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Comey Tells Congressional Panel: Classified Emails from Hillary's Server Were Forwarded to Anthony Weiner

So, it appears there was something in that re-opening of the email case.

I guess Comey took the position that given that he was giving Hillary a free pass on transmitting classified information via an unsecure email to unauthorized persons anyway, it didn't matter that her emails were also being sent to compromised, easily-blackmailable Anthony Weiner too.

And yet Hillary Clinton still claims that Comey's late announcement that Huma's emails were being given a look in the wake of Weiner's computer being examined was totally unfair and unwarranted.

Hillary Clinton emails containing classified information were forwarded to former congressman Anthony Weiner, the director of the FBI testified Wednesday as he defended his handling of politically sensitive probes surrounding the last year’s presidential race.

Under questioning from the senior Democrat on the committee, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.), James B. Comey revealed more details about how Clinton’s emails ended up on Weiner’s computer.

Weiner, a New York Democrat, was married to a top aide to Clinton, Huma Abedin. Weiner was being investigated separately for possible inappropriate communications with a minor.

"Somehow, her emails were being forwarded to Anthony Weiner, including classified information," Comey said, adding later, "His then-spouse Huma Abedin appears to have had a regular practice of forwarding emails to him for him to print out for her so she could deliver them to the secretary of state."

The two were investigated for possible mishandling of classified material, but the FBI ultimately dropped the matter without seeking charges because they could not show either of them intended to violate the law, Comey said.

Ah -- the old "we have to prove intent to make a case in a law which intentionally has no 'intent' requirement," precisely because you're supposed to know the rules and follow them and signing a statement to that effect is required to get your security clearance in the first place.

Update: Comey's answer as to why he announced he was looking into the emails -- "thousands" of Hillary Clinton's emails found on Weiner's computer.


Posted by: Ace at 12:27 PM




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1 Woah.

Posted by: The Deplorable Cookie Man at May 03, 2017 12:29 PM (kyWPk)

2 I'll get the others.

Posted by: The Deplorable Cookie Man at May 03, 2017 12:29 PM (kyWPk)

3 Hillary Clinton will never be POTUS...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2017 12:29 PM (so+oy)

4 "His then-spouse Huma Abedin appears to have had a regular practice of forwarding emails to him for him to print out for her so she could deliver them to the secretary of state."

AKA: Insurance against Clintonscide

Posted by: astronaut achmed at May 03, 2017 12:30 PM (nWI06)

5 Gee, it'd be a shame if a criminal prosecution got shoved right up that c*nt's c*nt.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 03, 2017 12:31 PM (wtvvX)

6 *yawn*

let me know when they are cuffing her on live TV

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 03, 2017 12:31 PM (FZYNt)

7 But ...but ...but the Russians hacked the election.

Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2017 12:31 PM (88xKn)

8 I'm a bit miffed at Legal Watch for not going after this hard enough. You want a good time? Argue that using a private account for work related items turns the private account into a de facto government account that is governed by the same disclosure requirements of a government account. Then let the good times roll as we get to see those yoga routines and wedding plans.

Posted by: joe, no that other one at May 03, 2017 12:31 PM (QFnhZ)

9 Is there any more pathetic excuse for a public servant than James Comey?

Posted by: The Deplorable Cookie Man at May 03, 2017 12:31 PM (kyWPk)

10 Hillary - why did you badmouth Comey the day before he testified?


Oh, she is so, so stupid!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2017 12:32 PM (NOIQH)

11 I patiently wait to see if she'll reap the whirlwind.

Posted by: Strobe at May 03, 2017 12:32 PM (gbWkA)

12 Out: Repeal and Replace
In: Renege and Retreat

Next stop, Single Payer. And, oh boy, is it gonna suck.

Posted by: Future Bed Blocker at May 03, 2017 12:32 PM (qYCgM)

13 I didn't intend to kill and eat people. That stuff just ... happened.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at May 03, 2017 12:32 PM (8b+oT)

14 The two were investigated for possible mishandling of classified material, but the FBI ultimately dropped the matter without seeking charges because they could not show either of them intended to violate the law, Comey said.

This statement alone is reason enough for Trump to fire his ass and replace him with somebody competent.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 03, 2017 12:33 PM (FJCBN)

15 If there was even a scintilla of "hows about let's clusterfuck your idiot husband by sending him classified--he needs that rap like a hole in the head" between Huma and Her, well, then, I have a scintilla of grudging respect for H and H.

Small enough that science can't measure it, but a scintilla...

Posted by: General Zod at May 03, 2017 12:33 PM (Bdeb0)

16 >>"His then-spouse Huma Abedin appears to have had a regular practice
of forwarding emails to him for him to print out for her so she could
deliver them to the secretary of state."



Oh, bull f'ing sh#t!!

IIRC, they were stored in a Windows folder labeled "Insurance."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2017 12:33 PM (NOIQH)

17 "I'm just an aide whose intentions are good, Oh Comey please don't let me be understood"

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 03, 2017 12:33 PM (d3wbb)

18 It's the recipient's fault in these situations, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 03, 2017 12:34 PM (fD1ST)

19 LOL!

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at May 03, 2017 12:34 PM (bc2Lc)

20 Meanwhile, little Private Slipenshitz from Anytown USA is screwed for making one little mistake. He goes to prison.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2017 12:34 PM (0tfLf)

21 "Small enough that science can't measure it, but a scintilla...


Posted by: General Zod at May 03, 2017 12:33 PM (Bdeb0) "

And speaking of things too small for science to measure, we go full circle to Anthony Weiner.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at May 03, 2017 12:34 PM (oZ6kz)

22 Boy, did we dodge a bullet when that hag went down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2017 12:34 PM (SRKgf)

23 So Carlos Danger was a sooper sekret spy name after all.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2017 12:34 PM (EZebt)

24 I'm pretty sure James Comey is touchable... and not in the Reggie/Barry sort of way

Posted by: Al Capone at May 03, 2017 12:35 PM (DpOmP)

25 Didn't Huma have something like 650K emails on that shared laptop?

That's more than 4 years' worth, I would imagine.
Amazes me Comey and team weren't the least bit curious why someone would do that, particularly when some of these were classified docs.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2017 12:35 PM (NOIQH)

26 FBI ultimately dropped the matter without seeking charges because
they could not show either of them intended to violate the law, Comey said.>>>

Is Kristian Saucier out of prison yet?

"A Navy sailor was
sentenced to a year in prison for taking photos of classified areas
inside a nuclear attack submarine despite his pleas that it was similar
to how Hillary Clinton used a private server to send classified emails."

http://preview.tinyurl.com/kr6jpl9

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 03, 2017 12:35 PM (r5KeJ)

27 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at May 03, 2017 12:35 PM (GwIKd)

28 Huma Abedin will never lick the taint of the President of the United States

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2017 12:36 PM (h/uSM)

29 Nood!


!!

Posted by: Yo! at May 03, 2017 12:36 PM (GwIKd)

30 ....Frank McCloud..... passing through......

Posted by: Frank McCloud at May 03, 2017 12:36 PM (5wSNN)

31 Man, this is really something! I've got to get right on this!

**pauses**

Just as soon as I pick out a good color for the rug in my office.

Lavender would be nice, don't you think?

**ponders**

Boy, they were right when they said being AG would be hard work!

**orders book of color swatches**

Posted by: Jeff "Iron Balls" Sessions at May 03, 2017 12:36 PM (X6fMO)

32 So, Weiner was acting just like Hillary's maid: printing out classified info for Huma.

Huh. *picks piece of lint off shirt*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2017 12:36 PM (PY9jH)

33 BTW, this is a separate situation from the "poor feeble minded grandma didn't have any evil intentions" occasion, isn't it?

Bumbling with an unsecured server? Okay.

Sending Secretary of State level classified documents to child molesters? Hmm...

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 03, 2017 12:36 PM (fD1ST)

34 9 Is there any more pathetic excuse for a public servant than James Comey?

====
Oh, I dunno. Just because you're paid by the public does that mean you have to serve the public?

-Things Democrats believe-

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 03, 2017 12:36 PM (oPl0w)

35 At least Anthony Weiner is a world-class genius at handling sensitive information. No chance in the world that classified stuff would ever get out. None.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at May 03, 2017 12:36 PM (CLKfs)

36 >>22
Boy, did we dodge a bullet when that hag went down. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2017 12:34 PM (SRKgf)

Yes, but reducing her to an orange jumpsuit and trading her mouth for cigarettes in GenPop would've been the cherry on top.

Posted by: General Zod at May 03, 2017 12:37 PM (Bdeb0)

37 >>"Somehow, her emails were being forwarded to Anthony Weiner, including classified information,"


Somehow?????

Like, just magically forwarding themselves without *any* human intervention, not even via an Outlook mail forwarding setting????

Please, tell me how that works....

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2017 12:37 PM (NOIQH)

38 #4 AKA: Insurance against Clintonscide

Sure sounds like it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2017 12:37 PM (ul9CR)

39 I have a feeling that the 6 billion dollars state lost are in various Nigerian bank accounts.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2017 12:37 PM (7ZVPa)

40 Huma: "Anthony, Honey. Be a dear and get off the kiddie porn for a sec and print some stuff from Hillary out for me, 'kay?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2017 12:37 PM (PY9jH)

41 Part of me is hesitant to go down this rabbit hole because it would be such an easy foil for Trump to just keep running against Hillary as opposed to actually getting something resembling an agenda passed.

But Comey should have been fired on Day 1.

Posted by: Maritime at May 03, 2017 12:38 PM (lMA33)

42
As soon as the statue of limitations expires the main investigation will begin. Until then, the investigation will mainly focus on the x-rated material discovered for possible copyright violations.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 03, 2017 12:38 PM (HTdUD)

43 "His then-spouse Huma Abedin appears to have had a regular practice of
forwarding emails to him for him to print out for her so she could
deliver them to the secretary of state."

------


"Honey, I don't know how to work the printer. Could you print these out for me?"

Women!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess (T) at May 03, 2017 12:38 PM (tHwdc)

44 I've run out of "can't evens."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2017 12:38 PM (PY9jH)

45 Next we'll learn that Huma Weiner's home printer was on the fritz, so she forwarded the classified documents to Kinko's to be printed.

TOP. PEOPLE.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at May 03, 2017 12:38 PM (CLKfs)

46 29 Nood!
!!
Posted by: Yo! at May 03, 2017 12:36 PM (GwIKd)


It's not nice to shout "nood!" when there is no nood.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 03, 2017 12:38 PM (FJCBN)

47 I haven't seen it mentioned here, but a couple of Huma's relatives have been indicted for some kind of influence scheme. How Huma escaped thus far is not clear as it sounds like she would have been the obvious conduit between the relatives and the government.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 12:39 PM (3myMJ)

48 Ah -- the old "we have to prove intent to make a case in a law which intentionally has no 'intent' requirement," precisely because you're supposed to know the rules and follow them and signing a statement to that effect is required to get your security clearance in the first place.

---

manslaughter is now legal i guess

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2017 12:39 PM (h/uSM)

49 Lawyers sure do read things funny. Why, it's almost as if they aren't enforcing the written laws at all!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at May 03, 2017 12:39 PM (xeeHA)

50 I shalt not bear false nooding.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2017 12:39 PM (ul9CR)

51 38 #4 AKA: Insurance against Clintonscide



*** unavailable for comment ***

Posted by: Vince Foster at May 03, 2017 12:40 PM (DpOmP)

52 They don't even care that we know they are lying sacks of shit. Fuck off peasant who's going to prosecute me?

Posted by: Lee Osker at May 03, 2017 12:40 PM (rG0l5)

53 Huma: "Anthony, Honey. Be a dear and get off the kiddie porn for a sec and print some stuff from Hillary out for me, 'kay?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2017 12:37 PM (PY9jH)


The Weiner: "OK, dear, but can I clean my keyboard first?"

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 03, 2017 12:40 PM (FJCBN)

54 OT, but i didnt intend to drive drunk and kill your grandkids, i wuz just traditionally culturally celebrating our festival of broken glass on streets n sidewalks from corona bottles thrown from speeding stolen cars, known as cinco de mayo.

Posted by: oppressed MS13 member at May 03, 2017 12:40 PM (CR0Hm)

55 Why no flaming skull? Or a flaming Carlos Danger dick pick?

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at May 03, 2017 12:40 PM (CLKfs)

56
* crickets *

Posted by: the picture of AG Jeff Sessions on the milk carton at May 03, 2017 12:41 PM (HTdUD)

57 I shalt not bear false nooding.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2017 12:39 PM (ul9CR)


Damn straight.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 03, 2017 12:41 PM (FJCBN)

58 The mind boggles.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 03, 2017 12:41 PM (JO9+V)

59 13 I didn't intend to kill and eat people. That stuff just ... happened.
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at May 03, 2017 12:32 PM

14 The two were investigated for possible mishandling of classified material, but the FBI ultimately dropped the matter without seeking charges because they could not show either of them intended to violate the law, Comey said.

This statement alone is reason enough for Trump to fire his ass and replace him with somebody competent.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 03, 2017 12:33 PM
======================

Oh, how I wish there was a "Like" button for these comments.

Posted by: Crusty Curmudgeon at May 03, 2017 12:41 PM (T8dAj)

60 "Huma Abedin appears to have had a regular practice of forwarding emails to him for him to print out for her"
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This is why there's a glass ceiling.

Posted by: Dang at May 03, 2017 12:41 PM (8b+oT)

61 Good to know that state secrets were available to any 15 year old willing to text Carlos Danger a picture of their tits.

"OMG I luv u so much Anthony ur so cool when u talk about how republikans suk lolol btw do u have any launch codes just wondering *winky face emoji*"

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 03, 2017 12:41 PM (qINpK)

62 I am deeply, deeply insulted at the government, in the person of the Director of the fucking FBI, assuming that I am stupid enough to fall for this need to prove - beyond the shadow of a doubt...beyond any question...apparently needing all 7 billion people on the fucking planet to agree - that Hillary had no Intention to Violate the Law.

Are you fucking kidding me!!!!!!!!

Posted by: LGoPs at May 03, 2017 12:41 PM (kXoPF)

63 >>
I haven't seen it mentioned here, but a couple of Huma's relatives have
been indicted for some kind of influence scheme. How Huma escaped thus
far is not clear as it sounds like she would have been the obvious
conduit between the relatives and the government.


She's Muslim Brotherhood. She edited an Islamic journal owned by a terror-funding Imam for 12 while also working for Hillary. The journal was started by her (now-deceased) father, and then taken over by her Muslim Sisterhood mother when Huma went to work at State.

She should have never gotten security clearance she's so dang connected to muslim brotherhood.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2017 12:42 PM (NOIQH)

64 Jeff Sessions: "I don't know about these draperies with the patterned rug. What do you think, Lindsey?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2017 12:42 PM (PY9jH)

65 "Somehow, her emails were being forwarded to Anthony Weiner..."
----------------

Gosh, it's mystifying. Just can't figure out how that happened.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2017 12:42 PM (ZO497)

66 fun fact: Weiner rubbed his dick on the printouts.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at May 03, 2017 12:42 PM (nFwvY)

67 i read the bolded part and had my first cuss of the day

Posted by: concrete girl at May 03, 2017 12:42 PM (HmYuA)

68 Huma Abedin anagram:

Aide Ham Bun

That makes Hitlery the ham bun.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2017 12:42 PM (ul9CR)

69 What is up with her "then spouse" crap? End of March she said they were trying to reconcile.
Even in this day and age where people change spouses like underwesr, it takes more than 1 month to file and finalize a divorce.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at May 03, 2017 12:42 PM (lZaEn)

70 In fairness, 18 USC, 78 states "knowingly and willfully".

Where they usually get you on this is with the authorizations you sign. But my understanding is Hillary never signed them.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2017 12:42 PM (h5F/r)

71

46
My bad

Posted by: Yo! at May 03, 2017 12:42 PM (GwIKd)

72 Approximately how much does one need to donate to the DNC in order to be exempt from the laws of this country?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2017 12:43 PM (7ZVPa)

73
Comey is a coward. He invented the intent requirement because he wanted to avoid political backlash, and he re-opened the "investigation" to avoid political backlash. Would not have been one to sign the Declaration of Independence.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2017 12:43 PM (ODxAs)

74 Heh-heh. Weiner. Heh-heh.

Posted by: Beavis at May 03, 2017 12:43 PM (7HtZB)

75 Crossharp pro sock off.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 03, 2017 12:43 PM (rG0l5)

76 Hillary skated.
Very well. Let's prosecute Comey for being an accessory after the fact, bribery and corruption. Pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 03, 2017 12:43 PM (QtQaN)

77 "Honey, I don't know how to work the printer. Could you print these out for me?"

Women!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess (T) at May 03, 2017 12:38 PM (tHwdc)

---

there must be a hair flip in there somewhere.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2017 12:43 PM (h/uSM)

78 Hey IRS, sorry I didn't file my taxes for the last 5 years. But you see, I never intended to break the law, I just wanted to keep my money. Hey wait, what are you doing with those handcuffs?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 03, 2017 12:44 PM (FJCBN)

79 60 "Huma Abedin appears to have had a regular practice of forwarding emails to him for him to print out for her"
-----
This is why there's a glass ceiling.
Posted by: Dang at May 03, 2017 12:41 PM (8b+oT)



Yep. Huma and Hillary should be in jail cells specially equipped with glass ceilings. Because I'm a giver.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2017 12:44 PM (SRKgf)

80 I didn't intend to do anything illegal. My intentions were good.

Posted by: Sandy Berger's socks at May 03, 2017 12:45 PM (ZO497)

81 "She's Muslim Brotherhood" (Huma).

Electing Trump was worth it just to end that kind of problem. Imagine Huma and the others getting 8 more years to do their dirty work.

Of course, there are many moles still embedded in Washington.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 12:45 PM (3myMJ)

82 Behold the awesome GRRRRLLL Power of the Beast and Huma.

Printers are haaaaard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2017 12:45 PM (PY9jH)

83 Isn't this the same laptop that's implicated in a criminal sexting investigation of Weiner?

The revelation of which forced Comey to re-open the Hillary case. About which he was then duty bound to update the Congressional committee by letter. The letter which got leaked (which Hillary says cost her the election). Whereupon Comey read over 600,000 e-mails in two days and then told the World "nothing to see here, move along." Which is now belied by Comey's own testimony today.

Shit you couldn't make up if you tried.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2017 12:45 PM (SIY7D)

84 The Russkies didn't have to hack Weiner's system. They'd just need to buy access from the Russian mob and porn sites.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 03, 2017 12:46 PM (QtQaN)

85 @Future Bed Blocker
Oh look the #NeverTrumps brigade has shown up to high jack the thread with their whining. Bub, you got the nomination and election completely, utterly and laughably wrong. Nothing happened since to make you any smarter or your political insights more valid.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at May 03, 2017 12:46 PM (lZaEn)

86 "I didn't intend to do anything illegal. My intentions were good."

Please don't let me....be misunderstood.

-The Animals

Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 12:46 PM (3myMJ)

87 We no longer live in a representative Constitutional republic. As I said in the last thread, tap me on the shoulder when the shooting starts. Elections ain't gonna solve this.

