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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (2/12/17) Wandering Aimlessly Edition
Quotes of The Day Quote I
Quote II
The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines.-Charles Kuralt
Quote III
We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend.-Robert Louis Stevenson
Quote IV
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.-Henny Youngman
Let's go.
Per a 2015 report, a year at Georgetown University cost $66,971. That is a significant amount of money to be taught slavery is good. Slavery good, forced sexual relations even better.
“Are you more morally mature than the Prophet of God?” Brown says. “No, you’re not.” So, there you have it. If Muhammad held slaves, how bad could slavery really be? It’s a challenging point, actually: if the Prophet behaved in a certain way, who are Muslims today to stand in judgment of him and what he did? If we say that slavery is evil, are we not implicitly condemning the Prophet as an evildoer? Can a Muslim do that and still be a good Muslim? I don’t know
Chadwick Moore, a 33-year-old journalist who lives in Williamsburg, had been a lifelong liberal. Then, last September, he penned a profile for Out magazine of Milo Yiannopoulos — a controversial alt-right extremist who is an outspoken critic of feminism, Muslims and gay rights (despite being openly gay himself). Although the Out story didn’t take a positive stance — or any stance — on Yiannopoulos, Moore found himself pilloried by fellow Democrats and ostracized by longtime friends.
Kristallnacht and University of California, Berkeley.
Everything you needed to know about windshield wipers. But were afraid to ask.
Diversity Can Inhibit Learning and Cognitive Growth, Study Says
A new study published in the Journal of Higher Education challenges diversity’s vaunted status.
As we approach Valentine's Day,
Meet Pattie Boyd, Layla. Yes, that Layla.She must have had some type of magical power.
What is good for the goose that identifies as a gander.........Fighting
One especially audacious budding politician from the University of Sydney, Alex Fitton, identified as a woman in late 2016 to win one of two student leadership positions. The student body’s constitution prohibited two cis-gender males from holding the office. Fitton represented the Liberal Party, which, confusingly for Americans in particular, is Australia’s main (nominally) conservative party. “Liberal” in this context means classically liberal, in the mould of the French political theorist Montesquieu and others.
KISS is back out marketing again. Officially licensed AIR GUITAR STRINGS. Awesome!!!
Can't wait to see the officially licensed AIR DRUM STICKS.
We have Morons all over the world. If any of you warm weather 'Rons & 'Ettes ever get to the northern regions and experience cold and frostbite. Have a hot toddy and read this.
Is your significant other a fan of art? Are you stumped on the upcoming Valentine's Day gift? Are chocolates and flowers boring and mundane? Going out for dinner routine? How about a Van Gogh action figure, complete with detachable ear?
You hear about the police shootings but you don't hear about the lives they save and the lives they alter.Today's Feel Good Story of The Day.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Scanner Dan at February 12, 2017 09:54 PM (Vg1s0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 09:54 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Scanner Dan at February 12, 2017 09:55 PM (Vg1s0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 09:56 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Scanner Dan at February 12, 2017 09:56 PM (Vg1s0)
Posted by: LaSue at February 12, 2017 09:56 PM (CLKfs)
He didn't do too bad with "The Borman Automotive Group".
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 09:58 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2017 09:58 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2017 09:58 PM (z/Ubi)
Funny this came up in tonight's ONT.
Today I took a quick trip to Ralphs, and happened to bump into my 11-year-old niece's best girlfriend and her mom.
Said young girl's name? Layla.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2017 10:00 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2017 10:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Scanner Dan at February 12, 2017 10:00 PM (Vg1s0)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 12, 2017 10:00 PM (/52yu)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2017 10:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2017 10:02 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Mr. Misconception at February 12, 2017 10:03 PM (2MU19)
Posted by: IC at February 12, 2017 10:03 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2017 10:03 PM (u82oZ)
11 year old son: We learned about Samson in Bible class today.
Me: You did? What did you learn?
Son: Stay away from crazy women.
Posted by: Jmel at February 12, 2017 10:03 PM (tv+BP)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 12, 2017 10:04 PM (b7fwp)
What's up here? Someone forget to do some routine paperwork, or is the US let go of the internet and now Leftists are going to fuck with us?
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2017 10:04 PM (HV1LS)
He left there the same year I escaped California.
I'm going to have to ask around. That Wiki article says he moved to Las Cruces, NM in 2006. Yet he was already well known to some of the locals in the 1990's.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 10:04 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 10:04 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 10:04 PM (IcT7t)
It also makes it a helluva lot easier to pick up a broad or two on the side...
Posted by: Charles Kuralt at February 12, 2017 10:05 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 12, 2017 10:05 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2017 10:05 PM (7qAYi)
Me: You did? What did you learn?
Son: Stay away from crazy women.
Posted by: Jmel at February 12, 2017 10:03 PM (tv+BP)
*sniff* he has gained wisdom so young. You must be very proud.
Posted by: Medieval Foreman at February 12, 2017 10:05 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 12, 2017 10:05 PM (rJUlF)
I mean is there an actual urge?
Or is it like a form of money, just a thing to be traded for advantage and gifts?
You know what? Don't answer that.
I'ma go look at porn and pretend.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 10:06 PM (zu88C)
Yep. Though I would change it to did not stop him, not could not.
Posted by: Scanner Dan at February 12, 2017 10:06 PM (Vg1s0)
Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2017 10:06 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2017 10:06 PM (tr2D7)
And love the Clapton video. I've never understood the whole thing with that woman - 10 songs written about her? I think you're right; she must have had some special, rare power.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2017 10:06 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Mr. Misconception
Ahem.
Posted by: Lola at February 12, 2017 10:07 PM (u8kLQ)
The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines.-Charles Kuralt
Quote III
We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend.-Robert Louis Stevenson
ty Mis for this..
also this song me an my relationship with our sickened liberal head screws.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpQFFLBMEPI
pink. sure bizzare but apt.
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 10:07 PM (R7cwD)
Well, it is sad. It is. But you have to remember that shunning serves an important social function. The permanent pain caused by free thinking is far worse than the temporary pain of a shunning.
Posted by: Eli Holstetter at February 12, 2017 10:08 PM (i2uPg)
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 12, 2017 10:08 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Golfman at February 12, 2017 10:08 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
funny story:
Look up storing root vegetable in sand
Apparently you can store carrots for like months
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2017 10:08 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 12, 2017 10:09 PM (pfCu1)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 10:09 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: ibguy at February 12, 2017 10:10 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 12, 2017 10:10 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2017 10:02 PM (2RVmA)
Well, Twitter is more useless than usual. I got secondhand news from the Sherriff's department, aslast I hear a half-hour ago, the evacuation is not canceled but the shoring-up operation worked and the undercutting had stopped.
Most of what people are hearing is either wrong or *very* wrong (someone posted an flood map that included half of the Sierra mountains, because apparently Oro Lake contains so much water it will fill the entire world up to 5k altitude.
Or, alternatively, not.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2017 10:10 PM (wB8Tg)
Democrats are Anti-American nutcases.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2017 10:10 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 12, 2017 10:09
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Yes, would I steer you wrong?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2017 10:10 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2017 10:10 PM (HV1LS)
Ab-so-lute-ly lovely.
And some 'ron will call her a butter face in 5,,,4,,,3,,,
Posted by: teej at February 12, 2017 10:11 PM (v6Osy)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2017 10:11 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2017 10:12 PM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Mr. Misconception at February 12, 2017 10:12 PM (2MU19)
11 year old son: We learned about Samson in Bible class today.
Me: You did? What did you learn?
Son: Stay away from crazy women.
Posted by: Jmel at February 12, 2017 10:03 PM (tv+BP)
Smart kid. A lesson which, if followed, will serve him well.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:13 PM (gEMIK)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 12, 2017 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
Gotta hand it to Clapton, he did a great job in those songs of capturing the crazy-stubborn longing and near-paralyzing depression involved with having to give up a woman you're mindbendingly infatuated with.
Posted by: Lola at February 12, 2017 10:14 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 12, 2017 10:10 PM (Tyii7)
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I always like your socks. I'll be happy to give you a trophy.
🏆
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2017 10:14 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 12, 2017 10:14 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2017 10:15 PM (pY+s4)
I mean is there an actual urge?
Or is it like a form of money, just a thing to be traded for advantage and gifts?
You know what? Don't answer that.
I'ma go look at porn and pretend.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 10:06 PM (zu88C
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 10:15 PM (LiqBV)
Also, got today at Amazon:
- Pixies - Bossanova
- Richard/Linda Thompson - Shoot Out The Lights
- Moody Blues - Best Of
- Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Welcome To The Pleasuredome
- Steve Winwood - Revolutions: Very Best Of
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2017 10:16 PM (u8kLQ)
oh yeah...death to false metal.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2017 10:16 PM (aMlLZ)
This is a Big Fucking Deal.
Remember I said the spillway must hold a few days ago. They are thinking it won't.
California must have that choo choo train...cause globul warming.
Oh, it is still illegal to wash your driveway...because drought.
Posted by: torabora at February 12, 2017 10:16 PM (908Ny)
I mean is there an actual urge?
Or is it like a form of money, just a thing to be traded for advantage and gifts?
You know what? Don't answer that.
I'ma go look at porn and pretend.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 10:06 PM (zu88C)
I think a lot of women are indoctrinated into using sex as a means of reward when they get what they want and withholding it as punishment for whatever slight, real or perceived, visible or invisible, they feel you have visited upon them.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:16 PM (gEMIK)
Thinking of picking it up again.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2017 10:17 PM (u8kLQ)
Thank you. I'd like to accept this prestigious award on behalf of interwebz puppets everywhere.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 12, 2017 10:17 PM (Tyii7)
bottom of the page? Because cows are poop machines. Their entire diet is
roughage.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 12, 2017 10:14 PM (+lVUW)<<<
That car probably couldn't pass an emissions test having a bad cattleytic converter like that.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 12, 2017 10:17 PM (pfCu1)
Russia Times, predictably, gets almost everything wrong.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2017 10:17 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:16 PM (gEMIK)
Indoctrinated? I think for some, it's just natural.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 12, 2017 10:17 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 12, 2017 10:18 PM (mtGE/)
MLK's hope-for day has finally arrived.
Democrat: Content of character good.
Republican: Content of character bad.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 12, 2017 10:18 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2017 10:19 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2017 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
I am the Fox Mulder of porn-watchers.
"I want to Believe."
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 10:09 PM (zu88C)
I think this is why a lot of guys watch porn, beyond the immediately obvious part of good looking women and stimulation. It's that the women appear available, eager and enthusiastic, even if we know it's just an act.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:19 PM (gEMIK)
- Pixies - Bossanova
- Richard/Linda Thompson - Shoot Out The Lights
- Moody Blues - Best Of
- Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Welcome To The Pleasuredome
- Steve Winwood - Revolutions: Very Best Of
--
You must be rich.
I recently bought new stick on vinyl tile for my 1/2 bath and base molding.
God, my life is sad.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 12, 2017 10:20 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:16 PM (gEMIK)
Indoctrinated? I think for some, it's just natural.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 12, 2017 10:17 PM (rJUlF)
Agreed, but it's also learned.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:20 PM (gEMIK)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2017 10:20 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2017 10:20 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2017 10:21 PM (u8kLQ)
Old school.
Pick a Hendrix tune that someone else did later. "Someone else" played the notes,,, but Jimi made the notes come alive.
Posted by: teej at February 12, 2017 10:21 PM (v6Osy)
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Jim Webb: D.C. Insiders Are Trying To Personally Discredit The Trump Administration
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 12, 2017 10:21 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 12, 2017 10:21 PM (MEjZB)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 12, 2017 10:22 PM (VBsKP)
The floor in our bathrooms (we have two) has become, by this time... just plain icky.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2017 10:22 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 12, 2017 10:22 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2017 10:22 PM (ry6W6)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 12, 2017 10:23 PM (LMcFk)
I mean is there an actual urge?
Or is it like a form of money, just a thing to be traded for advantage and gifts?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 10:06 PM (zu88C)
I've never seen any evidence otherwise.
Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2017 10:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 12, 2017 10:21 PM (MEjZB)
"I'm going off to war in the morning."
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:23 PM (gEMIK)
Posted by: JROD at February 12, 2017 10:23 PM (pHcr7)
Posted by: ibguy at February 12, 2017 10:23 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2017 10:23 PM (HV1LS)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 12, 2017 10:24 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2017 10:20 PM (u8kLQ)
I occasionally has 'em.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:24 PM (gEMIK)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:20 PM (gEMIK)
My experience is limited. I was only married once.
You can guess the rest.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 12, 2017 10:24 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: AnnaS at February 12, 2017 10:24 PM (Jh/vN)
I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
Posted by: socalcon at February 12, 2017 10:24 PM (UXScn)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:20 PM (gEMIK)
It's also biological - When women are young there are consequences for sex (babies) so it needs to be worth the risk. As women age their testosterone and progesterone decline & the "chemistry" effects the chemistry.
Posted by: Batterup at February 12, 2017 10:25 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:20 PM (gEMIK)
My experience is limited. I was only married once.
You can guess the rest.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 12, 2017 10:24 PM (rJUlF)
Oh, I hear you loud and clear.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:25 PM (gEMIK)
Posted by: blaster
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I feel as though I have ridden that road half a dozen times...all in different places. North Carolina? Virginia? Kentucky? Maine? Georgia?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2017 10:25 PM (ZO497)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/830829971513937920
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/830830052996681729
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/830830132109705217
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/830830360783159297
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/830830453317890048
Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2017 10:25 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: AnnaS at February 12, 2017 10:24 PM (Jh/vN)
I think many of them are confident that we don't have anywhere else to go.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 12, 2017 10:26 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 12, 2017 10:26 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2017 10:25 PM (ZO497)
Southern Indiana as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 10:26 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2017 10:25 PM (ZO497)
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It looks to me like the Colonial Parkway in Williamsburg or the Blue Ridge Parkway. Probably more like the latter.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2017 10:26 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: AnnaS
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They are easily intimidated.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2017 10:26 PM (ZO497)
I was fortunate enough to see him Live a while back with Buddy Guy. BB was past his prime, but Buddy tore the house down. Even pushing 80, Buddy put on a show.
Posted by: Chi at February 12, 2017 10:27 PM (ywtnG)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/830830548725690368
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/830830636009189377
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/830830723082903553
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/830830808231510019
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/830830891912069120
Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2017 10:27 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: AnnaS at February 12, 2017 10:24 PM (Jh/vN)
Trump voters don't smash shopkeepers' windows when they lose. Democrats have been known to do that.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:27 PM (gEMIK)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2017 10:27 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2017 10:27 PM (HV1LS)
No mental attraction equals no physical attraction.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 12, 2017 10:26 PM (Om16U)
Which, really, is a godsend for those of us who are, at best, average in the looks department.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 12, 2017 10:27 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2017 10:28 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2017 10:28 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2017 10:28 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: socalcon at February 12, 2017 10:28 PM (UXScn)
Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2017 10:28 PM (sdi6R)
And then you wonder why men enjoy BJ's so much. It's as close to that organ as we're likely to get!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 10:29 PM (IcT7t)
The Patti Boyd picture.
