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A New AoSHQ Game: Guess The Drug Pelosi Is Taking!

I remember people talking like this in high school and college, but they were assisted by sometimes vast quantities of booze or drugs.

Anyway, have fun with the thread until Ace awakens from his beauty sleep...

Oh, the video is below the fold, because the hamsters insist!

Posted by: CBD at 12:05 PM




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1 all of them

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 11:56 AM (0O7c5)

2 at the same time

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 11:56 AM (0O7c5)

3 with vodka

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 11:57 AM (0O7c5)

4 Alzheimer's medication.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 18, 2017 11:57 AM (toi7g)

5 Word is she hits the sauce pretty hard. Anyhoo, it's five o'clock somewhere, right, Nancy?

Posted by: SandyCheeks at May 18, 2017 11:58 AM (joFoi)

6 Naked Power

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 18, 2017 11:58 AM (jsWA8)

7 Hopefully drugs that are slowly eating her organs away so she dies a painful death.

Too much?

Posted by: Guzalot at May 18, 2017 11:58 AM (prSvo)

8 Dementia. That, and a two martini lunch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 11:58 AM (PY9jH)

9 She's nuttier than squirrel turds

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 18, 2017 11:59 AM (jsWA8)

10 Lithium.

And Vodka.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 11:59 AM (WLK0w)

11 ESL?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 11:59 AM (SRKgf)

12 Booze 'n botox!

I recall the liquor consumption on the plane she had as Speaker of the House was yuuuuge.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 11:59 AM (NOIQH)

13 And the blood of the new born child.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 11:59 AM (WLK0w)

14 Close to Death?

or, Quaaludes.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 18, 2017 11:59 AM (G9MZN)

15 She's haunted by the souls of the millions of aborted babies she celebrates.

At least that's what I'd like to believe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:00 PM (PY9jH)

16 And what makes her do that fake smile when she talks?

I swear someone early in her career told her she looks more sincere when she smiles (as she verbally knifes an opponent) and you can see her turning it on for effect.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:00 PM (NOIQH)

17 Come drape boogers

Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2017 12:00 PM (8ikIW)

18 Hopefully drugs that are slowly eating her organs away so she dies a painful death.



Too much?





Posted by: Guzalot at May 18, 2017 11:58 AM (prSvo)

**
Meh... A simple FOAD would of sifficed.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:01 PM (WLK0w)

19 Aaaaaahhh. Comey Drape Boogers

Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2017 12:01 PM (8ikIW)

20 7; just right.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2017 12:02 PM (KP5rU)

21 Meggie Mac sez she IMPLORES Trump to stay off Twitter.

How about you tell your old man to STFD and STHU, Meggie?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:02 PM (PY9jH)

22 Nancy is the poster-child for the "This is your Brain On drugs" commercial

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at May 18, 2017 12:02 PM (NmR1a)

23 Demoncratmentia.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 12:02 PM (ULi11)

24 i speak like that some. I have a brain disorder that eats neurons. What is her excuse.

Posted by: USNtakim at May 18, 2017 12:02 PM (zZWkn)

25 Stroke symptoms.

Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2017 12:02 PM (x9c8r)

26 Heh...sound like she's speaking Chinese.


Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:03 PM (WLK0w)

27 Uses an ice pick to clean her ears

Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2017 12:03 PM (8ikIW)

28 Tibet? Really? When Obama treated the Dali Lama like something stuck to the bottom of his shoe?

Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 18, 2017 12:03 PM (d8QLg)

29 If this isn't attributable to alcohol, then she has a serious neurological problem. I hope someone close to her will be able to convince her to resign.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 18, 2017 12:03 PM (RuyTK)

30 I they they accidentally injected Crocodyl into her forehead at her last appointment instead of botox.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 18, 2017 12:03 PM (yy7cB)

31 And she is richer than I'll ever be; at least in dollars.

From a congressional district that is smaller than most ranches in Texas, IIRC.

But, some people still think the Democrats represent the little guy.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 18, 2017 12:03 PM (ZQpd0)

32 "25 Stroke symptoms."

That was my first thought as well.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 18, 2017 12:05 PM (RuyTK)

33
Alzheimerol

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2017 12:05 PM (9q7Dl)

34 First we get Trump impeached. Then we retake the House. Then we get Pence impeached.

Then, President Pelosi!

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2017 12:05 PM (+7/1f)

35 Can you OD on Ensure?


Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2017 12:06 PM (tFeIi)

36 ...looks like she's strokein'. Maybe Hillz can cut her a deal on the "Scooby van/ ambulance"-

Posted by: pahound at May 18, 2017 12:06 PM (TE4v4)

37 The drug is Liberalism, and it causes severe mental disease.


Drudge is reporting that Roger Ailes passed away today.

In case somebody hasn't already mentioned that.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 18, 2017 12:06 PM (INRVS)

38 Her mess are wearing off, here. She has Parkinson's, probably--aphasia is part of that..( word scrambles, inability to form proper phrasing, etc)
When she seems clear--that's when her stimulants are working.

Posted by: PalintoTrumpsRescue at May 18, 2017 12:06 PM (/qiij)

39 car just drove into pedestrians in NYC' Times Square, as per Fox news.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 18, 2017 12:07 PM (ILitO)

40 Car just plowed into a crowd of at least 10 people in Times Square.

Lutheran?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)

41 Not sure you can squeeze that much stupid into a little-bitty pill.

Posted by: Dang at May 18, 2017 12:07 PM (8b+oT)

42 Botox makes you look like an idiot.
If you grab a safe seat, you can become a "leader" by sheer senility
That and huge quantities of expensive booze.

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 18, 2017 12:07 PM (suO/a)

43 Fun fact I just learned from Wiki: Richard Nixon used to represent that area that SanFranNan now represents.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (ZQpd0)

44
OT:

BREAKING: Car jumps curb near Times Square. Reports of multiple persons hit. Just heard it over local NYC radio.

More to follow.

Gevalt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (mbhDw)

45 29 If this isn't attributable to alcohol, then she has a serious neurological problem. I hope someone close to her will be able to convince her to resign.

R u kidding this is clean wholesome family entertainment.
it's no often we get to watch someone implode infront of us

Kinda like Dick Clark without the sympathy

Posted by: Fox at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (DVC2D)

46 Car just plowed into a crowd of at least 10 people in Times Square.

Lutheran?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)


Pelosi was just trying to meet Schumer for a bloody mary bar.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (Tnhbr)

47 Drudge is reporting that Roger Ailes passed away today.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (suO/a)

48 She's huffing paint thinner.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (0mRoj)

49 Car was apparently airborne at some point. Hmmmm.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (PY9jH)

50 "Sometimes I don't eat as well as I should, that's why I drink Booze!"
Pelosi in that commercial that never ran on TV.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (ILitO)

51 WTF happened in Times Square?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (hMwEB)

52 Headline I just saw 'Trump stayed in communication with Flynn after his firing." The horror...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 18, 2017 12:09 PM (O2RFr)

53 She's not on drugs. She's completely sober. That's the bad part.

Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2017 12:09 PM (7n4KQ)

54 $5 on anti-seizure meds

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 18, 2017 12:09 PM (HGR30)

55 WTF happened in Times Square?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (hMwEB)


Speeding car plowed into crowd of at least ten people.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:10 PM (PY9jH)

56 Car just plowed into a crowd of at least 10 people in Times Square.



Lutheran?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)


***


Pelosian.



Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:10 PM (WLK0w)

57 She's speaking in tongues!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2017 12:10 PM (9q7Dl)

58 Car just plowed into a crowd of at least 10 people in Times Square.

Usually some old folk who accidentally hits the gas pedal not the brake....

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 18, 2017 12:10 PM (O2RFr)

59 Car is partially on its side with two wheels in the air.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:10 PM (PY9jH)

60 Usually some old folk who accidentally hits the gas pedal not the brake....
Posted by: It's Me donna


and looking for the Aloha snackbar.

Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2017 12:11 PM (7n4KQ)

61 My first guess is that Times Square was just an idiot behind the wheel.

Posted by: Dang at May 18, 2017 12:11 PM (8b+oT)

62 She owns vinyards, so I'm gonna guess she's sampling the product.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 18, 2017 12:11 PM (s/EUv)

63 50
Heh....simpsons - Krusty opens his fridge - all slimfast and champagne. He shrugs, grabs one of each, mixes them in a glass and downs it. 'Ahhhh.....that really passes the time.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 12:11 PM (TwwWO)

64 Car just plowed into a crowd of at least 10 people in Times Square.

Usually some old folk who accidentally hits the gas pedal not the brake....



Unless they're screaming allah snackbar.

Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2017 12:11 PM (dQOuX)

65 Horse tranquilizers?

Posted by: Rosasharn at May 18, 2017 12:12 PM (gC288)

66 51 WTF happened in Times Square?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (hMwEB)


Hitler's ball dropped.

- - MFM

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2017 12:12 PM (mbhDw)

67 She's driving drunk. At a microphone!

Posted by: goon at May 18, 2017 12:12 PM (EaQ6/)

68 Was Pelosi in Time Square this morning?

Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2017 12:12 PM (7n4KQ)

69 Thank goodness I got my brain cybernetically reverse engineered in time. Nancy maybe too far gone. There may not be enough functioning grey matter left to salvage.

But as for me, I will live on, vitually forever. I will be running this country long after conservatives and heterosexuals are just an unpleasant memory.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 18, 2017 12:12 PM (vRcUp)

70 The left all live in the same cocoon and breath the same foul air


Oh and someone ran over 13 people in NYC- man arrested- hum?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:12 PM (KlI/a)

71 Vehicle drove against traffic and into pedestrians on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:12 PM (PY9jH)

72 Pelosi's security detail would be wise to keep Bill Cosby at reasonable distance. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2017 12:13 PM (2Mnv1)

73 Times Square

1 dead already 12 others injured

42nd and Broadway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:13 PM (KlI/a)

74 Red Honda

PEARL HARBOR!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:13 PM (KlI/a)

75 Vehicle drove against traffic and into pedestrians on the sidewalk.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:12 PM (PY9jH)


Still could be a confused old folk...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (O2RFr)

76 The driver is in custody, and apparently it wasn't a friendly detention.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (rF0hx)

77 cholinesterase inhibitors

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (HgMAr)

78 This must be how my wife feels when talking to me after half a liter of Crown. I try hard though.

Posted by: Pendejo at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (yKJ+U)

79 Did MSNBC or CNN blame Trump for the Time Square incident yet?

Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (7n4KQ)

80 We just stayed in the Times Square area a few weeks ago.

I've seen the Naked Cowgirl. And she's no "girl."

Times Square. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (PY9jH)

81 Red Honda


RUSSIA!

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (O2RFr)

82 1 dead at lest 10 injured.



Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (WLK0w)

83 The drug is known as Bo-StretchedFace-tox-I'm-an-aspirin medication.

Taken typically for hemmorroids, Nancy did not read the label correctly.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 18, 2017 12:15 PM (bB4HN)

84 78 This must be how my wife feels when talking to me after half a liter of Crown. I try hard though.
Posted by: Pendejo

Then why doesn't she drink the other half liter?

Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2017 12:15 PM (7n4KQ)

85 Pretty hot outside, eh? Thanks a lot, all you carbon belchers. Where's your ice age now? Al Gore was right.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 18, 2017 12:15 PM (vRcUp)

86
The driver is in custody, and apparently it wasn't a friendly detention.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (rF0hx)


So, pissed off Presbyterian?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:15 PM (PY9jH)

87 Alcohol, lots of it, for many years

Posted by: CN at May 18, 2017 12:16 PM (2+tI4)

88 So, pissed off Presbyterian?

Wearing a MAGA hat

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 18, 2017 12:16 PM (O2RFr)

89 NYP says motive not terror...driver has had 2 previous DWIs

We'll see

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:16 PM (KlI/a)

90 Destiny 2 reveal in like 30 minutes on Twitch . . . .

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 18, 2017 12:16 PM (ZQpd0)

91 Same cocktail of drugs that they use to keep Hillary upright for a couple hours a day. They just effect Nancy a little differently due to the long term botox poisoning. Kerry seemed to be developing something similar but he's now out of the public limelight IFAIK.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 18, 2017 12:16 PM (d3wbb)

92 At least it wasn't at 53rd and 3rd.....

"If you think you can, well come on man
I was a Green Beret in Vietnam
No more of your fairy stories
'Cause I got my other worries
Fifty-third and third standing on the street
Fifty-third and third I'm tryin' to turn a trick
Fifty-third and third you're the one they never pick
Fifty-third and third don't it make you feel sick?"

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 18, 2017 12:16 PM (5VlCp)

93 I'd say Amish but there were no buggies involved.

Posted by: USNtakim at May 18, 2017 12:16 PM (zZWkn)

94 is it drugs or tertiary stage syphilis?
Those Castro Street Cowboys are pretty nasty.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2017 12:17 PM (HgMAr)

95 Hillary Disease. A combination of ruthless quest for power, no respect for the unborn, decades of lies and graft, and a healthy dose of daily alcohol, and multiple prescription bottles.

Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2017 12:17 PM (oiNtH)

96 Car is probably sporting a COEXIST sticker.

Or My Religion is Loving Kindness.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:17 PM (PY9jH)

97 Motive not terror.

Suspect has two prior DUI's.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:17 PM (HTdUD)

98 We need a national discussion about car safety and who we are giving driver's licenses to.

Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 12:17 PM (Pa8uy)

99 Maybe she just hasn't had her morning coffee yet?
Anyone think of that?

Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:17 PM (ZgPsD)

100 76 The driver is in custody, and apparently it wasn't a friendly detention.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (rF0hx)


If the driver wasn't courteous and motionless ... they should have done a field execution right then and there.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 12:18 PM (/HGKe)

101 PCB

Posted by: Mega at May 18, 2017 12:18 PM (nmOpX)

102 Nancy just has jet rag from her China boondoggle.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 18, 2017 12:18 PM (lIZQs)

103 The botox has seeped into her cranium.

That and the six martini lunches leave us with what we see before us.

Posted by: MacGruber at May 18, 2017 12:18 PM (C278+)

104 Motive not terror.



Suspect has two prior DUI's.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:17 PM (HTdUD)


Good. I'm sure none of the victims were terrorized by the airborne car.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:18 PM (PY9jH)

105 Maybe she just hasn't had her morning coffee yet?
Anyone think of that?

Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:17 PM (ZgPsD)
.....

