1 I am surprised they did not dub in Nazis or Racists.

2 Just like the movie, Sum of All Fears by Clancy

3 rd

4 I what you did there.

5 They will never dub in China!, because Marketing!

6 1.21 gigawatts?

7 Wow. The commenting system messed up my comment-honest! :-)

8 Absolutely nucking futs. Every time I hear about this now, and I'm hearing about it a lot more, it reminds me of Stalin airbrushing people out of photographs.

If this stuff doesn't tell you who they are, you're a fucking idiot.

9 I thought I saw that this had been done in 2001. Not a new thing.

I point this out not to say "old news" but to wonder if it wasn't done out of a sensitivity to recent victims. Like taking the WTC out of "Spider-Man".

10 Still waiting for the Me-Again Kelley post...

11 1 I am surprised they did not dub in Nazis or Racists.
Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 04:21 PM (XSEwK)

Christianists.

12 That hideous shrew Joyless Behar came right out and said Maher gets a pass on the n-word because he's anti-Trump.

And whoever that Sunny Hostin creature is who serves as her mini-me on The View agreed.

13 Nunes explained why the subpoenas were needed: "We've been waiting since March 15 for that information. The intelligence agencies have been slow-rolling us, which is what led to these three subpoenas being issued."

Asked if there are other Obama officials besides Brennan, Rice, and Power, Nunes responded, "So these individuals that we named are the ones we have particular interest in, but I can say that those are not the only ones we have interest in."

14 1984 is a great book...full of so many great ideas to implement!

15 Yeah I was hoping for a MeAgain post too.

Not demanding one, of course, just hoping for one.

Because really just seeing her kicked down warms my heart.

16 "It's different when we do it." - Every Prog who ever lived.

17 What's crazy is that this is the Libyans. Like ... known enemies for a couple hundred years, guys. How is that even objectionable?

18 Welcome to the Sally Kohn School of Film Making.

Next....see how we edit Titanic to show that the Ice berg was really a block of the Artic the got loose due to climate change.

19 I'm surprised they still let George C Scott call the Germans "le bosch"

20 It's totally okay for Bill Maher to use the term "house n***er". He's a liberal, therefore he cannot be a racist.

21 You should hear Maher go crazy when "Strawberry Fields" comes on the radio

22 True Lies was on the other day,I didn't check to see if there was still muzzie terrorists in it.

23 Stalin would be proud of the airbrushing of history that Hollywood can do today.

24 Just wait until they remake BttF with sex-reversal. Martina McFly and Doctor Emmie Brown will be chased around the parking lot of the Bushy Valley Mall by a pickup truck full of racist white Trump supporters.

25 21 You should hear Maher go crazy when "Strawberry Fields" comes on the radio

Mrs. Fields cookies make him lose control like Patty Duke with a hot dog.

26 Isn't "letting the terrorists win" actually the plan? It's NOT letting the terrorists win that's verboten. Censoring "terrorists" is definitely letting the terrorists win.

27 I thought I saw that this had been done in 2001. Not a new thing.

I point this out not to say "old news" but to wonder if it wasn't done out of a sensitivity to recent victims. Like taking the WTC out of "Spider-Man".

Posted by: moviegique at June 05, 2017 04:23 PM (7zeA4)

I was gonna say "old news."

Basically they did this in the post-9/11 panics and then shoved it in their film vault. Like they delayed the release (and downplayed the release) of "Collateral Damage" and others.

I think of these things as kind of lame but not very outragey, though The Internet really does seem to disagree with me.

28 In one of Arthur C. Clarkes later novels, his main character's job was airbrushing ciagrettes out of films.

I'm guessing this was a novel from the 80's....

29 They also edited the end when Doc comes back to say Marty has to go to the Future because his kid was a Trump voter!

30

Oh good news. In response to Theresa May fighting terrorism via the internet Google announced it would help fight extremism on the net. Wanna bet they mean us?

31 But PC is all about inclusion and equality!!!!!

32 Just like the movie, Sum of All Fears by Clancy
Posted by: rd
---------

Just like the book, 1984, by Orwell.

33 28 I believe they actually have cut some smoking out of old movies.

34 Next they'll remove Trump from Home Alone 2.

35 Isn't "letting the terrorists win" actually the plan? It's NOT letting the terrorists win that's verboten. Censoring "terrorists" is definitely letting the terrorists win.
---

LOL.

Orwellian Doublespeak.

Leftists say we won't let the terrorists win yet enable and actually support the terrorists.

/say one thing, do another...

36 I expect that Senator Ben Sasse will be in more trouble than Bill Maher. Ben does not have Democratium Armor.

37 You'll never hear a muz say "that's not who we are."

They know exactly who they are. And that we are the heathen other.

38 Waiting for Maher to sing: "When dem cotton balls gets rotten you don'ts pick very much cotton in dem ol' cotton fields back home."

He'll get a pass.

Perhaps he can sing a duet with the Beast.

39 1984 is a great book...full of so many great ideas to implement!
Posted by: The Left


Yeah

I have legalized robbery
And called it belief
I have run with the money
And hid like a thief
I have re-written history
With armies of my crooks
Invented memories
I did burn all the books


Funny how that works, huh?

40 I'm surprised they still let George C Scott call the Germans "le bosch"

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2017 04:26 PM (2+tI4)



I'm sure saying Kraut in a WWII movie is okay because whitey. But Jap or Nip will be removed

41 The Messenger Trump (blessings of Covfefe be upon him and his family) has said:

"Build thou a Wall upon thine Border. A YUGE Wall made of the finest Gold and Ivory.

Then shall the Invader be Rocketed Back O'er the Wall by trebuchet and thou shalt be trice blessed."

42 From the halls of a non descript country to the shores of a coastal country we will fight our country's kinetic military action in the air on the land and sea.

43
Oh good news. In response to Theresa May fighting terrorism via the internet Google announced it would help fight extremism on the net. Wanna bet they mean us?
---

Winner winner chicken dinner.

/but don't worry, Muslims and violent leftists will not be monitored.

44 Even saying the T word could give these men the appearance of legitimacy when what we really need are kind words and good vibes. Good vibes will save the world.

45 He'll get a pass.

Perhaps he can sing a duet with the Beast.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Perhaps he'll sing

I get no kick from champagne
Pure alcohol, doesn't thrill me at all
But I get a kick
Out of you

or
De Camptown Races!

46 They also cut the part where Achmed ran the deLorean into a crowd at a rally for Goldie for Mayor

47 I'm sure saying Kraut in a WWII movie is okay because whitey. But Jap or Nip will be removed
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 04:30 PM (493sH)

What about NTT?

48 And whoever that Sunny Hostin creature is who serves as her mini-me on The View agreed.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 04:25 PM (ul9CR)

Whoopi was wearing a MAGA shirt with Trump blowing his own head off in public and nothing happened. The View shouldn't exist because it's vile and pathetic, but there it is. I wouldn't be shocked if Kathy Griffin winds up there.

49 Did they put CGI walkie talkies in the hands of anyone who was holding an Unapproved Instrument of LBGTQBWH&NA Oppression?

50 Fight Club was on STARZ last night and since it came out in 1999 (!?) they were still all about blowing up high rises in NY. They left those scenes in of course, and it made me sort of uncomfortable to see but I think it would have ruined the movie to cut those parts out.
That being said, this is quick and subtle, likely to be missed by most people watching, and that makes it seem so insidious. Stalin's airbrush at work.

51 This is dumber than Spielberg editing the guns into walkie-talkies in E.T.

52 And if Sasse had said it instead of Maher? Would HBO edit it then?

53 We need muz equivalents to "Der Furher's face"

54 We all know that the only people who work in fields are blacks, right?

/s

55 OT
I just had a liter of fluid drained from my pleural cavity (the space between your ribs and lungs.) All went well. This is the first time in a few years now that I have needed this, and the volume of fluid was about half of what it was when I was having problems with congestive heart failure. So I guess it was one of those bad news/good news situations. But keep me on the prayer board just in case. Thanks!

(Maybe now I'll be able to help out more with getting the vegetable and flower gardens planted. We are finally dry enough to plant veggies, and planted the first plants on Friday, about 2-3 weeks late).

56 This has been mentioned here before several times; the fact that writers of t.v. and screen productions, along with authors of books, never make the crime committer a minority; whether Black, Mexican, Muslim. Sure, it will start out that way with all fingers pointing to that direction, but as it turns out, you guessed it, the culprit will be a white man either wealthy or red-neck.

57 40 Yep,local station here removes every nip and Jap from movies like Sands of Iwo Jima.I believe they also remove the word savage when it is directed at "native Anericans".

58 when someone says "fields" here I immediately think about one armed female reporters.

59 33 28 I believe they actually have cut some smoking out of old movies.
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2017 04:29 PM (rmVvL)

Seem's to happen a lot in Spielberg films. They removed the gun's from the Fed's as they are closing in on E.T.

SOP PC BS

60 Perhaps the day will come when the ultimate test of right thought will be willingness to submit to buggery--with a smile.

61 I'm writing a Shakespeare parody called The Schlonging of the Shrew.

I think I'm gonna call the MeAgain character Lady Megbeth.

"Villein, thou hath called maidens thou dost not like strumpets, bawds, curs, flax-wenches and harpies..."

Naming the characters is fun. Sir Chris Christaff is a given. And Comeo (wherefore art thou, Comeo?)

62 We live in stupid times but soon to be interesting times.

63 (Maybe now I'll be able to help out more with
getting the vegetable and flower gardens planted. We are finally dry
enough to plant veggies, and planted the first plants on Friday, about
2-3 weeks late).

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 05, 2017 04:32 PM (lIZQs)

Prayers.

64 Someone linked to this is a previous thread, but the full implications are truly alarming:

"Minority Report"-style "pre-crime" conviction now law in Canada -- enforced only against normal sane people

Talk about "slippery slope theory" being confirmed

In the "bad old days" only married (i.e. straight) couple were allowed to adopt babies.

Then they changed the law to allow unmarried gay couples to adopt.

And JUST AS EVERYONE ON OUR SIDE PREDICTED, the pendulum just keeps swinging and now the bias is going the other way: According to a new national law just passed today in Canada, if you reveal during the adoption interview that you think gender is a real physical thing -- i.e. that boys are boys and girls are girls -- then you are BARRED from ever being allowed to adopt a child!:

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/ breaking-ontario-passes-totalitarian-bill-allowing-govt-to-take-kids-from-c

What is the rationale? Because when your child grows up to be genderfuid -- which, of course, all childrne henceforth will do, thanks to the state's propaganda -- you as parents will not be supportive, and thus you will be "abusive". So potential parents are being pre-convicted of child abuse long before it ever happens, and the punishment is: you don't get to have a baby in the first place!

