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Jeff Sessions Press Conference

So far, just an empty podium, as if Obama were speaking.

It's on. Here's CNN's feed. Fox dropped the ball and never put one up.

I can't just keep refreshing Fox waiting for them to do what they should have done 20 minutes ago.

Finally Fox put one up.

Summary: He says he was asked about "continuing contacts involving exchanges of information" and answered that question honesty.

But he also says that his staffers have advised him that, having been a part of the Trump campaign, he should recuse himself from being involved any investigation in the campaign. He says that advice is sound and he'll take it.

He says when the Ambassador came to his office, he had two of his senior staffers present, both former Army colonels, and possibly a junior staffer as well. He says there was nothing about the campaign, and says it was about terrorism and maybe the Ukraine came up. (This was because he had just met with the Ukrainian ambassador the previous day, and I guess the Russians wanted to get their words in as well. You know -- like ordinary business where one country's ambassador wants to chew your ear and then his rival wants the same opportunity.)

The meeting had been requested by the Ambasador earlier that day.

Neil Cavuto is now playing the full version of Franken's question-- like I've been banging on about.


Posted by: Ace at 04:02 PM




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1 Hi.

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 02, 2017 03:56 PM (mf5HN)

2 Nothing to see here.
Go back to you homes.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 02, 2017 03:56 PM (oR5ks)

3 Just outrageous and dishonorable behavior.

Posted by: Zombie Lion of the Senate at March 02, 2017 03:57 PM (FqgrG)

4 Other than first.

Posted by: Weasel at March 02, 2017 03:57 PM (Sfs6o)

5 The exciting thing about this administration is it's hard to guess what cards they will play.

Posted by: Max Power at March 02, 2017 03:57 PM (q177U)

6 So far, just an empty podium, as if Obama were speaking.

-----------

Snort

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2017 03:58 PM (kTF2Z)

7 2 minute warning.

Wind up the outrage meter.

Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2017 03:59 PM (hdpay)

8 Give em hell Jeff!!

Posted by: Kreplach at March 02, 2017 03:59 PM (Gh/jd)

9 If Sessions offers his resignation - and Trump accepts it - I am done with this administration for good. You do not negotiate with fucking terrorists, because it won't stop with Flynn and Sessions.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2017 03:59 PM (VV72c)

10 Don't give the Demoncrat-Media Complex the scalp they're demanding...

Posted by: Hikaru at March 02, 2017 03:59 PM (XMDuf)

11 CNN should recuse itserlf from covering politics and DIAF

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 03:59 PM (Om16U)

12 Ugh...some Fox outlet has nasty Schumer blathering on about this outrage. Ugh, These people.

Posted by: lizabth at March 02, 2017 04:00 PM (QcWqC)

13 If Sessions offers his resignation - and Trump accepts it - I am done with this administration for good. You do not negotiate with fucking terrorists, because it won't stop with Flynn and Sessions.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2017 03:59 PM (VV72c)

Yep.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 02, 2017 04:00 PM (Jcg9Q)

14 So far, just an empty podium; this too is the story of Obama

Posted by: nuke it from orbit at March 02, 2017 04:00 PM (559UZ)

15 Can we all wait to hear what he has to say before freaking the fuck out?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2017 04:00 PM (kTF2Z)

16 Top 500

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at March 02, 2017 04:00 PM (8iiMU)

17
Jeff Sessions walks funny.

Posted by: CNN at March 02, 2017 04:01 PM (ODxAs)

18 Can't give in. This tactic is way too successful for TPTB. Again, this is about stealing the spotlight from Trump's speech.

They are also making it de facto illegal to talk to an ally.

Posted by: Alex #11 at March 02, 2017 04:01 PM (EUMt/)

19 I, too, will be furious if Sessions is another scalp given to the prog-god. Furious at Trump.

Posted by: lizabth at March 02, 2017 04:01 PM (QcWqC)

20 I am a little worried about all the lying and Russia.

Posted by: Concerned bOB. at March 02, 2017 04:01 PM (oR5ks)

21 This would be a good time to announce an investigation into massive fraud of public benefits by illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Ripley at March 02, 2017 04:01 PM (1BQGO)

22 Well this is a full day at the old HQ. We've had dicks and boobs. Then farts. Now a room full of pussies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2017 04:01 PM (GX63o)

23 All we need to hear is that Sessions is driving out the Deep State before him and he enjoys the lamentations of the women.

Posted by: Dreamer Who Dreams at March 02, 2017 04:01 PM (iynDC)

24 "The excitement is killing me...I hope it lasts..."

Posted by: Willy Wonka at March 02, 2017 04:01 PM (8iiMU)

25 Can we all wait to hear what he has to say before freaking the fuck out?

This.

He's not going to quit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 04:01 PM (B+qrE)

26 I miss the rat running in front of Obama's podium.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:01 PM (PY9jH)

27 The FOX stream was showing the fucking protesters of Sessions while waiting for him...then went to fuckin Shumers presser! Assholes.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 02, 2017 04:01 PM (jjaLl)

28 Here we go.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2017 04:02 PM (kTF2Z)

29 just an empty podium, as if Obama were speaking.

It went with his empty head.

Posted by: Killerdog at March 02, 2017 04:02 PM (7SC+O)

30 "Good afternoon everyone."

"The Marshalls at the doors are here to arrest each of you for massive RICO violations."

"Have a nice day."

/drops mic

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 02, 2017 04:02 PM (9krrF)

31 Jeff Sessions is an honorable man. I'm confident he did nothing wrong. I suspect he is a fighter. We'll know soon.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 02, 2017 04:02 PM (Lqy/e)

32 What, Andrew Breitbart didn't walk in and take the podium?

Oh, my Matrix wiring came undone...

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 04:02 PM (TppKb)

33 If he gives in, I give it 7 seconds before Melt-face Maxine demands Trump's immediate resignation as well, and 3 seconds after that for Franken to join in.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 02, 2017 04:02 PM (XMDuf)

34 I miss the rat running in front of Obama's podium.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:01 PM (PY9jH)



The big rat was behind the podium

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 04:02 PM (493sH)

35 I hope he announces the firing of all Obama Asst. DA's

Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2017 04:02 PM (hdpay)

36
Stick in the eye is the only appropriate response.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 04:02 PM (ZFUt7)

37 Drudge to left says TRUMP: TOTAL CONFIDENCE.


I'm taking that to mean they are not backing down.
Hope he comes out and accuses Obama of trying to depose a sitting president.

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at March 02, 2017 04:02 PM (NOIQH)

38 >>>>Can we all wait to hear what he has to say before freaking the fuck out?
.
.
.Way too many people here get a case of the vapors based on internet rumors.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 02, 2017 04:02 PM (le7jz)

39 Pull my finger.

Posted by: That Uncle at Thanksgiving at March 02, 2017 04:03 PM (7C+kV)

40 Excellent! Not gonna resign!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 02, 2017 04:03 PM (jjaLl)

41 "Let me be clear...."

I idea that I was an idiot is "totally false".


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2017 04:03 PM (8iiMU)

42
I imagine Sessions will tell them to shove it up their ambassador.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2017 04:03 PM (ODxAs)

43 I only hope that this is the cluebat that makes the GOP finally realize that the FNM and the DEMs will never reciprocate any collegiality and "respecting presidential right to choose his staff" I am not tired of winning, but this BS of having the opposition tantrum like a toddler certainly is getting old.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 02, 2017 04:03 PM (dkExz)

44 Sessions being indignant. Love it.

Tell the MFM to eat a bag of dicks, and walk out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:03 PM (PY9jH)

45 Basically Sessions needs to go up there and not play these fucking games.

It is not against the law to speak to Russians officials.

If there is a specific crime being alledged then let them name it, they won't because there have been no crimes committed.

This is all bullshit.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 02, 2017 04:03 PM (Gh/jd)

46 You go Jeff.

Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2017 04:03 PM (hdpay)

47 Le Freak!

Posted by: Chic at March 02, 2017 04:03 PM (gbWkA)

48 The silence is settled!

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 02, 2017 04:03 PM (XB6U8)

49 Here's my hope for this press conference:

"Nevertheless, Sessions persisted!!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 04:03 PM (NOIQH)

50 SHELTER IN PLACE.
#GOPSTRONG

Posted by: CD Yurtle at March 02, 2017 04:03 PM (fqERy)

51 listen up all you motherfuckers

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2017 04:04 PM (FZYNt)

52 Link?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 04:04 PM (tgrKG)

53 I'm pretty sure the left hates his Southern accent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:04 PM (PY9jH)

54 Shorter Sessions: F U.

Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2017 04:04 PM (hdpay)

55 Sessions is an honorable man, and he sees himself as one. Further, I'd be very surprised if his relationship with Trump was less than foundation-epoxy grade.

He could dynamite the WaPo building and Trump wouldn't fire him, so there's no damn reason for him to leave.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 04:04 PM (TppKb)

56 "I will explain this testimony for the record. Secondly..."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2017 04:04 PM (8iiMU)

57 ABC on Twitter claiming he'll recuse from investigations on any or all Presidential campaigns, existing or future.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 02, 2017 04:04 PM (9krrF)

58 >>>Way too many people here get a case of the vapors based on internet rumors.



It's the GOPe. We're like battered housewives expecting the worst.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2017 04:04 PM (VV72c)

59 If Sessions offers his resignation - and Trump accepts it - I am done with this administration for good. You do not negotiate with fucking terrorists, because it won't stop with Flynn and Sessions.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2017 03:59 PM (VV72c)


Bit early for pearl-clutching, isn't it?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2017 04:04 PM (TOk1P)

60 "So far, just an empty podium, as if Obama were speaking."

Can we go back to the thrill a minute of the giraffe in labor?

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 04:04 PM (noWW6)

61 Has the entire confirmed cabinet resigned yet? And Kelli Anne Con Whey?

Posted by: Undocumented at March 02, 2017 04:04 PM (SsblQ)

62 What's happening? I don't have TV. Good or not good?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 04:04 PM (bpfzP)

63 Doesn't sound much like a resignation to me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2017 04:04 PM (kTF2Z)

64 never mind, got it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 04:04 PM (tgrKG)

65 "Let me be clear, i never had meetings with Russian operatives or Russian intermediaries about the Trump campaign, and the idea that I was part of a continuing exchange of information during campaign between Trump surrogates and intermediaries for the Russian government is totally false."

He will recuse himself.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 04:05 PM (B+qrE)

66 "I will explain this testimony for the record. Secondly But first..."

FIFY

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 02, 2017 04:05 PM (9krrF)

67 So Bill Wynn was full of shit in the previous thread. What a shock.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 02, 2017 04:05 PM (OD2ni)

68 >>I'm pretty sure the left hates his Southern accent.


"Beauregard. It just sounds like a KKK name, no?" - MSM

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 04:05 PM (NOIQH)

69 Y'all can eat a BOD

Posted by: Strobe at March 02, 2017 04:05 PM (gbWkA)

70 yup, recusement

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 04:05 PM (7uYFy)

71 Recall that the only "facts" supporting the Russians stole the election are

(1) a report by a private company hired by the DNC, copied and relied upon by 17 federal spook agencies (including the spooks at Energy and the Coast Guard). The DNC never turned their server over to anyone in government, and

(2) stories by Fake News outlets which rely on unnamed federal officials.

There's no there there.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 04:05 PM (SIY7D)

72 He sounds pissed. Like he's explaining the facts to a room full of premenstrual school girls.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:05 PM (PY9jH)

73 58: Yeeeah. We're still getting used to Trump not being a jello spined GOPe acolyte...

Posted by: Jackal at March 02, 2017 04:05 PM (Nfr/7)

74 So Bill Wynn was full of shit in the previous thread. What a shock.

Posted by: Benji Carver


Bill Wynn is Average Joe. You know the rest.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 02, 2017 04:06 PM (9krrF)

75 "My staff recommended recusal. I believe those recommndations are right and just."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2017 04:06 PM (8iiMU)

76 He should say "recuse me while I whip this out", and then whip out his wang.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 02, 2017 04:06 PM (4e+hS)

77 Excellent! Not gonna resign!

So Bill Wynn is a drooling fucktard yet again. Whowouldathunk?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 02, 2017 04:06 PM (oVJmc)

78
He answered the question correctly as he understood it. He will recuse himself from the Russia probe.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 04:06 PM (493sH)

79 I wish I could hear it. Did he get the hook, or is he in to stay?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 04:06 PM (bpfzP)

80 Says:

1. There was nothing incorrect in his testimony, which he'll write to explain formally.

2. He is recusing himself from matters that deal with the Trump campaign, but not because of the freakout today.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 02, 2017 04:06 PM (PXbkt)

81 Also recall that CNN hired Valerie Jarrett's daughter to cover stories about Trump

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 04:06 PM (SIY7D)

82 Can we go back to the thrill a minute of the giraffe in labor?

I was looking forward to the Caterpillar tractor pulling the calf (?) out, followed immediately by the cops seizing the tractor as having been illegally exported.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 04:06 PM (TppKb)

83 >>What's happening? I don't have TV. Good or not good?

Good. He stated quite clearly what any 2nd grader would know if they actually listened to the original question and answer. He was asked at the hearing if he met with any Russian officials about the campaign. He answered no because he didn't.

So much drama over a nothing burger.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 04:06 PM (/tuJf)

84 "I'm pretty sure the left hates his Southern accent."

They managed to stomach Steve Beshear's down-home drawl the other night.

Although they don't seem to happy with how he came across.

http://tinyurl.com/zcz5pre

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 04:07 PM (noWW6)

85 Good. The tactic is empty and only has as much power as we give it. No need to back down in anything. And, the next time they bring up this pseudo-cold war bullshit we should have a damn summit with Russia as a big FU to TPTB.

Posted by: Alex #11 at March 02, 2017 04:07 PM (EUMt/)

86 "My staff recommended recusal. I believe those recommndations are right and just."

Let us compare and contrast with his tarmac-ing felonious predecessor.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 04:07 PM (B+qrE)

87 So now what will the Democrats demand? You know they are not going to stop there,

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 04:07 PM (7uYFy)

88 He's an honorable man, and a gentleman.

In earlier times he's slap Joe Scarborough across the face with a glove and challenge him to a duel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:07 PM (PY9jH)

89 Can we all wait to hear what he has to say before freaking the fuck out?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2017 04:00 PM (kTF2Z)


I wanna go to whatever planet you come from, where you can have expectations like this.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 02, 2017 04:07 PM (wB8Tg)

90 The bottom line is the man has seen everything about any investigations into the alleged Russia problem, and there isn't any.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 02, 2017 04:07 PM (le7jz)

91 "So, in the end, I have followed the right procedure, just as I said I would. Thanks, and I'll take questions."

Oh, geez, a Russian question.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2017 04:07 PM (8iiMU)

92
Question time: How much does Putin pay you?!?!?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 04:07 PM (493sH)

93 I'd prefer him not to recuse himself, though. This gives the whackos a feasable way in...

Posted by: Jackal at March 02, 2017 04:07 PM (Nfr/7)

94 Life was better when Shirley Hemphill was alive.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 02, 2017 04:08 PM (4ErVI)

95 Good. He stated quite clearly what any 2nd grader
would know if they actually listened to the original question and
answer. He was asked at the hearing if he met with any Russian officials
about the campaign. He answered no because he didn't.



So much drama over a nothing burger.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 04:06 PM (/tuJf)
=====================

Wonderful! Now we can all get up from our fainting couches!

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 04:08 PM (bpfzP)

96 This will solve nothing. The howling monkeys will howl even louder. Sessions just should've said hey msm, bite my crank.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 04:08 PM (tgrKG)

97 Also note that MSNBC just happened to have scheduled time last night for a 2-hour spotlight on Trump-Putin, when the WaPo and NYT stories just happened to hit. CNN was also doing a McCain-Graham town hall for some inexplicable reason, and also worked in the WaPo and NYT stories in real time.

