHVh)

93 one of the things they seem to avoid at all costs is drama. If it looks like there is going to be drama, they avert, divert, avoid and run.
Posted by: grammie winger
---
Have you been peeking into the Man Manual?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2017 10:26 PM (tr2D7)

94 "Oh wow, my girlfriend set me on fire again! Yay!!" :-P

I don't mind that part so much, it's that she tries to put the fire out with an icepick.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2017 10:27 PM (IcT7t)

95 New York appeals court rules that chimpanzees are not people. Thanks CT for making us look sane.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 09, 2017 10:27 PM (vRcUp)

96 ICE is investigating child porn?

What?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 09, 2017 10:27 PM (F0ZHr)

97 now under the understanding, after the fact of course, that accusing someone of not caring about you is pretty much the worst thing you can do.

So, I got that going for me...
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June




you think so?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 10:27 PM (cPsPa)

98 Not that I really give a flying rat shit about this fake fakery mcfakeness at this point, but METICULOUS NOTETAKER JAMES COMEY NOW SAYS THAT HE HAS NO COPY OF THE NOTES THAT HE MADE AFTER THE MEETING WITH TRUMP.

I think it's just fucking fantastic that the Director of the FBI was a fabulist.

Shit on a shingle, this is disgraceful.
Posted by: Circa
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How about his Prof buddy who leaked them?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2017 10:27 PM (OdK9v)

99 80 Why is ICE involved in kiddie porn?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 10:24 PM (cPsPa)

--When I lived in Canada, I got form web pages with notices that ICE had blocked content from some network like NBC from viewing it across the 49th.

Yeah, people in Canada watching clips from The Office. Serious threats to American security.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 09, 2017 10:27 PM (GsAUU)

100 Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:21 PM (CNHr1)

That's a terrible story Jewell, but it sounds like you got a good lawyer. Keep him on your and your son's speed dial!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2017 10:27 PM (gwPgz)

101 Works every time.


"Oh wow, my girlfriend set me on fire again! Yay!!" :-P
--

"But I do have to add officer, that she was very, very calm when she doused me with gasoline and lit the match."

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:27 PM (aT+Bx)

102 Have you been peeking into the Man Manual?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2017 10:26 PM (tr2D7)
========================

Worse. I married it.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:27 PM (lwiT4)

103 74 Blanco

>> the normal guy thing

Really??

It's like I don't even know you people:

https://youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg

Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2017 10:27 PM (vUcdz)

104
Which printer(s) did she use? Was it govt. or contractor equipment, or her own. If it were NSA or their contractors, I would assume they have all sorts of extra goodies in them to track everything. Beyond the known stuff.

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 09, 2017 10:28 PM (8O3HH)

105 > Baby Droppin' The F-Bombs


When my son was about 3, he was playing with his wooden train set and some little figures that went with it. He picked up one of the figures and said it was mommy, then put it down and started saying "mommy f****** b****!" very loudly, over and over again.

My wife, of course, is immediately pissed off at me and starts hissing at me "What are you teaching him? What are you saying around him???"

Then after about a minute, I realize he's saying "mommy fell off the bridge!"

Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 09, 2017 10:28 PM (teQAO)

106 shibumi, she was also very calm when she posted the pics on FB. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2017 10:28 PM (eMKNe)

107 Just remember the key phrase -- "Calm down"


Don't worry your pretty little head over it.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2017 10:28 PM (LTHVh)

108 I don't mind that part so much, it's that she tries to put the fire out with an icepick.
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hahahaha.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:28 PM (aT+Bx)

109 No, it sounds completely right. And, if I knew that was the classic guy fix and completely normal, I may not have flipped the way I did.

To me, talking through things is the way to deal....when he has a bad day, I am always like, "Hey talk to me about it, I'm here for you..."

Difference in guys and girls apparantly.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June




yeah, actually the classic guy fix is to tell you how to solve the problem. don't believe me go to cosmo.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 10:28 PM (cPsPa)

110 72 In my somewhat limited experiences with men, one of the things they seem to avoid at all costs is drama. If it looks like there is going to be drama, they avert, divert, avoid and run.
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Goddamn right. "It is Best not to argue with Women." Vladimir Putin ?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 09, 2017 10:28 PM (sLvAU)

111 threw herself in front of a speeding car to save a child

Couldn't tell from the video that she did it intentionally.

But... incredible. Lucky kid. Lucky her.

Posted by: mindful webworker - proof we need self-driving cars!! amirite?! :P at June 09, 2017 10:28 PM (ECLlc)

112 Just remember the key phrase -- "Calm down"

Works every time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2017 10:24 PM (OdK9v)

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I recommended that to my future son in law. Ya know, since it worked out so well with my Ex and all. Except with her I think I used the wording " Stop that hysterical shrieking and calm the fuck down right the hell now!".

My voice may or may not have been at about 70 db at the time.

Posted by: GOULD at June 09, 2017 10:28 PM (I16G8)

113 If you don't mind me asking, what's this... poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
I get this funny feeling
You don't love me anymore...
-- Weird Al

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:28 PM (6FqZa)

114 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/873213419117260802

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/873213500491014145

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/873213600437088256

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/873213694897004544

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/873213782318886913

Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2017 10:29 PM (AOrEZ)

115 Three fucking years go by. Bob gets a public defender because he (nor we) can afford a good lawyer. Truth begins to come out. Bob went online one night and some creep came on to him. Bob shut him down but not before he was able to get Bobs email address. Bob kept sending him emails which Bob would delete. One night Bob got too drunk and opened an email from the creep. BINGO! Child porn.

Fast forward after months.. no years of delay and now Bob is going to prison. He didn't want a trial so took a plea deal. 5 to 20. They took him to Leavenworth today. He was like a son to me. In spite of all the stupid fucking shit he did and he did alot, that kid would not harm a fly.

Oh.. and for months I was followed.. I kept my phone in another room. My husband would drive to the local grocery store and just sit in his car, afraid to be at home.They will probably see what I just wrote tonight. I don't care anymore.

Did he fuck up? yep. Did I deserve this, or my family?? Nope.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:29 PM (CNHr1)

116 one of the things they seem to avoid at all costs is drama. If it looks like there is going to be drama, they avert, divert, avoid and run.
Posted by: grammie winger
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Have you been peeking into the Man Manual?
Posted by: Tonypete
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Obviously, the Rev. failed to follow the rules, i.e., keeping it secured under lock and key.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2017 10:29 PM (OdK9v)

117 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2017 10:27 PM (OdK9v)

I'd like to think you were kidding, but since we are so far through the looking glass...

Recent events do seem to confirm that Comey was the perfect choice for Director of the FBI under Obama!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2017 10:29 PM (gwPgz)

118 Blanco, yikes!!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2017 10:29 PM (eMKNe)

119 tent from some network like NBC from viewing it across the 49th.

Yeah, people in Canada watching clips from The Office. Serious threats to American security.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June




but that would be a cross border thing. not inside the US involving citizens.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 10:29 PM (cPsPa)

120 Or maybe I'm missing something?
Posted by: mindful webworker - just before the break at June 09, 2017 10:15 PM (ECLlc)

===

You will be made to laugh. The last one to stop laughing gets sent to the camps.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2017 10:30 PM (EZebt)

121 Yeah, when I guy starts telling you what you should have done, it's our way of showing we listened and we care.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2017 10:30 PM (LTHVh)

122 I don't understand how "I had a bad day" is drama though.

It could have been anything....family, work, my dog, anything at all really.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 10:30 PM (smD62)

123 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/873214873496416256

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/873214965804666880

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/873215059660607489

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/873215168423112704

Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2017 10:30 PM (AOrEZ)

124 All Hail Eris, debating if I should go get more Powerball tickets in the morning.

Gnu?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2017 10:30 PM (s6uSp)

125 Bob should have taken that to trial.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:31 PM (6FqZa)

126 Jeez Jewells, what a nightmare.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2017 10:31 PM (NT3RT)

127 I haven't heard from him since so either he doesn't care that I'm upset, he fell asleep, or he's mad at me. Or a combination of the three.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 10:14 PM (smD62)

Or, NO, it could be that you are COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG, cant interpret what he is is offering you, are so self centered and utterly cunt-blinded such that you cant even begin to see a good man is trying to help you and so utterly disgusting in thought and action maybe you should fucking eat shit and die in agony to save him, us, the nation and the species...

Or maybe you are just having a cranky minute...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 09, 2017 10:31 PM (pchgp)

128 DeplorableJewells45,

Why would ICE be involved in something like this?
Anyway, it was in 2014, praying all is going to be okay with you and yours.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 09, 2017 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

129 Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:29 PM (CNHr1)
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Leavenworth? Oh no, Jewells. I can't even imagine the nightmare of it all.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:32 PM (lwiT4)

130 No, it sounds completely right. And, if I knew that was the classic guy fix and completely normal, I may not have flipped the way I did.


To me, talking through things is the way to deal....when he has a bad day, I am always like, "Hey talk to me about it, I'm here for you..."


Difference in guys and girls apparantly.
---

Or maybe YOU were right.

Maybe you were just having a bad day and wanted to talk about it, and he blew you off.

Maybe it's as simple as that.

Friends listen when friends have bad days. And yes, even try to fix them, even though they don't want the problems fixed.

So really, he did not give you the basic courtesy of letting you complain.

Which means that right now, he appears to care less than the Horde.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:33 PM (aT+Bx)

131 Right. Um. (pchgp) was way out of line. Request cleanup, in fact.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:33 PM (6FqZa)

132 Blanco, yikes!!!!!

At least she didn't break out the marshmallows, again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2017 10:33 PM (IcT7t)

133 Rare is the thread where I can't jump in and give some smart-assed sarcastic advice ...

... yet, this thread ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 09, 2017 10:33 PM (fiGNd)

134 So.. that's my story guys. I have lived with it for 3 plus years. Years of stress dealing with my mom, my husbands stroke, working full time and launching a business. Years of worrying, years of doubt. Three years the Feds took from me. My life will never be the same. I know this kid. This is NOT him. But he will languish in prison because of one stupid mistake. My heart is breaking.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:33 PM (CNHr1)

135 Yeah... no

http://www.ufunk.net/artistes/crystal-uterus/

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2017 10:34 PM (s6uSp)

136 Jewells, is Bob Loblaw your lawyer?

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 09, 2017 10:34 PM (GsAUU)

137 Right. Um. (pchgp) was way out of line. Request cleanup, in fact.
--

seconded. Janitorial assistance please.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:35 PM (aT+Bx)

138 ICE will probably show up tomorrow and arrest me.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:35 PM (CNHr1)

139 Bob should have taken that to trial.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:31 PM (6FqZa)


True dat, but only the anointed can afford to have top notch lawyers on retainer and speed dial!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2017 10:35 PM (gwPgz)

140 The woman who jumped in front of that speeding car to deflect the blow from the child is truly a hero. My God.

Posted by: Tuna at June 09, 2017 10:35 PM (jm1YL)

141 My heart is breaking.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:33 PM (CNHr1)
============================

I'm so sorry, Jewells. Three years of this - it's a wonder you're still sane. Oh my goodness, you must be one strong woman.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:35 PM (lwiT4)

142 104-

I'm sure she couldn't take anything, i.e.- thumbdrives, removeable hard drives, printers, etc. In the secure area.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2017 10:36 PM (89T5c)

143 Bob shouldn't have kept the porn.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2017 10:36 PM (LTHVh)

144

Truth hurts. At some point truth trumps courtesy.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 09, 2017 10:36 PM (pchgp)

145 I'd have to side with shibumi on this one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2017 10:36 PM (ZgkX8)

146 Yeah, 3rded on 127 pchgp

Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2017 10:36 PM (vUcdz)

147 ICE is involved in the porn thing because apparently our amigos across the border indulge in that sort of thing. Part of the Patriot Act. *spit*

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:36 PM (CNHr1)

148 Right. Um. (pchgp) was way out of line. Request cleanup, in fact.
--

seconded. Janitorial assistance please.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:35 PM (aT+Bx)


Cleanup on (pchgp) stat!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2017 10:36 PM (gwPgz)

149 Yeah... no

http://www.ufunk.net/artistes/crystal-uterus/
Posted by: Anna Puma

One more external indicator saying "avoid at all costs". What's not to like?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 09, 2017 10:36 PM (7Hiyw)

150 ICE will probably show up tomorrow and arrest me.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:35 PM (CNHr1)
=========================

I think there are probably twenty horde-lawyers who could come to your aid.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:36 PM (lwiT4)

151 Thanks CDR_M!!!

Posted by: iNC Ref at June 09, 2017 10:37 PM (B3WeQ)

152 Jimmy Stewart still was the Douche ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 09, 2017 10:37 PM (fiGNd)

153 Really sorry this happened to you and yours Jewells.

I have this theory that the Authoritaaas have a rough idea what percentage of the population(s) are bad guys, and build quotas based on that... and then fill the quotas by arresting people who goof, and not the sociopaths. Because it's easier.

Like how in Sweden, the cops didn't do sh!t about Moslem rioters, but they were quick to ticket the cars the Moslems burned. Or how in England they find it easier to harass Tommy Robinson than to arrest known ISIS groupies.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:37 PM (6FqZa)

154 Maybe us guys are more mechanically inclined, building stuff, we try to fix stuff when it's broken. If the fritzenheimer isn't osculating, we throw parts at it till it does.

Problems are ideally to be solved quickly, and hopefully, so more important matters can be attended to. Like watching football, or drinking beer.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 09, 2017 10:37 PM (sLvAU)

155 In wine, there is asshole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2017 10:37 PM (ZgkX8)

156 In my somewhat limited experiences with men, one of the things they seem to avoid at all costs is drama. If it looks like there is going to be drama, they avert, divert, avoid and run.

Posted by: grammie winger


Certainly true for me. I have a horror that at any moment, it might escalate out of control. Or that it might lead to misunderstandings or resentments that will never be aired and reconciled. I don't like watching it or participating in it. It's why I never watch debates. Not even Tucker.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 09, 2017 10:37 PM (vRcUp)

157 It's Not About the Nail.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 09, 2017 10:38 PM (2qdBt)

158 Problems are ideally to be solved quickly, and hopefully, so more important matters can be attended to. Like watching football, or drinking beer.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 09, 2017 10:37 PM (sLvAU)

Don't forget boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2017 10:38 PM (ZgkX8)

159 We successfully married men just accept the fact that we are wrong.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2017 10:38 PM (LTHVh)

160 Bob shouldn't have kept the porn.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2017 10:36 PM (LTHVh)


That does seem to be an serious unforced error!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2017 10:38 PM (gwPgz)

161 Well...it's nearly 4 am there, so I am sure I won't be getting a resolution anytime soon.

Maybe we were both wrong. It's possible.

I am just an overemotional twat sometimes, and I always realize it a bit too late.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 10:39 PM (smD62)

162 Did anyone else look at that video of the woman and the kid hit by a car?

Am I seeing things, or dis she pull a Costanza, pushing the kid aside as she tried to get out of the way of the car, slowing him down and insuring the kid was hurt worse?

She comes from opposite side and ends up past the kid after elbowing him. If she was trying to save him, how could that be?

Has the world gone mad (don't answer that,) or am I misreading the video?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 09, 2017 10:39 PM (LWu6U)

163 107 Just remember the key phrase -- "Calm down"

Don't worry your pretty little head over it.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2017 10:28 PM (LTHVh)

===

Is it because of your period?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2017 10:39 PM (EZebt)

164 In recto, cranium.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:40 PM (6FqZa)

165 I don't understand how "I had a bad day" is drama though.

It could have been anything....family, work, my dog, anything at all really.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 10:30 PM (smD62)

=======

You are completely correct. You do not understand.

Sorry to be harsh, but if you want a guy to just listen, begin with the phrase "I just need to vent, and....". If you want input "what do you think I should do?".

Men in the main are very simple creatures. DO NOT ever expect us to know when you need an ear or suggestions. We will NEVER get that right.

Posted by: GOULD at June 09, 2017 10:40 PM (I16G8)

166 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:37 PM (6FqZa)

Even people that start out principled can find that the pay is the same regardless of how hard you work and begin to game the system!

Posted by: J Combey at June 09, 2017 10:41 PM (gwPgz)

167 Jewells, I am so sorry you are going through this. It's not right, none of it is. I'm sorry.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 09, 2017 10:41 PM (2VN2E)

168 I am just an overemotional twat sometimes, and I always realize it a bit too late.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 10:39 PM (smD62)

Me too ma'am, me too. Be well, apologies, and hope things work out for both of you. Be kind to each other.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 09, 2017 10:41 PM (pchgp)

169 OT but, Cavs are KILLIN' it on the 3-pointers. They're like buttah. This is not the game I was expecting to watch. Yowzah.

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 10:41 PM (EgOr3)

170 In my somewhat limited experiences with men, one of the things they seem to avoid at all costs is drama. If it looks like there is going to be drama, they avert, divert, avoid and run.

Posted by: grammie winger


You can further sort men by their response.

I'm a "Shut That Shit Down" guy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 09, 2017 10:41 PM (fiGNd)

171 Is it because of your period?


The Triple Dog Dare

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2017 10:41 PM (LTHVh)

172 *face palms*

I see the Horde is bound and determined to trot out every phrase that will push the Bunny Broiler button tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2017 10:41 PM (s6uSp)

173 ibguy: It's like I don't even know you people:
https://youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg


I was getting to that - just got caught up reading comments.

Posted by: mindful webworker - slowly butt shirley at June 09, 2017 10:42 PM (ECLlc)

174 Bob shouldn't have kept the porn.

I'm betting Bob deleted the image. Problem is, even if you don't look at the images and just delete everything as it hits you machine, it was still downloaded and you're still screwed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2017 10:42 PM (IcT7t)

175 We successfully married men just accept the fact that we are wrong.
Posted by: Grump928
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One of the difficult instincts for me to suppress is the eye roll. I just about have it under control. I haven't quite conquered the blink of surprise yet, but I'm working on it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2017 10:42 PM (OdK9v)

176 Sorry to be harsh, but if you want a guy to just listen, begin with the phrase "I just need to vent, and....". If you want input "what do you think I should do?".

Men in the main are very simple creatures. DO NOT ever expect us to know when you need an ear or suggestions. We will NEVER get that right.

Posted by: GOULD at June 09, 2017 10:40 PM (I16G

Woman has problem? Explain problem to man! Man will kill problem!

Then woman and man will make babies!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2017 10:42 PM (ZgkX8)

177 107 Just remember the key phrase -- "Calm down"



Don't worry your pretty little head over it.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2017 10:28 PM (LTHVh)



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Is it because of your period?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2017 10:39 PM (EZebt)
=============================

My favorite is when I'm trying to gal-splain something to him and he is nodding and saying yeah at appropriate times and then I realize he's just waiting for me to stop talking so he can get the Doritos.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:42 PM (lwiT4)

178 165 GOULD

Well done, sir. Certain Latin wine connoisseurs would benefit from this example.

Related: I contradict MisHum for help with aisle 127.

Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2017 10:42 PM (vUcdz)

179 >>>Just remember the key phrase -- "Calm down"

Don't worry your pretty little head over it.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2017 10:28 PM (LTHVh)

===

Is it because of your period?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2017 10:39 PM (EZebt)<<<





You'll probably feel better once your back in the kitchen makin' me a sammich.



**then make shooing motion with hands**

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at June 09, 2017 10:43 PM (clV7O)

180 169 OT but, Cavs are KILLIN' it on the 3-pointers. They're like buttah. This is not the game I was expecting to watch. Yowzah.
Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 10:41 PM (EgOr3)

--I know. Did they sell their collective soul to Satan? WTF?

