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Comey Testimony Open Thread

comey yuck.jpg

He really is a whiny little snot. I'll bet he was a rat in kindergarten and told on the kids who didn't sleep during nap time...

Posted by: CBD at 11:45 AM




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1 Firstest!

Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2017 11:38 AM (rmVvL)

2 He looks like a shithead and talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 08, 2017 11:38 AM (4ErVI)

3 And so it begins again...

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....mouthy too at June 08, 2017 11:38 AM (RFeQD)

4 Turd

Posted by: Karmic Justice at June 08, 2017 11:38 AM (xCkcs)

5 Has he said Trump broke me! yet?

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2017 11:39 AM (ENQf8)

6 He's Tall. Wow.

But he hides behind curtains.

Not an alpha guy at all. Nope.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....mouthy too at June 08, 2017 11:39 AM (RFeQD)

7 Not a closer.

Posted by: Max Power at June 08, 2017 11:40 AM (q177U)

8 He leaked his own memos to the NYT? This is definitely bad, but PDT ain't the man it's bad for.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 08, 2017 11:40 AM (3J/LN)

9 Bifurcated snake tongue lets him flawlessly speak from both sides of his mouth.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 08, 2017 11:40 AM (e1mEI)

10 So if I feel that a woman wants me sexually, I am protected from sexual assault charges?

Thanks Comey.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2017 11:40 AM (J+eG2)

11 Has he said Trump broke me! yet?
Posted by: Chupacabra

What a collection of ....whiners.


Not watching this or paying attention. Too busy.

Wouldn't be prudent, at this juncture!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....mouthy too at June 08, 2017 11:40 AM (RFeQD)

12 Dack's right.

Posted by: Kerry at June 08, 2017 11:40 AM (VQea+)

13 Somewhere, J Edgar Hoover Weeps!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2017 11:40 AM (gwPgz)

14 Who farted? It smells like farts in here.

Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation at June 08, 2017 11:41 AM (qfDb3)

15 Donald Trump touched me inappropriately.
It gave me a boner.
I'm scared.

Posted by: James Comey at June 08, 2017 11:41 AM (xCkcs)

16 Not a closer.
Posted by: Max Power


Comey, no coffee for you!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....mouthy too at June 08, 2017 11:41 AM (RFeQD)

Posted by: Granny Gertrude's Goiter Glue at June 08, 2017 11:41 AM (LO4ZX)

18 Give this shitstain a juice box.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 08, 2017 11:41 AM (l4aLi)

19 He really is a whiny little snot. I'll bet he was a rat in kindergarten and told on the kids who didn't sleep during nap time...

***

Heh, he's the kid whose cubby hole I pee'd in.




Posted by: dananjcon at June 08, 2017 11:41 AM (WLK0w)

20 Holy shit, so the NYT has a copy of Comeys notes, but this fucking committee DOESN'T??!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 08, 2017 11:41 AM (jjaLl)

21

Ginger brings up Trump tweets.

purposeful

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 11:41 AM (fceHP)

22 somebody should atomic wedgie this poor excuse for a man. what a pussy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 08, 2017 11:41 AM (KP5rU)

23 Quick questions... Comey has obviously been heavily prepared for this hearing. He appears to have referred extensively to the memos he prepared regarding his meetings with Trump. But those memos were prepared in the course of his employment as FBI Director. They aren't his personal property and are arguably both classified and privileged (executive privilege... they detail conversations with the President). Did he take those government documents with him when he left the FBI? As a private citizen what right does he have to remove documents from a government office? Who authorized him to remove them and/or to copy them? And isn't the removal of government documents from a government office without authorization itself a crime?

Just asking. Everybody seems to be acting like Comey is still an employee of the federal government, and he's not as far as I know, so why does he have copies of his memos to help him keep his story straight?

Posted by: The Regular Guy at June 08, 2017 11:42 AM (lMMMV)

24 Lankford: Does your gay friend still have copies.

Comey: Hmm, I didn't think about that.

WTF? This is the top guy for FBI?

Posted by: Eli Cash at June 08, 2017 11:42 AM (a+WIL)

25 F*cking hilarious CBD. Perfect.

Posted by: Some damn moron at June 08, 2017 11:42 AM (E8apb)

26 Apparently L'il Marco found his shinebox, and proceeded to give it to Comey.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2017 11:42 AM (ENQf8)

27 He's made it clear he thought the "I hope you can let this go" was a directive - but then also admitted he did not push back with any kind of "sir, that is an inappropriate ask", nor ask for clarification of *was* it a directive, nor did he report it as obstruction at the time, nor did he see any subsequent consequence... all he did was write it down in his mean girl diary. Petty little schemer.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 08, 2017 11:42 AM (88jeI)

28 I recuse myself.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at June 08, 2017 11:42 AM (l4aLi)

29 Oops, sorry! Not watching rats swim as they leave a sinking ship. Liberal idiots like that nonsense.

Posted by: Granny Gertrude's Goiter Glue at June 08, 2017 11:42 AM (LO4ZX)

30 Remember that insane Hillary interview where she basically implied that if the secret force behind the Russian interference was none other than...Donald J Trump!

Trump stole the election....er..for himself. Trump is trying to influence his own election! It's like a mystery wrapped in an illusion!

Posted by: Max Power at June 08, 2017 11:43 AM (q177U)

31 20 Holy shit, so the NYT has a copy of Comeys notes, but this fucking committee DOESN'T??!!\


!Only thing so far that was good from the Repubs was Rubios "So everyday there were leaks on Trump and Russia but not once did one of those leaks say Trump wasn't under investigation?"

Posted by: It's Me donna at June 08, 2017 11:43 AM (O2RFr)

32

he sure has a lot of queasy feelings

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 11:44 AM (fceHP)

33 I unfortunately work for CBS news and they have it on all the TVs here in the office. They are giddy. Comey is bringing down Trump! He's the greatest American hero since John Dean!

Finally we have the goods on Trump! IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!!

Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at June 08, 2017 11:44 AM (sg+zU)

34
I get a peeeeeeaceful....queasy feeling.....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 11:44 AM (8XRCm)

35 He said he took the "remove the cloud" conversation as directive to drop the entire Russia investigation, but said in the very same conversation that the Prez told him that they would continue that investigation and find anyone who may have been acting inappropriately/illegally. It can't be both.

Unless you want it to be, in your little mean girl diary.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 08, 2017 11:44 AM (88jeI)

36 J. Edgar Limpdick speaks.

Posted by: Anchovy at June 08, 2017 11:44 AM (c86/W)

37 That pic of Comey above reminds me of Wormtail from the Harry Potter series.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2017 11:44 AM (jxbfJ)

38 Don't Get Sand Kicked In Your Face! Buy The Charles Atlas Plan!

Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2017 11:45 AM (Bdeb0)

39

What is this hearing about, btw?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 11:45 AM (fceHP)

40 Someone fetch me my fainting couch!

Posted by: Comey clutching his My little pony diary at June 08, 2017 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

41 !Only thing so far that was good from the Repubs was Rubios "So everyday there were leaks on Trump and Russia but not once did one of those leaks say Trump wasn't under investigation?"
Posted by: It's Me donna at June 08, 2017 11:43 AM (O2RFr)


My bet is there was a Trump isn't under investigation leak they chose not to report.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2017 11:45 AM (ENQf8)

42 I recuse myself.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at June 08, 2017 11:42 AM (l4aLi)


That was the beginning of the end!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2017 11:45 AM (gwPgz)

43 "Comey"...

...those in the know spell it "Shitmonkey".

Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 11:45 AM (WDCYi)

44 Someone needs to tell Comey that breaking a date with your wife when the boss calls is part of the job.

Posted by: Madam Secretary at June 08, 2017 11:45 AM (J+eG2)

45 #RealRural

Milady called me to the kitchen window, to point out a deer who had just arisen from the high grass just beyond the lawn.

As we watched this lovely doe stride along, suddenly there's what looks like a large cat bouncing behind her.

If not newborn, that fawn was no more than a day old. Smallest deer we've ever seen on the farm. Involuntary squeeee material, fer sure.

To think, I could have been watching D.C. lying liars lying to each other on the television. If I had one.

Posted by: mindful webworker - tee vee - is that a man wearing ladies' clothes? at June 08, 2017 11:45 AM (TIFWI)

46 I'll bet he was a rat in kindergarten

His family's all rats. He grew up to be a rat.

Posted by: Tommy DeVito at June 08, 2017 11:45 AM (s/EUv)

47 I once had a Rooskie ask me for directions. It was very suspicious.

Posted by: Grand Master Homey at June 08, 2017 11:46 AM (Tyii7)

48 How did he avoid the "Big Bird" nickname?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 08, 2017 11:46 AM (vV/gB)

49 I just discovered that I have some fuzz in my navel.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at June 08, 2017 11:46 AM (l4aLi)

50 Think I'll take the Mrs. out for some Borsch and Stroganoff tonight in celebration of this magnanimous gift of DJT that Russian has bestowed upon us.


Posted by: dananjcon at June 08, 2017 11:46 AM (WLK0w)

51 Quick questions... Comey has obviously been heavily prepared for this hearing. He appears to have referred extensively to the memos he prepared regarding his meetings with Trump. But those memos were prepared in the course of his employment as FBI Director. They aren't his personal property and are arguably both classified and privileged (executive privilege... they detail conversations with the President). Did he take those government documents with him when he left the FBI? As a private citizen what right does he have to remove documents from a government office? Who authorized him to remove them and/or to copy them? And isn't the removal of government documents from a government office without authorization itself a crime?

Just asking. Everybody seems to be acting like Comey is still an employee of the federal government, and he's not as far as I know, so why does he have copies of his memos to help him keep his story straight?
Posted by: The Regular Guy
..............
He just testified that he turned those memos over to Mueller.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 08, 2017 11:46 AM (so+oy)

52 is hillary prezznit yet?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 08, 2017 11:46 AM (KP5rU)

53 "I'd like to ask you about the dinner napkins now, Mr. Comey. Would you describe them as 'elegant?'"

Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2017 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)

54 he sure has a lot of queasy feelings

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 11:44 AM (fceHP)


Just like Lt. Dan on our patrols.

Posted by: Forest Gump at June 08, 2017 11:46 AM (JO9+V)

55 Hmmm.... so.... he lied to Congress a month or so ago about no pressure to drop the investigation?

How... interesting...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 11:47 AM (NgKpN)

56 I've met some Russians and I voted for Trump - does this make Deplorable enough?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 08, 2017 11:47 AM (vV/gB)

57
Oh....mother fucker.... YOU dont get to quote Reagan.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 11:47 AM (8XRCm)

58 Comey is merely the FIRST arrow in the leftist quiver. They don't want to hear Trump dead, they want to see Trump dead.

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2017 11:47 AM (zLDYs)

59 "Trump told me he expects loyalty to America. VERY CONCERNING." - Comey

Posted by: Comey's Lawyer at June 08, 2017 11:47 AM (LO4ZX)

60 Manchin-Did PDT record your conversations?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 08, 2017 11:47 AM (l4aLi)

61 Fennel seed.

According to experts (Martha Stewart and others) I need ground fennel seed to make the perfect sausage patty for my sausage and egg McMuffin.

What? Am I interrupting something important?

Oh! Sorry. Please for to forgive the fox paws.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 08, 2017 11:47 AM (m9X4Y)

62

Now, let's get to the speculation phase.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 11:48 AM (fceHP)

63 So in the new world order, feelings trump facts?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2017 11:48 AM (J+eG2)

64 Comey was the kid who peeked when playing 7 up in school

Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2017 11:48 AM (Izjjo)

65 33 "they are giddy"

i figured.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 08, 2017 11:48 AM (WTSFk)

66 Comey made an Animal House speech

Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2017 11:48 AM (7uYFy)

67 So Loretta Lynch's request to refer to Hillary's investigation as "a matter" left him with a queasy feeling? Back to these feelings?

Dude, that queasy feeling was any self respect, integrity you had left bailing on you. Contributing to that was your fears of your upcoming "sucide".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2017 11:48 AM (jxbfJ)

68 Fox scrolling that Trumps attorney will make a statement after hearing.

Posted by: RedDish at June 08, 2017 11:48 AM (5eXg1)

69 1st Prize Cadillac Eldorado
2nd Prize Set of steak knives
3rd Prize goes to Jim Comey

Posted by: ed gibbon at June 08, 2017 11:48 AM (HnvBz)

70 To think, I could have been watching D.C. lying liars lying to each other on the television. If I had one.

Posted by: mindful webworker - tee vee - is that a man wearing ladies' clothes? at June 08, 2017 11:45 AM (TIFWI)


Count your blessings!

Yesterday, I saw a doe eating in my unweeded flower bed, it wass quite a sight.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2017 11:49 AM (gwPgz)

71 I get all queasy when people spout off about that love of country and patriotism crap.

Posted by: Grand Master Homey at June 08, 2017 11:49 AM (Tyii7)

72 he sure has a lot of queasy queery feelings
Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2017 11:49 AM (nlbfN)

73 Are the Republicans holding something back to drop later? Are they really this bad or does Trump have something up his sleeve?

Posted by: firehorse at June 08, 2017 11:49 AM (W13WA)

74 I need a shower after listening to this guy. What a slimeball weasel.

Nothing but ass covering for his incompetence. The guy was as steady at the helm as a drunken sailor on crack.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 08, 2017 11:50 AM (sNAef)

75 as I said at the end of the previous thread, what did he say about the Atty Gen referring to the Jilly investigation as a matter? Was he admitting Lynch practically ordered him as to what to say about the... matter?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 08, 2017 11:50 AM (ILitO)

76 Are they really this bad or does Trump have something up his sleeve?


-----

Yes

Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 11:50 AM (8XRCm)

77 It's so fun to listen to lefties heads explode today.

"We're going to impeach Drumpf!!!!!"

aaaaaaaand not so much

Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 08, 2017 11:50 AM (2g71q)

78 FUCK that guy. He should be in prison right along side Owebama's administration.

Posted by: Sponge at June 08, 2017 11:50 AM (xttKs)

79 Big Bird?

Big P-ssy is more like it.

