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New Democratic Senate Retard Demands to Know if CIA Will Be Bringing the War on Climate Change

"We're serious and reality-based!" the squealed using a secret language composed of balloon animals.


Here's a transcript and commentary from Ed Morrissey:

HARRIS: CIA Director Brennan, who spent a 25-year career at the CIA as an analyst, senior manager, and station chief in the field, has said that when, quote, "CIA analysts look for deeper causes of rising instability in the world," one of the causes those CIA analysts see as the -- is the impact of climate change. Do you have any reason to doubt the assessment of these CIA analysts?

POMPEO: Senator Harris, I haven't had a chance to read those materials with respect to climate change. I do know the agency's role there. Its role is to collect foreign intelligence, to understand threats to the world. That would certainly include threats from poor governance, regional instability, threats from all sources, and deliver that information to policymakers. And to the extent that changes in climatic activity are part of that, we'll deliver that information to you all and the president.

If I might remind you, Madame Senator, the CIA's most important goal is undermining President Trump and providing intelligence to Democratic office-seekers. We can't take our eyes off that ball.

Okay, I added in that last part. But it's true.

But Ms. Harris wasn't done with her tour-de-force of dumb quite yet. Because she had another pressing national security question to ask Pompeo -- whether or not he was a staunch ally of the LBQTwhatever community.

Posted by: Ace at 12:42 PM




Comments

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1 Not first

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at January 13, 2017 12:40 PM (oG0in)

2 Maybe I was. Fuck. My first ever.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at January 13, 2017 12:40 PM (oG0in)

3 Affirmative Action has Consequences.

Posted by: SLAYER! at January 13, 2017 12:41 PM (tdv0F)

4 Most of the Senators grandstanding at these hearings want to run for President in 2020. Harris, Gillibrand, Booker ...

I say bring 'em on. They can't win.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 12:41 PM (SIY7D)

5 Kamala Harris is a silly little bitch.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 12:41 PM (xeeHA)

6 Morning, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2017 12:41 PM (tdv0F)

7 Harris is reasonably attractive and probably not quite as dumb as she appears here.

Posted by: Pep at January 13, 2017 12:41 PM (PJ0jp)

8 2 Maybe I was. Fuck. My first ever.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz

you always remember your first

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 13, 2017 12:42 PM (/CIN4)

9 LBQTwhatever community.

What you did there, Ace. I see it.

Posted by: krakatoa at January 13, 2017 12:43 PM (RCS9o)

10 Although one does have to wonder if the Democrats offer their rising stars a class in how to get over their embarrassment at the things they're forced to do for the party

Posted by: Pep at January 13, 2017 12:43 PM (PJ0jp)

11 Queer Tornadoes Demand Respect!

Posted by: wooga at January 13, 2017 12:43 PM (S/nuS)

12 I think we see why Obama's done such a bang-up job-- the lefties are concerned with every drone advancing leftism rather than doing their job.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 12:43 PM (oVJmc)

13 who gets to break it to Ace, Paul Anka isn't not appearing at Inaugaration ?

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 13, 2017 12:43 PM (y3aQB)

14 That assumes of course that they are forced to do them

Posted by: Pep at January 13, 2017 12:43 PM (PJ0jp)

15 >>Harris is reasonably attractive and probably not quite as dumb as she appears here.


Do you not understand the words that are coming out of her mouth!?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2017 12:43 PM (tdv0F)

16 Michael Savage was right: Liberalism is a mental disorder.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 13, 2017 12:44 PM (xESbL)

17 She is just following her script...

Because she, as Calif. Attorney General, put LBQTIEIEO and Environmental Crap over law enforcement here...

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 13, 2017 12:44 PM (qf6WZ)

18 So...she's already working on a highlight reel for her presidential run on 2020?

She's not so much dumb as an uber-partisan.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 12:44 PM (NOIQH)

19 Keep track of her stupidity.
This is who the Dems are grooming to put up on 2020.
Yeah - this is the kind of idiot they're backing.

Posted by: Chi at January 13, 2017 12:44 PM (LUZrI)

20 I would have responded ' I don't quite understand your question. Do you expect the CIA to do something about the weather?'

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2017 12:44 PM (FO7Ul)

21 Maybe I was. Fuck. My first ever.

You fucked up your first first.

For this you shall be taunted.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 13, 2017 12:44 PM (mgbwf)

22 It's like all liberals. Stump them and they'll fall back to a wubbie position and insist you argue about that.

Middle aged white woman? Their uterus. No matter how often you say I don't care, they will insist on that battlefield.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (FuAhx)

23
Here's my answer: Look you stupid kunt all that lefty shit of the last 8 years is DOA starting January 20th. You want to ask me another question? Sure but first...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (493sH)

24 7 Harris is reasonably attractive and probably not quite as dumb as she appears here.

Posted by: Pep at January 13, 2017 12:41 PM (PJ0jp)

You don't live in Calif. do you?

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (qf6WZ)

25 What's really sad is that there are probably 50% of the people in this country who, on hearing this drooling word salad vomiting out of Harris' mouth, would be shaking their heads in absolute agreement.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (X6fMO)

26 Just remember when Kamela Harris was only an elected menace to California, two of her staffers were running a phony Masonic police force.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (KK3oF)

27 Harris is reasonably attractive and probably not quite as dumb as she appears here.

Posted by: Pep
------

It's just the standard politically-driven, fund-raising, media fodder. Calculated to stoke her tribe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (ZO497)

28 All I see is presidential material.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (zdM/+)

29 For the life of me I can not understand why some of these Republicans do not respond to dumb shit like this with "Eat shit and die you piss ant". She is never going to vote for any Republican anyway so why try to be polite?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (mpXpK)

30 I seem to recall zombie saying Kamala Harris is who the Dems want as a new leader. Maybe zombie could give us some background on her?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (NOIQH)

31 Harris is reasonably attractive

Oh I'd hit it.

Posted by: wooga at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (S/nuS)

32 And the effect of climate change on LGBTQRSTUVWYZ.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (IqV8l)

33 An upgrade over Barbara Boxer, I guess,
although that's a damn low bar

Posted by: Roman Maroni at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (vCA4F)

34 Trump's nominees are serious people with an agenda for the departments they'll lead. Mostly this means refocusing that department on its core mission, hold the Progressive Pandering.

IIRC some federal agency actually blamed the Syrian refugee crisis on Global Warming.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (SIY7D)

35 Col Kurtz to the barrel?

Probably should, just to be sure.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (tewYv)

36 I thought CIA stood for Climate Indoctrination Authoirty

Posted by: Kamala H at January 13, 2017 12:46 PM (Om16U)

37 Democrat priorities.

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2017 12:46 PM (r/0kC)

38 My comment from another thread that promptly died:

I'm still amazed about Sen. Kamala Harris (Retard - CA) deciding she needed to grill the CIA director nominee on his views on climate change. Hey, not like the Dems have a reputation for being unserious about national security.

Question for Sen. Harris. If the intelligence community released a report that climate change was all bunk and Michael Mann was a lying liar who made up everything he ever published, would we be required to believe the veracity of that report?

2017: The Beclown-ening

Posted by: deplorable shillelagh at January 13, 2017 12:46 PM (FIcZA)

39 Because she had another pressing national security question to ask Pompeo -- whether or not he was a staunch ally of the LBQTwhatever community.


I am reliably informed that the preferred abbreviation now is LGBTQIA.

Still trying to figure out what that one is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 12:46 PM (SRKgf)

40 Boy, she sure brought the stupid on her first day of class, and made sure there was enough for everybody!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 13, 2017 12:46 PM (nd1zx)

41 You should take the rest of the day off, Ace.

We all know anything of importance that is likely to happen in DC will be dumb beyond belief.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2017 12:46 PM (4ErVI)

42 Kamala Harris, as a Democrat, are you a staunch ally of brain damage?

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2017 12:46 PM (2Mnv1)

43 Ace, you on da money! It is definitely a priority of the gummint to undermine and destroy Trump.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2017 12:46 PM (zLDYs)

44 The Dems are in full fundraising kabuki theatre mode right now.
Obviously Climate Cultists is a prime money target

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 13, 2017 12:47 PM (Om16U)

45 https://tinyurl.com/zx4ottv



Justice Clarence Thomas to swear in Mike Pence at inauguration

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 13, 2017 12:47 PM (y3aQB)

46 The reason The Spy Who Came Out of the Cold, came out of the cold, was global warming.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 13, 2017 12:47 PM (hJrjt)

47 And just think: someone on her staff thought it'd be a good idea to prep those questions.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 13, 2017 12:47 PM (FuAhx)

48 I am reliably informed that the preferred abbreviation now is LGBTQIA.


I thought it was LBGTQWERTY.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 13, 2017 12:47 PM (xESbL)

49 L.G.B.T.M.O.U.S.E.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at January 13, 2017 12:47 PM (m3iiU)

50 You can thank California for electing this retard to the Senate. OTOH, in that regard she's a worthy successor to Barbara Boxer:

"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 12:48 PM (SRKgf)

51 I'm reasonably sure it's still LBGTWTFBBQ.

I think it's actually something like what Jay said, LGBTQIA, but I think there are two Q's, one for Queer and one for Questioning. I is Intersex and A is Ally, IIRC. I'm sure eventually we'll have one for every letter of the alphabet.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 13, 2017 12:48 PM (oZ6kz)

52 Every CIA talks about the weather but no CIA does anything about it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 13, 2017 12:48 PM (Nwg0u)

53 Kamala Harris, making Babs Boxer seem centrist.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2017 12:48 PM (KK3oF)

54 48 And just think: someone on her staff thought it'd be a good idea to prep those questions.
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 13, 2017 12:47 PM (FuAhx)



For her, it was. She was posing for her fellow retards here in CA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 12:48 PM (SRKgf)

55 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Senator 'That's Senator Boxer To You, Peon' Barbara Boxer, Senator, (Demented) CA at January 13, 2017 12:49 PM (nd1zx)

56 LGBTQWERTY. I stand corrected.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 13, 2017 12:49 PM (xESbL)

57 LGBLT on rye, hold the mayo.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 13, 2017 12:49 PM (oZ6kz)

58 Harris is reasonably attractive

**image search**

Meh. I've seen better.

Although compared to Nancy Pelosi or Scankles, she's practically a Miss Universe.

and probably not quite as dumb as she appears here.

She's a Democrat. And a senator. At that level, you're not smart enough to be trusted with anything sharper than a rubber ball.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2017 12:49 PM (X6fMO)

59 This would be sillier if Obama hadn't given federal agencies the directive to make climate change and diversity a priority, regardless of the agency's area of responsibility (see; NASA being about muslim outreach, the Navy spending a sh#t-ton of money on green fuel, etc..)

This is Harris attempting to imply that Trump's admin do the same.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 12:49 PM (NOIQH)

60
I'm shocked to find out that members of the Democrat Party aren't interested in the hard work of National Security.

Shocked, I say.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2017 12:49 PM (XWkhW)

61 35 Trump's nominees are serious people with an agenda for the departments they'll lead. Mostly this means refocusing that department on its core mission, hold the Progressive Pandering.

IIRC some federal agency actually blamed the Syrian refugee crisis on Global Warming.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (SIY7D)

====================

I don't think that you realize that heads of departments must never be interested in doing anything other than expanding its power.

This has been decreed by the progressive commentariat, which is a higher authority than the constitution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 12:49 PM (zdM/+)

62 52 I'm reasonably sure it's still LBGTWTFBBQ.

I think it's actually something like what Jay said, LGBTQIA, but I think there are two Q's, one for Queer and one for Questioning. I is Intersex and A is Ally, IIRC. I'm sure eventually we'll have one for every letter of the alphabet.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 13, 2017 12:48 PM (oZ6kz)

I think you have to, and have to include numbers, since facebook has 58(!) gender options.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 12:49 PM (8hICw)

63 7
Harris is reasonably attractive and probably not quite as dumb as she appears here.





Posted by: Pep at January 13, 2017 12:41 PM (PJ0jp)
Pep, she is my senator and sadly, yes, she is quite dumb and very rabidly a lefty.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2017 12:49 PM (a0IVu)

64 she's representing her constituents concerns well, sadly.

Posted by: brak at January 13, 2017 12:49 PM (guIHw)

65 Somewhere there's a young box of rocks thinking to itself, "I can become a senator someday, too!"

The box of rocks in the video looks very pleased with herself. I'm not sure why she would.

Posted by: Prudie, one-named and unashamed at January 13, 2017 12:49 PM (al6UK)

66 Uh oh.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2017 12:49 PM (4ErVI)

67 MPPPP to the Barrel stat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2017 12:50 PM (KK3oF)

68 40 Because she had another pressing national security question to ask Pompeo -- whether or not he was a staunch ally of the LBQTwhatever community.


I am reliably informed that the preferred abbreviation now is LGBTQIA.

Still trying to figure out what that one is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 12:46 PM (SRKgf)

I = "Intersex"
A = "Allies"

Sadly, I see way too much of this junk pushed all over the internet.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 13, 2017 12:50 PM (eriW1)

69 That's call me Senator Boxer!

Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2017 12:50 PM (oiNtH)

70 And Harris is supposed to be the big threat coming? She appears to be mentally handicapped.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2017 12:50 PM (LTHVh)

71 Climate Change made me stupid!

Posted by: Kamelalala Harris at January 13, 2017 12:50 PM (oVJmc)

72 Mary Poppins open your flying umbrella and retire to The Barrel.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2017 12:50 PM (4ErVI)

73 Did I read somewhere she ran opposed for the Senate?

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2017 12:50 PM (XoldI)

74 Kamala Harris is a fraud - I don't see any white facepaint.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 13, 2017 12:50 PM (oZ6kz)

75 Harris is reasonably attractive and probably not quite as dumb as she appears here.

Posted by: Pep at January 13, 2017 12:41 PM (PJ0jp)




Appearances can be very deceiving.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 12:51 PM (493sH)

76 58 Meh. I've seen better.

Although compared to Nancy Pelosi or Scankles, she's practically a Miss Universe.

and probably not quite as dumb as she appears here.

She's a Democrat. And a senator. At that level, you're not smart enough to be trusted with anything sharper than a rubber ball.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2017 12:49 PM (X6fMO)

=====================

I have a feeling he would agree with you. "Reasonably attractive" implies that there are more attractive people out there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 12:51 PM (zdM/+)

77 LGBTQ-5309.

Posted by: Kamelalala Harris at January 13, 2017 12:51 PM (oVJmc)

78 Bumped out of the barrel?

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2017 12:51 PM (XoldI)

79 I might take a teeny bit serious if they cancelled their vacations meetings in Davos and other locations and chose to teleconference.

We have the technology guys and gals.

At least make it LOOK like you're really concerned.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 12:51 PM (wo3jg)

80 "Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Those who died will vote D forever

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 13, 2017 12:52 PM (/CIN4)

81 70 And Harris is supposed to be the big threat coming? She appears to be mentally handicapped.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2017 12:50 PM (LTHVh)

Feature... not bug...

Idiocracy.... to the Left, its not a Cautionary Tale, its an instruction manual.

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 13, 2017 12:52 PM (qf6WZ)

82 And Harris is supposed to be the big threat coming? She appears to be mentally handicapped.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2017 12:50 PM (LTHVh)




Barry: That didn't stop me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 12:52 PM (493sH)

83
I'm reasonably sure it's still LBGTWTFBBQ.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 13, 2017 12:48 PM (oZ6kz)






I'm reasonably sure that someone is gonna come along and get bent out of shape for you disrespecting barbeque.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2017 12:52 PM (XWkhW)

84 >>>LGBLT on rye, hold the mayo.<<<

CTHLTBLT on toasted white. Club sammich

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2017 12:52 PM (2Mnv1)

85 I think it's actually something like what Jay said, LGBTQIA, but I think there are two Q's, one for Queer and one for Questioning. I is Intersex and A is Ally, IIRC. I'm sure eventually we'll have one for every letter of the alphabet.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 13, 2017 12:48 PM (oZ6kz)



The LGBTQIA one comes from last night's thread. It appears on a blurb from a local juco about a job opening, which specifies that applicants have to write an essay about how they've supported the LGBTQIA community.

Instead of continually adding letters, how about just calling them "people of confusion?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 12:52 PM (SRKgf)

86 I would laugh at the thought of this mental defective actually being a threat to run for POTUS in 4 years, but I laughed when they said that plucky little quadroon with his DNC speech would run for President someday, and we see how that went.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 13, 2017 12:52 PM (oZ6kz)

87 "And to the extent that changes in climatic activity are part of that, we'll deliver that information to you all and the president."


And thus are ludicrous, pernicious myths and delusions stipulated.


Pompeo's confirmation does not hang to any extent on his stipulating/playing along with the most ridiculous myths crippling the nation's dumbed-down "elites". By answering thus, he also puts himself in a much weaker position at subsequent hearings with the oversight committees - IF he does anything to purge the climate nonsense from actual IC work.


So, not just Standard Procedure Submissive Nominee. More likely a concrete hint of things to come, and not come.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2017 12:52 PM (QDnY+)

88 73 Did I read somewhere she ran opposed for the Senate?
Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2017 12:50 PM (XoldI)

====================

California rules. Top 2 vote getters in the open primary are on the ballot.

She ran against another Democrat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 12:52 PM (zdM/+)

89 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2017 12:52 PM (qUNWi)

90 she's representing her constituents concerns well, sadly.

Stop propping up California and they can get their concerns straightened out PDQ.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (oVJmc)

91 And just think: someone on her staff thought it'd be a good idea to prep those questions.

A good friend of mine's niece is an senior aide to Senator Dick 'Dick' Durbin of Illinois. He reports that she gets paid about $25,000 a year by good ol' Dickie, and has to moonlight as a hostess in an upscale restaurant in order to afford DC's high cost of living.

This is somebody with a law degree.

I doubt Kamalahahaha is paying her geniuses much more.

I'm guessing they're expecting to make it back someday in connections and graft.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (nd1zx)

92 Kamala Harris will go down as the first black male president!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (FqgrG)

93 Meanwhile, anybody in Vegas taking odds that Trump burns Langley to the ground after January 20th? He is PISSED.

Posted by: Jmel at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (D8g/D)

94 I'm reasonably sure it's still LBGTWTFBBQ.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 13, 2017 12:48 PM (oZ6kz)


No, no, it's LGBTNFLMVPSWAK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (SRKgf)

95 wow, this dunce just read this krep aloud, as pointed out by someone in the morning thread.

Just amazingly stupid. Or, eerily similar to version 1.0, that blows a fuse every time his telebinkies go offline.

If fif fif fif fif fif fif fif fif....

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - the zero hour approacheth at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (kVX3W)

96 Let them be. Let them expose their whacked ideas to the public. I'd tell them to bring it on. More more more.

This is why we have Trump.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (Fmupd)

97 I just want to point out that Kamala was a wrestler in the 80;s. Who maybe wore African face paint?

Posted by: Lea at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (lIU4e)

98 Speaking of dumb Lefties, Katy Perry has produced a pro-muslim PSA.
Didn't she start out as a Christian singer?

http://www.refinery29.com/2017/01/136095/katy-perry-muslim-psa

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (NOIQH)

99 Barrel time!

Avenge me!!!!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (X6fMO)

100 'Kamala' sounds like one of those re-invented African names developed in the 60's.

Google tells me it is Sanskrit / Indian in origin though

-
And means "reincarnated brainless water buffalo".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (Nwg0u)

101 Maybe she and Obama will embark on a torrid affair and will have no time to inundate us with their stupidity.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (a0IVu)

102 12 I think we see why Obama's done such a bang-up job-- the lefties are concerned with every drone advancing leftism rather than doing their job.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 12:43 PM (oVJmc)
---------------------------------
Actually, that's EXACTLY how the Left has been winning for decades. Advancing the Movement is the ONLY goal for them.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (Nox3c)

103 73 Did I read somewhere she ran opposed for the Senate?
Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2017 12:50 PM (XoldI)

Due to California's interesting system...

We had 2 choices for US Senate on the actual ballot...

Sanchez.... Democrat...
Harris.... Democrat...

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (qf6WZ)

104 Stop propping up California and they can get their concerns straightened out PDQ.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (oVJmc)



This is what we earnestly pray for.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 12:54 PM (SRKgf)

105 Is this Chris Matthews next leg tingle?


Not impressed.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2017 12:54 PM (qUNWi)

106 This is a fucking Senator, for crying out loud. I see buffoonery like this and I just want to throw my hands up and quit. I guess what's that they want.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 13, 2017 12:54 PM (Tyii7)

107 25 What's really sad is that there are probably 50% of the people in this country who, on hearing this drooling word salad vomiting out of Harris' mouth, would be shaking their heads in absolute agreement.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (X6fMO)


Yep.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 13, 2017 12:54 PM (vadqk)

108 And Harris is supposed to be the big threat coming? She appears to be mentally handicapped.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2017 12:50 PM (LTHVh)

==================

We'll see how well coaching and the MSM machine can work.

At least Obama is probably fairly intelligent (if intellectually lazy). Harris seems...like she couldn't fake it if her life depended on it. We'll see, I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 12:54 PM (zdM/+)

109 She's still smarter than Biden. If she is a box of rocks, Biden is a box of air.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2017 12:54 PM (FO7Ul)

110 Even if I were qualified, I could never make it through the hearings. I just would not be able to keep a straight face.

Posted by: Emmie at January 13, 2017 12:54 PM (xVuS6)

111 >> LBGTWTFBBQ


Probably Sigur Rós best album.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2017 12:55 PM (tdv0F)

112 Sanchez would not have been as much of a brain dead partisan hack ... but then again it is a very low bar.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2017 12:55 PM (KK3oF)

113 92 Kamala Harris will go down as the first black male president!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (FqgrG)



"As," "on," whatever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 12:55 PM (SRKgf)

114 109 She's still smarter than Biden. If she is a box of rocks, Biden is a box of air.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2017 12:54 PM (FO7Ul)

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At least Biden was able to look at a video of a Pennsylvania Trump rally and say, "We're screwed."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 12:55 PM (zdM/+)

115 I am getting attacked on FB by these left wing friends of an old left wing friend from college. The are out of their fuckin minds

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 12:55 PM (sRFAL)

116 I can't believe that these idiots are who "run things" in this country. Ok, I believe it but I can't accept it. We are fucked! I mean she a f'ing senator.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 13, 2017 12:56 PM (JNDQi)

117 I've got a hard-on for Anthropomorphic Global Warming (not the good kind). It's Fake Science, and violates every tenet of the Method.

It wasn't much of an issue in the campaign. I thought Hillary would bring it up, to get the BernieBots.

I'd love to see it exposed as it would also expose the sham of Academia.

Nearly every Michael Crichton novel has been made into a movie except State of Fear, his prescient 2004 novel about eco-terrorists. Why is that?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 12:56 PM (SIY7D)

118 Per many other morons above, snarkily dismissing Harris as a prez nominee makes little sense in 2017, unless one is just returning from a deep-space manned mission and has missed the "news" since 2007.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2017 12:56 PM (QDnY+)

119 TFG was a non-threatening dusky boy the lib ladies could get wet with; that shit won't fly with Kamala.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 13, 2017 12:56 PM (FuAhx)

120 115 I am getting attacked on FB by these left wing friends of an old left wing friend from college. The are out of their fuckin minds
Posted by: Nevergiveup

advice:

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Share everything he posts.

watch fireworks

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 13, 2017 12:56 PM (/CIN4)

121 Stop propping up California and they can get their concerns straightened out PDQ.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (oVJmc)




PDQ? So now it's LGBTQPDQ?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 12:56 PM (493sH)

122 If it's a super villain in a lair with a weather, I mean climate machine, hells yeah that's CIA stuff

Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 13, 2017 12:56 PM (nFwvY)

123 And Harris is supposed to be the big threat coming? She appears to be mentally handicapped.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2017 12:50 PM (LTHVh)



Feature, not a bug. Because of it she naturally relates to Democrat voters, who are called "The Left" because that's their position on the bell curve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 12:56 PM (SRKgf)

124 103 73 Did I read somewhere she ran opposed for the Senate?
Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2017 12:50 PM (XoldI)

Due to California's interesting system...

We had 2 choices for US Senate on the actual ballot...

Sanchez.... Democrat...
Harris.... Democrat...
Posted by: Don Quixote at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (qf6WZ)

Oh... and since you had to be a Republican to vote in the Republican primary....

The vast majority of Independent Conservatives (the Repubs party here suckzors)... stayed home on primary day... thus not having an input on the two who would be on the ballot for Senator.

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 13, 2017 12:56 PM (qf6WZ)

125 Interesting term, seen in a comment over on the site that was mocking the "I Will Survive" Celebritard video:

"Virtue Douching"... or basically what the smug preening actor types engaged in by making the video.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - the zero hour approacheth at January 13, 2017 12:57 PM (kVX3W)

126 115 I am getting attacked on FB by these left wing friends of an old left wing friend from college. The are out of their fuckin minds
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 12:55 PM (sRFAL)

====================

Facebook? Well, there's your problem.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 12:57 PM (zdM/+)

127 25 What's really sad is that there are probably 50% of the people in
this country who, on hearing this drooling word salad vomiting out of
Harris' mouth, would be shaking their heads in absolute agreement.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM (X6fMO)


Look at that DENIER! I'm so much smarter than him, I bet he doesn't even watch the Daily Show!