The law also implies that the government can seize and take away your own BIOLOGICAL child if you aren't completely indulgent of their transgender phases.

Philip K. Dick, you magnificent bastard -- I read your book!

65 Democracy Dies in Darkness!

Oh yeah? Well so are you. Get in the fucking trunk.

66 In response to Theresa May fighting terrorism via the internet Google announced it would help fight extremism on the net. Wanna bet they mean us?
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Who else could they mean, who won't be able to fight back, because they are already marginalized?

67 I don't recall any black people in these movies. Outside of the musicians. ChuckBerryMatters!

68 Back to the Future - Theaters 1985: "Oh no ! It's the Libyan terrorists"

Back to the Future TBS 2011 "Oh no! It's the Liberian terrorists"

Back to the Future TBS 2017: "Oh no! It's the Libertarian terrorists!"

69 Naming the characters is fun. Sir Chris Christaff is a given. And Comeo (wherefore art thou, Comeo?)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 04:33 PM (ul9CR)

To eat doughnuts, or to not eat doughnuts...

70
Stalin would be proud of the airbrushing of history that Hollywood can do today.

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 04:27 PM

Digital technology makes it much easier to remove undesirables.

71 I was watching some MTV throwback stuff a while ago and noticed the video for "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits available on YouTube was edited to remove an unfashionable term.

"Compliance is required, but if you really love the book you are welcome to burn only the pages we deem offensive."

72 22 True Lies was on the other day,I didn't check to see if there was still muzzie terrorists in it.

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2017 04:26 PM (rmVvL)

I was thinking that it might make a good plot device for an SF Story. Archaeologists in 3017 find a copy and determine it was a biographical movie about the Governor of the US In the years before the Islamic Wars, and the Nuclear Holocaust of 2025.

73 Hollywood? Meh.
I'll watch old Perry Mason re-reuns.

74 I guess they couldn't find someone to forge MJ Foxes handwriting so it would now become "Lutheran Terrorists".

75 TBS Censors "Back to the Future" By Removing Reference to "Terrorists"


Of course. Mentioning terrorists is racist.

76 Yeah, tell me when the fields of Nebraska were full of slaves, Bill Maher - wtf?

77 Mrs. Fields cookies
__________


I havent been able to stir up cookie dough in such a long time...

78 Sure, it will start out that way with all fingers pointing to that direction, but as it turns out, you guessed it, the culprit will be a white man either wealthy or red-neck.
Posted by: washrivergal


You mean every episode of "Law and Order" ?

79 I guess they couldn't find someone to forge MJ Foxes handwriting so it would now become "Lutheran Terrorists".

That's redundant.

Just "Lutherans" will suffice.

80 "This is dumber than Spielberg editing the guns into walkie-talkies in E.T.

Posted by: wooga"

Soon they will be editing in seat belts and bike helmets in older movies if they are to be allowed to be shown.

81 Then they changed the law to allow unmarried gay couples to adopt.

And JUST AS EVERYONE ON OUR SIDE PREDICTED, the pendulum just keeps swinging and now the bias is going the other way: According to a new national law just passed today in Canada, if you reveal during the adoption interview that you think gender is a real physical thing -- i.e. that boys are boys and girls are girls -- then you are BARRED from ever being allowed to adopt a child!:





Because the most healthy thing for a child is to have a couple of queens who just hooked up to buy a kid but prevent a married straight couple from doing so. Fark Canada

82 We mock the stupidity of the Brits ... but the same shit is going down here.

83 "TBS Censors "Back to the Future" By Removing Reference to "Terrorists"

Tell me about it!

84 Run a global Find and Replace: "Terrorist", replace w/ "Amish". "Suicide Bomber" would be replaced w/ "pitchforker with low self-esteem and daddy issues"

85 >> In response to Theresa May fighting terrorism via the internet Google
announced it would help fight extremism on the net. Wanna bet they mean
us?

And Tommy Robinson, Paul Joseph Watson, Katie Hopkins, Milo....

86 We need muz equivalents to "Der Furher's face"

Posted by: CN

They say the Caliphate will control the human race
Let's throw pork! Rinds! Right in the Caliph's face...

87 They asked Michael J Fox if he wanted to star in a final Back to the Future movie and he kept shaking his head no.

88 adoption interview that you think gender is a real physical thing -- i.e. that boys are boys and girls are girls -- then you are BARRED from ever being allowed to adopt a child!


Instead they'll give the child to militant lesbian or a couple of fags pretending to be a married "couple."

Makes sense to me.

89 Then shall the Invader be Rocketed Back O'er the Wall by trebuchet and thou shalt be trice blessed."
Posted by: The Trump Hadiths at June 05, 2017 04:30 PM (9q7Dl)

---
If thine Invader returns for a second time, thou shall consult the book of armaments:

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."

90
We live in stupid times but soon to be interesting times.
Posted by: Ripley

Still waitin' for the backlash, boss.

91 87 They asked Michael J Fox if he wanted to star in a final Back to the Future movie and he kept shaking his head no.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 04:38 PM (OVJcF)


That's cold.

Funny, but cold.

92 Wasn't Maher just doing a movie quote? Prissy (Butterfly McQueen) to Miss Scarlet?

93 Works for me!

94 85 >> In response to Theresa May fighting terrorism via the internet Google
announced it would help fight extremism on the net. Wanna bet they mean
us?

And Tommy Robinson, Paul Joseph Watson, Katie Hopkins, Milo....
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 04:37 PM (NOIQH)


Winston Churchill.

95 They asked Michael J Fox if he wanted to star in a final Back to the Future movie and he kept shaking his head no.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 04:38 PM (OVJcF)
_____


clever.. now go to your room and think about what you did.

96 Sure, it will start out that way with all fingers pointing to that direction, but as it turns out, you guessed it, the culprit will be a white man either wealthy or red-neck.

Posted by: washrivergal

---

Has to be. Very few people enjoy watching non-fiction.

97 You mean every episode of "Law and Order" ?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2017 04:36 PM (RFeQD)

+++

They are the worst because they take actual events and then change out the evil doer to fit their agenda.

98 My understanding of the matter is that if you view the contemporary re-releases of classic Warner Brothers animation, Looney Tunes cartoon material, you first have to endure a prefatory segment featuring Whoopi Goldberg lecturing you about how these cartoons may contain content that some could consider racist, and racism is bad, mmmmmkay?

I'd rather chew a used urinal cake than sit through that.

99 Hollywood will allow Mexican Cartels to be the bad guys. I saw Blood Father ( with Mel Gibson, pretty good) and Sicario. The Mexicans in both films were portrayed as ruthless...

100 They gonna edit out the actual terrorists too? Maybe replace them with giant CGI ice cream cones carrying weapons? Why not.

101 I heard if Michael J Fox fell down on a wool carpet, he could generate 1.5 jigawatts of static electricity.

102 One of the reasons why my brother loves To Live and Die in LA is the opening, where Secret Service agents protect Ronald Reagan from a Muslim suicide bomber.

103 My understanding of the matter is that if you view the contemporary re-releases of classic Warner Brothers animation, Looney Tunes cartoon material, you first have to endure a prefatory segment featuring Whoopi Goldberg lecturing you about how these cartoons may contain content that some could consider racist, and racism is bad, mmmmmkay?
================

I can confirm this is correct.

104 Maybe replace them with giant CGI ice cream cones carrying weapons? Why not.
Posted by: wte9 at June 05, 2017 04:40 PM (xYr9U)

Actually, I kind of want to see that.

105 Will they just disappear movies like Victor/Victoria, Juwana Man, She's the Man, Twelfth Night, Tootsie, Orlando.....

106 The Russian mafia seems to be the go to bad guy lately.

107 According to IMDB, the deletion of "Terrorists" was done immediately after 9/11/2001, because of sensitivities at the time. It could be that TBS is just using one of the post 9/11 edited versions.

108 giant CGI ice cream cones carrying weapons covered in sprinkles?

109 He who controls the present controls the past

Something some guy said once

110 Imus and his sidekick Bernie got fired for Bernie's "nappy headed hoes" gaffe. It was an unscripted mistake for which they profusely apologized. But the Left went after their sponsors.

111 99 Hollywood will allow Mexican Cartels to be the bad guys. I saw Blood Father ( with Mel Gibson, pretty good) and Sicario. The Mexicans in both films were portrayed as ruthless...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 05, 2017 04:40 PM (7uYFy)

---

That's because it's politically useful to continually show who the poor illegals are having to flee because they're so law-abiding and only want to work in peace.

112 Not to love old ham'hed is a big disgrace, so say FU right in old ham'hed's face

113 Speaking of censorship, HBO will edit Bill Maher's bizarre use of the n-word (apparently, if you say "fields" in a farming context to Maher, he immediately thinks of the n-word)


I turned on the tv this morning, just to shift from HDMI1 to HDMI2. In those precious few seconds Wendy Williams appeared on screen with pic of Maher in the background. As the electronics worked at the speed of light I heard her say, 'Yeah, you don't get to say that.'

I had to chuckle.

114 Speaking of censorship, HBO will edit Bill Maher's bizarre use of the n-word (apparently, if you say "fields" in a farming context to Maher, he immediately thinks of the n-word), but won't be firing him or anything.


Michael Richards wept.

115 I imagine they cheered mightily when the taliban blew up the Buddha statues carved into the Afghan mountainside.

116 They gonna edit out the actual terrorists too? Maybe replace them with giant CGI ice cream cones carrying weapons? Why not.

Posted by: wte9 at June 05, 2017 04:40 PM (xYr9U)



And the big bad guy has TWO scoops on his cone

117 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

118 So I can get a reprieve, right?

119 I suppose 'Libyans' is being censored too!

120 Who's my Caucasian? Come on , who's my Caucasian?

121 104
Maybe replace them with giant CGI ice cream cones carrying weapons? Why not.

Posted by: wte9 at June 05, 2017 04:40 PM (xYr9U)



Actually, I kind of want to see that.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 04:41 PM (ul9CR)
***
Been done - the Tick vs Uncle Creamy:https://tinyurl.com/yc7eqy7s
Love me some Tick, man.

