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Oh Dear: Hillary Clinton Considering Launching a TV Show to Boost Her Next Run for Office
The spirit is willing, but the muscle tone is slack.
The news comes originally from Ed Klein's blog. Personally, I have found that I never see any of Ed Klein's scoops reported by anyone else, so I don't put much stock in what his "sources" say. But, this is just too fun to ignore.Hillary Clinton is reportedly considering the launch of a TV show to keep herself in the news The move would position her for a 2020 presidential run, according to an insiderThat last bit has the ring of truth to it, n'est ce pas? Except it's probably not wine, but vodka mixed with Purple Drank.
She recently offered a toast to friends gathered at her Washington home, affecting an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent and promising: 'I'll be back' Clinton doesn't think Barack Obama will fight enough for liberal priorities, 'which leaves an opening for her to be the acknowledged leader-in-exile of her party' ... 'She thinks being the host of a popular TV show would energize the Democratic Party base and her tens of millions of fans,' the unnamed source said, according to Klein.
... Clinton, Klein writes, recently told a group of friends gathered at her Washington, D.C. home: 'I'll be back' – and delivered the line in an Arnold Schwarzenegger 'Terminator' accent as she raised a glass of wine.
Via @nowhere_nh
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rd at January 25, 2017 01:06 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 25, 2017 01:06 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: rd at January 25, 2017 01:07 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: Alex at January 25, 2017 01:07 PM (7Yy8M)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 25, 2017 01:08 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: Spidly at January 25, 2017 01:08 PM (mzeaj)
The more people heard her talking and saw her making appearances, the worse she did in the polls.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 25, 2017 01:08 PM (1JnAL)
For some odd reason, she has stipulated that show must never be shown in Wisconsin.
Posted by: V the K at January 25, 2017 01:08 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 25, 2017 01:08 PM (/5WQL)
Exactly, no matter how many harvested baby parts and robot limbs it takes that relentless skag Will keep coming back forever, which is part of why we have to put her in prison. She won't die otherwise.
Posted by: JoshO at January 25, 2017 01:08 PM (34zfN)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 25, 2017 01:09 PM (cBMbF)
The producers of 'Madam Secretary' and 'Homeland' did their best, ma'am.
Posted by: V the K at January 25, 2017 01:09 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: kallisto at January 25, 2017 01:09 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: ghbucky at January 25, 2017 01:09 PM (D2q91)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 25, 2017 01:09 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 25, 2017 01:09 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Flyboy at January 25, 2017 01:09 PM (UHquB)
Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2017 01:09 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 25, 2017 01:10 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 25, 2017 01:10 PM (O2RFr)
Democratic Party base and her tens of millions of fans," the unnamed
source said, according to Klein.
That's their problem right there...... how retarded do you have to be to think any "show" she had would be popular????
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 25, 2017 01:10 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Killerdog at January 25, 2017 01:10 PM (fSn94)
Clooney, because he played a President once.
Posted by: rd at January 25, 2017 01:11 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2017 01:11 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: wooga at January 25, 2017 01:11 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2017 01:11 PM (JBggj)
I'm thinking 'The Hillary Show' would be something like that.
Posted by: V the K at January 25, 2017 01:11 PM (O7MnT)
I think I've located the flaw in her plan.
Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at January 25, 2017 01:11 PM (91XRk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2017 01:11 PM (Qd/25)
And He's "married" to a Muslim activist.... Win,win!
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 25, 2017 01:11 PM (O2RFr)
...............
Maybe, if they get cable TV in Mexico, which is where they will be after the Trumpwaffen finds them.
Posted by: wth at January 25, 2017 01:12 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: From NJ at January 25, 2017 01:12 PM (sCjDS)
Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2017 01:12 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Podesta at January 25, 2017 01:12 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Nurse Ratched at January 25, 2017 01:12 PM (jqD0g)
And whoever typed "nood Hillary," thanks for helping me skip lunch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2017 01:12 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2017 01:11 PM (Qd/25)
Drunk Herstory
Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2017 01:12 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Voiceover Guy at January 25, 2017 01:13 PM (xd0pN)
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2017 01:13 PM (r/0kC)
Does she really believe the lefty rhetoric?
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 25, 2017 01:13 PM (U+nHb)
Because part of the fun of T2 was the arms race nature of it. "So, we got one of them bad robots, but they got themselves a worse one..."
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 25, 2017 01:13 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Live Mic at January 25, 2017 01:13 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - slip slidin' away at January 25, 2017 01:13 PM (kVX3W)
Tag line: "I ain't in now ways tarred!"
Posted by: wooga at January 25, 2017 01:13 PM (3I7wr)
Oh please start a TV show. And have all of the crazies on to rant and rave about the patriarchy and whitey. That ought to really launch her 2020 bid
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 25, 2017 01:13 PM (493sH)
Now I get it.
We've seen that the Clinton Foundation was just a money laundering operation for them, and so would a TV show. She could hire her hanger ons as producers, writers, directors, and personal assistants while running an advocacy show. In turn, they would shake down the old donors to the foundation to be "advertisers" of the show.
Beauty of it for them, foreign governments wouldn't have to even come up with an excuse to buy the advertising.
Just imagine all of the "Travel to Malaysia" ads that would be running.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 25, 2017 01:13 PM (1JnAL)
@AnthonyCumia
In under a week the Trump presidency has me wondering what the fuck we're all those other presidents doing?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: rd at January 25, 2017 01:07 PM (iT57s)
----
But Foster never had his own show.
**ponders how many of the young horde are now Googling "Foster Brooks"
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (8hICw)
"Story Time With Granny Hillary"
Lots of pictures of aborted babies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Nurse Ratched at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (jqD0g)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (wrS2o)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (qJhUV)
'The View ... Through Thick Corrective Brain Damage Glasses.'
Posted by: V the K at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (Qd/25)
Posted by: The history channel dude with the hair at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: a strobe light at January 25, 2017 01:15 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2017 01:13 PM (r/0kC)
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Oh, we'll make it happen.
Posted by: AC Neilson at January 25, 2017 01:15 PM (kTF2Z)
1. Guess which drugs she's taking for which ailments
2. Eyes that move independently and randomly
3. Incoherent droning pandering
4. Will today be Granny Croaks Day
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 25, 2017 01:15 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: rd at January 25, 2017 01:15 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 25, 2017 01:15 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 25, 2017 01:15 PM (8mYHH)
Dole, McCain, Romney...I'm looking at you.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 25, 2017 01:15 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Bull Wynn at January 25, 2017 01:15 PM (OD2ni)
Dare I say it would come close to the popularity of Air America?!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Roger at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (Rs7tC)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (/tuJf)
Watch Hillary! --tonight, right after Chicken Neck Moonbat starring Sheeea LeBeeef
Posted by: Sphynx at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: rd at January 25, 2017 01:15 PM (iT57s)
Ranting and raving about old white rich people
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (493sH)
Posted by: The history channel dude with the hair at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (KUaJL)
Yes and I refused to watch a single episode of it because of that.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (kXoT0)
"Give me your hand!"
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (8hICw)
"I Lied"
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (aVYsC)
It's a gold mine, I tell you.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 25, 2017 01:15 PM (B+qrE)
Apparently progressive america needs their leaders to tell them to sit down and shut up.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (E9ede)
By that logic, who'd vote for her who didn't in 2008?
That's
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (u0s1P)
In: Sanctuary Restaurants
All you illegals are safe here in this restaurant...kitchen, that is....gotta protect the cooks and dishwashers.
LMAO
http://www.fox5ny.com/news/231585017-story
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Pepe at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (E5dnG)
Posted by: V the K at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (le7jz)
Thrice, it would be thrice.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 25, 2017 01:17 PM (kXoT0)
I think she is perfect to be in a reboot of Justified. Hillary is totally interchangeable with Timothy Olyphant.
Tag line: "I ain't in now ways tarred!"
Posted by: wooga at January 25, 2017 01:13 PM (3I7wr)
Hubby and I are binge watching this at night on Amazon Prime. Never saw it before and I really, really like it.
Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2017 01:17 PM (Enq6K)
It would be infinitely better than a Hillary show.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2017 01:17 PM (cQd8v)
What's she famous for?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (J+eG2)
I think she got caught having sex with the president.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 25, 2017 01:17 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: wth at January 25, 2017 01:17 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 25, 2017 01:17 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (PY9jH)
George: It's a show about nothing?
Jerry: Well who would be the characters?
George: You could be a character. Elaine could be a character.
Jerry: I could be a character?
George: Kramer could be a character.
Jerry: Now that's a character.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (KUaJL)
In under a week the Trump presidency has me wondering what the fuck we're all those other presidents doing?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (Om16U)
Golfing, hosting White House parties for celebrities and terrorists, and taking month-long vacations gets time-consuming, you know.
