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Dave Chapelle Tells "Problematic" Jokes About Gays and Trannies and So It's a Big Thing
So problematic I just can't even.
But Chappelle's material was homophobic and transphobic and involved rape culture. I've grown too much not to speak up about it now.
— April (@ReignOfApril) March 22, 2017
Buzzfeed, of course, is outraged. Bonus points for this writer deploying the new-ish Offended Snowflake tactic of claiming that people who don't buy into their bullshit are themselves snowflakes who are easily offended. Watch how quickly Chappelle -- not the guy whining about Chappelle -- is branded as easily "offended."
Chappelle tells a story about being at a party where a trans girl gets high or drunk and proceeds to get sick and pass out. For Chappelle, "Whatever it was, it was definitely a man in a dress." He moseys over and unassumingly asks, "Is he okay?" He's admonished for using the wrong pronoun and now is immediately offended. "I support anyone's right to be who they are inside, but to what degree do I have to participate in your self-image? Why do I have to switch up my pronoun game for this motherfucker?" And this is the crux of the cisgender problem -- cis people’s tendency to center themselves in the transgender experience. These aren't your pronouns. They belong to the person you're addressing. Using the correct pronouns isn't meant to validate someone's whimsical sense of self; it’s a basic courtesy and shows respect for who someone is. If Chappelle is clutch-my-pearls offended by incidents like this, it’s not because of our demand to be respected, but because of what that demand says about his own fragile gender identity.By the way, "Cis people" have a "tendency to center themselves in the transgender experience" only to the extent you will not leave us the fuck alone in making demands that we pretend you're your new whimsically-chosen sex. Stop "centering" us in your hot sexual confusion mess and Shanghaing us into your game of make-pretend and then we'll stop "centering" ourselves in it too.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at March 31, 2017 12:57 PM (ukNFU)
Liberals gotta project.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 31, 2017 12:58 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 31, 2017 12:58 PM (9U1OG)
The show in question was hilarious.
Chapelle is no conservative, that's for sure, but just a bit of common sense and these people flip out.
Posted by: Maritime at March 31, 2017 12:58 PM (A17+m)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 31, 2017 12:59 PM (9U1OG)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 31, 2017 01:00 PM (9U1OG)
Posted by: josephistan at March 31, 2017 01:00 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 01:00 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Chris M at March 31, 2017 01:01 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 01:02 PM (NOIQH)
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And the fucking icing on the cake, it's a word that doesn't even fucking exist.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 01:02 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 01:03 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 01:03 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2017 01:03 PM (/tuJf)
The show in question was hilarious.
Chapelle is no conservative, that's for sure, but just a bit of common sense and these people flip out.
Posted by: Maritime at March 31, 2017 12:58 PM (A17+m)
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Chapelle is definitely to the left. But he's not an SJW.
Btw he lives relatively close by and I'm probably the only person in town who doesn't have a "ran into Dave Chapelle" story.
Posted by: Independent George at March 31, 2017 01:03 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 31, 2017 01:03 PM (B+qrE)
I have the right to Freedom of Speech...
You do NOT have the right to control MY speech, so you will not be offended.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 31, 2017 01:04 PM (NgKpN)
"He said, she said" becomes "Xim said, hyr said" becomes "Xylerr mfthag, grmhda mfthag."
Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 01:04 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 31, 2017 01:04 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Zombie Roger Ebert at March 31, 2017 01:04 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Adriane the Comedy Critic ... at March 31, 2017 01:04 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: HH at March 31, 2017 01:05 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2017 01:05 PM (/tuJf)
I am so offended
Posted by: Zombie Roger Ebert at March 31, 2017 01:04 PM (RKQ/v)
Yes, my jaw fell too!
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 31, 2017 01:06 PM (RD7QR)
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The cause is greater than any one person.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 01:06 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: TransHal 9000 at March 31, 2017 01:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 01:04 PM (Bdeb0)
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", please.
Posted by: A certain Old One at March 31, 2017 01:06 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 01:06 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Amy "Chuck" Schumer at March 31, 2017 01:07 PM (vtcmf)
We're not gonna take it anymore!
Posted by: Brianna Wu at March 31, 2017 01:07 PM (vRcUp)
Same old leftist projection / gaslighting / psychological attack.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 31, 2017 01:07 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: buzzion at March 31, 2017 01:07 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 31, 2017 01:07 PM (hJrjt)
And of course what is totally missed is that Chappelle was concerned about the person who had passed out. Posted by: HH at March 31, 2017 01:05 PM (DrCtv)
He's not woke. Chappelle was appropriating someone's misfortune as an opportunity to advertise his homophobia and insensitivity. In fact, he probably forced xyt to drink too much so he'd have the opportunity. That how haters do!
Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 01:07 PM (Bdeb0)
As in, accommodate the alligator so he will eat you last.
Wendy Williams yesterday. Dave Chappelle today.
That alligator is insatiable bitchez!
Posted by: The Media Suxs at March 31, 2017 01:08 PM (mTuaB)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 31, 2017 01:08 PM (B+qrE)
We were working our way toward Your Eminence, of course.
Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 01:08 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 01:09 PM (9KUj4)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 01:09 PM (r/0kC)
Stop "centering" us in your hot sexual confusion mess and Shanghaing us into your game of make-pretend and then we'll stop "centering" ourselves in it too.
Once you demand that I use them, they aren't yours any longer. Now you are destroying my agency by making me accept your paradigm.
Also, stating an opposing position is not being offended. It's stating an opposing position. Why should I have to switch up my pronoun game for this motherfucker is a statement of a counter viewpoint. That's not being a snowflake, that's a challenge.
Also isn't demanding that Chappelle act in a certain manner a means of denying his agency and attempting to hijack his body?
Just, you know, askin'.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 01:09 PM (mf5HN)
This whole pronoun kerfuffle kind of reminds me of the whole exonym/entonym thing- that is, what a city or country (or whatever) calls *itself* and what others call it. Think Munchen (not doing the umlauts, sorry) vs. Munich, Nippon vs. Japan, Hispana vs. Spain...
They are-- or at least, historically, very often have been-- very very different. And based on my research (at or above modern levels of journalists), no one really cares. Germany doesn't dash off tweetstorms about how "Germany" or "Allemania" or whatever are hateful and Roman-normative or what have you.
I don't know if it's a helpful or interesting analogy, just a thing I've thought of.
(ha ha ha "shanghaied" is probably thought to be super-racist anyway)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 31, 2017 01:10 PM (u0s1P)
'Many a truth is told in jest'.
'Gotta shut the jester up because he's telling the truth' is a recent invention in devolution.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 31, 2017 01:10 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 01:04 PM (Bdeb0)
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", please.
Posted by: A certain Old One at March 31, 2017 01:06 PM (8nWyX)
Ia! Ia!
Posted by: josephistan at March 31, 2017 01:10 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Chris M at March 31, 2017 01:11 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:11 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 01:11 PM (fLMbU)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 01:11 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2017 01:12 PM (Cc/b5)
I've noticed a little askance-looking and pushback from blacks against what they consider "white liberal" bullshit.
I think it's good to get different perspectives.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 31, 2017 01:12 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: User name cannot be blank at March 31, 2017 01:12 PM (CEU4j)
Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2017 01:12 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 01:12 PM (wPiJc)
The words that come out of my mouth when I speak are my words and not the property of the person I am addressing.
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2017 01:12 PM (Eu36q)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 01:12 PM (fLMbU)
Posted by: Ob xhe Wan Kenobi at March 31, 2017 01:13 PM (vRcUp)
That's the point, no?
It means these special snowflake have an endless bag of opportunities to be offended and write lecturing posts on Buzzfeed! And sue you or get you fired if they get their way...
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 01:13 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 01:13 PM (4lrrm)
And 'swinging dick twatwaffle' just isn't catchy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 31, 2017 01:14 PM (wTwJ2)
His punch line was the best:
"Ok, well, her dick is hanging out of her dress, so I'm just trying to see if she's all right."
Posted by: imp at March 31, 2017 01:14 PM (OKpiK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:14 PM (PY9jH)
Mrs. Zod looks at me like, "husband, can you please explain that focking shit to me," then gales of insensitive, hater laughter fill the halls of Chez Zod. Fuckin' weird.
Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 01:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 31, 2017 01:14 PM (DuH+r)
Doctor: "You're two tents."
Posted by: RKae at March 31, 2017 01:14 PM (4DpAT)
There is half of the Dims male vote
Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2017 01:14 PM (zZb/S)
transgendered boy is a girl that has decided she is a boy?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2017 01:14 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (aMlLZ)
And if tomorrow I find myself identifying as a transgendered hatian, so the same rulings apply?
Posted by: Fox at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (DVC2D)
You don't own my gender/sexual orientation. I prefer you refer to me as "normal". Go ahead....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 01:06 PM (r/0kC)
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high five.
The more I keep seeing all these tortuous studies attempting to pigeonhole conservatives as mentally ill or mentally defective, while real signs of trouble in a (tiny, but real) protected class are ignored, the closer I come to my preferred finding that lefties are evil as hell.
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (5JlYa)
Posted by: John F Kennedy at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (Mq0tM)
Seriously?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:14 PM (PY9jH)
Eh? You mean "Mr./Ms/Xir/Xim", or some external signal of what gender you supposedly are?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:16 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2017 01:16 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (aMlLZ)
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*fistbump*
I've missed Dave and was looking forward to his shows.
Was not disappointed.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 01:16 PM (sB1y1)
Go outside and command the clouds. You'll get better results.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 31, 2017 01:16 PM (B+qrE)
I defended myself and said what else was I supposed to refer to Tony Romo as?
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 01:16 PM (9KUj4)
Watched both of Chappelle's stand-up - still refreshing, genuine, and masterful at his trade.
A superior performance when compared to Schumer's 1 star muh pussy jokes (woh, woh, woh).
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 01:16 PM (fFfWq)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 01:16 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Lena Dumbham at March 31, 2017 01:17 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:17 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: F2000 at March 31, 2017 01:17 PM (ndqCM)
Posted by: Paul Simon at March 31, 2017 01:17 PM (qSbN6)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 01:17 PM (jjaLl)
I just had a thought. How does one "sign" all these various genders?
*****
Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at March 31, 2017 01:17 PM (wPiJc)
...And pretending that they've believed it their entire lives.
Posted by: RKae at March 31, 2017 01:17 PM (4DpAT)
Posted by: John F Kennedy at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (Mq0tM)
A JELLY DONUT?!?!
Posted by: GySgt Hartman at March 31, 2017 01:17 PM (8nWyX)
fund maestro, Axe, hires a bald, pale, unsmiling wraith of an intern who
informs him severely that "my pronouns are They and Them."
Heh, yeah, stunt casting.
I liked the exchange between this character and another trader:
Him: "Oh, I ordered lunch. Got you vegan, hope that's OK."
It: "What about me makes you think I'm vegan?"
Him:"Well - everything about you."
It: pauses...."Of course I'm vegan."
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 01:18 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 01:18 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2017 01:18 PM (zZb/S)
I am a llama.
I am a lamp.
I am a llama.
I am a lamp.
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 01:11 PM (fLMbU)
OK... you're a Llama Lamp!
/poof.....
Posted by: Don Q. at March 31, 2017 01:18 PM (NgKpN)
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That depends entirely on how many we decide to invent on any given day. Either way you're always going to lose bigots!
