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J.J. Sefton:
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Oh Dear, Make the Stupid Stop Already
Witches are going to cast a spell tonight on Donald Trump and supporters to drive him out of office.
Witches will protest President Donald Trump on Friday at midnight by casting a spell under the crescent moon The purpose of the binding spell is to stop President Trump from doing harm and banish him from office Among the objects required to complete this spell are an unflattering photo of Trump, a tiny orange candle, a Tower tarot card and bowls of water and salt After lighting the small candle that has President Trump's name carved onto it, participants must begin the new chant that was written just for this spell 'I call upon you / To bind / Donald J. Trump / So that he may fail utterly / That he may do no harm/To any human soul,' says the chant The lyrics also take aim at President Trump's supporters, with the lines: 'Bind them in chains / Bind their tongues / Bind their works / Bind their wickedness'I could tell you one celebrity is taking part, but that would be a lie, because it's Lana Del Rey who wasn't really a celebrity even when the PR machine was pushing (hard) for her to be one, and then you'll just go "Who TF is Lana Del Rey?" and I'll have to say "I don't really know, I think she tried to be a singer for a few years." Below, a video which is, as far as I know, the most enduring song of Lana Del Rey.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2017 06:27 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 24, 2017 06:27 PM (urgYo)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 06:27 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 24, 2017 06:28 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Joey "Fingers" Biden at February 24, 2017 06:28 PM (4bKiB)
The elderly on on Medicare you fucking stupid cum dumpster.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2017 06:28 PM (4ErVI)
My ex girlfriend, nice Jewish girl from Brooklyn, is now a wiccan.
But I think she's with Wiccans for Trump, so it's all good.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:28 PM (mbhDw)
Not the optic-friendly thing to be wishing for during African-American Heritage Month.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 24, 2017 06:28 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:29 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 24, 2017 06:29 PM (cm1Bl)
Not the optic-friendly thing to be wishing for during African-American Heritage Month.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 24, 2017 06:28 PM (4YGWz)
Channeling Joe Bidet, no doubt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:29 PM (mbhDw)
I picked up on that earlier today when you said it.
I'm sure you have stories ... but, being the gentleman you are ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 06:29 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at February 24, 2017 06:30 PM (jxw6R)
Also, 20 bucks says at least one of these daffy twits has written "The Craft" fanfiction.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 24, 2017 06:30 PM (urgYo)
Posted by: DaveM at February 24, 2017 06:31 PM (WFjXF)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 24, 2017 06:31 PM (wwd4n)
i'm listening.
Posted by: ace, occasional expert in occultism and Robin Tunney's Hooters at February 24, 2017 06:31 PM (8rNrN)
I picked up on that earlier today when you said it.
I'm sure you have stories ... but, being the gentleman you are ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 06:29 PM (fiGNd)
Oh man. Smoking hot and adored me. We reconnected about 12 years ago and she was in a shitty marriage and I had already dated someone else in a shitty marriage and didn't want to go down that road again.
I regret it, but you'd think she would've cast a spell on me! Sheesh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:31 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Crabtree at February 24, 2017 06:31 PM (wKcXL)
Posted by: Woooooooah at February 24, 2017 06:31 PM (MYw3Q)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at February 24, 2017 06:32 PM (a3sfz)
Meh. Shove it up their endora . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:32 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Spartan Fan at February 24, 2017 06:32 PM (trA7e)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:33 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 06:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 06:33 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:34 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: blaster at February 24, 2017 06:34 PM (HV1LS)
In the words of that wise Philosopher Nelson Muntz;
HA HA!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 24, 2017 06:34 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:34 PM (8rNrN)
Hail, hail, fire and snow,
call the asshole, we will go . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:35 PM (mbhDw)
She is a very attractive woman.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 06:35 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2017 06:35 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 06:35 PM (2mC6G)
In the words of that wise Philosopher Nelson Muntz;
HA HA!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 24, 2017 06:34 PM (pY+s4)
Okay, now I'm really going to lobby Spicer for that press pass. If Katy Pavlich gets one, Sefton should get one!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:35 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:36 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 24, 2017 06:36 PM (urgYo)
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 24, 2017 06:36 PM (cm1Bl)
Only $49.99 a jar!
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 24, 2017 06:36 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at February 24, 2017 06:36 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 24, 2017 06:36 PM (t2jUW)
Turner, yes. Del Ray?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:36 PM (mbhDw)
GAINZZZ
and
BRIAN STELTER
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:36 PM (8rNrN)
I just spit up seltzer (not Stetler) on my monitor!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:37 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: E.T. at February 24, 2017 06:38 PM (9n0dl)
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at February 24, 2017 06:38 PM (csov+)
Posted by: Woooooooah at February 24, 2017 06:38 PM (MYw3Q)
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2017 06:38 PM (qUNWi)
Yeah, I'd hit it. Nice breasteses.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:38 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: broseidon o
um, sure. Hey, it's really fun painting this fence, too. Wanna try it?!?!
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:39 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at February 24, 2017 06:39 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2017 06:39 PM (yL25O)
Here's an actual old-school magic spell:
TCELES B HSUP
Posted by: Matoya the Witch at February 24, 2017 06:39 PM (jh6SF)
Even without knowing these people or their foibles, your insults are poetry.
(even though I'm serious - was that a good suck-up to the blogfather, folks?)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2017 06:39 PM (QDnY+)
Perhaps that desalinated from Hillary's flopsweat?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 06:40 PM (ZO497)
"Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad", and the self - destruction, at this rate, is going to be epic.
Epic !
I'm gonna go find something to drink.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 24, 2017 06:40 PM (Oeb2k)
"Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!"
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 24, 2017 06:41 PM (urgYo)
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2017 06:41 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mrs. Lot at February 24, 2017 06:41 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 06:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: MJ at February 24, 2017 06:41 PM (QSnbM)
Well he answers the phone with a chipper "Hello".
"What's going on?", I ask.
"I'm at work" he tells me cheerfully.
He's been doing temp work since he got laid off his HVAC gig.
"Where you working?" I prod.
"2nd shift, rec center. Women's college semi-final swim meet. Oh. Oh wow. Can I call you back tomorrow?".
"Sure. I'll be..."
Posted by: krakatoa at February 24, 2017 06:41 PM (RCS9o)
Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDeskLivesMatter at February 24, 2017 06:41 PM (16mmj)
Posted by: Marina Del Ray at February 24, 2017 06:41 PM (Tyii7)
..........
with her face down, ass up on the casting couch.
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 06:42 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ghbucky at February 24, 2017 06:42 PM (D2q91)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 24, 2017 06:42 PM (pY+s4)
..........
with her face down, ass up on the casting couch.
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 06:42 PM (HgMAr)
Shelly Winters method acting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:43 PM (mbhDw)
Pretty much a curb-stomp for a major network, in the WH press area. Not something you see, well, can't recall ever seeing it.
Hilarious.
Less funny? The administration's surrender to a judicial coup, to be formalized next week. Any public info on number of admissions from the 7 countries, since the courts seized control of admissions policy? Wonder if Consular Affairs and the intel community and CBP have added the district courts to their clearance list for issuing new policy. Might save time.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2017 06:43 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:43 PM (8rNrN)
Does she have any video's available over at xhamster? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 24, 2017 06:42 PM (pY+s4)
"This is an Ex - Hamster!"
- - Richard Gere
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 24, 2017 06:44 PM (urgYo)
None
Posted by: MJ
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I'm betting on circlets, woven from...what?... Bitterroot? Wormwood?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 06:44 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 24, 2017 06:44 PM (urgYo)
He's your Huckleberry.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:45 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 06:45 PM (NdM46)
.............
I'm there. I think they all need to see my penis.
Just hope they're not really OLD witches, like in their teens.
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at February 24, 2017 06:45 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Marina Del Ray at February 24, 2017 06:45 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: broseidon
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You bet it is!
But...I couldn't let just anyone do this job.