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 09, 2017 10:43 PM (GsAUU)

181 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2017 10:41 PM (s6uSp)

I always thought the term of art was "Calm your tits, sweetheart!"

Posted by: J Combey at June 09, 2017 10:43 PM (gwPgz)

182 Anyone interested in what calms me down?

Posted by: kurt eichenwald at June 09, 2017 10:43 PM (6FqZa)

183 P.S. Peaches, you were away from here for too long.

There is no OT on the ONT.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 09, 2017 10:43 PM (GsAUU)

184 No laughs on the His and Her Diaries.

Tough crowd.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2017 10:44 PM (LTHVh)

185 My ex wife and I had a system. Before she would start bitching she would tell me if this would be a "vent" or a "solve." If it was a vent I'd just shut up and listen.

If it was a solve she'd do the opposite of what I'd suggest, and the next time she bitched about it, it would be a vent.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 09, 2017 10:44 PM (2VN2E)

186 Oh lordy lordy, Comey telling these tits to be calm...

So not going to happen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2017 10:44 PM (s6uSp)

187 173 mww

Heh

Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2017 10:44 PM (vUcdz)

188 I am just an overemotional twat sometimes, and I always realize it a bit too late.

Meh, seen a lot of "men" like that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2017 10:44 PM (IcT7t)

189 Me: Staying at mom's for a couple of nights gives me that rare opportunity to look at, whatchacallem? oh, yeah: a newspaper.

yankeefifth: boobs?

Dood... I don't think you meant to make the association, but that's my 97yo mom here! She does take good care of herself, but... uhhhh....



(And I keep reading that as yankeefilth!)

Posted by: mindful webworker - reedy or not at June 09, 2017 10:44 PM (ECLlc)

190 I have wanted to tell this story to you guys for years but couldn't. But now.. it's over. I figured what the hell... if they want to come and get me then come and get me. I have done nothing wrong. But they made me feel like I did. I hate the feds with a passion. Listening in on your phone, looking at your emails without your knowledge. Through that whole NSA thing hubby and I would just nod at each other.. yeah.. that's us. I have NO DOUBT they have monitored my phone and computer. Still are for all I know. Fucking fuckers.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:44 PM (CNHr1)

191 And I don't even get the satisfaction of seeing LBJ get his butt handed to him to cheer me up.

Anyway so clearly I didn't handle things right from the jump.

But, what about the "if you really cared about me" part? Is there any coming back from that, short of groveling?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 10:45 PM (smD62)

192 184 No laughs on the His and Her Diaries.

Tough crowd.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2017 10:44 PM (LTHVh)

--Too close to home.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 09, 2017 10:45 PM (GsAUU)

193 Right, kidding aside, men look at a problem as something to be solved. I don't give a crap about talking about the problem as such, other than identify exactly what it is, so it can be solved.

"The starter went out on my car." OK. Now what? Somebody needs a new starter. Where is the car now? In the middle of the road? Get that fucker out of the road.

Rinse, lather, repeat.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 09, 2017 10:45 PM (sLvAU)

194 Is it because of your period?
---

hahaha.

I've actually told men on more than one occasion that I can be a completely insane b*tch at any point in time, so they can't rely on "oh, it's her period."

/silly men. thinking these things can only happen during one week of the month..

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:45 PM (aT+Bx)

195 Anyone interested in what calms me down?



Posted by: kurt eichenwald


Strobing gifs on your twitter feed?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2017 10:45 PM (IcT7t)

196 serenity now

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 10:46 PM (cPsPa)

197 There is no OT on the ONT.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 09, 2017 10:43 PM (GsAUU)
I know but there's all this emo stuff goin' on and I fall short on that. And, sure, the mistake on the lake sold their souls to Satan but, fuck, I wanted the giant sweep. OTOH, someone informed me earlier that the Warriors were (last year, year before? they weren't sure) once up 3-0 on the Cavs and the Cavs came back with 4 straight. Is that true? I'm too effin' lazy to google it.

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 10:46 PM (EgOr3)

198 Oh lordy lordy, Comey telling these tits to be calm...

So not going to happen.
Posted by: Anna Puma
----------

Comey was a bottle baby, knows nothing of tits.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2017 10:46 PM (OdK9v)

199 So not going to happen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2017 10:44 PM (s6uSp)


So I take you don't really appreciate art?

Posted by: J Combey at June 09, 2017 10:46 PM (gwPgz)

200 Oh lordy lordy, Comey telling these tits to be calm...

So not going to happen.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I told Comey to calm his moobs.

Posted by: PDT at June 09, 2017 10:46 PM (7Hiyw)

201 191. People say and do things - this is a fact. Don't assign too much meaning to any single incident, as it's the pattern that matters.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 09, 2017 10:46 PM (2qdBt)

202 Baby Droppin' The F-Bombs

On my previous iphone I would tell Siri, "play folk music."

Siri would answer, "I can't find f**k music."

I have such a juvenile sense of humor that I would do it just to amuse myself and others.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 09, 2017 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

203 But, what about the "if you really cared about me" part? Is there any coming back from that, short of groveling?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 10:45 PM (smD62)


Really ? You've been here a while. You really need to ask ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 09, 2017 10:47 PM (fiGNd)

204 Too many folks still try to merge early and stop trying to get over instead of driving up to the end of the lane where the natural merge is.

Is this a joke or is there some planet where people don't run up to the end of the lane and stop traffic trying to force their way in from the shoulder?

Because it would be interesting to see this "merge early" experiment.

The biggest problem is people slow down at a merge point *and* close distance with other vehicles in *both* lanes, which brings the traffic to a stop.

Mind you that's a symptom of congestion.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 09, 2017 10:47 PM (wB8Tg)

205 I actually thought the His and Hers Diaries was hilarious.....I could genuinely relate to the wife. She sounds exactly like me...overthinking everything.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 10:47 PM (smD62)

206 I am just an overemotional twat sometimes, and I always realize it a bit too late.

Meh, seen a lot of "men" like that.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2017 10:44 PM (IcT7t)

All men are emotional twats. They just don't bother the rest of us with it. Which is why I never went lesbo.

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 10:47 PM (EgOr3)

207 People say and do things - this is a fact. Don't assign too much meaning to any single incident, as it's the pattern that matters.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June



the only thing that matters is the last thing they did.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 10:47 PM (cPsPa)

208 I have wanted to tell this story to you guys for years but couldn't.
==================================


Jewells - I was on the night you came to the blog for prayers. You said something horrible happened, beyond all imagination, and that you couldn't say what - just to pray. I did. I always wondered if you'd be able to tell at some point. This is truly dreadful. But I am glad that you can speak about it now, so we know better how to pray for you.


You are not alone. (And I don't mean Bob from NASA-alone.)

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:48 PM (lwiT4)

209 Sargon of Akkad has some nuanced and measured thoughts on Theresa "Custer" May -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JymtGcDAg-M

Moobs are not becalmed.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:48 PM (6FqZa)

210 I know but there's all this emo stuff goin' on and I fall short on that. And, sure, the mistake on the lake sold their souls to Satan but, fuck, I wanted the giant sweep. OTOH, someone informed me earlier that the Warriors were (last year, year before? they weren't sure) once up 3-0 on the Cavs and the Cavs came back with 4 straight. Is that true? I'm too effin' lazy to google it.
Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 10:46 PM (EgOr3)

--GSW were up 3-1 on CLE and CLE came back to win last year.

Comeback from 0-3 has never been done in Finals or any other round.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 09, 2017 10:48 PM (GsAUU)

211 Now, I have to tell my family. That should be fun.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:48 PM (CNHr1)

212 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 09, 2017 10:48 PM (drrsd)

213 BTW, Jewells, you probably shouldn't google/bing "Operation Pacifier" if you like your blood pressure where it is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2017 10:49 PM (IcT7t)

214 I told him if he truly cared, he wouldn't try to change the subject, he would try to talk me through it. And well...clearly he doesn't care.

Let me mansplain this.

It doesn't mean he doesn't care.

Mars and Venus, right?

So you say you have a bad day. Now, I am going to assume that you have talked before, and so maybe you have told him about a bad day before.

Guys are fixers. They want to fix it, they hear about a problem, they want to tell you how to fix it.

But if you say your bad day was someone was talking about you or whatever, he's got no way to fix that. So, avoidance. I don't know what the real bad day was about, but, let's stick with someone is talking bad about you. A guy says, punch the other person, or ignore them, or some other action.

In Venus world, a woman has a problem, she wants sympathy. She doesn't want to hear punch somebody, she wants to hear, that sounds awful, you must feel terrible. She wants to hear that you care about her problem, not that you want to fix it. Which is what you said - he didn't want to listen, so he doesn't care, talking it out is the "fix."

Not in guy world. Talk isn't a fix.

So the problem isn't that he is an a-hole - necessarily. He could be, I don't know. But sounds like you guys are both in Mars and Venus territory, and you haven't figured that out yet.



Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2017 10:49 PM (jHrzU)

215 All men are emotional twats. They just don't bother the rest of us with it. Which is why I never went lesbo.
Posted by: Peaches

"If you need to 'share', hey that's what dogs are for."
Red Green

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 09, 2017 10:49 PM (7Hiyw)

216 Comeback from 0-3 has never been done in Finals or any other round.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 09, 2017 10:48 PM (GsAUU)
What I deserve for listening to a buncha drunken morons. Of course, I may have misheard.

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 10:49 PM (EgOr3)

217 212. Well, CB is here. No parking lot hummers now.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 09, 2017 10:49 PM (2qdBt)

218 >>>OTOH, someone informed me earlier that the Warriors
were (last year, year before? they weren't sure) once up 3-0 on the Cavs
and the Cavs came back with 4 straight. Is that true? I'm too effin'
lazy to google it.


Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 10:46 PM (EgOr3)<<<

Don't think anybody has ever come back from a 3-0 deficit in the NBA. Hockey a few times, baseball once or twice, but NBA (I think) is still never.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at June 09, 2017 10:49 PM (clV7O)

219 DeplorableJewells45: Did he fuck up? yep. Did I deserve this, or my family?? Nope.

Damn! Just... damn! God help y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - seriously at June 09, 2017 10:50 PM (ECLlc)

220 You are not alone. (And I don't mean Bob from NASA-alone.)

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:48 PM (lwiT4)

HE'S more interested in Muslim outreach.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2017 10:50 PM (ZgkX8)

221 Peaches, game is looking up now!

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 09, 2017 10:50 PM (GsAUU)

222 Don't think anybody has ever come back from a 3-0 deficit in the NBA. Hockey a few times, baseball once or twice, but NBA (I think) is still never.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at June




HEY! If Peaches said it happened it happened. (now someone get back there and change the record books or else.)

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 10:51 PM (cPsPa)

223 All men are emotional twats. They just don't bother the rest of us with it. Which is why I never went lesbo.

I went totally lesbo. But I'm a guy so it didn't really change anything.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2017 10:51 PM (IcT7t)

224 Thank you grammie. I remember that night. Just pray for him. I can handle it, I am strong. But it's freaking Leavenworth. Only until sentencing which is next week. God, I pray he gets minimum security somewhere else. No matter where he goes though.. child porn?? Yeah...you're getting your ass beat. He will probably die in there.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:51 PM (CNHr1)

225 Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:44 PM (CNHr1)

The really scary part is when someone you know (in the internet life sense) has this sort of experience. I'm sorry you and you family got sucked into this crap and I'll say a prayer that you are now free of the dragnet and the pain, stress, and suffering will begin to heal.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2017 10:51 PM (gwPgz)

226 Later peeps.

Shit on my mind. Gonna' sleep on it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 09, 2017 10:51 PM (fiGNd)

227 Spoke too soon.

Bullshit foul.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 09, 2017 10:51 PM (GsAUU)

228 And when you calm down, grab a beer outta the fridge for me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2017 10:52 PM (89T5c)

229 Blanco, I will take your advice and not look.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:52 PM (CNHr1)

230 San Franpsycho: ...The last one to stop laughing gets sent to the camps.

Think you meant, the first one to stop laughing?

But, yeah.

Posted by: mindful webworker - outrunning the bear at June 09, 2017 10:52 PM (ECLlc)

231 my pop went to soooo many warriors games long before they became winners. i'm pretty sure he's happy about them now that he's in heaven.

miss ya pop

Posted by: concrete girl at June 09, 2017 10:52 PM (s26vG)

232 He will probably die in there.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:51 PM (CNHr1)
==============================

I'm going to pray for him too. Dear Lord what a nightmare.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:52 PM (lwiT4)

233 I've actually told men on more than one occasion that I can be a completely insane b*tch at any point in time, so they can't rely on "oh, it's her period."

/silly men. thinking these things can only happen during one week of the month..
Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:45 PM (aT+Bx)

=======

After a while of this, a real will cease to care about the reason and act accordingly. Trust me on this as one who has been there several times.

And, if a woman told me that in the way you described, like she was proud of that fact, she would be looking at my license plate as I drove away in about 15 seconds.

Posted by: GOULD at June 09, 2017 10:52 PM (I16G8)

234 Like I said . . . same lame officials as in the NCAA championship.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 09, 2017 10:53 PM (GsAUU)

235 Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:44 PM (CNHr1)


Such a frightening and maddening experience. Is your son okay?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 09, 2017 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

236 Goodnight ScoggDog.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:53 PM (lwiT4)

237 There a rule that says that the more scoring there is in a sport, the more likely it is that the better team will win. Baseball or soccer, being low scoring affairs, are more susceptible to upsets that basketball.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 09, 2017 10:53 PM (LTHVh)

238 @214

Thanks.

I don't know if he cares or not, and I don't know what I believe. But, I told him he doesn't care which...probably didn't do me any favors.

The thing with your explanation is....I told him nothing about my bad day. At all. All I said was "I had a bad day" and he immediately went another direction with the conversation.

So, I am not sure how that fixes anything. Unless the "fix" is that I get my mind off of my bad day and onto happy things. Which is a bandaid more than anything.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 10:54 PM (smD62)

239 175 We successfully married men just accept the fact that we are wrong.
Posted by: Grump928
----------

One of the difficult instincts for me to suppress is the eye roll. I just about have it under control. I haven't quite conquered the blink of surprise yet, but I'm working on it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2017 10:42 PM (OdK9v)

===

"Yes, dear."

*wan smile*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2017 10:54 PM (EZebt)

240 Blanco, I will take your advice and not look.

You're smarter than me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2017 10:54 PM (IcT7t)

241 the only thing that matters is the last thing they did.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 10:47 PM (cPsPa)


Life just started yesterday...

until one day it doesn't.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2017 10:54 PM (gwPgz)

242 Lady.. no he's not. He's an absolute wreck. I am worried sick about him too.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:54 PM (CNHr1)

243 DeplorableJewells45 ,

I'm behind as usual, but anyway, hang in there. When things are bleak remember that there are a lot of us who care about you.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 09, 2017 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

244 Jewells, you have my sympathy. That is a rough and terrible thing to deal with.

*sighs*

I can't get too specific but I was peripherally involved in one case where after the two parties copped a plea deal it turned out the police computer forensics people had never even looked at the computers to find evidence to support the charges.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2017 10:54 PM (s6uSp)

245 Quick Baby Sister Update

Her friend took Joyce shopping today, and friend's hubby helped Joyce walk her own wheelchair!

Amazing!!

Thanks so much for your continued prayers!

(And hey: I just noticed you can't spell "continued prayers" without ONT!!)

Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2017 10:55 PM (vUcdz)

246 Jewels, awful story. Someone described the criminal justice system as a giant machine that if you brush against, it just might suck you in and devour you.

If someone gets ensnarled and they have decided that person is guilty they can be more tenacious than a Gilda monster biting you and chewing the poison in. Innocence or guilt can become almost irrelevant once they have become vested.

So sorry. Sounds truly Kafkaesque.

Posted by: RM at June 09, 2017 10:55 PM (41qix)

247 Life just started yesterday...



until one day it doesn't.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2017 10:54 PM (gwPgz)
===========================

{{{ Hrothgar }}}

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:55 PM (lwiT4)

248 @237 I went to a women's college soccer game (a friend's daughter's younger team was playing at half time, it was a support deal, no one except parents and girlfriends go to see women's soccer) and one team was clearly, in every way, the better team. The game ended 1-0.

Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2017 10:55 PM (jHrzU)

249 My favorite is when I'm trying to gal-splain
something to him and he is nodding and saying yeah at appropriate times
and then I realize he's just waiting for me to stop talking so he can
get the Doritos.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:42 PM (lwiT4)


Wait, you have Doritos?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2017 10:55 PM (mkDpn)

250 miss ya pop

Posted by: concrete girl at June 09, 2017 10:52 PM (s26vG)
xoxo, babygirl!

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 10:55 PM (EgOr3)

251 My favorite is when I'm trying to gal-splain something to him and he is nodding and saying yeah at appropriate times and then I realize he's just waiting for me to stop talking so he can get the Doritos.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:42 PM (lwiT4)

ROTFL

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2017 10:56 PM (EZebt)

252 Which is a bandaid more than anything.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 10:54 PM (smD62)


The bandaid was invented to help the healing process!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2017 10:56 PM (gwPgz)

253 Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:55 PM (lwiT4)

Bakatcha!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2017 10:57 PM (gwPgz)

254 ibguy, I hope it has been a good day for you --you've arrived late!



Today has been a good day, personally, as well as politically.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 09, 2017 10:57 PM (GsAUU)

255 ...he's just waiting for me to stop talking so he can get the Doritos.

Mmmmm.... Doritos.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2017 10:57 PM (IcT7t)

256 Wait, you have Doritos?


Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2017 10:55 PM (mkDpn)
=======================

not at the moment. We're doing low-carb. So - cheese. Or a pork chop.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:58 PM (lwiT4)

257 I was with my mom today when Bob called. He had to turn himself in at 2:30. He wanted to say he loved me and my husband and thanked us for always being there for him. I couldn't cry because I was with mom, who knows nothing. When I got to work and had the spider incident that's why I started bawling. Wasn't the spider. Little dude was the icing on the shit cake.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 10:58 PM (CNHr1)

258 Someone described the criminal justice system as a giant machine that if you brush against, it just might suck you in and devour you.

The book "You Are Going To Prison" mentioned that. It was terrifying.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:58 PM (6FqZa)

259 The lightning story. I wonder if lightning at sea is stronger because the ocean is essentially flat, with no high places for earthbound positive charges to accumulate and meet negative leaders from the storm clouds? So the entire gap has to be bridged by the negative leaders from the clouds, meaning the charge has to build to a higher level before the zap happens.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2017 10:58 PM (XUcIQ)

260 Cheese and pork chops.

Deep fried cheesy pork-chops?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2017 10:58 PM (s6uSp)

261 254 logprof

Indeed it was: Roni sent me video of Joyce standing behind her wheelchair, pushing it along at a nice clip for maybe 30 or 40 feet.

And headed to bed soon: up early tomorrow to hit market downtown.

Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2017 10:59 PM (vUcdz)

262
And, if a woman told me that in the way you described, like she was proud of that fact, she would be looking at my license plate as I drove away in about 15 seconds.
Posted by: GOULD at June 09, 2017 10:52 PM
--

That made me laugh.

To be honest, I don't think I've ever said that to someone I was in an actual relationship with.

IIRC, I've said to to co-worker type men who tend to blame everything a woman does on "oh, it's her period."

In an way, it's a giant get out of jail free card for women. You can behave badly because "it's that time of the month."