But no co-ordination here. Totes coincidental!

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 04:08 PM (SIY7D)

98 "My staff recommended recusal. I believe those recommndations are right and just."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2017 04:06 PM (8iiMU)



I'm torn on this. My gut reaction is that is a good choice to avoid appearance of impropriety etc.

But then I recall there is literally nothing that can come out of a Trump DoJ that the Left and the Media and Dems etc etc etc will say is not influenced by the Russians.


Oh and all y'all up there on you indignation boxes about being so over Trump is Session resigns?

No, you can't use the stepladder and don't you even think of looking at the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness to get down.

You hoisted yourself up that petard. You get yourself down.

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 02, 2017 04:08 PM (mf5HN)

99 I told you idiots he would resign. I hope you all have an early night.

Posted by: Bull Wynn at March 02, 2017 04:08 PM (OD2ni)

100 OMG!!! He went to Russia with a church group in '99!!!!

MFM faints.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:08 PM (PY9jH)

101 Wonderful! Now we can all get up from our fainting couches!
Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 04:08 PM (bpfzP)


No, see my #96.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 04:08 PM (tgrKG)

102 He sounds pissed. Like he's explaining the facts to a room full of premenstrual school girls.

Oh, is that how you do it? Usually I just offer them money and drugs.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at March 02, 2017 04:09 PM (TppKb)

103 Big mistake. Shouldn't have recused himself. It will give the MSM/Dems something to howl about as if it were a admission of wrongdoing.

Posted by: Ripley at March 02, 2017 04:09 PM (1BQGO)

104 AG Sessions admitted his guilt today.

Posted by: This is CNN at March 02, 2017 04:09 PM (fqERy)

105 LOL!

"I thought he was an 'old-style' Soviet."

i.e. a fucking commie pinko red!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2017 04:09 PM (8iiMU)

106 GRIT-TV is showing Death Valley Days with our future President.

Damn but I miss that guy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 02, 2017 04:09 PM (oVJmc)

107 The bottom line is the man has seen everything about any investigations into the alleged Russia problem, and there isn't any.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 02, 2017 04:07 PM (le7jz)

Rush was quoting a reporter from the Wash Post and another one who both said there is no evidence and they now feel that this is just politics.

Really?

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 04:09 PM (K7A0z)

108 Can we all wait to hear what he has to say before freaking the fuck out?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2017 04:00 PM (kTF2Z)

How rational of you!!!!!!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 04:09 PM (fDdVG)

109 "These ambassadors are quite gossipy"


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2017 04:09 PM (8iiMU)

110 Trump needs to retaliate BIGLY!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 02, 2017 04:09 PM (cOHS7)

111 Oh and all y'all up there on you indignation boxes about being so over Trump is Session resigns?
....
You hoisted yourself up that petard. You get yourself down.
====


Amen.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 04:09 PM (6TED6)

112 Can Sessions hold particular congressmen in contempt for their utterly false accusations?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 02, 2017 04:09 PM (B11vO)

113 Does anyone honestly believe that Jeff Sessions was in cahoots with the Russians? Yeah, I'd believe that about as soon as I'd believe J. Edgar Hoover was on Stalin's payroll. What the fuck?

Posted by: DanInMN at March 02, 2017 04:09 PM (h5ffp)

114 Fuck these Democrat motherfuckers, and the assholes like Chaffetz, McCain and Graham for kowtowing to the aforementioned motherfuckers.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2017 04:09 PM (VV72c)

115 I miss the rat running in front of Obama's podium.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:01 PM (PY9jH)

I'm waxing nostalgic for the flies landing on O's face.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 02, 2017 04:09 PM (dargh)

116 11 CNN should recuse itserlf from covering politics and DIAF
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 03:59 PM (Om16U)


^^This.

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2017 04:10 PM (zoehZ)

117 Ha! "Most of these ambassadors are pretty gossippy."

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 02, 2017 04:10 PM (PXbkt)

118 To recuse or not to recuse.They'd blast him either way.This is fine.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 04:10 PM (r/0kC)

119 Now I want him to go after the whole rotten structure with a flamethower and chainsaw.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 04:10 PM (B+qrE)

120 Mr. Sessions, what about your GAAAAFFESS?!?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 02, 2017 04:10 PM (V4Qfo)

121 He's an honorable man, and a gentleman

+++

I keep reading this, but he is a politician so I'd need extraordinary proof, sorry.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 02, 2017 04:10 PM (XB6U8)

122 So now what will the Democrats demand? You know they are not going to stop there,

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 04:07 PM (7uYFy)


I assume nothing less than a demand for Kellyanne's legs to be amputated.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2017 04:10 PM (TOk1P)

123 Rush was quoting a reporter from the Wash Post and another one who both said there is no evidence and they now feel that this is just politics.

Really?
Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 04:09 PM (K7A0z)



It's been all politics from the get go

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 04:10 PM (493sH)

124 When did you stop beating your wife?

Posted by: Strobe at March 02, 2017 04:10 PM (gbWkA)

125 There are no words to describe my hatred for the Democrat Party and their propaganda arm, the media.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 02, 2017 04:10 PM (t8gnY)

126 Ok, so If Sessions recuses himself, who heads up any "investigation"?

Posted by: Jackal at March 02, 2017 04:10 PM (Nfr/7)

127 Mr. Sessions, what about your GAAAAFFESS?!?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 02, 2017 04:10 PM (V4Qfo)




It's about to give birth at any minute

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (493sH)

128 @71 Recall that the only "facts" supporting the Russians stole the election are
-------------------

Wasn't even that. Nothing that the Russians are alleged to have done could be considered "stealing" the election, since the actual actions only involved leaking information that made the Dems look bad.

Posted by: junior at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (nsZ+m)

129 30 Jan 2013

To Russian embassy, gave BJs to entire Russian diplom. corps

6 Aug 2015

Had phone sex with Russian Ambassador

21 Oct 2015

Russian Ambassador called with question. Says acc'g to Hillary's secret server Hillary and Huma are lovers, is it true. I said yeah it's well known that Hillary's eaten more pussy than Bill.

3 Nov 2015

Just got back from trip, brought duty-free vodka for Russian ambassador. Again! Getting tired of this.

Posted by: Excerpts from Claire McCaskill's Diary at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (3OAG2)

130 >>OMG!!! He went to Russia with a church group in '99!!!!
MFM faints.


Er, didn't Bill de Blasio honeymoon in Russia? Or was that Bernie Sanders? Which ever one didn't honeymoon in Russia honeymooned in Cuba.
No MSM vapors about that.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (NOIQH)

131 What SHOULD happen is an avalanche of Obama Administration data dumped on Congressional investigations and immediate contempt-of-Congress enforcement against Holder and the like.

They should have been frog-marched up to the House two weeks ago. I mean full handcuffed perp-walk.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (TppKb)

132 "But before I answer that question, since we're talking about conflicts of interest, how much did you give to the Clinton campaign, including in-kind donations, and do you have any communications with campaign staff that should be disclosed?"

The MFM is a walking, talking conflict of interest.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (wB8Tg)

133 I don't think this is isn't the story. The story is that they are accepting the (D)s Russia!!! campaign and the coming investigation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (/f1mm)

134 At least April the giraffe is starting to weave and switch her tail....she is getting close, IMO.

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (K7A0z)

135 NOW--

Can we get an investigation of the previous administration using the Intelligence Community to gather information on it's political enemies, and leaking that information piecemeal with a collaborating press?????

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (oVJmc)

136 No, see my #96.


Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 04:08 PM (tgrKG)
=============================

They won't stop, of course. I wouldn't expect them too. I think we'll be doing this dance for the next 8 years. But at least we're calling the tune, while they're standing around waiting to be asked to the prom.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (bpfzP)

137 126 Yakov Smirnoff.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (r/0kC)

138 Lord help me. The reporter is stating that there is "Russian interference" as a fact. The urge to slap the wench is strong in me.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (8iiMU)

139 Jesus Christ.

What a freaking moron.

Don't give an inch. Now it's too late.

Unreal.

What a loser who is losing for all of us. Thanks for nothing asswipe.

Jesus, did he just fall off the turnip truck? I mean it's been a whole week of winning now we've got to let the Dems win even though they lost the election.

This is a guy who spent years in the senate and he still doesn't understand who his criminal cohorts are? What an absolute dolt.

Posted by: Cowbell King at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (vhuiM)

140 OMG now they are speculating that the Russians were trying to infiltrate the Trump Campaign through him on the possible Russian ambassadors intentions.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (le7jz)

141 Recused from matters involving the Trump campaign.


Not seeing a downside here. Other than the obvious word twisting by the usual suspects.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (6TED6)

142 Sound legal advice, good way to get over the contretemps.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (V2Yro)

143 Wonderful! Now we can all get up from our fainting couches!
Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 04:08 PM (bpfzP)


Sad, isn't it, how years decades of GOPe fecklessness has imprinted this kind of almost Pavlovian behavior on so many of us?

So many kneejerk reactions to unlearn.

So much winning.

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (s5o+q)

144 Has anyone else noticed that all the reporter's questions seem to accept 'Russian interference in the election" as a given, as a fact.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 04:12 PM (7uYFy)

145 The nights are getting shorter, Bill.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 04:12 PM (IqV8l)

146 I keep reading this, but he is a politician so I'd need extraordinary proof, sorry.

I know him. Have for more than 20 years. He is honorable and humble.

How's that?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 04:12 PM (B+qrE)

147 Er, didn't Bill de Blasio honeymoon in Russia? Or was that Bernie Sanders? Which ever one didn't honeymoon in Russia honeymooned in Cuba.

I thought Bernie Sanders ran over Jeremy Corbyn's bicycle in Russia or something?

Man, it's hard to keep these commies straight...

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 04:12 PM (TppKb)

148 This won't stop, so Trump would be wise to go back on his promise and investigate Hillary and the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2017 04:12 PM (VV72c)

149 "a report by a private company hired by the DNC, copied and relied upon by 17 federal spook agencies"

And that private company claimed there was a definitive "signature" in the exploit, to underscore their claim that it was the Russians wot done it.

Except the "signature" in question turns out to be that of simple, old, outdated script-kiddie malware that pretty much anyone in the world might have picked up and used, instead of being ultra-sophisticated state-sponsored intrusion software.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 04:12 PM (noWW6)

150 Er, didn't Bill de Blasio honeymoon in Russia? Or was that Bernie Sanders? Which ever one didn't honeymoon in Russia honeymooned in Cuba.
No MSM vapors about that.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (NOIQH)




They were in love with commies. If this were Russian commies this wouldn't be a story. See Kennedy, Ted

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 04:12 PM (493sH)

151 >>Ok, so If Sessions recuses himself, who heads up any "investigation"?

One of the career DOJ attorney's.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 04:12 PM (/tuJf)

152 The Special Prosecutor will keep digging and digging until he earns his pay

Posted by: Him at March 02, 2017 04:12 PM (No+Gi)

153
Jeff Sessions is one of the most decent, upstanding, law-abiding human beings anywhere, let alone DC.

This is a fucking unmitigated smear campaign meant to rip apart the Trump administration and delegitimize it. Period.

THIS. MUST. BE. RESISTED.

And fuck the GOP-e.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (mbhDw)

154 The RNC called me yesterday asking for money. I was barely civil with the caller - who was after all, just a call center operator, no doubt - as I told her that I will never support the RNC because they are spineless cowards. And I told her to tell her managers what I said.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (t8gnY)

155 Time to start digging around McCain's, McConnell, McCaskell, Schumer and other's back yard and finding something that doesn't pass the smell test. Then turn lose the DOJ and IRS on them. They got their one head for free. This time they need to pay for it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (jxbfJ)

156 Russian interference as a FACT???? Slap that commie reporting!

Posted by: Strobe at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (gbWkA)

157 Big mistake. Shouldn't have recused himself. It will give the MSM/Dems something to howl about as if it were a admission of wrongdoing.


Posted by: Ripley at March 02, 2017 04:09 PM (1BQGO)


Or instead of reacting, based on how your opponents/enemies might react, do the right damned thing REGARDLESS of what they'll say afterwards.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (TOk1P)

158 151: Ugh. I don't like the sound of that...

Posted by: Jackal at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (Nfr/7)

159 Jeebus, Jeff. Just say, "I've got work to do" and walk out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (PY9jH)

160 Mic drop n he is done

Posted by: E.T. at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (9n0dl)

161 Thank you all

Fuck off.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (FqgrG)

162 I can't BELIEVE that even this bigly New Era of Trump, that everyone on our side are treating this Russian-connection bullshit as if the Democrats/MSM were raising a legitimate point, and not admitting it's just a tactic they're using to inflict maximum damage on Trump's presidency.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (tgrKG)

163 "Has anyone else noticed that all the reporter's questions seem to accept
'Russian interference in the election' as a given, as a fact."

Hey! This narrative isn't going to shape itself, you know.

Posted by: America's Snooze Media, working for you! at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (noWW6)

164 This won't stop, so Trump would be wise to go back on his promise and investigate Hillary and the Clinton Foundation.

root and branch.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (B+qrE)

165 153

And fuck the GOP-e.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (mbhDw)

What he said.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (jxbfJ)

166 OMG now they are speculating that the Russians were trying to infiltrate the Trump Campaign through him on the possible Russian ambassadors intentions.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (le7jz)




Joe McCarthy: Funny what a difference a few decades makes.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (493sH)

167 Done.

Lord, these reporters are such fucking tools.

Sessions is fine.

The howlers will continue to howl.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (8iiMU)

168 >>>Sad, isn't it, how years decades of GOPe fecklessness has imprinted this kind of almost Pavlovian behavior on so many of us?

Exactly, and when you add Flynn's resignation...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (VV72c)

169 Bill Wynn gets banned for a reason. he is sent here to troll, not to offer suggestions.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (Lopci)

170 Big mistake. Shouldn't have recused himself. It will give the MSM/Dems
something to howl about as if it were a admission of wrongdoing.
===

You mean like getting out of bed in the morning?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 04:14 PM (6TED6)

171 Fuck you, fuck you very much. Bye y'all!

Posted by: Strobe at March 02, 2017 04:14 PM (gbWkA)

172 Not enough for me.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 02, 2017 04:14 PM (XB6U8)

173 2009: Reset button! See! Russians are our besties!

2012: The 1980s called and want their foreign policy back.

2017: Russians! Under our beds! Infiltrated every level of government!

Is the patent on Red Scare expired yet? Might need to look into trademarking that.

Posted by: Damiano at March 02, 2017 04:14 PM (71OEY)

174
The DoJ should begin an investigation into McStains, McConnell, McAsskill and Hillary.

Do not fuck with the eagles unless you can fly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:14 PM (mbhDw)

175 I can't BELIEVE that even this bigly New Era of Trump, that everyone on our side are treating this Russian-connection bullshit as if the Democrats/MSM were raising a legitimate point, and not admitting it's just a tactic they're using to inflict maximum damage on Trump's presidency.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (tgrKG

Exactly. Everyone's acting as though Russia DID hack the election.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 04:14 PM (7uYFy)

176 Ok, so If Sessions recuses himself, who heads up any "investigation"?
------------------------------
One of the career DOJ attorney's.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 04:12 PM (/tuJf)


Absolutely! Now that Sessions is off the case of the "investigation" into Trump's wrongdoing, I say we put Top Men in charge.

Top. Men.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2017 04:14 PM (TOk1P)

177 Al Franken. What a piece of human waste.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH)

178 Well, I am glad he isn't to be a sacrificial lamb. So can I hoist myself down, now? Err...how does this petard thingy work?

Posted by: lizabth at March 02, 2017 04:15 PM (QcWqC)

179 168: Had Trump not given the MSM Flynn's scalp I don't think there'd be as much angst.

Posted by: Jackal at March 02, 2017 04:15 PM (Nfr/7)

180 For the Dems it's half a loaf is better than none. For today. They figure they have Sessions on the path to resigning.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 02, 2017 04:15 PM (dargh)

181 So after Democrats tar these people a traitors, liars and bigots my guess is most go on to have a little more fire in their belly.

