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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (1/15/17)

Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
― Benjamin Franklin


Quote II

“Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.”
― Mahatma Gandhi


Quote III

“Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves”
― Abraham Lincoln

The ONT attempts to be funny, thought provoking and helpful. Here's our attempt at being helpful. How to survive Blue Monday.

Tomorrow January 16th marks a dark day in American history. Valu-Rite is outlawed Prohibition begins.

The 18th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, prohibiting the “manufacture, sale, or transportation of intoxicating liquors for beverage purposes,” is ratified on this day in 1919 and becomes the law of the land.

The movement for the prohibition of alcohol began in the early 19th century, when Americans concerned about the adverse effects of drinking began forming temperance societies. By the late 19th century, these groups had become a powerful political force, campaigning on the state level and calling for total national abstinence. In December 1917, the 18th Amendment, also known as the Prohibition Amendment, was passed by Congress and sent to the states for ratification.


American SJW, a thorn in the sides of a British small business owner. Cultural appropriation.“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” .

American social justice warriors have launched a cyberbullying campaign against British small business owners who dreadlock the hair of white people, accusing them of cultural appropriation.

The Hastings and St. Leonards Observer reported Tuesday that about 2,000 people had targeted Dreads UK, a Hastings business owned by a 33-year-old, formerly homeless entrepreneur.

If you can appropriate dreadlocks, can you culturally appropriate a sammich? If your answer was YES, you win an all-paid &&&&&&& trip out of the barrel. Don't they ever tire of thinking of shit that offends them? On one hand they preach diversity on the other hand they don't. It's tiring. And it's f*cking stupid.


Can you say BITCH 37,000 times? Sure, I knew you could. Jill Stein costs PA taxpayers $37K. That's one expensive temper tantrum.


Single Mom builds house using Youtube. Does she have a boat and does she know how to clean fish? If so, she might be the perfect woman.


The ONT Musical Interlude


*****


Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. Actually he was wrong. Tenure for life is a certain thing. The State of Iowa is looking to take that away.

“I think the university should have the flexibility to hire and fire professors and then I don’t think that bad professors should have a lifetime position guaranteed at colleges,” Iowa State Senator Brad Zaun told the Des Moines Register. “It is as simple as that.”


Man's best friend.

A Golden Retriever named Kelsey just saved his owner’s life after he slipped and fell, breaking his neck on New Year’s Eve. “I was screaming for help but my nearest neighbor is about a quarter mile away and it was 10:30 p.m., but my Kelsey came,” stated dog’s owner Bob. “By morning my voice was gone and I couldn’t yell for help, but Kelsey didn’t stop barking.”


The Obama administration continues to poke the eye of the American public. The EPA continues with their totalitarian ways.

Environmental Protection Agency administrator Gina McCarthy has decided to maintain current emissions and fuel economy standards through 2025, cementing a central pillar of the Obama administration’s green legacy.

Many automakers have been critical of Obama’s rather strict climate policies and were hopeful that President-elect Donald Trump might roll back some of the more stringent regulations. Of the policies, none is more controversial than the corporate average fuel economy (CAFE) mandate, which began a midterm review earlier this year.

While the EPA’s ultimate determination wasn’t due until April of 2018, choosing not to alter 2025 vehicle emission and CAFE rules effectively locks in the standard before Trump can take office.

h/t phreshone


The latest from Shoe0Head. As usual it is spot on. Funny.


Driving too fast for conditions. Ouch. That's going to leave a mark.


Sex prescriptions, good for what ails you? Wondering out loud how that will work with Affordable.

According to the Associated Press, Berlin (AP),

“A German opposition lawmaker’s suggestion that authorities could subsidize paid sex for patients who require nursing care has drawn critical reception. Elisabeth Scharfenberg, the opposition Greens spokeswoman on care policy, told the Welt am Sonntag newspaper she could imagine authorities “financing sexual assistance.” The newspaper said the idea is based on a system in the Netherlands, under which applicants must prove a medical need and show that they can’t otherwise pay for a sex worker.

Lawmaker Karl Lauterbach of the governing Social Democrats told Monday’s Bild daily that “we don’t need paid prostitution in homes for the elderly, and certainly not on prescription.” The German Patient Protection Foundation said people who have to fight for help on basic matters such as washing and eating have other concerns.”

Once a sleaze ball always a sleaze ball. The ONT is surprised something BAD didn't happen to him.

.... Madoff found much success steering his talents to the prison supply of Swiss Miss.
“At one point, he cornered the hot chocolate market,” Fishman told MarketWatch. “He bought up every package of Swiss Miss from the commissary and sold it for a profit in the prison yard. … He made it so that, if you wanted any, you had to go through Bernie.”


W.W.G.D? What would Garret do?


Ink, love Genius Award.


Good Samaritan assists Cop. Feel Good Story of The Day


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Tact.

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Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. The ONT is not intended as a substitute for the medical advice of physicians. Morons should regularly consult a physician in matters relating to his/her health and particularly with respect to any symptoms that may require diagnosis or medical attention.


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:44 PM




Comments

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1 First!!!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2017 09:40 PM (vP09u)

2 Hey, where all da LGBTWXYZ+ wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 15, 2017 09:43 PM (TRzoP)

3 Mahatma Gandhi was the guy wh made a fortune selling rice, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2017 09:44 PM (TRzoP)

4 Top 10?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 15, 2017 09:45 PM (xJxz7)

5 http://tinyurl.com/gpr95v6

Watch this. How many of the problems he describes apply today?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2017 09:45 PM (92kX2)

6 Evening all.

Just had a tornado blow through.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 15, 2017 09:45 PM (ij6Va)

7 "Blue Monday"

https://youtu.be/9GMjH1nR0dsHey y'all!

Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2017 09:46 PM (GsAUU)

8 De Hillary, she will never be de president of United States, mon.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Marley at January 15, 2017 09:47 PM (TRzoP)

9 If it weren't for cultural appropriation, food wouldn't be half as good as it is.

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2017 09:47 PM (iMxBJ)

10 Apparently, Green Bay's win today is illegitimate because Dallas gained more yards

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 15, 2017 09:48 PM (e8kgV)

11 Anyone catch the score of the Bears-Vikings game today? Heh, heh.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 15, 2017 09:48 PM (lJW6d)

12 9 If it weren't for cultural appropriation, food wouldn't be half as good as it is.
Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2017 09:47 PM (iMxBJ)

I'd be ok with pasta and some form of pizza.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2017 09:48 PM (92kX2)

13 Excellent ONT, MisHum. Thank you!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2017 09:48 PM (DMUuz)

14 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12961

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 15, 2017 09:48 PM (vBeA5)

15 Thanks for the excellent ONT, Mis Hum.

My only quibble is that tonight's ONT should have been brought to us by THE GOLDEN FOOT OF MASON CROSBY.

Damn, what a game!

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 15, 2017 09:49 PM (P8951)

16 Queer kid stuff? I'm down with that!

Posted by: Safe Schools Czar Jennings at January 15, 2017 09:49 PM (aZq03)

17 Thanks MisHum. Where you get the patience, time and energy I'd like to know. Evening everyone.

Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2017 09:49 PM (Cf0i2)

18 "Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes."
-- Mahatma Gandhi



That Austrian Jewish bodybuilder was my favorite mistake.

Posted by: Mahatma Gandhi at January 15, 2017 09:50 PM (rH4JY)

19 5 days.

Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2017 09:50 PM (Z56vq)

20 >>>My only quibble is that tonight's ONT should have been brought to us by THE GOLDEN FOOT OF MASON CROSBY.


Not a good weekend for TX sports teams.

The ONT didn't want to rub it in.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 09:50 PM (voOPb)

21
Mahatma Gandhi was the guy who made a fortune selling rice, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Flavored with his own urine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2017 09:51 PM (IqV8l)

22 Nice ONT.

Question - have any of you tried the Walmart brand lasagna? Is it any good? I don't really care for Stouffer's lasagna. It tastes like Chef Boyardee.

Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2017 09:51 PM (Z56vq)

23 Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2017 09:49 PM (Cf0i2)

Nothing is too good for you and the Moron Horde.

It is my pleasure. It really is.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 09:51 PM (voOPb)

24 "Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes."
--Mahatma Gandhi
American social justice warriors have launched a cyberbullying campaign against British small business owners who dreadlock the hair of white people, accusing them of cultural appropriation


I see what you did there. A juxtaposition worthy of Drudge, the master.

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2017 09:52 PM (iMxBJ)

25 The ONT didn't want to rub it in.

Me thinks the ONT would have a different opinion if it were the Bears.

Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2017 09:52 PM (Cf0i2)

26 Didn't Ghandi enjoy drinking his own urine?

Mistake right there.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2017 09:52 PM (5VlCp)

27 Hey, where all da LGBTWXYZ+ wimmen at?

...and why should we care?

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2017 09:53 PM (ZIFyZ)

28 Once again I have avoided the wall of shame!
bwahaha

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 15, 2017 09:53 PM (Om16U)

29 The EPA also just announced that they will NOT be compensating anyone for their oopsie Animus river spill despite initially saying they would.

I think Trump should shut down the CO EPA and use the salaries for all its former employees to start compensating people whose lost crops, got ill, etc. thanks to the EPA. I'm thinking the EPA office responsible for the Flint water contamination should be closed, too.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2017 09:53 PM (NOIQH)

30 Also Gandhi

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/913/887/841.jpg

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2017 09:53 PM (aZq03)

31 It is my pleasure. It really is.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Maybe that is TMI.


Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 15, 2017 09:53 PM (S6Pax)

32 25 The ONT didn't want to rub it in.

Me thinks the ONT would have a different opinion if it were the Bears.
Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2017 09:52 PM (Cf0i2)

The ONT never claimed to be perfect

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 09:53 PM (voOPb)

33 Evening all.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2017 09:54 PM (0tfLf)

34 can I request some very selfish prayers?

please pray for me that my sinus headache will be gone when I wake up tomorrow. 2 days is exhausting. dunno how i can make it through 3

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 15, 2017 09:55 PM (Om16U)

35 Cant believe you didn't use Fats Domino for the musical interlude, MH:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy5WM1xYbGo

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 09:55 PM (mB0As)

36 I'm wondering if the AOHQ is the last refuge of commenters who were banned from other sites because of pithy but... uncouth remarks.

For example, I got banned from GatewayPundit for telling a climate change troll that he could easily reduce the carbon footprint by impaling himself on a butter knife. Oh, and also calling him a pathetic, fuckheaded twat waffle who has no other purpose in life than trolling conservative sites in between spanking off to panda porn while waiting for his welfare check.

Not sure what part of the comment there that actually got me banned, but oh well.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 15, 2017 09:55 PM (pCUr3)

37 UFC and football both on tonight.

I fear that I am disappointing Meryl Streep this evening.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at January 15, 2017 09:55 PM (1JnAL)

38 I'd be ok with pasta and some form of pizza.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2017 09:48 PM (92kX2)


Isn't Texas Toast some sort of cultural appropriation?

(imagining myself backed into a corner snarling at the encroaching crowd, "Back! My haggis and stewed turnips, Back I say! MINE!")

Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2017 09:55 PM (WlUkp)

39 Don't they ever tire of thinking of shit that offends them? On one hand they preach diversity on the other hand they don't. It's tiring. And it's f*cking stupid.

No, because being offended is their version of prayer and exercise of morality. It's how they show they are better than the benighted Others.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2017 09:56 PM (V3IFq)

40 Maybe that is TMI.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 15, 2017 09:53 PM (S6Pax)

C'mon man, just honor the spirit of it.

Posted by: John Podesta at January 15, 2017 09:56 PM (DMUuz)

41 trump
trump
trump


deport
deport
deport

Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 09:56 PM (jrFgU)

42 35 Cant believe you didn't use Fats Domino for the musical interlude, MH:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy5WM1xYbGo
Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 09:55 PM (mB0As)


See #32

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 09:57 PM (voOPb)

Posted by: John Podesta at January 15, 2017 09:57 PM (DMUuz)

44 Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 09:56 PM (jrFgU)

And Hillary Clinton will NEVER be President of the United States!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2017 09:57 PM (wCEn4)

45 "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-- Benjamin Franklin

That's just what a domestic terrorist would say.

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at January 15, 2017 09:57 PM (0mRoj)

46 Didn't Ghandi enjoy drinking his own urine?
***
Also going to bed with young women who he totally wouldn't molest. Honest.

http://tinyurl.com/yfy33dj

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2017 09:58 PM (aZq03)

47
Not sure what part of the comment there that actually got me banned, but oh well.
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 15, 2017 09:55 PM (pCUr3)

"Twat waffle" has a nice cadence to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2017 09:58 PM (92kX2)

48 I fail to see the problem, John Nada.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 15, 2017 09:58 PM (89T5c)

49 Didn't Ghandi enjoy drinking his own urine?

Mistake right there.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy


We tried to tell him, "Dude. We filter this crap out of you for a reason".

Posted by: Gandhi's kidneys at January 15, 2017 09:59 PM (rH4JY)

50 The ONT never claimed to be perfect





It would be unreasonable to ask anything more my friend, lol

Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2017 09:59 PM (Cf0i2)

51 I'm wondering if the AOHQ is the last refuge of commenters who were banned from other sites because of pithy but... uncouth remarks.
.....

bannings really don't count unless you get banned here

Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 09:59 PM (jrFgU)

52
Not sure what part of the comment there that actually got me banned, but oh well
***
I judge your statements at 0 Pinocchios.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2017 09:59 PM (aZq03)

53
We tried to tell him, "Dude. We filter this crap out of you for a reason".
___
Try it...your in for a treat!

Posted by: Gandhi at January 15, 2017 10:00 PM (aZq03)

54 I'm thinking the EPA office responsible for the Flint water contamination should be closed, too.

You wouldn't believe the ASSLOAD of pardons coming down on January 19th. In fact, this might be an opportune time for friends of mine to get some shit done, if you know what I mean...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 15, 2017 10:00 PM (/cksx)

55 The Clinton Foundation must have got more donations last year while the Bitch seemed to be the inevitable election winner. Any doubt about this was costing her. That's a conjecture on my part, but I think a strong one.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 15, 2017 10:00 PM (VdICR)

56 The classic Urine Colada is garnished by a tiny plunger.

Posted by: Mahatma Gandhi at January 15, 2017 10:00 PM (TRzoP)

57 Me thinks the ONT would have a different opinion if it were the Bears.
Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2017 09:52 PM (Cf0i2)

Damn tootin'.

The Cowboys have a tremendously talented young QB and I didn't think anything could slow down Elliot. A tip of the hat for them coming back like that - they sure had me biting my nails.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 15, 2017 10:00 PM (P8951)

58 Very hard to believe any determination by EPA cannot be altered starting in 6 days.


If so, then Congress needs to act on an administration request to do what's needed (though, again, I am unaware of any executive branch action apart from pardons that are not reversible by the executive branch).


I'm sure Trump and his team are looking at this real carefully, but my guess is that the best strategy is to front-load - put Congress, the GOP, and vulnerable Dems on the hottest possible spots (all of them) ASAP. Flood the zone. GOP senators and Ryan are probably Trump's only important obstacles. Need to make them show their cards immediately.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 15, 2017 10:00 PM (QDnY+)

59 Banh mi ' Vietnamese sammich made with french bread. There's a food truck here that makes 'em traditional, cubano style, and as tacos. Run by a VN dude what married him a Tex-Mex girl. Cultures dont advance without sharing and blending and experimentation. Cultural appropriation can be delicious.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 15, 2017 10:00 PM (VS9S/)

60 Gina McCarthy mandates CAFE standards, and even a vote by Congress and the ensuing bill signed by the President cannot over ride an Executive Branch administrators ruling?

Really?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 15, 2017 10:00 PM (S6Pax)

61 Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 15, 2017 09:53 PM (S6Pax)

With that hash, you should be active in the GAINZZ threads.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2017 10:00 PM (DMUuz)

62 And Hillary Clinton will NEVER NEVER EVER be President of the United States!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2017 09:57 PM (wCEn4)

I added some words for effect

Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 10:00 PM (jrFgU)

63 Dang Country Boy! Are you ok?

Posted by: tbodie at January 15, 2017 10:01 PM (jhgxs)

64 True fact: Gandhi used to call the urine he'd drink "Mountain Dew-Dew." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2017 10:01 PM (u8kLQ)

65 "Twat waffle" has a nice cadence to it.

***********************************

I'm pretty sure I picked it up via another moron here, but its mileage doesn't seem to go very far outside of AOS. I am disappoint.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 15, 2017 10:01 PM (pCUr3)

66 Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 15, 2017 09:55 PM (Om16U)

Prayers up. Sinus headaches are terrible.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 15, 2017 10:02 PM (P8951)

67 The Clinton Foundation must have got more donations last year while the Bitch seemed to be the inevitable election winner.
***
She moved $2B to Qatarian banks this summer.

I wonder if Trump's IRS might be interested in that move...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2017 10:02 PM (aZq03)

68 Heh. The genius award.
I looked at the dog and said "what are the odds the story comes from Florida?"
Even HE wouldn't take the bet.

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 10:02 PM (mB0As)

69 36 I'm wondering if the AOHQ is the last refuge of commenters who were banned from other sites because of pithy but... uncouth remarks.

For example, I got banned from GatewayPundit for telling a climate change troll that he could easily reduce the carbon footprint by impaling himself on a butter knife. Oh, and also calling him a pathetic, fuckheaded twat waffle who has no other purpose in life than trolling conservative sites in between spanking off to panda porn while waiting for his welfare check.

Not sure what part of the comment there that actually got me banned, but oh well.
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 15, 2017 09:55 PM (pCUr3)


I think a bunch came from Carlos Johanson's blog when he went off the rails and starting banning people for things that they said on other sites.

Others came from HotAir when they went to their Facebook comments.

One of the hallmarks of the HQ is the quality of sockpuppets that show up here.

And the comments, Andrew Breitbart used to read the comments and even commented a few times back in the day.

But overall, a blogs' commentors come and go at a fairly regular pace. Lurkers start commenting, commentors start lurking, commenters start going to other sites.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at January 15, 2017 10:02 PM (1JnAL)

70 mohammed drank camel piss and liked it

Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 10:02 PM (jrFgU)

71 Actually, I called is Pee See Cola

Posted by: Gandhi at January 15, 2017 10:03 PM (aZq03)

72 I added some words for effect

Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 10:00 PM (jrFgU)


Thanks, I guess I was remiss in not being enthusiastic enough!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2017 10:03 PM (wCEn4)

73 Happy Chillin, all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Meteorology Critic ... at January 15, 2017 10:03 PM (AoK0a)

74 Well, the Cowboys are staying home again this year. We've been watching the Chiefs-Steelers game, but they keep breaking in with tornado warnings for different neighborhoods around here.

Mr. TiFW gave me his cold, but he's not through with it just yet. It's been a FUN weekend (not).

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 15, 2017 10:04 PM (Saqzi)

75 Didn't Ghandi enjoy drinking his own urine?
***
Also going to bed with young women who he totally wouldn't molest. Honest.
http://tinyurl.com/yfy33dj
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2017 09:58 PM (aZq03)

Damn....The Brits should have hung him when they had the chance.

Lazy bastards.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2017 10:04 PM (5VlCp)

76 The Cowboys have a tremendously talented young QB and I didn't think
anything could slow down Elliot. A tip of the hat for them coming back
like that - they sure had me biting my nails.

As a mortal enemy by birth of the Packers, I have to admit that I'm glad they won. I can't believe I said that. Too many guys hurt though.

Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2017 10:04 PM (Cf0i2)

77 True fact: Gandhi used to call the urine he'd drink "Mountain Dew-Dew." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2017 10:01 PM (u8kLQ)


Donald Trump paid Gandhi to pee-pee all over him...

Posted by: CNN at January 15, 2017 10:05 PM (vBeA5)

78 74 Well, the Cowboys are staying home again this year. We've been watching the Chiefs-Steelers game, but they keep breaking in with tornado warnings for different neighborhoods around here.


Winning is overrated.
Posted by: Dan Marino

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 10:05 PM (voOPb)

79 I saw a guy call a girl a stretched out twat once, it really did not end well for him


Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 10:05 PM (jrFgU)

80 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2017 10:05 PM (IcT7t)

81 Didn't Ghandi enjoy drinking his own urine?
***
Also going to bed with young women who he totally wouldn't molest. Honest.


A role model.

