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Whipsaw Warning: Steven Colbert's Audience Cheers at News Comey Has Been Fired
This is exactly what he should have expected, and perhaps did expect -- the left has been ginning up a Hate Comey campaign for six months, recently reinforced by Hillary Clinton's assertion that she would be president if not for Comey's October 28th information to Congress that was reviewing the emails found on Anthony Weiner's computer for possible relevance to the Hillary Clinton case.
So when they heard he'd been fired, of course they cheered. However, they were on line to get into the show and sitting in the audience for a half hour. Many of them probably did not have time to be properly Socialized by "influencers" on the liberal side of things on Twitter, FaceBook, and Instagram. So many probably did not know that the Party Leadershp had declared that Emmanuel Goldstein was no longer a Traitor, but in fact a Martyr, a 180 degree reversal reached by a Consensus of Twitter Scientists in just ten minutes of primal screaming and digital animal noises.Life comes at you fast. pic.twitter.com/SDtbDJ5elK
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) May 10, 2017
What losing the plot looks like. pic.twitter.com/6bMyWkmw2l
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) May 10, 2017
Tonight! Stephen reacts to the day's big surprise: the firing of James Comey by President Trump. #LSSC pic.twitter.com/axuUmFLtSd
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) May 10, 2017
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Posted by: Your Humble Narrator at May 10, 2017 03:03 PM (rUIbB)
Amazing how they went from loud and enthusiastic cheering at the firing to "Oh, wait, this is a bad thing".
But for a moment, they tried to think on their own.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:03 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:03 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: southdakotaboy at May 10, 2017 03:04 PM (JaJ3u)
- The Donks and Their Media Enablers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 03:04 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: tbodie at May 10, 2017 03:04 PM (hJ+K2)
He's the damn cockholster.
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 10, 2017 03:04 PM (Xwyh7)
Thank you for your blog. You're the best.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 03:04 PM (Rsi2C)
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Posted by: KansasCJ at May 10, 2017 03:04 PM (oItfZ)
OK, my inveterate indolence of course prevails, so anyone else happen to remember the incident (must have been June 22, 1941) where some commie idiot speaker was addressing an assembly in America, and was informed - mid-speech - of the German invasion of the USSR, and changed his pitch from pro- to anti-German, on the fly?
Anyway, it is the exact analogue of what we're talking about with Colbert's show/audience. And the ignorance and moral inversion are *precise* fits, not in the least Godwin-esque.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2017 03:05 PM (PjWy4)
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The treatments aren't working.
I'm thinking that they all need "birth control" or "tattoo" implants that release timed dosages of lithium.
Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 03:05 PM (8zWAk)
Thank you for your blog. You're the best.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 03:04 PM (Rsi2C)
PRO TIP: Never compliment Ace. He's best when he thinks he can be replaced by a machine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 03:06 PM (Mouru)
his fanbase of cultists is another story.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2017 03:06 PM (FpZvm)
The good old days before it became the Left's nightly Two Minutes of Hate.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 03:06 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: dantesed at May 10, 2017 03:06 PM (88xKn)
Yea! My chocolate ration is going up again. Thanks, Chucky!
Posted by: tbodie at May 10, 2017 03:06 PM (hJ+K2)
Posted by: MinTrue 1:47 PM at May 10, 2017 03:06 PM (cfjq1)
Posted by: Charley Douglass at May 10, 2017 03:06 PM (qeUgm)
Maybe not so much a joke.
http://tinyurl.com/lx4qxcx
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:07 PM (J+eG2)
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Remember when gay marriage was a silly slippery slope argument thing that only far right wing activists would even pretend would come to be...back from pre-2004 or so?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 03:07 PM (eSx+E)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 03:07 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2017 03:08 PM (HgMAr)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time to every purpose, under heaven
A time to hate Comey, a time to love Comey
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 03:08 PM (Nwg0u)
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I think the monologue is usually at least 5 minutes, and the hate is spread of 60- 90 minutes.
/how long are these shows? IDK. I've got a Pavlovian thing going and turn them off immediately. "Next up on TBS... Samanatha Bee." CLICK.
Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 03:08 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at May 10, 2017 03:08 PM (QQ+il)
The good old days before it became the Left's nightly Two Minutes of Hate.
Posted by: Lizzy
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We can all thank John Stewart for this change.
Had his show never come along, I think it would still be like it was instead of every comedy outlet being DailyKos.
Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 03:09 PM (XjId6)
This is also an inverse Stalin in that the person clapping the longest is the first to go.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 03:09 PM (4ErVI)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 03:06 PM
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Hahaha. According to garrett (I think it was him?), Ace is a machine. He says we're on our third or fourth Ace now.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 03:09 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 03:10 PM (r/0kC)
I can then be just like Colbert, with my very own mindless studio audience at my beck and call.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2017 03:10 PM (wTwJ2)
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 03:10 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 03:11 PM (r/0kC)
Don't watch network news, that includes Fox.
And yet, somehow, I manage to get by.
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:11 PM (zSVEm)
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https://tinyurl.com/ksv2mk4
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 03:13 PM (Mouru)
True - they are hour-long shows.
They usually post a 2-5 minute clip on YouTube and then the MSM/entertainment blogs and Leftist twitter link to it announcing "Seth Meyers' sick burn on Trump's [latest faux scandal]!!" or "Colbert DESTROYS Kellyanne Conway!!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 03:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: southdakotaboy at May 10, 2017 03:11 PM (JaJ3u)
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This far out people are pretty much just looking at historical trends.
Those trends do not bode well.
It's too early to panic, though. Never too early to help. If you live in or near a district that could swing, you can always reach out and see what kind of help the local guy or gal needs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 03:14 PM (mC1ZI)
Then on the other hand, there is go blind.
Shit. Go Blind.
What is a loyal progtard to do?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 03:14 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 03:15 PM (Nwg0u)
Comey was a politician and nothing else...trying to hold on to power.
His underlings where in revolt that he squashed the Clinton investigation, so he came out and split the baby in half be saying Clinton broke the law but no, there would be not charges.
Then in reference to Russia, he came out and repeatedly said there were no broken laws, but he'd keep investigating.
He should have announced Clinton was guilty as sin and the Obama administration wouldn't allow charges to move forward last year and resign over it. He would have become knows as the greatest FBI director, and likely re-hired by Trump. But he played the political game instead...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 03:15 PM (eSx+E)
They film shows like Colbert in the late afternoon, to air late that night. So delicious timing.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 03:15 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Bruce at May 10, 2017 03:15 PM (8ikIW)
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Posted by: southdakotaboy at May 10, 2017 03:11 PM (JaJ3u)
Trust me the mayor's race here was not going to the Democrat. During a debate he said he knew all about the police situation in the city because he listens to a police scanner.
Everything you heard from him was over the top doom and gloom and actually the city is in decent enough shape (lots of taxes here in Nebraska but still). Stothert had no scandals to speak of so she wasn't going anywhere.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 03:15 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2017 03:15 PM (oVJmc)
We're still in Trump timeline, right?
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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At least until the next underpost.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 03:16 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:16 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: southdakotaboy
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It's too early for anyone to know, but something like 90% of House seats are so heavily gerrymandered that I tend to think Republicans will remain in control as long as they can stop the circular firing squad.
The GOP will likely gain a handful of Senate seats because many Democrats are in states that Trump carried by huge margins.
Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 03:16 PM (XjId6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 03:06 PM
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Hahaha. According to garrett (I think it was him?), Ace is a machine. He says we're on our third or fourth Ace now.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 03:09 PM (Rsi2C)
What does a machine need with a manpurse?
Posted by: buzzion at May 10, 2017 03:16 PM (z/Ubi)
One of the factors leading to our situation today, where there is a basic collapse of representative govt. On the biggest issues, the country doesn't want what the Dems are offering and never did, the GOP claimed to want to oppose/do away with these unpopular things, yet in key cases simply refuses to do so.
Knowing - what are you gonna do? Vote for the Dems, who have become (at the national level) a freak-show of racist authoritarians?
The very stable, de facto two-party system worked for generations, mostly, and the country prospered. Now that system is a straight-jacket on the economy and civic culture. Because the GOP cannot be replaced with an actual opposition/reasonably sane responsible party, due to the inertial advantages of incumbency, and the "channeling" effect of a two-party system.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2017 03:16 PM (PjWy4)
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I can help.
Posted by: Fr. Mirren at May 10, 2017 03:17 PM (suO/a)
Jimmy Kimmel has gone completely off the rails. I guess leaving your wife and kids for Sarah Silverman will do that to you
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 03:17 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 03:17 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: southdakotaboy at May 10, 2017 03:11 PM (JaJ3u)
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It's too early to panic, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 03:14 PM (mC1ZI)
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All those races were "much closer than expected". It is never too early to panic.