Posted by: Tom Sawyer at February 24, 2017 06:45 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: The Society of Witches Who Are Cuddling Up With A Nice Warm Netflix Tonight at February 24, 2017 06:45 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 06:45 PM (NdM46)
Go grab a cold one!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:45 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 06:45 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 06:45 PM (NdM46)
Is that gay lingo or something?
Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 06:45 PM (2mC6G)
Gay lingo. Like fellatio?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:46 PM (mbhDw)
Pac Man Fever clearly wins this battle.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 24, 2017 06:46 PM (urgYo)
Posted by: Hillary The Witch at February 24, 2017 06:46 PM (DW+jj)
Fire burn, and caldron bubble
Drive the Trump from within us
Let us grab them by the puss
Bring large the spawn of Hubbell
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 06:47 PM (ZFUt7)
"... Friday at midnight by casting a spell under the crescent moon"
The moon won't be up at midnight, so the spell won't work
Posted by: RTW at February 24, 2017 06:47 PM (YVtDq)
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 24, 2017 06:47 PM (cOHS7)
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There is a 100% chance that everyone has a dream catcher hanging from the broken rear view mirror of a Geo Metro.
Posted by: MJ at February 24, 2017 06:47 PM (QSnbM)
I completely forgot that when I put up Pac Man Fever.
Brain, you're mysterious and wonderful!!!
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:47 PM (8rNrN)
Her lyrics are dark as hell, she has serious issues, but I find her attractive.
But then...I like Pepsi.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 06:47 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:46 PM (mbhDw)
---
I knew a fella, Tio.
Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 06:47 PM (2mC6G)
so, if a few hunters show up and bury a silver knife into their forehead things will be cool right? Right??
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 24, 2017 06:47 PM (aMlLZ)
That doesn't sound legitimate. I'm now a bit suspicious.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 24, 2017 06:47 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Vodka 4 the win at February 24, 2017 06:48 PM (A+5rv)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 24, 2017 06:48 PM (R+30W)
Ace ... you are a picky fellow. But - I guess at 29 ... that's your perogative.
I'd hit it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 06:48 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Dick Cheney at February 24, 2017 06:48 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 06:48 PM (P0DTV)
Posted by: Warlocks For Trump at February 24, 2017 06:49 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 06:49 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 24, 2017 06:49 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Marina Del Ray at February 24, 2017 06:41 PM (Tyii7)
............
Less fishy smell, too.
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 06:49 PM (HgMAr)
Of course Wiccans are Leftists!
Do you know what a Wiccan is?
A Wiccan is a growed-up Emo Goth chick.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 06:49 PM (P0DTV)
Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 06:49 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 24, 2017 06:49 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 06:49 PM (NOIQH)
I'd hit it.
...
i don't mean she's too old, I mean if you were waiting her to flower into a beauty, nope, not gonna happen. The flowering moment came and went ten years ago. She's just going to keep on looking weird.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:50 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Corndog at February 24, 2017 06:50 PM (p3eEq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 06:50 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 06:50 PM (P0DTV)
Back in Obama's first month, things were pretty much like this, right?
Cabinet appointees slandered and approved on party-line votes, calls for impeachment from multiple senior sitting GOP elected officials, courts completely abandoning the law and constitution and seizing executive power, governors calling for refusal to cooperate with Washington, press in an insane hysteria desperately sliming and undermining the new president, astroturfed demonstrations including violent ones, death threat fantasies being openly discussed by public figures, and even witches putting spells on Bambi to doom him.
Kind of like that?
Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2017 06:51 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at February 24, 2017 06:51 PM (DW+jj)
I thought the video would have been "I Put a Spell On You."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:29 PM (mbhDw)
++++
Heh. Trump should respond to the witches with his very own rendition of that song.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 24, 2017 06:51 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 06:51 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 06:51 PM (0mRoj)
Betcha I'm gonna lead a longer and happier life if I don't look that up on Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 24, 2017 06:51 PM (Oeb2k)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
When you've lost the Wiccans, can the manbuns be far off? Looks like an early night for Trump.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 06:51 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2017 06:51 PM (4ErVI)
Trump Will Be Gone
Will Be Gone
Be Gone
Gone
In No Time
No Time
Trump Will Be Gone In No Time
Posted by: Washed Up Stars of the 80's and 90's at February 24, 2017 06:51 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:51 PM (8rNrN)
She look downright fuckable on her album covers.
Can't say I have ever heard a single song, though.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 06:51 PM (ktw54)
Collagen?
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (8rNrN)
Boehner was the biggest problem and obstructionist while he was the so-called Speaker of the House than anyone in decades. The druncken asshole did more against the conservative movement than Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: Vodka 4 the win at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (A+5rv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Paolo at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (/tuJf)
Kind of like that?
Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2017 06:51 PM (QDnY+)
---
Absolutely. And if it weren't for the Men in Black flashy-thinging everybody more people would remember.
Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:46 PM (mbhDw)
You can't have fellatio without a fella.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (a3sfz)
apparently all the men on this blog are pirates who have been at sea for 10 years
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (8rNrN)
Fair point.
My rule is simple - if they're less ugly than me - I'm all in.
That leaves an incredibly wide field to play on.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (fiGNd)
Collagen?
The rendered fat of unbaptized infants.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (LTHVh)
True story, this is no shit and all that.
Most of them are loony, lonely hypocrites. The real ones are scary evil.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (NdM46)
...........
Hey, if I want that kinky shit I'll go to Munich.
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 06:53 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 06:53 PM (qDXcp)
Oh, FFS. Is everyone on the left dry humping the closest thing they can get a hold of?
It's beyond ridiculous.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2017 06:53 PM (UGWs/)
Posted by: Jean at February 24, 2017 06:53 PM (zZb/S)
I thought the video would have been "I Put a Spell On You."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:29 PM (mbhDw)
++++
Heh. Trump should respond to the witches with his very own rendition of that song.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 24, 2017 06:51 PM (R+30W)
"I put a spell on you,
and it's an incredible spell, the best!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:53 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 06:53 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Guy Who Says "Really" to Unsurprising Disclosures at February 24, 2017 06:53 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 06:54 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (8rNrN)
Close, married for 8. Those manatees are starting to look good...
You really don't find her attractive in that Born to Die video?
Ah well, some of my friends don't find Mila Jovovich attractive.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 06:54 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 06:54 PM (QDr6b)
'Bind them in chains / Bind their tongues / Bind their works / Bind their wickedness'
MOAR CHEEZ!!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2017 06:54 PM (UGWs/)
Another cray-cray celebrity. Who hates Trump. How original.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 06:54 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 24, 2017 06:54 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:46 PM (mbhDw)
You can't have fellatio without a fella.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (a3sfz)
And that is the nub of the argument, and bone of contention with the tranny bathroom deal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:54 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 24, 2017 06:54 PM (EnKk6)
and it's an incredible spell, the best!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:53 PM (mbhDw)
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It's good. But there's too little repetition. And no "very, very"s.
Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 06:55 PM (2mC6G)
I'll have served 21 years next week. Sit the fuck down, Romeo.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 06:55 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Jean at February 24, 2017 06:55 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: MJ
Content enhanced.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 06:55 PM (NBHj5)
really
Posted by: Guy Who Says "Really" to Unsurprising Disclosures at February 24, 2017 06:53 PM (8rNrN)
LoL
I know, cliche...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 06:55 PM (NdM46)
It's become real entertainment. Even the shit that isn't actually crazy is just silly beyond belief.
Given that the Democrat Party is imploding and is going to cease to exist as a national party, the problem now is how to prevent the GOP from following them to the left.
I have no confidence that there's a way to do that.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 24, 2017 06:55 PM (97XyN)
and it's an incredible spell, the best!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:53 PM (mbhDw)
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It's good. But there's too little repetition. And no "very, very"s.
Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 06:55 PM (2mC6G)
Brevity is the soul of wit. And it's so brief it's the most incredible brief thing ever. The best.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: VOX Splainer at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (cOHS7)
I'll have served 21 years next week. Sit the fuck down, Romeo.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 06:55 PM (fiGNd)
I'm so, so sorry.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (NdM46)
No sailors without port call for 10 years, just permanent beer-goggles (without beer).
Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Woooooooah at February 24, 2017 06:38 PM (MYw3Q)
Go ahead, laugh...
Posted by: Newt Gingrich at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (Ya7zs)
Portland PD does not tolerate immature leftist terrorists when they try to do a roadblock "protest"
Keep your eye on the jerkoff with the megaphone..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhQ9PoGlet4
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (P0DTV)
and it's an incredible spell, the best!"
4 Pinocchios!
Can you believe what a LIAR this guy us?!?!
Posted by: WashPost Fact-checker at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (ktw54)
Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (egzLR)
Back in Obama's first month, things were pretty much like this, right?
Cabinet appointees slandered and approved on party-line votes, calls for impeachment from multiple senior sitting GOP elected officials, courts completely abandoning the law and constitution and seizing executive power, governors calling for refusal to cooperate with Washington, press in an insane hysteria desperately sliming and undermining the new president, astroturfed demonstrations including violent ones, death threat fantasies being openly discussed by public figures, and even witches putting spells on Bambi to doom him.
Kind of like that?
Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2017 06:51 PM (QDnY+)
oh no, you don't remember the truth squad? The prosecutors and elected officials that said they would prosecute anybody who spoke falsehoods about Obama? You know, the ones that should have been machine gunned on TV while they flapped their lips for thinking they were running soviet Russia.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:54 PM (mbhDw)
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Bigots. All you need is the equipment, and girls have that too these days--from what I hear.
And some guys need tampons....
Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (8rNrN)
............
Arr. The crack of dawn be not safe, matey.
Posted by: Pegleg Moron at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (HgMAr)
and it's an incredible spell, the best!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Shouldn't that be '...literally the best!'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 06:57 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (LTHVh)
Gah, it gets worse?
SMOD, come now!
Well....not until after Trump is done. That is some fun stuff to watch.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 06:57 PM (NdM46)
If witches had any power whatsoever then most of them wouldn't be ugly poor stupid and unpopular.
Oh, fook, our cover is blown!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2017 06:57 PM (UGWs/)
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at February 24, 2017 06:57 PM (TixTl)
Another cray-cray celebrity. Who hates Trump. How original.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 06:54 PM (NOIQH)
Old and busted = The Lost Weekend
New hotness = The Lost Life
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:57 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 06:57 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at February 24, 2017 06:57 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 06:57 PM (wPiJc)
nope.
she looks like someone took the worst parts of post-collagen Lindsey Lohan, Fiona Apple, and a jackal and blended them together.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:57 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 24, 2017 06:57 PM (urgYo)
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2017 06:57 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (mt8X9)
*Can't tell if joke or real thing*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 06:58 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: Pegleg Moron
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I never do anything until the sun is over the yardarm.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 06:58 PM (ZO497)
On sale this week only at your neighborhood Planned Parenthood office !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 24, 2017 06:58 PM (Oeb2k)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 06:58 PM (P0DTV)
Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2017 06:58 PM (5/exA)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 06:58 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 06:58 PM (ktw54)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 24, 2017 06:58 PM (6LwXe)
Well, it's nice this news got out anyway. It may mean more Christians will be praying for the safety of Donald Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 06:58 PM (fDdVG)
Quick, name the Santana song that fits with this poat!
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 06:58 PM (P0DTV)
Black Magic Marker!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:58 PM (mbhDw)
Trump has millions of Christians praying for him every day. This isn't even a contest, much less news.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 24, 2017 06:58 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 06:58 PM (ktw54)
The cabin boy was Kipper
A dirty little nipper
He lined his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 06:59 PM (LTHVh)
I'll have served 21 years next week. Sit the fuck down, Romeo.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 06:55 PM (fiGNd)
I'm so, so sorry.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (NdM46)
Well ... we brought it on ourselves. Sometimes a man just has to live with his mistakes.
*raises cold one to you*
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 06:59 PM (fiGNd)
And Jeannie's genie costume would be optional if she showed up, too.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2017 06:59 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 06:54 PM (NdM46)
She's ok but a bit overrated I think.
And Chrissy Teigen? Is that how it's spelled? She's not attractive at all. I don't see it. Real butter face.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2017 06:59 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 06:59 PM (ktw54)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 06:59 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: MJ
Content enhanced.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
And dialed up
Posted by: Jean at February 24, 2017 06:59 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2017 06:59 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Bosk at February 24, 2017 06:59 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: Ktgreat
Apparently witchcraft really sucks at prognostication. For that you have to pass the fry-cook test first.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 24, 2017 06:59 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Fat WIccan Drum Circle at February 24, 2017 06:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at February 24, 2017 06:59 PM (egzLR)
Trump has him on retainer.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 06:59 PM (LTHVh)
****
Honestly. It's just ice cream.
Posted by: Ringo Starr, dabbing at his lapel at February 24, 2017 07:00 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Tony Orlando at February 24, 2017 07:00 PM (IqV8l)
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We were almost there, were it not for Trump. I won't count them out as yet.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 24, 2017 07:00 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (8rNrN)
Not a seafarer, but I've been adrift for an awfully long time.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 07:00 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2017 07:00 PM (c6/9Q)
she looks like someone took the worst parts of post-collagen Lindsey Lohan, Fiona Apple, and a jackal and blended them together.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:57 PM (8rNrN)
Fair enough.
I'm going to watch some Carmen Electra and Fergie videos with the volume off.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 07:00 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2017 07:00 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 24, 2017 06:34 PM (pY+s4)
But.. but.. those bloggers don't have CREDENTIAAAAAALLLSS!!
Posted by: Credentialed Deep State Media at February 24, 2017 07:00 PM (Ya7zs)
I wonder who decided the candle had to be orange?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 24, 2017 07:00 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 07:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Just The Punchline at February 24, 2017 07:00 PM (P0DTV)
Steve Bannon rings like a bell in the night,
and they say he's one tough mother,
A Nazi and a Klansman and head of alt Right,
But at heart he's like a brother . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 07:00 PM (mbhDw)
Kermit's finger!
Posted by: Just The Punchline at February 24, 2017 07:01 PM (P0DTV)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 07:01 PM (8rNrN)
>> at midnight by casting a spell under the crescent moon
The science is settled.
>> 101 I'm hawter. [ Marina Del Ray ]
Nice area, but I'm pretty hot when I'm not committing suicide.
Posted by: Lana Del Rey at February 24, 2017 07:01 PM (o2vOl)
Posted by: One-eyed newt at February 24, 2017 07:01 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Just The Punchline at February 24, 2017 07:02 PM (P0DTV)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 07:02 PM (ktw54)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 06:59 PM (fiGNd)
So true.
*Clink*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 07:02 PM (NdM46)
I'll have served 21 years next week. Sit the fuck down, Romeo.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 06:55 PM (fiGNd)
I'm so, so sorry.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (NdM46)
Well ... we brought it on ourselves. Sometimes a man just has to live with his mistakes.
*raises cold one to you*
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 06:59 PM (fiGNd)
Amen to that.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 07:02 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at February 24, 2017 06:59 PM (egzLR)
"I know, I know"
- - Calista Gingrich
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 07:02 PM (mbhDw)
Unfortunately, as you know, we've slid much much further down the slope since that time.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2017 07:02 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 07:02 PM (oVJmc)
Apparently witchcraft really sucks at prognostication. For that you have to pass the fry-cook test first.
Bitches didn't give us a "heads up"!
-- Psychic Friends Network
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2017 07:02 PM (UGWs/)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 07:02 PM (wPiJc)
Besides there's nothing any lady chanting at the moon can do to harm me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 07:02 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (8rNrN)
well, I do always say if I won the power ball I would have a pirate ship with a deck pool.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (aMlLZ)
Poor guy doesn't know about Ewok Forplay and its role in their Dining Rituals.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (ktw54)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 07:02 PM (0mRoj)
Insom ... if I ever meet you at a MoMee ... you're tab's on me, dude. Straight up.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 07:02 PM (wPiJc)
Witch one?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Vodka 4 the win at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (A+5rv)
Just like if Scientology really worked, wouldn't Tom Cruise be like some major box office draw?
Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
--------------
We have those... in Pumpkin Spice scent!
On sale.
Posted by: Yankee Candle at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (ZO497)
Can we axe the judge what constitutes "reasonable" criticism of same?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 06:58 PM (NdM46)
=================
Heh.
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2017 07:04 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Just The Punchline at February 24, 2017 07:04 PM (P0DTV)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 07:02 PM (wPiJc)
Witch one?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (0mRoj)
Groan.
And damn, Carmen Electra had a stripper ass on her, back in the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 07:04 PM (NdM46)
Lana Del Rey once drove to Del Rio to eat at Del Taco.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (vZ9Fw)
She ran away. With Del Shannon.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 07:04 PM (mbhDw)
I'll have served 21 years next week. Sit the fuck down, Romeo.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 06:55 PM (fiGNd)
I'm so, so sorry.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 06:56 PM (NdM46)
Well ... we brought it on ourselves. Sometimes a man just has to live with his mistakes.
*raises cold one to you*
Posted by: ScoggDog
=====
Doing 27 to life. Without possibility of parole.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 07:04 PM (KgpWR)
218 Brian Stelter just asked me what diet i was on and asked if he could have my unused food
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 07:01 PM (8rNrN)
Mashed mish soaked in lefties' tears.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2017 07:04 PM (UGWs/)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 24, 2017 07:04 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (fiGNd)
Buddy, I hope it happens one day, and not just because you're springing for the booze.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 07:04 PM (0mRoj)
>> Elizabeth Montgomery.
Or even Endora, Sam's mother.
Or even Derwood in drag.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at February 24, 2017 07:05 PM (DW+jj)
Lana Del Rey once drove to Del Rio to eat at Del Taco.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (vZ9Fw)
Listening to Del Shannon on an old Delco radio.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 24, 2017 07:05 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 07:05 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 07:05 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Soona at February 24, 2017 07:05 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
******
I was wondering why the picture of Trump had to be 'unflattering'.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 07:05 PM (wPiJc)
Yep ... Merle Haggard couldn't sing it any sadder.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 07:05 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 07:05 PM (KgpWR)
Imagine the screechy butthurt when that happened.
I imagine tiny little hand balled into tiny little fists and a tiny foot stomp.
Do these people know that used car salesmen and proctologists who use sand paper gloves are more popular than them?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2017 07:05 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 24, 2017 07:06 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 24, 2017 07:06 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2017 07:06 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Paladin at February 24, 2017 07:06 PM (ZCMqw)
President Trump needs to get a Christian holy man to perform an exorcism on the United States and banish them all to the depths of Hades. Or Detroit.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 24, 2017 07:06 PM (5VlCp)
It was delicious... I did hear that obama did this often excluding Fox
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 07:07 PM (O2RFr)
Asking for a friend
Posted by: Vodka 4
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These things have a way of going wrong.
Posted by: Morganna at February 24, 2017 07:07 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 07:07 PM (qDXcp)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 24, 2017 07:07 PM (urgYo)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 24, 2017 07:06 PM (U0lQa)
Good movie. About as bleak as it gets, but good.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 07:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (8rNrN)
.............
Arr. And we be a scurvy lot.
Posted by: Pegleg Moron at February 24, 2017 07:07 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Dana Loesch at February 24, 2017 07:07 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2017 07:07 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 07:08 PM (ktw54)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants
Word.
Posted by: Richard Pryor at February 24, 2017 07:08 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: The Incorrigible Don Quixote! at February 24, 2017 07:08 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 07:04 PM (KgpWR)
I'll be in for 38 this August. Got married in middle school.
Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2017 07:08 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: V the K at February 24, 2017 07:09 PM (jn7FC)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 07:09 PM (NOIQH)
President Trump needs to get a Christian holy man to perform an exorcism on the United States and banish them all to the depths of Hades. Or Detroit.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 24, 2017 07:06 PM (5VlCp)
Well... at one time we could have relied on the Vatican... but with THIS Pope???
Posted by: The Incorrigible Don Quixote! at February 24, 2017 07:09 PM (qf6WZ)
Or me.
Or PDT.
Chant away, maroons.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 24, 2017 07:09 PM (Oeb2k)
Posted by: V the K at February 24, 2017 07:09 PM (jn7FC)
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Broom!
Posted by: Guy who normally says Boom at February 24, 2017 07:09 PM (2mC6G)
Where be the fair wenches?
Posted by: fluffy at February 24, 2017 07:09 PM (jw2Xw)
Penises?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2017 07:10 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2017 07:10 PM (5/exA)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 07:02 PM (wPiJc)
Witch one?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (0mRoj)
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Stop casting around for puns.
Posted by: Morganna at February 24, 2017 07:10 PM (ZO497)
Didn't notice him being gripped by fear in his last comments.
Accurate headline you'll never see:
"Millions of Sane Americans Experience Warm, Serene Feelings Reading about Law-Breakers Being 'Gripped by Fear'"
Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2017 07:10 PM (QDnY+)
'Of course they're naked! It's fsr too dangerous to jump through the fire with your clothes on.' - Lord Summerisle.
Disagree.
Posted by: Dangling naughty bits at February 24, 2017 07:10 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 07:10 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 07:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nick Cage at February 24, 2017 07:10 PM (LTHVh)
Well gents, at least the wifeys oughta be pretty damn good at makin' the sammiches by now... right?
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 07:10 PM (HgMAr)
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Terrifying. Great horror flick. Fenelonspoke would like it muchly I bet
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 24, 2017 07:11 PM (U0lQa)
How do you spell her name?
Posted by: Lizzy
She uses hexadecimal code.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 07:11 PM (QDr6b)
Where be the fair wenches?
Posted by: fluffy at February 24, 2017 07:09 PM (jw2Xw)
Actually was talking to a nice Brunette today about going to the Sonora Keltic Faire next month....
sooooo....
Posted by: The Incorrigible Don Quixote! at February 24, 2017 07:11 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: The Incorrigible Don Quixote! at February 24, 2017 07:09 PM (qf6WZ)
Yup....I know we still have some Priests around with the balls to do the right thing but with Pope Frankie the Marxist in office I will take anyone I can get.
Maybe we can banish Frankie to Detroit instead......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 24, 2017 07:11 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Dana Loesch at February 24, 2017 07:07 PM (6LwXe)
====================
I've written a new book but can't find a publisher yet; it's called "Killing Schadenboners" ...
Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at February 24, 2017 07:12 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
I laughed so hard I almost choked.
I am imagining a orange candle with a Trump hairpiece on top if it.
Maybe I'll set my alarm for 12:00 so I can pray them. BTW, is this time, sensitive because if you wanted to pray at 12:00 in England it's already past that in England. Do different time zones dilute the magic?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 07:12 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 06:49 PM (2mC6G)
You may already know this, but there's a name in the Bible for so-called "pastor" scum who say things like this: ear ticklers.
Or fake Christians, which is what I call them.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 24, 2017 07:12 PM (Jcg9Q)
It's a Trap!
Posted by: Ask Admiral Ackbar at February 24, 2017 07:12 PM (ktw54)
Bloatware is a thing, and has been for sometime. I'm currently run an old 32-bit XP install which I hadn't booted in over two years, and thought I get it up to date. It booted, lots of hardware changes, but damned if it didn't boot. Once I got it straigtened it, I ran Windows Update. It's been running for the last 3 hours.
One update seemed to be taking a long time, so I digged in, and noticed something. The process had over 700K file handles open, and then were increasing at about 1000 per second.
It didn't quite make it to 1 million handles before it finished.
