CNN Scolds Liberals for Spreading "Conspiracy Theory" That "Rape Will be a Pre-Existing Condition" if Obamacare Is Repealed, <i>Without Noting That CNN Was a Primary #FakeNews Propagandist for the Lie</i>

CNN Scolds Liberals for Spreading "Conspiracy Theory" That "Rape Will be a Pre-Existing Condition" if Obamacare Is Repealed, Without Noting That CNN Was a Primary #FakeNews Propagandist for the Lie

Chris Cilliza is now scolding liberals for pumping out conspiracy theories themselves dreamed up by hardened partisans, but he overlooks that CNN was a major megaphone for this #FakeNews:

"[The Affordable Care Act] ensured that tests for HIV and sexually transmitted diseases, plus domestic and interpersonal violence screening and counseling, would be completely covered by insurance companies," wrote CNN's Jen Christensen.
"That may not be the case in the future. Under the current bill, states could seek waivers that would let insurers sell plans that don't include all the essential health benefits mandated by the ACA," she added.

In case you're thinking, "But that doesn't mean the article reported that 'Rape and Domestic Violence Could be Pre-Existing Conditions,'" you should also know that the much-linked-and-tweeted story was headlined Rape and domestic violence could be pre-existing conditions.

By the way, Google still returns zero hits for any news story on the Washington Post reporting that the "hate crime" it reported on endlessly turned out to be a complete false-flag hoax.

Google also reports no stories on this hate-crime-revealed-as-yet-another-hoax on the New York Times or, of course, CNN's website, either -- at least, searching for the admitted hoaxer's name, George Stang or George Nathaniel Stang, turns up no references on either #FakeNews site.

Posted by: Ace at 01:40 PM

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1 Rape Tuesday was yesterday

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 01:32 PM (O2RFr)

2 Gay baboon was good for another 100 posts.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 10, 2017 01:33 PM (ul9CR)

3 Under the current bill, states could seek waivers that would let
insurers sell plans that don't include all the essential health benefits
mandated by the ACA
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Like maternity coverage for elderly men!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 01:34 PM (eSx+E)

4 Lots of information manipulation happening on the Googles.

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 01:34 PM (kD8Fh)

5 Fifth!

Posted by: former director comey at May 10, 2017 01:34 PM (nlbfN)

6 Well ya gotta admit PDT really raped Comey good last night!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:34 PM (SjImc)

7 CNN Scolds Liberals for Spreading "Conspiracy Theory" That "Rape Will be a Pre-Existing Condition" if Obamacare Is Repealed,
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Yeah, because they've got an even better, bigger lie waiting in the green room.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:34 PM (vg8iE)

8 In Zimbabwe, baboon rape is a pre-existing condition for ass cancer.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 10, 2017 01:34 PM (CPk08)

9 But it's different when we do it !!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the CNN Critic ... at May 10, 2017 01:34 PM (AoK0a)

10 Bazinga!

Can't touch me. Can't touch me.

Posted by: former director comey at May 10, 2017 01:34 PM (nlbfN)

11 Rape and domestic violence could be pre-existing conditions.
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Well, they certainly were when I was in the White House....if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 10, 2017 01:34 PM (eSx+E)

12 Did you know that anal cancer picked up from gay baboon rape was a pre-existing condition excluded from coverage under the horrid Rapublican health bill?

Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2017 01:35 PM (TppKb)

13 Pushing down the Rapey Baboon can have bad consequences, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2017 01:35 PM (FEM4d)

14 Is getting raped by a baboon a pre existing condition?

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 01:35 PM (r/0kC)

15 2 Gay baboon was good for another 100 posts.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 10, 2017 01:33 PM

Could have done a complete storyboard for a remake of Planet of the Apes.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 10, 2017 01:35 PM (LUZrI)

16 Stay classy, CNN!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 01:35 PM (NOIQH)

17 Rape News

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 10, 2017 01:35 PM (hMwEB)

18 Paolo the Gay Baboon is more reliable than CNN

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2017 01:35 PM (YXV6f)

19 3 Under the current bill, states could seek waivers that would let
insurers sell plans that don't include all the essential health benefits
mandated by the ACA
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Those fuckers. How will I pay for my pap smears now??? And God forbid I need an abortion.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:35 PM (vg8iE)

20 Under the current bill, states could seek waivers that would let
insurers sell plans that don't include all the essential health benefits
mandated by the ACA," she added.

Because of course men should be forced into a plan that pays for hysterectomies and women should be forced to pay for annual prostate exams! That makes total sense!

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 10, 2017 01:36 PM (ar2KI)

21 What about 'Multi-Ball'?

Posted by: Jodie Foster at May 10, 2017 01:36 PM (FEM4d)

22 They've moved on.

Meanwhile Trump has moved from Hitler to Nixon which is an improvement, I think.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 01:36 PM (nKPgU)

23 Has Schumer's army captured the White House yet??

Posted by: Colin at May 10, 2017 01:36 PM (R2UAr)

24 CNN Scolds Liberals for Spreading "Conspiracy Theory" That "Rape Will be a Pre-Existing Condition" if Obamacare Is Repealed,

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Yes... how dare liberals actually believe CNN!

Actually, it is kinda stupid for anyone to believe CNN.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 01:36 PM (qf8IB)

25 Paolo the Gay Baboon is more reliable than CNN

When I want my news honest, I'll go to Zimbabwean satire sites.

Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2017 01:37 PM (TppKb)

26 Why do I need a med insurance policy that covers me for rape testing anyway? Wasn't that the whole point of repealing Obamacare was to get the ridiculous mandates out of it that pushed the premium cost up?

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 01:37 PM (EV+4+)

27 Well, pretty much everything since 2004 or so has been made up bullshit, so why change now?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2017 01:37 PM (B+qrE)

28 Trump should have Chucky Schumer's Senatorial district gerrymandered.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 10, 2017 01:37 PM (eZ0Cd)

29 In before Toby!

Posted by: The Scorpion at May 10, 2017 01:37 PM (E6QSr)

30 The secret to surviving baboon rape is to believe that you'd already been raped.

Posted by: Zimbabwean Samurai at May 10, 2017 01:38 PM (LUZrI)

31 Has Schumer's army captured the White House yet??

I've got my pitchfork ready!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at May 10, 2017 01:38 PM (O2RFr)

32 In before Toby!

TWSS

Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 01:38 PM (2hqkh)

33 Why do I need a med insurance policy that covers me for rape testing anyway?

Ever been to Zimbabwe?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2017 01:38 PM (B+qrE)

34 Why do I need a med insurance policy that covers me for rape testing anyway?

Especially since the taxpayers are on the hook for that anyway.

Posted by: JEM with snoring dog on other side of office at May 10, 2017 01:38 PM (TppKb)

35 I think I'd rather talk about homosexual baboons than about CNN.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2017 01:38 PM (7ZVPa)

36 th

Posted by: fixeruper at May 10, 2017 01:38 PM (8XRCm)

37 I'm sure that these stories and their awkward cover ups will do everything the MSM needs to beat back the condemnation of "fake news" that plagues them.

Yup, they'll regain their stature as honest reporters any minute now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:38 PM (mC1ZI)

38 Paolo the Gay Baboon Balloon coming November '17!

Posted by: Macy's Gay Parade at May 10, 2017 01:38 PM (qeUgm)

39 Under the current bill, states could seek waivers that would let
insurers sell plans that don't include all the essential health benefits
mandated by the ACA
***
Like maternity coverage for elderly men!

Like prostate exams for women.
For some of these whiney bitches, I'd love to be the doctor fishing for their prostate.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:38 PM (o+pgY)

40 I, for one, am shocked, SHOCKED, that CNN is pushing fake news. They are the paragon of journolism(c) across the world.

Posted by: Penfold at May 10, 2017 01:39 PM (Fbt5B)

41 I think I'd rather talk about homosexual baboons than about CNN.
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Can't we compromise and talk about the homosexual baboons at CNN?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:39 PM (vg8iE)

42 I think I'd rather talk about homosexual baboons than about CNN.

There's a difference?

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 01:39 PM (O2RFr)

43 Afternoon Ace.

How'd the interview for FBI Director go?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 10, 2017 01:39 PM (72PAC)

44 I'd like for someone to tell me if disappearing into a black hole is a pre-existing condition.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2017 01:39 PM (B+qrE)

45 I think I'd rather talk about homosexual baboons than about CNN.

Yeah, but what about homosexual baboons in the CNN offices?

Top that one, bucky.

Posted by: JEM with yawning dog on other side of office at May 10, 2017 01:40 PM (TppKb)

46 This is what I love about the "fake news" meme. Liberals and their Media Industrial Complex think they're being clever when they hashtag fake news behind stuff Trump says, or whenever they want to be smug about something.

The problem is, they can't sustain it. All their precious media sources are... the main purveyors of fake news. They jumped on this bandwagon themselves, thinking they were going to throw this in others' faces, and had no idea the blowback would be this powerful.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2017 01:40 PM (TOk1P)

47 I rarely use Google anymore. I can't tell you how many searches I made turn up nothing factually relevant on issues that expos liberal lies.

Google is the internet provider for the Big Lie conglomerate.

They can't even be trusted to find a specific story within a finite period of time you know existed.

Just one more part of the state apparatus that needs to be tossed over the ramparts.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2017 01:40 PM (WYzZJ)

48 Stephanie Ruhle anchors MSNBC at 9 am, after Morning Joe.

She recently said "being a woman is a pre-existing condition."

There's something to this, actually, because women typically have far more interaction with doctors than men do, at least until they're old.

But it's this kind of thinking that leads to Sandra Flukes believing that the World owes them free birth control.

And it shits on the very real needs of men and women with chronic conditions.

And it ignores the very real problem that on current trajectory our entire healthcare system will go bankrupt.

But Stephanie gets to preen.

(She has wonderful cans, by the way).

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 01:40 PM (SIY7D)

49 George Stang....Paulo the rapey baboon....coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Cheri at May 10, 2017 01:40 PM (oiNtH)

50 There is a simpler approach - That's a FEATURE, not a bug.

One of THE biggest reasons for cost escalation are the ridiculous mandates for coverage. You, as a person, should be able to buy whatever coverage you want. If you don't want "rape coverage", you shouldn't have to buy it. If you DO want it, you should be able to buy it.

Posted by: deadrody at May 10, 2017 01:40 PM (dKyuh)

51 One of the MSNBC broads said that her preexisting condition was "I'm a woman". She said that. On TV.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 01:40 PM (qJhUV)

52 Google chrome LOVES to auto complete Drudge with "Drudge Retort", which is an anti-Drudge website.

Posted by: Max Power at May 10, 2017 01:40 PM (q177U)

53 This is all part and parcel of the lies the MFM is spreading about the Repubocare bill.

The Democrats and their lackeys in the MFM are lying to the public about Repubocare and the "gutting of pre-existing conditions". Anyone who actually looked at a summary of the bill would know that is a lie. But here is confirmation of that. The Repubocare bill actually doesn't do anything to actually reduce costs and it will be worse by the time the RINOs in the Senate get through with it.

http://tinyurl.com/nxnqtxq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 10, 2017 01:40 PM (mpXpK)

54 Can't we compromise and talk about the homosexual baboons at CNN?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:39 PM (vg8iE)

Comparing them to Anderson Cooper is an insult to homosexual baboons.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 10, 2017 01:40 PM (ar2KI)

55 I think I wanna know ya (oh we oh we oh)
~~girl~~ boy I needta show ya
mah jungle love

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2017 01:41 PM (V1n0s)

56 I'd like for someone to tell me if disappearing into a black hole is a pre-existing condition.
Posted by: Circa

What is the medical code for Alien Abduction w/Anal Probing?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:41 PM (o+pgY)

57 And yet the "Russia Russia Russia" Trump conspiracy theory rolls on.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 01:41 PM (C52a9)

58 Baboon rape make all the meanies go away.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 10, 2017 01:41 PM (WLK0w)

59 As dumb as the American people are, I don't think any people that mattered fell for this meme and it probably ended up doing far more damage to the pro-ObamaCare cause because it was just so patently ridiculous.

