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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (1/10/17)

Quotes of The Day

Quote I

There may be people who have more talent than you, but there's no excuse for anyone to work harder than you do - and I believe that. Derek Jeter

Quote II

If you work harder than somebody else, chances are you'll beat him though he has more talent than you. Bart Starr

Quote III

Whatever your life's work is, do it well. A man should do his job so well that the living, the dead, and the unborn could do it no better. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Quote IV

Society in every state is a blessing, but government, even in its best stage, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one. Thomas Paine

The past two evenings Thomas Paine has made the quotes of the day. January 9th, 1776 Thomas Paine publishes "Common Sense" a pamphlet advocating American independence.


His work still stands up today.

Society in every state is a blessing, but government even in its best
state is but a necessary evil in its worst state an intolerable one; for
when we suffer, or are exposed to the same miseries by a
government, which we might expect in a country without
government, our calamities is heightened by reflecting that we
furnish the means by which we suffer! Government, like dress, is
the badge of lost innocence; the palaces of kings are built on the
ruins of the bowers of paradise. For were the impulses of
conscience clear, uniform, and irresistibly obeyed, man would
need no other lawgiver; but that not being the case, he finds it
necessary to surrender up a part of his property to furnish means
for the protection of the rest; and this he is induced to do by the
same prudence which in every other case advises him out of two
evils to choose the least. Wherefore, security being the true design
and end of government, it unanswerably follows that whatever
form thereof appears most likely to ensure it to us, with the least
expense and greatest benefit, is preferable to all others.

Oh no, The Avian Flu is back.

The US poultry industry is on high alert after the US Department of Agriculture on Jan. 9 announced a dangerous strain of H5N2 avian influenza was discovered on a duck in Fergus County, Montana.
Word about that particular strain of bird flu is enough to trigger nightmares for many American egg farmers, who suffered more than $1 billion in losses over six months after the virus spread from migratory birds and into their flocks in 2015, killing more than 48 million hens in 223 separate outbreaks across the country. During that period, egg prices surged by as much as 31%.


"There's a sucker born every minute". Tired of being single? Have some disposable cash? Would you like the rest of society to laugh at you and think you're a dumb shit? Go ahead and marry yourself. The age of Self-Centeredness.

“A website called I Married Me is offering a DIY marriage kit for singles who want to commit to…themselves.

For $50, you get a sterling silver ring, instructions, vows, and 24 affirmation cards to remind you of your vows over time. If you cough up $230, you get a 14-karat gold ring to put on yourself.

“A roadmap to positivity, our I Married Me kit has all you need to create your own ceremony, including a self-wedding ring, vows and daily affirmation cards. A self-wedding is a symbolic ceremony–about reconnecting and staying connected with you. Wear the ring to remind you every day to love yourself.”


A Frenchman returns home for Christmas. His 4 observations of immigration and how his community changed. Of course, all change is not good.

I observed noticeable demographic and physical changes in the city where I studied (third tier city), due to recent pro-migrant stance of the government adding to the earlier problems caused by post-colonisation immigration, between my arrival (mid 2000s) to the present year.

I strolled around for a few days taking mental notes and will share now my observations, to confirm what most of us already know and what the skeptics still refuse to acknowledge. Simply put: We are being replaced. It is affecting us all and it is very real.


What are some of the biggest problems with Congress? Lust? Gluttony? Greed? Sloth? Wrath? Envy? Pride? None of these according to a recent NPR piece. Non-religious Americans remain far underrepresented in Congress.

One in five Americans is religiously unaffiliated. Yet just one of 535 members of the new Congress is.

That's what the latest data from the Pew Research Center show on the opening day of the 115th Congress. The nation's top legislative body remains far more male and white than the rest of the U.S. population as well, but religion is one of the more invisible areas where legislators in Washington simply aren't representative of the people they represent.

There are plenty of godless heathens in politics.


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The ONT staff came across this map. best selling music artists in each state. Seems to me that Paul Revere and The Raiders in Idaho, is, ah, shall we say bullshit? They aren't even in the Top 50 all time best selling artists.

The ONT Musical Interlude



Celebrating his 72nd birthday today is Rod Stewart.

A year ago today we lost David Bowie.



Hope you enjoyed the 2-For Tuesday musical selections.


*****


Supposedly the Fort Lauderdale shooter was on "radar". The problem is no one is keeping an eye on the radar.


It’s not yet known why the FBI concluded that Santiago wasn’t dangerous. He was clearly a delusional man. His relatives said that he had not been himself since 2010, when he returned from a nine-month deployment in Iraq. He’d been discharged last August by the Alaska National Guard for unspecific “unsatisfactory performance.” Whatever the FBI’s reasoning, Santiago’s name was never added to any law-enforcement watch or to the federal “no fly” list. Nor were local police able to charge him with a crime, despite having been called to his apartment on at least four occasions on complaints relating to domestic abuses of his older girlfriend, believed to have been the mother of his child.

Climate change. Global warming. Ice age. So is climate change new? Or has it happened before in history? According to Washington State University ancient people faced climate change. Was it their air conditioning or their V8 Chevrolet Suburban?

What we fail to remember sometimes though is that human beings have dealt with climate change before. Ancient civilizations had to cope with extreme weather, drought and other environmental challenges. What can we learn from the way they lived to help us in the future?

Researchers at Washington State University have built computer models to allow us to look at how ancient humans responded to climate change -- where they were successful and where they failed.


As we get closer to January 20th, the end of the Obama nightmare, report cards are being issued on his 8 years of blunder. The Military weighs in on TFG's legacy.

More than half of troops surveyed in the latest Military Times/Institute for Veterans and Military Families poll said they have an unfavorable opinion of Obama and his two-terms leading the military. About 36 percent said they approve of his job as commander in chief.


Driving a car is not a constitutional right. The right to bear arms is. Why is your state's drivers license valid here in my state but your CCW is not? Congress introduced a bill requiring national reciprocity among states that allow CCW.

The ONT's take? It's about damn time.


Revenge? Love triangle? Plot for future Hollywood movie? A weird story from California involving Craiglist, sex fantasies and police. Aren't you glad you lead a boring life? h/t Redc1c4

In July, an Ontario woman was accused of responding to “rape fantasy” ads on Craigslist – pretending to be her ex-fiancé’s wife and directing strangers to show up at the other woman’s home.

The Ontario woman was arrested and jailed. But on Monday the tale took a bizarre twist.

The wife has been charged with kidnapping, false imprisonment and perjury for allegedly framing the Ontario woman in a complex scheme for reasons that remain unclear, according to authorities.

The War on kitty litter Drugs. Genius Award Winner.


If you want to help yourself, help somebody else.’”Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Work Place Reminders.

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Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. The white zone is for loading and unloading only.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:17 PM




Comments

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1 Finally.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (hjpzi)

2 Top ten baby!

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 10:12 PM (D2vc1)

3 nd!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 10:12 PM (kP16F)

4 Thanks, MisHum!!

Baby Sis Update coming up.

Posted by: ibguy at January 10, 2017 10:12 PM (vUcdz)

5 Top ten?

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 10, 2017 10:12 PM (nQ10o)

6 Since I'm near the top:

Again I ask: any Texas Hordians having an Inauguration party? Or do I have to just show up at your house unannounced?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 10:13 PM (D2vc1)

7 Whatever your life's work is, do it well. A man should do his job so well that the living, the dead, and the unborn could do it no better. Martin Luther King, Jr.

++++

Our mission is to ensure that the unborn never do it better.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at January 10, 2017 10:13 PM (R+30W)

8 Thank God for all the racial healing of Obama's adminstration

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 10:13 PM (Lat75)

9 Is America's long nightmare finally over?

How did he end his speech? Did a gilded chariot take him to Lotusland?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2017 10:14 PM (EnKk6)

10 Don't give me any of your white zone shit.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 10, 2017 10:14 PM (J8/9G)

11 Looks like a lot of states listen to native sons.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 10:15 PM (nUdSA)

12 Is he gone?

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at January 10, 2017 10:15 PM (hCdMd)

13 10
Is America's long nightmare finally over?



How did he end his speech? Did a gilded chariot take him to Lotusland?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2017 10:14 PM (EnKk6)

He walked out and shook hands and picked up a WHITE baby!
Seriously.

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 10:15 PM (Lat75)

14 great ONT

and now good night
tomorrow we will be in the single digits - of the countdown until TFG is GONE

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 10, 2017 10:15 PM (Om16U)

15
How did he end his speech? Did a gilded chariot take him to Lotusland?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2017 10:14 PM (EnKk6)


Ascended into heaven.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 10, 2017 10:16 PM (J8/9G)

16 TOP 20!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 10:16 PM (qUNWi)

17 ::nailed it::

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 10:16 PM (qUNWi)

18 the Fort Lauderdale shooter was on "radar"

poor Gary Burghoff.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 10, 2017 10:17 PM (ZDq2T)

19 Thanks for the Ace movie review Mis Hum.

Posted by: Bete the deplorable at January 10, 2017 10:17 PM (F9322)

20 He walked out and shook hands and picked up a WHITE baby!
Seriously.
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 10:15 PM (Lat75)
---
Take-out for later.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2017 10:17 PM (EnKk6)

21 James Taylor is incredibly popular in my home state, as well as France. They just love him France since I brought him over there.

Posted by: Secretariat of State Lurch Kerry at January 10, 2017 10:17 PM (WidQN)

22 Another dinger of an ONT. Thank you, MisHum!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 10:18 PM (DMUuz)

23 Baby Sister Update

Oy:

Joyce had an MRI today, showed "enhancing tumor" which means likely malignant.

Biopsy tomorrow.

Again, she's in a first-rate facility (Univ of FL/Shands). Trying to remain hopeful.

Horde thoughts and prayers appreciated more than you can know.

Posted by: ibguy at January 10, 2017 10:18 PM (vUcdz)

24 So 4Chan punked a Brit into punking Wick Rilson into punking the CIA who publicly punked themselves?


The next 4 years are going to be such a treat.





Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 10:18 PM (zu88C)

25 I should be first. You should all still be on the Obama farewell post.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 10:18 PM (lJXY3)

26 McQueen did this jump in HI and he did it himself

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 10:18 PM (Lat75)

27 Ascended into heaven.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 10, 2017 10:16 PM (J8/9G)

Accompanied by a kazoo player that looked a lot like Harvey Fierstein dressed as a cherub.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 10, 2017 10:19 PM (ZDq2T)

28 ***Positive thoughts for Miss Joyce***

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 10:19 PM (qUNWi)

29 Cleanup on Aisle 6.

Posted by: ibguy at January 10, 2017 10:19 PM (vUcdz)

30 So.

Did Evel Knevel make it over the Snake River Canyon on Ace's Dick?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 10:20 PM (hjpzi)

31 Horde thoughts and prayers appreciated more than you can know.
Posted by: ibguy at January 10, 2017 10:18 PM (vUcdz)
---------------

She's already on my list, ibguy. I'm glad she's in good hands.

And nice ONT, MisHum, but I have my reservations about that music map too.

Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2017 10:20 PM (sBOL1)

32 I think McQueen could have done way better than Ali McGraw.


Just sayin. She must have been really good in the sack.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 10:20 PM (qUNWi)

33 29 eleven

Thank you!

Posted by: ibguy at January 10, 2017 10:20 PM (vUcdz)

34 ONT!! Thanks Mis. Hum.!

Off to read content.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 10, 2017 10:20 PM (tHwdc)

35 And speaking of being whisked off to Lotusland, thank you ZzzQuil, and good night Horde.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2017 10:21 PM (EnKk6)

36
Ancient civilizations had to cope with extreme weather, drought and other environmental challenges. What can we learn from the way they lived to help us in the future?

Did their kings and chieftains fly into a calculated panic and impose top-down diktats that they, themselves, did not follow?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 10, 2017 10:21 PM (J8/9G)

37 31
It was the Barbed Cock Of Satan....
these AOSHQ myths are pernicious...

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at January 10, 2017 10:21 PM (hCdMd)

38 Respectfully submit, on the occasion of TFG's last (we hope) speech as President:

Donna Summer's "The Last Dance"

https://youtu.be/A8xv1MXrwNc

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 10:21 PM (s5o+q)

39 32 bluebell

I am so grateful. As I told MisHum earlier, will take all the prayers we can get.

Posted by: ibguy at January 10, 2017 10:21 PM (vUcdz)

40 Will pray for your sister, Ibguy.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 10, 2017 10:21 PM (nQ10o)

41 So chickens are endangered then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2017 10:21 PM (TRzoP)

42 >>Ancient civilizations had to cope with extreme weather, drought and other environmental challenges


Like Aliens.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 10:21 PM (hjpzi)

43 Here's a better quote.
"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."
-Hines Ward

Dude squeezed every bit of athletic ability out of himself.

Posted by: Timon at January 10, 2017 10:22 PM (27k1O)

44 41 Libertarianwannabe

Thank you!

Posted by: ibguy at January 10, 2017 10:22 PM (vUcdz)

45 >>>So chickens are endangered then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2017 10:21 PM (TRzoP)<<<

All the time, around here.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 10, 2017 10:23 PM (WidQN)

46 Positive thoughts, ibguy.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 10, 2017 10:23 PM (J8/9G)

47 I for one , would like to wish the former president a long, life filled with kilos of his favorite dope, hundreds of his favorite cigarettes and all the pain and misery that he inflicted on millions of others for 8 years.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 10:23 PM (zu88C)

48 That map looks more like best selling artists "from" each state. I find it hard to believe that Tina is the best selling artist in Tennessee even if she is from my home county.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 10:23 PM (GUBah)

49 Looking at that end image, it's more susinct then my work mantra- If this action could have been the theme for an episode of Home Improvement - don't do it.

Posted by: Bete the deplorable at January 10, 2017 10:24 PM (F9322)

50 People are misreading that musical map. It's the best selling artist FROM each state. That's why Paul Revere is tops in Idaho. How many other music stars has Idaho produced?
Prince is the most popular musician FROM Minnesota.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2017 10:24 PM (8HGb7)

51 ibguy, I've been praying for your sister and family. God is bigger than cancer.

Posted by: Emmie at January 10, 2017 10:24 PM (xVuS6)

52 There's no way The Fray is Colorado's biggest-selling band. I also didn't believe a similar map from months ago showing India Arie as Colorado's biggest-selling music artist.

Earth, Wind and Fire hails from Colorado.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 10, 2017 10:24 PM (0OG8D)

53 Here's a better quote.

"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

-Hines Ward

Here's a better one.
"Can I just finish my waffle?"
-Barack Hussein Obama

It inspires me everyday!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 10:24 PM (qJhUV)

54 How did he end his speech? Did a gilded chariot take him to Lotusland?
--
I was disappointed.

No fireworks.

No drop of custom Obama logo biodegradable confetti.

Hell, there weren't even flames on stage.

WTF?

He just milled around on stage waving for a long time. I gave up after a while.

I'm guessing they had to bring the Hook (TM) out to remove him from the stage.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 10:24 PM (J5mC3)

55 The War on kitty litter Drugs. Genius Award Winner.

++++

Unfortunately, unlike most Genius Award Winners, the geniuses in this case will suffer no consequences.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at January 10, 2017 10:24 PM (R+30W)

56 Lilly from AT&T ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818877081257918465

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818877231141453825

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818877453292752898

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818877723863040002

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818877899101143040

Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2017 10:24 PM (Ya7zs)

57 McQueen jumps

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 10:25 PM (Lat75)

58 "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
-- Lawrence Peter Berra, Philosopher-Catcher

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 10:25 PM (DMUuz)

59 The ONT staff came across this map. best selling music artists in each state. Seems to me that Paul Revere and The Raiders in Idaho, is, ah, shall we say bullshit? They aren't even in the Top 50 all time best selling artists.

Maybe it means the top-selling artists who were born in that state? I know Taylor Swift is from Pennsylvania, Elvis Presley is from Mississippi, and Prince is from Minnesota. I haven't checked out the other ones.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

60 More Lilly from AT&T ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818878050687418368

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818878218509975553

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818878338894798848

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818878430678753280

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818878523574288385

Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2017 10:26 PM (Ya7zs)

61 I know that on Jan 20th, I'm breaking out the bourbon and cigars. Rain or shine.

Gonna take years to undo a lot of the damage though. And there's much damage wrought in our society that may not ever be repaired.

Wish it were tomorrow.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 10, 2017 10:26 PM (v5iqM)

62 Prayers up for your little sis, ibguy.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 10:26 PM (HiDrR)

63 Damn it. I forgot to unveil my Office of The Post President podium seal.

Posted by: SCOAMF at January 10, 2017 10:26 PM (WidQN)

64 According to Wikipedia, Paul Revere & the Raiders originally started out in Idaho.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 10:27 PM (sdi6R)

65 WTF is up with these stupid Russian papers the libs have their panties all twisted about?

Prostitues peeing on each other on beds and Russians underneath 'em.

They're fucking crazy.

Posted by: Barack Blues at January 10, 2017 10:27 PM (/x6xU)

66 Respectfully submit, on the occasion of TFG's last (we hope) speech as President:

Donna Summer's "The Last Dance"

https://youtu.be/A8xv1MXrwNc
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 10:21 PM (s5o+q)




Or the alternate version that fits him better:


https://youtu.be/jMEFAQERF4U

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 10:27 PM (GUBah)

67 On January 20th a billionaire real estate developer will evict a black family from a government home.


Thank God.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 10:27 PM (cAnNx)