That's bloatware for you. It's ridiculous and doesn't do anything but get worse.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at February 24, 2017 07:12 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Satan at February 24, 2017 07:12 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 07:02 PM (wPiJc)
Witch one?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (0mRoj)
--------
Stop casting around for puns.
Posted by: Morganna at February 24, 2017 07:10 PM (ZO497)
and make sure ya Spell it right...
Posted by: The Incorrigible Don Quixote! at February 24, 2017 07:12 PM (qf6WZ)
Part of me really want to go to some of those workshops and attempt to be the maximum possible thorn in their sides. The bigger part of me just wants to stay in my office and hope they do too much damage with their virtual signaling hivemind BS.
Posted by: PaleRider at February 24, 2017 07:13 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 24, 2017 07:13 PM (1CroS)
lines: 'Bind them in chains / Bind their tongues / Bind their works /
Bind their wickedness'
But do not bind their money...we are going to need that.
Posted by: Paladin at February 24, 2017 07:13 PM (ZCMqw)
They're imploring demons of the infernal regions to bind people's wickedness?
They supposedly want the agents of evil to...stop evil.
The Stupid...it burns.
"And if Satan casts out Satan, he is divided against himself; how then shall his kingdom stand?"--Jesus
Matthew 12:26
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 24, 2017 07:13 PM (adsVM)
Posted by: Dana Loesch at February 24, 2017 07:07 PM (6LwXe)
............
Too bad it makes you pee blood.
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 07:13 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2017 07:06 PM (Tnhbr)
I hope you're right.
I am obviously, for the two or three of you that pay attention to my shit, a glass-half-empty type of guy.
But I'd like nothing better than for things to settle down, look at the stack of all the shit I've hoarded over the years, and go "Well ... guess I'm going to have to do alot of camping".
Really would.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 07:13 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
I laughed so hard I almost choked.
I am imagining a orange candle with a Trump hairpiece on top if it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 07:12 PM (fDdVG)
This could be a real moneymaker come Halloween.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2017 07:13 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Fozzie Bear putting a spell on DJT at February 24, 2017 07:13 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 07:14 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 24, 2017 07:14 PM (dkExz)
Why do they need an unflattering picture of Trump? Or, a photo at all for that matter? What the fuck is the tarot card for? Yeah, it's "The Tower"... I get it... but, why the fuck do they NEED these things for this obviously made up on the fly, bullshit spell?
Posted by: otho at February 24, 2017 07:14 PM (lmIoG)
He is vile and evil and must be stopped at all costs!
Posted by: Witches and Warlocks at February 24, 2017 07:15 PM (Ivjge)
"Millions of Sane Americans Experience Warm, Serene Feelings Reading about Law-Breakers Being 'Gripped by Fear'"
This !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 24, 2017 07:15 PM (Oeb2k)
Fire burn, and caldron bubble
Oh so many bones of contention
Bring no cost birth prevention
Landing pad, free of stubble
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 07:15 PM (ZFUt7)
So, every 28 days.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 07:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Paladin at February 24, 2017 07:15 PM (ZCMqw)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2017 07:15 PM (VdICR)
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Read this one article where the guy was saying Yeah lefties make fun of snakehandling Christian goobers but they themselves are possessed by the straw-man idol of Trump and they have no way to cast out that demon, now do they?
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 24, 2017 07:15 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 07:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
So in Jan. 2025 they'll declare it worked?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 07:15 PM (QDr6b)
Dutch Ponder Ditching Euro
Swedes Ponder Immigration Policies
Starbucks Brand Takes Hit from Stupid Refugee Shit
Comey Under Pressure
Dems to Make Stoopid Racist Commie Moose-limb Party Chairman
It's more calming and smile-inducing that Cute Emergency.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2017 07:15 PM (QDnY+)
Didn't notice him being gripped by fear in his last comments.
Accurate headline you'll never see:
"Millions of Sane Americans Experience Warm, Serene Feelings Reading about Law-Breakers Being 'Gripped by Fear'"
Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2017 07:10 PM (QDnY+)
HAHAHA, that article was hilarious. I should get a #MAGA hat and wear it when I go to the laundromat.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2017 07:15 PM (Tnhbr)
Maybe we can banish Frankie to Detroit instead......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
Frankie goes to Hollywood...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 07:15 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: grognard at February 24, 2017 07:16 PM (aBaNJ)
Posted by: Weasel at February 24, 2017 07:16 PM (Sfs6o)
Bind their wickedness'
But do not bind their money...we are going to need that.
Posted by: Paladin at February 24, 2017 07:13 PM (ZCMqw)
So bind them in chains... slavery or imprisonment
Bind their Tongues... take away their Free Speech
Bind their works? Take their property? their labor? so theft or slavery....
OK then...
Posted by: The Incorrigible Don Quixote! at February 24, 2017 07:16 PM (qf6WZ)
It sounds ridiculous, but I think that's really it. The things they advocate are ludicrous, and I think most of them know it, but they don't want to be the first to say "you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded". That way lies ostracism.
Posted by: pep at February 24, 2017 07:16 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2017 07:17 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 24, 2017 07:17 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: The Church Lady at February 24, 2017 07:17 PM (ndGCC)
Anybody who knows anything about Tarot cards knows that they don't mean what the pictures on them have ... For example the death card does not mean you are gonna die... Therefore the Tower card does not mean trump towers...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 07:17 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 07:03 PM (0mRoj)
++++
The part that annoyed me about the movie was the back story on Affleck's character. Autistics need a regimented routine and are adverse to close contact with other people, especially strangers. So, take an autistic child, have him choose to join the military, then end up as a master accountant for the criminal class, with a sideline as a hitman.
He has to travel, he's constantly doing different gigs for both of his careers, his whole life is topsy turvy. By his own choice.
Fucking Hollywood.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 24, 2017 07:17 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 24, 2017 07:17 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at February 24, 2017 07:12 PM (DW+jj)
Way to work your way from unpleasant and unappealing witches to "bloatware", you're a regular effin' James Burke
If it's remotely an option, get that thing up to at least Win7, install Linux, or keep it the hell off the internet. XP hasn't been supported in about 3 years which means no security updates since then. If not for yourself, think of the poor bastard who'll be DDoS'd by your machine as part of a botnet swarm.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 24, 2017 07:17 PM (8nWyX)
I seem to recall Rush Limbaugh catching all kinds of hell for wishing Obama would fail. And he didn't even invoke supernatural forces.
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 07:17 PM (sdi6R)
I am
Sofa King
We Todd Ed.
Not too fast, though. Loses its power.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 24, 2017 07:17 PM (urgYo)
309 "This will be just the first of the monthly rituals too, with one scheduled to take place every Friday of the crescent moon until President Trump is out of office."
Menstrual synching, it's a thing.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2017 07:17 PM (UGWs/)
because it's Lana Del Rey who wasn't really a celebrity even when the PR
machine was pushing (hard) for her to be one, and then you'll just go
"Who TF is Lana Del Rey?" and I'll have to say "I don't really know, I
think she tried to be a singer for a few years."
This shit won't work. She should fire her PR agent. Doesn't he know you're supposed to have your sex tape "stolen" to try to achieve some notoriety?
Sheesh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 07:17 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 24, 2017 07:16 PM (dFN2z)
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And shouldn't we be able to find more than an obscure song about a video game?
Posted by: Guy who normally says Boom at February 24, 2017 07:17 PM (2mC6G)
Whenever I think of Ace battling insomnia, I think of him wandering around his apartment in a 3XL 'Frankie Says Relax!' T-Shirt.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 07:18 PM (ktw54)
Posted by: happyfeet at February 24, 2017 07:18 PM (mLfQi)
===
I'm sure muslims could be invited to participate.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 24, 2017 07:18 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 07:18 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 24, 2017 07:17 PM (R+30W)
His travel-trailer was awesome.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 07:18 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2017 07:18 PM (c6/9Q)
Implying what, that there are well thought out, non-BS spells?
Posted by: pep at February 24, 2017 07:19 PM (LAe3v)
"Hillary ... will ... never ... be ... President."