Posted by: Democrats for Democrats! at January 15, 2017 10:06 PM (kCDOM)

82
*thumbs nose at the Wall of Shame*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2017 10:06 PM (ZO497)

83 Shoeonhead is cute.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2017 10:07 PM (FYrz1)

84 Mmm..."pizza."

Posted by: Podesta the Molesta at January 15, 2017 10:07 PM (wv5tO)

85 Country boy,
Aren't you just north of me?

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 15, 2017 10:07 PM (JNDQi)

86 didn't ghandi keep his dentures in his loin cloth?


think I saw that soemwhere

Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 10:07 PM (jrFgU)

87 In the spirit of "Godzilla meets Bambi", I'd love to see some humorous historical counter-factuals raising the inconvenient question of whether Gandhi's side was the one offering all the moral lessons:


"Gandhi's non-violent resistance, vs. the Gestapo, Einsatzgruppen, and Wehrmact"


"Gandhi's non-violent resistance, vs. the Red Army and the NKVD"


"Gandhi's non-violent resistance, vs. the Pasdaran and Hamas"



Posted by: rhomboid at January 15, 2017 10:07 PM (QDnY+)

88 A role model.

Posted by: Democrats for Democrats! at January 15, 2017 10:06 PM (kCDOM)
___
CIS Normative Kyriarch!

Posted by: A real Democrat at January 15, 2017 10:08 PM (aZq03)

89 >>>While the EPA's ultimate determination wasn't due until April of 2018,
choosing not to alter 2025 vehicle emission and CAFE rules effectively
locks in the standard before Trump can take office.<<<



Locks in the standard? What do they think they're the fucking SCOTUS with some stare decisis bs?


If SCOAMF's EPA set the rule, PRESIDENT Trump's EPA can unset it.


It's not like the Hussein Clown Posse didn't ignore every rule, law, Constitutional principle they felt was inconvenient.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 15, 2017 10:08 PM (d3oPV)

90 Evening all.

I was in my jammies all planned to go to bed an hour ago.

Then...tornadoes.

The sirens are going off again. My driveway and garage are flooded, we have 50-60mph winds blowing.

Hell, I didn't want to sleep tonight.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 15, 2017 10:08 PM (+eR2D)

91 78 Winning is overrated.
Posted by: Dan Marino
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 10:05 PM (voOPb)


You're darned tooti... *face plant*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 15, 2017 10:08 PM (iMxBJ)

92 Donald Trump paid Gandhi to pee-pee all over him...
Posted by: CNN

Yeah yeah yeah.

Seriously, it might not be a horrible idea to start trolling CNN with every freakin' crazy anti-Trump news idea they can think of.

"Trump's hiding the ancient aliens!!"

"Trump snuck into the bunker and sucked Hitler's balls!"

"Trump killed RFK!!1!"

"Trump grabbed the Statue of Liberty's pussy!! For realzz!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2017 10:09 PM (u8kLQ)

93 86 didn't ghandi keep his dentures in his loin cloth?

-------

That was Roy Orbison.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2017 10:09 PM (TRzoP)

94 82
*thumbs nose at the Wall of Shame*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2017 10:06 PM (ZO497)

I'd be careful about that gesture Mr. Hammer.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 10:09 PM (voOPb)

95
Me Chinese.
Me play joke.
Me put pee pee in your Coke!

Posted by: Sum Yung Gai at January 15, 2017 10:09 PM (mB0As)

96 pretty sure we should repeal the CAFE law from the 70's

The US can EXPORT oil now


fuck the 70's

Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 10:09 PM (jrFgU)

97 29 The EPA also just announced that they will NOT be compensating anyone for their oopsie Animus river spill despite initially saying they would. Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2017 09:53 PM (NOIQH)

The people who did that probably scored more funding for the state EPA, because of the obvious dire need. Or would have, if not for the glorious God-Emporor handing out pink slips the way Oprah gives away Camrys.
The way government effectively rewards public works for going over schedule and over budget? That can be taken to the next level where the EPA sees a mustard yellow river full of arsenic and heavy metals, and sees a windfall and years of security.
I fall short of blaming them for doing it on purpose, but the local geologist does not.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 15, 2017 10:10 PM (VdICR)

98 Yikes, MisHum, you keep outdoing yourself!

Love ShoeOnHead, tells it like it is.

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 10:10 PM (vUcdz)

99 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at January 15, 2017 10:02 PM (1JnAL)

I was never officially banned from Hot Air, but I received and email from AllahDipshit asking me to no longer post there... because of my 'Jeffersonian Fantasies'....

I think he was talking about how I believe that societies and governments eventually always fall, and that the Second Amendment gives us the ability to have a say in what comes after...

or ... did he find out I have a thing about Making love to Jefferson Starship? right up there with best of Bread, Volume 2.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2017 10:11 PM (qf6WZ)

100 Seriously, it might not be a horrible idea to start trolling CNN with every freakin' crazy anti-Trump news idea they can think of.
***
Trump brought down the world trade center!

I mean he was probably in NYC that day, right?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2017 10:11 PM (aZq03)

101 Country Boy,
That's right your up near danger girl. Stay safe y'all.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 15, 2017 10:11 PM (JNDQi)

102
Do you like urine colads
And getting caught in the (golden) rain?

Posted by: Moe Gandy at January 15, 2017 10:11 PM (IqV8l)

103 I lurves me some Shoe!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 15, 2017 10:12 PM (kP16F)

104 I love ShoeOnHead.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at January 15, 2017 10:12 PM (sdi6R)

105 18-1, that one probably really is coming next.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2017 10:12 PM (u8kLQ)

106 96 pretty sure we should repeal the CAFE law from the 70's

The US can EXPORT oil now


fuck the 70's
Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 10:09 PM (jrFgU)

Yup... US Oil production is UP 1/2 billion barrels... because at 50 a barrel, fracking makes a profit.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2017 10:12 PM (qf6WZ)

107 You know, even better, the EPA can't enforce a rule if there's no more damn EPA.

(another bonus... the janitorial staff will no longer have to clean shit out of the hallways)

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 15, 2017 10:13 PM (d3oPV)

108 Night in the City is very great

Posted by: Rich at January 15, 2017 10:13 PM (M3DRt)

109 or ... did he find out I have a thing about Making love to Jefferson Starship? right up there with best of Bread, Volume 2.
Posted by: Don Q.
-----------------

I thought it was your unnatural fascination with Weezy...

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 10:13 PM (mB0As)

110 >>>>or ... did he find out I have a thing about Making love to Jefferson Starship? right up there with best of Bread, Volume 2.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2017 10:11 PM (qf6WZ


That better not be the case or I will ask you to leave.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 10:13 PM (voOPb)

111 If you like the taste of piss, you're in good company. (SWIDT?)

Posted by: Mahatma Gandhi at January 15, 2017 10:13 PM (rH4JY)

112 I think we're out of the tornado danger zone, but the damn rain is insane. They just lifted our shelter-in-place order.

Country Boy, hope all is well in your area.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 15, 2017 10:14 PM (+eR2D)

113 Elimination of the entire CAFE concept and legislative basis would be an outstanding move.


I know, it sounds absolutely crazy - but in response to existing/anticipated variable costs (e.g., gasoline), buyers gasoline-consuming machinery will .... make their own rational decisions based on their own circumstances. In turn, in response to national and global demand patterns, manufacturers of gasoline-consuming machinery will ..... make their own rational decisions based on their own circumstances.


Remember: what you just read would baffle, and infuriate, a large % of Americans, and a large % of elected officials (both parties).


Stay guardedly pessimistic, my friends.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 15, 2017 10:14 PM (QDnY+)

114 I'm ashamed to admit that I had Jeffersonian involving Weezie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2017 10:14 PM (TRzoP)

115 I believe my grandson has the makings of a proper Moron. I stopped by my boy's house today. They were getting ready to have friends over to watch the playoffs.

Son was having to repeatedly explain to the uncooperative 5 year old that "You have to wear pants. Company is coming over. Everyone is wearing pants."

Posted by: cfomahm at January 15, 2017 10:14 PM (RfzVr)

116 Evening all.
I was in my jammies all planned to go to bed an hour ago.
Then...tornadoes.
The sirens are going off again. My driveway and garage are flooded, we have 50-60mph winds blowing.
Hell, I didn't want to sleep tonight.


...they say she was last seen with her guitar in hand, playing in the face of the tornado.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2017 10:15 PM (IcT7t)

117 Fantasies. Fantasies about Weezie.

Crap

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2017 10:15 PM (TRzoP)

118 Yup... US Oil production is UP 1/2 billion barrels... because at 50 a barrel, fracking makes a profit.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2017 10:12 PM (qf6WZ)

Sand fracking mining and manufacturing have been flat for a couple of years. Oil has to be around $62-$63 barrel for the frack industry to be rolling.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 10:15 PM (voOPb)

119 87 In the spirit of "Godzilla meets Bambi", I'd love to see some humorous historical counter-factuals raising the inconvenient question of whether Gandhi's side was the one offering all the moral lessons:


"Gandhi's non-violent resistance, vs. the Gestapo, Einsatzgruppen, and Wehrmact"


"Gandhi's non-violent resistance, vs. the Red Army and the NKVD"


"Gandhi's non-violent resistance, vs. the Pasdaran and Hamas"



Posted by: rhomboid at January 15, 2017 10:07 PM (QDnY+)


Gandhi said that the Jews should have gone to the concentration camps willingly and not fight.

He really was a dirty little cocksucker.

http://tinyurl.com/z62lr76

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at January 15, 2017 10:16 PM (1JnAL)

120 It's back to not being able to stand listening to any news but Fox again for me. They all sound like the clip MisHum posted upthread.

Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2017 10:16 PM (Cf0i2)

121 116 Evening all.
I was in my jammies all planned to go to bed an hour ago.
Then...tornadoes.
The sirens are going off again. My driveway and garage are flooded, we have 50-60mph winds blowing.
Hell, I didn't want to sleep tonight.

...they say she was last seen with her guitar in hand, playing in the face of the tornado.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2017 10:15 PM (IcT7t)

Wait!!!!

Its that... Pecos Bill I see riding by?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2017 10:16 PM (qf6WZ)

122 it would be bad ass if Toby Keith played that boot up your ass song on Jan 20

Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 10:16 PM (jrFgU)

123 >>Country Boy,

That's right your up near danger girl. Stay safe y'all.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck

Had a tornado warning here earlier, dropped to a watch until midnight.

Posted by: Aviator at January 15, 2017 10:16 PM (/Nite)

124 Garrett crushed it by a mile

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2017 10:16 PM (EZebt)

125 didn't ghandi keep his dentures in his loin cloth?
-------
That was Roy Orbison.


Why would Roy Orbison store his dentures in Ghandi's loincloth?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2017 10:17 PM (IcT7t)

126 125 didn't ghandi keep his dentures in his loin cloth?
-------
That was Roy Orbison.

Why would Roy Orbison store his dentures in Ghandi's loincloth?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2017 10:17 PM (IcT7t)

Does that fall into the category of Don't ask, Don't Tell?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2017 10:17 PM (qf6WZ)

127 Garrett crushed it by a mile
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2017 10:16 PM (EZebt)
....................

he's all pro

Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 10:18 PM (jrFgU)

128 124 Garrett crushed it by a mile
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2017 10:16 PM (EZebt)


Not so much in the future unless they snag the ice flow he is on.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 10:18 PM (voOPb)

129 ...they say she was last seen with her guitar in hand, playing in the face of the tornado.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2017 10:15 PM (IcT7t)


Heh, that made me smile.
One of the first things I thought when things got hairy around here was, "oh dammit and I just got that new guitar."

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 15, 2017 10:18 PM (+eR2D)

130 114 I'm ashamed to admit that I had Jeffersonian involving Weezie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
------------
Really?
I could let you slide on Florence. But... Weezy?
Damn.
Too much National Geographic?

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 10:18 PM (mB0As)

131 wait
loincloth is one word?


no way

Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 10:18 PM (jrFgU)

132 90 DangerGirl

Stay safe! Prayers up for you and yours.

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 10:18 PM (vUcdz)

133 yeah the fisherman on the floating ice is no big deal.

when I was a kid we did not call that what would garrett do, we called that WHAT WE DID AT WINTER BOY SCOUT CAMP until the scout mistress caught us.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2017 10:19 PM (cPsPa)

134 Still no spoilers... Quinn, the fat-chick-humper, was in a V.A. hospital and not the nuthouse per se. Sorta showed the staff as incompetent it could be argued; so it had that in the episode's favour. I'll have to see more before I give it a recommend or not.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2017 10:21 PM (lJXY3)

135 Not so much in the future unless they snag the ice flow he is on.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January


oh please, he is only feet form shore and the stream is not that deep. you can see the shore in some of the video?

why doesn't the genius on the ice use his line to snag something on shore or someone cast him a line and swing him over? even if he jumps in all he is going to get is cold.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2017 10:21 PM (cPsPa)

136 Did someone say "Blue Monday"?

youtube.com/watch?v=aJZTfl3DmCU

Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2017 10:21 PM (0mRoj)

137 WHAT WE DID AT WINTER BOY SCOUT CAMP until the scout mistress caught us.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2017 10:19 PM (cPsPa)

Damn... you had a Mistress at BOY Scout Camp?

I went to the wrong damn one apparently....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2017 10:21 PM (qf6WZ)

138 "Floe" by the way. Hillary had an "ice flow" before she went menopausal.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2017 10:22 PM (lJXY3)

139 Baby Sister Update

No update tonight, which is sorta not bad news. On track to begin chemo on Thursday.

Continued Horde prayers and good thoughts appreciated more than you can know.

(And many, many Thanks to Galveston Jim for the connection to a certain Elder God)

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 10:22 PM (vUcdz)

140 Scout Mistress? Is that a thing?

.
.

So ... was she hot?

Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at January 15, 2017 10:22 PM (wpC7C)

141 bang ding ow

Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 10:22 PM (jrFgU)

142 Don't shed a tear for me, it's over

Posted by: Rich at January 15, 2017 10:23 PM (M3DRt)

143 140 Scout Mistress? Is that a thing?

.
.

So ... was she hot?
Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at January 15, 2017 10:22 PM (wpC7C)

Rachel Maddow hot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 10:23 PM (voOPb)

144 Damn... you had a Mistress at BOY Scout Camp?

I went to the wrong damn one apparently....
Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2017 10:21 PM (qf6WZ)


Every boy earned his knot tying badge.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2017 10:23 PM (FYrz1)

145 136 Did someone say "Blue Monday"?

youtube.com/watch?v=aJZTfl3DmCU
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2017 10:21 PM (0mRoj)

Lame

Posted by: New Order at January 15, 2017 10:23 PM (GsAUU)

146 Damn... you had a Mistress at BOY Scout Camp?

I went to the wrong damn one apparently....
Posted by: Don Q. at January




nah, that is just what we referred to one of our pansy scout masters as. why would anyone want chicks in a scout troop? half the reason you learn to canoe well is so you can get to the girl scouts on the other side of the lake and back under cover of darkness.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2017 10:24 PM (cPsPa)

147 God. Damn.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2017 10:24 PM (OhOyF)

148 Heh, that made me smile.
One of the first things I thought when things got hairy around here was, "oh dammit and I just got that new guitar."


I'm picturing you walking out in front of the tornado and yelling, "F5? Hey, asshole, this amp goes up to F-U!" Then launching into a solo that would make Yngwie Malmsteen weep with envy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2017 10:25 PM (IcT7t)

149 137 Damn... you had a Mistress at BOY Scout Camp?
I went to the wrong damn one apparently....
Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2017 10:21 PM (qf6WZ)


Naah. Turns out learning the taste of different kinds of shoes is not as useful a skill as you'd think.

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2017 10:25 PM (iMxBJ)

150 I saw Blue Monday open for the Fabulous Elbows on the first day of the Iowa State Fair in 1972.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 15, 2017 10:25 PM (Ik1WR)

151 147 God. Damn.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2017 10:24 PM (OhOyF)

--------

It's not too late to take up a more respectable hobby.

Like pimping.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2017 10:26 PM (TRzoP)

152 Rachel Maddow hot
___
That's a man baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at January 15, 2017 10:26 PM (aZq03)

153 87 rhomboid

Been done.

The Last Article (198, is an alternate history short story by Harry Turtledove.

General Model wins The Raj's India from Great Briton. Gandhi thinks the Germans will respond to passive resistance like the British.

Spoiler Alert.


Gandhi blundered.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 15, 2017 10:26 PM (u82oZ)

154 I was able to bring the blind dog back, today.

I can leave the house, again.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2017 10:26 PM (OhOyF)

155 "MisHum" always looks to me, at first glance, like the word "Muslim".

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 15, 2017 10:27 PM (fn748)

156 sigh, winter camping.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2017 10:27 PM (cPsPa)

157 What a fooking weekend.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at January 15, 2017 10:27 PM (gxsJj)

158 Yeah, it was a good short story, NaCly Dog.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2017 10:28 PM (lJXY3)

159 Driving too fast for conditions perfectly describes the iconic John Lewis.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 15, 2017 10:28 PM (Ik1WR)

160 Evening all. For some reason, our Corporate office is closed tomorrow. First time ever. So, it just means I get to work from home.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 15, 2017 10:28 PM (qXaHV)

161 The book Salt tells the story about how Gandhi's initial act of civil disobedience was to bend down and pick up some of the salt that the receding tide had left on the shore.

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2017 10:28 PM (iMxBJ)

162 What a fooking weekend.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at January 15, 2017 10:27 PM (gxsJj)


How you doin' Brother C?

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2017 10:28 PM (wCEn4)

163 ... I read it in one of the There Will Be War anthologies.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2017 10:28 PM (lJXY3)

164 Hey garrett, got a pic for you:

http://tinyurl.com/zcs7bbx

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2017 10:28 PM (u8kLQ)

165 Oh, no! Gandhi was a salted!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2017 10:29 PM (lJXY3)

166 Turned out I just needed a new phono cartridge after all.

Old/bad one is on its way back to Amazon.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2017 10:29 PM (u8kLQ)

167 Nice. You were able to get it running right?

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2017 10:29 PM (OhOyF)

168 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/820681103610703872

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/820681186968223745

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/820681268505509889

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/820681339439632384

Posted by: kbdabear at January 15, 2017 10:30 PM (Ya7zs)

169 I'll send those Del Fuego LPs out to you on Tuesday...though, you should probably resend me your address to make sure I have it!

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2017 10:30 PM (OhOyF)

170 garrett, yup. No issues. And the LP sounds great. Thanks again!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2017 10:30 PM (u8kLQ)

171 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/820681417596301313

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/820681584210747392

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/820681661092401152

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/820681733041516544

Posted by: kbdabear at January 15, 2017 10:31 PM (Ya7zs)

172 garrett, thanks!! Will do. And I can send you the $10 via PayPal at the email address you've already contacted me with, correct?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2017 10:32 PM (u8kLQ)

173 An Ice flow is what happens when I'm laying down some dope rhymes, yo.

Posted by: Vanilla Ice at January 15, 2017 10:32 PM (d3oPV)

174 Sweet.

That's a clean copy of a good pressing...should sound great.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2017 10:32 PM (OhOyF)

175 I think I just saw Margaret Hamilton ride by on a bicycle.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 15, 2017 10:32 PM (Saqzi)

176 When I joined boy scouts, we had a woman leader. We called them den mothers then.
Wouldn't change it for the world.

She was 100% badass. Pure blooded Indian. Taugh me many things that I still use today - how to sew, start a fire, hone my pocket knife, skin a snake.
OK - I haven't skinned a snake since then, I guess...

But she was cooler than the other side of the pillow. And tougher than a two dollar steak.

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 10:32 PM (mB0As)

177 garrett, it does sound great. Thanks! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2017 10:32 PM (u8kLQ)

178 You ever wonder how today's women of color all have straight hair..? That is as natural as a white mans dreds no?

Posted by: Voter dude at January 15, 2017 10:33 PM (PtSGS)

179 what's the deal with the dog?

Posted by: concrete girl at January 15, 2017 10:33 PM (0I2uf)

180 Evening, Horde. Slow, lazy day here at casa joncelli. Haven't had one of those in a while, and it's nice. Hoping everybody is well.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at January 15, 2017 10:34 PM (1FhAQ)

181 After the storms hit in a little while, I wonder which parts of my fence are going down this time. Yeah, we need to replace the fence, we've got about 5-6 rotted post and pickets that are warping and popping off, etc. our neighbors will split the cost but we have both sides to do including the front sections that have gates on both sides.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 15, 2017 10:34 PM (JNDQi)

182 Pure blooded Indian.
Me too!

Posted by: zombie gandhi at January 15, 2017 10:34 PM (lJXY3)

183 what's the deal with the dog?
He saved the town.