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2017 12:47 PM (lN5tM)

88 Yep. Huma and Hillary should be in jail cells specially equipped with glass ceilings. Because I'm a giver.

--

so they'll be escape proof.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2017 12:47 PM (h/uSM)

89 They would have gotten away with it too if Carlos hadn't taken a snap of his dong next to a pile of classified documents.

Posted by: Fritz at May 03, 2017 12:48 PM (2Mnv1)

90 I guess the big question on my mind is: did Comey commit perjury in October, or is he committing it right now?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2017 12:48 PM (7ZVPa)

91 Comey and Roberts and people like them personify the collapse of our civil society, and specifically the ascent of extremely unfit individuals to key positions.


Occasionally some of us will remind everyone that this festival of serious felonies - exposed yet completely unpunished - is one of the greatest scandals in our national history. Might be up there vying for No. 1 with the IRS abuses.


And "letting it go" is not a responsible option. But doing even moderately difficult things, like an adult, is not a national trait any more. Any more in the electorate than among the elected.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2017 12:48 PM (iLoHX)

92 >>Behold the awesome GRRRRLLL Power of the Beast and Huma.
Printers are haaaaard.



Threadwinner!

I just can't wrap my head around asking your spouse to regularly print emails, let along classified docs. After the second request, my hubby would be teasing me mercilessly. It is laughable that this is being treated as an innocent quirk.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2017 12:48 PM (NOIQH)

93
Dog just alerted me they are stealing our trash again. Aussies never take a day off.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 03, 2017 12:48 PM (rG0l5)

94 I thought Hillary would be dead by now but apparently they've taken her off the antisociopath drugs that were killing her so fast.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at May 03, 2017 12:48 PM (nFwvY)

95 Puerto Rico should have tried to host Fyre Festival.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at May 03, 2017 12:49 PM (xeeHA)

96 Hey Julius, would ya type up these notes for me and mail 'em off in this here envelope? Thanks, hon.

Posted by: Ethel Rosenberg at May 03, 2017 12:49 PM (JO9+V)

97 Access to my Dong is on a Need to Blow basis.

Posted by: Carlos D at May 03, 2017 12:49 PM (h/uSM)

98 They'll have to show me intent to be competent.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2017 12:51 PM (2mC6G)

99 Out: Repeal and Replace
In: Renege and Retreat

Next stop, Single Payer. And, oh boy, is it gonna suck.


Posted by: Future Bed Blocker at May 03, 2017 12:32 PM (qYCgM)

Renege and retreat is always the Republican plan.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess (T) at May 03, 2017 12:51 PM (tHwdc)

100
Yo!

Posted by: Yo!
________________________________

HEY!!!!

OW!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 03, 2017 12:51 PM (HSmrB)

101 I've often said that we are merely going through the motions of still having a Republic and I've also said that it is difficult to put an exact date to such momentous, historic occasions, e.g., what day did Rome fall - was it the Ides of March, was it the Battle of Actium, was it when Augustus was declared Emperor? Opinions differ, But:
I can definitely put a date to the end of the American Republic (in my humble opinion) and that was the 6th of July 2016, the day that Comey (may his name live in infamy) released his finding to Congress on the illegal Clinton e-mail scandal and declared that the FBI would not be proferring charges.
That for me was the day that the rule of law died officially in this great country and we were all instructed that there was a ruling class in America that was immune from the laws and sanctions that applied to all the rest of us peons.
Americans Don't Serf needs to be our battle cry! Either that, or meekly surrender and scramble pathetically for the crumbs that our rulers allow to fall off the table.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 03, 2017 12:51 PM (kXoPF)

102 Wake me up when Comey gets shitcanned and Skankles is in an orange jumpsuit being frog marched to her prison cell. Otherwise, it just business as usual: kabuki for the masses.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 03, 2017 12:52 PM (GWDdA)

103 Did anyone ask Comey when they are going to finally wrap up this bullshit Russia "hacked the election" investigation?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2017 12:52 PM (7uYFy)

104 Do I print emails. No my husband does that. I'm a people person.

Posted by: Huma at May 03, 2017 12:52 PM (QtQaN)

105 Wait a minute....didn't he say they found nothing on weiner's computer last fall?

Is he lying under oath again?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 03, 2017 12:53 PM (le7jz)

106 >>Next stop, Single Payer. And, oh boy, is it gonna suck.

Yup, and 10 years from now, when they are withholding care from newborns and seniors as is done in the UK and Canada, Jimmy Kimmel's disgusting politicization of his sick kid (claiming heart surgeries for newborns only started thanks to Obamacare) will be long forgotten.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2017 12:53 PM (NOIQH)

107 Can Congress make a criminal referral to the DOJ based on the testimony about Huma and Weiner?

Posted by: Iblis at May 03, 2017 12:53 PM (9221z)

108 Clinton may be right that her own nefarious, careless, and illegal dealings with top secret and classified documents cost her the election.

But why she blames anyone else is a mystery. That was 100% on her.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at May 03, 2017 12:53 PM (CLKfs)

109 Where they usually get you on this is with the authorizations you sign. But my understanding is Hillary never signed them.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2017 12:42 PM (h5F/r)

Don't lots of states immediately charge you with a DUI if you don't blow into the machine?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 03, 2017 12:53 PM (fD1ST)

110 Can we please go back to hanging chads? That at least seemed kind of interesting by comparison.

Posted by: General Zod at May 03, 2017 12:54 PM (Bdeb0)

111 Posted by: LGoPs at May 03, 2017 12:51 PM (kXoPF) 101 I've often said that we are merely going through the motions of still having a Republic ....

I am going blatantly use paraphrasing of your post in other conversation I have going on.

excellent.

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at May 03, 2017 12:54 PM (NmR1a)

112 More Congressional testimony coming next week.

Former Acting AG Sally Yates is due up on Monday to testify about how she warned the White House about Flynn, but the WH didn't act quickly enough about his being a Russian blackmail risk.

Which means Trump should be impeached or something, and Yates should be elected Governor of Georgia, because of her heroism, or something.

Or will she pressed to admit that she set up Flynn in a perjury trap, using classified information given to her by Susan Rice, and then leaked it the press.

Susan Rice will testify later in the week.

Developing ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2017 12:54 PM (SIY7D)

113 New York Times:
In a surprise move today, Federal prosecutors working with a grand jury indicted a laptop and printer with multiple counts of transmitting materials containing top secret information.
Sources inside the Justice Department hinted that an indictment of the wireless router was forthcoming.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 03, 2017 12:54 PM (e1mEI)

114 Why no flaming skull? Or a flaming Carlos Danger dick pick?
Posted by: LASue


Burn it down
Chop off the stones
Salt the wound where they stood.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 03, 2017 12:54 PM (vRcUp)

115 Stalin may have murdered hundreds of millions, but no reasonable prosecutor would ever go after hin because Comey can find no intent.

Posted by: ShainS at May 03, 2017 12:55 PM (7YTsX)

116 So did anyone that panel ask about this "intent" business? Why is it OK to violate the law if there isn't "intent".

Or is this some special extra-legal protection granted to the "beautiful people"?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 03, 2017 12:55 PM (jxbfJ)

117 More importantly, how does Comey rate on a stratocaster?

I have to go walk my fat dog now.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 03, 2017 12:55 PM (xgKhT)

118 Ah -- the old "we have to prove intent to make a case in a law which intentionally has no 'intent' requirement," precisely because you're supposed to know the rules and follow them and signing a statement to that effect is required to get your security clearance in the first place.

Scooter Libby hardest hit.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 03, 2017 12:55 PM (rUIbB)

119 All the networks will be shouting their outrage.

Yep.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob-Self identifying as illegal to get the bennies at May 03, 2017 12:55 PM (uz/Pv)

120 I actually think that July 6, 2016 is the day that enough people got so disgusted, that Trump won the election.

The problem is, we are operating under a set of laws that our betters don't have to obey, so it is a much more difficult problem than merely winning an election.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2017 12:55 PM (7ZVPa)

121 We no longer live in a representative Constitutional republic. As I said in the last thread, tap me on the shoulder when the shooting starts. Elections ain't gonna solve this.



Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2017 12:47 PM (lN5tM)


That's where I am now. Until these bastards start swinging from lampposts, nothing will change. I thought Trump might be the one to put the fear of God into these swine, but he's decided to punch his own dick rather than uphold the law.

I think I'll go get some tea and try to write. I'm out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 03, 2017 12:56 PM (X6fMO)

122 Next stop, Single Payer. And, oh boy, is it gonna suck.

Yup, and 10 years from now, when they are withholding care from newborns and seniors as is done in the UK and Canada, Jimmy Kimmel's disgusting politicization of his sick kid (claiming heart surgeries for newborns only started thanks to Obamacare) will be long forgotten.

Posted by: Lizzy

_______

Yep, but it seems like everyone that lives in a country with single payer loves to brag about how awesome it is.

What's also funny is they want to shut down any private care in their country, it pisses them off that not everybody can get prompt medical care.

Posted by: Maritime at May 03, 2017 12:56 PM (lMA33)

123 I know exactly how that Russia investigation is going to come out and how it will be played by the media. Comey's going to say that "Russia did indeed endeavor to "influence' our election.....but that there isn't a shred of evidence to suggest that Trump or anyone in his campaign knew about it or colluded with them."

Guess which part of that the media ill play up?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2017 12:56 PM (7uYFy)

124 His then-spouse Huma Abedin appears to have had a regular practice of forwarding emails to him for him to print out for her so she could deliver them to the secretary of state.
_____________________

Weird how there were no printers anywhere in the State Department.

You'd think with the billions of dollars in its budget, they'd have been able to buy at least a few.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2017 12:56 PM (riF5p)

125 OT: Tomorrow at the White House:

At Pence's urging, Trump to sign executive order restoring religious freedom

Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 12:56 PM (3myMJ)

126 I don't always send classified information to people without security clearance.

But when I do I send it to my serial pron surfing husband whose computer is infected with more viruses than a toothless meth hooker.

Posted by: Huma at May 03, 2017 12:57 PM (QtQaN)

127
I'll be waiting in the bar while the WaPo crack investigative reporter team nails Hillary's ass.


. . . and waiting. . .

Posted by: Sphynx at May 03, 2017 12:57 PM (OZmbA)

128 LGoPs, you may be right. That is, among all the increasingly outlandish examples of lawlessness, the Clinton Espionage Act scandal (let's use the proper terms - it's not an "email scandal") may top the list.


It is Third World, it's farcical. A nearly pristine example of law simply not applying to certain powerful individuals.


And Comey only highlighted the outrageousness of it with his idiotic rationalization. As ace alluded to above.


A deadly serious law, with clear rules, and specific language to cover negligent (i.e., not provably intentional or malicious) violations, simply ignored/rewritten, to require proof of intent. By a fucking FBI director, holding a press conference (something he shouldn't be doing anyway).


Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2017 12:57 PM (iLoHX)

129 @LASue, you misspelled prick.

Posted by: ShainS at May 03, 2017 12:57 PM (7YTsX)

130 107
Can Congress make a criminal referral to the DOJ based on the testimony about Huma and Weiner?

Posted by: Iblis at May 03, 2017 12:53 PM (9221z)

As I've noted before, the problem is that, as a practical matter, Hillary is unconvictable. She would be tried in DC or NY. There is zero chance of getting a jury of 12 people in either place that does not include at least one die-hard Democrat who would never, ever vote to convict her, no matter how damning the evidence. That is the reality, grim though it might be. At best, we might get her named as an "unindicted co-conspirator" by a grand jury that goes after Huma, Cheryl Mills, etc.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2017 12:57 PM (jK8Z7)

131 Here is a picture of my dick, and the nuclear launch codes. Which do you like better?

Posted by: Carlos Danger tweeting underage Russian honeypot spy at May 03, 2017 12:58 PM (DQ4Fv)

132
I just can't wrap my head around asking your spouse to regularly print emails, let along classified docs. After the second request, my hubby would be teasing me mercilessly. It is laughable that this is being treated as an innocent quirk.
Posted by: Lizzy
----------

Meh. Cuts both ways. A guy just cc'd me an email with attached two page document, all text. He was having some troubles producing it as an attachment (he's an Apple user), and had previously sent some stuff that no one could open.

So, he attached it as a .pdf. Two pages, 256KB. Yikes!

I started to write the guy back and ask why he didn't just attach as a .txt, but decided he was having troubles enough already.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2017 12:58 PM (ZO497)

133
Don't lots of states immediately charge you with a DUI if you don't blow into the machine?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 03, 2017 12:53 PM (fD1ST)



Instant one year loss of license, but they can't convict for a refusal to blow.
The cop just lies in court later and gets the DUI conviction.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 03, 2017 12:58 PM (xgKhT)

134 Officer, I didn't intend to get hammered and plow my car into that family of four!

Officer: Alrighty no problem then. Off you go.

Posted by: Said No One Ever at May 03, 2017 12:58 PM (87y4e)

135 There's an IG investigation of the FBI's handling of the Hillary investigation hanging fire out there.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2017 12:58 PM (SIY7D)

136 For all intensive purposes, no reasonable prosecutor could find intent. You'd have to be a Nicholas Cage to find such a thing.

Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2017 12:58 PM (JO9+V)

137
you don't have to be a nevertrumper to realize obamacare is going to stay and most likely receive steroid treatments under the repubs. but it will be called something different as to assign the blame.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2017 01:00 PM (ODxAs)

138 "Hillary is unconvictable."

Yep. I've called it the OJ effect.

But Huma Cheryl and Jake are ripe targets

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2017 01:00 PM (SIY7D)

139 90 I guess the big question on my mind is: did Comey commit perjury in October, or is he committing it right now?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2017 12:48 PM (7ZVPa)


---------------

Yes.

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2017 01:00 PM (lN5tM)

140 You know what we haven't heard yet? We haven't heard either Hillary or Huma plead that the Agency Automated Classification Guide on their computer wasn't working, so they weren't cued to apply a classification to sensitive material that they *credibly* thought was unclassified.

It's a much more believable line of BS. That these pikers can't even manage a decent lie is what's amazing.

Posted by: General Zod at May 03, 2017 01:00 PM (Bdeb0)

141 Two Americas, folks. Two Americas.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 01:00 PM (0mRoj)

142 I wonder if Comey would have recommended indictment if he had known this earlier on, with time for the dems to replace her, not just a few days before the election. At that point he was looking at 2 doors again, indict and create a real crisis, or let her go despite the obvious criminality.

Posted by: GregV61 at May 03, 2017 01:00 PM (MoJlY)

143 She knew my hard drive was very, very hard.

Posted by: A. Weiner at May 03, 2017 01:00 PM (oVJmc)

144 My throbbing cock is bigger than this top-secret ICBM hidden under Building 34B at China Lake Naval Air Weapons Station (security code 57Qr36 for entry), don't you think?

Posted by: Carlos Danger tweeting underage Russian honeypot spy at May 03, 2017 01:00 PM (DQ4Fv)

145
*writes '100 Days Accomplishment List' on legal pad*

* thinks *

* draws picture of penis *

Posted by: the picture of AG Jeff Sessions on the milk carton at May 03, 2017 01:01 PM (HTdUD)

146 Don't lots of states immediately charge you with a DUI if you don't blow into the machine?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

_____

It all depends on the state, I had a friend that practiced DUI law as an attorney and he told me that in Texas, if you know you're drunk, don't take the test. The penalty is less than a DUI conviction.

In my state, they have a judge rubber stamp where they can hold you down an take blood against your will on the side of the road.

Posted by: Maritime at May 03, 2017 01:01 PM (lMA33)

147 >>>>I know exactly how that Russia investigation is going to come out and
how it will be played by the media. Comey's going to say that "Russia
did indeed endeavor to "influence' our election.....but that there isn't
a shred of evidence to suggest that Trump or anyone in his campaign
knew about it or colluded with them."



Guess which part of that the media ill play up?
.
.
.They are already playing that up right now. I occasionally go to some left leaning blogs and ask where they got their facts when they make stupid statements like "Russia hacked the DNC" or "Russia used fake news to influence the election", etc. Haven't had on single person come back with anything so far though.

I guarantee you if there was anything that could be even six degrees of separation linked to Trump from Russia it would be all over the media, but there isn't and that means this is all made up in an attempt to hurt Trump.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 03, 2017 01:01 PM (le7jz)

148 Again the obvious. As long as the MSM is a tool of the Left, the Left will get away with everything and the Right will suffer from the most minor of improprieties.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:01 PM (V+jJS)

149 Yep, but it seems like everyone that lives in a country with single payer loves to brag about how awesome it is.

---

Dead men don't whine

Posted by: Carlos D at May 03, 2017 01:01 PM (h/uSM)

150 "Honey, I don't know how to work the printer. Could you print these out for me?"

Women!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess (T) at May 03, 2017 12:38 PM (tHwdc)

*snort*

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 01:02 PM (0mRoj)

151 Those more familiar with the actual text of the law will know if there is a statute of limitations on prosecuting these violations ?

If not, we can all hope that the AG will get around to it someday, right ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 03, 2017 01:02 PM (KGH7Z)

152 For once, my self-portrait profile pic in my nic finally matches my user name.

Posted by: Carlos Danger tweeting underage Russian honeypot spy at May 03, 2017 01:03 PM (DQ4Fv)

153 141 Two Americas, folks. Two Americas.
_________________

Yep, and we're in the one that is constantly getting screwed over.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2017 01:03 PM (riF5p)

154 I imagine that the 'need to print out emails' was a quick, off-the-cuff excuse that they came up with on the spur of the moment.

I bet they cringe every time they repeat that lie now.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2017 01:03 PM (7ZVPa)

155 investigative reporter team nails Hillary's ass.

--

an unfortunate turn of phrase

Posted by: Carlos D at May 03, 2017 01:03 PM (h/uSM)

156 Comey cost me the election because he only covered up 99% of my wrongdoing, not 100% like everyone in the press.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 03, 2017 01:03 PM (xqRaG)

157 Yup, and 10 years from now, when they are withholding care from newborns and seniors as is done in the UK and Canada, Jimmy Kimmel's disgusting politicization of his sick kid (claiming heart surgeries for newborns only started thanks to Obamacare) will be long forgotten.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2017 12:53 PM (NOIQH)



To be fair-

Obama and the Democrats told you exactly that their new healthcare plan was all about denying care to infants and the aged.

That's what all of those speeches about "bending the health cost curve" and Rainbow O'Death graphs were all about.

Obamacare was always always about denying healthcare to those who aren't actively contributing money (taxes) to the state.


This is the plan which the Republican Party is trying to keep in place.

So, apparently they agree with the Democrats proposition that if you aren't actively paying taxes...you should die.

Nice.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2017 01:03 PM (NyJwR)

158 It's unfathomable that this horrible woman isn't in a federal prison for this. It cuts to the bone at just how ill this country is in terms of law and order, which apparently doesn't mean much of anything anymore.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 03, 2017 01:04 PM (+FSld)

159 61 Good to know that state secrets were available to any 15 year old willing to text Carlos Danger a picture of their tits.

Nobody ever sends me pics of their tits. And I'm better-looking than that freakshow.

