Clock Boy's Defamation Lawsuit Against Broadcasters Who Reported On His "Cool Clock" Dismissed

The American Freedom Law Center gets a win, and now will go into the Bonus Round to seek lawyer's fees and sanctions against Clock Boy's dad (who filed the suit) and his lawyers.

During the hearing, AFLC co-founder and senior counsel David Yerushalmi explained to Judge Moore that the purpose of the lawfare-driven lawsuit was to intimidate into silence those who might comment publicly on the connection between jihad, terrorism, sharia, and Islam. As such, Yerushalmi argued,

"This case is a classic Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation or ‘SLAPP’ case and should be dismissed."
During the lengthy hearing, Judge Moore pressed Mohamed’s lawyer, Fort Worth attorney Susan Hutchison, to provide any facts that would suggest that Hanson and the other defendants had said anything false or defamatory about Mohamed or his son during the television broadcasts. After spending a painfully embarrassing 15 minutes flipping through reams of paper, Mohamed's lawyer was unable to provide any such evidence.
At the conclusion of the hearing, Judge Moore took the matter under advisement but informed the parties that she would rule by the end of the day. Today, the Court published Judge Moore’s ruling dismissing the lawsuit against Hanson and CSP with prejudice.
Upon leaving the courtroom, Yerushalmi explained:

"This lawsuit filed by Clock Boy’s father is yet another example of Islamist lawfare, which is a component of the Muslim Brotherhood's civilization jihad."
Yerushalmi further explained that the purpose of such lawsuits, formally labelled Strategic Lawsuits Against Public Participation ("SLAPP"), is to intimidate into silence those who might comment publicly on the connection between jihad, terrorism, sharia, and Islam.
Yerushalmi added:

"The Islamists employ the progressive mainstream media to label any public criticism of a sharia-centric, jihad-driven Islam as 'Islamophobic,' and they add fear and financial ruin to the equation by utilizing the legal system to file SLAPP actions[.]"
Now that the lawsuit has been dismissed, AFLC will petition the court for its legal fees and will seek sanctions against both the plaintiff and his attorney.

Posted by: Ace at 01:53 PM

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1 Lawyered!

Posted by: What's my name? Suck it. That's my name. at January 10, 2017 01:49 PM (JzFJE)

2 Maybe if I keep looking through these papers, everyone will get bored and leave!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2017 01:49 PM (4ErVI)

3 And my first 1st. Now I know how Clemson felt last night.

Posted by: What's my name? Suck it. That's my name. at January 10, 2017 01:50 PM (JzFJE)

4 They'll get a CAIR Package.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 01:50 PM (hjpzi)

5 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 01:50 PM (mZLmb)

6 Clock boy is exactly the same as that asshole shouting in Arabic on the airplane a few weeks ago.

Intentionally provocative actions tend to, you know, PROVOKE people.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 10, 2017 01:51 PM (xeeHA)

7 Thank goodness!!

It's about time these nuisance lawsuits were treated appropriately-and frankly, if you file and lose, you should pay. It would certainly cut down on the lawfare.

Bless Yerushalmi and his efforts in this. And thank you Judge Moore for having a lick of sense.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 10, 2017 01:53 PM (VnCI9)

8 "Clock boy is exactly the same as that asshole shouting in Arabic on the airplane a few weeks ago."

I look forward to the day where the only place Arabic is spoken is in Hell.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 10, 2017 01:53 PM (iIzG7)

9 Whatever stupid thing Trump might say on twitter in the next 4-8 years, I don't think he can top "Nice clock Achmed" for sheer idiocy.

Posted by: SimonGruber at January 10, 2017 01:53 PM (rX06+)

10 Does Clock Boy still get a sweet full ride at MIT?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 01:53 PM (PY9jH)

11 I wonder how long until the judge is labeled a racist xenophobe with the comorbidity of Islamophobia.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 10, 2017 01:54 PM (vg8iE)

12 Clock Boy? Who? Clock Boy? What's a Clock Boy?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 10, 2017 01:54 PM (qJhUV)

13 Still not tired of the #Winning!

Posted by: Brunette the Lurker 'Ette at January 10, 2017 01:54 PM (adsVM)

14 Reads like Clock Boy's lawyer was incredibly unprepared. And that's no way to press a big case like this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 01:54 PM (39g3+)

15 8 "Clock boy is exactly the same as that asshole shouting in Arabic on the airplane a few weeks ago."

I look forward to the day where the only place Arabic is spoken is in Hell.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 10, 2017 01:53 PM (iIzG7)

And it can take Farsi with it.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 10, 2017 01:54 PM (CMbMd)

16 "WHAT TIME IS IT?"

Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 01:54 PM (8b+oT)

17 Fight Commiecrat Lawfare with Patriot Lawfare. I like it!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2017 01:55 PM (ujg0T)

18 TFG meant to say, "nice cock, Achmed."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2017 01:55 PM (lyrq2)

19 Backlash!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 01:55 PM (2x9LM)

20 Claim defamation. Zero evidence of defamation. Sanction the lawyer for wasting the courts time

Posted by: NCKate at January 10, 2017 01:55 PM (J1ZXn)

21 Good. Someone (unknown) removed the stupid cops are pigs picture from the Capitol building again. I hope it was burned this time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 01:55 PM (39g3+)

22 Cool lawsuit, Achmed. Maybe google should have bought you a lawyer instead of a computer, huh?

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 01:55 PM (7HtZB)

23 This kid's still got an internship at Facebook, right?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2017 01:55 PM (KUaJL)

24 Does Clock Boy still get a sweet full ride at MIT?

Clock Boy? Who? Clock Boy? What's a Clock Boy?

Posted by: The Admissions Department at MIT at January 10, 2017 01:55 PM (qJhUV)

25 "With Prejudice."

Most virulently cromulent!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 10, 2017 01:56 PM (hLRSq)

26 I hope they bankrupt clockboy, his father, and lawyer. Mybe they will all go back to the muzzie shit hole they came from.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 10, 2017 01:56 PM (mpXpK)

27 Does Clock Boy still get a sweet full ride at MIT?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 01:53 PM (PY9jH)

Wasn't he quickly added to some sort of Science & Technology competition as well? That had to have been terrible for whichever actually competent student got booted to get him in.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 10, 2017 01:56 PM (sEDyY)

28 Jeff Sessions' middle name is Beauregard. Heh.

"I say ... boy!"

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2017 01:56 PM (SIY7D)

29 Meanwhile, over at Fox, just a week after MeAgain leaves Fox...

An anonymous letter makes it to the New York Times, making allegations the Bill O'Reilly settled a sexual harassment Lawsuit...

'Former Employees' verified the story.... about the SECRET agreement which had gag orders in place...

Posted by: Don Q., going Hmmmmmmmm at January 10, 2017 01:56 PM (qf6WZ)

30 Down goes Clock Boy!Down goes Clock Boy!

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2017 01:56 PM (r/0kC)

31 Take the last plane to Qatar
And I'll meet you at the station
When your clock just shows '4:30'
And the judge doesn't buy your explanation
Don't be slow,
Oh no no no! Oh no no no!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 10, 2017 01:56 PM (nd1zx)

32 The good news - like the hits - just keep on comin'!

F*ck you clock boy . . f*ck you! And f*ck your jihad loving Moslem extremist family, too!