Posted by: RioBravo at May 10, 2017 03:17 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 03:17 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Zombie Tammy Faye Bakker at May 10, 2017 03:17 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 10, 2017 03:17 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:03 PM (J+eG2)
Yeah, smelled like burning rubber in there.
Posted by: Some moron at May 10, 2017 03:18 PM (C/Ocx)
Ace 1.0-3.0 quit to go automate McDonalds for twice the pay.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2017 03:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: RioBravo at May 10, 2017 03:17 PM (SsblQ)
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It's all based on polling (Oh my gosh! polling sucks now!) that's 18 months from an election.
Whatever. Call me in a year and tell me to panic then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 03:19 PM (mC1ZI)
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one of those hot japanese blogbots?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 10, 2017 03:19 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Zombie Tammy Faye Bakker at May 10, 2017 03:17 PM (7n4KQ)
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Get out of my way Tammy.
Posted by: Jeffy Flake at May 10, 2017 03:19 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:19 PM (zSVEm)
Like so many in the last 20 years (the judiciary is now completely taken over by this), he literally didn't understand his job, responsibilities, or authority.
Unlike the judiciary, however, his ridiculous usurpations and lawlessness were met with the appropriate remedy (though a bit late).
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2017 03:19 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 03:06 PM
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Hahaha. According to garrett (I think it was him?), Ace is a machine. He says we're on our third or fourth Ace now.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 03:09 PM (Rsi2C)
What does a machine need with a manpurse?
Posted by: buzzion at May 10, 2017 03:16 PM (z/Ubi)
Also, would a machine be THAT incompetent at putting up shelving?
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 03:19 PM (qf8IB)
watching Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
kinda works
just go with the flow
it'll all work out
in a weird way
lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 10, 2017 03:19 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 03:17 PM (qJhUV)
Are you forgetting his broadcasts from GQ Resistance HQ?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 03:19 PM (493sH)
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RCP has the Dem generic ballot advantage at +5 which is down from something like +8 earlier in the year.
+5D is normally a close election on the national level.
So the doom and gloom seems to be more leftwing wish casting at this point.
However, if the GOPe continues blocking Trump from doing anything I could see the R's losing the House.
Speaking of which, does Ryan's wife want a job in the cabinet? If Trump could buy him off like he did McTurtle it would be great...
Also, Trump would be smart to queue u Reynold's revolving door tax. Like Ryan and co know they aren't getting cushy consultant/lobbiest jobs if they lose political office.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 03:20 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 10, 2017 03:20 PM (WmgTn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:20 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Vince McMahon at May 10, 2017 03:20 PM (7n4KQ)
What does a machine need with a manpurse?
Posted by: buzzion at May 10, 2017 03:16 PM (z/Ubi)
and shelves, and kaboom and valuerite?
Posted by: Some moron at May 10, 2017 03:20 PM (C/Ocx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 03:20 PM (Nwg0u)
And then I dumped him! How fucked up is THAT!
Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at May 10, 2017 03:21 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 03:17 PM (qJhUV)
He will be forced to blow bubbles in the bathtub again.
Posted by: Killerdog at May 10, 2017 03:21 PM (OBznz)
http://ew.com/tv/2017/05/10/anderson-cooper-kellyanne-conway-eye-roll/
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 03:21 PM (NOIQH)
Comey was complicit in Lynch's hamstringing the Hillary investigation, from the start.
He would never have held that press conference if Lynch hadn't been caught with Bill on the tarmac. That made Lynch set up Comey "to make the decision." Comey didn't have the balls to go against Lynch (and Obama), but he did need to cover his own ass, hence the press conference.
He's done Obama and Lynch's bidding for years, but has gone rogue occasionally to maintain his false street cred as a stalwart independent defender of justice.
I could go on.
Am I wrong?
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 03:22 PM (SIY7D)
He will be forced to blow bubbles in the bathtub again.
Posted by: Killerdog at May 10, 2017 03:21 PM (OBznz)
His boyfriends name is Bubbles?
Posted by: Some moron at May 10, 2017 03:22 PM (C/Ocx)
Posted by: Killerdog at May 10, 2017 03:21 PM (OBznz)
Bubbles: I only let him do it once and I was really drunk
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 03:22 PM (493sH)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 03:22 PM (sH2Lb)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 03:22 PM (EV+4+)
His
underlings where in revolt that he squashed the Clinton investigation,
so he came out and split the baby in half be saying Clinton broke the
law but no, there would be not charges.
Then in reference to Russia, he came out and repeatedly said there were no broken laws, but he'd keep investigating.
He
should have announced Clinton was guilty as sin and the Obama
administration wouldn't allow charges to move forward last year and
resign over it. He would have become knows as the greatest FBI director,
and likely re-hired by Trump. But he played the political game
instead...
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.Comey was behind the perpetual never ending investigation of Trump/Russian collusion. He kept stirring the pot with his multiple appearances before House and Senate Committees.
I counted that he made 4 of them in the last three months.
And each and every time the press goes bananas in claiming this will be the final bombshell, the smoking gun as it were, and Trump will be gone. But he never says anything new and the left keeps hoping that maybe, just maybe this time will be it and Trump will be impeached and hillary will take her rightful place as President.
It is truly a sickness.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2017 03:22 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2017 03:22 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Killerdog
Hey, I took part in some pretty sick crap back in the Neverland ranch days, but, I mean....that's just sick.
Posted by: Zombie Bubbles at May 10, 2017 03:22 PM (8ikIW)
He will be forced to blow bubbles in the bathtub again.
Posted by: Killerdog at May 10, 2017 03:21 PM (OBznz)
Barry: Where is this bathtub at?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 03:23 PM (493sH)
He's also got a bum knee so be sure to sweep the leg.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 03:23 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Paolo at May 10, 2017 03:23 PM (7n4KQ)
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I think we should start calling her "The Greatest Political Advisor of All Time" and "First Woman to win a Presidential Campaign" Kellyanne Conway.
If feminism was about female empowerment Kellyanne would be their favorite person in the world right now...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 03:23 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2017 03:24 PM (YXV6f)
Just another data point of what they accuse us of the left is actually doing.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 10, 2017 03:24 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Skitten at May 10, 2017 03:24 PM (wytpL)
And a total hack to replace RBG (early retirement be upon her) just to make the Thomas look more 'centrist'.
hacks all around.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 10, 2017 03:24 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 03:24 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Al Roker at May 10, 2017 03:25 PM (7n4KQ)
Brennan and Koskinen are right from the same mold.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2017 03:25 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: IC at May 10, 2017 03:25 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Brako, Sipper of fine penii at May 10, 2017 03:25 PM (J+eG2)
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from the creme of the robo-hobo crop
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 10, 2017 03:25 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: L, Elle
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More like Dread Pirate Roberts
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2017 03:25 PM (7ZVPa)
Its interesting that Johnny Carson had a screwed up personal life. He had what, 4 or 5 exes? He was probably pretty lefty politically. Yet, you would never know it watching The Tonight Show when he was at the helm.
Now get off my lawn!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2017 03:25 PM (VgslJ)
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That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works!
OTOH, I'd like to see a President Pence go on and on about how awesome the latest version of the Handmaid's Tale is, how full of great ideas it is, right before he goes MUHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 03:25 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 03:26 PM (EV+4+)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 03:22 PM (sH2Lb)
We hate Nazi Germany
Ribbentrop-Molotov pact
We love Nazi Germany
Operation Barbarossa
We hate Nazi Germany
Tell us what to think and say next
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 03:26 PM (493sH)
Posted by: IC at May 10, 2017 03:25 PM (a0IVu)
What? Epic. Link?
Posted by: Some moron at May 10, 2017 03:26 PM (C/Ocx)
Applaud
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:15 PM (J+eG2)
Please don't clap.
Posted by: Bizarro Jeb! at May 10, 2017 03:26 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 10, 2017 03:02 PM (AtCmq)
Absolutely. Of course, that requires the Kulaks to peacefully march to said camps. Lots of scary-looking "black rifles" say that sh!t wouldn't occur so peacefully after all.
Posted by: Retired Buckey Cop is now an engineer at May 10, 2017 03:26 PM (5Yee7)
Comey picked his BFF Pat Fitzgerald to be the special prosecutor
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 03:27 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: RioBravo at May 10, 2017 03:17 PM (SsblQ)
If you aren't panicked enough, there's always those unfunded liabilities coming due.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 10, 2017 03:27 PM (LUZrI)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:27 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Slow Joe at May 10, 2017 03:27 PM (8ikIW)
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How about O'Keefe? Or the guy behind the PP videos?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 03:27 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 03:26 PM (EV+4+)
i thought he chose the prosecutor (persecutor) and supervised.