Posted by: Buzzfeed Editorial Staff at March 31, 2017 01:18 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2017 01:18 PM (cPsPa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDLIR71Pe0A
Posted by: BuckIV at March 31, 2017 01:18 PM (CLfqv)
Posted by: spoonfeed me at March 31, 2017 01:18 PM (bcDxW)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (wPiJc)
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Different strokes, and all that jazz...
Some folks like jokes, some like puns.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 01:18 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: Mary Chapin Carpenter at March 31, 2017 01:18 PM (4DpAT)
Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole,
open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then
left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows,
flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle,
mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at March 31, 2017 01:17 PM (wPiJc)
Genius. I'm dying here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:18 PM (PY9jH)
How am I centering myself in that experience if I reject it? Does he mean that his experience is private property, and that by rejecting it I am tresspassing on his experience?
I would appreciate some clarification.
>>>These aren't your pronouns.
My speech isn't owned by you, and reality isn't yours to arbitrarily remake.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 01:18 PM (vRcUp)
These 'trans' and 'gay' and whatever people are messed up, and know they are engaging in behavior that is simply wrong.
But.. if everyone plays along with their game and pretends that they're normal, their sins are washed away.
So we MUST play their game, so that they are able to feel good about their deviant way of life.
Posted by: shibumi at March 31, 2017 01:19 PM (FkAXz)
Black liberal bullshit is not much easier. Just write a check or change the term for ethnicity/color every couple years. And don't ever say "you people".
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 31, 2017 01:19 PM (9wKeJ)
Posted by: Jean Luc Dickhard at March 31, 2017 01:19 PM (ab5He)
It's coming.
Posted by: spoonfeed me
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We demand proof.
Lick your own balls.
Posted by: RKae at March 31, 2017 01:19 PM (4DpAT)
Chapelle is great. It's a shame he took his hiatus from comedy for whatever reasons.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 31, 2017 01:19 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: The Transsexualist Formerly Known As Paul McCartney at March 31, 2017 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:20 PM (PY9jH)
Right up there with Madam Curie, Maggie Thatcher, and Harriet Tubman on teh lists of wimminz who changed the world.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2017 01:20 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 31, 2017 01:21 PM (a9n6M)
Hence, by refusing to use the language the left wants you are literally destroying the world. Hell, thinking the "wrong" thoughts makes you tantamount to Hitler or Satan.
This is *insane*, but it is what the left believes.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 01:21 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:20 PM (PY9jH)
Two genders -- one of which is chattel -- and lots of dead bodies.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 31, 2017 01:21 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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One: Male.
Female isn't a gender to them; it's a birth defect.
Posted by: RKae at March 31, 2017 01:21 PM (4DpAT)
These 'trans' and 'gay' and whatever people are messed up, and know they are engaging in behavior that is simply wrong.
But.. if everyone plays along with their game and pretends that they're normal, their sins are washed away.
So we MUST play their game, so that they are able to feel good about their deviant way of life.
Posted by: shibumi at March 31, 2017 01:19 PM (FkAXz)
And that pretty much nails it.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 01:21 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (aMlLZ)
Got a Dick? You are He... or Him...
Not got a Dick... I'll either call you Her, or She.... or fucking insane....
Posted by: Don Q. at March 31, 2017 01:21 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 01:06 PM (r/0kC)
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The sad part is they're convinced that having life-changing surgery will make them happier and it doesn't. I don't know the exact number but some do end up committing suicide.
And not to mention the damage that is being done to prepubescent kids getting hormone therapy. Of course the left never did think about long term consequences.
Posted by: Independent George at March 31, 2017 01:21 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at March 31, 2017 01:21 PM (oL47H)
Posted by: navybrat at March 31, 2017 01:21 PM (w7KSn)
These 'trans' and 'gay' and whatever people are messed up, and know they are engaging in behavior that is simply wrong.
But.. if everyone plays along with their game and pretends that they're normal, their sins are washed away.
So we MUST play their game, so that they are able to feel good about their deviant way of life.
Posted by: shibumi
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That and the Left LOVES breaking down traditional values and reorienting people's moral compass.
Once you believe in nothing you will believe anything
Posted by: Maritime at March 31, 2017 01:22 PM (A17+m)
Posted by: Chris M at March 31, 2017 01:22 PM (eAZVt)
This was waaaay back in the 70's. Straight guy friend of mine hit on "her."
Did not end well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:22 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Rachel Corrie
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THAT'S IT!
No one's gonna top that comment!
I'm outta here!
Posted by: RKae at March 31, 2017 01:22 PM (4DpAT)
TWO genders!
Posted by: Jean Luc Dickhard at March 31, 2017 01:19 PM (ab5He)
Ok that's pretty godamn funny.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 01:22 PM (aMlLZ)
These 'trans' and 'gay' and whatever people are messed up, and know they are engaging in behavior that is simply wrong.
But.. if everyone plays along with their game and pretends that they're normal, their sins are washed away.
So we MUST play their game, so that they are able to feel good about their deviant way of life.
Posted by: shibumi
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That and the Left LOVES breaking down traditional values and reorienting people's moral compass.
Once you believe in nothing you will believe anything
Posted by: Maritime at March 31, 2017 01:22 PM (A17+m)
And then you will be made to believe what they want you to believe.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 31, 2017 01:23 PM (RD7QR)
THAT is why it is so important for them to have everyone SEE them as women, it gets them off. That is why you must use the correct pronoun, because if you don't it kills the fantasy and thus the arousal.
Essentially, they DEMAND that you participate in their sexual arousal fantasy so that their fetish is fed and they are aroused.
Thanks much, but I refuse to be part of your sex fantasy. I'm not your sex toy, even in being shamed into using the incorrect pronoun for you because you have a fetish. No dice.
Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 01:23 PM (Mc+44)
Seven transgender women have been killed so far this year, putting 2017 on track to be the deadliest year on record for trans people.
Wow. Seven whole people murdered! Tragic, to be sure. But that's akin to a slow weekend in Chicago.
Oh, the humanity!
That's the thing: demanding that the population change a fundamental way of life for a fractional minority ... oh, right.
Posted by: imp at March 31, 2017 01:23 PM (OKpiK)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 31, 2017 01:23 PM (kfcYC)
I read that as "Dark Sugartits" and an old Stones song popped into my head...just the melody, though, I can't remember the words....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 01:23 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Chris M at March 31, 2017 01:23 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Jeffersonian at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (+ttLq)
Posted by: spoonfeed me at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (bcDxW)
It's about controlling your vocabulary. Criminalizing your thoughts and words. Cowing you into submission and fear of reprisals like losing your job or worse.
The mentally ill are just the tool used by the globalist marxists to further their agendas.
Posted by: The Media Suxs at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (mTuaB)
You don't own my gender/sexual orientation. I prefer you refer to me as "normal". Go ahead....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (NOIQH)
Yup.
They don't quite understand that this "politeness" deal is a sword that cuts both ways.
If you want me to acce[t your nonsense, pally,
guess who's nonsense you're going to have to accept?
Posted by: naturalfake at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (mC1ZI)
This was waaaay back in the 70's. Straight guy friend of mine hit on "her."
Did not end well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:22 PM (PY9jH)
Did he meet her in a club down in North SoHo?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (493sH)
...and having a Twitter feed!
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2017 01:25 PM (Cc/b5)
you don't see this kind of shit going on in countries with languages in which words take on gender, do you?
Like Spanish, French, um Latin? You know where every single noun is masculine, feminine or (heresy!) neuter?
Just something I've been thinking about lately. Could probably be a good essay for someone
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 31, 2017 01:25 PM (RKQ/v)
Did he meet her in a club down in North SoHo?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (493sH)
Believe it or not, this was in SC back in the day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:25 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Independent George
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They are incapable of comprehending long term consequences.
People who comprehend long term consequences don't need abortion, welfare, college debt excused, etc., etc.
Posted by: RKae at March 31, 2017 01:26 PM (4DpAT)
Wasn't it $50M and the biggest bag of coke ever that prompted the hiatus?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 01:26 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (B+qrE)
you can get anything thing you want at malice's restaurant.
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 01:13 PM (4lrrm)
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Perfect!
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (MIKMs)
I guess there's just only certain kinds of "edgy" that count.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (6GTWP)
Posted by: Schadenboner at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (vtcmf)
"We've got them to believe in spirit animals - what next"
"Let's add more letters to LGBTQA"
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (fFfWq)
If you think about the long term, you don't do stupid shit.
And if your ideology is based on the right to do stupid shit well....
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (eSx+E)
It was a 50 million offer he turned down.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (9KUj4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Maritime at March 31, 2017 12:58 PM (A17+m)
Chapelle's bits on SNL about the election and how liberals reacted were hilarious.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (3JA/M)
Wasn't it $50M and the biggest bag of coke ever that prompted the hiatus?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 01:26 PM (jjaLl)
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Did you ever see the leaked Season 3 stuff for Chapelle's Show?
Ever single skit was about the money, or had it as a support mechanism.
He didn't know how to deal with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:28 PM (mC1ZI)
Maybe you feel like a kangaroo. Fine. That's your business.
You, however, are not furry, do not have giant feet, rabbit like ears, and the females of your species do not have pouches.
Presumably, you may be able to obtain elective surgeries to make these characteristics possible. Perhaps someday, someone will invent a method that alters DNA and allows you to transform on a molecular level into a kangaroo.
Until that time comes, at best, you will look like a mutilated person trying to be something that you are not. Again, that's your business if you want to do it but I cannot reasonably be expected to figure out that your Piccaso-surgery is supposed to have made you into kangaroo in the split second I have to say, "Hey dude, look out for that bus that is about to hit you".
Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2017 01:28 PM (Mq0tM)
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Wow. Seven whole people murdered! Tragic, to be sure. But that's akin to a slow weekend in Chicago.
Oh, the humanity!
That's the thing: demanding that the population change a fundamental way of life for a fractional minority ... oh, right.
Posted by: imp at March 31, 2017 01:23 PM (OKpiK)
How many weirdos every year die hanging by a belt, with their limp anthonies in their cold dead fingers?
Probably hundreds.
Why don't they get no love? What color ribbon do they have?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2017 01:28 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 01:23 PM (jjaLl)
See, see how I'm helpful, not like all of you think!
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 01:28 PM (mf5HN)
I don't think, in the case of trans, that it has anything to do with "wrong" or "right." That horse left the barn eons ago. It's about their arousal. You participate because if you don't it harshes their arousal.
It's a lot of trouble to fake being female to get off and then some rational person refers to you as your real sex. All the makeup, surgery, hormones, size 16 pink stilettos, etc were a waste. It's enough to make a guy cry, you meanie.
Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 01:28 PM (Mc+44)
from Stamford, Connecticut did a doody, I mean doodle called "a peaceful
future" and Google is showcasing it.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo"
There are more dark skinned people in that Google Doodle than there are in their entire Silicon Valley technical staff.
Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2017 01:28 PM (1BQGO)
today, Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins would be burned at the stake.
***
It is sad how many movies, books, etc...could no longer be made today.
Consider that the next time some liberal says they just want to be "free".
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 01:28 PM (eSx+E)
Wait.
Stop the music.
Time out.
If pronouns belong to the person being addressed, then now hear this:
I DO NOT IDENTIFY AS "CIS".
I DO NOT CHOOSE THAT REFERENCE OR DEFINITION FOR MYSELF.
SO STOP FUCKING USING IT ON ME.
AND STOP EXPECTING ME TO USE IT ON MYSELF.
