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Claim: 2017's Big Fashion/Pop Trend Will Be 80s Forever

Eh, what do I know.

Two fashion analystas are projecting that 2017 is going to make 1987 look like 1983 or whatever. I have no idea how that joke is supposed to go.

The [Pinterest in-house trend analysis] team has analyzed the trends that have seen the most year-over-year pinning growth over the past year and that seem primed to peak in 2017. Among their forecasts is the belle sleeve top silhouette taking over the off-the-shoulder look, an even more heated interest in flair (as in things like stickers and pins), and of course, more '80s.

"Other big shifts were in political Ts (no surprise there), backless shoes--and not just the mule--and multiple earrings," writes WWD. "That goes hand-in-hand with the popularity of Eighties-style trends, such as high-tops, peg legs and denim skirts."

Meanwhile, retail analytic firm Edited is also forecasting trend temperatures in the '80s as well.

"The 1980s will be huge--everything from power suits and slouchy tailored trousers for office wear, through to off-the-shoulder looks, activewear and [over-the-top] ruffles," the report stated.

Okay, I wouldn't mind denim skirts. And feather earrings.

Anything kind of riding the line between "slutty mall-rat" and "slutty whore."

The article notes that Hollywood is rebooting Dynasty.

By the way, I bought some Vans a few months ago. The brand's been resuscitated, if you didn't know. J. Crew sells them, and they have their own store too.


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1 Girbauds, ftw!

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2017 02:15 PM (g9txO)

2 Okay, I wouldn't mind denim skirts.

---

well sure, with legs like yours...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 03, 2017 02:16 PM (PNcou)

3 I need to work on my big hair then

Posted by: NCKate at January 03, 2017 02:16 PM (at89f)

4 I think you would look adorable in a Denim Skirt, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2017 02:16 PM (g9txO)

5 Speaker Ryan making opening remarks to the new Congress. It's on my Facebook page so I don't know how to link it.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2017 02:16 PM (bpfzP)

6 When did Ginger Lynn ever go 'out of style'?

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2017 02:16 PM (g9txO)

7 Trump as Reagan on steroids.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 03, 2017 02:17 PM (4ErVI)

8 3 I need to work on my big hair then

--

i'd settle for any hair (not growing our of my ears)

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 03, 2017 02:17 PM (PNcou)

9 Ryan babbling on. You'd think he actually believes what he's saying about how all the members of the House want what's best for America, which is true if you think Obama wanted what's best for America.

Posted by: mallfly on horseback salad at January 03, 2017 02:17 PM (b7fwp)

10 I simply chose never to leave the 80s, so now I'm trendy again. Age has its benefits.

Posted by: Pep at January 03, 2017 02:17 PM (zEjyl)

11 [ponders getting Members Only jacket out of mothballs]

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 03, 2017 02:17 PM (PNcou)

12 Please, please, please let the 80's nostalgia not include shoulder pads, sky-high bangs and ginormous earrings!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 02:18 PM (NOIQH)

13 How about leg warmers?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The 2017 Bunkers, Panic Rooms, and Bomb Shelters Await You at the Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2017 02:18 PM (hLRSq)

14 Denim skirts were pretty good. Leather skirts are better. Short leather skirts with zippers are pretty dang nice.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 03, 2017 02:18 PM (RD7QR)

15 Purple eye-shadow?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 02:18 PM (NOIQH)

16 Wait...didn't they already remake Footloose?

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2017 02:19 PM (g9txO)

17 how about shoulder pads and leg warmers?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 03, 2017 02:19 PM (PNcou)

18 Typically, nostalgia runs about twenty years behind. So I'm thinking more late 90's, with all the Clinton that entails.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 03, 2017 02:19 PM (MZcWR)

19 Parachute pants

Posted by: NCKate at January 03, 2017 02:19 PM (at89f)

20 high school days... short skirts, tights and clogs. Yow.

oh, and Ryan promised to protect the rights of the minority in the House. Just like Pelosi did, I hope.

Posted by: mallfly on horseback salad at January 03, 2017 02:19 PM (b7fwp)

21 >>Wait...didn't they already remake Footloose?

Yep.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 02:19 PM (NOIQH)

22 Can we just not?

Whatever happened to new fashion trends? Or is all that's left is trash bags as clothes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 02:19 PM (vur0q)

23
You telling me that fashion trends of a past decade will come back into fashion?
Wow what a bold prediction.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 02:19 PM (xMGpH)

24 Ooooh, and leg warmers and tight, tight workout clothes. But no big hair. Hated it the first time around.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 03, 2017 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

25 The article notes that Hollywood is rebooting Dynasty.

Planet Hollyweird must be too busy assaulting children to come-up with anything, you know, sorta original.

As a really, really wise man once said, there is nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: DocJ at January 03, 2017 02:20 PM (NYS7S)

26 Skinny ties?

Knit ties?

NB: Please do not include any of the automotive offerings of that era.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The 2017 Bunkers, Panic Rooms, and Bomb Shelters Await You at the Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2017 02:20 PM (hLRSq)

27 SWEET!

I've been waiting forever to rock my mullet again!

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 03, 2017 02:20 PM (F1Rvn)

28
in b4 "there was no good music in the 70's!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 02:20 PM (xMGpH)

29 How about pastel polos with the collar popped up worn with plaid shorts?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 02:20 PM (NOIQH)

30 We are DEVO.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2017 02:20 PM (IqV8l)

31 Hey, glad everyone got the memo. Bring back the 80's was my thing. I did it.

Follow your dreams folks. Enjoy!!!

Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 03, 2017 02:20 PM (u/p7K)

32 3/4 sleeve Jersey T's with contrasting sleeves and iron on graphics.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2017 02:20 PM (g9txO)

33
in b4 "the music of the 80's was even worse than the 70's!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 02:21 PM (xMGpH)

34 Tanned. Rested. Ready.
Tanned
Rested
Ready

Posted by: Stars of the 80's and 90's at January 03, 2017 02:21 PM (qJhUV)

35 Planet Hollyweird must be too busy assaulting children to come-up with anything, you know, sorta original.

As a really, really wise man once said, there is nothing new under the sun.


Then where's my Michael Bay Airwolf movie? COME ON PEOPLE.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 02:21 PM (u0s1P)

36 Flock of Seagulls makes a return?

Posted by: USNtakim at January 03, 2017 02:21 PM (hMqvx)

37 And no popped collars. All the guys I knew who had those all the time were incredible douchebags.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 03, 2017 02:21 PM (RD7QR)

38 but what about US?

Posted by: 60s fashion trends at January 03, 2017 02:21 PM (PNcou)

39 The article notes that Hollywood is rebooting Dynasty.



Well, that should make my mother happy. Plus, she can break out those Tab leg warmers again.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 03, 2017 02:21 PM (uiwCw)

40 The '80s called; they want their fashion statements back.

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at January 03, 2017 02:21 PM (uRIYq)

41 36 Flock of Seagulls makes a return?
Posted by: USNtakim at January 03, 2017 02:21 PM (hMqvx)

They couldn't get away.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 03, 2017 02:21 PM (RD7QR)

42 Doesn't have to be Michael Bay. Just, you know, movie reboot of 80's action show. With explosions.

Not. Hard.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 02:21 PM (u0s1P)

43 Time to put the suspenders on my suits again, and get some colored shirts with the white collars and cuffs.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The 2017 Bunkers, Panic Rooms, and Bomb Shelters Await You at the Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2017 02:22 PM (hLRSq)

44 What of fingerless Lace Gloves!?

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2017 02:22 PM (g9txO)

45 Hmmm, does this also mean a return of French-cut bikinis?

Posted by: Country Singer at January 03, 2017 02:22 PM (uiwCw)

46 Rocket-powered helicopter.

GOLD.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 02:22 PM (u0s1P)

47 We need to bring back hair bands and stadium rock. I missed most of the 80s, and I demand it back.

Listening to retrowave helps make America great again.

Posted by: Mr. Hand at January 03, 2017 02:22 PM (ldGBb)

48 >>Doesn't have to be Michael Bay. Just, you know, movie reboot of 80's action show. With explosions.


Would you settle for a McGyver reboot?
Cause that happened this year....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 02:22 PM (NOIQH)

49 Off for some Doc Martens to stomp leftie toes.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 02:23 PM (TppKb)

50 Buy Aquanet Stock !!

Posted by: Evilpens at January 03, 2017 02:23 PM (y3aQB)

51 Cocaine will be back? Did it ever leave?

Posted by: NCKate at January 03, 2017 02:23 PM (at89f)

52 https://tinyurl.com/hxwqo4x


36% of Americans now conservative, 25% liberal
Liberal figure has inched up from 17% in 1990s
Conservatives mainly steady, while moderates decline


from last thread

Posted by: Evilpens at January 03, 2017 02:23 PM (y3aQB)

53 Speaker Ryan making opening remarks to the new Congress.

Preemptively surrendering, no doubt.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2017 02:23 PM (X6fMO)

54 Would you settle for a McGyver reboot?
Cause that happened this year....


MacGruber did McGyver better.

Anyway. Airwolf.

(sobs to himself)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 02:23 PM (u0s1P)

55 If you want a laugh, watch an 80's or even early-90's SciFi film (I'm thinking the original Total Recall (1990), etc.) and check-out the "tech".

Laugh. Riot.

Posted by: DocJ at January 03, 2017 02:23 PM (NYS7S)

56 Does this mean those super high-cut bikinis are coming back? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Independent George at January 03, 2017 02:23 PM (BDZWU)

57 If the 80's were good enough for Reagan they're good enough for Trump.



Also none of this will affect me in any way shape or form.

For all intensive purposes.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 02:23 PM (qUNWi)

58 All fashion trends are stupid herd mentality. Wear what you dig.

Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2017 02:24 PM (7HtZB)

59 So, I was watching Real Ho's of ATL, and one of the twits said.....(hold onto your butts)....

The cameltoe will be a "thing" in 2017.

Perhaps among her demographic. {{shudder}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 02:24 PM (PY9jH)

60 yellow ties like the 80s guy in 'Futurama'?

Posted by: mallfly on horseback salad at January 03, 2017 02:24 PM (b7fwp)

61 Does this mean women will be able to buy a pair of pants with actual pockets or is that still beyond our reach?

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 03, 2017 02:24 PM (ar2KI)

62 Claim: 2017's Big Fashion/Pop Trend Will Be 80s Forever

Just in time for Bruce Springsteen to head up the "No Nukes" concert.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2017 02:24 PM (X6fMO)

63 "As a really, really wise man once said, there is nothing new under the sun...."


Yes, but in the past writers at least had the creativity to tell the same old stories in different, interesting ways. That's how , say, a "Romeo and Juliet" would become a "West Side Story." They didn't just keep making "Romeo and Juliet" over and over again...

Ponders


Okay, they did. But you know what I mean.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2017 02:24 PM (iufJa)

64 Member's Only Jackets, Parachute pants, and big bushes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 02:24 PM (E9ede)

65 maybe next year...

Posted by: Lace Wigs at January 03, 2017 02:24 PM (PNcou)

66 Fashion repeats itself every thirty years or so.

This is one reason not to live forever.

Posted by: An Poc Ar Buile at January 03, 2017 02:24 PM (y3BOM)

67
So eye makeup is going to be big?

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 03, 2017 02:24 PM (pVneD)

68 I'm glad you perverts started a new thread. Work filters blocked the downstairs one.

Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2017 02:24 PM (7HtZB)

69 HAIR METAL !!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at January 03, 2017 02:24 PM (y3aQB)

70 Anyway, that A-Team movie was better than it had any real right to be.

C'mon, Airwolf!

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 02:24 PM (u0s1P)

71 Streamed "Hannah and Her Sisters" a few days ago, it's from 1986, and were surprised at how good all the clothes looked.

Woody wears a bowling shirt in one scene says State Farm Insurance on the back.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 03, 2017 02:24 PM (U6f54)

72 K cars!!


That fly!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 02:25 PM (qUNWi)

73 18 Typically, nostalgia runs about twenty years behind. So I'm thinking more late 90's, with all the Clinton that entails.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 03, 2017 02:19 PM (MZcWR)

I was thinking it runs about 30 years or so, there was a lot of 50's nostalgia in the '80s, although it (thankfully) skipped disco.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 03, 2017 02:25 PM (hwOTq)

74 Is this like Bellbottoms making a major come back? But I don't recall ever seeing anyone wearing them.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 02:25 PM (cAnNx)

75 The big question: Why is Ace reading Allure?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 03, 2017 02:25 PM (qJhUV)

76 Just no big hair and shoulder pads

Posted by: L, Elle at January 03, 2017 02:25 PM (6IPEM)

77 So, I was watching Real Ho's of ATL, and one of the twits said.....(hold onto your butts)....

The cameltoe will be a "thing" in 2017.




MOOSE KNUCKLE FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 02:25 PM (E9ede)

78 And, of course, now we have to have the carpet v. hardwood debate.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 03, 2017 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

79 In the 80s I wore bellbottoms and 13 button wool pants. and that cool hat...

Posted by: USNtakim at January 03, 2017 02:25 PM (hMqvx)

80 I liked the Eighties. The girls were all hot. See "Smithers, Jan" for starters.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 02:25 PM (PLO14)

81 Member's Only Jackets, Parachute pants, and big bushes.


Yeah....Demi Moore bushes.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 02:26 PM (qUNWi)

82 I hate feather earrings.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 03, 2017 02:26 PM (CFc5L)

83 75 The big question: Why is Ace reading Allure?
Posted by: tu3031 at January 03, 2017 02:25 PM (qJhUV)

Already got through this month's Vanity Fair?

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 03, 2017 02:26 PM (RD7QR)

84 https://tinyurl.com/j9v3jtp



George W Bush Will Indeed Be Attending Donald Trumps Inauguration

Posted by: Evilpens at January 03, 2017 02:26 PM (y3aQB)

85 Love that song.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 02:26 PM (cAnNx)

86 Oh please.

Since Disco, there really hasn't been a real trend, except the growing use of plastic shoes.

Posted by: undocumented Rex Reed at January 03, 2017 02:26 PM (e8kgV)

87
So AIDS will make a comeback too?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 02:26 PM (xMGpH)

88 Fashions has a way of coming back in style, sure, but never in exactly the same way. And it's hard to predict. The gay guys who run fashion might try to push thing a certain way, but no one can control what will ultimately sell....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2017 02:26 PM (iufJa)

89 57 For all intensive purposes.
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 02:23 PM (qUNWi)

===================

Not trying to be rude, but it's "intents and purposes".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 02:26 PM (vur0q)

90 Maybe they can do a new Miami Vice reboot and not make it suck or something.

Or Alf. Yeah, there's a beloved property that needs to be brought back. Alf.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 02:26 PM (u0s1P)

91 How about sticking the head of your dick in a pile of cocaine. YEAH!

Posted by: R. DUKE at January 03, 2017 02:26 PM (ONH2e)

92
WOLVERINES!!

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 03, 2017 02:26 PM (toH8T)

93 It's misty in here. Speaker Ryan just gave a solid speech to the new 115th Congress, after which he was sworn in as Speaker, and then proceeded to swear in all the current and incoming members. I was moved by the ceremony, the oath, the flag, the portrait of George Washington, and the gavel on the desk.


