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First!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (MZcWR) 2
Praise God!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (4ErVI) 3
Almost first.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (tVWQB) 4
I can't breathe. I'm so excited.
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (sBOL1) Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (WuRdh) 6
Wow, I got a first, one minute before we get a (it is hoped) great president.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (MZcWR) 7
Here we go
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (4ErVI) 8
Obama will never be President (again)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (SIY7D) 9
HERE WE GO!
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (pCUr3) 10
Damn if it's 30 seconds to noon. Good timing. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (mbhDw) 11
It's not an oath, it's a tax!
Posted by: John Roberts at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (0mRoj) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (4b0RA) Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (qgUJH) 14
Ooohh, ooohhh, AAAHHHHHH
Posted by: Winston Wolf at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (3Liv/) 15
And here it comes.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (tVWQB) 16
looks like a few people showed up
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (0LQ4f) 17
When Pence took his oath, I let out a screech so high pitched, such as a schoolgirl on a playground, that my cats scattered to the winds.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (SEXy3) Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (4ErVI) 19
Mormans, being peaceful, no workplace violence.
Posted by: The Deplorable Garbone at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (pCOkh) 20
Wooo
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (34w2E) 21
Damn the place is packed.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (0mRoj) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (+DAtP) 23
Oh my lord
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (gcme+) 24
Bye bye Barry you filthy commie scum
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (OE2ur) 25
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (lxPhc) 26
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (NOIQH) 27
Yes!!!
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (Tyii7) 28
SUCK IT HILLARY!!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (0mRoj) 29
Is this where they bring in the Russian prostitutes?
Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (2Mnv1) 30
IT"S HAPPENING
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (hvf9s) 31
GET TO THE CHOPPA!
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (0LQ4f) 32
And we're done. Thank God for seeing through the last eight years.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (tVWQB) Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (WuRdh) Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (mBnZE) 35
And bam there it is.
Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (tewYv) Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (qgUJH) 37
>>I feel like as he's swearing in Trump, in a way, he's also swearing in My Dick.
Both standing tall and alert!! Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (NOIQH) Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (sBOL1) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (mbhDw) 40
That was fast.
Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (XFRz1) Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (8rNrN) 42
WOOOHOOO!
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (mBnZE) 43
It's done!!!!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (6i8i1) 44
Swearing in would have been perfect if Trump had dick-punched John Roberts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (PY9jH) Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (hMqvx) 46
Geez, I thought the fireworks were gunfire.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (oVJmc) 47
#endofanerror
Posted by: phoenixgirl... bye bye scoamf!!! at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (0O7c5) 48
God bless PRESIDENT TRUMP!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (oQQwD) 49
May you all find Joy in your hearts in the Days of the Golden Scalp Weasel. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (hLRSq) 50
GONE! THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (nsB5p) 51
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (2mC6G) 52
Now let's get that pen and phone working.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (qgUJH) 53
Let's get down to business.
Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (hJamr) 54
WAR HAS ALREADY STARTED!!! CANNONS
Posted by: Leftard at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (0LQ4f) Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (AoK0a) 56
Thank you God!!! *weeping*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (PY9jH) 57
is there a good link?
Posted by: willow at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (R7cwD) 58
I don't think I've ever crude at an inauguration before...
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (JNDQi) 59
I'm shaking.i am actually shaking....
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (gcme+) 60
Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we're free at last!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (Nwg0u) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (+DAtP) 62
President Trump. Suck it leftists. Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Posted by: Evil Otto at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (DeZs2) 63
Alexa, who is the President?
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (Uy6ri) 64
No pudding and valurite?
Posted by: Pete at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (+GIS3) 65
President Trump!
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (Fmupd) 66
44 Swearing in would have been perfect if Trump had dick-punched John Roberts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (PY9jH) "Thanks for leaving me with Obamacare, schmuck!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (mbhDw) 67
So I had a drink.
Feels nice! Now I get this whole "alcoholism" thing! Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (8rNrN) ----------- I did too! My kids are laughing at me. Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (sBOL1) 68
I think I hear that glass ceiling breaking.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (Halhc) 69
THIS IS YUGE
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (nsB5p) 70
54 WAR HAS ALREADY STARTED!!! CANNONS
Posted by: Leftard at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (0LQ4f) And here I was doing such a good job staying mostly quiet at work. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (WuRdh) 71
And the air already tastes a bit more free
Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (3Liv/) 72
Ok, you can go ahead and start.
Posted by: Winston Wolf at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (mBnZE) Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (NOIQH) 74
Kill it, Donald.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (PY9jH) 75
Fist pump!
Posted by: Leftard at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (0LQ4f) Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (SEXy3) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (C9pBZ) 78
Thank God Almighty TFG's term is over.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (jxbfJ) 79
57 is there a good link?
Posted by: willow at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (R7cwD) CNN: http://edition.cnn.com/2017/01/20/politics/inauguration-live-coverage/index.html Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (3jGss) 80
$5 says Michal leaves during his speech.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (Halhc) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (6gk0M) 82
"Lets get to work...mic drop"
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (0LQ4f) 83
64 No pudding and valurite?
Posted by: Pete at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (+GIS3) Used up last November. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (mbhDw) 84
I'm happy for all of you. And I am praying for President Trump. He is important to Canada as well.
BTW I'm curious as to the process by which the occupant of the White House is changed. Do the Trumps become the residents of the White House right now? Is there a bunch of furniture being moved out, while other furniture is being moved. Is Michelle taking all the couch covers and drapes out of her personal closet? I'm curious. Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (hJrjt) 85
Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey . . .
Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (xVRrG) 86
From the previous thread, since Ace is so quick...
Oh geez I can't stop crying and then it's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (bpfzP) I closed the door in my office to watch. I haven't cried like this since I watched Reagan's funeral. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (X6fMO) *hugs you both* watching from my office too! Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (hvf9s) 87
Cried not crude
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (JNDQi) 88
ShitMidas is gone
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (6i8i1) 89
President Trump. done.
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (c6/9Q) 90
Shorter Inaugural: "Time to get to work"
Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (X4ZNp) 91
45th President Donald J Trump.
Yes, really. And the 44th President is now an Ex-President, for which we thank God. Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (TppKb) 92
flaming trump skull added. The Constitution actually requires I do that, to make it official.
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (8rNrN) 93
Did he sign an EO yet?
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (VndSC) 94
I am so happy.
Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (11H2y) 95
Hilary can still win this, right?
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (/dvDR) 96
Daddy!!!
Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (3jGss) 97
I'm totally celebrating today. No more Obama. No more Twerking, Muslims, and Marxists. Thanks the Lord.
And no pardon for the Clinton Crime Syndicate. Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (buBai) 98
CHOKE ON IT, BARRY!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (0mRoj) Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (MhYfz) 100
GET THE JOB DONE! Fuck yes!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (lxPhc) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (+DAtP) 102
When does the bus train show up to bring the Libtards to Canada?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner for posterity' at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (v9gSJ) 103
Golden scalp weasel burning skull!!! Awesome.
Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (xVRrG) Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (hvf9s) 105
loving the play-by-play here as I sit at my desk. Thanks Ace, thanks Horde. You've kept me from surrendering to despair far too many times to count over the past decade.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Myopic American at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (RwwCT) 106
I was really disappointeds in 2009 election.
2012 I threw up I just couldn't believe we had to doanother 4 years. we made it. those disappointed in Hillary's loss will also make it. I do know how they feel but without the violence and threats. Posted by: willow at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (R7cwD) 107
I'm crying and have goosebumps. Can't believe this just happened.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (PY9jH) 108
What do you think, speech under 5 minutes?
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (Halhc) Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (nsB5p) 110
Great Picture Ace
Thanks Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (sRFAL) 111
here it comes.....transferring power from DC back to the people.
Swoon... Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (11H2y) 112
Hey, what'd I miss?
Posted by: A liberal who's been in a coma since June at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (oVJmc) 113
Trump is being a class act, considering what a shitstain Barry is.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (0mRoj) 114
Go to the CSPAN link from Drudge
Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (tewYv) 115
Honestly, I could leave out the part about the people of the world.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (qgUJH) 116
The people now have the power.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (4ErVI) 117
So he didn't pardon bo berghdal?
Posted by: Mr pink at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (u8Bw8) 118
Do the Trumps become the residents of the White House right now? Is
there a bunch of furniture being moved out, while other furniture is being moved. They have staff moving everything right now. There is a five hour window to get the previous occupants' belongings out and the new stuff in. Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (hJamr) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (+DAtP) 120
OMG, ace! The Flaming Golden Scalp Weasel!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (PY9jH) 121
Love the flaming skull - the most luxurious, just the best one evah!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (NOIQH) 122
It's hot sauce! Clear hot sauce!
Posted by: Hillary! at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (bc2Lc) 123
Carter is now officialy the second-most awful ex-President ever.
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (VndSC) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (mbhDw) 125
Where's the teleprompter? Can anyone find it?
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (Halhc) 126
I wonder who he'll nuke first.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (6i8i1) 127
Ooooh, Trump slamming the DC swamp!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (PY9jH) 128
ty, m.
Posted by: willow at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (R7cwD) 129
"We are taking power from Washington DC and giving it back to you, the people."
LET IT BE TRUE!!! Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (WuRdh) 130
Hell yes!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (4b0RA) 131
He's nailing DC and the establishment
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (OE2ur) 132
omg, the establishment protected itself! I LOVE THIS>..
Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (11H2y) 133
This is going where I want it to go.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (/tuJf) 134
That skull is really, really, really classy.
Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (tewYv) 135
Holy shit, he's bringing the heat already.
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (o38N1) 136
The new flaming skull is luxurious.
Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (hJamr) 137
Do the Trumps become the residents of the White House right now? Is there a bunch of furniture being moved out, while other furniture is being moved.
Is Michelle taking all the couch covers and drapes out of her personal closet? I'm curious. Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (hJrjt) Once the Obamas and Trumps left the WH this morning they started to turn the place upside down. They have about 5 hours to get the rest of the Obamas things out, scrub everything, move the Trumps things in, make repairs, etc. Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (VSjwn) 138
Trump is dick punching most of the people sitting up there.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (4ErVI) 139
Oh, he's about to put foot to ass. BOOYAH!
Posted by: sans_sheriff at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (62j1K) 140
Going after Washington. Hahaha. Nice.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (cAnNx) 141
A good start!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (wCEn4) 142
OMG....HE CALLED OUT D.C. I LOVE THIS GUY NOW,!!
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (JNDQi) Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (nsB5p) 144
Wonder if Trump told Obama, "You're fired!"
Posted by: Fox2! at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (brIR5) 145
102 When does the bus train show up to bring the Libtards to Canada?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner for posterity' at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (v9gSJ) I'm sure Prime Minister Pretty Hair is busy rolling out the welcome mat. Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (hJrjt) 146
excellent speech !!!!!!
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (c6/9Q) Posted by: Esch at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (D/BUj) 148
He is calling out the establishment? Lol. They are sitting right behind him getting hemorrhoids.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (gcme+) 149
wow.....he's giving it to them now!!!!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl... bye bye scoamf!!! at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (0O7c5) 150
No more pardons. No more national monuments. No more regulations. No more planeloads of cash to Iran.
