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Inauguration Thread Three: The Actual Inauguration

Two minutes until our long national nightmare is on a permanent golfcation.

I feel like as he's swearing in Trump, in a way, he's also swearing in My Dick.

DONALD J. TRUMP SWORN IN AS 45th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

Livestream from FoxNews of Trump's speech.


Posted by: Ace at 11:52 AM




Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (MZcWR)

2 Praise God!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (4ErVI)

3 Almost first.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (tVWQB)

4 I can't breathe. I'm so excited.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (sBOL1)

5 I still am in disbelief.

This is incredible.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (WuRdh)

6 Wow, I got a first, one minute before we get a (it is hoped) great president.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (MZcWR)

7 Here we go

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (4ErVI)

8 Obama will never be President (again)

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (SIY7D)

9 HERE WE GO!

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (pCUr3)

10
Damn if it's 30 seconds to noon. Good timing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (mbhDw)

11 It's not an oath, it's a tax!

Posted by: John Roberts at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (0mRoj)

12 GOD BLESS AMERICA!

We made it!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (4b0RA)

13 HERE.

WE.

GO.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (qgUJH)

14 Ooohh, ooohhh, AAAHHHHHH

Posted by: Winston Wolf at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (3Liv/)

15 And here it comes.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (tVWQB)

16 looks like a few people showed up

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (0LQ4f)

17 When Pence took his oath, I let out a screech so high pitched, such as a schoolgirl on a playground, that my cats scattered to the winds.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (SEXy3)

18 God placed you in your mother's womb for this moment Donald Trump.

God Bless America!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (4ErVI)

19 Mormans, being peaceful, no workplace violence.

Posted by: The Deplorable Garbone at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (pCOkh)

20 Wooo

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (34w2E)

21 Damn the place is packed.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (0mRoj)

22

Damn allergies...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (+DAtP)

23 Oh my lord

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (gcme+)

24 Bye bye Barry you filthy commie scum

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (OE2ur)

25 WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (lxPhc)

26 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (NOIQH)

27 Yes!!!

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (Tyii7)

28 SUCK IT HILLARY!!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (0mRoj)

29 Is this where they bring in the Russian prostitutes?

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (2Mnv1)

30 IT"S HAPPENING

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (hvf9s)

31 GET TO THE CHOPPA!

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (0LQ4f)

32 And we're done. Thank God for seeing through the last eight years.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (tVWQB)

33 YES!!!!!

The nightmare is OVER!!!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (WuRdh)

34 Melania can barely contain her smile.

She's going to jump him the first chance she gets.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (mBnZE)

35 And bam there it is.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (tewYv)

36 AND.

BARACK OBAMA IS NO LONGER PRESIDENT!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (qgUJH)

37 >>I feel like as he's swearing in Trump, in a way, he's also swearing in My Dick.

Both standing tall and alert!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (NOIQH)

38 President Donald John Trump!

Cheers!!!!

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (sBOL1)

39
AND WE'RE OFF!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (mbhDw)

40 That was fast.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (XFRz1)

41 So I had a drink.

Feels nice! Now I get this whole "alcoholism" thing!

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (8rNrN)

42 WOOOHOOO!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (mBnZE)

43 It's done!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (6i8i1)

44 Swearing in would have been perfect if Trump had dick-punched John Roberts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (PY9jH)

45 MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (hMqvx)

46 Geez, I thought the fireworks were gunfire.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (oVJmc)

47 #endofanerror

Posted by: phoenixgirl... bye bye scoamf!!! at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (0O7c5)

48 God bless PRESIDENT TRUMP!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (oQQwD)

49
May you all find Joy in your hearts in the Days of the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (hLRSq)

50 GONE! THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (nsB5p)

51 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (2mC6G)

52 Now let's get that pen and phone working.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (qgUJH)

53 Let's get down to business.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (hJamr)

54 WAR HAS ALREADY STARTED!!! CANNONS

Posted by: Leftard at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (0LQ4f)

55 Rats. LiveFeed == Error: Not Supported.

But I am with you all in spirit...

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (AoK0a)

56 Thank you God!!! *weeping*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (PY9jH)

57 is there a good link?

Posted by: willow at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (R7cwD)

58 I don't think I've ever crude at an inauguration before...

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (JNDQi)

59 I'm shaking.i am actually shaking....

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (gcme+)

60 Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we're free at last!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (Nwg0u)

61

I saluted.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (+DAtP)

62 President Trump. Suck it leftists. Suck it long, and suck it hard.

Posted by: Evil Otto at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (DeZs2)

63 Alexa, who is the President?

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (Uy6ri)

64 No pudding and valurite?

Posted by: Pete at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (+GIS3)

65 President Trump!

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (Fmupd)

66 44 Swearing in would have been perfect if Trump had dick-punched John Roberts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (PY9jH)


"Thanks for leaving me with Obamacare, schmuck!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (mbhDw)

67 So I had a drink.

Feels nice! Now I get this whole "alcoholism" thing!
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (8rNrN)
-----------

I did too! My kids are laughing at me.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (sBOL1)

68 I think I hear that glass ceiling breaking.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (Halhc)

69 THIS IS YUGE

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (nsB5p)

70 54 WAR HAS ALREADY STARTED!!! CANNONS

Posted by: Leftard at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (0LQ4f)

And here I was doing such a good job staying mostly quiet at work.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (WuRdh)

71 And the air already tastes a bit more free

Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (3Liv/)

72 Ok, you can go ahead and start.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (mBnZE)

73 OK, Obamas, you can go now.
Really, go!
Scoot!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (NOIQH)

74 Kill it, Donald.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (PY9jH)

75 Fist pump!

Posted by: Leftard at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (0LQ4f)

76 HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!


DONALD FREAKING TRUMP IS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (SEXy3)

77 Champagne open. And I'm still in tears.

May God Bless these United States.

And Texas.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (C9pBZ)

78 Thank God Almighty TFG's term is over.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (jxbfJ)

79 57 is there a good link?
Posted by: willow at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (R7cwD)

CNN:

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/01/20/politics/inauguration-live-coverage/index.html

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (3jGss)

80 $5 says Michal leaves during his speech.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (Halhc)

81 *Cracks a Beer*

Cheers!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (6gk0M)

82 "Lets get to work...mic drop"

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (0LQ4f)

83 64 No pudding and valurite?
Posted by: Pete at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (+GIS3)


Used up last November.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (mbhDw)

84 I'm happy for all of you. And I am praying for President Trump. He is important to Canada as well.

BTW I'm curious as to the process by which the occupant of the White House is changed.
Do the Trumps become the residents of the White House right now? Is there a bunch of furniture being moved out, while other furniture is being moved.
Is Michelle taking all the couch covers and drapes out of her personal closet?
I'm curious.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (hJrjt)

85 Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey . . .

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (xVRrG)

86 From the previous thread, since Ace is so quick...

Oh geez I can't stop crying and then it's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (bpfzP)
I closed the door in my office to watch. I haven't cried like this since I watched Reagan's funeral.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (X6fMO)

*hugs you both*

watching from my office too!

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (hvf9s)

87 Cried not crude

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (JNDQi)

88 ShitMidas is gone

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (6i8i1)

89 President Trump. done.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (c6/9Q)

90 Shorter Inaugural: "Time to get to work"

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (X4ZNp)

91 45th President Donald J Trump.

Yes, really.

And the 44th President is now an Ex-President, for which we thank God.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (TppKb)

92 flaming trump skull added. The Constitution actually requires I do that, to make it official.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (8rNrN)

93 Did he sign an EO yet?

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (VndSC)

94 I am so happy.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (11H2y)

95 Hilary can still win this, right?

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (/dvDR)

96 Daddy!!!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (3jGss)

97 I'm totally celebrating today. No more Obama. No more Twerking, Muslims, and Marxists. Thanks the Lord.

And no pardon for the Clinton Crime Syndicate.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (buBai)

98 CHOKE ON IT, BARRY!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (0mRoj)

99 59 I'm shaking.i am actually shaking....

Probably just withdrawals. Chug a beer.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (MhYfz)

100 GET THE JOB DONE! Fuck yes!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (lxPhc)

101

No, THANK YOU!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (+DAtP)

102 When does the bus train show up to bring the Libtards to Canada?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner for posterity' at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (v9gSJ)

103 Golden scalp weasel burning skull!!! Awesome.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (xVRrG)

104 WEASELSKULL LIVES AT TOP OF THE THREAD

GLORIOUS DAY

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (hvf9s)

105 loving the play-by-play here as I sit at my desk. Thanks Ace, thanks Horde. You've kept me from surrendering to despair far too many times to count over the past decade.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Myopic American at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (RwwCT)

106 I was really disappointeds in 2009 election.
2012 I threw up I just couldn't believe we had to doanother 4 years.

we made it.
those disappointed in Hillary's loss will also make it. I do know how they feel but without the violence and threats.

Posted by: willow at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (R7cwD)

107 I'm crying and have goosebumps. Can't believe this just happened.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (PY9jH)

108 What do you think, speech under 5 minutes?

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (Halhc)

109 Military guy just walked up an slipped the football over to Trump.


Nice

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (nsB5p)

110 Great Picture Ace
Thanks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (sRFAL)

111 here it comes.....transferring power from DC back to the people.
Swoon...

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (11H2y)

112 Hey, what'd I miss?

Posted by: A liberal who's been in a coma since June at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (oVJmc)

113 Trump is being a class act, considering what a shitstain Barry is.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (0mRoj)

114 Go to the CSPAN link from Drudge

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (tewYv)

115 Honestly, I could leave out the part about the people of the world.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (qgUJH)

116 The people now have the power.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (4ErVI)

117 So he didn't pardon bo berghdal?

Posted by: Mr pink at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (u8Bw8)

118 Do the Trumps become the residents of the White House right now? Is
there a bunch of furniture being moved out, while other furniture is
being moved.

They have staff moving everything right now. There is a five hour window to get the previous occupants' belongings out and the new stuff in.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (hJamr)

119

The Football just arrived...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (+DAtP)

120 OMG, ace! The Flaming Golden Scalp Weasel!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (PY9jH)

121 Love the flaming skull - the most luxurious, just the best one evah!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (NOIQH)

122 It's hot sauce! Clear hot sauce!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (bc2Lc)

123 Carter is now officialy the second-most awful ex-President ever.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (VndSC)

124

YES. Please . ..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (mbhDw)

125 Where's the teleprompter? Can anyone find it?

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (Halhc)

126 I wonder who he'll nuke first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (6i8i1)

127 Ooooh, Trump slamming the DC swamp!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (PY9jH)

128 ty, m.

Posted by: willow at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (R7cwD)

129 "We are taking power from Washington DC and giving it back to you, the people."

LET IT BE TRUE!!!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (WuRdh)

130 Hell yes!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (4b0RA)

131 He's nailing DC and the establishment

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (OE2ur)

132 omg, the establishment protected itself! I LOVE THIS>..

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (11H2y)

133 This is going where I want it to go.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (/tuJf)

134 That skull is really, really, really classy.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (tewYv)

135 Holy shit, he's bringing the heat already.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (o38N1)

136 The new flaming skull is luxurious.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (hJamr)

137 Do the Trumps become the residents of the White House right now? Is there a bunch of furniture being moved out, while other furniture is being moved.
Is Michelle taking all the couch covers and drapes out of her personal closet?
I'm curious.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (hJrjt)



Once the Obamas and Trumps left the WH this morning they started to turn the place upside down. They have about 5 hours to get the rest of the Obamas things out, scrub everything, move the Trumps things in, make repairs, etc.

Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (VSjwn)

138 Trump is dick punching most of the people sitting up there.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (4ErVI)

139 Oh, he's about to put foot to ass. BOOYAH!

Posted by: sans_sheriff at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (62j1K)

140 Going after Washington. Hahaha. Nice.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (cAnNx)

141 A good start!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (wCEn4)

142 OMG....HE CALLED OUT D.C. I LOVE THIS GUY NOW,!!

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (JNDQi)

143 Wow this is war on the swamp.


Right IN the swamp

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (nsB5p)

144 Wonder if Trump told Obama, "You're fired!"

Posted by: Fox2! at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (brIR5)

145 102 When does the bus train show up to bring the Libtards to Canada?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner for posterity' at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (v9gSJ)

I'm sure Prime Minister Pretty Hair is busy rolling out the welcome mat.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (hJrjt)

146 excellent speech !!!!!!

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (c6/9Q)

147 It's about dang time.

I told the wife 11/4/08 we'll survive. Ugh.

