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In Surprise Which Should Have Surprised No One At All, Barack Obama Awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to... The Sheriff, Joe Biden
Obama awards Biden the Presidential Medal of Freedom is surprise ceremony. pic.twitter.com/ToQ4sS88ji
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) January 12, 2017
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 12, 2017 04:10 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at January 12, 2017 04:10 PM (NfNIM)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 12, 2017 04:10 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2017 04:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 04:11 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 12, 2017 04:12 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:12 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2017 04:12 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:12 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 12, 2017 04:13 PM (pCUr3)
Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2017 04:13 PM (VndSC)
Joe, how would you like a nice shiny medal to wear around your neck? You'll even get a signed photo of me putting the medal around your neck? Cool?
Posted by: SCOAMF at January 12, 2017 04:13 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:13 PM (O2RFr)
I'd say this demeans the medal but Barry already got the Nobel Peace prize for existing. Much worse.
Sad!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2017 04:13 PM (sh70B)
My Lord, we're living in Duck Soup Dictatorship. Or in El Jefe's case - Dick Soup.
Notice Joe's misting eyes? Nice touch.
Posted by: Mr. MaGoose at January 12, 2017 04:13 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 04:14 PM (Qpjvu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Harf and Psaki: Pole Dancers for Hire at January 12, 2017 04:14 PM (qJhUV)
A question no one in the MFM will ever ask.
Someone should make a list of all the most asskissing, sycophantic, worshipful questions major voices in the legacy media asked Obama and fire them off at press conferences until someone complains.
Then note what you're doing at those Sunday talking head shows.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 12, 2017 04:14 PM (Halhc)
Least they could do is throw some Epaulettes on Old Joe to keep AtC all giggly.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:14 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 12, 2017 04:15 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Blake at January 12, 2017 04:15 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:15 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 04:15 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: irright at January 12, 2017 04:15 PM (pMGkg)
Joe is one of the only people who has done less than Hillary, isn't he?
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 12, 2017 04:14 PM (Halhc)
I don't think he's murdered anyone, so he's got that going for him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:15 PM (PY9jH)
Reminder: Biden was supposed to cure cancer - Obama promised this in most of his SOTU addresses. Just like to point that out for it's ridiculousness.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:15 PM (NOIQH)
I figure that next week Barry will be awarding himself every medal and award he can. He's going to make Napoleon crowing himself look humble in comparison.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 04:16 PM (493sH)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:16 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 04:16 PM (dkHoZ)
Aw, man, hadja going there, right? This kind of thing is annoying, but considering that Trump won and HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER EVER BE PRESIDENT SAY IT WITH ME NOW I'm like, yeah, whatever bring on the Anka.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 12, 2017 04:17 PM (u0s1P)
Hillary's list of awards is amazing considering she's accomplished so very little (other than getting promotions).
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:17 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 04:17 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2017 04:17 PM (tOcW/)
Hillary's list of awards is amazing considering she's accomplished so very little (other than getting promotions).
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:17 PM (
And getting people killed...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:17 PM (O2RFr)
....scratch that last one. Makes my BP go up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:17 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2017 04:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 04:18 PM (Qpjvu)
SHOULDER-THINGIES
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 12, 2017 04:18 PM (u0s1P)
Reminder : Joe Biden was supposed to account for, 'Every Dime' of the Stimulus Spending.
I am assuming the '...that doesn't end up lodged in my nose.', was understood.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:18 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 12, 2017 04:18 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 12, 2017 04:19 PM (LWu6U)
That was precious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:19 PM (PY9jH)
Any other Democrat with a sense of his political future would not have stuck around as Veep.
Joe Biden, whatever else we may think of him, "went down with the ship."
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 12, 2017 04:19 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 12, 2017 04:19 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2017 04:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ben Smith at January 12, 2017 04:19 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2017 04:19 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:19 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 04:19 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Oprahbama at January 12, 2017 04:20 PM (1CroS)
Joey got the award for putting up with Barry's ego for the last 8 years
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 04:20 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 12, 2017 04:20 PM (nFwvY)
390 >> Case in point: they're forcing Trump to take some
>> action against the Clintons.
I have, at least since the election, felt that the proper approach would be to wait until Congress stomps its feet then reluctantly and only because the law requires it appoint the meanest spiked-collar representant-en-mission special prosecutor that can be found to drown them all in the Potomac.
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:20 PM (TppKb)
Oh, right! How'd that work out, I wonder....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:20 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:20 PM (O2RFr)
Any other Democrat with a sense of his political future would not have stuck around as Veep.
Joe Biden, whatever else we may think of him, "went down with the ship."
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 12, 2017 04:19 PM (ujg0T)
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There's a non-zero chance that he could be our President elect if he had decided to run for POTUS last year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:20 PM (zdM/+)
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And it was in Joe's mouth 2 minutes after he got it .
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 04:17 PM
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And tomorrow morning the veep assistant in charge of "retrieval" will be in the can with Joey and a strainer.
Posted by: irright at January 12, 2017 04:20 PM (pMGkg)
yeah.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 12, 2017 04:20 PM (hLRSq)
You know they don't give a fuck about anyone else
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2017 04:20 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at January 12, 2017 04:20 PM (0J6e7)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 12, 2017 04:20 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:20 PM (PY9jH)
Shooting skeet.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 04:21 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 04:21 PM (JEyop)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2017 04:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 04:21 PM (bpfzP)
Oh, right! How'd that work out, I wonder....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:20 PM (NOIQH)
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"Why are you looking at me like that?"
-Solyndra
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:21 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 04:21 PM (Qpjvu)
Might as well be gold star stickers as this point.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 04:21 PM (xeeHA)
Why do we need all of these civilian awards anyway?
And if we must have them, could we please disqualify the givers (POTUS, VP, cabinet heads) from being recipients?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2017 04:21 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Flyguy at January 12, 2017 04:22 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 12, 2017 04:22 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2017 04:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:22 PM (39g3+)
On the other hand, WHAT THE FUCK?