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (TppKb) 151
Holy crap. He's trash talking the Obama's and politicians right in front of them all.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (Halhc) 152
120 OMG, ace! The Flaming Golden Scalp Weasel!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (PY9jH) Better'n Blago. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (mbhDw) Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (sBOL1) 154
No pardon for Hillary or the Crime Syndicate!!!1!1!1eleventy!!
Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (buBai) 155
Boom shakalaka!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (0mRoj) 156
"Transferring power from Washington D.C..."
So - this is going to be a reaming, then. *settles in to enjoy it* Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (OVUYQ) 157
He's laying into it with a hatchet. This is going to be a very interesting next four years.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (hLRSq) 158
This is a great day to be alive!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (kP16F) 159
Wow. Burn on Obama right out of the gate. "Restore and Rebuild."
Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (O7MnT) 160
Barry's butt cheeks are clamped right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (PY9jH) Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (qgUJH) 162
...and after the Age of Obama, a time of oppression and misery and shame for Americans, came the Age of Trump, a golden age, the age of heroes...
Posted by: Hesiod at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (hA1V+) 163
Wow, Trump's not holding back here. Are inaugural speeches usually like this, basically badmouthing the outgoing administration, right to their faces?
Nice. I'm pleasantly surprised, yet again, with President Trump. Posted by: Pastafarian at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (sgHEm) 164
The establishment must be shitting in their pants
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (nsB5p) 165
The Golden Scalp Weasel is kicking ass!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (Nwg0u) 166
Best Inaugural Address ever!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (mbhDw) 168
"This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Obama, it will soon see the end of the Democrat Party."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (MZcWR) 169
Fireworks in my neighborhood! (Northern Virginia)
Posted by: LadyS at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (4EvED) 170
Awesome speech.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (mBnZE) 171
bitch-slapping all the politico-garbage on the dais
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (c6/9Q) 172
The Donald is dick punching Obama in this speech.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (Vzqe+) 173
THE PARTY'S OVER, BITCHEZ!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (6i8i1) 174
A beautiful day! Mostly to all my Horde extended family!
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (a0m5R) 175
166 Best Inaugural Address ever!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (PY9jH) Lincoln's second would beg to differ. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (mbhDw) 176
He really does suck on telepromptor. He has to stop those hand gestures. The only one I want to see is the middle finger. Lol
Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (eDc0r) 177
I'm alone watching. I smiled laughed and clapped. I'm opening a bottle of the some bubbly stuff later and we'll drink a toast to Trump and the constitution and people of America. Then it's amber rum and sprite zero into the early hours, same as every Friday night.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (iWW0H) 178
whaooooo he is bringing it to the our rulers. Up their giggy!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner for posterity' at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (v9gSJ) Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (NOIQH) 180
Drain the Swamp speech. WoooHooo.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (+lVUW) 181
"This moment is your moment. It belongs to you."
Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (3jGss) 182
This moment is your moment, it belongs to you...
Barky set a record for the use of "I" in speeches. Trump will set a record for the use of "you"? Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (hvf9s) 183
Popped smoke at the office and now home. Transition from Betsy Ross 13 star flag that has been flying on my house for about six years to 50 star current flag has been made.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (GUBah) 184
Bitch slapping the political establishment. I love it.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (nQgx9) 186
Clintons have Epstein's plane spun up and ready to go to get them four thousand miles from an indictment.
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (TppKb) 187
Has the Beast face-planted yet?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (PY9jH) 188
Having a beer right now to celebrate!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (L3YlV) 189
A real populist. This should be an interesting four years.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (gcme+) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (+DAtP) Posted by: phoenixgirl... bye bye scoamf!!! at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (0O7c5) Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (sF/De) 193
I dont have a flagpole...but I have something else I can use.....run up the colors!
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (0LQ4f) 194
Barky set a record for the use of "I" in speeches. Trump will set a record for the use of "you"?
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (hvf9s) Good point. And he just said "our government." Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (3jGss) 195
He gesticulates like a Jew/Italian New Yorker. Love it! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (mbhDw) 196
Your Velcome ...
Posted by: Vladamir Putin at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (mt8X9) 197
Damn!!!! He's just stickin' it to Ol' 4-putt!
The crowd isn't catching on to his applause lines, though.... Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (br2jI) 198
This IS a revolution
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (nsB5p) 199
Trump is slicing like a fucking hammer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (PY9jH) 200
Trump Trumping
Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (hdpay) Posted by: Timon at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (27k1O) 202
I'm confused because I'm not hearing a constant stream of "I" or "me" coming from Trump.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (4ErVI) 203
OMG. He just bitch slapped the Education Cartel.
Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (11H2y) 204
The only thing missing up there is Trump taking a baseball bat to everyone's skulls ala The Untouchables. I wanted him to take a massive dump on the last 8 years and his bowels HAVE DELIVERED!!!
Posted by: sans_sheriff at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (NbUJb) 205
Drinking Trump Red right now!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (wCEn4) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (6i8i1) 207
189 A real populist. This should be an interesting four years.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (gcme+) Im hoping for at least 8-16. If not 32. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (mbhDw) 208
>>Barky set a record for the use of "I" in speeches. Trump will set a record for the use of "you"?
This Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (sF/De) 210
Can you hear me NOW?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (Ndje9) 211
I think Obama is going to jump up and try to interject. He looks pissed.
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (o38N1) 212
He gesticulates like a Jew/Italian New Yorker. Love it!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (mbhDw) Hope he doesn't grab his crotch. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (sRFAL) 213
He's fucking nailing it. The office liberals are having the vapors
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (OE2ur) 214
This American carnage stops, right here and now.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (caL0r) 216
Boom! Down goes the NEA, UFT an Rahm. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (nQgx9) 218
202 I'm confused because I'm not hearing a constant stream of "I" or "me" coming from Trump.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (4ErVI) But but but he's just an egomaniacal reality TV show star! Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (XFRz1) 220
OMG
Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (hdpay) 221
JJ. is that it? Lol. No wonder I find New Yorkers annoying.
Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (eDc0r) 222
Don't let the door hit you on your ass Barry, now get on that copter and get the fcuk out of here
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (nsB5p) 223
Drinking Trump Red right now!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (wCEn4) ----------- Me too! Glad you found it. Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (sBOL1) 224
If he believes this, and I think he does, the SCOTUS picks are going to be great.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (Halhc) 225
Chuck Schumer reading Sullivan Ballou's letter was beyond irony for so many reasons, not the least of which is Major Ballou was essentially fighting against the Democrats want of slavery and gave his all in the process.
Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (rZMx1) 226
Our country not the governments country. Love it!
Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (hMqvx) 227
ARE WE THERE YET?
Posted by: Paladin at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (E1aoU) Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (hvf9s) Posted by: Mad hatter at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (g6vtR) 230
One heart, one home, and one glorious destiny...I love that.
Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (hJamr) Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 36 dayss at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (0O7c5) 232
President Trump isn't sounding very conciliatory to me. It worries me he might have actually meant all those things he said.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (d76uN) 233
Love you guys!
Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (q177U) 234
Among the things I wish I'd said myself as soon as I heard it:
That the Hillary Clinton presidency, from which Donald Trump managed to save us, was going to be "Carrie on prom night", except lasting for years. If you thought Obama was bad, imagine HRC, with decades more toxic venom dripping from what's left of her soul, equipped with the full power of the newly weaponized Presidency, and bent on utterly remorseless vengeance. Obama at least got baked and went off to play golf a lot. Hillary doesn't golf. She would have been relentless. And horrible. Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (noWW6) 235
"scattered like tombstones across the landscape of our nation".
"This American carnage stops right here, and right now". Wow. Just wow. Hope he delivers. Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (TppKb) 236
Oh, God, please preserve, protect and defend this president, his cabinet and his administration.
And confound its enemies. Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (11H2y) 237
This is great.
"The crime and the gangs and the drugs that have stolen too many young lives." Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (3jGss) 238
212 He gesticulates like a Jew/Italian New Yorker. Love it!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (mbhDw) Hope he doesn't grab his crotch. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (sRFAL) 6 months ago we were worried about him grabbing someone else's crotch. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (mbhDw) 239
"American carnage."
"One glorious destiny." "Oath of allegiance to all Americans." Strong words. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (hLRSq) Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (sBOL1) 241
WHY AM I AT WORK I SHOULD BE IN DC!!!!
I never like political speeches and maybe I'm high on giddyness, but damn this is a good speech. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (WuRdh) 242
He seems to like bitter clingers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (6i8i1) 243
Holy crap. I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (sF/De) 246
Please! My penis can only get so erect!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (VV72c) 247
And this is why we got Trump!
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (/tuJf) 248
President Trump just shoved that barb wire wrapped pineapple up the collective asses of the politicians behind him, SIDEWAYS. LOVE IT!
Posted by: Timon at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (27k1O) 249
Boarders...Boom!
Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (hdpay) 250
The Barackhenatening Has Begun...
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (tdv0F) 251
HE'S CRUSHING IT OFF THE FIRST TEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (xVRrG) 252
Defend the borders!
Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (yL25O) Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (hJamr) 254
Who will the Dems try to impeach first? Trump, or Ace's dick?
Their tears are sweet lubricant for our evil. Posted by: tsj017 at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (4YUWF) 255
I took the day off to watch at home because I knew I wouldn't be quiet. I did not expect to be so choked up. Boo ya!
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (qy238) 256
Infrastructure. Ugh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (mbhDw) 257
Obama is pissed now, too. Shame they won't show Michael.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (Halhc) 258
Holy Hannah, sports fans, I think he means it!!!
Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (s5o+q) Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (TppKb) 260
Lincoln's second would beg to differ."
Indeed. Let's not start su... well, you get the idea. Good speech. Even better cigar. Sun broke out over Houston. It's a new day in Texas, for sure! (waves towards Rex up on the dias...) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (C9pBZ) 261
President Trump isn't sounding very conciliatory to me. It worries me he might have actually meant all those things he said.
Say what? Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (Tyii7) 262
Barry's got to be pissed as hell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH) 263
And I can breath now.
I said I wouldn't rest until his hand was on the Bible and John Roberts said "congratulations Mr President" because I knew the Donks would do and try ANYTHING to stay in power. That is over now. Now my boner on the other hand, Status: Still hard from the 11/8 start of it. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (1JnAL) 264
THIS is why he got Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Ohio.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (+lVUW) 265
Holy shit, this speech is good.
Posted by: Seems legit at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (U+nHb) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (+DAtP) Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (mZGNr) 268
Me too! Glad you found it.
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (sBOL1) Thanks, for a minute there I couldn't find a corkscrew and I almost had a panic attack! Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (wCEn4) 269
Suicide Hotline in Brattleboro, VT reports all lines full.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (oVJmc) 270
The speech is a nice FUCK YOU to Barry Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (OE2ur) 271
I am dying of anticipation waiting to learn what he will do first. What will be the first order he signs? Will he sign it today?
