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Wisconsin Re-Certifies Trump as Winner; Trump Gained 131 Net Votes in Recount

Dang, these Russkies are good!

Wisconsin's historic presidential recount ended Monday and resulted in a net gain of 131 votes for President-elect Donald Trump over Democrat Hillary Clinton, the Wisconsin Elections Commission.

The recount resulted in a net change of 1,769 additional votes being counted, or 0.06 percent of the 2.975 million total ballot. The last statewide recount in a 2011 Supreme Court race added an extra 1,233 votes out of 1.5 million ballots.

Trump gained 837 votes from the recount and Clinton gained 706 votes. Trump won the state by 22,308 votes.

So that about wraps it up.

Except for the implausible Faithless Elector scenario, in which... nothing happens, and if something does happen, the vote goes to the House of Representatives, controlled by Republicans. (Yes it's on a state by state basis, but Republicans have majorities in a majority of state delegations.)


Posted by: Ace at 04:48 PM




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1 Ha! I hope Jill wasted all of her $7 million....

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at December 12, 2016 04:49 PM (/5WQL)

2 Russki vodka, FTW.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2016 04:49 PM (a0IVu)

3 Ha! I hope Jill wasted all of her $7 million....
___
If you count me new house and car as waste then...sure!

Posted by: Jill Stein at December 12, 2016 04:50 PM (X7E8f)

4 One guess as to the amount of leftists screaming about "Disenfranchisement" of voters if they suddenly manage to flip 37 electors.

Not one bit, no doubt.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2016 04:50 PM (J+l9K)

5 Ruskie vote hacking:

https://youtu.be/AtFmw2aaZ84?t=1m5s


Posted by: Kristophr at December 12, 2016 04:51 PM (jLXo8)

6 4 One guess as to the amount of leftists screaming about "Disenfranchisement" of voters if they suddenly manage to flip 37 electors.

Not one bit, no doubt.
Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2016 04:50 PM (J+l9K)

=====================

They just need to move away from California, but that would involve living with the Other, you know, those people who other other people?

They're scum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 12, 2016 04:51 PM (kisKf)

7 This proves Nothing!

The Russians hacked the machines and Wisconsin never even looked!

Posted by: The New Narrative for Tomorrow at December 12, 2016 04:51 PM (Rtl0g)

8 Cue up the fanfare

https://youtu.be/VKV5LVSn_qU

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 12, 2016 04:52 PM (FK9xi)

9 What, there were not 50,000 votes found in a trunk in Milwaukee or Madison?

The Democrats have to up their game next time.

The cheating, lying and corruption just isn't what it used to be.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at December 12, 2016 04:52 PM (RFeQD)

10 Now it goes to FL if they allow it. And MI. But they would still need one more State since the Fed Black Robe in PA has crushed them there.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2016 04:52 PM (mpXpK)

11 7 This proves Nothing!

The Russians hacked the machines and Wisconsin never even looked!
Posted by: The New Narrative for Tomorrow at December 12, 2016 04:51 PM (Rtl0g)

==================

All while remotely connecting to machines that don't connect to anything outside the individual polling place.

Because that's what the movies told me could happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 12, 2016 04:52 PM (kisKf)

12 Russians were walking around with floppy dicks!
Jill Stein

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2016 04:53 PM (r/0kC)

13 9 What, there were not 50,000 votes found in a trunk in Milwaukee or Madison?

The Democrats have to up their game next time.

The cheating, lying and corruption just isn't what it used to be.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at December 12, 2016 04:52 PM (RFeQD)

=======================

Moderate levels of voter integrity policies will do that to ya.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 12, 2016 04:53 PM (kisKf)

14 I can only continue to fight with YOUR generous help! I'm doing this for you! Next stop, Texas!

Posted by: Dr. Jill Stein at December 12, 2016 04:53 PM (qJhUV)

15 Watching Hillary lose twice, priceless.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2016 04:53 PM (XkxK0)

16 The Russkies hacked the recount!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2016 04:53 PM (zc3Db)

17 On Wisconsin!


As of Saturday night, Hillary was up by 25 due to about 179 ballots found in Dane County (Madison) which gave her a recount lead. I'd like to see a breakdown by county as to recount variations. I'm sure it's out there somewhere.


I'm glad I wasn't disenfranchised by Jill Stein.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 12, 2016 04:53 PM (dFi94)

18 I wish that The JEF killed dem party here in Massachusetts, but they're stronger than ever.

Posted by: Carol at December 12, 2016 04:54 PM (sj3Ax)

19 The dems expected to need only ten or twenty thousand fraudulent votes per state.

They underestimated the fraud needed.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 12, 2016 04:54 PM (7ZVPa)

20 The Dems will need to demand that voters wear tinfoil hats to prevent the Russian orbital mind control lasers from stealing the elections.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 12, 2016 04:54 PM (jLXo8)

21 Wisconsin has long had a reputation for the cleanest elections of any one of our 57 states.

/s

Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2016 04:54 PM (6kzAH)

22 Jill Stein just needs to go away already - she is getting old and tiresome.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2016 04:54 PM (a0IVu)

23 Pop!

Pop!

Pop!

That's the sound of every liberal dream and last-ditch fantasy popping like drifting soap bubbles in a hailstorm of lead bullets from the onrushing A-10 Thunderbolt known as "reality."

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2016 04:54 PM (jBuUi)

24 Mark Steyn made a pungent comment about this the other day.

It seems the Democrats are unable to accept the peaceful transition of power following an election.

There is a word for this, and I am interested if the party leadership of the Democrats is going there.

