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Claire McCaskill Has Committed Twitter Perjury and Most Likely a Very Serious Violation of the Very Serious Logan Act

She makes this claim today:


But several years ago she'd said:



From the Free Beacon, which notes:

The Washington Post on Monday asked all 26 members of the Senate Armed Services Committee if they had ever met with Ambassador Sergey Kislyak. All 20 lawmakers who responded said they had not met with him.

Will the National Laughingstock confess its lie? Will they recuse themselves from further coverage of this issue?

Should they also be prosecuted under the terms of the LOGAN ACT??!!

People need answers.

They need to know if their laughingstock is a crook.

Update: Claire McCaskill says there is "no contradiction" between her claims, because all she did was call Russia about the Iran deal. I mean, that's all. Just a tiny little violation of the LOGAN ACT. Doesn't really count as a contact.

As for meeting with Russians, she says there were other people present so that also doesn't count.

If I were Claire McCaskill's husband, I'd be worried about her tendency to claim that certain liaisons and trysts with shady men "don't count" for one reason or another.

Posted by: Ace at 12:07 PM




Comments

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1 Morning Ace.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 02, 2017 12:01 PM (v0mnF)

2 clowns be clowning

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2017 12:02 PM (FZYNt)

3 Huh.

Lying liars lie. Who knew?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:03 PM (PY9jH)

4 Lib asshole lies?

Day ends in a "y"?

Check.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 02, 2017 12:03 PM (jjaLl)

5 I'll whistle up the corgis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)

6 This is the "top" story in every rag and media outlet.... The Sessions thing not McCaskill...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 12:04 PM (O2RFr)

7 Rush just mentioned this.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 12:04 PM (IqV8l)

8 Logan act is that like Logan's run?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 02, 2017 12:05 PM (VHt7K)

9 oh, that russian guy. i get confused. i'm a demented old woman. oops, my bad.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 12:05 PM (KP5rU)

10 I saw Claire McCaskill at Starbucks Moscow in 2015.

Posted by: wth at March 02, 2017 12:05 PM (HgMAr)

11 You know, at least we aren't all wee-weed up about Ivanka Trump's dress or KellyAnne's feet.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2017 12:05 PM (tewYv)

12 Well,I didn't "meet him" ,meet him.
Claire

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 12:05 PM (r/0kC)

13

They need to know if their laughingstock is a crook crock.

Posted by: Ace


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 12:05 PM (IqV8l)

14 Off to meeting w/Russian Ambassador.

I never made it to that meeting, because when I was halfway there I remembered I was a member of the Armed Services Committee and not the Foreign Relations Committee.

So I turned around and went back.

So there.

Posted by: Claire McCaskill at March 02, 2017 12:05 PM (3OAG2)

15 Iiiiiinteresting.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 02, 2017 12:05 PM (0mRoj)

16 I love this.
It really is time to pick a Dem a week and just blast them. Even a small research team could do the leg work. Gawd knows there is probably a lot of open source material out there. It would be so easy.
I think after about 4-5 weeks of nailing a few congress and senate folks they'd shut up. Throw in a few journo's as well. Just for spice.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2017 12:06 PM (0tfLf)

17 No matter what ,Hillary will not be President...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 12:06 PM (O2RFr)

18 well ace, maybe in their alternative matrix, they never DID meet with any Russian ambassadors?

Who are we to say -- their computer simulation may be tracking differently than ours.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 12:06 PM (wmaTe)

19
Im ashamed that Claire McCakil represents my state.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 12:06 PM (8XRCm)

20
If a Democrat lies it doesn't count.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 12:06 PM (493sH)

21 smithers, release the hounds.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 12:06 PM (KP5rU)

22
The issue is NOT Jeff Sessions.

The issue is the Obama-led Democrat Left attempting to destroy/sabotage Donald Trump.

Period.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:06 PM (mbhDw)

23 In McCaskill's defense, she's retarded and her shit is all fucked up.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 02, 2017 12:07 PM (sF/De)

24 You ask for miracles, I give you the Claire McCaskill

Posted by: Trump Gruber at March 02, 2017 12:07 PM (3I7wr)

25 Alternate Headline: Putin hacks McCaskill's Twitter account

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 12:07 PM (mt8X9)

26
The Russian ambassador must be a very forgettable individual.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 12:07 PM (ZFUt7)

27
I think Jeff Sessions should start a major RICO investigation against Soros and Obama.

Do it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:07 PM (mbhDw)

28 The Logan Act is an old law going back to the founding. But though there have been MANY violations nobody has ever been prosecuted under it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (mpXpK)

29 22 Of course.I have confidence that Trump wont fold.The GOP though....

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (r/0kC)

30 MSLSD was in a froth over Sessions this morning.

I'd really love for Claire's BFF Mika to have her on tomorrow and ask her about this.

I'll see pigs flying outside my window before that happens.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (PY9jH)

31 23 In McCaskill's defense, she's retarded and her shit is all fucked up.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 02, 2017 12:07 PM (sF/De)


"I tried warning y'all."

- - Todd Akin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (mbhDw)

32 Perhaps the Russian ambassador she met with wasn't Russian Russian.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (tewYv)

33 They're really going all in on this "Russia hacked the election, and Trump's team had sinister contact with Russia" storyline, aren't they?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (4aG2t)

34 This idiot is up for re-election next year. I hope the Missouri GOP has Todd Akin in a dungeon somewhere and not release him until 2019.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (OD2ni)

35 *arrives, panting*

Posted by: A Corgi at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (ZO497)

36 22: sefton, this. surely trump is smart enough to know this, if we do.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (KP5rU)

37 The issue is the Obama-led Democrat Left attempting to destroy/sabotage Donald Trump.

Period.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:06 PM (mbhDw)

------

pssssssst..... GOPe Uniparty......

Indseyla Rahamgay
OhnJa CainMcAy.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (8XRCm)

38 I think this computer simulation / alternative matrices thing can explain a whole lot.

I'm on board with it now.

Also, explains "alternative facts."

It all depends on which computer simulation your reality began. There must be a glitch in the matrix that has caused multiple space-time continuum's to collide.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (wmaTe)

39 SHE NEEDS TO RESIGN NOWZ!!!!

I liked the DJT reddit questions, such as: Why is there a Russian embassy in DC if it is a crime to meet w/the Russian ambassador?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (NOIQH)

40 F'ing Republicans are puking all over themselves saying yes, Session should recuse himself.

For what!?

Get a backbone people. Punch back twice as hard.

Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2017 12:09 PM (hdpay)

41 On twitter:

Kurt Schlichter
@KurtSchlichter

I want Jeff Sessions to walk out, grab his sack, and bellow "Hey Chuck, here's your big, meaty resignation. Suck on it."

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 12:09 PM (tgrKG)

42 Ya'll gotta be a lot more specific when you use the phrase "The National Laughingstock."

Could be almost anyone, and we're "skimming" not "reading."

Posted by: shibumi at March 02, 2017 12:09 PM (J5mC3)

43 Russia, Russia, it's always Russia.

What do we have to do to get attention? Hack 30 million records at the OPM? Tried that.

Posted by: China at March 02, 2017 12:09 PM (3OAG2)

44 36 22: sefton, this. surely trump is smart enough to know this, if we do.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (KP5rU)


Of course. But he needs to go on offense via Twitter or whatever and smack the Democrats down. Before Sessions gets Flynn'd of Giuliani'd.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:09 PM (mbhDw)

45 Im ashamed that Claire McCakil represents my state.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 12:06 PM (8XRCm)


No kidding.

Posted by: Arizona and South Carolina at March 02, 2017 12:09 PM (PY9jH)

46 The issue is NOT Jeff Sessions.

The issue is the Obama-led Democrat Left attempting to destroy/sabotage Donald Trump.

Period.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


You're right JJ...it will all eventually lead back there. I think a decent research team could wreck havoc among the Dems and media.
I'd say more popcorn if it weren't so serious.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2017 12:10 PM (0tfLf)

47 42 Ya'll gotta be a lot more specific when you use the phrase "The National Laughingstock."

Could be almost anyone, and we're "skimming" not "reading."

Posted by: shibumi at March 02, 2017 12:09 PM (J5mC3)


New name for the WaPo per the Style Guide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:10 PM (mbhDw)

48 <i>Why is there a Russian embassy in DC if it is a crime to meet w/the Russian ambassador?</i>
Well, people in DC like to make it as easy for them to commit crimes as possible.

Posted by: CayleyGraph at March 02, 2017 12:10 PM (d10jJ)

49
Virtue signaling tweets, if you ask me.

She quite possibly never did meet the ambassador, but wanted LGBWTFBBQ community to think she was.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 12:10 PM (ZFUt7)

50 Russia,Russia ,Russia!

Posted by: Jan Brady at March 02, 2017 12:10 PM (O2RFr)

51 Hi National Laughing Stock.

Would you like breaking news of our opening an anti-trust investigation into Amazon.

I'm totally sure it won't also hit you with you ownership ties.

Totally.

Unless the Matrix glitches again.

Hey, didn't that cat just walk past a second ago going the same way...

Posted by: Hopeful letters from the DOJ in the near future at March 02, 2017 12:10 PM (Ojki1)

52 Of all the retarded scandals in DC, this one has got to be one of the most retarded. It's perfectly obvious to anyone with an IQ above dirt that Sessions did not lie and in fact answered the direct question he was asked.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:11 PM (/tuJf)

53
pssssssst..... GOPe Uniparty......

Indseyla Rahamgay
OhnJa CainMcAy.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (8XRCm)


Same difference. Fuck them all to Hell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:11 PM (mbhDw)

54
On twitter:

Kurt Schlichter
@KurtSchlichter

I want Jeff Sessions to walk out, grab his sack, and bellow "Hey Chuck, here's your big, meaty resignation. Suck on it."

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 12:09 PM (tgrKG)


Oh, my. *fans self*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:11 PM (PY9jH)

55 There are now six House Republicans all stating that Sessions needs to recuse himself from any investigation into the Russian interference story.

Kevin McCarthy is quoted as saying "Jeff Sessions needs to recuse himself from any investigation into Russian interference in the election and the Trump campaigns ties "

Unbelieveable.

Liawatha is now calling for Sessions to resign.

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 12:11 PM (K7A0z)

56 If a Democrat lies it doesn't count.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
----------

That's because our motives are pure. The well-being of the Party transcends all other imperatives.

Posted by: Democrats at March 02, 2017 12:11 PM (ZO497)

57 You're right JJ...it will all eventually lead back there. I think a decent research team could wreck havoc among the Dems and media.
I'd say more popcorn if it weren't so serious.


The fact that they "found" McCaskills tweets says someone is on it..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 12:11 PM (O2RFr)

58
Sessions was talking to the Russkies about their grandkids.

On the tarmac. In Phoenix.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:12 PM (mbhDw)

59 Of all the retarded scandals in DC, this one has got to be one of the most retarded. It's perfectly obvious to anyone with an IQ above dirt that Sessions did not lie and in fact answered the direct question he was asked.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:11 PM (/tuJf)

None of the major news sources are reporting the facts. Fox just now keeps repeating, through the four women and the metrosexual guest today, that Sessions "forgot" to tell the committee that he met with the Russian amabassador.

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (K7A0z)

60 Sessions was talking to the Russkies about their grandkids.

On the tarmac. In Phoenix.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:12 PM (mbhDw)



And it was not planned at all. They just happened to be there at the same time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (493sH)

61 FBN just said federal agents are presently raiding Caterpillar HQ. Oh carp.

Posted by: Ipoka Inherarsi-Newest Member Of The Protected Class at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (fqERy)

62 WHO'S GOING TO SEE LOGAN?!?!

:::waves hand frantically:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (gLNAv)

63 46 The issue is NOT Jeff Sessions.
The issue is the Obama-led Democrat Left attempting to destroy/sabotage Donald Trump.
Period.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Rush has been ranting on precisely this point since today's show started. Good stuff.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (tgrKG)

64 Is there a reason all this Matrix talk and Harry Lennix story happens at the same time?

That pretty much confirms we live in the Matrix, doesn't it.

BTW, in case you are wondering, Scott Adams predicted all of this. He says we all have a movie playing in our heads. We don't all have the same movie.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (tewYv)

65 28 The Logan Act is an old law going back to the founding. But though there have been MANY violations nobody has ever been prosecuted under it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (mpXpK)

===============

I heard recently that Obama appointees flew to the countries of, and met, with several foreign leaders between his election and inauguration in '09, but can't recall the details.

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (mt8X9)

66 Is there a giraffe baby pool going on here?

Posted by: lindarising at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (JNDQi)

67 too eff'n funny..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (so+oy)

68 This is a pure Animal House-grade blowjob.

Somehow ace's last post, perhaps mildly cleaned up in terms of, well, terms, needs to get in front of every GOP Senator and Congressmember.

Bannon, if you're out there, go for it.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (TppKb)

69 Loretta Lynch could have been found meeting in Moscow with Putin, and the left would have yawned and said, "Whatever."

And the Republican weasels would have thrown up their hands in despair.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:14 PM (PY9jH)

70 That lying bitch!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 02, 2017 12:14 PM (A4HOq)

71 FBN just said federal agents are presently raiding Caterpillar HQ. Oh carp.
Posted by: Ipoka Inherarsi-Newest Member Of The Protected Class at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (fqERy)

-----

The Fuq??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 12:14 PM (8XRCm)

72 I don't remember Holden or the other bitch recusing themselves when Obama's DOJ "cleared" the Obama admin of something.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 12:14 PM (r/0kC)

73 F'ing Republicans are puking all over themselves saying yes, Session should recuse himself.

For what!?

Get a backbone people. Punch back twice as hard.
Posted by: WisRich
-----

It's all political CYA. They feel they have nothing to lose by failing to support Sessions.

Spineless, the lot of them. Men without chests.

Posted by: Democrats at March 02, 2017 12:14 PM (NBHj5)

74 63
Rush has been ranting on precisely this point since today's show started. Good stuff.
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (tgrKG)


I live rent free in Snerdley's head.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:14 PM (mbhDw)

75 The fact that they "found" McCaskills tweets says someone is on it..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 12:11 PM (O2RFr)

Meggie McCain and Harris Faulkner both agree that McCaskill could be forgiven because the meeting with the Russian ambassador was four years ago, not in the middle of a campaign in which Russian hacking had already been in the news.

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 12:14 PM (K7A0z)

76 33 They're really going all in on this "Russia hacked the election, and Trump's team had sinister contact with Russia" storyline, aren't they?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (4aG2t)

===================

It's going to last at least eight years ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 12:14 PM (mt8X9)

77 71 FBN just said federal agents are presently raiding Caterpillar HQ. Oh carp.
Posted by: Ipoka Inherarsi-Newest Member Of The Protected Class at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (fqERy)

The agents have gone Rogue..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 12:14 PM (O2RFr)

78 "I tried warning y'all."

- - Todd Akin
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:08 PM (mbhDw)

I know, right. But no one listens to me about the pot either.

*note, mocking Akin not JJ.*

Posted by: Kettle at March 02, 2017 12:15 PM (Ojki1)

79 Rush is also pointing out that exposing Democratic hypocrisy never actually accomplishes anything.

Posted by: TB at March 02, 2017 12:15 PM (wNx6K)

80 61 FBN just said federal agents are presently raiding Caterpillar HQ. Oh carp.
Posted by: Ipoka Inherarsi-Newest Member Of The Protected Class at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (fqERy)

Ah-ha! The plot thickens.

So Caterpillar is hiding the Russians controlling Manchurian Trump in Illinois at their headquarters.

At least in one matrix.

mind = blown.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 12:15 PM (wmaTe)

81 Claire McCaskill is a fugitive from reality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 02, 2017 12:15 PM (Nwg0u)

82 how the entire senate and congress has not been ricoed is a fucking mystery. the asshats are worse than gotti ever was. gotti never pretended to be anything than what he was. all these fuckers are criminals of the highest order with no ethics at all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 12:15 PM (KP5rU)

83 FBN just said federal agents are presently raiding Caterpillar HQ.

IRS? La Migra? FBI for busting sanctions on some totalitarian shithole?

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 12:15 PM (TppKb)

84 They feel they have nothing to lose by failing to support Sessions.

-------

Wanna Bet??

Posted by: The Donald at March 02, 2017 12:16 PM (8XRCm)

85 I'll settle for a public flogging on the Capitol steps. These people need to be shamed and shunned.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 02, 2017 12:16 PM (+ucSt)

86 Well, of to HEB....I hate going to the grocery store...

Posted by: lindarising at March 02, 2017 12:16 PM (JNDQi)

87 "59 Of all the retarded scandals in DC, this one has got to be one of the most retarded. It's perfectly obvious to anyone with an IQ above dirt that Sessions did not lie and in fact answered the direct question he was asked.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:11 PM (/tuJf)"


As we tell clients in deposition prep, answer the question that is asked. Don't try to figure out what opposing counsel means or what he is trying to say. Not your responsibility to bail out the other side's poorly worded questions.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 02, 2017 12:16 PM (OD2ni)

88 "Off to meeting w/Russian Ambassador."
...........