I suppose my point is that we can act badly at any point, not just for a week.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:59 PM (aT+Bx)

263 Deep fried cheesy pork-chops?


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2017 10:58 PM (s6uSp)
======================

That could work.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 11:00 PM (lwiT4)

264 The lightning story. I wonder if lightning at sea is stronger because the ocean is essentially flat, with no high places for earthbound positive charges to accumulate and meet negative leaders from the storm clouds? So the entire gap has to be bridged by the negative leaders from the clouds, meaning the charge has to build to a higher level before the zap happens.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June




pretty sure it is because zeus is trying to stick it to poseidon

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 11:00 PM (cPsPa)

265 Deep fried cheesy pork-chops?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2017 10:58 PM (s6uSp)


Ultimate low carb!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 09, 2017 11:00 PM (gwPgz)

266 not at the moment. We're doing low-carb. So - cheese. Or a pork chop.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:58 PM (lwiT4)

The thing I hate about low carb, high fat: lack of decent snacks. Unless you count bacon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2017 11:00 PM (ZgkX8)

267 Thank you all for reading all of my story and thanks for your prayers. I just had to unload it all tonight. I couldn't keep it in anymore.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 11:00 PM (CNHr1)

268 Jewells, I wish there were something I could say. There isn't. But, you got the top slot on the prayer list for as long as it takes. I'm so sorry for all this.

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:01 PM (EgOr3)

269 Well, time to turn in. Lots of people to pray for. I'll do my part. See you all tomorrow


Love -

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 11:01 PM (lwiT4)

270 Deep fried cheesy pork-chops?
Posted by: Anna Puma

*checks Paula Dean's website*

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 09, 2017 11:01 PM (7Hiyw)

271 The book "You Are Going To Prison" mentioned that. It was terrifying.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:58 PM (6FqZa)

======

Yep. Once you are "in the system", due to financial incentives provided per prisoner, it is made to be very difficult to get out of said system. You are then a revenue unit.

Posted by: GOULD at June 09, 2017 11:01 PM (I16G8)

272 "Too many folks still try to merge early and stop trying to get over
instead of driving up to the end of the lane where the natural merge is."

The fuck that's the problem.

The problem is that nobody remembers how a zipper works when they get behind the wheel.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at June 09, 2017 11:01 PM (ZBO0C)

273 @238 bandaids are a fix. You get a cut, you put a bandaid on it. Your point may be well my guts were hanging out so a bandaid doesn't cut it.

But read the Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus book. It will help you understand. Men respond differently than women. They just do.

A guy who knows it works the other day knows when to listen (or pretend to). It goes both ways.

Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2017 11:01 PM (jHrzU)

274 267 DJ

What we're here for, so of course you're welcome.

What a shitstorm, so sorry you and yours had to deal with it.

Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2017 11:01 PM (vUcdz)

275 'Night, grammie! Love ya!

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:02 PM (EgOr3)

276 he's with your dad Peaches
and bring the kitties

Posted by: concrete girl at June 09, 2017 11:02 PM (s26vG)

277 Jewells - what a heartbreaking ordeal for all. You and all concerned are in my prayers. What a nightmare.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2017 11:02 PM (tr2D7)

278 Thanks Peaches. You're a .. well.. you're a peach

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 11:02 PM (CNHr1)

279 So, I am not sure how that fixes anything. Unless the "fix" is that I get my mind off of my bad day and onto happy things. Which is a bandaid more than anything.
---
Tickled Pink:

Have you though about just waiting to see what he does? If he doesn't want to try to resolve this, pehraps it's a sign that this isn't the right relationship.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 11:02 PM (aT+Bx)

280 I say it's my Birthday. Is it your Birthday too?

Posted by: Deacon Blues formerly known as whatmeworry at June 09, 2017 11:02 PM (dZGNV)

281 I saw lightning hit and a ball of plasma roll on the ground through camp once out in Utah oncet. That was weird.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 09, 2017 11:02 PM (sLvAU)

282 I suppose my point is that we can act badly at any point, not just for a week.
Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 10:59 PM (aT+Bx)

=======

I'm glad it made you laugh, but I stand by the points in my post.

Posted by: GOULD at June 09, 2017 11:03 PM (I16G8)

283 The worst part?? Knowing you are being followed. Christ... it ain't nothing like the fucking movies.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 11:03 PM (CNHr1)

284 Oh, hey, has anyone heard from Jim in Texas? He was a hot mess the other night with his sciatica. Hope he dialed in his pro chiro friend. Sounded quite agonizing and I've been thinking of him,

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:04 PM (EgOr3)

285 The problem is that nobody remembers how a zipper works when they get behind the wheel.

Elastic waistband FTW!

Posted by: Dude jackin' it while driving through the San Joaquin Valley on I-5 at June 09, 2017 11:04 PM (IcT7t)

286 Secretariat is still the greatest athlete of all time. Go Big Red.

Posted by: Deacon Blues formerly known as whatmeworry at June 09, 2017 11:05 PM (dZGNV)

287 Yes - I've been email contact with Jim. Nothing new at the moment that I know of. I'm sure he'll tag up with the horde and let us know.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2017 11:05 PM (tr2D7)

288 In my somewhat limited experiences with men, one of the things they seem to avoid at all costs is drama. If it looks like there is going to be drama, they avert, divert, avoid and run.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:22 PM (lwiT4)

And why shouldn't they? Whatever they do or say will be wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2017 11:05 PM (XUcIQ)

289 @279

Oh absolutely. That's my plan and my intention. I just didn't know if I should apologize for my part of it.

@273

I actually think we have that book here, my dad bought it many moons ago. I may have to give it a gander.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 11:06 PM (smD62)

290 Secretariat is still the greatest athlete of all time. Go Big Red.
Posted by: Deacon Blues formerly known as whatmeworry

He wasn't quite as big as me.

Posted by: Wilt "the Stilt" Chamberlain at June 09, 2017 11:06 PM (7Hiyw)

291 Too many folks still try to merge early and stop trying to get over instead of driving up to the end of the lane where the natural merge is.

It's a metaphor for life, when you think about it.

Posted by: Chance the Gardener at June 09, 2017 11:07 PM (vRcUp)

292 So, keep,seeing this news story about some guy found dead cockroach in his chicken nuggets.

Which he bought at .... wait for it ...

Dominos.

Hey Einstein: you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2017 11:07 PM (vUcdz)

293 Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:04 PM (EgOr3)

He was on last night and said he was sore but much improved.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 09, 2017 11:07 PM (sEDyY)

294 290
Secretariat is still the greatest athlete of all time. Go Big Red.

Posted by: Deacon Blues formerly known as whatmeworry


Mmmmm hmmmm . . .

Posted by: Tom Fuckin' Brady at June 09, 2017 11:07 PM (EgOr3)

295
And why shouldn't they? Whatever they do or say will be wrong.
---

So, welcome to my world. All I have are men who are unbalanced and crave constant drama and confrontations. Because "personality disorders"

So really, that whole "avoid drama" thing isn't exclusive to men. I have had to literally go no contact with two people just to keep my sanity.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 11:08 PM (aT+Bx)

296 Defensive GEM in the NBA game tonight!

Hoping Warriors win so I can watch Oakland burn. Again.

Posted by: The Gimp! at June 09, 2017 11:08 PM (jdWK0)

297 Oh, thanks, Polli! Good to hear.

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:08 PM (EgOr3)

298 Okay, Injust got caught up and read the whole thing, Jewells. I am so sorry. What a nightmare and an early noting one at that. You can keep my guardian angel all night.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2017 11:08 PM (Rsi2C)

299 Boulder Hobo,

Yes! That is the book!

It was an analogy that really made me think, and obviously, I never forgot it entirely.

Posted by: RM at June 09, 2017 11:09 PM (41qix)

300 292 myself

Although, come to think of it, that prolly belongs on CBD's Food Thread.

Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2017 11:09 PM (vUcdz)

301 The Cavs did overcome a 3-1 deficit last year, and that was the first time that ever happened in the NBA finals.

Posted by: stace gets two scoops at June 09, 2017 11:09 PM (cJswI)

302 Some psychologist wrote something interesting about people in relationships making "bids" for attention, and each being responsive to the others bids was one of the characteristics of long lasting relationships. Sounded interesting, but I've never tried it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 09, 2017 11:10 PM (vRcUp)

303 The Cavs did overcome a 3-1 deficit last year, and that was the first time that ever happened in the NBA finals.





Posted by: stace gets two scoops at June 09, 2017 11:09 PM (cJswI)
That's what I heard, then. Thanks for the info. This game right here, though, jeez, it's nuts. The 3s, jeez.

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:10 PM (EgOr3)

304 see ya

Posted by: Ralph at June 09, 2017 11:11 PM (Lat75)

305 I can work out in the acreage in Texas summer heat, tote and haul heavy bags of dog food and buckets of water and feel no more than sore. But when I go to the office at work, I have agonizing sciatica and chest pains. Any ideas?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2017 11:11 PM (jUnre)

306 Posted by: ibguy at June 09, 2017 11:09 PM (vUcdz)

I was under the impression that almost all "found X gross thing" cases were fraudulent. Not that it can't happen.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 09, 2017 11:12 PM (sEDyY)

307 My Daddy is rooting for the Cavs.

Hades truly hath frozen overeth.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 09, 2017 11:12 PM (smD62)

308 * and an ongoing one at that

Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2017 11:12 PM (Rsi2C)

309 mindful, yes, thats it, thanks!

jewells, will pray for peace in your house, it sounds as if its been in short supply there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2017 11:12 PM (EZebt)

310 I can work out in the acreage in Texas summer heat, tote and haul heavy bags of dog food and buckets of water and feel no more than sore. But when I go to the office at work, I have agonizing sciatica and chest pains. Any ideas?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2017 11:11 PM (jUnre)


Are you seated all day at the office?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 09, 2017 11:12 PM (Tnhbr)

311 But when I go to the office at work, I have agonizing sciatica and chest pains. Any ideas?



Get a stand up desk

Posted by: Ralph at June 09, 2017 11:12 PM (Lat75)

312 Wear tennis shoes

Posted by: Ralph at June 09, 2017 11:13 PM (Lat75)

313 Sick as a dog. Don't know what happened but suddenly right before 5 I started shivering and shaking with chills. On my drive home I didn't even roll down the window or turn on AC and it was probably 100+ in the car. Got home and have had a thick blanket over me. Have to piss like a racehorse every 30 minutes. I think maybe I ate something bad at lunch...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2017 11:13 PM (w+Jhj)

314 Okay, now that I managed to extricate myself from that sudden, awkward group hug (some of you are just a little bit too clingy - like, velcro!) I'm'a'gonna go watch some video and crash. Which is not the same as netflix and chill. I'm old.

God, you there? Smile on these people, please. Thanks.

z

Posted by: mindful webworker - do run run run duh do run run at June 09, 2017 11:14 PM (ECLlc)

315 The problem is that nobody remembers how a zipper works when they get behind the wheel.

Elastic waistband FTW!
Posted by: Dude jackin' it while driving through the San Joaquin Valley on I-5 at June 09, 2017 11:04 PM (IcT7t)

=======

This reminds me of a college story. Girlfriend and I were going from one college to another to visit friends. She tells me to wear someting for the trip which would make me "easily accessible".

After about a half hour and a pint of Rumpleminz down her hatch, she gets grabby and then really went to town with the head in lap thing. Scraped the entire right side of my car against a bridge wall. Still drove it until summer after graduation. Thank God for 4 door cars.

Posted by: GOULD at June 09, 2017 11:14 PM (I16G8)

316 This is just a battle of 3-pointers.

Lots of passing as well. Very enjoyable basketball.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 09, 2017 11:14 PM (GsAUU)

317 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2017 11:13 PM (w+Jhj)

Awwwww, babe . . . take some aspirin and drink tons of water so you don't dehydrate. Sounds like you just have to ride it out.

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:15 PM (EgOr3)

318 Good night all. We've got the second dog out before bed. Hopefully off to bed soon.

Hope Jim Sunk Dawn is feeling better.

Posted by: Farmer at June 09, 2017 11:15 PM (yJ1e6)

319 I can work out in the acreage in Texas summer heat, tote and haul heavy bags of dog food and buckets of water and feel no more than sore. But when I go to the office at work, I have agonizing sciatica and chest pains. Any ideas?
---

Seems to me that the simple answer is that subconsciously, you want to be outside doing a physical job.

When you're stuck indoors, workingat a desk, your body rebels.

Do you like your desk job? If yes, well, a stand up desk might be useful, as well as walking during your lunch hour.

If not... might time to explore other options.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 11:15 PM (aT+Bx)

320 313 Sick as a dog. Don't know what happened but suddenly right before 5 I started shivering and shaking with chills. On my drive home I didn't even roll down the window or turn on AC and it was probably 100+ in the car. Got home and have had a thick blanket over me. Have to piss like a racehorse every 30 minutes. I think maybe I ate something bad at lunch...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2017 11:13 PM (w+Jhj)


Ahhh--you've got a virus! Hope you're better by tomorrow!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 09, 2017 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

321 Robert.. are you vomiting or have the poops?? Not food poisoning, at least as I know it. Maybe an infection of some type. Dehydrated??

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 11:17 PM (CNHr1)

322 Jewells yikes.

The "system" is something else. Most of have no real contact with it, except for maybe a speeding ticket. You have too much contact with it, and you discover the power of the "system" is real and spectacular.

One reason I am not totally on the law and order side of things is that people are relatively powerless against the system. If you have more contact than usual, you have a greater chance of ending up in a no-win situation.

We had a family situation and we brushed up against the system, and I start sounding like a crazy person when I talk about it.

Prayers.

Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2017 11:17 PM (jHrzU)

323 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2017 11:11 PM (jUnre)

Are you really anxious at work because of social or other situations? That could cause chest tightness. Or being stooped or slumped for long times. Watch how you sit for the sciatica, and walk frequently if possible. Sitting in a twisted or uneven manner can start messing up the muscles and lead to joint or nerve problems.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 09, 2017 11:18 PM (sEDyY)

324 Are you seated all day at the office?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 09, 2017 11:12 PM (Tnhbr)


Yes, but a standing desk is out. My company throws around nickels like they were manhole covers and I've learned from bitter experience never ever to ask anyone for anything. Got a problem? Solve it yourself. No one will there to help and if they do they'll hold it against you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2017 11:18 PM (gEkg4)

325 Bob should have taken that to trial.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 10:31 PM (6FqZa)

If the facts are as stated, absolutely. If some cyber-stalker was sending Bob kiddie porn by e-mail, Bob was doing nothing wrong. Even if opening the e-mail was dumb, it wasn't criminal.

And how did the cops come to be involved in the first place? Was this a sting operation?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2017 11:18 PM (XUcIQ)

326 I have agonizing sciatica and chest pains. Any ideas?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2017 11:11 PM (jUnre)


What your office is engaged in is so soul-crushingly evil your body is attempting to disqualify itself?

Or maybe that is my problem.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2017 11:19 PM (mkDpn)

327 287 Yes - I've been email contact with Jim. Nothing new at the moment that I know of. I'm sure he'll tag up with the horde and let us know.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2017 11:05 PM (tr2D7)


He was in a world of discouragement the other night. A number of us offered prayers and I hope that helped.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 09, 2017 11:20 PM (TdMsT)

328 I can work out in the acreage in Texas summer heat, tote and haul heavy bags of dog food and buckets of water and feel no more than sore. But when I go to the office at work, I have agonizing sciatica and chest pains. Any ideas?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2017 11:11 PM (jUnre)

========

For the sciatica and associated symptoms, a simple thing like taking your wallet out of your back left pocket, where most men carry it, and transferring it to your front or just leaving it in your car can be a huge help. Good luck.

Posted by: GOULD at June 09, 2017 11:22 PM (I16G8)

329 Y5 you around?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 09, 2017 11:22 PM (Rsi2C)

330 What your office is engaged in is so soul-crushingly evil your body is attempting to disqualify itself?

Or maybe that is my problem.
Posted by: Kindltot

Get back to work!

Posted by: Debbie Wasserkopf Schultz at June 09, 2017 11:22 PM (7Hiyw)

331 And how did the cops come to be involved in the first place? Was this a sting operation?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2017 11:18 PM (XUcIQ)


My guess is that the stalker was arrested and they tracked down everyone that he sent porn to.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 09, 2017 11:23 PM (Tnhbr)

332
What your office is engaged in is so soul-crushingly evil your body is attempting to disqualify itself?

Or maybe that is my problem.
---

1. I think that's what I was trying to say.
2. LOL. I totally understand your second stement!

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 11:23 PM (aT+Bx)

333 I have agonizing sciatica and chest pains. Any ideas?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Try switching places with somebody, and observe if they have the same problem.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 09, 2017 11:24 PM (vRcUp)

334 "But when I go to the office at work, I have agonizing sciatica and chest pains"

CHEST pains? I've had sciatica a few times, and utterly loathe it, but any thoracic pain would have me looking for the best pro medical consult I could find. Absolute priority.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 09, 2017 11:24 PM (ujwCG)

335 Yeah, well, when you puke every morning before going to work, you can be pretty sure you won't live to spend your pension.


And I am out of those jobs now, thank you.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2017 11:24 PM (mkDpn)

336 Yes, but a standing desk is out. My company throws around nickels like they were manhole covers and I've learned from bitter experience never ever to ask anyone for anything. Got a problem? Solve it yourself. No one will there to help and if they do they'll hold it against you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2017 11:18 PM (gEkg4)


Hmm, get a time and every hour do a quick workout. Bodyweight squats, pushups, twists, planks.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 09, 2017 11:24 PM (Tnhbr)

337 Hey Horde, i'm at tonight's Blue Oyster Cult show. Rumor has it they're playing their first album in its entirety. Happy me.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 09, 2017 11:25 PM (gvrCT)

338 Alberta.. I think they were watching the other guy and who he was sending this shit to. Bob just got caught up.. Little fish along with the big fish. There is a lot I don't know I will be honest. I am going by what I know at this point.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 11:25 PM (CNHr1)

339 Hey Horde, i'm at tonight's Blue Oyster Cult show. Rumor has it they're playing their first album in its entirety. Happy me.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 09, 2017 11:25 PM (gvrCT)
Dammit! Enjoy!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:26 PM (EgOr3)

340 CHEST pains? I've had sciatica a few times, and utterly loathe it, but any thoracic pain would have me looking for the best pro medical consult I could find. Absolute priority.
---

The chest pain could be:

1. Heart diease indicators
2. Stress.

Please go see your doctor.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 11:26 PM (aT+Bx)

341 If the facts are as stated, absolutely. If some cyber-stalker was sending Bob kiddie porn by e-mail, Bob was doing nothing wrong. Even if opening the e-mail was dumb, it wasn't criminal.

And how did the cops come to be involved in the first place? Was this a sting operation?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June




how do you know what is in an email before you open the email?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 11:27 PM (cPsPa)

342 Late to the party. No matter. Does anything matter, really?

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 09, 2017 11:27 PM (0mRoj)

343 Please have patience with/ this:

50 yrs. ago, on the day before Mother's Day, three young men were killed within 5 minutes in Viet Nam. These young men were Navy Corpsmen with a Marine line company. I was the Sr. Corpsman in the company - their NCO.

Although not a day passes without me thinking of them, the past 50 Mother's Days have not been celebratory events for me. I never talked about it - with anyone. Therefore my Mom, my ex-wife, and my daughter never understood my lack of enthusiasm for the event. Only after our separation (and in response to her previously suppressed anger) did I tell my wife - she told my Mom and daughter.

Last month's Mother's Day hit me alongside the head - "Damn! It's been 50 fk'n years!" The next couple of days were not good.

I've never been to the 'wall' - never felt the slightest urge. In my doldrums I hit the internet late one night and discovered that the 'Moving Wall' would be 3 hrs. from my home for a week this month. Today I made the drive.