Posted by: Some moron at May 10, 2017 03:27 PM (C/Ocx)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 10, 2017 03:27 PM (VdICR)
Obama always released shit on a Friday.
In the late afternoon.
We even had a term for it.
And along comes PDT.
Does shit when it needs doing.
Not when it's politically expedient.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:28 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:28 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 10, 2017 03:28 PM (QQ+il)
It wasn't ideological, I suspect Comey was actually more conservative than liberal.
It wasn't over any sort of investigation into Russia or Trump.
The guy was simply too political and incompetent to be an FBI Director. And when he tried to take some shots across the bow with Trump regarding Russia, I suspect that's when Trump had enough of his schtick.
Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 03:28 PM (XjId6)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
So it's fully done?
Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2017 03:28 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2017 03:25 PM (7ZVPa)
One of the Ace's was even a woman!
If anyone's interested in that old piece of conspiracy.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 10, 2017 03:28 PM (LUZrI)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2017 03:29 PM (Ot7+c)
1930s when the Molotov-Von Ribbentron pact went by the wayside.
***
There was a debate in Soviet cycles as to whether German National Socialists were what communism would look like in an industrialized society - they were aware that Marxism said communism would NOT come first to places like Russia, but instead to Germany or Britain.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 03:29 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Ignoramus
==
Sounds about right to me.
Like I said before, the tell that he was on the bubbele was when he started making his testimony about "me" and "my" and "I". Really defensive of his actions.
He knew something was up.
The position of FBI Director is a shitty job , but it works well when you, get this, let the agents collect and present evidence and support them in their efforts, instead of trying to figure out how to twist facts to fit your next career-enhancement move.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 03:29 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Some moron at May 10, 2017 03:26 PM (C/Ocx)
I can't link - don't know how but do a google search and it would come out. Charlie Gasparino tweeted about it since he actually saw the whole thing.
Posted by: IC at May 10, 2017 03:29 PM (a0IVu)
Just another data point of what they accuse us of the left is actually doing.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 10, 2017 03:24 PM (npdX6)
The Left has more projection than a punkin chunkin contest where they served margaritas and bad oysters.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 03:29 PM (EV+4+)
Posted by: Skitten at May 10, 2017 03:24 PM (wytpL)
There aren't any today... but there is a rapey gay baboon two threads down.
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 03:29 PM (qf8IB)
CommieUSA: Hitler Evil!
Evil Hitler signs peace pact with Comrade Stalin
CommieUSA: Hitler Good!
Good Hitler invades Comrade Stalin's Mother Russia
CommieUSA: Hitler Evil!
Commies is so predictable.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 10, 2017 03:29 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Slow Joe at May 10, 2017 03:27 PM (8ikIW)
We should send you to the glue factory.
Posted by: Killerdog at May 10, 2017 03:29 PM (OBznz)
Posted by: AnnaS at May 10, 2017 03:29 PM (l4l/z)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:29 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 10, 2017 03:28 PM (QQ+il)
And whoop his candy ass.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 03:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: MAGA at May 10, 2017 03:29 PM (LQ1Q3)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
So it's fully done?
Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2017 03:28 PM (7n4KQ)
Stick a fork in it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at May 10, 2017 03:30 PM (C/Ocx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2017 03:30 PM (YXV6f)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 03:30 PM (C52a9)
If anyone's interested in that old piece of conspiracy.
___
But is Ace a Russian woman?
Posted by: The FSM at May 10, 2017 03:31 PM (eSx+E)
I would like to know the answers to the following questions:
Were there 39,000 or whatever the number was of Huma's emails from the Clinton server on Anthony Weiner's laptop as reported in October, 2016?
Did Huma forward emails from her clintonemail.com account to Anthony Weiner to print as has been reported for months?
If so, what does that mean, does it mean she forwarded those emails to another email address?
If she did that, did she do it routinely as Comey testified?
Were there hundreds or thousands of those emails as Comey testified?
Did Huma not do that as the sources said to WaPo and CNN and whomever else yesterday, thus accusing Comey of lying to Congress?
Guess what, we'll never get any answers to any of those questions because OMFG TRUMP IS ENGAGING IN A COUP!!!ELEVENTY!!
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 03:31 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
So it's fully done?
Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2017 03:28 PM (7n4KQ)
Mmmm...crispy hobo belly.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 03:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: MAGA at May 10, 2017 03:29 PM (LQ1Q3)
Huh. *ponders how to get the word out*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at May 10, 2017 03:31 PM (C/Ocx)
Now get off my lawn!!
Posted by: Puddleglum
_____
That was also the era where business leaders were uniformly conservative and companies would have pulled ads and killed him had he gone in that direction.
Now CEOs and other business leaders are where the left-wing push is coming from.
Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 03:31 PM (XjId6)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 10, 2017 03:31 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: AnnaS at May 10, 2017 03:29 PM (l4l/z)
If he does, it'll be someone who will make the dems regret ever demanding a special prosecutor.
Posted by: Jackal at May 10, 2017 03:32 PM (/EzgU)
Odds on a fight between KellyAnne and Lindsey?
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:28 PM (zSVEm)
KellyAnne would win in a walk. Miss Lindsey only knows how to slap fight.
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 03:32 PM (qf8IB)
Steven good. I don't want to hate the guy, it serves no purpose, but I wouldn't walk across the street to put a tourniquet on his shattered body. Someone valuable might need care instead.
Posted by: goon at May 10, 2017 03:32 PM (EaQ6/)
I'd like to see her slam Liz Warren up against a wall and say something like, "Your ass is mine, bitch!"
Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 03:32 PM (qJhUV)
Which also explains why FOX is loaded with catheter commercials and William Devane selling gold and silver.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 03:32 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 10, 2017 03:33 PM (baYK5)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:33 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Rip Van Winkle at May 10, 2017 03:33 PM (4AVeu)
What does a machine need with a manpurse?
Posted by: buzzion at May 10, 2017 03:16 PM (z/Ubi)
We provide the manpurse as a sort of cushion for his emotions, and consequently we can control him better.
Posted by: Dr. Eldon Tyrell at May 10, 2017 03:33 PM (u9OP6)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2017 03:34 PM (vV/gB)
Democrats (who are still running the country) and appoint a special
prosecutor
***
You would think Republicans, even the GOPe, would learn that these kind of surrenders never help them.
Hell, if Trump wanted to help himself, he'd call for a special prosecutor for the Clinton foundation and the Clinton leaks, say something publicly like;
"It has only been revealed to me now how badly Comey mismanaged the FBI. While I have full faith that his replacement will correct the ship, unfortunately based on how we now know the FBI made political decisions to not investigate the Clinton scandals, I am forced to call for an outside counsel to get to the bottom of it."
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 03:34 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2017 03:25 PM (7ZVPa)
One of the Ace's was even a woman!
If anyone's interested in that old piece of conspiracy.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 10, 2017 03:28 PM (LUZrI)
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what a load of crap. But i have it on good authority that he still has 7 regenerations left. Odds are one of them will know HTML
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 10, 2017 03:34 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:33 PM (zSVEm)
Freon isn't free. Yeah there's a cost to you and me.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 03:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 03:34 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2017 03:34 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: MAGA at May 10, 2017 03:29 PM (LQ1Q3)
Huh. *ponders how to get the word out*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
No shit. *fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 03:34 PM (o+pgY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2017 03:35 PM (YXV6f)
------------------------
It's available in Mexico as is Donkey Shows.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2017 03:35 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:33 PM (zSVEm)
Thats YOU! Tell me you're not still using that kind of freon!
*hacking cough*
Posted by: Gaia at May 10, 2017 03:35 PM (C/Ocx)
Posted by: Mike at May 10, 2017 03:35 PM (swJ7s)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 10, 2017 03:35 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 03:35 PM (Nwg0u)
===
Which, coincidentally, is the name of the latest generation of North Korean missiles.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 03:36 PM (C52a9)
Odds also are that particular one bans itself.
After enbiggening and centering the comments.
With bold and italics throughout.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:36 PM (J+eG2)
Steven good. I don't want to hate the guy, it serves no purpose, but I wouldn't walk across the street to put a tourniquet on his shattered body. Someone valuable might need care instead.
Posted by: goon at May 10, 2017 03:32 PM (EaQ6/)
Would you piss on him if he was on fire?
If his face was on fire would you put it out with a fork?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2017 03:36 PM (hJrjt)
because the audience they cater to is EXACTLY the demographic that the
advertisers who buy commercials on their shows want.
