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Oh, My: Incandescently Dumb Obama Foreign Policy Spokesdummy Marie Harf Hired by... FoxNews??!!

This makes no sense, until you realize it makes all the sense.

Liberals would of course rather work for the liberal news network CNN. But CNN knows that, and can choose from among the best applicants.

Where does that leave a Marie Harf? Well, it leaves her Fox.

Now, what would Fox gain from this?

Oh God -- It would gain so, so much.

Tucker Carlson can do Theater of the Stupid segments with her two or three nights a week.

It would be uhhhmazing.

Posted by: Ace at 03:59 PM




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1 It was this or internet porn for Maria.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2017 04:01 PM (r/0kC)

2 Marie Harf = box lunch!

Posted by: Distillery Hillary at January 23, 2017 04:01 PM (0HoCS)

3 Fox gains sweater puppies.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 23, 2017 04:02 PM (Om16U)

4 retards gotta eat to you know

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 23, 2017 04:02 PM (RKQ/v)

5 I'm sure that she will provide a lucid view into the liberal mind that will convince all of us wayward conservatives the error of our thoughts.

\s

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 04:02 PM (/prE6)

6 Chelsea Clinton lacked the sweater puppies required for the position.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 23, 2017 04:02 PM (8ZskC)

7 Tucker vs Harf? I think that's the definition of punching down. I would totally buy it on PPV.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 23, 2017 04:03 PM (3sOO0)

8 it always helps to at least one good example of a bad example.....

Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at January 23, 2017 04:03 PM (hL4DM)

9 She should do the Weather.

Topless.

Wearing a ball-gag.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 04:05 PM (m9RuU)

10 Mongo only pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Mongo at January 23, 2017 04:05 PM (8ZskC)

11 I thought her and Psaki were a team, you know, a tag team. At the strip club.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2017 04:05 PM (HgMAr)

12 Tucker vs Harf?

He would be charged with crimes against humanity so badly would he slam her.

Posted by: Blutarskiesque 0.0 at January 23, 2017 04:05 PM (xJxz7)

13 Sweaty, red sex-face females need representation in the media too.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 23, 2017 04:05 PM (Rsi2C)

14 Theater of the Stupid segments?

I would enjoy that. Where's my popcorn?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 23, 2017 04:05 PM (riF5p)

15 Going to be a run off with Juan for who is the dumbest Fox contributor

Posted by: Pat at January 23, 2017 04:06 PM (SGa2t)

16 She remnds me of Chris Farley's Sorrority Girl -

"Back Off! I'm Starving."

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 04:06 PM (m9RuU)

17 She should do the Weather.

Topless.

Wearing a ball-gag.



Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 04:05 PM (m9RuU)

I think you just invented the Viagra antidote.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2017 04:07 PM (aMlLZ)

18 Harf! Harf! Harf!

Posted by: Marie Harf at January 23, 2017 04:07 PM (2mC6G)

19 Oh yeah, this is sooper-genius that said the root of Muslim terrorism is a lack of job opportunities.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 23, 2017 04:07 PM (Rsi2C)

20 This is hilarious. After all the stink-eye the Obama administration gave Fox... and not Harf works for them.

Preeeetty sure this qualifies as seeing enemies crushed before you.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 23, 2017 04:07 PM (u0s1P)

21 This is hilarious. After all the stink-eye the Obama administration gave Fox... and now Harf works for them.

Preeeetty sure this qualifies as seeing enemies crushed before you.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 23, 2017 04:07 PM (u0s1P)

22 I think she's really cute but yeah. Dumber than Ashley Judd's poetry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 04:07 PM (39g3+)

23 O/T

Dipping Dots just offered the press room a free ice cream social.


http://tinyurl.com/hltvovu

Posted by: Pat at January 23, 2017 04:07 PM (SGa2t)

24 12 Tucker vs Harf?

He would be charged with crimes against humanity so badly would he slam her.
_______________________

It does seem a bit cruel to be publicly mocking the hopelessly stupid.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 23, 2017 04:08 PM (riF5p)

25 Maybe she'll let me borrow her vagina hat for the next rally and let me braid her hair.

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 23, 2017 04:08 PM (hJamr)

26 Harf a loaf...

Posted by: Toad-O at January 23, 2017 04:08 PM (cct0t)

27 I think they did this to make the Bob Beckel rehire actually look good.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 23, 2017 04:08 PM (qJhUV)

28 Marie Harff is dumber than setting off a bottle rocket in your butt crack. She's dumber than wrestling a porcupine. She's dumber than Joe Biden on a three day paste binge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 04:08 PM (39g3+)

29
The Dim Bulbs Hour starring - Geraldo, Juan Williams and Marie Harf

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2017 04:08 PM (OE2ur)

30 Going to be a run off with Juan for who is the dumbest Fox contributor


Posted by: Pat at January 23, 2017 04:06 PM (SGa2t)
...........

What about me?

Posted by: Richard Fowler at January 23, 2017 04:08 PM (HgMAr)

31 "Tucker vs Harf?"

Angry Canadian man with baseball bat meet cute baby seal with bewbs.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 04:08 PM (SIY7D)

32 Harf.

HArf.

HARf.

HARF!!

Okay, I feel better now.

XOX
Shillary

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2017 04:09 PM (8ikIW)

33 Well, the make up people at Fox all just got raises.

Posted by: Pat at January 23, 2017 04:09 PM (SGa2t)

34 Puffy Red Sex-Face

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2017 04:09 PM (ul9CR)

35 You know how Superman puts on a pair of glasses and suddenly everyone thinks he's an average guy, no one important?

Those glasses work the opposite for Marie Harf.

It's the only explanation

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 23, 2017 04:09 PM (RKQ/v)

36 The Dim Bulbs Hour starring - Geraldo, Juan Williams and Marie Harf

"The Harfwits"

You can use that, Fox News.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 23, 2017 04:09 PM (8ZskC)

37 Wait... this doesn't mean they're gonna pull Nomiki from Team PunchingBag does it?

Because there's something about that Nomiki that appeals to the evil minion in me.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at January 23, 2017 04:10 PM (hKDRi)

38 What's she going to do....hold up hashtag responses?

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 04:10 PM (Enq6K)

39 26 Harf a loaf...

Harf-wit

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2017 04:10 PM (ul9CR)

40 Oh good Lord, what is wrong with them. She won't last long. She's an idiot.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 23, 2017 04:10 PM (9U1OG)

41 Well good for Fox News. They saw a troubled woman who's only future was milf lesbian porn and gave her a legit job. Thats noble.

Posted by: Puddleglum, #NotMySuperBowl at January 23, 2017 04:10 PM (jA/+t)

42 I've never had dippin' dots, but kids seem to love em. They are big at minor league ballgames etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 04:10 PM (39g3+)

43 I always thought Psaki had the better psweater pals.

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 04:10 PM (7HtZB)

44 Marie Harf, Bob Beckel, Juan Williams, Shep Smith, and Geraldo crowd onto an elevator.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 04:10 PM (PY9jH)

45 I can see her in a Swiss milk-maid outfit with thick braids

Posted by: Toad-O at January 23, 2017 04:10 PM (cct0t)

46 The Dim Bulbs Hour starring - Geraldo, Juan Williams and Marie Harf

Meggy Mac wants in...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2017 04:10 PM (ul9CR)

47 They should put her on with Carlson and then just rename Carlson's show:

Blush Hour.

Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 04:10 PM (xVRrG)

48 Look it was Fox News or pole dancing, its good to see her try to better herself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 04:11 PM (39g3+)

49 What's she going to do....hold up hashtag responses?
Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 04:10 PM


Give her a button with a bird call. Call her Harf-O Marx.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 23, 2017 04:11 PM (3sOO0)

50 Since my just willowed comment is completely on topic...

Marie Harf? The nittwit that was yanked from her SD spokesperson role cuz she was so clueless?

I dunno, Fox, but it seems to me she'd be a better fit at CNN or better yet Al-Jazeera.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2017 04:06 PM (xpfRn)

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2017 04:11 PM (xpfRn)

51 Oh good Lord, what is wrong with them. She won't last long. She's an idiot.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 23, 2017 04:10 PM (9U1OG)



Geraldo has been there a while and he's got a lot less going for him than she does. And by going for her I mean her tracks of land

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2017 04:11 PM (OE2ur)

52 Why did Beckel get hired back, anyway?

And am I right in remembering he was fired because of a prostitute?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 23, 2017 04:11 PM (u0s1P)

53 43 I always thought Psaki had the better psweater pals.

She psertainly does.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2017 04:11 PM (ul9CR)

54 So this Harf person was a Deputy Spokesperson for the Undersecretary to the Second Assistant Secretary on National Security and Political Analysis.

So, given the performance of the State Department under Obama, what National Security and Political Analysis did this Harf person speak successfully for?

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 23, 2017 04:11 PM (rG+5O)

55 46 The Dim Bulbs Hour starring - Geraldo, Juan Williams and Marie Harf

Meggy Mac wants in...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2017 04:10 PM (ul9CR)

Welcome back to "Celebrity Jeopardy"

Posted by: Alex Trebeck at January 23, 2017 04:11 PM (7HtZB)

56 Marie has a nice rack, she's got that going for her.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 23, 2017 04:11 PM (djWTI)

57 Give her a button with a bird call. Call her Harf-O Marx.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 23, 2017 04:11 PM (3sOO0)

Groan!