I don't know what I expected; an emotional release, a catharsis of grief and/or guilt letting go, a moment of remembrance and honor for the fallen,. or something - anything - else. Nothing.

I feel no better and no worse for the 7 hour journey. I may have been hoping this would be a sort of pilgrimage, an expiation, an answer (but to what question?), or simply an opportunity to loosen the tension. The only tension loosened was that developed in anticipation of the drive.

Those young men are no less dead than the day I loaded their bodies on a helicopter. I owe them no more - or less - honor or respect today than I did that day. They were killed doing their jobs - treating wounded Marines. That I survived was due to my position behind a tree line when all hell broke loose - they were exposed. FIFTY FK'N YRS. AGO!. 'The Wall' didn't change a damn thing - and THAT bothers me nearly as much as the 50 yr. old images I see each night at bedtime.

So why am I posting this? I had hoped just writing it would be all I needed. Wrong. I still will not talk about this or other events of that year in any kind of face-to-face discussion. I think I need to 'vent' to the world at large and have chosen you guys for my forum and podium. I'm not looking for advice, solace, comforting words, or 'thanks for your service'. Just the space to post this.

Thanks for listening ...

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at June 09, 2017 11:27 PM (IiOSo)

344 Y5 you around?
Posted by: L, Elle at June




L,Elle, yep.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 11:28 PM (cPsPa)

345 Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 11:00 PM (CNHr1)

I'm glad you had this place to unload in for a bit!

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at June 09, 2017 11:28 PM (gwPgz)

346 "Robert.. are you vomiting or have the poops?? Not food poisoning, at least as I know it. Maybe an infection of some type. Dehydrated??
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 "

I did have to take a dump about 5 times this morning, but not since. I'm drinking water but not a lot. Ate some chicken soup. (My wife is a traditionalist)

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2017 11:28 PM (w+Jhj)

347 251 My favorite is when I'm trying to gal-splain something to him and he is nodding and saying yeah at appropriate times and then I realize he's just waiting for me to stop talking so he can get the Doritos.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 09, 2017 10:42 PM (lwiT4)

ROTFL
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2017 10:56 PM (EZebt)

Confession here: I'm pretty good at making eye contact with my wife when she's telling me a story but sometimes I drift away during the middle of the story. Yep, 'tis true.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 09, 2017 11:28 PM (nBr1j)

348 Hadrian, had a co-worker with a similar problem.



Do you put your wallet in your back pocket?



Take it out.

Posted by: Steck at June 09, 2017 11:28 PM (LlRQB)

349 Unrelated to anything:

You guys know the Zac Brown Band?

Do you know what they look like?

If you're a guy who is interested in "women" it's not a good look. Just saying.

/the duck dynasty school of grooming is not always appealing to the women of the species

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 11:28 PM (aT+Bx)

350 Sciatica is bad stuff. One thigh would alternately either burn, itch, or go numb, just the muscle. "Pinched nerve" was what I figgered.

Get thee to a competent chiropracter. It works wonders.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 09, 2017 11:28 PM (sLvAU)

351 >>>Hey Horde, i'm at tonight's Blue Oyster Cult show. Rumor has it they're playing their first album in its entirety. Happy me.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 09, 2017 11:25 PM (gvrCT)<<<

Is there enough cowbell?

Posted by: The Bruce Dickinson at June 09, 2017 11:28 PM (clV7O)

352 Y5.. you don't. He knew the guy had been sending him stuff but he didn't know what it was. As I said, one night he was drunk, finally opened one up and there it was. That's all it takes apparently. Open it.. Boom.. you just looked a child porn and your life is over. Dude.. I don't know.. only going on what I know.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 11:29 PM (CNHr1)

353 Sick as a dog. Don't know what happened but suddenly right before 5 I started shivering and shaking with chills. On my drive home I didn't even roll down the window or turn on AC and it was probably 100+ in the car. Got home and have had a thick blanket over me. Have to piss like a racehorse every 30 minutes. I think maybe I ate something bad at lunch...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
-----------------

Dude, go to bed. Water, water, water.
Hold it...you didn't drive by Pritchard Park, did you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2017 11:29 PM (OdK9v)

354 Thanks for listening ...

Anytime.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2017 11:29 PM (IcT7t)

355 Thanks for listening ...





Posted by: Lurking Cynic at June 09, 2017 11:27 PM (IiOSo)
Always.

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:30 PM (EgOr3)

356 It's like H. P. Lovecraft's 'the Colour Out Of Space' or 'the Shunned House'. Sometimes extradimensional alien infestations can create a zone of debilitation/deterioration in a certain physical space. If you avoid the field, you will cease to suffer the ill effects.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 09, 2017 11:31 PM (vRcUp)

357 On Thursday, the first ever liquified natural gas shipment from the United States arrived in Poland, a landmark of sorts in Europe's continuing drive to diversify the sources of its energy imports. The gas came from an export terminal in Louisiana ...
...
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You'll never know dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away...

Posted by: gNewt at June 09, 2017 11:31 PM (/h17O)

358 Robert... keep hydrated. Gatorade, water, whatever. Hope you feel better.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 11:31 PM (CNHr1)

359 Those young men are no less dead than the day I loaded their bodies on a
helicopter. I owe them no more - or less - honor or respect today than I
did that day. They were killed doing their jobs - treating wounded
Marines. That I survived was due to my position behind a tree line when
all hell broke loose - they were exposed. FIFTY FK'N YRS. AGO!. 'The
Wall' didn't change a damn thing - and THAT bothers me nearly as much as
the 50 yr. old images I see each night at bedtime.



So why am I posting this? I had hoped just writing it would be all I
needed. Wrong. I still will not talk about this or other events of that
year in any kind of face-to-face discussion. I think I need to 'vent'
to the world at large and have chosen you guys for my forum and podium.
I'm not looking for advice, solace, comforting words, or 'thanks for
your service'. Just the space to post this.



Thanks for listening ...

---

{{{hugs}}} Lurking Cynic.

I'm so sorry you've had to live with this for such a long time.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2017 11:31 PM (aT+Bx)

360 you don't. He knew the guy had been sending him stuff but he didn't know what it was. As I said, one night he was drunk, finally opened one up and there it was. That's all it takes apparently. Open it.. Boom.. you just looked a child porn and your life is over. Dude.. I don't know.. only going on what I know.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June



Well, you sure he is telling you everything because that means that anyone that opens an email is at risk of getting 5 to 20 in the slammer for a first time offense. that seems really unlikely, he should get another lawyer to sue his public defender.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 11:32 PM (cPsPa)

361 Thanks again everyone.. I am off to bed. I have to go tell my brother tomorrow so that will be fun. Life goes on though, right? No matter what, the sun still comes up every morning.

Stay safe my friends and thanks for always being here for me.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 11:33 PM (CNHr1)

362 Evening, Horde.

Just home from a late day's work. Functioning, but not "fun"ctioning.

Time for aspirin and bourbon.

Cheers!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


*goes to scan the ONT*

Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2017 11:33 PM (v5iqM)

363
Thanks for listening ...

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at June 09, 2017 11:27 PM (IiOSo)


God Almighty, LC. That is a tremendous weight to have carried for fifty years. It seems to me it is always best to share a burden. It's too much for one person to carry alone.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 09, 2017 11:33 PM (TdMsT)

364 Alberta.. I think they were watching the other guy and who he was sending this shit to. Bob just got caught up.. Little fish along with the big fish. There is a lot I don't know I will be honest. I am going by what I know at this point.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 11:25 PM (CNHr1)

I wonder if Bob was being totally honest with you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2017 11:33 PM (XUcIQ)

365 Posted by: Lurking Cynic

I hear ya. None of those things that are supposed to "change everything" have ever changed a damn thing for me. I always thought it was just me.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 09, 2017 11:34 PM (7Hiyw)

366 he is making a calculated gamble. if he leaves his wallet in he has back pain but if he takes his wallet out he might have to pay for something.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 11:35 PM (cPsPa)

367 goes to scan the ONT*
Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2017 11:33 PM (v5iqM)


Some concern was expressed for you a few comments up. I hope you are feeling better.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 09, 2017 11:35 PM (TdMsT)

368 Hey Horde, i'm at tonight's Blue Oyster Cult show. Rumor has it they're playing their first album in its entirety. Happy me.

Posted by: SFGoth


Our ace had Buck Dharma on as a guest on his podcast a few years back. I wonder if they kept in touch.

The way things have been going, I wouldn't blame Mr. Dharma for keeping a low profile as regards his conservatism.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 09, 2017 11:35 PM (vRcUp)

369 okay.. one more post. Alberta and Y5 you do bring up points I have thought about. As I said, I am going by what I know. But I also know this kid and this is NOT him. Now.. I'm gone. Night all...

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 09, 2017 11:35 PM (CNHr1)

370 Hi Y5!

What's shakin' on the ONT this fine Friday evening?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 09, 2017 11:36 PM (tHwdc)

371 Posted by: Lurking Cynic at June 09, 2017 11:27 PM (IiOSo)

Your words were not typed in vain because they were heard/seen here at this monitor, for whatever that is worth to you!

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at June 09, 2017 11:37 PM (gwPgz)

372 I guess I have some reading to do...prayers, Jewell!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 09, 2017 11:37 PM (tHwdc)

373 Hi Y5!

What's shakin' on the ONT this fine Friday evening?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June




nothing. just lots of tempting low hanging fruit. like a harp seal made of bacon and crack.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 11:37 PM (cPsPa)

374 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at June 09, 2017 11:38 PM (RM7KR)

375 Mmmm, bacon and crack?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 09, 2017 11:38 PM (tHwdc)

376 night DeplorableJewells45

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 11:38 PM (cPsPa)

377 he is making a calculated gamble. if he leaves his wallet in he has back pain but if he takes his wallet out he might have to pay for something.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 11:35 PM (cPsPa)

=======

My post was serious advice as one who has been there and done that.

Posted by: GOULD at June 09, 2017 11:38 PM (I16G8)

378 mmmmmm . . . bacon . . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:38 PM (EgOr3)

379 Mmmm, bacon and crack?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June


no, no, crack cocaine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 11:38 PM (cPsPa)

380 Please don't take my sunshine away...

Posted by: gNewt


Please don't take my moonshine away. *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 09, 2017 11:39 PM (vRcUp)

381 This is for Cynical Lurker.

Yeah, Memorial Day is nearly a week gone by. But, still:

http://tinyurl.com/oypwvxh


Thank you for the heads-up, Lady Libertarian. I'll scan and see what foul (but likely true?) rumors have been spread about me in my absence.

BRB


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2017 11:39 PM (v5iqM)

382
My post was serious advice as one who has been there and done that.
Posted by: GOULD at June




that is fine. do not doubt you. my comment does not make yours less valuable. besides seinfeld made an episode covering your advice and my comment years ago.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 11:40 PM (cPsPa)

383
Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2017 11:39 PM (v5iqM)






















dood . . . I know it still sucks but not as much. We take what we can get these days. xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:41 PM (EgOr3)

384
Heh. I must confess my eyes can really glaze over and I just zone out when the womyns get to doing that talking. Sometimes, I couldn't follow it if you paid me. And a lot of money.

"Welll, I was at work, just sitting there, and then Mrs. Thang comes in. She says, blah, blah, blah. And then I say, blah, blah. And she goes, "Blah!". Well, I never. So I said, "blah, blah, blah!" and she just says "Blah!" again. Well! ................"

At that point, my mind has just wandered off miles away.

When they get together, they can go on with that stuff and understand exactly what they're saying. But I don't have a clue.

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 09, 2017 11:41 PM (8O3HH)

385 Take it out.

Posted by: Steck at June 09, 2017 11:28 PM (LlRQB)

Per my internist, I moved my wallet to the left front pocket, which seemed really uncomfortable and stupid at first, now it is as natural as can be and has helped with leg and hip pain immensely!

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at June 09, 2017 11:42 PM (gwPgz)

386 friend of a friend, one of my favorite types of friends, went to to doc because of back pain. turns out one of his legs was either slightly longer or slightly shorter than the other. doctor gave him an insert to put in his shoe to even them out.

he went back a while later saying his back pain was even worse. doc pointed out he had put the insert in the wrong shoe.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 11:43 PM (cPsPa)

387 Covfefe!

Posted by: Covfefe! at June 09, 2017 11:44 PM (Tyii7)

388 he went back a while later saying his back pain was even worse. doc pointed out he had put the insert in the wrong shoe.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 11:43 PM (cPsPa)
You get over here and sit by me, you. lmfao

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:44 PM (EgOr3)

389 Per my internist, I moved my wallet to the left front pocket, which seemed really uncomfortable and stupid at first, now it is as natural as can be and has helped with leg and hip pain immensely!
Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at June




how much stuff do you have in your wallet? is it the full costanza or less?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 11:45 PM (cPsPa)

390 Lurking Cynic

50 years of remembrance. Seven hour trip to see their names in stone.

That's a stronger tribute than many people can hope for.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 09, 2017 11:45 PM (LWu6U)

391 DeplorableJewells45

I have prayers ascending for you. My heart goes out to you.

I have relevant experience from a family friend that may be of assistance. Our family friend was targeted because he worked for an actual conservative Congressman.

He was stupid, and did a stupid thing, somewhat analogous to your son's friend. I went to his sentencing hearing, wrote to the judge, supported him with letters in prison, and have remained a friend since he got out.

1) Sentencing is on a matrix. For one image on a computer, without a previous record, a long jail term is unlikely.

2) Showing contrition and showing that the image was not saved, or displayed for a millisecond, should be useful.

3) The Feds pervert Justice with this. Absolutely. It's part of the swamp. Kill-files are your friend here.

4) People not used to the criminal justice system can still survive it. Even if they are a tad delicate. It is not a death sentence.

5) Play it straight and survive. There is a lot of post jail counseling and mandatory lectures & monitoring. It is a travesty of justice, but it is also a game to be played to win.

6) With good reports and time, expungement of the record is possible.

7) If you need to reach out I can listen. You know how to get ahold of me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2017 11:45 PM (u82oZ)

392 AOP, a friend of mine has a couple of Crosley bodies. Any use for them?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 09, 2017 11:45 PM (H5rtT)

393 Hi Mike. Tried sleeping but cant. Also cant hold back from wizzing. Hurts too much. No, aint been by PP.

I'm gonna close my eyes and try again.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2017 11:45 PM (w+Jhj)

394 I think I need to 'vent'
to the world at large and have chosen you guys for my forum and podium.


We are beyond honored.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 09, 2017 11:45 PM (Y9+RI)

395 Getting another wallet and putting that in your other back pocket should work just as well as removing the one wallet. Balance is the key.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 09, 2017 11:46 PM (vRcUp)

396 For the record. I've not ass-pocketed a wallet since oh, 1994 or thereabouts.

Don't even have a wallet, now. Just money clip with minimal cards and some cash. Left front pocket, with keys and Gerber knife.

Right front pocket always looks like I wet my pants though. Damn gun. Damn canoe.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2017 11:46 PM (v5iqM)

397 360 you don't. He knew the guy had been sending him stuff but he didn't know what it was. As I said, one night he was drunk, finally opened one up and there it was. That's all it takes apparently. Open it.. Boom.. you just looked a child porn and your life is over. Dude.. I don't know.. only going on what I know.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June

Well, you sure he is telling you everything because that means that anyone that opens an email is at risk of getting 5 to 20 in the slammer for a first time offense. that seems really unlikely, he should get another lawyer to sue his public defender.

I think there's much more to this than you've been told, Jewells. There is no way that opening a single email would lead to prison time. Only Bob knows what really happened.

Posted by: Toni at June 09, 2017 11:46 PM (IOntn)

398 The costanza wallet



https://tinyurl.com/ndr9juy

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 11:47 PM (cPsPa)

399 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2017 11:45 PM (w+Jhj)

Go to the ER; you have an infection of some kind,.

Go NOW.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 09, 2017 11:47 PM (Y9+RI)

400 Jewel,

How terrible, everyone is in my prayers.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 09, 2017 11:47 PM (mcqKT)

401 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2017 11:45 PM (u82oZ)

That is awesome, NaCly. I think Jewells just bailed. If you have her contact info, you might want to send it to her directly. I know if it were me, I'd really appreciate that.

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:47 PM (EgOr3)

402 So what's this I hear about replicas of the Gates of Baal being erected all over the world? wtf?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 09, 2017 11:48 PM (tHwdc)

403 Jewells, I don't know what to say, either, accept I hope you can all find some peace at some point.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 09, 2017 11:48 PM (Y9+RI)

404
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2017 11:45 PM (w+Jhj)



Go to the ER; you have an infection of some kind,.



Go NOW.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 09, 2017 11:47 PM (Y9+RI)
I second that motion. Pissing like that is NOT normal and it's definitely not something you ate. You're not alone, though, right?

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:49 PM (EgOr3)

405 Jewells went to bed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 11:50 PM (cPsPa)

406 402. Somebody's been listening to Clyde Lewis....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 09, 2017 11:50 PM (TwwWO)

407 So what's this I hear about replicas of the Gates of Baal being erected all over the world? wtf?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

How do people all over the world know what Hillary's vagina looks like?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 09, 2017 11:50 PM (7Hiyw)

408 how much stuff do you have in your wallet? is it the full costanza or less?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 09, 2017 11:45 PM (cPsPa)[/]
Too many credit cards and too many sets of ID, at least there's no cash in there so that helps!

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at June 09, 2017 11:51 PM (gwPgz)

409 Ba'al didn't help the Carthaginians.

Granted, being cheap about paying their mercenaries helped less.

And bringing them back in penny packets, unpaid, to have them join up in a giant encampment, unpaid, outside of Carthage where the assembly was sitting on all the money, hoping the mercenaries would get hungry and poor and go away was probably helped even less.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2017 11:52 PM (mkDpn)

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at June 09, 2017 11:52 PM (gwPgz)

411 Hi Mike. Tried sleeping but cant. Also cant hold back from wizzing. Hurts too much. No, aint been by PP.

I'm gonna close my eyes and try again.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
-------------

Yeah...ER. Just do it. It ain't that far away.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2017 11:53 PM (OdK9v)

412 Hrothgar, did your wallet explode?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2017 11:53 PM (mkDpn)

413 Apparently these erections are being funded by Harvard, Oxford and - get this - Dubai's Museum of Future.

Infant sacrifice. Charming. Well, we're already there.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 09, 2017 11:54 PM (tHwdc)

414 >>>I second that motion. Pissing like that is NOT
normal and it's definitely not something you ate. You're not alone,
though, right?


Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:49 PM (EgOr3)<<<


Sounds pretty normal to me.

**hic**
**goes back to the bottle**

Posted by: Hillary, who will never be President at June 09, 2017 11:54 PM (clV7O)

415 Posted by: Lurking Cynic at June 09, 2017 11:27 PM (IiOSo)

Vent away my friend.

We in the grey boxes are here for you.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 09, 2017 11:55 PM (mcqKT)

416 Yeah...ER. Just do it. It ain't that far away.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2017 11:53 PM (OdK9v)

Sometimes the ER is your friend!

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at June 09, 2017 11:55 PM (gwPgz)

417 We in the gray boxes are here for you too.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 09, 2017 11:56 PM (tHwdc)

418 @Asheville Robert ... I'll third or fourth the ER rec; the internets suggest several unhappy things http://preview.tinyurl.com/ychv6q3x and it sounds like when my dad had UTI issues ... he did end up in the hospital more than once. Take care of yourself.

Posted by: Helena Handasket at June 09, 2017 11:57 PM (0ReGO)

419 Hrothgar, did your wallet explode?


Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2017 11:53 PM (mkDpn)

Not yet!