Posted by: Tommy DeVito at June 08, 2017 11:50 AM (s/EUv)

80
"And although the law required no reason at all to fire and FBI Director, the administration then chose to defame me, and more importantly the FBI, by saying that the organization was in disarray, that it was poorly run."

Comey would have been Ok with in-disarray-and-poorly-run if Hillary had fired him.

Posted by: Ok at June 08, 2017 11:50 AM (cfHE9)

81 queeeeeeeasy

Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 08, 2017 11:50 AM (88jeI)

82 I'm listening at work, and although I very rarely use this description, that guy is a "pussy". Intimidated? Queasy? His own testimony indicates that he's not fit to be FBI Director. He should be in charge of fainting couch quality control. He's not a beta male, he's an omega male. Embarrassing. He's afraid to be alone with the President? Last time that was said it was about Bill Clinton and that was justified. This is a joke.

Posted by: biblio at June 08, 2017 11:50 AM (6FY0P)

83 re 61: and to make fennel cake.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 08, 2017 11:50 AM (ILitO)

84 33 I unfortunately work for CBS news and they have it on all the TVs here in the office. They are giddy. Comey is bringing down Trump! He's the greatest American hero since John Dean!

Finally we have the goods on Trump! IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!!
Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at June 08, 2017 11:44 AM (sg+zU)




It's like they are listening for how Comey says his words, rather than what he actually says. Oh wait....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 08, 2017 11:50 AM (ujg0T)

85 I heard this a-hole on the radio while driving to work.

He was mewling on and on about how "Justice had to be blind", etc, etc-

Yeah, sure, right?

If Justice is Blind (which it should be) then how come Hillary!'s still walking around free, fat, dumb, and happy harpy?

Huh? Riddle me this.

Any other citizen would find themselves on trial and incarcerated for a hundred years if they did one-tenth the things she did.

You admitted so yourself.

But, then....nothing.


Yeah, no. Sorry, a-hole. You don't get to talk about blind justice....ever.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2017 11:51 AM (9q7Dl)

86 Amazingly enough, none of the lefties in my office are remotely interested in this hearing. And I am here deep in enemy territory in Southern California. To be honest, think the bosses are worried that so many manufacturing, refineries etc are filing for bankruptcy and leaving the state. not good for business and lefties they may be but they know Sacramento is killing this state.

Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 11:51 AM (a0IVu)

87 Comey is important *only* to the extent that he can provide something that can be made into a high crime and misdemeanor so that impeachment can start.

If Comey does not come through with that, then he becomes an un-person starting this evening.

And then the search will continue looking for somebody or something that will provide the necessary high crime and misdemeanor for impeachment.

Because the goal is to be rid of Trump, and now that everything else has failed and he has been sworn in the options are:
(1) Impeach
(2) 25th Amendment
(3) What we don't talk about.

Therefore, expect continuous alarms and excursions as the media provides the "New, Improved, Finally Here!" piece of evidence that will Finish Trump For Good. Settle back in your seats folks, this show is going to have a four to eight year run.

(No, desperate obsession isn't attractive.)

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 08, 2017 11:51 AM (hLRSq)

88 From yesterday: "He should be asked tomorrow if he was the source of any leaks. How could he not know who read to a NYT reporter what was in his self-serving file memo. If he tells the truth, fireworks."

Trump had tweeted: "James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!"

So Jimmy Drama today testifies that his response to this Trump Tweet was to have his friend leak to the press in the hopes of triggering a special prosecutor.

You can't make this shit up.

We need to fry this guy. After MSM uses him for another week, it'll be the only thing everyone in DC can agree on.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 08, 2017 11:51 AM (+7/1f)

89 I wonder if Comey dots his i's with little hearts.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 11:51 AM (zfFAh)

90 37 That pic of Comey above reminds me of Wormtail from the Harry Potter series. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2017 11:44 AM (jxbfJ)

The photo does give him a distinctly rodent-like feel, well chosen CBD.

Wormtail, Grima Wormtongue, take your pick...

Posted by: LizLem at June 08, 2017 11:51 AM (txMwu)

91 Cotton's turn.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 08, 2017 11:51 AM (l4aLi)

92 Even if the president would have told him to drop the Dlynn matter there is no basis for obstruction charges. None.

That's the elephant in the room.

They're building on a faulty premise.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 08, 2017 11:51 AM (sNAef)

93 So, we're supposed to care because the Russians will try to influence our elections in the future.

1. Duh.
2. So maybe use some damned security on your internet next time, douche tards

Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2017 11:51 AM (O7MnT)

94 Over? Over? Was it over when the Peruvians bombed Covfefe?

Posted by: Grand Master Homey at June 08, 2017 11:51 AM (Tyii7)

95 73 Are the Republicans holding something back to drop later? Are they really this bad or does Trump have something up his sleeve?
Posted by: firehorse at June 08, 2017 11:49 AM (W13WA)

You must ask yourself a different question...

This is not enough to get Trump out of office... but wounding him will stop the Trump agenda...

All those things that Congress is NOT doing???

So the question becomes, does the GOPe have Trump's back? or not?

Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 11:51 AM (NgKpN)

96 Union guys in the break room are watching this fast talking. I wonder if I can file a grievance for hostile workplace?

Posted by: Steve Adore at June 08, 2017 11:51 AM (VibvY)

97 Loretta Lynch's request to refer to Hillary's investigation as "a matter" left him with a queasy feeling? Back to these feelings?
_____________________

*Waves Hands*

This is not the testimony you are looking for!!!

Posted by: CNN at June 08, 2017 11:52 AM (phoPy)

98 So what level of security clearance did Comey's leaking friend have?

Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 08, 2017 11:52 AM (fD1ST)

99 I got a pissful, queasy feeling..

Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2017 11:52 AM (ANIFC)

100 I loved Queezy in the Jefferson, so funny.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 08, 2017 11:52 AM (WLK0w)

101 Alright, I'm tapping out here. Can't take any more of this verbal diarrhea.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 08, 2017 11:52 AM (KUaJL)

102 So the question becomes, does the GOPe have Trump's back? or not?

Seriously?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2017 11:52 AM (O2RFr)

103 Gimme my Cheese!

My submission for the Comey photo caption contest.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 08, 2017 11:53 AM (ARzf8)

104 "They're gonna try to run it down and dirty it up as much as possible"
...
and you are helping them, titwit.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 08, 2017 11:53 AM (88jeI)

105 So Comey was full of queasy feelings - he should have taken pepto and called it a day.

Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 11:53 AM (a0IVu)

106 queasy feelings but no counseling of anyone, "hey let's be clear."

dickless leaders

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 08, 2017 11:53 AM (g9A94)

107 The objective is to try and slow Trumpet down by damaging him.

I know liberals are all blowing each other right now, but tomorrow's or perhaps next week they are going to realize this is a giant FAIL.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 08, 2017 11:54 AM (sNAef)

108 So the question becomes, does the GOPe have Trump's back? or not?
Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 11:51 AM (NgKpN)

------

Ummmm, no.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 11:54 AM (8XRCm)

109 I'm back. Phone interview's over. So's my career.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 11:54 AM (0mRoj)

110 Comey won't say Trump didn't collude with Russia.


what a pi*ce of shit.

Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2017 11:54 AM (hdpay)

111 103 Gimme my Cheese!

My submission for the Comey photo caption contest.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 08, 2017 11:53 AM (ARzf

"That bitch is wearing the same shoes as me!"

Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2017 11:54 AM (ANIFC)

112 It seems the Democrats in both parties are out to "get" Trump with innuendos, suppositions, and insinuation. Just need to ask the questions correctly, right? That should be enough for the fake media to start the impeachment momentum rolling among the Leftist witch hunters.

Posted by: Granny Gertrude's Goiter Glue at June 08, 2017 11:55 AM (LO4ZX)

113 So the question becomes, does the GOPe have Trump's back? or not?



Seriously?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2017 11:52 AM (O2RFr)

Just like Brutus

Posted by: Caesar at June 08, 2017 11:55 AM (JO9+V)

114 Brattleboro is proud, so proud of Senitopr Comey for all has done to improve the FBI and investigate that lieing sack of garbagr Trump. Trump lied and many Americans have died and Brattleboro calls on Presdent Obama to fix this mess so the cunty can back on track. The world stills loves him and also wants him back to continue halding Globull Climate Changr. the the world becomes to hot to live here what will we tell future children ???????????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 08, 2017 11:55 AM (WmgTn)

115
Say, has anyone but me tried to roll a rock uphill like that sisphesian guy?

I did it once, not kidding. I have pitchers.

Triumph of Will and Leverage; mostly will.

Inch by inch, slowly I levered, and blocked, and levered ...

Ok, Ima gonna go fry sausage for lunch. I won't bother all y'all until after lunch.

Enjoy your TV Drama.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 08, 2017 11:55 AM (m9X4Y)

116 Comey won't say Trump didn't collude with Russia.

-----

But he DID say Hillary didnt *intend* to break the law.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 11:55 AM (8XRCm)

117 ah rubio actually made my point...did you counsel the potus, say you cant do these things...
Rubio...why?
Comey the Camoflaugist "derrr i dunno"

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 08, 2017 11:55 AM (g9A94)

118
So in the new world order, feelings trump facts?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


For the past 30 years at least.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2017 11:55 AM (IqV8l)

119 "Comey won't say Trump didn't collude with Russia.


what a pi*ce of shit."

Will he testify that Trump DID collude with Russia?

Slightly different question.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2017 11:56 AM (J+eG2)

120 86
Amazingly enough, none of the lefties in my office are remotely
interested in this hearing. And I am here deep in enemy territory in
Southern California. To be honest, think the bosses are worried that so
many manufacturing, refineries etc are filing for bankruptcy and leaving
the state. not good for business and lefties they may be but they know
Sacramento is killing this state.


Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 11:51 AM (a0IVu)

I always thought that when the fiscal situation got dire enough, it would be enough of a slow-moving train (bond yields start to increase, watch lists, etc.) that California would be able to forestall bankruptcy. When single payer gets passed, it will be an unstoppable death spiral that will go faster than anyone thinks. Be ready for it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2017 11:56 AM (jK8Z7)

121

he does that little trick of saying he can't answer that in public

alluding to darker things, even if there is nothing there

guilty by innuendo

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 11:56 AM (fceHP)

122 Loretta Lynch's request to refer to Hillary's investigation as "a matter" left him with a queasy feeling?
_________________________

What's truly hilarious is that one of the twat waffle NeverTrumpers said yesterday that Comeys testimony was going to reveal things 1000x worse than what the GOP was concerned with about that tarmac meeting.

Oops.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at June 08, 2017 11:56 AM (phoPy)

123 Obama appointed , Clinton supporting gentlemen has problems with Trump . Whaaaat?

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 11:56 AM (zfFAh)

124 92 Even if the president would have told him to drop the Dlynn matter there is no basis for obstruction charges. None.

That's the elephant in the room.

They're building on a faulty premise.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 08, 2017 11:51 AM (sNAef)

The President IS the chief law enforcement officer.... PERIOD.

As Obama time and time again showed us, he has Prosecutorial Discretion (what Obama used to bypass immigration Law).

Obstruction of Justice is NOT about doing your job... its about if there is some nefarious reason or personal gain, from not persuing a case...

Trump himself was never under investigation. He gets no personal benefit from Flynn not being persecuted for silly crap.... because its a waste of time and resources...

He was doing his damn JOB to tell his subordinate, to drop that case, as its a waste of time and a POLITICAL prosecution.

Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 11:56 AM (NgKpN)

125 I noticed that he remembered the conversation where PDT invited him to dinner in vivid detail. Everything else has been, "I don't remember exactly what was said."

Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2017 11:56 AM (O7MnT)

126 Oh....mother fucker.... YOU don't get to quote Reagan.
-------
Let me guess. "Trust but verify"???

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2017 11:57 AM (nlbfN)

127 I'm back. Phone interview's over. So's my career.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 11:54 AM (0mRoj)


**pushes bottle of cognac through USB port**

I'm so sorry, Insomniac.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2017 11:57 AM (X6fMO)

128 33 I unfortunately work for CBS news and they have it on all the TVs here in the office. They are giddy. Comey is bringing down Trump! He's the greatest American hero since John Dean!

Finally we have the goods on Trump! IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!!
Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at June 08, 2017 11:44 AM (sg+zU)

I had this vision, of Pilate and Jesus, and the crowd yelling "Crucify him!" when I read this.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 08, 2017 11:57 AM (hLRSq)

129 37 That pic of Comey above reminds me of Wormtail from the Harry Potter series.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2017 11:44 AM (jxbfJ)


We read that book too! And we watch The Handmade's Tale!

Posted by: Blue Check Twitter Hacks at June 08, 2017 11:57 AM (3I7wr)

130 But Jimmy Drama testifies that there have been many many stories based on classified information about Russia that are just "dead wrong."

So MSM is trafficking in Fake News!

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 08, 2017 11:57 AM (+7/1f)

131 I wonder if Comey dots his i's with little hearts.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 11:51 AM (zfFAh)


Smarmy fag draws them as a penis.

Posted by: Sponge at June 08, 2017 11:57 AM (xttKs)

132 'm back. Phone interview's over. So's my career.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not

****

dude. sorry.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 08, 2017 11:57 AM (g9A94)

133 Oh....mother fucker.... YOU don't get to quote Reagan.
-------
Let me guess. "Trust but verify"???
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2017 11:57 AM (nlbfN)

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No.... he was prattling on about the sanctity of democracy and we are still the shining city on the hill.

Douchebag

Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 11:58 AM (8XRCm)

134 110 Comey won't say Trump didn't collude with Russia.


what a pi*ce of shit.

Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2017 11:54 AM (hdpay)

---

It's bizarre, isn't it?

He had no pro saying Hillary violated national security knowingly and repeatedly but he wasn't going to pursue charges because there probably wasn't criminal intent, but no crime found here?

Well, we can't say there was no criminal intent.

Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 08, 2017 11:58 AM (fD1ST)

135 "Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 11:56 AM (NgKpN)"

Stop. You're being to factual and cogent.