Posted by: filbert at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (toH8T)
IIRC, there is already a federal law on the books for voter registration reform. From what I've read, the only reason actual reform hasn't taken place is that funding was not requested and budgeted. If that's so, it's past time for a change in attitude.
Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (JBggj)
Hillary, a 78 year old Bernie, a 72? Year old Hiawatha Warren, and
Joe-Joe Biden in the corner eating paste.
Posted by: rd at January 25, 2017 01:15 PM (iT57s)
With a guest appearance by Sen. Kamala Harris saying, "I'm the sane one."
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (Qd/25)
Posted by: nip at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (L5nkE)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (8hICw)
Well, if they are White, there is one woman prepared to do just that.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (kXoT0)
Bunch of baby boomer harpies.
Betty White, as the landlord, appears in the pilot episode only.
Posted by: wooga at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (3I7wr)
I swear to God that he was reincarnated as our Esteemed Governor Markie "Run Away" Dayton.
Posted by: rd at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: Pepe at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (E5dnG)
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - slip slidin' away at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (kVX3W)
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (DvqdW)
"Give me your hand!"
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (8hICw)
"I Lied"
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (aVYsC)
"You know my handcuffs? I picked them."
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (8hICw)
Who? O'Malley? They have a bench amazing in it's not-deepness.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: V the K at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (le7jz)
Three times.
Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (Re/7S)
success as much as running for President twice and losing.
---
It's not like the dems have anyone else.
Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 25, 2017 01:19 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at January 25, 2017 01:19 PM (w1IRl)
Posted by: ace at January 25, 2017 01:19 PM (8rNrN)
Who?
Cory "the Pride of Newark" Booker and Kamala "Infrastructure is a human right" Harris.
Posted by: V the K at January 25, 2017 01:19 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: V the K at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (O7MnT)
Ain't nobody want to see that!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 25, 2017 01:19 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 25, 2017 01:20 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2017 01:20 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 25, 2017 01:20 PM (OZmbA)
Just do it.
NOW.
Make them put it in prime time. On network tv.
Maybe it should be live. Hillary! is super in live situations.
She can interview people and share her thoughts. Then everyone can see how vibrant, smart and healthy she is.
Posted by: shibumi, on the Trump Train at Station One at January 25, 2017 01:20 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (3Liv/)
Corey Booker and Kamala Harris beg to differ.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2017 01:20 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (3Liv/)
Cory "the Pride of Newark" Booker and Kamala "Infrastructure is a human right" Harris.
Posted by: V the K at January 25, 2017 01:19 PM (O7MnT)
You're both forgetting the Mooch.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 25, 2017 01:20 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 25, 2017 01:20 PM (u/p7K)
@AnthonyCumia
In under a week the Trump presidency has me wondering what the fuck we're all those other presidents doing?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (Om16U)
Loved his Election coverage, loved how they all HATED Clinton, didn't know Nick Dipaolo was conservative.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 25, 2017 01:20 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Mathers at January 25, 2017 01:20 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2017 01:20 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: Fritz at January 25, 2017 01:20 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 25, 2017 01:20 PM (B+qrE)
Her advisors want her to give a video tour of her colon on the first episode.
It worked for Katie Couric!
Posted by: Ratings gold at January 25, 2017 01:20 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: WisRich at January 25, 2017 01:20 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Old Nam Vet at January 25, 2017 01:21 PM (bKxiT)
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 25, 2017 01:21 PM (8mYHH)
They suck as candidates but they never mattered for either party.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 25, 2017 01:21 PM (U+nHb)
The flag should be something to see.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 25, 2017 01:21 PM (yOf1t)
Pretty clear where all this is heading. A slipletter marquee reading
PUPPET SHOW
AND
HILLARY CLINTON
Posted by: torquewrench at January 25, 2017 01:21 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Ex Presidente Vicente Fox at January 25, 2017 01:21 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 25, 2017 01:21 PM (qJhUV)
In under a week the Trump presidency has me wondering what the fuck we're all those other presidents doing?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (Om16U)
Golfing, hosting White House parties for celebrities and terrorists, and taking month-long vacations gets time-consuming, you know.
Posted by: filbert at January 25, 2017 01:18 PM (s5o+q)
Cocaine along with raping and consuming children.... But Cocaine and other drugs was a daily thing so mainly that.
Posted by: Pepe at January 25, 2017 01:21 PM (E5dnG)
Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2017 01:21 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (le7jz)
Three times."
First time, she lost the primary to a half black part time Senator in the Primary.
Second time, she lost to a guy who had taken up politics as a hobby.
Third time's a charm!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2017 01:21 PM (J+eG2)
Can we start calling him The Hammer now?
Posted by: filbert at January 25, 2017 01:21 PM (s5o+q)
Or how about Weiner? He craves attention, yearns for the limelight. "I'm ready for my close-up, Mrs. DeClinton."
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 25, 2017 01:22 PM (LQLeS)
Clooney, because he played a President once.
Posted by: rd at January 25, 2017 01:11 PM (iT57s)
Yeah, that interview a few years back where Clooney ruled out a Presidential run because he'd done too many drugs and banged too many women to be Prezy...... down the memory hole.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2017 01:22 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2017 01:22 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 25, 2017 01:22 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 25, 2017 01:22 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Hillary the Invitable's Tour Manager at January 25, 2017 01:22 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 25, 2017 01:22 PM (nQ10o)
Hahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2017 01:22 PM (PY9jH)
Hillary always went up in the polls when there was *less* Hillary, not more.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 01:22 PM (NOIQH)
One thing I don't get about the Dow going 20000+. This indicates investor confidence, presumably because of Trump. But if Trump would give them confidence, why not support him from the beginning? [...] I don't get the disconnect between supporting Hillary in the election, and demonstrating approval of Trump by boosting the market.
Certainty is big in the stock market. Hillary would have been "more certain" than Trump, since she'd change nothing and keep Democrating up the economy.
Trump represented a huge uncertainty, but a better business environment if he could get stuff done. So he was the long-term long-shot play, in a market that's all about the short-term sure thing.
As he's turning out to be who he said he'd be, uncertainty is dropping, and the market is rising.
And investors increasing their investments is about that, and nothing more; it's not about dis/approving of Trump. Even Soros-level money can't hold down the whole market just to make Trump look bad.
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2017 01:22 PM (TXZ1v)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 25, 2017 01:22 PM (OD2ni)
In under a week the Trump presidency has me wondering what the fuck we're all those other presidents doing?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (Om16U)
Think of all the decades cab drivers and waitresses and professional bar stool warmers, etc. were claiming they could do the job better than the politicians. Will Rogers mocked them, but THEY WERE RIGHT!
Posted by: kathysayso at January 25, 2017 01:22 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: wth at January 25, 2017 01:17 PM (HgMAr)
Gross. Not even with Bea Arthur's tongue.
Posted by: Dick Morris at January 25, 2017 01:22 PM (7HtZB)
In a world..... gone mad..... one woman can right all the wrongs.
CBS is pleased to announce.... Hillary Rodham Clinton.....staring in her new westernTV series......
....... GUM SOAK
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 01:22 PM (8XRCm)
Dangit Live Mic, you beat me to that one.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - slip slidin' away at January 25, 2017 01:23 PM (kVX3W)
She's already assuming this show will be POPULAR???
Oh God please do it. It'll be Al Gore's network redux whatever it was called.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 25, 2017 01:23 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2017 01:23 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Old Nam Vet at January 25, 2017 01:21 PM (bKxiT)
No, she can't. She also does not have the energy or stamina or charisma or smarts to do a daily TV show. It's brutal for people who've done it since their twenties, you don't just take it up in your 60s.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 25, 2017 01:23 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 25, 2017 01:20 PM (dKiJG)
===
Nick Dipalo has been on Steven Crowder's podcast quite a few times. Speaking of which, Crowder dressed up as a trannie and went to the pussy march in Austin, TX and completely trolled the abortion barbie. Video here:
https://youtu.be/XUDtoDAGVE8
Posted by: Independent George at January 25, 2017 01:23 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: IC at January 25, 2017 01:23 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 25, 2017 01:23 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2017 01:23 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - slip slidin' away at January 25, 2017 01:23 PM (kVX3W)
I thought she might go into TV, but I figured news commentary. Is this a reality show? Keeping Up With The Clintons?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2017 01:23 PM (PjWy4)
No. Live studio audience would start to suicide if she went into a sustained mad cackling.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 25, 2017 01:24 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2017 01:24 PM (SjImc)
Nope.