It's sort of like "Trump is a closet Russian agent", it's not getting traction and just undermines any real case against Trump.

Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 01:41 PM (XjId6)

60 Trump should have Chucky Schumer's Senatorial district gerrymandered.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 10, 2017 01:37 PM (eZ0Cd)

Living in NY, I'd second that, except he is a Senator and each state gets two..Now my local congresswomen, yes. (Congresswoman Slaughter) That district is already been rearranged so many times I'm not even sure she in my rep.

Posted by: Colin at May 10, 2017 01:41 PM (R2UAr)

61 She recently said "being a woman is a pre-existing condition."

Let's compare average life expectancies and get back to me, oh oppressed one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2017 01:42 PM (B+qrE)

62 Being Republican is a pre existing conditions to most Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2017 01:42 PM (WYzZJ)

63 51 One of the MSNBC broads said that her preexisting condition was "I'm a woman". She said that. On TV.
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Where's this dumbass been? They can correct that nowadays. Ask Chaz Bono.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:42 PM (vg8iE)

64 Comparing them to Anderson Cooper is an insult to homosexual baboons.
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 10, 2017 01:40 PM (ar2KI)

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Anderson Cooper is more like a gay lemur.

Posted by: fixeruper at May 10, 2017 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

65 Stephanie Ruhle anchors MSNBC at 9 am, after Morning Joe.

She recently said "being a woman is a pre-existing condition."

Sorry sugartits. Equality is a stone cold bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:42 PM (o+pgY)

66 Why do I need a med insurance policy that covers me
for rape testing anyway? Wasn't that the whole point of repealing
Obamacare was to get the ridiculous mandates out of it that pushed the
premium cost up?

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 01:37 PM (EV+4+)

They actually didn't repeal anything so you know...

Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 01:42 PM (qf8IB)

67 Meanwhile Trump has moved from Hitler to Nixon which is an improvement, I think.
Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 01:36 PM (nKPgU)

Well of course, the Left is way behind the curve...I mean they just discovered that Russia, Russia I say, is our enemy? Go figure?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:43 PM (SjImc)

68 >>She recently said "being a woman is a pre-existing condition."

Huh, I thought being a woman was fluid and capable of ever-changing depending on one's current gender identity?

Remind me again, are we currently pretending that women are special, women are 2nd class citizens, or are no different from men today?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 01:43 PM (NOIQH)

69 (She has wonderful cans, by the way).

Free-range or factory?

As for russiarussiarussia, yeah NPR's still on it.

Posted by: JEM dog has left the room at May 10, 2017 01:43 PM (TppKb)

70 61 She recently said "being a woman is a pre-existing condition."

Let's compare average life expectancies and get back to me, oh oppressed one.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2017 01:42 PM (B+qrE)

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Can old men claim the same thing since older men tend to have more medical expenses compared to older women?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:43 PM (mC1ZI)

71 Men usually die before their wives, because they want to.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 01:43 PM (E6QSr)

72 >>>>They jumped on this bandwagon themselves, thinking they were going to throw this in others' faces, and had no idea the blowback would be this powerful.

Are we talking about Pornhub again?

Posted by: Max Power at May 10, 2017 01:43 PM (q177U)

73 67 Meanwhile Trump has moved from Hitler to Nixon which is an improvement, I think.
Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 01:36 PM (nKPgU)

Well of course, the Left is way behind the curve...I mean they just discovered that Russia, Russia I say, is our enemy? Go figure?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:43 PM (SjImc)

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Ah, Nixon...one of the most liberal Republican presidents that Democrats would have been largely okay with if he had been a Democrat.

I mean...EPA?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:44 PM (mC1ZI)

74 They actually didn't repeal anything so you know...

Not with Senator Old Man Yells at Clouds hanging around.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 01:44 PM (E6QSr)

75 And yet the "Russia Russia Russia" Trump conspiracy theory rolls on.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 01:41 PM (C52a9)

The Left - Comey is the worst, he cost Hillary the election and should be fired.

Trump fires Comey.

The Left - Comey was on to Trump's dealings with the Russians and that's why Trump had to get rid of him!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 01:44 PM (493sH)

76 Men usually die before their wives, because they want to.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
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Revenge.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 01:45 PM (C52a9)

77 Google is the internet provider for the Big Lie conglomerate.

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I agree, and also posit that Facistbook is their spy network.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2017 01:45 PM (7ZVPa)

78 Men usually die before their wives, because they want to.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
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Revenge.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 01:45 PM (C52a9)

Relief

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:45 PM (SjImc)

79 I hereby declare today as I Just Can't Even Wednesday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 01:46 PM (PY9jH)

80 One of THE biggest reasons for cost escalation are the ridiculous mandates for coverage. You, as a person, should be able to buy whatever coverage you want. If you don't want "rape coverage", you shouldn't have to buy it. If you DO want it, you should be able to buy it.
Posted by: deadrody at May 10, 2017 01:40 PM (dKyuh)

This x eleventy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 01:46 PM (Ri/rl)

81 Trump should have Chucky Schumer's Senatorial district gerrymandered.
***
If the cities in the blue states were separated out from the burbs and rural areas into new states we'd get another what...10-20 Republican Senators? Hell, Western New York would likely give 2 Rs to match the 2 Ds from the Eastern New York....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 01:46 PM (eSx+E)

82 65 Stephanie Ruhle anchors MSNBC at 9 am, after Morning Joe. She recently said "being a woman is a pre-existing condition."

Stupid ? Of course.

But still a One.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2017 01:46 PM (xIBU4)

83 The Assistant Press Secretary is or whomever she is, is actually much better than Speicer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:46 PM (SjImc)

84 They actually didn't repeal anything so you know...

Not with Senator Old Man Yells at Clouds hanging around.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 01:44 PM (E6QSr)

Don't even get me started on that asshole..

Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 01:46 PM (qf8IB)

85 28 Trump should have Chucky Schumer's Senatorial district gerrymandered.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 10, 2017 01:37 PM (eZ0Cd)

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*prays this is satire*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:46 PM (mC1ZI)

86
Relief

Posted by: Nevergiveup

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And now you know why we won't go to the doctor.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 01:47 PM (C52a9)

87 84

Don't even get me started on that asshole..
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 01:46 PM (qf8IB)

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Ooo...

Do tell!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:47 PM (mC1ZI)

88 I hereby declare today as I Just Can't Even Wednesday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 01:46 PM

Seconded, Jane. It's just that kind of day.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2017 01:47 PM (p+Wdc)

89 83 The Assistant Press Secretary is or whomever she is, is actually much better than Speicer

She's Hucabees Daughter, and she is good...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 01:47 PM (O2RFr)

90
Don't even get me started on that asshole..
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 01:46 PM (qf8IB)

That's my job!

Posted by: Gay Zimbabwe Baboon at May 10, 2017 01:48 PM (7HtZB)

91 I've got an idea that's so crazy it just might work. Stay with me now. How about the insurance companies all put their insurance packages on offer and I can pick the one that works for me? Comprehensive, catastrophic, to a la carte? I pick because as a 50 29 year old man, I don't really need maternity coverage.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2017 01:48 PM (kTF2Z)

92 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 08, 2017 10:41 PM

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Since I didn't see this yet: Jonny Quest

Been waiting all this time for Season 2.

Posted by: Useta Lurk, but now who knows? at May 10, 2017 01:48 PM (jVlNS)

93 She's Hucabees Daughter, and she is good...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 01:47 PM (O2RFr)

Well then the Husckster must be a pretty good parent because she is great

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:48 PM (SjImc)

94 Comprehensive, catastrophic, to a la carte? I pick because as a 50 29 year old man, I don't really need maternity coverage.

Isn't this the way it used to be?

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 01:48 PM (kD8Fh)

95 Don't even get me started on that asshole..
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 01:46 PM (qf8IB)

I don't like to brag ... but I am something of an expert on this subject.

Posted by: The Rape Baboon at May 10, 2017 01:48 PM (xIBU4)

96 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at May 10, 2017 01:49 PM (/ijCB)

97 91 I've got an idea that's so crazy it just might work. Stay with me now. How about the insurance companies all put their insurance packages on offer and I can pick the one that works for me? Comprehensive, catastrophic, to a la carte? I pick because as a 50 29 year old man, I don't really need maternity coverage.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2017 01:48 PM (kTF2Z)

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Okay, as long as you actually pay for insurance, because it's in the Constitution that insurance companies must have every American as paying customers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:49 PM (mC1ZI)

98 Hucabees

Boy did I mis- spell that..

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 01:49 PM (O2RFr)

99 Could you imagine the outrage if the government started requiring say auto insurance to cover things like propeller maintenance? This is what it has done by requiring "essential" coverage for idiotic things like maternity coverage for men.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 01:49 PM (eSx+E)

100 Journalistic ethics? What's that?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2017 01:49 PM (oVJmc)

101 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Posted by: qdpsteve

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The best television show of all time, Thunderbirds. In its original format.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2017 01:49 PM (7ZVPa)

102 Trump should have Chucky Schumer's Senatorial district gerrymandered.

So you split California vertically around Bakersfield, and you split NY horizontally...

Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2017 01:49 PM (TppKb)

103 pretty sure the only way to gerrymander Schumer out of his seat is to donate New York state to Quebec.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2017 01:50 PM (V1n0s)

104 I've got an idea that's so crazy it just might work.
Stay with me now. How about the insurance companies all put their
insurance packages on offer and I can pick the one that works for me?
Comprehensive, catastrophic, to a la carte? I pick because as a 50 29 year old man, I don't really need maternity coverage.

Posted by: Duke Lowell
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So you mean if I don't want to buy insurance, I don't have to?

Whoa.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 01:50 PM (C52a9)

105 99 Could you imagine the outrage if the government started requiring say auto insurance to cover things like propeller maintenance? This is what it has done by requiring "essential" coverage for idiotic things like maternity coverage for men.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2017 01:49 PM (eSx+E)

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Now that you mention it...I haven't had my blinker fluid checked in a while...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:50 PM (mC1ZI)

106 Boy did I mis- spell that..
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 01:49 PM (O2RFr)

As if I would notice, the guy who got A/D on all his College papers for spelling and grammer. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:50 PM (SjImc)

107
Concierge medicine would be awesome.

$50.00 a month I pay you. Trreat me when when Im Ill or injured. Buy a catastrophic plan for the biggies.

Posted by: fixeruper at May 10, 2017 01:50 PM (8XRCm)

108 85 28 Trump should have Chucky Schumer's Senatorial district gerrymandered.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 10, 2017 01:37 PM (eZ0Cd)

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*prays this is satire*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:46 PM (mC1ZI)

As a New Yorker, I would have no problem if New York was gerrymandered into some other liberal hellhole like Massachusetts. Rob the libs of 2 senators.

Then let's split Alaska into two states to get back to 50.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 10, 2017 01:50 PM (72PAC)

109 The most dangerous place in DC is the safe between a microphone and Chuck Schumer

Posted by: Yo! at May 10, 2017 01:51 PM (/ijCB)

110 Hast Du etwas Zeit fur mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fur Dich
Von 99 Rape-baboons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

Posted by: Nena at May 10, 2017 01:51 PM (nlbfN)

111 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Posted by: qdpsteve
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Six Million Dollar Man. ( adjusted for inflation of course)

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 01:51 PM (C52a9)

112 I could never be Press Sec. I'd go medieval on their asses so fast...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 01:51 PM (PY9jH)

113 pretty sure the only way to gerrymander Schumer out of his seat is to donate New York state to Quebec.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo

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This idea has some merit.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2017 01:51 PM (7ZVPa)

114 I am working on a project at a hospital. Not my project but a big think right now is to work on the electronic health forms to add other options beyond male and female to the sex field.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 01:51 PM (nKPgU)

115 When it first aired I was the exact right age (eight) to believe Jonny Quest was the greatest adventure ever

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 01:51 PM (SIY7D)

116 101 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Posted by: qdpsteve

Firefly and it's not even close.