She did, but it was a Black RUSSIAN

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2017 12:19 PM (HgMAr)

106 clever to disguise that bollard as a lecturn

Posted by: 2000 year old man at May 18, 2017 12:19 PM (h/uSM)

107 After you watch the linked video, there are quite a few other videos of her slurring, stumbling speech.
She should run for president so we can see the spectacle of the mainstream media gushing over how she's powering through.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2017 12:19 PM (+lVUW)

108 96. Here in Texas, the rear window will sport a yuuge decal of Our Lady of Guadalupe and/or the family name of the driver, or an abbreviated memorial to a departed friend or relative, in Gothic script.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 12:19 PM (TwwWO)

109 Here is a video of the person driving the car being "escorted" by police


goo.gl/46NPBb


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2017 12:19 PM (jxbfJ)

110 Remember the massive recalls and Toyota lawsuits for "unintended acceleration?"

The feds came out later and announced people were pressing the gas instead of the brake. Totes sorry, Toyota.

I suspect this is what happened here, but a peaceful Muslim is welcome to prove me wrong.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 12:20 PM (fD1ST)

111 Man, she sure is fucked up.

Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at May 18, 2017 12:20 PM (vRcUp)

112 She persisted.

Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2017 12:20 PM (x9c8r)

113 Thank God for Nancy Pelosi!

Posted by: Miss Teen USA 2007 at May 18, 2017 12:20 PM (1BQGO)

114 The guy just to her right, on the left side of the frame, looks a little worried. Is that Hillary's Doctor, the one who followed Hillary on the Campaign?

Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:20 PM (ZgPsD)

115 Botox is a neurotoxin. Seriously. That is its fundamental biochemical mechanism of action.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 18, 2017 12:20 PM (ujwCG)

116 109
Here is a video of the person driving the car being "escorted" by police


goo.gl/46NPBb




Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2017 12:19 PM (jxbfJ)

Doesn't look like an elderly driver confused over which pedal is which.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2017 12:20 PM (jxbfJ)

117 Destiny 2 reveal in like 30 minutes on Twitch . . . .


Posted by: RoyalOil at May 18, 2017 12:16 PM (ZQpd0)


Nice. I preordered it a few weeks ago. I hope they corrected a lot of the bullshit of destiny 1, but not hoping for much.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2017 12:21 PM (aMlLZ)

118 Breaking.... something happens in New York that happens all over the country every damn day...

But its National News... because... New York...

Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:21 PM (NgKpN)

119 I'm thinking the only person who could have done an accurate long distance diagnosis is no longer with us.
Hunter S. Thompson.

Posted by: What's my name? Suck it, , that's my name at May 18, 2017 12:21 PM (iiT5R)

120 Which drugs gives the user crazy eyes? I'm going with that one. Or maybe she's just had too many face lifts.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2017 12:21 PM (+lVUW)

121 So a drunkin Lutheran terrorist?

Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:21 PM (WLK0w)

122
Times Square driver was shot by police

He looks ME or Pakistani

They are calling it an accident

I dont think so

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:21 PM (tWydE)

123 Here's the driver being arrested:

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/865242190007631872

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (NOIQH)

124
Gee, who could have driven a vehicle into a crowd of people. I think I've heard something similar happening somewhere else before. I'm sure the motive will never be known

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (493sH)

125 Botox. It's a paralyzing agent. It's reached her brain, her throat, all parts of her body, evidently.

I have read that the movements of one's face are linked to the ability to feel emotions.

By ridding herself of wrinkles, sags, and signs of aging, Pelosi has also rid herself of the ability to feel emotions, including self-control and control of her speech faculties.

Posted by: White Magic Woman at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (SJ184)

126 122. Source?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (TwwWO)

127 Times Square "accident' underscores the need to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Trump and the Russians....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (7uYFy)

128 They have to keep her on ketamine or she'll wig out

Posted by: Derbererd at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (9jiZl)

129 ...or an abbreviated memorial to a departed friend or relative, in Gothic script.


I just saw that recently, back window of SUV, and I wondered if the driver of the car had run them down, causing the deaths.

Kind of a bit of a freak show, really.

A rolling obituary.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (HTdUD)

130 ETOH with a whiff of flakka.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (4AVeu)

131 Breaking.... something happens in New York that happens all over the country every damn day...

But its National News... because... New York...
Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:21 PM (NgKpN)
-------------

I don't know that this happens all over the country every day.

And someone has died. And at least ten are injured.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (sBOL1)

132 It's not lithium that's for sure.

I'd say acid washed down with a nice cocktail of ecstasy and shrooms.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (4ErVI)

133 Kuru.

She takes the drugs for the symptoms of Kuru.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (2qHjF)

134 >>Which drugs gives the user crazy eyes? I'm going with that one. Or maybe she's just had too many face lifts.


...or maybe it's the crazy brain that's making the eyes crazy?!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (NOIQH)

135

Oops. Not shot. But dragged awsy by cops. Appears to be shouting

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:23 PM (tWydE)

136 109 - linky thingy not worky

Posted by: Rosasharn at May 18, 2017 12:23 PM (gC288)

137 There should never be a third DUI. One could be a mistake, Two are a definite problem that should not continue(very harsh punishment). Three is a pattern and needs to be stopped by a looooong jail sentence.

Posted by: USNtakim at May 18, 2017 12:23 PM (zZWkn)

138 DUIs. A kid I went to Jr. high with was killed by a drunk driver. Do any judges, anywhere, clamp down the first time? If you intend to drink, all the rest of the consequences should be considered intentional. Drunk driving resulting in death should be 2nd degree murder, period. Do Not Drink and Drive.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2017 12:23 PM (dZ756)

139 The future of the Republic is in culpable... er, capable hams.

Posted by: spd rdr at May 18, 2017 12:23 PM (+fXXA)

140 I'm at 53rd and 7th. I guess avoiding Times Square would be a good idea.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (vRcUp)

141 Times square driver

goo.gl/afcOsE


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (jxbfJ)

142 Dear Penthouse ...

... I work at an online message board and always had the hots for a chic named Lizzy, but never thought she noticed me. Imagine my surprise when one afternoon ...

Posted by: The Margins at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (+YMDZ)

143 I have days like that when my blood sugar gets real low. When was her last glucose tolerance test?

Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (ZgPsD)

144
The Russians hacked the car in Times Square to run over people who didn't vote for Trump. Two scoops of ice cream were found in the trunk of the car

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (493sH)

145

Oops. Not shot. But dragged awsy by cops. Appears to be shouting
=====

"Something about "snacks" perhaps? Maybe 'Snackbar' ?"

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (C52a9)

146 Breaking.... something happens in New York that happens all over the country every damn day...



But its National News... because... New York...

Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:21 PM (NgKpN)


Seriously. NYC SiL sent everyone an email this morning to remind us all, once again, that she lives in the Greatest Place on Earth and we should all be so fortunate. She does this pretty regularly. Perhaps she's trying to convince herself.

Meanwhile, her apt. building hasn't had gas service to it in nine months because of gubmint bureaucracy, but that's totes cool. She and her husband just bought a countertop oven to use these past months.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (PY9jH)

147 The same people who make the "My religion is loving kindness" are the ones who probably make. "No matter where you're from we're glad you're our neighbor." I knew someone who had a sign on her office saying "My religion is loving kindness." (She was a pastor). My first reaction was "You're a pastor and you can't claim Christianity as your religion?" and the second was "I wouldn't want to put that on my door for fear such boasting would come to bite me on the backside during those times I lacked in love and kindness."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2017 12:25 PM (qES5k)

148 the brown acid

Posted by: Lord Sir x at May 18, 2017 12:25 PM (nFwvY)

149 Three is a pattern and needs to be stopped by a looooong jail sentence.

Oh the sentences are imposed. The problem is they are usually followed by a release in about 90 days to a work release type halfway house and "bam" your home by Christmas.

Posted by: IP at May 18, 2017 12:25 PM (UmSfZ)

150 Meanwhile, her apt. building hasn't had gas service
to it in nine months because of gubmint bureaucracy, but that's totes
cool. She and her husband just bought a countertop oven to use these
past months.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (PY9jH)
how quaint! it's like camping!

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 12:25 PM (0O7c5)

151
Can't be a muslin, no alcohol allowed.

Except remember 9/11 guys who were.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:25 PM (HTdUD)

152

Now they are saying driver had an accident, and in his panic plowed into the crowd whilst trying to get away

If he is here illegally, it will be Trumps fault

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:26 PM (tWydE)

153 Pelosi gets Independent Counsel on Trump.

We make fun of Pelosi's gibberish.

Somehow I'm not comforted.

At least Hillary's not President. I gotta keep reminding myself.

Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2017 12:26 PM (hdpay)

154 "Something about "snacks" perhaps? Maybe 'Snackbar' ?"
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (C52a9)

-----

Hawaiian dude. Aloha Snackbar.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:26 PM (8XRCm)

155 Oh, look. The Ted Kennedy School of Driving was conducting their final exams in Times Square today.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 12:26 PM (4AVeu)

156 Pelosi, McCain and RBG will never retire - its tits up first.

Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 12:27 PM (a0IVu)

157
Can't talk and download firmware update at the same time.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 18, 2017 12:27 PM (t6XCL)

158 NYC just needs to outlaw cars inside the city.

Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:27 PM (ZgPsD)

159 Its a special kind of ketamine called ketajet

Posted by: Derbererd at May 18, 2017 12:27 PM (9jiZl)

160 By the time my grandfather was Nancy's age, he'd been dead for five years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 18, 2017 12:27 PM (oVJmc)

161
1 dead

13 injured

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:27 PM (tWydE)

162 Oh, look. The Ted Kennedy School of Driving was conducting their final exams in Times Square today.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 12:26 PM (4AVeu)
_________


winner.

Posted by: IP at May 18, 2017 12:27 PM (UmSfZ)

163 There should never be a third DUI. One could be a mistake, Two are a definite problem that should not continue(very harsh punishment). Three is a pattern and needs to be stopped by a looooong jail sentence.
Posted by: USNtakim at May 18, 2017 12:23 PM (zZWkn)

But not if he is illegal...I mean then you cut him a break right? Right Right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:28 PM (KlI/a)

164 154 "Something about "snacks" perhaps? Maybe 'Snackbar' ?"
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (C52a9)

-----

Hawaiian dude. Aloha Snackbar.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:26 PM (8XRCm)

Poi and Spam. No thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 12:29 PM (0mRoj)

165 Nuttier than a Planter's factory tour.

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 12:29 PM (7HtZB)

166 Accident or not in this case the terror groups have been pushing vehicle attacks for a while now.They will happen.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 12:29 PM (rmVvL)

167 Pelosi McCain gets Independent Counsel on Trump with the assistance of Pelosi.

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FTFY



Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:29 PM (C52a9)

168 But not if he is illegal...I mean then you cut him a break right? Right Right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:28 PM (KlI/a)

Yeah...and let him vote.

Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2017 12:30 PM (x9c8r)

169
Mayor and Governor heading to scene.

Seems a bit excessive for a drunk driver.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:30 PM (HTdUD)

170 Illegal...
no license
no insurance
DUI
no problem.

Posted by: USNtakim at May 18, 2017 12:30 PM (zZWkn)

171 Mayor and Governor heading to scene.



Seems a bit excessive for a drunk driver.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:30 PM (HTdUD)
**
There will be cameras there.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:30 PM (WLK0w)

172 Calls for dialogue about sensible automobile control laws coming any minute now.

Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 18, 2017 12:31 PM (oZ6kz)

173 Flow chart:
1) Suspect known by press but name not given =
2) Muslim terrorist
3) Illegal alien
4) BLM adherent
Betting now open

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 18, 2017 12:31 PM (dQJCS)

174 Jealousy on the part of John McCain and the need for revenge on the part of Jim Comey has led us to this point.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2017 12:31 PM (7uYFy)

175 I am working on a project at a research hospital. Poster up for a talk: Human Menstruation: A Lifelong Love Affair.

Okay then.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2017 12:31 PM (Whlww)

176 I have a worthless relative that has had like 3-4 DUIs, including with wrecks and driving on a suspended license.

She even got pulled over drunk with kids in her car.

She got like 6 months in jail, that's it.

Everyone was rooting for a few years of prison.

Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (Pa8uy)

177 Seriously. NYC SiL sent everyone an email this morning to remind us all, once again, that she lives in the Greatest Place on Earth and we should all be so fortunate. She does this pretty regularly. Perhaps she's trying to convince herself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (PY9jH)



I live in what used to be the Greatest Place on Earth (before the liberal infestation), and I used to discourage people - especially those from the Northeast and upper Midwest - from moving here.

"Nah, earthquakes every day, wild fires, no seasons. You wouldn't like it. Enjoy the snow, the seasons, the leaves changing. You've got it good in your liberal hellhole."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (SRKgf)

178 Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:30 PM (WLK0w)

Then Schumer should be on his way, too.

Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (x9c8r)

179 Whatever drugs she's taking I'm pretty sure she got them from Crazy Aunt Maxine's medicine cabinet.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (NGWPz)

180 Mayor and Governor heading to scene.



Well, it's NYC. The cops won't do a proper investigation without the Mayor and the Governor on scene to give directions and handle the news media.

What NYC needs is a special investigator for these dangerous, out of control, speeding cars loose in the city.

Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (ZgPsD)

181 ) Suspect known by press but name not given =
2) Muslim terrorist
3) Illegal alien
4) BLM adherent
Betting now open
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 18, 2017 12:31 PM (dQJCS)

I'm going with the Trifecta: 1,3,4

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (KlI/a)

182

I havent got a name on this guy


Who says he is Hawaiian, or was that a joke

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (tWydE)

183 173 Flow chart:
1) Suspect known by press but name not given =
2) Muslim terrorist
3) Illegal alien
4) BLM adherent
Betting now open


Could be all 3.

Posted by: USNtakim at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (zZWkn)

184 Klonopin? Do I win something if Ian right?

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (cSsd5)

185
There will be cameras there.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:30 PM (WLK0w)

You don't say? Driver, step on it!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (7uYFy)

186 Nancy is Botoxicated.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (wEAnZ)

187
Parkinson's.

or alky withdrawal.

either or.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (ODxAs)

188 The stuff Hillary left behind after her stint as Sec of State.

Posted by: Janir at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (Lk5qN)

189 169
Mayor and Governor heading to scene.
________________________________

Oh, I'm sure.