I hope she asked them to quit playing with our weather.

Posted by: wth at March 02, 2017 12:16 PM (HgMAr)

89 It really is time to pick a Dem a week and just blast them. Even a small research team could do the leg work. Gawd knows there is probably a lot of open source material out there. It would be so easy.
I think after about 4-5 weeks of nailing a few congress and senate folks they'd shut up. Throw in a few journo's as well. Just for spice.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2017 12:06 PM (0tfLf)

Time to start using the politics of personal destruction against Dems, and the GOPe alike.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2017 12:16 PM (WDdjT)

90 FBN just said federal agents are presently raiding Caterpillar HQ. Oh carp.
Posted by: Ipoka Inherarsi-Newest Member Of The Protected Class at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (fqERy)

Obviously, Trump is hiding his records of cash received from the Russians there.

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 12:17 PM (K7A0z)

91 CAT's stock is tanking by the way.

Is it time to buy CAT, do you think?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 12:17 PM (wmaTe)

92
Olay, now Rush is reading my Morning Report headlines!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:17 PM (mbhDw)

93 Might be irs...

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-02/federal-
officials-are-searching-caterpillars-corporate-headquarters

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 12:17 PM (ZFUt7)

94 FBN just said federal agents are presently raiding Caterpillar HQ.
------------------------

This is going to get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it.
-----some fictional guy in some movie I saw once a long time ago

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 02, 2017 12:17 PM (C6XYX)

95 91 CAT's stock is tanking by the way.

Is it time to buy CAT, do you think?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 12:17 PM (wmaTe)


"Yes."

- - Rachel Corrie

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:17 PM (mbhDw)

96 Caterpillar -4.5 and dropping.

Posted by: Ipoka Inherarsi-Newest Member Of The Protected Class at March 02, 2017 12:17 PM (fqERy)

97 My working theory is that the outgoing Obamans used the Fake News that Russia hacked our election as the legal excuse to go spying citing the 1799 Logan Act as the possible violation. FISA warrants were issued and then Obama loyalists listened in on Trump's people.

Flynn got caught in a perjury trap because of this. Martha Stewart sympathizes.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 12:17 PM (SIY7D)

98 Fake news baby.

Fake.

News.

Demos live in a world where their lies aren't considered lies by the people who are, at least nominally, supposed to call them on their lies.

Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2017 12:17 PM (xVRrG)

99 Any truth to the rumors that in 2007 Sessions had a Reuben sandwich.


And what kind of dressing goes on a Reuben sandwich?


Russian


Irrefutable.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2017 12:17 PM (wPiJc)

100 I just thought about a plate of shrimp.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 02, 2017 12:18 PM (gLNAv)

101 Meg McCain should shut up,show us her tits and make us a sammich.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 12:18 PM (r/0kC)

102 [/#9835;] Where have you gone Nixon Rat-fuckers ...
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you? [/#9835;]

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 12:18 PM (mt8X9)

103 Democrat Lies in Darkness

Posted by: Mega at March 02, 2017 12:18 PM (hHFOx)

104 But, but I just wrote a post saying it could be. I must be right. If that Trump's Matrix glitch caused this and forced Sessions to lie, so it is all Trump's fault and we'd be better off throwing him out and coronating Hillary for life.

...Want to complain about The Walking Dead?

Posted by: Something something pundit of StaleAir at March 02, 2017 12:18 PM (Ojki1)

105 * Music Notes fail *

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 12:19 PM (mt8X9)

106 "Yes."

- - Rachel Corrie



Posted by: J.J. Sefton


******


Earnings have been flat.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2017 12:19 PM (wPiJc)

107 >>IRS? La Migra? FBI for busting sanctions on some totalitarian shithole?

IRS.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:19 PM (/tuJf)

108 83 FBN just said federal agents are presently raiding Caterpillar HQ.

IRS? La Migra? FBI for busting sanctions on some totalitarian shithole?
Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 12:15 PM (TppKb)

IRS

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 02, 2017 12:19 PM (2x9LM)

109
My BIL works for CATHQ in Peoria Ill.

Posted by: The Donald at March 02, 2017 12:19 PM (8XRCm)

110
sock it to me;

Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 12:19 PM (8XRCm)

111 IRS



They can go to hell...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 12:19 PM (O2RFr)

112 WE all know that the democratic owned media is implicit in trying to bring down Trump, I just hope that other American's will.

This shit is so despicable. Democrats really are enemies of the country.

Posted by: JC at March 02, 2017 12:19 PM (3GSgE)

113 ...Want to complain about The Walking Dead?
Posted by: Something something pundit of StaleAir at March 02, 2017 12:18 PM (Ojki1)

Why? Last couple of episodes were pretty good.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 02, 2017 12:20 PM (0mRoj)

114 ♫ &9834;

Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2017 12:20 PM (wPiJc)

115 Hey, Ace, PDT tweeted about GAINS this morning.

Posted by: not the mama at March 02, 2017 12:20 PM (EpAnP)

116 Aliyson Camerota on CNN this morning informed Sean Duffy that McCaskill's tweet was "the best resource."

She was wearing her super smart glasses, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:20 PM (PY9jH)

117 The strangest thing about this witch hunt, is the Witchery they are accusing said witches of, is not even illegal, nor against any rules.

The should have squashed this with Flynn.... tactical error.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 02, 2017 12:20 PM (NgKpN)

118 Crap!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2017 12:20 PM (wPiJc)

119 You know, I wouldn't doubt if there are quite a few Republicans who are worried about an AG Sessions, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 02, 2017 12:20 PM (/f1mm)

120 ♫ ♪

Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2017 12:20 PM (wPiJc)

121 Time to start using the politics of personal destruction against Dems, and the GOPe alike.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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and:

Demos live in a world where their lies aren't considered lies by the people who are, at least nominally, supposed to call them on their lies.

Posted by: simplemind
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The problem is that the Fellow-Traveling media will not publicize anything negative about them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 12:20 PM (ZO497)

122
What.


Does Caterpillar make guitars out of rain forest wood too??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 12:20 PM (8XRCm)

123 22
The issue is NOT Jeff Sessions.

The issue is the Obama-led Democrat Left attempting to destroy/sabotage Donald Trump.

Period.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:06 PM (mbhDw)

-----------------------------------------------------------

Exactly...and the GOPe falling for it...

Jason Chaffetz is already calling for an investigation and Sessions to recuse himself.

So problem would not be a problem if the GOP did not dance for a long dead Saul Alinsky every time.

Or it is worse and Jason Chaffetz actually wants to bring Trump down and instead is more like Benedict Arnold, without the benefit of Saratoga to his name. George Soros sounds like a good captain name for the HMS Vulture.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (MuTTO)

124 well isn't that special?!

Posted by: snl church lady voice at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (puqpI)

125 Who sent the IRS?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (O2RFr)

126 There are now six House Republicans all stating that Sessions needs to recuse himself from any investigation into the Russian interference story.

I bet back in the cloak room the Dems give them wedgies and steal their lunch money.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (0tfLf)

127 Hey, Ace, PDT tweeted about GAINS this morning.

If it had a Z on there then we could call it The Secret Bannon Handshake.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (TppKb)

128 Right about then; GOD showed up.

Posted by: Forrest at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (gbWkA)

129 Isn't she up for reelection in 2018?

This should be good.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (gjdGN)

130 106 Earnings have been flat.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2017 12:19 PM (wPiJc)

They tanked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (mbhDw)

131 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (GwIKd)

132 Soon we will learn about Trump's shadey negotiations with the Ottoman Empire.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (+ucSt)

133 CAT's stock is tanking by the way.

Is it time to buy CAT, do you think?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Considering they haven't posted a profit since 2013, you may want to hold off.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (4YGWz)

134

Funny, Trump had business leaders meeting recently with a Caterpillar executive in attendance. They had some back and forth about cat models.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (ZFUt7)

135 Virtue signaling tweets, if you ask me.

She quite possibly never did meet the ambassador, but wanted LGBWTFBBQ community to think she was.




Never put it in writing.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (kca06)

136 55 Isn't McCarthy the same bag of hammers that said the Benghazi investigation was going to hand the GOP the presidency? The stoopid is strong in this one.

Posted by: cornbred at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (1DCRC)

137 Someone 'splain to me why John Koskinen still has a job?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (PY9jH)

138 I bet back in the cloak room the Dems give them wedgies and steal their lunch money.

I was betting on baby-oil handjobs.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 12:22 PM (TppKb)

139 Jason Chaffetz is already calling for an investigation and Sessions to recuse himself.

I fear Sessions will be gone by the end of the day... Coward Republicans...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 12:22 PM (O2RFr)

140 IRS and Department of Commerce agents

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 02, 2017 12:22 PM (2x9LM)

141 >>100
I just thought about a plate of shrimp. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 02, 2017 12:18 PM (gLNAv)

You did a lot of acid back in the 60's, didn't you?

Posted by: General Zod at March 02, 2017 12:22 PM (Bdeb0)

142 I still don't know why Trump hasn't FIRED all of Obozo's appointments.

Posted by: Infidel at March 02, 2017 12:22 PM (ByNzS)

143 Anybody remember where Obama went in 2009 to make a speech about his proposed stimulus? He claimed it would help this company hire a lot of new workers. It's in Peoria, IL.

Give up?

Caterpillar.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:22 PM (/tuJf)

144 137 Someone 'splain to me why John Koskinen still has a job?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (PY9jH)


You beat me to it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:22 PM (mbhDw)

145 >>Rush is also pointing out that exposing Democratic hypocrisy never actually accomplishes anything.



Look, the DNC/MSM's fake news depends on A]people not understanding how DC works (e.g. that Senators will meet w/ambassadors), and B] people not reading/researching past the headline.

Rush is right.

This is why I think Trump, Spicer, etc. need to start talking to the American people about the bigger issue: former president Obama - with his former federal employee allies and the media - is actively attempting to depose his successor. This is outrageous and unprecedented..

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 12:23 PM (NOIQH)

146 Wait the last AG met Bill Clinton privately while his wife was under active investigation.

Remind me. Who called for her resignation?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2017 12:23 PM (gjdGN)

147 I think Jeff Sessions should start a major RICO investigation against Soros and Obama.

Do it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:07 PM (mbhDw)


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He needs to clean that department out first. Nothing but saboteurs and dem hacks in there now..

Posted by: Soona at March 02, 2017 12:23 PM (Fmupd)

148 The problem is that the Fellow-Traveling media will not publicize anything negative about them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 12:20 PM (ZO497)

What could anyone uncover about a Democrat that could possibly cause them to resign or be removed?
The Democrat party protects every loyal member by any cover up or means necessary.

Even Joe Manchin this morning was trying to not really piss off the Democrats by standing up for Sessions. He kept saying, "needs to be an investigation".

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 12:23 PM (K7A0z)

149 Someone 'splain to me why John Koskinen still has a job?

a pension?

a pulse?

There's many possible questions there.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 12:23 PM (TppKb)

150 Chaffetz is just in a bad mood because his underwear are chafing him.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 12:23 PM (r/0kC)

151 If anyone's interested, there's a chance for some live-streaming giraffe prOn...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 02, 2017 12:24 PM (jjaLl)

152 Remind me. Who called for her resignation?

Well, several of us, for all the good that'd do.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 12:24 PM (TppKb)

153
The new Obama furor-bunker should be wiretapped out the ying-yang.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:24 PM (mbhDw)

154 He never calls, he never writes. - excerpt from diary

Posted by: Claire at March 02, 2017 12:24 PM (gbWkA)

155 Is McCaskill's twitter avatar trying to imply she is hip to this cool news Snapchat thing all the kids are into? Because that's just weird. Maybe some intern is manning her social media, and is trying to create a good excuse for Snapchatting their friends while on the clock.

Posted by: LizLem at March 02, 2017 12:24 PM (hvf9s)

156 150 Chaffetz is just in a bad mood because his underwear are chafing him.
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 12:23 PM (r/0kC)


Chafe-Itch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:24 PM (mbhDw)

157 The Russian ambassador must be a very forgettable individual.


Posted by: E Depluribus Unum

Now that right there is either fairly clever, or Oh Jesus insightful.
Help me out here.
During the many hearings surrounding Alger Hiss, some asshole tried to stonewall by admitting he'd met the suspect in question, but just could not remember a thing about him. And the chronicler noted that the suspect was a very memorable man indeed. Turned out to have, what, a pirate patch and a hook, or something?

I'd remember, but I was -2 years old when he was sentenced.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 02, 2017 12:25 PM (H5rtT)

158 WHO'S GOING TO SEE LOGAN?!?!

:::waves hand frantically:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (gLNAv)

Jeff Sessions did and that is clearly a violation of the Logan Act- it is right there in the name!11!!11!!

Burn him, burn him now!!!111!!1

Posted by: National Laughing Stock Headline 3/3/17 at March 02, 2017 12:25 PM (Ojki1)

159 You know that guy from Office Space who made the "Jump to Conclusions" game? This is one big viral ad for his next big venture, the "Grasping at Straws" game. You see, you put out a handful of straws on the table, and then you grasp at them. Get it?

Posted by: not the mama at March 02, 2017 12:25 PM (EpAnP)

160 Remind me. Who called for her resignation?

Exactly and by coincidence Hillary! was more or less "cleared" a few days later....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 12:25 PM (O2RFr)

161
Considering they haven't posted a profit since 2013, you may want to hold off.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2017 12:21 PM (4YGWz)

yeah, but look at their dividend!

Plus, profits don't matter in this fed-fueled stock bubble.

Although... yeah, IRS can be a little scary I guess. Especially since CAT has a history of being, well, sneaky with where they record their profits.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 12:25 PM (wmaTe)

162 Jason Chaffetz is already calling for an investigation and Sessions to recuse himself.




With Republicans like this...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 12:25 PM (493sH)

163 well they are quite of few crocks of crooks.

Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 12:25 PM (R7cwD)

164 *non-existent profits at this point

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 12:25 PM (wmaTe)

165 I fear Sessions will be gone by the end of the day... Coward Republicans...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 12:22 PM (O2RFr)

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If that happens then Trump is not as strong as I thought. In fact that would be completely on Trump!

Better stay strong, and ignore this BS, otherwise Trump is no better than Cheffetz.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 02, 2017 12:25 PM (MuTTO)

166 Dems ruin everything. We didn't even get an art thread today because of their shenanigans.


( stomps foot; folds arms over chest and grimaces.)

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 02, 2017 12:26 PM (oQQwD)

167 The new Obama furor-bunker should be wiretapped out the ying-yang.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:24 PM (mbhDw)


THIS^^^^^^

There's no telling what he, ValJar, and their merry band of shitweasels are up to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:26 PM (PY9jH)

168 Trump needs to come out and make a statement that Sessions isn't going anywhere.

But I would bet money Pence is right now trying to talk Trump into cutting bait.

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 12:26 PM (wX0t8)

169 I don't see Trump or Sessions caving here ... but, on the off-chance they do, Attorney General Ted Cruz sounds pretty good.

[Actually, McConnell could be behind all this to get Cruz out of the Senate ... /]

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 12:26 PM (mt8X9)

170 145
This is why I think Trump, Spicer, etc. need to start talking to the American people about the bigger issue: former president Obama - with his former federal employee allies and the media - is actively attempting to depose his successor. This is outrageous and unprecedented..
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 12:23 PM (NOIQH)


Two miles - two fucking miles - from the White House in that walled off brick shit house where the Farsi Ferret just moved in.

To hell with Soros. RICO Obama first.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:26 PM (mbhDw)

171 Is there a giraffe baby pool going on here?


*****


I have money on March 6th, 7th, AND 8th.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2017 12:26 PM (wPiJc)

172 The new Obama furor-bunker should be wiretapped out the ying-yang.

furor-bunker. I like it.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 12:27 PM (TppKb)

173 doesn't matter she is a special entrenched member of the vote the way I say party.
and she does.

Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 12:27 PM (R7cwD)

174 I call on Nancy Pelosi to consider seppuku.
(Resigning would have her draw a pension)

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 02, 2017 12:27 PM (e8kgV)

175 For years, Democrats said George W. Bush was both stupid and evil. I wondered how both could be true.

Since the election, I have not wondered any more. There's ample evidence of both stupidity and evil on the part of the Left.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2017 12:27 PM (MZcWR)

176 Exactly...and the GOPe falling for it...


Jason Chaffetz is already calling for an investigation and Sessions to recuse himself.