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 04:12 PM (Enq6K)

58 Put Shep, Gerardo, Juan Williams and Harf in a room together and their combined IQ would not reach triple digits.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 23, 2017 04:12 PM (ZM2xo)

59 Sorry Marie. We're all full up on Lame-o's.

Posted by: CNN at January 23, 2017 04:12 PM (HgMAr)

60 They can put her on with Juan Williams. Just because that would be funny to see.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2017 04:12 PM (VndSC)

61 Why did Beckel get hired back, anyway?



And am I right in remembering he was fired because of a prostitute?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 23, 2017 04:11 PM (u0s1P)


I thought he was fired for losing his hot temper once too often, and swearing on air?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 04:12 PM (PY9jH)

62 Tucker Carlson can do Theater of the Stupid segments with her two or three nights a week.

It would be uhhhmazing.



What will we do tonight, Tucker? The same thing we do every night, Harf. Try to see how long until you cry.

They're Tucker and the Harf

Yes, Tucker and the Harf.

One is a genius.

The other's got Cs.

They're reporters on Fox.

Their drinks have been spiked.

They're reporters.

They're Tucker and the Harf, Harf, Harf, Harf, Harf, Harf, Harf, Harf, Harf.


Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 23, 2017 04:12 PM (mf5HN)

63 19 Oh yeah, this is sooper-genius that said the root of Muslim terrorism is a lack of job opportunities.
__________________

I remember that.

That should be the premier bit on the Theater of the Stupid segments. Tucker could show her statement, then show how many jihadis with jobs have blown up/shot up innocents in the name of their crazy-as-fuck religion. Not to mention all the multi-millionaires and billionaires who are financing the jihadis . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 23, 2017 04:12 PM (riF5p)

64 Box of rocks?

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 23, 2017 04:12 PM (07VtA)

65 Razorfist, my favorite new commentator (new to me this year) hits it out of the park talking about the future wall.

https://youtu.be/UOOBlcOIcLs

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 23, 2017 04:12 PM (VdICR)

66 Easy folks ... lets see where this little story takes us. Specifically ... after the Fox Execs give her a make-over.

It's only fair.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2017 04:13 PM (9uYWN)

67 44
Marie Harf, Bob Beckel, Juan Williams, Shep Smith, and Geraldo crowd onto an elevator.....


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 04:10 PM (PY9jH)

Shep rubs Geraldo's back, Juan fires on Harf and Beckel farts.

Posted by: Pat at January 23, 2017 04:13 PM (SGa2t)

68 Why did Beckel get hired back, anyway?
And am I right in remembering he was fired because of a prostitute?
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 23, 2017 04:11 PM
*****
No, I think that was an old scandal. I think he showed up to The Five repeatedly drunk off his ass

Posted by: L, Elle at January 23, 2017 04:13 PM (Rsi2C)

69 I always thought harf is the sound a cat makes when it harfs up a furball.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2017 04:13 PM (VndSC)

70 Sweaty, red sex-face females need representation in the media too.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 23, 2017 04:05 PM (Rsi2C)

She's Juan Williams with tits, so maybe that explains it.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 23, 2017 04:13 PM (djWTI)

71 I thought he was fired for losing his hot temper once too often, and swearing on air?

That's probably it, actually. My memory has a vivid imagination. I guess I could try to research it myself.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 23, 2017 04:14 PM (u0s1P)

72 So this Harf person was a Deputy Spokesperson for the Undersecretary to the Second Assistant Secretary on National Security and Political Analysis.
...............

That's one hell of a harrumph.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2017 04:14 PM (HgMAr)

73 Why did Beckel get hired back, anyway?

Title XI employment standards require 12% of all on-screen positions must to go to fat alcoholic stupid people.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 23, 2017 04:14 PM (8ZskC)

74 No, I think that was an old scandal. I think he showed up to The Five repeatedly drunk off his ass

Posted by: L, Elle at January 23, 2017 04:13 PM (Rsi2C)

So CNN hired him away?

Posted by: Pat at January 23, 2017 04:14 PM (SGa2t)

75 Marie will be an integral part of our new panel show "The Idiots". Look for it soon, 2AM Eastern and Pacific.

Posted by: The Suits at Fox at January 23, 2017 04:14 PM (qJhUV)

76 She's Juan Williams with tits, so maybe that explains it.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 23, 2017 04:13 PM (djWTI)

------

Im not getting rid of THAT visual anytime soon.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2017 04:14 PM (8XRCm)

77 Title XI employment standards require 12% of all on-screen positions must to go to fat alcoholic stupid people.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 23, 2017 04:14 PM (8ZskC)

Don't for get the "suspender rule"

Posted by: Pat at January 23, 2017 04:15 PM (SGa2t)

78 Maybe she puts out, that can't hurt when it comes to hiring time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 23, 2017 04:15 PM (0wojp)

79 My dog is a better, more convincing liar than Harf.

And I don't even own a dog.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2017 04:15 PM (xpfRn)

80 My Skyrim-fanfic chacacter harfs up hair-balls. Any indication what I think of her?

Posted by: Empire1 at January 23, 2017 04:15 PM (r2/3c)

81 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE 'HALFWIT'!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 23, 2017 04:15 PM (lJXY3)

82
In order to properly evaluate this hiring move by Fox News, we really need some photos of Harf's sweater mischief.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2017 04:15 PM (XWkhW)

83 She's Juan Williams with tits, so maybe that explains it.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 23, 2017 04:13 PM (djWTI)
.......

But without the tan.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2017 04:16 PM (HgMAr)

84 If only Roger Ailes had hung on for a few more months.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 23, 2017 04:16 PM (8ZskC)

85 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE 'HALFWIT'!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 23, 2017 04:15 PM (lJXY3)

----

well.....so did your play calling yesterday

Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2017 04:16 PM (8XRCm)

86 Well good for Fox News. They saw a troubled woman who's only future was milf lesbian porn and gave her a legit job. Thats noble.
Posted by: Puddleglum, #NotMySuperBowl at January 23, 2017 04:10 PM (jA/+t)



No. No, it's not.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 23, 2017 04:16 PM (mf5HN)

87 Heh. If Harf or Psaki showed up looking for work, I'd tell them what the Collector told Max when he tried to get into Bartertown:

'Sorry, the brothels are full. Next!'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 23, 2017 04:16 PM (dj7aK)

88 But wasn't she the one nice knockers?

So what the fuck are you all complaining about?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 04:16 PM (sRFAL)

89 From last thread:

Fox News has hired ex-Obama State Department spox Marie Harf as a contributor.


Good grief. Why?



Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 03:49 PM (PY9jH)


The potted plants needed company.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 23, 2017 04:16 PM (hLRSq)

90 Beckel got ordered back to rehab by FNC, I thought.

Beckel reminds me of this big boss I had years ago. Guy was a chronic alchoholic. And I mean chronic. Seriously ill.

Every year or two we'd all get an e-mail that "Dave will be unavailable for the next 60 days" and we all knew what that meant.

They finally had to let him go when he was caught asleep behind the wheel of his car at 3 am in a crack and whore-infested area. Dumb shit made the one mistake you never make and left his keys in the ignition, so they were able to charge him with 3 times the legal BAC. It made the papers and the corporation couldn't keep it out of the papers for once.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2017 04:16 PM (ul9CR)

91 My Skyrim-fanfic chacacter harfs up hair-balls. Any indication what I think of her?

Kajiit did not do this crime, Khajiit is innocent

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 04:17 PM (39g3+)

92 So ... Marie has great tits. No doubt. But the glasses suck - and they're going to have to change-up her hair.

She might look better as a brunette.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2017 04:17 PM (9uYWN)

93 Shit, how do you get rid of head lice. GD Kerry.



http://tinyurl.com/hoqpvyr

Posted by: Marie Harf at January 23, 2017 04:17 PM (SGa2t)

94 Incandescently dumb. LOL. Well said

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2017 04:17 PM (tOcW/)

95 86
No. No, it's not.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 23, 2017 04:16 PM (mf5HN)

====================

So is that how you roll, AtC?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 04:17 PM (b0iGi)

96 Becker dropped an f-bomb on the air on Hannity and didn't even realize he had done it.

Posted by: Toad-O at January 23, 2017 04:17 PM (cct0t)

97 Harf! Harf! Harf! Harf!

*hic*

*sharts*

Posted by: Hillary! at January 23, 2017 04:17 PM (pbkWd)

98 The Hildabeast never got the pardon, right?

Posted by: Paladin at January 23, 2017 04:17 PM (lP8dE)

99 She is attractive but would need a serious make over to keep up with the other ladies at Fox...

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 04:18 PM (a0IVu)

100 My guess is Tucker Carlson's bowties are brighter than Harf.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2017 04:18 PM (voOPb)

101 The Hildabeast never got the pardon, right?


Twistin' in the wind, she be.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 23, 2017 04:18 PM (8ZskC)

102 Does this outfit make me look ghey?



http://tinyurl.com/hy9kw7y

Posted by: Marie Harf at January 23, 2017 04:18 PM (SGa2t)

103
So ... Marie has great tits. No doubt. But the glasses suck - and they're going to have to change-up her hair.



She might look better as a brunette.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2017 04:17 PM (9uYWN)


Fox has the best hair and makeup people in cable. They even manage to make Julie Pace (AP liar) look attractive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 04:18 PM (PY9jH)

104 No, I think that was an old scandal. I think he showed up to The Five repeatedly drunk off his ass

A little Binging suggested "health issues" as the official reason and some prostitute business pre-dating his hire.