68 Maybe it means the top-selling artists who were born
in that state? I know Taylor Swift is from Pennsylvania, Elvis Presley
is from Mississippi, and Prince is from Minnesota. I haven't checked
out the other ones.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 10:25 PM
~~~~~

Whitney Houston was buried in NJ---right near my MIL.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 10:27 PM (HiDrR)

69 Wiz Khalifa. Biggest selling music artist in North Dakota. Uh-huh.
Man, what bullshit that thing is.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 10:27 PM (qJhUV)

70 Doctors Saved (For Now) From Social Justice Edict

Last year, the Obama administration pushed a rule that would banned "discrimination against transgender individuals", with the consequence, in part, that doctors would have been forced to treat men as if they were women and women as if they were men, contrary to biological and medical reality.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12943

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 10, 2017 10:28 PM (vBeA5)

71 McQueen jumps
Posted by: Nonamenic
-------------

Butterflies are free.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 10:28 PM (ZO497)

72 Tom Cruise is the most famous thing from my hometown.



So....yeah...there's that for us.

yay.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 10:28 PM (qUNWi)

73 I married myself when I was about 11 and never really stopped.

Posted by: Mega at January 10, 2017 10:28 PM (EdXI9)

74
Here's a better quote:

"If your policies end in disaster, blame the Republicans." - President Barack Obama and every progressive ever.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 10, 2017 10:28 PM (J8/9G)

75 Congress introduced a bill requiring national reciprocity among states that allow CCW.

++++

This implies something that I believe is false. It suggests that there is at least one state where concealed carry is completely prohibited. I don't think that is true. There are some states that are very restrictive, but even CA and others in that category do allow concealed carry.

https://mic.com/articles/130029/which-states-allow-concealed-
carry-this-map-shows-who-can-legally-carry-a-gun-and-where

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at January 10, 2017 10:28 PM (R+30W)

76 Where's Alabama?

Posted by: The Fiddler in the Band at January 10, 2017 10:29 PM (DMUuz)

77 Though I will admit Cruise is a very good actor.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 10:29 PM (qUNWi)

78
If you work harder than somebody else, chances are you'll beat him though he has more talent than you. Bart Starr









When I used to play softball for the company team about 15 years ago, I basically sucked when at bat. But I used to pull singles out of my ass on a regular basis because when I'd ground to third, I'd haul ass towards first, beating the throw. Not because I'm fast, because frankly I move like pond water. They expected me to do like everyone else, and just jog during an easy out. Oops.

It's a good philosophy for sport and for life.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2017 10:29 PM (LuZz8)

79 So, is the price of eggs going to go up again?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2017 10:29 PM (IqV8l)

80
ZeroHedge has a piece at the top about GoldenShowerGate being a 4Chan punking of Rick Wilson.

Wilson is the one who gave it to the CIA (as well as McCain and the GOPers). They were getting back at him for some crack he made about them being a bunch of masturbators, whatever it was.

Talk about Fake News. If so, the CIA got punked by 4Chan, which is just hilarious and shows the quality of our "intelligence" these days.

Trump doesn't seem to the type who'd be into that kind of kink at all.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 10, 2017 10:29 PM (DW+jj)

81 North Carolina seems to have resisted James Taylor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 10:29 PM (ZO497)

82 steve miller is from wisconsin. this has to be a native son map.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 10:29 PM (KP5rU)

83 Kenny G is from Seattle.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2017 10:29 PM (0tfLf)

84 Maybe it means the top-selling artists who were born
in that state?

OK. That makes more sense.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 10:30 PM (qJhUV)

85 Posted by: ibguy at January 10, 2017 10:18 PM (vUcdz)

You can count on mine, ibguy, for all of you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 10:30 PM (nUdSA)

86 Ancient civilizations had to cope with extreme weather, drought and other environmental challenges
...............


Lack of cell service, no public transportation, crappy cable service provider choices.

They had it tough.

Posted by: Lily (formerly of Hot Air) now of AOSHQ at January 10, 2017 10:30 PM (vfC/C)

87 Cleanup on Aisle 6.

Posted by: ibguy at January 10, 2017 10:19 PM (vUcdz)

Can we get this douche banned? Maybe he's not a douche, but by coming in, pimping his website, and vanishing again, he's certainly giving that impression. If he'd stick around, interact with the Horde, and generally come off as human, not a bot, he might be tolerated.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 10:30 PM (bG+ug)

88 According to Wikipedia, Whitney Houston and Bruce Springsteen were both born in NJ, but Whitney has sold more records.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

89 I hope marrying yourself doesn't become an actual thing. It's really easy to end up common-law-married in Colorado, and I'd hate to have to sue myself for a formal divorce just to be able to date women.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 10, 2017 10:30 PM (0OG8D)

90 Content City

"Celebrating his 72nd birthday today is Rod Stewart. " More cocaine suppositories?


Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 10:30 PM (lZco9)

91 Driving a car is not a constitutional right. The right to bear arms is.

But if you turn your car into a giant gun...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 10, 2017 10:30 PM (vBeA5)

92 Many of those Best Selling Artists in Each State were due to the artist being a native of that state.

That said, how could Georgia buy Kanye West over R.E.M. or The B52's

Also weird how Jewel was the best seller in Utah but not in her native Alaska. I guess Mormons like sweater puppies more than oil riggers do.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2017 10:31 PM (Ya7zs)

93 /murdering sock

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 10:31 PM (R+30W)

94
"If your policies[/s[ stoopid schemes end in disaster, blame the Republicans the grownups." - President Barack Obama and every progressive ever spoiled brat toddler ever."

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 10:31 PM (zu88C)

95 I've never had a cable service provider that I didn't want to murder.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 10:31 PM (qUNWi)

96 Ontario, California. Good; I don't need an alibi then.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 10:32 PM (lJXY3)

97 They had it tough.

No Au Bon Pain and they couldn't get a pastrami sandwich at 3:00 in the morning.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 10, 2017 10:32 PM (J8/9G)

98 Horde thoughts and prayers appreciated more than you can know.

Posted by: ibguy at January 10, 2017 10:18 PM (vUcdz)


Thoughts & Prayers

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 10, 2017 10:32 PM (vBeA5)

99 that did not work.

Shall I sleep in the Barrel?

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 10:32 PM (zu88C)

100 A website called I Married Me is offering a DIY marriage kit for singles who want to commit to...themselves.

Why buy the cow when I get the milk for free?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 10:32 PM (oVJmc)

101 Damn it. I forgot to unveil my Office of The Post President podium seal.


Posted by: SCOAMF at January 10, 2017 10:26 PM (WidQN)



Got it right here fo' ya.

http://tinyurl.com/zlzk9yg


You've heard of the Loggerhead Turtle?

That's the Peckerwood Turtle, raht thar.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 10, 2017 10:33 PM (v5iqM)

102 Howie Day was born in Bangor, but I've never heard of him before...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 10:33 PM (kP16F)

103 #81: "They were getting back at him for some crack he made about them being a bunch of masturbators, whatever it was."

Ah, I remember that. Wilson said last summer on some MSNBC show or something like that that Trump supporters are all childless single men who masturbate to anime.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 10, 2017 10:33 PM (0OG8D)

104 that did not work.

Shall I sleep in the Barrel?


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 10:32 PM (zu88C)
Judges???

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 10:33 PM (qJhUV)

105 Whitney Houston has sold FAR more records than Springsteen.
Thanks to Dolly Parton.......

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2017 10:33 PM (8HGb7)

106 The biggest thing from Maine ever is Stephen King.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 10:34 PM (qUNWi)

107 safe. Night all.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 10:34 PM (zu88C)

108 More than half of troops surveyed in the latest Military Times/Institute for Veterans and Military Families poll said they have an unfavorable opinion of Obama and his two-terms leading the military.
Well, duh. Clinging to their guns and Bibles.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2017 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

109 Thanks Publius.

Posted by: Barack Blues at January 10, 2017 10:34 PM (/x6xU)

110 If I don't get a tax break for marrying me, it ain't happening. I ain't putting up with my shit for free.

Posted by: irright at January 10, 2017 10:35 PM (vqzjE)

111 /sock

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 10, 2017 10:35 PM (/x6xU)

112 If it was all musicians FROM each state, then The Eagles wouldn't count for California since Frey was from Michigan, Henley from Texas, and Felder was from Florida

Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2017 10:35 PM (Ya7zs)

113 #93: And, like I said earlier, how do you rank The Fray (whoever that is) above Earth, Wind and Fire?

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 10, 2017 10:35 PM (0OG8D)

114 Bob Dylan and Prince were both born in Minnesota, and Wikipedia describes them both as selling "over 100 million records". So it's neck & neck, I guess.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 10:35 PM (sdi6R)

115 that did not work.

Shall I sleep in the Barrel?
Posted by: Mortimer
--------

No bystanders were injured.
No barrel.
So it is written...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 10:35 PM (ZO497)

116 Pennsylvania best seller is Taylor Swift. Ok, I can believe that. Every other radio station there is Country music. Virginia's is Dave Matthew's Band?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2017 10:36 PM (fCZiP)

117 There's no way The Fray is Colorado's biggest-selling band. I also didn't believe a similar map from months ago showing India Arie as Colorado's biggest-selling music artist.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 10, 2017 10:24 PM (0OG8D) fnord (0OG8D)


Most "internet lists" and clickbait would be *incredibly lucky* to have a 50% accuracy rate.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 10, 2017 10:36 PM (wB8Tg)

118 AP already running story on "Forceful and tearful" speech

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 10:36 PM (Lat75)

119
Judges???

*stands*

*scowls*

*extends arm*

*abruptly turns thumb down*

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 10, 2017 10:36 PM (J8/9G)

120 If it was all musicians FROM each state, then The Eagles wouldn't count for California since Frey was from Michigan, Henley from Texas, and Felder was from Florida
Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2017 10:35 PM (Ya7zs)



I think they formed in Cali.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 10:36 PM (GUBah)

121 96; i feel your pain. satellite also. all pricks. every one of them. easy to cut the cord. rescanned my tv today, get over 30 over the air channels now. between sling, netflix, and ota i spend around $30 a month on tv. fuck satellite and cable.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

122 ZeroHedge has a piece at the top about GoldenShowerGate being a 4Chan punking of Rick Wilson.

We rate this......credible.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 10:37 PM (oVJmc)

123 "Forceful and tearful" speech

===

so "rape speech"

yeah that works


f'real g'nite

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 10:37 PM (zu88C)

124 I should research this self-marriage thing... It might be a parody protest of homosexual "marriage"!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 10:38 PM (kP16F)

125 105 Whitney Houston has sold FAR more records than Springsteen.
Thanks to Dolly Parton.......
Posted by: JoeF



And Dolly is a very rich lady because of that song.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2017 10:38 PM (fCZiP)

126

Talk about Fake News. If so, the CIA got punked by 4Chan, which is
just hilarious and shows the quality of our "intelligence" these days.





God I hope it's true.CNN was all over this story earlier with a full panel of intelligence experts

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2017 10:38 PM (PtOP4)

127 77 Where's Alabama?
Posted by: The Fiddler in the Band at January 10, 2017 10:29 PM (DMUuz)

East of Mississippi, west of Georgia, south of Tennessee, north of Florida.

Posted by: Teddy at January 10, 2017 10:38 PM (brIR5)

128 The Bodyguard soundtrack that features Houston's version of "I Will Always Love You" was such a massive seller that Nick Lowe made more from that album than he ever did in his 40 year career. All because someone else recorded a lame version of his "What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love and Understanding?" tand it was featured on that album.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2017 10:39 PM (8HGb7)

129
Over on The Twitter, Twitwits at BuzzFeed have turned on the eye fountains over TFG's farewell address.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 10:39 PM (BK3ZS)

130 92
That said, how could Georgia buy Kanye West over R.E.M. or The B52's

Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2017 10:31 PM (Ya7zs)


No, it doesn't mean that Georgians bought more Kanye West records than the others. He is the biggest seller overall who was born in that state. That's how I understand it, at least.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

131 Still learning Hebrew. On the imperfect form of the verb now.

#1. noted this below: tahmod could be he wants something; could be you want something if you're a female. Annoying, this. But I guess that's where Context comes in.

#2. something cool about G-d's way of giving Commandments: lo tahmod isn't "don't covet", it's "you don't do this thing, coveting". Like it's an agreed-upon charter on stuff Israel isn't about to do. As opposed to a direct order

Posted by: the opening crawl for the game TRINITY at January 10, 2017 10:39 PM (6FqZa)

132 East of Mississippi, west of Georgia, south of Tennessee, north of Florida.


It's more like a zone.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 10:39 PM (qUNWi)

133 that third quote is nonsense.

But bitching aside, thanks for another great ont. Your work is underappreciated and please don't abandon us poor morons like that other guy did.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 10, 2017 10:39 PM (LWu6U)

134 There is a ad running for an identity theft company that shows a security guard type in a bank being robbed. The bank customers look to him for help and he says oh I'm just a monitor all I do is report a robbery. That my friends is what the FBI is doing about Domestic Islamic terrorism in this country

Posted by: tmitsss at January 10, 2017 10:39 PM (xlzu7)

135 I've never had a cable service provider that I didn't want to murder.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 10:31 PM (qUNWi)

The Channel Master's not bringing in as many as had been hoped. A signal booster is on it's way. Then that should be the end of cartel Cable/Satellite. cue funereal music

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 10:39 PM (lZco9)

136 /sock off

//but you probably guessed who this was...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 10:39 PM (6FqZa)

137 @106, eleven

I'm going with Liv Tyler...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 10:39 PM (kP16F)

138 Wiz Khalifa in North Dakota. Sure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 10:40 PM (oVJmc)

139 Nicolette Larson has been dead for over a decade.

That map is a crock.

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2017 10:40 PM (GsAUU)

140 Where's Alabama?
Posted by: The Fiddler in the Band at January 10, 2017 10:29 PM (DMUuz)




Just look for the columns of smoke in the sky from all the trailers being burned down in a drunken rage after last night's football game.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 10:40 PM (GUBah)

141 Well of course that map is inaccurate. Instead of naming the best selling band in Kansas, they just wrote "Kansas." That's the name of the state. Derp!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 10, 2017 10:40 PM (ZDq2T)

142 Or the alternate version that fits him better:
Is 'fits' a typo???

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 10:40 PM (lJXY3)

143
ZeroHedge has a piece at the top about GoldenShowerGate being a 4Chan punking of Rick Wilson.


Could not have happened to a bigger douchenozzle...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 10:40 PM (BK3ZS)

144 127
77 Where's Alabama?

Posted by: The Fiddler in the Band at January 10, 2017 10:29 PM (DMUuz)




Home licking their wounds after getting their asses kicked by Clemson.

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 10:41 PM (Lat75)

145
Bob Dylan and Prince were both born in Minnesota, and Wikipedia describes them both as selling "over 100 million records".

MORE THAN ELVIS OR THE BEATLES!!

Posted by: TV record ad at January 10, 2017 10:41 PM (IqV8l)

146 If Obama gave his farewell speech does that mean I don't have to hear from him again?

Posted by: Wishfull Thinking at January 10, 2017 10:41 PM (W6Ch1)

147 I've never heard of The Fray or Portugal, The Man.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

148 Maybe it means the top-selling artists who were born in that state?

I didn't think so at first, but I guess you're right. I assumed, for example, that Eminem was born in Michigan because of his association with Detroit, but turns out he was actually born in St Joe Mo. Andy Williams was born in Wall Lake, Iowa; John Denver was born in Roswell, NM (!); etc.

Posted by: Secret Square at January 10, 2017 10:41 PM (9WuX0)

149 Or the alternate version that fits him better:
Is 'fits' a typo???
Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 10:40 PM (lJXY3)



More closely resembles, then?

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 10:42 PM (GUBah)

150 Iron Mike, if you're here - want you to know how happy it makes me to know your grandson is doing well. I have been praying for him. As a mom and grandmom, the thought of the little guy going through that tore me up.

And to the rest of you 'rons - ibguy, chi, SMFH, Brother Cavil... I can't name all the names right now, but please know that even if you don't get a "prayers up" message, everyone I ever see who asks for prayers gets them. I know that God indeed hears prayers. I have seen the evidence.

Posted by: cfomahm at January 10, 2017 10:42 PM (RfzVr)

151 The Channel Master's not bringing in as many as had been hoped. A signal booster is on it's way. Then that should be the end of cartel Cable/Satellite. cue funereal music
Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 10:39 PM (lZco9)


Channel Master?

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 10:42 PM (qUNWi)

152
According that ZH article, Wilson was hinting he had something big, something sick on Trump, and had been pushing it trying to get the media to publish it. I seem to remember something about him making these claims, saying that Access Hollywod Pussy Grabbing was just the tip of the iceburg.

Anyway, this PissingGate shit was what that was about, apparently.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 10, 2017 10:43 PM (DW+jj)

153 tahmod could be he wants something; could be you want something if you're a female

Ahem: tahmod is you singular male; she singular female.

you singular female - you aren't coveting - would be something like tahemedi.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 10:43 PM (6FqZa)

154 OK, gotta head for the rack. Long day tomorrow starts early. Y'all take care!

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 10:43 PM (GUBah)

155 Most amusing? Kansas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 10:43 PM (ZO497)

156 151: channel master is an antenna. used for over the air free tv.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 10:44 PM (KP5rU)

157 133 that third quote is nonsense.

But bitching aside, thanks for another great ont. Your work is underappreciated and please don't abandon us poor morons like that other guy did.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 10, 2017 10:39 PM (LWu6U)

++++

I wouldn't say nonsense. I think he was trying to say that you should strive to do your job better than anyone else who is, was, or ever will be. He just said it inelegantly.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 10:44 PM (R+30W)

158 And sure enough, Wiz Khalifa was born in Minot, ND as a "military brat".

Posted by: Secret Square at January 10, 2017 10:44 PM (9WuX0)

159
Where's Alabama?

Posted by: The Fiddler in the Band at January 10, 2017 10:29 PM (DMUuz)






We know they're not at Disney World

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2017 10:44 PM (PtOP4)

160 Channel Master?
Posted by: eleven
------------

'Digital' antenna, local.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 10:44 PM (ZO497)

161 John Denver was born in Roswell, NM (!); etc.

Posted by: Secret Square at January 10, 2017 10:41 PM (9WuX0)

Funny, that. If he were descended from Gray Aliens, you'd have thought he'd be a better pilot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 10:45 PM (bG+ug)

162 I freely admit that I don't know a lot about pop culture, but I was gobsmacked to find out that Tom Hanks is a fucking idiot. I always thought he was a fairly normal human being. Live and learn, I guess.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 10, 2017 10:45 PM (97XyN)

163 Good night, Country Singer!

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 10, 2017 10:45 PM (0OG8D)

164 John Denver had his pilots license revoked for DUI.

True story.

But apparently he didn't die from flying drunk.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 10:45 PM (qUNWi)

165 152
According that ZH article, Wilson was hinting he had something big, something sick on Trump, and had been pushing it trying to get the media to publish it. I seem to remember something about him making these claims, saying that Access Hollywod Pussy Grabbing was just the tip of the iceburg.

Anyway, this PissingGate shit was what that was about, apparently.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 10, 2017 10:43 PM (DW+jj)

If that's true, 4-chan has transcended all boundaries of power, with making Pepe a "white nationalist symbol" (according to stupid people in the media) and now this.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 10, 2017 10:46 PM (E/ibL)

166 100 A website called I Married Me is offering a DIY marriage kit for singles who want to commit to...themselves.

Why buy the cow when I get the milk for free?

---

Could be just what i need to quit fapping

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 10, 2017 10:46 PM (PqqkK)

167 #149 I meant "fists"!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 10:46 PM (lJXY3)

168 160; all antennas are digital. i had an old analog that picked up digital just fine. tornado fucked it though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 10:47 PM (KP5rU)

169 Hey everybody.

Got this at Amazon right after Christmas for only five bucks. Far out, man.

http://tinyurl.com/homdm32

Didn't come with any brown acid, though.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 10:47 PM (u8kLQ)

170 : channel master is an antenna. used for over the air free tv.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
------
The way it used to be, before things got better.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 10:47 PM (ZO497)

171
Shawn Colvin did a great cover of "Viva Las Vegas". You've heard it (if you've seen the movie) during the closing credits' roll for The Big Lebowski

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 10:47 PM (BK3ZS)

172 Did their kings and chieftains fly into a calculated panic and impose top-down diktats that they, themselves, did not follow?

It was good to be the King.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 10:47 PM (6FqZa)

173 Is that friend of the blog, Rick Wilson? The other TFG?

Posted by: NCKate at January 10, 2017 10:48 PM (J1ZXn)

174 165. If 4chan pulled this off, then we know for sure that it's full of level 5 guild navigators.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 10, 2017 10:48 PM (vLqXt)

175 hola

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at January 10, 2017 10:48 PM (C+vbB)

176 But apparently he didn't die from flying drunk.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 10:45 PM (qUNWi)

IIRC, he ran out of fuel on his main tank, and could not reach the valve to switch to the reserve tank. Home-built plane, and the valve was awkwardly located for a person of his size.

But that is something he should have checked before getting airborne.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 10:48 PM (bG+ug)

177 Channel Master

http://tinyurl.com/channel-master

Posted by: Fox2! at January 10, 2017 10:48 PM (brIR5)

178 Where's Georgia?

Posted by: the slow guy in Cold Mountain at January 10, 2017 10:48 PM (lJXY3)

179 What the hell, Alaska? "Portugal. The Man"?! Never heard of it. I thought Jewel was from Alaska, but apparently she's from Utah.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 10:48 PM (29QcC)

180 Channel Master?

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 10:42 PM (qUNWi)

Channel Master CM 7778 antenna, the reviews are good but I mounted the antenna in a second floor bedroom and it's about 40 miles from the antenna farm.


Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 10:49 PM (lZco9)

181 Though I will admit Cruise is a very good actor.
Posted by: eleven


Such a good actor that he played Jack Reacher and you didn't realize what a tiny, little squirt he actually is.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2017 10:49 PM (+lVUW)

182 all antennas are digital. i had an old analog that picked up digital just fine. tornado fucked it though.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
---------

Pretty sure that I put that in quotes... 'Digital', for that very reason.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 10:49 PM (ZO497)

183 That French guy sounds a bit salty.

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 10:49 PM (2RVmA)

184 I've read that John Denver's head was never recovered...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 10:49 PM (kP16F)

185
100 A website called I Married Me is offering a DIY marriage kit for singles who want to commit to...themselves.





I would just end up divorcing me and taking half my stuff

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2017 10:49 PM (PtOP4)

186 IIRC, he ran out of fuel on his main tank, and could not reach the valve to switch to the reserve tank. Home-built plane, and the valve was awkwardly located for a person of his size.

But that is something he should have checked before getting airborne.


Yeah...sad.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 10:49 PM (qUNWi)

187 Anybody else planning to see either "The Founder" or "Silence"? Both are opening wide on the 13th I believe.

I admit I want to see both, they're getting good reviews too. Have read "Silence" is a tough slog in a few spots though.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 10:49 PM (u8kLQ)

188 Re: Cord cutting, I recently found out that C Band is still alive and well, and you can get an 8-foot dish antenna for >$500...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 10:50 PM (oVJmc)

189
A website called I Married Me is offering a DIY marriage kit for singles who want to commit to...themselves.

I'll give myself a Pet Rock as a wedding present.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2017 10:51 PM (IqV8l)

190 and it's about 40 miles from the antenna farm.

Posted by: gNewt
------------

They spoil if shipped unrefrigerated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 10:51 PM (ZO497)

191 I Married Me could actually work for me.

I think I still have most of my drag kit from the 90s somewhere around here, so I could take turns being the groom on certain days and the bride on others. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 10:52 PM (u8kLQ)

192 I'll put Mississippi musicians against any other state.

Posted by: FDR at January 10, 2017 10:52 PM (nSThB)

193 Did their kings and chieftains fly into a calculated panic and impose top-down diktats that they, themselves, did not follow?

It was good to be the King.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

I'm sure, bring me your virgins was not done in panic.

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 10:52 PM (2RVmA)

194 Re: Cord cutting, I recently found out that C Band is still alive and well, and you can get an 8-foot dish antenna for >$500...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 10:50 PM (oVJmc)

But is there any good stuff that is unscrambled?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 10:52 PM (bG+ug)

195 Looks like a lot of states listen to native sons.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 10:15 PM (nUdSA)

=====

Evening Tammy. There was a Lauraw ONT a few nights ago that really could have used your input.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 10, 2017 10:53 PM (9mjK1)

196
