Sean Spicer Tells Agenda-Soaked Progressive Troll April Ryan She Has an Agenda; Her Agenda-Filthy "Reporter" Sisters Line Up to Defend Her

April D. Ryan was one of the few people in the world actually impressed by Rachel Maddow's Trump-taxes debacle -- she eagerly seized on the (silly) idea that because Trump's income in 2005 was only $250 million (before a $100 million write-down), that means he's clearly not a billionaire 12 years later.

She had previously covered herself in glory by getting into a public spat with her former friend Omarosa Manigault (of Apprentice infamy, and I can't believe that yeah, she's now at the White House) and then claiming that Omarosa had "intimidated" her.

So obviously, she's agenda-free.

While Spicer was trying to ~~explain~~ mansplain to her something her female brain just couldn't grasp, she kept shaking her head to refuse the mansplanation before he could manclude his pungent, musky manswer, and he told her to stop womanshaking her head -- a vicious, sexist pre-emptive shejection of Sean Spicer's Personal Truth -- and that her femmegenda was obvious.

This then caused some shemotional poutrage from the usual sispects.

Video of the heated sexchange below.

If you want to know why @AprilDRyan just tweeted “Lawd!!!!” — this is why. Watch the whole thing. pic.twitter.com/qIfXznVKL8
— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) March 28, 2017

I don't know why I'm writing like this either. I'm trying to mantertain myself. It's very himpowering.

Bonerous Link: MRC has more of April D. Ryan's fembarrassing vagenda.

Posted by: Ace at 05:52 PM

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1 I find your post Mantertaining, its Mascuform is he-riffic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2017 05:46 PM (39g3+)

2 After she beclowned herself over Trump's taxes she made her twitter private.

Because she's a strong and brave woman.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 28, 2017 05:46 PM (FqgrG)

3 Piss on all Democrats.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2017 05:46 PM (mpXpK)

4 Woman is a B**ch...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2017 05:47 PM (O2RFr)

5 I'd call on her every press conference, the stupid is strong with that one.

Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2017 05:47 PM (zZb/S)

6 Shemotional

That's golden, Jerry!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 05:47 PM (LTHVh)

7 But don't piss on them if they are on fire.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2017 05:47 PM (mpXpK)

8 I saw Shemotional Poutrage open for L7 at Lillith Fair!

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2017 05:48 PM (MmiC2)

9 We still don't understand why Hillary lost?

Posted by: The Journalism Smart Set, with Just the Facts Xa'am at March 28, 2017 05:48 PM (wx6iv)

10 It's a mantastic post, Ace. Don't be mantimidated into taking it down.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 28, 2017 05:48 PM (uuwor)

11 The penis mightier!

Posted by: Sean Connery at March 28, 2017 05:48 PM (LTHVh)

12 April's 15 minutes are up. That bitch should drop the baby giraffe and be done with it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2017 05:48 PM (8ZskC)

13 Yesterday she was badgering Spicer for a comment on the racist who went to NYC and stabbed a black dude. Because that apparently is not a local story unlike the rape of a 14 year old girl by two illegals which NBC will not cover.

But no agendas here.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2017 05:48 PM (/tuJf)

14 April looks like she's retaining water.

A lot of water.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2017 05:48 PM (MmiC2)

15 I watched that. It was hilarious.

Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at March 28, 2017 05:49 PM (FAo3p)

16 What is "Lawd!!!" suppose to mean?

Posted by: WisRich at March 28, 2017 05:49 PM (hdpay)

17 But no agendas here.

Don't call on her...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2017 05:49 PM (O2RFr)

18 He only made $250 million in 2005, so he can't be a billionaire.

Math is hard.

Posted by: therealobladioblada at March 28, 2017 05:49 PM (WVxCU)

19 April is made of lawd?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2017 05:49 PM (IqV8l)

20 It doesn't take much for them to get their panties in a bunch.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 28, 2017 05:50 PM (xPl2J)

21 >>What is "Lawd!!!" suppose to mean?

Lawdy lawdy, we likes to party.

Posted by: Snoop Dogg at March 28, 2017 05:50 PM (MmiC2)

22 CNN: We have always been at war with Eastasia

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 28, 2017 05:50 PM (Nwg0u)

23 commie cvnt all upset about being a lying, conniving, bitch. must be tuesday. wgaf? fuckin jack in the box.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2017 05:50 PM (KP5rU)

24 Her seat should be replaced by Michelle Malkin or Judge Janine...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2017 05:50 PM (O2RFr)

25 13
Yesterday she was badgering Spicer for a comment on the racist who went to NYC and stabbed a black dude

Didn't she also comment on the yuge rise in hate crimes since Trump became President? Of course not mentioning that most of them were hoaxes.

Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at March 28, 2017 05:50 PM (FAo3p)

26 Poutrage,

Golf clap sir, I wish I knew someone I could sell that too.

Posted by: DaveA at March 28, 2017 05:51 PM (FhXTo)

27 "What is "Lawd!!!" suppose to mean?

Posted by: WisRich at March 28, 2017 05:49 PM (hdpay) "

That she's auditioning to be on a jar of maple syrup?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 28, 2017 05:51 PM (uuwor)

28 Manswer...I like that.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 28, 2017 05:51 PM (+FSld)

29 Is it me, or does she look a lot like Mrs. Butterworth?

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2017 05:51 PM (MmiC2)

30 She's ALL IN!

Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2017 05:51 PM (48QDY)

31 Here's hoping the door hits her in the ass on the way out. Hard.

Posted by: Sewer Urchin at March 28, 2017 05:52 PM (B9OsQ)

32 Well I'm off to drink beer and watch mostly white guys beat on each other with sticks aka hockey. I may even scratch myself a time or two.

Things men like.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2017 05:52 PM (/tuJf)

33 >>>14 April looks like she's retaining water.

A lot of water.

...

she looks like she's retaining most of it in her fat accumulations.

Posted by: ace at March 28, 2017 05:52 PM (8rNrN)

34 "Lawd" is one of those things only black people are allowed to say, because White Privilege.

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at March 28, 2017 05:52 PM (adsVM)

35 She is suffering mental issues because her name is April and she was born on April fools day.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 28, 2017 05:52 PM (PX+kj)

36 "While Spicer was trying to explain mansplain to her something her female brain just couldn't grasp, she kept shaking her head to refuse the mansplanation . . . ."

That's a little known trick to resist the patriarchy. Also effective is covering ones ears and chanting, obama, obama, obama, . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2017 05:52 PM (GX63o)

37 Fat, looking like Okra Chinthree and ignorant is no way to go thru life April.

Work a salad in now and then, honey.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2017 05:52 PM (5VlCp)

38 I love Sean Spicer to bits

Posted by: @votermom's phone at March 28, 2017 05:53 PM (pmoFd)

39 Wow. She's a babbling fool.

If that is the cream of the press corps I need to recalibrate my contempt for the media.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2017 05:53 PM (rF0hx)

40 >>>10 It's a mantastic post, Ace. Don't be mantimidated into taking it down.

mank you hairy much

Posted by: ace at March 28, 2017 05:53 PM (8rNrN)

41 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2017 05:49 PM (IqV8l)

golf clap.

Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2017 05:53 PM (48QDY)

42 All I see is a James Brown wig.

/self denounced

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 28, 2017 05:54 PM (+FSld)

43 "Lawd" is one of those things only black people are allowed to say, because White Privilege.

But "Holey Moses!!" is still available to the white folk, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2017 05:54 PM (8ZskC)

44 That she's auditioning to be on a jar of maple syrup?

Yeah, exactly. This is one of the things that some blacks do that really annoys me, they turn all southern cotton picker as a response sometimes. "Land o' Goshen!"

Its like white guys who speak perfectly fine English then slip into the latest slang. "I'm woke as f***!" Shut up, douchebag.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2017 05:54 PM (39g3+)

45 I think a little Donald Trump is rubbing off on Sean.

I hope he comes up with some good nicknames for the usual suspects.

Posted by: rd at March 28, 2017 05:54 PM (iT57s)

46 32
Well I'm off to drink beer and watch mostly white guys beat on each
other with sticks aka hockey. I may even scratch myself a time or two.

Things men like.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2017 05:52 PM (/tuJf)

Tonight is episode one of Benn versus Benn for the first time ever in any organized sport. Montreal v Dallas.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at March 28, 2017 05:54 PM (7N6ox)

47 I'd call on her every press conference, the stupid is strong with that one.

Posted by: Jean

Yeah, he pretty much does.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 28, 2017 05:54 PM (ZFUt7)

48 She's a babbling fool.

And yet she persisted.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 05:54 PM (LTHVh)

49 I also liked how, when her own followers very politely tried to explain why worth != income she responded by calling them trolls.