Posted by: movie quotes? at January 15, 2017 10:35 PM (lJXY3)

184
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 15, 2017 10:34 PM (JNDQi)

Check is in the mail
Posted by: Your insurance adjuster

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 10:36 PM (voOPb)

185 Cultural appropriation is bullshit, pure unadulterated bullshit. Yummy yummy bullshit.

Posted by: Usntakim at January 15, 2017 10:36 PM (hMqvx)

186 Volunteered and voted for Cruz in the Iowa caucus, voted for Trump in the general, and now gopers hold the govenorship, and both the state house and senate. Its good to be red. I enjoy Trump driving the hollyweird and DC/NYC/LA media batshit crazy. Now, Drano for the abc bureaucracies.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 15, 2017 10:37 PM (Ik1WR)

187 178 You ever wonder how today's women of color all have straight hair..? That is as natural as a white mans dreds no?
Posted by: Voter dude at January 15, 2017 10:33 PM (PtSGS)
---------------------------
As natural as Beyonce's golden locks!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2017 10:38 PM (Nox3c)

188 Banh mi ' Vietnamese sammich made with french bread.
There's a food truck here that makes 'em traditional, cubano style,
and as tacos. Run by a VN dude what married him a Tex-Mex girl.
Cultures dont advance without sharing and blending and experimentation.
Cultural appropriation can be delicious.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 15, 2017 10:00 PM (VS9S/)

No urine? No thanks.

Posted by: Gandhi at January 15, 2017 10:38 PM (FAO5C)

189 MisHum,
Insurance doesn't cover fences around here unless they are taken out by a disaster. Plus my deductible is probably more than it will cost to replace the fence.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 15, 2017 10:38 PM (JNDQi)

190 Alejandro Escovedo/Peter Buck/Minus 5 album/show here was very good.


Posted by: Rich at January 15, 2017 10:38 PM (M3DRt)

191 Would it be more insulting to invite 18 clowns to the inauguration to replace the missing democrats, or 18 Russians escorts?

Posted by: Bozo at January 15, 2017 10:39 PM (NnnZy)

192 I was never officially banned from Hot Air, but I received and email from AllahDipshit asking me to no longer post there... because of my 'Jeffersonian Fantasies'....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2017 10:11 PM (qf6WZ)


Banging mulatto slaves?

Posted by: The Monticello Hat at January 15, 2017 10:39 PM (vBeA5)

193 The Hill is complaining about Trump not visiting the Af American museum for MLK day. Put Clarence Thomas in there and he might.

Posted by: Jmel at January 15, 2017 10:40 PM (tv+BP)

194 Blind Dog?
Please tell me his name is Willie Brown...

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 10:40 PM (mB0As)

195 How you doin' Brother C?
Posted by: Hrothgar

Got a good deal on storage, which is cool. Have a plan for A+ and Network+ cert this year. Unfortunately that one nagging detail of "so, where will I live" is still in play. Also, my good friends helping me have salvaged things from the trash pile that raise...interesting questions.

So, yeah, somewhere between scared and furious.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at January 15, 2017 10:40 PM (gxsJj)

196 109 or ... did he find out I have a thing about Making love to Jefferson Starship?
Posted by: Don Q.

The entire band or just Grace Slick?

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 15, 2017 10:40 PM (P8951)

197 Heavy thunder and lightning just southwest.

Posted by: Aviator at January 15, 2017 10:40 PM (/Nite)

198 Continued Horde prayers and good thoughts appreciated more than you can know.

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 10:22 PM (vUcdz)


Thoughts & Prayers.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 15, 2017 10:40 PM (vBeA5)

199 I'm hearing thunder and seeing lightening.....soon.....better put the dog in her kennel.....she doesn't like storms....

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 15, 2017 10:40 PM (JNDQi)

200 No urine? No thanks

No kidding.

Posted by: Bear Grylls at January 15, 2017 10:41 PM (IcT7t)

201 189 MisHum,
Insurance doesn't cover fences around here unless they are taken out by a disaster. Plus my deductible is probably more than it will cost to replace the fence.
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 15, 2017 10:38 PM (JNDQ

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 10:41 PM (voOPb)

202 The difference between Ben and Aaron is Rogers had five Manhattans before.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 15, 2017 10:41 PM (BeKMO)

203 >>You ever wonder how today's women of color all have straight hair..?


No.

Posted by: Horse with No Tail at January 15, 2017 10:41 PM (OhOyF)

204 Fuck the Hill, too. He goes, they bitch and protest. He doesn't- they bitch and protest.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 15, 2017 10:42 PM (89T5c)

205 I'm picturing you walking out in front of the
tornado and yelling, "F5? Hey, asshole, this amp goes up to F-U!" Then
launching into a solo that would make Yngwie Malmsteen weep with envy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2017 10:25 PM (IcT7t)


*makes air guitar moves*
I think I can finally go to bed. 'Night, Hordelings. Have a safe Monday.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 15, 2017 10:42 PM (+eR2D)

206 And although it would be perfectly legitimate to win a divisional playoff solely on field goals it would somehow be wrong.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at January 15, 2017 10:42 PM (1FhAQ)

207 So, yeah, somewhere between scared and furious.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at January 15, 2017 10:40 PM (gxsJj)


Deep breaths...

and find a lawyer like Saul!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2017 10:42 PM (wCEn4)

208 191 Would it be more insulting to invite 18 clowns to the inauguration to replace the missing democrats, or 18 Russians escorts?
Posted by: Bozo at January 15, 2017 10:39 PM (NnnZy)

Don't worry about the clowns. The media will definitely be there.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 15, 2017 10:43 PM (P8951)

209 >>You ever wonder how today's women of color all have straight hair..?

No.

Posted by: Horse with No Tail at January 15, 2017 10:41 PM (OhOyF)


No need to wonder.

Posted by: Scarred old slaver knowin' he's doin' all right at January 15, 2017 10:43 PM (vBeA5)

210 198 TPH

Thank you, my friend. Means a lot.

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 10:43 PM (vUcdz)

211 looks like andy reid is stepping on his dick again.no time outs are gonna save his ass. nice game plan, holmes. pathetic.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 15, 2017 10:44 PM (KP5rU)

212 No, it wasn't an old Blues Player.

I was dogsitting all week for a friend who had surgery.
13 year old blind pointer.

Three feet of snow in the yard...and the high was like 10 this week.

I might have reached Sven Territory if Ace put in half an honest week of work!

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2017 10:44 PM (OhOyF)

213 I have seen a number of those Russian dash cam videos. Really, I suspect half of all Russian drivers are drunk because they couldn't possibly be that stupid.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 15, 2017 10:44 PM (hVdx9)

214 118 Yup... US Oil production is UP 1/2 billion barrels... because at 50 a barrel, fracking makes a profit.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2017 10:12 PM (qf6WZ)

Sand fracking mining and manufacturing have been flat for a couple of years. Oil has to be around $62-$63 barrel for the frack industry to be rolling.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 10:15 PM (voOPb)

I read (Instapundit?) about someone using a microwave emitter to frack rather than water and sand. They were testing it and if it worked, lower cost.

Posted by: JB1000 at January 15, 2017 10:44 PM (IuBrk)

215 Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at January 15, 2017 10:40 PM (gxsJj)

And glad to hear you have some friends helping out!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2017 10:44 PM (wCEn4)

216 209; no need to give a fuck. whoopi goldberg not withstanding. why do half the nfl players wear their hair like whoopi? tribute, or what?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 15, 2017 10:47 PM (KP5rU)

217 213. Well.....east of say, germany, and really until you hit central asia and Mongolia, most things are explained by booze. Fun fact - the Russians imposed prohibition not long after they entered the Great War. I wonder if things would have gone better subsequently, had Nikolai not imposed that ukase.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 15, 2017 10:47 PM (VS9S/)

218 I read (Instapundit?) about someone using a microwave emitter to frack rather than water and sand. They were testing it and if it worked, lower cost.
Posted by: JB1000 at January 15, 2017 10:44 PM (IuBrk)

I had not seen that
I live in the middle of frac sand country
If true, that will hurt

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 10:48 PM (voOPb)

219 .. because of my 'Jeffersonian Fantasies'....

Posted by: Don Q
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Uh, oh. You didn't mention "The swinish multitude" did you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2017 10:48 PM (ZO497)

220 Palpatine,
Where is that ba Minh food truck?

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 15, 2017 10:49 PM (JNDQi)

221 A Golden Retriever named Kelsey just saved his owner's life after he slipped and fell, breaking his neck on New Year's Eve. "I was screaming for help but my nearest neighbor is about a quarter mile away and it was 10:30 p.m., but my Kelsey came," stated dog's owner Bob. "By morning my voice was gone and I couldn't yell for help, but Kelsey didn't stop barking."

++++

Lightweight! You're supposed to go get help, not just sit there and bark your fool head off. If I had done Timmy that way, they would've cancelled my show after the first episode.

Posted by: Lassie at January 15, 2017 10:50 PM (R+30W)

222 He got knocked the fuck out.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2017 10:50 PM (OhOyF)

223 If true, that will hurt

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 10:48 PM (voOPb)


Why? Seems like lower production cost would make microwave fracking more competitive, although it would seem to be a disruptive technology).

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2017 10:50 PM (wCEn4)

224 I think the frackers know exactly what price point in needed for them to turn their wells back on


capitalism baby

Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 10:51 PM (jrFgU)

225 212 No, it wasn't an old Blues Player.

I was dogsitting all week for a friend who had surgery.
13 year old blind pointer
-----------------
I would still have a hard time not falling him Willie Brown.

My next door neighbor has an adorable three-legged yorkie. Every single time I see her I tell her the same lame joke* - I'm pretty sure she's tired of hearing it, but it doesn't stop me.

*a three-legged dog walks into a bar. He says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw. "

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 10:51 PM (mB0As)

226 *I read (Instapundit?) about someone using a microwave emitter to frack rather than water and sand. They were testing it and if it worked, lower cost.
Posted by: JB1000 at January 15, 2017 10:44 PM (IuBrk)

I had not seen that
I live in the middle of frac sand country
If true, that will hurt
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 10:48 PM (voOPb)*

Area of interest is NW Co due to very tight sand formation, too tight for conventional slick water frac. They hope there will be sufficient in ground water so the microwaves boil the water, turn it to steam and pressurize the formation.

Early estimates are microwaves at 500x kitchen appliance power levels.

Posted by: tbodie at January 15, 2017 10:52 PM (jhgxs)

227 "Blue Monday"

https://youtu.be/9GMjH1nR0dsHey y'all!

Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2017 09:46 PM (GsAUU)

That's not Blue Monday. This is Blue Monday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3e_y9Bc7hs

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2017 10:52 PM (bG+ug)

228
78 posts a day is nothing -- I could do that standing on my head.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 15, 2017 10:53 PM (NPp2D)

229 I'm picturing Adam Smith's invisible hand shoving Matt Damon's fat head into a microwave oven, and I'm liking it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2017 10:53 PM (TRzoP)

230 "Five Ways to Hold Trump Accountable" was the better article.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 15, 2017 10:53 PM (LQy6T)

231 213 I have seen a number of those Russian dash cam videos. Really, I suspect half of all Russian drivers are drunk because they couldn't possibly be that stupid.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 15, 2017 10:44 PM (hVdx9)


You know that's not exactly a radical thesis, right? Russians love their vodka almost as much as Hillary does.

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2017 10:53 PM (iMxBJ)

232 Hey, got a question for the Horde.

I was reading about William Peter Blatty today, it turns out he just passed away. Has anyone seen either of his follow-up films to the Exorcist, either The Ninth Configuration or Exorcist III?

I read they're both quite strange/weird/wild/scary.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2017 10:55 PM (u8kLQ)

233 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2017 10:52 PM (bG+ug)

Right on, eh!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2017 10:55 PM (wCEn4)

234 218 I read (Instapundit?) about someone using a microwave emitter to frack rather than water and sand. They were testing it and if it worked, lower cost.
Posted by: JB1000 at January 15, 2017 10:44 PM (IuBrk)

I had not seen that
I live in the middle of frac sand country
If true, that will hurt

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 10:48 PM (voOPb)

++++

I have relatives that live there. If true they would be very happy. They hate all the traffic from the big trucks on the roads not built for it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 15, 2017 10:56 PM (R+30W)

235 TIME OUT!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 15, 2017 10:57 PM (GsAUU)

236 226 Early estimates are microwaves at 500x kitchen appliance power levels.
Posted by: tbodie at January 15, 2017 10:52 PM (jhgxs)


You could feed the workers by running burritos through one of those tubes they used to use to deliver messages, passing through the microwaves.

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2017 10:57 PM (iMxBJ)

237 Andy Reid is appropriating my look.

Ohhhh yeaaahhhhhhh!

Posted by: Kool-Aid Man at January 15, 2017 10:57 PM (d3oPV)

238 Time out

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 15, 2017 10:57 PM (89T5c)

239 119 87 In the spirit of "Godzilla meets Bambi",


I don't fucking think so!

Posted by: The Monkey at January 15, 2017 10:58 PM (wi8IP)

240 I have seen a number of those Russian dash cam videos. Really, I suspect half of all Russian drivers are drunk because they couldn't possibly be that stupid.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 15, 2017 10:44 PM (hVdx9)

You know that's not exactly a radical thesis, right? Russians love their vodka almost as much as Hillary does.

Posted by: Splunge
****

I recall tales of Russian fighter pilots claiming they were experiencing icing and turning on their de-icers. Later after they had landed they would drain the tanks and drink the fluid.
In the dash cam videos you notice two things- there are Russian drivers who go nuts over almost nothing, and many of them seem to have a death wish with the way they drive.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 15, 2017 10:58 PM (hVdx9)

241 TIMEOUT!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 15, 2017 10:58 PM (iLoHX)

242 Ethyl alcohol, now that's good drinkin'.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2017 11:00 PM (TRzoP)

243 *You could feed the workers by running burritos through one of those tubes they used to use to deliver messages, passing through the microwaves.
Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2017 10:57 PM (iMxBJ)*

the 1st breakfast burritoni ate was in East Texas, waiting on sunrise so we could frac a well.

Posted by: tbodie at January 15, 2017 11:00 PM (jhgxs)

244 Oh FUCK ALL!!!!

Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2017 11:00 PM (GsAUU)

245 The power is out, and I'm reading on my phone.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 15, 2017 11:01 PM (e12cC)

246 The power is out, and I'm reading on my phone.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January




how do you plan to recharge your phone?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2017 11:02 PM (cPsPa)

247 Steelers chances just got a big boost.

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2017 11:02 PM (/cksx)

248 burritoni=burrito I

Can't blame that on autucucumber.

Posted by: tbodie at January 15, 2017 11:02 PM (jhgxs)

249
how do you plan to recharge your phone?

.......
automobile

Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (jrFgU)

250 Would appreciate prayers for my brother, who has lung cancer, and his family. He probably won't make it to his 53rd birthday at the end of March.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (CQny9)

251 246 The power is out, and I'm reading on my phone.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January

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If the tamales thaw, the game is up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (TRzoP)

252 His dog up and died. He up and died. After twenty years he still grieves.

Posted by: Mrs. Bojangles at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (IqV8l)

253
Oh FUCK ALL!!!!

Looks like you'll be rooting for the Patriots now. Stings, don't it?

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (NPp2D)

254 36 Not sure what part of the comment there that actually got me banned, but oh well.
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 15, 2017 09:55 PM (pCUr3)

Pretty run of the mill comment for these parts.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (YhV5r)

255 250: prayers up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 15, 2017 11:04 PM (KP5rU)

256 The power is out.


HE POWER IS OUT!?

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 15, 2017 11:04 PM (OhOyF)

257 GF read me the riot act this morning due to my snoring.

I told her that her mother doesn't complain.

That's when the fight started.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2017 11:04 PM (tr2D7)

258 Posted by: biancaneve at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (CQny9)

Prayers up.

Posted by: tbodie at January 15, 2017 11:04 PM (jhgxs)

259 Hi, old friends.

Anka backs out of Inauguration performance. Say it's because of a custody battle for his son.

http://tinyurl.com/gn9qj2o

Posted by: baldilocks at January 15, 2017 11:04 PM (VlyWV)

260 RE Germany's "sex prescription" plan - will this eventually be extended to all the migrants Mutti Merkel invited in?

Posted by: Thrawn at January 15, 2017 11:04 PM (E/ibL)

261 the 1st breakfast burritoni ate was in East Texas, waiting on sunrise so we could frac a well.

Posted by: tbodie at January 15, 2017 11:00 PM (jhgxs)



Eye-tallian burrito? Hmmmm.....

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 15, 2017 11:04 PM (wi8IP)

262 Sorry, biancaneve.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 15, 2017 11:06 PM (89T5c)

263 Would appreciate prayers for my brother, who has
lung cancer, and his family. He probably won't make it to his 53rd
birthday at the end of March.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (CQny9)


You got them. We are prayer warriors here.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 15, 2017 11:06 PM (tHwdc)

264 253
Oh FUCK ALL!!!!

Looks like you'll be rooting for the Patriots now. Stings, don't it?
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (NPp2D)

--Nope, if Chiefs lose, I rev ert to Falcons. Other teams have had enough titles.

Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2017 11:06 PM (GsAUU)

265 250 Would appreciate prayers for my brother, who has lung cancer, and his family. He probably won't make it to his 53rd birthday at the end of March.
Posted by: biancaneve at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (CQny9)

That's terrible. I'm sorry - I lost my mom to lung cancer.

Prayers on the way.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 15, 2017 11:06 PM (P8951)

266 Baldilocks!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2017 11:06 PM (Nox3c)

267 Would appreciate prayers for my brother, who has lung cancer, and his family. He probably won't make it to his 53rd birthday at the end of March.
Posted by: biancaneve
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They are added to my prayer list, and you too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2017 11:07 PM (ZO497)

268 Anka backs out of Inauguration performance. Say it's because of a custody battle for his son.

-------

Dude was mau mau'd like a hammer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2017 11:07 PM (TRzoP)

269 Would appreciate prayers for my brother, who has lung cancer, and his family. He probably won't make it to his 53rd birthday at the end of March.
Posted by: biancaneve

Prayers of course from my end also.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2017 11:07 PM (tr2D7)

270 Eye-tallian burrito? Hmmmm.....
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 15, 2017 11:04 PM (wi8IP)

Yeah, can't type. Or proof read.

Posted by: tbodie at January 15, 2017 11:08 PM (jhgxs)

271 Would appreciate prayers for my brother, who has lung cancer, and his family. He probably won't make it to his 53rd birthday at the end of March.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (CQny9)


Thoughts & Prayers

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 15, 2017 11:08 PM (vBeA5)

272 Posted by: biancaneve at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (CQny9)

Sorry to hear that. Fuck lung cancer in particular.

Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2017 11:08 PM (Cf0i2)

273 Come on CHIEFS !

Posted by: chemfeff at January 15, 2017 11:08 PM (u7X+0)

274

The best piece of advice I can give to avoid imbaninationment on any site is...

UNDER ANY AND ALL CIRCUMSTANCES, DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!

Leave it to the mods!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 15, 2017 11:08 PM (kP16F)

275 259 Hi, old friends.

Anka backs out of Inauguration performance. Say it's because of a custody battle for his son.

http://tinyurl.com/gn9qj2o

Posted by: baldilocks at January 15, 2017 11:04 PM (VlyWV)

++++

I'm surprised he didn't know about the hearing sooner, like when he said ok in the first place.

Interesting to note: 75 years old and in a custody battle.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 15, 2017 11:08 PM (R+30W)

276 >>>Eye-tallian burrito? Hmmmm.....

