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For once, I agree with the Blue choice.
Posted by: Steck at June 04, 2017 06:57 PM (LlRQB) 2
Nice pie chart.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2017 06:57 PM (ycWCI) Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 04, 2017 06:57 PM (4ErVI) 4
Love that pie, MJ! Great post.
Posted by: Peaches at June 04, 2017 06:58 PM (EgOr3) 5
Looks like an early night.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 04, 2017 06:59 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and farmed Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 06:59 PM (GsAUU) 7
Ha Ha!
I love it... This is so true. I am amazed at my pals who still can't believe that this old, venal, lying, greedy broad isn't President. Clue bat, get one. Posted by: navybrat at June 04, 2017 06:59 PM (w7KSn) 8
Hilarious pie recipe! Hmmmm, maybe a touch of 'vast right-wing conspiracy' for a little kick in the flavor.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 04, 2017 07:00 PM (MIKMs) 9
The demtards are losing their minds trying to shut Cankles up. I think it was linked on Drudge but not seeing it now. I think it was the Hill.
Posted by: Peaches at June 04, 2017 07:01 PM (EgOr3) 10
That blue ball seems to be in need of a tampon.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2017 07:01 PM (6Ll1u) Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and farmed Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:01 PM (GsAUU) 12
The ones still unclear on why Hillary lost are the Cult of Personality thralls of the Left. Mock them.
The Leftists who really know and repeat lies are the dangerous ones. Note who they are. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2017 07:01 PM (u82oZ) 13
She had a small penis. She would have gotten us all melted by now had she been elected, just to "prove" that she had a big dick.
Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 07:02 PM (EaQ6/) 14
Looks like Mrs. Pacman's ultrasound.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 04, 2017 07:03 PM (oVJmc) 15
I saw Content Army from Macedonia open for New Model Army in 1984.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and farmed Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:04 PM (GsAUU) 16
Math? I was told there would be no math on this blog.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 04, 2017 07:04 PM (le7jz) 17
I don't have my glasses. Is that chart showing the amount of time that Hillary is sober per week, or per day?
Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 07:04 PM (EaQ6/) 18
$6 billion lost at the State Dept. while she was secretary.
Poof, gone, without a trace. But, hey, let's make her President! Posted by: navybrat at June 04, 2017 07:05 PM (w7KSn) 19
You know, it's just beyond comprehension that the shit she spews out of her mouth is so outrageous and clearly false but even more so that she beilieves the shit that comes out of her mouth. And she expects you to believe it too.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 04, 2017 07:05 PM (OlNRF) 20
What does Hillary have in common with good digestive health? She's shit that floated to the top.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 04, 2017 07:05 PM (vRcUp) 21
I liked Hitlery, uh, hated Hitlery less when she was still in the woods and drunk.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and farmed Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:06 PM (GsAUU) 22
In her demented mind, Trump was the guy she was going to beat in a cakewalk.
Just goes to show how out of touch entrenched politicians are. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 04, 2017 07:06 PM (Ss6r7) 23
19 You know, it's just beyond comprehension that the shit she spews out of her mouth is so outrageous and clearly false but even more so that she beilieves the shit that comes out of her mouth. And she expects you to believe it too.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 04, 2017 07:05 PM (OlNRF) Worse, that she has sycophantic followers who believe it. Just like Obama. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2017 07:07 PM (ycWCI) 24
21 I liked Hitlery, uh, hated Hitlery less when she was still in the woods and drunk.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and farmed Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:06 PM (GsAUU) Well, you like her half as much then- and that ain't bad. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2017 07:07 PM (ycWCI) 25
She would have been a great president. We could all be grumbling in a camp somewhere by this time, wishing there was an ONT only a few hours away. and some water to drink. and food. and toilets.
Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 07:08 PM (EaQ6/) 26
18 $6 billion lost at the State Dept. while she was secretary.
Poof, gone, without a trace. But, hey, let's make her President! Posted by: navybrat at June 04, 2017 07:05 PM (w7KSn) --But she flew more miles than any other Secretary of State!! The fact that Team Hillary! actually used that as an accomplishment shows what a joke she was. Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and farmed Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:08 PM (GsAUU) 27
Worse, that she has sycophantic followers who believe it. Just like Obama.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2017 07:07 PM (ycWCI) Worse, most of them would have preferred that smelly old commie, Bernie (of the lakehouse and sports cars). Posted by: Peaches at June 04, 2017 07:08 PM (EgOr3) 28
19 Posted by CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 04, 2017 07:05 PM (OlNRF) "You know, it's just beyond comprehension that the shit she spews out of her mouth is so outrageous and clearly false but even more so that she beilieves the shit that comes out of her mouth. And she expects you to believe it too." It's what she termed a "modulated message".. Posted by: Arbalest at June 04, 2017 07:09 PM (FlRtG) 29
and some water to drink.
Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 07:08 PM (EaQ6/) There's your first problem. Just sayin' Posted by: Peaches at June 04, 2017 07:09 PM (EgOr3) 30
Worse, most of them would have preferred that smelly old commie, Bernie (of the lakehouse and sports cars).
Posted by: Peaches at June 04, 2017 07:08 PM (EgOr3) So, a typical commie is what you are saying? Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2017 07:09 PM (ycWCI) 31
Somebody up there loves us ?
Posted by: Adriane the Religious Critic ... at June 04, 2017 07:09 PM (AoK0a) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 04, 2017 07:09 PM (m9X4Y) 33
first honest pie chart ever. maos' daughter is a lying cvnt.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 04, 2017 07:09 PM (KP5rU) 34
Alternate universe
Hillary is elected and Greg Gutfield is sentenced to two years in jail for taking a photo of himself wearing a Hillary mask for Halloween. Posted by: Jack Sock at June 04, 2017 07:10 PM (IDPbH) 35
Nice pie chart.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2017 06:57 PM (ycWCI) ****************************** Isn't it upside down? Posted by: gNewt at June 04, 2017 07:10 PM (e8VEY) 36
$6 billion lost at the State Dept. while she was secretary.
Poof, gone, without a trace. But, hey, let's make her President! Posted by: navybrat Maybe it was spent turning her into the bionic woman. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 04, 2017 07:10 PM (vRcUp) Posted by: MJ AoS at June 04, 2017 07:10 PM (RQ3Ly) 38
A pie chart? Is this Part 2 of the food thread?
Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2017 07:11 PM (sdi6R) 39
Remember, a Clinton never says anything unless it's been focused grouped to death.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2017 07:11 PM (6Ll1u) 40
She continues making it clear what a bullet we dodged.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 04, 2017 07:11 PM (oVJmc) 41
Worse, that she has sycophantic followers who believe it. Just like Obama.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2017 07:07 PM That guy was a stupid as the day is long. I'd expect that from him. He couldn't pour piss from a boot if the instructions were on the heel. Skankles is clearly a conniving, backstabbing, bitch who sold her soul to Soros. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 04, 2017 07:11 PM (OlNRF) 42
I hope Jesus protects her loving, adoring, followers. Otherwise they are on their own when it becomes burka-pass-the-girl-around time. I'd almost like to see it happen, but we are sworn to protect the fools from themselves, are we not?
Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 07:11 PM (EaQ6/) 43
Having rigorously scrutinized the available dataset, it would seem to me that the Lying Cunt factor had a somewhat disproportionate causal impact on the realized outcome of the electoral experiment.
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson, Scientist at June 04, 2017 07:12 PM (+GtGJ) Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 04, 2017 07:12 PM (IcT7t) 45
NOW YOU MIGHT BE SAYING WHY ISN'T THIS LYING CUNT UP BY 50 POINTS!!!
Posted by: Hillary! at June 04, 2017 07:13 PM (qJhUV) Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at June 04, 2017 07:13 PM (+GtGJ) 47
Sunday evening blues.
