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Is This Something?

Just a mid-day break.

If this is real, I think it's something. But I don't know if it's real.


He looks like he's got a song in his heart -- you know, that song about a Sharp Dressed Man from ZZ Top.

Posted by: Ace at 03:46 PM




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1 NTTATWWT.

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2017 03:46 PM (7HtZB)

2 You just put this up in the hopes someone will buy that purse for you didn't you?

Posted by: buzzion at March 06, 2017 03:47 PM (z/Ubi)

3 Very definition of "light in the loafers"....

Posted by: zipity at March 06, 2017 03:47 PM (yhnBU)

4 So,so very gay.

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2017 03:47 PM (r/0kC)

5 OK.. I guess I don't get it.. Baracka carrying a shopping bag..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 06, 2017 03:47 PM (so+oy)

6 Am I missing something? It's not like the fact Obama is an effete jagoff is news.

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at March 06, 2017 03:47 PM (e4ZX9)

7 FAB-ulous!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 06, 2017 03:47 PM (sh70B)

8 European man bag.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2017 03:47 PM (/tuJf)

9 No Crocs, though.

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2017 03:47 PM (7HtZB)

10 Gayer than Neil Patrick Harris at a San Francisco bath house.

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2017 03:48 PM (r/0kC)

11 He feels pretty, oh so pretty...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 06, 2017 03:48 PM (ul9CR)

12 I can see him being a great inspiration to many beta males the world over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 06, 2017 03:48 PM (mC1ZI)

13 4 So,so very gay.
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2017 03:47 PM (r/0kC)

steeped in gayness

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2017 03:48 PM (7HtZB)

14 Is that an NPR tote bag?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2017 03:48 PM (gdnq1)

15 The future must not belong to those who slander the Prophet Joji!! (Porn Be Upon Him)

Posted by: irright (Radical Pornslim Fundamentalist) at March 06, 2017 03:48 PM (pMGkg)

16 They want me to throw a baseball? What's that ?

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 06, 2017 03:48 PM (MINbv)

17 Is This Something?

-------

Why ..... yes it is. We used to call them Dandys.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2017 03:48 PM (8XRCm)

18
Coming out --- soon!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2017 03:48 PM (v1g1+)

19 16
Sure it's real.

Obama on a girls bike.


http://tinyurl.com/zoq236x

Posted by: Ralph at March 06, 2017 03:48 PM (pvwwD)

20 All sorts of guys carrying that shit around in CA since they took away our grocery bags (sort of).

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 06, 2017 03:48 PM (Xuv2G)

21 more like "Fairies Wear Boots"

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 06, 2017 03:49 PM (FZYNt)

22
He's finally mincing out of the closet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2017 03:49 PM (493sH)

23 The darling floral tote doesn't look full enough to be holding the bicycle helmet that he uses when rides his girls' bike.

Posted by: Furious George at March 06, 2017 03:49 PM (j+dfT)

24 13 Extaordinarily gay.

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2017 03:49 PM (r/0kC)

25 I still see he's wearing the bomber jacket...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2017 03:49 PM (GwOXV)

26 If this is real, I think it's something. But I don't know if it's real.

Barky looks gayer when he's swinging a golf club.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2017 03:49 PM (zc3Db)

27 the definition of a male pussy. he's transforming.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2017 03:49 PM (KP5rU)

28 Well it ain't no NRA tote bag.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 06, 2017 03:49 PM (ul9CR)

29 He can't wait to get out of those jeans and into some nice chaps.

Posted by: in every sense of the word at March 06, 2017 03:49 PM (+INtM)

30 I see that he's done with the mom jeans.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 06, 2017 03:49 PM (Xuv2G)

31 Cropped out of that photo is Mooch in the lead going to the plane. He is carrying her bag, she is in control.

NTTATWWT.

Posted by: tbodie at March 06, 2017 03:49 PM (zsMTB)

32 Fap fap fap fap

Posted by: David Brooks at March 06, 2017 03:49 PM (OD2ni)

33 on the other hand, those don't look like "mom jeans"

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 06, 2017 03:50 PM (FZYNt)

34 That's man, baby!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2017 03:50 PM (J+eG2)

35 I just hope he doesn't develop an unhealthy love for shelving.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2017 03:50 PM (/tuJf)

36 It looks like a shopping bag to me. The kind they'd give you at Ghiaradelli Chocolates.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 06, 2017 03:50 PM (DLIpz)

37 So,so very gay.
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2017 03:47 PM (r/0kC)

steeped in gayness

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2017 03:48 PM (7HtZB)



He's gayer than a Liberace pajama party

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2017 03:50 PM (493sH)

38 Well, fits in with the "defense ministers" of northern European nations...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 06, 2017 03:50 PM (MINbv)

39 I told you!

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at March 06, 2017 03:50 PM (zRZaJ)

40 *squeeeeal*

For ME????

Posted by: Reggie Love at March 06, 2017 03:50 PM (6TED6)

41 And this was and is the best the dems have. Think on that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 06, 2017 03:50 PM (326rv)

42 His jeans are fitting better.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 06, 2017 03:51 PM (DLIpz)

43 Fag leather coat, brown shoes.


Ghey hipster. Reggie to be called back?

Posted by: Ralph at March 06, 2017 03:51 PM (pvwwD)

44 Buck O'Fama. King of Queers.

Posted by: ALH at March 06, 2017 03:51 PM (uLuPn)

45 So,so very gay.
Posted by: steevy





Seconded.

Floor vote. All those in favor say, "Aye".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 03:51 PM (/B2KC)

46 He looks like he's got a song in his heart -- you know, that song about a Sharp Dressed Man from ZZ Top.

Posted by: Ace


Looks more like show tunes to me, chief.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 06, 2017 03:51 PM (9krrF)

47 Looks like a man with a $60 book deal...

Posted by: JEM at March 06, 2017 03:51 PM (TppKb)

48 I have the same outfit

Posted by: Chris Hayes at March 06, 2017 03:51 PM (OD2ni)

49 What is it? What is it??

Posted by: kallisto; twitter blocked at the cube farm at March 06, 2017 03:51 PM (nNdYv)

50 Umm, other than the brown loafers with look stupid with the brown leather bomber jacket, not sure what the deal is....

At least he's not wearing a bunch of baubles around his neck like Milo did. That was truly gay.

Posted by: Jen at March 06, 2017 03:51 PM (K7A0z)

51 Living the good bum life with all the money in the world to spend.
Yep its real, and hopefully he will get softer and lazy as it goes on.

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2017 03:51 PM (HDU3V)

52 So, my fucked up family isn't the worst thing on the radar this week?

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at March 06, 2017 03:51 PM (326rv)

53 He's very......slight.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 06, 2017 03:51 PM (Bl4dy)

54 Cropped out of that photo is Mooch in the lead going to the plane. He is carrying her bag, she is in control.

NTTATWWT.

Posted by: tbodie at March 06, 2017 03:49 PM (zsMTB)



I wonder if they've seen each since he's left office. No need to pretend any more

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2017 03:52 PM (493sH)

55 Can't be light in the loafers... without loafers...


oh... and


AYE!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 06, 2017 03:52 PM (NgKpN)

56 I think the real motive for liberals pushing plastic bag bans is to make all men look gay by forcing this reusable bag nonsense.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2017 03:52 PM (gdnq1)

57 Oh, and before I click, what are the chances ace is being a bit, well, less than honest?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 06, 2017 03:52 PM (MINbv)

58 It looks like he is carrying a shopping bag? Admittedly a rather feminine shopping bag.

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2017 03:52 PM (a0IVu)

59 42 His jeans are fitting better.

And the creases are to die for.

Posted by: David Brookz at March 06, 2017 03:52 PM (ul9CR)

60 hopefully he will get softer and lazy as it goes on.

and go back on cocaine.

Posted by: ALH at March 06, 2017 03:52 PM (uLuPn)

61 He looks like he's got a song in his heart -- you know, that song about a Sharp Dressed Man from ZZ Top.

Posted by: Ace

Looks more like show tunes to me, chief.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 06, 2017 03:51 PM (9krrF)




It's raining men!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2017 03:52 PM (493sH)

62 He looks like he's got a song in his heart -- you know, that song about a Sharp Dressed Man from ZZ Top.

--------


I was thinking about a song from West Side Story.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2017 03:52 PM (8XRCm)

63 no one's gonna click on the link, huh?

you guys ruin everything

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2017 03:52 PM (8rNrN)

64 that's no bomber jacket. he got that in the gay section at american eagle. came with a bottle of free gay cologne. besides, that jacket is vinyl. not leather.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2017 03:52 PM (KP5rU)

65 A leather jacket & jeans don't make a man gay. The fact that they came from the women's department makes a man gay.

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2017 03:52 PM (7HtZB)

66 ...and the Daily Mail outlines the cost of every item of his outfit, and where *you* can purchase an exact replica outfit of your very own!

Posted by: squeakywheel at March 06, 2017 03:53 PM (f31Us)

67 Wing tips
Mom jeans
Always looking articulate and clean

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 06, 2017 03:53 PM (nFwvY)

68 AYE

Posted by: ALH at March 06, 2017 03:53 PM (uLuPn)

69 I wonder if they've seen each since he's left office. No need to pretend any more
Posted by: TheQuietMan

The key is to be in the right state of mind......If she's in another state, you don't mind.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at March 06, 2017 03:53 PM (326rv)

70 Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man-but not that queer JEF.

Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at March 06, 2017 03:53 PM (iu553)

71 He looks like he's got a song in his heart -- you know, that song about a Sharp Dressed Man from ZZ Top.

=====

I'm thinking it's more like "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty....."

Posted by: Flyboy at March 06, 2017 03:53 PM (a6jXo)

72 Fagala?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2017 03:53 PM (O2RFr)

73 Shouldn't there be a fresh baguette poking out the top of that bag?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 06, 2017 03:53 PM (ul9CR)

74 All sorts of guys carrying that shit around in CA since they took away our grocery bags (sort of).




There is a way to carry it and ways not to. That's a not to.
Grab it by all the handles at once. Just like you would a rabbit you just shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 03:53 PM (/B2KC)

75 Dude has one tiny sip of penis, and everybody starts hollering "Gay!!"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2017 03:53 PM (J+eG2)

76 I'm not saying he's gay, I'm just saying he wouldn't look out of place at the Up Your Alley Fair.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 06, 2017 03:54 PM (IcT7t)

77 What is it this time, Barry?

* looks up *

For gawdsakes, Barry, put that damned thing away and don't let anyone see you carrying it.

* listens *

I don't care if the pattern DOES match your panties.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 06, 2017 03:54 PM (j+dfT)

78 I'm thinking it's more like "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty....."
Posted by: Flyboy at March 06, 2017 03:53 PM (a6jXo)

Hah-I had it at #11

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 06, 2017 03:54 PM (ul9CR)

79 It's a man purse, baby!

Posted by: Birds at March 06, 2017 03:54 PM (NOIQH)

80 It's the stupid grin that does it. This asshole really thinks that he's some sort of style icon.


Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 06, 2017 03:54 PM (Tnhbr)

81 I have to say I do admire his metabolism, at his age. Its impressive.
*sighs as I look at my ever expanding waistline*

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2017 03:54 PM (a0IVu)

82 A tiny little bit of off topic minutiae -- Kelly Ann Conway was on some program this morning and let slip something about the 2:30 am concession call from Hillary Clinton...

The call was made by Huma Abedeen.


Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 06, 2017 03:54 PM (ZFUt7)

83 no one's gonna click on the link, huh? "

Do we look that stupid ?

But thanks for the warning...

Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (MINbv)

84 Has only been 5 weeks out of office, not enough time to grow his hair long enough for box braids in a man-bun

Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (AOrEZ)

85 So when Obama told Medvedev to let Putin know that he'd have more flexibility after the election, he was really talking about his schedule to give Putin a "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" makeover.

Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (hdpay)

86 21 more like "Fairies Wear Boots"

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 06, 2017 03:49 PM

Well done. Golf clap.

Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (iu553)

87 81 I have to say I do admire his metabolism, at his age. Its impressive.
*sighs as I look at my ever expanding waistline*
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2017 03:54 PM (a0IVu)

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (7HtZB)

88 3 Very definition of "light in the loafers"....
Posted by: zipity at March 06, 2017 03:47 PM (yhnBU)

He buys loafer lightener by the barrel.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (zoyKY)

89 Dude has one tiny sip of penis, and everybody starts hollering "Gay!!"




Problem is, that was no sip. Dude guzzled that shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (/B2KC)

90 this reminds of something I saw on Daily Mail today - "Can YOU spot the hidden kitten" , dont know why...

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (c6/9Q)

91 65 A leather jacket & jeans don't make a man gay. The fact that they came from the women's department makes a man gay.
Posted by: josephistan

no, sipping penis makes you gay

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (FZYNt)

92 >>I still see he's wearing the bomber jacket...


Posted by: Anna Puma

It's my droning jacket.

Posted by: Barry at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (/Nite)

93 No body called him a comedian when he told a joke, what gives?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (jsWA8)

94 Ace

I keep getting errors on the video clip.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (J+eG2)

95 Mmmmm - mmmm - mmmm!

Posted by: Tyler Perry at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (bc2Lc)

96 Mooch is wearing her shoulder pads and strap-on.
There. You don't have to look.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (jxxiB)

97 3 no one's gonna click on the link, huh?

you guys ruin everything
Posted by: ace

Been RickRolled too many times here.

Posted by: Golfman at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (48QDY)

98 Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

Would somebody tell me how to shut my gaydar off, it's giving me a headache.

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

Posted by: West at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (1Rgee)

99
Caption:

The Bush-Cheney Legacy

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (mx+JH)

100 He looks like he's thinking about the Beach Volleyball Scene in Top Gun.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2017 03:56 PM (eGfTO)

101 Well, I can only imagine what George Bush looked like walking Barney around the neighborhood, with a plastic baggy dispenser attached to the leash....

He has said that was when he realized he was back to being a citizen at that point, as he was scraping warm dog crap off the lawn into a bag.

Posted by: Jen at March 06, 2017 03:56 PM (K7A0z)

102 "I wonder if they've seen each since he's left office. No need to pretend any more"

There's been a rash of sightings of Hillary Clinton on board commercial airline flights in the last two weeks or so. Her Nibs apparently can't afford the cushy private jet any longer, what with donations to the Foundation evaporating.

