Last Night on Stump the Chump With Tucker Carlson...

A pencil-necked progressive geek attempts to explain why your sex is exactly what you say it is, with no regard at all for your actual biological sex, despite the fact that major institutions (women's colleges, sex-segregated dorms, prisons, sports teams) rely on absolute (not claimed) sex as a criteria for classification.

He might also have mentioned scholarships for women, too. He does later ask about government Small Business Administration loans for women -- can Tucker apply, if he just says "I'm a chick now"?

The dweeb is dumbfounded.

Video here or below.

Posted by: Ace at 04:45 PM

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1 I'll get the corgis

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2017 04:45 PM (HDU3V)

2 First!

Posted by: Weasel at February 24, 2017 04:46 PM (Sfs6o)

3 This was Epic

Posted by: walknot at February 24, 2017 04:46 PM (FnHBZ)

4 Damnit!

Posted by: Weasel at February 24, 2017 04:46 PM (Sfs6o)

5 The guy was a SCOAMF.

Posted by: walknot at February 24, 2017 04:46 PM (FnHBZ)

6 I don't even need to watch. I know there's a fan for the shit to hit.

Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2017 04:47 PM (TppKb)

7 Guy's face looks like a toe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2017 04:47 PM (PY9jH)

8 But race is immutable.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 04:47 PM (QQ+il)

9 Time loves a hero.

Posted by: T. Carlson at February 24, 2017 04:47 PM (WHVu+)

10 as is sexual preference.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 04:47 PM (QQ+il)

11 Can't watch vids in the office cube farm but saved for later..
Just here for the comments for another two hours then.

Posted by: IP at February 24, 2017 04:47 PM (yV4wg)

12 I'm going to have to get Fox News Channel, now that there's somebody entertaining (as opposed to merely decorative. How ya doin', Megyn?).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 04:47 PM (9MVvY)

13 Title IX sports scholarships for women ... that are really men.

That would mean no women would get scholarships, they would all go to alleged transmen.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2017 04:47 PM (YMJtx)

14 We should pass a law that says only men can use the womens' room, and only women can use the mens' room. That should satisfy everyone.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2017 04:48 PM (7ZVPa)

15 But race is immutable.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 04:47 PM (QQ+il)

Really? I beg to differ.

Posted by: Sean King at February 24, 2017 04:48 PM (rF0hx)

16 I'd love for Tucker to debate Chris Cuomo.

Talk about epic....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2017 04:48 PM (PY9jH)

17 Okay, I watched. This guy's a fucking idiot.

Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2017 04:48 PM (TppKb)

18 To see the video you need to go to
http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/tucker-carlson-tonight/index.html#/v/5335054653001

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2017 04:48 PM (HDU3V)

19 But race is immutable.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 04:47 PM (QQ+il)
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However, it is not in any way as much of your phenotype as sexual segregation is.

Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 04:48 PM (2mC6G)

20 The SBA thing occurred to me the other day.

Heads would explode.

Posted by: Golfman at February 24, 2017 04:48 PM (48QDY)

21 Willowed from previous thread:

Goodness. Ace needs a good woman

Look outside NY. You can do this job anywhere. Somebody nice
Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2017 04:43 PM

^^^^^
THIS

Ace, here's the secret to life only shared with a select few:

Clean livin' and Texas women.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2017 04:49 PM (DMUuz)

22 Anti-science dork.

Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2017 04:49 PM (8b+oT)

23 Dude's a skinhead.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 04:49 PM (oVJmc)

24 We should pass a law that says only men can use the womens' room, and only women can use the mens' room. That should satisfy everyone.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2017 04:48 PM (7ZVPa)
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You should have to punch out 3 ninjas to use the mens' room and...I don't know...make a sammich for the ladies'.

Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 04:50 PM (2mC6G)

25 It's nice to see logic applied to progressives on camera.

Fire would be better but...baby steps.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 04:50 PM (NdM46)

26 Dude's a skinhead.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 04:49 PM (oVJmc)

Baldism hurts...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 04:50 PM (NdM46)

27 Doesn't anybody have any upper body strength anymore?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 24, 2017 04:50 PM (XMhQP)

28 The question must be asked in light of this new insanity...

Are anorexics fat?

Posted by: Kreplach at February 24, 2017 04:50 PM (Gh/jd)

29 anyone missing MeAgain?

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 04:50 PM (FZYNt)

30 This guy *wishes* his penis was big enough to whip out at 12 y.o. girls.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2017 04:51 PM (PY9jH)

31 And contrary to the lies of Obama and his corrupt DOJ Title IX specifically says that they may discriminate bathrooms and dressing facilities based on sex.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 24, 2017 04:51 PM (mpXpK)

32 So I decide my gender, but I don't decide my sexuality.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 04:51 PM (oVJmc)

33 I'd love for Tucker to debate Chris Cuomo.

Talk about epic....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2017 04:48 PM (PY9jH)
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It's every girl's right to see my penis.

Posted by: Christina Cuomo at February 24, 2017 04:51 PM (2mC6G)

34 I just want my ladies' night free drinks.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2017 04:51 PM (7ZVPa)

35 But race is immutable.

That's my line. you owe me royalties.

But yea, you've got 32 genders but race is nailed down like a roofing shingle, despite the dozen different complexions of the people that fucked to make you.

Right.

Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2017 04:51 PM (TppKb)

36 Tucker should require his guests to sit in a dunking booth.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 24, 2017 04:51 PM (RQs7D)

37 Guy's face looks like a toe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2017 04:47 PM (PY9jH)
..........

Another ovoid.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 04:51 PM (HgMAr)

38 Fire would be better but...baby steps.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Baby steps changed my life.

Posted by: Bob Wiley at February 24, 2017 04:51 PM (QDr6b)

39 anyone missing MeAgain?
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 04:50 PM (FZYNt)

I miss...parts of her. But the internet is full of hot blondes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 04:51 PM (NdM46)

40 So Obama issued guidelines to avoid Title IX violations,
which Obama would be bringing against the schools.

Snowflake doesn't really get what life is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 04:52 PM (oVJmc)

41 Baby steps changed my life.
Posted by: Bob Wiley at February 24, 2017 04:51 PM (QDr6b)

LOL

I hadn't thought about 'What About Bob' in a while. Thanks!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 04:52 PM (NdM46)

42 And here is the other insanity of this all...

Title IX specifically allows for sex segregation with regards to bathroom facilities.

So this pin head citing title IX is ludicrous.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 24, 2017 04:52 PM (Gh/jd)

43 I love the various looks Tucker sports. His *perplexed* face and his *WTF?* face are two of my faves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2017 04:53 PM (PY9jH)

44 27 Doesn't anybody have any upper body strength anymore?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 24, 2017 04:50 PM (XMhQP)

Not me. On the couch for four days with the flu. My core is sore from coughing.

Bingeing (?) the Sopranos has made my balls bigger though.

Posted by: Golfman at February 24, 2017 04:53 PM (48QDY)

45 I miss...parts of her. But the internet is full of hot blondes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

that's why God created porn and Algore created the conduit on which to view it

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 04:53 PM (FZYNt)

46 That particular mutant is the science advisor for the DNC .
So he advises the DNC. On science.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 24, 2017 04:53 PM (qU2ch)

47 I'd like to join the USC womens' volleyball team. Primarily for the showers.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2017 04:53 PM (7ZVPa)

48 If biology isn't determinant, then race can't be biologically defined, either.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 04:54 PM (oVJmc)

49 I miss...parts of her. But the internet is full of hot blondes.

who aren't quite so long-in-the-tooth.

Still, like the Fist of an Angry God.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 04:54 PM (QQ+il)

50 The SBA thing occurred to me the other day.

Heads would explode.
Posted by: Golfman

That & Title IX sports $$.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 04:54 PM (WFe5M)

51 This guy makes Neil deGrassy Knoll Tyson look like he has a functioning brain cell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2017 04:54 PM (PY9jH)

52 If I ever see this Bitch, I'll ask him to buy me a beer before I thrash his ass into oblivion.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2017 04:55 PM (6gk0M)

53 The question must be asked in light of this new insanity...

Are anorexics fat?
Posted by: Kreplach

Yes. You have to play along with their body dysmorphia to be tolerant. The next time a 5'6" chick that weighs 73 pounds complains about her weight, you must respond; "Yeah honey, you could lose a few."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 04:55 PM (QDr6b)

54 Why do Leftists hate science?

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2017 04:55 PM (HDU3V)

55 And these are the people that worship the ground of the 'no more debate because science says so' global warming hoax. But, go full kindergarten cop on them and say boys have a penis and girls have a vagina..youre the one thats nuts. Right.

Posted by: johny boy at February 24, 2017 04:56 PM (UNXWZ)

56

This is how you got Mengele.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)

57 that's why God created porn and Algore created the conduit on which to view it
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 04:53 PM (FZYNt)

Amen and amen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 04:56 PM (NdM46)

58 54 Why do Leftists hate science?
Posted by: Skip

only Biology

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 04:56 PM (FZYNt)

59 Title IX is what they choose to identify Title IX as being.

BS about women's sports has turned in to the boot of fascism.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 04:56 PM (oVJmc)

60 Why do Leftists hate science?

Because *facts* get in the way of the stories they make up to retain power.

Posted by: Crusader at February 24, 2017 04:56 PM (ewSN2)

61 "You clearly have some issues with this..."