Think I'll go to youtube and watch me some Election Night '16 as the Media Realizes Hillary Will Lose re-runs. Always puts a smile on my face. Posted by: gobagoo at June 04, 2017 07:13 PM (A/saJ) 48
In contrast to Hillary . . . Harris Faulkner looks even more smokin' than usual today.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and farmed Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:14 PM (GsAUU) 49
but we are sworn to protect the fools from themselves, are we not?
Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 07:11 PM (EaQ6/) ************************** Civies are not stuck with that moral dilemma. Posted by: gNewt at June 04, 2017 07:14 PM (e8VEY) 50
I like the idea that there are a ton of lefty tards that believe the excuses but the ones that know the truth and parrot the BS are dangerous.
Really good thought, NaCly Dog. Posted by: MJ AoS at June 04, 2017 07:14 PM (RQ3Ly) 51
hillarys' pie. disgusting. talk about a mudslide.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 04, 2017 07:14 PM (KP5rU) 52
I'm all sad bc I missed the food thread
:-( How did we get MJ as a cob anyway? I don't remember being asked if I was okay with this addition. Posted by: L, Elle at June 04, 2017 07:14 PM (Rsi2C) 53
15 I saw Content Army from Macedonia open for New Model Army in 1984.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and farmed Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:04 PM (GsAUU) --- How many Joy Divisions do they have? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 04, 2017 07:15 PM (NT3RT) 54
I thought we cunt say cunt.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2017 07:15 PM (BO/km) 55
Lying, drunk, sick rape-enabler would fill in the last 2-3%.
Posted by: fly gal at June 04, 2017 07:15 PM (BwyYg) Posted by: L, Elle at June 04, 2017 07:15 PM (Rsi2C) 57
I'm sure someone has already tweeted a response to Hillary's excuse tour with ' what difference does it make?'
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 04, 2017 07:16 PM (IDPbH) 58
Anyway I prefer "evil witch".
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2017 07:16 PM (BO/km) 59
/ In Before Cuntfefe.
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at June 04, 2017 07:16 PM (VdICR) 60
Harris Faulkner looks even more smokin' than usual today.
*********************** One of the few persons I miss since cutting the cable. Posted by: gNewt at June 04, 2017 07:16 PM (e8VEY) 61
Realizes Hillary Will Lose re-runs.
Always puts a smile on my face. Posted by: gobagoo at June 04, 2017 07:13 PM (A/saJ) Martha Ratass crying was the high point for me, along with some beta male looking all sadface and saying, the problem is that when Trump starts winning, he doesn't lose. Good times. Posted by: Peaches at June 04, 2017 07:16 PM (EgOr3) 62
How did we get MJ as a cob anyway? I don't remember being asked if I was okay with this addition.
---------------------- Gives time so that Ace can wail on his pecs in the garage and smoke weed. Posted by: MJ AoS at June 04, 2017 07:16 PM (RQ3Ly) 63
If there's one thing I'm not crazy about WRT Trump's response, it was his phrase about the courts giving our rights back.
I'm sure there's some shrewd politics to it, but in reality those rights aren't for the damn courts to hold. Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and farmed Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:17 PM (GsAUU) 64
"Six Billion Dollars." How often do we see those words in the mfm?
Posted by: davidt at June 04, 2017 07:17 PM (XoldI) 65
49 but we are sworn to protect the fools from themselves, are we not?
Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 07:11 PM (EaQ6/) ************************** Civies are not stuck with that moral dilemma. Posted by: gNewt at June 04, 2017 07:14 PM (e8VEY) I never swore to that. The gene pool would be improved if we eliminated all warning labels. Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2017 07:17 PM (sdi6R) 66
6 Speaking of, has "MUSLIM CUNT!!!" gone viral yet?
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and farmed Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 06:59 PM (GsAUU) I'd like to see it happen, but I'm betting the chap who bellowed it wouldn't. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 04, 2017 07:17 PM (4ErVI) 67
I'm not even going to get sucked into the black hole of commenting upon Bill Clinton, or Chelsea. That's just a total waste of time and energy. But Donald Trump is the President, and Hillary ... not so much.
Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 07:17 PM (EaQ6/) 68
What do the following three people have in common:
You Me Bill Clinton Huh. Monica never mentioned you. Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at June 04, 2017 07:18 PM (7oUUT) 69
Known Unknown
Will Comey's testimony show that all of the MSM stories attributed to him are made-up bullshit? Posted by: Ignoramus at June 04, 2017 07:18 PM (+7/1f) 70
Is MJ a guy or an ette? Am I allowed to know that at least?
Posted by: L, Elle at June 04, 2017 07:19 PM (Rsi2C) 71
I suspect that MJ is secretly the handyman who bailed ace out with the shelving project.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2017 07:19 PM (6Ll1u) 72
I'm not convinced that Hillary Clinton believes what she's spouting here. I think deep down she knows the truth and is just looking for a face saving explanation - the bigger the better to suit her oversized ego.
What does concern me are the many people who DO believe it, unquestioningly, because she's saying it. Those are the people who depress me. Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 04, 2017 07:19 PM (2VN2E) 73
why is pacman dead? looks like asphyxiation from his color
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 04, 2017 07:20 PM (vChNs) 74
It's Michael Jordan. I'm pretty sure he's still a guy.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2017 07:20 PM (BO/km) 75
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Is MJ a guy or an ette? Am I allowed to know that at least? Posted by: L, Elle at June 04, 2017 07:19 PM (Rsi2C) Ima guess an 'ette. Got that impression reading the (mercifully short) post but I can no longer remember why. Posted by: Peaches at June 04, 2017 07:20 PM (EgOr3) Posted by: Sandra F at June 04, 2017 07:20 PM (vChNs) 77
Fort Marcy Park is melting in the dark, all the sweet wrist icicles flowing down. *hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at June 04, 2017 07:21 PM (Tyii7) 78
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I suspect that MJ is secretly the handyman who bailed ace out with the shelving project. Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2017 07:19 PM (6Ll1u) I think I love you! Posted by: Peaches at June 04, 2017 07:21 PM (EgOr3) 79
The highlight of my night was the gallery of liberal dipshits crying, wailing when Trump was declared the winner. I laughed uncontrollably for 10 minutes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 04, 2017 07:21 PM (89T5c) 80
Yeah, my vote is with Peaches. MJ is a chick.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 04, 2017 07:21 PM (Rsi2C) 81
74 It's Michael Jordan. I'm pretty sure he's still a guy.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2017 07:20 PM (BO/km) Boy, those gambling debt must mean he has to take any old job. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2017 07:21 PM (ycWCI) 82
Hillary is interesting psychology, no?
She's a misanthrope -- hates people, but wants to be worshiped. She hates her father especially. Hence the Projection about being the victim of misogyny. She's incredibly self-centered, and hence amoral. She not intuitive or decisive (Bill is good on this score). Everything must be studied to death by her minions, in part so that she can blame them when things go wrong. She's not as smart as she thinks she is. Often a problem with lawyers. There's only one place for this kind of Leader -- a government bureaucracy. Which is where she'd be, but for Bill. Posted by: Ignoramus at June 04, 2017 07:21 PM (+7/1f) 83
I got an eery feeling when I'd heard that the celebritory fireworks in New York were cancelled the day before the erection, but dismissed it... She knew!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 04, 2017 07:22 PM (e9G8E) 84
22 In her demented mind, Trump was the guy she was going to beat in a cakewalk.
Just goes to show how out of touch entrenched politicians are. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 04, 2017 07:06 PM (Ss6r7) In retrospect it really was incredible. She had no message. Not many rallies at all (and those had fewer attendees than Hitler's funeral). She took off the entire fucking month of August. Never bothered with showing up in the Rust Belt. The mashed potato MS/Strokeapalooza at the 9/11 event. Still she came close. Scary. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 04, 2017 07:22 PM (4ErVI) 85
She would have been a great president. We could all be grumbling in a camp somewhere by this time, wishing there was an ONT only a few hours away. and some water to drink. and food. and toilets.