*sulks*

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 01:04 PM (0mRoj)

160 >>It all depends on the state, I had a friend that
practiced DUI law as an attorney and he told me that in Texas, if you
know you're drunk, don't take the test. The penalty is less than a DUI
conviction.
Posted by: Maritime at May 03, 2017 01:01 PM (lMA33)

I've heard that, with the explanation that you shouldn't assist in your own prosecution (and in some places can't be forced to).

Not that I always clam up when I'm pulled over for driving shitfaced. I usually cop for the free pimiento cheese sandwich and half-pint of milk.

Mmm. Pimiento cheese.

Posted by: General Zod at May 03, 2017 01:04 PM (Bdeb0)

161 I'm leaning towards the theory that anyone who goes into politics is a sociopath, and should automatically be disqualified. Any experts in AI who would be able to automate congress and the judiciary?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 03, 2017 01:04 PM (vRcUp)

162 you don't have to be a nevertrumper to realize obamacare is going to stay and most likely receive steroid treatments under the repubs. but it will be called something different as to assign the blame.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

________

Once the country accepted "preexisting conditions" as as line we're not allowed to cross, that was the end of private health insurance.

I have to tip my hat to Obama, his plan worked. That one little hook saddled us to socialized medicine.

Part me of me just wants to get on with it as what we have now is a form of corporatism. Id at least like to see the health industry that went along with Obamacare get put out of business and doctors and pharmaceutical reps to stop driving around in Ferraris.

Posted by: Maritime at May 03, 2017 01:05 PM (lMA33)

163 131 Here is a picture of my dick, and the nuclear launch codes. Which do you like better?

--

the password to my cock is

password
or
12345
or
qwerty
or
hello
or
Yes
or
No

Posted by: Carlos D at May 03, 2017 01:05 PM (h/uSM)

164 It all depends on the state, I had a friend that practiced DUI law as an attorney and he told me that in Texas, if you know you're drunk, don't take the test. The penalty is less than a DUI conviction.

In my state, they have a judge rubber stamp where they can hold you down an take blood against your will on the side of the road.

Posted by: Maritime at May 03, 2017 01:01 PM (lMA33)

Wait, so you're saying that not taking the test (or not signing the papers demonstrating knowledge of proper handling of classified material) and/or taking the test and failing (demonstrating that you improperly handled classified material) BOTH have consequences?

Weird.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 03, 2017 01:05 PM (fD1ST)

165 So, she runs an illegal, insecure server, and uses that to forward more shit to other insecure inboxes and laptops so that classified shit can get printed out and carried back for her slack ass to read.

But all this is Comey, Trump, and the Russians' fault.

She's blameless.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2017 01:05 PM (oVJmc)

166 This is the plan which the Republican Party is trying to keep in place.

So, apparently they agree with the Democrats proposition that if you aren't actively paying taxes...you should die.

--

They also accept bribes in lieu of taxes.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2017 01:05 PM (7ZVPa)

167 So I'm envisioning Comey doing Clinton's prison time, because the fucker obviously didn't do his job.

Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2017 01:05 PM (TppKb)

168 Stalin may have murdered hundreds of millions, but no reasonable
prosecutor would ever go after hin because Comey can find no intent.



Speaking of Stalin, another real peeve of mine is that the History Channel, or whatever it cloned itself into - American Heroes Channel - seems to be nothing but Hitler, 24/7, 365 days a year. And that's great. The fish in my fucking aquarium now know that Hitler was EEEEEVIL!!!!!!
But how 'bout a little balance and throwing in a few documentaries on oh, I don't know, maybe Stalin....or Mao.....or Pol Pot. You know, those communist m'fers that make Hitler look like an amateur when it comes to body count?
Ya think they might try that?
Nah, never happen 'cause exposing those commies and their beliefs and their techniques might lead to uncomfortable questions being asked of our ruling class, as in, don't the riots we're seeing from the Left sound like what the Bolsheviks were doing? or the Cultural Revolution that Mao was pushing? Hmmmmmmm?
Definitely don't want those questions asked because the American people might wake up and start hunting down the Democrat Party and it's acolytes with dogs.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 03, 2017 01:05 PM (kXoPF)

169 I wonder if Comey would have recommended indictment if he had known this earlier on, with time for the dems to replace her, not just a few days before the election. At that point he was looking at 2 doors again, indict and create a real crisis, or let her go despite the obvious criminality.
Posted by: GregV61
-----------

See: Patrick Cannon. The FBI knew six weeks before the election (Charlotte Mayor) that he was going to be indicted. But for some mysterious reason, Holder didn't do it, until after the election.

Which meant that the the (D) City Council got to select a replacement of their choice.

Surprisingly, they didn't pick the other (R) candidate, but rather a member of the Charlotte (D) machine.

Then...they passed the Bathroom Ordinance. Wheels within wheels.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2017 01:06 PM (ZO497)

170 141
Two Americas, folks. Two Americas.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 01:00 PM (0mRoj)

And this is how/why lampposts get decorated.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 03, 2017 01:06 PM (jxbfJ)

171 Honey, did you classified docs or unclassified cocks?

Posted by: Carlos D at May 03, 2017 01:06 PM (h/uSM)

172 I'm leaning towards the theory that anyone who goes into politics is a sociopath...
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


You're learning quickly, grasshopper.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 03, 2017 01:06 PM (HTdUD)

173 158
It's unfathomable that this horrible woman isn't in a federal prison for
this. It cuts to the bone at just how ill this country is in terms of
law and order, which apparently doesn't mean much of anything anymore.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 03, 2017 01:04 PM (+FSld)


What the liberals don't realize is that the rule of law is there to protect the powerless in society. The powerful will always do fine, but when the rule of man replaces the rule of law, those without power are the victims. Liberals should be the greatest defenders of the rule of law.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2017 01:06 PM (jK8Z7)

174 70 In fairness, 18 USC, 78 states "knowingly and willfully".

Where they usually get you on this is with the authorizations you sign. But my understanding is Hillary never signed them.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2017 12:42 PM (h5F/r)

There is no chapter 78 in title 18. Is there a typo here?

Posted by: DanInMN at May 03, 2017 01:07 PM (h5ffp)

175 Dayum

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at May 03, 2017 01:07 PM (ymRuQ)

176 143 She knew my hard drive was very, very hard.

---

500 giga-sperm!

Posted by: Carlos D at May 03, 2017 01:07 PM (h/uSM)

177 "*sulks*

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 01:04 PM (0mRoj) "

I think the problem here is that you don't have a James Bond-esque alter ego for procuring dem selfies. How about....Diego Explosion?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at May 03, 2017 01:07 PM (oZ6kz)

178 In this short-attention span world the relief over Hillary's defeat lasted....100 days.

Alright everybody, back into the stockade.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:08 PM (3myMJ)

179 >>>>As I've noted before, the problem is that, as a practical matter,
Hillary is unconvictable. She would be tried in DC or NY. There is zero
chance of getting a jury of 12 people in either place that does not
include at least one die-hard Democrat who would never, ever vote to
convict her, no matter how damning the evidence. That is the reality,
grim though it might be. At best, we might get her named as an
"unindicted co-conspirator" by a grand jury that goes after Huma, Cheryl
Mills, etc.
.
.
.Comey said as much in his first press conference, he said he wouldn't refer it because he could not get any DA to touch the case.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 03, 2017 01:08 PM (le7jz)

180 The Washington DC regulars only need to delay the prosecution a few more months. I fully expect someone in the DC Professional Class to announce they are really investigating Hillary, but,

OOOOPS! The Statute of Limitations has run.

Gosh darn it, we would have convicted her, but golly it was just too long ago.

Posted by: rd at May 03, 2017 01:09 PM (iT57s)

181 >>161
I'm leaning towards the theory that anyone who goes into politics is a
sociopath, and should automatically be disqualified. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 03, 2017 01:04 PM (vRcUp)

Interesting--we could gin up a Voight-Kampff test for potential politicians.

"You see a taxpayer in the desert. His pockets are filled with currency, and his rectum looks accessible. What do you do?"

Posted by: General Zod at May 03, 2017 01:09 PM (Bdeb0)

182 But how 'bout a little balance and throwing in a few
documentaries on oh, I don't know, maybe Stalin....or Mao.....or Pol
Pot. You know, those communist m'fers that make Hitler look like an
amateur when it comes to body count?
Ya think they might try that?
Nah,
never happen 'cause exposing those commies and their beliefs and their
techniques might lead to uncomfortable questions being asked of our
ruling class, as in, don't the riots we're seeing from the Left sound
like what the Bolsheviks were doing? or the Cultural Revolution that Mao
was pushing? Hmmmmmmm?
Definitely don't want those questions asked
because the American people might wake up and start hunting down the
Democrat Party and it's acolytes with dogs.


Posted by: LGoPs at May 03, 2017 01:05 PM (kXoPF)

Walter Duranty of the New York Times was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Pulitzer Prize Committee at May 03, 2017 01:09 PM (jK8Z7)

183 Huh, the statute for clearly violating transmission rules doesn't require intent. You can do it by accident and have your security clearance revoked at a minimum. I'm done with this shit. I could not hate Hillary Clinton or Comey more than I do already.

Posted by: no good deed at May 03, 2017 01:09 PM (hJamr)

184 I'm thinking the only reason Comey still has a job is because he must have dirt on pretty much everyone.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 03, 2017 01:09 PM (FJCBN)

185 179
>>>>As I've noted before, the problem is that, as a practical matter,

Hillary is unconvictable. She would be tried in DC or NY. There is zero

chance of getting a jury of 12 people in either place that does not

include at least one die-hard Democrat who would never, ever vote to

convict her, no matter how damning the evidence. That is the reality,

grim though it might be. At best, we might get her named as an

"unindicted co-conspirator" by a grand jury that goes after Huma, Cheryl

Mills, etc.
.
.
.Comey said as much in his first press
conference, he said he wouldn't refer it because he could not get any DA
to touch the case.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 03, 2017 01:08 PM (le7jz)

Oh, I'm sure there is a DA out there who would take it.And couldn't it be argued by the prosecution to move the case away from NY and DC because they know a fair trial would be impossible there?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 03, 2017 01:10 PM (jxbfJ)

186 There's one born every minute.

Posted by: PDT Channeling PT Barnum at May 03, 2017 01:11 PM (ymRuQ)

187 Posted by: LGoPs at May 03, 2017 01:05 PM (kXoPF)

AHC just ran the doc series , Apocalypse: Stalin last week. Pretty good.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:11 PM (V+jJS)

188 "In my state, they have a judge rubber stamp where they can hold you down an take blood against your will on the side of the road.

Posted by: Maritime"


And people think we only lost the Constitution and the Rule of Law sometime last year.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 03, 2017 01:11 PM (KGH7Z)

189 Andrew McCarthy of NRO dove into thing in July. The statute ( 793 F) involves gross negligence in handling. It does not involve intent. Every keyboard lawyer like myself knows the term Rens Mea but barely understands it and therefore try to through that in. I think McCarthy adressed that earlier in the year and dismissed it vis a vis this statute.

Posted by: Mac at May 03, 2017 01:11 PM (fOoQ8)

190 The penalty is less than a DUI conviction.

If you don't take a breathalizer, you automatically lose your driver's license for a year in TX.

Posted by: no good deed at May 03, 2017 01:11 PM (hJamr)

191 Anthony is such a F*ing dud. He had the world by the "weiner" and he was too F*ing stupid to realize it! It's not right, really, to kick a guy like that when he is down, but-come-on-Anthony! Get a clue! You had the wicked witch of the west in your grip, by her own hand, and you were more interested in sexting rather than getting some juice bottled up for later in the game. Poor Anthony moron. (no offense intended to "real" morons everywhere)

Posted by: goon at May 03, 2017 01:11 PM (EaQ6/)

192 If a financial advisor was as careless with private documents as Hillary was with confidential documents affecting national security he would likely lose his licence.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 01:12 PM (hJrjt)

193 I wonder if Comey would have recommended indictment if he had known this earlier on, with time for the dems to replace her, not just a few days before the election. At that point he was looking at 2 doors again, indict and create a real crisis, or let her go despite the obvious criminality.
Posted by: GregV61

You know what? I'm glad Comey didn't indict Hillary. If he takes her out of the race, Biden steps in and BEATS Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2017 01:12 PM (7uYFy)

194 Nobody ever sends me pics of their tits. And I'm better-looking than that freakshow.

*sulks*
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 01:04 PM (0mRoj)



If Fenelon were here, I'm sure she'd post a pic of her boobies for you.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 03, 2017 01:12 PM (xgKhT)

195 Oh, I'm sure there is a DA out there who would take
it.And couldn't it be argued by the prosecution to move the case away
from NY and DC because they know a fair trial would be impossible there?


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 03, 2017 01:10 PM (jxbfJ)

No, you can't be criminally tried somewhere you don't live (or where the crime was committed). That darn Constitution (and actually that was one of the grievances in the Declaration of Independence, IIRC).

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2017 01:12 PM (jK8Z7)

196 Every keyboard lawyer like myself knows the term Rens Mea


Um, do you mean mens rea?

Posted by: no good deed at May 03, 2017 01:13 PM (hJamr)

197 Still don't understand how Huma is not being charged - she signed a form when she left State confirming that she was no longer in possession of documents...and then they found 600K+ emails on her laptop, at least 29 of them containing classified info (per Judicial Watch). What is intent if not lying and signing your name to it?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2017 01:13 PM (NOIQH)

198 Liberals convince me Calvin was right. They are totally depraved. So depraved, they cannot see it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (vRcUp)

199 OT: Guess which name is the most popular for newborn males in London.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (3myMJ)

200

Hillary: And I would have gotten away with it if not for those meddlesome kids and Comey and the Russians and misogyny and...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (493sH)

201 Miss me yet?

Posted by: George W Bush at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (ymRuQ)

202 182 But how 'bout a little balance and throwing in a few
documentaries on oh, I don't know, maybe Stalin....or Mao.....or Pol
Pot. You know, those communist m'fers that make Hitler look like an
amateur when it comes to body count?
Ya think they might try that?
Nah,
never happen 'cause exposing those commies and their beliefs and their
techniques might lead to uncomfortable questions being asked of our
ruling class, as in, don't the riots we're seeing from the Left sound
like what the Bolsheviks were doing? or the Cultural Revolution that Mao
was pushing? Hmmmmmmm?
Definitely don't want those questions asked
because the American people might wake up and start hunting down the
Democrat Party and it's acolytes with dogs.


Posted by: LGoPs at May 03, 2017 01:05 PM (kXoPF)

Walter Duranty of the New York Times was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Pulitzer Prize Committee at May 03, 2017 01:09 PM (jK8Z7)

An accurate and honest documentary about the Great Chinese Cultural Revolution would be an indictment of SJWs and the whole Antifa, BLM and BAMN movements. A profile of Nien Chen would be good too.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (hJrjt)

203 Guess which name is the most popular for newborn males in London.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (3myMJ)

------

Mohammed

or

Achmed

Posted by: REPUBLICAN Teddy Roosevelt at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

204 158 It's unfathomable that this horrible woman isn't in a federal prison for this. It cuts to the bone at just how ill this country is in terms of law and order, which apparently doesn't mean much of anything anymore.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 03, 2017 01:04 PM (+FSld)


-----------------


The concept of equal justice is gone. Get used to it. Oh, and get back to work. Those DC perks and payoffs aren't going to pay for themselves.

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (lN5tM)

205 In fairness, 18 USC, 78 states "knowingly and willfully".
Where they usually get you on this is with the authorizations you sign. But my understanding is Hillary never signed them.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2017 12:42 PM (h5F/r)


Andrew McCarthy at NRO discussed this back in July. In his view, the statute relevant to Hillary's malfeasance is not the one you mentioned that has "knowingly and willfully" as a requirement, but another one. And then he was all "I've known James Comey for many years, he's a man of unimpeachable intregity, blah, blah, blah..." and then "...but I have no idea why he's going on and on about 'intent'. I am completely baffled by this."

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (FJCBN)

206 damn sock

Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2017 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

207 199 OT: Guess which name is the most popular for newborn males in London.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (3myMJ)

Jesus?

Posted by: goon at May 03, 2017 01:15 PM (EaQ6/)

208
OT: Guess which name is the most popular for newborn males in London.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (3myMJ)


Ace

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2017 01:15 PM (PY9jH)

209 Posted by: REPUBLICAN Teddy Roosevelt at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

Got it with the first try.

Starts with M but it ain't Mick.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:16 PM (3myMJ)

210 203 Guess which name is the most popular for newborn males in London.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (3myMJ)

------

Mohammed

or

Achmed
Posted by: REPUBLICAN Teddy Roosevelt at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

No doubt named after Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 01:16 PM (hJrjt)

211 199
OT: Guess which name is the most popular for newborn males in London.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (3myMJ)


I saw a report on this last year where the UK tried to downplay it by listing Mohammed, Muhammed, Mohamed, etc. as different names so it wasn't so obvious what the most popular baby name was.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2017 01:16 PM (jK8Z7)

212 OT: Guess which name is the most popular for newborn males in London.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (3myMJ)


Mo.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 03, 2017 01:16 PM (FJCBN)

213 Comey said as much in his first press conference, he said he wouldn't refer it because he could not get any DA to touch the case.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

______

That's not a good enough reason in my opinion. That's like saying you don't charge OJ for murder because no way a black juror will vote "guilty".

Putting Hillary on trial is at least an attempt to show we are a nation of laws an not of "men".

Posted by: Maritime at May 03, 2017 01:16 PM (lMA33)

214 The two were investigated for possible mishandling of classified material, but the FBI ultimately dropped the matter without seeking charges because they could not show either of them intended to violate the law,




I swear officer, I didn't intend to go 30 mph over the speed limit.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2017 01:16 PM (493sH)

215 207 199 OT: Guess which name is the most popular for newborn males in London.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (3myMJ)
Jesus?
Posted by: goon at May 03, 2017 01:15 PM (EaQ6/)

That would be the most popular name in California, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 01:16 PM (hJrjt)

216 203: should be lucifer. western europe, destroyed without a war in the conventional sense. nice try wankers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 03, 2017 01:16 PM (KP5rU)

217 That there was a good possibility that Biden could have been elected President almost takes away any hope I have that this Country can be saved from itself.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:17 PM (V+jJS)

218 I didn't know putting classified material on easily hacked computers and hand-held devices was wrong (despite multiple warnings) ... so I went ahead and did it against all law. (even when traveling in vulnerable environments)

I didn't know taking a billion from foreign sources while doing them (treasonous) favors as secretary of state was wrong ...

I didn't know using the money for Haitian poor to fund Chelsea's wedding was wrong.

Why am I not 50 points ahead, you might ask?

No, Hillary ... we're asking why you are not prosecuted and imprisoned by now? Who in the shadows is helping you stay out of jail?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2017 01:17 PM (TmCOq)

219 all of them belong in prison. breaking data out of a SCIF has no intent, no matter how it got out, at the least you are feloniously guilty of negligence. do your job FBI. the national security overrules politics (I guess not)

Posted by: arbitrary turn back at May 03, 2017 01:17 PM (8RQER)

220 No the day our Republic died was when our government not only did NOT charge John Corzine with a crime but changed the rules of the game to benefit one of their own. We do NOT have two political parties we have ONE homogenous group that is out to get whatever they can and they don't care about you, the constitution, rule of law, or freedom. MF Global, The recession that saw tax payers cover the losses of banks, and the entirety of the Obama presidency is proof that the republic is dead. The only problem is that we haven't gotten to the point where everyone knows it yet. Once the majority sees reality it is going to be very interesting in a really bad way.