Posted by: AMartel at January 25, 2017 01:24 PM (WWgnZ)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 25, 2017 01:24 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: wth at January 25, 2017 01:24 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2017 01:24 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Beto In Austin at January 25, 2017 01:24 PM (n8eXC)
Posted by: Bombay Blue Sapphire Gin at January 25, 2017 01:24 PM (XcOXh)
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Cory Booker could take it then we'd have all his friends as his cabinet, T-Bone, Meatball, Mac 'n' Cheese, Ham Sammich, Pork Chop.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 25, 2017 01:24 PM (Nwg0u)
Anyway, I used to hang around at a fitness club with a group of guys who were single and divorced. One of them lived in a trailer park and talked about how a neighbor woman had ongoing problems where she and her boyfriend fought. One day she came to his door for help because her boyfriend knocked her around. He had her come in, called the police, and the guy was taken away.
A couple days later he sees the two of them walking down the street hand in hand, all lovey dovey. His comment was, " How many times do you have to be knocked down, before you learn."
Hillary has been knocked down twice. If she runs again, she's just setting herself up for another round of Whack A Mole.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2017 01:24 PM (+lVUW)
Or does she think she'd be the fun host like Ellen?
Maybe she'd be more snarky, like Joy Behar and Whoopie?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 01:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 25, 2017 01:24 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Inside See-BS at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (E+fcv)
It would be constructed from the menses of a million bleeding women! Suffrage!
Posted by: Fritz at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: West at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Toad-O at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (cct0t)
Already done: "Madam Secretary" and that cancelled show back in in the 00's where the female VP takes office after the POTUS is killed didn't work...
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (XZGD9)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (jjaLl)
That's just nuts. He's far more radical. He's a True Believer. She's just a sleazy opportunist.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (PjWy4)
Hillary always went up in the polls when there was *less* Hillary, not more.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 01:22 PM (NOIQH)
Well, Lizzy, she is a haggard, angry first wife.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: B J Clinton at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (5t9V6)
Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (/zyrl)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (7HtZB)
I cannot be a scripted drama/comedy.
That would mean Hillary would have to learn lines. That's not going to happen.
It HAS to be a talk show where people come on and tell Hillary how wonderful she is. She will then tell the plebes about the wonderful things she'd do if she was in office.
And the guests can only be democrat politicians. Democrat politicians that love Hillary. Specifically, Democrat politicians who love Hillary who are:
1. Less attractive than Hillary
2. Older than Hillary
So... six episode mini series?
Posted by: Hillary the Invitable's Tour Manager at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (Qd/25)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: V the K at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Inside See-BS at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (nd1zx)
Perfect!!!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 25, 2017 01:23 PM (Jcg9Q)
Al Jazeera?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: DaveA at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: WisRich at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: Maritime at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (RYUuq)
I laughed out loud. Just a toss away line at the end of a post, you probably gave it no thought. Swhy I come here.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (z79tQ)
GODDAMMIT DIRTY RANDY
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (8XRCm)
Who would watch this crap other than her rapidly graying fan girlz?
Between this and Obama trying to insert himself into any Trump shenanigans, they're sucking all the oxygen away from potential Democrat candidates who might actually have a shot.
Hmmm on second thought a three hour block of HILLARY! five days a week might be full of win for us.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (4ErVI)
----------------------------
Who? O'Malley? They have a bench amazing in it's not-deepness.
The only thing shallower than their bench is the people sitting on it.
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (TXZ1v)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (qJhUV)
I mean, that's pretty much what she was doing as SecState.
Posted by: V the K at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (O7MnT)
My vote for threadwinner right here.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (KUaJL)
There she is, Donna Quihillory, tilting at windfarms.
"Quick, Sancho Abedin, saddle my steed, Rosinlawfirm!"
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (7HtZB)
===
I could get into that.
Posted by: John Podesta at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (BDZWU)
Some singing, a few comedy skits, a sit down interview with that weeks co-star. The word 'awesome' is not awesome enough to describe how awesome it could be.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (u/p7K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (Nwg0u)
Pretty clear where all this is heading. A slipletter marquee reading
PUPPET SHOW
AND
HILLARY CLINTON
Posted by: torquewrench at January 25, 2017 01:21 PM (noWW6)
Dammit, you beat me to the obvious joke.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: jd at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (oUzmL)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: DaveA at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: fixerupper
I loved him. Watch some old Dean Martin roasts when he appears and it is comedy gold.
Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2017 01:23 PM (PjWy4)
Same here. Carefully scripted one offs where she is beautifully dressed, rested, and made up.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (kXoT0)
The Clinton Frowndation
Toys For Sots
Planned Peasanthood
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (xpfRn)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Buzzfeed every day at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (OD2ni)
The pink champagne on ice
And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 Henley at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (PNcou)
Damn....had to deal with contractors....what happened?
Got back and it just ended, dammit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (8iiMU)
Obama should keep his influence. I don't think he's as lazy as some make out, but only cares about Community Organizing, code for stirring up shit behind the scene.
Posted by: Ex Presidente Vicente Fox at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: Bull Wynn at January 25, 2017 01:15 PM (OD2ni)
I agree wholeheartedly and I am concerned as well.
There's some early polling data for the 2020 election and it doesn't bode well for Trump, which of course concerns me.
Resurrected Hilldawg - 99.999%
Drumpf - (-) 888.88%
Egg McMuffin w/sausage - 0.00001%
If this trend holds, Trump is going to have an early night come Tuesday (Nov 2020).
Posted by: Davy Veneral at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (nGsFZ)
That's just nuts. He's far more radical. He's a True Believer. She's just a sleazy opportunist.
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The beauty of that is they'd spend four years playing one upsmanship with the crazy.
And the rest of the D 2020 field would have to follow them.
Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (3Liv/)
She has nothing BUT political ambition. That is ALL she has ever lived for.
Losing this election was death.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: James Taylor at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (cQd8v)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (8mYHH)
Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (2RVmA)
Nappy Daze
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (8XRCm)
Please let it happen.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (0mRoj)
Huma would actually do all the talking while Hillary just nodded.
- - -
Huma: "Now Madonna, we've heard you have a new tour coming up, and you've written some songs based on our current, polarizing political climate based on that idiot Trump.."
Hillary: "Yes.....Trump....pussy" *nods sagely, then brps*
Madonna: "Thanks for asking about my Pussy Power tours!..."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 25, 2017 01:29 PM (toH8T)
Think about that one for a minute, folks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 25, 2017 01:29 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: General Zod at January 25, 2017 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)
Three's Company with Hillary, Bill and whoever Bill is banging that week
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 25, 2017 01:29 PM (493sH)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2017 01:29 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2017 01:29 PM (Fmupd)
--
So basically Clintonista porn for the hardcore fans?
/oh yeah, it'll be on "Bravo."
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 25, 2017 01:29 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 01:30 PM (PNcou)
" Put it on PBS and call it This Old Souse."
=============
Hillary: "I love what you've done for the mistress suite bathroom! Oh, look! there's plenty of cabinet space, there's even enough room for an email ...BEEEEEEEEEEP.
Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2017 01:30 PM (JBggj)
00's where the female VP takes office after the POTUS is killed didn't
work...
I remember that. "Chick President", right?
Posted by: tu3031 at January 25, 2017 01:30 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at January 25, 2017 01:30 PM (cfjq1)
smirnoff
depends
valtrex
the clapper
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 25, 2017 01:30 PM (8mYHH)
Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2017 01:28 PM (2RVmA)
I have the theme song all ready to go.
Posted by: Billy Squier at January 25, 2017 01:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ace at January 25, 2017 01:30 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 25, 2017 01:30 PM (nd1zx)
This has to be BS.
There is no conceivable way this show would be popular, and I think even she probably knows that. Even the people who support her politically, on many levels, do not want to spend 30 minutes or an hour with her every week. She really is a repulsive person.
However, I do predict, if it is a reality, the first couple of weeks would get high ratings because of all the people tuning in to watch the train wreck (I would!).
After that...basement level ratings. And after being handily rejected in the election, I don't think poor lil' Hil could handle another slap of rejection that the low ratings would provide.
Posted by: Biergood at January 25, 2017 01:30 PM (v8Lx/)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 25, 2017 01:30 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 25, 2017 01:30 PM (d3wbb)
A sales talk is a sale's talk.
Posted by: Pat at January 25, 2017 01:30 PM (8fdt8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2017 01:30 PM (Qd/25)
Posted by: wooga at January 25, 2017 01:31 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 01:27 PM (8XRCm)
Heh.
I'm not bmoc, so I just can't declare threadwinners.
Here's a vote.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2017 01:31 PM (z79tQ)
Werner Wilhelm/ Bill DeBlasio?
Corey Booker ? He could get T-bone as VP!
Posted by: rd at January 25, 2017 01:31 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 25, 2017 01:31 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 25, 2017 01:31 PM (Jw9y+)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 25, 2017 01:31 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 25, 2017 01:31 PM (un4Oa)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (PNcou)
Still *hic* workin' on my masterpiece.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (PjWy4)
Yeah, I think a lot of the older standups are natural conservatives. Or at least they seem that way, now that the democrats are Seal Team SJW.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (PXbkt)
Posted by: filbert at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (DvqdW)
--
These numnbers are incorrect.
