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Think Progress Editor: I Am In Fear That My Plumber May Have Voted for Trump and Might Further Know That I Am Jewish

Seems reasonable.

The left has descended not only into madness -- they've been there for a while now -- but into an exhibitionist type of Madness Theater, where they write little vignettes about themselves acting like lunatics, so that they can get attention and applause from other madmen.

Posted by: Ace at 05:05 PM




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1 Madness!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:06 PM (tHwdc)

2 More madness!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:07 PM (tHwdc)

3 Extra madness!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:07 PM (tHwdc)

4 Yay, first hattrick!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:07 PM (tHwdc)

5 Seriously, these people sound like bag ladies screaming in Romanian.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2017 05:07 PM (LAe3v)

6
An upper decker left by him would be a reasonable clue that you have been outed. Shelter in place!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2017 05:07 PM (BK3ZS)

7 I think all service providers should be vetted to see if they voted for Trump.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:08 PM (tHwdc)

8 I read this esrlier. Still cannot fathom the stupidity required to write this and tge cluelessness required to publish it.

Posted by: tbodie at January 09, 2017 05:08 PM (NA4vJ)

9 Yes, of course the pro-Israel candidate whose daughter and son-in-law are Jewish is the anti-Semitic one, not the one who supports failed states who have as a core tenet of their statehood that they must destroy Israel and kill Jews.

It all makes sense now. Excuse me, I have to go shop for a Napoleon costume.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 09, 2017 05:08 PM (wB8Tg)

10 I don't care who you are, that is some funny shit right there

Posted by: Larry the Cable Guy at January 09, 2017 05:08 PM (AGJqR)

11 exhibitionist type of Madness Theater, where they write little vignettes
about themselves acting like lunatics, so that they can get attention
and applause from other madmen.


And now, really bad Madness Theater.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth Garnell at January 09, 2017 05:08 PM (LAe3v)

12 The left has descended not only into madness -- they've been there for a while now -- but into an exhibitionist type of Madness Theater, where they write little vignettes about themselves acting like lunatics, so that they can get attention and applause from other madmen.

Posted by: Ace


Formerly known as The Bedlam Asylum Holiday Pageant.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2017 05:09 PM (jBuUi)

13 Firsteenth!

Posted by: VA MKZ at January 09, 2017 05:09 PM (q7oNT)

14 Echo chamber inhabiting circle jerkists.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 09, 2017 05:09 PM (S4vXM)

15
Ned has experienced nothing but heavy flow days since November 8.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2017 05:09 PM (BK3ZS)

16 >>: I Am In Fear That My Plumber May Have Voted for Trump and Might Further Know That I Am Jewish


He saw the Hole in your Sheet?

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2017 05:09 PM (95rQp)

17 The self-hate is becoming palpable.. good.
It won't be long now..

Posted by: IP at January 09, 2017 05:09 PM (4byLl)

18 I think all service providers should be vetted to see if they voted for Trump.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:08 PM (tHwdc)

My guess is, since they work for a living 95% voted Trump.

Posted by: tbodie at January 09, 2017 05:09 PM (NA4vJ)

19 Has anyone been able to find anything Donald Trump has said to indicate that he is in favor of persecuting Jews?


Anyone?


Anyone?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:09 PM (tHwdc)

20 Excuse me, I have to go shop for a Napoleon costume.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith


See if they have anything in an Alexander the Great, would you?

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2017 05:10 PM (LAe3v)

21 Virtue Signaling has now all but consumed society, and is our primary form of social interaction.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2017 05:10 PM (jBuUi)

22 If you try and pay the plumber in Hanukkah Gelt, he's going to have suspicions.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2017 05:10 PM (95rQp)

23 >>My guess is, since they work for a living 95% voted Trump.


You forgot the Unions.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2017 05:10 PM (95rQp)

24 They're trying to invoke more emotional and mental instability in others. Pretending to be traumatized in order to encourage to become so.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at January 09, 2017 05:10 PM (0J6e7)

25
First they came for the plumbers, but I was full of shit and had no need to take a dump.

Now I am constripated. Have they come for the protologists yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2017 05:10 PM (BK3ZS)

26 Yeah.

Weeee're the antisemetic ones.

Riiiiiiiiight.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2017 05:11 PM (xeeHA)

27 I'm afraid my pizza delivery guy is Gary Johnson.

Posted by: wooga at January 09, 2017 05:11 PM (llPmN)

28 I read this esrlier. Still cannot fathom the stupidity required to write this and tge cluelessness required to publish it.

Posted by: tbodie at January 09, 2017 05:08 PM (NA4vJ)


You just have to accept the shibboleths of your ideological community without question, that's all.

If you don't read lefty/mainstream media, it is incredibly difficult to understand, but if that's *all* you read, your worldview is informed by hysterical conspiracy theories about open white supremacy, neo-nazis, Handmaid's Tale-level oppression, and mass deportations of bunnies.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 09, 2017 05:11 PM (wB8Tg)

29 You've got more problems with Leftists there my freind.

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2017 05:11 PM (yx0Ld)

30 Train leaves in 10

be on it or under it

Posted by: Joe the Plumber at January 09, 2017 05:11 PM (/CIN4)

31 Yet this plumber fearing liberal would probably call you a bigot if you told him you crossed the street when you saw a group of tough looking black kids walking toward you.

Posted by: Hamilton at January 09, 2017 05:12 PM (sCjDS)

32 My guess is, since they work for a living 95% voted Trump.

Posted by: tbodie at January 09, 2017 05:09 PM (NA4vJ)

Being employed is hateful racism. Only the unemployed can be trusted.

If I have a short-term contract, does that mean I'm semi-trustworthy?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:12 PM (tHwdc)

33 My guess is, since they work for a living 95% voted Trump.

You forgot the Unions.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2017 05:10 PM (95rQp)

I was thinking small business owners, but you have a valid point there.

Posted by: tbodie at January 09, 2017 05:12 PM (NA4vJ)

34 I saw someone else on Twitter telling everyone to tell their waiters/waitresses that Trump is awesome and then stiffing them if they agree.

These people are not equipped to handle being out of power, but that's why they shouldn't be given power, and so we're all in for 4-8 years of lunacy that will not relent for two seconds.

It's going to be exhausting.

Posted by: Kensington at January 09, 2017 05:12 PM (Cw3TC)

35 See if they have anything in an Alexander the Great, would you?

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2017 05:10 PM (LAe3v)


Maybe, but they can definitely do a Marcus Aurelius in purple.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 09, 2017 05:12 PM (wB8Tg)

36 Morlocks built and maintained the world in which the Eloi flitted about.

Eloi. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: jwpaine at January 09, 2017 05:13 PM (hoJm7)

37
I saw someone else on Twitter telling everyone to tell their waiters/waitresses that Trump is awesome and then stiffing them if they agree.


Time to establish "Fuck off, fucktard" as the standard response.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2017 05:13 PM (BK3ZS)

38 These people are not equipped to handle being out of power, but that's why they shouldn't be given power, and so we're all in for 4-8 years of lunacy that will not relent for two seconds.

It's going to be exhausting.
Posted by: Kensington at January 09, 2017 05:12 PM (Cw3TC)
-----------

Yeah, I thought the last 4 years of the Bush administration were torture. This is going to make that look quaint.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2017 05:13 PM (xeeHA)

39 I shouldn't laugh at the mentally incapacitated but was I the only one who found his rantings funny?

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2017 05:13 PM (a0IVu)

40 I'm sure there's a shower joke in here but pretty distasteful.

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at January 09, 2017 05:13 PM (QQ+il)

41 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 09, 2017 05:13 PM (QQ+il)

42 And Trump does seem to be an asshole and a creep, but there's no way I want any of these people acting out like this to have their way. They're turning me from a reluctant Trump voter to a Trump-supporter-by-necessity.

Posted by: Kensington at January 09, 2017 05:14 PM (Cw3TC)

43 This has to do with me doesn't it?

Posted by: Munchausen at January 09, 2017 05:14 PM (tPC7s)

44 I am very, very,very tempted to buy and wear a MAGA hat. I keep a low profile but these drama queens make me want to poke them with a red hat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 09, 2017 05:14 PM (sh70B)

45
Funny, but my take is that if you're a Judeophile, you would actually vote FOR Trump, considering the nature of the Democrat Party.

Then again, the nature of Judaism is questionable with these Yids by birth only.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2017 05:14 PM (mbhDw)

46 "The left has descended not only into madness -- they've been there for a while now -- but into an exhibitionist type of Madness Theater, where they write little vignettes about themselves acting like lunatics, so that they can get attention and applause from other madmen."


Again, this is a good thing. The more they feel they are under stress, the more they show who they really are.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 09, 2017 05:14 PM (92kX2)

47 They have run out of legit cases of bigotry so they are left with imaginary instances of bigotry to freak out about.

This is on par with Rachel Maddow saying she wants to ask Trump if he will put her in camp. Whaaaat? When did that scenario ever come up?

Also on par with Lena Dunham's imaginary mind-reading of the NFL star seated next to her at some event who ignored her.

Fake news--->Imaginary news now!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2017 05:15 PM (NOIQH)

48 I'm relishing these rather public meltdowns.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2017 05:15 PM (J+eG2)

49 If I have a short-term contract, does that mean I'm semi-trustworthy?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:12 PM (tHwdc)

Heh. You're a Duchess and an 'ette, yuo qualify as trustworthy.

Posted by: tbodie at January 09, 2017 05:15 PM (NA4vJ)

50 I was at lunch with a progressive friend who is a caricature of SJW posturing, that he trade the cute little gold safety pin in his lapel for a diaper pin.

Why? He asked.

I told him because he was full of shit.

True story.

We have not spoken since.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 09, 2017 05:15 PM (S4vXM)

51 Gee and I thought my plumber was afraid of catching Joo cooties!
So confusing...

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 09, 2017 05:15 PM (QtQaN)

52 https://tinyurl.com/gu3z4kc


GOP Voters More Aligned With Trump Than Congress

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 09, 2017 05:15 PM (y3aQB)

53 I saw someone else on Twitter telling everyone to tell their waiters/waitresses that Trump is awesome and then stiffing them if they agree.

It's going to be exhausting.
Posted by: Kensington at January 09, 2017 05:12 PM (Cw3TC)

It's already exhausting. That stiff the wait staff trick is going to backfire big time. #thisishowyougotTrump

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 09, 2017 05:15 PM (kXoT0)

Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2017 05:15 PM (1BQGO)

55 It makes sense. Obviously the GOP are fascists and the definition of fascism is hating jews. I guess Fox News never covered that, which is the only thing you watch on TV.

Stop hating, dudes!

Posted by: Emma Tiller, PhD at January 09, 2017 05:16 PM (xeeHA)

56
This guy better be worried. Today Trump named his son-in-law a senior adviser and head of the Gestapo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2017 05:16 PM (493sH)

57 Off she-sock!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:16 PM (92kX2)

58 How would he know you were Jewish. Do you have two separate food preparation and sink areas? ( is that an orthodox thing? I saw it on HGTV's The Property Brothers)

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 09, 2017 05:16 PM (/RKWU)

59 My God, I saw a police van slow by my building today... I know they're getting ready to make the arrests!

I already have a suitcase packed, with clothes, extra underwear, and my Axe body spray....

Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 09, 2017 05:16 PM (5zfq1)

60 "Virtue Signaling has now all but consumed society, and is our primary form of social interaction."
========

It's 95% of what I'm seeing on Facebook now, and that includes my family!

It's insufferable.

Posted by: Kensington at January 09, 2017 05:16 PM (Cw3TC)

61 Apparently Caitlyn Jenner wants to pose naked this year. I can't wait for the left to fall over themselves to see who can most poetically declare his beauty and bravery.