You need to lead with more pathos and a deep burning emotion like you're crazy on crack


Posted by: Marcus T at June 08, 2017 11:58 AM (sNAef)

136 >>125 . Everything else has been, "I don't remember exactly what was said." Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2017 11:56 AM (O7MnT)

The Cosby Gambit.

Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2017 11:58 AM (Bdeb0)

137 109
I'm back. Phone interview's over. So's my career.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 11:54 AM (0mRoj)
I said a little prayer for you, Insomniac - did it not go too well?

Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 11:58 AM (a0IVu)

138 Am I the only person not interested in what this slime has to say. It will all be self-serving. He released his testimony and it is the script that he will stick to per the advice of counsel. This man is is a sign of the times, an exemplar of the people that inhabit D.C. This is an utter waste of time.

Posted by: Locke Common at June 08, 2017 11:58 AM (reKRu)

139 Should I pay attention to this? I feel like my time could be better spent on doggehs, boobehs, beer, barbecue, and Winona.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 08, 2017 11:58 AM (IZkOr)

140 He really is a whiny little snot.

Actually I understand he is quite tall, 6'-8" or so. A whiny big snot.

Posted by: Paladin at June 08, 2017 11:58 AM (4kpbt)

141 Comey was concerned that the investigative team learning that Trump wanted to the Flynn investigation to end would have a "chilling effect" on their work.

Someone needs to pursue this angle regarding Obama's public pronouncements of Hillary's innocence. This is important.

Posted by: McSausage Biscuit at June 08, 2017 11:58 AM (H37nb)

142 I wonder if Comey dots his i's with little hearts.

What do you mean by that?

Posted by: Comey clutching his my little pony diary at June 08, 2017 11:58 AM (O2RFr)

143 Presumably, somebody made this incompetent FBI director because neither Curly, Larry, nor Moe were available.

I have great sympathy for all the agents who had to try to do their duty under this absolute piece of work.

I can see now why Obama kept him on.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood RN Mentioned in Despatches at June 08, 2017 11:59 AM (9X60i)

144 THEN WHO WAS COVFEFE?!!!

Posted by: Rep. Maxine Waters at June 08, 2017 11:59 AM (oowCm)

145 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2017 11:56 AM (jK8Z7)

Its the Health care crap... if Calif passes single payer.... there is no way to be competitive with products from other States...

Folks here already see the writing on the wall, and are looking to get out NOW... while they can still sell their businesses and assets to some rube...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 11:59 AM (NgKpN)

146 Has he said "What, you mean like wipe it with a cloth?" yet?

Posted by: gobagoo at June 08, 2017 11:59 AM (5r7z3)

147 Kamala!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 08, 2017 11:59 AM (JO9+V)

148 Will Comes testify under oath that there was no effort by the DOJ, or Loretta Lynch in particular to influence the FBI's handling of the Tarmac meeting?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2017 11:59 AM (J+eG2)

149 Oh gawd, Harris up.

Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2017 11:59 AM (hdpay)

150 build a superstrength extrawide chair and get Loretta Lynch in there.

Posted by: Lord Sir Covfefe at June 08, 2017 11:59 AM (nFwvY)

151
Fuck.

Kamela Harris.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 11:59 AM (8XRCm)

152 Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 11:56 AM (NgKpN)

Hadn't thought about it from that angle. That's very interesting. Comey said he thought that comment was purely in connection to the jeopardy Flynn might be in for lying to Pence; getting him out of it wouldn't have been of personal gain for Trump.

Yeah - prosecutorial discretion - this is a frivolous matter and not worthy of the resources... makes sense.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 08, 2017 11:59 AM (88jeI)

153 Kamala Harris compares Trump to armed robber

Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2017 12:00 PM (Izjjo)

154
"Ricky Roma: WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to... ****-US-UP... to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man.

Posted by: Cheri at June 08, 2017 12:00 PM (oiNtH)

155 The future POTUS is speaking now. SILENCE!

Posted by: Under Fire at June 08, 2017 12:00 PM (l4aLi)

156
CNBC was putting up tweets by Donald Jr. He was ripping the shit out of Jimmy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2017 12:00 PM (493sH)

157 I'm waiting for someone to ask him, did Trump order the code red.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:00 PM (Ri/rl)

158 145
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2017 11:56 AM (jK8Z7)



Its the Health care crap... if Calif passes single payer.... there
is no way to be competitive with products from other States...



Folks here already see the writing on the wall, and are looking to
get out NOW... while they can still sell their businesses and assets to
some rube...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 11:59 AM (NgKpN)
In this year alone, I've had 5 facilities that I work with filing bankruptcy and leaving the state.

Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:00 PM (a0IVu)

159 Kapeepee Harris! Damn, what a smrt smrt wonnin!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 08, 2017 12:00 PM (jjaLl)

160 If you are truly impartial and watching this Comey comes off like an ass covering scumbag.

Some very apolitical woman just walked in my office and said exactly that. She was like- "who is this jerk stuttering to cover his ass?"

Posted by: Marcus T at June 08, 2017 12:00 PM (sNAef)

161 I can't shake the James Comey Island hotdog thing.

Posted by: Advo at June 08, 2017 12:01 PM (ekVHT)

162 Caption contest:

This is my "getting my shit pushed in" face.

Posted by: Sponge at June 08, 2017 12:01 PM (xttKs)

163 And to think that this pathetic twarf was our Top Law Enforcement Official for how many years ?

Sad !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 08, 2017 12:01 PM (yV8pG)

164 Kamala is getting her questions from Louise Mensch, right ?

Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2017 12:01 PM (Izjjo)

165 Covfefe Harris, sorry misspelled her name.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 08, 2017 12:01 PM (jjaLl)

166 My Hillary-loving co-workers are watching this, breathlessly waiting for something, anything, that would give them hope for impeachment.

Posted by: PabloD at June 08, 2017 12:01 PM (F1m5e)

167 127 I'm back. Phone interview's over. So's my career.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 11:54 AM (0mRoj)

**pushes bottle of cognac through USB port**

I'm so sorry, Insomniac.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2017 11:57 AM (X6fMO)


*adds hemlock*
*guzzles*

That's better. It's not even that the interview went badly, it's that I don't have the specific experience they're looking for. Also there's the gap in employment. Which, I mean, come on. What the fuck am I supposed to about that? It's not like I haven't been trying to get another job. But I can't get one because I don't have one. Fuck's sake and fuck my life.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:02 PM (0mRoj)

168 Insomniac @ 109- Don't say that, dude. There is an opportunity out there for you. Always is.

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2017 12:02 PM (zLDYs)

169 Kamala Harris. Super Genius.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2017 12:02 PM (B+qrE)

170 He sure sits on a high horse considering all the corruption and sleaze where he helped the Clintons escape justice, e.g., the Marc Rich pardon . A sanctimonious little bitch he is with that in mind.

Posted by: pissed off oddnot at June 08, 2017 12:02 PM (g1MTt)

171 Fuck kamel harris in particular.

Posted by: Eli Cash at June 08, 2017 12:02 PM (a+WIL)

172 Harris strategy: It's the seriousness of the question. She knows he won't answer plus the Chairman told panel reserve those type of questions for close door session, but she asks anyway.

Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2017 12:02 PM (hdpay)

173 Lol. Trump didn't "defame the FBI". He "defamed" its incompetent leadership. Look in the mirror little Jimmy.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 08, 2017 12:02 PM (sNAef)

174 Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:00 PM (a0IVu)

I know 5 rich people selling their property and moving to Texas.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:03 PM (Ri/rl)

175

I hope Trump is signing 100 Executive Orders during this sh*tshow, and reversing regulations, and ... Making America Great Again, while these idiots are wasting our time.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:03 PM (fceHP)

176 My Hillary-loving co-workers are watching this, breathlessly waiting for something, anything, that would give them hope for impeachment.

Yeah they got a flowchart to the effect

[1] Trump is impeached

[2] Pence is impeached . . . . . . . .

[35] Hillary is named President !!!!!!


Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2017 12:03 PM (Izjjo)

177 What's this turd getting at? That Sessions cheated on his own "recusal"?

Fuck her.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 08, 2017 12:03 PM (jjaLl)

178 Hey, that Comey guy is wearing a Trump Tall Boy tie. But, he feels very queasy about it.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at June 08, 2017 12:03 PM (JZJ9v)

179 Zign zee loyalty papers, old man!

Posted by: Trump and Chong at June 08, 2017 12:03 PM (JO9+V)

180 What the fuck am I supposed to about that? It's not like I haven't been trying to get another job. But I can't get one because I don't have one. Fuck's sake and fuck my life.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:02 PM (0mRoj)


Sounds cliche, but positivity breeds positivity. Head up, man. Head up.

Posted by: Sponge at June 08, 2017 12:03 PM (xttKs)

181 Comey reminds me of the broads who would willingly crawl across the floor to nibble a quuallude off of my dingus. Love every second of it and then make up a story later for attention or in Bill Cosby's case, too get money and attention.

Posted by: Drider at June 08, 2017 12:03 PM (bdzyz)

182 I'm back. Phone interview's over. So's my career.


Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone
======
Yay! Me too.

That's why I've taken up day-drinking.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 08, 2017 12:04 PM (ZQpd0)

183 Phone interview's over. So's my career.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not

---

I once interviewed over the phone for my dream job, forgot to write down the interviewers ast name (conference call, half dozen people in his office). His first name was Ed, though, and I realized too late what I had said after I called him Mr. Ed while trying to still be polite.

Everyone on his side laughed and he thanked me for my time. Click.

Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 08, 2017 12:04 PM (fD1ST)

184 >>You fairy. You company man. Posted by: Cheri at June 08, 2017 12:00 PM (oiNtH)

Yep. Reminds me of Steve Zissou's "bond company stooge."

Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2017 12:04 PM (Bdeb0)

185 Jim Comey. Americas tallest man-child.

Holy shit. This guy needs to find his big boy pants.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 08, 2017 12:04 PM (sNAef)

186 I had this vision, of Pilate and Jesus, and the crowd yelling "Crucify him!" when I read this.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy
Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 08, 2017 11:57 AM (hLRSq)

I was thinking the "she's a WIIIITCH" scene from Monty Python. All the women wearing fake beards so they can participate in the stoning.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 08, 2017 12:04 PM (UBzPO)

187 but she asks anyway.

She's virtue signalling that she KNOWS what the real story is...

MSM will lap it up..

Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2017 12:04 PM (Izjjo)

188 Folks here already see the writing on the wall, and
are looking to get out NOW... while they can still sell their businesses
and assets to some rube...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 11:59 AM (NgKpN)

Hopefully some climate change-loving, sanctuary state-loving, free health care-loving rube. I hear them Europeans have some money.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2017 12:05 PM (jK8Z7)

189

lol, describe his body language
his tone
his eyes

DID HE SEE INSIDE YOUR SOUL JIMMEY!???

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:05 PM (fceHP)

190 Is Franken part of the inquisition squad?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2017 12:05 PM (IqV8l)

191 This horses ass must have some sort of leaked/made up info on the AG, she thinks she's got a scoop......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 08, 2017 12:05 PM (jjaLl)

192 Somewhere, Sam Ervin would say "WTF?" except he was too much of a gentleman.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2017 12:05 PM (B+qrE)

193 Comey reads body language now . . .

Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2017 12:05 PM (Izjjo)

194 Having Kamala Harris as my senator..its an embarrassment. Can I identify as a Texan instead?

Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:05 PM (a0IVu)

195 Insomniac

You never know... My Daughter had a similar "experience" and after a bit they came back to her and she got the job.... Hang in there...

Posted by: Comey clutching his my little pony diary at June 08, 2017 12:06 PM (O2RFr)

196 Short Jim Comey: "TTeump is not a very nice man. He made me cry".

Posted by: Marcus T at June 08, 2017 12:06 PM (sNAef)

197 Notice how none of Comey's answers are designed to take any heat OFF Trump? He won't even say outright that Trump didn't collude with the Russians.
He knows exactly what he's doing....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2017 12:06 PM (7uYFy)

198 I haven't conceived of such a monkey circus since Fitzmas

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 08, 2017 12:06 PM (g9A94)

199 I hope at the end of the Special Counsel, Mueller trashes Comey.

Posted by: Eli Cash at June 08, 2017 12:06 PM (a+WIL)

200 I know 5 rich people selling their property and moving to Texas.
Posted by: CaliGirl



Texas is closed. Moose out front should have told them.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2017 12:06 PM (PCof0)

201 Zign zee loyalty papers, old man!

Posted by: Trump and Chong at June 08, 2017 12:03 PM (JO9+V)


Vud you like a cigarette, old man?

Posted by: Sponge at June 08, 2017 12:06 PM (xttKs)

202

Guilty! Trump used his Jedi Mind Trick on lil jimmy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:06 PM (fceHP)

203 Yo! I need a good sales guy in KC. Seriously. Developed territory; selling software. AEC market. Anyone? Insomniac?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 08, 2017 12:06 PM (ty7RM)

204 Watched 10 seconds. Assessment = Clown Show .

Posted by: Weasel at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (C8aCP)

205 I know 5 rich people selling their property and moving to Texas.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:03 PM (Ri/rl)

-----

But all these snowflakes dont put two thoughts together and will continue to vote the way they do and will recreate the shit hole they are fleeing with out so much as "why?" occuring to them.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (8XRCm)

206 I know 5 rich people selling their property and moving to Texas.
Posted by: CaliGirl


They better not come here and vote like Cali.......

Posted by: Sponge at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (xttKs)

207 Cornyn. Oh great.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (JO9+V)

208 194 Having Kamala Harris as my senator..its an embarrassment. Can I identify as a Texan instead?
Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:05 PM (a0IVu)

Bullshit, she identifies as a Portlander.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (Ri/rl)

209 Known Unknown:
Whose side is Mueller on?

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (+7/1f)

210 So if Comey is saying this shit in the public what will he be saying in the private hearing?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (O2RFr)

211 OK so what's going on?

Quick synopsis

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (m8J9w)

212 Colorado's sjws tried to get a single payer referendum passed here. it does. in a state that voted for the drunken crooked pedo-enabler.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (fAL76)

213

So has 'anything' come out of this shit show to either put the bs to rest, or lead to actionable legal movement?