Posted by: Drooling retard (D) at January 13, 2017 12:57 PM (guIHw)

128 I really need to know if the CIA can wash my Trans Am without leaving water spots.

Posted by: Joey 'Buzz Bonghit' Biden at January 13, 2017 12:57 PM (JTU11)

129 101 Maybe she and Obama will embark on a torrid affair and will have no time to inundate us with their stupidity.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (a0IVu)


*loud laughter*

-Reggie Love and Larry Sinclair

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2017 12:57 PM (4ErVI)

130 I am getting attacked on FB by these left wing friends of an old left
wing friend from college. The are out of their fuckin minds


Yeah, the crazy juice is definitely loose.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 13, 2017 12:57 PM (Tyii7)

131 Allahu Akbar roughly translates to Holy fuck is it hot!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 12:57 PM (/tuJf)

132 PDQ? So now it's LGBTQPDQ?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 12:56 PM (493sH)



Whatever happened to LGBTBYOB?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 12:57 PM (SRKgf)

133
I can't believe that these idiots are who "run things" in this country. Ok, I believe it but I can't accept it. We are fucked! I mean she a f'ing senator.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 13, 2017 12:56 PM (JNDQi)








Regardless of party, the title "Senator" translates to "Oh thank goodness I don't have any responsibilities or have to work for a living anymore"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2017 12:57 PM (XWkhW)

134 Question: does her status as borderline retarded make Kamala Harris more attractive or less attractive?

Posted by: wooga at January 13, 2017 12:57 PM (S/nuS)

135 You're welcome... again.

Posted by: California Exports at January 13, 2017 12:57 PM (HgMAr)

136 Shiela Jackson Lee better watch out, she has a challanger for Stupidist Diverse Vagina on Capitol Hill.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 13, 2017 12:58 PM (FeQVL)

137 NGU, unless like so many (so I'm told) FB is a unique tool for "staying in touch with people" - since phones, email, and written messages apparently are unavailable to some poor souls - one might almost wonder ...... why even spar with these idiots at all?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2017 12:58 PM (QDnY+)

138 Kamehameha Harris is historic as the first Senator named after a DBZ maneuver.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 13, 2017 12:58 PM (oZ6kz)

139 I wonder if Black America would be as enthused about voting for a Black woman as they were about voting for a Black man?

Misogyny is strong among Black men.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2017 12:58 PM (wGgiq)

140 Donkeys love the little perverts
All the perverts in the world
LGBT and Q
They are precious to me and you
Donkeys love the little perverts of the world

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 13, 2017 12:58 PM (Nwg0u)

141 What's the environmental impact of draining the swamp?

Posted by: Regular joe at January 13, 2017 12:58 PM (ROIz5)

142 133
Regardless of party, the title "Senator" translates to "Oh thank goodness I don't have any responsibilities or have to work for a living anymore"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2017 12:57 PM (XWkhW)

====================

Unrelated...but anyone want to help me become South Carolina's new junior senator?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (zdM/+)

143 136 Shiela Jackson Lee better watch out, she has a challanger for Stupidist Diverse Vagina on Capitol Hill.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad

That's not a 2 person race

Posted by: Al Franken at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (/CIN4)

144 So, General Mattis, China's General Tso has developed a highly advanced, and I might add, tasty chicken recipe. What chicken recipe do plan to devise in response? Or do you plan to do nothing, because you feel that "cooking is women's work"? Or perhaps you feel that I have an affinity for chicken, simply because I am an African American?

(Hah! Bet you never saw that one comin', whitey! You go girl! Stick it to the man!)

Posted by: Kamala Harris at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (vP09u)

145 Even if the Affortable Hellthcare Act is repealed by that idiot Trumpp, that "fart-Tubing" will still be legal in Brattleboro. Thank You...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (Fbj4h)

146 IF Kamala Harris, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Cynthia McKinney met each other in an elevator, what would happen?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (KK3oF)

147 It's hard to believe this level of stupidity exists. I mean, how can Democrats dress themselves, or put food in their mouths?

Perhaps they've developed edible clothing so they don't have to make choices.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (MZcWR)

148 112 Sanchez would not have been as much of a brain dead partisan hack ... but then again it is a very low bar.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2017 12:55 PM (KK3oF)



And at least the Senate grounds would have been well-groomed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (SRKgf)

149
This pseudo-intellectual gas bag with the flapping wind hole above her chin is probably the Democrat candidate to beat in 2020.

Like a pinata. . . that Mexico will pay for.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (mbhDw)

150 139 I wonder if Black America would be as enthused about voting for a Black woman as they were about voting for a Black man?

Misogyny is strong among Black men.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2017 12:58 PM (wGgiq)

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Without the first black person overall appeal? I'm somewhat doubtful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (zdM/+)

151 Cameltoe Harris is nuthin'. Now my man Cory Booker--he's learned a lot from me, and he'll make a great President.

He's got the T-Bone Guaran-T!

Posted by: T-Bone at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (77i7V)

152 An aide decided that they needed a gotcha question so they came up with something off the wall. They wrote up a script and handed it to Kamala. She read the words in front of her and got some face time. The substance wasn't important; they just had to get her on TV, and they did. Thus the sausage is made, one annoying hearing at a time.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 13, 2017 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

153 146 IF Kamala Harris, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Cynthia McKinney met each other in an elevator, what would happen?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (KK3oF)



We'd have a stupidity criticality event.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:00 PM (SRKgf)

154 LGBT_Deer_Monkey

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2017 01:00 PM (IqV8l)

155 So, General Mattis, China's General Tso has developed a highly advanced,
and I might add, tasty chicken recipe. What chicken recipe do plan to
devise in response? Or do you plan to do nothing, because you feel that
"cooking is women's work"? Or perhaps you feel that I have an affinity
for chicken, simply because I am an African American?


I LOL'd.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 13, 2017 01:00 PM (nd1zx)

156 IF Kamala Harris, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Cynthia McKinney met each other in an elevator, what would happen?

a vacuum

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 13, 2017 01:00 PM (Tyii7)

157 144 So, General Mattis, China's General Tso has developed a highly advanced, and I might add, tasty chicken recipe. What chicken recipe do plan to devise in response? Or do you plan to do nothing, because you feel that "cooking is women's work"? Or perhaps you feel that I have an affinity for chicken, simply because I am an African American?

(Hah! Bet you never saw that one comin', whitey! You go girl! Stick it to the man!)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (vP09u)

======================

"I'D vote for her!"
-Paul Krugman

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:00 PM (zdM/+)

158 146 IF Kamala Harris, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Cynthia McKinney met each other in an elevator, what would happen?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (KK3oF)


They'd drown in a pool of melted Jheri Curl?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 01:00 PM (mbhDw)

159
Nearly every Michael Crichton novel has been made into a movie except State of Fear, his prescient 2004 novel about eco-terrorists. Why is that?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 12:56 PM (SIY7D)







Because in State of Fear, the Martin Sheen character gets dismembered and eaten by cannibals. Hollywood doesn't like being mocked.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2017 01:00 PM (XWkhW)

160 And at least the Senate grounds would have been well-groomed.


I think she's kinda hawt, but do we have reliable information about her grooming habits?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 13, 2017 01:01 PM (mgbwf)

161 New name for her - Kamalamadingding?

Posted by: Chi at January 13, 2017 01:01 PM (LUZrI)

162 It was hard finding a bigger idiot than Loretta Sanchez to send to the Senate. But I'm proud to say that we Californians rose to the challenge!

Posted by: junior at January 13, 2017 01:01 PM (XJqcQ)

163 152 An aide decided that they needed a gotcha question so they came up with something off the wall. They wrote up a script and handed it to Kamala. She read the words in front of her and got some face time. The substance wasn't important; they just had to get her on TV, and they did. Thus the sausage is made, one annoying hearing at a time.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 13, 2017 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

====================

"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
-Ron Burgundy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:01 PM (zdM/+)

164 This is just more crap that makes me willing to not fight for a State as valuable and beautiful as California. Calexit !!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2017 01:01 PM (FO7Ul)

165 155 So, General Mattis, China's General Tso has developed a highly advanced,
and I might add, tasty chicken recipe. What chicken recipe do plan to
devise in response? Or do you plan to do nothing, because you feel that
"cooking is women's work"? Or perhaps you feel that I have an affinity
for chicken, simply because I am an African American?

I LOL'd.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 13, 2017 01:00 PM (nd1zx)


Sounds like a plot line from "What's Up, Tiger Lily?"

"Mayonnaise, Bwahahaha!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 01:01 PM (mbhDw)

166
Unrelated...but anyone want to help me become South Carolina's new junior senator?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Posted by: Princess Lindsay at January 13, 2017 01:01 PM (77i7V)

167 Sen. Kamala-Toe replenishes my wetlands

Posted by: Regular joe at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (ROIz5)

168 Pet Rocks and Kamala Harris -- I'm sensing a connection.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (gAXee)

169 IF Kamala Harris, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Cynthia McKinney met each other in an elevator, what would happen?

Obviously would result in a black hole event horizon.

It's science!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (nd1zx)

170 155 So, General Mattis, China's General Tso has developed a highly advanced,
and I might add, tasty chicken recipe. What chicken recipe do plan to
devise in response? Or do you plan to do nothing, because you feel that
"cooking is women's work"? Or perhaps you feel that I have an affinity
for chicken, simply because I am an African American?

I LOL'd.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 13, 2017 01:00 PM (nd1zx)


The next round of questioning will involve a pointed exchange over Mattis's preference for watermelon flavored laffy taffy.

I mean, what are you saying here General?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (4ErVI)

171 152 An aide decided that they needed a gotcha question so they came up with something off the wall. They wrote up a script and handed it to Kamala. She read the words in front of her and got some face time. The substance wasn't important; they just had to get her on TV, and they did. Thus the sausage is made, one annoying hearing at a time.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 13, 2017 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

"See? I care, deeply about the LGBTQABCWTFBBQ community!"

~ Sen. Harris

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (8hICw)

172 >>>Probably Sigur Ros best album

Do they have any good songs besides the one used in the submarine scene from the Life Aquatic? Everything else sounds like a dumpster full of rusty mufflers being pushed down the stairs.

Posted by: wooga at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (S/nuS)

173 She should have asked whether the CIA is going to do something about the depiction of women in video games with big breasts.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (tewYv)

174 Obama in heels.

Posted by: V the K at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (O7MnT)

175 "58 Harris is reasonably attractive

**image search**

Meh. I've seen better."


Yeah. If we are limiting ourselves to loony Dem politicians, I'd take the crazy jailbird AG from Pennsylvania. She at least looks like fun in the sack.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (OD2ni)

176 #ThisIsWhyTrump

Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (q177U)

177 'Once upon a time there was an engineer
drove a locomotive while he fucked a deer
accompanied by a monkey whowould sit on a stool
watching everything the engineer would move'

Posted by: Deer Fucking Monkey and the Engineer at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (tdv0F)

178 She's definitely a 1 on a scale of 0 to 1. I'll give her that.

I believe she is VERY likely to be the Democratic nominee in 2020. If I made odds, she'd be my current favorite.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (xeeHA)

179 She'll be running for preezy in 2020.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2017 01:03 PM (PY9jH)

180 "as I noted, if dossier had been on a Clinton, journos would have been FIRED for not immediately reporting on it."

-Eric Boehlert on Twitter


He put "fired" in all caps so you'd know he was serious and not more full of shit than a PortaPotty at a state fair.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 13, 2017 01:03 PM (J4nVH)

181 It's science!

Only if Neal DeGracias Tieson was also there.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2017 01:03 PM (KK3oF)

182 I wonder if Black America would be as enthused about voting for a Black woman as they were about voting for a Black man?

Misogyny is strong among Black men.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2017 12:58 PM (wGgiq)



She also married to a white guy. Doubt that will play well in certain communities.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 01:03 PM (493sH)

183 134 Question: does her status as borderline retarded make Kamala Harris more attractive or less attractive?

Let's be honest ... she's still a One on the ScoggDog Binary Scale.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 01:03 PM (QCwhW)

184 >>Posted by: wooga at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (S/nuS)


I don't know. I stole that joke from AtC!

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2017 01:03 PM (tdv0F)

185 178 She's definitely a 1 on a scale of 0 to 1. I'll give her that.

I believe she is VERY likely to be the Democratic nominee in 2020. If I made odds, she'd be my current favorite.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (xeeHA)

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I'd say that there will be heavy establishment pressure to get her the spot with a strong grassroots effort from the fringe left.

If Biden decides to run, though, that may suck all of the oxygen out of the room in a similar way that Hillary did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:04 PM (zdM/+)

186 He put "fired" in all caps so you'd know he was serious and not more full of shit than a PortaPotty at a state fair.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 13, 2017 01:03 PM (J4nVH)

I'm surprised there aren't a ton of exclamation points after that. Must have ignored the style guide.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 01:04 PM (xeeHA)

187 As MPPP notes with alarm and disgust above, note that a large portion of the country will greet Harris' questions with approval and even enthusiasm.


THIS is one reason someone in Pompeo's position (his confirmation does not depend on Harris or most of her colleagues) has a lot of latitude.


Yeah yeah standard procedure is to bob and weave and conciliate in confirmation hearings. And as the template from the Dems has become more extreme and delusional - and that idiocy has actually now widely infected actual govt. policy and activity - this standard procedure is not smart.


The heat will be coming on this idiocy in the oversight committees (hearings you won't hear or see). Pompeo is not making his life any easier here, actually most likely the opposite.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2017 01:04 PM (QDnY+)

188 184 >>Posted by: wooga at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (S/nuS)


I don't know. I stole that joke from AtC!
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2017 01:03 PM (tdv0F)

garrett is Amy Schumer???

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:04 PM (8hICw)

189 Harris is the reason the ball gag was invented.

Posted by: Man Clog at January 13, 2017 01:04 PM (nN3W/)

190 183 134 Question: does her status as borderline retarded make Kamala Harris more attractive or less attractive?

Let's be honest ... she's still a One on the ScoggDog Binary Scale.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 01:03 PM (QCwhW)

Negative GhostRider, the pattern is full....

She definitely falls under the 'don't stick yer dick in Crazy' exception....

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 13, 2017 01:05 PM (qf6WZ)

191 179 She'll be running for preezy in 2020.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

her along with every D half-wit who thinks it will be easy to win against Orange Jesus.

Will make the R line-up from 2016 seem short

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 13, 2017 01:05 PM (/CIN4)

192 182

She also married to a white guy. Doubt that will play well in certain communities.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 01:03 PM (493sH)

And yet, I give you Warren Wilhelm, alcalde de Nueva York.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 01:05 PM (mbhDw)

193 Kamala Harris is somebody that should be getting me coffee.

Posted by: Barack Obama, The Forever President at January 13, 2017 01:06 PM (nd1zx)

194 I can picture Corey Booker and Kamala Harris in a cage match for preezy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2017 01:06 PM (PY9jH)

195 I do think she's relatively hot.

But, oy vey! The stupid! And she's one of their new rising stars!

Posted by: Kensington at January 13, 2017 01:06 PM (Cw3TC)

196 51 I'm reasonably sure it's still LBGTWTFBBQ.

I think it's actually something like what Jay said, LGBTQIA, but I think there are two Q's, one for Queer and one for Questioning. I is Intersex and A is Ally, IIRC. I'm sure eventually we'll have one for every letter of the alphabet.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 13, 2017 12:48 PM (oZ6kz)


I would have guessed that I stood for Idiotic.

Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2017 01:06 PM (zoehZ)

197 I'd say that there will be heavy establishment pressure to get her the spot with a strong grassroots effort from the fringe left.

If Biden decides to run, though, that may suck all of the oxygen out of the room in a similar way that Hillary did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:04 PM (zdM/+)
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Maybe. As silly as it seems to me, he is considered one of the "adults" in the room for the Dems. Personally, I see Biden v Harris ending up a lot more like Hillary in 2008 than in 2016.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 01:06 PM (xeeHA)

198 Of course the idiot savants on 4Chan are going to push unwitting SJWs to add letters to LGBTQIA again and again until it spells out something heinous from the Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2017 01:06 PM (VdICR)

199 "...rising instability in the world," one of the causes those CIA analysts see as the -- is the impact of climate change. Do you have any reason to doubt the assessment of these CIA analysts?"
.............

Yeah, because they're dumbshits and will be fired as soon as I take over.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2017 01:07 PM (HgMAr)

200 I'll bet she was sooo proud of herself for asking this "gotcha" question that she thought no backwards conservative had ever considered.

That's more important to her than looking into the question, "maybe they don't consider it because it has as much to do with espionage as the fate of the delta smelt, or the morality of pate de fois gras".

Someone this immature isn't qualified to be president. She's a narcissistic high school girl.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2017 01:07 PM (vP09u)

201 These people are nuts.

Posted by: Lauren at January 13, 2017 01:07 PM (WezLu)

202 179 She'll be running for preezy in 2020.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2017 01:03 PM (PY9jH)


Dark-ish horse candidate. Cory Blucher was grandstanding so hard at the Sessions hearing it was embarrassing. This is no different.

As of this point, I say the Democrats have no bench at all. If Trump is just a fraction as successful in getting his way, the Dems will get their asses handed to them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 01:07 PM (mbhDw)

203 193 Kamala Harris is somebody that should be getting me coffee.
Posted by: Barack Obama, The Forever President at January 13, 2017 01:06 PM (nd1zx)

Cigars....

Posted by: Bill Clinton... at January 13, 2017 01:08 PM (qf6WZ)

204 She definitely falls under the 'don't stick yer dick in Crazy' exception....

We've covered this. Other than the Chicken, Couch, and Toaster ... what exactly CAN I stick my dick in that AIN'T crazy ?

Stop bringing me problems. I need SOLUTIONS, damn it !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 01:08 PM (QCwhW)

205 @197 Maybe. As silly as it seems to me, he is considered one of the "adults" in the room for the Dems. Personally, I see Biden v Harris ending up a lot more like Hillary in 2008 than in 2016.
-----------------

It's been discussed here in the past that Biden is good at making himself look like a buffoon while he simultaneously sticks the knife under your ribs.

Posted by: junior at January 13, 2017 01:08 PM (XJqcQ)

206 Well, I say good for her! Let's award her a Presidential Medal of Freedom before we run out of them!!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 13, 2017 01:08 PM (qJhUV)

207 She's a narcissistic high school girl.

The Democrats are a party of narcissistic middle school girls.

Posted by: V the K at January 13, 2017 01:08 PM (O7MnT)

208 If Kamala Harris, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Cynthia McKinney met each other in an elevator, what would happen?

Two words.

Total. Protonic. Reversal.

Posted by: Joey 'Buzz Bonghit' Biden at January 13, 2017 01:08 PM (JTU11)

209 Three years is PLENTY of time for the fresh face of today to be washed up and a non-starter by election season.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 01:08 PM (oVJmc)

210 173 She should have asked whether the CIA is going to do something about the depiction of women in video games with big breasts.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (tewYv)

Wait -- there are games with big breasts? How do you get them in the console?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 13, 2017 01:08 PM (RD7QR)

211 196 51 I'm reasonably sure it's still LBGTWTFBBQ.
I think it's actually something like what Jay said, LGBTQIA, but I think there are two Q's, one for Queer and one for Questioning. I is Intersex and A is Ally, IIRC. I'm sure eventually we'll have one for every letter of the alphabet.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 13, 2017 12:48 PM (oZ6kz)
I would have guessed that I stood for Idiotic.
Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2017 01:06 PM (zoehZ)



No, no. It's something about homos from Iowa, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:08 PM (SRKgf)

212 Deplorable Jay Guevara @ 39- What is a Lgbtqia?
Why son, that is the name of the newest female babygirl borneded on Janawary firstest of dis year.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2017 01:09 PM (zLDYs)

213 She is the female obama. Is it any wonder that Putin gains the upper hand with these people in charge.

Posted by: ejo at January 13, 2017 01:09 PM (il4FI)

214 Didn't she also ask if Muzzies working in the CIA would have job protection?

Pompeo is going to have his hands full cleaning out the Muslim Brotherhood operatives Barry and his merry band of half wits stocked the CIA with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2017 01:09 PM (PY9jH)

215 197 Maybe. As silly as it seems to me, he is considered one of the "adults" in the room for the Dems. Personally, I see Biden v Harris ending up a lot more like Hillary in 2008 than in 2016.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 01:06 PM (xeeHA)

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Biden being Hillary in the analogy, I assume?

I can see that, but Biden can form actual connections with people which Hillary never could. He might not have ever gotten very close to winning a presidential primary, but he has the stature of former Vice President now. Combine that with his charm (which does work on many people), and you've got a much more competent package than Hillary ever was.

Also, the 2008 election had the media go whole hog for Obama. It's no doubt that if Harris were the nominee, the MSM would cover up every sin of her past, but will she engender the same support from the MSM as Obama did?

I honestly don't know, but my guess would lean towards no.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:09 PM (zdM/+)

216 "Mizz Harris, climate change is indeed a great threat.

Actually, not the climate itself, but the ignorant commie mafia that uses that fearmongering myth to kneecap our industry, while foreign governments like China laugh at our ignorant and/or corrupt politicians.

So one of my highest priorities will be to determine which politicians are being bribed by foreign governments to propel this ridiculous notion that our resources should be wasted on fighting the climate, which only undermines our ability to combat our real foreign and domestic enemies.

thank you for that ridiculous question."

Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2017 01:09 PM (/aIFg)

217 Yo, Pompeo! Get woke!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at January 13, 2017 01:09 PM (vP09u)

218 209 Three years is PLENTY of time for the fresh face of today to be washed up and a non-starter by election season.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 01:08 PM (oVJmc)


I would remind you that Trump is also a fresh face in this context. But, I have faith.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 01:09 PM (mbhDw)

219 206 Well, I say good for her! Let's award her a Presidential Medal of Freedom before we run out of them!!
Posted by: tu3031 at January 13, 2017 01:08 PM (qJhUV)



One Nobel Peace Prize, comin' up!

Posted by: Retarded Norwegian Peace Prize Committee at January 13, 2017 01:10 PM (SRKgf)

220
So, General Mattis, China's General Tso has developed a highly advanced, and I might add, tasty chicken recipe. What chicken recipe do plan to devise in response?



General Mattis napalm chicken

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 13, 2017 01:10 PM (lKyWE)

221 Urgh, no sooner do I get worked up about this horrid Senatebitch in the last thread than Ace posts one actually about her!

OK, my ultimate Right Porn for you all:

Imagine Commielah Harris and Kirsten Gillibrand, the two most irritating yet still sort of attractive Senatebitches, stripped, with each one's wrists cuffed to the other one's ankles, dildo gags strapped into each of their mouths.....I think their heights are similar.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 01:10 PM (ujg0T)

222 >>It's been discussed here in the past that Biden is good at making himself look like a buffoon while he simultaneously sticks the knife under your ribs.

Biden's mad political skillz have been way overblown. He's run for President twice and both times got to wear his ass as a hat.

And I don't care what anyone says, he looked like a monkey fucking a deer in that debate with Ryan. Laughing through your giant donkey teeth is not winning a debate unless your a Democrat.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 01:10 PM (/tuJf)

223 her along with every D half-wit who thinks it will be easy to win against Orange Jesus.

Will make the R line-up from 2016 seem short

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 13, 2017 01:05 PM (/CIN4)

Kinda depends on how well Trump does, doesn't it? If, in spite of the Dems and the GOPe's best efforts, the economy is doing well, companies have come back because the corporate tax rate has been cut and illegals are not pouring into the country, it'll be tougher to find candidates who will be willing to run...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 01:11 PM (ZM2xo)

224 >>Pompeo is going to have his hands full cleaning out the Muslim Brotherhood operatives Barry and his merry band of half wits stocked the CIA with.


Bacon wrapped hors d'voeurs at the Welcome Dinner.

Keep your head on a swivel.

Take notes.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2017 01:11 PM (tdv0F)

225 Senator Harris, how often do you fly from Washington DC to California or the reverse?
Twice a week?
Well, if you aren't serious about Global Warming, why should the CIA have any interest?

Posted by: JB1000 at January 13, 2017 01:11 PM (16OL0)

226 "Harris is reasonably attractive and probably not quite as dumb as she appears here."

I'm behind enemy lines here in Californistan, and let me give the Horde fair warning: Kamala Harris is even more racist and more unhinged than you think she is. She will support alien invaders over citizens, sexual deviants of every flavor over normal men, women, and children, welfare loafers over tax-paying wage-earners, violent criminals over law-abiding citizens, climate-change fanatics over reasonable people, and the wrong side of every argument over the right one. She's farther left than Warren, Ellison, or anyone else. She is Marilyn Mosby without the spectacular public screw-up.

In short, she is the personal embodiment of every reason to let California secede from the Union and crater without taking the rest of the country with it. MARK MY WORDS, you can expect nothing but angry rhetoric and grandstanding from this bitch for the next four years. Brick-headed stupidity has a new face in the Federal legislature, and it's still from Californistan.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 13, 2017 01:11 PM (iIzG7)

227 Her question wasn't any more dumber than Warren's question to Carson insinuating the Trump boys just cannot wait to get their hands on all that nice, juicy HUD money for Section 8 housing. I mean seriously, from luxury $1000 a night hotels to Section 8 housing?? Use your brains, Senator.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2017 01:11 PM (a0IVu)

228 Kamela Harris is NOT doing Women's Sufferage ANY favors.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deploribus Unum at January 13, 2017 01:11 PM (Ftuf+)

229 Someone will be the D nominee in 2020. The Ds don't have a credible Governor to run except maybe Deval Patrick (Andrew Cuomo -- heh!)

So it'll likely be a Senator. On current trajectory, White Straight Males need not apply (I'm looking at you Timmie).

So Harris is actually a contender.

Obama will likely have a big hand in who gets picked. But he's already poisoned the well in lots of ways. Most Americans don't want a repeat, even if Obama exits with nominally high approval ratings.

Also, Harris isn't Black Black. And she's not smart.

