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Media Now Whining That Trump Is Holding Rally on Night of "#NerdProm," Thus Keeping Some Reporters From Attending
White House correspondents would have to cover a White House-related event.
They had wanted to spend #NerdPromNight sipping other people's champagne and eating other people's caviar. Now the Bad Man is making them work.I just love this. Vogel managed to unintentionally condense "Why everyone hates the American media" into 140 characters. pic.twitter.com/rz37OjnCWq
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) April 23, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 24, 2017 02:27 PM (u0s1P)
Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 24, 2017 02:27 PM (ar2KI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 02:28 PM (PY9jH)
Troll level: Supreme Galactic Overlord, as Insty has said.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 24, 2017 02:27 PM (u0s1P)
****
Agreed! MOAR please!
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 24, 2017 02:28 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Rgallegos at April 24, 2017 02:29 PM (YfTJt)
Posted by: huerfano at April 24, 2017 02:29 PM (TO4Og)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 02:30 PM (L3j9+)
Then blame it on all the CO2 pumped into the atmo by the brainwashed 'science' lovers over the weekend.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 24, 2017 02:30 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 24, 2017 02:31 PM (hMwEB)
I'm so confused. Please advise before I completely screw up.
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 02:31 PM (TppKb)
expect he will show up to this dinner and deliver his usual passive
aggressive snark
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 02:30 PM (L3j9+)
THIS^^^ wouldn't surprise me at all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 02:31 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 24, 2017 02:32 PM (oL47H)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 02:32 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 24, 2017 02:32 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 02:33 PM (SRKgf)
They'll be fighting over giving him hand jobs and beejers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 02:33 PM (PY9jH)
Now he chooses to do something else, and they are whining about that.
Is he supposed to clear his calendar with these F-sticks in order to do anything, and still let them crap on him?
I admit, I am in a horrid mood, especially after reading all of the Politico article on Iran, so I think each and everyone of these scum dwellers can eat a bag of dicks. Some bad, stinky ones, so they don't enjoy it.
Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 02:33 PM (V+V48)
Why have a special night for it anyway?
It's like steak and BJ night- in a Tux.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 02:33 PM (h5F/r)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2017 02:34 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 24, 2017 02:34 PM (RD7QR)
Can't the local affiliate cover it?
Aren't there some bright young strivers who won't be at the dinner who can be sent to cover it?
Or is that just the problem, you don't dare let anyone else cover Trump in case s/h/it does a good job and you are out of your phony baloney job.
Dear Media:
This is an obvious troll. If you want to counter troll, you send the lowest possible level staffer, hell, send Skippy The Intern and the camera crew from the local community college tv "news" show to cover it. That way Trump can't say you ignored it and you get to party.
Not. Rocket. Surgery.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 24, 2017 02:35 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 02:35 PM (BWL+E)
Betcha.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 24, 2017 02:32 PM (hMwEB)
But aren't they going to be covering the rally?
It would be great if Trump drops a bomb during the rally, something like announcing Hillary's going to be prosecuted or something. Barky could then stand there at the dinner with his dick in his hand and still get no coverage.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 02:35 PM (SRKgf)
Fake News: President Trump Deliberately Takes Food Out Of The Mouths Of The Media
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 02:35 PM (r0Pkh)
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 02:35 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 24, 2017 02:35 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 02:36 PM (h5F/r)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 02:30 PM (L3j9+)
Fuck. I hadn't even thought of that.
And of course, he would go, the MFM would gleefully give him all the time he wanted, and he might even allow a little lese majeste at his expense, in contrast to nasty, mean, bully Trump who's too much of a coward to show up in front of the press.
Is it too much to ask for something really awful to happen to these animals?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 24, 2017 02:36 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2017 02:36 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2017 02:36 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: mark1971 at April 24, 2017 02:36 PM (xPl2J)
This cocksucker Vogel is right about one thing, tho: It isn't enough that Pres Trump is gonna skip the stupid dinner. I want More.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 02:36 PM (r0Pkh)
This is an obvious troll. If you want to counter troll, you send the lowest possible level staffer, hell, send Skippy The Intern and the camera crew from the local community college tv "news" show to cover it. That way Trump can't say you ignored it and you get to party.
Not. Rocket. Surgery.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 24, 2017 02:35 PM (mf5HN)
Ah, but if Trump follows my suggestion, and drops a bomb during the rally, then they're screwed if they followed your suggestion. Skippy and Buff from the college newspaper cover a major story while the correspondents are whacking off at dinner.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 02:36 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 02:36 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 02:37 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: TheFoundersParty at April 24, 2017 02:37 PM (QAVtQ)
1. CNN and a few other news orgs announce they'll probably sit out this year's dinner, because: Trump.
2. Trump announces he won't attend.
3. Overjoyed MSM celebrates by hiring muslim, anti-Trump comedian to host.
4. Aaaaand then Trump announces his rally - 1 week before the event! - that will cause many of the journalists who were on board with #1 above to miss the dinner.
#Winning!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 02:37 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 24, 2017 02:37 PM (JfBkN)
Wait.... the reporters are complaining that they have to do their job of reporting on the president fairly and objectively ......
nevermind.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 02:38 PM (ODxAs)
Is it too much to ask for something really awful to happen to these animals?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 24, 2017 02:36 PM (X6fMO)
No, no it is not.
And thanks for your kind words earlier. You are a sweetheart. I'm calming down now, and the dude didn't come back. Report dutifully made.
Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 02:38 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2017 02:38 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 24, 2017 02:38 PM (4df7R)
Antifa "punched-in-the-face" girl "Moldylocks" confirms that she is indeed the "hairy pu**y porn actress outed by 4chan -- then doubles down by releasing a new "Antifa porn" page titled "Make Antifa Sexy Again":
https://tinyurl.com/ltfjk9e
(Link to Facebook) (NSFW)
Quote from her post, featuring nekkid pictures, but thankfully no crotch shots this time:
"Since the alt right has been LOVING my other modeling work, I decided now was an oppurtune time to post these photos from a big idea concept I had a bit ago. I was nervous to post them, but now I find great inner strength in them. I am reclaiming the image of me that has been stolen and smeared out of my control. I am unashamed of myself, my body, and my sexuality, and never will be. This is the cat suit, mask, and boots I ended up wearing at Berkeley, and they now hold a bigger significance in my heart than I could ever imagine. This is me just doing what I do best, existing and simultaneously triggering alt right fuck boys with hairy armpits, owned femme sexuality, and queerness. It's time that ANTIFA has a new light shed on it. "
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 02:38 PM (DQ4Fv)
The word "despicable" doesn't begin to describe these people.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 02:38 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Ogre at April 24, 2017 02:38 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at April 24, 2017 02:38 PM (17QyB)
Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: pookysgirl
Bunghole champagne slurpers.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 02:39 PM (HBKaX)
"It wasn't enough for the WH Correspondents dinner to gracefully accept Trump declining to attend, they had to go an hire a Muslim, anti-Trump comedian."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 02:39 PM (NOIQH)
1. CNN and a few other news orgs announce they'll probably sit out this year's dinner, because: Trump.
2. Trump announces he won't attend.
3. Overjoyed MSM celebrates by hiring muslim, anti-Trump comedian to host.
4. Aaaaand then Trump announces his rally - 1 week before the event! - that will cause many of the journalists who were on board with #1 above to miss the dinner.
#Winning!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 02:37 PM (NOIQH)
There's nothing worse as a public speaker - or presumably a comedian - than playing to a mostly empty room.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 02:39 PM (SRKgf)
And thanks for your kind words earlier. You are a
sweetheart. I'm calming down now, and the dude didn't come back. Report
dutifully made.
Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 02:38 PM (V+V4
Moki -Glad to hear you filed a report. Hopefully the LEO will do a few more drivebys in your neighborhood to keep an eye on things.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2017 02:39 PM (jxbfJ)
Apparently super-duper "scientist" Bill Nye had a two-minute sing/dance number on his super-duper scientific show about transgenderism.
Believe me, your day and your faith in the human race will be completely destroyed. So watcher beware:
http://tinyurl.com/lsa4cxk
Posted by: The Institute at April 24, 2017 02:39 PM (nGsFZ)
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 24, 2017 02:40 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Sphynx at April 24, 2017 02:40 PM (OZmbA)
Oh, yeah: Too fucking bad. Go to hell. Fuck off.
All them words there.
Posted by: Muzzie who had asshole stretched at the behest of a cleric at April 24, 2017 02:40 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: MSM girlz and cross dressers at April 24, 2017 02:40 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 02:41 PM (Nwg0u)
Like, at gunpoint?
I say stand up for your Editor given right to free caviar and just skip it.
Warning: You might realize how unnecessary you are though...
Posted by: IP at April 24, 2017 02:41 PM (A/Djk)
Posted by: Kenneth Blogel at April 24, 2017 02:41 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 24, 2017 02:41 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 02:36 PM (SRKgf)
Well, now I want this to happen.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 24, 2017 02:41 PM (mf5HN)
Does this President not understand that his agenda needs to be adjusted to the needs of the media.
In the old days reporters didn't see themselves as the story.
Posted by: Minuteman at April 24, 2017 02:41 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2017 02:42 PM (p+Wdc)
Thank Christ we have an R president today who has the wherewithal to avoid this buzzsaw.
Because we all know that ALL the other Republicans (who wouldn't have won in 2016 anyway) would be going to this stupid dinner to be humiliated.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 02:42 PM (r0Pkh)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at April 24, 2017 02:42 PM (5S1b4)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 02:43 PM (vg8iE)
Blah.
Posted by: Nan at April 24, 2017 02:43 PM (HUejd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 02:43 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 24, 2017 02:44 PM (dY21i)
They have to "cover" the rally to be on the scene when fake protesters show up and start fights so they can lie about happened.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 02:44 PM (r0Pkh)
Posted by: oddnot at April 24, 2017 02:44 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Nurse Ratched at April 24, 2017 02:44 PM (UpQRZ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 02:44 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 24, 2017 02:44 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Tyler Durden at April 24, 2017 02:44 PM (bc2Lc)
To add to this, the designated comic is a Muslim MSM will look highly partisan and out of touch
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 02:45 PM (SIY7D)
This is how you treat Lefty tools, GOP!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 02:45 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: arbitrary turn back at April 24, 2017 02:45 PM (8RQER)
Like, at gunpoint?
My wife says, "sweep the house".
I say, "ok" and grab the AR & Tac Vest.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 02:45 PM (HBKaX)
I hope Prez Trump also announces he will be making a big announcement regarding say... North Korea.... whether he intends to or not.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 02:45 PM (ODxAs)
2. Trump announces he won't attend.
3. Overjoyed MSM celebrates by hiring muslim, anti-Trump comedian to host.
4. Aaaaand then Trump announces his rally - 1 week before the event! - that will cause many of the journalists who were on board with #1 above to miss the dinner.
#Winning!!!
--
It's actually a pretty awesome win.
1. Trumps keeps them away from Narcissist Prom
2. They don't attend Trumps event, he calls them out for not covering it.
Pretty brilliant IMHO.
The only thing that could make it better is if the MSM stays away and Trump makes a major announcement that they don't cover becuase...Narcissist Prom.
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 02:45 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 02:46 PM (qJjMA)
Thank Christ we have an R president today who has the wherewithal to avoid this buzzsaw.
Because we all know that ALL the other Republicans (who wouldn't
have won in 2016 anyway) would be going to this stupid dinner to be
humiliated.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 02:42 PM (r0Pkh)
If it was Rubio or Lindsay Graham they'd be the ones lining up to serve the champagne slurpees. Christie would have eaten all of the appetizers and gotten a head start on the entrees.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2017 02:46 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: General Zod at April 24, 2017 02:46 PM (Bdeb0)
Like, at gunpoint?
--
Their bosses will consider it "news" and assign it to them.
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 02:46 PM (FkAXz)
bomb during the rally, then they're screwed if they followed your
suggestion. Skippy and Buff from the college newspaper cover a major
story while the correspondents are whacking off at dinner.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 02:36 PM (SRKgf)
It would be indescribably scrumptious if Trump did that.