We return you now back to your regularly scheduled "bubble bubble toil and trouble."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 07:19 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Weasel
Looks like it's going to be an early night for Donald Trump.
Hillary has the witches vote locked up. Unexpected? Not really.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 24, 2017 07:19 PM (S6Pax)
Cabinet appointees slandered and approved on party-line votes, calls for impeachment from multiple senior sitting GOP elected officials, courts completely abandoning the law and constitution and seizing executive power, governors calling for refusal to cooperate with Washington, press in an insane hysteria desperately sliming and undermining the new president, astroturfed demonstrations including violent ones, death threat fantasies being openly discussed by public figures, and even witches putting spells on Bambi to doom him.
Kind of like that?
Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2017 06:51 PM (QDnY+)
No, but, speaking quietly and in private, a Republican told a friend that maybe this Obama wasn't quite as smart as he was made out to be. That's much, much worse! Treason, in fact, against our great President Obama!
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 24, 2017 07:19 PM (J8/9G)
...........
NASA Weighs Risk of Adding Crew to Megarocket's First Flight
Don't look at me fuckheads.
Posted by: Laika at February 24, 2017 07:19 PM (HgMAr)
I am
Sofa King
We Todd Ed.
Not too fast, though. Loses its power.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle
Not as powerful as
Owa
Tana
Siam
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 07:19 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: colfax mingo at February 24, 2017 07:19 PM (Ik1WR)
Really, that won't be necessary. Please keep your clothes on.
Posted by: Mephistopheles at February 24, 2017 07:20 PM (LTHVh)
I'm just playing. I've got Win 7, both 32-bit and x-64 installions, Win 8.1 x64, plus my old XP x64 and this 32-bit XP. Plus Linux, 3 installations total, in fact, various Fedora versions. Not to mention several versions of Windows Server installed.
You could say I'm sorta a nut.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at February 24, 2017 07:20 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: happyfeet at February 24, 2017 07:18 PM (mLfQi)
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We already covered fellatio above.
Posted by: That fucking guy at February 24, 2017 07:20 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 24, 2017 07:20 PM (6FqZa)
2) If I only listened to *sensible* musicians, I would basically hate music and never listen to it. C'est la vie.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 24, 2017 07:20 PM (wB8Tg)
Just as effective if you do that to a part-open tube of biscuits.
True fact.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 07:21 PM (fiGNd)
The purpose of the binding spell is to stop President Trump from doing harm and banish him from office
Among the objects required to complete this spell are an unflattering
photo of Trump, a tiny orange candle, a Tower tarot card and bowls of
water and salt
After lighting the small candle that has President Trump's name carved
onto it, participants must begin the new chant that was written just for
this spell
******
shit just got real
Posted by: Lemmiwinks and his flaming boner of winning at February 24, 2017 07:21 PM (18h+i)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 07:17 PM
Yep, They're full of shit. They don't need it. It's just something they thought up while high and decided it was just too cool to leave out.
Posted by: otho at February 24, 2017 07:21 PM (lmIoG)
...........
NASA Weighs Risk of Adding Crew to Megarocket's First Flight
Don't look at me fuckheads.
Posted by: Laika at February 24, 2017 07:19 PM (HgMAr)
Ha. I'm wearing my Laika T-shirt from The People's Cube.
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 07:21 PM (sdi6R)
Exodus 22:18
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 07:18 PM (ANIFC)
The better translation is 'do not suffer an evil practitioner of Magic, to live.
Because Solomon did Magic himself... bound demons and the Djinn....
Posted by: The Incorrigible Don Quixote! at February 24, 2017 07:21 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 24, 2017 07:22 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 07:22 PM (fiGNd)
Yup, same here.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 24, 2017 07:22 PM (Oeb2k)
To make it Science. Like a chemistry equation. It's really the only way to make it work. It's the consensus from every legitimate witch.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 24, 2017 07:22 PM (1CroS)
I am
Sofa King
We Todd Ed.
Not too fast, though. Loses its power.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle
Billy Witch Doctor have one convenient location.
In Africa.
Posted by: BillyWitchDoctor.com at February 24, 2017 07:22 PM (ANIFC)
Best version of Young and Beautiful hands down:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXYqDXAAtK4
She got in trouble for wearing a native american headdress in this vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78oSuSMmFsE
Posted by: LizLem at February 24, 2017 07:22 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: hogmartin
We got this.
Posted by: The Internet of 'Things' at February 24, 2017 07:23 PM (ZFUt7)
The purpose of the binding spell is to stop President Trump from doing harm and banish him from office
Among the objects required to complete this spell are an unflattering
photo of Trump, a tiny orange candle, a Tower tarot card and bowls of
water and salt
After lighting the small candle that has President Trump's name carved
onto it, participants must begin the new chant that was written just for
this spell
******
shit just got real
Posted by: Lemmiwinks and his flaming boner of winning at February 24, 2017 07:21 PM (18h+i)
By the way...
This is not a Spell as such.... it is an evil prayer...
Posted by: The Incorrigible Don Quixote! at February 24, 2017 07:23 PM (qf6WZ)
If this witchcraft worked, shouldn't Lana Del Ray have lots more money, fame, and talent? Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 24, 2017 07:16 PM (dFN2z)
She's a witch not a Scientologist
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 24, 2017 07:23 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Time Magazine at February 24, 2017 07:23 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 07:24 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel
Professor Snape says that silly chants are for fags and their shit is all retarded.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 07:24 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 07:24 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 24, 2017 07:24 PM (Ivjge)
Two of these ingredients are also handy as hell when making pasta.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 07:24 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 24, 2017 07:24 PM (uB+td)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 24, 2017 07:20 PM (wB8Tg)
The only way to enjoy music and not hate it is to decouple it completely from the performers. Musicians are all assholes. There's no such thing as a sensible musician.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 24, 2017 07:24 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 07:24 PM (qDXcp)
They are mostly unaware of the violent demonstrations, the unhinged behavior of congressional Dems (by historic norms). They're unsophisticated enough to react to the idiotic Russia/Trump stuff with other than head-shaking and laughter.
For them, the Dems are hardly finished as a party. Besides (as with many Republicans), the party ID thing is a strong tribal/social affiliation, it has little to do with public policy or reality.
Just as the robotic/clueless/lazy/distracted GOP voter has produced the astonishingly useless, small characters who make most of the GOP majorities, robotic/tribal Dem voters will maintain their affiliation regardless of almost any real-world developments.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2017 07:25 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2017 07:25 PM (UGWs/)
Posted by: DaveA at February 24, 2017 07:25 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 07:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Incorrigible Don Quixote! at February 24, 2017 07:23 PM (qf6WZ)
And the link says some Witches are against it and they deserve to have the spell rebound on them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 07:25 PM (fDdVG)
That's gonna sting a few Morons.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 07:26 PM (ktw54)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 24, 2017 07:26 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 24, 2017 07:24 PM (Ivjge)
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That would be basically acting on the presumption that witchcraft is real, and if THAT's real, Satan is real, and if Satan is real..God is real.
Ain't no prosecutor gonna touch that.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 24, 2017 07:27 PM (adsVM)
Hey, it's worth a shot, huh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 07:27 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: colfax mingo at February 24, 2017 07:27 PM (Ik1WR)
You take that shit back. I, sir, am no musician.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 07:27 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Under Fire
With biodiesel and carbon offsets.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 07:27 PM (QDr6b)
At 12 minutes per pound, some of these heifers are gonna take a while.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 07:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 07:26 PM (ktw54)
+++
It's pissing me off.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 24, 2017 07:27 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 24, 2017 07:26 PM (6LwXe)
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Twitter.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 24, 2017 07:27 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2017 06:52 PM (8rNrN)
You're asking us? None of us need any cosmetic help to be smoking hot.