Posted by: Esch at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (D/BUj)

148 He is calling out the establishment? Lol. They are sitting right behind him getting hemorrhoids.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (gcme+)

149 wow.....he's giving it to them now!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl... bye bye scoamf!!! at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (0O7c5)

150 No more pardons. No more national monuments. No more regulations. No more planeloads of cash to Iran.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (TppKb)

151 Holy crap. He's trash talking the Obama's and politicians right in front of them all.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (Halhc)

152 120 OMG, ace! The Flaming Golden Scalp Weasel!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (PY9jH)


Better'n Blago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (mbhDw)

153 Thank you, ace.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (sBOL1)

154 No pardon for Hillary or the Crime Syndicate!!!1!1!1eleventy!!

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (buBai)

155 Boom shakalaka!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (0mRoj)

156 "Transferring power from Washington D.C..."

So - this is going to be a reaming, then.

*settles in to enjoy it*

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (OVUYQ)

157 He's laying into it with a hatchet. This is going to be a very interesting next four years.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (hLRSq)

158 This is a great day to be alive!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (kP16F)

159 Wow. Burn on Obama right out of the gate. "Restore and Rebuild."

Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (O7MnT)

160 Barry's butt cheeks are clamped right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (PY9jH)

161 Flaming Trump Skull for the win.

What a glorious day.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (qgUJH)

162 ...and after the Age of Obama, a time of oppression and misery and shame for Americans, came the Age of Trump, a golden age, the age of heroes...

Posted by: Hesiod at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (hA1V+)

163 Wow, Trump's not holding back here. Are inaugural speeches usually like this, basically badmouthing the outgoing administration, right to their faces?

Nice. I'm pleasantly surprised, yet again, with President Trump.

Posted by: Pastafarian at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (sgHEm)

164 The establishment must be shitting in their pants

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (nsB5p)

165 The Golden Scalp Weasel is kicking ass!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (Nwg0u)

166 Best Inaugural Address ever!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (PY9jH)

167
No more royalties for "I, Me, Mine."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (mbhDw)

168 "This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Obama, it will soon see the end of the Democrat Party."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (MZcWR)

169 Fireworks in my neighborhood! (Northern Virginia)

Posted by: LadyS at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (4EvED)

170 Awesome speech.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (mBnZE)

171 bitch-slapping all the politico-garbage on the dais

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (c6/9Q)

172 The Donald is dick punching Obama in this speech.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (Vzqe+)

173 THE PARTY'S OVER, BITCHEZ!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (6i8i1)

174 A beautiful day! Mostly to all my Horde extended family!

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (a0m5R)

175 166 Best Inaugural Address ever!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (PY9jH)


Lincoln's second would beg to differ.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (mbhDw)

176 He really does suck on telepromptor. He has to stop those hand gestures. The only one I want to see is the middle finger. Lol

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (eDc0r)

177 I'm alone watching. I smiled laughed and clapped. I'm opening a bottle of the some bubbly stuff later and we'll drink a toast to Trump and the constitution and people of America. Then it's amber rum and sprite zero into the early hours, same as every Friday night.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (iWW0H)

178 whaooooo he is bringing it to the our rulers. Up their giggy!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner for posterity' at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (v9gSJ)

179 Oh, my!!!

Still not sick of the #Winning!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (NOIQH)

180 Drain the Swamp speech. WoooHooo.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (+lVUW)

181 "This moment is your moment. It belongs to you."

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (3jGss)

182 This moment is your moment, it belongs to you...


Barky set a record for the use of "I" in speeches. Trump will set a record for the use of "you"?

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (hvf9s)

183 Popped smoke at the office and now home. Transition from Betsy Ross 13 star flag that has been flying on my house for about six years to 50 star current flag has been made.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (GUBah)

184 Bitch slapping the political establishment. I love it.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (0mRoj)

185

Kicking !

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (nQgx9)

186 Clintons have Epstein's plane spun up and ready to go to get them four thousand miles from an indictment.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (TppKb)

187 Has the Beast face-planted yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (PY9jH)

188 Having a beer right now to celebrate!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (L3YlV)

189 A real populist. This should be an interesting four years.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (gcme+)

190

OUCH, cuttin to the bone..

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (+DAtP)

191 #PowerToThePeople

Posted by: phoenixgirl... bye bye scoamf!!! at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (0O7c5)

192 "Go fuck yourself"

--Donald J Trump's First Inaugural Address

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (sF/De)

193 I dont have a flagpole...but I have something else I can use.....run up the colors!

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (0LQ4f)

194 Barky set a record for the use of "I" in speeches. Trump will set a record for the use of "you"?
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (hvf9s)

Good point. And he just said "our government."

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (3jGss)

195
He gesticulates like a Jew/Italian New Yorker. Love it!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (mbhDw)

196 Your Velcome ...

Posted by: Vladamir Putin at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (mt8X9)

197 Damn!!!! He's just stickin' it to Ol' 4-putt!

The crowd isn't catching on to his applause lines, though....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (br2jI)

198 This IS a revolution

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (nsB5p)

199 Trump is slicing like a fucking hammer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (PY9jH)

200 Trump Trumping

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (hdpay)

201 AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!

Now get that pen working Donald!

Posted by: Timon at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (27k1O)

202 I'm confused because I'm not hearing a constant stream of "I" or "me" coming from Trump.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (4ErVI)

203 OMG. He just bitch slapped the Education Cartel.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (11H2y)

204 The only thing missing up there is Trump taking a baseball bat to everyone's skulls ala The Untouchables. I wanted him to take a massive dump on the last 8 years and his bowels HAVE DELIVERED!!!

Posted by: sans_sheriff at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (NbUJb)

205 Drinking Trump Red right now!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (wCEn4)

206 A nation exists to serve its citizens.

Wow. What a novel idea.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (6i8i1)

207 189 A real populist. This should be an interesting four years.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (gcme+)


Im hoping for at least 8-16. If not 32.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (mbhDw)

208 >>Barky set a record for the use of "I" in speeches. Trump will set a record for the use of "you"?


This

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (NOIQH)

209 >>>This IS a revolution

Can't be. It's on TV.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (sF/De)

210 Can you hear me NOW?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (Ndje9)

211 I think Obama is going to jump up and try to interject. He looks pissed.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (o38N1)

212 He gesticulates like a Jew/Italian New Yorker. Love it!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (mbhDw)

Hope he doesn't grab his crotch. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (sRFAL)

213 He's fucking nailing it. The office liberals are having the vapors

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (OE2ur)

214 This American carnage stops, right here and now.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (Tyii7)

215 FREE AT LAST!
FREE AT LAST!
THANK GOD ALMIGHTY,
WE'RE FREE AT LAST!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (caL0r)

216
Boom! Down goes the NEA, UFT an Rahm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (mbhDw)

217

I hope Ryan is listening.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (nQgx9)

218 202 I'm confused because I'm not hearing a constant stream of "I" or "me" coming from Trump.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (4ErVI)

But but but he's just an egomaniacal reality TV show star!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (0mRoj)

219 The Flaming Golden Scalp Weasel!!

I wasn't going to cry, but now I'm going to cry. WOO-HOO!

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (XFRz1)

220 OMG

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (hdpay)

221 JJ. is that it? Lol. No wonder I find New Yorkers annoying.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (eDc0r)

222 Don't let the door hit you on your ass Barry, now get on that copter and get the fcuk out of here

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (nsB5p)

223 Drinking Trump Red right now!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (wCEn4)

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Me too! Glad you found it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (sBOL1)

224 If he believes this, and I think he does, the SCOTUS picks are going to be great.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (Halhc)

225 Chuck Schumer reading Sullivan Ballou's letter was beyond irony for so many reasons, not the least of which is Major Ballou was essentially fighting against the Democrats want of slavery and gave his all in the process.

Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (rZMx1)

226 Our country not the governments country. Love it!

Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (hMqvx)

227 ARE WE THERE YET?

Posted by: Paladin at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (E1aoU)

228 Schools flush with cash and deprived of knowledge...

well put.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (hvf9s)

229 Whoooooooo Hooooooooo!

This shit stops right here and now.

OMG I love it!

Posted by: Mad hatter at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (g6vtR)

230 One heart, one home, and one glorious destiny...I love that.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (hJamr)

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 36 dayss at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (0O7c5)

232 President Trump isn't sounding very conciliatory to me. It worries me he might have actually meant all those things he said.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (d76uN)

233 Love you guys!

Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (q177U)

234 Among the things I wish I'd said myself as soon as I heard it:

That the Hillary Clinton presidency, from which Donald Trump managed to save us, was going to be "Carrie on prom night", except lasting for years.

If you thought Obama was bad, imagine HRC, with decades more toxic venom dripping from what's left of her soul, equipped with the full power of the newly weaponized Presidency, and bent on utterly remorseless vengeance.

Obama at least got baked and went off to play golf a lot.

Hillary doesn't golf. She would have been relentless. And horrible.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (noWW6)

235 "scattered like tombstones across the landscape of our nation".

"This American carnage stops right here, and right now".

Wow. Just wow.

Hope he delivers.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (TppKb)

236 Oh, God, please preserve, protect and defend this president, his cabinet and his administration.
And confound its enemies.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (11H2y)

237 This is great.
"The crime and the gangs and the drugs that have stolen too many young lives."

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (3jGss)

238 212 He gesticulates like a Jew/Italian New Yorker. Love it!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (mbhDw)

Hope he doesn't grab his crotch. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (sRFAL)

6 months ago we were worried about him grabbing someone else's crotch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (mbhDw)

239 "American carnage."

"One glorious destiny."

"Oath of allegiance to all Americans."

Strong words.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (hLRSq)

240 I'm hearing "we, our, us" instead of "I, me, mine." It's glorious.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (sBOL1)

241 WHY AM I AT WORK I SHOULD BE IN DC!!!!

I never like political speeches and maybe I'm high on giddyness, but damn this is a good speech.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (WuRdh)

242 He seems to like bitter clingers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (6i8i1)

243 Holy crap. I can't believe what I'm hearing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (PY9jH)

244 Every sentence is like a bomb going off.

Fucking love it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (4ErVI)

245 "How's my ass taste?"

--Donald J Trump's First Inaugural Address

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (sF/De)

246 Please! My penis can only get so erect!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (VV72c)

247 And this is why we got Trump!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (/tuJf)

248 President Trump just shoved that barb wire wrapped pineapple up the collective asses of the politicians behind him, SIDEWAYS. LOVE IT!

Posted by: Timon at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (27k1O)

249 Boarders...Boom!

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (hdpay)

250 The Barackhenatening Has Begun...

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (tdv0F)

251 HE'S CRUSHING IT OFF THE FIRST TEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (xVRrG)

252 Defend the borders!

Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (yL25O)

253 We've defended other nation's borders while refusing to defend our own.

Let loose, Don!

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (hJamr)

254 Who will the Dems try to impeach first? Trump, or Ace's dick?

Their tears are sweet lubricant for our evil.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (4YUWF)

255 I took the day off to watch at home because I knew I wouldn't be quiet. I did not expect to be so choked up. Boo ya!

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (qy238)

256
Infrastructure. Ugh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (mbhDw)

257 Obama is pissed now, too. Shame they won't show Michael.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (Halhc)

258 Holy Hannah, sports fans, I think he means it!!!

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (s5o+q)

259 "We've defended other nations' borders while refusing to defend our own".

ZAP! ZOW!

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (TppKb)

260 Lincoln's second would beg to differ."

Indeed. Let's not start su... well, you get the idea.

Good speech. Even better cigar.

Sun broke out over Houston. It's a new day in Texas, for sure! (waves towards Rex up on the dias...)

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (C9pBZ)

261 President Trump isn't sounding very conciliatory to me. It worries me he might have actually meant all those things he said.

Say what?

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (Tyii7)

262 Barry's got to be pissed as hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)

263 And I can breath now.

I said I wouldn't rest until his hand was on the Bible and John Roberts said "congratulations Mr President" because I knew the Donks would do and try ANYTHING to stay in power. That is over now.

Now my boner on the other hand, Status: Still hard from the 11/8 start of it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (1JnAL)

264 THIS is why he got Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Ohio.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (+lVUW)

265 Holy shit, this speech is good.

Posted by: Seems legit at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (U+nHb)

266

Shredding...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (+DAtP)

267

Looks Like We Made It!