And I have a few targets in mind...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 02:47 PM (rF0hx)
CNN: Do you know who ELSE used to hold rallies?!?!?!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 02:47 PM (493sH)
That chick apparently has her own TV show that I am grateful to have never watched (cans are kind of big though).
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 24, 2017 02:47 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 02:45 PM (SIY7D)
The only way that tool will draw any laughter from the audience is if he steals the jokes the Horde wrote a few weeks ago.
Posted by: kallisto at April 24, 2017 02:49 PM (kD8Fh)
from Hillary's ass!
Posted by: Steve Kroft at April 24, 2017 02:49 PM (2z74n)
Are we at the point yet in this farce when....
Fake News' Republicans condemn Pres Trump for breaking tradition?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 02:49 PM (r0Pkh)
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 02:50 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: the Butcher at April 24, 2017 02:50 PM (AGJqR)
Have those c*nts Ana Navarro and Joke Scarborough said how bad this is yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 02:50 PM (r0Pkh)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 24, 2017 02:50 PM (aVYsC)
Obysmal? Just had one this morning. You were falling all over each other to cover it.
Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 02:51 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2017 02:51 PM (ZWU2U)
Back in 2011 Obama planned to have Osama killed just before the WHCD, but the mission got delayed a day because of weather. (Go look it up).
If you'll recall, the proceedings at that WHCD were Obama Triumphant and would have fit with announcing an Osama hit.
Instead Obama and Seth Myers hit on Trump -- yes, it was the 2011 WHCD that will go down in infamy
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 02:51 PM (SIY7D)
I think it's a pretty damn shrewd move on Trump's part - instead of
hanging out with the media dickheads eating and drinking way beyond the
means of 95% of Americans, he is hanging out with, well, Americans.
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 02:50 PM (a0IVu)
If only we could get the GOP-e on board with this same train of thought.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2017 02:51 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 02:50 PM (a0IVu)
In a key swing state
Posted by: kallisto at April 24, 2017 02:51 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 02:51 PM (0mRoj)
CNN: Do you know who ELSE used to hold rallies?!?!?!
Obysmal? Just had one this morning. You were falling all over each other to cover it.
Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 02:51 PM (2z74n)
Here I thought that was bukkake theater.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2017 02:52 PM (jxbfJ)
Nobody, and I mean nobody, is against science. Except these idiots. All they want is government money so they won't have to do something productive. If their "science" is so damned valuable, find somebody who wants to make a profit off of it and get busy. Otherwise, STFU and DIAF.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2017 02:52 PM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 02:52 PM (ODxAs)
He's going to self immolate from the temperature change.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 02:52 PM (h5F/r)
Btw, why have the SJWs not disowned her? Isn't a white person having dreadlocks cultural appropriation?
Posted by: Independent George at April 24, 2017 02:52 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 02:52 PM (+c7tK)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 02:53 PM (h5F/r)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 02:52 PM (ODxAs)
He's such an attention whore, I have no doubt he'd do it. He's certainly all rested up. Lazy f*cker.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 02:53 PM (PY9jH)
Then blame it on all the CO2 pumped into the atmo by the brainwashed 'science' lovers over the weekend.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 24, 2017 02:30 PM (72PAC)
Nah. The Norks and the Iranians. What a quandary for the MSM.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2017 02:54 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 02:54 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Independent George at April 24, 2017 02:52 PM (BDZWU)
But you see, those aren't REAL dreads, she just never bothered to wash her hair. Can't waste water you know. It's not like it falls from the sky or something.
GET WITH THE PROGRAM HERE!
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2017 02:54 PM (cm1Bl)
*******
Don't they have a sister city in Egypt?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 02:54 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 02:50 PM (a0IVu)
In a key swing state
Posted by: kallisto at April 24, 2017 02:51 PM (kD8Fh)
and making the MFM change their plans and watch..
Posted by: IP at April 24, 2017 02:54 PM (A/Djk)
They had a chance. If they'd just been smart and not so rabidly partisan, they could have been nice to Trump at his inauguration and treated him with respect for the first 100 days or so. IF they and the left had kissed up to and been nice to him, Trump would have almost certainly been Bill Clinton II. He would have easily been manipulated.
Instead, they threw a 6 month tantrum and threw crap at him and now they're reaping their reward.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2017 02:54 PM (39g3+)
They will be full of dicks.
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 02:54 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Doncha know? at April 24, 2017 02:54 PM (CFAp3)
hanging out with the media dickheads eating and drinking way beyond the
means of 95% of Americans, he is hanging out with, well, Americans.
Also: celebrities!
This is an evening where DC journalists get to rub elbows with Hollywood celebs, and the celebs get to pretend they are politically relevant. No, ScarJo, that nerdy, sweaty reporter guy with the glasses is only pretending to care what you think about Planned Parenthood so that he can look down your dress and tweet a pic of himself with you to his buddies.
One big circle-jerk.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 02:55 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 02:53 PM (PY9jH)
He will give a speech interspersed with contemplative moments of staring off into the horizon, chin lifted at precisely 45 degrees, while the media weep, overwhelmed with emotion..
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 02:55 PM (a0IVu)
My favorite picture was one from Boulder..
BIG Sign saying 500 Women Scientist March for Science...
Picture had about 10 women marchers in it...
Would pointing out their MATH was wrong, be SEXIST? /facepalm
Posted by: Don Q. going hmm at April 24, 2017 02:55 PM (NgKpN)
The menu could be juice boxes and teething biscuits.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 02:55 PM (PY9jH)
*******
Don't they have a sister city in Egypt?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 02:54 PM (0tfLf)
San Francisco has a sister city in Egypt?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 02:56 PM (+c7tK)
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 02:56 PM (7n4KQ)
there. Complare and contrast to the crowds when the Bears won the
SuperBowl or the Cubs... well..."
Or this (h/t to AtC who originally posted the link):
https://twitter.com/Souf_Oaklin/status/745659036331311104
Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 02:56 PM (qJjMA)
Posted by: Maynard G Krebs at April 24, 2017 02:56 PM (8ikIW)
And ditto to all those above suggesting an even sweeter bit of hilarity would be Trump making some big announcement at his rally.