--- trading grass recipies Posted by: Sandra F at June 04, 2017 07:22 PM (vChNs) 86
Mary Jane. Duh. She's a pothead
Posted by: L, Elle at June 04, 2017 07:22 PM (Rsi2C) 87
This is a gender neutral blog, right? If you don't like yer' gender we've got a neuterer on staff at all times. Choose a pronoun and bite down on this stick.
Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 07:22 PM (EaQ6/) 88
don't forget, somebody stuck their pistil in that tulip. thus spawning the offspring of seattle slough. smartest equine in history!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 04, 2017 07:22 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 04, 2017 07:23 PM (vChNs) 90
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Mary Jane. Duh. She's a pothead Posted by: L, Elle at June 04, 2017 07:22 PM (Rsi2C) You say that like it's a bad thing. ![]() Posted by: Peaches at June 04, 2017 07:24 PM (EgOr3) 91
The only time I want to hear about any of the Clinton crime family is either a death or jail.
Hopefully both. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 04, 2017 07:24 PM (5VlCp) 92
Hillary, go get your sammich tray.
Posted by: Billy Batts at June 04, 2017 07:24 PM (XoldI) 93
I'm waiting for a Trump tweet in which he tells Hilary to "Go back to the woods"
Posted by: josephistan at June 04, 2017 07:25 PM (ANIFC) 94
53 15 I saw Content Army from Macedonia open for New Model Army in 1984.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and farmed Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:04 PM (GsAUU) --- How many Joy Divisions do they have? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 04, 2017 07:15 PM (NT3RT) --Heh, in a Steyncolumn after Manchester, he pointed out how many leftoids were parroting the line that the attack should not be used to "sow division." Steyn asked "Wasn't Sow Division a band from Manchester?" ![]() I love when Steyn embraces his Inner Moron. Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and farmed Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:25 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: looking closely at June 04, 2017 07:25 PM (0hzM1) 96
If there's one thing I'm not crazy about WRT Trump's response, it was his phrase about the courts giving our rights back.
I'm sure there's some shrewd politics to it, but in reality those rights aren't for the damn courts to hold. Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and farmed Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:17 PM (GsAUU) ********************************* Yeahbut it acknowledges that there are rights and that they were taken from us. He is also dissing congress as a bunch of know nothing do nothings. He's telling congress he's going to go around them to get what he wants and they can't stop him. Setting them up for a bit more shaming I think. Posted by: gNewt at June 04, 2017 07:25 PM (e8VEY) Posted by: MJ AoS at June 04, 2017 07:25 PM (RQ3Ly) 98
Last August Huma went to Hillary's campaign manager Robbie Mook to insist that she only have a light calendar of events during the Fall campaign: "The poor dear is just not up to it."
Robbie responded: "Not to worry. My stats show that every time she does a public event, her numbers go down!" Posted by: Ignoramus at June 04, 2017 07:26 PM (+7/1f) 99
billy batts, clam sammitches suck ass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 04, 2017 07:26 PM (KP5rU) 100
Worse, that she has sycophantic followers who believe it. Just like Obama.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2017 07:07 PM (ycWCI) Let's put it this way: if a new, undiscovered comet appears, there's gonna be a lot of dead bodies. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2017 07:27 PM (KofOU) 101
I was busy around the time of Hillary's highly touted interview appearance at the Recode conference, so it's taken me up till now to catch up by reading the transcript.
Executive summary: Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick, the delusion and the lies are so thick you would need an industrial water jet cutter to penetrate them. And, the "objective, neutral, nonpartisan" journo-list-as who interview her, Walt Mossberg and Kara Swisher, really must have felt as though they were safely among friends, and completely let the masks drop for a few minutes, revealing the rabid partisanship underneath. I recommend having a strong drink in your hand for this. There is one funny part: this transcript is via the perennially money-losing _Boston Glob_, who can't pay for the "layers of fact-checkers and editors" any longer. Can't even afford pro transcriptionists. They apparently ran the raw audio through an automated voice to text parser and then had it eyeballed by a know-nothing 22-year-old intern with a Butthurt Studies degree, so it's full of weird homonym errors. One which made me laugh was rendering the surname of Emmanuel Macron as "Necron", which is horribly appropriate for the new leader of a culturally and demographically suicidal country. Anyway, here's the Recode stuff: http://tinyurl.com/y825gbqr Posted by: torquewrench at June 04, 2017 07:27 PM (ujwCG) 102
Not a bad thing at all. My last memory of it was really pleasant. I'm a big chicken to try the stuff here (CO). It's supposedly super strong and potent. Denver ERs have been flooded with kids that can't handle the high
Posted by: L, Elle at June 04, 2017 07:27 PM (Rsi2C) 103
And I'll never have that recipe again. *sob*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at June 04, 2017 07:27 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: State Farm wife at June 04, 2017 07:27 PM (vChNs) 105
She's just publicly embarrassing herself now. She's kind of pathetic - making outrageous excuses at the top of her lungs. Slightly deranged. A kind husband would take her on a nice vacation and then tell her to stay home and play with the grandkids until Wheel of Fortune starts.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 04, 2017 07:28 PM (lwiT4) 106
Choose a pronoun and bite down on this stick.
--- This describes both the person receiving and rendering the service Posted by: State Farm wife at June 04, 2017 07:29 PM (vChNs) 107
MJ is a muppet-sexual.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 04, 2017 07:29 PM (Tnhbr) 108
Well, Chelsea was saying she was having trouble figuring out how to explain Trump to her kids (the least of her worries).This handy chart will be very helpful.
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 04, 2017 07:29 PM (f8ilN) 109
"Boston Glob". I like it!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2017 07:29 PM (KofOU) 110
Currently gender queer binary intersex demisexual.
Posted by: MJ AoS at June 04, 2017 07:25 PM (RQ3Ly) **** Aha! There we have it. This clears up nothing Posted by: L, Elle at June 04, 2017 07:30 PM (Rsi2C) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 04, 2017 07:30 PM (NT3RT) 112
I got a flat tire yesterday. ISIS claims responsibility. okay, duh, that sounds right. I guess that is easier than blaming my flat tire on a nail, or upon a system of deluded behavior that wants everyone to just get along. I think I'll go back and look at the food thread pictures again and calm the F* down. I said already that I was too drunik to go out and eat so quit hitting me. Missing a meal wouldn't hurt any of us!
Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 07:30 PM (EaQ6/) 113
I've said this before and will again, this lonely, deranged sick woman obviously is absolutely and utterly and unloved and unlovable.
I'm convinced there's not a single person anywhere who actually and truly cares for her well being. Not one. There's something wrong with her. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 04, 2017 07:30 PM (nBr1j) 114
97 Currently gender queer binary intersex demisexual.
---- at least until someone looks into the box Posted by: State Farm wife at June 04, 2017 07:31 PM (vChNs) 115
She's part Captain Queeg and part Miss Havisham
Posted by: josephistan at June 04, 2017 07:31 PM (ANIFC) 116
Many of the True Hillary Believers are leathery old Boomers with bowl haircuts who probably won't even be alive for the next election.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 04, 2017 07:31 PM (4ErVI) 117
I WAS THE MOST QUALIFIED CANDIDATE IN HISTORY! EVERYBODY TOLD ME I WAS!! THAT SHOULD CANCEL OUT THE LYING CUNT THING!!!