/Barry Manillow

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (mZGNr)

268 Me too! Glad you found it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (sBOL1)

Thanks, for a minute there I couldn't find a corkscrew and I almost had a panic attack!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (wCEn4)

269 Suicide Hotline in Brattleboro, VT reports all lines full.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (oVJmc)

270
The speech is a nice FUCK YOU to Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (OE2ur)

271 I am dying of anticipation waiting to learn what he will do first. What will be the first order he signs? Will he sign it today?

THIS is why I took today off from work.

Thank you dear God in Heaven that we can look ahead with renewed hope.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (SEXy3)

272 If he wrote this speech, he's more brilliant than even his best supporters could have imagined.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (11H2y)

273 This has to be hard for Zero. It's hard for me.

Posted by: freaked at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (KvWlw)

274 Have to admit...I think this is the first swearing in I have ever seen....is speeching a normal thing?

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (0LQ4f)

275 Serious resting bitch face on Hillary and Mooch. Hee hee hee.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (0mRoj)

276 Obama being told the real deal, in person, for the first time since Ben Carson.

You have no clothes.

Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (48QDY)

277 Can I hold my Mussolini pose throughout the whole speech?

Posted by: Barry at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (hA1V+)

278 >>Boarders...Boom!


He can't sub-let the White House.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (tdv0F)

279 I AM CELEBRATING THE END OF SCOAMF WITH THREE FUCKING TAMALES AND A MOTHERFUCKING HOPSLAM, BABY!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (caL0r)

280 Dubya just did a side glance to Obama.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (+lVUW)

281 How did I miss the nood for this long?

Jeez.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (zdM/+)

282 America First.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (eytER)

283 I JUST FUCKING CAME IN MY PANTS

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (4ErVI)

284 Any minute now he's gonna drop out and hand the presidency to Hillary.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (cAnNx)

285 Infrastructure. Ugh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (mbhDw)


Gotta improve the roads to make the deportations run more smoothly.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (s5o+q)

286 America! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Lurker at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (JWvdQ)

287 Trumps not reaching out to the Democrats.... it's going to be an early day for him....

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (br2jI)

288 America! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (0mRoj)

289 DAMN. I LOVE THIS.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (hMqvx)

290 lol the cut to Barry. Screw you pal.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (yL25O)

291 Heh - FBN just showed Obama.

How does it feel to be sitting there having to take insults - that's kinda your thing, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (NOIQH)

292 America! America! America!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (xkaSw)

293 269 Suicide Hotline in Brattleboro, VT reports all lines full.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (oVJmc)


Because the operators have offed themselves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (mbhDw)

294 AMERICA FIRST. AMERICA FIRST.

Omg. *swoon*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (PY9jH)

295 Boy, the liberals and RINO's must be shitting in their pants

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (nsB5p)

296 This really is a glorious new era, isn't it?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (kP16F)

297 Oh man! Love it! America First, baby!

Posted by: matty at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (zQA40)

298 America First!

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (hdpay)

299 Trump is killing this speech.

Posted by: Woooooooah at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (mBnZ5)

300 Drinking Trump Red right now!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (wCEn4)

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Me too! Glad you found it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (sBOL1)


I've got the New World Reserve for later.

Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (VSjwn)

301 America first. American workers. American families. I am loving this.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (11H2y)

302 Follow Donald & Melania

https://twitter.com/POTUS

https://twitter.com/FLOTUS

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (Om16U)

303 Wtf were at 290??

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (Rsi2C)

304 I'm betting on his last line:

Let's get to work.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (3jGss)

305 Pulling no punches. You know Barry is seething.

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (TmVQX)

306 Suicide Hotline in Brattleboro, VT reports all lines full.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (oVJmc)

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (caL0r)

307 >>He can't sub-let the White House.

heh

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (/tuJf)

308 Barron didn't look like he was thrilled to be there; I wonder if it will inspire more Manga.

Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (O7MnT)

309 285 Infrastructure. Ugh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (mbhDw)

Gotta improve the roads to make the deportations run more smoothly.
Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (s5o+q)

Aviones, senor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (mbhDw)

310 Bill Pullman in Independence Day did not do as well. Holy Shit!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (4O5ms)

311 Don't have video with audio.

Anything interesting said yet?

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (OzJeO)

312 "I meant it, fuckers."

--Donald J Trump's First Inaugural Address

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (sF/De)

313 That's it, I'm starting to drink. This is amazing.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (o38N1)

314 If he wrote this speech,

I'm thinking he did. It has some quirky turns of phrase ("dissipated over the horizon") that really sound like Trump.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (OVUYQ)

315 America FIRST!

Hot dayum!!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (oQQwD)

316 AMERICA FIRST!!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (6i8i1)

317 He explicitly said "protection".

I guess trying to hide behind some bromides about free but fair trade is over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (zdM/+)

318 Well he is not backing off.

Gonna be fun.

I'm in. Let's go

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (sRFAL)

319 305 Pulling no punches. You know Barry is seething.
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (TmVQX)

Good.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (0mRoj)

320 Ok this is good.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (eDc0r)

321 any shrieking or fainting couches being brought out at any moron workplaces?

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (0LQ4f)

322 My goodness....the establishment sitting behind him must be like, shit what is happening?

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (gcme+)

323 I've been waiting for this for decades.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (4ErVI)

324 291 Heh - FBN just showed Obama.

How does it feel to be sitting there having to take insults - that's kinda your thing, right?


He can always ask Alito.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (VndSC)

325 Fox has a classroom on a split-screen filled with stony-eyes students of color.

It's like a Benneton Ad Funeral.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (oVJmc)

326 It's on!

Posted by: Uncle Si at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (lVbLg)

327 USA> USA> USA> USA> USA!

Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (hMqvx)

328 America First.
whoa

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (3jGss)

329 308 Barron didn't look like he was thrilled to be there; I wonder if it will inspire more Manga.
Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (O7MnT)


Is he sitting near Harry Reid? Hope not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (mbhDw)

330 America First!

I love the idea but that term has an unfortunate history!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (Nwg0u)

331 I passed out for a moment there. I think I lost blood flow to my brain right after hearing someone whisper "I'm Batman." The problem is I'm alone in my house.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (Halhc)

332 Fuck all y'all for leaving me down there with the rabble.


Omg the shot of Barry's bitch face has made my girlboner don a mask and whisper "I'm Robin".

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (mf5HN)

333 Winning again!

Elites stroking out because of this speech

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (Om16U)

334 8 years ago, my coworkers were giddily gathering in front of the office TV to watch the historically historic inauguration of . . . well, you know.

Today? Nothing. Silence.

I feed on their despair.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (4YUWF)

335 There's the first "I" = "I will never let you down"


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (8iiMU)

336 Winning like never before!

Tired of willing yet?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (xkaSw)

337 Winning!

Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (q177U)

338 WINNING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (qgUJH)

339 TFG just made a face like he was being forced to have sex with a female.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (3J/LN)

340 Has he thanked the Marine Corpse yet?

Posted by: Obama at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (+lVUW)

341 LOL...saw that GWB sidelong glance as Hillary, and the Obamas. Looked like he was wondering if he should duck and cover.

Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (p0fBx)

342 It's not a dream

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (dKiJG)

343 Trump has balls the size of Hillary's ass!

Posted by: Seems legit at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (U+nHb)

344
Winning!

- - Charlie Sheen

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (mbhDw)

345 Steve Bannon's touch is unmistakable, and this is the best speech Trump has delivered.

The gauntlet has been thrown, and as it is framed the Establishment just had war declared on it. This speech is true to the campaign theme, thank God.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (RgzS0)

346 Let's celebrate the peaceful transition of power, as you know the progs are doing....

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (2mC6G)

347
This is a just a typical Trump campaign speech...

and this time the Whole World is watching

AND obama is in the audience!!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (mZGNr)

348 This speech is kicking ass.

Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (Zs4uk)

349 That Melania! Dang!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (bc2Lc)

350 >>>I'm betting on his last line:



Let's get to work.

My bet:"Get outta here you faggot!"

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (sF/De)

351 Yeah - "winning like never before".

He clearly wrote this himself.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (OVUYQ)

352 "America first."

"Ravages of other countries."

'I will never let you down."

Rick rolled the crowd.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (hLRSq)

353 It's like a Benneton Ad Funeral.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (oVJmc)

heh

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (3jGss)

354 "Winning like never before!" Ha.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (Halhc)

355 Trump just rickrolled us. LOL!

Posted by: Shanks for the memory at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (TdCQk)

356 In a nutshell. You fucked up Barky, now I have to fix shit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (L3YlV)

357 Happy you're president, Donald. Now, shut up and start signing some EO's.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (Fmupd)

358 Its like 8 years of AOSHQ comments and frustration distilled into a single speech.

This is victorious. This is tremendous. This is Triumphant!

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (toH8T)

359 Cnet had a splitscreen with the jug ear fuck looking like he's having a sad.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (DJUMj)

360 Winning like NEVER before. My boner has its own boner lasting more than four hours.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (S2VsH)

361 Schadenboner has become self-aware and is raping other worlds.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (8b+oT)

362 Aviones, senor.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (mbhDw)


Si, compadre.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (s5o+q)

363 Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (Tyii7)

Sarcasm my Friend, sarcasm.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (d76uN)

364 Keep punching!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (0mRoj)

365 America will start winning again-
Winning like never before!


Can this day get any better?!??!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (oQQwD)

366 8 years ago today, I'm working in Seattle and some random lady walks up to me and says "Isn't it wonderful? Bush isn't president anymore" and walks away.

I wonder how she's holding up?

Posted by: Stacy at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (8ZWv3)

367 @302

WOW that was quick

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (nsB5p)

368 I love this man

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (uLuPn)

369 Elated. Our long national nightmare is finally ended.

Posted by: West at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (1Rgee)

370 This boner is definitely going to last more than 4 hours!!

Posted by: Timon at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (27k1O)

371 2 Rules:
Buy American
Hire American

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (Om16U)

372 This is Trump being philosophical? Dang.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (hdpay)

373 Guy likes to build stuff.

Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (q177U)

374 THEY F UP WITH THEY PISSED HIM OFF.

AS BREITBART SAID --- WAR!!!!

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (xVRrG)

375 He's just talking about self-preservation. It sounds a little more contentious when he says "American First" but it's the same thing.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (3jGss)

376 This speech must be causing heads to go splodey

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (Rsi2C)

377
I actually stopped watching porn just to see Mr. Trump become President Trump.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (yfObW)

378 Fucking awesome speech.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (U6f54)

379 BUY and HIRE American.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (hMqvx)

380 BTW I'm curious as to the process by which the occupant of the White House is changed.
Do the Trumps become the residents of the White House right now? Is there a bunch of furniture being moved out, while other furniture is being moved.
Is Michelle taking all the couch covers and drapes out of her personal closet?
I'm curious.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (hJrjt)

The Obamas and their staff left the WH yesterday. Then the WH staff did any necessary painting, clean up and redecorting, then the Trump's things were brought in.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (kXoT0)

381 BOOM!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (/tuJf)

382 Buy American and Hire American.

Wow. Go.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (yL25O)

383 283 I JUST FUCKING CAME IN MY PANTS

Better put some Stain-Stick on that ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (MhYfz)

384 It is the right of all nations to put their own interests first.
Common sense, who'd have thought it?
RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM.
He said the words.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (11H2y)

385 GLORIOUS

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (toH8T)

386 "American hands and American labor."
:->

Not if the GOPe has anything to say about that.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (dZ756)

387 Must be raining?

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (nsB5p)

388 We. Will. Shine. As. An. Example.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (dDOWg)

389 wow

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (sRFAL)

390 RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM!


BOOM

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (4ErVI)

391 eradicate radical Islamic terrorism from the face of the earth! Woo hoo!

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (sBOL1)

392 If the notion that America should represent America's interests is frightening to you, you might be a liberal.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (oVJmc)

393 Holy shit, he actually said radical Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (hJamr)

394 I read about the young man that wrote this. grew up in California as a conservative

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (8mO0Q)

395 HIDE ME!!! HIDE ME!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (qJhUV)

396 Some of the politicians in the seating are still thinking that President Trump doesn't mean what he says.

Gonna suck to be them.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (d76uN)

397 The C-span stream is bogging down.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (TppKb)

398 I'm loving this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (IgBFP)

399 That's it, I'm starting to drink. This is amazing."

I know, huh? Amazing.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (C9pBZ)

400 Has he thanked the Marine Corpse yet?

Posted by: Obama at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (+lVUW)


#ZombieLivesMatter

Posted by: Zombie Veterans of America at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (OzJeO)

401
We will shine. (Translation: get your shine box)

RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (mbhDw)

402
I can just see the steam rising out of the heads of Madonna, Babs, Anderson Cooper, Mad Micheal Moore, Hillary Clinton, etc. etc. etc.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (OZmbA)

403 He gets America's purpose is to spread liberty *BY EXAMPLE*.

Just, wow. This is going to be great.

Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (3Liv/)

404 1. buy American
2. hire American

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (3jGss)

405 RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM!!!

Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (q177U)

406 I hope he lives up to half of his promises.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (sj3Ax)

407 He explicitly said "protection".

I guess trying to hide behind some bromides about free but fair trade is over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (zdM/+)
------------

It is one area I'm not keen on but on balance with every other position he has, I'll let it slide.

I'll speak out against it. But I'm not going to join the opposition or anything.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (qgUJH)

408 Oh my.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (hdpay)

409 Im kinda tempted to post "You'll live" to Facebook. Everybody on my news feed is in utter despair.

Posted by: Armando at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (oHfk0)

410 >>He can always ask Alito.

Obama's done that to so many people as president. It's his thing.
I LOVE that Trump is doing it to him within minutes of taking office.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (NOIQH)

411 Get RID of RIT

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (dZ756)

412 >>> Dubya just did a side glance to Obama.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (+lVUW)

Ha, I'll have to rewatch this to see that.
probably a few times.

Michelle was fiddling with an umbrella..is it raining there? The Trump hair looks intact.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (hvf9s)

413 358
Its like 8 years of AOSHQ comments and frustration distilled into a single speech.

This is victorious. This is tremendous. This is Triumphant!

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (toH8T)

AMEN.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 36 days at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (0O7c5)

414 Has he thanked the Marine Corpse yet?

Posted by: Obama
-----
Yes. I'm watching this with Austrian subtitles.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (8b+oT)

415 Quoting the Bible!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (PY9jH)

416 He's going after the muzzies !

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (oQQwD)

417 FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (+DAtP)

418 Bible quote.

MSNBC will go nukular.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (oVJmc)

419 NICE

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (nsB5p)

420 Oh man, hes making Barky eat his own shit in front of everyone.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (S2VsH)

421 "When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice."

Damn. The man is making me sob.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (dDOWg)

422 Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Barack Obama will never again be president.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (4YUWF)

423 This is exactly what Americans used to expect from our leaders, including democrats. It has been sorely lacking.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (+lVUW)

424 "When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice."

That's a keeper.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (B+qrE)

425 The Dems there will need a safe space with coloring books and puppies after this speech.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (P8951)

426 Debate our disagreements honestly....good luck with that, Mr. President.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (11H2y)

427 409
Im kinda tempted to post "You'll live" to Facebook. Everybody on my news feed is in utter despair.

Posted by: Armando at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (oHfk0)

Makes it easier to clean up your friends list.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (Enq6K)

428 HIDE ME!!! HIDE ME!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn


Might I suggest a men's Federal penetentiary? You'll be very safe there.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (TppKb)

429 THIS SPEECH IS BEYOND MY HOPES AND DREAMS!!!

If he follows through...I cannot even IMAGINE what it will look like.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (WuRdh)

430 when you open your heart to patriotism there is no room for prejudice........AMEN!

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 36 days at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (0O7c5)

431 when you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice.

yes

Posted by: ss at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (iU+1A)

432 the Bible, not the koran. yes!

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (8mO0Q)

433 Beautiful. Speak our minds openly....

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (o38N1)

434 Its like 8 years of AOSHQ comments and frustration distilled into a single speech.

This is victorious. This is tremendous. This is Triumphant!
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (toH8T)


With about eleventy billion fewer (less?) fucks.

When you open your hearts to others there is no room for prejudice.

BOOOOOOM

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (mf5HN)

435 So THIS IS WHAT WINNING FEELS LIKE.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (C6xeQ)

436 234 Among the things I wish I'd said myself as soon as I heard it:

That the Hillary Clinton presidency, from which Donald Trump managed to save us, was going to be "Carrie on prom night", except lasting for years.

If you thought Obama was bad, imagine HRC, with decades more toxic venom dripping from what's left of her soul, equipped with the full power of the newly weaponized Presidency, and bent on utterly remorseless vengeance.

Obama at least got baked and went off to play golf a lot.

Hillary doesn't golf. She would have been relentless. And horrible.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (noWW6)

To be fair--she may not have been baked a lot but she would have been medicated a lot, drunk a lot and catatonic a lot.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (hJrjt)

437 He said the words " radical Islamic terror" I must be dreaming...

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (JNDQi)

438 I'm out, gotta work. God bless you all!

Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (q177U)

439 He basically used the Jewish worldview as his model for the U.S. -- we will be a model for others.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (dZ756)

440 President Trump just knocked that fastball that the Democrats threw at him and hit a long homerun over the centerfield fence.

Posted by: Vin Scully at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (1JnAL)

441 I cannot tell you how much it warms the spot where my heart should be that Obama has to sit there and take this.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (KkVB6)

442 I would like to see Hillary's response, but I don't want to see Hillary, so it's a good thing CNN isn't focusing on her.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (3jGss)

443 Protected by GOD!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (xkaSw)

444 "When you open your heart to patriotism there is no room for prejudice...when america is united america is totally unstoppable."

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (hvf9s)

445 Oh the shame. Nativism and patriotism!


Shame

Posted by: NY Slime editors at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (nsB5p)

446 America First!

-
IT'S GOOD BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE TRUE.

- BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (Nwg0u)

447 407 It is one area I'm not keen on but on balance with every other position he has, I'll let it slide.

I'll speak out against it. But I'm not going to join the opposition or anything.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (qgUJH)

=================

It's the difference between loyal opposition and pure antagonism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (zdM/+)

448 He's only said "I" one time: "This oath of office I take today..."

I thought a President had to refer to himself at least fifty times per speech.

Posted by: Johnny Pedantic at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (1g2sy)

449 "I'm betting on his last line: Let's get to work."

That should be the second to last line.

The last line should be to turn to Barry and say,

"But first, you will..."

Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (noWW6)

450 Now, he turns and punches Chuck Schumer in the dick.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (oVJmc)

451 Thank God for Donald Trump!

Posted by: Chris M at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (eAZVt)

452 He explicitly said "protection".

I guess trying to hide behind some bromides about free but fair trade is over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (zdM/+)
------------

It is one area I'm not keen on but on balance with every other position he has, I'll let it slide.

I'll speak out against it. But I'm not going to join the opposition or anything.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (qgUJH)

he is a businessman...It is his opening gambit. You do NOT negotiated from a position of weakenes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (sRFAL)

453 Only way this could be better is if he closes by telling us that at this very moment we are vaporizing ISIS.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (NOIQH)

454 holy shit, if you don't like Trump can you at least accept that this speech is amazing.

Posted by: Seems legit at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (U+nHb)

455 Not a mealy mouthed word in him.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (C6xeQ)

456 "Buy American and hire American"

I see mandatory e-verify for hiring coming soon

Posted by: cool breeze at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (StZrq)

457 There should be no Fear. We will be protected by God

I am weeping for joy

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (8mO0Q)

458 This is fucking awesome.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (/tuJf)

459 "We will be protected by God."

- Just when you think he can't top himself.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (dDOWg)

460 Its like 8 years of AOSHQ comments and frustration distilled into a single speech.

It's hawt.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (XFRz1)

461 "We will be protected by God."
we will no longer accept politicians who are all talk and no action...

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (11H2y)

462
And there got the atheists.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (mbhDw)

463

Has he nuked the Iranian bomb plant yet?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (+DAtP)

464
Hammering it home!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (ODxAs)

465 From my FB feed (very few libs):

"Got damn, he's bringing the dick heat like never before in an inauguration speech."

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (GUBah)

466 HOW CAN THIS BE?

HE IS THE KWISATZ HADERACH

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (toH8T)

467 Ooooh...GOPe you on notice.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (B+qrE)

468 all the suicide hot lines should be manned by conservatives.


*well....are you near a window?*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner for posterity' at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (v9gSJ)

469 OT, but happy birthday MK Ham and may your children grow in peace and prosperity in these great United States!

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (X4ZNp)

470 Wow. A lot of people there.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (Fmupd)

471 To everyone who was afraid Trump was a closet liberal?

Yeah, not so much.

Posted by: Mike at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (c056A)

472 Oh hell yes

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (uLuPn)

473 Time for Empty Talk is over.

That means you, Barry.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (oVJmc)

474 He is kicking ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (0mRoj)

475 Progressives are shitting their pants.

Posted by: Keith at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (USf3s)

476 "now arrives the hour of action"


I think I just came

Posted by: Billy Occam at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (ihtYN)

477 The Trumps must all have gone to the same style coach. They all have a puckered, skewed, half-turned cheek kiss process.

Looked weird.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (TOk1P)

478 I have no idea why I typed others there.

I blame Bander.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (mf5HN)

479 He just ripped the RINOs a new one so big i can see Maryland through it.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (S2VsH)

480 Politicians who are all talk and no action!

*swoons again*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (PY9jH)

481 Poor Obama. Trump is explicitly mentioning law enforcement and God. #Winning

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (Halhc)

482 He is our next Reagan.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (IgBFP)

483 Does anyone remember what Schumer said? Ha..thought not. This is awesome!

Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (p0fBx)

484 Bible quote.



MSNBC will go nukular.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles
-----
So many heads popping sounds like popcorn!

Just knocked the sleepy repubs in congress!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (8b+oT)

485 And so it begins.

Posted by: Kosh at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (IqV8l)

486
Trump definitely lurks. QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (mbhDw)

487 450 Now, he turns and punches Chuck Schumer in the dick.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (oVJmc)

He already has. He's so good he doesn't even need his hands to do so.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (WuRdh)

488 Its like 8 years of AOSHQ comments and frustration distilled into a single speech.

This is victorious. This is tremendous. This is Triumphant!

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (toH8T)


Isn't it a bit cold to not be wearing pants???

Posted by: The Lifestyle Hat at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (OzJeO)

489 This is why his Kids aren't losers.

no excuses.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (C6xeQ)

490 Dare I say, he's a 21st Century Teddy Roosevelt?

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (Uy6ri)

491 Freaking Sledge hammer.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (hdpay)

492 holy shit, if you don't like Trump can you at least accept that this speech is amazing.
Posted by: Seems legit at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (U+nHb)


I do believe that gentleman is all out of bubble gum.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (s5o+q)

493 There is no doubt, with this new president, that he unabashedly loves his country.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (SEXy3)

494 Everything he's saying is like a dick-punch to TFG.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (PY9jH)

495 Glory GLORY HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (MjzZN)

496 Too bad he'll never be President.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (oVJmc)

497 A pep talk for the country.


There won't be an "apology tour"

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (nsB5p)

498 "The time for empty talk is over." Shame they didn't show Obama then.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (Halhc)

499 This is hard-hitting and I love it.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (Tyii7)

500 I am so inspired by this....that after it's over I'm going to go back to work.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (11H2y)

501 I'm disappointed by the lack of nationalism in this speech.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (vJCwr)

502 Grinning so big and so long my face is gonna hurt tomorrow

Posted by: Random Lurker at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (+tRIN)

503 I almost want to hear the commentary on MSNBC on this speech. They must be sooooo pissed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (+lVUW)

504 The gauntlet has been thrown, and as it is framed the Establishment just had war declared on it. This speech is true to the campaign theme, thank God.
---

None of the online search engines will return a transcript.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (1bQAQ)

505 482 He is our next Reagan.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (IgBFP)


Better he should be our first Trump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (mbhDw)

506 Fabulous dig at John Lewis.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (U6f54)

507 Trump is swinging for the fences with this speech.

Posted by: holygoat at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (sonzz)

508 452
he is a businessman...It is his opening gambit. You do NOT negotiated from a position of weakenes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (sRFAL)

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I'm willing to believe that.