Sigh.
Stared into those eyes until I felt dirty.
Kiss song: Cool.
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at February 12, 2017 10:29 PM (zwsnd)
No mental attraction equals no physical attraction.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 12, 2017 10:26 PM (Om16U)
Which, really, is a godsend for those of us who are, at best, average in the looks department.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 12, 2017 10:27 PM (rJUlF)
Helps to have wealth, power, fame, or some combination thereof.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:29 PM (gEMIK)
Trump voters don't smash shopkeepers' windows when they lose. Democrats have been known to do that.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:27 PM (gEMIK)
Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 10:29 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 12, 2017 10:29 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2017 10:27 PM (5VlCp)
Falling in love with your best friends wife and shooting heroin?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2017 10:29 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2017 10:29 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2017 10:16 PM (aMlLZ)
Odd that today you should say that:
"What if Metallica's Kill em All album was all major key?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i98v54fPYxU
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2017 10:30 PM (ry6W6)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 12, 2017 10:29 PM (kP16F)
People are extraordinarily stupid and uninformed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 10:31 PM (92kX2)
??
wimminz get totally horny, they just need to check off a few more boxes than men do before they get necked.
biology does not fuck around. Otherwise humanity would have disappeared a long time ago
Posted by: Original Jake at February 12, 2017 10:31 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: AnnaS at February 12, 2017 10:24 PM (Jh/vN)
Sears and K-Mart just pulled Ivanka's lines today.
How would anyone even notice if they did or not, they're a Dead Company Walking.
Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2017 10:31 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2017 10:31 PM (HV1LS)
Pick a Hendrix tune that someone else did later. "Someone else" played the notes,,, but Jimi made the notes come alive.
Posted by: teej
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Stevie Ray Vaughan did Hendrix better than Hendrix.
Even Jimi would admit that.
Posted by: Chi at February 12, 2017 10:32 PM (ywtnG)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 12, 2017 10:31 PM (VBsKP)<<<
Life... uh... finds a way.
Posted by: Dr. Ian Malcolm at February 12, 2017 10:32 PM (pfCu1)
And then you wonder why men enjoy BJ's so much. It's as close to that organ as we're likely to get!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 10:29 PM (
Bwwwaaahhhh. Nice try!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 12, 2017 10:32 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: torabora at February 12, 2017 10:32 PM (908Ny)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 12, 2017 10:33 PM (b7fwp)
??
I'm not. Just saying they're a mystery sometimes.
But I do love a mystery.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 12, 2017 10:34 PM (rJUlF)
***
Yes.
Because of who Muhammed is according to Islam, you have to accept that slavery, pedophilia, and committing genocide is ok...if you believe in Islam.
Compare the life of Muhammed and Jesus.
That isn't to say that Muhammed was substantially worse then your average Arabic brigand of the time...he wasn't. But that is a pretty low bar.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2017 10:34 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Jmel at February 12, 2017 10:03 PM (tv+BP)
>>>> Smart kid. A lesson which, if followed, will serve him well.
Posted by: Insomniac
And the first time crazy woman #1 takes his young and tender hand, and places on her firm and crazy-infused breast, Bam! As David Sirota is apt to say, when he's not too busy admiring Ruth Bader G's collection of drool bibs.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2017 10:34 PM (xpfRn)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2017 10:27 PM (5VlCp)
Falling in love with your best friends wife and shooting heroin?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2017 10:29 PM (voOPb)
Yup....and putting together so many different bands and always another super group. It seemed he was always searching and never happy with what he found.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2017 10:35 PM (5VlCp)
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Nope....very, very flippery when wet as well.
Posted by: Malcolm Brenner, Dolphin Lover at February 12, 2017 10:35 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Insomniac
You mean women really don't spread 'em for every Domino's delivery guy who comes to the door/
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 12, 2017 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
I find interesting to note that this means that they are essentially creating intentionally what would happen if the dam failed. Totes ok now though- it's on purpose!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 10:35 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 10:35 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2017 10:35 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: torabora
That doesn't allow for the wallet required for a single lady friend.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2017 10:36 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2017 10:36 PM (sdi6R)
No mental attraction equals no physical attraction.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 12, 2017 10:26 PM (Om16U)
..... except for when the overwhelming desire and need to reproduce takes control
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 10:36 PM (LiqBV)
Posted by: blaster
.........
There's a road very much like that in northern Door County Wisconsin.. no wall, however.. fun to drive! you don't stay in the lanes!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2017 10:36 PM (UpGcq)
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I've heard that your average modern first world man has seen more naked women that any man in history - of course Genghis Khan might dispute that.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2017 10:36 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2017 10:37 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Batterup at February 12, 2017 10:37 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2017 10:35 PM (aMlLZ)
My experience too- although I live like a monk in an abbey these days. Ditto, Ditto, I hate it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 10:37 PM (92kX2)
It's in NY, I can't remember the exact place, but in the Hudson Valley, iirc. I was there in the summer, but I recognize the rock wall.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor is still pissed about cthulu at February 12, 2017 10:37 PM (gR+Ht)
Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2017 10:36 PM (sdi6R)
That's why the unemployed douchebag lazy bastards never get laid. Wait...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 10:38 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2017 10:38 PM (GsAUU)
I ate Ka-Boom as a child too just like Ace!
Posted by: president o'bumbles at February 12, 2017 10:38 PM (nlbfN)
Nope they are attracted to a certain type & some continue to bang their head against a brick wall. & then all men are alike
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 12, 2017 10:39 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 12, 2017 10:40 PM (hscyr)
That's why the unemployed douchebag lazy bastards never get laid. Wait...
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Justs like this loser, ammarite!
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/C4aG08NUkAAOT18.jpg
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2017 10:40 PM (4YGWz)
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[]she is willing
[]she is breating
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Posted by: Original Jake at February 12, 2017 10:41 PM (VBsKP)
Uniform equals power
Celebrity equals power
Criminal equals power
Politician equals power
Bad Boy equals power
Guess what trait women are innately attracted to?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2017 10:41 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at February 12, 2017 10:41 PM (R5EqA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2017 10:22 PM
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Home Depot and Lowes are now showing this plank style vinyl flooring. But it's not necessarily easy to install, especially in a bathroom. I've also read there are issues with it lasting.
The old school 12x12 vinyl tile is actually somewhat inexpensive now.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 12, 2017 10:42 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 10:37 PM (92kX2)
To loosely borrow a line from duke nukem
A monks life is no life for the berserkster.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2017 10:42 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2017 10:35 PM (aMlLZ
So not all children are the biological children of spouses and boyfriends. Shocked I tell ya. Shocked.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 10:42 PM (LiqBV)
I agree. Pretty girl, but nothing to set the pond on fire.
Insane in general and in bed in particularly is my guess.
Men dig crazy chicks, despite what they say.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor is still pissed about cthulu at February 12, 2017 10:42 PM (gR+Ht)
Most retail is struggling thanks to Amazon and Ebay.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2017 10:43 PM (RWmbm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
cash me outside, howbow dah
Posted by: Danielle Bregoli at February 12, 2017 10:43 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 12, 2017 10:44 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2017 10:44 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 12, 2017 10:44 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 12, 2017 10:44 PM (CZGiU)
Me: You did? What did you learn?
Son: Stay away from crazy women.
Posted by: Jmel at February 12, 2017 10:03
LOL, gave us both chuckles.
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2017 10:44 PM (o/90i)
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There is research that says having fancier cars/clothes/etc makes a guy more attractive to women.
My understanding is that the loser lotharios are successful due to physical looks.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2017 10:44 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor is still pissed about cthulu at February 12, 2017 10:42 PM (gR+Ht)
Not me. Had my fill of crazy with the ex-wife.
There's a difference between "fun" and "insane".
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 12, 2017 10:44 PM (rJUlF)
Today was Boy Scout Sunday at church. After the Pledge of Allegiance came the aforementioned salute. I started to rattle it off -- learned it as a kid in the '60s in Bible school -- then shut down as the words veered off into something I'd never heard.
Gone was "one brotherhood, uniting all mankind." Is that forbidden now?
If so, glad my sons are both done with Scouting, having earned their Eagle badges.
Posted by: Weak Geek at February 12, 2017 10:44 PM (oyUDM)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 12, 2017 10:44 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2017 10:44 PM (8zL5i)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor is still pissed about cthulu at February 12, 2017 10:42 PM (gR+Ht)
Oh absolutely. Crazy is entrancing. It is like a pretty flame we cannot keep from trying to touch.
That is why we make rules that we then ignore when it's us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 10:44 PM (92kX2)
Uniform equals power
Celebrity equals power
Criminal equals power
Politician equals power
Bad Boy equals power
Guess what trait women are innately attracted to?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2017 10:41 PM (IDPbH)
Provider
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 10:44 PM (LiqBV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2017 10:45 PM (KP5rU)
I have to disagree.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2017 10:45 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor is still pissed about cthulu at February 12, 2017 10:45 PM (gR+Ht)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor is still pissed about cthulu at February 12, 2017 10:46 PM (gR+Ht)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor is still pissed about cthulu at February 12, 2017 10:42 PM (gR+Ht)
Oh hell no. Wild yes, crazy nooo way.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2017 10:46 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 12, 2017 10:44 PM (VBsKP)
Trying to remember the last thing I bought at Sears. I think it was a battery for my car in high school. So, maybe '92?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 10:46 PM (92kX2)
Here is a youtube video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQg94k-eL9c
At the 3:13 mark if you stop it, you can match up the trees and the sign and the curves in the road.
I saw that picture and said dang it, that is Storm King. Has to be, but I didn't want to say.
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2017 10:46 PM (HV1LS)
***
I hear 10% or so...
Interestingly for Jews on the average it is 4%....
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2017 10:46 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor is still pissed about cthulu at February 12, 2017 10:42 PM
Word. You don't have to tie them up so much to do the freaky stuff.
Posted by: otho at February 12, 2017 10:46 PM (lmIoG)
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Posted by: Original Jake at February 12, 2017 10:41 PM (VBsKP)
Yeah, the hell with that. I'll just stay here with the cats.
Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2017 10:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Afroman at February 12, 2017 10:47 PM (NCDn0)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2017 10:47 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 10:47 PM (LiqBV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2017 10:48 PM (KP5rU)
___
Generally they hide it.
Behind all the crazy girl wild monkey sex.
Posted by: Obligatory at February 12, 2017 10:48 PM (aZq03)
[]she is cute enough
[]she is willing
[]she is breating
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Sorry to say, the contents of the list are not only classified, there are lots of lists, each with different classifications.
Including:
-Am I drunk?
-Am I feeling good about myself?
-Am I feeling bad about myself?
-Did I just get dumped by another guy?
-Did my friend just get married?
-Did some life altering event recently take place?
-Is my family pressuring me to find a guy?
-Am I the only female I know without a boyfriend?
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 12, 2017 10:48 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 10:47 PM (
170 wonderful tonight is the epitome of my romantic love song
Posted by: concrete girl at February 12, 2017 10:44 PM (CZGiU
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 10:48 PM (LiqBV)
*Raises eyebrow.*,
Not for longer than a night or two, I suppose...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor is still pissed about cthulu at February 12, 2017 10:49 PM (gR+Ht)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 10:47 PM (LiqBV)
We all have that one man. *Fistbump* Sucks, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 10:49 PM (92kX2)
Will I get in trouble for saying "snapping pussy"?
Posted by: Afroman at February 12, 2017 10:49 PM (NCDn0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2017 10:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2017 10:49 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 12, 2017 10:50 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: JROD at February 12, 2017 10:50 PM (pHcr7)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor is still pissed about cthulu at February 12, 2017 10:51 PM (gR+Ht)
Posted by: tmitsss at February 12, 2017 10:51 PM (xlzu7)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2017 10:27 PM (5VlCp)
Falling in love with your best friends wife and shooting heroin?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2017 10:29 PM (voOPb)
Yup....and putting together so many different bands and always another super group. It seemed he was always searching and never happy with what he found.Posted by: Hairyback Guy
When he quit heroin (assisted by good friend George Harrison), he became a raging alcoholic. Quit that, became a Dad and than his son (still barely walking around) falls out of a window in a high rise in NYC (88 or 89 I think). So yes, he has had a "interesting" life.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2017 10:51 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2017 10:41 PM (IDPbH)
Provider
--
They've done studies. The type of men women are attracted to depends on their fertility at the moment. Alpha vs. Beta.
Smart women are attracted to providers.
How many smart women are out there? IDK any more.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 12, 2017 10:51 PM (J5mC3)
You just never let Crazy know where you live.
Posted by: Chi at February 12, 2017 10:51 PM (ywtnG)
dozen times...all in different places. North Carolina? Virginia?
Kentucky? Maine? Georgia?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc."
I need to find a Moran who's good at graphic arts to help me with my book about driving roads of Western NC. I've got a few dozen roads worked up, but I need some good elevation terrain maps of each to go with the details and pictures.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2017 10:51 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 12, 2017 10:51 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 12, 2017 10:52 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: JROD at February 12, 2017 10:50 PM (pHcr7)
Cake by the Ocean.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2017 10:52 PM (5VlCp)
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[]she is willing
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Sorry to say, the contents of the list are not only classified, there are lots of lists, each with different classifications.
Including:
-Am I drunk?
-Am I feeling good about myself?
-Am I feeling bad about myself?
-Did I just get dumped by another guy?
-Did my friend just get married?
-Did some life altering event recently take place?
-Is my family pressuring me to find a guy?
-Am I the only female I know without a boyfriend?
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 12, 2017 10:48 PM (J5mC3
Responses like this are why you are one of my favorites.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 10:52 PM (LiqBV)
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 12, 2017 10:52 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 12, 2017 10:52 PM (CZGiU)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2017 10:52 PM (w+Jhj)
You just never let Crazy know where you live.
Posted by: Chi at February 12, 2017 10:51 PM (ywtnG)
Does not work when crazy lives in the apartment below yours. *cough* or so I've heard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 10:53 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 12, 2017 10:52 PM (y3aQB)
It's about Time.
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2017 10:53 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:53 PM (gEMIK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2017 10:53 PM (IqV8l)
Will he do exactly what I want?
and
Is he going to annoy me?