Funny thing: in all of these photos popping up on social media from very excited liberals who couldn't believe that the Grandmonster was on THEIR VERY SAME FLIGHT, there's someone who for some reason is never present in the photo with her.

Bill.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 06, 2017 03:56 PM (noWW6)

103 I think I'll go back to surfing Susan Lucci's auction...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zwzfp9q

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2017 03:56 PM (GwOXV)

104 >>I keep getting errors on the video clip.

Take that as a blessing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2017 03:56 PM (/tuJf)

105 67
Wing tips

Mom jeans

Always looking articulate and clean

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 06, 2017 03:53 PM (nFwvY)

And he doesn't speak with a negro accent

Posted by: Harry Reid, pederast at March 06, 2017 03:56 PM (Lat75)

106 I haven't had this strong a Blip on my Gaydar since the first time I saw Richard Simmons.

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2017 03:56 PM (r/0kC)

107 Oh, I saw the boys, Ace.

Posted by: Infidel at March 06, 2017 03:56 PM (ByNzS)

108 99,
Zinger!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 06, 2017 03:56 PM (MINbv)

109 Mooch's purse.

Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2017 03:57 PM (x9c8r)

110 In the background they should be playing "I'm coming out"

BTW a commenter on the conservative treehouse blog says Jarrett moved in with them because she lost her SS detail. If true she must be really paranoid.

Posted by: Chilling the most at March 06, 2017 03:57 PM (Cl52v)

111 It looks like a plastic doll, the way the hand is posed. I don't know if I believe it's real. I HOPE it's not real. My God, if it's real, the man suffers from the lowest "low T" of anyone ever in history.


That said, if it IS real, I'm not one bit surprised he'd carry a fricking reusable shopping bag/manpurse. Just... *sigh*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 03, 2017 12:36 PM [/ at March 06, 2017 03:57 PM (4df7R)

112 you guys ruin everything
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2017 03:52 PM (8rNrN)


i took you on your word, but now ISWYDT

Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2017 03:57 PM (nNdYv)

113 Setting aside the purse, what self-respecting straight black man dresses that way?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 06, 2017 03:57 PM (/f1mm)

114 Speaking of CA's idiotic plastic bag ban (and note - like the idiotic "bullet train", and the idiotic stem-cell research institute, and the idiotic even *higher* taxes on a tiny slice of higher income households, this ban was not imposed by the Supreme Soviet in Sacramento, but voted for by the idiotic majority in CA) .......


Spent a few days last week skiing/snowshoeing near Truckee (in CA, near the Donner Pass) and staying nearby in Reno, NV. Hilarious, in a dark way, as we laughed and without thinking said "gee, right, you guys still have plastic bags!" to clerks in Reno, who then shook their heads and said "Californians?". And then once in Truckee, forgettiung to bring bags into the store, of course.


Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2017 03:57 PM (QDnY+)

115 Homo.

Posted by: Decision Desk at March 06, 2017 03:57 PM (6LwXe)

116 Caption:

The Bush-Cheney Legacy

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 06, 2017 03:55 PM (mx+JH)


Don't blame Cheney. The second term was Bush-Rice.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2017 03:58 PM (zc3Db)

117 The only thing more ghey than Obama riding a bike was John Fucking Kerry riding a bike.

Posted by: Captain FartsAStorm at March 06, 2017 03:58 PM (lslKa)

118 Barack and
Michelle Obama have been seen out for the first time since Donald
Trump's controversial wire-tapping claims made international headlines.

The two smiled for the cameras as the exited the National Gallery of Art
in Washington on Sunday, seeming at ease amid the row over whether the
former President abused his powers to enact a "Watergate-level scandal"
in a bid to topple Trump.



Typical Obama - an f' you.

Posted by: Birds at March 06, 2017 03:58 PM (NOIQH)

119 Ace, after London Boys do you really expect us to click on a link ever again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2017 03:58 PM (GwOXV)

120 117 John Kerry wind surfing.

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2017 03:58 PM (r/0kC)

121 Can someone post the YouTube of his first pitch throw.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 03:58 PM (zoyKY)

122 Fanook

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 06, 2017 03:59 PM (ul9CR)

123 Hot.

Posted by: Man's Country Chicago at March 06, 2017 03:59 PM (bc2Lc)

124 So, how many of those London Boys do you think survived the AIDS epidemic?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 06, 2017 03:59 PM (so+oy)

125 Saw this on Drudge.

Cringed.

Yelled, "Carrying THAT BAG had better be an act of chivalry!"

Posted by: pookysgirl at March 06, 2017 03:59 PM (ar2KI)

126 I think he's smiling because Michelle told him he could give her a pedi when they got home.

Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2017 03:59 PM (hdpay)

127 120,
So i dodged one ?

Whew.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 06, 2017 03:59 PM (MINbv)

128 That's his range bag. He's got a Scorpion EVO in there, so don't mess with him.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 06, 2017 03:59 PM (97XyN)

129 >> I keep getting errors on the video clip.

That's one way to describe it.

Posted by: Aviator at March 06, 2017 03:59 PM (/Nite)

130 He's smiling like he just got a new strap-on for Michelle to use on him while he sucks Reggie's Dick.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 06, 2017 04:00 PM (6Ll1u)

131 Well, he certainly doesn't kiss like he's gay....

Posted by: Reggie L. at March 06, 2017 04:00 PM (EVi2J)

132
Look at what the Bush presidencies gave us.
First, a pair of grifters, the Clintons. Then, a pair of racist anti-American totalitarians, the obamas.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 06, 2017 04:00 PM (mx+JH)

133 That's not the kind of leather than Barry usually prefers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2017 04:00 PM (oVJmc)

134 o.k. ace, clicked the link. wtf? no boy george available? got something against frankie goes to hollywood? damn!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2017 04:00 PM (KP5rU)

135 Barky the bag man, fucking putz.

Posted by: Killerdog at March 06, 2017 04:01 PM (5gXZz)

136 Where do you guys carry your moisturizer?

In your pockets!?

Posted by: Barackhenaten I at March 06, 2017 04:01 PM (eGfTO)

137 the guy looks like a faggot

Posted by: Elton John at March 06, 2017 04:01 PM (FZYNt)

138 The irony in this post is not subtle.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 06, 2017 04:01 PM (/8Lie)

139 Sure, he looks like a sissy, but he has a fresh killed llama in that bag.

Or a plush toy.

Probably a plush toy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 06, 2017 04:01 PM (gIRsn)

140 Looking at the guy, it is safe to assume that wives and daughters have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at March 06, 2017 04:01 PM (7N6ox)

141 At least it appears he dropped the Mom Jeans.

Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL at March 06, 2017 04:02 PM (+FSld)

142 Ladies and Gentlemen, the Shadow President of the United States.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2017 04:02 PM (oVJmc)

143 He's just missing Reggie's cock in his ass and Michelle's in his mouth.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2017 04:02 PM (xttKs)

144 >>Funny thing: in all of these photos popping up on social media from very
excited liberals who couldn't believe that the Grandmonster was on
THEIR VERY SAME FLIGHT, there's someone who for some reason is never
present in the photo with her.

Bill.
------
Heh. I was pounding the chubby FA back in the lav.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 06, 2017 04:02 PM (/Nite)

145 Looking at the guy, it is safe to assume that wives and daughters have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at March 06, 2017 04:01 PM (7N6ox)



Well he might borrow, without asking, things out of their wardrobe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2017 04:02 PM (493sH)

146 Way lower than Beta.

Omega Male.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 06, 2017 04:02 PM (ul9CR)

147 In your pockets!?
Posted by: Barackhenaten I at March 06, 2017 04:01 PM (eGfTO)

My hands...I am a big pocket billiard's palyer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2017 04:02 PM (KlI/a)

148 Yeah, I clicked on the link. You're a bad bad man.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2017 04:03 PM (kTF2Z)

149 Jake Tapper has become completely dishonest.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2017 04:03 PM (/tuJf)

150 He stole Ace's messenger bag!

My gaydar blew up from overload.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 06, 2017 04:03 PM (aSo+M)

151 He's like a black Nick Gillespie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2017 04:03 PM (oVJmc)

152 Mooch's purse.
Posted by: BignJames




"Where are Barry's balls?"
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 04:03 PM (/B2KC)

153
AAAAAAAAAAA


that video is on the money. This is something

Posted by: ThunderB at March 06, 2017 04:03 PM (AQNmk)

154 we're s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g.

we're shopping.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 06, 2017 04:03 PM (nN7Mo)

155 Paper jumpsuit.

Posted by: 80's music fan at March 06, 2017 04:03 PM (PHcLa)

156 "It looks like a plastic doll, the way the hand is posed."

This was my first thought. He looks like a Ken doll. And the way his leg is lifted looks unnatural.

Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2017 04:03 PM (eAZVt)

157 Ladies and Gentlemen, the Shadow President of the United States.

----------------------
Raaaycist

Posted by: Undocumented at March 06, 2017 04:03 PM (OmhcY)

158 That picture just screams, Mani / Pedi Day.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2017 04:04 PM (eGfTO)

159
He's biting his lower lip like that because his butt plug just started to vibrate

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2017 04:04 PM (493sH)

160 Way lower than Beta.

Omega Male.





Theta male.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 04:04 PM (/B2KC)

161 Old and Busted.... Walk softly and carry a big stick...

New Hotness... Walk Loudly, and carry a little bag...



And then we wonder why the Middle East does not Fear the US...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 06, 2017 04:04 PM (NgKpN)

162 133
Look at what the Bush presidencies gave us.
First, a pair of grifters, the Clintons. Then, a pair of racist anti-American totalitarians, the obamas.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 06, 2017 04:00 PM (mx+JH)

You and torquewrench need to get a room.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 04:04 PM (zoyKY)

163 Can someone post the YouTube of his first pitch throw.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 03:58 PM (zoyKY)


I prefer the golf swing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9m3GyDh6M8

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2017 04:04 PM (zc3Db)

164 The comments are precious.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2017 04:04 PM (gjdGN)

165 See that London Boys vid? It's things like these that make me wish I still got high. That thing is already a fricken acid trip as is, can imagine how it would look like toke-enhanced.

Tempting!

Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2017 04:05 PM (nNdYv)

166 51 Living the good bum life with all the money in the world to spend.
Yep its real, and hopefully he will get softer and lazy as it goes on.
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2017 03:51 PM (HDU3V)


Yeah, if someone paid me sixty million for a book I'm, let's face it, not even going to write, I'd have that "fuck you" smile on my face too.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 06, 2017 04:05 PM (Xuv2G)

167 Nevertheless *she* persisted.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 06, 2017 04:05 PM (ZFUt7)

168 "152 He's like a black Nick Gillespie."


I dress like that because I'm hip and edgy.

Posted by: Goth Fonzie at March 06, 2017 04:05 PM (OD2ni)

169 >>So, how many of those London Boys do you think survived the AIDS epidemic?

Apparently at least the one with the shopping bag.

Posted by: Aviator at March 06, 2017 04:05 PM (/Nite)

170 "And the way his leg is lifted looks unnatural."

If you were photographed fresh from a boo-fooing you'd walk oddly too.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 06, 2017 04:05 PM (aSo+M)

171 The time President Obama spared from the adornment of his person was devoted to the neglect of his duties.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 06, 2017 04:05 PM (mCEPL)

172 He's biting his lower lip like that because his butt plug just started to vibrate




"Time to come home!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 04:05 PM (/B2KC)

173 The bear is loose!

Posted by: Press Corpse at March 06, 2017 04:06 PM (/f1mm)

174 Next up, ditching the stupid water dogs for a pocket dog he can carry on a plane

Posted by: Ralph at March 06, 2017 04:06 PM (Lat75)

175 He looks just like those pictures you'd see of Bruce Jenner a year or so before Jenner officially switched a chromosome. Just a hint of the feminine... oh, is Bruce growing out his fingernails? Wow, what a bold choice Bruce made with that paisley top! And my, he's really growing out that hair, huh? That sort of thing.......

Goodbye Barry!

Hello, Carrie!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (jjaLl)

176 When I saw this photo earlier I thought he was hangin' out with Oprah, but I looked again and it's the Mooch wearing all black.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (Ivjge)

177 I think the bag says Prancersize-Mart if you zoom in. He just picked up a pink unitard.

Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (+FSld)

178 The call was made by Huma Abedeen.


Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 06, 2017 03:54 PM (ZFUt7)

-----

Drunk, drunker, and everloving shitfaced splattoed is no way to go thru life Hillz.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (8XRCm)

179 this guy definitely putts from the ruff.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (KP5rU)

180 Next up, ditching the stupid water dogs for a pocket dog he can carry on a plane

Posted by: Ralph at March 06, 2017 04:06 PM (Lat75)


As a snack?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (493sH)

181 Our reusable shopping bags do not look gay...
They all have a trucking company logo on them.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (yTnCT)

182 Please don't associate ZZ Top with this person.

Posted by: Rihar at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (+ao6J)

183 It is an odd pose, though. Don't most straight men's arms move with the opposite leg?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (/f1mm)

184 Uh.... at least he lost the mom jeans?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (FqgrG)

185 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2017 04:04 PM (zc3Db)

Shankapotomus definitely.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (zoyKY)

186 Fag.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (gjdGN)

187 "The bear is loose!"

Isn't that some Andrew Sullivan thing? If so, it explains a lot.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (aSo+M)

188 Better sit down. Ace should ready a flaming skull.


The ACLU has announced it will challenge the new immigration EO, and says it still has "constitutional problems" because ..... discrimination on basis of religion.


One has to hope for another restraining order going into effect, if only on the chance that it finally, finally, finally will force the adults to confront that the lawlessness is now unacceptably out of hand.


It appears that serious people in the US will have to be literally forced to confront reality, which is that the judiciary has usurped absolutely unambiguous and constitutionally and statutorily based executive authority - on a national security matter, no less.


I doubt Sessions or his team are much different than the rest of the legal Borg - they are incapable of considering that a court is itself lawless and must be defied in order to uphold rule of law and the constitution. So judicial tyranny's giant ratchet is even now turning one more portentous notch.



Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (QDnY+)

189 Caption:

You know Michelle, you were right, this thong makes me feel sexy.

Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (hdpay)

190 I can almost hear him singing

"that the city should give me its key..."

Posted by: Mallfly Cloggenstein of Obamaland VT at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (b7fwp)

191 174
The bear is loose!