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at June 09, 2017 11:57 PM (gwPgz)

420 >>>Apparently these erections are being funded by Harvard, Oxford and - get this - Dubai's Museum of Future.<<<





heh heh... she said erections... heh heh.

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at June 09, 2017 11:57 PM (clV7O)

421 Here is why you don't eat fast food. In town today, suffering hunger pangs that would not let me deal, I decided, unfortunately, to get a chicken burrito at Taco Bell. Then went tanning so I could have a little nap before grocery shopping. But instead of a nap, I got fast heartbeat and nausea.OMG, never, ever again. What is in that shit that makes you feel so bad?

Posted by: kalneva at June 09, 2017 11:57 PM (vhW1R)

422 Huh. Y'all think he got something wrong with his kidneys?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 09, 2017 11:58 PM (6FqZa)

423 I change my email every 6 months to a year for the last decade for terrifying reasons as stated above. A 8 year old can write up a virus or Trojan horse or whatever to mass email people. Its too easy to get fucked.

I don't open anything unless I know who sent it. And I keep an updated list of who has my email addy.

That sucks about Bob, but I don't understand why he did not go to trial. When accused of something like that or abusing kids, you always go to trial and take all the fucked up exams and invasive tests to prove that you did not do it.

Sounds like Bob had a shitty lawyer who was more interested with representing himself than his client.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at June 09, 2017 11:58 PM (McXzs)

424
A quick driveby to say hello and goodnight.

Also to remind that with all the woes we may endure this is an exceptional country, and ALL
of you are extraordinary, simply by virtue of being Americans.

That said, you hold the head HIGH because of who you are and where you live.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 09, 2017 11:58 PM (S/hVx)

425 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 09, 2017 11:47 PM (Y9+RI)
I second that motion. Pissing like that is NOT normal and it's definitely not something you ate. You're not alone, though, right?
Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:49 PM (EgOr3)

I say ER. It sounds like an infection.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 09, 2017 11:58 PM (mcqKT)

426 ok. so a little backstory on how i got here: i just looked over the movie thread (below) that recalled the film gladiator and noted an actress connie nielsen in it being "ravishing". well, i didn't see "gladiator" nor had i heard of connie nielsen, so i googled her and came up with a photo library (eh) and a link to a ny post article that shows her signing an autograph at some premier when a gust blew up her dress and exposed her bum. no panties. her ass, pantiless. naked...and...

she does not have a great butt.

and that's how i got here!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 09, 2017 11:58 PM (WTSFk)

427 Brighter, Blanco, Peaches, Shibumi, LadyL., Prince Of., Jim, Gentlemen, and et al -. Thanks for your comments - night all.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at June 09, 2017 11:58 PM (IiOSo)

428 Posted by: irongrampa at June 09, 2017 11:58 PM (S/hVx)

Goodnight irongrampa.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 09, 2017 11:58 PM (mcqKT)

429 427

Y'all come back, now, y'hear?

Posted by: Peaches at June 10, 2017 12:00 AM (EgOr3)

430 Okay. I've read the Jewells Files.

Prayers for ya, ma'am.

Here's how Customs is in the mix.

* EVERY pron site is hosted on offshore servers. No exceptions.

* ICE knows the exact ISP details of every one of those pron servers and routers. No exceptions.

* ICE/NSA has "filters" camped out on Every. Single. Fiber. Optic. Cable. Landing. On. U.S. Shores. No exceptions.

* ICE/NSA filters "see" (without human interaction at this point), every signal going TO or FROM those offshore pron servers.

* The "download" from those offshore servers, is a Customs Violation, of Contraband. Instantly, ICE has the overweening jurisdiction, and can obtain warrants which no other agency can, in those circumstances.

* When a "ping" to a kiddie pron site hits their meter, it sets up a "flagged" domestic ISP, (still w/o human intervention), which begins to watch EVERY THING the domestic ISP does.

* IF a PATTERN of the domestic ISP "signaling" (either "to" or "from" the offshore kiddie pron server), develops, the non-human filter, then sends and "ALERT" to it's human minders, who then begin to monitor the domestic ISP, With Purpose.

* By Time the ICE and local cops raid the owner of the Domestic ISP "of interest", they will have developed a damning inventory of actual electronic "requests" for the convicting files.

* Which is magnified 10x, if the Domestic ISP is also found to be SENDING such files, to his fellow perverts in the U.S. or anywhere else on the planet.

* SADLY THIS. A perv will OFTEN try to "bait" known associates into "opening the files of the damned", in order to cut a plea deal, by way of the ICE officers getting to "cast a wider net" and make more arrests.

* Which seems to be what burned Jewell's friend. Someone set him up as a goat, and succeeded.


Finally? How do I know all this? I had a neighbor who gave off enough hints of his kiddy-diddling ways, that I got involved w/ the process of the authorities putting him away for a very, very long time.

Which, they did.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2017 12:01 AM (v5iqM)

431 "425 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 09, 2017 11:47 PM (Y9+RI)
I second that motion. Pissing like that is NOT normal and it's definitely not something you ate. You're not alone, though, right?
Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2017 11:49 PM (EgOr3)

I say ER. It sounds like an infection."

Sounds like a urinary tract infection maybe and those don't get better without antibiotics.

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2017 12:02 AM (jm1YL)

432

Robert: those are symptoms of a UTI (urinary tract infection). Have you checked your temp? Chills and all that sound like a fever.

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 10, 2017 12:02 AM (8O3HH)

433 Y'all come back, now, y'hear?

That good ol' fashioned Southern (California) hospitality.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2017 12:03 AM (IcT7t)

434 Hi Mike. Tried sleeping but cant. Also cant hold back from wizzing. Hurts too much. No, aint been by PP.

I'm gonna close my eyes and try again.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2017 11:45 PM (w+Jhj)

=====

Robert, please go to an ER pronto. I had a disease known as Rabdomyolysys, back in December. If I had waited a day longer it would have killed me. Very similar symptoms.

Go. Now.

Posted by: GOULD at June 10, 2017 12:03 AM (I16G8)

435 What is in that shit that makes you feel so bad?

Posted by: kalneva at June 09, 2017 11:57 PM

It's Taco Bell, fer crissakes! You reaalllly don't want to know what is in it... Amirite?

/s

Sorry you're feeling bad. Hope you don't need ER to get over it.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at June 10, 2017 12:03 AM (5muuD)

436 AOP, a friend of mine has a couple of Crosley bodies. Any use for them?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 09, 2017 11:45 PM (H5rtT)

Not really. I have an offer on the table to buy mine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2017 12:04 AM (XUcIQ)

437 Just saw a tv ad for an ABC special coming soon called Watergate - Truth & Lies.

Those little peckerheads wouldn't be trying to sugest some sort of association of PDT with scandal, impeachment, resignation of the Presidency, etc. would they?

Nah.

Posted by: RM at June 10, 2017 12:04 AM (41qix)

438 The family in Mosul, are those the same dumbasses who decided to go on vacation in Iraq during the occupation?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 10, 2017 12:05 AM (4ErVI)

439 Atrial fibrillation can cause a lot of pissing.

Posted by: gNewt at June 10, 2017 12:07 AM (/h17O)

440 Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 10, 2017 12:02 AM (8O3HH)


Exactly what happened to my neighbor. I came home to find an ambulance parked next door, and his wife told ne her husband had come gown with a fever, but could not stop uncontrollable shaking because he was having chills. ER trip fixed him up rapicly so he could get to regular doc the next. Don't mess around with a potential UTI!

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at June 10, 2017 12:07 AM (gwPgz)

441 438 The family in Mosul, are those the same dumbasses who decided to go on vacation in Iraq during the occupation?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 10, 2017 12:05 AM (4ErVI)

I hear it's lovely this time of year.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 12:07 AM (mcqKT)

442 Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2017 12:01 AM (v5iqM)

Fascinating. I had no idea of most of that.

Posted by: Peaches at June 10, 2017 12:08 AM (EgOr3)

443 Aspirin is to take with fibrillation also the emergency ward or/and pissing fever too. It's the ER.

Posted by: gNewt at June 10, 2017 12:08 AM (/h17O)

444 >>>ok. so a little backstory on how i got here: i just looked over the movie thread (below) that recalled the film gladiator
and noted an actress connie nielsen in it being "ravishing". well, i
didn't see "gladiator" nor had i heard of connie nielsen, so i googled
her and came up with a photo library (eh) and a link to a ny post
article that shows her signing an autograph at some premier when a gust
blew up her dress and exposed her bum. no panties. her ass, pantiless.
naked...and...

she does not have a great butt.

and that's how i got here!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 09, 2017 11:58 PM (WTSFk)<<<




Hotter -- Lucilla from Gladiator, or Queen Gorgo from 300? And... discus.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at June 10, 2017 12:09 AM (clV7O)

445 I hear it's lovely this time of year.
Posted by: CaliGirl
--------

The call to prayer is the most beautiful sound in the world.

Posted by: Barky at June 10, 2017 12:09 AM (ZO497)

446 442 Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2017 12:01 AM (v5iqM)

Fascinating. I had no idea of most of that.
Posted by: Peaches at June 10, 2017 12:08 AM (EgOr3)

Neither did I. It makes me want to be very careful about who I give my e-mail address to.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 12:10 AM (mcqKT)

447 Good night to all
Regards
Hrothgar

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at June 10, 2017 12:10 AM (gwPgz)

448 Fascinating. I had no idea of most of that.
Posted by: Peaches
----------

Which is a good thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2017 12:10 AM (ZO497)

449 Neither did I. It makes me want to be very careful about who I give my e-mail address to.





Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 12:10 AM (mcqKT)

I treat it like my p

Posted by: Peaches at June 10, 2017 12:11 AM (EgOr3)

450 Oops . . . a thousand pardons.

Posted by: Peaches at June 10, 2017 12:11 AM (EgOr3)

451 We're all "Web MDs" here but it sounds like you're very sick and probably need to see a doc ASAP. It could be nothing but you won't know unless you get seen and have some tests.

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2017 12:11 AM (jm1YL)

452 I suspect the problem with Taco Bell and Chipotle is that the signs "Employees must wash hands before returning to work" are written in English.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 10, 2017 12:12 AM (vRcUp)

453 I do not open emailed ANY link, unless

1. It is from someone that I know

2. They describe the nature of the link specifically

3. It *looks* legitimate

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2017 12:13 AM (ZO497)

454 Where's Conservative Crank when you need him? Isn't he an ER physician.

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2017 12:13 AM (jm1YL)

455 If there's someone with you, you know, to call 911 in case you are unable you may want to wait it out.
If there's no one there with you it's time to go.

Posted by: gNewt at June 10, 2017 12:14 AM (/h17O)

456 Where's Conservative Crank when you need him? Isn't he an ER physician.
Posted by: Tuna
----------

Been wondering about him lately. Haven't seen him in quite a while.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2017 12:15 AM (ZO497)

457 Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2017 12:01 AM (v5iqM)



Fascinating. I had no idea of most of that.

Posted by: Peaches at June 10, 2017 12:08 AM (EgOr3)



Neither did I. It makes me want to be very careful about who I give my e-mail address to.


That's why the mail address I expose here is a remailer that goes to another account. That account is looked at, but never downloaded from. I never open attachments sent to that account unless I already know the sender.

If I decide you're trustworthy enough to respond to, it will come from another address not linked to the other two.

And I'm not even paranoid yet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2017 12:15 AM (IcT7t)

458 444: "hotter -- lucilla from gladiator..."

lucilla is played by connie nielsen. you meant that connie nielsen? oh yeah, she's great. love her.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 10, 2017 12:15 AM (WTSFk)

459
453 I do not open emailed ANY link, unless

1. It is from someone that I know

2. They describe the nature of the link specifically

3. It *looks* legitimate

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2017 12:13 AM (ZO497)

I don't either, but what if someone that you think is your friend sets you up? I don't want to click on anything now.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 12:15 AM (mcqKT)

460 I don't either, but what if someone that you think is your friend sets you up? I don't want to click on anything now.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June




you do not get 5 to 20 for clicking on one link once in an email.



by the way, google fat apron.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:17 AM (cPsPa)

461 I do not open emailed ANY link, unless

1. It is from someone that I know

2. They describe the nature of the link specifically

3. It *looks* legitimate

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2017 12:13 AM (ZO497)

^^^this^^^

I don't think "Bob" just happened to open an e-mail with some kiddie porn .jpegs as attachments. Because how would the authorities come to know the attachments had been viewed? There was probably a link to a Web site that was being monitored, and he followed the link, and got snared.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2017 12:17 AM (XUcIQ)

462 First? Yeah, I was off enjoying all the riddles.

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2017 12:17 AM (29QcC)

463 Finally? How do I know all this? I had a neighbor who gave off enough hints of his kiddy-diddling ways, that I got involved w/ the process of the authorities putting him away for a very, very long time.

Which, they did.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2017 12:01 AM (v5iqM)

There are a few major volunteer groups that will target people of interest if I'm not mistaken?

Also a vindictive ex, family member, or vindictive asshole can begin a whisper campaign and start reporting you to these groups and have others do it too if I'm recalling correctly?

Yes they target mostly bad people that are repeat offenders, but regular introverts get caught up as well unfortunately. And while they don't get arrested, they can get fucked with for a long time.

Your info was very informative btw. I don't visit those sites for that very reason and also because I learned those seemingly innocent vanilla porn sites are owned by huge conglomerates which usually own and produce the illegal shit as well.



Posted by: Who Was Phone? at June 10, 2017 12:18 AM (McXzs)

464 I've had the same primary email addy since 1997.

By always reporting the "junk mail" and "scams", the Boolean Filters have become VERY HIGHLY EDUCATED as to what are the Good Emails, vs. the BAD.

Don't change your ADDRESS often, if at all. Change your PASSWORD, with regularity, and learn how to make and use complicated, non-intuitive passwords that WORK.

For example. Pick up your TV remote. See the U.S. Patent Number? The UL approval number?

Bitch hard as hell to crack if you use those as passwords. But you don't have to write 'em down, and they're always at hand.

Just, every three months or so, find a new appliance to refer to as to it's numbers.

"Opening" questionable emails is a whole 'nuther thing. JUST DON'T, is the best advice, there.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2017 12:18 AM (v5iqM)

465 Hello, Horde.

Busy night on the ONT.

Tonight's concert was with Jennifer Holliday. Damn fine voice, even though she is no longer young.

Posted by: Piercello, on the road at June 10, 2017 12:18 AM (WbaUv)

466 I'm going to bed early tonight, Horde, but thank you for the enlightenments.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 10, 2017 12:19 AM (tHwdc)

467 night Miley!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:19 AM (cPsPa)

468 by the way, google fat apron.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:17 AM (cPsPa)

I'm still not going to search that, we are fresh out of brain bleach here.

Pro tip, I learned not to search the terms I was unfamiliar with the hard way.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 12:20 AM (mcqKT)

469 Goodnight Miley.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 12:21 AM (mcqKT)

470 For example. Pick up your TV remote. See the U.S. Patent Number? The UL approval number?


Dang, that is genius.

Posted by: Peaches at June 10, 2017 12:21 AM (EgOr3)

471 401 Peaches

I sent her a message saying what the ONT comment number was, and a little more reassurance.

She is a wonderful woman. She made a fantastic bespoke gift for my wife that I will present at our next anniversary.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 10, 2017 12:22 AM (u82oZ)

472 I'm still not going to search that, we are fresh out of brain bleach here.

Pro tip, I learned not to search the terms I was unfamiliar with the hard way.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June




fair enough. no way I am ever going to google it either.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:22 AM (cPsPa)

473 Okay, once more.

Y5, you here?

This time, I'll stick around and wait for a reply or not

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 12:23 AM (Rsi2C)

474 She is a wonderful woman. She made a fantastic bespoke gift for my wife that I will present at our next anniversary.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June


she does audio books?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:23 AM (cPsPa)

475
I change my e-mail server password every so often now regularly, and use a random nonsense password generator to do so.

A couple years back, I got a notice from the ISP (Charter) that there was burst of spam coming from my email account. What happens is the password gets compromised, and someone then uses the SMTP server to send a bunch of crap.

The account is hijacked. How they gain access, I don't know. I thought their SMTP (outgoing mail) servers only took connections from their own IP addresses. Maybe that is spoofed or compromised somehow.

Anyway, after that, changing the e-mail password regularly became a thing I had to start doing.

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 10, 2017 12:23 AM (8O3HH)

476 Y5, you here?

This time, I'll stick around and wait for a reply or not
Posted by: L, Elle at June




yep

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:23 AM (cPsPa)

477 L'Elle, lol, he's got you surrounded!

Posted by: Peaches at June 10, 2017 12:24 AM (EgOr3)

478 407 So what's this I hear about replicas of the Gates of Baal being erected all over the world? wtf?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

How do people all over the world know what Hillary's vagina looks like?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 09, 2017 11:50 PM (7Hiyw)

I almost fell asleep...then I started laughing and now I'm afraid of nightmares. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'now with more ADHD' at June 10, 2017 12:26 AM (E8apb)

479
*reaches for the remote*
Where the hell is the remote?
Okay...what I got is 1-800-SAMSUNG

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2017 12:27 AM (ZO497)

480
you do not get 5 to 20 for clicking on one link once in an email.

(redacted)

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:17 AM (cPsPa)




This is correct. Or, every Granny that clicked on the wrong email from her new and first ever iPad, would be doing a hard 5-20 at Club Fed.

They go on patterns and habits over time.

By time they drop the hammer, it weighs tons, not ounces.

That's the Feds, though. Local Law Enforcement doesn't tend to be quite as thorough, and might arrest/indict, on much thinner and flimsier evidence.

Myself, I'm not all into most any kind of pron. Just doesn't do it for me. And, I don't care if the adults buy-out the Adult MegapleXXX store, nightly, either.

But the kiddy diddler's all need a bullet in the skull. Every one of them. No exceptions.

I don't care if they say "it's a sickness". So is Rabies!

Choot 'im, 'Lizabeth! CHOOT IM!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2017 12:29 AM (v5iqM)

481 I don't see that the woman threw herself in front of the child. She didn't even see the car coming.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 10, 2017 12:29 AM (t5m5e)

482 So Peaches, guess we get at least one more game!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:31 AM (cPsPa)

483 474 yankeefifth

Jewelry. And I am fairly certain my wife does not read anything I post here. Or I would be in even more trouble than usual.

Maybe I need to get a medical alert bracelet that reads "Delete my Browser History."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 10, 2017 12:32 AM (u82oZ)

484 Haha Peaches!

Okay, you, Y5. So, your comments from my Criagslist ONT were provocative. I started thinking about them further. Jay Gueveras too. You said that I wasn't using judgement and ignoring my own good judgement (paraphrasing) ---- something like that.

So question, when you size up someone and use superficial criteria like physical appearance, clothing, kind of car he drives, what his house looks like, etc ---- don't you think that's shallow in some way? I mean, that's not a supernatural mindset. Jesus was judged that way by His peers and found wanting.

Don't rip on me for bringing Jesus into this discussion. He's on my mind lately.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 12:32 AM (Rsi2C)

485 I googled "fat apron". That's just an "apron" of fat and maybe loose skin around your lower belly. Someone who is morbidly obese and loses a lot of weight may develop one of these.

There's surgery that can correct it.

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 10, 2017 12:32 AM (8O3HH)

486 brb have to go close the curtains. L,Elle keeps asking if I am here and disappears. Feels like a set up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:32 AM (cPsPa)

487 Oh No.

Don't you go and disappear on me

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 12:33 AM (Rsi2C)

488 474 yankeefifth

Jewelry. And I am fairly certain my wife does not read anything I post here. Or I would be in even more trouble than usual.