There, that was more reporting than actual employed reporters. It was exhausting.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 23, 2017 04:18 PM (u0s1P)

105 She is attractive but would need a serious make over to keep up with the other ladies at Fox...
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 04:18 PM (a0IVu)

-----

mmmmmmm....... Shannon Bream.....mmmmmmm

Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2017 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

106 Oh, look! I have a new best friend! Next to Jasper, of course...

Posted by: Dana Perino at January 23, 2017 04:19 PM (qJhUV)

107 Marie Harf, man!

Marie Harf, man!

Posted by: Moran Moran at January 23, 2017 04:19 PM (VFhMt)

108 Some of you morons have really low standards when it comes to females.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 23, 2017 04:19 PM (7ZVPa)

109 >>>>No. No, it's not.<<<<

Heh.

I left this for you the other day;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHO4j32IF-Q

SFW I hope you enjoy.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 23, 2017 04:19 PM (x3uSY)

110 Reminds me a lot of Gillian from "Workaholics."

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 04:19 PM (7HtZB)

111 A little Binging suggested "health issues" as the official reason and some prostitute business pre-dating his hire.

Sad, but the prostitute could not be revived.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 23, 2017 04:19 PM (8ZskC)

112 That bitch! Fox was going to hire me after beating up on Barron!

Posted by: Katie Rich at January 23, 2017 04:20 PM (0HoCS)

113 @78 Maybe she puts out...

I think the old National Lampoon line for this situation was,
"Does the back door open?"

There has to be a Dana Perino joke in here somewhere. Or at least Jasper.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2017 04:20 PM (H5rtT)

114 So is that how you roll, AtC?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 04:17 PM (b0iGi)



*blinks*

Dude, that I'm a dead on 3 on the Kinsey scale is not a secret.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 23, 2017 04:20 PM (mf5HN)

115 My twin brother.



http://tinyurl.com/gte54zy

Posted by: Marie Harf at January 23, 2017 04:20 PM (SGa2t)

116 From over on Breitbart: The Texas judge presiding over the Obama Administration's executive amnesty case has issued an order saying that the unethical behavior from the federal government's attorneys has been "nothing short of stunning."

This is the case about Obama's so-called executive orders on amnesty that went to SCOTUS teed up for an important and scathing 5-4 scathing opinion written by Scalia, but instead wound up 4-4 with no opinion. Had it eventually gone the other way with a Hillary SCOTUS appointee it would have marked an even further erosion of Congressional power.

With the TX federal judge eviscerating the DOJ for lying to him, expect Trump's own EO overturning DACA and DAPA to issue any day now.

Wonder if MSM will cover this.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 04:20 PM (SIY7D)

117 Fox has the best hair and makeup people in cable.

No doubt ... and Marie has potential. I think she's one of that growing group of women that WANT to look less than their best.

I wanna' see how this turns out.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2017 04:20 PM (9uYWN)

118 Julie Pace looks a bit like a sheep. Her eyes are so far apart.

Posted by: Toad-O at January 23, 2017 04:20 PM (cct0t)

119 Weren't they trying to phase out incandescents?

Posted by: Moran Moran at January 23, 2017 04:20 PM (VFhMt)

120

DAmn, Dippin Dots are Real!

I can't tell anymore when you guys are Joshin' and when you are Earnest.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 23, 2017 04:20 PM (rG+5O)

121 Contemplate this -- Harf is in and Stacey Dash is out.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2017 04:20 PM (xpfRn)

122 She is attractive but would need a serious make over to keep up with the other ladies at Fox...
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 04:18 PM (a0IVu)

Somebody has to go for coffee after all?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 04:20 PM (sRFAL)

123 And now Sec Kerry would like to say a word.



http://tinyurl.com/gusxj5l

Posted by: Marie Harf at January 23, 2017 04:21 PM (SGa2t)

124 114
*blinks*

Dude, that I'm a dead on 3 on the Kinsey scale is not a secret.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 23, 2017 04:20 PM (mf5HN)

====================

I thought you wanted to lock up crazies!

Actually...no I didn't know. I've missed some conversations, obviously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 04:22 PM (b0iGi)

125 81 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE 'HALFWIT'!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 23, 2017 04:15 PM (lJXY3)

Tell your coach a defense didn't work that past many times is probably not going to work the next time.

Also, halftime adjustments are a thing.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 23, 2017 04:22 PM (WuRdh)

126 I think it would have been real interesting to have been a fly on the wall during her interviews for the job.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2017 04:22 PM (0tfLf)

127 There, that was more reporting than actual employed reporters. It was exhausting.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 23, 2017 04:18 PM
******
Give this man a press pass, STAT!!

Posted by: L, Elle at January 23, 2017 04:22 PM (Rsi2C)

128 Marie Harf. Confirmed Masochist.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 04:22 PM (XNdCd)

129 I don't watch Fox anyway so I don't care.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 23, 2017 04:22 PM (Om16U)

130 Kajiit did not do this crime, Khajiit is innocent

Respectfully, La'Nashi finds it not a crime, as other terms would be less respectful to a necessary function after one grooms oneself.

Posted by: Empire1 at January 23, 2017 04:23 PM (r2/3c)

131 I think it would have been real interesting to have been a fly on the wall during her interviews for the job.


It's already up on Pornhub.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 23, 2017 04:23 PM (8ZskC)

132 Some of you morons have really low standards when it comes to females.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 23, 2017 04:19 PM (7ZVPa)


No shit man...no shit.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2017 04:23 PM (aMlLZ)

133 The prostitute thing....didn't Beckel pay her with a check? I seem to remember something like that.

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 04:23 PM (Enq6K)

134 Marie Harf. Confirmed Masochist.
=================
Of course she is, she worked for Obama.

Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 04:23 PM (xVRrG)

135 Marie Harf. Confirmed Rented Mule.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 04:23 PM (XNdCd)

136 Will Harf wear leather? Stay tuned....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2017 04:23 PM (ZO497)

137 Marie Harf. Conservative Whore.

Okay, I'd be fine with just the last part of that.

As long as she can pole-dance.

I tip well.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2017 04:24 PM (TppKb)

138 Aw. I read the post, followed the link, but didn't see any titties. I feel like I've been gypped!

Posted by: Fritz at January 23, 2017 04:24 PM (FmNHR)

139 Miss me yet?

Manolo! Another margarita!!

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at January 23, 2017 04:24 PM (qJhUV)

140 Also, I saw Incandescently and thought the dumb-as-a-rock lightbulb ban was finally gone.

If the Trump WH is reading this, can you get on that please?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 23, 2017 04:24 PM (WuRdh)

141 If only Chris Farley was still alive to play her...of and if only SNL was still into making comedy....

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2017 04:24 PM (X7E8f)

142 Some of you morons have really low standards when it comes to females.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada


We all know Democrats Girls are Easy.

Posted by: Paladin at January 23, 2017 04:24 PM (lP8dE)

143 Over/Under on the Smart Girl Glasses being retired?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2017 04:24 PM (ZO497)

144 128
Marie Harf. Confirmed Masochist.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 04:22 PM (XNdCd


Dick Morris likes my feet.

Posted by: Marie Harf at January 23, 2017 04:24 PM (SGa2t)

145 Marie Harf. Confirmed Pinata.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 04:25 PM (XNdCd)

146 The prostitute thing....didn't Beckel pay her with a check? I seem to remember something like that.


Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 04:23 PM (Enq6K)


Wasn't that Jerry Springer who paid a hooker with a check?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 04:25 PM (PY9jH)

147 >>She is attractive but would need a serious make over to keep up with the other ladies at Fox...


Don't think the wardrobe or make-up people can fix stupid and progressive.
Maybe they'll just put her in 6" stripper heels to distract from what's coming out of her mouth.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2017 04:25 PM (NOIQH)

148 I don't get it, she was annoying enought when she was the Barak puppet.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 04:25 PM (0AwCy)

149
So, that's like Harf and Garth.

Next new Ice cream flavor, candy, creme soda, lunch entrée

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 23, 2017 04:25 PM (rG+5O)

150 142
We all know Democrats Girls are Easy.
Posted by: Paladin at January 23, 2017 04:24 PM (lP8dE)

======================

Just gotta whisper 2 things:

97% consensus on climate change

and

Patriarchy/male privilege

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 04:26 PM (b0iGi)

151 Over/Under on the Smart Girl Glasses being retired?
=====================
Then all she'd have is sweater puppies and puffy red sex face. . . which is probably enough for what Fox wants her to do. Nevermind.

Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 04:26 PM (xVRrG)

152 Wasn't that Jerry Springer who paid a hooker with a check?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 04:25 PM (PY9jH)

Could be both.

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 04:26 PM (Enq6K)

153 147, Maybe they'll just put her in 6" stripper heels to distract from what's coming out of her mouth.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2017 04:25 PM (NOIQH)
Yup; show enough tits and ass and no viewing male audience would care I reckon.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 04:26 PM (a0IVu)

154 Marie Harf. Confirmed Step Child with Red Hair.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 04:27 PM (XNdCd)

155 Wait - wasn't Harf part of Obama's Iran Deal team, the one that Ben Rhodes bragged of totes using the stupid media to push lies about?


Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2017 04:27 PM (NOIQH)

156 I got willowed in the dead thread:

We
WE
We
Weee

Can't

Can't...Can't...
Make Art
Art

Without Tax
Tax
Tax

Money.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 23, 2017 03:52 PM (xeeHA)

I am an artist. I paint every day. I believe in ART, I just don't believe in GOVERNMENT FUNDED ART while homeless veterans die every day so some no talent HACK can squat in a Tribeca loft and throw paint and feces at a canvas.