I'll give myself a Pet Rock as a wedding present.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2017 10:51 PM (IqV8l)


Huge disbeliever of the "healing powers of crystals" here. Told someone once the only way that would work would be for me to take the crystal in hand, give them a good smack with it and they'd forget all about whatever they though ailed them prior to then.

Not amused, they were.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 10:54 PM (BK3ZS)

197 I've read that John Denver's head was never recovered...


I think he hit pretty hard. Not much at all was recovered.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 10:54 PM (qUNWi)

198 130
No, it doesn't mean that Georgians bought more Kanye West records than the others. He is the biggest seller overall who was born in that state. That's how I understand it, at least.
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 10:39 PM (sdi6R)
---------------------------------
Good grief. More than Ray Charles or James Brown or Otis Redding or Little Richard or Gladys Knight?

Sad.....(and get off my lawn.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 10, 2017 10:55 PM (Nox3c)

199 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 10:15 PM (nUdSA)

I asked the other night, but don't know if you saw it:

What's up with your cousin these days?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 10:55 PM (D2vc1)

200 182: gotcha. i thought as much. just making it clear to the other morons that are thinking about going ota. some people will bite on anything. sorry if i ruffled any feathers. also, saw a clip of phuckstick on our local news. what fuckin pile of monkey shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 10:55 PM (KP5rU)

201 Wow, the media, the CIA, and the Republican Establishment are all 4chan puppets. Why am I not surprised?

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 10:56 PM (2RVmA)

202 I've read that John Denver's head was never recovered...

Well but hey.

When drivers in Germany have high-speed collisions on the Audobon, how the #!@* do the authorities/undertakers separate the bodies from the wreckage?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 10:56 PM (u8kLQ)

203 Prince's estate, covered at ZH yesterday.
He owned all tangible assets but no equities and no (0) debt.

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 10:57 PM (lZco9)

204 77 Where's Alabama?

---

Just below Clemson

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 10, 2017 10:57 PM (PqqkK)

205 165
If that's true, 4-chan has transcended all boundaries of power, with making Pepe a "white nationalist symbol" (according to stupid people in the media) and now this.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 10, 2017 10:46 PM (E/ibL)


If that's true, 4chan should get White House press credentials.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 10:57 PM (sdi6R)

206 >>>I've read that John Denver's head was never recovered...


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 10:49 PM (kP16F)<<<

Interstellar road.

Took him home.

To the place, he belonged.

West Virgarflaaax.

Spacey mama.

Interstellar road.

Took him home.

Posted by: the aliens from his native Roswell, NM at January 10, 2017 10:57 PM (WidQN)

207 95 I've never had a cable service provider that I didn't want to murder.
Posted by: eleven


They're service call convenience is much better than it was years ago. Now they give you a 2 hour window of time. I can remember ranting at them on the phone because they wouldn't even commit to a particular day. They would put you at the bottom of their list, show up at your home whenever they got to your name, and if you weren't home when they showed up, they'd come back some other unspecified time.
When this was explained to me, I was not nice.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2017 10:57 PM (+lVUW)

208 I strolled around for a few days taking mental notes and will share now my observations, to confirm what most of us already know and what the skeptics still refuse to acknowledge. Simply put: We are being replaced. It is affecting us all and it is very real.

I have a hard time taking Roosh or the other PUA sites seriously. They write like caricatures.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2017 10:57 PM (V3IFq)

209 202: carefully. with tweezers. and, hefty bags.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 10:58 PM (KP5rU)

210 hey, someone have a picture of the ontario lady who framed the ex girlfriend of her husband? she has to be hot. how about her number or email?

Posted by: yaneefifth at January 10, 2017 10:58 PM (cPsPa)

211 Wasn't Ray Charles born in Texas?

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 10:58 PM (lZco9)

212 A website called I Married Me is offering a DIY marriage kit...

No way. The sex is too good...

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 10:59 PM (HwVbl)

213 Posted by: Flyboy at January 10, 2017 10:53 PM (9mjK1)

Hey there!

Dare I ask why?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 10:59 PM (nUdSA)

214
If that's true, 4chan should get White House press credentials.
Posted by: rickl

That would be an epic hack, right up until the SS shot them. Then it would be awesome.

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 10:59 PM (2RVmA)

215 I've been enjoying "Annie's Song" recently. It's a gorgeous song and John Denver was a really talented guy.


Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 10, 2017 10:59 PM (CLKfs)

216 Funny, that. If he were descended from Gray Aliens, you'd have thought he'd be a better pilot.

---

the ones who Crashed in NM?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 10, 2017 11:00 PM (PqqkK)

217 Wow, the media, the CIA, and the Republican Establishment are all 4chan puppets. Why am I not surprised?
Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 10:56 PM (2RVmA)




seems artificial intelligence came into being some time ago and now is running everything via the internets.

Posted by: yaneefifth at January 10, 2017 11:00 PM (cPsPa)

218 Not sure who the manufacturer of my antenna is. But it does a decent job
for as far away from the city as I am. Set up is an old flagpole
inserted in a ground based satellite dish mount. I have a rotator that
got me the best aim but is useless day to day since any change in
direction means I have to let the box re-search for channels.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 11:00 PM (W6Ch1)

219 211 Wasn't Ray Charles born in Texas?
Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 10:58 PM (lZco9)


Georgia, according to Wiki.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

220 I've been enjoying "Annie's Song" recently. It's a gorgeous song and John Denver was a really talented guy.


He was.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 11:00 PM (qUNWi)

221 Hey there!

Dare I ask why?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 10:59 PM (nUdSA)

======

The subject matter was, shall we say, right up your alley.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 10, 2017 11:01 PM (9mjK1)

222 If that's true, 4chan should get White House press credentials.

Would like to see the next Harambe led into the WH press room. Pump him full of Viagra first

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 11:01 PM (6FqZa)

223 MISSTAMMY!
MISSTAMMY!
MISSTAMMY!
MISSTAMMY!
MISSTAMMY!




someone bar the door.

Posted by: yaneefifth at January 10, 2017 11:01 PM (cPsPa)

224 Why does the western border of Montana look like Dick Nixon disapproving of Idaho?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2017 11:01 PM (V3IFq)

225 I *love* "Annie's Song."

"You fill up my senses, like a night in the forest..."

Have read it was John Denver's only big hit in the UK, and that numerous soccer teams have adapted the words to make it their theme song.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 11:01 PM (u8kLQ)

226 someone bar the door


Katy!!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 11:02 PM (qUNWi)

227 trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport


blammo

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:02 PM (jrFgU)

228
The PissGate story claims, if I've got it right it, that Trump went to the Ritz Carlton in Moscow (when I'm not sure), and stayed in the same room there Barky did in the past. And then, to make a gesture, decided to defile the bed Barky slept in by hiring a couple of Moscow whores/call girls to come up. He then had them piss on each other and him in the bed, in some golden shower shit game.

And Putin and the KGB (whatever they call themselves now) secretly recorded the whole show and have it on tape.

Now, does that even make sense? First, I don't think Trump would be into that shit at all, doesn't seem his personality type. I mean, he's a horn dog extraordinaire and more power to him, but this doesn't sound like his bag at all.

And does it even make sense as a fuck-you act of defilement against Barky? Nope. Who the hell would make any connection to Barky, to realize the disgusting mess would be an f-you to him?

Does it make sense as something insane a pro-Trump troll would come up with to see if some idiot like Rick Wilson would believe? You betcha.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 10, 2017 11:02 PM (DW+jj)

229 Has anybody dropped the Zero Hedge bomb on the serious journalists at BuzzFeed?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 11:02 PM (oVJmc)

230 Who was that bitch I saw you with yesterday?!!

Posted by: morons' left hands at January 10, 2017 11:02 PM (lJXY3)

231 Were I to marry myself and I somehow displeased me, I wonder if I could spitefully deny myself marital congress... I suppose the "make-up sex" would be teh awesome, though!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 11:02 PM (kP16F)

232 118 AP already running story on "Forceful and tearful" speech
Posted by: Nonamenic


Makes sense. Since Hillary lost there have been several times where I cried happy tears. I'm not kidding, when I look at those compilations of all the liberals weeping on election night, I laugh and laugh to the point of tears.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2017 11:03 PM (+lVUW)

233 A website called I Married Me is offering a DIY marriage kit for singles who want to commit to...themselves.

---

I can't decide if I'm too good for me or if i'm not good enough for Me.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 10, 2017 11:03 PM (PqqkK)

234 162 I freely admit that I don't know a lot about pop culture, but I was gobsmacked to find out that Tom Hanks is a fucking idiot. I always thought he was a fairly normal human being. Live and learn, I guess.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 10, 2017 10:45 PM (97XyN)


Actors are weird. Very few exceptions. Tom Hanks is exceptionally talented at playing a normal human being.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:03 PM (iMxBJ)

235 Why does the western border of Montana look like Dick Nixon disapproving of Idaho?

Snake/Columbia rivers

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:03 PM (jrFgU)

236 211 Wasn't Ray Charles born in Texas?
Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 10:58 PM (lZco9)
-------------------------
Interesting.
He was in fact born in Georgia, but only because his mother went up there to have him there. (Shame re illegitimacy.)
But the family was from Florida and that was where he grew up and got his start.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 10, 2017 11:03 PM (Nox3c)

237 The PissGate story claims, if I've got it right it, that Trump went to the Ritz Carlton in Moscow (when I'm not sure), and stayed in the same room there Barky did in the past. And then, to make a gesture, decided to defile the bed Barky slept in by hiring a couple of Moscow whores/call girls to come up. He then had them piss on each other and him in the bed, in some golden shower shit game.

And Putin and the KGB (whatever they call themselves now) secretly recorded the whole show and have it on tape.

Now, does that even make sense? First, I don't think Trump would be into that shit at all, doesn't seem his personality type. I mean, he's a horn dog extraordinaire and more power to him, but this doesn't sound like his bag at all.

And does it even make sense as a fuck-you act of defilement against Barky? Nope. Who the hell would make any connection to Barky, to realize the disgusting mess would be an f-you to him?

Does it make sense as something insane a pro-Trump troll would come up with to see if some idiot like Rick Wilson would believe? You betcha.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January




you would be surprised how expensive a good golden shower is, $5k easily.

Posted by: yaneefifth at January 10, 2017 11:03 PM (cPsPa)

238 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2017 11:04 PM (IcT7t)

239 And someone on one of the earlier threads said Trump was a germophobe (that I can believe) so the story is ludicrous from that point of view too.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 11:04 PM (lJXY3)

240 wonder if the Trump story is battlefield-prep for the upperdeckers the Obama crew plan to leave at the WH

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 11:04 PM (6FqZa)

241 Sounds like something Bil Clinton might have done in Moscow as a student.

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:05 PM (2RVmA)

242 when the Clintons left the WH, they vandalised it hardcore - tore out the W keys on the computers for instance

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 11:05 PM (6FqZa)

243 You fill up my senses, like a night in a forest
Like the mountains in springtime, like a walk in the rain
Like a storm in the desert, like a sleepy blue ocean
You fill up my senses, come fill me again

Come let me love you, let me give my life to you
Let me drown in your laughter, let me die in your arms
Let me lay down beside you, let me always be with you
Come let me love you, come love me again

Let me give my life to you...
Come let me love you...
Come love me again...

You fill up my senses, like a night in a forest
Like the mountains in springtime, like a walk in the rain
Like a storm in the desert, like a sleepy blue ocean
You fill up my senses, come fill me again

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 11:05 PM (u8kLQ)

244 why would you think actors are not freak shows? they are paid to show up on set, memorize words about an event written by someone else and then act, convincingly, as though it had happened to them.

Posted by: yaneefifth at January 10, 2017 11:06 PM (cPsPa)

245 you would be surprised how expensive a good golden shower is, $5k easily.

Late to the story here, but it seems if Trump wanted a "golden shower" he'd do it with real gold.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2017 11:06 PM (IcT7t)

246 He was in fact born in Georgia, but only because his mother went up there to have him there. (Shame re illegitimacy.)

But the family was from Florida and that was where he grew up and got his start.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 10, 2017 11:03 PM (Nox3c)

That, right there, is a perfect example of what LBJ did to America.


Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 11:06 PM (lZco9)

247 The PissGate story read like some bad internet porn, but Trump Derangement Syndrome is going to ensure that all the right people are still going to lap it up...

If all this winning continues, I may turn in to a well-adjusted, happy person and I don't think anybody wants that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 11:06 PM (oVJmc)

248 If the Dems are going to double down on pissgate, Repubs should double down on pizzagate.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 11:06 PM (u8kLQ)

249 Trump is a germophobe. While urine is really fairly sterile, the chances that a germophobe would prance around with strangers pissing on them (or even each other) is about as great as a Palestinian Imam going on TV and sharing a package of bacon with his pet pot-bellied pig.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 10, 2017 11:06 PM (wB8Tg)

250 I cut Tom Hanks more slack than I do the average Hollywood fool just because of what he has done to help vets. Sure, he's a political idiot - but I think his heart in probably in the right place. Problem is his head is up his ass.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 10, 2017 11:06 PM (P8951)

251 235 Why does the western border of Montana look like Dick Nixon disapproving of Idaho?

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because i da 'ho

Posted by: Idaho at January 10, 2017 11:07 PM (PqqkK)

252 Prayers sent for your baby sis, ibguy

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 10, 2017 11:07 PM (di1hb)

253 Kenny G and Jimi Hendrix were both born in Washington state. Wiki says that Kenny G has sold 75 million records, but I can't find a figure for Jimi.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 11:07 PM (sdi6R)

254 Snake/Columbia rivers

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:03 PM (jrFgU)


That and the Continental Divide, right? I know that Monida Pass, where I-15 crosses from Montana to Idaho, is on the Continental Divide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 11:07 PM (bG+ug)

255 242 when the Clintons left the WH, they vandalised it hardcore - tore out the W keys on the computers for instance

----

expecting obama peeps to remove the '4' key

Posted by: Idaho at January 10, 2017 11:07 PM (PqqkK)

256 Consider the bullshit of John Denver.

"I love the mountains, the mountains are cool, yay mountains."

He makes his pile, and ends up scratching by ... crashing into the drink. Which by my reckoning is ... sea level, by definition.

So much for the fucking mountains.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2017 11:07 PM (SRKgf)

257 Make golden showers a covered therapy under Obama care

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:07 PM (2RVmA)

258 250; this.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 11:08 PM (KP5rU)

259 because i da 'ho
Posted by: Idaho


Ok, you win a brownie point. Or a blondie point - forgot which.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2017 11:08 PM (V3IFq)

260 Sounds like something Bil Clinton might have done in Moscow as a student.
Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:05 PM (2RVmA)

Bernie Sanders on his Russian honeymoon

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 11:08 PM (voOPb)

261 213Hey there! Dare I ask why?!
Posted by: Tammy a

According to the daywalkers we were totally filthy. Big nothing burger. mildly raunchy, nothing explicit, some innuendo.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 10, 2017 11:08 PM (hscyr)

262
when the Clintons left the WH, they vandalised it hardcore - tore out the W keys on the computers for instance
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


I've always wondered if that was a story like Palin saying she could see Russia from her house.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2017 11:08 PM (IqV8l)

263 story here, but it seems if Trump wanted a "golden shower" he'd do it with real gold.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January




meh, not sure it works the way you think it does. seems you are confusing Donald Trump wit Scrooge McDuck.

Posted by: yaneefifth at January 10, 2017 11:08 PM (cPsPa)

264 Montana is one of six states with no river borders.

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:08 PM (2RVmA)

265 expecting obama peeps to remove the '4' key

Posted by: Idaho at January 10, 2017 11:07 PM (PqqkK)


I expect them to remove the "U" and "S" keys.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2017 11:09 PM (SRKgf)

266 you would be surprised how expensive a good golden shower is, $5k easily.

Really! Wow! Remember that, Jen!

Posted by: Harf and Psaki: Pole Dancers for Hire at January 10, 2017 11:09 PM (qJhUV)

267 rickl: alls I knows is, it's ridonkulous how many "new albums" Hendrix's family has manufactured from what were supposedly his leftover scratch tapes of musical ideas he was working on. I think they've released over five of them by now.

I'd bet serious money at least a few of them are fakes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 11:09 PM (u8kLQ)

268 "Why does the western border of Montana look like Dick Nixon disapproving of Idaho? "
------------------------
The same reason that the outline of Brazil looks exactly like the profile of Charles DeGaulle?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 10, 2017 11:09 PM (Nox3c)

269 245
Late to the story here, but it seems if Trump wanted a "golden shower" he'd do it with real gold.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2017 11:06 PM (IcT7t)


It always worked for me.

Posted by: Scrooge McDuck at January 10, 2017 11:09 PM (sdi6R)

270 Posted by: Flyboy at January 10, 2017 11:01 PM (9mjK1)


Lol, I'm sure y'all did just fine without me!

How is the bride?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:09 PM (nUdSA)

271 When drivers in Germany have high-speed collisions on the Audobon, how the #!@* do the authorities/undertakers separate the bodies from the wreckage?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 10:56 PM


Wow. That would be the wurst.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 11:09 PM (DMUuz)

272 Sounds like something Bil Clinton might have done in Moscow as a student.
Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:05 PM (2RVmA)

Bernie Sanders on his Russian honeymoon
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Nah, he never could have afforded it.

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:10 PM (2RVmA)

273 when the Clintons left the WH, they vandalised it hardcore - tore out the W keys on the computers for instance

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 11:05 PM (6FqZa)


And took the furniture.

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 11:10 PM (lZco9)

274 "Thank God I'm A Country Boy" should be the official Deplorables Anthem.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 11:10 PM (u8kLQ)

275 I'm being ignored tonight.

*sulks*

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 11:10 PM (D2vc1)

276 Duncan, I think that's how some of those wursts are made...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 11:10 PM (u8kLQ)

277 Kenny G and Jimi Hendrix were both born in Washington state. Wiki says that Kenny G has sold 75 million records, but I can't find a figure for Jimi.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 11:07 PM (sdi6R)

I think that map suffers from the Millennial conceit that, "if it didn't happen in my lifetime, it didn't happen".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 11:11 PM (bG+ug)

278 Hi Country Boy!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 11:11 PM (u8kLQ)

279 If I were to get married tomorrow,, I'd use "Annie's Song" as my first dance. And "Take me Home, Country Roads" as the second.


There's a John Denver memorial portion of PCH between Hermoda and Redondo Beach. I guess that's where he flew his ultralight?

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 10, 2017 11:11 PM (CLKfs)

280 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 11:09 PM (u8kLQ)

They aren't fakes, they're alternate takes.

They're stretching it out for all it's worth, but they're legit.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:11 PM (nUdSA)

281
Wow. That would be the wurst.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Early leader for bad pun 2017

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:11 PM (2RVmA)

282 Wyoming Kansas Florida ND SD Maine.

That's my guess for the states with no river borders.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 11:11 PM (qUNWi)

283 According to the daywalkers we were totally filthy. Big nothing burger. mildly raunchy, nothing explicit, some innuendo.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 10, 2017 11:08 PM (hscyr) fnord (hscyr)


Ehh, I've seen daywalkers go wild. Glass houses.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 10, 2017 11:11 PM (wB8Tg)

284 252 Prayers sent for your baby sis, ibguy
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 10, 2017 11:07 PM (di1hb)

Yes, mine too.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 10, 2017 11:11 PM (P8951)

285 Lol, I'm sure y'all did just fine without me!

How is the bride?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:09 PM (nUdSA)

========

As Bebe just mentioned, mildly raunchy but nothing like those that caused Meatlocker to turn Puritan.

The Bride remains amazing, thank you.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 10, 2017 11:11 PM (9mjK1)

286 Actually, I don't know if I should admit this, but...


... I currently work in the heart of darkness for, what's more than likely, the most detestable cable company in the eyes of the Horde. Not only is it a thieving cable provider, but it's also the parent company for some of the most reviled MFM personalities known to the HQ...


... but have no fear, I'm trying to undermine them one waived cable install at a time.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 10, 2017 11:12 PM (WidQN)

287 How do, yankeefifth?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:12 PM (nUdSA)

288 I'm being ignored tonight.

*sulks*



Did you say something?

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 11:12 PM (qUNWi)

289 Tammy, fair enough. But how many alternate takes could Hendrix have possibly done?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 11:12 PM (u8kLQ)

290 No shit. I'm watching Miami Vice. The series, not the horseshit movie. I haven't seen it in english in like thirty years.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 11:12 PM (qJhUV)

291 when obama leaves the white house he and joe are going to cut all the holes out of the walls.



they are also going to slip obamas mil a mickey so she does not wake up until after the inauguration.

Posted by: yaneefifth at January 10, 2017 11:12 PM (cPsPa)

292 John Denver - great songwriter, but could have used a little more training on the flight sims.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 10, 2017 11:12 PM (kumBu)

293 The Bride remains amazing, thank you.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 10, 2017 11:11 PM (9mjK1)


So very glad to hear that!

New career also amazing, I hope?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:13 PM (nUdSA)

294 I would think it would take a certain kind of person to get into golden showers...

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:13 PM (jrFgU)

295 Wonder what Jen Psaki's next career will be? Having trouble thinking of something equal to her intellect, but maybe she can learn to make a latte, or be an assistant to Jamie Gorelick, something low-grade like that.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:13 PM (iMxBJ)

296 266 you would be surprised how expensive a good golden shower is, $5k easily.

Really! Wow! Remember that, Jen!
Posted by: Harf and Psaki: Pole Dancers for Hire at January 10, 2017 11:09 PM (qJhUV)

---

Hey, Piss Girl!

Posted by: Louis XI at January 10, 2017 11:13 PM (PqqkK)

297 Wyoming Kansas Florida ND SD Maine.

That's my guess for the states with no river borders.
Posted by: eleven

Nope, 1/6 and I posted you Montana

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:14 PM (2RVmA)

298 150 Iron Mike, if you're here - want you to know how happy it makes me to know your grandson is doing well. I have been praying for him. As a mom and grandmom, the thought of the little guy going through that tore me up.

Thank you, cfomahm!

Beckett was discharged this afternoon and is home now. He has a followup in a month and the only discharge instructions are 3 oz feedings on demand. He is a happy lil guy now.

Kids stopped by with him for a visit on the way home and. His great aunt and great grandma dropped in, too.

We think he was uncomfortable even before he started having trouble keeping his meals down. He was always restless. Now he is calmer.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 10, 2017 11:14 PM (di1hb)

299 And the next map they did: "TrumpLand and Clinton Archipelago"

https://tinyurl.com/jahrnmh

Clinton sure doesn't rule over much!

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 11:14 PM (ysprU)

300 Hey, Piss Girl!


Wait for the shake.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 11:14 PM (qUNWi)

301 294 I would think it would take a certain kind of person to get into golden showers...
Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:13 PM (jrFgU)


Whoa! A lemonade fountain! Let me find a cup!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 10, 2017 11:14 PM (iMxBJ)

302 Oh fuck me, some of those Daywalkers are batshit crazy and meaner than hell.

I prefer you dirty birds!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:15 PM (nUdSA)

303 Really! Wow! Remember that, Jen!
Posted by: Harf and Psaki: Pole Dancers for Hire at January 10, 2017 11:09 PM (qJhUV)




yeah jen cause if I give you a golden shower for $5k and you give me one for $5k and we do it two times that is like $10k each!

Posted by: yaneefifth at January 10, 2017 11:15 PM (cPsPa)

304 New career also amazing, I hope?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:13 PM (nUdSA)

=====

It is. Still in indoctrination through this week. The head is spinning but all good.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 10, 2017 11:15 PM (9mjK1)

305 Sure, I'm a country boy. The United States is a country, after all.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 10, 2017 11:15 PM (kumBu)

306 246---That, right there, is a perfect example of what LBJ did to America.
Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 11:06 PM (lZco9)
----------------------------------
Yep.
Consider the Supremes' song, "Love Child," where the girl wants to wait for marriage because she remembers the pain and shame of her own illegitimacy. That was the mid 60's!





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 10, 2017 11:15 PM (Nox3c)

307 Nope, 1/6 and I posted you Montana


You vex me Jean.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 11:15 PM (qUNWi)

308 Who said that?

I don't feel the presence of buzzion so it must have been something else.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 11:15 PM (lJXY3)