Maybe I need to get a medical alert bracelet that reads "Delete my Browser History."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June




got it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:34 AM (cPsPa)

489 Maybe I need to get a medical alert bracelet that reads "Delete my Browser History."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June

got it.
Posted by: yankeefifth


Didn't we discuss earlier the intersect between hammers and hard drives?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 10, 2017 12:36 AM (66CWr)

490 So question, when you size up someone and use superficial criteria like physical appearance, clothing, kind of car he drives, what his house looks like, etc ---- don't you think that's shallow in some way? I mean, that's not a supernatural mindset. Jesus was judged that way by His peers and found wanting.

Don't rip on me for bringing Jesus into this discussion. He's on my mind lately.
Posted by: L, Elle at June



you make your judgement with the information available to you at the time. frequently that requires that you play the odds. further, there is a difference between deciding to be unkind to someone based upon their appearance or to treat them unjustly or to trust them based upon their appearance.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:36 AM (cPsPa)

491 Didn't we discuss earlier the intersect between hammers and hard drives?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June


yep.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:37 AM (cPsPa)

492 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at June




what he said.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:38 AM (cPsPa)

493 she does audio books?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:23 AM (cPsPa)


She's a wheel-wright

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2017 12:38 AM (mkDpn)

494 Geez, I fell asleep around 9:00 and just woke up a short while ago. I wasn't even drinking any more than usual.

Re merging: If you're trying to merge into my lane and you're using your turn signal, I will slow down and let you merge in front of me. If you're casually sidling into my lane without signaling, then FYNQ.

Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2017 12:38 AM (sdi6R)

495 Maybe I need to get a medical alert bracelet that reads "Delete my Browser History."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June




you should have your browser set to do that every time you power off. you should power off every day.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:39 AM (cPsPa)

496 She's a wheel-wright
Posted by: Kindltot at June




hiyo!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:39 AM (cPsPa)

497 You don't go Craigslist shopping alone.
You meet them in a public place - out in the open.

"criteria like physical appearance, clothing, kind of car he drives, what his house looks like, etc ----"

That is not some superficial observation that is a package -a composite.

Posted by: gNewt at June 10, 2017 12:40 AM (/h17O)

498 So question, when you size up someone and use superficial criteria like physical appearance, clothing, kind of car he drives, what his house looks like, etc ---- don't you think that's shallow in some way?

Not at all.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 10, 2017 12:41 AM (rZ+mb)

499 you should power off every day.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:39 AM (cPsPa)


Say what?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 10, 2017 12:42 AM (rZ+mb)

500 That is very thoughtful answer. Thank you for that.

So I guess I have trouble differentiating properly in judgement then. Would that be an accurate assessment?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 12:42 AM (Rsi2C)

501 Say what?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June




you don't turn off your computer every day?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:43 AM (cPsPa)

502

heheheh eh heheh... you said "package"... heheh

Posted by: beavis at June 10, 2017 12:43 AM (lmIoG)

503 Jim" i forgotted to call you until 2000 your time.

went to "no mailbox created"

feel free to call me first. if i'm not up/phone on, at least i'm moar likely to call back before you go dark for the day.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2017 12:44 AM (AcuVJ)

504 That is very thoughtful answer. Thank you for that.

So I guess I have trouble differentiating properly in judgement then. Would that be an accurate assessment?
Posted by: L, Elle at June



you talking to me? are you talking to me?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:45 AM (cPsPa)

505 Good night all.

Work those Plan Bs. We may need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

Especially for yankeefifth and Brother Cavil: And do what I do, delete your browser history, scan for viruses and delete most cookies, every night.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 10, 2017 12:45 AM (u82oZ)

506 night NaCly Dog

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:46 AM (cPsPa)

507 you don't turn off your computer every day?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:43 AM (cPsPa)


Not even once a month.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 10, 2017 12:47 AM (rZ+mb)

508 Not at all.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 10, 2017 12:41
*****
I'll press you further. Why not?
Physical appearance, clothing, kind of car he drives, what his house looks etc is very much superficial information. Right?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 12:48 AM (Rsi2C)

509 Not even once a month.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June




why not?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:48 AM (cPsPa)

510 464
For example. Pick up your TV remote. See the U.S. Patent Number? The UL approval number?

Bitch hard as hell to crack if you use those as passwords. But you don't have to write 'em down, and they're always at hand.

Just, every three months or so, find a new appliance to refer to as to it's numbers.
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2017 12:18 AM (v5iqM)


That is an awesome idea. I came up with three or four decent passwords that mean something to me and are easy for me to remember, but look like random letters and numbers. I've been using them for years, but it might be time to try something new.

Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2017 12:48 AM (sdi6R)

511 So question, when you size up someone and use superficial criteria like physical appearance, clothing, kind of car he drives, what his house looks like, etc ---- don't you think that's shallow in some way?

Girl.

It may be shallow when you're looking for a potential mate, but when you are answering an ad off freaking Craigslist, especially one with skulls for sale , then hell no it is not shallow.

Context, Woman, CONTEXT.

Jesus does not want you wandering alone into strangers homes. No, ma'am, He does not.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 12:49 AM (Y9+RI)

512
The last time I turned this machine off was when I had to replace a hard drive, which was over a month ago. Now, I reboot every so often, mind you. I switch back and forth between various OSes, but sometimes I don't. Memory leaks and other crap will build up.

Now, one of my little NAS boxes runs an embedded Linux and that thing has had uptimes of months. OS continuously running for months. Windows can't make that.

I used to turn computers off, but stopped doing that over 15 years ago or so.

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 10, 2017 12:50 AM (8O3HH)

513 Meeting strangers is chancy business to begin with. I mean, they teach people who have lots of onsite contact with people in their homes and territory, and they are things like don't get cut off from the exit, be aware of your surroundings, be very conscious of sudden swings in mood or environment, get out if your gut says get out.

I won't tell you to do or not do anything, but you asked, and you are pleasant about it. I won't beat you up for not following my suggestions either, since I figure you know the risks.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2017 12:50 AM (mkDpn)

514 I won't tell you to do or not do anything, but you asked, and you are pleasant about it. I won't beat you up for not following my suggestions either, since I figure you know the risks.

Posted by: Kindltot at June




guess this is where our methods part company.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:51 AM (cPsPa)

515 Where did you FIND that pic CDR M?

OMG just made me SMIIILe so much!

Thank you!

Posted by: Deety at June 10, 2017 12:51 AM (xPWMR)

516 I'll press you further. Why not?
Physical appearance, clothing, kind of car he drives, what his house looks etc is very much superficial information. Right?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 12:48 AM (Rsi2C)


Everything says something about a person. The things a person chooses to have/adorn him or herself with say extra. How a person looks is important, too. None of this is any more shallow than having some deep philosophical conversation with said person, because words mean nothing, really (other than being able to assess intelligence, which is also a very important, but "shallow" trait). You can't know someone until you see what they actually do ... and that just takes too damn long to be of any real service in your day-to-day interactions with people and especially with people you have just met.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 10, 2017 12:52 AM (rZ+mb)

517 Superficial shallowness: Mr or Mrs. Uppity Gotrocks looking down their noses at someone who isn't displaying the proper trappings of acceptable social status.

Deciding it might not be a good idea to get in the car with some stranger because he looks like an ax murderer is not superficial shallow judgement.

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 10, 2017 12:53 AM (8O3HH)

518 guess this is where our methods part company.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:51 AM (cPsPa)


You and me both, because I do not believe she has any ideas about the risks.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 12:53 AM (Y9+RI)

519 Pick up the table with the candles on it, flip it over, and smash all the candles to the floor.

Posted by: TB at June 10, 2017 12:53 AM (wNx6K)

520 why not?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:48 AM (cPsPa)


I just turn my computer off as infrequently as possible. I see no reason to do that and inconvenience myself.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 10, 2017 12:53 AM (rZ+mb)

521 @ Red C. I'm on a Wal Mart burner fone, due to the primary having been bricked.

Shoot me an email with your primary number, so I don't have to search for it. I will have to rebuild phone contacts, from scratch.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2017 12:54 AM (v5iqM)

522 I just turn my computer off as infrequently as possible. I see no reason to do that and inconvenience myself.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June



interesting. I turn mine off every night, unplug the internets cable, and, turn off the modem.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:54 AM (cPsPa)

523 why not?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:48 AM (cPsPa)


I always keep all my important stuff backed up on optical media so I don't worry about losing stuff (though you're more likely to lose shit in the act of turning your computer on and off frequently).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 10, 2017 12:55 AM (rZ+mb)

524 You and me both, because I do not believe she has any ideas about the risks.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June




someone needs to be learned.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:55 AM (cPsPa)

525 'S'up horde. Eris still groping everyone?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2017 12:56 AM (KXSRp)

526 Bebe's!




no, sadly not even and accidental grope.






bob really fucked up though.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:57 AM (cPsPa)

527 Deciding it might not be a good idea to get in the car with some stranger because he looks like an ax murderer is not superficial shallow judgement.
Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 10, 2017 12:53 AM (8O3HH)

Monsters in human form don't always necessarily look like monsters.

I read Ann Rules book about Bundy. She worked with him on the graveyard shift. She never suspected he was a killer.

One of the local towns here set up a place at the police station to buy and sell Craigslist items.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 12:57 AM (mcqKT)

528 Jesus does not want you wandering alone into strangers homes. No, ma'am, He does not.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 12:49 AM
****
Okay. I do understand and appreciate your worry and concern for me. I really do.

But, to press further, isn't wandering into strangers homes exactly what Jesus did? He surrounded Himself
with sinners and died crucified btwn two. I dont mean to sound like a simpleton though I must be doing just that. I'm not stupid. I'm really not. It is against my own nature to trust anyone. I just feel like I write people off too easily and for not enough good reason. I don't know. I know it's just stupid CL but it's like a metaphor for something larger maybe. I have to stop living inside my mown head like this.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 12:57 AM (Rsi2C)

529 Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 10, 2017 12:50 AM (8O3HH)

I run all of my computers off of linux usb sticks. I haven't actually installed an operating system on a hard disk in 10 years.

Just thought I'd throw that out there ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 10, 2017 12:57 AM (rZ+mb)

530 Hi, bebe!!

Glad the night shift finally showed up, cause I'm off to bed. Hope everyone wakes up to a better tomorrow.

Posted by: Peaches at June 10, 2017 12:58 AM (EgOr3)

531 522 interesting. I turn mine off every night, unplug the internets cable, and, turn off the modem.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:54 AM (cPsPa)

Except for the modem cause roommate, THIS.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2017 12:58 AM (KXSRp)

532 I'm losing this argument here

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 12:59 AM (Rsi2C)

533 Posted by: Peaches at June 10, 2017 12:58 AM (EgOr3)

Goodnight Peaches.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 12:59 AM (mcqKT)

534 That is an awesome idea. I came up with three or four decent passwords that mean something to me and are easy for me to remember, but look like random letters and numbers. I've been using them for years, but it might be time to try something new.

Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2017 12:48 AM (sdi6R)


I have a few random passwords I use but I also like to use the passwords for old routers I've had. I had to remember them when I used those routers ... so I might as well make it worth the effort expended.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 10, 2017 01:00 AM (rZ+mb)

535 so found out that one of my best friends is being forced to have a joint email account since he and his wife went to some marriage encounter.

never has the urge to find hardcore porn and send hardcore porn been so strong. figure if I send enough of it either she is going to relent and let him have his own account or make him choose between her and him.

since I am a hell of a lot more fun and less bitchy and neither one of us gives blow jobs pretty sure he is going to choose me.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:00 AM (cPsPa)

536 But, to press further, isn't wandering into strangers homes exactly what Jesus did? He surrounded Himself
with sinners and died crucified btwn two. I dont mean to sound like a simpleton though I must be doing just that. I'm not stupid. I'm really not. It is against my own nature to trust anyone. I just feel like I write people off too easily and for not enough good reason. I don't know. I know it's just stupid CL but it's like a metaphor for something larger maybe. I have to stop living inside my mown head like this.


Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 12:57 AM (Rsi2C)




He did not do so ALONE. Apostles were WITH Him. And so, they witnessed His Acts, and wrote what they'd seen, which became the Four Gospels.

Operative Concept here. NOT. ALONE.

Got it?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2017 01:01 AM (v5iqM)

537 I read Ann Rules book about Bundy. She worked with him on the graveyard shift. She never suspected he was a killer.

One of the local towns here set up a place at the police station to buy and sell Craigslist items.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June




pretty sure that is a sting operation.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:01 AM (cPsPa)

538 Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 12:57 AM (Rsi2C)

I won't go into any strangers home. If I was going to buy something from Craigslist, I would meet them in a crowded parking lot or the police station parking lot.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 01:02 AM (mcqKT)

539 484 Haha Peaches!

Okay, you, Y5. So, your comments from my Criagslist ONT were provocative. I started thinking about them further. Jay Gueveras too. You said that I wasn't using judgement and ignoring my own good judgement (paraphrasing) ---- something like that.

So question, when you size up someone and use superficial criteria like physical appearance, clothing, kind of car he drives, what his house looks like, etc ---- don't you think that's shallow in some way? I mean, that's not a supernatural mindset. Jesus was judged that way by His peers and found wanting.

Don't rip on me for bringing Jesus into this discussion. He's on my mind lately.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 12:32 AM (Rsi2C)


Its out of concern for you.with the freaks and weirdos and crimes committed by them through Craigslist we don't want you getting into trouble. And really we'd be telling guys who were doing the same thing as you that it was a bad idea to go there. And really the look of the guy and the make of his car and how he looks doesn't even enter into it since you wouldn't know that until meeting them.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 10, 2017 01:02 AM (lSJl0)

540 Except for the modem cause roommate, THIS.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June




birds of a feather, great minds think alike, yadda, yadda.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:03 AM (cPsPa)

541 so found out that one of my best friends is being forced to have a joint email account since he and his wife went to some marriage encounter.
****
Wait. Are they Catholic? Was it Retrovaille?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 01:03 AM (Rsi2C)

542 pretty sure that is a sting operation.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:01 AM (cPsPa)

Really? They had a segment on the local news about it. They were encouraging people to meet there for safety reasons.

I've never bought or sold anything on CL.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 01:04 AM (mcqKT)

543 Really? They had a segment on the local news about it. They were encouraging people to meet there for safety reasons.

I've never bought or sold anything on CL.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June




joke

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:04 AM (cPsPa)

544 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:00 AM (cPsPa)

You made me laugh.

Joint e-mail is weird. I wouldn't like that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 01:06 AM (mcqKT)

545 343
So why am I posting this? I had hoped just writing it would be all I needed. Wrong. I still will not talk about this or other events of that year in any kind of face-to-face discussion. I think I need to 'vent' to the world at large and have chosen you guys for my forum and podium. I'm not looking for advice, solace, comforting words, or 'thanks for your service'. Just the space to post this.

Thanks for listening ...

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at June 09, 2017 11:27 PM (IiOSo)


Thanks for posting that here. I listened.

Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2017 01:06 AM (sdi6R)

546 L, Elle consider Mike pence and his decision to never dine alone with a woman that is not his wife. 99% of the time that is ultimately going to be fairly silly because it would be an innocuous dinner. But hitting that 1% time when it is t could be catastrophic.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 10, 2017 01:06 AM (lSJl0)

547 "It may be shallow when you're looking for a potential mate, but when you are answering an ad off freaking Craigslist, especially one with skulls for sale , then hell no it is not shallow."

Skulls for sale? Right out. Absolutely unsuitable. Get lost.

Machines For Sale? There may be discussions to be had.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 10, 2017 01:07 AM (ujwCG)

548 Monsters in human form don't always necessarily look like monsters.

I read Ann Rules book about Bundy. She worked with him on the graveyard shift. She never suspected he was a killer.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 12:57 AM (mcqKT)


Sure ... but it's still a pretty good rule of thumb.

I wouldn't recommend letting a 14 year old drive you anywhere but I'm sure there are more than a handful of 14 year olds who can drive better than most 16 year olds (and certainly better than any Chinaman). But, as a good rule of thumb we have decided that 16 (for most states) is a pretty good boundary line for even letting them try to drive on the roads.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 10, 2017 01:07 AM (rZ+mb)

549 I'll press you further. Why not?
Physical appearance, clothing, kind of car he drives, what his house looks etc is very much superficial information. Right?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 12:48 AM (Rsi2C)


And let's just talk about this, too.

Because despite what I said, I do NOT think it's superficial under certain circumstances.

He needs to be clean, he needs to not look like the rag-pickers child, he needs to have a damn car and it also needs to be clean, and he ought not to live on Tobacco Road.

If you come rolling up to Chez Tammy on a damned skateboad or bicycle, I am going to assume you're a drunk who lost his driver's license, a complete loser who can't scrape up enough cash to buy so much as a used car, or some sort of enviro-weenie.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:08 AM (Y9+RI)

550 I'll press you further. Why not?

Physical appearance, clothing, kind of car he drives, what his house looks etc is very much superficial information. Right?
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 12:48 AM (Rsi2C)


It is easier for someone sane to look like a loon than for a loon to look sane.

Superficialities are also signalling elements: they show what an individual thinks is important to other people who are considered important enough to cater to.

You may run into a crank who doesn't care, or more important doesn't care about you, but you may also run into someone who is hiding or camouflaging.

If it is not what you normally do, if it is camouflage, it often is done wrong, or with a sort of tin ear. Those are the things that people pick up in their gut.

We are preached at nowadays that people who are odd or don't fit or have this or that issue are mostly harmless, with ways different from our own and we should pay them no never mind (say that in your best Gregory Peck voice for extra credit). But the person who gets the problem is not the preacher but you. And the people preaching tolerance at you may not be honest brokers either, and may have their own advantage in mind.

I can not honestly say, nowadays, with so many people running around espousing things as normal that are out and out perverted and evil, that ignoring your gut out of politeness is a good idea.

The worst that can happen is that you offend someone who has 50 years of porn in his garage and owns half a Camaro.
He's probably used to it.


Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2017 01:08 AM (mkDpn)

551 I won't go into any strangers home. If I was going to buy something from Craigslist, I would meet them in a crowded parking lot or the police station parking lot.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 01:02 AM (mcqKT)
****
I know this is excellent advice, but not regarding CL. Most sellers expect you to come to them. It's not the norm to meet at some other location. I mean, I like nice stuff but am not willing to pay what it costs. That's why I buy cool stuff on CL. I mean, I have found some really great things through that medium. Most of the stuff I am interested in would be unattainable if I asked to meet somewhere other than their home bc the seller has a line of buyers behind me willing to come to them. Now, I'm worried that I sound materialistic.


Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 01:08 AM (Rsi2C)

552 512 My windows 10 machine has been on continuously since I bought it in January
I never power off my computer and they just run for years and years last one lasted eight only off when the power went out

Posted by: MAxIE at June 10, 2017 01:08 AM (9TR2V)

553 so found out that one of my best friends is being forced to have a joint email account since he and his wife went to some marriage encounter.
****
Wait. Are they Catholic? Was it Retrovaille?
Posted by: L, Elle at June




girlfriend, don't know, don't care. really trying hard to stop the urge to assemble a pornolanche to send to him. may have to get in touch with my first boss.

it is entirely stupid. have never even sent anything half as risque as the worst thing I have ever typed here. he has kids, who wants to be responsible for introducing his kids to vulgarity and indecency? that is what their mom is for; the vulgarity anyway.

by the way I do talk about y'all to him all the time.

j-o-k-e

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:08 AM (cPsPa)

554 But, to press further, isn't wandering into strangers homes exactly what Jesus did? He surrounded Himself
with sinners and died crucified btwn two. I dont mean to sound like a simpleton though I must be doing just that. I'm not stupid. I'm really not. It is against my own nature to trust anyone. I just feel like I write people off too easily and for not enough good reason. I don't know. I know it's just stupid CL but it's like a metaphor for something larger maybe. I have to stop living inside my mown head like this.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 12:57 AM (Rsi2C)

You seem to have difficulty in establishing an appropriate level of caution for your activities. When you are meeting strangers, their appearance, and the appearance of their home, vehicle, and clothing, and particularly their demeanor are all you have to go by.