Whew, that felt goooood, I think I need a cigarette and I have never had one.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 23, 2017 04:27 PM (kXoT0)

157 This is an excellent hire. Ms. Harf will provide expert analysis and offer a counterpoint to the extremists who are taking over Fox.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 23, 2017 04:27 PM (ismre)

158 How many liberals does Fox need to hire to meet their diversity requirement?

She's dumb as a post. I don't understand this one at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 04:27 PM (/tuJf)

159 Here I am without glasses.


http://tinyurl.com/z8hq7te

Posted by: Marie Harf at January 23, 2017 04:28 PM (SGa2t)

160 We all know Democrats Girls are Easy.


Posted by: Paladin

Most are like a Hillary bedsore. Ugly as hell, but easy to lance.
IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2017 04:28 PM (8ikIW)

161 But I don't want to hear her petulant voice.

Posted by: m at January 23, 2017 04:28 PM (3jGss)

162 I'm just tired of the failing up and revolving door of idiocy Harf represents.

Posted by: no good deed at January 23, 2017 04:28 PM (hJamr)

163 Did they get her for minimum wage? Maybe thats the answer.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 04:28 PM (0AwCy)

164 And no, she is not good looking.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 04:28 PM (/tuJf)

165 What sort of idiot pays a hooker?

Posted by: marv albert in white panties and garters at January 23, 2017 04:28 PM (lJXY3)

166 Here I am without glasses.


http://tinyurl.com/z8hq7te
----------------
don't click on that I'm sure its Helen Thomas.

Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 04:29 PM (xVRrG)

167 She's certainly no Kat Timpf.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 23, 2017 04:29 PM (EcjMd)

168 I think she's one of that growing group of women that WANT to look less than their best.

ScoggDog, there's actually a reason for that. (See also: Michelle Obama for a related syndrome.) Most women are not pretty / beautiful and also are not ugly. So there is a range of attractiveness. However, you can't usually break through that range. If you're on the high end of almost-pretty, you're actually in a really tough spot, because if /fill in the blank/ were just a leeeeeettle bit different, you could truly be stunning. But you aren't. And the more effort you put into looking good, the more you realize that you are almost-but-never-will-be.

So, then you go for the no-makeup, greasy hair look because you're Smart and Professional and don't have time to mess with looking good, and you give the vague impression that you could be stunning if you put out some work (as opposed to putting out the work and falling short).

This is also why a lot of feminists / hipsters gain a lot of weight and dye their hair weird colors. Complete abandonment of traditional beauty standards is a fear response.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 23, 2017 04:29 PM (QAOZh)

169 **rimshot**

Posted by: Paladin at January 23, 2017 04:29 PM (lP8dE)

170 166 Here I am without glasses.


http://tinyurl.com/z8hq7te
----------------
don't click on that I'm sure its Helen Thomas.
Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 04:29 PM (xVRrG)

====================

It's Harf.

She's alright.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 04:29 PM (b0iGi)

171 >>Here I am without glasses.


Eh, keep 'em on.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2017 04:30 PM (NOIQH)

172 Fox would be wise to have her cut her teeth on Red Eye. Every new Fox employee should be forced to go on Red Eye for a few episodes. Because legs and Rite of Passage.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 04:30 PM (XNdCd)

173 So ... Marie ... But ... they're going to have to change-up her hair.

She might look better as a brunette.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2017 04:17 PM


First Trump changes the drapes in the Oval Office, and then Marie changes hers.

Is there nothing Trump can't initiate? MAGA!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2017 04:30 PM (DMUuz)

174 No talent? NO TALENT???!!!

Posted by: The Guy In a Loft In Tribeca Who's Throwing Feces at a Canvas at January 23, 2017 04:30 PM (8ZskC)

175 **rimshot**
------
That's what she said!

Posted by: marv albert in white panties and garters at January 23, 2017 04:30 PM (lJXY3)

176 Holy shit, Patrick Leahy is speaking now in the Senate. He's slurring his speech..bigly: Drunk or stroke?

Wow.

Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2017 04:30 PM (hdpay)

177 Stacey Dash died?

Posted by: moronhorde minion at January 23, 2017 04:30 PM (hKDRi)

178 Can't...Can't...

Make Art

Art



Without Tax
***
Now I would have approached that differently from Trump...

How does head of the National Endowments for the Humanities: ShoeOnHead sound?

The arts could be....Vox Day?

And CPB....Dennis Prager?

We'd have the left begging to defund them within 6 months

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2017 04:30 PM (X7E8f)

179 Marie Harf is kind of cute, but I am just not up for a woman I have to water twice a day.

Posted by: Trumpasaurus Rex at January 23, 2017 04:30 PM (0x/TW)

180 She's there to make Juan look smarter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 04:31 PM (oVJmc)

181 Did they get her for minimum wage? Maybe thats the answer.

Posted by: Skip

---

They fired George Will and hired her. Sounds like they got an equivalent for less money.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 23, 2017 04:31 PM (7ZVPa)

182 First Trump changes the drapes in the Oval Office, and then Marie changes hers.

And don't forget that Reagan-era rug.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 23, 2017 04:31 PM (4bKiB)

183

and she's got the look

genius

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 04:31 PM (nQgx9)

184
It's Harf.

She's alright.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

---------------
You are a brave man. Lotta folks lost their eyesight to Helen Thomas links.

Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 04:32 PM (xVRrG)

185 Gasses On!

Posted by: Gob Bluth at January 23, 2017 04:32 PM (m9RuU)

186 Even at my age, I would melt were I put in the presence of certain Fox Babes -- I'm looking at you Ainsley! An on-air meet and greet hug -- I'd keel over.

Marie Harf. Not so much. I'd be afraid my friends would see her with me.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 04:32 PM (SIY7D)

187 I'm not saying she's not pretty, just she is not watchable as I will always associate her with trying to talk herself out of a box

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 04:32 PM (0AwCy)

188 Here I am without glasses.


http://tinyurl.com/z8hq7te
----------------
don't click on that I'm sure its Helen Thomas.

Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 04:29 PM (xVRrG)


No, but more like a younger *gag* Elizabeth warren.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2017 04:32 PM (aMlLZ)

189
Harf was a spokesperson, not an analyst, which means she memorizes talking points and the arguments that support the conclusions. She doesn't do the analysis.

So who is it on Fox that will tell her what to say?

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 23, 2017 04:33 PM (rG+5O)

190 I have a feeling Marie Harf will be exclusive to Bret Baier's 6pm panel. She may be dumb but surely she and her agent are not that dumb.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 04:33 PM (XNdCd)

191 184 You are a brave man. Lotta folks lost their eyesight to Helen Thomas links.
Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 04:32 PM (xVRrG)

====================

Once more unto the breach, dear friends.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 04:33 PM (b0iGi)

192 They fired George Will and hired her. Sounds like they got an equivalent for less money.
___
Um, baseball is that boring old sport where like people spit a lot, right?

Posted by: Marie Harf stepping into Will's old role at January 23, 2017 04:33 PM (X7E8f)

193 ]Dick Morris likes my feet.
Posted by: Marie Harf at January 23, 2017 04:24 PM


Cut. Jib. Instagram?

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at January 23, 2017 04:33 PM (DMUuz)

194 unless I'm missing something, or maybe my standards have raised, but there is a reason Harf rhymes with Barf.

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 23, 2017 04:33 PM (/CIN4)

195 But where is Jen Psaki going? Fox should have hired them both and put them on together.

Posted by: JPS at January 23, 2017 04:33 PM (tfaP1)

196 So...


The Five and a Harf?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 04:33 PM (oVJmc)

197 Wasn't that Jerry Springer who paid a hooker with a check?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 04:25 PM (PY9jH)


Jerry Springer paid a hooker with a check while he was mayor of Cincinnati.

IIRC, the check bounced.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 23, 2017 04:33 PM (mf5HN)

198 pfft
just more evidence of Fox turning Leftwards.

they got accused of being pro Trump while Fox execs dont understand Trump at all, so theyre going liberal.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 23, 2017 04:33 PM (gBCPl)

199 176
Holy shit, Patrick Leahy is speaking now in the Senate. He's slurring his speech..bigly: Drunk or stroke?



Wow.

Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2017 04:30 PM (hdpay)

Praying for a stroke

Posted by: Pat at January 23, 2017 04:34 PM (SGa2t)

200
Marie Harff is dumber than setting off a bottle rocket in your butt crack. She's dumber than wrestling a porcupine. She's dumber than Joe Biden on a three day paste binge.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 04:08 PM (39g3+)


You lost me at Joe Biden and a paste binge

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2017 04:34 PM (lKyWE)

201 I remember reading that Harf and Psaki were favorite laughing stocks on Russian TV.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2017 04:34 PM (r/0kC)

202 Even at my age, I would melt were I put in the presence of certain Fox Babes -- I'm looking at you Ainsley! An on-air meet and greet hug -- I'd keel over.