Those are two pretty rough barriers to pass.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 12, 2017 10:54 PM (smD62)
Posted by: JROD at February 12, 2017 10:50 PM (pHcr7)
exactly, and if you would have sent her that text you would be in jail. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2017 10:54 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor is still pissed about cthulu at February 12, 2017 10:42 PM (gR+Ht)
Oh, my compass definitely swings to crazy.
For better or for worse, I know better than to go there.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2017 10:54 PM (wB8Tg)
How many smart women are out there? IDK any more.
___
See that's why we want to marry Uncle Sugar!
Posted by: Feminists at February 12, 2017 10:54 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: the littl shyning man"
I at least expected them to mention about the guy that invented the intermittent wiper and had to go through all those court cases to get his money.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2017 10:54 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2017 10:55 PM (cct0t)
You just never let Crazy know where you live.
Posted by: Chi at February 12, 2017 10:51 PM
Blindfold is essential.
Posted by: otho at February 12, 2017 10:55 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2017 10:41 PM (IDPbH)
Provider
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They've done studies. The type of men women are attracted to depends on their fertility at the moment. Alpha vs. Beta.
Smart women are attracted to providers.
How many smart women are out there? IDK any more.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 12, 2017 10:51 PM (J5mC3
A woman after my own heart I tell ya
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 10:55 PM (LiqBV)
reminds me of some old war movie, they blow the dam, but it doesn't break right away. The older guy says "give it time".
But it looks somewhat secure for now, though they still have big snow melt and more storms coming soon. 162,000 in the evacuation area.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2017 10:55 PM (RWmbm)
Posted by: Bugs Moran at February 12, 2017 10:56 PM (IqV8l)
http://preview.alturl.com/ynt24
Fourth image down.
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2017 10:56 PM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 10:52 PM
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LOL. Thank you Widespread Pepe, you have given me my only laugh of the day
BTW... you know I wasn't joking right? Women are complex emotional hormonal messed up creatures at times, so all of those lists are indeed accurate I'm sorry to say.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 12, 2017 10:57 PM (J5mC3)
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My wife quit shopping there because she could never find someone manning the registers, and when she did, they were so slow and asked for phone numbers and address and high pressure sales to sign up for store credit cards.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2017 10:57 PM (w+Jhj)
Watch out now, take care
Beware of falling swingers
Dropping all around you
The pain that often mingles
In your fingertips
Beware of darkness
Watch out now, take care
Beware of the thoughts that linger
Winding up inside your head
The hopelessness around you
In the dead of night
Beware of sadness
It can hit you
It can hurt you
Make you sore and what is more
That is not what you are here for
Watch out now, take care
Beware of soft shoe shufflers
Dancing down the sidewalks
As each unconscious sufferer
Wanders aimlessly
Beware of Maya
Watch out now, take care
Beware of greedy leaders
They take you where you should not go
While Weeping Atlas Cedars
They just want to grow, grow and grow
Beware of darkness
Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2017 10:57 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2017 10:58 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 12, 2017 10:58 PM (Lqy/e)
Force 10 from Naverone.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2017 10:58 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 12, 2017 10:52 PM (y3aQB)
It's about Time.
Posted by: josephistan
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A golf clap and a t-shirt for you, sir.
Posted by: Chi at February 12, 2017 10:59 PM (ywtnG)
Ab-so-lute-ly lovely.
And some 'ron will call her a butter face in 5,,,4,,,3,,,
Posted by: teej at February 12, 2017 10:11 PM (v6Osy)
My God, that Patty Boyd is a butter face. I bet she has a lard ass...
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 12, 2017 10:59 PM (nQ10o)
And to hide your other family from your wife.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2017 10:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 12, 2017 10:59 PM (ptQdD)
Ayers just said the exact same thing about the Democrat Party. From his Chicagobunker.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 12, 2017 10:59 PM (Ndje9)
After cleaning up he fired long time bassist Carl Raddle due to smack use. Not long after that Raddle OD'd
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2017 10:59 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 12, 2017 10:57 PM (J5mC3)
You don't say...lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2017 11:00 PM (aMlLZ)
reminds me of some old war movie, they blow the dam, but it doesn't break right away. The older guy says "give it time".
Force 10 From Navarone?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077572
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2017 11:00 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2017 11:00 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: NCKate at February 12, 2017 11:02 PM (WGymb)
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Morris Day & the Time - Jungle Love
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 12, 2017 11:02 PM (y3aQB)
The MSM really lost its connection to middle America when Charles Kuralt retired. He spent many years traveling around "Red America" seeing the sights, sounds and people and that made the people inside CBS News at least aware of what people in flyover were like. Once he retired, they lost that connection.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 12, 2017 11:02 PM (1JnAL)
So, 1?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 11:03 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2017 11:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: navybrat at February 12, 2017 11:03 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: AnnaS at February 12, 2017 11:03 PM (Jh/vN)
Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2017 11:03 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 10:52 PM
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LOL. Thank you Widespread Pepe, you have given me my only laugh of the day
BTW... you know I wasn't joking right? Women are complex emotional hormonal messed up creatures at times, so all of those lists are indeed accurate I'm sorry to say.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 12, 2017 10:57 PM (J5mC3
We are on the same page on this as well.
Happy that you got a laugh in before you go to sleep as well btw.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 11:04 PM (LiqBV)
..............
enthusiasm makes up far a whole bunch of negatives.
beautiful and robotic is a not
cute enough and a wild cat..
Posted by: Original Jake at February 12, 2017 11:04 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2017 11:04 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: NCKate at February 12, 2017 11:02 PM (WGymb)
But if you look like elephant man all bets are off. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2017 11:04 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: NCKate at February 12, 2017 11:02 PM (WGymb)
I have always found being good with the hands serves one well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 11:04 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2017 11:04 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: NCKate at February 12, 2017 11:02 PM (WGymb)
And if women won't give me the time of day in the first place?
Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2017 11:05 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2017 11:05 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: NCKate at February 12, 2017 11:02 PM (WGymb)
Okay, this is ONT, I guess I can tell this.
When I was a teen, in SC, I worked with this one older (to me, he might have been late 20s, early 30s) black guy who had no money, always wore the same clothes that he worked on cars in, was unkempt - but every day at work, he was dropped off by a different woman.
We (the other young guys working there) were impressed. How do you do it, Willie?
It's because I eat mish (not what he said). N-words don't eat no mish, I eat mish, I got a woman every night.
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2017 11:06 PM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2017 11:06 PM (cct0t)
But the funniest part is after the explosion when they pick themselves up.
'Miller! That useless git!"
'It didn't work!'
'WHAT?' (because can't hear due to explosion)
'IT DIDN'T WORK!'
"I KNOW IT DIDN'T WORK!'
But then, it does work.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2017 11:07 PM (w+Jhj)
We have to convince Liz Warren, Lena Dunham, Chelsea Handler, Sarah Silverman and Rosie O'Donnell to try this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3iWtu99nN0
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2017 11:07 PM (u8kLQ)
The movie Bobby isn't too bad. Bobby is about RFK and is an interesting look at 1968 times if you can ignore all the slobbering over RFK. Very good take on the times as remember as a 13 yo.
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2017 11:07 PM (o/90i)
So, 1?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 11:03 PM
Smart 'Ron
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 12, 2017 11:07 PM (hscyr)
You're a smart man!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor is still pissed about cthulu at February 12, 2017 11:07 PM (gR+Ht)
Posted by: NCKate at February 12, 2017 11:02 PM (WGymb
This should be common knowledge and practice for men by the time they get to 8th grade.... If we are being honest here.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 11:08 PM (LiqBV)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at February 12, 2017 11:08 PM (zwsnd)
Regarding carpooling, I knew a guy in Sweden who used to load his sheep into his station wagon to take them to pasture land. He claims they enjoyed the ride.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:09 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor is still pissed about cthulu at February 12, 2017 11:09 PM (gR+Ht)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:09 PM (tHwdc)
This is like the holy grail of tee'd up comments, and I got nothing...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 11:10 PM (92kX2)
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check
check
fail, due to wife's crazy objection to me dating.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 11:10 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: JROD at February 12, 2017 11:10 PM (pHcr7)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 11:08 PM (LiqBV)<<<
o.0
Why don't you come have a seat?
Posted by: Chris Hanson at February 12, 2017 11:11 PM (pfCu1)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2017 11:11 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2017 11:11 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2017 11:11 PM (nlbfN)
Til it doesn't matter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 11:12 PM (92kX2)
I mean is there an actual urge?
Or is it like a form of money, just a thing to be traded for advantage and gifts?
You know what? Don't answer that.
I'ma go look at porn and pretend.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 10:06 PM (zu88C)
I think a lot of women are indoctrinated into using sex as a means of reward when they get what they want and withholding it as punishment for whatever slight, real or perceived, visible or invisible, they feel you have visited upon them.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2017 10:16 PM (gEMIK)
first question, Yes
second is b.s
women need to know they are adored and family..the Only Important thing in their guys life. although he will do as he must as she will to see the family survives.
she must Feel you think she is the most gorgeous and desirable woman You desire.
as you do also right?
it's pretty simple really,
stroke your relationaship as if everything means Your collective family survival.
because everyone can be tempted to think Life, jobs power money is much more fun without family responsibility dragging one down.
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 11:13 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 11:08 PM (LiqBV)
If you're a man in 8th grade, you have bigger problems than getting chicks.
As I recall, there's someone who makes regular appearances on lonely hearts ONTs who is very much in demand for booty calls, but not for relationships. So, technical proficiency alone isn't going to cut it. Soulless sex is not enough.
Seriously, oral sex isn't an art form. If you enjoy it, you'll be good at it. If you don't, faggedaboudit.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:13 PM (tHwdc)
But first, you gotta know how to use your hands. Playing guitar can help you develop the necessary strength and dexterity.
Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2017 11:13 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2017 11:11 PM (w+Jhj)
Did exactly this a couple of months ago, but I found it at an intersection - right before the big road.
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2017 11:14 PM (HV1LS)
http://maetenloch.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 11:14 PM (92kX2)
How would anyone even notice if they did or not, they're a Dead Company Walking.
Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2017 10:31 PM (Ya7zs)
I sense a golden opportunity for gun shops and shooting ranges to take on Ivanka's clothing line.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2017 11:14 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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What can i say? They got nervous walking in front of me!
Posted by: That guy in Sweden at February 12, 2017 11:14 PM (ywtnG)
***
There is research that says having fancier cars/clothes/etc makes a guy more attractive to women.
My understanding is that the loser lotharios are successful due to physical looks.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2017 10:44 PM (aZq03)
Jes.
Posted by: Paolo at February 12, 2017 11:14 PM (1JnAL)
I guess the tribe is counting on good times under the Trump admin, because even though they already have a complete casino and hotel, they're building *another* complex next door that's going to dwarf everything they already have. Basically they're building a Las Vegas-size megaresort in south Temecula, where the nearest tallest building is probably 3 stories high.
Gonna be really something. Hope things work out for them.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2017 11:14 PM (u8kLQ)
No problem here, infidel dog, especially at public swimming pools.
Posted by: 50,000 'syrian' 'refugees' at February 12, 2017 11:15 PM (nlbfN)
Eager beats pretty.
Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2017 11:06 PM (cct0t)
And fellas: always remember--it's not the size of the army, it's the fury of the attack.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 12, 2017 11:15 PM (nQ10o)
I mean is there an actual urge?
Or is it like a form of money, just a thing to be traded for advantage and gifts?
You know what? Don't answer that.
I'ma go look at porn and pretend.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 10:06 PM (zu88C)
Pr0n will ruin you for real women, and I'd recommend that you avoid it. You do not need that imagery in your mind's eye.
Yes there are women who need sex, yes there is a real urge, yes there are those who have learned to use it as a bargaining chip. Not all of them.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc)
CNN? Deceptive editing of video to make a response sound the opposite of what it was.
Boston Globe? Running with unverified (read faked) war atrocities.
CBS? Making shit up.
Oh but FAUXNEWS! FAUXNEWS! Yes they caught Fox, running with unflattering pictures of people!
And yes, they bitch about Fox's honesty...not the Clinton News Network or Clinton Broadcasting System...
http://www.cracked.com/article_24478_5-times-faking-news-was-apparently-totally-cool.html
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2017 11:16 PM (aZq03)
And fellas: always remember--it's not the size of the army, it's the fury of the attack.
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I'm sure that's what the cops will tell me.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 11:16 PM (zu88C)
But first, you gotta know how to use your hands. Playing guitar can help you develop the necessary strength and dexterity.
Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2017 11:13 PM (cct0t)
No argument here. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2017 11:16 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor is still pissed about cthulu at February 12, 2017 11:07 PM (gR+Ht)
Meh. Lotta dumb things I didn't do.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2017 11:17 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2017 11:17 PM (GsAUU)
Yes there are women who need sex, yes there is a real urge, yes there are those who have learned to use it as a bargaining chip. Not all of them.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc)
and round we go with men looking at the exact women they abhore.
whores the ones that are bargaining for Money.
sheesh men get a clue.
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 11:17 PM (R7cwD)
"I got a big fat guy giving it to me. It feels great. But now my pussy smells like garlic!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2017 11:17 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2017 11:18 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 12, 2017 11:18 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2017 11:18 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:18 PM (tHwdc)
==
Yep. So will an 8 month 'headache'.
Psycho analysis does not work.
Alcohol used to work. Heh.
Whatever.
It's all about control.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 11:18 PM (zu88C)
From, guess who?
Laughing my ass off here.
He will get the help.
Posted by: navybrat at February 12, 2017 11:19 PM (w7KSn)
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/C4aG08NUkAAOT18.jpg"
Hard to say, since "pbs.tw___.com" isn't a valid internet address.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at February 12, 2017 11:19 PM (ZBO0C)
Posted by: bawney fwank at February 12, 2017 11:19 PM (nlbfN)
Eager beats pretty.
Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2017 11:06 PM (cct0t)
I think she's very pretty. Not the best looking creature on Earth, but certainly pretty enough.
As to the songs written about her, I only ever heard 2 of them (the big Clapton hits).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2017 11:19 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 10:35 PM (92kX2)
Really, that's standard procedure. You cannot allow a dam to overtop, or it will fail for sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2017 11:19 PM (WDdjT)
Today I took a quick trip to Ralphs, and happened to bump into my 11-year-old niece's best girlfriend and her mom.
Said young girl's name? Layla.
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Is she hot?
Posted by: Mohammad at February 12, 2017 11:19 PM (aUn7U)
Psycho analysis does not work.
Alcohol used to work. Heh.
Whatever.
It's all about control.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 11:18 PM (zu88C)
Try mopping the floors. I heard that makes chicks hawt.
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2017 11:20 PM (HV1LS)
I think this is part of the "We are on vacation let's have sex constantly" thing that women seem to have...