***
Ok, how do we start taxing them out of their extra means? For the children of course.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 03:36 PM (eSx+E)
Democrats (who are still running the country) and appoint a special
prosecutor. There is just MSM bullshit all over the news (including
Drudge). They are all trying to get rid of the president!
.
.
.
.One of the basic pieces required to appoint a Special Prosecutor is missing..... evidence. There is a complete lack of any evidence that a potential crime was committed.
Even the tiniest scrap of anything that might be twisted into something resembling even years old evidence of collusion between Trump and the Russians would do. But there isn't any.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2017 03:36 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: Slow Joe at May 10, 2017 03:27 PM (8ikIW)
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yes and it's been increased from 7 kilos up to 6 kilos per metric week.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 10, 2017 03:36 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: kraken
Feel your pain. Just replaced the entire inside & out because my system was too old.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 03:37 PM (o+pgY)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
So it's fully done?
Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2017 03:28 PM (7n4KQ)
Stick a fork in it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at May 10, 2017 03:30 PM (C/Ocx)
---
it's hobos all the way down
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 10, 2017 03:37 PM (oGRue)
No shit. *fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 03:34 PM (o+pgY)
back atcha rick...give it some thought.
Posted by: Gaia at May 10, 2017 03:38 PM (C/Ocx)
Shouldn't it be something like, "I would piss on him even if he WASN'T on fire!"
i dunno.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2017 03:38 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: kraken
Feel your pain. Just replaced the entire inside & out because my system was too old.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 03:37 PM (o+pgY)
It's tough when the ice truck doesn't make deliveries anymore.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 03:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mike at May 10, 2017 03:35 PM (swJ7s)
The Soviets never knew who to cheer or to hate because it would vary with Stalin's moods.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2017 03:38 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 10, 2017 03:38 PM (LUZrI)
Posted by: kraken
_____
FYI, that's a load of bullshit from a guy trying to sell you a new AC unit.
Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 03:38 PM (XjId6)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at May 10, 2017 03:39 PM (C/Ocx)
5/9/17 6:30: Ten reasons Comey must not be fired...
Consistency is the key to good journaljism.
Posted by: VOX Splainer at May 10, 2017 03:39 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Mike at May 10, 2017 03:35 PM (swJ7s)
That old Stalinist douchebag Pete Seeger actually recorded an album of folk songs called "John Doe' imploring FDR to "Keep Out" of WW2 that came out right before Hitler turned on "Uncle Joe." It was quickly pulled in favor of a rush-recorded album imploring FDR to "fight Hitler."
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 03:39 PM (7uYFy)
***
We just got rid of the low-T version of him...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 03:39 PM (eSx+E)
The bigger question...
How do you have a Special PROSECUTOR for what is an Anti Spying case...
NO ONE broke any laws... its not illegal to talk to the Russian Ambassador...
If fact, it was Gen. Flynn's JOB to talk to people like the Russian Ambassador...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 10, 2017 03:39 PM (NgKpN)
After enbiggening and centering the comments.
With bold and italics throughout.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:36 PM (J+eG2)
The four rapid fire posts yesterday were impressive.
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 03:39 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:33 PM (zSVEm)
A HVAC company should be able to provide the freon you need. Still lots of units operating that uses the banned freon and they are allowed to stock it.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 03:39 PM (EV+4+)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:40 PM (zSVEm)
Shouldn't it be something like, "I would piss on him even if he WASN'T on fire!"
i dunno."
I've heard it both ways.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:40 PM (J+eG2)
TURN THE OUTRAGE METER UP TO 1000!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 03:40 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2017 03:40 PM (vV/gB)
Shouldn't it be something like, "I would piss on him even if he WASN'T on fire!"
i dunno."
I've heard it both ways.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:40 PM (J+eG2)
*hands VIA a pineapple*
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 03:40 PM (0mRoj)
***
Amusing fact of the day. In the 1940 presidential campaign, publicly FDR claimed he would never send American boys to fight in a European war. At the same time he had ordered the US Navy into an "illegal war" with Germany in the Atlantic.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 03:41 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Officer Angel at May 10, 2017 03:41 PM (0x/TW)
Posted by: Chris M at May 10, 2017 03:41 PM (eAZVt)
Democrats (who are still running the country) and appoint a special
prosecutor. There is just MSM bullshit all over the news (including
Drudge). They are all trying to get rid of the president!
.
.
.
.One of the basic pieces required to appoint a Special Prosecutor is missing..... evidence. There is a complete lack of any evidence that a potential crime was committed.
Even the tiniest scrap of anything that might be twisted into something resembling even years old evidence of collusion between Trump and the Russians would do. But there isn't any.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2017 03:36 PM (le7jz)
This is what a Machiavellian would do: Appoint a special prosecutor, but write the mandate such that the SP could look into Hillary's shit, and look into her collusion with the media, AND look into voter fraud. Make the dems eat their words.
Posted by: Jackal at May 10, 2017 03:41 PM (/EzgU)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2017 03:41 PM (Ot7+c)
Even the tiniest scrap of anything that might be twisted into something resembling even years old evidence of collusion between Trump and the Russians would do. But there isn't any.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2017 03:36 PM (le7jz)
That's why any and all comparisons to Watergate are non-starters. In that case, there were arrests and physical evidence of a break-in--which started the ball rolling.
Here , there is NOTHING but an allegation.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 03:41 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:40 PM (J+eG2)
If Aufpissengesicht isn't a German word, it ought to be.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2017 03:41 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 03:42 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Thusla Choom at May 10, 2017 03:42 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2017 03:42 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 10, 2017 03:42 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:33 PM (zSVEm)
A HVAC company should be able to provide the freon you need. Still lots of units operating that uses the banned freon and they are allowed to stock it.
Posted by: Jack Sock
_________
R22 is readily available, it costs about $15 a pound (thanks EPA) but it's a very common repair to address.
The problem is, HVAC con artists tell you it's like $100 a pound because its been banned to try and sell you a new unit.
Contractors in the AC business are probably the slimiest you will ever see of any trade.
Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 03:43 PM (XjId6)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 10, 2017 03:42 PM (npdX6)
Get off my lawn, Ms. Piggy.
Posted by: Samantha Bee at May 10, 2017 03:44 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 03:44 PM (4ErVI)
Goes right along with "The only way to prove you're not a homophobe is t......."
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:44 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 03:39 PM (mf5HN)
---
I felt like i was on an assault blog. Started looking for the thing that goes up. I think it's in Ace's pants.
(or where his pants would be if he wore pants)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 10, 2017 03:44 PM (oGRue)
I've heard it both ways.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:40 PM (J+eG2)
I loved Woody Harrelson in True Detective "If you were drowning, I'd throw you a barbell."
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 03:44 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: ShainS at May 10, 2017 03:44 PM (eodwX)
Posted by: IC at May 10, 2017 03:45 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 03:26 PM
--
I'm currently reading a book published posthumously by Napoleon Hill called Outwitting the Devil. It's quite good, but you must have an open mind, since it includes an interview with the Devil that Hill says did happen IRL.
That all being said, the Devil admitted to Hill that he controls people who do NOT think, which is 98% of humanity.
Looking at what the left supports, I can easily believe they are controlled by the devil, and their urgent need NOT to think makes it easier for evil to exist in our world.
Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 03:45 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2017 03:45 PM (FhXTo)
missing..... evidence. There is a complete lack of any evidence that a
potential crime was committed.
Even the tiniest scrap of anything that might be twisted into
something resembling even years old evidence of collusion between Trump
and the Russians would do. But there isn't any.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2017 03:36 PM (le7jz)
There is actually lots of evidence that Hillary committed crimes. THAT is what Trump should appoint a special prosecutor it investigate.
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 03:45 PM (qf8IB)
You really want Koskinen fired. But Koskinen works for SecTreas Mnuchin, and PDT's first priority for Mnuchin is tax reform.
Comey really screwed up last July 5. Lynch wasn't going to come clean on her own about her clandestine tarmac meeting with Bill C, but thanks to a local reporter that cat got out of the bag. Where it gets even funnier, now, is the Trump team is firing Comey for getting out of line and not leaving the HRC prosecution decision to the then Deputy AG, Sally Yates. Hilarious.
Posted by: George Tirebiter at May 10, 2017 03:45 PM (/zyrl)
-
Hollywood blacklist victim and home town hero Dalton Trumbo went from peacenik during the Hitler/Stalin pact to turning people in to the FBI for trying to buy his antiwar novel Johnny Got His Gun after Barbarossa.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 03:46 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 03:46 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2017 03:46 PM (vV/gB)
The argument against Trump, as far as can be pieced together, is that he agreed to not go to war with Russia (as Hillary wanted) in return for Russia revealing that Hillary was breaking the law.