Marie Harf. Not so much. I'd be afraid my friends would see her with me.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 04:32 PM (SIY7D)


Ainsley..yeah...hell yeah. If that don't get things stirring in the pants your dick is truly dead.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2017 04:34 PM (aMlLZ)

203 I really don't get this. I just don't.

When did news go from Walter Conkite and NEWS to beach blonde, big chested, librarian glasses, half-wit doing the "NEWS"?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2017 04:34 PM (pUDQf)

204 Jerry Springer paid a hooker with a check while he was mayor of Cincinnati.

So did Bob Beckel.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 04:35 PM (oVJmc)

205 Stacey Dash died? Nope, she did not get her contract renewed at Fox. Cuz they needed to hire Harf? Dumb move.

Posted by: Paladin at January 23, 2017 04:35 PM (lP8dE)

206
Jerry Springer paid a hooker with a check while he was mayor of Cincinnati.



IIRC, the check bounced.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 23, 2017 04:33 PM (mf5HN)



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 04:35 PM (PY9jH)

207 Holy shit, Patrick Leahy is speaking now in the Senate. He's slurring his speech..bigly: Drunk or stroke?
***
I still remember Kerry giving a campaign speech in 2004 drunk off his ass.

The media talking head said something like "Obviously Sen Kerry is tired after a long day of campaigning"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2017 04:35 PM (X7E8f)

208 Between Harf and Psaki there might be two halfs of a brain.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 04:35 PM (0AwCy)

209 Bob Beckel was mayor of Cincinnati?

Posted by: moronhorde minion at January 23, 2017 04:35 PM (hKDRi)

210 I'm sure by this time next year we'll all be saying, "Wow, we're we wrong about Marie Harf. Her insights into the inner workings of government are invaluable!"
Sure we will!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 23, 2017 04:35 PM (qJhUV)

211 Jerry Springer paid a hooker with a check while he was mayor of Cincinnati.

IIRC, the check bounced.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me

he should have swiped his MasterCard

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 23, 2017 04:35 PM (/CIN4)

212 13 Sweaty, red sex-face females need representation in the media too.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 23, 2017 04:05 PM (Rsi2C)

Sex face? What did I miss?

Posted by: F.N.G. at January 23, 2017 04:35 PM (kiSdp)

213

Hu-ma! Hu-ma! HUMA!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 04:35 PM (nQgx9)

214 Well at least she is not going on to FBN - they did realize she is too dumb to comment on anything there.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 04:35 PM (a0IVu)

215 Jerry Springer paid a hooker with a check while he was mayor of Cincinnati.

So did Bob Beckel.
===========
Behold. The power of "and".

Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 04:35 PM (xVRrG)

216
When did news go from Walter Conkite and NEWS to beach blonde, big chested, librarian glasses, half-wit doing the "NEWS"?

+++

Waldo wasn't News

But anyway. Cable and 24 hour cycle

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 23, 2017 04:36 PM (gBCPl)

217 Hu-ma! Hu-ma! HUMA!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 04:35 PM (nQgx9)

I think she's still bedding down the Hillabeast, so ole Bill can go to Pedo Island

Posted by: Pat at January 23, 2017 04:36 PM (SGa2t)

218 No, I think that was an old scandal. I think he showed up to The Five repeatedly drunk off his ass


that is why I said when it was announced he was hired Booze sales went up significantly at Fox news

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 04:36 PM (y3aQB)

219 She's nice to look at. It's that simple.

Posted by: Eric Allie at January 23, 2017 04:36 PM (Sy6AY)

220 The Press is freaking out that the NY Post got the first question? LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 04:37 PM (sRFAL)

221 Beckel was on CNN for a time after Fox fired him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 04:37 PM (PY9jH)

222 At least it was a serious thing back then. Now, it's Jerry Springer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2017 04:37 PM (pUDQf)

223 And I told em´, the hell we´re gonna give her back her job at the till. She can´t even make change!

Posted by: Wall down at Hot Dog on a STICK! at January 23, 2017 04:37 PM (xiiES)

224 219 She's nice to look at. It's that simple.
Posted by: Eric Allie

So is Ashley Judd, but I wouldn't fuck either one with your dick and Ace pushing

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 23, 2017 04:37 PM (/CIN4)

225 My wife is drunk & all wee-wee'd up! Claims she was denied coronation. I'ma callin' 911 & leaving the house! Yer on your own Queenie!

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at January 23, 2017 04:38 PM (0HoCS)

226 Sex face? What did I miss?
Posted by: F.N.G. at January 23, 2017 04:35 PM (kiSdp)
*****
That's how Ace described Harf once in a post.
It stayed with me.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 23, 2017 04:38 PM (Rsi2C)

227 I picked up an inkpen from the parking lot at Lowe's and Mrs. E said 'You throw that thing in the trash!'. Made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. She sounded just like my Mama.

Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2017 04:38 PM (zLDYs)

228 Oh good lord
If Tucker gets her on the show it'd be like a SWAT team in a dog pound

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 23, 2017 04:38 PM (QFY2e)

229 Guess we'll never run out of people to mock.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2017 04:38 PM (HgMAr)

230



OT

Transgender Activists Upset Over 'White Cis Women March'

Women's march 'dangerous space' with 'oppressive message' that 'having a vagina is essential to womanhood'


Transgender activists are upset that the women's march over the weekend was not inclusive to biological men who identify as women, as the protest presented an "oppressive message" that having a "vagina is essential to womanhood."


hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 04:38 PM (nQgx9)

231 209
Bob Beckel was mayor of Cincinnati?

Posted by: moronhorde minion at January 23, 2017 04:35 PM (hKDRi)

Nope, but he once got laid there.

http://tinyurl.com/jveu58c

Posted by: Pat at January 23, 2017 04:38 PM (SGa2t)

232 Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2017 04:34 PM (pUDQf)
Haven't they always been reading the news like Ted Baxter?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2017 04:38 PM (8cEQL)

233 I love the picture at Drudge of President Trump seated at the Resolute desk and working.

Looks like they got TFG's heel marks off the desk.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 04:38 PM (PY9jH)

234 Ashley Puffymuff ? Pass.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2017 04:39 PM (PyxTe)

235 Anyone else notice that unlike other past Presidents, President Trump is putting in 12 hour day?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 04:39 PM (sRFAL)

236 Harf going to change it so the Leftist is in the leg chair on the 5?

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 04:39 PM (0AwCy)

237 "Harf" sounds like a college euphemism for, you know, what most college freshman do (or used to do) after winning a game of century club.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 23, 2017 04:39 PM (dZ756)

238 What's a good cleaning agent to remove dried on pudding? I was thinking bourbon. Asking for a friend

Posted by: Voter dude at January 23, 2017 04:40 PM (g8KEa)

239 >>Women's march 'dangerous space' with 'oppressive message' that 'having a vagina is essential to womanhood'


It certainly gives you couple legs up.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 04:40 PM (m9RuU)

240 >>Nope, but he once got laid there.

If that's the only qualification needed I should be anchoring ABC Nightly News.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 04:40 PM (/tuJf)

241 OK, the horde STARTED the Harry Reid, Pederast meme.



Your mission is to find a nick name for Chuckie, the Cheese, Shumer

Posted by: Pat at January 23, 2017 04:40 PM (SGa2t)

242 If Fox needed a fencepost, couldn't they have just gone to Home Depot?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2017 04:40 PM (xpfRn)

243 sometimes I wonder if transsexuals are alt right "black knight" trolls out to annoy feminists.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2017 04:40 PM (PyxTe)

244 They fired George Will and hired her.

Please tell me that's a joke. I know Will is not popular here, but I still enjoy hearing his opinions.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 04:40 PM (LAe3v)

245 Razorfist, my favorite new commentator (new to me this year) hits it out of the park talking about the future wall.

That was really, really good. Lots of NSFW language but incredible argument for immigration reform. His entire argument is based around how bad the current situation is for... Mexico. And he's dead on right

https://youtu.be/UOOBlcOIcLs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 04:40 PM (39g3+)

246 235
Anyone else notice that unlike other past Presidents, President Trump is putting in 12 hour day?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 04:39 PM (sRFAL)
And FLOTUS is back in NY right? More work time for him.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 04:40 PM (a0IVu)

247 235 Anyone else notice that unlike other past Presidents, President Trump is putting in 12 hour day?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 04:39 PM (sRFAL)

He hasn't gone on vacation yet.

Weird.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 04:41 PM (4ErVI)

248 235 Anyone else notice that unlike other past Presidents, President Trump is putting in 12 hour day?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

you mean the day at the WH starts before 10am?

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 23, 2017 04:41 PM (/CIN4)

249 Anyone else notice that unlike other past Presidents, President Trump is putting in 12 hour day?
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Trump is aware that he really only has a limited time to make change. Shorter than usual given the fact that both parties will be looking to impeach him before the year is up.

Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 04:41 PM (xVRrG)

250 Puffymuff

+++

What the Sorting Harf said

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 23, 2017 04:41 PM (gBCPl)

251 It's almost as if people in government and media are nothing more than actors and actresses reading from a script (narrative).

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 04:41 PM (XNdCd)

252 Your mission is to find a nick name for Chuckie, the Cheese, Shumer

Easy. Willard.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 04:41 PM (LAe3v)

253 Looks like it's going to be a party line vote for Tillerson.

Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2017 04:41 PM (hdpay)

254 "Transgender Activists Upset Over 'White Cis Women March'

Women's march 'dangerous space' with 'oppressive message' that 'having a vagina is essential to womanhood' "

Almost as good: Zuckerberg is being accused of "neocolonialism" by Hawaiians.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 23, 2017 04:42 PM (ZM2xo)

255 244 They fired George Will and hired her.