All this makes sense from an evolutionary viewpoint - but it can make things go bad fast on the sexual front when things are going bad in other parts of a couple's life...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2017 11:20 PM (aZq03)
Well said
Plus she is good people
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2017 11:21 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 12, 2017 11:21 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 11:21 PM (R7cwD)
because Layla's family is Muslim.
Not joking. Her mom is easy to spot because she wears a burka, although it shows her whole face.
Layla's older teenage brother, Kareem, is my 15-year-old nephew Chase's best friend as well.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2017 11:22 PM (u8kLQ)
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2017 11:22 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2017 11:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: blaster
==
Yes yes. The Search for the Magical Button (TM).
Pro tip: It doesn't exist.
In other news : I think I may have impregnated the shower.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 11:22 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 11:22 PM (R7cwD)
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/C4aG08NUkAAOT18.jpg"
Hard to say, since "pbs.tw___.com" isn't a valid internet address.
Posted by: Richard Cranium
Try this instead
http://tinyurl.com/hjhmtwf
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2017 11:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2017 11:23 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 11:21 PM (R7cwD)
I think I saw that scene in a Woody Allen movie ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2017 11:23 PM (zc3Db)
Below she's usually wearing women's pants and shoes.
I hope that's a good sign, but who knows...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2017 11:23 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: JROD at February 12, 2017 11:23 PM (pHcr7)
Eager beats pretty.
Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2017 11:06 PM (cct0t)
I think she's very pretty. Not the best looking creature on Earth, but certainly pretty enough.
As to the songs written about her, I only ever heard 2 of them (the big Clapton hits).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2017 11:19 PM (zc3Db)
Ahhh-- my comment was a humorous response to a comment way up-thread! I agree she was an attractive young woman. Very '60s--'70s era.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 12, 2017 11:23 PM (nQ10o)
From, guess who?
Laughing my ass off here.
He will get the help.
Posted by: navybrat at February 12, 2017 11:19 PM (w7KSn)
Hey
Posted by: Linda Ronstadt, Jerry Brown's Beard at February 12, 2017 11:23 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Abby at February 12, 2017 11:23 PM (HBU7W)
==
arooo?
Yes please!
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 11:24 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: booknlass at February 12, 2017 11:24 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 12, 2017 11:24 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: JROD at February 12, 2017 11:23 PM (pHcr7)
because she fears the guy is playing her.
why do guys keep playing when they are IN a serious relationship?
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 11:25 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 11:08 PM (LiqBV)
If you're a man in 8th grade, you have bigger problems than getting chicks.
As I recall, there's someone who makes regular appearances on lonely hearts ONTs who is very much in demand for booty calls, but not for relationships. So, technical proficiency alone isn't going to cut it. Soulless sex is not enough.
Seriously, oral sex isn't an art form. If you enjoy it, you'll be good at it. If you don't, faggedaboudit.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:13 PM (tHwdc
When you are a 13-14 year old boy/young man, all you are thinking about is quanity and then quality. It's a man's biology.
Now obviously in real life when we are older we are not going to share real numbers with our significant other nor do we want to hear them.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 11:25 PM (LiqBV)
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
They had Black Hawk Down on earlier today. That's an ending that makes the room get dusty.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2017 11:25 PM (w+Jhj)
http://tinyurl.com/zlwxbra
It starts at 14:29, and don't blink or you will miss it. She is the Medical Examiner.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 12, 2017 11:25 PM (bUjWk)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 12, 2017 11:26 PM (ptQdD)
Glad I went out yesterday. Winds were awful today. Caught a meal yesterday and didn't run anyone over on the lake. Although there was one guy who needed a running over
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2017 11:26 PM (voOPb)
I need a vacation.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 11:26 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: booknlass at February 12, 2017 11:24 PM (8mO0Q)
--I say it unironically --"Beware of Darkness" is a great song.
Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2017 11:27 PM (GsAUU)
Yes there are women who need sex, yes there is a real urge, yes there are those who have learned to use it as a bargaining chip. Not all of them.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc)
and round we go with men looking at the exact women they abhore.
whores the ones that are bargaining for Money.
sheesh men get a clue.
________________________
That's basically the plot to Don Jon, which I watched earlier.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 12, 2017 11:27 PM (FqgrG)
Psycho analysis does not work.
Alcohol used to work. Heh.
Whatever.
It's all about control.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 11:18 PM (zu88C)
Yep, there's a reason why good relationships are rare. Men who've been burned and decide to apply self-protective strategies across the board are seriously not welcome to apply.
How about a balance between openness and caution? Leave the bitterness at the dump. That applies to both sexes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:27 PM (tHwdc)
***
They've actually found doing non-manly chores around the house makes women less interesting in sex. Note that doing those chores themselves also does not put women in the mood (but it has less of an impact actually).
Which means the ideal scenario is a maid...hmm...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2017 11:27 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: JROD at February 12, 2017 11:23 PM (pHcr7)
Alpha Fucks. Beta Bucks.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 11:27 PM (LiqBV)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 12, 2017 10:52 PM (U6f54)
And their quaint idea that you needed two motors to have opposing wipers was quite ridiculous.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2017 11:28 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2017 11:28 PM (IqV8l)
Really, I mean shouldn't this have occurred last night?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2017 11:28 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2017 11:29 PM (KP5rU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3iWtu99nN0
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2017 11:07 PM (u8kLQ)
++++
It's all fun and games until one of them starts eating your face.
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at February 12, 2017 11:29 PM (R+30W)
"Ooh, aah, oh wow, don't stop, oh, ah..."
Sounds you make having sex while old"
"Ow. Don't! No, not there. Crap. ow. Ow. OWWW!"
Posted by: navybrat at February 12, 2017 11:29 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 12, 2017 11:29 PM (CZGiU)
How about a balance between openness and caution? Leave the bitterness at the dump. That applies to both sexes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:27 PM (tHwdc)
Honesty is sexy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 11:29 PM (92kX2)
http://tinyurl.com/hcqhtf3
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 12, 2017 11:30 PM (1JnAL)
why do guys keep playing when they are IN a serious relationship?
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Or maybe they just wait . And wait. And wait.
As the excuses pile up the moon and the lies about "why" turn your "marriage" into a purely financial customer service transaction. In hell.
They have an entire day dedicated to sexual blackmail. It's coming up this week. It'sthe milestone that I pass every year , far more important than my anniversary, that reminds me that , yes, I fell for it.
"You fucked up. You trusted her."
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 11:30 PM (zu88C)
From, guess who?
Laughing my ass off here.
He will get the help.
Posted by: navybrat at February 12, 2017 11:19 PM (w7KSn)<<<
Don't look at us, ese. We don't know how to build a damn.
Posted by: the illegal aliens undocumented Dreamers standing in the Home Depot parking lot at February 12, 2017 11:30 PM (pfCu1)
--
My theory?
The girl always wants someone. Hence sexual rendezvous guy.
However... she is probably really interested in other guy, but does not sure if it will work out with him. He may reject her.
So... she's keeping sexual rendezvous guy in case new guy doesn't work out.
I think it's called "hedging your bets."
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 12, 2017 11:30 PM (J5mC3)
I can only speak for myself on the latter as far as guys messing around. Never fooled around when it was serious.
Posted by: JROD at February 12, 2017 11:31 PM (pHcr7)
http://tinyurl.com/hcqhtf3
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 12, 2017 11:30 PM (1JnAL)
They look like some nice pieces.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 11:31 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2017 11:31 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 11:22 PM (R7cwD)
No.
There is a dam. The dam is fine.
There is a concrete spillway, which was damaged, but is still working. It provides relief if the water is flowing over the dam.
Now, there is a backup spillway for when there is even more water. The water going over it eroded a lot of soil below it and they were afraid it would fail (it hasn't). They are shoring it up but who knows.
Now, if it *does* fail, that would be bad and flood Oroville, but it's *not* the same as the Dam failing. The Dam is much bigger (taller).
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 12, 2017 11:31 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 11:31 PM (LiqBV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2017 11:32 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:27 PM (tHwdc)
That's a lesson I only fully learned in the last couple of years. I've been seeing someone for a little over a year. She's great, and she's the first woman since my divorce I'm really, truly comfortable talking with. I don't think it would have happened if I was still bitter and defensive.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 12, 2017 11:32 PM (rJUlF)
http://tinyurl.com/zlwxbra
It starts at 14:29, and don't blink or you will miss it. She is the Medical Examiner.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 12, 2017 11:25 PM (bUjWk)
Very cool, flyboy! I forward to the spot. Your wife is lovely!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 12, 2017 11:33 PM (nQ10o)
was NOT being sarcastic. truly enjoyed it
Posted by: booknlass at February 12, 2017 11:33 PM (8mO0Q)
because Layla's family is Muslim.
Not joking. Her mom is easy to spot because she wears a burka, although it shows her whole face.
Layla's older teenage brother, Kareem, is my 15-year-old nephew Chase's best friend as well.
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Many apologies. Crap! My jokes always backfire and bite my camel's ass.
Posted by: Mohammad at February 12, 2017 11:33 PM (aUn7U)
Now, if it *does* fail, that would be bad and flood Oroville, but it's *not* the same as the Dam failing. The Dam is much bigger (taller).
---
So you're basically saying that our collective fantasies of CA libtrards/dreamers being carried away like poop during an emergency sewage release is not going to happen?
/talk about raining on the parade...
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 12, 2017 11:33 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at February 12, 2017 11:33 PM (zwsnd)
Some of those look like they could blow up in your hand.
Posted by: navybrat at February 12, 2017 11:34 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 12, 2017 11:34 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2017 11:34 PM (u8kLQ)
around for sexual rendezvous while pursuing another guy? I've never
asked a female this question, what do you think?
Posted by: JROD at February 12, 2017 11:23 PM (pHcr7)
Hmm. Well, I've only ever had 2 "understandings" about booty-call-status-only. Ie, if we're both in the mood for a good time, fine. But either is welcome to pursue a serious love interest meanwhile. Once the love interest is achieved, booty calls cease.
Is that what you were asking?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:34 PM (tHwdc)
==
Keeps me warm.
Oh I will line up like a good soldier and do my duty. Kroger roses. Glittery Hallmark card. Heart with chocolate crap in it.
Mission Accomplished.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 11:35 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: That guy in Sweden at February 12, 2017 11:35 PM (ywtnG)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2017 11:36 PM (mBnZE)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 12, 2017 11:29 PM (CZGiU)
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Thanks CG!
Posted by: Flyboy at February 12, 2017 11:36 PM (bUjWk)
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 12, 2017 11:30 PM (J5mC3)
I think you spelled hypergamy wrong
Night sweet Hordlings!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 11:36 PM (LiqBV)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2017 11:36 PM (mBnZE)
What subject?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2017 11:37 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 11:37 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 12, 2017 11:18 PM (U6f54)
++++
I haven't seen The Gift, but even assuming you are right about that one, Slingblade, A Family Thing, and One False Move are counter examples. One False Move in particular was a masterpiece.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 12, 2017 11:37 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2017 11:20 PM (HV1LS)
I tried that once, and got nothing but grief for having soaked the carpet, as well as the cost of the Servi-Pro crew to dry the damn thing out.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2017 11:37 PM (v5iqM)
"You fucked up. You trusted her."
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 11:30 PM (zu88C)
Or you could actually ask her how she feels.
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 11:38 PM (R7cwD)
368 wait,
so none of the 'ettes have watched porn?
not buying it
Posted by: Original Jake at February 12, 2017 11:34 PM (VBsKP)
Actually only once, many many years ago. It was shown as kind a joke to a group of couples who were close friends. I was super grossed out and have never wants to see anything like it again.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 12, 2017 11:38 PM (nQ10o)
From, guess who?
He's dragooning all the illegals to fill sandbags?
Posted by: cool breeze at February 12, 2017 11:38 PM (StZrq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2017 11:18
You got it right!
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2017 11:38 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 11:38 PM (R7cwD)
LOL.
That's nothing but trouble.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2017 11:39 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2017 11:39 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 12, 2017 11:39 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Mohammad at February 12, 2017 11:39 PM (aUn7U)
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May I ask a question? What woman, yet alone young teenage girl, feels comfortable about letting strangers lick their private parts, yet can't even handle the idea of going to the bathroom in the next room, lest the guy suspect they have bodily functions?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:40 PM (tHwdc)
What subject?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2017 11:37 PM (zc3Db)
Econometrics.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2017 11:40 PM (mBnZE)
Posted by: Chi at February 12, 2017 11:40 PM (ywtnG)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 11:40 PM (zu88C)
I tried that once. Got a description of how the nervous system processes the sense of touch.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 11:40 PM (IcT7t)
I asked the son of a friend how is his love life (he is 25).
He said he has been getting "left swiped".
I had no idea what he was talking about.
I had to ask another young person about it.
Posted by: navybrat at February 12, 2017 11:40 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 12, 2017 11:39 PM (b7fwp)
The biggest problem I have with her is not her face, she has that kind of look I usually go for- it is her eyes. They have a kind of emptiness to them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 11:41 PM (92kX2)
It's not a high probability, but it's not a zero probability either.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2017 11:41 PM (V2Yro)
I asked the son of a friend how is his love life (he is 25).
He said he has been getting "left swiped".
I had no idea what he was talking about.
I had to ask another young person about it.
Posted by: navybrat at February 12, 2017 11:40 PM (w7KSn)
What, pray tell, is "left-swiped?"
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 12, 2017 11:42 PM (nQ10o)
someone fluffs their 'deal' and then the anger flows out.
instead of being angry it should be a time that they come together and ask What we can do to fill the breach, instead ego driven we sharpen the claws instead.
You don't have to but that is much easier than getting dirty and accepting responsibily and the idea Perhaps we must personally
work harder
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 11:42 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 12, 2017 11:42 PM (nQ10o)
Tinder, and basically every other mobile version of dating sites, allow you to swipe left on a picture to reject that person.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2017 11:43 PM (mBnZE)
Had a place and job lined up.
In the end, I couldn't leave the kids and she begged me not to go. Gulted me into sticking around. As I mentioned, I am an idiot. With great kids.
One more kid to go.
Dreading what comes next.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 11:43 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: JROD at February 12, 2017 11:43 PM (pHcr7)
I know. Weird, right?
Posted by: navybrat at February 12, 2017 11:43 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Quint at February 12, 2017 11:43 PM (nlbfN)
Please get back to us about your modeling career and the ladies writing songs about you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2017 11:43 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2017 11:44 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2017 11:40 PM (mBnZE)
Interesting. I used to use econometrics as a counter example in my global warming arguments - that the economy is a far simpler system than the Earth's climate, more money and brainpower have been poured into modeling it than the global warming nuts could even dream about ... and, yet, they still have lousy records of economic forecasts.