So problem would not be a problem if the GOP did not dance for a long dead Saul Alinsky every time.


Or it is worse and Jason Chaffetz actually wants to bring Trump down and instead is more like Benedict Arnold, without the benefit of Saratoga to his name. George Soros sounds like a good captain name for the HMS Vulture.
---

The GOPe hates Trump. He's an outsider and is proving that a non-politician can do a politicians job. They're hyperventilating and terrified that the people will realize anyone can do their job, and will be out on the streets and forced to work like the peons.

Also.. San Fran Nan has called for Sessions resignation ASAP.

Posted by: shibumi at March 02, 2017 12:27 PM (J5mC3)

177 Fuck you. Next question.

Posted by: Sean Spicer many times at today's press briefing at March 02, 2017 12:27 PM (4sHXv)

178 174 I call on Nancy Pelosi to consider seppuku.
(Resigning would have her draw a pension)
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 02, 2017 12:27 PM (e8kgV)


Tell her it's better'n botox.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:28 PM (mbhDw)

179 Kosiken has dirt on the GOPe and their involvement of Tea Party tax exemptions.

Posted by: Ipoka Inherarsi-Newest Member Of The Protected Class at March 02, 2017 12:28 PM (fqERy)

180 Cliff notes on Sessions?

What are the cocksuckers bitching about now?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 02, 2017 12:28 PM (2x9LM)

181

Baby Giraffe will be born today


Cause the camera is out

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 12:28 PM (Z6jIs)

182 Trump needs to come out and make a statement that Sessions isn't going anywhere.

But I would bet money Pence is right now trying to talk Trump into cutting bait.

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 12:26 PM (wX0t



Pence is in Ohio right now talking about jobs

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 12:28 PM (493sH)

183 Joe McCarthy must have a yyuge face on his face

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 02, 2017 12:28 PM (e8kgV)

184 RUSSIAN SHOES ON THE COUCH IVANKA CLOTHES TWEETS BLARGLE BLARGLE

Posted by: Today's Democrats at March 02, 2017 12:28 PM (hHFOx)

185 >>But I would bet money Pence is right now trying to talk Trump into cutting bait.

I'd take that bet. Unless Sessions lied and had a secret meeting with some Russian officials specifically about the election, which I find absurd given Sessions' record of being so straight-laced he squeaks when he walks, he has done absolutely nothing wrong.

This is a bad joke.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:29 PM (/tuJf)

186 I don't see Trump or Sessions caving here ... but, on the off-chance they do, Attorney General Ted Cruz sounds pretty good.

Trump and Sessions CANNOT cave on this.

It's absurd, it would be an intolerable sign of weakness, and it would leave the press piranhas happy.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 12:29 PM (TppKb)

187 I am not a crook! Mostly!

Posted by: The Nixon Post at March 02, 2017 12:29 PM (RD7QR)

188 i'm coming to believe all of the leadership is compromised. either willingly or perhaps spying within/blackmail to bend everyone to their will..
is this like the guy in the post downstream?
yeah I might be flirting in conspiracy here.

Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 12:29 PM (R7cwD)

189 I don't see Trump dumping Sessions, even if they had real dirt on him.

Sessions was like the first real person to endorse Trump and his vision.

My fear is people around Trump would like to see him gone.

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 12:29 PM (wX0t8)

190

This is deep state and never trump

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 12:29 PM (Z6jIs)

191 "Kevin McCarthy is quoted as saying 'Jeff Sessions needs to recuse
himself from any investigation into Russian interference in the election
and the Trump campaigns ties'"

I'll personally volunteer to go drive a couple of busloads of illegal Meskins into McCarthy's district in Bakersfield for the midterms. Better an actual outright Democrat than more of this RINO flatulence.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 12:30 PM (noWW6)

192 If Trump really is a Russian plant, then why aren't they helping him out? Flynn is gone, now Sessions is in trouble. Russia wouldn't go through the risk of trying to set up an American puppet government without fighting to keep it.

Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 12:30 PM (7HtZB)

193 >>> The new Obama furor-bunker should be wiretapped out the ying-yang.


They need to pull what the Russians did to us with the US Embassy. Have Trump give Obama a pic of Obama that secretly has a bug in it. He will keep it forever. Profit.

Oh wait, now we know what Melania gave them on the day of the inauguration in that huge Tiffany box!!! Crafty, those Trumps.

Posted by: LizLem at March 02, 2017 12:30 PM (hvf9s)

194
The new Obama furor-bunker should be wiretapped out the ying-yang. 
Furor-bunker. I like it. 
Posted by: JEM 


Wilson Goode for Mayor of Washington dc! He knows how to handle bunkers.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 12:30 PM (ZFUt7)

195 The Washington Post
Democracy Dies in Dmitri's Drawing Room. With a Candlestick.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 02, 2017 12:30 PM (/4bOy)

196 I was joking when I wrote this before, but maybe Trump should borrow the Texas Rangers to sort this all out. They are outside the swamp, and therefore could honestly root out the leaks, and other Obama agents within government. While they are at it...look into certain members of the GOP who never stop talking about Russia.

It is like someone who keeps exclaiming "I Hate Pervs"...over and over and over again, many times unprompted and not even part of what we are talking about...just makes you wonder.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 02, 2017 12:30 PM (MuTTO)

197 191 "Kevin McCarthy is quoted as saying 'Jeff Sessions needs to recuse
himself from any investigation into Russian interference in the election
and the Trump campaigns ties'"

I'll personally volunteer to go drive a couple of busloads of illegal Meskins into McCarthy's district in Bakersfield for the midterms. Better an actual outright Democrat than more of this RINO flatulence.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 12:30 PM (noWW6)


Kevin McCarthy is a subliterate tool and stooge of Boehner and Eric Cantor.

Fuck him too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:30 PM (mbhDw)

198 There are no republicans or demo rates; just a uni-party. I'm am now fully convinced. That's one good thing about this whole shit-ass cluster fark.

Posted by: Strobe at March 02, 2017 12:30 PM (gbWkA)

199 Oh wait, now we know what Melania gave them on the day of the inauguration in that huge Tiffany box!!! Crafty, those Trumps.

Polonium-laced Godiva chocolates?

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 12:30 PM (TppKb)

200 "FBN just said federal agents are presently raiding Caterpillar HQ."

Bradley University getting back for Cat moving out of Peoria.

Hey, Cat, here's an "up yet A"!

Posted by: Robert Crawford at March 02, 2017 12:31 PM (18BLB)

201
>>>Cause the camera is out




No, it's on....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 02, 2017 12:31 PM (jjaLl)

202 Melania has a Russian-sounding accent!

Impeach Trump!

---- Leftard Media

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:31 PM (PY9jH)

203 Just sent a FB message to useless ass Chaffitz.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 02, 2017 12:31 PM (A4HOq)

204 Rush en fuego now and calling it like it is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:31 PM (mbhDw)

205 We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it

Russians, Russians, Russian and Russians
Sessions, Sessions, Sessions, Sessions
Russians, Russians, Russian and Russians
Sessions, Sessions, Sessions, Sessions

Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 12:31 PM (8XRCm)

206 Fox is reporting that all Dem members of the House Judiciary committee have sent a letter to the FBI asking for a criminal investigation of Sessions.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:31 PM (/tuJf)

207

IRS at Catipiller


Suppose they have been knowingly hiring illegals with false/stolen SSNs

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 12:31 PM (Z6jIs)

208 If Sessions ends up falling on his sword, then I hope his replacement is someone who the left and media (but I repeat myself) despises and fears even more.

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2017 12:31 PM (FZYNt)

209 Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2017 12:20 PM (wPiJc)

============

Thanks!

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 12:32 PM (mt8X9)

210 Better stay strong, and ignore this BS, otherwise Trump is no better than Cheffetz.
Posted by: William Eaton at March 02, 2017 12:25 PM (MuTTO)

Trump is quoted as saying in response to the "Jeff Sessions should resign crap" , that Sessions resigning "will not happen'.

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 12:32 PM (K7A0z)

211 But I would bet money Pence is right now trying to talk Trump into cutting bait.

I'd take that bet. Unless Sessions lied and had a secret meeting with some Russian officials specifically about the election, which I find absurd given Sessions' record of being so straight-laced he squeaks when he walks, he has done absolutely nothing wrong.

This is a bad joke.
Posted by: JackStraw
__________

Pence is to Trump what George HW Bush was to Reagan.

I just don't trust him. He has Establishment instincts.

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 12:32 PM (wX0t8)

212 I still don't know why Trump hasn't FIRED all of Obozo's appointments.
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He's gathering intel.

Posted by: Mega at March 02, 2017 12:32 PM (hHFOx)

213 178. Heh... 'Redeem your honor, Mrs. Pelosi.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 12:32 PM (fp08F)

214 "162 Jason Chaffetz is already calling for an investigation and Sessions to recuse himself."



Well, Egg McMuffin has threatened to primary him next year.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 02, 2017 12:32 PM (OD2ni)

215 To hell with Soros. RICO Obama first.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:26 PM



This is an interesting thought. I doubt either one of these people are particularly smart when it comes to the private sector...which is where they find themselves now. Would not be surprises at all if they don't violate a law or two over the next 12 months.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2017 12:32 PM (0tfLf)

216 206 Fox is reporting that all Dem members of the House Judiciary committee have sent a letter to the FBI asking for a criminal investigation of Sessions.


F**k them...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 12:32 PM (O2RFr)

217 IRS at Catipiller


Suppose they have been knowingly hiring illegals with false/stolen SSNs
Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 12:31 PM (Z6jIs)


Oooooh.

Well that's no bueno.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 12:32 PM (wmaTe)

218 Obviously the Russians have invented the Men in Black neuralizer that erases the last two minutes of your memory.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 12:33 PM (Om16U)

219 "I did not have sexual relations with that Russian"

"It depends on how you define the meaning of 'is' and the definition of 'sex' and the definition of 'Russian' ..."

Posted by: illiniwek at March 02, 2017 12:33 PM (YMJtx)

220 211 Pence is to Trump what George HW Bush was to Reagan.

I just don't trust him. He has Establishment instincts.
Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 12:32 PM (wX0t


Um, no. He's as conservative as they come. By that metric Louie Gohmert is Establishment. C'mon, now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:33 PM (mbhDw)

221

This is never trump

Trying to get a scalp, a toehold, and relevance

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 12:33 PM (Z6jIs)

222 Where's Wikileaks...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 12:34 PM (O2RFr)

223 >>Pence is to Trump what George HW Bush was to Reagan.

Nah. Pence was one of the most conservative members of the House when he was there. In fact, he used to get in trouble with House leadership for being too conservative. Ryan too for that matter.

If we are going to call anyone who gets elected establishment then Trump himself is not now the leader of the establishment.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:34 PM (/tuJf)

224 Trump needs to come out and make a statement that Sessions isn't going anywhere.
--------------------------------

That is the kiss of death. The minute you get a statement of unqualified support from the president, start cleaning out your desk.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 02, 2017 12:34 PM (C6XYX)

225 Ace, Ace, Ace.

You are mocking a very important institution. Very important people. Woodward. Bernstein. Washington D.C.

They are important because they tell us the things. Are they true?

At this point, why does it matter?

How can we function without them telling us what to think?

We have ended up with Trump as President because we failed to heed their advisements.

We missed out on a historical opportunity to elect someone from the Vaginal Community, the Screaching Harpy Comminity, the Grifter Community, the Adult Diaper Community all in one singular solitary Hefty Bag of a person.

We have chosen to be led by someone from the Person of Orange Community, the Mish Grabbing Community, the Baby Dick Punching Community.

Now is the time for us to reflect on what it means to prostrate ourselves before the ones who are so important so that we can again fully know our place as the servile class.

Posted by: Never Trumper with Strange New Respect for the Media at March 02, 2017 12:34 PM (AjjIl)

226 Politicians on the right need to take a page from the playbook of the Dems and resolutely ignore and stonewall every ginned-up scandal that the Dems and media try to throw at them. The GOP's automatic response should be something along the lines of, "go fuck yourself."

This business of quisling GOPer's giving CNN the ammo that lets them put up the headline "GOP Leaders Join Call for Session's Recusal" has got to end.

I'm looking at you, Luscious Lindsey and Media Tool John McCain, you weak-kneed collaborationist pussies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2017 12:34 PM (8ZskC)

227 Just today, someone in our local paper said Trump has created a "police state."

If he has, he's doing it wrong.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:34 PM (PY9jH)

228 I'm a little tired of hearing people giving even the tiniest bit of credence to this obvious load of horseshit against Sessions.... and that's what you're doing when you speculate about him resigning, being fired, etc...

I am not accepting their narrative in the least. Fuck them.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 02, 2017 12:35 PM (jjaLl)

229 Um, no. He's as conservative as they come. By that metric Louie Gohmert is Establishment. C'mon, now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



That's what they said about Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 12:35 PM (wX0t8)

230 If Sessions goes then we're back to being the spineless pussy party.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 02, 2017 12:35 PM (2x9LM)

231 If you guys had stuck with me, none of this would have happened...

Posted by: Jeb! at March 02, 2017 12:35 PM (TixTl)

232 If Sessions goes then we're back to being the spineless pussy party.

Did We ever leave?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 12:35 PM (O2RFr)

233

Loretta Lynch pled the 5th, I think Holder did too


They need to sit tight and push the truth out

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 12:36 PM (Z6jIs)

234 So Manchin said of course he met the Russian Ambassador and did so with a "bunch of senators ".

Can't wait to see that list.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2017 12:36 PM (gjdGN)

235 If the progs and GOPe get their scalp and Sessions resigns, replace him with Judge Jeanine Pirro.

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:36 PM (PY9jH)

236 Just sent a FB message to McCarthy. These people need to be lit up.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 02, 2017 12:36 PM (A4HOq)

237 229 That's what they said about Paul Ryan.
Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 12:35 PM (wX0t


Pence's record is long and known. The only thing I fault him for was caving on RFRA. Paul Ryan is a relative newcomer who sold out virtually instantaneously.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:36 PM (mbhDw)

238 235 If the progs and GOPe get their scalp and Sessions resigns, replace him with Judge Jeanine Pirro.



Good choice!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 12:36 PM (O2RFr)

239 Ok, I want to hear from posters on here such as Maritime, exactly why they think Pence has "establishment" instincts.

If it's because he , as governor of Indiana, and faced with lawsuits and industry/organizational backlash against a "bathroom bill" he signed, that ended up being rewritten by his legislature to partially repeal and he then signed it, please don't bother.

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 12:36 PM (K7A0z)

240 #ConfessYourRussianConnections on twitter is pretty funny

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 12:36 PM (Om16U)

241 I am not accepting their narrative in the least. Fuck them.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 02, 2017 12:35 PM (jjaLl)


Agree x 10.

I saw in the other thread that Steyn was kicked off Levin's show - wtf.

Thank God I didn't sub, I'd planned to for Steyn and Crowder.

Levin is doing his usual drama queeny shit.

Posted by: Wilt the Stilt's 1500 hoes at March 02, 2017 12:36 PM (nNdYv)

242 Kevin McCarthy is a subliterate tool and stooge of Boehner and Eric Cantor.

Fuck him too.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:30 PM (mbhDw)

-------------------------------------------------

In his defense he said he did not say that on FOX this morning, but instead that Morning Joe is his Dumb Blonde tricked him or something...

Either way it does not look good.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 02, 2017 12:36 PM (MuTTO)

243 These people need to be lit up.
Posted by: Make America Great Again

way ahead of you

Posted by: Hillary at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (FZYNt)

244 We have chosen to be led by someone from the Person of Orange Community, the Mish Grabbing Community, the Baby Dick Punching Community.

Now is the time for us to reflect on what it means to prostrate ourselves before the ones who are so important so that we can again fully know our place as the servile class.
Posted by: Never Trumper with Strange New Respect for the Media




Baby Dick Punchers FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (kca06)

245 All 20 lawmakers who responded said they had not met with him.

Any bets on whether Claire McCaskill's office responded?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (p+Wdc)

246
My fear is people around Trump would like to see him gone.
Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 12:29 PM (wX0t


Who and why?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (lKyWE)

247 >>> If you guys had stuck with me, none of this would have happened...
Posted by: Jeb! at March 02, 2017 12:35 PM (TixTl)


Very true. Thanks for reminding me that Hillary Clinton Will Never Be President!

*walks around with a skip in my step*

Posted by: LizLem at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (hvf9s)

248 "Suppose they have been knowingly hiring illegals with false/stolen SSNs"

WTF would Mexicans be doing in central Illinois? Finish the trip in Chicago or St. Louis. Hell, I'd take the Quad Cities over Peoria anymore.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (18BLB)

249 232 If Sessions goes then we're back to being the spineless pussy party.