If Trump has a decent four years he'll be unbeatable in 2020. The negative branding will mostly be washed away. He'll get 40% of the minority vote, even with a Harris running.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 01:11 PM (SIY7D)

230 Curmudgeon ... you've got talent.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 01:11 PM (QCwhW)

231 202
As of this point, I say the Democrats have no bench at all. If Trump is just a fraction as successful in getting his way, the Dems will get their asses handed to them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 01:07 PM (mbhDw)

======================

Which is why I keep thinking that the establishment of the Democratic Party will do everything they can to get Biden the nomination.

They can read the electoral map from 2016 as well as anyone, and they're most likely very concerned about the sudden collapse of the blue wall. If they decide to try to win that back (which could mean turning just a few tens of thousands of votes across three states) they will want someone who can appeal to the lost voters. Biden fits that bill better than anyone else mentioned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:11 PM (zdM/+)

232 Oh to be a manager at CIA calling the analysts for a murder board to explain and defend their childish nonsense about "climate change" affecting stability.


Secretly tape it and post it to social media afterwards. Comedy gold.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (QDnY+)

233 Damn.

My older brother just lost his wife to cancer. This is the second time for him.

Prayers please.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (0uMxs)

234 I am reliably informed that the preferred abbreviation now is LGBTQIA.

Still trying to figure out what that one is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 12:46 PM (SRKgf)

We on the right should simply start using FDW as a replacement for that mess: Fags, Dykes, and Weirdos.

Make a habit of it. Satan hates to be mocked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (bG+ug)

235 Rhetorical question: What is the ratio of actual American patriots to political operatives and foreign agents in the CIA?

Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (zoehZ)

236 Biden vs Harris in the 2020 Dem Primary debates...

Kamala, that's a lovely name you have. May I feel you up?

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (XoldI)

237 General Mattis' napalm chicken
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Where can I find the recipe for this? Thanks!

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (JNDQi)

238 She's from California, where the only threat to her reelection is another Democrat more to the left than she.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (U6f54)

239 Coming to a German court soon, gay CIA operatives working in Germany will be acquitted of burning down Christian churches as a legitimate form of protest.

Posted by: GregV61 at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (H0lcY)

240 Oh yes yes yes of course because the CIA's most pressing problems are climate change and LGBTQIAwhatever.

I give Pompeo a lot of credit for not rolling his eyes and breaking out in laughter.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2017 01:13 PM (sBOL1)

241 I can see that, but Biden can form actual connections with people which Hillary never could. He might not have ever gotten very close to winning a presidential primary, but he has the stature of former Vice President now. Combine that with his charm (which does work on many people), and you've got a much more competent package than Hillary ever was.

Also, the 2008 election had the media go whole hog for Obama. It's no doubt that if Harris were the nominee, the MSM would cover up every sin of her past, but will she engender the same support from the MSM as Obama did?

I honestly don't know, but my guess would lean towards no.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:09 PM (zdM/+)
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I think it would be a closer run thing (than Hillary/Obama) and your points about Biden's likeability are solid. He seems like the kind of guy that, if you were in a room with him, you'd be prone to like him. Sorta of Bill Clintony in that regard.

Plus, Biden would be 78 in 2020. That's a big number. He seems healthy but actuarial tables would point to that being a disadvantage.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 01:13 PM (xeeHA)

242 212 Deplorable Jay Guevara @ 39- What is a Lgbtqia?
Why son, that is the name of the newest female babygirl borneded on Janawary firstest of dis year.
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2017 01:09 PM (zLDYs)



I just figured out how they come up with these names. They just the first letter of the first name of all of the candidates who might be the father of the kid.

Makes as much sense as anything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:13 PM (SRKgf)

243 233
Damn.



My older brother just lost his wife to cancer. This is the second time for him.



Prayers please.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (0uMxs)
I am so, so sorry to hear that Prayers for all.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2017 01:13 PM (a0IVu)

244 146 IF Kamala Harris, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Cynthia McKinney met each other in an elevator, what would happen?

Stupidity implosion, might knock the earth of its axis and the moon would crash into the earth. (smod)

Posted by: USNtakim at January 13, 2017 01:13 PM (hMqvx)

245 I'd pay cash money to see AtC go all "fluffiest bunniest" on the junior Senator from CA.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2017 01:13 PM (u82oZ)

246 How old will Joey choo choo be in 2020 (actual age not mental age?)

You really think the Ds will want one old white guy running against another old white guy? That's not diverse!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 01:13 PM (ZM2xo)

247 The opposition is made up of evil retards, like that episode of Star Trek: Next Gen.

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2017 01:14 PM (7HtZB)

248 226
In short, she is the personal embodiment of every reason to let California secede from the Union and crater without taking the rest of the country with it. MARK MY WORDS, you can expect nothing but angry rhetoric and grandstanding from this bitch for the next four years. Brick-headed stupidity has a new face in the Federal legislature, and it's still from Californistan.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 13, 2017 01:11 PM (iIzG7)

==================

In short, she won't win the Iowa caucuses. That won't help her. Although we know that's not a killer blow (cough...Trump...cough), but it certainly won't help her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:14 PM (zdM/+)

249 Damn.



My older brother just lost his wife to cancer. This is the second time for him.



Prayers please.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (0uMxs)


That is terrible. Prayers for your brother and your family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2017 01:14 PM (PY9jH)

250
My older brother just lost his wife to cancer. This is the second time for him.



Prayers please.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (0uMxs)

I'm sorry. Prayers for your family.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 01:14 PM (ZM2xo)

251 240 Oh yes yes yes of course because the CIA's most pressing problems are climate change and LGBTQIAwhatever.
I give Pompeo a lot of credit for not rolling his eyes and breaking out in laughter.
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2017 01:13 PM (sBOL1)



It'd be so fun to goof on them.

"Yes, Senator Harris, climate change does indeed pose a great threat. Second only to the United States tipping over from having an unbalanced population. We'll be working on that as our top priority."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:14 PM (SRKgf)

252 In short, she won't win the Iowa caucuses. That won't help her. Although we know that's not a killer blow (cough...Trump...cough), but it certainly won't help her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:14 PM (zdM/+)

Eh, Barky won Iowa. She's got a shot.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:15 PM (8hICw)

253 What's scarier is this dimwit has a decent chance of knocking off Trump. Because black people only vote in droves if the person shares their black skin.

But white people are the racist ones

Posted by: Utopia at January 13, 2017 01:15 PM (BMwYY)

254 "And to the extent that changes in climatic activity are part of that, we'll deliver that information to you all and the president."
............

So don't be holding your breath, sugartits.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2017 01:15 PM (HgMAr)

255 226 I'm behind enemy lines here in Californistan, and let me give the Horde fair warning: Kamala Harris is even more racist and more unhinged than you think she is. She will support alien invaders over citizens, sexual deviants of every flavor over normal men, women, and children, welfare loafers over tax-paying wage-earners, violent criminals over law-abiding citizens, climate-change fanatics over reasonable people, and the wrong side of every argument over the right one . . .

Posted by: Qoheleth
______

Sounds like a fairly middle of the road Democrat.

Posted by: Furious George at January 13, 2017 01:15 PM (77i7V)

256 The video in the sidebar of Roy Innis shoving fat shyster Sharpton on his ass is wonderful. RIP Mr. Innis.

Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2017 01:15 PM (oiNtH)

257 I'm officially embarrassed for CA. I did not vote for this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 13, 2017 01:15 PM (IgBFP)

258 245 I'd pay cash money to see AtC go all "fluffiest bunniest" on the junior Senator from CA.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2017 01:13 PM (u82oZ)



take my scenario in #221 above, and have AtC flogging them both for lack of enthusiam, and shouting, "Move those airheads of yours faster! Faster! In and Out!"

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 01:16 PM (ujg0T)

259 I'd hit that.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at January 13, 2017 01:16 PM (xc7Rh)

260 My older brother just lost his wife to cancer. This is the second time for him.

Prayers please.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (0uMxs)


So very sorry to hear this. My deepest condolences.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:16 PM (SRKgf)

261 @229 So Harris is actually a contender.
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Strategically, though, she'd be a mistake. California's vote is already locked into whoever has a D next to their name on the ballot. And California tends to vote late enough in the primaries that the nominee is already chosen by the time everyone goes to the polls (though the Dems had an exception in that this year, iirc).

Dems would actually want someone who might influence an important purple state. That wouldn't be Harris.

Posted by: junior at January 13, 2017 01:16 PM (XJqcQ)

262 I was perusing Newsbusters earlier, and learned that the fashion writer for ESPN (WTH???) wants fashionista Mooch on Mt. Rushmore.

Also, Matt Lauer said he burst into tears when TFG awarded the paste eater the Medal of Freedom.

What stupid times we're living in. Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2017 01:16 PM (PY9jH)

263 241
Plus, Biden would be 78 in 2020. That's a big number. He seems healthy but actuarial tables would point to that being a disadvantage.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 01:13 PM (xeeHA)

====================

I don't think age itself is a factor, but the perception of age.

Trump is old, but he doesn't feel like he's old to an observer.

Hillary was old, and she definitely felt like she was old.

As long as Biden can maintain a sense of energy, I'd call him a force to be reckoned with in the 2020 primaries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:16 PM (zdM/+)

264 >>Posted by: Qoheleth at January 13, 2017 01:11 PM


Thanks for confirming.
Had thought zombie mentioned her in the past as being a radical Lefty.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 01:16 PM (NOIQH)

265 OUR SHIP, IT WILL NOT GO. WE LIKE THINGS THAT MAKE US GO.

Posted by: evil retards, like that episode of Star Trek: Next Gen at January 13, 2017 01:17 PM (VdICR)

266 The question is - do black men, who supported Obamam like no other candidate - want to see a black (or some sort of halfsie) woman as President?

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2017 01:17 PM (7HtZB)

267 "Yes, Senator Harris, climate change does indeed pose a great threat. Second only to the United States tipping over from having an unbalanced population. We'll be working on that as our top priority."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:14 PM (SRKgf)
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As I was typing my comment I was thinking of that very exchange. I don't know how he kept his stuff together either. Military training kicking in, I suppose.

I'd get busted in two seconds.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2017 01:17 PM (sBOL1)

268 Yeah. Curmudgeon ... just let me know if you need an "investor".

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 01:17 PM (QCwhW)

269 252
Eh, Barky won Iowa. She's got a shot.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:15 PM (8hICw)

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Barky made every effort to be seen as the centrist without a voting record.

I don't think Harris is following that playbook.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:17 PM (zdM/+)

270 WARREN/HARRIS 2020! There's a winner!!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 13, 2017 01:17 PM (qJhUV)

271 238 She's from California, where the only threat to her reelection is another Democrat more to the left than she.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (U6f54)

She's so far left that the only way to go farther is full-on Imam Beardy Funadmentalist Shari'ah Islamic Jihadi.

Ironically.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 13, 2017 01:18 PM (eriW1)

272 My older brother just lost his wife to cancer. This is the second time for him.

Prayers please.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (0uMxs)

Very sorry to hear that. I lost my father to cancer.

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2017 01:18 PM (7HtZB)

273 226 I'm behind enemy lines here in Californistan, and let me give the Horde fair warning: Kamala Harris is even more racist and more unhinged than you think she is. She will support alien invaders over citizens, sexual deviants of every flavor over normal men, women, and children, welfare loafers over tax-paying wage-earners, violent criminals over law-abiding citizens, climate-change fanatics over reasonable people, and the wrong side of every argument over the right one . . .

Posted by: Qoheleth



This is true. You left out her attempt to use the legal system to restrain free speech she doesn't like (e.g., climate deniers). Now finally there is a real First Amendment issue, not some bullshit one about someone getting fired for saying something impolitic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:18 PM (SRKgf)

274 261
Dems would actually want someone who might influence an important purple state. That wouldn't be Harris.
Posted by: junior at January 13, 2017 01:16 PM (XJqcQ)

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Arguing a bit against myself here, but not if they decide to push a base turnout strategy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:18 PM (zdM/+)

275 269 252
Eh, Barky won Iowa. She's got a shot.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:15 PM (8hICw)

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Barky made every effort to be seen as the centrist without a voting record.

I don't think Harris is following that playbook.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:17 PM (zdM/+)

True, but you're not Dem if you're not towing the far left line. I suspect the DNC will flat out refuse any "centrist" or "moderate" trying to run.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:19 PM (8hICw)

276 232 rhomboid

Ooh, I'd love to be on that murder board. Climate Change is a religion, bereft of data and with only flawed, unproven mechanisms. The 2003-2004 peer-reviewed papers are stuffed with predictions that did not happen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2017 01:19 PM (u82oZ)

277 Biden in 2020 will be older than Bob Dole was when he ran in '96.

If he's not room temperature by then, that is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 01:19 PM (oVJmc)

278 I hope that's the episode you're referring to. I have a friend who still quotes that episode.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2017 01:19 PM (VdICR)

279 Sticky Wicket, my condolences on the loss of your SIL. May she rest in peace. I'll keep your brother especially in my prayers. How very sad for him.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2017 01:19 PM (sBOL1)

280 Dems would actually want someone who might influence an important purple state. That wouldn't be Harris.


Posted by: junior at January 13, 2017 01:16 PM (XJqcQ)

You would think, but then Dems passed over Tim Ryan for Pelosi, when common sense dictates they should be paying attention to the Rust Belt..and Ellison is still the frontrunner for DNC chair.

That shows me that they've become so bound to PC ideology, they can't think straight anymore.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 01:19 PM (ZM2xo)

281 Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 01:16 PM (NOIQH)
I voted for the other crazy candidate Sanchez. I'm calling it right now the democrats have bigger plans for kamala.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 13, 2017 01:20 PM (IgBFP)

282 DOJ probe will not include AG Lynch's June meeting with former President Clinton in Phoenix.


Shocker

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 01:20 PM (2x9LM)

283 Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (0uMxs)

May your brother and his family Find Strength and Be Comforted.

Fcuk cancer.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at January 13, 2017 01:20 PM (AoK0a)

284 Maybe these things (climate, espionage) are linked in her mind because she thinks that once we stop climate change it will bring about utopia on Earth. But then someone should point out that during 99.9% of human history before the industrial revolution, we still didn't have utopia.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2017 01:20 PM (vP09u)

285 Strategically, though, she'd be a mistake. California's vote is already locked into whoever has a D next to their name on the ballot. And California tends to vote late enough in the primaries that the nominee is already chosen by the time everyone goes to the polls (though the Dems had an exception in that this year, iirc).

Dems would actually want someone who might influence an important purple state. That wouldn't be Harris.

Posted by: junior at January 13, 2017 01:16 PM (XJqcQ)



You're right, of course, but if the Dems had two brain cells to rub together they wouldn't have had the train wreck they had in the last election. Not bothering to campaign in MI and WI? Sheer genius.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:20 PM (SRKgf)

286
You would think, but then Dems passed over Tim Ryan for Pelosi, when common sense dictates they should be paying attention to the Rust Belt..and Ellison is still the frontrunner for DNC chair.

That shows me that they've become so bound to PC ideology, they can't think straight anymore.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 01:19 PM (ZM2xo)

Speaking of Pelosi, she was being interviewed on NPR and mentioned that she didn't think that they lost any elections because of Obamacare.

2010 and 2014 must have slipped her mind...

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (8hICw)

287 278 I hope that's the episode you're referring to. I have a friend who still quotes that episode.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2017 01:19 PM (VdICR)

You're smart.

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (7HtZB)

288
IF Kamala Harris, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Cynthia McKinney met each other in an elevator, what would happen?

Nothing until somebody else walked in and pushed a button

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (lKyWE)

289 Joey Choo Choo and DOCTOR Jill appeared on The View today, and the promo said he was going to offer some advice to the Magnificent Golden Scalp Weasel.

*snerk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (PY9jH)

290 I voted for the other crazy candidate Sanchez. I'm calling it right now the democrats have bigger plans for kamala.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 13, 2017 01:20 PM (IgBFP)



I did too. Damage Control and all that.

And "thanks a lot" to all the GOP dimwits who voted for a Top-Two Primary system. Grrrr......

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (ujg0T)

291 275
True, but you're not Dem if you're not towing the far left line. I suspect the DNC will flat out refuse any "centrist" or "moderate" trying to run.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:19 PM (8hICw)

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It's not a bad bet, you seem to be making there. I wouldn't necessarily bet against it.

I think that I'm just thinking that the party brokers of the DNC will want someone who's more of a known commodity to take on an incumbent. Unless they think they have no chance, in which case they may just give it to the far left.

There could be a parallel to be drawn in the Republican primary of 1964, but I don't know enough about it to suss it out. Just a feeling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (zdM/+)

292
I understand the original intent of senate confirmation, but they are now just political shows for the senators, and say nothing statements and do what you want after confirmation from the candidates.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (ODxAs)

293
Because in State of Fear, the Martin Sheen character gets dismembered and eaten by cannibals. Hollywood doesn't like being mocked.

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The nice touch was that he was eaten alive.
I LOL'd.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (FeQVL)

294 274 261
Dems would actually want someone who might influence an important purple state. That wouldn't be Harris.
Posted by: junior at January 13, 2017 01:16 PM (XJqcQ)

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Arguing a bit against myself here, but not if they decide to push a base turnout strategy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:18 PM (zdM/+)

Lock in blacks, gays, unions, and most hispanics and you're already at 40-something percent. Trump would have to offer something to pull away some of the black vote and make damn sure middle and lower-class whites were on board.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (RD7QR)

295 Shocker
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 01:20 PM (2x9LM)

"Gambling?!"

~ Capt. Renault

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (8hICw)

296 @274 Arguing a bit against myself here, but not if they decide to push a base turnout strategy.
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That only really works if you're running against a challenger (ex. Romney), or an incumbent that people aren't enthused about. If Trump's got people in a better mood, then it'll probably fail as the middle will turn out in enough numbers to drown the left's base.

Posted by: junior at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (XJqcQ)

297

You're right, of course, but if the Dems had two brain cells to rub together they wouldn't have had the train wreck they had in the last election. Not bothering to campaign in MI and WI? Sheer genius.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:20 PM (SRKgf)

They tried to, but Russian troops were massed at the borders!

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2017 01:22 PM (7HtZB)

298 "And to the extent that changes in climatic activity are part of that, we'll deliver that information to you all and the president."


"Rest assured, Senator, that we'll be giving climate change all the attention it deserves."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:22 PM (SRKgf)

299 286 Speaking of Pelosi, she was being interviewed on NPR and mentioned that she didn't think that they lost any elections because of Obamacare.

2010 and 2014 must have slipped her mind...
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (8hICw)

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Thank you, Jesus, for keeping this woman in power over the Democratic Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:22 PM (zdM/+)

300 Plus, Biden would be 78 in 2020. That's a big number. He seems healthy but actuarial tables would point to that being a disadvantage.

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Li'l Joey could sell his fingerpaintings as a fundraiser.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 13, 2017 01:22 PM (Nwg0u)

301 258 Curmudgeon

That's quite specific. Are you a director in the San Fernando Valley?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2017 01:22 PM (u82oZ)

302 The Dems should know by now that 'California Appeal' doesn't carry the Electoral College.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 01:23 PM (oVJmc)

303 277 Biden in 2020 will be older than Bob Dole was when he ran in '96.

If he's not room temperature by then, that is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 01:19 PM (oVJmc)

These ancient leftists seem to go on forever.

I guess an existence unencumbered by either thought or morals makes for a relatively stressless life.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 01:23 PM (ZM2xo)

304 238 She's from California, where the only threat to her reelection is another Democrat more to the left than she.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (U6f54)
.............

So our only hope is if she steps in front of a bus?

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2017 01:23 PM (HgMAr)

305 290
I voted for the other crazy candidate Sanchez. I'm calling it right now the democrats have bigger plans for kamala.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 13, 2017 01:20 PM (IgBFP)




I did too. Damage Control and all that.



And "thanks a lot" to all the GOP dimwits who voted for a Top-Two Primary system. Grrrr......

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (ujg0T)
Yeah. I did too.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2017 01:23 PM (a0IVu)

306 IF Kamala Harris, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Cynthia McKinney met each other in an elevator, what would happen?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (KK3oF)

They'd all break down into tears over the lack of a "Left" button?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 01:23 PM (bG+ug)

307 292
I understand the original intent of senate confirmation, but they are now just political shows for the senators, and say nothing statements and do what you want after confirmation from the candidates.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (ODxAs)

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Constitutional Amendment: Senators are illegible for the presidency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:23 PM (zdM/+)

308 "270 WARREN/HARRIS 2020! There's a winner!!"


Problem for the Dems is if Trump does a decent job over the next four years, he will tough to beat. The scare tactics won't work.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 13, 2017 01:23 PM (OD2ni)

309 TYPES......
DELETES....

With the left gone around the bend crazy who or what will preserve our republic? This will not end well the divide is to large. Peaceable breakup into individual states no longer united?

Posted by: USNtakim at January 13, 2017 01:23 PM (hMqvx)

310 Biden just got his Freedom Medal consolation prize. He could have been a contender, instead he got a one-way ticket to Pallookaville. "Not my night, I could have taken Trump apart!"

He'll be too old in 2020, and more importantly the Inner D Party doesn't want a Straight White Male. Because they're Deplorable, don't you see.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 01:24 PM (SIY7D)

311 Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (8hICw)

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Thank you, Jesus, for keeping this woman in power over the Democratic Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:22 PM (zdM/+)

I jest, but in reality, it's pretty Machiavellian. Apologize for nothing. Nothing bad has ever happened.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:24 PM (8hICw)

312 Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (ujg0T)
One of my conservative friends and I argued over that. He thought it was a fine idea. dummy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 13, 2017 01:24 PM (IgBFP)

313 Trump would have to offer something to pull away some of the black vote and make damn sure middle and lower-class whites were on board.

He's focused on economic growth. That would be the top choice to do that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 01:24 PM (oVJmc)

314 Everything Climate Change is supposed to do is everything the Democrats WANT to happen.

Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2017 01:24 PM (q177U)

315 302 The Dems should know by now that 'California Appeal' doesn't carry the Electoral College.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 01:23 PM (oVJmc)

Last time that was true was 1984. And Ronnie, for all his Hollywood connections, had roots in the heartland.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 01:24 PM (ZM2xo)

316 301 258 Curmudgeon

That's quite specific. Are you a director in the San Fernando Valley?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2017 01:22 PM (u82oZ)



Sacramento area actually, and in real life I am Vanilla to the max.

But I think living in Cali you just sort of absorb the Porn Imagination. It's in the air.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 01:24 PM (ujg0T)

317 We are so fortunate stupid isn't contagious. Otherwise it would look like the sequel to World War Z around here.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2017 01:24 PM (BP2E4)

318 294 Lock in blacks, gays, unions, and most hispanics and you're already at 40-something percent. Trump would have to offer something to pull away some of the black vote and make damn sure middle and lower-class whites were on board.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (RD7QR)

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There seem to be some weakening supports in the black community for the Democratic Party. Trump could hit those with economic growth and eat a healthy chunk of the historic advantage.

Maybe. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:24 PM (zdM/+)

319 @304 So our only hope is if she steps in front of a bus?
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Or someone like Gavin Newsome decides he wants her seat.

But I'm pretty confident that Newsome wants his boss's job.

Posted by: junior at January 13, 2017 01:25 PM (XJqcQ)

320
He'll be too old in 2020, and more importantly the Inner D Party doesn't want a Straight White Male. Because they're Deplorable, don't you see.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 01:24 PM (SIY7D)

Easy: He could discover that he's always been a "xer"

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:25 PM (8hICw)

321 290 I voted for the other crazy candidate Sanchez. I'm calling it right now the democrats have bigger plans for kamala.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 13, 2017 01:20 PM (IgBFP)
I did too. Damage Control and all that.
And "thanks a lot" to all the GOP dimwits who voted for a Top-Two Primary system. Grrrr......
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 01:21 PM (ujg0T)



Same here.

I don't blame GOP voters for the top two primary system. There aren't enough of us to make any difference. The Reds were determined to push that through, for obvious reasons, and had the voters to do it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:25 PM (SRKgf)

322 As I have reported here in the past (long before Kamala Harris ran for senate), I have a close friend who works in the California Attorney General's office and as such, Kamala harris was technically her boss for four years (although they rarely met in person). However, my friend reported all the gossip in the office about Harris, and -- OMG -- according to everyone, the unanimous assessment was that Kamala Harris was literally The Biggest Bitch on Earth, a monster in human form, who cared nothing for any other human being nor their feelings, and was entirely composed of Ambition Atoms and Narcissism Juice. She spent all day arranging social events designed to boost her political standing, and during the maybe 4 hours per week that she actually did any Attorney Generaling, she screamed at everyone, bossed them around, did nothing whatsoever herself, and generally flung blame and hatred in all directions.

I'm quite sure her personality has not changed in her new role as Senator.

Her goal is to win the Presidency in 2020 or 2024.

Posted by: zombie at January 13, 2017 01:25 PM (jBuUi)

323 Zombie or someone mentioned Kamala was willie Browns squeeze at one time. I'm not positive if it's true or a rumor.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 13, 2017 01:25 PM (IgBFP)

324 Tell me again that liberalism isn't a mental disorder. I mean, the evidence it is, is staggering.

Posted by: Sponge at January 13, 2017 01:25 PM (xttKs)

325 There seem to be some weakening supports in the black community for the Democratic Party. Trump could hit those with economic growth and eat a healthy chunk of the historic advantage.

Maybe. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:24 PM (zdM/+)



Same thing with union rank and file.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:25 PM (SRKgf)

326 There seem to be some weakening supports in the black community for the Democratic Party. Trump could hit those with economic growth and eat a healthy chunk of the historic advantage.