Recall that most of the public has never heard of the WHCD, and gives no f**ks one way or the other about it. But, still.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 24, 2017 02:57 PM (mBYZv)
Obama will also look like an asshole for showing up.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 02:57 PM (7uYFy)
Dollars to donuts they have obama show up instead.
--
Yeah, we sorted that out at the top of the thread.
Right now, there's a lottery to determine the order of reporters performing Obama bj's and hand jobs.
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 02:57 PM (FkAXz)
Its deeper than that...
At one of these the Comedians took direct aim at Trump... BEFORE he entered Politics...
He was there.... he was NOT amused...
And Yes, THIS is how you got Trumped...
Posted by: Don Q. going hmm at April 24, 2017 02:57 PM (NgKpN)
She's wrong about the alt-right stuff, but more importantly I don't think that a concerted group of autism types with their unique ability to focus in an oh-my-God-level - these aren't people she really, really, really wants to engage.
I'm sure they're going to have the last laugh.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 02:57 PM (HTdUD)
I hope Kim Jong Un hasn't gotten himself locked in to some long-term cable TV contract or something.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 02:58 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2017 02:58 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 02:59 PM (KP5rU)
I suppose he could show up as someone's guest, no?
Even the WHC couldn't be that stupid, could they?
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 02:59 PM (SIY7D)
--
If O had done this, it would be shouted from the rooftops as if it was the Work of God Himself.
Trump gets China to smack their retard cousin? No coverage. At all, except for Fox. Not interested.
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 03:00 PM (FkAXz)
Now I'm going to be earwormed with Fish-era Marillion songs all day.
Not that this is a *bad* thing necessarily.
I have to nab groceries later on. It'll be a defense mechanism against the horrible contemporaneous bubblegum pop on the supermarket PA system.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 03:00 PM (qJjMA)
============
I wouldn't put it past them.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:00 PM (vg8iE)
Look, we all know you're going to retire soon. Be a pal and announce it this Saturday at about 5 PM EDT. Thanks!
Love,
Duke
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 24, 2017 03:00 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 03:01 PM (mEQwv)
Who pays for the venue and the salaries for this org?
Posted by: Maritime at April 24, 2017 03:01 PM (espai)
Do it, Barry. Go!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:01 PM (PY9jH)
It can't happen fast enough.
Also, GET OFF MY LAWN
Posted by: Getcha Pull at April 24, 2017 03:01 PM (eq5FO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
American Express canceled his credit card too
Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 03:01 PM (8ikIW)
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Those are the weekday topics.
Weekends are reserved for: pets, gardening, chess, books and food.
/this IS a well rounded site that encompasses many interests.
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 03:01 PM (FkAXz)
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I hope you have time to mow. Make it yuuuge and luxurious. Classy, really.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:02 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 03:02 PM (HgMAr)
He was there.... he was NOT amused...
Wouldn't be surprised if Trump's presence wasn't coordinated with the media outlet who invited him. They were all pissed Trump got Obama to release his birth certificate, so they wanted to publicly rub his nose in Obama's superiority (i.e. mocking what a Trump WH would look like on the assumption he would never be president).
http://nypost.com/2011/05/01/
obama-mocks-trump-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner/
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:02 PM (NOIQH)
Damn. Might be real.
Posted by: George Tirebiter at April 24, 2017 03:02 PM (/zyrl)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 24, 2017 02:27 PM (u0s1P)
Absolutely.
Posted by: m at April 24, 2017 03:02 PM (Gqgs8)
Look, we all know you're both going to retire soon. Be a pal and announce it this Saturday at about 5 PM EDT. Thanks!
Love,
Duke
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FIFY.
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 03:02 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 03:03 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 03:03 PM (geAkB)
Posted by: Hikaru
Ask him to show you where to look for Russia.
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 03:03 PM (7n4KQ)
I remember watching that clip and Trump was not amused. Little did these fuckwits know how miserable he was going to make their lives in a few short years.
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:03 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
American Express canceled his credit card too
Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 03:01 PM (8ikIW)
What you mean bad cledit lisk?
Posted by: Kim Jong Un, Member since 2001 at April 24, 2017 03:03 PM (RD7QR)
******
Best thing he could do is line up half a million starved and diseased Noel slaves and March them south. Clears out the minefields and inundates SKorea's support structure.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 03:04 PM (0tfLf)
I remember watching that clip and Trump was not amused. Little did
these fuckwits know how miserable he was going to make their lives in a
few short years.
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For all we know, THAT was the moment where he said to himself: "I'm going to be President. Just to EFF them. Long and hard. Hopefully for EIGHT years."
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 03:04 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
American Express canceled his credit card too
Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 03:01 PM (8ikIW)
The underwriter of his life insurance policy is drinking heavily and scouring the fine print to find a way to weasel off the hook.
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Columbia House Video has stopped sending collection letters.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:05 PM (vg8iE)
It'd be a bad move for WHCD to formally invite them, but what's to stop either or both showing up as someone's guest. No shortage of attendees with guest tickets who'd jump at this.
I'm With Her!, indeed
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 03:05 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 03:05 PM (JTbwP)
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 03:05 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 03:05 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Kim Jong Un, Member since 2001 at April 24, 2017 03:05 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:06 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 03:06 PM (JTbwP)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
Or, make it invitation only, and lock the fuckers out at the last minute.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 03:07 PM (HTdUD)
Lutherans taking over a BART train in the really classy part of Oakland -
there's an actual story about it in the SF Chronicle"
I hate to give the _Comical_ site even one single clickhit.
Anyone know how the perps were described? "Youths" is the typical discreet circumlocution favored by that paper when describing such hilarious high-spirited hijinks.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 03:07 PM (qJjMA)
I'm sure they're going to have the last laugh.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 02:57 PM (HTdUD)
Supposedly /pol/ identified one of the Berkley rioters because hey you could see his eyes over the mask and they found out everything about him. Name, address, where he worked, teaching schedule, every single thing.
Now, someone pointed out that it may be the /pol/ didn't so much as do that as say they did that whilst having a mole in the Antifa group.