Good subject, though. Good luck on your final.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2017 11:44 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 11:27 PM (LiqBV)
Bingo. HUGE truth to that. If you're viewed as the "dangerous toy" you're gonna be a stunt dick, no more, no less.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2017 11:44 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:40 PM (tHwdc)
A story: a friend and I (who had never slept together) got drunk together one time and had sex. So we are curled up, and she lets loose one of the most gigantic farts I have ever been around. She was mortified. I was laughing so hard that I could barely choke out "I guess the bloom is off the rose for you, huh?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 11:44 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 11:45 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 12, 2017 11:42 PM (nQ10o)
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A dating site thing. Swipe right if you like the picture. Swipe left if you don't.
It is unfortunate that I know that.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 12, 2017 11:45 PM (bUjWk)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2017 11:45 PM (nlbfN)
So, 1?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 11:03 PM (
Had enough of the emotional 2 1/2 year old?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 12, 2017 11:46 PM (lXNH9)
I married the last one that did that.
Many decades ago.
Posted by: navybrat at February 12, 2017 11:46 PM (w7KSn)
http://tinyurl.com/hcqhtf3
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 12, 2017 11:30 PM (1JnAL)
Heh. Most of those look like museum pieces, and if actually fired, would more likely imperil the user than the person aimed at.
And that's the real shame of those fool gun amnesties, buy-backs, etc.; they result in the destruction of collectible pieces that no self-respecting thug would use in a crime, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2017 11:46 PM (WDdjT)
couple of years. I've been seeing someone for a little over a year.
She's great, and she's the first woman since my divorce I'm really,
truly comfortable talking with. I don't think it would have happened if I
was still bitter and defensive.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 12, 2017 11:32 PM (rJUlF)
SO glad to hear this!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:46 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2017 11:46 PM (WDdjT)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 11:46 PM (92kX2)
409 What, pray tell, is "left-swiped?"
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 12, 2017 11:42 PM (nQ10o)
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A dating site thing. Swipe right if you like the picture. Swipe left if you don't.
It is unfortunate that I know that.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 12, 2017 11:45 PM (bUjWk)
Oh my gosh. What has happened to normal human interaction? This is so depressing.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 12, 2017 11:47 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Mohammad at February 12, 2017 11:47 PM (aUn7U)
People do that? What the? Go outside, man. There are actual girls out there!
I know, it's scary at first, but they smell nice, dude. Baby steps
Posted by: Chi at February 12, 2017 11:47 PM (ywtnG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 11:41 PM (92kX2)
++++
Sometimes that shark, she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
Posted by: Quint at February 12, 2017 11:47 PM (R+30W)
couple of years. I've been seeing someone for a little over a year.
She's great, and she's the first woman since my divorce I'm really,
truly comfortable talking with. I don't think it would have happened if I
was still bitter and defensive.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 12, 2017 11:32 PM (rJUlF)
SO glad to hear this!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:46 PM (tHwdc)
and there it is.
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 11:47 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2017 11:46 PM (WDdjT)
I wonder if they would take a pop-tart bitten out in the form of a gun? Easy money.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2017 11:48 PM (zc3Db)
So, 1?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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heh.
Zero is a number, too.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 12, 2017 11:48 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 12, 2017 11:47 PM (nQ10o)
I know right?
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 11:48 PM (R7cwD)
I know, it's scary at first, but they smell nice, dude. Baby steps
Posted by: Chi at February 12, 2017 11:47 PM (ywtnG)
Yep, and if you are lucky, you will find one who has skin that feels like crushed velvet, hair that smells like strawberries, and her smile will be like the sun coming up after a dark, lonely night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 11:48 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Quint at February 12, 2017 11:49 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 12, 2017 11:49 PM (7jX2E)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 12, 2017 11:47 PM (nQ10o)
Normal interaction requires people to get out and do things, and a lot of them don't want to do that. The women who are out at social events are usually there with boyfriends/husbands.
The swipe-right thing is supposed to be easier since you aren't directly rejected. The system only tells you if you both swiped-right on each other. But when you never get a match, it's almost worse than not getting a response on a normal dating site.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2017 11:49 PM (mBnZE)
was NOT being sarcastic. truly enjoyed it
Posted by: booknlass at February 12, 2017 11:33 PM (8mO0Q)
--Amen
Posted by: logprof at February 12, 2017 11:50 PM (GsAUU)
was still bitter and defensive.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke
that's hittin' me right where I live.
Posted by: booknlass at February 12, 2017 11:50 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2017 11:50 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 12, 2017 11:50 PM (lXNH9)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 12, 2017 11:47 PM (nQ10o)
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Like it or not, this is how the majority of dating comes about these days. No longer an issue for me, but I did live the sad life.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 12, 2017 11:51 PM (bUjWk)
Anyway, look at what John Lennon went for.
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 12, 2017 11:51 PM (b7fwp)
so none of the 'ettes have watched porn?
not buying it
Posted by: Original Jake at February 12, 2017 11:34 PM (VBsKP)
Once - I was acutely uncomfortable and embarrassed. It was the antithesis of making love, which is the only thing I'm really interested in.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:51 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: JROD at February 12, 2017 11:51 PM (pHcr7)
Posted by: Richard Cranium at February 12, 2017 11:52 PM (ZBO0C)
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 12, 2017 11:52 PM (uSlc8)
Not yet. Little guys are fun once they know you.
BTW, had him at a restaurant last night. He was running around, screeching and being generally happy. A little girl, maybe 4 years old, kept coming to see him and trying to hold his hand. He'd smile and not go for it. So either he's already breaking hearts, or he's just met his first bunny boiler.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 11:53 PM (IcT7t)
You're not an idiot - you sacrificed your own happiness for the sake of those who were weaker than you and who depended on you. You did what a real man should do. And they, your kids, would have been hurt badly if you had done differently. A lot of people lie to themselves and say that isn't so, but it is.
What comes after, comes after. Your duty to another adult is far different than your duty to children. Adults are supposed to be able to take care of themselves if they have to.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2017 11:54 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 11:53 PM (IcT7t)
Funny how kids fall into gender norms when left alone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 11:54 PM (92kX2)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/257152/
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2017 11:54 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc)
^^^^
This.
I regret a brief addiction to pr0n a few years after the Internet became widely available. I was still single but it did me no good and sometimes images still come back to me.
It harms men and it harms women.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at February 12, 2017 11:55 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Master Bater at February 12, 2017 11:55 PM (ywtnG)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2017 11:48 PM (zc3Db)
If they paid out good money, I'd set up a factory in the spare room making convincing-looking zip guns out of water pipe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2017 11:55 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2017 11:56 PM (KP5rU)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/257152/
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2017 11:54 PM (r/0kC)
I saw this too. I am kind of the same opinion as some of the commentors. There are a whole lot of psyops flying in both directions right now. I think this is one of them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 11:56 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 11:44 PM (92kX2)
Being able to jointly laugh at farts is the sign of a comfortable, reality-based relationship.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:56 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: JROD at February 12, 2017 11:51 PM (pHcr7
It is possible, but I would hate to think so. listen i'm a woman and a an emotional creature. I can only relate to that she might think he really isn't 'that into her and she is off licking her booboos,
I could be wrong, this generation is much different both men and women.
but I would think insecurity remains static or in stasis
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 11:57 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2017 11:57 PM (w+Jhj)
Agreed. A Lithuanian midget threesome is a hard thing to put out of your mind.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2017 11:57 PM (uSlc8)
"I learned that Sex without Love is an empty, meaningless experience. But, as empty, meaningless experiences go, it's one of the best!!!!" - Woody Allen, Love & Death
"the first time I had sex I was scared I tell ya, Scared! Can you blame me?? I was all by myself!!!!" - Rodney Dangerfield
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2017 11:57 PM (V2Yro)
Left work at 2pm on a Friday last summer to drive from Michigan to Hunlock Creek PA for my sister's wedding the next day. At around 10pm, I called my mom (who was already there at my aunt's house) from a rest area, after driving through heavy rain squalls with semi trailers through the dark with cliffs on either side, advising that I was tired and might spend the night in a sleeping bag in the back of the car and catch up in the morning. I pressed on (which might not have been the safest idea) and the rain let up once I got off I-80, and once I hit the mountain roads:
1. I had a full tank of gas in a manual Subaru Impreza
2. I was suddenly fully awake at midnight on dry pavement winding up and down hills through the woods
3. A little "professional driver on a closed course: do not attempt" ticker was hovering at the bottom of my vision for some reason
Kinda wish we had roads like that in lower Michigan.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2017 11:58 PM (8nWyX)
Once - I was acutely uncomfortable and embarrassed. It was the antithesis of making love, which is the only thing I'm really interested in.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:51 PM (tHwdc)
exactly!
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2017 11:58 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2017 11:58 PM (uSlc8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 11:48 PM (92kX2)
Let me tell you, I would have laughed at that, until last week anyway. There was a girl from costa rica that came up and wanted a pic with me. She snuggled right in and my god. She was soft, the right kind of soft, yet firm, petite, epic body, beautiful face, dark hair, beautiful smile, high cheek bones, and those eyes...
Anyway, lets just say I'm a believer, that chick you just wrote about does exist. I saw her last week.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2017 11:59 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2017 11:55 PM (WDdjT)
The ones that I had heard of were generally paying $100 each, no matter what shape the gun was in. I think one could probably get an 80% paperweight and cut some crude slide channels in it and it should qualify.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2017 11:59 PM (zc3Db)
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May I ask a question? What woman, yet alone young teenage girl, feels comfortable about letting strangers lick their private parts, yet can't even handle the idea of going to the bathroom in the next room, lest the guy suspect they have bodily functions?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:40 PM (tHwdc
Girls the same age as teenagers as 13-14 year old boys who. Go to the same school as you or live in the same neighborhood.
Or if you were blessed like me, I met my first "real girlfriend" of 3 years at the beach. I was 12 and she was 14 at the time. Pretty awesome to have a girl on the homecoming court from a gigantic county school at age 13. First love and never felt anything like that first love since.
To be fair, I was an early bloomer and shaving just before age 10.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 11:59 PM (LiqBV)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2017 11:56 PM (tHwdc)
Personally, I'm not so impressed by fart tolerance
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 13, 2017 12:00 AM (zc3Db)
night.
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2017 12:00 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2017 11:57 PM (w+Jhj)
I'm going off on another Jeep ride into the desert tomorrow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2017 12:00 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2017 11:41 PM (V2Yro)
Apparently I can't communicate *at all*, because that's not what I tried to say.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 13, 2017 12:01 AM (wB8Tg)
Not yet. Little guys are fun once they know you.
BTW, had him at a restaurant last night. He was running around, screeching and being generally happy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 11:53 PM
That sounds better than the little fuckers standing behind me during the electric parade last night. Kept getting kicked in the small of the back & hit in the head while they shrieked at the top of their lungs. People sitting next to me finally said something. Parents just stood there. Nice supervision there asshokes. I'd have gotten the shit best out of me for doing that.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2017 12:01 AM (lXNH9)
As soon as they quit doing that, games over. Everybody outta the pool!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2017 12:01 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 12:02 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2017 12:02 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Master Bater at February 12, 2017 11:55 PM (ywtnG)
--Not I.
Fuck your stats.
Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 12:03 AM (GsAUU)
I have read that as distrustful Trump is of these agencies, Pence is just the opposite. I'd bet he's taking the briefings, at least, which I would assume would help if anything really crazy with Iran/NoKo/ISIS/who knows flares up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:05 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2017 11:53 PM (IcT7t)
Funny how kids fall into gender norms when left alone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
DO NOT!! BIGOT!! ITS COMPLICATED!! SCIENCE H8RS!!
Posted by: Katie Couric is smart and wants respect at February 13, 2017 12:05 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 12, 2017 11:39 PM (b7fwp)
The biggest problem I have with her is not her face, she has that kind of look I usually go for- it is her eyes. They have a kind of emptiness to them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2017 11:41 PM (92kX2)
Straight teeth are a thing of the past 35 years or so.
Before the mid 80's, there were a lot of hawt chicks with not so perfect teeth. Lauren Hutton. Karen Carpenter.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 13, 2017 12:06 AM (1JnAL)
Remember: it was fellow Muslims who ratted him out. He'd ordered Harrod and other non-Muslims out of the lecture hall before he started. Brown's views were just that odious.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2017 12:06 AM (6FqZa)
Anchorperson: "We have a reporter in the field in Oroville standing by right now. How do things look?"
Reporter: "Blub... glug..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:06 AM (u8kLQ)
Did the damn break yet?
Perhaps they could shore it up with about six thousand violas...
Posted by: Piercello, on the road again at February 13, 2017 12:07 AM (xO+3P)
Posted by: The Sand In Your Vaseline at February 13, 2017 12:07 AM (ywtnG)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 13, 2017 12:00 AM (zc3Db)
So, do you chide your partner, a whack over the nose with a rolled-up newspaper, or what?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 12:07 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 12:08 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:08 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Piercello, on the road again at February 13, 2017 12:07 AM (xO+3P)
let me guess, the bastards of the violin family?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 12:08 AM (aMlLZ)
I youtube searched her music, and while I do not like her music much, she has a pretty sexy speaking voice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:08 AM (92kX2)
A guy I worked with in the early 90's showed me something off one of the alt.os.binaries.* newgroups to see if he could gross me out.
He did. shudders
Posted by: Richard Cranium at February 13, 2017 12:08 AM (ZBO0C)
Posted by: Piercello, on the road again at February 13, 2017 12:07 AM (xO+3P)
Accordions would work, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2017 12:08 AM (WDdjT)
And, I have found, it seems to be a little "off." ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:08 AM (u8kLQ)
Yes, God is definitely British.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:09 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 12:08 AM
You really like "All Things Must Pass"?
Posted by: otho at February 13, 2017 12:10 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Aetius, that would explain why whenever He's invited to a costume party, God always shows up in drag. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:10 AM (u8kLQ)
Linux box, Firefox browser.
[Oh, just watch it work when I bitch about it.]
Posted by: Richard Cranium at February 13, 2017 12:11 AM (ZBO0C)
Posted by: Richard Cranium at February 13, 2017 12:11 AM (ZBO0C)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 12:07 AM (tHwdc)
Usually a sarcastic comment gets the point across. People should not feel free to just fart all over the place.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 13, 2017 12:11 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:10 AM (u8kLQ)
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Oh, FFS. Are you talking just to see yourself talk now?
Posted by: Flyboy at February 13, 2017 12:12 AM (bUjWk)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2017 12:12 AM (6FqZa)
I know people that have been married 30 years and they don't do this. They are missing out.