For small CL items, a meet in a very public place is a sound idea. For bulky or immobile items, like non-operating cars, you have to go where they are at. A cautious seller might want to meet you in a nearby public place, and if he/she likes the cut of your jib, then you can follow the seller to his home. And you could always bring a large, armed (where appropriate) male friend with you, particularly if the meet is in an unsavory area.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2017 01:08 AM (XUcIQ)

555 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 10, 2017 01:07 AM (rZ+mb)

Well of course if they look creepy I'd want to keep my distance. But not all bad guys look like creeps.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 01:09 AM (mcqKT)

556 >> Monsters in human form don't always
>> necessarily look like monsters.

That's true. The Devil would appear as a man of "wealth and taste", sophisticated, etc. And an aristocratic accent. As the old trope goes. Jesus would appear as beggar, as that same thing goes.

However, that's the world of metaphor and deep thoughts.

Just because someone doesn't look dangerous, doesn't mean he isn't, but if someone looks dangerous, well, odds are he's dangerous.

Jesus appearing as the beggar wouldn't look dangerous. :-)

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 10, 2017 01:09 AM (8O3HH)

557 Hey AOP is there any reason to take a 72 Jag someone wants to donate to me???
Thanks-

Posted by: MAxIE at June 10, 2017 01:09 AM (9TR2V)

558 If you come rolling up to Chez Tammy on a damned skateboad or bicycle, I
am going to assume you're a drunk who lost his driver's license, a
complete loser who can't scrape up enough cash to buy so much as a used
car, or some sort of enviro-weenie.


Hate to see what happens when someone rolls up on a unicycle.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2017 01:10 AM (IcT7t)

559 Is this frequency in use?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2017 01:10 AM (IqV8l)

560 "One of the local towns here set up a place at the police station to buy and sell Craigslist items."

That'll work great for the prolific CL trade in meth, smack, and steroids.

Of course this is legit! You can ask Officer Friendly right here!

Posted by: torquewrench at June 10, 2017 01:10 AM (ujwCG)

561 You difficult people! STOP CARING SO MUCH!!

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 01:11 AM (Rsi2C)

562 You made me laugh.

Joint e-mail is weird. I wouldn't like that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June



well then the evening was not entirely wasted. (sincere)

Yeah. I don't have anything to hide, but stay out of my mail.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:13 AM (cPsPa)

563 Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 12:57 AM (Rsi2C)

Yes, you need to get out of your own head.

Christ had some damn fine Back-Up.

And He was a he.

And you do not need to live every moment of your life trying to replicate Christ's every action in every single situation, especially with regard to things like, I dunno, say.... wandering into stranger's homes.

Don't ask yourself What Would Jesus Do, ask yourself "Would I be comfortable letting my 10 year old niece do this?"

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:13 AM (Y9+RI)

564 interesting. I turn mine off every night, unplug the internets cable, and, turn off the modem.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:54 AM (cPsPa)


You would love Comcast. Those fuckers turn my cable box off and on every fucking night! They run the largest cable company in the world but they haven't figured out how to update the box with their horribly shitty software without actually turning the thing off and on.

And I love when their crappy box freezes (a very frequent occurrence) and I get an error screen that advises me to unplug the little fucker from the wall. Awesome! I'm surprised they don't recommend I give the box a kick first.

Every fucking night they turn that sucker off. They used to do it secretly, too. Now, at least, they have admitted to it but I used to tell the comcast people about it and they didn't believe me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 10, 2017 01:14 AM (rZ+mb)

565 Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 01:08 AM (Rsi2C)

You don't sound materialistic at all.

My next suggestion would be to not go alone and to always trust your gut.

Ive been attacked by a perfectly normal looking stranger walking to my car so I'm very cautious. I wasn't raped but he was trying to drag me somewhere. I fought him off thankfully.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 01:14 AM (mcqKT)

566 553 The new church experience has the priest as the fourth member of your marriage. Kinda the alpha male to push you the beta around.
F that S
Women fill the pews: priests/pastors know who butters their bread

Posted by: MAxIE at June 10, 2017 01:14 AM (9TR2V)

567 I never power off my refrigerator and my vegetables still respond to me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2017 01:14 AM (IqV8l)

568 You difficult people! STOP CARING SO MUCH!!
Posted by: L, Elle at June




you are being obtuse.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:15 AM (cPsPa)

569 526 Bebe's!
no, sadly not even and accidental grope. bob really fucked up though.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 12:57 AM (cPsPa)

Heh? Who?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2017 01:15 AM (QZAqI)

570 Hey, aren't we missing a couple regulars?

Posted by: Max Power at June 10, 2017 01:15 AM (QCc6B)

571 Hate to see what happens when someone rolls up on a unicycle.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2017 01:10 AM (IcT7t)

Well, now...a unicycle.

That is style, right there. That's a little different.

You are clearly trying to impress me with your Mad Skillz and general lunacy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:15 AM (Y9+RI)

572 Yeah. I don't have anything to hide, but stay out of my mail.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:13 AM (cPsPa)

I'm married and have nothing to hide either, but I would not be cool with that at all.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 01:16 AM (mcqKT)

573 536 Jesus had legions of holy angels making sure he didn't so much stumble on a stone.

Posted by: MAxIE at June 10, 2017 01:16 AM (9TR2V)

574 Yes, you need to get out of your own head.

Christ had some damn fine Back-Up.

And He was a he.

And you do not need to live every moment of your life trying to replicate Christ's every action in every single situation, especially with regard to things like, I dunno, say.... wandering into stranger's homes.

Don't ask yourself What Would Jesus Do, ask yourself "Would I be comfortable letting my 10 year old niece do this?"
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June



exactly.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:16 AM (cPsPa)

575 I know this is excellent advice, but not regarding CL. Most sellers expect you to come to them. It's not the norm to meet at some other location. I mean, I like nice stuff but am not willing to pay what it costs. That's why I buy cool stuff on CL. I mean, I have found some really great things through that medium. Most of the stuff I am interested in would be unattainable if I asked to meet somewhere other than their home bc the seller has a line of buyers behind me willing to come to them. Now, I'm worried that I sound materialistic.


Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 01:08 AM (Rsi2C)

I had a CL seller with a trailer hitch meet me in a supermarket parking lot in Tempe. And I bought a transfer case off CL, and the seller delivered it to my driveway, because he was on a road trip in that direction anyway.

IIRC, CL itself recommends buyers and sellers meet in neutral areas. Of course, a lot depends upon the nature of the goods being sold.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2017 01:16 AM (XUcIQ)

576 Well, Y5, about your best friend. I think the whole joint email thing is stupid. My sister and her husband do that, and it's so annoying. I mean, I don't want my BIL reading everything I write to my sister. The worst is when I address emails to hust her and then I get a reply from him like I-didn't-ask-you! It's stupid. Whyd you marry each other if you don't trust each other with email?

Surprised you don't since you think i need a chaperone to buy off CL

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 01:16 AM (Rsi2C)

577 Heh? Who?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June




search upthread for bob

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:17 AM (cPsPa)

578 I'm to sleep, Horde.

Be assured though, via recent tentacled communications.

Cthuluh yet lives, and watches the ONT with it's weirdly human-like eyes.

Pray ye escape it's grasp.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2017 01:18 AM (v5iqM)

579 Yeah. I don't have anything to hide, but stay out of my mail.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:13 AM (cPsPa)

I'm married and have nothing to hide either, but I would not be cool with that at all.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June




oh I know. we are on the same page. besides if I want to talk smack about someone I call.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:18 AM (cPsPa)

580 Joint email, what the fuck? Be a cold day in hell.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:18 AM (Y9+RI)

581 night Jim

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:19 AM (cPsPa)

582 Hey AOP is there any reason to take a 72 Jag someone wants to donate to me???
Thanks-

Posted by: MAxIE at June 10, 2017 01:09 AM (9TR2V)

Jag rear ends (the IRS system) are sought after by hotrod builders, and also the disc brakes.

Bucks to be made in parting it out, I'd say.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2017 01:19 AM (XUcIQ)

583 Goodnight Jim.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 01:20 AM (mcqKT)

584 I'm not a fundamentalist or anything. I'm a bad Catholic!

"Jesus had legions of holy angels making sure he didn't so much stumble on a stone."
Posted by: MAxIE at June 10, 2017 01:16 AM (9TR2V)
****
I really believe that Jesus has given me and everyone else that kind of back up too. I'd be dead by now were that not true. So would all of you believers.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 01:20 AM (Rsi2C)

585 I never power off my refrigerator and my vegetables still respond to me.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2017 01:14 AM (IqV8l)


Lady at work told me her refrigerator went off for 6 hours, and she read that most fridges were only good for 4 hours unpowered, so she threw everything out, the sealed yogurt cups, the cheese and everything.

If I took her camping she would starve to death in three days.


Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2017 01:20 AM (mkDpn)

586 You would love Comcast. Those fuckers turn my cable box off and on every fucking night! They run the largest cable company in the world but they haven't figured out how to update the box with their horribly shitty software without actually turning the thing off and on.

>>>>>


Eh dish network does that every night around 1 am 2 am. At least if Ike watching they notify me and I can cancel it til later.


A lot better than time warner who would have my cable box crash during recording constantly or just outright not record what I told it to.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 10, 2017 01:22 AM (lSJl0)

587 Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 01:20 AM (Rsi2C)

Honey, His eye is on the sparrow, sure enough, but we still need cops and firefighters and doctors and such.

Everything in moderation, child, even virtue.

Probably especially virtue.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:22 AM (Y9+RI)

588 584 So if I walk across the freeway I won't get hit?
He wouldn't

Posted by: MAxIE at June 10, 2017 01:23 AM (9TR2V)

589 "And you do not need to live every moment of your life trying to replicate Christ's every action in every single situation"

Crap! I've been practicing faithfully for all these years for when I have to suddenly deal with a bunch of demonically possessed pigs.

I really thought I had it down, too. Not even breaking a sweat.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 10, 2017 01:24 AM (ujwCG)

590 Well, Y5, about your best friend. I think the whole joint email thing is stupid. My sister and her husband do that, and it's so annoying. I mean, I don't want my BIL reading everything I write to my sister. The worst is when I address emails to hust her and then I get a reply from him like I-didn't-ask-you! It's stupid. Whyd you marry each other if you don't trust each other with email?

Surprised you don't since you think i need a chaperone to buy off CL
Posted by: L, Elle at June



Nah, I keep the camera lens covered up so no one can see me. besides I hang out here, how bad could email be?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:24 AM (cPsPa)

591 571 You are clearly trying to impress me with your Mad Skillz and general lunacy.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:15 AM

He needs to impress us with a mad shopping spree at Louboutin!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2017 01:24 AM (QZAqI)

592 582 Thanks buddy!

Posted by: MAxIE at June 10, 2017 01:24 AM (9TR2V)

593 Joint email, what the fuck? Be a cold day in hell.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June



well for now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:25 AM (cPsPa)

594 Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2017 01:20 AM (mkDpn)

My mama thinks all cooked food turns into actual poison in about 4 hours, especially if it has mayonnaise in it,
even if it's refrigerated.

She will make tuna salad or something for lunch and then I'll ask if there's any left for supper and she says "You know I made that hours go and it has mayonnaise in it"


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:26 AM (Y9+RI)

595 Buying some BRCC for me and friends, and found this while browsing: http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7dh9cy4
(and then tinyurl had a BRCC ad "pillage and plunder your local hipsterbucks" heh!)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2017 01:26 AM (0ReGO)

596 You would love Comcast. Those fuckers turn my cable box off and on every fucking night! They run the largest cable company in the world but they haven't figured out how to update the box with their horribly shitty software without actually turning the thing off and on.

And I love when their crappy box freezes (a very frequent occurrence) and I get an error screen that advises me to unplug the little fucker from the wall. Awesome! I'm surprised they don't recommend I give the box a kick first.

Every fucking night they turn that sucker off. They used to do it secretly, too. Now, at least, they have admitted to it but I used to tell the comcast people about it and they didn't believe me.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June




well, that is different. One thing if the man is switching my internets on and off. Something different if I am doing it and the man is wondering why is yankeefifth restricting my access to his computer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:27 AM (cPsPa)

597 Honey, His eye is on the sparrow, sure enough, but we still need cops and firefighters and doctors and such.
Everything in moderation, child, even virtue.
Probably especially virtue.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:22 AM
****
Okay. Stop. Tammy, I love you so much! But you're mistaking me for someone who has some measure of virtue. I've done everything wrong.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 01:29 AM (Rsi2C)

598 Posted by: torquewrench at June 10, 2017 01:24 AM (ujwCG)

It is to be hoped that there are no skulls of formerly demonically possessed pigs for sale on Craigslist anywhere, because you may have planted a new lemming in L'Elle.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:29 AM (Y9+RI)

599 well, that is different. One thing if the man is switching my internets on and off. Something different if I am doing it and the man is wondering why is yankeefifth restricting my access to his computer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:27 AM (cPsPa)


True. I just jump at any chance to unleash my comcast rant. I hate those fuckers with a passion.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 10, 2017 01:30 AM (rZ+mb)

600
He needs to impress us with a mad shopping spree at Louboutin!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2017 01:24 AM (QZAqI)


I am also a tad suspicious of men with too much money. Previous experience suggests they think they own you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:30 AM (Y9+RI)

601
So question, when you size up someone and use superficial criteria like physical appearance, clothing, kind of car he drives, what his house looks like, etc ---- don't you think that's shallow in some way? I mean, that's not a supernatural mindset. Jesus was judged that way by His peers and found wanting.


No. Here's the thing, the way you dress and your appearance is a reflection of you, and of the way you view the world. A person who has a neat appearance, hair cut, all that stuff, is demonstrating that they're organized and conscious of themselves. If they're very out of shape, that tells you something about their personal habits, versus if they're a gym rat with 3% body fat. If they're dressed appropriately for the situation, it tells you that they are aware of the sensibilities of other people. A man who shows up to a dinner date in shorts and a ratty t-shirt, or the woman who shows up for a professional job wearing jeans and sneakers, are demonstrating that they don't respect the people around them.

Furthermore, aesthetics matter to everyone else. Certain things are pleasing to look at, to the point of actual physical pleasure in some cases, which is why they often become fashionable. Suit and tie is one example on the mens' side. The right color combinations, the proper tailoring to emphasize a certain shape, etc. When you dress well, and maintain your personal appearance, you're making it easier for others to be around you and interact with you, because you're easier to look at.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 10, 2017 01:31 AM (Tnhbr)

602
True. I just jump at any chance to unleash my comcast rant. I hate those fuckers with a passion.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June




entirely understandable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:31 AM (cPsPa)

603 Goodnight everyone.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2017 01:31 AM (mcqKT)

604 Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 01:29 AM (Rsi2C)

I know you. Virtue you have aplenty.


The guilt you need to let go of!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:32 AM (Y9+RI)

605 The joint email thing is an almost requirement serious you guys type thing among evangelicals. Your friend is far from alone in having that kind of arrangement

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 01:32 AM (Rsi2C)

606 I am also a tad suspicious of men with too much money. Previous experience suggests they think they own you.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June



wait, they don't?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:32 AM (cPsPa)

607 I am also a tad suspicious of men with too much money. Previous experience suggests they think they own you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:30 AM (Y9+RI)


You spent HOW MUCH on dinner for her??!

Damn ... GIRL! get your ass down here ... and bring yo momma, too!

Posted by: Richard Pryor at June 10, 2017 01:32 AM (rZ+mb)

608 Goodnight Cali! See ya tomorrow, I hope.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 01:33 AM (Rsi2C)

609 I don't care if the seller lives in a gated community and dresses and looks like pierce brosnan you should t be going to their home alone to buy something. Whether it is through Craigslist or your local paper.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 10, 2017 01:34 AM (lSJl0)

610 CL buys should be in an open area so the sniper can easily cover the transaction. Be sure to have a clear trouble signal and stay out of the line of fire.
Remember, always tip your sniper.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 10, 2017 01:35 AM (e1mEI)

611 The joint email thing is an almost requirement serious you guys type thing among evangelicals. Your friend is far from alone in having that kind of arrangement
Posted by: L, Elle at June




well he will not be one of them for much longer. honey? uh, what? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STUFF THAT FUCKING YANKEEFIFTH IS SENDING US? SONOFABITCH THE MAILBOX IS FULL! EVERYTIME I CLICK ON ONE TO DELETE IT IT OPENS!


Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:36 AM (cPsPa)

612 wait, they don't?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:32 AM (cPsPa)


Not hardly!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:36 AM (Y9+RI)

613 Okay. Stop. Tammy, I love you so much! But you're mistaking me for someone who has some measure of virtue. I've done everything wrong.
Posted by: L, Elle at June




well why didn't you say so earlier? whatcha drinking?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:37 AM (cPsPa)

614 Holy fuck that's insane. For opening an attachment???? I'm glad I unplug my computer when I'm not using it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2017 01:37 AM (QZAqI)

615 Y'all are priceless!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:37 AM (Y9+RI)

616 night L, Elle

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:38 AM (cPsPa)

617 night CaliGirl

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:39 AM (cPsPa)

618 Yea, I don't think he got 5 years for opening an email, let alone 20.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:40 AM (Y9+RI)

619 600 I am also a tad suspicious of men with too much money. Previous experience suggests they think they own you.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:30 AM (Y

Eh, we all live in different states. He can enjoy how fabulous our legs look for a bit, and then we leave!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2017 01:40 AM (QZAqI)

620 Night elle, night Cali!

I am off, too...thank you dear ones, for a lovely evening!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:41 AM (Y9+RI)

621 Holy fuck that's insane. For opening an attachment???? I'm glad I unplug my computer when I'm not using it.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy




well, there is a school of thought that "Bob" may have not presented the entire story about his interaction. getting 5 to 20 for clicking a link in an email someone sends to you, one time doe not seem likely. how would you know what was in the email before you opened it and how would you know what was in the link before clicked on it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:41 AM (cPsPa)

622 night MissTammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:42 AM (cPsPa)

623 Just think, Hildabeast is out there right now, roaming in the woods, naked.

Posted by: torabora at June 10, 2017 01:43 AM (pIJh7)

624 Y'all are priceless!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 10, 2017 01:37 AM (Y9+RI)

---
not me, damn it...

i'm cheap!


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2017 01:43 AM (AcuVJ)

625 I am also a tad suspicious of men with too much money.

Well, I'm off the hook then. Not a problem I've ever had.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2017 01:44 AM (IcT7t)

626 Nite Ms T!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2017 01:45 AM (QZAqI)

627 I am also a tad suspicious of men with too much money.
-------------

Now see, there you have it. By that measure, I'm as trustworthy as they come.