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 10, 2017 01:56 PM (Fb9aZ)

33 Yerushalmi further explained that the purpose of such lawsuits, formally labelled Strategic Lawsuits Against Public Participation ("SLAPP"), is to intimidate into silence those who might comment publicly on the connection between jihad, terrorism, sharia, and Islam.

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This is public.... right??

**clears throat**

Hey assholes. Jihad, terrorism, sharia and Islam ARE ALL FUCKING CONNECTED.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

34 Reads like Clock Boy's lawyer was incredibly unprepared. And that's no way to press a big case like this.

Cool lawyer, Achmed!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 01:57 PM (qJhUV)

35 >>'Former Employees' verified the story.... about the SECRET agreement which had gag orders in place...

Nice phrasing.

I wonder how many Fox babes were impacted?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 01:57 PM (hjpzi)

36 I guess they shouldn't have picked an infidel woman as their lawyer.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2017 01:58 PM (r/0kC)

37 Idiots filed in texas, one of 2 states with huge anti-SLAPP protections?

Wow...they are dumb.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at January 10, 2017 01:58 PM (dzmBR)

38 The big win will be if the plaintiffs are forced to reimburse the defendants for their legal expenses and time lost from work. Keep your fingers crossed.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at January 10, 2017 01:58 PM (mj4NC)

39 Clock boy and his father need money to pay for their brief stay in Qatar -hence their use of lawfare.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2017 01:58 PM (jxbfJ)

40 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 01:54 PM (39g3+)

So often in the last few years the plaintiff has just had to make the allegation and the judges couldn't find in their favor fast enough. Hopefully this new skepticism is a general thing not just a Texas thing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 10, 2017 01:58 PM (sEDyY)

41 Just lookin' out for the Pokes.

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at January 10, 2017 01:58 PM (hjpzi)

42 Know what time it is, Mo? Time to pull out your checkbook.

Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2017 01:58 PM (VndSC)

43 Reads like Clock Boy's lawyer was incredibly unprepared. And that's no way to press a big case like this.

Big case? It was a fucking joke.

I hope the unprepared lawyer reamed the living shit out of Clock Boy and CAIR (or whoever is backing him) for hourly fees for all the time she spent not preparing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2017 01:58 PM (8ZskC)

44 I wonder how many Fox babes were impacted?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 01:57 PM (hjpzi)

Andrea Tantaros claimed Bill O tried to get her to come to his place on Long Island. Told her he thought she had a "wild" side. FWIW.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 01:58 PM (PY9jH)

45 'Former Employees' verified the story.... about the SECRET agreement which had gag orders in place...
Posted by: Don Q., going Hmmmmmmmm at January 10, 2017 01:56 PM (qf6WZ)

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I dont hink it was much of a secret. He addressed it on air when it was settled.

The DETAILS are gagged. If the details were leaked, somebody's in deep shit.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM (8XRCm)

46 They let that Clock Boy furor die quickly and shuttled him out of the country as fast as possible. Far from being a "genius" something tells me that kid was quite right in the head; maybe slow, and they didn't want that discovered.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM (lyrq2)

47 Didn't Microsoft and some other tech giants offer him future employment?

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM (r/0kC)

48 Does Clock Boy still get a sweet full ride at MIT?

Posted by: Jane D'oh
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My Islamic Theatrics?

Probably.

Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM (8b+oT)

49 Jeff Sessions' middle name is Beauregard. Heh.

General P G T Beauregard.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM (mZLmb)

50 There needs to be more of a movement to counter lawfare, and more judges willing to simply throw em out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM (39g3+)

51 Final countdown?

Posted by: Europe at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM (1JnAL)

52 I am sooooo tired of all this winning.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (m9Mkc)

53 51 Final countdown?
Posted by: Europe at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM

Only time will tell.

Posted by: Asia at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (1JnAL)

54 14 Reads like Clock Boy's lawyer was incredibly unprepared. And that's no way to press a big case like this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 01:54 PM (39g3+)

Last I heard, 96% of Criminal Court cases are settled with no trial... 95% of Civil Cases are settled...

They were looking for a settlement.... it didn't happen...

Posted by: Don Q., going Hmmmmmmmm at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (qf6WZ)

55 Good. I hope they get the shyster fees back.
Make an example outta clock-boy and any other junior jihadi who tries to use our laws against us.

Posted by: Iblis at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (9221z)

56 I dont hink it was much of a secret. He addressed it on air when it was settled.

The DETAILS are gagged. If the details were leaked, somebody's in deep shit.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM (8XRCm)

When's the last time a leak got in any real trouble?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (8hICw)

57 Claim defamation. Zero evidence of defamation. Sanction the lawyer for wasting the courts time
Posted by: NCKate at January 10, 2017 01:55 PM (J1ZXn)

Hah, that'd be generous.

IIRC Texas's Anti-SLAPP is the same as CA's in that if the defense succeeds at the dismissal for SLAPP state, the plaintiff has to pay lawyers fees to the defense.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (dzmBR)

58 Cruz up

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (2x9LM)

59 44 Seems like a reasonabe try to me.No harassment there.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (r/0kC)

60 "Idiots filed in texas, one of 2 states with huge anti-SLAPP protections?"

Muslims. Keeping up the tradition of picking the wrong fight since 1801.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (iIzG7)

61 Another fucking protester

YOUR RACIST!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (2x9LM)

62 Final countdown?
Posted by: Europe at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM

Only time will tell.
Posted by: Asia at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (1JnAL)

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**golf clap**

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (8XRCm)

63 Never heard of American Freedom Law Center.

I need to look this one up.

It is nice to see my side using the law to its fullest extent. Just like the NRA and SAF using Chicago to finance its lawsuits against Chicago's anti gun laws.

Posted by: rd at January 10, 2017 02:01 PM (iT57s)

64 >>27
Does Clock Boy still get a sweet full ride at MIT?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 01:53 PM (PY9jH)

Let's hope so. MIT's curriculum will quickly out him as an unprepared, ignorant "celebrity underclassman;" the ridicule of his high-speed peers in hard-science classes will, like a millstone, grind slow but exceedingly fine. He'll drop out in a year if he does attend.

Posted by: General Zod at January 10, 2017 02:01 PM (Bdeb0)

65 Bunch of protesters

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:01 PM (2x9LM)

66 Yerushalmi? I think I know who we can blame for this....

(Yes...those rascally Methodists....)

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 10, 2017 02:01 PM (oZ6kz)

67 All this winning is going to put me in a coma.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2017 02:01 PM (BP2E4)

68 The DETAILS are gagged. If the details were leaked, somebody's in deep shit.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM (8XRCm)

Quite a few details in the New York Times story...

Posted by: Don Q., going Hmmmmmmmm at January 10, 2017 02:01 PM (qf6WZ)

69 Bill O'Reilly. I can't take 30 seconds of him being on my TV or radio. Baffles me how he gets the ratings he does.

I'd rather listen to the noises my dog makes after she raided the take-out bag from Taco Bell.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2017 02:01 PM (jxbfJ)

70
Harry Reid: If the little scamp would like to make clocks I've got a workshop he can play in. Now the big hand goes here and the little hand goes here

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 02:01 PM (493sH)

71 Clock Boy, we hardly knew you, and cared even less.

Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (8b+oT)

72 Yerushalmi explained:

"This lawsuit filed by Clock Boy's father is yet another example of Islamist lawfare, which is a component of the Muslim Brotherhood's civilization jihad."