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 15, 2017 11:04 PM (wi8IP)<<<
Gotta be careful when you eat them, though. They're fra-gee-lay

Posted by: Old Man Parker at January 15, 2017 11:09 PM (d3oPV)

277 MLK liked the ladies didn't he Mr. Tolson?

Posted by: Pervert Herbert Hoover at January 15, 2017 11:09 PM (bc2Lc)

278 Damn that's some long thunder going on

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 15, 2017 11:10 PM (JNDQi)

279 I'm surprised he didn't know about the hearing sooner, like when he said ok in the first place.

Interesting to note: 75 years old and in a custody battle.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 15, 2017 11:08 PM (R+30W)

He slices like a hammer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2017 11:10 PM (92kX2)

280 Miller Lite for all if Chiefs pull it off.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 15, 2017 11:10 PM (u7X+0)

281 250--- Would appreciate prayers for my brother, who has lung cancer, and his family....
Posted by: biancaneve at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM
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May God strengthen you all.
So very sad.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2017 11:10 PM (Nox3c)

282 Watching the local news, and they are covering political stuff.

The fear they have about the upcoming inaugural is something to behold. Libs are terrified at the thought of all their beautiful wickedness melting from the Orange Honey Badger's Golden Showers.

Piss on them!

Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2017 11:10 PM (Z56vq)

283 Given the recent realization by the democrats that our political system is illegitimate, will their stance be rewarded by reducing their need to participate in the system? I'd suggest loss of all their chair positions and membership in any meaningful committees.

Posted by: Begging the question at January 15, 2017 11:10 PM (NnnZy)

284 Posted by: biancaneve at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (CQny9)

Prayers up from here! Cancer of any sort is an abomination!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2017 11:11 PM (wCEn4)

285 don't forget only 28% of ID voters voted for Clinton



28%

Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 11:12 PM (jrFgU)

286 All right, please Steelers beat the Cheaties next week.

Go Falcons.

Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2017 11:12 PM (GsAUU)

287 biancaneve

That sucks.
Prayers for your BIL

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 11:12 PM (voOPb)

288 stillerz!!!

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 15, 2017 11:13 PM (BeKMO)

289 GB/Pitt SB rematch on the way.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 15, 2017 11:14 PM (lJW6d)

290 Prayers to those facing cancer and storms, both of which suck hardcore.

And glad to hear you have some friends helping out!

Posted by: Hrothgar


I'm coming to think of them as my real family at this point. They've sure as hell been more helpful and supportive. They're pretty Hordeworthy too--I think that's why I love this place, it reminds me of my offline friends!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 15, 2017 11:14 PM (vyqqu)

291 250 biancaneve

Prayers up for your brother (I can relate - what is it with 53?).

And: Fuck cancer.

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:15 PM (vUcdz)

292 Is that the real chemmie?
Good to see you around.
Hope you're doing well.

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 11:15 PM (mB0As)

293 Why are youtube/housebuilder gal and family photoshopped in front of the house? At least hat's what it looks like to me.

Posted by: irright at January 15, 2017 11:15 PM (vqzjE)

294 So Falcons vs Patriots for the big one. I need kittahs !!

Posted by: chemjeff at January 15, 2017 11:15 PM (u7X+0)

295 Posted by: biancaneve at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM

Done. On my prayer list. I ask God to help him and all of your family through this.

Posted by: cfomahm at January 15, 2017 11:17 PM (RfzVr)

296 Would appreciate prayers for my brother, who has lung cancer, and his family....
Posted by: biancaneve at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM

I'm so sorry, biancaneve. I lost my brother to cancer just over a year ago. We were born a year apart, so we were the "twins." I miss him terribly, every day.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 15, 2017 11:17 PM (97XyN)

297 Dang. KC bites the dust.
Must be the crazy little women there.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2017 11:17 PM (Nox3c)

298 I read (Instapundit?) about someone using a microwave emitter to frack rather than water and sand. They were testing it and if it worked, lower cost.

Posted by: JB1000 at January 15, 2017 10:44 PM (IuBrk)

The microwave tool is designed to free hydrocarbons from oil shale by in situ thermal cracking. Fracking releases gas or liquid hydrocarbons from low-permeability reservoir rocks, which can shale, or siltstone, or simply tight sandstone.

Shale oil =/= oil shale. The former is conventional crude produced from the above described tight formations. The latter is shale with a large proportion of kerogen, a solid hydrocarbon more like wax or plastic. Under a microscope, it looks like tiny brown flakes. Appluenough heat to, and the long-chain hydrocarbons break down, and gas and liquid hydrocarbons are released, and some coke remains. Not unlike the pyrolysis of coal or wood.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2017 11:17 PM (bG+ug)

299 So Falcons vs Patriots for the big one. I need kittahs !!

You're drinking Miller Lite? You need professional help.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2017 11:17 PM (IcT7t)

300 Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 15, 2017 11:14 PM (vyqqu)

Acquaintances help you move.

Good friends help you move... bodies.

True friends come over when you call at 0300 and bring quicklime and shovels, but don't ask questions!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2017 11:17 PM (wCEn4)

301 Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 15, 2017 09:55 PM (Om16U)

Prayers prayed.

It's not selfish at all to ask for healing. God cares about all your needs.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 15, 2017 11:17 PM (nvMvs)

302 290 Bro Cavil

That was our experience with my mom, too (and why my relationship with my Baby Sister has been strained).

Sometimes friends *are* family.

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:18 PM (vUcdz)

303 That Steelers win was illegitimate. KC had more touchdowns.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 15, 2017 11:18 PM (R5EqA)

304 >> the 1st breakfast burritoni ate was in East Texas,

Ahhh, breakfast burritonis!
Pepperoni, basil, mozzarella, some secret spices, a little tomato sauce, all rolled up, wrapped in pizza dough, baked, and served with a runny egg on top.

Perfecto!

{kisses fingertips, smootches towards the ceiling}

Posted by: Gino, the baker at January 15, 2017 11:18 PM (iLoHX)

305 294 So Falcons vs Patriots for the big one. I need kittahs !!
Posted by: chemjeff at January 15, 2017 11:15 PM (u7X+0)
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No Lions, no Bengals, no Jaguars, no Panthers!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2017 11:18 PM (Nox3c)

306 >>>All right, please Steelers beat the Cheaties next week.
Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2017 11:12 PM (GsAUU)<<<



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE ROOTING AGAINST A TEAM THAT WENT OUT AND ILLEGALLY TAPED, AND ROOTING FOR THE TEAM WITH A QB WHO WENT OUT AND ILLEGALLY RAPED.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 15, 2017 11:19 PM (d3oPV)

307 Let's make it easier on the idiot class, from henceforth SJW should always be followed by STFU!

Posted by: Trip at January 15, 2017 11:19 PM (gKWBt)

308 You peeples needs to stop lying about our black presdedent. It is OK to lye about Trump and Bush, but you don't lye abouts a black presdent. That is a crime !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 15, 2017 11:20 PM (Fbj4h)

309 Posted by: Gino, the baker at January 15, 2017 11:18 PM (iLoHX)

So, Gino, do you bake cakes for gay weddings?

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2017 11:20 PM (wCEn4)

310 250 Would appreciate prayers for my brother, who has lung cancer, and his family. He probably won't make it to his 53rd birthday at the end of March.
Posted by: biancaneve at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (CQny9)

=====

Prayers up for your brother and your family.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 15, 2017 11:20 PM (qXaHV)

311 Anka backs out of Inauguration performance.

Just give Trump the mic. That's all the entertainment I need.

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2017 11:21 PM (/wWB4)

312 250 Would appreciate prayers for my brother, who has lung cancer, and his family. He probably won't make it to his 53rd birthday at the end of March.
Posted by: biancaneve at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (CQny9)

Prayers sent.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 15, 2017 11:21 PM (R5EqA)

313
That Steelers win was illegitimate. KC had more touchdowns.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen


Who won the popular points?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2017 11:21 PM (IqV8l)

314 Would appreciate prayers for my brother, who has lung cancer, and his family. He probably won't make it to his 53rd birthday at the end of March.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (CQny9)

That sucks. My condolences.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2017 11:22 PM (bG+ug)

315 306 Big Ben

That may well be the best BR sock comment *evah*!

(And I say that as a fellow MU alum)

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:22 PM (vUcdz)

316 Night all.

Know what you get when you combine Mongolian folk myths, throat singing, and heavy metal?

Awesomeness!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1UhoGJ2PwA

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 15, 2017 11:22 PM (vBeA5)

317 peace out

Posted by: Original Jake at January 15, 2017 11:22 PM (jrFgU)

318 well.

according to wikipedia franklin wrote "in this world nothing cand be said to be certain except death and taxes" in 1789.

in "the political history of the devil", daniel defoe wrote: "things as certain as death and taxes can be firmly believed" in 1726.

in "the cobbler of preston" christopher bullock wrote: "tis impossible to be certain of any thing but death and taxes" in 1716.

i still think mark twain wrote it.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 15, 2017 11:23 PM (WTSFk)

319 *Who won the popular points?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2017 11:21 PM (IqV8l)*

Bookies in Vegas.

Posted by: tbodie at January 15, 2017 11:23 PM (jhgxs)

320 Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 15, 2017 10:14 PM (+eR2D)

I'm in the north Dallas suburbs and we had tornado sirens earlier as well as a flash flood alarm that blared out on our phones.

Stay safe and dry.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 15, 2017 11:23 PM (nvMvs)

321 Mary, shouldn't you be working on Bernie's 2020 campaign?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2017 11:23 PM (Nox3c)

322 I'm done for the day, but I take comfort in the facts that the Horde abides, TFG has about 4.5 days left in his criminal regime, and Hillary Clinton will NEVER, NEVER, EVER be President of the United States!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2017 11:23 PM (wCEn4)

323 280 Miller Lite for all if Chiefs pull it off.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 15, 2017 11:10 PM (u7X+0)

Since this year will be the 50th anniversary of the Super Bowl, it would be awesome if there was the same match up - Chiefs vs. the Pack.

So I'm hoping the Chiefs win tonight.

Of course, as a Packer fan, I would be rooting for the same SB outcome as well.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 15, 2017 11:23 PM (P8951)

324 sorry, I don't belong here. good bye. Later Chi.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 15, 2017 11:23 PM (u7X+0)

325 That Steelers win was illegitimate. KC had more touchdowns.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen


They scored six times!

Posted by: Jack Mioff at January 15, 2017 11:24 PM (k8DTS)

326 WOOT!!! The STEELERS WIN!!!

Now, the Patriots. In Foxboro.

Shit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 15, 2017 11:25 PM (jF7X3)

327 Chemjeff sighting that's nice

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 11:25 PM (voOPb)

328 324 CJ

No flouncing: we're glad to see you!

Happy New Year (and new beginning)!

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:25 PM (vUcdz)

329 Sure you do, Jeff.
The haters can go pound sand. Stick around.

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 11:25 PM (mB0As)

330
So, Gino, do you bake cakes for gay weddings?
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2017 11:20 PM (wCEn4)

Sure! For happy peoples, I bake many many pizza cakes! Happy people at weddings!

Posted by: Gino, the baker at January 15, 2017 11:26 PM (iLoHX)

331 Pathetic.

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2017 11:26 PM (k8DTS)

332 328 moi

Full discourse: soft spot in my heart for CJ b/c baby daughter is medicinal chemistry PhD candidate.

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:27 PM (vUcdz)

333 Ah, damn, I just saw the final score. A Chiefs- Pack matchup is not to be.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 15, 2017 11:27 PM (P8951)

334 Chemjeff sighting that's nice

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 11:25 PM (voOPb)

And a flounce, too! And nobody here attacked him in any way. Self-inflicted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2017 11:27 PM (bG+ug)

335 332 moi

discourse = disclosure

Thanks autocucumber!

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:28 PM (vUcdz)

336 329 Sure you do, Jeff.
The haters can go pound sand. Stick around.
Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 11:25 PM (mB0As)


Prime Computation: Chemjeff left because...

Ok, I'm stumped.

Posted by: A Mentat at January 15, 2017 11:28 PM (iMxBJ)

337 Sooooo... This year is SuperBowl "L"?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 15, 2017 11:28 PM (kP16F)

338 ... in other words, you can't be certain of anything except death and taxes, including who wrote "you can't be certain of anything except death and taxes."

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 15, 2017 11:28 PM (WTSFk)

339 Time for me to turn out the lights. Good night y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at January 15, 2017 11:29 PM (jhgxs)

340 324 sorry, I don't belong here. good bye. Later Chi.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 15, 2017 11:23 PM (u7X+0)
------------------------
Nice to see you!
Sorry KC didn't make it. *sigh*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2017 11:29 PM (Nox3c)

341
Pathetic.

I concur.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 15, 2017 11:29 PM (NPp2D)

342 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NOTHING IS CERTAIN EXCEPT DEATH AND TAXES!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 15, 2017 11:30 PM (IqV8l)

343 338 mjc

Whoa!!

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:30 PM (vUcdz)

344 I'm too old to remember if SuperBowl XXX was a game I totally didn't watch or a movie I totally did...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 15, 2017 11:30 PM (kP16F)

345 Oh, and before I forget -
Prayers for ibguy, biancaneve, there loved ones, and anyone else that need them.
Just because not everyone responds, doesn't mean we're not praying for you.
Probably 100 lurkers doing the same for every Moron that comments.

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 11:30 PM (mB0As)

346 And a flounce, too! And nobody here attacked him in any way. Self-inflicted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2017 11:27 PM (bG+ug)

======



Nowhere near as intense as the epic Trump victory flounce though.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 15, 2017 11:30 PM (qXaHV)

347 Come back, CJ, come back!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2017 11:30 PM (TRzoP)

348 A short story:

My vet does adoptions-- separate from the vet service-- and I noticed the majority of their animals didn't have any description written up on Petfinder.

So I contacted them, and said, "I'll do it for you." And indeed I spend one afternoon there with the cats and wrote up some wonderful descriptions. The week of Christmas.

Fast forward to today. I checked Petfinder. They used NONE of my writeups at all, and instead concentrated on the age of the animal and where they got the animal from. That's it. I spend time with the cats, tried to figure out their personality, researching effective adoption notices and... wasted my time.

Sigh.

Never.
Volunteer.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 15, 2017 11:31 PM (J5mC3)

349 [see my comment 318]

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 15, 2017 11:31 PM (WTSFk)

350 345 Chi

Thank you, sir.

And yes, I know that to be true.

The Horde is good people.

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:31 PM (vUcdz)

351 Dang Country Boy! Are you ok?
Posted by: tbodie at January 15, 2017 10:01 PM (jhgxs)

Oh yeah fine.

Couldn't see it, but you could tell it was nearby.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 15, 2017 11:31 PM (ij6Va)

352 332
Full discourse: soft spot in my heart for CJ b/c baby daughter is medicinal chemistry PhD candidate.
Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:27 PM (vUcdz)
-------------------------
Hah!
My son is working on his PhD in chemistry too!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2017 11:32 PM (Nox3c)

353 The Trumpening is coming. SJW's, flee!

Squee squee squee squeee

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2017 11:32 PM (iMxBJ)

354 >>>>Fast forward to today. I checked Petfinder. They used NONE of my writeups at all, and instead concentrated on the age of the animal and where they got the animal from. That's it. I spend time with the cats, tried to figure out their personality, researching effective adoption notices and... wasted my time.



You want to be a Cob don't you?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 11:32 PM (voOPb)

355 Never.
Volunteer.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 15, 2017 11:31 PM (J5mC3)

You tried. That's all you can do. To hell with them if they do not take the help.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2017 11:33 PM (92kX2)

356 352 332
Full discourse: soft spot in my heart for CJ b/c baby daughter is medicinal chemistry PhD candidate.
Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:27 PM (vUcdz)
-------------------------
Hah!
My son is working on his PhD in chemistry too!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2017 11:32 PM (Nox3c)


Prime Computation: The Horde raises wise younglings who know which degrees are worth their parchment.

Posted by: A Mentat at January 15, 2017 11:33 PM (iMxBJ)

357 That's not Blue Monday. This is Blue Monday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3e_y9Bc7hs

And this is Blue Swede

http://tinyurl.com/BluSwede

Posted by: Elvira! at January 15, 2017 11:33 PM (brIR5)

358 Country boy,
Aren't you just north of me?
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 15, 2017 10:07 PM (JNDQi)

I'm in DFW, right near Teresa in FW.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 15, 2017 11:33 PM (ij6Va)

359 329 Sure you do, Jeff.
The haters can go pound sand. Stick around.

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 11:25 PM (mB0As)

++++

Who hated on him? I didn't see anyone say even the slightest little negative thing to him.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 15, 2017 11:34 PM (R+30W)

360 shibumi,

One would suppose you've never served in the Army...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 15, 2017 11:34 PM (kP16F)

361 352 Margarita DV

Mazel tov! Where is he studying? Mine's in Boston, so far away.

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:34 PM (vUcdz)

362 >>>medicinal chemistry Ph. D candidate

So she's a babe who drinks a lot?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 11:34 PM (voOPb)

363 34 can I request some very selfish prayers?

please pray for me that my sinus headache will be gone when I wake up tomorrow. 2 days is exhausting. dunno how i can make it through 3
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 15, 2017 09:55 PM (Om16U)

Lord, Our Father, embrace this, your child, in your arms and pour your mercy and healing upon her. Grant her every blessing.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 15, 2017 11:34 PM (nQ10o)

364 Thanks for spending the day with us and getting to know us!

Posted by: Shibumi's Cats at January 15, 2017 11:35 PM (n3MnG)

365 356 Mentat

But of course!

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:35 PM (vUcdz)

366 Who hated on him? I didn't see anyone say even the slightest little negative thing to him.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 15, 2017 11:34 PM (R+30W)

Nobody did. The only comments of any kind directed to him were friendly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2017 11:35 PM (bG+ug)

367 >>>Fast forward to today. I checked Petfinder. They
used NONE of my writeups at all, and instead concentrated on the age of
the animal and where they got the animal from. That's it. I spend time
with the cats, tried to figure out their personality, researching
effective adoption notices and... wasted my time.

You want to be a Cob don't you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 11:32 PM (voOPb)<<<




We only read the comments.

Posted by: the people at Petfinder at January 15, 2017 11:36 PM (d3oPV)

368 Phrases.org says Daniel Defoe and Ben Franklin on death and taxes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2017 11:36 PM (92kX2)

369
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NOBODY SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ME!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 15, 2017 11:36 PM (IqV8l)

370 Country Boy, hope all is well in your area.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 15, 2017 10:14 PM (+eR2D)

I'm at work tonight in south Grand Prairie, and the tornado came right up 360 past the church. All is fine now.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 15, 2017 11:37 PM (ij6Va)

371 You want to be a Cob don't you?


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 11:32 PM

{fanning myself... suddenly flustered}

Well.. gee. I don't know, it's all so sudden...however.... I do have limited HTML skills, which I do think makes me a perfect candidate...

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 15, 2017 11:37 PM (J5mC3)

372 Someone gave jeff a hard time about Miller Lite

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 11:37 PM (voOPb)

373 Who hated on him? I didn't see anyone say even the slightest little negative thing to him.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
--------------

Nobody in this thread that I saw. But there it was (still) in the food thread today.
Always was dumbfounded how so many people continued to repeatedly trash him after he left.

Not that I always agreed with him, but that shit was whack.

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 11:37 PM (mB0As)

374 368 Phrases.org says Daniel Defoe and Ben Franklin on death and taxes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2017 11:36 PM (92kX2)


That figures. Defoe had an important role in both Spiderman and John Wick.

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2017 11:37 PM (iMxBJ)

375 362 MisHum

Well, I'm her dad, so...

*I* think she's beautiful.

Both girls are uber-nerds (her older sister is a Physics PhD candidate). Obviously, both got their smarts from mom.

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:38 PM (vUcdz)

376 sorry, I don't belong here. good bye. Later Chi.

Yep, definately needs professional help.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2017 11:38 PM (IcT7t)

377 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NOBODY SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ME!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 15, 2017 11:36 PM (IqV8l)

Well, Ben someone did call you a rapist up thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2017 11:38 PM (92kX2)

378 218 I read (Instapundit?) about someone using a microwave emitter to frack rather than water and sand. They were testing it and if it worked, lower cost.
Posted by: JB1000 at January 15, 2017 10:44 PM (IuBrk)

I had not seen that
I live in the middle of frac sand country
If true, that will hurt
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2017 10:48 PM (voOPb)


I read it but believe the article is mistaken. You'll still get much higher yields by fracking and using sand to prop open the fractures.

Have you ever been around a frac job? It's amazing the amount of sand and frac solution that they use.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 15, 2017 11:38 PM (nvMvs)

379 367

Heh.

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:39 PM (vUcdz)

380 One would suppose you've never served in the Army...
---

I have not.

But I know not to volunteer.

It's just that this was easy and fun and could have helped.