I'm actually inclined to behold the power of this weaponized autism over the mole but either option should put fear in the hearts of the rioters.
I should note that I am not saying that I approve of the nihilistic jackals of 4chan because no. I sincerely hope I never do anything that causes anons to decide that mucking about with me amuses them.
I mean, hell, I think they hunted down Shia's cabin in Finland based on an analysis of the wood panel pattern behind him in some pictures, analysis of rental patterns and review of pictures of furniture placement.
As someone said, he could go to the bottom of the Marianas Trench in one of James Cameron's subs without telling anyone and a few hours later a fish with CUCK painted on its side would swim past.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 24, 2017 03:07 PM (mf5HN)
Can any of them calculate voltage drops across a circuit? Write a simple shell script to copy backups from one directory to another? Balance a chemical equation? No? Then STFD and STFU and eat your rubber chicken at Emoting Idiot Prom.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 03:07 PM (8nWyX)
I prefer a Kennedy and Ginsburg double-tap, to coin an expression. Hell, some health problems for the wise Latina (rumored as well) would make things even better.
Of course then we might see the Senate GOP disintegrating, as a number of them balk at actually putting actual judges on the SCOTUS - judges who might actually do their actual job, thus endangering much of the edifice of unconstitutional, pernicious strangling the country, and liberty, for decades.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 24, 2017 03:08 PM (mBYZv)
This is an obvious troll. If you want to counter troll, you send the lowest possible level staffer, hell, send Skippy The Intern and the camera crew from the local community college tv "news" show to cover it. That way Trump can't say you ignored it and you get to party.
Not. Rocket. Surgery.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 24, 2017 02:35 PM (mf5HN).
That's the catch.
They can't risk their phony baloney jobs by having someone as lowly as an intern do it competently.
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2017 03:08 PM (hdpay)
Who pays for the venue and the salaries for this org?
Posted by: Maritime at April 24, 2017 03:01 PM (espai)
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It's the WH Correspondents Association, a private group.
The dinner is given at a private locale, not at the WH.
They pay for the banquet, which is supposed to be a fund-raiser for journo edjimacation fund or something. Heh. I think that, after expenses, they actually raise about $35,000. So that's just the EXCUSE for ruling-class smoozery and haute couture gowns.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2017 03:09 PM (0jtPF)
Buy more masking tape and spray-on hair for the dinner.
Posted by: Don Lemon at April 24, 2017 03:09 PM (HgMAr)
Little Dick Durbin out saying there's no room for pro-lifers in the Party and Pelosi saying there's plenty of room for pro-choice....
It would be rich if abortion were the issue to destroy their party once and for all.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:10 PM (vg8iE)
Did anyone see Perry on Watter's World last night?
Waters played about four clips of Perry calling Trump an asshole, then asked Perry how he got his job.
Perry laughed and said, Trump was a very forgiving guy.
Very classy.
Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 03:10 PM (JTbwP)
Jus' sayin'.
Posted by: Emmie at April 24, 2017 03:10 PM (xVuS6)
Truck's name: The Squeaky Beaver
I kid you not.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:10 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Sneering at the media at April 24, 2017 03:10 PM (Sda6L)
That reminds me. Note to self:
Buy more masking tape and spray-on hair for the dinner.
Posted by: Don Lemon at April 24, 2017 03:09 PM (HgMAr)
Don't forget the black marker pens.
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:11 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Pyrocles at April 24, 2017 03:12 PM (wgx3c)
same night? Did she give it up after Trump said he would not attend WHC
dinner?
Samantha Bee. No idea if it's still happening...
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:12 PM (NOIQH)
This is worth it just to see the media suffer.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 03:13 PM (9krrF)
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I still think Samantha Bee and Melissa Etheridge are the same person.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:13 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2017 03:13 PM (39g3+)
Truck's name: The Squeaky Beaver
I kid you not.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
It'd be awesome if she sold it in tiny replica Stanley Cup serving dishes.
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 03:13 PM (7n4KQ)
My liberal wife keeps bitching about how much money Trump's travels are
costing taxpayers. Supposedly, Trump's travels so far have cost more
than Obama during his eight years in office...
Posted by: Pyrocles at April 24, 2017 03:12 PM (wgx3c)
BULL SHIT. Remind her of Moochie's vacation in Spain when she took her mom, all her kids and their friends.
Then go on to her trip to Vail, Aspen and Martha Vineyards.
Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 03:14 PM (JTbwP)
They can't risk their phony baloney jobs by having someone as lowly as an intern do it competently.
Posted by: WisRich
Like if the intern botched the job, anyone would notice?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 03:14 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Pyrocles
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One week of ObamaCare coverage will probably be 100x what Trump's travel expense have cost the taxpayer for the next 8 years.
tell her that
Posted by: Maritime at April 24, 2017 03:14 PM (espai)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:15 PM (NOIQH)
Then go on to her trip to Vail, Aspen and Martha Vineyards.
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Don't forget the huge, luxurious trip to Africa where they took (damn near) everyone they knew.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:15 PM (vg8iE)
"This is me just doing what I do best, existing and simultaneously triggering alt right fuck boys with hairy armpits, owned femme sexuality, and queerness. It's time that ANTIFA has a new light shed on it. "
Does "triggering" in this context mean "making alt right fuck boys laugh hysterically?"
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 24, 2017 03:15 PM (s7vJs)
Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 03:15 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 03:15 PM (6Ll1u)
Can any of them calculate voltage drops across a circuit? Write a simple shell script to copy backups from one directory to another? Balance a chemical equation? No? Then STFD and STFU and eat your rubber chicken at Emoting Idiot Prom.
Posted by: hogmartin
Those are all nerd-level, true. But when the media begin to put fingers to keyboard and type about technology issues like, computers, and servers, and cloud storage -- it's like the classic definition that given an infinite number of monkeys, one would type Shakespeare. An infinite number of media could not type a coherent article about technology without a ghost-writer.