"We all bleed the same red blood of patriots."
Damn fine line.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (zdM/+)

509 486
Trump definitely lurks. QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (mbhDw)

Oh I hope so.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (WuRdh)

510 All this talk about "uniting the people" that worries me too.

We must reach across the aisle and work with them. We should never ask them to work with us.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (d76uN)

511 CNN should be interesting

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (0LQ4f)

512 Oh please let me hide me in your attic!!! Don't tell Trump where I am!!! OMG this is hell on earth!!!

Posted by: Jen Rubin at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (hA1V+)

513 President .45, the Peace Maker.



Posted by: gNewt at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (otLn5)

514 The seas are rising from all the lib tears

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (sF/De)

515 Celebrating the flag!

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (X4ZNp)

516 KILLING IT!!!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (8b+oT)

517 This is a great speech. You'd never hear this from anybody else.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (1MUuC)

518 Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (TOk1P)

It's European, their mother's are all Euros (aside from Tiffany)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (7lehe)

519 I'd say a moron wrote this speech but it can't be.No F bombs.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (r/0kC)

520 every two bit dictator on the planet just shut their mouths.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (C6xeQ)

521 I've been too busy fapping to comment.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (lxPhc)

522 "We will be protected by God."

Started crying there again, I did.

I need to buy a bigger flag this afternoon. 5 footer isn't cutting it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (C9pBZ)

523 "We all bleed the red blood of patriots."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (hLRSq)

524 There won't be an "apology tour"
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (nsB5p)


"I'm sorry Obama was your President for so long."

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (s5o+q)

525 I hope he gives a Castro length speech to punish Barry

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (Rsi2C)

526 He has made me love him.....

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (JNDQi)

527 So much talk about God...amazing.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (gcme+)

528 he is a businessman...It is his opening gambit. You do NOT negotiated from a position of weakenes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (sRFAL)
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I think the changes will be minimal. He'll have so much else to deal with.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (qgUJH)

529 OMG! This is directed at Turtle and mcstain as much as at any Dems..

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (P8951)

530 He's not going to give even the slightest nod to his predecessors. It's all "from now on."
Hmm.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (3jGss)

531 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (mbhDw)
Touche

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (IgBFP)

532 He said 'breath of life..." oh boy, the fems are going to go nuts tomorrow.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (11H2y)

533
511 CNN should be interesting


Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (0LQ4f)
==========================

CNN should be history

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (X4ZNp)

534 Epic

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (pUDQf)

535 Enough of this bible talk! What about our ghey peoples?

Posted by: NY Slime editors at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (nsB5p)

536 And Roy Blunt still looks like the Grinch.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (TOk1P)

537 the Breath of life. i'm amazed.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (8mO0Q)

538 This speech is awesome. I can see leftist heads exploding.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (ujg0T)

539 499 This is hard-hitting and I love it.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (Tyii7)

Hard hitting is a term the media reserves for speeches by Democrats.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (hJrjt)

540 It's getting dusty here.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (8iiMU)

541 YES

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (uLuPn)

542 THIS IS AN AWESOME SPEECH.

Its trump, mostly, with a few paragraphs of professional dropped in.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (C6xeQ)

543 He should just walk over and junk punch Barry. (and Hillary)

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (L3YlV)

544 Gonna be an early night.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (S4vXM)

545 Best of all, he doesn't appear to be reading off a teleprompter.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (+lVUW)

546 Slicing like a fucking hammer!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (8b+oT)

547
Im kinda tempted to post "You'll live" to Facebook. Everybody on my news feed is in utter despair

+++

Add: I won't report you. You can hide in my attic

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (C+quA)

548 "You will never be ignored again."

*weeping*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (PY9jH)

549 523 "We all bleed the red blood of patriots."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (hLRSq)

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Honestly...it's one of the best lines in a political speech I think I've ever heard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (zdM/+)

550 It is so on! Amen

Posted by: Uncle Si at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (lVbLg)

551 walter russell mead
@wrmead

This could not be a more Jacksonian speech; the only thing missing is that he hasn't challenged Chuck Schumer to a duel.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (Om16U)

552 President .45, the Peace Maker.




Oh, that's good.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (hJamr)

553 MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (C9pBZ)

554 I'm getting even harder reading my liberal friends' despair on Facebook.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (o38N1)

555 DETROIT!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (3jGss)

556 We have an American President again.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (/tuJf)

557 You will never be ignored again!

Wow

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (pUDQf)

558 "We will be protected by God."

The campus safe spaces are going to run out of cupcakes.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (XFRz1)

559 #MAGA

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 36 days at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (0O7c5)

560 Wohoooooooo!!!!!!!!!


Fucking awesome!!!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner for posterity' at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (v9gSJ)

561 Great speech President Trump.
And now MSNBC will have 4 years of rebuttal

Posted by: Hamilton at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (sCjDS)

562 Balls so BIG....

Posted by: gayle at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (0CBfo)

563
Got Rush on. He's simulcasting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (mbhDw)

564 GOD DAMN HE SOUNDS LIKE A FRICKING PRESIDENT!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (sF/De)

565 MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (hdpay)

566 This is awesome!! Godspeed President Trump.

How great is it to hear a President who LOVES America.

Posted by: Timon at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (27k1O)

567 Wow!!

Posted by: Seems legit at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (U+nHb)

568 Well delivered, inspirational. Nicely done Mr. President.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (wPiJc)

569 Words fail me.

Posted by: Trouser Trout in a Barrel at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (Gvprl)

570
I may have just spooged.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (ODxAs)

571 I am good with what he said

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (sRFAL)

572 My God, he said it ALL.

Laid it right out there.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (7lehe)

573 Good, short and powerful.


The talking heads are exploding right now

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (nsB5p)

574 "You will never be ignored again."

Wow.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (hLRSq)

575 MIchelle looks like she ate a bad clam.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (11H2y)

576 NOOOOO!!!!!! I want more!!! That was too short

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (Rsi2C)

577 Its trump, mostly, with a few paragraphs of professional dropped in.

Posted by: simplemind
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Exactly!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (8b+oT)

578 Beautiful!!!
Just awesome!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (0tfLf)

579 @486: Bannon probably did. But yeah, this speech is like it was tailor made for the HQ.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (3J/LN)

580 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (yL25O)

581 Swinging a sledgehammer.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (C6xeQ)

582 Zut Alors!

Posted by: France at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (4O5ms)

583 BOOOOOOOM

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (pUDQf)

584 fist pump

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (0LQ4f)

585 "You will never be ignored again."

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (3jGss)

586 Whether we are black, or brown, or white, or orange...

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (FQKBL)

587 16 minutes, good speech.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (sj3Ax)

588 Mooch's face
talk about death glare

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (Om16U)

589
That wasn't the inaug address I was expecting...

but why the hell not!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (mZGNr)

590 And now, let's hold him accountable.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (dDOWg)

591 very good speech.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (b7fwp)

592 MAGA!!!!!

I AM SO EXCITED!!

Let's get to work!!!!!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (WuRdh)

593 Should I wait four hours, or just call the Doctor now?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (J+eG2)

594 Leftists, in opposing Trump, are now going to have to take the position that America should not come first, that Americans should not be protected, that we should not have jobs, that America should not be prosperous and strong....

So, think Tom Ford will be begging to dress Melania in 2020?

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (tewYv)

595 Now the Hard Work starts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (sRFAL)

596 Rush Limbaugh is beside himself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (pUDQf)

597 Fuck yeah .... thats a president !!!!!!

Posted by: E.T. at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (9n0dl)

598 490 Dare I say, he's a 21st Century Teddy Roosevelt?
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (Uy6ri)


Agree. There are a few downsides with that but at this point in time the upsides are TREMENDOUS.

Posted by: Keith at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (USf3s)

599 Im kinda tempted to post "You'll live" to Facebook. Everybody on my news feed is in utter despair

+++

Add: I won't report you. You can hide in my attic
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (C+quA)
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Tell them that Obama tells his girls "Only the end of the world is the end of the world."

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (2mC6G)

600 MOOCH IS NOT HAPPYS!!!!!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (8b+oT)

601 Cenk Uyghur is crying in a puddle of his own urine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (oVJmc)

602 It just happened. IT JUST HAPPENED!

Eight long years of misery OVER.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (PY9jH)

603
Rush is brilliant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (mbhDw)

604 He is making me want to create all the things. Not just to better myself but to better America. Very inspiring!

I think I will get some writing in this weekend!

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (hvf9s)

605 MAGA, count me in.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (gcme+)

606 Wow.

Now what? lol


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (8iiMU)

607 A NEW DAY dawns

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (4ErVI)

608 Obama basically cowered as he shook Trump's hand. He knows he got his ass kicked.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (o38N1)

609 I don't think I heard the word "I" in that speech once.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (TppKb)

610 "A smile from President Obama"

No, that's not what that expression was.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (Halhc)

611

Jesus. Stunned.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (+DAtP)

612 GOD JUST BLESSED AMERICA


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOO

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (toH8T)

613 Obama was remarkably dignified and respectful.

I'm impressed and not a little surprised.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (qgUJH)

614 Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (Om16U)
I caught that too

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (IgBFP)

615 Many, many We's and You's!

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (Enq6K)

616 wow, I need a smoke.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (hdpay)

617 TG, Franklin Graham. A Godly son of a Godly man.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (11H2y)

618 GREAT SPEECH> GET STARTED MR. PESIDENT>

Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (hMqvx)

619 Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (pUDQf)

Great minds think alike. And somehow so did we.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (hLRSq)

620 >>>579 @486: Bannon probably did. But yeah, this speech is like it was tailor made for the HQ.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (3J/LN)

Absolutely. I loved every word.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (3jGss)

621 Mic drop.

8 years of a president known for his speeches, and i can't remember one thing he ever said. Trump just plowed under 8 years of nonsense.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (S2VsH)

622 He looks like he wants to crowd surf.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (yL25O)

623 My schadenboner just passed Alpha Centauri.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (0mRoj)

624
Yay Rabbi!!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (mZGNr)

625 A rabbi, a pastor, and a priest go to the inauguration....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (oVJmc)

626 I bet the speech went on forever for the Dems listening LOLOLOLOL

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (Om16U)

627 Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (TOk1P)

It's European, their mother's are all Euros (aside from Tiffany)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (7lehe)


And Tiff did it too.

Sorta looked like a bunch of Sea Anemone making right turns.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (TOk1P)

628 I was left 500 comments behind on the last thread

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (bpfzP)

629 He should have reached in and gave Hillary a titty twister just for the hell of it.

Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (Cf0i2)

630 IT HAS HAPPENED.


Pitch me

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (nsB5p)

631 This could not be a more Jacksonian speech"

You got that right.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (C9pBZ)

632 I will never as an adult be proud of my country again.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (2mC6G)

633 Cenk Uyghur is crying in a puddle of his own urine.

God, I hope so.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (TppKb)

634 God Bless You! God Bless America!

Make America Great Again!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (7N6ox)

635 For the first time in my adult life, I'm proud of a Republican politician.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (sF/De)

636 A rabbi!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (8b+oT)

637 Please Donald Don't Hurt 'Em

Posted by: tsj017 at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (4YUWF)

638 OMG! This is directed at Turtle and mcstain as much as at any Dems..
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (P8951)


Shorter Trump: Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way, because America is back, baby.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (s5o+q)

639 body slam to the JEF

Posted by: E.T. at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (9n0dl)

640 Gottdammerung!

Posted by: Germany at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (4O5ms)

641 Baseball, hotdogs, apple pie and AMERICA!!!!!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (MjzZN)

642 Damn. Short and to the point. And I mean to the point it skewered a lot of people that needed skewered.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (Fmupd)

643 There's a thick wookie on stage scowling her face off.

Who is that?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (U6f54)

644 Okay, what if a piano falling from the sky struck Trump right now?

What would be the effect on the political landscape? Is there any way that Hillary could now be president?

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (hA1V+)

645 Well, now I must get some work done,

enjoy your schadenboners Horde

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (voOPb)

646 I want to hear Franklin Graham.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (bpfzP)

647 Not a single "I" in the entire speech. What a difference.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (J9FkY)

648 Loved Barry's tight grimace

Posted by: Random Lurker at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (+tRIN)

649 what a speech! heads must be exploding everywhere lol

Posted by: johny boy at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (UNXWZ)

650 Even Putin has to be jealous.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (caL0r)

651 And a short speech as well!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (mBnZE)

652 Don't know about you people, but when a leader speaks - that's what is sounds like.

No doubts, no equivocation, not beta boy posturing.

Rockne.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (C6xeQ)

653 Oh look, another skinny commie !

Posted by: Dustbin O'History at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (QtQaN)

654 The Rabbi looks like Mel Brooks

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (nsB5p)

655 MIchelle looks like she ate a bad clam.

-
No, no. Hillary ate the bad clam.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (Nwg0u)

656 609
I don't think I heard the word "I" in that speech once.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (TppKb)

"I will never let you down"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (8iiMU)

657 636 A rabbi!
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (8b+oT)

Oy vey!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (0mRoj)

658 A rabbi, a pastor, and a priest go to the inauguration....

I don't see an imam in that list...