309 Fixer Upper was pretty cool tonight. RG3 was involved but more importantly they were fixing up a Vietnam Veterans house. Replays again tonight on HGTV channel.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 11:15 PM (W6Ch1)

310 Wonder what Jen Psaki's next career will be?

She's got a decent rack. Sears underwear model?

Posted by: a classy Moron at January 10, 2017 11:15 PM (wpC7C)

311 That and the Continental Divide, right? I know that Monida Pass, where I-15 crosses from Montana to Idaho, is on the Continental Divide.


dat is the east side

west side is a river and some strait lines

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:15 PM (jrFgU)

312 286 Actually, I don't know if I should admit this, but...

Don't feel like the lone ranger. I work for an insurance company.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 10, 2017 11:16 PM (di1hb)

313
yeah jen cause if I give you a golden shower for $5k and you give me one for $5k and we do it two times that is like $10k each!
Posted by: yaneefifth

I knew you were Krugman slumming it.

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:16 PM (2RVmA)

314 >>>yaneefifth

A desocking mishap?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 11:16 PM (R+30W)

315 Jen Psaki's next career move, don't think of her intellect think of her profile.


Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 11:16 PM (lZco9)

316 Nope, 1/6 and I posted you Montana

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:14 PM (2RVmA)

Montana, Hawaii (doh!), Alaska, Rhode Island, Delaware?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 11:16 PM (bG+ug)

317 How do, yankeefifth?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:12 PM (nUdSA)




How do you do MissTammy?

Posted by: yaneefifth at January 10, 2017 11:17 PM (cPsPa)

318 And just how the fuck did Trump know which suite the Obama's would be in?

Surely the Moscow Ritz has more than one fancy-ass suite, wealthy Russians are very ostentatious.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:17 PM (nUdSA)

319 Hey! All the b, l, o, w, and j keys are missing from our keyboards!

Posted by: white house staff on Jan. 21 at January 10, 2017 11:17 PM (lJXY3)

320 No shame in working from within the beast. Hell, I worked for the Census Bureau in 2010.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 10, 2017 11:17 PM (kumBu)

321
Wonder what Jen Psaki's next career will be?

She's got a decent rack. Sears underwear model?
Posted by: a classy Moron


The final nail in the Sears coffin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2017 11:17 PM (IqV8l)

322 Late to the story here, but it seems if Trump wanted a "golden shower" he'd do it with real gold.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2017 11:06 PM (IcT7t)

It always worked for me.
Posted by: Scrooge McDuck


Er...

Posted by: Viserys Targaryen at January 10, 2017 11:17 PM (6FqZa)

323 Montana and one other are hard, the others are easy.

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:18 PM (2RVmA)

324
Nope, 1/6 and I posted you Montana

---

Hawaii?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 10, 2017 11:18 PM (PqqkK)

325 dat is the east side

west side is a river and some strait lines

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:15 PM (jrFgU)

Ah, you were talking Idaho, and I was talking Montana.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 11:18 PM (bG+ug)

326 yaneefifth

A desocking mishap?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 11:16 PM (R+30W)




nah it is my stupid h1b1 replacement I am training in.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2017 11:18 PM (cPsPa)

327 286 Actually, I don't know if I should admit this, but...
... I currently work in the heart of darkness for, what's more than likely, the most detestable cable company in the eyes of the Horde. Not only is it a thieving cable provider, but it's also the parent company for some of the most reviled MFM personalities known to the HQ...
... but have no fear, I'm trying to undermine them one waived cable install at a time.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 10, 2017 11:12 PM (WidQN)


Eh, if you're going to do a job, do a job. The inevitable forces will take care of the big stuff.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:18 PM (iMxBJ)

328 Posted by: yaneefifth at January 10, 2017 11:17 PM (cPsPa)

Been better. Still extremely pissed about Cooth's banning. Keep my email handy, in case I decide to decamp!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:18 PM (nUdSA)

329 This cord cutting sounds interesting. Amazon prime is only $100 for an entire year! That plus Netflix plus over the air free television plus the DVDs from the local library could fill all my needs nicely.

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2017 11:19 PM (q177U)

330 >> According to the daywalkers we were totally filthy. Big nothing
>> burger. mildly raunchy, nothing explicit, some innuendo.

Was that the one the other night where something came up that got me to looking at multiple male orgasms. That was nothing -- it was highly clinical. Hell, I remember someone cracked that I made an orgasm sound boring.

That was filthy?

I didn't even mention Roxy Raye. Now, if I was going to defile Barky somehow, that's who I would hire to do it.

I like to hire her and some others to go do Mecca, after we'd conquered the place, have them really defile that sacred rock, then blow the thing up.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 10, 2017 11:19 PM (DW+jj)

331 In Germany, hookers pissing on the bed is beginner level.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 11:19 PM (oVJmc)

332 Thanks MH for reminding me about David Bowie's yahrzeit.

I'm surprised it still feels recent.

Heroes is one of my favorite songs. Let's Dance, well that was a betrayal I'm trying to forgive.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2017 11:20 PM (EZebt)

333 Eh, I wouldn't recommend the Golden Shower.

Posted by: Danae at January 10, 2017 11:20 PM (kumBu)

334 She's got a decent rack. Sears underwear model?
Posted by: a classy Moron at January 10, 2017 11:15 PM (wpC7C)

no dude, she's totally JC Penny material

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:20 PM (jrFgU)

335 The 4chan hoax news has totally repaired my attitude after listening to (most of) TFG's fairwell eructation.

Forth Eorlingas!

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 11:20 PM (s5o+q)

336 Nope, 1/6 and I posted you Montana

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:14 PM (2RVmA)

Montana, Hawaii (doh!), Alaska, Rhode Island, Delaware?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

3/6, and you got the hard ones. Alaska, Hawaii, and Montana.

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:21 PM (2RVmA)

337 That's my guess for the states with no river borders.

It's got to be the square ones: Wyoming, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico. Maybe Hawaii and Alaska for the rest.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 11:21 PM (8zL5i)

338 Been better. Still extremely pissed about Cooth's banning. Keep my email handy, in case I decide to decamp!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:18 PM (nUdSA)



now, there don't get all riled up. these things have a way or working out.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2017 11:21 PM (cPsPa)

339 interesting comment over at zerohedge:

If the 4Chan deal is true, they just gave Trump the excuse he needs to gut the CIA and FBI.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 11:21 PM (J5mC3)

340 Colorado has no river boarders. we are square.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 10, 2017 11:21 PM (hMqvx)

341 329 This cord cutting sounds interesting. Amazon prime is only $100 for an entire year! That plus Netflix plus over the air free television plus the DVDs from the local library could fill all my needs nicely.
Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2017 11:19 PM (q177U)


Yup. I cut the cord a couple of years ago and haven't looked back. I haven't sorted out the library part, so I sometimes buy/rent from Amazon, and the antenna thing doesn't work well here, so I sprung for Sling TV on my Roku, but my costs are still way way down over Comcast TV.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:21 PM (iMxBJ)

342 Hah...Colorado!

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 11:21 PM (qUNWi)

343 dammit.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 11:22 PM (qUNWi)

344 Posted by: Planned Parenthood at January 10, 2017 10:28 PM (R+30W)

The problem is, some states don't honor another's license at all - they treat the "offender" as if they had no license at all and were carrying illegally. Like New Jersey.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 10, 2017 11:22 PM (R5EqA)

345 I don't think CO has a river border, mebe UT either

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:22 PM (jrFgU)

346 3/6, and you got the hard ones. Alaska, Hawaii, and Montana.

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:21 PM (2RVmA)

Utah? Colorado?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 11:22 PM (bG+ug)

347 ... but have no fear, I'm trying to undermine them one waived cable install at a time.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 10, 2017 11:12 PM (WidQN) fnord (WidQN)


Dude, just tell me who to call to get my intro deal back.

There are really only two providers here and they're both expensive, so I have no shame about using the c-word.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 10, 2017 11:22 PM (wB8Tg)

348 While urine is really fairly sterile,
Coincidentally enough, tonight I was watching the reenactor documentary, Tudor Monastery Farm, and it showed urine being used in a salve for its ammonia content (although the Tudors didn't know that) for treating cuts made on sheep from shearing; and it being used to treat woolen cloth.

Posted by: white house staff on Jan. 21 at January 10, 2017 11:23 PM (lJXY3)

349 328 Been better. Still extremely pissed about Cooth's banning. Keep my email handy, in case I decide to decamp!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:18 PM (nUdSA)


Ma'am, you are treasured, by me not least. I urge you to stay.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:23 PM (iMxBJ)

350 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 11:12 PM (u8kLQ)

It doesn't have to be the entire song and it doesn't have to be Jimi.

They could have practiced a song 30 times and had slightly different variations in the vocals, bass, drums, etc

They were likely all high as kites and God knows Jimi never played a song the same way twice.

There are a fair amount of practice tapes the Woodstock ones per pretty good.

Dagger is wayyyy overdue for a release, and I'd love to get the full Royal Albert Hall, but that is locked up in some kind of legal battle.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:23 PM (nUdSA)

351 no dude, she's totally JC Penny material
Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:20 PM (jrFgU)




really? I would have guessed WM.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2017 11:23 PM (cPsPa)

352 Hawaii doesn't have a river border either.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 11:23 PM (6FqZa)

353 Utah, Colorado, Oklahoma, ?

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at January 10, 2017 11:23 PM (CL76w)

354 334 She's got a decent rack. Sears underwear model?
Posted by: a classy Moron at January 10, 2017 11:15 PM (wpC7C)

And they hide that shit in the AT&T commercials.

For shame.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 10, 2017 11:23 PM (R5EqA)

355 SO what's up roonz and roonettez? I would scan the comments...but fuck that I ain't got all night.


Well really I do...but still.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 10, 2017 11:24 PM (vbvxt)

356 Wyoming, Maine?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 11:24 PM (bG+ug)

357 Didn't the Osmonds come out of Utah?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 11:24 PM (qJhUV)

358 So if urine has ammonia, and you pee into a bucket of bleach, does that make poison chlorine gas in significant quantities?

Someone has to ask the important questions.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:24 PM (iMxBJ)

359 Miami Vice, that's one of the channels that amplifier will bring in but I am receiving Nevada Smith.

Harold Robbins was very popular at that time.


Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 11:24 PM (lZco9)

360 3/6, and you got the hard ones. Alaska, Hawaii, and Montana.

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:21 PM (2RVmA)

Utah? Colorado?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

And Wyoming, mentioned earlier

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:24 PM (2RVmA)

361 If the 4Chan deal is true, they just gave Trump the excuse he needs to gut the CIA and FBI.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 11:21 PM (J5mC3)




more than a little disconcerting to think the cia played chess with Trump and lost.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2017 11:24 PM (cPsPa)

362 Riverless states:

Alaska
Hawaii
Utah
Wyoming
Colorado
Oklahoma
Delaware

More or less.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 11:24 PM (s5o+q)

363 Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:23 PM (iMxBJ)

You are beyond sweet, Splunge, thank you! And ditto.

I am not going to do a big dramatic hairflip, just weighing various options. I'll stay in touch somehow, I'd miss y'all too much.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:25 PM (nUdSA)

364 ND eastern border is the red River

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:25 PM (jrFgU)

365 you would be surprised how expensive a good golden shower is, $5k easily.

---

therefore $7K if it's a dude pissing?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 10, 2017 11:25 PM (PqqkK)

366 Cord "cutting" is more like cord "swapping." You still have a cord of sorts i.e. a communications connection to the telecomm cloud.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2017 11:25 PM (IqV8l)

367 what's up roonz and roonettez? I would scan the comments...but fuck that I ain't got all night.


Well really I do...but still.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 10, 2017 11:24 PM (vbvxt)




GGE! happy new year

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa)

368 Maine doesn't have a river border.


No way.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 11:26 PM (qUNWi)

369 Miami Vice, that's one of the channels that amplifier will bring in but I am receiving Nevada Smith.

COZI TV. I think it's out of New Hampshire.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 11:26 PM (qJhUV)

370 Still extremely pissed about Cooth's banning. Keep my email handy, in case I decide to decamp!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:18 PM (nUdSA)



I thought he was un-banned now. Did he get banned again?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 10, 2017 11:26 PM (vbvxt)

371 Utah, Colorado, Oklahoma, ?

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at January 10, 2017 11:23 PM (CL76w)


"I crossed that old Red River, and this is what I saw:

Miles and miles of Texas..."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 11:27 PM (bG+ug)

372 I would have a permanent lady-boner if it turns out 4chan punked the CIA.

I will be so disappointed if it isn't true.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:27 PM (nUdSA)

373 328 Been better. Still extremely pissed about Cooth's banning.

---

That'll be 5 thousand dollars

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 10, 2017 11:27 PM (PqqkK)

374 Hey kids do not forget the FBI and CIA has not gotten access to the DNC or Podesta's hardware.

All this leak shit is from a consultant hired by the DNC and Podesta.


we's being played as suckers

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:27 PM (jrFgU)

375 GGE! happy new year

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa)


Right back at'cha!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 10, 2017 11:27 PM (vbvxt)

376 In case nobody mentioned it, the reason Paul Revere and the Raiders are #1 in Idaho is because he is from here. He was a well loved local entertainer.

Geezer the migrant to Idaho.

Posted by: Retired Geezer at January 10, 2017 11:28 PM (5qYY9)

377 If a crime was committed or a national security issue, why can't they just take them.

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2017 11:28 PM (2RVmA)

378 #348 Sock off.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 11:28 PM (lJXY3)

379 Maine doesn't have a river border.

Way up north, it does.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 11:28 PM (ysprU)

380 I would have a permanent lady-boner if it turns out 4chan punked the CIA.

I will be so disappointed if it isn't true.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:27 PM (nUdSA)


Too good to check.

Also, fits perfectly with the current zeitgeist . . . It would be the Mother Of All Fake News.

Too good to NOT be true.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 11:29 PM (s5o+q)

381 In case nobody mentioned it, the reason Paul Revere and the Raiders are #1 in Idaho is because he is from here. He was a well loved local entertainer.

Geezer the migrant to Idaho.
Posted by: Retired Geezer at January 10, 2017 11:28 PM (5qYY9)




well, that and everyone has in dash 45 players.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2017 11:29 PM (cPsPa)

382 341: if you need network tv, check out ustvnow. it's free for seven network channels. it runs off my roku. it was started for u.s. service people stationed overseas.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 11:29 PM (KP5rU)

383 Hey, quit knocking the CIA. Look how much good they did for the US interest in Iran

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 11:29 PM (6FqZa)

384 Iowa should be Eberly Brothers, not Andy Williams (whodafuck is he?). They got their start on a little AM radio station in Shenandoah IA, 20 miles from my little hometown.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 10, 2017 11:29 PM (vbvxt)

385 After 8 years of Obama why would anyone pay to get pissed on? Or is this a discussion of new job Opportunities in the Trump years?

Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 11:29 PM (W6Ch1)

386 In case nobody mentioned it, the reason Paul Revere and the Raiders are #1 in Idaho is because he is from here. He was a well loved local entertainer.


he used to have a house really close to BSU

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:30 PM (jrFgU)

387 Way up north

That'll be $0.15, thanks.

Posted by: estate of Johnny Horton at January 10, 2017 11:30 PM (wpC7C)

388 I did not cut the cord, I reduced my cable to locals only and kept high speed intertoobs through comcast. I'm too far from the towers to get ota very well. If there were competitors for broadband I would drop commiecast.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 10, 2017 11:30 PM (hMqvx)

389
Geezer the migrant to Idaho.

where you from?
where you at?

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:31 PM (jrFgU)

390 EVerly Brothers that is...duh...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 10, 2017 11:31 PM (vbvxt)

391 357 Didn't the Osmonds come out of Utah?
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 11:24 PM (qJhUV)


I think you spotted a mistake on the map! Wiki says Jewel has sold 30 million albums, and the Osmonds sold over 80 million back in the 70s.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 11:31 PM (sdi6R)

392 Crap, I thought New Mexico was all straight lines. There's a little squiggle in there down at the bottom.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 11:31 PM (NBHj5)

393 more than a little disconcerting to think the cia played chess with Trump and lost.
---

Yes and no.

I think many in the CIA are glorified government pencil pushers, some of which get to travel to other countries.

Government.
Workers.

Just because they work for an alphabet agency doesn't mean that they're more competent than Shanequa at the local DMV. They're just better paid.

Trump is an outsider. A business man who has played and won games they can't even imagine.

That's why I voted for the Golden Scalp Weasel.

/also, it's been a long, long time since we had a really really smart guy as President. We're not used to WINNING.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 11:32 PM (J5mC3)

394 Really craving an "I survived Obama's farewell speech" T-shirt about now.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:33 PM (iMxBJ)

395 Maine has had an ongoing river border dispute with New Hamster for decades...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 11:35 PM (kP16F)

396 That guy Sessions obviously hates persons of color and Presdent Obama should do something about this guy !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 10, 2017 11:35 PM (Fbj4h)

397 393 /also, it's been a long, long time since we had a really really smart guy as President. We're not used to WINNING.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 11:32 PM (J5mC3)


He's smart, yes, but that isn't quite the point, is it? He fights. And he's good at it.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:35 PM (iMxBJ)

398 274 "Thank God I'm A Country Boy" should be the official Deplorables Anthem.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 11:10 PM (u8kLQ)

275 I'm being ignored tonight.
*sulks*
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 11:10 PM (D2vc1)


I lol'ed.

Re: Trumpian showers... Trump's an alpha male. If he had an issue with Obama, he'd say it to his face. Or at least tweet it. Urinating on something of Obama's would be beneath him. Urinating on something Obama didn't own, but once used, would be beneath that. Hiring someone to do it for him would be beneath that.

One or two more "beneaths", and I could believe Obama doing it to Trump...

Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2017 11:35 PM (UzBQ4)

399 Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 11:29 PM (s5o+q)

It has to be true, because it's too stupid to be true.

How would Trump know the logistics of a Presidential trip?!

Elizabeth II requires a new toilet seat when she stays anywhere; maybe the Obama's insist on a new mattress, how would Trump even know they'd even sleep in that bed?

The cleaning staff would smell the result of three adults pissing on each other all night, too, and would replace the fucking mattress.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:35 PM (nUdSA)

400 anyone catch on Instapundit today that Insty hired a plumber who was part of the Horde?

wonder who that was?



Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:35 PM (jrFgU)

401 Just because they work for an alphabet agency doesn't mean that they're more competent than Shanequa at the local DMV. They're just better paid.

Trump is an outsider. A business man who has played and won games they can't even imagine.

That's why I voted for the Golden Scalp Weasel.

/also, it's been a long, long time since we had a really really smart guy as President. We're not used to WINNING.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 11:32 PM (J5mC3)

Bush-a-wee girl!

Posted by: Shanequa at January 10, 2017 11:35 PM (iztiu)

402 I don't think Trump would pay to get peed on, but Its not my business. Sounds super fake to me though.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 10, 2017 11:36 PM (CLKfs)

403 Didn't I tell you all?

I'm still officially a Democrat, so I have an advance copy of Obama's farewell speech. DNC emailed it to me. Here it is, in its entirely:

"My fellow Americans, I've given the order, the nuclear warheads have been launched, and most of them should land in the vicinity of Damascus within about five minutes. Good day, and good luck."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 11:36 PM (u8kLQ)

404 Isn't part of Tennessee in Kentucky now because a river (but not the border) changed its course?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 11:36 PM (kP16F)

405 >>>Dude, just tell me who to call to get my intro deal back.

There are really only two providers here and they're both expensive, so I have no shame about using the c-word.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 10, 2017 11:22 PM (wB8Tg)<<<



Getting intro deals back usually require a volcano and a virgin sacrifice.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 10, 2017 11:37 PM (WidQN)

406 I grew up on the Red River ---of the North. Flows north to Hudson's Bay, eventually.

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at January 10, 2017 11:37 PM (CL76w)

407 358 So if urine has ammonia, and you pee into a bucket of bleach, does that make poison chlorine gas in significant quantities?

Someone has to ask the important questions.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:24 PM (iMxBJ)

++++

Normal piss is mostly water. It has to be concentrated if you are trying to get the acid to be useful.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 11:38 PM (R+30W)

408 didn't the Euro's boil down cow piss to get ammonia during the 1000-1500's?


Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:39 PM (jrFgU)

409 400 anyone catch on Instapundit today that Insty hired a plumber who was part of the Horde?
wonder who that was?
Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:35 PM (jrFgU)


Yes, really enjoyed that.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/254133/

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:39 PM (iMxBJ)

410 Getting intro deals back usually require a volcano and a virgin sacrifice.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 10, 2017 11:37 PM (WidQN) fnord (WidQN)


Well crap. I guess that means I have to switch back to the other aholes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 10, 2017 11:39 PM (wB8Tg)

411 Joe the Plumber?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 11:40 PM (lJXY3)

412 I ran across this by accident earlier today. What appears to be a semi recent Ron White comedy show. I thought it was funny as hell and had jokes that were new to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9z0wUUfvPw

Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 11:40 PM (W6Ch1)

413 Morons, about a year from now: "Say, do you remember the legendary piss ONT?"

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:40 PM (iMxBJ)

414 >>>Well crap. I guess that means I have to switch back to the other aholes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 10, 2017 11:39 PM (wB8Tg)<<<

May be best to just keep the virgin for entertainment.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 10, 2017 11:40 PM (WidQN)

415 Zero Hedge has a great story about how some 4chan creatures trolled TPTB into chasing Trump rumors down rabbit holes that has in part resulted in this latest Russia is manipulating our election news. CIA/NSA hardest hit.

I think heads will roll all over the .gov regardless of this line of attack. Its going to get real.

Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2017 11:41 PM (YK8kk)

416 now camel piss has some magic powers


cures everything

drink it 2x per day

Posted by: mohammed at January 10, 2017 11:41 PM (jrFgU)

417 He's smart, yes, but that isn't quite the point, is it? He fights. And he's good at it.
---

Actually, being a fighter is more important.

They get angry and wave a bat at Trump. Trump takes the bat out of their hands, bludgeons them with it and then while they're on the ground, kicks them in head for good measure.

I can respect that.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 11:41 PM (J5mC3)

418 I hope he's not one of the scary, Jew-hating, Southern plumbers who are perfectly competent and respectful but you just know they voted Trump and want to kill you.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 11:41 PM (lJXY3)

419 I've read that John Denver's head was never recovered...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 10:49 PM (kP16F) fnord (kP16F)


Cooth called to say he used to dive in that cove, and he didn't find the head.

He thought it was important to let people know that.

And he certainly doesn't have it in a freezer.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 10, 2017 11:41 PM (wB8Tg)

420 Joe the Plumber?


he is from Ohio, not TN

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:42 PM (jrFgU)

421 I'm off for a nap. Hope you all are well, prayers up for ibguy and chi and their families.

Be well you Morons. *snooze*

Posted by: Farmer at January 10, 2017 11:42 PM (o/90i)

422 If normal piss is mostly water, I shudder to think what abnormal piss is made of...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 11:42 PM (kP16F)

423 Dude, just tell me who to call to get my intro deal back.
---
When I call customer service, talking to someone re: cancellation is the only way to go.

They will deal. They are the ONLY ONES that will deal at my cable provider.


Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 11:43 PM (J5mC3)

424 This place has turned into Pee Pee Pants City.

Posted by: Negan at January 10, 2017 11:43 PM (iztiu)

425 I've read that John Denver's head was never recovered...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 10:49 PM (kP16F) fnord (kP16F)

Cooth called to say he used to dive in that cove, and he didn't find the head.
He thought it was important to let people know that.
And he certainly doesn't have it in a freezer.


Mental note: never accept a Denver omelette from Cooth.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2017 11:43 PM (u8kLQ)

426 274 "Thank God I'm A Country Boy" should be the official Deplorables Anthem.


Prefer this Country Boy song.

https://youtu.be/3cQNkIrg-Tk

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2017 11:43 PM (fCZiP)

427 161 John Denver was born in Roswell, NM (!); etc.

Posted by: Secret Square at January 10, 2017 10:41 PM (9WuX0)

Funny, that. If he were descended from Gray Aliens, you'd have thought he'd be a better pilot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 10:45 PM (bG+ug)
*******
Better pilot?! They crashed at Roswell!!!

Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2017 11:43 PM (YK8kk)

428 418 I hope he's not one of the scary, Jew-hating, Southern plumbers who are perfectly competent and respectful but you just know they voted Trump and want to kill you.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 11:41 PM (lJXY3)