America is a beautiful thing. God keep it so.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2017 02:27 PM (bpfzP)

94 Well, I guess this means the fan club for Haircut One Hundred will be looking for a new membership chairman.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2017 02:27 PM (X6fMO)

95 Anyone have tips on shaving your palms?

Posted by: Josh Marshall at January 03, 2017 02:27 PM (OD2ni)

96 Greed is good again!?

>>The cameltoe will be a "thing" in 2017.


Eh, yoga pants.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 02:27 PM (NOIQH)

97 24 Ooooh, and leg warmers and tight, tight workout clothes. But no big hair. Hated it the first time around.
*
*
I always wanted Playboy to do a photoshoot of "The Girls of the 20-Minute Workout."

Nowadays, tight tight workout clothes on even the young fatties in America would be, let's just say I need to avert my eyes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 02:27 PM (PLO14)

98 Rick James, bitch.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deploribus Unum at January 03, 2017 02:27 PM (Ftuf+)

99 63 "As a really, really wise man once said, there is nothing new under the sun...."


Yes, but in the past writers at least had the creativity to tell the same old stories in different, interesting ways. That's how , say, a "Romeo and Juliet" would become a "West Side Story." They didn't just keep making "Romeo and Juliet" over and over again...

Ponders


Okay, they did. But you know what I mean.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2017 02:24 PM (iufJa)

=====================

Sharing an unpopular opinion time:

West Side Story is a terrible, terrible movie. I can't stand it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 02:27 PM (vur0q)

100 Posted by: tu3031 at January 03, 2017 02:25 PM (qJhUV)

Was on FB Probably on Twitter too

Posted by: Evilpens at January 03, 2017 02:27 PM (y3aQB)

101 Just in time. My hair's getting good in the back.

Name the Zappa album that last line was on.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 03, 2017 02:27 PM (U6f54)

102 What of fingerless Lace Gloves!?

Oh, good lord, don't get me started on that. Pair those with little ankle socks with lace dripping over the sides, and. . .

. . .well, bunk. For me, anyway.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2017 02:28 PM (X6fMO)

103 Not trying to be rude, but it's "intents and purposes".



Tisn't.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 02:28 PM (qUNWi)

104 yellow ties like the 80s guy in 'Futurama'?



Plaid pants via Herb Tarlek in WKRP.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 02:28 PM (E9ede)

105 Hollywood rebooting Dynasty is because they have zero imagination.

Just like the new Celebrity Apprentice. They think they can simply plunk into the title role , a has been severely wrinkled steroid faded weight lifter who real Austrian accent sounds fake and who helped destroy a state as Gov. while married to a Kennedy while he was banging the nanny.

I saw a brief pan of the lineup of "celebrities". Didn't know several of them and all look like they all use tattoo parlors and what's left of mall Claire stores to get yet another piercing after they leave their third counseling session of the week.

Posted by: Jen at January 03, 2017 02:28 PM (a2Sj8)

106 Why not? The media wants to bring back the 80's Cold War too.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 03, 2017 02:28 PM (UBzPO)

107 I detest fashion. All of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2017 02:28 PM (SRKgf)

108 West Side Story is a terrible, terrible movie. I can't stand it.

I can't find it anymore, but there was a Saturday Night Live sketch with Norm MacDonald deconstructing the musical-ness of it.

It's hilarious.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 02:29 PM (u0s1P)

109 74 Is this like Bellbottoms making a major come back? But I don't recall ever seeing anyone wearing them.
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 02:25 PM (cAnNx)

People were trying to get them off as quickly as possible, IYKWIM

Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2017 02:29 PM (7HtZB)

110 89
57 For all intensive purposes.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 02:23 PM (qUNWi)



===================



Not trying to be rude, but it's "intents and purposes".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

===


In fairness, he wrote it on the spurt of the moment.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 03, 2017 02:29 PM (toH8T)

111 i'd settle for any hair (not growing our of my ears)

I don't remember most of the 80s but I'm sure no barber offered to trim my eyebrows.

Posted by: DaveA at January 03, 2017 02:29 PM (8J/Te)

112 What the heck are "Vans"?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 03, 2017 02:29 PM (jjaLl)

113 I know I'm supposed to like the '80's because of Reagan, but that decade wasn't very good to me. I actually did better in '70's and '90's......

Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2017 02:29 PM (iufJa)

114 108 I can't find it anymore, but there was a Saturday Night Live sketch with Norm MacDonald deconstructing the musical-ness of it.

It's hilarious.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 02:29 PM (u0s1P)

=======================

I have my quest! I may now cross the Bridge of Death.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 02:29 PM (vur0q)

115 One of the things I liked about Stranger Things is that it got the period stuff right but it was period stuff about the range from the just barely getting by single mother to the nicely middle/upper middle class family (she has her own little black and white tv in her room!) to the rich family. It wasn't oh here's the Dynasty ballgowns, it was here's someone getting an advance on her paycheck to buy a new telephone and some cigs. Normal period set design and costuming is far more difficult than the flashy stuff.

I will say this, if the 80's are coming back, I would like my figure from back then back please.


Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 02:29 PM (mf5HN)

116

What did that FBI guy say, 'We could not determine intent?"

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 03, 2017 02:29 PM (pVneD)

117 And, of course, now we have to have the carpet v. hardwood debate.



Shag. All the way down.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 02:29 PM (E9ede)

118 I was sure it was the year for pantsuits

Posted by: Hilary! at January 03, 2017 02:30 PM (PNcou)

119 WKRP could use a gritty movie reboot.

No, seriously, it was a good show. The spin-off/sequel, I dunno.

Also, NewsRadio.

Man. The media loves to make shows about themselves, don't they?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 02:30 PM (u0s1P)

120 Door knocker earrings! Removable shoulder pads! Final Net hairspray! Nancy Reagan red suits!
Valley Girl speak! Woo Hoo!!

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at January 03, 2017 02:30 PM (CLKfs)

121 I prefer the 70s fashion; mini skirts and no bras. A couple of years ago, I went thru my HS yearbook. Dayum. I'm surprised I didn't die of blood loss to my brain back then.

TrigglyPuffs of the world, ignore what I just typed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2017 02:30 PM (oZEJt)

122 Speaker Ryan just gave a solid speech to the new 115th Congress
===

Did he manage to avoid mentioning Trump's name again?


He's pretty good at that.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 03, 2017 02:30 PM (toH8T)

123 I'd be alright with return of the 80's styles. However I draw the line at anything from the 70's. That would be a national disaster.

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2017 02:30 PM (1BQGO)

124 West Sided Story is a great movie. Sure it's dated. But it's a great movie.
And Natalie Wood.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2017 02:30 PM (iufJa)

125 And also love how the chick doesn't give a damn about what they're doing. Until they break out the 80's hair metal.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 02:30 PM (cAnNx)

126 only thing powers that be, do is completely change from one style to another, 180 degrees in opposite direction

Posted by: Evilpens at January 03, 2017 02:30 PM (y3aQB)

127 The 80's were pretty good.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2017 02:31 PM (r/0kC)

128 Every time people do 80s retro stuff, it never looks right to someone who grew up in the 80s. And its super easy to find out what the look was like, there's millions of inches of film and tape and all those images to pull up. Everyone goes Flock of Seagulls and the Cars when only those dudes dressed like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)

129 I always wanted Playboy to do a photoshoot of "The Girls of the 20-Minute Workout."

Nowadays, tight tight workout clothes on even the young fatties in America would be, let's just say I need to avert my eyes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 02:27 PM (PLO14)

I taped "20 Minute Workout" & played it back at high-speed. It only took ten minutes & I got a great workout.

Posted by: Vince Tully at January 03, 2017 02:31 PM (7HtZB)

130 Let's revisit favorite Eighties Playmates like Kimberly McArthur and Roberta Vasquez. Now that's nostalgia, baby!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 02:31 PM (PLO14)

131 >>What the heck are "Vans"?

Sneakers for the skateboard/surfer set:
http://www.vans.com/

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 02:31 PM (NOIQH)

132 110
In fairness, he wrote it on the spurt of the moment.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 03, 2017 02:29 PM (toH8T)

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I believe that you have another think coming.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 02:31 PM (vur0q)

133 The only 80's fashion I want to see return is a robust economy.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 03, 2017 02:31 PM (J8/9G)

134 Short, succinct speech from Ryan.

Nothing objectionable.

Solid B+

Posted by: Kreplach at January 03, 2017 02:31 PM (3Xxpy)

135 brb hangin' up my cool-ass Nagel prints

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2017 02:31 PM (8rNrN)

136 "71 Streamed "Hannah and Her Sisters" a few days ago, it's from 1986, and were surprised at how good all the clothes looked."


I streamed Hannah Does Her Sisters.

Posted by: Josh Marshall at January 03, 2017 02:31 PM (OD2ni)

137 Now if I could get back the body I had in 1986 I could really get behind this 80's fashion revival.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The 2017 Bunkers, Panic Rooms, and Bomb Shelters Await You at the Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2017 02:31 PM (hLRSq)

138 What of fingerless Lace Gloves!?

Oh, good lord, don't get me started on that. Pair those with little ankle socks with lace dripping over the sides, and. . .



The Miss Kitty saloon/dancehall girl.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 02:31 PM (E9ede)

139 If this means I get to go back to the '80s for a do-over of the last 35 years, I'm down for it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 03, 2017 02:31 PM (9krrF)

140 >> Shag. All the way down.

Yeah, girls didn't shave those things back then.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 02:32 PM (TppKb)

141 I don't remember most of the 80s but I'm sure no barber offered to trim my eyebrows.
Posted by: DaveA at January 03, 2017 02:29 PM (8J/Te)
******
That's a weird thing about men. My eyebrows have been the same my whole life but for men, theirs grow. And some men get unibrows. I don't think that happens to women. Maybe I'm wrong.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 03, 2017 02:32 PM (6IPEM)

142 Do we get another whole decade of relief after the Worst President Evah?

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2017 02:32 PM (VndSC)

143 the 80's just called. They want the fashion sense back

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 03, 2017 02:32 PM (PNcou)

144 "135 brb hangin' up my cool-ass Nagel prints"


Bring back Chess King!

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 03, 2017 02:32 PM (OD2ni)

145
Huh! What was I doing in the '80's.

Oh! I was in Albuquerque.

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 03, 2017 02:32 PM (pVneD)

146 and now the feed is broken

Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2017 02:32 PM (bpfzP)

147 One thing about the 80s is that women really tried to look pretty and feminine. I'm really tired of baggy clothes, ratty hair, torn pants, and black as the only color. Colorful, skirts, pretty hair, try to look like a girl for once. Some dresses with those lace leggings, something feminine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:32 PM (39g3+)

148 Vans? I thought Ace was a Crocs man.

As for the Zappa album, Lumpy Money.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 03, 2017 02:32 PM (DMUuz)

149 NewsRadio was quite good.

Funny how whenever the horrors of domestic abuse are mentioned, the feminists never can seem to drum up any mention or care that Phil Hartman was killed by his wife.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 02:32 PM (mf5HN)

150 >>>131 >>What the heck are "Vans"?

Sneakers for the skateboard/surfer set:
http://www.vans.com/

...

and for anyone who is AWESOME and needs the perfect accompaniment to a sweet messenger bag

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2017 02:32 PM (8rNrN)

151 And feather earrings.

--

I graduated in '81. And I still remember one of my guy friends wearing a feather earring. It was funny then. It'll be funny now.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 03, 2017 02:33 PM (+FSld)

152 >> Sneakers for the skateboard/surfer set:
>> http://www.vans.com/

And, of course, the Warped Tour, that occasionally puts up some very good bands.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 02:33 PM (TppKb)

153
My daily wear is this:

Levis 505 blue denim jeans, dark stonewash (wear them till faded and/or ripped), a solid colored t-shirt, and Red Wing boots.

I dress like a man...who is ready to either work or kick someone's ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 02:33 PM (xMGpH)

154 80s? Maybe there is hope for Bears fans after all.

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2017 02:33 PM (VndSC)

155 Mullets galore.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 03, 2017 02:33 PM (U6f54)

156 124 West Sided Story is a great movie. Sure it's dated. But it's a great movie.
And Natalie Wood.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2017 02:30 PM (iufJa)

==================

It represents absolutely everything that's wrong with musicals. The songs never add anything to the story, they're almost always complete side shows. The dancing becomes the point instead of the story. Also, they got Shakespeare wrong.

How do you get Shakespeare wrong? By completely missing the point and have Juliet give a speech as she walks away.

It's like a bad action movie that fills the running time with action sequences that add nothing to the story in any way shape or form, but because it's music and dance, people praise it's complete lack of keeping on point. It's a meandering mess of a film.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 02:33 PM (vur0q)

157 Bring back Chess King!

IIRC, Chess King became Structure and eventually Express.

If I go to Wikipedia to check it out, I'll be there all day.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 02:34 PM (u0s1P)

158 Fuzy boots and rock and roll man.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 03, 2017 02:34 PM (jsWA8)

159 115: Stranger Things was really good.

It even has my 80s crush, Mathew Modine.

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at January 03, 2017 02:34 PM (CLKfs)

160 If I am going to rock the 80's look with short mini skirts, I need to get to my 80's weight again. Hmm.

Posted by: IC at January 03, 2017 02:34 PM (a0IVu)

161 My eyebrows have been the same my whole life but for men, theirs grow. And some men get unibrows. I don't think that happens to women.

Womens' seem to get thinner and fade away is all. Men just get hairier period as we age. Hair in places we never had before, for no good reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:34 PM (39g3+)

162 These are vans: "Dude, that was my skull!" (Go watch Fast Times...)

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 03, 2017 02:34 PM (+FSld)

163 I would like my figure from back then back please.


I'd probably just blow it up again. Like the Grand National for that matter.

Posted by: DaveA at January 03, 2017 02:34 PM (8J/Te)

164 Speaking of trigglypuffs, I was watching old clips of Rodney Dangerfield on Carson from the early '80's. Not only did he bum a cigarette off Johnny and light up, he went on a tear telling fat girl jokes and slutty wife one liners. Johnny was laughing. It was hysterical.
You will never see that stuff again.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2017 02:34 PM (iufJa)

165 Damn, if the '80s are coming back then I *really* need to lose 30 lb.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 02:34 PM (TppKb)

166
I do sometimes wear Under Armor t-shirts. But not for the fashion, but because they're TACTICAL.

I don't how, exactly, they are tactical. But they tell me these t-shirts are indeed tactical.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 02:34 PM (xMGpH)

167 So...white guys in the NBA?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 03, 2017 02:34 PM (qJhUV)

168 Buff guys or buff wannabes will be growing out their chest hair again. The Ewok look will be in.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 02:34 PM (s7hQ/)

169 I taped "20 Minute Workout" played it back at high-speed. It only took ten minutes I got a great workout.

Posted by: Vince Tully at January 03, 2017 02:31 PM (7HtZB)


So did I, back in the day. The only part of my body that got worked out was my right wrist.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 03, 2017 02:35 PM (6QnGR)

170 Messenger bag = man purse, or murse

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 02:35 PM (PY9jH)

171 52 https://tinyurl.com/hxwqo4x


36% of Americans now conservative, 25% liberal
Liberal figure has inched up from 17% in 1990s
Conservatives mainly steady, while moderates decline

Posted by: Evilpens at January 03, 2017 02:23 PM (y3aQB)


How many identify as totalitarian socialist?