(sorry for yelling, but I've been mad for a few years now at being redefined against my will)
Posted by: barbarausa at March 31, 2017 01:28 PM (Elk67)
Think it was Ben Shapiro who told me that the suicide rates for trannies who havesurgery is the same for those who don't.
Sad.
Unbelievable that, pre-PC, it was a mental illness, and now it's that someone ACTUALLY, LITERALLY is trapped in a body of the wrong gender.
The Emperor has no vagina!
Posted by: spoonfeed me at March 31, 2017 01:28 PM (bcDxW)
Posted by: Maritime at March 31, 2017 12:58 PM (A17+m)
Chapelle's bits on SNL about the election and how liberals reacted were hilarious.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (3JA/M)
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I'd be surprised if he didn't have a good mother who managed to instill common sense at an early age.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:29 PM (mC1ZI)
Hell hath no fury etc. etc. etc.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:29 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2017 01:29 PM (Cc/b5)
Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)
31/03/17 01:11
Congressional investigators know the name of at least one person who was unmasking names...and they know who
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 31, 2017 01:29 PM (y3aQB)
Speaking of liberal lunacy anyone see the touchy feely stupidity on Google's home page?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 01:29 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (wPiJc)
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Chappelle was born in 73; Belushi died in 82. As far as I can tell, they never worked together during that 9 years of overlap.
Maybe you are thinking of someone else? Chappelle has always been pretty funny. I recently watched his two specials that were just released, and they were both fun.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2017 01:29 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 01:29 PM (qJhUV)
"I don't give a shit what you think."
Posted by: User name cannot be blank
THREADWINNER!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 01:29 PM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Independent George at March 31, 2017 01:03 PM (BDZWU)
I'm sure you've heard some. Do tell....
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at March 31, 2017 01:29 PM (6GTWP)
from Stamford, Connecticut did a doody, I mean doodle called "a peaceful
future" and Google is showcasing it.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo"
There are more dark skinned people in that Google Doodle than there are in their entire Silicon Valley technical staff.
Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2017 01:28 PM (1BQGO)
I guess you did
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 01:29 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 01:30 PM (SIY7D)
He moseys over and unassumingly asks, "Is asshole okay?"
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 31, 2017 01:30 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: the leftist tard that calls everyone who dares to disagree with them a nazi at March 31, 2017 01:30 PM (326rv)
31/03/17 13:13
I will also note...my sources are "not Trump people" They are "just frustrated with the politicalization of our intelligence agencies"
adamhousley
31/03/17 13:12
Our sources: "It had everything to do with hurting and embarrassing Trump and his team"
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 31, 2017 01:30 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:30 PM (PY9jH)
make them happier and it doesn't. I don't know the exact number but
some do end up committing suicide.
Over 40% suicide rate among transgenders.
Not only are they unhappy, but a lot of them live risky lives that include drug use and prostitution. There's definitely a need to address this, but I don;t think the solution is normalizing and in effect, increasing the transgender population. ANd I really don;t think putting transgenders in the military is a good idea given the suicide rate. See: Bradley Manning.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 01:30 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: spoonfeed me at March 31, 2017 01:30 PM (bcDxW)
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Wow. Seven whole people murdered! Tragic, to be sure. But that's akin to a slow weekend in Chicago.
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Slow weekend in Chicago?
From what I hear (and I'm near Detroit, formerly known as Murder City) only seven dead is a EXCELLENT weekend in Sh*tcago.
Posted by: shibumi at March 31, 2017 01:31 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Randy Newmyn at March 31, 2017 01:31 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 01:31 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (493sH)
Believe it or not, this was in SC back in the day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:25 PM (PY9jH)
Ray Davies: I don't think that will rhyme
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 01:31 PM (493sH)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (493sH)
Thanks OK, I knew what you meant.....
Posted by: Ray Davies at March 31, 2017 01:31 PM (jjaLl)
Maybe you feel like a kangaroo. Fine. That's your business.
You, however, are not furry, do not have giant feet, rabbit like ears, and the females of your species do not have pouches.
Presumably, you may be able to obtain elective surgeries to make these characteristics possible. Perhaps someday, someone will invent a method that alters DNA and allows you to transform on a molecular level into a kangaroo.
Until that time comes, at best, you will look like a mutilated person trying to be something that you are not. Again, that's your business if you want to do it but I cannot reasonably be expected to figure out that your Piccaso-surgery is supposed to have made you into kangaroo in the split second I have to say, "Hey dude, look out for that bus that is about to hit you".
Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2017 01:28 PM (Mq0tM)
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I simply just don't understand what they actually want.
They want to parade around in clothes usually worn by another gender? Okay...that hasn't been terribly controversial in a few decades.
They want to cut off their junk? Okay...that's not a terribly healthy thing to do, but there's nothing illegal about it.
You want me to call you ma'am even though you still have some junk? Maybe...if you ask me politely.
You want Facebook to put out a thousand new genders for you to chose from? Talk about some petty shit.
Outside of "control", I just don't get it. What do you people want?!?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:31 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at March 31, 2017 01:31 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Randy Newmyn
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Except to provide the next generation of humans for gays to adopt.
Posted by: RKae at March 31, 2017 01:32 PM (4DpAT)
today, Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins would be burned at the stake.
***
It is sad how many movies, books, etc...could no longer be made today.
Consider that the next time some liberal says they just want to be "free".
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 01:28 PM (eSx+E)
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Quick, someone remake Blazzing Saddles, joke for joke just like that Psycho remake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:32 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 01:32 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2017 01:32 PM (X6fMO)
These 'trans' and 'gay' and whatever people are messed up, and know they are engaging in behavior that is simply wrong.
But.. if everyone plays along with their game and pretends that they're normal, their sins are washed away.
So we MUST play their game, so that they are able to feel good about their deviant way of life.
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That's all it is and that's all it ever has been.
One doesn't seek approval from strangers for actions they know are normal, good, righteous, etc.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 01:33 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: tu3031
______
It's not even really them, it's mainly just people that enjoy trying to take scalps and virtue signal.
Sort of like white liberals are the least colorblind people on the planet and are the ones that constantly stir up agitation among races
Posted by: Maritime at March 31, 2017 01:33 PM (A17+m)
From what I hear (and I'm near Detroit, formerly known as Murder City) only seven dead is a EXCELLENT weekend in Sh*tcago.
Posted by: shibumi at March 31, 2017 01:31 PM (FkAXz)
7 were killed in the last 24 hours within a 4 block radius.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 01:33 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (wPiJc)
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Chappelle was born in 73; Belushi died in 82. As far as I can tell, they never worked together during that 9 years of overlap.
Maybe you are thinking of someone else? Chappelle has always been pretty funny. I recently watched his two specials that were just released, and they were both fun.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2017 01:29 PM (R+30W)
This is Muldoon.
Consider the possibility this is a joke (psst. it is).
Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2017 01:33 PM (TOk1P)
I have to to the conclusion that if Silence of the Lambs were made
today, Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins would be burned at the stake. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (B+qrE)
And if Slingblade was made today, Karl wouldn't have been able to state simply that Vaughn was "not funny haha, [but] funny queer."
Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 01:33 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2017 01:29 PM (Cc/b5)
I can see that leading to some highly unfortunate, though occasionally hilarious, consequences.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 31, 2017 01:33 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 01:33 PM (9KUj4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (mC1ZI)
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Quite right. Excruciatingly problematic, indeed.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 31, 2017 01:33 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 01:34 PM (r/0kC)
Chappelle was born in 73; Belushi died in 82. As far as I can tell, they never worked together during that 9 years of overlap.
*****
Geez, Louise. Loosen up your knickers. It's an old gag about SNL. I wasn't bashing Chapelle. And even if I was, don't make me join your cult of personality.
Humor is not objective.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 01:34 PM (wPiJc)
Maybe you are thinking of someone else? Chappelle has always been pretty funny. I recently watched his two specials that were just released, and they were both fun.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S MAKING FUN OF MORONS WHO COMPLAIN IN EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE POST ABOUT SNL NOT BEING FUNNY SINCE BELUSHI AND ACKROID WERE ON THE SHOW. AND YES, HE KNOWS CHAPPELLE WAS ONLY A GUEST STAR.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at March 31, 2017 01:34 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (mC1ZI)
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Quite right. Excruciatingly problematic, indeed.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 31, 2017 01:33 PM (xeeHA)
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Shall we report this Ace person to the proper authorities, comrade?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:34 PM (mC1ZI)
Mostly though, the trans ie, autogynaphiliacs have a paraphilia (extreme fetish) and those with paraphilias tend to (65%) have a second paraphilia or more. So if you're hanging with trans, chances are he's got other issues. So their dying either by their own hand or being murdered has more to do with being messed up than people not being "nice" and using the right pronouns.
Ben Shapiro, who I don't like, actually has a talk on youtube with cites and stats about how using the wrong pronoun and "niceness" has zip to do with the suicide/murder rate of trans.
Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 01:35 PM (Mc+44)
1. Men (or "men," really)
2. Transgender women
There almost never seem to be any actual women writing at these sites anymore.
Posted by: Kensington at March 31, 2017 01:35 PM (Cw3TC)
on track to be the deadliest year on record for trans people.
What they never mention is that this is likely due to their chosen lifestyle, such as drugs and prostitution. You engage in risky behavior that puts you in the path of violent, lawless people, then you're more likely to be on the receiving end of violence.
Kinda like how the Left always glosses over the fact that the majority of :kids" in their "kids killed m=by guns" stats are gang members and/or victims of gang violence.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 01:35 PM (NOIQH)
Every day I just look up and ask, "When does the Apocalypse quit coasting, downshift, punch it, and really start to move?"
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 31, 2017 01:35 PM (FtrY1)
Seven transgender women have been killed so far this year, putting 2017 on track to be the deadliest year on record for trans people.
Prostitution is a dangerous racket
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 31, 2017 01:35 PM (lKyWE)
Flint always edged out Detroit per capita. It was just in the aggregate that the Motor City really shined.
(Grew up in lily white Gratiot and 8 1/2 mile; eminem was Roseville [11 mile] trailer trash, not ghetto)
Posted by: imp at March 31, 2017 01:35 PM (OKpiK)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (9KUj4)
Ah, I was just shootin' it out the pooper, I don't know squat..... damn, if he turned that down, why the hell did he go off the grid for all that time?
Posted by: Ray Davies at March 31, 2017 01:36 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 01:33 PM (493sH)
Dear heavens.
You know, it's kind of impressive, in a jaw dropping how can you be so awful way, that Chicago manages to have at one and the same time the murder rate of Chicago and the utter lack of care for basic civil liberties shown by the Chicago PD.
I mean, that's just really trying to be awful in all the ways.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 01:36 PM (mf5HN)
steevy, maybe what he didn't want to handle was the conformity that would be attempted to be enforced with success?
he's liberal, but not insane.
Posted by: barbarausa at March 31, 2017 01:36 PM (Elk67)
Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 01:36 PM (gbWkA)
They are incapable of comprehending long term consequences.
People who comprehend long term consequences don't need abortion, welfare, college debt excused, etc., etc.
Posted by: RKae at March 31, 2017 01:26 PM (4DpAT)
Yup.
I'll go further. The foundation of their belief is that it is a fundamental right to be exempt from negative consequences of any kind.
Failed your test, take it again and again until you pass. You never pass? The test is racist. You're fat/ on drugs/ lazy/ unable to function as a productive, ration person? You are a victim. It is not your fault...
Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2017 01:36 PM (Mq0tM)
on track to be the deadliest year on record for trans people.