Posted by: Cantankerous at January 09, 2017 05:16 PM (326rv)

62 This putz i afraid what his plumber might think about him being Jewish?

I Know Dentist who just lives to treat Jews like you!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2017 05:16 PM (sRFAL)

63 My plumber voted for Trump and might know I'm Jewish. He won't be willing to get paid big bucks to unclog my drain!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2017 05:16 PM (tOcW/)

64 One Step Beyond is my favorite Madness.

Posted by: bretzysdude at January 09, 2017 05:16 PM (o5yDr)

65 So, this one time I was in a restaurant when I got the distinct feeling that my waitress voted for Obama. I got so scared I ran home crying and hid under my bed for days. Oh, wait, that didn't happen.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2017 05:16 PM (kTF2Z)

66 Again, this is a good thing. The more they feel they are under stress, the more they show who they really are.

One can draw obvious parallels to the French Revolution. Everyone knew things had gotten out of hand, that lunacy prevailed. They just didn't know how to get back to sanity without questioning the revolution and thereby earning themselves a rendezvous with Mademoiselle le Guillotine.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2017 05:17 PM (LAe3v)

67 It's okay to be a hardcore pro-palestinian Irish American leftist-Leninist.

Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2017 05:17 PM (WHVu+)

68 It was all of the matzo and schmaltz clinging to the bowl that was a dead giveaway.

Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2017 05:17 PM (FmNHR)

69 61 Apparently Caitlyn Jenner wants to pose naked this year. I can't wait for the left to fall over themselves to see who can most poetically declare his beauty and bravery.
Posted by: Cantankerous at January 09, 2017 05:16 PM (326rv)

*sigh* there was a time, I dimly remember, when we did not encourage mental illness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:17 PM (92kX2)

70 "It's 95% of what I'm seeing on Facebook now, and that includes my family!

It's insufferable."

You should see NextDoor

It's like neck deep in virtue signaling.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2017 05:17 PM (J+eG2)

71 "He was a perfectly nice guy and a consummate professional," Resnikoff
shared. "But he was also a middle-aged white man with a southern accent
who seemed unperturbed by this week's news."


OMG!!! Who's the bigot? Who is intolerant?

Dude just came to fix a plumbing issue, did a decent, professional job, and his customer is now slandering him.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2017 05:18 PM (NOIQH)

72 Was he worried his plumber would pour kitty litter down his toilet if he found out he was Jewish? Or come after him with a hammer? What was he freaking out about?

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2017 05:18 PM (a0IVu)

73 People have personal plumbers? Who know their religion? And care?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2017 05:18 PM (dFi94)

74 17 The self-hate is becoming palpable.. good.
It won't be long now..



Promise?
Good. Then down the street class. NOT across the tracks.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2017 05:18 PM (dSqvH)

75 The Plumbers have always been at War with the Jews.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2017 05:18 PM (95rQp)

76 But what people REALLYy want to know is: what's running through your mind while the plumber is snaking out your drain? That's a book proposal right there

Posted by: grandmalcaesar at January 09, 2017 05:18 PM (yrohn)

77 I would argue that anyone concerned with political opinions does not truly need a plumber.

Posted by: Weasel at January 09, 2017 05:18 PM (Sfs6o)

78 My Trump voting plumber gave me a seizure with his flashlight.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at January 09, 2017 05:18 PM (OD2ni)

79 and how is Ned a "waspy" name?

Posted by: grandmalcaesar at January 09, 2017 05:18 PM (yrohn)

80 I always say, they should send the plumbers to the camps.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 09, 2017 05:18 PM (Nwg0u)

81 63 My plumber voted for Trump and might know I'm Jewish. He won't be willing to get paid big bucks to unclog my drain!!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2017 05:16 PM (tOcW/)

I am betting a good plumber in Manhattan makes a pretty penny. Rare skill set combined with clueless customers?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:18 PM (92kX2)

82 >>I Know Dentist who just lives to treat Jews like you!

Is it safe?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2017 05:18 PM (/tuJf)

83 What does he think his personal Trump-voting Jew-hating plumber is going to do to him?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM (dFi94)

84 Projection. Leftist workers soing jobs for suspected Trump supporters would gladly fuck with them in any way they think they can get away with.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM (wvKQF)

85 My plumber voted for Trump and might know I'm Jewish. When he installs my toilet I know that there's going to be a swastika in the bottom of the toilet!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM (tOcW/)

86 OK, so the Democrats - roughly 50% of the population (or enough of them that it seems like 50% of the population) has had a psychotic break with reality.

It's bad for them and ultimately bad for us, but I'll be damned if it isn't *fun* to watch.

These past two months have been the most politically vindicating of my adult life.

Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM (Yx9SN)

87 Heh. You're a Duchess and an 'ette, yuo qualify as trustworthy.

Posted by: tbodie at January 09, 2017 05:15 PM (NA4vJ)

Thank you, tbodie, but I fear there are many homes where I wouldn't be admitted because #Trumpism.
I was a reluctant supporter, but even if I hadn't voted (I would never skip that opportunity to perform my civic duty) I think by this time I would be like, "wtf, go Trump!"

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM (tHwdc)

88 My plumber knows I am Jewish. But then, so is he, so I doubt it matters much to him.

On the other hand, my contractor is a filthy Papist, but we still laugh about Trump's victory!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM (rF0hx)

89 I Know Dentist who just lives to treat Jews like you!


Is it safe?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM (QQ+il)

90 78
My Trump voting plumber gave me a seizure with his flashlight.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at January 09, 2017 05:18 PM (OD2ni)*wiping tea off my monitor*

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM (a0IVu)

91 Sometimes I really feel like we should just start excluding leftists from polite society. At this point, I don't care what names they call us. They've already used them all.

Just a good, old-fashioned shunning of all the Leftists.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM (xeeHA)

92 Tattoo of a burning dreidel in the plumber's ass crack?

What gave it away?


Posted by: Dang at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM (8b+oT)

93 80 I always say, they should send the plumbers to the camps.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 09, 2017 05:18 PM (Nwg0u)

After the Doctor's plot, I was going to take on the Plumber's plot next...

Posted by: Josef Stalin at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM (92kX2)

94 What does he think his personal Trump-voting Jew-hating plumber is going to do to him?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM (dFi94)
_____________________________________



The very thought left him..... flushed?

Posted by: IP at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM (4byLl)

95 So what type of plumber would this nitwit want? Does want a man, who knows the value of hard work and good work? Or does he want hot chocolate-sipping pajama boy?

And as others have asked, how would the plumber know he was Jewish? And why would he think the plumber would care?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2017 05:20 PM (hJrjt)

96 Every student of history knows it was the plumbers who ran the camps in early 40's Germany

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 09, 2017 05:20 PM (/CIN4)

97 That's why we use Goebbels' List to find plumbers, contractors, enforcers...you name it!


Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2017 05:20 PM (hqZPQ)

98 I am in fear my pizza delivery guy might be an aspiring actor and might further know I hate Hollywood.

I am also in fear my waitress might be a newsreader intern and might further know I despise classical media.

I shall endeavor to buy more ammo.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 09, 2017 05:20 PM (1CroS)

99 well at least he did realize his fear was irrational and wrote that the plumber was perfectly nice. But sheesh, could he not scan some online news sites until he found something real to write about.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 09, 2017 05:20 PM (dkExz)

100
His plumber, on his next call, should empty a half dozen packets of clear Knox gelatin in this guy's toilet bowl stir vigorously, demand immediate payment in cash, and then leave.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2017 05:20 PM (BK3ZS)

101 Two years from now you won't find one Leftist who spouts this crap from admitting they said it.

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2017 05:20 PM (yx0Ld)

102 61 Apparently Caitlyn Jenner wants to pose naked this year. I can't wait for the left to fall over themselves to see who can most poetically declare his beauty and bravery.
Posted by: Cantankerous at January 09, 2017 05:16 PM (326rv)

*sigh* there was a time, I dimly remember, when we did not encourage mental illness.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:17 PM (92kX2)

Well, if Caitlyn/Bruce poses nude, then all the other Kardashians will be stripping off and posing too.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 09, 2017 05:20 PM (kXoT0)

103
Ironically if the writer lived in Israel and his plumber was a palestinian his fears would be totally justified.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 09, 2017 05:20 PM (lKyWE)

104 When he installs my toilet I know that there's going to be a swastika in the bottom of the toilet!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Ah, he's a poopenfuhrer.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2017 05:20 PM (LAe3v)

105
You may laugh, but let's not forget the most vicious members of the SS were in the Plumbers Division. Drano Macht Frei

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2017 05:20 PM (493sH)

106 Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM (dFi94)

Force him to eat gefilte fish!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2017 05:20 PM (tOcW/)

107 "Projection. Leftist workers soing jobs for suspected Trump supporters would gladly fuck with them in any way they think they can get away with."

Yup - as Kurt Schlichter said - "the Left is terrified that we will oppress them the way they intended to oppress us."

Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at January 09, 2017 05:20 PM (Yx9SN)

108 I'M AFRAID MY TRUMP-VOTING PLUMBER HAS CONNECTED MY SHOWER PIPE TO THE GAS PIPE

Posted by: Think Progress Editor at January 09, 2017 05:21 PM (Om16U)

109 OT a bit, but I posted yesterday I watched the Pianist for the first time last week. It made me very angry but one thing I did not know ( naive I guess) was the Jewish police force they had in the Warsaw Ghetto. It kind of answers my questions on how some Jewish people can be so anti Israel.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 09, 2017 05:21 PM (/RKWU)

110 Trump needs to troll these tick turds every other day so I can have a good laugh. They should stroke out in a month or two.

Posted by: I Need a Drink at January 09, 2017 05:21 PM (bKxiT)

111 Great googly moogly. I am a Trump supporter, am an old white male, employ people of different faiths and races, and am a pro-semite. In other words I am a strong supporter of Israel and other republics that support actual human rights.

When does the fake-news-left learn that real people have real lives?

Posted by: TxDan at January 09, 2017 05:21 PM (LYMyk)

112
What does he think his personal Trump-voting Jew-hating plumber is going to do to him?Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM (dFi94)


Overcharge him

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 09, 2017 05:21 PM (lKyWE)

113 "He was a perfectly nice guy and a consummate professional," Resnikoff shared. "But he was also a middle-aged white man with a southern accent who seemed unperturbed by this week's news."

Resnikoff said his fear was rooted in the chance that the plumber knew he was Jewish.

++++

How does he know that the plumber isn't Jewish?

Note: any possible given reason is anti-semitic.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 09, 2017 05:21 PM (R+30W)

114 Is what safe?

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 05:21 PM (qUNWi)

115 Paranoia + Unstable Emotionally= Dangerous Personality.

/for details, please see the book "Dangerous Personalities" by Joe Navarro, a former FBI agent. Excellent book; will help in detecting and avoiding nut jobs. AKA "about 1/2 of America."

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 09, 2017 05:21 PM (J5mC3)

116 If you don't read lefty/mainstream media, it is
incredibly difficult to understand, but if that's *all* you read, your
worldview is informed by hysterical conspiracy theories about open white
supremacy, neo-nazis, Handmaid's Tale-level oppression, and mass
deportations of bunnies.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 09, 2017 05:11 PM


It's worse than you know, or think. Trust me. There is a vast right-wing conspiracy, and we've ALL been victimized by it!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 09, 2017 05:21 PM (DMUuz)

117 Well, as long as it isn't a furnace repair man, you'll be OK (too soon?)

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2017 05:21 PM (hqZPQ)

118 *scans upthread to see if anybody already made that joke*

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 09, 2017 05:21 PM (Om16U)

119 /sock

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 09, 2017 05:21 PM (R+30W)

120 Madness

https://youtu.be/DjPJohh8lOc

Thanks a lot jerks. I now have this song stuck in my head.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (iPcM4)

121 I need to rooter out this sewage clog. Is that kosher?

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (pMGkg)

122 Funny, haven't read any overwrought posts about policemen fearing their food vendor hates them and is spitting in their food are adding broken glass to their soda....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (NOIQH)

123
Hello. I am Paolo, plumber. I am here to snake out your Jewish wife's drain.

* thud *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (BK3ZS)

124 If only there were an easier way to identify Trump supporters. Perhaps we could have them weir something embroidered on their clothing, or tattoo some sort of identification onto them. Doesn't have to be really conspicuous, like maybe a let, or forarm.

Just saying.

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (cfjq1)

125 If "Caitlin" poses nude, would those pictures get printed in PlayBOY or PlayGIRL?

Honestly, what are we supposed to do with this information? Would they airbrush his junk out, or would we be expected to compliment him on the size of "her" clitoris?