Of course Joss Whedon in his current form would probably cause it to go straight hella lib crazy.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 10, 2017 01:52 PM (72PAC)

117 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Posted by: qdpsteve

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Rick and Morty

I mean, Jesus...it's been forever!

One episode on April Fool's Day is not enough!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:52 PM (mC1ZI)

118 If TFGcare is repealed, we're all going to be forcibly given AIDS via rape!

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 01:52 PM (0mRoj)

119 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Posted by: qdpsteve

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The best television show of all time,

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The Honeymooners.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:52 PM (o+pgY)

120 28 Trump should have Chucky Schumer's Senatorial district gerrymandered.

We could give the whole thing back to Canada.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 10, 2017 01:52 PM (kUmUV)

121 116
Firefly and it's not even close.

Of course Joss Whedon in his current form would probably cause it to go straight hella lib crazy.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 10, 2017 01:52 PM (72PAC)

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The crew would become bad guys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:52 PM (mC1ZI)

122 pretty sure the only way to gerrymander Schumer out of his seat is to donate New York state to Quebec.

We need a Constitutional amendment that allows a 2/3 vote of 2/3 of the states to divide any other state into up to three polities, the shape and structure to be defined by the states engaged in the vote.

Hoo boy, that'd be fun.

Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2017 01:52 PM (TppKb)

123 101 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Night Court?

Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 01:52 PM (2hqkh)

124 56 I'd like for someone to tell me if disappearing into a black hole is a pre-existing condition.
Posted by: Circa

What is the medical code for Alien Abduction w/Anal Probing?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:41 PM (o+pgY)

None, the Aliens don't charge for that.

Posted by: Ron Paul at May 10, 2017 01:53 PM (vZVQI)

125 She recently said "being a woman is a pre-existing condition."

Um, sugartits, I think you meant a vagina optional, conscious choice.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2017 01:53 PM (wTwJ2)

126 I am working on a project at a hospital. Not my project but a big think right now is to work on the electronic health forms to add other options beyond male and female to the sex field.

What if you changed the radio buttons to XX( ) XY( ) and Other( )?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 01:53 PM (E6QSr)

127 Trump should have Chucky Schumer's Senatorial district gerrymandered.

We could give the whole thing back to Canada.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 10, 2017 01:52 PM (kUmUV)

Cough Cough, the part bordering Canada is the nice and conservative part. Cough Cough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:53 PM (SjImc)

128 Posted by: Nena at May 10, 2017 01:51 PM

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There is a bylaw here that says all haikus and limericks are to be in English (or French if you want to impress the boss).

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2017 01:53 PM (7ZVPa)

129
*Ewok*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2017 01:53 PM (quw2O)

130 Good Lord, the press are a bunch of fools.

I'm listening to the questions and answers on FBN right now...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 10, 2017 01:54 PM (8iiMU)

131 122 pretty sure the only way to gerrymander Schumer out of his seat is to donate New York state to Quebec.

We need a Constitutional amendment that allows a 2/3 vote of 2/3 of the states to divide any other state into up to three polities, the shape and structure to be defined by the states engaged in the vote.

Hoo boy, that'd be fun.
Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2017 01:52 PM (TppKb)

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I'd be happy with an amendment that allowed 2/3 of state legislatures to overturn any act of Congress, Executive Order, or Judicial Ruling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:54 PM (mC1ZI)

132 Read the card!

Posted by: The Aliens at May 10, 2017 01:54 PM (E6QSr)

133 "
The most dangerous place in DC is the safe between a microphone and Chuck Schumer"

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Don't get between me and the placenta bar.

Posted by: Michaele Obama at May 10, 2017 01:54 PM (npdX6)

134 123 101 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Night Court?

Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 01:52 PM (2hqkh)

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"As soon as those guys fix my VCR."
-Mr. Plinkett

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:54 PM (mC1ZI)

135 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Posted by: qdpsteve
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Six Million Dollar Man. ( adjusted for inflation of course)

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 01:51 PM (C52a9)

In the modern version Steve wouldn't just get a bionic arm, legs and eye he'd become Caitlyn Austin the Bionic Tranny

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 01:54 PM (493sH)

136 What is the medical code for Alien Abduction w/Anal Probing?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:41 PM (o+pgY)

None, the Aliens don't charge for that.
Posted by: Ron Paul

Ha bitchez! I got a freebie!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:54 PM (o+pgY)

137 Whatever you think about Huckabee ( personally not a fan) , he is a very good speaker and quick on his feet. His daughter inherited that skill.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 01:55 PM (EV+4+)

138 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

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Gunsmoke

That or "Combat!!"

Posted by: fixeruper at May 10, 2017 01:55 PM (8XRCm)

139 121 116
Firefly and it's not even close.

Of course Joss Whedon in his current form would probably cause it to go straight hella lib crazy.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 10, 2017 01:52 PM (72PAC)

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The crew would become bad guys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:52 PM (mC1ZI)

Oh damn you're probably right.

And the alliance would get their own crew of government workers consisting of a gay couple, trasngered captain, indian, midget eskimo and Lena Durham.

That, of course, would be renewed despite 0.00 ratings.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 10, 2017 01:55 PM (72PAC)

140

ANALYSIS: EVEN TRUER. Donald Trump is turning liberals into conspiracy theorists.

29 Posted at 8:26 am by Glenn Reynolds

Instapundit

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 10, 2017 01:55 PM (fceHP)

141 Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

Did I read that right? Who is this chick, other than 'deputy WH press secretary'?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 10, 2017 01:55 PM (8iiMU)

142
112 I could never be Press Sec. I'd go medieval on their asses so fast...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 01:51 PM (PY9jH)

I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2017 01:56 PM (quw2O)

143 Night Court?

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Just Markie Post

Posted by: fixeruper at May 10, 2017 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

144
RAT PATROL!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 01:56 PM (C52a9)

145 By definition there is no space between Chuck Schumer and a microphone. It merely appears that way due to esoteric effects of dark matter.

And the gravitational field that is Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: V. I. Lenin, HR at May 10, 2017 01:56 PM (VFhMt)

146 Stephanie Ruhle anchors MSNBC at 9 am, after Morning Joe.

She recently said "being a woman is a pre-existing condition."

Oh dear, isn't that transphobic because aren't we all just gender fluid things?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 01:56 PM (493sH)

147 139 Oh damn you're probably right.

And the alliance would get their own crew of government workers consisting of a gay couple, trasngered captain, indian, midget eskimo and Lena Durham.

That, of course, would be renewed despite 0.00 ratings.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 10, 2017 01:55 PM (72PAC)

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Actually, that would be if he had brought Firefly back between 2008-2016.

Now, they'd be the #Resistance, and they'd reveal the big baddie to be slightly orange with a toupee or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:56 PM (mC1ZI)

148 We laughed at the management of 'news' in the old Soviet Union......

Then....then , something happened in the USA and now who is the joke on when you hear the word 'news'?

The Dems salute the hammer and sickle. And not much else.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at May 10, 2017 01:56 PM (9Absu)

149 Is it too late to say 'I saw Butt Monkey open for Pre-existing Condition..' or is that old news?

Posted by: Some moron at May 10, 2017 01:57 PM (C/Ocx)

150 The Man Show.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 01:57 PM (EV+4+)

151 Cough Cough, the part bordering Canada is the nice and conservative part. Cough Cough
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:53 PM (SjImc)

Back when I was young and lived there it used to be any part north of the city (except Buffalo). The disease is spreading like a cancer.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 10, 2017 01:57 PM (kUmUV)

152 Sarah Huckabee: yes, she is doing fine.

Giving the press shit where appropriate.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 10, 2017 01:57 PM (8iiMU)

153 "Crazed warmongering John McCain lashes out over Comey firing:"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02spCXcvug4

(and then puts on a dress to fool the rape baboon)

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 01:57 PM (kD8Fh)

154 When it first aired I was the exact right age (eight) to believe Jonny Quest was the greatest adventure ever

And it gave us the current VP of the United States, Race Bannon.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 01:57 PM (qJhUV)

155 Comprehensive, catastrophic, to a la carte? I pick because as a 50 29 year old man, I don't really need maternity coverage.

Health insurance in this country has been messed up for a long time. I blame WW2 wage controls, though it's obviously more complex than that.

You shouldn't *have* to get your insurance through your employer. If they want to offer it (or negotiate), great, but what employers offer car insurance or other services to their employees? I guess phone plans.

Anyway. There's also the "across state lines" part, and the fact that insurance is a *bet*. "Insurance" for a pre-existing condition is more like welfare offset by payments.

But, yeah, there's more to it. Complicated thing, and it's one of those things that looks worse while you're fixing it. Think of a car that needs repairs but is still drivable. You can't drive it while it's being fixed. Or any other large overhaul.

I don't have a solution. I don't think there's some incremental approach, but all the comprehensive ones have so many problems.

It's a strange thing, when changing something only makes it worse, never better.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 10, 2017 01:57 PM (jh6SF)

156 Did someone mention Markie Post?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 01:58 PM (J+eG2)

157 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Posted by: qdpsteve

Firefly... but without Joss Whedon who has gone around the bend and would now ruin the characters.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 01:58 PM (qf8IB)

158 In the modern version Steve wouldn't just get a bionic arm, legs and eye he'd become Caitlyn Austin the Bionic Tranny

Posted by: TheQuietMan
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Steve Austin. A man barely alive. We can't rebuild him.

But we can rebuild xer.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 01:58 PM (C52a9)

159 Sarah Huckabee is bringing just the right amount of snark to their stupid questions. "Since you keep asking me the same questions, I'll keep giving you the same answers."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 01:58 PM (PY9jH)

160 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Manimal!

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks. Yes, I Know I Suck at May 10, 2017 01:58 PM (eytER)

161 The Gong Show

And start with the Popsicle twins.

Posted by: Zombie Chuck Barris at May 10, 2017 01:58 PM (r5KeJ)

162 Markie Post

ahem... I'll be in my bunk..

Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 01:59 PM (2hqkh)

163 I'm waiting for one of the serious news outlets, CNN, MSNBC, Washington Post, or New York Times, to do some hard-hitting investigative journalism into the proliferation of fake hate crimes since Trump's election.

And waiting, and waiting, and waiting.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2017 01:59 PM (+lVUW)

164 Markie Post...mmmmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 10, 2017 01:59 PM (8iiMU)

165 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Posted by: qdpsteve

The Philco Television Playhouse.

Seriously.

99% of people nowadays have never even heard of it. But back in the day, The Philco Television Playhouse was the premiere showcase of dramatic scripts on TV -- back BEFORE they were all contaminated with leftist memes. (The show ran 1948-55.) And back then they were able to attract world-class acting talent to each episode. So the end result was an extremely high-quality drama every week far beyond anything that has been broadcast since.

Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 02:00 PM (DQ4Fv)

166 "Crazed warmongering John McCain lashes out over Comey firing:"

Sigh

I really never hope for harm to anyone here. But a nice Full Honor Military Funeral would be nice. Just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 02:00 PM (SjImc)

167 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Manimal!

Misfits of Science
The Hat Squad

Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 02:00 PM (qJhUV)

168 Sarah Huckabee is bringing just the right amount of snark to their stupid questions.
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She is sharp and has a barely concealed Southern accent. I am gonna guess that she has "blessed a few hearts" in her time.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 02:00 PM (C52a9)

169 167 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Manimal!