THIS is why I took today off from work. Thank you dear God in Heaven that we can look ahead with renewed hope. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (SEXy3) 272
If he wrote this speech, he's more brilliant than even his best supporters could have imagined.
Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (11H2y) 273
This has to be hard for Zero. It's hard for me.
Posted by: freaked at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (KvWlw) 274
Have to admit...I think this is the first swearing in I have ever seen....is speeching a normal thing?
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (0LQ4f) 275
Serious resting bitch face on Hillary and Mooch. Hee hee hee.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (0mRoj) 276
Obama being told the real deal, in person, for the first time since Ben Carson.
You have no clothes. Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (48QDY) 277
Can I hold my Mussolini pose throughout the whole speech?
Posted by: Barry at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (hA1V+) Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (tdv0F) 279
I AM CELEBRATING THE END OF SCOAMF WITH THREE FUCKING TAMALES AND A MOTHERFUCKING HOPSLAM, BABY!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (caL0r) 280
Dubya just did a side glance to Obama.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (zdM/+) 282
America First.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (eytER) 283
I JUST FUCKING CAME IN MY PANTS
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (4ErVI) 284
Any minute now he's gonna drop out and hand the presidency to Hillary.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (cAnNx) 285
Infrastructure. Ugh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (mbhDw) Gotta improve the roads to make the deportations run more smoothly. Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (s5o+q) 286
America! FUCK YEAH!
Posted by: Lurker at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (JWvdQ) 287
Trumps not reaching out to the Democrats.... it's going to be an early day for him....
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (br2jI) 288
America! FUCK YEAH!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (0mRoj) 289
DAMN. I LOVE THIS.
Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (hMqvx) 290
lol the cut to Barry. Screw you pal.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (yL25O) 291
Heh - FBN just showed Obama.
How does it feel to be sitting there having to take insults - that's kinda your thing, right? Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (NOIQH) 292
America! America! America!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (xkaSw) 293
269 Suicide Hotline in Brattleboro, VT reports all lines full.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (oVJmc) Because the operators have offed themselves. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (PY9jH) 295
Boy, the liberals and RINO's must be shitting in their pants
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (nsB5p) 296
This really is a glorious new era, isn't it?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (kP16F) 297
Oh man! Love it! America First, baby!
Posted by: matty at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (zQA40) 298
America First!
Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (hdpay) 299
Trump is killing this speech.
Posted by: Woooooooah at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (mBnZ5) 300
Drinking Trump Red right now!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (wCEn4) ----------- Me too! Glad you found it. Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (sBOL1) I've got the New World Reserve for later. Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (VSjwn) 301
America first. American workers. American families. I am loving this.
Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (11H2y) Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (Om16U) 303
Wtf were at 290??
Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (Rsi2C) Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (3jGss) 305
Pulling no punches. You know Barry is seething.
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (TmVQX) 306
Suicide Hotline in Brattleboro, VT reports all lines full.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (caL0r) Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (/tuJf) 308
Barron didn't look like he was thrilled to be there; I wonder if it will inspire more Manga.
Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (O7MnT) 309
285 Infrastructure. Ugh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (mbhDw) Gotta improve the roads to make the deportations run more smoothly. Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (s5o+q) Aviones, senor. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (mbhDw) 310
Bill Pullman in Independence Day did not do as well. Holy Shit!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (4O5ms) Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (OzJeO) Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (sF/De) 313
That's it, I'm starting to drink. This is amazing.
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (o38N1) 314
If he wrote this speech,
I'm thinking he did. It has some quirky turns of phrase ("dissipated over the horizon") that really sound like Trump. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (OVUYQ) Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (oQQwD) 316
AMERICA FIRST!!!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (6i8i1) 317
He explicitly said "protection".
I guess trying to hide behind some bromides about free but fair trade is over. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (zdM/+) Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (sRFAL) 319
305 Pulling no punches. You know Barry is seething.
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (TmVQX) Good. Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (0mRoj) 320
Ok this is good.
Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (eDc0r) 321
any shrieking or fainting couches being brought out at any moron workplaces?
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (0LQ4f) 322
My goodness....the establishment sitting behind him must be like, shit what is happening?
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (gcme+) 323
I've been waiting for this for decades.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (4ErVI) 324
291 Heh - FBN just showed Obama.
How does it feel to be sitting there having to take insults - that's kinda your thing, right? He can always ask Alito. Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (VndSC) 325
Fox has a classroom on a split-screen filled with stony-eyes students of color.
It's like a Benneton Ad Funeral. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (oVJmc) 326
It's on!
Posted by: Uncle Si at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (lVbLg) 327
USA> USA> USA> USA> USA!
Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (hMqvx) 328
America First.
whoa Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (3jGss) 329
308 Barron didn't look like he was thrilled to be there; I wonder if it will inspire more Manga.
Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (O7MnT) Is he sitting near Harry Reid? Hope not. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (Nwg0u) 331
I passed out for a moment there. I think I lost blood flow to my brain right after hearing someone whisper "I'm Batman." The problem is I'm alone in my house.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (Halhc) 332
Fuck all y'all for leaving me down there with the rabble.
Omg the shot of Barry's bitch face has made my girlboner don a mask and whisper "I'm Robin". Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (mf5HN) Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (Om16U) 334
8 years ago, my coworkers were giddily gathering in front of the office TV to watch the historically historic inauguration of . . . well, you know.
Today? Nothing. Silence. I feed on their despair. Posted by: tsj017 at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (4YUWF) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (8iiMU) Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (xkaSw) 337
Winning!
Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (q177U) 338
WINNING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (qgUJH) 339
TFG just made a face like he was being forced to have sex with a female.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (3J/LN) 340
Has he thanked the Marine Corpse yet?
Posted by: Obama at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (+lVUW) 341
LOL...saw that GWB sidelong glance as Hillary, and the Obamas. Looked like he was wondering if he should duck and cover.
Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (p0fBx) 342
It's not a dream
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (dKiJG) 343
Trump has balls the size of Hillary's ass!
Posted by: Seems legit at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (U+nHb) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (mbhDw) 345
Steve Bannon's touch is unmistakable, and this is the best speech Trump has delivered.
The gauntlet has been thrown, and as it is framed the Establishment just had war declared on it. This speech is true to the campaign theme, thank God. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (RgzS0) 346
Let's celebrate the peaceful transition of power, as you know the progs are doing....
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (2mC6G) 347
This is a just a typical Trump campaign speech... and this time the Whole World is watching AND obama is in the audience!! Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (mZGNr) 348
This speech is kicking ass.
Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (Zs4uk) 349
That Melania! Dang!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (bc2Lc) Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (sF/De) Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (OVUYQ) 352
"America first."
"Ravages of other countries." 'I will never let you down." Rick rolled the crowd. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (hLRSq) 353
It's like a Benneton Ad Funeral.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (oVJmc) heh Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (3jGss) 354
"Winning like never before!" Ha.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (Halhc) 355
Trump just rickrolled us. LOL!
Posted by: Shanks for the memory at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (TdCQk) 356
In a nutshell. You fucked up Barky, now I have to fix shit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (L3YlV) 357
Happy you're president, Donald. Now, shut up and start signing some EO's.
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (Fmupd) 358
Its like 8 years of AOSHQ comments and frustration distilled into a single speech.
This is victorious. This is tremendous. This is Triumphant! Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (toH8T) 359
Cnet had a splitscreen with the jug ear fuck looking like he's having a sad.
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (DJUMj) 360
Winning like NEVER before. My boner has its own boner lasting more than four hours.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (S2VsH) 361
Schadenboner has become self-aware and is raping other worlds.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (8b+oT) Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (s5o+q) 363
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (Tyii7)
Sarcasm my Friend, sarcasm. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (d76uN) 364
Keep punching!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (oQQwD) 366
8 years ago today, I'm working in Seattle and some random lady walks up to me and says "Isn't it wonderful? Bush isn't president anymore" and walks away.
I wonder how she's holding up? Posted by: Stacy at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (8ZWv3) Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (nsB5p) 368
I love this man
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (uLuPn) 369
Elated. Our long national nightmare is finally ended.
Posted by: West at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (1Rgee) 370
This boner is definitely going to last more than 4 hours!!
Posted by: Timon at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (27k1O) Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (Om16U) 372
This is Trump being philosophical? Dang.
Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (hdpay) 373
Guy likes to build stuff.
Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (q177U) Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (xVRrG) 375
He's just talking about self-preservation. It sounds a little more contentious when he says "American First" but it's the same thing.
Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (3jGss) 376
This speech must be causing heads to go splodey
Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (Rsi2C) 377
I actually stopped watching porn just to see Mr. Trump become President Trump. Posted by: YIKES! at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (yfObW) 378
Fucking awesome speech.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (U6f54) 379
BUY and HIRE American.
Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (hMqvx) 380
BTW I'm curious as to the process by which the occupant of the White House is changed.
Do the Trumps become the residents of the White House right now? Is there a bunch of furniture being moved out, while other furniture is being moved. Is Michelle taking all the couch covers and drapes out of her personal closet? I'm curious. Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (hJrjt) The Obamas and their staff left the WH yesterday. Then the WH staff did any necessary painting, clean up and redecorting, then the Trump's things were brought in. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (kXoT0) 381
BOOM!
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (yL25O) Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (MhYfz) 384
It is the right of all nations to put their own interests first.
Common sense, who'd have thought it? RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM. He said the words. Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (11H2y) 385
GLORIOUS
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (toH8T) Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (dZ756) 387
Must be raining?
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (nsB5p) 388
We. Will. Shine. As. An. Example.
Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (dDOWg) 389
wow
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (sRFAL) Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (sBOL1) 392
If the notion that America should represent America's interests is frightening to you, you might be a liberal.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (oVJmc) 393
Holy shit, he actually said radical Islamic terrorism.
Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (hJamr) 394
I read about the young man that wrote this. grew up in California as a conservative
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (8mO0Q) 395
HIDE ME!!! HIDE ME!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (qJhUV) 396
Some of the politicians in the seating are still thinking that President Trump doesn't mean what he says.
Gonna suck to be them. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (d76uN) 397
The C-span stream is bogging down.
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (TppKb) 398
I'm loving this.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (IgBFP) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (C9pBZ) 400
Has he thanked the Marine Corpse yet?
Posted by: Obama at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (+lVUW) #ZombieLivesMatter Posted by: Zombie Veterans of America at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (OzJeO) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (mbhDw) 402
I can just see the steam rising out of the heads of Madonna, Babs, Anderson Cooper, Mad Micheal Moore, Hillary Clinton, etc. etc. etc. Posted by: Sphynx at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (OZmbA) 403
He gets America's purpose is to spread liberty *BY EXAMPLE*.
Just, wow. This is going to be great. Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (3Liv/) 404
1. buy American
2. hire American Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (3jGss) 405
RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM!!!
Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (q177U) Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (sj3Ax) 407
He explicitly said "protection".
I guess trying to hide behind some bromides about free but fair trade is over. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (zdM/+) ------------ It is one area I'm not keen on but on balance with every other position he has, I'll let it slide. I'll speak out against it. But I'm not going to join the opposition or anything. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (qgUJH) 408
Oh my.
Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (hdpay) 409
Im kinda tempted to post "You'll live" to Facebook. Everybody on my news feed is in utter despair.
Posted by: Armando at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (oHfk0) 410
>>He can always ask Alito.
Obama's done that to so many people as president. It's his thing. I LOVE that Trump is doing it to him within minutes of taking office. Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (NOIQH) 411
Get RID of RIT
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (dZ756) 412
>>> Dubya just did a side glance to Obama.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (+lVUW) Ha, I'll have to rewatch this to see that. probably a few times. Michelle was fiddling with an umbrella..is it raining there? The Trump hair looks intact. Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (hvf9s) 413
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Its like 8 years of AOSHQ comments and frustration distilled into a single speech. This is victorious. This is tremendous. This is Triumphant! Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (toH8T) AMEN..... Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 36 days at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (0O7c5) 414
Has he thanked the Marine Corpse yet?
Posted by: Obama ----- Yes. I'm watching this with Austrian subtitles. Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (8b+oT) 415
Quoting the Bible!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (PY9jH) 416
He's going after the muzzies !
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (oQQwD) 417
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (+DAtP) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (oVJmc) 419
NICE
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (nsB5p) 420
Oh man, hes making Barky eat his own shit in front of everyone.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (S2VsH) 421
"When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice."
Damn. The man is making me sob. Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (dDOWg) Posted by: tsj017 at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (4YUWF) 423
This is exactly what Americans used to expect from our leaders, including democrats. It has been sorely lacking.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (B+qrE) 425
The Dems there will need a safe space with coloring books and puppies after this speech.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (P8951) 426
Debate our disagreements honestly....good luck with that, Mr. President.
Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (11H2y) 427
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Im kinda tempted to post "You'll live" to Facebook. Everybody on my news feed is in utter despair. Posted by: Armando at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (oHfk0) Makes it easier to clean up your friends list. Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (Enq6K) 428
HIDE ME!!! HIDE ME!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn Might I suggest a men's Federal penetentiary? You'll be very safe there. Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (TppKb) 429
THIS SPEECH IS BEYOND MY HOPES AND DREAMS!!!
If he follows through...I cannot even IMAGINE what it will look like. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (WuRdh) 430
when you open your heart to patriotism there is no room for prejudice........AMEN!
Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 36 days at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (0O7c5) Posted by: ss at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (iU+1A) 432
the Bible, not the koran. yes!
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (8mO0Q) 433
Beautiful. Speak our minds openly....
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (o38N1) 434
Its like 8 years of AOSHQ comments and frustration distilled into a single speech.
This is victorious. This is tremendous. This is Triumphant! Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (toH8T) With about eleventy billion fewer (less?) fucks. When you open your hearts to others there is no room for prejudice. BOOOOOOM Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (mf5HN) 435
So THIS IS WHAT WINNING FEELS LIKE.
Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (C6xeQ) 436
234 Among the things I wish I'd said myself as soon as I heard it:
That the Hillary Clinton presidency, from which Donald Trump managed to save us, was going to be "Carrie on prom night", except lasting for years. If you thought Obama was bad, imagine HRC, with decades more toxic venom dripping from what's left of her soul, equipped with the full power of the newly weaponized Presidency, and bent on utterly remorseless vengeance. Obama at least got baked and went off to play golf a lot. Hillary doesn't golf. She would have been relentless. And horrible. Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (noWW6) To be fair--she may not have been baked a lot but she would have been medicated a lot, drunk a lot and catatonic a lot. Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (hJrjt) 437
He said the words " radical Islamic terror" I must be dreaming...
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (JNDQi) 438
I'm out, gotta work. God bless you all!
Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (q177U) 439
He basically used the Jewish worldview as his model for the U.S. -- we will be a model for others.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (dZ756) 440
President Trump just knocked that fastball that the Democrats threw at him and hit a long homerun over the centerfield fence.
Posted by: Vin Scully at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (1JnAL) 441
I cannot tell you how much it warms the spot where my heart should be that Obama has to sit there and take this.
Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (KkVB6) 442
I would like to see Hillary's response, but I don't want to see Hillary, so it's a good thing CNN isn't focusing on her.
Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (3jGss) 443
Protected by GOD!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (xkaSw) 444
"When you open your heart to patriotism there is no room for prejudice...when america is united america is totally unstoppable."
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (hvf9s) Posted by: NY Slime editors at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (nsB5p) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (Nwg0u) 447
407 It is one area I'm not keen on but on balance with every other position he has, I'll let it slide.
I'll speak out against it. But I'm not going to join the opposition or anything. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (qgUJH) ================= It's the difference between loyal opposition and pure antagonism. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (zdM/+) 448
He's only said "I" one time: "This oath of office I take today..."
I thought a President had to refer to himself at least fifty times per speech. Posted by: Johnny Pedantic at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (1g2sy) 449
"I'm betting on his last line: Let's get to work."
That should be the second to last line. The last line should be to turn to Barry and say, "But first, you will..." Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (noWW6) 450
Now, he turns and punches Chuck Schumer in the dick.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Chris M at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (eAZVt) 452
He explicitly said "protection".
I guess trying to hide behind some bromides about free but fair trade is over. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (zdM/+) ------------ It is one area I'm not keen on but on balance with every other position he has, I'll let it slide. I'll speak out against it. But I'm not going to join the opposition or anything. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (qgUJH) he is a businessman...It is his opening gambit. You do NOT negotiated from a position of weakenes Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (sRFAL) 453
Only way this could be better is if he closes by telling us that at this very moment we are vaporizing ISIS.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (NOIQH) 454
holy shit, if you don't like Trump can you at least accept that this speech is amazing.
Posted by: Seems legit at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (U+nHb) 455
Not a mealy mouthed word in him.
Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (C6xeQ) Posted by: cool breeze at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (StZrq) Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (8mO0Q) 458
This is fucking awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (dDOWg) Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (XFRz1) 461
"We will be protected by God."
we will no longer accept politicians who are all talk and no action... Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (11H2y) 462
And there got the atheists. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (+DAtP) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (ODxAs) 465
From my FB feed (very few libs):
"Got damn, he's bringing the dick heat like never before in an inauguration speech." Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (GUBah) Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (toH8T) 467
Ooooh...GOPe you on notice.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (B+qrE) Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner for posterity' at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (v9gSJ) 469
OT, but happy birthday MK Ham and may your children grow in peace and prosperity in these great United States!
Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (X4ZNp) 470
Wow. A lot of people there.
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (Fmupd) Posted by: Mike at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (c056A) 472
Oh hell yes
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (uLuPn) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (oVJmc) 474
He is kicking ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (0mRoj) 475
Progressives are shitting their pants.
Posted by: Keith at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (USf3s) Posted by: Billy Occam at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (ihtYN) 477
The Trumps must all have gone to the same style coach. They all have a puckered, skewed, half-turned cheek kiss process.
Looked weird. Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (TOk1P) Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (mf5HN) 479
He just ripped the RINOs a new one so big i can see Maryland through it.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (S2VsH) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (PY9jH) 481
Poor Obama. Trump is explicitly mentioning law enforcement and God. #Winning
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (Halhc) 482
He is our next Reagan.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (IgBFP) 483
Does anyone remember what Schumer said? Ha..thought not. This is awesome!
Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (p0fBx) 484
Bible quote.
MSNBC will go nukular. Posted by: Mr. Peebles ----- So many heads popping sounds like popcorn! Just knocked the sleepy repubs in congress! Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (8b+oT) 485
And so it begins.
Posted by: Kosh at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (IqV8l) 486
Trump definitely lurks. QED. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (mbhDw) 487
450 Now, he turns and punches Chuck Schumer in the dick.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (oVJmc) He already has. He's so good he doesn't even need his hands to do so. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (WuRdh) 488
Its like 8 years of AOSHQ comments and frustration distilled into a single speech.
This is victorious. This is tremendous. This is Triumphant! Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (toH8T) Isn't it a bit cold to not be wearing pants??? Posted by: The Lifestyle Hat at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (OzJeO) Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (C6xeQ) 490
Dare I say, he's a 21st Century Teddy Roosevelt?
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (Uy6ri) 491
Freaking Sledge hammer.
Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (hdpay) 492
holy shit, if you don't like Trump can you at least accept that this speech is amazing.
Posted by: Seems legit at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (U+nHb) I do believe that gentleman is all out of bubble gum. Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (s5o+q) 493
There is no doubt, with this new president, that he unabashedly loves his country.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (SEXy3) 494
Everything he's saying is like a dick-punch to TFG.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (PY9jH) 495
Glory GLORY HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (MjzZN) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (nsB5p) 498
"The time for empty talk is over." Shame they didn't show Obama then.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (Halhc) 499
This is hard-hitting and I love it.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (Tyii7) 500
I am so inspired by this....that after it's over I'm going to go back to work.
Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (11H2y) 501
I'm disappointed by the lack of nationalism in this speech.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (vJCwr) 502
Grinning so big and so long my face is gonna hurt tomorrow
Posted by: Random Lurker at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (+tRIN) 503
I almost want to hear the commentary on MSNBC on this speech. They must be sooooo pissed.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (+lVUW) 504
The gauntlet has been thrown, and as it is framed the Establishment just had war declared on it. This speech is true to the campaign theme, thank God.
--- None of the online search engines will return a transcript. Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (1bQAQ) 505
482 He is our next Reagan.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (IgBFP) Better he should be our first Trump. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (U6f54) 507
Trump is swinging for the fences with this speech.
Posted by: holygoat at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (sonzz) 508
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he is a businessman...It is his opening gambit. You do NOT negotiated from a position of weakenes Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (sRFAL) ================== I'm willing to believe that. "We all bleed the same red blood of patriots." Damn fine line. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (zdM/+) 509
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Trump definitely lurks. QED. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (mbhDw) Oh I hope so. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (WuRdh) 510
All this talk about "uniting the people" that worries me too.
We must reach across the aisle and work with them. We should never ask them to work with us. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (d76uN) 511
CNN should be interesting
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (0LQ4f) 512
Oh please let me hide me in your attic!!! Don't tell Trump where I am!!! OMG this is hell on earth!!!
Posted by: Jen Rubin at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (hA1V+) Posted by: gNewt at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (otLn5) 514
The seas are rising from all the lib tears
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (sF/De) 515
Celebrating the flag!
Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (X4ZNp) 516
KILLING IT!!!
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (8b+oT) 517
This is a great speech. You'd never hear this from anybody else.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (1MUuC) 518
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (TOk1P)
It's European, their mother's are all Euros (aside from Tiffany) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (7lehe) 519
I'd say a moron wrote this speech but it can't be.No F bombs.
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (r/0kC) 520
every two bit dictator on the planet just shut their mouths.
Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (C6xeQ) 521
I've been too busy fapping to comment.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (lxPhc) 522
"We will be protected by God."
Started crying there again, I did. I need to buy a bigger flag this afternoon. 5 footer isn't cutting it. Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (C9pBZ) 523
"We all bleed the red blood of patriots."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (hLRSq) 524
There won't be an "apology tour"
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (nsB5p) "I'm sorry Obama was your President for so long." Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (s5o+q) 525
I hope he gives a Castro length speech to punish Barry
Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (Rsi2C) 526
He has made me love him.....