That's the mark of keen intellect.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 28, 2017 05:55 PM (FqgrG)

50 48 She's a babbling fool.

And yet she persisted.

Okay, I laughed!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2017 05:55 PM (O2RFr)

51 Spicer was going to say "stop shaking your head and make me a sandwich" but decided the sandwich would be terrible, so he didn't.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2017 05:55 PM (4e+hS)

52 Male done, Ace!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2017 05:55 PM (GX63o)

53 Yesterday she was badgering Spicer for a comment on the racist who went to NYC and stabbed a black dude

My answer: "I missed that while I was looking for coverage on your network of the rape of the 14yo girl by assholes let in the country by Obama."

Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2017 05:55 PM (zZb/S)

54 At least April wasn't wearing her vagina on her head. So cut some slack mansters.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 28, 2017 05:55 PM (PX+kj)

55 I'm a lifelong Republican, but I am concerned that Mr. Spicer's attempts to denigrate and intimidate reporters will have a chilling effect on political discourse.

With all of the far-right extremists receiving press credentials, it is only fair that moderate journalists like Ms. Ryan have equal access.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at March 28, 2017 05:55 PM (ismre)

56 It's a mantastic post, Ace. Don't be mantimidated into taking it down.

It's almost like it was slow-simmered in whiskey and testosterone overnight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2017 05:56 PM (8ZskC)

57 Lawd femphasis hers.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at March 28, 2017 05:56 PM (7N6ox)

58 Okra Chinthree

I think I peed myself.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 05:56 PM (LTHVh)

59 I suspect that she'd like Spicer's mansplanation a lot more if it was beer battered and deep fried.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2017 05:56 PM (MmiC2)

60 mank you hairy much

Since your the proprietor you can start the full-bush v hardwood debate before 100 comments but ahead of longbow v crossbow also is pushing it.

Posted by: DaveA at March 28, 2017 05:56 PM (FhXTo)

61 "Mansplanation." "Himpowering." THIS is why I come to this place. Great stuff, Ace.

Posted by: fly gal at March 28, 2017 05:56 PM (8TdcF)

62 a brainstem is a terrible thing to waste, fatass. i see who will succeed nancy pelosi. when pelosi was elected, she was a 36d. now, she's a 46 long. s

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2017 05:56 PM (KP5rU)

63 "Omarosa Manigault (of Apprentice infamy, and I can't believe that yeah, she's now at the White House)"

I was wondering if Omarosa was going to be on the staff of Trump's loudly touted new "Office of American Innovation", which will "directly advise the President".

Well, no. Not that who they did pick was any improvement over Omarosa. The members of the OAI as announced are:

Ivanka's husband.
Two Goldman Sachs vampire squids.
An absurdly rich Ivy League college bro of Ivanka's husband.
The former CFO of Government Motors.
A guy who was a "policy advisor" to Mitch McClownhole.

Good golly gosh! I can't wait to get a load of the "innovation" coming out of that bunch!

Posted by: torquewrench at March 28, 2017 05:57 PM (noWW6)

64 they expect Trump to issue a daily mea culpa and take personally responsibility for all actions by anyone that can in any way be considered racist, sexist, or anti LGBWPTYA. Trump should also be giving Obama credit for anything good that happens in the next four (or eight) years.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 28, 2017 05:58 PM (b7fwp)

65 She kinda looks like Shrek's wife, no?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2017 05:58 PM (NOIQH)

66 Heh. Spicer stole my Russian salad dressing joke.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2017 05:58 PM (8ZskC)

67
Perhaps Spicer calls on her every day to educate the African American community about the source of the news and views they are exposed to.

To show them how gawdawful their representation is.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 28, 2017 05:58 PM (ZFUt7)

68 "Its like white guys who speak perfectly fine English then slip into the latest slang. "I'm woke as f***!" Shut up, douchebag.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2017 05:54 PM (39g3+) "

It would be like me speaking perfectly normally then going "Oy! What a meshuggah!"

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 28, 2017 05:59 PM (uuwor)

69 Isn't "Omarosa" one of them complicated submission moves used in mixed martial arts?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 28, 2017 05:59 PM (RwwCT)

70 it's going to be a long four years for them.

Didn't they learn that LifeTime TV for Women antics will no longer work?

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 28, 2017 05:59 PM (55//3)

71 Little boy from next door came over collecting money for the school. what happened to my property taxes? Why are they still collecting using 7 year old kids?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2017 05:59 PM (mpXpK)

72 Just #twoweeks and I drop this damned baby. Lawd.

Posted by: April D Giraffe at March 28, 2017 05:59 PM (Tyii7)

73 66
Heh. Spicer stole my Russian salad dressing joke.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2017 05:58 PM (8ZskC)

In Soviet Russia, joke steal you.

Posted by: Trumputin, Inc. at March 28, 2017 05:59 PM (GX63o)

74 YOU TALK TOO MUCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EheLN-MDzrA

Posted by: RUN DMC at March 28, 2017 06:00 PM (MmiC2)

75 TL/DR - Just tell me what my tattoo should say. My "Nevertheless, she persisted" tat needs some company...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2017 06:00 PM (NOIQH)

76 71
Little boy from next door came over collecting money for the school.
what happened to my property taxes? Why are they still collecting using 7
year old kids?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2017 05:59 PM (mpXpK)

What's the going rate for a 7 year old boy these days?

Posted by: Hairy Reed at March 28, 2017 06:00 PM (GX63o)

77 Little boy from next door came over collecting money for the school. what happened to my property taxes?

When he shows up with a mason jar, then it's time to worry.

Posted by: April D Giraffe at March 28, 2017 06:01 PM (Tyii7)

78 When does Maxine Waters join the pool?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2017 06:01 PM (IqV8l)

79 It would be like me speaking perfectly normally then going "Oy! What a meshuggah!"

Anybody that channels Jackie Mason is okay in my book.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2017 06:01 PM (39g3+)

80 She works for the American Urban Radio Network? That explains a lot.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 28, 2017 06:01 PM (qJhUV)

81 "Please stop shaking your head. The others can't hear what I'm saying over the rattling noise."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2017 06:01 PM (8ZskC)

82 She had previously covered herself in glory by getting into a public spat with her former friend Omarosa Manigault (of Apprentice infamy, and I can't believe that yeah, she's now at the White House) and then claiming that Omarosa had "intimidated" her."

"Intimidated her?" Omarosa is, like, one-fifth her size.

Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with &&&&&&& to burn and so there at March 28, 2017 06:01 PM (P8951)

83 Every time I call on her I want to shout "Who let the dogs out?!", but I don't think she would get it.

Posted by: Sean Spicer at March 28, 2017 06:03 PM (4e+hS)

84 She works for the American Urban Radio Network? That explains a lot

Is that Keith Urban or Pope Urban?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2017 06:03 PM (8ZskC)

85 73 You aint whistling Katyusha

Posted by: Peter Petrovich Konovnitsyn at March 28, 2017 06:03 PM (GPaiX)

86 My liberal-infested FB feed is like watching a beautiful flock of starlings form shapes in the sunset, chasing god knows what scarce nutrition is floating in the air. It's fascinating.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at March 28, 2017 06:03 PM (1hhNr)

87 I will personally give Spicer fifty US dollars if he will open the next presser with "In a telephone conversation today, President Trump told President Putin that he will have more room for maneuver after the next election. Also, Secretary Tillerson will be pressing a plastic reset button with Foreign Minister Lavrov next week in Vienna. Everything will be fine now, journalists."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2017 06:03 PM (F0ZHr)

88 Keith Urban wouldn't put up with this crap

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2017 06:03 PM (39g3+)

89 Little boy from next door came over collecting money for the school.
what happened to my property taxes? Why are they still collecting using 7
year old kids?

Because when they pull a gun on you, they can't be tried as adults.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 28, 2017 06:04 PM (qJhUV)

90 The ironic thing is, neither Keith Urban nor Pope Urban would be qualified to work for the American Urban Radio Network.

Neither is urban enough.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2017 06:04 PM (8ZskC)

91 Some women just want to be, no, need to be, thumpted on the forehead with a mancock of truth.

Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2017 06:04 PM (MF/hn)

92 Er Karl Urban rather.

http://tinyurl.com/mnzmusw

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2017 06:04 PM (39g3+)

93 Wait, she's colored. Spicer was whitesplaining AND mansplaining!

Posted by: Jeanne del Norte blanco grande at March 28, 2017 06:04 PM (B9dAp)

94 Fuck an A!

Posted by: Killerdog at March 28, 2017 06:04 PM (RRAjl)

95 Bradd Jaffy looks like a pajama boy.

The two dd's don't help either. Is the second d to distinguish him from the Brad who was loved but got totaled? Or was his mother commemorating her bra size when she named him?

Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with &&&&&&& to burn and so there at March 28, 2017 06:05 PM (P8951)

96 I think Spicer manticipated that there would be some chicklash from this, but he persisted - mostly to mantagonize all the right people.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 28, 2017 06:05 PM (uuwor)

97 Muldoon will never forgive himself for missing this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 06:05 PM (LTHVh)

98 >>Little boy from next door came over collecting money for the school.

I just gave that boy three-fiddy yesterday!

Posted by: Chef's Dad at March 28, 2017 06:05 PM (MmiC2)

99 That cow is dumber than a me.

Posted by: a box of rocks at March 28, 2017 06:06 PM (osJCJ)

100 10 It's a mantastic post, Ace. Don't be mantimidated into taking it down.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 28, 2017 05:48 PM (uuwor)

Shouldn't that be, "femtimidated?"

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 28, 2017 06:06 PM (V4Qfo)

101 Kids come by here fairly often from the high school fundraising for extracurricular stuff like ~~condoms and beer~~ cheerleading and band equipment. I try to help out, but I can't help be amazed out how little they are. I don't remember being that small and young ever. They're like hobbits.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2017 06:06 PM (39g3+)

102 When April sits around the house she sits around the house.

Posted by: April's so fat... at March 28, 2017 06:07 PM (MmiC2)

103 Kids come by here fairly often from the high school fundraising for extracurricular stuff

How do they get past the tripwires?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 06:07 PM (LTHVh)

104 But "Holey Moses!!" is still available to the white folk, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2017 05:54 PM (8ZskC)
------
....I think so. That one will only make people think yer old and maybe a little weird, but not a Patronizingly Racist Culture Appropriator with a Black Best Friend.

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at March 28, 2017 06:07 PM (adsVM)

105

Funny piece, Ace!

Posted by: otho at March 28, 2017 06:07 PM (lmIoG)

106 Can we just have a lottery for seats at the press briefing?

Conservatives pick numbers from one jar.

Liberals from another jar.

Two rooms: one in which people can ask questions. In the other, they're watching a video feed.

Posted by: shibumi at March 28, 2017 06:07 PM (FkAXz)

107 Great Caesar's Ghost!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 06:07 PM (LTHVh)

108 How do they get past the tripwires?

As long as they stay off the lawn, we're cool.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2017 06:08 PM (39g3+)

109 95
Bradd Jaffy looks like a pajama boy.

The two dd's don't help either. Is the second d to distinguish him
from the Brad who was loved but got totaled? Or was his mother
commemorating her bra size when she named him?

Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with
to burn and so there at March 28,
2017 06:05 PM (P8951)

They named him BJ. I think he has met expectations.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2017 06:08 PM (GX63o)

110 April wrote an article back in 2015 grading recent Presidents on race.

Categories included Administration Diversity, Outreach, Black Jobs and ... Apology / Reparations.

Overall grades: Clinton B+ Bush C- Obama B+ (A's except for Blacks Jobs)

Donald "Bluto" Trump will have no grade point average.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 28, 2017 06:08 PM (SIY7D)

111 From the looks of it, April might want to try cooking with a little less "lawd" - maybe a little olive oil instead?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 28, 2017 06:08 PM (uuwor)

112 "Poutrage"... It's sounds more sophisticated if one pronounces it "poo-TRAHZH"!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 28, 2017 06:08 PM (kP16F)

113 >>Great Caesar's Ghost!

**Shakes Head**

I don't eat salad.

Posted by: April at March 28, 2017 06:08 PM (MmiC2)

114 The one I liked from Seinfeld was "sweet Moses!" A Jewish version of "sweet Jesus!" which I like to use because its not blasphemous and makes me laugh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2017 06:08 PM (39g3+)

115 OK, better idea. When someone gets sassy, for the next press briefing, their seat goes to.... Infowars!

Posted by: shibumi at March 28, 2017 06:08 PM (FkAXz)

116 SERPENTINE TIMMY!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 06:09 PM (LTHVh)

117 I picture April Ryan beating feet out of the press room to get with her wymyn pals for a major bitch fest.

*sound of inner thighs rubbing rapidly together*

"I've been manraped!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2017 06:09 PM (PY9jH)

118 She might be an awful reporter, but she was pretty good as the housekeeper in Gimme A Break.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 28, 2017 06:09 PM (xPl2J)

119 Game Theory, Lads....

Have the White House Press Corps vote on WHO gets to ask questions. They can't vote for each other ... The top two vote-getters do NOT get to ask questions.

_

watch their reporter heads assplode.

_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 28, 2017 06:10 PM (om8sC)

120 April looks like she's retaining water.

A lot of water.
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2017 05:48 PM (MmiC2)

I have the equation for transparent aluminum.

Posted by: Montgomery Scott at March 28, 2017 06:10 PM (rxiJx)

121 101 Kids come by here fairly often from the high school fundraising for extracurricular stuff like condoms and beer cheerleading and band equipment. I try to help out, but I can't help be amazed out how little they are. I don't remember being that small and young ever. They're like hobbits.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2017 06:06 PM (39g3+)

Michelle Obama lunch menu success stories.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 28, 2017 06:10 PM (6iZ/r)

122 Sadly hilarious or hilariously sad?

You make the call:

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/C798r6JV4AApS76.jpg

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2017 06:10 PM (NyJwR)

123 I'm liking Sean Spicer more and more.

By the way, check out the "concern" face on the womyn in front of Ryan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2017 06:10 PM (PY9jH)

124 It takes a lot of energy to roll my eyes this often. I'm exhausted.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 28, 2017 06:10 PM (tHwdc)

125 *sound of inner thighs rubbing rapidly together*

Put her in corduroy and she will spontaneously combust.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 06:10 PM (LTHVh)

126 there was a dude in the giraffe cage just now checking her out and feeling her belly. I think I may have seen some contractions. and now she's making faces at the camera.

Posted by: not the mama at March 28, 2017 06:10 PM (EpAnP)

127 She demonstrated she's an idiot right out there in front of the world. How are you supposed to reason with someone who operates on that level of ignorance, and yet is told she's an elite thinker doing a complex and hard job?

One thing killing our society is the high regard these people hold themselves, and their class, in.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 28, 2017 06:10 PM (oVJmc)

128 sound of inner thighs rubbing rapidly together

I imagine this sounding like two innertubes being rubbed together with that stacatto B-B-B-BrRRUppp sound

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2017 06:11 PM (39g3+)

129 Game Theory, Lads....

Have the White House Press Corps vote on WHO gets to ask questions. They can't vote for each other ... The top two vote-getters do NOT get to ask questions.

_

watch their reporter heads assplode.
--

Can someone Tweet this IMMEDIATELY???

Posted by: shibumi at March 28, 2017 06:11 PM (FkAXz)

130 did they put her food up by the camera? her face is right up there trying to eat it.

Posted by: not the mama at March 28, 2017 06:11 PM (EpAnP)

131 Why Spicer calls on her every news conference I'll never know. She is dumb as dog shit and just as obnoxious.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2017 06:11 PM (SjImc)

132 "Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2017 06:09 PM (PY9jH) "

If she ran anywhere, I'm sure we'd get a tweet of "Feets don't fail me now," since April is on the cutting edge of 1920's vernacular. Lawdy!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 28, 2017 06:11 PM (uuwor)

133 Ace really needs to get credentials for a press breafing, could send a cob if needed.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2017 06:11 PM (GPaiX)

134 Unable to femish her tirade, April went into manaphylactic shock .

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 28, 2017 06:11 PM (osJCJ)

135 Michelle Obama lunch menu success stories.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 28, 2017 06:10 PM (6iZ/r)

Modeled on successful North Korean diet regimen.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 28, 2017 06:11 PM (4ErVI)

136 sean should just yell, "no soup for you!" and be done with it.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 28, 2017 06:12 PM (fZXYQ)

137 I think I may have seen some contractions. and now she's making faces at the camera.

Poor thing, she's probably wanting people to leave her the heck alone

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2017 06:12 PM (39g3+)

138 128; if her thighs rubbed together, there would be combustion. it's science, dammit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2017 06:12 PM (KP5rU)

139 there was a dude in the giraffe cage just now checking her out and feeling her belly.

...
...
...

Are we still talking about April Ryan?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2017 06:12 PM (F0ZHr)

140 April was himiliated.

Posted by: filbert at March 28, 2017 06:12 PM (s5o+q)

141 If she ran anywhere, I'm sure we'd get a tweet of
"Feets don't fail me now," since April is on the cutting edge of 1920's
vernacular. Lawdy!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 28, 2017 06:11 PM (uuwor)

I *almost* typed "feets don't fail me now." Was afraid it would sound raaaacisss.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2017 06:13 PM (PY9jH)

142 Maybe Spicer should answer her questions by rapping from now on.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 28, 2017 06:13 PM (qJhUV)

143
Good thing that kid didn't stop around my 'hood. I just mailed a check for $8,000 and another bill for $2,000 arrived today.