YEE-OUCH.

I can hear CAIR pitching into shrieking-mode from here.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (V3IFq)

73 62 Final countdown?
Posted by: Europe at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM

Only time will tell.
Posted by: Asia at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (1JnAL)

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**golf clap**
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (8XRCm)

But does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted by: Chicago at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (qf6WZ)

74 I consider the "Stand with Achmed" nonsense to be a one of the key turning points of Obama's presidency, when it really started becoming obvious that the emperor had no clothes. Personally, I mark it as the moment I came to realization that I take the problems of the world more seriously than the people in charge, which was quite depressing.

Posted by: SimonGruber at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (rX06+)

75 Cruz going after Dems.

Good job.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (2x9LM)

76 Any clock that isn't hamster-powered is a no-go in my book.

BTW, are the libertarian writers at Reason still claiming Clock-Boy is a victim?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (lJXY3)

77 I don't like O'Reilly either and he probably hits o women.I don't think that is harrassment.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (r/0kC)

78 Let's hope so. MIT's curriculum will quickly out him as an unprepared, ignorant "celebrity underclassman;" the ridicule of his high-speed peers in hard-science classes will, like a millstone, grind slow but exceedingly fine. He'll drop out in a year if he does attend.

Or run for President.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:03 PM (mZLmb)

79 He'll drop out in a year if he does attend.

It will all be Islamophobic racism!!!!

Bill O'Reilly. I can't take 30 seconds of him being on my TV or radio. Baffles me how he gets the ratings he does.

I think he has a staunch audience of little old ladies that hang on his every word.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:03 PM (39g3+)

80 Cruz is up at the hearing and he's trowing the heat at the Democrats.

Sweet.

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 02:03 PM (hdpay)

81 Seems like looking at the crowd at the hearing, you know who the protesters are going to be, and like clockwork, they are.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 10, 2017 02:03 PM (1JnAL)

82 ".....Mr. O'Reilly had called Ms. Huddy repeatedly and that it sometimes sounded like he was masturbating."

Wow. That is faptastic.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2017 02:03 PM (jxbfJ)

83 37 Idiots filed in texas, one of 2 states with huge anti-SLAPP protections?

Wow...they are dumb.

Not only that. We have an overpopulation of feral hogs.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 10, 2017 02:03 PM (nFwvY)

84 Susan Hutchinson advertises her legal services wearing black leather. Weird.

I didn't recall that SLAPP allows for attorney fees. SLAPPBack!

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at January 10, 2017 02:04 PM (CLKfs)

85 Posted by: General Zod at January 10, 2017 02:01 PM (Bdeb0)

Sort of hope they drop the whole thing. Not really fair to make his classmates be targets when he goes splodeydope as his final revenge for the world not giving him what he considers his rightful acknowledgement.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 10, 2017 02:04 PM (sEDyY)

86 We should have a lower tolerance for this, but we don't because we are a civil and gracious society, and our enemies know this.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 02:04 PM (+wjl1)

87

This is not good at all. All this will do is reinforce the young muslim's hatred and distrust for Americans!

The last thing we want to do is Make Them Angry -- if we do, it's our fault when they kill us.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 10, 2017 02:04 PM (GiDKn)

88 82 ".....Mr. O'Reilly had called Ms. Huddy repeatedly and that it sometimes sounded like he was masturbating."

Wow. That is faptastic.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2017 02:03 PM (jxbfJ)

O'Reilly.... a secret.... moron???

Nahhhhhh.....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 10, 2017 02:04 PM (qf6WZ)

89 Things seem to be on the uptick after a long dark period.

I like this winning stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 02:04 PM (/tuJf)

90 mohammed was Satan incarnate

Posted by: Chris M at January 10, 2017 02:04 PM (y37Zc)

91 But does anybody really know what time it is?
Chicago.

It's Been Such a Long Time...

Posted by: Boston. at January 10, 2017 02:04 PM (lyrq2)

92 Their attorney came into court and couldn't offer up any facts/lies to support their claims?

She didn't think that she would be asked? Wow, CAIR better shop around more next time before they pay for legal representation.

Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2017 02:05 PM (oiNtH)

93
Has Ace put any consideration in Ace Merch yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 10, 2017 02:05 PM (GiDKn)

94 $anctions against the attorney- nice. Their website brags about the tens of millions in judgments they have obtained.

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at January 10, 2017 02:05 PM (CLKfs)

95 Cruz is going after Franken - and I love it.

Posted by: vivi at January 10, 2017 02:05 PM (11H2y)

96 Half expected to see Crock Boy protesting against Sessions.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2017 02:05 PM (IqV8l)

97 Nice!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 02:05 PM (NOIQH)

98 OT: Willowed from last thread

NEWS FLASH HORDE!!!!

Babs Streisand called in to Chris Matthews to express her solidarity with Streep's comments!

That's a shocker!! Two entitled divas agree with each other and lecture the unwashed about compassion. This from two broads who would be absolutely horrified to have to share an airline flight, meal, or shopping experience with you.

Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2017 02:05 PM (oiNtH)

99 61 Another fucking protester

YOUR RACIST!

Invited there by the Dems no doubt... Probably even paid... Tomorrow Booker testifies against Sessions... No Senator has ever done that before... Dems.... Class all the way!

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:05 PM (O2RFr)

100 About O'Reilly and Andrea TaTas.

Shouldn't you get one free pass before it's harassment.
Like a dog gets one bite.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2017 02:05 PM (SIY7D)

101 What's funny is that a kid named Seamus came in Second at the same Clock Building Contest.

...but was disqualified because his clock was made using a Potato and Baby Carriage.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 02:05 PM (hjpzi)

102 He'll drop out in a year if he does attend.

Posted by: General Zod
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And claim persecution, again. No one will want to touch this little shit now.

Everyone now sees he's a ticking lawsuit bomb waiting to go off. Again.

Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:05 PM (8b+oT)

103 Final countdown?

Posted by: Europe at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM

Only time will tell.

Posted by: Asia at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (1JnAL)

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**golf clap**

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (8XRCm)

But does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted by: Chicago at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (qf6WZ)Time has come today

Posted by: The Chambers Brothers at January 10, 2017 02:05 PM (YEelc)

104 95 Cruz is going after Franken - and I love it.
Posted by: vivi at January 10, 2017 02:05 PM (11H2y)

Yup.

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 02:06 PM (hdpay)

105
Ace leashes, Ace ice scrapers, Ace sweatbands and bandanas for working out, ...

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 10, 2017 02:06 PM (GiDKn)

106 Bringing this over from the previous thread, where it was willowed:

390 I see why they all Hate Cruz...what he is saying now is 100% accurate but besides the point. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (sRFAL)

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I agree. Cruz is also hard to follow, sometimes. I don't think he's doing Jeff Sessions any favors.

Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 02:06 PM (3jGss)

107
47 Didn't Microsoft and some other tech giants offer him future employment?
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM (r/0kC)

False. MS subcontracts all equipment recycling.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 10, 2017 02:06 PM (FtrY1)

108 Heh. She appears to be an SJW Ambulance Chaser...

http://tinyurl.com/jxday7l

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 02:06 PM (qJhUV)

109 Invited there by the Dems no doubt... Probably even paid... Tomorrow Booker testifies against Sessions... No Senator has ever done that before... Dems.... Class all the way!

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:05 PM (O2RFr)

Well, Sessions did discriminate against his buddy T-Bone.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:07 PM (2x9LM)

110 Ace: The Flamethrower!

Kids love it.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 10, 2017 02:07 PM (oZ6kz)

111 >> ".....Mr. O'Reilly had called Ms. Huddy repeatedly and that it sometimes sounded like he was masturbating."

'WE'LL DO IT LIVE!'

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at January 10, 2017 02:07 PM (hjpzi)

112 But does anybody really know what time it is?
Chicago.

It's Been Such a Long Time...
Posted by: Boston. at January 10, 2017 02:04 PM (lyrq2)

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To the point of no return

Posted by: Kansas at January 10, 2017 02:07 PM (8XRCm)

113 We need Cruz on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 02:07 PM (3jGss)

114 Cruz is fine. He's correcting the record that the Donks kept trying to obscure.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 10, 2017 02:07 PM (8hICw)

115 But does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (qf6WZ)

Let me look in my bottle

Posted by: Jim Croce at January 10, 2017 02:07 PM (1JnAL)

116 Invited there by the Dems no doubt... Probably even paid... Tomorrow
Booker testifies against Sessions... No Senator has ever done that
before... Dems.... Class all the way!

I do hope Booker's gushing about working with Sessions on civil rights is brought up.

Posted by: T-Bone at January 10, 2017 02:08 PM (YEelc)

117 If I could keep time in a bottle...

Posted by: Jim Croce at January 10, 2017 02:08 PM (vivhj)

118 Cruz is slicing and dicing Franken.

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 02:08 PM (hdpay)

119 >>She didn't think that she would be asked? Wow

Maybe shouting 'Islamophobia!' has limits after all. Post 11/8/2016 anyway.

Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:08 PM (TppKb)

120 >>Ace sweatbands and bandanas for working out,

Take. My. Money!

Posted by: Adrian Zmed at January 10, 2017 02:08 PM (hjpzi)

121 This is the discrimination Meryl Streep warned us about. Where is the Film Actor Guild?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 10, 2017 02:08 PM (m9Mkc)

122 We need Cruz on the Supreme Court.

Could You imagine the hearings on that one!

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:08 PM (O2RFr)

123 Susan Hutchinson advertises her legal services wearing black leather. Weird.
.......

Oh, I adore Texas personal injury attorney ads. I wonder if she has a good one? I haven't found it yet if she does.

Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at January 10, 2017 02:08 PM (ozZau)

124 >>But does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted by: Chicago

Dunno, it keeps slippin' into the future.

Posted by: Steve Miller Band at January 10, 2017 02:08 PM (NOIQH)

125 Cruz is en fuego. I am loving this.

Posted by: vivi at January 10, 2017 02:08 PM (11H2y)

126 But does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (qf6WZ)

I don't think anybody really cares.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 10, 2017 02:09 PM (bZbkb)

127 The MTV racist deleted his tweet

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:09 PM (2x9LM)

128 It's the Time of the Season

Posted by: The Zombies at January 10, 2017 02:09 PM (lyrq2)

129 >>Dunno, it keeps slippin' into the future.

It's on my side.

Yes. It is.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at January 10, 2017 02:09 PM (hjpzi)

130 But does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (qf6WZ)

Let me look in my bottle
Posted by: Jim Croce at January 10, 2017 02:07 PM (1JnAL)

Dunno, it keeps slippin' into the future.
Posted by: Steve Miller Band at January 10, 2017 02:08 PM (NOIQH)

------

*cough*dontcrossthememes*cough

Do you guys need a map???

Posted by: Kansas at January 10, 2017 02:09 PM (8XRCm)

131 Too bad the punitive damages won't include some Islam-style punishment.

Posted by: Dav at January 10, 2017 02:10 PM (cct0t)

132 105
Ace leashes, Ace ice scrapers, Ace sweatbands and bandanas for working out, ...
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 10, 2017 02:06 PM (GiDKn)

Ace jerk socks! Well, maybe not...

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 10, 2017 02:10 PM (RD7QR)

133 >>Dunno, it keeps slippin' into the future.

And now it's Time for Death!

Posted by: GWAR at January 10, 2017 02:10 PM (hjpzi)

134 >>Babs Streisand called in to Chris Matthews to express her solidarity with Streep's comments!

We should have a post on that with pictures of her house.

Lots of pictures of her house.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 10, 2017 02:10 PM (gTQoY)

135 But does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (qf6WZ)

Time
Flowing like a river
Time
Beckoning me
Who knows when we shall meet again
If ever
But time
Keeps flowing like a river
To the sea

Goodbye my love
Maybe for forever
Goodbye my love
The tide waits for me
Who knows when we shall meet again
If ever
But time
Keeps flowing like a river (on and on)
To the sea
To the sea

Till it's gone forever
Gone forever
Gone forevermore

Goodbye my friend
Maybe for forever
Goodbye my friend
The stars wait for me
Who knows where we shall meet again
If ever
But time
Keeps flowing like a river (on and on)
To the sea
To the sea

Till it's gone forever
Gone forever
Gone forevermore
Forevermore
Forevermore
Forevermore
Forevermore

Posted by: Alan Parsons Project at January 10, 2017 02:10 PM (1JnAL)

136 >>82
".....Mr. O'Reilly had called Ms. Huddy repeatedly and that it sometimes sounded like he was masturbating."

The sound of one hand fapping.

Posted by: General Zod at January 10, 2017 02:10 PM (Bdeb0)

137
Has Ace put any consideration in Ace Merch yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 10, 2017 02:05 PM (GiDKn)

Starting with T-Shirts

#twoweeks

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2017 02:10 PM (LuZz8)

138 Cruz going after the politicization of the Just. Dep.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:10 PM (2x9LM)

139
How anybody can disparage a young boy for taking a digital clock out of its case and putting it in a brief case and calling it an invention - why that is just beyond the pale.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2017 02:10 PM (ODxAs)

140 138 Cruz going after the politicization of the Just. Dep.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:10 PM (2x9LM)

Which is awesome.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 10, 2017 02:10 PM (8hICw)

141 >>
>>Dunno, it keeps slippin' into the future.

>>It's on my side.

Yes. It is.

Posted by: Mick Jagger

Ya sure about that? Seems like it's closing tiiiime.

Posted by: Semisonic at January 10, 2017 02:10 PM (NOIQH)

142

MAPS PEOPLE!!!!!!