They came out of an editorial board meeting at the NY Times one block away wiping their chins and zipping up their pants.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (4AVeu)

190 I think there should be some sort of mandatory retirement age for people in Congress, because I think there are a number of people who are too sickly to be serving.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (qES5k)

191 Glysophate mixed with fluoride and vodka.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (6Ll1u)

192 Bloomberg wanted to do just that,make driving in the city so miserable and expensive that nobody would do it.Typical Democrat thing really.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (rmVvL)

193 I used to play in a band called "Drunk by Lunch" we could never make it to night time gigs.

Go figure.



Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (WLK0w)

194 70 sounds like a good age.

Posted by: USNtakim at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (zZWkn)

195 Drove our rental car into Manhattan trying to get to the hotel for husband to drop me off so he could return the car to the rental agency.

NO ONE would let us merge into traffic. It was a nightmare.

I asked an Uber driver why everyone blows their car horns all the time, and he said it's "anger."

Whole lotta road rage, I guess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (PY9jH)

196 I am working on a project at a research hospital. Poster up for a talk: Human Menstruation: A Lifelong Love Affair.

Okay then.
Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2017 12:31 PM (Whlww)
-----------

Boy, you really ARE having a bad day, aren't you. Oof.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2017 12:34 PM (sBOL1)

197 175
I am working on a project at a research hospital. Poster up for a talk: Human Menstruation: A Lifelong Love Affair.



Okay then.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2017 12:31 PM (Whlww)
here's some ideas!!!
"womenstration"
a picture or rendition of a free bleeder, ideally a tranz having a trail making a heart on the ground.....you're welcome.

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 12:34 PM (0O7c5)

198 Scotch and Xanax.


Either that or she is suffering from a series of microstrokes.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 18, 2017 12:34 PM (hLRSq)

199 Bath Salts! Or she needs a bath and some salts!

Posted by: Strobe at May 18, 2017 12:34 PM (gbWkA)

200 190 I think there should be some sort of mandatory retirement age for people in Congress, because I think there are a number of people who are too sickly to be serving.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (qES5k)

==============

I'd settle with having them forced to take (and Pass, on the first attempt!) a basic civics test before being seated.

With every re-election, the test gets harder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 18, 2017 12:34 PM (elLTo)

201 It was Matt Harvey's driver two Saturdays ago.

He also moonlights as the wellness and fitness trainer for the New York Mets.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 12:35 PM (4AVeu)

202

Allegedly drove the wrong way up 7th ave

Then drove on the sidewalk

I honestly do not see how he could do all that without hitting a car first

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:35 PM (tWydE)

203
Fox Business is saying officials are claiming the Times Square incident isn't terrorist related. We'll see

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 12:35 PM (493sH)

204 driver has had 2 previous DWIs


So an illegal from south of the border ?
or Mel Gibson ?

Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 12:35 PM (lWCRE)

205 Mayor and Governor heading to scene.
Seems a bit excessive for a drunk driver.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum
=====

Sanctuary City.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:35 PM (C52a9)

206 195 Drove our rental car into Manhattan trying to get to the hotel for husband to drop me off so he could return the car to the rental agency.

NO ONE would let us merge into traffic. It was a nightmare.

I asked an Uber driver why everyone blows their car horns all the time, and he said it's "anger."

Whole lotta road rage, I guess.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (PY9jH)

No one drives in New York, there's too much traffic.

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (7HtZB)

207 Lutheran?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)

(Times Square car drives into crowd)

Looking at the photo I'm guessing this is an accident, not an attack of any kind.

Total guess on my part, though.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (3myMJ)

208 Allegedly drove the wrong way up 7th ave

Then drove on the sidewalk

I honestly do not see how he could do all that without hitting a car first
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:35 PM (tWydE)

Hey just wait till he get's a legal license!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (KlI/a)

209 Seriously. NYC SiL sent everyone an email this morning to remind us all, once again, that she lives in the Greatest Place on Earth and we should all be so fortunate. She does this pretty regularly. Perhaps she's trying to convince herself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh



Send this to your SiL:

There's two types of people in this world:
Those from Texas.
Those that ain't.

How do you know if one is from Texas? He'll tell you.
If he ain't? Don't ask. Why embarrass him?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (sNYFR)

210 "My religion is loving kindness." (She was a pastor). My first reaction was "You're a pastor and you can't claim Christianity as your religion?" and the second was "I wouldn't want to put that on my door for fear such boasting would come to bite me on the backside during those times I lacked in love and kindness."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Or during those times a squatter or psycho took you up on it.

And iI've heard for years about churches in England removing crosses because they wanted multicultural worship and were afraid of offending Muslims. Iirc, Jesus had some pretty strong warnings for those that deny him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (vRcUp)

211 Preparation "D".

Posted by: Speller at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (pSotA)

212
Car flipped over, caught on fire.
Takes some speed to flip a car.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (HTdUD)

213

Pssst

No body ever menstruates their WHOLE life

Nobody

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (tWydE)

214 >>Mayor and Governor heading to scene.


Seems a bit excessive for a drunk driver.


Huh.
Chances the guy's name includes Mohammed (or some variation of that) are...?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (NOIQH)

215 I loved driving on the sidewalk in Grand Theft Auto. Less traffic.

(too soon?)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (u0s1P)

216 It's time for everyone's favorite game show - Muslim, Mexican, or Kennedy!

Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (oZ6kz)

217 209 Send this to your SiL:

There's two types of people in this world:
Those from Texas.
Those that ain't.

How do you know if one is from Texas? He'll tell you.
If he ain't? Don't ask. Why embarrass him?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (sNYFR)

===========

If I were a troll, I'd send reports on every crime, especially rapes, being committed in the city to her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (elLTo)

218 12 injured, one dead. Fox says no info on driver. A bicyclist was also arrested and taken away?????!?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (PY9jH)

219 I'd settle with having them forced to take (and Pass, on the first attempt!) a basic civics test before being seated.

-----

Hell, I'd like to see them even be able to drive a Civic.

I'm looking at you, Eleanor Holmes Norton

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (7HtZB)

220 216 It's time for everyone's favorite game show - Muslim, Mexican, or Kennedy!

Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (oZ6kz)

=============

One day, all three will be in one person.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (elLTo)

221 Found from a FOIA request:

On one junket to Bahgdad flying via Air Force, Pelosi had the jet stocked with Johnny Walker Red Scotch, Grey Goose Vodka, E&J Brandy, Bailey's Irish Cream, Maker's Mark Whiskey, Courvoisier Cognac, Bacardi Rum, Jim Beam Whiskey, Beefeater Gin, Dewar's Scotch, Bombay Sapphire Gin, Jack Daniels, Corona Beer and multiple bottles of wine.

Shit, I don't think a moron meet-up could even match that. Not to mention the gourmet food, snacks, etc.

Via the American taxpayer of course.

Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (oiNtH)

222 I think he was a Russian agent speeding to get to Trump Tower with super secret collusion memos from Putin.

And Super Civilian Jim Comey was in hot pursuit!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (4AVeu)

223

How did he not hit a car first, going the wrong way up 7th?

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (tWydE)

224 The FBI says that the Norks hacked the ECU on the Honda using an intel hack given to them directly by Donnie Two Scoops.

Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (2Mnv1)

225 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (vRcUp)

I think it's reprehensible for churches to cover up or
remove crosses. You're in a Christian church and you're offended? Maybe you shouldn't have come there in the first place.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (qES5k)

226 218
12 injured, one dead. Fox says no info on driver. A bicyclist was also arrested and taken away?????!?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (PY9jH)
interesting....could have been riding ahead....clearing the traffic.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (0O7c5)

227 A bicyclist was also arrested and taken away?????!?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (PY9jH)

Well you can never arrest enough bicyclist..bunch of tree hugging enviormentalists

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (KlI/a)

228 The instant Democrat pols on the scene suggests it is something they want to cover up.Or,they just can't resist running to the cameras.Could be a bit of both.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (rmVvL)

229 I'll take religion of aloha snack bar for $100 Alex.

Posted by: Strobe at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (gbWkA)

230 A bicyclist was also arrested and taken away?????!?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (PY9jH)

Just on general principle.

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (7HtZB)

231 I loved driving on the sidewalk in Grand Theft Auto. Less traffic.



(too soon?)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (u0s1P)
**
There's never a wrong time for GTA.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (WLK0w)

232 221 Found from a FOIA request:

On one junket to Bahgdad flying via Air Force, Pelosi had the jet stocked with Johnny Walker Red Scotch, Grey Goose Vodka, E&J Brandy, Bailey's Irish Cream, Maker's Mark Whiskey, Courvoisier Cognac, Bacardi Rum, Jim Beam Whiskey, Beefeater Gin, Dewar's Scotch, Bombay Sapphire Gin, Jack Daniels, Corona Beer and multiple bottles of wine.

Shit, I don't think a moron meet-up could even match that. Not to mention the gourmet food, snacks, etc.

Via the American taxpayer of course.
Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (oiNtH)

==============

I'm disappointed that none of those liquors are out of reach of the common man (except maybe the cognac).

I'd expect Johnnie Walker Blue, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (elLTo)

233 12 injured, one dead. Fox says no info on driver. A bicyclist was also arrested and taken away?????!?




Spotter?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (sNYFR)

234 She's been rummaging through Hillary's purse, booting Diazapem with hot sauce chasers.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (Ndje9)

235 Well you can never arrest enough bicyclist..bunch of tree hugging enviormentalists

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (KlI/a)


heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (PY9jH)

236 I'm going out on a limb and guessing advanced syphillis, which is what plagues Governor Jerry 'Old Man' Brown of Clownifornia, or so I've heard

Posted by: the Butcher at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (AGJqR)

237 I agree that this incident doesn't sound like merely an intoxicated person.

It doesn't mean its Islamic terrorism, but its almost like saying someone had too much to drink and went on a mass shooting.

Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (Pa8uy)

238 A recovering drunk myself (and having helped other recovering drunks and addicts over the years), I can usually spot a drunk and don't think Nancy's a drunk.

Pill-poppers, on the other hand, are random in the way they think and interact, all over the map just as she is.

I'm guessing Nancy's into pills, specifically opioid-based pain medication.

Posted by: troyriser at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (Fw5cQ)

239 "I live in what used to be the Greatest Place on Earth
(before the liberal infestation)..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (SRKgf)

I can attest to this.

California was an incredible place.

"Was" being the operative word.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (rF0hx)

240 Shit, I don't think a moron meet-up could even match that. Not to mention the gourmet food, snacks, etc.

Via the American taxpayer of course.
Posted by: Cheri




We could. If the taxpayer were picking up the tab also.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (sNYFR)

241 Fox sez the driver may be "troubled."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (PY9jH)

242 A bicyclist was also arrested and taken away?????!?
====







ace?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (C52a9)

243

How do you go the wrong way up 7th and not hit a car

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (tWydE)

244 Glossolalia? She's possessed by the spirit of...?

Anyhoo, what's that she's saying, something about her bidet? Or she wants ''to bet"?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (LQLeS)

245 bicyclist was also arrested and taken away?????!?
====







ace?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (C52a9)

He was arguing with cops AFTER the car plowed into crowd.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (7uYFy)

246 ace?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (C52a9)

Nope.

No messenger bag.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (rF0hx)

247 235 Well you can never arrest enough bicyclist..bunch of tree hugging enviormentalists

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (KlI/a)

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (PY9jH)

/hides the new bike he bought yesterday....

Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (NgKpN)

248 A bicyclist was also arrested and taken away?????!?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (PY9jH)



There was a cyclist and he hit pedestrians instead? WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (SRKgf)

249 There's never a wrong time for GTA.

I never did hook my PS2 up after I got my new TV, which was years and years ago.

I really should. And then plan on using all my vacation days, because I am not gonna wanna stop for a long time.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (u0s1P)

250 Car appears to be resting on a bollock.

You know who else rested on a bollock?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (PY9jH)

251 A bicyclist was also arrested and taken away
--

Well, there you have it. The bike messenger and the driver of the car got into it, and the driver of the car was fleeing the enraged bike messenger. Do not interfere with a bike messenger trying to make a delivery. Not in NYC.

Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (ZgPsD)

252 Fox sez the driver may be "troubled."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (PY9jH)


That Trump is president.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (7uYFy)

253 An anonymous source tells me Nancy freebases orange Tang.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (0x/TW)

254 Drunk or troubled

Drunk and troubled

Drunk troubled and illegal

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (tWydE)

255 A bicyclist was also arrested and taken away?????!?
====


ace?
Posted by: Mortimer






Jarles Chohnson?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (sNYFR)

256 And another in Staten Island now???

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (yy7cB)

257 It's time for everyone's favorite game show - Muslim, Mexican, or Kennedy!





Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (oZ6kz)

10 points awarded.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (baYK5)

258 OT:

Texas judge suspended when it's learned she's not US citizen

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lnaakhq

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (rUIbB)

259
He was arguing with cops AFTER the car plowed into crowd.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (7uYFy)

Always a smart thing to do. LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (KlI/a)

260 JW Blue is totes overrated. My favorites are in the 15-16 y.o. range and NOT peaty/smoky: Aberlour and various Glens.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (dZ756)

261 you know......"they" like to drink and drug up before going on the jihad.....just sayin'......

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (0O7c5)

262 Car appears to be resting on a bollock.

You know who else rested on a bollock?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (PY9jH)


Nevermind the bollocks....

Posted by: Johnny Rotten at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (7uYFy)

263 Fox sez the driver may be "troubled."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (PY9jH)

If he wasn't before, he is now.

Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (x9c8r)

264 How did he not hit a car first, going the wrong way up 7th?
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (tWydE)

Lucky? Defensive drivers missed him?

We just had a wrong way driver on the 101 die when 2 semis were side by side. The guy made it over two miles. I have no idea how he did that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (Ri/rl)

265 A bicyclist was also arrested and taken away?????!?

Had a Trump sticker on bike.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (3myMJ)

266 I think we need an Independant Council to investigate Trump's connection to this incident.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (rmVvL)

267 Oops. Not shot. But dragged awsy by cops. Appears to be shouting

What crime have I committed? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal? This is democracy manifest! I say, nice headlock... are you preparing to accept my limp penis?

Posted by: Drunken Brit on that video at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (UP3E5)

268
Well you can never arrest enough bicyclist..bunch of tree hugging enviormentalists

Critical MassHoles

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (IqV8l)

269 You know who else rested on a bollock?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Too soon.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (HTdUD)

270 Coulda been the whiskey.

Mighta been the gin.

Coulda been the three or four six-packs, but look at the mess I'm in!