My polling shows that any show involving Hillary has a 96% national approval rating, and a 120% approval rating in New York and California.
Posted by: Frank Luntz's Focus Group at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: wooga at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (3I7wr)
She still lost Michigan. People who had voted for Obama watched those ads and STILL voted for Trump.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: HRC at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 01:26 PM (8XRCm)
Heh! What?
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 25, 2017 01:31 PM (jjaLl)
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See 187
Then 196
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (NOIQH)
Kind of like the short lived Magic Johnson Show from the late 90's. The sidekick did all the talking and Magic would interject with a "Oh you terrible" every other minute. It was hilariously awful.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (OD2ni)
This may lead the poor hag to believe that she is actually "popular."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (Nox3c)
Can you imagine the kinds of products they'd sell the commercial slots during that show?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2017 01:29 PM (KUaJL)
We're in.
Posted by: Lesboru Motors at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (8fdt8)
Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2017 01:33 PM (2RVmA)
That's some funny stuff right there...coworkers are now puzzled at my snickerin'.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - slip slidin' away at January 25, 2017 01:33 PM (kVX3W)
affecting an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent and promising: 'I'll be back'
Are they sure? It wasn't "I'll be blacked out"? or something?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2017 01:33 PM (p+Wdc)
Just got off the phone with my new insurance guy for home and auto. He said my Fico score came back as a perfect 850.
Considering how much I've owed so many over the decades that's an accomplishment.
Posted by: jwest at January 25, 2017 01:33 PM (Zs4uk)
Uh, no. They marched because they hate Trump. Some of them, in their rage, might have convinced themselves that you were the bestest ever - but they didn't go to your rallies when you were actually running.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 25, 2017 01:33 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 25, 2017 01:33 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 01:33 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 25, 2017 01:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 25, 2017 01:33 PM (hJamr)
A totally charmless waste of time used a megaphone by the host. I'd rather be waterboarded than watch Hildabeast on TV.
I've got an idea on the theme music. Since the Clintons are such fans of Fleetwood Mac, how about "Little Lies" as the theme music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46fA05_eBZg
Posted by: grizzledcoastie at January 25, 2017 01:33 PM (GV08/)
What? Already taken? Dammit.
Just needed a tweak.
The Slumped Against the Bollard Dead
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 25, 2017 01:33 PM (B+qrE)
Will we have to take over a European country, just to keep him busy?
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 25, 2017 01:33 PM (J5mC3)
That's gonna drive the Libs apoplectic.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 01:34 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Chell-see Clinton at January 25, 2017 01:34 PM (8iiMU)
Heh. James O'Keefe's schadenboner just hit light speed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 25, 2017 01:34 PM (zlieN)
=========================
Stronger together.
Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2017 01:34 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2017 01:34 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2017 01:34 PM (Qd/25)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 01:35 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2017 01:35 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Maritime at January 25, 2017 01:35 PM (RYUuq)
Hillary dons orange and goes into a Federal penitentiary.
Guards and inmates yell at her.
A lot.
And then the toilet stops working.
Posted by: filbert at January 25, 2017 01:35 PM (s5o+q)
If she couldn't sell books when she was the presumptive future president, then how popular is she now?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 25, 2017 01:35 PM (VdICR)
This is huge as it propels the Church even farther down the road of eliminating us Trads.
Posted by: squeakywheel at January 25, 2017 01:35 PM (fce+O)
Then 196
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (8XRCm)
Missed it by *THIS* much!
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 25, 2017 01:35 PM (jjaLl)
I'll let y'all come up with a similar sounding name....
Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2017 01:35 PM (Enq6K)
Kind of like the short lived Magic Johnson Show from the late 90's. The sidekick did all the talking and Magic would interject with a "Oh you terrible" every other minute. It was hilariously awful.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (OD2ni)
===
Agreed. It was turrbile. Turrible.
Posted by: Charles Barkley at January 25, 2017 01:35 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Hillary: Host of "Who Shit Their Pants" at January 25, 2017 01:35 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at January 25, 2017 01:35 PM (RwwCT)
Awesome horde work.
Like Hillary, Chelsea couldn't cut it at NBC no matter how much her parents bribed them to take her on. Her dullard performance while pulling in 6 figures pissed off a lot of the crew who actually were paying their dues. Self awareness is not the Clinton's forte.
Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2017 01:36 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 01:36 PM (PNcou)
Plus, you know you've been missing the oven mitt pants suits!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 25, 2017 01:36 PM (ZM2xo)
Make her broadcast it from a jail cell.
Posted by: navybrat at January 25, 2017 01:36 PM (w7KSn)
257 Can you imagine the kinds of products they'd sell the commercial slots during that show?
smirnoff
depends
valtrex
the clapper
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 25, 2017 01:30 PM (8mYHH)
----------------
Hillary Clinton Vaginal Deodorant. One spritz and no man will come within a hundred yards of your cooter.
Girrrrrll power!!
Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2017 01:36 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Pat at January 25, 2017 01:36 PM (8fdt8)
Remember 2008?
Sarah Palin getting into TV ... yeah, she was a sell-out.
|->|illary doing a show ... it's a sacrifice, for the good of th po' & th' chilluns ... she haint no ways tarrred ...
Posted by: Arbalest at January 25, 2017 01:36 PM (FlRtG)
"Now it's time for The [Hillary] Show! Da da da-da-da DA! It's the [Hillary] show! Staring me, I'm [Hillary]!
https://youtu.be/NpiIAuEOzmA?t=18s
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at January 25, 2017 01:36 PM (XZGD9)
++
Two words: nothing but trolling
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 25, 2017 01:36 PM (DvqdW)
Posted by: Chris M at January 25, 2017 01:36 PM (eAZVt)
Can we start calling him The Hammer now?
Posted by: filbert at January 25, 2017 01:21 PM (s5o+q)
Hoping Spicer will be the Tucker Carlson of WH press secs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2017 01:36 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 01:37 PM (NOIQH)
Hillary in the Hannibal role.
She cackles "I love it when a plan comes together!" And makes endless cigar jokes.
Posted by: wooga at January 25, 2017 01:37 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 25, 2017 01:37 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2017 01:37 PM (x9c8r)
How about "My Favorite Martinis"
or "F-U Troop".
or "Soulless Train"
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - slip slidin' away at January 25, 2017 01:37 PM (kVX3W)
Posted by: Pat at January 25, 2017 01:37 PM (8fdt8)
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Yep.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 25, 2017 01:37 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 01:37 PM (PNcou)
sidekick did all the talking and Magic would interject with a "Oh you
terrible" every other minute. It was hilariously awful.
Wasn't that Arsenio?
Posted by: tu3031 at January 25, 2017 01:37 PM (qJhUV)
If Soros could pick a Pope, he'd chose Francis.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 25, 2017 01:37 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 01:37 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 25, 2017 01:38 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 25, 2017 01:38 PM (AQpnq)
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 25, 2017 01:38 PM (DvqdW)
Hmmmm
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 01:38 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 25, 2017 01:38 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2017 01:38 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: Bobby Wagner at January 25, 2017 01:39 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (r/0kC)
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Nah.
They tried that reasoning with talk radio, remember?
Yes, there are PLENTY of lefties out there who are obsessed with politics. But the problem is that the market is already super-saturated with leftist blather.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2017 01:39 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 25, 2017 01:39 PM (DvqdW)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 25, 2017 01:37 PM
Think of the fortune they'd save in makeup and special effects.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2017 01:39 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2017 01:39 PM (Qd/25)
The Sourprano
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 01:39 PM (8XRCm)
That tells you several things right there.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 01:39 PM (SIY7D)
The first few episodes are as predictably terrible as we're all assuming. Then, Hillary's sick/hungover one time and can't do an episode. So they have Bill filling in for her. And because he's a social vampire, he crushes it. It's the best rated episode by a long shot. It's all over social media. So they bring him on to help prop her up. And eventually, she gets sidelined on her own show.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2017 01:39 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 01:39 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 25, 2017 01:40 PM (8ZskC)
Will we have to take over a European country, just to keep him busy? "
President Trump does everything...like a Boss.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2017 01:40 PM (J+eG2)
They could bring in Bill's bimbo and call it:
Mother, Jugs, and Speed
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2017 01:35 PM (4ErVI)
Three's Company
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 25, 2017 01:40 PM (lKyWE)
Instead of a team of hot chicks, it's bearded trannies of indeterminate gender.
Posted by: wooga at January 25, 2017 01:40 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: Hillary at January 25, 2017 01:40 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at January 25, 2017 01:40 PM (AQpnq)
show.There are enough deranged lefties to give it decent ratings.