Instead, I'm finding that most rescue groups are little cliques that don't want outsiders.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 15, 2017 11:39 PM (J5mC3)

381 Someone gave jeff a hard time about Miller Lite

That would be me. If he's that sensitive there's nothing I can offer him.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2017 11:39 PM (IcT7t)

382 Prayers for VoterMom, Ibguy and sis and Biancaneve and brother.

And as someone who has had sinus headaches Votermom. Sometimes temporary relief can be achieved with hot compresses over the sinus cavities or hot alternated with cold packs.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 15, 2017 11:40 PM (Jen0I)

383 348---Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 15, 2017 11:31 PM (J5mC3)
-----------------------------
My grandmother used to say that no deed of love is wasted, even if it isn't known or recognized.
I wonder .....

I believe that when a tree falls in the forest it makes a sound even if no one hears it.
When loves falls on kittehs and no one makes use of it, hmmmm ....
Yeah, you wasted your time. I guess.
*sigh*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2017 11:40 PM (Nox3c)

384 And indeed I spend one afternoon there with the cats and wrote up some wonderful descriptions. The week of Christmas.

---

Come back, Shibumi. We miss you!

Posted by: All the cats at January 15, 2017 11:40 PM (iLoHX)

385 I may have a new Flash animation thing up on YouTube in the next day or so. It's only a bit over two minutes long, but I'm sure you'll hate it. The soundtrack alone is a trip to the dentist. I'm used to it and it gets on my nerves.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 15, 2017 11:41 PM (MZcWR)

386 And as someone who has had sinus headaches Votermom. Sometimes temporary relief can be achieved with hot compresses over the sinus cavities or hot alternated with cold packs.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 15, 2017 11:40 PM (Jen0I)

Would a neti pot work on something like that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2017 11:41 PM (92kX2)

387 Further messing with the computer that I was messing with last night suggests to me that there might be something wrong with the motherboard. The BIOS cannot auto-detect any drive connected to the primary channel. It can detect and read drives connected to the secondary channel, but it chokes if two drives are connected.

It will load and boot a Mini-XP into the ram drive off a copy of Hiren's Boot Disk loaded in the DVD drive on the secondary channel.

I am going to set it aside, and mess with another one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2017 11:41 PM (bG+ug)

388 260 RE Germany's "sex prescription" plan - will this eventually be extended to all the migrants Mutti Merkel invited in?
Posted by: Thrawn at January 15, 2017 11:04 PM


Ja. Und then ve vill build Emergency Rooms for der emergencies dot alvays seem to be 'popping' up.

Posted by: Frau Merkel at January 15, 2017 11:42 PM (DMUuz)

389 Prime Computation:

---
This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Bernhard Riemann at January 15, 2017 11:42 PM (ZO497)

390 I think I'm in love with ShoeOnHead. Is she into frumpy middle aged socons who like to golf??

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 15, 2017 11:42 PM (jF7X3)

391 386 Would a neti pot work on something like that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2017 11:41 PM (92kX2)


I got one of those after a co-worker swore it was a great way to avoid colds. I must have been using it wrong, because I basically waterboarded myself with it.

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2017 11:43 PM (iMxBJ)

392 Nobody in this thread that I saw. But there it was (still) in the food thread today.
Always was dumbfounded how so many people continued to repeatedly trash him after he left.

Not that I always agreed with him, but that shit was whack.

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 11:37 PM (mB0As)

++++

I just searched for chemjeff, chem, and jeff in that thread. Came up empty on all 3 searches. Can you give me the right term to search for?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 15, 2017 11:43 PM (R+30W)

393 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2017 11:40 PM
--

Well, for a while I got the cats out of the cages and played with them, so that wasn't a waste of time.

However... you can't fight city hall. If their little play group of volunteers is closed to outsiders, that's fine.

The only good thing I found out was that the senior cat I was thinking about adopting as a companion for my cat has found a home. Which makes me happy.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 15, 2017 11:44 PM (J5mC3)

394 I never call women I'm angry with "bitches" because a bitch is a female dog and I like dogs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 15, 2017 11:44 PM (Nwg0u)

395 392 Anon

I did, too, also came up blank.

Weird....

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:44 PM (vUcdz)

396 The microwave tool is designed to free hydrocarbons from oil shale by in situ thermal cracking. Fracking releases gas or liquid hydrocarbons from low-permeability reservoir rocks, which can shale, or siltstone, or simply tight sandstone.

Shale oil =/= oil shale. The former is conventional crude produced from the above described tight formations. The latter is shale with a large proportion of kerogen, a solid hydrocarbon more like wax or plastic. Under a microscope, it looks like tiny brown flakes. Appluenough heat to, and the long-chain hydrocarbons break down, and gas and liquid hydrocarbons are released, and some coke remains. Not unlike the pyrolysis of coal or wood.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January




yeah, that's not the plot for a twilight zone show.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2017 11:45 PM (cPsPa)

397 I got one of those after a co-worker swore it was a great way to avoid colds. I must have been using it wrong, because I basically waterboarded myself with it.
Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2017 11:43 PM (iMxBJ)

I only used one a couple times, but the key seemed to be keep breathing through your mouth or the water would go wandering places you did not want to go.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2017 11:45 PM (92kX2)

398
I got one of those after a co-worker swore it was a great way to
avoid colds. I must have been using it wrong, because I basically
waterboarded myself with it.
---

No, you're doing it right.

I have one as well, but, well, it's disgusting and I'm not really sure it actually does anything at all.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 15, 2017 11:45 PM (J5mC3)

399 @387 Try something like Norton Power Eraser, or MalwareBytes to make sure you don't have a rootkit.

Be careful of NPE, it's powerful but can find some false positives.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 15, 2017 11:45 PM (MZcWR)

400 250 Would appreciate prayers for my brother, who has lung cancer, and his family. He probably won't make it to his 53rd birthday at the end of March.
Posted by: biancaneve at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (CQny9)

On prayer list for tonight. I will pray for miraculous healing for your brother, and for peace and strength for your entire family.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 15, 2017 11:45 PM (nQ10o)

401 Anon,
It was the conversation about chefs that are dicks.
I believe he called him chefjem or similar.

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 11:45 PM (mB0As)

402 382 PaleRider

Thank you.

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:46 PM (vUcdz)

403 202 The difference between Ben and Aaron is Rogers had five Manhattans before.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 15, 2017 10:41 PM (BeKMO)

Also, I've heard Aaron Rogers' dick smells like Olivia Munn.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at January 15, 2017 11:46 PM (1JnAL)

404 My nephew gave his father some kind of automatic neti pot for Christmas. It has two tubes. One for each nostril and a water pump which circulates the liquid up one of the tubes and down into the other. He didn't try it while I was there so I don't know if he drowned.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2017 11:46 PM (IqV8l)

405 I think I'm in love with ShoeOnHead. Is she into frumpy middle aged socons who like to golf??

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 15, 2017 11:42 PM (jF7X3)

I think she's an atheist with a pre-existing boyfriend.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 15, 2017 11:46 PM (tHwdc)

406 when i was little and got sick my mom would break out the vicks vaporizor.

i loved that thing.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 15, 2017 11:47 PM (0I2uf)

407 401 Chi

Oh, yeah, see it now.

Gratuitous, and unnecessary.

Sad!

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:48 PM (vUcdz)

408 361
Mazel tov! Where is he studying? Mine's in Boston, so far away.
Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:34 PM (vUcdz)
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Mine is not too far away, which is nice.
He's in physical chemistry and, to be honest, I don't really understand what he's doing!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2017 11:49 PM (Nox3c)

409 401 Anon,
It was the conversation about chefs that are dicks.
I believe he called him chefjem or similar.
Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 11:45 PM (mB0As)

I am not saying people have not been petty (on both sides) but that is pretty weak tea.

One of the fun things about the internet is that without context, people can think remarks directed at one thing are directed at them. Especially if they are hypersensitive to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2017 11:49 PM (92kX2)

410 And, it's not that it goes on constantly anymore, but for quite a while, too many here seemed to spend a lot of brain cells still mad at him from the primaries.
Just sayin'


That's probably enough from me on the subject.

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 11:49 PM (mB0As)

411 Re the microwave fracking idea:

Frankly it sounds like it could be a great horror movie idea.

"Well, the good news is that we purged out every drop of oil. The bad news is that over the space of about 20,000 square miles, we just opened up a brand-new, super-hot caldera..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2017 11:50 PM (u8kLQ)

412 410 And, it's not that it goes on constantly anymore, but for quite a while, too many here seemed to spend a lot of brain cells still mad at him from the primaries.
Just sayin'

That's probably enough from me on the subject.
Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 11:49 PM (mB0As)

The primaries and election made everyone pretty damn crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2017 11:51 PM (92kX2)

413 I have a Neti pot and used it throughout my pregnancies. I still use it when ever I get sick or congested. You have to use warm salt water or you will feel like you're drowning. The way you hold/tilt your head is also important. I can blow my nose until it feels like it's clear then run a Neti pot through my sinuses and wads of mucus will still come out. YouTube a video on how to use one. Those sinu-rinse bottles also work well.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 15, 2017 11:51 PM (JNDQi)

414 413 I have a Neti pot and used it throughout my pregnancies. I still use it when ever I get sick or congested. You have to use warm salt water or you will feel like you're drowning. The way you hold/tilt your head is also important. I can blow my nose until it feels like it's clear then run a Neti pot through my sinuses and wads of mucus will still come out. YouTube a video on how to use one. Those sinu-rinse bottles also work well.
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 15, 2017 11:51 PM (JNDQi)

It is a weird sensation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2017 11:53 PM (92kX2)

415 It's a funny thing about lefties - if it's something they want, science is perfectly serviceable and everything will come out just as planned. Anything oil-related is a Frankensteinian nightmare.

You can't have it both ways, but of course they continue to try.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 15, 2017 11:53 PM (tHwdc)

416 408 Margarita DV

Good for you!

And yeah, I have zero idea what they're talking about most of the time.

Funny: one's 25, the other just turned 30 (long story), and both have TA (no, not *T & A*) obligations. So much fun listening to them diss on the special snowflakes in their labs.

Heh.

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:53 PM (vUcdz)

417 401 Anon,
It was the conversation about chefs that are dicks.
I believe he called him chefjem or similar.

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 11:45 PM (mB0As)

++++

I guess you are talking about this comment:

171 with one of the most famous of the TV chefs (you can guess)

chefjemm came to mind, but that would be an AoS chef.

Enjoyed the Guy Fieri article. Gives an idea at how hard they all work for those episodes.

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2017 05:18 PM (/wWB4)


I don't know if that is a shot at chemjeff, but if it is, you have to dig and sift to find the insult. On the other hand, there is a real chef who uses the handle chefjemm.

https://twitter.com/chefjemm/media

I have no idea what t-bird's real meaning was, but since the conversation was about chefs, my first guess is that it was about the chef.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 15, 2017 11:54 PM (R+30W)

418 AOP @ 387

Cthulhu suggests that you swap out the cables, and maybe try cleaning out the connectors.
"Motherboards fail a lot less often than the connectors and cables do."

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 11:55 PM (mB0As)

419 417 Anon

Not to prolong this, but "that would be an AoS chef" pretty much clears up any doubt.

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:56 PM (vUcdz)

420 Oops, need to readjust my nick.


<subtracts 39>



Down to #10 on Teh Wall - now that's progress!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 309 times at January 15, 2017 11:56 PM (tHwdc)

421 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 15, 2017 11:54 PM (R+30W)

since it also said "but it would have to be an AoS chef" I strongly disagree with you.

People here can be as assholey as anywhere else.

It was good to see ya, chemjeff!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 15, 2017 11:57 PM (kqtMD)

422 My nephew gave his father some kind of automatic neti pot for Christmas. It has two tubes. One for each nostril and a water pump which circulates the liquid up one of the tubes and down into the other. He didn't try it while I was there so I don't know if he drowned.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,
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*ponders Water-Pic stored up on a shelf*

If gravity works well, a hydro blaster should be unbelievable!

Posted by: Beavis at January 15, 2017 11:57 PM (ZO497)

423 >>>10 [309 comments] 'Miley, the Duchess, 348 times'

Looks like someone has been slacking off.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 15, 2017 11:57 PM (R+30W)

424 MissTammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2017 11:58 PM (cPsPa)

425 I think ShoeOnHead just suggested (again) that she's a double agent, plays for both teams, enjoys an occasional dip in the lady pond, whatever... For some reason, this does not bother me!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 15, 2017 11:58 PM (kP16F)

426 Y5th!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 15, 2017 11:58 PM (kqtMD)

427 422 Beavis

Go for it!

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:58 PM (vUcdz)

428 139 Baby Sister Update

No update tonight, which is sorta not bad news. On track to begin chemo on Thursday.

Continued Horde prayers and good thoughts appreciated more than you can know.

(And many, many Thanks to Galveston Jim for the connection to a certain Elder God)
Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 10:22 PM (vUcdz)

Continuing prayer for you, your baby sister, and her other friends and family. May our merciful God being your baby sister healing, love, strength and peace. May He bring her loved ones strength, love, peace and understanding.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 15, 2017 11:59 PM (nQ10o)

429 Cthulhu suggests that you swap out the cables, and maybe try cleaning out the connectors.
"Motherboards fail a lot less often than the connectors and cables do."
Posted by: Chi
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I've had to do that multiple times.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2017 11:59 PM (ZO497)

430 Who needs seven rings?

Evening all. Boring game but I'll take it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 15, 2017 11:59 PM (4b0RA)

431 Evening Tammy.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 16, 2017 12:00 AM (qXaHV)

432 "Motherboards fail a lot less often than the connectors and cables do."
Posted by: Chi
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The more compact the connectors, the more failure-prone they become.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 12:00 AM (ZO497)

433 Anyone else watching UFC?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2017 12:00 AM (OhOyF)

434 have been toying with changing my nic to -.-- .....

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 12:01 AM (cPsPa)

435 so, I learned something tonight.

Did you now that since 2012, China has automated blow -ob machines in their sperm banks?

/ and who says there's nothing interesting on 4chan?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 16, 2017 12:01 AM (J5mC3)

436 Who needs seven rings?

The dwarves thought they did.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 12:01 AM (IcT7t)

437 428 Libertarianwannabe

Thank you so much!

Hardest part so far is trying to get well-meaning family members to understand that her husband calls the shots, not me.

Interestingly, I have no problem with this. Would *really* resent my BIL interfering if (G-d forbid) it was *my* BH.

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:02 AM (vUcdz)

438 Evening. Still out west, looks like I won't get to see the son march in Friday's parade.

It has been a rough few days, but it looks like peace will be here very soon.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2017 12:02 AM (v9d0Z)

439 416 ---both have TA (no, not *T & A*) obligations. So much fun listening to them diss on the special snowflakes in their labs.
Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:53 PM (vUcdz)
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Yes!!! THAT part I can relate to and it fascinates me.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 16, 2017 12:02 AM (Nox3c)

440 so, I learned something tonight.

Did you now that since 2012, China has automated blow -ob machines in their sperm banks?

/ and who says there's nothing interesting on 4chan?
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty




well, with the shortage of women in china they were either going to have to raise the pay to get more men to give blowjobs or build robots. we are lucky to have mexicans.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 12:03 AM (cPsPa)

441 so, I learned something tonight.
Did you now that since 2012, China has automated blow -ob machines in their sperm banks?
/ and who says there's nothing interesting on 4chan?


I wonder if they're based on the same design used for the milking machines on dairy farms?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 12:03 AM (IcT7t)

442 Yea, Cooth, who does nothing but help people even after being banned, is gone, but people who are straight-up assholes get away with it.

Don't get me wrong, I don't think asshole behavior as a rule should be banned, because I think we're all adults and should be able to ignore comments made on a fucking message board, for gods sake, it's just the irony of it all.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 16, 2017 12:03 AM (kqtMD)

443 Anyone watch The Expanse on Amazon ?

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 16, 2017 12:03 AM (JNDQi)

444 automatic neti pot for Christmas. It has two tubes. One for each nostril and a water pump which circulates the liquid up one of the tubes and down into the other.

-
Like a power bong!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 16, 2017 12:04 AM (Nwg0u)

445 Did you now that since 2012, China has automated blow -ob machines in their sperm banks?
---------

Big deal, Hollywood has had those since A Boy and His Dog

Posted by: Don johnson at January 16, 2017 12:04 AM (ZO497)

446 438 Jinx

Oy!

Hope things work out!

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:04 AM (vUcdz)

447 I love that shibumi is addicted to 4chan!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 16, 2017 12:04 AM (kqtMD)

448 Hi! Long time commenter, first time lurker. I'll hang up and take your replies off the air.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 16, 2017 12:05 AM (wPiJc)

449 both have TA (no, not *T & A*) obligations. So much fun listening to them diss on the special snowflakes in their labs.
Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:53 PM (vUcdz)
-------------------------
Yes!!! THAT part I can relate to and it fascinates me.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 16, 2017 12:02 AM (Nox3c)


I can relate.

If I've said it once, I've said it enough: "Don't sniff the tritium!"

Posted by: The Radiochemical Hat at January 16, 2017 12:05 AM (vBeA5)

450 Hey flyboy!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 16, 2017 12:05 AM (kqtMD)

451 439 Margarita

It's funny, no?

The BH and I just listen and nod, and exchange meaningful glances.

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:05 AM (vUcdz)

452 Down to #10 on Teh Wall - now that's progress!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 309 times
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But you're still up there.
*buffs nails & pops collar*

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 12:06 AM (mB0As)

453 Hey flyboy!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 16, 2017 12:05 AM (kqtMD)

=====

How goes things in your world?

Posted by: Flyboy at January 16, 2017 12:06 AM (qXaHV)

454
I wonder if they're based on the same design used for the milking machines on dairy farms?
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I don't think so.

If you look it up, you'll find a pic.

The machine is kind of all and rectangular; seems to be stomach high, maybe a bit taller At the top, there is a video screen. At the approprriate place is a um.. rubber coated hole.

/please fill in appropriate blanks.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 16, 2017 12:07 AM (J5mC3)

455 Posted by: Flyboy at January 16, 2017 12:06 AM (qXaHV)

Shouldn't complain.

How about yours?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 16, 2017 12:07 AM (kqtMD)

456 442 Tammy (Hi, Tammy!)

Yup.

Galveston Jim hooked me up with Cooth, who had some interesting and helpful info re: Baby Sister.

Wish there was a way to resolve this.

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:08 AM (vUcdz)

457 Once again, something I wish I didn't GoOgle "automated chinese blowjob machine"... Then again, I gots to know!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 16, 2017 12:08 AM (kP16F)

458 ibguy me, too.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 16, 2017 12:08 AM (kqtMD)

459 Looks like someone has been slacking off.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 15, 2017 11:57 PM (R+30W)

My overlords upped my compensation to $10/post, so I can afford to slack.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 309 times at January 16, 2017 12:09 AM (tHwdc)

460 I love that shibumi is addicted to 4chan!
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LOL. I am now checking it randomly, along with my other "conspiracy" type sites.

The best part is the fact that I am NOT the demographic of any of these sites.

/maybe that will save me when the NSA shows up at the door to take me an the cat to the FEMA camps? Oh well, I just have to make it until Thursday...

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 16, 2017 12:10 AM (J5mC3)

461 Good night, horde.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 16, 2017 12:10 AM (P8951)

462 /please fill in appropriate blanks.

I'll leave that to the Chinese guys.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 12:10 AM (IcT7t)

463 Yea, Cooth, who does nothing but help people even after being banned, is gone, but people who are straight-up assholes get away with it.
------------------
Strange world these days, huh?
The man is busier than a one-legged man at an ass kicking contest these days, but he makes time to call me 3000 miles away, to help AOP, another country away...

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 12:11 AM (mB0As)

464 Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 16, 2017 12:10 AM (J5mC3)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 16, 2017 12:11 AM (kqtMD)

465 Aetius. Depends on the kind of sinus issue. I use a neil-med sinus bottle as a routine sinus issue preventative. But when I had a bad infection with intermittent pressure headaches that would not clear up and was referred to an allergist some years ago he told me that sometime the saline rinsing can cause an infection when the saline is trapped by swollen sinus tissues and leaves a nice moist spot for bacteria to breed.