THE THEME IS BANDS NAMED AFTER PLACES!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kansas at January 10, 2017 02:11 PM (8XRCm)

143
But does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (qf6WZ)

25 or 6 to 4

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2017 02:11 PM (lKyWE)

144 Ya sure about that? Seems like it's closing tiiiime.
Posted by: Semisonic at January 10, 2017 02:10 PM (NOIQH)

You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 10, 2017 02:11 PM (8hICw)

145 Time out of mind.

Posted by: Bobby Zimmerman at January 10, 2017 02:11 PM (IqV8l)

146 Booker testifies against Sessions? About what? He cut in front of him in the Senate cafeteria lunch line? If these guys are so convinced he's racist, how come this is the first time we're hearing about it? They've worked together for years. What a crock.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2017 02:11 PM (DLIpz)

147 The sound of one hand fapping.
Posted by: General Zod at January 10, 2017 02:10 PM (Bdeb0)

------

c'mon.

All fapping is one handed fapping.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 02:11 PM (8XRCm)

148 >>Final countdown?

Posted by: Europe at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM

Only time will tell.

Posted by: Asia at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (1JnAL)

----

**golf clap**

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (8XRCm)

But does anybody really know what time it is?

>>Posted by: Chicago at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (qf6WZ)Time has come today

I miss the rains down in Africa.

Posted by: And your little dog too at January 10, 2017 02:12 PM (/tuJf)

149 The Vietnam War Hero Blumenthal is on now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2017 02:12 PM (sRFAL)

150 Ace jerk socks! Well, maybe not...
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 10, 2017 02:10 PM (RD7QR)

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac speaking for all the morons at January 10, 2017 02:12 PM (1JnAL)

151 130 But does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (qf6WZ)

Let me look in my bottle
Posted by: Jim Croce at January 10, 2017 02:07 PM (1JnAL)

Dunno, it keeps slippin' into the future.
Posted by: Steve Miller Band at January 10, 2017 02:08 PM (NOIQH)

Then one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun

Posted by: Pink Floyd at January 10, 2017 02:12 PM (bZbkb)

152 Hey Cob-loggers, could you pass on a piece of info to Ace?

Woodpile Report links to
January 05, 2017
Glenn Reynolds: Status-Conscious, Achievement-Poor Gentry Liberals Are Frightened By the Diminishment of Their Social Clout that Trump Represents

Great Post about choking out your arrogant architect for knowing better than you.
At any rate, at least some Woodpile Readers will attempt to comment on the article and get banned here.
Perhaps Ace could update the Post warning against commenting, or close off comments?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 10, 2017 02:12 PM (kKHcp)

153 149 The Vietnam War Hero Blumenthal is on now
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2017 02:12 PM (sRFAL)

Wonder why he doesn't go by Dick. Durbin should give him a talking to.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 10, 2017 02:12 PM (8hICw)

154 Shouldn't you get one free pass before it's harassment.

Well, unless its really egregious, like pinning her against the wall and humping her leg, yeah I think so. Even a really unwelcome pass should be shrugged at, and I would think most women understand that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:12 PM (39g3+)

155 Time is on My Side
Mick Jagger

But this could be the last time....

Posted by: Keith Richards at January 10, 2017 02:12 PM (lyrq2)

156 MAPS PEOPLE!!!!!!

THE THEME IS BANDS NAMED AFTER PLACES!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kansas

Can I tell you something?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2017 02:12 PM (YEelc)

157 Here comes Blumenthal, the fake war vet.

Posted by: Dav at January 10, 2017 02:13 PM (cct0t)

158 >>All fapping is one handed fapping.

I'm a Joker
I'm a Smoker

I'm a Double Fisted Stroker.

Posted by: Steve Miller at January 10, 2017 02:13 PM (hjpzi)

159 But does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (qf6WZ)

Let me look in my bottle

---

It could be 25 or 6 to 4

Posted by: Peter Cetera at January 10, 2017 02:13 PM (suO/a)

160 What is Cruz doing to Franken?
Whatever it is, I'm going to love it.

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at January 10, 2017 02:13 PM (CLKfs)

161 105

Ace leashes, Ace ice scrapers, Ace sweatbands and bandanas for working out, ...

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 10, 2017 02:06 PM (GiDKn)

Yoga pants? Sweat pants? Coozies?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2017 02:13 PM (jxbfJ)

162 Time to die..

Posted by: I've seen things at January 10, 2017 02:13 PM (/tuJf)

163 Ace leashes, Ace ice scrapers, Ace sweatbands and bandanas for working out, ...

Mouse pads. Polo shirts. Key chains.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:13 PM (mZLmb)

164 Starting with T-Shirts

#twoweeks
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2017 02:10 PM (LuZz

The guys, they get em.

And that's just the fucking way it goes.

Posted by: Paul Anka at January 10, 2017 02:13 PM (1JnAL)

165 >>THE THEME IS BANDS NAMED AFTER PLACES!!!!!!!!

Evacuate!

Posted by: Chelsea at January 10, 2017 02:13 PM (TppKb)

166 >>MAPS PEOPLE!!!!!!

THE THEME IS BANDS NAMED AFTER PLACES!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kansas

Chill, man. Anything goes, even if it's not on a Friday night....

Posted by: Florida Georgia Line at January 10, 2017 02:14 PM (NOIQH)

167 Sessions as Attorney General of Alabama convicted the head of the KKK there then proceeded to use lawsuits to destroy the rest of the Klan.

That's how much a racist he is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:14 PM (39g3+)

168 Susan Hutchinson advertises her legal services wearing black leather. Weird.

+++

She's a superhero

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 10, 2017 02:14 PM (yKLFe)

169 Ace leashes, Ace ice scrapers, Ace sweatbands and bandanas for working out, ...

Mouse pads. Polo shirts. Key chains.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:13 PM (mZLmb)

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cuzies, and fridge magnets.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 02:14 PM (8XRCm)

170 Time I,I,im is on My side.... Yes it is...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:14 PM (O2RFr)

171 That Google young inventors' prize picture with him still burns my ass, with all the actual kids who achieved actual things.

"I came up with simpler and more effective water filters"
"I found ways to make rockets more efficient"
"I developed a renewable biofuel that can help people cook in the third world"
"I built a simple tester that can identify different diseases from a blood sample"
"I unscrewed an alarm clock and then put it in a pencil box"

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2017 02:14 PM (8nWyX)

172 Then one day you wake tofind
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run
You Missed the starting gun...

Pink Floyd

This is the story of my life...

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2017 02:14 PM (lyrq2)

173 Ace man purses.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2017 02:14 PM (r/0kC)

174 >.THE THEME IS BANDS NAMED AFTER PLACES!

Like...Whitesnake?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 02:14 PM (hjpzi)

175 Like...Whitesnake?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 02:14 PM (hjpzi)

Here I go again on my own...

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 10, 2017 02:15 PM (8hICw)

176 All fapping is one handed fapping.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 02:11 PM

Ahem.

Posted by: L. D. Silver at January 10, 2017 02:15 PM (DMUuz)

177 But does anybody really know what time it is?

>>Posted by: Chicago at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (qf6WZ)Time has come today

I miss the rains down in Africa.
Posted by: And your little dog too

There's a bathroom on the right.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:15 PM (mZLmb)

178 Mouse pads. Polo shirts. Key chains.

Paolo shirts? Like, no buttons down to the navel, wide collar, garish colors?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:15 PM (39g3+)

179 >>MAPS PEOPLE!!!!!!