I truly don't get it.

Posted by: Kensington at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (Cw3TC)

126 >>I watched the Pianist for the first time


On purpose?

You poor soul.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (95rQp)

127 Yesterday, Berkeley's first murder of the year was on the surface yet another domestic-violence tragedy -- but under the surface turned out to be an SJW lunacy extravaganza.

Here it how the case played out:

Two days ago, college-age girl found covered in blood wandering in shock outside a Cal student "co-op" -- off campus cooperative housing, aka "hippie dorm." This particular co-op was recently suspended for rampant drug use (but since reinstated) and is famously the SJW headquarters of all the co-ops.

Friend discovers her, calls the cops, where the victim is discovered to have ben stabbed several times, and is rushed to the hospital.

The friend informs the cops that the perpetrator was likely to be "Pablo Gomez," some sort of boyfriend of the victim, and that the crime likely happened at his address across town.

Cops rush over to the address, and there they discover a SECOND stabbing victim -- dead. Beautiful girl.

It is not known how the first victim arrived at the co-op - but she was likely driven there by the killer, who subsequently fled.

Massive mankind statewide announced for the killer Pablo Gomez, and luckily he was quickly arrested at a relative's house in Southern California, to which he had driven, flight from the cops.

And then it emerged -- who IS this "Pablo Gomez"???

Well, it turns out that he too is also a Cal student -- majoring in "Chicanx Studies" (I kid you not -- the "x" is so as to not discriminate by gender).

And then came the kicker:

In the media reports and the police press releases, they began referring to Pablo Gomez as "they" -- because "Pablo Gomez" is BIOLOGICALLY FEMALE and yet considers him/her/themself "transgender" and prefers to called by the pronoun "They."

AND THE MEDIA AND THE POLICE ACQUIESCED TOP THE TRANNY KILLER'S PRONOUN DEMANDS!!!

Even more ironic? "Pablo Gomez" ran the "Safe Space" for the "Chicanx/Latinx Department"!

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (jBuUi)

128 We've secretly replaced Ned's plumber with a racist anti-Semite. Let's see what happens!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (kTF2Z)

129 Well, if Caitlyn/Bruce poses nude, then all the other Kardashians will be stripping off and posing too.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 09, 2017 05:20 PM (kXoT0)

Too late for Kim, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (92kX2)

130 I'm worried my receptionist does online porn camming at night and....

wait, I fantasise about that.

never mind

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (/CIN4)

131 OMG.

You're having issues too?

Donald Trump is telling my dog to tell me to do Bad, Bad Things.

Good to know I'm not alone.

Posted by: Son of Sam at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (J5mC3)

132 This is surprising since Think Progress employs such manly men like Judd Legum....

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (OD2ni)

133 Check out this insanity.


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/254039/

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (r/0kC)

134 When do at least some leftists/liberals start expressing embarrassment about all this weeping, wailing and general codswallop?

Is there even one happy warrior on the left?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2017 05:23 PM (hJrjt)

135 "I Am In Fear That My Plumber May Have Voted for Trump and Might Further Know That I Am Jewish"


Translated: I am a Marxist Jew who hate the goy.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at January 09, 2017 05:23 PM (s3Ej6)

136 On top of all the obvious stupidity, I love the fact that he thinks someone should make his politics known while in a customer's home.

Dude seemed unperturbed.

So since he wasn't crying while at work, he must be a racist Trump supporter.

Umm, no...

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 09, 2017 05:23 PM (gTQoY)

137 Reminds of a close friend of my wife (who works in entertainment, the friend, not my wife) who asked me the other day "how I felt about things...." I had no idea what she meant until she clarified, soft voice "about Trump!"
She strung together the usual word salad of "bullying.... people afraid now... fascist....."
And in each instance I simply asked her what she meant, and what examples she was talking about --since Trump has been if anything an outspoken liberal on social issues these past many decades.
So she then confabulates a theory that Trump, you see, is just a pawn for "The Christian Right" and Mike Pence, and they are going to execute their eevil Republican plan by "manipulating" Trump.

So there you have it. If Trump is not Hitler it's only proof that the real Hitlers (mysterious "Christian Righters") have found an unwitting dupe to subvert him to their purposes.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 09, 2017 05:23 PM (QtQaN)

138 I am sick and fvcking tired of exactly this sort of whiny, gutless, pussified, cowardly ersatz-Jew.

He wouldn't dream of supporting Israel, or standing up to real bigotry, and if somebody called him a kike on the street he would run away like the wimp that he is, and not do the correct thing...punch the guy in the mouth.

He's not a real Jew, and I resent that he calls himself one.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2017 05:23 PM (rF0hx)

139 People have personal plumbers? Who know their religion? And care?


Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2017 05:18 PM (dFi94)

Self-loathing kosher plumbers?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:23 PM (tHwdc)

140 Ein Volk
Ein Reich
Ein Plumber

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2017 05:23 PM (493sH)

141 "I Am In Fear That My Movie Producer May Have Voted for Clinton and Might Further Know That I Am Not Jewish"

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2017 05:23 PM (hqZPQ)

142 "He was a perfectly nice guy and a consummate professional," Resnikoff shared. "But he was also a middle-aged white man with a southern accent who seemed unperturbed by this week's news."

The various folks that come by to help me out with this or that issue with Chez McEvil are there to do a well paid job and not to kvetch about this weeks news. Additionally, I don't assume anything about them because of this or that accent.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 09, 2017 05:24 PM (kXoT0)

143 OT a bit, but I posted yesterday I watched the
Pianist for the first time last week. It made me very angry but one
thing I did not know ( naive I guess) was the Jewish police force they
had in the Warsaw Ghetto. It kind of answers my questions on how some
Jewish people can be so anti Israel.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
-----
They even had them in the camps. When they were liberated I heard in an interviewer that at least one was grabbed by the prisoners and killed with pliers. PLIERS!!!

Posted by: Dang at January 09, 2017 05:24 PM (8b+oT)

144 How does he know that the plumber isn't Jewish?

Note: any possible given reason is anti-semitic.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 09, 2017 05:21 PM (R+30W)

I was going to make a joke about reeking of bacon, but then I looked it up and evidently kosher bacon is becoming a thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:24 PM (92kX2)

145 >>Is what safe?

Is it safe?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2017 05:24 PM (/tuJf)

146 Just shows how open-minded and tolerant the Left is . . .

Posted by: markytom at January 09, 2017 05:24 PM (VVMGk)

147

Does the jew with the clogged toilet really believe that Israelis support Trump by more than 85%, but he is a anti-semitic?

I don't recall Trump saying or doing anything remotely anti-semitic.

Obama, on the other hand...

Posted by: LASue, super deplorable at January 09, 2017 05:24 PM (CLKfs)

148 Aetius451AD: "I am betting a good plumber in Manhattan makes a pretty penny. Rare skill set combined with clueless customers?"

Well when your Johnson rod goes, what are ya gonna do? You don't argue. You get a Johnson rod.

Posted by: Costanza at January 09, 2017 05:24 PM (1CroS)

149 State Dept Commemorates Death Of Former Iranian President Rafsanjani

Guy was a terrorist with the blood of hundreds if not thousands of American lives on his hands. Rot in hell.


yeah a real swell guy...the kind of guy i wish my daughter would bring home?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2017 05:24 PM (sRFAL)

150 He's not a real Jew, and I resent that he calls himself one.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2017 05:23 PM (rF0hx)

Far cry from the tough Israeli Jews we know and admire.
Like Bibi.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:24 PM (tHwdc)

151 Can I also ask if "Resnikoff" is a traditionally Jewish surname? I wouldn't assume someone by that name is Jewish - and I live in Manhattan. If I had to guess I would think Russian or Polish or something - I guess I just don't pay enough attention to peoples' last names.

Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at January 09, 2017 05:24 PM (Yx9SN)

152 Even more ironic? "Pablo Gomez" ran the "Safe Space" for the "Chicanx/Latinx Department"!
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (jBuUi)
--------------

Why is it that whenever you tell a story I become convinced civilization is about to end?

It's uncanny.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2017 05:24 PM (xeeHA)

153
You may laugh, but let's not forget the most vicious members of the SS were in the Plumbers Division. Drano Macht Frei
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2017 05:20 PM (493sH)


Those are the guys with the crossed pipe wrenches and snake head as their unit insigia.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 09, 2017 05:25 PM (lKyWE)

154 Stop putting dreidels down the drain then.


Posted by: DaveA at January 09, 2017 05:25 PM (8J/Te)

155 Luckily, gas and water pipes are oppositely threaded.


Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 09, 2017 05:25 PM (QQ+il)

156 Donald Trump turned me into a newt!

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 09, 2017 05:25 PM (fKWf6)

157 Ich bin ein plumber!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2017 05:25 PM (/tuJf)

158 Even more ironic? "Pablo Gomez" ran the "Safe Space" for the "Chicanx/Latinx Department"!

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (jBuUi)

I am quite speechless.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2017 05:26 PM (a0IVu)

159 Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM

I'm so sorry Zombie. It's like you're living in Insanity Central. I hope you have a good support group and/or access to legals pharmaseuticals.

You make me feel better about being in Michigan.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 09, 2017 05:26 PM (J5mC3)

160 Why is it that whenever you tell a story I become convinced civilization is about to end?

It's uncanny.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2017 05:24 PM (xeeHA)

Me too.

zombie is our correspondent from Calidystopia

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 09, 2017 05:26 PM (Om16U)

161 There seem to be two categories of the irrationally scared:

Those who would stoutly deny that they are, and insist that it's perfectly reasonable to raise the spectre of Trump kicking out the American daughter of an American then-serviceman and his American wife because she was born on an American military base in Italy;

and, Those who recognize they are, but see it as Trump's fault. See what you've done to me?!

Posted by: JPS at January 09, 2017 05:26 PM (DIgW+)

162 Wow.

Better & better !

Not tired of winning yet !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 09, 2017 05:26 PM (nuyGw)

163 Aetius451AD: "I am betting a good plumber in Manhattan makes a pretty penny. Rare skill set combined with clueless customers?"



Well when your Johnson rod goes, what are ya gonna do? You don't argue. You get a Johnson rod.

Posted by: Costanza at January 09, 2017 05:24 PM (1CroS)


Type, delete, repeat.
I see a rise in a new specialty subset in Manhattan: anti-Trump plumbers, hairdressers, nail salons: "Let us service you in a safe space!"

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:26 PM (tHwdc)

164 152 Even more ironic? "Pablo Gomez" ran the "Safe Space" for the "Chicanx/Latinx Department"!
Posted by: zombie

Why is it that whenever you tell a story I become convinced civilization is about to end?

It's uncanny.

Posted by: Moron Pundit


"I Am the Wicked Messenger," to quote Dylan.

Here's a link to the story, with photo of "Pablo" (all 110 lbs of them):

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/01/07/suspect-custody-berkeley-homicide-stabbing/

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2017 05:26 PM (jBuUi)

165 So Trump is Hitler, but Pence is really Hitler. Double Hitler.

It's always Hitler with those people. Hitler who in reality was a socialist.

And they scare each other with this like teenage girls playing "bloody Mary" at a slumber party.

Posted by: Kensington at January 09, 2017 05:26 PM (Cw3TC)

166 Since we're not going to change these self-absorbed dumb-asses ...

... how can we make a shit-pot of money off them ?

I'm serious. What if we offered to let them pay mob-style protection money ? I'm sure some of them would.

Any ideas ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2017 05:26 PM (fiGNd)

167 Remember. Stay after them. Know your facts. Call bullsh*t on the crap they spew. Make them run home to mommy. Hold them up to the ridicule they richly deserve.
Congressional elections in less than 2 years.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2017 05:27 PM (0tfLf)

168 Speaking of insane people, Paul Krugman just announced that "Deficits Matter Again."

That guy. That fucking guy.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2017 05:27 PM (xeeHA)

169 Fear us!

And our invoices!