122 TBS has a serious lean to the left, not surprised.

123 I prefer the Wendy Williams with the chainsaw.

124 You would never know how hard it was during the Michelle Fields controversy.

125 Ariana just did more in the GWOT than most of us ever will. She got a bunch of tweens to defy the wrath of ISIS.
ISIS has been made to look ridiculous.

We should chip in and send Ariana a box of Dunkins.

126 You know ... if I had my way ...

... they'd show video of those towers falling every damn day.

127 I prefer the Wendy Williams with the chainsaw.



Wendy O.?
Rocked the black tape bikini and so ahead of her time.

128 Tick, "Spoon!"

129 111 99 Hollywood will allow Mexican Cartels to be the bad guys. I saw Blood Father ( with Mel Gibson, pretty good) and Sicario. The Mexicans in both films were portrayed as ruthless...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 05, 2017 04:40 PM (7uYFy)

---

That's because it's politically useful to continually show who the poor illegals are having to flee because they're so law-abiding and only want to work in peace.
Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 05, 2017 04:43 PM (fD1ST)

++++

And still, they would be the middlemen working for the unscrupulous rich white guy who runs the entire operation.

130 There would be no issue if Maher had simply pronounced the word with a 'ga' at the end instead of "ger"....

131 >>They asked Michael J Fox if he wanted to star in a final Back to the Future movie and he kept shaking his head no.

MJF played a lawyer character on The Good Wife who had some condition (not Parkinsons) and he would milk it when in court - explain to the jury why he moves the way he does, used it as an excuse for delays, that sort of thing.
Kinda figured it was written for him as a nod towards his admission of *not* taking his meds before testifying to Congress in support of stem cell research to find cures for Parkinson's. he wanted them to see his ticks and jerks to garner sympathy.

132 Maher bought racism offsets.

133 Crap

Krazye Eye Killer.

134 120 Who's my Caucasian? Come on , who's my Caucasian?
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 04:45 PM (OVJcF)

Is that you Sharpton?

135 Maybe this will rekindle the MJF and Rush Limbaugh war?

136 Why does Michael J. Fox go to tennis matches?

So he can blend in with the crowd.

(I'm sorry but the little prick used his unfortunate malady to unfairly spew hatred at Dubya, so he's fair game.)

137 They asked Michael J Fox if he wanted to star in a final Back to the Future movie and he kept shaking his head no.
Posted by: Jack Sock




ISWYDT.

138
And still, they would be the middlemen working for the unscrupulous rich white guy who runs the entire operation.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 05, 2017 04:46 PM (+tKYk)

or white Hispanic, which come to think of it, would most likely describe the heads of the Cartels in real life....

139 Glass number 1 of my "cleansing" drink.. down the hatch. Ugh.

140 "TBS Censors "Back to the Future" By Removing Reference to "Terrorists"


I'm surprised they have not censored Doc Brown suggesting setting the Delorean date to 12/25/0000 to witness the birth of Christ. Triggering to the anti "AD" people.

141 I, for one, encourage the progressives to rewrite history and airbrush the present just as they were taught by George Orwell in his training manual "1984."

The more obvious they are about it, the better.

142 Glass number 1 of my "cleansing" drink.. down the hatch. Ugh.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 05, 2017 04:48 PM (CNHr1)
____________



ewwwww.

143 139 Glass number 1 of my "cleansing" drink.. down the hatch. Ugh.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 05, 2017 04:48 PM (CNHr1)

---

If this is a precursor to something else, this is likely to be the worst part.

144 126 You know ... if I had my way ...

... they'd show video of those towers falling every damn day.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 04:46

*fistbump*

145 "132 Maher bought racism offsets."


Yup. Just like Quentin Tarantino who can load up his scripts with the N word and not get in trouble because he is a lib in good standing.

146

Bossy Conservative -

I have legalized robbery
And called it belief
I have run with the money
And hid like a thief
I have re-written history
With armies of my crooks
Invented memories
I did burn all the books

Ok, sorry for the OT, but we're cleaning out bookcases for a garage sale, and not 5 minutes ago I'm perusing the Brothers in Arms sheet music book i bought many moons ago. Very eerie feeling to jump into the comments and see those lyrics.

147 139 Glass number 1 of my "cleansing" drink.. down the hatch. Ugh.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 05, 2017 04:48 PM (CNHr1)

Well ... whadda' ya' know. I just ordered my first drink too.

It's like we're soulmates.

148 Back to the Future TBS 2017: "Oh no! It's the Libertarian terrorists!"
________________

I was gonna blow myself up, but then I got high.

149 Zombie linked this movie last night in the ONT - In Order of Disappearance

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2675914/?ref_=ttfc_fc_tt


I think Tim 'Tool Time' Taylor needs the lead role of Nils.

150 This going back and changing dialogue / removing references and cutting scenes in older movies is really sick when you think about it, and who knows where it will end up.

151 NO.. the worst part comes later and you know what I mean. Then another round at midnight. I will get no sleep tonight. At least I was smart and scheduled the procedure for 7:30.

152 "If we all agree to not acknowledge the danger of terrorism, it will go away."

The magical thinking practiced on the Left wouldn't be so bad except they insist that the rest of us live with the consequences.

153 It would be interesting to poll college seniors, recent graduates, and masters/doctoral candidates to ask them what the Soviets did to photographs.

I'd be surprised if 20% got it right.

154 lol Scogg... we can be miserable together.

155 "142 Glass number 1 of my "cleansing" drink.. down the hatch. Ugh.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 05, 2017 04:48 PM (CNHr1)"


Good luck and don't forget to fart afterwards.

156 Larry David may be a liberal but Curb Your Enthusiasm is anything but PC. I'm surprised more morons arent fans.

157 Drudge is reporting-Trials to 'reawaken dead' start in a few months.

158 Did TBS do it, or the studio?

I think Maher thought he could bait Sasse into saying something racist.

159 "151 NO.. the worst part comes later and you know what I mean. Then another round at midnight. I will get no sleep tonight. At least I was smart and scheduled the procedure for 7:30."


Very smart to schedule early. I hope you are planning a nice meal afterward.

160 Deplorable - The sweet sweet hit of versed will almost make all the yukky prep worth it.

161 The Messenger Trump (blessings of Covfefe be upon him and his family) has said:


"Thou shalt say the word, Terrorist and Terrorist shalt thou say.

Wouldst thou call a dog turd ice cream and lick most hungrily upon it?

No, thou wouldst not.

For to do so would makest thou kookoobananas.

Sad."

162 Oh has anyone asked all those Hollywood people who get up in arms when a movie is changed in its format to fit a TV screen how they feel about this?

Actually speaking from personal experience I know they'll be totes okay with it because they think its for the common good.

163 NO.. the worst part comes later and you know what I mean. Then another round at midnight.

---

Yeah, I sort of meant this stage, not necessarily the drink itself.

164 You know ... if I had my way ...

... they'd show video of those towers falling every damn day.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 04:46

*fistbump*
Posted by: olddog




At station sign off - old skool -
National Anthem - Flag - Towers.

165 53 We need muz equivalents to "Der Furher's face"
Posted by: CN at June 05, 2017 04:32 PM (2+tI4)

Right before Achmed´s bombvest
blew him up all over the place

He went Ackbar!! (ttthhppptt!)
Ackbar!! (ttthhppptt!)
Right in Allah´s face

166 Good luck and don't forget to fart afterwards.
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 05, 2017 04:52 PM (OD2ni)
________


Forget?
Puh-leeease. When they got done my body couldn't wait. Or stop for that matter.
Sounded like a Macy's Parade balloon was crashing in the recovery unit

167 They can call Condi Rice and Clarence Thomas house ninjas anytime they want. That was Maher's mistake.

168 PG rated 300 trailer

https://youtu.be/gNqiSkd1M6k

And while I meme, here's another lol.

https://youtu.be/qXd53Yd0fWQ

169 oh.. gotcha Hate... eh.. I'm slow on the uptake sometimes.

Yes, hubby will buy me a nice big breakfast tomorrow afterwards!

170 Posted by: The Trump Hadiths at June 05, 2017 04:54 PM (9q7Dl)

----------------

And now my kids are wondering why I'm laughing like a retarded hyena.

171







TBS Censors "Back to the Future" By Removing Reference to "Terrorists"


Admitting terrorism exists, even in a fictional sci-fi universe, is #LettingTheTerroristsWin.

Speaking of censorship, HBO will edit Bill Maher's bizarre use of the n-word (apparently, if you say "fields" in a farming context to Maher, he immediately thinks of the n-word), but won't be firing him or anything.

Hey, he apologized or whatever.









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1 I am surprised they did not dub in Nazis or Racists.

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 04:21 PM (XSEwK)

2 Just like the movie, Sum of All Fears by Clancy

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 04:22 PM (XSEwK)

3 rd

Posted by: TexasDan at June 05, 2017 04:22 PM (yL25O)

4 I what you did there.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at June 05, 2017 04:22 PM (B11vO)

5 They will never dub in China!, because Marketing!

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 04:23 PM (XSEwK)

6 1.21 gigawatts?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 05, 2017 04:23 PM (kTF2Z)

7 Wow. The commenting system messed up my comment-honest! :-)


Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at June 05, 2017 04:23 PM (B11vO)

8 Absolutely nucking futs. Every time I hear about this now, and I'm hearing about it a lot more, it reminds me of Stalin airbrushing people out of photographs.

If this stuff doesn't tell you who they are, you're a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2017 04:23 PM (4ErVI)

9 I thought I saw that this had been done in 2001. Not a new thing.

I point this out not to say "old news" but to wonder if it wasn't done out of a sensitivity to recent victims. Like taking the WTC out of "Spider-Man".

Posted by: moviegique at June 05, 2017 04:23 PM (7zeA4)

10 Still waiting for the Me-Again Kelley post...

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 04:24 PM (XSEwK)

11 1 I am surprised they did not dub in Nazis or Racists.
Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 04:21 PM (XSEwK)

Christianists.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at June 05, 2017 04:24 PM (B11vO)

12 That hideous shrew Joyless Behar came right out and said Maher gets a pass on the n-word because he's anti-Trump.

And whoever that Sunny Hostin creature is who serves as her mini-me on The View agreed.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 04:25 PM (ul9CR)

13 Nunes explained why the subpoenas were needed: "We've been waiting since March 15 for that information. The intelligence agencies have been slow-rolling us, which is what led to these three subpoenas being issued."