Having a plumber in your house who might disagree with you politically is almost as scary as firing an AR-15. Almost.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:43 PM (iMxBJ)

429 Kennel dogs fed, water changed, house girls fed and exercised. Need to get up at 5:00 as always. G'night, Horde.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 10, 2017 11:44 PM (J8/9G)

430 The Yellow Plague.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 11:44 PM (lJXY3)

431 422 If normal piss is mostly water, I shudder to think what abnormal piss is made of...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 11:42 PM (kP16F)

We will never tell.

Posted by: women who squirt at January 10, 2017 11:44 PM (iztiu)

432 Just a very telling photo on Drudge, of Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughn hearing Meryl Streeps's insipid bloviations: Vaughn is leaning forward, clearly thinking "the fuck is this?"

Mel has a kind of grandfatherly look of, "oh, dear, please shut the hell up, sweetie."

Perhaps if she had delivered it with a syrupy southern accent, or perhaps a slight Afrikaner patois. If only.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 10, 2017 11:45 PM (ZDq2T)

433 An AR-15?!
They fire those killer .22 bullets don't they?!!
Shit. Now I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 11:45 PM (lJXY3)

434 Thanks for sharing that, qdpsteve (and Cooth)!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 11:45 PM (kP16F)

435 Morons, about a year from now: "Say, do you remember the legendary piss ONT?".
.........

followed by "how about Ace's 'wheel of anal' post before that"?

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:46 PM (jrFgU)

436 Mel has a kind of grandfatherly look of, "oh, dear, please shut the hell up, sweetie."
Maybe Mel was thinking about what is linked in my sock?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 11:46 PM (lJXY3)

437 Of all the high-powered rounds, .22 LR armor-piercing cop-killer tracer rounds fired from un-smart guns are the absolute worst.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:47 PM (iMxBJ)

438 Is it possible that the Democrat meltdown will reach California?

Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2017 11:48 PM (YK8kk)

439 I always thought the Arkansas River was the border between OK and AR, but no sir, it ain't. You are still in OK when you cross it, which annoys the hell outta me for some reason.

Also, I think I was in my 40s before I realized that Maine was not Newfoundland or New Brunswick or whatever the fuck it is, by which I mean, I didn't realize that Newfoundland/NB/WTFII was attached to Maine. I thought Maine encompassed all the land that is in fact Newfoundland/NB/WTFII....from Sea to Shining Sea, as it were.

I am not sure where I thought Newfoundland/NB/WTFII was; I knew it was on the Atlantic Coast, I guess I just thought it was further up!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:48 PM (nUdSA)

440 Is it possible that the Democrat meltdown will reach California?

hope so and the succeed and then we can fence those fuckers off from the other 47

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:49 PM (jrFgU)

441 Slim Whitman is from FL. So is Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Posted by: Mike at January 10, 2017 11:50 PM (c056A)

442 440 Is it possible that the Democrat meltdown will reach California?
hope so and the succeed and then we can fence those fuckers off from the other 47
Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:49 PM (jrFgU)


The loonies are still grieving here, working through the stages, and a long way from acceptance. We who disagree laugh at them, but quietly, because we like our careers.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:50 PM (iMxBJ)

443 Also, I think I was in my 40s before I realized that Maine was not Newfoundland or New Brunswick or whatever the fuck it is, by which I mean, I didn't realize that Newfoundland/NB/WTFII was attached to Maine. I thought Maine encompassed all the land that is in fact Newfoundland/NB/WTFII....from Sea to Shining Sea, as it were.

.......
apparently someone decided not to fight all the way to the St. Lawrence seeway in our history


if you look at a road map of the area the Canadian have a bunch on thier southern border there and in Maine almost zero on their northern border.

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:51 PM (jrFgU)

444 Quote III (earlier version)
"Duty is the sublimest word in the English language. Do your duty in all things. You can never do more. You should never wish to do less."

--Robt E. Lee.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 10, 2017 11:51 PM (o7l6R)

445 And the Silent But Deadly sound-muffler things they come with are scary things.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 11:52 PM (lJXY3)

446 433 An AR-15?!
They fire those killer .22 bullets don't they?!!
------

.22LR. High powered.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2017 11:52 PM (TRzoP)

447 Trump asks for bust of Winston Churchill to be placed back in WH office.

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 11:52 PM (lZco9)

448 Whatever it is that those women who squirt squirt, it certainly doesn't feel or smell like pee..

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 11:52 PM (kP16F)

449 i just wanted to say that you all conducted yourselves in a responsible and perceptive manner during obama's farewell speech for which you should all take a moment to stand up and take a bow. well done! and goodnight.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 10, 2017 11:52 PM (WTSFk)

450 LOL.

From a guy on 4Chan, a Brit:

"This is fucking serious guys I'm freaking out

I wrote the
pissgate leaks shortly after the RNC and circulated them to various
journalists. Wapo, NYT, Mother Jones, various twitter shitbirds. I used
their PGP keys and shit to make me seem legit. I presented myself as a
former MI6 operative

Now the entire media are reporting that Trump was briefed on the leaks. They're saying the FBI believes it to be credible

I
installed a new OS after the election so I have no proof that I
fabricated them. I intended to btfo them when one of them published it"

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 11:53 PM (J5mC3)

451 Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:51 PM (jrFgU)

Well, they mighta been a-skeert of the locals. I have been to Maine and I think some of 'em are more hillbilly than actual hillbillies.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:53 PM (nUdSA)

452 368 Maine doesn't have a river border.


No way.
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 11:26 PM (qUNWi)

---

St. John River

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 10, 2017 11:54 PM (PqqkK)

453 330Was that the one the other night where something came up that got me to looking at multiple male orgasms. That was nothing -- it was highly clinical. Hell, I remember someone cracked that I made an orgasm sound boring.
That was filthy?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 10, 2017 11:19 PM (DW+

Yep, that was the night.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 10, 2017 11:54 PM (hscyr)

454
I was busy watching the closing scene from "Excalibur" during Teh JEF's final speech.

Tell me, did he stutter at the end?

Posted by: Arbalest at January 10, 2017 11:54 PM (FlRtG)

455 437 Of all the high-powered rounds, .22 LR armor-piercing cop-killer tracer rounds fired from un-smart guns are the absolute worst.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:47 PM (iMxBJ)

You'll shoot your eye out

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 11:54 PM (voOPb)

456 >>>Dude, just tell me who to call to get my intro deal back.
---
When I call customer service, talking to someone re: cancellation is the only way to go.
They will deal. They are the ONLY ONES that will deal at my cable provider.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 11:43 PM (J5mC3)<<<



For the most part, this is true. If you are showing an intent to cancel, often times a retention dept will have options to lower your rates. Now, that's not to say they can always get you back exactly what you had. Our retention people often don't have that ability. They might be able to apply loyalty discounts, or some other kind of promo rates to bring your pricing close to an intro level. But again... not always. Sometimes they just can't match another company's pricing for new customers, and they'll let you see if the grass is greener on that other side.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 10, 2017 11:55 PM (WidQN)

457 Trump didn't ask, it was suggested to him and he immediately agreed. Nigel, of course.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:55 PM (nUdSA)

458 More at 4 chan:

"Hey there 4channers,

I'm a reporter for The Huffington Post. I've
heard a recent story may have originated on this forum about the
President Elect going to Russia and engaging in perverted sexual acts,
as well as being blackmailed by Putin.

I would like a few comments from the community here to be used in an upcoming article.

Thanks,

-Mark"

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 11:55 PM (J5mC3)

459 448: What you see in the "educational videos" is, as Elaine said, fake, fake, fake.

They've actually done some research on what is claimed to be the real thing. It's complicated, but it is pissing, along with some dumping of the Skene's glands (female prostate, as they taken to call it).

There's very little that actually comes out in the "real thing", such as it is. There's still controversy over it, but the consensus is it's peeing.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 10, 2017 11:56 PM (DW+jj)

460 I'm pretty sure Colorado, Utah, Wyoming and New Mexico have no river borders, since their state lines are all straight.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 10, 2017 11:56 PM (0OG8D)

461 Did their kings and chieftains fly into a calculated panic and impose top-down diktats that they, themselves, did not follow?

-
The Emperor Nero declared war on the god of the sea, Neptune. He lined the army up, complete with ancient artillery. (I love ancient artillery.) He ordered the army into the surf. They slashed around with their swords for a while. Nero declared victory over Neptune. Everybody went home.

OK, not as crazy as global warming, but still, pretty far out there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 11:57 PM (Nwg0u)

462 Of all the high-powered rounds, .22 LR armor-piercing cop-killer tracer rounds fired from un-smart guns are the absolute worst.
Posted by: Splunge
------
An AR-7

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 11:57 PM (ZO497)

463 Mark Your Territory, ace Huffpoo reporter.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 11:58 PM (lJXY3)

464 290 No shit. I'm watching Miami Vice. The series, not the horseshit movie. I haven't seen it in english in like thirty years.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 11:12 PM (qJhUV)

---------------------------------------------------

Watched an episode a while back. Bill Russell of the Celtics was a basketball player turned judge. Bernard King of the Knicks was his son.

Bill Russell's bookie was played by Kosmo Kramer himself, Michael Richards.

Posted by: Oschisms at January 10, 2017 11:58 PM (ZsN9X)

465 Remember Ali G? A former alter ego of the Borat guy. He got lots of famous people on his show, doing his British Chav rapper act, and keeping them on the hook for a long time. Even smart people, like Newt.

There's a video somewhere of him having Trump on his show. Trump listened for like 45 seconds, patted him on the knee, wished him good luck, and got out of there. Lots of people are smart, but Trump has street smarts.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:58 PM (iMxBJ)

466 I think 4 chan invented the 'bikini bridge' a few years ago

Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:58 PM (jrFgU)

467 Some not your typical anime - Robot hitchhiker turns out to be like Bender, much to the consternation and embarrassment of the woman who tried to be a Good Samaritan.

https://youtu.be/K-umP7uqmfM?t=1m22s

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2017 11:59 PM (s6uSp)

468 Scum on 4 Chan invented Ebola-chan... *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2017 12:00 AM (s6uSp)

469 Now, that's not to say they can always get you back exactly what you had. Our retention people often don't have that ability. They might be able to apply loyalty discounts, or some other kind of promo rates to bring your pricing close to an intro level. But again... not always. Sometimes they just can't match another company's pricing for new customers, and they'll let you see if the grass is greener on that other side.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 10, 2017 11:55 PM (WidQN) fnord (WidQN)


Splitting the difference would probably be fine. While each have a couple of good techs, on average neither one is competent or a good deal.

I'll call in to ask about cancellation (because I do need to know a couple of things about timelines and equipment returns).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2017 12:00 AM (wB8Tg)

470 That was Caligula who declared war against Neptune. It's shown in I, CLAVDIVS.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2017 12:00 AM (lJXY3)

471 The Piscataqua River between Maine and New Hamster! And I hasten to add that the $2 toll on I-95 for 14 fucking miles of New Hamster is an outrage!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 11, 2017 12:00 AM (kP16F)

472 I'm pretty sure Colorado, Utah, Wyoming and New Mexico have no river borders, since their state lines are all straight.

-
Someone who has obviously never been to Cheesman park in Denver. You know, it's near the King Super's everybody calls Queen Supers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 11, 2017 12:00 AM (Nwg0u)

473
The Emperor Nero declared war on the god of the sea, Neptune.

So, that's how you do it!

Posted by: King Canute at January 11, 2017 12:01 AM (IqV8l)

474 Normal spit is by weight "mostly water" still will get enraged if some one hits me with it on purpose.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 11, 2017 12:01 AM (W6Ch1)

475 I didn't watch captain shit stain's speech. I exiled myself from the whole political scene until that fuckstick was gone. I watched Hillary go down in flames on my birthday, and it was glorious. I cracked open a bottle of mead, fired up a Cuban cigar, and *cough* a few other things and laughed at the TV like tom hanks laughing at his bath tub in money pit.

Yup, gonna be a good year.

Go fuck yourself toonces.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 12:01 AM (aMlLZ)

476 422 If normal piss is mostly water, I shudder to think what abnormal piss is made of...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 11:42 PM (kP16F)

++++

Verbal: Can I get some coffee?
Dave Kujan: In a while. Let's talk about the lineup.
Verbal: I'm really thirsty. I used to dehydrate as a kid. One time it got so bad my piss came out like snot. I'm not kidding, it was all thick and gooey.


http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0002072/quotes

I hope this was helpful.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 11, 2017 12:01 AM (R+30W)

477 and the bikini bridge was not an anorexia thing, it was dudes having girls tak pis and send them of their "bridge"



Posted by: Original Jake at January 11, 2017 12:01 AM (jrFgU)

478 And now at 4Chan:

"Reporter for Politico here. I would like to speak to a moderator regarding the information that was leaked today.

Would gladly pay the amount you get paid on this website.

-Jason"

BTW, Politico and Huffington Post both have their logos on the message.

If you go over to 4chan yourself, you have to find to go to the main page, find MISC and then click into POL.

You'll have to click on a disclaimer about adult content.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 12:02 AM (J5mC3)

479 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 12:01 AM (aMlLZ)


BERSERKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:02 AM (nUdSA)

480 I was proud of presdent Obama tonite, so proud tonight and all of us in Bratttleboro will remember him for alls the good things he had done to help persons of all colors !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 11, 2017 12:03 AM (Fbj4h)

481 That was Caligula who declared war against Neptune. It's shown in I, CLAVDIVS.

-
The TV series (but not the book, one of my all time favorites) borrows a lot of crazy from Nero and bestows it on Caligula. For example, it was Nero, not Caligula, who wanted to rename Rome after himself, Neronia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 11, 2017 12:04 AM (Nwg0u)

482 Posted by: Flyboy at January 10, 2017 11:15 PM (9mjK1)

I am so excited for you! And if you're gonna be on TV, you have to let me know ahead of time so I can go to Mama's to watch, or have her record it, at least!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:04 AM (nUdSA)

483 I didn't read the linked story but I read a precis from a conservative website about squirting overwhelmingly being pee. Or being overwhelmingly pee.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2017 12:04 AM (lJXY3)

484 That's interesting, Anonosaurus Wrecks.

Bitch.


Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2017 12:06 AM (lJXY3)

485 235 Why does the western border of Montana look like Dick Nixon disapproving of Idaho?

Snake/Columbia rivers
Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:03 PM (jrFgU)

Yer kidding, right? Of course you are.

Did I really see RunningRN's name under a comment in another thread today? Has she been around much, and I just missed seeing her nic?
Or did she just resurface? She used to be a regular on the ONT.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 11, 2017 12:06 AM (dEr3l)

486 I am so excited for you! And if you're gonna be on TV, you have to let me know ahead of time so I can go to Mama's to watch, or have her record it, at least!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:04 AM (nUdSA)

=====

Will do. It would be CNBC, and I should get a couple of days notice.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 11, 2017 12:07 AM (9mjK1)

487 Really, today is my lucky day.

Berserker is back and 4chan may have just punked the mother fucking CIA.

All that's missing is jc.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:07 AM (nUdSA)

488 368 Maine doesn't have a river border.


No way.
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 11:26 PM (qUNWi)

Tell that to the St. John's River.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 11, 2017 12:07 AM (brIR5)

489 I thought 4chan was a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2017 12:08 AM (vbvxt)

490 Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 11, 2017 12:06 AM (dEr3l)

I saw that, too. I think she pops in now and then, almost always among the Daywalkers.

I often wonder about PGiS and her son, too. Haven't seen her in along time.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:09 AM (nUdSA)

491 489 I thought 4chan was a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2017 12:08 AM (vbvxt)


So is most people's subconscious. But the most amazing things bubble up from there, from time to time.

Posted by: Splunge at January 11, 2017 12:09 AM (iMxBJ)

492 Thanks for the link, Anna! I'll have to check that out, maybe tomorrow night since I'm planning to hit the sack pretty soon.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 11, 2017 12:09 AM (0OG8D)

493 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2017 12:08 AM (vbvxt)

It's complicated.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:09 AM (nUdSA)

494 And no Peaches either; or Gingy despite Dave cob-logging now.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2017 12:09 AM (lJXY3)

495 I thought 4chan was a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2017 12:08 AM (vbvxt) fnord (vbvxt)


It is, but allegiances change like the weather these days.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2017 12:10 AM (wB8Tg)

496 Vice is at 4Chan now.

And of course these people:

"Hey there 4channers,

I'm a reporter for The New York Times. I've
heard a recent story may have originated on this forum about the
President Elect going to Russia and engaging in perverted sexual acts,
as well as being blackmailed by Putin.

I would like a few comments from the community here to be used in an upcoming article.

Thanks,

-Chris"

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 12:10 AM (J5mC3)

497 Pee? Folks are pontificating about pee? This is such a fascinating place.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2017 12:11 AM (gcme+)

498 Chris rhymes with piss!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2017 12:11 AM (lJXY3)

499 hunh, I originally read that as the western border of ID

much clearer now that I reread it

Posted by: Original Jake at January 11, 2017 12:11 AM (jrFgU)

500 I believe no one when it comes to all the Russia this and Russia that. That's just plain sad. Lies, manipulation, and self serving. Government officials, Intelligence agencies, and others talk, talk, talk and the "media" publishes it. Crazy.

Posted by: gracepc at January 11, 2017 12:11 AM (OU4q6)

501 Yer in the HQ now, IC!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2017 12:12 AM (lJXY3)

502 Mel has a kind of grandfatherly look of, "oh, dear, please shut the hell up, sweetie."
Maybe Mel was thinking about what is linked in my sock?

-
We should make "Streep" into a verb. "Biden dropped a match into his gas tank to see if he was out of gas. He really streeped that!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 11, 2017 12:13 AM (Nwg0u)

503 471 The Piscataqua River between Maine and New Hamster! And I hasten to add that the $2 toll on I-95 for 14 fucking miles of New Hamster is an outrage!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 11, 2017 12:00 AM (kP16F)

IN 1977, that was one of the best pictures I took of the state of Maine. Looking North in the Southbound lane of I-95, at NH mile marker 14 and change. Foggy day, IIRC.

Of course, I was trading Loring for Thule. Not quite sure how that worked out.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 11, 2017 12:13 AM (brIR5)

504 the western border of ID
The king is a fink!

Posted by: the lone haranguer at January 11, 2017 12:13 AM (lJXY3)

505 488 368 Maine doesn't have a river border.
No way.
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 11:26 PM (qUNWi)

Tell that to the St. John's River.
Posted by: Fox2!

True. Ever heard of the Aroostook County War?

Posted by: Daniel Webster at January 11, 2017 12:14 AM (nIGPZ)

506 BERSERKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:02 AM (nUdSA)


Tammy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 12:14 AM (aMlLZ)

507 Oh now really....villainy?

Wretched at times, certainly a fair bit scummy, but.....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:14 AM (nUdSA)

508 I'm a reporter for The New York Times. I've heard a recent story may have originated on this forum about the President Elect going to Russia and engaging in perverted sexual acts, as well as being blackmailed by Putin.

-
Why would he have to go to Russia? We've got preverts here.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 11, 2017 12:15 AM (Nwg0u)

509 I believe no one when it comes to all the Russia this and Russia that.

Posted by: gracepc at January 11, 2017 12:11 AM (OU4q6) fnord (OU4q6)


Probably very wise.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2017 12:15 AM (wB8Tg)

510 I've gotta get to bed. I think I'm coming down with Streep Throat.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2017 12:15 AM (lJXY3)

511 501, andycanuck, I rarely venture into the bowels of the ONT except I'm up late tonight...I see what I've been missing!

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2017 12:15 AM (gcme+)

512 497 Pee? Folks are pontificating about pee? This is such a fascinating place.
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2017 12:11 AM (gcme+)

You obviously missed all the asparagus pee fun over the years.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 11, 2017 12:16 AM (hscyr)

513 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 12:14 AM (aMlLZ)

How ARE you? I thought you were out touring. I have missed you dreadfully.

You and Robert and jc all disappeared about the same time.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:16 AM (nUdSA)

514 I've heard that piss, when it's clear, is beer...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 11, 2017 12:16 AM (kP16F)

515 An AR-7
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 11:57 PM (ZO497)

See - there! It even says "Assault Rifle"!

Posted by: Gene Stoner at January 11, 2017 12:17 AM (brIR5)

516 We have reports that Trump was born in Russia.

Posted by: 5chan at January 11, 2017 12:17 AM (IqV8l)

517
Montana
Utah
Delaware
Alaska
Hawaii
Colorado
Wyoming

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2017 12:17 AM (BK3ZS)

518 Perverted, really?

I've never done it, and I don't get it, but I'd call it kinky, not perverted.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:17 AM (nUdSA)

519 What is 4Chan?

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 11, 2017 12:17 AM (CLKfs)

520
I thought 4chan was a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
---
I suggset you go over there yourself and take a peek. You want to check out Politically Incorrect; it's listed under Misc.

It's a very very disorganized 90's style bulletin board. Hard to read and follow.

BTW, CNN just left a message.

And NO ONE is replying to media requests.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 12:17 AM (J5mC3)

521 Washington State University is developing a breathalyzer for maryjawanna. Students are storming the test facility hoping to get selected for calibration tests. Lab rats hardest hit.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 11, 2017 12:18 AM (ocw+t)

522 Yellow now; Labatt's Blue later.

And on that Canadian content note, goodnight, folks and especially IC.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2017 12:18 AM (lJXY3)

523
Drop Delaware from that list. Final answer.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2017 12:18 AM (BK3ZS)

524 Since all threads devolve to boobs or guns. I will solve the 9mm .45 argument. I am pretty good at fixing shit. My toolbox is filled with different sized wrenches. Oddly enough my gunbox is filled with different calibers. I have in pistol a .22, a 9mm, a luger something, a .357 a .40 and scary rifles

Posted by: Willy J. at January 11, 2017 12:18 AM (W6Ch1)

525 Methylene Blue piss...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 11, 2017 12:19 AM (kP16F)

526
I've heard that piss, when it's clear, is beer...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki


Zima

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2017 12:19 AM (IqV8l)

527 483: They did some research on this in France recently and pretty much pinned it down -- Google will find stories about it. They got women who were confirmed "squirters", and could do it consistently, and then measured the hell of it in the lab.

It involves the (in)famous G-spot, which is region of increased sensitivity, and the Skene's glands (which is what would turn into a prostate in me turns into in women). It's too complicated and perhaps boring to ramble on about, but here's the rub. Not all women are as fully developed there as others. Some have the equipment to do it, and some don't. The sample sizes that dealt with weren't big enough to generalize to the whole population, but in their samples only 6 out of 10 women or so had the full Skene's gland tissue developed. IIRC.

Anyway, with a powerful G-spot orgasm, the urinary sphincter opens briefly and little contractions occur which squirt out a little pulse of urine. At the same time, the Skene's glands dump a little of their fluid.

The Skene's gland contribution is small, but it's measurable and looks just like male prostate fluid.

Anyway, the real thing, such as it is, is just a small amount.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 11, 2017 12:19 AM (DW+jj)

528 Since I'm near the top:

Again I ask: any Texas Hordians having an Inauguration party? Or do I have to just show up at your house unannounced?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 10:13 PM (D2vc1)



Country Boy, I'd love to - but I gotta work. Why can't the inauguration be 5pm ?

Posted by: Steck at January 11, 2017 12:19 AM (LlRQB)

529 An AR-7
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 11:57 PM (ZO497)

See - there! It even says "Assault Rifle"!
Posted by: Gene Stoner
-----------

Yup. right in the name. Bold as brass these gun nuts are.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 12:20 AM (ZO497)

530 505 488 368 Maine doesn't have a river border.
No way.
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 11:26 PM (qUNWi)

Tell that to the St. John's River.
Posted by: Fox2!

True. Ever heard of the Aroostook County War?
Posted by: Daniel Webster at January 11, 2017 12:14 AM (nIGPZ)


St. Croix River on the eastern border, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2017 12:20 AM (BK3ZS)

531 but here's the rub.
Phrasing!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2017 12:20 AM (lJXY3)

532 435 Morons, about a year from now: "Say, do you remember the legendary piss ONT?".
.........

followed by "how about Ace's 'wheel of anal' post before that"?
Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:46 PM (jrFgU)

Yea, but tis better to be pissed off, than pissed on...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 12:21 AM (qf6WZ)

533
527
Uh, okay. Good to know.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 11, 2017 12:22 AM (ocw+t)

534 Trump is full of piss and vinegar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 11, 2017 12:22 AM (Nwg0u)

535 514 I've heard that piss, when it's clear, is beer...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 11, 2017 12:16 AM (kP16F)

That would be coors

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 11, 2017 12:22 AM (hscyr)

536 No way I'd marry myself. Then I couldn't even jack off.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 12:23 AM (0mRoj)

537 Oh you dear sweet newbs, this is hardly THE legendary piss thread.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:23 AM (nUdSA)