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM
Consider this...someone thought a Martha Stewart/Snoop Dog cooking show would work.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2017 01:40 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2017 01:40 PM (Qd/25)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at January 25, 2017 01:41 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2017 01:41 PM (7HtZB)
Or our new Burnt Penny Scent.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 01:37 PM (ul9CR)
Gefilte Fish for Your Mish
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 25, 2017 01:41 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 25, 2017 01:41 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 01:39 PM
Close 'er down, folks, we have a winnah!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2017 01:41 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: heh at January 25, 2017 01:41 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at January 25, 2017 01:41 PM (AQpnq)
Posted by: Don Q. going hmmmmmm at January 25, 2017 01:41 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2017 01:41 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 01:41 PM (ul9CR)
12 Oclock Mai Tai
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 01:42 PM (8XRCm)
what kind of show?
maybe a cooking show. or homemaking. I might want to watch that.
===================
A cooking show, with her sidekick Johnny Podesta.
Working title: "That's The Spirit!"
Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2017 01:42 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 01:39 PM
Is it too late to change my vote?
this is a good thread.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2017 01:42 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2017 01:42 PM (dnWSK)
It might work now that there is legal weed. As long as that was the main ingredient in all the recipes.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 25, 2017 01:42 PM (aVYsC)
Gentle Bengay
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 01:43 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 25, 2017 01:43 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 25, 2017 01:43 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: cicerokid at January 25, 2017 01:43 PM (yZvzh)
How about "My Favorite Martinis"
or "F-U Troop".
or "Soulless Train"
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - slip slidin' away at January 25, 2017 01:37 PM (kVX3W)
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The Village Talks
Cackling With Cankles
The Rowdy Wrinkles Show
Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2017 01:43 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 25, 2017 01:43 PM (OD2ni)
With a weekly color segment on mixed drinks.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 25, 2017 01:43 PM (kD732)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 25, 2017 01:43 PM (BHMfA)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 25, 2017 01:37 PM
Won't be long before she's starts looking like the Cryptkeeper.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 25, 2017 01:43 PM (zlieN)
Working title: "That's The Spirit!"
Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2017 01:42 PM (JBggj)
Jon, we've been making cheese pizza every week for the past month. Don't you like anything else?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2017 01:43 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 25, 2017 01:43 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 01:43 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: The history channel dude with the hair at January 25, 2017 01:14 PM (KUaJL)
Yes and I refused to watch a single episode of it because of that.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB
I wouldn't watch Madam Secretary even if all the parts were played nude by Kate Upton and Cynthia McKinney.
Ah, who am I kidding. I'd watch the shit out of that. Wait, that's not how they do it is it?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 25, 2017 01:43 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2017 01:44 PM (7HtZB)
American Goth *hic*
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 01:44 PM (8XRCm)
Yep.
I'm also a big fan of brother Jimmy Vivino including in Fab Faux.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 01:44 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 01:44 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 25, 2017 01:45 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 25, 2017 01:45 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 25, 2017 01:45 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 01:45 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2017 01:45 PM (Qd/25)
392 nuts.
The Biggest Loser is already taken
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 01:43 PM (PNcou)
Top post so far! Cause I say!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 25, 2017 01:45 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2017 01:45 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 01:45 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2017 01:46 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 25, 2017 01:46 PM (nFwvY)
Moore is in grave condition at a Connecticut hospital, where her
family is gathered to "say goodbye," according to TMZ.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 25, 2017 01:46 PM (bpfzP)
Like when I was a kid we had Uncle Jay, who was obviously blotto at 3:30 p.m. I watched for the cartoons. My dad and uncle watched to make jokes about Uncle Jay.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 25, 2017 01:46 PM (u/p7K)
That old crone should go down with the ship.
Posted by: Tucker Carlson's Book of Untruths at January 25, 2017 01:46 PM (8xRW9)
The pink champagne on ice
And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
-
She'll check in any time she likes
But she'll never ever leave!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 25, 2017 01:46 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Lester at January 25, 2017 01:46 PM (8USec)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2017 01:46 PM (PY9jH)
Hill Agains Island
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 01:47 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2017 01:47 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at January 25, 2017 01:47 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2017 01:47 PM (7HtZB)
Could be a reality show, really.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2017 01:47 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2017 01:40 PM (Qd/25)
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Eh.
I'd go for someplace not too big that needs fixing.
Like Portugal. Yep.
That could be a great place.
I vote for Portugal.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2017 01:47 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Mathers at January 25, 2017 01:47 PM (3myMJ)
Trump to sign executive orders enabling construction of proposed border wall and targeting sanctuary cities.
Like a hammer
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 25, 2017 01:47 PM (493sH)
#winning
Also glad he keeps having Hope there when he signs things. I like looking at her. She's purty.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 01:48 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 01:48 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 01:48 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 25, 2017 01:48 PM (lKyWE)
Could be a reality show, really.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2017 01:47 PM (TOk1P)
Ice cream headache from laughing!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 25, 2017 01:48 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: scrood at January 25, 2017 01:48 PM (XcOXh)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 25, 2017 01:48 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2017 01:40 PM (Qd/25)
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Eh.
I'd go for someplace not too big that needs fixing.
Like Portugal. Yep.
That could be a great place.
I vote for Portugal.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2017 01:47 PM (Nox3c)
Cuba. It's right there, begging for it.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 25, 2017 01:48 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 25, 2017 01:48 PM (BHMfA)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 25, 2017 01:49 PM (z0fov)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2017 01:49 PM (oVJmc)
that's the Algore way.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 01:49 PM (IkfYe)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 01:48 PM (SIY7D)
Which is why I don't believe for a second she would agree to do a weekly tv show where she has to be around, you know, humans.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2017 01:49 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2017 01:49 PM (6ZfDV)
ABCNEW$ ORDERS $TRICT RULES ON FIRST WHITE HOUSE INTERVIEW
Wed Jan 25 2017 09:49:30 ET
Following are usage rules for the ABC News special 'President Trump: The First Interview,' a one-on-one interview with 'World News Tonight' Anchor David Muir airing Wednesday, January 25, 2017 (10:00 -- 11:00 pm ET) on ABC News.
1. Excerpts of no more than THREE MINUTES (3:00) of actualities from ABC News may be incorporated in your regularly scheduled news program's broadcast. Material can no longer be used after February 1.
2. A mandatory on-screen credit must be aired during the entire excerpt you broadcast. You must include the mandatory 'ABC News' bug visible with no company logos over the above footage.
3. The excerpt must be introduced with an audio credit 'In President Trump's first interview on ABC News'
4. You must advise your affiliates and any other entities to which you provide material for broadcast that they must abide by the same usage and credit guidelines to incorporate any excerpts in their locally originated programming.
5. Domestic networks may not redistribute the material as clips or raw material to international affiliates or agencies. Re-distribution of an entire segment or program containing the clip is allowed as long as the affiliates are advised that no excerpting of the clip or cataloguing for future use is allowed.
6. If the video interview is used on the Internet, online services or interactive multimedia transmissions, you MUST use the embed code, which will be provided.
ABC News reserves all of its rights and remedies in the event of any violation of its rights.
http://www.drudgereport.com/flashabc.htm
Posted by: Independent George at January 25, 2017 01:49 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2017 01:50 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2017 01:50 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 01:50 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Thats... a little bit rude at January 25, 2017 01:50 PM (PXbkt)
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No. Now, Count Floyd ..."
Hillary's 3D House of Pantsuits. Very scary.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 25, 2017 01:50 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2017 01:50 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Biergood at January 25, 2017 01:50 PM (v8Lx/)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 01:50 PM (IkfYe)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 25, 2017 01:51 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: buzzion at January 25, 2017 01:51 PM (cAnNx)
*belches, farts, and falls down convulsing while noises escape her anus sounding like the cannons in the 1812 Overture.
Posted by: Hillary! at January 25, 2017 01:51 PM (I8bRb)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 25, 2017 01:46 PM (bpfzP)
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Sorry to hear that.
She's had a good life --- but a tough one.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2017 01:51 PM (Nox3c)
It just means ABC got a big interview and is going to control distribution and exploit the shit out of it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2017 01:51 PM (oVJmc)
Cook bacon at every establishment.
EVERY.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2017 01:51 PM (E9ede)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 25, 2017 01:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2017 01:51 PM (cQd8v)
The old brand hag, she ain't what she used to be
ain't what she used to be
ain't what she used to be
(sung to "old gray mare")
Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2017 01:51 PM (uFxPi)
Posted by: General Zod at January 25, 2017 01:52 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Sponge at January 25, 2017 01:52 PM (/B2KC)
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It sounds to me like ABC News wants due credit ascribed for its interview with Trump, and is laying out the limits of it's footage and soundbites.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 25, 2017 01:52 PM (bpfzP)
Hillary will be narrating exclusive tours of Berkeley, Columbia University, and of course Harvard and Brown.