Posted by: Hillary! at June 04, 2017 07:31 PM (qJhUV) 118
well she sounds Hideous
Posted by: State Farm wife at June 04, 2017 07:27 PM (vChNs)'It's not a bug, it's a feature! Posted by: Peaches at June 04, 2017 07:31 PM (EgOr3) 119
I'm surprised Hitlery did not blame Canada.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and farmed Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:31 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: L, Elle at June 04, 2017 07:31 PM (Rsi2C) 121
105 She's just publicly embarrassing herself now. She's kind of pathetic - making outrageous excuses at the top of her lungs. Slightly deranged. A kind husband would take her on a nice vacation and then tell her to stay home and play with the grandkids until Wheel of Fortune starts.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 04, 2017 07:28 PM (lwiT4) Or maybe a kind husband who loves her would take her to a private retreat, hold her, take her dancing, tell her he loved her, show her her grand kids and point out that this is what's really important. ... Oh... right. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2017 07:32 PM (ycWCI) 122
Has Hillary blamed pie charts yet?
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 04, 2017 07:32 PM (dargh) 123
What were her excuses in '08?
Posted by: davidt at June 04, 2017 07:32 PM (XoldI) 124
Wheel. Of. Anger!
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at June 04, 2017 07:32 PM (Tyii7) 125
Obviously the Russians hacked the pie chart. Lying cunt should only be ahead by 97%
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 04, 2017 07:33 PM (Xma2u) 126
Walt Mossberg is of the Looney Left?
I seriously had no idea. I thought he was apolitical if anything. Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 04, 2017 07:33 PM (2VN2E) 127
111 New Model Army - Here Comes the War:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwJOu8assI4 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 04, 2017 07:30 PM (NT3RT) --One of my favorites of theirs. Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and farmed Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:33 PM (GsAUU) 128
There was a story on The Daily Mail today about a guy who ate a marijuana cookie or brownie, and went on a Dick cutting off rampage. That sounds more like a bath salt and macadamia nut cookie to me.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2017 07:33 PM (6Ll1u) 129
While she's at it, she could also blame Weiner and Huma. Weiner for being a perv and Huma for being a Muslim plant.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 04, 2017 07:34 PM (vRcUp) 130
It still amazes me that she never came to Wisconsin. I can tell you first hand, we do not have Russian guards at the state line.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 04, 2017 07:34 PM (lwiT4) 131
128 There was a story on The Daily Mail today about a guy who ate a marijuana cookie or brownie, and went on a Dick cutting off rampage. That sounds more like a bath salt and macadamia nut cookie to me.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2017 07:33 PM (6Ll1u) --- Wait, his own or other people's?! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 04, 2017 07:34 PM (NT3RT) 132
Did someone say Hillary and pie?
Posted by: Huma at June 04, 2017 07:34 PM (GsAUU) 133
The Rime of the Ancient Candidate: wandering the earth, telling the story over and over of how she was robbed of the presidency.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2017 07:35 PM (KofOU) 134
291 The Mexican market here has chicken feet.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2017 06:57 PM (6Ll1u) Nice! Posted by: josephistan at June 04, 2017 07:35 PM (ANIFC) 135
The Russians cloaked Wisconsin so Hillary couldn't find it to campaign there, so I've heard...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 04, 2017 07:35 PM (e9G8E) 136
Oops, wrong thread!
Posted by: josephistan at June 04, 2017 07:36 PM (ANIFC) 137
She forgot to look at the chart legends. Blue = them, Red = us. I think she must have skipped statistics in favor of good ol' non-thinking dry law stuff. Damn statistics!
Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 07:36 PM (EaQ6/) 138
"She's just publicly embarrassing herself now. "
I for one, hope she keeps doing it. It is truly pathetic. Posted by: navybrat at June 04, 2017 07:36 PM (w7KSn) 139
133 The Rime of the Ancient Candidate: wandering the earth, telling the story over and over of how she was robbed of the presidency.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2017 07:35 PM (KofOU) LOL. Posted by: josephistan at June 04, 2017 07:36 PM (ANIFC) 140
The Russians cloaked Wisconsin so Hillary couldn't find it to campaign there, so I've heard...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 04, 2017 07:35 PM (e9G8E) ========================== I would think the Leinenkugel Brewery would have drawn her, if nothing else. Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 04, 2017 07:36 PM (lwiT4) 141
That graph about sums it up
Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2017 07:37 PM (Ot7+c) 142
>>> It still amazes me that she never came to Wisconsin. I can tell you first hand, we do not have Russian guards at the state line.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McZ2H_Iqx4g Posted by: Harold Ramis at June 04, 2017 07:37 PM (jw2Xw) 143
133 The Rime of the Ancient Candidate: wandering the earth, telling the story over and over of how she was robbed of the presidency.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2017 07:35 PM (KofOU) Whiskey, whiskey everywhere . . . *HIC* Posted by: Hitlery! at June 04, 2017 07:38 PM (GsAUU) 144
132 Did someone say Hillary and pie?
Posted by: Huma at June 04, 2017 07:34 PM (GsAUU) I bet you're right. I'm never going to look at another piece of pie the same way again. I'll be taking little tiny bites saying this is for Hillary, and big bites saying this is for US! Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 07:38 PM (EaQ6/) 145
Maybe her underlings were too scared of her to give her the real data. How else to explain her statement that "I don't even think about Trump anymore."
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 04, 2017 07:38 PM (lwiT4) 146
Don't forget and we are still reminded that Hillary was the most qualified, experienced candidate to ever to run for president!! I guess that goes all the way back to Lincoln, at least.
Posted by: Colin at June 04, 2017 07:39 PM (/fvhE) Posted by: davidt at June 04, 2017 07:39 PM (XoldI) 148
>>> I for one, hope she keeps doing it.
Me too, right up until the 2020 convention. She will wreck her party to save. Posted by: fluvfefe at June 04, 2017 07:39 PM (jw2Xw) Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 04, 2017 07:39 PM (lwiT4) 150
Well of course he cut his own Dick off, it wouldn't be a proper rage without that.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2017 07:40 PM (6Ll1u) 151
Hillary 2020! I'm sure some are already dreaming of this.
Posted by: Colin at June 04, 2017 07:40 PM (/fvhE) 152
Albatross! Get yer Albatross!
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2017 07:40 PM (BO/km) 153
If she's healthy she's gonna run again. Who will oppose her for the nomination?
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 04, 2017 07:41 PM (+5ofO) 154
Y'know, I'm warming to the thought that she should live until she's 111, waking up every morning realizing she isn't, never was and never will be President of the United States.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2017 07:41 PM (KofOU) 155
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If she's healthy she's gonna run again. Who will oppose her for the nomination? Posted by: weirdflunky at June 04, 2017 07:41 PM (+5ofO) Sheriff Joe's already assembling his war chest. Srsly, you could not make this shit up. Posted by: Peaches at June 04, 2017 07:42 PM (EgOr3) 156
If she's healthy she's gonna run again. Who will oppose her for the nomination? Posted by: weirdflunky at June 04, 2017 07:41 PM (+5ofO) Maybe the American Indian lady? Posted by: Colin at June 04, 2017 07:42 PM (/fvhE) 157
Fat, drunk, deluded, and corrupt is no way to go through life.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:42 PM (GsAUU) 158
"If she's healthy she's gonna run again. Who will oppose her for the nomination?"
If she hangs around enough, she could once again fuck up the nomination process. Let us pray ... Posted by: Ignoramus at June 04, 2017 07:43 PM (+7/1f) 159
She might run. But she'll never get the nomination. She's yesterday's dried cod.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 04, 2017 07:44 PM (lwiT4) 160
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If she's healthy she's gonna run again. Who will oppose her for the nomination? Posted by: weirdflunky at June 04, 2017 07:41 PM (+5ofO) Maybe the American Indian lady? Posted by: Colin at June 04, 2017 07:42 PM (/fvhE) Liawatha or Kamala? They got both. Posted by: josephistan at June 04, 2017 07:44 PM (ANIFC) 161
Those bunko poll numbers showing her safely ahead kept Bill from being murdered.
Posted by: davidt at June 04, 2017 07:44 PM (XoldI) 162
She's not going to get any healthier. In three years it will be impossible.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2017 07:44 PM (BO/km) 163
Don't forget and we are still reminded that Hillary was the most qualified, experienced candidate to ever to run for president!! I guess that goes all the way back to Lincoln, at least.