Now, there is no evidence that Trump had such a negotation.
There is also no evidence that Russia was behind the the leaks that established Clinton's illegalities (the evidence points to a murdered DNC staffer interestingly).
It is against the law to hack into someone's email/servers, however the reason we don't have a suspect is that the Democrats refused to cooperate with the FBI.
It is also not a crime for a president to choose to not start a war just because his political opponent wanted one.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 03:47 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Mike at May 10, 2017 03:47 PM (swJ7s)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:33 PM (zSVEm)
*******
I hope you did all proud and told the AC guy to get off your lawn after he told you that they don't make your kind of freon anymore.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 03:47 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 03:26 PM
--
I'm currently reading a book published posthumously by Napoleon Hill called Outwitting the Devil. It's quite good, but you must have an open mind, since it includes an interview with the Devil that Hill says did happen IRL.
That all being said, the Devil admitted to Hill that he controls people who do NOT think, which is 98% of humanity.
Looking at what the left supports, I can easily believe they are controlled by the devil, and their urgent need NOT to think makes it easier for evil to exist in our world.
Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 03:45 PM (8zWAk)
I've listened to it and read it. I find it easy to believe most people are simply drifting, with no ability to challenge dominant thinking.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2017 03:48 PM (hJrjt)
188 One of the Ace's was even a woman!
If anyone's interested in that old piece of conspiracy.
___
But is Ace a Russian woman?
Posted by: The FSM at May 10, 2017 03:31 PM (eSx+E)
Swimwear!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 10, 2017 03:48 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2017 03:48 PM (vV/gB)
Weak HTML-fu or juicing the Moron comment numbers?
We want dick jokes! When do we want them. Whenever the undernood time-stamps match.
Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2017 03:48 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:49 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Puddin Head
________
I was wondering why the Attorney General gets a private jet.
Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 03:49 PM (XjId6)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 03:50 PM (7uYFy)
Many years ago, in a former life, I was finally sent to Navy AC&R "C" School in Norfolk.
I had to work my way all the way up to the Department Head to get them to really understand that they were teaching the System Cleaner module exactly ass backwards. And that even the connections to the system were incorrect.
In this life, a neighbor had me sit in while a Tech diagnosed a York unit.
My last contact with York Corporate was that they would let the Tech know that his diagnosis was incorrect.
Some are evil.
Many of them have never advanced beyond the "Oh, it's low on freon" method for fixing everything.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:50 PM (J+eG2)
And VIA (?) with a good point about Trump doing big stuff mid-week - not on Friday afternoon at 4PM.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2017 03:50 PM (PjWy4)
I'm cruising thru Portland for meetings wearing my NRA hat. Actually getting few nods.
Meanwhile the grin of winning remains.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2017 03:50 PM (wrO39)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:51 PM (zSVEm)
***
If you were to take the current political issues of the day and go back to say 1957 and ask a number of average Americans about them, how do you think they would describe the leftwing side? The answer I believe they would use is "evil".
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 03:51 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2017 03:48 PM (hJrjt)
To play devil's advocate a bit (not sure if that counts as a pun or not here...), I'd say that not knowing or caring at all about politics or public policy is part of the blessing of a properly functioning commercial republic. If you don't know or care, butt out and let the adults run things. That's perfectly fine. If you DO care, then it's incumbent upon the voter to be open minded and properly educated.
It's the confluence of stupid and vocal that seems to be destroying the viability of the republic right now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2017 03:51 PM (AURKQ)
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If it is a leak instead of a compressor motor shedding it's copper coils then just replace the O-rings and you're good to go. Not that hard. You will need a vacuum pump to test, but its only O-rings and nuts.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2017 03:52 PM (vV/gB)
188 One of the Ace's was even a woman!
If anyone's interested in that old piece of conspiracy.
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But is Ace a Russian woman?
Posted by: The FSM at May 10, 2017 03:31 PM (eSx+E)
Swimwear!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 10, 2017 03:48 PM (e1mEI)
********
Eveningwear!!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2017 03:52 PM (wrO39)
Posted by: kraken
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If it's 20+ years old, I would probably replace, but the idea that because its low on R22 it HAS to be replaced is what I would push back on.
Just an example, I used to have a hook up in the AC business, had a unit that was low with the "old" refrigerant, he put a few pounds in and it was blowing cold AC. Total charge was like $100.
Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 03:52 PM (XjId6)
over 20 years old... pretty inefficient. Just keep adding Freon? Instead
of getting a new model?
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:49 PM (zSVEm)
Probably better to fix it if possible. You probably have a much better made unit than are the planned for obsolescence AC units the manufacture these days.
FYI... the furnace in my house was built in 1954 and I have been told several times by repair guys there to fix minor problems to not ever let anyone talk me into a new furnace because they make crap these days.
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 03:52 PM (qf8IB)
At least she is under 30.....
Over 30 and you are 1 of 2 kinds of Dems:
parasite or retard.
Of course you can be both but that requires an advanced degree.
Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at May 10, 2017 03:52 PM (qiZiM)
The argument against Trump, as far as can be pieced together, is that he agreed to not go to war with Russia (as Hillary wanted) in return for Russia revealing that Hillary was breaking the law.
Now, there is no evidence that Trump had such a negotation.
There is also no evidence that Russia was behind the the leaks that established Clinton's illegalities (the evidence points to a murdered DNC staffer interestingly).
It is against the law to hack into someone's email/servers, however the reason we don't have a suspect is that the Democrats refused to cooperate with the FBI.
It is also not a crime for a president to choose to not start a war just because his political opponent wanted one.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 03:47 PM (eSx+E)
It seems to me that the whole story is based on Trump jokingly imploring Russia "to find those e-mails", and Paul Manafort having business ties with Russia.
That's IT.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 03:53 PM (7uYFy)
Otherwise what we have here is just a fishing expedition or in stronger term political persecution.
Posted by: MAGA at May 10, 2017 03:53 PM (LQ1Q3)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:40 PM (J+eG2)
If Aufpissengesicht isn't a German word, it ought to be.
.
.
.I think that was the name of a German Heavy Cruiser in WWII.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2017 03:53 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: The Jackhole at May 10, 2017 03:53 PM (M+Lyo)
Ideally, identify and fix the leaks.
The cost of that may indeed indicate that financially it would make more sense to replace and upgrade the system.
Or
The cost may be low enough to warrant just the repair.
But constantly adding freon is a no-win situation.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:54 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 03:54 PM (Rsi2C)
Otherwise what we have here is just a fishing expedition or in stronger term political persecution.
Posted by: MAGA at May 10, 2017 03:53 PM (LQ1Q3)
I agree. But it was enough to buy John McCain.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 03:55 PM (7uYFy)
I'm so proud of you guys and all your collective AC knowledge. It's an
impressive sight to behold here when someone asks for advice on
mechanical problems. That and the dick jokes that you all excel at
making.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 03:54 PM (Rsi2C)
God graces all his children with gifts of one kind or another:-)
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 03:55 PM (qf8IB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:54 PM (J+eG2)
Yep. You might get by dumping a quart of oil in your car every week, but it's hardly a solution, and after a couple months you've spent on oil what you would have spent on a gasket repair.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2017 03:56 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 03:56 PM (O2RFr)
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Early on after 9/11, Bill Clinton had said something along the lines of, "I wish 9/11 had happened on my watch so that I could have done great things."
I presume that Hillary's desired war made since to her for a multitude of reasons:
1) It would give "the first female president" hard core geopolitical credit, presuming she won of course. Remember the US hasn't cleanly won a war since 1945...
2) The left used to claim that Bush 43 was going to use the WoT to round them up. He didn't of course, but we know the left's penchant for projection. And it looks like the left and their media allies were prepared to take on opposition to their agenda as Russian stooges...
3) China has bought a large stake in the Clintons, and they'd prefer the US and Russia to weaken each other.
4) The Sunni Gulf states have also bought a large stake in the Clintons (remember the Saudis claim they funded a quarter of Hillary's presidential campaign) - they would love for Russia to stop support Assad and Iran in Syria to allow their ISIS friends to win the war...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 03:57 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 03:57 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 03:57 PM (qJhUV)
I'm so proud of you guys and all your collective AC knowledge. It's an
impressive sight to behold here when someone asks for advice on
mechanical problems. That and the dick jokes that you all excel at
making.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 03:54 PM (Rsi2C)
But mostly the dick jokes.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 10, 2017 03:57 PM (UnMRd)
Like that takes much?
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 03:56 PM (O2RFr
I know, right? But what's in it for HIM?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 03:57 PM (7uYFy)
Did not mean to hijack thread.
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:58 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 03:54 PM (Rsi2C)
And how does a Moran Man find a Freon leak?