Misfits of Science
The Hat Squad
Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 02:00 PM (qJhUV)

I loved Misfits of Science.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 02:01 PM (0mRoj)

170 Just Markie Post
Posted by: fixeruper at May 10, 2017 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

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Because Im a giver....

http://tinyurl.com/mcmwslm

Posted by: fixeruper at May 10, 2017 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

171 Actually, that would be if he had brought Firefly back between 2008-2016.

Now, they'd be the #Resistance, and they'd reveal the big baddie to be slightly orange with a toupee or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:56 PM (mC1ZI)

*tips hat*

You are correct.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 10, 2017 02:01 PM (72PAC)

172 Ah....the senior Morons all reveal themselves.

Mark has some fine images available if one were to google/bing/search.

Le Bunk!!

(That's french, you know)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 02:01 PM (J+eG2)

173 101 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?
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Lidsville?

Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 02:01 PM (2hqkh)

174
147 139 Oh damn you're probably right.

And the alliance would get their own crew of government workers consisting of a gay couple, trasngered captain, indian, midget eskimo and Lena Durham.

That, of course, would be renewed despite 0.00 ratings.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 10, 2017 01:55 PM (72PAC)

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Actually, that would be if he had brought Firefly back between 2008-2016.

Now, they'd be the #Resistance, and they'd reveal the big baddie to be slightly orange with a toupee or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:56 PM (mC1ZI)

And half the episodes would end up with the gang clashing with backwards-thinking Christian zealots who burn witches. I mean, besides the one episode that they already did in the original series run (and that episode should tell everyone where it would have moved to in the next season or two)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2017 02:01 PM (quw2O)

175 Something I've been wondering about is--has any Democrat, or liberal or representative of the media offered any kind of rational or borderline sane criticism of Trump?
I'm sure there are things a reasonable Democrat could take issue with--but all I'm hearing is insanity--with shrieking over the top derangement i.e. millions dead within a year because of changes to Obamacare--traitor--Russia, Russia, Russia.
It all strikes me as something other than intelligent, loyal, opposition.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2017 02:02 PM (hJrjt)

176 The Philco Television Playhouse.

Seriously.

99% of people nowadays have never even heard of it. But back in the day, The Philco Television Playhouse was the premiere showcase of dramatic scripts on TV -- back BEFORE they were all contaminated with leftist memes. (The show ran 1948-55.)

I'll be getting off your lawn toot sweet.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 02:02 PM (o+pgY)

177 Whatever you think about Huckabee ( personally not a fan) , he is a very
good speaker and quick on his feet. His daughter inherited that skill.

Huckabee had some line (I think when we was running, maybe during a debate) about "if it didn't exist fifty years ago, it's not a food." That was great, but I forget the context-- corn syrup and sugar subsidies, maybe? Or some nutritional wonkery.

Anyway, I'm really a fan of the construction "a food."

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 10, 2017 02:02 PM (jh6SF)

178 Firefly... but without Joss Whedon who has gone around the bend and would now ruin the characters.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 01:58 PM (qf8IB)

I'd let him write the show..... but Adam Baldwin has to approve all scripts.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 10, 2017 02:02 PM (ar2KI)

179

Donald Trump is turning liberals into conspiracy theorists

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/08/politics/trump-liberals/

1. There was no health care vote beer celebration
2. Rape and sexual assault would not be pre-existing conditions
3. The FCC is not really targeting Stephen Colbert
4. The chief usher was not fired over a disagreement with the Trumps

In each of these four instances -- and all of these have been in the last week! -- liberals, fueled by Twitter outrage, jumped to conclusions that portrayed Trump and other Republicans in the poorest possible light. And, on each occasion, the fuller story either totally or mostly rebutted the version of the story the left had seized on.
Trump's presidency presents Democrats with lots and lots of legitimate issues on which to push back -- from the travel ban to the ongoing questions about Trump officials' ties to Russia to the president's refusal to release his tax returns.
By embracing every single tweet or whisper as yet another piece of full-proof evidence of just how terrible Republicans are, Democrats run the risk of appearing like the boy who cried wolf to the public -- and in the process taking some steam out of the very legitimate questions they are asking about the Trump administration.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 10, 2017 02:02 PM (fceHP)

180 Hee Haw

Posted by: freaked at May 10, 2017 02:02 PM (LxnH5)

181 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Sky King since penny was my first crush

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 02:02 PM (SjImc)

182 "Looks like James Comey is now James Leavey"

Posted by: Ripped from the Pages of YouTube at May 10, 2017 02:02 PM (kD8Fh)

183 They've moved on.

Meanwhile Trump has moved from Hitler to Nixon which is an improvement, I think.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 01:36 PM (nKPgU)

They used to call Nixon Hitler. So if Nixon is Hitler and Trump is Nixon then Trump must be Hitler by way of Nixon being Hitler

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 02:03 PM (493sH)

184 "Because Im a giver....

http://tinyurl.com/mcmwslm"

Yes...that one.

She seems very nice.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 02:03 PM (J+eG2)

185 Here is my health care proposal:

Enslave all doctors and nurses. Just put them in chains. They will all be owned by the Federal Government. Work them until they drop dead.

But as slaves, we won't have to pay them. Since 98% of medical "costs" are the salaries of the people providing the care, once we enslave the medical profession, then health care will necessarily become free for all.

Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 02:03 PM (DQ4Fv)

186 According to the Articles of the Gay Baboons rape:

"shall be pre-existent, perpetual, and interminable."

Posted by: RioBravo at May 10, 2017 02:03 PM (SsblQ)

187 Hee Haw
Posted by: freaked at May 10, 2017 02:02 PM (LxnH5)

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Sa-a-a-a-a-lute!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 10, 2017 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

188
Markie Post

Dogs do that to my mailbox.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 02:03 PM (IqV8l)

189 Well,the FCC used to say something to people who cursed on broadcast TV....

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 02:03 PM (r/0kC)

190 And the alliance would get their own crew of government workers
consisting of a gay couple, trasngered captain, indian, midget eskimo
and Lena Durham.

___
PICK ME!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 10, 2017 02:03 PM (eSx+E)

191 "Hogan's Heroes"

But so help me I wouldn't watch a single episode of it if the initial casting is politically correct bullshit.

Posted by: Crusader at May 10, 2017 02:04 PM (ewSN2)

192 163 I'm waiting for one of the serious news outlets, CNN, MSNBC, Washington Post, or New York Times, to do some hard-hitting investigative journalism into the proliferation of fake hate crimes since Trump's election.

And waiting, and waiting, and waiting.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2017 01:59 PM (+lVUW)

Has there ever been a demonstrably true hate crime?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2017 02:04 PM (hJrjt)

193 Alternate Headline: CNN Continues To Beat Itself

Posted by: ShainS at May 10, 2017 02:04 PM (WURaz)

194 Watching the original Day the Earth Stood Still.Not a favorite,fucking SJW aliens nosing into our affairs....

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 02:04 PM (r/0kC)

195 Tv shows:

Automan
Manimal
Snoops

And I kinda like the V remake

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 02:04 PM (WUKAe)

196
Hee Haw

Posted by: freaked at May 10, 2017 02:02 PM (LxnH5)

That was one of the few shows my mom watched that I liked. I hated the Lawrence Welk Show though.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 02:04 PM (qf8IB)

197 >>160
Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Ultraman.

Posted by: General Zod at May 10, 2017 02:04 PM (Bdeb0)

198 My goodness they are trying to twist this justified firing into some weird evil plan. They are so transparent, and foolish.

And, I may have to transfer my Sean Spicer man crush to Sarah....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 10, 2017 02:05 PM (8iiMU)

199 I could go with Hogan's Heroes too.

But Bob Crane is gonna be tough to talk into resuming acting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 02:05 PM (J+eG2)

200 Standard, obligatory advisory: McCain is dumber, and more psycho, than you imagine.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2017 02:05 PM (PjWy4)

201 Has there ever been a demonstrably true hate crime?>>>

Hillary's runs for the presidency?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 10, 2017 02:05 PM (r5KeJ)

202 They used to call Nixon Hitler. So if Nixon is Hitler and Trump is Nixon then Trump must be Hitler by way of Nixon being Hitler

They were lucky to have Nixon since it gave them the chance to call Vietnam "Nixon's War" instead of 'Kennedy's War" or "Johnson's War".

Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 02:05 PM (qJhUV)

203 Markie Post

Since she's 66, it's Granny Post to you!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 02:05 PM (o+pgY)

204 I'll be getting off your lawn toot sweet.
Posted by: rickb223

Hey! The strip of sidewalk in front of my lawn is also my property, you whippersnapper! (Shakes rake.)

Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 02:05 PM (DQ4Fv)

205 Has there ever been a demonstrably true hate crime?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2017 02:04 PM (hJrjt)

Only against conservatives... and the press considers those to be justified violence.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 02:06 PM (qf8IB)

206 185

C'mon zombie.

You say this like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: V. I. Lenin, HR at May 10, 2017 02:06 PM (VFhMt)

207 And half the episodes would end up with the gang
clashing with backwards-thinking Christian zealots who burn witches. I
mean, besides the one episode that they already did in the original
series run (and that episode should tell everyone where it would have
moved to in the next season or two)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2017 02:01 PM (quw2O)

I actually like "Safe" due to the episode flashback structure and great dialogue. I mean, c'mon, it's where we got "Big Damn Heroes" from. And the theme of a brother willing to sacrifice everything for his sister is pretty powerful.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 10, 2017 02:06 PM (ar2KI)

208 333 304 When I go hiking in cougar country I wear a ball cap with fake eyes on the back.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 10, 2017 01:31 PM (X+rUO)

I usually just sit at the end of the bar and order a beer and see what happens next:
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2017 01:37 PM (xIBU4)
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I'm still chuckling over this - great spike

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 10, 2017 02:06 PM (Xvo1a)

209 My first crush was Barbie Benton's belly button.

Posted by: freaked at May 10, 2017 02:06 PM (LxnH5)

210 Man from Atlantis

Land of the Lost

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 02:06 PM (C52a9)

211 Hey! The strip of sidewalk in front of my lawn is also my property, you whippersnapper!

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Ummmm thats a metaphor for something else....right???

Posted by: fixerupper at May 10, 2017 02:06 PM (8XRCm)

212 >>Enslave all doctors and nurses. Just put them in
chains. They will all be owned by the Federal Government. Work them
until they drop dead.
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 02:03 PM (DQ4Fv)

Work them until *just before* they drop dead. Then Soylent Green them.

Posted by: General Zod at May 10, 2017 02:07 PM (Bdeb0)

213 Barbie Benton

Welp... back to the bunk

Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 02:07 PM (2hqkh)

214 One of the press whores just called Sarah Huckabee "Charlotte."

Because Southern, I suppose.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 02:07 PM (PY9jH)

215 168 Sarah Huckabee is bringing just the right amount of snark to their stupid questions.
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She is sharp and has a barely concealed Southern accent. I am gonna guess that she has "blessed a few hearts" in her time.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 02:00 PM (C52a9)
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Agreed. She had a great line on the hypocrisy of the Dem's.

Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2017 02:07 PM (hdpay)

216 The Philco Television Playhouse.

Anthology shows haven't been a thing for a long time. There's been kind of a progression from anthology shows (Playhouse 90, Outer Limits), to episodic TV, to episodic-with-recurrs, and so on up until "basically serials."

I attribute that to first, reruns/syndication, then VCRs let people watch stuff again more conveniently, and then DVDs and the Internet.

Though soap operas (which predate TV) blows a whole in that idea, sort of.