Posted by: Colin at June 04, 2017 07:39 PM (/fvhE) Buchanan. Representative, Senator, Ambassador to Russia and the UK, Secretary of State. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2017 07:45 PM (KofOU) 164
Cobbler > Pie
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 04, 2017 07:45 PM (LTHVh) 165
"Walt Mossberg is of the Looney Left?"
I talked about masks slipping. Here's one very telling bit from Recode, edited slightly for clarity of who it is that's speaking. Remember Chuck Todd and his blurted admission against interest on Election Night 2016 that "we're in trouble here" as Trump swept state after state? Note the same use of "we" by a different journalist, in this case, Walt Mossberg. Clinton: "... we've got to take the House back and keep our incumbents and maybe make progress in the Senate. Everything will change if we win in 2018." Mossberg: "Do you really believe we can..." Clinton: "Yes I do." Mossberg: "I say 'we', I'm retiring soon." Clinton: "Yeah, we, yes." Mossberg: "We... [laughter] can take the House back? [applause]" So, with retirement from his day job close at hand, Mossberg can stop pretending that his day job has been anything other than his being the proverbial Democratic operative with a byline. Posted by: torquewrench at June 04, 2017 07:45 PM (ujwCG) 166
I'd like to see what the other Dems think about her running again.
Why is no one asking? Might be a good question for a non hack journ o list. Posted by: MJ AoS at June 04, 2017 07:45 PM (RQ3Ly) 167
There was a story on The Daily Mail today about a guy who ate a marijuana cookie or brownie, and went on a Dick cutting off rampage. That sounds more like a bath salt and macadamia nut cookie to me.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby Link? I don't see anything on their front page. And I don't see how it's possible - the pants would be too tough to cut through. He'd have to knock them unconscious first, I'd think. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 04, 2017 07:46 PM (vRcUp) 168
She may not run in 2020, but a Jazzy scooter will help her.
Posted by: josephistan at June 04, 2017 07:46 PM (ANIFC) 169
Hillary should have stayed in the Senate. The idiots in New Yawk would have kept her there for life and she would have had a run of the place where corruption knows no bounds.
A man has to know his limitations. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 04, 2017 07:46 PM (5VlCp) 170
164 Cobbler > Pie
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 04, 2017 07:45 PM (LTHVh) ---------- True, for certain values of Cobbler. Posted by: Weasel at June 04, 2017 07:47 PM (Sfs6o) 171
I wouldn't want to start a "fake news" story or anything, but does anyone actually believe that we were the only ones with "outposts" in Benghazi? Does that compute. At all? If Donald really has any muscle with Vladimir, he'll ask him, or arm twist him, to divulge how he offered to send 10 spetsnaz across town to help stop that shit, and how she said, no. Gotta love her thought, her scaly snake skin never gets stuck to anything.
Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 07:47 PM (EaQ6/) Posted by: X-ray at June 04, 2017 07:48 PM (Wb2La) 173
Zombie William Jennings Bryan is nervous about his record.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2017 07:48 PM (KofOU) 174
Thanks torquewrench - I guess I never saw him as political. Guess at this point, best to assume anyone in the MSM is virulently Leftist.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 04, 2017 07:48 PM (2VN2E) 175
Huma is Hillary's cobbler gobbler.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:48 PM (GsAUU) 176
dried cod? True, but...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 04, 2017 07:48 PM (e9G8E) 177
173 Zombie William Jennings Bryan is nervous about his record.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2017 07:48 PM (KofOU) Noice! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at June 04, 2017 07:48 PM (0bR3X) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 04, 2017 07:49 PM (NT3RT) 179
If she's healthy she's gonna run again. Who will oppose her for the nomination?
Posted by: weirdflunky And all shall cry Beware! Beware! Her flashing eyes, her floating hair. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 04, 2017 07:50 PM (vRcUp) 180
I'm still curious about why they broke Bill's leg that night down South. What a tid-bit that would be.
Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 07:51 PM (EaQ6/) 181
If she hangs around enough, she could once again fuck up the nomination process.
Let us pray ... Posted by: Ignoramus at June 04, 2017 07:43 PM (+7/1f) Yeah, we need Slap on that one, stat. Posted by: Peaches at June 04, 2017 07:51 PM (EgOr3) 182
6 Speaking of, has "MUSLIM CUNT!!!" gone viral yet?
Posted by: logprof, I want to know that too! I haven't been tuned in to social media, and therefore have only seen just a few mentions of it -- mostly in comments sections. Anybody have the lowdown on "Muslims Cunts!"' virality? Posted by: zombie at June 04, 2017 07:51 PM (DQ4Fv) 183
Strip away Hillary's cold, demeaning, corrupt, presumptuous exterior and you would find an identical Hillary underneath.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2017 07:52 PM (KofOU) 184
I for one will not totally give up that she won't be president until I see her broomstick. That woman is dangerous and Leftists will still vote for her.
Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2017 07:52 PM (Ot7+c) 185
It's June 2017 and some democrats are already telling her to just go away, the bench for them are old white people. How's that fitting into your philosophy now again, you indoctrinated the college kids to hate people like you. Rich, white and privileged.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2017 07:53 PM (6Ll1u) Posted by: zombie at June 04, 2017 07:53 PM (DQ4Fv) 187
She's not going to get any healthier. In three years it will be impossible.
Posted by: fd The whole world of corrupt leftists (like Merkel) donated to her campaign. They may have assembled a team of biologists and surgeons to remake her into a healthy, vigorous person by 2020. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 04, 2017 07:53 PM (vRcUp) 188
Last night on twitter I saw a banner from London that said "Stop killing people you fucking twats." So, not everyone is mental over there.
Posted by: Peaches at June 04, 2017 07:53 PM (EgOr3) Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:54 PM (GsAUU) 190
Hillary pie chart - reminds me of a grilled cheese sandwich.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 04, 2017 07:54 PM (bJdWR) 191
In some ways Hillary ran a brilliant campaign.
Turned Bill's Foundation into a vehicle to pre-game her campaign by using oodles of mostly foreign cash to corrupt the super-delegates so that they'd announce for her even before the primaries started, so that any legitimate challengers would have such an uphill fight that they'd get no financial backing. Sucked up enough to Obama so that he'd give her support and he'd keep Biden from running. So that her only D competition was an old Jew Socialist who wasn't even a Democrat. And in the general she faced a guy with the highest unfavorables in the history of man, who hadn't won a political office in his life. Would have worked except for one thing --- The Voters !!! Posted by: Ignoramus at June 04, 2017 07:54 PM (+7/1f) 192
The whole world of corrupt leftists (like Merkel) donated to her campaign. They may have assembled a team of biologists and surgeons to remake her into a healthy, vigorous person by 2020.
The Six Billion Dollar Candidate. Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 04, 2017 07:54 PM (t5clZ) 193
She's not going to get any healthier. In three years it will be impossible.
Naah, evil people live forever. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2017 07:55 PM (KofOU) 194
The whole world of corrupt leftists (like Merkel) donated to her campaign. They may have assembled a team of biologists and surgeons to remake her into a healthy, vigorous person by 2020.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 04, 2017 07:53 PM (vRcUp) My luck, they will discover the formula for immortality- just before she dies. We will all have a LOOOONG time to spend with Hills. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2017 07:55 PM (ycWCI) Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:55 PM (GsAUU) 196
Ariana Grande Tells Manchester 'Love & Unity Is The Medicine The World Needs Now'
Burt Bacharach's lawyer is on line one. And yeah, love and unity would have stopped last night's slaughter stupid bint Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 04, 2017 07:55 PM (auHtY) 197
Steve see 150
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2017 07:56 PM (6Ll1u) 198
zombie, i saw muslim cunts open for tent dwelling goat fuckers at the last bonaroo, does that count? it was a real spit show. slipknot canceled after that fuckin fiasco.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 04, 2017 07:56 PM (KP5rU) 199
"Naah, evil people live forever."