Posted by: UA 38, Plumbers and Pipe-fitters Union at January 09, 2017 05:27 PM (FtrY1)

170 Too late for Kim, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (92kX2)

She can do a retrospective and they may have a new oil she can use on her ass, or maybe Kanye will pose with her, oh, that's right, they already did that. Geez, I guess it just naked Kim and or Kanye Take 5,397...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 09, 2017 05:27 PM (kXoT0)

171 RedState Watcher reports Jared Kushner is the White House Senior Advisor and working for free. Is anyone on Trump's team taking a salary?

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2017 05:27 PM (a0IVu)

172 State Dept Issues Apology For Its Role In Discriminating Against Gays

Weasel Zippers

But supports an Iran that hangs Gays from cranes? Go figure

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2017 05:27 PM (sRFAL)

173
I don't recall Trump saying or doing anything remotely anti-semitic.

There that star of David thing the msm tried to manufacture but it went up like a led balloon

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 09, 2017 05:28 PM (lKyWE)

174 It's always Hitler with those people. Hitler who in reality was a socialist.

And they scare each other with this like teenage girls playing "bloody Mary" at a slumber party.


Posted by: Kensington


That is a seriously good analogy. Or is it a metaphor?

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2017 05:28 PM (LAe3v)

175 And he blames the loss of his personal well-being on Trump voters. Because he *suspects* he's interacting with people who do nothing untoward to him, but may have voted for Trump.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 09, 2017 05:28 PM (R5EqA)

176 Well, Barack Obama will be looking for a new career in a few weeks. Perhaps he can start off as an apprentice...B.O. The Plumber?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 09, 2017 05:28 PM (hqZPQ)

177 Depressing news of the day: Jared Kushner is represented by.....argggghhh......Jamie Gorelick.

Can disaster be far behind?

http://tinyurl.com/jlaabt3

Posted by: MTF at January 09, 2017 05:28 PM (X4ZNp)

178 137:So there you have it. If Trump is not Hitler it's only proof that the real Hitlers (mysterious "Christian Righters") have found an unwitting dupe to subvert him to their purposes.
Posted by: xnycpeasant



BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, Christian Righter at January 09, 2017 05:28 PM (iPcM4)

179 I'm just talking to myself now - but just as an example of how oppressed this guy thinks he is: I've got an awesome Christmas card from Trump from 2015 in which Trump says, "I love you all!" that I think is hilarious. I display it in my apartment. But whenever anyone comes over - plumber, nanny, friends, whoever, my wife makes me take it down so we don't offend anyone who might not like Trump.

This guy needs to meet a Trump voter and he'd realize that we're much more polite than he is.

Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at January 09, 2017 05:29 PM (Yx9SN)

180 It was Saturday, and my plumber asked me to turn off his a flashlight and throw it in his toolbox. He was testing me. I feared for my life but was strangely intrigued by his toolbox.

Posted by: Dude with a Jewish name at January 09, 2017 05:29 PM (hJamr)

181 157 Ich bin ein plumber!
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2017 05:25 PM (/tuJf)

"Klempner" according to google translate. Which does sound vaguely menacing. But then again, what doesn't in german?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:29 PM (92kX2)

182 168 Speaking of insane people, Paul Krugman just announced that "Deficits Matter Again."

That guy. That fucking guy.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2017 05:27 PM (xeeHA)

Now they do? Huh, weird, they haven't for the last 8 years.

It's almost like his opinion changes based on who is in charge.

Nah.. the press wouldn't play favorites like that. They keep saying how unbiased they are!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 09, 2017 05:29 PM (8hICw)

183 And they scare each other with this like teenage girls playing "bloody Mary" at a slumber party.

Look in the mirror and say DRUMPF three times, and he'll appear behind you. AND GRAB YOUR PUSSY!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 09, 2017 05:29 PM (ul9CR)

184 What does he think his personal Trump-voting Jew-hating plumber is going to do to him?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM (dFi94)




You've never heard of Swirlykrieg?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2017 05:29 PM (493sH)

185 "I Am the Wicked Messenger," to quote Dylan.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2017 05:26 PM (jBuUi)

Stories like that are why I moved out of the city. So when the Bad Times start, I'll have a head start to the countryside.

Total insanity has become cool. Mental disorders are to be celebrated and publicly announced.

The whole world is gaslighting us.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2017 05:29 PM (xeeHA)

186
Jeebus, Ned Resnikoff looks like Moby's twin brother.

Or as Steven Crowder put it, "like a wet sucker that was dropped on a barbershop's floor".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2017 05:29 PM (BK3ZS)

187
>>State Dept Issues Apology For Its Role In Discriminating Against Gays


Kerry apologized to 'All who were Impacted'.

Hahahaha

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2017 05:30 PM (95rQp)

188 .... . .-.. .--. !
-- -.-- / -.- . -.-- -... --- .- .-. -.. / ... . . -- ... / - --- / .... .- ...- . /
-.. .. ... .- .--. .--. . .- .-. . -.. .-.-.- / .... .- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ... . . -. / .. - / ..--.. /

Posted by: -.. ..- -. -.-. .- -. - .... .-. .- -..- at January 09, 2017 05:30 PM (DMUuz)

189 137:So there you have it. If Trump is not Hitler it's only proof that the real Hitlers (mysterious "Christian Righters") have found an unwitting dupe to subvert him to their purposes.
Posted by: xnycpeasant



IT WILL BE A TYRANNY BY JELLO SALAD AND JOHN WESLEY HYMNS!!!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, Christian Righter at January 09, 2017 05:30 PM (iPcM4)

190 One word:

PRJECTION

Posted by: USNtakim at January 09, 2017 05:30 PM (hMqvx)

191 Type, delete, repeat.
I see a rise in a new specialty subset in Manhattan: anti-Trump plumbers, hairdressers, nail salons: "Let us service you in a safe space!"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:26 PM (tHwdc)

Do you have an app?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 09, 2017 05:30 PM (92kX2)

192 "Klempner" according to google translate. Which does sound vaguely menacing. But then again, what doesn't in german?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:29 PM (92kX2)

Weinerschnitzel

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 09, 2017 05:30 PM (8hICw)

193 176
Well, Barack Obama will be looking for a new career in a few weeks.
Perhaps he can start off as an apprentice...B.O. The Plumber?


Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


Can you imagine that peawit actually having to do something real? It would be like Ernest Goes to Camp.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2017 05:31 PM (LAe3v)

194 Kerry apologized to 'All who were Impacted'.

Hahahaha
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2017 05:30 PM (95rQp)

Unintentional comedy is the best.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 09, 2017 05:31 PM (8hICw)

195
Here's a link to the story, with photo of "Pablo" (all 110 lbs of them):

---

Will CA start building special prisons for people who are of indeterminate gender? And will they have to hire people of indeterminate gender as prison guards, so that they people of indeterminate genders are not frightened of the prison guards?

If yes, can we put all the prisoners of indeterminate gender, and the prison guards of indeterminate gender on an island and call it Alcatraz?

/just wanted to throw that out there. Seems like we could solve a few problems this way...

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 09, 2017 05:31 PM (J5mC3)

196 PRJECTION

Sorry chief ... that's not really a word.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2017 05:31 PM (fiGNd)

197 158 Even more ironic? "Pablo Gomez" ran the "Safe Space" for the "Chicanx/Latinx Department"!

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2017 05:22 PM (jBuUi)

I am quite speechless.
Posted by: IC


And I left off the craziest detail of all:

The person who demanded that the killer be referred to as "they" is the very friend who IDed "them" as the suspect"!

So it went like this:

"I know who the attacker is! It's Pablo Gomez! Get him! Oh, and when you arrest him, make sure you refer to him as "they" -- they're very sensitive about that!"

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2017 05:31 PM (jBuUi)

198 I Googled Ned Resnikoff. He looks like what I expected him to look like (Moby).

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 09, 2017 05:31 PM (OD2ni)

199 >>Weinerschnitzel

Austrian

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2017 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

200 Or as Steven Crowder put it, "like a wet sucker that was dropped on a barbershop's floor".

Greg Gutfeld just used that line on his show, except he said "lollipop."

Is Gutfeld stealing people's riffs again?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 09, 2017 05:31 PM (ul9CR)

201 "He was a perfectly nice guy and a consummate professional," Resnikoff shared. "But he was also a middle-aged white man with a southern accent who seemed unperturbed by this week's news."


White. Man. Southern. Middle-Aged. Way to pack in racist, sexist, ageist, and elitist comments into a short description.

Posted by: LASue, super deplorable at January 09, 2017 05:31 PM (CLKfs)

202 Check out this insanity.





https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/254039/

Posted by: steevy
-----
Age discrimination? Are you kidding me? Peter Cushing recently got a good part in a huge Hollywood movie, Rogue One, and he's been dead for over a dozen years!

Posted by: Dang at January 09, 2017 05:32 PM (8b+oT)

203 Now they do? Huh, weird, they haven't for the last 8 years.

It's almost like his opinion changes based on who is in charge.

Nah.. the press wouldn't play favorites like that. They keep saying how unbiased they are!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 09, 2017 05:29 PM (8hICw)
-------------------

I think he gets high off of being wrong. Like, a public writing masochist.

He defies all other explanation.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2017 05:32 PM (xeeHA)

204 I
feared for my life but was strangely intrigued by his toolbox.


Posted by: Dude with a Jewish name at January 09, 2017 05:29 PM (hJamr)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:32 PM (tHwdc)

205
Get a Trump Tower Taco Bowl, put it outside Ned's apartment door, light it on fire, ring doorbell and skeedaddle.

Hilarity guaranteed!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2017 05:32 PM (BK3ZS)

206 So, according to WZ the state dept is publicly apologizing for it's role in discriminating against gays. How about propping up that notoriously gay friendly regime in Iran?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:32 PM (92kX2)

207 199 >>Weinerschnitzel

Austrian

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2017 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

I borked the spelling of it anyway.. the second vowel is long and first is silent:

Wiener-schnitzel

Also, spell check says there's a hyphen so I'm including it, but only under protest.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 09, 2017 05:32 PM (8hICw)

208 201 "He was a perfectly nice guy and a consummate professional," Resnikoff shared. "But he was also a middle-aged white man with a southern accent who seemed unperturbed by this week's news."

Bastard probably had a gun in his truck too.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2017 05:32 PM (fiGNd)

209 "Klempner" according to google translate. Which does sound vaguely menacing. But then again, what doesn't in german?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:29 PM (92kX2)



Sounds like the name of the actor who played Col. Klink. Nevermind that Werner was Jewish the plumbers will be running the stalags!!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2017 05:33 PM (493sH)

210 189
IT WILL BE A TYRANNY BY JELLO SALAD AND JOHN WESLEY HYMNS!!!!!
Puddleglum, Christian Righter

No.... no... I said mustard not mayonnaise....
**arghhh***

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 09, 2017 05:33 PM (QtQaN)

211 Just what in the world are they teaching them about Christians in NYC synagogues? Assuming this guy goes to one, which I doubt.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at January 09, 2017 05:33 PM (7A6l6)

212
Ned stars in Fifty Shades of Brown

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2017 05:33 PM (BK3ZS)

213 "'And they scare each other with this like teenage girls playing "bloody Mary" at a slumber party.'



Look in the mirror and say DRUMPF three times, and he'll appear behind you. AND GRAB YOUR PUSSY!"

=======

I'm dying.

Posted by: Kensington at January 09, 2017 05:33 PM (Cw3TC)

214 Loooooser

Posted by: US Justice Department at January 09, 2017 05:33 PM (39g3+)

215 34 I saw someone else on Twitter telling everyone to tell their waiters/waitresses that Trump is awesome and then stiffing them if they agree.

...

Not that it would be a noticeable change. Liberals are widely known among people in the service industries as being irremediable stiffers. Talked to a waitress friend after a county Democrat get-together during a primary night. Said she served a six-top for two hours and got a small pile of coins and some campaign literature with a note asking if she'd distribute them to other patrons. "I fucking hate Democrats," she said.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at January 09, 2017 05:33 PM (zke7T)

216 I don't know how leftists do it. It has to be exhausting to be a douchebag 24 hours a day.

Posted by: StrawMan at January 09, 2017 05:33 PM (r1DzX)

217 Another one that squirrel turds got nothing on.

Posted by: SOMESASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 09, 2017 05:33 PM (nQHw/)

218 I want a Trump Taco Bowl but I don't wanna have to go to NYC to get it, because NYC.

Wonder if they deliver.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 09, 2017 05:34 PM (ul9CR)

219 Rachel Maddow saying she wants to ask Trump if he will put her in camp

I wouldn't trust her to setup a picnic.