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2017 02:35 PM (zoehZ)

172 16 CARRIER BATTLE GROUPS

100 FAST ATTACK SUBMARINES

18 ARMY COMBAT DIVISIONS

Yes, bring back the 80s.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2017 02:35 PM (B+qrE)

173 Gnarly

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2017 02:35 PM (2x9LM)

174 Yes, as someone who was just slightly younger than the kids in Stranger Things, I think they really nailed the era.


I'm totally going to start wearing acid-wash jeans with Chuck Taylors and Ocean Pacific t-shirts again. I was just starting to feel midlife crisis-ish but it'll be like 6th grade all over again!

Oh, and remember those stores where you'd drip paint on a t-shirt or sweatshirt, and they'd spin them around in some machine so the paint would swirl out into a cool design? Can't remember what that was called but bring that back too.

Posted by: radar at January 03, 2017 02:35 PM (9wTLC)

175 They're going to do an all-female remake of The Breakfast Club, aren't they?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2017 02:35 PM (p+Wdc)

176 The world need more power ballads sung by hairbands....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 02:35 PM (NOIQH)

177 I liked Vans, especially the laceless ones. As long as people don't do those swatches and the boy makeup stuff. Poison, you rocked but you looked queer as a 3 dollar bill in Harvey Firestein's butt crack.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:35 PM (39g3+)

178 Vans never went out of style. Neither did Chuck Taylors.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (6IPEM)

179
I always wear solid color t-shirts. NO STRIPES. Stripes, whether vertical or horizontal, are for children.

I also never wear t-shirt with words on them. That's stupid. I don't want people to read my clothing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (xMGpH)

180 NewsRadio was quite good.

Funny how whenever the horrors of domestic abuse are mentioned, the feminists never can seem to drum up any mention or care that Phil Hartman was killed by his wife.


Supposedly it was Andy Dick that (re?-)introduced cocaine to Hartman's wife.

He was funny on that show, but in a "feckless shitweasel who's very probably a horrible person IRL" vibe. Though I did like the episode where he was a dentist.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (u0s1P)

181 "Shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things....."

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (JNDQi)

182 Bench clearing hockey brawls!

Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (7HtZB)

183 >> I dress like a man...who is ready to either work or
>> kick someone's ass.

Cargo shorts and Red Wings, down to about 30degF.

The male wardrobe.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (TppKb)

184 It even has my 80s crush, Mathew Modine.
Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at January 03, 2017 02:34 PM (CLKfs)



I knooooowwwww.

My first response was oh my he's aged. My immediate second response was and he's aged well daaaaammmmnnnn.

Screen door, hurricane, etc.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (mf5HN)

185 One thing I hated about '80s fashion: Tight jeans on men. Just no. Plus I had thick legs. Well, thick everything, but especially legs.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (RD7QR)

186 Fashion. Allowing gay people to laugh at the masses behind their back since 1974.

Posted by: Sponge at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (xttKs)

187 Will The Sex Pistols, The Talking Heads and The Clash come in again?
Seriously I can't remember if was into them in the '70s or the '80s.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (s7hQ/)

188 171 How many identify as totalitarian socialist?
Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2017 02:35 PM (zoehZ)

====================

25%. It's right there.

Duh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (vur0q)

189
It's a meandering mess of a film.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 02:33 PM (vur0q)


Leonard Bernstein was a left-wing pseudointellectual prick as well.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (J8/9G)

190 25% liberal

How many identify as totalitarian socialist?


25%

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (B+qrE)

191 ginormous earrings!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 02:18 PM (NOIQH)

I'm with you on all of that but I love big earrings!
drags out my old clothing.
I'm ready!

now if I could lose 20 years .
sigh.

Posted by: willow at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (R7cwD)

192 >>>I'm totally going to start wearing acid-wash jeans with Chuck Taylors and Ocean Pacific t-shirts again

I just looked for OP shirts with the intent to buy but couldn't find any.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (8rNrN)

193 What are Vans?

Dude, seriously.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (ywKik)

194 So did I, back in the day. The only part of my body that got worked out was my right wrist.

HBO was it, had those nude workouts?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (39g3+)

195 >>>Yeah....Demi Moore bushes.<<<

Big unkempt, musky bushes?

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (2Mnv1)

196 >> I also never wear t-shirt with words on them. That's
>> stupid. I don't want people to read my clothing.

I never wear any clothing that advertises something I don't actually spend money to buy.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 02:37 PM (TppKb)

197 If This Is It? I wanna know!!

https://youtu.be/AaTQAaJWW54

Posted by: Huey Lewis at January 03, 2017 02:37 PM (JO9+V)

198
Cargo shorts

Don't get me started on grown men who wear short pants...

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 02:37 PM (xMGpH)

199 Vision Street Wear >>> Vans

Posted by: radar at January 03, 2017 02:37 PM (9wTLC)

200 As long as yoga pants don't go out of style with the hotties, I'll be fine.

Posted by: MacGruber at January 03, 2017 02:37 PM (S+el1)

201 169 I taped "20 Minute Workout" played it back at high-speed. It only took ten minutes I got a great workout.

Posted by: Vince Tully at January 03, 2017 02:31 PM (7HtZB)

So did I, back in the day. The only part of my body that got worked out was my right wrist.

*
*
The only one of the regular girls on that series who had more than 5 minutes of fame was Bess Motta. She played Sarah Connor's roommate in the first 1/2 hour of The Terminator, the foamy-haired little dancerette who gets blown away by the cyborg along with her boyfriend.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 02:37 PM (PLO14)

202 If as the article says Flair is back. Does that mean the Domino's Noid pin I have is now worth big money?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 03, 2017 02:37 PM (aVYsC)

203 Gotta have that Members Only jacket with the pointless epaulettes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:37 PM (39g3+)

204 Hypercolors, bitches!

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at January 03, 2017 02:37 PM (ywKik)

205 I always wear solid color t-shirts. NO STRIPES. Stripes, whether vertical or horizontal, are for children.

Careful, or we Sandmen may "accindentally" shoot you while supposedly hunting Runners.

Posted by: Logan 6 at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (u0s1P)

206 Sharing an unpopular opinion time:

West Side Story is a terrible, terrible movie. I can't stand it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 02:27 PM (vur0q)


It's a lousy musical, too. As is Candide.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (X6fMO)

207 big hair!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (WTSFk)

208 Helmetless hockey players with free-flowing mullets and knee injuries instead of concussions.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (s7hQ/)

209 And speaking of, Steel Panther is having a new album come out eventually.

NSFW of course.

https://youtu.be/H9uXm0-tZ1g

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (cAnNx)

210 For gawd's sake, PLEASE don't let short shorts for men come back. Just DON'T.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (PY9jH)

211 166
I do sometimes wear Under Armor t-shirts. But not for the fashion, but because they're TACTICAL.

I don't how, exactly, they are tactical. But they tell me these t-shirts are indeed tactical.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 02:34 PM (xMGpH)

Tactical = an extra $20 on the price of the shirt.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (RD7QR)

212 I hope cute girls in Dolphin shorts make the 80's comeback.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (xEAGD)

213 Hah.... Muse in the barrel.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (qUNWi)

214 Madonna is acting like a virgin again?

Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (4byLl)

215 No, please, anything but this:

http://tinyurl.com/zuy5bt9

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (6QnGR)

216 >>Cargo shorts
>>
>> Don't get me started on grown men who wear short
>> pants...

Funny, I wore shorts a lot when I was a kid, then of course spent the next forty years in real pants, then when I didn't have to every day any longer, it was back to shorts...

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 02:39 PM (TppKb)

217 Mullets were a 90s thing, not an 80s thing.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 03, 2017 02:39 PM (FQKBL)

218 Cargo shorts

Don't get me started on grown men who wear short pants...

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 02:37 PM

I had the legs for it; very athletic back then.

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 03, 2017 02:39 PM (pVneD)

219 Old and busted: Windows 10
New hotness: MS-DOS

Posted by: General Zod at January 03, 2017 02:39 PM (Bdeb0)

220 181 "Shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things....."
*
*
"Holding Out for a Hero," by Bonnie Tyler: Last truly exciting pop song of the 20th Century.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 02:39 PM (PLO14)

221 Lime green leisure suits.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 02:39 PM (s7hQ/)

222 >> Madonna is acting like a virgin again?

There are doctors who specialize in that.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 02:39 PM (TppKb)

223 one thing I hopethey do not allow back ever are wild cotton balloon type pants on men.

Posted by: willow at January 03, 2017 02:39 PM (R7cwD)

224 Ankle bracelets make even the most unattractive female have some semblance of sexy. Bring them back.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 03, 2017 02:39 PM (c2q/b)

225 202 If as the article says Flair is back.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 03, 2017 02:37 PM (aVYsC)

Wooooo!

Posted by: Nature Boy Ric Flair at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM (7HtZB)

226 Loved my OP corduroy shorts and those Hawaiian print wrap-around shorts...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM (NOIQH)

227 217 Mullets were a 90s thing, not an 80s thing.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 03, 2017 02:39 PM (FQKBL)

You're probably right. Jaromir Jagr started in the 90s.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM (s7hQ/)

228 One thing about the 80s is that women really tried to look pretty and feminine. I'm really tired of baggy clothes, ratty hair, torn pants, and black as the only color.

---

Just after my time. 200 girls in my HS class and 199 wearing jeans and sneakers on any particular day. probably explains my legs/heels fetish.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM (PNcou)

229 Yeah....Demi Moore bushes.

Big unkempt, musky bushes?



Looked like a crotch 'fro.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM (E9ede)

230 >> Madonna is acting like a virgin again?


any active volcanos nearby?

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM (VndSC)

231 Don't get me started on grown men who wear short pants...

There's a line in the IPCRESS File about how American men never look right wearing shorts, but Britons can get away with it.

Come for the spycraft and suspense, stay for the fashion advice. That's what I need in a novel.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM (u0s1P)

232 213 Hah.... Muse in the barrel.
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (qUNWi)


But he has the ability to destroy the evidence.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM (hwOTq)

233
Magnum PI was the only man who had the legs for shorts.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM (xMGpH)

234
The 80's is when Trump really burst onto the scene,coincidence?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM (lKyWE)

235 206 Sharing an unpopular opinion time:

West Side Story is a terrible, terrible movie. I can't stand it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 02:27 PM (vur0q)

It's a lousy musical, too. As is Candide.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (X6fMO)

Bernstein was an asshole, a semi-competent director, and an incompetent composer. But he WAS a reliable lefty, which is why he's famous.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

236 Eh, helmetless hockey was already mostly gone by the '80s. Over half the players wore helmets by the time the rule went into effect in '79. Most 80s teams only had a handful of holdouts like Clark Gillies or Guy Lafleur.

Posted by: radar at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM (9wTLC)

237 KISS with no makeup.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2017 02:41 PM (B+qrE)

238 Don't want to see bicycle shorts make a comeback as workout wear.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 03, 2017 02:41 PM (c2q/b)

239 Ankle bracelets make even the most unattractive female have some semblance of sexy.
___________________________________


But ankle monitors not so much...

Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 02:41 PM (4byLl)

240 Our culture is just plum out of ideas.

Posted by: V the K at January 03, 2017 02:41 PM (O7MnT)

241 One thing about the 80s is that women really tried to look pretty and feminine. I'm really tired of baggy clothes, ratty hair, torn pants, and black as the only color.



Ankle length dresses, hair bows, simple choker.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 02:41 PM (E9ede)

242
As for the Zappa album, Lumpy Money.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Who Needs the Peace Corps
from
We're Only In It For the Money

from the 60's

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2017 02:41 PM (IqV8l)

243 222 All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put THAT hymen together again.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2017 02:41 PM (r/0kC)

244 For gawd's sake, PLEASE don't let short shorts for men come back. Just DON'T.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (PY9jH)ck those little OP shorts! and they would forget their underroos!

Posted by: willow at January 03, 2017 02:41 PM (R7cwD)

245 I do apologize if I get my decades confused, I've experienced a few too many.

But I'm sure we'll go to low fat, rather than Paleo, or ketotonic,

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 02:41 PM (s7hQ/)

246 btw: fashion is dead. has been for 20 years.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 03, 2017 02:41 PM (WTSFk)

247 Gotta have that Members Only jacket with the pointless epaulettes

AoS Style Guide: "shoulder-thingies."

Please.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 02:41 PM (u0s1P)

248 Flair??

STAN
Joanna? Would you come here for a moment, please?

JOANNA
I'm sorry. I was late. I was having lunch.

STAN
I need to talk about your flair.

JOANNA
Really? I have 15 buttons on. I, uh, (shows him

STAN
Well, ok, 15 is minimum, ok?

JOANNA
Ok.

STAN
Now, it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare
minimum. Well, like Brian, for example, has 37 pieces of flair. And a
terrific smile.

JOANNA
Ok. Ok, you want me to wear more?

STAN
Look. Joanna.

JOANNA
Yeah.

STAN
People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, ok? They come to Chotchkie's
for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about.
It's about fun.

JOANNA
Ok. So, more then?

STAN
Look, we want you to express yourself, ok? If you think the bare
minimum is enough, then ok. But some people choose to wear more and we
encourage that, ok? You do want to express yourself, don't you?

JOANNA
Yeah. Yeah.

STAN
Great. Great. That's all I ask.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)

249 I'm not sweating my ass off in long pants in the summer for someone else's benefit.

Posted by: radar at January 03, 2017 02:42 PM (9wTLC)

250 235 Bernstein was an asshole, a semi-competent director, and an incompetent composer. But he WAS a reliable lefty, which is why he's famous.
Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

==================

It really is the only important thing about being an artist, your politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 02:42 PM (vur0q)

251 The article notes that Hollywood is rebooting Dynasty.


Not only that, they're rebooting All int he Family and (gasp!) The Jeffersons which ran from 1975 to '85, and so counts as a "'80s show," despite being an All in the Family spinoff.

So, that's we have finally arrived in American culture. It's the 37th century AD (or whatever it is now), and we're still rebooting The Jeffersons. What next -- The Glenn Campbell Goodtime Hour? Pink Lady and Jeff? The possibilities for unoriginality are endless!

Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 02:42 PM (jBuUi)

252 Jams shorts. Jordache and Chic. Both of those just popped into my mind.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 03, 2017 02:42 PM (uiwCw)

253 224 Ankle bracelets make even the most unattractive female have some semblance of sexy. Bring them back.
*
*
Agreed, but leave us not stop there. Fine gold/silver chains around bare hips and draping across flat sleek stomachs . . .

Ahem. I almost got carried away there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 02:42 PM (PLO14)

254 Ankle bracelets make even the most unattractive female have some semblance of sexy. Bring them back.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 03, 2017 02:39 PM (c2q/b)


I was always partial to chicks that wore bows in their hair.

Posted by: Sponge at January 03, 2017 02:42 PM (xttKs)

255 I'm really tired of baggy clothes, ratty hair, torn pants, and black as the only color.

Well, what you need are some conservative women.

Like the 'ettes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2017 02:42 PM (B+qrE)

256 So, that's we have finally arrived = So, that's WHERE we have finally arrived

Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 02:43 PM (jBuUi)

257 Ankle bracelets make even the most unattractive female have some semblance of sexy. Bring them back.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 03, 2017 02:39 PM (c2q/b)


**shrugs**

To each his own. To me, they scream gum-chewing, truck stop pavement princess.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2017 02:43 PM (X6fMO)

258
You know what I'd love to see go out of fashion?

All this unsightly skin graffiti.

Do these idiots realize this shit is PERMANENT?

Do they realize that ten or twenty years from now they might not want their entire arms to look a pack of Bic pens exploded on them?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 02:43 PM (xMGpH)

259 I'm gonna watch 'Rad' and get my freestyle bike out of the rafters (once Spring comes).

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at January 03, 2017 02:43 PM (ywKik)

260 236 Eh, helmetless hockey was already mostly gone by the '80s. Over half the players wore helmets by the time the rule went into effect in '79. Most 80s teams only had a handful of holdouts like Clark Gillies or Guy Lafleur.
Posted by: radar at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM (9wTLC)

Wrong again? I'm so ashamed. I remember the Montreal Canadiens of the mid- to late 70s being mostly helmet less, the Islanders dynasty was 50/50 if I remember correctly.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 02:43 PM (s7hQ/)

261 >> Don't want to see bicycle shorts make a comeback
>> as workout wear.

They never went away.

As for '80s wardrobe...I still recall Kathy Valentine post-Go-Gos in a leather bustier, giving her a hug, she was a little thing...

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 02:43 PM (TppKb)

262 "159 115: Stranger Things was really good.

It even has my 80s crush, Mathew Modine.
Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable"


IMO, Vision Quest has one of the best soundtracks ever.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 03, 2017 02:43 PM (OD2ni)

263 Hair bows and stockings, skirts and pretty colors. They girls took it a little too far ala Madonna and the hair was teased and moussed out so wide you couldn't walk through a door but still better than modern girls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:43 PM (39g3+)

264 Tonight on Starsearch...

Posted by: Zombie Ed McMahon at January 03, 2017 02:43 PM (VndSC)

265 No one has mentioned crop tops?
Cropped shirts, cropped sweaters....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 02:43 PM (NOIQH)

266 What if it's the 1880's they're talking about? Homespun, taffeta dresses, bustles, slouch hats...

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 03, 2017 02:44 PM (J8/9G)

267 For gawd's sake, PLEASE don't let short shorts for men come back. Just DON'T.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM


What are your views on Speedos?

Posted by: Steele Johnson at January 03, 2017 02:44 PM (DMUuz)

268 I was always partial to chicks that wore bows in their hair.
Posted by: Sponge


#241.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 02:44 PM (E9ede)

269
All the kings horses

The Firm 1986

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2017 02:44 PM (IqV8l)

270 btw, btw: i've said it before on this site, trump is 80's man redux.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 03, 2017 02:44 PM (WTSFk)

271 All this unsightly skin graffiti.

Do these idiots realize this shit is PERMANENT?

Do they realize that ten or twenty years from now they might not want their entire arms to look a pack of Bic pens exploded on them?


Dave Barry had a great line about how the pretty butterfly will eventually become this hideous pterodactyl.

Posted by: Lance McCormick, memory paraphraser at January 03, 2017 02:44 PM (u0s1P)

272 Somewhere MC Hammer is looking to regain his fortune by selling parachute pants.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 02:44 PM (cAnNx)

273 >> It even has my 80s crush, Mathew Modine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OMpd4opoCM

Audio eventually NSFW

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 02:45 PM (TppKb)

274 Cropped shirts, cropped sweaters....

The sweater with the high neck and long sleeves cropped to show off the tummy was the best combination of odd yet attractive I've ever seen. It made no sense but it worked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:45 PM (39g3+)

275 The 80s, huh?

Wasn't that rainbow flag still hanging in the closet back then?

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2017 02:45 PM (VndSC)

276 please no bows on anyone older than 11

Posted by: willow at January 03, 2017 02:45 PM (R7cwD)

277 What are your views on Speedos?




You had best be on the Olympics Swim Team.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 02:45 PM (E9ede)

278 I thought sun dresses were an 80's thing. Love me those too.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 03, 2017 02:45 PM (c2q/b)

279 Clingy knit sweater dresses? WhooHoo!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2017 02:45 PM (JO9+V)

280 236 Eh, helmetless hockey was already mostly gone by the '80s. Over half
the players wore helmets by the time the rule went into effect in '79.
Most 80s teams only had a handful of holdouts like Clark Gillies or Guy
Lafleur.

Posted by: radar at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM (9wTLC)

Craig MacTavish was the last guy. Mid 90's I think.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 03, 2017 02:45 PM (qJhUV)

281 Mullets were a 90s thing, not an 80s thing.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 03, 2017 02:39 PM (FQKBL)




Clearly you didn't go to HS with me.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 03, 2017 02:45 PM (uiwCw)

282
'80's trivia:

Who sang "Joanna," Toto or Kool & the Gang?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 02:45 PM (xMGpH)

283 "Holding Out for a Hero," by Bonnie Tyler: Last truly exciting pop song of the 20th Century.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Duh, it's a Steinman joint.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 03, 2017 02:45 PM (9krrF)

284 244 For gawd's sake, PLEASE don't let short shorts for men come back. Just DON'T.

---

making the NBA great Again!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 03, 2017 02:45 PM (PNcou)

285 What if it's the 1880's they're talking about? Homespun, taffeta dresses, bustles, slouch hats...

When did Gibson Girls come into fashion? Because they looked great!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:45 PM (39g3+)

286 "That goes hand-in-hand with the popularity of Eighties-style trends, such as high-tops, peg legs and denim skirts."

Peg legs? Will parrots-on-the-shoulder and hooks-for-hands also soon be en vogue once again? Avast!

Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 02:45 PM (jBuUi)

287 What if it's the 1880's they're talking about? Homespun, taffeta dresses, bustles, slouch hats...



Guns worn on the outside.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 02:46 PM (E9ede)

288 Ya gonna break out your parachute pants, Ace?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2017 02:46 PM (so+oy)

289 282
'80's trivia:

Who sang "Joanna," Toto or Kool & the Gang?

*
*
Off the top of my (probably pointed) head, Kool & the Gang.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 02:46 PM (PLO14)

290 Shoulder pads on women make one's waist look smaller....I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: Tami at January 03, 2017 02:46 PM (Enq6K)

291 Toto did Rosanna

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2017 02:47 PM (VndSC)

292 So, that's we have finally arrived in American culture. It's the 37th century AD (or whatever it is now), and we're still rebooting The Jeffersons. What next -- The Glenn Campbell Goodtime Hour? Pink Lady and Jeff? The possibilities for unoriginality are endless!

Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 02:42 PM (jBuUi)



When we get to the 25th Century we can reboot Buck Rogers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2017 02:47 PM (493sH)

293 --
230
>> Madonna is acting like a virgin again?





any active volcanos nearby?

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM
------------------------------------------


She'd never jump in it, she'd jump ON it.

Posted by: irright at January 03, 2017 02:47 PM (pMGkg)

294 NHL mandated helmets in like 1979.Anyone that was in the league prior could play without a helmet if they signed a waiver.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2017 02:47 PM (r/0kC)

295 Gibson Girls were 1890s to early 1900s.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 03, 2017 02:47 PM (FQKBL)

296 It was "Rosanna" and it was Toto.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2017 02:47 PM (iufJa)

297 Hording my Air Supply cassettes will finally pay off.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 02:47 PM (qUNWi)

298 For gawd's sake, PLEASE don't let short shorts for men come back. Just DON'T.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM
---------------

Oh gawd. Those OP corduroy shorts.
And the Bike coaches shorts...

Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 02:47 PM (8JEmC)

299 290 Shoulder pads on women make one's waist look smaller....I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: Tami at January 03, 2017 02:46 PM (Enq6K)

And they come in handy for any pick up games of football.

Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2017 02:48 PM (7HtZB)

300
Off the top of my (probably pointed) head, Kool & the Gang.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


and

Toto did Rosanna

Posted by: Roy



Yep.


Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 02:48 PM (xMGpH)

301 please no bows on anyone older than 11

Posted by: willow at January 03, 2017 02:45 PM (R7cwD)


Sorry. Not with you on that one....

Posted by: Sponge at January 03, 2017 02:48 PM (xttKs)

302 Toto did Rosanna

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2017 02:47 PM (VndSC)



Kinky

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2017 02:48 PM (493sH)

303 Gibson Girls were just a little later (1890's) but - ah! - timeless.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 03, 2017 02:48 PM (J8/9G)

304 Speaking of mullets--when was Full House on the air?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 02:48 PM (s7hQ/)

305 As an 85 HS grad, I still have a thing for blue eye shadow..

Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 02:48 PM (4byLl)

306 And the Bike coaches shorts...




The twin sisters? Polly & Esther?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 02:48 PM (E9ede)

307 Bring back 80's Markie Post!

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2017 02:48 PM (r/0kC)

308 Sun dresses never go out of style, with or without a straw hat.

Please God, never let them go out of style.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:49 PM (39g3+)

309 Being the slave to fashion that I am ... think I'll just stick to Wranglers, work boots, and single color or plaid shirts. Got 'em in all the earth tones.

What more could a man need ?

Posted by: SD at January 03, 2017 02:49 PM (07YWD)

310 I'm still dead.

Posted by: Sonny Steelgrave at January 03, 2017 02:49 PM (FArTD)

311 297 Hording my Air Supply cassettes will finally pay off.
Posted by: eleven
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What am i - chopped liver?

Posted by: Christopher Cross at January 03, 2017 02:49 PM (8JEmC)

312 Riddle me this batman...
I just clicked on the emt and started scrolling. I began to see comments that were vaguely familiar, and then comments that were obviously mine , nic and all.

It was art thread from 12/11/16...

How is that possible?
Admittedly I'm on multiple otc medications for cold/flu and have the cotton filled head effect to Eleventy, but can't see how I did that

Posted by: The guy with the hair at January 03, 2017 02:49 PM (wHhk5)

313 The 80s are coming back? We have to get to work inventing AIDS & crack.

Posted by: The CIA at January 03, 2017 02:49 PM (7HtZB)

314 210 For gawd's sake, PLEASE don't let short shorts for men come back. Just DON'T.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (PY9jH)



What do you have against nut huggers

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 02:50 PM (cAnNx)

315 Bring back 80's Markie Post!
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2017 02:48 PM (r/0kC)
__________________________________



THIS! A thousand times this!!!!

Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 02:50 PM (4byLl)

316 Sun dresses never go out of style, with or without a straw hat.

Please God, never let them go out of style.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:49 PM (39g3+)


Dude, wear whatever you want to wear

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2017 02:50 PM (493sH)

317 Bring back the Astro's rainbo uniforms!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2017 02:50 PM (JO9+V)

318 I had a silver barrette shaped like a bow which I wore in my hair in the late 80s. It attracted a lot of positive attention.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 03, 2017 02:50 PM (FQKBL)

319 Don't bring back leg warmers.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2017 02:50 PM (r/0kC)

320 The 80s also had the greatest Bond girl of them all:

Carole Bouquet.

Anyone who disagrees is a filthy commie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2017 02:50 PM (B+qrE)

321 Oh WordPerfect 5.1 DOS how I miss thee.



For gawd's sake, PLEASE don't let short shorts for men come back. Just DON'T.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (PY9jH)



There has to be a happy medium between "shorts" that come down to mid calf and oh look balls.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 02:50 PM (mf5HN)

322 I don't know the 20 minute workout, but I did have Denise Austin's butt workout on VHS. I think I did it once and it made my butt sore.

(Denise is a friend's sister and is still in fabulous shape, and her daughter is even more gorgeous and is doing her own work out stuff now. Makes me feel old!)

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at January 03, 2017 02:50 PM (CLKfs)

323 and for anyone who is AWESOME and needs the perfect accompaniment to a sweet messenger bag
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2017 02:32 PM (8rNrN)

-------------------------------------

I still carry a messenger bag. It's just so much more functional than a briefcase. And you can't bring a briefcase anywhere non business without looking weird. Or like ISIS.

Posted by: Oschisms at January 03, 2017 02:50 PM (ZsN9X)

324 Late for everything,have togobelow to get my digs into MeAgain.

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2017 02:50 PM (5sOEp)

325 Wayfarers have already made a comeback...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 02:50 PM (NOIQH)

326 Dude, wear whatever you want to wear

I always wear a tee shirt under mine, for modesty's sake

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:51 PM (39g3+)

327 They already rebooted Miami Vice (and failed miserably), so nothing to fear there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 03, 2017 02:51 PM (9krrF)

328 "For gawd's sake, PLEASE don't let short shorts for men come back. Just DON'T."
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM

That was 1982 NBA. Not 1985.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 02:51 PM (6gk0M)

329 pretty sure Madonna was conceived without a hymen.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2017 02:51 PM (NnsSp)

330 The Seattle Times says we're all getting pussyhats (link in sig).

Posted by: not the mama at January 03, 2017 02:51 PM (EpAnP)

331 The 80s are coming back? We have to get to work inventing AIDS & crack.

Posted by: The CIA at January 03, 2017 02:49 PM (7HtZB)




zombie Reagan: You want any help with that again?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2017 02:51 PM (493sH)

332 The Islanders were more like 80/20 helmeted. Off the top of my head, Gillies, Nystrom, Gord Lane, maybe Langevin...I'm probably missing someone, but Potvin wore a helmet, Bossy, Trottier, Goring, Morrow, Bourne, Tonelli, Persson....

Posted by: radar at January 03, 2017 02:51 PM (9wTLC)

333 308 Sun dresses never go out of style, with or without a straw hat.

Please God, never let them go out of style.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
---------------

And cowgirl boots.

*swoons

Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 02:51 PM (8JEmC)

334 Wait...didn't they already remake Footloose?
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2017 02:19 PM (g9txO)

And Red Dawn and understood nothing about those films.