I could see Uncle Joe declining it, honestly. He still has the occasional spark of decency. Guess it's dwindling rapidly,though.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 04:22 PM (nUdSA)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 04:21 PM (Qpjvu)
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2017 04:23 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 04:23 PM (bpfzP)
But the Democrats just march like good little lemmings to the same old cliff, and none of us will give a rat's ass if they plunge over the edge.
Bye, assholes. Die.
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:23 PM (TppKb)
He probably already chewed the paint off of it.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 12, 2017 04:23 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 04:22 PM (nUdSA)
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"That's cute. It's like you think that I'm done."
-BHO
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:23 PM (zdM/+)
SCOAMF photos, such as the famous umbrella/garden gate, riding a girl's
bike, ordering his Marine guards to shield him from the rain with
umbrellas.... ....scratch that last one. Makes my BP go up. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:17 PM (PY9jH)
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I always chuckle at BHO attempting a toast to the 'background music' of 'God Save the Queen, with Q the Liz saying stand down.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 12, 2017 04:23 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:23 PM (OhOyF)
He is leading the Armed Services Committee and reading his statement, I believe. He is actually using the term "ISIL", and blasting Russia.
What a douchebag warmonger.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at January 12, 2017 04:23 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2017 04:23 PM (+wjl1)
Throwing out the first pitch like a retarded 11 year old girl
Riding a bicycle with the hat in his best imitation of Urkel's more dorky cousin
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (39g3+)
"Cuz", being a disqualifying reason.
Posted by: Heralder at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (oCER9)
Er, not the one who just bit an 18 year old gal visiting the WH.
http://www.tmz.com/2017/01/12/obamas-dog-sunny-bites-guest-face-white-house/
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (dKiJG)
Why doesn't obama mail off one to every Hollywood/Musician, and Media sycophant (excluding Fox) of course and be done with it
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (O2RFr)
Also, I seem to remember he had trouble finding the door to the Oval Office from the Rose Garden.
Good thing for us he was a genius at everything else.
/s
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (PY9jH)
Shooting skeet.
Posted by: rickb223 at J
Loking at a picture of himself looking at his reflectiin in the mirror. There is something super gay about how often he'll pose for photos of just him.'
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 12, 2017 04:23 PM (MIKMs)
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Oh yeah that was a good one. I wonder if he had the sense to be mortified?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (bpfzP)
Is there any proof that Biden actually can recognize his printed name?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 04:25 PM (nUdSA)
OH yeah I had forgotten that one. I'm sure he got briefed on it but ignored them because he's the preezy and knows protocol better than all of them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2017 04:25 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 04:25 PM (Qpjvu)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2017 04:25 PM (Bx1+j)
Why doesn't obama mail off one to every Hollywood/Musician, and Media sycophant (excluding Fox) of course and be done with it
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (O2RFr)
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I'm sure some of them still have some sucking up to do.
You don't think that Hollywood will love him less when he's an ex-president and unable to hand out these trinkets, do you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:25 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: chelsea danger at January 12, 2017 04:25 PM (jpmvb)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2017 04:25 PM (oVJmc)
>> maybe the Creepy Groper Medal.
The Presidential Medal of Hair Restoration.
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:26 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 12, 2017 04:26 PM (P8FoA)
of Data Security and Not Falling Down In Public tomorrow. Stay tuned.<<<
My boner just broke another glass ceiling.
Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2017 04:26 PM (FmNHR)
Ugh, such a jerk!
Then there;s Michelle who galumphed up to the queen and gave her a bear hug.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:26 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Rob in Katy at January 12, 2017 04:26 PM (uaYXs)
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 12, 2017 04:26 PM (y3aQB)
Did they play pin the fail on the donkey?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 12, 2017 04:26 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2017 04:26 PM (kTF2Z)
First day in office. He tried to go back into the White House through a window. Rookie mistake, but after 8 years of mocking Bush for everything and every second it was pretty obvious the change in attitude by the press.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:26 PM (39g3+)
of Data Security and Not Falling Down In Public tomorrow. Stay tuned.
My boner just broke another glass ceiling.
Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2017 04:26 PM (FmNHR)
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Jeb Bush will be the one actually giving it to her.
"Why didn't I win the primary?"
-Jeb Bush, musing to himself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:26 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: Bruce at January 12, 2017 04:26 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Rob in Katy at January 12, 2017 04:26 PM (uaYXs)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (O2RFr)
Shemp Smith: Why can't I get one?!?!? *runs off to cry into pillow*
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 04:26 PM (493sH)
I have no doubt that obama will give hillary one of these medals, too, in a "surprise" ceremony.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 04:27 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: Lord Sir
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So, the Mirror, Mirror on the Wall Medal?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2017 04:27 PM (NBHj5)
Er, not the one who just bit an 18 year old gal visiting the WH.
http://www.tmz.com/2017/01/12/obamas-dog-sunny-bites-guest-face-white-house/
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (NOIQH)
Good grief. That's a nasty bite.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:27 PM (PY9jH)
You speared Cheryl Mills' snatch in the process.
Lose two turns while you wait for Obamacare to pay for your STD test.
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:27 PM (TppKb)
Further I'm an idiot story time. Old Firm moved offices from an old house into a nice but boring set of offices. There was a courtyard with a fountain that didn't work and one of the lawyers in the firm badgered all the other office owners to get it fixed. Big Boss paid for it. We're out there for the little yay it works now ceremony and I was standing next to Big Boss and said "Hey, there should be a Big Boss's Name Memorial Fountain plaque on that." He looked at me and said "I'm still alive."
So that was nice.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 12, 2017 04:27 PM (mf5HN)
@spectatorindex
BREAKING: Armed groups have taken over ministries of defence, justice and economics in Libya's capital
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2017 04:28 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (bpfzP)
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Of course he didn't. He had no idea that was against protocol. He thought he was in a movie, giving his speech with inspirational music in the background.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 04:28 PM (sBOL1)
Er, not the one who just bit an 18 year old gal visiting the WH.
http://www.tmz.com/2017/01/12/obamas-dog-sunny-bites-guest-face-white-house/
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (NOIQH)
Good grief. That's a nasty bite.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:27 PM (PY9jH)
They should have fed Michelle before that girl got there
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 04:28 PM (493sH)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 04:28 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2017 04:28 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2017 04:28 PM (tOcW/)
BREAKING: Armed groups have taken over ministries of defence, justice and economics in Libya's capital
Good thing Hillary had Qaddafi killed...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:28 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: "Shotgun Joe" Biden at January 12, 2017 04:29 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 12, 2017 04:26 PM (P8FoA)
Exactly, I learned this after the VP debates in 2011.