I'm sorry the school district promised your teachers a 100% pension, kid. Must suck to be them, forced to settle for 50% instead of the shitty social security most folks starve upon.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 28, 2017 06:13 PM (ZFUt7)

144 Video of the heated sexchange

aka 'hot-flashed'.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 28, 2017 06:13 PM (CE3NN)

145 Why Spicer calls on her every news conference I'll never know. She is dumb as dog shit and just as obnoxious.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2017 06:11 PM (SjImc)

Second sentence is a reply to the first?

Posted by: filbert at March 28, 2017 06:13 PM (s5o+q)

146 If this broad, decommio and Mc Stain are lost at sea what is it called?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2017 06:14 PM (SjImc)

147 Bradd *with two Ds* Jaffy looks like he's had a few mansplainin' sessions hisself. Or more than a few.

Either that, or the tight hipster pants I'm sure he favors have cut off the flow of blood to his gonadds.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2017 06:14 PM (0rHf9)

148 Ace really needs to get credentials for a press breafing, could send a cob if needed.

The entire Horde descends.

Tear gas.

Screaming.

Possible bewbs out in the open.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2017 06:14 PM (F0ZHr)

149 78,
"When does Maxine Waters join the pool?"

When they need someone to scream, "Yo time is up."

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 28, 2017 06:14 PM (d3wbb)

150 I think I may have seen some contractions. and now she's making faces at the camera

Are you talking about Ryan or the giraffe?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2017 06:14 PM (PY9jH)

151 Manswer, womanshaking, femgenda, himpowering. Fucking gold.

Posted by: Tim Marchman at March 28, 2017 06:14 PM (Yx9SN)

152 131: my dog dropped sculptures compared to this bints wanderings into lunacy. have some respect, man.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2017 06:15 PM (KP5rU)

153 Bradd *with two Ds* Jaffy looks like he's had a few mansplainin' sessions hisself. Or more than a few.

Either that, or the tight hipster pants I'm sure he favors have cut off the flow of blood to his gonadds.
Posted by: GnuBreed

He can white knight all he wants. Still ain't getting him laid.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:16 PM (4Utw1)

154 The Giraffe and her should switch positions, though she would not be as interesting on a live cam.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2017 06:16 PM (GPaiX)

155 146; a damn good start. moar! moar!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2017 06:16 PM (KP5rU)

156 "If this broad, decommio and Mc Stain are lost at sea what is it called?"
-Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2017 06:14 PM (SjImc)

A Good Start.

*stamps Old Joke card*

Three more and I get a free sammich!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 28, 2017 06:16 PM (6gk0M)

157 I think I may have seen some contractions. and now she's making faces at the camera

Are you talking about Ryan or the giraffe?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:16 PM (4Utw1)

158 One thing killing our society is the high regard these people hold themselves, and their class, in.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 28, 2017 06:10 PM (oVJmc)

Of course. No one, inside teh bubble, ever calls out teh stoopid.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 28, 2017 06:17 PM (rxiJx)

159 Never wait to type an Old Joke. Hell, even good jokes are snapped-up by The Horde.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 28, 2017 06:17 PM (6gk0M)

160
The entire Horde descends.

Tear gas.

Screaming.

Possible bewbs out in the open.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2017 06:14 PM
--

So, it would be like the ONT?

Posted by: shibumi at March 28, 2017 06:17 PM (FkAXz)

161 Don't shake your head, I'm not done yet wait til you hear the whole thing so you can understand this.

https://youtu.be/L0fT3u6w6ks

Posted by: Sean "Vinny Gambini" Spicer at March 28, 2017 06:17 PM (z/Ubi)

162 Ace really needs to get credentials for a press breafing, could send a cob if needed.

The entire Horde descends.

Tear gas.

Screaming.

Possible bewbs out in the open.
Posted by: Circa

Why can I honestly see that?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:18 PM (4Utw1)

163 The media game is to ask a question, based on a premise that is a lie...

They make a statement of FACT, that is not correct, and then ask what you are doing about it...

Tell me... when DID you stop beating your wife?

Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2017 06:18 PM (NgKpN)

164 So, it would be like the ONT?
Posted by: shibumi at March 28, 2017 06:17 PM (FkAXz)

Yeah, but with a much reduced threat of Yoko.

Posted by: filbert at March 28, 2017 06:18 PM (s5o+q)

165 A Good Start.

*stamps Old Joke card*

Three more and I get a free sammich!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 28, 2017 06:19 PM (4Utw1)

166 The next time Spicer gets a question from Ryan, I'd kill for him to say, "April, let me mansplain my answer to you so you can understand it."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2017 06:19 PM (PY9jH)

167 Spicer should give out a bottle of Russian dressing for the Question of the Day.

Posted by: USA at March 28, 2017 06:19 PM (DGzzO)

168 If Brad Jaffy isn't ghey his girlfriend or wife knows Paolo I'd bet.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 28, 2017 06:19 PM (FqgrG)

169 Game Theory, Lads....

Have the White House Press Corps vote on WHO gets to ask questions. They can't vote for each other ... The top two vote-getters do NOT get to ask questions.

_

watch their reporter heads assplode.
--

Can someone Tweet this IMMEDIATELY???

Posted by: shibumi

Survivor! bring in Mark Burnett to orchestrate it

Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2017 06:19 PM (zZb/S)

170 162 Ace really needs to get credentials for a press breafing, could send a cob if needed.

The entire Horde descends.

Tear gas.

Screaming.

Possible bewbs out in the open.
Posted by: Circa

Why can I honestly see that?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:18 PM (4Utw1)

Dateline, Washington DC...

The Presidential Press conference was thrown into disarray today when a short small hairy reporter, showed up without pants...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2017 06:19 PM (NgKpN)

171 I think it's a national disgrace that Keith Olbermann doesn't get to ask the first five questions at the press briefings. He's a national treasure.

Posted by: mallfly being sarcastic at March 28, 2017 06:19 PM (b7fwp)

172
What Spicer said was you have an agenda.What April Ryan heard was you have a vagenda.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 28, 2017 06:20 PM (lKyWE)

173 What gets me is that the media all agreed that instead of covering Trump, they needed to fight against him in January. They said so publicly.

Now to claim 'well we have no agenda, that's preposterous!' is just, really?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2017 06:20 PM (39g3+)

174 Of course. No one, inside teh bubble, ever calls out teh stoopid.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC

The stoopid is coming from inside the bubble!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:20 PM (4Utw1)

175
I think it's a national disgrace that Keith Olbermann doesn't get to ask
the first five questions at the press briefings. He's a national
treasure.

Posted by: mallfly being sarcastic at March 28, 2017 06:19 PM (b7fwp)

Olbermann: "Mr. Spicer, HOW DARE YOU!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2017 06:21 PM (PY9jH)

176 Dateline, Washington DC...

The Presidential Press conference was thrown into disarray today when a short small hairy reporter, showed up without pants...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2017 06:19 PM (NgKpN)
topless groupies, some kind of tiny pixy wearing stompy boots, and some guy carrying a barrel.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2017 06:21 PM (GX63o)

177 So, a vagina with an agenda would be

A vaginda.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2017 06:22 PM (0rHf9)

178 Can't decide whether to load .38 Special or .357 Magnum this evening.

Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2017 06:22 PM (Sfs6o)

179 Spicer should give out a bottle of Russian dressing for the Question of the Day.

Oh snap!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:22 PM (4Utw1)

180 Bradd Jaffy isn't ghey. But his boyfriend is.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 06:23 PM (LTHVh)

181 Can't decide whether to load .38 Special or .357 Magnum this evening.
Posted by: Weasel

Alternate. Spin the cylinder before closing. Don't peek.
Let the first round be a surprise.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:23 PM (4Utw1)

182 Why Spicer calls on her every news conference I'll never know. She is dumb as dog shit and just as obnoxious.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2017 06:11 PM (SjImc)

I think you have your answer in the second sentence?

Posted by: rd at March 28, 2017 06:23 PM (iT57s)

183 OH NO HE DI'INT!

Posted by: April Ryan's Shaking Head at March 28, 2017 06:23 PM (oVJmc)

184 Related to the last thread as well,...

I blame Bush.

This "flood the narrative" approach was tested on him, and refined to some success mostly because he never defended himself.

It worked so well that they amplified it by 10x and this is their standard tactic to destroy truth, and any opposition.