538 519 What is 4Chan?

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 11, 2017 12:17 AM (CLKfs)


About 2 steps above the darkweb. If that.

Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 12:23 AM (cAnNx)

539 if you look at a road map of the area the Canadian have a bunch on thier southern border there and in Maine almost zero on their northern border.
Posted by: Original Jake at January 10, 2017 11:51 PM (jrFgU)

Most of northwest Aroostook County (the northern part of Maine) is (almost) entirely forest primeval, owned (at least 40 years ago) by timber companies. All of the roads were basically tree cutting trails.

Posted by: F at January 11, 2017 12:23 AM (brIR5)

540
The loonies are still grieving here, working through the stages, and a long way from acceptance. We who disagree laugh at them, but quietly, because we like our careers.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 11:50 PM (iMxBJ)

My friend in Santa Monica said she was asked if they were going to an anti-Trump Inauguration party. She just laughed and said no.

Says people out there are acting like Trump is the anti-Christ.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 12:24 AM (Jcg9Q)

541 I'm still pissed that my plan for marketing +P .25 has fallen on deaf ears. It's gold, I tell you, gold!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 12:24 AM (ZO497)

542 I've heard that piss, when it's clear, is beer...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki


Only if you chill it and no one's the bud wiser.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 12:24 AM (V3IFq)

543 my 15 miliseconds of Twitter fame

https://twitter.com/TheTuckerC/status/819049134485368832

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 11, 2017 12:25 AM (PU9rf)

544 I'd call it kinky, not perverted.

One man's "perverted" is another man's "yeah, I think my gramma does that."

Posted by: mikeski at January 11, 2017 12:25 AM (UzBQ4)

545 How ARE you? I thought you were out touring. I have missed you dreadfully.

You and Robert and jc all disappeared about the same time.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:16 AM (nUdSA)


yeah I did get pretty busy with the music thing. I still am, but I did lurk from time to time. I just didn't have much to say anymore. It got to the point where I didn't even want to hear the name Obama, so I literally cut myself off. I didn't even watch the debates, or the conventions, or even the news really. I mean zip..nada. I basically said wake me up when its over. I promised myself I would come back when that miserable shitstain was vanquished. So that was that.

Anyway, How the hell are you?????

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 12:25 AM (aMlLZ)

546 BERS!!!!!! Long time no see!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 11, 2017 12:25 AM (HEZ5P)

547 Climate change. Global warming. Ice age. So is climate change new? Or has it happened before in history? According to Washington State University ancient people faced climate change. Was it their air conditioning or their V8 Chevrolet Suburban?


All that Aqua Net. Our ancient forebears were vain people.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 12:25 AM (0mRoj)

548 538: I took a peek- it looks like a weird anime bulletin board.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 11, 2017 12:26 AM (CLKfs)

549 Says people out there are acting like Trump is the anti-Christ.

He likes to work, so he's the anti-"Chocolate Jesus".

Which in their minds is pretty much the same as the anti-Christ.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 11, 2017 12:27 AM (IcT7t)

550 548 538: I took a peek- it looks like a weird anime bulletin board.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 11, 2017 12:26 AM (CLKfs)



Ah you didn't find the pedobear section.

Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 12:27 AM (cAnNx)

551 According to Washington State University ancient people faced climate change.
-----------

I always ask people if they think it would be a positive thing for Manhattan to be covered in ice again.

"Huh? Whut?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 12:27 AM (ZO497)

552 Oh, there is much drama at 4Chan now.

They have decided that the CIA is watching them, and are now leaving the CIA messages.

Here's one of the tamer ones:

"Get Fucked CIA, you deserve this after all the crimes you faggots have
committed, I hope you enjoy your asspruning when Trump get's into office
because we'll enjoy watching it."

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 12:28 AM (J5mC3)

553 BERS!!!!!! Long time no see!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 11, 2017 12:25 AM (HEZ5P)


Hey!!!

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 12:28 AM (aMlLZ)

554 I've shot full auto guns and it's fun. But if you don't have a supply chain for ammo they suck.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 11, 2017 12:28 AM (W6Ch1)

555 Resident Evil owns a bolt action AR...

some gun grabber on Twitter blocked me for point that out, and for telling him it stood for Armilite Rifle

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 11, 2017 12:28 AM (PU9rf)

556 547 Climate change. Global warming. Ice age. So is climate change new? Or has it happened before in history? According to Washington State University ancient people faced climate change. Was it their air conditioning or their V8 Chevrolet Suburban?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 12:25 AM (0mRoj)


Donkeys, man. It was all the donkeys. People never learn.

Posted by: Splunge at January 11, 2017 12:29 AM (iMxBJ)

557 I think it was the Redcoats who hacked the election.

Posted by: Paul Revere at January 11, 2017 12:29 AM (rH4JY)

558 I'm still pissed that my plan for marketing +P .25 has fallen on deaf ears. It's gold, I tell you, gold!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.


I still have a shrine to my .30 carbine 1911 concept.

... had a marketable name and e'rrything.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 12:29 AM (V3IFq)

559 557 I think it was the Redcoats who hacked the election.

Posted by: Paul Revere at January 11, 2017 12:29 AM (rH4JY)



Dennis Hopper did it.

Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 12:30 AM (cAnNx)

560 "If your policies end in disaster, blame the Republicans." - President Barack Obama and every progressive ever.

-
Didja see that Nanzi Pelosi is now saying that Obamacare was "bipartisan legislation"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 11, 2017 12:30 AM (Nwg0u)

561 AR <> Armalite???

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2017 12:30 AM (s6uSp)

562 No Paine, no GAINZZZ.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 11, 2017 12:30 AM (rH4JY)

563 554 I've shot full auto guns and it's fun. But if you don't have a supply chain for ammo they suck.
Posted by: Willy J. at January 11, 2017 12:28 AM (W6Ch1)

Your bank account diminishes at the same rate of fire. Like a high-speed countdown.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 12:31 AM (0mRoj)

564 559. Dennis Hopper did it.
Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 12:30 AM (cAnNx)

Sacriledge! How dare you blaspheme The Hopper?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 11, 2017 12:31 AM (hscyr)

565 Thanks for the Lily pics. Can I borrow that towel?

Posted by: Sancho at January 11, 2017 12:31 AM (dongu)

566 Aint 30 carbine a little long to put in a handgun?

Posted by: USNtakim at January 11, 2017 12:31 AM (hMqvx)

567 Woot! Berserker's back!

Bet no one said that around 980 AD.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 11, 2017 12:31 AM (IcT7t)

568 Donkeys, man. It was all the donkeys. People never learn.
Posted by: Splunge at January 11, 2017 12:29 AM (iMxBJ)

Stubborn cusses.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 12:31 AM (0mRoj)

569 552 "Get Fucked CIA, you deserve this after all the crimes you faggots have
committed, I hope you enjoy your asspruning when Trump get's into office
because we'll enjoy watching it."
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 12:28 AM (J5mC3)


Yeah, if you're over 27, you have to sort of translate.

"Memo to the CIA: Gentlemen, you have overstepped your bounds, falling for an obvious hoax and using it to further your own political ambitions. Competent leadership is coming your way, and we will enjoy watching the show."

Posted by: Splunge at January 11, 2017 12:31 AM (iMxBJ)

570 We go pee pee on Barry and Furry Nuts bed. Dondi pays us many dollars and he watches.

Posted by: pissing whores of Russia at January 11, 2017 12:31 AM (iztiu)

571 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 12:25 AM (aMlLZ)

I kind of did the same. The entire site got to be horrifying with all the fighting about Trump, and I even started avoiding the Book Thread because it's always political, too, (NEVER nasty and hateful, just fairly political and I was trying to avoid that)

I'm fine, nothing new. Very glad to have YOU back and that stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure GONE!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:32 AM (nUdSA)

572 Hell, I remember for every president since at least Reagan, someone comes up with some scheme to show how the name works out to be "666" somehow and thus that president is the Antichrist.

Then, it will be tied into Nostradamus' "Mabus" shit, how the president's name can become "Mabus" (or whatever it is), and thus Bad Spooky things will happen.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 11, 2017 12:32 AM (DW+jj)

573 AR Armalite???
Posted by: Anna Puma

Armalite Rifle - AR

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 12:32 AM (ZO497)

574 383 Hey, quit knocking the CIA. Look how much good they did for the US interest in Iran
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 11:29 PM (6FqZa)


in both 53 and 79.

Posted by: F at January 11, 2017 12:32 AM (brIR5)

575 573 AR Armalite???
Posted by: Anna Puma

Armalite Rifle - AR
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 12:32 AM (ZO497)

Apocalypse Rifle, since it can kill all of humanity in mere seconds!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 12:33 AM (0mRoj)

576 520
I thought 4chan was a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
---
I suggset you go over there yourself and take a peek. You want to check out Politically Incorrect; it's listed under Misc.

It's a very very disorganized 90's style bulletin board. Hard to read and follow.

BTW, CNN just left a message.

And NO ONE is replying to media requests.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 12:17 AM (J5mC3)

CNN left a messaging saying what?

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 11, 2017 12:33 AM (nQ10o)

577 a-dios

Posted by: Original Jake at January 11, 2017 12:33 AM (jrFgU)

578 560 Didja see that Nanzi Pelosi is now saying that Obamacare was "bipartisan legislation"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 11, 2017 12:30 AM (Nwg0u)


Nancy can be counted on to go for the big, self-evidently false, lie. I think she once said something like "I stand with my fellow Catholics in supporting a woman's right to an abortion." When Nancy speaks, Zombie Goebbels stands in awe.

Posted by: Splunge at January 11, 2017 12:33 AM (iMxBJ)

579 Aint 30 carbine a little long to put in a handgun?
Posted by: USNtakim


That's what she said, tiny hands.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 12:33 AM (V3IFq)

580 Oh crud, might be losing a laser-disc to the rot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2017 12:34 AM (s6uSp)

581
"Memo to the CIA: Gentlemen, you have overstepped your bounds,
falling for an obvious hoax and using it to further your own political
ambitions. Competent leadership is coming your way, and we will enjoy
watching the show."
--
That was good. Professional.

/obvously too professional for the MSM

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 12:34 AM (J5mC3)

582 Dondi feed us asparagus and Gatorade. We go per per on Furry Nuts pillows.

Posted by: pissing whores of Russia at January 11, 2017 12:34 AM (iztiu)

583 Woot! Berserker's back!

Bet no one said that around 980 AD.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 11, 2017 12:31 AM (IcT7t)


Lol right?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 12:34 AM (aMlLZ)

584 BTW, CNN just left a message.

And NO ONE is replying to media requests.

-
They don't want to switch their reputation by taking CNN seriously.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 11, 2017 12:35 AM (Nwg0u)

585 Aint 30 carbine a little long to put in a handgun?
Posted by: USNtakim
----
Looked at a Judge recently?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 12:35 AM (ZO497)

586 Get Fucked CIA, you deserve this after all the crimes you faggots have
committed, I hope you enjoy your asspruning when Trump get's into office
because we'll enjoy watching it.


See there, how can you not love these guys?



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:36 AM (nUdSA)

587 Did't the AR start out with Mattel?

Posted by: Willy J. at January 11, 2017 12:36 AM (W6Ch1)

588 Again I ask: any Texas Hordians having an Inauguration party? Or do I have to just show up at your house unannounced?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 10:13 PM (D2vc1)



Country Boy, I'd love to - but I gotta work. Why can't the inauguration be 5pm ?

Posted by: Steck at January 11, 2017 12:19 AM (LlRQB)

Hey Steck!!

At least somebody cares enough to reply.

/s

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 12:36 AM (Jcg9Q)

589 585 Aint 30 carbine a little long to put in a handgun?
Posted by: USNtakim
----
Looked at a Judge recently?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 12:35 AM (ZO497)

Or a Desert Eagle.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 12:36 AM (0mRoj)

590 I've never done it, and I don't get it, but I'd call it kinky, not perverted.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:17 AM (nUdSA)




"Kinky" is using a chicken feather during foreplay. "Perverted" is using the whole damn chicken.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 11, 2017 12:36 AM (v5iqM)

591 566 Aint 30 carbine a little long to put in a handgun?
Posted by: USNtakim at January 11, 2017 12:31 AM (hMqvx)


.22LR fits in a handgun, and it is a high-powered round.

Posted by: Splunge at January 11, 2017 12:36 AM (iMxBJ)

592 30 carbine in an auto pistola? kind of longish.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 11, 2017 12:36 AM (hMqvx)

593 Damn autocucumber. "Besmirch", not "switch".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 11, 2017 12:36 AM (Nwg0u)

594 587 Did't the AR start out with Mattel?
Posted by: Willy J. at January 11, 2017 12:36 AM (W6Ch1)

I don't think Eugene Stoner worked for Mattel...

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 12:37 AM (0mRoj)

595 Dondi stick us with saline IVs. We go tinkle on Soetoro's matress pad.

Posted by: pissing whores of Russia at January 11, 2017 12:37 AM (iztiu)

596 Did't the AR start out with Mattel?

I know they had a contract to make some of the plastic parts. I don't think Mattel ever made an entire rifle.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 11, 2017 12:38 AM (IcT7t)

597 Remember when Democrats hated the CIA and loved Russia?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2017 12:38 AM (IqV8l)

598 Speaking of 22LR, my Wal-Mart has two 1,000 round bricks of the stuff made by Winchester.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2017 12:38 AM (s6uSp)

599 487
Really, today is my lucky day.



Berserker is back and 4chan may have just punked the mother fucking CIA.



All that's missing is jc.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:07 AM (nUdSA)

======who's dat knocking on my door?

Posted by: jc at January 11, 2017 12:38 AM (iRJ+A)

600 Barnacle Bill the sailor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2017 12:39 AM (IqV8l)

601 Posted by: Jim at January 11, 2017 12:36 AM (v5iqM)

Feathers are kinky??

Handcuffs are kinky.

Feathers are accouterment.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:39 AM (nUdSA)

602 The ONT staff came across this map. best selling music artists in each state. Seems to me that Paul Revere and The Raiders in Idaho, is, ah, shall we say bullshit? They aren't even in the Top 50 all time best selling artists.

This is perhaps one of the most perfect all-time examples of how disinformation spreads on the Internet.

First of all, the official source for this map is...some random Reddit user who made it and uploaded it.

But much much much worse than that is the fact that he made a small grammatical error in the title -- and that error has now caused 99% of Internet users to misinterpret the map.

He titled it, idiotically, "Best selling music artists IN each U.S. state" -- but that's not what he meant to say.

Because the map actually (and accurately) shows "Best selling music artists FROM each U.S. state"

D'oh!

I realized this instantaneously upon seeing "Indiana - Michael Jackson" and "Delaware - George Thorohgood." Because two artists are very distinctively (and unusually) from those two states. A quick scan revealed the rest of the map was the same -- the artists are FROM each state listed, but don't necessarily sell well in that state.

By all rights, there wouldn't be such hyper-specific regionalism if it was a "sales" map. If it truly was a map showing ""Best selling music artists IN each U.S. state," almost all the states would probably say "The Beatles" or "Whitney Houston" or "Elvis Presley" or "Frank Sinatra" or "Taylor Swift" or whoever else is by now on the list of all-time best-selling artists.

But because of SINGLE mis-used word in a headline, people around the world all now "know" the non-fact that "Howie Day" sells the most records in Maine and "Spencer Bohren" outsells every other artist in history in Wyoming.

A few of those, by chance, probably are correct --I wouldn't be surprised if Garth Brooks is the all-time best-selling artist from Oklahoma, as well as being from there. Same for Madonna/Michigan and Elvis/Mississippi. But most of the rest are almost comical.

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 12:39 AM (jBuUi)

603 Did't the AR start out with Mattel?

-
When I was a kid, I confused Tonka and Toyota.

P.S. my 4 year old grandson loves the toy garbage truck Santa brought him. Who knew?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 11, 2017 12:40 AM (Nwg0u)

604 Oh no, The Avian Flu is back.


That sucks. I'm really into Avian chicks. Oh well, remember to wear protection everybody.

Posted by: Ernie Anastos at January 11, 2017 12:40 AM (rH4JY)

605 AR Armalite???
Posted by: Anna Puma

Armalite Rifle - AR
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 12:32 AM (ZO497)

Originally made by Mattel.

Posted by: Brought to you by the number 7.62 at January 11, 2017 12:40 AM (nIGPZ)

606 Posted by: jc at January 11, 2017 12:38 AM (iRJ+A)

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!


What a lovely, lovely night.

How is every little thing?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:40 AM (nUdSA)

607 597 Remember when Democrats hated the CIA and loved Russia?


I 'memba!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 11, 2017 12:40 AM (fCZiP)

608 Because two artists = Because THOSE two artists

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 12:41 AM (jBuUi)

609 "Love is a Stranger"

https://youtu.be/vyqww0RScMs

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2017 12:41 AM (s6uSp)

610 I kind of did the same. The entire site got to be horrifying with all the fighting about Trump, and I even started avoiding the Book Thread because it's always political, too, (NEVER nasty and hateful, just fairly political and I was trying to avoid that)

I'm fine, nothing new. Very glad to have YOU back and that stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure GONE!


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:32 AM (nUdSA)


yeah I missed all of that. I could only imagine. I was at my limit. My attitude was basically wake me up when the prick is gone, or the shooting starts. I hoped for a fucking madman to step into the oval office, one that would stand toe to toe with some of these world leaders and piss on their shoes, not bow.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 12:41 AM (aMlLZ)

611 I'd heard that Mattel made the plastic parts for the M-16...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 11, 2017 12:41 AM (kP16F)

612 606
Posted by: jc at January 11, 2017 12:38 AM (iRJ+A)



YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!





What a lovely, lovely night.



How is every little thing?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:40 AM (nUdSA)

====Ummmm, I don't have any little things.

Posted by: jc at January 11, 2017 12:43 AM (iRJ+A)

613 Did't the AR start out with Mattel?

I know they had a contract to make some of the plastic parts. I don't think Mattel ever made an entire rifle.


Shouldn't reply to myself, but it appears I was wrong twice in two sentences.

Mattel did not make any parts of the M-16. They did make a full size replica toy called the M-16 Marauder, which would have been an "entire rifle".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 11, 2017 12:44 AM (IcT7t)

614 Berserker is back and 4chan may have just punked the mother fucking CIA.



All that's missing is jc.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:07 AM (nUdSA)

======who's dat knocking on my door?


Posted by: jc at January 11, 2017 12:38 AM (iRJ+A)


Ok this is getting creepy. lol

wazzzzzup!

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 12:44 AM (aMlLZ)

615 For those of you joining us late, I have this little story that I published.

http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2017 12:44 AM (s6uSp)

616 I hoped for a fucking madman to step into the oval office, one that would stand toe to toe with some of these world leaders and piss on their shoes, not bow.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 12:41 AM (aMlLZ)

You hold that thought, son, keep holding that thought! You clearly have the magic touch and I am already ready for four more years!

How is Mrs B?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:44 AM (nUdSA)

617 602: So Taylor Swift is FROM Pennsylvania? Oh, did not know that. {Fires Up Bing}

She's from Reading, Pa. Stayed at a Holiday Inn Express there once. Its right beside a regional airport. She's probably a Flyers fan so she is quite obviously evil and rapes kittens.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 11, 2017 12:44 AM (fCZiP)

618 Country Boy. C'mon down to Galveston.

Bourbon, cigars, steaks. 20 Jan 17.

Quiet celebration, in the spirit of profound gratefulness and thanks to God.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 11, 2017 12:45 AM (v5iqM)

619 When I was a kid, I confused Tonka and Toyota.

P.S. my 4 year old grandson loves the toy garbage truck Santa brought him. Who knew?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
-----------

Tonka sells more trucks than any other manufacturer. Fact.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 12:45 AM (ZO497)

620 Aint 30 carbine a little long to put in a handgun?

Posted by: USNtakim at January 11, 2017 12:31 AM (hMqvx)


http://americanhandgunner.com/30-carbine-handguns/

Posted by: Airplane Mechanic Fletch with Kung-Fu Grip at January 11, 2017 12:45 AM (wB8Tg)

621 Oh, Robert....darling Robert.... my son.... come on now, we're lacking only you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:45 AM (nUdSA)

622 Ugh, the old gang is all here & I can't keep my eyes open. Y'all don't be strangers anymore!!!

And I'd appreciate if all you prayerful types would put me on your lists. Things are ugly with my sister & fixin to get worse. Thanks!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 11, 2017 12:46 AM (hscyr)

623 CNN left a messaging saying what?
---

All the messages from the MSM- NYT, CNN, Huffo, Politico are the same.

Here is the one from CNN:

"Hello 4 Chan, I'm a reporter for CNN. I've heard a recent story may have
originated on this forum about Trump going to Russia and engaging in
perverted sexual acts, as well as being blackmailed by Putin. I would
like a few comments and statements from the user base here to be used in
an upcoming story Thanks, -Bob"

Here is a reply:

"If i worship satan and suck on infants' penises can, i join your club?"

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 12:46 AM (J5mC3)

624 OK googled it 30 carbine was put into an autoloader the AMT AutoMag III.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 11, 2017 12:46 AM (hMqvx)

625 Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 12:39 AM (jBuUi)

But Jewel is from Alaska, not Utah.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 12:46 AM (zc3Db)

626 Ouch Bebes! Take care okay?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2017 12:47 AM (s6uSp)

627
I had a little toy M-16 back in the '70s. That thing is probably still around somewhere. You'd pull the trigger and it drove this little mechanism that made a machine-gun sound.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 11, 2017 12:47 AM (DW+jj)

628 BeBe, you betcha honey.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:47 AM (nUdSA)

629 Remember when Democrats hated the CIA and loved Russia?
------------

I recall when they bleated about the dangers of "a tyranny of the majority".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 12:48 AM (ZO497)

630 Went an did little research. Mattel made some plastic parts for the M16. But they never contributed. to the guns design.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 11, 2017 12:48 AM (W6Ch1)

631 I've read that Taylor Swift is entirely responsible for Trump's victory because she'd not used her formidable social media presence to stump for the Dowager Empress of Chappaqua...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 11, 2017 12:48 AM (kP16F)

632 Thanks Anna, Tammy. Nite nite!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 11, 2017 12:48 AM (hscyr)

633
Apparently the media is going wild over GoldenShowerGate, in a tizzy trying to get info.

This would be perfect for more trolling and punking.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 11, 2017 12:49 AM (DW+jj)

634 631 I've read that Taylor Swift is entirely responsible for Trump's victory because she'd not used her formidable social media presence to stump for the Dowager Empress of Chappaqua...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 11, 2017 12:48 AM (kP16F)

Wait... Taylor Swift is RUSSIAN???

Who'd a thunk it!

Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 12:50 AM (qf6WZ)

635 I just saw O'Reilly talking about Obama's "humble beginnings".

WTF?

Attending hoity-toity Punahou High in Hawaii? Gaming the system to get into Columbia and Harvard?

Is he out of his friggin mind?

Well, yes: the question answers itself.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at January 11, 2017 12:50 AM (611Lm)

636 It's a fact that piss, when it's clear
Has the taste of a crisp lager beer
So step right up,
Try a sip from this cup
I promise, you've nothing to fear.

Posted by: Gandhi at January 11, 2017 12:50 AM (rH4JY)

637 Remember when Democrats hated the CIA and loved Russia?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2017 12:38 AM (IqV8l)


They don't remember. Just like they don't remember opposing the Civil Rights Act or slandering appointees or supporting fast-tracking appointees.

It's whatever they want *right now* that they remember, and that's it.

Posted by: Airplane Mechanic Fletch with Kung-Fu Grip at January 11, 2017 12:50 AM (wB8Tg)

638 "Hello 4chan, my name is Brent and I am an investigative reporter for Fox
News. I have visited website before, and I return with questions about
the claims of Trump being blackmailed by Putin. I would appreciate any
comments or information about the matter. Thanks"

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 12:51 AM (J5mC3)

639 You hold that thought, son, keep holding that thought! You clearly have the magic touch and I am already ready for four more years!

How is Mrs B?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:44 AM (nUdSA)


She's good. Anybody that hangs in there this long should qualify for sainthood. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 12:51 AM (aMlLZ)

640 Ok this is getting creepy. lol



wazzzzzup!

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 12:44 AM (aMlLZ)
====A little bird that cannot be named told me to peak in, so here I am. I retired from paying work. I'm playing bass a lot more, and having a great time.How are things with you?

Posted by: jc at January 11, 2017 12:51 AM (iRJ+A)

641 Mercury made a full size Marauder.

Posted by: gNewt at January 11, 2017 12:52 AM (lZco9)

642 Wonder what would happen if a Moron tried to contact Buzzion with a Ouija board?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2017 12:53 AM (s6uSp)

643 OK googled it 30 carbine was put into an autoloader the AMT AutoMag III.
Posted by: USNtakim


Next you're going to tell me about the Ruger.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 12:53 AM (V3IFq)

644 Thank the Lord that the autists over at /pol are own our side.

Posted by: Pepe at January 11, 2017 12:53 AM (iztiu)

645 Come to think of it, but TayTay does look a bit Slavic, yes?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 11, 2017 12:53 AM (kP16F)

646 Well of course there's Ruger's 30 carbine revolver, but a 1911?


Weft, what's the name of that .357 1911? One was for sale here last year, think they wanted $2K or something. Would love to look inside and fire one of those, just out of curiosity.


So there is "precedent" - the .357, the 9mm (want) 1911 variants (and not counting the 22LR practice adapters). Though 30C does seem a bit long to fit into a mag in that grip (think mine load to something like 1.630" or something).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2017 12:54 AM (QDnY+)

647 But Jewel is from Alaska, not Utah.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Wikipedia:

"Jewel was born in Payson, Utah and raised in Homer, Alaska."

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 12:54 AM (jBuUi)

648 I'm getting creeped out. Is it possible that our intelligence agencies are completely infiltrated with the fascist left?

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 11, 2017 12:54 AM (nQ10o)