Posted by: lightning at May 03, 2017 01:17 PM (oJSnD)

221 "OT: Guess which name is the most popular for newborn males in London.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (3myMJ) "

Hitler?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at May 03, 2017 01:17 PM (oZ6kz)

222 As an aside, from my 20-some years in administration, I bet there was absolutely zero need to print any of these documents.

Kind of like the head of the "Green Team" at my work prints every fucking one of her emails - even her responses to other emails.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2017 01:17 PM (7WfVv)

223 199 OT: Guess which name is the most popular for newborn males in London.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (3myMJ)


Kim?

Posted by: goon at May 03, 2017 01:17 PM (EaQ6/)

224 I think the problem here is that you don't have a James Bond-esque alter ego for procuring dem selfies. How about....Diego Explosion?
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at May 03, 2017 01:07 PM (oZ6kz)

You raise a good point. "Explosion" may be a little too on-the-nose. I must contemplate this.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 01:18 PM (0mRoj)

225 I saw a report on this last year where the UK tried to downplay it by listing Mohammed, Muhammed, Mohamed, etc. as different names so it wasn't so obvious what the most popular baby name was.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2017 01:16 PM (jK8Z7)


I read somewhere that China recently passed a law that forbids parents from naming their kid "Mohammed".

I guess China is just tired of that shit.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 03, 2017 01:18 PM (FJCBN)

226 Anthony is such a F*ing dud. He had the world by the "weiner" and he was too F*ing stupid to realize it! It's not right, really, to kick a guy like that when he is down, but-come-on-Anthony! Get a clue! You had the wicked witch of the west in your grip, by her own hand, and you were more interested in sexting rather than getting some juice bottled up for later in the game. Poor Anthony moron. (no offense intended to "real" morons everywhere)
Posted by: goon at May 03, 2017 01:11 PM (EaQ6/)


The only thing that ever bothers me about Anthony Weiner is that he is never hung like an albatross (heh) around the neck of Chuck Schumer. Weiner was Chuckie's boy. Chuckie was his mentor, his father figure and Wiener was his eventual congressional replacement. Wiener learned politics at the feet of Schumer. They stuck together like glue.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2017 01:18 PM (7uYFy)

227 That would be the most popular name in California, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 01:16 PM (hJrjt)

Pretty sure that would be Jose.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2017 01:18 PM (jK8Z7)

228 The matter was dropped because getting to prosecute would have required the DOJ to prosecute everyone in Washington DC who ever e-mailed Hillary Clinton and knew that they were sending to a dot-com address and not dot-gov.

That was not going to happen. Dream all you want but no, it was not going to happen.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Hosts the Are We There Yet? Political Party at May 03, 2017 01:18 PM (hLRSq)

229 @220 Well said.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2017 01:18 PM (GX63o)

230 Kind of like the head of the "Green Team" at my work prints every fucking one of her emails - even her responses to other emails.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2017 01:17 PM (7WfVv)

----

I hate people like that.

I archive them...certainly.... but print everyone of them???

I bet she puts them in big three ringed binders sorted by subject, with crosstabs by email.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2017 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

231 "Explosion" may be a little too on-the-nose.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 01:18 PM


ISWYDT...

Posted by: Zombie Gerry Studds at May 03, 2017 01:19 PM (p+Wdc)

232 It was never my intention to murder over 6 million Jews.

Posted by: Zombie Eichmann at May 03, 2017 01:19 PM (gbWkA)

233 223 199 OT: Guess which name is the most popular for newborn males in London.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (3myMJ)

Kim?
Posted by: goon at May 03, 2017 01:17 PM (EaQ6/)

I'm guessing Beverly, Francis and Pat will become real popular baby names--saves all that fuss about legally changing names after the big choice is made.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 01:20 PM (hJrjt)

234 The assertion has somehow changed from " anybody but Trump could beat Hillary!" to "anybody but Hillary could have beat Trump!" LOL

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2017 01:20 PM (r/0kC)

235 Off, dead gay Democrat sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2017 01:20 PM (p+Wdc)

236 AHC just ran the doc series , Apocalypse: Stalin last week. Pretty good.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:11 PM (V+jJS)


I hear ya, but the repetition is what counts. They ran the Stalin doc but then they'll run a bazillion Hitler docs.
It's just like what the media does through repetition, beating home a subject - always making the Right look bad - until fucking people that live under bridges know the story. And at the same time either ignoring the Left's outrages, or mentioning them at 3:00 AM. Once.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 03, 2017 01:20 PM (kXoPF)

237 I read somewhere that China recently passed a law that forbids parents from naming their kid "Mohammed".

I guess China is just tired of that shit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 03, 2017 01:18 PM (FJCBN)

That old Stalinist Enver Hoxha who ran Albania forbade religious names there. So no Mohammeds there either--even though most of the population was technically Muslim.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2017 01:20 PM (7uYFy)

238 Kind of like the head of the "Green Team" at my work prints every fucking one of her emails - even her responses to other emails.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2017 01:17 PM (7WfVv)

You should stay late some day and post a sign on her desk reading:

GAIA Killed Here By Printer While You Wait.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:20 PM (3myMJ)

239 201
Miss me yet?


Posted by: George W Bush at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (ymRuQ)

Like VD.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2017 01:21 PM (GX63o)

240 Nobody ever sends me pics of their tits. And I'm better-looking than that freakshow.

*sulks*
Posted by: Insomniac



Dood. I'll send you pics of my tits.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 01:21 PM (Njtx4)

241 The real reason she lost the election? It was obvious to everyone that she was guilty, and she got a pass. That turned enough stomachs so that even some hard core democrats couldn't pull the lever for her.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2017 01:21 PM (7ZVPa)

242 I saw a report on this last year where the UK tried to downplay it by listing Mohammed, Muhammed, Mohamed, etc. as different names so it wasn't so obvious what the most popular baby name was.

--

Most popular names for baby boys in London:

1. Mohammed
2. Muhammed
3. Mohamed

See, traditional Londoners...there's no need to worry.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 03, 2017 01:21 PM (+FSld)

243 So, let me get this straight:

-- A half-blind old granny didn't want to squint at her classified documents on a screen, so she...

-- emailed them to her addle-brained chick assistant for printing, who couldn't figure out how to run the printer, so she...

-- forward the classified emails to her sex-crazed pedophile husband so he could print them out illegally on their home printer, but as a side-effect...

-- his emails were also auto-forwarded to his phone, which he used to communicate with every sleazy teenage wannabe porn star on the internet, half of whom were spies and hackers trying to gain access to his unsecured phone.

Do I have that about right?

Posted by: zombie at May 03, 2017 01:21 PM (DQ4Fv)

244 If everyone involved in this whole e-mail felonapalloza would just leave DC forever we'd be better off. This is especially true for all the GOPe in the cc: fields.

Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2017 01:22 PM (FhXTo)

245 222 As an aside, from my 20-some years in administration, I bet there was absolutely zero need to print any of these documents.

Kind of like the head of the "Green Team" at my work prints every fucking one of her emails - even her responses to other emails.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2017 01:17 PM (7WfVv)

I assumed it was because Hillary preferred not to read through her e-mails and wanted to sit down and read through those emails like a book and put her notes or instructions on them for the peons.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:22 PM (V+jJS)

246 Burn it! Burn it all down!

Posted by: Strobe at May 03, 2017 01:22 PM (gbWkA)

247 Imagine how nasty it must have been to gather evidence in these two related investigations. Hillary's server in the shitter, and Carlos a serial masturbator. The UV lights used by the forensic team must have been illuminating that computer hardware like a lighthouse on the coast of Nantucket.

Posted by: Fritz at May 03, 2017 01:22 PM (TNQMS)

248 So she sent them to Weiner to printout for SoS Clinton? Does that even make sense?! Did she not have paid government employees to do that for her?



Posted by: MAGA at May 03, 2017 01:22 PM (LQ1Q3)

249 >>237
I read somewhere that China recently passed a law that forbids parents from naming their kid "Mohammed".
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 03, 2017 01:18 PM (FJCBN)

No one ever dropped a spoon on the floor and heard "Mohammed."

Posted by: General Zod at May 03, 2017 01:22 PM (Bdeb0)

250 I]199 OT: Guess which name is the most popular for newborn males in London.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:14 PM (3myMJ)

Boaty McBoatface?

Hey! Anywhere dumb as a rock enough to elect a ____ (substitute your favorite group there) as mayor should name all of their children, "Absent".

Posted by: goon at May 03, 2017 01:22 PM (EaQ6/)

251 Well, if weiner has had those messages, we sure don't want them back.

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2017 01:22 PM (zLDYs)

252 Nobody ever sends me pics of their tits. And I'm better-looking than that freakshow.



*sulks*

Posted by: Insomniac



Dood. I'll send you pics of my tits.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 01:21 PM


I'm sure if he asks nicely, AtC and the 'ettes will repost the Victory Tits pics.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2017 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)

253 Posted by: goon at May 03, 2017 01:11 PM (EaQ6/)

How in the good lord's name did Weiner get to be the dem Chosen One who was going to check off all the offices right up to President?! The guy has *no* political instinct at all. What would make Schumer pick him as protege?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 03, 2017 01:23 PM (sEDyY)

254 I hear ya, but the repetition is what counts. They ran the Stalin doc but then they'll run a bazillion Hitler docs.
It's just like what the media does through repetition, beating home a subject - always making the Right look bad - until fucking people that live under bridges know the story. And at the same time either ignoring the Left's outrages, or mentioning them at 3:00 AM. Once.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 03, 2017 01:20 PM (kXoPF)


I totally agree with you. But the fact is we fought a war against Hitler, so there's more angles to the Hitler story than there is to "Uncle Joe"

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2017 01:23 PM (7uYFy)

255 Dood. I'll send you pics of my tits.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 01:21 PM (Njtx4)

From bird watching, right?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 01:23 PM (0mRoj)

256 Do I have that about right?

Posted by: zombie at May 03, 2017 01:21 PM (DQ4Fv)

You forgot the knowingly and with intent part.

Posted by: Comey at May 03, 2017 01:23 PM (GX63o)

257 Mommmmm! It's past noon and I haven't won an award yet today! Could you make a phone call PLEASE!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 03, 2017 01:24 PM (qJhUV)

258
I don't give a rat's ass whether they did not intend to violate the law, violate the law they did.

Indict and prosecute. We all know goddam well that's what would be our fates as mere peons.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2017 01:24 PM (pNxlR)

259 I expect the first thing that will happen after the government invents the time machine is that they'll go back and have that First Amendment thing removed from the Constitution.

Obviously there's no such thing as equal protection. Politicians don't have the same standards are ordinary folk.

If they get their way though, they'll remove our ability to talk about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2017 01:24 PM (TOk1P)

260 "Every keyboard lawyer like myself knows the term Rens Mea"

HELL YEAH!!! She's awesome!

Posted by: Star Wars Fan That's Somehow Actually Excited About Constant New Releases Every Year at May 03, 2017 01:24 PM (fD1ST)

261 Now we can say of England:

"There will always be a Mohammed."

Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:24 PM (3myMJ)

262 230 Kind of like the head of the "Green Team" at my work prints every fucking one of her emails - even her responses to other emails.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2017 01:17 PM (7WfVv)

----

I hate people like that.

I archive them...certainly.... but print everyone of them???

I bet she puts them in big three ringed binders sorted by subject, with crosstabs by email.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2017 01:19 PM (8XRCm)


--------------

In this day and age of arbitrary litigation? She's actually very smart in doing that.

Yeah. I don't trust anyone anymore.

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2017 01:24 PM (lN5tM)

263 @243 - let us not forget Hillary's (probably) illegal alien maid who was also printing her emails.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2017 01:25 PM (7WfVv)

264 So, let me get this straight:

-- A half-blind old granny didn't want to squint at her classified documents on a screen, so she...

-- emailed them to her addle-brained chick assistant for printing, who couldn't figure out how to run the printer, so she...

-- forward the classified emails to her sex-crazed pedophile husband so he could print them out illegally on their home printer, but as a side-effect...

-- his emails were also auto-forwarded to his phone, which he used to communicate with every sleazy teenage wannabe porn star on the internet, half of whom were spies and hackers trying to gain access to his unsecured phone.

Do I have that about right?
Posted by: zombie at May 03, 2017 01:21 PM (DQ4Fv)


------

You are missing the parts about non State email addresses originating from a nongovernmental, non secured server she had in the bathroom.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2017 01:25 PM (8XRCm)

265 nothing will happen to satans' daughter. nothing. ever. worse than nixon, flying higher than billy ayers. there is no law. only for middle class "folks" with a permanant legal address and bank account. we're the nazis you know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 03, 2017 01:25 PM (KP5rU)

266 What would make Schumer pick him as protege?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 03, 2017 01:23 PM (sEDyY)

Ol Schumer is a scumbag, and birds of a feather....

Pretty straightforward.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 03, 2017 01:25 PM (NXsWM)

267 This statement should scare everyone of us:

"Heres a nugget that encapsulates the health insurance industry, despite
all the noise surrounding the future of the Affordable Care Act: In the
first quarter of this year, Aetna collected more premium revenue from government programs (namely Medicare and
Medicaid) than it did from commercial insurance for the first time ever."

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 03, 2017 01:25 PM (le7jz)

268 So she sent them to Weiner to printout for SoS Clinton? Does that even make sense?! Did she not have paid government employees to do that for her?





Posted by: MAGA

---

No, it does not make sense. That was a quick excuse that they now have to live with.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2017 01:26 PM (7ZVPa)

269 So she sent them to Weiner to printout for SoS
Clinton? Does that even make sense?! Did she not have paid government
employees to do that for her?









Posted by: MAGA
-----
No IT guy to fix the printer? In all of government? And how long was this going on?

Posted by: Dang at May 03, 2017 01:26 PM (8b+oT)

270 No one ever dropped a spoon on the floor and heard "Mohammed."



The percentage of the times buttered bread lands buttered side down is inversely proportionate to the amount of bread left in the house.

Yo dawg! The science is settled.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 01:26 PM (Njtx4)

271 This is almost as shocking as Liberal intolerance, gambling in Las Vegas and Barry Manilow's sexual proclivities.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 03, 2017 01:26 PM (WLK0w)

272 Hillary needs to go to jail. Her handlers need to go to jail. Huma and the dickless wonder need to go to jail. They all need to spend some serious time learning that you just don't fuck with the US of A.

Why is it that the feckless clowns in Wash DC can't see this?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 03, 2017 01:27 PM (NXsWM)

273
255 Dood. I'll send you pics of my tits.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 01:21 PM (Njtx4)

From bird watching, right?


And still there are those who insist that we Morons never learn.

I'm off to read up on CNN's take on the lemon party thrown for their very own don...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2017 01:27 PM (pNxlR)

274 254 I hear ya, but the repetition is what counts. They ran the Stalin doc but then they'll run a bazillion Hitler docs.
It's just like what the media does through repetition, beating home a subject - always making the Right look bad - until fucking people that live under bridges know the story. And at the same time either ignoring the Left's outrages, or mentioning them at 3:00 AM. Once.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 03, 2017 01:20 PM (kXoPF)


I totally agree with you. But the fact is we fought a war against Hitler, so there's more angles to the Hitler story than there is to "Uncle Joe"
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2017 01:23 PM (7uYFy)

By the way, Stalin was nothing more than a Russian capo who became The Godfather. It's like if John Gotti had become dictator of the United States.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:27 PM (V+jJS)

275 Nobody ever sends me pics of their tits. And I'm better-looking than that freakshow.

*sulks*

Posted by: Insomniac

-

Huh? I can't seem to even open my browser without finding someone who wanted to show me her tits.

Posted by: Star Wars Fan That's Somehow Actually Excited About Constant New Releases Every Year at May 03, 2017 01:27 PM (fD1ST)

276 Lack of intention is something you argue to the jury.

Posted by: MAGA at May 03, 2017 01:27 PM (LQ1Q3)

277 Why is it that the feckless clowns in Wash DC can't see this?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 03, 2017 01:27 PM (NXsWM)

They see it every time they look in the mirror.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2017 01:27 PM (GX63o)

278 Comey said the FBI never saw the first three months of Hillary's emails. He said those would be the ones that show intent. How can he say that, then later say there was no intent?

Posted by: ESKIMO at May 03, 2017 01:27 PM (ZYNmu)

279 This reminds me of when my Imbecile Older Sister used to do shit like trip me intentionally or throw me into a swing-set or push me down the front steps. Inevitably my Mom would pop her head out the window/door and I would hear IOS screech:

"It was an accidennnnnnntttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!"

And of course she would be found Not Guilty in The Court of Parental Justice.

Hillary and her crowd are just like IOS: Nothing they do, however criminal, is anything more than:

"It was an accidennnnnnttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!"

The reckoning will have to occur in the afterlife, sadly.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 03, 2017 01:28 PM (zKIA2)

280 Star Wars Fan That's Somehow Actually Excited About Constant New Releases Every Year at May 03, 2017 01:27 PM (fD1ST)

-----

So... TheJamesMadison.... hows things??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2017 01:28 PM (8XRCm)

281 By the way, Stalin was nothing more than a Russian capo who became The Godfather. It's like if John Gotti had become dictator of the United States.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:27 PM (V+jJS)

I honestly don't think Gotti would've killed anywhere near so many of his countrymen.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 01:28 PM (0mRoj)

282 Three killed, several injuries as car plows into crowd in Massachusetts. Getting to be a weekly occurrence isn't it?

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 03, 2017 01:28 PM (zRZaJ)

283 So, let me get this straight:

-- A half-blind old granny didn't want to squint at her classified documents on a screen, so she...

-- emailed them to her addle-brained chick assistant for printing, who couldn't figure out how to run the printer, so she...

-- forward the classified emails to her sex-crazed pedophile husband so he could print them out illegally on their home printer, but as a side-effect...

-- his emails were also auto-forwarded to his phone, which he used to communicate with every sleazy teenage wannabe porn star on the internet, half of whom were spies and hackers trying to gain access to his unsecured phone.

Do I have that about right?
Posted by: zombie



Well, when you put it that way.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 01:28 PM (Njtx4)

284 I bet she puts them in big three ringed binders sorted by subject, with crosstabs by email.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2017 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

Binders? Like, of women?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 03, 2017 01:28 PM (NXsWM)

285
WTF is that, that thing, over Feinstein's left shoulder?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2017 01:28 PM (pNxlR)

286 >>The percentage of the times buttered bread lands
buttered side down is inversely proportionate to the amount of bread
left in the house.

Yo dawg! The science is settled. Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 01:26 PM (Njtx4)

I'd bet you're familiar with the buttered-toast-strapped-on-cat's-back-gyroscope array.

Posted by: General Zod at May 03, 2017 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)

287 Huh? I can't seem to even open my browser without finding someone who wanted to show me her tits.
Posted by: Star Wars Fan That's Somehow Actually Excited About Constant New Releases Every Year at May 03, 2017 01:27 PM (fD1ST)

Paid webcam sites don't count.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 01:29 PM (0mRoj)

288 Jewells, where are you seeing that?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 03, 2017 01:29 PM (+FSld)

289 If everyone involved in this whole e-mail felonapalloza would just leave DC forever we'd be better off. This is especially true for all the GOPe in the cc: fields.


Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2017 01:22 PM (FhXTo)


Wow, the town would be empty. Why are you trying to drive bartenders, waitresses, and prostitutes of all genders out of work?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Hosts the Are We There Yet? Political Party at May 03, 2017 01:30 PM (hLRSq)

290 No IT guy to fix the printer? In all of government? And how long was this going on?


Posted by: Dang at May 03, 2017 01:26 PM (8b+oT)

Wasn't her maid involved on some occasion too?

Posted by: Country Boy at May 03, 2017 01:30 PM (Jcg9Q)

291 285; the power converter for her exoskeleton.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 03, 2017 01:30 PM (KP5rU)

292 >>285 WTF is that, that thing, over Feinstein's left shoulder? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2017 01:28 PM (pNxlR)

It's just Pat.

Posted by: General Zod at May 03, 2017 01:30 PM (Bdeb0)

293 Breaking on Fox news website.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 03, 2017 01:31 PM (zRZaJ)

294 Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 01:28 PM (0mRoj)

If he had the means I don't think he would have hesitated . He was a murdering psychopath also. My point though was Stalin started his career in Russian organized crime and not politics.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:31 PM (V+jJS)

295 283 So, let me get this straight:

-- A half-blind old granny didn't want to squint at her classified documents on a screen, so she...

-- emailed them to her addle-brained chick assistant for printing, who couldn't figure out how to run the printer, so she...

-- forward the classified emails to her sex-crazed pedophile husband so he could print them out illegally on their home printer, but as a side-effect...

-- his emails were also auto-forwarded to his phone, which he used to communicate with every sleazy teenage wannabe porn star on the internet, half of whom were spies and hackers trying to gain access to his unsecured phone.

Do I have that about right?
Posted by: zombie



Well, when you put it that way.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 01:28 PM (Njtx4)

Oh, Zombie, did you forget that she's a woman? Women can't be expected to follow all of the rules. They need special help to do that, and nobody offered her that special help.

Or some shit like that.

Not that I ever needed any special help, but hey.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 03, 2017 01:31 PM (NXsWM)

296 Do I have that about right?
Posted by: zombie "

You left out "republicans h8 science and techy stuff"

The rest is OK

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 03, 2017 01:31 PM (MINbv)

297 RE: Comey, a serious sort of question.

Is he mentally ill?

Every time he testifies, he says something different.

Sometimes he helps Hillary, sometimes he doesn't.

HIs stories seem to me to be somewhat inconsistent, yet to get the job he has, he can't be stupid.

So.. WTF is up with him? Mental case? Pathological liar? "Nervous breakdown?"

/I guess that's for his defense attorney to figure out. Hahahaha, they'll be no trial. He'll probably get a medal and a YUUUGE raise.

Posted by: shibumi at May 03, 2017 01:31 PM (8zWAk)

298 285 WTF is that, that thing, over Feinstein's left shoulder? Posted by:
Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2017
01:28 PM (pNxlR)


Her tail.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2017 01:31 PM (GX63o)

299 282 Three killed, several injuries as car plows into crowd in Massachusetts. Getting to be a weekly occurrence isn't it?

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 03, 2017 01:28 PM (zRZaJ)

Intent. Duh.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 03, 2017 01:31 PM (fD1ST)

300 281 By the way, Stalin was nothing more than a Russian capo who became The Godfather. It's like if John Gotti had become dictator of the United States.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:27 PM (V+jJS)

I honestly don't think Gotti would've killed anywhere near so many of his countrymen.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 01:28 PM (0mRoj)

I think somebody here made the point of comparing media reaction to Brett Favre being less than enthusiastic in his applause for Bruce/Caitlyn to the way people were frightened to stop applauding Stalin's speeches.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 01:32 PM (hJrjt)

301
Cut it out! I have binders full of women. and girls.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 03, 2017 01:32 PM (ODxAs)

302 ahh geez, looks like it was indeed an accident. Old man at the wheel. Good Lord.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 03, 2017 01:32 PM (zRZaJ)

303 >>292
>>285 WTF is that, that thing, over Feinstein's left shoulder?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May
03, 2017 01:28 PM (pNxlR)

It's just Pat. Posted by: General Zod at May 03, 2017 01:30 PM (Bdeb0)

I should add that its pronouns are "they, their, and them."

Posted by: General Zod at May 03, 2017 01:32 PM (Bdeb0)

304 By the way, Stalin was nothing more than a Russian
capo who became The Godfather. It's like if John Gotti had become
dictator of the United States.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:27 PM (V+jJS)



I honestly don't think Gotti would've killed anywhere near so many of his countrymen.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 01:28 PM (0mRoj)


Good point. As bad as the Mafia was, or is, they have a vested interest in keeping the businesses they were extorting remaining viable. Otherwise, nothing to extort.The same doesn't hold for the Democrat/Communist Party. Showing that the Mafia is smarter than the fucking Democrats.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 03, 2017 01:32 PM (kXoPF)

305 put her notes or instructions on them for the peons.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:22 PM (V+jJS)

No way. That creates a discoverable document that then has to be hidden. Or we have to send Sandy Berger to the National Archives to deep-six it later.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2017 01:32 PM (jK8Z7)

306 Fienstien: "Why did you reopen the investigation 11 days before the election".

Comey: You want answers?

Fienstien: "I want the Truth!"

Comey: "You can't handle the truth! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a leftist Senator from California who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the Justice that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it!

I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a badge, and try to find Clintons lost emails. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

Feinstien: "Did you order the reopening of the investigation to get Hillary!"

Comey: "YOU GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!"

Posted by: WisRich at May 03, 2017 01:32 PM (hdpay)

307 >>Do I have that about right?


You forgot the part where Hillz was having her immigrant housekeeper print classified docs at Whitehaven (her DC mansion), unsupervised. Nope, no risk there!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2017 01:32 PM (NOIQH)

308 I'd bet you're familiar with the buttered-toast-strapped-on-cat's-back-gyroscope array.




And risk tearing the time-space continuum? No thank you.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 01:32 PM (Njtx4)

309 WTF is that, that thing, over Feinstein's left shoulder?

It's the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Ready For Hillar!!11!! at May 03, 2017 01:32 PM (vtcmf)

310 you low level slueths forgot one thing"what difference does it make?" guilty as hell, free as a bird.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 03, 2017 01:32 PM (KP5rU)

311 Vehicle "suddenly accelerated." Let me take a wild guess....

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 03, 2017 01:32 PM (+FSld)

312 277 Why is it that the feckless clowns in Wash DC can't see this?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 03, 2017 01:27 PM (NXsWM)

They see it every time they look in the mirror.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2017 01:27 PM (GX63o)


----------------

Nailed it. They're all guilty of corruption.

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2017 01:33 PM (sGd9N)

313 294 Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 01:28 PM (0mRoj)

If he had the means I don't think he would have hesitated . He was a murdering psychopath also. My point though was Stalin started his career in Russian organized crime and not politics.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:31 PM (V+jJS)

And Mao apparently treated women in a fashion similar to Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 01:33 PM (hJrjt)

314 Let's all do the Polka!

Posted by: KAC at May 03, 2017 01:33 PM (ymRuQ)

315 Posted by: tcn in AK at May 03, 2017 01:25 PM (NXsWM)

No doubt as to that, but I would have thought that he would have his choice among scummy, wanna-be politicos from New York. How did he end up picking such a complete dud as Weiner? For that matter, why did Weiner even go into politics as it's very clear that he isn't any good at the game?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 03, 2017 01:33 PM (sEDyY)

316 yeah, the "I needed to pass intel through my hubby's laptop ... so he could print it for Hillary ... (did he then walk it to her office?) ... is not credible. They don't have any staff to do such things in-house?

It seems Comey is presenting "credible deniability" on Huma's behalf, or Hillary's, or Lynch's, or his own behalf.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2017 01:34 PM (TmCOq)

317 WTF is that, that thing, over Feinstein's left shoulder? Posted by:
Krebs v Carnot:


Her tail.
Posted by: flounder





Golf. Clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 01:34 PM (Njtx4)

318 How in the good lord's name did Weiner get to be the dem Chosen One who was going to check off all the offices right up to President?! The guy has *no* political instinct at all. What would make Schumer pick him as protege?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 03, 2017 01:23 PM (sEDyY)


What are political instincts? The guy was a designated attack dog in the House. He was rather effective in the role, because he looked the part.

He was young, brash, good looking (from a certain perspective), and he was connected.

He had no reason to believe the paved road was not going to lead eventually to higher office. Maybe the highest.

We know now of his penchant for sending out photos of his junk, but really, he misunderstood social media. That was his crime. Nothing else he was doing was a crime, as far as politics goes.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2017 01:34 PM (TOk1P)

319 To all those saying we don't live in a representative republic anymore

https://tinyurl.com/loqrcgy

Posted by: MAGA at May 03, 2017 01:34 PM (LQ1Q3)

320 WTF is that, that thing, over Feinstein's left shoulder?

**


Felt a cold chill up my spine when first gazed upon it. Her friend on the right cast a pang of nausea upon my belly as well. Cold, dark-doll eyes the lot of them.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 03, 2017 01:34 PM (WLK0w)

321 No way. That creates a *discoverable document* that
then has to be hidden. Or we have to send Sandy Berger to the National
Archives to deep-six it later.


Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2017 01:32 PM (jK8Z7)

*Cackles maniacally*

Posted by: hillary at May 03, 2017 01:34 PM (GX63o)

322 Three killed, several injuries as car plows into crowd in Massachusetts. Getting to be a weekly occurrence isn't it?

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45




As long as amerifa wants to riot, yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 01:34 PM (Njtx4)

323 Watching these hearings is nauseating.

It's all self serving bullshit.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 03, 2017 01:34 PM (754Y7)

324 No IT guy to fix the printer? In all of government? And how long was this going on? "

Until they got 3 guys from CAIR...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 03, 2017 01:35 PM (MINbv)

325 Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 01:33 PM (hJrjt)

As did Stalin.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:35 PM (V+jJS)

326 Anyone caught sending classified emails containing caveated NGA imagery analysis to a dour Mohammedan lesbian so she can get her gimp husband to print them off and also forwards those emails to a private server belonging to an alcoholic cylon spends a night in the box.

Posted by: General Zod at May 03, 2017 01:35 PM (Bdeb0)

327 291 285; the power converter for her exoskeleton.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 03, 2017 01:30 PM (KP5rU) [I/]

Ahhh!!

Posted by: goon at May 03, 2017 01:35 PM (EaQ6/)

328 The two were investigated for possible mishandling of classified material, but the FBI ultimately dropped the matter without seeking charges because they could not show either of them intended to violate the law, Comey said.
_______________________________

This is why Comey needs to be fired yesterday.

The federal statute doesn't require intent to violate the law. The law can be violated through negligence.

Fire him now.

And file criminal charges against Clinton, Abedin and Wiener.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2017 01:36 PM (4AVeu)

329 For that matter, why did Weiner even go into politics as it's very clear that he isn't any good at the game?

Look at it from another perspective: Weiner acted as if what he was doing was not particularly different, surprising, troubling, or problematic for a politician to be engaged in. And Hillary Clinton or Huma showed no signs of seeing it as a problem, either.

What does that tell us about Democrats in general and NY Politicians in specific?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2017 01:36 PM (39g3+)

330 >>>>Vehicle "suddenly accelerated." Let me take a wild guess....
.
.
.24 hour rule. It may be an older driver. We had that happen during a festival in New London CT one year. An old guy was driving and stomped on the gas pedal instead of the brake at a traffic light and he kept stepping on it because he thought it really was the break. Didn't kill anyone but put a dozen people in the hospital before he hit a building.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 03, 2017 01:36 PM (le7jz)

331 Didja see that Tingles is getting tingly again? This time over Princess White Lie. See WZ.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at May 03, 2017 01:36 PM (Nwg0u)

332 Anthony Weiner had a shot at being mayor of NYC.
But then he got Breitbarted.

It was his sexting scandal that caused Comey to re-open the Hillary case, which Hillary says cost her the election.

But Weiner upset the dynamics of the NYC Mayoral race so that we got DeBlasio instead of Colleen Quinn

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2017 01:37 PM (SIY7D)

333 24 hour rule on this one. They say it's a 70 year old man, but then witnesses say he avoided the cars and went on to hit the people standing between the cars. Sounds fishy to me.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 03, 2017 01:37 PM (zRZaJ)

334 We know now of his penchant for sending out photos of his junk, but really, he misunderstood social media."

You know, I'm really, really, really grateful that "social media" wasn't a thing back in Ted's (the swimmer) day.

We'd be buried under an avalanche of Kennedy, er, junk...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 03, 2017 01:37 PM (MINbv)

335 And Mao apparently treated women in a fashion similar to Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 01:33 PM (hJrjt)

The difference is that the Chinese have never had any sense of personal rights. People are, basically, fodder. Have always been. That explains the "get what you can" mentality of their business practices, their inability to respect things like copywrites or even safe means of production, and their use of all of the peasant class as a commodity. They have no God, so they have no personal autonomy or sense of personal responsibility.

So, Mao was just gettin' his own.

I guess Clinton fits that description, but Kennedy at least should have felt shame for his actions. He was raised at least nominally Catholic. Now I suspect he is dealing with the barbed cock of Satan, but as a good Catholic, I can't wish that on him....

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 03, 2017 01:38 PM (NXsWM)

336 329
For that matter, why did Weiner even go into politics as it's very clear that he isn't any good at the game?



Look at it from another perspective: Weiner acted as if what he was
doing was not particularly different, surprising, troubling, or
problematic for a politician to be engaged in. And Hillary Clinton or
Huma showed no signs of seeing it as a problem, either.



What does that tell us about Democrats in general and NY Politicians in specific?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2017 01:36 PM (39g3+)

Exactly this!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2017 01:38 PM (GX63o)

337 So, let me get this straight:


-- A half-blind old granny didn't want to squint at her classified documents on a screen, so she...


-- emailed them to her addle-brained chick assistant for printing, who couldn't figure out how to run the printer, so she...


-- forward the classified emails to her sex-crazed pedophile husband so he could print them out illegally on their home printer, but as a side-effect...


-- his emails were also auto-forwarded to his phone, which he used to communicate with every sleazy teenage wannabe porn star on the internet, half of whom were spies and hackers trying to gain access to his unsecured phone.


Do I have that about right?
Posted by: zombie
--

Yeah, but the FAB had no criminal intent, and really, we can never find out the intent of :

-Huma
-Weiner
-Housekeeper
-Random IT guys
-Visitors to the Server Closet
-Foreign Hackers

However, we know they're all good friends of the Clintons, even the ones they've never met, so we're confident that they're good people and did nothing illegal. In fact, we're so confident that we won't even bother investigating any of it. Any. Of. It.

EVER.

/pretty sure James Comey implied the above at one point or another in the past six months.

Posted by: shibumi at May 03, 2017 01:38 PM (8zWAk)

338 Boy, Ace is really having his way with that Twitter whore again. I guess it's because we have been bad.

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at May 03, 2017 01:38 PM (ukNFU)

339 334 Poor Kennedy's had to show their dicks retail.

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2017 01:38 PM (r/0kC)

340 Nailed it. They're all guilty of corruption.

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2017 01:33 PM (sGd9N)


How many hundreds, if not thousands, of people high up in Congress and the Executive branch and the agencies were e-mailing Hillary and her top hench-fiends at "Clintonemail.com" and not at state.gov? That's a lot of people, right? That's how Hillary has protected herself. There are just too many people involved, too many politically powerful people. So no prosecution.


Now, you are welcome to vent your indignation by browsing the specials bins at the Outrage Outlet's Mother's Day sale.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Hosts the Are We There Yet? Political Party at May 03, 2017 01:39 PM (hLRSq)

341 Look at it from another perspective: Weiner acted as if what he was doing was not particularly different, surprising, troubling, or problematic for a politician to be engaged in. And Hillary Clinton or Huma showed no signs of seeing it as a problem, either.

What does that tell us about Democrats in general and NY Politicians in specific?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2017 01:36 PM (39g3+)


Exactly. The one thing both weener and hillory did wrong was misunderstand technology.

Otherwise, they're just like every other Democrat pol.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2017 01:39 PM (TOk1P)

342 Anyone watching Comey?

How could Huma have over 600,000 e-mails and not have a purpose behind it

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2017 01:39 PM (SIY7D)

343 Sudden acceleration is usually a panicked person who thinks they are pressing the brake and not the gas. They press harder when the vehicle is not stopping.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:39 PM (V+jJS)

344 Didja see that Tingles is getting tingly again? This time over Princess White Lie. See WZ.

--

Ingraham had on Bob Costa from WaPo this morning. He thinks Warren is definitely the D's strongest contender for '20. Along w/ Sherrod Brown and Al Freaking Franken.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 03, 2017 01:39 PM (+FSld)

345 For that matter, why did Weiner even go into politics as it's very clear that he isn't any good at the game?
==============

What else was he supposed to do? Work?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2017 01:40 PM (vg8iE)

346 I have news for at least some of you, the vast majority of those that represent us in Washington are corrupt, bribe-taking perverts. These three traits seem to be markers for success in DC.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2017 01:40 PM (7ZVPa)

347 This is why Comey needs to be fired yesterday.

The federal statute doesn't require intent to violate the law. The law can be violated through negligence.

Fire him now.

And file criminal charges against Clinton, Abedin and Wiener.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot




Or nullify EVERYONE who is doing time because of this law.
Equal application and all that.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 01:40 PM (Njtx4)

348 342 Anyone watching Comey?

How could Huma have over 600,000 e-mails and not have a purpose behind it

It was completely innocent!

Posted by: Your sycophant press at May 03, 2017 01:40 PM (O2RFr)

349 OT, David Garrow's book on Obama notes apparently that he was in love with a white woman, proposed to her and then dumped her after concluding her white skin would be a liability - apparently there was some party they were at when all this went down - arguing in between bouts of makeup sex.

Story at WZ.

Posted by: IC at May 03, 2017 01:40 PM (a0IVu)

350 What else was he supposed to do? Work?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2017 01:40 PM (vg8iE)

He could always do webcam pr0n.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 01:40 PM (0mRoj)

351 If he had the means I don't think he would have hesitated . He was a murdering psychopath also. My point though was Stalin started his career in Russian organized crime and not politics.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:31 PM (V+jJ


I doubt Stalin was truly a "communist" in the philosophical sense. He was hungry for power and if he could have been the biggest crime warlord in Russia, or the most powerful Orthodox leader (he did go to seminary), or a Czar, it wouldn't matter. He used the quickest route to power that was at his disposal.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2017 01:40 PM (7uYFy)

352 260 "Every keyboard lawyer like myself knows the term Rens Mea"
_________________________________

I saw Rens Mea open for Stare Decisis at the Res Judicata Lounge in 1972.