They can not understand computers any more than the once 'future President of the United States' - Hillary Clinton. It's embarrassing to read.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 03:15 PM (HTdUD)
importantly I don't think that a concerted group of autism types with
their unique ability to focus in an oh-my-God-level - these aren't
people she really, really, really wants to engage.
I'm sure they're going to have the last laugh.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 02:57 PM (HTdUD)
Cannot wait to see her Shia LeBeoufed.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 03:16 PM (geAkB)
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My mother and my CNN-watching wife are both on this, too. Suddenly, there is concern about fiscal responsibility that was lacking when Mooch took her Spanish vacation and Chinese Magical Mystery Tour.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 03:16 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Pyrocles
Tell her that there are orders of magnitude more insane and violent liberals to protect the president from, than there were for the past 8 years.
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 03:16 PM (7n4KQ)
costing taxpayers. Supposedly, Trump's travels so far have cost more
than Obama during his eight years in office...
Posted by: Pyrocles
Well, he travels to Mar-a-Lago most weekends, is that what she is referring to? Obama's spent over 80 million or something on that order just on vacations didn't they? I don't think Trump is vacationing in Mar-a-Lago, more like working somewhere else. And he is not taking a salary..I can't imagine anyone begrudging him a few rounds of golf every month.
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:16 PM (a0IVu)
Now I'm going to be earwormed with Fish-era Marillion songs all day.
And now I do too. "Tux On" is so damn catchy. Since I have the day off and nothing else to do but goof off, I'm going to pull out my DVD copy of RECITAL OF THE SCRIPT and get my Prog on. "Grendel," in its entirety!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 24, 2017 03:17 PM (ul9CR)
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I know.
Samantha Bee is no longer happening. heck don't think she ever Was happening.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 03:17 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Pyrocles
Tell her that there are orders of magnitude more insane and violent liberals to protect the president from, than there were for the past 8 years.
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Or simply ask for the data that supports such a claim.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:17 PM (vg8iE)
Truck's name: The Squeaky Beaver
I kid you not.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:10 PM (PY9jH)
............
Inspired by South Park no doubt.
Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 03:17 PM (HgMAr)
http://www.mediaite.com/online/
the-origin-of-the-term-nerdprom-ana-marie-cox-and-twitter/
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:17 PM (NOIQH)
Gotta say, just when I get to the point of accepting the end of existence, something like this happens where I'm eager to see what happens next.
This will be a fun weekend!
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 24, 2017 03:17 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 03:17 PM (7n4KQ)
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Pointing and laughing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 03:18 PM (Nwg0u)
Remember their spring break trip to Atlantis in the Bahamas, followed by a trip to Vail?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:18 PM (PY9jH)
Then announce the opening of an investigation of the horrific Iran deal and the potential treason charges against Ogabe and his crew.
Posted by: Slim at April 24, 2017 03:18 PM (tHhU5)
costing taxpayers. Supposedly, Trump's travels so far have cost more
than Obama during his eight years in office...
Posted by: Pyrocles at April 24, 2017 03:12 PM (wgx3c)
I think I would check the math on that one...
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 03:18 PM (geAkB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 24, 2017 03:18 PM (ul9CR)
In fact, what do they care? The vast, vast majority of the "media" will just make things up anyway, so who cares if they pretend they have to attend or not?
Posted by: acethepug at April 24, 2017 03:19 PM (539ql)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 03:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: KentAllard at April 24, 2017 03:19 PM (TQw9b)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:19 PM (PY9jH)
Oh, who am I kidding? The only way you're leaving the court is feet first.
BOO!!
Love,
Duke
PS - BOO!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 24, 2017 03:19 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Soona at April 24, 2017 03:20 PM (Fmupd)
Yeah, I had to google it.
Would munch at the beaver if in the area.
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 03:20 PM (TppKb)
number on his super-duper scientific show about transgenderism."
Was it called The French Mistake?
Posted by: Victory Twatwaffles at April 24, 2017 03:20 PM (yqvys)
Dozens of teens storm train, rob weekend riders.
That's the lede. In the story, the teens hopped off at Coliseum station and blended into the neighborhood.
But according to the AoS styleguide, the young Lutherans left the train and returned to their Bible study class, after having accepted donations of wallets, purses, and cell phones for the furtherance of their ministry.
Posted by: George Tirebiter at April 24, 2017 03:20 PM (/zyrl)
Meanwhile, the entire Senate summoned to the WH for a briefing on North KOH-rea (using Fritz Hollings' memorable pronunciation).
This is unusual. Really. Can't recall it happening once in all my years in the swamp.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 24, 2017 03:20 PM (QDnY+)
Yeah, I had to google it.
Would munch at the beaver if in the area.
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OMG. It is VERY quiet in here today as the state is onsite doing a complaint survey....and this made me laugh....LOUDLY.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:21 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Iblis at April 24, 2017 03:21 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:19 PM (PY9jH)
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Their answer to that is that he is donating it and taking a massive tax deduction. There is no winning with these people.
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 24, 2017 03:21 PM (xDZVB)
I decided to stop getting lawn treatments and never got paperwork from them, so I didn't think about it.
Well today, I got a lawn treatment and a bill.
I call them and they say "we sent you a letter in January. Everyone auto renews now. You're responsible for the cost of the treatment."
I never got a letter and told them so. They basically said "too bad, eff you, pay the bill."
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 03:21 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 03:21 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: carcaress at April 24, 2017 03:22 PM (gJAok)
Posted by: Ripley at April 24, 2017 03:22 PM (1BQGO)
They all HAVE to be where Trump is, because Trump. He's gonna say something, given the nature of the event he's gonna say something like "Hey, you like how we just killed Baby Kim? Trump Grill serves YUUGE Korean BBQ", and if they're not there they're fucked.
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 03:22 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 24, 2017 03:23 PM (ul9CR)
My favorite picture was one from Boulder..
BIG Sign saying 500 Women Scientist March for Science...
Picture had about 10 women marchers in it...
Would pointing out their MATH was wrong, be SEXIST? /facepalm
Posted by: Don Q. going hmm at April 24, 2017 02:55 PM (NgKpN)
Manthematics.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 03:23 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:15 PM (vg8iE)
That was a family reunion.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 03:23 PM (JTbwP)
I wonder if Xi is activating his plans to get rid of that fat little tick and told Trump about it.