Asked if there are other Obama officials besides Brennan, Rice, and Power, Nunes responded, "So these individuals that we named are the ones we have particular interest in, but I can say that those are not the only ones we have interest in."


Posted by: undocumented SMOD at June 05, 2017 04:25 PM (e8kgV)

14 1984 is a great book...full of so many great ideas to implement!

Posted by: The Left at June 05, 2017 04:25 PM (aZq03)

15 Yeah I was hoping for a MeAgain post too.

Not demanding one, of course, just hoping for one.

Because really just seeing her kicked down warms my heart.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2017 04:25 PM (4ErVI)

16 "It's different when we do it." - Every Prog who ever lived.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at June 05, 2017 04:25 PM (5fSr7)

17 What's crazy is that this is the Libyans. Like ... known enemies for a couple hundred years, guys. How is that even objectionable?

Posted by: sunny-dee at June 05, 2017 04:25 PM (QAOZh)

18 Welcome to the Sally Kohn School of Film Making.

Next....see how we edit Titanic to show that the Ice berg was really a block of the Artic the got loose due to climate change.

Posted by: Mallamutt at June 05, 2017 04:25 PM (/HC6x)

19 I'm surprised they still let George C Scott call the Germans "le bosch"

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2017 04:26 PM (2+tI4)

20 It's totally okay for Bill Maher to use the term "house n***er". He's a liberal, therefore he cannot be a racist.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 05, 2017 04:26 PM (dargh)

21 You should hear Maher go crazy when "Strawberry Fields" comes on the radio


Posted by: Bruce at June 05, 2017 04:26 PM (8ikIW)

22 True Lies was on the other day,I didn't check to see if there was still muzzie terrorists in it.

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2017 04:26 PM (rmVvL)

23 Stalin would be proud of the airbrushing of history that Hollywood can do today.



Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 04:27 PM (XSEwK)

24 Just wait until they remake BttF with sex-reversal. Martina McFly and Doctor Emmie Brown will be chased around the parking lot of the Bushy Valley Mall by a pickup truck full of racist white Trump supporters.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2017 04:27 PM (Tnhbr)

25 21 You should hear Maher go crazy when "Strawberry Fields" comes on the radio

Mrs. Fields cookies make him lose control like Patty Duke with a hot dog.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 04:27 PM (ul9CR)

26 Isn't "letting the terrorists win" actually the plan? It's NOT letting the terrorists win that's verboten. Censoring "terrorists" is definitely letting the terrorists win.

Posted by: bjmugggs at June 05, 2017 04:27 PM (e44Qj)

27 I thought I saw that this had been done in 2001. Not a new thing.

I point this out not to say "old news" but to wonder if it wasn't done out of a sensitivity to recent victims. Like taking the WTC out of "Spider-Man".

Posted by: moviegique at June 05, 2017 04:23 PM (7zeA4)

I was gonna say "old news."

Basically they did this in the post-9/11 panics and then shoved it in their film vault. Like they delayed the release (and downplayed the release) of "Collateral Damage" and others.

I think of these things as kind of lame but not very outragey, though The Internet really does seem to disagree with me.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 05, 2017 04:27 PM (wB8Tg)

28 In one of Arthur C. Clarkes later novels, his main character's job was airbrushing ciagrettes out of films.

I'm guessing this was a novel from the 80's....


Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2017 04:27 PM (aT+Bx)

29 They also edited the end when Doc comes back to say Marty has to go to the Future because his kid was a Trump voter!

Posted by: Mallamutt at June 05, 2017 04:28 PM (/HC6x)

30

Oh good news. In response to Theresa May fighting terrorism via the internet Google announced it would help fight extremism on the net. Wanna bet they mean us?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 04:28 PM (493sH)

31 But PC is all about inclusion and equality!!!!!

Posted by: Sammy Kohn at June 05, 2017 04:29 PM (xttKs)

32 Just like the movie, Sum of All Fears by Clancy
Posted by: rd
---------

Just like the book, 1984, by Orwell.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2017 04:29 PM (OdK9v)

33 28 I believe they actually have cut some smoking out of old movies.

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2017 04:29 PM (rmVvL)

34 Next they'll remove Trump from Home Alone 2.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 04:29 PM (ul9CR)

35 Isn't "letting the terrorists win" actually the plan? It's NOT letting the terrorists win that's verboten. Censoring "terrorists" is definitely letting the terrorists win.
---

LOL.

Orwellian Doublespeak.

Leftists say we won't let the terrorists win yet enable and actually support the terrorists.

/say one thing, do another...


Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2017 04:29 PM (aT+Bx)

36 I expect that Senator Ben Sasse will be in more trouble than Bill Maher. Ben does not have Democratium Armor.

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 04:30 PM (XSEwK)

37 You'll never hear a muz say "that's not who we are."

They know exactly who they are. And that we are the heathen other.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 05, 2017 04:30 PM (uBNDg)

38 Waiting for Maher to sing: "When dem cotton balls gets rotten you don'ts pick very much cotton in dem ol' cotton fields back home."

He'll get a pass.

Perhaps he can sing a duet with the Beast.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2017 04:30 PM (PY9jH)

39 1984 is a great book...full of so many great ideas to implement!
Posted by: The Left


Yeah

I have legalized robbery
And called it belief
I have run with the money
And hid like a thief
I have re-written history
With armies of my crooks
Invented memories
I did burn all the books


Funny how that works, huh?


Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2017 04:30 PM (RFeQD)

40 I'm surprised they still let George C Scott call the Germans "le bosch"

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2017 04:26 PM (2+tI4)



I'm sure saying Kraut in a WWII movie is okay because whitey. But Jap or Nip will be removed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 04:30 PM (493sH)

41 The Messenger Trump (blessings of Covfefe be upon him and his family) has said:

"Build thou a Wall upon thine Border. A YUGE Wall made of the finest Gold and Ivory.

Then shall the Invader be Rocketed Back O'er the Wall by trebuchet and thou shalt be trice blessed."


Posted by: The Trump Hadiths at June 05, 2017 04:30 PM (9q7Dl)

42 From the halls of a non descript country to the shores of a coastal country we will fight our country's kinetic military action in the air on the land and sea.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 04:31 PM (OVJcF)

43
Oh good news. In response to Theresa May fighting terrorism via the internet Google announced it would help fight extremism on the net. Wanna bet they mean us?
---

Winner winner chicken dinner.

/but don't worry, Muslims and violent leftists will not be monitored.




Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2017 04:31 PM (aT+Bx)

44 Even saying the T word could give these men the appearance of legitimacy when what we really need are kind words and good vibes. Good vibes will save the world.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at June 05, 2017 04:31 PM (phoPy)

45 He'll get a pass.

Perhaps he can sing a duet with the Beast.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Perhaps he'll sing

I get no kick from champagne
Pure alcohol, doesn't thrill me at all
But I get a kick
Out of you

or
De Camptown Races!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2017 04:31 PM (RFeQD)

46 They also cut the part where Achmed ran the deLorean into a crowd at a rally for Goldie for Mayor

Posted by: Traddy at June 05, 2017 04:31 PM (GSJcT)

47 I'm sure saying Kraut in a WWII movie is okay because whitey. But Jap or Nip will be removed
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 04:30 PM (493sH)

What about NTT?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at June 05, 2017 04:31 PM (B11vO)

48 And whoever that Sunny Hostin creature is who serves as her mini-me on The View agreed.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 04:25 PM (ul9CR)

Whoopi was wearing a MAGA shirt with Trump blowing his own head off in public and nothing happened. The View shouldn't exist because it's vile and pathetic, but there it is. I wouldn't be shocked if Kathy Griffin winds up there.

Posted by: Sponge at June 05, 2017 04:31 PM (xttKs)

49 Did they put CGI walkie talkies in the hands of anyone who was holding an Unapproved Instrument of LBGTQBWH&NA Oppression?

Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 05, 2017 04:31 PM (fD1ST)

50 Fight Club was on STARZ last night and since it came out in 1999 (!?) they were still all about blowing up high rises in NY. They left those scenes in of course, and it made me sort of uncomfortable to see but I think it would have ruined the movie to cut those parts out.
That being said, this is quick and subtle, likely to be missed by most people watching, and that makes it seem so insidious. Stalin's airbrush at work.


Posted by: IP at June 05, 2017 04:31 PM (UmSfZ)

51 This is dumber than Spielberg editing the guns into walkie-talkies in E.T.

Posted by: wooga at June 05, 2017 04:32 PM (szP/x)

52 And if Sasse had said it instead of Maher? Would HBO edit it then?


Posted by: Ted K. at June 05, 2017 04:32 PM (seSmy)

53 We need muz equivalents to "Der Furher's face"

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2017 04:32 PM (2+tI4)

54 We all know that the only people who work in fields are blacks, right?

/s


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2017 04:32 PM (PY9jH)

55 OT
I just had a liter of fluid drained from my pleural cavity (the space between your ribs and lungs.) All went well. This is the first time in a few years now that I have needed this, and the volume of fluid was about half of what it was when I was having problems with congestive heart failure. So I guess it was one of those bad news/good news situations. But keep me on the prayer board just in case. Thanks!

(Maybe now I'll be able to help out more with getting the vegetable and flower gardens planted. We are finally dry enough to plant veggies, and planted the first plants on Friday, about 2-3 weeks late).

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 05, 2017 04:32 PM (lIZQs)

56 This has been mentioned here before several times; the fact that writers of t.v. and screen productions, along with authors of books, never make the crime committer a minority; whether Black, Mexican, Muslim. Sure, it will start out that way with all fingers pointing to that direction, but as it turns out, you guessed it, the culprit will be a white man either wealthy or red-neck.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 05, 2017 04:32 PM (+tKYk)

57 40 Yep,local station here removes every nip and Jap from movies like Sands of Iwo Jima.I believe they also remove the word savage when it is directed at "native Anericans".

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2017 04:33 PM (rmVvL)

58 when someone says "fields" here I immediately think about one armed female reporters.

Posted by: simplemind at June 05, 2017 04:33 PM (xVRrG)

59 33 28 I believe they actually have cut some smoking out of old movies.
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2017 04:29 PM (rmVvL)

Seem's to happen a lot in Spielberg films. They removed the gun's from the Fed's as they are closing in on E.T.