Posted by: DaveA at January 09, 2017 05:34 PM (8J/Te)

220 34 I saw someone else on Twitter telling everyone to tell their waiters/waitresses that Trump is awesome and then stiffing them if they agree.

Posted by: Kensington at January 09, 2017 05:12 PM (Cw3TC)

As a general rule, its not a good idea to be hostile to people preparing your food.

Posted by: Aggressive Micropenis at January 09, 2017 05:34 PM (GRpX5)

221 The plumber was probably wondering why the skinny wanker kept hovering and trying to discuss the news. You know, because he gets paid by the hour.

Posted by: no good deed at January 09, 2017 05:34 PM (hJamr)

222 I'm probably too old to be asking this question, but how do you tell the difference between Jewish names and German names?


I know, I know - a real racist Trump supporter wouldn't have to ask.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:34 PM (tHwdc)

223 Liberals are widely known among people in the service industries as being irremediable stiffers.

I always heard that about the after-church crowd.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2017 05:34 PM (fiGNd)

224 As a general rule, its not a good idea to be hostile to people preparing your food.
Posted by: Aggressive Micropenis at January 09, 2017 05:34 PM (GRpX5)

"It's for a cop"

"Don't spit on the cop's burger"

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 09, 2017 05:34 PM (8hICw)

225 The more I think about, the more I start to understand this guy's fear.

I mean, my plumber KNOWS WHERE I LIVE.

How scary is that??

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 09, 2017 05:34 PM (gTQoY)

226 I'm afraid my plumber knows I go weeks between bowel movements.

And I eat a lot of corn.

Posted by: Dang at January 09, 2017 05:35 PM (8b+oT)

227 as the slope of the line approaching apocalypse nears infinity, reality becomes indistinguishable from satire.

So we got that going for us.

Gunga la gunga . . .

Posted by: simplemind at January 09, 2017 05:35 PM (xVRrG)

228 Not that it would be a noticeable change. Liberals are widely known among people in the service industries as being irremediable stiffers. Talked to a waitress friend after a county Democrat get-together during a primary night. Said she served a six-top for two hours and got a small pile of coins and some campaign literature with a note asking if she'd distribute them to other patrons. "I fucking hate Democrats," she said.
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at January 09, 2017 05:33 PM (zke7T)

People show you who they are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:35 PM (92kX2)

229 I saw someone else on Twitter telling everyone to tell their
waiters/waitresses that Trump is awesome and then stiffing them if they
agree.


I bet they are all in on the $15 living wage though.

Posted by: no good deed at January 09, 2017 05:35 PM (hJamr)

230 198
I Googled Ned Resnikoff. He looks like what I expected him to look like (Moby).


For some reason, I watched bits of Annie Hall last night, and he's a complete Doppelganger for Woody Allen's character. Neurotic, self-absorbed, and thinks it's cute that he's incapable of doing anything useful, because that makes him deep and sensitive.

No, fool, it makes you a useless tit.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2017 05:35 PM (LAe3v)

231 "I know who the attacker is! It's Pablo Gomez! Get him! Oh, and when you arrest him, make sure you refer to him as "they" -- they're very sensitive about that!"
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2017 05:31 PM (jBuUi)
--------------------

They fully believe it is the MOST IMPORTANT thing and that if you violate their preference you are LITERALLY being VIOLENT.

They are simply insane. And the internet has allowed their insanity to metastasize and normalize.

If we could do away with the idea that words can be "violent" we'd be in a much better place.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2017 05:35 PM (xeeHA)

232
Kerry apologized to 'All who were Impacted'.


Did he follow up with an offer to "push in their stool?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2017 05:35 PM (BK3ZS)

233 I LIKE MY TACOS FILLED WITH LOTS OF EXTRA CHICANX.

Posted by: THE CAPTAIN at January 09, 2017 05:35 PM (q177U)

234 Plumbing invites plumbing.

Posted by: Meryl Strep at January 09, 2017 05:36 PM (Tyii7)

235 Dylan was right. Everybody must be stoned.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 09, 2017 05:36 PM (Nwg0u)

236 I'm probably too old to be asking this question, but how do you tell the difference between Jewish names and German names?


I know, I know - a real racist Trump supporter wouldn't have to ask.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:34 PM (tHwdc)



The plumbers know the difference and that's all that matters

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2017 05:36 PM (493sH)

237 "Is it safe?" *jiggles the toilet handle*

Posted by: Dang at January 09, 2017 05:36 PM (8b+oT)

238 Anyone else miss MUMR?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:36 PM (92kX2)

239 Well, our plumber here in the People's Republik of California hates Obama with the passion of a thousand suns. Of course, he is a white, middle aged man so he probably fits into their deplorable racist basket.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2017 05:37 PM (a0IVu)

240 No, fool, it makes you a useless tit.

I really don't understand these words in that order.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2017 05:37 PM (fiGNd)

241 Two days ago, college-age girl found covered in blood wandering in shock outside a Cal student "co-op" -- off campus cooperative housing, aka "hippie dorm." This particular co-op was recently suspended for rampant drug use (but since reinstated) and is famously the SJW headquarters of all the co-ops.


Cloyne? Lothlorien?

Back in my day the commiest of the commie houses was Barrington Hall, but that was finally closed down when the "University Student Co-operative Association" got into legal trouble over it. It was remodeled into private apartments, thankfully.

And yes, I actually lived in one of the co-ops, Andres Castro Arms, for the low rent. But then I learned what lower rent in exchange for working with your fellow students really meant.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 09, 2017 05:37 PM (ujg0T)

242 Liberals are widely known among people in the service industries as being irremediable stiffers.

This is not some right wing wishcasting or myth. Its true, the more conspicuously leftist a person is, the less of a tipper they are on average. Its like clockwork.

You know who tips well? Italian mobsters.

Posted by: US Justice Department at January 09, 2017 05:37 PM (39g3+)

243 204 I
feared for my life but was strangely intrigued by his toolbox.
Posted by: Dude with a Jewish name
------
That's what she said.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again
--------------

Sounds like a good movie script!
Queue up the Bow-chicka-wow-wow music?

Posted by: Chi at January 09, 2017 05:37 PM (6KU1U)

244 I don't know how leftists do it. It has to be exhausting to be a douchebag 24 hours a day.
Posted by: StrawMan at January 09, 2017 05:33 PM (r1DzX)
--------------

Not having a job helps.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2017 05:37 PM (xeeHA)

245 Nowadays, when I see all caps, I assume it is Ben. Makes me nostalgic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:37 PM (92kX2)

246 "223 Liberals are widely known among people in the service industries as being irremediable stiffers.

I always heard that about the after-church crowd."


When I was a waiter, it was groups of women. Big PIA's to deal with and always wanted separate checks. Best was a 4 top with two couples. Usually, one guy would grab the check and tell the other guy to leave the tip. The other guy would over-compensate on the tip.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 09, 2017 05:38 PM (OD2ni)

247 239 Well, our plumber here in the People's Republik of California hates Obama with the passion of a thousand suns. Of course, he is a white, middle aged man so he probably fits into their deplorable racist basket.
Posted by: IC at January 09, 2017 05:37 PM (a0IVu)

ThinkProgress wants to know, did he have a Southern Accent (TM)?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 09, 2017 05:38 PM (8hICw)

248 The more I think about, the more I start to understand this guy's fear.



I mean, my plumber KNOWS WHERE I LIVE.



How scary is that??

Posted by: Mama AJ
-----
And WHERE YOU CRAP!!!

Posted by: Dang at January 09, 2017 05:38 PM (8b+oT)

249 @237"Is it safe?" *jiggles the toilet handle* --Dang

Jesus that's too funny.
Have to wrap up work now.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 09, 2017 05:38 PM (QtQaN)

250 241 Two days ago, college-age girl found covered in blood wandering in shock outside a Cal student "co-op" -- off campus cooperative housing, aka "hippie dorm." This particular co-op was recently suspended for rampant drug use (but since reinstated) and is famously the SJW headquarters of all the co-ops.


Cloyne? Lothlorien?


Posted by: Curmudgeon


Bingo! It was Cloyne! You nailed it.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2017 05:38 PM (jBuUi)

251
But just don't forget one thing: this person doesn't believe a word he wrote.

It's all bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 05:38 PM (PeVdw)

252 It has to be exhausting to be a douchebag 24 hours a day.

How do you think I stay so thin?

Posted by: Michael Moore at January 09, 2017 05:39 PM (LAe3v)

253 When I was a waiter, it was groups of women. Big PIA's to deal with and always wanted separate checks. Best was a 4 top with two couples. Usually, one guy would grab the check and tell the other guy to leave the tip. The other guy would over-compensate on the tip.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 09, 2017 05:38 PM (OD2ni)

Must be that toxic masculinity I keep hearing about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:39 PM (92kX2)

254 251
But just don't forget one thing: this person doesn't believe a word he wrote.

It's all bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 05:38 PM (PeVdw)

I'm inclined to believe that he does believe it. That he has so internalized and made part of his identity these "views" that he can't help but to believe it.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 09, 2017 05:39 PM (8hICw)

255 I once had a black plumber who I know voted for Obama since he couldnt shut the fuck up about it. True Story. And I never called him back. He did an OK job but I'm not going to hire someone who spews left wing Bullsshit while doing a job.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2017 05:39 PM (G/snZ)

256 But just don't forget one thing: this person doesn't believe a word he wrote.

It's all bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 05:38 PM (PeVdw)
-----------

Just ultra-super-mega-virtue signalling.

You think YOU'RE upset by this? THIS is how upset I am.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2017 05:40 PM (xeeHA)

257 Must be that toxic masculinity I keep hearing about.

No ... I just ate a vegetable yesterday.

Sorry.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2017 05:40 PM (fiGNd)

258 I always heard that about the after-church crowd/i]

Yes, the after-church crowd is notoriously stingy as well, I guess they figure they tithed so they don't have to tip or something. Very bad witness. Should be extra generous, even if you think they're violating the Lord's Day by working or something.

Posted by: US Justice Department at January 09, 2017 05:40 PM (39g3+)

259 Roto-rootering is something I know a thing or two about.

Posted by: Huma at January 09, 2017 05:40 PM (DMUuz)

260 Even more ironic? "Pablo Gomez" ran the "Safe Space" for the "Chicanx/Latinx Department"!

Posted by: zombie

They are also an activist for Climate Action Education Network or some BS name like that. Between the murder, grievance studies and eco-nazi experience and tranny activism. Pablo is a model of the well rounded progressive and has a very promising future.

Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2017 05:40 PM (1BQGO)

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2017 05:41 PM (fiGNd)

262 What we should be alarmed by is this is projection by the Left.

In that if they had the power, they would round us up and put us in camps, so naturally, they think we will do that as soon as we have the means.

Posted by: Maritime at January 09, 2017 05:41 PM (miHsA)

263 238 Anyone else miss MUMR?

Nah. Every once in a great while he'd come up with a really good one, but his batting average was so low it wasn't worth sitting through all his crap. Dude needed to self-edit and learn when to bring the genuine funneh and when to just STFU.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 09, 2017 05:41 PM (ul9CR)

264 Yes, the after-church crowd is notoriously stingy as well, I guess
they figure they tithed so they don't have to tip or something


That was my experience as well. I hated working Sundays.

Posted by: no good deed at January 09, 2017 05:41 PM (hJamr)

265 Plumbing ain't art tho.

Posted by: SOMESASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 09, 2017 05:41 PM (nQHw/)

266 I mean, what if he showed up *at my house*.

Sure, he only does that when I call him.

But doesn't it seem likely that he'd want to talk about politics instead of being polite and taking my money???

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 09, 2017 05:41 PM (gTQoY)

267 This is the resistance.

Seriously, though, isn't it funny when leftist dorks like Ted Rall talk about violent revolution? I'd like to live my life in peace, but if threatened, I have the training and mental capacity to fight and even kill. A leftist, on the other hand, gets irreversibly frightened by the mere suspicion of being close to someone he disagrees with.