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (TppKb)

659 No Muslims in the benediction.... Good.

Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (pCOkh)

660 I have the NBC livestream on, they're crying over how "divisive" the speech was.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (3J/LN)

661 642 Damn. Short and to the point. And I mean to the point it skewered a lot of people that needed skewered.
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (Fmupd)

====================

Well, looks like we don't have another William Henry Harrison at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (zdM/+)

662 20 minute speech. A good start.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (2mC6G)

663 Thank-you, Lord.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (8b+oT)

664 That, ladies and gents, is Leadership!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (0tfLf)

665 To steal a Brit expression, Michele looks like a bulldog who just licked the piss off a thistle.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (P8951)

666 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (J+eG2)


Mine's gonna last for 8 years, I think.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (7lehe)

667 The Rabbi looks like Mel Brooks
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (nsB5p)

All us Jews look like Mel Brooks as we get older

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (sRFAL)

668 A Jew, a white Christian, and a black pastor walk onto the stage and..........

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (JNDQi)

669 Oh no, I heard the homeless population just increased by 120%.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (jGgVe)

670 I believe Trump when he says he will do all he can to deliver. And I pray so.
But now, let's hold him accountable.
May it be a joyous accounting.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (dDOWg)

671 >>"We will be protected by God."
The campus safe spaces are going to run out of cupcakes.



"La la la la gotta keep twerking! Gotta stay in my safe space! Gotta find a puppy to cuddle or a coloring book!"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (NOIQH)

672 Trump just made every person who stood in that spot in the last 20 years look small.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (C6xeQ)

673 he might as well of called barry up there bitch slapped hi and told him to hit the bricks.

Michael too!

Posted by: Distracted drivin.... SQUIRREL! at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (DVC2D)

674 The Rabbi looks like Mel Brooks

Will the priest look like Peter Cook?

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (TppKb)

675 He talked about the country, patriotism and the people. He nailed it.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (0mRoj)

676 He had some real keepers in that speech. Now, let's make it reality. I'm fired up. Just kissed my husband right on the lips and told him his new boss seems great!

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (hJamr)

677 and now a wonderful Rabbi. God bless us.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (8mO0Q)

678
Hier is a good guy. Head of the Wiesenthal Center. Thang G-d the ADL is not in attendance.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (mbhDw)

679 If I forget Jerusalem .....

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (bpfzP)

680 Not a single "I" in the entire speech. What a difference.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (J9FkY)


Amen to that!

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (Ek9Xz)

681 Whut? no mulluh for the Benediction?

Get cair on the hotline, stat!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (d76uN)

682 Michelle looks like she ate a bad clam.

-
No, no. Hillary ate the bad clam




Hillary ate Michelle?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (xkaSw)

683 When does The JEF get on Marine One to leave? I'm waiting for that now that we have new President & VP.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (sj3Ax)

684 My God again... Zion, Jerusalem... Moar Please!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (7lehe)

685 Not a single "I" in the entire speech. What a difference.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (J9FkY)

There is no "i" in "team".

But their is in "punk-ass bitch of a SCOAMF".

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (caL0r)

686 I bet PRESIDENT Trump is itching to sign some EOs now...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (8iiMU)

687 Honestly...it's one of the best lines in a political speech I think I've ever heard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (zdM/+)

-----------------

That was a quality speech. Some of those lines will be remembered. ".. never be ignored again"

Good stuff.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (qgUJH)

688
Kept telling y'all, never despair, never quit, and enough of you listened to me say we WILL prevail, because we are Americans, and as such are denied the option of failure.



NOW starts the work to restore this country to that shining city on a hill.

We'll prevail at that, too.

Just watch.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (X35Yt)

689 Amen

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (uLuPn)

690 So, we're all Trumpsters now?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (SIY7D)

691
JERUSALEM!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (mbhDw)

692 Awesome speech

Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (CLKfs)

693 total long drawn out execution of an Indonesian..Duarte

Posted by: saf at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (+zN6H)

694 "Buy American and hire American"

I see mandatory e-verify for hiring coming soon
Posted by: cool breeze




That's how I read it also.

I would honestly rather have some mandatory version of E-Verify than a wall.

Take away the magnet, and not only do they stop coming but they start leaving also.

Posted by: Maritime at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (rKQiX)

695 Moochelle's scowl on her face was fantastic.

Posted by: Mister D at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (I5KMJ)

696 Yep, Lizlem, let's MakeLizLemGreatAgain, too.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (11H2y)

697 Jolly good show, old chap!

Posted by: England at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (4O5ms)

698 Rabbi Marvin Hier is bringing it!!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (oQQwD)

699 674 The Rabbi looks like Mel Brooks

Will the priest look like Peter Cook?
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (TppKb)

Inawguwation is wot bwings us togever today.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (0mRoj)

700 Franklin Graham!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (PY9jH)

701 No Muslims oh boy!

That's gonna start some shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (4ErVI)

702 our client nation is restored.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (8mO0Q)

703

Only Nixon could go to China...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (+DAtP)

704 That was horrible speech and very unbefitting a President.

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (pUDQf)

705 "I'm President, bitchez,"

D. Trump

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (1MUuC)

706 Rev Franklin Graham

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (Om16U)

707 687 or more comments in 23 minutes!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (8iiMU)

708 "proud again" was a great dig.

Zero can't wait to get into opposition mode, and neither can NBC, ABC, CBS, PBS, CNN, and even FOX.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (U6f54)

709
OY-MAINE!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (mbhDw)

710 Go on nevertrumpers. Tell me what speench Jeb would have given. Tell me what message Rubio would have had.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (S2VsH)

711 Want a real laugh? Here's Obama reading a mean tweet from Trump complete with his response in all its shit Midas glory.


https://youtu.be/myQJE5TdbAs

Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (cAnNx)

712 Rush is brilliant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (mbhDw)
I really enjoy Moving Pictures and Subdivisions, but my favorite is still 2112!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (7N6ox)

713 If I forget thee, O Jerusalem . . .

Obozo must be shitting his panties.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (Nwg0u)

714 The speech may have been many things, but it wasn't subtle.



No...it wasn't that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (J+eG2)

715 Totally enjoying this Rabbi.

HEY ISRAEL, We're back with you , baby!

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (toH8T)

716 Rain is a sign of blessing. Oh ho ho ho.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (XFRz1)

717 >>> A rabbi, a pastor, and a priest go to the inauguration....
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (oVJmc)

A rabbi, a priest and a gaggle of mormons...

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (hvf9s)

718 God bless America

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (6Ll1u)

719 Oy! *drinks*

Posted by: Australia at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (4O5ms)

720 691
JERUSALEM!!!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (mbhDw)

I wonder if that was a sly jab or unintentional.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (0mRoj)

721 Rev. Graham, the rain is a blessing, and it started when Pres. Trump took the podium.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (8mO0Q)

722 Heads just exploded with that rain remark!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (8b+oT)

723 It is done.

God Bless the United States of America.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (R5EqA)

724 Mark Shields is devastated. "Carnage In America". LOL Chicago's carnage is Barry's legacy, Mr. Shields.

MAGA!

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (JBggj)

725 I don't think I heard the word "I" in that speech once.

Thread winner.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (B+qrE)

726 712 Rush is brilliant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (mbhDw)
I really enjoy Moving Pictures and Subdivisions, but my favorite is still 2112!
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (7N6ox)

Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (mbhDw)

727 So, did Hillz get her pardon? It had to be published before Trump took the oath.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (kXoT0)

728 He is better on Twitter.............shut it down fella

Posted by: saf at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (+zN6H)

729 Rabbi for Heir

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (oVJmc)

730 MR. PRESIDENT TRUMP!!

Wow.

Never thought . . . . I could breathe again.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (hecJ2)

731 If you experience a Schadenboner lasting longer than 4 years call your doctor and tell him you fucking love it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (L3YlV)

732 "America First"
"Patriotism"
"Nationalism"

Soros and the Euroweinnes have to be stroking out right now.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (J5mC3)

733 Oh no! He mentioned Jesus!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (0mRoj)

734 490
Dare I say, he's a 21st Century Teddy Roosevelt?

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (Uy6ri)

Hmm, hope not! Or FDR with his promise of 'work programmes'.
Other than that 100% yes! And twisting the knife about being ignored? LURVE IT.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (Gim9y)

735 Amazing morning...fantastic speech. Hope Ryan and Rubio were paying attention

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (gcme+)

736 >>The Rabbi looks like Mel Brooks

The Schwartz is with him.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (/tuJf)

737 Please clap.

Posted by: Jeb! at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (4YUWF)

738 Pretty sure my girlfriend ain't gonna be walking quite right for the next several days.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (87y4e)

739 Well, there won't be any chin-stroking conversation between Charlie Rose and Tom Brokow, as before:

Brokow: "I don't really know what this man's world view is."

Rose:"Neither do it."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (ZO497)

740

TrumpCares!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (nQgx9)

741 We hate Trump because he is lieing about are Presdent of Color. Presdent Obama is still are Presdent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (Fbj4h)

742 Obviously, this speech proves Trump is a stalking horse for Hillary and the continued policies of the Left.

Posted by: Glenn Beck at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (buBai)

743 I didn't think it possible but my schadenboner increased in size.

God bless President Trump and God bless the U.S.A.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson's Book of Untruths at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (KJQpM)

744 What's rush saying?

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (eDc0r)

745 720 691
JERUSALEM!!!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (mbhDw)

I wonder if that was a sly jab or unintentional.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (0mRoj)


It is borderline, but the Torah is rich in quotes. Has to be intentional. Good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (mbhDw)

746 >>Mooch's face
talk about death glare


I'm sure this will be making the rounds:

https://twitter.com/samesfandiari/status/822458968249278465

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (NOIQH)

747 true dat. about the rain, means blessing

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (c6/9Q)

748 Posted by: sans_sheriff at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (NbUJb)


lol

Posted by: TGR at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (aovyt)

749 Can only imagine the WIccan priestess and Episcopalian dyke who'd be giving Hillary's benedictions.

Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (O7MnT)

750
Donald Trump just pulled down his pants, in front of a billion people, and rammed his presidential penis into obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (mZGNr)

751 I think Barron needs to pee.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (ODxAs)

752

Ya, but he was a Nazi rabbi...

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (+DAtP)

753 744 What's rush saying?
Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (eDc0r)


Awestruck by it all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (mbhDw)

754 My government doesn't hate me anymore!!!

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (C8aCP)

755 710 Go on nevertrumpers. Tell me what speench Jeb would have given. Tell me what message Rubio would have had.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (S2VsH)

Let it go already.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (jGgVe)

756 So, we're all Trumpsters now?
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (SIY7D)
---
I'm sure that Newsweek will be right along with that cover...

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (2mC6G)

757 Absolutely badass speach - I bet all the throne sniffing libbies who worship
Oh-BAHM -uh's jock strap are surprised to hear how shitty things
actually are and how much work is going to be needed to make it better.
They have not heard anything like that until now.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (Fb9aZ)

758 Rush said there are blood drops on the cameras from all the libs heads exploding

Posted by: DJ at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (+2t20)

759 We are on our way to victory, I do believe.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (11H2y)

760 T R i U M P h

Posted by: concrete girl at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (5wQIm)

761 "he can't win"

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (toH8T)

762 So help him God.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (dZGNV)

763 Sorry J.J. you left the hanging curve ball, had to drive it to RIGHT FIELD!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (7N6ox)

764 This guy is good, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (Nwg0u)

765 We hate Trump because he is lieing about are Presdent of Color. Presdent Obama is still are Presdent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (Fbj4h)


We're lining up to send you care packages when they round you up and put you in the camp, Mary.

Kisses.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (s5o+q)

766 751 I think Barron needs to pee.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (ODxAs)


Tinkle on that nice lady in the white pant suit, honey.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (mbhDw)

767 Over/under: Muslim cleric next?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (QtQaN)

768 674 The Rabbi looks like Mel Brooks

Will the priest look like Peter Cook?

Twue wuv! President Trump!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (MjzZN)

769 THEOCRACY!!!!!

Posted by: Chicken Prog at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (2mC6G)

770 Anthem time.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (S2VsH)

771 Obamas - totes grim faces.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (NOIQH)

772 He really does suck on telepromptor. He has to stop those hand gestures. The only one I want to see is the middle finger. Lol

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (eDc0r)


It's my understanding that he never used to do awkward, choppy gestures like that until he was told (or found out) that, by doing so, it made it almost impossible for the MFM to selectively edit him without it being totally obvious that was what they were doing.