THE THEME IS BANDS NAMED AFTER PLACES!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kansas

Chill, man. Anything goes, even if it's not on a Friday night....
Posted by: Florida Georgia Line at January 10, 2017 02:14 PM (NOIQH)

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TIME OUT!!!!

You guys AINT a band and that shit is DEFINITELY not music.

Posted by: Kansas at January 10, 2017 02:15 PM (8XRCm)

180 .THE THEME IS BANDS NAMED AFTER PLACES!

Europe... which always sounded like up-chucking to Me...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:15 PM (O2RFr)

181 Wishin and Hopin

Posted by: Merseybeats at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (TppKb)

182
sure, and Ace coasters, Ace beanies, Ace visors, Ace belt buckles, ...

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (GiDKn)

183
Well, unless its really egregious, like pinning her against the wall and humping her leg,

Oh come on!

Posted by: Humpy the Dog at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (ODxAs)

184 Like...Whitesnake?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 02:14 PM (hjpzi)

Here I go again on my own...

Goin' down the only road I've ever known...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (YEelc)

185 Sessions as Attorney General of Alabama convicted the head of the KKK there then proceeded to use lawsuits to destroy the rest of the Klan.

That's how much a racist he is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:14 PM (39g3+)

The idiot protesters were screaming No KKK! No fascist USA! Because they're so well informed and of course anyone they disagree with is the Klan/Nazi

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (493sH)

186 171 He did less than that.

http://tinyurl.com/zz6rewk

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (r/0kC)

187 What in the world could Corey Booker possibly have on Sessions? This is bizarre. I hope the fuckweasel gets humiliated.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (zRZaJ)

188 "All fapping is one handed fapping."

Speak for yourself, fella.

Posted by: Guy With a HUGE Cock at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (jjaLl)

189 Speaking of clocks, Outback has a 35-ounce "Tomahawk Cut" steak that beckons to Zod. The feasting will be good.

Posted by: General Zod at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)

190 Susan Hutchinson advertises her legal services wearing black leather. Weird.

Well its pretty obvious her legal acumen isn't her best asset.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (39g3+)

191 Susan Hutchinson advertises her legal services wearing black leather. Weird.

+++

She's a superhero
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers

She's kinky.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (mZLmb)

192 He made a hoax bomb to get the result he wantedArrested so they could claim "Islamaphobia"

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (r/0kC)

193 "THE THEME IS BANDS NAMED AFTER PLACES!!!!!!!!"

And the subject is "Time"?

It's been such a long time
I think I should be goin'
Time doesn't wait for me
It keeps on flowin'...

(Banned in...)

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 10, 2017 02:17 PM (iIzG7)

194 Jeff Sessions once called T.Bone the N-Word.

Posted by: Corey Booker at January 10, 2017 02:17 PM (hjpzi)

195
THE THEME IS BANDS NAMED AFTER PLACES!!!!!!!!

++++

Wut?

Posted by: Morris Day and The Time at January 10, 2017 02:17 PM (yKLFe)

196 160 What is Cruz doing to Franken?
Whatever it is, I'm going to love it.
Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at January 10, 2017 02:13 PM (CLKfs)
-

Franken was using quotes and testimony of someone who admitted he perjured him self in the 1986 confirmation hearing. Also, omitted Sessions footnotes when commenting on some of Sessions written answers.

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 02:17 PM (hdpay)

197 Ah, the Religion of the Perpetually Aggrieved strikes ~~again.~~ out.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 02:17 PM (2Mnv1)

198
The idiot protesters were screaming No KKK! No fascist USA! Because they're so well informed and of course anyone they disagree with is the Klan/Nazi
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (493sH)

Yep

189 Speaking of clocks, Outback has a 35-ounce "Tomahawk Cut" steak that beckons to Zod. The feasting will be good.
Posted by: General Zod at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)

And because it's outback, it's really expensive.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 10, 2017 02:17 PM (8hICw)

199 She's a superhero
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers

She's kinky.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (mZLmb)

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Hey .... watch it assholes. Your be hearing from my attorney.

Posted by: Zombie Rick James at January 10, 2017 02:17 PM (8XRCm)

200 Obligatory Tawny Kitaen on a car hood image

http://t.fod4.com/t/3d87fe5b72/c480x270_39.jpg

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:18 PM (39g3+)

201 What's this about Maps?

Posted by: The Yeah Yeah Yeahs at January 10, 2017 02:18 PM (oZ6kz)

202
168 Susan Hutchinson advertises her legal services wearing black leather. Weird.

+++

She's a superhero

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 10, 2017 02:14 PM (yKLFe)

On their website, they actually call themselves "Warriors For Justice". *snort snort snorkle snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2017 02:18 PM (LuZz8)

203 189 Speaking of clocks, Outback has a 35-ounce "Tomahawk Cut" steak that beckons to Zod. The feasting will be good.

OMG! I just did a 22 oz bone in ribeye Saturday night at the son in law's bday dinner.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:18 PM (mZLmb)

204 187 What in the world could Corey Booker possibly have on Sessions? This is bizarre. I hope the fuckweasel gets humiliated.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (zRZaJ)

I wish Cruz would get at chance to question him.

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 02:18 PM (hdpay)

205 She's a Rainbow

Posted by: Mick Jagger, again at January 10, 2017 02:18 PM (hjpzi)

206 Ace man purses.
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2017 02:14 PM (r/0kC)
***
Uh, no. Just no.

How about "Moron Horde" wristbands?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 10, 2017 02:18 PM (/nxdW)

207

Ace wind chimes, Ace abacuses, Ace pencils, Ace stationery, Ace thermometers,

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 10, 2017 02:19 PM (GiDKn)

208 nnnice!

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2017 02:19 PM (c6/9Q)

209 Even a stopped clock-boy is right twice a day.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 10, 2017 02:19 PM (toH8T)

210 No love for Ace lingerie for the 'ettes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 02:19 PM (PY9jH)

211 I oppose frivolous lawsuits, but in this case it is clear that Islamophobic bigots unfairly targeted a young science enthusiast. Extremist Judge Moore should be investigated.

Clock Young Man's bravery through it all has been such an inspiration. I hope he does not allow this travesty to make him bitter or dissuade him from practicing science.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 10, 2017 02:19 PM (ismre)

212 Corey is auditioning. For something.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2017 02:19 PM (c6/9Q)

213 >>Ace belt buckles, ..

AoS Pudding/Vodka Gift Sets

Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:20 PM (TppKb)

214 THE THEME IS BANDS NAMED AFTER PLACES

Alabama

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:20 PM (wo3jg)

215 Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 02:17 PM (hdpay)

That makes me giddy!

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at January 10, 2017 02:20 PM (CLKfs)

216 guess he won't be singing, "time is on my side, yes it is" in the near future.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2017 02:20 PM (jim/W)

217

Ace action figures with a kung-fu grip for twittering...

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 10, 2017 02:20 PM (GiDKn)

218 >>And because it's outback, it's really expensive. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 10, 2017 02:17 PM (8hICw)

At our Outback, there's a little cage next to your table. If you get the Tomahawk, you can upcharge for $5 to have a hungry prole watch you eat it. I don't rent the prole...usually.