Maybe. Fingers crossed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:24 PM (zdM/+)

Also weakness in the (trade) unions.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:26 PM (8hICw)

327
WTF is Lurch doing at Ho Chi Minh University? He's only got a couple of days left. Stop wasting our money

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 01:26 PM (493sH)

328 So, General Mattis, China's General Tso has developed a highly advanced, and I might add, tasty chicken recipe. What chicken recipe do plan to devise in response?

General Mattis napalm chicken

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 13, 2017 01:10 PM (lKyWE)


General Tso's chicken was invented in the USA. It is the American response.

Posted by: HTL at January 13, 2017 01:26 PM (sVlsv)

329 Arguing a bit against myself here, but not if they decide to push a base turnout strategy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:18 PM (zdM/+)
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Though it appears (due to the leaks) that the DNC establishment is still with the older system (Hillary, Biden, etc) I suspect it will be infiltrated and completely coopted by Hardcore leftist progressives by 2020. I think THAT will be the (wrong) lesson they learned from 2016.

But we'll see.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 01:26 PM (xeeHA)

330 I've always wondered if some leftist women who are the dumbest fucktwats on earth are that way because they never knew what it was like to be sexually satisfied by a real man, who would have helped them see God (and the truth).

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 13, 2017 01:26 PM (+2N+0)

331 This exchange really is a demonstration of the divide in governmental style right now.

Democrats have all these niche areas they're fixated on, social justice stuff. Its all they care about, where trannies pee, who can be called what pronoun, what person's feelings are hurt, who builds trains, etc.

The actual function of government, all the stuff its supposed to be doing is not at all their concern. NASA exists to help Mulims feel better about themselves and study global warming. Justice exists to stop bigoted cops and force bakers to make that cake. The EPA is there to keep farmers from kicking too much dust in the air and to shut down mining. None of these offices under their control are about their actual job.

So we get the gigantic clusterf**k that we've had for 8 years, with incompetent boutique concern thinking running every department.

Its not so much adults coming back into town as it is actual government. We're throwing the prudish busybody nannies out of office for people who'll do the real work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 01:26 PM (39g3+)

332 I'm quite sure her personality has not changed in her new role as Senator.

Her goal is to win the Presidency in 2020 or 2024.
Posted by: zombie at January 13, 2017 01:25 PM (jBuUi)
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She sounds like a younger Hillary, but with Moar Diversity.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2017 01:26 PM (sBOL1)

333 322 As I have reported here in the past (long before Kamala Harris ran for senate), I have a close friend who works in the California Attorney General's office and as such, Kamala harris was technically her boss for four years (although they rarely met in person). However, my friend reported all the gossip in the office about Harris, and -- OMG -- according to everyone, the unanimous assessment was that Kamala Harris was literally The Biggest Bitch on Earth, a monster in human form, who cared nothing for any other human being nor their feelings, and was entirely composed of Ambition Atoms and Narcissism Juice. She spent all day arranging social events designed to boost her political standing, and during the maybe 4 hours per week that she actually did any Attorney Generaling, she screamed at everyone, bossed them around, did nothing whatsoever herself, and generally flung blame and hatred in all directions.
I'm quite sure her personality has not changed in her new role as Senator.
Her goal is to win the Presidency in 2020 or 2024.
Posted by: zombie at January 13, 2017 01:25 PM (jBuUi)



So ... a duskier version of Hillary, then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:26 PM (SRKgf)

334 "Unrelated...but anyone want to help me become South Carolina's new junior senator?"

Oh, definitely. Whaddya need, other than caysh?

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - the zero hour approacheth at January 13, 2017 01:26 PM (kVX3W)

335 308
Problem for the Dems is if Trump does a decent job over the next four years, he will tough to beat. The scare tactics won't work.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 13, 2017 01:23 PM (OD2ni)

====================

"They told me that Trump was Hitler. No camps. High economic growth. Well, I guess I'll believe the press that he's Hitler again."
-Idiot American

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:26 PM (zdM/+)

336 Prepping for Democrat questioning as a Republican at a confirmation hearing:

Prepper -- Imagine the stupidest question imaginable.
Candidate -- Okay, got it.
Prepper -- Now multiply by 10.
Candidate -- That bad?
Prepper -- Okay, now you're ready for the Republican questioning. Shall we move on to the Democrats?
Candidate -- Let's wait a few beats, until the Quaalude kicks in.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2017 01:26 PM (gAXee)

337 She should have asked whether the CIA is going to do something about the depiction of women in video games with big breasts.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2017 01:02 PM (tewYv)

A video game with boobehs instead of twin trackballs? That could be interesting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 01:27 PM (bG+ug)

338 OK, so this Harris is now seen as being on the Democrat "A" list for 2020?

Eeeesh.

May God have mercy on us our country.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 13, 2017 01:27 PM (JOlN2)

339 You fucked up your first first.

For this you shall be taunted.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 13, 2017 12:44 PM (mgbwf)


That was the equivalent of cumming while putting the condom on.....

Posted by: Sponge at January 13, 2017 01:27 PM (xttKs)

340 Let's not be fooled by good looking liberals.

Posted by: Aspiring to be Justin Trudeau's sloppy seconds at January 13, 2017 01:27 PM (b2jHL)

341 "CIA analysts look for deeper causes of rising instability in the world," one of the causes those CIA analysts see as the -- is the impact of climate change.

Director Brennan (Salam alaykim to you, Mr. Brennan) is correct in that the Climate Change movement is one the deeper causes of instability in the world.

Much of our world is characterized by peoples, such as the American people, exercising self-government through their own political processes.

Movements such as the Climate Change movement or the Global Free Trade movement seek to undermine and destabilize self-government by nation-states by replacing it in steps over time with a global governance regime that is so far removed from people in their own communities that it is beyond the reach of accountability to them.

So yes, the Climate Change movement is indeed destabilizing, or at least attempting to destabilize, our country and the world.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at January 13, 2017 01:27 PM (hA1V+)

342 @327 WTF is Lurch doing at Ho Chi Minh University? He's only got a couple of days left. Stop wasting our money
----------------------

Kerry knows that if Trump decides to go after him on treason charges, he'll always have a safe spot at Uncle Ho's.

Posted by: junior at January 13, 2017 01:27 PM (XJqcQ)

343 Speaking of Pelosi, she was being interviewed on NPR and mentioned that she didn't think that they lost any elections because of Obamacare.

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"We've done so many cuckoo bananas things what with perverts potty with your daughter to let's murder the cops it's impossible to pin our loss on any one thing."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 13, 2017 01:27 PM (Nwg0u)

344 ISIS are using handicapped in a wheelchair suicide bombers now.

ok then

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 01:28 PM (2x9LM)

345 How do they stop themselves from responding like this:

"Yes, we are concerned about climate change, it's our Top Priority at the CIA, along with the rights of the LBGTetc populace and Muslims. We are currently in the process of hiring hundreds of thousands of scientists who will be sent undercover all of the world to monitor and report on any and all violations of Mother Gaia."

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 13, 2017 01:28 PM (J5mC3)

346 IF Kamala Harris, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Cynthia McKinney met each other in an elevator, what would happen?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (KK3oF)
..............

Fart contest?

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2017 01:28 PM (HgMAr)

347 California, like WA state, lets the top two candidates run against each other. Kamala faced a Democratic opponent.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 13, 2017 01:28 PM (PjWy4)

348 344 ISIS are using handicapped in a wheelchair suicide bombers now.

ok then
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 01:28 PM (2x9LM)

Somebody's been watching Batman v. Superman!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:28 PM (8hICw)

349 I just had a premonition that the question is moot. Joe Biden will not be alive to run in 2020.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Trivial Psychic at January 13, 2017 01:29 PM (LTHVh)

350 325
Same thing with union rank and file.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:25 PM (SRKgf)

==================

Yup.

It also helps that unions are far less powerful now in certain states.

I wonder why they keep fighting Right to Work?

It's a mystery.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:29 PM (zdM/+)

351
I am glad the Left is keeping up their silly identity politics, especially since in the last 2 weeks obama has done his best to piss off Jews and supporters of Israel as well as everyone of Cuban descent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2017 01:29 PM (ODxAs)

352 At least she didn't nearly breakdown in tears like Fauxehontas. Her performance seemed like a scene out of one of the novelas my wife is always watching.

In fact, the whole Dem performance has been like the novelas: outraged shouting, tearful pleas, backhanded scheming and passionate love scenes.

OK, that last one was the MSM tongue bath for Obama, not the hearings.

Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2017 01:29 PM (1BQGO)

353 She's just being sure to ask questions that were never covered in the pre-nomination preparation.

Posted by: geoffb5 at January 13, 2017 01:29 PM (d3wbb)

354 IF Kamala Harris, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Cynthia McKinney met each other in an elevator, what would happen?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (KK3oF)



Rod Sterling would let us know we've entered the Twilight Zone

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 01:29 PM (493sH)

355 @337 A video game with boobehs instead of twin trackballs? That could be interesting.
-----------------

I suspect that if you look hard enough, you'll find that the Japanese have already released it.

^^;;

Posted by: junior at January 13, 2017 01:29 PM (XJqcQ)

356 So, General Mattis, China's General Tso has developed a highly advanced, and I might add, tasty chicken recipe. What chicken recipe do plan to devise in response?

Behold the power of this sweet-and-sour battlestation!

Posted by: Grand Moff Tarkin at January 13, 2017 01:29 PM (oVJmc)

357 These people are going to lose their minds when Trump goes full throated fossil energy by opening up the Trans Canada pipeline, and giving drilling permits to drill oil in gas in national parks and all that land Obama thinks he just put off limits.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2017 01:30 PM (BP2E4)

358 So we can still give her California, right John?

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at January 13, 2017 01:30 PM (HgMAr)

359 I jest, but in reality, it's pretty Machiavellian. Apologize for nothing. Nothing bad has ever happened.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:24 PM (8hICw)

I think zombie Machiavelli would say to Pelosi:

"Mama Mia, look at all the seats in Congress you've lost while you pretend nothing is wrong. Niccolo says you have to come up with a different game plan."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 01:30 PM (ZM2xo)

360 334 "Unrelated...but anyone want to help me become South Carolina's new junior senator?"

Oh, definitely. Whaddya need, other than caysh?
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - the zero hour approacheth at January 13, 2017 01:26 PM (kVX3W)

====================

Um...Lindsay Graham's retirement first.

And then for every ambitious politician in South Carolina to step aside.

Easy enough, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:30 PM (zdM/+)

361 Oh, great. Now we're in 2020 campaign mode. What some of you aren't seeing is the possibility of many millennials
might start feeling the effects of American prosperity for the first time in their lives under a Trump business-friendly administration.

Same goes for blacks.

I mean, c'mon. Trump hasn't even been immaculated yet.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2017 01:31 PM (Fmupd)

362 IF Kamala Harris, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Cynthia McKinney met each other in an elevator, what would happen?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2017 12:59 PM (KK3oF)


A vortex of stupid. Similar to a toilet flush, but less intelligent.

Posted by: Sponge at January 13, 2017 01:31 PM (xttKs)

363 Kamala Harris is a silly little bitch.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 12:41 PM (xeeHA)

I'll ask you people to kindly refrain from speaking this way about the next president of the United States after Trump.

Posted by: StrawMan at January 13, 2017 01:31 PM (5RARy)

364 I just had a premonition that the question is moot. Joe Biden will not be alive to run in 2020.
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I am pretty sure there was an implicit promise that Hillary the Inevitable would keel over too.

/sorry, not buying it. Selling your soul to Satan apparently gives you extra time on earth. George Soros is a good example.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 13, 2017 01:31 PM (J5mC3)

365 ISIS are using handicapped in a wheelchair suicide bombers now.


ISIS mechanized infantry unit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:31 PM (SRKgf)

366 TFG was a non-threatening dusky boy the lib ladies could get wet with; that shit won't fly with Kamala.
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 13, 2017 12:56 PM (FuAhx)

Rest assured, both male and female Prog scum will fall in line in the name of the Party.

This dumb broad should be a constant reminder to hone your shooting skills.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 01:31 PM (yYy0h)

367 "Senator Dumfuk, has global climate warming change fried your brain? Have you ever considered the impact of Muzzies on LGBTQWERTY rights? I intend to send as many Tutti Frutties as I can find in the CIA to the Middle East so they can seek vengeance on those mo-fos."

Posted by: Tucker Carlson's Book of Untruths at January 13, 2017 01:32 PM (KJQpM)

368 Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 13, 2017 01:28 PM (J5mC3)
That's how I'd like to respond. Also do a callback to congressman hank, Guam may tip over.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 13, 2017 01:32 PM (IgBFP)

369 @366 Rest assured, both male and female Prog scum will fall in line in the name of the Party.
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Yup.

If there's one thing I've learned from living here in California, it's that the letter next to the name on the ballot means more than anything else for far too many people.

Posted by: junior at January 13, 2017 01:32 PM (XJqcQ)

370 353 She's just being sure to ask questions that were never covered in the pre-nomination preparation.
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 13, 2017 01:29 PM (d3wbb)

"Mr. Pompeo, BOXERS OR BRIEFS?! Or are you one of those racist commando types?" [Makes Weird Al face]

Posted by: Kamala Harris, Secret Squirrel at January 13, 2017 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

371 364 I just had a premonition that the question is moot. Joe Biden will not be alive to run in 2020.
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I am pretty sure there was an implicit promise that Hillary the Inevitable would keel over too.

/sorry, not buying it. Selling your soul to Satan apparently gives you extra time on earth. George Soros is a good example.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 13, 2017 01:31 PM (J5mC3)

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If he stays healthy, I think he's the man to beat.

He seems to be about a decade younger than 74 in how he acts. If that keeps up for four years, age itself won't be a factor against him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:32 PM (zdM/+)

372 342 @327 WTF is Lurch doing at Ho Chi Minh University? "

Back visiting his old friends.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 01:33 PM (ZM2xo)

373 330 I've always wondered if some leftist women who are the dumbest fucktwats on earth are that way because they never knew what it was like to be sexually satisfied by a real man, who would have helped them see God (and the truth).
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 13, 2017 01:26 PM (+2N+0)



OK, you have me thinking again.

Back to the bound Dem Senatesluts dildo 69-ing.

Enter a blond, blue-eyed stud wearing a "Make Amerca Great Again" hat.

He detaches Commielah from Kirsten and proceeds to give her the humping she needs.

Unfortunately he removes her dildo gag and she screams about what a racist, sexist, homophobe he is, and tries to bite him.

Should he ejaculate inside her and impregnate her, telling her that the child will be the next Shelby Steele? To which she breaks down sobbing?

Or should he pull out and go for the classic facial cum shot?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 01:33 PM (ujg0T)

374 I could see Biden in the Mondale role in 2020.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 01:33 PM (oVJmc)

375
BTW, we need to start calling the inauguration the coronation just to piss off the Lefties.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2017 01:33 PM (ODxAs)

376 OK, so this Harris is now seen as being on the Democrat "A" list for 2020?
...........

WHY AM I NOT 50 POINTS AHEAD, YOU MIGHT ASK??!!

Posted by: Kabala Hairass at January 13, 2017 01:34 PM (HgMAr)

377 93
Meanwhile, anybody in Vegas taking odds that Trump burns Langley to the ground after January 20th? He is PISSED.

Posted by: Jmel at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (D8g/D)

Make it look like aleppo.

Posted by: local news at January 13, 2017 01:34 PM (1isJI)

378 I'm so disappointed you've left out my Senator, Patty Murray. Surely her name comes up any time you mention intelligence.

The Dems do not understand the purpose of political parties is to win elections. They are not interested in courting voters. We shouldn't get cocky, but I think they need to lose a few more elections before they will learn this simple fact.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 13, 2017 01:35 PM (Mt8T4)

379 That there you witnessed was Presidentin material...!

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 01:35 PM (O2RFr)

380 366 Rest assured, both male and female Prog scum will fall in line in the name of the Party.

This dumb broad should be a constant reminder to hone your shooting skills.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 01:31 PM (yYy0h)

====================

It wasn't just the fringe of the party. It was the polite liberal ladies. It was the suburban moms. It was the life long Democrats of the Midwest who saw something positive in him.

If Harris keeps up that act, it's going to be very hard to regain any of that, and with Trump/Hitler not being enough to get Hillary over the line with the ascendant majority of minorities and millenials, then I don't think Harris will be able to make it happen either.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:35 PM (zdM/+)

381 BTW, we need to start calling the inauguration the coronation just to piss off the Lefties.

Take it to '11', say it in German: 'Einweihung'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

382 And Kamala's already busy protecting illegals:

"Yesterday the BRIDGE Act, which I co-sponsored, was reintroduced in the
Senate. We must ensure DREAMers have temp. relief from deportation."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 01:35 PM (NOIQH)

383 OK, so this Harris is now seen as being on the Democrat "A" list for 2020?

Eeeesh.

May God have mercy on us our country.

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2020 is foreign country. Trump may make it permissible to tell the truth in this country again or even make lying impermissible. If that happens, Kama Kama Kama Kameleon and the rest of the Donks will be SOL.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 13, 2017 01:35 PM (Nwg0u)

384 Toby Keith... Three Doors Down.. to play at inauguration...

Toby Keith.... How do you like me now...

Posted by: Bill Clinton... at January 13, 2017 01:35 PM (qf6WZ)

385 >>If he stays healthy, I think he's the man to beat.

Running on what platform? Obama remains personally pretty popular but pretty much every one of his policies is polling underwater. And I say again, the two times Biden has run for President previously he did atrociously, why would he do any better now that the party has gone even further left?

I don't see the country crying out for Sheriff Joe in 4 years. I doubt he will even be much of a political player.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 01:36 PM (/tuJf)

386 "General Tso's chicken was invented in the USA. It is the American response.
Posted by: HTL"


When I was in Hong Kong a couple years ago, they had an"American Style" Chinese restaurants with General Tso's chicken, Beef w/ broccoli, etc. It was packed with locals.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 13, 2017 01:36 PM (OD2ni)

387 Meanwhile, anybody in Vegas taking odds that Trump burns Langley to the ground after January 20th? He is PISSED.
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hahahaha

actions have consequences.

these people think they are untouchable.

/personally, I want them fired so they can't get unemployment.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 13, 2017 01:36 PM (J5mC3)

388 "CIA analysts look for deeper causes of rising instability in the world," one of the causes those CIA analysts see as the -- is the impact of climate change. Do you have any reason to doubt the assessment of these CIA analysts?

ISIS sees data about the shrinking polar ice caps. This drives them into an insane frenzy, causing them to crucify Yezidi babies. Makes perfect sense. We have so much blood on our hands.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2017 01:36 PM (vP09u)

389 "Her goal is to win the Presidency in 2020 or 2024."

Zombie, from your friend's description, she's apparently emulating Hillary Clinton in every possible way. May the Presidency likewise elude her.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 13, 2017 01:36 PM (iIzG7)

390 WTF is Lurch doing at Ho Chi Minh University?

They name a wing after him?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 13, 2017 01:37 PM (qJhUV)

391 Do we have pictures of the Senatrix naked?

Posted by: Weasel at January 13, 2017 01:37 PM (C8aCP)

392 Make it look like aleppo.
Posted by: local news at January 13, 2017 01:34 PM (1isJI)

"Is that some acronym? Also, is it 4:20 yet?"

~ G. Johnson

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:37 PM (8hICw)

393 That question "why am I not ahead by 50 points??" shrieked by Hillary Clinton really is the most expressive of Democrat politics possible.

She really could not understand why her hard left, radical ideology was not winning. They judge a "good candidate" not by how Americans consider the country and the future, but how closely it matches their ideological concepts. They're convinced that their extremist left radicalism is what Americans want. So when we look at candidates and go "yeah, not that one, he's to the left of Stalin" the Democrats go "perfect!!!"

Remember, these are the guys -- just ask them -- who think Obama was too moderate and should have pushed harder left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 01:37 PM (39g3+)

394 "383 OK, so this Harris is now seen as being on the Democrat "A" list for 2020?"


Kind of like when crappy baseball teams talk about the stud prospect currently at Single A.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 13, 2017 01:37 PM (OD2ni)

395 2020 is foreign country. Trump may make it permissible to tell the truth in this country again or even make lying impermissible. If that happens, Kama Kama Kama Kameleon and the rest of the Donks will be SOL.

It will also depend on what condition Trump leaves the MSM in.

Right now, their long-term outlook is not looking good.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 01:37 PM (oVJmc)

396 "Kamala Harris is a silly little bitch.
Posted by: Moron Pundit "

She'll fit right in the Senate then.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 13, 2017 01:37 PM (J20XP)

397 Here's how she makes the connection:

Climate change is a direct threat to our democracy. We need someone that
understands the impact climate change has on global instability.

Our current CIA director understands this and it's critical that the next director does as well.


She wants Trump's appointees to follow Obama's directive to make climate change a priority. Nope.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 01:38 PM (NOIQH)

398 My older brother just lost his wife to cancer. This is the second time for him.

Prayers please.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (0uMxs)

So very sorry to hear this. My deepest condolences.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:16 PM (SRKgf)

Condolences from me, likewise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 01:38 PM (bG+ug)

399 If I may, I'd like to ask the nominee, do you have any insights into the keel characteristics and other salient stability features of Guam?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at January 13, 2017 01:38 PM (zke7T)

400 This just in: Harris up +4.

Posted by: CNN at January 13, 2017 01:38 PM (HgMAr)

401 388 "CIA analysts look for deeper causes of rising instability in the world," one of the causes those CIA analysts see as the -- is the impact of climate change. Do you have any reason to doubt the assessment of these CIA analysts?


I have to agree with the "analysts. ISIS fears climate change is turning their desert into a desert!

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 01:38 PM (O2RFr)

402 Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 13, 2017 01:35 PM (Mt8T4)
Patty Murray is the dumbest member of the senate and that's saying something.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 13, 2017 01:38 PM (IgBFP)

403 385 Running on what platform? Obama remains personally pretty popular but pretty much every one of his policies is polling underwater. And I say again, the two times Biden has run for President previously he did atrociously, why would he do any better now that the party has gone even further left?

I don't see the country crying out for Sheriff Joe in 4 years. I doubt he will even be much of a political player.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 01:36 PM (/tuJf)

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The main difference between a Biden 2020 run and any of his others is that he's most likely the one person the big money donors of the party could find as a safe bet.

I'm relegating my thinking to merely the primary. I refuse to make any predictions on the general until at least 2019.

And Biden's message? It could be something as rote as "We're the ones to make america great again." It's the sort of thing that could appeal to disaffected Democrats in the Midwest and Southern states that could get him through a primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:38 PM (zdM/+)

404 Any of the horde open an account yet?


Georgetown University professor and author Michael Eric Dyson says white people should keep an 'individual reparations account' to make donations to black groups and atone for America's history of slavery and racism.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 01:38 PM (2x9LM)

405 "Kind of like when crappy baseball teams talk about the stud prospect currently at Single A.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 13, 2017 01:37 PM (OD2ni) "

In many ways, this too is the story of Obama...I mean, of the San Diego Padres.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 13, 2017 01:39 PM (oZ6kz)

406 398 My older brother just lost his wife to cancer. This is the second time for him.

Prayers please.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (0uMxs)


So sorry.. Prayers going out....

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 01:39 PM (O2RFr)

407 Its superficial but do like that Trump appears to have changed his hair style.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2017 01:39 PM (FO7Ul)

408
If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman
If I'm alive and well...will you be there holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite


**air guitar**

**bangs head**

Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2017 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

409 BTW, we need to start calling the inauguration the coronation just to piss off the Lefties.

Take it to '11', say it in German: 'Einweihung'


I'm well hung.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2017 01:39 PM (Vddbf)

410 "Kind of like when crappy baseball teams talk about the stud prospect currently at Single A.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 13, 2017 01:37 PM (OD2ni)

=======================

Oh God, it's like you're an A's fan, just like me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:39 PM (zdM/+)

411 Do we have pictures of the Senatrix naked?

Posted by: Weasel at January 13, 2017 01:37 PM (C8aCP)
...............

We're on it.

Posted by: Starbucks Moscow at January 13, 2017 01:40 PM (HgMAr)

412
"CIA analysts look for deeper causes of rising instability in the world," one of the causes those CIA analysts see as the -- is the impact of climate change.


Remember the days when lefties unanimously agreed thatit was the CIA behind the rising instability in the world

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 13, 2017 01:40 PM (lKyWE)

413 377 93
Meanwhile, anybody in Vegas taking odds that Trump burns Langley to the ground after January 20th? He is PISSED.

Posted by: Jmel at January 13, 2017 12:53 PM (D8g/D)

Make it look like aleppo.
Posted by: local news at January 13, 2017 01:34 PM (1isJI)

The thing about Spies.... is they are trained to be dishonest and lie... its part of the damn job.

Its also part of the job to constantly be breaking the law...

So why in hell do you want them in control of Foreign Policy, like the have been post 9/11? Why do you want them running large parts of Defense?

The Deep Shadow Government of the so called Intelligence Community is about to get kicked in the nuts by Trump.... and they know it.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 13, 2017 01:40 PM (qf6WZ)

414 Gee SW...so sorry for all that are grieving. Prayers absolutely.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2017 01:40 PM (cJDvr)

415 Three Doors Down.. to play at inauguration...

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman
If I'm alive and well...will you be there holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite



Trump's Inauguration Song!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 01:41 PM (ujg0T)

416 361 Oh, great. Now we're in 2020 campaign mode. What some of you aren't seeing is the possibility of many millennials
might start feeling the effects of American prosperity for the first time in their lives under a Trump business-friendly administration.

Same goes for blacks.

I mean, c'mon. Trump hasn't even been immaculated yet.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2017 01:31 PM (Fmupd)

Yeah. None of us foresaw 6 months ago what would ensue between the morning of Nov. 8 and the present moment, but we know what's coming in 2020?