649 Oh dear God, all the Lamestream media er, giants, crawling to 4chan...4chan.... for a story, let alone a story about how they perpetuated the Mother of All Fake News Stories.

Seriously.

SERIOUSLY guys.

This is beyond epic.

It's frankly beyond surreal, too, but it is FUCKING EPIC.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:54 AM (nUdSA)

650 Live and learn every day....

Posted by: USNtakim at January 11, 2017 12:54 AM (hMqvx)

651 That was a pretty depressing map. A map of that little island called "England" would have Beatles, Rolling Stones, The Who, Cream, The Sex Pistols, The Kinks, Jethro Tull, David Bowie, Elvis Costello...

Posted by: jbspry at January 11, 2017 12:54 AM (IhKmM)

652 642 Anna

Be sure to ask him about the can of beans.

Posted by: ibguy at January 11, 2017 12:55 AM (vUcdz)

653 Country Boy. C'mon down to Galveston.

Bourbon, cigars, steaks. 20 Jan 17.

Quiet celebration, in the spirit of profound gratefulness and thanks to God.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 11, 2017 12:45 AM (v5iqM)


Oooh, really? That sounds nice!!

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 12:55 AM (Jcg9Q)

654 Wonder what would happen if a Moron tried to contact Buzzion with a Ouija board?
Posted by: Anna Puma


he might agree to a podcast with ATC???

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 12:55 AM (V3IFq)

655 Are you fucking kidding CNN got powned again by 4chan? Layers and layers of fact checking...

Posted by: James the worst of the deplorable at January 11, 2017 12:56 AM (jxw6R)

656
Thank the Lord that the autists over at /pol are own our side.
---

{{waves}}}

Hi Pepe!

You're the one that turned me on to 4chan about six months ago.

What do you think about this?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 12:56 AM (J5mC3)

657 649 Oh dear God, all the Lamestream media er, giants, crawling to 4chan...4chan.... for a story, let alone a story about how they perpetuated the Mother of All Fake News Stories.

Seriously.

SERIOUSLY guys.

This is beyond epic.

It's frankly beyond surreal, too, but it is FUCKING EPIC.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


It's 4chans's world. We only live in it.

But yes, I concur: EPIC.

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 12:56 AM (jBuUi)

658 I've read that Swift was born "Tatiana Swarovsky" in Moscow, PA...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 11, 2017 12:56 AM (kP16F)

659 Weft, what's the name of that .357 1911? One was for sale here last year, think they wanted $2K or something. Would love to look inside and fire one of those, just out of curiosity.

?? Coonan Model B 357 Mag. 1911 ??

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 12:57 AM (V3IFq)

660 Can of beans? Podcast with the Empress?

Ara?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2017 12:57 AM (s6uSp)

661 Weft, that's it: Coonan.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2017 12:58 AM (QDnY+)

662 Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 11, 2017 12:54 AM (nQ10o)


Oh it's entirely possible, but to me this is more about the media being so anti-Trump that they don't stop for half a second to verify anything this far-fetched.

And geezers at the CIA, more so than any traitors. Geezers who aint none too fly about the likes of 4chan.

I mean, didn't Pepe the frog come from 4chan?!

I hate to think what about kind havoc some of those Reddit freaks could wreak.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 12:58 AM (nUdSA)

663 A little bird that cannot be named told me to peak in, so here I am. I retired from paying work. I'm playing bass a lot more, and having a great time.How are things with you?


Posted by: jc at January 11, 2017 12:51 AM (iRJ+A)

Playing bass, or buying them? lol

Things are good. Still doing all the crazy shit, so there is hope.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 12:59 AM (aMlLZ)

664 But Jewel is from Alaska, not Utah.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 12:46 AM (zc3Db)

Yes, but she's a lying asshole, so Utah can have her.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2017 01:00 AM (cm1Bl)

665 The media is composed of True Believers.

"Tell me lies, sweet little lies" is totes cool with them as long as it reaffirms their prejudices.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2017 01:00 AM (s6uSp)

666 Oh dear God, all the Lamestream media er, giants, crawling to 4chan...4chan.... for a story, let alone a story about how they perpetuated the Mother of All Fake News Stories.

---

What's even better is that as these "serious journalists" go through the 4chan thread, there a few really... um graphic close up shots of big black d*cks.

Hahahaha.

Kneel before Zod MSM!

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 01:00 AM (J5mC3)

667 Wikipedia:

"Jewel was born in Payson, Utah and raised in Homer, Alaska."

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 12:54 AM (jBuUi)


Her own website says nothing about Utah but talks about her being raised on a homestead in Homer Alaska that her family has had since the 40s.

IMDB says she was born in Homer, Alaska.

She said that she lived in a one-room shack with no electricity, running water or anything of the like and road a horse to work when she was young ... so the Utah birth sounds a little odd.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 01:00 AM (zc3Db)

668 ??? Maybe ???

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2017 01:00 AM (s6uSp)

669 Just saying Hi to the ONTers before they all go to bed.

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2017 01:00 AM (yx0Ld)

670 I aren't no edumucated engineer or gun designer, but wow a .357 mag 1911 must have quite different metallurgy. The pressures from 45ACP are pretty low - top of my head, probably not much over half the max pressures for .357. That's a lot more oomph in the same-sized overall design.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2017 01:01 AM (QDnY+)

671 651 That was a pretty depressing map. A map of that little island called "England" would have Beatles, Rolling Stones, The Who, Cream, The Sex Pistols, The Kinks, Jethro Tull, David Bowie, Elvis Costello...
Posted by: jbspry at January 11, 2017 12:54 AM (IhKmM)

Rory Gallagher, thin Lizzy, Robin Trower, Uriah heep, status quo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 11, 2017 01:02 AM (voOPb)

672 The media is composed of True Believers.

"Tell me lies, sweet little lies"

-
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 11, 2017 01:02 AM (Nwg0u)

673 Wasn't Pizzagate uncovered by 4chan?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 11, 2017 01:02 AM (kP16F)

674 651 That was a pretty depressing map. A map of that little island called "England" would have Beatles, Rolling Stones, The Who, Cream, The Sex Pistols, The Kinks, Jethro Tull, David Bowie, Elvis Costello...
Posted by: jbspry


The map of America only looks depressing because it's about sales, not quality. Madonna may be the best-selling artist from Michigan, but she's nowhere near the best artist from Michigan. Etc. etc. etc. for almost every state.

A similar map of England would NOT mention Cream, The Sex Pistols, The Kinks, Jethro Tull, Elvis Costello, but instead Susan Boyle, Sam Smith, Leona Lewis, and all sorts of similarly atrocious modern acts that sell jillions of records -- even more than the "classic" bands of yesteryear.

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 01:02 AM (jBuUi)

675
Posted by: jc at January 11, 2017 12:51 AM (iRJ+A)

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 12:59 AM (aMlLZ)

It is so incredibly wonderful to have the both of you back!

Please don't run off again.

I have to go try to call my nephew again, he's a /b/tard and I am dying to get his take.

Goodnight, dear ones.... what a glorious evening it has been!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 01:03 AM (nUdSA)

676
Wasn't Pizzagate uncovered by 4chan?
--

Yep.

When that started, Pepe talked about the site and I check it out.

If anyone is curious, on the home page, click Misc/ Politically Incorrect. That's where all this is going down.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 01:05 AM (J5mC3)

677 A little bird that cannot be named told me to peak in, so here I am. I retired from paying work. I'm playing bass a lot more, and having a great time.How are things with you?


Posted by: jc


Howdy. This is motley crew and awfully not user-friendly, so experiences may vary.

You're guaranteed to be offended at some point. And likely nauseated as well.

But, as they say, we're better than most, not as bad as others - depending on your definitions of both.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 01:05 AM (V3IFq)

678 so the Utah birth sounds a little odd.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 01:00 AM (zc3Db)

Why? Her parents moved when she was still very young, maybe.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 01:05 AM (nUdSA)

679 673 Wasn't Pizzagate uncovered by 4chan?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 11, 2017 01:02 AM (kP16F)

They might have been the first to mention it and go "WTF is up with all of this code-talking?", but it was part of the overall Clinton e-mails dump.

And yeah, I believe it was code for something, but God only knows what that something actually was. Knowing the Clintons, probably something to do with shady campaign finance shenanigans.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 11, 2017 01:05 AM (J+mig)

680 670. Get the boys at CZ on the job. Betcha they'd work up something fairly spiffy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 11, 2017 01:05 AM (vLqXt)

681 Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 01:05 AM (V3IFq)


Dude, jc has been here forever.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 01:06 AM (nUdSA)

682 yeah that music map was weird . I'm in jersey and they have whitney Houston listed as top seller. Besides the fact that she's carbon neutral I would have thought douche leafspring would have beat her, or anchovy.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 01:06 AM (aMlLZ)

683 I can't get my brain wrapped around anything bigger than 10mm in a 1911 style gun. I know it has been done but I just can't see it. 50ae, 357, ect.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 11, 2017 01:06 AM (hMqvx)

684 She said that she lived in a one-room shack with no electricity, running water or anything of the like and road a horse to work when she was young ... so the Utah birth sounds a little odd.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 01:00 AM (zc3Db)

Jewel Kilcher is a lying asshole. She grew up the granddaughter of Yule Kilcher, who helped to write the constitution of the State of Alaska, and was no slouch providing for his family from his homestead. Her parents fed her, housed her, educated her, etc., just like any other kid, and that little cabin she talks about was their summer hangout, not their house. She grew up on East End Road in Homer, AK, which is NOT the end of the earth.

She tells people she is from Los Angeles, and then when they ask about Alaska, she makes it sound like she was horribly abused and mistreated, etc. She is, as we say, full of shit.

She was invited to play at the Alaska State Fair and turned her nose up at it. It was beneath her by then, because she was a big star in LA. She can bite me and not in a good way.

I'm not a fan of people who piss on their families and friends because they are famous. Not at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2017 01:06 AM (cm1Bl)

685 I thought we were all agreed. This blog has no Irish and no bass players.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2017 01:07 AM (TRzoP)

686 Aren't Scotland and Wales on "that little island", too?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 11, 2017 01:07 AM (kP16F)

687 I'll give myself a Pet Rock as a wedding present.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2017 10:51 PM (IqV8l)

Or a mood ring. Root Boy Slim had a great mood ring song.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 11, 2017 01:08 AM (kma8f)

688 Posted by: weft cut-loop


Dude, jc has been here forever.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


So the comment was for .....

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 01:09 AM (V3IFq)

689 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 11, 2017 01:05 AM (J+mig)

Spirit cooking and Podesta's pizza references?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 01:09 AM (nUdSA)

690 Her own website says nothing about Utah but talks about her being raised on a homestead in Homer Alaska that her family has had since the 40s.

IMDB says she was born in Homer, Alaska.

She said that she lived in a one-room shack with no electricity, running water or anything of the like and road a horse to work when she was young ... so the Utah birth sounds a little odd.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


http://www.urbanministry.org/wiki/heartsong-story-jewel

Gray, S. (199. Heartsong: The story of jewel. New York: Ballantine.

"Jewel Kilcher was born in Payson, Utah to Atz and Lenedra Kilcher in 1974. As an infant, she was taken to a new family homestead (left to Atz by his father) of 800 acres eleven miles east of Homer, Alaska..."
http://www.encyclopedia.com/people /literature-and-arts/music-popular-and-jazz-biographies/jewel

"Born Jewel Kilcher on May 23, 1974, in Payson, Utah, she was one of three children born to singer/songwriters Atz Kilcher and Nedra Carroll."

http://www.allmusic.com/artist/jewel-mn0000347151/biography

" Born Jewel Kilcher May 23, 1974 in Payson, UT..."


She was born in Utah. She just doesn't want anyone to know.

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 01:09 AM (jBuUi)

691 Susan Boyle is a Scot, IIRC...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 11, 2017 01:09 AM (kP16F)

692 Goodnight, dear ones.... what a glorious evening it has been!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 01:03 AM (nUdSA)

Take care Tammy.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 01:09 AM (aMlLZ)

693 663


Playing bass, or buying them? lol



Things are good. Still doing all the crazy shit, so there is hope.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 12:59 AM (aMlLZ)
====Trying not buy any basses, but have had some urges in the last couple weeks. Have to be really careful with that strange addiction, cuz it will eat my lunch.

Posted by: jc at January 11, 2017 01:09 AM (iRJ+A)

694 656
Thank the Lord that the autists over at /pol are own our side.
---

{{waves}}}

Hi Pepe!

You're the one that turned me on to 4chan about six months ago.

What do you think about this?
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 12:56 AM (J5mC3

It's awesome. I can't stop laughing and giggling like a lunatic I believe 4chan has been trolling the media and the alphabet agencies for the last 18 months, and they deserve it. They should leave 4chan alone, but they won't because they believe they are the pinnacle of intelligence.

Damn this is too funny.

Posted by: Pepe at January 11, 2017 01:09 AM (iztiu)

695 Berserker- Dragonheads




hey, you are back!

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:09 AM (cPsPa)

696 648 I'm getting creeped out. Is it possible that our intelligence agencies are completely infiltrated with the fascist left?

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 11, 2017 12:54 AM (nQ10o)

Completely? No.

But enough of them in high enough positions to hand out legal orders and enforce punishment for those who refuse them?

That's a whole other ball game.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 11, 2017 01:10 AM (J+mig)

697 Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 01:09 AM (V3IFq)

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought it was for jc!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 01:10 AM (nUdSA)

698 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat tonight!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 11, 2017 01:10 AM (u8kLQ)

699 Good night MizzT.

Posted by: jc at January 11, 2017 01:10 AM (iRJ+A)

700 So Jewels and Gaylord like to lie about their pasts...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2017 01:10 AM (s6uSp)

701 I love zombie.

But she'd probably drive me crazy.

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2017 01:10 AM (qUNWi)

702 Completely? No.



But enough of them in high enough positions to hand out legal orders and enforce punishment for those who refuse them?



That's a whole other ball game.
---

Hence the term "Drain the Swamp."

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 01:11 AM (J5mC3)

703 I thought we were all agreed. This blog has no Irish and no bass players.

Da fuq?

Posted by: Zombie Phil Lynott at January 11, 2017 01:11 AM (IcT7t)

704 679 673 Wasn't Pizzagate uncovered by 4chan?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 11, 2017 01:02 AM (kP16F)

They might have been the first to mention it and go "WTF is up with all of this code-talking?", but it was part of the overall Clinton e-mails dump.

And yeah, I believe it was code for something, but God only knows what that something actually was. Knowing the Clintons, probably something to do with shady campaign finance shenanigans.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 11, 2017 01:05 AM (J+mig)

It's pedophile/child trafficking code. This is confirmed before this broke with the FBI and law enforcement. It's fucked up.

Posted by: Pepe at January 11, 2017 01:11 AM (iztiu)

705 night MissTammy

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:12 AM (cPsPa)

706 670 I aren't no edumucated engineer or gun designer, but wow a .357 mag 1911 must have quite different metallurgy. The pressures from 45ACP are pretty low - top of my head, probably not much over half the max pressures for .357. That's a lot more oomph in the same-sized overall design.

Looks like barrel wall as well as the chamber/hood area have way more steel than a 1911. Looks like more steel than between the chambers in either my Redhawk .44 or S&W Model 28.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 11, 2017 01:13 AM (di1hb)

707 The cleaning staff would smell the result of three adults pissing on each other all night, too, and would replace the fucking mattress.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:35 PM (nUdSA)

And allegedly this was done after Barky and Mooch occupied the room, which makes even less sense.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2017 01:13 AM (bG+ug)

708 thought we were all agreed. This blog has no Irish and no bass players.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2017 01:07 AM (TRzoP)




wasn't that the blazzing saddles deal?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:14 AM (cPsPa)

709 701 I love zombie.

But she'd probably drive me crazy.
Posted by: eleven


Trust me, it's no fun being right all the time and having all-knowledge on every topic. A terrible burden! I can't help it!

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 01:14 AM (jBuUi)

710 Fun Fact: Welsh is a derivative of Common Britonnic, the original language family of Great Britain. Interestingly, it is almost completely independent of the Germanic languages that evolved into modern English, despite being the dominant language family there up to the time of the Anglo-Saxon invasions that started in the 5th century.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2017 01:14 AM (TRzoP)

711 Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 11, 2017 12:54 AM (nQ10o)

Dunno' but haven't seen or heard from any adults or competent professionals of late.

Posted by: gracepc at January 11, 2017 01:14 AM (OU4q6)

712 And allegedly this was done after Barky and Mooch occupied the room, which makes even less sense.
--
and now the fun part of the story, from a commenter at Gateway Pundit:

"Rick Wilson's son Andrew Wilson has a web blog called pimpfeet where he discusses about "urinating on women". Not even joking."

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 01:15 AM (J5mC3)

713 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

Ms. Tammy, there is ne'er a need to apologize to me. DB.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 01:15 AM (V3IFq)

714 e cleaning staff would smell the result of three adults pissing on each other all night, too, and would replace the fucking mattress.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2017 11:35 PM (nUdSA)




well, it would only have been 2 adults and you do not have as much peeing as you think in these situations.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:16 AM (cPsPa)

715 Spirit cooking and Podesta's pizza references?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 01:09 AM (nUdSA)

I've never been a huge fan of conspiracy theory, so I think the two are unrelated issues. The spirit cooking stuff is his own personal demonic creepiness and probably a red herring as far as what this whole thing was really about.

The code talk was probably related to Clinton business, and the Clintons only care about enriching themselves on the public dime.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 11, 2017 01:16 AM (J+mig)

716
well, it would only have been 2 adults and you do not have as much peeing as you think in these situations.
---

Please do not explain how you know this.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 01:16 AM (J5mC3)

717 Trying not buy any basses, but have had some urges in the last couple weeks. Have to be really careful with that strange addiction, cuz it will eat my lunch.


Posted by: jc at January 11, 2017 01:09 AM (iRJ+A)

No shit man, no shit. I used to laugh at ferengi rules of acquisition #242- More is good, all is better, until I was unable to walk around the basement. Not laughing anymore. It will consume you.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 01:17 AM (aMlLZ)

718 Trust me, it's no fun being right all the time and having all-knowledge on every topic. A terrible burden! I can't help it!


inorite?

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2017 01:17 AM (qUNWi)

719 Better pilot?! They crashed at Roswell!!!

Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2017 11:43 PM (YK8kk)

We were shot down, I tell ya!

Posted by: Gray Alien at January 11, 2017 01:17 AM (bG+ug)

720 710 Fun Fact: Welsh is a derivative of Common Britonnic, the original language family of Great Britain. Interestingly, it is almost completely independent of the Germanic languages that evolved into modern English, despite being the dominant language family there up to the time of the Anglo-Saxon invasions that started in the 5th century.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Welsh, Cornish and Manx are the main surviving linguistic remnants.

In France, the same ethnic group were called the Celts.

Invaders from the east (Angles, Saxons and Vikings in England, and Franks, Alans and Goths in France) drove out and nearly exterminated the native Celts in both places after the fall of the Roman Empire.

Almost all the Celtic sacred religious sites became...churches!

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 01:18 AM (jBuUi)

721 you do not have as much peeing as you think in these situations.
---

Please do not explain how you know this.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 01:16 AM (J5mC3)




well, it is a long story, do you really want to know?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:18 AM (cPsPa)

722 hey, you are back!

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:09 AM (cPsPa)


Well I was in occasional lurk mode. I promised myself I would resurface when we could dance on the ashes of fucksticks reign.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2017 01:19 AM (aMlLZ)

723 The pressures from 45ACP are pretty low - top of my head, probably not much over half the max pressures for .357. That's a lot more oomph in the same-sized overall design.
Posted by: rhomboid
-----------

FWIW, .38 Super +P runs higher chamber pressure than .357 mag.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 01:19 AM (ZO497)

724 well, it is a long story, do you really want to know?

Nope.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 11, 2017 01:19 AM (IcT7t)

725 Hello?
Is it safe?
I think I missed everything & everybody...

Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 11, 2017 01:19 AM (I8rcI)

726 Is it safe?


Is what safe?

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2017 01:20 AM (qUNWi)

727 FWIW, .38 Super +P runs higher chamber pressure than .357 mag.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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And .38 Super +P is actually just .38 Super.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 01:21 AM (ZO497)

728 'Night all.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:21 AM (Jcg9Q)

729 Wow, step out for a minute and BAM! Posts galore!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2017 01:21 AM (vbvxt)

730 In France, the same ethnic group were called the Celts.

Invaders from the east (Angles, Saxons and Vikings in England, and Franks, Alans and Goths in France) drove out and nearly exterminated the native Celts in both places after the fall of the Roman Empire.

Almost all the Celtic sacred religious sites became...churches!
Posted by: zombie


The central eurpean Celts being the least definable groups in post stone age apparently

Oh, wait, 'BEAKER CULTURE'

It's like the EU is built on muppet theatre.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 01:22 AM (V3IFq)

731 OK - I didn't miss evyone.
Synopis, please?
Do you need to read back ?

Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 11, 2017 01:22 AM (I8rcI)

732 you know road rage, rages in general are not really my thing, however, I may go in for weather rage. what has a motherfucker got to do to get some decent winter weather with cold temps and lots of snow.

finally get some snow on the ground then in comes the rain and melts it all away. M f r.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:22 AM (cPsPa)

733 We were shot down, I tell ya!

Posted by: Gray Alien at January 11, 2017 01:17 AM (bG+ug)


By humans? I think I'd rather admit I crashed. That's like an F-16 getting taken down by a rock Thag the Caveman threw.

Or were we a proxy planet in some interstellar war?

Posted by: mikeski at January 11, 2017 01:22 AM (UzBQ4)

734 Never been a Bowie fan (though not a detractor, either), and I don't think I've ever watched a video of him performing live (except maybe way back in his glam days). I've always imagined he would be aloof and detached, and maybe he was back when he hid behind various personae. But the banter at the beginning of the Heroes video revealed him as relaxed, engaging, and warm... unexpected.

Posted by: Average Guy at January 11, 2017 01:24 AM (LMcFk)

735 Is it safe?

Is what safe?


If he's holding a dental drill, it may already be too late.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 11, 2017 01:24 AM (IcT7t)

736 finally get some snow on the ground then in comes the rain and melts it all away. M f r.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:22 AM (cPsPa)


Got some snow on the ground here, been here all weekend. The entire state has been closed since Friday night. The temps finally climbed above freezing today and the shit is starting to melt off.

Friday is going to be near 70.

Gotta love the seasons of the South.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2017 01:24 AM (vbvxt)

737 The weather is nice here in E Tenn.

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2017 01:24 AM (qUNWi)

738 602---A few of those, by chance, probably are correct ...But most of the rest are almost comical.
Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 12:39 AM (jBuUi)
--------------------------
Word.

Posted by: The 5 fans of Wiz Khalifa chilling in North Dakota at January 11, 2017 01:24 AM (Nox3c)

739
If he's holding a dental drill, it may already be too late.


It's safe! It's completely safe!

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2017 01:25 AM (qUNWi)

740 The Anglo-Saxons were Muslims?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 11, 2017 01:25 AM (kP16F)

741 what has a motherfucker got to do to get some decent winter weather with cold temps and lots of snow.

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: North Dakota at January 11, 2017 01:26 AM (UzBQ4)

742 The entire state has been closed since Friday night.
-----------

Roy Cooper's inauguration chilled.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 01:27 AM (ZO497)

743 737 The weather is nice here in E Tenn.

---------

"The Battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of E Tenn."

-- The Duke of Ellington

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2017 01:27 AM (TRzoP)

744
I was just watching Newhart. I'd forgotten a lot of the lot of the recurring characters, and one hilarious was the town librarian. She was a chubby little butterball who dressed like some prim librarian, but was an absolute sex starved and crazed randy ol' broad.

The actress looks familiar, and I think she splays the typical funny fat broad parts.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 11, 2017 01:27 AM (DW+jj)

745 Yes, sometimes it's convenient to live a boring life, attracting no attention but for a few appreciated Morons.

Regarding marrying yourself - do you really want to marry an asshole? Then marry someone who has to purchase a marriage kit. I dunno about you, but I'd like a little romance before I get fucked. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 11, 2017 01:28 AM (tHwdc)

746 "The Battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of E Tenn."

-- The Duke of Ellington
Posted by: Cicero
------------

I'm telling Muldoon...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 01:28 AM (ZO497)

747 The Duke most certainly did NOT come from E Tenn.





Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2017 01:30 AM (qUNWi)

748 She was invited to play at the Alaska State Fair and turned her nose up at it. It was beneath her by then, because she was a big star in LA. She can bite me and not in a good way.

I'm not a fan of people who piss on their families and friends because they are famous. Not at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2017 01:06 AM (cm1Bl)


I had no idea. That's a real shame. I like her voice and she's a good looking girl, too. Oh well ... no paucity of douchebag pop singers ...