Posted by: George Thurgood Marshall at May 03, 2017 01:40 PM (4AVeu)

353 319 To all those saying we don't live in a representative republic anymore

https://tinyurl.com/loqrcgy
Posted by: MAGA at May 03, 2017 01:34 PM (LQ1Q3)

I just want to get rid of Sleeza Murkowski. Anyone but that scrunt, please. Hell, Joe Miller would be an improvement at this point.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 03, 2017 01:40 PM (NXsWM)

354 24 hour rule on this one. They say it's a 70 year old man, but then witnesses say he avoided the cars and went on to hit the people standing between the cars. Sounds fishy to me.

-
70 year old guys don't get much poon, especially quality poon, so 69 virgins doesn't sound too bad IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at May 03, 2017 01:41 PM (Nwg0u)

355 Never point your car at someone unless you are going to kill them.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 03, 2017 01:41 PM (3myMJ)

356
Oh, Zombie, did you forget that she's a woman? Women can't be expected to follow all of the rules. They need special help to do that, and nobody offered her that special help.


"I, I ... * cough, cough * ... am a ... * grimmaces as she vurps and swallows the bilious mass * ... strong ... * wavers as a spell of vertigo passes over her * ... and capable ... * hiccups * ... (shit!) ... * sharts herself * ... woman!"

Posted by: Hill-Z, Mother of Noted Rapper Chel-Z (out of Da WebbMeister) at May 03, 2017 01:41 PM (pNxlR)

357 334 Poor Kennedy's had to show their dicks retail.

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2017 01:38 PM (r/0kC)


More inconvenient, sure, but a Kenney could also walk into a public setting and screw whatever he wanted, without worrying that somebody was tweating about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2017 01:41 PM (TOk1P)

358 Please think about the environment before printing this classified email

Posted by: Mega at May 03, 2017 01:42 PM (wzHH1)

359 272 Hillary needs to go to jail. Her handlers need to go to jail. Huma and the dickless wonder need to go to jail. They all need to spend some serious time learning that you just don't fuck with the US of A.

Why is it that the feckless clowns in Wash DC can't see this?

======
Because they also belong in jail.

Jail?
Feh.
*points at nic*

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 03, 2017 01:42 PM (oPl0w)

360 Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2017 01:34 PM (TOk1P)

I guess I wasn't very aware of him when he was in congress and thus underestimated his effectiveness. Since he resigned he has been very destructive of any chance to rehabilitate his image and get back into congress after keeping his nose clean.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 03, 2017 01:42 PM (sEDyY)

361 331 Didja see that Tingles is getting tingly again? This time over Princess White Lie. See WZ.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at May 03, 2017 01:36 PM (Nwg0u)

I prefer "Squats with Unions".

Posted by: WisRich at May 03, 2017 01:42 PM (hdpay)

362 333 24 hour rule on this one. They say it's a 70 year old man, but then witnesses say he avoided the cars and went on to hit the people standing between the cars. Sounds fishy to me.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 03, 2017 01:37 PM (zRZaJ)

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Not all muzzies are young.

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2017 01:43 PM (sGd9N)

363 I guess I wasn't very aware of him when he was in congress and thus underestimated his effectiveness. Since he resigned he has been very destructive of any chance to rehabilitate his image and get back into congress after keeping his nose clean.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 03, 2017 01:42 PM (sEDyY)

He's in New York. He'll be back.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 03, 2017 01:43 PM (Jcg9Q)

364 Ingraham had on Bob Costa from WaPo this morning. He thinks Warren is definitely the D's strongest contender for '20. Along w/ Sherrod Brown and Al Freaking Franken.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 03, 2017 01:39 PM (+FSld)

Oh, please, do give us Al Franken. That would be quite the cake walk. Nobody likes that asshole. It took a lot of "found" ballots to get him where he is now.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 03, 2017 01:43 PM (NXsWM)

365 Boy, Ace is really having his way with that Twitter whore again. I guess it's because we have been bad.
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at May 03, 2017 01:38 PM (ukNFU)



You're going to have to narrow down how we've been bad.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at May 03, 2017 01:43 PM (mf5HN)

366 357 Yeah,the media would have been unable to cover up the constant barrage of chicks Tweeting " I just got fucked by the president!"

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2017 01:43 PM (r/0kC)

367
How could Huma have over 600,000 e-mails and not have a purpose behind it
--

We can never know.

However, we are sure her intentions were good, as were those intentions of the people she forwarded them to, and well as the intentions of the people that they forwarded it to. And so on.

Nothing to investigate here, and certainly no reason to EVER consider prosecuting anyone, except possibly President Trump, who onced hired someone who then hired someone else who then hired someone else who hired a janitor at Trump Tower who colluded with Russians to bring over a woman and marry her.

Which is obviously treason.

Posted by: James Pathological Liar Comey at May 03, 2017 01:43 PM (8zWAk)

368
Nobody ever sends me pics of their tits. And I'm better-looking than that freakshow.

*sulks*
Posted by: Insomniac
_____________________________

I'll send you pic's of my follicles.....

OW!!

*slides on knees across stage*

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 03, 2017 01:44 PM (HSmrB)

369 "Every keyboard lawyer like myself knows the term Rens Mea"
_________________________________

I saw Rens Mea open for Stare Decisis at the Res Judicata Lounge in 1972.

Posted by: George Thurgood Marshall at May 03, 2017 01:40 PM (4AVeu)


Stare Descisis... that was J. Mascis' side project, right?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2017 01:44 PM (TOk1P)

370 Comeys blaming Trump for threats on judges because he complained about them... Someone shut that ass hole up...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 03, 2017 01:44 PM (O2RFr)

371 222 As an aside, from my 20-some years in administration, I bet there was absolutely zero need to print any of these documents.

Kind of like the head of the "Green Team" at my work prints every fucking one of her emails - even her responses to other emails.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2017 01:17 PM (7WfVv)



I thought that, too. It's very rare that I'd ever print an email - only if for some reason I needed a hard copy of some specific, detailed information, and was worried that my phone might not be usable where/when I needed the information. It's hard to imagine a scenario.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2017 01:44 PM (SRKgf)

372 >>He thinks Warren is definitely the D's strongest contender for '20. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 03, 2017 01:39 PM (+FSld)

Yao, it cannot be so. She does the dance, but it is the dance of an old angry woman. She has the smile of a dead one and the People look away, and do not sabe. Sun-In-His-Hair troubles the People now, but he will stay in the White Lodge.



Posted by: General Zod at May 03, 2017 01:45 PM (Bdeb0)

373 Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2017 01:40 PM (7uYFy)

That's my opinion also. In fact , its documented he varied his positions depending on its immediate benefits. ( lots of differing communist philosophies at the beginning)

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:45 PM (V+jJS)

374 Ingraham had on Bob Costa from WaPo this morning. He thinks Warren is definitely the D's strongest contender for '20. Along w/ Sherrod Brown and Al Freaking Franken.
Posted by: Lady in Black

______

Warren would be like Mondale or McGovern. A blowout.

Sherrod Brown would actually be tougher, comes from a swing state he keeps winning, makes a case for working class, etc but he's definitely not A talent.

The smarter play for Democrats would be to just throw a black person up there and hope they can gin up the vote enough in minority communities.

Posted by: Maritime at May 03, 2017 01:45 PM (lMA33)

375 More inconvenient, sure, but a Kenney could also walk into a public setting and screw whatever he wanted, without worrying that somebody was tweating about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2017 01:41 PM (TOk1P)

So, you're saying he could just walk up and grab that.... whodathunkit?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 03, 2017 01:45 PM (NXsWM)

376 Has anyone testified about me yet and my role in destroying Hillary's candidacy?

Twice.

Count 'em.

2008 and 2016.

Hah!

(whispers) I'm so awesome.

Posted by: The Schlong at May 03, 2017 01:45 PM (4AVeu)

377
You're going to have to narrow down how we've been bad.


Who broke (or humiliatingly criticized) his shelves?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2017 01:46 PM (pNxlR)

378 Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2017 01:34 PM (TOk1P)

I guess I wasn't very aware of him when he was in congress and thus underestimated his effectiveness. Since he resigned he has been very destructive of any chance to rehabilitate his image and get back into congress after keeping his nose clean.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 03, 2017 01:42 PM (sEDyY)


Someone can correct me if I'm wrong here, but I think he was given the role of doing one of the post-SOTU speeches during W's Admin.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2017 01:46 PM (TOk1P)

379 one comforting thought: The 15/f who sexted Weiner was smart enough to rat him out as the danger to the Republic he was.

Put her in charge of the House budget. sure, there'll be some wasted money but it can't be worse than what Ryan dumped in there.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 03, 2017 01:46 PM (m5xRz)

380 Sherrod Brown would actually be tougher, comes from a swing state he keeps winning, makes a case for working class, etc but he's definitely not A talent.

Looks like a gnome to me...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 03, 2017 01:46 PM (O2RFr)

381 24 hour rule on this one. They say it's a 70 year old man, but then
witnesses say he avoided the cars and went on to hit the people standing
between the cars. Sounds fishy to me.

It's a car auction place. The guy works there. 3 dead, 8 hurt. It could've been worse. There were 2000 people in there. Staties say it appears accidental.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 03, 2017 01:46 PM (qJhUV)

382 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE COMEY LIES LIKE A DOG AND
DIFI LOOKS LIKE ONE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 03, 2017 01:47 PM (ymRuQ)

383 377. Pythagoras and the law of universal gravitation.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 03, 2017 01:47 PM (TwwWO)

384 Boy, Ace is really having his way with that Twitter whore again. I guess it's because we have been bad.
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at May 03, 2017 01:38 PM (ukNFU)


You're going to have to narrow down how we've been bad.
Posted by: alexthechick



Well, there was, and then, and he DID too do it, and she said, and he did. Whew! And that was just last night!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 01:47 PM (Njtx4)

385 IC, I just finished reading that. Can't say I am one bit surprised. The man is ambitious if nothing else.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 03, 2017 01:47 PM (zRZaJ)

386
She does the dance, but it is the dance of an old angry woman. She has the smile of a dead one and the People look away, and do not sabe.
-----

But that's exactly what we look for in a candidate!

Quick, can someone find out if Keith Ellison is gay? We need a gay Muslim black as a VP!

Let's get this Party Started!

Posted by: The DNC at May 03, 2017 01:47 PM (8zWAk)

387 He thinks Warren is definitely the D's strongest contender for '20. Along w/ Sherrod Brown and Al Freaking Franken.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 03, 2017 01:39 PM (+FSld)


Well that is a bench.

The youngest of those 3 is Brown at 64.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2017 01:47 PM (HV1LS)

388
That's my opinion also. In fact , its documented he varied his positions depending on its immediate benefits. ( lots of differing communist philosophies at the beginning)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:45 PM (V+jJS)

There are even some historians who believe Stalin was in the employ of the Czarist secret police. Probably not, but would anyone really be surprised ?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2017 01:47 PM (7uYFy)

389 345 For that matter, why did Weiner even go into politics as it's very clear that he isn't any good at the game?

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uuummmm...pussy?

Posted by: Carlos D at May 03, 2017 01:48 PM (h/uSM)

390 173---What the liberals don't realize is that the rule of law is there to protect the powerless in society. The powerful will always do fine, but when the rule of man replaces the rule of law, those without power are the victims. Liberals should be the greatest defenders of the rule of law.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2017 01:06 PM (jK8Z7)
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Um, the "liberals," as you so quaintly call them, ARE the powerful, the Establishment, the ruling class. That is why, like all rulers confident in their own supremacy, they prefer rule-by-man. They ARE the man.

The only time the Left has ever cared about the powerless is when they were not the dominant class.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 03, 2017 01:48 PM (0jtPF)

391 Well at least this isn't "Tyranny Tyranny."

Posted by: Rape-rape at May 03, 2017 01:48 PM (QtQaN)

392 Do I have that about right?

You left off how the FBI investigated all that, then decided there was nothing to act upon.

Nobody ever sends me pics of their tits. And I'm better-looking than that freakshow.

Yes but you're not as rich and connected/powerful as he was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2017 01:49 PM (39g3+)

393 The EU has just demanded that Austria and the Scandinavian countries to cease and desist with border control. Because nothing says happy union like a bureaucrat telling you to drink poison.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2017 01:49 PM (7ZVPa)

394 388. Heh...the okrana used to organize and fund a lot of the subversive and revolutionary groups. Made surveillance much simpler.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 03, 2017 01:49 PM (TwwWO)

395 Someone can correct me if I'm wrong here, but I think he was given the role of doing one of the post-SOTU speeches during W's Admin.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2017 01:46 PM (TOk1P)



I think that's right. The nasty prick was a rising star in the Democrat Party for his scurrilous attacks on Republicans in Congress.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2017 01:49 PM (SRKgf)

396 Looks like a gnome to me...
Posted by: It's Me donna
_______

Most people in politics tend to be ugly.

JFK was supposed to be the best looking guy ever, but really he's a goofy looking guy.

Posted by: Maritime at May 03, 2017 01:49 PM (lMA33)

397 What the liberals don't realize is that the rule of law is there to protect the powerless in society. The powerful will always do fine, but when the rule of man replaces the rule of law, those without power are the victims. Liberals should be the greatest defenders of the rule of law.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon




The rule of law protects the unjust from the just. Because when the just finally have a gut full.....

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 01:50 PM (Njtx4)

398 Dems demanding Comey call for a special prosecutor noe because RUSSIANS!... Sure they want a show "trial" to drag out till 2018 before the mid-terms...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 03, 2017 01:50 PM (O2RFr)

399 Quick, can someone find out if Keith Ellison is gay? We need a gay Muslim black as a VP!
___________________________

You have to ask?

Uhhhhh.

Man-Love Thursdays.

It's a thing.

Look it up.

Posted by: Kuwaiti Goat at May 03, 2017 01:50 PM (4AVeu)

400 CNN video confirms the left gets all the hotties.

Posted by: regular joe at May 03, 2017 01:51 PM (O50yS)

401 JFK was supposed to be the best looking guy ever, but really he's a goofy looking guy.
Posted by: Maritime at May 03, 2017 01:49 PM (lMA33)

He looked good from some angles. He was well groomed and always shown in positive light. But you're right. He looked sickly--which we know now he was.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2017 01:51 PM (7uYFy)

402 noe=now

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 03, 2017 01:51 PM (O2RFr)

403 You're going to have to narrow down how we've been bad worse than usual.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at May 03, 2017 01:43 PM


FIFY, your Malevolence.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2017 01:52 PM (p+Wdc)

404 Would someone please tell me why Comey still has a government position of any kind? A hack like that....

Trump needs to start drop-kicking these fools and cleaning house.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 03, 2017 01:52 PM (NXsWM)

405 -- A half-blind old granny didn't want to squint at her classified documents on a screen, so she...


If only there were some way of increasing font size on screens ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2017 01:52 PM (SRKgf)

406 JFK was supposed to be the best looking guy ever, but really he's a goofy looking guy.

Jacqueline was no prize either, kinda weird looking with huge widely set eyes like Janice on the muppets. But for politicians and what they represented to the left, gorgeous!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2017 01:52 PM (39g3+)

407 Fox Radio News reporting a shooting at a community college outside of Dallas.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 03, 2017 01:53 PM (ymRuQ)

408 Your ass tastes like truffles and shame.
But mostly shame.

Posted by: GOPE prostrate before The Rt. Hon Lord Comey at May 03, 2017 01:53 PM (QtQaN)

409 Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2017 01:51 PM (7uYFy)

He was also our youngest President ever at the time. He also followed Nixon so by comparison he was a heartthrob.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:53 PM (V+jJS)

410 JFK
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He looked sickly--which we know now he was.
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Sickly but yet with viga (aka vigor)

Posted by: Undocumented at May 03, 2017 01:53 PM (SsblQ)

411 "Heh...the okrana used to organize and fund a lot of the subversive and revolutionary groups. Made surveillance much simpler."

And then the Cheka smoothly continued that tradition, with their huge and elaborate and long-running "Trust" sting operation against expatriate anti-Soviet elements.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 03, 2017 01:53 PM (qJjMA)

412 Quick, can someone find out if Keith Ellison is gay? We need a gay Muslim black as a VP!

Posted by: Keith Ellison at May 03, 2017 01:54 PM (qJhUV)

413 He looked good from some angles. He was well groomed and always shown in positive light. But you're right. He looked sickly--which we know now he was.

Which is why his brother Joe was supposed to be the golden boy who became president, but when he died on a raid to attack a German super gun in France, JFK had to take over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2017 01:54 PM (39g3+)

414 He also followed Nixon so by comparison he was a heartthrob.

------

He followed Ike.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2017 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

415 407 Fox Radio News reporting a shooting at a community college outside of Dallas.

Supposedly 1 dead and shooter committed suicide.... Probably someone the perp knew.. Oh and they were quick to tell us he was White...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 03, 2017 01:54 PM (O2RFr)

416 Somewhat off topic... Isn't GITMO still operational?

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at May 03, 2017 01:55 PM (vI+F1)

417 I think that's right. The nasty prick was a rising star in the Democrat Party for his scurrilous attacks on Republicans in Congress.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2017 01:49 PM (SRKgf)


He used to those after hours speeches in the House,go out and rant for a while.

The Dems loved his "passion." Chicks dug it.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2017 01:55 PM (HV1LS)

418 Oh and they were quick to tell us he was White...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 03, 2017 01:54 PM (O2RFr)

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So WHITE MUSLIM TERRORIST????


Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2017 01:55 PM (8XRCm)

419 Whoa!

U.K. Daily Mail has a story about Obama and sex

Posted by: Yo! at May 03, 2017 01:55 PM (GwIKd)

420 She does the dance, "

S....
A....
F....
E....
T....
Y....

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 03, 2017 01:56 PM (MINbv)

421 U.K. Daily Mail has a story about Obama and sex

Barf, some of us haven't had lunch yet...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 03, 2017 01:56 PM (O2RFr)

422 He also followed Nixon so by comparison he was a heartthrob.

------

He followed Ike.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2017 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

Wasn't youngest either

Posted by: Undocumented at May 03, 2017 01:56 PM (SsblQ)

423 Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2017 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

Yes of course. I was thinking of who he ran against but wrote it wrong. The debates showed the biggest contrast with a little help from the press and studio.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:56 PM (V+jJS)

424 JFK was supposed to be the best looking guy ever, but really he's a goofy looking guy.

Jacqueline was no prize either, kinda weird looking with huge widely set eyes like Janice on the muppets. But for politicians and what they represented to the left, gorgeous!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
_____

Yea, Jackie was also not nearly the beauty everyone tried to make her out to be.

Melania Trump will always have the record for best looking First Lady in history, but don't expect the media to say a word about that.

Instead, let's pretend Michelle Obama is beautiful because she has manly arms.

Posted by: Maritime at May 03, 2017 01:56 PM (lMA33)

425 You have to give Brigitte Bardot credit for nailing what it is about Macron that is so off-putting.
She says there is a "lack of empathy in his cold, steel eyes...."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2017 01:56 PM (7uYFy)

426 Fox Radio News reporting a shooting at a community college outside of Dallas.




North Lake College. NBCDFW dot com reporting two bodies found in what police believe to be a murder suicide.
Irving police are no longer looking for a suspect.

Sounds like a weapon was found on someone.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 01:58 PM (Njtx4)

427 400
CNN video confirms the left gets all the hotties.