He can kindly go fall down a flight of stairs.
Posted by: Heralder at January 12, 2017 04:29 PM (oCER9)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 12, 2017 04:29 PM (Fbj4h)
Posted by: WisRich at January 12, 2017 04:29 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 04:30 PM (Qpjvu)
Yeah, that last one worked out real well for them, huh? One press conference and Trump zeroed out the last two months of attacks turning it around on the press. I don't know how long he can keep this up but its amazing to watch.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 12, 2017 04:26 PM (lKyWE)
LMAO!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 04:30 PM (nUdSA)
Bingo. This "participation award" is bittersweet for Joe (Neil Kinnock) Biden at best, and probably downright painful.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 12, 2017 04:30 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2017 04:30 PM (Bx1+j)
their pets like the Clintons did when they left the White House Photo
Prop Center?
Posted by: grammie winger
Do not eat the pig at the Barack Obama luau on Sunday
Posted by: Bruce at January 12, 2017 04:30 PM (8ikIW)
>> ministries of defence, justice and economics in
>> Libya's capital
Thanks again for leading from behind, Barry!
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:31 PM (TppKb)
Will Obama's dog get a medal for Best In Show?
Er, not the one who just bit an 18 year old gal visiting the WH.
http://www.tmz.com/2017/01/12/obamas-dog-sunny-bites-guest-face-white-house/
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (NOIQH)
Proof NONE of the Obama's like White People, even the black dog.
Posted by: nonamenic at January 12, 2017 04:31 PM (aTg6G)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 04:30 PM (Qpjvu)
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He gets to wear it on Mondays.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 04:31 PM (sBOL1)
Er, not the one who just bit an 18 year old gal visiting the WH.
http://www.tmz.com/2017/01/12/obamas-dog-sunny-bites-guest-face-white-house/
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (NOIQH)
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Holy carp.
That's a serious bite there.
They pay a dog handler ca. $150,000 a year and the dog is a biter?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2017 04:31 PM (Nox3c)
On the other hand if Trump awards it to someone they can say what esteemed company they are in.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 12, 2017 04:31 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 12, 2017 04:31 PM (dKiJG)
the famous umbrella/garden gate, riding a girl's bike, ordering his
Marine guards to shield him from the rain with umbrellas....
Shooting skeet.
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I concur. It could be a nice send off for Mincing Preezy Muslim Brotherhood.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 12, 2017 04:31 PM (/Fqcw)
BBQ Bo for the dog eater
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 04:32 PM (qpKia)
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"The bite is out of character for the breed, which typically is not
aggressive in family situations. The Obamas have 2 Portuguese Water Dogs..."
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Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 04:32 PM (toH8T)
Yeah, that last one worked out real well for them, huh? One press conference and Trump zeroed out the last two months of attacks turning it around on the press. I don't know how long he can keep this up but its amazing to watch.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:30 PM (39g3+)
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Many Republicans learned this in a very difficult way: Do not underestimate Trump.
I'm not saying there isn't some metaphorical silver bullet that would end his presidency, but we've seen some stuff that would destroy any other political career more than once directed at Trump, and he's now POTUS.
I don't think this success is easy to replicate, and I'm pretty sure that historians are going to marvel at the 2016 election for many many years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:32 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2017 04:32 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: King Putt at January 12, 2017 04:33 PM (DpOmP)
Has the shit pulled permits to put a minaret on his new digs yet?
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:33 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2017 04:33 PM (BP2E4)
Posted by: Curmudgeon
You don't know. Maybe they went to Pizza Hut after the ceremony. They have crayons there. No paste, though.
Posted by: pep at January 12, 2017 04:33 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Guam tipper at January 12, 2017 04:33 PM (NBrh6)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 04:33 PM (Qpjvu)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 04:33 PM (nUdSA)
ah, Libya.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2017 04:33 PM (Bx1+j)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 12, 2017 04:33 PM (hJrjt)
aggressive in family situations. The Obamas have 2 Portuguese Water Dogs..."
They had 3 but Barry got hungry
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 04:33 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 12, 2017 04:34 PM (U+nHb)
AND YOU! AND YOU!
Posted by: Oprahbama at January 12, 2017 04:34 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Chumlee at January 12, 2017 04:34 PM (HgMAr)
http://www.tmz.com/2017/01/12/obamas-dog-sunny-bites-guest-face-white-house/
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:24 PM (NOIQH)
OMG!
The biden thing is ridiculous. He and Obama both have awards now for being elected? Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Posted by: Lea at January 12, 2017 04:34 PM (lIU4e)
Dogs are only a reflection of their owners.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:35 PM (OhOyF)
One of the Obama's dogs bit someone? Those are not a mean breed at all...what did this person do to the dog?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 04:33 PM (nUdSA)
Hand Job?
Posted by: nonamenic at January 12, 2017 04:35 PM (aTg6G)
"Okay, Joey. Now go put this medal on the White House Refrigerator-
where everybody can see it!!!"
Posted by: Oblabla at January 12, 2017 04:35 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: D-fens at January 12, 2017 04:35 PM (yB1PK)
One of the Obama's dogs bit someone? Those are not a mean breed at all...what did this person do to the dog?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 04:33 PM (nUdSA)
Well, she's a white girl so.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:35 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:35 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 12, 2017 04:34 PM (U+nHb)
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The story says the girl did have to get stitches, and that she will have a scar.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 04:35 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 04:33 PM (nUdSA)
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Simply tried to pet it. That's a nasty bite.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 04:35 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2017 04:36 PM (Bx1+j)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 12, 2017 04:36 PM (P8FoA)
Holy shit that needs stitches. My daughter had a bite like that. That did should be put down and I'm not kidding.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 12, 2017 04:34 PM (U+nHb)
Worse than that, she will need plastic surgery to avoid a scar.