I guess it's a way to idle the time on a Friday afternoon...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 01:41 PM (ZM2xo)

417 >>And Biden's message? It could be something as rote as "We're the ones to make america great again." It's the sort of thing that could appeal to disaffected Democrats in the Midwest and Southern states that could get him through a primary.

Eh, not seeing it. I think there's a better chance that those disaffected Dems in the Midwest and South gravitate toward the Republican agenda if Trump can deliver.

Let's not forget, if not for Super Delegates rigging the Dem primary, Bernie would likely have beaten Hillary. That's where the new and improved Democratic Party is headed. More ethnic, more radical, more crazy. Joe only intersects with the crazy part.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 01:41 PM (/tuJf)

418 Georgetown University professor and author Michael Eric Dyson says white people should keep an 'individual reparations account' to make donations to black groups and atone for America's history of slavery and racism.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 01:38 PM (2x9LM)

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Fuck you.

More than one of my surname died in the civil war. Matter of fact.... 600,000 of our countrymen died to free your sorry ass.

When do YOU start living up to YOUR obligations ....... assholes.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2017 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

419 Yes, we all know why the Middle East is so fucked up....It's sooooo hot there!

Posted by: Hamilton at January 13, 2017 01:42 PM (sCjDS)

420 And I say again, the two times Biden has run for President previously he did atrociously, why would he do any better now that the party has gone even further left?

Yeah the myth of Biden the super candidate is one of the most puzzling to me. He's never done better than single digits and is a national joke. Even Bernie Sanders did better than him in a presidential election. Hell, Stoner Johnson did.

Biden is a nobody who somehow managed to gain power in a small state and was Peter Principled to lofty heights inexplicably. He has zero national appeal and is old as Vic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 01:42 PM (39g3+)

421 348 344 ISIS are using handicapped in a wheelchair suicide bombers now.

ok then
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 01:28 PM (2x9LM)

Somebody's been watching Batman v. Superman!

_______________________________

And Breaking Bad (Giancarlo Esposito vs. Gus Fring).

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2017 01:42 PM (4AVeu)

422 419 Yes, we all know why the Middle East is so fucked up....It's sooooo hot there!
Posted by: Hamilton at January 13, 2017 01:42 PM (sCjDS)

"So take off all your clothes!"

~ Nelly

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:42 PM (8hICw)

423 401 388 "CIA analysts look for deeper causes of rising instability in the world," one of the causes those CIA analysts see as the -- is the impact of climate change. Do you have any reason to doubt the assessment of these CIA analysts?


I have to agree with the "analysts. ISIS fears climate change is turning their desert into a desert!
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 01:38 PM (O2RFr)

Yeah.... Climate Change...

The Saudi's are all up in arms about the SNOW in the Sahara...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 13, 2017 01:42 PM (qf6WZ)

424 So, what is this? I'M not feeling any love for Democratic President nominee in 2020?

It's anti-semitism, right? RIGHT?

Well, anti-semitism, 800 murders a year in town, and this Department of Justice report my pal Barry just shoved up my tuchus as a going-away present.

But mostly anti-semitism!

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel, Walking Even More Funny Than Usual at January 13, 2017 01:42 PM (nd1zx)

425 Any of the horde open an account yet?


Georgetown University professor and author Michael Eric Dyson says white people should keep an 'individual reparations account' to make donations to black groups and atone for America's history of slavery and racism.




Let me be the first to give you a hearty and hale

FUCK YOU PERFESSER.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2017 01:42 PM (Vddbf)

426 Prayers for your Bro Sticky Wicket

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2017 01:42 PM (sBm2i)

427 >>Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2017 01:39 PM (8XRCm)


How to trade your Mancard for a Messenger bag in one Lyrical Posting.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2017 01:42 PM (tdv0F)

428 410 "Kind of like when crappy baseball teams talk about the stud prospect currently at Single A.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 13, 2017 01:37 PM (OD2ni)

*Brewers fan hangs her head and weeps*

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 01:43 PM (ZM2xo)

429
Georgetown University professor and author Michael Eric Dyson says white people should keep an 'individual reparations account' to make donations to black groups and atone for America's history of slavery and racism.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA


Can I make a withdrawal?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2017 01:43 PM (IqV8l)

430 Yes, we all know why the Middle East is so fucked up....It's sooooo hot there!
Posted by: Hamilton at January 13, 2017 01:42 PM (sCjDS)
--------

Well, it does seem that cultures from colder climates are more stable.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 01:43 PM (xeeHA)

431 What is this talk Harris running in 2020 when the new polls in Fl and NC look good for Hillary. I'm a lifelong Republican, but it will be an early night.

Posted by: Bull Wynn at January 13, 2017 01:44 PM (OD2ni)

432 So I see no Paul Anka at Trumps Coronation... Bullied out of it...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 01:44 PM (O2RFr)

433 I meant Hector Salamanca vs. Gus Fring.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2017 01:44 PM (4AVeu)

434 417 Eh, not seeing it. I think there's a better chance that those disaffected Dems in the Midwest and South gravitate toward the Republican agenda if Trump can deliver.

Let's not forget, if not for Super Delegates rigging the Dem primary, Bernie would likely have beaten Hillary. That's where the new and improved Democratic Party is headed. More ethnic, more radical, more crazy. Joe only intersects with the crazy part.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 01:41 PM (/tuJf)

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Ah, but think of the practical matters of the primary.

There won't be one for Republicans in any serious sense. Trump, assuming that he doesn't have some sort of YUGE controversy (I mean a real one), or he turns out to be a terrible president, will run unopposed and win without a real challenger (bets on Lindsay Graham running again?).

All of these life long Democrats who voted for Trump will have nothing to vote for if they decide to just keep voting Republican. They'll most likely take part in the primary.

Biden will do everything he can to convince these people to vote for him in the primary. And, since it'll be a choice between Biden and someone like Harris, if they decide to vote it'll be an easy vote for Biden.

I think it's very plausible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:44 PM (zdM/+)

435 >>Georgetown University professor and author Michael Eric Dyson says white
people should keep an 'individual reparations account' to make
donations to black groups and atone for America's history of slavery and
racism.


Kinda like that it's asking people to put their money where their mouth is, provided it would be *voluntary*. So not tax payer/government money, but personal contributions.

However, knowing the Left, they'd make it mandatory, or at minimum, turn it into some sort of litmus test/way to slam others for not contributing (i.e. the opposite of the Prop 8 contributer doxxing)

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 01:44 PM (NOIQH)

436 Georgetown University professor and author Michael Eric Dyson says white people should keep an 'individual reparations account'

I am completely ready to pay reparations to any and every slave I ever owned. I'll even pay for the ones my parents and grandparents owned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 01:45 PM (39g3+)

437 *Brewers fan hangs her head and weeps*
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 01:43 PM (ZM2xo)

Wait.. The Brewers are touting prospects now!?!?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:45 PM (8hICw)

438 So I see no Paul Anka at Trumps Coronation... Bullied out of it...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 01:44 PM (O2RFr)
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What? Really? That's awful.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2017 01:45 PM (sBOL1)

439 If Harris keeps up that act, it's going to be very hard to regain any of that, and with Trump/Hitler not being enough to get Hillary over the line with the ascendant majority of minorities and millenials, then I don't think Harris will be able to make it happen either.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:35 PM (zdM/+)

I'm concerned that people keep forgetting that the Democrats BARELY lost.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 01:45 PM (yYy0h)

440 Fuck you.

More than one of my surname died in the civil war. Matter of fact.... 600,000 of our countrymen died to free your sorry ass.

When do YOU start living up to YOUR obligations ....... assholes.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2017 01:41 PM (8XRCm)


THIS. The black culture needs a top to bottom make-over. But then I'm a racist.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2017 01:45 PM (5TjAs)

441 432 So I see no Paul Anka at Trumps Coronation... Bullied out of it...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 01:44 PM (O2RFr)

DAMMIT. I was SO looking forward to writing the phrase "slice like a fuckin' hammer" repeatedly.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 13, 2017 01:45 PM (RD7QR)

442 >>I see no Paul Anka at Trumps Coronation... Bullied out of it...


Slice like Hammer, Fold like Cheap Suit.

Posted by: Confuscius say at January 13, 2017 01:45 PM (tdv0F)

443 424 So, what is this? I'M not feeling any love for Democratic President nominee in 2020?

It's anti-semitism, right? RIGHT?

Well, anti-semitism, 800 murders a year in town, and this Department of Justice report my pal Barry just shoved up my tuchus as a going-away present.

But mostly anti-semitism!
Posted by: Rahm Emanuel, Walking Even More Funny Than Usual at January 13, 2017 01:42 PM (nd1zx)

==================

It's actually a height thing, Rahm.

We don't want a president we can fit in our pockets.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:45 PM (zdM/+)

444 How to trade your Mancard for a Messenger bag in one Lyrical Posting.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2017 01:42 PM (tdv0F)

-----

So..... not a fan.?


If memory serves.... you hate the Eagles too...

Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2017 01:46 PM (8XRCm)

445 The reparations program could be called the Spinners and Dinners Act.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2017 01:46 PM (5zvyt)

446 WTF is Lurch doing at Ho Chi Minh University?

-
Dancing with what brung him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 13, 2017 01:46 PM (Nwg0u)

447 Late to the post, but did anyone else call Ms Harris a daft trout yet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2017 01:46 PM (E67Aw)

448 Georgetown University professor and author Michael Eric Dyson says white people should keep an 'individual reparations account' to make donations to black groups and atone for America's history of slavery and racism.

Rather than standing there with your hand out, Michael, can you tell me why black people can't oppose crime and illegitimacy? These are failings of character and will that a flood of other people's money won't fix.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 01:46 PM (oVJmc)

449 Well, there goes grammie's and my backup singer gig.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2017 01:46 PM (sBOL1)

450 I'm still waiting for someone to condemn Hillary Clinton for her tireless efforts to prevent minorities from gaining the presidency. First she fights tooth and nail to prevent a halfrican American from becoming president, then she cheats and manipulates the system to stop a Jew. When will it end?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 01:46 PM (39g3+)

451 430 Yes, we all know why the Middle East is so fucked up....It's sooooo hot there!
Posted by: Hamilton at January 13, 2017 01:42 PM (sCjDS)
--------

Well, it does seem that cultures from colder climates are more stable.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 01:43 PM (xeeHA)


That explains a lot here in AZ.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2017 01:46 PM (cJDvr)

452 439
I'm concerned that people keep forgetting that the Democrats BARELY lost.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 01:45 PM (yYy0h)

=====================

You know what's impossible? Convincing lifelong registered Democrats to vote Democratic again in 2020, either in a primary contest or in the general election.

\s

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:46 PM (zdM/+)

453 she is dumber than boxer and that is pretty fucking dumb.........

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 42 days at January 13, 2017 01:46 PM (0O7c5)

454 I guess it's a way to idle the time on a Friday afternoon...

Don't blame me. I've been throwing out innuendos all day.

No takers.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 01:47 PM (QCwhW)

455
Kamala Harris' intelligence level? Yeah, that's the sub-sub-subbasement...

-- Boxes of Rocks at their abode in the Intelligence Tower

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 13, 2017 01:47 PM (BK3ZS)

456 Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 01:44 PM (O2RFr)

He says it's because of litigation schedule of his custody battle that conflicts with the inauguration.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2017 01:47 PM (FO7Ul)

457 Maybe she'll ask a climate scientist if they think Israel hacked Iran's centrifuges.

What a silly cunt.

Posted by: Dang at January 13, 2017 01:47 PM (8b+oT)

458 Speaking of Rahm, I see Chicago is going to try to address the crime problem by building a fancy new golf course on the South Side.

Rahm's solution to the crime problem: let's make all the yutes caddys!

Sorry, Obama's still not moving back there.

But it will make for challenging games. Trying to putt and dodge bullets at the same time is quite a skill.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 01:47 PM (ZM2xo)

459 Any of the horde open an account yet?

Georgetown University professor and author Michael Eric Dyson says white people should keep an 'individual reparations account' to make donations to black groups and atone for America's history of slavery and racism.
.........

Do they accept EBT?

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2017 01:47 PM (HgMAr)

460 425 Any of the horde open an account yet?

Georgetown University professor and author Michael Eric Dyson says white people should keep an 'individual reparations account' to make donations to black groups and atone for America's history of slavery and racism.



You know, I *would* donate to a Repatriation And Resettlement fund, that deports Michael Eric Dyson and his ilk to the African Motherland of his choice, never to return.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 01:48 PM (ujg0T)

461 Kamala, mala, mala, mala, mala, kameleon.
She come and go
She come and go

/Boy? George

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2017 01:48 PM (LWmn+)

462 456 Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 01:44 PM (O2RFr)

He says it's because of litigation schedule of his custody battle that conflicts with the inauguration.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2017

Why am I skeptical?

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 01:48 PM (O2RFr)

463 >>I think it's very plausible.

We'll see. But I think 2020 is going to be the mirror opposite of 2016. Unless Trump does something crazy, he will run unopposed and it will be the Democrats with a field of a dozen or so.

There is no heavyweight on their side. It will be a freak show.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 01:48 PM (/tuJf)

464 Midnight golf!

Posted by: Dang at January 13, 2017 01:48 PM (8b+oT)

465 >>Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2017 01:46 PM (8XRCm)


Not a fan of either...

but, the Eagles thing is also a Big Lebowski ref.
So, it gets a lotta play.



Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2017 01:48 PM (tdv0F)

466 Can you tell this committee, Mr. Pompeo, what the CIA intends to do about the Boogeyman?

Some children and parents who are not deniers of the Boogeyman feel that the Boogeyman presents a clear and present danger, and that such fear affects their sleep which in turn decreases their productivity and adversely affects our national security.

What are your plans to keep us apprised of the Boogeyman?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2017 01:49 PM (4AVeu)

467 I see no Paul Anka at Trumps Coronation... Bullied out of it...


Slice like Hammer, Fold like Cheap Suit.

-
He says that he must appear at a child custody hearing concerning his son.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 13, 2017 01:49 PM (Nwg0u)

468 Kamala was the fat cannibal wrestler for the WWF.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2017 01:49 PM (5zvyt)

469 466 Can you tell this committee, Mr. Pompeo, what the CIA intends to do about the Boogeyman?


And the tooth Fairy? I mean breaking and entering...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 01:49 PM (O2RFr)

470 2016 showed how much the Inner Party controls the D party. It's democratic in name only. It picked Hillary before the race even started. Bernie was meant to play the role of the Washington Generals in a rigged game.

I don't see this changing. I see Obama having a big role in the D Inner Party.

I don't see the D Inner Party allowing a Straight White Male to be the nominee. That's not how it rolls. And who'd be available? Biden? Kaine?

So it'll be a black or a woman, or a black woman.



Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 01:49 PM (SIY7D)

471 Georgetown University professor and author Michael Eric Dyson says white
people should keep an 'individual reparations account' to make
donations to black groups and atone for America's history of slavery and
racism.

I have always been in favor of reparations to any former slave.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 13, 2017 01:50 PM (qJhUV)

472
Kinda like that it's asking people to put their money where their mouth is, provided it would be *voluntary*. So not tax payer/government money, but personal contributions.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 01:44 PM (NOIQH)

"See, I'd pay more in taxes, if the government would just tax me more. No, no I won't voluntary pay more."

~ The Oracle of Omaha

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:50 PM (8hICw)

473 I agree with reparations, but maybe this is my white privilege speaking: I can't imagine actually doing that.

That is what I meant by an I.R.A.: an individual reparations account. You ain't got to ask the government, you don't have to ask your local politician - this is what you, an individual, conscientious, 'woke' citizen can do.
-------


I hate that fucking term 'woke.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 01:50 PM (2x9LM)

474 -
He says that he must appear at a child custody hearing concerning his son.

In the evening?

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 01:50 PM (O2RFr)

475 I'm quite sure her personality has not changed in her new role as Senator.

Her goal is to win the Presidency in 2020 or 2024.
Posted by: zombie


This is why reports of Donald's narcissism or egoism don't really sway me against him. Not because I think these are *good* or helpful qualities, but because I don't buy into leftist bullshit that minorities and women would somehow be an improvement. So we've got to leave behind the psychology based on identity politics.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2017 01:50 PM (vP09u)

476 468 Kamala was the fat cannibal wrestler for the WWF.

Did a run in Mid South against Lawler before that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 01:51 PM (QCwhW)

477
Boy? George

Georgy Girl

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2017 01:51 PM (IqV8l)

478 Trump's Inauguration Song!
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 01:41 PM (ujg0T)

Toby Keith.....

I was called the Crazy one
Who spoke up from the Podium
and the numbers weren't there
to get over the 50% line

You were the perfect one
The downright anointed one
But about your numbers
I said its all a lie.

I only wanted the voters attention
But you made fun of my Hair
Besides you have the MSM's adoration
But I spoke Bigly to LOUD




How do you like me now
Now that I've had my way
Standing here in Washington
As President Today?
I couldn't make you like me
But I always dreamed about
Living in your HeadSpace
How do you like me NOWWWWWW...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 13, 2017 01:51 PM (qf6WZ)

479 Can I open my personal reparations account with an initial deposit of all the Confederate currency that my great grandparents brought with them from Germany in 1897?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2017 01:51 PM (LWmn+)

480 What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Posted by: Senator Kamel Ass at January 13, 2017 01:51 PM (8b+oT)

481 Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:45 PM (8hICw)

Oh, we have a great farm system now, the best...of course, we've traded away almost all of the few really good players we had, like Tyler Thornburg and Jonathan Lucroy, for prospects who may or may not turn out - 2 or 3 years down the road.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 01:51 PM (ZM2xo)

482 ...'cause that would be about the right amount I owe.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2017 01:51 PM (LWmn+)

483 Our sources reveal that Donald Trump once hired a group of Chinese prostitutes to urinate in a bed once slept in by former Vice President Al Gore. "How does that warming feel, Algore!" he shouted. And then he released his second chakra all over the prostitutes.

Posted by: Excerpt from the next CIA leak at January 13, 2017 01:52 PM (nFdGS)

484 Harris is reasonably attractive and probably not quite as dumb as she appears here.

Posted by: Pep at January 13, 2017 12:41 PM (PJ0jp)


Sadly im late here, and ashamed to admit this is my senator i didnt vote for. Even more sadly she is qite a bit dumber and sillier than she appears here. Her policies indicate she might also be a lunatic as well.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at January 13, 2017 01:52 PM (YhV5r)

485 I'm just spitballin' here, but sometimes one does not have to look for "deeper reasons for instability."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2017 01:52 PM (B+qrE)

486 Georgetown University professor and author Michael Eric Dyson says white people should keep an 'individual reparations account' to make donations to black groups and atone for America's history of slavery and racism.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 01:38 PM (2x9LM)



And black people should keep an 'individual reparations account' to make donations to taxpayers to atone for black America's history of criminality, illegitimacy, and welfare dependence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:53 PM (SRKgf)

487
I have always been in favor of reparations to any former slave.

Forty mules and an acre.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2017 01:53 PM (IqV8l)

488 Another spin. This time the NYT.

Four people have been charged with a hate crime, among other charges, in the beating in Chicago of a teenager with mental disabilities, which was broadcast on Facebook Live on January 3. The video shows one of the suspects shouting about Donald Trump and 'white people.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 01:53 PM (2x9LM)

489 479 Can I open my personal reparations account with an initial deposit of all the Confederate currency that my great grandparents brought with them from Germany in 1897?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2017 01:51 PM (LWmn+)

Wait...you're not an Irish poet? [Lip trembles][Heads for fainting couch]

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 13, 2017 01:53 PM (RD7QR)

490 Jerry "The King" Lawler. Haven' t heard that name in a while.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2017 01:53 PM (5zvyt)

491 I read that Anka said it was due to a longstanding child custody battle and that his schedule has changed and can't attend the inauguration. He also said that he and Trump have been friends for 50 years.

Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2017 01:53 PM (oiNtH)

492 Oh, we have a great farm system now,
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 01:51 PM (ZM2xo)

I've always said the Brewers were the best AAA club in the majors. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:53 PM (8hICw)

493 Who says the Democrat Party has a shallow back bench?

Young visionaries such as Kamala Harris are the Party's future.

(In the future, instead of calling her squeaking or shrill, please say she operates in the upper freqency range. Thank you.)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 13, 2017 01:53 PM (xLqb6)

494 Just hearing about Paul Anka. He's out for the Inauguration.

The libs got to him.

They're certifiable.

Posted by: Germany at January 13, 2017 01:54 PM (hdpay)

495 In the evening?

Maybe in California.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 01:54 PM (oVJmc)

496 Enough of these secret ops against Climate Change. Send in a battle group!!!!

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 13, 2017 01:55 PM (1/I/y)

497 463 >>I think it's very plausible.

We'll see. But I think 2020 is going to be the mirror opposite of 2016. Unless Trump does something crazy, he will run unopposed and it will be the Democrats with a field of a dozen or so.

There is no heavyweight on their side. It will be a freak show.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 01:48 PM (/tuJf)

======================

I'm sure the field will be large (there's a very real power vacuum on the left), but if there's going to be one person who could tower over the rest at the beginning, it'll be Biden.

It's not our perception of Biden that matters, it's the perception of those who vote in Democratic Primaries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:55 PM (zdM/+)

498 490 Jerry "The King" Lawler. Haven' t heard that name in a while.

I grew up in Louisville ... so that's what we had. Never even heard of WWF until the mid-80s.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 01:55 PM (QCwhW)

499 491 I read that Anka said it was due to a longstanding child custody battle and that his schedule has changed and can't attend the inauguration. He also said that he and Trump have been friends for 50 years.
Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2017 0

I wonder why yesterday they said He was gonna do it and had written new lyrics for trump in the song My Way then?

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 01:55 PM (O2RFr)

500 So Ace drops one 'Laugh at the Retard' thread and thinks he's done for the day?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

501
"Republican" governor of Assachusetss, Charlie Baker, wants everyone in the world to know that he wrote a letter to Paul Ryan asking that he "save obamacare."

#thisiswhyyougottrump

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 01:56 PM (/fs7H)

502 "I have always been in favor of reparations to any former slave.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

Same here. Also they should be paid with the assets of former slaveholders.

Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2017 01:56 PM (1BQGO)

503 I'll ask you people to kindly refrain from speaking this way about the next president of the United States after Trump.

Posted by: StrawMan at January 13, 2017 01:31 PM (5RARy)

Hell, Barack Hussein Obama is a silly little bitch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 01:56 PM (bG+ug)

504 500 So Ace drops one 'Laugh at the Retard' thread and thinks he's done for the day?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

It's Friday and ScoggDog has been writing women-dem-senator-bondage fanfic...

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:57 PM (8hICw)

505 This is what happens when two Democrats are on the same ballot for the same Senate seat.

Thanks Califor...oh, wait, that's my state. I skipped voting for a Senator on my ballot.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 13, 2017 01:57 PM (mPyCN)

506 Anka is out? Anka is OUT?

*looks at stack of AoSHQ shirts with deer fucking monkey logo*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2017 01:57 PM (PY9jH)

507 502
Same here. Also they should be paid with the assets of former slaveholders.
Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2017 01:56 PM (1BQGO)

================

Is there a deduction in owed amounts if a family member died while in the Union army?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:57 PM (zdM/+)

508 506 Anka is out? Anka is OUT?

*looks at stack of AoSHQ shirts with deer fucking monkey logo*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2017 01:57 PM (PY9jH)

I bet the horde will still buy them.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:57 PM (8hICw)

509 Late to the post, but did anyone else call Ms Harris a daft trout yet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD

****


I'm going to go out on a limb here and award you a provisional "First Usage" award, pending further review by the judges.


And a Presidential Medal of Freedom

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2017 01:57 PM (LWmn+)

510 I've always said the Brewers were the best AAA club in the majors. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 01:53 PM (8hICw)


I've said that many times about the Padres.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:58 PM (SRKgf)

511 Same here. Also they should be paid with the assets of former slaveholders.
Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2017 01:56 PM (1BQGO)

Well Affleck is in trouble then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2017 01:58 PM (E67Aw)

512 If we could get James Taylor to sing for the Climates, perhaps the war would end!

Posted by: Kamalatoe Harris at January 13, 2017 01:58 PM (1/I/y)

513 Do you support, um, I dunno... butt plugs? *continues flipping through page after page of irrelevant notes*

Posted by: Senator Kamel Ass at January 13, 2017 01:58 PM (8b+oT)

514 Anka out.

Toby Keith in.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 01:58 PM (2x9LM)

515 >>"See, I'd pay more in taxes, if the government would just tax me more. No, no I won't voluntary pay more."



~ The Oracle of Omaha



Heh. It's like the current trend of donating to Planned Parenthood in response to tome conservatives comment, or the 3 hr PP telethon they're doing during the inauguration. Great! All the more reason to defund it if it can be supported by your personal donations, Lefties!! That's exactly what conservative want: personal charity, not government charity.

But it's expecting too much that they would understand the distinction.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 01:59 PM (NOIQH)

516 Eh, Barky won Iowa. She's got a shot.

Barkalounger ran against McStain

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at January 13, 2017 01:59 PM (CL76w)

517 It's too bad. I was looking forward to Paul Anka's rendition of If I Had a Hammer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 13, 2017 01:59 PM (Nwg0u)

518 It's Friday and ScoggDog has been writing women-dem-senator-bondage fanfic...

I'd love to claim it ... but that was Curmudgeon's work. Inspirational.

I'd bank roll it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 01:59 PM (QCwhW)

519 And a Presidential Medal of Freedom

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2017 01:57 PM (LWmn+)
Also known as a participation award

Posted by: MAC-SOG at January 13, 2017 01:59 PM (QPdNE)

520 514 Anka out.