Posted by: Press Corpse at March 06, 2017 04:06 PM (/f1mm)

Hell, yeah, as many dicks as he has had up his ass, you'd be loose too

Posted by: Reggie at March 06, 2017 04:08 PM (Lat75)

192 Not a thing. I carry ghey shopping bags because Progifornia outlawed disposable plastic grocery bags.

I buy tons of durable bags like the one Barry is carrying - at the local thrift shop for.25 cents - then toss them after a few grocery trips.

Posted by: 13times at March 06, 2017 04:08 PM (WHVu+)

193 What's in the bag, Barry?

Posted by: washrivergal at March 06, 2017 04:08 PM (Ivjge)

194 The Quokka is on the loose!

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2017 04:08 PM (HDU3V)

195 We could have told you that.....

Posted by: The composite girlfriends at March 06, 2017 04:08 PM (326rv)

196 Goodbye Barry!

Hello, Carrie!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

Bernice

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 06, 2017 04:08 PM (FZYNt)

197 does he still get Secret Service protection? are they hiding behind the limo laughing?

Posted by: Mallfly Cloggenstein of Obamaland VT at March 06, 2017 04:08 PM (b7fwp)

198 "175 Next up, ditching the stupid water dogs for a pocket dog he can carry on a plane"


As a fellow Portie owner, his choice of dog was the only thing I liked about Obama. Great dogs. I hope he hasn't eaten them yet.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 06, 2017 04:08 PM (OD2ni)

199 The title of his new book: "Wet Dreams of My Father."

Posted by: Old Stevie at March 06, 2017 04:09 PM (YBUIU)

200 The fvcking asshole looks like He might weighs 120lbs. That guys got the slims.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 06, 2017 04:09 PM (6LwXe)

201 Looks like a corpse......man.

Posted by: Strobe at March 06, 2017 04:09 PM (gbWkA)

202 >>As a fellow Portie owner, his choice of dog was the only thing I liked about Obama. Great dogs. I hope he hasn't eaten them yet.

He didn't chose it. It was given to him by Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2017 04:09 PM (/tuJf)

203 He looks like he's got a song in his heart -- you know, that song about a Sharp Dressed Man from ZZ Top.

Complete with Cheap Sunglasses.

Posted by: Average Guy at March 06, 2017 04:09 PM (LMcFk)

204 Please don't associate ZZ Top with this person.

Posted by: Rihar at March 06, 2017 04:07 PM (+ao6J)

-----

OH C'MON!!!


"Tube Steak Boogie" fits him so well......

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2017 04:09 PM (8XRCm)

205 Man, is that dude gay.

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 06, 2017 04:10 PM (8ZskC)

206 Thought bubble

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty, witty, and bright!
And I pity anyone
Who isn't me tonight!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2017 04:10 PM (kTF2Z)

207 Oh what a cute purse Barry has! And doesn't he carry off the bold print well!

We're going to put him in our "Fashion Do's" column next month!

Soooooooo dreamy!

Posted by: Glamour Magazine at March 06, 2017 04:10 PM (riF5p)

208 Hell, I don't see anything wrong with what he's wearing. I don't think I'd go with the tucked-in shirt with that getup, and the jeans are too short in the inseam. And he's caught awkwardly in mid-stride. And the bag he's holding looks like he just bought something for one of his daughters... But conceptually, that's basically how I dress, and I'm straight enough to not give half an airborne fuck if anyone doesn't believe me.

I mean, I hate the bastard with a visceral passion unequaled in human history, but I'm gonna take his side on this one. Just this once.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2017 04:10 PM (sK2fh)

209 189>> if that happens, Trump should just shut off all immigration until EACH. AND. EVERY. PERSON. Can be vetted completely.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 06, 2017 04:10 PM (N+8M8)

210 Bernice
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 06, 2017 04:08 PM (FZYNt)

I totally just heard Abe Vigoda's voice.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2017 04:10 PM (RwwCT)

211 Posted by: The composite girlfriends at March 06, 2017 04:08 PM (326rv)

Hey! Forgot about y'all, how y'all been?

Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2017 04:11 PM (x9c8r)

212 The song he's listening to on his iPod is the Specials, Do the Dog, oh not the monkey. Do the do the do the dog.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 06, 2017 04:11 PM (6Ll1u)

213 "Tube Steak Boogie" fits him so well......

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2017 04:09 PM (8XRCm)


Yeah, actually, I kind of loosened him up over the years, don't fit so well anymore.

Posted by: Reggie "The Spreader" Love at March 06, 2017 04:11 PM (jjaLl)

214 I always carry a bag too, but it has balls in it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2017 04:11 PM (8ZskC)

215 He's just a little buttercup.

Posted by: Strobe at March 06, 2017 04:11 PM (gbWkA)

216 I think he just got a makeover.

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at March 06, 2017 04:11 PM (CLKfs)

217 He is extremely well-pressed. David Brooks will go wild.

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at March 06, 2017 04:12 PM (CLKfs)

218 Seriously,has anybody ever turned up an actual girlriend of Obama's other than Mooch?

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2017 04:12 PM (r/0kC)

219 Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2017 04:10 PM (sK2fh)

You one of them there metro sexual kinda of fella?

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 04:12 PM (zoyKY)

220 ""Tube Steak Boogie" fits him so well"

Pearl Necklace.

Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2017 04:12 PM (eAZVt)

221 Barry's BOD.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 06, 2017 04:12 PM (6LwXe)

222 184 It is an odd pose, though. Don't most straight men's arms move with the opposite leg?

Now I had to get up and walk to see how I do it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 06, 2017 04:12 PM (ul9CR)

223 Complete with Cheap Sunglasses.
_____________________

Those are not cheap.

Somebody had this photo up on another site, with the price of the crap he's wearing. The sunglasses cost $485.

You didn't think a multi-millionaire 1%-er was going to buy his sunglasses at Target, did you?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 06, 2017 04:12 PM (riF5p)

224 the gay life and a steady diet of cocaine must make you really skinny. maybe just his windsurfing body. branson awaits.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2017 04:12 PM (KP5rU)

225 This harshes my mellow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2017 04:12 PM (pUDQf)

226 I believe the look on his face is referred to as a "sh#t-eating grin."

Posted by: Birds at March 06, 2017 04:12 PM (NOIQH)

227
He's about to raise his right hand to wave to Reggie and his other pals - Hi Girls! Let me show you what I bought!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2017 04:12 PM (493sH)

228

Lot of Cultural Appropriating going on in that video...

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 06, 2017 04:12 PM (Uy6ri)

229 As a fellow Portie owner, his choice of dog was the only thing I liked about Obama. Great dogs. I hope he hasn't eaten them yet.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 06, 2017 04:08 PM (OD2ni)

Received from the Kennedy who drowned the girl. Named it Swimmer iirc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 06, 2017 04:13 PM (/f1mm)

230 I said Lord take me downtown, I'm just lookin' for some tush

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 06, 2017 04:13 PM (ul9CR)

231
So, how many of those London Boys do you think survived the AIDS epidemic?








Didn't the London Boys die in an auto wreck?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2017 04:13 PM (XWkhW)

232 "He didn't chose it. It was given to him by Ted Kennedy."


Really? I thought one of his kids had allergies and that is one of a few breeds for people with allergies. Teddy just jumped the waiting list at the breeder and took someone else's dog.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 06, 2017 04:13 PM (OD2ni)

233
Guyz...... seriously. Go back to the Twitter link and scroll down to the "Not My Dad Photo".

Hilarity will ensue.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2017 04:13 PM (8XRCm)

234 If we're talking style, I may be wrong but a grey shirt with brown shoes is not the combo that I'd go with.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 04:13 PM (zoyKY)

235 I can't stand the jerk.

But don't get the problem with the pic.

Nice jacket. Not a slob. Really?

Does that make him a girlyboy? (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Posted by: Bobby Ahr Dee at March 06, 2017 04:14 PM (zmZ2x)

236 Looking at that pic of Obama, I keep hearing 'Staying alive' from the BeeGees in my head..

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2017 04:14 PM (a0IVu)

237 Received from the Kennedy who drowned the girl. Named it Swimmer iirc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

No, he named the damn dog after himself

BO

how creative

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 06, 2017 04:14 PM (FZYNt)

238 I mean, I hate the bastard with a visceral passion unequaled in human history, but I'm gonna take his side on this one. Just this once.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2017 04:10 PM (sK2fh)

You've also probably never called your wife Michael.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 06, 2017 04:14 PM (/f1mm)

239
Even that Shit Jimmy Carter helped people with his Habitat for Humanity scam after he was president.

Carter was out there swinging a hammer.

obama is out there swinging a shopping bag.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 06, 2017 04:14 PM (MkKmC)

240
221 ""Tube Steak Boogie" fits him so well"

Pearl Necklace.

Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2017 04:12 PM (eAZVt)







Velcro Fly

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2017 04:14 PM (XWkhW)

241 re 220: how many people from Columbia or Harvard Law actually remember him?

Posted by: Mallfly Cloggenstein of Obamaland VT at March 06, 2017 04:14 PM (b7fwp)

242 I think the song in his heart is 'Walk on the Wild Side' by Lou Reed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 06, 2017 04:14 PM (sh70B)

243 He's coming back from the grocery store. He takes a bag, cuz he cares about the planet- unlike you denying haterzzzzzzz..

Posted by: Eye Heart Obama at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (Re/7S)

244 Guys. 1st rule is never do it with crazy. 2nd rule is don't let your wife dress you. 3rd rule is don't be a SCOAMF.

That's walking failure right there.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, unrepentent right-wing, tea party terrorist at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (GX63o)

245 Looks like a perfectly normal American carrying his Kirkland roast chicken home from Costco.

Posted by: JEM at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (TppKb)

246 You one of them there metro sexual kinda of fella?
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 04:12 PM (zoyKY)

Nah, just a skinny dude who looks ridiculous in "relaxed fit" clothes. Don't know why they ever needed a word for that...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (sK2fh)

247 So he's carrying mommy's purse. What's the problem?

Posted by: on the verge at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (bsDXW)

248 Didn't the London Boys die in an auto wreck?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

just like Paul McCartney

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (FZYNt)

249 no one's gonna click on the link, huh?



you guys ruin everything

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2017 03:52 PM


I shouldn't have listened. Some things cannot be unseen.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (p+Wdc)

250 I'm a lifelong Republican who disagrees with Mr. Obama on some issues, but there is no denying his style and grace. Eight years of extremist attacks could easily leave one bitter, but he appears enchanted.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (ismre)

251 "219 Seriously,has anybody ever turned up an actual girlriend of Obama's other than Mooch?"


She was from Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (OD2ni)

252 All of the world's despots sleep better at night knowing that this bad motherfucker is no longer the CinC.

Posted by: Pendejo at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (yKJ+U)

253 Received from the Kennedy who drowned the girl. Named it Swimmer iirc.
______________________

I think it was "Splash."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (riF5p)

254 Guys. 1st rule is never do it with crazy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, unrepentent right-wing, tea party terrorist at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (GX63o)

Michelle clearly didn't get the memo.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (KUaJL)

255 This dude looks like a gaffer from a 1970's porn shoot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (pUDQf)

256 Carter was out there swinging a hammer.


Carter held a hammer one day a year, for a picture.

Obama's fabulousness doesn't get Carter off the hook for being a mean POS.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (8ZskC)

257 There's little sadder than an ex-president.

Posted by: Mega at March 06, 2017 04:16 PM (hHFOx)

258 >>how many people from Columbia or Harvard Law actually remember him?

You mean actually on campus or at the nearby gay bar?

Posted by: Barry at March 06, 2017 04:16 PM (/Nite)

259 Instead of guess how many jellybeans, it's "guess how many dicks are in Obama's bag"?

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2017 04:16 PM (VndSC)

260 Obama's fabulousness doesn't get Carter off the hook for being a mean POS.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

and an anti-semite to boot

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 06, 2017 04:16 PM (FZYNt)

261

Didn't a certain ewok get a manbag?

Posted by: ThunderB at March 06, 2017 04:17 PM (AQNmk)

262 okay because you guys suck at life, I'll give away the joke I was so proud of: The link "that song about a Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ top" leads to the song London Nights by the London Boys.

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2017 04:17 PM (8rNrN)

263 But don't get the problem with the pic.

Nice jacket. Not a slob. Really?

--

While not a slob, he does look rather 1980s with that jacket. Preppy goomba.

Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL at March 06, 2017 04:17 PM (+FSld)

264 Leatherboy Urkel.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2017 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

265
63 no one's gonna click on the link, huh?

you guys ruin everything
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2017 03:52 PM (8rNrN)


Clicked on the link, but would not let it play... you're pushing things, Shelvey.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2017 04:17 PM (v1g1+)

266 No, he named the damn dog after himself

BO

how creative

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 06, 2017 04:14 PM (FZYNt)

Ha. That's right. Wasn't there a Swimmer name, or am I just remembering the Corps Man's nickname?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 06, 2017 04:17 PM (/f1mm)

267 Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (pUDQf)
--------

You spelled fluffer wrong

Posted by: Mega at March 06, 2017 04:17 PM (hHFOx)

268 256 This dude looks like a gaffer from a 1970's porn shoot.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


you spelled fluffer wrong

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2017 04:17 PM (VndSC)

269 "And the winner is. . . . LaLa Land!"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2017 04:17 PM (4AVeu)

270 >>>256 This dude looks like a gaffer from a 1970's porn shoot.

it's spelled "fluffer"

geeze buy an urban dictionary already

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2017 04:17 PM (8rNrN)

271 okay because you guys suck at life, I'll give away the joke I was so proud of: The link "that song about a Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ top" leads to the song London Nights by the London Boys.

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2017 04:17 PM (8rNrN)

-------

So..... you *lied* to us????


*single tear down my cheek

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2017 04:17 PM (8XRCm)

272
I can't stand the jerk.

But don't get the problem with the pic.

Nice jacket. Not a slob. Really?

Does that make him a girlyboy? (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Posted by: Bobby Ahr Dee at March 06, 2017 04:14 PM (zmZ2x)








Doesn't matter. We have a duty as Morons to mercilessly mock that cockholster until the day he dies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2017 04:18 PM (XWkhW)

273 you guys ruin everything
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2017 03:52 PM (8rNrN)

We're not called the Moron Horde for nothing.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 06, 2017 04:18 PM (KUaJL)

274 sigh. now people are beating me to jokes

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2017 04:18 PM (8rNrN)

275 "258 There's little sadder than an ex-president."