Posted by: Wasn't That a Party at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (u0s1P)

271 bollard

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (0O7c5)

272 "Seriously. NYC SiL sent everyone an email this morning to remind us all,
once again, that she lives in the Greatest Place on Earth and we should
all be so fortunate."

SF these days is full of transplants from NYC who now tell everyone in sight how SF is the Greatest Place On Earth. And are vocally self-congratulatory about how San Franciscan they are. After being in the city for three years and still knowing essentially nothing of its history and civic lore.

As for Texas, I was asked at a party how a recent trip there went, and I told every California resident within hearing distance how horrible the entirety of TX is and how civilized people should avoid even touring or transiting the state. Much less moving there! Heavens no! (I think they bought it. Whew.)

Posted by: torquewrench at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (ujwCG)

273 258 OT:

Texas judge suspended when it's learned she's not US citizen

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lnaakhq
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (rUIbB)

==============

I'm betting that she was very much in favor of ensuring that people living in Texas illegally weren't voting in local and state elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (elLTo)

274 Pssst

No body ever menstruates their WHOLE life

Nobody
Posted by: ThunderB


Speak for yourself, hon. Menstruation is a state of mind.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (vRcUp)

275 Police were pursuing a robbery suspect who was also drunk?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (KlI/a)

276 How did he not hit a car first, going the wrong way up 7th?

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (tWydE)

Times Square is unrecognizable....

It is a stupid pedestrian mall with weird turn lanes and blocked streets and all sorts of stuff that Bloomberg fantasized as a car-less NYC.

What a dick he is.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (rF0hx)

277 He was arguing with cops AFTER the car plowed into crowd.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (7uYFy)

Always a smart thing to do. LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (KlI/a)

Guessing maybe the cops wouldn't let him into the area after the incident? As others have said, bike messengers in NYC have a few screws loose.

Posted by: Johnny Rotten at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (7uYFy)

278 /hides the new bike he bought yesterday....
Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (NgKpN)

-----

Dude.... training wheels?

And matching shoes and bike helmet. Nice.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (8XRCm)

279 This is the woman who wrote Obamacare. Pretty much explains, like, everything.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (vV/gB)

280 "Nah, earthquakes every day, wild fires, no seasons. You wouldn't like it. Enjoy the snow, the seasons, the leaves changing. You've got it good in your liberal hellhole."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (SRKgf)

Uh, you do know that Calif. is a big place...

Come up to Tahoe... or Sonora... or anywhere up in Northern Calif that is not Bay Area or Sacramento....

Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (NgKpN)

281 It's time for everyone's favorite game show - Muslim, Mexican, or Kennedy!
===


I'm gonna change the channel over to "Everybody Gets A Driver's License ! "

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (C52a9)

282

Hey

We just bomb a pro Assad military convoy near the Syria/Jordan border

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (tWydE)

283 Bathsalts!

Posted by: willy at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (Ffw22)

284 I'll go with Drunk, Troubled and Illegal for $500, Alex

Posted by: Strobe at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (gbWkA)

285 Did she really say "Are they Irish or Scotch"?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (yL25O)

286 278 /hides the new bike he bought yesterday....
Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (NgKpN)

-----

Dude.... training wheels?

And matching shoes and bike helmet. Nice.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (8XRCm)

The handle streamers are a cute touch.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (0mRoj)

287

Those Russians dont seem to be having any influence on our actions in Syria

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (tWydE)

288 Times Square is unrecognizable....

It is a stupid pedestrian mall with weird turn lanes and blocked streets and all sorts of stuff that Bloomberg fantasized as a car-less NYC.

What a dick he is.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (rF0hx)



It's a liberal thing. They're even doing that in the little burg I live in. Bike lanes, blocking off traffic lanes, roundabouts, the whole bit. Pedestrian malls can't be far behind.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (SRKgf)

289 Car appears to be resting on a bollock.

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Ow my balls.


I think you meant ballard?

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (8XRCm)

290 Are we sure the car wasn't driven by Turkish embassy bodyguards?

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (UubSE)

291 My husband bought a bike recently. I believe he's ridden in exactly four times.

*stares toward garage*

Fox reporting suspicious box has been removed from car.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (PY9jH)

292 hides the new bike he bought yesterday....
Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (NgKpN)

-----

Dude.... training wheels?

And matching shoes and bike helmet. Nice.
Posted by: fixerupper




I pray he passed on the riding romper.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (sNYFR)

293 This all seems so very familiar to Huma.

Posted by: Hillary, experienced bar customer at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (LISuA)

294 We just bomb a pro Assad military convoy near the Syria/Jordan border
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (tWydE)

There have been reports of American/Jordanian Forces moving into that area

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (KlI/a)

295 Dude.... training wheels?

And matching shoes and bike helmet. Nice.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (8XRCm)

The handle streamers are a cute touch.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (0mRoj)



Playing cards in the spokes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (SRKgf)

296 278 /hides the new bike he bought yesterday....
Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (NgKpN)

-----

Dude.... training wheels?

And matching shoes and bike helmet. Nice.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (8XRCm)

LOL.... well... thinking on it... it is the same color as my Mtn. Bike... which I've had for 20 years...

Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:47 PM (NgKpN)

297 Clearly Trump is trying to "wag the dog" to take attention away from the investigation into him.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 12:47 PM (rmVvL)

298 We just bomb a pro Assad military convoy near the Syria/Jordan border

--

Wag the Dog. Trump is trying to divert the news media from his Russian scandals. It didn't work for Clinton when he bombed the baby milk factory. It won't work for Trump.

Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:47 PM (ZgPsD)

299
We just bomb a pro Assad military convoy near the Syria/Jordan border

World War Three will be good for GDP

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 12:47 PM (IqV8l)

300 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at May 18, 2017 12:47 PM (GwIKd)

301 I think it's reprehensible for churches to cover up or
remove crosses.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (qES5k)

I suspect they would agree. Good thing they're not Christian churches anymore, I suppose.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 12:47 PM (fD1ST)

302 Nancy Pelosi was driving while under the influence?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 18, 2017 12:47 PM (LQLeS)

303 299
We just bomb a pro Assad military convoy near the Syria/Jordan border

World War Three will be good for GDP
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 12:47 PM (IqV8l)

=============

Nothing compared to an alien invasion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (elLTo)

304 Jihadi car murder in NYC?

Posted by: Yo! at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (GwIKd)

305 He was arguing with cops AFTER the car plowed into crowd.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (7uYFy)


They should have plugged right then and there. Two taps to the back of the head. Done and done.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (+YMDZ)

306 I don't know about Mrs., but the Mr. must be taking Viagra so he can bang the young chicks cuz he can't be knocking that thing.

Posted by: Fish at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (9goQD)

307 I'm gonna change the channel over to "Everybody Gets A Driver's License ! "

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (C52a9)



Sore point. California did just that. So now TSA is hinky about accepting a CDL for travel.

Thanks, Jerry!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (SRKgf)

308 We just bomb a pro Assad military convoy near the Syria/Jordan border
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (tWydE)


Highway Of Death, Trump Edition.

I like it.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (3myMJ)

309 Chloroform. I hear you can drink that stuff. (You'll probably *die*, but you can drink it.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (xwbuR)

310 Have Andrew Cuomo's hair and makeup people arrived?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (PY9jH)

311 >>It doesn't mean its Islamic terrorism, but its almost like saying someone had too much to drink and went on a mass shooting.


We had that incident where a bunch of HS students decided to take a mid-day break from school and do a #BLM parade down a busy street, and the cops were sent to escort them, and then some guy plowed into the crowd, with several cops jumping in front of the stupid kids.

The guy claimed he had a seizure, but did not provide medical records; when pushed to give them he fled town. Story about the guy just sorta went away, not much (if any?) follow-up.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (NOIQH)

312 Playing cards in the spokes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (SRKgf)
baseball cards.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 12:49 PM (0O7c5)

313 299 We just bomb a pro Assad military convoy near the Syria/Jordan border


I'm amazed they could even find any Muslims there. I thought they were all here by now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:49 PM (SRKgf)

314
Nothing compared to an alien invasion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


All the aliens will look like Paul Krugman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 12:49 PM (IqV8l)

315
Purple Drank Jihadist

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2017 12:49 PM (9q7Dl)

316 Texas judge suspended when it's learned she's not US citizen
===

Yeah. That could be a problem.
===

Rubio adds that city attorneys have reviewed the matter and determined that Burkett's rulings from the bench remain valid and lawful.

===

Oh but it's all good. The City Attorneys Have Ruled It So.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:49 PM (C52a9)

317 Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's not taking whatever her neurologist prescribed.

Or perhaps her doctors hate her and prescribed nothing, so she could continue to shame herself.

Posted by: shibumi at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (BPeNq)

318 A bicyclist was also arrested and taken away?????!?
====


ace?


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (C52a9)

**Yeesh Ace, I don't think 30 days in the hole can be counted as GAINZZZZZ!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (WLK0w)

319 Fox reporting suspicious box has been removed from car

"Suspicious box" is the most polite way to describe Bruce Jenner's undercarriage.

Posted by: wooga at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (UP3E5)

320 So, according to J.J. in the sidebar: Suspect is an elderly man. So, likely no snackbar...

Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (u4N98)

321 Playing cards in the spokes? 
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (SRKgf)

 baseball cards.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl... 


Mets players, who had no value.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (HTdUD)

322 Another one in Staten island? WTF?

Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (a0IVu)

323 "Texas judge suspended when it's learned she's not US citizen"

Icelander?

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (3myMJ)

324 All the aliens will look like Paul Krugman.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 12:49 PM (IqV8l)



I thought that they were going to be midgets, and look like Robert Reich.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (SRKgf)

325 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (SRKgf)

NYC is awful about bikes.

They have a "CitiBike" program with bike racks all over Manhattan. The racks take entire lanes of streets. It is an incomprehensibly stupid way to manage commuting. All for the virtue signalling of about 10,000 New Yorkers who crow at cocktail parties about how evil cars are.

God...I hate these people.

When I am in my late 90s and diagnosed with something terminal I will rent a large truck and merrily smash as many of those bikes and bike racks as I can get before the cops stop me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (rF0hx)

326 I think you meant ballard?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (8XRCm)
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Nope. Bollywood.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (sBOL1)

327 If you haven't seen the Portlandia take on, um, bicycle "enthusiasts," you should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3nMnr8ZirI

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 12:51 PM (fD1ST)

328 265 A bicyclist was also arrested and taken away?????!?
_________________________________

He farted in front of the cop and his methane emissions undid all of good work he achieved by riding a bike.

Violation of the Deceptive Global Warming Practices Act, New York Code Section 623, paragraph 2, subclause (iii).

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 12:51 PM (4AVeu)

329 ...Gov. Cuomo-isn't he Moe from the Simpson's?

Posted by: pahound at May 18, 2017 12:51 PM (TE4v4)

330 320 So, according to J.J. in the sidebar: Suspect is an elderly man. So, likely no snackbar...
Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (u4N9



That was my first thought, but the video looks like a young guy being arrested. Not a gray hair in sight.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:51 PM (SRKgf)

331
Hillary rested her butt on a bollard. Obama rests his chin on a bollock.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2017 12:51 PM (ODxAs)

332 We just bomb a pro Assad military convoy near the Syria/Jordan border

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (tWydE)



Highway to Hell!
You're on the Highway to Hell!!!

Posted by: Pre-Zombie AC/DC at May 18, 2017 12:51 PM (9q7Dl)

333 "...the integrity of our values."

That there is some high-octane bullshit.


Posted by: JAS at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (EX4Wr)

334 It was an accident they are saying

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (7uYFy)

335 Mets players, who had no value.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (HTdUD)

=======


** looks at 1986 Billy Buckner card


THIS ONE GOES IN TO THE SPOKES HEAD FIRST!!!!


Posted by: Mets Fans Everywhere at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (8XRCm)

336 Suspect is reported to be 26 y.o.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (PY9jH)

337 I'm betting that she was very much in favor of
ensuring that people living in Texas illegally weren't voting in local
and state elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM

LOL. Corpus Christi. She is probably the smartest person in government there. The moron city manager said they will wait for her to become a citizen. Young Min has almost certainly been voting so she can be deported as a felon.

Posted by: Lester at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (LfJIn)

338 316 Texas judge suspended when it's learned she's not US citizen
===

Yeah. That could be a problem.
===

Rubio adds that city attorneys have reviewed the matter and determined that Burkett's rulings from the bench remain valid and lawful.

===

Oh but it's all good. The City Attorneys Have Ruled It So.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:49 PM (C52a9)

============

Can we get a lawsuit in here?!

I need a lawsuit in here!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (elLTo)

339

Jordan is the only muslim country besides Turkey that has absorbed any refugees, who dont want to stay in Jordan cause there is no aid, no money

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (tWydE)

340 >>
So, according to J.J. in the sidebar: Suspect is an elderly man. So, likely no snackbar...

Doesn't look elderly in this shot:

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/865242694905409538


Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (NOIQH)

341 Did someone step on a mallard?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (IqV8l)

342 Icelander?

Posted by: Meremortal
===

The Caller-Times reports that Burkett did not return phone calls seeking comment. Her nationality is not clear.

===


I'm not sayin she's an alien?

But she's an alien.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (C52a9)

343 Suspect is an elderly man

--

This...


... is why I hate to drive. Like a ticking time bomb, you just never know when elderly is gonna strike you down.

Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (ZgPsD)

344 That was my first thought, but the video looks like a young guy being arrested. Not a gray hair in sight.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:51 PM (SRKgf)
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I saw the video and had the same thought - but maybe that was the bicyclist being arrested?

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (sBOL1)

345

Rubio commenting on a Texas judge?

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (tWydE)

346 >>>So, according to J.J. in the sidebar: Suspect is an elderly man. So, likely no snackbar...<<<

Luncheon special at Homestyle Buffet?

Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (2Mnv1)

347 Suspect in custody is 26 years old.

Don't know age of bicycle guy but imagine not seventy something.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (HTdUD)

348 They have a "CitiBike" program with bike racks all over Manhattan. The racks take entire lanes of streets. It is an incomprehensibly stupid way to manage commuting. All for the virtue signalling of about 10,000 New Yorkers who crow at cocktail parties about how evil cars are.

And what exactly do those cocktail parties smell like after 10,000 people road a bike to one?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (kUmUV)

349 340, Doesn't look elderly in this shot:

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/865242694905409538




Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (NOIQH)
Could that be the cyclist fella?

Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (a0IVu)

350 26, on his third DUI and now he's killed someone.

Probation and Rehab program, he'll be fine.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (3myMJ)

351 Doesn't look elderly in this shot:

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/865242694905409538


Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (NOIQH)

-------

Doesnt look like a ........ Tea Partier....... either.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

352 Nothing to see here, local story only...Now back to the big story, Trump did this, to the dismay to all the citizens on earth.

Posted by: Colin at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (TTZGL)

353
Holy crap these May 18th global warming snowflakes are huge.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (ODxAs)

354

Maybe old guy driver is in the hospital

Bigger question. How did he find parking to go day drinking in NYC

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (tWydE)

355 JW Blue is totes overrated. My favorites are in the 15-16 y.o. range and NOT peaty/smoky: Aberlour and various Glens. Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (dZ756)
=====

That just sounds very odd. Maybe a rephrase is warranted.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (MIKMs)

356 Apparently Donald Trump is now Xenu... or something...

"President Trump Will Make America's Volcanoes Dangerous Again"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/n69m4r4

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (rUIbB)

357 "Suspicious box" is the most polite way to describe Bruce Jenner's undercarriage.

Posted by: wooga
===


Post-lunch coffee. All over the place.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM (C52a9)

358 310 Have Andrew Cuomo's hair and makeup people arrived?
________________________________

Standby for another condescending Cuomo speech where, despite the fact that he has a microphone, he yells every sentence like we're in machine shop.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM (4AVeu)

359 119 I'm thinking the only person who could have done an accurate long distance diagnosis is no longer with us.
Hunter S. Thompson.

*
*
So you're implying Nancy's using ether?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM (xwbuR)

360 >>Holy crap these May 18th global warming snowflakes are huge.

It's a Global Warming Spring Blizzard here in CO!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM (NOIQH)

361
... is why I hate to drive. Like a ticking time bomb, you just never know when elderly is gonna strike you down.
--

The concept that you might die at any moment when you're in a vehicle adds extra zest to your life.

Like those pricey ice cream bars.

Posted by: shibumi at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM (BPeNq)

362 Where's Ace?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM (PY9jH)

363 356
Apparently Donald Trump is now Xenu... or something...



"President Trump Will Make America's Volcanoes Dangerous Again"



http://preview.tinyurl.com/n69m4r4

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (rUIbB)
That is amazing! Is there nothing PDT cannot do??

Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 12:56 PM (a0IVu)

364 Holy crap these May 18th global warming snowflakes are huge.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (ODxAs)

12 inches on my deck and it's coming down like it's going to pile up all day. Reporting from 7,700 feet on the western slope of Rockies.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 12:56 PM (3myMJ)

365 353
Holy crap these May 18th global warming snowflakes are huge.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (ODxAs)

Shut up because I'm big boned and it's genetic and clearly I have an undiagnosed thyroid problem and -

Oh, you mean actual snow. Yeah, it's nice, isn't it?

Posted by: Manbunned Global Warming Snowflake at May 18, 2017 12:56 PM (fD1ST)

366
Where's Ace?
--
Burying his MAGA hat?

Posted by: shibumi at May 18, 2017 12:56 PM (BPeNq)

367

Nancy Pelosi's tied tongue notwithstanding, I feel in my bones the big hoohawhurry to gut Trump is a great big squirrel to divert from and 'forget' the Susan Rice unmasking info and the fact that it would ultimately lead to Barry UberBama.

Posted by: Sphynx at May 18, 2017 12:57 PM (OZmbA)

368
Fox Business is reporting according to a source that Sean Spicer will be moving "to a more strategic role". Whatever that means.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 12:57 PM (493sH)

369 Guessing maybe the cops wouldn't let him into the area after the incident? As others have said, bike messengers in NYC have a few screws loose.

Posted by: Johnny Rotten at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (7uYFy)


*crowd gathers as police pummel a prone man*

"Why are you beating him officer? This is brutality!"

Cop looks up and says "Bicycle messenger."

*crowd takes over the pummeling as the cops take a breather*

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 18, 2017 12:57 PM (hLRSq)

370 "President Trump Will Make America's Volcanoes Dangerous Again"


--
No Duck and Cover PSA's? It's like volcanoes only became dangerous after the JEF.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 18, 2017 12:57 PM (suO/a)

371 Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM (NOIQH)

I'm here in Centennial and the flakes are giganticus. We have about 2 inches on the ground. A guy I work with lives in Monument and said his wife called to say they had 10 inches on the ground.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2017 12:57 PM (i0ykY)

372 I still love the clip of her back right after Trump's inauguration when she was trying to lead a bunch of Democrats and some protesters in song on the capital steps.

Got completely lost, forgot the lyrics, scrambling some pieces of paper in front of her trying to figure out where she was in the song, aides panicking, everyone slowing their singing, then grinding to a halt, and Nancy ad-libs, "Umm, umm, er, uh, Sing children! Sing!"

I hurt a rib I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: Biergood at May 18, 2017 12:57 PM (v8Lx/)

373 "President Trump Will Make America's Volcanoes Dangerous Again"
==

Puny human.

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (C52a9)

374
Weatherman this morn said Ft. Collins might get 3 feet. My location is supposed to just get 8 inches.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (ODxAs)

375 The Russians have hijacked Ace! First the election, and now this. Someone needs to do something.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (ZO497)

376 360 >>Holy crap these May 18th global warming snowflakes are huge.

It's a Global Warming Spring Blizzard here in CO!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM (NOIQH)

Worst part about it is all the bitching and complaining I'm hearing at my office. Jeepers, folks. It's weather. We will survive this. Frankly I love watching snow fall, no matter what time of year it is.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (RwwCT)

377 Dershowitz and Tribe both poo-poohing the Trump thing.

They will look smart later, unlike CNN and the rest.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (3myMJ)

378

I overheard an old guy talking about his assisted living place

He said there were only 2 kinds of cars there

Lexus, and

Ambulance

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (tWydE)

379 It is NOT drugs. It is dementia. Perhaps the late stages of syphilis.

Posted by: JAS at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (EX4Wr)

380
Police still pushing barricades back. Very strange.

Bomb squad there.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (HTdUD)

381
KIM GUILFOYLE FOR PRESS SECRETARY!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (8XRCm)

382 368
Fox Business is reporting according to a source that Sean Spicer will be moving "to a more strategic role". Whatever that means.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 12:57 PM (493sH)

Maybe running the press office behind the scenes and leaving the press wrangling to someone else? Hopefully a real ballbuster!

Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (u4N98)

383 355 JW Blue is totes overrated. My favorites are in the 15-16 y.o. range and NOT peaty/smoky: Aberlour and various Glens.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (dZ756)

Politics? What the heck? Not even any pictures?

Dammit, this isn't what I was looking for AT ALL.

Posted by: Just Surfing During Work at My Federal Government Job at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (fD1ST)

384 Holy crap these May 18th global warming snowflakes are huge.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Can you send a few to NYC? Global warming causes violence. This polar bear isn't feeling too cold.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (vRcUp)

385 >>My location is supposed to just get 8 inches.


Where is that, exactly?

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (tFeIi)

386 351 Doesn't look elderly in this shot:

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/865242694905409538


Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (NOIQH)

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Doesnt look like a ........ Tea Partier....... either.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (8XRCm)


Is that the driver or the bike messenger?

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (UubSE)

387 Driver had just robbed a bank???

How does one park and go into a bank to rob it in NYC?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (PY9jH)

388 I guess that means Huckabee's kid passed her tryout?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:00 PM (C52a9)

389 Rush just reported driverwas young personn of color

Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:00 PM (sZaoP)

390 Who do speak to about this SNOW???!!!!! I need a manager!! can't believe this!!! This is ridiculous. Completely unacceptable. Snow this late in May!!!

Posted by: L, Elle at May 18, 2017 01:00 PM (ohWrE)

391 >>>>Alzheimer's medication.
.
.
.
.Possibly but my money is on that she had a stroke. She seems fine when she does the morning stuff but she loses it by the afternoon just like my Brother in Law.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01:00 PM (le7jz)

392 >>How does one park and go into a bank to rob it in NYC?


Rideshare


Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2017 01:00 PM (tFeIi)

393 380
Police still pushing barricades back. Very strange.

Bomb squad there.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (HTdUD)

Huh. That's weird behavior for a DUI or confused elderly person.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 01:00 PM (fD1ST)

394 Weatherman this morn said Ft. Collins might get 3 feet. My location is supposed to just get 8 inches.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (ODxAs)


Do a girl a favor. Share the wealth.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (+YMDZ)

395

Bomb squad


This isnt an old guy

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (tWydE)

396
Is that the driver or the bike messenger?
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (UubSE)

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Woorkboots and jeans.

Im guessing not the biker.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (8XRCm)

397 I'm gonna put a Sawbuck on Drunk Illegal.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (tFeIi)

398
*crowd gathers as police pummel a prone man*

"Why are you beating him officer? This is brutality!"

Cop looks up and says "Bicycle messenger."

*crowd takes over the pummeling as the cops take a breather*
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 18, 2017 12:57 PM (hLRSq)

*
*
Exactly like a scene in an Airplane movie! Bravo!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (xwbuR)

399 Maybe running the press office behind the scenes and leaving the press wrangling to someone else? Hopefully a real ballbuster!

Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (u4N9

FBN reported that Huckabee's daughter will be doing the pressers....and they won't be daily anymore.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (Enq6K)

400 Driver is 26 y.o. Richard Rohas (sp?).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (PY9jH)

401 Horrible economic news, jobless claims at 28 year low.

Nancy Pelosi said jobless claims create jobs so this is a real problem.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (3myMJ)

402 Trump's latest tweet is exactly what I thought he would do.

Sad!

Pretty much everybody realizes he's a paper tiger now.

Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (LQ1Q3)

403 399 Maybe running the press office behind the scenes and leaving the press wrangling to someone else? Hopefully a real ballbuster!

Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (u4N9

FBN reported that Huckabee's daughter will be doing the pressers....and they won't be daily anymore.
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (Enq6K)

Oh, Lord, Let this be true!

Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (u4N98)

404 It is dementia. Perhaps the late stages of syphilis.
--

It's all good?

Posted by: shibumi at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (BPeNq)

405 FBN reported that Huckabee's daughter will be doing the pressers....and they won't be daily anymore.


Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (Enq6K)
Where are they getting this information from? The WH?

Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (a0IVu)

406 Sean Spicer cracked under the pressure. IMHO.


Posted by: JAS at May 18, 2017 01:03 PM (EX4Wr)

407 You lucky people with snow in May. We've been sweating here in the Pesthole Of the American South since March, and will be doing that until Christmas. Gahhh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2017 01:03 PM (xwbuR)

408 Driver is 26 y.o. Richard Rohas (sp?).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (PY9jH)
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Rojas. Per NY Post, he got out of the car and began running. He punched a cop along the way.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2017 01:03 PM (sBOL1)

409 Rush just reported driver was young personn of color
==


Turning his life around?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:03 PM (C52a9)

410 400 Driver is 26 y.o. Richard Rohas (sp?).
________________________________

In other words, a Dick.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 01:03 PM (4AVeu)

411 It's nice to see she's just as sharp as she ever was.

Posted by: George LeS at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (+TcCF)

412 Its a glorious sunny day in So Cal - about the only thing worth while here..

Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (a0IVu)

413 Where are they getting this information from? The WH?


Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (a0IVu)

FBN's Blake Burman, who covers the WH, reported it about 1/2 hour ago.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (Enq6K)

414
Drunk, stupid and a raving lunatic is no way to go through life but it's Granny Botox's way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (493sH)

415

26 year old Richard Rojas of the Bronx


Drunk. Troubled or Isis inspired

Drunk, troubled ISIS inspired or illegal

Drunk, Troubled, illegal and Isis inspired

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (tWydE)

416 FBN reported that Huckabee's daughter will be doing the pressers....and they won't be daily anymore.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (Enq6K)

Where are they getting this information from? The WH?

Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (a0IVu)


Should hire whoever does the tweets for Wendy's...

Posted by: @ThePoliticalHat at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (rUIbB)

417 I've honestly been sort of surprised that Barry's Kids haven't begun trying to "sell" situations a bit more in order to cause more pain.

Hopefully this isn't the beginning of such.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (fD1ST)

418 Trump's latest tweet is exactly what I thought he would do.

Sad!

Pretty much everybody realizes he's a paper tiger now.

Posted by: MAGA
====


Yep. Gonna be an early night.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (C52a9)

419 Rojas. Per NY Post, he got out of the car and began running. He punched a cop along the way.





Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2017 01:03 PM (sBOL1)


He was a waiter and aspiring actor, turning his life around.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (PY9jH)

420 Red Dick. That's a horrible illegal name, but a pretty decent pirate one.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (fD1ST)

421 413, FBN's Blake Burman, who covers the WH, reported it about 1/2 hour ago.


Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (Enq6K)
I think it is a good move. Get rid of daily briefings...WH press are too full of themselves and its a bloody waste of time.

Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (a0IVu)

422 >>Worst part about it is all the bitching and complaining I'm hearing at
my office. Jeepers, folks. It's weather. We will survive this. Frankly I
love watching snow fall, no matter what time of year it is.

Yup. This is Colorado. My freshman year in HS they had to cancel the graduation ceremony (1st week in June) because of snow. It happens.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (NOIQH)

423 Wait. I missed something. What happened to Spicer?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (ohWrE)

424 Rojas. Per NY Post


---


Does he have tattoos? Fleeing the jack booted thugs and the mass arrests of innocent MS-13 social club members.

Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (ZgPsD)

425 Rush just reported driver was young personn of color
==

Turning his life around?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:03 PM (C52a9)


Fighting the oppression of the Kyriarchy, of course...

Posted by: Woke Idjit at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (rUIbB)

426 404 It is dementia. Perhaps the late stages of syphilis.
--

It's all good?


Posted by: shibumi at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (BPeNq)
The slurring says alcohol

Posted by: CN at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (2+tI4)

427 FBN reported that Huckabee's daughter will be doing the pressers....and they won't be daily anymore.>>>

Well there goes that SNL gig.

Posted by: Melissa McCarthy at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (r5KeJ)

428 You lucky people with snow in May. We've been sweating here in the Pesthole Of the American South since March, and will be doing that until Christmas. Gahhh.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
------------

So, you're in Chapel Hill?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2017 01:06 PM (ZO497)

429 26 year old Richard Rojas of the Bronx

MSM interest in this story is unexpectedly tanking precipitously.



Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:06 PM (sZaoP)

430 FBN now reporting 19 injured, 1 dead...and might have been a failed robbery attempt and the guy trying to get away.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:06 PM (Enq6K)

431 >>>>Driver is 26 y.o. Richard Rohas (sp?).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (PY9jH)

--------



Rojas. Per NY Post, he got out of the car and began running. He punched a cop along the way.
.
.
.$50 on he is an illegal. Any takers?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (le7jz)

432 The Nat'l Weather Service says Ft. Collins gets an average yearly snowfall of 54.4 inches. Average for May is a barely registering .7"

And now they are getting 3 feet in May?

This is disturbing to me, as there is a good likelihood we may be moving there next year.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (s/EUv)

433 Where are they getting this information from? The WH?

--

Nah. We just make it up.

If it's correct, we're golden.

If it's wrong, we just say we never said it.

Posted by: The MFM at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (BPeNq)

434 I wanted "lock her up"

I settled for "let bygones be bygones"

I got "special prosecutor for Trump"


More winning like that and we'll probably end up paying Mexico to import more Mexicans.

Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (LQ1Q3)

435 Spicer drove into a crowd in Times Square. Huckabee's daughter doing CPR on crotch areas.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (3myMJ)

436 He was a waiter and aspiring actor, turning his life around.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM


Shame he turned it through 180 all the way to 360, then.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (p+Wdc)

437 305 He was arguing with cops AFTER the car plowed into crowd.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (7uYFy)

They should have plugged right then and there. Two taps to the back of the head. Done and done.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (+YMDZ)

He made a furtive movement.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (0mRoj)

438 26 year old Richard Rojas of the Bronx

Was this white hispanic originally of the Bronx or just lately of the Bronx?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (zc3Db)

439 ...is why I hate to drive. Like a ticking time bomb, you just never know when elderly is gonna strike you down.

Let's hope Madame Minority Leader no longer drives.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (qJhUV)

440 26 year old Richard Rojas of the Bronx
===

Sanctuary!

Posted by: Quasimodo at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (C52a9)

441 Rojas. Per NY Post, he got out of the car and began running. He punched a cop along the way.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2017 01:03 PM (sBOL1)



Rojas? Hmmm..could be a white Hispanic

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (493sH)

442 Forgot...

Spicer drove into a crowd in Times Square. Huckabee's daughter doing CPR on crotch areas.

This is CNN.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (3myMJ)

443 How does one park and go into a bank to rob it in NYC?

--

Dog Day Afternoon. Oh wait, they had a getaway driver.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (mQ0Mc)

444 >>Well there goes that SNL gig.

Posted by: Melissa McCarthy


They already have started with a Sarah Huckabee-Sanders impression. And if you're wondering if they went there and made it about her weight, yeas, they did.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (NOIQH)

445 Not buying the DWI angle:

Sky News:
"Injured pedestrian told Reuters driver's actions appeared to be "intentional.""

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (udajc)