What they never mention is that this is likely due to their chosen lifestyle, such as drugs and prostitution. You engage in risky behavior that puts you in the path of violent, lawless people, then you're more likely to be on the receiving end of violence.
Kinda like how the Left always glosses over the fact that the majority of :kids" in their "kids killed m=by guns" stats are gang members and/or victims of gang violence.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 01:35 PM (NOIQH)
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It's almost like there's more necessary information about those murders to figure out if it fits into a certain narrative or not.
Um...I'm sure that extra information will be along shortly...
Any time now.
I'm waiting...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:36 PM (mC1ZI)
He walked away from $50 mil. That's what I recall. Anyhow, I'm glad he's back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:36 PM (PY9jH)
on track to be the deadliest year on record for trans people."
How many of these victims were working in street prostitution?
Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2017 01:36 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2017 01:36 PM (O2RFr)
He mentions the time he went to the Oscars during the #oscarssowhite episode.
Trashed them and the black media making such a big issue of him not boycotting.
Very funny - but means that April is taking issue with him not conforming to her made-up movement, but using his transphobic jokes as a cover.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 01:36 PM (fFfWq)
Maybe you are thinking of someone else? Chappelle has always been pretty funny. I recently watched his two specials that were just released, and they were both fun.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S MAKING FUN OF MORONS WHO COMPLAIN IN EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE POST ABOUT SNL NOT BEING FUNNY SINCE BELUSHI AND ACKROID WERE ON THE SHOW. AND YES, HE KNOWS CHAPPELLE WAS ONLY A GUEST STAR.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at March 31, 2017 01:34 PM (GgzGa)
IT'S FUNNY CUZ BEN IS ACTUALLY EXPLAINING A JOKE THAT SOME PEOPLE DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET.
Posted by: Ben Rothlessburger at March 31, 2017 01:37 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2017 01:37 PM (O2RFr)
You'll notice how she doesn't complain about Chappelle's racism -- because it's the kind of racism she likes.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 31, 2017 01:37 PM (KxmPO)
ace had riff that involved stealing a dead rabbi's line about adding "... and the German National Football Team" when somebody assigned the Jews blame for a nation's woes.
The Jews are ruining the economy.
Rabbi: The Jews and the German National Football Team are ruining the economy"
Why the Football Team?
Rabbi: Why the Jews?
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That bit of rhetoric is vastly useful across a lot of intersectionalities.
A: The cis-normative are ...
B: The cis-normative and the left-handed ...
A: Why the ..
B: Why the ...
and so forth ...
For the life of me, I cannot find the name of the Rabbi whose work ace stole in what can only be considered a hate crime.
Does anybody remember this?
oh, and Chapelle's "Black Bush" remains the single funniest bit of political commentary since Mark Russell stopped doing his song-specials.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 31, 2017 01:37 PM (om8sC)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Has Got it, Yeah Baby It's Got It at March 31, 2017 01:37 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2017 01:18 PM (zZb/S)
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Have you ever seen the term "latinx" ?
Since Spanish requires a gendered ending, the lunatics resort to an algebraic variable.
(Actually, "latino" can refer to unknown/undifferentiated sex or to specifically male sex, rather like the English word "man." which can mean either human being or adult male. But we know the loonies have a horror of the generic use of "man.")
The hilarious thing about this is that no one I've met knows how to pronounce "latinx." In the same way, how many people who applaud and try to force the pronoun nonsense know how to pronounce "xer" or "xhis" ?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 31, 2017 01:37 PM (hCoZK)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 01:37 PM (r/0kC)
He had a stress breakdown and went to find his roots.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 01:38 PM (9KUj4)
He mentions the time he went to the Oscars during the #oscarssowhite episode.
Trashed them and the black media making such a big issue of him not boycotting.
Very funny - but means that April is taking issue with him not conforming to her made-up movement, but using his transphobic jokes as a cover.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 01:36 PM (fFfWq)
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That's worth at least one more Problematic. Probably two.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:38 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at March 31, 2017 01:38 PM (vtcmf)
"Sleepaway Camp"
where the creepy killer who everyone thought was a girl. turns out to be a-
girl.*
*With a penis.
Posted by: natuaralfake at March 31, 2017 01:39 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 01:39 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2017 01:36 PM (noWW6)
Nonsense. Trannies don't walk the streets. They put ads on Craigslist, where it's totally safe.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2017 01:39 PM (TOk1P)
As a comedian you think he would have been more bothered if they didn't laugh.. but that's just me...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2017 01:39 PM (O2RFr)
Silly me, I thought they belonged to the English language. Shows how much I know.
Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2017 01:39 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at March 31, 2017 01:39 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: User name cannot be blank at March 31, 2017 01:12 PM (CEU4j)
It totally ruins the joke when you tell me to repeat after you, jerkface.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 01:40 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:34 PM (mC1ZI)
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He shall be first against the wall.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 31, 2017 01:41 PM (xeeHA)
Obviously, they should center us!
It's all about me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Posted by: Self-deluded "trans" person at March 31, 2017 01:41 PM (riF5p)
As a comedian you think he would have been more bothered if they didn't laugh.. but that's just me...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2017 01:39 PM (O2RFr)
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I think it had something to do with minstrel shows in his mind.
Honestly, I can understand it while wishing that he'd help society get past that instead of letting it trip up his entire career.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:41 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: imp at March 31, 2017 01:41 PM (OKpiK)
Now, it seems, she's branching out.
Good for her.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 01:41 PM (nAp1e)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 01:41 PM (nFwvY)
Since this person was addressing Chappelle I guess the pronouns now belong to him.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Has Got it, Yeah Baby It's Got It at March 31, 2017 01:42 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Randy Newmyn at March 31, 2017 01:31 PM (QM5S2)
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That right there is funny.
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 01:42 PM (fLMbU)
The Andy Griffith show re-runs. I watched this episode today. One of the gals (can I say gal?) who played one of Muds Women on StarTrek played a "sexy" con artist who Barney and Andy hold in their cell waiting for the state boys to pick up. She is slyly seducing Andy and Barney is a boob as usual. but, in the end, Andy doesnt fall for her. And, barney gets locked in the cell while trying to help her "open her jewely box" which has a stuck lock.
not that is funny and the gal knew how to be a sexy female in a tight skirt and knew how to walk in high heels. better than effing chapelle crud.
Posted by: havildar-major at March 31, 2017 01:42 PM (jpW6t)
Now, it seems, she's branching out.
Good for her.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 01:41 PM (nAp1e)
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I swear...
People who's sole interest is race/gender...is there nothing else in the world that interests you?
Like...model planes?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:42 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: OCBill at March 31, 2017 01:42 PM (df+Zi)
Obviously, they should center us!
It's all about me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!"
Um, what do they think they did to regular people, by redefining them as "cis", i.e. not trans, or having no existence except their relation to the phenom of being trans
Posted by: barbarausa at March 31, 2017 01:43 PM (Elk67)
The name is Lord Sir x
Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 01:41 PM (nFwvY)
===============
I like to be addressed by my full title:
Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:43 PM (mC1ZI)
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First I've heard of a comedian who was bothered by his paying audience laughing at his performance.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 01:43 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Gilbert and Sullivan at March 31, 2017 01:43 PM (1wofY)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 01:43 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: havildar-major at March 31, 2017 01:42 PM (jpW6t)
That's true. Chappelle can't pull off the tight skirt/high heel look.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2017 01:44 PM (TOk1P)
An atheist, a vegan, and a gender fluid walk into a bar.
Do you know how I know????
Because they frickin told everybody in the bar the first minute they were there.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 01:44 PM (8XRCm)
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For fun, now let's discuss the race of the murderers of those seven dudes.
Posted by: Call me Napoleon, Dammit! Can't you see the hat?!! at March 31, 2017 01:44 PM (/f1mm)
An atheist, a vegan, and a gender fluid walk into a bar.
Do you know how I know????
Because they frickin told everybody in the bar the first minute they were there.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 01:44 PM (8XRCm)
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"Do you do Crossfit? You gotta try it, bro. It's done great things for my glutes."
-Guy already in the bar
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:45 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: The Womyn's Healthy Living Co-operative of Brattleboro, VT at March 31, 2017 01:45 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2017 01:45 PM (ZO497)
today, Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins would be burned at the stake. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
They could not make "Dressed to Kill" today.
Posted by: The Media Suxs at March 31, 2017 01:45 PM (mTuaB)
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2017 01:45 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 01:46 PM (nFwvY)
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First I've heard of a comedian who was bothered by his paying audience laughing at his performance.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 01:43 PM (vg8iE)
That's not a problem at my shows.
They're 100% laugh-free.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 01:46 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Rory at March 31, 2017 01:46 PM (Dgb2H)
Aha.
Well, for one, enjoy your own personal language. Maybe you guys can just co-opt Esperanto. At least that one has a head start on adoption.
Can we also please please start the movement to choose our own articles? "The", "and" and "a" do not express who I feel that I am when used in reference to xe.
So when you say, please meet TexasDan, ze is "a" xenobiologist, you are making assumptions about my article identity.
Also, my articles are expressed in an unwritten alphabet and cannot be vocalized by the human layrnx. You'll have to get a special operation and electroshocks to say them.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 31, 2017 01:47 PM (yL25O)
These 'trans' and 'gay' and whatever people are messed up, and know they are engaging in behavior that is simply wrong.
But.. if everyone plays along with their game and pretends that they're normal, their sins are washed away.
So we MUST play their game, so that they are able to feel good about their deviant way of life.
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I'll go so far as not to make a distinction and call it right or wrong.
For whatever reason, you feel like something different and make the choice that pursing that difference is more important to you than anything else. Fine. I'm all for that. Do what you want.
Your choice to be different, in whatever way, does not make it incumbent on me to agree with you.
Maybe you like caviar. I don't like caviar. What makes your opinions, tastes, preferences, beliefs, or even deeply held personal "truth" more valid than mine? Just because you like caviar does not give you any right to force me to eat it.
Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2017 01:47 PM (Mq0tM)
-Guy already in the bar
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I've only known three people who were all "Crossfit is my life."
They were "overweight" girls....but they were doing Crossfit all the time. uh huh
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 01:47 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 31, 2017 01:47 PM (qSbN6)
____________________
Yeah, I call bullshit on that.
That's exactly what it is meant to do. That is also what laws requiring people to let trannies (or whatever) use any restroom they choose are also meant to do: to force us non-science-deniers to pretend that there is no such thing as biological gender.
I decline. If that offends you, tough shit.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 31, 2017 01:47 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: The Media Suxs at March 31, 2017 01:45 PM (mTuaB)
Mrs. Bates: Norman better not bring any of those floozies to my motel
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 01:47 PM (493sH)
The Steven Seagul skits were some of my favorites.
Posted by: Independent George at March 31, 2017 01:47 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 01:47 PM (9KUj4)
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For fun, now let's discuss the race of the murderers of those seven dudes.
Posted by: Call me Napoleon, Dammit! Can't you see the hat?!! at March 31, 2017 01:44 PM (/f1mm)
Where I live, the police put out crime stats for the quarter/year, and they put together these fancy charts and graphs.
There will be lines like: 2016: Armed Robbery - 0; 2017: Armed Robbery - 1.
The graph shows a 100% increase in armed robberies.
Oh no! It's a crime spreeeeeeeee!!!
Umm, yeah, don't be dumb. Some sums add up to nothing.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2017 01:47 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at March 31, 2017 01:48 PM (Uy8SG)
and noticed all the white people in the audience laughing. It bothered
him.
Play the Georgia Minstrel, expect the laughter.
Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 01:48 PM (Bdeb0)
But, holy carp!
Even I couldn't have imagined we'd go this crazy.
Posted by: Christopher Lasch at March 31, 2017 01:48 PM (hCoZK)
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First I've heard of a comedian who was bothered by his paying audience laughing at his performance.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 01:43 PM (vg8iE)
That's not a problem at my shows.
They're 100% laugh-free.
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Even when using stolen jokes proven to get laughs.
Posted by: Amy Schumer's Joke Writer at March 31, 2017 01:48 PM (fFfWq)
Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 01:48 PM (gbWkA)
now get called CIS? Fork that ship!. Why do you get to label my
normalcy simply because you know your abnormality must have a name and
thus it's less weird if normal people have a new term also.
Posted by: Rory at March 31, 2017 01:46 PM (Dgb2H)
Damn right! They get to name me "cis"? Then I get to name them "asshole"...
Problem solved!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 01:48 PM (jjaLl)
When a trans person fills out of a form that says: Gender M/F they probably freak out, right?
What if the form says: Sex M/F?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:49 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: imp at March 31, 2017 01:49 PM (OKpiK)
What if I don't like them? Is it permissable to utilize antinouns?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2017 01:49 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 31, 2017 01:49 PM (M5NPS)
How not to get your ass kicked by the police. Very funny.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2017 01:50 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 01:50 PM (4Utw1)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 01:50 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 31, 2017 01:50 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 01:50 PM (0mRoj)
Change it to "Berries & Twig" or "Gash".
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Or to "Sex: Y/N"
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 01:51 PM (vg8iE)
What if I don't like them? Is it permissable to utilize antinouns?
Can we use amateurnouns?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 01:51 PM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 01:50 PM (0mRoj)
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You just triggered me so hard...
Where's my safe space?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:51 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 01:50 PM (r/0kC)
===
Welcome to the Price is Right Al Jazeera edition! Death to America!
Posted by: Independent George at March 31, 2017 01:51 PM (BDZWU)
Black- 28%
Hispanic- 22%"
From 2015 LGBT "hate violence" report at Anti-Violence Project (avp dot org).
That would be a fun conversation, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Call me Napoleon, Dammit! Can't you see the hat?!! at March 31, 2017 01:51 PM (/f1mm)
Im confused.
When you say "trans girl".... do you mean a gender fluid biological female that identifies as a man.??
But I don think that's right to use "girl" to describe a girl that identifies as a boy.
On the other hand... does "trans girl" mean a gender fluid biological boy that identifies as a girl. Bu then the trans really doesnt apply here because if you identify as a girl.... then just use the word "girl".
But if yo do that... there is no gender special asterisk label that allows you to pronounce to the rest of world your special little condition and demand for sympathy.
So.... I have a headache now.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 01:51 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 01:51 PM (fFfWq)
Unbelievable that, pre-PC, it was a mental illness, and now it's that someone ACTUALLY, LITERALLY is trapped in a body of the wrong gender.
The Emperor has no vagina!
Except how do they know? How would I know how a man feels?
Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 01:52 PM (Mc+44)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 01:52 PM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2017 01:47 PM (Mq0tM)
Or even to say how good it is...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 01:52 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 01:52 PM (nFwvY)
You are a unique and specially important being. The universe began at your birth and will never end and never die...just like you.
Your thought-patterns and gender-flux-status are highly specialized and completely original, far beyond the understanding of any human who has lived before or since. The universe pulses and pauses with your every text message. Your Tweets are medicinal. Your Instagram photos are enshrined in history.
You are Snowflake: TheNonconformista
Or a bugfuck crazy pathetic excuse for a person.
One of those.
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 01:52 PM (fLMbU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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I use NounPro Ver3.11
Works great under Vista.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2017 01:52 PM (ZO497)
31/03/17 13:57
Sean Spicer calls out Hillary staffer Evelyn Farkas for possible involvement in #LeakGate from WH podium. Lawyer up!
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 31, 2017 01:52 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 01:53 PM (9KUj4)
Yeah no, that's exactly the intent.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 31, 2017 01:53 PM (LTHVh)
Plait your hair, Felicity
Paint your nails, little Sally Joy
Put this wig on, little boy
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But if I say I am, I get it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 01:53 PM (493sH)
241 You know what is funny?
The Andy Griffith show re-runs. I watched this episode today. One of the gals (can I say gal?) who played one of Muds Women on StarTrek played a "sexy" con artist who Barney and Andy hold in their cell waiting for the state boys to pick up. She is slyly seducing Andy and Barney is a boob as usual. but, in the end, Andy doesnt fall for her. And, barney gets locked in the cell while trying to help her "open her jewely box" which has a stuck lock.
not that is funny and the gal knew how to be a sexy female in a tight skirt and knew how to walk in high heels. better than effing chapelle crud.
Posted by: havildar-major at March 31, 2017 01:42 PM (jpW6t)
Update characters to present:
Barney: beta minus male geek
Andy: trans-eunuch
Gal: empowered woman
Aunt Bee: dinosaur
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 31, 2017 01:53 PM (FtrY1)
Black- 28%
Hispanic- 22%"
What do the non-survivors report?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 01:53 PM (4Utw1)
Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 01:52 PM (Mc+44)
Clumsily and inexpertly, or so I've been told
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 01:53 PM (8nWyX)
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She so Big she wears Prescription underwear
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 31, 2017 01:53 PM (y3aQB)
Many of the tongue in cheek rules presented in that skit are solid advice for anyone, of any ethnicity, during a police encounter.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2017 01:53 PM (noWW6)
Unbelievable that, pre-PC, it was a mental illness, and now it's that someone ACTUALLY, LITERALLY is trapped in a body of the wrong gender.
The Emperor has no vagina!
Except how do they know? How would I know how a man feels?
Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 01:52 PM (Mc+44)
Reach down my pants and you'll find out.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 01:54 PM (0mRoj)
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What if I don't like them? Is it permissable to utilize antinouns?
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Can we use amateurnouns?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 01:51 PM
Since the opposite of a proton is an electron, the opposite of a pronoun is an electnoun.
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at March 31, 2017 01:54 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 01:54 PM (fLMbU)
Unless it's a Trans Am. They were awesome.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 01:54 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 01:50 PM (0mRoj)
===============
You just triggered me so hard...
Where's my safe space?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:51 PM (mC1ZI)
Right...down...here!
*gestures lewdly*
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 01:55 PM (0mRoj)
Silly me, I thought they belonged to the English language. Shows how much I know.
Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2017 01:39 PM (zoehZ)
Do these pronoun rules apply universally to all languages?
How do you say "Xer" in... lets say, Arabic?
A more technical question, in languages like Spanish, French, etc. were verbs are modified, dependent on the gender of a noun, how does this all work? Shall we begin a protest on behalf of dogs, which Spanish stubbornly refer to as masculine?
Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2017 01:55 PM (Mq0tM)
Hollywood in a nutshell.A guy is passed out on the floor in his own vomit and they're worried about pronouns.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 31, 2017 01:55 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 31, 2017 01:55 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 01:53 PM (4Utw1)
That's an interesting point. What formal checkmark/box do police and doctors assign on their reports?
Posted by: Call me Napoleon, Dammit! Can't you see the hat?!! at March 31, 2017 01:56 PM (/f1mm)
conforming to her made-up movement, but using his transphobic jokes as a
cover.
Ah, now that makes sense.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 01:56 PM (NOIQH)
****
I had a chick go off on a minor rant re the gender question on the DDHQ exit survey while in NH for the primaries last year.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 01:56 PM (nAp1e)
They were "overweight" girls....but they were doing Crossfit all the time. uh huh"
Similarly, there are two dads with huge bellies at my son's baseball practices always talking loudly about their current training for triathlons.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 31, 2017 01:56 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2017 01:56 PM (zZb/S)
How do you say "Xer" in... lets say, Arabic?
Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2017 01:55 PM (Mq0tM)
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"You'd be surprised at how little it comes up."
-Saudi Arabia
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:56 PM (mC1ZI)
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It's actually very simple:
A "trans" man = a woman
A "trans" woman = a man
You just have to realize the truth is the opposite of what is being asserted, much like how "social" justice has nothing to do with justice.
Posted by: Kensington at March 31, 2017 01:56 PM (Cw3TC)
Posted by: fixerupper
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Thus, my 254.
At the Womyn's March, there was a person waving a sign that said 'Trans Dykes'. WTFF?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2017 01:56 PM (ZO497)
Better than someone else's vomit!
Posted by: Hack Comedian at March 31, 2017 01:56 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Lou Reed at March 31, 2017 01:56 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2017 01:56 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: TransWarmers at March 31, 2017 01:57 PM (fLMbU)
Posted by: Max Power at March 31, 2017 01:57 PM (q177U)
#PompousDouchBag
Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2017 01:57 PM (WLK0w)
****
I had a chick go off on a minor rant re the gender question on the DDHQ exit survey while in NH for the primaries last year.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 01:56 PM (nAp1e)
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"Well that person seems reasonable, and I am now more inclined to believe what they tell me to believe."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:57 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 31, 2017 01:57 PM (LTHVh)
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Susan Oliver. rowr.
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at March 31, 2017 01:57 PM (5JlYa)
Not got a Dick... I'll either call you Her, or She.... or fucking insane....
Posted by: Don Q. at March 31, 2017 01:21 PM
To paraphrase Andrew Dice Clay, you either have dick, or you do not have dick....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2017 01:57 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 01:52 PM
BTDT. Trust me, it's better this way.
Posted by: Caitlyn at March 31, 2017 01:57 PM (DMUuz)
Let's figure out a cost benefit analysis on these fuckers.
Posted by: Sam at March 31, 2017 01:57 PM (S0Cig)
Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2017 01:55 PM (Mq0tM)
Every noun has a gender, and there is no sense or system in the distribution; so the gender of each must be learned separately and by heart. There is no other way. To do this one has to have a memory like a memorandum-book. In German, a young lady has no sex, while a turnip has. Think what overwrought reverence that shows for the turnip, and what callous disrespect for the girl.
Posted by: Mark Twain at March 31, 2017 01:58 PM (8nWyX)
Bitchin'!
****
I follow a few car tweeps, one of which is Mecum. It never fails that when I view their lots full of exquisite, exotic cars, it's the 70's/80's Trans Ams I like the best.
I'm such white trash.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 01:58 PM (nAp1e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:31 PM (mC1ZI)
You can't reason with people who are mentally ill. So don't expect a reasonable answer. Or reasonable behavior.
All of this gender fluidity BS is simply mental illness that the left has decided makes for useful idiots for control.
The Demand to cater to them started with the Demand that gays be treated as not only normal but bravely normal. To be copied and held up as victims long enslaved by heterosexual people. It wasn't enough that we were to simply leave them alone to congregate amongst themselves for relationships and do what they do in private, such as most heteros do. No, they had to be constantly on stage and portrayed as victims. No matter what heteros did to appease, it was never enough and so it became forbidden to ever disagree with the lifestyle, the homosexual act itself, and especially wth the indoctrination of children into believing homosexuality is not only normal but elevated above the typical human condition.
And like addicts, the left needs more and more victims to prove their case and amass their power to coerce, define, and regulate.
Posted by: Jen at March 31, 2017 01:58 PM (m8stq)
Posted by: The Media Suxs"
Nancy Allen looked good naked. Mmmm.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 31, 2017 01:58 PM (OD2ni)
Pro Tip: If it's "Trans" anything, just ignore it completely.