Posted by: nonamenic at January 12, 2017 04:36 PM (aTg6G)
http://www.snopes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/soldier-medals.jpg
Posted by: William Eaton at January 12, 2017 04:36 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:36 PM (39g3+)
And a fat settlement check from the US Treasury.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:36 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 04:23 PM (bpfzP)
Not after what she wore today.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 04:36 PM (JEyop)
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They are "clock towers" in honor of my friend, Clock Boy, you clinging, gun loving, Bible reading redneck.
Posted by: Mincing Preezy Muslim Brotherhood at January 12, 2017 04:36 PM (/Fqcw)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 12, 2017 04:37 PM (+v40j)
Posted by: The Nobel Peace Prize Committee at January 12, 2017 04:37 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 12, 2017 04:37 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: nonamenic at January 12, 2017 04:36 PM (aTg6G)
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I hear Obamacare covers that. With a $12,000 deductible.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 04:37 PM (bpfzP)
Maybe for "grabbing women by the shoulders and whispering in their ear?"
Maybe for threatening to punch candidates? Maybe that's what the award is for?
(circus music plays)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 12, 2017 04:37 PM (wB8Tg)
Why not? What can they do for him now?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 04:37 PM (qpKia)
And a fat settlement check from the US Treasury.
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Better not. That's their dog, not ours.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 04:37 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 12, 2017 04:38 PM (Fbj4h)
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2017 04:38 PM (yx0Ld)
One of the Obama's dogs bit someone? Those are not a mean breed at all...what did this person do to the dog?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 04:33 PM
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Says she was trying to pet and kiss it. Some dogs don't like your face too close to theirs. Get upset about it. I guess they think you are going to bite them.
Posted by: irright at January 12, 2017 04:38 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 04:35 PM (sBOL1)
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She will also have a lawyer.
Heh.
(I dunno why I'm laughing because we, the taxpayers, will probably have to pay the damages.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2017 04:38 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 12, 2017 04:38 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Nancy "Frozne Face" Pelosi at January 12, 2017 04:38 PM (/Fqcw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:38 PM (39g3+)
If it was Socks the cat, that would be a different story.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:39 PM (OhOyF)
I wonder if there will be a Rose Garden ceremony?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:39 PM (PY9jH)
I'm going to San Diego to watch the Chargers play!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2017 04:39 PM (Pz4pT)
Dogs are only a reflection of their owners.
Posted by: garrett
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Hmmm, I didn't know Ma Robinson owned the dogs.
Posted by: Furious George at January 12, 2017 04:39 PM (77i7V)
Maybe for "grabbing women by the shoulders and whispering in their ear?"
Maybe for threatening to punch candidates? Maybe that's what the award is for?
(circus music plays)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 12, 2017 04:37 PM (wB8Tg)
I thought it was for his diligent study of the British Labour Party in the 1980s.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 12, 2017 04:39 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2017 04:39 PM (yx0Ld)
Yes, that is true...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:39 PM (O2RFr)
too close to theirs. Get upset about it. I guess they think you are
going to bite them.
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If you have a dog that you can't go woojie woojie woojie in the face to, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 04:40 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 12, 2017 04:40 PM (OhOyF)
She tried to kiss it. Not a smart move, but the dog obviously has issues.
Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2017 04:40 PM (FmNHR)
Biden deserves a medal, alright; The Order of the Useful Beard.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 12, 2017 04:40 PM (/4bOy)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 12, 2017 04:40 PM (Om16U)
...............
It's obviously bad home training.
Posted by: wth - channeling The Lemon at January 12, 2017 04:40 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 12, 2017 04:40 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 04:40 PM (bpfzP)
So did I. They didn't do me a lot of good though.
Posted by: Zombie Muamar Kahadafy or Qaddaffi or Whatever at January 12, 2017 04:40 PM (qJhUV)
Some dogs are just mean and stupid.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 04:41 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2017 04:41 PM (yx0Ld)
How many times have you seen Michele at an Official White House function and thought, "She's going to bite someone."?
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:41 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2017 04:41 PM (qUNWi)
don't like your face too close to theirs. Get upset about it. I guess
they think you are going to bite them.
Posted by: irright at January 12, 2017 04:38 PM (pMGkg)
Dog is probably still traumatized from the time Barry tried to taste it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:41 PM (PY9jH)
Better not. That's their dog, not ours.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 04:37 PM (sBOL1)
But it was on our property
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 12, 2017 04:41 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 04:40 PM (bpfzP)
Yes I can to my own dog but a stranger?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 12, 2017 04:42 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 12, 2017 04:42 PM (OzJeO)
Not well socialized at all, cuz who in that family would deign to spend time with their "pet".
Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2017 04:42 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 12, 2017 04:42 PM (OzJeO)
Barrington Hall: January '81-June '82, then on to Fenwick....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2017 04:43 PM (wGgiq)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 12, 2017 04:39 PM (ujg0T)
(places three books on British Labour in the 80s on desk)
(opens books)
(flips pages occasionally)
(looks out window)
(takes large jar of paste out of drawer, digs in)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 12, 2017 04:43 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Deer Fucking monkey at January 12, 2017 04:43 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2017 04:43 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 12, 2017 04:43 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 12, 2017 04:41 PM (lKyWE)
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Without my permission!
(I'm doing the best I can here, trying to save us some money.)
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 04:43 PM (sBOL1)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/254387/
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 04:44 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 12, 2017 04:44 PM (dKiJG)
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A Friend of mine was complaining about the deductible on Her health insurance.... 10 thousand each... Of course she blamed the Insurance companies... Creaminess ass Lib She is... Other than that She's a very nice Person... Then when I was visiting She was on the phone with Her Insurance CO. and found out She also had a massive deductible on Her Drugs separate from Her other coverage . I couldn't help but snicker even though I felt kind of bad doing it...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:44 PM (O2RFr)
Remember when John Boehner nudged Michelle's elbow while she was eating lobster? I thought the man was going to lose an arm.
Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2017 04:44 PM (FmNHR)
PBTSD is real.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:44 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2017 04:41 PM (yx0Ld)
She's certainly got the teeth for it. Good grief, that mouth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:44 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2017 04:43 PM (qUNWi)
He's Irish?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 04:44 PM (493sH)
Also Paul Anka is now an honorable Moran.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2017 04:43 PM
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I didn't vote on it.
Posted by: Pat Moran at January 12, 2017 04:44 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 12, 2017 04:42 PM (dKiJG)
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The article says she is a family friend, so I'm assuming she's visited before. And no, no dog of mine would ever bite someone in the face.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 04:45 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 12, 2017 04:45 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:38 PM (39g3+)
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Are you referring to the SecDef giving him an award, which is basically a self-award?
If so, remember that started with Clinton. Bush43 got one from his SecDef too.
This absurd practice should be abolished now.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2017 04:45 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2017 04:43 PM (qUNWi)
HAHAHAHAHA he's going to sing My Way.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 12, 2017 04:45 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2017 04:46 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:46 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Krakenboner at January 12, 2017 04:46 PM (lPIUL)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 12, 2017 04:46 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:44 PM (O2RFr)
I'm not sure what to think of this phrase.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 12, 2017 04:46 PM (wB8Tg)
Of, for pete's sake. Think she'll survive 2017?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:46 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 12, 2017 04:42 PM (OzJeO)
Who didn't he molest?
There was the wife of somebody or other... and then a couple teenage daughters of people too.
Here...
Ashton Carter's wife, and the daughters of Chris Coons and Jodi Ernst.
Coons' daughter looks like she knows molestation when she experiences it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2017 04:46 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 04:46 PM (nUdSA)
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2017 04:47 PM (qUNWi)
.............
Apparently he's an illegal alien who doesn't speak any English except "Bite Whitey".
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2017 04:47 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 12, 2017 04:47 PM (OzJeO)
Posted by: Krakenboner at January 12, 2017 04:47 PM (lPIUL)
Mine neither. We've had Golden's all my life and they specialize in loving everyone.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2017 04:47 PM (/tuJf)
Creaminess =screaming damned auto correct...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:46 PM
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Creaminess is funnier.
Posted by: irright at January 12, 2017 04:47 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: cnn news at January 12, 2017 04:48 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2017 04:43 PM (wGgiq)
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Right on topic, as always.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 04:48 PM (sBOL1)
I'm surprised she survived that headlong dive into the van.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2017 04:48 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2017 04:43 PM (wGgiq)
How was it then? By the time of Fall 1987 when I got there, it reminded me of that scene in "Escape From New York", when a girl tries to romance Snake Plissken (Kurt Russell) in a nasty building, only to have to Scavenger People rise up from the pipes underneath and take her away and Snake Plissken tries but fails to save her and then runs away, to be picked up by "Cabbie" (Ernest Borgnine)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 12, 2017 04:48 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 12, 2017 04:49 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: The Law Shool Faculty at January 12, 2017 04:49 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 12, 2017 04:49 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 12, 2017 04:47 PM (OzJeO)
Heard last night TFG is going to commute Chelsea Manning's sentence. I'm sure Bergdahl will be pardoned.
Barry has some serious trolling to do in a short amount of time.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:49 PM (PY9jH)
One of the 100s of extra WH staff king Putt added vs previous presidents.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 12, 2017 04:45 PM (dkExz)
Bush had a dog handler too as did Reagan.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 12, 2017 04:49 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 12, 2017 04:49 PM (S2V6F)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 04:49 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: Amtrak Employees Union at January 12, 2017 04:49 PM (LISuA)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/254387/
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 04:44 PM (r/0kC)
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Cuban-Americans went for Trump.
They need to be punished.
Gang-bangers from El Salvador are a different matter.
They are "dreamers."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2017 04:49 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 04:40 PM (bpfzP)
Well, it wasn't her dog. She shouldn't have tried that. Still, owners should know if the dog is prone to biting and warn people off.
Posted by: Lea at January 12, 2017 04:50 PM (lIU4e)
True?
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 12, 2017 04:50 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 12, 2017 04:50 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: MacGruber at January 12, 2017 04:50 PM (S+el1)
How long until the Fake News describes President Trump as embattled?
The Fake News loves using embattled to convey to their stupid viewers that this person is scandal-ridden and his days are numbered.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 04:51 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2017 04:51 PM (LISuA)
so the dog should have plenty of training even though the first family
are probably bad owners
If you have to hire somebody to take care of the dog, you shouldn't have a dog.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 12, 2017 04:51 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 12, 2017 04:51 PM (+v40j)
Sunny probably lives in a pen or cage and is only dragged out for photo ops.
Not well socialized at all, cuz who in that family would deign to spend time with their "pet".
Posted by: naturalfake
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BINGO
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 04:51 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2017 04:51 PM (Pz4pT)
Gang-bangers from El Salvador are a different matter.
They are "dreamers."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2017 04:49 PM (Nox3c)
Word.
Posted by: Freddy Krueger at January 12, 2017 04:51 PM (OzJeO)
And who won the "I, me, mine" pool? I had to be in the running; I said 65.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 04:51 PM (sBOL1)
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We expect to move from "chaotic transition" to "embattled Presidency" in eight days.
Posted by: The Propaganda Press at January 12, 2017 04:52 PM (LISuA)
I have a Good feeling that President Trump and his entire cabinet are biting their tongues until the 21st and then the fur is gonna fly.
I think we've only seen a glimpse of the attitude the Trump admin will have.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 04:53 PM (Z1+Wk)
Of all the explanations this seems the most likely. The poor mutt is a presidential stunt dog for special appearances. Neither of the daughters seem like they're inclined to take care of or play with a dog, nobody is ever seen walking the thing, and neither Obama adult seems like they're pet people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:53 PM (39g3+)
GQ will award TFG for something....
I'm sure Hollywood will come up with something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:53 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 12, 2017 04:54 PM (y3aQB)
1) Deeply unpopular President Elect
2) Chaotic Transition
3) Embattled President
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2017 04:54 PM (qUNWi)
... how about civilians in government get the fuck out of the Awarding Awards and Other Such Awardy Shit business ?