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (JNDQi) 527
So much talk about God...amazing.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (gcme+) 528
he is a businessman...It is his opening gambit. You do NOT negotiated from a position of weakenes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (sRFAL) -------- I think the changes will be minimal. He'll have so much else to deal with. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (qgUJH) 529
OMG! This is directed at Turtle and mcstain as much as at any Dems..
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (P8951) 530
He's not going to give even the slightest nod to his predecessors. It's all "from now on."
Hmm. Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (3jGss) 531
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (mbhDw)
Touche Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (IgBFP) 532
He said 'breath of life..." oh boy, the fems are going to go nuts tomorrow.
Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (11H2y) 533
511 CNN should be interesting Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (0LQ4f) ========================== CNN should be history Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (X4ZNp) 534
Epic
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (pUDQf) 535
Enough of this bible talk! What about our ghey peoples?
Posted by: NY Slime editors at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (nsB5p) 536
And Roy Blunt still looks like the Grinch.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (TOk1P) 537
the Breath of life. i'm amazed.
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (8mO0Q) 538
This speech is awesome. I can see leftist heads exploding.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (ujg0T) 539
499 This is hard-hitting and I love it.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (Tyii7) Hard hitting is a term the media reserves for speeches by Democrats. Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (hJrjt) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (8iiMU) 541
YES
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (uLuPn) Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (C6xeQ) 543
He should just walk over and junk punch Barry. (and Hillary)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (L3YlV) 544
Gonna be an early night.
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (S4vXM) 545
Best of all, he doesn't appear to be reading off a teleprompter.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (+lVUW) 546
Slicing like a fucking hammer!
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (8b+oT) 547
Im kinda tempted to post "You'll live" to Facebook. Everybody on my news feed is in utter despair +++ Add: I won't report you. You can hide in my attic Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (C+quA) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (PY9jH) 549
523 "We all bleed the red blood of patriots."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (hLRSq) ================== Honestly...it's one of the best lines in a political speech I think I've ever heard. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (zdM/+) 550
It is so on! Amen
Posted by: Uncle Si at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (lVbLg) 551
walter russell mead
@wrmead This could not be a more Jacksonian speech; the only thing missing is that he hasn't challenged Chuck Schumer to a duel. Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (Om16U) Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (hJamr) 553
MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (C9pBZ) 554
I'm getting even harder reading my liberal friends' despair on Facebook.
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (o38N1) 555
DETROIT!
Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (3jGss) 556
We have an American President again.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (pUDQf) Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (XFRz1) 559
#MAGA
Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 36 days at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (0O7c5) Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner for posterity' at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (v9gSJ) 561
Great speech President Trump.
And now MSNBC will have 4 years of rebuttal Posted by: Hamilton at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (sCjDS) 562
Balls so BIG....
Posted by: gayle at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (0CBfo) 563
Got Rush on. He's simulcasting. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (mbhDw) 564
GOD DAMN HE SOUNDS LIKE A FRICKING PRESIDENT!
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (sF/De) 565
MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (hdpay) 566
This is awesome!! Godspeed President Trump.
How great is it to hear a President who LOVES America. Posted by: Timon at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (27k1O) 567
Wow!!
Posted by: Seems legit at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (U+nHb) 568
Well delivered, inspirational. Nicely done Mr. President.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (wPiJc) 569
Words fail me.
Posted by: Trouser Trout in a Barrel at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (Gvprl) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (ODxAs) 571
I am good with what he said
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (sRFAL) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (7lehe) Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (nsB5p) Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (hLRSq) 575
MIchelle looks like she ate a bad clam.
Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (11H2y) 576
NOOOOO!!!!!! I want more!!! That was too short
Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (Rsi2C) 577
Its trump, mostly, with a few paragraphs of professional dropped in.
Posted by: simplemind --- Exactly! Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (8b+oT) 578
Beautiful!!!
Just awesome!!!! Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (0tfLf) 579
@486: Bannon probably did. But yeah, this speech is like it was tailor made for the HQ.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (3J/LN) 580
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (yL25O) 581
Swinging a sledgehammer.
Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (C6xeQ) 582
Zut Alors!
Posted by: France at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (4O5ms) 583
BOOOOOOOM
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (pUDQf) 584
fist pump
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (0LQ4f) 585
"You will never be ignored again."
Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (3jGss) 586
Whether we are black, or brown, or white, or orange...
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (FQKBL) 587
16 minutes, good speech.
Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (sj3Ax) 588
Mooch's face
talk about death glare Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (Om16U) Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (mZGNr) 590
And now, let's hold him accountable.
Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (dDOWg) 591
very good speech.
Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (b7fwp) Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (WuRdh) 593
Should I wait four hours, or just call the Doctor now?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (J+eG2) 594
Leftists, in opposing Trump, are now going to have to take the position that America should not come first, that Americans should not be protected, that we should not have jobs, that America should not be prosperous and strong....
So, think Tom Ford will be begging to dress Melania in 2020? Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (tewYv) 595
Now the Hard Work starts
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (sRFAL) 596
Rush Limbaugh is beside himself.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (pUDQf) 597
Fuck yeah .... thats a president !!!!!!
Posted by: E.T. at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (9n0dl) 598
490 Dare I say, he's a 21st Century Teddy Roosevelt?
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (Uy6ri) Agree. There are a few downsides with that but at this point in time the upsides are TREMENDOUS. Posted by: Keith at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (USf3s) 599
Im kinda tempted to post "You'll live" to Facebook. Everybody on my news feed is in utter despair
+++ Add: I won't report you. You can hide in my attic Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (C+quA) --- Tell them that Obama tells his girls "Only the end of the world is the end of the world." Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (2mC6G) 600
MOOCH IS NOT HAPPYS!!!!!
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (8b+oT) 601
Cenk Uyghur is crying in a puddle of his own urine.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (PY9jH) 603
Rush is brilliant. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (mbhDw) 604
He is making me want to create all the things. Not just to better myself but to better America. Very inspiring!
I think I will get some writing in this weekend! Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (hvf9s) 605
MAGA, count me in.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (gcme+) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (8iiMU) 607
A NEW DAY dawns
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (4ErVI) 608
Obama basically cowered as he shook Trump's hand. He knows he got his ass kicked.
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (o38N1) 609
I don't think I heard the word "I" in that speech once.
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (TppKb) Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (Halhc) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (+DAtP) Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (toH8T) Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (qgUJH) 614
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (Om16U)
I caught that too Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (IgBFP) 615
Many, many We's and You's!
Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (Enq6K) 616
wow, I need a smoke.
Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (hdpay) 617
TG, Franklin Graham. A Godly son of a Godly man.
Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (11H2y) 618
GREAT SPEECH> GET STARTED MR. PESIDENT>
Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (hMqvx) 619
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (pUDQf)
Great minds think alike. And somehow so did we. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (hLRSq) 620
>>>579 @486: Bannon probably did. But yeah, this speech is like it was tailor made for the HQ.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (3J/LN) Absolutely. I loved every word. Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (3jGss) 621
Mic drop.
8 years of a president known for his speeches, and i can't remember one thing he ever said. Trump just plowed under 8 years of nonsense. Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (S2VsH) 622
He looks like he wants to crowd surf.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (yL25O) 623
My schadenboner just passed Alpha Centauri.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (mZGNr) 625
A rabbi, a pastor, and a priest go to the inauguration....
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (oVJmc) 626
I bet the speech went on forever for the Dems listening LOLOLOLOL
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (Om16U) 627
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (TOk1P)
It's European, their mother's are all Euros (aside from Tiffany) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (7lehe) And Tiff did it too. Sorta looked like a bunch of Sea Anemone making right turns. Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (TOk1P) 628
I was left 500 comments behind on the last thread
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (bpfzP) 629
He should have reached in and gave Hillary a titty twister just for the hell of it.
Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (Cf0i2) Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (nsB5p) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (C9pBZ) 632
I will never as an adult be proud of my country again.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (2mC6G) Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (TppKb) Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (7N6ox) 635
For the first time in my adult life, I'm proud of a Republican politician.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (sF/De) 636
A rabbi!
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (8b+oT) 637
Please Donald Don't Hurt 'Em
Posted by: tsj017 at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (4YUWF) 638
OMG! This is directed at Turtle and mcstain as much as at any Dems..
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (P8951) Shorter Trump: Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way, because America is back, baby. Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (s5o+q) 639
body slam to the JEF
Posted by: E.T. at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (9n0dl) 640
Gottdammerung!
Posted by: Germany at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (4O5ms) 641
Baseball, hotdogs, apple pie and AMERICA!!!!!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (MjzZN) 642
Damn. Short and to the point. And I mean to the point it skewered a lot of people that needed skewered.
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (Fmupd) Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (U6f54) 644
Okay, what if a piano falling from the sky struck Trump right now?
What would be the effect on the political landscape? Is there any way that Hillary could now be president? Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (hA1V+) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (voOPb) 646
I want to hear Franklin Graham.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (bpfzP) 647
Not a single "I" in the entire speech. What a difference.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (J9FkY) 648
Loved Barry's tight grimace
Posted by: Random Lurker at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (+tRIN) 649
what a speech! heads must be exploding everywhere lol
Posted by: johny boy at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (UNXWZ) 650
Even Putin has to be jealous.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (caL0r) 651
And a short speech as well!
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (mBnZE) 652
Don't know about you people, but when a leader speaks - that's what is sounds like.
No doubts, no equivocation, not beta boy posturing. Rockne. Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (C6xeQ) 653
Oh look, another skinny commie !
Posted by: Dustbin O'History at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (QtQaN) 654
The Rabbi looks like Mel Brooks
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (nsB5p) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (Nwg0u) 656
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I don't think I heard the word "I" in that speech once. Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (TppKb) "I will never let you down" Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (8iiMU) Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (TppKb) 659
No Muslims in the benediction.... Good.
Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (pCOkh) 660
I have the NBC livestream on, they're crying over how "divisive" the speech was.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (3J/LN) 661
642 Damn. Short and to the point. And I mean to the point it skewered a lot of people that needed skewered.
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (Fmupd) ==================== Well, looks like we don't have another William Henry Harrison at least. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (zdM/+) 662
20 minute speech. A good start.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (2mC6G) 663
Thank-you, Lord.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (8b+oT) 664
That, ladies and gents, is Leadership!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (0tfLf) 665
To steal a Brit expression, Michele looks like a bulldog who just licked the piss off a thistle.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (P8951) 666
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (J+eG2)
Mine's gonna last for 8 years, I think. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (7lehe) 667
The Rabbi looks like Mel Brooks
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (nsB5p) All us Jews look like Mel Brooks as we get older Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (sRFAL) 668
A Jew, a white Christian, and a black pastor walk onto the stage and..........
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (JNDQi) 669
Oh no, I heard the homeless population just increased by 120%.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (jGgVe) 670
I believe Trump when he says he will do all he can to deliver. And I pray so.