Sudafed original and plenty of NSAIDs plus the hot/cold over the sinus cavities is the only thing that helps when I have an infection causing me headaches.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 16, 2017 12:11 AM (Jen0I)

466 /maybe that will save me when the NSA shows up at the door to take me an the cat to the FEMA camps? Oh well, I just have to make it until Thursday...

They mostly suspect the cat.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 12:12 AM (IcT7t)

467 But you're still up there.

*buffs nails pops collar*

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 12:06 AM (mB0As)


<hangs head>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 309 times at January 16, 2017 12:12 AM (tHwdc)

468 Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 12:11 AM (mB0As)

And let us not forget what he did for SMFH, and has probably done for people we don't even know about.

Also, ya know damn well he could just bypass the ban, but he doesn't.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 16, 2017 12:13 AM (kqtMD)

469 Advil Cold & Sinus still has the good decongestant in it.

Of course, here in the Ozarks we have to have a fucking rx for it, but I find that it is good at relieving the headaches.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 16, 2017 12:14 AM (kqtMD)

470 >>>Anyone watch The Expanse on Amazon ?

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 16, 2017 12:03 AM (JNDQi)<<<

Yes! (well, caught it when it was running on SyFy) Thought it was good. Definitely looking forward to season 2.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 16, 2017 12:15 AM (d3oPV)

471 457 Once again, something I wish I didn't GoOgle "automated chinese blowjob machine"... Then again, I gots to know!

[Click]
[Smile]

Posted by: Harry Calahan at January 16, 2017 12:16 AM (h99GH)

472 Sudafed original and plenty of NSAIDs plus the hot/cold over the sinus cavities is the only thing that helps when I have an infection causing me headaches.
---

I don't like taking antibiotics

{yes, I am crazy}

But I do get sinus infections.

My home remedy includes various allergy D formulas + echinacea.

But research echinacea and make sure you can take it. And only use for one week.

Between those two things and the occasional Aleve, I will get myself out of it without a doctors visit.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 16, 2017 12:18 AM (J5mC3)

473 The NFL is scripted; the refs suck; I hate my life almost as much as I hate the entire state of Pennsylvania. PA morons excepted.

Posted by: voiceover at January 16, 2017 12:18 AM (MhjQc)

474 Gotta love the smell of ozone early in the morning

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:18 AM (vUcdz)

475
And let us not forget what he did for SMFH, and has probably done for people we don't even know about.

Also, ya know damn well he could just bypass the ban, but he doesn't.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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It's not for nothin' that I love him so much. I won't even say what he's done for me.

Hes too respectful of ace, the CoBs & the blog to bypass the process (as I told him he knows damn well I would).

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 12:20 AM (mB0As)

476 I thought Cooth was unbanned a few weeks ago?

Posted by: PaleRider at January 16, 2017 12:20 AM (Jen0I)

477 473 voiceover

Care to share?

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:21 AM (vUcdz)

478 They mostly suspect the cat.
--

Cool.

Shibumi's Cat is slick.

She pretends that she's all scared of strangers and very nervous.. but honestly, she's freaking brilliant. All los federales have to do is spend some time with her and the next thing you know, they'll be bringing her treats daily and petting her while she eats them.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 16, 2017 12:21 AM (J5mC3)

479 478 shibumi

Your cat eats Federales?

Kinky!

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:23 AM (vUcdz)

480 Who needs seven rings?

The dwarves thought they did.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


3 1/2 Postmen ...

Posted by: Adriane the Film Noir Critic ... at January 16, 2017 12:23 AM (AoK0a)

481 FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, DON"T CLICK ON THE SIDEBAR "Someone Passed This Viral CURSE On To Me". YOU DON"T NEED TO KNOW, TRUST ME.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at January 16, 2017 12:23 AM (OSa3R)

482 437

Thank you so much!

Hardest part so far is trying to get well-meaning family members to understand that her husband calls the shots, not me.

Interestingly, I have no problem with this. Would *really* resent my BIL interfering if (G-d forbid) it was *my* BH.
Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:02 AM (

Everyone is in a state of shock and grief is beginning already. Be very very gentle with yourself...

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 16, 2017 12:24 AM (nQ10o)

483 263 Would appreciate prayers for my brother, who has
lung cancer, and his family. He probably won't make it to his 53rd
birthday at the end of March.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (CQny9)


---

Damn, man...

All the prayers.

Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 12:25 AM (CRotO)

484 And let us not forget what he did for SMFH, and has probably done for people we don't even know about.

Also, ya know damn well he could just bypass the ban, but he doesn't.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
--------------

It's not for nothin' that I love him so much. I won't even say what he's done for me.

Hes too respectful of ace, the CoBs & the blog to bypass the process (as I told him he knows damn well I would).
Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 12:20 AM (mB0As)

476 I thought Cooth was unbanned a few weeks ago?
Posted by: PaleRider at January 16, 2017 12:20 AM (Jen0I)


WTF is it with this continuous banning of Cthulhu?

Posted by: The Eldrich Hat at January 16, 2017 12:25 AM (vBeA5)

485 I think Sherlock is pretty good TV. (The Cumberbatch version).
But have you noticed the times when they shoot a gun (always an automatic) and it's done in slow motion, the slide never goes back?
But if that's all that sucks then it isn't much.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2017 12:26 AM (0tfLf)

486 Nice one, "Harry"! I think that, subconsciously, that's precisely where "I gots to know" came from...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 16, 2017 12:26 AM (kP16F)

487 Your cat eats Federales?

Kinky!
Posted by: ibguy
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Hell, I always end up having to bribe those bastards.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at January 16, 2017 12:27 AM (ZO497)

488 468 Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 12:11 AM (mB0As)

And let us not forget what he did for SMFH, and has probably done for people we don't even know about.

Also, ya know damn well he could just bypass the ban, but he doesn't.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 16, 2017 12:13 AM (kqtMD)

---

I've been trying to keep my mouth shut over cooth being banned again...

Fuck it.

Cooth being banned is pissing me the fuck off...so much so, I find myself lurking more and commenting less.

Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 12:28 AM (CRotO)

489 Shibumi, I have a system that helps me prevent infections most years but if I get one it is always a pocket of infection with intense pressure like a hoof abscess on a horse (not 24hrs/day thank god) and it takes antibiotics to clear it up. My HMO always makes me wait "to see if its a viral infection" too. Antibiotiics and Prednisone are my friends by the time I can convince the HMO to prescribe em.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 16, 2017 12:28 AM (Jen0I)

490 482 Libertarianwannabe

Thanks, I'm trying.

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:28 AM (vUcdz)

491 can I request some very selfish prayers?
please pray for me that my sinus headache will be gone when I wake up tomorrow. 2 days is exhausting. dunno how i can make it through 3
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 15, 2017 09:55

Will do so, never had that problem but it plagues Mrs Farmer. She's been using generic 12 hr Sudafed and Dayquil and Nyquil to combat that crap.

Now I feel like I'm fighting a cold for the first time in ages. Hope I beat it off.

Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2017 12:30 AM (o/90i)

492 488 SMFH

Agreed.

Would be nice if there was some way to get ace (?) to override that.

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:31 AM (vUcdz)

493 These last few days of the Obama Error are like being at a job you hate and looking at the clock every 20 seconds to see if it is 5:00 yet.


It's almost over.

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2017 12:31 AM (NbRJx)

494 491 Farmer

Seriously, are we not doing Phrasing! anymore?

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:32 AM (vUcdz)

495 SMFH

Agreed.

Would be nice if there was some way to get ace (?) to override that.

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:31 AM (vUcdz)


What is the reason he's being banned repeatedly?

Posted by: The Necronomi-Hat at January 16, 2017 12:33 AM (vBeA5)

496 These last few days of the Obama Error are like being at a job you hate and looking at the clock every 20 seconds to see if it is 5:00 yet.
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I would compare it to a job that I hate, and that I have quit, but am working out my two-weeks notice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 12:33 AM (ZO497)

497 has the HQ made plans for the unobamaning? simulcast, flaming skull?

we will be taking an early and long lunch of prime beef soaked with scotch to watch it on the tv in our favorite lunch place.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 12:34 AM (cPsPa)

498 In the immortal words of Brody, this massive St. Bernard I know: "Woof!"

That can mean: 1) hello; 2) can I sniff your butt; or 3) one more step and that butt of yours will be missing a chunk.

With the Brodster you never can tell, unless your a Libtard, then it is always 3. Always.

And Brody can smell a Libtard or a RINO a mile away.

Less than a week and the T-man is in the WH!
I feel the need to bitch-slap a snowflake. One with with a Che shirt on....

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 12:35 AM (lQqij)

499 What is the reason he's being banned repeatedly?
Posted by: The Necronomi-Hat at January 16, 2017 12:33 AM (vBeA5)

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I have my suspicions...but someone doesn't like him obviously.

As far as him doing something so egregious that warrants a banning, no.

Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 12:35 AM (CRotO)

500 495 Hat

As understand it, he invoked "Ira" accusation when he oughtn't to have, and someone with the banhammer wielded it.

Under an abundance of caution, I won't mention who.

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:35 AM (vUcdz)

501 has the HQ made plans for the unobamaning? simulcast, flaming skull?

we will be taking an early and long lunch of prime beef soaked with scotch to watch it on the tv in our favorite lunch place.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 12:34 AM (cPsPa)


I'll be working... despite Obamanomics.

Posted by: The Workin' Hat at January 16, 2017 12:36 AM (vBeA5)

502 to iterate:

christopher bullock wrote in "the cobbler of preston" in 1716: "tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes".

(per wikipedia)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 16, 2017 12:36 AM (WTSFk)

503 ... but i still think it was mark twain.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 16, 2017 12:36 AM (WTSFk)

504 has someone conducted an investigation into exactly who did what to piss off the gods so much that they inflicted obama upon us? who fuckin slept with zeus' goat? how many times do we have to be told to quit putting cilantro or anything that tastes like my armpit on food?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 12:37 AM (cPsPa)

505 Well bedtime calls goodnight horde.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 16, 2017 12:37 AM (Jen0I)

506 498 Man from Athens

>> Che shirt

I miss Stuck on Stupid.

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:37 AM (vUcdz)

507 499 What is the reason he's being banned repeatedly?
Posted by: The Necronomi-Hat at January 16, 2017 12:33 AM (vBeA5)

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For Ace to ban you repeatedly you gotta be a grade A schlong-head!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 12:38 AM (lQqij)

508 I'll be working... despite Obamanomics.
Posted by: The Workin' Hat at January




you don't get lunch?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 12:38 AM (cPsPa)

509 Niters PaleRider.

Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 12:38 AM (CRotO)

510 As understand it, he invoked "Ira" accusation when he oughtn't to have, and someone with the banhammer wielded it.

Under an abundance of caution, I won't mention who.
Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:35 AM (vUcdz)


I know the first time he admitted going to far, and Ira issued were involved (he's justified in being paranoid, IMHO).

But hasn't he been banned repeatedly?

Posted by: The Cautioning Hat at January 16, 2017 12:38 AM (vBeA5)

511 I heard the Fudge Packers pulled it out of the Cowboys tonight.

Posted by: qdp "what did I say?" steve at January 16, 2017 12:39 AM (u8kLQ)

512 510 Hat

I was there that night, saw it happen.

If you *really* want to know, you know how to DM me

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:40 AM (vUcdz)

513
WTF is it with this continuous banning of Cthulhu?
Posted by: The Eldrich Hat
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A couple powers that be prefer it not be brought up.
But - He was promptly banned again by the same guy for merely mentioning Ira in a very innocuous manner.

It is a blatant personal grievance (why? I don't know). That guy went off the deep end, and I haven't seen him since.
I'd like to continue to publicly fight for his reinstatement and an ad motion to leave him the fuck alone, but I honestly think I'll be banned for doing so...

Cooth was here long before most of us. He deserves a pass for being paranoid after what Ira did to him - hell, he's just trying to protect the rest of us from the real dangers of what a troll can do.

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 12:40 AM (mB0As)

514 hey, the smod has already laid waste to this rock numerous times, but the unobamaning is only going to happen once.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 12:40 AM (cPsPa)

515 512 moi

Or wait for The Dead Guy to chime in

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:41 AM (vUcdz)

516 513 Chi

Amen, brother.

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:42 AM (vUcdz)