Please tell me that's a joke. I know Will is not popular here, but I still enjoy hearing his opinions.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 04:40 PM (LAe3v)

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It's true. They did not renew his contract.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 04:42 PM (b0iGi)

256 "You don't have to be, like, a politically-involved person to be, like, uber-aware of, like, the fact that, like, very basic humanitarian ideas are being so incredibly trampled on?"

Posted by: Kristen Stewart at January 23, 2017 04:42 PM (DMUuz)

257 Women's march 'dangerous space' with 'oppressive message' that 'having a vagina is essential to womanhood'

My favorite image from the rioting on Friday is a guy bent over holding his crotch and the caption; rubber bullets to the testes do not care what your made up BS gender is.

God help me that made me laugh so hard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+)

258 SNL writer suspended indefinitely for Barron Trump tweet

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 04:42 PM (y3aQB)

259 If Harf enters the sooperdooper hitech mid day news deck with Shep, will it create a sucking singularity of stupid wiping out the brains of all viewers?

Posted by: moronhorde minion at January 23, 2017 04:42 PM (hKDRi)

260 Harf in "The Friend Zone"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2017 04:42 PM (IqV8l)

261 Anyone else notice that unlike other past Presidents, President Trump is putting in 12 hour day?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 04:39 PM
*****
He is a self professed workaholic. He partially blames the failures of his first 2 marriages on his work habits. He was never around. His work comes before his marriage.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 23, 2017 04:42 PM (Rsi2C)

262 IIRC, Gery Springer paid a hooker with a check written from city (aka taxpayer) funds.

Posted by: Trumpasaurus Rex at January 23, 2017 04:42 PM (0x/TW)

263 254 "Transgender Activists Upset Over 'White Cis Women March'

Women's march 'dangerous space' with 'oppressive message' that 'having a vagina is essential to womanhood' "

Almost as good: Zuckerberg is being accused of "neocolonialism" by Hawaiians.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 23, 2017 04:42 PM (ZM2xo)

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Fight!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 04:42 PM (b0iGi)

264 "I still remember Kerry giving a campaign speech in 2004 drunk off his ass. The media talking head said something like 'Obviously Sen Kerry is tired after a long day of campaigning'"

In the UK, because of the tougher laws regarding defamation of a public figure, "tired and emotional" has become the recognized press euphemism for "three sheets to the wind".

Posted by: torquewrench at January 23, 2017 04:43 PM (noWW6)

265 What's a good cleaning agent to remove dried on pudding?

++

Chihuahua

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 23, 2017 04:43 PM (gBCPl)

266 well, it is fox. what did you expect? maddow is still under contract.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2017 04:43 PM (KP5rU)

267 The best Schumer put down of all time was what another democrat said about him:

"Most dangerous place to stand in the whole world is between Chuck Schumer and a microphone."

Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 04:43 PM (xVRrG)

268 Odds on who will be the first to proposition Ms. Harf for a little after-hours extracurricular activity? I'm thinking Geraldo, 3 will get you 2.

Posted by: Fritz at January 23, 2017 04:43 PM (FmNHR)

269 OT

Transgender Activists Upset Over 'White Cis Women March'

Women's march 'dangerous space' with 'oppressive message' that 'having a vagina is essential to womanhood'


Transgender activists are upset that the women's march over the weekend was not inclusive to biological men who identify as women, as the protest presented an "oppressive message" that having a "vagina is essential to womanhood."

hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 04:38 PM (nQgx9)


That would explain the sudden edit in my copy of the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy.

Earth: All fucked up.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2017 04:43 PM (aMlLZ)

270 249. Hell they started that before he was ever sworn in
He needs to load up the courts quick

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 23, 2017 04:43 PM (QFY2e)

271 All I can think of is...

Mortimer Snerd. And, yes, that's how old I am.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 23, 2017 04:44 PM (W2wn0)

272
SNL writer suspended indefinitely for Barron Trump tweet
Posted by: EVLINC!


So, she'll be back after vacation?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2017 04:44 PM (IqV8l)

273 Your mission is to find a nick name for Chuckie, the Cheese, Shumer

Trump did it for me: Head Clown.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 04:44 PM (oVJmc)

274 IIRC, Gery Springer paid a hooker with a check written from city (aka taxpayer) funds.
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no personal check.

Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 04:44 PM (xVRrG)

275 Anyone else notice that unlike other past Presidents, President Trump is putting in 12 hour day?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 04:39 PM (sRFAL)


Gah, I can't remember the source but there are stories that back in the Ivanka days, he and Ivanka would show up at say 9 or 10 p.m. at the hot club, stay just long enough to get their picture taken, and then head back into the office for another few hours of work.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 23, 2017 04:44 PM (mf5HN)

276 253 Party line works for me and Harry Reid

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 04:44 PM (0AwCy)

277 But Spicer is whiny, you guys~!

US sent $221 million to Palestinians in Obama's last hours

WASHINGTON (AP) - Officials say the Obama administration in its waning hours defied Republican opposition and quietly released $221 million to the Palestinian Authority that GOP members of Congress had been blocking.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 23, 2017 04:45 PM (DNPz2)

278 235
Anyone else notice that unlike other past Presidents, President Trump is putting in 12 hour day?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 04:39 PM (sRFAL)

He's not trying to improve his bowling game like Obama did everyday.
http://tinyurl.com/jveu58c

Posted by: Pat at January 23, 2017 04:45 PM (SGa2t)

279 " IIRC, Gery Springer paid a hooker with a check written from city (aka taxpayer) funds."

Polling his constituency. Perfectly appropriate.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 04:45 PM (SIY7D)

280 Still not tired of winning.

Please sir, may I have another?

Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2017 04:45 PM (Z56vq)

281 A nickname for Schumer?

I've always liked Levin's coined 'Schmucky.'

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 23, 2017 04:45 PM (WuRdh)

282 Chuck Schumer looks like a guy who'd show up to a little kid's birthday party dressed like a scary clown.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 04:45 PM (PY9jH)

283 Dude, that I'm a dead on 3 on the Kinsey scale is not a secret. Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 23, 2017 04:20 PM (mf5HN)

Oh ... uh oh it's back again.

Wait, this isn't my schadenboner, it's uh what do you call it, the regular one.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 23, 2017 04:45 PM (VdICR)

284 Evidently Barron Trump-bashing SNL writer has been suspended "indefinitely," or so goes twitter rumor.

Again, I don't care if you are offensive or shocking or a jerk. I don't care whose sacred cow you gore or how mean you when you make a joke are IF YOU ARE FUNNY.

She's not funny. Suspend her for being incompetent at her job.

Anyone else notice that unlike other past Presidents, President Trump is putting in 12 hour day?

Are we sure its just 12 hours? The man's a maniac. I get tired just reading his schedule.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 04:45 PM (39g3+)

285
All I can think of is...

Mortimer Snerd. And, yes, that's how old I am.
Posted by: antisocialist


You are practicing McCarthy tactics!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2017 04:45 PM (IqV8l)

286 267 The best Schumer put down of all time was what another democrat said about him:

"Most dangerous place to stand in the whole world is between Chuck Schumer and a microphone."
Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 04:43 PM (xVRrG)

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So, we were all worried that Schumer would be just another Reid.

Is it possible that he's going to be a far less effective Reid?

Could Schumer taking the reigns of the Democratic Senate be a good thing for us overall?

His treatment of the Pompeo vote seems to have already turned the comity of the upper chamber sour.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 04:46 PM (b0iGi)

287 Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 04:42 PM (y3aQB)

I hope this is true. I am not one who generally likes getting people fired over shit, but going after a 10 year old is obscene. I am hoping she didn't know how young he was.

There's a Fox Sports writer who Tweeted something very similar, and I hope he gets the same treatment.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 23, 2017 04:46 PM (kqtMD)

288
Shorter than usual given the fact that both parties will be looking to impeach him before the year is up.
Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 04:41 PM (xVRrG)


Spinless republicans won't try to impeach him until after 2018

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2017 04:47 PM (lKyWE)

289 SNL writer suspended indefinitely for Barron Trump tweet
Posted by: EVLINC!
*******
Good. I hope Trump or Melania complained directly to SNL.
That tweet was so cruel and offensive.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 23, 2017 04:48 PM (Rsi2C)

290 Posted by: Paladin at January 23, 2017 04:35 PM (lP8dE)

Fox dropping Stacy Dash indicates both the idiocy and the leftward bent of Faux News, glad they don't get any of my money (anymore)!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2017 04:48 PM (9LSzT)

291 All she has to do is giggle and wiggle.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 23, 2017 04:48 PM (hLRSq)

292 Officials say the Obama administration in its waning hours defied Republican opposition and quietly released $221 million to the Palestinian Authority that GOP members of Congress had been blocking.
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Garnish it out of his pension.

Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 04:48 PM (xVRrG)

293 288 Spinless republicans won't try to impeach him until after 2018
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2017 04:47 PM (lKyWE)

==================

Republican leaders are about power, and cutting at Trump at all will diminish their chances at holding onto, and expanding, their power.

It will never happen unless there is some kind of controversy that sinks Trump. We haven't seen one of those yet, and he's had more scandals in the last 18 months than most classes of Senators see in their entire tenures.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 04:48 PM (b0iGi)

294
Anyone else notice that unlike other past Presidents, President Trump is putting in 12 hour day?


Trump's been running a huge business empire for decades.

It's not likee the political 'talk a little, sit a little, BS a lot' schedule.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 04:48 PM (oVJmc)

295 >>Is it possible that he's going to be a far less effective Reid?