Posted by: regular joe at May 03, 2017 01:51 PM (O50yS)

Wait, let me send you pictures from my boudoir photo shoot

Posted by: Triggly Puff at May 03, 2017 01:58 PM (jxbfJ)

428 U.K. Daily Mail has a story about Obama and sex

Posted by: Yo! at May 03, 2017 01:55 PM (GwIKd)


That is an unsettling sentence. Shame on you, Yo!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Hosts the Are We There Yet? Political Party at May 03, 2017 01:58 PM (hLRSq)

429 JFK was supposed to be the best looking guy ever, but really he's a goofy looking guy.

Jacqueline was no prize either, kinda weird looking with huge widely set eyes like Janice on the muppets. But for politicians and what they represented to the left, gorgeous!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
_____

True, but--and I say this as a straight guy--JFK JR.. was probably the best -looking guy who ever walked the earth

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2017 01:58 PM (7uYFy)

430 Kennedy was the youngest elected President.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 01:58 PM (V+jJS)

431 U.K. Daily Mail has a story about Obama and sex

Posted by: Yo! at May 03, 2017 01:55 PM (GwIKd)


Is he still considering being gay?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2017 01:58 PM (493sH)

432 Wow, the town would be empty. Why are you trying to drive bartenders, waitresses, and prostitutes of all genders out of work?

Can't drain a swamp if people keep putting liquids in.

Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2017 01:59 PM (FhXTo)

433 True, but--and I say this as a straight guy--JFK JR.. was probably the best -looking guy who ever walked the earth


I am!

Posted by: The guy who plays Thor at May 03, 2017 01:59 PM (O2RFr)

434 To: Anthony
From: Huma
Re: Hardcopies

Anthony,

Please be a dear and print out two (2) copies of each of the attached documents. These are for H. so don't use your nasty jizz printer, use the clean one.

Thanks,

Posted by: Huma at May 03, 2017 01:59 PM (2Mnv1)

435 U.K. Daily Mail has a story about Obama and sex




Eeeeeewwwwww. Just eeewww!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 01:59 PM (Njtx4)

436 So CNN keeps insisting that, as Hillary claims, she was never asked a question about job creation and was frustrated because she had the "perfect answer." NBC, that ran one of the debates notes that THE FIRST QUESTION in the first debate was about jobs, so CNN retracts.

But here's the thing: I think what Hillary meant was "I never got the question they emailed me in advance that they were going to ask and I put a crack team on writing up an answer for."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2017 01:59 PM (39g3+)

437 U.K. Daily Mail has a story about Obama and sex

Posted by: Yo! at May 03, 2017 01:55 PM (GwIKd)


That is an unsettling sentence. Shame on you, Yo!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Hosts the Are We There Yet? Political Party at May 03, 2017 01:58 PM (hLRSq)

-----

Yo! will now henceforth and forever more be know as "Yuck!"

Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2017 01:59 PM (8XRCm)

438 "Update: Comey's answer as to why he announced he was looking into the emails -- "thousands" of Hillary Clinton's emails found on Weiner's computer."

-

I can see why Hillary would be mad. According to you, wasn't breaking the law.

Right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 03, 2017 01:59 PM (fD1ST)

439 True, but--and I say this as a straight guy--JFK JR.. was probably the best -looking guy who ever walked the earth

--------------------------------
I think we'll need to consult some ghey guys.

Posted by: Undocumented at May 03, 2017 01:59 PM (SsblQ)

440 Sometimes, not often, but sometimes, the Universe gives us nice things.

Like, you know, the fake Trump dossier maybe being put out by the Russians.

http://bit.ly/2pIsIdi


*hands popcorn all around*

Louise Mensch is going to run out of yarn for her yarn wall of conspiracy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at May 03, 2017 02:00 PM (mf5HN)

441
Oh goody. Marble-sized hail here.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2017 02:00 PM (quw2O)

442 In tent ? What is all this talk about camping?

Posted by: DaveJ at May 03, 2017 02:00 PM (b6jcm)

443 >>Is he still considering being gay?


It's called 'leading from behind.'

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2017 02:00 PM (NOIQH)

444 We've had the Dead Kennedys. When will we have the Corrupt Clintons.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 02:01 PM (hJrjt)

445 Are there any pictures of Michelle pregnant? Any pictures of the Sasha and Malia when they were babies? I think they were grown in a petrie dish.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 03, 2017 02:01 PM (zRZaJ)

446 444 We've had the Dead Kennedys. When will we have the Corrupt Clintons.

I'm working on it!

Posted by: Chelsea wanting mom to stay out of her spotlight.. at May 03, 2017 02:02 PM (O2RFr)

447 >>>Is he still considering being gay?


Or maybe it's called 'just muscular enough to not be mocked'?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2017 02:02 PM (NOIQH)

448 JFK JR. was probably the best looking...

Dreamy

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 03, 2017 02:02 PM (ymRuQ)

449 She says there is a "lack of empathy in his cold, steel eyes...."

--

"Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes..."

Posted by: Quint at May 03, 2017 02:02 PM (+FSld)

450 365 Boy, Ace is really having his way with that Twitter whore again. I guess it's because we have been bad.
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at May 03, 2017 01:38 PM (ukNFU)


You're going to have to narrow down how we've been bad.
Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at May 03, 2017 01:43 PM (mf5HN)

What we've done or just our state of being?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 02:02 PM (0mRoj)

451 We've had the Dead Kennedys. When will we have the Corrupt Clintons.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 02:01 PM (hJrjt)
-------------------------
Give a listen to Tricky Dick & the Cover Ups!

Posted by: Undocumented at May 03, 2017 02:02 PM (SsblQ)

452 What am I, chopped liver?

And, little known historical fact: I could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, IYKWIM!

Posted by: Zombie Dolly Madison at May 03, 2017 02:02 PM (SIY7D)

453 429 JFK was supposed to be the best looking guy ever, but really he's a goofy looking guy.

Jacqueline was no prize either, kinda weird looking with huge widely set eyes like Janice on the muppets. But for politicians and what they represented to the left, gorgeous!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
_____

True, but--and I say this as a straight guy--JFK JR.. was probably the best -looking guy who ever walked the earth
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2017 01:58 PM (7uYFy)

I don't know, Canada's Prime Minister Pretty Hair, is kinda yummy. Also commenting as a straight guy.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 02:03 PM (hJrjt)

454 We're going to need some new lyrics for "Rule Britannia" - that "Britons never never never shall be slaves" part is over and done with.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at May 03, 2017 02:03 PM (oZ6kz)

455 Is he still considering being gay?


It's called 'leading from behind.'
Posted by: Lizzy




Leading WITH his behind.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 02:04 PM (Njtx4)

456 441
Oh goody. Marble-sized hail here.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2017 02:00 PM (quw2O)

Shooters or peewee?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 02:04 PM (0mRoj)

457 OT: That sidebar about the DeHaviland Vampire tearing up that runway was pretty neat.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Hosts the Are We There Yet? Political Party at May 03, 2017 02:04 PM (hLRSq)

458 JFK JR. was probably the best looking...
-----------------------------
Never washed up but did hit bottom.

Posted by: Undocumented at May 03, 2017 02:05 PM (SsblQ)

459 Jacky O with her meek little voice chirping about changing the drapes in the WH while her hubby was banging interns two at a time.Feminist icon.

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2017 02:05 PM (r/0kC)

460
Right now, jfk jr looks like a skeleton.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 03, 2017 02:05 PM (4R0ym)

461 433 True, but--and I say this as a straight guy--JFK JR.. was probably the best -looking guy who ever walked the earth


I am!
Posted by: The guy who plays Thor at May 03, 2017 01:59 PM (O2RFr)

---

but only one of you can fly

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2017 02:05 PM (h/uSM)

462 What we've done or just our state of being?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 02:02 PM (0mRoj)



Exactly!

Did we do something in specific or was it just general, you know, Hordeness.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at May 03, 2017 02:05 PM (mf5HN)

463 True, but--and I say this as a straight guy--JFK JR.. was probably the best -looking guy who ever walked the earth
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2017 01:58 PM (7uYFy)

I don't know, Canada's Prime Minister Pretty Hair, is kinda yummy. Also commenting as a straight guy.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 02:03 PM (hJrjt)

"Straight." You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 02:05 PM (0mRoj)

464

Hair, teeth, and bones.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 03, 2017 02:05 PM (4R0ym)

465 You're going to have to narrow down how we've been bad.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at May 03, 2017 01:43 PM (mf5HN)

Ace tweets because we cry?

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at May 03, 2017 02:06 PM (ukNFU)

466 And, little known historical fact: I could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, IYKWIM!
Posted by: Zombie Dolly Madison at May 03, 2017 02:02 PM (SIY7D)

---

If TheJamesMadison were a real man, there'd be seconds arranging the details of the duel by now.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2017 02:06 PM (h/uSM)

467 branch and the agencies were e-mailing Hillary and her top hench-fiends at "Clintonemail.com"

It'd be interesting to see a spreadsheet.

Names for rows, statutes for columns, #offenses in the cells.
With min/max sentences and totals.

Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2017 02:06 PM (FhXTo)

468 Well it's easy to be good looking when you die in your 20's. You think James Dean would still look good if he was alive and in his 80's?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at May 03, 2017 02:07 PM (oZ6kz)

469 Chris Hemsworth as Thor, and Magnum PI. Those are men that make my jaw drop. I'd like to have a body like that but I'm not able or willing to put the work and time into getting it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2017 02:07 PM (39g3+)

470 Diane, that day you skipped Ambulance-chasing 101 back in '56... it was about asking questions you don't know the fucking answer to already, honey.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 03, 2017 02:07 PM (LeUrG)

471 Rush gave an excellent presentation today on healthcare insurance and pre-existing conditions.

Spelled it out so it can be understood.

There is no such thing as healthcare insurance for pre-existing conditions. Insurance is a financial product that looks to future, and pays for incidents that are at risk.

A great majority of Americans now believes that the State should pay your doctor and hospital bills if you are sick, though, and so elected officials cannot be reelected unless they agree.

So what Rush is now saying makes total sense. If a person is in a physical condition or goes into one that means essentially that they will require care for that condition for the rest of their life, however long or short, they should then enter or be entered into a special class.

The class they are then in is one for which medical expenses are paid from a nationally-funded system that is separated out and independent from all the other "normal" insurance pools.

So yeah, it's a tax. It's a tax because we all agree we (because WE are the STATE) should pay for the kid with cancer, or your niece with MS, or whatever.

But since the public is stupid (thanks, Gruber), we'll call it all "insurance," but somehow will separate it out.

So, for all these charges, while today the hospitals and doctors submit bills (unless we are talking Medicaid or Medicare) to insurance companies, under a new program the bills would be submitted to something new, maybe call it We All Love You and Are Paying Your Bills Because Love.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 03, 2017 02:07 PM (U6f54)

472 Right now, jfk jr looks like a skeleton.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 03, 2017 02:05 PM (4R0ym)


So he's lost a lot of weight, then.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 03, 2017 02:07 PM (FJCBN)

473 Shooters or peewee?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 02:04 PM (0mRoj)

---

***Checks to make sure i am not standing on his lawn***

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2017 02:07 PM (h/uSM)

474 >>
True, but--and I say this as a straight guy--JFK JR.. was probably the best -looking guy who ever walked the earth


Naw, not even the most attractive president's kid - Stephen Ford was smokin'.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2017 02:07 PM (NOIQH)

475 It's hilarious to know that Jello Biafra most likely voted for Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 03, 2017 02:07 PM (fD1ST)

476 445 Are there any pictures of Michelle pregnant? Any pictures of the Sasha and Malia when they were babies? I think they were grown in a petrie dish.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 03, 2017 02:01 PM (zRZaJ)

I can't imagine Mooch pregnant. She's bitchy enough as she is. Just a fishwife with a boob belt.

However, at least ugly, mustachioed Sasha looks like she could be Mooche's spawn.

Neither one of them has the slightest connection to dear ol' daddy, however. They are both darker than the inside of a black cow with her eyes closed and her tail down.

Honestly, just how much crap do they think we are willing to swallow? The man is gay, the wife is a beard, and who the hell knows who daddy really is? I'm thinking baster babies from the sperm bank.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 03, 2017 02:08 PM (NXsWM)

477 Heh, Rob Schneider just tweeted that he thinks America should get a restraining order on Hillary Clinton for stalking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2017 02:08 PM (39g3+)

478 425 You have to give Brigitte Bardot credit for nailing what it is about Macron that is so off-putting.
She says there is a "lack of empathy in his cold, steel eyes...."
_____________________________________

That. And the fact that he married his high school drama teacher, who is 24 years older than him.

He was 16 years old when they "started" their relationship.

Posted by: Mary Kay Letourneau at May 03, 2017 02:08 PM (4AVeu)

479 Louise Mensch is going to run out of yarn for her yarn wall of conspiracy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at May 03, 2017 02:00 PM (mf5HN)


Putin set up the dossier which was so completely fake to protect Trump from allegations that he was Putins puppet! I have the names, I knitted them into the yarn wall! See? Names! Nnnnaaaaaammmmmesssssssss!

Posted by: Louise The Loopy Mensch at May 03, 2017 02:08 PM (hLRSq)

480 Has anyone checked ace's twitter? More unintentional hilarity from the commietards:

thinking the Orient Express was "built by Asians"

dissing the movie because there's no Asians on the train.

Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2017 02:08 PM (kD8Fh)

481 "Straight." You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 02:05 PM (0mRoj)

The appropriate statement here is "no homo."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2017 02:08 PM (KUaJL)

482 "Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2017 02:07 PM (39g3+) "

I don't think Tom Selleck is much of a hardbody, though I suppose you'd need just as long to grow that mustache as you would to get the Thor-Muscles.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at May 03, 2017 02:08 PM (oZ6kz)

483 Who was the Canadian mayor who was cracked out all of the time and wanted to kick Mike Tyson's ass? He was a man's man.

Posted by: Fritz at May 03, 2017 02:10 PM (2Mnv1)

484 I don't know, Canada's Prime Minister Pretty Hair, is kinda yummy. Also commenting as a straight guy.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 02:03 PM (hJrjt)

Bullet point four, first paragraph, page 27 of The Straight Guy Handbook reads, 'Straight guys do not refer to other guys as 'yummy', ever.

Posted by: troyriser at May 03, 2017 02:10 PM (Fw5cQ)

485 I'd like to have a body like that but I'm not able or willing to put the work and time into getting it.
_______________________________

Us neither.

Posted by: Chris Christy, Elton John and Rosie O'Donnell at May 03, 2017 02:10 PM (4AVeu)

486 I don't think Tom Selleck is much of a hardbody,



At 72? No. Probably not.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 02:10 PM (Njtx4)

487 If I believed in that kind of crap I'd say the Kennedies were cursed. So many deaths in so many odd and sudden ways. Joe Kennedy dies because of a faulty relay on a drone/bomb. JFK gunned down by a communist, likely at the bidding of the mob. His brother gunned down by a Muslim nutjob. airplane crashes, on and on.

And somehow, the worst of them, Teddy dies of old age and eighteen different STDs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2017 02:10 PM (39g3+)

488 https://twitter.com/AceofSpadesHQ

ace's twatter

#AceSoFunny

Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2017 02:11 PM (kD8Fh)

489 Bullet point four, first paragraph, page 27 of The Straight Guy Handbook reads, 'Straight guys do not refer to other guys as 'yummy', ever.

----

Check the footnote for the exception

Posted by: Jeffrey Dalmer at May 03, 2017 02:11 PM (h/uSM)

490 I don't know, Canada's Prime Minister Pretty Hair, is kinda yummy. Also commenting as a straight guy.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 02:03 PM (hJrjt)

Bullet point four, first paragraph, page 27 of The Straight Guy Handbook reads, 'Straight guys do not refer to other guys as 'yummy', ever.
Posted by: troyriser



Mancard corner clippage.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 02:11 PM (Njtx4)

491 I don't think Tom Selleck is much of a hardbody

He was when he was Magnum PI.

https://youtu.be/eWTfSFYm70g

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2017 02:11 PM (39g3+)

492 Would have liked flaming skulls.

Posted by: Uncle Si at May 03, 2017 02:12 PM (GJwz3)

493 "And somehow, the worst of them, Teddy dies of old age and eighteen different STDs."


Nemesis has a sense of humor.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Hosts the Are We There Yet? Political Party at May 03, 2017 02:12 PM (hLRSq)

494 >>So yeah, it's a tax. It's a tax because we all agree we (because WE are
the STATE) should pay for the kid with cancer, or your niece with MS,
or whatever.


Oh, FFS! Newborns are some of the easiest ones to deny care to under single-payer healthcare, just as Ezekial "Complete Lives System" Emanuel.

My son likely had the same surgery as Kimmels 14 years ago - yeah, it was available and covered by insurance *before* Obamacare. And when we first learned he would need 3 surgeries I joked that I wished I lived in Canada where new mom's have 1 year maternity leave. Then my son's pediatric cardiologist informed me they didn't do those surgeries in Canada (i.e. not a prudent use of scarce healthcare services/costs).


And then there's the irony of the 'late-term abortion right up to baby's delivery' people pretending to care about a baby that's 2 hours outside of the womb needing healthcare. Same day it's totes OK for PP to delivery, kill, and dissect for parts.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2017 02:13 PM (NOIQH)

495 Is he still considering being gay?


It's called 'leading from behind.'
Posted by: Lizzy




Obama test drove being gay
And liked it much better that way
When a boy friend composite
Named Hannibal deposits
A load up his Appian Way


Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2017 02:13 PM (NyJwR)

496 481 "Straight." You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 02:05 PM (0mRoj)

The appropriate statement here is "no homo."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2017 02:08 PM (KUaJL)

That particular conversation contained plenty of homo.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 02:13 PM (0mRoj)

497 Why not just shunt pre-existing conditions into Medicaid/Medicare

Posted by: Jean at May 03, 2017 02:14 PM (zZb/S)

498 486 I don't think Tom Selleck is much of a hardbody,
__________________________

Arteries are part of his body. So he has that going for him.

Posted by: Dr. Christiaan Bernard, South Africa at May 03, 2017 02:14 PM (4AVeu)

499 Bullet point four, first paragraph, page 27 of The Straight Guy Handbook reads, 'Straight guys do not refer to other guys as 'yummy', ever.

----

Check the footnote for the exception

Posted by: Jeffrey Dalmer





Yes. Yes. WITH grey poupon & parsley.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 02:15 PM (Njtx4)

500 because they could not show either of them intended to violate the law,





Unfucking believable.

Posted by: dagny at May 03, 2017 02:15 PM (Mc+44)

501
Huh.


The way men view and talk about other men has...... changed.... since I was young.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2017 02:15 PM (8XRCm)

502 Not going to click the video, but that still image has some amazingly unattractive people in it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 03, 2017 02:15 PM (MZcWR)

503 484 I don't know, Canada's Prime Minister Pretty Hair, is kinda yummy. Also commenting as a straight guy.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 02:03 PM (hJrjt)

Bullet point four, first paragraph, page 27 of The Straight Guy Handbook reads, 'Straight guys do not refer to other guys as 'yummy', ever.
Posted by: troyriser at May 03, 2017 02:10 PM (Fw5cQ)
Point taken--okaaaaay.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 02:16 PM (hJrjt)

504 486 I don't think Tom Selleck is much of a hardbody,



At 72? No. Probably not.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 02:10 PM (Njtx4)


I'll arm wrestle any one of you damn whippersnappers. Soon as I empty my bag.