Posted by: Emmie at February 24, 2017 07:27 PM (xVuS6)
She'll get around to that just as soon as she's done hexing her daddy.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 07:27 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 24, 2017 07:28 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: DaveA at February 24, 2017 07:28 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 24, 2017 07:29 PM (urgYo)
Snitch her off to the IRS?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 07:29 PM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Ashley Juddhead at February 24, 2017 07:29 PM (SJ184)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 07:29 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 07:29 PM (qDXcp)
Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2017 07:29 PM (5/exA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 07:25 PM (oVJmc)
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I cast the spells around here now ...
Posted by: Mantecore at February 24, 2017 07:29 PM (mt8X9)
I've always wanted to visit a psychic who claimed to see the future, then suddenly backhand the bitch.
"Didn't see THAT comin', didja?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 07:29 PM (SRKgf)
I don't even allow for "Peak Idiocy."
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 24, 2017 07:29 PM (TKwk8)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 07:29 PM (wPiJc)
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Hot dish orgy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 24, 2017 07:30 PM (EnKk6)
These witches don't have flying monkeys, do they? Because I HATE flying monkeys.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2017 07:30 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Weasel at February 24, 2017 07:30 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 07:30 PM (qDXcp)
Oo, ee, oo ah ah,
Ting tang,
Wala wala bing bang,
Oo ee, oo ah ah,
Ting tang,
Walawala bang bang
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 07:30 PM (IqV8l)
I didn't read the linked piece, are they having a potluck afterwards?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 07:29 PM (wPiJc)
A spirit cooking potluck
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 24, 2017 07:30 PM (lKyWE)
Trump - Nicholson.
Who is he gonna make walk crooked for a couple of days?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 07:31 PM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Weasel at February 24, 2017 07:30 PM (Sfs6o)
She can fly in on Broomstick One.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 07:31 PM (SRKgf)
403 I didn't read the linked piece, are they having a potluck afterwards?
Yes, with carrot chili, just to be consistent with the orange theme of the events.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2017 07:31 PM (UGWs/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 07:24 PM (qDXcp)
Number one in the hood, G.
Posted by: BillyWitchDoctor.com at February 24, 2017 07:31 PM (ANIFC)
*****
'Cause there's an awesome-sounding Eye of Newt Al Fredo recipe I've been eager to try.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 07:31 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Muldoon
If they're Scandi witches, they'll be having a black potluck to mock the sacred Lutheran ritual.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 07:31 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Morganna at February 24, 2017 07:31 PM (ZO497)
i once was in a hot topic looking at their crap and what i thought were two mannequins turned out to be two goth weirdos.
standing perfectly still.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 24, 2017 07:31 PM (FptVn)
Victor Mature was turned down for membership in a country club because he was an actor. "I'm no actor," he retorted, "and I have 64 movies to prove it!"
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 24, 2017 07:31 PM (J8/9G)
Everyone knows the real way to do magic is voodoo. Im gonna need some chalk, a little goat's blood, and three live chickens.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 24, 2017 07:32 PM (urgYo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 24, 2017 07:30 PM (EnKk6)
I saw Hot Dish Orgy open for...
...you know what, I just can't be bothered.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 24, 2017 07:32 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 24, 2017 07:26 PM (6LwXe)
.............
First call your local Fire Dept and make sure it's a burn day, then send in a check to the IRS for all carbon taxes, then wear appropriate safety gear approved by the EPA.
You're good to go.
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 07:32 PM (HgMAr)
"Didn't see THAT comin', didja?"
Miss Cleo.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 07:32 PM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Edward Woodward at February 24, 2017 07:32 PM (YFnq5)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 24, 2017 07:27 PM (Ivjge)
OK ... what do you play ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 07:33 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Weasel at February 24, 2017 07:33 PM (Sfs6o)
i once was in a hot topic looking at their crap and what i thought were two mannequins turned out to be two goth weirdos.
standing perfectly still.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 24, 2017 07:31 PM (FptVn)
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These loons sure like to play dress-up. I can only guess that they didn't get to as children.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 24, 2017 07:33 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 24, 2017 07:33 PM (APQfM)
Posted by: NeverTrump Witches at February 24, 2017 07:33 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Tim Pruett at February 24, 2017 07:33 PM (uttss)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 24, 2017 07:33 PM (97XyN)
It seems there are seemingly "normal" people who seek out root doctors for hexes and whatnot. Apparently, if you really believe, the hex or spell works.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2017 07:34 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 07:33 PM (fiGNd)
She's just a drummer... but she has musicians as friends!
*runs*
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2017 07:34 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle
Don't use fried chicken or the spell will only work when music is playing.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 07:34 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Ashley Juddhead at February 24, 2017 07:29 PM (SJ184)
++++
What is a Jeopardy answer that I don't want to know the question to.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 24, 2017 07:34 PM (R+30W)
i once was in a hot topic looking at their crap and what i thought were two mannequins turned out to be two goth weirdos.
standing perfectly still.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 24, 2017 07:31 PM (FptVn)
How did Goths go from being badasses who brought down the Roman Empire to sad weird kids who write bad poetry?
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 07:34 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Weasel at February 24, 2017 07:33 PM (Sfs6o)
It was him! He asked for them!
* points at Weasel *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2017 07:34 PM (UGWs/)
Posted by: NeverTrump Witches at February 24, 2017 07:33 PM (Tyii7)
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Lutefisk! Lutefisk! *tosses herring*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 24, 2017 07:35 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: LizLem at February 24, 2017 07:22 PM (hvf9s)
PMJ did a great cover, in vintage 1920s style:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aNCBzax8Ec
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 07:35 PM (sdi6R)
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O hey that used to be a thing when I was a little kid. Window girls used to dress up and pose in the department store windows and people had to guess who was what or whichever. Huge crowds of people pointing and cheering. They were good at it.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 24, 2017 07:35 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 24, 2017 07:26 PM (6LwXe)
You gotta make sure it's dry first, man. Then you crumble her up pretty good so she burns even. Then get the biggest zig-zags you got and glue a couple of them together and roll her up.
Then light her up!
Posted by: Tommy Chong at February 24, 2017 07:35 PM (uB+td)
Mr. Lundie:
Two hundred years ago, the highlands of Scotland were plagued with
witches, wicked sorcerers that were taking the Scottish people away from
the teachings of God and putting the Devil into their souls. They were
indeed horrible destructive women. I dinna suppose you have such women
in your country?
Tommy Albright:
Witches?
Jeff Douglas:
Oh we have 'em. We pronounce it differently.
Posted by: Locke Common at February 24, 2017 07:35 PM (a/dj+)
OK ... what do you play ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 07:33 PM (fiGNd)
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I don't play anything. My ex plays the drums, semi-professionally. He was not/is not an asshole.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 24, 2017 07:36 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 07:36 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Orson at February 24, 2017 07:36 PM (MgvfN)
***************
They are going to get this backwards and end up constipated on a Greyound to Alaska.
Posted by: Karnac at February 24, 2017 07:36 PM (fi5nC)
That old black magic has me in its spell, that old black magic that you weave so well.
Those icy fingers up and down my spine
That same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 07:36 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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A superstition brought from Africa. It is also the reason that many of the homes in the low country had window frames painted to contrast with the house. Kept out bad spirits.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 07:36 PM (NBHj5)
Huh. Am I, as of yet, allowed to politely request that people remove themselves from my lawn?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik is on vacation at February 24, 2017 07:36 PM (V4Qfo)
*****
Just have Trump say, "You're fired!"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 07:36 PM (wPiJc)
These witches have to show their nipples right? Because I think it doesn't work without the presentation of the nipples.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2017 07:36 PM (ODxAs)
It was him! He asked for them!
* points at Weasel *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2017 07:34 PM (UGWs/)
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Uh oh!
Posted by: Weasel at February 24, 2017 07:37 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2017 07:37 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 07:37 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2017 07:37 PM (mt8X9)
Two hundred years ago, the highlands of Scotland were plagued with witches, wicked sorcerers that were taking the Scottish people away from the teachings of God and putting the Devil into their souls. They were indeed horrible destructive women. I dinna suppose you have such women
in your country?