Of course he will be, he's in the minority. The Minority Leader has a few nominal powers to delay things like hearings but at the end of the day he can't get much done if the majority holds together.

Get ready to hear liberals screaming the way our side did for years about the Dems in Congress not being able to stop Trump. It's a simple matter of numbers.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 04:48 PM (/tuJf)

296 So, we were all worried that Schumer would be just another Reid.

Is it possible that he's going to be a far less effective Reid?


Reid was a horrible Senator and a miserable, nasty little man but he was clearly smart or at least cunning in an evil and awful way. Schumer doesn't strike me as being anything but opportunistic and ambitious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 04:48 PM (39g3+)

297 285
All I can think of is...

Mortimer Snerd. And, yes, that's how old I am.
Posted by: antisocialist

You are practicing McCarthy tactics!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2017 04:45 PM (IqV8l)
...........
I see what you did there. Hee hee hee...

Posted by: antisocialist at January 23, 2017 04:48 PM (W2wn0)

298 "Could Schumer taking the reigns of the Democratic Senate be a good thing for us overall? His treatment of the Pompeo vote seems to have already turned the comity of the upper chamber sour."

The reason they're slow-rolling the Pompeo confirmation is to eke out a few more weeks of "high-ranking Langley intelligence sources say off the record that Trump is insane" sound bites, before Pompeo can actually get in there and start cleaning house.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 23, 2017 04:49 PM (noWW6)

299 I bet the ho' s in Springfield IL know better than to accept cheques printed on state stationary

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2017 04:49 PM (PyxTe)

300 That tweet was so cruel and offensive.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 23, 2017 04:48 PM (Rsi2C)


You are far too polite. That tweet was despicable!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2017 04:49 PM (9LSzT)

301 295 >>Is it possible that he's going to be a far less effective Reid?

Of course he will be, he's in the minority. The Minority Leader has a few nominal powers to delay things like hearings but at the end of the day he can't get much done if the majority holds together.

Get ready to hear liberals screaming the way our side did for years about the Dems in Congress not being able to stop Trump. It's a simple matter of numbers.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 04:48 PM (/tuJf)

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Reid made a Democratic minority much more powerful than any Republican minority, and arguably as powerful as a Republican majority.

Can Schumer recreate that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 04:49 PM (b0iGi)

302
How much gum do you think Trump found stuck under the Resolute desk?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2017 04:50 PM (lKyWE)

303 The lefties would be wise to leave Barron Trump alone - besides the obvious reasons that he is just a little kid, I suspect his mother will unleash all hell on whoever hurts her son.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 04:50 PM (a0IVu)

304 258
SNL writer suspended indefinitely for Barron Trump tweet

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 04:42 PM (y3aQB)

"suspended indefinitely" = "she'll be back when the broohaha dies down."

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 04:50 PM (Enq6K)

305 A "WORKING" President....What a novel idea?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 04:50 PM (sRFAL)

306 Transgender Activists Upset Over 'White Cis Women March'

Women's march 'dangerous space' with 'oppressive message' that 'having a vagina is essential to womanhood'


Transgender activists are upset that the women's march over the weekend was not inclusive to biological men who identify as women, as the protest presented an "oppressive message" that having a "vagina is essential to womanhood."

hehe
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 04:38 PM (nQgx9)




I love it. I'm hoping the left has a major civil war with itself. Like the commies in the Spanish Civil War started to fight each other right in the middle of fighting the Nationalists. Just keep going further off that deep end comrades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2017 04:50 PM (OE2ur)

307 298 The reason they're slow-rolling the Pompeo confirmation is to eke out a few more weeks of "high-ranking Langley intelligence sources say off the record that Trump is insane" sound bites, before Pompeo can actually get in there and start cleaning house.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 23, 2017 04:49 PM (noWW6)

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Of course that's the reason, but he had promised an easy time of it to Republicans.

He did not follow through.

Republicans are pissed. It's still January of 2017.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 04:50 PM (b0iGi)

308 Speaking of stupid shit - A dude has convinced people to give him 210 bucks a night to sleep in a "hotel" that is literally just a bed. A bed located on the side of the mountain in the Swiss Alps.

Proving once again that P.T. Barnum was the smartest dude to walk the earth.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2017 04:51 PM (pUDQf)

309 I was thinking just today that Barron Trump is a nice looking little boy. All the tween girls are probably thinking he's a heartthrob.

I'm surprised Tiger Beat isn't featuring him.

Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2017 04:51 PM (Z56vq)

310 >>Reid made a Democratic minority much more powerful than any Republican minority, and arguably as powerful as a Republican majority

Really? Got some examples?

Remember, there is a Republican in the White House now so just blocking stuff won't get it done. What exactly did Harry Reid personally get done in the minority?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 04:51 PM (/tuJf)

311 Garnish it out of his pension.

That would be a glorious and appropriate response by congress to his bypassing their authority. "It was generous of you to give them your money but apparently you did it out of the wrong account and we'll be correcting that for you."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 04:51 PM (39g3+)

312 Transgender Activists Upset Over 'White Cis Women March'

Women's march 'dangerous space' with 'oppressive message' that 'having a vagina is essential to womanhood'


Transgender activists are upset that the women's march over the weekend was not inclusive to biological men who identify as women, as the protest presented an "oppressive message" that having a "vagina is essential to womanhood."

hehe
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 04:38 PM (nQgx9)



Well they will happy to know that US Navy's transexual Training is still mandatory as of this date. I am just hoping and praying Gen Mattis can kill it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 04:51 PM (sRFAL)

313
Anyone else notice that unlike other past Presidents, President Trump is putting in 12 hour day?

..........
For the last eight years, we've been subjected to the whims of a jerk-a-holic.

We've traded him for a work-a-holic.

Winning. All. Day. Long.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 23, 2017 04:52 PM (W2wn0)

314 Spinless republicans won't try to impeach him until after 2018

With the way the Senate is stacked in 2018, Trump could wind up with a lot MORE Senators in his column.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 04:52 PM (oVJmc)

315 Barron looks like a sweet kid. Watching him play peek-a-boo with his little nephew was adorable.

And he seemed to really enjoy the parade.

Melania is a hands-on mom, no nannies. He seems to be well-mannered, and a typical 10 y. o. boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 04:52 PM (PY9jH)

316 But does Marie Harf stuff her cooch full of rocks and then stream it? Or is it a stream then a stuff?

These are the only answers and opinions I'm interested coming from that leftist twat.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 04:52 PM (XNdCd)

317 Garnish it out of his pension.

That would be a glorious and appropriate response by congress to his bypassing their authority. "It was generous of you to give them your money but apparently you did it out of the wrong account and we'll be correcting that for you."
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If you don't punish this conduct, congress you will invite more it.

Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 04:52 PM (xVRrG)

318 235
Anyone else notice that unlike other past Presidents, President Trump is putting in 12 hour day?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 04:39 PM (sRFAL)

He scaled it back in deference to his staff.

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 04:52 PM (Enq6K)

319 Because Reid brought the US Senate the 'nuclear option' on all appointments but SCOTUS, the power of the minority leader is greatly diminished.

Watched the Fox midday show with all the gals and one of the lefty ones was all wee-weed up about the lack of a filibuster and how that so goes against the traditions of the senate and the republicans need to put it back in place now!

Hahaha

Posted by: Boots at January 23, 2017 04:53 PM (EBwPV)

320 Reid was awful.

I think if he was around he'd really be dragging this process out.

Schumer could be doing more to obstruct.

In the long run no great shakes because Trump will get his people, but Schmuck could have jammed up the whole process to the point where no one would've been confirmed by now.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 04:53 PM (4ErVI)

321 Can she talk about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye? It's interesting when people die...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 23, 2017 04:53 PM (9krrF)

322 >>>All she has to do is giggle and wiggle.<<<

It works for Mika and she's all gristle and bone.

Posted by: Fritz at January 23, 2017 04:53 PM (FmNHR)

323 @227

That can probably be blocked unless the money was wired right out of the treasury.

Which I wouldn't put it past the SCOAMF

Posted by: Kreplach at January 23, 2017 04:53 PM (EcjMd)

324 http://legalinsurrection.com/2017/01/leftists-attack-barron-trump-on-inauguration-day/
On the Barron Trump tweets

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 04:54 PM (0AwCy)

325 Reid made a Democratic minority much more powerful than any Republican minority, and arguably as powerful as a Republican majority.

Can Schumer recreate that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 04:49 PM (b0iGi)


Minority Leader Reid's skill at screwing over Majority Leader McConnell's control of the Senate speaks to the Vichy incompetence of the Establishment GOP!

Sadly, I think Schumer is smarter and more despicable then Reid!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2017 04:54 PM (9LSzT)

326 With the way the Senate is stacked in 2018, Trump could wind up with a lot MORE Senators in his column.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 04:52 PM (oVJmc)


Depending on how he performs, a supermajority isn't out of the question.

It's unlikely, but not impossible.

More likely just a lot closer to 60.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 04:54 PM (4ErVI)

327 I was thinking just today that Barron Trump is a nice looking little boy. All the tween girls are probably thinking he's a heartthrob.

I'm surprised Tiger Beat isn't featuring him.


They would be if he were a Democrat's kid. He'd be the new idol, he'd be featured on E! regularly and posters would be up all over of him. People magazine would ask if he's too handsome for his age and they'd have lots of squees from little (and big) girls about his shy smile, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 04:55 PM (39g3+)

328 That can probably be blocked unless the money was wired right out of the treasury.

Which I wouldn't put it past the SCOAMF

Posted by: Kreplach at January 23, 2017 04:53 PM (EcjMd)


I have a plane and a pallet!