SOP PC BS

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2017 04:33 PM (hdpay)

60 Perhaps the day will come when the ultimate test of right thought will be willingness to submit to buggery--with a smile.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 05, 2017 04:33 PM (hJrjt)

61 I'm writing a Shakespeare parody called The Schlonging of the Shrew.

I think I'm gonna call the MeAgain character Lady Megbeth.

"Villein, thou hath called maidens thou dost not like strumpets, bawds, curs, flax-wenches and harpies..."

Naming the characters is fun. Sir Chris Christaff is a given. And Comeo (wherefore art thou, Comeo?)



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 04:33 PM (ul9CR)

62 We live in stupid times but soon to be interesting times.


Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2017 04:33 PM (MxEKc)

63 (Maybe now I'll be able to help out more with
getting the vegetable and flower gardens planted. We are finally dry
enough to plant veggies, and planted the first plants on Friday, about
2-3 weeks late).

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 05, 2017 04:32 PM (lIZQs)

Prayers.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2017 04:33 PM (PY9jH)

64 Someone linked to this is a previous thread, but the full implications are truly alarming:

"Minority Report"-style "pre-crime" conviction now law in Canada -- enforced only against normal sane people

Talk about "slippery slope theory" being confirmed

In the "bad old days" only married (i.e. straight) couple were allowed to adopt babies.

Then they changed the law to allow unmarried gay couples to adopt.

And JUST AS EVERYONE ON OUR SIDE PREDICTED, the pendulum just keeps swinging and now the bias is going the other way: According to a new national law just passed today in Canada, if you reveal during the adoption interview that you think gender is a real physical thing -- i.e. that boys are boys and girls are girls -- then you are BARRED from ever being allowed to adopt a child!:

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/ breaking-ontario-passes-totalitarian-bill-allowing-govt-to-take-kids-from-c

What is the rationale? Because when your child grows up to be genderfuid -- which, of course, all childrne henceforth will do, thanks to the state's propaganda -- you as parents will not be supportive, and thus you will be "abusive". So potential parents are being pre-convicted of child abuse long before it ever happens, and the punishment is: you don't get to have a baby in the first place!

The law also implies that the government can seize and take away your own BIOLOGICAL child if you aren't completely indulgent of their transgender phases.

Philip K. Dick, you magnificent bastard -- I read your book!

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 04:33 PM (DQ4Fv)

65 Democracy Dies in Darkness!

Oh yeah? Well so are you. Get in the fucking trunk.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2017 04:33 PM (4ErVI)

66 In response to Theresa May fighting terrorism via the internet Google announced it would help fight extremism on the net. Wanna bet they mean us?
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Who else could they mean, who won't be able to fight back, because they are already marginalized?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2017 04:34 PM (RFeQD)

67 I don't recall any black people in these movies. Outside of the musicians. ChuckBerryMatters!

Posted by: wooga at June 05, 2017 04:34 PM (szP/x)

68 Back to the Future - Theaters 1985: "Oh no ! It's the Libyan terrorists"

Back to the Future TBS 2011 "Oh no! It's the Liberian terrorists"

Back to the Future TBS 2017: "Oh no! It's the Libertarian terrorists!"


Posted by: Publius Redux at June 05, 2017 04:35 PM (Fb9aZ)

69 Naming the characters is fun. Sir Chris Christaff is a given. And Comeo (wherefore art thou, Comeo?)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 04:33 PM (ul9CR)

To eat doughnuts, or to not eat doughnuts...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2017 04:35 PM (4ErVI)

70
Stalin would be proud of the airbrushing of history that Hollywood can do today.

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 04:27 PM

Digital technology makes it much easier to remove undesirables.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2017 04:35 PM (IqV8l)

71 I was watching some MTV throwback stuff a while ago and noticed the video for "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits available on YouTube was edited to remove an unfashionable term.

"Compliance is required, but if you really love the book you are welcome to burn only the pages we deem offensive."

Posted by: Direst Straits at June 05, 2017 04:35 PM (wx6iv)

72 22 True Lies was on the other day,I didn't check to see if there was still muzzie terrorists in it.

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2017 04:26 PM (rmVvL)

I was thinking that it might make a good plot device for an SF Story. Archaeologists in 3017 find a copy and determine it was a biographical movie about the Governor of the US In the years before the Islamic Wars, and the Nuclear Holocaust of 2025.

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 04:35 PM (XSEwK)

73 Hollywood? Meh.
I'll watch old Perry Mason re-reuns.


Posted by: Under Fire at June 05, 2017 04:35 PM (l4aLi)

74 I guess they couldn't find someone to forge MJ Foxes handwriting so it would now become "Lutheran Terrorists".


Posted by: Brave New World at June 05, 2017 04:36 PM (cfjq1)

75 TBS Censors "Back to the Future" By Removing Reference to "Terrorists"


Of course. Mentioning terrorists is racist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 05, 2017 04:36 PM (+lVUW)

76 Yeah, tell me when the fields of Nebraska were full of slaves, Bill Maher - wtf?


Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 04:36 PM (NOIQH)

77 Mrs. Fields cookies
__________


I havent been able to stir up cookie dough in such a long time...


Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 05, 2017 04:36 PM (UmSfZ)

78 Sure, it will start out that way with all fingers pointing to that direction, but as it turns out, you guessed it, the culprit will be a white man either wealthy or red-neck.
Posted by: washrivergal


You mean every episode of "Law and Order" ?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2017 04:36 PM (RFeQD)

79 I guess they couldn't find someone to forge MJ Foxes handwriting so it would now become "Lutheran Terrorists".

That's redundant.

Just "Lutherans" will suffice.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 05, 2017 04:37 PM (2lndx)

80 "This is dumber than Spielberg editing the guns into walkie-talkies in E.T.

Posted by: wooga"

Soon they will be editing in seat belts and bike helmets in older movies if they are to be allowed to be shown.


Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2017 04:37 PM (MxEKc)

81 Then they changed the law to allow unmarried gay couples to adopt.

And JUST AS EVERYONE ON OUR SIDE PREDICTED, the pendulum just keeps swinging and now the bias is going the other way: According to a new national law just passed today in Canada, if you reveal during the adoption interview that you think gender is a real physical thing -- i.e. that boys are boys and girls are girls -- then you are BARRED from ever being allowed to adopt a child!:





Because the most healthy thing for a child is to have a couple of queens who just hooked up to buy a kid but prevent a married straight couple from doing so. Fark Canada

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 04:37 PM (493sH)

82 We mock the stupidity of the Brits ... but the same shit is going down here.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 04:37 PM (YrzRy)

83 "TBS Censors "Back to the Future" By Removing Reference to "Terrorists"

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Blazing Saddles at June 05, 2017 04:37 PM (+7/1f)

84 Run a global Find and Replace: "Terrorist", replace w/ "Amish". "Suicide Bomber" would be replaced w/ "pitchforker with low self-esteem and daddy issues"

Posted by: klaftern at June 05, 2017 04:37 PM (RuIsu)

85 >> In response to Theresa May fighting terrorism via the internet Google
announced it would help fight extremism on the net. Wanna bet they mean
us?

And Tommy Robinson, Paul Joseph Watson, Katie Hopkins, Milo....


Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 04:37 PM (NOIQH)

86 We need muz equivalents to "Der Furher's face"

Posted by: CN

They say the Caliphate will control the human race
Let's throw pork! Rinds! Right in the Caliph's face...


Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 05, 2017 04:38 PM (AM1GF)

87 They asked Michael J Fox if he wanted to star in a final Back to the Future movie and he kept shaking his head no.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 04:38 PM (OVJcF)

88 adoption interview that you think gender is a real physical thing -- i.e. that boys are boys and girls are girls -- then you are BARRED from ever being allowed to adopt a child!


Instead they'll give the child to militant lesbian or a couple of fags pretending to be a married "couple."

Makes sense to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 04:38 PM (SRKgf)

89 Then shall the Invader be Rocketed Back O'er the Wall by trebuchet and thou shalt be trice blessed."
Posted by: The Trump Hadiths at June 05, 2017 04:30 PM (9q7Dl)

---
If thine Invader returns for a second time, thou shall consult the book of armaments:

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2017 04:38 PM (hdpay)

90
We live in stupid times but soon to be interesting times.
Posted by: Ripley

Still waitin' for the backlash, boss.

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at June 05, 2017 04:39 PM (IqV8l)

91 87 They asked Michael J Fox if he wanted to star in a final Back to the Future movie and he kept shaking his head no.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 04:38 PM (OVJcF)


That's cold.

Funny, but cold.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 04:39 PM (SRKgf)

92 Wasn't Maher just doing a movie quote? Prissy (Butterfly McQueen) to Miss Scarlet?

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 05, 2017 04:39 PM (Dhht7)

93 Works for me!


Posted by: mealy mouthed libtard number2 at June 05, 2017 04:39 PM (WLK0w)

94 85 >> In response to Theresa May fighting terrorism via the internet Google
announced it would help fight extremism on the net. Wanna bet they mean
us?

And Tommy Robinson, Paul Joseph Watson, Katie Hopkins, Milo....
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 04:37 PM (NOIQH)


Winston Churchill.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at June 05, 2017 04:39 PM (B11vO)

95 They asked Michael J Fox if he wanted to star in a final Back to the Future movie and he kept shaking his head no.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 04:38 PM (OVJcF)
_____


clever.. now go to your room and think about what you did.


Posted by: IP at June 05, 2017 04:39 PM (UmSfZ)

96 Sure, it will start out that way with all fingers pointing to that direction, but as it turns out, you guessed it, the culprit will be a white man either wealthy or red-neck.

Posted by: washrivergal

---

Has to be. Very few people enjoy watching non-fiction.

Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 05, 2017 04:39 PM (fD1ST)

97 You mean every episode of "Law and Order" ?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2017 04:36 PM (RFeQD)

+++

They are the worst because they take actual events and then change out the evil doer to fit their agenda.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 05, 2017 04:39 PM (+tKYk)

98 My understanding of the matter is that if you view the contemporary re-releases of classic Warner Brothers animation, Looney Tunes cartoon material, you first have to endure a prefatory segment featuring Whoopi Goldberg lecturing you about how these cartoons may contain content that some could consider racist, and racism is bad, mmmmmkay?

I'd rather chew a used urinal cake than sit through that.


Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2017 04:40 PM (ujwCG)

99 Hollywood will allow Mexican Cartels to be the bad guys. I saw Blood Father ( with Mel Gibson, pretty good) and Sicario. The Mexicans in both films were portrayed as ruthless...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 05, 2017 04:40 PM (7uYFy)

100 They gonna edit out the actual terrorists too? Maybe replace them with giant CGI ice cream cones carrying weapons? Why not.

Posted by: wte9 at June 05, 2017 04:40 PM (xYr9U)

101 I heard if Michael J Fox fell down on a wool carpet, he could generate 1.5 jigawatts of static electricity.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 05, 2017 04:41 PM (l4aLi)

102 One of the reasons why my brother loves To Live and Die in LA is the opening, where Secret Service agents protect Ronald Reagan from a Muslim suicide bomber.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 05, 2017 04:41 PM (lzx+h)

103 My understanding of the matter is that if you view the contemporary re-releases of classic Warner Brothers animation, Looney Tunes cartoon material, you first have to endure a prefatory segment featuring Whoopi Goldberg lecturing you about how these cartoons may contain content that some could consider racist, and racism is bad, mmmmmkay?
================

I can confirm this is correct.

Posted by: simplemind at June 05, 2017 04:41 PM (xVRrG)

104 Maybe replace them with giant CGI ice cream cones carrying weapons? Why not.
Posted by: wte9 at June 05, 2017 04:40 PM (xYr9U)

Actually, I kind of want to see that.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 04:41 PM (ul9CR)

105 Will they just disappear movies like Victor/Victoria, Juwana Man, She's the Man, Twelfth Night, Tootsie, Orlando.....


Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 04:41 PM (NOIQH)

106 The Russian mafia seems to be the go to bad guy lately.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 04:41 PM (OVJcF)

107 According to IMDB, the deletion of "Terrorists" was done immediately after 9/11/2001, because of sensitivities at the time. It could be that TBS is just using one of the post 9/11 edited versions.


Posted by: haiku guy at June 05, 2017 04:42 PM (N+zBw)

108 giant CGI ice cream cones carrying weapons covered in sprinkles?

Posted by: IP at June 05, 2017 04:42 PM (UmSfZ)

109 He who controls the present controls the past

Something some guy said once

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2017 04:42 PM (6Ll1u)

110 Imus and his sidekick Bernie got fired for Bernie's "nappy headed hoes" gaffe. It was an unscripted mistake for which they profusely apologized. But the Left went after their sponsors.



Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2017 04:42 PM (+7/1f)

111 99 Hollywood will allow Mexican Cartels to be the bad guys. I saw Blood Father ( with Mel Gibson, pretty good) and Sicario. The Mexicans in both films were portrayed as ruthless...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 05, 2017 04:40 PM (7uYFy)

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That's because it's politically useful to continually show who the poor illegals are having to flee because they're so law-abiding and only want to work in peace.

Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 05, 2017 04:43 PM (fD1ST)

112 Not to love old ham'hed is a big disgrace, so say FU right in old ham'hed's face

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2017 04:43 PM (2+tI4)

113 Speaking of censorship, HBO will edit Bill Maher's bizarre use of the n-word (apparently, if you say "fields" in a farming context to Maher, he immediately thinks of the n-word)


I turned on the tv this morning, just to shift from HDMI1 to HDMI2. In those precious few seconds Wendy Williams appeared on screen with pic of Maher in the background. As the electronics worked at the speed of light I heard her say, 'Yeah, you don't get to say that.'

I had to chuckle.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 05, 2017 04:43 PM (HTdUD)

114 Speaking of censorship, HBO will edit Bill Maher's bizarre use of the n-word (apparently, if you say "fields" in a farming context to Maher, he immediately thinks of the n-word), but won't be firing him or anything.


Michael Richards wept.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 04:43 PM (QQ+il)

115 I imagine they cheered mightily when the taliban blew up the Buddha statues carved into the Afghan mountainside.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deplorubus Unum at June 05, 2017 04:44 PM (Ftuf+)

116 They gonna edit out the actual terrorists too? Maybe replace them with giant CGI ice cream cones carrying weapons? Why not.

Posted by: wte9 at June 05, 2017 04:40 PM (xYr9U)



And the big bad guy has TWO scoops on his cone

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 04:44 PM (493sH)

117 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 05, 2017 04:44 PM (xeok9)

118 So I can get a reprieve, right?


Posted by: Zombie Jimmy the Greek at June 05, 2017 04:44 PM (UmSfZ)

119 I suppose 'Libyans' is being censored too!

Posted by: Doc Brown at June 05, 2017 04:44 PM (JunLs)

120 Who's my Caucasian? Come on , who's my Caucasian?

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 04:45 PM (OVJcF)

121 104
Maybe replace them with giant CGI ice cream cones carrying weapons? Why not.

Posted by: wte9 at June 05, 2017 04:40 PM (xYr9U)



Actually, I kind of want to see that.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 04:41 PM (ul9CR)
***
Been done - the Tick vs Uncle Creamy:https://tinyurl.com/yc7eqy7s
Love me some Tick, man.



Posted by: Publius Redux at June 05, 2017 04:45 PM (Fb9aZ)

122 TBS has a serious lean to the left, not surprised.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 05, 2017 04:45 PM (zZWkn)

123 I prefer the Wendy Williams with the chainsaw.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2017 04:45 PM (IqV8l)

124 You would never know how hard it was during the Michelle Fields controversy.

Posted by: Bill Maher at June 05, 2017 04:46 PM (1XyO2)

125 Ariana just did more in the GWOT than most of us ever will. She got a bunch of tweens to defy the wrath of ISIS.
ISIS has been made to look ridiculous.

We should chip in and send Ariana a box of Dunkins.


Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2017 04:46 PM (+7/1f)

126 You know ... if I had my way ...

... they'd show video of those towers falling every damn day.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 04:46 PM (CVs5m)

127 I prefer the Wendy Williams with the chainsaw.



Wendy O.?
Rocked the black tape bikini and so ahead of her time.


Posted by: IP at June 05, 2017 04:46 PM (UmSfZ)

128 Tick, "Spoon!"


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 04:46 PM (B8vRO)

129 111 99 Hollywood will allow Mexican Cartels to be the bad guys. I saw Blood Father ( with Mel Gibson, pretty good) and Sicario. The Mexicans in both films were portrayed as ruthless...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 05, 2017 04:40 PM (7uYFy)

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That's because it's politically useful to continually show who the poor illegals are having to flee because they're so law-abiding and only want to work in peace.
Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 05, 2017 04:43 PM (fD1ST)

++++

And still, they would be the middlemen working for the unscrupulous rich white guy who runs the entire operation.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 05, 2017 04:46 PM (+tKYk)

130 There would be no issue if Maher had simply pronounced the word with a 'ga' at the end instead of "ger"....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 05, 2017 04:46 PM (7uYFy)

131 >>They asked Michael J Fox if he wanted to star in a final Back to the Future movie and he kept shaking his head no.

MJF played a lawyer character on The Good Wife who had some condition (not Parkinsons) and he would milk it when in court - explain to the jury why he moves the way he does, used it as an excuse for delays, that sort of thing.
Kinda figured it was written for him as a nod towards his admission of *not* taking his meds before testifying to Congress in support of stem cell research to find cures for Parkinson's. he wanted them to see his ticks and jerks to garner sympathy.



Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 04:47 PM (NOIQH)

132 Maher bought racism offsets.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 04:47 PM (BWL+E)

133 Crap

Krazye Eye Killer.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 04:47 PM (OVJcF)

134 120 Who's my Caucasian? Come on , who's my Caucasian?
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 04:45 PM (OVJcF)

Is that you Sharpton?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at June 05, 2017 04:47 PM (B11vO)

135 Maybe this will rekindle the MJF and Rush Limbaugh war?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 05, 2017 04:47 PM (l4aLi)

136 Why does Michael J. Fox go to tennis matches?

So he can blend in with the crowd.

(I'm sorry but the little prick used his unfortunate malady to unfairly spew hatred at Dubya, so he's fair game.)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 04:47 PM (ul9CR)

137 They asked Michael J Fox if he wanted to star in a final Back to the Future movie and he kept shaking his head no.
Posted by: Jack Sock




ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2017 04:48 PM (+X43N)

138
And still, they would be the middlemen working for the unscrupulous rich white guy who runs the entire operation.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 05, 2017 04:46 PM (+tKYk)

or white Hispanic, which come to think of it, would most likely describe the heads of the Cartels in real life....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 05, 2017 04:48 PM (7uYFy)

139 Glass number 1 of my "cleansing" drink.. down the hatch. Ugh.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 05, 2017 04:48 PM (CNHr1)

140 "TBS Censors "Back to the Future" By Removing Reference to "Terrorists"


I'm surprised they have not censored Doc Brown suggesting setting the Delorean date to 12/25/0000 to witness the birth of Christ. Triggering to the anti "AD" people.


Posted by: Benji Carver at June 05, 2017 04:48 PM (OD2ni)

141 I, for one, encourage the progressives to rewrite history and airbrush the present just as they were taught by George Orwell in his training manual "1984."

The more obvious they are about it, the better.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 05, 2017 04:49 PM (m9X4Y)

142 Glass number 1 of my "cleansing" drink.. down the hatch. Ugh.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 05, 2017 04:48 PM (CNHr1)
____________



ewwwww.


Posted by: IP at June 05, 2017 04:50 PM (UmSfZ)

143 139 Glass number 1 of my "cleansing" drink.. down the hatch. Ugh.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 05, 2017 04:48 PM (CNHr1)

---

If this is a precursor to something else, this is likely to be the worst part.

Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 05, 2017 04:50 PM (fD1ST)

144 126 You know ... if I had my way ...

... they'd show video of those towers falling every damn day.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 04:46

*fistbump*

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 05, 2017 04:50 PM (Dhht7)

145 "132 Maher bought racism offsets."


Yup. Just like Quentin Tarantino who can load up his scripts with the N word and not get in trouble because he is a lib in good standing.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 05, 2017 04:50 PM (OD2ni)

146

Bossy Conservative -

I have legalized robbery
And called it belief
I have run with the money
And hid like a thief
I have re-written history
With armies of my crooks
Invented memories
I did burn all the books

Ok, sorry for the OT, but we're cleaning out bookcases for a garage sale, and not 5 minutes ago I'm perusing the Brothers in Arms sheet music book i bought many moons ago. Very eerie feeling to jump into the comments and see those lyrics.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 05, 2017 04:50 PM (JyFLk)

147 139 Glass number 1 of my "cleansing" drink.. down the hatch. Ugh.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 05, 2017 04:48 PM (CNHr1)

Well ... whadda' ya' know. I just ordered my first drink too.