I hope Sessions comes out with both guns blazing and doesn't spare GOPe either.

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 04:15 PM (wX0t8)

182 Why were so many (including some here) speculating that he was going to use this press conference to resign? I smell a pelosi, schumer, msm rat.

Or possibly a Trump "leak".

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 02, 2017 04:15 PM (le7jz)

183 What a loser who is losing for all of us. Thanks for nothing asswipe.

========================


You might want to look around for a grip, and then get it.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 04:15 PM (bpfzP)

184 By the way, the CNN story that Franken was referencing back on January 10th was the fake news dossier that Buzzfeed published in it's entirety has been proved to be complete garbage.

This whole thing is a farce.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 04:15 PM (/tuJf)

185 Oregon muse, the people bringing this sh!t up on "our" side are dirty. they have SOMETHING bad in their closets.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 02, 2017 04:15 PM (Lopci)

186 Didn't Trump give an awesome speech about jobs and the health of our nation a couple of days ago?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 02, 2017 04:15 PM (/f1mm)

187 144 Has anyone else noticed that all the reporter's questions seem to accept 'Russian interference in the election" as a given, as a fact.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 04:12 PM (7uYFy)

I think it goes like this:
1. Russian hackers sometimes use phishing emails
2. No one would dare hack Podesta's email without Putin's okay
3. QED Putin hacked the election! 17 intelligence agencies agree! #SettledIntelligence

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 04:16 PM (3OAG2)

188
Ok, so If Sessions recuses himself, who heads up any "investigation"?
Posted by: Jackal at March 02, 2017 04:10 PM (Nfr/7)


The Assistant AG is an Obama appointee

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 02, 2017 04:16 PM (lKyWE)

189 125 There are no words to describe my hatred for the Democrat Party and their propaganda arm, the media.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 02, 2017 04:10 PM (t8gnY)

I hate the GOPe tools like McCain and Miss Lindsay even more.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 02, 2017 04:16 PM (ZM2xo)

190 By recusing himself from any Trump campaign investigations, does that mean he intends to not have any?

Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2017 04:16 PM (VndSC)

191 >>> Because that's what the GOPe ALWAYS does when the Dems cry foul. Decades of impotence do not afford high hopes with this bunch.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2017 04:16 PM (VV72c)

192
Jeff Sessions once drank a white russian.

Posted by: CBS at March 02, 2017 04:16 PM (ODxAs)

193 How's mama Giraffe doing?

Posted by: Strobe at March 02, 2017 04:16 PM (gbWkA)

194 Trump needs to take a flamethrower to the Obama holdovers, and anyone and everyone in the GOPe who is trying to undermine him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:17 PM (PY9jH)

195 "Er, didn't Bill de Blasio honeymoon in Russia? Or was that Bernie
Sanders? Which ever one didn't honeymoon in Russia honeymooned in Cuba. No MSM vapors about that."

Jeepers, Wally, how about Bill Clinton?

Who as a student at Oxford, on a tiny stipend, somehow managed to vacation extensively in the USSR, staying at the very costliest marquee hotels on Red Square normally reserved only for Western VIP visitors?

::: crickets :::

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 04:17 PM (noWW6)

196 "Thank you all for coming, and I hope you'll all stay so you can eat a nice big fat bag of dicks."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2017 04:17 PM (8ZskC)

197 I don't think this is isn't the story. The story is that they are accepting the (D)s Russia!!! campaign and the coming investigation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (/f1mm)


Right. And this is infuriating, the way the GOP passively accepts the Dem narrative as truth, as if they think they can win on that playing field.

If I had any hair left to tear out, I would.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 04:17 PM (tgrKG)

198 So, why should we believe the Russians hacked the DNC rather than the three DNC employees that were recently fired for security breaches?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 02, 2017 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

199 Career DOJ officials?



You mean the ones who just today were accused of funneling money illegally to radical terrorist groups like LaRaza?


Those DOJ officials?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 04:17 PM (6TED6)

200 Except the "signature" in question turns out to be that of simple, old, outdated script-kiddie malware that pretty much anyone in the world might have picked up and used, instead of being ultra-sophisticated state-sponsored intrusion software.

Posted by: torquewrench


Except the "signature" in question turns out to be that of simple, old, outdated script-kiddie malware that pretty much anyone in the world might have picked up and used, instead of being ultra-sophisticated state-sponsored intrusion software.

Bears repeating. In bold.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 04:17 PM (ZFUt7)

201 If the Russians interfered in the election to Trump's benefit does that also mean they interfered so that the Republican Party ran a clean sweep of the Democrats across the board, both Federal and State?
Is the media saying that the Russians wanted America restored to its Founding Principles?
And if they are saying that, then give me more Russians.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 02, 2017 04:17 PM (t8gnY)

202 Didn't Trump give an awesome speech about jobs and the health of our nation a couple of days ago?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 02, 2017 04:15 PM (/f1mm)

That's why it's the story today.

The good news is everyone was paying attention to Trump's speech the other night.
No one is paying attention to this except news junkies.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 04:17 PM (7uYFy)

203 Time to take one of the opposition's higher value pieces off the board. To discourage the others.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 02, 2017 04:17 PM (JO9+V)

204 188
Ok, so If Sessions recuses himself, who heads up any "investigation"?
Posted by: Jackal at March 02, 2017 04:10 PM (Nfr/7)


The Assistant AG is an Obama appointee
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 02, 2017 04:16 PM (lKyWE)


Say WHAT?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:17 PM (mbhDw)

205 Sessions once requested Russian dressing when they were out of Ranch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2017 04:17 PM (8ZskC)

206 Sessions is clearly not a polished bullshit artist like most politicians, that's why I trust him. He has no need to lie.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 02, 2017 04:18 PM (6Ll1u)

207 mobys gonna moby

Posted by: Max Power at March 02, 2017 04:18 PM (q177U)

208 Regarding the rush to the 'fainting couches', I think there is a deep seated fear that our new overlords will cave in to the libtards on certain things. Hence, some apprehension.

This type of unease is something any Cub fan has had for a century.

Just ask grammie.

UNTIL NOW!!!

WHOOOP!

Now it's "World Champion Chicago Cubs".

(Until the rematch in October, right AtC?)


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at March 02, 2017 04:18 PM (8iiMU)

209 >>You mean the ones who just today were accused of funneling money illegally to radical terrorist groups like LaRaza?

I would think those were likely political appointees. There are some good, solid people at DOJ and they are career people and not tied to any administration.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 04:18 PM (/tuJf)

210 Recusal was the best option . . particularly when dealing with these batshit crazy lefty demoNcrats!

God bless President Trump, Attorney General Sessions, and America!

Posted by: Myshiba at March 02, 2017 04:18 PM (n20xt)

211 Shep just went limp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:19 PM (PY9jH)

212 206 Sessions is clearly not a polished bullshit artist like most politicians, that's why I trust him. He has no need to lie.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 02, 2017 04:18 PM (6Ll1u)


It's all about the seriousness of the charge and the constant ongoing drip, drip, drip of an investigation - even one that leads nowhere.

Time to indict Hillary.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:19 PM (mbhDw)

213 Sessions was once seen Russian to his office.

Posted by: Strobe at March 02, 2017 04:19 PM (gbWkA)

214
FBN showing Shemp interviewing Miss Lindsey. I'll bet that got really deep

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 04:19 PM (493sH)

215 The Assistant AG is an Obama appointee

====

Who reportedly allowed money to be funnelled through DOJ to splinter America hating political-anarchist factions.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 04:19 PM (6TED6)

216 "I'm pretty sure the left hates his Southern accent."

They managed to stomach Steve Beshear's down-home drawl the other night.

Although they don't seem to happy with how he came across.

http://tinyurl.com/zcz5pre

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 04:07 PM (noWW6)

Beshear got the nod for the Trump speech response because he doesn't come off as sinister and/or crazy.

I mean, take a good look at prominent, national-level Democratic Party leadership. They're like some cartoony Council Of Evil.

Posted by: troyriser at March 02, 2017 04:19 PM (Fw5cQ)

217 I can't BELIEVE that even this bigly New Era of Trump, that everyone on our side are treating this Russian-connection bullshit as if the Democrats/MSM were raising a legitimate point, and not admitting it's just a tactic they're using to inflict maximum damage on Trump's presidency.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 04:13 PM (tgrKG)


As was suggested upthread, some on the so-called right have something akin to battered wife syndrome. Every leer from the left, every hint that they're going to lunge at Team Trump is cause for over-reaction.

They don't have to have any substance, they don't have to smack you around. A certain look, a hint, a menacing glare, becomes a threat of epic proportions.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2017 04:19 PM (TOk1P)

218 I assume nothing less than a demand for Kellyanne's legs to be amputated.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2017 04:10 PM


#AppendageLivesMatter!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 02, 2017 04:19 PM (7C+kV)

219 For real, though - they should all have spent the GOP retreat the other week practicing how to say:

"I reject the premise of your question."

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 02, 2017 04:19 PM (PXbkt)

220 OT:

In regards to the main witch bitch in the sidebar video, who I'm going to call Fauxruza Balk...yes, but only if she didn't know my real name, address or phone number. She seems like the type to leave about 25 "binding spells"/passive aggressive voicemails after a hookup, and I wouldn't bet against finding a dead cat buried in my treelawn.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 02, 2017 04:20 PM (oZ6kz)

221 FBN showing Shemp interviewing Miss Lindsey. I'll bet that got really deep

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 04:19 PM (493sH)


Phrasing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:20 PM (PY9jH)

222 Imagine Sessions saying this with that drawl of his...

"Alright, I'll take a few questions, but first, why don't all you cockholsters fuck off...in fact, why don't y'all fuck each other right now? Come on then, y'all get a fuckin', you and you (points), yup, you two, git ruttin' and when yer done I'll answer some questions..."

Posted by: I wish! at March 02, 2017 04:20 PM (jjaLl)

223 >>>Er, didn't Bill de Blasio honeymoon in Russia? Or was that Bernie Sanders?
-----

That was Soviet Union. Soviet Union good.

Russia is different. Russia = homophobes. Russia bad!

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 04:20 PM (3OAG2)

224 The DOJ needs to investigate the IRS scandal
like a Trojan. Plenty of estab heads to lop off there

Posted by: Under Fire at March 02, 2017 04:20 PM (fqERy)

225 chronic liar and champion cocksucker Bill Wynn has been banned again. Like FaceBook, I will not tolerate #FakeNews from dishonest shills.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:20 PM (8rNrN)

226 "I reject the premise of your question."

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 02, 2017 04:19 PM (PXbkt)

^^THIS. We need more of this.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at March 02, 2017 04:21 PM (8iiMU)

227 FBN showing Shemp interviewing Miss Lindsey. I'll bet that got really deep

Posted by: TheQuietMan

==

Do tell. Any interesting details from Queen Nevertrump?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 04:21 PM (6TED6)

228 Republicans are pussies.

They are weakest people I have ever seen.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at March 02, 2017 04:21 PM (NAv1Q)

229 The Assistant AG is an Obama appointee

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 02, 2017 04:16 PM (lKyWE)



Time to clean house now. Everyone of them should have their desks clean out tomorrow morning

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 04:21 PM (493sH)

230 "For the Dems it's half a loaf is better than none. For today. They figure they have Sessions on the path to resigning.



Posted by: JuJuBee"

Yep. From here out it will be the "controversial, embattled, scandal plagued.... AG Sessions." It will used in every single story.

Posted by: Ripley at March 02, 2017 04:21 PM (1BQGO)

231 166 OMG now they are speculating that the Russians were trying to infiltrate the Trump Campaign through him on the possible Russian ambassadors intentions.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 02, 2017 04:11 PM (le7jz)


So why did the Russians hack the *Trump* campaign? Did their magic 8 ball tell them to ignore all of the polling evidence and that Trump was sure to win?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 04:21 PM (tgrKG)

232 I place the blame for this squarely on Jason Chaffetz. Three weeks ago, right after Sessions was confirmed, the Russian thing appeared to be at a dead end and Chaffetz was asked in an interview if , in his opinion, there should be an investigation into whether the Russians had hacked the election.

And the dolt said, yes, I think there should be an investigation. "We don't want to be like the last administration, that had NO investigations at all".

He could have ended this charade by saying "No, there is no evidence that Russia "hacked" the election and we are not going to waste time on one".

But no, he had to try to look like Mr. Pure Representative, who will chase down every rabbit hole to prove how upstanding the Republicans are.

These idiots still will not accept that the Democrats will do what they always do and that is to ruin any person who gets in their way of power, including flat out lies about the person or the event. They are not interested in the truth, they want power.

How stupid can these people be.

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 04:21 PM (K7A0z)

233 I think Jeff Sessions also once ate Chicken Kiev!!!!!!! OMG,!!!!1!!!!111

Posted by: LGoPs at March 02, 2017 04:21 PM (t8gnY)

234 The DOJ needs to investigate the IRS scandal
like a Trojan. Plenty of estab heads to lop off there


Posted by: Under Fire at March 02, 2017 04:20 PM (fqERy)


Koskinen needs to go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:21 PM (PY9jH)

235 I am pretty sure the style guide here demands that Franken be known as Senator Vote Fraud, since it was clearly a fraudulent election. POS should never have been allowed to be seated.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 02, 2017 04:21 PM (7ZVPa)

236 This is the old "Take an answer to a question out of context and call it perjury" trick. What a complete waste of time.

Posted by: Optimizer at March 02, 2017 04:22 PM (EnK/R)

237 Fire every single Obama appointee, TODAY!

Trump, move your fucking ass!

These people will stab you in the back every fucking day for the next 4 years!

Wake the fuck up.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at March 02, 2017 04:22 PM (NAv1Q)

238 Do tell. Any interesting details from Queen Nevertrump?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 04:21 PM (6TED6)


Which one?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 04:22 PM (tgrKG)

239 Kurt Shlichter has a great joke which seems like it would work well with Bill Wynn.

"Bill Wynn's not so much a catamite as a cataMayI?!"

Alternately:

not a catamite so much as a cataMUST

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:22 PM (8rNrN)

240 >>> This won't stop, so Trump would be wise to go back on his promise and investigate Hillary and the Clinton Foundation.
.....

Well, the media and a Democrats have insisted that the whole "email" thing was due to Russia, so... time to subpoena the digital records, contractors, Hillary, and all her minions, this time without immunity due it being a new investigation that they are calling for?

Oh, I also seem to recall something about the 2008 (and 2012?) Obama campaign turning off cc security features in order to accept donations from Donald Duck from foreign IPs. We know that actually happened but no one every investigated who was... what's the term they like now? "Influencing elections"?

Posted by: Damiano at March 02, 2017 04:22 PM (71OEY)

241 This type of unease is something any Cub fan has had for a century.

Just ask grammie.

UNTIL NOW!!!

WHOOOP!

Now it's "World Champion Chicago Cubs".
=====================


Hey Hey! You betcha. I get the whole "expecting to lose" thing, believe me. But maybe it's time to project the energy of winners rather than the defeatist attitudes of losers. We didn't lose. We didn't choke. Chin up people.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 04:22 PM (bpfzP)

242 209: Forgive me if I say I don't have any faith in the "professionalism" of career DOJ flacks. Especially after one of those career flacks basically threw the 9th circuit case a few weeks ago!

Posted by: Jackal at March 02, 2017 04:22 PM (Nfr/7)

243 This isn't directed at anyone here, but at the collective internet freak out this week.

Tuesday afternoon- OMG, TRUMP IS GOING SOFT ON IMMIGRATION! HE'S DONE!

Tuesday night- Trump gives the best speech yet and gives not an inch on immigration.

Thursday morning- OMG TRUMP IS THROWING SESSIONS UNDER THE BUS! THE LEFT HAS ANOTHER SCALP! HES DONE!