Or is it just a Punch and Judy show?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (pchgp)

214 mindful webworker...what a great way to start your day.
i had over 30 elk cow in my pasture the other morning.
no babies yet.
can't wait.

Posted by: concrete girl at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (s26vG)

215 200, Texas is closed. Moose out front should have told them.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2017 12:06 PM (PCof0)
Noooo...let us conservative californian refugees in...please..

Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (a0IVu)

216

oh, just got baited

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (fceHP)

217 it died, i meant.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (fAL76)

218 Is there a duty for an FBI agent to report a crime? Hmmmm. That's a stumper for Comey and it tells you everything you need to know.

Posted by: Eli Cash at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (a+WIL)

219 Oh, Cornyn just put doofus on the defensive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (B+qrE)

220
He's a form of weasel.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 08, 2017 12:08 PM (r+sAi)

221

Cornyn just about got him to admit he's taking this personally

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:08 PM (fceHP)

222 I hope at the end of the Special Counsel, Mueller trashes Comey.


Posted by: Eli Cash at June 08, 2017 12:06 PM (a+WIL)


Doubt it...They are best pals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2017 12:08 PM (m8J9w)

223 Ok what we do know now for a fact is that Comey was terrified to be alone in a room with a man's,man, DJT.

but


Had no qualms whatsoever about being in the same room with our first bisexual POTUS talking about some kind of "enforcement". It couldn't have been about law. Everyone saw how that went during that time.

Posted by: Drider at June 08, 2017 12:08 PM (bdzyz)

224 Comey reads body language now . . .

Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2017 12:05 PM (Izjjo)



What was the intent of the body language

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 08, 2017 12:08 PM (493sH)

225 Cali girl:. Did Trump order the code red?
Now that was funny.

Posted by: gobagoo at June 08, 2017 12:08 PM (5r7z3)

226 SMOKING GUN!? SMOKING GUN!! We know it's here somewhere...Come on, COME ON....

Posted by: abcnnbbcbsnprmsnbc at June 08, 2017 12:08 PM (ty7RM)

227 They better not come here and vote like Cali.......
Posted by: Sponge at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (xttKs)

They are conservative cowboy and cowgirl type people. Very conservative.
One couple has the best trophy collection I've seen. Lions tigers and bears, oh my.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:08 PM (Ri/rl)

228 I'm on a 5 min delay so just getting to the Kemala Harriss babble.
That's it - I'm done with this live stream. They're just gonna barf out crap that can't be answered and talk about it all night as though it proves nefarious, criminal, impeachable activity.

Let's just fast forward to the impeachment vote, please.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 08, 2017 12:08 PM (88jeI)

229 Summing this up.

Dem's: How did that bad man make you feel?

Comey: Bad, real Bad.

Rep's: Where's the beef?

Comey: ??

Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (hdpay)

230 Also there's the gap in employment. Which, I mean, come on. What the fuck am I supposed to about that? It's not like I haven't been trying to get another job. But I can't get one because I don't have one. Fuck's sake and fuck my life.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:02 PM (0mRoj)

---

Write and self-publish some particularly technical whatever and it will give you cover. Say you're researching your latest book on mumble mumble and you won't need to show anything to prove it.

Consider volunteering, too. Finding time between the research to work with disadvantaged yoots when you read how many of them can't read or do math might be good leverage.

Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (fD1ST)

231 Comey looks more like a ferret than a weasel..

Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (a0IVu)

232 I hope Trump is signing 100 Executive Orders during
this sh*tshow, and reversing regulations, and ... Making America Great
Again, while these idiots are wasting our time.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:03 PM (fceHP)

It really IS useful to have the distraction while a lot of real work continues under the radar. It would be nice to have the Senate confirm some appointees, and the Administration appoint more appointees. I hope someone is working on that. I also have been told that the Afghanistan strategy is on hold while dealing with Russia-gate.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (jK8Z7)

233 That's better. It's not even that the interview went badly, it's that I don't have the specific experience they're looking for. Also there's the gap in employment. Which, I mean, come on. What the fuck am I supposed to about that? It's not like I haven't been trying to get another job. But I can't get one because I don't have one. Fuck's sake and fuck my life.

Posted by: Insomnia

*****

it's tough, but shit eveeerrrr-one been fired at one point and had a gap.

A lesson I read about this stuff is don't make getting your old job back, or one type of job, your new job.

You can do stuff and take a leap on other adventures.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (g9A94)

234 Everyone on his side laughed and he thanked me for my time. Click.

Ouch. But on the other hand, it sounds like Mr Ed would have been a douche to work for.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (X6fMO)

235 I hope Trump is signing 100 Executive Orders during this sh*tshow, and reversing regulations, and ... Making America Great Again, while these idiots are wasting our time.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:03 PM (fceHP)



Yes! Exactly! ^^^^^

*sigh*


The Democrats would know how to play this if the situations were reversed.

Every single one of them on this committee would spend a bit of there time to say "how this was a waste of the people's time and money" and

how this was preventing Congress from doing the People's Business, etc over and over again.

So, would every Democrat interviewed for TV-"this is a witch hunt. this is a waste. etc etc etc."

Republicans? They act like whipped dogs.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (9q7Dl)

236 220
He's a form of weasel.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 08, 2017 12:08 PM (r+sAi)
-----
*ahem*

Posted by: Weasel at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (C8aCP)

237 When Donny Met Comey

An American romantic comedy.

The longest and most boring drama you'll ever see.

Posted by: wth at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (HgMAr)

238 "Doubt it...They are best pals"

They worked together for a time, years ago.

Got any more than that.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (+7/1f)

239 He's my Great White Hope.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at June 08, 2017 12:10 PM (vRcUp)

240 Comey is proving everything Trump has said about him. What's pitiful and typical , prior to his firing, the Left thought Comey was the devil's servant and deserved to be lashed.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 12:10 PM (zfFAh)

241 I can't watch these goons any longer.

I blame Bush for the last 9 years of this type of BS. Thanks George.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 08, 2017 12:10 PM (l4aLi)

242 Everyone on his side laughed and he thanked me for my time. Click.

Ouch. But on the other hand, it sounds like Mr Ed would have been a douche to work for.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing



Mr. Ed was smarter than Wilbur.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2017 12:10 PM (PCof0)

243 "Comey said that he was uncomfortable with the unexpected meeting Lynch had with former President Bill Clinton on an airport tarmac last year.
Comey said that meeting convinced him that the independence of the investigation was tainted with regard to the Justice Department and led him to go public with the bureau's findings on Clinton."

So if Comey cost Hillary the election, Bill was the proximate cause.

Heh.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 08, 2017 12:11 PM (+7/1f)

244 "Doubt it...They are best pals"

They worked together for a time, years ago.

Got any more than that.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (+7/1f)


The reports are that Mueller was comey's mentor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2017 12:11 PM (m8J9w)

245 We can't fix our government. Beyond fucking hope.

BTW: Rush must read the blog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2017 12:11 PM (WidQN)

246
Comey looks more like a ferret than a weasel..
Posted by: IC


I resent that.

Posted by: Maj. Frank Burns at June 08, 2017 12:11 PM (IqV8l)

247 Check out the DJIA!

Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:11 PM (a0IVu)

248
231 Comey looks more like a ferret than a weasel..
Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (a0IVu)
--------
Thank you.

Posted by: Weasel at June 08, 2017 12:11 PM (C8aCP)

249 Has anyone asked him how he feels about the mugs, hats, and shirts that say "Female Body Inspector"?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 08, 2017 12:11 PM (IZkOr)

250 *adds hemlock*
*guzzles*

That's better. It's not even that the interview went badly, it's that I don't have the specific experience they're looking for. Also there's the gap in employment. Which, I mean, come on. What the fuck am I supposed to about that? It's not like I haven't been trying to get another job. But I can't get one because I don't have one. Fuck's sake and fuck my life.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:02 PM (0mRoj)

I feel your pain... literally....

Because of being stuck in a small town in Calif. taking care of my 88 year old Mom, I can't travel like I once did for contract work... which of course, means less contract work.

The less contract work you do, the less they are willing to hire you for contracts...

Then for just about any permanent job, I'm competing with the H1B crowd... as I live near Sillycone Valley... (like the UC Merced Job I had an inside track on, until Janet Napolitano outsourced the IT jobs...)...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 12:11 PM (NgKpN)

251 Comey looks like a deranged beaver in that pic. Or maybe a rabid beaver.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 08, 2017 12:11 PM (nBr1j)

252 Blue states are getting bluer and red states are getting redder. Conservatives are moving to red states from blue states. This is why the left is pushing to keep illegals flowing in; they want to direct them to red states to dilute the vote.

Then, when the blue states run out of money, they start the national income transfer to take the earnings of the red states to give them to blue states.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 08, 2017 12:11 PM (7ZVPa)

253 Somewhere, Sam Ervin would say "WTF?" except he was too much of a gentleman.

Sam Ervin? That worthless lefty POS who put on his stupid "Ah'm jest an ol' country lawyer" act to slander Nixon?

I hope he's gargling Satan's turpentine-soaked balls in hell.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2017 12:11 PM (X6fMO)

254 I am sure that our service men and women get a queasy feeling when they are jumping into battle, jumping out of a plane, trying to patch up a bleeding and dying brother in arms, watching desperation, poverty and war all around them - but they fucking do it any way. They do their job. They know an honor that the rest of you weenies will never know.

Posted by: Cheri at June 08, 2017 12:12 PM (oiNtH)

255 215 200, Texas is closed. Moose out front should have told them.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2017 12:06 PM (PCof0)
Noooo...let us conservative californian refugees in...please.

I have history there... My Great Grandfather was the first to bring longhorn cattle there.. There's a statue of him somewhere...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2017 12:12 PM (O2RFr)

256 231 Comey looks more like a ferret than a weasel..
Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (a0IVu)

Pine Marten.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 08, 2017 12:12 PM (l4aLi)

257
231 Comey looks more like a ferret than a weasel..
Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (a0IVu)

Isn't a ferret a type of weasel?

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:12 PM (Ri/rl)

258 Can we launch Jimmy Shitmonkey off to North Korea via Catapult?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 12:13 PM (WDCYi)

259 So Comey gets a special counsel for this to look into a crock pot full of steaming nothing shit-stew, and yet says he did not want a special counsel for Loretta Lynch's tarmac pole dance for Slick Willy because it would "look" like there was something there?

WTF. This guy is as slimy as they come. So glad he is not at the FBI anymore. Go take a hike, assclown.

Posted by: Eli Cash at June 08, 2017 12:13 PM (a+WIL)

260 241 I can't watch these goons any longer.

I blame Bush for the last 9 years of this type of BS. Thanks George.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 08, 2017 12:10 PM (l4aLi)

That's some tiresome bullshit right there.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 12:13 PM (zfFAh)

261
Comey looks like a deranged beaver in that pic. Or maybe a rabid beaver.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods


I resent that.

Posted by: Jerry Mathers at June 08, 2017 12:14 PM (IqV8l)

262 So Comey gets a special counsel for this to look into a crock pot full of steaming nothing shit-stew, and yet says he did not want a special counsel for Loretta Lynch's tarmac pole dance for Slick Willy because it would "look" like there was something there?

***

Remember "the appearance of impropriety?"

I do.

Posted by: clint flicker at June 08, 2017 12:14 PM (GEpFD)

263 It's not even that the interview went badly, it's that I don't have the specific experience they're looking for.
=============
That's the shit that's pissing my off about my job hunt.

I see all these ads for jobs and it's all "10 years in Y specific field."

And I'm like, "come the fuck on--you know damned good and well that anyone at that level already has a damned good job and sure as shit ain't looking to start out at the bottom of your outfit."

But, they'll kick my resume out just the same. Hell, I got one rejection 2 fucking minutes after I applied--and I met all the basic requirements they'd listed. Assholes.

And I'm still pissed the last round of interviews gave the job to the guy with 5 years less experience--and not even in the same field!

Time for liquor.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 08, 2017 12:14 PM (ZQpd0)

264 257, Isn't a ferret a type of weasel?

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:12 PM (Ri/rl)
I checked wiki and apparently ferrets and weasels are cousins.

Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:14 PM (a0IVu)

265 The less contract work you do, the less they are willing to hire you for contracts...

Then for just about any permanent job, I'm competing with the H1B crowd... as I live near Sillycone Valley... (like the UC Merced Job I had an inside track on, until Janet Napolitano outsourced the IT jobs...)...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 12:11 PM (NgKpN)

Fucking sucks donkey balls, don't it?

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:14 PM (0mRoj)

266 Everything you need to know about Comey in one picture. A Love Story.

https://tinyurl.com/lw4goo6

Posted by: wth at June 08, 2017 12:14 PM (HgMAr)

267 >>> You can't make this shit up.

You could but no one would believe you! And if you were writing fiction he would be too OTT ridiculous of a character.

Posted by: LizLem at June 08, 2017 12:15 PM (txMwu)

268 257
231 Comey looks more like a ferret than a weasel..
Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (a0IVu)

Isn't a ferret a type of weasel?

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:12 PM (Ri/rl)


Yes (along with minks, martens, badgers, and otters). But surprisingly, as of 1997, skunks are officially not.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 12:15 PM (WDCYi)

269 Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2017 12:12 PM (O2RFr)

Okay you're a legacy admissions.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 08, 2017 12:15 PM (zfFAh)

270 Who is this guy? Never heard of Senator Reed from RI.

Good lord I wish I was a democrat, you need no special skills other than putting the party first. You can look like a deformed mentally handicapped mortician and speak like one and still get elected.

Posted by: Eli Cash at June 08, 2017 12:15 PM (a+WIL)

271 261
Comey looks like a deranged beaver in that pic. Or maybe a rabid beaver.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods

I resent that.
Posted by: Jerry Mathers at June 08, 2017 12:14 PM (IqV8l)

Personality wise I'm thinking Wally Haskell.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 08, 2017 12:15 PM (nBr1j)

272 Plenty more Shitmonkeys over here.

Posted by: FBI at June 08, 2017 12:15 PM (WidQN)

273
Isn't a ferret a type of weasel?
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:12 PM (Ri/rl)


I'd have thought people would go more rodent than mustelid on this one myself.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 08, 2017 12:15 PM (CPk08)

274 229 Summing this up.