Well... you need something sensitive to 'feel' the leak... soooo.. you drop your pants and...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 10, 2017 03:58 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: MAGA at May 10, 2017 03:53 PM (LQ1Q3)
I agree. But it was enough to buy John McCain.
Posted by: JoeF.
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That's what is so maddening is they are doing it for the benefit of John Fucking McCain. It's catnip.
If he dropped the whole Russia obsession, the Democrats would move on as well.
But you get McCain and Graham on all the Sunday shows to give it "credibility"
Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 03:58 PM (XjId6)
Several years ago we ran a thread about a/c diagnostics using nothing but a remote reading cooking thermometer.
And some plumbers putty.
Everything from proper freon charge to dirty filter to holes in, or poorly designed ductwork.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 03:58 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Thusla Choom at May 10, 2017 03:58 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 10, 2017 03:58 PM (QQ+il)
And it took this long to fire him. Why? Because Trump is a genius. He knew the clown car would unload the clowns against Comey, only to have them now all have to jam themselves back into the car again. So the left's narrative, is, to say the least a mess.
Posted by: paolo the gay baboon at May 10, 2017 03:59 PM (xVRrG)
Hillary wasn't going to start any wars, esp. with Russia.
First, exactly how would such a war take place? Where? Over what? What would be the objectives? Which forces would be used?
There is no serious answer to any of these basic questions.
Even if one assumes - and this is so outlandish as to be an unserious assumption just for discussion's sake - that Russia would do something big and stupid and aggressive requiring *some* kind of US response, what, exactly, would we do?
Putin grabs Lithuania (again, absurd, no gain for Russia in doing so, hasn't crossed his mind). US move: ...... umm ..... we don't have the ability to directly counter, on the ground. So .... ummm, what follows? Start a naval war at sea? Attack Russian territory?
Ridiculous. None of this is even slightly plausible.
Hillary is a dumb, sociopathic criminal. And very unsophisticated about the world (like so many high-ranking people in the Beltway). Surrounded by dim bulbs and lightweights and Beltway horse-holders. But there was no way for her to start a war with Russia, even if she wanted to, for which there is no evidence, either.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2017 03:59 PM (PjWy4)
A: A shopping cart acts like it has a mind of its own.
Posted by: RKae at May 10, 2017 03:59 PM (i3rHh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2017 03:35 PM (YXV6f)
Also, we need to remember that ace's mother reads the blog, so we can't call him a homo. Very often.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 03:59 PM (sH2Lb)
Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 10, 2017 04:00 PM (dnRGI)
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Remember when the fact the people we were dealing with in Afghanistan and Iraq weren't pure snowflakes was a big deal? Or even earlier the various anti-communists the US worked with in the Reagan years?
Oddly McCain/Obama funding and arming ISIS is not however...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 04:00 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 10, 2017 04:00 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Cheri at May 10, 2017 04:00 PM (oiNtH)
Yes. The Left has politicized everything, which is all kinds of bad. Sports, late-night talk shows, most entertainment-- most used to be apolitical, but now deciding where to eat is a political act.
It's tiresome.
Posted by: Lance (of the shifting hash) McCormick at May 10, 2017 04:00 PM (UWw/8)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 04:01 PM (zSVEm)
Hear about the HVAC repairman who sprayed soap on his dick? He was checking for leaks.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 04:01 PM (EV+4+)
Then you realize that the left loves them some Soros, who is a businessman.
So it's not just the fact that he's a businessman.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 04:01 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 03:50 PM (7uYFy)
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Yes, Hillary's campaign team came up with a plan to separate Trump from some of his supporters , he was a Russian stooge. This required Hillary to be gung ho anti Russian, to the point of basically campaigning on war with Russia.
So anybody associated with Trump's campaign with any association with Russians, whether private or governmental became a target as "proof" that Trump was a Russian stooge.
Posted by: MAGA at May 10, 2017 04:01 PM (LQ1Q3)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 04:02 PM (r/0kC)
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Without a doubt.
But you can't explain that to people who don't believe in "evil."
Their religion is "tolerance," including tolerance of evil.
Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 04:02 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 04:00 PM (eSx+E)
Okay, but who would spill the beans on that? If he keeps poking Trump with a stick maybe Trump will see that the info gets out....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 04:02 PM (7uYFy)
It's where moral reprobates and mental midgets go to thrive.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2017 04:03 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: kraken
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Maybe it's like the Smurfs: there's just one Ewokette.
Posted by: RKae at May 10, 2017 04:03 PM (i3rHh)
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Hollywood blacklist victim and home town hero Dalton Trumbo went from peacenik during the Hitler/Stalin pact to turning people in to the FBI for trying to buy his antiwar novel Johnny Got His Gun after Barbarossa.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 03:46 PM (Nwg0u)
But but but McCarthy. And Joe was right all along
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 04:03 PM (493sH)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 04:02 PM (r/0kC)
He wasn't a candidate (read "threat") then, so of course they loved him. See, e.g., John McCain for how to go in and out of favor - and then back in favor - with the Left without even trying.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 04:03 PM (SRKgf)
It's the confluence of stupid and vocal that seems to be destroying the viability of the republic right now.
***
I don't see how you can have a country where the body politic is split like it is - with half of country (the left) believing the other half are irredeemable deplorables that need to be forced to submit to their will.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 04:03 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 04:03 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 04:02 PM (r/0kC)
YouTube Comedy Central's "Roast of Donald Trump" from 2011. No one mentions this anymore. Watch it and you'll see why.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 04:04 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 10, 2017 04:04 PM (b9OGs)
Yes. The Left has politicized everything, which is all kinds of bad. Sports, late-night talk shows, most entertainment-- most used to be apolitical, but now deciding where to eat is a political act.
It's tiresome.
Posted by: Lance (of the shifting hash) McCormick at May 10, 2017 04:00 PM (UWw/
The new snark about complaining about politicizing All The Things is "oh so you want a safe space".
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 04:05 PM (mf5HN)
"The speech had been proceeding for perhaps twenty minutes when a messenger hurried on to the platform and a scrap of paper was slipped into the speaker's hand. He unrolled and read it without pausing in his speech. Nothing altered in his voice or manner, or in the content of what he was saying, but suddenly the names were different. Without words said, a wave of understanding rippled through the crowd. Oceania was at war with Eastasia! The next moment there was a tremendous commotion. The banners and posters with which the square was decorated were all wrong! Quite half of them had the wrong faces on them. It was sabotage! The agents of Goldstein had been at work! There was a riotous interlude while posters were ripped from the walls, banners torn to shreds and trampled underfoot."
- George Orwell, 1984
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at May 10, 2017 04:05 PM (i6shs)
So anybody associated with Trump's campaign with any association with Russians, whether private or governmental became a target as "proof" that Trump was a Russian stooge.
Posted by: MAGA
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Also, Trump didn't sufficiently condemn Putin when asked and the whole GOP was jumping all over him about it.
So it was a useful narrative that Trump=Russian agent to show Trump really was unacceptable even to his fellow Republicans.
Nevermind Obama mocking Romney over his stance against Putin or that Obama was caught on a hot mic saying he would remove missle shields for them. Hillary never took issue with that.
Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 04:05 PM (XjId6)
Crowd-sourcing, Army of Davids... Yeah, the Horde is awesome.
As for war with Russia-- Hillary! had called for a no-fly zone over Syria, and if the Russians called her bluff? War, maybe. Enforcing a no-fly zone sometimes involves shooting down planes. That'd be a serious escalation.
But she was probably just trying to sound tough and hadn't considered the implications
Posted by: Lance (of the shifting hash) McCormick at May 10, 2017 04:05 PM (UWw/8)
Troll a semi-celebrity on Twitter
without being "caught."
My plan, so far, is to
-- Create a new Twitter account just for this purpose, with some random username.
-- Use that Twitter account to tweet about/at this ludicrous SJW semi-celebrity.
-- Do so in such a way that the semi-celebrity will take notice or unavoidably see these tweets.
-- And finally, do all this is such a way that the semi-celebrity, should s/he get particularly annoyed, can't command Twitter Inc. to "out" me by suppling my IP address to him/her.
Any suggestions?
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 04:05 PM (DQ4Fv)
Nothing to do with being a businessman. As pointed out above, they love Soros, the Pritzkers, etc. It's to do with being a threat to Leftist hegemony.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 04:06 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 04:06 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mike at May 10, 2017 04:06 PM (swJ7s)
with a stick maybe Trump will see that the info gets out....
***
I think the problem in spilling the beans is that Obama funded groups allied with groups that are part of ISIS.