Toby Keith in.

How long before He has scheduling "conflicts."?

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 01:59 PM (O2RFr)

521 I'm going to go out on a limb here and award you a provisional "First Usage" award, pending further review by the judges.


And a Presidential Medal of Freedom
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2017 01:57 PM (LWmn+)

Cool. What size beverage can you set on one of them?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2017 01:59 PM (E67Aw)

522 White people should pay reparations?

Ellis Island ca. 1900: "Welcome to America, you racist hater! You owe reparations!"

LEGAL immigrant, shaking the dust of Europe from his feet: "??"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:59 PM (SRKgf)

523 516 Eh, Barky won Iowa. She's got a shot.

Barkalounger ran against McStain
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at January 13, 2017 01:59 PM (CL76w)

He won the Dem Primary against the Beast in '08.

...sounds like a name for a heavy metal band...

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:00 PM (8hICw)

524 507 502
Same here. Also they should be paid with the assets of former slaveholders.
Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2017 01:56 PM (1BQGO)

================

Is there a deduction in owed amounts if a family member died while in the Union army?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:57 PM (zdM/+)

Yeah.... I'd have problems...

During the Battle of Bull Run... one Ancestor in the Union Artillery, was literally shooting at another ancestor in the Confederate Infantry...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 13, 2017 02:00 PM (qf6WZ)

525 >>So Ace drops one 'Laugh at the Retard' thread and thinks he's done for the day?

He's gonna drop a GAINZZ thread on us and then call it a week.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 02:00 PM (/tuJf)

526 >>Toby Keith in


Hmmm. He's a Democrat, IIRC, and anti-Iraq war from the beginning.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 02:00 PM (NOIQH)

527 Anthropologic Climactic Change?


Isn't that when Cro Magnon stopped having sex?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2017 02:00 PM (LWmn+)

528 513 Do you support, um, I dunno... butt plugs? *continues flipping through page after page of irrelevant notes*
Posted by: Senator Kamel Ass at January 13, 2017 01:58 PM (8b+oT)

Are you volunteering, Senator?

Posted by: joncelli, unsuccessful appointee at January 13, 2017 02:00 PM (RD7QR)

529 "He seems to be about a decade younger than 74 in how he acts. If that keeps up for four years, age itself won't be a factor against him."

PASTE. Nit duz a boddy goood!!!

Posted by: Joey "nook ad meez!" Biden at January 13, 2017 02:01 PM (kVX3W)

530 2 thoughts.

Was it shit like this scrunt that made the romans go all carthage delenda est.

Did they fucking giggle over the ashes.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2017 02:01 PM (aMlLZ)

531 506 Anka is out? Anka is OUT?

*looks at stack of AoSHQ shirts with deer fucking monkey logo*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2017 01:57 PM (PY9jH)

There are AoSHQ shirts?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 13, 2017 02:01 PM (WuRdh)

532 372 342 @327 WTF is Lurch doing at Ho Chi Minh University? "

Back visiting his old friends bosses.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 01:33 PM (ZM2xo

Fixed

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 13, 2017 02:01 PM (FeQVL)

533 522 White people should pay reparations?

Ellis Island ca. 1900: "Welcome to America, you racist hater! You owe reparations!"

LEGAL immigrant, shaking the dust of Europe from his feet: "??"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2017 01:59 PM (SRKgf)

===================

"I'm half Vietnamese, and the other side of my family fought in the Union army. How much do I owe?"
-Half Vietnamese man who had members of his family fight in the Union army, confused

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:01 PM (zdM/+)

534 483 Our sources reveal that Donald Trump once hired a group of Chinese prostitutes to urinate in a bed once slept in by former Vice President Al Gore. "How does that warming feel, Algore!" he shouted. And then he released his second chakra all over the prostitutes.
Posted by: Excerpt from the next CIA leak at January 13, 2017 01:52 PM (nFdGS)

We play joke. We go pee-pee in your Coke

Posted by: Chinese prostitutes at January 13, 2017 02:01 PM (7HtZB)

535 526 >>Toby Keith in


Hmmm. He's a Democrat, IIRC, and anti-Iraq war from the beginning.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 02:00 PM (NOIQH)

I think you may be confusing him with the Dixie Chicks...

Or maybe Tim McGraw.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:01 PM (8hICw)

536 "Mr. Pompeo, do you believe in my cultish religion?"

Posted by: Biergood at January 13, 2017 02:01 PM (v8Lx/)

537 >>White people should pay reparations?


Pigford II : Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2017 02:02 PM (tdv0F)

538

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 13, 2017 02:02 PM (HSmrB)

539 If we could get James Taylor to sing for the Climates, perhaps the war would end!

-
I've seen fire and I've seen rain.
This global warming's got to aind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 13, 2017 02:02 PM (Nwg0u)

540 524 Yeah.... I'd have problems...

During the Battle of Bull Run... one Ancestor in the Union Artillery, was literally shooting at another ancestor in the Confederate Infantry...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 13, 2017 02:00 PM (qf6WZ)

=====================

"This just sounds like a perfectly reasonable way to make government infinitely more powerful!"
-Elizabeth Warren

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:02 PM (zdM/+)

541 "Um...Lindsay Graham's retirement first.

And then for every ambitious politician in South Carolina to step aside.

Easy enough, right?"

Piece o' cake

Madison, begin again, '22!

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk- your subzero Hero at January 13, 2017 02:02 PM (kVX3W)

542
There are AoSHQ shirts?


#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 02:03 PM (oVJmc)

543 So Ace drops one 'Laugh at the Retard' thread and thinks he's done for the day?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Don't worry. I'm sure the Lena Dumpham Update is on the way.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 13, 2017 02:03 PM (V3IFq)

544 524 507 502
Same here. Also they should be paid with the assets of former slaveholders.
Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2017 01:56 PM (1BQGO)

================

Is there a deduction in owed amounts if a family member died while in the Union army?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 01:57 PM (zdM/+)

Yeah.... I'd have problems...

During the Battle of Bull Run... one Ancestor in the Union Artillery, was literally shooting at another ancestor in the Confederate Infantry...
Posted by: Don Q.
__________

And if you have family members who died because of Stalin's peaceful reform that made the future work, can we have Walter Duranty's family or The New York Times make our deposit for us?

Posted by: Furious George at January 13, 2017 02:03 PM (77i7V)

545 541 Piece o' cake

Madison, begin again, '22!
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk- your subzero Hero at January 13, 2017 02:02 PM (kVX3W)

===================

Woot!

Madison 2022!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:03 PM (zdM/+)

546 Top three events for Inauguration Weekend:

The Bitter Clingers Gala.

The Deplorable Ball.

The Tea Party Party.

As a typical white person, I am going to ride my high-horse to all three, get all wee-weed up, act stupidly like the Cambridge police, use protection so I don't punish my wife with a baby, celebrate the consequences of the recent election (because elections have consequences), and slander the name of the prophet Muhammad!

It should be great.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2017 02:03 PM (4AVeu)

547 Failure theater for the Democrats' constituency groups.

"Look! We brought up the Threat of Climate Change! Climate Change! we brought it up! Send lots of bux to this address and we'll continue to bring things up you like!

For the Resistance!!!!"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 13, 2017 02:03 PM (hLRSq)

548 Here's one who needs to be fired on general principles:
Walter Shaub. Director of the federal Office of Government Ethics. An Obola appointee.

Story at WZ towards bottom.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2017 02:04 PM (Vddbf)

549 Planned Parenthood: we get almost none of our money from the federal government, complaining about our funding makes no sense.

GOP: great, we'll just cut it all.

PP: If you do that women will have no access to cheap care!

GOP: Didn't you just say you get almost no money from us?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 02:04 PM (39g3+)

550 Pretty sure my ancestors were sharecroppers. What do I get ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 02:04 PM (QCwhW)

551 "if there's going to be one person who could tower over the rest at the beginning, it'll be Biden. "

Yeah, talk about yer tallest dwarf in the forest...

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk- your subzero Hero at January 13, 2017 02:04 PM (kVX3W)

552 I have always been in favor of reparations to any former slave.



Forty mules and an acre.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot
-----
After they prove their ancestors were, in fact, slaves. And if they can track down the ancestors of the people who owned them. Then, and only then, will they be told they are free to go to Liberia.

Posted by: Dang at January 13, 2017 02:04 PM (8b+oT)

553 518 It's Friday and ScoggDog has been writing women-dem-senator-bondage fanfic...

I'd love to claim it ... but that was Curmudgeon's work. Inspirational.

I'd bank roll it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 01:59 PM (QCwhW)



Aw, shucks. :-}

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 02:04 PM (ujg0T)

554 >>Don't worry. I'm sure the Lena Dumpham Update is on the way.


GAINZ
w/a Pork Rinds -' The Ultimate Snack Food' Update.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2017 02:04 PM (tdv0F)

555 If I were Trump I'd announce that I was cancelling the parade and other entertainment in order to immediately begin undoing the mess created by Obama. Then I would televise signing a pile of EO's.

Posted by: Weasel at January 13, 2017 02:04 PM (C8aCP)

556 549 Planned Parenthood: we get almost none of our money from the federal government, complaining about our funding makes no sense.

GOP: great, we'll just cut it all.

PP: If you do that women will have no access to cheap care!

GOP: Didn't you just say you get almost no money from us?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 02:04 PM (39g3+)

====================

"We also said that we don't sell baby parts. What do you want from us?"
-Planned Parenthood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:04 PM (zdM/+)

557 If the two dem candidates are Cory Booker or Kamala Harris, I am not sure how that goes. How do the various interest groups line up on that particular salad of various racial/sexual/policy check offs?

It might actually cause mass strokes if dems had to decide on the content of their characters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2017 02:04 PM (E67Aw)

558 Toby Keith: I was a Democrat my whole life. They kind of disowned me when I started supporting the troops, then I went and registered Independent

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 02:05 PM (2x9LM)

559 Hysterical Leftist Woman: If the RepubliKKKans cut Obamacare, then no more free birth control, women won't be able to get jobs, babies will flood the streets and welfare will be out of control!

GOP: That program just started 2 years ago, was it so bad before then?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 02:05 PM (39g3+)

560 555 If I were Trump I'd announce that I was cancelling the parade and other entertainment in order to immediately begin undoing the mess created by Obama. Then I would televise signing a pile of EO's.
Posted by: Weasel at January 13, 2017 02:04 PM (C8aCP)

=================

With dancing girls in the background.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:05 PM (zdM/+)

561 Question: Does she pronounce her name as "Kom-ahla", or is it like Pamela.

Or is it just easiest to say "shit-for-brains"?

Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2017 02:05 PM (VndSC)

562 Biden won't be a factor. His application to being an Amtrak conductor was accepted.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2017 02:05 PM (Fmupd)

563 NEVER GET THE UNDER-COATING!

Posted by: Ron Cadillac at January 13, 2017 02:05 PM (tdv0F)

564 GAINZ
w/a Pork Rinds -' The Ultimate Snack Food' Update.


No carbs. We give them to my type-1 diabetic son as a snack he can have any time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 02:05 PM (oVJmc)

565 558 Toby Keith: I was a Democrat my whole life. They kind of disowned me when I started supporting the troops, then I went and registered Independent
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 02:05 PM (2x9LM)

Really? I had no idea. I know he got into a "shooting war" with the dixie chicks. And that he and Willie Nelson did a duet of "whiskey for my men, beer for my horses" that was about killing Osama.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:06 PM (8hICw)

566 Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:01 PM (8hICw)
I thought Toby Keith was a democrat too. Maybe he's pulling a Charles, I'd play for the klan if they paid me, Barkley.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 13, 2017 02:06 PM (IgBFP)

567 Pretty sure my ancestors were sharecroppers. What do I get ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 02:04 PM (QCwhW)
What the little boy shot at

Posted by: MAC-SOG at January 13, 2017 02:06 PM (QPdNE)

568 It should be great.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2017 02:03 PM (4AVeu)


The libs concert is the 'Looza-Palooza.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 02:06 PM (2x9LM)

569 559 Hysterical Leftist Woman: If the RepubliKKKans cut Obamacare, then no more free birth control, women won't be able to get jobs, babies will flood the streets and welfare will be out of control!

GOP: That program just started 2 years ago, was it so bad before then?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 02:05 PM (39g3+)

====================

"Well, I didn't have a job then because I majored in gender studies, and I'm really mean to everyone so I can't even get a job at Starbucks despite everyone on my Tumblr saying that I'm amazing. So, yes."
-Hysterical Leftist Womyn

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:07 PM (zdM/+)

570 w/a Pork Rinds -' The Ultimate Snack Food' Update.

No carbs. We give them to my type-1 diabetic son as a snack he can have any time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 02:05 PM

And they come in flavors... used to like the salt and vinegar ones...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 02:07 PM (O2RFr)

571 Aw, shucks. :-}

Don't be modest. It takes a keen mind to envision a ball-gag/dildo combo.

Much respect.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 02:07 PM (QCwhW)

572 Hmmm. He's a Democrat, IIRC, and anti-Iraq war from the beginning.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 02:00 PM (NOIQH)

mr. "we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way?" i knew he was a dem, and he banned guns from his restaurants.....but what about the song?

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 42 days at January 13, 2017 02:07 PM (0O7c5)

573 --
563
NEVER GET THE UNDER-COATING!

Posted by: Ron Cadillac at January 13, 2017 02:05 PM
-----------------

Doesn't really do anything. Still smells weird.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 13, 2017 02:08 PM (pMGkg)

574 >>mr. "we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way?" i knew he was
a dem, and he banned guns from his restaurants.....but what about the
song?

I have been corrected - he's a former Democrat.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 02:08 PM (NOIQH)

575 564 GAINZ
w/a Pork Rinds -' The Ultimate Snack Food' Update.

No carbs. We give them to my type-1 diabetic son as a snack he can have any time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 02:05 PM (oVJmc)

Pork rinds can be ground down into powder & that powder be used akin to flour. No carb bread that tastes like bacon.

Posted by: Chinese prostitutes at January 13, 2017 02:08 PM (7HtZB)

576 "Well, I didn't have a job then because I majored in gender studies, and I'm really mean to everyone so I can't even get a job at Starbucks despite everyone on my Tumblr saying that I'm amazing. So, yes."
-Hysterical Leftist Womyn



Relax: The sex toy industry always needs testers for anal plugs, to make sure the plastic in them doesn't cause cancer.

Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2017 02:08 PM (VndSC)

577 563
NEVER GET THE UNDER-COATING!

Posted by: Ron Cadillac at January 13, 2017 02:05 PM

==================

Heh. I just watched that episode again a couple of nights ago.

Classic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:08 PM (zdM/+)

578 @#9 Do you really want to see it ?????

Posted by: SOMESASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 13, 2017 02:08 PM (nQHw/)

579 I thought Toby Keith was a democrat too. Maybe he's pulling a Charles, I'd play for the klan if they paid me, Barkley.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 13, 2017 02:06 PM (IgBFP)


It's for the money. At least that is why he played at the RNC one time. $$$$$$$$$

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 02:08 PM (2x9LM)

580 Cities will burn if its Harris vs Booker. Think east coast vs west coast gang/rapper war on a larger scale.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2017 02:08 PM (5zvyt)

581 562 Biden won't be a factor. His application to being an Amtrak conductor was accepted.
_______________________________

I thought he was campaigning to be president of the Hair Club for Men.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2017 02:09 PM (4AVeu)

582 "This just sounds like a perfectly reasonable way to make government infinitely more powerful!"
-Elizabeth Warren



How? :-}

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 02:09 PM (ujg0T)

583 Georgetown University professor and author Michael Eric Dyson says white people should keep an 'individual reparations account' to make donations to black groups and atone for America's history of slavery and racism.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 01:38 PM (2x9LM)





Let's see my grandparents came here around the time of WWI. Minus 1865......add the hetero and conservative...carry the fark you whitey and pay...Can I make installment payment over the next 3 centuries?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 02:10 PM (493sH)

584
Relax: The sex toy industry always needs testers for anal plugs, to make sure the plastic in them doesn't cause cancer.

Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2017 02:08 PM (VndSC)

PSA: According to the state of CA everything has been found to cause cancer.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:10 PM (8hICw)

585 I read that Anka said it was due to a longstanding child custody battle and that his schedule has changed and can't attend the inauguration. He also said that he and Trump have been friends for 50 years.

Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2017 01:53 PM (oiNtH)

One would think that Trump, through his people, could lean on the judge involved, and get him/her to reschedule.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 02:10 PM (bG+ug)

586 "Don't worry. I'm sure the Lena Dumpham Update is on the way."


What did that fat cretin do now?

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 13, 2017 02:10 PM (OD2ni)

587 mr. "we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way?" i knew he was a dem, and he banned guns from his restaurants.....but what about the song?


Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 42 days at January 13, 2017 02:07 PM (0O7c5)


Yeah, that didn't fly too well here.

UPDATED: Toby Keith's Bar and Grill in Woodbridge closes down

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 02:10 PM (wo3jg)

588 582
How? :-}

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 02:09 PM (ujg0T)

====================

"Someone in a protected group feels like they're being marginalized! Let's just create a new federal department that's completely independent of any democratic oversight whatsoever! It's the only way to save the children! Oh, why won't anyone think of the children!?!?!"
-Elizabeth Warren

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:10 PM (zdM/+)

589 579 I thought Toby Keith was a democrat too. Maybe he's pulling a Charles, I'd play for the klan if they paid me, Barkley.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 13, 2017 02:06 PM (IgBFP)


It's for the money. At least that is why he played at the RNC one time. $$$$$$$$$
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 02:08 PM (2x9LM)

That, or he just understands his audience?

Country Audiences won't go for Anti American political crap...

Exhibit 1, the Dixie Chicks.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 13, 2017 02:11 PM (qf6WZ)

590 Kamala Harris? That dude looks good in a dress.

Posted by: Mr. MaGoose at January 13, 2017 02:11 PM (0dmP2)

591 I'd contribute to a fund that would pay any African -American that wanted to accept it , a one way ticket out of the Country and two years living expense to which ever country they choose to become a citizen after renouncing their American citizenship. It's a win win for those who believe they are oppressed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2017 02:11 PM (FO7Ul)

592 *Straps Danishes to Head*

Halp us! LauraW. - You're our only hope!

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2017 02:11 PM (tdv0F)

593 PSA: According to the state of CA everything has been found to cause cancer.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:10 PM (8hICw)

Including the State of California... It's a cancer on the World....

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 02:11 PM (O2RFr)

594

the AoS version of How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? is

How Many Comments Does It Take To Get To A Comment On Pork Rinds?

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 02:11 PM (/fs7H)

595 571 Aw, shucks. :-}

Don't be modest. It takes a keen mind to envision a ball-gag/dildo combo.

Much respect.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 02:07 PM (QCwhW)



Or a jaw dropping trip to the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco. See Zombietime's blog for details.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 02:11 PM (ujg0T)

596 "Relax: The sex toy industry always needs testers for anal plugs, to make sure the plastic in them doesn't cause cancer.

Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2017 02:08 PM (VndSC)"


Do you have they're email address?

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 13, 2017 02:12 PM (OD2ni)

597 590 Kamala Harris? That dude looks good in a dress.
Posted by: Mr. MaGoose at January 13, 2017 02:11 PM (0dmP2)

"DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LAAADDDDYYYY!!"

~ Steven Tyler

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:12 PM (8hICw)

598 Someone summon willow. She's our only hope.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 13, 2017 02:12 PM (4df7R)

599 586 "Don't worry. I'm sure the Lena Dumpham Update is on the way."


What did that fat cretin do now?
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 13, 2017 02:10 PM (OD2ni)

Another delusional modeling shoot where she pretends she's sexy

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2017 02:12 PM (7HtZB)

600 PSA: According to the state of CA everything has been found to cause cancer.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:10 PM (8hICw)

Breathing causes Cancer....

Everyone who ever caught cancer post birth, breathed...

100% correlation....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 13, 2017 02:12 PM (qf6WZ)

601 585
I read that Anka said it was due to a longstanding child custody battle
and that his schedule has changed and can't attend the inauguration. He
also said that he and Trump have been friends for 50 years.



Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2017 01:53 PM (oiNtH)



One would think that Trump, through his people, could lean on the judge involved, and get him/her to reschedule.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 02:10 PM (bG+ug)
i'm still trying to wrap my head around the the fact that paul anka has a child young enough that they would require a custody hearing......but then so does trump.....so.....never mind......

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 42 days at January 13, 2017 02:13 PM (0O7c5)

602 See Zombietime's blog for details.

zombie is on a completely different plane of kink. I'm practically Lutheran by comparison.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 02:13 PM (QCwhW)

603 601 i'm still trying to wrap my head around the the fact that paul anka has a child young enough that they would require a custody hearing......but then so does trump.....so.....never mind......
Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 42 days at January 13, 2017 02:13 PM (0O7c5)

===================

You know that John Tyler's grandkids are still alive?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:13 PM (zdM/+)

604 That, or he just understands his audience?

Country Audiences won't go for Anti American political crap...

Exhibit 1, the Dixie Chicks.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 13, 2017 02:11 PM (qf6WZ)

'It was just a paid party for the sponsors, just a private party for 1,200 people.' He also admits he was paid 'a buttload of money' to play the event and if the Democratic National Convention asked him to play, he would have done that as well.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 02:13 PM (wo3jg)

605
526 >>Toby Keith in


Hmmm. He's a Democrat, IIRC, and anti-Iraq war from the beginning.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 02:00 PM (NOIQH)


Well Trump was also anti-Iraq war.

Maybe Keith is simply smarter than the average Dem and knows a lot of his fan base voted for Trump.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 02:13 PM (ZM2xo)

606 Are there any men in California?
How come two senatrixes until 2017?
Two female candidates in 2016.
Now still two senatrixes.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 13, 2017 02:13 PM (Nox3c)

607 600 PSA: According to the state of CA everything has been found to cause cancer.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:10 PM (8hICw)

Breathing causes Cancer....

Everyone who ever caught cancer post birth, breathed...

100% correlation....
Posted by: Don Q. at January 13, 2017 02:12 PM (qf6WZ)

Breaking news: Scientists have discovered that the number one factor in death is being alive.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:14 PM (8hICw)

608 BUY MY FUCKING PILLOW!

Posted by: Mike Lindel at January 13, 2017 02:14 PM (tdv0F)

609 My hair plugs were transplanted from my butt. So they're butt plugs, right?

So that makes me... a lesbian! *rubs head, pats tummy, pees pants*

Posted by: Joey Biden at January 13, 2017 02:15 PM (8b+oT)

610 he banned guns from his restaurants.....

_________________

First, he's not Congress so the 2nd Amendment doesn't apply to him

Second, the rights of private property owners allow him to do so and as a conservative I support his right to exclude anyone he wants for lawful reasons (e.g., not excluded based on race).

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2017 02:15 PM (4AVeu)

611 "Someone in a protected group feels like they're being marginalized! Let's just create a new federal department that's completely independent of any democratic oversight whatsoever! It's the only way to save the children! Oh, why won't anyone think of the children!?!?!"
-Elizabeth Warren
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:10 PM (zdM/+)



Me think-um fork tongue. :-}

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 02:15 PM (ujg0T)

612 Speaking of stupid, ugly moonbats, Joyce Carol Oates, president of the Society For the Prevention of Cruelty to Tricerarops, says Christianity is virtually synonymous with white supremacy.

http://tinyurl.com/j96abhv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 13, 2017 02:16 PM (Nwg0u)

613 610 First, he's not Congress so the 2nd Amendment doesn't apply to him

Second, the rights of private property owners allow him to do so and as a conservative I support his right to exclude anyone he wants for lawful reasons (e.g., not excluded based on race).
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2017 02:15 PM (4AVeu)

======================

As a crazy libertarian minded conservative, I'm totally okay with business barring people from their premises on any criteria they want.

You don't want white Catholic men over 30? Fine. I won't go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:16 PM (zdM/+)

614 609 My hair plugs were transplanted from my butt. So they're butt plugs, right?

So that makes me... a lesbian! *rubs head, pats tummy, pees pants*
Posted by: Joey Biden at January 13, 2017 02:15 PM (8b+oT)

You can identify as whatever you want. LGBTQABCWTFBBQ for the win!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:16 PM (8hICw)

615 BUY MY FUCKING PILLOW!

Posted by: Mike Lindel
-----
I butt fucked my pillow!

Posted by: Joey Biden at January 13, 2017 02:16 PM (8b+oT)

616 First, he's not Congress so the 2nd Amendment doesn't apply to him

Second, the rights of private property owners allow him to do so and as a conservative I support his right to exclude anyone he wants for lawful reasons (e.g., not excluded based on race).

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2017 02:15 PM (4AVeu)

And the market/customers chose freely and now TK;s is closed.

*really wasn't all that good either

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 02:16 PM (2x9LM)

617 'It was just a paid party for the sponsors, just a private party for 1,200 people.' He also admits he was paid 'a buttload of money' to play the event and if the Democratic National Convention asked him to play, he would have done that as well.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 02:13 PM (wo3jg)

Yup.... not allowing Politics to impact his job as a performer...