Posted by: Ronald Reagan at January 03, 2017 02:51 PM (J70i0)

335 307 Bring back 80's Markie Post!
*
*
And the blonde on Fall Guy, what was her name? Famous poser in bikini in hot tub?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 02:51 PM (PLO14)

336 175 - no, all female remake of Fatal Attraction, including the rabbit

Posted by: the Butcher at January 03, 2017 02:52 PM (AGJqR)

337 There has to be a happy medium between "shorts" that come down to mid calf and oh look balls.



7 to 9 inch inseam. 11 gets to mid calf area. 5 or less gets to balls.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 02:52 PM (E9ede)

338 The 80's are a blur to me.. I hated most of the music.. I had just hit my thirties and I thought the music mostly sucked.

And I was always working a main job and two or three other consulting gigs at the same time. So I had very little time to take in the 80's!

And big hair and bandanas and goofy ass clothes were kinda ridiculous..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2017 02:52 PM (so+oy)

339 When they remake Rambo movies, you know its one of the signs of the apocalypse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:52 PM (39g3+)

340 Guy Lafleur wore a helmet his first 3 seasons.Started having his dominant years after he took it off.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2017 02:52 PM (r/0kC)

341 Heather Thomas

Posted by: irright at January 03, 2017 02:52 PM (pMGkg)

342 And Red Dawn

We're going to pretend that never happened.

As I am sure Chris Hemsworth does.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (B+qrE)

343 I want 1980s Heather Thomas back

Posted by: radar at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (9wTLC)

344 Does this mean I have to learn how to throw to bases?

Posted by: John Lester at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (qJhUV)

345 The 80s also had the greatest Bond girl of them all:

Carole Bouquet.

Anyone who disagrees is a filthy commie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2017 02:50 PM (B+qrE)



The greatest 80s Bond girl was Kristina Wayborn

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (493sH)

346
When's the last time you saw a man wearing SUSPENDERS?

Suspenders are hilarious!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (xMGpH)

347 When did Gibson Girls come into fashion? Because they looked great!

The heyday of the "Gibson Girl" was from the 1890s (especially) through about the beginning of the Great War, when a slimmer fashion in women began to take over.

One of the many models who posed for Gibson was the notorious Evelyn Nesbit, famed as the spark which caused Harry Thaw to put a bullet in Stanford White's brain:

http://tinyurl.com/hqcuzhf

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (X6fMO)

348 My Bologna!

Posted by: The Knack at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (JO9+V)

349 And I guess this means we're finally getting rid of those stupid ankle length skirts?

It's almost like women's clothes are designed by people who are disgusted by the sight of women's bodies these days. Oh, wait...

Posted by: Oschisms at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (ZsN9X)

350 I transcend all fashion trends.

I am still wearing Levi's 501 and cowboy boots (2 pairs elephant and 1 pair smooth ostrich) that I wore in high school in 1986. Leather bomber jacket.

Time for some new pants but the boots are still awesome.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN OUT OF STYLE.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (u/p7K)

351 And the blonde on Fall Guy, what was her name? Famous poser in bikini in hot tub?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 02:51 PM (PLO14)


Heather, something......Thomas, I think.

Posted by: Sponge at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (xttKs)

352 Who Needs the Peace Corps from
We're Only In It For the Money
from the 60's
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2017 02:41 PM


You are correct. And it next appeared on The Best Band You Never Heard in Your Life around 1988.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (DMUuz)

353 Working on getting my pants size back to what it was in the 80s. My nephew has the pants that I saved from back then since the only ones still around are my old BDUs

Posted by: Big V at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (wuhZk)

354 310 I'm still dead.

Posted by: Sonny Steelgrave at January 03, 2017 02:49 PM (FArTD)


No one even *remembers* Starriors.

Posted by: Slaughter Steelgrave at January 03, 2017 02:54 PM (u0s1P)

355 Bring back 80's Markie Post!
Posted by: steevy




Aunt Peg, Seka........

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 02:54 PM (E9ede)

356 Sun dresses never go out of style, with or without a straw hat.

Please God, never let them go out of style.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:49 PM (39g3+)


This. So much this.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 02:54 PM (FYrz1)

357 This belongs here.. now..

https://youtu.be/GYV2LCBU8lo

My Generation Part 2. - Todd Snider

Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 02:54 PM (4byLl)

358 when does the 1940s get another shot? I think i could rock a fedora

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 03, 2017 02:54 PM (PNcou)

359 Do they realize that ten or twenty years from now they might not want their entire arms to look a pack of Bic pens exploded on them?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 02:43 PM (xMGpH)



They look like they rolled around in the funny papers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2017 02:54 PM (SRKgf)

360 12 Please, please, please let the 80's nostalgia not include shoulder pads, sky-high bangs and ginormous earrings!
Posted by: Lizzy

There was a lot of dopey looking stuff in the 80's but my Flock of A Seagulls 'do never went out of style.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 03, 2017 02:54 PM (kfcYC)

361 332 The Islanders were more like 80/20 helmeted. Off the top of my head, Gillies, Nystrom, Gord Lane, maybe Langevin...I'm probably missing someone, but Potvin wore a helmet, Bossy, Trottier, Goring, Morrow, Bourne, Tonelli, Persson....
Posted by: radar at January 03, 2017 02:51 PM (9wTLC)

Hats off! You're memory is much better than mine.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 02:54 PM (s7hQ/)

362 339 Rambo will be played by Ronda Rousey.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2017 02:54 PM (r/0kC)

363 And the blonde on Fall Guy, what was her name? Famous poser in bikini in hot tub?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 02:51 PM (PLO14)



Heather Thomas.


Who is not to be confused with Heather Locklear.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 02:54 PM (mf5HN)

364 When they remake Rambo movies, you know its one of the signs of the apocalypse.

Yeah, but in the Hollywood remake, Rambo will be rescuing prisoners at Guantanamo.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2017 02:54 PM (B+qrE)

365 Ray Bans never went out of style either.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 03, 2017 02:55 PM (6IPEM)

366 Lime green leisure suits.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 02:39 PM (s7hQ/)


I think that was more of a 70s thing.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 03, 2017 02:55 PM (6QnGR)

367 when does the 1940s get another shot?

By the look of the world, any day now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2017 02:55 PM (B+qrE)

368 I'd much prefer 1970 when skirts got real short

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2017 02:55 PM (5sOEp)

369 Great 80s pop

https://youtu.be/XG-3XqcXbbE
https://youtu.be/tjGFQrQ-5cQ
https://youtu.be/xuZA6qiJVfU
https://youtu.be/Swdbv5I6qzc

There was some good music back then, just a lot of awful crap too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (39g3+)

370 Anybody remember FORENZA it was HUGE here in Ohio because of Limited Brands was in Ohio and that's what put Les Wexner on the map.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (dKiJG)

371 International hockey games that mattered.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (s7hQ/)

372 Who is not to be confused with Heather Locklear.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 02:54 PM (mf5HN)


I get them all twisted up in my head.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (FYrz1)

373 Messenger bags are gayer than crocs.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (cAnNx)

374 when does the 1940s get another shot? I think i could rock a fedora




Big band/swing music. Dinner clubs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (E9ede)

375 339 When they remake Rambo movies, you know its one of the signs of the apocalypse.

One of these days I'm gonna read the novel the first Rambo was based on.

And the book Die Hard was based on. And the one Die Hard 2 was based on.

Maybe not the same day.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (u0s1P)

376 ..."So I had very little time to take in the 80's!

And big hair and bandanas and goofy ass clothes were kinda ridiculous..
"
-Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2017 02:52 PM (so+oy)

I want to stab your very soul with my cock until it bleeds upon...

Okay. I can't do that.

...but that was my era.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (6gk0M)

377 I hope they remake the Porsche 911!

Wait...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (pUDQf)

378 232 213 Hah.... Muse in the barrel.
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 02:38 PM (qUNWi)

But he has the ability to destroy the evidence.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 03, 2017 02:40 PM (hwOTq)


What you talking about?

( *moons Barrel* )

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (6QnGR)

379 That's a weird thing about men. My eyebrows have been the same my whole life but for men, theirs grow.

My eyebrows didn't start growing until I got into my 50s - which was about the time hair stylists started cutting them.

Posted by: An Observation at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (ITJ2R)

380 363 And the blonde on Fall Guy, what was her name? Famous poser in bikini in hot tub?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 02:51 PM (PLO14)


Heather Thomas.

Who is not to be confused with Heather Locklear.

*
*
I'm sure the pr0n of those days had lookalikes for them in films like The Ball Guy and B.J. Hooker.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (PLO14)

381 366 Lime green leisure suits.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 02:39 PM (s7hQ/)

I think that was more of a 70s thing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 03, 2017 02:55 PM (6QnGR)

I'm wrong again. I blame too many decades.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (s7hQ/)

382 "332 The Islanders were more like 80/20 helmeted. Off the top of my head, Gillies, Nystrom, Gord Lane, maybe Langevin...I'm probably missing someone, but Potvin wore a helmet, Bossy, Trottier, Goring, Morrow, Bourne, Tonelli, Persson...."


My dad used to call Bossy "that Homo" because of the helmet and avoidance of fights.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (OD2ni)

383 Steel Panther, Party Like Tomorrow is the End of the World

https://youtu.be/roRcksH2_HQ

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (VdICR)

384 Ray Bans got seriously pricey tho. I was looking at getting a pair as a gift for my Dads birthday (he had Laics and not longer needs glasses) And I about went into shock.

Posted by: Big V at January 03, 2017 02:57 PM (wuhZk)

385 302: More 80s trivia- the guy from TOTO had dated Rosanna Arquette and wrote the song for her. I think she dumped him. I know this cuz I met her on Ventura Blvd. in 1982 - a mutual friend (who also had a big crush on her) introduced us and told me the story. I didn't know Toto at the time, and don't know if the song was even out yet, but I was impressed that she was related to Uncle Charlie from Hollywood Squares.

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at January 03, 2017 02:57 PM (CLKfs)

386 Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (493sH)

You, sir, are a filthy commie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2017 02:57 PM (B+qrE)

387 I vaguely remember Forenza, but don't remember it being a big thing. I grew up on the west side of Cleveland.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 03, 2017 02:57 PM (FQKBL)

388 Oh, how soon you forget me.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at January 03, 2017 02:57 PM (u0s1P)

389 Please, please, please let the 80's nostalgia not include shoulder pads, sky-high bangs and ginormous earrings!
Posted by: Lizzy
------------------

What's that Texas saying?
The higher the hair, the closer to God.

Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 02:57 PM (8JEmC)

390 MacTavish of course was the last helmetless player. Others I can think of into the late '80s: Harold Snepsts, Brad Marsh, Randy Carlyle, Ron Duguay, Barry Beck, Rod Langway, Doug Wilson....maybe Willi Plett?

Posted by: radar at January 03, 2017 02:58 PM (9wTLC)

391 I've always wanted to be a Gibson Girl.

If we're going for eras in fashion, The New Look s'il vous plait.


Also, I'm holding out for a reboot of Silk Stalkings. Yes, yes, that's early 90's but hey there hi there Mitzi Kapture.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 02:58 PM (mf5HN)

392 I like ankle length skirts, actually. As long as she's willing to wear a dress, any dress, I give a girl the benefit of the doubt. Even those hippie dippie girls at least have a dress on.

Heather Thomas.
Who is not to be confused with Heather Locklear.


Either one, really. I wouldn't shove them aside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 02:58 PM (39g3+)

393 When is Hee Haw getting a reboot?

Posted by: goodluckduck at January 03, 2017 02:58 PM (BY14p)

394 347
One of the many models who posed for Gibson was the notorious Evelyn Nesbit, famed as the spark which caused Harry Thaw to put a bullet in Stanford White's brain:
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (X6fMO)


Played by Elizabeth McGovern in the 1981 movie "Ragtime".

https://tinyurl.com/heou3rk

*swoons*

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2017 02:58 PM (zoehZ)

395 Who is not to be confused with Heather Locklear.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 02:54 PM (mf5HN)

I get them all twisted up in my head.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


...bunk.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 03, 2017 02:58 PM (9krrF)

396 Just so long as it's late 80's and I can bring my Z Caverici's out of retirement.

Posted by: Scott M at January 03, 2017 02:58 PM (AdBfq)

397 156 124 West Sided Story is a great movie. Sure it's dated. But it's a great movie.
And Natalie Wood.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2017 02:30 PM (iufJa)

==================

It represents absolutely everything that's wrong with musicals. The songs never add anything to the story, they're almost always complete side shows. The dancing becomes the point instead of the story. Also, they got Shakespeare wrong.

How do you get Shakespeare wrong? By completely missing the point and have Juliet give a speech as she walks away.

It's like a bad action movie that fills the running time with action sequences that add nothing to the story in any way shape or form, but because it's music and dance, people praise it's complete lack of keeping on point. It's a meandering mess of a film.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

It invented that classic synchronized crouch walk with the dual elbow-straightening finger snaps. Hilarious.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 03, 2017 02:59 PM (kfcYC)

398 I'm going to be pissed of Yoga pants go out of style.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 03, 2017 02:59 PM (L3YlV)

399 All I wanna do in the middle of he evening is hold you tight...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 02:59 PM (6gk0M)

400 The popular choice for sunglasses in my circle was Varnier's. I hope I'm spelling that correctly. And yes I'm sure I got them in 80s but I'm probably wrong again.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 02:59 PM (s7hQ/)

401 well, the 80s fashion and economy were synonymous. people were dressed to get shit done, not lay around and get their government checks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 03, 2017 02:59 PM (cPsPa)

402 Sheena. Queen of the jungle.

Tanya Roberts. Whew.


And Rebecca De Mornay. Double whew.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 02:59 PM (pUDQf)

403 Does this mean the Death of the Man Bun?

We can only pray.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 03, 2017 02:59 PM (ZM2xo)

404 Jefferson's were better than all in the Family, it was funny and had no really serious episodes.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 02:59 PM (dKiJG)

405 Another '80s moment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPHEAklAr8M

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 02:59 PM (TppKb)

406 Nissan goes back to being Datsun?

Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 02:59 PM (4byLl)

407 Ray Bans got seriously pricey tho.

Yes, but as ZZ Top tells us, you can wear cheap knockoffs and nobody can tell the difference anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:00 PM (39g3+)

408 I get them all twisted up in my head.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (FYrz1)



Oddly enough, so do I!

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 03:00 PM (mf5HN)

409
Wayne Cashman didn't wear a helmet.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:00 PM (xMGpH)

410 Hah....as a little kid who was a Rangers fan on Long Island during the dynasty years, I HATED Bossy, but that guy was amazing. Pure sniper.

Posted by: radar at January 03, 2017 03:00 PM (9wTLC)

411 "power suits and slouchy tailored trousers for office wear, through to
off-the-shoulder looks, activewear and [over-the-top] ruffles"
-------------------------------------

And what about the women?

Posted by: Corona at January 03, 2017 03:00 PM (xVq5B)

412 "Not trying to be rude, but it's "intents and purposes"."

Irregardless, it's all water under the dam at this pointin' time.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt, pickin and a grinnin' at January 03, 2017 03:00 PM (kVX3W)

413 Some great porn stars in the 80's like Hypatia Lee and Ginger Lynn.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2017 03:00 PM (r/0kC)

414 "393 When is Hee Haw getting a reboot?
Posted by: goodluckduck"


Howwdddyyy!!!