Posted by: General Zod at January 10, 2017 02:20 PM (Bdeb0)

219 It's been such a long time
I think I should be goin'
Time doesn't wait for me
It keeps on flowin'...

(Banned in...)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 10, 2017 02:17 PM (iIzG7)

------

easy does it Sister Golden Hair

Posted by: America at January 10, 2017 02:20 PM (8XRCm)

220 Everyone knows Paolo doesn't wear a shirt.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 10, 2017 02:20 PM (oZ6kz)

221 Obligatory Tawny Kitaen on a car hood image

Yeah, well she don't look all hot when she's beating you over the head with one of them heels!

Posted by: Chuck Finley at January 10, 2017 02:20 PM (qJhUV)

222 >>Corey is auditioning. For something.

The BLM/Grievance Studies vote in the 2020 primary

Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:21 PM (TppKb)

223 Outback has a 35-ounce "Tomahawk Cut"
===

Ayoot-Bek

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 10, 2017 02:21 PM (toH8T)

224 I can think of nothing that would piss a lot of people off more than a foreign group or their first generation radical acolytes trying to subvert our law and use it against us. Especially the Firat Amendment. That smellls more like a desire for conquest than a thirst for freedom.

If that's what they want America to be, they may want to find somewhere else to launch their Jihad.

I hope they liquidate and attach any assets they can find.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2017 02:21 PM (BP2E4)

225 207

Ace wind chimes, Ace abacuses, Ace pencils, Ace stationery, Ace thermometers,

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 10, 2017 02:19 PM (GiDKn)

Ace operating system

wait

no.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:21 PM (wo3jg)

226 Ace wind chimes, Ace abacuses, Ace pencils, Ace stationery, Ace thermometers,

Ace SSA holsters like the old Paladin holster with the Rook.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:21 PM (mZLmb)

227 212 Corey is auditioning. For something.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2017 02:19 PM (c6/9Q)

The Dem candidate in 2020 will be a POC, but since their bench is so weak it's basically him or Kamala Harris.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 10, 2017 02:21 PM (RD7QR)

228 Corey is auditioning. For something.

His performance is to enhance His 2020 creds for POTUS.... However, it will probably work with the looney Libs but backfire with the real "folks."

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:21 PM (O2RFr)

229 >>easy does it Sister Golden Hair

Which dries in The Heat Of The Moment

Posted by: UK at January 10, 2017 02:22 PM (TppKb)

230 Heh, heh, heh . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2017 02:22 PM (PLO14)

231 MAPS PEOPLE!!!!!!

THE THEME IS BANDS NAMED AFTER PLACES!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kansas

Actually, it was about time, and places.

Posted by: The Doctor at January 10, 2017 02:22 PM (1JnAL)

232 Ace shot glasses. (I know, I know, the Horde drinks from the bottle, but these could be gifts!)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 10, 2017 02:22 PM (/nxdW)

233 Claim defamation. Zero evidence of defamation. Sanction the lawyer for wasting the courts time

Posted by: NCKate at January 10, 2017 01:55 PM (J1ZXn)

Clockboy and father are muzzie scum. How can one possibly defame them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 02:22 PM (bG+ug)

234 The idiot protesters were screaming No KKK! No fascist USA! Because they're so well informed and of course anyone they disagree with is the Klan/Nazi
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 02:16 PM (493sH)

Someone should tell them that Shrillary's bestie, Robert Byrd, is already dead, so no need to worry.

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at January 10, 2017 02:22 PM (CLKfs)

235 There's a bathroom on the right.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:15 PM

What a long strange trip it's been.

Posted by: Cherry Garcia at January 10, 2017 02:22 PM (DMUuz)

236 Ace cellphone cases Ace Dungeon Master screens Ace gaming figures for all the made up beasts and stuff like AtC with that Book of Grudges and a pod of Ravages

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 10, 2017 02:22 PM (yKLFe)

237 "Corey is auditioning. For something."

An off-off Broadway production of Rent?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 10, 2017 02:22 PM (oZ6kz)

238 An appeal is no doubt in the drafting stage as we speak. Filing an appeal will not only seek to discredit the ruling, it will delay the court's fees/sanctions process as well. These scum no doubt have the Obama-funded resources of CAIR and the Brotherhood of Towelheads.

Posted by: MSTisdale at January 10, 2017 02:22 PM (g9d8D)

239 Corey is auditioning. For something.

I suspect the Democratic party is due for new leadership.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:23 PM (39g3+)

240 What in the world could Corey Booker possibly have on Sessions? This is bizarre. I hope the fuckweasel gets humiliated.

It's nothing personal, Jeff. It's strictly business.
Let's have dinner later.

Posted by: Corey Booker at January 10, 2017 02:23 PM (qJhUV)

241 nood

Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:23 PM (TppKb)

242 Ace action figures with a kung-fu grip for twittering...

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 10, 2017 02:20 PM (GiDKn)

Bill O'Reilly: and other things if you know what I mean

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 02:23 PM (493sH)

243 "Cruz is slicing and dicing Frankel."

Hey, I thought we were against torturing the mentally impaired?

Posted by: Ripley at January 10, 2017 02:23 PM (1BQGO)

244 I bless the rain.

Posted by: Toad-O at January 10, 2017 02:23 PM (cct0t)

245 >>>THE THEME IS BANDS NAMED AFTER PLACEs<<<

Like the Bay City Rollers?

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 02:23 PM (2Mnv1)

246 "Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 10, 2017 02:22 PM (yKLFe) "

I can't use the AtC mini - there are no playable races that small without a Level Adjustment.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 10, 2017 02:23 PM (oZ6kz)

247 Ace bandages!!

Posted by: Guy Who Isn't Sure What Game We're Playing... at January 10, 2017 02:24 PM (jjaLl)

248 210
No love for Ace lingerie for the 'ettes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 02:19 PM (PY9jH)

<throws Jane D'oh 2 bandaids and dental floss>

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2017 02:24 PM (jxbfJ)

249 200 Obligatory Tawny Kitaen on a car hood image

http://t.fod4.com/t/3d87fe5b72/c480x270_39.jpg
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:18 PM (39g3+)

With that and fap socks, you know I'm coming.

Posted by: Whitesnake at January 10, 2017 02:24 PM (1JnAL)

250 An off-off Broadway production of Rent?

The rent is too damn high!

Posted by: The Rent Is Too Damn High Guy at January 10, 2017 02:24 PM (Re/7S)

251
An appeal is no doubt in the drafting stage as we speak. Filing an appeal will not only seek to discredit the ruling, it will delay the court's fees/sanctions process as well. These scum no doubt have the Obama-funded resources of CAIR and the Brotherhood of Towelheads.
Posted by: MSTisdale at January 10, 2017 02:22 PM (g9d8D)

It was dismissed with prejudice

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (lKyWE)

252 >>These scum no doubt have the Obama-funded resources of CAIR and the Brotherhood of Towelheads.

The had CAIR as their spokesmen. Just like the San Bernardino shooter and other recent immigrants caught in a scandal or crime.

Funny how CAIR keeps popping up to provide PR for these Muslim immigrants, huh?