Had Bush stood up fought (the florida vote, wmd, 9/11, the 9/11 commission, dept. of homeland security, scooter libby,... on so many issues) maybe they would have been a little humbled. Bush had this blue blood idea that a street fight was beneath him, but when you are being mugged in a dark alley by thugs, you have to fight back. He never did, but Cheney did a bit. And Rumy. I think this was the biggest tension. So, just like his father with that damn supermarket scanner, and read my lips, Bush was afraid of a brawl so he did the gentlemanly thing and gave up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2017 06:23 PM (LWu6U)

185 Spicer should come out tomorrow wearing a Russian fur hat with a red star on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2017 06:23 PM (PY9jH)

186 156; SLAP, I GET THE FREE SAMMICH FIRST!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2017 06:23 PM (KP5rU)

187 April Ryan is no April Wayne.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2017 06:23 PM (xJa6I)

188 176 Dateline, Washington DC...

The Presidential Press conference was thrown into disarray today when a short small hairy reporter, showed up without pants...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2017 06:19 PM (NgKpN)
topless groupies, some kind of tiny pixy wearing stompy boots, and some guy carrying a barrel.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2017 06:21 PM (GX63o)

And some Woman calling on her Raptors to eat the Giant Spiders that are scaring someone...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2017 06:23 PM (NgKpN)

189 172 What April Ryan heard was you have a vagenda.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

grrrr, beat me to it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2017 06:24 PM (0rHf9)

190 Spicer should give out a bottle of Russian dressing for the Question of the Day.

Oh snap!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:22 PM (4Utw1)

Waitaminute . . .

The beverage of choice at the HQ is Valu-rite vodka, right?

OMG, WE'RE ALL RUSSIANS!!!!!

Posted by: filbert at March 28, 2017 06:24 PM (s5o+q)

191 Brad Jaffy-confirmed batchelor.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 28, 2017 06:24 PM (89T5c)

192 Bradd Jaffy isn't ghey. But his boyfriend is.

Bradd Jaffy isn't ghey. But hey, $20 is $20.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:24 PM (4Utw1)

193 She is very persistent! She has my respect and I will be including her in my book about persistent women who resisted. And persisted.

Posted by: Chelsea Cliton at March 28, 2017 06:24 PM (NbRJx)

194 I can't decide whether to listen to .38 Special or watch Magnum tonight.

Posted by: nostalgic entertainment at March 28, 2017 06:24 PM (wpC7C)

195 >>>If Brad Jaffy isn't ghey

Bradd. Two Ds. He really loves the D.

Posted by: wooga at March 28, 2017 06:25 PM (5R+Re)

196 I can't decide whether to listen to .38 Special or watch Magnum tonight.
Posted by: nostalgic entertainmen

Do both, but not at the same time..

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2017 06:25 PM (xJa6I)

197 The stoopid is coming from inside the bubble!!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:20 PM (4Utw1)

Contained and compressed to 4 or 5 atmospheres.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 28, 2017 06:25 PM (rxiJx)

198 Now I owe hugo the chavez my free sammich.

Thanks, Delayed Pondering.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 28, 2017 06:25 PM (6gk0M)

199 April Ryan is no April Wayne.

Who's no April Showers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 06:25 PM (LTHVh)

200 Have Dolph Lundgren dressed as Ivan Drago conduct the press briefing.

"I must break you."

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 28, 2017 06:26 PM (89T5c)

201 topless groupies, some kind of tiny pixy wearing stompy boots, and some guy carrying a barrel.
Posted by: flounder

Wee oh,
oh wee oh,
wee oh,
oh wee oh.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:26 PM (4Utw1)

202 I have two hit books out so far,
"She shook her head" and "But She Persisted"
My next book will be "She collapsed and left a shoe behind"

Posted by: Chelsea Klin-Ton at March 28, 2017 06:26 PM (39g3+)

203 April Ryan is no April Wayne.

Who's no April Showers.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 06:25 PM (LTHVh)

Matter of taste, lately I think Showers takes it.

...phrasing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2017 06:27 PM (xJa6I)

204
I'm outraged.

Spicer's histerectomy prevented April from uterising her cuntspiracy theory.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2017 06:27 PM (NyJwR)

205 Never got the whole idea on loads on a range, 38 specials seem absolutely fine for targets made of paper. A few 357 rounds just to feel the kick but in general 38's.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2017 06:27 PM (GPaiX)

206 What does "LAWD" mean?

It means Comey is getting fired and Gowdy is taking his place.

On April 1 unfortunately, so you know what that means.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 28, 2017 06:27 PM (3myMJ)

207 Imonna go out on a limb and guess Bradd Jaffy wears jeans so skinny he has to lie on the floor to put them on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2017 06:27 PM (PY9jH)

208 198; Slap, how are things my friend?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2017 06:27 PM (KP5rU)

209 speaking of Magnum, what's with him and those dopey reverse mortgage commercials?

Posted by: mallfly being sarcastic at March 28, 2017 06:27 PM (b7fwp)

210 Why did they waste a press pass on her?

Posted by: Iblis at March 28, 2017 06:27 PM (H66rs)

211
April Ryan is no April Wayne.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2017 06:23 PM (xJa6I)

Who's no April Wine

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 28, 2017 06:28 PM (lKyWE)

212 I still love whoever's idea it was here to have Spicer pre-load video of reporters saying and asking things that contradict their present narrative and showing them behind him while they ask. Just cue them up by narrative and name on his phone and fire them up. No commentary.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2017 06:28 PM (39g3+)

213
Why did they waste a press pass on her?

Posted by: Iblis at March 28, 2017 06:27 PM (H66rs)

For threads like this.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2017 06:28 PM (PY9jH)

214 I'm okay, hugo. How's tricks, amigo?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 28, 2017 06:29 PM (6gk0M)

215 this anti-press assault is like hitler eating hitler or soemthing.

Also, when Bernstein and Woodward criticized Obama, they were old white men who needed to retire because they need to die and stop embarassing themselves.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 28, 2017 06:29 PM (55//3)

216 >>April Ryan is no April Wayne.

>Who's no April Showers.

Who is no April Wine.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2017 06:29 PM (MmiC2)

217 Which Moron is Spicer?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 06:29 PM (LTHVh)

218 Do you ever see Spicer and Mortimer posting at the same time?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 06:29 PM (LTHVh)

219 With 38 Special I save the crimping step, but the powder drop is still set for .357.

Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2017 06:30 PM (Sfs6o)

220 Grump - You thinking he's posting here?

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2017 06:30 PM (GPaiX)

221 So this was me today on certain political threads:

"Go fuck yourself, asshole leftist POS"

"Fuck you"

"Get fucked up Obama's ass, pisshead"

"Go fuck a chainsaw, you communist fuckface pissbagger"

Where was that thread that talked about the healthy aspects of not perusing the news? I need to go read it again.

Posted by: Captain FartsAStorm at March 28, 2017 06:30 PM (fVLeP)

222 214; Life is good, Slap, thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2017 06:30 PM (KP5rU)

223 When did jobs in the media become like the career equivalent of the special Olympics?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 28, 2017 06:30 PM (aCNZ6)

224 Good deal, hugo!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 28, 2017 06:31 PM (6gk0M)

225 speaking of Magnum, what's with him and those dopey reverse mortgage commercials?

Posted by: mallfly being sarcastic at March 28, 2017 06:27 PM (

The commercials with Zombie Fred Thompson fell apart?

Posted by: rd at March 28, 2017 06:31 PM (iT57s)

226 You thinking he's posting here?

probably a lurker.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 06:31 PM (LTHVh)

227 Which moron is Spicer?

I'm going with Kodos the Executioner.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 28, 2017 06:31 PM (3myMJ)

228 "LAWD" just means that she's a fan of William Laud, Archbishop of Canterbury, and therefore also a supporter of Charles I, but she doesn't spell very well on account of being stupid.

-Anglicansplaination

Posted by: hogmartin at March 28, 2017 06:31 PM (8nWyX)

229 Bradd Jaffy is no Al Jaffe who is no April Giraffy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 28, 2017 06:32 PM (vRcUp)

230 You know who else is in the White House? The guy that wrote "The Flight 93 Election".

Posted by: MAGA at March 28, 2017 06:32 PM (A4HOq)

231 Always thought from day I heard it reverse mortgages have to be a killing business.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2017 06:32 PM (GPaiX)

232 Barky still working the Tahitian pipeline?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2017 06:32 PM (KP5rU)

233 Grump, we'll know Spicer has truly reached Moron status when he demands that idiotic reporters get in a barrel that he's just carried in.

Posted by: pookysgirl at March 28, 2017 06:32 PM (ar2KI)

234 If a lurker maybe he will give up what hes reading on Sunday

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2017 06:33 PM (GPaiX)

235 If Brad Jaffy isn't ghey his girlfriend or wife knows Paolo I'd bet.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 28, 2017 06:19 PM

You might very well think that, but the Paolo, he could not possibly comment.