Posted by: Zombie Minnie Pearl at January 03, 2017 03:00 PM (OD2ni)

415 400: Vuarnets. I I still have my pair. Definitely from the 80s. And very pricey.

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at January 03, 2017 03:01 PM (CLKfs)

416 Ankle length skirts are the burqa for leg men.

Posted by: Oschisms at January 03, 2017 03:01 PM (ZsN9X)

417 Good, I was spending way too much on landscaping.

Posted by: Big Mooch at January 03, 2017 03:01 PM (HgMAr)

418 Played by Elizabeth McGovern in the 1981 movie "Ragtime".

She's a terrible actress but she was so beautiful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+)

419 When is Hee Haw getting a reboot?

After Green Acres.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 03:01 PM (u0s1P)

420 402 Sheena. Queen of the jungle.

Tanya Roberts. Whew.

*
*
I was a lucky man, then. I was married to a girl who was a dead ringer for Jan Smithers, and her cousin reminded everybody of a Tanya Roberts-in-training.

Ah, the 80s. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 03:01 PM (PLO14)

421 Ginger Lynn?
She was what, 16 or 17?

Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 03:02 PM (4byLl)

422 Let's discuss whether a former president can dis a new one by not attending his inaug.

Because things are atwitter that Bill and H will attend Trump's, whereas I think it's sort of a gimme.

And it's also "news" that W and wife will attend.

BFD.

It would only be "news" if Billy Jeff, with or without Herself, was going to abstain.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 03, 2017 03:02 PM (U6f54)

423 Heather, something......Thomas, I think.
Posted by: Sponge at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (xttKs)

Locklear. Heather Locklear...

Joan Jett and black magic marker eye makeup.

Jelly Shoes.

Posted by: Jen at January 03, 2017 03:02 PM (a2Sj8)

424 "402 Sheena. Queen of the jungle.

Tanya Roberts. Whew."


I recall Sheena was Rated PG for some reason and would be on HBO during the day...

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 03, 2017 03:02 PM (OD2ni)

425 Jeez, what happens to all this stuff if this is all, you know...bullshit?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 03, 2017 03:03 PM (qJhUV)

426 345 The 80s also had the greatest Bond girl of them all:

Carole Bouquet.

Anyone who disagrees is a filthy commie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2017 02:50 PM (B+qrE)



The greatest 80s Bond girl was Kristina Wayborn
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (493sH)

Caroline Munro

Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2017 03:03 PM (7HtZB)

427 That's a weird thing about men. My eyebrows have been the same my whole life but for men, theirs grow.

My eyebrows didn't start growing until I got into my 50s - which was about the time hair stylists started cutting them.



I would gladly go 80's just to see the death of beards and man buns.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 03:03 PM (E9ede)

428 400 The popular choice for sunglasses in my circle was Varnier's. I hope I'm spelling that correctly. And yes I'm sure I got them in 80s but I'm probably wrong again.
Posted by: Northernlurker
---------------

Vuarnet, I believe.
When they got trendy, I moved on to Revo. Very very spendy.

Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 03:03 PM (8JEmC)

429 Varniers - those stupid glacier glasses. Had a pair, damn near got me killed. switched to the ZZ Top, bought-on-the-way-to-the-lake-lose-them-by-the-end-of-the-day kind.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 03, 2017 03:03 PM (u/p7K)

430 421 No,that was Traci Lords.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2017 03:03 PM (r/0kC)

431 "Ginger Lynn?
She was what, 16 or 17?
"
-Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 03:02 PM (4byLl)

You're thinking of Traci Lords.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:03 PM (6gk0M)

432 I recall Sheena was Rated PG for some reason and would be on HBO during the day

Yeah I couldn't get that, after she walked out of the water buck naked and full frontal. This is PG? Is it because its Africa and she gets the "you can show black women naked" escape clause?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:03 PM (39g3+)

433 Dibs on the next Susanna Hoffs.


Losers!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:03 PM (pUDQf)

434 The Swamp Thing with Adrienne Barbeau--the worst movie I couldn't take my eyes off.
And I know I've got this one right because I googled it an everything.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 03:03 PM (s7hQ/)

435 I was hoping the seventies would stage a comeback so I could offload my collection of 8-tracks.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 03, 2017 03:03 PM (7ZVPa)

436 when does the 1940s get another shot? I think i could rock a fedora



Big band/swing music. Dinner clubs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM


Chalk stripe flannel suits.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2017 03:04 PM (p+Wdc)

437 Flash Gordon was also rated PG......I wouldn't let my kids watch it today.....call me a prune///

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 03, 2017 03:04 PM (JNDQi)

438 423 Heather, something......Thomas, I think.
Posted by: Sponge at January 03, 2017 02:53 PM (xttKs)

Locklear. Heather Locklear...

Joan Jett and black magic marker eye makeup.

*
*
That's right, my wife's other cousin looked a lot like Joan Jett with brown hair and less makeup.

I'm ready for the 80s again, man!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 03:04 PM (PLO14)

439
And it's also "news" that W and wife will attend.

Yeah, because, as you know, the Fake News wants people to think Trump is controversial and illegitimate and should be expected to be shunned.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:04 PM (xMGpH)

440 Hair scrunchies. Ponytails pointing every which way. 53 bracelets per arm.

Total chaos.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 03, 2017 03:04 PM (toH8T)

441 Bond Girls? I agree on Carole Bouquet but Maryam D'Abo in The Living Daylights is a very close second.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:05 PM (39g3+)

442 Ginger Lynn in 2014.. Don't look. I'm only posting this because I had to save the rest of you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Lynn


Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 03:05 PM (4byLl)

443 >> My eyebrows didn't start growing until I got into my
>> 50s - which was about the time hair stylists started
>> cutting them.

My 11yo is in desperate fear of growing a unibrow.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 03:05 PM (TppKb)

444 Let's bring back Kangaroo shoes? Remember those, pockets for your shoes.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 03:05 PM (dKiJG)

445 403 Does this mean the Death of the Man Bun?

We can only pray.

-
There was a funny ad over the holidays where a guy is carving a turkey with a laser then swoops over and cuts the man bun of some guy's head.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 03, 2017 03:05 PM (B2Slv)

446 "Ginger Lynn?
She was what, 16 or 17?"
-Posted by: IP

You're thinking of Traci Lords.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)


These days, she'd be considered a late bloomer.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 03, 2017 03:05 PM (9krrF)

447 Leg warmers and stone-washed jeans.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:05 PM (6gk0M)

448 One 80's look I really liked - long calf-length swishy skirts with boots and tunics with big belts. That was practically a uniform for me.

I could pull it off because I had a tiny waist then.

*Looks down*

Now not so tiny.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 03, 2017 03:05 PM (ZM2xo)

449 The introduction of CDs, with the retirement of my massive collection of LPs.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 03:05 PM (s7hQ/)

450 Dibs on the next Susanna Hoffs.

I'll take the original, she's still gorgeous. And Alex-sized.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:06 PM (39g3+)

451 We'll know that SJW-ism is badly wounded when there's a new Mike Hammer movie or TV show.

I just read the "lost" sequel to I, the Jury last weekend, and holy cow, was it fun and triggering in all the good ways.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 03:06 PM (u0s1P)

452 Ginger Lynn in 2014.. Don't look. I'm only posting this because I had to save the rest of you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Lynn


Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 03:05 PM (4byLl)



Wait... did the creature in the picture eat her?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 03:06 PM (FYrz1)

453 "Let's bring back Kangaroo shoes? Remember those, pockets for your shoes."
-Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 03:05 PM (dKiJG)

I had a pair. Ugliest shoes ever produced... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:06 PM (6gk0M)

454 A late afternoon O/T rant:

So, dishwasher was to be delivered between 8:00 and noon today. Placed three (3) calls to Best Buy to find out where it was. Finally get a call back that, "Oh, sorry. Somehow your delivery was cancelled. We'll get it to you on Thursday between 8:00 and noon." This was 5 minutes ago.

I expressed my displeasure.

Then, construction guys were to be here at 8:00 this morning to finish exterior repairs to hurricane damage. They just showed up (3:10 p.m.).

I'm so pissed I have steam coming out of my ears.

/rant

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 03:06 PM (PY9jH)

455 "And it's also "news" that W and wife will attend."


Is W's predecessor attending? That would be hilarious.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 03, 2017 03:06 PM (OD2ni)

456 434 Her topless scene was only supposed to be in the European version but than was on the DVD until some mom saw it and complained.Damn moms.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2017 03:06 PM (r/0kC)

457 I'll take Porn Star Confusion for $500...

Man, I got really old recently.

Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 03:06 PM (4byLl)

458 I'll take the original, she's still gorgeous. And Alex-sized.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:06 PM (39g3+)


snak-pak?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 03:07 PM (FYrz1)

459 Earth Shoes were the worst, in the 70s. Extra wide for your feet so they aren't pinched, its natural! They looked like cartoon feet. Wear them while eating carob and granola.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:07 PM (39g3+)

460 when does the 1940s get another shot?

IIRC, there was a big swing dancing thing here in Austin back in the early 00's. Didn't last long. Zoot suits and 2 tone wing tips aren't cheap I guess, rare/hard to find.

I think what killed the revival was all of the vintage clothing shops ran out of that shit.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 03, 2017 03:07 PM (u/p7K)

461 Yoga pants even showing up at the grocery store probably means they are going out soon, but will miss them as well. As I wrote back in the end of summer it was the thing to do wear for college girls

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2017 03:07 PM (5sOEp)

462 I do not want to mess with Big Hair again. It took me forever to get my hair "just so" in the '80's and I went through lots of mousse....

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM (ZM2xo)

463 413 Some great porn stars in the 80's like Hypatia Lee and Ginger Lynn.

Crystal Breeze..... Candi Evans (pre-implants).....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM (jjaLl)

464 456 Sorry,video tape version,back than,not DVD.I remember renting Excalibur on Beta Max and my mom in the kitchen while Uther raped Egraine.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM (r/0kC)

465 Earth shoes = 80's Crocs

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM (PY9jH)

466 Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182 all those fucking pussies sound like doggie doo.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM (cAnNx)

467 "Jelly" shoes were those plastic basketwork slipper things, right? You could just make out the basic shape of the girl's feet, but no details?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM (PLO14)

468 --
430
421 No,that was Traci Lords.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2017 03:03 PM (r/0kC)

431
"Ginger Lynn?

She was what, 16 or 17?"

-Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 03:02 PM (4byLl)



You're thinking of Traci Lords.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:03 PM
---------------------------------


Are you guys editors for the porn section of wikipedia or something?

Posted by: irright at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM (pMGkg)

469 I've always wanted to be a Gibson Girl.

I can see that and agree. I'd like to be a Gibson Man myself.

You could also be a Harrison Fisher girl:

http://tinyurl.com/zxae9os

Or a Nell Brinkley girl:

http://tinyurl.com/h4vdz7d

And now I must go home.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM (X6fMO)

470 there was a big swing dancing thing here in Austin back in the early 00's. Didn't last long. Zoot suits and 2 tone wing tips aren't cheap I guess, rare/hard to find.

There was here, too, bands like the Cherry Poppin' Daddies, swing music. Great stuff, I love it. Its not easy to dress like that, though. You had to be a gangster even back then to afford it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM (39g3+)

471 Motley Crue and Metallica were gods.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM (6gk0M)

472 IIRC, there was a big swing dancing thing here in Austin back in the early 00's. Didn't last long. Zoot suits and 2 tone wing tips aren't cheap I guess, rare/hard to find.

I think what killed the revival was all of the vintage clothing shops ran out of that shit.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 03, 2017 03:07 PM (u/p7K)



Swing dancing is still pretty big in a lot of places. There's two venues that I know of here in SoCal, and Denver has a decent scene as well. It's mostly confined to college students, however.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 03:09 PM (FYrz1)

473 Well good then I'm way ahead of the curve. Anybody here listen to some old school Pantera? I mean the 1985 "Power Metal" or "I am the Night"?

Before they went super angry in the 90's, Pantera was your standard 80's hair and spandex band but so much better IMO. Dime was taken so early.. so sad

Anyway, I've been listening to 80's music for as long as I've liked music. so that's 30 years or so.

I was wondering if the 80's would make a triumphant return since Trump got the Presidency. There are some similarities musically speaking. Songs were generally happier in the 80's (Stevie Ray Vaughan completely reinvigorated blues too) then the Clinton 90's ushered in total whiny rubbish like Nirvana, and Nine inch Nails, smashing Pumkins... Reagan was an actor, Trump was/is a personality on a TV show and generally loves this country (so it seems anyway) as did Reagan.

Call me crazy but these kinds of connections gives me hope for the future.

Posted by: groovemetal at January 03, 2017 03:09 PM (GZSAO)

474 459 Earth Shoes were the worst, in the 70s. Extra wide for your feet so they aren't pinched, its natural! They looked like cartoon feet. Wear them while eating carob and granola.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:07 PM (39g3+)

Not to mention your toes were elevated slightly above your heels because that was supposed to be better for your posture. It always felt like I was ready to tip backwards.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 03, 2017 03:09 PM (ZM2xo)

475 I remember a minor controversy when a young lady was seen in my conservative, Bible belt community wear jeans ripped across the ass. Showed her cheeks and everything.
So were ripped jeans and 80s or a 90s thing?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 03:09 PM (s7hQ/)

476 Timothy Dalton says "Shaken, not stirred" like a plausible death threat.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at January 03, 2017 03:09 PM (VdICR)

477 468 Ummm...(shifty eyes)

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2017 03:09 PM (r/0kC)

478 "Are you guys editors for the porn section of wikipedia or something?"
-Posted by: irright at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM (pMGkg)

No. We were eighteen and had boners, dude.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:09 PM (6gk0M)

479 The thing that bugs me the most about 80s retro is there was a ton of great music made during the 80s, and almost none of it was popular.

So when you hear the music of the era, it's all the slick, screechy schlock rewarmed, and regurgitated.

Hated it then, still hate it now.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2017 03:09 PM (TOk1P)

480 Keep yoga pants!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 03, 2017 03:10 PM (L3YlV)

481 >> I'll take the original, she's still gorgeous. And Alex-
>> sized.

The Bangs were great when they were a club band, then they had the opportunity to get rich and went Bangles, then you had the "well, *I'm* the face of this outfit" situation.

I can think of five or six other bands that were as good as they were on stage that never went anywhere.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 03:10 PM (TppKb)

482 I wouldn't mind if fun music came back again. The eighties had fun music. No teenage angst bullshit. Just adore Straights and Poison.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:10 PM (pUDQf)

483 471 Motley Crue and Metallica were gods.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM (6gk0M



Nikki Sixx's radio show is pretty good.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 03:10 PM (cAnNx)

484 Smart.

Military.

Blog.

Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at January 03, 2017 03:10 PM (yYUmp)

485 *Dire

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:10 PM (pUDQf)

486 had a pair. Ugliest shoes ever produced... lol.


LOL my Dad worked for them, they were the biggest shoe company at the time.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 03:11 PM (dKiJG)

487 "478 "Are you guys editors for the porn section of wikipedia or something?"
-Posted by: irright at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM (pMGkg)"


I think that's Josh Marshall's job.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 03, 2017 03:11 PM (OD2ni)

488 Earth Shoes were the worst

-
They're OK with the right spices and seasonings.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 03, 2017 03:11 PM (B2Slv)

489 Timothy Dalton says "Shaken, not stirred" like a plausible death threat.

He was the best bond, the most like the books. The guy suffered from lousy writing but he was always top notch.

Swing dancing is still pretty big in a lot of places. There's two venues that I know of here in SoCal, and Denver has a decent scene as well. It's mostly confined to college students, however.

You gotta be young to dance like that. Or take entirely too much cocaine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:11 PM (39g3+)

490 472 IIRC, there was a big swing dancing thing here in Austin back in the early 00's. Didn't last long. Zoot suits and 2 tone wing tips aren't cheap I guess, rare/hard to find.

I think what killed the revival was all of the vintage clothing shops ran out of that shit.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 03, 2017 03:07 PM (u/p7K)

Well, designers could start designing clothes like that again, instead of say, ugly pantsuits for Hill.

Just think, designers were all set to Bring Back The Pantsuit for Spring!! America, we really dodged a bullet.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 03, 2017 03:11 PM (ZM2xo)

491 It was "Rosanna" and it was Toto.

Piano Player for Toto David Paestch was going with Rosanna Arquette the time & wrote it about her

Posted by: Evilpens at January 03, 2017 03:12 PM (y3aQB)

492 Call me crazy but these kinds of connections gives me hope for the future.

There's been studies about how musical trends and movies relate to Presidential terms. Like the gas-guzzling hot rod flicks in the Carter era, or the big business tropes in Reagan's.

Not sure if there's much there there or if it's all specious reasoning and selective bias and stuff, but it's fun to look at.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 03:12 PM (u0s1P)

493 178 Vans never went out of style. Neither did Chuck Taylors.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (6IPEM)


Vans were comfy, but having rubber and suede everywhere did not breathe well at all and led to eventual swamp foot smell.

Chuck Taylor low-tops were pro-tier submarine underway shoes. Thin canvas and a sock full of foot powder was heavenly, plus you could stash them anywhere.

Of course, both led to the hilarious cartoon flappy slappy archless duck feet I have today. Je ne regrette rien.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 03, 2017 03:12 PM (8nWyX)

494
Hated it then, still hate it now.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2017 03:09 PM (TOk1P)


I agree. I had the music production techniques they used, especially that cheesy Fairlight keyboard and that big whooshing gated drum sound that every hit after "In the Air Tonight" had to copy.
The '70's had it all over the '80's in music and production

Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2017 03:12 PM (iufJa)

495 --
478
"Are you guys editors for the porn section of wikipedia or something?"

-Posted by: irright at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM (pMGkg)



No. We were eighteen and had boners, dude.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:09 PM------------
--------------

Heh. I knew it was Lords, too. (class of '86)

Posted by: irright at January 03, 2017 03:13 PM (pMGkg)

496 "Bond Girls? I agree on Carole Bouquet but Maryam D'Abo in The Living Daylights is a very close second."


I heard a rumor that Skip Bayless banged them all. Skip is the man.

Posted by: Totally not Skip Bayless at January 03, 2017 03:13 PM (OD2ni)

497 The Bangs were great when they were a club band, then they had the opportunity to get rich and went Bangles, then you had the "well, *I'm* the face of this outfit" situation.

Yeah sadly Susanna Hoffs went a bit too ego and big star, which killed a really good band with a great sound. But you can understand why, she has a once in a generation face and voice. And those eyes....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:13 PM (39g3+)

498 178 Vans never went out of style. Neither did Chuck Taylors.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 03, 2017 02:36 PM (6IPEM)




well, they may never have gone out of style but they were never in good taste.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 03, 2017 03:13 PM (cPsPa)

499 My buddy told me in '81.

Cuffs. Inch and a quarter.

One inch will be in fashion sometime. Inch and a half will be in fashion the other.

Only fashion I remember from the 80's.

Posted by: Golfman at January 03, 2017 03:13 PM (OUegI)

500 471 Motley Crue and Metallica were gods.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM (6gk0M)

And Vince Neil is now on Celebrity Apprentice

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2017 03:13 PM (2x9LM)

501 "Nikki Sixx's radio show is pretty good."
-Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 03:10 PM (cAnNx)

I've only heard the one hosted by the Twisted Sister dude.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:13 PM (6gk0M)

502 "Mullets were a 90s thing, not an 80s thing."

Negative. Had one from 81-83. And it was gloriously awful.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt, pickin and a grinnin' at January 03, 2017 03:13 PM (kVX3W)

503 I remember building a descrambler for SCIENCE, good old Radio Shack.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 03:13 PM (dKiJG)

504 480 Keep yoga pants!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 03, 2017 03:10 PM (L3YlV



The 90's had girls wearing spandex leggings for pants.

I doubt yoga pants are going anywhere.

Or rather women wearing skintight pants isn't going anywhere.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 03:13 PM (cAnNx)

505 Yes, the music was fun. Donna Summer's "She Works Hard for the Money" -- yeah, yeah, last gasp of disco, but an exciting, energetic song for all that.

Chris de Burgh's "Don't Pay the Ferryman"

Go-Gos, "We Got the Beat"

Bangles, "Walk Like an Egyptian" and "Manic Monday"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 03:14 PM (PLO14)

506
prediction for 2017: Bruce Jenner will stop pretending he's a woman.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:14 PM (xMGpH)

507 You gotta be young to dance like that. Or take entirely too much cocaine.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:11 PM (39g3+)


Yeah, that's why I prefer blues dancing and west-coast swing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 03:14 PM (FYrz1)

508 The '70's had it all over the '80's in music and production

"We Built This City" is just about the (unintentionally) funniest song there is. It's like a parody of itself.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 03:14 PM (u0s1P)

509 Yeah you know the pantsuit was the big fashion statement of 2017, they were going to be everywhere in every color. Clothing by Mao. So many awful ways the Hillary Administration was going to kill America's soul.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:14 PM (39g3+)

510 478 "Are you guys editors for the porn section of wikipedia or something?"

-Posted by: irright at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM (pMGkg)"


I ran a BBS and had a file sharing "freeware" closet/office until 1990.

The latest porn gifs and jpeg files were hot commodities then. One 1.44Mb disk at a time..

Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 03:14 PM (4byLl)

511 Desert boots. Or as we called them Wallabys

Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 03:15 PM (8JEmC)

512 the models really were super, beautiful sexy women. today, they're bony, adolescent blanks.

and the designers had vision and created beautiful clothes (ysl foremost among them). today the clothes are undifferentiated and ghastly. really shocking how bad.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 03, 2017 03:15 PM (WTSFk)

513 Anything that sells more polyester is fine with me.

Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at January 03, 2017 03:15 PM (VFhMt)

514 506
prediction for 2017: Bruce Jenner will stop pretending he's a woman.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:14 PM (xMGpH)

Will his medal of courage be taken away?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 03:15 PM (s7hQ/)

515 Susanna Hoffs and Rebecca De Morney spent way too much time invading my thoughts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:15 PM (pUDQf)

516 Ivanka just bought a house 2 blocks away from SCOAMT

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2017 03:15 PM (2x9LM)

517 Are you guys editors for the porn section of wikipedia or something?
Posted by: irright at January 03, 2017 03:08 PM
This is the way guys are wired

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2017 03:15 PM (5sOEp)

518 502 "Mullets were a 90s thing, not an 80s thing."

Mullets were '80's. Look at any Patrick Swayze '80's movie.

Or old clips of '80's mlb games - Mullet Central.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 03, 2017 03:16 PM (ZM2xo)

519 Ronald Reagan... full-stop.

Dude was awesome.

...to the max.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:16 PM (6gk0M)

520 I need me some slutty mallrats.

Posted by: Mortis at January 03, 2017 03:16 PM (oec/z)

521 And Cindy Damn Crawford.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:16 PM (pUDQf)

522 I was wondering if the 80's would make a triumphant return since Trump got the Presidency.

I read an article someplace this morning weeping that Trump seems to like things from the 80s so we'd probably get a revival. What they miss is that a lot of what happened in the 80s was because Reagan and Thatcher Made Earth Great Again.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2017 03:16 PM (3J/LN)

523 Yes, Toto did "Rosanna," but the song "Joanna" was by Kool and the Gang: https://tinyurl.com/jb7c3pq

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 03:16 PM (PLO14)

524 "The 1980s will be huge--everything from power suits and slouchy tailored trousers for office wear, through to off-the-shoulder looks, activewear and [over-the-top] ruffles," the report stated.
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Shoulder pads?

Posted by: Princess Diana at January 03, 2017 03:16 PM (ZO497)

525 516 Ivanka just bought a house 2 blocks away from SCOAMT

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2017 03:15 PM (2x9LM)

This makes me laugh.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 03, 2017 03:16 PM (ZM2xo)

526 Can't I just be 30 years younger? If I could, I would look a lot better in the hipster, bell bottom pants. If not, then I will stick with my current dowdy wardrobe.

Posted by: ariesWoman at January 03, 2017 03:16 PM (Rx2dv)

527 I had a mullet from '85-'89.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:16 PM (6gk0M)

528 Hair scrunchies. Ponytails pointing every which way. 53 bracelets per arm.

Total chaos.


Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 03, 2017 03:04 PM (toH8T)



MASS HYSTERIA!

Posted by: Venkman at January 03, 2017 03:17 PM (TOk1P)

529 What they miss is that a lot of what happened in the 80s was because Reagan and Thatcher Made Earth Great Again.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2017 03:16 PM (3J/LN)


A certain Pole with a silly hat was the third part of that triumvirate; credit is due.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 03, 2017 03:17 PM (8nWyX)

530 Next year, mullets will be Yuge.

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2017 03:17 PM (VndSC)

531
Anyone remember those dress shirts from the '80's with the short collars and the short gold chain that went across to join the ends of the collars? (I don't know a better way to describe them, soorry.)

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:18 PM (xMGpH)

532 At least Ace now knows the age group of his readership. Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:18 PM (pUDQf)

533 Anything that sells more polyester is fine with me.
Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes
---------

Astroturf?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2017 03:18 PM (ZO497)

534 even funnier, Ivanka bought while obama is renting.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 03, 2017 03:18 PM (cPsPa)

535 There were mullets in late 80s but I think they were a cultural thing mostly in the 90s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:18 PM (39g3+)

536 I read an article someplace this morning weeping that Trump seems to like things from the 80s so we'd probably get a revival. What they miss is that a lot of what happened in the 80s was because Reagan and Thatcher Made Earth Great Again.

Trump and May are gonna hold a press conference where they'll tear off their masks to reveal an ageless Reagan and Thatcher.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 03:18 PM (FYrz1)

537 I was wondering if the 80's would make a triumphant return since Trump got the Presidency.
---------------------------
I read an article someplace this morning weeping that Trump seems to like things from the 80s so we'd probably get a revival. What they miss is that a lot of what happened in the 80s was because Reagan and Thatcher Made Earth Great Again.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2017 03:16 PM (3J/LN)



Trump doesn't like ALL things from the 80s...

Posted by: Spy Magazine at January 03, 2017 03:18 PM (TOk1P)

538 Vans never went out of style.

*nods*

Posted by: Krieger, behind the wheel of Permvanent Waves at January 03, 2017 03:18 PM (2WoCi)

539 531
Anyone remember those dress shirts from the '80's with the short collars and the short gold chain that went across to join the ends of the collars? (I don't know a better way to describe them, soorry.)
Posted by: Soothsayer

always just called them "gay"

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2017 03:18 PM (VndSC)

540 And blue suede Pumas. I HAD to have a pair of blue suede Pumas.
Mom balked at $35 and made me buy them myself.

Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 03:19 PM (8JEmC)

541
Often times these dress shirts would be pinstriped except for having solid white cuffs and collars.

Patriots owner Bob Kraft is the only one in the world who still wears these dress shirts.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:19 PM (xMGpH)

542 531
Anyone remember those dress shirts from the '80's with the short collars and the short gold chain that went across to join the ends of the collars? (I don't know a better way to describe them, soorry.)

*
*
Collar pins, I think. Popular in the Thirties too, and to a degree in the Sixties; look at Jack Lemmon in The Apartment for an example.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 03:19 PM (PLO14)

543 And Cindy Damn Crawford.

I had a poster of her all through high school, alongside the required Countach.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2017 03:19 PM (3J/LN)

544 LOL me and my brother ran a BBS and that's how I found my first anime club and you could rent anime from them.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 03:19 PM (dKiJG)

545 -
A certain Pole with a silly hat was the third part of that triumvirate; credit is due.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 03, 2017 03:17 PM
------------

What's wrong with my hat?

Posted by: Lech Walesa at January 03, 2017 03:19 PM (pMGkg)

546 Mullets have been replaced by skullets.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 03:19 PM (s7hQ/)

547 SCOAMT's


http://tinyurl.com/he2mzr3


Ivanka's


http://tinyurl.com/httespp

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2017 03:19 PM (2x9LM)

548 Hair scrunchies. Ponytails pointing every which way. 53 bracelets per arm.

Total chaos.


Posted by: Mortimer
-----------

Everytime I saw a side-mount ponytail, I thought, "WTF?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2017 03:19 PM (ZO497)

549 My first concert was Motley Crue, Theater of Pain. I remember I couldn't hear at school the next day because my ears were still ringing.......

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 03, 2017 03:19 PM (JNDQi)

550 I like canvas tennis shoes, that's all I ever think of to this day when someone says the term. What they're putting out today under the category is unrecognizable space suit stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+)

551 Vans never went out of style.
____________________________________


Nope... Only the candy changed..

Posted by: Creepy satanic kid stealing human traficing psyco at January 03, 2017 03:20 PM (4byLl)

552 those dress shirts from the '80's with the short collars and the short gold chain that went across to join the ends of the collars? (I don't know a better way to describe them, soorry.)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:18 PM (xMGpH)




you mean something similar to a collar bar?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 03, 2017 03:20 PM (cPsPa)

553 Just read about the accidental shooting death of Michael D. Harmon, a conservative columnist at the Portland Press Herald. Apparently the gun went off while he was showing it to a teenage visitor.

Liberals are ecstatic in their mocking.

I'm just shaking my head, wondering, "WTF?"

Assuming the press report is true (I know, I know it's a big-ass assumption!), there was obviously a serious violation of BASIC gun safety somewhere.

So, I'm more pissed at the stupidity, than anything.