446 Where's Ace?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM

~~~~~

It's okay. They said the suspect is 26 years old. And we all know that Ace is 29, so def not him.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (HiDrR)

447 Should hire whoever does the tweets for Wendy's...>>>

Or the Sign language interpreter guy from Mandela's Funeral.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (r5KeJ)

448 Lots of Hispanic Muslim converts. Either way, the MSM will bury this soon enough. The only reason they might not is that it happened on their home turf.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:09 PM (UubSE)

449 404 It is dementia. Perhaps the late stages of syphilis

Relax, peeps. I've just been bringing in salads for lunch. It's no big deal. Honest.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:09 PM (+YMDZ)

450 So 26 is now elderly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 18, 2017 01:09 PM (Nwg0u)

451 our embassy to remain in Tel Aviv

https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/ articles/2017-05-17/ trump-said-to-rule-out-moving-israel-embassy-to-jerusalem

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:09 PM (h/uSM)

452 MSM *waving arms*

Nothing to see here.... please disperse !

Look a Trump Tweet !!!

Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:09 PM (sZaoP)

453 Purple drank.

Posted by: TheseAren'ttheDroidsYou'reLookingFor at May 18, 2017 01:10 PM (uFU1b)

454 You don't have to be a weatherman to see which way the snow is falling.

Posted by: boob dylan at May 18, 2017 01:10 PM (nlbfN)

455 418 Trump's latest tweet is exactly what I thought he would do.

Sad!

Pretty much everybody realizes he's a paper tiger now.

Posted by: MAGA
====


Yep. Gonna be an early night.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (C52a9)

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Keep telling yourself the shit sandwich you are being served is filet mignon.

Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 01:10 PM (LQ1Q3)

456

Nah. None of those. Trumps fault

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:10 PM (tWydE)

457 >>https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/ articles/2017-05-17/ trump-said-to-rule-out-moving-israel-embassy-to-jerusalem



Pussy.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2017 01:10 PM (tFeIi)

458 Lots of Hispanic Muslim converts.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:09 PM (UubSE)


It's a wave of nostalgia.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2017 01:10 PM (zc3Db)

459 Sanctuary!

Posted by: Quasimodo at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (C52a9)




Logan 5: Sorry, I'm only helping girls in skimpy outfits.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 01:11 PM (493sH)

460 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2017 01:10 PM (zc3Db)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:11 PM (UubSE)

461 More winning like that and we'll probably end up paying Mexico to import more Mexicans.

Posted by: MAGA
===

We've been doin that for years.

Mint?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:11 PM (C52a9)

462 "third dui and now he's killed someone"

Er... ah... there is no evidence I had anything to do with that, eh she was drowned before we got there.

Posted by: Edward Kennedy at May 18, 2017 01:11 PM (ngT9v)

463 our embassy to remain in Tel Aviv

Saudi money talks

Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (sZaoP)

464 Logan 5: Sorry, I'm only helping girls in skimpy outfits.

---

stay 29 as long as you can.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (h/uSM)

465 Trump's latest tweet is exactly what I thought he would do.

Sad!

Pretty much everybody realizes he's a paper tiger now.
Posted by: MAGA

_________


Clearly a concern troll.

But Hillary's still not President, so we're still up according to the scoreboard I'm looking at

Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (Pa8uy)

466 Keep telling yourself the shit sandwich you are being served is filet mignon.

Posted by: MAGA
====



Midol?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (C52a9)

467 Apparently Donald Trump is now Xenu... or something...

"President Trump Will Make America's Volcanoes Dangerous Again"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/n69m4r4
Posted by: The Political Hat


At least he didn't blame it on global warming.

And if Trump were Xenu, he would strap the Democrats to the volcanoes and then detonate them with hydrogen bombs dropped by DC-10s. Not that I advocate such violence. Just pointing out that the comparison is not apt.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (vRcUp)

468 Who killed Roger Ailes?

Lachlan and James. Megyn

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (+7/1f)

469 My brother worked as an air marshall for DHS a few years ago. He had the occasion to meet Pelosi once. She was passing out brownies and gave him one. It was not pot laced. So my marker is going down on dementia meds, whatever those might be.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (mQ0Mc)

470 >> "third dui and now he's killed someone"


Did I say I was an excellent driver?

Because i meant, Swimmer.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at May 18, 2017 01:13 PM (tFeIi)

471 I can not believe these people are betting us like a drum, and driving the direction this country is going.


I begin to wonder "What Wrong With US!".

Posted by: Paladin at May 18, 2017 01:13 PM (QGbEp)

472 I just wish our politicians would quit making the promise to move the embassy. it is ALWAYS bullshit and voters are stupid to believe it.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 18, 2017 01:13 PM (ngT9v)

473 Nota Bene: the libs dont think DUI should be a deportable crime.

Hell they dont consider it a crime.

Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:14 PM (sZaoP)

474 464 Logan 5: Sorry, I'm only helping girls in skimpy outfits.
---
stay 29 as long as you can.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (h/uSM)


I ain't going out in a body suit swimming in a zero gravity well toward The Mother of All Bug Zappers.

No way in hell. Not even if the cops say so.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:14 PM (+YMDZ)

475 And if Trump were Xenu, he would strap the Democrats to the volcanoes and then detonate them with hydrogen bombs dropped by DC-10s. Not that I advocate such violence. Just pointing out that the comparison is not apt.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (vRcUp)


Now I want Trump to be Xenu.

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood Thetans at May 18, 2017 01:14 PM (rUIbB)

476

Israel prolly asked him to not move the embassy just yet


Relax

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:15 PM (tWydE)

477 Probably already been said, but hasn't DeBlasio on the record state he wasn't going to turn over illegal aliens with DUI convictions to ICE?

So if this guy is an illegal, he gets to walk? Right?

Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 01:15 PM (Pa8uy)

478 Posted by: MAGA
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ow

Posted by: The Chicken at May 18, 2017 01:15 PM (XoldI)

479 473 Nota Bene: the libs dont think DUI should be a deportable crime.

Hell they dont consider it a crime.

Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:14 PM (sZaoP)

It's not. Not a serious one, at least. Maybe on par with a lifetime of felony identity theft and fraud, but not CRIME-crime.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 01:15 PM (fD1ST)

480 >>>>I can not believe these people are betting us like a drum, and driving the direction this country is going.


I begin to wonder "What Wrong With US!".
.
.
.
.Just wait until Justice Kennedy announces his retirement, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01:15 PM (le7jz)

481 Posted by: MAGA
====
Midol?

Garden variety weak link.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:15 PM (3myMJ)

482 What NYC needs is more hikiomori. Tragic accidents like this one in NYC would never happen.

Stay home, play video games, read comics, stay safe.

Posted by: MANGA at May 18, 2017 01:15 PM (ZgPsD)

483 So if this guy is an illegal, he gets to walk? Right?

No, in NYC he gets a parade

Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (sZaoP)

484 Roger Ailes dead?

Do we know where ALL the blonde bimbos from Faux Nooz were at the time?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)

485 on his third DUI and now he's killed someone.

Probation and Rehab program, he'll be fine.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (3myMJ)



Next on Law and Order DUI, a poor innocent undocumented immigrant is blamed for a traffic accident but we'll find the white, Christian, hetero male who was really driving the car and his racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamaphobic motives for doing it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (493sH)

486 Acute Botox Poisoning.

Posted by: regular joe at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (O50yS)

487 I spend a lot of time in DC and can tell you she hits the sauce. She definitely enjoys her wine.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (sQgZv)

488 400 Driver is 26 y.o. Richard Rohas (sp?).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (PY9jH)



Probably Rojas.

If so, everyone who bet on "illegal alien" start queuing up at the payout window.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (SRKgf)

489 Midol?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!


It's comments like that which perpetuates the stigma of menstruation. To which I already expressed my view to critical acclaim.

And why the heck is it called mensruation when only women have it?

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (HTdUD)

490 Roger Ailes dead?

Do we know where ALL the blonde bimbos from Faux Nooz were at the time?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)


And no, they are NOT allowed to alibi for each other.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (TOk1P)

491 356 Apparently Donald Trump is now Xenu... or something...

"President Trump Will Make America's Volcanoes Dangerous Again"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/n69m4r4

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (rUIbB)


This reminds me of the time my father tried to make me (but not him) get into scientology even though he knew NOTHING about it aside from being bombarded with commercials for "The self-help book with the volcano on it" nonstop when he'd watch TV.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (frZol)

492 484 Roger Ailes dead?

Do we know where ALL the blonde bimbos from Faux Nooz were at the time?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)


*checks lap*

Sadly, not there.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (+YMDZ)

493 Roger Ailes dead?



Do we know where ALL the blonde bimbos from Faux Nooz were at the time?

Don't blame me! I work at NBC now. Really. I do.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (qJhUV)

494 483 So if this guy is an illegal, he gets to walk? Right?

No, in NYC he gets a parade
Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (sZaoP)

Could make for a vicious cycle. Illegal plows into parade... gets a parade....illegal plows into parade..

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (UubSE)

495 OT: now how crazy is this?

Dine with rats at San Francisco's upcoming pop-up 'Rat Cafe'

http://www.sfgate.com/food/article/adoptable-rat-cafe-San-Francisco-Dungeon-11154352.php

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (SRKgf)

496 Would MAGA please report to the white "fuck off" courtesy phone please?

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (FZYNt)

497 One DUI and you should lose your license for life. You watch how the DUI rates drop.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (sQgZv)

498

The stress of Trump being president led him to drink

The fear of being deported made him mow those people over

Now dont you dare politicize this tragedy!

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (tWydE)

499 >>>26 year old Richard Rojas of the Bronx<<<

I suspect this individual had too much salt in his diet and was probably armed with a 64oz soft drink.

Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (TNQMS)

500 I've been posting here for years and have onboard the Trump train since day one, unlike some of you.

Perhaps I'm not seeing the upside of having someone especially appointed to put Trump in jail after a little over 100 days in office.

And what do we get from Trump? A sorry ass tweet about how Clinton and Obama got away with illegal stuff.

I'm going to have to work through my Eeyorism.

Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (LQ1Q3)

501 Don't blame me! I work at NBC now. Really. I do.
Posted by: Megyn Kelly

saw her on a milk carton last week

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 18, 2017 01:19 PM (FZYNt)

502 My mother-in-law had Hashimoto's and developed dementia the last five years of her life. She and Nancy could be twins as far as facial expressions, gestures ,and speech impairment . Unlike Nancy my mother-in-law was a sweet woman and what happened to her was quite sad for all of us. Watching that video was like watching my mother-in-law all over again. Nancy won't recognize people or know where she is within a year ,IMO.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2017 01:19 PM (62eBc)

503 All this old age biddy talk has me wondering, is notorious RBG still processing feces?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:19 PM (h/uSM)

504 And why the heck is it called mensruation when only women have it?

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (HTdUD)


Because God invented it, and God is a man.

Duh.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:19 PM (TOk1P)

505 One DUI and you should lose your license for life. You watch how the DUI rates drop.

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Nah, you don't need a license to drive. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Reginold Fineman at May 18, 2017 01:19 PM (ZgPsD)

506 on his third DUI and now he's killed someone.

---

third times a charm

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (h/uSM)

507 One DUI and you should lose your license for life. You watch how the DUI rates drop.

Posted by: Marcus T
====

'Sup MarcusT !

Isn't that what happens in Germany?

I heard/read that somewhere I think.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (C52a9)

508 >>Nota Bene: the libs dont think DUI should be a deportable crime.


Hell they dont consider it a crime.


In MA they also don't think robbing a bank --- twice --- should result in the felon getting deported. After he murders and robs two doctors, they're open to discussion (I hope!)...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (NOIQH)

509 Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (sQgZv)

And watch driving without a license soar. Just shoot em.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (3myMJ)

510 on his third DUI and now he's killed someone.

Oh, so he is a Kennedy

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (FZYNt)

511 Does anyone have a contact email for Dr. Noel at Vidzette.com? He should look at this and other vid of Nandy, and maybe can tell us what is up.

Posted by: MathMom at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (mSbwX)

512
I'm going to have to work through my Eeyorism.

Posted by: MAGA
====




Meth?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (C52a9)

513 >>>>One DUI and you should lose your license for life. You watch how the DUI rates drop.
.
.
.That was they way it was in West Germany when I was there in the 1970s. Zero tolerance, one and done.

Though usually there was not need for any ban as nearly all crashes occurring on the autobahn were usually fatal to all participants.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (le7jz)

514 I'm going to have to work through my Eeyorism.
Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (LQ1Q3)

Can you do that somewhere else?

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (3myMJ)

515 504 And why the heck is it called mensruation when only women have it?

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (HTdUD)


psst

Jen is here !!! So ixnay on the perioday !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (+YMDZ)

516 497 One DUI and you should lose your license for life. You watch how the DUI rates drop.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (sQgZv)

Story is Vlad ( character Dracula based on) put people to death for simple theft and eventually you could leave a sack of gold in the town square and it would go untouched.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (UubSE)

517 508 >>Nota Bene: the libs dont think DUI should be a deportable crime.


Hell they dont consider it a crime.


In MA they also don't think robbing a bank --- twice --- should result in the felon getting deported. After he murders and robs two doctors, they're open to discussion (I hope!)...


Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (NOIQH)


Didn't Baltimore just say they won't arrest an illegal for ANY crime except murder?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (frZol)

518 Rojas has two DUI arrests....2008 and 2015.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (Enq6K)

519 I'm going to have to work through my Eeyorism.

Posted by: MAGA
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Power Through!!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (XoldI)

520
saw her on a milk carton last week

Posted by: Rick in SK
==

heh.


NBC's Golden Girl.

All the gold.

Where's the girl?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (C52a9)

521 All this old age biddy talk has me wondering, is notorious RBG still processing feces?


Leave me out of this.

Posted by: Feces at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (SRKgf)

522

MAGA is young. The battle is enjoined. You didnt think they would roll over did you?

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (tWydE)

523 503
All this old age biddy talk has me wondering, is notorious RBG still processing feces?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:19 PM (h/uSM)
With all the organic kale she is consuming, she must be a poop machine

Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (a0IVu)

524 And we're bombing Syria again....

Posted by: Joekur at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (nvaC4)

525 And why the heck is it called mensruation when only women have it?
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (HTdUD)

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And the Oxford dictionary Scholar of the decade award goes to Chelsea Clinton for her research into the patriarchy of mishes!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (h/uSM)

526 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (le7jz)

Yeah well you can walk across Germany in a day.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (3myMJ)

527 21% thank transgenderism is a mental illness. 46% think it's not. The article is written to bemoan the fact that 21% are such close-minded, hate-filled religious fanatics.

I'm sure that many misrepresented their position to avoid being called close-minded, hate-filled religious fanatics but even so, given the fact that 10% of the American people are raging lunatics, there should be at least 85% that recognize mental illness when they see it. I guess incessant propaganda works. I guess that's what Hitler meant when he talked about the big lie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (Nwg0u)

528 Roger Ailes dead?

Do we know where ALL the blonde bimbos from Faux Nooz were at the time?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)

*checks lap*

Sadly, not there.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (+YMDZ)


I checked my mud wrestling pit. Not there either, alas.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)

529 Nancy won't recognize people or know where she is within a year"

That ship has sailed...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (MINbv)

530 508 >>Nota Bene: the libs dont think DUI should be a deportable crime.


Hell they dont consider it a crime.


In MA they also don't think robbing a bank --- twice --- should result in the felon getting deported. After he murders and robs two doctors, they're open to discussion (I hope!)...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (NOIQH)



Tell them the guy is a Trump supporter. Boom! Outta here!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (SRKgf)

531

Now

Will they report Rojas' immugration status?


I bet no. And the story dies

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (tWydE)

532 Nobody out here in Real America gives two fucks about some drunk driver in NYC.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (4ErVI)

533 518 Rojas has two DUI arrests....2008 and 2015.
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (Enq6K)


Sounds like he's probably not illegal then. Just your garden variety fuckup.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (xjiRE)

534 I've been posting here for years and have onboard the Trump train since day one, unlike some of you.


If you are indeed the same MAGA that was posting perhaps you went a tad overboard in your initial enthusiam. It doesn't matter if you were in the Trump train from the beginning. I think all of us here voted for him and there's no reason to insult other posters because of your disappointment with Trump. "Sh""" sandwich you're eating" Com'on!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (qES5k)

535 And we're bombing Syria again....

MSM huddles up to get story straight..
Do we like this or is it Wag the Dog ?!

Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:24 PM (sZaoP)

536 Roger Ailes dead?


Do we know where ALL the blonde bimbos from Faux Nooz were at the time?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)



*checks lap*

Sadly, not there.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (+YMDZ)





I checked my mud wrestling pit. Not there either, alas.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)
__________


Nope , Only carrots in my jello pit..

Posted by: IP at May 18, 2017 01:24 PM (UmSfZ)

537 One DUI and you should lose your license for life. You watch how the DUI rates drop.

I highly doubt this is about DUI. Driving drunk doesn't make people plow into crowds on sidewalks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2017 01:24 PM (zc3Db)

538
I checked my mud wrestling pit. Not there either, alas.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)
__________


Nope , Only carrots in my jello pit..
Posted by: IP

Y'all should check the cockpit

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (FZYNt)

539

Oh there are illegals with multiple DUIs. For sure

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (tWydE)

540 528 Roger Ailes dead?

Do we know where ALL the blonde bimbos from Faux Nooz were at the time?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)

*checks lap*

Sadly, not there.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (+YMDZ)


I checked my mud wrestling pit. Not there either, alas.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)

*checks crawlspace*

Hmmm. Hard to tell.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (0mRoj)

541 Is Rojas a guest of our country?

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (7HtZB)

542 527 21% thank transgenderism is a mental illness. 46% think it's not. The article is written to bemoan the fact that 21% are such close-minded, hate-filled religious fanatics.

I'm sure that many misrepresented their position to avoid being called close-minded, hate-filled religious fanatics but even so, given the fact that 10% of the American people are raging lunatics, there should be at least 85% that recognize mental illness when they see it. I guess incessant propaganda works. I guess that's what Hitler meant when he talked about the big lie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (Nwg0u)


That, and for more M->F transgenders than will ever admit it (ie : none of them will admit it), it's basically just doing a fantasy role-play 24/7.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (frZol)

543 per Pelosi:

Quaaludes with a Colt 45 chaser.

per Deep State Trump Takedown:

Even a confirmed lefty can see the agenda:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsVvQcpYqag

Posted by: kallisto at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (kD8Fh)

544 Sh""" sandwich you're eating" Com'on!.

Well ... that Shit Salad I had for lunch ain't doing me much good.

My Red Meat and Beer conditioned body is not amused.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (+YMDZ)

545
Well, the semi annual change of the seasons mice invasion has started here in the dumps of despair. Mouse traps clacking all over the place.

scuse me while I go empty and reset the traps. Some of the mices are still struggling. It's an annoying sound when they just won't die.

Posted by: Reginold Fineman at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (ZgPsD)

546 Could be Puerto Rican . Ace used to blame bad stuff he did on the Puerto Rican kids. That's back when this place was more than a political bitch fest.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (UubSE)

547 504 And why the heck is it called mensruation when only women have it?

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (HTdUD)


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because it causes more suffering to men?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (h/uSM)

548 Overheard at jam session:

Jam host guitarist to sit-in keyboardist:

"You know that really cool thing you're doing? Could you do less of that?"

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (3myMJ)

549 In Canada, they often bar entry to Americans for a previous DUI in the last 10 years for just VISITING


Yet the US is the evil racist nation for wanting a crackdown on illegals living here?

Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (Pa8uy)

550 Mayor of New York giving presser.
23 injured, 1 dead.
US citizen in custody.
Additional anti-terror today.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (HTdUD)

551 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (+YMDZ)

Trying to lose weight or needed more greens in your diet?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (qES5k)

552 "Oh there are illegals with multiple DUIs."

By the numbers, one would think it is required in some locales...