This shit does ... and always has ... reminded me of some Soviet Style Bullshit.
You know what Free Men should think about the President's Approval ? Not a fucking thing ... that's what. That cocksucker puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like me.
Same goes for this Command Performance at the White House bullshit. You wanna' hear me play ? Talk to my agent. I'm booked through summer.
No more of this Run to DC and gargle the CiC's nutsack bullshit. Enough.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 12, 2017 04:54 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Ruprecht at January 12, 2017 04:55 PM (6fZc+)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 12, 2017 04:51 PM (+v40j)
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And perhaps this is why the WH needs a fulltime dog-handler.
Where was s/he?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2017 04:55 PM (Nox3c)
Case in point: My wife and I have a dog that is a great watch dog to the point he will not tolerate strangers in the house when we're not home. The dog is also very protective of my wife and I.
The dog is devoted to my wife and I but anyone else he sees as a threat to either my wife and I will get attacked. And since it's easy for a dog to confuse an innocent gesture with a threat, we keep him away from people he doesn't know.
Then there is family. I cannot tell you how many times I've told family not to do certain thing with our dog only to have my instructions ignored. Nothing untoward has happened but then, my wife and I are very careful and if our dog starts looking stressed, he's locked away from everyone.
Posted by: Blake at January 12, 2017 04:55 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2017 04:55 PM (qUNWi)
She should get the Aunt Esther look a like award
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 04:55 PM (493sH)
In 2005, Rosato was charged with criminally harassing his wife. He spent two years in prison awaiting trial before he was diagnosed with Capgras syndrome, a condition that made him believe his wife and daughter had been replaced by impostors.
That's a weird story. I've never heard of Capgras syndrome before but I wonder if my wife has it. Last week I took the garbage out and she said "who are you and what have you done with my husband?!"
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2017 04:56 PM (LISuA)
Obama takes the wookie out on occasions.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 04:56 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 04:56 PM (xeeHA)
1) Deeply unpopular President Elect
2) Chaotic Transition
3) Embattled President
4) Controversial presidency
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 04:56 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2017 04:56 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:56 PM (39g3+)
I'm sure Hollywood will come up with something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:53 PM (PY9jH)
No doubt.He'll do a documentary on some favored lefty cause and they'll give him an Academy Award
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 12, 2017 04:57 PM (lKyWE)
Can't be. She's white.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 04:57 PM (JEyop)
Are you equating time's stupid person of the year to the presidential medal of freedom?
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 04:57 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 04:57 PM (sBOL1)
Was that you on the Top of the Sidebar, Ace?
Because : WAR
the minute I stop vomiting...
WAR
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:58 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: Paladin at January 12, 2017 04:58 PM (WujO7)
Posted by: Gnarley Marley at January 12, 2017 04:58 PM (IqV8l)
I'm sick of people referring to former members of government by the office they held. When you aren't the Secretary of State or Senator or whatever the hell you were, you are Mr., Mrs., Ms...whatever. We should say former such and such once just to acknowledge they held a certain office if they are speaking as an authority on something, other than that, just no.
Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2017 04:58 PM (hJamr)
Posted by: Blake at January 12, 2017 04:55 PM (qC1Sy)
Exactly. An attentive pet owner pays attention. I've never had a dog that would bite, but I've been around dogs that had tendencies and heard people give warnings. (I did have a friends dog attack us when we tried to break in the window, although maybe that was understandable...except that she lived there)
Posted by: Lea at January 12, 2017 04:58 PM (lIU4e)
2) Chaotic Transition
3) Embattled President
4) Controversial presidency
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT
Run with that. Until Trump takes to twitter.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 04:59 PM (qpKia)
A Sold Gold Bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:59 PM (OhOyF)
It was a shithole, but it was also filled with interesting people. It was more in control then than later on, although there was supposedly acid punch at the wine dinner just before I got there.
I met some fascinating and bright people, and one of the varsity 8 women's crew came to a wine dinner in a costume of plastic wrap, and she was magnificent.
On the other hand, I had a knife pulled on me by someone qho was robbing the drug dealer who lived in the next suite, and I got into a lot of fights with people who tried to steal and break in.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2017 04:59 PM (wGgiq)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/254387/
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 04:44 PM (r/0kC)
Any reason why this can't be reversed in oh, I don't know, 8 days or so?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 05:00 PM (JEyop)
Can you dance in union and do you have sufficient integrity?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 05:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 05:00 PM (JEyop)
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No reason at all. Not a one.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 05:01 PM (xeeHA)
Freedom of metal, if you will.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 12, 2017 05:01 PM (o7l6R)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 05:02 PM (r/0kC)
I am beginning to fear something nefarious may be in the works...
Posted by: Paladin at January 12, 2017 05:02 PM (WujO7)
This place can be every bit as bad as the fucking DU, I swear.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 05:02 PM (nUdSA)
http://tinyurl.com/zgd5yrn
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2017 05:02 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 12, 2017 04:57 PM (lKyWE)
Didn't he get an award for reading his book for the audio version?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 05:02 PM (493sH)
I'm sick of people referring to former members of government by the office they held. When you aren't the Secretary of State or Senator or whatever the hell you were, you are Mr., Mrs., Ms...whatever. We should say former such and such once just to acknowledge they held a certain office if they are speaking as an authority on something, other than that, just no.
Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2017 04:58 PM (hJamr)
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AMEN!
This is a particular peeve of mine.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2017 05:02 PM (Nox3c)
Can't be. She's white.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 04:57 PM (JEyop)
Obama loves to hang out with wealthy white progressives more than anyone else
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 12, 2017 05:03 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 05:01 PM (39g3+)
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Heck, we have 8 days, so sure! If that's all we need, we're golden. I was afraid I might have to be able to sing, which I can't.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 05:03 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 05:01 PM (39g3+)
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I won't dance. Don't ask me. (you have to think it with Fred Astaire's voice)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 05:03 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Paladin at January 12, 2017 05:02 PM (WujO7)
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I suppose Obama could make a play for President for Life but I don't think he'd like how it ended.