Dem's: How did that bad man make you feel?

Comey: Bad, real Bad.

Rep's: Where's the beef?

Comey: ??

Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (hdpay)

Dem: /holds up a Barbie Doll, points to crotch...

Is this where he grabbed you? In the Mish?

Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 12:15 PM (NgKpN)

275 254 I am sure that our service men and women get a queasy feeling when they are jumping into battle, jumping out of a plane, trying to patch up a bleeding and dying brother in arms, watching desperation, poverty and war all around them - but they fucking do it any way. They do their job. They know an honor that the rest of you weenies will never know.
Posted by: Cheri at June 08, 2017 12:12 PM (oiNtH)

What scares me is my niece has a friend that starts basic training soon. The girl joining the army tweets at Trump calling him a big see you next Tuesday and a dick.

This shit worries me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:15 PM (Ri/rl)

276 But all these snowflakes dont put two thoughts
together and will continue to vote the way they do and will recreate the
shit hole they are fleeing with out so much as "why?" occuring to them.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 12:07 PM (8XRCm)

It reminds me of the Austin woman we talked about a few years ago here at the HQ who was one of many homeowners in that city who was angry at having to pay taxes for all the crap she'd voted to fund over the years. This is the quote, from back in 2014 (http://tinyurl.com/yb8mpuxv):
"I'm at the breaking point," said Gretchen Gardner, an Austin artist who bought a 1930s bungalow in the Bouldin neighborhood just south of downtown in 1991 and has watched her property tax bill soar to $8,500 this year.

"It's not because I don't like paying taxes," said Gardner, who attended both meetings. "I have voted for every park, every library, all the school improvements, for light rail, for anything that will make this city better. But now I can't afford to live here anymore. I'll protest my appraisal notice, but that's not enough. Someone needs to step in and address the big picture."


This mindset is what a lot of these California refugees will bring with them when they move to Texas. Not all of them; some of them are escaping California because they EMBRACE Texas ideals. But a lot more of them are like this woman: happy to vote away their neighbors' money for "improvements" until they suddenly realize it was their money, too, all along. Then they complain and move again, and bring their spoiled egos with them. Like locusts.

But they'll never learn. Never.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 08, 2017 12:15 PM (4df7R)

277 Are the republicans at least attacking him and this bullshit hearing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2017 12:15 PM (m8J9w)

278 I hope Trump tweets that Comey is a nutjob today.

Posted by: Eskimo at June 08, 2017 12:15 PM (ucTcT)

279 Jesus, where do they find assholes like Comey anyway? Is there a central casting for thes fucking SOB's?

Posted by: Strobe at June 08, 2017 12:15 PM (gbWkA)

280 Have any Senators asked for verification/who/where of "senior staff" that comey discussed his claim Trump asked him to drop the Flynn investigation? The little of the hearing I was able to see, I heard comey say that he "assumed" Sessions would recuse himself, but any link of Sessions to the Russians did not occur until two weeks after the meeting w Trump. Is there anyone that can independently verify comey's "concern"? Anyone ask him if he is one of the "unnamed sources", while under oath?

Posted by: ever at June 08, 2017 12:16 PM (kronK)

281 He's making a chipmunk face! How adorable!

Posted by: Dave Seville at June 08, 2017 12:16 PM (vRcUp)

282 >>>and I realized too late what I had said after I called him Mr. Ed while trying to still be polite. Everyone on his side laughed and he thanked me for my time. Click.


lol, thanks for the chuckle

Posted by: concrete girl at June 08, 2017 12:16 PM (s26vG)

283 257
231 Comey looks more like a ferret than a weasel..
Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:09 PM (a0IVu)

Isn't a ferret a type of weasel?
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:12 PM (Ri/rl)
---------
To the untrained eye

Posted by: Weasel at June 08, 2017 12:16 PM (C8aCP)

284

That term Trump used "honest loyalty" is perfect.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:16 PM (fceHP)

285 33 I unfortunately work for CBS news and they have it on all the TVs here in the office. They are giddy. Comey is bringing down Trump! He's the greatest American hero since John Dean!

Finally we have the goods on Trump! IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!!
__________________

The only things Comey is bringing down are (1) the reputations of anybody named "Comey" and (2) the collective IQ of everybody watching this shit show.

Posted by: Observer at June 08, 2017 12:16 PM (5EODV)

286 Jesus, where do they find assholes like Comey anyway? Is there a central casting for thes fucking SOB's?

Posted by: Strobe


I give you, the modern education system.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 08, 2017 12:16 PM (AM1GF)

287 That term Trump used "honest loyalty" is perfect.

***

Two words leftists can't possibly comprehend.

Posted by: clint flicker at June 08, 2017 12:17 PM (GEpFD)

288 194 Having Kamala Harris as my senator..its an embarrassment. Can I identify as a Texan instead?
Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:05 PM (a0IVu)

According to the left we can identify as anything now! So go for it. Would be wrong to cisstate you.

Posted by: LizLem at June 08, 2017 12:17 PM (txMwu)

289 I'm gonna take a freight train, down at the station
I don't care where it goes
Gonna climb me a mountain, the highest mountain
Jump off, nobody gonna know


I'm gonna find me a hole in the wall
I gonna crawl inside and die
'Cause my lady now, mean ol' woman lord, never told me goodbye

I gonna buy me a ticket now, as far as I can
Ain't a-never comin' back
Ride me a Southbound
All the way to Georgia now
Till the train run out of track


Fuck it. Time to start drinking.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:17 PM (0mRoj)

290 Are the republicans at least attacking him and this bullshit hearing?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2017 12:17 PM (X6fMO)

291 Yes, I met with the prisoner, President Trump, in the Oval Office where he admitted his working for the Czar in all aspects of his life.

Posted by: zombie richard rich, 1st baron rich at June 08, 2017 12:17 PM (nlbfN)

292 Having Kamala Harris as my senator..its an embarrassment.

***

Like Boxer wasn't?

Posted by: clint flicker at June 08, 2017 12:17 PM (GEpFD)

293 Guys, guyzzzzzz, what's really important is how celebrities are reacting to the testimony!
*snort*
http://ew.com/news/2017/06/08/james-comey-testimony-celebrities-react/

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2017 12:17 PM (NOIQH)

294 What scares me is my niece has a friend that starts basic training soon. The girl joining the army tweets at Trump calling him a big see you next Tuesday and a dick.

This shit worries me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:15 PM (Ri/rl)

Trump is a futanari? Nonsense.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:18 PM (0mRoj)

295 Isn't a ferret a type of weasel?
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:12 PM (Ri/rl)
---------
To the untrained eye
Posted by: Weasel at June 08, 2017 12:16 PM (C8aCP)

The weasels I see on the ranch look like ferrets. I think the weasels are cute. But I haven't watched them kill anything yet.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:18 PM (Ri/rl)

296 292
Having Kamala Harris as my senator..its an embarrassment.



***



Like Boxer wasn't?

Posted by: clint flicker at June 08, 2017 12:17 PM (GEpFD)
Lordy. Yes.

Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:18 PM (a0IVu)

297 This seat sniffer reed is just repeating every MSM leak that has already been disproven.


Posted by: Eli Cash at June 08, 2017 12:18 PM (a+WIL)

298

And our enemies laugh quietly and return to the evil they are planning, knowing we are lessened by our own hands.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 08, 2017 12:19 PM (pchgp)

299 250 *adds hemlock*
*guzzles*

That's better. It's not even that the interview went badly, it's that I don't have the specific experience they're looking for. Also there's the gap in employment. Which, I mean, come on. What the fuck am I supposed to about that? It's not like I haven't been trying to get another job. But I can't get one because I don't have one. Fuck's sake and fuck my life.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:02 PM

It is not very often one gets to take a sabbatical after ## years working full time, you were very lucky to have the financial ability to do so, the ability to complete long awaited home renovation, travel, visit family have must have just been bonuses while waiting for the RIGHT opportunity (hint, hint)

Posted by: firehorse at June 08, 2017 12:19 PM (W13WA)

300

yep, this has become a big YAWNER

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:19 PM (fceHP)

301 Guys, guyzzzzzz, what's really important is how celebrities are reacting to the testimony!

***

Apparently the bar for "celebrity" has been drastically lowered of late, since I've never heard of most of these people.

Posted by: clint flicker at June 08, 2017 12:19 PM (GEpFD)

302 247 Check out the DJIA!
Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:11 PM (a0IVu)

Wall Street verdict: No there there. Proceed with Trump agenda.

Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2017 12:19 PM (hdpay)

303 But, they'll kick my resume out just the same. Hell, I got one rejection 2 fucking minutes after I applied--and I met all the basic requirements they'd listed. Assholes.

And I'm still pissed the last round of interviews gave the job to the guy with 5 years less experience--and not even in the same field!

Time for liquor.
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 08, 2017 12:14 PM (ZQpd0)

It's all turned into one big bullshit game of fuck you. Definitely time for liquor.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:19 PM (0mRoj)

304 Having Kamala Harris as my senator..its an embarrassment.

You wish you could have Liarwatha.

Posted by: fluffy at June 08, 2017 12:19 PM (jw2Xw)

305 Fucking sucks donkey balls, don't it?
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:14 PM (0mRoj)


Its why I convinced my 26 year old Son to change majors in College... away from technology.

As a career, its a dead end trap now... between outsourcing, H1Bs, and the constant changes of technology...

If you become an expert on a cutting edge technology, you have about 5 years to make money off it... before its obsolete.... before enough foreigners invade the market and a new technology is more cutting edge... so you are forced to go become an expert in the NEW technology...

I've worked at the cutting edge of technology for 38 Years.... truthfully.... I'm just tired of the rat race...

Well... that and nobody listening to the voice of experience when I say 'this is really a bad idea... we tried this before, and your security will be compromised within a year or so...'...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 12:20 PM (NgKpN)

306 If I didn't know better, just based on this committee hearing, I'd swear that Comey should have been fired at 12:01 on 20 January 2017 just on principle.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2017 12:20 PM (gwPgz)

307 Trump is a futanari? Nonsense.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:18 PM (0mRoj)


I don't know what it says about the HQ that I didn't know about "futanari," "shota" or "lolicon" until I started hanging out here.

And don't get me started on the "Indianapolis Whiz-Bang."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2017 12:20 PM (X6fMO)

308 Oh jeesh. F'ing McCain

Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2017 12:20 PM (hdpay)

309
The girl joining the army tweets at Trump calling him a big see you next Tuesday and a dick.

This shit worries me.
Posted by: CaliGirl


Yeah, how can you be both at the same time?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2017 12:21 PM (IqV8l)

310 294 What scares me is my niece has a friend that starts basic training soon. The girl joining the army tweets at Trump calling him a big see you next Tuesday and a dick.

This shit worries me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:15 PM (Ri/rl)

nothing to worry about. she'll learn what the UCMJ is the easy way or the hard way.

Posted by: Lord Sir Covfefe at June 08, 2017 12:21 PM (nFwvY)

311 This whole farce tells the rest of the world that we're not the country that won WWII on two fronts (w/o the Arsenal of Democracy, the Soviet Union's western border is the Ural mountains), and that we're run by children and partisan hacks. No wonder Islamic terrorists feel emboldened. Their biggest adversaries are pub owners. This is so embarrassing.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 08, 2017 12:21 PM (dZ756)

312 Oh jeesh. F'ing McCain

Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2017 12:20 PM (hdpay)


What's he doing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2017 12:21 PM (m8J9w)

313 And don't get me started on the "Indianapolis Whiz-Bang."

***

I live in Indianapolis, and I don't even know what that is. And what's more, it's staying that way.

Posted by: clint flicker at June 08, 2017 12:21 PM (GEpFD)

314 Hahahaha Lynch interfered.

Probably not obstruction though.

Boy Comey sure is uncomfortable a lot.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (4ErVI)

315 Two fingers of maple whiskey, bitchez.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (0mRoj)

316 McCain looks ill. Shame.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (l4aLi)

317 That Kamala is sooooooo hawt. I was perspiring in my jumper.

Posted by: Grand Master Homey at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (Tyii7)

318 "Show me on this doll where the Bad Man Trump touched you."

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (e6aCv)

319 I usually shut off the TV when McCain comes on, but I'm watching today.
Man he got old and slow pretty fast...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (7uYFy)

320 279 Jesus, where do they find assholes like Comey anyway? Is there a central casting for thes fucking SOB's?
Posted by: Strobe at June 08, 2017 12:15 PM (gbWkA0


I for one object to the trend I see in many commentators here. Don't blame ALL assholes for the bad behavior of a tiny minority of assholes. Most assholes would never become high level federal bureaucrats. We are assholes of peace, theft, occasional assault, manipulation, fraud, sexual assault, public obscenity, moving violations, suborning, blackmail, substance abuse, tax evasion, larceny, bigamy and mendacity. We do not in any way condone the federal bureaucracy.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (CPk08)

321 What's he doing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2017 12:21 PM (m8J9w)


Talking, he never misses an opportunity to put his "Maverick" helmet on.

Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (hdpay)

322 Wall Street verdict: No there there. Proceed with Trump agenda.
Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2017 12:19 PM (hdpay)

------

See!! SEEEE!!!

**flails about wildly**

The market sees that Trumps going to be IMPEEACHED!!!!

~Fucktards Everywhere

Posted by: fixerupper at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (8XRCm)

323 Liquor!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (WidQN)

324 I'm not really interested in this Comey circus .... I was mildly before but now just wondering how my son can avoid being run down or stabbed to death on the street and avoiding touristy areas in London where he has to go for work in July for 2 weeks.

Just curious if "everyday" people even give a shit - as we watch "everyday" people getting slaughtered around the world.

asking for a friend, do you give a shit?