517 504 has someone conducted an investigation into exactly who did what to piss off the gods so much that they inflicted obama upon us? who fuckin slept with zeus' goat? how many times do we have to be told to quit putting cilantro or anything that tastes like my armpit on food?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 12:37 AM (cPsPa)

~~~
1. This white guilt crap that's been in the schools plus Obozo being black plus affirmative action plus Obozo not having a record . . . of anything . . . . and the MSM too busy sucking his schlong to check on anything plus McCain being an asshole. That was 2008.

2. In 2012. You cannot fix Stupid.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 12:42 AM (lQqij)

518 As understand it, he invoked "Ira" accusation when he oughtn't to have, and someone with the banhammer wielded it.



Under an abundance of caution, I won't mention who.

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:35 AM (vUcdz)

Incorrect, it was just the word Ira. No accusations, no bad behavior.

Ze iron fist of authority...

<sighs>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 309 times at January 16, 2017 12:43 AM (tHwdc)

519 Here's my Blue Monday song

https://youtu.be/UtS6u1U75qk

Posted by: booknlass at January 16, 2017 12:43 AM (G7LgH)

520 491 Farmer
Seriously, are we not doing Phrasing! anymore?
Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:32 AM

Just beat it, beat it...
M Jackson

Hey ibguy, how's it going? Wishing all the best for your sister.

T

Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2017 12:43 AM (o/90i)

521 I'll be working... despite Obamanomics.
Posted by: The Workin' Hat at January

you don't get lunch?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 12:38 AM (cPsPa)[/]

1). I'm in Pacific Standard Time, so the the inauguration is well before my lunch;

2). I actually avoid lunch and prefer to lump my work continuously, and thus maximize the stretch of my "not-work" time; and

3). Even if I took a break, don't exactly have an opportunity to chug a gallon of Val-U-Rite as the occasion deserves.

3)

Posted by: The Cautioning Hat at January 16, 2017 12:43 AM (vBeA5)

522 518 Miley

I stand corrected, just trying to KISS.

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:44 AM (vUcdz)

523 2. In 2012. You cannot fix Stupid.

Still too early?

Posted by: Claire Wolfe at January 16, 2017 12:44 AM (IcT7t)

524 AOP @ 387

Cthulhu suggests that you swap out the cables, and maybe try cleaning out the connectors.
"Motherboards fail a lot less often than the connectors and cables do."

Posted by: Chi at January 15, 2017 11:55 PM (mB0As)

Swapped cables already. No joy. Might be a bad solder joint on the back of the board behind the cable socket.

Anyway, I fired up the NEC computer, that was below it on the list. It boots Win 98 OK, but I don't think it's got the horsepower to run anything bigger. Pentium 233, with 64 meg memory. I stuck my Kubuntu CD in the drive, and got the welcome screen, but it said it could not boot Kubuntu because of a lack of resources.

So I might pull the 500 meg HD out of the NEC box, and try it, being a known-good drive, in the other box.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2017 12:45 AM (bG+ug)

525 I stand corrected, just trying to KISS.





Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:44 AM (vUcdz)

Yeah, well I'd say more but have already said too much.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 309 times at January 16, 2017 12:47 AM (tHwdc)

526 Better living through Chemistry!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 12:47 AM (lQqij)

527 520 Farmer

I abide. And thank you.

I call at least twice a day, but mostly get voicemail.

In a way, this is a blessing: I last spoke with her Thursday. After, I cried like a baby.

Her hubby plays my vm's to her.

Which is fine, I guess. Trying hard not to dwell on it.

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:48 AM (vUcdz)

528 1). I'm in Pacific Standard Time, so the the inauguration is well before my lunch;

2). I actually avoid lunch and prefer to lump my work continuously, and thus maximize the stretch of my "not-work" time; and

3). Even if I took a break, don't exactly have an opportunity to chug a gallon of Val-U-Rite as the occasion deserves.

3)
Posted by: The Cautionin




heh. got it.

share your feeling about taking lunch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 12:49 AM (cPsPa)

529 525 Miley

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:49 AM (vUcdz)

530 A couple powers that be prefer it not be brought up.
But - He was promptly banned again by the same guy for merely mentioning Ira in a very innocuous manner.

It is a blatant personal grievance (why? I don't know). That guy went off the deep end, and I haven't seen him since.
I'd like to continue to publicly fight for his reinstatement and an ad motion to leave him the fuck alone, but I honestly think I'll be banned for doing so...

Cooth was here long before most of us. He deserves a pass for being paranoid after what Ira did to him - hell, he's just trying to protect the rest of us from the real dangers of what a troll can do.
Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 12:40 AM (mB0As)

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Afuckingmen.

Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 12:50 AM (CRotO)

531 How far away is she, ibguy?
Go see her as much as you possibly can. Your only regrets will be NOT making a trip when you could have. Believe me.

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 12:50 AM (mB0As)

532 Yeah, well I'd say more but have already said too much.

A cob asked us not to talk about this subject on the ONT. I'm attempting to respect that request, even though I do not agree with the actions that necessitated the request in first place.

But someday the stars will be right. And he shall rise from his resting place in R'lyeh.

Posted by: Claire Wolfe at January 16, 2017 12:51 AM (IcT7t)

533 Afuckingmen.
Posted by: SMFH
--------------

Do you know the last email exchange between those two?
Off. The. Rails. That man has gone.

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 12:52 AM (mB0As)

534 Off, crazed libertarian sock.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 12:52 AM (IcT7t)

535 Nice thing about the internet.
Anyone can start up a page.

Anyone with a computer and internet access that is.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 12:52 AM (lQqij)

Posted by: Bo at January 16, 2017 12:54 AM (OU4q6)

537 531 Chi

She's in FL, I'm in OH. Not really a problem (I'm in Dayton, HOME of modern flight ), but we have a lot of family near her visiting, and her hubby and I agree better for me to wait until she starts chemo.

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:55 AM (vUcdz)

538 Not to prolong this, but "that would be an AoS chef" pretty much clears up any doubt.

Posted by: ibguy at January 15, 2017 11:56 PM (vUcdz)

I missed that, first go-round. In retrospect, I agree it's probably a shot at CJ, but it could be taken as good-natured ribbing as much as anything.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2017 12:55 AM (bG+ug)

539 Cultural appropriation you say? Hmmm, got lots of compliments back in 1979. Referred to as dreads, braids, and rows.

http://tinyurl.com/hbfze39

Posted by: Bo at January 16, 2017 12:56 AM (OU4q6)

540 Mr, Athens,
Not just anyone can attract a crowd as fucking awesome as the horde. That's just a fact.


SMFH,
BTW, hello. How ya been? I hope well. Always thinking of you.
I feel bad for not talking to you more often, but Mom told me long ago "give girls with tanks and guns their space, son."
I try to respect that...

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 12:57 AM (mB0As)

541 538 AOP

Just like a Canuck, bein' polite and all

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 12:57 AM (vUcdz)

542 Cultural appropriation you say? Hmmm, got lots of compliments back in 1979. Referred to as dreads, braids, and rows.

http://tinyurl.com/hbfze39

Posted by: Bo at January 16, 2017 12:56 AM (OU4q6)

You had hair?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2017 12:58 AM (bG+ug)

543 Anybody that tortures steak the way chemmie does is going to get the piss taken out of them.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 12:58 AM (YhV5r)

544 "Jesse Crammer, 19, can't wait for Friday, and all he wants to see during the inauguration is President Trump's remarks about the moment. "He is all of the celebrity I need," said the high-school sophomore from the Keystone State."

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A sophomore in high school...at 19?

Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 12:59 AM (CRotO)

545 The 18th Amendment is a bright day in Constitutional history. It illuminates the original meaning of the Commerce Clause, and shows us that the Supreme Court's modern interpretation of the Commerce Clause is wrong.

If the Commerce Clause gives the Federal government power to regulate all commerce, including commerce that does not actually cross state lines, then the 18th Amendment was superfluous. The Volstead Act that implemented Prohibition could have been passed without it. Instead, everyone recognized that the Constitution did not give the Federal Government that power, and an amendment was necessary.

Just 18 years later, the Supreme Court started ruling that the Commerce Clause gave the Federal government power to regulate intrastate as well as interstate commerce. The 18th Amendment shows us what the original meaning of the Constitution was, and that the Supreme Court changed that meaning (in response to FDR's threats to "pack" the Court and overturn the original meaning).

Posted by: dirc at January 16, 2017 12:59 AM (LhSWX)

546 Chi,

would you mind telling me where I went off the rail at?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 12:59 AM (d76uN)

547 Heh Chi.

I'm ok.

Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 01:00 AM (CRotO)

548
Further messing with the computer that I was messing with last night suggests to me that there might be something wrong with the motherboard. The BIOS cannot auto-detect any drive connected to the primary channel. It can detect and read drives connected to the secondary channel, but it chokes if two drives are connected.

Your hard drive shit the bed.


Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 16, 2017 01:00 AM (NPp2D)

549 543 bebe's

See, that right there is classic Horde ribbing.

Very different (and wonderful).

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 01:00 AM (vUcdz)

550 543 Anybody that tortures steak the way chemmie does is going to get the piss taken out of them.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
---------------

That's how "good natured ribbing" is done.

(Hi, lady)

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 01:00 AM (mB0As)

551 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2017 12:58 AM (bG+ug)

Sexist Pig. Jumping forward to 2017.

Posted by: Bo at January 16, 2017 01:01 AM (OU4q6)

552 468 Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 12:11 AM (mB0As)
And let us not forget what he did for SMFH, and has probably done for people we don't even know about.

Also, ya know damn well he could just bypass the ban, but he doesn't.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 16, 2017 12:13 AM (kqtMD)
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I've been trying to keep my mouth shut over cooth being banned again...
Cooth being banned is pissing me the fuck off...so much so, I find myself lurking more and commenting less.
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 12:28

Bingo SMFH. It really is BS.

Tim, Ace or whoever...give Cooth a break after what he's been thru by visiting this site.
what happened to him w/ I*a nobody deserves.

He means well and is a great contributor. He should be unbanned.

T

Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2017 01:01 AM (o/90i)

553 A sophomore in high school...at 19?

His parents are so proud that he's only been held back 4 times.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 01:01 AM (IcT7t)

554 Hey chi

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 01:01 AM (YhV5r)

555 550 Chi

GMTA

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 01:01 AM (vUcdz)

556 I'll be working... despite Obamanomics.

Posted by: The Workin' Hat at January 16, 2017 12:36 AM (vBeA5)

It's my one day off of the week, and was hoping a Texas Hordian somewhere was doing something so I could show up. Jim invited me to Galveston, which I appreciate, but it's 5 hours each way, and I have to work the next day.

If not, will have to try and find something around DFW here. Regardless, I'm hoisting a drink at 12:01PM Friday.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 01:02 AM (Jcg9Q)

557 A sophomore in high school...at 19?

Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 12:59 AM (CRotO)

Maybe he was a couple years behind due to missing school for illness?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2017 01:02 AM (bG+ug)

558 546 Chi,

would you mind telling me where I went off the rail at?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
---------------

I don't mind.
Do you want me to do it right here??

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 01:03 AM (mB0As)

559 Sexist Pig. Jumping forward to 2017.

Posted by: Bo at January 16, 2017 01:01 AM (OU4q6)

Why, thank you!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2017 01:03 AM (bG+ug)

560 It's my one day off of the week, and was hoping a Texas Hordian somewhere was doing something so I could show up. Jim invited me to Galveston, which I appreciate, but it's 5 hours each way, and I have to work the next day.

If not, will have to try and find something around DFW here. Regardless, I'm hoisting a drink at 12:01PM Friday.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 01:02 AM (Jcg9Q)

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You're welcome to come on down here...

Not like I'll be celebrating with my daughter. Trump scares her.

Will be at the VFW hoisting a drink.

Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 01:04 AM (CRotO)

561 Sure go ahead.

You will sooner or later.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:04 AM (d76uN)

562 "Jesse Crammer, 19, can't wait for Friday, and all he wants to see during the inauguration is President Trump's remarks about the moment. "He is all of the celebrity I need," said the high-school sophomore from the Keystone State."

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A sophomore in high school...at 19?

Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 12:59 AM (CRotO)

Let's not jump to conclusions here folks!!

*Says CB as he laughs himself silly*

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 01:04 AM (Jcg9Q)

563 Chi:

At the risk of an embannening, remember Admiral Akbar.

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 01:05 AM (vUcdz)

564 You're welcome to come on down here...

Not like I'll be celebrating with my daughter. Trump scares her.

Will be at the VFW hoisting a drink.

Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 01:04 AM (CRotO)

That has potential.

I was hoping to get out of town, Friday looks like a nice day for a road trip so far.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 01:05 AM (Jcg9Q)

565 It's not like you haven't shared this information to a select group already is it?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:06 AM (d76uN)

566 561 Sure go ahead.

You will sooner or later.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
--------------

No, I wouldnt.
If you notice, I never mentioned your name this evening.
I know that you and CBD both dislike me, so I simply don't interact with you since that last time.

I like it here. I like too many people here. I don't want to get banned for stoopid shit that we shouldn't need to be talking about.

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 01:07 AM (mB0As)

567 Why, thank you!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2017 01:03 AM (bG+ug)

Perfect, all things considered. Made me laugh.

Posted by: Bo at January 16, 2017 01:07 AM (OU4q6)

568 566 Chi

I like that this is MisHum's ONT.

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 01:09 AM (vUcdz)

569
Airing of Grievances on the internet is overrated.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 16, 2017 01:10 AM (NPp2D)

570 250
Would appreciate prayers for my brother, who has lung cancer, and his
family. He probably won't make it to his 53rd birthday at the end of
March.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 15, 2017 11:03 PM (CQny9)
Prayers for him and all his loved ones. Blessings and Grace.

Posted by: gracepc at January 16, 2017 01:11 AM (OU4q6)

571 570 grace

Amen.

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 01:12 AM (vUcdz)

572 It's not like you haven't shared this information to a select group already is it?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:06 AM (d76uN)


IT'S THE RUSSIANS!

Posted by: Hillary 2016! at January 16, 2017 01:13 AM (tHwdc)

573 I'd love to change the world by Ten Years After should be Trump's theme song . It fits thesee times

Posted by: Ziptie at January 16, 2017 01:13 AM (olcic)

574 563 Chi:

At the risk of an embannening, remember Admiral Akbar.
Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 01:05 AM (vUcdz)

I concur

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 01:13 AM (YhV5r)

575 Chi,

Since when I have ever voiced any dislike for anyone? You especially. In fact I never voiced any dislike for cuthulu.

If I have done so, please point it out and you will have my apologies.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:14 AM (d76uN)

576 Remember the inauguration is Noon EST, so 11 CST, etc.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 16, 2017 01:15 AM (brIR5)

577 I'd love to change the world by Ten Years After should be Trump's theme song . It fits thesee times

Posted by: Ziptie at January 16, 2017 01:13 AM (olcic)

I love that song and I'm going to listen to it now.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 01:16 AM (tHwdc)

578 574 bebe's



Han's famous line also comes to mind....

Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 01:16 AM (vUcdz)

579 I'd love to change the world by Ten Years After should be Trump's theme song . It fits thesee times

listening to it right now. you're right

Posted by: booknlass at January 16, 2017 01:16 AM (G7LgH)

580 Quite a few people mad at me for banning cuthulu. Understandable. Those same people have only one side of the story. They are basing their judgements on that side alone.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:16 AM (d76uN)

581 Posted by: Jmel at January 15, 2017 10:40 PM (tv+BP)

Thomas is administering the oath for Pence. HA!

Posted by: gracepc at January 16, 2017 01:19 AM (OU4q6)

582 It's too bad PaleMoon doesn't run Greasemonkey scripts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 01:19 AM (IcT7t)

583 Do you need to unburden yourself, Tim? I'm here for you.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 01:20 AM (tHwdc)

584 It's Sunday night. Do you know where your non-linear least squares are? I sure do. *sobs* *buries head back in notes*

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 16, 2017 01:20 AM (FYrz1)

585 Shouldn't complain.

How about yours?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 16, 2017 12:07 AM (kqtMD)

======

Ehhh...nobody listens when you do.

I am offcially on my own with the job now. Yikes.....

Posted by: Flyboy at January 16, 2017 01:22 AM (qXaHV)

586 So the next song in queue after 'I'd love to change the world' is 'White Room' by Cream.


I will always love the music from my youth.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 01:22 AM (tHwdc)

587 That wasn't rain coming down in buckets tonight in DFW. It was the tears of all those Cowgirl fans as that "special" teams' season came to an end.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 01:23 AM (Jcg9Q)

588 Well Tim, a lot of us saw it all go down in real time here, and didn't take what was said as a threat to someone's wife.

And the uber white knight reaction is all the more shocking given how you've defended some of the super misogyny displayed here. So yeah, looks like you've got a hard on for tentacles.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 01:24 AM (YhV5r)

589 Interesting Useless Fact of the Day: Bernie Madoff is in the prison 15 miles to the west of the Refuge.


Evening roonz and roonettez! My Steelers played a suck-ass game tonight, Chris Boswell scored ALL of Pittsburgh's points tonight, setting a record for the number of post season game field goals (six). An ugly win, but we're going on to New England next week.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2017 01:24 AM (vbvxt)

590 Do you need to unburden yourself, Tim? I'm here for you.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 01:20 AM (tHwdc)

Not needing to unburden myself. Just disappointed that
no one is seeking out the other side of the story.

This is how this all happened in the beginning. Tried, convicted, sentenced, on somebody's word alone.

I have had the ability to search for and get some of the facts. The facts do not match the story.

They never did.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:24 AM (d76uN)

591 580 Quite a few people mad at me for banning cuthulu. Understandable. Those same people have only one side of the story. They are basing their judgements on that side alone.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois
--------------

Do you have another side of the story?
One that anyone here would trust?
Or just speculation and accusations?

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 01:24 AM (mB0As)

592

I will always love the music from my youth.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess




great song for any age. does not really count as a song from your youth if you were 5 when it was released.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 01:24 AM (cPsPa)

593 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 01:24 AM (YhV5r)

Tell me who you want banned.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:25 AM (d76uN)

594 I have had the ability to search for and get some of the facts.

Do you also have the ability to remove comments?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 01:26 AM (IcT7t)

595
I think Cooth and Arhooley both earned a lifetime pass around here. Arhooley disappeared on her own. Sad.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 16, 2017 01:27 AM (NPp2D)

596 Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 01:24 AM (mB0As)

Would you like me to forward the emails I have from cuthulu? You can read them yourself.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:27 AM (d76uN)

597 yeesh, can't you guys put on some fat suits and wrestle it out somewhere? maybe a weekend of paintball without protective gear?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 01:28 AM (cPsPa)

598 Heh. "Criticism triggers off a loaded room."

Marillion, "That Time of the Night":

https://youtu.be/1cowXdLSPZM (sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 01:28 AM (IcT7t)

599 "Do you also have the ability to remove comments?"

No. I do not.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:28 AM (d76uN)

600 #590 I saw the post upon which you based your final judgment. Re: the long drama that preceded it, I wasn't really coming here often enough to witness it all.

I thought it was about not making the blog unpleasant, which is a reasonable rule. There was no unpleasantness. But if you feel you're protecting it, well, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. I take it you are 100% certain that you've made the right decision? 100? If so, you don't have to explain anything. As an outsider, though, it looks unfair. But what do I know? I only post here, I'm a nobody.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 01:30 AM (tHwdc)

601 you know wearing boots is almost as good as wearing wingtips.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 01:30 AM (cPsPa)

602 590 I have had the ability to search for and get some of the facts. The facts do not match the story.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:24 AM (d76uN)

Soooo...you're saying that the person we all saw act crazy here, effectively shutting down ont comments through posting massive amounts of whacked out comments including ones taunting cooth about what he was doing to him, didn't publicly do those things?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 01:31 AM (YhV5r)

603 Not needing to unburden myself. Just disappointed that
no one is seeking out the other side of the story.

This is how this all happened in the beginning. Tried, convicted, sentenced, on somebody's word alone.

I have had the ability to search for and get some of the facts. The facts do not match the story.

They never did.


Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:24 AM (d76uN)

Enlighten us then, I'll be up a few more minutes.

While you're at it, what got you banhammer rights? I've been around less than 2 years I admit, but I don't think I've seen you post even once.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 01:31 AM (Jcg9Q)

604 I will always love the music from my youth.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
---------------

They had electricity back then? Or did you listen through a seashell?

*runs and hides!

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 01:31 AM (mB0As)

605 I only post here, I'm a nobody.


Posted by: Miley, the Duches




technically girlfriend we only comment here, posting is a whole nother level way above what we do here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 01:32 AM (cPsPa)

606 I will always love the music from my youth.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

I basically listen to the same music I listened to 30-35 years ago in college.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 01:32 AM (Jcg9Q)

607 I'm not sure I'm gonna make it a few more minutes. *yawns, makes another drink*

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 01:33 AM (Jcg9Q)

608 We are all fortunate to have such a prayerful group.

In my family I always went to my Aunt Mary -- powerful she was. She always asked me, What is your friend/person's name and I would tell her and then she would say the name and come forth with a wonderful prayer.

So, when asking, if any of you in need are comfortable with giving your loved ones' name it would be wonderful.

Peace to you all.

Posted by: gracepc at January 16, 2017 01:33 AM (OU4q6)

609 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 01:30 AM (tHwdc)

Accusing people of being a troll/Ira is done and over.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:34 AM (d76uN)

610 Would you like me to forward the emails I have from cuthulu? You can read them yourself.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
-----------------

The one where you accused HIM of making the threats against his fiance?
The one where you suggested he petion the courts foe ace's IP records?
Maybe the one where you flounce and said you were contacting the FBI?

I'm confused...

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 01:34 AM (mB0As)

611 technically girlfriend we only comment here, posting is a whole nother level way above what we do here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 01:32 AM (cPsPa)

Pardonnez moi! Commentarez-vous?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 01:35 AM (tHwdc)

612 Cooth was here long before most of us. He deserves a pass for being paranoid after what Ira did to him - hell, he's just trying to protect the rest of us from the real dangers of what a troll can do.
Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 12:40

Well said Chi. Hope all is well w/ your Mom, and the BIL is doing OK.

You know Hillary will NEVER be president?

Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2017 01:36 AM (o/90i)

613 593 Tell me who you want banned.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:25 AM (d76uN)

You know exactly who I'm talking about. Maet gave him a timeout for the shit he said here to me one night. But the powers that be allowed him back. That's a big part of the reason I'm still scarce even though he is too. Because when he does it's the same bs out of his keyboard to just about everyone he addresses.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 01:36 AM (YhV5r)

614 As far as how I came by my position, ask Ace. Maybe he will tell you.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:36 AM (d76uN)

615 They had electricity back then? Or did you listen through a seashell?



*runs and hides!

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 01:31 AM (mB0As)


I'm gonna smack you if you don't watch your ass.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 01:38 AM (tHwdc)

616 when the inauguration protests are done and president trump is asked what he thinks, he should respond "did they spell my name right?"

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 16, 2017 01:38 AM (WTSFk)

617 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 01:36 AM (YhV5r)

Name the name.

No action will take place until you name the name. I'll take all the hate anyone wants to throw my way for banning cuthulu.

Do the same. Name the name.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:38 AM (d76uN)

618 Pardonnez moi! Commentarez-vous?
Posted by: Miley, the Duches




Je devrais être promu à être ignoré.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 01:38 AM (cPsPa)

619 Thanks, T.
I saw your email (finally) after cth alerted me that I had one from you.
I owe you a reply...

We will know more on Thursday, with a plan of action moving forward.
Still have radiology to face, but so far it looks like no spreading, and lymph nodes are clean.
(Cross your fingers & pray f you're the type)

Hellos & Hugs to you and J. Biscuits for the pups from me.

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 01:41 AM (mB0As)

620 #609 That yielded no clarity.



You know, I hate it when shit like this happens. It ruins the warm and fuzzy exchange of jokes and information. It makes me think that blogs become playing fields for wielding power internally.

Maybe I should get a life so I don't care about this place anymore. It's like banging my head on a wall, but carefully, so someone else doesn't take a brick to my head.

You're the one with the brick.

Good night, all.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 01:42 AM (tHwdc)

621 I'm gonna smack you if you don't watch your ass.
Posted by: Miley
------------

Oohhh. tempting...

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 01:43 AM (mB0As)

622 617 No action will take place until you name the name. I'll take all the hate anyone wants to throw my way for banning cuthulu. Do the same. Name the name.

No Tim, I'm not playing that game. I respect Maet, and if he unbanned the person that threatened me, then so be it. I'm not on a headhunt, I'm pointing out the inconsistencies of your actions. And given this, frankly I've been in shock since I found out you've been entrusted with the banhammer.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 01:44 AM (YhV5r)

623 Don't go anywhere, Dutchess. You know you're going to be up for a while!

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 01:44 AM (mB0As)

624 You asked If I felt I was protecting the blog, Miley. Does that qualify?

If keeping the troll/Ira accusations from coming up, then yes. I am protecting the blog.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:46 AM (d76uN)

625 Evenin Y'all.......

Apologies for an inebriated observation.....

But, we have this deep tissue massage tool from Sharper Image and I was perusing the instructions and.......there's this warning.....

"Excessive Use of machine may cause separation of Epidermis from Dermis.....etc..."

What The Fuck......

A machine that vibrates so goddamn hard that it rends layers of flesh....

Be careful where ya use that thing I reckon.....




Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 16, 2017 01:47 AM (+CXBF)

626 It's like banging my head on a wall

...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 01:42 AM (tHwdc)


A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_1ruZWJigo

Posted by: The Mental Hat at January 16, 2017 01:48 AM (vBeA5)

627 Chi,

I will send you everything that he sent me. All of them.

I did not flounce away from the conversation.

Did he tell you the reason why I contacted the FBI?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:49 AM (d76uN)

628 A little mood music:

I knew what it was before I clicked.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 01:49 AM (IcT7t)

629 Did he tell you the reason why I contacted the FBI?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:49 AM (d76uN)


For all the sturm und drang caused by the Trump factor, I didn't guess that that wasn't going to be the real divisive factor... at least amongst the ONT...

Posted by: The Denoting Hat at January 16, 2017 01:53 AM (vBeA5)

630 In fact,

I'll share everything I have with anyone that's interested. Just say where to send it.

You can read it yourself and decide.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:56 AM (d76uN)

631 Ten years after I'd love to change the world, forgot to mention Alvin Lee's superb lead guitar work.

Posted by: Ziptie at January 16, 2017 01:59 AM (olcic)

632 Thanks for the chat everyone, see you tomorrow night.

Posted by: qdp at January 16, 2017 02:00 AM (u8kLQ)

633 632
Thanks for the chat everyone, see you tomorrow night.

Posted by: qdp at January 16, 2017 02:00 AM (u8kLQ)
Me too. Thanks.

Posted by: gracepc at January 16, 2017 02:02 AM (OU4q6)

634 Yeah sure, send me what will contradict what I saw go down here publicly with that nut job. My nic with no spaces or punctuation at the yahoo,

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 02:02 AM (YhV5r)

635 Thanks for the chat everyone, see you tomorrow night.

G'night, Steve.

Crash time for me as well. Making a "cover" for a table tomorrow. Plywood FTW!

G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 02:03 AM (IcT7t)

636 I'm game Tim.....

You got the power to see my AoS email?

Or do I need to post it?

Frame of reference ALWAYS expands with more information......
And this situation seems to be more than it appears.....

And I'm a nite owl......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 16, 2017 02:03 AM (+CXBF)

637 So all this drama is over something that can't be described because describing it in these comments would result in another banning?

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 16, 2017 02:04 AM (fn748)

638 I've said pretty much everything I need to say.

Have a good morning.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 02:04 AM (d76uN)

639 Hellos & Hugs to you and J. Biscuits for the pups from me.
Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 01:41

Best for your Mom from here, she's gonna be OK.

Time for bed here, I could take tomorrow off, but I think I'd like Fri off w/ PRESIDENT TRUMP so I could see the idiots trying to stop reality.

Be well,

T & J

Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2017 02:04 AM (o/90i)

640 637Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 16, 2017 02:04 AM (

Yes!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 02:05 AM (YhV5r)

641 Damn, that's weird, Bebe.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 16, 2017 02:06 AM (fn748)

642 It's not worth it bebe's
The guy would rather ban cthulhu and defend Ira than actually protect the horde from trolls.
He actally admits to contacting the FBI against Cooth! that should go over well with ace...
Time to go back to not replying and waiting for the banhammer to fall.

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 02:07 AM (mB0As)

643 Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 16, 2017 02:03 AM (+CXBF)

My email is in my Nick.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 02:08 AM (d76uN)

644
Crash time for me as well. Making a "cover" for a table tomorrow. Plywood FTW!

G'night everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
---------------

Let me guess - you're making a Texas Hold 'Em table?

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 02:09 AM (mB0As)

645 Well, enough messing with obsolete computers. The known good HD from the NEC box failed to boot when connected to the Asus MB in the other box. On "primary" the BIOS could not even see it, on "secondary" the BIOS could see and recognize the HD, but it would not boot.

I found yet another old MB, and installed that in the box, only to find it needed a video card, no on-board video, and I had no compatible video cards.

So the HD with the working copy of Win 98SE will go back into the NEC box, because at least that entity is a working computer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2017 02:09 AM (bG+ug)

646 On a side note, my open invitation stands: If you visit the Vegas area, I'd happily treat you to a tasty beverage (or two).

Posted by: The Vegas Hat at January 16, 2017 02:09 AM (vBeA5)

647 Well, I like Cthulhu and would like to see his comments again. Now I will withdraw from this controversy and from tonight's ONT, as it's a quarter after 11:00 here in the Inland NW and my alarm is set for 6:00. G'night all.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 16, 2017 02:10 AM (fn748)

648 Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 02:07 AM (mB0As)

From me you have no fear. It's quite clear you don't want all sides of the story. It's also quite clear that you want to pick at edges instead of coming straight out.

Take responsibility.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 02:11 AM (d76uN)

649 AOP - Maybe you should stick to Studebakers?

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 02:12 AM (mB0As)

650 Blue Monday ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJZTfl3DmCU

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at January 16, 2017 02:16 AM (kI9U5)

651 618 Pardonnez moi! Commentarez-vous?
Posted by: Miley, the Duches




Je devrais tre promu tre ignor.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 01:38 AM (cPsPa)

Ooooo, let's talk dirty in Hawaiian....

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2017 02:16 AM (cm1Bl)

652 Blue Monday ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GMjH1nR0ds

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at January 16, 2017 02:17 AM (kI9U5)

653 Just to ease your mind since you don't want to see for yourself, the reason had nothing to do with Ace or the Blog.

It was personal, something like the old "I'm concerned about your health" line. Similar but not the same.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 02:18 AM (d76uN)

654 That really is my final word on the subject.

Good Morning Everyone.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 02:20 AM (d76uN)

655 651
Ooooo, let's talk dirty in Hawaiian....
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2017 02:16 AM (cm1Bl)

You know how to talk dirty in Hawaiian????? Share, share!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 02:20 AM (YhV5r)

656 Good morning

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2017 02:24 AM (voOPb)

657
From me you have no fear. It's quite clear you don't want all sides of the story. It's also quite clear that you want to pick at edges instead of coming straight out.

Take responsibility.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
-------------

You make zero sense, sir.
I have been the most direct person here since your first banning of the man.
Do you have Ira's side of "the story?"
Are YOU actually Ira, hence have the other side of the story?
What are you saying?

I don't understand the "picking at edges" comment at all.
Take responsibility for what? I don't get it.

Dude, you called the fucking FBI over a blog commenter. Do you not get how crazy that sounds???

*which is ironic coming from you, since you are fond of using a VPN & changing names when defending your original banning. How many names do you typically post under, anyway?

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 02:25 AM (mB0As)

658 655 651
Ooooo, let's talk dirty in Hawaiian....
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2017 02:16 AM (cm1Bl)

You know how to talk dirty in Hawaiian????? Share, share!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 02:20 AM (YhV5r)



They use a "z"

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2017 02:25 AM (cAnNx)

659 582 It's too bad PaleMoon doesn't run Greasemonkey scripts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 01:19 AM (IcT7t)

++++

Yes it does. But, you have to use a version that is compatible. Go here:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/greasemonkey/versions/

Scroll down the page and hover your mouse over the different versions. You are looking for the most recent one that has the green "Add to firefox" button. The ones that are incompatible have the greyed out button. I'm using "Version 1.15.1-signed" and it does run the AoSHQ INCIF script.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 16, 2017 02:28 AM (R+30W)

660
I'll share everything I have with anyone that's interested. Just say where to send it.

You can read it yourself and decide.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:56 AM (d76uN)


moonman (underscore) 559 at the yahoo thing

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 16, 2017 02:30 AM (FYrz1)

661 658 They use a "z"
Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2017 02:25 AM (cAnNx)

So we're saying something dirty every time we use your name? What are we saying????

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 02:30 AM (YhV5r)

662 Do you want the emails or not Chi?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 02:35 AM (d76uN)

663 I'll share everything I have with anyone that's interested. Just say where to send it.
You can read it yourself and decide.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 16, 2017 01:56

Thanks Tim, send it on to me, email me in the link below in my nic.

Hope we don't get the ice predicted in IL for tomorrow. Warmer days are coming they say.

Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2017 02:36 AM (o/90i)

664 I feel the need to bitch-slap a snowflake. One with with a Che shirt on....


Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 12:35 AM (lQqij)


A Social Justice Wanker wearing a Che t-shirt, huh? I can see where a little historical reenactment might be fun for the whole family.

Posted by: RickZ at January 16, 2017 02:38 AM (91AeI)

665 662 Do you want the emails or not Chi?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois
---------------

Sure, man.
I'll set up a throwaway email addy tomorrow and give it to you.
My primary has been posted here 100 times though ...

Are you going to answer my questions from 657?

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 02:39 AM (mB0As)

666 Cooth threatened to dox me here in one of his manic ONT phases when he accused ME of being Ira and living in Maine even tho I'd established 90 million times that I live in L.A. and we grew up very near to each other.
Maybe if it had happened to you you all would understand it better.
There is a hardline clique around here that feels that blog rules don't apply to them cuz they're special I guess.

Posted by: MAx at January 16, 2017 02:39 AM (/RZxG)

667 Good morning
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2017 02:24

Why on earth are you up this early? Fishing before the ice melts today?

Good lord, I need to go to bed.

Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2017 02:41 AM (o/90i)

668 666 Cooth threatened to dox me here in one of his manic ONT phases when he accused ME of being Ira and living in Maine even tho I'd established 90 million times that I live in L.A. and we grew up very near to each other.
Maybe if it had happened to you you all would understand it better.
There is a hardline clique around here that feels that blog rules don't apply to them cuz they're special I guess.

Posted by: MAx at January 16, 2017 02:39 AM (/RZxG)



You think you're being doxed when people call you DAve.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2017 02:42 AM (cAnNx)

669 Bizarre to me that you think this blog is owed to you or your property and that the owner or his agents should have to justify their actions in regard to that property on a continuous basis.
They made rules, they were violated, and that should be sufficient.
Make your own blog and you make the rules.
Or is this the Cooth of Spades blog???

Posted by: MAx at January 16, 2017 02:44 AM (/RZxG)

670 Mean girlz mention in 5, 4, 3...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 02:45 AM (YhV5r)

671 My opinion on the 'there are only two things certain in life: death and taxes' quote is they left off an equally certain third: Absurdity. We as a Nation have been blessed with plenty of absurdity these last few years, enough absurdity to last me whatever time is left of my life. (That last thought is what happens when one is well over the half-century birthday hump. Free fallin' 'cause I ain't payin' to fall any more.)

Posted by: RickZ at January 16, 2017 02:46 AM (91AeI)

672 There has been enough conversation about bannings, unbannings, right and wrong.

I am requesting politely once that it stops.

You airing grievances here will not change anything tonight/this morning.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2017 02:49 AM (voOPb)

673 Don't know all the controversies or the inz and outz, all I know is that Cooth was here long before all the ones talking against him and I've never seen anyone else have a problem with him. Chi, I'm guessing you are in email contact with him, I hope he's doing well. Is he still moving?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2017 02:49 AM (vbvxt)

674 GGE!!!! How is Mrs Hades-GGE?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 02:51 AM (YhV5r)

675 You think you're being doxed when people call you DAve.
Posted by: buzzion
-----------

I just laughed so fucking hard, I woke up the dog!


The man sends my dog Christmas presents fercryingoutloud - he accused ME of being Ira Weatherall once...

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 02:51 AM (mB0As)

676 ¯\_(ツ )_/¯

Night... this time for real...

"Sound of Silence" by Yao Si Ting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKHCNEsP5Qg

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 16, 2017 02:52 AM (vBeA5)

677 GGE!!!! How is Mrs Hades-GGE?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 02:51 AM (YhV5r)


All is well, we did another PA-IA-PA trip for Christmas and she's still talking to me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2017 02:53 AM (vbvxt)

678 677 All is well, we did another PA-IA-PA trip for Christmas and she's still talking to me.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2017 02:53 AM (

Good to hear, glad all is well

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 02:56 AM (YhV5r)

679 Chi, I'm guessing you are in email contact with him, I hope he's doing well. Is he still moving?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
------------

Well, he's not in a coma if that's what you mean.
Is your email anywhere in your link?

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 02:56 AM (mB0As)

680 And that damn tease buzzion went silent as my eyelids are winning the battle to close.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 02:57 AM (YhV5r)

681 A sophomore in high school...at 19?
-----

His parents are so proud that he's only been held back 4 times.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 01:01 AM (IcT7t)


Sounds more like a Propaganda Media slap a Trump supporters (being morons and Morons). If it's not a swipe, the Propaganda Media should quit conditioning me with their historically illiterate, narcissistic screeds.

Posted by: RickZ at January 16, 2017 02:58 AM (91AeI)

682

"Strong in the magnanimity the Misanthropic are..."

For what it's worth, thank you.

As an aside, what about those massage tools that'll separate layers of skin? To much of a good thing is still to much......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 16, 2017 03:01 AM (+CXBF)

683 Is he still moving?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
------------

Well, he's not in a coma if that's what you mean.
Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 02:56 AM (mB0As)

++++

lol. He discussed getting his CPA? certification in some other state, maybe NC?

I forget all the specifics, but he was talking about moving. He was getting all his ducks in a row first, so it wasn't going to be happening soon. Or at least not real soon.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 16, 2017 03:02 AM (R+30W)

684 i wonder if there is a legal or financial culpability this blog might carry for any bad consequences from tolerating a commentor who threatened others.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 16, 2017 03:04 AM (WTSFk)

685 It's almost as if the insane Left are going out of their way to help Trump...

https://twitter.com/SethMacFarlane/status/820833022735839232

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 16, 2017 03:06 AM (vBeA5)

686 ... if that's the case, then maybe the guy was banned to avoid legal problems.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 16, 2017 03:06 AM (WTSFk)

687 Is your email anywhere in your link?

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 02:56 AM (mB0As)



Yeah, sorta, in the upper right is a link to my profile that has a link to my email addy. It's lpcard at the hotmail thingy (the first letter is a lower case L).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2017 03:07 AM (vbvxt)

688 lol. He discussed getting his CPA? certification in some other state, maybe NC?
----------

Still wanting to move. Getting CPA certs in multiple states just in case.
Correct, not soon.

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 03:08 AM (mB0As)

689 ... i don't know blog or internet law, but if this was my site and there was the slightest possibility of legal burden, i'd have zero tolerance for bad behavior.

life is too short and it's not worth it.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 16, 2017 03:10 AM (WTSFk)

690 So who's watching The Exorcist now?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2017 03:21 AM (xXLud)

691 684 i wonder if there is a legal or financial culpability this blog might carry for any bad consequences from tolerating a commentor who threatened others.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
------------

I would address this, but look up at #672.
Respect to MisHum

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 03:27 AM (mB0As)

692 Cooth threatened to dox me here in one of his manic ONT phases when he accused ME of being Ira and living in Maine even tho I'd established 90 million times that I live in L.A. and we grew up very near to each other.
Maybe if it had happened to you you all would understand it better.
There is a hardline clique around here that feels that blog rules don'
t apply to them cuz they're special I guess.
Posted by: MAx at January 16, 2017 02:39

I remember that. We crossed paths when I defended Cooth lately.

You and he have long had some antagonism, I don't know why.

I think both of you are great fun to chat with.

I mentioned he accused you of being of being Ira and you mentioned he'd accused you of something else. Cracked me up.




















emember all that.

I meant he hadt'nt

Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2017 03:29 AM (o/90i)

693 691: sounds good. mine was just a disinterested observation of the general context, having nothing to do with any particular case.

regardless, goodnight.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 16, 2017 03:30 AM (WTSFk)

694 Isn't the Father in the Exorcist the same guy who played the Priest in Saturday Night Fever? John Travolta's brother?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2017 03:38 AM (6Ll1u)

695 AOP - Maybe you should stick to Studebakers?

Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 02:12 AM (mB0As)

Heh. I went back and nuked the two questionable motherboards, and then dissected two more 486 boxen. Saved a few small parts, but nuked the MB's and the boxes themselves. Scrap steel for the steel scrap box, and a few small parts to hoard. And a lot more shop space freed up.

I will keep the little NEC box, because it does boot and run Win 98 SE, so it could be a useful computer, for some values of "useful". Like I could use it to listen to streaming radio on the Internet, I suppose.

And I will keep my old IBM PS/1, which runs Win 3.11, because it was my first computer, so sentimental attachment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2017 03:45 AM (bG+ug)

696 400 comments later

I slept for a while, and my power has come back on. My computer has a UPS, and my phone was charging on it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2017 03:49 AM (VdICR)

697 Up earlier, have to travel a bit to work
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2017 03:51 AM (yx0Ld)

698 You know how to talk dirty in Hawaiian????? Share, share!!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2017 02:20 AM (YhV5r)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_vTY67Wd9I

It's good, I didn't make it up...

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2017 03:51 AM (cm1Bl)

699 Weren't you going to build a computer in a suitcase? Like a very thick laptop?

Have you tried a raspberry pi? They are $35 and draw 700 milliamps.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2017 03:52 AM (VdICR)

700 Max Von something is the character actor getting the pea soup treatment from a young Linda Blair.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2017 03:52 AM (6Ll1u)

701 just add @drunkenbastards.org to my nick.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2017 04:07 AM (ypiOg)

702 All Aboard! Hahahahahahahahahhaha!

Posted by: AoSHQ Crazy Train at January 16, 2017 04:07 AM (kBiSH)

703 Weren't you going to build a computer in a suitcase? Like a very thick laptop?

Have you tried a raspberry pi? They are $35 and draw 700 milliamps.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2017 03:52 AM (VdICR)

Yeah. I'm still planning to do that. I have a brand new MB that is still sort of current. I will complement that with other all-new parts. So it will be a desk-top PC with a different form factor. Probably run a Linux distro, and have a virtual machine to run the one or two Windoze programs I must use.

This other stuff i was doing tonight is just plain tinkering.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2017 04:11 AM (bG+ug)

704 That sounds like fun. I will be taking some classes on Linux in the next 12 months.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2017 04:20 AM (VdICR)

705
Max von Sydow

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 16, 2017 04:22 AM (BK3ZS)

706 Hmmm... S'pose I should avoid controversy today. Nah. What would MLK do?

Posted by: DJT: WWMLKD? at January 16, 2017 04:22 AM (bc2Lc)

707 That's a honey of an anklet you're wearing, Mrs. Dietrichson. - watching double indemnity - damned fine piece of film

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 16, 2017 04:23 AM (7eZ/N)

708 Please forward this response to ibdguy:

I'm a Chiefs fan *bursts into tears; runs away*.

*peeks back into thread*

And thus tonight's drama.

Posted by: voiceover at January 16, 2017 04:26 AM (MhjQc)

709 That sounds like fun. I will be taking some classes on Linux in the next 12 months.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2017 04:20 AM (VdICR)

Well, if I don't run Linux, it will get my paid-for copy of Win 7. No "upgrades" to Win 10 for this cowboy. I don't want to store in the cloud, and I don't want to rent my software.

Dual boot is another possibility, with two hard drives. This machine I am on now has two drives, one with Win 7 and one with XP.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2017 04:27 AM (bG+ug)

710 I don't think that spelling is quite right Kreb, but I'm enjoying the movie

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2017 04:31 AM (6Ll1u)

711 '...and they'll hang you, just as sure as ten dimes will buy a dollar. And I don't want you to hang, baby.' - Lord, but it's got some classic hard-boiled dialogue.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 16, 2017 04:40 AM (7eZ/N)

712 2 GreatHorned Owls outside but close calling to eachother

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2017 04:45 AM (yx0Ld)

713 Well, I'm out. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2017 04:46 AM (vbvxt)

714 Sorry Kreb but that was right, my bad. Just looked wrong

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2017 04:49 AM (6Ll1u)

715 Well, good night, all. Time for bed for me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2017 05:01 AM (bG+ug)

716 706 Hmmm... S'pose I should avoid controversy today. Nah. What would MLK do?
Posted by: DJT: WWMLKD? at January 16, 2017 04:22 AM (bc2L

White prostitutes.

Posted by: Pepe at January 16, 2017 05:17 AM (92ruB)

717 Woke up in a wet bed. Did I shit myself or am I sweating gravy? My Uncle Chuck is a corrupt politician so maybe I can get a research grant.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 16, 2017 05:26 AM (bc2Lc)

718 Potatoes need gravy.

I have two forums that are troll-proof. This one, and one on facebook. They are polar opposites in decorum and seriousness.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2017 05:30 AM (VdICR)

719 540 Mr, Athens,
Not just anyone can attract a crowd as fucking awesome as the horde. That's just a fact.


SMFH,
BTW, hello. How ya been? I hope well. Always thinking of you.
I feel bad for not talking to you more often, but Mom told me long ago "give girls with tanks and guns their space, son."
I try to respect that...
Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 12:57 AM (mB0As)