How about a former VP that barely lost his own race. I'm super serial.

Posted by: Manbearpig at March 06, 2017 04:18 PM (OD2ni)

276 210 Crotchety Jarhead - but that isn't going to happen.


When courts - hell, individual judges - can just make up anything they want, and "rule" without any relation to the law, the constitution, accepted concepts of standing and injury, on national security matters completely and pristinely outside their jurisdiction and functional competence ..... and get away with it .... this is one definition of anarchy and lawlessness.


And one more vote (note the word - "vote" - it's a vote, it's not judicial reasoning of any sort) on the SCOTUS doesn't fix the problem. It just helps hold off the lawless barbarians (maybe), until the balance in the unelected legislature changes.


And as a tactical matter (that's all there is, the country is only barely on the rails and it's a day-by-day situation), just wait. If 4 judges can wrest control of admissions policy from a president (and they have, to date), it's not hard to imagine the damage they can cause in areas where they actually have some jurisdiction or legal rationale for interference.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2017 04:18 PM (QDnY+)

277 "I'm a fairy douchebag, not yet out . . . ."

Posted by: Obama at March 06, 2017 04:18 PM (GX63o)

278 You couldn't find Rick Astley?

Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2017 04:18 PM (x9c8r)

279 I haven't seen anything this gay since Taco started putting on the Ritz.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 06, 2017 04:18 PM (nFwvY)

280 The London Boys vid is a little slice of awesome in a dark and precarious world.

Thanks Ace.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2017 04:18 PM (8ZskC)

281 As P.J. O'Rourke once pointed out, Jimmy Carter wore real Levi's and knew how to use tools, so that was two things he had going for him.


Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM (ul9CR)

282 Posted by: ace at March 06, 2017 04:17 PM (8rNrN)

You've got a lot of old timers here who fell for that previously. I think the refrain was 'Never Again! '

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM (zoyKY)

283 you guys ruin everything
Posted by: ace

one only needs to stomp on a flaming bag of dogshit so many times until they get wise

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM (FZYNt)

284 Wow. No one rocks Ken Doll Cool like this guy.

Posted by: Mega at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM (hHFOx)

285
Instead of guess how many jellybeans, it's "guess how many dicks are in Obama's bag?"


So that's what the proverbial Bag o' Dicks looks like? Who knew?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM (v1g1+)

286 271 >>>256 This dude looks like a gaffer from a 1970's porn shoot.

it's spelled "fluffer"

geeze buy an urban dictionary already
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2017 04:17 PM (8rNrN)

I wonder just how many of us had this same thought at the very same time. I think I've been hanging around here too long...

...or not long enough.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM (RwwCT)

287 just seconds before the above photo was taken, he was holding the bag in the crook of his arm and touching up his mascara using a compact mirror.

Posted by: simplemind at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM (xVRrG)

288 Hey, fluffing is an honorable profession!

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM (8ZskC)

289
Just because a guy dressed like that, carries a bag like that, spends the day antiquing and the nights manning a glory hole doesn't necessarily mean he's gay

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM (493sH)

290 When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped like a fag and carrying a bag from Gucci.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

291 246
Looks like a perfectly normal American carrying his Kirkland roast chicken home from Costco. For Val Jar


Posted by: JEM at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (TppKb)

FIFY

Posted by: Reggie at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM (Lat75)

292 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2017 04:18 PM (8ZskC)

-----

What a FUCKING suck up!

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

293 263 okay because you guys suck at life, I'll give away the joke I was so proud of: The link "that song about a Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ top" leads to the song London Nights by the London Boys.
_____________________

Hey, we don't suck at life. (Okay, maybe we do). But we don't suck so much that we listen to bands with "boys" in their name.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM (riF5p)

294 Near Trifecta on the "fluffer" joke...

I love this place.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2017 04:20 PM (sK2fh)

295 you did promise not to do that video thing in our mouths again.

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2017 04:20 PM (VndSC)

296 To be fair, it's been a while since the last London Boys gag.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 06, 2017 04:20 PM (9krrF)

297 He's gonna shit those pants when they find evidence he corrupted the presidency to carry out his poltical attack on Trump.

Do they make Depends in a pattern to match that outfit ?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2017 04:20 PM (gjdGN)

298
This dude looks like a gaffer from a 1970's porn shoot.

So you're saying he looks like he sets up lighting and sound booms?

Posted by: Clay Matthews at March 06, 2017 04:20 PM (lKyWE)

299 So that's what the proverbial Bag o' Dicks looks like? Who knew?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM


Threadwinner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2017 04:20 PM (p+Wdc)

300 Sorry Ace, have to disagree...

The background song is NOT Sharp Dressed Man...

Its... I'm so Pretty... oh so pretty...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 06, 2017 04:21 PM (NgKpN)

301 That's a man with a $60 million book contract and his ghostwriter all lined up.

I expect he will spend his days flitting back and forth among DuPont Circle, the West Village and Fire Island.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 06, 2017 04:21 PM (3OAG2)

302 He's walking, cuz he forgot his special helmet.

Posted by: Bikers For Safety at March 06, 2017 04:21 PM (Re/7S)

303 Very George Michaels, maybe Boy George.

No that there is anything wrong with that. :-/

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2017 04:21 PM (gjdGN)

304 Which reminds me. . . is it ever appropriate for sportswriters to use this women's basketball headline:

"Syracuse Women Hold off William and Mary in Come From Behind Win"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2017 04:21 PM (4AVeu)

305 Bag of...?

http://tinyurl.com/hyvru8t

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 06, 2017 04:22 PM (9krrF)

306 The background song is NOT Sharp Dressed Man...

Its... I'm so Pretty... oh so pretty...


Like ace said, CLICK THE LINK or he'll embed the video and THEN you'll be sorry.

Posted by: JEM at March 06, 2017 04:22 PM (TppKb)

307 What a FUCKING suck up!
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM (8XRCm)



Bah! I am usually EXTREMELY CRITICAL OF ACE. Ask anyone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2017 04:22 PM (8ZskC)

308 give that poofer an umbrella

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 06, 2017 04:22 PM (FZYNt)

309 Just clicked the video link.

O_O

WTAF did I just see?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2017 04:23 PM (p+Wdc)

310 Those aren't Levi's. I'm guessing Jordache or Dickies.

Posted by: Calvin Klein at March 06, 2017 04:23 PM (Re/7S)

311 give that poofer an umbrella
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 06, 2017 04:22 PM (FZYNt)



Heh. Indeed, comradeski. Indeed.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 06, 2017 04:23 PM (8ZskC)

312 Floor vote. All those in favor say, "Aye".

Aye, and Gomorrah.

Posted by: Mimi at March 06, 2017 04:23 PM (1pWEQ)

313 Aren't the London Boys just a gay version of Milli Vannilli?

Posted by: Minuteman at March 06, 2017 04:23 PM (0i9eW)

314 Wait, the London Boys died in a fiery car crash in the Austrian Alps?

Well now it's not so funny, dammit!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 06, 2017 04:23 PM (ul9CR)

315
Now if he were a real man, he'd have a Tactical Bag of Dicks.

http://tinyurl.com/pas6zlq

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2017 04:23 PM (XWkhW)

316 I didn't deserve more TFG girljeans pix.
The London Boys, yea I probably deserved that just for clicking it.

Posted by: DaveA at March 06, 2017 04:23 PM (8J/Te)

317 311 Those aren't Levi's. I'm guessing Jordache or Dickies.
Posted by: Calvin Klein

we are well aware Barack likes the dickies

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 06, 2017 04:23 PM (FZYNt)

318 Looks like his prolapsed ass is getting ready to deliver a giraffe to me

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 06, 2017 04:23 PM (6Ll1u)

319 They were, impressively enough, heterosexual. They are also dead.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Boys

Posted by: JEM at March 06, 2017 04:24 PM (TppKb)

320 He'd be easier to laugh at if not for the pall of evil.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2017 04:24 PM (oVJmc)

321 London Boys vid: Second look at Sharia Law?

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 06, 2017 04:25 PM (ismre)

322 WTAF did I just see?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2017 04:23 PM (p+Wdc)
---------

Oh hon. You've got to learn to resist the urge to click around here.

Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2017 04:25 PM (sBOL1)

323 Nothing adds spring to your step like a fresh of coat of KY right before your afternoon rim job.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2017 04:25 PM (4AVeu)

324 Has that giraffe given birth yet?

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2017 04:25 PM (a0IVu)

325 Gay fluffer = gaffer



Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2017 04:25 PM (pUDQf)

326 At least no flies were trailing him in this shot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2017 04:25 PM (8ZskC)

327 This link goes to a Yoko Ono vid.

Posted by: Rick Ashley at March 06, 2017 04:26 PM (Re/7S)

328 At least no flies were trailing him in this shot.

We do our jobs.

Posted by: Secret Service at March 06, 2017 04:26 PM (TppKb)

329 and meanwhile he's humming to himself
"Comey and Clapper will Cover for Me..."

Posted by: Mallfly Cloggenstein of Obamaland VT at March 06, 2017 04:26 PM (b7fwp)

330 Tote bag contents:

1. Lavender Bath Bomb
2. Assorted Lotions
3. Lacy Banana Hammock
4. Cds of The Pet Shop Boys, Erasure and Culture Club
5. Cheap Ass Bottle of Sangria
6. Reggie Love's "Secret" Cell Phone Number

Posted by: Dang at March 06, 2017 04:26 PM (8b+oT)

331 The London Boys are dead. But somehow Obama bought their clothes on eBay.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2017 04:26 PM (gjdGN)

332 "311 Those aren't Levi's. I'm guessing Jordache or Dickies."


Ooo la la Sason. Ooo la la Sason.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at March 06, 2017 04:26 PM (OD2ni)

333 We can always hope this fvcker moves to France and runs for office.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 06, 2017 04:26 PM (6LwXe)

334 >>So..... you *lied* to us????


What do you expect from a Generation Y'er??!!??

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2017 04:26 PM (NOIQH)

335 311 Those aren't Levi's. I'm guessing Jordache or Dickies.
___________________

Gloria Vanderbilts.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2017 04:26 PM (4AVeu)

336
251 I'm a lifelong Republican who disagrees with Mr. Obama on some issues, but there is no denying his style and grace. Eight years of extremist attacks could easily leave one bitter, but he appears enchanted.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (ismre)



Yeah I admired his "grace" when he rammed Obamacare down my unwilling throat.

Sorry--the man is a pretender on EVERY level.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 06, 2017 04:27 PM (TdMsT)

337 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Boys

Weird ... apparently not gay.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 06, 2017 04:27 PM (EoAgi)

338 Why couldn't the de facto leader of the Deep State be somebody cool like Cancer Man?

Instead we get the black version of Liberace.

Posted by: Captain FartsAStorm at March 06, 2017 04:27 PM (lslKa)

339 What's that he's carrying? Man Bag? Courier Tote? European Man Satchel?

Posted by: Weasel at March 06, 2017 04:27 PM (Sfs6o)

340 325 Has that giraffe given birth yet?

Yes she has, she's given births to thousands of smiles across this great land as we anxiously await the miracle of li...ah, screw it. She's standing there swishing her tail and eating like she does all day every day.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 06, 2017 04:27 PM (ul9CR)

341 Wait. Did he steal those jeans form Ron Duguay's closet?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2017 04:27 PM (gjdGN)

342 Gloria Vanderbilts.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2017 04:26 PM (4AVeu)



LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2017 04:27 PM (8ZskC)

343 The Village People told the London Boys they needed to cut back on the camp.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2017 04:27 PM (oVJmc)

344 Aren't the London Boys just a gay version of Milli Vannilli?

Posted by: Minuteman
-----
What makes you think they're gay?

Posted by: A man with another man's fist in his ass at March 06, 2017 04:28 PM (8b+oT)

345 319 Looks like his prolapsed ass is getting ready to deliver a giraffe to me
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Sounds like steam escaping

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at March 06, 2017 04:28 PM (FZYNt)

346 Imagine how much more prison issue will suit his build.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2017 04:28 PM (oVJmc)

347 The London Boys are toast, but their jeans live on!

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2017 04:28 PM (gjdGN)

348 It's not the combo of jeans and a leather jacket (if it is leather). It's that goofy grin, the way he's holding his right hand as if about to swish, and . . . God, it's the whole picture. Gah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2017 04:29 PM (Dg36k)

349 I mince, you mince, we all mince with our bags!

Posted by: Ex-Prez'nit ShitMidas at March 06, 2017 04:29 PM (8ZskC)

350 I like the Office episode where Michael bought a woman's suit but didn't realize it. That's where I learned you women folk have buttons on the opposite side than men .

That's why your dry cleaning cost more.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 04:29 PM (zoyKY)

351 285 Wow. No one rocks Ken Doll Cool like this guy.
Posted by: Mega at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM (hHFOx)


Dude.

Posted by: Rodrigo Alves at March 06, 2017 04:29 PM (LMcFk)

352 337
251 I'm a lifelong Republican who disagrees with Mr. Obama on some issues, but there is no denying his style and grace. Eight years of extremist attacks could easily leave one bitter, but he appears enchanted.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at March 06, 2017 04:15 PM (ismre)



Yeah I admired his "grace" when he rammed Obamacare down my unwilling throat.

Sorry--the man is a pretender on EVERY level.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 06, 2017 04:27 PM (TdMsT)



You're relatively new so here ya go. The initials of that person are S.O.C.K.

/Ben Roethlesberger.

Posted by: buzzion at March 06, 2017 04:29 PM (z/Ubi)

353 This is an everyday scene in the East Village.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2017 04:29 PM (gjdGN)

354 I'm gay and I wouldn't be caught dead dressed like that.

Posted by: beerologist at March 06, 2017 04:30 PM (ZXipY)

355 Sounds like steam escaping



Posted by: Buddy Bizarre
-----
DOM!

Posted by: Dang at March 06, 2017 04:30 PM (8b+oT)

356 I'm a lifelong Republican who disagrees with Mr. Obama on some issues, but there is no denying his style and grace. Eight years of extremist attacks could easily leave one bitter, but he appears enchanted.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein

Well said SusZ!

Posted by: T. Coddington van Vorhees VII at March 06, 2017 04:30 PM (326rv)

357 I like the Office episode where Michael bought a woman's suit but didn't realize it. That's where I learned you women folk have buttons on the opposite side than men .