And yes, I know leftists have carried out those threats and killed oodles in the past. You're just kidding yourself if you think Trigglypuff and Lenin were cut from the same cloth.

Posted by: CPT11A at January 09, 2017 05:41 PM (AvqJ/)

268 "He was a perfectly nice guy and a consummate professional. But he was also a middle-aged black man with a Chicago accent who seemed unperturbed by the Facebook Four's racist torture and mutilation of a white boy."

Posted by: LASue, super deplorable at January 09, 2017 05:41 PM (CLKfs)

269 "I know who the attacker is! It's Pablo Gomez! Get him! Oh, and when you arrest him, make sure you refer to him as "they" -- they're very sensitive about that!"

-
Are they going to get double portions of chow?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 09, 2017 05:41 PM (Nwg0u)

270 guy who made my pizza had a brooklyn accent! he might know im from upstate!

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 09, 2017 05:41 PM (U0lQa)

271 I skimmed thru the link zombie posted.

Idiot lefty writes about how important it is to call the perp "they", then doesn't allow the pronoun to be discussed in comments.

We wouldn't want to offend the alleged murderer.

I bet "their" lawyer asks that the perp be housed in women's prison too, never mind that both "their" victims are women.

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 09, 2017 05:42 PM (Om16U)

272 Das Fass ist sehr hungrig.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:42 PM (92kX2)

273 As a general rule, its not a good idea to be hostile to people preparing your food.

Posted by: Aggressive Micropenis at January 09, 2017 05:34 PM (GRpX5)


That's why you stiff the waitstaff on the tip!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 09, 2017 05:42 PM (wCEn4)

274 I'M AFRAID MY TRUMP-VOTING PLUMBER HAS CONNECTED MY SHOWER PIPE TO THE GAS PIPE

Posted by: Think Progress Editor at January 09, 2017 05:21 PM (Om16U)
...........

You can check it with a match.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2017 05:42 PM (HgMAr)

275 And yes, I know leftists have carried out those threats and killed oodles in the past. You're just kidding yourself if you think Trigglypuff and Lenin were cut from the same cloth.
Posted by: CPT11A at January 09, 2017 05:41 PM (AvqJ/)
--------------------

People that need safe spaces are not equipped for combat.

Maybe a shirtless slap fight.

Maybe.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2017 05:43 PM (xeeHA)

276 Are they going to get double portions of chow?

In prison, "they" are gonna get double portions of *something* I tell you what.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 09, 2017 05:43 PM (ul9CR)

277
What this Think Progress facechimp post was about was an attempt to encourage a movement to Shun Other.

The Left is trying to Groupthink their forces into vetting/profiling Everyone and then make Blacklists, publicly, of those who aren't Of The Body.

They want Trump voters:
-- to be On Notice that they're Watching You
-- be ashamed because they did something wrong
-- be ashamed because they're associated with Trump and that could cost them their Livelihood

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 05:43 PM (PeVdw)

278
I saw someone else on Twitter telling everyone to tell their waiters/waitresses that Trump is awesome and then stiffing them if they agree.

I'd be more worried as a customer telling the waitstaffI was a Trump supporter

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 09, 2017 05:44 PM (lKyWE)

279
Don't believe for a minute that this Think Progress piece of shit is afraid of his plumber. This is BIGOTRY, straight up.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 05:44 PM (PeVdw)

280 and how is Ned a "waspy" name?
Posted by: grandmalcaesar at January 09, 2017 05:18 PM (yrohn)




Well, who's the WASPiest Ned you know of?

https://tinyurl.com/lvrdjwv

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 09, 2017 05:45 PM (GUBah)

281 201 "He was a perfectly nice guy and a consummate professional," Resnikoff shared. "But he was also a middle-aged white man with a southern accent who seemed unperturbed by this week's news."

Did the guy consider the possibility this plumber might simply be emotionally balanced?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2017 05:45 PM (hJrjt)

282 (The funniest thing is that my plumber did have a political sign up for a local candidate, and it's not the guy I voted for. And yet I have survived and don't stay awake at night worrying about it...well, most nights I don't...)

Posted by: Mama AJ, Surviving... at January 09, 2017 05:45 PM (gTQoY)

283 Candidate Trump got it right when he said that justice for Hillary would be dealt by voters in the booth in November.

Right in tune with Ace's That's How You Got Trump.

What a righteous wave to ride.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 09, 2017 05:45 PM (PHcLa)

284 Their motto should be "I don't think; therefore, I am the center of the universe!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 09, 2017 05:45 PM (wCEn4)

285 My Plumber May Have Voted for Trump
.........

Of course he did, Trump did very well with us Hispanics.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at January 09, 2017 05:46 PM (HgMAr)

286 In that if they had the power, they would round us up and put us in camps, so naturally, they think we will do that as soon as we have the means.

You know ...

... I honestly think they believe, if they get it passed in Congress and upheld in Court, that we'll just march ourselves into the camps.

Or that they can outlaw us from freely assembling, or rule that we can't access some shit, and we'll just go with that. Because It's the Law.

And ... some Republicans WOULD go along. But enough would not.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2017 05:46 PM (fiGNd)

287 When did every progressive begin to start sounding like Woody Allen in Annie Hall?

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 09, 2017 05:46 PM (UgF8H)

288 My plumber looks like a Marlboro man, also helps to run his parents farm and has a lighted cross out at Christmas. I expect he didn't vote for Obama but I could be wrong.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2017 05:46 PM (tOcW/)

289 And yes, I know leftists have carried out those threats and killed
oodles in the past. You're just kidding yourself if you think
Trigglypuff and Lenin were cut from the same cloth.
---
Obviously.

They had to get another two rolls for Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Methos at January 09, 2017 05:46 PM (3Liv/)

290 Well, who's the WASPiest Ned you know of?






Ned Beatty? The guy who liked butt secks?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2017 05:46 PM (dSqvH)

291 I'M AFRAID MY TRUMP-VOTING PLUMBER HAS CONNECTED MY SHOWER PIPE TO THE GAS PIPE



Posted by: Think Progress

He should have recommended to pajama boy that he install ultra-low flow fixtures. And one of those idiotic heat pump water heaters. That would have been much better punishment.

Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2017 05:46 PM (1BQGO)

292 Yet, they're in far more danger from Muslims.

The Left occupies its Happy Bubble of Convenient Movie Villains, where Hollywood tells them who the bad people are.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2017 05:47 PM (oVJmc)

293 I bet this special snowflake would have been more comfortable with an illegal alien as his plumber who came without proper tools, didn't know what he was doing, didn't speak English, made a mess of the job and charged him double.

Posted by: Decaf at January 09, 2017 05:47 PM (WrEuY)

294 >>Ned Beatty? The guy who liked butt secks?


That stung.

Posted by: Ned Beatty at January 09, 2017 05:48 PM (95rQp)

295 MY LANDSCAPER MAY HAVE VOTED FOR TRUMP

Posted by: Meryl Streep at January 09, 2017 05:48 PM (HgMAr)

296 Or that they can outlaw us from freely assembling, or rule that we can't access some shit, and we'll just go with that. Because It's the Law.

And ... some Republicans WOULD go along. But enough would not.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2017 05:46 PM (fiGNd)
-------------

I lie awake at night pondering this very thing. Do they actually think we'll just go along with whatever they decide? Do they think "from our cold, dead hands" is hyperbole?

I want them to know we aren't joking because if they think we are, they are far more likely to go too far. And I'd much prefer they didn't.

But I'm pretty sure, eventually, they will.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2017 05:48 PM (xeeHA)

297
The Left isn't suddenly upset and worried about losing their civil rights because Trump will be president. The Left is upset because You will once again enjoy your civil rights now that Donald Trump will be president.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 05:48 PM (PeVdw)

298 If you really want to see how different things are now, go to Drudge and click on the link Farewell to Decade of Media Drooling Over Obama.

The difference in tone the media showed Obama to what they are doing to Trump is incredible.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2017 05:49 PM (/tuJf)

299 Sounds like some of you are losing faith in humanity.


Let me share this link, just so you know that everything is gonna be alright.


http://cbsloc.al/2jlLEIu

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2017 05:49 PM (J+eG2)

300 Do you have an app?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 09, 2017 05:30 PM (92kX2)

I gotcher app right here, baby. In my plumber's toolkit.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 05:49 PM (tHwdc)

301 Its curious (not really), how these idiots always forget the new First Daughter -Ivanka, her husband, and children are - Jewish...

Really knocks down that meme, the Left has been trying to create forever regarding PE Trump.

Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at January 09, 2017 05:49 PM (A5STV)

302 The best defense for the plumber? He didn't ride a bus to the job.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2017 05:49 PM (NBHj5)

303 Ned Beatty? The guy who liked butt secks?

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He may not have liked it but he sure as hell got it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 09, 2017 05:49 PM (Nwg0u)

304 In that if they had the power, they would round us up and put us in camps, so naturally, they think we will do that as soon as we have the means.

You know ...



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I'll never make the camps. But I won't be making the trip to hell alone.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (dSqvH)

305 But I'm pretty sure, eventually, they will.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2017 05:48 PM (xeeHA)


They always have, every time they got the chance!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (wCEn4)

306 and has a lighted cross out

Ummmm....

Posted by: Guy Who Says Ummmm at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (ul9CR)

307 "The left has descended not only into madness -- they've been there for a while now -- but into an exhibitionist type of Madness Theater, where they write little vignettes about themselves acting like lunatics, so that they can get attention and applause from other madmen."

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These people are ripe for a Westworld kind of society, reality is no acceptable to them.

Posted by: Decaf at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (WrEuY)

308 Pretty much everybody voted for Trump. It's a little like that scene in Fight Club with the rubber band and the knife that way.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (U0lQa)

309 What i want to know is - Was the plumber there to fix his garbage disposal?

Posted by: Chi at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (6KU1U)

310 Part of the Left's melodrama is about fund-raising.

Just lookit how much money Jill Stein got by "fighting Trump!!!"

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (Om16U)

311 Is he now going to learn plumbing or have his kid become a plumber?

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (VnNi7)

312 -- be ashamed because they're associated with Trump and that could cost them their Livelihood

Hmmm ... deny the ability to work to earn to eat to live to a large swath of the populace with disproportionately large amounts of lethal training and weaponry.

What. Could. Possibly. Go. Wrong?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (fiGNd)

313 It is funny though that the "Joe the Plumber" stereotype is totally true.

My plumber is an outspoken conservative.

Had an "Obama" bumper sticker on his car where the "O" was made with a hammer and sickle.

I'm totally on board, but I have to say, it's a risky strategy. if he had been some outspoken leftist, it would have been his last job for me

Posted by: Maritime at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (miHsA)

314 The liberals have gone full-retard

Posted by: Simple Jack at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (DpOmP)

315 Isn't plumbing itself kinda 'western'?

Posted by: buzsaw90 at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (PqqkK)

316 Sob. Do you people have any idea how hard it is to flush a toilet with no arms?

Posted by: Michelle Fields armless chair at January 09, 2017 05:51 PM (vaRzx)

317 I Am In Fear That My Plumber May Have Voted for Trump

Did he tell you to quit putting your tampons down, the toilet, Ned?

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2017 05:52 PM (HgMAr)

318 314 The liberals have gone full-retard

Posted by: Simple Jack at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (DpOmP)

How can you tell?

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 09, 2017 05:52 PM (Om16U)

319 315 Isn't plumbing itself kinda 'western'?
Posted by: buzsaw90 at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (PqqkK)

Although, the Japanese are doing some amazing things with toilets these days. Although the Germans might have an edge...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 05:52 PM (92kX2)

320 "The left has descended not only into madness -- they've been there for a while now -- but into an exhibitionist type of Madness Theater, where they write little vignettes about themselves acting like lunatics, so that they can get attention and applause from other madmen."

A sense of victimization is their woobie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2017 05:52 PM (oVJmc)

321 Posted by: Guy Who Says Ummmm at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (ul9CR)

LOL. It wasn't on fire-just you know, a cross in lights although he also had an American flag out.