HAhahahahha!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 24, 2017 04:57 PM (97XyN)

62 Bemused contempt is a powerful weapon.

Not like...10mm powerful. But still, useful.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 04:57 PM (NdM46)

63 Exactly take a 21 year old who knowingly nails a 15 year Old Girl. He can just say that day I identified myself as a 16 year old boy

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 04:57 PM (y3aQB)

64 You just know these progs leave Tucker's show all puffed up and cocksure they've won the debate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2017 04:58 PM (PY9jH)

65 I'd like to join the USC womens' volleyball team. Primarily for the showers.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2017 04:53 PM (7ZVPa)

NO NO NO ! ! ! The USC Cheerleaders team

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 04:58 PM (y3aQB)

66 But, go full kindergarten cop on them and say boys have a penis and girls have a vagina..youre the one thats nuts. Right.

Posted by: johny boy at February 24, 2017 04:56 PM (UNXWZ)
............

Boys have a penis.
Girls have a vagina.
And look, Chrissy's mommy has a penis, too!

Posted by: 12 year old girls in the locker room at February 24, 2017 04:59 PM (HgMAr)

67 Why do Leftists hate science?

Because for the most part, science is absolute.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 04:59 PM (WFe5M)

68
Transgenderism is a psychological disorder. Like homosexuality, it is merely a weapon with which to destroy the nuclear family, a pillar of Judeo-Christian civilization from time immemorial, and replace it with a totalitarian state. Once that is achieved, the gays and the transgender sickos will be fodder for the ovens.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 04:59 PM (mbhDw)

69 I'd like to join the USC womens' volleyball team. Primarily for the showers.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2017 04:53 PM (7ZVPa)

NO NO NO ! ! ! The USC Cheerleaders team
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 04:58 PM (y3aQB)

UConn girl's volleyball team. There is none higher. Or tighter.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 04:59 PM (NdM46)

70 You just know these progs leave Tucker's show all puffed up and cocksure they've won the debate.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

But only if they identify as men. Otherwise they're vagsure.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 04:59 PM (QDr6b)

71 Asking for 'guidance' on Title IX is just asking how far they want to take it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 04:59 PM (oVJmc)

72 I identify as Superman. Except I'm not faster than a speeding bullet nor can I leap a building in a single bound. Look, I had some Superman PJs when I was a kid and I thought they were really cool. Get off my back already!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2017 04:59 PM (kTF2Z)

73 A girl here in Texas who is taking testosterone to become a boy has kicked ass in girls wrestling for the past couple years. She beats the crap out of girls who are not taking testosterone all the time. Is this fair? I'm so old I remember when women got kicked out of sports for taking steroids.

Posted by: huerfano at February 24, 2017 05:00 PM (jkkMG)

74 tee hee hee hee!
*giggles*
You call THAT a penis?

Posted by: 12 year old girls in the locker room at February 24, 2017 05:00 PM (HgMAr)

75 That guy looks like one of those shape-shifting lizard people.

Wait. Here I am, commenting on someone's appearance. Weird.

Posted by: Emmie at February 24, 2017 05:00 PM (xVuS6)

76 These clowns look to government laws to somehow rationalize their warped ideas. "There have been protections for transgender on the books for blah blah blah." They really worship government and the laws and rule it makes. It's the reason Trump has them so freaked out. He's changing their religion.

Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2017 05:00 PM (8b+oT)

77 66 And look, Chrissy's mommy has a penis, too!
Posted by: 12 year old girls in the locker room at February 24, 2017 04:59 PM (HgMAr)

Nah, it's just that, uh, Clint Torrez guy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

78 Big news I read today was that Kate Upton's boyfriend , Justin Verlander identifies as asexual. She says that after a good game by him he doesn't want to have sex and they never have sex before a game.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 05:00 PM (ODaO0)

79 Not me. On the couch for four days with the flu. My core is sore from coughing.

Bingeing (?) the Sopranos has made my balls bigger though.
Posted by: Golfman

Get better soon!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 24, 2017 05:00 PM (XMhQP)

80 So when filling out forms for colleges we say that my son who has an Irish and a German name is really Native American and African American from his grandfather's side (which is utter blather except my father used to say he was Cherokee when people were trying to ask him f he were Jewish which he felt was anti Semetic) can I get a scholarship at some fancy school for him. After all, I'm convinced that my friend's son got a full scholarship because his father was Peruvian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 05:01 PM (fDdVG)

81 THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!

Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard, Hot 20-something French Chick at February 24, 2017 05:01 PM (oVJmc)

82 75 That guy looks like one of those shape-shifting lizard people.

Wait. Here I am, commenting on someone's appearance. Weird.
Posted by: Emmie at February 24, 2017 05:00 PM (xVuS6)

Anita Dunn, The Gorn unavailable for comment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw)

83 I'm so old I remember when women got kicked out of sports for taking steroids.
Posted by: huerfano

Unless they were from commie countries. Then you weren't sure if they were women or not.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 05:01 PM (QDr6b)

84 Guys should avoid sex before sports or other physical activty. Girls SHOULD have sex.

Orgasms do weird things to body chemistry.

Mind you, if I had Kate Upton...I'm not sure I could stick to that. Or if I had Molly Sims. Or...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 05:02 PM (NdM46)

85 78 Big news I read today was that Kate Upton's boyfriend , Justin Verlander identifies as asexual. She says that after a good game by him he doesn't want to have sex and they never have sex before a game.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

What the hell is the world coming to?

Posted by: Sheriff Buford T. Justice at February 24, 2017 05:02 PM (FZYNt)

86 78 Big news I read today was that Kate Upton's boyfriend , Justin Verlander identifies as asexual. She says that after a good game by him he doesn't want to have sex and they never have sex before a game.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 05:00 PM (ODaO0)

A game of what? Chess, Parchese, Stratego?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 05:02 PM (mbhDw)

87 Verlander has performance anxiety.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2017 05:02 PM (7ZVPa)

88 You can so pick your own race.

Posted by: Shaun King at February 24, 2017 05:02 PM (mxMho)

89 Exactly take a 21 year old who knowingly nails a 15 year Old Girl. He can just say that day I identified myself as a 16 year old boy
Posted by: EVLINC!

I see you've been travelling.....Sweden is wonderful this time of year.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 24, 2017 05:02 PM (XMhQP)

90 To Hell with the non-binary "science!"

You were dealt a two of clubs as a child. You cannot call it an ace just because you "identify" it as an ace.

...King Me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2017 05:02 PM (6gk0M)

91 Didn't we used to have a pretty clear distinction between "sex" (meaning biological sex) and "gender" (meaning sex-specific social stuff).

Seems like it would be useful to bring that back.

(Maybe it's buried in the same hole as the distinction between marriage as a state-endorsed contract and marriage as a traditional social arrangement.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 24, 2017 05:03 PM (10LGw)

92
78 Big news I read today was that Kate Upton's boyfriend , Justin Verlander identifies as asexual. She says that after a good game by him he doesn't want to have sex and they never have sex before a game.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 05:00 PM (ODaO0)

So in other words he's a homo. Flaming. Prancing, even.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2017 05:03 PM (XWkhW)

93 I am confused, the left doesn't want the Federal Government in their bedrooms but wants the Federal Government to force their insurance company to provide them free birth control and force every State to celebrate the lgbt community by allowing them to use any facility they want depending on how they "feel" that day.

How is that supposed to work in the real world? No answer required, completely rhetorical question.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 24, 2017 05:03 PM (le7jz)

94 Our collective Herd needs a damn good culling.

I don't think a War is going to suffice. Alien Invasion ? Zombie Outbreak ? Damned if I know.

But we're in the fucked up situation where life is so easy that stupid is allowed to not only survive, but thrive. Because the rest of us just keep pulling the load.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 05:03 PM (FVvBL)

95 That Title IX sports $$.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 04:54 PM (WFe5M)

Why does a school not have just a basketball team? If women can be drafted and serve in the infantry, why do we need separate men's and women's teams? Seems anachronistic and sexist to me.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2017 05:03 PM (UnMRd)

96 I agree with Shaun. You can definitely pick your own race.

Posted by: rachel dolezal at February 24, 2017 05:03 PM (mxMho)

97 can I get a scholarship at some fancy school for him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 05:01 PM (fDdVG)

We all have African ancestry if you go back far enough. I say put him down as African-American and if you get any pushback ask "as of when?".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 24, 2017 05:03 PM (gIRsn)

98 90 To Hell with the non-binary "science!"

You were dealt a two of clubs as a child. You cannot call it an ace just because you "identify" it as an ace.

...King Me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2017 05:02 PM (6gk0M)

"So one eyed jacks don't really exist because the other eye is there by implication!"

That was a bit from "Frasier."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 05:04 PM (mbhDw)

99 That guy looks like one of those shape-shifting lizard people.

Wait. Here I am, commenting on someone's appearance. Weird.

Posted by: Emmie at February 24, 2017 05:00 PM

In 20 years, he'll be James Carville.