Now if only the REST of the 'entertainment industry' would get this clue...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 13, 2017 02:17 PM (qf6WZ)

618 I'd contribute to a fund that would pay any African
-American that wanted to accept it , a one way ticket out of the Country
and two years living expense to which ever country they choose to
become a citizen after renouncing their American citizenship. It's a
win win for those who believe they are oppressed. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2017 02:11 PM (FO7Ul)
=====

Can't think of any country in Africa that would want them. I seem to remember a fashion awhile ago for AA politicians to move temporarily to an African country and living like out of control frat boys.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2017 02:17 PM (MIKMs)

619 I butt fucked my pillow!


Posted by: Joey Biden at January 13, 2017 02:16 PM (8b+oT)
============================

Joe, that wasn't your pillow

Posted by: Meagan at January 13, 2017 02:18 PM (X4ZNp)

620 Someone summon willow. She's our only hope.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 13, 2017 02:12 PM (4df7R)

-----

Beth I hear you bawling
But I cant join in right now
Me and the cobs are slaying
On the AoSHQ battle grou-ou-ound

Posted by: willows sock at January 13, 2017 02:18 PM (8XRCm)

621 You know that John Tyler's grandkids are still alive?

The old dude from Aerosmith?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 02:18 PM (oVJmc)

622 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2017 02:15 PM (4AVeu)

Agree but I don't give my business to establishments that won't let me carry. No hard feelings , just the way it is.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2017 02:18 PM (FO7Ul)

623 Lose one affirmative action POTUS and gain one affirmative action Senator.

Posted by: WildBill at January 13, 2017 02:18 PM (MgRM6)

624 AHHHHHHHHH!

Trump hasn't been inaugurated yet and we're talking about 2020 delegates and tactics and electors and BLECHHHH!!!!

Haven't we suffered enough the last 2 years.

RantRantRantRantRantRantRantRantRantRantRantRantRantRantRant.
*whimper*
*collapses in quivering heap*

Where is Steiner?

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 13, 2017 02:18 PM (FeQVL)

625 OMG the LBQT!() stole ace's Y

the squealed

Posted by: DaveA at January 13, 2017 02:18 PM (8J/Te)

626 Isn't the Honorable Senator dumbass from California really Kamala Harris Perry?

Posted by: Advo at January 13, 2017 02:19 PM (rfIyI)

627 The headline for this story at Salon.com reads:

"Kamala Harris was the only senator to grill DHS nominee on radical immigration plans."

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 13, 2017 02:19 PM (J9FkY)

628 Okay, climate change, butt plugs, and pork rinds in limerick format: GO!

Posted by: joncelli: Yes, it's Friday at January 13, 2017 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

629 Jenner is going to be at the Inauguration, and I think xe could provide great entertainment by showing xis remaining athletic skills.

I'd like to see xim do a pole vault (!) and shot put in an evening gown and heels.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 02:19 PM (ZM2xo)

630 612 Speaking of stupid, ugly moonbats, Joyce Carol Oates, president of the Society For the Prevention of Cruelty to Tricerarops, says Christianity is virtually synonymous with white supremacy.

http://tinyurl.com/j96abhv
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 13, 2017 02:16 PM (Nwg0u)

======================

Arch-Bishop His Most Reverend José H. Gomez of Los Angeles sits off to the side, wondering when he ceased to be a Christian.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:19 PM (zdM/+)

631 Kenny Rogers Roasters were great but they all shut down around here. How will he pay his plastic surgeon?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)

632 Ridiculous and unserious.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 13, 2017 02:20 PM (0mRoj)

633 Can't think of any country in Africa that would want them. I seem to remember a fashion awhile ago for AA politicians to move temporarily to an African country and living like out of control frat boys.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2017 02:17 PM (MIKMs)

Second look at the American Colonization Society?

The one that was sending Blacks to Liberia?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 13, 2017 02:20 PM (qf6WZ)

634 "Lockheed Martin pledges to cut cost of F-35 and hire 1800+ workers after meeting with Trump."


In a related story, Jeb is getting a mani-pedi for the weekend.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 13, 2017 02:20 PM (J4nVH)

635 631 Kenny Rogers Roasters were great but they all shut down around here. How will he pay his plastic surgeon?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)

Still worth 250 million so I guess he can botch the hell out of his face some more.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 02:21 PM (wo3jg)

636 Maybe I was. Fuck. My first ever.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at January 13, 2017 12:40 PM

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Col Kurtz to the barrel?


Probably should, just to be sure.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2017 12:45 PM


The horror ... the horror

Posted by: That Guy who quotes Colonel Kurtz at January 13, 2017 02:21 PM (DMUuz)

637 I would love for one Trump choice, just one, to tee off on the congressmen questioning them. Just go off like Trump on CNN ripping them a new one for vapid, stupid, and obnoxious questions wasting everyone's time and acting like retards on camera for their voters back home. Blow up and unload on them on behalf of the American people, then get up on the table, whip it out, and urinate all over the congressmen to show them the "proper respect" they have all earned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 02:21 PM (39g3+)

638 621 You know that John Tyler's grandkids are still alive?

The old dude from Aerosmith?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 02:18 PM (oVJmc)

==================

Totes.

Also the president from the 1840s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:21 PM (zdM/+)

639 --
631
Kenny Rogers Roasters were great but they all shut down around here. How will he pay his plastic surgeon?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 02:19 PM

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He could probably make good bank by suing the guy.

Posted by: irright at January 13, 2017 02:22 PM (pMGkg)

640 635 631 Kenny Rogers Roasters were great but they all shut down around here. How will he pay his plastic surgeon?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)


They are all over the Philippines.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 13, 2017 02:22 PM (1/I/y)

641 Okay, climate change, butt plugs, and pork rinds in limerick format: GO!
Posted by: joncelli: Yes, it's Friday at January 13, 2017 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

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There once was a iceberg named Bilbo
Who's butt plug was shapped like a dildo
Spicy pork rinds
I rub on my hind
To get the burn on my my my my somthing that rhymes with ill dough.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2017 02:22 PM (8XRCm)

642 She is presentable, but I'm not sure how anyone can claim she's attractive. Nose and mouth are too misshapen and ugly. I'd rather do Liz Warren.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2017 02:23 PM (vP09u)

643 >>>628 Okay, climate change, butt plugs, and pork rinds in limerick format: GO!

Pork rinds are flavorful
Butt plugs are not
The earth sure is hot

Posted by: Jose Canseco at January 13, 2017 02:23 PM (S/nuS)

644 "White people should pay reparations? "

Yeah, well- I actually legitimately have the amount of Cherokee heritage that Fauxcahontas aspires to in her bogus claims.

So I'll get right on paying my paleface share of reparations, just as soon as dopes like Dyson and all the rest of you interlopers pay my share of back-rent on the North American continent.

Pow Wow, Now! And stuff.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk- you got yer peanut butter on my wigwam! at January 13, 2017 02:23 PM (kVX3W)

645 Can't think of any country in Africa that would want them. I seem to remember a fashion awhile ago for AA politicians to move temporarily to an African country and living like out of control frat boys.


Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2017 02:17 PM (MIKMs)

There was a story in the WSJ a few years back about a bunch of AA's (not pols) who moved back to West Africa. The story was about all the tensions between the AAs and the natives. The AA's weren't used to living without all the conveniences of home - like clean water coming out of the taps for instance - and the natives thought the AA's were a spoiled, arrogant bunch.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 02:23 PM (ZM2xo)

646 That's one thing I like about Harrison Ford. He's old and he's just getting old. He looks craggy and saggy and old and that's how he should look.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 02:23 PM (39g3+)

647 OT - Expect Inauguration Shenanigans

http://tinyurl.com/j5x5v56


The U.S. Army general who heads the D.C. National Guard and is an
integral part of overseeing the inauguration said Friday he has been
ordered removed from command effective Jan. 20, 12:01 p.m., just as
Donald Trump is sworn in as president.

What bullshit!

Posted by: Joey Biden at January 13, 2017 02:24 PM (8b+oT)

648 642 She is presentable, but I'm not sure how anyone can claim she's attractive. Nose and mouth are too misshapen and ugly. I'd rather do Liz Warren.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2017 02:23 PM (vP09u)

The senator from MA doesn't actually wear a Pocahontas outfit.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:24 PM (8hICw)

649 Good news for ace. The next fifty shades of grey movie is coming out.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2017 02:24 PM (cAnNx)

650 642 She is presentable, but I'm not sure how anyone can claim she's attractive. Nose and mouth are too misshapen and ugly. I'd rather do Liz Warren.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2017 02:23 PM (vP09u)

=====================

"Have a Native American fetish, do you? What if I whispered sweet nothings about completely unaccountable federal bureaucracies? Will that help?"
-Elizabeth Warren

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:24 PM (zdM/+)

651 --

I would love for one Trump choice, just one, to tee off on the
congressmen questioning them. Just go off like Trump on CNN ripping them
a new one for vapid, stupid, and obnoxious questions wasting everyone's
time and acting like retards on camera for their voters back home. Blow
up and unload on them on behalf of the American people, then get up on
the table, whip it out, and urinate all over the congressmen to show
them the "proper respect" they have all earned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 02:21 PM
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I've also had this thought.

Posted by: irright at January 13, 2017 02:24 PM (pMGkg)

652 OT - Expect Inauguration Shenanigans

http://tinyurl.com/j5x5v56


The U.S. Army general who heads the D.C. National Guard and is an

integral part of overseeing the inauguration said Friday he has been

ordered removed from command effective Jan. 20, 12:01 p.m., just as

Donald Trump is sworn in as president.

What bullshit!

Posted by: Dang at January 13, 2017 02:24 PM (8b+oT)

653 630 612 Speaking of stupid, ugly moonbats, Joyce Carol Oates, president of the Society For the Prevention of Cruelty to Tricerarops, says Christianity is virtually synonymous with white supremacy.


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 13, 2017 02:16 PM (Nwg0u)

======================

Arch-Bishop His Most Reverend Jose H. Gomez of Los Angeles sits off to the side, wondering when he ceased to be a Christian.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:19 PM (zdM/+)

I went to hear Archbishop Chaput speak a few months ago & during the Q&A, a young lady (who has gay friends, as she made sure everyone knew), said that she feels there's no place for people of color in the Church, completely oblivious to the fact that the Archbishop is American Indian.

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2017 02:24 PM (7HtZB)

654 Per Insty, legislators in Iowa and Missouri have introduced bills to eliminate tenure at state colleges.

Now that would be a darn shame. *cough cough*

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2017 02:24 PM (gAXee)

655 653
I went to hear Archbishop Chaput speak a few months ago & during the Q&A, a young lady (who has gay friends, as she made sure everyone knew), said that she feels there's no place for people of color in the Church, completely oblivious to the fact that the Archbishop is American Indian.
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2017 02:24 PM (7HtZB)

=====================

"They don't count. They don't think the right way."
-A young lady (who has gay friends, as she made sure everyone know)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:26 PM (zdM/+)

656 Mollie Hemingway, everyone's favorite pundit, cuts to the chase. Like a fucking hammer.

http://tinyurl.com/jpclwsu

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2017 02:26 PM (X4ZNp)

657 *whimper*
*collapses in quivering heap*
Where is Steiner?
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 13, 2017 02:18 PM


Mein Vlad, Steiner ... Steiner isn't coming.

Now buck up. Take advantage of all the giant redwood-ish schadenboners that have sprouted since November, plant the progs face-down, and impale them into quivering, wimpering heaps.

No mercy!

Posted by: That Guy from Downfall at January 13, 2017 02:26 PM (DMUuz)

658 Okay, climate change, butt plugs, and pork rinds in limerick format: GO!

Posted by: joncelli: Yes, it's Friday at January 13, 2017 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

Challenge accepted:

Michael Mann, while perched on a glacier,

Said, "Man, these pork rinds are tastier,

They're munchy, and salty,

And a little bit malty,

On the whole, the butt plugs were nastier."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 02:26 PM (bG+ug)

659 654 Per Insty, legislators in Iowa and Missouri have introduced bills to eliminate tenure at state colleges.

Now that would be a darn shame. *cough cough*
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2017 02:24 PM (gAXee)

=================

I didn't read it. Is it in line with the Wisconsin reform that just moves the writing of tenure rules from one governing body to another? Or is it outright, up by the roots type stuff?

Maybe I should just read it...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:27 PM (zdM/+)

660 She was Willie Brown's girlfriend (while he was married) and it was not even remotely secret for a long time.

Posted by: Lester at January 13, 2017 02:27 PM (8USec)

661 I can't believe how fucking funny you morons have been the last couple days.

Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2017 02:27 PM (q177U)

662 Now that would be a darn shame. *cough cough*


Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2017 02:24 PM (gAXee)

There's one problem I have with getting rid of tenure - who do you think would be targeted the most - the Commie nutcases or the few conservative profs like Sowell and VDH?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 02:28 PM (ZM2xo)

663 661 I can't believe how fucking funny you morons have been the last couple days.
Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2017 02:27 PM (q177U)

====================

I guess us not wanting to cut our own wrists helps the funny for the better members.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:28 PM (zdM/+)

664 Okay, climate change, butt plugs, and pork rinds in limerick format: GO!
Posted by: joncelli: Yes, it's Friday at January 13, 2017 02:19 PM (RD7QR)


There once was a man named Al Gore
Who was burned by a cheap Cambodian whore
His butt plug was stolen
Pork rinds out colon
And that's how global warming was born.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 13, 2017 02:28 PM (WuRdh)

665 Joyce Carol Oates Greatest Hits!

http://tinyurl.com/pcebsw4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 13, 2017 02:28 PM (Nwg0u)

666 --

She was Willie Brown's girlfriend (while he was married) and it was not even remotely secret for a long time.


Posted by: Lester at January 13, 2017 02:27 PM
------------

Are we talking about Lena Dunham, Kamala Harris, or Kenny Rogers?

Posted by: irright at January 13, 2017 02:28 PM (pMGkg)

667 THE WARMING PLANET WILL ONLY EVERY BRING DOWN AN ENDLESS TIDE OF BLOODTHIRSTY AMISH AND LUTHERANS.

Posted by: THE CAPTAIN at January 13, 2017 02:29 PM (q177U)

668
Holy shit. Trump just met with Steve Harvey at Trump Tower. I swear to God he will meet with anyone

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 02:29 PM (493sH)

669
Now buck up. Take advantage of all the giant redwood-ish schadenboners that have sprouted since November, plant the progs face-down, and impale them into quivering, wimpering heaps.

No mercy!
Posted by: That Guy from Downfall at January 13, 2017 02:26 PM (DMUuz)

Just don't cut a hole in your Giant Redwood...

It might fall down after 130 years...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 13, 2017 02:29 PM (qf6WZ)

670 Tenure is an idea that really only works if there is some diversity of thought in institutions. If everyone is all the same, all it does is entrench ever more insane radicalism along the same lines and ruin education.

The purpose of tenure was to protect diversity of opinion and thought, so when someone bucked the system and the school's consensus, they weren't fired out of hand. But when the entire system refuses to even consider hiring anyone who might do so, all it does is fossilize the school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 02:29 PM (39g3+)

671 LB only on the QT if they R Q'T like...................

Posted by: saf at January 13, 2017 02:30 PM (+zN6H)

672 668
Holy shit. Trump just met with Steve Harvey at Trump Tower. I swear to God he will meet with anyone
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 02:29 PM (493sH)

Good for him. Aloofness was one of the more potent criticisms of Barky.

Posted by: joncelli: Yes, it's Friday at January 13, 2017 02:30 PM (RD7QR)

673 662 There's one problem I have with getting rid of tenure - who do you think
would be targeted the most - the Commie nutcases or the few
conservative profs like Sowell and VDH?


Donna, I don't think anyone should have lifetime job security, and that includes federal judges up to the SC.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2017 02:31 PM (gAXee)

674 668
Holy shit. Trump just met with Steve Harvey at Trump Tower. I swear to God he will meet with anyone
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 02:29 PM (493sH)

=====================

Kind words from Steve Harvey on his radio show could help weaken blind black support for the Democratic Party.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:31 PM (zdM/+)

675 Holy shit. Trump just met with Steve Harvey at Trump Tower. I swear to God he will meet with anyone

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 02:29 PM (493sH)
===========================

Not so!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 13, 2017 02:31 PM (X4ZNp)

676 Good for him. Aloofness was one of the more potent criticisms of Barky.
Posted by: joncelli: Yes, it's Friday at January 13, 2017 02:30 PM (RD

Unless you were an important Dignitary like Beyonce and J-Z

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 02:31 PM (O2RFr)

677 Going through the Senate confirmation process is a lot like getting by the HR department at any BigCo in order to get hired. Don't piss off Nurse Ratched and hope you scrubbed your FaceBook page off any non-PC red flags.

That's why I'm looking forward to Trump's Labor pick because he can't hide his Kate Upton and Blurred Lines Brunette videos. Like a frat boy caught with Spring Break videos.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 02:32 PM (SIY7D)

678 662 Now that would be a darn shame. *cough cough*


Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2017 02:24 PM (gAXee)

There's one problem I have with getting rid of tenure - who do you think would be targeted the most - the Commie nutcases or the few conservative profs like Sowell and VDH?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 02:28 PM (ZM2xo)




I doubt they're giving the conservatives tenure to begin with.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2017 02:32 PM (cAnNx)

679 668
Holy shit. Trump just met with Steve Harvey at Trump Tower. I swear to God he will meet with anyone
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 02:29 PM (493sH)

Steve Harvey thought he was meeting with Ronald McDonald.

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2017 02:32 PM (7HtZB)

680 I'd rather do Liz Warren.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2017 02:23 PM


Another data point pointing toward confirmation of the Universal Horde Hypothesis that no matter who the LUQ* (Lass Under Question) is, at least one Moron will say "I'd hit it." or award a score of 1 on the MBS (Moron Binary Scale).

*When a random lass is being discussed, she can be referred as the LUQ of the Draw.

Posted by: That Guy from Downfall at January 13, 2017 02:32 PM (DMUuz)

681 656 Mollie Hemingway, everyone's favorite pundit, cuts to the chase. Like a fucking hammer.

http://tinyurl.com/jpclwsu
Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2017 02:26 PM (X4ZNp)

You might want to read down to her responses to others on that thread of comments...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 13, 2017 02:32 PM (qf6WZ)

682 So, to summarize...

Islamic Terrorism? Not something the CIA needs to care about

"Climate" "Change"? A top priority for the CIA.

Keep bringing the stupid, Senate Democrats, because #ThatsHowYouGetMoreTrump

Oh, and John Brennan has demonstrated nothing other than that he's a leftist hack. That he could rise through the ranks of the CIA to become Director is all the evidence one needs that the CIA needs a thorough, top-to-bottom swamp-draining

Posted by: DocJ at January 13, 2017 02:33 PM (UmjAb)

683 The U.S. Army general who heads the D.C. National Guard and is an

integral part of overseeing the inauguration said Friday he has been

ordered removed from command effective Jan. 20, 12:01 p.m., just as

Donald Trump is sworn in as president.

What bullshit!
Posted by: Dang





Read the story. He's a political appointee.
Appointed by Bush.

Axed as Obola's last presidential act.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2017 02:33 PM (Vddbf)

684 She was Willie Brown's girlfriend (while he was married) and it was not even remotely secret for a long time.
Posted by: Lester at January 13, 2017 02:27 PM (8USec)


Delurking...

The correct term(s) would be jump-off and/or side piece. (smile) She is nothing but a serial political/social ladder climber and dumb as hell.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 13, 2017 02:34 PM (S/qwI)

685 Axed as Obola's last presidential act.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2017 02:33 PM (Vddbf

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He gets fired.

And Chelsea Manning and Bergdahl get pardoned.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2017 02:34 PM (8XRCm)

686 Matthew Continetti wrote a column entitled "My Schadenboner Just Struck Oil. In Alaska"

http://tinyurl.com/gthou2h

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2017 02:35 PM (X4ZNp)

687 Kind words from Steve Harvey on his radio show could help weaken blind black support for the Democratic Party.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:31 PM (zdM/+)



We'll see. Harvey said Trump seems like a really sincere guy who is willing to listen to what people have to say. baby steps

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 02:35 PM (493sH)

688 I'd rather do Liz Warren.

-
There's not enough wampum or firewater in the world.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 13, 2017 02:35 PM (Nwg0u)

689 >> somthing that rhymes with ill dough.

Mildew?

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 13, 2017 02:35 PM (gTQoY)

690 Champagne's naught but sparkling wine
I lap gleefully from my 3rd world prostitute's behind
But aye, there's a rub
the Butt must be first plugged
'lest you throw up those greasy Pork Rinds

Posted by: Steve Croft at January 13, 2017 02:35 PM (tdv0F)

691 A gay guy named Barry,

who was quite a fairy,

said "Butt plugs are scary!"

But he saw Michelle's dick,

large, hairy and thick,

and exclaimed - "Oh my goodness! Let's marry!"


Posted by: Dang at January 13, 2017 02:35 PM (8b+oT)

692 I guess us not wanting to cut our own wrists helps the funny for the better members.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:28 PM (zdM/+)

I'd want to cut my wrists if we were counting down the days until Hill's inauguration.

I'm nervous, but I'm not in a state of despair.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 13, 2017 02:36 PM (ZM2xo)

693 Yep - saw this Kamala Harris stupidity yesterday - it does not surprise me that she would be stupid enough to beclown herself, with no self awareness whatsoever. Frankly, I hope they keep doing this as, for the first time in a long time, people, i mean normal people, and general LIVs, around the country - i.e. not jackhole blue state, coastal, city types - are actually paying attention and hearing, for the first time that their agencies (such as CIA DOD, FBI etc.) have not been tasked by Obama and the Democrats to, you know, do their job of keeping us safe from the bad guys, but were, in fact, making sure transsexuals got to use your bathroom, that some douche "environmental scientist" got to keep his grant and that Islamic-rage-terrorism-boy got to continue to plot blowing us up without threat of possibly feeling "unwelcome" in our country.

And these people do NOT like that and are scratching their heads and saying - wtf? And then looking at Harris and saying "who bitch this is?"

Between this BS and and sh*ting all over the Cubans ( thus giving our side Florida, now and forever amen, it is going to be a long next 8 years

#andthisiswhytrumpwillberelected
#andthisiswhypencewillbepresidentin2024

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 13, 2017 02:36 PM (Fb9aZ)

694 Delurking...

The correct term(s) would be jump-off and/or side piece. (smile) She is nothing but a serial political/social ladder climber and dumb as hell.
Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 13, 2017 02:34 PM (S/qwI)

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You need to delurq more often...

Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2017 02:36 PM (8XRCm)

695 Trump just met with Steve Harvey at Trump Tower. I swear to God he will meet with anyone

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 02:29 PM (493sH)


You hadn't noticed that Trump is hyperactive and will talk to a fire hydrant if that's all that is available? Trying to guess his moves by who he talks to is a fool's errand for that one reason.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 13, 2017 02:36 PM (hLRSq)

696 --
Holy shit. Trump just met with Steve Harvey at Trump Tower. I swear to God he will meet with anyone

---------------

Is there a website or something where you can make an appointment? I'd like to buy that guy a beer.

Posted by: irright at January 13, 2017 02:36 PM (pMGkg)

697 687 We'll see. Harvey said Trump seems like a really sincere guy who is willing to listen to what people have to say. baby steps
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 02:35 PM (493sH)

====================

His show is occasionally on in the bathroom at work, and I heard him right before the election pumping for Hillary.

Get him to not do that in 2020, but even support Trump?

Not exactly a game changer, but it could help push Democratic support from the black community into the low 80s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:36 PM (zdM/+)

698 The correct term(s) would be jump-off and/or side piece. (smile) She is nothing but a serial political/social ladder climber and dumb as hell.
Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 13, 2017 02:34 PM (S/qwI)


Sigh...

Should read "serial political/social climber".

Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 13, 2017 02:37 PM (S/qwI)

699 long for these idiots that is!

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 13, 2017 02:37 PM (Fb9aZ)

700 Is there a website or something where you can make an appointment? I'd like to buy that guy a beer.
Posted by: irright at January 13, 2017 02:36 PM (pMGkg)

He doesn't drink.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:37 PM (8hICw)

701 If I might remind you, Madame Senator, the CIA's most important goal is examining women's breasts. We can't take our eyes off that.

Posted by: undocumented illegal forked tongue at January 13, 2017 02:37 PM (e8kgV)

702

is Ace doing skwaaats?

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 02:37 PM (/fs7H)

703 Steve Harvey is a funny guy, he's not real straight in his politics, but he's pretty good on culture. Frankly, Trump meets with anyone who asks unless they are just scum like Michael Moore. That's fine by me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 02:37 PM (39g3+)

704 Holy shit. Trump just met with Steve Harvey at Trump Tower. I swear to God he will meet with anyone
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2017 02:29 PM (493sH)

Steve Harvey thought he was meeting with Ronald McDonald.
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2017 02:32 PM (7HtZB)

So Trump will even meet with non celebrities. Interesting...

Posted by: StrawMan at January 13, 2017 02:37 PM (5RARy)

705 702

is Ace doing skwaaats?
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 02:37 PM (/fs7H)

Never skip leg day.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:38 PM (8hICw)

706 "688 I'd rather do Liz Warren."


You go see-em medicine man!

Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at January 13, 2017 02:38 PM (OD2ni)

707 The senator from MA doesn't actually wear a Pocahontas outfit.

Yeah, she's into the "frigid spinster librarian who may possibly be a lesbian" look.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 13, 2017 02:38 PM (qJhUV)

708 707 The senator from MA doesn't actually wear a Pocahontas outfit.

Yeah, she's into the "frigid spinster librarian who may possibly be a lesbian" look.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 13, 2017 02:38 PM (qJhUV)

Don't go giving frigid spinsters a bad name.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:39 PM (8hICw)

709 233 Damn.

My older brother just lost his wife to cancer. This is the second time for him.

Prayers please.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 13, 2017 01:12 PM (0uMxs)

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Prayers up, SW...
damn...