We shall see. Who knows at this point? Could anyone have predicted where we are now three years ago? Posted by: fd at June 04, 2017 07:56 PM (BO/km) 200
Ariana Grande Tells Manchester 'Love Unity Is The Medicine The World Needs Now'
======================== How do you create unity with someone who has broken into your home with the intent to kill you? Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 04, 2017 07:57 PM (lwiT4) 201
Would have worked except for one thing ---
The Voters !!! Posted by: Ignoramus The Posted by: actual belief system of average "progressive" at June 04, 2017 07:57 PM (DQ4Fv) 202
I watched John Wick Part Dos last night and I was disappointed. While the carnage seemed to be even greater than the first one, the plot, such as it was, was even less plausible.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 04, 2017 07:58 PM (t5clZ) 203
Pamela Gellar is another one not mincing words today, there is no such thing as radical Islam, there is only just Islam.
Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2017 07:58 PM (Ot7+c) 204
I loved the chart. Best Pie I've enjoyed in a long while.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 04, 2017 07:59 PM (ARzf8) 205
Just how large is the hit man economy?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 04, 2017 07:59 PM (t5clZ) 206
The thing is within the next 3 years HRC needs to be at least tried as a witch and at best for treason.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2017 07:59 PM (BO/km) 207
Hot sauce in my bag!
Hot sauce in my bag! Hot sauce in my baaaaaaag! *HIC* https://youtu.be/04ZPDRBtkwc Posted by: Hillary! at June 04, 2017 07:59 PM (GsAUU) 208
Would have worked except for one thing ---
The Voters !!! Posted by: Ignoramus at June 04, 2017 07:54 PM (+7/1f) Yup....and the affirmative action fraud in the white house helped galvanize anyone with two brains cells left that we couldn't do 8 years of the FAB's marxisim and militant bull daggerism. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 04, 2017 07:59 PM (5VlCp) 209
192 The whole world of corrupt leftists (like Merkel) donated to her campaign. They may have assembled a team of biologists and surgeons to remake her into a healthy, vigorous person by 2020.
The Six Billion Dollar Candidate. Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 04, 2017 07:54 PM (t5clZ) -------- Hillary Clinton...asshat,...a campaign barely alive...We have the media, we can rebuild her liquor cabinet. Better than it was before, better, stronger, drinker. Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 04, 2017 07:59 PM (bJdWR) 210
198 zombie, i saw muslim cunts open for tent dwelling goat fuckers at the last bonaroo, does that count? it was a real spit show. slipknot canceled after that fuckin fiasco.
Posted by: chavez the hugo I saw Muslim Cunts open for Ramadan-a-Ding-Dong at Hajjfest Medina '09. Posted by: actual belief system of average at June 04, 2017 07:59 PM (DQ4Fv) 211
The pie chart? Now THAT is science!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 04, 2017 07:59 PM (TdMsT) 212
Democrats say they'd like Hillary Clinton to take a cue from President Obama and step out of the spotlight.
First, when did Barry step out of the spotlight the queen has been mouthing off since he left office. Second, the Beast is going nowhere. She'll run again in 2020 even if she's in an iron lung Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 04, 2017 08:00 PM (auHtY) 213
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Naah, evil people live forever. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2017 07:55 PM (KofOU) *smiles, tents fingers* Posted by: George Soros at June 04, 2017 08:00 PM (sdi6R) 214
I believe that I can get to Taco Bell and back without being caught. I will wear pants. That will make everything official and less tense. I hate this surveillance society that we live in .... the AC is so much better in the car than anywhere else.
Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 08:00 PM (EaQ6/) 215
203 Pamela Gellar is another one not mincing words today, there is no such thing as radical Islam, there is only just Islam.
Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2017 07:58 PM (Ot7+c) She's not allowed in the UK. But people who go to Syria to fight for ISIS are. Posted by: josephistan at June 04, 2017 08:00 PM (ANIFC) 216
207 Hot sauce in my bag!
Hot sauce in my bag! Hot sauce in my baaaaaaag! *HIC* https://youtu.be/04ZPDRBtkwc Posted by: Hillary! at June 04, 2017 07:59 PM (GsAUU) Ah, so Bill treated you to the Louisiana Hot Pocket in bed last night, eh? Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2017 08:02 PM (ycWCI) 217
The pic at :21 in the video linked at #207 is priceless.
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2017 08:02 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: Lemmiwinks and his flaming boner of winning at June 04, 2017 08:02 PM (18h+i) 219
Somebody's shooting off fireworks. At least I hope they're fireworks.
Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2017 08:03 PM (sdi6R) 220
*smiles, tents fingers*
Posted by: George Soros at June 04, 2017 08:00 PM (sdi6R) I have to say I am surprised that an Israeli has not ventilated his forehead for him yet. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2017 08:03 PM (ycWCI) 221
"She's not allowed in the UK"
Nor Michael Savage. It's amazing. The UK should just go ahead and go full Muzzle to avoid further bloodshed. Posted by: fd at June 04, 2017 08:03 PM (BO/km) 222
189 Watters just played a clip of that shitstain mayor saying "no reason to be alarmed."
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:54 PM (GsAUU) The Muslim? He also said attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 04, 2017 08:04 PM (4ErVI) 223
Muzzie not muzzle. What I should have said was "Islamic shithole"
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2017 08:05 PM (BO/km) 224
215 203 Pamela Gellar is another one not mincing words today, there is no such thing as radical Islam, there is only just Islam.
Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2017 07:58 PM (Ot7+c) She's not allowed in the UK. But people who go to Syria to fight for ISIS are. Posted by: josephistan I wonder how they enforce that. Do they have her name is a special "BANNED" database accessed by every guard at every entry point? What if she flew into Ireland (perfectly legal), then crossed the border into Northern Ireland at Belleek (obscure crossing point at the back-end of nowhere.) Once in Northern Ireland, you can take a ferry from Belfast to Liverpool without having to show your passport, as you are still in the same nation. Are the guards at Belleek on the lookout for Pamela Geller? I doubt it. Posted by: zombie at June 04, 2017 08:06 PM (DQ4Fv) 225
223 Muzzie not muzzle. What I should have said was "Islamic shithole"
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2017 08:05 PM (BO/km) Although, to be fair, they do need to go full muzzle. Each version of the word, depending on who you are talking about. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2017 08:06 PM (ycWCI) 226
"Ariana Grande Tells Manchester 'Love Unity Is The Medicine The World Needs Now'
Posted by: TheQuietMan" I was just looking through some photos and vids of the concert. So many tears, hugs, We Stand Together, Manchester Strong mixed with pop concert hysteria ... . It all seems so tasteless, phony and in the end all about the celebrities, not the victims, regardless of what they say. Never cared for these tragedy concerts, especially the ones after 9/11. They are all just huge group virtue signaling. Posted by: Ripley at June 04, 2017 08:06 PM (NbRJx) 227
"And yeah, love and unity would have stopped last night's slaughter stupid bint"
Unwittingly, Ariana did more than most of us will in the GWOT. ISIS couldn't scare away a bunch of teenage girls from coming out again to see her and her friends. Said it earlier. We should chip in and send her a box of Dunkin. Posted by: Ignoramus at June 04, 2017 08:07 PM (+7/1f) 228
The Muslim? He also said attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 04, 2017 08:04 PM (4ErVI) --Can you imagine Rudy saying shit like that on 9/12? Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2017 08:08 PM (GsAUU) 229
The technological and societal advances in the Muslim world are just astonishing. Remarkable really. Djellaba's are now made out of cloth imported from China, rather than that material that we all call toothbrushes. When the soft material trickles down to the masses, there will be less terrorism.
Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 08:09 PM (EaQ6/) 230
Musician Stevie Wonder branded those who attempt to associate the recent terror attacks in London with Islam “liars” during Sunday’s #OneLoveManchester charity concert. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2017 08:09 PM (IqV8l) 231
So many tears, hugs, We Stand Together, Manchester Strong mixed with pop
concert hysteria ... . It all seems so tasteless, phony and in the end all about the celebrities, not the victims, regardless of what they say. Never cared for these tragedy concerts ================================== When I was young, we had tent revivals. A traveling evangelist would come and do 3 or 4 nights of singing and preaching. People would come from far and wide. I think some of these current public spectacles arise from that same need to rally and emote and be of the body. They just don't call it religion. I think they should. Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 04, 2017 08:10 PM (lwiT4) 232
Funny, Hong Kong and Shanghai are great cities that have no terror attacks.
I can't put my finger on quite why that is. . . . Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2017 08:10 PM (GsAUU) 233
Hillary Clinton was the Democrat's John McCain. Now both parties should realize they just can't ram any shitty candidate down people's throats and expect them to turn out and vote for them, but the Democrats seem incapable of learning.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 04, 2017 08:10 PM (vRcUp) 234
Musician Stevie Wonder branded those who attempt to associate the recent terror attacks in London with Islam "liars" during Sunday's #OneLoveManchester charity concert.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. The blind leading the blind. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 04, 2017 08:11 PM (vRcUp) 235
>>Or maybe a kind husband who loves her would take her to a private
retreat, hold her, take her dancing, tell her he loved her, show her her grand kids and point out that this is what's really important. Or maybe a merciful husband would hold a big fluffy pillow over her face until she quit struggling. Posted by: Aviator at June 04, 2017 08:12 PM (/Nite) 236
--Can you imagine Rudy saying shit like that on 9/12?
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2017 08:08 PM (GsAUU) Not and being allowed to live until 9/13. Posted by: Peaches at June 04, 2017 08:12 PM (EgOr3) 237
The Muslim? He also said attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 04, 2017 08:04 PM (4ErVI) Salus populi non suprema lex est. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2017 08:12 PM (pqq3M) 238
Who was that cock-a-doodle-ketchup chip ma'fucka rapping with Ariana?
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2017 08:13 PM (GsAUU) 239
A glass company that I worked for had the maintenance contract at the Taco Bell headquarters in Irvine, a giant glass building with a test/ employee store in the front. That's a real good girl watching spot by the way. The food sucks, but you don't even notice it really.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2017 08:13 PM (6Ll1u) Posted by: fd at June 04, 2017 08:13 PM (BO/km) Posted by: Ignoramus at June 04, 2017 08:14 PM (+7/1f) 242
232 Funny, Hong Kong and Shanghai are great cities that have no terror attacks.
I can't put my finger on quite why that is. . . . Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2017 08:10 PM (GsAUU) Neither does Serbia. Just sayin.' Posted by: Zombie Slobodan Milosevic at June 04, 2017 08:14 PM (ANIFC) 243
229 The technological and societal advances in the Muslim world are just astonishing. Remarkable really. Djellaba's are now made out of cloth imported from China, rather than that material that we all call toothbrushes. When the soft material trickles down to the masses, there will be less terrorism.
Posted by: goon at June 04, 2017 08:09 PM (EaQ6/) When they advance past the stage of shit scented deodorant, it'll all be uphill from there! Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 04, 2017 08:15 PM (4ErVI) 244
fuck england, theresa may, ariana grande, all of it. they asked for it. they like it, good and hard. they are all idjits. most citizens in london wearing their arafat scarves and shit showing solidarity to the cause, fuck em. it's over for that island of idiocy.sad. life is hard when you are indoctrinated.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 04, 2017 08:15 PM (KP5rU) 245
Musician Stevie Wonder branded those who attempt to
associate the recent terror attacks in London with Islam 'liars' during Sunday's One Love Manchester charity concert. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2017 08:09 PM (IqV8l) ====================== A muslim I know told me that these terrorists are not muslim. His reasoning was that Islam forbids killing except in self-defense. So therefore Islam forbids terrorism and murder. So if terrorism and murder occur, the people doing it are not muslim. Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 04, 2017 08:15 PM (lwiT4) 246
Canz I post now?
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 04, 2017 08:15 PM (QeoFE) Posted by: The Smiths at June 04, 2017 08:16 PM (GsAUU) 248
The best part about Hillary is that she CAN'T go away.
The entire Clinton family is built on peddling influence--they have to have influence to peddle. The Democrats will NEVER be rid of her!! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Posted by: RoyalOil at June 04, 2017 08:16 PM (ZQpd0) 249
A muslim I know told me that these terrorists are not muslim. His reasoning was that Islam forbids killing except in self-defense. So therefore Islam forbids terrorism and murder. So if terrorism and murder occur, the people doing it are not muslim.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 04, 2017 08:15 PM (lwiT4) They sure seem to think they are. Posted by: josephistan at June 04, 2017 08:16 PM (ANIFC) 250
Stevie Wonder: Proof that even blind people can gaslight you.
Posted by: The Smiths at June 04, 2017 08:16 PM (GsAUU) 251
If she's healthy she's gonna run again. Who will oppose her for the nomination?
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 04, 2017 07:41 PM (+5ofO) The dead vote for the Democrats, what's to prevent the dead from representing the Democrats? Weekend at Hillary's? Posted by: Northernlurker at June 04, 2017 08:17 PM (nBr1j) 252
Watters just played a clip of that shitstain mayor saying "no reason to be alarmed."
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 07:54 PM (GsAUU) The Muslim? He also said attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis Translation "I'm Okay with the people I'm supposed to serve being murdered, because they're being murdered by my peeps". I wonder if the people in London thought, "If we elect a Muslim mayor, the Muslims will see how nice we are and they will love us". Maybe Saddick gave them a wake up call. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 04, 2017 08:17 PM (vRcUp) Posted by: The Smiths at June 04, 2017 08:18 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: The New Vaudeville Band at June 04, 2017 08:18 PM (IqV8l) 255
Tried to comment on the Stevie Wonder quote above but got one of those incomprehensible http 500 errors when I added the quotes.
Anyway, Stevie Wonders calls people 'liars' for noting the obvious truth pertaining to the recent bombings in the UK by Presbyterians. I kid, I ment muzzies. Celebrities! What would we do without them! Posted by: Puddleglum at June 04, 2017 08:19 PM (QeoFE) 256
Posted last night, but worth seconds:
11 Signs of Gaslighting in a Relationship Gaslighting is a manipulation tactic used to gain power. And it works too well. http://tinyurl.com/lcrvunv Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 08:19 PM (GsAUU) 257
A muslim I know told me that these terrorists are not muslim. His reasoning was that Islam forbids killing except in self-defense. So therefore Islam forbids terrorism and murder. So if terrorism and murder occur, the people doing it are not muslim. Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 04, 2017 08:15 PM (lwiT4) An American official was talking to a Russian policemen at a police station. The Russian orated, "There is no prostitution in Russia! The laws of Marxism-Leninism make prostitution impossible." The American pointed out some floozies sitting on a bench waiting to be booked, "Then what are these?" The Russian scoffed, "Those aren't prostitutes. They're just whores." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2017 08:21 PM (DJZeP) 258
I haven't heard that song in 40 yrs, to u tube I go.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2017 08:21 PM (6Ll1u) 259
A muslim I know told me that these terrorists are not muslim. His reasoning was that Islam forbids killing except in self-defense. So therefore Islam forbids terrorism and murder. So if terrorism and murder occur, the people doing it are not muslim.