Posted by: Paolo at March 28, 2017 06:33 PM (p+Wdc)

236 Grump, we'll know Spicer has truly reached Moron status when he demands that idiotic reporters get in a barrel that he's just carried in.

Or when he says 'Your concern is noted.'.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 06:34 PM (LTHVh)

237 219
With 38 Special I save the crimping step, but the powder drop is still set for .357.

Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2017 06:30 PM (Sfs6o)

I tried that one time. Don't do it. But why waste powder and primers on .38 specials?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2017 06:34 PM (mpXpK)

238
OT: This may be of interest to certain parties.

Headline: "Spiders could theoretically eat every human on Earth in one year."

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 28, 2017 06:34 PM (cafSR)

239 Grump, we'll know Spicer has truly reached Moron status when he demands that idiotic reporters get in a barrel that he's just carried in.
Posted by: pookysgirl at March 28, 2017 06:32 PM (ar2KI)

Or when he brings in a gigantic paper-mache Thor's Hammer labeled "Banhammer."

Posted by: filbert at March 28, 2017 06:34 PM (s5o+q)

240
who is no April Giraffy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 28, 2017 06:32 PM (vRcUp)

Who is no Geoffrey the Giraffe

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 28, 2017 06:35 PM (lKyWE)

241 Ya know Spicer is a Navy Commander like someone else..cough cough

Just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2017 06:35 PM (SjImc)

242 April, go make me a sammich and bring me a beer while you're at it.

Posted by: Sean Spicer at March 28, 2017 06:35 PM (FqgrG)

243 OT: This may be of interest to certain parties.

Headline: "Spiders could theoretically eat every human on Earth in one year."

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 28, 2017 06:34 PM (cafSR)

As of this morning, there's one less. In my house.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2017 06:36 PM (PY9jH)

244 With 38 Special I save the crimping step, but the powder drop is still set for .357.

Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2017 06:30 PM

Obviously you break your press down and prepare to load .45.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2017 06:36 PM (p+Wdc)

245 226
You thinking he's posting here?

probably a lurker.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 06:31 PM (LTHVh)

Well in that case, I second the Russian hat, Russian dressing, etc. ideas. Do it up right and get one of those Russian dancing bears doing the Hopak to endless Tetris music. Make everyone ask questions in a bad Russian accent.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2017 06:36 PM (GX63o)

246 Reverse Mortgage.

How to pawn your house.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 28, 2017 06:36 PM (3myMJ)

247 Or when he says 'Your concern is noted.'.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 06:34 PM (LTHVh)

Or BEN ROETHLISBERGER suddenly walks in and . . .

Posted by: filbert at March 28, 2017 06:36 PM (s5o+q)

248 We'll know Spicer is a Moron when he invites a very special guest to help explain simple concepts to media dummies - Ben Roethlisberger.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 28, 2017 06:36 PM (uuwor)

249 today's lesson in Journalism:

3 pm: Comey reports that there is no evidence of collusion between the Russians and the Trump campaign

6:30 pm nightly news: According to FBI Director James Comey, there is reason to believe that the Trump campaign has destroyed all evidence that the campaign colluded with the Russians to defeat Hillary Clinton

Posted by: mallfly being sarcastic at March 28, 2017 06:36 PM (b7fwp)

250 who is no April Giraffy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 28, 2017 06:32 PM (vRcUp)

Who is no Geoffrey the Giraffe
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 28, 2017 06:35 PM (lKyWE)

Who is no Giraffe Zeppelin.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 28, 2017 06:37 PM (8nWyX)

251 237 219
With 38 Special I save the crimping step, but the powder drop is still set for .357.
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2017 06:30 PM (Sfs6o)
I tried that one time. Don't do it. But why waste powder and primers on .38 specials?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2017 06:34 PM (mpXpK)
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Some of my favorite revolvers are chambered in .38 Special, but then some of my other favorites are chambered in .357 Magnum.

Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2017 06:37 PM (Sfs6o)

252 "Or BEN ROETHLISBERGER suddenly walks in and . . .

Posted by: filbert at March 28, 2017 06:36 PM (s5o+q) "

GET OUT OF MY MIND!!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 28, 2017 06:37 PM (uuwor)

253 Ya know Spicer is a Navy Commander like someone else..cough cough

I thought "someone else" had been in the army.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 28, 2017 06:37 PM (K2ygU)

254 Or BEN ROETHLISBERGER suddenly walks in and . . .
Posted by: filbert at March 28, 2017 06:36 PM (s5o+q)

248 We'll know Spicer is a Moron when he invites a very special guest to help explain simple concepts to media dummies - Ben Roethlisberger.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 28, 2017 06:36 PM (uuwor)

*fist bump*

Posted by: filbert at March 28, 2017 06:37 PM (s5o+q)

255
April Fool is more like it.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 28, 2017 06:38 PM (4Ejxg)

256 It's a crying shame Al Sharpton isn't a WH press whore.

Spicer, to a staffer: "Do we have anyone on staff who translates ebonics?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2017 06:38 PM (PY9jH)

257 You might very well think that, but the Paolo, he could not possibly comment.

Paolo Urquart?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 28, 2017 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

258 Poutrage? Please tell this a Trademark of AoSHQ Corp?

Posted by: AFlyingSQRL at March 28, 2017 06:38 PM (XrahF)

259 Maybe Spicer could learn ventriloquism and get a puppet for the briefings: "Well, Mortimer, do you want to answer April's question?"

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 28, 2017 06:39 PM (8fypK)

260 I being the "smart" Moron tried loading up .38 special cases to .357 loads to shoot in my .357. The cases came out like powder. I threw the whole box in the river.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2017 06:39 PM (mpXpK)

261 Oh, man.

The White Sox are playing the Royals in Arizona, and the relief pitcher for the Sox has a last name of:

Bummer.

Posted by: filbert at March 28, 2017 06:39 PM (s5o+q)

262 I thought "someone else" had been in the army.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 28, 2017 06:37 PM (K2ygU)

2nd Base

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2017 06:40 PM (SjImc)

263 OT: Graham and his fellow ass men plan to take out all money for funding a border wall in the budget thus risking a government shut down with Trump.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/border-wall-trump-congress-funding-236561

You know just when my faith in Trump starts to shake a little, along comes GOPe to refortify my support for Trump.

The truth is Trump is the best conservatives could do, I am not saying that is good or anything, just a fact of life as long as we have South Carolina (a deep red state) voting for U.S. Senators.

Also Graham thinks Nunes sucks or something because he is not focusing on starting WWIII with Russia.

This is so conservative! That is the definition of conservatism right there: The invasion of Russia!

Napoleon was a conservative, who knew?

Posted by: William Eaton at March 28, 2017 06:40 PM (MuTTO)

264 Never got the whole idea on loads on a range, 38 specials seem absolutely fine for targets made of paper. A few 357 rounds just to feel the kick but in general 38's.
Posted by: Skip

Get a lever gun in 357. A whole world opens up with 9+1 158 gr 357's...

Posted by: Marlin 1894 CS at March 28, 2017 06:40 PM (iLoHX)

265 I've got to run, (friends with promises of alcohol are calling) but I love this post. Thanks for what you do, Ace.

Posted by: irright at March 28, 2017 06:40 PM (vqzjE)

266 All she wants for Christmas is..

.. a neck.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 28, 2017 06:40 PM (M5NPS)

267 Paolo Urquart?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 28, 2017 06:38 PM

As soon as I typed that I though "PU"...yeah..not going to work.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2017 06:40 PM (p+Wdc)

268 Obviously you break your press down and prepare to load .45.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2017 06:36 PM (p+Wdc)
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That's actually not a bad idea!

Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2017 06:41 PM (Sfs6o)

269 Paolo Urquart?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 28, 2017 06:38 PM

As soon as I typed that I though "PU"...yeah..not going to work.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2017 06:40 PM (p+Wdc)

PU? Si.

Posted by: filbert at March 28, 2017 06:41 PM (s5o+q)

270 33 >>>14 April looks like she's retaining water.

A lot of water.

...

she looks like she's retaining most of it in her fat accumulations.

Posted by: ace at March 28, 2017 05:52 PM (8rNrN)

You men can turn anything into a Gainzzz thread. Its so mandescending.

Posted by: Aprils Junk in her trunk at March 28, 2017 06:41 PM (3hIZX)

271 Sean could come rolling out to Katyusha playing
https://youtu.be/9Y9VL3BmuTk

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2017 06:42 PM (GPaiX)

272 Top 5 signs Sean Spicer is a secret Moron -

5. Podium renovated to be raptor-proof.

4. Exquisite shelving units installed in the briefing room.

3. Before answering a question, he says that he saw The Tiresome Partisan Hacks open for Mannheim Steamroller at The Cow Palace in 1983.