I mean, nobody would like it, but him least of all.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 05:04 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 12, 2017 05:04 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 05:04 PM (nUdSA)
I've never heard of stress causing a woman to have an extended period. Maybe she should go to a doctor, instead of blabbing about it to some media outlet?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 05:04 PM (8hICw)
need, we're golden. I was afraid I might have to be able to sing, which
I can't.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 05:03 PM (sBOL1)
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You dance, RondinellaMama can sing, and I'll go back to my plate-spinning. I have three Melmac plates left. That will have to do.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 05:04 PM (bpfzP)
The frission of their blowjobs is best.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2017 05:04 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 12, 2017 05:03 PM (lKyWE)
That's because they share the same values.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 05:04 PM (8hICw)
Ace, for petes sake, start a youtube channel.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 05:05 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2017 05:05 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 05:04 PM (bpfzP)
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I think it will have to be the three of us. I'm envisioning a sort of Supremes thing, complete with their outfits.
"ooooh, oooooh, tenement slum . . . "
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 05:06 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2017 05:06 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2017 05:05 PM (yx0Ld)
Thus becoming the holy roman emperor?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 05:06 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: President Limp and Quack at January 12, 2017 05:06 PM (16OL0)
I have a feeling we'll be seeing lots of menstrual "protest art" in the next week coming from exhibitionists and attention whores.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 05:07 PM (Z1+Wk)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/254387/
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 04:44 PM (r/0kC)
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My favorite part:
The official said the U.S. and Cuba have spent several months negotiating the change, including an agreement from Cuba to allow those turned away from the U.S. to return.
These people just floated across the Straits in rubber inner tubes and tied together pieces of lumber, and TFG offers them the right of "return", ie, arrest, beatings and starvation.
What a cynical ideologue, the bastard.
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2017 05:07 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2017 05:07 PM (yx0Ld)
"ooooh, oooooh, tenement slum . . . "
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 05:06 PM (sBOL1)
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Oh! Oh! I can do that! My mom can fix my hair into a beehive!
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 05:07 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 05:07 PM (r/0kC)
Podcats are old and dumb. Youtube livestream is the way to go -- because interactive.
Plus youtube is readily available for everyone and it's easy and familiar.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 05:09 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 05:07 PM (bpfzP)
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Perfect. My daughters will gleefully do the same for me.
I think all we'll need to do is watch a few Youtube videos and we'll be set. How hard can it be?
Oh, and we need those yuuuugge falsh eyelashes that look like caterpillars.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 05:09 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 05:02 PM (nUdSA)
Well, they seem to have hired a good one since the bush's dog never ate anyones face off that we know of.
Posted by: Lea at January 12, 2017 05:09 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Eromero at January 12, 2017 05:09 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Cancer at January 12, 2017 05:10 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 05:09 PM (sBOL1)
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And long white gloves? Or is it go-go boots? I think it's gloves. I'll check YouTube
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 05:10 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 05:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 05:10 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 05:10 PM (bpfzP)
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They were classy chicks. Long white gloves for sure.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 05:11 PM (sBOL1)
Napoleon had some accomplishments though....
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 05:07 PM (r/0kC)
What could have been though if only the Russians hadn't hacked him
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 12, 2017 05:11 PM (lKyWE)
If she'd stop masturbating with me,
that condition would clear up.
In the meantime, kill me! Please!!!
Posted by: Pine Cone at January 12, 2017 05:11 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 05:11 PM (bpfzP)
You know who's not mort?
Mannix.
Mike Connors is still alive and well at 91. Still married to his first wife. Almost 70 years. Bill OReilly had Mike Connors on the Factor 7 years ago. What a great guy.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 05:12 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 05:11 PM (bpfzP)
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I do! People still wear them. I think they are lovely.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 05:12 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Ran Dather at January 12, 2017 05:13 PM (h8+bL)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 05:13 PM (r/0kC)
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They do? I'll have to be more observant. It's such a nice way to wear your hair, if it's long enough.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 05:13 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 05:12 PM (sBOL1)
Oh....THAT kind of French Twist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2017 05:14 PM (wGgiq)
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2017 05:14 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 05:07 PM (r/0kC)
Barry: Did he put gays and trannies in his military? No. Some accomplishments
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 05:14 PM (493sH)
Posted by: IC at January 12, 2017 05:14 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Lea at January 12, 2017 05:09 PM (lIU4e)
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That's the thing.
Outside of daily routine care, the handlers are supposed to supervise those cutesy photo-ops with the doggeh.
The bite should never have happened.
Maybe the Obamas hired a campaign contributor or creative-writing major instead of someone with experience in dog-handling!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2017 05:14 PM (Nox3c)
ME TV is going to run Mannix again.I think all the episodes are available on YouTube.
Already started. Watched an episode last night.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 05:14 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2017 05:14 PM (wGgiq)
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What other kind is there? Or is this one of those things I shouldn't ask, shouldn't look up, and would be better off not knowing?
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 05:15 PM (sBOL1)
In The Immortal Words of John "Cactus Jack" Garner - a limerick
So what did the vice president get?
A Presidential Medal. That's it.
"For participation
And personification
Of that famed warm bucket of spit!"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2017 05:15 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2017 05:15 PM (hJamr)
Mannix drove a customized Toronado convertible. Hot.
The back seat was removed so they could add in some gadgets for the show, such as a hidden telephone!
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 05:16 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2017 05:16 PM (LBZrA)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 05:17 PM (r/0kC)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/254374/
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 05:18 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2017 05:18 PM (wGgiq)
Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2017 05:15 PM (hJamr)
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Hmm. Looks too complicated. I think we should stick with our plan of beehives and backup singers.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 05:18 PM (sBOL1)
Have the Yankees signed any good young starting pitchers today?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2017 05:19 PM (SjImc)
French Mistake while you twirl plates.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMK6lzmSk2o
Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2017 05:15 PM (hJamr)
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The part where he falls down the stairs? That's me spinning plates.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 05:19 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Pope Franky at January 12, 2017 05:19 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2017 05:19 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2017 05:19 PM (iRQQe)
I kind of liked him working for that company and was sad to read he leaves it after season one.