Posted by: grammie winger "The day will come when the trees and rocks cry out: 'there is a Jew hiding behind me. Come and kill him'". That doesn't sound like self defense. If I knew any Muslims, I'd bone up on all the so-called 'Medina' verses that call for Muslims to subjugate the unbelievers. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 04, 2017 08:22 PM (vRcUp) 260
Pretty funny thing over at WZ about "news" outfits possibly staging "protests" by Muslims in London, and about the tiny group being used in multiple stories at different locations. Funny in the usual dark sense. "Caliphate News Network" for CNN is a good one, hadn't seen that before.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2017 08:23 PM (QDnY+) 261
I'll have a Taqqiya Sunrise, please.
Posted by: Sadiq Khan at June 04, 2017 08:23 PM (GsAUU) 262
Arianne Grande was dancing with her BFF Miley Cyrus at the One Love concert. I'm a little surprised she didn't start twerking for unity and peace.
Posted by: Ripley at June 04, 2017 08:24 PM (NbRJx) 263
260 Pretty funny thing over at WZ about "news" outfits possibly staging "protests" by Muslims in London, and about the tiny group being used in multiple stories at different locations. Funny in the usual dark sense. "Caliphate News Network" for CNN is a good one, hadn't seen that before.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2017 08:23 PM (QDnY+) --Was Green Helmet Guy there? Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 08:25 PM (GsAUU) 264
Run
Hide Tell Submit Convert (stolen from an internet meme last night, riffing on the London police's lame little package of advice to Londoners) Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2017 08:25 PM (QDnY+) 265
First, when did Barry step out of the spotlight the queen has been mouthing off since he left office. Second, the Beast is going nowhere. She'll run again in 2020 even if she's in an iron lung
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 04, 2017 08:00 PM (auHtY) Please. Oh please. Can you imagine the deliciousness of watching her fail for the third time? Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 04, 2017 08:27 PM (TdMsT) 266
What a sight it was, seeing all those Londoners running Surrender Cobra down their own streets.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU) 267
logprof, no, Green Helmet Guy is fully booked trying to generate outrage from bombing attacks in Syria, or something - but he's having trouble figuring out which side is the one that will get all the sympathy from the distorted news reports.
However - there apparently is "pink trousers woman" who appears in multiple locations in London at tiny, heavily stage-managed (by the "press") "protests" of "outrage" at last night's festivities. ("I saw Green Helmet Guy open for Pink Trouser Women at Wembley in '84") Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2017 08:28 PM (QDnY+) 268
"...there is no such thing as radical Islam, there is only just Islam."
That is what any good muslim will tell you. Posted by: navybrat at June 04, 2017 08:30 PM (w7KSn) 269
Yeah, how perfect were those scenes of hundreds of Brits, tourists, whoever walking down sidewalks with their hands on their heads, like so many captured Soviet muzhiki in June 1941? Perfect as in perfectly appalling and revealing and symbolic.
And I gotta hope someone out there with web video skillz is making a London travel ad for summer 2017 featuring the mayor's insouciant attitude toward insane mass violence. Could be hilarious. Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2017 08:31 PM (QDnY+) 270
I used to love those "Green Lantern - Green Arrow - Green Helmet Guy" team-up comics back in the '70s!
Posted by: RKae at June 04, 2017 08:31 PM (i3rHh) Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2017 08:32 PM (nlbfN) 272
I remember those too grammie.
Everyone would pack up the babies and grab the old ladies to head for those travelling, salvation shows. Posted by: teej at June 04, 2017 08:33 PM (ezX5B) 273
271 CNN caught faking 'news'...
https://twitter.com/markantro/status/871419204846669825 Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2017 08:32 PM (nlbfN) --Call me not shocked. I also like that guy's pic of Nigel Farage enjoying a pint. Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 08:34 PM (GsAUU) 274
270 I used to love those "Green Lantern - Green Arrow - Green Helmet Guy" team-up comics back in the '70s!
Posted by: RKae at June 04, 2017 08:31 PM (i3rHh) --Easy! We don't want palin steele to return. Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 04, 2017 08:35 PM (GsAUU) 275
That is what any good muslim will tell you.
Posted by: navybrat at June 04, 2017 08:30 PM (w7KSn) ======= "So, then you're all radicals, huh? Posted by: GOULD at June 04, 2017 08:35 PM (I16G8) 276
No, the radical is the 17 year old boy carrying a freshly severed head of an infidel.
The moderates are the ones with their iphones out taking pictures of it. Posted by: navybrat at June 04, 2017 08:37 PM (w7KSn) 277
A muslim I know told me that these terrorists are not muslim. His reasoning was that Islam forbids killing except in self-defense. So therefore Islam forbids terrorism and murder. So if terrorism and murder occur, the people doing it are not muslim.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha ---- The big question that always needs to be put to clowns like this is... "So what are you 'real Muslims' going to do about it?" Posted by: RKae at June 04, 2017 08:37 PM (i3rHh) 278
The big question that always needs to be put to clowns like this is... "So what are you 'real Muslims' going to do about it?" Posted by: RKae at June 04, 2017 08:37 PM (i3rHh) His own statement above tells you everything you need to know: absolutely nothing. Not his problem. Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2017 08:39 PM (ycWCI) 279
"I saw Green Helmet Guy open for Pink Trouser Women at Wembley in '84" Where is Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini woman? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2017 08:39 PM (IqV8l) 280
"So what are you 'real Muslims' going to do about it?"
Posted by: RKae at June 04, 2017 08:37 PM (i3rHh) Just keep forking over money to the mosques. 'Specially during the "holy month," so much to be accomplished. Posted by: Peaches at June 04, 2017 08:40 PM (EgOr3) 281
She's not going to get any healthier. In three years it will be impossible.
Naah, evil people live forever. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2017 07:55 PM (KofOU) They do. Look at George Soros. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 04, 2017 08:40 PM (tHwdc) 282
Pixie, you little shit.
Posted by: Peaches at June 04, 2017 08:40 PM (EgOr3) 283
First and foremost, the "holy koran" has admonitions that you, the believer, are under the obligation to lie to and deceive your enemy, the non-believer, infidel, kaffir.
So, knowing that, why are we, the infidel, to believe any small morsel of what they say? It's all crap. Actions speak. Words lie. Posted by: navybrat at June 04, 2017 08:40 PM (w7KSn) 284
"So, then you're all radicals, huh?
Posted by: GOULD Last figure I heard (from theologian Bob Price) was that 10% of Muslims are "radical", that is, believing that violence against the infidel is appropriate, and the entire world must be made Islamic. Out of a billion Muslims, that works out to only 100 million. So, nothing to worry about. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 04, 2017 08:43 PM (vRcUp) 285
Islam is an evil death cult. Lying means nothing in defense of it.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2017 08:43 PM (BO/km) 286
BTW, #CNNisISIS
Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2017 08:43 PM (nlbfN) 287
Nood
Posted by: navybrat at June 04, 2017 08:43 PM (w7KSn) Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2017 08:45 PM (nlbfN) 289
John Wesley was a radical Christian. Started many charities and rode on horseback all over England to preach, sometimes 90 miles/day. Does Islam have any comparable radical Muslims?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 04, 2017 08:55 PM (vRcUp) 290
thank you for linking that New Model Army, All Hail Eris.
you turned me on in the true sense of the word -- my first time ever hearing that song. Posted by: booknlass at June 04, 2017 09:17 PM (v7o4i) 291
If Hillary lost $6billion, and she is the most competent of the lot of them Democrats, how much did they collectively lose in 8 years? And where did B+rry get that cash to send to Iran? Comey's asset forfeiture program possibly...did Congress allocate it?
why does this stuff just slide by? where is Sessions? Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2017 09:18 PM (6dFYM) 292
Maybe JEB! can run Hillary's Third Time is a Charm campaign. He can raise $100 million.
Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2017 09:22 PM (6dFYM) 293
I'll take Lying Conniving Cunts for $1000 Alex.
Posted by: Jeopardy Contestant at June 04, 2017 09:24 PM (6dFYM) 294
This is genius, and absolutely true. Greatness, friends.
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