Posted by: navybrat at February 13, 2017 12:12 AM (w7KSn)
One guy said if it eroded back up to the lake he said it could dump 30 feet from the lake. Not sure how he got that, but perhaps in area the lake is only 30' deep. There are 15,476 acres of lake, so that would be "a lot of water".
But they are dumping big bags of rock, and it is likely contained. But if water has found a way through the ground, not just over the top, that could keep eroding and be more catastrophic (even with the big dam intact). That seems to be the main risk at the moment, but much less risk than a few hours ago.
at least that's my take on what I heard.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2017 12:12 AM (RWmbm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:12 AM (u8kLQ)
I married the last one that did that.
Many decades ago.
Posted by: navybrat at February 12, 2017 11:46
Same here navybrat. We've been md 36 yrs. She's a keeper. Well some days, LOL.
Posted by: Farmer at February 13, 2017 12:13 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 12, 2017 11:27 PM (LiqBV)
Bingo. HUGE truth to that. If you're viewed as the "dangerous toy" you're gonna be a stunt dick, no more, no less.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2017 11:44 PM (aMlLZ
Being the stunt dick will leave a guy jaded. When you are younger, it's fun. Then when you realize that you are nothing more than a stunt dick after failed attempts to have relationships or date because young and clueless about the stunt dick, it will Fuck a young man up. Lots of negative possiblities that I'd rather not go Into, but I assume that you know where I'm coming from and would head with this if pressed.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 12:13 AM (LiqBV)
Even the Bible seems to suggest He has attributes of both genders...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:14 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 13, 2017 12:11 AM (zc3Db)
I honestly do not have a problem with it. I usually find their reaction to it more funny than anything else.
They are still human for God's sake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:14 AM (92kX2)
Beserker, long time no see!
Posted by: Piercello, on the road again at February 13, 2017 12:15 AM (xO+3P)
a couple weeks ago, i substitute taught a high school class on rock and roll history. the kids were writing about the BEATLES
i sat next to students, reading what they'd written. one had listed a death date for Paul, in '66.
She got it on the internet.
Posted by: booknlass at February 13, 2017 12:15 AM (8mO0Q)
Linux box, Firefox browser.
[Oh, just watch it work when I bitch about it.]
Posted by: Richard Cranium at February 13, 2017 12:11 AM (ZBO0C)
++++
You just have to use square brackets instead of angle brackets for the tags.
i for italics
b for bold
u for underline
[ i] [ /i] etc. just remove the extra space.
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2017 12:15 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:16 AM (u8kLQ)
Straight teeth are a thing of the past 35 years or so.
Before the mid 80's, there were a lot of hawt chicks with not so perfect teeth. Lauren Hutton. Karen Carpenter.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 13, 2017 12:06 AM (1JnAL)
--Heh, my dad liked the one flaw in hot chicks, naming Cindy Crawford's mole and Lauren Hutton's gap.
I am on board with that.
Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 12:16 AM (GsAUU)
http://tinyurl.com/jn3x86s
What good is intel if you withhold it from the very persons who can act on it. This is madness and I hope it is only a handful of the senior politically connected that are feeding this junk out and not something that pervades all levels of the IC. If that is the case then they are crazy, since it was the previous administration that was very fast and loose with intel if it could harm the US and help our enemies.
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 13, 2017 12:16 AM (d3wbb)
I am on board with that.
Posted by: logprof
Why do you think I kept my hump?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 13, 2017 12:17 AM (u8kLQ)
Even the Bible seems to suggest He has attributes of both genders...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:14 AM (u8kLQ)
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"It is better to keep silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
Please quote me the portions of the Bible that back up this claim.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 13, 2017 12:18 AM (bUjWk)
Posted by: Piercello, on the road again at February 13, 2017 12:07 AM (xO+3P)
You'll encounter much resistance from the moonbattian left, as they are always against violaence, unless it's them whuts doing it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2017 12:18 AM (v5iqM)
This is actually terrifying.This situation needs to be gotten under control.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/257152/
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2017 11:54 PM (r/0kC)
I'm not sure what to believe here.My BS meter is going off a little.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at February 13, 2017 12:18 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Quint
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We're gonna need a bigger boat...
Posted by: The Barrel at February 13, 2017 12:18 AM (ywtnG)
It was absolutely surreal.
As it happened, he was married to a cellist, but I didn't know that yet.
Posted by: Piercello, on the road again at February 13, 2017 12:19 AM (xO+3P)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 13, 2017 12:11 AM (zc3Db)
I think we were discussing the accidental emission, not deliberate lack of consideration. Sarcasm sounds like exactly the kind of relationship I choose to avoid.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 12:19 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 13, 2017 12:19 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 13, 2017 12:17 AM (u8kLQ)
He said 'one' flaw.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:19 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:19 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 12:20 AM (pY+s4)
Beserker, long time no see!
Posted by: Piercello, on the road again at February 13, 2017 12:15 AM (xO+3P)
Yeah, I ended my self imposed exile after trump was sworn in. Do they hold the violas like the old medieval way? against the chest?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 12:20 AM (aMlLZ)
I know people that have been married 30 years and they don't do this. They are missing out.
Posted by: navybrat at February 13, 2017 12:12 AM (w7KSn)
Nah, peeing maybe, but not pooping. Some things are nice to keep private.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 12:20 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 13, 2017 12:19 AM (u8kLQ)
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What is confrontational, Lena?
Posted by: Flyboy at February 13, 2017 12:21 AM (bUjWk)
"Why do people drive around with violas on their dashboards?"
(wait for it)
"So they can park in the handicapped zones."
Posted by: Piercello, on the road again at February 13, 2017 12:21 AM (xO+3P)
I know, it's scary at first, but they smell nice, dude. Baby steps
Posted by: Chi at February 12, 2017 11:47 PM (ywtnG)
This made me laugh so hard, I woke up CW Jr.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 13, 2017 12:21 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 12:20 AM (tHwdc)
I knew a girl who would talk on the phone while using the restroom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:21 AM (92kX2)
IMHO there's a significant difference between saying God is portrayed as both masculine and feminine, and claiming God is the Great Tranny In The Sky.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:21 AM (u8kLQ)
A friend was asking me for advice and its been a couple of years since I've gone.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2017 12:22 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: booknlass at February 13, 2017 12:22 AM (8mO0Q)
I don't, but then I am a cellist. When I am testing their sound/setup during luthier work, I play them on my lap like tiny cellos.
It gets a few strange looks, but it works.
Posted by: Piercello, on the road again at February 13, 2017 12:23 AM (xO+3P)
Dude, just trying to keep it light and loose like I usually do. (Don't worry, I'm not going to fall over into full blasphemy.) I figure you guys prefer me this way rather than sharing more sob stories about the women I don't have. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:23 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2017 12:24 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 13, 2017 12:17 AM (u8kLQ)
I'm thinking in case you fell on your back you can at least roll onto your gunt?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 12:24 AM (aMlLZ)
Sorry I mentioned it. Yes, God is 100% real man. Let's move to a different topic. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:24 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: otho at February 13, 2017 12:10 AM (lmIoG)
--I actually like more the covers.
According to Wiki, it's the best-selling solo album by a former Beatle, but for me "Beware of Darkness" and "Isn't It a Pity?" are my faves.
Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 12:25 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:25 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:21 AM (92kX2)
Been there, done that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 12:25 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 13, 2017 12:11 AM (zc3Db)
I think we were discussing the accidental emission, not deliberate lack of consideration. Sarcasm sounds like exactly the kind of relationship I choose to avoid.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 12:19 AM (tHwdc)
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I'm a little late to this conversation, but is that a thing now? In place of a sarcastic comment, some people fart? And vice versa?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2017 12:26 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 13, 2017 12:26 AM (bUjWk)
Posted by: Mohammad at February 12, 2017 11:47 PM (aUn7U)
Paolo no fill in for you.
Posted by: Paolo, The Bull at February 13, 2017 12:28 AM (1JnAL)
thing now? In place of a sarcastic comment, some people fart? And vice
versa?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2017 12:26 AM (R+30W)
Farts happen, and life is too short to have to make a BFD about them. No, I don't like sarcasm in my relationships, especially not romantic relationships. It's disrespectful and hostile.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 12:29 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:29 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:21 AM (92kX2)
Been there, done that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 12:25 AM (tHwdc)
--I wish I could fart at will, and do so when someone is talking on the phone in an adjoining stall.
Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 12:30 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2017 12:30 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:31 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 12:29 AM (tHwdc)
So you take all sarcasm as hostile and disrespectful? Even when it is obviously meant in a humorous way about something else? Context does make a difference, and using sarcasm ON the partner is kind of PA.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:31 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2017 12:26 AM (R+30W)
"I fart in your general direction!"
Posted by: Some Famous Quote at February 13, 2017 12:31 AM (v5iqM)
I don't, but then I am a cellist. When I am testing their sound/setup during luthier work, I play them on my lap like tiny cellos.
It gets a few strange looks, but it works.
Posted by: Piercello, on the road again at February 13, 2017 12:23 AM (xO+3P)
I thought they might hold them like the dude in this vid. These guys are a riot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjZ1B897Tuk
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 12:31 AM (aMlLZ)
I'm proud, did a good job of cooking that chicken last night.
Let the Trumpantions continue, LOL. Be cool good friends.
Posted by: Farmer at February 13, 2017 12:32 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:32 AM (92kX2)
Observer links - I'm not buying it. Not after eight years of Obama. If you weren't publicly complaining about Obama, you have no standing to complain about Trump. If you worked for Obama and didn't get fired, or quit, you are an Obama toady and can't be trusted.
Posted by: Bently Lacking at February 13, 2017 12:33 AM (rXaut)
"Oroville Dam in Northern CA on Verge of Unleashing Flood Waters to Valley Below" on the bottom of the screen
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 13, 2017 12:34 AM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 13, 2017 12:34 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: C u i at February 13, 2017 12:35 AM (ywtnG)
disrespectful? Even when it is obviously meant in a humorous way about
something else? Context does make a difference, and using sarcasm ON the
partner is kind of PA.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:31 AM (92kX2)
Humor is humor. Sarcasm isn't. So perhaps this is a matter of definitions and not behaviors.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 12:35 AM (tHwdc)
She smiles a lot.
We are so happy, for both of us, when either of us poops.
Because we both know it is going to be a good day.
Posted by: navybrat at February 13, 2017 12:35 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2017 12:35 AM (ywtnG)
Posted by: booknlass at February 13, 2017 12:22 AM (8mO0Q)
--Cue the Concrete Blonde version of "Beware of Darkness" and go from there.
Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 12:36 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:36 AM (92kX2)
According to Wiki, it's the best-selling solo album by a former Beatle, but for me "Beware of Darkness" and "Isn't It a Pity?" are my faves.
Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 12:25 AM
Really? Interesting. It's a really good album.
Posted by: otho at February 13, 2017 12:37 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 12:30 AM (GsAUU)
Is that why your handle is "logprof"?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 12:38 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 12:30 AM (GsAUU)
It's good to have goals in life. Mine is to eat about a pound of those godawful disgusting circus peanut candies just before a meeting, so when someone says "hey hogmartin, what do you think of this plan?" I can hork an unending pile of horrible orange foam across the table.
Like I said, good to have goals.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 12:38 AM (8nWyX)
Nah.
I'd rent the Pasadena Fairgrounds Arena, and pay extra to have 'em tamp the arena soil down to a hard surface.
And then set up a hundred or so kitchen islands, and turn Teh Horde loose on a cookingfest, and show off the best of what all they can do.
Later that same evening, bring in the for-hire bartenders or hell, just back up the wholesale liquor trucks.
Bet there'd be some the best eats ever, all under the same roof at the same time.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2017 12:38 AM (v5iqM)
Question for Moron travelers - which hotels are your favorite to stay at on the Vegas strip?
A friend was asking me for advice and its been a couple of years since I've gone.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2017 12:22 AM (aZq03)
We generally like to stay off the Strip at the Orleans.Great poker room. Movie theater and bowling alley upstairs. Caters to locals.Although, recently, these damned 'resort fees' are really starting to piss me off.
Last time there we slummed it and stayed way-way off strip at Arizona Charlie's. It was ok, but we don't demand luxury.The Rio is pretty nice.
We typically have a car when in Vegas.
If you don't have a car....Then my experience is with the Clown (Circus Circus), Excalibur, Luxor, Planet Hollywood, Harrah's, and MGM, in order of lowest budget, then increasing.
I sense that the Mirage, Treasure Island, Monte Carlo are between Harrah's and MGM on the scale.And Caesar's, Venetian, Bellagio, and Wynn are more luxurious than MGM.
I have also stayed at the Imperial Palace, and Bourbon Street, but alas, they are gone!
Posted by: Gambling Fool Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2017 12:38 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 12:35 AM (tHwdc)
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All humor, including sarcasm, is at the expense of someone or a group of someones. No other way to do it.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 13, 2017 12:39 AM (bUjWk)
I wanna try South Point so, so bad. Even though I know it's a bit of a drive from there to the "real" strip.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:40 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 12:41 AM (pY+s4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjZ1B897Tuk
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 12:31 AM (aMlLZ)
Heh. Those guys ARE a riot, even seen through shitty hotel WiFI.
Posted by: Piercello, on the road again at February 13, 2017 12:42 AM (xO+3P)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 12:41 AM (pY+s4)
Nichelle Nichols in drag?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2017 12:44 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Gambling Fool Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2017 12:44 AM (8iiMU)
a couple miles later, the red lights make me pull over and stop. the officer comes up to my window, and sees how old daughter is. was checking he said if she shoulda been in the car seat. (guess it was a slow night)
he asked for license and registration. I lean over on my right side to get into the glove box for reg., and my body lets out a loud raspberry. embarrassed, i just stayed where I was for a minute.
when I sat up, the officer was heading back to his patrol car, saying, never mind, Ma'am. you have a good night!
Posted by: booknlass at February 13, 2017 12:44 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 13, 2017 12:39 AM (bUjWk)
I think she is pointing out that if you use sarcasm or any other type of humor with your partner as the object of ridicule, you are just being an asshole.
You both seem to have the same point though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:44 AM (92kX2)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2017 12:38 AM (v5iqM)
I like this idea!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 12:44 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: otho at February 13, 2017 12:37 AM (lmIoG)
--A beautiful album.
My hippie stepdad had it.
After I heard Galaxie 500's version I played it on the turntable.
https://youtu.be/eDrLTW_sesI
Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 12:45 AM (GsAUU)
And because they are a blur, I sadly realize I should never have wasted the time.....
Posted by: Gambling Fool Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2017 12:45 AM (8iiMU)
Especially right at the time that the WSOP Colossus poker tournament is starting up. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:45 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 12:41 AM (pY+s4)
courtney VAnce is right, but he's not the guy from NCIS, that's Rocky Carroll.