Posted by: Caliph Barky The First at January 23, 2017 04:55 PM (9LSzT)

329 >>Minority Leader Reid's skill at screwing over Majority Leader McConnell's control of the Senate speaks to the Vichy incompetence of the Establishment GOP!

>>Sadly, I think Schumer is smarter and more despicable then Reid!


Again, what specifically did Reid stop while he was in the minority?

Some of you seem to be forgetting who was President for the last 8 years. Reid didn't stop anything when he was in the minority, Obama did.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 04:55 PM (/tuJf)

330 Anyone else notice that unlike other past Presidents, President Trump is putting in 12 hour day?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 04:39 PM (sRFAL)




Barry: How does he expect to get any golf in with all that workin' shit going on?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2017 04:56 PM (OE2ur)

331
I have a plane and a pallet!
Posted by: Caliph Barky The First at January 23, 2017 04:55 PM (9LSzT)



But no pen

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2017 04:57 PM (lKyWE)

332 I expected I'd dislike former model and rich girl trophy wife Melania but... she's really attractive in persona and behavior. She looks arrogant and frozen in pictures but when you see her in real life she seems kind of shy and sweet and honestly patriotic and loving.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 04:58 PM (39g3+)

333 299 I bet the ho' s in Springfield IL know better than to accept cheques printed on state stationary

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2017 04:49 PM (PyxTe)
--------------------------------

Any check from the State of IL would bounce higher than a dead cat.

The current republican governor (Rauner) is, like Trump, a successful businessman turned politician, but he's outnumbered in the state house and state senate. The dems are determined to wait him out until they put another lefty hack in there.

Posted by: Boots at January 23, 2017 04:58 PM (EBwPV)

334 My free thoughts- she's not Hollywood pretry, but she's real girl pretty, and I'm sure she's bright enough- smart kids all the time latch onto to dumb ideas that they think are world changing epiphanies. Maybe she'll mature into a conservative ala Kennedy in the right environment.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 23, 2017 04:58 PM (sqpGi)

335 Regarding the $221 milion ...

Firstly ... everyone still on the payroll involved in that needs to be fired. Immediately.

Secondly ... all annual disbursements to any of these organizations must stop. Immediately.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2017 04:59 PM (9uYWN)

336 That can probably be blocked unless the money was wired right out of the treasury.

Which I wouldn't put it past the SCOAMF
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The money will show up, especially if he thinks he won't be able to spend all his free time playing golf and will have to get a paying job since is pension is diverted.

Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 05:00 PM (xVRrG)

337 No talent? NO TALENT???!!!
Posted by: The Guy In a Loft In Tribeca Who's Throwing Feces at a Canvas at January 23, 2017 04:30 PM (8ZskC)

LOLZ

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 23, 2017 05:00 PM (kXoT0)

338 I don't get the feeling this is the first time Melania feels proud of her country

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 05:02 PM (0AwCy)

339 Deduct $221M from what the UN says we owe them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 05:02 PM (oVJmc)

340 "Sadly, I think Schumer is smarter and more despicable then Reid!"

I know of only two politicians that have publicly bragged about their SAT scores.

One is Chuck Schumer. The other is Eliot Spitzer.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 05:03 PM (SIY7D)

341 I'm sure she's bright enough- smart kids all the time latch onto to dumb ideas that they think are world changing epiphanies.

So you're saying she's got brains she's never used? Maybe. She strikes me as just being empty headed and shallow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 05:04 PM (39g3+)

342 Hmmm, it only seems odd if you consider Fox to be a "conservative" news outlet.
IMHO they are no more on my, or our, side than MSNBC or CNN, they just camouflage it a little.
Still gaslighting us 24 / 365.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2017 05:04 PM (1d+CX)

343 Juan Williams is So Fucking Stupid it is pathetic that he has any job let alone on Fox

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 05:05 PM (y3aQB)

344 Hmmm, it only seems odd if you consider Fox to be a "conservative" news outlet.
IMHO they are no more on my, or our, side than MSNBC or CNN, they just camouflage it a little.
Still gaslighting us 24 / 365.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2017 05:04 PM (1d+CX)

????

Say what you want about FOX, and I think your wrong about them, but be that as it may, CNN and MSNBC are worse than the the old Pravda

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 05:06 PM (sRFAL)

345 Harf's utility to Fox is that she'll be collecting in real time, all of the democratic talking points, since she'll need them to respond to any Fox pundits. The demos will be emailing her constantly. I'm sure fox has an work email policy she will sign on day one. And you know what it says . . . ALL YOUR EMAILS ARE BELONG TO US.

Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2017 05:06 PM (xVRrG)

346 340
I know of only two politicians that have publicly bragged about their SAT scores.
One is Chuck Schumer. The other is Eliot Spitzer.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 05:03 PM (SIY7D)
------------------------------
I think Joe Biden bragged about his (supposed) IQ.
Or maybe he bragged about passing third grade.
I can't quite remember.

In any case, there is no way any of us really knows what scores these people got on any of these tests.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 23, 2017 05:06 PM (Nox3c)

347 Juan Williams is So Fucking Stupid it is pathetic that he has any job let alone on Fox
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 05:05 PM (y3aQB)

Well he has already been half beckeled

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 05:07 PM (sRFAL)

348 Don't these glasses make me look smart?

Posted by: Marie Harf at January 23, 2017 05:08 PM (PIPMd)

349 Posted by: Marie Harf at January 23, 2017 05:08 PM (PIPMd)

Nah just makes you look like a Butterface with Dork Glasses on

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 05:12 PM (y3aQB)

350 According to CAC, the vote in the Senate Foreign Relations Committee is now 10-10 for Tillerson, completely along party lines. The only vote remaining is from Portman who has not voted yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at January 23, 2017 05:15 PM (9iR5/)

351 Juan Williams is So Fucking Stupid it is pathetic that he has any job let alone on Fox

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 05:05 PM (y3aQB)


I am convinced his only qualifications are as an AA Mercy hire!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2017 05:15 PM (9LSzT)

352 Little Marco said he would vote for Tillerson, so the point is mute. No
Republican has said he won't and they have a one vote majority.

Posted by: Bob at January 23, 2017 05:19 PM (Lat75)

353 OT:
Anybody see the pictures of the cement ship at Seacliff State beach on Saturday?

http://tinyurl.com/j4tkp9d

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2017 05:20 PM (HgMAr)

354 Think I heard McCain is voting for Tillerson this morning so right away I thought its a done deal

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 05:21 PM (0AwCy)

355 Fox News Sunday used to be a must see for me.......now it is so stupid that it has become unwatchable.

Posted by: name at January 23, 2017 05:32 PM (En9Fa)

356 Death Pool:

NRO
Weekly Standard
Patterico
Red State
Glenn Beck (already dead)

Posted by: name at January 23, 2017 05:34 PM (En9Fa)

357
In a related move, the cafeteria at Fox announced that they were adding #hashtag hashbrowns to their breakfast offerings.

#BringBackOurSkins

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 23, 2017 05:42 PM (4b4o/)

358
Ooooo, I like this hashtag. But I'm not going to live in a parked car in front of a museum in NM to keep it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 23, 2017 05:43 PM (4b4o/)

359 Not even with a rented dick.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at January 23, 2017 05:43 PM (zwsnd)

360 2 noods

Posted by: m at January 23, 2017 05:54 PM (3jGss)

361 Wow... Carlson on Harf?

That would almost be funny to a point of cruelty.

Let's get it scheduled

Posted by: groovemetal at January 23, 2017 06:13 PM (GZSAO)

362 When the obama admin had her on TV I would cringe at the constant valley girl "up talking"..


Gah!! Made me want to rip the freezer door off and smash her with it.

Posted by: groovemetal at January 23, 2017 06:15 PM (GZSAO)

363 Marie Harf needs to get stabbed in the face with a Buick.

Posted by: jrg at January 23, 2017 06:18 PM (PIPMd)

364 I like totally scored a job with Fox News, you haterz!

Posted by: Marie Harf, State Dept Spokesperson - uh, ya! at January 23, 2017 06:44 PM (J9FkY)

365 Hope she wears her smart girl glasses. I get a boner when I see her in those.

Posted by: PJ at January 23, 2017 06:58 PM (Rwy1k)

366 Just saw Harfie in her first fox segment.
Stated that she never saw any politicizing of Defense Dept. or at the CIA.
Also stated that Obama had some cabinet picks taking as long as 100 days totally ignoring question how Trump has only had 2 confirmations by inauguration day.
Insight, yes that's it.

Posted by: The real fake news. at January 23, 2017 07:31 PM (VjZ79)

367 No, No...Leave the shoes and glasses on....

Posted by: Grahan at January 23, 2017 08:02 PM (EkIiT)

368 Fox hired her under their little-known "Jobs for Ex-Bureaucrats Who Support Jobs for Terrorists"-program.

Even though Harf is a sound commonly associated with the Heimlich Maneuver.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 23, 2017 10:38 PM (Ndje9)

369 Ol Heifer Harf goes way past incandescently dumb--all the wayk to blazingly stupid.

Posted by: Skeptical Voter at January 23, 2017 10:51 PM (Sda6L)

370 WHOA- without glasses...

Posted by: Eric Allie at January 23, 2017 11:04 PM (Sy6AY)

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