Posted by: huerfano at February 24, 2017 05:04 PM (jkkMG)

100 In short, the Left wants to legally bound to acquiesce to other people's delusions and fantasies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

101 "So one eyed jacks don't really exist because the other eye is there by implication!"
That was a bit from "Frasier."
-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 05:04 PM (mbhDw)

Sounds like something Niles would say.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2017 05:05 PM (6gk0M)

102 to=you

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 05:05 PM (oVJmc)

103 101
Sounds like something Niles would say.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2017 05:05 PM (6gk0M)

No, it was Frasier. He was pissed at Dr. Phil and accused him at cheating him out of money in a poker game.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 05:06 PM (mbhDw)

104 Call me when the 18-25 year old women are required to register for the draft. I am not for it, but ladies, ya'll need to pick your gender first! (Moronettes excepted...) Just bein' polite. Until then, I am tempted to pee in their stalls just for the hell of it.

Posted by: catman at February 24, 2017 05:06 PM (5H2BV)

105 She says that after a good game by him he doesn't want to have sex and they never have sex before a game.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 05:00 PM (ODaO0)
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I think he's watched Bull Durham one too many times.

Posted by: WisRich at February 24, 2017 05:06 PM (hdpay)

106 Big news I read today was that Kate Upton's boyfriend , Justin Verlander identifies as asexual. She says that after a good game by him he doesn't want to have sex and they never have sex before a game.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 05:00 PM (ODaO0)

Dude's banging a guy in the clubhouse. That's just the excuse he's giving her. Asexual. Riiiiiiiiight. Dude's a peter puffer.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 05:06 PM (WFe5M)

107 In short, the Left wants to legally bound to acquiesce to other people's delusions and fantasies.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

And to use the Military to test every single one of their perverted s wet dreams

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2017 05:06 PM (SjImc)

108 Finally, The Rock has returned to AoSHQ!

Posted by: The Rock at February 24, 2017 05:06 PM (DMUuz)

109 92
So in other words he's a homo. Flaming. Prancing, even.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2017 05:03 PM (XWkhW)
.........

The science is settled.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 05:07 PM (HgMAr)

110 Dude's banging a guy in the clubhouse. That's just the excuse he's giving her. Asexual. Riiiiiiiiight. Dude's a peter puffer.
Posted by: rickb223

no he stays with her cause she is a good cook and keeps a clean house

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 05:07 PM (FZYNt)

111 If an Asian woman identified as a Black male, she could get into Harvard with an SAT score 450 points lower.

https://tinyurl.com/onb527m

Posted by: Hepcat at February 24, 2017 05:07 PM (5b+Sr)

112 In short, the Left wants to legally bound to acquiesce to other people's delusions and fantasies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 05:04 PM

Until they don't. It's case by case.

Posted by: huerfano at February 24, 2017 05:07 PM (jkkMG)

113
97 can I get a scholarship at some fancy school for him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 05:01 PM (fDdVG)

We all have African ancestry if you go back far enough. I say put him down as African-American and if you get any pushback ask "as of when?".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 24, 2017 05:03 PM (gIRsn)

Err, for some white folks it's not that far a walk. For example:

Charlize Theron: African-American

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2017 05:07 PM (XWkhW)

114 "No, it was Frasier. He was pissed at Dr. Phil and accused him at cheating him out of money in a poker game."
-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 05:06 PM (mbhDw)

Ahhh... now I remember the "Dr. Phil episode".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2017 05:07 PM (6gk0M)

115
The bald-headed stooge kept insisting on how the poor innocent mental cases were vulnerable and victims.

The obvious follow-up would have been "how so?"

But Tucker ripped him a new one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 05:07 PM (mbhDw)

116 Gender is merely a social construct, like gravity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 24, 2017 05:07 PM (Nwg0u)

117 So in other words he's a homo. Flaming. Prancing, even.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2017 05:03 PM (XWkhW)

Nah....he's a pitcher...they're all nuts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 05:07 PM (rF0hx)

118 Big news I read today was that Kate Upton's boyfriend , Justin Verlander identifies as asexual. She says that after a good game by him he doesn't want to have sex and they never have sex before a game.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 05:00 PM (ODaO0)

Dude's banging a guy in the clubhouse. That's just the excuse he's giving her. Asexual. Riiiiiiiiight. Dude's a peter puffer.
Posted by: rickb223

I'd like to offer my services to be their Paolo. Kate deserves a good time too.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 05:08 PM (QDr6b)

119 to be clear , I was being sarcastic about identifying as asexual playing off the story Upton told on a talk show.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 05:08 PM (ODaO0)

120
I'm so old I remember when women got kicked out of sports for taking steroids.
Posted by: huerfano at February 24, 2017 05:00 PM (jkkMG)

This is about us isn't it?

Posted by: East German Womens Swim Team at February 24, 2017 05:08 PM (lKyWE)

121 I can see Verlander not wanting to have sex before pitching. But after? I would think after you pitched a good game, you'd be feeling pretty frisky.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 24, 2017 05:08 PM (ZM2xo)

122 113
Err, for some white folks it's not that far a walk. For example:

Charlize Theron: African-American

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2017 05:07 PM (XWkhW)

She's black? Angel-food Davis/Talcum X black or for real?

Remake of "Pinky" might be in order.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 05:08 PM (mbhDw)

123 So in other words he's a homo. Flaming. Prancing, even.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2017 05:03 PM (XWkhW)

He does not avoid women, IllTemperedCur. But he does deny them his essence.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 24, 2017 05:09 PM (8nWyX)

124 This is why I'd respect Jenner if he at least got his dick chopped off. That would show that at least he was committed to the idea - it would act as a filter to filter out perverts who merely wanted to get into the ladies room.

Remember this guy? Collen Francis: http://preview.tinyurl.com/bcss4py

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 05:09 PM (W8bn5)

125 How many of them wrote stories condemning journalist?

Posted by: Jean at February 24, 2017 05:09 PM (5HQnh)

126 The guy was hilarious. And earnest. His head bobbed up and down like someone was bouncing it.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 24, 2017 05:09 PM (Ivjge)

127 This is about us isn't it?

Posted by: East German Womens Swim Team at February 24, 2017 05:08 PM

You were a social construct. Who knew?

Posted by: huerfano at February 24, 2017 05:09 PM (jkkMG)

128 But race is immutable.

-
Beat it!

- Michael Jackson

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 24, 2017 05:09 PM (Nwg0u)

129 I recently noticed how the LGBT thing has the "L" first. Like, "ladies first!" I wonder if the gays also hold the door open for them.

Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2017 05:10 PM (8b+oT)

130 >>In short, the Left wants to legally bound to acquiesce to other people's delusions and fantasies.

Isn't this the story of Global Warming?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 24, 2017 05:10 PM (/tuJf)

131 Unless he's never had sex with Kate Upton or very rarely Kate Upton's boyfriend is not asexual. Because it sounds like he doesn't want to deplete his energy before a game and for whatever reason (and not because he's gay( doesn't want to do it after a a game. As we all know people's sexual tastes and frequency varies/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 05:10 PM (fDdVG)

132 I'm assuming with real Officers in charge , using the military as a Leftist experiment will end.

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2017 05:10 PM (HDU3V)

133 I identify as Superman. Except I'm not faster than a speeding bullet nor can I leap a building in a single bound.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2017 04:59 PM (kTF2Z)
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Seems to me that it would be really intolerant of me to bring up all your shortcomings like that, though.

Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 05:10 PM (2mC6G)

134 So Kate's "boyfriend" doesn't want to dork her?
The fucking world has gone mad.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 05:10 PM (HgMAr)

135 130 >>In short, the Left wants to legally bound to acquiesce to other people's delusions and fantasies.

Isn't this the story of Global Warming?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 24, 2017 05:10 PM (/tuJf)

Or national health?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 05:10 PM (mbhDw)

136 Nah....he's a pitcher...they're all nuts.

He can breathe through his eyelids like a lava lizard.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 05:10 PM (QQ+il)

137 If I identify as an illegal alien, can I get away with multiple felonies in San Fancisco?

Posted by: Hepcat at February 24, 2017 05:11 PM (5b+Sr)

138 can see Verlander not wanting to have sex before pitching. But after? I would think after you pitched a good game, you'd be feeling pretty frisky.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 24, 2017 05:08 PM (ZM2xo) Not that I would ever know, but I would think that pitching any MLB game--especially as a starter--has got to take a lot out of you, win or lose.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 24, 2017 05:11 PM (7uYFy)

139
The amazing part about Leftists is they will go to ridiculous lengths just to say Trump is a meanie. No matter how foolish they look.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2017 05:11 PM (ODxAs)

140
Err, for some white folks it's not that far a walk. For example:

Charlize Theron: African-American

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2017 05:07 PM (XWkhW)

She's black? Angel-food Davis/Talcum X black or for real?

Remake of "Pinky" might be in order.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 05:08 PM (mbhDw)

She's African, Boern and raised. Immigrated to the US and is now a US citizen.

So, African-American.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2017 05:11 PM (XWkhW)

141 to be clear , I was being sarcastic about identifying as asexual playing off the story Upton told on a talk show.

You'd be amazed at the damage that can be done in just a couple of misunderstood minutes...

Posted by: Billy Squier at February 24, 2017 05:11 PM (ewSN2)

142 This is from the selective service site:

"U.S. citizens or immigrants who are born male and changed their gender to female are still required to register."

Posted by: catman at February 24, 2017 05:11 PM (5jdSv)

143 Tucker will never run out of idiots to interview.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 24, 2017 05:11 PM (ZM2xo)

144 Nah....he's a pitcher

---

Or possibly a catcher

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2017 05:12 PM (7ZVPa)

145 140 She's African, Boern and raised. Immigrated to the US and is now a US citizen.