Posted by: a friend at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (RzUqr)

325 Is there any point to asking to have my work IP unbanned anymore?

Posted by: Weasel at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (C8aCP)

326 I've worked at the cutting edge of technology for 38 Years.... truthfully.... I'm just tired of the rat race...

Well... that and nobody listening to the voice of experience when I say 'this is really a bad idea... we tried this before, and your security will be compromised within a year or so...'...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 12:20 PM (NgKpN)

I didn't know this but the manager at in and out burger makes 125,000 a year at the Paso location. I was shocked.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (Ri/rl)

327 Wait, Comey leaked his "memos" to a "Civilian" to be leaked and he wrote them on his Govt. issued lap top? Wouldn't that be releasing govt. property?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2017 12:23 PM (O2RFr)

328 Then, when the blue states run out of money, they start the national income transfer to take the earnings of the red states to give them to blue states.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada



The we have a national divorce.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2017 12:23 PM (PCof0)

329 309
The girl joining the army tweets at Trump calling him a big see you next Tuesday and a dick.

This shit worries me.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Yeah, how can you be both at the same time?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2017 12:21 PM (IqV8l)


Obviously you've never spent time on DeviantArt.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 08, 2017 12:23 PM (WDCYi)

330
Its why I convinced my 26 year old Son to change majors in College... away from technology.

As a career, its a dead end trap now... between outsourcing, H1Bs, and the constant changes of technology...


Microsoft, Cisco Hide H-1B Hires Through Indian Outsourcing Firms, Says Report

http://tinyurl.com/ya8hnzor

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2017 12:23 PM (IqV8l)

331 >>Liquor!

Yes?

Posted by: George Liquor, American at June 08, 2017 12:23 PM (GEpFD)

332 Whoops, Don Q beat me to it.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at June 08, 2017 12:23 PM (e6aCv)

333 Comey does have a point about being scared to be alone in the same room as the President, but he's got his Presidents mixed up. Bill Clinton, the rapist, could launch a rape attack at any second and you never go into a room alone with Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Jay in CDA at June 08, 2017 12:23 PM (S6ciR)

334 Also there's the gap in employment. Which, I mean, come on. What the fuck am I supposed to about that?

Did they ask about it?

Keep busy. Do what you can to keep your hand in your occupation.

As someone growing a 2nd resume gap, I empathize.

Posted by: fluffy at June 08, 2017 12:23 PM (jw2Xw)

335 120I always thought that when the fiscal situation got dire enough, it would be enough of a slow-moving train...
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2017 11:56 AM (jK8Z7)

The literal slow moving train is California's Great White Whale. They'll harpoon it,if it takes their last dying breath.

Posted by: Steve Adore at June 08, 2017 12:23 PM (VibvY)

336 Well.

I'd hate to be Comey's kid, seeing him on TV, and having to think "Yeah, that's my dad."

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2017 12:24 PM (eytER)

337 Colorado currently is claiming close to no unemployment. so of course the ski resorts run by global warming virtue signallers, for da erf, is whining to Congress for H2B slaves I mean, seasonal visas.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 08, 2017 12:24 PM (fAL76)

338 326, I didn't know this but the manager at in and out burger makes 125,000 a year at the Paso location. I was shocked.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (Ri/rl)
What? Seriously?

Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:24 PM (a0IVu)

339 Has any Senator linked comey's firing to the testimonies of yates and clapper testifying they had never been interviewed about the unmasking after comey claimed in March that an investigation had been initiated? Seems one following the other the next day was important.

Posted by: ever at June 08, 2017 12:24 PM (kronK)

340 Isn't comey's leaking of a memo a crime?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2017 12:24 PM (m8J9w)

341 The we have a national divorce.

***

With extreme prejudice.

Posted by: clint flicker at June 08, 2017 12:24 PM (GEpFD)

342 Don Q., what kind of work do you do now?

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 08, 2017 12:24 PM (yqvys)

343 *pictures Comey laying on his Hello Kitty bed, doodling in his diary while he talks on the phone*

"OMG, Valerie, I know, the President is Soooooo Groooooossss!!!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2017 12:24 PM (oVJmc)

344 Is anyone else yelling at their radio?

Posted by: fd at June 08, 2017 12:24 PM (jXKc2)

345 I didn't know this but the manager at in and out burger makes 125,000 a year at the Paso location. I was shocked.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (Ri/rl)


Sure, but do you really want to be the manager of a fast-food franchise? People suck.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2017 12:24 PM (X6fMO)

346 and Comey in this pic looks like a pervert trying to lure a capybara into bed with him.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 08, 2017 12:25 PM (fAL76)

347 I'm a little bitch and I took down Martha Steward.
Mr Comey former FBI director and still a BITCH

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 08, 2017 12:25 PM (nQHw/)

348 What scares me is my niece has a friend that starts basic training soon. The girl joining the army tweets at Trump calling him a big see you next Tuesday and a dick.

This shit worries me.

Posted by: CaliGirl

Take comfort in the fact that she is in the minority and she just may wash out.

Posted by: Cheri at June 08, 2017 12:25 PM (oiNtH)

349 I didn't know this but the manager at in and out burger makes 125,000 a year at the Paso location. I was shocked.


Well, those burgers aren't just gonna flip themselves, you know.

Posted by: Grand Master Homey at June 08, 2017 12:25 PM (Tyii7)

350 Isn't comey's leaking of a memo a crime?

Was it classified, or some other status? And would it be subject to national records?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2017 12:25 PM (oVJmc)

351 344 Is anyone else yelling at their radio?
Posted by: fd at June 08, 2017 12:24 PM (jXKc2)

I don't have a radio. Besides, I'm busy drinking alcohol.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:25 PM (0mRoj)

352 >>Liquor!

I wish somebody would.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 08, 2017 12:25 PM (X6fMO)

353 and Comey in this pic looks like a pervert trying to lure a capybara into bed with him.

***

Hey now.

Don't judge.

Posted by: clint flicker at June 08, 2017 12:25 PM (GEpFD)

354

I give McCain credit for the duality. Double-standard he calls it with Clinton v Trump investigations.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:26 PM (fceHP)

355 sorry - listened to the testimony and I'm confused - what the fuck is this about exactly? I mean, there was never an investigation of trump. The was an investigation of Michael Flynn, and Trump said, after Flynn was fired by Trump "You can lay off the guy now. just let it go." You know, because he had already caned the guy.

That's it. That is all of it. The whole shebang.

So...what the fuck? Trump didn't order him to stop investigating, and he didn't. Trump fired Comey, but he says it was due to his fuck up of the Hillary investigation, which frankly, made a heck of a lot of sense.

I'm so tired of this shit from the Dems. These are the same people that ran extreme interference when Bill met with the AG during the Hillary investigation.

Posted by: Evergreen Student cowering in his dorm at June 08, 2017 12:26 PM (UgF8H)

356 Insomniac, I'm sorry and I hate like hell that you're going through this.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2017 12:26 PM (eytER)

357 328 Then, when the blue states run out of money, they start the national income transfer to take the earnings of the red states to give them to blue states.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada



The we have a national divorce.

---

who gets custody of PR, GU, VI?

It's the kids who get hurt

Posted by: Islam at June 08, 2017 12:26 PM (oGRue)

358 345 I didn't know this but the manager at in and out burger makes 125,000 a year at the Paso location. I was shocked.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (Ri/rl)

Sure, but do you really want to be the manager of a fast-food franchise? People suck.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2017 12:24 PM (X6fMO)


That's why fast food managers make good money.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:26 PM (0mRoj)

359 McCain is the reason we need term limits, what a disaster.

Posted by: jOSH at June 08, 2017 12:26 PM (HyD1b)

360 I wish I could make a cerebral comment, but my IQ is dropping with every minute I watch/listen to this trial.

This clip sums it all up and it's more intelligent than anything our senators could come up with -

http://tinyurl.com/q53758w

( anybody remember this movie? Excellent scene at 2:50)

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 08, 2017 12:26 PM (oQQwD)

361 346 and Comey in this pic looks like a pervert trying to lure a capybara into bed with him.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 08, 2017 12:25 PM (fAL76)


I thought the other way round: a capybara trying to lure a pervert into bed with him.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 08, 2017 12:26 PM (CPk08)

362 3D chess. Maybe Trump and Comey worked all this out in advance to humiliate the media after they attacked Comey over the Hillary email fiasco.

Posted by: OCBill at June 08, 2017 12:26 PM (df+Zi)

363

Comey "interprets" again. After the fact. He's not a think on your feet kind of guy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:26 PM (fceHP)

364 356 Insomniac, I'm sorry and I hate like hell that you're going through this.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2017 12:26 PM (eytER)

Thanks. Me too.

*drinks*

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:27 PM (0mRoj)

365 Only up to comment #100, trying to speed-read but dangit commenters keep saying interesting things - now and then.

While not that excited about the Comey theater, my virtual ears did perk up when I read that our Jr Senator was up. How did Lankford do? I thought, during the primaries, that he seemed RINOish, but he's repeatedly surprised me in a good way. (The joy of low expectations.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at June 08, 2017 12:27 PM (TIFWI)

366

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:22 PM (Ri/rl)
What? Seriously?
Posted by: IC at June 08, 2017 12:24 PM (a0IVu)

Yes, I don't know if the managers at all the locations make that much. A kid I know working there started at 11 an hour 3 months later he's making 14. He's in high school.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:27 PM (Ri/rl)

367
Mr. Comey on a Hitler scale of 1-10 with 10 being more Hitler than Hitler.
Would you agree with me that Mr. Trump is an 11?

Posted by: Any Democrat at June 08, 2017 12:27 PM (t6XCL)

368 350 Isn't comey's leaking of a memo a crime?

Was it classified, or some other status? And would it be subject to national records?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2017 12:25 PM (oVJmc)

Covered by Executive privilege from questions by Congress... if the President invoked it, which he did not.

But that Comey had a direct line to the New York Times already in place???

I'd ask him, under oath, 'have you leaked other things to reporters?'

Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 12:28 PM (NgKpN)

369 Sure, but do you really want to be the manager of a fast-food franchise? People suck.

Yeah.

In my youth I worked at a McDonald's through high school. It sucked even back then, and we all had a common language. The challenges for managing a fast food joint are extreme. I've no doubt that In N Out guy earns every penny of that salary.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2017 12:28 PM (eytER)

370 Glad I ain't watching the Shit Show.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2017 12:28 PM (CVs5m)

371 So what's the consensus on the type of underwear Ms. Harris is wearing?

Posted by: Weasel at June 08, 2017 12:28 PM (C8aCP)

372 We have a national divorce.

***

With extreme prejudice.

Posted by: clint flicker at June 08, 2017 12:24 PM (GEpFD)


And malice aforethought.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 08, 2017 12:28 PM (Mgzod)

373

That's it.

The Nothing Tofu Burger

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:29 PM (fceHP)

374 Comey has gone from shit weasel, to spineless and weak shit weasel.

Posted by: jOSH at June 08, 2017 12:29 PM (HyD1b)

375 355 sorry - listened to the testimony and I'm confused - what the fuck is this about exactly? I mean, there was never an investigation of trump. The was an investigation of Michael Flynn, and Trump said, after Flynn was fired by Trump "You can lay off the guy now. just let it go." You know, because he had already caned the guy.

That's it. That is all of it. The whole shebang.

So...what the fuck? Trump didn't order him to stop investigating, and he didn't. Trump fired Comey, but he says it was due to his fuck up of the Hillary investigation, which frankly, made a heck of a lot of sense.

I'm so tired of this shit from the Dems. These are the same people that ran extreme interference when Bill met with the AG during the Hillary investigation.
Posted by: Evergreen Student cowering in his dorm at June 08, 2017 12:26 PM (UgF8H0


You aren't confused. This is a divorce court drama about a couple with no kids. There is nothing here anyone should give a shit about.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 08, 2017 12:29 PM (CPk08)

376 360 I wish I could make a cerebral comment, but my IQ is dropping with every minute I watch/listen to this trial.

This clip sums it all up and it's more intelligent than anything our senators could come up with -

http://tinyurl.com/q53758w

( anybody remember this movie? Excellent scene at 2:50)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 08, 2017 12:26 PM (oQQwD)

I do. Damn funny.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:29 PM (0mRoj)

377 Well I've been in the car for the last 3 hours listening to this shit and I'm hoarse.

Posted by: fd at June 08, 2017 12:29 PM (jXKc2)

378

They sure cut McCain off.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:29 PM (fceHP)

379 Also, the high school kid working at In and Out has a 401k.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:29 PM (Ri/rl)

380 gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a sh*t? back to listening to Texas red dirt radio....

Posted by: the Butcher at June 08, 2017 12:29 PM (AGJqR)

381 Sounds like we've found our leaker...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2017 12:29 PM (O2RFr)

382 What scares me is my niece has a friend that starts basic training soon. The girl joining the army tweets at Trump calling him a big see you next Tuesday and a dick.

This shit worries me.
Posted by: CaliGirl


That's insane. Can she call her CO a dick? If not, why can she call her CiC a dick? Why would we let people in the armed forces who so courteously reveal beforehand that they are traitors.

Posted by: Dave Seville at June 08, 2017 12:29 PM (vRcUp)

383 I'm going to have a nothingburger with fries for lunch.

Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2017 12:29 PM (rmVvL)

384 63 So in the new world order, feelings trump facts?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2017 11:48 AM (J+eG2)


Until they don't.

Ayn Rand may have opined on that.

Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2017 12:29 PM (xjiRE)

385 What's going down the memory hole is Hillary's 33,000 deleted e-mails. For anyone else, whether it was criminal or civil, this spoliation of evidence would be a really big fucking deal.

Comey wasn't the main actor on this, but he was complicit. That he put Martha Stewart in jail for deleting but then undeleting a single e-mail and for doing a humana humana when his FBI goons came knocking on her door (but she wasn't charged with any "real" crime) speaks volumes about what a cocksucking shitweasel he really is.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 08, 2017 12:29 PM (+7/1f)

386 I do like Comey trying to claim that giving his memos to a fried to leak means that he didn't leak them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2017 12:30 PM (oVJmc)

387
McCain is the reason we need term limits, what a disaster.
Posted by: jOSH


Still shakin' the bushes, boss.