The horror!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2017 05:52 PM (tOcW/)

322 316 Sob. Do you people have any idea how hard it is to flush a toilet with no arms?
Posted by: Michelle Fields armless chair at January 09, 2017 05:51 PM (vaRzx)


Not half as hard as that sammich you're making me after you flush. I'd remind you to wash your hands first, but...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 09, 2017 05:53 PM (ul9CR)

323 316 Sob. Do you people have any idea how hard it is to flush a toilet with no arms?
Posted by: Michelle Fields



Yeah. Every time I use a public toilet.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2017 05:53 PM (dSqvH)

324 >>We've secretly replaced Ned's plumber with a racist anti-Semite. Let's see what happens!


How would he know?
Clearly he didn't make chit-chat with they guy, I mean --- he's a plumber and a middle-aged white, Southern male, for gawd's sake!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2017 05:53 PM (NOIQH)

325
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (fiGNd)
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Yo, Scogg - you back? It's a January 9th Miracle!!!

Posted by: Weasel at January 09, 2017 05:53 PM (Sfs6o)

326 Maybe you eat some steak instead of all that bran and i wouldn't be here for the 3rd time this month plunging your toilet

Posted by: The plumber at January 09, 2017 05:53 PM (PqqkK)

327 Well at least you can now say you know someone that drives a pickup.

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2017 05:53 PM (W6Ch1)

328 315 Isn't plumbing itself kinda 'western'?
Posted by: buzsaw90 at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (PqqkK)


Plumbing is the enslaving tool of the caucasian patriarchy...

I do it into my hand like the muslims

Posted by: Clay-Mary Cloggenstein-Brown of Outer Brattleboro at January 09, 2017 05:53 PM (DpOmP)

329 Bingo! It was Cloyne! You nailed it.
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2017 05:38 PM (jBuUi)



Back in the day, Cloyne was sort of sane, relatively speaking. Perhaps when the commies trash one co-op house and it needs to be remodeled or sold off, they move en masse to another one.

The co-op house I lived in was surrounded by fraternities and sororities. I loathed the commiecrats, but loathed the Biff and Buffy types as well. I hated everybody in those days.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 09, 2017 05:53 PM (ujg0T)

330 >>Did the guy consider the possibility this plumber might simply be emotionally balanced?

Well, yes. And that proves he voted for Trump!

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 09, 2017 05:53 PM (gTQoY)

331 The Left isn't suddenly upset and worried about losing their civil rights because Trump will be president. The Left is upset because You will once again enjoy your civil rights now that Donald Trump will be president.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 05:48 PM (PeVdw)

^This^

Posted by: tbodie at January 09, 2017 05:53 PM (NA4vJ)

332 IT'S THE PLUMBER! HE'S COME TO FIX THE SINK! TAKE YOU TO BUCHENWALD!

Posted by: The Parrot at January 09, 2017 05:54 PM (oVJmc)

333 To expound on the joke, from Annie Hall:

"Wha- How am I paranoid? Well, I pick up on
those kind of things. You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said ... uh, "Did you eat yet or what?" and Tom Christie said, "No, didchoo?" Not, did you, didchoo eat? No, not "did you eat", but Jew eat? Jew. You get it? Jew eat? Anti-semite!"

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 09, 2017 05:54 PM (UgF8H)

334 Just a good, old-fashioned shunning of all the Leftists.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2017 05:19 PM


Just an old-fashioned Leftist shunning,
coming down in anti-imperialist white supremacist capitalist cisheteropatriarchy.

Posted by: Tri-parte Canine Nocturnals at January 09, 2017 05:54 PM (DMUuz)

335 Sob. Do you people have any idea how hard it is to flush a toilet with no arms?

Posted by: Michelle Fields armless chair at January 09, 2017 05:51 PM (vaRzx)
............

Must be a bitch wiping, too.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2017 05:54 PM (HgMAr)

336 The liberals have gone full-retard

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So you would think but just wait until tomorrow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 09, 2017 05:54 PM (Nwg0u)

337
The Left is trying to Groupthink their forces into vetting/profiling Everyone and then make Blacklists, publicly, of those who aren't Of The Body.


They want Trump voters:
-- to be On Notice that they're Watching You
-- be ashamed because they did something wrong
-- be ashamed because they're associated with Trump and that could cost them their Livelihood
----

OK,a question here.

How many of the "working class" are die hard liberals?

Let's think about this:

Liberal auto mechanics?
Liberal HVAC?
Liberal doctors?
Liberal electricians?

Bueller?
Bueller?

Here's the thing. They can virtue signal and blacklist all they want, but the people that keep the world functioning are blue collar workers.

Not MFA's from Northwestern.

Blue
Collar
Workers

"Skilled Tradesmen."

I say go all out on your boycott.

And when your toilet stops up or your furnace isn't working or you need and EMS person to save your life... well, better make sure there's a liberal available to help you amigo.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 09, 2017 05:54 PM (J5mC3)

338 Who is tipping in California anymore? Aren't they making a living wage now?

Posted by: Seems legit at January 09, 2017 05:55 PM (U+nHb)

339 You think YOU'RE upset by this? THIS is how upset I am.
Posted by: Moron Pundit
------------

So, he one-upped Meryl Streep?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2017 05:55 PM (ZO497)

340 I'll never make the camps. But I won't be making the trip to hell alone.

Just send up a flare, rick.

I don't think too many people here are going to have to face it alone - if and when it comes to that.

I, it's pretty obvious, am betting on when.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2017 05:55 PM (fiGNd)

341 Hmmm ... deny the ability to work to earn to eat to live to a large swath of the populace with disproportionately large amounts of lethal training and weaponry.

What. Could. Possibly. Go. Wrong?
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (fiGNd)

---

Not a damn thing.

Posted by: SMFH at January 09, 2017 05:55 PM (CRotO)

342 We've also secretly replaced Ned's wife's birth control pills with tic tacs. Let's see if she gives birth to Paolo's baby!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2017 05:55 PM (kTF2Z)

343 336 The liberals have gone full-retard

-
So you would think but just wait until tomorrow.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 09, 2017 05:54 PM (Nwg0u)


Every day is better than the next with these people

Posted by: Woogy at January 09, 2017 05:55 PM (DpOmP)

344 Toto makes the best toilets, it's definitely worth the extra $100 or so versus something from Home Depot.

The Japanese have a weird obsession with toilets.

I've slowly swapped all my toilets out for Toto and they are so much better than what I had in there.

I want to say a Toto Drake is like $280.

Posted by: Maritime at January 09, 2017 05:55 PM (miHsA)

345 Liberal auto mechanics?




Any fuck that wants to borrow your tools.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2017 05:55 PM (dSqvH)

346 I Am In Fear That My customer May Have Voted for Hilary and Might Further Know That I Am White. And he'll be making prejudiced cliche'd assumptions about me and posting them to the world.

Posted by: The plumber at January 09, 2017 05:56 PM (PqqkK)

347
hey, checkout how the Chinese are really ruthless capitalists:

Chinese company ZTE is slashing jobs. Reports say around 3,000 jobs will be cut, or around 5% of the firm's total workforce. The company's handset business will see around 600 people let go, or 10% of the total number working in the domain.

The job cuts are primarily in China, where the company has been losing its market share. "Cuts in the handset business in China will be beyond 20%" said a senior executive with knowledge on the decision.

According to a local manager at one of ZTE's overseas branches, employees that had tried to apply for jobs at rival companies are also being fired. "I was also given names that must go because they had tried to apply for jobs at (rival) Huawei and are therefore branded as 'unstable factors'," they said.

The company's chairman Zhao Xianming recently said that ZTE has "encountered its biggest crisis in its 31 year history." He also added that "In 2017... businesses that don't fit our strategic direction or with low output performance will be shut, suspended, merged or reconfigured, improving the company's core competitiveness."





They do capitalism better than Americans, now. Sad.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 05:56 PM (PeVdw)

348 http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/01/07/suspect-custody-berkeley-homicide-stabbing/
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2017 05:26 PM (jBuUi)



And of course, Berkeleyside indulges this gender pronoun delusion.

Whoever is running Norkslaveland right now, lob a nuke there please. Or lob it at SF and let Berkeley get "the holy fallout" from the SF Bomb.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 09, 2017 05:56 PM (ujg0T)

349 Yo, Scogg - you back? It's a January 9th Miracle!!!

'Sup Weasel ?

Be back in a bit. Gotta' book a hog-hunting trip for me and the SeniorScogg.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2017 05:56 PM (fiGNd)

350 >>IT'S THE PLUMBER! HE'S COME TO FIX THE SINK! TAKE YOU TO BUCHENWALD!

The Parrot at January 09, 2017 05:54 PM (oVJmc)

Ha. I was trying to remember that joke.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2017 05:56 PM (/tuJf)

351 Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 09, 2017 05:37 PM (ujg0T)

I lived in Barrington Hall.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2017 05:57 PM (rF0hx)

352 Every day is better than the next with these people
---

"Personality Disorder Theater"

Live!

On Fox News! On CNN! On MSNBC!

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 09, 2017 05:57 PM (J5mC3)

353 336 The liberals have gone full-retard

-
So you would think but just wait until tomorrow.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 09, 2017 05:54 PM (Nwg0u)

---

They left full-retard about a hundred miles back...

They've gone full-on potato.

Posted by: SMFH at January 09, 2017 05:57 PM (CRotO)

354 Never go full potato.

Posted by: SMFH at January 09, 2017 05:57 PM (CRotO)

355 344 Toto makes the best toilets,

Plumbing line,
Flushes are always on time

woah woah woah woah

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 09, 2017 05:57 PM (ul9CR)

356 I Am In Fear That My Plumber May Have Voted for Trump
............

Why, did he call you Captain Splatter?

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2017 05:58 PM (HgMAr)

357
Sob. Do you people have any idea how hard it is to flush a toilet with no arms? Posted by: Michelle Fields

Seems like wiping your ass would be a bigger problem

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 09, 2017 05:58 PM (lKyWE)

358 Just so you all know. I suck; sorry for the lack of typing skills. dammit.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 09, 2017 05:58 PM (hMqvx)

359 344 Toto makes the best toilets, it's definitely worth the extra $100 or so versus something from Home Depot.
Posted by: Maritime at January 09, 2017 05:55 PM (miHsA)


Rather an odd thing to be commenting about on a Monday evening, but you are so right. My downstairs toilet is an ordinary entry-level Toto, and I think it could flush a VW engine.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 09, 2017 05:58 PM (8nWyX)

360 I lived in Barrington Hall.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2017 05:57 PM (rF0hx)
-----------

But you got better.

Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2017 05:58 PM (sBOL1)

361
Stein, Stein,
Dr Jill Stein,
Crowding out the scenery,
out of her mind,
"Count this, don't count that."
Have you seen Jill Ste-in?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 09, 2017 05:58 PM (x3uSY)

362 JackStraw: "The difference in tone the media showed Obama to what they are doing to Trump is incredible."

Actually it's perfectly credible. And it's exactly, again,why we got Trump.

I could beat the media over the heads with all the irony and they still wouldn't get it.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 09, 2017 05:58 PM (1CroS)

363 There were pipes at the camps.

Pipes = Plumbers.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2017 05:58 PM (4ErVI)

364 Posted by: Maritime at January 09, 2017 05:50 PM (miHsA)

Have a gutsy guy that does stump grinding and removal. He told me he's refused to work for people when he saw Obama or Hillary stickers on their cars as he drove up.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 09, 2017 05:58 PM (wCEn4)

365 "Never go full potato."


????

Posted by: Amy Schumer, Stand-up Plagiarist at January 09, 2017 05:59 PM (J+eG2)

366 At least i don't have to worry about the maid or the gardener. Always hire 'undocumented'!

Posted by: Think Progress Editor at January 09, 2017 05:59 PM (PqqkK)

367 Sorry.
I hate that song.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 09, 2017 05:59 PM (x3uSY)

368 You know, I can totally relate to this guy, and I understand his feelings entirely. I was craving coffee the other day, and the only place I could find was a Starbucks. I could tell, just by his doucheknot on top of his head, his neckbeard, his skinny jeans, and his pretentious, smug face that my barista was a Sanders voter.