So, African-American.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2017 05:11 PM (XWkhW)

I get it. Actually we have a black South African friend who said the same thing but as a joke.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2017 05:12 PM (mbhDw)

146 134 So Kate's "boyfriend" doesn't want to dork her?
The fucking world has gone mad.
Posted by: wth

I'm sure if Kate is really broken up about it she could find a willing partner in the time it takes to blink your eyes. Turn on the ol' "Bat Signal" and there would be a line around the block

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 05:12 PM (FZYNt)

147 Exactly take a 21 year old who knowingly nails a 15 year Old Girl. He can just say that day I identified myself as a 16 year old boy
Posted by: EVLINC!

I see you've been travelling.....Sweden is wonderful this time of year.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat

Bzzzt! Wrong. In Sweden, you'd say, I identify as a Muslim refugee.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 05:12 PM (W8bn5)

148 Look at my fat ass! I demand liposuction NOW!!!

Posted by: Anorexic 80 lb teenage girl at February 24, 2017 05:12 PM (8b+oT)

149 This whole transgender thing is just another lawfare tactic. I'll be whatever I want to be on any given day and if you don't recognize that I'll sue your ass. The feminists ought to be screaming to high heaven.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2017 05:12 PM (giLZa)

150 This is why I'd respect Jenner if he at least got his dick chopped off. That would show that at least he was committed to the idea - it would act as a filter to filter out perverts who merely wanted to get into the ladies room.

Remember this guy? Collen Francis: http://preview.tinyurl.com/bcss4py
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 05:09 PM (W8bn5)
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Yeah, but here's the weird part, he thinks he might still want to schtupp the ladies.

Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 05:12 PM (2mC6G)

151 Lefties:

'Ruth Bader-Meinhoff says the age of consent should be 12.
Milo says the age of consent should be 13.
Bill Mahr says the age of consent should be 14.
Chris Coumo says the age of being consented should be 12.

That Milo is horrible!""

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 24, 2017 05:12 PM (gJ3Q3)

152
You know who has the final say on this?
The surgery room.
Let me know when Caitlyn Jenner goes in for total total hysterectomy or Chaz Bono for a TURP (Transurethral resection of the prostate).

Posted by: YIKES! at February 24, 2017 05:13 PM (yfObW)

153 She's African, Boern and raised.

ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 05:13 PM (QQ+il)

154 I'm assuming with real Officers in charge , using the military as a Leftist experiment will end.
Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2017 05:10 PM (HDU3V)

I hope, I Think so, but it is not easy stopping a huge ship like the Military and turning it on a dime.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2017 05:13 PM (SjImc)

155 Oh, sure you let me comment now, you fuckers.

But, what about when I was fat.

Huh?

What about that? You bastards!

What about when I weighed 10 pounds more than i do now?

Boo hoo hoo hoo!!!

I need a safe space!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake caught Teh Krayzeee at February 24, 2017 05:13 PM (vZ9Fw)

156
In 1984, O'Brien said, 2+2=5 if the party says it does and that is how the left lives. They are told what to think and believe based on whatever fits the agenda and they will blindly adhere to that and change direction in a second without ever blinking

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 05:13 PM (493sH)

157 So Kate's "boyfriend" doesn't want to dork her?
The fucking world has gone mad.

To be totally fair, Milo wouldn't bork Kate Upton either.
FWIW.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 05:13 PM (WFe5M)

158 We're not in Petkanas anymore, Toto.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 05:13 PM (IqV8l)

159 143 Tucker will never run out of idiots to interview.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 24, 2017 05:11 PM (ZM2xo)

+++

They are out there aplenty and he keeps running them through the wringer. But they still go on his show.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 24, 2017 05:13 PM (Ivjge)

160 Peawit says what?

Posted by: Og at February 24, 2017 05:13 PM (LAe3v)

161 Finally, The Rock has returned to AoSHQ!
Posted by: The Rock at February 24, 2017 05:06 PM (DMUuz)

I hear you're the most electrifying figure in commentary entertainment.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 05:13 PM (NdM46)

162 I'm not sure someone so completely bereft of testosterone should be commenting on gender issues. Just because this sugary treat pees sitting down doesn't mean he gets to piss next to the ladies.

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 24, 2017 05:13 PM (HL3BI)

163
I thought the best part was when he explained that the only reason President Trump did this was because he was emasculated by Putin and was just trying to prove he was tough by picking on the weakest members of society

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 24, 2017 05:13 PM (lKyWE)

164 From what I saw Kate and Verlanber have plenty of sex

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2017 05:13 PM (SjImc)

165 tee hee hee hee!
*giggles*
You call THAT a penis?

Posted by: 12 year old girls in the locker room

Enter twelve and a half year old John Holmes. Yeah, I don't think they're laughing anymore.

Except at 99% of males they ever meat for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 05:13 PM (ZFUt7)

166 Yeah, but here's the weird part, he thinks he might still want to schtupp the ladies.

Posted by: Axeman
-----
Caitlyn Jenner's dick identifies as a strap-on.

Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2017 05:14 PM (8b+oT)

167 Yes all sports have cord tryouts, good luck wymens

Posted by: Jean at February 24, 2017 05:14 PM (5HQnh)

168 "We do a grave disservice to those who have what is so obviously a psychiatric condition...body dysmorphia. We don't humor people who have other forms of body dysmorphia, like anorexia. We treat them. We try to save them."

http://tinyurl.com/jf2x8kn

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 05:14 PM (rF0hx)

169 136 Nah....he's a pitcher...they're all nuts. "

One even puts carrots in his chili.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 24, 2017 05:14 PM (ZM2xo)

170 I note that bald dude said that deciding your own gender was "settled science." They love those two words, don't they.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 24, 2017 05:15 PM (xQfPr)

171 I would think after you pitched a good game, you'd be feeling pretty frisky.

Don't know about that ... but oh boy, after a good program test at work, or a particularly clever data analysis where my model replicates actual data ... well, I don't like to brag. Lets just say the kids go to bed early and ScoggWife sleeps in.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 05:15 PM (FVvBL)

172 This dude's on the wrong side of herstory.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 05:15 PM (wPiJc)

173 Tucker's guest is a child predator. He just has that vibe.

I usually get that vibe from most people I see or hear pushing this restroom perversion.

Posted by: Fauchahontas at February 24, 2017 05:15 PM (Fmupd)

174 What's all this hullabaloo about male or female? Who cares!? The focus really needs to be on Dolphin-Americans and how we are marginalized into obscurity.

Posted by: Randy Marsh at February 24, 2017 05:15 PM (1CroS)

175 Maybe Kate Upton didn't feel like being specific about her sex life and rather than say, 'Mind your own fucking business", she gently deflected the question by making it about Verlander's career.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 24, 2017 05:15 PM (7uYFy)

176 You don't fuck with Tuck!

Posted by: Todd at February 24, 2017 05:15 PM (LZJOv)

177 From what I saw Kate and Verlanber have plenty of sex

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2017 05:13 PM (SjImc)

They let you watch?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 05:15 PM (493sH)

178 Hmmmm....

So, I just realized colleges could cease funding women's sports under Title Nein, if they just declared all their men to be women, but demanded they be allowed to play in the men's leagues.

So...Uhh...who's gonna be the first to figure this out and unravel T9?

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at February 24, 2017 05:16 PM (dzmBR)

179 Except at 99% of males they ever meat for the rest of their lives.

ISWYDT

Youse guys are incorrigible.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 05:16 PM (QQ+il)

180 Oh, wait...

I could comment.

...........never mind.

Posted by: naturalfake lost Teh Krayzeee at February 24, 2017 05:16 PM (vZ9Fw)

181 Off stupid sock

Posted by: Soona at February 24, 2017 05:16 PM (Fmupd)

182 From what I saw Kate and Verlanber have plenty of sex

pics or it didn't...

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 05:16 PM (FZYNt)

183 129 I recently noticed how the LGBT thing has the "L" first. Like, "ladies first!" I wonder if the gays also hold the door open for them.
Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2017 05:10 PM (8b+oT)

Takes the ex-Bruce Jenner forever to get anywhere. He/she keeps holding the door open for him/herself but being a modern transgendered person refuses.

You just can't win.

Posted by: Hepcat at February 24, 2017 05:16 PM (5b+Sr)

184 ...what is this "consent" you're talking about?

Posted by: Mohammed sez... at February 24, 2017 05:16 PM (hqZPQ)

185 @Muldoon
I don't know if I should laugh or groan.
So...well done.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 05:17 PM (NdM46)

186 What's all this hullabaloo about male or female? Who cares!? The focus really needs to be on Dolphin-Americans and how we are marginalized into obscurity.
Posted by: Randy Marsh at February 24, 2017 05:15 PM (1CroS)

Bzzzzt. Sorry, that was Gerald Broflovsky that identified as a dolphin.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 05:17 PM (QDr6b)

187 170 I note that bald dude said that deciding your own gender was "settled science." They love those two words, don't they.
--

You've got to applaud their consistency.