She'll also be discussing home remedies for alcoholism.
Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2017 01:52 PM (Fmupd)
Plus we'd get all that nice open land and all those lakes and waterways for hunting and fishing.
And funny round bacon. And hot eastern European strippers that aren't all tatted up. We can just deport Beiber. And Avril.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 01:52 PM (ul9CR)
Hillary, looking at the camera: "Ok folks, we've arranged a meeting with my old friend ----- here at Comet Pizza. He thinks he'll be meeting with a Russian oligarch who's interpreted in current legislation..."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 01:52 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 25, 2017 01:52 PM (kD732)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 25, 2017 01:53 PM (hJrjt)
I just read it too.
Looks like its just guidelines on excerpting their clips of the interview and giving proper credit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 25, 2017 01:53 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 01:53 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 25, 2017 01:53 PM (P/aDH)
Posted by: E.Valley AZ at January 25, 2017 01:53 PM (DMYwi)
Does Hillary really see herself as a new age spiritual leaderish Oprah?
Or does she think she'd be the fun host like Ellen?
Maybe she'd be more snarky, like Joy Behar and Whoopie?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 01:24 PM (NOIQH)
Seriously, I could definitely see a recurring guest host spot on The View. They would be all over that. She could have Bill on as a guest. The View women would be all over him.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2017 01:53 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 01:53 PM (ul9CR)
the woman can barely stand unassisted, so i would love to see her do something like a "hometime" where she does stuff like put in a new bathroom. Or a crafts show where she makes stained glass windows.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 25, 2017 01:53 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 01:53 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2017 01:53 PM (cQd8v)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 01:54 PM (IkfYe)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 01:52 PM (ul9CR)
*cough* Nickelback *cough*
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 25, 2017 01:54 PM (8hICw)
ABCNEW$ ORDERS $TRICT RULES ON FIRST WHITE HOUSE INTERVIEW
Wed Jan 25 2017 09:49:30 ET
Following are usage rules for the ABC News special 'President Trump: The First Interview,' a one-on-one interview with 'World News Tonight' Anchor David Muir airing Wednesday, January 25, 2017 (10:00 -- 11:00 pm ET) on ABC News.
1. Excerpts of no more than THREE MINUTES (3:00) of actualities from ABC News may be incorporated in your regularly scheduled news program's broadcast. Material can no longer be used after February 1.
2. A mandatory on-screen credit must be aired during the entire excerpt you broadcast. You must include the mandatory 'ABC News' bug visible with no company logos over the above footage.
3. The excerpt must be introduced with an audio credit 'In President Trump's first interview on ABC News'
4. You must advise your affiliates and any other entities to which you provide material for broadcast that they must abide by the same usage and credit guidelines to incorporate any excerpts in their locally originated programming.
5. Domestic networks may not redistribute the material as clips or raw material to international affiliates or agencies. Re-distribution of an entire segment or program containing the clip is allowed as long as the affiliates are advised that no excerpting of the clip or cataloguing for future use is allowed.
6. If the video interview is used on the Internet, online services or interactive multimedia transmissions, you MUST use the embed code, which will be provided.
ABC News reserves all of its rights and remedies in the event of any violation of its rights.
http://www.drudgereport.com/flashabc.htm
Posted by: Independent George at January 25, 2017 01:49 PM (BDZWU)
That sounds like rules for the local network stations. So Channel 22 in Dayton has to follow them. And so its rules for the promotion of it and how much they can show on their local news broadcast.
Posted by: buzzion at January 25, 2017 01:54 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
Think I'm seeing where I went wrong.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2017 01:54 PM (E9ede)
Posted by: scrood at January 25, 2017 01:54 PM (XcOXh)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 01:55 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Thats... a little bit rude at January 25, 2017 01:55 PM (PXbkt)
Posted by: Travel Channel at January 25, 2017 01:55 PM (EfUM6)
So now she got beaten by Donald Trump and what is her takeway? He had a TV show. That's what I was missing! I'll do a TV show and then I can be president.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2017 01:55 PM (KUaJL)
Encyclopedia Galactica, 2140AD edition. Published in New Rome, New Vatican.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2017 01:56 PM (Qd/25)
And the inhumanly talented polyrhythmic drummer Jaki Liebezeit of legendary German art-rockers CAN has died of pneumonia at age 78. The guy was insanely good on the skins.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 01:56 PM (ul9CR)
Megan will have her on anytime she wants. So will Whoopie and Joy.
She's likely welcome on CNN, NBC, MSNBC, and even Fox anytime she wants.
And SNL will let her host if she can stay up that late.
A real show would require a time commitment H is very likely unwilling to do, unless they go with a studio right in her home in Chappy.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 25, 2017 01:56 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 25, 2017 01:56 PM (I8bRb)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 25, 2017 01:56 PM (noWW6)
She did a great job interviewing the GEICO gecko.
Posted by: Tucker Carlson's Book of Untruths at January 25, 2017 01:56 PM (8xRW9)
In the last week or two before the election Hillary's campaign carpet
bombed Michigan tv with ads that were extremely tough for Trump. They
included clip after clip of the worst things that Trump had said in the
past 15 years. It was one of the most horrifically damaging campaign ads
I've ever seen. They ran constantly.
She still lost Michigan. People who had voted for Obama watched those ads and STILL voted for Trump.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2017 01:32 PM (+lVUW)
I saw one of those bits the weekend before the election and asked my wife, "Why are they running these ads? It looks desperate." She should have been running ads that extolled how great she was and how wonderful the country was going to be when we were Stronger Together. It's almost like they knew from their internals that she was losing. But that can't be true, can it? Is it just that they were so incompetent they didn't think they had to make any case for their candidate other than her female anatomy?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2017 01:56 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 01:53 PM (SIY7D)
================================
I think he was one of the original founders too. It's an awful feeling to watch the musicians who played the background music of my life, dying off one by one. I mean a lot of them died like Janis Joplin or Jim Morrison by self-inflicted disaster, but now they are passing away from old age. I don't quite know what to think about that.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 25, 2017 01:56 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Biergood at January 25, 2017 01:57 PM (v8Lx/)
Posted by: buzzion at January 25, 2017 01:54 PM (cAnNx)
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Seems like standard procedure to me. I'm confused why Drudge seems to think it's so earth-shattering though.
Posted by: Independent George at January 25, 2017 01:57 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 01:57 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2017 01:57 PM (E9ede)
Posted by: T at January 25, 2017 01:58 PM (IKdzI)
Hillary Clinton stars as Dr. Aneus Taint, part time detective, part time reporter, part time proctologist, looking for love in a post apocalyptic Detroit.
Thursday nights this fall on CBS
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 25, 2017 01:58 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2017 01:58 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 25, 2017 01:58 PM (I8bRb)
Posted by: V the K at January 25, 2017 01:58 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 01:52 PM (ul9CR)
---------------------------
Yes.
Aside from all of the other benefits you listed, we could actually PRAY for global warming!!!
Let Quebec go though. No Frogprogs!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2017 01:58 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 01:58 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 01:59 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2017 01:59 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Inside See-BS at January 25, 2017 01:25 PM (nd1zx)
Nah. "Driving Miss Hazy."
Posted by: RickZ at January 25, 2017 01:59 PM (Ek9Xz)
So true. I still haven't recovered from Bowie's passing. And Chris Squire of YES - that one still hurts.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 01:59 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 25, 2017 02:00 PM (8ZskC)
It'd be amazing if she could. She's had a life 99.95% of women in ALL OF HISTORY couldn't have dreamed. There will be a woman president. It will not be her. Not in the cards. For her own happiness and the National good, I hope she can come to grips with that.
Posted by: Alex #11 at January 25, 2017 02:00 PM (EUMt/)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 25, 2017 02:00 PM (I8bRb)
Hillary wasn't half as smart as she made herself out to be. Nothing intuitive or creative about the way she thinks. But good at regurgitating what she was fed.
Some executives are leaders and some are presiders. Hillary is worse than a presider as she's a plodder, who can't make a decision without setting up a circle of advisers to take the blame if she's wrong.
An uber Tracey Flick.
God, did we dodge a bullet.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 02:00 PM (SIY7D)
Given Hillary's attempts to do a Southern accent, I really don't want to imagine what her "Ah-nuld" sounds like.
Posted by: T at January 25, 2017 01:58 PM (IKdzI)
She's the Urinator!!
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 25, 2017 02:00 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2017 02:00 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 25, 2017 02:00 PM (8iiMU)
The anonymous source said it is not uncommon to record 'phone calls.