Anyway, having consistent actors and sets is a big moneysaver vs. a true anthology show, though I guess they could have some stock sets and a troupe of actors and oh crap I just described Saturday Night Live.

Okay, so non-comedy-sketch anthology shows haven't...

I give up. If anyone can salvage something from that mess I wrote, help yourself.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 10, 2017 02:07 PM (jh6SF)

217 We had things running smoothly back in my generation.

Siberia for all!!

Of you.

Posted by: V. I. Lenin, HR at May 10, 2017 02:07 PM (VFhMt)

218 She recently said "being a woman is a pre-existing condition."

There's something to this, actually, because women typically have far more interaction with doctors than men do, at least until they're old.

Gah. That's like saying "women spend more on clothes than men, therefore men should subsidize their clothing". No.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 10, 2017 02:08 PM (vRcUp)

219 France's Macron is even more of a wimp and wussy-boy that you thought:

https://twitter.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/status/862363727764619275

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 10, 2017 02:08 PM (rUIbB)

220 214
One of the press whores just called Sarah Huckabee "Charlotte."

Because Southern, I suppose.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 02:07 PM (PY9jH)
Huh? Why would they call her Charlotte if her name is Sarah?

Posted by: IC at May 10, 2017 02:08 PM (a0IVu)

221 AIDS will be mandatory. It will be injected as a reverse "vaccine" for fairness and equality.

Posted by: Trumpcare 2000 at May 10, 2017 02:08 PM (q177U)

222 212 >>Enslave all doctors and nurses. Just put them in
chains. They will all be owned by the Federal Government. Work them
until they drop dead.
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 02:03 PM (DQ4Fv)
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Just imagine them becoming federal employees. They could kill patients all day long on the operating table, misdiagnoses, etc. and no one could sue and they couldn't fired!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 02:09 PM (WUKAe)

223
Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Ultraman.

Posted by: General Zod at May 10, 2017 02:04 PM (Bdeb0)

Kikaida!

Used to watch that all the time on the Japanese TV channels while I was growing up in Hawaii. That shit rocked.

Hell, after 40+ years I can still sing the theme song in Japanese.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2017 02:09 PM (quw2O)

224 If the real Adolph Hitler came back to life and was walking the streets of the United States, campaigning as he goes is there any reason to suspect the left would do anything other than adore him?
They love their strong men.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2017 02:09 PM (hJrjt)

225 "women spend more on clothes than men, therefore men should subsidize their clothing"
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I thought they did.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 10, 2017 02:09 PM (SsblQ)

226 The show would be Sledgehammer.

I accidentally caught an audience pan at the press conference and thought it was a clip from a gathering of low functioning autists.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 02:09 PM (4ErVI)

227 221 AIDS will be mandatory. It will be injected as a reverse "vaccine" for fairness and equality.
Posted by: Trumpcare 2000

Viruses for Algernon.

Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 02:09 PM (DQ4Fv)

228 Trump's twatter today is hilarious, classic, and a taste of what many, many public figures should have been doing, for years.

Namely, slamming, shaming, ridiculing the absurd, stupid, corrupt non-entities who make up most of the political class (99% of that on the Dem side).

He specifically ridicules the loathsome dumbshit Blumenthal from CT for his career-long mendacity/stolen honor. And Schumer, for his comical about-face on Comey.

IF this style, in various forms, were to be adopted by, say, something as big as a major political party, in all their relevant interactions with the press ..... who knows, the American people might be exposed to some sense, over time, and the "story" could be forced into view, as opposed to the near-North Korean orwellian crap that now passes for "news".

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2017 02:10 PM (PjWy4)

229 Enslave all doctors and nurses. Just put them in

chains. They will all be owned by the Federal Government. Work them

until they drop dead.

Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 02:03 PM (DQ4Fv)

A local radio station did an interview with Tim Kaine when he was still governor and the ACA was still being debated. He flat out said that doctors would have to be under state control in order to make the Democrat scheme work.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 02:10 PM (qf8IB)

230 141 Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

Did I read that right? Who is this chick, other than 'deputy WH press secretary'?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 10, 2017 01:55 PM (8iiMU)

Mike Huckabee's daughter.

Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2017 02:10 PM (hdpay)

231 They love their strong men.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2017 02:09 PM (hJrjt)
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That explains Bernie Sanders' popularity, too.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 10, 2017 02:10 PM (SsblQ)

232 "Hogan's Heroes"

But so help me I wouldn't watch a single episode of it if the initial casting is politically correct bullshit.

Posted by: Crusader at May 10, 2017 02:04 PM (ewSN2)

Hogan will have to be a wymyn. Newkirk or LeBeau will be gay. Schultz won't be overweight because fat shaming. Klink will be played by Whoopie Goldberg because don't be racist or sexist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 02:10 PM (493sH)

233 We denounce ourselves!

Also, lying through one's teeth is a pre-existing condition.

CNN--Democracy Dies in Hysteria--also a pre-existing condition.

Posted by: THIS...is CNN! but don't quote us. at May 10, 2017 02:11 PM (m6qV1)

234 Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2017 02:10 PM (PjWy4)

But...but...Muh Decorum and Muh Dignity!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 02:11 PM (4ErVI)

235
Old and Busted: Rape is violent crime
New Hotness: Rape is chlamydia

Posted by: Fritz at May 10, 2017 02:11 PM (2Mnv1)

236 blows a whole in that idea

Argh. *Hole.* Blows a hole.

Wow, at least I didn't enbarrel myself.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 10, 2017 02:11 PM (jh6SF)

237 >>Hell, after 40+ years I can still sing the theme song in Japanese. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2017 02:09 PM (quw2O)

Brother.

Posted by: General Zod at May 10, 2017 02:11 PM (Bdeb0)

238 Trish Regan is looking pretty, as usual. Black top.

I think she also needs a low dose tranquilizer today.

She must be learning how to hype shit from big-boobed Liz Claman...

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 10, 2017 02:11 PM (8iiMU)

239
He specifically ridicules the loathsome dumbshit Blumenthal from CT for his career-long mendacity/stolen honor.

I blame CT for Blumenthal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 02:12 PM (IqV8l)

240 "Crazed warmongering John McCain lashes out over Comey firing:"

Sigh

I really never hope for harm to anyone here. But a nice Full Honor Military Funeral would be nice. Just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 02:00 PM (SjImc)

Screw that. Just throw him in a body bag and have the next Greyhound bus toss him off at the end of the line while the driver sings "Don't Fence Me In."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2017 02:13 PM (X6fMO)

241 Wanted to ask the Horde: which TV show would you all most like to see make a comeback?

Ultraman.

Posted by: General Zod

In Japan it never really went away, you know...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 10, 2017 02:13 PM (9krrF)

242 France's Macron

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It's Macron-oui.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 02:13 PM (Nwg0u)

243 AIDS will be mandatory. It will be injected as a reverse "vaccine" for fairness and equality.

Posted by: Trumpcare 2000 at May 10, 2017 02:08 PM (q177U)

I, for one, will do everything I can to make sure that as many young boys receive this "fairness and equality" good and hard...

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 10, 2017 02:13 PM (rUIbB)

244 More on Fake News:

NYT White House Correspondent tweets:
"Time to stop insisting Bannon was actually neutered...."

Two points:
1) I want to believe that Bannon has had a hand in recent developments, including Comey's firing.
2) I thought that the Bannon - Jared kerfuffle wasn't true, or at most was greatly exaggerated.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 02:14 PM (SIY7D)

245 We laughed at the management of 'news' in the old Soviet Union......

Then....then , something happened in the USA and now who is the joke on when you hear the word 'news'?

The Dems salute the hammer and sickle. And not much else.

I've said it for some time now: The left cares only about *power*. ANY political position they take is temporary and reversible should it become apparent that more power can be accumulated by doing so.

Posted by: Crusader at May 10, 2017 02:14 PM (ewSN2)

246 "Crazed warmongering John McCain lashes out over Comey firing"

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#keatingfivescandal

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 02:14 PM (C52a9)

247 >>A local radio station did an interview with Tim
Kaine when he was still governor and the ACA was still being debated. He
flat out said that doctors would have to be under state control in
order to make the Democrat scheme work. Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 02:10 PM (qf8IB)

The idea was to "selectively lobotomize" them, removing all free will from their awareness but leaving their technical skills intact. To practice, they'd have to pass what was to be called the "Dahmer boards," demonstrating practical medical proficiency but zombie-like inattention to their situation or willpower.

Posted by: General Zod at May 10, 2017 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)

248
Klink will be played by Whoopie Goldberg because don't be racist or sexist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 02:10 PM (493sH)

Well, aside from the gender, dreadlocks, weight and skin color......the casting is off. Totally unbelievable.

Klink was no Nazi. And he was funny.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2017 02:15 PM (quw2O)

249 'Oh look, it's a baboon! I wonder what he's doing here in the newsroom? Wait, no, what's he doing chasing me? '

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2017 02:16 PM (zLDYs)

250 155 It's a strange thing, when changing something only makes it worse, never better.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 10, 2017 01:57 PM (jh6SF)

Well they could always change it back to the way it was when I was a kid in the 50s. There was no health insurance. There was no medicaid or medicare and no employee health insurance.

Doctors then charged about $10 per visit and they made house calls at night.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 10, 2017 02:16 PM (mpXpK)

251 Dack, that's what I mean by "various forms".

There's Trumpian, NYC-style, in your face snark.

There's less direct, acid, Dan Pat Moynihan style snark (at the UN, following some idiotic anti-Israel vote in the Gen. Assembly, amidst whooping/hollering: "the United States objects to the sacrifice of live animals in the aisles").

There are a thousand styles that can be used, each appropriate to the speaker/context.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2017 02:16 PM (PjWy4)

252 >>In Japan it never really went away, you know...Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 10, 2017 02:13 PM (9krrF)

I didn't know that. I'm turning Japanese. I really think so.

Posted by: General Zod at May 10, 2017 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)

253 Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. Not the crappy American half-assed attempts either.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 10, 2017 02:16 PM (326rv)

254 I think I might be intrigued by a contemporary I Dream of Jeannie.
I think lovely things are possible with belly buttons today.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2017 02:16 PM (hJrjt)

255 243 AIDS will be mandatory. It will be injected as a reverse "vaccine" for fairness and equality.

Posted by: Trumpcare 2000 at May 10, 2017 02:08 PM (q177U)

I, for one, will do everything I can to make sure that as many young boys receive this "fairness and equality" good and hard...
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 10, 2017 02:13 PM (rUIbB)

===============

Harrison Bergeron by Vonnegut

If you haven't read it, do so.

Some people made it into a pretty good short film called 2081 a few years ago. Stars Armie Hammer before he was famous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FrZQavx0N8

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 02:16 PM (mC1ZI)

256 I gotta say, I liked the 1st season of Buck Rogers. True the stories were a little bubblegum, but they worked. 2nd season sucked so no thanks.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks. Yes, I Know I Suck at May 10, 2017 02:16 PM (eytER)

257 I, for one, will do everything I can to make sure that as many young boys receive this "fairness and equality" good and hard...
Posted by: Harry Reid
___________

I saw Harry Reid and the Exercise Band open for Boyz II Men at Red Rocks in '98.

Posted by: DistHillary at May 10, 2017 02:17 PM (j+dfT)

258 Screw that. Just throw him in a body bag and have the next Greyhound bus toss him off at the end of the line while the driver sings "Don't Fence Me In."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2017 02:13 PM (X6fMO)

^5!

God, I hate that lying son of a bitch.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 10, 2017 02:17 PM (EjfPg)

259 >>256
I gotta say, I liked the 1st season of Buck Rogers. True the stories
were a little bubblegum, but they worked. 2nd season sucked so no
thanks. Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks. Yes, I Know I Suck at May 10, 2017 02:16 PM (eytER)

"Biddy biddy."