(Also, style guide says we should be calling him "Powder".)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 24, 2017 05:17 PM (4bKiB)

188 "One even puts carrots in his chili."
-Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 24, 2017 05:14 PM (ZM2xo)

This is one Horde Urban Legend that just won't die... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2017 05:17 PM (6gk0M)

189
I decided that I Identify living in the early 1980"s.
I want in on the Apple, Google, Amazon and other IPO's.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 24, 2017 05:18 PM (yfObW)

190
For all of you jackwagons defending Verlander......he's banging Kate Upton and I'm not. Therefore, the rat bastard is fair game.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2017 05:18 PM (XWkhW)

191 Gender is a social construct. And quit interfering with my other construct of imposed mass psychosis.

Posted by: pencil-necked progressive geek at February 24, 2017 05:19 PM (1CroS)

192 From what I saw Kate and Verlanber have plenty of sex

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2017 05:13 PM (SjImc)

They let you watch?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 05:15 PM (493sH)

From what I saw Kate and Verlanber have plenty of sex

pics or it didn't...
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 05:16 PM (FZYNt)

There were pics and plenty of them on the Internet a while back. One of their accounts got hacked and they were out there. Not sure if they still are. But they were real and Upton looked fantastic!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2017 05:19 PM (SjImc)

193
Posted by: JoeF. at February 24, 2017 05:15 PM (7uYFy)

I think she didn't have a problem.

"There's no sex before a game" Upton,24 insisted, "absolutely none"

She added. " what I've just found out is, if he plays too well, there's no sex after either. What a buzzkill for me!"

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 05:19 PM (ODaO0)

194 Bzzzzt. Sorry, that was Gerald Broflovsky that identified as a dolphin.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 05:17 PM (QDr6b)

I thought it was Larry Csonka

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 05:19 PM (493sH)

195 I love it that he has the gall to say to Tucker, "Now you're just being silly." Priceless.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 24, 2017 05:19 PM (Ivjge)

196 To be totally fair, Milo wouldn't bork Kate Upton either.
FWIW.

-
BURN THE WITCH!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 24, 2017 05:19 PM (Nwg0u)

197 63
Exactly take a 21 year old who knowingly nails a 15 year Old Girl. He
can just say that day I identified myself as a 16 year old boy

Posted by: EVLINC!

Brilliant! The toaster humper just has to say that that day, he identified as a slice of pumpernickel.

Posted by: Og at February 24, 2017 05:20 PM (LAe3v)

198 I thought it was Larry Csonka
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Didn't he identify as a gladiator?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 05:20 PM (QDr6b)

199 So Kate Upton needs 5 days of rest between starts?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 24, 2017 05:20 PM (hqZPQ)

200 Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. Guess I should just go eat a bag of dicks. Yeah!

Posted by: Justin Verlander at February 24, 2017 05:21 PM (vRcUp)

201 These delusional queers treat life like a video game. They want to set the "difficulty" to their level.

It doesn't work that way.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2017 05:21 PM (6gk0M)

202 There were pics and plenty of them on the Internet a while back.

If Kate ever decided to give it up to me ... that camera would have to have one hell of a flash.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 05:21 PM (FVvBL)

203 I want the cheat codes to life.
I want superpowers, damn it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 05:21 PM (NdM46)

204 Lets see if Zak proffers a Gender Studies "scientist" to back up this foolishness.

All of this stuff has spawned from the university fever swamps. It wasn't shut down there for being laughable, and now its into the bloodstream of liberal thought, forcing the rest of the country to deal with it.

Posted by: Revenant at February 24, 2017 05:21 PM (ER4LC)

205 So as a Tiger, Verlander's sex life can begin in earnest in early September.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 24, 2017 05:22 PM (hqZPQ)

206 That guy is a weakling!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 05:22 PM (wPiJc)

207 My better half and I saw that last night and laughed our asses off.
Here's honestly what I don't get-- if you are anorexic you think you are fat even though you are starving and it's a body dysmorphic disorder.
How then is looking at your dick and saying you are a woman NOT a body dysmorphic disorder?!?!

Posted by: keena at February 24, 2017 05:22 PM (RiTnx)

208 I note that bald dude said that deciding your own gender was "settled science." They love those two words, don't they.

At which point, Tucker should have said "Oh really. Please tell us about your credentials that qualify you to make such a statement".

Posted by: Og at February 24, 2017 05:22 PM (LAe3v)

209 Kate shags like a minx!

Posted by: Austin Powers at February 24, 2017 05:23 PM (SIY7D)

210 Transgenderism used to be body dismorphia. It was treated like a mental illness, which it is.

Frankly, as much as I think psychiatry is voodoo, the DSM III was a lot more accurate than the later editions.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 05:23 PM (NdM46)

211 207 My better half and I saw that last night and laughed our asses off.
Here's honestly what I don't get-- if you are anorexic you think you are fat even though you are starving and it's a body dysmorphic disorder.
How then is looking at your dick and saying you are a woman NOT a body dysmorphic disorder?!?!
Posted by: keena at February 24, 2017 05:22 PM (RiTnx)

+++

I have often thought this as a good example.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 24, 2017 05:23 PM (Ivjge)

212 If convicted of a crime and sentenced to prison, can Tucker demand to be sent to a women's prison?
Dweeb says the question is absurd.
Um...
Chelsea Manning?

Posted by: scoville delurks for just a sec at February 24, 2017 05:23 PM (hWh8W)

213 Where does Tucker find these people.

It's like watching Canadians club baby seals.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 24, 2017 05:24 PM (SIY7D)

214 "I love it that he has the gall to say to Tucker, "Now you're just being silly." Priceless."
-Posted by: washrivergal at February 24, 2017 05:19 PM (Ivjge)

*HAH!*

While Tucker has a tendency to come un-tracked, himself?

This thumb-head went Dr. Seuss in a hurry... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2017 05:24 PM (6gk0M)

215 It's like watching Canadians club baby seals.

Posted by: Ignoramus

Baby seals that just gorged on Botox.

Posted by: Og at February 24, 2017 05:25 PM (LAe3v)

216 He looks like Egg McMuffin with anorexia.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2017 05:25 PM (4ErVI)

217 Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. Guess I should just go eat a bag of dicks. Yeah!

Posted by: Justin Verlander at February 24, 2017 05:21 PM (vRcUp)
............

Don't worry about us. Focus. Focus on the fun bags. If things get too tense, think about baseball.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 05:25 PM (HgMAr)

218 Unless he's never had sex with Kate Upton or very rarely Kate Upton's boyfriend is not asexual. Because it sounds like he doesn't want to deplete his energy before a game and for whatever reason (and not because he's gay( doesn't want to do it after a a game. As we all know people's sexual tastes and frequency varies/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 05:10 PM (fDdVG)

Keep in mind that baseball players are a very superstitious lot; I'd chalk some of it up to that. Plus, if he's gone a lot of innings on the mound, his arm and shoulder are probably sore as hell.

Posted by: Country Singer says GTHOM! at February 24, 2017 05:25 PM (GUBah)

219 Why does a school not have just a basketball team? If women can be drafted and serve in the infantry, why do we need separate men's and women's teams? Seems anachronistic and sexist to me.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2017 05:03 PM (UnMRd)

This is a damn fine point.

The problem with twisting reality is that there are unpredictable ways in which those twists align, such that the left is, predictably, caught in all sorts of contradictions in their arguments.

But I had not heard this specific one made before.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2017 05:25 PM (yL25O)

220 It's like watching Canadians club baby seals.
Posted by: Ignoramus

Only I'd feel bad watching a cute little baby seal get its brains bashed in. This "guy" not so much.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 05:26 PM (QDr6b)

221 I didn't know Egg "operator as fuck" McMuffin was a civil rights scholar also.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 24, 2017 05:26 PM (7N6ox)

222 How many teen flicks have in them girls taking on the opposing team to wear them out so they loose the big game?

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2017 05:26 PM (HDU3V)

223 13 Title IX sports scholarships for women ... that are really men.

That would mean no women would get scholarships, they would all go to alleged transmen.

Posted by: illiniwek

Screw this. The good news is Ima play in the next women's world hockey championships. The bad news, Ima play for Canada. Suk it losers! and hold the door--56 year old fatgirl comin' thru. I want some of that sweet medal bling.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 24, 2017 05:26 PM (iWW0H)

224 She added. " what I've just found out is, if he plays too well, there's no sex after either. What a buzzkill for me!" ///

If a starting pitcher plays well, he's presumably going deep into a game. My arm was dead after ~80 pitches in HS BB. Verlander hits triple digits and needs 100+ for a CG mostly likely. If he's doing anything afterward it involves somebody else doing the work while his arm lies on a bucket of ice.

Posted by: fightwinger at February 24, 2017 05:26 PM (n1yh9)

225 Here's honestly what I don't get-- if you are anorexic you think you are fat even though you are starving and it's a body dysmorphic disorder.
How then is looking at your dick and saying you are a woman NOT a body dysmorphic disorder?!?!

Posted by: keena at February 24, 2017 05:22 PM (RiTnx)
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Body dysmorphia is even weirder than that. Some people get the idea that an arm or leg "doesn't belong to them" and want it hacked off.

Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 05:26 PM (2mC6G)

226 Plus, if he's gone a lot of innings on the mound

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 05:27 PM (FVvBL)

227 Maybe Kate Upton didn't feel like being specific about her sex life and rather than say, 'Mind your own fucking business", she gently deflected the question by making it about Verlander's career.

Then you say, "I'd rather not discuss that."
NOT "My bf is asexual and won't schtup me."