And do you know why that is?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 04:30 PM (/B2KC)

358 He is every SJW's dreambot..the ultimate metrosexual man.

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2017 04:30 PM (a0IVu)

359 The Village People told the London Boys they needed to cut back on the camp.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2017 04:27 PM (oVJmc)



And Barry considers all of them a little to butch for his tastes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2017 04:30 PM (493sH)

360 352 285 Wow. No one rocks Ken Doll Cool like this guy.
Posted by: Mega at March 06, 2017 04:19 PM (hHFOx)

Dude.
Posted by: Rodrigo Alves at March 06, 2017 04:29 PM (LMcFk)[/i}

DUDE.

Posted by: Justin Jedlica at March 06, 2017 04:30 PM (LMcFk)

361 This is more "Blades of Glory" than ZZ Topp.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at March 06, 2017 04:30 PM (+ttLq)

362 334 We can always hope this fvcker moves to France and runs for office.
_________________________

Even France wouldn't take him. He's too effeminate for them.

My guess is he moves to Kenya, gets elected and is assassinated with a spear up his kiester a la Shakka Zulu.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2017 04:31 PM (4AVeu)

363 Barry could always dress with style!

Posted by: Composite Girlfriend at March 06, 2017 04:31 PM (bc2Lc)

364 Now if he were a real man, he'd have a Tactical Bag of Dicks.



http://tinyurl.com/pas6zlq

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2017 04:23 PM


Now that's some funny stuff right there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2017 04:31 PM (p+Wdc)

365 Poor London Boys. Cursed to live as the most effeminate heterosexuals who ever walked the earth, then to die in a fiery car crash.

Well now i'm depressed. Off to watch the giraffe swish her tail.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 06, 2017 04:31 PM (ul9CR)

366 no one caught my Pet Shop Boys reference. it's like I went to that British boys' "public school" for nothing

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 06, 2017 04:31 PM (nN7Mo)

367

The amount of natural revulsion Obama can generate from a single photograph is impressive.

Its what his gift really is . . .

Posted by: simplemind at March 06, 2017 04:31 PM (xVRrG)

368 What a poofter.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 06, 2017 04:32 PM (uhftQ)

369 Eight years of extremist attacks could easily leave one bitter, but he appears enchanted.

We're not telling.

Posted by: Secret Service - 24x7 Choom Delivery At Taxpayer Expense at March 06, 2017 04:32 PM (TppKb)

370 pillowbiter

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 06, 2017 04:33 PM (ul9CR)

371 So judicial tyranny's giant ratchet is even now turning one more portentous notch.

I'll restate this am's all Trump has to do is remove that little spring on the ratchet and say Let Them Enforce it. No way these nancy boys can hold the line for long.

Posted by: DaveA at March 06, 2017 04:33 PM (8J/Te)

372 366: Well now i'm depressed. Off to watch the giraffe swish her tail.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 06, 2017 04:31 PM (ul9CR)
Is she really pregnant? Or just fat and happy?

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2017 04:33 PM (a0IVu)

373 46 He looks like he's got a song in his heart -- you know, that song about a Sharp Dressed Man from ZZ Top.


Broken Hearts are for Assholes.

Posted by: Fank Zappa at March 06, 2017 04:33 PM (etPyC)

374 Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 04:30 PM (/B2KC)

As a person who prides himself on knowing useless trivia , I have to admit I don't.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 04:33 PM (zoyKY)

375 Gender dysphoria aside, Obama is always and ever a shallow, self absorbed dilletante. Shopping and drinks with the girls is normal behavior for a social butterfly.

Posted by: kraken at March 06, 2017 04:34 PM (zSVEm)

376 326 Gay fluffer = gaffer

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2017 04:25 PM (pUDQf)

They're really good at handling a Mike.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2017 04:34 PM (sK2fh)

377 Pet Shop Boys? Nah, Hersham Boys:

https://youtu.be/bzHFXzum95w

Posted by: JEM at March 06, 2017 04:34 PM (TppKb)

378 If you really want to see something horrible look at the uncropped picture of Barack the Prancing Fruitbasket and it shows Mookie is wearing tight-fitting yoga pants and her legs look like a pro linebacker wearing full pads. Not kidding.

Posted by: Peter Johnson O'Toole at March 06, 2017 04:34 PM (NmB5t)

379 I wore those jeans when turkeys couldn't fly!

Posted by: Andy Travis WKRP at March 06, 2017 04:35 PM (bc2Lc)

380
Nails trimmed,
Anus rimmed.
Gee, it's great
To be a man quim!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2017 04:35 PM (v1g1+)

381 The amount of natural revulsion Obama can generate from a single photograph is impressive.

Its what his gift really is . . .

Posted by: simplemind


I'm sure there's an alternate reality where he lives a life outside the American Left's clutches, happier and more in tune with himself, where those he is around feel better for his presence in their lives.

We don't live there, naturally.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 06, 2017 04:35 PM (9krrF)

382 We carry Fop.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 06, 2017 04:35 PM (QQ+il)

383 I think the "which side of the jacket do buttons go on" thing has something to do with swords. I don't know why, but most sartorial oddities and trivia tend to have to do with swords.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2017 04:35 PM (sK2fh)

384 WTAF did I just see?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2017 04:23 PM (p+Wdc)

---------



Oh hon. You've got to learn to resist the urge to click around here.





Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2017 04:25 PM


*hangs head*

I've been here long enough to know better. A little bit of my Moron-cred just died.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2017 04:35 PM (p+Wdc)

385 Something tells me Barry has a very small penis.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2017 04:36 PM (7uYFy)

386 Sharp dressed member of the LPGA.

Posted by: AMartel at March 06, 2017 04:36 PM (WWgnZ)

387 I agree with my wife, Sylvia. President Obama conducted himself with grace and elegance in politically rancorous times.

Posted by: Prescott Richardson Ian Cuthebertson-Klein at March 06, 2017 04:36 PM (kTF2Z)

388 It's funny that some commenters are seriously defending him here. Not talking about Ms. Cuthburton-Klein, either.

Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2017 04:36 PM (eAZVt)

389 Obama is a Hendrix fan, I'm told.

But he's one who gets the lyric wrong:

'scuse me while I kiss this guy!

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 06, 2017 04:36 PM (SIY7D)

390 And the bag he's holding

Unless it weighs > 20# or there is more than 3 bags a man doesn't use the handles like that.

Posted by: DaveA at March 06, 2017 04:37 PM (8J/Te)

391 And do you know why that is?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 04:30 PM (/B2KC)



So they can make sammiches while they're unbuttoning their clothes?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 06, 2017 04:37 PM (TdMsT)

392
Because back in the old days women didn't generally dress themselves

Posted by: Clay Matthews at March 06, 2017 04:37 PM (lKyWE)

393 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gD6KGaQIW04

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 06, 2017 04:37 PM (Nwg0u)

394
Is she really pregnant? Or just fat and happy?


Every thread devolves to the awesome Amy Schumer.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2017 04:37 PM (v1g1+)

395 263 okay because you guys suck at life, I'll give away the joke I was so proud of: The link "that song about a Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ top" leads to the song London Nights by the London Boys.

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2017 04:17 PM (8rNrN)


and you *should* be proud of that link. I only got halfway through but the whole time thinking: I lived the '80s, and for all its excesses I don't remember anything like this. Nope.

I'll go back to view the rest of it. I hope some anthropolgy dept has this stuff archived, for when the mothership comes.

Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2017 04:37 PM (nNdYv)

396 Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
VOILA!!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 06, 2017 04:37 PM (ul9CR)

397 I wouldn't have minded if Obama were really gay if he hd come out before the first election (aide the major deficiencies he had as a candidate I mean) but if he is gay and while he has affairs with gay men-that's just pathetic and repellent.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2017 04:37 PM (fDdVG)

398 The link!, its a trap!!1!

Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable! at March 06, 2017 04:37 PM (XRxxn)

399 It could be worse. He could be in skinny jeans.

Posted by: shibumi at March 06, 2017 04:38 PM (J5mC3)

400 Something tells me Barry has a very small penis.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2017 04:36 PM (7uYFy)

Something or someone?

Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2017 04:38 PM (x9c8r)

401 Because back in the old days women didn't generally dress themselves



Ding ding ding!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 04:38 PM (/B2KC)

402 It's funny that some commenters are seriously defending him here. Not talking about Ms. Cuthburton-Klein, either.


HERETICS!!!

Posted by: Cardinal Fernando Nino de Guevara at March 06, 2017 04:38 PM (8ZskC)

403 What Barry is wearing is even less presidential than anything Trump could ever tweet.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2017 04:38 PM (7uYFy)

404 Yo !

Posted by: Yo! at March 06, 2017 04:38 PM (GwIKd)

405
off sock

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 06, 2017 04:38 PM (lKyWE)

406 Any retractions in the works???

Fallen Tombstones at Brooklyn Jewish Cemetery Not Vandalism: NYPD

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2017 04:38 PM (4YGWz)

407 If you've seen the other half of that photo, it looks like Michelle has a new man.

All I can say about Teh Barry is that I'm glad he isn't wearing cowboy boots because then he'd be asking for an ass-whoopin'.

Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2017 04:38 PM (YAPkP)

408 175 Next up, ditching the stupid water dogs for a pocket dog he can carry on a plane
*
*
A dog like the one Reese Witherspoon had in Legally Blonde? Oh, yeah. Totally not gay.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2017 04:38 PM (Dg36k)

409 i remember last time i clicked on a link in a post. i will never forgive myself

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2017 04:38 PM (c6/9Q)

410 Nice bag bro...

Posted by: Yo! at March 06, 2017 04:39 PM (GwIKd)

411 It's funny that some commenters are seriously defending him here

He looks like a perfectly normal husband from the well-off urbs, one that's no longer capable of pardoning Ben Rhodes or Loretta Lynch...

Posted by: JEM at March 06, 2017 04:39 PM (TppKb)

412 If it starts raining there is no one to hold his parasol now. Poor Barry.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 06, 2017 04:39 PM (6LwXe)

413 The Bronski Beat were gayer.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 06, 2017 04:39 PM (ul9CR)

414 398-Meant "Have affairs with gay men while married to Michelle" Of course the lying over that would just go along with the rest of his serial lying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2017 04:39 PM (fDdVG)

415 Never click on the "you gotta see this shit " links. Never.

Unless it is election night pudding cup pics.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2017 04:39 PM (89T5c)

416


Looks like he murdered a few cows with that jacket.

Where's PETA?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2017 04:40 PM (0mz2+)

417 Knew it. Knew it all along.

Posted by: Lolo Soetoro at March 06, 2017 04:40 PM (bc2Lc)

418
The background song is NOT Sharp Dressed Man...

more like Material Girl by madonna

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 06, 2017 04:40 PM (MkKmC)

419 If this is real,[/]


nothing about bozo is real

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2017 04:40 PM (0mz2+)

420 It's funny that some commenters are seriously defending him here




If he'd come out and drop the beard, no one would give a shit. Try to hide it and it's game on.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 04:40 PM (/B2KC)

421 It's real. From the Daily Mail

Check out the photo of him waving
(delete space)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4284696/ Barack-Obama-step-amid-wiretapping-claims.html

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 06, 2017 04:41 PM (Om16U)

422 Daily Mail has helpfully labeled each thing TFG is wearing in that pic, along with the price tag on each.

So if you like Prancersizing in style, that outfit will set you back around a grand.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 06, 2017 04:41 PM (xpfRn)

423 "Obama is a Hendrix fan, I'm told."

Bullshit. James Marshall Hendrix is too cool for this douche to be into...
Frank Marshall Davis, on the other hand.....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2017 04:41 PM (7uYFy)

424 Ladies am I wrong that grey and brown don't go together or was I trained wrong ?

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 04:41 PM (zoyKY)

425 Obama was one of the most masculine men in the WH in my lifetime and I see nothing wrong with his fashion choices. The bag is a nice touch.

Posted by: Prescott Richardson Ian Cuthebertson-Klein at March 06, 2017 04:43 PM (kTF2Z)

426 Daily Mail has helpfully labeled each thing TFG is wearing in that pic, along with the price tag on each.

So if you like Prancersizing in style, that outfit will set you back around a grand.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 06, 2017 04:41 PM (xpfRn)

I don't know anything about clothes and i have no idea how much that "leather" jacket costs. It could cost over a thousand dollars. But it LOOKS cheap.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2017 04:43 PM (7uYFy)

427 Ha, The Brown Loafer is wearing brown loafers, which he is light in.

Posted by: Peter Johnson O'Toole at March 06, 2017 04:43 PM (NmB5t)

428 384 I think the "which side of the jacket do buttons go on" thing has something to do with swords. I don't know why, but most sartorial oddities and trivia tend to have to do with swords.
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Because most people are right-handed, they would naturally reach into their coats with their right hands. So the coat, and other clothing, has to be cut, and buttoned left side-over-right, so the right hand can slide in and grab the weapon. See "Bond, James," and "Walther PPK/shoulder holster."

Why women's clothing is cut and buttoned the reverse of that, I don't know, unless it's just to differentiate the two styles.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2017 04:43 PM (Dg36k)

429 My fruity is a cutie!

Posted by: Reggie! at March 06, 2017 04:43 PM (bc2Lc)

430 I'm assuming Ms Cuthburton-Klein and her husband are socks.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 06, 2017 04:44 PM (TdMsT)

431 He needs to announce that he is ghey. This is the type of bulllshit fake news is a great example of why Americans hate the MSM.

Spoiler: because they believe and treat us like dumb rubes.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 06, 2017 04:44 PM (2qHjF)

432

Looks like a PAC-MAN bag

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2017 04:44 PM (0mz2+)

433 WTF you mean grey and brown don't go together?

Posted by: Sparrow at March 06, 2017 04:44 PM (nf4pI)

434 Obama was one of the most masculine men in the WH in
my lifetime and I see nothing wrong with his fashion choices. The bag
is a nice touch.


Posted by: Prescott Richardson Ian Cuthebertson-Klein at March


P.R.I.C.K

ISWYDT

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 06, 2017 04:44 PM (ZFUt7)

435 Yeah fynq

Posted by: Owl at March 06, 2017 04:45 PM (nf4pI)

436 If you can get a DNA sample from this flouncing fuckstick, it would be a match for Frank Marshall Davis.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2017 04:45 PM (89T5c)

437 Did anyone bring up the I'm to Sexy song yet?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 06, 2017 04:45 PM (6Ll1u)

438 >>Looks like a PAC-MAN bag

Oh, he's been packed.