Did We ever leave?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 12:35 PM (O2RFr)


The GOP did not win the election. Trump did.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (mbhDw)

250 In all fairness ... when I predicted that the GOP Establishment would join the Dems to oust Trump ... I thought it would be after the mid-terms.

Moving on Sessions this quickly is bold. Shitty, but bold.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (1ZlS3)

251 "I doubt either one of these people are particularly smart when it comes
to the private sector...which is where they find themselves now. Would
not be surprises at all if they don't violate a law or two over the next
12 months."

Let us recall that Black Democratium, the world's most opaque and impenetrable substance, greatly reduces the risk of criminal prosecution.

Look at the corruption sting in PA. Law enforcement had multiple state legislators caught on video and audio quite openly discussing corrupt pay for play arrangements.

Except... all of them were operating behind a Black Democratium protective shield, and the entire probe was promptly shitcanned.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (noWW6)

252

Sessions didnt commit perjury

Sessions isnt a russian spy

Its absurd

There should be no criminal investigation or independent prosecutor


This is nuts

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (Z6jIs)

253 "Alinksy, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!"

Rule 4" Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.

This has proven the hardest rule to turn tables on the Left. That's because the Organs of the Left -- Academia and MSM -- are happy to wallow in hypocrisy.

What's needed is hard action, including legal action, that can't be ignored. A loyal cadre within the DOJ needs to get medieval on their ass.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (SIY7D)

254 247 >>> If you guys had stuck with me, none of this would have happened...
Posted by: Jeb! at March 02, 2017 12:35 PM (TixTl)

Please clap...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (O2RFr)

255 Just bought a 4 foot by 12 foot stainless steel exhaust hood from "HoodMart", with makeup air and fire extinguisher.

Now, I've got to figure out who to get to install it...

This is how people with money end up broke and on the street.

Posted by: jwest at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (Zs4uk)

256 I don't think it is a healthy idea for our country for the CIA to have close ties via 600 million with Jeff Bezos, who bought the National Laughingstock for 250 million.

I'm sure all the journalists in the MSM will be all over this story.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 12:38 PM (OoOd6)

257 oops sock off 241

Posted by: kallisto - no hoe at March 02, 2017 12:38 PM (nNdYv)

258 Nice stupid profile pic Claire. Snapchat much? Try to stay relevant and cool much?

Posted by: Kaldar at March 02, 2017 12:38 PM (uA8nN)

259 Just today, someone in our local paper said Trump has created a "police state."




Someone who failed English as a first, second, or third language.
Just because you put words to paper does not make then true.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2017 12:38 PM (kca06)

260 SPOT THE WEASEL WORDS:

ALL 20 WHO RESPONDED.

A. No list.

B. I will bet a large sum that some of the other six did and further that some are Democrats.

C. Omitting the subject of this here thread as one of the six.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 12:39 PM (B+qrE)

261 252
There should be no criminal investigation or independent prosecutor

This is nuts
Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (Z6jIs)


The Deep State will not accept the results of the election. And unlike the droogs in the street, they have the power to do serious damage.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:39 PM (mbhDw)

262 62
WHO'S GOING TO SEE LOGAN?!?!



:::waves hand frantically:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (gLNAv)

They need to find something cool and useful to pass that they can name the X-23 Act.

Posted by: Dan K. at March 02, 2017 12:39 PM (UROJb)

263 #ConfessYourRussianConnectiins
I have,on several occasions,drunk Stolchinaya Vodka.I may have touched myself innappropriately while watching Anna Kournikova videos.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 12:39 PM (r/0kC)

264
Ummmm... point of order.


Eric Cantor got primaried out in 2014.

I think he works at Subway now. Or Quiznos.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 12:39 PM (8XRCm)

265 RUSSIAN SHOES ON THE COUCH IVANKA CLOTHES TWEETS BLARGLE BLARGLE

Posted by: Today's Democrats at March 02, 2017 12:28 PM (hHFOx)

The more I think about that pic of KellyAnne on the couch, the hotter it gets.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 02, 2017 12:39 PM (Jcg9Q)

266 Pence's record is long and known. The only thing I fault him for was caving on RFRA. Paul Ryan is a relative newcomer who sold out virtually instantaneously.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
_______


He teamed up with Bush in 2006 to try and get his Amnesty bill passed

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 12:39 PM (wX0t8)

267 206 Fox is reporting that all Dem members of the House Judiciary committee have sent a letter to the FBI asking for a criminal investigation of Sessions.

Ahem. Any of these ring a bell, you shiftless gaggle of hypocritical douchenozzles? Fast and Furious, Solyndra, the IRS scandal, the VA scandal, and Hillary's emails. And Benghazi.

Posted by: cornbred at March 02, 2017 12:40 PM (1DCRC)

268 In all fairness ... when I predicted that the GOP Establishment would join the Dems to oust Trump ... I thought it would be after the mid-terms.

Moving on Sessions this quickly is bold. Shitty, but bold.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (1ZlS3)

Why even confirm him then? He was just confirmed , what three weeks ago?

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 12:40 PM (K7A0z)

269 266
He teamed up with Bush in 2006 to try and get his Amnesty bill passed
Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 12:39 PM (wX0t


And now? Not so much I don't think. We can quibble all we want, but Pence is not Ryan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:40 PM (mbhDw)

270 #ConfessYourRussianConnectiins

I know how to say ONE Russian phrase, and it is naughty.

Posted by: kallisto - at March 02, 2017 12:40 PM (nNdYv)

271

Cantor is a very wealthy lobbyist now


This is the never trump wing showing their ass

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 12:41 PM (Z6jIs)

272 >>I think he works at Subway now. Or Quiznos.

Sort of. He's a senior executive at some investment bank probably pulling down 7 figures per year.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:41 PM (/tuJf)

273 264
Ummmm... point of order.


Eric Cantor got primaried out in 2014.

I think he works at Subway now. Or Quiznos.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 12:39 PM (8XRCm)


A few million a year as a lobbyist for the Deep State.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:41 PM (mbhDw)

274 "Suppose they have been knowingly hiring illegals with false/stolen SSNs"

WTF would Mexicans be doing in central Illinois?



Big CAT plant in Joliet, just outside of Shitcago.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2017 12:41 PM (kca06)

275 "Just bought a 4 foot by 12 foot stainless steel exhaust hood"

Good grief. Are you roasting an entire ox in your kitchen?

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 12:42 PM (noWW6)

276 Navy men still waiting on DJT. No speech yet.

Can't wait to hear this one.

Posted by: kallisto - at March 02, 2017 12:42 PM (nNdYv)

277 Trump and Sessions CANNOT cave on this.

It's absurd, it would be an intolerable sign of weakness, and it would leave the press piranhas happy.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 12:29 PM (TppKb)

================

Agreed. I wish they hadn't caved on Flynn ... it was like blood-in-the-water to the Dem-LSM-RUling Class complex ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 12:42 PM (mt8X9)

278 Trump commissioned Sylvester Stallone to make a secret cut of Rocky IV where Drago wins - it's the only thing he ever uses as a masturbatory aid.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 02, 2017 12:42 PM (oZ6kz)

279 "Cantor is a very wealthy lobbyist now"

Regularly seen dining with Lyin' Ryan.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 12:42 PM (noWW6)

280 The Washington Post on Monday asked all 26 members of the Committee if they could locate Russia on a map. They all said "What is this 'Russia' of which you speak?"

Democracy Dies in Skipping Geography Class for Extra-Curricular Rioting

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 02, 2017 12:42 PM (/4bOy)

281 I'm still sitting here loving J. J.'s idea of bugging Barry's digs.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:42 PM (PY9jH)

282 Why even confirm him then? He was just confirmed , what three weeks ago?




They didn't think he'd dig up THEIR skeletons?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2017 12:42 PM (kca06)

283 Morning Joe this morning was all in on Sessions-Gate. I mean all in. Wall to wall. Al Franken live as the star. Even comical splices of Sessions' testimony spliced together with video of famous liars.

They brought in Kevin McCarthy supposedly to talk about ObamaCare and instead went into "well if Sessions did do X, shouldn't he have to recuse himself."

I don't hate many people. Cocksucker Joe is one. This guy needs to be exposed. I now believe he did in fact kill his intern. Let's just keep calling him "Murderer"

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 12:42 PM (SIY7D)

284 Russians hacked my twitter account.

Posted by: Claire McCaskill at March 02, 2017 12:43 PM (/dvDR)

285 FBN just said federal agents are presently raiding Caterpillar HQ. Oh carp.
Posted by: Ipoka Inherarsi-Newest Member Of The Protected Class at March 02, 2017 12:13 PM (fqERy)



Well, there's my schadenboner for the day. Have a hardcore lib former friend that works for them. He's all about alternative energy, Gaia, Gorebull Warmening and all that jazz, along with the wonderfulness of unions while supporting open borders and DREAMERZZ...without a smidgen of irony.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 02, 2017 12:43 PM (GUBah)

286 If Sessions ends up falling on his sword, then I hope his replacement is someone who the left and media (but I repeat myself) despises and fears even more.

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2017 12:31 PM (FZYNt)

If this happens, then the Trump team doesn't have the balls to fight, and it's all over.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 02, 2017 12:43 PM (Jcg9Q)

287 "Big CAT plant in Joliet, just outside of Shitcago"

OK, that makes sense.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at March 02, 2017 12:43 PM (18BLB)

288 #ConfessYourRussianConnections on twitter is pretty funny
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 12:36 PM (Om16U)

One of my friends in college was a foreign exchange student from Russia.

And I did this year halfheartedly try to talk with her for the first time in 20 years by Tweeting at her when she hadn't seemed to use the account in 4 years.

Guess that makes me a deep cell sleeper agent or something....

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at March 02, 2017 12:43 PM (Ojki1)

289

Trump needs a surrigate to take on Obama directly and knick him down


Dirty up his reputation

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 12:44 PM (Z6jIs)

290 McCaskill has a face that could stop a clock.

Posted by: Mega at March 02, 2017 12:44 PM (JiKz2)

291 >>> WHO'S GOING TO SEE LOGAN?!?!


My friend bought me a ticket to see Beauty and the Beast opening night, so I guess I'm going. She won't mind the feminist additions, but knowing her she will be unhappy with the turning LeFou gay. Once I see just how badly Disney has sabotaged one of their most beloved films, I'll report back to the Horde.

Posted by: LizLem at March 02, 2017 12:44 PM (hvf9s)

292 The real scandal here is that the Obama administration spied on the Trump campaign!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 02, 2017 12:44 PM (A4HOq)

293
Isn't McCarthy the douche who cost himself the house speakership because he couldn't keep his fat trap shut?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 02, 2017 12:44 PM (lKyWE)

294 "Navy men still waiting on DJT. No speech yet. Can't wait to hear this one."

After Trump describing the failed F-35 Faceplant program as "fantastic" repeatedly during his joint address, because he eked out a tiny discount from LockMart, I'm bracing for a bloviating description of how Trump has negotiated down the unit prices of the "amazing" Little Crappy Ship.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 12:44 PM (noWW6)

295 196 I was joking when I wrote this before, but maybe Trump should borrow the Texas Rangers to sort this all out.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 02, 2017 12:30 PM (MuTTO)

=================

I think that's a great idea ... nice out-of-the-box thinking.

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 12:44 PM (mt8X9)

296 281 I'm still sitting here loving J. J.'s idea of bugging Barry's digs.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:42 PM (PY9jH)

Locusts or bed bugs?

Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 12:44 PM (7HtZB)

297
Morning Joe this morning was all in on Sessions-Gate. I mean all in.
Wall to wall. Al Franken live as the star. Even comical splices of
Sessions' testimony spliced together with video of famous liars.



They brought in Kevin McCarthy supposedly to talk about ObamaCare
and instead went into "well if Sessions did do X, shouldn't he have to
recuse himself."



I don't hate many people. Cocksucker Joe is one. This guy needs to
be exposed. I now believe he did in fact kill his intern. Let's just
keep calling him "Murderer"

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 12:42 PM (SIY7D)


Mika is BFF with Claire, too. Everyone on that show is a tool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:44 PM (PY9jH)

298 The poor Russian Ambassador. First they took away his fitness club and spa and now no one will meet with him.

Posted by: #LoveForDips at March 02, 2017 12:44 PM (SsblQ)

299 I don't hate many people. Cocksucker Joe is one. This guy needs to be exposed. I now believe he did in fact kill his intern. Let's just keep calling him "Murderer"
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 12:42 PM (SIY7D)

Hmmm... wasn't it just like last week that Mika said it was THEIR job to tell us what to think, not the President's?

Posted by: Don Q. at March 02, 2017 12:45 PM (NgKpN)

300 And now? Not so much I don't think. We can quibble all we want, but Pence is not Ryan.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

______

Or Pence is playing a part to get the role he wanted.

I mean if we're going to rake the Bush's and GOPe over the coals for their love of Amnesty, I don't think bringing up Pence's past on this issue is out of order.

Had Pence been in Congress the last time this issue came up, I would bet a whole lot of money he would have been right there with Rubio trying again.

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 12:45 PM (wX0t8)

301 281 I'm still sitting here loving J. J.'s idea of bugging Barry's digs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:42 PM (PY9jH)


The speech yesterday scared everyone to death, even more than the Inaugural.

The time is now to use whatever we (Trump) can to go after and crush this uprising. FBI, IRS, DoJ whatever.

Soros and Obama have to go down along with whoever is collaborating with them anywhere and everywhere, especially in DC.

Has to be done.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:45 PM (mbhDw)

302 Moving on Sessions this quickly is bold. Shitty, but bold.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (1ZlS3)


This is the game plan. It is all they got. They have no substance to put forward so its throw anything at all against the wall and lets see what sticks. Then go after that.
Any...ANY accommodation by the GOPe is a victory.
Delay...Distupt...Destroy.
Then move on.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2017 12:45 PM (0tfLf)

303 Is LeFou gay, or just Gay for Gaston? Because he sort of already was the latter.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 02, 2017 12:45 PM (oZ6kz)

304
WTF would Mexicans be doing in central Illinois?

They're everywhere.
They're everywhere.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 12:45 PM (IqV8l)

305 >>Pence's record is long and known. The only thing I fault him for was caving on RFRA. Paul Ryan is a relative newcomer who sold out virtually instantaneously.

Ryan was in the House before Pence got there and hasn't sold out. He's a Jack Kemp disciple and has been pretty true to conservative roots his entire time in the House.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:45 PM (/tuJf)

306 290 McCaskill has a face that could stop a clock.
Posted by: Mega at March 02, 2017 12:44 PM (JiKz2)


Minus the "L."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:45 PM (mbhDw)

307 Folks, just because the press and their Democrat puppets are worked up doesn't mean we need to be.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at March 02, 2017 12:46 PM (18BLB)

308 Limbaugh is crushing it today. Surgical dissection of the CommieGlobalist Menace.

Posted by: Mortimer- Finish Her! at March 02, 2017 12:46 PM (dyGok)

309 Good grief. Are you roasting an entire ox in your kitchen?
Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 12:42 PM (noWW6)


No, the one we're buying for the kitchen at home is only 4 x 8 feet. This is the one for the restaurant.

Not only will be able to roast an ox, we'll be able to give it a nice sear on the griddle.

Posted by: jwest at March 02, 2017 12:46 PM (Zs4uk)

310 "Posted by: William Eaton at March 02, 2017 12:30 PM (MuTTO) "

Aren't they busy with Spring Training?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 02, 2017 12:46 PM (oZ6kz)

311 305 >>Pence's record is long and known. The only thing I fault him for was caving on RFRA. Paul Ryan is a relative newcomer who sold out virtually instantaneously.

Ryan was in the House before Pence got there and hasn't sold out. He's a Jack Kemp disciple and has been pretty true to conservative roots his entire time in the House.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:45 PM (/tuJf)


Paul Ryan? Fiscal conservative? I'll have what you're smoking.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:46 PM (mbhDw)

312 If this happens, then the Trump team doesn't have the balls to fight, and it's all over.
----------

Oh relax. You think he's where he is right now because he doesn't have the balls to fight? So dramatic.

Posted by: Mega at March 02, 2017 12:46 PM (JiKz2)

313

My felliw Americans today I directed the IRS to raid Catipiller HQ collecting proof of their systematic hiring of illegal aliens, falsely reporting their wages, and mass SS fraud




.....what sessions issue

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 12:46 PM (Z6jIs)

314 If this happens, then the Trump team doesn't have the balls to fight, and it's all over.
Posted by: Country Boy
_________


If they fold over this, it really is over. Sessions is the sump pump for draining the swamp.

I don't think he's leaving, but it would help if Republicans could circle the wagons every once in a while.

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 12:47 PM (wX0t8)

315 267 206 Fox is reporting that all Dem members of the House Judiciary committee have sent a letter to the FBI asking for a criminal investigation of Sessions.