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 05:27 PM (WFe5M)

228 If you're a tranny woman can't you just pull on your dick till you pull it off?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2017 05:28 PM (giLZa)

229
If I decide to use the women's bathroom and told this this is for ladies I get to use that classic comeback.
"So is this but every once in awhile I have to run a little water through it."

Posted by: YIKES! at February 24, 2017 05:28 PM (yfObW)

230 Mr. Jenner! Tear down your dick!

Posted by: Ronald Reagan at February 24, 2017 05:28 PM (W8bn5)

231 Most laughable line from the deranged Lefty (BIRM) claiming that its perfectly legit to determine one's own sex...."It's settled science!!"

That belly bursting laugh nearly made me fall out of my chair.

Posted by: john doesky at February 24, 2017 05:28 PM (7GvGz)

232 Have you seen the billboard that the feminist are having a fit over?

Real Men Provide
Real Women Appreciate It

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 05:28 PM (ODaO0)

233 129 I recently noticed how the LGBT thing has the "L" first.

Makes it easy to pronounce: "LOG-BUTT."

As in, something up there bigger than a stick.

Posted by: Toad-O at February 24, 2017 05:28 PM (cct0t)

234 First, there is no such thing as "settled science" in any scientific field. If it isn't open for questioning and testing then it isn't science... its religion.

Second, the brain scan studies that these people base their "settled science" on are poorly structured and suffer from many biases not the least of which is small sample bias (and that is before up to HALF of study participants just fall out of contact with the study authors... many likely because they suicided). Those "studies" are no more statistically valid than phrenology.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 05:28 PM (9nCnN)

235 I'm going to bring a lawsuit about the fact that there has never, ever, been a woman with a penis in a Summers Eve commercial.

Posted by: pep at February 24, 2017 05:28 PM (LAe3v)

236 It will shock none of you to learn that the dweeb was arrested for possession of Meth in the past.

Posted by: Lauren at February 24, 2017 05:28 PM (fbFrw)

237 Will wrestling finally bring back Andy Kaufman's Intergender Championship Belt?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 05:29 PM (QDr6b)

238 I am stumped as to how Tucker gets any lib to appear on his show but...good on him.

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2017 05:29 PM (Enq6K)

239 So, this means Racheal Dolezal and Elizabeth Warren can't be a different race cuz they feels it but they CAN be men.

Posted by: Janetoo at February 24, 2017 05:29 PM (t3qE+)

240 Half the actual women athletes should be using the men's room.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 24, 2017 05:29 PM (iWW0H)

241 Takes the ex-Bruce Jenner forever to get anywhere. He/she keeps holding the door open for him/herself but being a modern transgendered person refuses.

Posted by: Hepcat at February 24, 2017 05:16 PM (5b+Sr)
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It's the time xe berates xerself because xe wouldn't have done it when xe was heavier.

Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 05:29 PM (2mC6G)

242 Skinny suit skinhead only went on Tucker's show for one reason - to say Trump is a monster and a coward on national TV.

All his hipster friends afterward high-fived and said "you totally OWNED, dude!"

Posted by: blaster at February 24, 2017 05:30 PM (tewYv)

243 Pencil Boy kept denying it, but there are already males showing up in women's locker rooms and taking home sports trophies meant for girls.

Remember when they said it would stop with marriage? it's not stopping. Nor would this be the end,

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 24, 2017 05:30 PM (gJ3Q3)

244 I am stumped as to how Tucker gets any lib to appear on his show but...good on him.

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2017 05:29 PM (Enq6K)
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Elitism + no sense of self-awareness are all helps in that department.

Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 05:30 PM (2mC6G)

245 OK, been busy so I'm late and driving by but howling over..

"Petition for Obama to run for President of France"!

Where the hell was this in 2007? Could have saved us a of grief.

Posted by: Mathers at February 24, 2017 05:30 PM (1i/i6)

246 Dad78leftofNPR: Trump just blocked a bunch of news organizations from a press briefing! CNN, NY Times, LA Times...

Me: They are blocked from entering the White House?

Dad: I don't know about that but look at this headline "AN UNPRECENDENTED ACT"

Me: but your souce is CNN lol, maybe there is more to the story...

Dad: Are you saying it's not true? It's right there!

Me: I'm saying that's their spin on it. We are at the point where more than half the stories are now fake, so no, I don't believe it. I will look into it and let you know

Me: *pulls up Reuters.com I see nothing. Do a search: nothing. Drudge: nothing Fox: nothing*

Me: Not one single story on Reuters = non-story

QED

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 24, 2017 05:30 PM (TixTl)

247 First, there is no such thing as "settled science" in any scientific field. If it isn't open for questioning and testing then it isn't science... its religion.

"Settled Science" is a left wing construct similar to "White Privilege" and "Safe Space"

Control the language, Control the talking points. And THAT is where we fucked up by letting the Left do that. FIGHT BACK

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2017 05:31 PM (SjImc)

248 219 Why does a school not have just a basketball team? If women can be drafted and serve in the infantry, why do we need separate men's and women's teams? Seems anachronistic and sexist to me.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2017 05:03 PM (UnMRd)

That's exactly what we want. Good! We've won this battle. Let's go on to the next.

Posted by: Leftists at February 24, 2017 05:31 PM (Fmupd)

249 I am stumped as to how Tucker gets any lib to appear on his show but...good on him.
--

To be honest, I'd like the show a lot better if he found smarter libs. (Bring back Teen Vogue, for instance.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 24, 2017 05:31 PM (4bKiB)

250 Also, these people... and that particular pinhead... rest their claims on the assertion that gender!=sex. I think them relying on Title IX which specifically bans SEX (not gender) discrimination in school activities completely destroys that underlying assertion.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 05:31 PM (9nCnN)

251 I'm going to bring a lawsuit about the fact that there has never, ever, been a woman with a penis in a Summers Eve commercial.

'Zactly! Because that shit gets funky on a hot summer afternoon!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 05:31 PM (WFe5M)

252 >>Keep in mind that baseball players are a very superstitious lot; I'd chalk some of it up to that. Plus, if he's gone a lot of innings on the mound, his arm and shoulder are probably sore as hell.

I'm pretty sure I could find a way to bang Kate Upton with a sore shoulder.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 24, 2017 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

253 Because it sounds like he doesn't want to deplete his energy before a game and for whatever reason (and not because he's gay( doesn't want to do it after a a game.

Purity of Essence.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 05:31 PM (oVJmc)

254
35 But race is immutable.

That's my line. you owe me royalties.

But yea, you've got 32 genders but race is nailed down like a roofing shingle, despite the dozen different complexions of the people that fucked to make you.

Right.

Posted by: JEM

The indispensable feature is that there was at least one man and one woman in the pile.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 24, 2017 05:32 PM (iWW0H)

255 I don't think because I said so makes him right.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 24, 2017 05:32 PM (nQHw/)

256 @219 ... hell, yeah! We'll teach you boys a thing or too about towel snapping.

Posted by: WNBA at February 24, 2017 05:32 PM (hqZPQ)

257 I am stumped as to how Tucker gets any lib to appear on his show but...good on him.

Because, by and large, they all live in the same echo chamber and can not even conceive of the idea that anyone disagrees with them.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2017 05:32 PM (SjImc)

258
Because it sounds like he doesn't want to deplete his energy before a game and for whatever reason (and not because he's gay( doesn't want to do it after a a game.

Pitching is all leg drive really.After driving off the mound 100 times you might feel a bit weak

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 24, 2017 05:32 PM (lKyWE)

259 There is nothing too ludicrous that you couldn't get justified under the Tranny clause.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 05:32 PM (oVJmc)

260 I'm pretty sure I could find a way to bang Kate Upton with a sore shoulder.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 24, 2017 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

But what if she complains? Give her some ibuprofen at least, man.

Posted by: blaster at February 24, 2017 05:32 PM (tewYv)

261 Transgenderism used to be body dismorphia. It was treated like a mental illness, which it is.
Frankly, as much as I think psychiatry is voodoo, the DSM III was a lot more accurate than the later editions.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

It's almost as if the Dems cruise the DSM, looking for 'victims'. I think they cruised past the letter 's' -- scatological. Michelle's lunch program pretty much covered eating sh-t.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 05:32 PM (ZFUt7)

262 If you're a tranny woman can't you just pull on your dick till you pull it off?

Posted by: Ben Had

I think this new class of tranny idiot who never wants to go through with the bottom surgery are like the "stolen valor" clowns who do not even know the right way to pin on their medals.

By getting the surgery, a) the perverts will be weeded out. b) they will be less capable of doing harm. They will also be less motivated to commit harm, as they will be like neutered animals. c) they will be unable to reproduce.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 05:33 PM (W8bn5)

263 I am stumped as to how Tucker gets any lib to appear on his show but...good on him.

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2017 05:29 PM (Enq6K)

They probably think being liberal they are sooooo much smarter than him and will school him and even after getting their asses handed to them they probably still think that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 05:33 PM (493sH)

264
BTW
There was a case when a convicted male criminal identified as a female and was sent to to a women's prison.
They put him back in a male prison because he was banging all the inmates.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 24, 2017 05:33 PM (yfObW)

265 First, there is no such thing as "settled science" in any scientific field. If it isn't open for questioning and testing then it isn't science... its religion.