Posted by: Reggie at March 06, 2017 04:45 PM (/Nite)

439 431 I'm assuming Ms Cuthburton-Klein and her husband are socks.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 06, 2017 04:44 PM (TdMsT)

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Now why would you ever think that? Also, you know what happens when you assume?

Posted by: Prescott Richardson Ian Cuthebertson-Klein at March 06, 2017 04:45 PM (kTF2Z)

440 425 Ladies am I wrong that grey and brown don't go together or was I trained wrong ?
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 04:41 PM (zoyKY)



Anything goes with ANYTHING now. It's part of the Great Unraveling.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 06, 2017 04:46 PM (TdMsT)

441 358 I like the Office episode where Michael bought a woman's suit but didn't realize it. That's where I learned you women folk have buttons on the opposite side than men .


And do you know why that is?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 04:30 PM (/B2KC)


There was a time when the difference between men and women was a given, and celebrated. Men used to hold doors open for women, allow them to go first, etc. Also, women would customarily walk or sit to the left of men. Women's blouses were made so that men could not accidentally catch a glimpse of their boobies.

At least that's what I learned sometime way back in my youth, from some person or publication of which I have no recollection.

Posted by: Average Guy at March 06, 2017 04:46 PM (LMcFk)

442 Fucking asshole. Brown jacket. Brown shoes. Black belt.

I just can't even.

Posted by: Idiot Bob at March 06, 2017 04:46 PM (0H/s5)

443 Just a Present for Reggie

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 06, 2017 04:46 PM (y3aQB)

444
I had not ever heard of the London Boys prior to coming to this place.

The gaps in your education of which you were never aware are the most surprising...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2017 04:46 PM (v1g1+)

445 31 I'm assuming Ms Cuthburton-Klein and her husband are socks.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 06, 2017 04:44 PM (TdMsT)

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Now why would you ever think that? Also, you know what happens when you assume?
Posted by: Prescott Richardson Ian Cuthebertson-Klein

Tut tut. They are as real as you or I.

Posted by: T. Coddington van Vorhees VII at March 06, 2017 04:47 PM (326rv)

446 Why women's clothing is cut and buttoned the reverse of that, I don't know, unless it's just to differentiate the two styles.



Women's servants were also right handed, so when they dressed the woman, the servant would grab the button with HER right hand.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 04:47 PM (/B2KC)

447 425 Ladies am I wrong that grey and brown don't go together or was I trained wrong ?
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 04:41 PM (zoyKY)

I thought the shirt in this pic was green-ish, not plain gray.

I don't know that i'd intentionally put brown leather with a grey fabric...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2017 04:47 PM (sK2fh)

448 Ladies am I wrong that grey and brown don't go together or was I trained wrong ?


Not sure about the color combo but you were definitely trained wrong.

Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at March 06, 2017 04:47 PM (8ZskC)

449 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4285648/

Daily Mail gotta Daily Mail.

Posted by: JEM at March 06, 2017 04:47 PM (TppKb)

450 But it LOOKS cheap.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2017 04:43 PM (7uYFy)

Looks like he could afford to have the sleeves altered. Too long.

Posted by: Golfman at March 06, 2017 04:47 PM (48QDY)

451 So that is his after kite surfing togs?


Posted by: Yo! at March 06, 2017 04:47 PM (GwIKd)

452 He chalked my stick!

Posted by: Vito Spatafore at March 06, 2017 04:47 PM (bc2Lc)

453 The call was made by Huma Abedeen.


The concession, or just the call? Because I remember her mentioning that she and Huma exchanged phone numbers at one of the debates precisely for that reason.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 06, 2017 04:47 PM (Tnhbr)

454 >>Ladies am I wrong that grey and brown don't go together or was I trained wrong ?

Not one of the ladies, but I figure bets are off with jeans. With slacks, then shoes should coordinate with the slacks color.

Posted by: Aviator at March 06, 2017 04:48 PM (/Nite)

455
Posted by: Prescott Richardson Ian Cuthebertson-Klein at March

P.R.I.C.K

ISWYDT
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 06, 2017 04:44 PM (ZFUt7)

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I Say! I've never noticed that before. Why would my parents do that? Guess they knew how I'd turn out.

Posted by: Prescott Richardson Ian Cuthebertson-Klein at March 06, 2017 04:48 PM (kTF2Z)

456 Posted by: Idiot Bob at March 06, 2017 04:46 PM (0H/s5)


Ouch.

Posted by: Golfman at March 06, 2017 04:48 PM (48QDY)

457 Women's blouses were made so that men could not accidentally catch a glimpse of their boobies.
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Didn't work with more than a few of the girls I knew in high school.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2017 04:48 PM (Dg36k)

458 Cake boy on the down low.

Posted by: Oprah at March 06, 2017 04:49 PM (bc2Lc)

459 Why women's clothing is cut and buttoned the reverse of that, I don't know, unless it's just to differentiate the two styles.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2017 04:43 PM (Dg36k)



It's an historic leftover.Women of status didn't dress themselves so it was easier for a right handes person dressing the woman if the buttons were on the other side

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 06, 2017 04:49 PM (lKyWE)

460
And do you know why that is?

++

Yes I do

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at March 06, 2017 04:49 PM (nf4pI)

461 "I'm assuming Ms Cuthburton-Klein and her husband are socks."

Literally in the case of the former.

Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2017 04:49 PM (eAZVt)

462 The media have been trying and failing every damn time to reintroduce Obama/Soetoro as a straight manly man since 2004 DNC.

It is hilarious.

Next Obama Soetoro driving a pickup truck.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 06, 2017 04:49 PM (2qHjF)

463 This is something. Something stupid:

Alexandria, Va. public schools to close on March 8, the 'Day Without a Woman': Report

""It has come to our attention that as of today, more than 300 staff members have requested leave this Wednesday, March 8. Given the unusually high number of requests, this may be attributed to the observance of International Women's Day. This day has also been deemed A Day Without Women. Consequently, ACPS has decided to close schools for students for the day," reads the Alexandria City Public Schools statement. "This day will be a teacher work day for ACPS staff. This is in addition to the teacher work day that is on Friday, March 10.""

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2017 04:50 PM (4YGWz)

464 If the #Russians had found @realDonaldTrump's tax returns instead of Hillary's #emails, you think we'd still be talking about the #Russians?

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 06, 2017 04:50 PM (y3aQB)

465 Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2017 04:47 PM (sK2fh)

Yeah I guess that could be green and just not related in the photo.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 04:50 PM (zoyKY)

466 Men's buttons are on the right because the shirt won't catch on a sword hilt as you draw.

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at March 06, 2017 04:50 PM (nf4pI)

467 I'm shocked, shocked that there are socks in this thread!

Posted by: Face-Sized Spider at March 06, 2017 04:50 PM (9krrF)

468 It's pathetic, really --

That a grown man of 29 would try to London Boy roll his loyal readership just for a few yuks.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 06, 2017 04:50 PM (xpfRn)

469 Women's blouses were made so that men could not accidentally catch a glimpse of their boobies.
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Okay, that makes no sense. How can what side their blouse buttons on prevent that, unless you always make sure the man is on the correct side?

Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2017 04:51 PM (sBOL1)

470 Fag with a bag.

Posted by: Tired Mom at March 06, 2017 04:51 PM (X6wMH)

471 Next Obama Soetoro driving a pickup truck.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 06, 2017 04:49 PM (2qHjF)

Ten bucks says it's an Avalanche.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2017 04:51 PM (sK2fh)

472 Cake Boy. = Coke Boy

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2017 04:51 PM (89T5c)

473 >>If the #Russians had found @realDonaldTrump's tax returns instead of Hillary's #emails, you think we'd still be talking about the #Russians?

If Hillary had won none of this Red Scare bullshit would have happened and we never would have heard anything about Obama ordering FISA warrants on his opponents.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2017 04:52 PM (/tuJf)

474 >>"This day will be a teacher work day for ACPS staff. This is in addition to the teacher work day that is on Friday, March 10.""

Wow, teachers have to work 2 days in March.

Posted by: Aviator at March 06, 2017 04:52 PM (/Nite)

475 Fwiw, I use the dryer more than the iron, and even I know about brown and black.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 06, 2017 04:52 PM (/f1mm)

476 Day late. Dollar short.

Posted by: Orange County NC Public Schools (Chapel Hill) at March 06, 2017 04:52 PM (48QDY)

477 That a grown man of 29 would try to London Boy roll his loyal readership just for a few yuks.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 06, 2017 04:50 PM (xpfRn)
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He's young. He'll be all grown up before we know it.

Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2017 04:52 PM (sBOL1)

478 Alexandria, Va. public schools to close on March 8, the 'Day Without a Woman':

GET YOUR KIDS OUT OF THERE FAST!

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2017 04:52 PM (HDU3V)

479 ""It has come to our attention that as of today, more than 300 staff members have requested leave this Wednesday, March 8. Given the unusually high number of requests, this may be attributed to the observance of International Women's Day. This day has also been deemed A Day Without Women. Consequently, ACPS has decided to close schools for students for the day," reads the Alexandria City Public Schools statement. "This day will be a teacher work day for ACPS staff. This is in addition to the teacher work day that is on Friday, March 1





With hold federal funds that day for no butts in seats.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 04:52 PM (/B2KC)

480 Women's blouses were made so that men could not accidentally catch a glimpse of their boobies.


That's ridiculous. I always look down from the top.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2017 04:52 PM (8ZskC)

481 The guy in the LB vid "playing" the keytar is holding it upside down.

I get it now! ace posted the vid as a brainteaser. You know: Can you spot all the mistakes in this image?

Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2017 04:53 PM (nNdYv)

482 ellen degenerate dresses more manly than this princeing bucket of shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2017 04:53 PM (KP5rU)

483 Sexy.

Posted by: Rahm at March 06, 2017 04:54 PM (bc2Lc)

484 My wife is not a sock! She's a frigid harridan sure, but not a sock!

Posted by: Prescott Richardson Ian Cuthebertson-Klein at March 06, 2017 04:54 PM (kTF2Z)

485

Where's the matching umbrella?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2017 04:54 PM (0mz2+)

486 @464 - What a bunch of twats!

Posted by: Tired Mom at March 06, 2017 04:54 PM (X6wMH)

487 "I always look down from the top"

yeah, but think of those blouses as Paul Krugman Repellent

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 06, 2017 04:54 PM (nN7Mo)

488 "The ACLU has announced it will challenge the new immigration EO, and says it still has "constitutional problems" because ..... discrimination on basis of religion."

Sadly, one of the things dropped in the new EO is giving priority to religious minorities (which would have included Christians and Yazidis), precisely to avoid any religious bias argument.

Presumably all the ACLU can argue is that the EO targets some but not all Muslim countries so it's per se bad, because Muslims have a special place in our Constitution.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 06, 2017 04:54 PM (SIY7D)

489 You know what is in that swag bag, bitches? Teh Barry's March Madness brackets.


Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2017 04:54 PM (YAPkP)

490 The concession, or just the call? Because I remember
her mentioning that she and Huma exchanged phone numbers at one of the
debates precisely for that reason.


Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


Kelly said something about keeping an outfit she was wearing because that was what she was wearing at 2:30 am when she took the call from Huma Abedeen.

Remember Hillary had already sent her supporters home at that point. Thinking when she woke up or dried out, whichever came first, things would be different.

So not surprised she outsourced 'the call'.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 06, 2017 04:54 PM (ZFUt7)

491 Next Obama Soetoro driving a pickup truck.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 06, 2017 04:49 PM (2qHjF)

Ten bucks says it's an Avalanche.



$20 says it won't be a standard.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 04:55 PM (/B2KC)

492 http://nydn.us/2mYEpZq
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Karmas bus hits ESPN HARD!

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 06, 2017 04:55 PM (y3aQB)

493 Next Obama Soetoro driving a pickup truck.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 06, 2017 04:49 PM (2qHjF)

Ten bucks says it's an Avalanche.


Subaru Brat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2017 04:55 PM (8ZskC)

494 470 Women's blouses were made so that men could not accidentally catch a glimpse of their boobies.
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Okay, that makes no sense. How can what side their blouse buttons on prevent that, unless you always make sure the man is on the correct side?

Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2017 04:51 PM (sBOL1)


Read the first paragraph. It was customary for a woman to sit, walk, etc on the left side of her male companion.

Anyway, just a theory that sounds plausible. Don't know if it's true.

Posted by: Average Guy at March 06, 2017 04:55 PM (LMcFk)

495 $20 says it won't be a standard.
Posted by: rickb223

Oh i think he likes stick

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 06, 2017 04:56 PM (FZYNt)

496 I have the exact same outfit! So does Ryan Seacrest!

Posted by: Shep at March 06, 2017 04:56 PM (bc2Lc)

497 Men's buttons are on the right because the shirt won't catch on a sword hilt as you draw.
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone


It would only catch if you were sucking your own cock.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2017 04:56 PM (4YGWz)

498 "Given the unusually high number of requests, this may be attributed to the observance of International Women's Day."

Isn't this a wild cat strike, which could (and should) draw steep penalties under their union contract

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 06, 2017 04:57 PM (SIY7D)

499 Dang! Twisted the needle right off of my gaydar.

Posted by: Buford Gooch at March 06, 2017 04:57 PM (bOtTO)

500 There's a different video at that link now.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 06, 2017 04:57 PM (so+oy)

501 He just went shopping at Victoria's Secret... for Reggie.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2017 04:57 PM (HgMAr)

502 Presumably all the ACLU can argue is that the EO targets some but not all Muslim countries so it's per se bad, because Muslims have a special place in our Constitution.
--

My question: Is Muslim stated specifically in the wording?

If not, then all people from those nations are subject to the rules.

So if a Muslim can't get in, a Christian or an atheist can't get in.

How is that discriminating against a particular group?

Posted by: shibumi at March 06, 2017 04:58 PM (J5mC3)

503 Nice purse girlie man.

Posted by: MWTexas at March 06, 2017 04:58 PM (0dmP2)

504 Men are the huge majority of cooks at most restaurants by the way, just look over the counter to confirm me right. No reason men can't feed themselves for one day.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 06, 2017 04:58 PM (6Ll1u)

505 492 Next Obama Soetoro driving a pickup truck.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 06, 2017 04:49 PM (2qHjF)

Ten bucks says it's an Avalanche.