Posted by: navybrat at May 18, 2017 01:27 PM (w7KSn)

553 Roger Ailes dead?

Do we know where ALL the blonde bimbos from Faux Nooz were at the time?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)

*checks lap*

Sadly, not there.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (+YMDZ)


I checked my mud wrestling pit. Not there either, alas.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)

*checks crawlspace*

Hmmm. Hard to tell.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (0mRoj)


Damn you! I almost spit out pieces of apple.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:27 PM (TOk1P)

554 Sounds like he's probably not illegal then. Just your garden variety fuckup.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (xjiRE)

He could still be illegal. Remember who was president from 2008 to 2016....

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:27 PM (Enq6K)

555 549 In Canada, they often bar entry to Americans for a previous DUI in the last 10 years for just VISITING


Yet the US is the evil racist nation for wanting a crackdown on illegals living here?

Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (Pa8uy)


Local radio guy here said a couple weeks ago that it's a lifetime ban for a DUI any time in someone's past.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 01:27 PM (frZol)

556 It's looking more and more like this might be a terrorist and not the simple traffic accident everyone is claiming. From Fox news:

"Multiple witnesses told Fox News after the driver crashed, he attempted
to escape; however, he was ultimately pinned to the ground by five
people, who held him at the scene until police arrived."

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01:27 PM (le7jz)

557
Posted by: josephistan
====

Calling all 'ettes!

josephistan is a young virile fellow looking to propagate the species with one lucky female and give her a beautiful life making him sammiches and running around nekkid together on his pleasure ranch.


Could you be the one?


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:28 PM (C52a9)

558 Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (Enq6K)

A DUI at 17 and 24? Want to bet he doesn't have insurance then either?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2017 01:28 PM (sEDyY)

559
Which drugs?

I'm betting on three separate types of anabolic steroids and a low-grade beaver tranquilizer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2017 01:28 PM (quw2O)

560 chuckling at the Nancy Pelousy drug guesses.

Was listening to Trump, he said Comey testified on May 3 that no one, including Trump ever tried to impede the faux Russian investigation.

Posted by: kallisto at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (kD8Fh)

561 539 Oh there are illegals with multiple DUIs. For sure

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (tWydE)

I'd imagine it's a lot like the two kinds of motorcyclists.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (fD1ST)

562 The Left's only concern when something like this happens is that it NOT be a muslim or an illegal.Can't give those knuckledragging far right wingers a reason for "backlash" don't ya know?

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (rmVvL)

563 I saw Political Bitch Fest open for Everyone Everywhere Every Fucking Day

Posted by: NCKate at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (AUHZ3)

564

Crash was about a mile from Trump Tower

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (tWydE)

565 Do we know where ALL the blonde bimbos from Faux Nooz were at the time?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)



*checks lap*

Sadly, not there.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (+YMDZ)





I checked my mud wrestling pit. Not there either, alas.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)
__________


Nope , Only carrots in my jello pit..

---

Ace is being awfully quiet today...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (h/uSM)

566 Rep. Al Green (D-TX) went before the House of Representatives to call for the impeachment of President Trump.

He was tired of being alone.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (Ndje9)

567 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01:27 PM (le7jz)

There was an earlier comment that the perp may have been escaping a robbery scene.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (3myMJ)

568 MAGA is young. The battle is enjoined. You didnt think they would roll over did you?

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (tWydE)


MAGA has a point.

Trump has done (and tried to do) many good things but he's also totally gone back on more than a few of his most important campaign issues. He thought that he could trade some goodwill from his supporters for that of the Vichy GOP. ANd now the Vichy GOP is showing Trump that they never changed. They wanted him impeached when he got in and they are very happy to see all this happen.

Trump should have understood this when made the boneheaded (and frustrating) move of trying to be nice to Shrillary and Barky after he won. He really didn't understand them. He misjudged the truly low-life, scum-sucking nature of the GOP leadership. And, now, he has spent a lot of goodwill from the only people who would actually stand with him and has gotten nothing in return but a total bullshit special counsel setting out to investigate a farce.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (zc3Db)

569 "Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (C52a9"

It's very costly and you can lose your license for either long periods or life under certain conditions. You also have to see a psychologist.

Believe me, I know an E-6 who went through it.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2017 01:30 PM (sQgZv)

570 Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:28 PM (C52a9)

Do you get ten per cent?


j/k

he's in my area, if you can provide some vital stats I'll search my Rolodex for appropriate applicants.

Posted by: kallisto at May 18, 2017 01:30 PM (kD8Fh)

571 Most states you lose your license when you get multiple DUIs.

I'd bet dollars to donuts this guy was driving illegally anyway.

I actually think DUI laws in most states are pretty stiff, it's just enforcing them.

It's sort of like saying every gun incident means we need tighter gun control.

Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 01:30 PM (Pa8uy)

572
Drunk on power. Period.

I would give serious cash to see her go up against someone like Mark Steyn in a fair, open, unmoderated debate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2017 01:30 PM (mbhDw)

573 Beaver tranq?



Leave it to the horde........

Posted by: Yo! at May 18, 2017 01:30 PM (GwIKd)

574 557
Posted by: josephistan
====

Calling all 'ettes!

josephistan is a young virile fellow looking to propagate the species with one lucky female and give her a beautiful life making him sammiches and running around nekkid together on his pleasure ranch.


Could you be the one?


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:28 PM (C52a9)

Recommend he change his nic since even though I know he's a he, my brain defaults to a she.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:30 PM (UubSE)

575 Oh, the video is below the fold, because the hamsters insist!

We're more energetic and accommodating. You should outsource to us.

Posted by: The Gerbils at May 18, 2017 01:31 PM (DMUuz)

576 557
Posted by: josephistan
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Calling all 'ettes!

josephistan is a young virile fellow looking to propagate the species with one lucky female and give her a beautiful life making him sammiches and running around nekkid together on his pleasure ranch.


Could you be the one?


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:28 PM (C52a9)

I'm willing to up the ante & make the sammiches myself - I'm a pretty good cook.

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 01:31 PM (7HtZB)

577 551 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (+YMDZ)

Trying to lose weight or needed more greens in your diet?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (qES5k)


Just seemed like the next step.

I'm lucky ... big frame, wide shoulders ... so I hide extra weight. Not weight-conscious ... hadn't stepped on a scale in years. But I got back heavier into working out a few months ago - so I thought I'd give a better diet a try.

And I'm a tight ass ... and lunch costs $10 for anything I like ... so there's that too.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:31 PM (+YMDZ)

578

US citizen. Mkay. I am incorrect

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:31 PM (tWydE)

579 "I'd imagine it's a lot like the two kinds of motorcyclists."

The quick and the dead?

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:31 PM (3myMJ)

580 542 527 21% thank transgenderism is a mental illness. 46% think it's not. The article is written to bemoan the fact that 21% are such close-minded, hate-filled religious fanatics.

I'm sure that many misrepresented their position to avoid being called close-minded, hate-filled religious fanatics but even so, given the fact that 10% of the American people are raging lunatics, there should be at least 85% that recognize mental illness when they see it. I guess incessant propaganda works. I guess that's what Hitler meant when he talked about the big lie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (Nwg0u)


That, and for more M->F transgenders than will ever admit it (ie : none of them will admit it), it's basically just doing a fantasy role-play 24/7.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (frZol)

Blaire White essentially took a baseball bat to a hornet's nest when he/she addressed this, referring to transgenderism as the mental illness it is, and going into scientific detail to back it up. Takes guts to do that.

Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2017 01:31 PM (u4N98)

581 Multiple witnesses told Fox News after the driver crashed, he attempted
to escape; however, he was ultimately pinned to the ground by five
people, who held him at the scene until police arrived."
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01


Can you imagine? Holding that guy down while listening to the screams of the injured?

If that's how it happened it must have been five nuns holding him down seeing how he survived the experience.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 18, 2017 01:32 PM (TARI1)

582
he's in my area, if you can provide some vital stats I'll search my Rolodex for appropriate applicants.

Posted by: kallisto
===


josephistan? Destiny calls.



And I never get less than 20%.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:32 PM (C52a9)

583 Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (Enq6K)

A DUI at 17 and 24? Want to bet he doesn't have insurance then either?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2017 01:28 PM (sEDyY)


Probably wasn't wearing a seatbelt either.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:32 PM (TOk1P)

584 571 Most states you lose your license when you get multiple DUIs.

I'd bet dollars to donuts this guy was driving illegally anyway.

I actually think DUI laws in most states are pretty stiff, it's just enforcing them.

It's sort of like saying every gun incident means we need tighter gun control.
Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 01:30 PM (Pa8uy)



Yeah, if the illegal aliens get a DUI, they lose their license and their insurances goes up.

Oh, wait, they don't have a license, OR insurance.

Never mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 01:32 PM (SRKgf)

585 568 Trump should have understood this when made the boneheaded (and frustrating) move of trying to be nice to Shrillary and Barky after he won. He really didn't understand them. He misjudged the truly low-life, scum-sucking nature of the GOP leadership. And, now, he has spent a lot of goodwill from the only people who would actually stand with him and has gotten nothing in return but a total bullshit special counsel setting out to investigate a farce.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (zc3Db)


Revisiting that smug-ass look on Paul RYNO's face during the inauguration, I have to think there was already a deal in place from DAY ONE to get DJT (and Pence too) out of the way so Paul RYNO could take over and push through the donor class's wishlist with no opposition.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 01:33 PM (frZol)

586 All this old age biddy talk has me wondering, is notorious RBG still processing feces?

Yes, I am! And will you all please hurry up and impeach this bastard so I can finally FUCKING DIE!!!

Posted by: The Notorious RBG at May 18, 2017 01:33 PM (qJhUV)

587 "josephistan is a young virile fellow looking to propagate the species with one lucky female"

Reminds me of my younger days in the bars when I was introduced to a young lady in this fashion:

"_____, This is Jenny. She's looking for a serious relationship in the back seat of a car."

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:33 PM (3myMJ)

588 >>>>>A DUI at 17 and 24? Want to bet he doesn't have insurance then either?
.
.
.Or a license.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01:33 PM (le7jz)

589 US citizen. Mkay. I am incorrect





Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:31 PM (tWydE)

Not so fast....what's DeBlasio's definition of 'US citizen'?

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:33 PM (Enq6K)

590
The wall just got ten feet shorter.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (HTdUD)

591

Wonder if Ricky Rojas was muttering things about Trump

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (tWydE)

592 Was out running errands when I heard of this accident. Due to local construction, we had a long-ish ride home ahead of us so as soon as everyone was in the car, I put the radio on the news station.

Would you believe that the only other news story, aside from the Times Square spree, was about a lawyer from Queens who drove the wrong way down three thoroughfares in the middle of the night in Westchester County?

It sounded as if it was intentionally shoved into the reports to make people think driving the wrong way down a street is normal. The same was.y every other word out of the news announcer's' mouths was, " but it's not an act of terrorism."

Yeah. I'm cynical.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (oQQwD)

593 So... the question remains...

If this had happened in... oh... Wyoming...

Would it be a National Story? or just another day ending in Y...

Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (NgKpN)

594 Nancy Pelosi: "Questions?"

Everyone there: "Um, yes. What the hell did you just say?"

Posted by: LASue, so deplorable I should be indicted! at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (CLKfs)

595 She'll have what Hillary's having.

Posted by: sinalco at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (yODqO)

596 he's in my area, if you can provide some vital stats I'll search my Rolodex for appropriate applicants.

Posted by: kallisto
===


josephistan? Destiny calls.



And I never get less than 20%.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:32 PM (C52a9)

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how strong is your hand?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (h/uSM)

597

They dont usually bring the bomb squad to an accident

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (tWydE)

598 Wait, so it's decided that Ace actually has all the hot blondes from Fox News in his lap or something like that?

Posted by: Vanceone at May 18, 2017 01:35 PM (HcgJZ)

599 It's a "story" because vehicle attacks have become a standard terror tactic and are encouraged by ISIS among others.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 01:35 PM (rmVvL)

600
422 >>Worst part about it is all the bitching and complaining I'm hearing at
my office. Jeepers, folks. It's weather. We will survive this. Frankly I
love watching snow fall, no matter what time of year it is.

Yup. This is Colorado. My freshman year in HS they had to cancel the graduation ceremony (1st week in June) because of snow. It happens.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (NOIQH)

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And here in OK we're gearing up to what could be a nasty tornado day. All the criteria are present for one.

Posted by: Soona at May 18, 2017 01:35 PM (Fmupd)

601 "If this had happened in... oh... Wyoming..."

The car and driver would be riddled with bullet holes.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:35 PM (3myMJ)

602 It sounded as if it was intentionally shoved into the reports to make people think driving the wrong way down a street is normal.


Maybe a bunch of Bostonians are visiting NYC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 01:35 PM (SRKgf)

603 Pelosi is coming down with dementia. is she isnt struggling with it already.

She sounds just like my mom does. Struggles to keep a complete thought but pushes through and jumps from topic to topic.

My mom can't admit she's losing her mind but you can tell her frustration when she speaks and can't think of the words she wants.

Posted by: Blanco in VA (By way of AZ) at May 18, 2017 01:36 PM (tGBt6)

604 Not so fast....what's DeBlasio's definition of 'US citizen'?
Posted by: Tami

_______


Someone who WILL be a legal, Democrat voting citizen after we get Trump out of the White House and pass an Amnesty bill.

Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 01:36 PM (Pa8uy)

605 Now,the object of the Left is to make sure it is not terror(or hide the fact if it is) as quickly as possible.Hence the quick descent onto the scene by politicians.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 01:36 PM (rmVvL)

606 Calling all 'ettes!

josephistan is a young virile fellow looking to propagate the
species with one lucky female and give her a beautiful life making him
sammiches and running around nekkid together on his pleasure ranch.

Could you be the one?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:28 PM


Whoa! You can't expect the 'ettes to take such a low-information profile seriously.

What are his positions on the burning issues?

Ginger vs. Mary Ann
Crossbows vs. longbows
9mm vs. .45 ACP
Jimmy Choos vs. Crocs
Catsup vs. Ketchup
Carrots in chili
etc.
etc.

If you're going to help him out, help him out.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2017 01:37 PM (DMUuz)

607 Ace is up !!

Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:37 PM (sZaoP)

608 So... the question remains...

If this had happened in... oh... Wyoming...

Would it be a National Story? or just another day ending in Y...

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depends on if the dead Elk were a protected species.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:37 PM (h/uSM)

609 Also, does he like pina coladas and walks on his pleasure ranch in the rain?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2017 01:37 PM (DMUuz)

610 An accident with 13-23 injured would be reported nationally, if briefly

But yes, being in NY, the scene if multiple terrorist attacks makes it news, as does the number of injured, and perhaps the proximity to Trump Tower,

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (tWydE)

611 Holy crap,Chris Cornell dead.being investigated as a possible suicide.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (rmVvL)

612 What has it been ? 130 days? If you expected every promised to be delivered much less have it delivered in the first 6 months, I'd say your expectations were unrealistic. A common refrain here was that if Trump could deliver on just 10% of what he promised he would be considered success.

Moving the goal posts is fine but you've got them on the back of a rocket sled.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (UubSE)

613 They dont usually bring the bomb squad to an accident
Posted by: ThunderB


If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...

Kinda don't blame them.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (HTdUD)

614 If you're going to help him out, help him out.

Posted by: Duncanthrax
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"Helping out" is an additional 10% plus expenses.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (C52a9)

615 >>>They dont usually bring the bomb squad to an accident
.
.
.No they don't. And that area is still closed off with them still at the scene.

Fox is also reporting that he was a Navy Vet with a criminal history.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (le7jz)

616 The fact it happened in Times Square of all places sure looks like someone trying to make statement to me.

Even if you're drunk, you don't mow down 14 people.

And then he tried to escape and had to be restrained?

Doesn't sound like someone that just had too many to me, but its just speculation at this point.

Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (Pa8uy)

617 607 Ace is up !!
Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:37 PM (sZaoP)

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You're telling us!

Posted by: Fox bimbos at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (h/uSM)

618 They'll have to re-elect Pelosi to find out what's wrong with Pelosi.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (Ndje9)

619 1. Probably not terror.

2. The cover-up attempt in case it is terror is still just as disgusting.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:39 PM (3myMJ)

620
579 "I'd imagine it's a lot like the two kinds of motorcyclists."

The quick and the dead?

Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:31 PM (3myMJ)






The ones who have laid a motorcycle down in the past, and the ones who will lay a motorcycle down in the future.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2017 01:39 PM (quw2O)

621 There is so much ads covering going on at that NY press conference they should call it a fan dance.

There is no way Big Bird is giving the whole story.

I would like to get the details on his DUI and citizenship. Somebody let him skate.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2017 01:39 PM (sQgZv)

622 The ones who have laid a motorcycle down in the past, and the ones who will lay a motorcycle down in the future.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2017 01:39 PM


Membership in the first catagory does not preclude membership in the second.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2017 01:40 PM (DMUuz)

623

Driving Under the influence of Trump Derangement syndrome?

Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:41 PM (tWydE)

624 Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (NgKpN)

In Wyoming the big story would be that the driver found a large crowd *to* drive into.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2017 01:41 PM (sEDyY)

625 What has it been ? 130 days? If you expected every promised to be delivered much less have it delivered in the first 6 months, I'd say your expectations were unrealistic. A common refrain here was that if Trump could deliver on just 10% of what he promised he would be considered success.

There's a difference between having something delivered and having it reneged on. I'm not talking about delivery.

Moving the goal posts is fine but you've got them on the back of a rocket sled.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (UubSE)


I haven't moved anything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2017 01:41 PM (zc3Db)

626 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2017 01:39 PM (quw2O)

I've done the concrete superman before.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:41 PM (UubSE)

627 No Doz to help her stay awake for those all-night plotting sessions and mushrooms.

Posted by: Wendy at May 18, 2017 01:44 PM (bpemY)

628 Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (rmVvL) ***

who's he, another Klintoon whistleblower?

Posted by: kallisto at May 18, 2017 01:45 PM (kD8Fh)

629 I'm guessing Nancy's into pills, specifically opioid-based pain medication.
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That would be my guess too. Hell, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if she was shooting up heroin.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 18, 2017 01:48 PM (nILVB)

630 This is the woman who wrote Obamacare. Pretty much explains, like, everything.
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Obamacare was in a drawer somewhere. It's been a wet dream for 50 years.

The only thing this bitch has ever written has been checks for your money.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 18, 2017 01:51 PM (nILVB)

631 579 "I'd imagine it's a lot like the two kinds of motorcyclists."
_____________________________

Organ donors and organ recipients.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 02:22 PM (4AVeu)

632 1) Instead of her usual Botox injections, her wicked and deplorable plastic surgeon injected the bitter tears of snowflakes

2) Dim induced dementia

3) Alcohol induced dementia

4) In all seriousness: expressive aphasia from dementia or small strokes

5) Psych meds

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at May 18, 2017 02:34 PM (fq4ih)

633 PCP with crushed gel tab black acid.

Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2017 02:37 PM (2mC6G)

634 Not sure what it is, but should be Thorazine.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at May 18, 2017 03:24 PM (+ttLq)

635 RED RED WINE!!

Posted by: UB40 at May 18, 2017 03:48 PM (xVRrG)

636 Keep her in there for as long as possible. She has been doing a wonderful job of leading the Democrats in the House. Another few years of her leadership and they will be a true rump party.

Posted by: Buford Gooch at May 18, 2017 06:10 PM (bOtTO)

637 The train has jumped the tracks. May her nursing home be comfortable.

Posted by: Joe Mack at May 18, 2017 09:52 PM (SEFXb)

638 Percocet

Posted by: Ddad99 at May 18, 2017 10:30 PM (vv3nI)

639 Something that you shouldn't take with Mimosas. In someone younger I would assume complications, but at her age I assume organic damage where the booze negated the medication for it.

Posted by: SciVo at May 19, 2017 01:09 AM (ugFUf)

640 Feeling fine on 714s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9uBPUFaeIA

Posted by: John at May 19, 2017 06:49 AM (jBXA8)

641 A mouth is a terrible thing to waste.

Posted by: Dantes at May 19, 2017 10:44 AM (fVKtH)

642 San Francisco water. It is an epidemic.

Posted by: Ctimbo at May 19, 2017 12:44 PM (8Bh+K)

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