Vance was on one of the L&O spinoffs.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at February 13, 2017 12:46 AM (R5EqA)
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at February 13, 2017 12:46 AM (R5EqA)
Criminal Intent according to IMDB.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:47 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 13, 2017 12:39 AM (bUjWk)
I think she is pointing out that if you use sarcasm or any other type of humor with your partner as the object of ridicule, you are just being an asshole.
You both seem to have the same point though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:44 AM (92kX2)
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hat sounds about right. Did not initially catch that.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 13, 2017 12:47 AM (bUjWk)
or any other type of humor with your partner as the object of ridicule,
you are just being an asshole.
You both seem to have the same point though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:44 AM (92kX2)
Exactly. Mr. D. was very sensitive, and I learned early on never to make him the butt of any joke, however affectionate. It wasn't a sacrifice at all, it was a gesture of understanding, acceptance and love to not do that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 12:48 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Jones-y!
Posted by: viking at February 13, 2017 12:48 AM (6y/kW)
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at February 13, 2017 12:46 AM (R5EqA)
Criminal Intent according to IMDB.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:47 AM (92kX2)
They're all the same.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at February 13, 2017 12:48 AM (R5EqA)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 12:35 AM (tHwdc)
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All humor, including sarcasm, is at the expense of someone or a group of someones. No other way to do it.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 13, 2017 12:39 AM (bUjWk)
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There's a lot of truth to that, but not 100%.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A newspaper.
That works better verbally since red/read is spelled differently, so it's a bit of a cheat in writing. But, the joke isn't at anyone's expense and many riddles aren't either.
Sarcasm can be playful or mean. Used in a hateful way, like hateful words of any kind, can be seriously damaging to a relationship.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2017 12:49 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:45 AM (u8kLQ)
So....any time starting in June through mid-July?It's been a while since I looked at a WSOP schedule.
Posted by: Gambling Fool Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2017 12:49 AM (8iiMU)
I promise to the Horde (even Flyboy) that if I win big at poker (cash or tourney), I'll pitch in for drinks. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:50 AM (u8kLQ)
screenwriting credits:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0555601/
I played her Sierra games when they came out, Conquests of the Longbow and Conquests of Camelot. They were pretty good. Especially the Robin Hood one.
But in the 1970s she was still young, so her Conan comic "Child of Sorcery" is literally a Princess In The Tower fanfic. Funny stuff.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2017 12:50 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 12:50 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: booknlass
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That's two different ways that women get out of tickets. I'm sure there are more.
Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2017 12:51 AM (ywtnG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 12:51 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2017 12:52 AM (6FqZa)
http://tinyurl.com/gs33jxz
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:53 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2017 12:52 AM (6FqZa)
Is that saying it like it's a bad thing?
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at February 13, 2017 12:53 AM (R5EqA)
way, like hateful words of any kind, can be seriously damaging to a
relationship.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2017 12:49 AM (R+30W)
Ages ago in English class I learned that sarcasm was humor at the expense of someone/something, and satire was humor at the expense of someone/something with the intent of improving that someone/something.I'm too lazy to look it up right now.
Posted by: Gambling Fool Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2017 12:54 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2017 12:52 AM (6FqZa)
Heh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 12:54 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: booknlass at February 13, 2017 12:54 AM (8mO0Q)
Are there actual plans or are you just talking about it?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2017 12:56 AM (aZq03)
Why do you think I kept my hump?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 13, 2017 12:17 AM (u8kLQ)
:::squirt:::
Posted by: Said No Man Ever at February 13, 2017 12:59 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 12:50 AM (u8kLQ)
I've been in a number of WSOP events (not the big one!).
I cashed once, something like 78th or so in a Limit Holdem event, for about $3300. That was a hoot! At the same time, a buddy of mine was at a final table for the tournament from the previous day. His cash payout was higher than mine, lol.
I think I'm jonesin' to do that again! It's been a while.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2017 01:00 AM (8iiMU)
Yeah, I wanted to join the WSOP Millionaire Maker, but it's $1500 to enter. The Colossus OTOH is almost $1000 less to enter and if you can work your way into the money, even if you're not really close to the final table, it sounds like some real cash can be made.
Would like to give it a try, anyway. If I bust I bust.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 01:03 AM (u8kLQ)
A: A newspaper.
That works better verbally since red/read is spelled differently, so it's a bit of a cheat in writing. But, the joke isn't at anyone's expense and many riddles aren't either.
First of all, that's not really a funny joke. But it certainly is at someone's expense - the person you're telling it to. They laugh (not at this joke, but one like it) and slap their forehead and say, "Oh, how silly of me not to see that!"
Of course, just because a joke is at someone's expense doesn't mean that they can't get a kick out of it, anyway. Most well-adjusted people have no problem laughing at their own foibles and shortcomings.
Sarcasm can be playful or mean. Used in a hateful way, like hateful words of any kind, can be seriously damaging to a relationship.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2017 12:49 AM (R+30W)
Meh. Sarcasm is just one more way of communicating. It's not qualitatively different than speaking literally ... and most people don't speak literally, anyway. Better to have someone be sarcastic and actually address a point rather than a person who just beats around the bush the whole time and will never actually say what's going on or what they're really thinking of.
But if someone farts and I say, "Gee ... that's nice ..." a normal person understands that and is not all butt-hurt that I don't enjoy their farts. If they are they can go find someone who revels in their farting and the two of them can live happily ever after.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 13, 2017 01:06 AM (zc3Db)
#FakeNews
Every leftist "news" outlet running the picture of 12 year old Trayvon Martin....over and over and over again.
#FakeNews
Every leftist "news" outlet running with the "Hands Up don't Shoot" bullsh*t...over and over and over again.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 13, 2017 01:06 AM (DHK+z)
But if someone farts and I say, "Gee ... that's nice ..." a normal person understands that and is not all butt-hurt that I don't enjoy their farts. If they are they can go find someone who revels in their farting and the two of them can live happily ever after.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
*tooooeeeeep *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 01:07 AM (4YGWz)
Good night all.
Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 01:09 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 13, 2017 01:09 AM (DHK+z)
Anyway. Gotta call it a night all, I had a good weekend and I hope everyone else did as well. Bet everyone is looking forward to a 3-day weekend next time. Goodnight and thanks everyone!
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2017 01:09 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: booknlass at February 13, 2017 01:12 AM (8mO0Q)
Two nights ago I go a phone call from my Sheriff, at 2 AM, saying the Mariposa dam was overflowing....
THIS is what democrat party rule has brought to Calif.... they are more worried about High Speed Rail, than potential disaster...
It Repubs had a Clue.... AT ALL... this State could turn...
but it won't... because the Repubs here are more worried about their OWN power, than the good of the people.... not understanding that they could actually come to power again...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2017 01:15 AM (qf6WZ)
If they are they can go find someone who revels in their farting and the two of them can live happily ever after.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
It's been a long time since I've wanted to slap someone on the ONT.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 01:17 AM (tHwdc)
Changing a diaper doesn't come close to mucking a barn.
Scale matters.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 13, 2017 01:22 AM (FtrY1)
My hippie stepdad had it.
After I heard Galaxie 500's version I played it on the turntable.
Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 12:45 AM
It's his strongest album for sure. Have you heard "You"? From Extra Texture?
Posted by: otho at February 13, 2017 01:23 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Batman at February 13, 2017 01:25 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Lena Dunham
Damn it, Lena, that's no way to talk about your sister!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 13, 2017 01:25 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 13, 2017 01:26 AM (VWeLQ)
Start out:
Female sexual desire
then love/female sexual desire
Love/being comfortable with a person
Then farts. Then bovine farts.
This place is drunk college stream of consciousness every single night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 01:26 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 13, 2017 01:26 AM (VWeLQ)
Ben says he is not sure himself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 01:27 AM (92kX2)
That's what keeps me coming back. I want to see the slow motion train wreck as it happens.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 13, 2017 01:29 AM (IcT7t)
Start out:
Female sexual desire
then love/female sexual desire
Love/being comfortable with a person
Then farts. Then bovine farts.
This place is drunk college stream of consciousness every single night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 01:26 AM (92kX2)
Moving on:
Snuggling - for or against?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 01:30 AM (tHwdc)
Snuggling - for or against?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 01:30 AM (tHwdc)
For, but it depends on the night and conditions.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 01:35 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 01:38 AM (tHwdc)
Snuggling - for or against?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 01:30 AM (tHwdc)
Nothing wrong with snuggling.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2017 01:39 AM (mBnZE)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 01:38 AM (tHwdc)
?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 01:39 AM (92kX2)
Moving on:
Snuggling - for or against?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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If you can keep a secret, I'm a big fan, myself.
(This is a whole lot more interesting conversation than farts, btw)
Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2017 01:43 AM (ywtnG)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2017 01:44 AM (6FqZa)
Pay no attention to me. I'm hating Valentine's Day and missing everything it's supposed to stand for. It's a celebration for the living, and how many of the people who actually have someone to celebrate it with have something to celebrate?
All I want is loving arms, and screw Kay Jewelers and the rest of that dreck.
Think I'll pour another drink.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 01:44 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2017 01:45 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2017 01:43 AM (ywtnG)
The cat seems to be out of the bag, Chi.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 01:48 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 01:49 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 01:44 AM (tHwdc)
I'll go off on a bit of a post here. So many of today's cultural cornerstones seem to be about propping up or inflating people's psychological issues.
I remember reading one time that one theory on why women have cravings while pregnant is to make sure of their mates. If they ask for some strange food, and the guy gets up without complaint to find pineapple pizza with ham at 3am- it is a good bet that he gives a crap about her and the baby.
Valentine's seems like that to me- but for not pregnant women too! It is about reassurance. Considering the pervasiveness of the culture that all men are hounds who bang anything that moves when they can get away with it, it is not hard to see that grand gestures built around Valentines or a marriage proposal are a thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 01:50 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 13, 2017 01:53 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 01:53 AM (fDdVG)
It also brings up questions about female 'empowerment' in that light. A woman who the guy will go through hell/slay a dragon to marry before having sex with her? Or a woman who has sex with the guy on the first date?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 01:54 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 01:53 AM (fDdVG)
I'd say more than five.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 01:54 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 01:55 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 01:56 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 01:55 AM (fDdVG)
It's not, because I bet it is quite a bit more. My guess is that the lady knew the fight she was picking. The lady has some spunk. It is pretty sexy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 01:58 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 02:03 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2017 02:04 AM (ywtnG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 02:05 AM (fDdVG)
pregnant women too! It is about reassurance. Considering the
pervasiveness of the culture that all men are hounds who bang anything
that moves when they can get away with it, it is not hard to see that
grand gestures built around Valentines or a marriage proposal are a
thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 01:50 AM (92kX2)
But those are just symbols of a thing, and not the thing itself. My dear departed and I had Valentine's Day every day, because we loved each other deeply and needed no symbols of reassurance. Gifts in general weren't a big deal.
"Love constitutes the value." This was printed on a mysterious little charm that he gave me once, that came from one of his ancestors. About an inch in diameter, with a mirror on one side and these words on the other. I have no idea what it came from, but it was spelled "conftitutes" so it is no doubt very old.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 02:06 AM (tHwdc)
"Love constitutes the value." This was printed on a mysterious little charm that he gave me once, that came from one of his ancestors. About an inch in diameter, with a mirror on one side and these words on the other. I have no idea what it came from, but it was spelled "conftitutes" so it is no doubt very old.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 02:06 AM (tHwdc)
Very true. I am saying modern society sucks and we do more damage to people when we play into their deepest fears and insecurities.
You are right though. The feeling is the point, the act is merely the symbol for the feeling. It is the feeling we want, and what is important. People are doing it now because they think the symbol is the thing itself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 02:10 AM (92kX2)
'empowerment' in that light. A woman who the guy will go through
hell/slay a dragon to marry before having sex with her? Or a woman who
has sex with the guy on the first date?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 01:54 AM (92kX2)
Oh, women have screwed the pooch completely by relinquishing the role of gatekeeper, and as a result everything has gone to hell. You're completely right about that, as well as the past requirement that men be serious, and present themselves as good providers and ostensibly dependable.
An old-fashioned and respectful ideal.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 02:12 AM (tHwdc)
http://www1.cbn.com/st-valentine-real-story
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 02:13 AM (fDdVG)
Its the little things. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 02:14 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 02:10 AM (92kX2)
Amen! And the whole wedding thing. "Every girl dreams about her wedding day and has been planning it since she was 12." I mean, are they serious? Am I the freak here? I was really more eager for the moment that we were pronounced man and wife than any planning of a spectacle (which was frankly more of an annoyance than anything else - which I've never admitted to anyone at any time until now, here, on the ONT).
Tim and I were married on a dock on an April morning, and God was there, smiling down on us. It was truly the happiest moment in my life, until all of the moments that followed it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 02:17 AM (tHwdc)
Its the little things. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 02:14 AM (aMlLZ)
I am trying to decide whether I want my fever to be completely gone tomorrow. I was sick 4 days last week but could not take off because the other supervisor was already out sick. He should be back tomorrow...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 02:18 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 02:17 AM (tHwdc)
Don't get me started on honeymoons. I am a dude, so there is part of me that enjoys the way things are now, but at the same time: think of it, you have wooed a woman for 6-12 months. Let's just say your dander is probably up. The moment of getting her back to the room? Homeric.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 02:20 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 02:18 AM (92kX2)
Yeah there is some nasty shit going around. I got off the plane this past Monday and I'm still not right, and I never get sick. I just started feeling better today, but not perfect.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 02:20 AM (aMlLZ)
My day wouldn't be the same without her - or them.
It's even funnier when she has typos in her post correcting her typos.
Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2017 02:21 AM (ywtnG)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 02:20 AM (aMlLZ)
I have felt like crap since tuesday, but I had no fever (also a reason not to call in) when did the fever show up? The weekend. Of course.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 02:22 AM (92kX2)
My day wouldn't be the same without her - or them.
It's even funnier when she has typos in her post correcting her typos.
Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2017 02:21 AM (ywtnG)
*cough* Glass houses*cough*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 02:23 AM (92kX2)
God maust have given me this great gift of typos to entertain people ;^) but I really think auto correct is a big part of it. It fills things in before I've finished and then I don't proof read. and so don't notice it until it's been posted.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 02:25 AM (fDdVG)
But I still reserve my right to laugh at The Pastor & her typos. She has such a flourish ...
Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2017 02:29 AM (ywtnG)
Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2017 02:21 AM (ywtnG)
That's the shit I do. I go to correct something, think I got it right, and it ends up worse.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 02:29 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 02:30 AM (fDdVG)
That's beautiful, Fen.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 02:31 AM (tHwdc)
Do you need to go to the doctor or do you think it's something that will just run its course?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 02:32 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 02:32 AM (fDdVG)
I hate going to the doctor. If I take a day off from work though, I will go so it does not count against me, at least. I am still within my 90 days at the new place.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 02:34 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 02:20 AM (92kX2)
Oh, believe it or not, we were really excited to consummate our marriage, even though we were 52.