Posted by: General Zod at May 10, 2017 02:18 PM (Bdeb0)

260 I saw Harry Reid and the Exercise Band open for Boyz II Men at Red Rocks in '98.
Posted by: DistHillary at May 10, 2017 02:17 PM (j+dfT)

Didn't The Exercise Band back somebody else up back in the day?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2017 02:18 PM (hJrjt)

261 Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp starring Paolo.

Posted by: Dred Silverman at May 10, 2017 02:18 PM (qeUgm)

262 I gotta say, I liked the 1st season of Buck Rogers. True the stories were a little bubblegum, but they worked. 2nd season sucked so no thanks.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks. Yes, I Know I Suck at May 10, 2017 02:16 PM (eytER)

Pamela Hensley. Nuff said

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 02:18 PM (493sH)

263 Nick link off.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 10, 2017 02:18 PM (EjfPg)

264 Well they could always change it back to the way it was when I was a kid
in the 50s. There was no health insurance. There was no medicaid or
medicare and no employee health insurance.
===

And only 26 years later the United States was born.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 02:18 PM (C52a9)

265 220 214
One of the press whores just called Sarah Huckabee "Charlotte."

Because Southern, I suppose.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 02:07 PM (PY9jH)
Huh? Why would they call her Charlotte if her name is Sarah?
Posted by: IC at May 10, 2017 02:08 PM (a0IVu)
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Charlotte is her daughter. Sarah had mentioned that is was Charlotte's birthday today.

Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2017 02:19 PM (hdpay)

266 I think I might be intrigued by a contemporary I Dream of Jeannie.

"Jeannie" would have tats today...lots of them. And probably dreadlocks. And the vocabulary and diction of an inner city 8th grader.

Or...it would star that one chick from "Two Broke Girls".

Either way, it would be *terrible*.

Posted by: Crusader at May 10, 2017 02:19 PM (ewSN2)

267 That explains Bernie Sanders' popularity, too.

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Didja see Jimmy Crack Corn Carter said he voted for Sanders over Inevitable Hillary.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 02:19 PM (Nwg0u)

268
Didn't The Exercise Band back somebody else up back in the day?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 10, 2017 02:18 PM (hJrjt)

One of John Paul Jones many post-LZ projects.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 10, 2017 02:20 PM (fD1ST)

269 Olivia Newton John's Exercise Band

Posted by: freaked at May 10, 2017 02:20 PM (LxnH5)

270 Pamela Hensley. Nuff said

Well, yeah.

And for the record, Markie Post did an episode too.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks. Yes, I Know I Suck at May 10, 2017 02:20 PM (eytER)

271 260 I saw Harry Reid and the Exercise Band open for Boyz II Men at Red Rocks in '98.
Posted by: DistHillary at May 10, 2017 02:17 PM (j+dfT)

Didn't The Exercise Band back somebody else up back in the day?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods
________

Major, major sock fail.

Maybe they backed up Jerry Sandusky. I was drunk at the time.

Posted by: Furious George at May 10, 2017 02:21 PM (j+dfT)

272 Wait, getting raped but a baboon in the ass gives you anal cancer??? Get that baboon in the senate stat!!!!

Posted by: lindameh at May 10, 2017 02:22 PM (kufk0)

273 "Biddy biddy."
Posted by: General Zod at May 10, 2017 02:18 PM (Bdeb0)

The bile, she rises in my throat. I always wanted to smash that little fake ass shit robot.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 10, 2017 02:22 PM (CPk08)

274 >>>Viruses for Algernon.
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 02:09 PM (DQ4Fv)

We'll cast Jeff Goldbloom and play it off as kind of a soft reboot of The Fly.

Posted by: Max Power at May 10, 2017 02:23 PM (q177U)

275 I can't believe that I share a planet with John McCain and gay rape monkeys.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 02:23 PM (C52a9)

276 Pamela Hensley. Nuff said

Well, yeah.

And for the record, Markie Post did an episode too.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks. Yes, I Know I Suck at May 10, 2017 02:20 PM (eytER)

The first season certainly had the hotties. Kimberly Beck comes to mind

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 02:23 PM (493sH)

277 I loved Misfits of Science.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 02:01 PM (0mRoj)

OMG YES THIS. THIS THIS THIS. My sister and I were just a bit older than wee bairns when MoS was on, but we both LOVED it. We still talk about it and how much we miss it. I found the opening credits on YouTube and showed it to Mr. MWR, and he keeps playing it b/c it's so damn awesome.
https://youtu.be/WRZWKfeN1u4
Pure, unadulterated 80's bliss.
BRING IT BACK.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 10, 2017 02:24 PM (4df7R)

278 What about ass cancer?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Shep at May 10, 2017 02:24 PM (QM5S2)

279 Erin Gray> Pamela Hensley

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 02:24 PM (r/0kC)

280 Klink will be played by Whoopie Goldberg because don't be racist or sexist

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Or change the name to Kink and go with Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 02:24 PM (Nwg0u)

281 John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys were in their prime on the "Reid 'em and Weep" tour of '96.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 10, 2017 02:25 PM (fD1ST)

282 As for health insurance, to simplify.

Through some miraculous exception to the norm, surely, for decades I was able to (intermittently, depending on work situation) buy perfectly adequate insurance policies, in various jurisdictions, for prices that never amounted to a significant part of my budget.

At the end (that is, 2013, just before O-care catastrophe kicked in), this was still mostly true. My insurance bill was less than twice my cable/internet bill, to put it in perspective (for two adults).

Instantly, over-night, Jan. 1 2014, my bill was increased by *4 times* - actually 5-6 times, if I were to have maintained comparable coverage/deductibles etc. Yes, THAT much.

So of course I went without insurance for the only time in my life, for a while.

There was no uninsured crisis before O-care. Any financially, involuntarily uninsured (the ONLY category that is a rational or proper object of public policy), which numbered in the low millions, at most, could have been written checks (like Section 8 housing assistance, like food stamps). "Problem" solved.

Instead, the entire system was blown up (though most of you have barely felt it, it seems, with your piddling 20% premium increases and minor disruption of networks). Idiocy. Why I call it the final, failed national IQ test.

"Fixing" the problems that existed prior to O-care (cost increases, mostly) would be one of the simplest, easiest fixes in history. But, as a hopelessly dumbed-down, character-free country, that looks unlikely.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2017 02:25 PM (PjWy4)

283 So the pRon shark thing is a hoax?
I already reserved the full length HD-DVD, can I get my 39.99 back?

Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 02:25 PM (2hqkh)

284 Damn if "John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys" wouldn't make a fine username.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 10, 2017 02:26 PM (fD1ST)

285 2 Gay baboon was good for another 100 posts.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 10, 2017 01:33 PM
..........

Missed it. Guess I've got some reading to do.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2017 02:26 PM (HgMAr)

286 Second season of Buck Rogers they tried to go Star Trek,even added the Spock like Hawk character.The other show that completely changed from one season to the next was Space 1999.

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 02:28 PM (r/0kC)

287 Erin Grey. Mmmm...Col. Dearing. Mmmmm....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at May 10, 2017 02:28 PM (VvjLK)

288 281 John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys were in their prime on the "Reid 'em and Weep" tour of '96.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 10, 2017 02:25 PM (fD1ST)

Sex Dog for Grandma was their best album.

Posted by: josephistan at May 10, 2017 02:29 PM (7HtZB)

289 "Jeannie" would have tats today...lots of them

OK - I either need to concentrate on work or hang out here. Can't do both at the same time. I was trying to figure out why that was a bad thing and realized that my mind had substituted a different vowel for the 'a' between the twin t's

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 10, 2017 02:29 PM (kUmUV)

290 Is there any truth to the rumor that Barron Trump fired Comey? I hear that the President saw this as a teachable moment for his heir, and took advantage. Barron, I'm told, did very well, and was very firm with Mr. Comey.

Posted by: General Zod at May 10, 2017 02:29 PM (Bdeb0)

291 287 Erin Grey. Mmmm...Col. Dearing. Mmmmm....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at May 10, 2017 02:28 PM (VvjLK)

I got to meet her & my picture taken with her. I want that on my tombstone.

Posted by: josephistan at May 10, 2017 02:30 PM (7HtZB)

292 "Spenser for Hire" was a good show back in the day.

Posted by: Crusader at May 10, 2017 02:30 PM (ewSN2)

293 John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys

I saw them open for Hoobastank. They did a cover of Seventeen by Winger.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks. Yes, I Know I Suck at May 10, 2017 02:30 PM (eytER)

294 Ah well, watching the left self consume itself in the burning fire of spittle flinging rage is fun and all, but I've got important cooking stuff to accomplish.

Wife and I will soon be celebrating our 25th year together, and I'm tasked with baking up some dinner rolls for the feast.

No real recipe as yet, but here's what I have so far:

Flour, all purpose, around three cups
Sugar, 1/3 cup
Eggs, two
Salt, 1/2 tsp
Water, 1.5 cup
Yeast, 2 tsp

Mix dry ingredients, except sugar. Heat water to the point where it is very warm. Dissolve sugar into water, add yeast, and mix thoroughly. Cover, and set aside in a warm place for about ten to fifteen minutes, until very foamy, and yeasty smelling.

In a mixer bowl, add eggs to dry ingredients, and mix on low for about a minute. Add yeast mixture, mix for another minute, then switch to dough hook.

Dough should be very sticky at this point. Work dough with dough hook for a couple minutes on about '3', and start adding additional flour a tablespoon at a time, until dough is smooth, satiny, and elastic. Knead for an additional 7 minutes, then empty dough onto a lightly floured surface. Knead by hand until it's right....

....It has an odd feel when it's properly kneaded, like the center of the dough is almost liquid, and the outside is more elastic. Other tests you can perform are the shape hold test, where the ball of dough in your hand will hold it's shape without sagging. Finger punch test, where you jab your index finger into the dough, up to your second joint, and remove it. Dough should not rebound. The gluten window test, where you stretch a small piece of dough out between your fingers....it should stretch out very thin, and form a thin, translucent window before breaking....

Grease a plastic bowl lightly, (I use cooking spray), transfer dough to bowl, turning once to coat, then cover, and let rise in a warm place until just doubled.

Dump dough out onto a lightly greased surface, and gently roll it out into a long snake shape. Cut into a dozen even pieces. Roll each piece, (gently!), between your hands into a ball shape, about 1.5 times larger than a golf ball. Place on a lightly greased, and corn meal dusted baking sheet. Leave about two inches separation between each piece. Be gentle here, because if you overwork the dough at this point, they'll be ruined. At this point, I like to lightly spray the tops of the rolls with cooking spray, to help keep them from drying out.

In a warm place, let them rise a second time, until about doubled...or even a bit more. Do not score the tops.

Preheat oven to 375 degrees, giving the oven a good twenty minutes for it's temperature to stabilize. Bake rolls for about ten minutes, then remove long enough to brush with beaten egg, and sprinkle sea salt and sesame seeds on them, (or whatever you prefer). Return to oven, and bake for an additional eight minutes until a golden brown. Select the largest of your rolls, and thump it's bottom with one finger, it should sound hollow, at which point, you're done.

Remove to wire rack, and let them cool for about thirty minutes.

Very soft rolls, just lightly sweet, and with some very minor modifications, make for some great hamburger and hot dog buns.

If you want to keep the insides very white, use store bought eggs, otherwise, use local fresh eggs. Do not use steam when baking.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 10, 2017 02:31 PM (OWWcB)

295 I haven't really watched TV since I moved in February. Can't say I've missed it at all, aside maybe from the westerns on MeTV (which will be back on the menu once I'm on my feet proper again).