But now, let's hold him accountable. May it be a joyous accounting. Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (dDOWg) 671
>>"We will be protected by God."
The campus safe spaces are going to run out of cupcakes. "La la la la gotta keep twerking! Gotta stay in my safe space! Gotta find a puppy to cuddle or a coloring book!" Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (NOIQH) 672
Trump just made every person who stood in that spot in the last 20 years look small.
Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (C6xeQ) 673
he might as well of called barry up there bitch slapped hi and told him to hit the bricks.
Michael too! Posted by: Distracted drivin.... SQUIRREL! at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (DVC2D) Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (TppKb) 675
He talked about the country, patriotism and the people. He nailed it.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (0mRoj) 676
He had some real keepers in that speech. Now, let's make it reality. I'm fired up. Just kissed my husband right on the lips and told him his new boss seems great!
Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (hJamr) 677
and now a wonderful Rabbi. God bless us.
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (8mO0Q) 678
Hier is a good guy. Head of the Wiesenthal Center. Thang G-d the ADL is not in attendance. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (mbhDw) 679
If I forget Jerusalem .....
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (bpfzP) 680
Not a single "I" in the entire speech. What a difference.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (J9FkY) Amen to that! Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (Ek9Xz) Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (d76uN) 682
Michelle looks like she ate a bad clam.
- No, no. Hillary ate the bad clam Hillary ate Michelle? Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (xkaSw) 683
When does The JEF get on Marine One to leave? I'm waiting for that now that we have new President & VP.
Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (sj3Ax) 684
My God again... Zion, Jerusalem... Moar Please!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (7lehe) 685
Not a single "I" in the entire speech. What a difference.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (J9FkY) There is no "i" in "team". But their is in "punk-ass bitch of a SCOAMF". Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (caL0r) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (8iiMU) 687
Honestly...it's one of the best lines in a political speech I think I've ever heard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (zdM/+) ----------------- That was a quality speech. Some of those lines will be remembered. ".. never be ignored again" Good stuff. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (qgUJH) 688
Kept telling y'all, never despair, never quit, and enough of you listened to me say we WILL prevail, because we are Americans, and as such are denied the option of failure. NOW starts the work to restore this country to that shining city on a hill. We'll prevail at that, too. Just watch. Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (X35Yt) 689
Amen
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (uLuPn) 690
So, we're all Trumpsters now?
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (SIY7D) 691
JERUSALEM!!!!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (mbhDw) 692
Awesome speech
Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (CLKfs) 693
total long drawn out execution of an Indonesian..Duarte
Posted by: saf at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (+zN6H) 694
"Buy American and hire American"
I see mandatory e-verify for hiring coming soon Posted by: cool breeze That's how I read it also. I would honestly rather have some mandatory version of E-Verify than a wall. Take away the magnet, and not only do they stop coming but they start leaving also. Posted by: Maritime at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (rKQiX) 695
Moochelle's scowl on her face was fantastic.
Posted by: Mister D at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (I5KMJ) 696
Yep, Lizlem, let's MakeLizLemGreatAgain, too.
Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (11H2y) 697
Jolly good show, old chap!
Posted by: England at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (4O5ms) 698
Rabbi Marvin Hier is bringing it!!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (oQQwD) 699
674 The Rabbi looks like Mel Brooks
Will the priest look like Peter Cook? Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (TppKb) Inawguwation is wot bwings us togever today. Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (0mRoj) 700
Franklin Graham!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (4ErVI) 702
our client nation is restored.
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (8mO0Q) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (+DAtP) 704
That was horrible speech and very unbefitting a President.
Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (pUDQf) Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (1MUuC) 706
Rev Franklin Graham
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (Om16U) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (8iiMU) 708
"proud again" was a great dig.
Zero can't wait to get into opposition mode, and neither can NBC, ABC, CBS, PBS, CNN, and even FOX. Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (U6f54) 709
OY-MAINE!!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (mbhDw) 710
Go on nevertrumpers. Tell me what speench Jeb would have given. Tell me what message Rubio would have had.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (S2VsH) 711
Want a real laugh? Here's Obama reading a mean tweet from Trump complete with his response in all its shit Midas glory.
https://youtu.be/myQJE5TdbAs Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (cAnNx) 712
Rush is brilliant.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (mbhDw) I really enjoy Moving Pictures and Subdivisions, but my favorite is still 2112! Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (7N6ox) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (Nwg0u) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (J+eG2) Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (toH8T) 716
Rain is a sign of blessing. Oh ho ho ho.
Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (XFRz1) 717
>>> A rabbi, a pastor, and a priest go to the inauguration....
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (oVJmc) A rabbi, a priest and a gaggle of mormons... Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (hvf9s) 718
God bless America
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (6Ll1u) 719
Oy! *drinks*
Posted by: Australia at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (4O5ms) 720
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JERUSALEM!!!!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (mbhDw) I wonder if that was a sly jab or unintentional. Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (0mRoj) 721
Rev. Graham, the rain is a blessing, and it started when Pres. Trump took the podium.
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (8mO0Q) 722
Heads just exploded with that rain remark!
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (8b+oT) Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (R5EqA) 724
Mark Shields is devastated. "Carnage In America". LOL Chicago's carnage is Barry's legacy, Mr. Shields.
MAGA! Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (JBggj) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (B+qrE) 726
712 Rush is brilliant.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (mbhDw) I really enjoy Moving Pictures and Subdivisions, but my favorite is still 2112! Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (7N6ox) Heh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (mbhDw) 727
So, did Hillz get her pardon? It had to be published before Trump took the oath.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (kXoT0) 728
He is better on Twitter.............shut it down fella
Posted by: saf at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (+zN6H) 729
Rabbi for Heir
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (hecJ2) 731
If you experience a Schadenboner lasting longer than 4 years call your doctor and tell him you fucking love it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (L3YlV) 732
"America First"
"Patriotism" "Nationalism" Soros and the Euroweinnes have to be stroking out right now. Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (J5mC3) 733
Oh no! He mentioned Jesus!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (0mRoj) 734
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Dare I say, he's a 21st Century Teddy Roosevelt? Posted by: Serious Cat at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (Uy6ri) Hmm, hope not! Or FDR with his promise of 'work programmes'. Other than that 100% yes! And twisting the knife about being ignored? LURVE IT. Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (Gim9y) 735
Amazing morning...fantastic speech. Hope Ryan and Rubio were paying attention
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (gcme+) Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (/tuJf) 737
Please clap.
Posted by: Jeb! at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (4YUWF) 738
Pretty sure my girlfriend ain't gonna be walking quite right for the next several days.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (87y4e) 739
Well, there won't be any chin-stroking conversation between Charlie Rose and Tom Brokow, as before:
Brokow: "I don't really know what this man's world view is." Rose:"Neither do it." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (ZO497) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (nQgx9) 741
We hate Trump because he is lieing about are Presdent of Color. Presdent Obama is still are Presdent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (Fbj4h) 742
Obviously, this speech proves Trump is a stalking horse for Hillary and the continued policies of the Left.
Posted by: Glenn Beck at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (buBai) 743
I didn't think it possible but my schadenboner increased in size.
God bless President Trump and God bless the U.S.A. Posted by: Tucker Carlson's Book of Untruths at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (KJQpM) 744
What's rush saying?
Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (eDc0r) 745
720 691
JERUSALEM!!!!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (mbhDw) I wonder if that was a sly jab or unintentional. Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (0mRoj) It is borderline, but the Torah is rich in quotes. Has to be intentional. Good. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (mbhDw) 746
>>Mooch's face
talk about death glare I'm sure this will be making the rounds: https://twitter.com/samesfandiari/status/822458968249278465 Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (NOIQH) 747
true dat. about the rain, means blessing
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (c6/9Q) Posted by: TGR at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (aovyt) 749
Can only imagine the WIccan priestess and Episcopalian dyke who'd be giving Hillary's benedictions.
Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (O7MnT) 750
Donald Trump just pulled down his pants, in front of a billion people, and rammed his presidential penis into obama. Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (mZGNr) 751
I think Barron needs to pee.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (ODxAs) Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (+DAtP) 753
744 What's rush saying?
Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (eDc0r) Awestruck by it all. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (mbhDw) 754
My government doesn't hate me anymore!!!
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (C8aCP) 755
710 Go on nevertrumpers. Tell me what speench Jeb would have given. Tell me what message Rubio would have had.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (S2VsH) Let it go already. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (jGgVe) 756
So, we're all Trumpsters now?
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (SIY7D) --- I'm sure that Newsweek will be right along with that cover... Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (2mC6G) 757
Absolutely badass speach - I bet all the throne sniffing libbies who worship
Oh-BAHM -uh's jock strap are surprised to hear how shitty things actually are and how much work is going to be needed to make it better. They have not heard anything like that until now. Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (Fb9aZ) 758
Rush said there are blood drops on the cameras from all the libs heads exploding
Posted by: DJ at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (+2t20) 759
We are on our way to victory, I do believe.
Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (11H2y) 760
T R i U M P h
Posted by: concrete girl at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (5wQIm) 761
"he can't win"
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (toH8T) 762
So help him God.
Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (dZGNV) 763
Sorry J.J. you left the hanging curve ball, had to drive it to RIGHT FIELD!
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (7N6ox) 764
This guy is good, too.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (Nwg0u) 765
We hate Trump because he is lieing about are Presdent of Color. Presdent Obama is still are Presdent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (Fbj4h) We're lining up to send you care packages when they round you up and put you in the camp, Mary. Kisses. Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (s5o+q) 766
751 I think Barron needs to pee.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (ODxAs) Tinkle on that nice lady in the white pant suit, honey. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (mbhDw) 767
Over/under: Muslim cleric next?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (QtQaN) 768
674 The Rabbi looks like Mel Brooks
Will the priest look like Peter Cook? Twue wuv! President Trump! Posted by: Cheriebebe at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (MjzZN) 769
THEOCRACY!!!!!
Posted by: Chicken Prog at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (2mC6G) 770
Anthem time.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (S2VsH) 771
Obamas - totes grim faces.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (NOIQH) 772
He really does suck on telepromptor. He has to stop those hand gestures. The only one I want to see is the middle finger. Lol
Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (eDc0r) It's my understanding that he never used to do awkward, choppy gestures like that until he was told (or found out) that, by doing so, it made it almost impossible for the MFM to selectively edit him without it being totally obvious that was what they were doing. I know he's going to disappoint me, but for now - three cheers for President Trump! Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (X6fMO) 773
This should be great
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (sRFAL) 774
Wonderful prayer by the black pastor. I did not catch his name.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (bpfzP) 775
Let's all stand for the Anthem, Horde!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (PY9jH) 776
Oh, oh, you guys, the speech is giving Europeans the sadz.
https://twitter.com/KuestnerK/status/822493920856854529 I missed the name of the minister in the purple shirt, but I liked his prayer. Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (XFRz1) Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (gTQoY) 778
Non inclusive and divisive Trump inauguration has no imam. muslims must be scared out of their mind.
Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (cOHS7) 779
Wow...I never dreamed such a speech would ever come from anyone in DC ever again. I truly believe we bet on the right horse from a very large field.