It's like we're soulmates.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 04:51 PM (CVs5m)

148 Back to the Future TBS 2017: "Oh no! It's the Libertarian terrorists!"
________________

I was gonna blow myself up, but then I got high.

Posted by: Libertarian Terrorist at June 05, 2017 04:51 PM (phoPy)

149 Zombie linked this movie last night in the ONT - In Order of Disappearance

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2675914/?ref_=ttfc_fc_tt


I think Tim 'Tool Time' Taylor needs the lead role of Nils.


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 04:51 PM (B8vRO)

150 This going back and changing dialogue / removing references and cutting scenes in older movies is really sick when you think about it, and who knows where it will end up.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 05, 2017 04:51 PM (7uYFy)

151 NO.. the worst part comes later and you know what I mean. Then another round at midnight. I will get no sleep tonight. At least I was smart and scheduled the procedure for 7:30.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 05, 2017 04:51 PM (CNHr1)

152 "If we all agree to not acknowledge the danger of terrorism, it will go away."

The magical thinking practiced on the Left wouldn't be so bad except they insist that the rest of us live with the consequences.

Posted by: Emmie at June 05, 2017 04:52 PM (ZapPq)

153 It would be interesting to poll college seniors, recent graduates, and masters/doctoral candidates to ask them what the Soviets did to photographs.

I'd be surprised if 20% got it right.

Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 05, 2017 04:52 PM (fD1ST)

154 lol Scogg... we can be miserable together.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 05, 2017 04:52 PM (CNHr1)

155 "142 Glass number 1 of my "cleansing" drink.. down the hatch. Ugh.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 05, 2017 04:48 PM (CNHr1)"


Good luck and don't forget to fart afterwards.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 05, 2017 04:52 PM (OD2ni)

156 Larry David may be a liberal but Curb Your Enthusiasm is anything but PC. I'm surprised more morons arent fans.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 04:53 PM (OVJcF)

157 Drudge is reporting-Trials to 'reawaken dead' start in a few months.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at June 05, 2017 04:53 PM (l4aLi)

158 Did TBS do it, or the studio?

I think Maher thought he could bait Sasse into saying something racist.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 04:54 PM (oVJmc)

159 "151 NO.. the worst part comes later and you know what I mean. Then another round at midnight. I will get no sleep tonight. At least I was smart and scheduled the procedure for 7:30."


Very smart to schedule early. I hope you are planning a nice meal afterward.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 05, 2017 04:54 PM (OD2ni)

160 Deplorable - The sweet sweet hit of versed will almost make all the yukky prep worth it.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 05, 2017 04:54 PM (JyFLk)

161 The Messenger Trump (blessings of Covfefe be upon him and his family) has said:


"Thou shalt say the word, Terrorist and Terrorist shalt thou say.

Wouldst thou call a dog turd ice cream and lick most hungrily upon it?

No, thou wouldst not.

For to do so would makest thou kookoobananas.

Sad."


Posted by: The Trump Hadiths at June 05, 2017 04:54 PM (9q7Dl)

162 Oh has anyone asked all those Hollywood people who get up in arms when a movie is changed in its format to fit a TV screen how they feel about this?

Actually speaking from personal experience I know they'll be totes okay with it because they think its for the common good.


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 04:54 PM (B8vRO)

163 NO.. the worst part comes later and you know what I mean. Then another round at midnight.

---

Yeah, I sort of meant this stage, not necessarily the drink itself.

Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 05, 2017 04:55 PM (fD1ST)

164 You know ... if I had my way ...

... they'd show video of those towers falling every damn day.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 04:46

*fistbump*
Posted by: olddog


At station sign off - old skool -
National Anthem - Flag - Towers.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2017 04:55 PM (+X43N)

If I had mine we'd remake Sum of All Fears with muslim villains, and regularly ridicule, expose, criticize them as devil worshippers who rape, kill and mutilate

172 "Forget?
Puh-leeease. When they got done my body couldn't wait. Or stop for that matter.
Sounded like a Macy's Parade balloon was crashing in the recovery unit"


LOL. Yeah, the recovery room usually sounds like the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles.

173 I was watching this movie with Kurt Russell and Halle Berry. I can't remember the name of the movie but the story was about some Muslims hijacking a plane and they sanitized the translations of the terrorists dialogue and left out the word "Allah" though the character kept mouthing the word. They did their best to make the terrorists non-Muslim and changed all the dialogue that referenced Islam to make it seem like they were just random bad guys with no religious motivation.

174 "Trials to 'reawaken dead' start in a few months."

Pikers.

175 lmao IP.. I needed a laugh.

176 Glass number 1 of my "cleansing" drink.. down the hatch. Ugh.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 05, 2017 04:48 PM (CNHr1)"


Good luck and don't forget to fart afterwards.
Posted by: Benji Carver




I wouldn't trust a fart for a solid month afterwards

177
Posted by: CN

No words.

178 I can't believe I did that...sorry

179 CN please pick up the Brown Courtesy Phone, it's The Barrel.

180 It's been such a loooooong time since anyone did that.. c'mere!

181 I wish I could delete that mess

182 Oh boy.


Nice, CN.


Now get to the Barrel.

183 Posted by: CN at June 05, 2017 04:57 PM (2+tI4)


BARREL! Do not Pass Go. Do not collect $200.

184 I dislike mjf he has used his celebrity in combination with his unfortunate disability to advocate his political belief. I have an unfortunate disability that is rare and untreatable (early onset Parkinson's cases are a dime a dozen and besides that they are treatable) . I have never used my disability to advocate my politics. MJF is a douche.

185 In response to Theresa May fighting terrorism via the internet Google announced it would help fight extremism on the net.
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By monitoring your gmail, Google searches, and YouTube views in order to identify h8rs.

186 Wow. A whole thread cut and paste. Have not seen one of those for a long time.

187 CN.. the barrel is calling for you.

188 You can't delete the post, but you can clean out the Barrel

189 The barrel is preparing a cleansing drink.

190 The Barrel is deeper than that post, CN.

191 "Posted by: Herbert West, the Re-Animator"


West. You. Bastard.

192 It's time.

193 Anna One, Anna Two, Anna Three

"Clean out the Barrel..."

194 I can't believe I did that...sorry
Posted by: CN


LOL. I think everyone has done it at least one time. Too easy to do with a cell phone.

195 What's the barrel?

196 If I try to paste anything longer than a couple of sentences it is no can do but he copy/pastes the whole thread?

197 *strolls by Barrel - drops CN a flask of Everclear and a tube of KY*

Don't ask ... when the time comes - you'll know.

198 Dr. Herbert West, did you use your formula on Hillary Clinton?

199 Yeah, my android phone is constantly grabbing everything above my selection.

200 I will never cut and paste with a cell phone again

201 Oh dear! The Barrel awaits its next occupant.
Get.In.There.Now!

202 Too easy to do with a cell phone.
______________

Yep, I've almost done it a couple of times on my phone.

203 Oh boy, this is gonna be great!

204 185 In response to Theresa May fighting terrorism via the internet Google announced it would help fight extremism on the net.
----------

By monitoring your gmail, Google searches, and YouTube views in order to identify h8rs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2017 04:59 PM (ZO497)

One of the London Terrorist was not only known, he was featured in a BBC documentary called 'The Jihadist Next Door'...

Now, if they can't stop HIM, how in the hell would monitoring MY porn searches help?

205 And the rare triple-axel-with-full-thread-copy into the Barrel...

206 *strolls by Barrel - drops CN a flask of Everclear and a tube of KY*

Don't ask ... when the time comes - you'll know.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June




the ky is so you can hide the everclear before the hobos show up.

207 CBS is going to air Comey's testimony as a Speshul Report.

208 I love the smell of Barrel victims in the morning

smells like freedom

209 I'm very sure we're this >||< close to curing death.

210 And CN, that soft looking chair in yellow over there against the plaid striped wallpaper. It's a trap.

211 What's the barrel?
Posted by: CN at June 05, 2017 05:01 PM (2+tI4)
_______


Oh? You don't know?
Well when it all goes dark, don't put your eye up to the little hole to see out. Trust me.

212 you are going to need the everclear to rinse you mouth when the hobos leave.

213 I shall never cut and paste with a cell phone again..never

214 Oh boy, this is gonna be great!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

When 160 people REPLY comment to one post?

215
Drudge is reporting-Trials to 'reawaken dead' start in a few months.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at June 05, 2017 04:53 PM (l4aLi)



Like I did for Alec Baldwin's career

216 Comey is going to disappoint the fuck out of the leftards.LOL

217
Drudge is reporting-Trials to 'reawaken dead' start in a few months.

Hillary 2020!

218 They need to censor the DeLorean because it's a cultural appropriation of cocaine and old, rich, white guys, but mostly old, rich, white guys.

Maybe they can add a scene where Marty goes back in time and kills the baby Trump.

219 The Barrel awaits its next occupant.


Just watch the corners.

220 I shall never cut and paste with a cell phone again..never

Posted by: CN

Adopt Cavil's Commenting Commandment: Thou shalt always readeth thine own comment before thou hitteth "Post".

221 Good thing this comment system doesn't let you post long links, because people don't like to see a long line of text.

222 215
Drudge is reporting-Trials to 'reawaken dead' start in a few months.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at June 05, 2017 04:53 PM (l4aLi)



Like I did for Alec Baldwin's career
Posted by: Trump the Reanimator at June 05, 2017 05:04 PM (lKyWE)



What's dead should stay dead.

223 213 I shall never cut and paste with a cell phone again..never
Posted by: CN at June 05, 2017 05:04 PM (2+tI4)

You have no idea ... yet.

224 Breitbart has an article about muslims visiting the "vigil" note the smirks on the purple hijabis

225 Since we are talking about bringing back the dead and someone socked Ted 'Swimmer' Kennedy I get to trot out a short story of mine.

https://www.libertyislandmag.com/creator/atelier/content.html?ln=hotwater

226 Drudge is reporting-Trials to 'reawaken dead' start in a few months.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at June 05, 2017 04:53 PM (l4aLi)



Like I did for Alec Baldwin's career
Posted by: Trump the Reanimator at June 05, 2017 05:04 PM (lKyWE)

Wait... what? I said bring back my political career from the dead....