Posted by: Hurvey Farquarah at January 25, 2017 02:00 PM (7nbP5)
Actually, i think she has a lot of options if she goes for it. as a comedic subject of ridicule, i think she could be quite popular.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 25, 2017 02:00 PM (LWu6U)
I agree. We'll keep their french fries with cheese and gravy though.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 02:00 PM (ul9CR)
Democratic Party base and her tens of millions of fans," the unnamed
source said, according to Klein.
That's their problem right there...... how retarded do you have to be to think any "show" she had would be popular????
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 25, 2017 01:10 PM (jjaLl)
Heh. It would be funny as Hell if she did get a show, and it got pulled a couple of months later because nobody watched it. Suspect even the True Believers would find it boring.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2017 02:00 PM (LRVnP)
Let Quebec go though. No Frogprogs!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
http://prognotfrog.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2017 02:01 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: MacGruber at January 25, 2017 02:01 PM (C278+)
"Skinner with his crazy explanations,
Superintendent's gonna need his medication,
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
there'll be trouble in town tonight!"
Posted by: Independent George at January 25, 2017 02:01 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 25, 2017 02:01 PM (I8bRb)
Heh. It would be funny as Hell if she did get a show, and it got pulled a couple of months later because nobody watched it. Suspect even the True Believers would find it boring.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2017 02:00 PM (LRVnP)
=====================
The exact opposite of Firing Line with Buckley.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 02:01 PM (n9gGi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2017 02:01 PM (Q3fP7)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2017 02:00 PM (KUaJL)
Or The Vagina Diatribes
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at January 25, 2017 02:01 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 25, 2017 02:01 PM (LWu6U)
link in nic
(Also Domino still on 99c sale)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 02:01 PM (Om16U)
Democratic Party base and her tens of millions of fans," the unnamed
source said, according to Klein.
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great.
more pu55y hats.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 25, 2017 02:02 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 25, 2017 01:46 PM (bpfzP)
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Sorry to hear that.
She's had a good life --- but a tough one."
Very talented lady. As a kid, I remember being freaked out at what a selfish B she was in Ordinary People after only seeing her in the MTM show.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 25, 2017 02:02 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 25, 2017 02:02 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Biergood at January 25, 2017 02:02 PM (v8Lx/)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 02:02 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 25, 2017 02:02 PM (J9FkY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 25, 2017 02:03 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 25, 2017 02:03 PM (I8bRb)
God, did we dodge a bullet.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 02:00 PM (SIY7D)
So wait, does that make Trump out Matthew Broderick? Or I guess it would be Putin, since he "hacked the election."
Posted by: Alex #11 at January 25, 2017 02:03 PM (EUMt/)
Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2017 02:03 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2017 02:03 PM (VndSC)
Trump is going to make a speech at Dept. of Homeland Security. It's been announced that he's going to sign an EO on immigration, the wall and targeting "sanctuary" cities. Lib heads to explode like Scanners
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 25, 2017 02:03 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at January 25, 2017 02:03 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2017 02:03 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2017 02:03 PM (Fmupd)
I know she's had horrible surgery to her face, but I'll always remember her as that hot suburban wife Laura Petrie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2017 02:03 PM (6ZfDV)
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I think the sudden turns to the green screen would make her dizzy.
Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2017 02:03 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2017 02:03 PM (Q3fP7)
Someone pinch me.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2017 02:04 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 25, 2017 02:02 PM (hJrjt)
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I believe they already have.
I'll be honest, I thought shutting down the CGI meant that they were taking the hint.
I'm very glad that they're not.
Bring on the shrill and unlikable spokeswoman for the Democratic Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 02:04 PM (n9gGi)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 02:04 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 25, 2017 02:04 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 25, 2017 02:04 PM (I8bRb)
Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: buzzion at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (cAnNx)
Yep.
His nephew Derek Trucks is a great guitarist who was in the Allmans for a long time. He now plays with his wife Susan in the Tedeschi Trucks Band. Susan sings like Bonnie Raitt, maybe better.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 25, 2017 02:02 PM (J9FkY)
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I really hope that she does, and I'm willing to believe that she thinks it's possible.
We haven't had someone that nakedly power hungry for a while seeking the presidency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (n9gGi)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (8mYHH)
The McCoughin Hour
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (le7jz)
The 21st Century Harold Stassen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (LRVnP)
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Millions.... maybe.
But the overwhelming majority of "tens of millions" who voted for her are just kneejerk D-button pushers.
They aren't watching that dull hag when there are hundreds of far more amusing progs to choose from.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2017 02:06 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 02:06 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Gaff at January 25, 2017 02:06 PM (jPS2y)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 02:04 PM (ul9CR)
I know in the last thread we all thought that the California secession thing would go badly, but that's even worse than most of us expected.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2017 02:06 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 25, 2017 02:06 PM (8iiMU)
Gravity, Falls
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 02:06 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 02:04 PM (ul9CR)
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There's a difference?
Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2017 02:06 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 25, 2017 02:06 PM (qJhUV)
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.I dunno but TBS blew it IMO by picking her show up. All she has is anti Trump gags that really aren't funny.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 25, 2017 02:06 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 02:07 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at January 25, 2017 02:07 PM (RwwCT)
Twisted Rage-Face who's pants are always too tight, near as I can tell.
(seriously, what's with the pants? She can't admit she's grown out of them?)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 02:07 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 25, 2017 02:07 PM (MZcWR)
Yep.
His nephew Derek Trucks is a great guitarist who was in the Allmans for a long time. He now plays with his wife Susan in the Tedeschi Trucks Band. Susan sings like Bonnie Raitt, maybe better.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (SIY7D)
The Allman Brothers were head and shoulders above Lynyrd Skynyrd when it came to "country rock," hell, when it came to musicianship and songwriting.
Posted by: Alex #11 at January 25, 2017 02:07 PM (EUMt/)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 02:07 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: buzzion at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (cAnNx)
Where the crimes are made up and the votes don't matter.
That's right, the votes are like air freshener at a Phish concert.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2017 02:07 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable! at January 25, 2017 02:07 PM (XRxxn)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2017 02:07 PM (E9ede)
She's your typical lefty hack 'comedian', but with a "zomg I'm a girl!" twist. Whatever.
Posted by: Gaff at January 25, 2017 02:08 PM (jPS2y)
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They've decided they're going to make her a star no matter who doesn't like her.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 25, 2017 02:08 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (ul9CR)
Four years of this guy being everywhere.
Few liberals will survive it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2017 02:08 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2017 02:08 PM (n8oxI)
Posted by: jrg at January 25, 2017 02:08 PM (Vm6Dk)
Best gams ever!
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Nice hind paws too. Former dancer, you know.
Posted by: Heel and Arch Fanciers, Inc. at January 25, 2017 02:08 PM (6ZfDV)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 02:08 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2017 02:08 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 25, 2017 02:08 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 25, 2017 02:08 PM (RD7QR)
Best gams ever!
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 02:07 PM (SIY7D)
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I know. Beautiful. Wasn't she originally a dancer?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 25, 2017 02:08 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 02:07 PM (Om16U)
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All Saudi Princes, of course. With their wives in burkas behind them as Hillary screams about women's rights in America being so much worse off than they are in the paradise of Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 02:09 PM (n9gGi)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 25, 2017 02:09 PM (hKi6n)
She is the liberal talk show host flavor of the month for the Buzzfeed "destroyed a Republican" crowd.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 25, 2017 02:09 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 02:09 PM (PNcou)
Pointing at various audience members, "I get a car & I get a car & I get a car!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2017 02:09 PM (E9ede)
I'll be honest, I thought shutting down the CGI meant that they were taking the hint.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 02:04 PM (n9gGi)
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The CGI is just the international branch of the slush fund.
The domestic Clinton Foundation remains.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2017 02:09 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 25, 2017 02:09 PM (I8bRb)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 25, 2017 02:09 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 25, 2017 02:09 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (jK8Z7)
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The same deal with Amy Schumer, Sara Silverman, Kathy Griffin, and Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Independent George at January 25, 2017 02:09 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 02:09 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 02:09 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2017 02:10 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2017 02:10 PM (n8oxI)
Of course, if they did it live, then maybe Vegas could run some new lines in their sports book.
On camera melt-down
Major Medical Incident
or, for all the money
Runs down the curtain and joins the Choir Invisible live on-air.
Posted by: JB1000 at January 25, 2017 02:10 PM (16OL0)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 25, 2017 01:16 PM (le7jz)
William Jennings Bryan: Not that there's anything wrong with that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 25, 2017 02:10 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Gaff
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God, Samantha Bee is annoying. The only time I've ever wanted to shoot my TV like Elvis has been when her promos run.
Posted by: Biergood at January 25, 2017 02:10 PM (v8Lx/)
I'll be honest, I thought shutting down the CGI meant that they were taking the hint.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 02:04 PM (n9gGi)
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The CGI is just the international branch of the slush fund.