2. He starts attributing all quotes to Amy Schumer.

1. Starts every press conference by yelling "First!"

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 28, 2017 06:42 PM (uuwor)

273 Get a lever gun in 357. A whole world opens up with 9+1 158 gr 357's...
Posted by: Marlin 1894 CS

I. Hate. You. :-)
Lost mine in a divorce.
By the time I could afford one again, they'd quit selling the Marlin 1894's.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:42 PM (4Utw1)

274 1. Starts every press conference by yelling "First!"
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 28, 2017 06:42 PM (uuwor)

I would pay actual cash money to witness this.

Posted by: filbert at March 28, 2017 06:43 PM (s5o+q)

275 Get a lever gun in 357. A whole world opens up with 9+1 158 gr 357's...
Posted by: Marlin 1894 CS at March 28, 2017 06:40 PM (iLoHX)

The thought of a lever gun and revolver in the same chambering for an ammo-parity camping set has always been appealing, but effective rifle rounds are kind of unpleasant in a handgun after a while.

Second look at a .45-70 Magnum Research BFR maybe?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 28, 2017 06:43 PM (8nWyX)

276 Military and Veterans Affairs officials are digging up the remains of dozens of unidentified Marines and sailors killed on a remote atoll in the Pacific during one of World War IIs bloodiest battles.

The 94 servicemen were killed in the Battle of Tarawa in 1943 and buried as unknowns at a national cemetery in Honolulu after the war. Defense POW/MIA Accounting Agency spokeswoman Maj. Natasha Waggoner says advances in DNA technology have increased the probability of identifying the unknowns.

More than 990 U.S. Marines and 30 U.S. sailors were killed in the three-day battle. About 550 are still unidentified.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2017 06:44 PM (SjImc)

277 April looks like she's retaining water.

A lot of water.

...

she looks like she's retaining most of it in her fat accumulations.

Posted by: ace

They said late last week that her "back end got bigger".

I said that's the ONLY time you could say a female's back end got bigger and not get stomped.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:44 PM (4Utw1)

278 Bradd. Two Ds. He really loves the D.

Posted by: wooga at March 28, 2017 06:25 PM (5R+Re)

I loved...Bradd.
Then Liberty Mutual called...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 28, 2017 06:44 PM (tHwdc)

279 I only have pistols and my musket, never did get into rifles.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2017 06:45 PM (GPaiX)

280 You can still get a lever action .357 rifle, but they are expensive as Hell.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2017 06:45 PM (mpXpK)

281 The thought of a lever gun and revolver in the same chambering for an ammo-parity camping set has always been appealing, but effective rifle rounds are kind of unpleasant in a handgun after a while.

.44 mag or .45 Long Colt?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:45 PM (4Utw1)

282 "Sean Spicer is rude to everyone, but it's difficult to imagine him speaking to a white, male reporter the way he spoke to April Ryan today."

The first part contradicts the second part.

The second part is a given, you can't hit the girl.

Posted by: Hap N. Stance at March 28, 2017 06:45 PM (heNUh)

283
They said late last week that her "back end got bigger".

April got back.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2017 06:46 PM (IqV8l)

284 You can still get a lever action .357 rifle, but they are expensive as Hell.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

Henry isn't too bad. Still pissed I missed on the Marlin 1894 CSS. (Stainless)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:47 PM (4Utw1)

285 279 I only have pistols and my musket, never did get into rifles.
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2017 06:45 PM (GPaiX)
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I didn't completely lose my mind until I started buying rifles.

Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2017 06:47 PM (Sfs6o)

286 The thought of a lever gun and revolver in the same chambering for an ammo-parity camping set has always been appealing, but effective rifle rounds are kind of unpleasant in a handgun after a while.

True. The 6" Colt Trooper MK III can handle them, though...

Posted by: Marlin 1894 CS at March 28, 2017 06:47 PM (iLoHX)

287 .44 mag or .45 Long Colt?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:45 PM (4Utw1)

.44 mag, never shot a .45LC. The .44 mag was... shootable, but after a while it was like a party trick. Yeah, I can, but I kind of don't want to anymore.

For whatever reason, the .45-70 BFR is gentler and more enjoyable to shoot. Probably because it weighs about 25 pounds.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 28, 2017 06:48 PM (8nWyX)

288 Ladies, allow me to himpart some himformation to you.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 28, 2017 06:48 PM (Pcaua)

289 True. The 6" Colt Trooper MK III can handle them, though...
Posted by: Marlin 1894 CS at March 28, 2017 06:47 PM (iLoHX)
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Solid unit!

Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2017 06:48 PM (Sfs6o)

290 The Henry's on Gunbroker were running between $700 and $1500.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2017 06:48 PM (mpXpK)

291 Cunts gotta cunt i guess

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 28, 2017 06:49 PM (HsYrG)

292 The link to the Omarosa catfight is rich. April Ryan clutching pearls and calling Omarosa's taping of the high school girl bitch-fit a Clintonian (female Nixon) tactic is even richer; I guess our head shaking newsy learned her lesson and records conversations at will:

https://youtu.be/6PUeFioZSqk

note: this sex-specific diction is not easy to employ - thanks you damn cis-and/or-LGBTQ-non-partiarchial- feminazis (including spirit animal beings, eunuchs, and asexual furries & bronies)

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 28, 2017 06:49 PM (fFfWq)

293 What a stupid, bratty, petulant twat.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 28, 2017 06:49 PM (ywNoU)

294 The Henry's on Gunbroker were running between $700 and $1500.

And the one Marlin is starting at $2,595.00

http://bit.ly/2mNURiI

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 06:50 PM (LTHVh)

295 Or when he brings in a gigantic paper-mache Thor's Hammer labeled "Banhammer."

Posted by: filbert at March 28, 2017 06:34 PM (s5o+q)

I just had a Pythonesque vision of a WH briefing sketch.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 28, 2017 06:50 PM (tHwdc)

296 She's like the Hank Johnson of reporters.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 28, 2017 06:50 PM (6n332)

297 April, please keep it up.

..... you loyal Soviet media types are about EVERY thing but legitimate news.

Still, the working, voting public needs to be reminded of your agenda and pictures/video of your antics help PDT.

Posted by: 'Cold Civil War'. That seems apt. at March 28, 2017 06:51 PM (oBuXO)

298 I have a 4" Colt Trooper mark V, it rocks with 357s

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2017 06:52 PM (GPaiX)

299 It's himpossible to femagine Spicer mandescending like this to a male reporter. Lawd!

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 28, 2017 06:52 PM (Pcaua)

300 The whole concept of Leftist Phobias is the Big Lie.

A phobia is an unreasonable, irrational, mindless fear without any basis in reality. But what if you have deep concerns based on thoughtful analysis and a reasonable review of the facts and evidence?

Islamophobia, for instance.

What if only 20% of the Turks in Germany work and the rest are on welfare? What if there is a rape epidemic in Sweden? What if in one Australian classroom, every single schoolgirl had her clitoris carved away? What if a quarter of England's Muslims admit they want to impose 2nd and 3rd-class citizenship on non-believers? And many thousands of them support terrorism to achieve it? And that's just the ones who will admit it to pollsters. And so many Islamist terror incidents, we've lost track of them. Even major attacks.

Sorry, but that's not a phobia.

There is one runaway phobia on vivid display daily, however: Trumpophobia.

They hate him. They hate his hair. They hate his money. They hate his business. They hate his TV shows. They hate his success. They hate his buildings. They hate his voice. They hate his tweets.

They hate Melania, Ivanka, Jared Kushner, his young son Barron, probably even his grandkids. They hate his victory, his Vice-President, his staff, his administration, his policies, his demeanor and his supporters.

The only thing Trumpophobes don't hate: lecturing you about your phobias.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 28, 2017 06:53 PM (Ndje9)

301 Over at hotair the lone non anti Trump post Points out Trump's approval outside urban areas is in the mid to high 50s. That includes second ring suburbs, exurbs and rural areas. Which means he is holding his voters very nicely.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 28, 2017 06:53 PM (HsYrG)

302 April D. Ryan is a wonderful, unbiased reporter and is one of the smartest people I know.

Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton at March 28, 2017 06:54 PM (FqgrG)

303 The Henry's on Gunbroker were running between $700 and $1500.

The Henry's at Cabela's run $795.00 or so.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:55 PM (4Utw1)

304 I would like a Henry rifle, but I'd want a Winchester first, of course. Then an HK G-11 caseless just for cool factor

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2017 06:57 PM (39g3+)

305 They hate him. They hate his hair. They hate his money. They hate his business. They hate his TV shows. They hate his success. They hate his buildings. They hate his voice. They hate his tweets.