Theory of relativity and Newton's laws are pretty settled.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 05:33 PM (WFe5M)

266 Also, these people... and that particular pinhead... rest their claims on the assertion that gender!=sex. I think them relying on Title IX which specifically bans SEX (not gender) discrimination in school activities completely destroys that underlying assertion.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 05:31 PM (9nCnN)
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That's precisely why he was stating that schools (libs in schools) were asking for that guidance. They know that it's a Title IX clusterfuck, and they want something legal and official sounding to back them up.

Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 05:33 PM (2mC6G)

267 I'm pretty sure I could find a way to bang Kate Upton with a sore shoulder.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 24, 2017 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

I think your doing it wrong?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2017 05:33 PM (SjImc)

268 248 219 Why does a school not have just a basketball team?

How about no team at all.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 05:33 PM (FVvBL)

269 I'm old enough to remember the ERA. It was argued on the right that it would ultimately lead to unisex bathrooms, with the response being that that was absurd and childish.

Apparently it's childish now to argue against unisex bathrooms. Who'da thunk it?

Posted by: pep at February 24, 2017 05:33 PM (LAe3v)

270 236 It will shock none of you to learn that the dweeb was arrested for possession of Meth in the past.
Posted by: Lauren at February 24, 2017 05:28 PM (fbFrw)

+++

Aha. Always something in the back story. Probably more than 9 times out of 10.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 24, 2017 05:34 PM (Ivjge)

271 That dunderhead wouldn't know science if zombie Gregor Mendel himself poured a bucket of peas on his head.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 24, 2017 05:34 PM (1CroS)

272 If you are 34 years old and your super model girlfriend wants to have sex and you say no , I just can't comprehend.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 05:34 PM (ODaO0)

273 Pitching is all leg drive really.After driving off the mound 100 times you might feel a bit weak

Then she can be on top and ride the pony.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 05:34 PM (WFe5M)

274 After driving off the mound 100 times you might feel a bit weak

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

Driving off the mound -- hardwood or carpet?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 05:35 PM (ZFUt7)

275 241 Takes the ex-Bruce Jenner forever to get anywhere. He/she keeps holding the door open for him/herself but being a modern transgendered person refuses.

Posted by: Hepcat at February 24, 2017 05:16 PM (5b+Sr)
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It's the time xe berates xerself because xe wouldn't have done it when xe was heavier.

Posted by: Axeman

Driving into the back of the car in front of xer doesn't do much to speed up xer trip.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 24, 2017 05:35 PM (iWW0H)

276 I'm old enough to remember the ERA. It was argued on the right that it would ultimately lead to unisex bathrooms, with the response being that that was absurd and childish.

Earned Run Averages?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 05:35 PM (WFe5M)

277 Mainstreaming insanity has repercussions.

Gee, who'd'a thunk it?

Posted by: RKae at February 24, 2017 05:35 PM (4DpAT)

278 They put him back in a male prison because he was banging all the inmates.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 24, 2017 05:33 PM (yfObW)
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Bigots!

Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 05:35 PM (2mC6G)

279 Theory of relativity and Newton's laws are pretty settled.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 05:33 PM (WFe5M)

Newton's laws? Nope. Superceded by quantum mechanics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 05:35 PM (FT6da)

280 Unisex bathrooms...

Woman in the stall crying because of...name it.

Me in the stall pounding on the wall because I'm trying to power through a 2-foooter.

We're really in two worlds.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 24, 2017 05:35 PM (hqZPQ)

281 OT - if you were waterboarded with everclear, would that be torture, or just another novel way of enjoying alcohol, like jello shots?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 05:36 PM (W8bn5)

282 Most laughable line from the deranged Lefty (BIRM) claiming that its perfectly legit to determine one's own sex...."It's settled science!!"
............

I do it every day. In the shower I look down and say: "Hello old fellah! Guess I'm still a guy".

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 05:36 PM (HgMAr)

283 I am stumped as to how Tucker gets any lib to appear on his show but...good on him.

Because no matter how dumb they are, they always self-identify as smart.

Posted by: Toad-O at February 24, 2017 05:36 PM (cct0t)

284 274 After driving off the mound 100 times you might feel a bit weak
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
Driving off the mound -- hardwood or carpet?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 05:35 PM (ZFUt7)

Driving off the mound is the easy part. Doing it while you're stepping on your rubber, THAT'S the hard part.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 05:36 PM (FT6da)

285
Purity of Essence.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 05:31 PM (oVJmc)

I would guess he's just really tired after a game.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 05:36 PM (fDdVG)

286 There's a rumor goin round that you ain't been getting served.

Pull it off
Let a woman be a woman and woman be a man

Pull it off.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2017 05:37 PM (giLZa)

287 Me in the stall pounding on the wall because I'm trying to power through a 2-foooter.

We're really in two worlds.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

I'll take images I didn't need, and will have to remove from my brain with a Sawzall, for $200, Alex.

Posted by: pep at February 24, 2017 05:37 PM (LAe3v)

288 146 134 So Kate's "boyfriend" doesn't want to dork her?
The fucking world has gone mad.
Posted by: wth

I'm sure if Kate is really broken up about it she could find a willing partner in the time it takes to blink your eyes. Turn on the ol' "Bat Signal" and there would be a line around the block

Posted by: Rick in SK

If he does ever "dork her" the same line-up would wait to sniff said dork.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 24, 2017 05:37 PM (iWW0H)

289 OT - if you were waterboarded with everclear, would that be torture, or just another novel way of enjoying alcohol, like jello shots?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

I was at a few parties in college where this type of torture took place.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 05:37 PM (QDr6b)

290 I'm trying to power through a 2-foooter.
.......

Fooot. Fooot.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 05:38 PM (HgMAr)

291 Theory of relativity and Newton's laws are pretty settled.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 05:33 PM (WFe5M)

Those things are tested every day in physics labs across the country so even if they seem pretty solid and true, if experiment results pop up that disprove them, back top the drawing board we will go:-P

Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 05:38 PM (9nCnN)

292 OLD

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 24, 2017 05:38 PM (4bKiB)

293 rickb223: "Theory of relativity and Newton's laws are pretty settled."

Until they aren't.

Science must leave open the possibility of a New and Improved Theory. It's science.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 24, 2017 05:38 PM (1CroS)

294 28 The question must be asked in light of this new insanity...

Are anorexics fat?
Posted by: Kreplach at February 24, 2017 04:50 PM (Gh/jd)

Great minds think alike.

I get on the Dallas Morning News website once a week or so to pester the liberals. I asked this very question and including a picture of a horribly anorexic woman.

I also asked if furries are really animals and whether members of the vampire community are really vampires. I included citations and links.

Lefties can't stand confronting reality and the obvious implications of their logic.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at February 24, 2017 05:38 PM (nvMvs)

295 I would guess he's just really tired after a game.

-
And wants to just snuggle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 24, 2017 05:39 PM (Nwg0u)

296 238 I am stumped as to how Tucker gets any lib to appear on his show but...good on him.
Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2017 05:29 PM (Enq6K)

Lefty lack of self-awareness.

Posted by: Emmie at February 24, 2017 05:39 PM (xVuS6)

297 Partially Nood

Posted by: pep at February 24, 2017 05:39 PM (LAe3v)

298 >>I think your doing it wrong?

I identify as a sore shoulder fucker. Don't judge me.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 24, 2017 05:39 PM (/tuJf)

299 What if someone identifies as a reptile, and gets the surgery, and then is served a rat in a restaurant, like in the Fawlty Towers episode? Can they sue the restaurant? Or can the restaurant claim that they were trying to be compassionate and understanding of how the customer perceived itself?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 05:39 PM (W8bn5)

300 234 First, there is no such thing as "settled science" in any scientific field. If it isn't open for questioning and testing then it isn't science... its religion.

Second, the brain scan studies that these people base their "settled science" on are poorly structured and suffer from many biases not the least of which is small sample bias (and that is before up to HALF of study participants just fall out of contact with the study authors... many likely because they suicided). Those "studies" are no more statistically valid than phrenology.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 05:28 PM (9nCnN)

--------------

Pish posh! What everyone needs to know is, just like AGW, this has nothing to do with science or even gender, for that matter. It has everything to do with the destruction of traditions and morality to gain power and control over your life.

Posted by: Leftists at February 24, 2017 05:40 PM (Fmupd)

301 Those things are tested every day in physics labs across the country so even if they seem pretty solid and true, if experiment results pop up that disprove them, back top the drawing board we will go:-P

Yep. Waiting for the last 15 million years for the law of gravity to be repealed. Still waiting.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 05:40 PM (WFe5M)

302 It is so funny that when they announce that it is "settled science" they really, really believe that any argument thereafter will come to an abrupt halt.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 24, 2017 05:40 PM (Ivjge)

303 225 Here's honestly what I don't get-- if you are anorexic you think you are fat even though you are starving and it's a body dysmorphic disorder.
How then is looking at your dick and saying you are a woman NOT a body dysmorphic disorder?!?!

Posted by: keena at February 24, 2017 05:22 PM (RiTnx)
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Body dysmorphia is even weirder than that. Some people get the idea that an arm or leg "doesn't belong to them" and want it hacked off.

Posted by: Axeman

I find someone wanting their arm or leg hacked off at taxpayers' expense to be less objectionable than wanting to have their baby aborted at taxpayers' expense.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 24, 2017 05:40 PM (iWW0H)

304 Liberals don't go on Tucker's show to talk to Tucker.

They go on there because it's their shot at a huge stage to talk to LIVs.