No one of my acquaintance has ever said, "Mike has too much money."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2017 01:47 AM (ZO497)

628 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 10, 2017 01:31 AM
*****
You are absolutely correct. That works 99.5% of the time in judging people except when it doesn't. I have met truly remarkable people that I have benefited greatly from knowing by ignoring that criteria and system of thinking and judgment. My life would be so much poorer for having not known them and me, the worse, had I not looked beyond the superficial in first meeting them.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 01:47 AM (Rsi2C)

629 Not a problem I've ever had.
---
you n me both, Bro:

you ain't got shit, you ain't gonna get shit.

that's the way of the world.

always has been.

always will be.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2017 01:49 AM (AcuVJ)

630 Big hug goodnight, Tammy.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 01:49 AM (Rsi2C)

631 Yep. I'm out also.
G'night all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2017 01:50 AM (ZO497)

632 Goodnight Y5. Thanks for listening and answering tonight.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 01:51 AM (Rsi2C)

633 I can't stop marveling that the former director of the FBI admitted, in front of Congress and the nation, that he was too much of a coward to do his job.

And he did this when responding to a question asked by a democrat.

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 10, 2017 01:51 AM (phoPy)

634 You are absolutely correct. That works 99.5% of the time in judging people except when it doesn't. I have met truly remarkable people that I have benefited greatly from knowing by ignoring that criteria and system of thinking and judgment. My life would be so much poorer for having not known them and me, the worse, had I not looked beyond the superficial in first meeting them.
Posted by: L, Elle at June




really? how have you benefited from these people? how would you be poorer? how would you be worse? specific examples.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:52 AM (cPsPa)

635 Goodnight Y5. Thanks for listening and answering tonight.
Posted by: L, Elle at June


my mistake. misread your goodnight wishes to caligirl.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 01:52 AM (cPsPa)

636 Goodnight Mr Hammer. Sleep well and soundly

Okay. That's the last night Goodnight I'm doing. I'm not cut out for this work

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 01:53 AM (Rsi2C)

637 But, to press further, isn't wandering into strangers homes exactly what Jesus did? He surrounded Himself
with sinners and died crucified btwn two. I dont mean to sound like a simpleton though I must be doing just that. I'm not stupid. I'm really not. It is against my own nature to trust anyone. I just feel like I write people off too easily and for not enough good reason. I don't know. I know it's just stupid CL but it's like a metaphor for something larger maybe. I have to stop living inside my mown head like this.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 12:57 AM (Rsi2C)

You're. Not. Jesus.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 10, 2017 01:53 AM (0mRoj)

638 Okay, I've been thru around comment #175 or so and have read the story of Bob and the 5-10 years in Leavenworth, for opening 1 email with child porn.

And I'm gonna toss the red flag of bullshit on at least one part of this story. The Feds use a few criteria for determining how severe the offense is -- By the age of the victims, and by the number of images downloaded. The number of images that makes it bad as in a major offense is 600+, according to a recent case discussed on this board. Also adding severely to the penalty is manufacturing or distributing the images to others. Much like drug charges, it's how deeply you're involved.

And since Leavenworth is named, that's a federal prison, the sentence is exactly defined after conviction/plea and there is no parole.

*understand that I am in no way defending against this crime, but that facts as presented do not add up*

*Jewell, I am in no way attacking you; sometimes you get things second or third hand and not presented honestly to you*

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 10, 2017 01:54 AM (6jaju)

639 Posted by: GnuBreed at June 10, 2017 01:54 AM (6jaju)

too faced right naow to find my style guide now, but i'm fairly certain that poasting anything like common sense on the ONT gets you a trip to The Barrel.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2017 01:59 AM (AcuVJ)

640 really? how have you benefited from these people? how would you be poorer? how would you be worse? specific examples.
****
Well, a few those people are from here and didn't write me off and never judged me for judgeworthy stuff that they had every right to. They even forgave me when they didn't have to for things I did that hurt them. One person in particular who likes me despite every reason I've given him not to. So, I can't really say more than that without betraying their confidence.

And I generally think people are total shit. Except I know just a few that defy the odds that make me hopeful about humanity. That's a hard thing for me, but anyone of these few people are exceptional but would be written off by most people using superficial standards

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 02:00 AM (Rsi2C)

641 You're. Not. Jesus.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 10, 2017 01:53 AM
****
I know that. Really, I do.
But if you take the New Testament srsly, aren't we called to be like Him or at least try to come close? It doesn't matter if I fail miserably in my attempt to, I think I will be judged by how hard I try. Or don't try. Not by my success

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 02:04 AM (Rsi2C)

642 Wow

Posted by: SFGoth at June 10, 2017 02:05 AM (gvrCT)

643 Jesus was God incarnate. He didnt need to watch his six. You do. As do we all.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 10, 2017 02:06 AM (0mRoj)

644 Okay. I'll stop. I thinking I'm trying your collective patience. I really have benefited from your comments this evening. I have alot to think about at least.

Thank you.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 02:06 AM (Rsi2C)

645 595 Buying some BRCC for me and friends, and found this while browsing: http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7dh9cy4
(and then tinyurl had a BRCC ad "pillage and plunder your local hipsterbucks" heh!)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2017 01:26 AM (0ReGO)


Last weekend they altered the logo in the upper left corner on the website to say "Black Rifle Covfefe Company". I thought that was hilarious.

So I ordered a bag last weekend. I chose USPS 2-day shipping, as my supply was getting low. It shipped on Tuesday with an estimated delivery date of Thursday. Fine.

I got home from work on Thursday to find no coffee. I checked the tracking information and found that it had arrived in Philadelphia, and then went to a post office about 30 miles from me. OK, so I should get it on Friday. No problem.

Tonight I got home from work, only to once again find no coffee. I turned on my computer and found out it was back in Philadelphia again.

So it took the USPS two days to get it from Salt Lake City, UT to Philadelphia, PA, about 30 miles from my house, and and another two days to *not* get it that last 30 miles.

Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2017 02:07 AM (sdi6R)

646 Well, a few those people are from here and didn't write me off and never judged me for judgeworthy stuff that they had every right to. They even forgave me when they didn't have to for things I did that hurt them. One person in particular who likes me despite every reason I've given him not to. So, I can't really say more than that without betraying their confidence.

And I generally think people are total shit. Except I know just a few that defy the odds that make me hopeful about humanity. That's a hard thing for me, but anyone of these few people are exceptional but would be written off by most people using superficial standards
Posted by: L, Elle at June




yeah bu how do any of the standards of judgement that you espoused earlier apply here? you do not know anything about any of us. you know more about the porn hording skull selling son of ed gein than you do about us.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 02:07 AM (cPsPa)

647 JJ and I might disagree about jesus, but any religion that proscribes murder and mayhem is ok with.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 10, 2017 02:08 AM (gvrCT)

648 "The joint email thing is an almost requirement serious you guys type thing among evangelicals."

Hey, Bill. Still coming over to "tear down and rebuild that snow blower carburetor" on Saturday morning? Nudge nudge, wink wink?

Posted by: torquewrench at June 10, 2017 02:10 AM (ujwCG)

649 So it took the USPS two days to get it from Salt Lake City, UT to Philadelphia, PA, about 30 miles from my house, and and another two days to *not* get it that last 30 miles.
Posted by: rickl at June




you are not talking about that faggoty chicory stuff are you. f

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 02:10 AM (cPsPa)

650 You are absolutely correct. That works 99.5% of the time in judging people except when it doesn't. I have met truly remarkable people that I have benefited greatly from knowing by ignoring that criteria and system of thinking and judgment. My life would be so much poorer for having not known them and me, the worse, had I not looked beyond the superficial in first meeting them.
Posted by: L, Elle at June


There's nothing that says you can't give them the benefit of doubt, or try and look beyond a first impression. However, a lot of people have this mistaken idea that they are exempt from first impressions. That they're entitled to a second or third look to see who they "truly are". It's usually bullshit. Who they are is who they appear to be on the outside. The few who are more than they appear should be grateful that they were given a second look.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 10, 2017 02:11 AM (Tnhbr)

651 I'm bailing just as suddenly as I appeared. Later all.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 10, 2017 02:13 AM (0mRoj)

652 heck, lots of people I dislike simply based upon their nickname at the hq.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 02:13 AM (cPsPa)

653 night inso

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 02:14 AM (cPsPa)

654 or for drinking chicory coffee

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 02:14 AM (cPsPa)

655 652 heck, lots of people I dislike simply based upon their nickname at the hq.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 02:13 AM (cPsPa)
***
Like?

Not Masturbating Pete. You probably admire that guy

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 02:15 AM (Rsi2C)

656 wow, it is late. who knew there were time stamps in the signature lines?


night everyone.





night L,Elle

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 02:16 AM (cPsPa)

657 649
you are not talking about that faggoty chicory stuff are you. f
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2017 02:10 AM (cPsPa)


Nope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUzAqIM9f5g

Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2017 02:16 AM (sdi6R)

658 Y5, is $35 too much money for a tshirt?
I know it is, but I want the overpriced tee.

First world problems. Haha
Now I feel guilty again

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 02:17 AM (Rsi2C)

659 Well, I am off to bed. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2017 02:17 AM (XUcIQ)

660 So BOC didn't play the entire 1st album - missing 3 songs. But...! Screams, Foot, True Confessions. Other gems. Sounded great. Happiest old men - buck, eric, and the crowd. smile

Posted by: SFGoth at June 10, 2017 02:17 AM (gvrCT)

661 Not Masturbating Pete. You probably admire that guy

I do.

G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2017 02:18 AM (IcT7t)

662 You did that on purpose! I write you back and then you pull the stupid Goodnight thing on me.

Not saying goodnight back.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 02:18 AM (Rsi2C)

663 Okay. A begrudging Goodnight, Blanco.

I can't believe I'm doing doing the goodnight duty again. How'd this happen?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 02:20 AM (Rsi2C)

664 Who's going to get that #?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 02:21 AM (Rsi2C)

665 A t-shirt is worth whatever you feel like paying for it. If it has a design that I like and want, I'll pay more than I would for some mundane crap.

Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2017 02:22 AM (sdi6R)

666 660 So BOC didn't play the entire 1st album - missing 3 songs.

I recall SFGoth being a BOC superfan from comments of years past. I've seen them several times myself, though the last time was, well, over ace's age of 29 years ago.

*I may be older than 29*

And BOC '1' is still my favorite album of theirs.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 10, 2017 02:22 AM (6jaju)

667 Excellent. 666, dude.

*air guitar*

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 10, 2017 02:23 AM (6jaju)

668 665 A t-shirt is worth whatever you feel like paying for it. If it has a design that I like and want, I'll pay more than I would for some mundane crap.
Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2017 02:22 AM (sdi6R)
****
Thank you.
I'll take that response as permission.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 02:24 AM (Rsi2C)

669 I usually don't say good night. I either fall asleep at the keyboard or shut the computer down and totter off to bed.

But goodnight, L, Elle, if you're actually going to bed.

Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2017 02:24 AM (sdi6R)

670 L Elle I think you should note one important thing. I don't think anyone has told you not to look for things you want to buy on Craigslist. Just that you are more careful.


And also I know you said that these sellers have people lined up behind you that want t buy and will go to their home rather than meet somewhere but do they really? Have you asked them to meet you somewhere fr the sale and they said no? And if you aren't doing this why aren't you proposing this before you agree to go to their home?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 10, 2017 02:29 AM (lSJl0)

671 Thanks, rickl? for the sincere Goodnight. You too!

The tshirt is on sale for $27. Just checked. Woohoo! I get a deal. Thanks for giving me permission.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 02:29 AM (Rsi2C)

672 A top 5 BOC show and Donald Trump is President. It's a great year

Posted by: SFGoth at June 10, 2017 02:30 AM (gvrCT)

673 I know what you're asking, buzz. It's an old salesman trick to claim to you have other people interested to close a sale.

The stuff I look for is hard to find stuff that you can't buy in stores for as little as I'm willing to pay. It's niche stuff. I'm just a big cheapskate is what the problem is. I hate spending money and paying full price for anything. So I do this CL stuff to get around that.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 02:33 AM (Rsi2C)

674 So be an even bigger cheapskate and save some gas money by having them meet you halfway somewhere public.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 10, 2017 02:37 AM (lSJl0)

675 For example, I am looking at this Japanese low dining table, made of maple, 6 ft long, perfect condition. $65. There is a separate listing for 3x3 Oriental floor pillows to go with such f
a table. Gorgeous fabric and pattern. 3 pillows for $30.

So that's a whole dining room for less than $100.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 02:38 AM (Rsi2C)

676 I mean, you can't duplicate that or beat that price anywhere except CL.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 02:40 AM (Rsi2C)

677 And no one would have that pretty and cool a dining room except in Japan.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 02:43 AM (Rsi2C)

678 Well apparently someone does. And they want to sell it :p

Posted by: Buzzion at June 10, 2017 02:45 AM (lSJl0)

679 Is this working?

Posted by: reyskavikkson at June 10, 2017 02:46 AM (326fr)

680 I'm left speechless at that insanely simple and brilliant response to what I thought was an irrefutable argument.

Yeah, I know, it's cool stuff except highly impractical which is why some probable serial killer wants to unload it for cheap.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 02:49 AM (Rsi2C)

681 Is this working?
Posted by: reyskavikkson at June 10, 2017 02:46 AM (326fr)
****
No.
Try again.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2017 02:50 AM (Rsi2C)

682 3 pillows for a 6' table?

Posted by: Guests sitting on Elle's floor at June 10, 2017 02:51 AM (GzDYP)

683 "Hero

Think you could do what this woman did? This woman threw herself in front of a speeding car to save a child. Warning: they have it on video."


I watched that video three times (it has slow motion too), and came to the unfortunate conclusion that she did NOT intentionally "throw herself in front of the car" at all, much less to save someone else. She was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time, and was hit by the car along with the child. Neither of them had any time at all to react or move away -- the car just zoomed in and slammed them.

This doesn't mean she's a "bad person" or anything -- in fact, she's the tragic victim of a car accident that was not her fault. But to call her a "hero" is stretching it too far -- unless there is some video they aren't showing here (doubtful), the evidence pretty clearly shows that she was hit and did not intentionally try to save anyone. Nor was such a ting even possible -- it all happened in a split second.

I think the whole "hero" thing is just a narrative the media is trying to spin, to get people to disbelieve the obvious evidence of their own eyes.

Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2017 03:16 AM (DQ4Fv)

684
Well, I've finally found the the end of the internets, or least this ONT.

Another interesting night...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at June 10, 2017 03:37 AM (4DCSq)

685 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 10, 2017 03:56 AM (tCQbV)

686 They do not realize that I am the reincarnation of T.E. Lawrence. I must lead my people to freedom.

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 10, 2017 03:57 AM (xAvrH)

687 Cirrocumulus clouds and full moon here. Nice...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at June 10, 2017 04:19 AM (4DCSq)

688 Looks like everyone is gone

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2017 04:20 AM (Ot7+c)

689
Ahem... Circuit Gilles Villeneuve this Sunday?

Posted by: Spun and Murky at June 10, 2017 04:27 AM (4DCSq)

690 ... She was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time, and was hit by the car along with the child...

Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2017 03:16 AM

----------------------

This was my take on it also. I viewed the video several times, pausing as frequently as I could. It appears the woman saw what was coming and was simply trying to get out of the car's path. At that moment, it's doubtful she was aware of anything other than self-preservation. The vehicle hits her, knocking her into the child and mowing them both down.

Glad someone else saw it pretty much the same way. News being what it is these days, makes you start to question your own eyes. Thanks, Zombie. Saved me from feeling like a coldly-analytical SOB.

Posted by: EyeTest at June 10, 2017 04:31 AM (5x9My)

691 Morning horde.

Ugh waking up with a belly ache is the worst.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 10, 2017 05:13 AM (smD62)

692 Mornin'

Going to be hot and humid on the Niagara Frontier today. Think I'll get out on a hike after the gym. Visit my secret wild strawberry patch. They won't start ripening for a couple more weeks, but I just want to see how they're doing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 10, 2017 05:17 AM (ul9CR)

693 I think the whole "hero" thing is just a narrative the media is trying to spin, to get people to disbelieve the obvious evidence of their own eyes.
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2017 03:16 AM

-----------------------

Yup. The FakeNews in our own country continuously reminds me of a quote from Dissident Frogman's "Cartridge vs. Bullet" video re the AFP (if you've never seen it, find it on YouTube):

"Since you will fake the news from Iraq anyway, it won't kill you to make the hoax a bit more credible."

U.S. FakeNews is not limited to politics. Pretty much anything and everything is being faked these days, as you will know if you've ever been eyewitness to some local news event, then either seen it reported on t.v. or in the local paper. Twits just can't (won't?) get the facts straight, however simple the story may be.

Speaking of the Dissident Frogman...after a couple years of seeming abandonment of the website, apparently he's back! A Goober search turns up a new site under construction.

My first exposure to DF was thanks to Ace and this blog. Thanks, Ace!


Posted by: EyeTest at June 10, 2017 05:20 AM (5x9My)

694 Oh, good. They revised the forecast and pushed the humidity ahead to Monday onward. Now it's "hot and breezy" for the weekend. Thanks, meteorologists!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 10, 2017 05:22 AM (ul9CR)

695 Morning horde.

Ugh waking up with a belly ache is the worst.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 10, 2017 05:13 AM

------------

Waking up? Still haven't gone to bed (idiot i am). So, what's the suspect for belly ache? Surely not a good way to start off a Saturday.

Posted by: EyeTest at June 10, 2017 05:27 AM (5x9My)

696 DRUDGE: Joe Biden encourages Mitt Romney to run for Senate...

Huh. And Felonia von Pantsuit encouraged Mittens to pursue the SecState position with the Trump administration. Why, it's almost like there's a UniParty or something.

But that can't possibly be, since the GOP keeps sending me fund-raising requests so they can fight the Democrats' agenda.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 10, 2017 05:27 AM (ul9CR)

697 @695

I had a bad day yesterday and binged on strawberry daiquiri, strawberry pie, cinnamon roll, and chocolate milk in the matter of an hour.

Not good.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 10, 2017 05:34 AM (smD62)

698 Why yes it is, qualifying should be on later morning or afternoon.
Its very nice outside, full moon setting

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2017 05:36 AM (Ot7+c)

699 1pm on CNBC

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2017 05:38 AM (Ot7+c)

700 Good morning. That top picture is one of my favorites. Cute doggy, cute kid, full of joy. Hot, hot hot here in N IL for the foreseeable future. Not my favorite weather.

Posted by: lizabth at June 10, 2017 05:38 AM (p0fBx)

701 Visit my secret wild strawberry patch. They won't start ripening for a couple more weeks, but I just want to see how they're doing.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 10, 2017 05:17 AM

-----------------------

??? Srsly? Wild strawberrys here in the south have already come and gone. Got gobs of 'em on the bank next to the house. They make lots of healthy-looking leaves and runners, but then the trees leaf out and shade them so much, they rarely produce fruit. And if they do, the birds get most of them. I got ONE this year, but oh, so yummy! So much flavor packed into such a small package! Good luck with your hunt, WWW.

I do same with blackberries in July...got a few "secret patches" along places where I walk the dog. Whenever I pass folks who say, "Looks kinda snake-y to me," I answer, "Yeh, I saw a 4-footer in there just the other day." hehehe

Posted by: EyeTest at June 10, 2017 05:39 AM (5x9My)

702 Not good.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 10, 2017 05:34 AM

------------

Ugh. Sounds like something I'd do to relieve stress when I was in my 20s. Hope you're young and that Alka-Seltzer and extra sleep will help it pass.

Posted by: EyeTest at June 10, 2017 05:47 AM (5x9My)

703 I might fall asleep at work. Been up since 0330. Well, off we go.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2017 05:50 AM (zLDYs)

704 Morning thread is up.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 10, 2017 05:52 AM (d76uN)

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Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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