Posted by: Tom Selleck at May 03, 2017 02:16 PM (sGd9N)

505 I've been saying Obama's gay since his first DNC speech. He's gaaaaayyyyy. Period.

Posted by: dagny at May 03, 2017 02:17 PM (Mc+44)

506
Is he still considering being gay?





It's called 'leading from behind.'

Posted by: Lizzy

You know, it all makes sense to me now.

He took it up the back door and liked it so he dedicated his career to ascending to the highest office in the land so he could do it to all of us Americans. And 48% of America liked it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 03, 2017 02:17 PM (jxbfJ)

507 I'm not saying he wasn't in shape, but even in his Thomas Magnum days he sort of had the "dad bod," whereas Hemsworth has that ridiculous bodybuilder physique that is very hard to achieve without some, uh, chemical assistance.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at May 03, 2017 02:17 PM (oZ6kz)

508 True, but--and I say this as a straight guy--JFK JR.. was probably the best -looking guy who ever walked the earth





I am!

Posted by: The guy who plays Thor at May 03, 2017 01:59 PM


Heh. The Paolo, he laughs.

Posted by: Paolo at May 03, 2017 02:17 PM (p+Wdc)

509 494 >>So yeah, it's a tax. It's a tax because we all agree we (because WE are
the STATE) should pay for the kid with cancer, or your niece with MS,
or whatever.


Oh, FFS! Newborns are some of the easiest ones to deny care to under single-payer healthcare, just as Ezekial "Complete Lives System" Emanuel.

My son likely had the same surgery as Kimmels 14 years ago - yeah, it was available and covered by insurance *before* Obamacare. And when we first learned he would need 3 surgeries I joked that I wished I lived in Canada where new mom's have 1 year maternity leave. Then my son's pediatric cardiologist informed me they didn't do those surgeries in Canada (i.e. not a prudent use of scarce healthcare services/costs).


And then there's the irony of the 'late-term abortion right up to baby's delivery' people pretending to care about a baby that's 2 hours outside of the womb needing healthcare. Same day it's totes OK for PP to delivery, kill, and dissect for parts.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2017 02:13 PM (NOIQH)

In Canada patients are a cost and liability. In the private system patients are customers. Guess where they get treated better.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 02:18 PM (hJrjt)

510 *pokes head in*

Is there something male members of the Horde want to 'fess up to?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2017 02:18 PM (PY9jH)

511 497 Why not just shunt pre-existing conditions into Medicaid/Medicare
Posted by: Jean at May 03, 2017 02:14 PM (zZb/S)

If you mean why not provide a policy that excludes the preexisting conditions and set up a separate insurance pool (government assisted) that provides coverage for the preexisting , I agree.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 02:18 PM (V+jJS)

512
What's the problem? I'm completely trustworthy.




*squirt*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 03, 2017 02:18 PM (Gq0ii)

513 Some of we straight women don't even refer to men as "yummy"" Good looking" yes- " Handsome"-yes
"Cute"-yes, but I have never, ever even when i was a teen referred to a man as "yummy". It makes me shudder to think of myself doing that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2017 02:18 PM (fDdVG)

514 507 I'm not saying he wasn't in shape, but even in his Thomas Magnum days he sort of had the "dad bod," whereas Hemsworth has that ridiculous bodybuilder physique that is very hard to achieve without some, uh, chemical assistance.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at May 03, 2017 02:17 PM (oZ6kz)

It's no secret that they at minimum use HGH to look like that.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 02:18 PM (0mRoj)

515 JFK Jr. should have read "Flying VFR in IFR Conditions for Dummies". It's a short read.

Chapter 1. Important Safety Tip
"Don't."

Chapter 2. Why You are Dead
"See Chapter 1."

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 03, 2017 02:18 PM (LeUrG)

516 So I've been doing a it of research and supposition, and I've come to a half formed conclusion:

With $1,000,000, I could organize an electoral surge to take out the 8-10 least conservative Republican state legislators in a deep red state.

Thoughts?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 03, 2017 02:18 PM (BjrOM)

517 *bit

ack

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 03, 2017 02:19 PM (BjrOM)

518 Does Kimmel have one iota of dignity in his short fat body?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 03, 2017 02:19 PM (ymRuQ)

519 Okaay, I retract the yummy. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever heard the gay guy at work refer to another man as yummy.
How about if I call Trudeau worthless instead?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 02:20 PM (hJrjt)

520
Hey.... dont go lumping me in with all the ......



...them....



You know what I mean.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2017 02:20 PM (8XRCm)

521 I have to agree that a guy using the term yummy to describe another guy is hard to impossible to defend.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 02:20 PM (V+jJS)

522 510 *pokes head in*

Is there something male members of the Horde want to 'fess up to?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2017 02:18 PM (PY9jH)

I admit to being 100%, unapologetically heterosexual.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 02:20 PM (0mRoj)

523

The parents of jr's wife were not very happy that he killed not one but two of their daughters.

JFK was a piece of shit. And his son was a piece of shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 03, 2017 02:20 PM (4R0ym)

524 Come to think of it, i don't even usually refer to food as "yummy". It sounds so Valley Girl to me.
This is not intended as any negative connotation towards anyone who refers to men as "yummy:. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2017 02:21 PM (fDdVG)

525
We can only imagine all the horrible things the kennedys have done that we don't know about...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 03, 2017 02:21 PM (4R0ym)

526 523

The parents of jr's wife were not very happy that he killed not one but two of their daughters.

JFK was a piece of shit. And his son was a piece of shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 03, 2017 02:20 PM (4R0ym)

===========

"But..but Camelot!!!"
-MSM, drooling over itself

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 03, 2017 02:21 PM (BjrOM)

527 This sucks.

I'm trapped in the house until the guy comes to look at my air conditioner; could happen until 5:30 pm. I have a million things to do elsewhere but cannot leave.

So instead I'm on YouTube listening to vintage Deep Purple. Some of the angry songs.

Posted by: shibumi at May 03, 2017 02:21 PM (8zWAk)

528 I'm not saying he wasn't in shape, but even in his Thomas Magnum days he sort of had the "dad bod," whereas Hemsworth has that ridiculous bodybuilder physique that is very hard to achieve without some, uh, chemical assistance.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at May 03, 2017 02:17 PM (oZ6kz)


It seems that almost all of Hollywood is juicing. You take someone like DiCaprio, who was a skinny, scrawny guy ... and all of a sudden he's bulked up. It's kind of funny.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2017 02:21 PM (zc3Db)

529 424---Melania Trump will always have the record for best looking First Lady in history....
Posted by: Maritime at May 03, 2017 01:56 PM (lMA33)
---------------------------------
Frances Cleveland was considered the most beautiful woman of her day.
Julia, John Tyler's 20ish second wife, was also a knock-out.

But note that these two great beauties married when their husbands were at the height of their careers.

Most FLOTUSes were married when their husbands were nobodies. Hence the lack of pulchritude you might expect for wives of super-big-shots.
Also, most FLOTUSes are middle-aged by the time they are in the WH. Laura Bush is a lovely woman but was no spring chick.

And then there are a few wives who were chosen only because of political connections. They tend to be borderline ugles.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 03, 2017 02:21 PM (0jtPF)

530 523

The parents of jr's wife were not very happy that he killed not one but two of their daughters.

JFK was a piece of shit. And his son was a piece of shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 03, 2017 02:20 PM (4R0ym)

They all were.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 02:21 PM (0mRoj)

531 For that matter, why did Weiner even go into politics as it's very clear that he isn't any good at the game?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 03, 2017 01:33 PM (sEDyY)



For the interns.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 03, 2017 02:22 PM (SpeiC)

532 511 497 Why not just shunt pre-existing conditions into Medicaid/Medicare
Posted by: Jean at May 03, 2017 02:14 PM (zZb/S)

If you mean why not provide a policy that excludes the preexisting conditions and set up a separate insurance pool (government assisted) that provides coverage for the preexisting , I agree.
Posted by: Jack Sock

Nothing so complicated. Simple: If you are denied private coverage for medical insurance due to a pre-existing condition, then you are eligible for Medicare/Medicaid. No new program, no more staff. This way we get around the parasites not buying insurance until they need it.

I read somewhere that only 40K people took advantage of the Obamacare pre-existing condition stuff over the last 5 years, so it shouldn't be a major burden.

Posted by: Jean at May 03, 2017 02:22 PM (zZb/S)

533 Hemsworth has that ridiculous bodybuilder physique that is very hard to achieve without some, uh, chemical assistance.

Yeah there's no drug or steroid testing in Hollywood, or they'd have to shut the place down. But obviously Huge Jackedman doesn't get to look like this with free weights and crossfit:

http://tinyurl.com/ktz3r7n

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2017 02:22 PM (39g3+)

534 Sock off

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2017 02:22 PM (sGd9N)

535 518 Does Kimmel have one iota of dignity in his short fat body?
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He's a graduate of the John Boehner School of Public Crying.

Posted by: French Guy Who Cried After Germany Invaded France at May 03, 2017 02:22 PM (4AVeu)

536 Nood. Fusion GPS.

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at May 03, 2017 02:23 PM (ukNFU)

537 510
*pokes head in*

Is there something male members of the Horde want to 'fess up to?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2017 02:18 PM (PY9jH)

Apparently when not given enough pics of 'tits', some in the horde get all swoony for manflesh, with or without condiments and garnish. That's my read.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2017 02:23 PM (GX63o)

538 They all were.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 02:21 PM (0mRoj)

I always had a soft spot for Rose. She really didn't deserve all the bullshit. But then, she didn't do much to stop it, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 03, 2017 02:23 PM (NXsWM)

539 Hey, I'm a woman and I'd not describe a guy as "yummy." Also JFK jr wasn't "tough" enough lookin. Needed a scar or a claymore. Something.

Posted by: dagny at May 03, 2017 02:23 PM (Mc+44)

540
Does Kimmel have one iota of dignity in his short fat body?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 03, 2017 02:19 PM


He has a "different truth."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2017 02:23 PM (IqV8l)

541 JFK Jr. should have read "Flying VFR in IFR Conditions for Dummies". It's a short read.

Chapter 1. Important Safety Tip
"Don't."

Chapter 2. Why You are Dead
"See Chapter 1."
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 03, 2017 02:18 PM (LeUrG)

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Special addendum. Why no pilot with half a brain flies with a broken leg, ever.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 03, 2017 02:23 PM (TYhvf)

542 So I've been doing a it of research and supposition, and I've come to a half formed conclusion:

With $1,000,000, I could organize an electoral surge to take out the 8-10 least conservative Republican state legislators in a deep red state.

Thoughts?




Or, you can take the million, promise a really kewl concert, then skedaddle with the cash.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 02:23 PM (Njtx4)

543 They all were.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2017 02:21 PM (0mRoj)


Except Rosemary. And they lobotomized her to shut her up.

Posted by: kallisto at May 03, 2017 02:24 PM (kD8Fh)

544 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2017 02:21 PM (zc3Db)

I think the only thing DiCaprio ever bulked up was a beer gut. But yes other actors definitely have had lipo suction and used HGH. Travolta is one.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 02:24 PM (V+jJS)

545 We can only imagine all the horrible things the kennedys have done that we don't know about...

Yeah some horrors are best left unknown. What we DO know is ghastly enough as is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2017 02:24 PM (39g3+)

546 Why not just shunt pre-existing conditions into Medicaid/Medicare

Posted by: Jean at May 03, 2017 02:14 PM (zZb/S)


Expanding MediCaid is the worst thing you can do (and one of the most dangerous aspects of BarkyCare). MediCaid has no business at the federal level, in any way, and really should be done away with. Those are solely state decisions ... and state expenses.

People with such health problems (who couldn't afford treatment) used to rely on charity, and that is the way it should be.

Medical expenses are a bottomless pit. You can ALWAYS spend more on medical procedures, tests, drugs, ... There is no end to it. So it CANNOT be paid for by the entity that is in control of the creation of money. To do such a thing is nothing short of societal suicide.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2017 02:24 PM (zc3Db)

547 Bogey, Nine O'Clock.

Posted by: GAYDAR Operator 2nd Class at May 03, 2017 02:25 PM (QM5S2)

548 542 Or, you can take the million, promise a really kewl concert, then skedaddle with the cash.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2017 02:23 PM (Njtx4)

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I've wanted to follow through on Ace's idea to decimate Republicans and replace them with real conservatives for a few years.

I actually sat down a did a bit of research, and I think it's possible to do within an individual state's legislature.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 03, 2017 02:25 PM (BjrOM)

549 And then there are a few wives who were chosen only because of political connections. They tend to be borderline ugles.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

You wisely didn't comment on Andrew Jackson's wife, you don't want his zombie looking for you.

Posted by: Jean at May 03, 2017 02:26 PM (zZb/S)

550 Does Kimmel have one iota of dignity in his short fat body?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 03, 2017 02:19 PM (ymRuQ)




That scum sucking POS. I wonder if he cares as much for the kids he had with his first wife? The one Mr. Emotion left for Sarah Silverman

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2017 02:27 PM (493sH)

551 Posted by: Jean at May 03, 2017 02:22 PM (zZb/S)

I don't want to add anymore able bodied to the Medicare roll if possible but I see where you're coming from.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 03, 2017 02:27 PM (V+jJS)

552 So I've been doing a it of research and supposition...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 03, 2017 02:18 PM (BjrOM)



Is that what you say to your friends behind my back?

You said you loved me!!!

*sob*

Posted by: Cousin It at May 03, 2017 02:28 PM (NyJwR)

553 519 Okaay, I retract the yummy. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever heard the gay guy at work refer to another man as yummy.
How about if I call Trudeau worthless instead?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 03, 2017 02:20 PM (hJrjt)

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and he thinks he can just go back in the closet

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2017 02:28 PM (h/uSM)

554 Nah, never happen 'cause exposing those commies and their beliefs and their techniques might lead to uncomfortable questions being asked of our ruling class, as in, don't the riots we're seeing from the Left sound like what the Bolsheviks were doing? or the Cultural Revolution that Mao was pushing? Hmmmmmmm?
Definitely don't want those questions asked because the American people might wake up and start hunting down the Democrat Party and it's acolytes with dogs.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 03, 2017 01:05 PM (kXoPF)


In this visual day and age, it's all about the archival footage. The Cheka/NKVD/KGB didn't film their exploits for posterity. And I can't remember the head of the (pick your name) agency visiting the gulag for a photo op as Himmler did.

Posted by: RickZ at May 03, 2017 02:28 PM (qzf/J)

555 And then there are a few wives who were chosen only because of political connections. They tend to be borderline ugles.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 03, 2017 02:21 PM (0jtPF)

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i will cut you bitch

Posted by: Eleanor R. at May 03, 2017 02:29 PM (h/uSM)

556 Chappelle looks like he's been working out. Dude was skinny 10 years ago.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at May 03, 2017 02:29 PM (nFwvY)

557 I think Eleanor Roosevelt as a teenager was still better looking that Chelsea Clinton:

http://tinyurl.com/lsqo5j4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2017 02:34 PM (fDdVG)

558 Didn't Huma have something like 650K emails on that shared laptop?

I am actually surprised there was a laptop to find

Posted by: Fox at May 03, 2017 02:39 PM (DVC2D)

559 Holy Shit ! That's a trio of ugly bitches...

What story to come and read with a sandwich half in hand, half in mouth...

Posted by: Gunslinger at May 03, 2017 02:40 PM (4S7hN)

560 Speaking of Huma Abedin, does anyone think she has undergone her Islamic genital mutilation?

Asking for an imam friend of mine.

Posted by: CAIR at May 03, 2017 02:45 PM (4AVeu)

561 389
345 For that matter, why did Weiner even go into politics as it's very clear that he isn't any good at the game?



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uuummmm...pussy?

Posted by: Carlos D at May 03, 2017 01:48 PM (h/uSM)


I seriously believe that is why Bill Clinton went into politics. He figured out early on that he wasn't going to attract the kind of trim he wanted, so he needed to be powerful to be desirable.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2017 02:45 PM (jK8Z7)

562 off soc

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2017 02:45 PM (SIY7D)

563 Test

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 03, 2017 03:01 PM (TYhvf)

564 487 If I believed in that kind of crap I'd say the Kennedies were cursed. So many deaths in so many odd and sudden ways. Joe Kennedy dies because of a faulty relay on a drone/bomb. JFK gunned down by a communist, likely at the bidding of the mob. His brother gunned down by a Muslim nutjob. airplane crashes, on and on.

And somehow, the worst of them, Teddy dies of old age and eighteen different STDs.

They were cursed because their dear old daddy made some of his dirty money from child prostitution. This was also the fuck who lobotomizied his own daughter. The kennedy's were scum.

Posted by: Mad Madam Mim at May 03, 2017 03:05 PM (63mQb)

565 Wasn't Weiner in NY? Why would she be having him print emails, for the SoS in DC?

Posted by: Jean at May 03, 2017 03:33 PM (LpSwC)

566 So, let me get this straight:

-- A half-blind old granny didn't want to squint at her classified documents on a screen, so she...

-- emailed them to her addle-brained chick assistant for printing, who couldn't figure out how to run the printer, so she...

-- forward the classified emails to her sex-crazed pedophile husband so he could print them out illegally on their home printer, but as a side-effect...

-- his emails were also auto-forwarded to his phone, which he used to communicate with every sleazy teenage wannabe porn star on the internet, half of whom were spies and hackers trying to gain access to his unsecured phone.

Do I have that about right?
Posted by: zombie at May 03, 2017 01:21 PM (DQ4Fv)
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You forgot the part where her experience and expertise and being the smartest and most competent woman in the history of running for the president means that you have to be a misogynist to not want to vote for her.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2017 03:33 PM (2mC6G)

567 Comey needs to be replaced by Scooter Libby.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 03, 2017 03:42 PM (aRXNK)

568 I don`t give a rat`s ass whether Hillary had intent. What happened to that old legal standby that "ignorance of the law is no excuse?" That`s been used since time immemorial to nail some poor clueless schmuck.

Posted by: Another anonymous lurker at May 03, 2017 04:33 PM (v5uOx)

569 When was the FBI bestowed the power to be judge jury and warden? He let them violate the law and he should be fired. Never in my life have I witnessed such corruption via those who swear an oath to uphold the law.

Posted by: Rose at May 03, 2017 06:52 PM (P7W4k)

570 So Hilary and Huma expose thousands of classified emails and because they did not intend a crime, Comey doesn't send them to the justice dept for prosecution. Patreus shares a journal with some classified stuff in a journal to his gal pal and he is prosecuted. What the heck?

Posted by: HarriedandHopeless at May 03, 2017 08:21 PM (Y1Oht)

571 Hillarys' E Mails to Weiner are hard to read..spunky..yes but facially incorrect,he replied with a cream pie..so silent movie technique................

Posted by: saf at May 05, 2017 12:53 PM (+zN6H)

572 I once met a Toney Weiner...he refused a BUN but was delighted with Cross Aunt..... hey tony no mayo on the food 'eh.

Posted by: saf at May 05, 2017 12:57 PM (+zN6H)

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