Thursday afternoon- Sessions refuses himself and will send a clarifying letter to the senate.

I'm sure DJT will disappoint me at some point, but I think I'll, I dunno, wait for it to happen before I rage stroke.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2017 04:23 PM (kTF2Z)

244 This proved to be an early night for Bill Wynn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:23 PM (PY9jH)

245 OT. If anyones knows of a good experienced dev/ops software engineer seeking a job in Colorado. https://tinyurl.com/NCARjobURL

HR has been infiltrated by militant feminists so I'm not sure if they will advertise this properly or only to places they think cater to wymyn. UGGHHH.

I'm not opposed to hiring a transgendered albino peruvian if that happens to be the best candidate of a qualified pool, but the ham-fisted insistence on "reaching out to wimmin &/or minorities" vs just offering them an equal chance at any job opening has me bristling.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 02, 2017 04:23 PM (dkExz)

246 Lots of room left in Pelosi's head here if anyone else wants to move in.

Posted by: Peter Petrovich Konovnitsyn at March 02, 2017 04:23 PM (HDU3V)

247 So why did the Russians hack the *Trump* campaign? Did their magic 8 ball tell them to ignore all of the polling evidence and that Trump was sure to win?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 04:21 PM (tgrKG)

No, the media already gave away the next step in this. CNN this morning stated that the Russian Ambassador is really a spy and was being bugged and recorded all the time, including when he met with Sessions and the recordings should be made public or at least given to Congress so they can hear what Sessions said to him.

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 04:23 PM (K7A0z)

248 I place the blame for this squarely on Jason Chaffetz.
===

Jen do you have to talk feminine hygiene on EVERY thread?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 04:23 PM (6TED6)

249 Good, I'm glad Sessions recused himself from any Russian 'investigation'. Waste of time. I want him busy investigating Soros so we can have no reason not to extradite him to Hungary when they make the phone call.

Posted by: DaveD at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (P5fqQ)

250 I can't BELIEVE that even this bigly New Era of Trump, that everyone on our side are treating this Russian-connection bullshit as if the Democrats/MSM were raising a legitimate point, and not admitting it's just a tactic they're using to inflict maximum damage on Trump's presidency.

Posted by: OregonMuse

________

I don't think very many "conservatives" were saying it was legitimate (except for places like HotAir) it's that you then had Republican leadership joining the chorus that "this is a VERY big deal!!!" and something very similar happened with Flynn and he got canned over it.

I know, I know, the story was he wasn't fully truthful with Pence, but the deep state hit and media uproar is why it happened.

Next up will be Bannon I'm sure.

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (wX0t8)

251 If Sessions recuses himself, one of the 90 U.S. Attorneys steps up.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (jsWA8)

252 The Assistant AG is an Obama appointee

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 02, 2017 04:16 PM (lKyWE)

I think I would probably approve of that sort of opposition party checks-and-balances thing if it were a structural system and not one side playing by their own rules

As it is, the (R)s are silly to think there is the slightest benefit to this. Tit for tat. Ginsberg officiated a f*cking gay wedding (and some SCOTUS judge maybe her, had one in the f*cking chambers) and didn't sit out gay marriage lawfare.

Oh well. They'll think you're "honorable" as they're winning. Matter of fact, they'll rely on it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (/f1mm)

253 Losers visualize losing.

Winners visualize winning.

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (s5o+q)

254 Sessions once requested Russian dressing when they were out of Ranch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2017 04:17 PM (8ZskC)


If they were out of ranch, I'd say nothing and cheerfully eat dry salad, out of existential terror that they might realize they were out of ranch and order more.

When did Democrats decide that Russians were bad? I thought they had a long-standing kissy kissy crush on them going back to Duranty.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (8nWyX)

255 Wait. You've been banging Neil Cavuto?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (gjdGN)

256
You know who else hacked hillary's emails besides the russians? Everybody. Because she put national security documents on a f'ing bathroom server.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (ODxAs)

257 Wow, that presser sure put Trump's enemies in their place!

NOT!

Obviously this administration is intimidated by their MSM/Dems/Gop masters.

And it only took a month.

Posted by: Pam at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (cF0hS)

258 If all 90 Attorneys recuse, then a special prosecutor is called for.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (jsWA8)

259 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (GwIKd)

260 244 This proved to be an early night for Bill Wynn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:23 PM (PY9jH)

+++

Thread winner.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 02, 2017 04:25 PM (Ivjge)

261 The Assistant AG is an Obama appointee
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 02, 2017 04:16 PM (lKyWE)


Say WHAT?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:17 PM (mbhDw)

Sessions was just recently confirmed. There are a lot of positions below him that require Senate confirmation. It's going to take a while to get his people in with this Senate.

I suggest one reason the Senate is dragging its feet is to see if the Dems/GOPe can get some traction on something that will bring down Trump before the Sessions regime is in place at DOJ.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 04:25 PM (3OAG2)

262 I believe PT is being coached poorly by Priebus.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 02, 2017 04:25 PM (fqERy)

263 >>> How's mama Giraffe doing?
Posted by: Strobe at March 02, 2017 04:16 PM (gbWkA)

Terrible. Her delay in giving birth is obviously due to being afraid to bring her baby into a world where a Hitler reincarnate is president. You deplorables are inciting animal abuse!!

Posted by: SJW English majors moonlighting as baristas on a coffee break at March 02, 2017 04:25 PM (hvf9s)

264 The Dem Party + their propaganda arm, MSM at work.

"Jeff Sessions is a Russian stooge! We have allegations from unnamed sources hostile to the Trump Administration! Trust us! Stay tuned! Something will turn up, maybe!"

This confection is all about two things.

a) March is do or die month for the House to come up with legislation for Repeal And Replace Obamacare and for federal tax reform. We know this because the MSM sez so. The MSM wants their strawmen a-burnin' on April 1st.

b) The Dems want everyone to forget Trump's great speech this week. The Narrative got sidetracked. The MSM wants the Narrative back on track.
Desperately.

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2017 04:25 PM (Pqytn)

265 Democrats.... time to start calling them orcs with soiled panties. Trump needs to issue an EO that requires Schumer to wear a pussy hat 24/7 until he bends a knee and kisses his hand (wear a glove of course).

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 02, 2017 04:25 PM (+ucSt)

266 Sessions never met a White Russian that he didn't like.

OMG! Racist and Russian influence!

Posted by: Damiano at March 02, 2017 04:25 PM (71OEY)

267 Unfortunately, Sessions is poisoned , so any kind of investigation that his department undertakes against anything Obama, Clinton or any Democrat may have done illegally , is going to seem political.

He's been bitten by a Komodo Dragon.....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 04:25 PM (7uYFy)

268
Say WHAT?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:17 PM (mbhDw)



William Baer appointed by Obama in 2013.Seems they haven't replaced him yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 02, 2017 04:25 PM (lKyWE)

269 Republicans are pussies.



They are weakest people I have ever seen.





Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at March 02, 2017 04:21 PM (NAv1Q)
=====================

I don't believe we've been introduced. Hi - I'm grammie, and I'll clean your clock if I have to. Or invite you to church. Either or.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 04:25 PM (bpfzP)

270 Or maybe it's that Sessions ate chicken in Kiev. OMG!!!!! Either way, it needs to be investigated.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 02, 2017 04:25 PM (t8gnY)

271 Wow, that presser sure put Trump's enemies in their place!



NOT!



Obviously this administration is intimidated by their MSM/Dems/Gop masters.



And it only took a month.

Posted by: Pam at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (cF0hS)


Your concern is concerning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:25 PM (PY9jH)

272 Pretty funny actually:

Sessions recuses himself from the investigation that isn't happening.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 02, 2017 04:26 PM (D2q91)

273 "251 If Sessions recuses himself, one of the 90 U.S. Attorneys steps up."


Right. I would guess the US Attorney from the EDVa makes the most sense.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 02, 2017 04:26 PM (OD2ni)

274 Hey Dems, we want our foreign policy back.

Posted by: The '80s, Calling On Line 2 at March 02, 2017 04:26 PM (8ZskC)

275 This video doesn't get referenced often enough in regards to MSM shenanigans, IMO. https://youtu.be/r3BO6GP9NMY

Posted by: Blackbird4739 at March 02, 2017 04:26 PM (+mTl4)

276
I find someone as pathetic as Bill Wynn amusing. He had the election so dead wrong and (if it's not socks) continues to be so incredibly wrong all the time. He's good for a laugh and a very memorable quote

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 04:26 PM (493sH)

277 Jason Chaffetz--

---------------------------------
The GOP Mormon branch seems to have gone all polypussilaneous.


Posted by: Undocumented at March 02, 2017 04:26 PM (SsblQ)

278 Posted by: Pam at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (cF0hS)

Another MOBY.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 04:26 PM (fDdVG)

279 268
Say WHAT?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:17 PM (mbhDw)

William Baer appointed by Obama in 2013.Seems they haven't replaced him yet.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 02, 2017 04:25 PM (lKyWE)


I love PDT and his staff but this was a no-brainer to fire them all on day 1.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:26 PM (mbhDw)

280 As a lifelong Republican, I think it would be wise for Mr. Sessions to resign and end this dark chapter. Mr. Trump's poor judgment in choosing extremist cabinet members is threatening to plunge our nation into chaos.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at March 02, 2017 04:27 PM (ismre)

281 If they take a scalp with Sessions Trump may as well quit.


Because that is not winning

Posted by: Yo! at March 02, 2017 04:27 PM (GwIKd)

282 Good, I'm glad Sessions recused himself from any Russian
'investigation'. Waste of time. I want him busy investigating Soros so
we can have no reason not to extradite him to Hungary when they make the
phone call.

====


Give that man a cigar.

IN WHAT PARALLEL UNIVERSE DOES JEFF SESSIONS WALK AWAY FROM THIS WITH THE APPROBATION OF THE MEDIA AND THE COMMIE-DEMS??

Answer: None. Zero. Nada. Zilch. Zip.

It was never gonna happen.

Jeff Sessions will be AG. And the cleansing fire will burn.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 04:27 PM (6TED6)

283 "The Assistant AG is an Obama appointee"

Nope. This is how BS memes get started.

http://tinyurl.com/gm9h5tl

It's Dana J. Boente, the United States attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, the guy Trump put in to replace Sally Yates after her fired her, but before Sessions got approved.

It only took me 2 minutes to research this.

But it's easier to make up inflammatory shit

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 04:27 PM (SIY7D)

284 Posted by: Pam at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (cF0hS)




Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....... ok.....

Posted by: I wish! at March 02, 2017 04:27 PM (jjaLl)

285 This proved to be an early night for Bill Wynn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:23 PM (PY9jH)

That's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: troyriser at March 02, 2017 04:27 PM (Fw5cQ)

286 "Trump, move your fucking ass!"

Really, no shit. It's like he and Sessions are oblivious.

First we've got a Seattle judge in charge of immigration and now our AG is giving away his power for nothing.

Why? Why? Why?

Stop it NOW!

Start the indictments now. Lynch, Holder, Obama, Clinton, Comey.

Good God, moron Comey is still in charge of shit. Can you believe it?

Posted by: Cowbell King at March 02, 2017 04:27 PM (vhuiM)

287 267 Unfortunately, Sessions is poisoned , so any kind of investigation that his department undertakes against anything Obama, Clinton or any Democrat may have done illegally , is going to seem political.

He's been bitten by a Komodo Dragon.....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 04:25 PM (7uYFy)


Except for one factor: Donald Trump and the mistrust of the MFM by the people.

Time to prosecute Hillary.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:28 PM (mbhDw)

288 I love PDT and his staff but this was a no-brainer to fire them all on day 1.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:26 PM (mbhDw)

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was to convince Trump not to fire Comey on Day One.

I think I got that quote right...

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 04:28 PM (3OAG2)

289 Next up will be Bannon I'm sure.
Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (wX0t

No, if anyone it will Tillerson. Remember all the screeching and wailing by the Dems during his confirmation hearings as to how he has "relationships" with Russians because he was the CEO of Exxon...I'm sure they have red circled his answers to questions to determine how they will approach getting him removed.

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 04:28 PM (K7A0z)

290 Obviously this administration is intimidated by their MSM/Dems/Gop masters.



And it only took a month.

Posted by: Pam at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (cF0hS)
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Who are all these one-name people I've never seen before? And why are they so defeatist?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 04:28 PM (bpfzP)

291 When did Democrats decide that Russians were bad? I thought they had a long-standing kissy kissy crush on them going back to Duranty.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (8nWyX)


When the Russians gave up on Communism.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 02, 2017 04:28 PM (wB8Tg)

292 Did a single Democrat ever even criticize Eric Holder despite the guy arming Mexican drug cartels that have been involved in several murders?

Why does our side always go first to the circular firing squad? And over something as stupid as this.

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 04:28 PM (wX0t8)

293 So many new names chiming in to voice their concern.It's very concerning.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 04:28 PM (r/0kC)

294 Pam seems nice.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2017 04:28 PM (kTF2Z)

295 I thought Bill Wynn was a sock. Is that sock banned?

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2017 04:28 PM (zoehZ)

296 Jen do you have to talk feminine hygiene on EVERY thread?

Some say after Comment 100, every thread becomes hygienic.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2017 04:28 PM (7C+kV)

297 I have a good giraffe story. A friend works at a rendering plant that's located near to a tourist park called African Lion Safari. Giraffe necks don't fit in the normal rendering machinery so out comes the chainsaws. Elephants also liven up their normal day which is mostly road kill, unloved pets, and farm animals people don't eat

Posted by: Gregv61 from canada at March 02, 2017 04:28 PM (+15Q9)

298 Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein-Wynn at March 02, 2017 04:27 PM (ismre)

Posted by: I wish! at March 02, 2017 04:28 PM (jjaLl)

299 I want both candidates connections to Russia investigated, to the fullest. Hillary will have to answer questions she doesn't want to answer. Does the Congress get to pick the prosecutor?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 02, 2017 04:29 PM (6Ll1u)

300
Sessions did fine, you could see the deflation in the press corps as he said in his down home way all these ambassadors are just a bunch of lobbyists.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2017 04:29 PM (ODxAs)

301 After a long day at the glory hole,Bill Wynn cries himself to sleep every night.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 04:29 PM (r/0kC)

302 Sessions once jacked it to pics of Anna Kournikova.

Posted by: MFM at March 02, 2017 04:29 PM (JO9+V)

303 You know Soros is worried when the one name people show up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:29 PM (PY9jH)

304 if it was a sock, i dunno, didn't seem like a parody. I mean, you have to let people know it's a joke, otherwise you're guilty of trolling yourself.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:29 PM (8rNrN)

305 It's Dana J. Boente, the United States attorney for
the Eastern District of Virginia, the guy Trump put in to replace Sally
Yates after her fired her, but before Sessions got approved.



It only took me 2 minutes to research this.



But it's easier to make up inflammatory shit

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 04:27 PM (SIY7D)
=====================

Thank you. I was about to do something rash, like dust the living room.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 04:29 PM (bpfzP)

306 If Sessions recuses himself, one of the 90 U.S. Attorneys steps up.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (jsWA

So, pick the laziest and most incompetent of the lot, and tell him/her, "take your time, no fuckups".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2017 04:30 PM (WDdjT)

307 I don't believe we've been introduced. Hi - I'm
grammie, and I'll clean your clock if I have to. Or invite you to
church. Either or.



Posted by: grammie winger

Great news grammie. I've got a 25 year old Howard Miller pendulum that is due for a cleaning. How's this work, do I drop it off?

Posted by: Bruce at March 02, 2017 04:30 PM (8ikIW)

308 >>>>So why did the Russians hack the *Trump* campaign? Did their magic 8
ball tell them to ignore all of the polling evidence and that Trump was
sure to win?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 04:21 PM (tgrKG)



No, the media already gave away the next step in this. CNN this
morning stated that the Russian Ambassador is really a spy and was being
bugged and recorded all the time, including when he met with Sessions
and the recordings should be made public or at least given to Congress
so they can hear what Sessions said to him.
.
.
.And this was all done when Trump was behind by double digits in National and State polling because someone (possibly Ace) used a time machine and knew Trump was going to win the election.