I know he's going to disappoint me, but for now - three cheers for President Trump!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (X6fMO)

773 This should be great

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (sRFAL)

774 Wonderful prayer by the black pastor. I did not catch his name.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (bpfzP)

775 Let's all stand for the Anthem, Horde!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (PY9jH)

776 Oh, oh, you guys, the speech is giving Europeans the sadz.
https://twitter.com/KuestnerK/status/822493920856854529

I missed the name of the minister in the purple shirt, but I liked his prayer.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (XFRz1)

777 Trump said "I"

"I won't let you down."

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (gTQoY)

778 Non inclusive and divisive Trump inauguration has no imam. muslims must be scared out of their mind.

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (cOHS7)

779 Wow...I never dreamed such a speech would ever come from anyone in DC ever again. I truly believe we bet on the right horse from a very large field.

Posted by: first term at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (hkcM6)

780 We hate Trump because he is lieing about are Presdent of Color. Presdent Obama is still are Presdent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (Fbj4h)



*kiss on both cheeks*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (nQgx9)

781 Well now the real work begins. We'll see how much of his campaigning was bluster and how much he meant. How much of it was just what he figured people wanted to hear and how much was from the heart. God give him wisdom and strength.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (39g3+)

782 754 - you're right.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (11H2y)

783 My schadenboner is now red, white and blue. Should I seek medical attention?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (0mRoj)

784 The Rabbi looks like Mel Brooks


Give the President a 'harrumph!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (oVJmc)

785 It could have only been better if lasers came shooting out of his eyes in the end, burning up the politicians behind him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (pUDQf)

786 Meanwhile, at NeverTrump Central Command, silence.

Except for the soft, sucking sounds of genitalia retreating into body cavities.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (4YUWF)

787 Mooch looks like she has a turd coming out sideways.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (8b+oT)

788
Hose A and Hose B . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (mbhDw)

789 Wow, nice voice

Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (guIHw)

790 Go on nevertrumpers. Tell me what speench Jeb would have given. Tell me what message Rubio would have had.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (S2VsH)



Let it go already.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

===



No.


NEVER. ( that means 'never')

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (toH8T)

791 Okay--can we impeach now?

Posted by: Democrats and the Distraught Media but I repeat myself at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (Ndje9)

792 Want.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (VdICR)

793 It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: Byll Winn at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (eAZVt)

794 This girl took major heat from the lefties for singing today. Can you imagine? What assholes.

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (X4ZNp)

795 What a voice

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (nsB5p)

796 Mahalia!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (3jGss)

797 >>> Will the priest look like Peter Cook?
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (TppKb)

Hey abbott!!!

I hate that guy!

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (hvf9s)

798 Over/under: Muslim cleric next?\
----
NOPE!!!!

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (J5mC3)

799 Listen to this singer!

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (U6f54)

800 754 My government doesn't hate me anymore!!!

Weasel, isn't it glorious?

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (8mO0Q)

801 404 error on linky.




MAOSHQGA!!

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (qUNWi)

802 so far the whole ceremony was excellent, serious, majestic. the days of twerking are behind us.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (c6/9Q)

803 Our first National Anthem in the presidency of Trump.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (3jGss)

804 Let it go already.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (jGgVe)

Never.

Fuck Jeb and Rubio.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (1MUuC)

805 "Here's Obama reading a mean tweet from Trump complete with his response in all its shit Midas glory. "

That's so yesterday. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (kVX3W)

806 It feels good to stand for the Anthem with no pants and a beer!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (6gk0M)

807 Anybody kneeling? Didn't think so!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (lxPhc)

808 Moochelle is weeping!!!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (o38N1)

809 Hey H.R., please get back to us with how this all went over over there.

Posted by: Random Lurker at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (+tRIN)

810 National Anthem girl is cute and nervous as hell.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (0mRoj)

811 hit that note, honey!!

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (11H2y)

812 Meanwhile, at NeverTrump Central Command, silence.

Except for the soft, sucking sounds of genitalia retreating into body cavities.
Posted by: tsj017 at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (4YUWF)


They're burning the files over at National Review . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (s5o+q)

813 Lady using US Flag for a scarf...

Not good.

Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (48QDY)

814 My glass just broke!

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (Enq6K)

815 That speech!

What a wonderful way to introduce the world to President Trump's Big Hairy Brass Balls.

(And did you see the angry, über constipated look on Michelle's face?)

Stay Turgid, Morons.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (AmKus)

816 Ok, now I'm just crying. I'm a grown man, crying at the national anthem.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (pUDQf)

817 Play ball!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (0mRoj)

818 Oh.... My....

Slapped Washington DC upside the face with a mailed gauntlet, and threw it to the ground...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (qf6WZ)

819 McCain still hates us.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (qUNWi)

820 now she's got her hand on her heart

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (8mO0Q)

821 Fantastic

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (gcme+)

822 Get Barry to the choppa!

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (pCUr3)

823 J20, undisrupted.

Posted by: chris at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (2fIqd)

824 BTW, she's singing live. Beyonce lip-synced TFG's inauguration.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (3J/LN)

825 725 I don't think I heard the word "I" in that speech once.

Thread winner.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (B+qrE)

He did mention I once ...

Trump said something to the effect of "I will never let you down"

Posted by: ghbucky at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (D2q91)

826 sweet baby Jesus that was nice.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (C6xeQ)

827 Me, right now:

https://tinyurl.com/gm8lqxq

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (GUBah)

828 "The time for empty talk is over." Shame they didn't show Obama then

+++

Michelle with a #notmypresident sign

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (C+quA)

829 Finally, the grown ups are back in charge..

Posted by: DanInMN at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (KHwci)

830 817 Play ball!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (0mRoj)


Pro-grammies! Get yer pro-grammies here! Can't watch the game without one!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (mbhDw)

831 There goes our President.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (bpfzP)

832
Citizen obama...

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (mZGNr)

833 *tipples Rebel Yell into a shot glass*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (ZO497)

834 810...nervous because she knows she has to hit the high one.....and nailed it!

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (0LQ4f)

835 JERUSALEM!!!!!!

Caught that too.

Messages.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (C9pBZ)

836 Lyrics?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (7lehe)

837 755 710 Go on nevertrumpers. Tell me what speench Jeb would have given. Tell me what message Rubio would have had.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (S2VsH)

Let it go already.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (jGgVe)



If they will, sure!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (ujg0T)

838 I saw a pic of Jackie at the event last night, she looked like a hipster bag lady. Much better outfit today for the singing of the anthem! Pretty detailing on the coat.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (hvf9s)

839 Oh, I'm so happy. I feel like I just had the best sex of my life....with my future.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (11H2y)

840 I confess Jackie Evancho's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner made me cry!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (wCEn4)

841 The FORMER first Lady(man) scowling for the duration of the ceremony. WEIRD!

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (LBO1U)

842 Welcome Obamas legacy!

Posted by: Bathtub Drain at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (v9gSJ)

843 Nice to see Bob Dole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (sRFAL)

844 775 Let's all stand for the Anthem, Horde!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (PY9jH)

Uh, not such a good idea ...
*sets book in lap*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (VdICR)

845
Limbaugh is just gob-smacked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (mbhDw)

846 My uncle, who is a very successful retired businessman, gay, lives in Manhattan and whom I adore, posted on Facebook that if Jackie Evancho were his daughter, he'd disown her for performing at the inauguration.
Very disappointing. I know he wouldn't, either, because he and I have a pretty good understanding on these things, but still...

Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (W2wn0)

847 Caught sight of Bill Clinton there, but not Hillz

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (X4ZNp)

848 Only Muzzie on the stage was BO...

Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (pCOkh)

849 That was a very sweet rendition.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (3jGss)

850 Did Hillary disintegrate?

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (8b+oT)

851 Nood, everyone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (zdM/+)

852 >>My glass just broke!

You don't have to speak in euphemisms here.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (/tuJf)

853 was that Bob and Libby Dole?

Posted by: Billy Occam at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (ihtYN)

854 Just so y'all will know. (As I clean my face up with tissues, this report is sent out so that Ace's crew will knowledge of the immediate reaction of the "neutral" press.)

I don't have cable. I use a digital antenna, and the best reception tends to come from channel 15 PBS.
The reaction was truly weird and opposite our own.
They immediately declared it a campaign speech and emphasized the ugly "carnage" that Trump was emphasizing.

So there you go.
And I say let it go. The proof will be in the pudding. And I think - certainly HOPE - the pudding will be delicious.
Fuck those idiot naysayers.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (dDOWg)

855
okay, now everyone tune in to Rush!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (mZGNr)

856 They're burning the files over at National Review . . .

--

Ok, I laughed. Now I'm wondering is we need to do a Health and Welfare check on Weekly Standard.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (1bQAQ)

857 Obama is PISSED


GET LOST , PUNK

YOU SUCKED ENOUGH ALREADY

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (toH8T)

858 843 Nice to see Bob Dole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (sRFAL)


That so good a man could be so lousy a politician.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (mbhDw)

859 Barry's call sign?

Happy Days

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (PHcLa)

860 I'm in love. Yes, I expect to be disappointed from time to time, but ... the vision President Trump (thank you, any and all divines!) just laid out is one I can back. He's inspiring, he loves OUR country, and he seems a devout Christian, all of which are Very Good Things.

Posted by: Empire1 at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (r2/3c)

861 Was it Jackie Evancho? She has an unearthly voice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (39g3+)

862 Ok, now I'm just crying. I'm a grown man, crying at the national anthem. "

It's great, isn't it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (C9pBZ)

863 778 Non inclusive and divisive Trump inauguration has no imam. muslims must be scared out of their mind.
Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (cOHS7)

GOOD!

Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (qf6WZ)

864 Hillary!

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (K2T58)

865 Oops- Hillary sighting! She picked herself up off the floor.

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (X4ZNp)

866 Through the darkest hours...Benghazi, the Obamacare decision, the IRS scandal, and most of all Andrew Breitbart's death, I always returned here.

Thanks you, Ace, the cobs, and most of all, you idiots for throwing the lifeline.

Let's get to work.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (B+qrE)

867

CBC is nearly speechless. Stroking.

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (+DAtP)

868 Just noticed. He's got the old golden honey badger comb-over. Good!

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (Fmupd)

869
Ha, Bob Scheiffer calling it 'isolationist'.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (ODxAs)

870 Did you see the shit eating grin on Bush 43's face while Donald was talking - along with the clenched face on all the Democrats?

Posted by: An Observation at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (rCHk4)

871 (And did you see the angry, uber constipated look on Michelle's face?)

The estrogen supplements were an expired batch.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (X6fMO)

872 Oh, and fuck Hillary

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (6Ll1u)

873 Hillary looks happy. The staff must have spiked her morning cocktail with valium or xanax or sumptin.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (Jen0I)

874 I loved the line about transferring our middle class's wealth to the rest of the world. It's kind of like when an adult enters a room and everyone takes notice.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (dZ756)

875 Finally, the grown ups are back in charge..
Posted by: DanInMN at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (KHwci)

That's what I keep thinking.

I was struck especially when he and Pence were walking together...grown men.

Not whiny, petty, thin-skinned.

Grown. MEN.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (7lehe)

876 Obama's last trip on the government dime.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (8b+oT)

877 783 My schadenboner is now red, white and blue. Should I seek medical attention?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (0mRoj)

I had to wring mine's neck.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (R5EqA)

878 Bob Dole!

God bless.


Melania is a vision!!

Hill and. Ill look bewildered a d Michelle has a scowl permanently etched across her face.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (oQQwD)

879 Chris Matthews calls the speech "workmanlike."

The color of the sky in his world is commie red, however, so . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (s5o+q)

880 The dudes on CBS are nearly speechless. LOL. Take Obama's dick out of your mouth boys.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (E54Jq)

881

NOOD
'

NOOD





NOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (mZGNr)

882 I'm just going to need to remind lefties that are all a fluster over this speech: - You forgot that you were not going to have the bully pulpit forever. You dismissed and ignored and sneered and viciously attacked us for the last 8 years.

This is the result. Fucking own it. It's your big day as much as it is ours.