If you "spill the beans" the FSM will claim Trump is leaking national intelligence and say Obama never send a check that said "payable to ISIS" so he is innocent!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 04:06 PM (eSx+E)
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"Not fish scale. Snake scale!"
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 04:06 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Wontsubmit at May 10, 2017 04:07 PM (122Gu)
So anybody associated with Trump's campaign with any association with Russians, whether private or governmental became a target as "proof" that Trump was a Russian stooge.
Binders of Russians.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 04:07 PM (SRKgf)
When close to real power she can do stupid things -- like Libya. Like enabling Baby ISIS.
She talked about being aggressive against Assad which means she could have blundered her way into a military incident in Syria. Might not have been a big hot war, but it could have been bad.
There's all sorts of other things she could have fucked up militarily.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 04:07 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 04:07 PM (zSVEm)
- George Orwell, 1984
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Not gonna lie - that sent a little chill down my spine.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 04:07 PM (vg8iE)
The entire new media generation is a bunch of third rate english majors trying their best to secure their future by being Winston.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 10, 2017 04:07 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Mike at May 10, 2017 03:47 PM (swJ7s)
Thomas More: Why
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 04:08 PM (493sH)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 03:01 PM (zSVEm)
I'm probably more of a Crown Loyalist.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 10, 2017 04:08 PM (hNICT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2017 04:08 PM (vV/gB)
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Johnny was a sad man. Really bad, probably bipolar, Mom who was cruel. Messed him up and he knew it.
Posted by: paolo the gay baboon at May 10, 2017 04:08 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: agent cooper at May 10, 2017 04:08 PM (INRVS)
Any suggestions?
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 04:05 PM (DQ4Fv)
I thought that was just called ... "Using Twitter."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2017 04:08 PM (AURKQ)
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Same way a female cop will whip her gun out to deal with a 120lb. bicycle thief who's had 2 beers.
Posted by: RKae at May 10, 2017 04:09 PM (i3rHh)
I'm probably more of a Crown Loyalist.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 10, 2017 04:08 PM (hNICT)
I first read that as Crown Royalist--which makes sense to me.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2017 04:09 PM (hJrjt)
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It means he's full of fucking shit and just wants to GD attention. What a pathetic, horrible, useless old man.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 04:09 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 04:06 PM (O2RFr)
I saw that this morning and i was all WTF? If he knows something, out with it. Put up or shut up.
He has really turned into an embittered, jealous old POS.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 04:09 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 04:09 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 10, 2017 04:10 PM (57R5r)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2017 04:09 PM (hJrjt)
And Royal Crown is still the best cola around....if you can find it.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 04:10 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: It's Me donna
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Maybe he's so senile he forgot the "golden showers" doussier he passed on to the FBI made him a laughingstock?
Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 04:10 PM (XjId6)
Any suggestions?
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 04:05 PM (DQ4Fv)
I thought that was just called ... "Using Twitter."
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Well, see I've never done Twitter, so I wouldn't know that.
My main concern is the "doxxing" part -- how aggressive/abusive must one become for Twitter to feel justified in doxxing you to the victim of your snark?
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 04:10 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2017 04:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 10, 2017 04:11 PM (npdX6)
"The speech had been proceeding for perhaps twenty minutes when a messenger hurried on to the platform and a scrap of paper was slipped into the speaker's hand. He unrolled and read it without pausing in his speech. Nothing altered in his voice or manner, or in the content of what he was saying, but suddenly the names were different. Without words said, a wave of understanding rippled through the crowd. Oceania was at war with Eastasia! The next moment there was a tremendous commotion. The banners and posters with which the square was decorated were all wrong! Quite half of them had the wrong faces on them. It was sabotage! The agents of Goldstein had been at work! There was a riotous interlude while posters were ripped from the walls, banners torn to shreds and trampled underfoot."
- George Orwell, 1984
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at May 10, 2017 04:05 PM (i6shs)
It's a lovely little book, and it's been decades since I read it, but really, the real thing is more telling of how this current thing is reflected in it.
In other words, everyone who loved Comey last year, then hated him this year, and now love him again, that was what the Soviets did. In 1941. They had to. Pretty much overnight, and their lackeys in the Western media scooped it up, and swore up and down that they had always been opposed to Nazi Germany.
Eh, no.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2017 04:12 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 04:07 PM (zSVEm)
B is for Bill.
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 04:12 PM (mf5HN)
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And what's more, they know they're doing exactly that and they don't care. They KNOW their insane base will lap it up like lube off of Barry's sphincter. It's fucking ridiculous and terrifying.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 04:12 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: RKae at May 10, 2017 04:03 PM (i3rHh)
She's very tired.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 04:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 04:13 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2017 04:13 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 04:13 PM (EV+4+)
My main concern is the "doxxing" part -- how aggressive/abusive must one become for Twitter to feel justified in doxxing you to the victim of your snark?
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 04:10 PM (DQ4Fv)
I have no idea, honestly. From the short time i used that platform, all I could tell was that it's basically a free-for-all until the wrong sjw gets miffed at you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2017 04:14 PM (AURKQ)
( Although I doubt it's taught much nowadays).
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 04:14 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 10, 2017 04:15 PM (b9OGs)
Someone should bring that and the Keating 5 stuff up.. Run with it......
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 04:15 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2017 04:15 PM (7ZVPa)
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Crash McCain ?
He was hallucinating about Kruschev.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 04:15 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 10, 2017 04:15 PM (57R5r)
It's tiresome.
Posted by: Lance (of the shifting hash) McCormick at May 10, 2017 04:00 PM (UWw/
The new snark about complaining about politicizing All The Things is "oh so you want a safe space"
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The correct answer to all of this is to turn it off, and let the advertisers of said programs know that you have turned off the programs and will not be buying their products ever again.
The media only exists to run ads. Take away their ad money and they have no income.
Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 04:15 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: Him at May 10, 2017 04:16 PM (4ke74)
( Although I doubt it's taught much nowadays).
========
It really is an excellent book. I re-read it as an adult and ripped through it in a couple hours. It was much more engrossing. It should be read along with Animal Farm and Brave New World.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 04:16 PM (vg8iE)
Just now, while reading this thread, I went over to my email program and checked it, and got an email from a client/semi-friend/colleague type person who thinks (mistakenly) that we're sorta buddies, and she had this line in her email (verbatim):
"I have much so rage against Trump and his minions that I am thankfully getting acupuncture weekly for that. The sessions calm me down only for an hour or two, but very quickly the rage returns even stronger, as if suppressing it makes it build up. Not sure how I will be able to handle this for much longer. If not acupuncture, then what?"
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 04:16 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 04:12 PM (mf5HN)
Okay, think I got half of it... This is fun!!!
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 04:16 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2017 04:15 PM (7ZVPa)
Nope.
R is for Read.
Though, hmmm, R for Repeal does work in some contexts but the usage is RTFBYMFMF is Read.
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 04:16 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2017 04:16 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 04:10 PM (DQ4Fv)
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Rogue underlings who work in the Cincinnati office will email your junk to the wrong sorts of people. Totally rogue.
Posted by: paolo the gay baboon at May 10, 2017 04:16 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: huerfano at May 10, 2017 04:16 PM (TO4Og)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 04:16 PM (r/0kC)
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Oh, it's OK. That's just me.
Posted by: Kuato at May 10, 2017 04:17 PM (vg8iE)
Oddly McCain/Obama funding and arming ISIS is not however..."
That's because those earlier groups were trying to kill non-Americans. That made them bad.
ISIS wants to kill Americans. So no big whoop as far as the Left is concerned.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 10, 2017 04:17 PM (s7vJs)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 04:16 PM (zSVEm)
Hey, now, knowing what the Fs are for isn't really a challenge.
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 04:17 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 04:18 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2017 04:15 PM (7ZVPa)
Nope.
R is for Read.
Though, hmmm, R for Repeal does work in some contexts but the usage is RTFBYMFMF is Read.
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 04:16 PM (mf5HN)
To be pedantic, you repeal laws, not bills.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 04:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 04:12 PM (mf5HN)
Okay, think I got half of it... This is fun!!!
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 04:16 PM (zSVEm)
Read the fucking bill you mother fucking mother fuckers.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 04:18 PM (EV+4+)
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Trepanation. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 04:18 PM (C52a9)
Eh, no.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2017 04:12 PM (TOk1P)
Years ago I work with a guy from China who said before Nixon came America was the worst thing ever. After it was announced Nixon was coming over night America was wonderful
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 04:18 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 10, 2017 04:18 PM (57R5r)
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Umm, lets see, I have an opening first Tuesdays of the month from 3 - 4pm. How's that work for you?
Posted by: paolo the gay baboon at May 10, 2017 04:19 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: It's Me donna
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He's VERY sensitive to that attack.