Not a good idea to ignore your trans axle if it's making funny noises
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 31, 2017 01:58 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 31, 2017 01:58 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2017 01:58 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2017 01:58 PM (WLK0w)
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"Nope."
-Amy Schumer
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:59 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Milennials at March 31, 2017 01:59 PM (Cw3TC)
Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 01:59 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: dagny
=====
You see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much ...
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 01:59 PM (fLMbU)
Posted by: Transgalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Colony at March 31, 2017 01:59 PM (DMUuz)
Just wait until I get my hands on that two timing Barney.
Posted by: Thelma Lou at March 31, 2017 01:59 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Grump
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It's a built-in function in NounPro Ver. 3.11
Use Alt+Shift+9, inserts the ASCII art. Cool!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2017 02:00 PM (ZO497)
Does this mean that we can all just go nuts (ahem) on these forms?
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 31, 2017 02:00 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 31, 2017 02:00 PM (LTHVh)
Dress up in dress and suck a dick, not a homo. Where pants and suck a dick, homo
Posted by: Sam at March 31, 2017 02:00 PM (S0Cig)
****
In Italian, there are clues, such as ending in an 'i' or 'a' but even those rules aren't strict. It's so stinking bizarre, and the biggest challenge I've faced while attempting to learn the language.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 02:00 PM (nAp1e)
A "trans" male = a man
A "trans" female = a woman
There, I fixed it for you."
============
Nope, not in Reality, sugar.
Posted by: Kensington at March 31, 2017 02:00 PM (Cw3TC)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2017 02:01 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: josephistan at March 31, 2017 02:01 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 02:00 PM (nAp1e)
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I think Italian is one language where the exceptions are really really rare.
o = masculine singular
i = masculine plural
a = feminine singular
e = feminine pluraly
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 02:01 PM (mC1ZI)
Social Justice works the same way.
Posted by: V the K at March 31, 2017 02:01 PM (O7MnT)
when I view their lots full of exquisite, exotic cars, it's the
70's/80's Trans Ams I like the best. I'm such white trash."
Screaming hood chickens FTW!
Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2017 02:01 PM (noWW6)
I have one question, which is a question I ask all the time, of many things.
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted by: Hack Comedian at March 31, 2017 02:02 PM (u0s1P)
If that isn't an analogy for something or other, I don't know what is.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 31, 2017 02:02 PM (yL25O)
Social Justice works the same way.
Posted by: V the K at March 31, 2017 02:01 PM (O7MnT)
=================
That's why SJW's love Islam so much!
They love all the same jokes!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 02:02 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 31, 2017 02:02 PM (QtQaN)
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*blink*
*blink*
Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 02:02 PM (8XRCm)
A y-chromosome = male. No matter how much slicing and dicing you go through to mutilate you body.
Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 02:03 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 02:00 PM (nAp1e)
No such luck in German. Spanish also has the 'o' or 'a' ending that helps a lot - it's actually a really easy language to learn - but it also has some oddities where e.g. 'potato' and 'pope' are the same word with different gender pronouns.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 02:03 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Sam at March 31, 2017 02:00 PM
What about chaps?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at March 31, 2017 02:03 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 02:03 PM (fFfWq)
Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 02:03 PM (Mc+44)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 02:03 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 31, 2017 02:02 PM (QtQaN)
================
And people say that the Libertarian spirit is dead.
"Jewish bakers should be forced to make Nazi cakes!"
-Gary Johnson
Ugh...nevermind...withdrawn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 02:03 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: April O'Neil at March 31, 2017 02:04 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2017 02:04 PM (zZb/S)
A "trans" male = a nut
A "trans" female = another nut
Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 02:03 PM (nFwvY)
Which are the ones trying to get theirs lopped off?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 02:04 PM (493sH)
Jerkoff motion with one hand.
Point other hand at head and twirl (universal sign for "crazy").
Posted by: wooga at March 31, 2017 02:04 PM (3I7wr)
Where's my safe space?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:51 PM (mC1ZI)
Right...down...here!
*gestures lewdly*
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 01:55 PM (0mRoj)
Reminds me of a joke of sorts from back in the Navy...we had just gone through some bullshit sexual harassment class and back in the barracks I imitated it by telling my roommates
"STOP!" *holds out hand*"Don't touch me there!" *Points to groin**Jumps onto rack, rolls on back, pulls knees up, points to ass*
"Diddle me, HERE!"
I probably didn't write this good enough but trust me, it was hilarious....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 02:05 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Hack Comedian at March 31, 2017 02:02 PM (u0s1P)
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Inanimate objects are often refered to she.
"See new rifle? Aint she a beut.??"
Animate objects of unkown gender are often refered to as "he".
"Awwww see that raccoon. Aint he cute??"
Dont ask me why.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 02:05 PM (8XRCm)
SUPPILULIUMA: *thinks* *shoots the Mitanni full of arrows* Looks like "inanimate".
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2017 02:05 PM (Cc/b5)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 02:04 PM (493sH)
Mounds, I think. Almond Joy is the other kind.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 02:05 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Now forbidden punch lines at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (QtQaN)
a trans "woman" = a man
a trans "man" = a woman
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (R+30W)
I am not a SJW. I'm just of this fucking camera.
Posted by: April the Giraffe at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 02:05 PM (jjaLl)
I guess you had to be there.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (0mRoj)
Jerkoff motion with one hand.
Point other hand at head and twirl (universal sign for "crazy").
Posted by: wooga at March 31, 2017 02:04 PM (3I7wr)
Mandela Funeral Sign Language Guy: Works for me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (493sH)
The "girl" says: "I identify as an immortal pan-sexual flying squirrel who lives in a worm-hole in space" (or words to that effect).
And the "guy" smiles hugely and says:
"Uhhhh, Hi! I'm mentally ill, too!"
Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (zKIA2)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (OD2ni)
i am *not*
Posted by: April O'Neil at March 31, 2017 02:04 PM (u0s1P)
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- MSM news reporter
- defends mutant turtles right for cis-equality
Nope, still stands
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (fFfWq)
Posted by: USNtakim at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (iMxBJ)
"See new rifle? Aint she a beut.??"
Animate objects of unkown gender are often refered to as "he".
"Awwww see that raccoon. Aint he cute??"
Dont ask me why.
Posted by: fixerupper
Has to do with fondling.
Gun - yes. You fondle the female.
Raccoon - no.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 02:07 PM (4Utw1)
Actually no. Most (70%) are straight men. 30% are gay men with Gender Identity disorder.
The noisy ones who want in to the women's restrooms, etc? Straight men with paraphilias (fetishes). THAT is why it's not safe. If they were effeminate gay men, it wouldn't be a problem. But they aren't homosexuals, they are straight men who want sex with women while they pretend to be women.
Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 02:07 PM (Mc+44)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 02:07 PM (SIY7D)
- defends mutant turtles right for cis-equality
Nope, still stands
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (fFfWq)
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Star of adult films.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 02:07 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: April O'Neil at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Now forbidden punch lines at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (QtQaN)
-- Every person in the world has opinions. Obviously. Always have, always will.
-- Every person thinks his or her opinion is the correct and/or best opinion. Always have, always will.
-- In theory, therefore, everyone's opinion is of equal value or significance in an overall group/social setting, since everyone "votes for" their own opinion as being the most important. Consequently. everyone else's opinion is unimportant.
-- In practice, however, some people's opinions are more important than other people's opinions, because some people have:
+ physical dominance or power
+ are deemed "experts" or "smart"
+ have political or social power.
Which brings us to the current situation, and my mystification.
Who cares about the opinions of affronted SJW feminists? And I don't mean that as a rhetorical question: I really want to who actually cares what these people think. Because I sure as hell don't care. And 90% of Americans not only don't care what these SJW feminists think, but they are unaware of what they think.
Of the remaining 10% of Americans who are aware what SJW feminists think, half of us are only paying attention to their opinions in order to mock them and hate them. And the other half are themselves SJW feminists with the same opinions.
Thus, as far as I can tell, it's a closed ecosystem in which the only people who know about and care about the opinions of SJW feminists are other SJW feminists.
If that's the case, then aren't they beneath mockery -- so inconsequential as to not even merit debunking?
And yet, despite all this, on a daily basis the media seems to act as if the opinions of some esoteric clique of mentally ill brats -- who have no physical dominance, no expertise, no political power -- are somehow Extremely Important and Need To Be Obeyed.
Why?
Why?????????
Someone please clarify.
Posted by: zombie at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (DQ4Fv)
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Wouldnt that make them trans dykes???
Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: April O'Neil at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (u0s1P)
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NBC Confirms Obama Administration Officials Saved Trump-Russia Probe Docs | Zero Hedge
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (y3aQB)
- defends mutant turtles right for cis-equality
Nope, still stands
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (fFfWq)
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Star of adult films.
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Bisexual - g/g
Ha! still stands
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (fFfWq)
4% of the violence from 0.5% of the population seems like something that might need to be protested and vocally addressed, doesn't it?
Posted by: Call me Napoleon, Dammit! Can't you see the hat?!! at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (/f1mm)
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-with-penguins
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (mf5HN)
Or sexual predators.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 02:09 PM (4Utw1)
70's/80's Trans Ams I like the best. I'm such white trash
I own an absolutely pristine 1966 El Camino.
Are we done here?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 31, 2017 02:09 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 02:10 PM (nFwvY)
-- Every person in the world has opinions. Obviously. Always have, always will.
-- Every person thinks his or her opinion is the correct and/or best opinion. Always have, always will.
Opinions are like assholes.
Everyone has one.
They usually stink.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 02:10 PM (4Utw1)
4% of the violence from 0.5% of the population seems like something that might need to be protested and vocally addressed, doesn't it?
Posted by: Call me Napoleon, Dammit! Can't you see the hat?!! at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (/f1mm)
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"Yeah...if statistics were straight up racist. My professor told me so. No, my gender studies professor. I've never taken a statistics class. Why do you ask?"
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 02:10 PM (mC1ZI)
- defends mutant turtles right for cis-equality
Nope, still stands.
I'm not angry. IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: April O'Neil at March 31, 2017 02:11 PM (u0s1P)
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-with-penguins
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (mf5HN)
"In three of the four recorded incidents the seal let the penguin go. But on one of the more recent occasions, the seal killed and ate the penguin after trying to mate with it."
o_O
Go to hell, nature.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 02:11 PM (8nWyX)
Because the upset is funded by George Soros and people like Jennifer Pritzker. Politics is downstream of culture. Change the culture and you eventually get legislation to follow it. It advances the state as in the left state, the far left utopia. Most of the cultural push is for those thing that break down the building blocks of western culture. They have to do that to level the field for global redistribution.
Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 02:11 PM (Mc+44)
Posted by: Fritz at March 31, 2017 02:12 PM (2Mnv1)
********
This is an insult to China.
Posted by: Xi--not Xer at March 31, 2017 02:12 PM (fi5nC)
- defends mutant turtles right for cis-equality
Nope, still stands.
I'm not angry. IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: April O'Neil at March 31, 2017 02:11 PM (u0s1P)
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Touche. Exception noted.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 02:12 PM (fFfWq)
- April (@ReignOfApril) March 22, 2017
SO, is he rape-phobic, too?
Maybe the rape culture she's talking about is that island where they have free-for-all gang-rape holiday once a year?