The absolute 100% absurdity of this entire evolution defies belief. One would have to somehow know that Trump was going to win the election months ahead of time while completely ignoring all of the polling that was going on at the time for this to have any basis in fact.

No on of this adds up unless you are bat $hit insane and believe the moon landings were faked.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 02, 2017 04:30 PM (le7jz)

309 Time to refuse to speak to it anymore. End of story

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 02, 2017 04:30 PM (s587h)

310 wtf with the 'one name' bullcrap?

Did you all suddenly decide you are a clique?

Posted by: ghbucky at March 02, 2017 04:30 PM (D2q91)

311 >> Forgive me if I say I don't have any faith in the "professionalism" of career DOJ flacks. Especially after one of those career flacks basically threw the 9th circuit case a few weeks ago!

I wouldn't say he threw, mostly because the decision had been made before the oral arguments were even made, but he did not exactly cover himself with glory.

I'm not worried about this because I don't think there is any there there. Various intelligence groups have been looking at this for some time and they've found nothing. Doubt that anything new is going to magically appear.

And even if Sessions was running the investigation, if he found something he would turn it over. He is about as law and order as you can get.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 04:30 PM (/tuJf)

312 you can't just post #FakeNews disinformation without indicating (through exaggeration or other give-aways) that it's a parody.

If you don't indicate it's fake news, guess what, you just upset people unnecessarily with #FakeNews.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:30 PM (8rNrN)

313 132 "But before I answer that question, since we're talking about conflicts of interest, how much did you give to the Clinton campaign, including in-kind donations, and do you have any communications with campaign staff that should be disclosed?"
*
*
If I heard Sessions, or Trump or any of his people, say that to a reporter, I'd . . . I'd . . . well, this is a family blog, right? Don't think I can say what I'd actually do.

I'd be sure I was dreaming. Yeah. That's it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2017 04:30 PM (Dg36k)

314 195 "Er, didn't Bill de Blasio honeymoon in Russia? Or was that Bernie
Sanders? Which ever one didn't honeymoon in Russia honeymooned in Cuba. No MSM vapors about that."

Jeepers, Wally, how about Bill Clinton?

Who as a student at Oxford, on a tiny stipend, somehow managed to vacation extensively in the USSR, staying at the very costliest marquee hotels on Red Square normally reserved only for Western VIP visitors?

::: crickets :::

-----------

A long while ago I read a book called Trotskys Run about setting up a young American male to be groomed for president of the U.S. I thought of that book both with Clinton and barak because the book was before both of them. Neither Batak or Clinton really ever explained their rise to power.

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 02, 2017 04:30 PM (Cl52v)

315 Good, I'm glad Sessions recused himself from any Russian 'investigation'. Waste of time. I want him busy investigating Soros so we can have no reason not to extradite him to Hungary when they make the
phone call.



Gave me a chubby. Not major obvious wood, mind you. But it moved.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 04:30 PM (ZFUt7)

316 And which vpn are people using that gets by the filters? My PIA account is blocked whenever I forget to turn it off.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 02, 2017 04:31 PM (/f1mm)

317 It only took me 2 minutes to research this.

But it's easier to make up inflammatory shit
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 04:27 PM (SIY7D)

Yes, there suddenly seems to be an awful lot of hysterical "Trump is screwing up, fire them all" posters on here in the last few days.

We shouldn't forget how many trolls would appear on here every time the Hillary campaign put something out to try to discredit Trump and he sent a tweet out.

The freak outs over the tweets were suspicious , just like these posters are.

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 04:31 PM (K7A0z)

318 #291

When did Democrats decide that Russians were bad? I thought they had a
long-standing kissy kissy crush on them going back to Duranty.



Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2017 04:24 PM (8nWyX)



When the Russians gave up on Communism.
===============

Nope. When the Chinese outbid the Russians.

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2017 04:31 PM (Pqytn)

319 I thought Bill Wynn was a sock. Is that sock banned?

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2017 04:28 PM (zoehZ)

Apparently he can get around it somehow. Tim in Illinois said he's been banned 30 or so times, but still keeps showing up.

Something to do with VPN's or something.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 02, 2017 04:31 PM (Jcg9Q)

320 Dems win, they got what they wanted.

Posted by: navybrat at March 02, 2017 04:31 PM (w7KSn)

321 I am really getting tired of this circus act, every Leftist politician is going to ask some question about Russia so it is a constant drip drip drip then turn around and claim there is a big puddle so something must be amiss.

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2017 04:31 PM (HDU3V)

322 I thought Bill Wynn was a sock. Is that sock banned?

It seems - and I'm no authority on this point - that there's an actual Wynn troll, and there's others who sock the name periodically just to twit him and his statements.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 04:31 PM (TppKb)

323 But he also says that his staffers have advised him that, having been a part of the Trump campaign, he should recuse himself from being involved any investigation in the campaign. He says that advice is sound and he'll take it.


Which, actually, is a sensible thing to do.

Now it is up to Trump, and us, to defend him.

Let's not all wail and gnash our teeth and rend our garments just yet.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 02, 2017 04:31 PM (ujg0T)

324 "The Assistant AG is an Obama appointee"



Nope. This is how BS memes get started.



http://tinyurl.com/gm9h5tl



It's Dana J. Boente,

===

Good point.

I forgot that he fired Sally Yakimoaka whosits.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 04:31 PM (6TED6)

325 Pam seems nice.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2017 04:28 PM (kTF2Z)


Until you see her in the underground boxing ring or drift racing circuit. And the 3rd verse of The Destruction of Sennacherib tattooed across her back.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2017 04:31 PM (8nWyX)

326 Giraffe necks don't fit in the normal rendering machinery so out comes the chainsaws.


That's a great giraffe story. Have you considered making it into a screenplay?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2017 04:32 PM (8ZskC)

327 I'm angry to the point where I don't want to be in the same room with you if I know you're a Democrat.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 02, 2017 04:32 PM (t8gnY)

328 Well, I was hoping for the announcement of the first wave of mass firings and that the CGI case was going to the grand jury, but this is .... acceptable.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 02, 2017 04:32 PM (Oeb2k)

329 This is a parody:

Jeff sessions to announce resignation at 4pm!!! Eleventy!!!11!!! Then Trump to resign in protest!!!

that kind of indicates this is all bullshit intended to be humorous.

This, on the other hand:

Jeff Sessions to announce resignation at 4pm!

is not a parody. It's just trolling the site's readers -- for real trolling.

Not kidding trolling. Real trolling.

If people can't tell your parody from actual trolling, guess what? You're trolling.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:32 PM (8rNrN)

330 315 Good, I'm glad Sessions recused himself from any Russian 'investigation'. Waste of time. I want him busy investigating Soros so we can have no reason not to extradite him to Hungary when they make the
phone call.


Gave me a chubby. Not major obvious wood, mind you. But it moved.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 04:30 PM (ZFUt7)


Not before seizing his assets. Freeze them first, and then slap the cuffs on him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:32 PM (mbhDw)

331 The way it works now, with Sessions recused, only this guy Dana Boente gets to appoint a special prosecutor. Given that Trump made this guy Acting AG before Sessions got in, I'll take the bet that it won't happen because right now there's no there there.

It doesn't matter if Cocksucker Joe Scarborough holds his breath, Schumer pontificates, and Katy Tur purses her lips in righteous indignation.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 04:32 PM (SIY7D)

332 267 Unfortunately, Sessions is poisoned , so any kind of investigation that his department undertakes against anything Obama, Clinton or any Democrat may have done illegally , is going to seem political. "

Oh horseshit. Anything anybody in the Trump administration does is going to be painted in a negative light. For Chrissakes, you had leftists ripping on a Navy Seal widow the other night. Jesus Christ could come down from heaven and join the Trump administration and the MSM would come up with "Russia ties."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 02, 2017 04:32 PM (ZM2xo)

333 306: No, no, AOP. If they want an investigation, give them one: Just include the Clinton campaign. And you pick someone who's hyper competent and is a partisan.

Posted by: Jackal at March 02, 2017 04:32 PM (Nfr/7)

334 Trump/Sessions need to start doing some scalp-hunting of their own.

Hillary's e-mail scandal would be an excellent place to start, along with investigation of illegal campaign coordination and "in-kind" campaign contributions between the MSM and Democrat Party.

"Fuck you. War."

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 04:32 PM (s5o+q)

335 297 I have a good giraffe story.

==

dude
If that's a good giraffe story I'd hate to hear a bad one.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 04:32 PM (Om16U)

336
You know Soros is worried when the one name people show up.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:29 PM (PY9jH)



Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:29 PM (PY9jH)


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Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 04:32 PM (6TED6)

337 and there's others who sock the name periodically just to twit him and his statements.

I've socked him but I always use "Will Bynn" to make it clear I'm socking him.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 02, 2017 04:33 PM (s/EUv)

338 And all the same assholes that worked for Obama are still there working in the DOJ for Obama.

Trump/Sessions is already losing every hour of everyday with these leftist government apparatchiks in place.

Posted by: Cowbell King at March 02, 2017 04:33 PM (vhuiM)

339 "The Assistant AG is an Obama appointee"

Nope. This is how BS memes get started.

http://tinyurl.com/gm9h5tl

It's Dana J. Boente, the United States attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, the guy Trump put in to replace Sally Yates after her fired her, but before Sessions got approved.

It only took me 2 minutes to research this.

But it's easier to make up inflammatory shit

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 04:27 PM

That is how you get trolled by people who don't appear to be trolls.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 02, 2017 04:33 PM (PLZH5)

340 >>> Some say after Comment 100, every thread becomes hygienic.
......

I thought is was and/ all of the following:
- gun thread
- boobs
- longbow/ crossbow
- Hitler/ Nazi
- Rule 34 proof

Posted by: Damiano at March 02, 2017 04:33 PM (71OEY)

341 How's this work, do I drop it off?


Posted by: Bruce at March 02, 2017 04:30 PM (8ikIW)
================

Ya, I'll tell my grandchildren you're on your way. What? You thought I did actual labor myself? I have people for that. Small people.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 04:33 PM (bpfzP)

342 308
No on of this adds up unless you are bat $hit insane and believe the moon landings were faked.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 02, 2017 04:30 PM (le7jz)


You know, maybe in an alternate matrix, the moon landings really WERE faked.

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2017 04:33 PM (zoehZ)

343 312 you can't just post #FakeNews disinformation without indicating (through exaggeration or other give-aways) that it's a parody.
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Just so's everyone knows, the Claire McCaskill Diary Excerpts was NOT a parody.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 04:34 PM (3OAG2)

344 I wonder how the monkeys on Morning Joe will spin this tomorrow?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:34 PM (PY9jH)

345 I think the resignation thing was the real Bill Wynn.He still comes in periodically to drop a turd on Trump.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 04:34 PM (r/0kC)

346 by the way, in the Ken Doll post, when I said,


"I wonder what his wife thinks about all of this,"

that was meant to be tongue-in-cheek, deadpan.

He doesn't seem like the marrying kind to me.

I'm sure he's too busy playing the field and up to his waist in mish to settle down with just one gal.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:34 PM (8rNrN)

347 Trump/Sessions is already losing every hour of everyday with these leftist government apparatchiks in place.

Posted by: Cowbell King at March 02, 2017 04:33 PM (vhuiM)
=====================

Jiminy Christmas take a Xanax or something

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 04:34 PM (bpfzP)

348 "304 if it was a sock, i dunno, didn't seem like a parody. I mean, you have to let people know it's a joke, otherwise you're guilty of trolling yourself.

Posted by: ace"


What about those that post as a sock with an obvious misspelling of Bill Wynn? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 02, 2017 04:35 PM (OD2ni)

349 Giraffes are selfish.

Posted by: Barney Fife at March 02, 2017 04:35 PM (ismre)

350
A couple of things I still don't get of the Left:

Don't we want a good relationship with Russia?

What proof is there of Russian interference in the election?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2017 04:35 PM (ODxAs)

351 He's been bitten by a Komodo Dragon.....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 04:25 PM (7uYFy)


The first episode of Planet Earth 2 had Komodo Dragons in it. At the end there was a little making of piece and the super duper ultra safety device being used to keep the cameramen from being eaten by the Komod Dragons was a stick. Not that long of a stick either. Komodo gets in snapping distance, poke it with the stick.

I was all OH COME ON you're trying to get the cameraman eaten, don't lie.

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 02, 2017 04:35 PM (mf5HN)

352 Until you see her in the underground boxing ring or drift racing circuit. And the 3rd verse of The Destruction of Sennacherib tattooed across her back.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2017 04:31 PM (8nWyX)



Or she gets into your stash of coke...she gets smokin' hot, but even crazier.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 02, 2017 04:35 PM (jjaLl)

353 Apparently he can get around it somehow.

There are any number of paid and free VPNs (watch out for the free ones) that will allow you to have - well, I'm sitting here in California, but I could have an IP address that looks like I was coming from Atlanta, or Seattle, or Idaho, or Munich, or pretty much anywhere else one of those outfits sets up a point of presence.

If you're just doing it to annoy people on a blog, anything will do. If you're downloading pirated Disney content, you better vet the vendor you're using carefully.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 04:35 PM (TppKb)

354 I wish one of these so called reporters would have asked how Sessions felt about Valerie Jarrett moving into the Obama's new DC house.

"Are you worried that former President Obama is going to try to take down the Trump Administration?"

"Do you think it is better to have ties to the Muslim Brotherhood like the Democrats do or Russia like the Democrats also do?"

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ)assassin in the night at March 02, 2017 04:35 PM (vivhj)

355 This proved to be an early night for Bill Wynn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:23 PM (PY9jH)


Thread. Winner. By. A. Mile.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 02, 2017 04:35 PM (s/EUv)

356 I've socked him but I always use "Will Bynn" to make it clear I'm socking him.





Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

That's exactly what the real Bill would do!!!

Posted by: Bruce at March 02, 2017 04:36 PM (8ikIW)

357 @254 When did Democrats decide that Russians were bad? I thought they had a long-standing kissy kissy crush on them going back to Duranty.
-------------------------

When the Russians might have been the ones that leaked Podesta's e-mails causing huge amounts of embarrassment for the Dems and Hillary.

Because it totally isn't at all possible that the people really responsible were Bernie-bots who were pissed off about how the Dem Party Leadership pretty much made it impossible for Bernie to win the nomination.

Posted by: junior at March 02, 2017 04:36 PM (nsZ+m)

358 336
You know Soros is worried when the one name people show up.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:29 PM (PY9jH)



Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:29 PM (PY9jH)


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Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 04:32 PM (6TED6)

+++
LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at March 02, 2017 04:36 PM (Ivjge)

359 A couple of things I still don't get of the Left:

Don't we want a good relationship with Russia?

What proof is there of Russian interference in the election?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2017 04:35 PM (ODxAs)


Well, nothing else they propose makes any sense whatsoever if you sit back and think about it for a while, so why should this?

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 04:36 PM (s5o+q)

360 Just so's everyone knows, the Claire McCaskill Diary Excerpts was NOT a parody.




Yeah. Those are all over Fb.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2017 04:36 PM (kca06)

361 I will recuse myself from any investigation regarding Russia and the Trump campaign. I have also ordered no investigation to occur, and a new investigation opened into Hillary Clinton's many crimes.

BOOM BITCHES!

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at March 02, 2017 04:36 PM (4e+hS)

362 >>>
What about those that post as a sock with an obvious misspelling of Bill Wynn? Asking for a friend.

it's trolling if people can't tell it's a parody.

if you don't clearly signal you're writing a parody, then you're just lying to people because it amuses you (and few else).

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:36 PM (8rNrN)

363 If you're just doing it to annoy people on a blog, anything will do. If you're downloading pirated Disney content, you better vet the vendor you're using carefully.