I "know a guy" that ran one of his opponents campaigns and basically got a personalized threat not to go down that road.
Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 04:19 PM (XjId6)
So it's not just the fact that he's a businessman.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 04:01 PM (J+eG2)
Mention Soros to a leftist and you'll see that many if not most do not even know who he is. It's as if he were wearing an invisible cloak. Also, if they DO know who he is, they give a pass because he stands for all the bilge they love.
The left is just a giant clique.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 10, 2017 04:19 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2017 04:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 04:20 PM (J+eG2)
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I've heard good things about electro-shock therapy...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2017 04:20 PM (AURKQ)
"I have much so rage against Trump and his minions that I am thankfully getting acupuncture weekly for that. The sessions calm me down only for an hour or two, but very quickly the rage returns even stronger, as if suppressing it makes it build up. Not sure how I will be able to handle this for much longer. If not acupuncture, then what?"
--
"I'm so sorry, but it seems like you're lining yourself up for a massive, life ending rage stroke. On the positive side, once you pass, you'll be with Che, Ted Kennedy and Marx."
/yeah, you probably can't say that...
Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 04:20 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 04:18 PM (EV+4+)
If the Power Ball ever gets up over a hall a billion and if I win the whole thing, then, by the insanity of Cthulhu, I will blow a chunk of it on trying to get the RTFBYMFMF amendment passed.
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 04:20 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 04:17 PM (mf5HN)
Fun stuff. Creative Nic'ery. For morons. Like me.
Thankee ma'am
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 04:20 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 10, 2017 04:20 PM (b9OGs)
Get off my lawn.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
I had a high school English teacher who was so double-reverse subversive that he assigned us to all read "Athem" by Ayn Rand -- the most devastating allegorical condemnation of communism ever written.
This, mind you, was in a super-"progressive" left-leaning inner-city school, where all the other teachers and assignments were typical identity-politics and leftist garbage.
I still love that teacher for his bravery. The book blew everyone's mind, and affects me to this day.
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 04:21 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 04:10 PM (DQ4Fv)
++++
I have never set up a twitter account, so take this with a grain of salt. But, if you don't give twitter any real info, then they can't dox you. They can only out the character you have created.
So, make a new email address at one of the webmail joints. Conceal your ip address by using an vpn (there are open/free ones). Any questions they ask you when setting up the account, give them answers that correspond to your character, nothing that matches the real you.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 10, 2017 04:21 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 04:21 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 04:21 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 04:18 PM
Once again, the Horde is the source of interesting information that is not rapey-baboon related.
Thanks for the new word Mortimer!
Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 04:21 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 04:22 PM (qf8IB)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 04:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 04:22 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at May 10, 2017 04:23 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: zombie
"How about a religion with an actual chance at happiness and redemption?"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2017 04:23 PM (udajc)
Thankee ma'am
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 04:20 PM (zSVEm)
One does one's humble best.
Seriously, though, that bills are voted on when it is not physically possible for any of the people voting on the bill to have read the bill makes my eye twitch even more than seeing a spider covered squirrel.
This should be a non-partisan issue. Read. The. Bill. Read it. Seriously, if that's asking too much of Our Betters, then we deserve every bit of the looking inevitable future.
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 04:23 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 10, 2017 04:23 PM (PvCxa)
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I may be giving Trump too much credit, but it looks as though he left Comey in office long enough to be vilified by the Hillary and the Left for costing her the election, then shitcanned him so they then had to reverse polarity on a dime and hold him out as a martyr, and thereby kick their own credibility in the balls.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 04:24 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 10, 2017 04:24 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 04:24 PM (J+eG2)
So, make a new email address at one of the webmail joints. Conceal your ip address by using an vpn (there are open/free ones). Any questions they ask you when setting up the account, give them answers that correspond to your character, nothing that matches the real you.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
Thx! Especially the "vpn" part (whatever that is). Have to look it up.
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 04:24 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 04:23 PM (mf5HN)
Each congresscritter should have to pass a test on the bill before being able to vote for the bill.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2017 04:24 PM (AURKQ)
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Suggest an intervention to reverse the brainwashing.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2017 04:24 PM (7ZVPa)
Trump is a capitalist who wants to make money and is doing so, hire people to work for him and pay them well for the work they do.
Soros is a Fascist and wants political power so he can take wealth from those who have it, for political reasons; i.e. he wants power so he can get the money. He uses money to get more political power.
Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 10, 2017 04:24 PM (FvR1t)
possible for any of the people voting on the bill to have read the bill
makes my eye twitch even more than seeing a spider covered squirrel.
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Pause... you have seen a spider covered squirrel?
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 04:25 PM (qf8IB)
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 04:16 PM (DQ4Fv)
Instead of pushing those little pins in a few mm have her therapist use a KBar up to the hilt--anxiety problems solved!
Posted by: Keith at May 10, 2017 04:26 PM (USf3s)
Bombay Sapphire.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 10, 2017 04:26 PM (x3uSY)
Posted by: shibumi
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You're quite welcome.
We are running a special on the 1/2 burr holes this week.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 04:26 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2017 04:27 PM (FhXTo)
checked it, and got an email from a client/semi-friend/colleague type
person who thinks (mistakenly) that we're sorta buddies, and she had
this line in her email (verbatim):
"I have much so rage against Trump and his minions that I am
thankfully getting acupuncture weekly for that. The sessions calm me
down only for an hour or two, but very quickly the rage returns even
stronger, as if suppressing it makes it build up. Not sure how I will be
able to handle this for much longer. If not acupuncture, then what?"
.
.
.A heavy dose of Lithium?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2017 04:27 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 10, 2017 04:20 PM (b9OGs)
I didn't like Atlas Shrugged.
I loved the Brothers Karamazov.
The Rooskies produced some great writers.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 10, 2017 04:28 PM (s7vJs)
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 04:24 PM (DQ4Fv)
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I meant proxy instead of vpn. Here's some open ones.
http://www.publicproxyservers.com/proxy/list1.html
For a vpn, you usually have to pay, although I believe Opera has one built into it's browser for free.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 10, 2017 04:28 PM (R+30W)
http://www.publicproxyservers.com/proxy/list1.html
For a vpn, you usually have to pay, although I believe Opera has one built into it's browser for free.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
Will do. thx!
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 04:29 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2017 04:31 PM (WYzZJ)
Posted by: James Comey at May 10, 2017 04:31 PM (4AVeu)
With Trump, I'm thinking pharmaceuticals. Maybe booze too, for investments. And for a career choice - psychiatry.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 10, 2017 04:32 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2017 04:33 PM (WYzZJ)
Yes. The Left has politicized everything, which is all kinds of bad. Sports, late-night talk shows, most entertainment-- most used to be apolitical, but now deciding where to eat is a political act.
It's tiresome.
Posted by: Lance (of the shifting hash) McCormick at May 10, 2017 04:00 PM (UWw/
The new snark about complaining about politicizing All The Things is "oh so you want a safe space".
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 04:05 PM (mf5HN)
With the Under-35s that I know, saying that you don't want everything politicized is an admission that you "have something to hide" that they must uncover so they may make "make an example" of you.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 10, 2017 04:38 PM (XMDuf)
In other words, everyone who loved Comey last year, then hated him this year, and now love him again, that was what the Soviets did. In 1941. They had to. Pretty much overnight, and their lackeys in the Western media scooped it up, and swore up and down that they had always been opposed to Nazi Germany.
Eh, no.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2017 04:12 PM (TOk1P)
I don't know that I'd describe 1984 as "lovely."
George Orwell based his descriptions on the mental twists and turns of the Communists during the Stalinist era.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 10, 2017 04:39 PM (s7vJs)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 04:40 PM (EV+4+)
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Amusing fact of the day. In the 1940 presidential campaign, publicly FDR claimed he would never send American boys to fight in a European war. At the same time he had ordered the US Navy into an "illegal war" with Germany in the Atlantic.
Do you know the names of the good Reuben James?
Posted by: Fox2! at May 10, 2017 04:43 PM (hNICT)
Or a Lesbian. The test works for either.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 10, 2017 05:11 PM (QQ+il)
Yet they're doing State-Approved comedy from the ever-changing directives issued by the Bureau of Punchlines.
Will Rogers weeps.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 10, 2017 06:24 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: KansasCJ at May 10, 2017 06:35 PM (oItfZ)
They both short-circuited the political processes. Roberts should have ruled on the actual law and then let the Congress hash it out with the Executive. Comey should have reported to Lynch and let the chips fall for voters to decide. All the subterfuge by the entire Democrat leadership--including Comey--only got them a scheming power-mad grafter for a candidate.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 10, 2017 06:38 PM (Ndje9)
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