227 In the remake, the DeLorean is replaced with a Pontiac Aztec

228 "If I had my way ..." Shirley Manson

Sarah Connor Chronicles season one, final episode, when they blew up Cameron. You don't get to find out what happens until the first episode in season two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B1LHrshGAA


I think it was the last episode of season two; Johnny Cash sings "When the man comes around"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKIK5ei_Lhg

229 I think it is only to reawaken the brain dead.I'm dubious about brain dead in many cases anyway.

230 Wait... what? I said bring back my political career from the dead....

Posted by: Hitlery Clinton

Not with mainlined Viagra, toots.

231 227 In the remake, the DeLorean is replaced with a Pontiac Aztec
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 05:07 PM (B8vRO)


Can those hit 88mph?

232 What's the barrel?

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2017 05:01 PM (2+tI4)



You may not know it, but it knows you

233 too bad the delorean did not work out. was a cool looking car.

234 218 They need to censor the DeLorean because it's a cultural appropriation of cocaine and old, rich, white guys, but mostly old, rich, white guys.

---

My big problem with the DeLorean was that it probably wasn't getting up to whatever speed it needed to reach in the short distances the scene required.

Those things we're sloooow.

235 229 I think it is only to reawaken the brain dead.I'm dubious about brain dead in many cases anyway.
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2017 05:08 PM (rmVvL)

Me too. Our shop is full of 'em.

The ones in Management are the worse.

236 231 227 In the remake, the DeLorean is replaced with a Pontiac Aztec
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 05:07 PM (B8vRO)


Can those hit 88mph?
Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2017 05:08 PM (z/Ubi)


With that shape going downhill? Questionable.

237 They have a TV movie being advertised on the Menendez Brothers where they seem to have a sympathetic tone for them and indict their father and mother as causing their own murders.

Hollywood is the lowest of low.

238 "too bad the delorean did not work out. was a cool looking car."

Word is that it was only cool looking

239 233 too bad the delorean did not work out. was a cool looking car.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 05, 2017 05:10 PM (cPsPa)


The actor that played Biff hated that car.

240 In the remake, the DeLorean is replaced with a Pontiac Aztec
Posted by: Anna Puma


Can those hit 88mph?
Posted by: buzzion

Yes.

As long as there's an 18-wheeler pushing it.

241 In the remake, the DeLorean is replaced with a Pontiac Aztec
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 05:07 PM (B8vRO)


Can those hit 88mph?
Posted by: buzzion




Sure. Over a cliff.

242 Isn't the head transplant Dr supposed to try his operation soon?

243 "I'm dubious about brain dead in many cases anyway."


See how they vote in the next election.

That will usually give you a clue.

244 "Is the head dead yet?"

245 too bad the delorean did not work out. was a cool looking car.

Only needed another 150hp and a coat of paint.

Hard to fix dents on clear coated stainless steel.

246 My big problem with the DeLorean was that it probably wasn't getting up to whatever speed it needed to reach in the short distances the scene required.

Those things we're sloooow.



You would be to carrying an extra 50 kg of Coke.

247 "TBS Censors "Back to the Future" By Removing Reference to "Terrorists"

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Blazing Saddles at June 05, 2017 04:37 PM (+7/1f)



Huck Finn - No comment

248 233 too bad the delorean did not work out. was a cool looking car.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 05, 2017 05:10 PM (cPsPa)

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My remake would use a Pantera Detomaso.

249 Who's my Caucasian? Come on , who's my Caucasian?
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I'm your fuckin caucasian

250 They call it a head transplant but isn't it a body transplant?That strikes me as too personal,I mean organs are one thing but when you start to talk about my dick or worse,my whole body.No thanks..

251 The edit to BTTF is probably by the studio.

252 Whoops. And vice versa. It's like I'm posting drunk today.

253 And fuck those face transplants!

254 Apropos of nothing, this could make a find MoMeet location someday:

https://www.barrelokc.com/

255 Deloreans always pulled to the left. It's like they followed those little white lines on purpose.

256 - The sweet sweet hit of versed will almost make all the yukky prep worth it.
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Fuck Versed

257 "the DMC-12 could achieve 0-60 miles per hour (0-97 km/h) in 8.8 seconds, when equipped with a manual transmission. When equipped with an automatic transmission, the DeLorean would accelerate from 0-60 miles per hour (0-97 km/h) in 10.5 seconds "

258 "It's like they followed those little white lines on purpose."

Le Clap de Golf.....

259 I think it is only to reawaken the brain dead.I'm dubious about brain dead in many cases anyway.

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You mean Maxine Waters may actually achieve consciousness?

260 A couple just got a speeding ticket in Cali for doing 88 mph in a DeLorean, their reaction was like they won the lottery.

261 Back to the Future fan gets speeding ticket in his DeLorean for going 88mph.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybsjc4vm

262 Delorean 130 hp
Aztek 185 hp

263 I have never used my disability to advocate my politics. MJF is a douche.
Posted by: USNtakim
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First, you have my complete sympathy, and empathy. The difficulties of dealing with neuromuscular (and other chronic) diseases is something with which I am familiar.

I want to add that I have become sensitive to another false transference of authority, that of using one's status as a veteran to claim some particular qualification as a political observer. By way of example; Veteran's for Peace...or John Kerry, or Al Gore.

I am willingly prepared to salute these folks for their service, but completely unwilling to consider their political opinion as carrying particular weight without the same scrutiny that I would give to anyone's opinion.

If they are inclined to explain why/how their service experience has led them to a point of view, that's fine, but I have too often encountered people that expect me to lend their opinion special weight purely on the basis that they served.

264 CN just rammed his car into the Barrel

Biff is glad he's not that guy

265 They could Reverse Shemp the terrorists like they did Crispin Glover in the subsequent BTTFs.

266 "Is the head dead yet?"

Posted by: Anna Puma

Y'know, the boys in the newsroom have a running bet...

267 Delorean 130 hp
Aztek 185 hp
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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The Delorean was powered by a cast-off Renault engine. End of story.

268 Bill Maher has minimized and said that boy rape is ok and the boys should be thankful and enjoy it on several different occasions while on his show. But say the n word and now he should be fired.

Seriously, what war on boys? Shouldn't boys be grateful that Micheal Jackson gave them a handjob because he was a celebrity?

I'm beginning to think he only has a show because he is probably a fellow pedo traveler, like most in government and the entertainment industry.

269 that is not dead which can eternal lie

... so we will be dealing with the Clintons for a long time

270 DeLorean would accelerate from 0-60 miles per hour (0-97 km/h) in 10.5 seconds "
Posted by: Ignoramus
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*zzzzzzz*

271 that is not dead which can eternal lie

... so we will be dealing with the Clintons for a long time

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo

In this House in Ch'ppaqua
Dread H'llary Lies Dreaming

272 1982 Delorean 130 hp

2002 Aztek 185 hp
2018 Camry 270hp

We've come a long way.

273 On lap top now:

264 CN just rammed his car into the Barrel

Biff is glad he's not that guy

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 05:16 PM (fy/s7)

I'm an 'ette

274 There is a company that bought all the left over Delorean parts , body panels and frames . You can buy a new one if someone so desired.

275 Well, the NY Times had a headline saying "Driver causes chaos on bridge". as if someone hot the gas instead of the break I suppose that will be the new term "Men cause chaos at concert". I'm trying to think of the lamest way people can describe acts of terrorism without mentioning the word "People hurt during incident".? "Event causes disruption"?

276 And fuck those face transplants!
Posted by: steevy
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This is about me, isn't it?

277 Heh. Milo's book "Dangerous" just shot to number 5 on the Amazon bestseller list on pre-order, beating out Chelsea's ghost-written birdcage liner despite his being with a minor publisher since Simon and Schuster dropped him.

278 it is very nearly ridiculous how easy it is to find cars with 300hp now.

279 "252 Whoops. And vice versa. It's like I'm posting drunk today.'

I hear you. Hic.

280 NOOD. Depends.

281 "DeLorean would accelerate from 0-60 miles per hour (0-97 km/h) in 10.5 seconds "
Posted by: Ignoramus
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*zzzzzzz*"

My Camry is a six with 268 hp that's supposed to do 0-60 in 6.1.

And it's a boring family sedan

282 266 "Is the head dead yet?"

Posted by: Anna Puma

Y'know, the boys in the newsroom have a running bet...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 05, 2017 05:18 PM (AM1GF)

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Get the widow on the set.

283 Deloreans always pulled to the left. It's like they followed those little white lines on purpose.
Posted by: IP




*snort

284 Hillary 2020!

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Even my lefty sister and BIL were badmouthing the Chappaqua Champion. She's dead, Jim.

285 2018 Camry 270hp

We've come a long way.

Posted by: IP at June 05, 2017 05:20 PM (UmSfZ)

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I remain amazed to be alive to see boring family appliances posting numbers reserved for supercars just 15 or so years ago.

286 CN just rammed his car into the Barrel

Biff is glad he's not that guy

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 05:16 PM (fy/s7)

I'm an 'ette

Posted by: CN
*****

The barrel changes people.

287 There is a company that bought all the left over Delorean parts , body panels and frames . You can buy a new one if someone so desired.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 05:20 PM (OVJcF)

Yes. It's located here in the Houston area. Word came out recently that they are in the process of being able to provide a better engine for the Deloreans they produce as well, in order to get better performance out of the car than formerly. If I recall right, they were looking at one of the higher-end Toyota power plants that would still fit in the car, along with modifications to the steering, suspension, trans and so forth.

288 I still think the DeLorean was one of the best looking sports cars made in that era.

Shame they are so heavily typecast to Back to the Future that they basically are a comic prop.

They were though really under powered.

289 Notice it was really quiet from the usual race hustlers? I think I know why.

On the program, Nebraska Senator Ben Sasse (R) invited Mahrer to see Nebraska and work the fields with his people, to which Mahrer replied something like, "Oh, no. I'm more of a house n*gger."

In context, he wasn't insulting black people. He was being self-deprecating, but it also revealed his attitude toward mid-westerners.

The new n*gger, according to Mahrer, is the stereotypical uneducated, farming, Trump voting, meth-head under-underclass that everyone looks down on.

He could have just as easily said, "Oh, no. I'm not a n*gger." in referring to mid-westerners.

That's probably the real reason his "joke" was forgivable. It had nothing to do with race and everyone in the stir-the-racial-pot game knew it.