And, to get with the topic of the post, and because I said 'big-ass', a female with a plump behind and big hair is fine with me!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 03, 2017 03:20 PM (8iiMU)

554 Please no shoulder pads.

I remember washing cotton sweaters in the '80's and ending up with shoulder pads that had lost their shapes. You'd end up looking like you had some weird growths on your shoulders and if you cut out the pads, the sweater wouldn't fit right.

Sweater dresses, however, were quite cool. I remember a black cashmere one I had that was the best little black dress I ever owned.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 03, 2017 03:20 PM (ZM2xo)

555 I remember mullets being a thing when my daughters were little, in the 90s. Was the hair super short in front in the 80s?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 03, 2017 03:20 PM (FQKBL)

556 My favorite swing dance form is Balboa from SoCal

Posted by: goodluckduck at January 03, 2017 03:20 PM (BY14p)

557 Ralph Lauren is still fashionable. I liked the preppy look.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 03, 2017 03:20 PM (6IPEM)

558 Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2017 03:19 PM (3J/LN)


Her and Farrah Fawcet. That poster of Farrah turned me from boy to man.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:20 PM (pUDQf)

559 Does this mean I have to get back in the closet again?
Oh my!!!

Posted by: Annoying Gay Asian Star Trek Guy at January 03, 2017 03:20 PM (qJhUV)

560 Heterosexual guys in leather pants.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 03:20 PM (s7hQ/)

561 "We Built this City" was truly the worst song of the '80's. And the lyrics were written by Bernie Taupin. When he handed them to Elton John, he probably threw them back in his face and said, "I'm not putting music to this shite!!"
That's how the Starship got to record it....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2017 03:21 PM (iufJa)

562 Never could grow a mullet, I started to lose my hair at 18.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 03:21 PM (dKiJG)

563 Def Leppard still rocks.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:21 PM (6gk0M)

564
Nod

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:21 PM (xMGpH)

565 511 Desert boots. Or as we called them Wallabys

-
Watch me wallabies feed, mate
Watch me wallabies feed,
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me wallabies feed
Altogether now!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 03, 2017 03:22 PM (B2Slv)

566 531

Anyone remember those dress shirts from the '80's with the short
collars and the short gold chain that went across to join the ends of
the collars? (I don't know a better way to describe them, soorry.)

Posted by: Soothsayer


++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Fag shirts? Or were they fag blouses?

Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 03, 2017 03:22 PM (u/p7K)

567 Black concert t-shirts!

Posted by: L, Elle at January 03, 2017 03:22 PM (6IPEM)

568 Over the top ruffles?? I don't wanna be a pirate ..!

Posted by: runner at January 03, 2017 03:22 PM (c6/9Q)

569 Sharing an unpopular opinion time:

West Side Story is a terrible, terrible movie. I can't stand it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 02:27 PM (vur0q)

What do you have against synchronized finger snapping?

Posted by: Killerdog at January 03, 2017 03:22 PM (YUeWJ)

570 "We Built this City" was truly the worst song of the '80's. And the lyrics were written by Bernie Taupin. When he handed them to Elton John, he probably threw them back in his face and said, "I'm not putting music to this shite!!"
That's how the Starship got to record it....


Another great-bad song is "MacArthur Park." So over-wrought and ridiculous.

And "Total Eclipse of the Heart," but I think that one makes it work.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 03:23 PM (u0s1P)

571 Nood

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 03, 2017 03:23 PM (4df7R)

572 Metal up your ass.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:23 PM (6gk0M)

573 I didn't care for preppies, they were jerks but the look was good. Except the popped collar izod thing. That was just wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:23 PM (39g3+)

574 What's wrong with my hat?
Posted by: Lech Walesa at January 03, 2017 03:19 PM (pMGkg)


I was thinking of one Karol Wojtyla, but yeah, I suppose he wasn't the only notable Pole of the era.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 03, 2017 03:23 PM (8nWyX)

575 I didn't care for preppies, they were jerks but the look was good. Except the popped collar izod thing. That was just wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:23 PM (39g3+)




you could not pop the collars on izod shirts, they were too long, only on polo shirts.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 03, 2017 03:25 PM (cPsPa)

576 ... and hopefully we'll see an end to spread collars that remorselessly reveal every flawed tie knot.

spread collars gained ascendency in the '90s from formal wear and then as an indicator of bespoke shirts. now every low reporter wears one looking like his head's on a pike, knot askew, class pretensions blaring. it really is a bit much.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 03, 2017 03:25 PM (WTSFk)

577 Ivanka just bought a house 2 blocks away from SCOAMT

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2017 03:15 PM (2x9LM)


And she will walk by with the implied "This is what a smart, stylish, feminine, powerful woman looks like" aura spreading all around her.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The 2017 Bunkers, Panic Rooms, and Bomb Shelters Await You at the Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2017 03:25 PM (hLRSq)

578 Everytime I saw a side-mount ponytail, I thought, "WTF?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2017 03:19 PM (ZO497)



Better to pull on then ears.

I'll just see myself out.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 03:25 PM (mf5HN)

579 "We Built this City" was truly the worst song of the '80's.

That's media-manufactured bullshit. There are far, far worse songs from the 80s, like that anti-war n-n-n-n-nineteen one.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2017 03:26 PM (3J/LN)

580 --
I was thinking of one Karol Wojtyla, but yeah, I suppose he wasn't the only notable Pole of the era.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 03, 2017 03:23 PM
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Yeah, I was just being a smartass.

Posted by: irright at January 03, 2017 03:26 PM (pMGkg)

581 Better to pull on then ears.

I'll just see myself out.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 03:25 PM (mf5HN)


No, no. With comments like that pull up a chair and beer.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 03:27 PM (FYrz1)

582 I wore the popped collar every now and then. Gray corduroy and a "popped" pink shirt.

I was one cool motherfucker.

I also played soccer, so suck my dick. (*defensive*, awaits those remarks from unmanly fags.)

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:27 PM (6gk0M)

583 Just read about the accidental shooting death of Michael D. Harmon, a conservative columnist at the Portland Press Herald. Apparently the gun went off while he was showing it to a teenage visitor.

Liberals are ecstatic in their mocking.

I'm just shaking my head, wondering, "WTF?"

Assuming the press report is true (I know, I know it's a big-ass assumption!), there was obviously a serious violation of BASIC gun safety somewhere.

So, I'm more pissed at the stupidity, than anything.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 03, 2017 03:20 PM (8iiMU)


The article this morning said the kid was handling it when it "went off."

Now, you don't hand a loaded weapon to somebody who has no idea how to handle it, nor do you stand down range... but this is standard pet peeve material:

THE GUN DID NOT "GO OFF!" Somebody put a finger on the trigger and squeezed.

I am wondering though... is there more to the story. Maybe a not-so-accidental discharge??

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2017 03:27 PM (TOk1P)

584 knot askew, class pretensions blaring. it really is a bit much.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
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Every time I see that, I ask myself; "Does anyone look at these guys before they go on camera?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2017 03:27 PM (NBHj5)

585 Wojcek Jaruzelski.


Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 03, 2017 03:27 PM (u/p7K)

586 hopefully we'll see an end to spread collars that remorselessly reveal every flawed tie knot.

spread collars gained ascendency in the '90s from formal wear and then as an indicator of bespoke shirts. now every low reporter wears one looking like his head's on a pike, knot askew, class pretensions blaring. it really is a bit much.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 03, 2017 03:25 PM (WTSFk)




shirt collars never go away they simply wax and wane in popularity.

really offensive is 70 style huge collars and wide ties that were like silk bibs.

everyone wearing 60s style skinny lapels and ties is irritating.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 03, 2017 03:28 PM (cPsPa)

587 Oh, I do hope big hair comes back in style. Because I've got big hair regardless of what's "in," so I haven't been in style since the 80s.

Would love some 80s-type clothes too, some, not all, and oh yes, may I please have my 80s figure back thank you very much.

Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2017 03:29 PM (sBOL1)

588 I also played soccer, so suck my dick. (*defensive*, awaits those remarks from unmanly fags.)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:27 PM (6gk0M)


I've never heard this game you speak of. Soccer? Too busy playing manly football and manly baseball.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:29 PM (pUDQf)

589 I saw Bespoke open for Custom Made, 1979, Indianapolis Auditorium.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2017 03:29 PM (NBHj5)

590 THE GUN DID NOT "GO OFF!" Somebody put a finger on the trigger and squeezed.

Like the headlines about the killer truck. Preeeetttty sure it had a driver who was, you know, driving it.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (u0s1P)

591 "I've never heard this game you speak of. Soccer? Too busy playing manly football and manly baseball."
-Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:29 PM (pUDQf)

Played both.

-Was better than you at each.

-COME AT ME, BRO! ...lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (6gk0M)

592 Now, you don't hand a loaded weapon to somebody who has no idea how to handle it, nor do you stand down range... but this is standard pet peeve material:

THE GUN DID NOT "GO OFF!" Somebody put a finger on the trigger and squeezed.

I am wondering though... is there more to the story. Maybe a not-so-accidental discharge??


Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2017 03:27 PM (TOk1P)



I'm not a gun guy. But to me something like the mantra of "treat every gun like its loaded" means don't stand in front of someone so the barrel can point at you.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (cAnNx)

593 582 I wore the popped collar every now and then. Gray corduroy and a "popped" pink shirt.

I was one cool motherfucker
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Did you wear two at a time, too?
While I went with it, the pink & green thing always confused me.

Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 03:31 PM (8JEmC)

594
-COME AT ME, BRO! ...lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (6gk0M)


Do you even lift, Brah?? Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:31 PM (pUDQf)

595 I'm not a gun guy. But to me something like the
mantra of "treat every gun like its loaded" means don't stand in front
of someone so the barrel can point at you.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (cAnNx)

YES! Like, "duh".

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 03, 2017 03:32 PM (8iiMU)

596 >

Not to be mean to Ace here, but this news is several years old at this point. Vans made their resurgence years and years ago.

Posted by: Vyceroy at January 03, 2017 03:33 PM (Xylma)

597 I spent a big chunk of the '80s in Utah, going to Catholic school. My fashion choices were white or blue Oxford. Same as this morning.

Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2017 03:33 PM (G4H/t)

598 I'm not a gun guy. But to me something like the mantra of "treat every gun like its loaded" means don't stand in front of someone so the barrel can point at you.
Posted by: buzzion
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I thought it was a given that you never hand off a loaded weapon.

Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 03:33 PM (8JEmC)

599 You never ever hand someone a loaded weapon. You hand them an unloaded weapon with the slide or cylinder open. They load it themselves. Unless your in a gun fight.

Someone didn't take the responsibility seriously.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:34 PM (pUDQf)

600 Actually, I couldn't throw over 70MPH and I couldn't hit a curveball. I was "quick", but not fast, so football was out, as far as college was concerned.

When we played in the backyard, the phrase I heard most was, "Why you gotta hit so hard?"

...so I played safety and enjoyed screwing-up your day.

Still... not fast enough to play college.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:34 PM (6gk0M)

601 Oh... NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:37 PM (6gk0M)

602 I never really paid much attention to clothes/ shoes, but I don't know if I've ever heard of Vans. Was it a regional thing back then?

Posted by: irright at January 03, 2017 03:39 PM (pMGkg)

603 I'm cool with that provided it's the fabulous Prince/Michael Jackson/Grace Jones 80's fashion, and not the "Full House" 80's fashion.

But I'm guessing It'll be the "ironic" Full House 80's fashion.

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (cfjq1)

604 Fogerty did tell me that they can't dance I guess, but I never knew what he meant.

Posted by: irright at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (pMGkg)

605 602 I never really paid much attention to clothes/ shoes, but I don't know if I've ever heard of Vans. Was it a regional thing back then?
Posted by: irright at January 03, 2017 03:39 PM (pMGkg)


Vans were skateboarding shoes, gum rubber soles and suede uppers with rubber under the suede for protection against abrasion wear. Once they got their cachet, they probably branched out into less utilitarian and more fashion design like every other clothing company.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 03, 2017 03:45 PM (8nWyX)

606 Oh, good. I bought my Vans at Rack Room shoes for a lot less last year. Didn't know they were trendy, just liked them.

Posted by: LindaF at January 03, 2017 03:45 PM (WdaSM)

607 576 ... and hopefully we'll see an end to spread collars that remorselessly reveal every flawed tie knot.

spread collars gained ascendency in the '90s from formal wear and then as an indicator of bespoke shirts. now every low reporter wears one looking like his head's on a pike, knot askew, class pretensions blaring. it really is a bit much.

*
*
Not to mention that "tight suit that looks like it belongs to the wearer's younger brother" look, with the tie showing like a pointed penis below the suit coat. "Hey, people, look at Cary Grant. That's what you should copy. Now go."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 03:48 PM (PLO14)

608 135
brb hangin' up my cool-ass Nagel prints

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2017 02:31 PM (8rNrN)


I never took down my Brian Davis ones....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (EzgxV)

609 Rebecca De Mornay - not only hotter than a firecracker but really a talented actress - with a good singing voice too.

Let us also remember the Dancer in the Rosanna video: Cynthia Rhodes. Flashdance, Staying Alive, (Travolta's girl friend Jackie - the singer), Dirty Dancing.

Posted by: An Observation at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (ITJ2R)

610 I would also like to see rainbows and unicorns again on t-shirts and clothing. Also, ribbon barrettes that were all the rage when I was in middle school a la "Xanadu."

Posted by: K-E at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (F6yoX)

611 534
even funnier, Ivanka bought while obama is renting.


well YEAH

When you rent you dont't have to fix shit, which implies knowing shit.. and they DON'T


Posted by: groovemetal at January 03, 2017 03:51 PM (GZSAO)

612 I wish I could say that "nothing comes between me and my Calvin's" but I sure need that Spanx underwear to pull off tight jeans

Posted by: ariesWoman at January 03, 2017 03:52 PM (Rx2dv)

613 I do think Vans were mostly a West Coast thing, yes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 04:04 PM (39g3+)

614 Women are still gonna trim their cooters....right??

Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 03, 2017 04:09 PM (n3hky)

615 Since I was never of a trend chaser in the 80s, I suspect nothing much will change with me on this front.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 03, 2017 04:24 PM (vZuaP)

616 I don't know about y'all, but I am not going peg leg. wut?

I just dress the way I always dress: classics. Don't give a wet shart about trends (I read about McCaint doing a wet shart and burning up an aircraft carrier yesterday). He is such an arsehole. Can't believe I voted for that senile warmonger.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 03, 2017 04:29 PM (fq4ih)

617 Paul Ryan: liar or lunatic?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 03, 2017 04:31 PM (BHMfA)

618 Bro, Vans never really went away, I've been buying them for years. Check out the "Pro" models, they come with a real insole.

Posted by: Jaybee at January 03, 2017 05:49 PM (O3uss)

619 "Vans resusitated"? when did they die off? I've been wearing them for years, they are "skateboarding" shoes, flat, wide and comfortable. I usually get them at the local Discount Shoes place next to Toy R Us. Cost in the $30s. Never noticed they went out of business, what have I been buying, old remainders?

Posted by: docweasel at January 04, 2017 12:36 AM (VoiAy)

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