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at June 08, 2017 12:30 PM (IqV8l)

388 So what's the consensus on the type of underwear Ms. Harris is wearing?

Red bikinis with a black hammer and sickle on the ass.

Posted by: Grand Master Homey at June 08, 2017 12:30 PM (Tyii7)

389 Simple shutdown question...


Mr. Comey, you testified before Congress a month ago, that there had been no influence to stop the investigation.

You now saw there was.

Were you lying then? or Lying Now?

Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 12:30 PM (NgKpN)

390 In my youth I worked at a McDonald's through high school. It sucked even back then, and we all had a common language. The challenges for managing a fast food joint are extreme. I've no doubt that In N Out guy earns every penny of that salary.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2017 12:28 PM (eytER)

Me too. But that's good money. My guess would have been 50,000-65,000.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:30 PM (Ri/rl)

391 James Comey is a silly little bitch.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at June 08, 2017 12:31 PM (xeeHA)

392 I give McCain credit for the duality. Double-standard he calls it with Clinton v Trump investigations.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:26 PM (fceHP)
---------

I'll give him that.

Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2017 12:31 PM (hdpay)

393 Thanks guys, for watching this. Watching "top-tier" DC bureaucrats do their BS dog-and-pony shows makes me ill.

Posted by: mrp at June 08, 2017 12:31 PM (Pqytn)

394 Rush had a great point. Evidence that is exculpatory for Trump is never leaked. And Comey only testifies to it in "closed" session.
I'd love it if some Republican would press Comey on this.

Posted by: Iblis at June 08, 2017 12:31 PM (9221z)

395 That's insane. Can she call her CO a dick? If not, why can she call her CiC a dick? Why would we let people in the armed forces who so courteously reveal beforehand that they are traitors.
Posted by: Dave Seville at June 08, 2017 12:29 PM (vRcUp)

I hope they check their social media accounts. My neice showed me. They are public tweets @ Trump.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:31 PM (Ri/rl)

396 Soon the only language you'll need to speak to run a fast food joint is machine language.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2017 12:31 PM (oVJmc)

397 In the mean time, the DJIA is hitting an all-time high.

Posted by: Soona at June 08, 2017 12:32 PM (ju9M1)

398 382 What scares me is my niece has a friend that starts basic training soon. The girl joining the army tweets at Trump calling him a big see you next Tuesday and a dick.

This shit worries me.
Posted by: CaliGirl

That's insane. Can she call her CO a dick? If not, why can she call her CiC a dick? Why would we let people in the armed forces who so courteously reveal beforehand that they are traitors.
Posted by: Dave Seville at June 08, 2017 12:29 PM (vRcUp)

Forward that to her recruiter....

Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 12:32 PM (NgKpN)

399 167 Straight up dude you'd do way way better to waste a lot less time here and more doing whatever it takes to get a job any job.
This place is good for a lot of things but providing lots of time to make big life changes is not one.
I know cuz it almost wrecked me when I was in your exact same situation. Continuing the extended unemployment thing is a huge potential career wrecker and besides having a job would make you feel a million times better than you have demonstrated you feel here

Posted by: MAxIE at June 08, 2017 12:32 PM (9TR2V)

400
But that Comey had a direct line to the New York Times already in place???

I'd ask him, under oath, 'have you leaked other things to reporters?'

---

but he didn't leak to reporters. He leaked to a buddy who then leaked to reporters. So Comey can honestly say that he did not leak (directly) to the press.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 08, 2017 12:32 PM (oGRue)

401 392 I give McCain credit for the duality. Double-standard he calls it with Clinton v Trump investigations.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:26 PM (fceHP)


... and The Maverick had the good sense to give up flying his own plane.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2017 12:32 PM (CVs5m)

402 Mr Former-Director Comey, are you ever queasy when people pretend that FBI stands for Fat Booty Inspector or Floppy Boobeh Inspector??

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 08, 2017 12:33 PM (IZkOr)

403 So did anyone ask him why he gave his "memos" to his friend to leak to the press? That action alone says a lot about this guy's integrity.

Posted by: itsacookbook at June 08, 2017 12:33 PM (yPxXc)

404 So when do we have a new election?

...
...
...

Oh, that's right. After today, Hillary becomes President.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2017 12:33 PM (B+qrE)

405 395 That's insane. Can she call her CO a dick? If not, why can she call her CiC a dick? Why would we let people in the armed forces who so courteously reveal beforehand that they are traitors.
Posted by: Dave Seville at June 08, 2017 12:29 PM (vRcUp)

I hope they check their social media accounts. My neice showed me. They are public tweets @ Trump.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:31 PM (Ri/rl)

They won't... maybe not even if she gets a security clearance....

BUT, you can forward it to her recruiter....

Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 12:33 PM (NgKpN)

406 399 Also I suggest not claiming to be white on applications. Yes really.
Only thing that worked for me

Posted by: MAxIE at June 08, 2017 12:34 PM (9TR2V)

407 So did anyone ask him why he gave his "memos" to his friend to leak to the press? That action alone says a lot about this guy's integrity.
Posted by: itsacookbook at June 08, 2017 12:33 PM (yPxXc)


his answer for why was weaksauce

more to this

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:34 PM (fceHP)

408 403 So did anyone ask him why he gave his "memos" to his friend to leak to the press? That action alone says a lot about this guy's integrity.
Posted by: itsacookbook at June 08, 2017 12:33 PM (yPxXc)[?i}

He didn't want the attention from the press.

LOL. He's such a wallflower.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 08, 2017 12:34 PM (CPk08)

409 Forward that to her recruiter....
Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 12:32 PM (NgKpN)

I will find it and take screen shots. They just graduated.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:34 PM (Ri/rl)

410
Forward that to her recruiter....
Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 12:32 PM


He may be only interested in numbers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2017 12:34 PM (IqV8l)

411
Carkin' frbrtgrn.....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 08, 2017 12:34 PM (CPk08)

412 Well, that was three hours wasted.

Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2017 12:35 PM (hdpay)

413

so he leaks info
because he "had a feeling"

and that is okay?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:35 PM (fceHP)

414 Dow up 60 points.

Only Dems, MSM and NeverTrumps are dumb enough to think Comey means anything.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at June 08, 2017 12:35 PM (+51lA)

415 With all of the protection (against illegal pressure) offered to the head of the FBI from the liberal media, thr law, and concerned citizens in general, how hard is it for the head of the freakin' FBI, an adult, to just say, "Mr. President, are you pressuring/threatening me?"

Why slink away quietly and make you notes? Just ask, "To clarify, are you asking me to drop an investigation?"

Why do humans have to add so much drama to a conversation? In a misunderstood conversation, some people are predisposed to assume to worst was said (sjws, politicians, douchebags) and some will give the benefit of the doubt (or ask for clarification).

Posted by: Tonic Dog at June 08, 2017 12:35 PM (K65+B)

416 "but he didn't leak to reporters. He leaked to a buddy who then leaked to reporters. So Comey can honestly say that he did not leak (directly) to the press."

But he testified that many other leaked stories, including those involving classified documents, are false.

Seriously, if you're objective, everyone in DC is a lying compromised shitweasel except for the Trump team.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 08, 2017 12:36 PM (+7/1f)

417 Lot of singing in Japanese in the theatrical presentation, huh?

Posted by: Strobe at June 08, 2017 12:36 PM (gbWkA)

418 He's already admitted to leaking classified information, why is he being treated like he is not a suspect?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 08, 2017 12:36 PM (7ZVPa)

419 406 399 Also I suggest not claiming to be white on applications. Yes really.
Only thing that worked for me

Sadly, you are correct. My Daughters married name is Hispanic Husband being Basque... It does help...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2017 12:36 PM (O2RFr)

420 412 Well, that was three hours wasted.
Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2017 12:35 PM (hdpay)


I typically feel that way about any afternoon at work ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2017 12:36 PM (CVs5m)

421 LOL, CBS idiots are worshipping Comey and now talking that PDT has 'tapes'.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 08, 2017 12:36 PM (8iiMU)

422 "but he didn't leak to reporters. He leaked to a buddy who then leaked to reporters. So Comey can honestly say that he did not leak (directly) to the press."

a way to try to keep his hands clean

let's talk to his "buddy" and see if he is still a buddy after that

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:36 PM (fceHP)

423 What else has he been feeding the seditious press over the course of his life?

Posted by: torabora at June 08, 2017 12:37 PM (6dFYM)

424 What scares me is my niece has a friend that starts basic training soon. The girl joining the army tweets at Trump calling him a big see you next Tuesday and a dick.

This shit worries me.
Posted by: CaliGirl


Why is she joining the army anyway? For the recruitment money?

And I agree about forwarding the little bitch's tweets on to the recruitment office. God knows we have enough treason in the country now, we don't need to be adding it to the army.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 08, 2017 12:37 PM (X6fMO)

425 I can sympathize with the girl going into basic training. Anyone who gives orders and expects them to be carried out without question is a dick. These things are supposed to be negotiated.

And the sausage patty didn't come out right. Charcoal on the outside, pink on the inside, and pork meat isn't supposed to be pink.

I still have a lot to learn. It's a lot different than nuking a pre cooked frozen patty. Cooking is hard, yo.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 08, 2017 12:37 PM (m9X4Y)

426 I will find it and take screen shots. They just graduated.

Posted by: CaliGirl

Good on you. Little Ms. Resistance needs a wake up call and doesn't deserve to be in the ranks.

Posted by: Cheri at June 08, 2017 12:37 PM (oiNtH)

427 "but he didn't leak to reporters. He leaked to a buddy who then leaked to reporters. So Comey can honestly say that he did not leak (directly) to the press."

So conspiracy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2017 12:38 PM (oVJmc)

428

I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside
Oh yeah, Oh yeah.
I've got a feeling, a feeling I can't hide
Oh no. Oh no, Oh no,
Yeah I've got a feeling.

Posted by: Comey Comey at June 08, 2017 12:38 PM (IqV8l)

429 Also there's the gap in employment. Which, I mean, come on. What the fuck am I supposed to about that?

---

Approach it differently. Tell them you had retired but you found it boring since you were so good at your line of work.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here and Since He Forgot His Tablet So I Let Him Use My Note at June 08, 2017 12:38 PM (fD1ST)

430 So what's the consensus on the type of underwear Ms. Harris is wearing?

Red bikinis with a black hammer and sickle on the ass.
Posted by: Grand Master Homey at June 08, 2017 12:30 PM (Tyii7)

Don't tease me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 08, 2017 12:38 PM (3OIiX)

431 And Jimmy Drama says he leaked in the hopes of it drawing a Special Prosecutor. After he testified that he knew there was nothing on Trump personally.

How to square this: personal vendetta.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 08, 2017 12:38 PM (+7/1f)

432 BTW, the chick going into basic - I don't know. Back when I was in, there wern't chicks in my MOS. A guy like that wouldn't have made it out alive.

Posted by: Strobe at June 08, 2017 12:38 PM (gbWkA)

433 "Its why I convinced my 26 year old Son to change majors in College... away from technology.

As a career, its a dead end trap now... between outsourcing, H1Bs, and the constant changes of technology...
"

BFS. Plenty of tech jobs. Got one at 55 making 6 figures. And I ain't top of the line. GTFO of Sillicone Valley, etc. etc. etc. Lots of jobs in places like Orlando, Atlanta, Pittsburgh, yadda-yadda-yadda.

Posted by: wtp at June 08, 2017 12:39 PM (EsHMF)

434 D'oh! Off, spirochete-infested sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2017 12:39 PM (X6fMO)

435 His buddy the law professor

Posted by: fd at June 08, 2017 12:39 PM (jXKc2)

436 Reality Winner didn't leak those documents, she gave them to the Postman (a FEDERAL EMPLOYEE!!!) who gave them to the Intercept.

Arrest Mailman Dave!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2017 12:39 PM (oVJmc)

437

Ronna RomneyMcDaniel @GOPChairwoman

Ronna RomneyMcDaniel Retweeted Natalie Andrews
Can we go back to the fact that Comey leaked memos and shared them with the media before Congress for political impact? #ComeyHearing

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:40 PM (fceHP)

438 Trump shoulda' fired that douche on Day One.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 08, 2017 12:40 PM (CVs5m)

439 We have a mole in the backyard who comes out in the morning to sneak birdseed. We call him "Comey."

Posted by: itsacookbook at June 08, 2017 12:40 PM (yPxXc)

440 This Comey really is a major swamp creature.

He is evasive, paranoid and incompetent.

Thank God this will be his last official appearance.

After today, no one has any use for him.

Good riddance, champ.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 08, 2017 12:40 PM (4AVeu)

441 >>>Forward that to her recruiter....
Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 12:32 PM

She can say whatever she wants prior to MEPS. Once she's in, she's subject to UCMJ and learns to be discreet or GTFO.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 08, 2017 12:40 PM (IZkOr)

442

This shit worries me.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Why is she joining the army anyway? For the recruitment money?

And I agree about forwarding the little bitch's tweets on to the recruitment office. God knows we have enough treason in the country now, we don't need to be adding it to the army.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 08, 2017 12:37 PM (X6fMO)

It upset my neice that her friend is joining the army and tweets stuff like that. Last week she tweeted something like Fn stupid c*nt @ D Trump and @ Trump is a dick. She tweets to Trump. I don't understand why she's joking the army.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:40 PM (Ri/rl)

443 So, this is like shooting an air ball?

Just to avoid the overused burger thing.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 08, 2017 12:40 PM (3myMJ)

444 Hooked on a feeling
Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 08, 2017 12:40 PM (m9X4Y)

445 nood

Posted by: GregV61 at June 08, 2017 12:40 PM (MoJlY)

446
Sure, but do you really want to be the manager of a fast-food franchise? People suck.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2017 12:24 PM (X6fMO)


In-N-Out Burger is a great company to work for,it's still all family owned they're Christian and they treat their employees very well.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 08, 2017 12:41 PM (lKyWE)

447 So Comey wrote the dossier? Based on real life experience?

Posted by: torabora at June 08, 2017 12:41 PM (6dFYM)

448 "girl joining the army"

Don't worry. She will do it the Army way (whatever that is now) or they will kick her out. Girl is about to get her cherry popped again.