Posted by: Miami Sound Machine at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (NOIQH)

253 I'm very surprised Babs had the time to phone Chris Matthew's liver what with
all the hand-washed laundry she has to hang out on the clothesline to
dry and all.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (lJXY3)

254 Shouldn't you get one free pass before it's harassment.
Like a dog gets one bite.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2017 02:05 PM (SIY7D)

That depends:

If it's Clarence Thomas, even the mere *suggestion* or accusation of unwanted advances is sufficient grounds for destroying a man's career.

...according to feminists

However, if it's Bill Clinton, you get one freebie.

...according to feminists

I hope this clears up any confusion.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (bZbkb)

255 They let that Clock Boy furor die quickly and shuttled him out of the country as fast as possible. Far from being a "genius" something tells me that kid was quite right in the head; maybe slow, and they didn't want that discovered.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM (lyrq2)

Just looking at the picture at the link, it would appear that the best part of him ran down his daddy's leg.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 02:26 PM (bG+ug)

256 "Actually, it was about time, and places."

Which is why "Long Time" by Boston works.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 10, 2017 02:26 PM (iIzG7)

257 I still think Democrats showing up in Klan outfits to protest the man who convicted a Klan leader is really appropriate. Its who they are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:27 PM (39g3+)

258 245 >>>THE THEME IS BANDS NAMED AFTER PLACEs

Like the Bay City Rollers?
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 02:23 PM (2Mnv1)

Makes us want to start Turning Japanes.

Posted by: The Vapors at January 10, 2017 02:27 PM (1JnAL)

259 "Ace belt buckles, .."

Those won't sell, the Horde doesn't wear pants.

Now stainless steel travel coffee/vodka mugs? Winner!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (hLRSq)

260 248 210
No love for Ace lingerie for the 'ettes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 02:19 PM (PY9jH)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2017 02:24 PM (jxbfJ)

When the cream sits out too long, you must whip it.

Posted by: Devo at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (1JnAL)

261 I would love for Clock Boy to grow up, reject his father's lunacy, and become an engineer somewhere working to help defeat Islam.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:29 PM (39g3+)

262 Ace garter belts! Ace pendants and earrings, for the 'ettes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:29 PM (39g3+)

263 Lots of pictures of her house.

Posted by: Mama AJ

Yes, Ms. Compassion had a fight with Malibu for years as she tried to deny access to the beach to the regular hoi polloi. Ruins the scenery you know.

Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2017 02:30 PM (oiNtH)

264 I hear it ticking, ticking.

Posted by: Elton John at January 10, 2017 02:32 PM (zke7T)

265 I just did a 22 oz bone in ribeye Saturday night at the son in law's bday dinner.
22 oz bone in ribeyes are dangerous Assault Steaks!
Google it, losers!

Posted by: m. rosenwald at January 10, 2017 02:32 PM (lJXY3)

266
If it's Clarence Thomas, even the mere *suggestion* or accusation of unwanted advances is sufficient grounds for destroying a man's career....according to feminists

Which is why Trump did better than expected with female voters.Clinton acted as if there were no women out there who were fearful that their teenage sons would have their futures destroyed by such accusations

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2017 02:35 PM (lKyWE)

267 Sessions as Attorney General of Alabama convicted the head of the KKK there then proceeded to use lawsuits to destroy the rest of the Klan.

That's how much a racist he is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:14 PM (39g3+)

Explains why the Democrats hate him. Put a bunch of their buddies in jail or out of work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 02:35 PM (bG+ug)

268 Takin' a ferry 'cross the Mersey . . .

Posted by: Gerry and the Pacemakers at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (PLO14)

269 And again Japan wins the WTF Award. NSFW

https://youtu.be/K2F9Np9euPo?t=1m17s

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (s6uSp)

270 And I need you more than want you. And I want you for all time.

Glen Campbell.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 10, 2017 02:38 PM (nQ10o)

271 . . . Ace gaming figures for all the made up beasts and stuff like AtC with that Book of Grudges . . .
*
*
A gaming figure of Alexthechick? I'm there!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2017 02:39 PM (PLO14)

272 >>>THE THEME IS BANDS NAMED AFTER PLACEs<<<

The Suburbs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaYCczu5hkU

Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 02:40 PM (W6Ch1)

273 73 62 Final countdown?
Posted by: Europe at January 10, 2017 01:59 PM

Only time will tell.
Posted by: Asia at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (1JnAL)

----

**golf clap**
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 02:00 PM (8XRCm)

But does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at January 10, 2017 02:02 PM (qf6WZ)

The Time Has Come Today

Posted by: The Chambers Brothers at January 10, 2017 02:40 PM (bKxiT)

274 *pauses*

Time Considered as a Helix of Semi-Precious Stones.

Can't forget that one.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2017 02:40 PM (s6uSp)

275 Ace wind chimes, Ace abacuses, Ace pencils, Ace stationery, Ace thermometers,

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 10, 2017 02:19 PM (GiDKn)

Ace icepicks. Ace buttonhooks. Ace buggy whips. Ace lamp wicks. The possibilities are endless.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 02:42 PM (bG+ug)

276 270 And I need you more than want you. And I want you for all time.
*
*
Don't forget the dreams of the everyday housewife.

Posted by: Glen Campbell at January 10, 2017 02:43 PM (PLO14)

277 "Don't forget the dreams of the everyday housewife."

Don't forget the NEEDS of the everyday housewife.

FIFY

Posted by: Everyday housewife at January 10, 2017 02:45 PM (W6Ch1)

278 All fapping is one handed fapping

=========
*Ahem*
some of us need more.

*buffs and admires nails*

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 10, 2017 02:45 PM (FeQVL)

279 275. No spats, no dickeys?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 10, 2017 02:46 PM (0Rr2q)

280 Ace tablets and Ace smartphones (not ade by Ace just naming rights

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2017 02:50 PM (yx0Ld)

281 Ace bumper stickers?

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 10, 2017 02:53 PM (nQ10o)

282 142

MAPS PEOPLE!!!!!!

THE THEME IS BANDS NAMED AFTER PLACES!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kansas at January 10, 2017 02:11 PM (8XRCm)
_________________________________________________Don't get upset - you act like it's More Than a Feelin'

Posted by: Boston at January 10, 2017 02:54 PM (Fb9aZ)

283 Ace chess sets where all the pawns wear lace wigs.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 10, 2017 02:55 PM (FeQVL)

284 How about Ace gavel cozies?

Posted by: Robert Crawford at January 10, 2017 03:01 PM (6px2i)

285 "THE THEME IS BANDS NAMED AFTER PLACES!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kansas

Chill, man. Anything goes, even if it's not on a Friday night...."

Well then...now it's time to...to...

KICK OUT THE JAMS, MUTHA F***AHS!!!!!

Posted by: Motor City 5 at January 10, 2017 03:09 PM (kVX3W)

286

You want to learn the first rule? You'd know if you ever spent a day in your life: you never open your mouth until you know what the shot is.

Posted by: Balloon Boy at January 10, 2017 03:44 PM (e8LF3)

287 I looooove that movie, Balloon Boy. I bet you get coffee, cause coffee is for closers.

Posted by: vivi at January 10, 2017 03:53 PM (11H2y)

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