Tommy Albright:
Witches?
Jeff Douglas:
Oh we have 'em. We pronounce it differently.
Pronounced "scotch".
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 07:38 PM (WFe5M)
I've always wanted to visit a psychic who claimed to see the future, then suddenly backhand the bitch.
"Didn't see THAT comin', didja?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 07:29 PM (SRKgf)
I think my favorite court case EVAH, came out of Calif or course.
A well known Psychic told her Doctor she had a brain tumor... She KNEW it... and forced him to give her a Catscan...
She sued for Mental anguish and lose of Revenue, because the Cat Scan supposedly made her lose her powers...
I could never figure out how she WON.. when a simple question would have invalidated her whole case...
If you were such a great psychic, why didn't you KNOW that it would make you lose your powers?
But... California...
Posted by: The Incorrigible Don Quixote! at February 24, 2017 07:38 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2017 07:38 PM (PY9jH)
*****
You owe me a new keyboard.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 07:38 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: navybrat at February 24, 2017 07:38 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2017 07:39 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 24, 2017 07:26 PM (6LwXe)
..........
We prefer to boil them.
Posted by: pygmy cannibals at February 24, 2017 07:39 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 07:39 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Add a little soap and it works on hippies.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 07:39 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 24, 2017 07:40 PM (APQfM)
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 24, 2017 07:40 PM (Jcg9Q)
I gotta' admit - for a dude like myself that's pretty much a hateful son-of-a-bitch, sometimes things grab ya' right by the heart, you know ?
I remember when ScoggWife said the same kind o' shit about me. It's precious.
Sure - they grow out of it and you learn to sleep lightly - but don't we all remember those younger days gone by ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 07:40 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: NeverTrump Witches at February 24, 2017 07:40 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2017 07:40 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 07:41 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 24, 2017 07:41 PM (EnKk6)
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Let me get this straight, you are saying you feared for your life when you were married to your now ex-wife?
Posted by: washrivergal at February 24, 2017 07:42 PM (Ivjge)
At this point I'm just looking for Idiocy's first derivative to peak, because these small-m morons seem to be feeding off each other.
Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2017 07:42 PM (5/exA)
The power of the feline gaze! Kittehs-- is there anything they can't do?
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 24, 2017 07:42 PM (3C9q2)
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Meh. Its a different conception of Deity. More like a personification of an Aspect of Life, like love or courage or fear or death or the underworld. The real fun stuff is how they viewed the soul and such
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 24, 2017 07:43 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Add a little soap and it works on hippies.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 07:39 PM (QDr6b)
No need to bother with the fats and the saponification and all that stuff, ye olde NaOH works fine right off the shelf.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 24, 2017 07:43 PM (8nWyX)
-Posted by: Basement Cat at February 24, 2017 07:42 PM (3C9q2)
Come when you call them without opening a can of food?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2017 07:43 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Weasel at February 24, 2017 07:44 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 07:44 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 24, 2017 07:44 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 24, 2017 07:45 PM (5VlCp)
The witches screwed up...they were supposed to cast their hexes on midnight of the 24th...which was last night.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 24, 2017 07:45 PM (ceOrU)
Starbuckcs brand score plummets post plan to hire 10K Syrians.
Fuck these guys in particular.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/starbucks-brand-perception-plummeted-since-220353319.html
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 24, 2017 07:45 PM (APQfM)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 24, 2017 07:42 PM (Ivjge)
That would be the coward's way out.
I still lay by that woman every evening. Not sure if it passes the clinical definition of sleep.
But it's like they say ... what doesn't kill you just kind of gets your mind right.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 07:46 PM (fiGNd)
-Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 24, 2017 07:43 PM (U0lQa)
Not that I think that you have all the answers, but how do they view the Soul and such?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2017 07:46 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2017 07:47 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: John Peedesta at February 24, 2017 07:47 PM (Tyii7)
How come none of these witches look like Samantha Stevens?
Oh la la.......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
Veronica Lake in I Married a Witch
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 07:49 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 07:41 PM (ANIFC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVALPSj4OYI
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 07:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at February 24, 2017 07:52 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 07:56 PM (fiGNd)
So it's the pagan variety of the power of positive thinking?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 07:56 PM (fDdVG)
I'll have served 21 years next week. Sit the fuck down, Romeo.
You ain't got shit on my man. 32 years next month, and yes he still chases me around the room. Doesn't catch me often, but he gets a slap/tickle for effort.
Posted by: Mad Madam Mim at February 24, 2017 07:57 PM (YXf+c)
Posted by: NeverTrump Witches at February 24, 2017 08:00 PM (Tyii7)
Not that I think that you have all the answers, but how do they view the Soul and such?
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Youre right that I don't.
I'm thinking herre of the Roman conception, where a person had a family spirit [maybe a clan spirit, your gens] then a personal spirit, the genius - the words being related, see? Your genius emerged from your gens. And the house spirits, then the soul itself.
We might say similar if we saw soul and spirit as separate somehow, then add in the guardian angels.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 24, 2017 08:01 PM (U0lQa)
If anyone here is getting stressed, just let me know, I will ask her to produce a counter spell.
But as a materialist, I don't believe this bullshit enough to ask of my own accord.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 08:03 PM (W8bn5)
And that's why nobody watches CNN anymore.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 24, 2017 08:15 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: LizLem at February 24, 2017 08:17 PM (LiMbk)
Posted by: Astro Mike at February 24, 2017 08:26 PM (UgF8H)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 24, 2017 08:27 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Astro Mike at February 24, 2017 08:28 PM (UgF8H)
Posted by: krakatoa at February 24, 2017 07:44 PM (RCS9o)
Try kettlebell swings. Works almost every muscle in your body. Look up proper form.
Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2017 08:28 PM (Enq6K)
Shit. I guess the joke doesn't work when you're actually talking about a musician.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 24, 2017 08:33 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 08:45 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: krakatoa at February 24, 2017 07:44 PM (RCS9o)
Could you use it in a sentence ?
Posted by: Twelve Year Old Indian Kid at February 24, 2017 08:46 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 24, 2017 09:02 PM (e8kgV)
apparently all the men on this blog are pirates who have been at sea for 10 years
Posted by: ace
Nope just married for a lot of years...
"Fence painting" not as bad as I feared on urban Dictionary...but, not my thing.
Posted by: Paladin at February 24, 2017 09:07 PM (ZCMqw)
True story, this is no shit and all that.
Most of them are loony, lonely hypocrites. The real ones are scary evil.
Me too, but they give great head....
Posted by: Paladin at February 24, 2017 09:10 PM (ZCMqw)
Seeing as how "on the inside" is where the dick goes, yeah... I'm not touching that.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 24, 2017 09:22 PM (0OG8D)
Thrice the pussy hat hath mewed,Thrice, the NYT has whined,Harper's cries, 'tis time, 'tis time!
Round about the talk shows go,In the poisoned rumors throw,Toad that under Sec State crone,
Days and nights hath thirty-one,(Ed.: ewww..)Secret e-mails leaking got,Add in newly legal pot...
Double, double toil and trouble,Keep us in our media bubble....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2017 09:32 PM (V67Ct)
If you were such a great psychic, why didn't you KNOW that it would make you lose your powers?
But... California...
Posted by: The Incorrigible Don Quixote! at February 24, 2017 07:38 PM (qf6WZ)
Lemme guess: her office sprouted a sign saying "closed due to unforeseen circumstances"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 09:44 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: SarahW at February 24, 2017 10:02 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: SarahW at February 24, 2017 10:09 PM (Sp1NT)
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It is really good - dialogue and superstitions are used from the actual era. Creepy as all get out. Might want to watch it twice to really get the full gist of it.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at February 24, 2017 10:24 PM (VOW1N)
Posted by: Locke Common at February 24, 2017 11:14 PM (a/dj+)
Posted by: Mark at February 25, 2017 12:12 AM (KyRkd)
Make it stop!
Posted by: Travis at February 25, 2017 01:14 PM (qjnJz)
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