Ahem. Any of these ring a bell, you shiftless gaggle of hypocritical douchenozzles? Fast and Furious, Solyndra, the IRS scandal, the VA scandal, and Hillary's emails. And Benghazi.
Posted by: cornbred at March 02, 2017 12:40 PM (1DCRC)

How is talking to a Russian against the Law?

Posted by: Don Q. at March 02, 2017 12:47 PM (NgKpN)

316 Big CAT plant in Joliet, just outside of Shitcago.

You mean he's serious about this immigration thing?

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 12:47 PM (TppKb)

317 308 Limbaugh is crushing it today. Surgical dissection of the CommieGlobalist Menace.
Posted by: Mortimer- Finish Her! at March 02, 2017 12:46 PM (dyGok)


Caller from CT just told him not to take any more calls and keep rocking because today is THE turning point and we cannot fuck this up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:47 PM (mbhDw)

318 Trump needs a surrigate to take on Obama directly and knick him down





Dirty up his reputation

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 12:44 PM (Z6jIs)



Excellent idea!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 02, 2017 12:47 PM (jjaLl)

319 I'd remember, but I was -2 years old when he was sentenced.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 02, 2017 12:25 PM (H5rtT)

Was that the prothonotary warbler thing? Nout our PW, but the little birdie?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2017 12:47 PM (WDdjT)

320 >>Paul Ryan? Fiscal conservative? I'll have what you're smoking.

He absolutely is. Just because Obama wouldn't sign anything the House put out, doesn't mean he isn't a conservative.

Take a look at the budgets he has produced. They are indeed very fiscally conservative.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:48 PM (/tuJf)

321 Um, no. He's as conservative as they come. By that metric Louie Gohmert is Establishment. C'mon, now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:33 PM (mbhDw)

Pence curled up in a ball and cried like a baby over RFRA, so he can be squishy at times too.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 02, 2017 12:48 PM (Jcg9Q)

322 I now believe he did in fact kill his intern. Let's just keep calling him "Murderer"
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 12:42 PM (SIY7D)


Well that little factoid would certainly induce compliance from a quisling.

Posted by: kallisto - at March 02, 2017 12:48 PM (nNdYv)

323 Mr. President, I just think now more than ever we need to demonstrate integrity and honesty at the highest level of the Justice Department.

And my advice would be that there would be no better way to do that than to accept Jeff Sessions' resignation and appoint a unity Attorney General, like an Orrin Hatch, who can command the respect of the Democrats and the Media as well as Republicans.

Posted by: Vice President Mike Pence at March 02, 2017 12:48 PM (3OAG2)

324 Despite hatred of Hollywood, yeah, going to see Logan this weekend.

It does look pretty awesome.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2017 12:48 PM (tewYv)

325 Mexicans are all over the damn place. Lancaster, PA is crawling with them. Companies bring them in to replace American labor.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 02, 2017 12:48 PM (A4HOq)

326 How is talking to a Russian against the Law?

Because I say so.

Posted by: Al Franken, The Accidental Senator at March 02, 2017 12:48 PM (TppKb)

327 I don't think he's leaving, but it would help if Republicans could circle the wagons every once in a while.
Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 12:47 PM (wX0t

the only way Republicans get in a circle, is for a circular firing squad...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 02, 2017 12:48 PM (NgKpN)

328 Yeesh. I just remembered our son going to Russia with members of his Scout troop when he was in middle school.

And we hosted a group of Russian boy and girl Scouts in our home.

*looks around nervously*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:48 PM (PY9jH)

329 The GOP did not win the election. Trump did.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (mbhDw)


A most cromulent point.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 12:48 PM (tgrKG)

330

McCarthywas dorking a felliw Senator I believe

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 12:49 PM (Z6jIs)

331 324 Despite hatred of Hollywood, yeah, going to see Logan this weekend.

It does look pretty awesome.
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2017 12:48 PM (tewYv)


Pirate it and post it on You Tube.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:49 PM (mbhDw)

332 Getting the vapors over a senator speaking to the Russian ambassador is like correcting a grammatical error on the internet - something that will turn and bite you faster than you can believe.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 02, 2017 12:49 PM (hLRSq)

333 Computer records show that when Trump plays Command and Conquer: Red Alert, he always picks the Soviets.

And he only ever plays as Zangief in Street Fighter 2.

I think we can safely say he's a traitorous communist. A real American would play as Guile.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 02, 2017 12:49 PM (oZ6kz)

334 298 The poor Russian Ambassador. First they took away his fitness club and spa and now no one will meet with him.
Posted by: #LoveForDips at March 02, 2017 12:44 PM (SsblQ)

Talk about an easy job though.

"Sorry Vlad, couldn't meet with anyone this month. No one wants to talk to Russians. Been binge watching Netflix at the embassy."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 12:49 PM (wmaTe)

335 Obama has ordered the troops to go Full Retard in hopes of inventing enough of a Manufactured Firestorm to burn it all down.

No, traitor. No, you can't.

No.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 02, 2017 12:49 PM (/4bOy)

336 My felliw Americans today I directed the IRS to raid Catipiller HQ collecting proof of their systematic hiring of illegal aliens, falsely reporting their wages, and mass SS fraud




Didn't DJT just have a meeting the the CAT CEO?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2017 12:49 PM (kca06)

337 release the details of the tfg iran deal...

Posted by: E.T. at March 02, 2017 12:49 PM (9n0dl)

338 Snapchat went public on the stock market today. McCaskill has a Snapchat icon on her twitter.

WHAT ARE HER NEFARIOUS INSIDER DEALINGS WITH SNAPCHAT, HMMMMMMM?!?!

(practicing how the libs think.)

Posted by: LizLem at March 02, 2017 12:49 PM (hvf9s)

339 Ryan was in the House before Pence got there and hasn't sold out.
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Where's that Obamacare repeal?

Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2017 12:49 PM (3Liv/)

340 McCarthywas dorking a felliw Senator I believe

Wasn't it that now-departed rep from one of the Carolinas?

Posted by: Al Franken, The Accidental Senator at March 02, 2017 12:49 PM (TppKb)

341 Take a look at the budgets he has produced. They are indeed very fiscally conservative.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:48 PM (/tuJf)

Yeah, but the only cut he seemed to be able to find, was to Military retirements...

And he managed to do it... TWICE...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 02, 2017 12:50 PM (NgKpN)

342 "Ryan was in the House before Pence got there and hasn't sold out. He's a
Jack Kemp disciple and has been pretty true to conservative roots his
entire time in the House."

Allow me to point out that Ryan described the lifting of the Obamacare "Cadillac tax" on Big Labor's health plans as being a "key conservative victory".

If relieving a key Democratic constituency of entirely self-inflicted pain generated via their backing of Obama, and doing so in a way that reduces internal pressure within the Democratic ranks for doing away with Obamacare, is a "key conservative victory", than I am Marie of Roumania.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 12:50 PM (noWW6)

343 321 Pence curled up in a ball and cried like a baby over RFRA, so he can be squishy at times too.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 02, 2017 12:48 PM (Jcg9Q)

I did acknowledge that. And that is a damn shame. But in the aggregate, and as of today, he's solid and also had a big hand in Neil Gorsuch and the other nominees who will replace Kennedy and Baader-Meinhoff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:50 PM (mbhDw)

344 CROMSAIDMANSAID.COM

(someone said this on a thread yesterday. I can't stop laughing. I walked around the house saying it over and over again all day yesterday until Mrs. Muse told me to STFU.)

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 12:50 PM (tgrKG)

345 Paul Ryan came up with a balanced budget plan that took 40 YEARS to balance.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 02, 2017 12:50 PM (A4HOq)

346 268 In all fairness ... when I predicted that the GOP Establishment would join the Dems to oust Trump ... I thought it would be after the mid-terms.

Moving on Sessions this quickly is bold. Shitty, but bold.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 12:37 PM (1ZlS3)

Why even confirm him then? He was just confirmed , what three weeks ago?
Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 12:40 PM (K7A0z)


Because it hurts Trump more to spring this AFTER Sessions was confirmed. And this info may have been held back from Pence until now. Maybe.

But I'd be shocked if Pence isn't hearing little whispers of how poorly things are going, and it might just take a moral, strong, devout man to step up and save the Republic sooner rather than later.

It's not like Pence doesn't have Presidential ambitions.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 12:50 PM (1ZlS3)

347 >>Where's that Obamacare repeal?

Did you listen to Ryan's presser today? How about any of the weekly pressers he's given since the election?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:50 PM (/tuJf)

348 Take a look at the budgets he has produced. They are indeed very fiscally conservative.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:48 PM (/tuJf)


Ryan came out of the box with the "Ryan Budget" which solved a mere 40% of the deficit problem (in ten years, natch), and GOP members called him radical and too right wing and all that.

I think he took the message.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2017 12:51 PM (tewYv)

349 Take a look at the budgets he has produced. They are indeed very fiscally conservative.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:48 PM (/tuJf)

So we now define "fiscally conservative" as a budget that balances in outyear 20 or so?

We used to call that "Democrat shell game" budgets. Since nothing in the outyears will ever actually happen.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 12:51 PM (wmaTe)

350 Trump is a huge threat to the GOPe just as much as the DIMS. Trillions and Trillions of dollars are at stake. Many hands are dirty with serious crimes.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 12:51 PM (OoOd6)

351 Dems seem to think they can demand resignation, then bargain back to investigation.

But there has to be grounds for investigation ... is there grounds for any of this Russian stuff regarding Republicans? Hillary took $150 million and gave them the uranium, and Bill did speeches for another million directly. We know Podesta gave up his password without help from Republicans.

But they already want a special prosecutor ... for what? Democrat (Schiff, house intel ranking member) say they have all they need to demand special prosecutor. It takes Republicans to play along. Seems they have some. Not sure if the Repub on the house intel committee agrees with Schiff though. Schiff is just spreading doubt. no specifics of "the investigation".

Posted by: illiniwek at March 02, 2017 12:51 PM (YMJtx)

352 I don't know if I've ever seen such an irrational circle jerk. All people have to do is look up a couple paragraphs of well documented testimony and f-in read it. The fact that they aren't tells me we're well and truly screwed.

Posted by: Chupacabra at March 02, 2017 12:51 PM (pRtaC)

353 Here's what I think of all this (because my opinion is important, dammit!):

The media has realized that they can't beat trump. He's teflon. But it appears to be that Trump's aegis of invincibility doesn't surround to other Republicans. Which makes sense. Just because Trump is now in the top chair, doesn't change the fact that the stooges in congress (and a large part in his administration now) are the same ones that they've been beating up for decades now. So they don't need to go after Trump. If they can get enough of the secondary actors, they're going to cause Trump so much chaos that he can't do anything except clean up the mess. They just have to hit that bullseye and the rest of dominoes will fall down like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 02, 2017 12:51 PM (KUaJL)

354 Since we're confessing our Russian connections, I've built models of MiG fighter jets.

Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 12:51 PM (7HtZB)

355 The poor Russian Ambassador. First they took away his fitness club and spa and now no one will meet with him.
Posted by: #LoveForDips at March 02, 2017 12:44 PM (SsblQ)

CNN's panel claimed the Russian ambassador was actually a Russian spy.
No wonder these people love Iran so much. They sound exactly like the mullahs when they grab an idiot twenty something who wandered over the border hiking in Afghanistan.

They were breathlessly reporting that the FBI will likely have recorded Sessions' meeting with the Ambassador and those recordings should be released or be part of a separate investigation...so we will know exactly what Sessions said to him.

By the way, one of those nitwits is the former communications director for Ted Cruz. No joke.

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 12:51 PM (K7A0z)

356 Yes, the relationship between Hiss and Whitaker Chambers partially became known to HUAC because both talked about seeing a prothonotary warbler.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 02, 2017 12:51 PM (oZ6kz)

357 354 Since we're confessing our Russian connections, I've built models of MiG fighter jets.
Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 12:51 PM (7HtZB)


My ancestors were raped and killed by Cossacks. So, guilty with an explanation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:52 PM (mbhDw)

358 Over at Gateway Pundit, there's a photo of McCaskill with the Russian Ambassador from 2013. There's records of a call she made to him in 2015.

But I guess "ever" means "today?"

Posted by: shibumi at March 02, 2017 12:52 PM (J5mC3)

359 333. Who doesn't? Mortar-cycles, Devastators, Apocalypse tanks, and Kirov airships? Best units in the game.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 12:52 PM (fp08F)

360 >>> Is LeFou gay, or just Gay for Gaston? Because he sort of already was the latter. Posted by: broseidon

Hey, the term is Gaston-sexual, mmmkay?

Posted by: LeFou, polishing the old beer stein in Gaston's tavern at March 02, 2017 12:52 PM (hvf9s)

361 "Limbaugh is crushing it today."

I don't listen to Rush, but I laughed at his description of the Democratic response to Trump having been delivered by "Captain Kangaroo".

And has anyone ever seen Steny Hoyer and Mr. Green Jeans in the same room at the same time? I THINK NOT!!!

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 12:52 PM (noWW6)

362 ace went back to bed or we'd already have another post on the Cat raids.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 12:52 PM (TppKb)

363

SC was a senator dorking his Argentinian lover, his soul mate. He lost, and now hes back at state level i think

McCarthy was dorking a fellow senator, blousey older blobd with big tits. Caught in the cloak room IIRC

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 12:52 PM (Z6jIs)

364 At the end of the day...I'm not worried.
I think Flynn left because Pence wanted him out...if I understand the sequencing anyway.
Having the Dems want Sessions out is a different thing. Trump will fight it and win...and payback will be a bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2017 12:52 PM (0tfLf)

365 Marine One is landing, it's go time

Posted by: kallisto - at March 02, 2017 12:53 PM (nNdYv)

366
Pence's record is long and known. The only thing I fault him for was caving on RFRA.

He pissed off both sides then.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 12:53 PM (IqV8l)

367 Trump should do a quick investigation of who in the government sold and/or shorted CAT stock this morning.

I'd be curious to know if that turns up any results.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 12:53 PM (wmaTe)

368 As I said up-thread, our son has actually *been* to Russia as a Boy Scout, and we've actually *hosted* Russkie Boy and Girl Scouts in our home.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:53 PM (PY9jH)

369 You want to put a stop to the Dem random, drive-by character assasinations--or at least slow them down?

Charge Hillary with any number of applicable felonies for money laundering via CGI and/or compromising national security with her screwy email system.

Trump MUST go on hard core offense(and that EXCLUDES. Twitter --which is no more than school playground taunting).

FELONIES.

And Trump must neuter, best he can behind the scenes, the useful idiots like Chaffetz and other members of the GOP P*ssy Class.

Posted by: 'Cold Civil War'. That seems apt. at March 02, 2017 12:53 PM (p56C0)

370 SC was a senator dorking his Argentinian lover, his soul mate. He lost, and now hes back at state level i think

Not exactly. He was governor of SC. Resigned over the affair. Now is in the House of Reps where he had been before running for governor.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2017 12:53 PM (tewYv)

371 It's interesting to read about, but I love having some emotional distance finally from these clowns.

Posted by: Max Power at March 02, 2017 12:54 PM (q177U)

372 Since we're confessing our Russian connections

I once did twenty minutes of tongue-fencing with a woman who was seriously drunk on Stoli.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 12:54 PM (TppKb)

373 Trump needs a surrigate to take on Obama directly and knick him down

Dirty up his reputation



Oh dear. A current president attacking a former one. That would be simply unprecedented!!!

Posted by: The MSM, Now New and Improved With 20% More Objectivity at March 02, 2017 12:54 PM (8ZskC)

374 "Since we're confessing our Russian connections, I've built models of MiG fighter jets."

They were out of Val-U-Rite last week, but Stolichnaya was on sale.

::: hangs head in shame :::

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 12:54 PM (noWW6)

375 The deep state is going for broke. Obama and deeply embedded minions know they only have a limited amount of time before they are rooted out the Trump Administration.

It's now or never.

Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2017 12:54 PM (hdpay)

376 RINO's and other Republicans think if they try to seem kind reasonable and agree to at least keep Trump in check think the Dems will be nice to them after they do him in.

Yeah, I'm sure it will work like that. Any Republican that cooperates with with any of this farce is an idiot that has learned nothing. Their acquiescence will be much appreciated by the Dems but it won't keep them out of he camps. They won't last long inside either.


Posted by: Ripley at March 02, 2017 12:54 PM (1BQGO)

377 Did you listen to Ryan's presser today?
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Talk is cheap.

By which, I mean worthless.

Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2017 12:55 PM (3Liv/)

378 I've been indirectly financing Russian espionage for years, one dollar at a time.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 02, 2017 12:55 PM (oZ6kz)

379 Ahhh. Governor to House. I think the Argentinian dumped him in between

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 12:55 PM (Z6jIs)

380 >>So we now define "fiscally conservative" as a budget that balances in outyear 20 or so?

No, we call that reality. The idea that DC is going to start zeroing out budgets tomorrow is silly. It was always going to be a gradual build down.

Hell, Trump is proposing YUUUGE new spending and has said time after time that he will not touch SS or Medicare, the things that are busting the budget so let's not pretend anyone really gives too much of a crap about debt. Ryan actually ran with Romney on a platform specifically talking about reforming both SS and Medicare. Nancy Pelosi even made an ad about him throwing grandma off a cliff.

Let's see what Ryan does now that he has a Republican President, even one who appears to not be all that interested in the debt.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:55 PM (/tuJf)

381 I've watched Red Heat before.

Posted by: Chupacabra at March 02, 2017 12:56 PM (pRtaC)

382 #ConfessYourRussianConnections on twitter is pretty funny
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 12:36 PM (Om16U)

I met two hot Russian college age waitresses in Gulf Shores, Alabama last summer.

I probably should have stopped by their restaurant like they suggested, but didn't. Oh well.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 02, 2017 12:56 PM (Jcg9Q)

383 362 ace went back to bed or we'd already have another post on the Cat raids.
Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 12:52 PM (TppKb)

He climbed into bed with his Twitter whore.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 12:56 PM (3OAG2)

384 'Cold Civil War'. That seems apt.

******

Great name and turn of a phrase.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2017 12:56 PM (0tfLf)

385

Twitter does butt stuff

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 12:56 PM (Z6jIs)

386 368 As I said up-thread, our son has actually *been* to Russia as a Boy Scout, and we've actually *hosted* Russkie Boy and Girl Scouts in our home.

I denounce myself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:53 PM (PY9jH)

And I once drank with some SOVIET Sailors in Italy...

Yes, I did file a contact report...

Guess that makes me a SPY!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 02, 2017 12:57 PM (NgKpN)

387 I have counterfeit gains burgers smuggled in from Russia all the time!

Posted by: Killerdog at March 02, 2017 12:57 PM (7SC+O)

388 TRUMP wearing MAGA hat
\
hhahahah

Posted by: kallisto - at March 02, 2017 12:57 PM (nNdYv)

389 Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:55 PM (/tuJf)

It's a budget that had zero chance of winning anyways, and it was sold as super duper conservative and fiscally sane.

So that makes an actual budget trying to balance out quickly even MOAR EXTREMIST THEN THE EXTREME RYAN BUDGET EXTREEEEMMMEEEE if one ever gets proposed.

So why even put forth the budget in the first place if it's going to look suspiciously like a Dem budget? There's only political downside to that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 12:57 PM (wmaTe)

390 Yes, the relationship between Hiss and Whitaker Chambers partially became known to HUAC because both talked about seeing a prothonotary warbler.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 02, 2017 12:51 PM (oZ6kz)


This would be an awesome moment in a movie:

NIXON: Mr. Hiss, I understand you're quite the fan of birdwatching.

HISS: Why yes, yes I am. Did you know that just yesterday, I saw the most beautiful prothonotary warbler, big as life, not 50 yards from where I was hiding?

(cue dramatic music)

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 12:57 PM (tgrKG)

391 The internet shall provide:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renee_Ellmers

Kevin McCarthy's downfall.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 12:57 PM (TppKb)

392 Before Trump Open Borders, Unlimited Immigration, Terrible trade deals, global governance, nation building, policing the world, destruction of the dollar, destruction of the Constitution and rule of law. and bailouts were defined as conservative.

I'm was too young to reemebet Regan so In my lifetime conservatives have not conserved anything.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 12:57 PM (OoOd6)

393 Here's The Journalistic Rule: If it is an act by a Democrat, it is inherently for the greater good. That's it. Morality, character, honesty, none of those are factors for them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 12:57 PM (ZO497)

394 Is LeFou gay, or just Gay for Gaston? Because he sort of already was the latter.


Word is that Disney suits have ordered the removal of the mutual masturbation scene between LeFou and Gaston. Now they just snuggle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2017 12:57 PM (8ZskC)

395 I accuse myself of propagating 'Putin riding a laser-beam eyed bear' and other memes. I have furthered Cossack culture by teaching my children and my (hopefully) future father in law the lezginka and various sabre and dagger dances. I am guilty on all counts. **disqualifies self from elected or appointed office.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 12:58 PM (fp08F)

396 The CAT thing is related to a class action suit brought on by shareholders. Insider trading and the like.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 02, 2017 12:58 PM (jAZR9)

397 There's a cat raid? Can we stop it with a laser pointer or two?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 02, 2017 12:58 PM (oZ6kz)

398 HAHAHAHA!

We did more to cheat in this campaign then the rooskies in Chuck Schumer's worst delusions and when we get scolded we become the victim. That First Amendment shit is like having a greased up Zombie Johnnie Cochran in a teflon suit as a spokesman. Maple syrup couldn't stick to us.

Posted by: CNN at March 02, 2017 12:58 PM (a3sfz)

399 If the progs and GOPe get their scalp and Sessions resigns, replace him with Judge Jeanine Pirro.

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 12:36 PM (PY9jH)

Joe Arpaio. He's available.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2017 12:58 PM (WDdjT)

400 >>>I want Jeff Sessions to walk out, grab his sack, and bellow "Hey Chuck, here's your big, meaty resignation. Suck on it."
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 12:09 PM (tgrKG)

Seems unlikely.

Posted by: m at March 02, 2017 12:58 PM (3jGss)

401 When my truck needs a lube job I ask McCarthy to rub his body underneath it.

Posted by: Ipoka Inherarsi Seeking A Forever Job at March 02, 2017 12:58 PM (fqERy)

402 My friend bought me a ticket to see Beauty and the Beast opening night, so I guess I'm going. She won't mind the feminist additions, but knowing her she will be unhappy with the turning LeFou gay. Once I see just how badly Disney has sabotaged one of their most beloved films, I'll report back to the Horde.
Posted by: LizLem at March 02, 2017 12:44 PM (hvf9s)

KTY wants to see it.

Someone pointed out to me that the new Beast is a dead ringer for Baphomet. It is very evil goat-like.
The animated Beast was based on a bull and the tv series on a lion, so I don't understand why Disney would pick a goat. The connotations are disturbing

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 12:59 PM (Om16U)

403 I got a lap dance from a Russian stripper at a NJ Gentleman's Club in 1999.
Does this mean I can't join the Trump administration?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 12:59 PM (7uYFy)

404 >>Talk is cheap.

>>By which, I mean worthless.

So Trump's speech the other night was worthless then. I kind of like it but ok.

If you had listened to the presser you would have heard the status of the bill. Hell, Republican Senators have been all over the news since yesterday talking about the meeting they had yesterday with House members to get briefed on the bill before it is submitted to them.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 12:59 PM (/tuJf)

405 the Logan Act violated my RFRA

Posted by: chelsea danger at March 02, 2017 12:59 PM (jpmvb)

406 see update, kinda fun

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 12:59 PM (8rNrN)

407 these bastards can only function under Lawless conditions. I really believe their fear of sessions is that he will enforce the law.

Posted by: Mortimer- Finish Her! at March 02, 2017 12:59 PM (dyGok)

408 livestream link - Trump on USS Gerald Ford

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tit3FJggTQs

Posted by: kallisto - at March 02, 2017 01:00 PM (nNdYv)

409 If I were Claire McCaskill's husband, I'd be worried about her tendency to claim that certain liaisons and trysts with shady men "don't count" for one reason or another.

Trysting with multiple men at once is apparently okay.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 02, 2017 01:00 PM (QQ+il)

410 >>>47 42 Ya'll gotta be a lot more specific when you use the phrase "The National Laughingstock."

Could be almost anyone, and we're "skimming" not "reading."

Posted by: shibumi at March 02, 2017 12:09 PM (J5mC3)

New name for the WaPo per the Style Guide.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:10 PM (mbhDw)

How about the WAahshington POopyheads.

Posted by: m at March 02, 2017 01:00 PM (3jGss)

411 The animated Beast was based on a bull and the tv series on a lion, so I don't understand why Disney would pick a goat.

A big burly male goat will appeal to the male Arab market.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2017 01:00 PM (8ZskC)

412 Since we're confessing our Russian connections, I've built models of MiG fighter jets.
Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 12:51 PM (7HtZB)


I have knowingly and with premeditation named kitties Viktor, Boris, Katya, Vanya, Misha, and Lydia, and on many occasions, with reckless disregard for national security, rubbed their widdle tummies.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2017 01:00 PM (8nWyX)

413 turning LeFou gay

How come the LGBTQ "community" isn't up in arms about Disney making LeFou gay... Doesn't that name translate to the fool?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 01:01 PM (O2RFr)

414 Pence curled up in a ball and cried like a baby over RFRA, so he can be squishy at times too.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 02, 2017 12:48 PM (Jcg9Q)

I did acknowledge that. And that is a damn shame. But in the aggregate, and as of today, he's solid and also had a big hand in Neil Gorsuch and the other nominees who will replace Kennedy and Baader-Meinhoff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:50 PM (mbhDw)

Sorry, I'm running behind as usual.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 02, 2017 01:01 PM (Jcg9Q)

415 Claire's husband likes to watch.


*runs to bathroom to hurl*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 01:01 PM (PY9jH)

416 402 My friend bought me a ticket to see Beauty and the Beast opening night, so I guess I'm going.


For some reason, we still have full sets of all the Disney movies, including the old Beauty and the Beast on VHS, from back when we owned a video store.

Some day, these will be valuable. (right)

Posted by: jwest at March 02, 2017 01:01 PM (Zs4uk)

417 Since we're confessing our Russian connections, I've built models of MiG fighter jets.
Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 12:51 PM (7HtZB)



I admit to being partial to vodka, especially back in my college days.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 02, 2017 01:02 PM (KUaJL)

418 If I were Claire McCaskill's husband, I'd be worried about her tendency to claim that certain liaisons and trysts with shady men "don't count" for one reason or another.


Oh sure. Have you had a look at Claire McCaskill?

Posted by: Some Shady Men at March 02, 2017 01:02 PM (8ZskC)

419 Ah yes, the famous 'other people were there' defense against treason. It's like an HOV lane for traitors!

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 02, 2017 01:02 PM (oZ6kz)

420 TFG and Mooch named their youngest kid Sasha.

Hmmm.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 01:02 PM (PY9jH)

421 see update, kinda fun

She still lied...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2017 01:03 PM (O2RFr)

422 My Russian connection? Have friends/family that served LDS missions in Russia. Came back indoctrinated with a love of Russian nesting dolls, furry hats, and an overexuberant interest in borscht.

(pro tip mailing stuff to Russia so it does not get ransacked before its destination: label it BIBLES and no one will touch it. Also send boxed milk, the milk there is terrible.)

Posted by: LizLem at March 02, 2017 01:03 PM (hvf9s)

423 "Come on, stop spreading lie and false news."
"Stop spreading lie and false news!"
- Maria Zakharova

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 02, 2017 01:03 PM (TixTl)

424 418 If I were Claire McCaskill's husband, I'd be worried about her tendency to claim that certain liaisons and trysts with shady men "don't count" for one reason or another.


Oh sure. Have you had a look at Claire McCaskill?
Posted by: Some Shady Men at March 02, 2017 01:02 PM (8ZskC)


She's gorgeous. Like Barbara Mikulski.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 01:03 PM (mbhDw)

425 >>>If I were Claire McCaskill's husband, I'd be worried about her tendency to claim that certain liaisons and trysts with shady men "don't count" for one reason or another.

If you were Claire McCaskill's husband, you'd have lots bigger worries than that.

Posted by: m at March 02, 2017 01:03 PM (3jGss)

426 Oh sure. Have you had a look at Claire McCaskill?
Posted by: Some Shady Men at March 02, 2017 01:02 PM (8ZskC)


ikr

As if.

Posted by: kallisto - at March 02, 2017 01:03 PM (nNdYv)

427 "Well, yeah. I talked to the Russian Ambassador, but it wasn't about the election. You're a big poopy-pants for checking up on me too.'

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at March 02, 2017 01:03 PM (qnOHi)

428 Oh, and with clear knowledge and unambiguous intent, I call my angel by the Russian word for 'mouse.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 01:03 PM (fp08F)

429 A big burly male goat will appeal to the male Arab market.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2017 01:00 PM (8ZskC)

So in the sequel Le Fou is torn between his childhood crush Gaston and his new love The Beast. Tormented, he dons a burka and marries them both in a bold new reverse harem act. He also renames himself Le Fouchette.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 01:03 PM (Om16U)

430 Trump's speech was so successful that the expanded Journolistas had an emergency meeting to coordinate that assault on Sessions/Russia. Shadow government is leaking and accusing yet still no evidence on which to base an investigation.

But Hillary has a private server for top secret things, lies repeatedly about it in several ways, and she gets their old friend Lynch. The worst part is they have grabbed the news cycle and most figure there must be some there there, when there are only liars and the MFM fake news.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 02, 2017 01:03 PM (YMJtx)

431 "No call or meeting" "Ever" with a Russian ambassador now means no call or meeting with a Russian Ambassador in which we discussed something other than the Iran deal or adoption and we were alone... or something like that?

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at March 02, 2017 01:03 PM (CLKfs)

432 I'm was too young to reemebet Regan so In my lifetime conservatives have not conserved anything.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
------------

That is because they are not Conservatives. I'm not going to paint the Republican party with a broad brush, simply because I know too many at the grassroots level who *are* Conservatives.

The difficulty is that erstwhile Conservatives drink the water in Washington, and become 'politicians'.

Term Limits, is the best answer, but I don't see it happening.

Honestly, if all of the people who feel strongly about The Swamp were to sit down once a month and hand write a letter to their Congress Critters, they would get the message. But people won't, they are too lazy. Even the people here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 01:04 PM (ZO497)

433
I confess! I confess! I got an email from a woman named Natasha. She told me she loved me and if I sent her money she'd come to America and be with me forever. But first she had to get moose and squirrel.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 01:04 PM (493sH)

434 I got halfway through "War and Peace' and all the way through a book of Anton Chehov's short stories. I also own The Complete James Bond DVD Collection, which of course includes, "From Russia With Love"

Damn! I'll never be able to get a government job now!

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 01:04 PM (7uYFy)

435

There are at least 4 federal agencies at Catipiller, searching 3 facilities in 3 cities including the HQ, accounting and tax divisions have been ordered to stay

IRS

FDIC

Dept of Commerce, Export Security Enforcement

Hmmmm

Seizing emails and records

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 01:04 PM (Z6jIs)

436 >>> 'Cold Civil War'. That seems apt

"Great name and turn of a phrase."

Unfortunately, any use of the words "civil" and "war" together, in the context of the upcoming inevitable national dissolution, will inevitably result in accusations of neo-Confederate racist sympathies. Ask me how I know this.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 01:05 PM (noWW6)

437 If I were Claire McCaskill's husband,

....they would find me swinging in the stairwell.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 02, 2017 01:05 PM (CPk08)

438 Trump's people are apparently holding a seance this weekend at the White House to raise the spirit of Lee Atwater, whose zombie-task it will be to set all this shit straight in a way no one else seems able to.

Posted by: General Zod at March 02, 2017 01:05 PM (Bdeb0)

439 So in other words what McCasket did was infinitely more damaging than anything Sessions could have done even if he had which he didn't.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 01:05 PM (TppKb)

440 Our son brought back a furry hat *with a red star on it* from Russia.

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 01:05 PM (PY9jH)

441 If I were Claire McCaskill's husband, I'd be worried about her tendency to claim that certain liaisons and trysts with shady men "don't count" for one reason or another.

Those guys are probably the junior dudes at the embassy and trysting with her are their initiation.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2017 01:05 PM (0tfLf)

442 Cold Civil War = CCW

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 01:05 PM (Om16U)

443 I've never seen so much HORSESHIT in all my life.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 02, 2017 01:05 PM (Uy6ri)

444 Alright, alright. I admit it.


I prefer playing as the Russians in Call of Duty.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (KUaJL)

445 Oh sure. Have you had a look at Claire McCaskill?
Posted by: Some Shady Men
-----------

Well, it's not as if the Rooskie Ambassador is a prize either.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (ZO497)

446 >>It's a budget that had zero chance of winning anyways, and it was sold as super duper conservative and fiscally sane.

>>So that makes an actual budget trying to balance out quickly even MOAR EXTREMIST THEN THE EXTREME RYAN BUDGET EXTREEEEMMMEEEE if one ever gets proposed.

>>So why even put forth the budget in the first place if it's going to look suspiciously like a Dem budget? There's only political downside to that.