Not that I am advocating doing anything illegal, though I'd like nothing better than to see Disney have 1950-era copyright legislation inserted into their corporate backside with a Sawzall.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 04:36 PM (TppKb)

364 >>that was meant to be tongue-in-cheek, deadpan.

Ya know, these explanations are much easier to understand when you tell them in Ben Roethlisberger's voice.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 04:36 PM (/tuJf)

365 "I wonder how the monkeys on Morning Joe will spin this tomorrow?'

They must really believe that their audience has no memory. It was wall to wall anti-Sessions coverage this morning.

Morning Joe needs to be boycotted by all Rs and anyone who wants Deplorable support. e.g. they sandbagged Kevin McCarthy this morning.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 04:37 PM (SIY7D)

366 >>>I'm sure he's too busy playing the field and up to his waist in mish to settle down with just one gal.




Dammit, I KNOW there's a joke there... ...wait.... hold on, almost got-

Shit I got nuthin'

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 02, 2017 04:37 PM (jjaLl)

367 "97 Also note that MSNBC just happened to have scheduled time last night for a 2-hour spotlight on Trump-Putin, when the WaPo and NYT stories just happened to hit. CNN was also doing a McCain-Graham town hall for some inexplicable reason, and also worked in the WaPo and NYT stories in real time.
But no co-ordination here. Totes coincidental!
Posted by: Ignoramus "

Yup.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 02, 2017 04:37 PM (Oeb2k)

368 The first episode of Planet Earth 2 had Komodo Dragons in it. At the end there was a little making of piece and the super duper ultra safety device being used to keep the cameramen from being eaten by the Komod Dragons was a stick. Not that long of a stick either. Komodo gets in snapping distance, poke it with the stick.

I was all OH COME ON you're trying to get the cameraman eaten, don't lie.
Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 02, 2017 04:35 PM (mf5HN)


I've been to Komodo Island. Twice.

The sticks are about 4 feet long, and slightly bigger around than your standard pencil.

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 04:37 PM (s5o+q)

369 Until you see her in the underground boxing ring or drift racing circuit. And the 3rd verse of The Destruction of Sennacherib tattooed across her back.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2017 04:31 PM (8nWyX)


You see, that's about 4,780 times more interesting than reality.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 02, 2017 04:37 PM (wB8Tg)

370 >>Who are all these one-name people I've never seen before? And why are they so defeatist?


David Brock's crew, or maybe some of those 25K new Obama/OFA activists.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 04:38 PM (NOIQH)

371 Fag Jason Chaffetz also tweeted today Sessions should clarify and recuse himself.
He needs to be primaried along with Ben Sasse.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 02, 2017 04:38 PM (lZaEn)

372 Neither Batak or Clinton really ever explained their rise to power.

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 02, 2017 04:30 PM (Cl52v)

I think Barack Obama was cultivated very early on, beginning with his 'tutelage' by Frank Marshall Davis, and then his transformation from Barry Sotero to Barack Obama, which has a deliberate show-biz feel to it. Then there was his close friendship and association with Ayers and Dorn.

There was a progression with Obama's development that is too calculated to dismiss: the leadership of the far-Left as a kind of collective stage mom overseeing every aspect of his career.

Posted by: troyriser at March 02, 2017 04:38 PM (Fw5cQ)

373 Hillary would have been all kissy looking to sell another 20% of the Uranium mines.

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2017 04:38 PM (HDU3V)

374 How many one-armed chicks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 02, 2017 04:38 PM (zOXV1)

375 believe the moon landings were faked.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

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I hate those kind of people. Always with their "no such thing as Bigfoot" and "Elvis is not alive and living in Bolivia" and " all those tiny shiny things I see on film don't bore straight through my eyes to my brain and whisper to me about the impending arrival of the Grays at 12:00 noon on Tuesday".

Like, how can I believe anything they say?


Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 04:38 PM (6TED6)

376 >>>Ya know, these explanations are much easier to understand when you tell them in Ben Roethlisberger's voice.

ACE'S JOKE WAS THAT THIS GUY DOESN'T SEEM TO DIG ON MISH

Posted by: REN BOTHLISBERGER at March 02, 2017 04:38 PM (8rNrN)

377 340 >>> Some say after Comment 100, every thread becomes hygienic.
......

I thought is was and/ all of the following:
- gun thread
- boobs
- longbow/ crossbow
- Hitler/ Nazi
- Rule 34 proof


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Hope Solo's Butthole at March 02, 2017 04:38 PM (3I7wr)

378 Not that I am advocating doing anything illegal, though I'd like nothing better than to see Disney have 1950-era copyright legislation inserted into their corporate backside with a Sawzall.
Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 04:36 PM (TppKb)



Why, why do people insist upon taunting Happy Fun Alex? Why?

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 02, 2017 04:38 PM (mf5HN)

379 up to his waist in mish

Like a certain soon-to-be baby giraffe

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 02, 2017 04:38 PM (s/EUv)

380 I'm angry to the point where I don't want to be in the same room with you if I know you're a Democrat.


Posted by: LGoPs at March 02, 2017 04:32 PM (t8gnY)

Yep.

My Obama loving coworkers can suck shit for all I care.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 02, 2017 04:39 PM (Jcg9Q)

381 "....if you don't clearly signal you're writing a parody, then you're just lying to people because it amuses you (and few else)"



THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at March 02, 2017 04:39 PM (jjaLl)

382 Morning Joe needs to be boycotted by all Rs and anyone who wants
Deplorable support. e.g. they sandbagged Kevin McCarthy this morning.
=================

Joe might be in contract negotiations, so I'm going to cut him some slack. That's easy for me to do because I don't have cable or satellite.

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2017 04:39 PM (Pqytn)

383
When did Democrats decide that Russians were bad?

Shaka. When the wall fell.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 04:39 PM (IqV8l)

384 So, you poke them in the EYE with the stick. Just like you'd do a liberal.

Posted by: Eromero at March 02, 2017 04:40 PM (zLDYs)

385 I think Barack Obama was cultivated very early on, beginning with his 'tutelage' by Frank Marshall Davis,
Posted by: troyriser at March 02, 2017 04:38 PM (Fw5cQ)
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Tutelage? I thought that was called groomage or grooming.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 02, 2017 04:40 PM (SsblQ)

386 I'm sure he's too busy playing the field and up to his waist in mish to settle down with just one gal.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:34 PM (8rNrN)




Miss Lindsey: I know how he feels. Come to think of it, I'd like to know how he feels

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 04:40 PM (493sH)

387 I guess if you do "Will Bynn" it does kinda signal it's parody-- but only for those in the know on the joke, which might not be as many people as you think.

The whole point of an insider reference -- and why we like them -- is that it's insider. We don't all get it, and that's the fun.

So yeah, for an insider, Will Bynn is a good signal.

What about the non-insiders? Not everyone who reads the comments here on any particular day is fully familiar with our built-up insider jokes and mythologies.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:40 PM (8rNrN)

388 >>>about 4 feet long, and slightly bigger around than your standard pencil.

What is....the answer to the question in the last thread?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 02, 2017 04:40 PM (zOXV1)

389
And, as usual, Repukes are either mutes or they're joining the Left's chorus. I'm sick of their shit.

(P Ryan supposebly defended Sessions today, so there's that, I guess)

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 02, 2017 04:40 PM (fZunb)

390 I mean, you have to let people know it's a joke, otherwise you're guilty of trolling yourself.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:29 PM (8rNrN)

I remember doing this several years ago and it didn't take long for one of the morons to search my hash and bust my balls (figuratively)

Posted by: Max Power at March 02, 2017 04:40 PM (q177U)

391 I've been to Komodo Island. Twice.

The sticks are about 4 feet long, and slightly bigger around than your standard pencil.
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 04:37 PM (s5o+q)



If you're trying to keep Komodo Dragons away with something that's only a foot shorter than me, I question your choices.

Though that's awesome that you've been there.

I will say the Komodo Dragons seemed to be like oh please I'm not going to attack you that's just insulting that you are brushing me with that puny stick.

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 02, 2017 04:41 PM (mf5HN)

392 >>There was a progression with Obama's development that is too calculated
to dismiss: the leadership of the far-Left as a kind of collective stage
mom overseeing every aspect of his career.


I'm not "collective" anything, thankyouverymuch!!

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 02, 2017 04:41 PM (NOIQH)

393 Not before seizing his assets. Freeze them first, and then slap the cuffs on him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:32 PM (mbhDw)


Here's an idea: find some pretext to freeze his assets for a year, and then wait to see what anti-Trump protest groups suddenly go dark.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 04:41 PM (tgrKG)

394 Joe might be in contract negotiations, so I'm going
to cut him some slack. That's easy for me to do because I don't have
cable or satellite.


Posted by: mrp

===

hey mrp ! Serious question. Where do you get your internet connection?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 04:41 PM (6TED6)

395 Why, why do people insist upon taunting Happy Fun Alex? Why?

Because Sawzalls are wonderful tools.

Oh, you mean the OTHER part of that...

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 04:41 PM (TppKb)

396 371 Fag Jason Chaffetz also tweeted today Sessions should clarify and recuse himself.
He needs to be primaried along with Ben Sasse.
Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 02, 2017 04:38 PM (lZaEn)


With the exception of the Freedom Caucus, the entire GOP-e needs to be expunged. And that is our problem in a nutshell. They are every bit Trump's enemy as the Democrats. Worse because they are in a position to act as surrogate Democrats and sabotage the agenda moving forward.

I am seething.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:41 PM (mbhDw)

397 Sessions once jacked it to pics of Anna Kournikova.

Posted by: MFM at March 02, 2017 04:29 PM (JO9+V)


I would not trust anyone who hasn't. Including the ladies.

Now, what we really need is to go back to his college days, find out if he played Risk, and how often he was "soft" on letting Kamchatka take over the board.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2017 04:41 PM (TOk1P)

398 @390
I remember doing this several years ago and it didn't take long for one of the morons to search my hash and bust my balls (figuratively)
--------------------

Dropping a hash into one of the internet search engines will usually do the trick.

Posted by: junior at March 02, 2017 04:41 PM (nsZ+m)

399 >>>I remember doing this several years ago and it didn't take long for one of the morons to search my hash and bust my balls (figuratively)

yeah but why give people heart attacks or make them go through that effort?

a friendly joke should not cause agita for your friends.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:42 PM (8rNrN)

400 Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:40 PM (8rNrN)


Point taken, Ace. If I sock him in the future I'll be sure it's obvious beyond the nic.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 02, 2017 04:42 PM (s/EUv)

401 The absolute 100% absurdity of this entire evolution defies belief. One would have to somehow know that Trump was going to win the election months ahead of time while completely ignoring all of the polling that was going on at the time for this to have any basis in fact.

No on of this adds up unless you are bat $hit insane and believe the moon landings were faked.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
________

Trump himself said he thought he was going to lose, and all sorts of people in the campaign have said the same. (but everyone has been talking out of both sides of their mouth on this)

The idea that Russia would put all their eggs in the Trump basket would be beyond stupid when even Trump insiders felt like he was going to lose.

Also, Russia's biggest weapon is it's oil. Do they really want the guy that thinks Global Warming is a Chinese hoax to be running America's energy policy? They'd much rather have Hillary and the Sierra Club running the show

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 04:42 PM (wX0t8)

402 I am glad his former colleagues are pissing off the Atty Gen.
I notice he didnt recuse himself from any investigations of Senators

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 04:42 PM (Om16U)

403 Morning Joe needs to be boycotted by all Rs and anyone who wants Deplorable support. e.g. they sandbagged Kevin McCarthy this morning.
*
*
I swear I had nothing to do with those pods!

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy, Head Bodysnatcher at March 02, 2017 04:42 PM (Dg36k)

404 I'm sure many will think refusal is enough but shouldn't we be better than the Dems? Shouldn't we maintain our integrity, which is important around here, and ask that Mr Sessions resign, in disgrace? I believe the answer is yes and I hope the many commenters here, with Christian values and a high sense of moral purpose, will agree with me.

Posted by: Stan at March 02, 2017 04:42 PM (4e+hS)

405 Funny, those one-namers didn't try very hard..... guess they're gonna pencil-whip their time cards and take the rest of the day off to take another crack at Level 77 of Farm Heroes Saga....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 02, 2017 04:42 PM (jjaLl)

406 Not everyone who reads the comments here on any particular day is fully familiar with our built-up insider jokes and mythologies.

Why don't the women get shirts?!!!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2017 04:42 PM (ODxAs)

407 wtf with the 'one name' bullcrap?

Did you all suddenly decide you are a clique?

Posted by: ghbucky at March 02, 2017 04:30 PM (D2q91)

bullcrap? If you weren't born yesterday, you'd know that it's been a phenomenon here for a long time for new, presumably paid, trolls to show up and spout leftard talking points. Most, but not all, had single-name nics like Bob, or Dave, or Jason. Nics that are quite out of character for this place. They became easy to recognize. "Pam" fits the mould perfectly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2017 04:42 PM (WDdjT)

408 Here's an idea: find some pretext to freeze his assets for a year, and then wait to see what anti-Trump protest groups suddenly go dark.

As with Hugo Chavez' daughter - just make the assets disappear, and show up distributed around a few thousand worthy charities around the world.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 04:42 PM (TppKb)

409 If you're trying to keep Komodo Dragons away with something that's only a foot shorter than me, I question your choices.

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 02, 2017 04:41 PM (mf5HN)


I'm not sure you should include the stool in this case.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 02, 2017 04:42 PM (wB8Tg)

410 Reality programs were invented to perpetuate the notion that southerners are stupid. Essentially pretty much what Hollowood has been doing for 75 years.

Posted by: Eromero at March 02, 2017 04:43 PM (zLDYs)

411 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IM NOT REALLY BEN ROETHLESSBURGER!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBURGER at March 02, 2017 04:43 PM (kTF2Z)

412 I hope to hell someone primaries Claire McCaskill.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 04:43 PM (PY9jH)

413 AT and T.

Seriously!

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2017 04:43 PM (Pqytn)

414 about 4 feet long, and slightly bigger around than your standard pencil.

What is....the answer to the question in the last thread?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 02, 2017 04:40 PM (zOXV1)


There. Is. Another. Threadwalker.

(Hmm . . . Yoda lives in a swamp. Trump wants to drain the swamp. Hmm . . .
OMG! TRUMP IS DARTH VADER!!!!!)

Posted by: Yoda at March 02, 2017 04:43 PM (s5o+q)

415
this is what Pres Trump gets for calling off the investigation into the clintons...very dumb move

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 02, 2017 04:43 PM (fZunb)

416
But it's easier to make up inflammatory shit Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 04:27 PM (SIY7D) =====================

Relax Francis and quit looking for nevertrumpers everywhere.It was a mistake

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 02, 2017 04:43 PM (lKyWE)

417 Ya know, these explanations are much easier to understand when you tell them in Ben Roethlisberger's voice.

ACE'S JOKE WAS THAT THIS GUY DOESN'T SEEM TO DIG ON MISH

Posted by: REN BOTHLISBERGER at March 02, 2017 04:38 PM (8rNrN)


IT'S FUNNY CUZ "DOESN'T SEEM TO DIG ON MISH" MEANS HE'S GAY!

Posted by: Ben Rothlessburger at March 02, 2017 04:43 PM (TOk1P)

418 >>>30 "Good afternoon everyone."

"The Marshalls at the doors are here to arrest each of you for massive RICO violations."

"Have a nice day."

/drops mic
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 02, 2017 04:02 PM (9krrF)

Except for the mic drop. Obama's doing that ruined the concept, forever.

Posted by: m at March 02, 2017 04:43 PM (3jGss)

419 a friendly joke should not cause agita for your friends.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:42 PM (8rNrN)



You haven't met my friends.

I will admit that when I go all trolly on the Horde it's too see a. how long until I'm caught and II. to pass around popcorn as other people tell people they are being trolled and they still snap at the bait.