If Mitt Romney had beaten Hillary! in the same fashion, the exact same hate would be fulminating.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 28, 2017 06:57 PM (8fypK)

306 We should knock off gunchat *whispers* or they're going to start talking about dresses and shoes and there's no stopping them.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 28, 2017 06:59 PM (8nWyX)

307 If Mitt Romney had beaten Hillary! in the same fashion, the exact same hate would be fulminating.

---
Mittens only wanted to win the primary, nothing else...

F him, sideways, with a flaming pineapple

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2017 06:59 PM (joq+X)

308 "April, you ignorant twat."

Don't thank me, Sean, just use it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2017 07:00 PM (WDdjT)

309 This is the same top level journalist that said, "No, No. No."

No?

Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2017 07:00 PM (48QDY)

310 I, for one, would welcome a discussion of ladies fashions by the lady Morons, if pictures are included.

Posted by: Hap N. Stance at March 28, 2017 07:01 PM (heNUh)

311 306 was just thinking the same thing

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2017 07:01 PM (GPaiX)

312 my wife has a Henry in 22LR: she went to the 1000 Man shoot last fall...

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2017 07:01 PM (joq+X)

313 The thought of a lever gun and revolver in the same chambering for an ammo-parity camping set has always been appealing, but effective rifle rounds are kind of unpleasant in a handgun after a while.

.44 mag or .45 Long Colt?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 06:45 PM (4Utw1)

Don't forget .357 mag or .45 ACP/10mm if you can find the right carbine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2017 07:02 PM (xJa6I)

314 I'm going to convert my Rem 870 12G to home defense.

I'm thinking of getting a Mechtech carbine conversion for my Glock 40. I don't carry it anymore and would be fun to shoot as an 'AR' style.

Just sayin' since gun thread.

...and stop laughing.

Posted by: Some moron at March 28, 2017 07:02 PM (3hIZX)

315 298 I have a 4" Colt Trooper mark V, it rocks with 357s
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2017 06:52 PM (GPaiX)

Great! Now buy your Henry, and you're all set!

Posted by: Marlin 1894 CS at March 28, 2017 07:03 PM (iLoHX)

316 Romney would have been an ok prezzy. Not great but still a zillion times better than Obama

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 28, 2017 07:03 PM (HsYrG)

317 I, for one, would welcome a discussion of ladies fashions by the lady Morons, if pictures are included.
Posted by: Hap N. Stance at March 28, 2017 07:01 PM (heNUh)
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talk about blowing out the margins....

/white smoke

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2017 07:03 PM (joq+X)

318 Some day, a Henry, the brass receivers, in .357 (so's I can load my own for it, plus the rifle/revolver combo thinggy).

Lovin' my little surplus CZ83. Stunned to see a new commercial one for sale in a store today. Think they were discontinued over two years ago, at least not imported since then.

Seeing how popular these things are, and how they're out of production, picking up that new one might not be stupid. Have a feeling a few of my hand guns will show the best appreciation in value of any asset the next 10 years.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2017 07:03 PM (QDnY+)

319 Bonus had Romney won....Ryan wouldn't be speaker.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 28, 2017 07:04 PM (HsYrG)

320 a service of morning prayer in the Divine Office of the Western Christian Church, traditionally said or chanted at daybreak, though historically it was often held with matins on the previous night.

Lauds - Lawds

Posted by: havildar-major at March 28, 2017 07:04 PM (jpW6t)

321 Don't forget .357 mag or .45 ACP/10mm if you can find the right carbine.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2017 07:02 PM (xJa6I)

I can handle .357 mag in a heavy enough revolver, I just don't know much about its performance out of a rifle. Is it even legal to hunt e.g. whitetail with?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 28, 2017 07:05 PM (8nWyX)

322
If Mitt Romney had beaten Hillary! in the same fashion, the exact same hate would be fulminating.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 28, 2017 06:57 PM (8fypK)

Idon't think so. Mittens is still a cultured insider to them, one of the club easy enough to ply.They view Trump like an Al Crevik type

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 28, 2017 07:05 PM (lKyWE)

323 Johnny Rotten Nood

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2017 07:06 PM (GPaiX)

324 305 Oh, yeah; they hate him cos' he's a winner, too.

And the Trumpenhausen pathology is much deeper that the usual level of Dem-entia.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 28, 2017 07:06 PM (Ndje9)

325 Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me there was a new thread?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2017 07:07 PM (LTHVh)

326 Shemotional poutrage. Oh ace. I do love the way you write.

Posted by: bluebell at March 28, 2017 07:07 PM (sBOL1)

327 They hate him. They hate his hair. They hate his money. They hate his business. They hate his TV shows. They hate his success. They hate his buildings. They hate his voice. They hate his tweets.

Emmanuel Goldstein.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 28, 2017 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

328 319 Bonus had Romney won....Ryan wouldn't be speaker.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 28, 2017 07:04 PM (HsYrG)

True - but we would be talking about how Ryan is the heir apparent to make it a Romney-Ryan 16 year dynasty.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 28, 2017 07:07 PM (fFfWq)

329 They don't hate Trump per se. They hate Trump voters.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 28, 2017 07:07 PM (HsYrG)

330 Just got a Palmetto State Armory AR15 Complete Upper in Stainless Steel for $349.00. Upper, Complete BCG, & Charging handle. Keyhole mod, free float barrel.
Jonesing to go shoot it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 07:09 PM (4Utw1)

331 "Shemotional poutrage."

That is fucking gold and going into my lexicon stat.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at March 28, 2017 07:09 PM (hYEvA)

332 I can handle .357 mag in a heavy enough revolver, I just don't know much about its performance out of a rifle. Is it even legal to hunt e.g. whitetail with?
Posted by: hogmartin

Depends on your state. Texas allows anything over .22 rimfire.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 07:10 PM (4Utw1)

333 Depends on your state. Texas allows anything over .22 rimfire.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 07:10 PM (4Utw1)

Probably a better question then... is it ethical? Remember, we get 'em big up in Michigan.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 28, 2017 07:18 PM (8nWyX)

334
These people -- the MFM -- are AT WAR with Trump. I read some of the Twitter feed of the NBC "producer" linked in this article and it was like reading Daily KOS talking points. No semblance of balance. A one track mind of GET TRUMP AT ANY COST. On and on and on he tweets about perceived connections to Russia.

No other stories apparently exist.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 28, 2017 07:22 PM (OZmbA)

335 Depends on your state. Texas allows anything over .22 rimfire.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 07:10 PM (4Utw1)

Probably a better question then... is it ethical? Remember, we get 'em big up in Michigan.
Posted by: hogmartin

Only you can answer that.
300 yd shot? No.
30 yds from stand to buck's head? Maybe.
Only problem with .357, is flat tipped bullets, not pointed.
I'm running 158 gr solid copper jacketed for the Taurus Tracker as a last ditch backup for hogs.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2017 07:30 PM (4Utw1)

336 April Ryan- hmmm- Who did you perform degrading sex acts on to get a seat in the WHPB? Your journalistic career is no longer than the first two joints on my little finger.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2017 07:32 PM (iLyBM)

337 "Heated sex change"? Is better than a cold one?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 28, 2017 07:45 PM (ngWeP)

338 this is the only reason I am really enjoying the trump presidency, just telling people who are upset we don't agree with their stupid premise to put up or shut up - or go away
it is so refreshing to just deal with someone who says something like "well that is from breitbart" by asking them to explain what that means
RUSSIA - what are you talking about? do you even understand your own point?

Posted by: chelsea danger at March 28, 2017 07:50 PM (EjMSL)

339 Spicer started the press conference by raising his fist the sky and shouting: "I have the power!"

Posted by: He Man at March 28, 2017 07:51 PM (ZuGkg)

340 She was asking "How do you get out of bed in the morning with all these silly make-believe scandal questions?"

She was shaking her head "No" because Spicer was calling her out on what everybody knows: she's a DNC operative with a byline who thinks she can invent a scandal if she just keeps asking the same questions every day.

It's pathological with them at this point--and getting worse.

To quote Ace's previous post;

#IJustCan'tEvenAnymoreEither.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 28, 2017 07:59 PM (Ndje9)

341 Since the DNC just purged all its staff, does that mean all the press DNC drones are out too?

Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2017 08:04 PM (J6Jwd)

342 Isn't she gin soaked? Is Progressive insurance or gin?

Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2017 09:17 PM (AhPGR)

343 I don't understand why Spicer continues to call on this fucking bitch. Every time he calls on her she makes a ridiculous scene.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 28, 2017 10:48 PM (97XyN)

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