Posted by: Heralder at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (oCER9)

883 HILLARY!!!!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (8b+oT)

884 By the way - I won the inauguration bingo

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (Fb9aZ)

885 Laura Bush is such a pretty lady.

W is a lucky guy.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (toH8T)

886 Ok, George just said off mic about 41 - "he's doing better".


Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (C9pBZ)

887 Biden just called Bob Dole "Joe". Biden also joked that "I don't do anything now."

Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (VSjwn)

888 When does the Great Unwinding begin?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (o38N1)

889 Is Hillary drinking yet?

Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (O7MnT)

890 ABC not happy with the nationalist message of what they are calling Trump's first campaign speech for reelection.

But they are happy with Obama's stone-faced demeanor because that is the same as theirs.

Time to go full oppo, baby.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (U6f54)

891 I honestly did think Obama was going to pull even bigger stunts on his way out, like "pardoning" all the Dreamers or something like that.

He definitely left some messes for Trump to clean up in just his last few days, if I were Trump I would just rescind all Executive Orders in the last 12 weeks in one fell swoop.

Posted by: Maritime at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (rKQiX)

892 ladies and gentlemen, please stay tuned for the dismantling of all obama's executive orders !

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (c6/9Q)

893 Hillary just shook hands with Jason Chaffetz.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (VdICR)

894 Ima go start every vehicle I own.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (PHcLa)

895 Classy, stopping to acknowledge Dole.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (L3YlV)

896 Second look at Trump?

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (buBai)

897 And now Chuck Todd dissects how awful and antagonistic the speech was.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (J+eG2)

898 866 Through the darkest hours...Benghazi, the Obamacare decision, the IRS scandal, and most of all Andrew Breitbart's death, I always returned here.

Thanks you, Ace, the cobs, and most of all, you idiots for throwing the lifeline.

Let's get to work.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (B+qrE)

That was a terrible week for me. A couple days later Neptunus Lex joined the Choir Eternal as well.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (R5EqA)

899 That speech as the rhetorical equivalent of eating veal off a vegan's face.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (mf5HN)

900 10 Go on nevertrumpers. Tell me what speench Jeb would have given. Tell me what message Rubio would have had.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (S2VsH)

Let it go already

No!

#WAR

Posted by: Al Leppo at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (8mYHH)

901 You have nothing to fear from a Trump presidency.

But I do.

Posted by: John McCain at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (Ndje9)

902 >>The Rabbi looks like Mel Brooks

The Schwartz is with him.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (/tuJf)

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Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (caL0r)

903 890 ABC not happy with the nationalist message of what they are calling Trump's first campaign speech for reelection.

But they are happy with Obama's stone-faced demeanor because that is the same as theirs.

Time to go full oppo, baby.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (U6f54)


The MFM is no longer an effective force.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (mbhDw)

904 Today is a good day.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (CVwqv)

905 cspan let us listen to the establishment shits going through the halls, when I'd really rather not.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (8mO0Q)

906 Congratulations, America!

Time to flush the obamaturd down the toilet of history.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (LRVnP)

907 thanks ace and cobs, for your wisdom and comfort these last eight years. God bless.

Posted by: ss at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (iU+1A)

908 899 That speech as the rhetorical equivalent of eating veal off a vegan's face.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (mf5HN)


Nicely worded.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (mbhDw)

909 That speech as the rhetorical equivalent of eating veal off a vegan's face.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (mf5HN)

Alex, that's why we love you...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (caL0r)

910 why would anyone watch anything other than cspan or fox business ? are you people masochist ??

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (c6/9Q)

911 There's frizzy Tomahawk Lizzy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (Nwg0u)

912 I've been waiting for this since about 1995. I NEVER though a president Trump would or even could happen. Extraordinary. But, as a great leader once said: This is not the end. It's not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

It's going to be a long hard struggle ahead because in Washington Trump stands alone today. We have to be there as best we can.

Posted by: Keith at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (USf3s)

913 Martha Radditz is over the edge. She just said Trump already went over the red line, whatever that means.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (U6f54)

914 912 Posted by: Keith at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (USf3s)


Churchill.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (mbhDw)

915 Real comment on CBS: I didn't here him mention once what the American people had to do - only what he was going to do."

I mean talk about missing the point - what a dickhead. Maybe he missed civics class along with the speech - but it is the government's job to work for the people - not the other way around - what an ass.


Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (Fb9aZ)

916 Talking head on Fox: he went after the Obama administration in several subtle ways . . .

Subtle?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (Nwg0u)

917 I watched the WH.gov feed. No commentary. I paid for this channel, we all did.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (JNDQi)

918 Churchill.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (mbhDw)

Yes, I know

Posted by: Keith at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (USf3s)

919 913 Martha Radditz is over the edge. She just said Trump already went over the red line, whatever that means.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (U6f54).


It's kind of sad to see people who do not understand that they are completely irrelevant go on and on as if they were.

Pathetic, tragic. And funny!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (mbhDw)

920 The balls on this guy. Called them out to their faces.

Posted by: Javems at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (yOqwj)

921 Go on nevertrumpers. Tell me what speench Jeb would have given. Tell me what message Rubio would have had.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (S2VsH)
---
"I need a nap"

Posted by: !Heb! at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (2mC6G)

922 Fox Bimbo: "I was there when Bill and Hillary left the White House in 2001..." silverware falling out of their pockets.

Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (O7MnT)

923 916 Talking head on Fox: he went after the Obama administration in several subtle ways . . .

Subtle?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (Nwg0u)


Like gas instead of bullets, ja?

OOPS. never mind. misunderstood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (mbhDw)

924 Talking head on Fox: he went after the Obama administration in several subtle ways . . .

Subtle?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (Nwg0u)
---
More subtle than Rowdy Roddy Pepper....

Posted by: !Heb! at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (2mC6G)

925 President Trump.

I've never said that before. I like it.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (Ndje9)

926 Tuned by ABC and got a Hitler/National Socialist reference within 30 seconds of Trump's party leaving.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (cOHS7)

927 Maybe when O climbs on Marine One the pilots will tell him to fly himself off, and then exit.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (U6f54)

928 Every establishment tool just got a face full of something . . .

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (C6xeQ)

929 899
That speech as the rhetorical equivalent of eating veal off a vegan's face.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (mf5HN)
______________________________________________
I nominate this as the all the threads of the inauguration day winner.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (Fb9aZ)

930 I'm flying the flag for first time in over eight years. And drinking victory champagne. It's finally over !

Posted by: Blutarskiesque 0.0 at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (xJxz7)

931 My government doesn't hate me anymore!!!



Weasel, isn't it glorious?

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (8mO0Q)

Until the nest of vipers that is DC is cleansed by fire, most of your government still hates you (and me).

Your President doesn't hate you anymore, though, and that is a good start.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (xDKH6)

932 It can never be said enough....

Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (CVwqv)

933 msnbc "no more soaring rhetoric"
geeeez

Posted by: harley1911 at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (XCvWP)

934 Maybe when O climbs on Marine One the pilots will tell him to fly himself off, and then exit.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (U6f54)

No.

Drop him off in Benghazi instead.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (caL0r)

935 Boy Joe really lingered with Melania...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (lxPhc)

936 I'm worried...

You don't want to make a Wookie mad.

Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (Zs4uk)

937 can we get that garbage out of dc please, asap. no need for pics....

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (c6/9Q)

938 That speech was Trump going Bukkake on Obama.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (caL0r)

939 Biden is taking the train back to Delaware. I can't wait to see the Obamas get in that helicopter

Posted by: Jen the original at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (VDvux)

940 Cokie Roberts echoing all the rest of the assholes, saying that the speech was awful.

Dystopian is now the adjective.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (U6f54)

941 >>>More subtle than Rowdy Roddy Pepper....

PIPER!!!!!!!!!!
:::smashes coconut on head, smears banana in face::::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (lxPhc)

942 msnbc "no more soaring rhetoric"

gee too bad ... soaring rhetoric helps solve so many problems

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (RzUqr)

943 Cokie Roberts can shove a long-spined cactus right up her ass.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (caL0r)

944 As Ace said a few days ago....
The media continues its campaign of self immolation.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (C6xeQ)

945 Finally, GTFO.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (U6f54)

946 Hey, Ex-Preznit Jugears McFuckstick!

FUCK. YOU.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (caL0r)

947 Mooch hating this. Every second of it.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (U6f54)

948 to see them driven before you. . .

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (C6xeQ)

949 Posted by: redbanzai at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (xDKH6)

There's a name I ain't seen in a while. 'Sup red ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (MhYfz)

950 943 Cokie Roberts can shove a long-spined cactus right up her ass.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (caL0r)



I was thinking her vag, but you beat me to it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (ujg0T)

951 Cokie Roberts can shove a long-spined cactus right up her ass.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (caL0r)


I was thinking her vag, but you beat me to it.
====================
So was I.

Posted by: gwennyth paltrow at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (C6xeQ)

952 Try and recall the media going so all out critical of an inaugural address.

This is a first. The media proving to us its total lack of self-awareness, its bias overcoming all.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (U6f54)

953 Kick those chopper rotors on goddamn, get him out of there

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (5mv3X)

954 Thought he'd never leave

GTFO

Posted by: Slack at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (3fLMH)

955 The mooch body language as DJT was giving her a kiss goodbye. He held her arms/shoulders & she stood with right arm by her side.

Posted by: Roscoe at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (UqeeU)

956 And they're gone! Good riddance to bad rubbish!

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (CQny9)

957 Pay for your own vacations now shaguts

Posted by: Slack at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (3fLMH)

958 Posted by: redbanzai at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (xDKH6)



There's a name I ain't seen in a while. 'Sup red ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (MhYfz)


Just checking in on the Inauguration coverage... My office has temporarily blocked any place I could actually see the ceremony so I am living vicariously through Moron comments:-P

Posted by: redbanzai at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (xDKH6)

959 OK, President Trump. Get out the pen and start with the undoing.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (U6f54)

960 If Red Foreman had ever given an inaugural speech, this would be it. "Hey, Obama, how's it feel when my foot meets your ass?"

Posted by: Dr Alice at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (LaT54)

961 Aviones, senor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (mbhDw)

Infrastructure is totally legit. Obama's "infrastructure" spending was a total sham, of course, because that's how he rolls.

One suggestion: build I-17, to link Phoenix with Las Vegas. The corridor roads are already posted as "future I-17 corridor"; so just go ahead and do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (LRVnP)

962 I like the way he shit on all of the DC politicians and elites. Talk about populism. Nice and short and clear. I'll bet he's got 50+ EOs signed by now.

Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (g1MTt)

963 Melania...that is all.

Posted by: braininahat at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (7KoHa)

964 He said Radical Islamic Terrorism will be wiped from the face of the Earth.


Posted by: An Observation at January 20, 2017 12:52 PM (rCHk4)

965 Did he even use notes for his speech? I saw no glances down; just eyeing the crowd.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 20, 2017 12:55 PM (rCAgn)

966 Great speech. Beautiful wife. God. American flag. Happy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 20, 2017 01:00 PM (fq4ih)

967 MIchelle looks like she ate a bad clam.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (11H2y)

That's Huma's job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2017 01:00 PM (LRVnP)

968 Egad - Obama is going to drone on and on and Andrews.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 01:06 PM (CQny9)

969 733 Oh no! He mentioned Jesus!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (0mRoj)

I know, right? Heads were exploding but my heart felt warm.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 20, 2017 01:10 PM (RHjCR)

970 muslims must be scared out of their mind.

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (cOHS7)

And if they are scared enough to buy one-way tickets shitcanistan, call it a win.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2017 01:12 PM (LRVnP)

971 Oh how times have changed in the conservative world if you want to call it that I remember when I was widely mocked and derided as a racist bigot and a jew-hater because I dared to be an American Nationalist and now all you right-wing blogs are all about Donald Trump yeah I voted for the guy and yes I still am a conservative but I find it very ironic that you guys are cheering on the very thing that got me divided and actually got my blog pack by one of you assholes back in 2006 and 2007 so y'all can kiss my ass bunch of f****** Hypocrites and if you think the Donald Trump's going to do anything for your neocon friends you're crazy have a nice day

Posted by: Charles Patrick Adkins ( The fucking one and only) at January 21, 2017 01:13 PM (4mBiX)

972 Some of that above didn't come out right because I was using text-to-speech but my point still stands I find it very ironic that you guys support the very thing that got me mocked and derided and also got my bug hacked back in 2007. My point is y'all ain't nothing but a bunch of f****** hypocrites

Posted by: Charles Patrick Adkins ( The fucking one and only) at January 21, 2017 01:20 PM (4mBiX)

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