Posted by: Ok at June 08, 2017 12:41 PM (cfHE9)

449 436 Reality Winner didn't leak those documents, she gave them to the Postman (a FEDERAL EMPLOYEE!!!) who gave them to the Intercept.

Arrest Mailman Dave!

____________________________________

My daddy was a mailman. . .

Posted by: John Kasich, Ohio Genius at June 08, 2017 12:41 PM (4AVeu)

450 >>431
And Jimmy Drama says he leaked in the hopes of it drawing a Special
Prosecutor. After he testified that he knew there was nothing on Trump
personally.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 08, 2017 12:38 PM (+7/1f)

I'll bet he's a shitty hand at poker.

Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2017 12:42 PM (Bdeb0)

451 Nood ace on the Comey stain

Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2017 12:42 PM (rmVvL)

452 I've worked at the cutting edge of technology for 38 Years.... truthfully.... I'm just tired of the rat race...

Well... that and nobody listening to the voice of experience when I say 'this is really a bad idea... we tried this before, and your security will be compromised within a year or so...'...

Posted by: Don Q.


Well fuck, I'm trying to get certs to change careers, at my age you're saying I'm screwed? Maybe I should try tech writing or some shit, that might be closer to my wheelhouse anyway...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 08, 2017 12:42 PM (AM1GF)

453 When the hell did Charlie Rose acquired that strong southern accent and turn into a million year old man?

I am so glad I don't typically have CBS news on....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 08, 2017 12:42 PM (8iiMU)

454 >when you went to dinner with the president did you get a scoop of ice cream?
yes one scoop.
>how many scoops did the president have
i believe he had two scoops
>were you offered an additional scoop
no
>would you have wanted two scoops rather than just one?
yes.
>what flavor of ice cream did the president have?
i can't answer that in an open setting.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 08, 2017 12:42 PM (+tRIN)

455 Did they ask him to show them on the doll where the bad Trump man hurt him yet?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2017 12:42 PM (nILVB)

456 413

so he leaks info
because he "had a feeling"

and that is okay?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:35 PM (fceHP)

So, to recap... the guy in charge of stopping leaks... the head of the FBI.... leaks information to the press....

And then wonders why the hell he was fired?

Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 12:42 PM (NgKpN)

457 McCain! Bravo! Let's bring Hillary into this.

Posted by: Koheleth at June 08, 2017 12:42 PM (fSf/G)

458 I don't understand why she's joking the army.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:40 PM (Ri/rl)

Good typo. The army may not understand either.

Can't wait to see what she thinks of basic torturing, I mean training.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 08, 2017 12:42 PM (3myMJ)

459 as I don't have cable tv can someone give me a clear and actual short essay on what comey is initimating?

Posted by: willow at June 08, 2017 12:43 PM (iS1Cb)

460 "why she's joking the army"

Excellent typo.

Posted by: Ok at June 08, 2017 12:43 PM (cfHE9)

461 concrete girl #214: mindful webworker...what a great way to start your day.
i had over 30 elk cow in my pasture the other morning.
no babies yet.
can't wait.


Walked out the back door just in time to see Dawg leap up and race after the doe - who, I hope, was leading him away from the fawn. Dawg would not respond to commands to stop, disappeared into the high grass.

He's getting old. He's not as fast as he was when he used to chase deer all the time. But nice to see him try. Fawns notwithstanding. Never sure if he's playing or hunting.

Was afraid he'd come back all bloodied, either with a fawn leg in his jaws (like the jackrabbit leg he brought us once) or maybe a dislocated jaw from a defensive mama doe kick.

After a while, he came back, no worse for wear. Good boy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - oh, deer at June 08, 2017 12:43 PM (TIFWI)

462 caligirl, we can only hope she fails.
they (our children) have all been brainwashed.

Posted by: willow at June 08, 2017 12:44 PM (iS1Cb)

463 as we were..

Posted by: willow at June 08, 2017 12:44 PM (iS1Cb)

464 Oh my, I found the girl's twitter. She just tweeted at Trump last night "you the dumbest muthafucka ever". Her twitter is in her own name. Easy peasy.

Screen shots, I will find the recruiter in santa ynez.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:45 PM (Ri/rl)

465 Nood.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2017 12:45 PM (nlbfN)

466 Saw about 75 elk the other day in Rocky Mountain Nat Park. No calves yet.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 08, 2017 12:45 PM (3myMJ)

467 "Also there's the gap in employment. Which, I mean, come on. What the fuck am I supposed to about that?"

Unemployment gaps are filled by saying you were self employed. Painted house, home repair, freelance computer work,, tutoring... anything that sounds feasible for your skills and background. They never check that out but just in case have one or two friends to cover for you: "Why yes, he tutored my son in math. He was great!" Even if 100% BS it is better that saying you were unemployed for any length of time.


Posted by: Ripley at June 08, 2017 12:46 PM (MxEKc)

468 cali perhaps she's antifa, that might help. Or not, I guess it's a matter of who actually holds the power in our country.

Posted by: willow at June 08, 2017 12:46 PM (iS1Cb)

469

Peter J. Hasson

JAMES COMEY complied with Loretta Lynch's directive to mislead the public because it "wasn't a hill worth dying on"


Stefan Molyneux

Holy sh*t! James Comey just admitted to colluding with Loretta Lynch to falsify his statements to benefit Hillary Clinton's campaign.

Can you imagine if AG Sessions colluded with the FBI director to change their statements about a Trump investigation for political reasons?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:46 PM (fceHP)

470 cali post it on next thread,

Posted by: willow at June 08, 2017 12:46 PM (iS1Cb)

471 Well fuck, I'm trying to get certs to change careers, at my age you're saying I'm screwed? Maybe I should try tech writing or some shit, that might be closer to my wheelhouse anyway...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 08, 2017 12:42 PM (AM1GF)

Now what I'm saying at all...

Get the Certs... get qual'd and then really dig into the tech for about a year or so...

THEN write manuals about it... and sell them...

I actually wrote technical docs and procedures that Microsoft used... System Management Server stuff... made REALLY good money those years...

You just need to understand the cycle, and be planning for that 5 year or so timeline.... so you have a strategy in place for that next time it hits... so you are prepared...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 12:47 PM (NgKpN)

472 468 cali perhaps she's antifa, that might help. Or not, I guess it's a matter of who actually holds the power in our country.
Posted by: willow at June 08, 2017 12:46 PM (iS1Cb)

She's tweeting at the army too. I don't think she's very bright.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 08, 2017 12:47 PM (Ri/rl)

473 There are four reasons your boss wants to speak to you alone:
1. You're about to get ripped a new one.
2. He/she wants you to do something unethical
3. He/she is trying to figure out what you are made of and if you are worth keeping.

These appointed public servants have never been in the real world. Natural that they are confused about reason #3.

Posted by: itsacookbook at June 08, 2017 12:47 PM (yPxXc)

474
Holy sh*t! James Comey just admitted to colluding with Loretta Lynch to falsify his statements to benefit Hillary Clinton's campaign.

Can you imagine if AG Sessions colluded with the FBI director to change their statements about a Trump investigation for political reasons?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2017 12:46 PM (fceHP)


we knew this, yet the voting public couldn't care less as long as the high and low are getting theirs.

Posted by: willow at June 08, 2017 12:48 PM (iS1Cb)

475 4. concerns a cigar

Posted by: itsacookbook at June 08, 2017 12:48 PM (yPxXc)

476 "give me a clear and actual short essay on what comey"

Comey is an attention whore at best. Someone (DJT?) called Comey a nutjob.

Comey is trying to smear DJT without committing perjury or libel. Otherwise Comey won't get invited to parties public or private.

Posted by: Ok at June 08, 2017 12:48 PM (cfHE9)

477 caligirl, may her actions teach her a lesson.

however, these days i'm not sure the lesson she might be taught.

Posted by: willow at June 08, 2017 12:49 PM (iS1Cb)

478 OK, so he actually is the fk we thought he was, I hope he gets ringworm.

Posted by: willow at June 08, 2017 12:50 PM (iS1Cb)

479 Who'd you rather have for a father, Trump or this whiny "victim?"

Posted by: True the Note at June 08, 2017 12:54 PM (SJ184)

480 That's better. It's not even that the interview went badly, it's that I don't have the specific experience they're looking for. Also there's the gap in employment. Which, I mean, come on. What the fuck am I supposed to about that? It's not like I haven't been trying to get another job. But I can't get one because I don't have one. Fuck's sake and fuck my life.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:02 PM (0mRoj)

Sounds to me like they knew from the get-go that you were not their man. But they had to interview a few "unqualified" candidates so that the job could eventually go to the CEO's nephew.

It's not you. You're just one of the designated straw men.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2017 12:55 PM (XUcIQ)

481 "He's getting old. He's not as fast"

Had a 17 year old toothless cat that looks like Bill-the-cat's skinnier brother chase down a bunny 3 times before I could break up the scrum. Bunny was screaming and kicking air each time it was collared. If the cat had had teeth it would of been a dead bunny. If the bunny had run serpentine the cat could of never caught him.

Posted by: Ok at June 08, 2017 12:55 PM (cfHE9)

482 >>>Well... that and nobody listening to the voice of experience when I say 'this is really a bad idea... we tried this before, and your security will be compromised within a year or so...'...Posted by: Don Q. at June 08, 2017 12:20 PM (NgKpN)

You never told us you were a consultant for the Hillary bathroom server!

Posted by: LizLem at June 08, 2017 12:58 PM (LiMbk)

483 so he leaks info
because he "had a feeling"

and that is okay?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
----------

Among Liberals, that is the prime mover.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2017 12:59 PM (OdK9v)

484 ...I don't have the specific experience they're looking for....

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 08, 2017 12:02 PM (0mRoj)

Try Neville Goddard's Christian Mystic's method.

Sit or lay down and close your eyes. In your imagination hear them tell you that you aren't right for the job you are applying for but they have one that pays more and is a better fit. They finish the conversation by asking you when you will be available to start.

I believe you have a well paying job that you enjoy. Starts next week.

Posted by: Ok at June 08, 2017 01:03 PM (cfHE9)

485 This is just another day in the every day attack on Trump....there will not be a day without negative press on Trump.

Why he doesn't indict Hillary, and the other Ob+mao cohorts is beyond me.

Posted by: torabora at June 08, 2017 01:06 PM (6dFYM)

486 " I hope he"

Wins a lottery and has to pay a large amount of income tax.

Posted by: Ok at June 08, 2017 01:06 PM (cfHE9)

487 Comey is like a big, faggy, Eddie Haskell.

Posted by: Dogbert at June 08, 2017 01:08 PM (mFvOa)

488 So Comey wanted to shelter the FBI investigators from Trump wanting them to let up on General Flynn, but then he writes a memo about it and gives the memo to a friend who will leak it to the NYT? How does this make sense?

Posted by: Dogbert at June 08, 2017 01:10 PM (mFvOa)

489 388 So what's the consensus on the type of underwear Ms. Harris is wearing?

Red bikinis with a black hammer and sickle on the ass.
Posted by: Grand Master Homey at June 08, 2017 12:30 PM (Tyii7)



With a butt-plug and a dildo attachments.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 08, 2017 01:14 PM (ujg0T)

490 He really is a whiny little snot.

Pretty much this. President Trump hurt his feelings and told the truth about the organization he was supposed to be leading and its disarray and his poor leadership.

And what FBI Director leaks stuff to the NYT?

Jim Comey is like HRC and Barack Obama -- they will never ever go away and leave us alone. And speaking of HRC and Comey . What's the status? Is Comey still on the hook for being a factor in her election loss? Hard to keep up with all the fake news.

Posted by: gracepc at June 08, 2017 01:23 PM (OU4q6)

491 382 What scares me is my niece has a friend that starts basic training soon. The girl joining the army tweets at Trump calling him a big see you next Tuesday and a dick.

This shit worries me.
Posted by: CaliGirl

That's insane. Can she call her CO a dick? If not, why can she call her CiC a dick? Why would we let people in the armed forces who so courteously reveal beforehand that they are traitors.
-----
No need to worry. Once she's "in the Army now" all that non-sense about disrespecting the Commander-in-Chief becomes an offense against the UCMJ and the CO will have a field day with Article 15/Non Judicial Punishment (NJP) and there are a plethora of articles within the UCMJ that can be utilized to address the issue. All of us that have served or will serve have to sign an inordinate amount of paperwork saying we understand this and that and one of those if abide by the Uniform Code of Military Justice... She'll either learn quickly or have enough NJP's to be awarded an OTH (Other-than-Honorable) for a pattern of misconduct and for the good of the service so that she can go back home and tell everyone how Uncle Sam and big Army gave her the green weenie...

Semper Fidelis
USMC - Retired

Posted by: Clear-as-Mud at June 08, 2017 01:52 PM (TA0EN)

492 Thank you! I did not find Comey at all creditable! Yet all over TV, judge N. at Fox etc. Says he came off as very honest etc... but what I saw was not that!

He glanced to the side a lot, every answer had him as the hero... when we know darn well he flubbed the Hillary investigation, and now he LEAKS things bad about trump, but fails to LEAK THE MAIN INFORMATION THAT TRUMP WAS NOT EVEN UNDER INVESTIGATION!!!!

Posted by: petunia at June 08, 2017 02:44 PM (VoCyE)

493 Not a rat, a "weasel".

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at June 08, 2017 04:40 PM (EMi53)

494 Laugh out Loud. That is funny, Dude.

Posted by: HarriedandHopeless at June 08, 2017 05:07 PM (Y1Oht)

495 it doesn't make sense that Comey would ONLY take notes of meetings with Trump. As a professional, if you do something as deliberate as taking notes, it's a career long habit, not something you just pick up. I don't believe him for a second.

Posted by: HarriedandHopeless at June 08, 2017 05:13 PM (Y1Oht)

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