Posted by: SMFH at January 13, 2017 02:39 PM (CRotO)

710 that's terrible .....prayers

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 42 days at January 13, 2017 02:40 PM (0O7c5)

711 Nicole Kidman apparently did an interview with BBC and basically said it's time to quit whining and moaning and support the duly elected president, Donald Trump.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 13, 2017 02:41 PM (vg8iE)

712 Chuck Woolery on Hollywood stars Trump video. Is he a Moron?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmrNeIvfLp0

Posted by: An Observation at January 13, 2017 02:41 PM (+djhQ)

713 --
700
Is there a website or something where you can make an appointment? I'd like to buy that guy a beer.

Posted by: irright at January 13, 2017 02:36 PM (pMGkg)



He doesn't drink.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:37 PM
------------

Good, then he can buy me a beer.

Posted by: irright at January 13, 2017 02:42 PM (pMGkg)

714 You might want to read down to her responses to others on that thread of comments...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 13, 2017 02:32 PM (qf6WZ)
======================

Oh, I did. And I don't disagree with most of it. It also doesn't change her point: The Democrats are working hard to delegitimize Trump's election as a means of short circuiting his agenda.

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2017 02:43 PM (X4ZNp)

715 Kidman wasn't so much supportive as saying "calm the hell down, he won, lets see what he does" which is the only sane response.

And yes, Woolery is pretty conservative. He's got a great podcast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 02:43 PM (39g3+)

716 This Elephant's Child still wants to know what the 17 intelligence agencies do for our money. Right now, it appears that they pass around badly written fanfic/porn to anyone who will take a copy. This really makes no sense to me -- like that crazy guy with a big binder on Tucker Carlson with his 'sources' and yelling about honor the ones without names who died. This junk just gets passed around until it hits journos or congresscritters without context. What are they doing for our money.

Sorry for the rant, but it just irritates the socks off me.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2017 02:43 PM (MIKMs)

717 706 "688 I'd rather do Liz Warren."


You go see-em medicine man!
Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at January 13, 2017 02:38 PM (OD2ni)

Need big heap Viagra to totem pole with her.

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2017 02:44 PM (7HtZB)

718 I do know Liz Warren would be WAY easier for Trump to beat than Kamala Harris.

Kamala though does have some pretty bad skeletons in her closet when it comes to her private life, but then again, so does Trump.

I do wonder though now that Obama got "first black President" off the checklist if minorities are going to be enthused about future black presidential candidates.

Posted by: Maritime at January 13, 2017 02:44 PM (BMwYY)

719
Both Pat Sajack and Chuck Woolery are good men.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 02:45 PM (/fs7H)

720 Beth I hear you bawling

But I cant join in right now

Me and the cobs are slaying

On the AoSHQ battle grou-ou-ound

Posted by: willows sock at January 13, 2017 02:18 PM (8XRCm)


*wipes a tear* That's beautiful.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 13, 2017 02:45 PM (4df7R)

721 Right now, it appears that they pass around badly written fanfic/porn to anyone who will take a copy.

I'd like to bid on that job.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 02:45 PM (QCwhW)

722 I do wonder though now that Obama got "first black President" off the checklist if minorities are going to be enthused about future black presidential candidates.


Next will be brown.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2017 02:46 PM (Vddbf)

723
Richard Dawson was a good man.
Gene Rayburn was a leftist.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 02:46 PM (/fs7H)

724 "I can't even get a job at Starbucks despite everyone on my Tumblr saying that I'm amazing. So, yes."


-Hysterical Leftist Womyn

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Amazing has been downgraded like so so many other things. I see that descriptor "amazing" used so frequently and applied so generously to so many things I have come to equate it with routine or even boring.

Example: Check out these amazing photos of me and my amazing friends on our our amazing trip to Spain.





Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2017 02:46 PM (1BQGO)

725 Did a new Batman game come out or something?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 13, 2017 02:47 PM (2x9LM)

726 722 I do wonder though now that Obama got "first black President" off the checklist if minorities are going to be enthused about future black presidential candidates.


Next will be brown.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2017 02:46 PM (Vddbf)

Other options:

female
black female
trans - male to female
trans - female to male
androgynous
muslim
brown
SE Asian
any other bucket you can think of

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:47 PM (8hICw)

727 Over at ZeroHedge:

"While so far various international and domestic companies have announced, grudgingly, they would expand production in the US, and hire US workers, after being called out by president-elect Trump on his favorite "bully pulpit", Twitter, on Friday the push for insourcing took on an unsolicited twist, when Taiwan's Hon Hai Precision Industry, also known as iPhone maker FoxConn, and one of the largest employers in the world, and its Japanese subsidiary Sharp, have begun studying the possibility of building an LCD panel plant in the U.S., a Sharp executive said Friday"

So.
Much.
Winning.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 13, 2017 02:47 PM (J5mC3)

728 Next will be brown.

David Abney ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 02:48 PM (QCwhW)

729 Old horror trope: "the call is coming from *inside* the house!"


I think that for a 21st century trope, the victim calls the police.

"HELP! There's a terrorist trying to kill me!"

Police: "What have you done to reduce your carbon footprint? Don't you think he is justifiably angry? Don't you think you are about to get what you deserve?" *click*

A kind of ecological version of the Purge.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2017 02:48 PM (vP09u)

730 724
Amazing has been downgraded like so so many other things. I see that descriptor "amazing" used so frequently and applied so generously to so many things I have come to equate it with routine or even boring.

Example: Check out these amazing photos of me and my amazing friends on our our amazing trip to Spain.





Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2017 02:46 PM (1BQGO)

======================

Are you Ann Althouse?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:48 PM (zdM/+)

731 724 "I can't even get a job at Starbucks despite everyone on my Tumblr saying that I'm amazing. So, yes."

-Hysterical Leftist Womyn

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Amazing has been downgraded like so so many other things. I see that descriptor "amazing" used so frequently and applied so generously to so many things I have come to equate it with routine or even boring.

Example: Check out these amazing photos of me and my amazing friends on our our amazing trip to Spain.

Posted by: Ripley
_______________

Unbelievable!

Posted by: Sean Hannity on Autopilot at January 13, 2017 02:48 PM (77i7V)

732 Religion is alive and well in America today.

"In almost every message to our staff, I talk about our doing sacred work," says Dr. Laura Meyers, president and CEO of Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington. "This confirms the sacredness of the work we do."

NSFBP (Not Safe For Blood Pressure)

http://tinyurl.com/zdevxqy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 13, 2017 02:48 PM (Nwg0u)

733 Sorry for the rant, but it just irritates the socks off me.


Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2017 02:43 PM


Since you won't be climbing the list of Sockpuppeteers this weekend, perhaps we could spend a little quality time together?

I can promise you a swooshingly good time ...

Posted by: Madonna at January 13, 2017 02:49 PM (DMUuz)

734 Is there a website or something where you can make an appointment? I'd like to buy that guy a beer.
Posted by: irright at January 13, 2017 02:36 PM (pMGkg)

Trump doesn't drink...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 13, 2017 02:49 PM (qf6WZ)

735 734 Is there a website or something where you can make an appointment? I'd like to buy that guy a beer.
Posted by: irright at January 13, 2017 02:36 PM (pMGkg)

Trump doesn't drink...
Posted by: Don Q.

just grabs pussy

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 13, 2017 02:50 PM (/CIN4)

736 >>Axed as Obola's last presidential act.

So that he is let go the day of the inauguration and control of the DC Nat'l guard and the 5000 add'l ones there reverts to some interim leader --- when numerous Lefty activist groups have announced they plan to disrupt.

Let's hope it's just that Obama wants some chaos and not something more sinister.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 02:50 PM (NOIQH)

737 713 --
700
Is there a website or something where you can make an appointment? I'd like to buy that guy a beer.

Posted by: irright at January 13, 2017 02:36 PM (pMGkg)



He doesn't drink.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:37 PM
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Good, then he can buy me a beer.
Posted by: irright at January 13, 2017 02:42 PM (pMGkg)

Which was your plan all along, wasn't it?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 13, 2017 02:50 PM (0mRoj)

738

speaking of amazing,

why is Amazon's stock price @ $800?

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 02:50 PM (/fs7H)

739 Since identity politics is so important to DimDems, keep an eye on Duckworth as a future contender.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2017 02:51 PM (MIKMs)

740 Example: Check out these amazing photos of me and my amazing friends on our our amazing trip to Spain.





Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2017 02:46 PM (1BQGO)

Some people are easily amused; others are easily amazed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 02:51 PM (bG+ug)

741 We, Californians, believe it is our duty to send very stupid people to the senate. You may thank us for making the rest of your senators seem bright by comparison.

Posted by: Bob at January 13, 2017 02:52 PM (fVGlW)

742 Legal Insurrection has had its YouTube channel taken down, after a stream of complaints from the totalitarians at the Modern Language Association. This is the America we need to destroy. Not change. Destroy. Pound into the fucking ground, salting the earth....(you know the rest)


http://tinyurl.com/h8dv8dd

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2017 02:52 PM (X4ZNp)

743 Other options:

female
black female
trans - male to female
trans - female to male
androgynous
muslim
brown
SE Asian
any other bucket you can think of
Posted by: DoublySymmetric



It just doesn't have the political numbers like black voters did.

You get a group that already votes like 90% plus for Democrats that live in valuable swing states and get turn out to a fever pitch, it really does change the electoral map as we saw for Obama.

The election of Trump shows that Hispanics don't have much as much political clout as people thought.

And "girl power" didn't do much of anything for Hilary.

Posted by: Maritime at January 13, 2017 02:52 PM (BMwYY)

744 Ace must be preparing an epic GAINZZZ post..or the world's longest movie review.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2017 02:52 PM (a0IVu)

745 >>I see no Paul Anka at Trumps Coronation...


People are talking like Paul Anka is still alive.

Posted by: jwest at January 13, 2017 02:53 PM (Zs4uk)

746 738

speaking of amazing,

why is Amazon's stock price @ $800?

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 02:50 PM (/fs7H)

Drones. (Which is as good an explanation as any.)

Posted by: joncelli: Yes, it's Friday at January 13, 2017 02:53 PM (RD7QR)

747 We, Californians, believe it is our duty to send very stupid people to
the senate. You may thank us for making the rest of your senators seem
bright by comparison.

I'm from Massachusetts so...no.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 13, 2017 02:53 PM (qJhUV)

748 741
We, Californians, believe it is our duty to send very stupid people to
the senate. You may thank us for making the rest of your senators seem
bright by comparison.


Posted by: Bob at January 13, 2017 02:52 PM (fVGlW)
Well put; we are doing a great service for the rest of the country...we are great Americans!

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2017 02:53 PM (a0IVu)

749 744 Ace must be preparing an epic GAINZZZ post..or the world's longest movie review.
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2017 02:52 PM (a0IVu)

Power of AND.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:53 PM (8hICw)

750 "I do know Liz Warren would be WAY easier for Trump to beat than Kamala Harris."

If Trump has a good first term it'll wash away the billions in negative branding he got from MSM in the 2016 cycle. He'll do better in the popular vote, so I can't see him losing any of the states he won in 2016. He should pick up NH, NV, CO and may even get NJ.

This happens no matter who the Ds run, including because the Ds have no one compelling to run. (There won't be an out of the box insurgent equivalent to what Trump was to the R party in 2016).

If Trump has a good first two years, the Rs are poised to pick up Senate seats, as the Ds have to defend 24 seats with 10 in states that Trump just won.

Governing well is the best revenge.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 02:53 PM (SIY7D)

751 I do know Liz Warren would be WAY easier for Trump to beat than Kamala Harris.

Kamala though does have some pretty bad skeletons in her closet when it comes to her private life, but then again, so does Trump.

I do wonder though now that Obama got "first black President" off the checklist if minorities are going to be enthused about future black presidential candidates.
Posted by: Maritime at January 13, 2017 02:44 PM (BMwYY)


I don't care what color the future presidential candidates are, as long as they are conservative. And as long as the left remains, they will always try to run a candidate that checks off all the "right" boxes. That shit gets old and it doesn't work. If black people were honest, they would acknowledge that Obama was pathetic and did absolutely nothing to help the black community...he used the hell out of them. And all he did was grow the plantation and racist mentality among black people.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 13, 2017 02:53 PM (S/qwI)

752 Check out these amazing photos of me and my amazing friends on our our amazing trip to Spain.
==========================

Michelle? Is that you?

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2017 02:53 PM (X4ZNp)

753 Trump just met with Steve Harvey at Trump Tower. I swear to God he will meet with anyone

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Nicole Kidman would be high on my list of " meetings"!

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2017 02:54 PM (3Ajn4)

754 It just doesn't have the political numbers like black voters did.

You get a group that already votes like 90% plus for Democrats that live in valuable swing states and get turn out to a fever pitch, it really does change the electoral map as we saw for Obama.

The election of Trump shows that Hispanics don't have much as much political clout as people thought.

And "girl power" didn't do much of anything for Hilary.
Posted by: Maritime at January 13, 2017 02:52 PM (BMwYY)

Then you're just a racist-cis-normative-patriarchal bigot. So THERE!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 02:54 PM (8hICw)

755 743 It just doesn't have the political numbers like black voters did.

You get a group that already votes like 90% plus for Democrats that live in valuable swing states and get turn out to a fever pitch, it really does change the electoral map as we saw for Obama.

The election of Trump shows that Hispanics don't have much as much political clout as people thought.

And "girl power" didn't do much of anything for Hilary.
Posted by: Maritime at January 13, 2017 02:52 PM (BMwYY)

====================

This election fell down along historical norms, which is the most shocking part.

I didn't believe that amnesty was the key to Hispanic hearts for Republicans, but I was very surprised the Trump managed to stay within a statistical tie of Romney with the group considering the level of vitriol that the press threw at Trump for his Mexican judge comments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:54 PM (zdM/+)

756 Since identity politics is so important to DimDems, keep an eye on Duckworth as a future contender.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2017 02:51 PM (MIKMs)

What's the going rate? Is one Duckworth two chickens?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 02:54 PM (bG+ug)

757 You may thank us for making the rest of your senators seem bright by comparison.
Posted by: Bob at January 13, 2017 02:52 PM


Don't forge ........... (thud)

Posted by: Thad Cochran at January 13, 2017 02:55 PM (DMUuz)

758 Damn.

My older brother just lost his wife to cancer. This is the second time for him.

Prayers please.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket


Holy shit. I can't imagine...

Prayers, of course.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 13, 2017 02:55 PM (9krrF)

759 Governing well is the best revenge.
Posted by: Ignoramus
_____________

It's a good thing we're not vengeful people.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan at January 13, 2017 02:56 PM (77i7V)

760 372 342 @327
"WTF is Lurch doing at Ho Chi Minh University? "

Another awards ceremony with medals he won't throw away but store with that "magic hat."

Posted by: geoffb5 at January 13, 2017 02:56 PM (d3wbb)

761 Ace must be preparing an epic GAINZZZ post..or the world's longest movie review.
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2017 02:52 PM (a0IVu)
---------
There is always the off chance that he's off writing a damning cereal review.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 02:56 PM (xeeHA)

762 Holy shit. Trump just met with Steve Harvey at Trump Tower. I swear to God he will meet with anyone



I'm okay with that. I don't care who he meets with. I'd rather he meet with people all across the political and ideological spectrum. You can inoculate yourself against a lot of lame, unwarranted attacks by just sitting down with someone and having a chat. It's harder to call someone a Cheeto Jesus Asshole when you've chewed the fat together over snacks.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 13, 2017 02:56 PM (4df7R)

763 What's the going rate? Is one Duckworth two chickens?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 02:54 PM


No way. What kind of sustained productivity do you see from The Duck around here, eh?

Posted by: The Chicken at January 13, 2017 02:57 PM (DMUuz)

764 Since identity politics is so important to DimDems, keep an eye on Duckworth as a future contender.
>>>

Duckworth was that Scrooge McDucks butler?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 13, 2017 02:57 PM (wrS2o)

765 Oh, SW, that's awful. Prayers for your brother, his wife, and your whole family. God bless you all.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 13, 2017 02:57 PM (4df7R)

766 762 I'm okay with that. I don't care who he meets with. I'd rather he meet with people all across the political and ideological spectrum. You can inoculate yourself against a lot of lame, unwarranted attacks by just sitting down with someone and having a chat. It's harder to call someone a Cheeto Jesus Asshole when you've chewed the fat together over snacks.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 13, 2017 02:56 PM (4df7R)

=====================

"Fucking hobbits."
-John McCain

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:57 PM (zdM/+)

767 @680 Another data point pointing toward confirmation of the Universal Horde Hypothesis that no matter who the LUQ* (Lass Under Question) is, at least one Moron will say "I'd hit it." or award a score of 1 on the MBS (Moron Binary Scale).

*When a random lass is being discussed, she can be referred as the LUQ of the Draw.
----------------------

Objection - Counter-argument - Helen Thomas

Posted by: junior at January 13, 2017 02:58 PM (XJqcQ)

768 "I didn't believe that amnesty was the key to Hispanic hearts for Republicans, but I was very surprised the Trump managed to stay within a statistical tie of Romney with the group considering the level of vitriol that the press threw at Trump for his Mexican judge comments."

Wasn't surprised. Trump does well with working class people. Romney, not so much.

To me, 2016 was like handicapping a NYC mayoral race if Staten Island had as many people as Brooklyn.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 03:00 PM (SIY7D)

769 "Fucking hobbits."

-John McCain

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 02:57 PM (zdM/+)


:-D

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 13, 2017 03:00 PM (4df7R)

770
Objection - Counter-argument - Helen Thomas
Posted by: junior at January 13, 2017 02:58 PM (XJqcQ)
--------

Objection - Making my brain think of Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 03:00 PM (xeeHA)

771 If Trump has a good first term it'll wash away the billions in negative branding he got from MSM in the 2016 cycle. He'll do better in the popular vote, so I can't see him losing any of the states he won in 2016. He should pick up NH, NV, CO and may even get NJ.

This happens no matter who the Ds run, including because the Ds have no one compelling to run. (There won't be an out of the box insurgent equivalent to what Trump was to the R party in 2016).

If Trump has a good first two years, the Rs are poised to pick up Senate seats, as the Ds have to defend 24 seats with 10 in states that Trump just won.

Governing well is the best revenge.
Posted by: Ignoramus



If the economy is doing well, Trump will flatten whoever they run. He will expand the map and win the popular as well.

Incumbents have huge advantages and Trump ran a national campaign on a shoe string budget in 2016. He won't have that handicap in 2020.

Posted by: Maritime at January 13, 2017 03:00 PM (BMwYY)

772 This election fell down along historical norms, which is the most shocking part.



I didn't believe that amnesty was the key to Hispanic hearts for
Republicans, but I was very surprised the Trump managed to stay within a
statistical tie of Romney with the group considering the level of
vitriol that the press threw at Trump for his Mexican judge comments.
--

Two norms that were changed:

1. People no longer believe the media
2. The media does not have the power they think they had, or the power they might have had in the past

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 13, 2017 03:01 PM (J5mC3)

773 NEW ONE.

And it's awful.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 13, 2017 03:01 PM (4df7R)

774 Awesome got overused in the 90s so it had to be retired for another superlative. Gnarly is too 80s. Singular is too Victorian.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 03:02 PM (39g3+)

775 Two norms that were changed:

1. People no longer believe the media
2. The media does not have the power they think they had, or the power they might have had in the past
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 13, 2017 03:01 PM (J5mC3)

====================

You're right, of course, but I was actually talking about norms in voting patterns across different subsets of the population.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 03:03 PM (zdM/+)

776 Objection - Counter-argument - Helen Thomas

Posted by: junior at January 13, 2017 02:58 PM


Overruled for now, but taken under advisement. There is at least one Moron on the other side, and no definitive reports have been filed to date.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2017 03:03 PM (DMUuz)

777 Wasn't surprised. Trump does well with working class people. Romney, not so much.

And despite the bizarre stereotype of Mexicans, they are some hard working people. I think it came from the siesta where every sane Mexican stops working when its 130 degrees outside and takes a rest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 03:03 PM (39g3+)

778 Been up top, its not good but see it.
As to the answer by the CIA I hope the was F'ing no.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2017 03:04 PM (yx0Ld)

779 If the economy is doing well, Trump will flatten whoever they run. He will expand the map and win the popular as well.

Incumbents have huge advantages and Trump ran a national campaign on a shoe string budget in 2016. He won't have that handicap in 2020.
Posted by: Maritime at January 13, 2017 03:00 PM (BMwYY)

=====================

"Just wait until I beat him in the primary."
-Lindsay Graham, July 2019

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 03:04 PM (zdM/+)

780 Since identity politics is so important to DimDems, keep an eye on Duckworth as a future contender.

Kevin Duckworth, former Trailbl@zers forward?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 03:04 PM (39g3+)

781
You're right, of course, but I was actually talking about norms in voting patterns across different subsets of the population.
--

Yes, I know and totally agree.

I was just adding to your points.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 13, 2017 03:05 PM (J5mC3)

782 "Richard Dawson was a good man.
Gene Rayburn was a leftist."


Rayburn was an evil POS. I recall there was a show where game show hosts played games for charity. Eubanks, Dawson et. al. played for things like St. Judes. Rayburn played for Planned Parenthood. Asshole.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 13, 2017 03:06 PM (OD2ni)

783 You're right, of course, but I was actually talking about norms in voting patterns across different subsets of the population.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

________

The big change though was the Rust Belt/MidWest.

Those states had not gone Republican on a Presidential level in close to 30 years.

The last time a Republican won Wisconsin was 1984. Trump almost won Minnesota which not even Reagan won.

My hope is that the Rust Belt is trending Republican like the South did. Now it seems common sense the South would drop the Democrat Party but it used to be solidly in the Democrat column.

Posted by: Maritime at January 13, 2017 03:06 PM (BMwYY)

784 "WTF is Lurch doing at Ho Chi Minh University? "


Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch.

Got the blue ball crabs and the seven year itch.

Posted by: Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann at January 13, 2017 03:07 PM (OD2ni)

785 783
My hope is that the Rust Belt is trending Republican like the South did. Now it seems common sense the South would drop the Democrat Party but it used to be solidly in the Democrat column.
Posted by: Maritime at January 13, 2017 03:06 PM (BMwYY)

=====================

"Just let us steal money from non-Union employees again, and we'll stop that trend in it's tracks."
-Midwest Unions

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 03:08 PM (zdM/+)

786 I'm okay with that. I don't care who he meets with. I'd rather he meet with people all across the political and ideological spectrum. You can inoculate yourself against a lot of lame, unwarranted attacks by just sitting down with someone and having a chat. It's harder to call someone a Cheeto Jesus Asshole when you've chewed the fat together over snacks.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 13, 2017 02:56 PM (4df7R)
-----
This is definitely a Trump strategy and he's given marching orders to Pence. Check out Pence's twitter: He's got pics of all the Dem's Senators he's been meeting with.

Posted by: Germany at January 13, 2017 03:09 PM (hdpay)

787 IL and Chicago may go broke during Trump's first term. CA and some of its municipalities too.

Could be interesting.

Chicago Tribune headline:

Trump to ChiTown: Drop Dead!

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 03:10 PM (SIY7D)

788 Actually, it's just one Senator...Tim Kaine

Posted by: Germany at January 13, 2017 03:11 PM (hdpay)

789 NOOD Teenage suicide online. I'll pass

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 03:11 PM (SIY7D)

790 784 "WTF is Lurch doing at Ho Chi Minh University? "


Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch.

Got the blue ball crabs and the seven year itch.
Posted by: Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann

I don't know but I've been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 13, 2017 03:14 PM (/CIN4)

791 Look, I'm going to say something I normally wouldn't.

Don't go to the nood.

Honestly, just stay here for now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 13, 2017 03:15 PM (9krrF)

792 IL and Chicago may go broke during Trump's first term. CA and some of its municipalities too.

Could be interesting.

Chicago Tribune headline:

Trump to ChiTown: Drop Dead!
Posted by: Ignoramus



I hope he stays firm and doesn't bail them out.

This is one of those issues I don't fully trust Trump on, I think he likes being the guy coming in with the big card board check and saving the day.

Those states really rejected him, so I'm hoping he holds a grudge.

Posted by: Maritime at January 13, 2017 03:15 PM (BMwYY)

793 The Dims are not only beclowning themselves, they are sharting all over Congress.

The great military cabinet is unfazed. I like to imagine thought bubbles above their heads, mocking these social justice warpers.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 13, 2017 03:37 PM (fq4ih)

794 370
"BOXERS OR BRIEFS?!"

Embrace the healing power of "and."

Posted by: geoffb5 at January 13, 2017 03:39 PM (d3wbb)

795 What's the environmental impact of draining the swamp?

Posted by: Regular joe at January 13, 2017 12:58 PM (ROIz5)


We'll get right on it.

Posted by: The EPA at January 13, 2017 03:51 PM (91AeI)

796 Kamela Harris has been billed as the female Obama, Bammy himself loves her. Yes shes an idiot. supposedly back in her younger days she dated both of the "Brown" brothers, that would be Jerry and Willie. Her
husband? brother-in-law? some close relative was a next in line in Eric Holder's DOJ and he was considered as taking Holders place when Eric the Red hit that congressional wall. She is a POS but I wouldnt take her lightly. They are grooming her. They got Bammy elected twice. Take heed. She needs to be brought down. and no...she is actually worse than boxer.

Posted by: small town girl at January 13, 2017 04:46 PM (5tT9a)

797 The better half and I both left the Senate race unmarked on our California ballots in November. Both choices were Leftist douchebags and we didn't think it important to choose the form of the Destructor. This state is so hosed.

Posted by: nraendowment at January 14, 2017 12:23 AM (MnDAb)

798 Where in hell did they dig up this deceased brain fool?

Posted by: rplat at January 15, 2017 07:25 AM (r21s9)

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