BTW, nice to hear that RainOfApril has grown. We were worried for a while.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 02:12 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: V the K at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (O7MnT)
o_O
Go to hell, nature.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 02:11 PM (8nWyX)
Australia is involved in this somehow. I'm not sure how, but it must be.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Max Power at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (q177U)
It's hilariously earnest. I can't wait for Photoshops.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (3J/LN)
Then add more acts of contrition/submission ... repeat till Sharia/PC is the law of the land. It works for many groups using the guilt trip as leverage.
There is usually some Orwellian terminology involved ... in this case "not because of our demand to be respected, but because of what that demand says about his own fragile gender identity." Meaning if he mocks the confused trans guy, he is transphobic and probably gay/trans himself. Sure, what else could it possibly mean, to mock a guy in a dress?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (TmCOq)
o_O
Go to hell, nature.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 02:11 PM (8nWyX)
Australia is involved in this somehow. I'm not sure how, but it must be.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (mf5HN)
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Are we sure that Florida Man didn't have a hand in this?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (mC1ZI)
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-with-penguins
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (mf5HN)
Huh. Penguin getting raped by seal.
I just can't even anymore.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (PY9jH)
Ha ha ha ha ha *clapter*
Posted by: Every joke at the SJW Comedy Hour at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (QtQaN)
http://tinyurl.com/m5u2o9u
Seals and penguins. Yeah.
--
400 I'm just going to leave this here for the Horde.
Jinx.
Posted by: April O'Neil at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (u0s1P)
Ive post this before, but it bears repeating.
We've reached a point in our culture where gender is whatever an individual says it is..... but gay people are only born that way.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 02:14 PM (8XRCm)
Go to hell, nature.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 02:11 PM (8nWyX)
Eat a buffet of dicks, jungle!
Posted by: Sterling Archer at March 31, 2017 02:14 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (0mRoj)
Yeah, I guess so....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 02:14 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Mega at March 31, 2017 02:14 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2017 02:15 PM (Cc/b5)
Are we sure that Florida Man didn't have a hand in this?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (mC1ZI)
Ohhhh this is an excellent question.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:15 PM (mf5HN)
I just can't even anymore.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (PY9jH)
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Well.... that's nothing.
Lost all my tranny fluid cuz I blew a seal.
**rimshot**
Posted by: Evinrude - The Gender Confused Dragonfly at March 31, 2017 02:15 PM (8XRCm)
I LOVE the screaming hood chickens!
https://www.mecum.com/search/
BTW, to firm up my white trash bona fides, if I could walk on to a lot and walk off with any used car, it would probably be a 70's/early 80's 'vette.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 02:15 PM (nAp1e)
She was Captain Pike's chick on Star Trek, correct? Rowr is right.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (OD2ni)
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I only remember she went full green. You never go full green. Not around Shatner.
And yeah, the camera was not kind to her. She was kind to the camera.
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at March 31, 2017 02:16 PM (5JlYa)
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 02:16 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (mf5HN)
Australia wants to rape or kill everything.
Speaking of killing, an asteroid is going to miss earth by > < much tomorrow (April Fool's Day).
Probably a SMOD offspring taunting us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:16 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (rF0hx)
the opinions of some esoteric clique of mentally ill brats -- who have
no physical dominance, no expertise, no political power -- are somehow
Extremely Important and Need To Be Obeyed.
Why?
WHy? Because they want to convince the 90% of us that their and their gang's opinions are the mainstream, the normal; that we are the abnormal that must be taught to think/talk/act correctly to accommodate them.
The MSM are SJWers with bylines.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (u0s1P)
400 I'm just going to leave this here for the Horde.
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-with-penguins
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (mf5HN)
Correspondence course
Posted by: Rapey Dolphins Online University at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (v1g1+)
Or sexual predators.Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 02:09 PM (4Utw1)
Many autogynphiliacs are sexual predators. Paraphilias indicated sexual issues including violent ones. Why people think that mentally disturbed men who get aroused by being seen as women by women in a woman's room is safe is beyond me. Would they think in any other situation that arousing the guy with the fetish would lead to non aggressive behavior?
Even for normal guys, if I put on a shortie neglige etc and paraded around the house (when there wasn't a hockey game on) it wouldn't make my husband LESS sexually aggressive.
They aren't logical.
Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (Mc+44)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (PNcou)
http://www.theonion.com/article/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-white-house-dri-2718
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (mf5HN)
Are we done here?
***
Nah. Those aren't white trash.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (nAp1e)
The very idea that one "owns" pronuns abot oneself is absurd. You "own" I, me, and my. ANd whatever words you say about others.
Everyone else "owns" what comes out of their own goddamned mouth.
Posted by: imp at March 31, 2017 02:18 PM (OKpiK)
Are we done here?
***
Nah. Those aren't white trash.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (nAp1e)
Wait, what?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (PY9jH)
I own an absolutely pristine 1966 El Camino.Are we done here?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 31, 2017 02:09 PM (H5rtT)
It's a shame it's not a 69
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (mC1ZI)
"C'mon down to the Island of Doctor Moron & watch a dugong rape a gator!"
Posted by: josephistan at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (vRcUp)
People LOVE being told what the fuck to do.
Posted by: Mega at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (hHFOx)
BTW, to firm up my white trash bona fides, if I could walk on to a lot and walk off with any used car, it would probably be a 70's/early 80's 'vette.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 02:15 PM (nAp1e)
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It's not a pickup you're driving off the lot, or a Trans Am, you ain't a redneck.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (hdpay)
It's been a while -- I wonder if Dave Chappelle will join us for an interview and a round of "Spot the Tranny"?
Posted by: Louder With Crowder at March 31, 2017 02:20 PM (v1g1+)
Dave, you're going to be made to care about pronouns and shit.
You just need to make sure that they don't like it when you're made to care.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 31, 2017 02:20 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Seal at March 31, 2017 02:20 PM (WYwks)
It must have been in Florida. Anyhow, he says he feeds them well before he swims with them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:20 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:16 PM (PY9jH)
The taunting, always with the taunting.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (mf5HN)
BTW, to firm up my white trash bona fides, if I could walk on to a lot and walk off with any used car, it would probably be a 70's/early 80's 'vette.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 02:15 PM (nAp1e)
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It's not a pickup you're driving off the lot, or a Trans Am, you ain't a redneck.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (Fmupd)
No trailer park love for the IROC?
Posted by: josephistan at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (PNcou)
I'm totally stealing this.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (5JlYa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (3hIZX)
Spot was not a tranny!
Posted by: See Dick Run (An Allegory Concerning Veneral Disease) at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
Tomorrow is Saturday. maybe I'll get......lucky.
Posted by: Shamu at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (326rv)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (hdpay)
Mika and Joe are convinced Spicer has psychological issues.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:22 PM (PY9jH)
And this is the crux of the cisgender problem -- cis people's tendency to center themselves in the transgender experience. These aren't your pronouns. They belong to the person you're addressing.
So, the demented perverts have a problem with pronouns but they don't have anything to say about "motherfucker"? The guy in the dress probably would have preferred to be addressed as "fatherfucker", but then there's that problem the perverts have even with the words "mother" and "father" ...
And I love their idea that pronouns "belong" to someone. Speaking of which, if you want to know what's really annoying, this "cis" bullshit is really annoying. They are trying to make normal sound abnormal ... and then they whine about pronouns.
These people really have to be laughed back into the closets where they belong.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 02:22 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Seal at March 31, 2017 02:20 PM (WYwks)
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the dolphins made me cry
Posted by: Hootie at March 31, 2017 02:22 PM (5JlYa)
And that hash somehow adds a disturbing element to this......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 02:22 PM (jjaLl)
People LOVE being told what the fuck to do.
Posted by: Mega at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (hHFOx)
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Especially Americans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 02:22 PM (mC1ZI)
Training Day was on last night and the 1979 Monte Carlo that Denzel drives is like a co-star in the movie.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 31, 2017 02:23 PM (OD2ni)
Now we're gettin' somewhere.
Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 02:23 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (vRcUp)
I've read a lot of Dr. Paul McHugh who was the head of psychiatry at Johns Hopkins and who the left screams is "discredited" because they don't like what he says. I've read a lot of the scholarly medical articles on the subject. Some of the case studies are wild. It's also impt to know the difference between the straight men who are trans and the Gender Identity Disorder patients. Vastly different pathologies. I'll have to look to see if I've read Blanchard.
Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 02:23 PM (Mc+44)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (hdpay)
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Look at all the newsie's faces. They're definitely not liking how all of this is unfolding.
Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 02:23 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2017 02:23 PM (Cc/b5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 02:24 PM (3hIZX)
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Ahem. See my confessed love for the Trans Am, above. I wouldn't choose one from a lot because I am not worthy to own one.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 02:24 PM (nAp1e)
But they (or those pushing PC law/sharia/etc) DO have power. People get fired, or don't get funding for climate denialism. The woman set up the draw Muhammad day long ago went into hiding, and when Geller did it (Dallas?) shooters tried to kill her. They force people to make wedding cakes/pizzas, hire the right percent of "minorities", add 300 points to certain SAT scores ... it is all real life forced submission already in effect.
The social networks are already enforcing their PC codes as well.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2017 02:24 PM (TmCOq)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (hdpay)"
Peter Daou is actually whining on Twitter that the WH press goes too easy on Spicer.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 31, 2017 02:24 PM (OD2ni)
I remember doing some early computer work for a car dealer and hearing the words and saying WTF? Is that a thing I need to put in this database?
Yeah. It was important.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 31, 2017 02:24 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: simplemind at March 31, 2017 02:24 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:24 PM (PY9jH)
At any rate, if I must accept whatever pronoun they demand I use (and deny my lying eyes), why stop there?
If pronouns are anchored to no actual real-world, objective definition--then nouns and verbs are also set free.
To wit:
These people are insane tyrants who ought to be shot in the head at dawn = I love you forever and ever.
Posted by: RoyalOil at March 31, 2017 02:24 PM (ZQpd0)
>>439 I'm really confused about whether to steal this.
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (PNcou)
I'm totally stealing this.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (5JlYa)
Zoinks! Too late! I already stole it and crammed it up my vagina!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 02:24 PM (jjaLl)
o_O
Go to hell, nature.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 02:11 PM (8nWyX)
++++
The seals have embraced the "Gas, grass, or cash" philosophy. Nobody hangs on their rock for free.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2017 02:25 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: josephistan at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (7HtZB)
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I had one of those, even though my name is not Tony or Vito.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 02:25 PM (JWLcI)
"Let me now turn to explaining why we assess that the Russian government was likely behind this activity.
In order to make such an assessment, we reviewed and compared intrusion methodologies and tools, malware or authored exploits and use of shared personnel.
We also examined forensic details that were left behind, such as the specific IP addresses or email addresses from spear phishing attacks, file names, MD5 hashes,
timestamps, custom functions, encryption algorithms, or backdoors that may have command and control IP addresses or domain names embedded.
***The size of the infrastructure, the targeted information, the amount of malware and the totality of the sophistication, suggests a long-term, well-resourced espionage campaign in which Russia is the benefactor. "
I'm just an Ignoramus, but it reads like they're saying it looks like the Russians, therefore it must be the Russians
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 02:25 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: You Know You Want This at March 31, 2017 02:25 PM (v1g1+)
I'm shocked we haven't heard from The Chicken on this burning issue.
"Oh God. It's catching on."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 31, 2017 02:25 PM (H5rtT)
Go to hell, nature.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 02:11 PM
What does the Empress keep telling us about Outside...?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2017 02:25 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: zombie at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (DQ4Fv)
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The reason it matters is that the loonies, centered mainly in academia, set the dogma for the ruling class.