She was born in Utah. She just doesn't want anyone to know.

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 01:09 AM (jBuUi)


Okay.

Either way it wouldn't detract from your assessment of how the map was put together, anyway.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 01:31 AM (zc3Db)

749 744 What was the character's name?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 11, 2017 01:33 AM (di1hb)

750 @ TCN in AK. Ma'am, a request. Shoot me an email if you will? I've garnered a job offer in your fair state, and would like to ask you a bagful of questions?

@ Iron Mike Golf. You're OK, amigo. Any fellow S&W Model 28 shooter is my brother.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 11, 2017 01:33 AM (v5iqM)

751 well, the story of how I gained my golden shower knowledge is funny. no first hand knowledge, only a really funny conversation with a stripper / hooker at a bachelor party gone wrong.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:33 AM (cPsPa)

752 The actress looks familiar, and I think she splays the typical funny fat broad parts.
Posted by: publius
-------------

Kathy Kinney, also of the Drew Carey show

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 01:35 AM (ZO497)

753 751 well, the story of how I gained my golden shower knowledge is funny. no first hand knowledge, only a really funny conversation with a stripper / hooker at a bachelor party gone wrong.

---------

"Conversation"? Wut?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2017 01:35 AM (TRzoP)

754 Well I was in occasional lurk mode. I promised myself I would resurface when we could dance on the ashes of fucksticks reign.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads




well, glad you are here

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:35 AM (cPsPa)

755 750 Jim: Thank you sir. Mrs IMG must be OK, too. She got that for my birthday one year. Bought it off a preacher. My Dad was a Tin Can sailor. I think you two would've got along.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 11, 2017 01:36 AM (di1hb)

756 Mike H., thanks for that chamber pressure learnin'.


Forgot about 38 Super in the 1911 - though I would not have assumed pressures higher than .357.


And you'd think I'd remember that caliber - bought my 1911 from a guy who was switching to a 38 Super one.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2017 01:36 AM (QDnY+)

757 we got a Coonan into #Failifornia, just before they were prohibited.

it's fun to shoot, and you can change springs and shoot 58 Special in it too.

tad larger than my 1911 though.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 11, 2017 01:36 AM (PU9rf)

758 684 She said that she lived in a one-room shack with no electricity, running water or anything of the like and road a horse to work when she was young ... so the Utah birth sounds a little odd.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 01:00 AM (zc3Db)

Jewel Kilcher is a lying asshole. She grew up the granddaughter of Yule Kilcher, who helped to write the constitution of the State of Alaska, and was no slouch providing for his family from his homestead. Her parents fed her, housed her, educated her, etc., just like any other kid, and that little cabin she talks about was their summer hangout, not their house. She grew up on East End Road in Homer, AK, which is NOT the end of the earth.

She tells people she is from Los Angeles, and then when they ask about Alaska, she makes it sound like she was horribly abused and mistreated, etc. She is, as we say, full of shit.

She was invited to play at the Alaska State Fair and turned her nose up at it. It was beneath her by then, because she was a big star in LA. She can bite me and not in a good way.

I'm not a fan of people who piss on their families and friends because they are famous. Not at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2017 01:06 AM (cm1Bl)



Utah birth is mentioned on her Wikipedia page.

Also it looks like the Kilcher family is the one that stars in Alaska: The Last Frontier, and their homestead just outside of Homer. So how much of that "reality" show is bullshit?

Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 01:37 AM (cAnNx)

759 Regarding marrying yourself - do you really want to marry an asshole? Then marry someone who has to purchase a marriage kit. I dunno about you, but I'd like a little romance before I get fucked. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Miley




was there double entendre in there?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:37 AM (cPsPa)

760 Fun Fact: Welsh is a derivative of Common Britonnic, the original language family of Great Britain. Interestingly, it is almost completely independent of the Germanic languages that evolved into modern English, despite being the dominant language family there up to the time of the Anglo-Saxon invasions that started in the 5th century.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Funner fact:

The Welsh were native Britons ... but they were named "Welsh" by the Angles (or Saxons?) because it meant "foreigner" or "stranger".

That's how you take over territory.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 01:38 AM (zc3Db)

761 And you'd think I'd remember that caliber - bought my 1911 from a guy who was switching to a 38 Super one.


Posted by: rhomboid
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Friend of mine has one. Frankly, it scares me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 01:38 AM (NBHj5)

762 a bachelor party gone wrong.

How, short of losing the bachelor, can a bachelor party "go wrong"?

Posted by: mikeski at January 11, 2017 01:38 AM (UzBQ4)

763
"Conversation"? Wut?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2017 01:35 AM (TRzoP)




yep, conversation. long story, too long to type tonight. but it was really funny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:39 AM (cPsPa)

764 Regarding marrying yourself - do you really want to marry an asshole? Then marry someone who has to purchase a marriage kit.

That sounds like Groucho Marx not being a member of any club which would have him as a member.

Posted by: mikeski at January 11, 2017 01:39 AM (UzBQ4)

765 * peeks in *

760 comments???

Um... nice post - thanks.

* walks away, whistling tunelessly *

Posted by: mindful webworker - into the infinite well of dreams at January 11, 2017 01:39 AM (rvtDF)

766 we also have a 1911 in 38 Super, mostly because we didn't have one of those in the toy box.

i'm picking up the Styer HS in 460 tomorrow. was gonna do it today, but Resident Evil was on the phone longer than planned when i got home, and traffic would have sucked trying to get there.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 11, 2017 01:39 AM (PU9rf)

767 I dunno about you, but I'd like a little romance before I get fucked. Just sayin'.

I say that to the IRS every year.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 11, 2017 01:40 AM (IcT7t)

768 Anyone think the media is really frustrated that Trump hasn't tweeted anything tonight about Obama? You just know that they were waiting for him to say something there so they could call it bad behavior.

Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 01:41 AM (cAnNx)

769 I don't find this latest Trump bit funny at all. I'm really getting nervous about what the intelligence community is attempting to do here. The deep state wants to get rid of Trump ASAP. This is going to turn into something bad.

Posted by: Earth at January 11, 2017 01:41 AM (nu60t)

770 twitter feed of the guy who apparently pulled the prank

https://twitter.com/trsprudence

it's hillarious

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 11, 2017 01:41 AM (PU9rf)

771 well, the story of how I gained my golden shower knowledge is funny. no
first hand knowledge, only a really funny conversation with a stripper /
hooker at a bachelor party gone wrong.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:33 AM (cPsPa)




Y5, I can relate to universal knowledge acquired over the years, through all manner of random (random?) interactions. One just never knows when these things will come in handy.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 11, 2017 01:41 AM (tHwdc)

772 red, that's cool about the Coonan. As I said above, one was for sale down here last year, they weren't exactly giving it away (might be able to find the listing on CalGuns still).


And no, I still haven't been to AO Sword. Or even the new funstore very close to me - just to say hi and wish them luck.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2017 01:41 AM (QDnY+)

773 The Welsh were native Britons ... but they were named "Welsh" by the Angles (or Saxons?) because it meant "foreigner" or "stranger".

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Ahh, the gaijin of the British isles then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2017 01:41 AM (TRzoP)

774 642 Wonder what would happen if a Moron tried to contact Buzzion with a Ouija board?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2017 12:53 AM (s6uSp)

++++

Or better yet, what would happen if a Mormon tried to contact Buzzfeed with a Ouija board.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 11, 2017 01:42 AM (R+30W)

775 Y5, I can relate to universal knowledge acquired over the years, through all manner of random (random?) interactions. One just never knows when these things will come in handy.
Posted by: Miley




Miley! Yeah, I really enjoy knowing things and am glad you have the option learn about things without having to do them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:43 AM (cPsPa)

776 774 642 Wonder what would happen if a Moron tried to contact Buzzion with a Ouija board?

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We'd end up bringing back the dead horse so we could beat it some more.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2017 01:44 AM (TRzoP)

777 red, I figure you'll want to name me as heir to your 3-room armory should, you know, something go amiss up in your neighborhood. I'd promise to lovingly oil every piece with CLP Collector twice a year, and not drive anything faster than 50MPH, so to speak.


Sheesh, you've got quite a full toy box.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2017 01:44 AM (QDnY+)

778 was there double entendre in there?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:37 AM (cPsPa)

I don't think so, but I'm pretty wasted right now. And I would[i/] like a little romance before I get fucked.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 11, 2017 01:45 AM (tHwdc)

779 I don't think so, but I'm pretty wasted right now. And I would[i/] like a little romance before I get fucked.
Posted by: Miley




hope you are drinking something good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:46 AM (cPsPa)

780 Well I guess I'm fucked now, in the Barrel.

Note to self, no fancy formatting attempts while drunk.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 11, 2017 01:46 AM (tHwdc)

781 hope you are drinking something good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:46 AM (cPsPa)


If a high alcohol content is good, then so am I.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 11, 2017 01:47 AM (tHwdc)

782 Miley - No one was injured. Un-paired close tags do no harm.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 01:48 AM (NBHj5)

783 Mike H. why scared? The high pressure of the 38 Super?


And - flaunting my limited gun knowledge - what exactly is the purpose of 38 Super? Competition caliber? Or vestige of some service caliber that didn't catch on?


May not be able to hang on for the answers. Barely slept last night, fading fast, and need to get a few pages done in the current book (the Marines are encountering a spot of difficulty on the beaches of Saipan, on "the Other D-Day" June 14, 1944 ...... Hornfischer's "The Fleet at Flood Tide").

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2017 01:48 AM (QDnY+)

784 been closed since Friday night. The temps finally climbed above freezing today and the shit is starting to melt off.

Friday is going to be near 70.

Gotta love the seasons of the South.
Posted by: GGE



we had such strong winds earlier the dogs gave up trying to piddle and went in.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:48 AM (cPsPa)

785 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 11, 2017 01:49 AM (IcT7t)

786 I dunno about you, but I'd like a little romance before I get fucked. Just sayin'.



I say that to the IRS every year.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 11, 2017 01:40 AM (IcT7t)


Don't expect romance from people who get paid to surf porn sites.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 11, 2017 01:49 AM (tHwdc)

787 I have a 1911 chambered for .38 Super. It's a pain in the ass to find ammo for it, but it is pretty rare.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2017 01:50 AM (TRzoP)

788 Miley - No one was injured. Un-paired close tags do no harm.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 01:48 AM (NBHj5)

Relieved, since my hazmat suit is in the unwashed laundry pile. Plus, I'm barefoot. (Not pregnant. Not in the kitchen.)

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 11, 2017 01:52 AM (tHwdc)

789
And - flaunting my limited gun knowledge - what exactly is the purpose of 38 Super? Competition caliber? Or vestige of some service caliber that didn't catch on?
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Well, it's a powerful round, and as such it's a little intimidating to people with smaller hands and weaker wrists. I'll fire a 1911 in .45 acp all day and not think about it, but the .38 Super is another matter. I just do not *enjoy* the thing.

Wiki:
"The cartridge was designed for use in the M1911 pistol and was capable of penetrating the body armor and automobile bodies of the time.[4] When the .357 Magnum was introduced in 1934, this advantage of the .38 Super was no longer enough to lure police departments and officers from the traditional revolver."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 01:55 AM (ZO497)

790 The Anglo-Saxons were Muslims?


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki

Nahellno.
Juuuuuutes.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 11, 2017 01:57 AM (H5rtT)

791 789. Hate to sound like a stuck record, buy the old 7.62 Mauser pistol/7.62 Tokarev rounds did that and were in auto-loaders, to boot. Technically superior cartridges in every way.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 11, 2017 01:58 AM (vLqXt)

792 Buzzion speaks occasionally.


It's eerie.

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2017 01:58 AM (qUNWi)

793 783
And - flaunting my limited gun knowledge - what exactly is the purpose of 38 Super? Competition caliber? Or vestige of some service caliber that didn't catch on?


Originally, a LE service cal for improved penetration (body armor, car sheet metal). Supplanted by .357 Mag.

Resurgence in competition circles. Some folks like to shoot that on a gun with a compensator. Same power factor class as 45 ACP with 230 gr, but less felt recoil.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 11, 2017 01:58 AM (di1hb)

794 FWIW, .38 Super +P runs higher chamber pressure than .357 mag.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 01:19 AM (ZO497)

Well, if you took the exact dimensions of the 1911 design, except built it for .357 instead of .45, the walls of the barrel and chamber would, of necessity, be thicker, because the round has a smaller diameter. Whether that increase in wall thickness would convey the necessary extra strength, I'm sure not qualified to judge.

Posted by: Gray Alien at January 11, 2017 01:58 AM (bG+ug)

795 So Father Mulcahey is on an episode of 'Murder She Wrote.' I like him. RIP.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 11, 2017 02:01 AM (tHwdc)

796 791. Boy, if somebody made a full-frame, all steel pistol with a double-stack mag in Tokarev, I'd be pulling hobo fillings 24/7 to buy at least two of them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 11, 2017 02:02 AM (vLqXt)

797 The .357 Coonan benefits not only from greater chamber wall thickness than the .45 ACP.

But from modern steels, heat treating, and advanced NDT testing technologies.

And with that, I'm to snoozeville.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 11, 2017 02:05 AM (v5iqM)

798 'Nite, Jim!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 11, 2017 02:08 AM (tHwdc)

799 Boy, if somebody made a full-frame, all steel pistol with a double-stack mag in Tokarev, I'd be pulling hobo fillings 24/7 to buy at least two of them.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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Yikes. That led me to the PPS-43C. Not exactly a pistol..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 02:10 AM (ZO497)

800 I'm off to the shower...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 02:11 AM (ZO497)

801 Off, alien sock.

If it turns out to be true that the CIA, and Wick Rilson were both punked by a 4-channer in England, what a hoot!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2017 02:14 AM (bG+ug)

802 #801 That's probably the most likely explanation I've heard yet.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 11, 2017 02:16 AM (tHwdc)

803 799. Heh...I've got one of those, and an armorer's kit and spares. It's fun.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 11, 2017 02:18 AM (vLqXt)

804 Miley! Yeah, I really enjoy knowing things and am glad you have the option learn about things without having to do them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2017 01:43 AM (cPsPa)

Several degrees of separation are preferred, Y5. It's one thing to live on the edge, another to live dangerously.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 11, 2017 02:18 AM (tHwdc)

805 The Emperor Nero declared war on the god of the sea,

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 11:57 PM (Nwg0u)


That was Caligula who declared war on Neptune.

When he returned to Rome to have his Triumph parade, he displayed his war 'booty' from the victory, a bunch of sea shells.

Posted by: RickZ at January 11, 2017 02:24 AM (91AeI)

806 <pokes thread>

Stupid thing. Wake up! Or I'll go to sleep.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 11, 2017 02:25 AM (tHwdc)

807 <curls up in a corner with My Pillow>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 11, 2017 02:28 AM (tHwdc)

808 you would be surprised how expensive a good golden shower is, $5k easily.

Posted by: yaneefifth at January 10, 2017 11:03 PM (cPsPa)

Well, that's a pisser.

Posted by: poor guy now pissed off at January 11, 2017 02:29 AM (8iiMU)

809 795 So Father Mulcahey is on an episode of 'Murder She Wrote.' I like him. RIP.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times
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I asked before & you never answered - what's with the 348 times?
That wasn't in a lab, was it?

Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 11, 2017 02:31 AM (I8rcI)

810
"I gave Trump a golden shower" confession video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJI-UeF6HDc

It's a dude!!!!!1111. (who gave Trump a gold shower head....)

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 11, 2017 02:32 AM (DW+jj)

811 Got Leo?

Posted by: Rapey Grizzly at January 11, 2017 02:39 AM (bc2Lc)

812 Testing, testing, testing 1,2
Is this thing on?

Posted by: random lurker at January 11, 2017 03:30 AM (+tRIN)

813 Already up & working! What's Barry doing? Coke? Reggie?

Posted by: DJT at January 11, 2017 03:51 AM (bc2Lc)

814 Seeing Barak's speach was just Leftist claptrap.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2017 04:19 AM (yx0Ld)

815 Rick 'Dirt Weasel' Wilson and Shaun 'Talcum X' King walk into a bar.

They tell you that they just witnessed a car collision.

The Dirt Weasel claims a Pickup truck with a Trump sticker ran over a broken down Pinto w/ an RNC sticker. The Dirt Weasel has a super secret email to prove it.

Talcum X claims that a white car tailgated a black car and slammed into it. Talcum X says that's his story and it's a beautiful story to prove it.

Who do you believe?

Also, they have their hands in each other's back pockets and can't stairing in each other's eyes.

Posted by: SchlongStrong at January 11, 2017 04:39 AM (ab2et)

816 Read the good ridden speach, thank God he has only 222 hrs to go.

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2017 04:42 AM (yx0Ld)

817 Doe anyone have the *I* count from last night? My over and under line was 112, but I shoulda known he'd blabber on for over an hour.

If TFG married himself, he'd be cheating on his first love, in an infinite loop.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2017 04:42 AM (gAXee)

818 Doe anyone have the *I* count from last night? My over and under line was 112, but I shoulda known he'd blabber on for over an hour.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2017 04:42 AM (gAXee)


I read, I think at the Daily Caller, the 'I' count from Barry's 'I Know You Love Me' speech was 75.

Posted by: RickZ at January 11, 2017 04:52 AM (91AeI)

819 >>>818

I read, I think at the Daily Caller, the 'I' count from Barry's 'I Know You Love Me' speech was 75.
Posted by: RickZ at January 11, 2017 04:52 AM (91AeI)

____________

Does that include 'me's, 'we's, and 'us's? Because he gets off on those words too.

Posted by: SchlongStrong at January 11, 2017 04:56 AM (ab2et)

820 When I mount Barry in the Lincoln Bedroom he says 'Ey! Ey! Ey!' So cute!

Posted by: Reggie! at January 11, 2017 05:01 AM (bc2Lc)

821 Does that include 'me's, 'we's, and 'us's? Because he gets off on those words too.

Posted by: SchlongStrong at January 11, 2017 04:56 AM (ab2et)


Damn, I don't know, but I would assume so.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jdrwnto

Obama Refers To Himself 75 Times In Farewell Address

President Obama referred to himself 75 times in his farewell address Tuesday night, according to a review of his prepared remarks by The Daily Caller.

Obama heavily promoted the speech, penning a blog post about it and appearing in a promotional video in the days leading up to the address.

Obama said "I" 33 times during the speech, "my" 20 times, "me" 10 times, and "I'm" or "I've" 12 times.

The president made a habit of focusing large chunks of his speeches on himself during his eight years in office.

Posted by: RickZ at January 11, 2017 05:09 AM (91AeI)

822 The only thing that makes sense is that the British Intel Officer preparing these Trump reports was Lucy Ramirez.

Who gets to be Buzzfeed's Mary Mapes?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 11, 2017 05:36 AM (j1Wvr)

823 Yankeefifth is close, but no cigar

In Idaho we don't yet have in dash 45 players, we have in dash barbershop quartets, at least in more advanced parts of the state. I understand in places like Challis and Bonners Ferry they still have in dash three toothed fiddle players.

Posted by: Roy L at January 11, 2017 05:36 AM (wdHQo)

824 One of clockboy's SLAPP lawsuits has been thrown out.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2017 05:41 AM (SQXlg)

825 Good Morning Everyone. The complaint department is open.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 11, 2017 05:50 AM (d76uN)

826 I remember the first time I had heard the DNC got hacked. They claimed that it was Trump oppo research that got hacked. I figured it was a made up story so they could put it out there with clean hands.

Turns out I was right.

Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2017 06:12 AM (HV1LS)

827 >>>Good Morning Everyone. The complaint department is open.

I'm bored.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 11, 2017 06:14 AM (+wjl1)

828 1/11/2016! Three ones!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 11, 2017 06:19 AM (bc2Lc)

829 Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 11, 2017 06:14 AM (+wjl1)

Say "arf arf arf arf....." in Chinese for us. That should cure your boredom.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 11, 2017 06:19 AM (d76uN)

830 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 11, 2017 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

831 Morning all

It's WAR with the Left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2017 06:22 AM (SjImc)

832 Hey Hilldoyog. Show your supporters your Yoga moves. In yoga pants.

Boredom removed. To be replaced with revulsion.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 11, 2017 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

833 NY Post has an article about some exclusive private golf club that had mostly Jewish members that is considering banning Obama because of his responses to Israel/ I hope that they do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2017 06:27 AM (tOcW/)

834 I'm bored.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton

Take a nice walk in the woods. You never know who you will meet.

Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2017 06:29 AM (8ikIW)

835 NY Post has an article about some exclusive private golf club that had mostly Jewish members that is considering banning Obama because of his responses to Israel/ I hope that they do.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2017 06:27 AM (tOcW/)

Signs that American Jews are finally waking up? Well I can hope

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2017 06:30 AM (SjImc)

836 I'm bored.



Posted by: Hillary Clinton


Clean all of your cocktail glasses. Who are you kidding, you drink from the bottle

Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2017 06:30 AM (8ikIW)

837 so we're supposed to believe that pizzagate is fake news but golden showers is legit

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 11, 2017 06:31 AM (Om16U)

838 Only one complaint. From a drunken has been. Might be a Banner Morning.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 11, 2017 06:31 AM (d76uN)

839 I'm bored.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton

Take a nice walk in the woods. You never know who you will meet.
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2017 06:29 AM (8ikIW)

Yes take a walk in the woods

Posted by: Joel Rifkin at January 11, 2017 06:32 AM (SjImc)

840 so we're supposed to believe that pizzagate is fake news but golden showers is legit
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 11, 2017 06:31 AM (Om16U)

I thought Golden Showers was a NY Left Wing Governor's thing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2017 06:34 AM (SjImc)

841 The other advantage of the 38 Super is that it's not a 'military' cartridge, this is legal in many countries that the 9mm and 45 are not. So, silver plated, diamond stuffed versions make good Xmas gifts for your cartel bosses.

Posted by: Jean at January 11, 2017 06:34 AM (2RVmA)

842 Frontpage Magazine absolutely excoriates Obama's farewell speech:

http://tinyurl.com/hcx4d5k

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2017 06:38 AM (tOcW/)

843 Barry - Your watch is @ lost & found. Will need cleaning.

Posted by: Man's Country Chicago at January 11, 2017 06:39 AM (bc2Lc)

844 I sw that Fredo took credit again for Bin Sinkin's death again.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2017 06:42 AM (SjImc)

845 Germany. The Horses have escape now closing the Corral Gate.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 11, 2017 06:44 AM (d76uN)

846 FenelonSpoke

Thank you for that link to Frontpage. IMHO, they were too kind to pbho.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 11, 2017 06:45 AM (u82oZ)

847 Morning Horde!

Looking for a reloader than will handle the spent 5 inch deck gun casing my son got me for Christmas.

So far, no takers.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2017 06:58 AM (GlBgT)

848 Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2017 06:58 AM (GlBgT)

Have you tried the Rock Island Arsenal?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 11, 2017 06:59 AM (d76uN)

849 hubby has good morning america on, they are breathlessly reporting trump russia omg omg

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 11, 2017 07:00 AM (Om16U)

850 Morning Horde!

Looking for a reloader than will handle the spent 5 inch deck gun casing my son got me for Christmas.

So far, no takers.





I wouldn't even know where to begin to start.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 07:00 AM (qpKia)

851 848 Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2017 06:58 AM (GlBgT)

Have you tried the Rock Island Arsenal?

Hadn't thought of them. They couldn't be as bad as the TSA was when going thru kid's seabag. The poor bomb sniffing dog lost his mind. He felt bad about that.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2017 07:05 AM (GlBgT)

852 Even if you did get it reloaded you would need a five inch gun to shoot it from. Any old WW2 ships left out in San Diego or Philly?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 11, 2017 07:06 AM (d76uN)

853 EMT up!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2017 07:08 AM (8ikIW)

854 Nood up

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 07:08 AM (qpKia)

855 If Rick Wilson is denying something, then rest assured it's true.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2017 07:09 AM (oVJmc)

856 MSM has sunk to new lows.. The govt. class isn't even making the slightest effort to hide their hate and contempt for us. Can't imagine where this country would be now if Hillary had won but I know we dodged a very high caliber bullet.

Posted by: Ripley at January 11, 2017 07:10 AM (1BQGO)

857 The complaint department is now closed.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 11, 2017 07:10 AM (d76uN)

858 I asked before you never answered - what's with the 348 times?

That wasn't in a lab, was it?

Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 11, 2017 02:31 AM (I8rcI)

That's from last week's Wall of Shame. I was #5 and I think you were right behind me.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 11, 2017 08:48 AM (tHwdc)

859 The complaint department is now closed.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 11, 2017 07:10 AM (d76uN)

Well, dayum! And I was just finishing my outline.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 11, 2017 08:49 AM (tHwdc)

860 Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting

Steve McQueen in Le Mans.

Posted by: Kafir at January 11, 2017 03:00 PM (uav0r)

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