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:23 PM (a0IVu)
This is unusual. Really. Can't recall it happening once in all my years in the swamp.
Posted by: rhomboid
War Powers Act, something, something...
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 03:23 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 03:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: The Jackhole at April 24, 2017 03:23 PM (M+Lyo)
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Perhaps I'm wrong, but I believe that's all they can do.
Posted by: Soona at April 24, 2017 03:23 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2017 03:24 PM (r/0kC)
Sounds good. just order "Sans fromage ".
Posted by: Golfman at April 24, 2017 03:24 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 24, 2017 03:17 PM
"Grendel" is the Beowulf story, told from Grendel's perspective, for those unfamiliar with Marillion.
Lyrics:
So you thought that your bolts and your locks would keep me out
You should have known better after all this time
You're gonna pay in blood for all your vicious slander
With your ugly pale skins and your putrid blue eyes
Why should I feel pity when you kill your own and feel no shame
God's on my side, sure as hell, I'm gonna take no blame
That sounds... too much like current events.
Posted by: mikeski at April 24, 2017 03:25 PM (ml2c/)
I agree with some commentators upthread. Fredo will attend the dinner and it will turn into a Wellstone funeral. The vileness of it will surprise even the most jaded.
Posted by: Soona at April 24, 2017 03:20 PM
Things have gone way downhill since Wellstone.
They have no shame.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 03:25 PM (IqV8l)
I've noticed you've been looking a bit unwell of late. This package contains things that will fix you up right. In it you will find fried chicken, chicken fried steak, fried okra, French fries, pulled pork, 4 racks of ribs, and for desert, fried Twinkies. Enjoy!
Love,
Duke
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 24, 2017 03:25 PM (kTF2Z)
He's gonna say something, given the nature of the event he's gonna say
something like "Hey, you like how we just killed Baby Kim? Trump Grill
serves YUUGE Korean BBQ", and if they're not there they're fucked.
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 03:22 PM (TppKb)
I nearly choked on my lunch I was laughing so hard...
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:25 PM (a0IVu)
Oh, who am I kidding? The only way you're leaving the court is feet first.
BOO!!
Love,
Duke
PS - BOO!
******
Did you know Barron got a summer internship at the Supreme Court. That little rascal is an expert at jumping out from behind doors and curtains.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 03:25 PM (0tfLf)
I'm hairy, high and low.
Posted by: Moldylocks at April 24, 2017 03:26 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 24, 2017 03:26 PM (KGH7Z)
I've noticed you've been looking a bit unwell of late. This package contains things that will fix you up right. In it you will find fried chicken, chicken fried steak, fried okra, French fries, pulled pork, 4 racks of ribs, and for desert, fried Twinkies. Enjoy!
Love,
Duke
Posted by: Duke Lowell
One Chipotle burrito would be a lot easier.
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 03:26 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Pyrocles
Well, he travels to Mar-a-Lago most weekends, is that what she is referring to? Obama's spent over 80 million or something on that order just on vacations didn't they? I don't think Trump is vacationing in Mar-a-Lago, more like working somewhere else. And he is not taking a salary..I can't imagine anyone begrudging him a few rounds of golf every month.
Posted by: IC
Mar-a-Lago is like '43's Crawford ranch.
Trump hasn't left the US yet. He doesn't have a 43 person entourage for Melania that will require 3 floors of a hotel.
And barky's vacays were way more than 80 million. That's only $10 million a years for Sir Golfsalot. That doesn't count the separate vacays him the mooch took.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:26 PM (HBKaX)
I've noticed you've been looking a bit unwell of late. This package contains things that will fix you up right. In it you will find fried chicken, chicken fried steak, fried okra, French fries, pulled pork, 4 racks of ribs, and for desert, fried Twinkies. Enjoy!
You forgot the fried pork-fat chips.
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 03:27 PM (TppKb)
To add to this, the designated comic is a Muslim MSM will look highly partisan and out of touch
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 02:45 PM (SIY7D)
Trump got roasted at the 2011 WHCD so he's paid it forward as far as I'm concerned. And watch that video, where Seth Meyer, (ahem head writer at SNL) tells jokes with all the skill of a 12-year-old. Obama mugs like a smug snotty teen as well. Kobra Kai levels of douchery. Trump sits like a statue and gives away nothing.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2017 03:27 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:18 PM (PY9jH)
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That one was unconscionable.
Little Malia's school friends are taking a trip to Mexico on spring break. She (of course) wants to go --- which costs over $20 million in security.
My response would be to tell her that is out of line.
There are benefits to being the president's daughter but also responsibilities. You can't do everything your friends can do.
It would have been a great learning moment for the kid.
All she learned is I-AM-SPECIAL and can do whatever I want, no matter the cost to someone else.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2017 03:27 PM (0jtPF)
Incidentally, Little Marco Rubio was on the Sunday Circuit complimenting Donald Trump on handling of North Korea, based on some 'inside information' he heard.
'Asked the right questions' and 'handed off to the right people' - comments of that ilk.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 03:27 PM (HTdUD)
E Pluribus, War Powers Act is unconstitutional and no president has/ever will do more than comply with parts of it as a courtesy and as good politics and management. Which won't stop many electrons from being expended here lamenting the usual things.
But calling the entire Senate to the WH for a briefing from the SecDef, SecState, intel chief, and JCS Chmn is unusual, to say the least. Delegations of such big guns doing briefings in S-207(?) (Capitol secure room where senaors often get briefed) was not unusual around big events (Gulf War, etc.), but summong the entire herd of cats to the WH is interesting. Perhaps just theatrics, but with a purpose.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 24, 2017 03:28 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: OCBill at April 24, 2017 03:29 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: Pyrocles at April 24, 2017 03:29 PM (wgx3c)
But Daddy, I WANT IT NOW!
Posted by: Chelsea "Veruca" Clinton at April 24, 2017 03:29 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2017 03:30 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Donna and V.