Then again, I'm a terrible person.

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 02, 2017 04:43 PM (mf5HN)

420 I swear I had nothing to do with those pods!

You liked us well enough two years ago.

Posted by: Renee Ellmers' Breasts at March 02, 2017 04:44 PM (TppKb)

421
I hope to hell someone primaries Claire McCaskill.

Well, she's a Democrat -- and she should be fairly easy to defeat in 2018.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 02, 2017 04:44 PM (fZunb)

422
a friendly joke should not cause agita for your friends.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:42 PM (8rNrN)


You haven't met my friends.

==
nor has he met my kid
*sigh"

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 04:44 PM (Om16U)

423 Why don't the women get shirts?!!!


The question answers itself.

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2017 04:44 PM (qUNWi)

424 If you weren't born yesterday, you'd know
===

*raises hoof*

Posted by: April Giraffe at March 02, 2017 04:44 PM (6TED6)

425 Not everyone who reads the comments here on any particular day is fully familiar with our built-up insider jokes and mythologies.

People just need to google me, and they will become an insider, whether they like it or not.

Posted by: Hope Solo's Butthole at March 02, 2017 04:44 PM (3I7wr)

426 350. No, because they:

1) Are allied with Iran, who underbid Qatar - a major Clinton Global Initiative donor - on a natural gas pipeline in Syria;

2) Fought off Clinton/Obama/Kerry/McCain backed and armed 'freedom fighters' (funded largely out of Saudi Arabia and the Gulf States) from taking over Syria;

3) Aren't onboard with globalism, preferring ,instead, that sovereign nations have the rights and interests of their peoples protected;

4) Are opposed to the Soros and HRC & etc junta in Kiev, who were actively involved in disinformation campaign to gin up anti-Russian and pro-Hillary sentiment here in the West; and

5) Are socially conservative as a matter of culture and national policy.

Proof of Rooshian involvement in the election?

None.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 04:44 PM (lutOX)

427
That's it. GOP-e is old and busted.

"Surrogate Democrats" is the new hotness.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)

428 true story:

Long ago, back when I was 19, I posted a story (forget what) about boobs or something and announced: "That's it. That's the best possible post I can ever publish. I'm all done now. I'm quitting the blog."

I thought it was pretty obvious I was just kidding about how awesome boobs or whatever was, but a lot of people didn't get it, and thought i was quitting the blog.

So to continue the inadvertent joke, I did quit the blog for a while, recruiting some other people to post "during my retirement" and making up a new handle for myself (pretending i wasn't ace, but some new guy).

Anyway, point is, sometimes you gotta signal a little harder if you want people to be in on the joke.

Especially if you're dealing with something that the media has been giving people heart attacks over since last night.

When the media starts trying to give your friends heart attacks, please, don't contribute to the stress people are feeling. Signal your parodies strongly enough that few can miss it.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:45 PM (8rNrN)

429 Dang. I just noticed that my hashtag changed. The techs came in yesterday and swapped out my modem.

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2017 04:45 PM (Pqytn)

430 The rules are different for me.

Posted by: Will Fizzbin at March 02, 2017 04:45 PM (IqV8l)

431 it's been a phenomenon here for a long time for new, presumably paid, trolls to show up and spout leftard talking points. Most, but not all, had single-name nics like Bob, or Dave, or Jason. Nics that are quite out of character for this place
====

Sometimes they'd drop 1,500 words on the menstrual cycle.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 02, 2017 04:46 PM (PXbkt)

432 Giraffes are selfish.
Posted by: Barney Fife at March 02, 2017 04:35 PM


According to Simon & Garfunkle, giraffes are insincere.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2017 04:46 PM (7C+kV)

433 430 The rules are different for me.
Posted by: Will Fizzbin at March 02, 2017 04:45 PM (IqV8l


Except on Tuesdays. How lucky you are!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)

434 THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at March 02, 2017 04:39 PM (jjaLl)

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS YOU

Posted by: THE CAPTAIN at March 02, 2017 04:46 PM (q177U)

435
I thought it was pretty obvious I was just kidding about how awesome boobs or whatever was, but a lot of people didn't get it, and thought i was quitting the blog.

It caused Me to make my very first comment!

I was all like Don't Retire, Ace!!
Then I was all like That Was A Dick Move, Ace.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 02, 2017 04:46 PM (fZunb)

436 Part of me has always believed that the Obama/Clinton machine(s) are feeding the media this "Russia Hacked the Election" idiocy to hide their OWN nefarious involvement in some foreign illegality.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 04:46 PM (7uYFy)

437 Oh hey, Ace, I watched that Space Cadets show you mentioned a few days ago. It didn't seem that cruel really, the participants got some cash and a trip to a real space camp out of the deal, plus they kind of talked themselves into credulity. At the reveal, they were good sports about it, seemed like they were having fun, and to have believed it as long as they did, uh, they're probably not the sharpest spoons in the shed.

On topic because Russian space program.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2017 04:46 PM (8nWyX)

438 when you tell them in Ben Roethlisberger's voice.


THIRTY TWO, THIRTY TWO, BLUE EIGHT SIX, HUHT

Posted by: jUST Helping out at March 02, 2017 04:47 PM (8J/Te)

439 That's it. That's the best possible post I can ever publish

====

It was the "Skankathon" wasn't it.

I had to have emergency busted-gut surgery after that one.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 04:47 PM (6TED6)

440 304 if it was a sock, i dunno, didn't seem like a parody. I mean, you have to let people know it's a joke, otherwise you're guilty of trolling yourself.



Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:29 PM (8rNrN)



I've been pointing this out for a long time. I shall take this as vindication of my point.

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 04:47 PM (cAnNx)

441 Announce that your moving forward with an investigation on foreign influence on election going back to the Bush years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 02, 2017 04:47 PM (/f1mm)

442 You know, Ace - For a while there, you would quit the Blog like 3 times a week.

I really do miss those apology posts.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2017 04:47 PM (ktw54)

443
Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2017 04:45 PM (Pqytn)

Your hashtag spells Putin in Russian.

Posted by: MSM who see Russian spies everywhere at March 02, 2017 04:48 PM (ODxAs)

444 @407 Most, but not all, had single-name nics like Bob, or Dave, or Jason. Nics that are quite out of character for this place. They became easy to recognize. "Pam" fits the mould perfectly.
----------------

But *totally* not like junior.

Nope. Not at all. Nothing like that.

/looks around nervously




Posted by: junior at March 02, 2017 04:48 PM (nsZ+m)

445 I am seething.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:41 PM (mbhDw)

Me too, I've even resorted to drinking shitty wine because that's all I have, that's a new low, I blame Russia.

Posted by: spypeach at March 02, 2017 04:48 PM (u/r83)

446 when you tell them in Ben Roethlisberger's voice.

THIRTY TWO, THIRTY TWO, BLUE EIGHT SIX, HUHT
Posted by: jUST Helping out at March 02, 2017 04:47 PM (8J/Te)


For as much as I dislike the Patriots, and oh do I, I really really really wanted Brady to start yelling OMAHA OMAHA once they tied it back up.

Because that would have been hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 02, 2017 04:48 PM (mf5HN)

447 yeah but why give people heart attacks or make them go through that effort?

a friendly joke should not cause agita for your friends.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:42 PM (8rNrN)

Everything seemed more lighthearted back then? Maybe this is pre 2012?

Posted by: Max Power at March 02, 2017 04:48 PM (q177U)

448 But *totally* not like junior.

And JEM isn't exactly a name.

Posted by: JEM, praying the Hairy Eyeball of Ace isn't on me today at March 02, 2017 04:49 PM (TppKb)

449 Bill Wynn came from the later generation of trolls,when they realized we caught on to the one namers.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 04:49 PM (r/0kC)

450 The American people pay these peoples' salaries. Everyone is the world witnessed Tues. night how badly they behaved. In the meantime, they keep regurgitating a non-event. How long before we can say, "Enough is enough"?

Posted by: washrivergal at March 02, 2017 04:49 PM (Ivjge)

451
Sometimes they'd drop 1,500 words on the menstrual cycle.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 02, 2017 04:46 PM (PXbkt)

That was jen. She's not a troll, I think. She just wanted Bandersnatch to know that yes, menstrual cycles could be disgusting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 04:49 PM (fDdVG)

452 This would be a good time to announce an investigation into massive fraud of public benefits by illegal immigrants.
Posted by: Ripley
-------

*hmm. this can't be about me, I'm not an immigrant*

Posted by: Jesse Jackson Jr. at March 02, 2017 04:49 PM (ZO497)

453 >>>Point taken, Ace. If I sock him in the future I'll be sure it's obvious beyond the nic.


it doesn't have to be so obvious if the claim you're making isn't a sensitive issue.

Just keep in mind the media has been mind-fucking with people for months, and went into Epic Mind-Fuck mode last night.

People are a little jumpy -- as the media intended.

In sensitive cases, be extra-special careful about marking your intent as parody.

If it's just some general goof of a post, like --

My dick surge with the power of a dozen lethargic ants.
--Posted by Bill Wynn

then whatever who cares if people think it's real or not. Maybe they'll think it's real, but who cares? No one's going to be upset by that except Bill Wynn, and as I keep telling him, he needs to see his urologist instead of posting about it here.

But when the entire left is screaming about resignation and perjury please don't freak people out by posting fake news about that.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:49 PM (8rNrN)

454 They just finished the traffic circle behind me, it's a physical manifestation of Washington for all to see, the wheels on the bus go round and round.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 02, 2017 04:49 PM (6Ll1u)

455 Should I keep watching this giraffe stand around doing nothing, or play horizon zero dawn? Though choice.

Posted by: Thursby at March 02, 2017 04:50 PM (1wofY)

456 I think DriedGiraffePlacentasForSale dot Com had their IPO, today.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2017 04:50 PM (ktw54)

457 If you think about it--as much as it seemed obvious that Clinton was SURELY going to win--the Democrats were laying the groundwork for "Russia/Putin Involvement" in the election long before the election. Clinton brought it up at every debate and so did Kaine when he debated Pence. And they both brought it up numerous times in all the debates.
Seems odd, doesn't it?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 04:50 PM (7uYFy)

458 @412 I hope to hell someone primaries Claire McCaskill.
-------------------

She'll probably lose the general election in 2018. She *would* have been out in 2012, but she managed to maneuver the Republicans into nominating Akin as her opponent.

Posted by: junior at March 02, 2017 04:50 PM (nsZ+m)

459 yeah but why give people heart attacks or make them go through that effort?

a friendly joke should not cause agita for your friends.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:42 PM (8rNrN)

Everything seemed more lighthearted back then? Maybe this is pre 2012?

Posted by: Max Power at March 02, 2017 04:48 PM (q177U)


Yeah, he said he was 19 at the time, so somewhere around 2010/2011.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2017 04:50 PM (TOk1P)

460 >>>Everything seemed more lighthearted back then? Maybe this is pre 2012?


maybe. I've been in a bad mood since November 2012 and am only maybe coming out of it now.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 04:50 PM (8rNrN)

461 That was jen. She's not a troll, I think. She just wanted Bandersnatch to know that yes, menstrual cycles could be disgusting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 04:49 PM (fDdVG)
---------------------------------------
The science was unsettling?

Posted by: RioBravo at March 02, 2017 04:50 PM (SsblQ)

462 I suppose it's possible that the Dem's ersatz histrionics about the Russians plays to Trump's benefit. After all, while they're getting all worked up about what is obviously complete piffle, they're not focusing on the things that Trump's doing in the background.

One of the most common mistakes among political rookies is to assume that there is infinite bandwidth for outrage. There isn't. You gots to choose your battles. Hills, if you will.

Posted by: pep at March 02, 2017 04:50 PM (LAe3v)

463 "People just need to google me, and they will become an insider, whether they like it or not.

Posted by: Hope Solo's Butthole"


Just don't do it at work. Or at least close your door if you must.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 02, 2017 04:50 PM (OD2ni)

464 446
when you tell them in Ben Roethlisberger's voice.



THIRTY TWO, THIRTY TWO, BLUE EIGHT SIX, HUHT

Posted by: jUST Helping out at March 02, 2017 04:47 PM (8J/Te)



For as much as I dislike the Patriots, and oh do I, I really really
really wanted Brady to start yelling OMAHA OMAHA once they tied it back
up.



Because that would have been hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 02, 2017 04:48 PM (mf5HN)

While I'm hurt that you hate the Pats, I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was hoping Brady would do his OMAHA yells.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 02, 2017 04:51 PM (jxbfJ)

465 >>
That was jen. She's not a troll, I think. She just wanted Bandersnatch to know that yes, menstrual cycles could be disgusting.



It's all a matter of perspective.

Posted by: Prince Charles Tampons at March 02, 2017 04:51 PM (ktw54)

466
Dang. I just noticed that my hashtag changed. The techs came in yesterday and swapped out my modem.

Posted by: mrp


In the period of time when your modem was turned off, your ip address became available to someone else, who began using it. When your new modem was turned on, your old ip address was no longer available, so you got a new, slightly different ip address. Hence, different hash.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 04:51 PM (ZFUt7)

467 O/T: Why did the MSM never report that Valerie Jarrett lived at the WH?

Seriously, never saw this mentioned once and now it's just slipped in there with articles about her moving into the Obama's DC home as if it were common knowledge. That is some weird sh#t right there.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 04:51 PM (NOIQH)

468 Dana J. Bonita

"Dana J. Boente was nominated by President Barack Obama on Oct. 8, 2015, and confirmed by the United States Senate on Dec. 15, 2015, as the 60th U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia (EDVA)."

https://www.justice.gov/usao-edva/meet-us-attorney

None of this sound good...someone smarter than maybe can help ease our concerns. The part of Holder appointing him to a position earlier in Louisiana does not sound good either.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 02, 2017 04:51 PM (MuTTO)

469 That was jen. She's not a troll, I think. She just wanted Bandersnatch to know that yes, menstrual cycles could be disgusting.
==

Yes, I'm sorry... I was only joking. The name "Pam" today reminded me of the name "Jen". And then it all came washing back over me. (As it were.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 02, 2017 04:51 PM (PXbkt)

470 Your hashtag spells Putin in Russian.
==================

More like "Rootin'"

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2017 04:51 PM (Pqytn)

471
chronic liar and champion cocksucker Bill Wynn


As long as there is wifi at the truck stop Average Joe will plague us.
If you watch the timing, style and subject you can pick up his new sock in a few posts and he usually quits when he's outed. But he always eludes the hash ban.

Posted by: DaveA at March 02, 2017 04:52 PM (8J/Te)

472 Nice to know the Dems and press can make up shit out a thin air and get a criminal investigation out of it. That with bring completely out of power too.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 02, 2017 04:52 PM (A4HOq)

473 @413 AT and T.

Seriously!
----------------

That's who I have for my internet.

Every now and again I'll glance at the upgrade options on their website. And when it asks me to enter my address so it can check availability, I'm told that AT and T doesn't provide internet service to my location.

^^;;

Posted by: junior at March 02, 2017 04:52 PM (nsZ+m)

474 I feel a little like Mel Gibson in "Conspiracy Theory", but here's how it's going down, Sugar-Tits.

This whole Gorilla-Dust Theater is being run out of Comrade O's house with Valerie Jarrett. They tell their wholly-owned subsidiary CNN what story to run. Since Brennan was wiretapping the Ambassador, they knew Senator Sessions had met with him. And Franken knew the answer before he asked the question. hence all the smarmy disclaimers to disarm Sessions. franken got the answer he was hoping for and put it in his pocket for the day after Trump's Speech.