Of course, when the elevator broke down on the second day, it wasn't a little annoying, since we were on the 8th floor. It's cruel to make 52-year-olds on their honeymoon climb 8 flights of stairs, several times a day.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 02:36 AM (tHwdc)
A: A newspaper.
That works better verbally since red/read is spelled differently, so it's a bit of a cheat in writing. But, the joke isn't at anyone's expense and many riddles aren't either.
First of all, that's not really a funny joke. But it certainly is at someone's expense - the person you're telling it to. They laugh (not at this joke, but one like it) and slap their forehead and say, "Oh, how silly of me not to see that!"
Of course, just because a joke is at someone's expense doesn't mean that they can't get a kick out of it, anyway. Most well-adjusted people have no problem laughing at their own foibles and shortcomings.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 13, 2017 01:06 AM (zc3Db)
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Well, of course it's not funny. Unless you are 5, which is the kind of audience it's intended for. Some people enjoy riddles or other kind of word games. Assuming there isn't some kind of Nelson Muntz character standing there pointing and mocking if they don't get it, it's usually fun.
I disagree that it is at anyone's expense if all are enthusiastic participants. Most humor is, but not all.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2017 02:37 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 02:41 AM (tHwdc)
Of course, just because a joke is at someone's expense doesn't mean that they can't get a kick out of it, anyway. Most well-adjusted people have no problem laughing at their own foibles and shortcomings.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 13, 2017 01:06 AM (zc3Db)
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Well, of course it's not funny. Unless you are 5, which is the kind of audience it's intended for. Some people enjoy riddles or other kind of word games. Assuming there isn't some kind of Nelson Muntz character standing there pointing and mocking if they don't get it, it's usually fun.
I disagree that it is at anyone's expense if all are enthusiastic participants. Most humor is, but not all.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
Then again those that have a problem with the pun being funny wouldn't know of the pain of a common reporter who had to relay such a quotidian bit in a daily newspaper.
I think you should reconsider your callousness.
Newspeople are humans too.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 02:42 AM (4YGWz)
A: A newspaper.
Is it wrong that I nodded to myself and said "Because it's communist propaganda!"
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 02:43 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 02:43 AM (92kX2)
It would only be wrong if you're 5. Innocence should be preserved.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 02:47 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 02:42 AM (4YGWz)
++++
Journalist, please.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2017 02:48 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 02:51 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 02:51 AM (fDdVG)
A: A newspaper.
Is it wrong that I nodded to myself and said "Because it's communist propaganda!"
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 02:43 AM (92kX2)
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heh. Not wrong, but if you say it, you get to explain it to the 5 yo.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2017 02:53 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 02:54 AM (4YGWz)
Well, maybe i should post it at another time because I would like some feedback even if it sounds silly..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 02:55 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Ace is always looking for cob-loggers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 02:57 AM (4YGWz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 02:58 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 02:51 AM (fDdVG)
I have been church shopping lately here in Lexington. Second shift is making it hard as the one I really like does not offer a Saturday afternoon service.
I really do like the priest at this church though. The first Sunday I attended, he talked about that nightclub shooting in Turkey. He started out by saying "You have all heard the recent violence in Constantinople." I sat up straighter in my seat. Then he went on to talking about historical and spiritual roots of the early church, threw in St Augustine in a learned manner. This guy was good.
What I am trying to say in the context of your story is this: The priest/pastor, no matter if it is in a Catholic church, Orthodox or a protestant one, is the most important thing to that community. He guides the parish. If he is instead a dissonant voice, then it may be time to try to find a different one. A hundred years ago, you would be pretty much stuck with what you got, but with travel being so much faster and the plethora of options, you can afford to find the one that fits you best.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 03:03 AM (92kX2)
By the same token, he might just be an asshole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 03:04 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2017 03:04 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 02:55 AM (fDdVG)
Honestly? I think the women should toughen up and stop wincing.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 03:08 AM (tHwdc)
That's great you have a priest you respect and addresses important things.
It's a little different for me. I'm not stuck with him. I can continue being a pastor in my denomination, but I like so much about the Eastern Orthodox Church. It's just hard for me to disassociate myself from being a pastor and seeing how people respond. I already told him that I do not how to be parishioner that just sits there and doesn't say anything and comes back the next week because I think about things theologically.
He's a good priest. I think. He has worked really hard for much less money and got the church into an actual building, when he could have stayed in the military and risen even higher in the ranks. Ind I enjoy discussing theology with him but I'd be scared to go to confession with him which I'm not sure it should be that way . St John VIanney (the RC patron saint of parish priests) was strict but he was loving, i think. Id probably have a harder time with some Orthodox Priest who would shut me down and think I should be in the kitchen. This fellow had a women supervisor in the milittary at some point and does a lot of ecumenical stuff so he's used to women clergy and doesn't think Protestant are automatically the enemy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:13 AM (fDdVG)
Well, maybe. They don't all do that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:14 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:15 AM (fDdVG)
Does confession in EO take place in a booth with the screen? Or does it do a sit down face to face? My parish when I was a kid did the sit down face to face with the priest and I hated it. There is a reason the screen is there, so you are more free in confessing your sins and asking for absolution and penance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 03:16 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 03:17 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 03:20 AM (jNujT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:20 AM (fDdVG)
That's a great story!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:22 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:20 AM (fDdVG)
I have never actually been to an Orthodox service, so I have no idea about the culture and interaction with the parish.
However, I would go with a tried and true method: Take a shot of whiskey and just straight out ask him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 03:24 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:25 AM (fDdVG)
I only know a little about this, Fen, since my grandparents were EO and I've attended a number of Masses there. The "externals" I'm familiar with, inasmuch as they differ from the RC that I was raised in. No three-dimensional statues, different way of receiving the Host, etc. As far as theological discussions are concerned, wouldn't that be a personal preference thing? Some priests might be more inclined towards that than others. Otherwise, their job is ministering to your soul, rather than your intellect, no?
Submission has always been difficult for me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 03:26 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 03:26 AM (jNujT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:29 AM (fDdVG)
Ask him what?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:25 AM (fDdVG)
Ask him about your concerns: His manner, whether you could still debate theology if you were a part of his parish. Even if it was not between two equals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 03:29 AM (92kX2)
to be a colleague and become simply a woman in his congregation and
then I can;'t argue with him.
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Isn't this your ego in play, Fen? Why would you argue with him? And in what way are you a colleague now? You're not in the same church at all, if I understand correctly. I certainly doubt that he views you as a colleague.
Please forgive me if I'm coming across as rude; I'm just confused by what you're asking. Also, since my background is RC, I simply don't take women seriously as key figures in churchly matters.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 03:31 AM (tHwdc)
That's very interesting and well said and an important part of being part of community, Our actions affect others. The actions that affect others are true in the synagogue and in the church too which is why they have confession.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:32 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:29 AM (fDdVG)
What you are having trouble with is one of the fundamental differences between the Catholic/Orthodox ways and Protestantism.
Confession, I also think, serves a psychological need as well. Therapists have taken over a lot of the use people had for this idea of confessing what you have done to a holy/learned person and asking them how you can make it right.
This is not a choice to be taken lightly, and there is no one who is rushing you to make a decision one way or another. You'll know the right choice to make for you. Take the time, pray, and maybe read some historical and theological texts for EO. It has been around for a while, so I am sure you can find some somewhere.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 03:34 AM (92kX2)
Yes, he regards me as a colleague and he's told me that because we're both in the ministry and some things transcend denominational barriers because we can understand each other in a way that laypeople can't and yes, of course you probably don't understand that because you're a RC and women can't be ordained
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:34 AM (fDdVG)
Thanks very much. Your advice is good and I read a lot about EO theology.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:36 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 03:31 AM (tHwdc)
They cannot be priests, but they can still serve within the Church. The role might be different, but it has no less honor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 03:37 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 03:37 AM (jNujT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:40 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:42 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 03:43 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 03:44 AM (jNujT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:34 AM (fDdVG)
I understand it perfectly well, it's just that it feels "wrong" to me. FWIW, I cannot accept the notion of a human gatekeeper to Christ, which is why I'm an apostate according to the Church in which I was raised (all the way through to college, every Sunday, every Sacrament and catechism, from the pre-Vatican II times when Mass was in Latin). Nor can I embrace Protestantism, which has always felt like Luciferian rebellion to me.
So I am outside the churchly pale, and likely to remain so, at least for the remainder of this lifetime.
I'm a firm believer in reincarnation, and my husband confirmed this to me in a visit some months after his death. So as it turns out, my rejection of the temporal order as it stands is entirely correct.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 03:46 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:46 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 03:44 AM (jNujT)
It honestly depends on the congregation. If you are doing a cold conversion, you will be doing the grand slam: Baptism, First Communion, and Confirmation- all at once. Usually you would be taking classes (probably with a bunch of high school kids doing their confirmation) so in these classes, questions and discussion are usually encouraged.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 03:47 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
There's a cheat to all this.
And there's no easy learning.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 03:47 AM (4YGWz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:48 AM (fDdVG)
Your girlfriend is Catholic? You hadn't mentioned that. That's interesting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:49 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:50 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 03:50 AM (jNujT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:51 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 03:52 AM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 03:53 AM (jNujT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:53 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:48 AM (fDdVG)
I haven't been privy to previous discussions, Fen, and no one church is better. IMO they're all wrong, at least for me. If a religion is to serve its purpose, it must provide guidance, comfort and understanding of the order of things. This is ultimately between me and God, and no one else.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 03:54 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:51 AM (fDdVG)
He would.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 03:56 AM (92kX2)
Well, then if you go through the Rite of Christian Initiation as an adult that will be quite an experience. :^) and if you do I hope you will share some of that. I would find that very interesting. Change of pace from politics, guns and boobies anyway and f you really are thinking about becoming a RC and are Jewish I think you should pop the question because that indicates a serious commitment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:56 AM (fDdVG)
Nobody said it was between you and anybody but God.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:57 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 03:59 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 04:00 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 04:00 AM (jNujT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 04:01 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2017 04:01 AM (tHwdc)
Have a good night Miley.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 04:02 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 04:03 AM (jNujT)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 04:03 AM (Frvrc)
Well, I think it's lovely and rather old fashioned in a wonderful way that they are so protective of her and since they take their faith seriously they faith of who she married would be very important to them. This is none of my business, of course, :^) but you're spoken so lovingly of her, why are you not proposing. I believe you said she thinks she too old, but in this day and age I think women would find it flattering that someone wants to marry them and be a lift partner and not just a live in girlfriend
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 04:05 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 04:05 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 04:07 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 04:07 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 04:07 AM (fDdVG)
Or something talked about on an Ace GAINZ thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 04:08 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 04:08 AM (jNujT)
That's quite an interesting combination.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 04:09 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 04:09 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 04:12 AM (jNujT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 04:13 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 04:15 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 04:16 AM (jNujT)
Ms. McCarthy opened the show as Mr. Spicer, and the news-briefing sketch was again the high point. Its simple premise--take the thin-skinned, venomous attitude and brazen duplicity the Trump administration has exhibited and render them as naked, schoolyard-bully aggression--was still effective, coupled with Ms. McCarthy's absolute commitment.
That is: the thin-skinned, venomous attitude and brazen duplicity the Trump administration has exhibited
no link
Posted by: m at February 13, 2017 04:17 AM (3jGss)
no link
Posted by: m at February 13, 2017 04:17 AM (3jGss)
It would be kind of funny if they used their own stories as foundational documents.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 04:19 AM (92kX2)
I am going to use "cranky holy person" with the EO priest. For some reason he seems to find me quite funny and he says it helps to lighten the atmosphere whatever that means. His title is Very Reverend so sometimes if I write him with theological refections I say "To the Vey Reverend" from the Less Reverend" Good grief' His wife even calls him "Father ____" (First name) in the church. It told my husband that he needs to call me "Reverend"____ or Pastor ______ in the church which made him laugh. He never does that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 04:22 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 04:22 AM (jNujT)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 04:22 AM (Frvrc)
Yes, I know about Buddha and Confucius. I wasn't sure how traditional RC squares with that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 04:23 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 04:27 AM (jNujT)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2017 04:28 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
they can. but there are better voices.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 04:29 AM (4YGWz)
Thanks; Very interesting. I had never heard of that before. Gives a whole new meaning to "Cafeteria Catholic" which I don't mean disparagingly by the way, but RC's use that about some of their less traditional adherents
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 04:31 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 04:32 AM (jNujT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 04:37 AM (jNujT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 04:37 AM (4YGWz)
LOL, Good term. Well, since they have Vietnamese Food it's obviously tasty.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 04:38 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 04:43 AM (jNujT)
This person doesn't subscribe to the doneness theory of evolution. White people are underdone, Black people are overdone, and Brown people are just right.
Posted by: Davod at February 13, 2017 04:43 AM (FWznJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2017 04:45 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 04:45 AM (jNujT)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 04:54 AM (Frvrc)
Here we go.
Posted by: teej at February 13, 2017 05:50 AM (v6Osy)
Posted by: bensdad00 at February 13, 2017 05:53 AM (Joi9z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 05:55 AM (fDdVG)
The singer who wore the MAGA dress to the Grammys is a Scientologist.
I just knew there had to be some piss in those cornflakes.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 13, 2017 05:59 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 13, 2017 06:00 AM (ul9CR)
him with theological refections I say "To the Vey Reverend" from the
Less Reverend" Good grief' His wife even calls him "Father ____" (First
name) in the church. It told my husband that he needs to call me
"Reverend"____ or Pastor ______ in the church which made him laugh. He
never does that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 04:22 AM (fDdVG)
Mrs Hades' Uncle Mark is an ordained minister, his family calls him Father Mark or Uncle Father Mark (which is, admit it, just f'n creepy). I think it's a bit strange myself, so I just call him Padre Mark when I acknowledge his pastoral status at all (which is exceedingly rare, even though he was kind enough to perform a small blessing ceremony for me and Mrs Hades at her family church since, because we have both been divorced, we couldn't be married there).
Perhaps, since I am also ordained (and you can be too! Universal Life Church takes all comers!) I should refer to myself as "The Less Reverent" GGE.
Good morning roonz and roonettez! I had a fantastic weekend of fun and sun with Mrs Hades in Myrtle Beach, the only bad part about it was the fact it couldn't go on forever. I hope your weekend was good as well.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 13, 2017 06:07 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 06:08 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Colin at February 13, 2017 06:28 AM (Bdvir)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
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