Huh? Have you ever seen a Democrat budget? Doubtful since they haven't bothered with one in over 8 years but it would look nothing like Ryan's. Yes, the left squealed when the saw it. They will squeal no matter what anyone on the right proposes.

Why propose it? Because he was the head of the House Budget Committee, it was his job to propose one even if Obama was going to ignore it. There were also a couple elections over that period and Republicans were running on that budget. They own the House now. It was helpful.

I understand that some people want the House to basically close DC completely and not spend any money at all. That's not going to happen. This is the art of the possible and it is not going to all happen over night no matter how much anyone screams.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (/tuJf)

447 She also violated the Logan Act by not ending all of her tweets with "bub."

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (oZ6kz)

448 Apparently, Claire has been cured of her breast cancer and can now mount bullshit attacks against the AG and President.

O/T We recently received a subpoena for medical records for a patient as well as any correspondence, including emails about the patient's care. I asked our IT department yesterday to search the email server and provide the results to me.

They brought the CD up to me today and I began going through the emails to see what was pertinent, to redact any PHI for other patients, etc. I found quite a few personal conversations interspersed throughout which were all Trump bashing. I so badly want to let these people know I've been reading their emails, but alas, I would be fired.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (vg8iE)

449 I suspect even the plebs are gonna see through the process part of this ploy.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (s9obN)

450 By the way, one of those nitwits is the former communications director for Ted Cruz. No joke.
Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 12:51 PM (K7A0z)
===

Amanda Carpenter? Wasn't she also involved in the takedown of Milo?

Posted by: Independent George at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (BDZWU)

451 IRS

FDIC

Dept of Commerce, Export Security Enforcement


What, those Iranian nuke labs were built with Caterpillar bulldozers?

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (TppKb)

452 In the other matrix, Fake News is real.

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (zoehZ)

453 I have been told that it is a known fact that Jeff Sessions listens to Russian Limbo on the radio!

Resign now!!

Posted by: Congresswoman Maxine Waters at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (3OAG2)

454 Our son brought back a furry hat *with a red star on it* from Russia.


I got one of those hats in Moscow. It's made of sable, which I understand is a form of weasel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (8ZskC)

455 If I were Mc Caskill's husband anytime that she was out of the house I would be grateful.

Posted by: Cheri at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (oiNtH)

456 What if Trump himself calls for an investigation into all this Russia business??
Then what would the Dems do?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (7uYFy)

457 441. 'Prove your dedication to the motherland!'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 01:07 PM (fp08F)

458 Claire is just using the Uncle Leo defense.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 02, 2017 01:07 PM (QQ+il)

459 Moving on Sessions this quickly is bold. Shitty, but bold.
Posted by: ScoggDog


I haff perfected zee strategy of Shartskrieg, in mein underwehrmacht.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 02, 2017 01:07 PM (vRcUp)

460 You're not going to believe this, about three weeks ago, I set a 10% trailing stop-loss on CAT. Looks like it might occur today, or very soon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 01:08 PM (ZO497)

461 444 Alright, alright. I admit it.


I prefer playing as the Russians in Call of Duty.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (KUaJL)

Remember: no Russian.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 02, 2017 01:08 PM (0mRoj)

462 I agree that we're hearing this story today because Trump hit it out of the park the other night. They had to change the subject and get hold of the narrative again.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 01:08 PM (7uYFy)

463
The only reason this is infuriating is because . . .

WITHOUT HELP FROM THE GOP-E, THIS IS A GIANT NOTHING-BURGER.

Fuck the GOP-E.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 01:08 PM (mbhDw)

464 What if Trump himself calls for an investigation into all this Russia business??
Then what would the Dems do?


We have many fine hotels.

Posted by: Toronto at March 02, 2017 01:08 PM (TppKb)

465 If I were Mc Caskill's husband anytime that she was out of the house I would be grateful viewing pr0n.


You're welcome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2017 01:08 PM (8ZskC)

466
If I were Claire McCaskill's husband, I'd be worried about her tendency to claim that certain liaisons and trysts with shady men "don't count" for one reason or another.


If I was Claire McCaskill's husband I'd be glad she is having trysts with shady men and leaving me and might hot young girlfriend alone

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 02, 2017 01:08 PM (lKyWE)

467 A few weeks ago, I went to a hockey game and cheered for Alex Ovechkin.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 02, 2017 01:09 PM (KUaJL)

468 I did acknowledge that. And that is a damn shame. But in the aggregate, and as of today, he's solid and also had a big hand in Neil Gorsuch and the other nominees who will replace Kennedy and Baader-Meinhoff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 12:50 PM (mbhDw)


Right. This suggests that Pence is best when working for someone else. No shame in that, that's the way I am, too, but it does mean he's not really leadership material.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 01:09 PM (tgrKG)

469 I have a pocket watch made in CCCP I bought in Yugoslavia.

I must be some sort of spy.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2017 01:09 PM (eFRS+)

470 Trump's not on until 1330.

Switching livestreams, here - look at kittehs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPv9yKC76hE

Posted by: kallisto - at March 02, 2017 01:09 PM (nNdYv)

471 I must admit, I have listened to The Voice of Russia on short wave a few times.

Posted by: Ipoka Inherarsi Seeking A Forever Job at March 02, 2017 01:09 PM (fqERy)

472 who will replace Kennedy and Baader-Meinhoff.

You're in rare form today.

Posted by: Toronto at March 02, 2017 01:09 PM (TppKb)

473

Its about Catipillar "off shoring ", some are saying

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 01:10 PM (Z6jIs)

474 >>> She also violated the Logan Act by not ending all of her tweets with "bub."
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (oZ6kz)

Is the Logan Act the one named after Wolverine that Pres Trump is going to use to round up all the gay people? Oh sorry I mean minorities. No, wait, mutants, it's mutants! Got my symbolism mixed up.

Posted by: LizLem at March 02, 2017 01:10 PM (hvf9s)

475 I haff perfected zee strategy of Shartskrieg, in mein underwehrmacht.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 02, 2017 01:07 PM (vRcUp)



Trying not to laugh out loud at work

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 01:10 PM (493sH)

476 467 A few weeks ago, I went to a hockey game and cheered for Alex Ovechkin.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 02, 2017 01:09 PM (KUaJL)

A White Russian without a cup.

Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 01:10 PM (7HtZB)

477 I confess. I thought Pavel Chekov was the best character on Star Trek.

Mostly because he had to sit next to a pickle-kissing Asian dude for like 10 million parsecs.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 02, 2017 01:10 PM (4AVeu)

478 You're not going to believe this, about three weeks ago, I set a 10% trailing stop-loss on CAT. Looks like it might occur today, or very soon.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 01:08 PM (ZO497)
---------

WHAT DO YOU KNOW AND WHEN DID YOU KNOW IT

Posted by: bluebell at March 02, 2017 01:10 PM (sBOL1)

479 454. 'Yuri, how you'll laugh! I sold rat-fur unshanka at sable price.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 01:11 PM (fp08F)

480 Me and my buddy Yuri Andropov think this is just hysterical. Man, back in the 80s it was nothing to sell out the country for the sake of the Democrat Party. Good times!

Oops, the Boss needs some attention. C YA

Posted by: Zombie Ted K. at March 02, 2017 01:11 PM (Pqytn)

481 And there's always this:

https://youtu.be/uu3evqjzxyg

Now you're all banned from the Cabinet, forever.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 01:11 PM (TppKb)

482 I have a pocket watch made in CCCP I bought in Yugoslavia.


I will see your commie pocket watch and raise you one cheap Chinese wristwatch on which Mao shakes his little red book at the proletarian masses once every tick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2017 01:11 PM (8ZskC)

483
If I were Claire McCaskill's husband,
you'd have been murdered, and the murder never solved.
Youse could look it up.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 02, 2017 01:11 PM (H5rtT)

484 Well...Hell. Those were real kittehs.

You'd think after all this time I would know not to look.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2017 01:11 PM (0tfLf)

485 472 who will replace Kennedy and Baader-Meinhoff.

You're in rare form today.
Posted by: Toronto at March 02, 2017 01:09 PM (TppKb)


Then you're not here often enough to witness my brilliance!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 01:12 PM (mbhDw)

486 She can claim botox killed her brain. Or something.

Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2017 01:12 PM (8b+oT)

487 Has that slut April birthed her unholy bastard progeny yet ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 01:12 PM (1ZlS3)

488 Chaffetz is a cock-sucker. I remember when the Access-Hollywood tape broke he rushed to go on air announce he could no longer support the GOP nominee.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 02, 2017 01:12 PM (Uy6ri)

489 I got one of those hats in Moscow. It's made of sable, which I understand is a form of weasel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (8ZskC)


Now that's a *real* pussy hat.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 01:12 PM (tgrKG)

490 I got a lap dance from a Russian stripper at a NJ Gentleman's Club in 1999.
Does this mean I can't join the Trump administration?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 12:59 PM (7uYFy)



Only if she peed on your bed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 01:12 PM (493sH)

491 "Amanda Carpenter? Wasn't she also involved in the takedown of Milo?"


She is awful (but cute). But I think the Milo takedown was from the Jeb wing of the Never Trumpers. Rick Wilson, Liz Mair, etc.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 02, 2017 01:12 PM (OD2ni)

492 To stupid bitch said committee members NEVER meet / talk with a foreign Ambassdor. On two separate occasions she tweeted that she did . Imagine the times she met with them when she didn't tweet about it.

Why she did is irrelevant. She lied about meeting /talking with them in the first place. And what is the cow insinuating that her meetings were above board but Sessions weren't and she comes to this conclusion with nothing more than the smell of her own farts.

Posted by: Sam at March 02, 2017 01:12 PM (1ANfd)

493 I did on several occasions attempt to get through Dr. Zhivago in one sitting, but ffs, that thing is like a glacier.

If I denounce my mom by admitting that she loves the movie, does that get me an extra cheese ration in the camps?

Also, I could've sworn non-Latin characters used to work in nicks.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2017 01:12 PM (8nWyX)

494 Strange thing, McCaskill's ex-husband was murdered some years after they were divorced.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 02, 2017 01:12 PM (DnVGN)

495 @438 my rallying cry is don't let Lee Atwater have died in vain.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2017 01:12 PM (eFRS+)

496 McCaskill:
"No call or meeting w/Russian ambassador. Ever."

Nope. No contradiction there.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 01:13 PM (SIY7D)

497 You just know that TFG and ValJar are positively giddy right now.

Barry: "Hey Val, I could have had butt sex with Reggie on the WH lawn and my monkeys in the media would have praised me for being cool and edgy. Bwahahahahaha! Get my minions at MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS and NBC on the phone and tell them to get over here STAT. I've got further orders for them."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 01:13 PM (PY9jH)

498 You'd think after all this time I would know not to look.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2017 01:11 PM (0tfLf)


I haven't yet learned the fine art of punking the Horde.

Posted by: kallisto - at March 02, 2017 01:13 PM (nNdYv)

499 Is the Logan Act the one named after Wolverine that Pres Trump is going to use to round up all the gay people? Oh sorry I mean minorities. No, wait, mutants, it's mutants! Got my symbolism mixed up.
_____________________

No, no, no, no. The Logan Act is where Farrah Fawcett runs away from a machine that disintegrates you on your 30th birthday.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 02, 2017 01:13 PM (4AVeu)

500 'Yuri, how you'll laugh! I sold rat-fur unshanka at sable price.'


You're probably right, but it was a yuuuge, luxurious rat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2017 01:13 PM (8ZskC)

501 Its about Catipillar "off shoring ", some are saying

National Guard recruitment bonus: we're invading the Caymans next week to get brass-plate companies' records.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 01:13 PM (TppKb)

502
Can Sessions simply refuse to recuse himself and tell the left to go get fucked?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 01:13 PM (mbhDw)

503 I also have a Soviet era submariner's medal. Given to me by a Serbian woman.

Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 01:14 PM (7HtZB)

504 And there's always this: https://youtu.be/uu3evqjzxyg
Now you're all banned from the Cabinet, forever.
Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 01:11 PM (TppKb)


And this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLH1x_SGAL4

Posted by: LizLem at March 02, 2017 01:14 PM (hvf9s)

505
Mostly because he had to sit next to a pickle-kissing Asian dude for like 10 million parsecs.

---

that's like 4,300 Kessel runs

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton Mezvinski at March 02, 2017 01:14 PM (oGRue)

506 Has that slut April birthed her unholy bastard progeny yet ?

Posted by: ScoggDog


It has to be done off-camera to conceal that it's a litter of miniatures like from those DirectTV commercials. Can't disappoint our customers overseas, after all.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 02, 2017 01:14 PM (9krrF)

507 WHAT DO YOU KNOW AND WHEN DID YOU KNOW IT

Posted by: bluebell
------------

Received an anonymous tip from some guy named Badenov. It seemed squirrely, but I figured he moose know something.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 01:14 PM (ZO497)

508 Maybe I'm overthinking this but maybe all the media and the Democrats are doing is trying to piss Trump off so much that he's goaded into going after them for revenge and (hopefully, to them) using government resources to do so ......THEN, they get grounds for impeachment.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 01:14 PM (7uYFy)

509 502 That's what the Democrats would do.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 01:14 PM (r/0kC)

510 469. My favorite camera, and the one I use the most often, is a Salyut-S, manufactured in Soviet Union. Makes me a spy, I guess.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 01:14 PM (fp08F)

511 I got a lap dance from a Russian stripper at a NJ Gentleman's Club in 1999.

I ogled a Russian hotel maid in Ireland in 2006.

Or maybe she was Georgian.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 01:15 PM (TppKb)

512 511 I got a lap dance from a Russian stripper at a NJ Gentleman's Club in 1999.

I ogled a Russian hotel maid in Ireland in 2006.

Or maybe she was Georgian.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 01:15 PM (TppKb)

Was she a peach?

Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 01:15 PM (7HtZB)

513 Alright, alright. I admit it.


I prefer playing as the Russians in Call of Duty.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (KUaJL)

I admit it, I probably would have picked the Russians in War Games too.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 02, 2017 01:15 PM (Jcg9Q)

514 485 472 who will replace Kennedy and Baader-Meinhoff.

You're in rare form today.
Posted by: Toronto at March 02, 2017 01:09 PM (TppKb)

Then you're not here often enough to witness my brilliance!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 01:12 PM


Actually there aren't that many of us here that are old enough to even remember Baader-Meinhoff.
And no, they did not open for ABBA in '79 in Munich.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2017 01:16 PM (0tfLf)

515 'Yuri, how you'll laugh! I sold rat-fur unshanka at sable price.'


You're probably right, but it was a yuuuge, luxurious rat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


We will avenge our brother when you least...wait, it's Lent, isn't it? Shit, we're still on the menu...

Posted by: Capybara Liberation Front at March 02, 2017 01:16 PM (9krrF)

516 Can Sessions simply refuse to recuse himself and tell the left to go get fucked?

I think he should.

Question: What does a man do when everything he does is wrong ?

Answer: Any damn thing he wants.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 01:16 PM (1ZlS3)

517 that's like 4,300 Kessel runs

George Takei and Andrea Mitchell both have that kind of deracinated pucker that makes you think they've spent fifty years sucking on a sausage.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 01:16 PM (TppKb)

518 >>Can Sessions simply refuse to recuse himself and tell the left to go get fucked?


Dunno.
I recall Kagan refused to recuse herself from cases that she had been part of when she worked for the WH.
Not like DC is brimming with people who are attentive to avoiding conflict of interest.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 01:16 PM (NOIQH)

519 I prefer playing as the Russians in Call of Duty.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (KUaJL)

Remember: no Russian.
Posted by: Insomniac




Yeah. I shot a shitload of Russians.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2017 01:17 PM (kca06)

520 Recall that outgoing Obama had intel "shared out" with several agencies so that the incoming Trumpsters couldn't destroy the evidence.

This proves the co-ordination and that Obama's inner circle is the point, and that this was plotted out beginning after the election lost.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 01:17 PM (SIY7D)

521 HAHAHAHA!

We did more to cheat in this campaign then the rooskies in Chuck Schumer's worst delusions and when we get scolded we become the victim. That First Amendment shit is like having a greased up Zombie Johnnie Cochran in a teflon suit as a spokesman. Maple syrup couldn't stick to us.
Posted by: CNN at March 02, 2017 12:58 PM (a3sfz)

and This is what we fight.
aollusion all the way. with love letters sent back and forth with the progressives (of any stripe) and the media using the same wrecking ball tactic we are using Trump for.

But ours is actually to break up the monopoly of pwer and give it back to the people as it is meant to be.

stupid livs don't get that, they are being led around by the nose By Their leaders Own admission, yet they won't grok this. they won't be children forever they will LIVE the result of their bowing down to those that would steal every right and freedom from them and their children they will have one day.

Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 01:17 PM (R7cwD)

522 I once pointed to a Yugo and laughed. Patriotic see?

Posted by: Ipoka Inherarsi Seeking A Forever Job at March 02, 2017 01:17 PM (fqERy)

523 Was she a peach?

Other kind of Georgia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLH1x_SGAL4

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 01:17 PM (TppKb)

524 SO basically it is ok to meet with Russia over giving Iran some deal, but not ok to meet with Russia for any other reason

I am not saying give Russia anything, just wondering why helping the Iranians out is ok, but everything else is bad?

Posted by: William Eaton at March 02, 2017 01:17 PM (MuTTO)

525 My dad bought an AK a few years ago. It was made in Czechoslovakia, but I don't expect the media to know or care about the difference.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 02, 2017 01:17 PM (KUaJL)

526 Can Sessions simply refuse to recuse himself and tell the left to go get fucked?

Yes. The magic words are, "Go fuck yourself," repeated three times.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2017 01:18 PM (8ZskC)

527 "Senator Sessions has withdrawn himself from consideration for the role of Attorney General. President Trump's son, Barron Trump, will be installed in that position. Senator Sessions has agreed to serve as his legal regent/equerry. There will be no questions today. That is all."

Posted by: General Zod at March 02, 2017 01:18 PM (Bdeb0)

528

Caterpillar has 100 year old ties with, and operations in..........RUSSIA

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 01:18 PM (Z6jIs)

529 I ogled a Russian hotel maid in Ireland in 2006.

Or maybe she was Georgian.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 01:15 PM (TppKb)



Was she on your my my my my mind? I confess to knowing the lyrics to Back in the USSR!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 01:18 PM (493sH)

530 sorry a little wordy there.
but I believe this . Sad .

Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 01:18 PM (R7cwD)

531 Brosay granatu!

(Use your grenade!)

Posted by: Spetsnav Soldier from Call of Duty at March 02, 2017 01:18 PM (4AVeu)

532 522 I once pointed to a Yugo and laughed. Patriotic see?
Posted by: Ipoka Inherarsi Seeking A Forever Job at March 02, 2017 01:17 PM (fqERy)


Liquor In the Front, Poker In the Rear?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 01:19 PM (mbhDw)

533 Yes. The magic words are, "Go fuck yourself," repeated three times.

Salami, Salami, Baloney.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 01:19 PM (TppKb)

534 This is all targetd at the GOPe. The public doesn't care. Crazy libs already belive this stuff. Trump's fans don't care. This is directed at weak needed GOP members.

Jeff Sessions should do what Rush said, that he did talk to the ambassador - about their grandchildren and golf.

Posted by: reality man at March 02, 2017 01:19 PM (xOBRH)

535 who will replace Kennedy and Baader-Meinhoff.
----------

Could be me, apparently. I was grabbed twice in Europe, once by the Germans, once by the Belgians. In both cases on account of resemblance to one of those guys.

Posted by: Anon at March 02, 2017 01:19 PM (/ZEVC)

536 Vrag ubit!

(Enemy is dead!)

Posted by: Spetsnav Soldier from Call of Duty at March 02, 2017 01:20 PM (4AVeu)

537 I rooted for the Russians when i watched "Enemy at the Gates"

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 02, 2017 01:20 PM (oGRue)

538 My dad bought an AK a few years ago. It was made in My dad bought an AK a few years ago. It was made in Czechoslovakia, but I don't expect the media to know or care about the difference.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 02, 2017 01:17 PM (KUaJL), but I don't expect the media to know or care about the difference.



Czechoslovakia, it's not like it's Moscow. It's like Wisconsin

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 01:20 PM (493sH)

539 back to POTUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IbexUSAD4Q

Posted by: kallisto - at March 02, 2017 01:20 PM (nNdYv)

540
If Anthony Kennedy steps down, Trump needs to nominate someone who is even more strictlly constitutionalist than Scalia.

WAR.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 01:21 PM (mbhDw)

541 I had a Russian dog
Boris Yelpsin

Posted by: Edd Zachary at March 02, 2017 01:21 PM (qcIQ8)

542 I got drunk with Soviet officials at a diplomatic dinner for the Kastoria Fur Festival in Greece. So that means I am right out for any administration job.

To be fair, the vodka bottles couldn't be resealed once they were open, and both sides had their respective security guys watching in stony silence. And we all hated retsina. But I probably shouldn't have started the conga line.

Posted by: moki at March 02, 2017 01:21 PM (gfRCk)

543 I have a world amp with Russia on it. And I drank vodka in my youth.

Posted by: Ripley at March 02, 2017 01:21 PM (1BQGO)

544 One of the chief reasons why it's "RUSSIA!!!11" 24/7...

...that negates any traction for a "Hmm, let's take a look at the Mexican govts meddling with our election(s).

...or the ChiComs interference.

...or the Saudis / muzzies inference.

Pure and simple.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 02, 2017 01:21 PM (ry4ab)

545 Come to think of it: Sessions should investigate Obama's people and congress over Iranian ties considering this deal was such BS handout...someone had to have been bribed or something.

Oh wait! Iran and Boeing Sign $16.6 Billion Deal on Sale of 80 Aircraft...

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/11/world/middleeast/iran-boeing-airplane-deal.html?_r=0

Yea...I think this should be looked into by Sessions. Get some Special Texas Rangers to look into it.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 02, 2017 01:21 PM (MuTTO)

546 Could be me, apparently. I was grabbed twice in Europe, once by the Germans, once by the Belgians. In both cases on account of resemblance to one of those guys.
Posted by: Anon
------------

Incidentally, a clearly hostile guy holding an MP5 on you has a way of arresting your attention.

Posted by: Anon at March 02, 2017 01:22 PM (/ZEVC)

547 526 Can Sessions simply refuse to recuse himself and tell the left to go get fucked?

Yes. The magic words are, "Go fuck yourself," repeated three times.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2017 01:18 PM (8ZskC)


That plus PDT reciting Rush's monologue from today should bury this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 01:22 PM (mbhDw)

548 http://16004-presscdn-0-50.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-
content/uploads/mccaskill-lies-russians-370x248.jpg

Photograph of Claire McCaskill not meeting Russian ambassador while meeting Russian ambassador.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 01:22 PM (ZFUt7)

549 "Yes. The magic words are, "Go fuck yourself," repeated three times."


Talk dirty to me!

Posted by: Alexa at March 02, 2017 01:22 PM (OD2ni)

550 Navy dudes singing expeditionary music

Posted by: kallisto - at March 02, 2017 01:22 PM (nNdYv)

551 What if Trump himself calls for an investigation into all this Russia business??
Then what would the Dems do?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 01:06 PM (7uYFy)


Scream "We meant your administration only, not *our* connections too! Unfair!"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 02, 2017 01:22 PM (hLRSq)

552 Czechoslovakia, it's not like it's Moscow. It's like Wisconsin

THAT'S THE CZECH REPUBLIC, WINGNUT!!!

No, wait.

THAT'S CZECHIA, WINGNUT!!!!

Posted by: The Czech Republic, Wait, No, Czechia. Yeah, Czechia. at March 02, 2017 01:23 PM (8ZskC)

553 438
Trump's people are apparently holding a seance this weekend at the White
House to raise the spirit of Lee Atwater, whose zombie-task it will be
to set all this shit straight in a way no one else seems able to.
----------
Hell, it was Atwater himself who opened these floodgates just before he became a ghost by apologizing for "abusing" the dirty lil Duke in 1988. As a native BayStater, I can assure you Dukakis got about 5% of the harshness he deserved...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 02, 2017 01:23 PM (DnVGN)

554 King Pimp Troll is totally stealing dat shit from the Ace O' to the S-Dog. And since he used it on that whore Twitter that only propa for my appropriatin'

Posted by: King Pimp Troll at March 02, 2017 01:24 PM (87y4e)

555
George Takei and Andrea Mitchell both have that kind of deracinated pucker that makes you think they've spent fifty years sucking on a sausage.
Posted by: JEM


Well, at least George did.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 01:24 PM (IqV8l)

556 Obama has gotten away with so much for so long that he believes himself immune.

I wouldn't make him a martyr, but if I'm Trump I'd do everything I can to burn people in Obama's circle. I'd go medieval on their asses.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 01:25 PM (SIY7D)

557 Incidentally, a clearly hostile guy holding an MP5 on you has a way of arresting your attention.

Well, serves you right for adopting '70s German Terrorist hair styles, right?

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 01:25 PM (TppKb)

558 552 Czechoslovakia, it's not like it's Moscow. It's like Wisconsin

THAT'S THE CZECH REPUBLIC, WINGNUT!!!

No, wait.

THAT'S CZECHIA, WINGNUT!!!!
Posted by: The Czech Republic, Wait, No, Czechia. Yeah, Czechia. at March 02, 2017 01:23 PM (8ZskC)

He killed 15 Czechoslovakians! He's an interior decorator!

Posted by: Paulie Walnuts at March 02, 2017 01:25 PM (7HtZB)

559
514 485 472 who will replace Kennedy and Baader-Meinhoff.

You're in rare form today.
Posted by: Toronto at March 02, 2017 01:09 PM (TppKb)

Then you're not here often enough to witness my brilliance!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 01:12 PM

Actually there aren't that many of us here that are old enough to even remember Baader-Meinhoff.
And no, they did not open for ABBA in '79 in Munich.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2017 01:16 PM (0tfLf)

Nobody knows about the splinter group Worser-Meinhoff.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 02, 2017 01:25 PM (FtrY1)

560 Incidentally, a clearly hostile guy holding an MP5 on you has a way of arresting your attention.
====================

It is a good thing that you understand international sign language.

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2017 01:25 PM (Pqytn)

561 THAT'S CZECHIA, WINGNUT!!!!

Ahem.

Posted by: Slovakia at March 02, 2017 01:26 PM (TppKb)

562 I watched Tarkovsky's Solaris, but I might have slept through parts of it.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 02, 2017 01:26 PM (gLNAv)

563 Navy dudes singing expeditionary music




Viking raiding songs?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2017 01:26 PM (kca06)

564 now service anthems

Posted by: kallisto - at March 02, 2017 01:26 PM (nNdYv)

565 Received an anonymous tip from some guy named Badenov. It seemed squirrely, but I figured he moose know something.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 01:14 PM (ZO497)
--------



You're one of my favorites, you know.

Posted by: bluebell at March 02, 2017 01:26 PM (sBOL1)

566 There's a couple of good TV things on Carlos the Jackal that give insight into the politico-terrorist-anarchists that had sway in the 1970s

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 01:27 PM (SIY7D)

567 It is time to dig through closets and find some democrat skeletons. Then unleash the fury of the DOJ IRS on them. Another B.S. claim from the dems - wins them another round in the barrel with investigators and IGs crawling all over them. Rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 02, 2017 01:27 PM (jxbfJ)

568 Again: You just lost a huge election. Bottom line--because hundreds of thousands of voters who voted for you before voted for the other guy. What do you do to win them back?

(a) advocate polices that will benefit those lost voters?
(b) accuse the other side of cheating?
(c) accuse the other side of cheating AND call those who voted for him racists?

The Democrats have settled on (c).

Guess who cares about cheating? Losers, that's who.

Name one sports team that lost fans over being accused of cheating.

The Super Bowl winners Patriots and the National Championship Crimson Tide chuckle quietly.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 02, 2017 01:27 PM (AmMfi)

569 Nood

Posted by: Flyboy at March 02, 2017 01:27 PM (v0mnF)

570 You Baader, you Baader, you bet! Wooo....

Posted by: Pete Townsend at March 02, 2017 01:27 PM (7HtZB)

571 562 That's just what a Russian agent would say!

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 01:27 PM (r/0kC)

572 So, are the unwashed masses catching on that this is ridiculous and the Dems lie all the time?

Posted by: Emmie at March 02, 2017 01:27 PM (xVuS6)

573 True fact: Russian families who hosted our Boy Scouts gave them camo flasks of vodka to bring home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 01:27 PM (PY9jH)

574 'she says there were other people present so that also doesn't count.'

Others? That makes it a CONSPIRACY!

It goes Deeper Than We Even Thought(tm).

McCaskill-Gate is A Cancer Eating on the Obama Presidency(tm)!

Democracy Dies in Pooh-Flinging Missouri Monkey Madness

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 02, 2017 01:27 PM (/4bOy)

575 omg Navy Hymn

*swoons*

Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2017 01:30 PM (8nWyX)

576 I watched Tarkovsky's Solaris, but I might have slept through parts of it.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 02, 2017 01:26 PM (gLNAv)



Now, give yourself a real thrill and Watch the George Clooney version of "Solaris".

Just.....awful.

It's shorter but makes the Tarkovsky "Solaris" seem like "The Road Warrior".


Plus, Bad acting.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 02, 2017 01:30 PM (vZ9Fw)

577 Newd

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 02, 2017 01:30 PM (hLRSq)

578 Here's an idea: Arizona has a recall law. A recall can be filed against ANY public officer on any grounds. A petition is required, with the number of signatures required being 25% of the total votes cast during the last election for that position. So for John McCain, a petition with 632,300 could trigger a recall election. It's time to send a message to these asshats that keep bowing to media narrative. There are 19 states that have recall provisions. Maybe it's time to start threatening their livelihoods.

Posted by: pete at March 02, 2017 01:34 PM (meg+g)

579 Ace was a bit late on that Cosby thing too

Posted by: Him at March 02, 2017 01:34 PM (No+Gi)

580 >>>177 Fuck you. Next question.
Posted by: Sean Spicer many times at today's press briefing at March 02, 2017 12:27 PM (4sHXv)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at March 02, 2017 01:49 PM (3jGss)

581 Rush just quoted a tweet from a National Laughingstock reporter who has looked at the Sessions time line carefully and doesn't think there is anything there, and that the Demonrats are overplaying their hand.

Posted by: An Observation at March 02, 2017 01:50 PM (1ijvk)

582 556
Obama has gotten away with so much for so long that he believes himself immune.



I wouldn't make him a martyr, but if I'm Trump I'd do everything I
can to burn people in Obama's circle. I'd go medieval on their asses.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 01:25 PM (SIY7D)

^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS
Make them sweat more than the PWC accountants at the Oscars.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 02, 2017 01:52 PM (jxbfJ)

583 I spent four years underground on a job thanks to the Russians.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 02, 2017 02:00 PM (AjjIl)

584 Claire McCaskill thinks other humans are consuming too much and are warming the planet.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 02, 2017 02:16 PM (nFwvY)

585 Didn't Caterpillar recently announce they were moving their HQs to Chicago? I thought why would any company want to move to their HQs to that shit hole city?

Posted by: Jolo at March 02, 2017 02:21 PM (M238e)

586 why would any company want to move to their HQs to that shit hole city?

Axe-tay ebates-ray. Plus, have you ever been to Peoria? Now THAT'S a shithole...

Posted by: Fresh Air at March 02, 2017 02:34 PM (eJdkv)

587

test

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at March 02, 2017 02:44 PM (aBDYc)

588 What are you testing?

Posted by: Ok at March 02, 2017 02:54 PM (K2SnJ)

589 Personalize it, polarize it ...

Posted by: Wontsubmit at March 02, 2017 03:23 PM (zj+JZ)

590 Let's just repeal the Logan Act already, it was an evil plot by Alexander Hamilton to exact revenge against Jefferson and the Democratic-Republicans after Dr Logan prevented him from going to war with France on the side of England who was pressing US sailors, seizing our ships and cargos and arming the indians against our settlers in Mississippi and Ohio.

A war that papers revealed 200 years ago show he was trying to gin up. While why is a matter of debate, most claim he wanted the personal glory a war with Spain would provide, others alleged that he also wanted it so he could raise an army to destroy his political opponents after his use of his treasonous and unconstitutional Sedition Act was used to imprison Matthew Lyon a congressman for opposing his policies.

The Logan Act is unconstitutional, has only been used once, 215 years ago in a political prosecution for something less advanced than what Yes California is up to, but never brought to trial. It is one of the last gesitiges of the Aluen and Sedition acts as well.

So the press will accuse us of treason, of hating our country while they don't stand for those who die for it. But they accuse is anyway and this law is odious to any person who doesn't want to abolish the Bill of Rights Hamilton so openly loathed.

Posted by: Roy LC at March 02, 2017 03:35 PM (wdHQo)

591 Can we please just start launching these people out of trebuchet? Like people pumpkins It could be broadcast on live t.v.

Posted by: southdakotaboy at March 02, 2017 03:48 PM (JaJ3u)

592 i don't think mccaskill's hubby has anything to worry about! have you seen that pig-faced cow?

Posted by: Larry Schuff at March 02, 2017 05:13 PM (Jr6/C)

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