The domestic Clinton Foundation remains.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2017 02:09 PM (Nox3c)
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"Maybe we won't be able to influence foreign policy, but buy now before we start influencing NYC policy!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 02:10 PM (n9gGi)
*fingers crossed behind my back*
Posted by: m at January 25, 2017 02:11 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (jK8Z7)
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The same deal with Amy Schumer, Sara Silverman, Kathy Griffin, and Lena Dunham.
The AoS Stylebook requires me to insert the name of Margaret Cho.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 02:11 PM (ul9CR)
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Yeah, but ... Barbara Eden.
*
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In the category of "hot suburban genies"!
Let us not forget Samantha Stephens, either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2017 02:11 PM (6ZfDV)
Best gams ever!"
She was nice, but Wilbur Post's wife on Mr. Ed gets my vote. Best rack ever.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 25, 2017 02:11 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Hillary at January 25, 2017 02:11 PM (zke7T)
Lynyrd Skynyrd when it came to "country rock," hell, when it came to
musicianship and songwriting.
Posted by: Alex #11 at January 25, 2017 02:07 PM (EUMt/)
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I saw Lynyrd Skynard as the last act of a music festival years ago. They came on about midnight, played in the middle of an old cornfield. Concert-goers around me were - sketchy.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 25, 2017 02:11 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2017 02:05 PM (jK8Z7)
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The same deal with Amy Schumer, Sara Silverman, Kathy Griffin, and Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Independent George at January 25, 2017 02:09 PM (BDZWU)
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"So she's super talented and amazing and hilarious!?!?!"
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 02:11 PM (n9gGi)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 25, 2017 02:11 PM (7ZVPa)
Jeez, she needs a tranquilizer, and is starting to age, but wow what a nice rack.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 25, 2017 02:11 PM (8iiMU)
what makes a 4 hour erection go soft?
Posted by: Jeopardy! at January 25, 2017 02:11 PM (/CIN4)
Pickled Souse on the Prarie
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 02:11 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 02:11 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 25, 2017 02:12 PM (I8bRb)
Posted by: Sporkatus at January 25, 2017 02:12 PM (eXSOZ)
Nothing says winning like a 74 yr old two time loser.
(2008 & 2016)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2017 02:12 PM (E9ede)
Best gams ever!"
She was nice, but Wilbur Post's wife on Mr. Ed gets my vote. Best rack ever.
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Connie Hines. I remember thinking even as a small boy that she was . . . interestingly developed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2017 02:12 PM (6ZfDV)
I really wanted to opine on the previous thread, but I missed it.
Hillary, please run again. And fuck up the Dems even more.
Amen.
Posted by: tubal at January 25, 2017 02:13 PM (BQ5O8)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 02:13 PM (ul9CR)
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Hillary: "Okay, but do you include the quotation marks?"
Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2017 02:13 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 25, 2017 02:06 PM (le7jz)
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Yep.
I had to avoid the channel entirely during the election because the ads for her show were so obnoxious. Nothing but extreme ( and unfunny) anti-Trump blurbs.
The FEC should consider that as a contribution to Hillary in kind, BTW. It was soooo over the top.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2017 02:13 PM (Nox3c)
The Allmans were more than a rock band, although they helped jump start Southern Rock, as they worked in a purer blues and jazz.
When they were young, Duane was sick and Gregg came by with a medicine bottle. By the time Gregg came back Duane had taught himself how to play slide guitar.
Hearing Wilson Pickett's cover of Hey Jude over in England, Eric Clapton went on a mission to find the guy who did the outro guitar lead. He expected to find an old black guy.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 02:14 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 02:13 PM (ul9CR)
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Yes.
Them *AND* The Outlaws.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2017 02:14 PM (8XRCm)
And that reminds me...
Dinner last night.
Persian Restaurant.
We're behind four Mad Hatters who were veterans of the Million Mish March on Saturday.
Listning to the breathless recounting of all the Feelz that took place surrounded by all their sisters.
Three women wearing full Niqaabs following a male at a respectful distance depart the restaurant.
The mad hatters glance at them for a moment, and go right back to patting each other on the back about beating down the patriarchy at the march.
Irony....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2017 02:14 PM (J+eG2)
co-starring Huma
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 02:14 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2017 02:14 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 25, 2017 02:15 PM (I8bRb)
Didn't her campaign quickly come to the conclusion that the more people saw of Hillary Clinton the less they liked her?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 25, 2017 02:15 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Fritz at January 25, 2017 02:15 PM (2Mnv1)
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No doubt. Love the Marshall Tucker Band, although I've never had the privilege of seeing them in person.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 25, 2017 02:15 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Hilary! at January 25, 2017 02:16 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Fritz at January 25, 2017 02:16 PM (2Mnv1)
I had to avoid the channel entirely during the election because the ads for her show were so obnoxious. Nothing but extreme ( and unfunny) anti-Trump blurbs.
The FEC should consider that as a contribution to Hillary in kind, BTW. It was soooo over the top."
Hillary? Probably should have been considered a donation to Trump. I wonder how many dudes watching MLB Playoffs were motivated to vote for Trump due to the the endless commercials for that fat, ugly, shrill harpy.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 25, 2017 02:17 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 25, 2017 02:17 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: no good deed at January 25, 2017 02:17 PM (hJamr)
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2017 02:18 PM (r/0kC)
Best gams ever!
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Nice hind paws too. Former dancer, you know.
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.Bewitched Samantha Stevens had a much better body.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 25, 2017 02:18 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: m at January 25, 2017 02:18 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at January 25, 2017 02:19 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 02:04 PM (n9gGi)
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The CGI is just the international branch of the slush fund.
The domestic Clinton Foundation remains.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2017 02:09 PM (Nox3c)
Harder to subpoena records from an entity that doesn't exist.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2017 02:20 PM (jK8Z7)
if Hill does get a show, I would suspect the producers will be paying people to sit in the audience. Or maybe she can be the new Captain Kangaroo. Keith Olbermann could play Mr Green Jeans and Huma could play Mr Moose.
by the way, if Cory Booker does run for Pres, having been mayor of Newark for a few years would make him more qualified than Obama was.
Other alternative: dopey NY Sen Gillbrand is up for re-election in 2018. I wonder if she would suddenly decide to spend more time with her family so Hilly could heroically say that, for the good of the state and its people, she's going to run again?
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at January 25, 2017 02:20 PM (b7fwp)
Welcome to Hillary!'s Fun!! Camp!!!
*sings*
Glug-glug-glug
Glug-glug-glug!
We're drinking wine at Hillary!'s Fun!! Camp!!!
Cuz drinking wine is Fun!
Glug! Glug!
Everybody have a full glass!
Yay!
*doorbell rings*
*hand to cheek*
I wonder who that could be?!?!
*looks out peephole*
Hey look, everyone it's Rapey Bill!
*sings as opens door*
O-o-o-o-o-oh, it's Rapey Bill
Girls hide your blue dresses
It's Rapey Bill!
Girls hide your blue dresses
Cuz when Rapey Bill comes
He leaves your blue dresses
with sticky white messes-s-s-s-s-s!
Becuz he's Rapey Bill
*Rapey Bill sings basso profondo*
You better put some ice on that!
...
Posted by: Hillary!'s Fun!! Camp!!! at January 25, 2017 02:21 PM (vZ9Fw)
Dayum... bad timing that "La La Land" is already taken!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 25, 2017 02:22 PM (ea1Sm)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at January 25, 2017 02:22 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at January 25, 2017 02:23 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Charles Grodin at January 25, 2017 02:25 PM (zke7T)
Different Ministrokes
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 25, 2017 02:08 PM (RD7QR)
Five people tried, but you nailed it.....
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 25, 2017 02:27 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Keith at January 25, 2017 02:37 PM (USf3s)
One that won't make us wear pussy hats ...
or ... riot in the street
OK, Huey Lewis can write the rest.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2017 02:42 PM (uFxPi)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2017 02:43 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: WC Varones at January 25, 2017 03:39 PM (FL7kh)
Posted by: Sixgunsam at January 25, 2017 03:56 PM (FThrt)
Posted by: WaldoTJ (in Texas) at January 25, 2017 03:58 PM (M1MpJ)
Posted by: Everyone under 35 who only YouTubes at January 25, 2017 04:10 PM (Uf6Qs)
Posted by: mx4 at January 25, 2017 04:26 PM (fnZkc)
Or, do these insane people think, President Trump will become bored and just say, 'Eh, I'll let her have the win...'.
Wouldn't be too shocked if this rumor originated with Jeb...
Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at January 25, 2017 04:36 PM (YGMFy)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 25, 2017 04:54 PM (rD+jq)
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