Posted by: first term at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (hkcM6) 780
We hate Trump because he is lieing about are Presdent of Color. Presdent Obama is still are Presdent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (Fbj4h) *kiss on both cheeks* Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (nQgx9) 781
Well now the real work begins. We'll see how much of his campaigning was bluster and how much he meant. How much of it was just what he figured people wanted to hear and how much was from the heart. God give him wisdom and strength.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (39g3+) 782
754 - you're right.
Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (11H2y) 783
My schadenboner is now red, white and blue. Should I seek medical attention?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (oVJmc) 785
It could have only been better if lasers came shooting out of his eyes in the end, burning up the politicians behind him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (pUDQf) 786
Meanwhile, at NeverTrump Central Command, silence.
Except for the soft, sucking sounds of genitalia retreating into body cavities. Posted by: tsj017 at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (4YUWF) 787
Mooch looks like she has a turd coming out sideways.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (8b+oT) 788
Hose A and Hose B . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (mbhDw) 789
Wow, nice voice
Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (guIHw) 790
Go on nevertrumpers. Tell me what speench Jeb would have given. Tell me what message Rubio would have had.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (S2VsH) Let it go already. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth === No. NEVER. ( that means 'never') Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (toH8T) 791
Okay--can we impeach now?
Posted by: Democrats and the Distraught Media but I repeat myself at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (Ndje9) 792
Want.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (VdICR) Posted by: Byll Winn at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (eAZVt) 794
This girl took major heat from the lefties for singing today. Can you imagine? What assholes.
Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (X4ZNp) 795
What a voice
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (nsB5p) 796
Mahalia!
Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (3jGss) 797
>>> Will the priest look like Peter Cook?
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (TppKb) Hey abbott!!! I hate that guy! Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (hvf9s) Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (J5mC3) 799
Listen to this singer!
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (U6f54) Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (8mO0Q) Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (qUNWi) 802
so far the whole ceremony was excellent, serious, majestic. the days of twerking are behind us.
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (c6/9Q) 803
Our first National Anthem in the presidency of Trump.
Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (3jGss) 804
Let it go already.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (jGgVe) Never. Fuck Jeb and Rubio. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (1MUuC) 805
"Here's Obama reading a mean tweet from Trump complete with his response in all its shit Midas glory. "
That's so yesterday. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (kVX3W) 806
It feels good to stand for the Anthem with no pants and a beer!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (6gk0M) 807
Anybody kneeling? Didn't think so!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (lxPhc) 808
Moochelle is weeping!!!
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (o38N1) 809
Hey H.R., please get back to us with how this all went over over there.
Posted by: Random Lurker at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (+tRIN) 810
National Anthem girl is cute and nervous as hell.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (0mRoj) 811
hit that note, honey!!
Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (11H2y) 812
Meanwhile, at NeverTrump Central Command, silence.
Except for the soft, sucking sounds of genitalia retreating into body cavities. Posted by: tsj017 at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (4YUWF) They're burning the files over at National Review . . . Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (s5o+q) Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (48QDY) 814
My glass just broke!
Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (Enq6K) 815
That speech!
What a wonderful way to introduce the world to President Trump's Big Hairy Brass Balls. (And did you see the angry, über constipated look on Michelle's face?) Stay Turgid, Morons. Posted by: SnakePlizzken at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (AmKus) 816
Ok, now I'm just crying. I'm a grown man, crying at the national anthem.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (pUDQf) 817
Play ball!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (0mRoj) 818
Oh.... My....
Slapped Washington DC upside the face with a mailed gauntlet, and threw it to the ground... Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (qf6WZ) 819
McCain still hates us.
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (qUNWi) 820
now she's got her hand on her heart
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (8mO0Q) 821
Fantastic
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (gcme+) 822
Get Barry to the choppa!
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (pCUr3) 823
J20, undisrupted.
Posted by: chris at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (2fIqd) 824
BTW, she's singing live. Beyonce lip-synced TFG's inauguration.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (3J/LN) 825
725 I don't think I heard the word "I" in that speech once.
Thread winner. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (B+qrE) He did mention I once ... Trump said something to the effect of "I will never let you down" Posted by: ghbucky at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (D2q91) 826
sweet baby Jesus that was nice.
Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (C6xeQ) Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (GUBah) 828
"The time for empty talk is over." Shame they didn't show Obama then
+++ Michelle with a #notmypresident sign Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (C+quA) 829
Finally, the grown ups are back in charge..
Posted by: DanInMN at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (KHwci) 830
817 Play ball!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (0mRoj) Pro-grammies! Get yer pro-grammies here! Can't watch the game without one! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (mbhDw) 831
There goes our President.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (bpfzP) 832
Citizen obama... Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (mZGNr) 833
*tipples Rebel Yell into a shot glass*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (ZO497) 834
810...nervous because she knows she has to hit the high one.....and nailed it!
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (0LQ4f) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (C9pBZ) 836
Lyrics?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (7lehe) 837
755 710 Go on nevertrumpers. Tell me what speench Jeb would have given. Tell me what message Rubio would have had.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (S2VsH) Let it go already. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (jGgVe) If they will, sure! Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (ujg0T) 838
I saw a pic of Jackie at the event last night, she looked like a hipster bag lady. Much better outfit today for the singing of the anthem! Pretty detailing on the coat.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (hvf9s) 839
Oh, I'm so happy. I feel like I just had the best sex of my life....with my future.
Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (11H2y) 840
I confess Jackie Evancho's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner made me cry!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (wCEn4) 841
The FORMER first Lady(man) scowling for the duration of the ceremony. WEIRD!
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (LBO1U) 842
Welcome Obamas legacy!
Posted by: Bathtub Drain at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (v9gSJ) 843
Nice to see Bob Dole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (sRFAL) 844
775 Let's all stand for the Anthem, Horde!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (PY9jH) Uh, not such a good idea ... *sets book in lap* Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (VdICR) 845
Limbaugh is just gob-smacked. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (mbhDw) 846
My uncle, who is a very successful retired businessman, gay, lives in Manhattan and whom I adore, posted on Facebook that if Jackie Evancho were his daughter, he'd disown her for performing at the inauguration.
Very disappointing. I know he wouldn't, either, because he and I have a pretty good understanding on these things, but still... Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (W2wn0) 847
Caught sight of Bill Clinton there, but not Hillz
Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (X4ZNp) 848
Only Muzzie on the stage was BO...
Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (pCOkh) 849
That was a very sweet rendition.
Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (3jGss) 850
Did Hillary disintegrate?
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (8b+oT) 851
Nood, everyone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (zdM/+) Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (/tuJf) 853
was that Bob and Libby Dole?
Posted by: Billy Occam at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (ihtYN) 854
Just so y'all will know. (As I clean my face up with tissues, this report is sent out so that Ace's crew will knowledge of the immediate reaction of the "neutral" press.)
I don't have cable. I use a digital antenna, and the best reception tends to come from channel 15 PBS. The reaction was truly weird and opposite our own. They immediately declared it a campaign speech and emphasized the ugly "carnage" that Trump was emphasizing. So there you go. And I say let it go. The proof will be in the pudding. And I think - certainly HOPE - the pudding will be delicious. Fuck those idiot naysayers. Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (dDOWg) 855
okay, now everyone tune in to Rush! Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (mZGNr) 856
They're burning the files over at National Review . . .
-- Ok, I laughed. Now I'm wondering is we need to do a Health and Welfare check on Weekly Standard. Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (1bQAQ) Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (toH8T) 858
843 Nice to see Bob Dole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (sRFAL) That so good a man could be so lousy a politician. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: 80's music fan at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (PHcLa) 860
I'm in love. Yes, I expect to be disappointed from time to time, but ... the vision President Trump (thank you, any and all divines!) just laid out is one I can back. He's inspiring, he loves OUR country, and he seems a devout Christian, all of which are Very Good Things.
Posted by: Empire1 at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (r2/3c) 861
Was it Jackie Evancho? She has an unearthly voice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (39g3+) 862
Ok, now I'm just crying. I'm a grown man, crying at the national anthem. "
It's great, isn't it. Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (C9pBZ) 863
778 Non inclusive and divisive Trump inauguration has no imam. muslims must be scared out of their mind.
Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (cOHS7) GOOD! Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (qf6WZ) 864
Hillary!
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (K2T58) 865
Oops- Hillary sighting! She picked herself up off the floor.
Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (X4ZNp) 866
Through the darkest hours...Benghazi, the Obamacare decision, the IRS scandal, and most of all Andrew Breitbart's death, I always returned here.
Thanks you, Ace, the cobs, and most of all, you idiots for throwing the lifeline. Let's get to work. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (B+qrE) Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (+DAtP) 868
Just noticed. He's got the old golden honey badger comb-over. Good!
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (Fmupd) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (ODxAs) 870
Did you see the shit eating grin on Bush 43's face while Donald was talking - along with the clenched face on all the Democrats?
Posted by: An Observation at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (rCHk4) 871
(And did you see the angry, uber constipated look on Michelle's face?)
The estrogen supplements were an expired batch. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (X6fMO) 872
Oh, and fuck Hillary
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (6Ll1u) 873
Hillary looks happy. The staff must have spiked her morning cocktail with valium or xanax or sumptin.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (Jen0I) 874
I loved the line about transferring our middle class's wealth to the rest of the world. It's kind of like when an adult enters a room and everyone takes notice.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (dZ756) 875
Finally, the grown ups are back in charge..
Posted by: DanInMN at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (KHwci) That's what I keep thinking. I was struck especially when he and Pence were walking together...grown men. Not whiny, petty, thin-skinned. Grown. MEN. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (7lehe) 876
Obama's last trip on the government dime.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (8b+oT) 877
783 My schadenboner is now red, white and blue. Should I seek medical attention?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (0mRoj) I had to wring mine's neck. Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (R5EqA) 878
Bob Dole!
God bless. Melania is a vision!! Hill and. Ill look bewildered a d Michelle has a scowl permanently etched across her face. Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (oQQwD) 879
Chris Matthews calls the speech "workmanlike."
The color of the sky in his world is commie red, however, so . . . Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (s5o+q) 880
The dudes on CBS are nearly speechless. LOL. Take Obama's dick out of your mouth boys.
Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (E54Jq) Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (mZGNr) 882
I'm just going to need to remind lefties that are all a fluster over this speech: - You forgot that you were not going to have the bully pulpit forever. You dismissed and ignored and sneered and viciously attacked us for the last 8 years.
This is the result. Fucking own it. It's your big day as much as it is ours. Posted by: Heralder at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (oCER9) 883
HILLARY!!!!
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (8b+oT) 884
By the way - I won the inauguration bingo
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (Fb9aZ) Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (toH8T) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (C9pBZ) 887
Biden just called Bob Dole "Joe". Biden also joked that "I don't do anything now."
Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (VSjwn) 888
When does the Great Unwinding begin?
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (o38N1) 889
Is Hillary drinking yet?
Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (O7MnT) 890
ABC not happy with the nationalist message of what they are calling Trump's first campaign speech for reelection.