Brennan's CIA wiretapped the ambassador's call to Jeff Session's office just like they did to Flynn. Franken didn't ask a question--he was setting a trap.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 02, 2017 04:52 PM (PkCzL)

475 So doesn't David Brock have a PAC he formed that's just a team of internet trolls on the payroll called "Shareblue"?

You can totally tell when they descend on a website

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 04:52 PM (wX0t8)

476 THERE ARE TOO MANY IMPOSTERS HERE! I AM THE REAL BEN ROETHLESSBURGER! WAIT, NO IM NOT!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBURGER at March 02, 2017 04:52 PM (kTF2Z)

477 maybe. I've been in a bad mood since November 2012 and am only maybe coming out of it now.

I've been happy as hell since Scott Pruitt got confirmed for EPA.

We have real head-choppers in the Cabinet, and while it's gonna take a lot of Congress-herding, we have not seen anything like this in generations.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 04:52 PM (TppKb)

478 Answering the question Stuart Smalley posed honestly and to the best of his ability isn't enough for the Demotards. They didn't want Sessions to be the AG and now he has to resign. Nothing else will do and we'll be hearing about it on a loop for eight years.
We'll be hearing the shouts and the shrieking getting louder when the justice department starts prosecuting people the left likes.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at March 02, 2017 04:52 PM (qnOHi)

479 That was jen. She's not a troll, I think. She just wanted Bandersnatch to know that yes, menstrual cycles could be disgusting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 04:49 PM (fDdVG)


That was an epic post. I dare say I learned more about that shit from that post than I ever knew before. Also, even in my barbaric soul there was a part that screamed out good god woman, lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2017 04:52 PM (aMlLZ)

480 So Sessions is going to jail and Ace isn't Ace?

WTF?


Posted by: dananjcon at March 02, 2017 04:52 PM (WLK0w)

481 I hope to hell someone primaries Claire McCaskill.
-------------------

She'll probably lose the general election in 2018. She *would* have been out in 2012, but she managed to maneuver the Republicans into nominating Akin as her opponent.


Posted by: junior at March 02, 2017 04:50 PM (nsZ+m)


Wouldn't shock me if she chooses to retire, rather than face the fire. She WILL NOT win re-election. That ship is sailed. Missouri is, as of right now, lost to the Democrats.

Barring some major meltdown (or a Rapin' Akin type repeat), she'd lose to almost anybody the Rs run against her.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2017 04:52 PM (TOk1P)

482 Dropping a hash into one of the internet search engines will usually do the trick.

-----------------------------------------------------

Some of us poor people are still on dial up which is why I always use three names in my alternate identities; they just flow better, and sound prestigious.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 02, 2017 04:52 PM (PLZH5)

483 My fault Dana J. Boente...above. Same deal.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 02, 2017 04:52 PM (MuTTO)

484 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith: "The MFM is a walking, talking conflict of interest."

This. And it deserves repeating: The MFM is a walking, talking conflict of interest.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 02, 2017 04:53 PM (1CroS)

485 Conservatives need to start going after important Dems with no mercy. Hit them on everything and drag them out of their offices in cuffs. These bastards are in the process of trying to openly over throw the elected President of the country because they don't like him. The Left needs to be CRUSHED publicly and in a way so sever that they never come back. We saw how the Dems would treat Conservatives in Wisconsin so now is the time to put the shoe on the other foot and put it in their faces. The Government need to be Purged of the left and their fellow travelers the Rhinos and I hear New Jersey is a good spot to put them (certain "families" from New York have been doing it for decades!).

Posted by: southdakotaboy at March 02, 2017 04:53 PM (9qei7)

486 Brennan's CIA wiretapped the ambassador's call to Jeff Session's office just like they did to Flynn. Franken didn't ask a question--he was setting a trap.

Every time I think of Brennan I think of some appropriate Bond-film torture, and how to actually finish it off.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 04:53 PM (TppKb)

487 maybe. I've been in a bad mood since November 2012 and am only maybe coming out of it now.


That was truly a horrible moment.

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2017 04:53 PM (qUNWi)

488 Then again, I'm a terrible person.
Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 02, 2017 04:43 PM


Some arachnidists are.

Posted by: Huntsman at March 02, 2017 04:53 PM (7C+kV)

489 "None of this sound good."

Presidents appoint new AGs all the time. If Boente was a "problem" I doubt Trump would have made him Acting AG before Sessions got in.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 04:53 PM (SIY7D)

490 Not that I am advocating doing anything illegal, though I'd like nothing better than to see Disney have 1950-era copyright legislation inserted into their corporate backside with a Sawzall.
Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 04:36 PM (TppKb)

^^^^^^^THIS

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 02, 2017 04:53 PM (B11vO)

491 Didn't the trolls get so lazy during the campaign that they started using just letters? Or was that us making fun of them?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 02, 2017 04:53 PM (4e+hS)

492 That was jen. She's not a troll, I think. She just wanted Bandersnatch to know that yes, menstrual cycles could be disgusting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I was unaware that there were two sides to this.

Posted by: pep at March 02, 2017 04:53 PM (LAe3v)

493 "Long ago, back when I was 19, I posted a story (forget what) about boobs or something and announced: "That's it. That's the best possible post I can ever publish. I'm all done now. I'm quitting the blog."

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT INSIDE BLOG JOKES AND ACE BEING 28 1/2 IS ONE OF THEM.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 02, 2017 04:53 PM (oZ6kz)

494 I knew a guy that claimed to have been kidnapped by a lady Bigfoot. His name was Dadus Perry and there's an interview with him on some of the Bigfoot sites. He said she smelled real bad. He managed to get away but he said some nights, she'd show up at the driveway to his place.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 02, 2017 04:54 PM (Lqy/e)

495

NOOD

SCOAMF.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)

496 If they were going to "trap" Sessions, why didn't they release all of this before his confirmation vote?

No way does Sessions get removed from office and Trump had to pull out all the stops for just someone like DeVos to barely get confirmed despite having no real scandal.

Seemed they shot their wad too late on Sessions if this was the plan

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 04:54 PM (wX0t8)

497 "Wouldn't shock me if she chooses to retire, rather than face the fire. She WILL NOT win re-election. That ship is sailed. Missouri is, as of right now, lost to the Democrats.

Barring some major meltdown (or a Rapin' Akin type repeat), she'd lose to almost anybody the Rs run against her."


My guess is that the Dems would love for her to retire so they re-run that Jason Kandor guy they love so much for an open seat.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 02, 2017 04:55 PM (OD2ni)

498 #466

In the period of time when your modem was turned off, your ip address
became available to someone else, who began using it. When your new
modem was turned on, your old ip address was no longer available, so you
got a new, slightly different ip address. Hence, different hash.
================

Thanks. When the modem was decommissioned, it occurred to me that my hash might change. I forgot to check. Now I know

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2017 04:55 PM (Pqytn)

499 487 maybe. I've been in a bad mood since November 2012 and am only maybe coming out of it now.


That was truly a horrible moment.
Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2017 04:53 PM (qUNWi)

++++

Haunting. Felt like I was kicked in the stomach.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 02, 2017 04:55 PM (Ivjge)

500 Brennan's CIA wiretapped the ambassador's call to Jeff Session's office just like they did to Flynn. Franken didn't ask a question--he was setting a trap.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 02, 2017 04:52 PM (PkCzL)


Sounds about right. Getting people to use specific keywords and phrases is a tricky, sophisticated piece of business, but definitely do-able.

Posted by: troyriser at March 02, 2017 04:55 PM (Fw5cQ)

501 Instead of everyone watching Mrs Giraffe if we pooled together it could be done with 1 assigned watcher changing every 1/2 hr

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2017 04:56 PM (HDU3V)

502 >>>Seems odd, doesn't it?

Not really. The long standing assumption was that the Russians had phished Podesta's emails, and so the DNC was laying groundwork to scapegoat the Russians, in order to distract from the real scandal of what the Russians revealed: Clinton cheating Sanders out of the nomination.

It was an obvious choice to repurpose that foundation once Trump won.

Posted by: Hope Solo's Butthole at March 02, 2017 04:56 PM (3I7wr)

503 Franken didn't ask a question--he was setting a trap.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 02, 2017 04:52 PM (PkCzL)

There's a lot of trap-setting going on. Like at the press conference when the AP asked PDT for a "yes or no" on whether anyone in his campaign had any contact with the Russians.

The actual data have been in the hands of the spooks at the NSA, CIA, FBI for months now.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 04:56 PM (3OAG2)

504 As a lifelong Republican, I was disappointed in Sessions' remarks. Given the serious nature of the charges, he should have resigned. Exit polls from the press conference indicate it's going to be an early night for the Trump household.

Posted by: Billy Wynn at March 02, 2017 04:57 PM (jjaLl)

505 the gop assholes piss me off more than the demos. the demos can't hide who they are. so you expect this shit. been goig on forever. when is the last time a demo turned on one of their own? never. the asshole gop pukes will turn on a fucking dime whenever. time to follow the money and bust these grifters. mclame is used to being locked up anyway.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 04:57 PM (KP5rU)

506 They didn't want Sessions to be the AG and now he has to resign. Nothing
else will do and we'll be hearing about it on a loop for eight years.


Cue the "culture of corruption" conniptions.

Posted by: pep at March 02, 2017 04:57 PM (LAe3v)

507 "Franken didn't ask a question--he was setting a trap."

Yep

Like how Yates set-up Flynn

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 04:57 PM (SIY7D)

508 >>Brennan's CIA wiretapped the ambassador's call to Jeff Session's office just like they did to Flynn. Franken didn't ask a question--he was setting a trap.

It wasn't a call, it was a meeting in Session's office. And the question was specific as to whether or not he spoke with a Russian official about election issues. And Sessions said he had two senior aides in the room during the meeting so he's got cover.

Sessions answered no because he didn't.

In non-bizarro world, that should end things. But the media and the left is determined to stir things up so they are just pretending he answered a different question.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 04:58 PM (/tuJf)

509 506 They didn't want Sessions to be the AG and now he has to resign. Nothing
else will do and we'll be hearing about it on a loop for eight years.



Sessions will stay

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 04:58 PM (O2RFr)

510 >>>>Trump himself said he thought he was going to lose, and all sorts of
people in the campaign have said the same. (but everyone has been
talking out of both sides of their mouth on this)



The idea that Russia would put all their eggs in the Trump basket
would be beyond stupid when even Trump insiders felt like he was going
to lose.



Also, Russia's biggest weapon is it's oil. Do they really want the
guy that thinks Global Warming is a Chinese hoax to be running America's
energy policy? They'd much rather have Hillary and the Sierra Club
running the show
.
.
.
.Exactly, even obama admitted that he didn't take anything seriously because hiallry was a dead lock on the election. This whole thing is beginning to look like someone planted an "out" based on the worst case scenario that hillary would lose the election.

On a different note...does anyone actually use a full can of manwich for 1 pound of hamburger? I use 1/2 of the can and it is fine.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 02, 2017 04:58 PM (le7jz)

511 What about the non-insiders? Not everyone who reads the comments here on any particular day is fully familiar with our built-up insider jokes and mythologies.


This is why we need an introductory powerpoint presentation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2017 04:59 PM (8ZskC)

512 demand for Kellyanne's legs to be amputated--

I think you mean wrapped around my head.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or great value tibet at March 02, 2017 04:59 PM (U4PcL)

513 455 Should I keep watching this giraffe stand around doing nothing, or play horizon zero dawn? Though choice.

Posted by: Thursby at March 02, 2017 04:50 PM (1wofY)



I saw something about how Horizon Zero Dawn went from being so awesome because "Strong female character take that patriarchy!" to so horrible because "Appropriating Native American cuture!!!!!!"

Hilarious.

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 04:59 PM (cAnNx)

514 And JEM isn't exactly a name.

Posted by: JEM, praying the Hairy Eyeball of Ace isn't on me today at March 02, 2017 04:49 PM (TppKb)

Heh. I should have added "one named trolls whose names were not already known to be members of the Horde", I guess. But typing is hard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2017 05:00 PM (WDdjT)

515 Hey guys...I've been here years, ask Ace. I was pushing Trump here thru the primaries.


In my opinion Session's was intimidated, the one guy in DC I thought could not be!


He proved today that he is just the same as all the others in the GOP.

Posted by: Pam at March 02, 2017 05:01 PM (cF0hS)

516 THIRTY TWO, THIRTY TWO, BLUE EIGHT SIX, HUHT

That's a good one, I GET IT, but
it would have been a lot better if you had posted it at
3:19

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 02, 2017 05:01 PM (H5rtT)

517 This is why we need an introductory powerpoint presentation.

Or continue as we do now, someone asks about something they don't know and get 1 correct answer and 49 snark ones.

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2017 05:02 PM (HDU3V)

518 Has the giraffe been punished with a baby yet?

Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at March 02, 2017 05:03 PM (HgMAr)

519
A watched giraffe never boils.

Posted by: Toad-O at March 02, 2017 05:04 PM (cct0t)

520 I'm positive that Hillary's 650,000 email and the Clinton Crime Foundation are under multiple investigations.

George Webb YouTube channel does daily videos on just how vast the syndicate is. Plus he uses primary sources and follows the money. I highly recommend those videos.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 05:04 PM (jJHMW)

521 There's a lot of trap-setting going on. Like at the press conference when the AP asked PDT for a "yes or no" on whether anyone in his campaign had any contact with the Russians.

The immediate reply to that question is "What is wrong with talking to the Russians?" Immediately turn it right back on them. Instead, the republicans honestly attempt to ask the question that was thrown at them instead of questioning the assumptions built into the question. The GOP leadership appear to be incapable of learning and continue to make the same mistake over and over.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 02, 2017 05:04 PM (PLZH5)

522 Introductory powerpoint presentation.

I think it's a lot more fun, following Ace in text as he tries to work out a theory of socking that will apply in at least one instance.

Ever read Aristotle on comedy? Spoiler, it's not funny.
I hear he was better in person, though.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 02, 2017 05:06 PM (H5rtT)

523 Damn...
I am become Willow.

Too old, too slow, too late.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 02, 2017 05:06 PM (PLZH5)

524 Ahole Chaffetz was part of the whole coordinated attempt to take down of Trump after the access Hollywood tape, making a big show of forcefully revoking his lukewarm tepid endorsement of Trump. Can't be trusted.

Posted by: AdorableDeplorableChristi at March 02, 2017 05:07 PM (0WFtY)

525 508 The Russian Ambassador's office yurecalled Senator Session's office to set up a meeting. Brennan, Obama and Jarrett knew about it ten minutes later. And they surely told Franken , too.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 02, 2017 05:11 PM (PkCzL)

526 Pam is right!

Posted by: Pim at March 02, 2017 05:13 PM (nlbfN)

527 Pim is right about Pam!

Posted by: P at March 02, 2017 05:14 PM (nlbfN)

528 Hopefully, Sessions also pointed out this was fake news and an example of the press lying for a certain political party.



If he didn't, he should have.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 02, 2017 05:19 PM (3JA/M)

529 Session also should have said that this is the last time he will answer any questions not based in fact.


And then said: "Do you want to lose access? Cause that is how you lose access!"

Posted by: redbanzai at March 02, 2017 05:22 PM (3JA/M)

530 Neil Cavuto is now playing the full version of Franken's question-- like I've been banging on about.
---
Cavuto will do that. Something about his honesty fetish.

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2017 05:48 PM (2mC6G)

531 Sessions Recuses.................then Sessions resigns ....then xxx resigns ...........losers........

Posted by: name at March 02, 2017 05:56 PM (En9Fa)

532 1) Obama hacks Hillary to sabotage her.

2) Invents story of Russian hacking.

3) Pins Russian ties on Trump with invented story.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 02, 2017 06:02 PM (oVJmc)

533 Fire the entire goddammed CIA.

Better to have no spies than the ones that are actively trying to take down our own government with lies and slanderous timely leaks.


Posted by: Huckleberry Hound at March 02, 2017 06:04 PM (UsCnO)

534 This will leave him plenty of time to investigate and prosecute the national security leakers.

Posted by: Lion-O at March 02, 2017 06:08 PM (QQ+il)

535 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 02, 2017 06:08 PM (QQ+il)

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