~~~~

True dat!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 05:33 AM (lQqij)

720 Four mare days!

I dread to see the assholery Obama is going to inflict on the US this week.

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2017 06:06 AM (1BQGO)

721 Did this thread just get nuked?

Posted by: Subterranean JT at January 16, 2017 06:06 AM (qG0hz)

722 I guess not. Good Morning, Horde.

Posted by: Subterranean JT at January 16, 2017 06:09 AM (qG0hz)

723 I dread seeing the assholery the " deep state" is going to inflict on this country this week!

The persons who believe they are the inheritors of this planet are all meeting in Davos this week, and they're not happy.

Posted by: Subterranean JT at January 16, 2017 06:15 AM (qG0hz)

724 Dodged a bullet here I guess. Little bit of ice yesterday but not much.
Not sure how much others got.

Posted by: teej at January 16, 2017 06:16 AM (gJ3Vg)

725 The persons who believe they are the inheritors of this planet are all meeting in Davos this week, and they're not happy.
Posted by: Subterranean JT at January 16, 2017 06:15 AM (qG0hz)

=====

Yep. The Nationalist Trump has poured cold water on their Globalist dreams for now.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 16, 2017 06:16 AM (qXaHV)

726 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2017 06:16 AM (J+eG2)

727 After a brief lull in the action, Baltimore has jumped back up to 15 homicides in 15 days.


And this pace is during the post-holiday slump in activity.

Should be a jumpin' summer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2017 06:19 AM (J+eG2)

728 Does the meeting have a name JT?
Where should I go to dig around for who's attending?
I won't bother you for a link. I can type it in. Can't copy/paste anyway.

Posted by: teej at January 16, 2017 06:20 AM (gJ3Vg)

729 My balls are BLUE...thank you Muhatmonday Ghandi painter of
testicular fortitude and PEESICLES..he who never saw an NFL game or had a dinner....... without PISS & RICE.Oh saggy depends master of the Indian SUB-"Continent"

Posted by: saf at January 16, 2017 06:25 AM (+zN6H)

730 My handlers want me to 'dry out' by Friday. As former SOS by law I can show up soused @ any function! Expect a spectacle!

Posted by: 100 Proof Hillary at January 16, 2017 06:37 AM (bc2Lc)

731 Never mind, binged it.
Went to WEF site. Didn't dig deep because cookies.
Did see their statement of purpose.
Yeah, sure. You few go ahead and "shape" our world to your liking.

Posted by: teej at January 16, 2017 06:45 AM (gJ3Vg)

732 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2017 06:48 AM (3CXto)

733 Nood.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 16, 2017 06:49 AM (qXaHV)

734 On the agenda this week:

Pardons for convicted Dems
Pardons for undocumented Dems
Pardons for unindicted Dems




Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2017 06:49 AM (1BQGO)

735
Wow!

I miss working nights when I can read the comments in a more timely manner...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 16, 2017 03:03 PM (4DCSq)

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