$20 says it won't be a standard.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 04:55 PM (/B2KC)

One of the new Hondas. Which are nice cars and Honda definitely knows their market, but I think it's more of an El Camino than a truck.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 06, 2017 04:58 PM (/f1mm)

506 Why don't their mouths sync up with the song?

That was actually kind of catchy, so sue me.

Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2017 04:58 PM (QCc6B)

507 504 Nice purse girlie man.
Posted by: MWTexas at March 06, 2017 04:58 PM (0dmP2)

"It's not a purse, it's European!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2017 04:59 PM (sK2fh)

508 Isn't this a wild cat strike, which could (and should) draw steep penalties under their union contract
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 06, 2017 04:57 PM (SIY7D)
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What I heard on the radio, was that 300 staff asked for the day off, which is 5 times the normal amount. So I don't think they were threatening a strike exactly, just asking for the day off.

And I'm sure the school system wouldn't dare say no for such an auspicious occasion.

Still, your point is well taken. We'll see what happens with the other school systems around here. So far, nothing.

Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2017 04:59 PM (sBOL1)

509 I'll never get brown shoes and a blue suit. Not that he's wearing a suit but what's up with that?

Posted by: Jaimo at March 06, 2017 04:59 PM (eDc0r)

510 All that extra time with Reggie sure puts a bounce in his step.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 06, 2017 04:59 PM (uhftQ)

511 501: different video. yeah, same shit, though. shelvie is really pushing it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2017 04:59 PM (KP5rU)

512 There's a different video at that link now.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


Nuh-uh. Not falling for that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 06, 2017 04:59 PM (9krrF)

513 . . . It was customary for a woman to sit, walk, etc on the left side of her male companion.
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It was also the custom once, long ago, for a man to walk on the curb side of a street. So at least half the time she'd be on his right . . . if, of course, they were following that old rule.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2017 05:00 PM (Dg36k)

514 RuPaul is looking a tiny bit less gay than usual in that photo.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 06, 2017 05:00 PM (dargh)

515 Men are the huge majority of cooks at most restaurants by the way, just look over the counter to confirm me right. No reason men can't feed themselves for one day.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby



I know how to order at Chili's. Push comes to shove and I can always eat an MRE.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 05:00 PM (/B2KC)

516 Laughing my ass off at the link. I've never seen or heard of that group before. My core is going to be sore tomorrow.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 06, 2017 05:01 PM (2qHjF)

517 "How is that discriminating against a particular group?"

It's not, unless you want to pretend it is.

With today's thinking, had the Nazis declared that they were Pagans and made human sacrifices with Wicker Men, we never would have beaten them.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 06, 2017 05:01 PM (SIY7D)

518 Nice purse girlie man.
Posted by: MWTexas at March 06, 2017 04:58 PM (0dmP2)

"It's not a purse, it's European!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko




Ahhhhhh. A man sack.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 05:01 PM (/B2KC)

519 Over at ZeroHedge...

Judicial Watch has filed a lawsuit against the CIA, DOJ and Dept of Treasury re: Flynn.

Posted by: shibumi at March 06, 2017 05:02 PM (J5mC3)

520 Of COURSE I'm late to a TFG-bashing thread.

Dammit.

Love how he's biting his lower lip. That's real manly, all right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2017 05:02 PM (PY9jH)

521 It was customary for a woman to sit, walk, etc on the left side of her male companion.

In the Military it is customary for the Junior Officer to walk to the Left of the Senior Officer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2017 05:02 PM (KlI/a)

522 The MSM dick suckers always tried to make Obama some athletic manly man . It was definitely a King with no clothes scenario because the man could hardly walk and chew gum at the same time.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 05:02 PM (zoyKY)

523 Harrison Ford is back in the air. because you can't ground his uncoordinated arrogant ass, he's a celebrity.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 06, 2017 05:02 PM (nN7Mo)

524 It was also the custom once, long ago, for a man to walk on the curb side of a street. So at least half the time she'd be on his right . . . if, of course, they were following that old rule.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2017 05:00 PM (Dg36k)
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My husband still does that. Hmm, all this time I thought it was because he was being gentlemanly. Now I wonder if he was trying to sneak a peek.

Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2017 05:02 PM (sBOL1)

525 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE REALLY IS GAY!!

Posted by: BEN ROSSLINGINER at March 06, 2017 05:02 PM (QCc6B)

526 That's something... that's post-presidential baby!

Posted by: Uncle Miltie at March 06, 2017 05:02 PM (3ojtL)

527 Also, the dressed-by-others theory doesn't fully make sense because:

1) Surely women sometimes dressed themselves, and wouldn't they be mildly annoyed by the inconvenience of "left handed" buttons?

2) Why would the high-society ladies give a rat's ass about their handmaidens' convenience when buttoning their blouses? And wouldn't the handmaidens get used to buttoning "left handed" buttons after the first two or three days on the job?

Posted by: Average Guy at March 06, 2017 05:03 PM (LMcFk)

528 I know why Barack is smiling *tee hee*

Posted by: Reggie Love at March 06, 2017 05:03 PM (Pk69y)

529 Shit. Eating. Grin.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2017 05:03 PM (HgMAr)

530 Now I've got "Stayin' Alive" as an ear worm. Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2017 05:04 PM (PY9jH)

531 528 Also, the dressed-by-others theory doesn't fully make sense because:

1) Surely women sometimes dressed themselves, and wouldn't they be mildly annoyed by the inconvenience of "left handed" buttons?

2) Why would the high-society ladies give a rat's ass about their handmaidens' convenience when buttoning their blouses? And wouldn't the handmaidens get used to buttoning "left handed" buttons after the first two or three days on the job?
Posted by: Average Guy at March 06, 2017 05:03 PM (LMcFk)

Also, the men didn't dress themselves either. They had a valet or manservant for that.

And if you weren't rich enough to have a valet, your clothes probably didn't have buttons on them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2017 05:04 PM (sK2fh)

532

click the video link

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2017 05:04 PM (0mz2+)

533 524: john denver smiles approvingly.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2017 05:04 PM (KP5rU)

534 My question: Is Muslim stated specifically in the wording?

If not, then all people from those nations are subject to the rules.

So if a Muslim can't get in, a Christian or an atheist can't get in.

How is that discriminating against a particular group?

Posted by: shibumi at March 06, 2017 04:58 PM (J5mC3)


Because shut up fascist!

Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2017 05:04 PM (tewYv)

535 Apparently this 'hate speech' thing is variable:

@Slate 2h

The case for banning white male Americans from America: http://slate.me/2lUBRuJ

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2017 05:05 PM (4YGWz)

536 Fvck....I clicked.on the link.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2017 05:05 PM (Jrvb7)

537 http://bit.ly/2mYF25i
====
Wiretap Firestorm May Finally Sink James Comey

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 06, 2017 05:05 PM (y3aQB)

538 "He looks like he's got a song in his heart"
............

and a stick up his ass.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2017 05:05 PM (HgMAr)

539 Fvck....I clicked.on the link.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2017 05:05 PM (Jrvb7)


Bet you're still grinning!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2017 05:06 PM (0mz2+)

540 Fvck....I clicked.on the link.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2017 05:05 PM (Jrvb7)

KARMA

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2017 05:06 PM (c6/9Q)

541 Preezy 44 used to watch me swim naked.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2017 05:06 PM (bc2Lc)

542 Never click the link.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2017 05:06 PM (89T5c)

543 >>>The case for banning white male Americans from America:

#ThisIsWhyYouGotTrump

Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2017 05:07 PM (QCc6B)

544 Not ghey at all https://is.gd/12Sgqd

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 06, 2017 05:07 PM (QQ+il)

545 "He looks like he's got a song in his heart"
............

and a stick up his ass.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2017 05:05 PM (HgMAr)


And darkness AKA The Joker

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2017 05:07 PM (0mz2+)

546 When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.

Posted by: fly gal at March 06, 2017 05:07 PM (8TdcF)

547 Also, the dressed-by-others theory doesn't fully make sense because:

1) Surely women sometimes dressed themselves, and wouldn't they be mildly annoyed by the inconvenience of "left handed" buttons?




Way back, it took two or three to dress them.
And for those that made the clothes, yeah, their convenience came first.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 05:07 PM (/B2KC)

548 I clicked the link. It's a perfect accompaniment to the pic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2017 05:07 PM (PY9jH)

549 Fvck....I clicked.on the link.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2017 05:05 PM (Jrvb7)

-----------

Well, well, well. Payback for many a "safe" link from you.

Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2017 05:07 PM (sBOL1)

550 http://bit.ly/2mYvC9X
====
Reporter Sharyl Attkisson says feds hacked computer, CBS protected Obama - Washington Times

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 06, 2017 05:07 PM (y3aQB)

551 Off freak school system sock

Posted by: Golfman at March 06, 2017 05:08 PM (48QDY)

552 I'll bet he's got skincare product in the bag.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2017 05:08 PM (PY9jH)

553 Rainbows are about to burst out of his handbag.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 06, 2017 05:08 PM (dargh)

554 Fvck....I clicked.on the link.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2017 05:05 PM (Jrvb7)


You knew what it was before you clicked it.

You don't come here for the hunting, do you?

Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2017 05:08 PM (tewYv)

555 And now I've wasted more time contemplating the buttons on womens' blouses (in a non-sexual way) than I ever would have conceived. Damn the Internet.

Posted by: Average Guy at March 06, 2017 05:08 PM (LMcFk)

556 I do this so much better. Don't need accessories.

And I have more skin in the game.

Posted by: Maratus volans at March 06, 2017 05:08 PM (VFhMt)

557 Posted by: wth at March 06, 2017 05:05 PM (HgMAr)
===
No not Stick, But it does rhyme with stick

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 06, 2017 05:08 PM (y3aQB)

558 2) Why would the high-society ladies give a rat's ass about their handmaidens' convenience when buttoning their blouses? And wouldn't the handmaidens get used to buttoning "left handed" buttons after the first two or three days on the job?


Also, did the handmaidens have handmaidens to button THEIR blouses? Where did it end? WAS IT HANDMAIDENS ALL THE WAY DOWN???!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2017 05:09 PM (8ZskC)

559 Also, the dressed-by-others theory doesn't fully make sense because:

Doesn't it make more sense that they were undressed by others?

Men wanted to make it easy to pop open a blouse. So left buttons.

It's the patriarchy, man.

Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2017 05:09 PM (tewYv)

560 Guy on Hannity is saying EVERYONE is being surveilled by alphabet agencies without a warrant and the information is in files. Thanks Obama!

Posted by: shibumi at March 06, 2017 05:09 PM (J5mC3)

561 No not Stick, But it does rhyme with stick
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 06, 2017 05:08 PM (y3aQB)

How does "silver rocket" rhyme with "stick"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2017 05:09 PM (sK2fh)

562 http://bit.ly/2mYF25i
====
Wiretap Firestorm May Finally Sink James Comey

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 06, 2017 05:05 PM (y3aQB)


Why that sniveling piece of shit is still there is beyond me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2017 05:10 PM (zc3Db)

563 So this is what the destruction of western civilization looks like. A coxcomb.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 06, 2017 05:10 PM (vRcUp)

564 Getting dressed up for his coming out party.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 06, 2017 05:10 PM (0mRoj)

565 How do you even know this song, ace? Was there a Spotify Playlist for "Songs even the Pet Shop Boys would call faggy"?

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 06, 2017 05:10 PM (mrnR6)

566
Harrison Ford is back in the air. because you can't ground his uncoordinated arrogant ass, he's a celebrity.


Get off my plane!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 06, 2017 05:10 PM (MkKmC)

567 I'll bet he's got skincare product in the bag.


Is Wart-B-Gone a skincare product?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2017 05:10 PM (8ZskC)

568 It was customary for a woman to sit, walk, etc on the left side of her male companion.

I thought it was the opposite, so they wouldn't tangle their skirts on his sword.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 06, 2017 05:10 PM (QQ+il)

569 Also, did the handmaidens have handmaidens to button THEIR blouses? Where did it end? WAS IT HANDMAIDENS ALL THE WAY DOWN???!!!
--

Ladies maid.

There was a ladies maid.

She was of the Lower Class and dressed the Lady. No one helped the ladies maid dress. She dressed herself.

As did the governesses, and all other of the Lower Classes.

BTW... unless you had a title, you were Lower Class.

Posted by: shibumi at March 06, 2017 05:12 PM (J5mC3)

570 DiGenova told LifeZette that Comey, once again, has failed to stay out of the spotlight.

"He should be quiet," said diGenova. "Asking the Department of Justice to defend him under these circumstances is not necessary ... This is not about James Comey."


Well, if Joe D says so, Comey is out on his ear tomorrow!

Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2017 05:12 PM (tewYv)

571 The real answer to the buttons question has to do with space-station sex, as per the other day's thread.

Tailors back then were REALLY looking ahead in their designs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2017 05:12 PM (sK2fh)

572 I thought it was the opposite, so they wouldn't tangle their skirts on his sword.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 06, 2017 05:10 PM (QQ+il)


They invented mini-skirts to combat that problem.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2017 05:12 PM (zc3Db)

573 I just got home from substitute teaching in a grade school near me, where a couple of things happened I wanted to tell the Horde about.

I read Ace's posts and now in this thread, the thing about the Alexandria schools means my story isn't even off-topic.

A little guy told me that during lunch a student from another class told him to 'go back to mexico.'

while waiting for the kids to come off the playground with another teacher, I told her about it and that I needed to talk to the other kid's teacher.

the first thing out of this woman's mouth was to blame it on President Trump.

I told her PT didn't make the little bully say what he said. People have been like that for a hundred years.

The little ------- went straight to the other teacher and told her about it so that while i was waiting with my class 5 minutes later, the other teacher came and addressed my entire class, apologizing and vowing to punish the little 'racist.'

Nearby, there was a bulletin board decorated with all the presidents. No picture of PT; according to them, BO is still pres.

Posted by: booknlass at March 06, 2017 05:13 PM (8mO0Q)

574 We need something super hetero as a palate cleanser, like Baltimora's "Tarzan Boy." Now that's a real lunch pail and hard hat song.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 06, 2017 05:13 PM (mrnR6)

575 Yes! Oh,yes! I know a sister when I see one & I see one!

Posted by: Zombie Liberace at March 06, 2017 05:14 PM (bc2Lc)

576 We need something super hetero as a palate cleanser, like Baltimora's "Tarzan Boy." Now that's a real lunch pail and hard hat song.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 06, 2017 05:13 PM (mrnR6)
---------

"It's Raining Men."

Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2017 05:14 PM (sBOL1)

577 http://bit.ly/2mYvC9X
====
Reporter Sharyl Attkisson says feds hacked computer, CBS protected Obama - Washington Times

Sort the comments on that old article for the newest ones and you'll see people are commenting on it just minutes and hours ago.

Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2017 05:14 PM (QCc6B)

578 Is that your gladius or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Ancient Latin Humor at March 06, 2017 05:14 PM (8ZskC)

579 Obama could make killing a 14 point buck look ghey. There is no helping that queen.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 06, 2017 05:14 PM (2qHjF)

580 "It's Raining Men."


Only Freddie Mercury is man enough to save this thread.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 06, 2017 05:15 PM (QQ+il)

581 A little guy told me that during lunch a student from another class told him to 'go back to mexico.'

while waiting for the kids to come off the playground with another teacher, I told her about it and that I needed to talk to the other kid's teacher.


Why?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2017 05:15 PM (zc3Db)

582 Male designers put women's buttons on the other side so they are easier to open up and get the boobehs out.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 06, 2017 05:15 PM (6Ll1u)

583

Prolly bought the cherry blossom bloomers and matching socks.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2017 05:15 PM (0mz2+)

584 Nearby, there was a bulletin board decorated with all the presidents. No picture of PT; according to them, BO is still pres.
Posted by: booknlass at March 06, 2017 05:13 PM (8mO0Q)
-----------

I'm glad you don't have to go there every day. How depressing it would be.

Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2017 05:15 PM (sBOL1)

585 Looks like a ad for nearby gloryhole

Posted by: nsirchov at March 06, 2017 05:15 PM (1TcdB)

586 Ace really is worldly for his almost 29 years - knows French, shelving, and even fringe late 80s British club jams.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 06, 2017 05:16 PM (mrnR6)

587 Comey may have been set up here. He might have said to the DOJ, the FBI didn't bug Trump, I never would have let it happen and you know it. You need to go public to say you didn't unless you did, then God help you.

Which turned into Comey has asked the DOJ to declare Trump wrong, says a senior government official.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 06, 2017 05:16 PM (SIY7D)

588 Reporter Sharyl Attkisson says feds hacked computer, CBS protected Obama - Washington Times

So about what we figured, then.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 06, 2017 05:16 PM (9krrF)

589 His dick tastes like shit!

Posted by: Just the punchline at March 06, 2017 05:16 PM (kTF2Z)

590 According to the unassailable authority of some commenter on Quora, the gentleman would customarily offer his left arm to the lady, so his right hand was available to draw his sword should he be accosted by some uncouth character.

Damn the Internet again.

Posted by: Average Guy at March 06, 2017 05:16 PM (LMcFk)

591 "Zippy the Fucking Pinhead Goes Shopping"

Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2017 05:16 PM (mFD3N)

592 Why would the high-society ladies give a rat's ass about their handmaidens' convenience when buttoning their blouses? And wouldn't the handmaidens get used to buttoning "left handed" buttons after the first two or three days on the job?


Also, did the handmaidens have handmaidens to button THEIR blouses? Where did it end? WAS IT HANDMAIDENS ALL THE WAY DOWN???!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2017 05:09 PM (8ZskC)


No it was handjobs

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 06, 2017 05:16 PM (M+Lyo)

593 Obama could make killing a 14 point buck look ghey. There is no helping that queen.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 06, 2017 05:14 PM (2qHjF)


Commander-in-Chief. Eight years.


Think of all the corpsemen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2017 05:16 PM (PY9jH)

594 I wouldn't have minded if Obama were really gay if
he hd come out before the first election (aide the major deficiencies he
had as a candidate I mean) but if he is gay and while he has affairs
with gay men-that's just pathetic and repellent.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2017 04:37 PM (fDdVG)

That is repellent...


What I want to know, though, is why did Valerie Jarrett just move into the Obama's new house with them. I mean it was weird that she lived at the White House with them but it is off the charts weird that she is going to be living with them at their post White House private residence.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 06, 2017 05:17 PM (geAkB)

595
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 06, 2017 05:13 PM (mrnR6)
---------

"It's Raining Men."

Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2017 05:14 PM (sBOL1)



Hallelujah!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 06, 2017 05:18 PM (TdMsT)

596 Male designers put women's buttons on the other side so they are easier to open up and get the boobehs out.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 06, 2017 05:15 PM (6Ll1u)




Probably not. Male designers are as interested in boobehs as Barry is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2017 05:18 PM (493sH)

597 Reporter Sharyl Attkisson says feds hacked computer, CBS protected Obama - Washington Times


Ah, yes. Ben Rhodes brother, I believe, is a honcho at CBS?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2017 05:18 PM (PY9jH)

598 What I want to know, though, is why did Valerie Jarrett just move into the Obama's new house with them.

She is the Shadout Mapes.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 06, 2017 05:18 PM (QQ+il)

599 "Zippy the Fucking Pinhead Goes Shopping"
---
THREAD WINNER!

Posted by: shibumi at March 06, 2017 05:19 PM (J5mC3)

600 E X A C T A L L Y what is going on is what you see up there.

Posted by: MoJoTee at March 06, 2017 05:20 PM (vKbhP)

601 600 "Zippy the Fucking Pinhead Goes Shopping"
---
THREAD WINNER!
Posted by: shibumi at March 06, 2017 05:19 PM (J5mC3)



Concur.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 06, 2017 05:20 PM (TdMsT)

602 Obama could make killing a 14 point buck look ghey. There is no helping that queen.

The way Barry would take down a buck is most certainly queer.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 06, 2017 05:21 PM (nw6G5)

603
It'd be nice if President Trump tweeted that obama armed ISIS with weaponry.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 06, 2017 05:21 PM (MkKmC)

604 I wore my claymore on my back, laddie. Frees up both hands for the boobehs.

Posted by: William Wallace at March 06, 2017 05:22 PM (kTF2Z)

605 Cue up "He's So Gay"

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 06, 2017 05:22 PM (6mTHf)

606 I needed to talk to the other kid's teacher.

Why?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

that's a good question. I guess that's just what teachers do.

Posted by: booknlass at March 06, 2017 05:22 PM (8mO0Q)

607 Yeeesh.


Guy on Hannity was just talking about how everyone in the US is under surveillance in violation of the 1st, 4th, 5th, and 6th Amendments.

Awesome.

Thanks, Obama!

Richard Nixon Cubed is TFG.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 06, 2017 05:22 PM (vZ9Fw)

608 What I want to know, though, is why did Valerie Jarrett just move into the Obama's new house with them.




Brack is a muzzie. Yes, even a gay muzzie. Val JarJar Binks is his second wife.

That, or she's his muzzie controller.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 05:22 PM (/B2KC)

609 that's a good question. I guess that's just what teachers do.

Posted by: booknlass at March 06, 2017 05:22 PM (8mO0Q)


One kid telling another to "go back to mexico" doesn't warrant any attention by a teacher.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2017 05:23 PM (zc3Db)

610 1. Scurrilous Tweet

2. Immense push-back from Establishment

3. Surprising New Evidence

4. Press gets Raped at Brutal Press Conference

Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2017 05:23 PM (QCc6B)

611 I have the solution to your shirt problems, brah.

Posted by: The Untuckit Guy at March 06, 2017 05:23 PM (8TdcF)

612 Obama could make the pit crew for NASCAR look ghey.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 06, 2017 05:24 PM (2qHjF)

613
Brack is a muzzie. Yes, even a gay muzzie. Val JarJar Binks is his second wife.

That, or she's his muzzie controller.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 05:22 PM (/B2KC)

+++

I think everything is correct except for Valarie being a second wife. Can't see that.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 06, 2017 05:24 PM (Ivjge)

614 What's in the bag? Shrimp or "Tupperware"?
Looks like he just came from a lesbian sex toy party.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2017 05:25 PM (HgMAr)

615 Brack is a muzzie. Yes, even a gay muzzie. Val JarJar Binks is his second wife.



That, or she's his muzzie controller.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 05:22 PM (/B2KC)


Apropos of the general tenor of this thread, I am wondering if TFG serves the same purpose for her Wookiness that her Wookiness serves for him.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 06, 2017 05:25 PM (geAkB)

616 I'm glad you don't have to go there every day.
Bluebell

You are a champion, Bluebell. that's exactly how to look at it.

And Ace's post about the post-election rage helped me walk in their shoes a little bit. I'm pretty sure they didn't put PT's picture up on the board because they think the kids, who are mostly aliens, will be afraid of Pres. Trump, because they've taught them to be scared of him.

Posted by: booknlass at March 06, 2017 05:26 PM (8mO0Q)

617 "598 Reporter Sharyl Attkisson says feds hacked computer, CBS protected Obama - Washington Times


Ah, yes. Ben Rhodes brother, I believe, is a honcho at CBS?
Posted by: Jane D'oh"



Ben Rhodes is like cancer.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 06, 2017 05:26 PM (OD2ni)

618 Nood

Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2017 05:26 PM (QCc6B)

619 Eagerly pursuing all the latest fashion trends...he's a dedicated follower of fashion.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 06, 2017 05:26 PM (hqZPQ)

620 Hey Obama! The late seventies called, Gloria Gaynor wants her song back!

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 06, 2017 05:27 PM (dargh)

621 Nood wall o' words.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2017 05:27 PM (/B2KC)

622 He's not the worst dressed middle aged guy I've ever seen. At least he's not wearing crocs.

But don't let the publishers see you walking around during business hours. Get crackin' on your self-serving memoirs! Grant was dying when he wrote his.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 06, 2017 05:29 PM (hqZPQ)

623 Was the kid from Mexico?

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 06, 2017 05:31 PM (zoyKY)

624 His dick tastes like shit!

Posted by: Just the punchline
****

I thought it was:

Yeah I know. Al Gore REALLY didn't want to go to Africa either.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 06, 2017 05:32 PM (0x/TW)

625 Maybe Valerie Jarret is Obama's mother??
Seriously, if I didn't a resemblance to Stanley Ann ( And he looks NOTHING like obama Sr.) I'd think iy might be true.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2017 05:32 PM (7uYFy)

626 http://bit.ly/2mYK41G
===
James Rosen Recounts Being Labeled a 'Conspirator' by the Obama Admin

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 06, 2017 05:33 PM (y3aQB)

627 Yeah I know. Al Gore REALLY didn't want to go to Africa either.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 06, 2017 05:32 PM (0x/TW)
==
But Toto did

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 06, 2017 05:33 PM (y3aQB)

628 Ben Rhodes is like a cancer.

But Fender Rhodes is sweet....

Posted by: Steely Dan at March 06, 2017 05:34 PM (7uYFy)

629 I just realized how very sick I am of that man. Haven't missed seeing him, not even a bit.

Posted by: MathMom at March 06, 2017 05:36 PM (mSbwX)

630 Clipped from another blog comment that posted this photo..

Gayer than the ghost of Paul Lynde mincing into a bath house while wearing a caftan and singing show tunes!

Posted by: Kevin Kristy at March 06, 2017 05:38 PM (KczA1)

631 No offense to the London Boys - but wouldn't the gay version of Milli Vanilli be...

Milli Vanilli?

Posted by: moronhorde minion at March 06, 2017 05:54 PM (88jeI)

632 Mama Valerie must be dressing him.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at March 06, 2017 06:06 PM (VUuuy)

633 He is in the denial phase. He thinks he will get away with everything and anything because he is a former president and former presidents don't get in trouble. He believes he can do what the Clintons did with White Water in the 90s...find a scapegoat who will get in trouble.

This tells me that he has enough between him and what transpired to maintain deniability to a certain degree. He thinks someone else will go down, but not him. No way, no how. He thinks he is smarter than Trump and, therefore, will 'win.'

Meanwhile, I just wonder if he is so innocent and so are his cronies, why aren't they jumping on board with Trump's call for a full investigation of this whole thing? Instead, I just hear denials.

Posted by: K-E at March 06, 2017 06:19 PM (HlvVu)

634 that is a very ghey picture of a very ghey man

Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 06, 2017 06:41 PM (0O7c5)

635 The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers has s shit-eating grin on his face because he's getting $60 million for nothing.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 06, 2017 06:48 PM (dargh)

636 Girly-man

Posted by: Jane at March 06, 2017 06:51 PM (9JROK)

637 where's the bike helmet?

Posted by: Joe at March 06, 2017 07:09 PM (BU0yU)

638 Is that an NPR tote bag?

Posted by: Stlar at March 06, 2017 07:18 PM (5bzHL)

639 He would look gayer if he was pretending to shoot a muzzleloader.

Posted by: French Jeton at March 06, 2017 07:31 PM (WMvHw)

640 I'm not saying Obama is gay, but if he were gay, this is how he would dress.

Posted by: French Jeton at March 06, 2017 07:36 PM (WMvHw)

641 Couple of months, changing his name to Caitlin.

Posted by: socalcon at March 06, 2017 07:47 PM (UXScn)

642 Picture of Barry and mom.

http://tinyurl.com/hz9blel

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 06, 2017 07:51 PM (8D00I)

643 http://iotwreport.com/latest-obama-photo-should-be-a-magazine-cover/

Posted by: Thirdtwin at March 06, 2017 08:00 PM (Ixl7R)

644 This is one America paid for, for the last 8 years. Only, it's blue jeans instead of pant creases.

Posted by: Beaches at March 06, 2017 08:51 PM (gKZ/7)

645 Still wearing mom jeans.....

Posted by: Charlene at March 06, 2017 10:34 PM (2FFnC)

646 Can I post if I'm an old lady?

Posted by: G-MA at March 07, 2017 01:52 AM (BAcml)

647 That should be illegal..

Posted by: Island Girl at March 07, 2017 02:07 AM (FJrl0)

648 Obama's gay. Big deal. We already knew that.

Posted by: j. murrell at March 07, 2017 09:01 AM (kW8PA)

649 Boyfriend......you better hide your boyfriend!!!

Posted by: DLC at March 07, 2017 09:34 AM (P4scf)

650 So right arm and leg are in front of left arm and leg... Either he's trolling the paparazzi or he's as clumsy as his worst detractors claimed.

Posted by: Setnaffa at March 07, 2017 05:52 PM (iDxq/)

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