Their articles of faith are propagated through the education system and are incorporated into laws and rules governing civil society.
Unisex locker rooms at the public swimming pool.
Endless re-education camps for workers and students and even military.
Constant vigilance through HR departments.
Children taught to be utterly confused by sex.
Children drugged and even butchered.
The list goes on and on.
The inmates are running the asylum.
That's why we have to listen to them.
*sigh*
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 31, 2017 02:25 PM (hCoZK)
HT - homosexual transsexuals. They feel guilty about their homosexuality and think it will be excusable if they are "really" women. They transition young and tend to be more convincing.
AT - autogynephilic transsexuals. They are heterosexual men aroused by the thought of being women. They have typically been married, with kids, transition later in life, and are usually unconvincing.
Bonus question: which type is Caitlyn Jenner?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 02:25 PM (vRcUp)
A buddy of mine had one in high school before he wrapped it around a tree. It was great at going fast in a straight line, turning not so much. Thus, tree.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2017 02:26 PM (/tuJf)
***
I was 22 when I dated a guy who had a brand new, bright blue IROC. It was actually the first car that made me notice car design. I remember noting things such as how the wheels and stripe and other elements lined up, style-wise.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 02:26 PM (nAp1e)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 02:26 PM (3hIZX)
>>439 I'm really confused about whether to steal this.
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (PNcou)
I'm totally stealing this.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (5JlYa)
Zoinks! Too late! I already stole it and crammed it up my vagina!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 02:24 PM (jjaLl)
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Thank you for not stealing me.
Posted by: Barbie at March 31, 2017 02:26 PM (fFfWq)
>>439 I'm really confused about whether to steal this.
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (PNcou)
I'm totally stealing this.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (5JlYa)
Zoinks! Too late! I already stole it and crammed it up my vagina!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 02:24 PM (jjaLl)
Why your own? Are you an only child?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 31, 2017 02:26 PM (5JlYa)
what is it with those wacky germans?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 31, 2017 02:26 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 02:26 PM (9KUj4)
477 Monkeys raping deer, seals raping penguins.....where will it all end?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:24 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Dogs & Cats Sleeping Together! Mass Hysteria! at March 31, 2017 02:27 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Benji Carver
Every day that Sean Spicer doesn't pull a reverse Budd Dwyer on the assembled press corpse, I wonder why?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 31, 2017 02:27 PM (ZFUt7)
We lived in a trailer park when John's company moved us to Missouri because there was *no* other temporary housing (the pipeliners were working that area and had bought up or rented everything). Never seen so many new cars in my life. People coming into the food pantry for assistance had new cars. I suspect it said a lot about their priorities, but we managed to find a house and moved out before I could figure out what that was.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2017 02:27 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 02:27 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: The blowfish at March 31, 2017 02:27 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 31, 2017 02:27 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Blown Marg...erines at March 31, 2017 02:29 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: The Purple Headed Monstser at March 31, 2017 02:29 PM (lwKRt)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 02:25 PM (vRcUp)
A loony
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 02:29 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 31, 2017 02:26 PM (5JlYa)
LOL!!! I'm stealing this, too!!!!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 02:29 PM (jjaLl)
Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Posted by: T.S. Eliot at March 31, 2017 02:29 PM (u0s1P)
HT - homosexual transsexuals. They feel guilty about their homosexuality and think it will be excusable if they are "really" women. They transition young and tend to be more convincing.
AT - autogynephilic transsexuals. They are heterosexual men aroused by the thought of being women. They have typically been married, with kids, transition later in life, and are usually unconvincing.
Bonus question: which type is Caitlyn Jenner?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 02:25 PM (vRcUp)
Neither. At this point, Bruce Jenner is just a transvestite.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 02:30 PM (zc3Db)
has definitely taken top place in the worst ways to die sweepstakes.
Thanks for your contribution, Seals!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 31, 2017 02:30 PM (NyJwR)
Jenner is an autogynaphiliac. Evidenced by the fact that he still has his penis to have sex with women among other things.
Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 02:30 PM (Mc+44)
500 (...btw "cis" comes from the latin for "on the side of", e.g. "cisalpine".)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 31, 2017 02:27 PM (WTSFk)
You've got a lot of Gaul to mention that.
Posted by: Veni, Vidi, Vici at March 31, 2017 02:30 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:30 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Thai Ladyboys at March 31, 2017 02:31 PM (AOrEZ)
AT - autogynephilic transsexuals. They are heterosexual men aroused by the thought of being women. They have typically been married, with kids, transition later in life, and are usually unconvincing.
Norman: I don't know about this. I better ask mother
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 02:31 PM (493sH)
Did you ever shoot a dog with a compound bow? Were you a reliable source for Class 3 narcotics? Did you smoke Newports? Did your "old lady" have a tattoo of a dolphin on her ankle or a barbed-wire tramp-stamp? Was there a non-functioning gas grill on the "porch" of your trailer? Did you ever "just quit that fukken' [Denny's/Autozone/Earl Scheib/Servicemaster] job?"
Because if the answer to any of the above is "No," then your ownership of an IROC is suspect.
Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)
Why?????????
Someone please clarify.
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Norman! Coordinate!
Posted by: Alice 288 at March 31, 2017 02:31 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Iceland at March 31, 2017 02:31 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 02:27 PM (nFwvY)
Really comes down to that, don't it?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 02:31 PM (aMlLZ)
143 I've grown too much.
Posted by: Schadenboner at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (vtcmf)
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Genius!
Posted by: The Purple Headed Monstser at March 31, 2017 02:29 PM (lwKRt)
Achtung!!
Posted by: Turgid German Helmet at March 31, 2017 02:31 PM (jjaLl)
Don't like Dave Chappelle's material? Don't buy a friggin' ticket to his show!!
Posted by: Bill R. at March 31, 2017 02:31 PM (jKUeC)
you might want to check out gilda radner's bit, "let's talk dirty to the animals". it's from her stand-up show and it's very good (available on youtube).
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 31, 2017 02:32 PM (WTSFk)
What the hell, man!
i just sing sexy songs and have horrible acne scars.
Raping penguins?!?!?!?!
Lawyer up, bitches. I'm coming for you.
Posted by: Seal at March 31, 2017 02:32 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:30 PM (PY9jH)
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Well.... where the hell were those Sea Shepherds ????
Posted by: Evinrude - The Gender Confused Dragonfly at March 31, 2017 02:32 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 02:33 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 02:33 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: dagny
He has trouble stopping to bleed? Maybe homophyliac?
It's all so confusing.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 31, 2017 02:33 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Iceland at March 31, 2017 02:33 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)
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The only one I can cop to on that list is smoking Newports.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 02:33 PM (JWLcI)
Rings a bell.
I did this recently. I knew it was a man in women's clothes and makeup, but by mistake I said "he" with him standing next to me. I was relaying something she/he said to me to someone else.
He/she corrected me. And I quickly corrected myself, by saying "she." Not in any angry or antagonistic way.
But, then I did it again, instinctively. And he/she corrected me again.
I said, "sorry, he...."
I meant no offense. My brain naturally computed a man with big @$$ arms and tattoos, a man towering over me with a man face and man neck and man body as a man.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2017 02:34 PM (0mz2+)
Posted by: Lord Sir x"
If somebody could figure out a way to hook them up with millions of young Chinese men without any female prospects it would solve two problems at the same time.
Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2017 02:34 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:30 PM (PY9jH)
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Just think - when the AGW crowd succeeds in shutting down energy production, we can go back to whaling for oil to fuel our lamps! Harpoon-ready jobs, baby!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 02:34 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Iceland at March 31, 2017 02:33 PM (u0s1P)
Put something on, you'll get really cold in that part of the world
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 02:34 PM (493sH)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 02:34 PM (PNcou)
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Stealing this - sorry amigo.
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at March 31, 2017 02:34 PM (fFfWq)
>>>Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 02:27 PM (nFwvY)
Really comes down to that, don't it?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 02:31 PM (aMlLZ)
Okay .... who's going to take one (or a couple of million) for the team? Just lie back and think of
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 02:34 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 31, 2017 02:34 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Ahab at March 31, 2017 02:35 PM (gbWkA)
There's some seals that are about to be in a world of hurt... just sayin'!
Posted by: Coca-Cola Guzzling Polar Bears & Bestest Buddies with Penguins at March 31, 2017 02:35 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 31, 2017 02:36 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: buzzsaw90
Can't believe Amy went unused for 439 comments. But we're making up for it now.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 02:36 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 02:36 PM (gbWkA)
I believe this answers a lot of questions.
http://bit.ly/2nTbFV7
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 02:36 PM (nAp1e)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 31, 2017 02:36 PM (WTSFk)
And yet, despite all this, on a daily basis the media seems to act as if the opinions of some esoteric clique of mentally ill brats -- who have no physical dominance, no expertise, no political power -- are somehow Extremely Important and Need To Be Obeyed.
Why?
Why?????????
Posted by: zombie at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (DQ4Fv)
I'll take a crack at it.
- The Left is a collective, they are all in the same club, and would feel lost if they somehow were cast out.
- Many in the media, especially online, consider themselves to be part of this club.
- The Club has a rule: you care, or pretend to care, about what the Club has decided is important, and if we all do it, that gives us power that we can use to push everybody around and feel important.
Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2017 02:37 PM (iMxBJ)
Just like it used to bug me chain smokers who smoked all day (in my face) while working construction, no one needs nor deserves constant gratification the entire time they are awake. There should be a break time where you get the reward of a cigarette, when I can choose not to be present, and sexual dirty-talk time where the man in a dress gets pretend he's a girl and his partner treats him like one. But I don't have to be present for that kinky-time either. One of the left's biggest bullshit acts is forcing the rest of us to take part in their sex play and being in your face about their deviant acts. I think America is pretty tolerant about 'behind closed doors' doing whatever consenting adults want, but the left wants us all to not only tolerate but participate in their sexual kinky talk.
Good for Chapelle for refusing to play along. It's as bad as people who expose themselves for sexual gratification. They are forcing you to take part in their deviancy, and that itself gets them off. Don't play along. Fuck them.
Posted by: docweasel at March 31, 2017 02:38 PM (4+Wfi)
hmmm
Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 02:39 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 02:39 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
I reckon it a mark of just how white trash one can be that, until Bill Clinton and the following asstro turfstorm, around where I live I'd never even heard that El Caminos were white trash.
But damn, did we ever make up for that.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 31, 2017 02:40 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 02:41 PM (gbWkA)
I only remember she went full green. You never go full green. Not around Shatner.
And yeah, the camera was not kind to her. She was kind to the camera.
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Wait. There were two Orion Slave girls? The one I remember was Yvonne Craig.
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2017 03:00 PM (Pqytn)
Unless it's a Trans Am. They were awesome.
Bitchin'!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 31, 2017 01:55 PM
No no no, the Camaro was bitchin'!
Posted by: The Dead Milkmen at March 31, 2017 03:21 PM (XRxxn)
***************
So the JEF smokes because he is a fag? I KNEW IT!
Posted by: torabora at March 31, 2017 03:23 PM (HUXtR)
Indeed.
Posted by: gobagoo at March 31, 2017 03:27 PM (A/saJ)
That statement alone tells me we are not dealing with a rational perspective.
Posted by: Rick67 at March 31, 2017 04:04 PM (SDC/U)
She had green hair, but damn, she looked good
I took her to my house, cause she was fine
Then she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
-Afroman, "Crazy Rap Volume 1"
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at March 31, 2017 04:12 PM (3beF7)
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