It was kinda convoluted, tho. Almost seemed like a quasi-govt agency.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 05:19 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2017 05:19 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2017 05:18 PM (wGgiq)
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I'm learning.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 05:19 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2017 05:20 PM (SjImc)
*puffs pipe wistfully*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 12, 2017 05:20 PM (8ZskC)
Beehives? Do you have those old, huge hair dryers like at the salons?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 05:20 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: Pope Franky at January 12, 2017 05:19 PM (Fmupd)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2017 05:21 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: IC at January 12, 2017 05:14 PM (a0IVu)
No, Michelle gets her walking papers on the 20th
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 05:21 PM (493sH)
Why do I have a feeling that we're about to have a poat by CBD?
Every time CBD appears in a thread, it's a harbinger for a nood by him soon.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 05:21 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 05:22 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2017 05:22 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 05:20 PM (qpKia)
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You don't?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 05:22 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 04:21 PM (qpKia)
******
tinyurl.com/skeetaur
Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2017 05:22 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 05:21 PM (493sH)
Hehehe..you so bad.
Posted by: IC at January 12, 2017 05:22 PM (a0IVu)
of Data Security and Not Falling Down In Public tomorrow. Stay tuned.
I don't care what everyone says, ace still has it.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2017 05:22 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2017 05:19 PM (SjImc)
Yup. Just had dinner in a 434 year old pub.
One of Charles Dickens' old haunts
And the beer was absolutely fantastic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2017 05:22 PM (wGgiq)
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 12, 2017 05:23 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: azjaeger at January 12, 2017 05:23 PM (rf0yo)
Posted by: toby the beagle at January 12, 2017 05:23 PM (lJXY3)
Just watched the movie Hidden Figures, really liked it. Katherine Johnson, one of the of the ladies that helped do the math for NASA during the space race, received a presidential medal of freedom in 2015. THAT sort of person deserves the award, not a paste eater.
Only film quibbles? The picture of her at the end getting the medal OF COURSE must include Obama giving it to her. Of course it must. And one of the power songs in the movie repeats the phrase "yes we can", I assume Pharrell's sly nod to Obama. Meh. Other than that I loved the soundtrack a lot. Costumes and sets were brilliant.
Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2017 05:23 PM (hvf9s)
Babies made without mothers
Well I've had sex with girls without them doing to much also? What's the expression? Oh yeah " Just laid there like a lox"?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2017 05:24 PM (SjImc)
Buzzfeed Breaking: Donald Trump paid LL Bean catalog models to stamp in pee-puddles dressed in nothing but duck-boots and barn coats
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 05:24 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2017 05:24 PM (LBZrA)
https://youtu.be/7zx89GX96ws
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 05:25 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2017 04:56
LOL, sounds like she could. When my wife realized I'd put everything out on the curb first thing after work, she came over, put her hand on my forehead and asked if I was feeling OK.
Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2017 05:25 PM (4bBUU)
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2017 05:26 PM (HgMAr)
Not Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Hillary will never be President.
Posted by: 7 days 19 hrs to noon Jan 20th! at January 12, 2017 05:26 PM (3hIZX)
Life is not fair.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 12, 2017 05:26 PM (+lVUW)
I met some fascinating and bright people, and one of the varsity 8 women's crew came to a wine dinner in a costume of plastic wrap, and she was magnificent.
On the other hand, I had a knife pulled on me by someone qho was robbing the drug dealer who lived in the next suite, and I got into a lot of fights with people who tried to steal and break in.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2017 04:59 PM (wGgiq)
For those following along in this "Inside Berkeley" thread between CharlieBrown'sDildo and myself, here is a link for some background:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrington_Hall_(Berkeley,_California)
I was there Fall 1987. By then, the infamous Acid Punch and Heroin Party, for which several people had to be taken away in ambulances, occurred. Lawsuits ensued and by the end of the semester May 1989 the place was shut down. Today, it is a completely remodeled private apartment bulding.
In fairness, no one was duped into drinking the LSD punch--I knew about it and I was the last person there to find out about anything going on.
Most of the time I just slept there and then went somewhere else to study.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 12, 2017 05:27 PM (ujg0T)
Read descriptions of what military personnel went through to get their medals, then tell me how the Hell the "journalists" aren't laughing their asses off at Biden getting this thing. To say that this is a participation trophy isn't enough.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 12, 2017 05:31 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 05:32 PM (j3c3j)
In Surprise Which Should Have Surprised No One At All, Barack Obama
Posted by: Arbalest at January 12, 2017 05:33 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 04:20 PM (493sH)
He noticed?
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 12, 2017 05:39 PM (gMcji)
Heard last night TFG is going to commute Chelsea Manning's sentence. I'm sure Bergdahl will be pardoned.
Barry has some serious trolling to do in a short amount of time.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:49 PM (PY9jH)
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Manning is likely to off him/her/xherself in a year or two.
Berhdahl will be looking over his shoulders (unless he goes lone wolf jihadi) the rest of his days.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 12, 2017 05:39 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: talgus da deplorable at January 12, 2017 06:12 PM (fJQAI)
Posted by: Cory at January 12, 2017 06:20 PM (CG5t8)
Posted by: UGAdawg at January 12, 2017 06:22 PM (HL3BI)
Posted by: SOMESASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 12, 2017 06:23 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2017 06:26 PM (zVnld)
Posted by: Skeptical Voter at January 12, 2017 06:41 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at January 12, 2017 06:47 PM (uvj0z)
Posted by: SaveFarris at January 12, 2017 07:02 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: John Kasich at January 12, 2017 07:03 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2017 04:58 PM (hJamr)
Wholly concur. We are not a monarchy, offices are not awarded for life, nor are titles hereditary.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 12, 2017 07:23 PM (o7l6R)
Posted by: Old Country Boy at January 13, 2017 02:22 PM (AzlMk)
ASS TATS..Biden's on his FOREHEAD...mooche already has 3
Posted by: saf at January 13, 2017 02:37 PM (+zN6H)
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