Posted by: Mathers at February 24, 2017 05:41 PM (1i/i6)

305 Hanging sock but somehow it still worked.

Posted by: Soona at February 24, 2017 05:41 PM (Fmupd)

306 'Zactly! Because that shit gets funky on a hot summer afternoon!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 05:31 PM (WFe5M)

If you've never showered with Dr. Bronner's peppermint liquid soap, toweled off, and then doused the ol' undercarriage with Gold Bond, then you're missing out on what it feels like to slip the surly bonds of earth to teabag a snowman.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 24, 2017 05:41 PM (8nWyX)

307 219 Why does a school not have just a basketball team? If women can be
drafted and serve in the infantry, why do we need separate men's and
women's teams? Seems anachronistic and sexist to me.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2017 05:03 PM (UnMRd)

Same thing with golf, tennis, softball, and chess even. Come one, come all, open competition, winner take all.

Also, extend it to pro sports. Put "paid" to the dire WNBA, sayonara LGPA, adios women at Wimbledon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 05:41 PM (FT6da)

308 302 It is so funny that when they announce that it is "settled science" they really, really believe that any argument thereafter will come to an abrupt halt.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 24, 2017 05:40 PM (Ivjge)

No one who actually IS a scientist would ever talk about "settled science." Anyone who does so is revealing his breathtaking ignorance of science.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 05:43 PM (FT6da)

309 74 tee hee hee hee!
*giggles*
You call THAT a penis?

Posted by: 12 year old girls

That actually is the right size for a penis. Cocks however are much larger.

Posted by: 17 year old girls at February 24, 2017 05:43 PM (iWW0H)

310 Me in the stall pounding on the wall because I'm trying to power through a 2-foooter.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 24, 2017 05:35 PM (hqZPQ)
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Hillary powered through... (So did Bill.)

Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 05:43 PM (2mC6G)

311 I find someone wanting their arm or leg hacked off
at taxpayers' expense to be less objectionable than wanting to have
their baby aborted at taxpayers' expense.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 24, 2017 05:40 PM (iWW0H)

Less objectionable perhaps but not exactly healthy for the mentally ill person who insists on getting hacked up.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 05:43 PM (9nCnN)

312 @283 If you are around many Libs it's not so hard to understand. They just know they are the smartest ones in the room.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 24, 2017 05:44 PM (nQHw/)

313 No one who actually IS a scientist would ever talk about "settled science." Anyone who does so is revealing his breathtaking ignorance of science.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 05:43 PM (FT6da)
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I think it more shows their need for dogma.

Posted by: Axeman at February 24, 2017 05:45 PM (2mC6G)

314 'Zactly! Because that shit gets funky on a hot summer afternoon!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 05:31 PM

No sweat. We've got you covered. Link in nic.

Posted by: Nadkins at February 24, 2017 05:45 PM (DMUuz)

315 In space, no one can hear you scream. The silence is settled.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 24, 2017 05:47 PM (Nwg0u)

316 No one who actually IS a scientist would ever talk about "settled science." Anyone who does so is revealing his breathtaking ignorance of science.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 05:43 PM (FT6da)

Yup, settled science, and consensus, are not things which come out of the mouths of real scientists...

Except, maybe, to make fun of others who say them.

Posted by: The Incorrigible Don Quixote! at February 24, 2017 05:49 PM (qf6WZ)

317 I do it every day. In the shower I look down and say: "Hello old fellah! Guess I'm still a guy".
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 05:36 PM

I like to sing in the shower

"Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again ..."

Posted by: Talcum X at February 24, 2017 05:49 PM (DMUuz)

318 In space, no one can hear you scream. The silence is settled.

But do we really have to nuke it from space? Is that, in fact, the only way to be sure? How do we know this?

Posted by: pep at February 24, 2017 05:50 PM (LAe3v)

319 234 First, there is no such thing as "settled science" in any scientific field. If it isn't open for questioning and testing then it isn't science... its religion.

Second, the brain scan studies that these people base their "settled science" on are poorly structured and suffer from many biases not the least of which is small sample bias (and that is before up to HALF of study participants just fall out of contact with the study authors... many likely because they suicided). Those "studies" are no more statistically valid than phrenology.

Posted by: redbanzai

How is it that I know how to take my lumps, but my Prenologist doesn't?

Posted by: 17 year old girls at February 24, 2017 05:51 PM (iWW0H)

320 Off bobby socks.

Posted by: dirks strewn at February 24, 2017 05:51 PM (iWW0H)

321 I happened to catch this last night. Carlson pwned this clown up one side and down the other. I actually felt sorry for the s.o.b., for about a nanosecond) since he was so utterly clueless about the subject, other than the same old lame, baseless LBGTQWERTY bullshit. It's been covered here before at length, but the sad simple fact is, if you are a tranny, then get yourself to a psychiatrist. Now. As that is the ONLY sort of doctor that can help you. Maybe.

The real irony is that all the administration did was pull that sillyassed "guidance" (aka, threat) EO SCOAMF put out there. This has nothing to do with Title IX, nothing to do with the Feds at all. It is a state issue, to do as they (or more precisely, the people of a given state) please. And as screwed up as this country has become, I have no doubt that there will be some states that have no problems at all with "chicks with dicks" being in the locker room with your 12 year old daughter. Because "diversity".

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at February 24, 2017 05:53 PM (T1H5V)

322 I watched Tucker and the sucker last night, it was brutal and as soon as the argument started going against him, he pulls the 'you're unenlightened" bullshit and Tucker calls him on it.

I've seen this guy on Tucker's show before, but I think he may not be back after that walloping.

Posted by: dirks strewn at February 24, 2017 05:54 PM (iWW0H)

323 It's funny they way "settled science" is getting used more and more. I'm waiting for "the Russians hacked the election" to be settled science. "Trump is literally Hitler is settled science."

Posted by: George LeS at February 24, 2017 05:59 PM (+TcCF)

324 If you've never showered with Dr. Bronner's peppermint liquid soap, toweled off, and then doused the ol' undercarriage with Gold Bond, then you're missing out on what it feels like to slip the surly bonds of earth to teabag a snowman.

Truth.

Posted by: Marcus Licinius Crassus at February 24, 2017 06:04 PM (LTHVh)

325 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) ProLite Elite 2200XL at February 24, 2017 06:04 PM (LTHVh)

326 But do we really have to nuke it from space? Is that, in fact, the only way to be sure? How do we know this?
Posted by: pep at February 24, 2017 05:50 PM (LAe3v)

___________

There is only one way to find out.

Nuke it from space. Then we'll know.

Posted by: Lily(formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at February 24, 2017 06:05 PM (vfC/C)

327 Yo, Title IX, I got game!

Posted by: Juwanna Mann at February 24, 2017 06:13 PM (ndGCC)

328 My God liberals are fucking idiots. That was painful to listen to. Do these people actually believe their own babbling bullshit?

Posted by: The Metalgod at February 24, 2017 06:21 PM (ho2bv)

329 My god, they are full of stupid.

Posted by: Astro Mike at February 24, 2017 06:39 PM (UgF8H)

330 Should Bruce Jenner return his Olympic medals? I mean sure, he won them fair and square. But in his heart he was always a woman. So, because he was always a woman, he was BORN THAT WAY by their logic, then he committed fraud when he joined the men's Olympic team.

Posted by: Astro Mike at February 24, 2017 06:43 PM (UgF8H)

331 I am so going for some sweet, sweet government bids as a black lesbian woman. It's in the bag.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 24, 2017 06:43 PM (cOHS7)

332 Do Democrats even realize, we are opposed to this not because we are horrible homophobes, but because it is fucking unworkable and stupid?

Posted by: Astro Mike at February 24, 2017 06:44 PM (UgF8H)

333 Nobody will turn down an invitation to be on teevee, no matter how certain the humiliation, that's what I've concluded from Tucker's brief Fox career. I don't know if he can keep this up, I don't know if people want to watch this kind of awkward programming night after night.

Posted by: bjrubbs at February 24, 2017 07:15 PM (x2rNW)

334 The guys a dick head with the piss slit running the wrong direction.

Posted by: R. DUKE at February 24, 2017 07:24 PM (ONH2e)

335 They used Title 9 like a baseball bat for years to beat down boys sports and get adolescent schoolgirls to participate in sports. And then they put penises in their showers? Batter, please.

"Milo says the age of consent should be thirteen--Ban that Pervert from my Campus!"

"Ruth Bader Ginsburg says the age of consent should be twelve--say, that's just the kind of innovative thinking we need on our Supreme Court!"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 24, 2017 08:57 PM (Ndje9)

336

"Honestly, it's like judging a woman by the size of her penis, instead of by how oppressed she is."

"Facts don't matter to these people. For example, they refuse to accept that lots of women have penises."

- Godfrey Elfwick / @GodfreyElfwick

Posted by: Frankly at February 24, 2017 10:04 PM (pLvh9)

337 My schadenboner pissed all over California....Aaaahhh wot a relief it is..dam near overflowed Gov Brown.

Posted by: saf at February 25, 2017 07:18 AM (+zN6H)

338 Have they invented the jump through your IPad and give someone a kick in the nuts machine yet?

Posted by: CoolHandDuke at February 26, 2017 12:42 AM (lE02V)

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