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 10, 2017 02:31 PM (9krrF)

296 That's a lot of work for a biscuit.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 10, 2017 02:32 PM (baYK5)

297 For the most part , doctors in the Soviet Union were looked at the same way we look at High School teachers here. Paid by the government to do a government quality job.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 02:33 PM (EV+4+)

298 I saw Paolo the Gay Baboon open for Chuckie's army in 1993 at blossom in greater cleveland

Posted by: Fox at May 10, 2017 02:33 PM (DVC2D)

299 Oooo, thanks for the recipe, Sticky wicket! And Happy Anniversary! 25 years goes by very quickly, doesn't it?!

Posted by: moki at May 10, 2017 02:33 PM (V+V48)

300 I saw a Gunsmoke the other day in which Matt tells a couple of buffalo hunters who have enslaved an ~~Indian~~ Native American girl that they're the lowest white men he's ever seen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 02:33 PM (Nwg0u)

301 294 - or pop open a thing of Pillsbury.

Posted by: josephistan at May 10, 2017 02:33 PM (7HtZB)

302 ... aside maybe from the westerns on MeTV..

We don't get a lot of snow-in days here in Oklahoma, but I hope the next one we get comes on a Saturday--MeTV has wall-to-wall westerns all day Saturday.

Posted by: Crusader at May 10, 2017 02:34 PM (ewSN2)

303 LOL, "The FBI is in complete chaos" Trish needs to tone down the hype.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 10, 2017 02:34 PM (8iiMU)

304 Screw it. Let's get this party started.

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 10, 2017 02:35 PM (fD1ST)

305
I loved Gunsmoke.

Piece of Trivia.

James Arness and Peter Graves are brothers.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 10, 2017 02:35 PM (8XRCm)

306 "The FBI is in complete chaos"

...just like it was BEFORE Comey got fired.

Posted by: Crusader at May 10, 2017 02:35 PM (ewSN2)

307 If the FBI was *truly* in chaos, then it speaks volumes about Comey's hideous management, then.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 10, 2017 02:36 PM (8iiMU)

308 301 294 - or pop open a thing of Pillsbury.
Posted by: josephistan

Cracker Barrel

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 02:36 PM (o+pgY)

309 Is there any truth to the rumor that Barron Trump fired Comey? I hear that the President saw this as a teachable moment for his heir, and took advantage. Barron, I'm told, did very well, and was very firm with Mr. Comey.

Posted by: General Zod at May 10, 2017 02:29 PM (Bdeb0)

CNN: Officials have reported to us that Barron Trump, while wearing an SS uniform, killed James Comey and danced on his grave because of Trump's connections to Russia and he wanted to see a man die. Stay with CNN for this developing story...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 02:36 PM (493sH)

310 Damn if "John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys" wouldn't make a fine username.

Or a Tom of Finland story.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2017 02:37 PM (X6fMO)

311 310 Damn if "John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys" wouldn't make a fine username.

Or a Tom of Finland story.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2017 02:37 PM (X6fMO)

Oh HELL no.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 02:38 PM (0mRoj)

312 On Hogan's Heroes, the actors playing Klink, Schultz, Burkhalter, Hochstetter, and Lebeau were Jewish.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2017 02:38 PM (dZ756)

313
Or a Tom of Finland story.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2017 02:37 PM (X6fMO)

Oh HELL no.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 02:38 PM (0mRoj)

That will teach me to look up something I don't know, that is mentioned on Ace's blog.

Posted by: moki at May 10, 2017 02:39 PM (V+V48)

314 On Hawaii 5-OH
Cam Fong played Chin Ho.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 10, 2017 02:39 PM (QM5S2)

315 Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela Hensley

Posted by: Fox at May 10, 2017 02:40 PM (DVC2D)

316 On Hogan's Heroes, the actors playing Klink, Schultz, Burkhalter, Hochstetter, and Lebeau were Jewish.

And they all refused to do the show if the Germans WEREN'T depicted as buffoons.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 02:40 PM (o+pgY)

317 The Democrats and their MSM could be looked at as promoting, for power and profit, a continual series of snipe hunts where they occasionally haul out the corpse of a sparrow as proof that their hunts are worth the effort and money that their base puts into them.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 10, 2017 02:40 PM (d3wbb)

318
On Hawaii 5-OH
Cam Fong played Chin Ho.

And X played Y.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 02:40 PM (IqV8l)

319 314 And Zulu played Kono.

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 02:40 PM (r/0kC)

320 315 Agreed

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 02:41 PM (r/0kC)

321 And blackface...

Posted by: RioBravo at May 10, 2017 02:42 PM (SsblQ)

322 Are they going to let Comey back in the office to continue his search for his car keys?

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2017 02:42 PM (HgMAr)

323 Paolo the Gay Baboon Balloon coming November '17!
Posted by: Macy's Gay Parade at May 10, 2017 01:38 PM

========

When is Shep Smith coming?

Posted by: ShainS at May 10, 2017 02:42 PM (WURaz)

324 I saw Shep Smith open for a homosexual baboon in the Fox green room a couple of hours ago.

Well, technically I didn't see it, but you could hear it a block away.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2017 02:42 PM (7ZVPa)

325 And Danno played backdoor butt bongo.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 10, 2017 02:42 PM (QM5S2)

326 Stupidity is still a pre-existing condition

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 10, 2017 02:43 PM (LtG+N)

327 Oooo, thanks for the recipe, Sticky wicket! And Happy Anniversary! 25 years goes by very quickly, doesn't it?!

Posted by: moki at May 10, 2017 02:33 PM (V+V4

It went by really fast. So fast that I'm half convinced she's lying to me. 25 years? Twenty Five?

/boggle

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 10, 2017 02:43 PM (OWWcB)

328 Paolo the Gay Baboon Balloon coming November '17
-------------------------------
Will there be a live web cam like that giraffe birth?

Posted by: RioBravo at May 10, 2017 02:43 PM (SsblQ)

329 OMFG - CBS News asked Putin if he had anything to do with Comey firing.

These people are idiots.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 02:43 PM (NOIQH)

330 The Battle For America Continues.

Swamp Drain Pumps:

[X] Engaged
[ ] Not Engaged

Posted by: Paid Protestor at May 10, 2017 02:43 PM (3myMJ)

331 Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela Hensley

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 02:43 PM (C52a9)

332 When is Shep Smith coming?

After hearing the news, I think he already did.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks. Yes, I Know I Suck at May 10, 2017 02:43 PM (eytER)

333 The FBI is in complete chaos

Well, it would be. They're out there trying to prove "intent" in all their investigations and coming up with bupkis.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 10, 2017 02:44 PM (yL25O)

334 Werner Klemperer, who played Klink, was the son of Otto Klemperer, a very famous orchestra conductor.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at May 10, 2017 02:44 PM (VvjLK)

335 Is it just me or does Ben Cardin look like a penis?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 02:44 PM (SjImc)

336 Old sock away

Posted by: Meremortal at May 10, 2017 02:44 PM (3myMJ)

337 291 - I too, met Erin Grey. Glad she couldn't read my mind. Teen crush lives on.

Posted by: Teen Oneophile at May 10, 2017 02:44 PM (qeUgm)

338 Valerie Bertinelli > Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela Hensley

Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 02:45 PM (2hqkh)

339 seppuku Is a pre-existing condition

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 10, 2017 02:45 PM (LtG+N)

340 We don't get a lot of snow-in days here in Oklahoma, but I hope the next one we get comes on a Saturday--MeTV has wall-to-wall westerns all day Saturday.

Posted by: Crusader

Watching those with dad on Saturdays will remain one of my better memories of the last few years.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 10, 2017 02:45 PM (9krrF)

341 "entire system was blown up "

Obamacare is similar to the Philadelphia sugar tax. Also the Al Gore carbon tax that they can't get passed.

Politicians are mostly selected for their voice, height, how well they dress and most of all their skill in picking out the groups who's asses they need to kiss to get elected.

Obama was smart enough (or took good-for-him advice) to leave before the bills came due.

Posted by: Ok at May 10, 2017 02:45 PM (OE5e7)

342 Bob Crane's porn stage name was Paolo.

Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2017 02:45 PM (7n4KQ)

343 I have a friend ( a real one, not Farcebook variety). He's has grown increasingly left since he got out of the USAF. I knew him then and he was always left of center. Now center is far far away from him though he doesn't realize it. Anyway, he posted on Farcebook that Trump should be impeached over the Comey firing. I just deleted it. No point in responding. He was a Obama cultist and now has morphed into a raging Trump hater. Its a shame really. I still like the guy. Good family man, a decent cat most of the time. Alas, his TDS is taking over. Meh, I'm done giving a shit over the hyperventilation's of the Left and there muppets in the MSM. I'll probably visit him when I head up to Western PA for my exotic golf vacation later this summer (he lives near Youngstown OH). I'll do what i did last year. Steer all conversations to something not politics. I already work with a bunch of TDS sufferers.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2017 02:45 PM (82vnb)

344 The FBI is in complete chaos

KAOS?

Posted by: Meremortal at May 10, 2017 02:46 PM (3myMJ)

345 Valerie Bertenelli >Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela Hensley

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 10, 2017 02:46 PM (HTKQp)

346

Brigitte Bardot> Valerie Bertinelli > Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela Hensley

Posted by: fixerupper at May 10, 2017 02:46 PM (8XRCm)

347 BREAD???

I was told that 25 years was SILVER.

So I could have been within the rules to give her a gift card to Pepperidge Farm???

Dammit. I am an idiot.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 02:47 PM (C52a9)

348 Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 10, 2017 02:46 PM (HTKQp)
_________

Good man... See #338

Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 02:47 PM (2hqkh)

349
Cam Fong played Chin Ho

It could as easily have been the other way around. Like we'd have any means of knowing differently.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2017 02:48 PM (pNxlR)

350 BREAD???

------

She found your diary underneath the tree.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 10, 2017 02:48 PM (8XRCm)

351 KAOS?

----

Missed it by ' ' that much.

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 10, 2017 02:48 PM (suO/a)

352 >>Is it just me or does Ben Cardin look like a penis?

Actually, he does...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 02:48 PM (NOIQH)

353 Eat a pizza, have a baby!

http://tinyurl.com/mmf92pw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 02:48 PM (Nwg0u)

354 347 BREAD???

I was told that 25 years was SILVER.

So I could have been within the rules to give her a gift card to Pepperidge Farm???

Dammit. I am an idiot.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!

An MP3 download of "Baby, I'm a Want You" would have worked.

Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2017 02:48 PM (7n4KQ)

355 I am so desperate to stop seeing left scrunts on TV I am watching a Met's Game. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 02:48 PM (SjImc)

356 Is being assaulted in any way a pre-existing condition?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 10, 2017 02:48 PM (vRcUp)

357
#fakenews about #fakerape

Forget it, kiddos, it's #fake all the way down.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2017 02:49 PM (pNxlR)

358
"Obama was smart enough (or took good-for-him advice) to leave before the bills came due."

He was also smart enough to start the taxes 4 years early so that the first 6 years of O-care would be supported by 10 years of taxes.

"Doesn't add one cent to the national debt!"

Now, imagine running the next 8 years on 8 years of taxes.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 10, 2017 02:49 PM (3myMJ)

359 Good man... See #338
Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 02:47 PM (2hqkh)

======

Just did. *fist bump*

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 10, 2017 02:49 PM (HTKQp)

360 Is paisley out of style?
Someone tell me the answer

Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 02:50 PM (Rsi2C)

361 Is paisley out of style?
Someone tell me the answer
Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 02:50 PM (Rsi2C)

not if they are panties

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 02:50 PM (SjImc)

362 360 Is paisley out of style?
Someone tell me the answer
Posted by: L, Elle

Something had to once be in style to go out of style.

Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2017 02:51 PM (7n4KQ)

363 Is paisley out of style?
Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 02:50 PM (Rsi2C)

Not if you are on LSD.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 10, 2017 02:51 PM (3myMJ)

364 not if they are panties
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 02:50 PM (SjImc)
_______

Depends

Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 02:51 PM (2hqkh)

365 the ends justify the means

Posted by: Walter Duranty at May 10, 2017 02:51 PM (DpOmP)

366 Existence should be a pre-existing condition.

Posted by: Jean-Paul Sartre at May 10, 2017 02:51 PM (vRcUp)

367 Valerie Bertinelli > Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela Hensley

Tiffany Thiessen > Valerie Bertinelli > Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela Hensley

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 02:52 PM (o+pgY)

368 Simply being alive is a pre-existing terminal condition, is it not?

Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 02:52 PM (2hqkh)

369 Why didn't I expect an unserious answer? You'd think I was new around here. Haha NGU

Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 02:52 PM (Rsi2C)

370 Raquel Welch > Brigitte Bardot> Valerie Bertinelli > Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela Hensley

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 10, 2017 02:53 PM (8iiMU)

371 Regarding that gay baboon who rapes village men--should GLAAD or PETA get involved somehow?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 10, 2017 02:53 PM (LQLeS)

372 Hillary/Gay Baboon 2020
Fuck the Patriarchy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 02:53 PM (Nwg0u)

373 >>>360 Is paisley out of style?
Someone tell me the answer
Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 02:50 PM (Rsi2C)

no
i'm wearing a navy paisley bandana print right now

Posted by: concrete girl at May 10, 2017 02:53 PM (WKvlL)

374 Existence should be a pre-existing condition.

Posted by: Jean-Paul Sartre
===

Well, if it's pre-existing, then it is prior to existence.

Nothingness is prior to existence.

So Nothingness is the pre-existing condition.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 02:53 PM (C52a9)

375 Tiffany Thiessen > Valerie Bertinelli > Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela Hensley

Posted by: rickb223
==

ooooh strong play.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 02:54 PM (C52a9)

376 Ann Margarete > Raquel Welch > Brigitte Bardot> Valerie Bertinelli > Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela Hensley

Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 02:54 PM (2hqkh)

377 Big-boobed Liz Claman is wearing a sleeveless plunging neckline white outfit.

No cleavage revealed, though.

So sad.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 10, 2017 02:54 PM (8iiMU)

378 That may not be the case in the future. Under the current bill, states could seek waivers that would let insurers sell plans that don't include all the essential health benefits mandated by the ACA

What of Sandra Fluke's birth control pills?

DOES THE GOP WANT HER TO PROCREATE?

The humanity. The humanity.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 10, 2017 02:55 PM (yL25O)

379
Tiffany Thiessen > Valerie Bertinelli > Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela Hensley
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 02:52 PM (o+pgY)

It's like you folks are filling your dispensers for one week's worth of pills.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2017 02:55 PM (pNxlR)

380 Sophia Loren > Raquel Welch > Brigitte Bardot> Valerie Bertinelli > Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela Hensley

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 10, 2017 02:55 PM (HTKQp)

381 Paisley... and tie-dye, and cone incense, and elephant bells, and black lights, and hairy girl armpits... did I leave anything out?

Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 02:55 PM (zSVEm)

382 Is there something wrong at Google? Haven't a bunch of Google employees gone to Iraq and Afghanistan? Didn't they pull trigger? Maybe they saw the righteousness of the Taliban's cause. We can't know what caused them to hate their homeland, but a good first guess would be that they stayed home, in Mom's basement. That 6 O'clock news is hard to see through the smoky haze, but it IS the truth. No?

Posted by: goon at May 10, 2017 02:55 PM (EaQ6/)

383 Hey Mortimer have you seen the Politico article on the FBI JJ linked this morning?

I only ask because it seemed you had contacts in the bureau.

It's Politico, so ..... yeah. But still, disturbing. By disturbing, I mean their ability to find actual former FBI people who actually said they were troubled by Comey's dismissal.

Anyone who didn't recognize, instantly, the grossly inappropriate as well as substantively absurd dereliction of Comey in his farcical July press event - well, it's somewhat shocking such ignoramuses could ever have worked at any level of federal law enforcement.

Any reasonably informed citizen recognized instantly that Comey was way out of line, in terms of process (process that matters, as in not destroying conditions for a fair trial, if it comes to that), and also on substance, where he attempted to brazenly rewrite a statute that is clear on its face, and for which the publicly known facts of the case made it a slam-dunk, easily prosecuted charge.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2017 02:55 PM (PjWy4)

384 Lord Paisley, what hast thou wrought?

Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 02:56 PM (zSVEm)

385 381 Paisley... and tie-dye, and cone incense, and elephant bells, and black lights, and hairy girl armpits... did I leave anything out?
Posted by: kraken

We're gonna do that Ice Age thread again?

Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2017 02:56 PM (7n4KQ)

386 Barbara Eden> Elizabeth Montgomery> Mary Tyler Moore> Ann Margarete > Raquel Welch > Brigitte Bardot> Valerie
Bertinelli > Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela
Hensley

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 02:57 PM (C52a9)

387 381
Paisley... and tie-dye, and cone incense, and elephant bells, and black
lights, and hairy girl armpits... did I leave anything out?

Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2017 02:55 PM (zSVEm)

Lava lamp is broken?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 10, 2017 02:57 PM (8iiMU)

388 OMFG - CBS News asked Putin if he had anything to do with Comey firing.

These people are idiots

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 02:43 PM (NOIQH)
...........

Next can they ask him to quit controlling my gophers?

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2017 02:58 PM (HgMAr)

389 Ann Margarete > Raquel Welch > Brigitte Bardot> Valerie Bertinelli > Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela Hensley

Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 02:54 PM (2hqkh)

Sophia Loren.

http://tinyurl.com/n672r7n

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2017 02:58 PM (X6fMO)

390 "What of Sandra Fluke's birth control pills?

DOES THE GOP WANT HER TO PROCREATE?

The humanity. The humanity."

Don't forget Lena Dunham

The Huge Manatee, the Huge Manatee.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 02:58 PM (J+eG2)

391 NOOD. Colbert.

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at May 10, 2017 02:58 PM (ukNFU)

392 363 Is paisley out of style?
Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 02:50 PM (Rsi2C)

Not if you are on LSD.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 10, 2017 02:51 PM (3myMJ)

So to wear paisley I have to do LSD too?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 10, 2017 02:58 PM (yL25O)

393 386
Barbara Eden> Elizabeth Montgomery> Mary Tyler Moore> Ann Margarete > Raquel Welch > Brigitte Bardot> Valerie

Bertinelli > Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela

Hensley

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 02:57 PM (C52a9)
I think Raquel is certainly > than MTM and Bewitched Babe....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 10, 2017 02:58 PM (8iiMU)

394 Yay! Concrete girl and me are twinsies! (I bought a new skirt).

Also, Nordstrom Rack sucks. I went there for the first time yesterday. They sell all old lady clothes. I managed to find the one good thing in the whole store that must have been there by accident, a camo light weight jacket.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 02:58 PM (Rsi2C)

395 Barbara Eden> Elizabeth Montgomery> Mary Tyler Moore> Ann Margarete > Raquel Welch > Brigitte Bardot> Valerie Bertinelli > Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela Hensley

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!

I'd put Hedy Lamar in there, but we need her to keep the wireless networks running

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 10, 2017 02:58 PM (9krrF)

396 I Dream of Jeanie 2017
Ain't callin' you "Massa", cracker!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 02:58 PM (Nwg0u)

397 Flowers in your hair?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 10, 2017 02:59 PM (CNHr1)

398 "Barbara Eden> Elizabeth Montgomery> Mary Tyler Moore> Ann Margarete > Raquel Welch > Brigitte Bardot> Valerie
Bertinelli > Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela
Hensley "

I stand in solidarity with my peeps.

The "Be Off My Lawn" Squad"!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 02:59 PM (J+eG2)

399
On Hogan's Heroes, the actors playing Klink, Schultz, Burkhalter, Hochstetter, and Lebeau were Jewish.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2017 02:38 PM (dZ756)

And the guy playing Lebeau survived Buchenwald.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2017 03:02 PM (XWkhW)

400 If we don't make the coming Ice Age our primary thrust at the Left, then we are missing a grand opportunity to watch strokes and heart-attacks and other climate driven extinction events happening on the micro scale. They want everything to be macro, but we can shove a stick into those spokes any time that we have the nerve. It doesn't matter if we are right, it matters only if we make them crazy.

Posted by: goon at May 10, 2017 03:04 PM (EaQ6/)

401 it's somewhat shocking such ignoramuses could ever have worked at any level of federal law enforcement.

===

Dammit , I was locked in a Barbara Eden /Elizabeth Montgomery daydream. Raquel Welch was there, too, serving Chik Fil A waffle fries...mmmm waffle fries...

Okay anyway, yes like any giant .Gov failocracy, there is a 60 /40 split of people who are there for all the wrong reasons.

The good guys are split but generally disliked Comey because he was so obviously not an investigator. He was a political hack , politically hacking. He was not liked but not surprising.

The agents' job is to collect facts and go where the evidence leads, impartially and objectively as possible. Some of the evidence that you see makes you really fkn partial and non-objective. But it is your job to remain neutral and to obtain all available facts and present them to a prosecutor.

It is also you're job , after all is said and done , to throw asses into jails as ordered by the court.

Comey had no interest in either of these things and surrounded himself with like-minded political slugs. Thus he was hated by real agents and loved by political ladder-climbers.

No more complicated than that

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 03:06 PM (C52a9)

402 I do hope Mr. Stang has been fired from his organist job, because it doesn't seem like quite a professional thing to do to spray paint graffiti on the church you work for-aside from the fact that the Episcopal Church is very gay friendly church and it would probably be considered by many church members to be the Episcopal version of a mortal sin to vote for Donald Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2017 03:07 PM (fDdVG)

403 Pamela Hensley>Barbara Eden> Elizabeth Montgomery> Mary Tyler Moore> Ann Margarete > Raquel Welch > Brigitte Bardot> Valerie Bertinelli > Barbi Benton> Markie post > Erin Gray> Pamela Hensley

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 03:10 PM (493sH)

404 Also:

The average agent doing the job had no contact with Comey and only saw him on tv like everybody else.

Jagoffs like Comey LOVE to stick their noses into "exciting" casework precisely because it makes them feel like they are in the spotlight.

Most of the thousands of cases being investigated everyday do not rise to the level of politicization that Comey was obviously meddling with. Most agents avoid upper level aholes like Comey as often as possible in order to keep them away from their cases.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 03:11 PM (C52a9)

405 Big-boobed Liz Claman is wearing a sleeveless plunging neckline white outfit.

No cleavage revealed, though.

So sad.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 10, 2017 02:54 PM (8iiMU)

She had Sheila Jackson Lee on. "This horrendous firing of Comey." It's amazing to watch the left turn on a dime and all talk in lockstep no matter what

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 03:14 PM (493sH)

406 Amos and Andy.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2017 03:30 PM (zLDYs)

407 So some people are just now releazing google and facebook are the tip of the enemy's spear?

Posted by: colfax mingo at May 10, 2017 03:30 PM (FLjWH)

408 Kikaida - agreed. Watched it a ton when stationed on Oahu long ago. So corny yet me and the kids couldn't take our eyes of it! Money.

My vote is for Chuck Connors as "The rifleman" , Kojak or the Mod Squad.

Posted by: Old Corps at May 10, 2017 03:38 PM (lwKRt)

409 The Addam's Family

Posted by: Lurch at May 10, 2017 03:39 PM (lwKRt)

410 I Dream of Jeannie, Barbara Eden plus more Barbara Eden

Posted by: Bobmark at May 10, 2017 07:11 PM (o7rzE)

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