But they are happy with Obama's stone-faced demeanor because that is the same as theirs. Time to go full oppo, baby. Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (U6f54) 891
I honestly did think Obama was going to pull even bigger stunts on his way out, like "pardoning" all the Dreamers or something like that.
He definitely left some messes for Trump to clean up in just his last few days, if I were Trump I would just rescind all Executive Orders in the last 12 weeks in one fell swoop. Posted by: Maritime at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (rKQiX) 892
ladies and gentlemen, please stay tuned for the dismantling of all obama's executive orders !
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (c6/9Q) 893
Hillary just shook hands with Jason Chaffetz.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (VdICR) 894
Ima go start every vehicle I own.
Posted by: 80's music fan at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (PHcLa) 895
Classy, stopping to acknowledge Dole.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (L3YlV) 896
Second look at Trump?
Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (buBai) 897
And now Chuck Todd dissects how awful and antagonistic the speech was.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (J+eG2) 898
866 Through the darkest hours...Benghazi, the Obamacare decision, the IRS scandal, and most of all Andrew Breitbart's death, I always returned here.
Thanks you, Ace, the cobs, and most of all, you idiots for throwing the lifeline. Let's get to work. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (B+qrE) That was a terrible week for me. A couple days later Neptunus Lex joined the Choir Eternal as well. Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (R5EqA) 899
That speech as the rhetorical equivalent of eating veal off a vegan's face.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (mf5HN) 900
10 Go on nevertrumpers. Tell me what speench Jeb would have given. Tell me what message Rubio would have had.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (S2VsH) Let it go already No! #WAR Posted by: Al Leppo at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (8mYHH) Posted by: John McCain at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (Ndje9) 902
>>The Rabbi looks like Mel Brooks
The Schwartz is with him. Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (/tuJf) ) Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (caL0r) 903
890 ABC not happy with the nationalist message of what they are calling Trump's first campaign speech for reelection.
But they are happy with Obama's stone-faced demeanor because that is the same as theirs. Time to go full oppo, baby. Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (U6f54) The MFM is no longer an effective force. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (mbhDw) 904
Today is a good day.
Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (CVwqv) 905
cspan let us listen to the establishment shits going through the halls, when I'd really rather not.
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (8mO0Q) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (LRVnP) 907
thanks ace and cobs, for your wisdom and comfort these last eight years. God bless.
Posted by: ss at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (iU+1A) 908
899 That speech as the rhetorical equivalent of eating veal off a vegan's face.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (mf5HN) Nicely worded. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (mbhDw) 909
That speech as the rhetorical equivalent of eating veal off a vegan's face.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (mf5HN) Alex, that's why we love you... Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (caL0r) 910
why would anyone watch anything other than cspan or fox business ? are you people masochist ??
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (c6/9Q) 911
There's frizzy Tomahawk Lizzy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (Nwg0u) 912
I've been waiting for this since about 1995. I NEVER though a president Trump would or even could happen. Extraordinary. But, as a great leader once said: This is not the end. It's not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
It's going to be a long hard struggle ahead because in Washington Trump stands alone today. We have to be there as best we can. Posted by: Keith at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (USf3s) 913
Martha Radditz is over the edge. She just said Trump already went over the red line, whatever that means.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (U6f54) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (mbhDw) 915
Real comment on CBS: I didn't here him mention once what the American people had to do - only what he was going to do."
I mean talk about missing the point - what a dickhead. Maybe he missed civics class along with the speech - but it is the government's job to work for the people - not the other way around - what an ass. Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (Fb9aZ) 916
Talking head on Fox: he went after the Obama administration in several subtle ways . . .
Subtle? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (Nwg0u) 917
I watched the WH.gov feed. No commentary. I paid for this channel, we all did.
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (JNDQi) Posted by: Keith at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (USf3s) 919
913 Martha Radditz is over the edge. She just said Trump already went over the red line, whatever that means.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (U6f54). It's kind of sad to see people who do not understand that they are completely irrelevant go on and on as if they were. Pathetic, tragic. And funny! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (mbhDw) 920
The balls on this guy. Called them out to their faces.
Posted by: Javems at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (yOqwj) 921
Go on nevertrumpers. Tell me what speench Jeb would have given. Tell me what message Rubio would have had.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (S2VsH) --- "I need a nap" Posted by: !Heb! at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (2mC6G) 922
Fox Bimbo: "I was there when Bill and Hillary left the White House in 2001..." silverware falling out of their pockets.
Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (O7MnT) 923
916 Talking head on Fox: he went after the Obama administration in several subtle ways . . .
Subtle? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (Nwg0u) Like gas instead of bullets, ja? OOPS. never mind. misunderstood. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (mbhDw) 924
Talking head on Fox: he went after the Obama administration in several subtle ways . . .
Subtle? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (Nwg0u) --- More subtle than Rowdy Roddy Pepper.... Posted by: !Heb! at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (2mC6G) Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (Ndje9) 926
Tuned by ABC and got a Hitler/National Socialist reference within 30 seconds of Trump's party leaving.
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (cOHS7) 927
Maybe when O climbs on Marine One the pilots will tell him to fly himself off, and then exit.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (U6f54) Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (C6xeQ) 929
899
That speech as the rhetorical equivalent of eating veal off a vegan's face. Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (mf5HN) ______________________________________________ I nominate this as the all the threads of the inauguration day winner. Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (Fb9aZ) 930
I'm flying the flag for first time in over eight years. And drinking victory champagne. It's finally over !
Posted by: Blutarskiesque 0.0 at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (xJxz7) 931
My government doesn't hate me anymore!!!
Weasel, isn't it glorious? Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (8mO0Q) Until the nest of vipers that is DC is cleansed by fire, most of your government still hates you (and me). Your President doesn't hate you anymore, though, and that is a good start. Posted by: redbanzai at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (xDKH6) Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (CVwqv) 933
msnbc "no more soaring rhetoric"
geeeez Posted by: harley1911 at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (XCvWP) 934
Maybe when O climbs on Marine One the pilots will tell him to fly himself off, and then exit.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (U6f54) No. Drop him off in Benghazi instead. Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (caL0r) 935
Boy Joe really lingered with Melania...
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (lxPhc) Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (Zs4uk) 937
can we get that garbage out of dc please, asap. no need for pics....
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (c6/9Q) 938
That speech was Trump going Bukkake on Obama.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (caL0r) 939
Biden is taking the train back to Delaware. I can't wait to see the Obamas get in that helicopter
Posted by: Jen the original at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (VDvux) 940
Cokie Roberts echoing all the rest of the assholes, saying that the speech was awful.
Dystopian is now the adjective. Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (U6f54) 941
>>>More subtle than Rowdy Roddy Pepper....
PIPER!!!!!!!!!! :::smashes coconut on head, smears banana in face:::: Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (lxPhc) Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (RzUqr) 943
Cokie Roberts can shove a long-spined cactus right up her ass.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (caL0r) Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (C6xeQ) 945
Finally, GTFO.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (U6f54) Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (caL0r) 947
Mooch hating this. Every second of it.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (U6f54) 948
to see them driven before you. . .
Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (C6xeQ) 949
Posted by: redbanzai at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (xDKH6)
There's a name I ain't seen in a while. 'Sup red ? Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (MhYfz) 950
943 Cokie Roberts can shove a long-spined cactus right up her ass.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (caL0r) I was thinking her vag, but you beat me to it. Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (ujg0T) 951
Cokie Roberts can shove a long-spined cactus right up her ass.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (caL0r) I was thinking her vag, but you beat me to it. ==================== So was I. Posted by: gwennyth paltrow at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (C6xeQ) 952
Try and recall the media going so all out critical of an inaugural address.
This is a first. The media proving to us its total lack of self-awareness, its bias overcoming all. Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (U6f54) 953
Kick those chopper rotors on goddamn, get him out of there
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (5mv3X) Posted by: Slack at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (3fLMH) 955
The mooch body language as DJT was giving her a kiss goodbye. He held her arms/shoulders & she stood with right arm by her side.
Posted by: Roscoe at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (UqeeU) 956
And they're gone! Good riddance to bad rubbish!
Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (CQny9) 957
Pay for your own vacations now shaguts
Posted by: Slack at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (3fLMH) 958
Posted by: redbanzai at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (xDKH6)
There's a name I ain't seen in a while. 'Sup red ? Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (MhYfz) Just checking in on the Inauguration coverage... My office has temporarily blocked any place I could actually see the ceremony so I am living vicariously through Moron comments:-P Posted by: redbanzai at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (xDKH6) 959
OK, President Trump. Get out the pen and start with the undoing.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (U6f54) 960
If Red Foreman had ever given an inaugural speech, this would be it. "Hey, Obama, how's it feel when my foot meets your ass?"
Posted by: Dr Alice at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (LaT54) 961
Aviones, senor.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (mbhDw) Infrastructure is totally legit. Obama's "infrastructure" spending was a total sham, of course, because that's how he rolls. One suggestion: build I-17, to link Phoenix with Las Vegas. The corridor roads are already posted as "future I-17 corridor"; so just go ahead and do it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (LRVnP) 962
I like the way he shit on all of the DC politicians and elites. Talk about populism. Nice and short and clear. I'll bet he's got 50+ EOs signed by now.
Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (g1MTt) 963
Melania...that is all.
Posted by: braininahat at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (7KoHa) Posted by: An Observation at January 20, 2017 12:52 PM (rCHk4) 965
Did he even use notes for his speech? I saw no glances down; just eyeing the crowd.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 20, 2017 12:55 PM (rCAgn) 966
Great speech. Beautiful wife. God. American flag. Happy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 20, 2017 01:00 PM (fq4ih) 967
MIchelle looks like she ate a bad clam.
Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (11H2y) That's Huma's job. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2017 01:00 PM (LRVnP) 968
Egad - Obama is going to drone on and on and Andrews.
Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 01:06 PM (CQny9) 969
733 Oh no! He mentioned Jesus!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (0mRoj) I know, right? Heads were exploding but my heart felt warm. Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 20, 2017 01:10 PM (RHjCR) 970
muslims must be scared out of their mind.
Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (cOHS7) And if they are scared enough to buy one-way tickets shitcanistan, call it a win. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2017 01:12 PM (LRVnP) 971
Oh how times have changed in the conservative world if you want to call it that I remember when I was widely mocked and derided as a racist bigot and a jew-hater because I dared to be an American Nationalist and now all you right-wing blogs are all about Donald Trump yeah I voted for the guy and yes I still am a conservative but I find it very ironic that you guys are cheering on the very thing that got me divided and actually got my blog pack by one of you assholes back in 2006 and 2007 so y'all can kiss my ass bunch of f****** Hypocrites and if you think the Donald Trump's going to do anything for your neocon friends you're crazy have a nice day
Posted by: Charles Patrick Adkins ( The fucking one and only) at January 21, 2017 01:13 PM (4mBiX) 972
Some of that above didn't come out right because I was using text-to-speech but my point still stands I find it very ironic that you guys support the very thing that got me mocked and derided and also got my bug hacked back in 2007. My point is y'all ain't nothing but a bunch of f****** hypocrites
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