There's actually a very important "sexual dynamic" going on that is driving this whole interchange:
Louise Rosealma is a dominatrix/exhibitionist -- not a pretend one for money, but an actual one, someone who is sexually aroused by exposing themselves to and thereby "controlling" the psyches of victims/submissives.
I wrote an interesting analysis of this psychological dysfunction in one of my earlier photo essays, noting that people who display themselves naked/masturbating in public in SF are in fact having sex with you whether you realize it or not. Since they are sexually aroused by manipulating/controlling viewers, they expose themselves to you in order to make you a part of their sex act (a least in their minds).
So what is happen now is that, on one hand, the alt-right boys are jerking off in their basements looking at naked pictures of Moldylocks, while she is becoming sexually aroused at the knowledge that she is "controlling" them with her body.
Basically, there is now a sexual relationship between Antifa and the alt-right -- a twisted modern version of Romeo and Juliet! Each is getting exactly what they want out of the relationship, while still declaring "I hate you!"
Yet another way in which the modern world is really really fucked-up.
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 03:30 PM (DQ4Fv)
Trump hasn't left the US yet. He doesn't have a 43 person entourage for Melania that will require 3 floors of a hotel.
And barky's vacays were way more than 80 million. That's only $10 million a years for Sir Golfsalot. That doesn't count the separate vacays him the mooch took.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:26 PM (HBKaX)
Just one day of one of Mooch's vacays would've paid to rebuild my Grandmother's house destroyed by Hurricane Sandy. And there'd be money left over.
Posted by: Iblis at April 24, 2017 03:31 PM (9221z)
That chick apparently has her own TV show that I am grateful to have never watched (cans are kind of big though).
__________________
I watched and w/o the usual wtf face I make watching this kind of drivel.
I actually laughed out loud.
This
Is
their
God.
and it makes me giggle every goddamn time.
Posted by: Fox at April 24, 2017 03:31 PM (DVC2D)
Posted by: Pyrocles
Ask her to calculate how many abortions could be funded with the money spend on Trump's travel.
Math is hard and may keep her busy for awhile.
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 03:32 PM (7n4KQ)
They deserve everything Trump gives them, good and hard.
Posted by: Paul at April 24, 2017 03:32 PM (H7dia)
Posted by: Cheri at April 24, 2017 03:32 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:23 PM (a0IVu)
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Could be. China has already ceased coal imports from the norks and is in the process of severely curtailing gasoline supplies.
Posted by: Soona at April 24, 2017 03:32 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 03:32 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Pyrocles
Tell her to cough up $400k and we'll talk.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:32 PM (HBKaX)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:34 PM (HBKaX)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:34 PM (28F//)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 03:34 PM (B+qrE)
I think he's going through the motions of notifying the Senate that something is up. Not specifically asking or invoking anything. Or just sending another candy-gram to Phat Boi by way of some Sena-toys who can't keep their mouths shut if their lives depended on it.
North Korea, based on distance to China's major cities - this is *their* Cuban Missile Crisis.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 03:34 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2017 03:24 PM (r/0kC)
My featured content is this fantastic mix of coloring tutorials, makeup tutorials, video game clips and Lou Dobbs discussing parallamaing.
Because I'm awesome.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: OCBill at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (df+Zi)
Trump hasn't left the US yet. He doesn't have a 43 person entourage for Melania that will require 3 floors of a hotel.
And barky's vacays were way more than 80 million. That's only $10 million a years for Sir Golfsalot. That doesn't count the separate vacays him the mooch took.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:26 PM (HBKaX)
Or like the Reagan Ranch in CA. Property owned , improved and paid for by Pres. Reagan, just like Bush and Trump have done.
Unlike the Democrats such as Clinton and Obama, who had zero properties because they simply live off everyone else until they make millions off of the office. They wait to buy said properties until they are out of office and don't have to actually take working vacations there.
Reagan hosted heads of state at Rancho de Cielo that included Queen Elizabeth, Mikhail Gorbachev, Margaret Thatcher, Brian Mulroney, etc. Called the Western White House.
HW Bush also hosted heads of state at his Kennebunkport Maine estate, including Rabin of Israel, and John Major, PM of Great Britain.
We all know how much the media loathed going to Crawford Texas to camp out at Bush's ranch there, which has had too many foreign dignitaries visiting to list. Putin, Sharon, Abdullah, Merkel, Mubarek, on and on.
So spare me the liberal howls about how much it costs for Trump to fly down to Florida and host a dignitary , which is why he has been there virtually every trip. Not to mention the huge Heat Association fund raiser that has been held there every year for a couple of decades and always has the US president as it's honorary host.
Posted by: Jen at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (YZ5sm)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 03:21 PM (tHwdc)
Antifa chatter in various social media outlets indicates a great deal of discussion regarding escalation to firearms--more or less in response to the trouncing they took at Berkeley although anyone looking could see this kind of escalation coming.
Personally, I think all of the Antifa gun talk going on is misdirection. The shadowy operatives behind the scenes managing this Antifa street theater bullshit can't possibly believe these idiot children are capable of engaging in a real-deal, life-or-death gunfight.
I'm guessing they'll go with bombs, which--from the bomber's perspective--are (usually) safe and anonymous. Unless you're making them while high. Or from a 60's Weathermen cookbook.
Posted by: troyriser at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (Fw5cQ)
Math is hard and may keep her busy for awhile.
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 03:32 PM (7n4KQ)
No calculator allow, just pencil and paper.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 03:50 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 03:54 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (nQHw/)
Really? We're still at this place? All they had to do was *be nice* and Trump would have turned into Bill Clinton?
Do you seriously think this?
Posted by: squeakywheel at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (V2tdK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2017 02:54 PM (39g3+)
Its deeper than that...
At one of these the Comedians took direct aim at Trump... BEFORE he entered Politics...
He was there.... he was NOT amused...
And Yes, THIS is how you got Trumped...
Posted by: Don Q. going hmm at April 24, 2017 02:57 PM
That was when he decided not necessarily to run because he had been thinking about it for 20 years, THAT is when Trump decided to un-DO, un-ravel, and obliterate Obama's Legacy.
Posted by: Lester at April 24, 2017 04:28 PM (LfJIn)
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