I couldn't stand it. I got back in my car and drove until I found a Dunkin Donuts. It was three towns over, but still, at least I was back among my own kind.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 09, 2017 05:59 PM (iIzG7)

369 And I can almost guarantee my plumber didn't vote for Hillary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2017 05:59 PM (tOcW/)

370 And who'd The Plumbers work for?

Nixon.

Wheels within wheels, man.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2017 06:00 PM (oVJmc)

371 I flush my Hillary's down the toilet twice a day...

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at January 09, 2017 06:00 PM (DpOmP)

372 Quien es mas potato. Amy Schumer, o un Idaho Gold?

Senorita Schumer...o...un Idaho Gold. Quien es mas potato?

Respondo, por favor.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 09, 2017 06:00 PM (ul9CR)

373 58 How would he know you were Jewish. Do you have two separate food preparation and sink areas? ( is that an orthodox thing? I saw it on HGTV's The Property Brothers)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 09, 2017 05:16 PM (/RKWU)

Most prog Jews are secular, not orthodox, and don't follow the kosher laws.

I dunno, the plumber might be able to guess he's Jewish because his last name is Cohen or Levy or Bernstein? That's usually a give.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 09, 2017 06:01 PM (P8951)

374 As my college roommate used to say when he was tired of someone whining, "Why don't you kill yourself?"

Posted by: What's my name? Suck it. That's my name. at January 09, 2017 06:01 PM (JzFJE)

375 Posted by: Amy Schumer, Stand-up Plagiarist at January 09, 2017 05:59 PM (J+eG2)

---

Here ya go, Ms Potatohead:

http://tinypic.com/m/jpzbcy/1

Posted by: SMFH at January 09, 2017 06:01 PM (CRotO)

376 The real giveaway was the Southern Accent. Curiously, that doesn't apply to Democrats from the South.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2017 06:01 PM (ZO497)

377 We've also secretly replaced Ned's wife's birth control pills with tic tacs. Let's see if she gives birth to Paolo's baby!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2017 05:55 PM (kTF2Z)

If the baby cries with a southern accent it will be a dead giveaway.

Posted by: tbodie at January 09, 2017 06:01 PM (NA4vJ)

378 I lived in Barrington Hall.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2017 05:57 PM (rF0hx)



When? I was there Fall 1987, the semester of the infamous "Acid Punch" party, which was the straw that broke the USCA's back.

After that I went to Andres Castro Arms, and after that I wised up and found a trustworthy roommate and went in on a one bedroom apartment, turning the living room into a second room with office partitions in order to save money.

In fairness, no one was tricked into imbibing the LSD punch. Heck, *I* knew about it, and I was the last one to find out anything in that infernal place.

Most weekends I retreated home to San Jose that term.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 09, 2017 06:01 PM (ujg0T)

379 http://www.duffelblog.com/2017/01/troops-sour-mattis-nomination-releases-6000-book-reading-list/

Have to read!!!

Posted by: USNtakim at January 09, 2017 06:01 PM (hMqvx)

380 Ha. UFC officials are striking back at Streep.

http://tinyurl.com/z5oapun

It seems some of them are determined to never win a national election again.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2017 06:01 PM (/tuJf)

381 The only reason the plumber would need to know you're jewish is to snip the insulation on the pipe.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2017 06:02 PM (oVJmc)

382 376 The real giveaway was the Southern Accent. Curiously, that doesn't apply to Democrats from the South.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2017 06:01 PM (ZO497)

What do you mean? He would have loved George Wallace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 06:02 PM (92kX2)

383 Nood. Obamalamadingdong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2017 06:03 PM (92kX2)

384 When I went to your schools, I went to your churches,
I went to your institutional learning facilities?!

So how can you say I'm crazy?

Posted by: Your Sane Crazy Neighbor at January 09, 2017 06:03 PM (OzJeO)

385 There's a huge upside to this.

Those that have gone/ are going full retard have no idea that what they are doing is seen as abnormal and/or increidbly worrisome to the rest of the nation.

It's like they are saying "Republican president, house and senate 4 Evah!"

Becuase that's how normal folk feel they should vote when they see this.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 09, 2017 06:03 PM (J5mC3)

386 Quien es mas potato. Amy Schumer, o un Idaho Gold?

Senorita Schumer...o...un Idaho Gold. Quien es mas potato?

Respondo, por favor.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 09, 2017 06:03 PM (gTQoY)

387 "I dunno, the plumber might be able to guess he's Jewish because his last name is Cohen or Levy or Bernstein? That's usually a give."

Well, duh, now I see the guy's name is Ned Resnikoff. I'd think "Resnikoff" is Jewish, but I guess it could be Russian goy too.

Not that I think the plumber gives two shits.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 09, 2017 06:04 PM (P8951)

388 384 When I went to your schools, I went to your churches,
I went to your institutional learning facilities?!

So how can you say I'm crazy?
Posted by: Your Sane Crazy Neighbor at January 09, 2017 06:03 PM (OzJeO)



So we decided, that it would be in your best interests, if we put you somewhere where you can get the help that you need!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 09, 2017 06:04 PM (ujg0T)

389 There is a new thread, or nood, as is fashionable in these parts.

Something about Obama claiming that all the Democrats need is more of him.

Posted by: Vanceone at January 09, 2017 06:05 PM (KbgjX)

390 Posted by: Qoheleth at January 09, 2017 05:59 PM (iIzG7)

Two nearest DD, one is run by rooftop Koreans, one by a different type of "ASIAN", IYKWIMAITYD. Guess which one gets my business.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 09, 2017 06:05 PM (wCEn4)

391 Never go full potato.

Posted by: SMFH at January 09, 2017 05:57 PM (CRotO)
..............

Unless you're hILLRY. Eyes like a potato. o O

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2017 06:05 PM (HgMAr)

392 "I dunno, the plumber might be able to guess he's Jewish because his last name is Cohen or Levy or Bernstein? That's usually a give."

Dude probably just asked for a discount once the work was complete.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2017 06:05 PM (fiGNd)

393 My tailor measured my inseam yesterday, and then he put cuffs on all my short sleeves.

I, uh, guess that's what'll be in this Spring.

Posted by: Nednaise Enemas at January 09, 2017 06:06 PM (L9hZU)

394 Among the top books chosen, Mattis recommended "TheNo True Glory" by Bing West, "Battle Ready" by Tom Clancy, Sun Tzu's "The Art of War," ten of the most difficult books to read of all time, and The Bible. Marines, however, were only assigned four coloring books.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 09, 2017 06:06 PM (Nwg0u)

395 I think this hysteria is a way to pump up their rage and justify, to themselves and others, that what they are about to do is completely rational and justifiable given the perilous circumstances they find themselves facing.

Or, at least, to get someone else (mentally ill, anarchists, etc.) to do their dirty work for them.

Sort of like, if you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you? Trump is the new Hitler. Who's going to step up and take him out?

Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 09, 2017 06:07 PM (u/p7K)

396 These real libs are out-Cloggensteinning the fake lib Mary herself in their hysteria. Delicious.

Posted by: fly gal at January 09, 2017 06:09 PM (8TdcF)

397 Didn't realize winning the culture war would be this easy. Progs are probably drafting pipe wrench control legislation as I type.

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 09, 2017 06:11 PM (/DvFd)

398 Let me guess...Jared Kushner's first order of business will be ordering the classy gold plated brownshirts?

I don't know how liberals can keep up this Chicken Little-ing of MAGA voters and a Trump presidency. It must be exhausting to be so outrages all the frikkin' time!

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2017 06:20 PM (hvf9s)

399 outraged I meant

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2017 06:20 PM (hvf9s)

400 Sock off.

Posted by: An Observation at January 09, 2017 06:24 PM (vaRzx)

401 Wasn't there a play about that very scenario a number of years ago? The mad writing for the approbation of the mad? Marat/Sade was the shorthand for it, don't remember the whole title.

Posted by: Jackson Laurence at January 09, 2017 06:36 PM (20H2N)

402 typical projection contortionist.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 09, 2017 06:50 PM (P/kVC)

403 84 Projection. Leftist workers soing jobs for suspected Trump supporters would gladly fuck with them in any way they think they can get away with.

THIS.

Posted by: Alana at January 09, 2017 07:00 PM (4NS3J)

404 So he's Jewish--and he's afraid of Steve Bannon for using the word "Jew" in a headline when one Jew (David Horowitz) referred to another Jew (Bill Kristol).

But he's not afraid of the guy who just gave the Western Wall to the PLO and ICBMs to the Ayatollah?

That seems a little...unbalanced.

But speaking of plumbers, I'd rather watch plumbers give each other awards for Best Garbage Disposal Installation than listen to political screeds from people who wear costumes and make-up, pretending to be other people while speaking words somebody wrote for them.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 09, 2017 08:01 PM (Ndje9)

405 If we read the correct history books, we would recognize that what the Left is doing now is about the same thing the Communists did in the 30's and 40's and early 50's. Anyone who does not fit their political agenda will be continuously berated in the media and attach every idea and institution that represents the Angloshpere's uniqueness. Trump is really frightening to the Left as he does not owe allegiance to a political ideology and therefore is not an easy target. So the Left attacks on the character level. The Left also has a problem with being identified as clowns and stooges and does not deal with it very well. With 17 million Twitter followers this man is dangerous to the Left. Let's see how Trump does. If he delivers on the Wall, Energy, EPA and Taxes the Left will be set back at least 50 years. Considering that the Left hates the Constitution, Liberty and religion, I believe the only reason they are involved in the United States is to tear it down and replace it with a Socialist or Communist State. AND HILLARY WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

Posted by: Rich at January 09, 2017 08:10 PM (jxpou)

406 Jesus H. Christ. It is difficult to conceptualize the degree of prejudice these assbites carry around and project on conservatives. And, what kind of mindless, egoist puke writes thoughts of this nature where others can view the weakness? This country is actually more divided than I ever dreamed.

Posted by: Anna Mac at January 09, 2017 08:26 PM (xujfC)

407 What? Who'd ever guess that someone named Resnikoff might be Jewish? That's just crazy-talk, man.

Not quite as crazy as thinking Jews have something to fear from this favored son of Hymietown, who's already put out strong signals that he will be a good friend to Israel, and has a Jewish daughter, a Jewish daughter-in-law and something like eight Jewish grandchildren, though.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 09, 2017 08:37 PM (0OG8D)

408 "Dude, chill out! "
- the narrator of "The Tell-tale Heart"

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 09, 2017 08:48 PM (1MUuC)

409 Thanks, Rich. While I stopped tweeting upon learning its inventor is a left wing puke of the worst sort, I need to go back in and follow DJT for the numbers.

Posted by: Anna Mac at January 09, 2017 09:11 PM (xujfC)

410 In fact, remember when Bill Clinton was called "the first black President"?

And then later, when Barack Obama was called "the first gay President"?

By the same logic used there, you could easily consider Donald Trump to be "the first Jewish President".

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 09, 2017 09:31 PM (0OG8D)

411 Just remembered that the man who installed my plantation blinds in my house fought for Iran during the Iran-Iraq War. Never thought it was worth mentioning beyond being slightly interesting, but by the Resnikoff standard, I'm at a Streepian level of courage.

Posted by: CPT11A at January 09, 2017 09:48 PM (hxUdS)

412 Doesn't this guy realize that his plumber has a mind? And ears? And eyes? And friends? And that he might have read this piece? Or perhaps a friend read it, and pointed it out to him? Did he consider what the plumber might think of being marked as an anti-Semite simply because he has a Southern accent? That his feelings might be hurt, or that he might be concerned for his reputation? Or did he assume that because the guy's a plumber and drawls his vowels, that he's illiterate?

Christ. What a flaming asshole!

Posted by: Brown Line at January 09, 2017 11:43 PM (a5bF3)

413 I asked the guy if he didn't figure out, by now, a few weeks out from his terror shock of the day after the election, that the plumber just wanted to fix his sink and get paid.

No response. Where does he get the "I don't look Jewish" thing and why does he care about it? Nobody else does. And not that there's anything wrong with that, but he looks like his roots like anybody else.

Nut nut nutty.

Posted by: SarahW at January 10, 2017 02:03 PM (Sp1NT)

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