May we all live in interesting times.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at December 12, 2016 04:54 PM (RFeQD)

25 Clarification: Hillary wasn't up by 25. I mean she had gained a net total of 25 recount votes. The 22,000 lead for Trump was never in question.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 12, 2016 04:54 PM (dFi94)

26 ???
ppffffffffft. *cough*cough*

Posted by: Gary Johnson at December 12, 2016 04:54 PM (2WITp)

27
1 Ha! I hope Jill wasted all of her $7 million....

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at December 12, 2016 04:49 PM (/5WQL)






She didn't even pony up the $100k deposit on the MI recount (I think it was MI) before it was squashed by the judge.

Somehow I'm thinking there's a brand new dacha in Stein's future.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2016 04:55 PM (LuZz8)

28 What really happened was that there was indeed hacking of votes... but the Hillary camp focused on Ohio and Florida, because she had Pennsylvania and Wisconsin in the bag. I bet if they examined North Carolina, Ohio, and Florida they'd find vote fraud galore.

In fact, I know this because Hillary's suing to stop recounts in North Carolina. What does she have to hide?

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2016 04:55 PM (J+l9K)

29 Those extra votes are in a warehouse somewhere, probably next to the 10,000 copies of Newsweek's special "Madam President" cover edition.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 12, 2016 04:55 PM (01ZnU)

30 I blame BUSH!!! RUSSIA!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2016 04:55 PM (3hIZX)

31 P.S.

Just ask any Marine corpseman.

Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2016 04:55 PM (6kzAH)

32 22 Jill Stein just needs to go away already - she is getting old and tiresome.
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2016 04:54 PM (a0IVu)

=====================

Why say that?

She's single handedly:

Strengthening voter laws in MI.
Draining progressives with money of their money.
Solidifying the fact that Trump actually won the three states in question.

We need to keep her around for longer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 12, 2016 04:55 PM (kisKf)

33 I thought for sure I could make up the 1.3 million plus votes I needed to win Wisconsin. Something's fishy.

Posted by: Jill Stein at December 12, 2016 04:55 PM (4e+hS)

34 And the Russians kept Hillary from campaigning in Wisconsin.

I'm ready for a shooting war. These idiots are sore losers and have decided to invalidate the election because they don't like the results. Let's see if they are ready to die for Hillary. Oh, that's right. They'd just keep it the JEF.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 12, 2016 04:55 PM (Lqy/e)

35 Wisconsin has long had a reputation for the cleanest elections of any one of our 57 states.



/s

Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2016 04:54 PM (6kzAH)
=============================

We're getting better. Thank you Scott Walker.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 12, 2016 04:55 PM (dFi94)

36 Bill Wynn to put us some knowledge in 3..2..

Unless he's in a Chamber of Commerce meeting. Serving sammiches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2016 04:56 PM (PY9jH)

37 4 One guess as to the amount of leftists screaming about "Disenfranchisement" of voters if they suddenly manage to flip 37 electors.

Not one bit, no doubt.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2016 04:50 PM (J+l9K)

They won't be able to flip that many. Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Kansas elector wrote in today's WSJ that after the leftists got ahold of her email she was receiving 500 emails A MINUTE at one point.

She said they threatened her and they ordered her to change her vote. Not one she read actually tried to persuade her.

And she's voting for Trump.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2016 04:56 PM (u0lmX)

38 "There is a word for this, and I am interested if the party leadership of the Democrats is going there."

Fascist were always socialists. Look up what NSDAP is short for. They can't go where they already are.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 12, 2016 04:56 PM (jLXo8)

39 Donald wins again, wins again.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2016 04:56 PM (/tuJf)

40 I have to hand it to Trump, he is off doing what he needs to do and paying minimal attention to this and I bet that really pisses off the left.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2016 04:56 PM (a0IVu)

41 In fact, I know this because Hillary's suing to stop recounts in North Carolina.
====================


She is? Huh.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 12, 2016 04:56 PM (dFi94)

42

You people can all lick me where I shit!

And stop blowing air into my colostomy! It makes me queef at my tranny lib meetings!

Posted by: Root Bader-Meinhoff Ginsburger at December 12, 2016 04:57 PM (Hwsli)

43 24 Mark Steyn made a pungent comment about this the other day.

It seems the Democrats are unable to accept the peaceful transition of power following an election.

There is a word for this, and I am interested if the party leadership of the Democrats is going there.





They want war? So be it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2016 04:57 PM (XkxK0)

44 35 Wisconsin has long had a reputation for the cleanest elections of any one of our 57 states. "

It really used to. Then they imported the "Chicago Way" up here.

As grammie said, thank you Scott Walker.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2016 04:58 PM (u0lmX)

45 17; grammie, dane county is wisconsins' skid marked underwear. nothing good comes out of madison or dane county. don't get me started on the shithole that is milwakee.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2016 04:58 PM (KP5rU)

46 Can we cut the "elector" bits? Nothing untowards will happen, and President Elect Donald Trump will take the oath of office just over a month from now.
The terrible arrogance of the left has become their downfall.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 12, 2016 04:58 PM (C9pBZ)

47 Anyone here tired of #winning?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2016 04:58 PM (PY9jH)

48 If Trump were *really* a master troll, he'd thank Jill Stein publicly for all of her work exposing Clinton corruption during the campaign, and verifying his win with recounts after.

She was one of his best allies, as it turns out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 12, 2016 04:58 PM (wB8Tg)

49 All Trump does is win.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 12, 2016 04:58 PM (4e+hS)

50 I wish that The JEF killed dem party here in Massachusetts, but they're stronger than ever.
Posted by: Carol

There is a lot of ruin in a country. In this country, it is concentration in Massachusetts, Illinois and California.

Concentrated ruin. It's what's for breakfast.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at December 12, 2016 04:58 PM (RFeQD)

51 Next up: Trumps victory was a scheme by master criminal Keyser Soze.

Posted by: Ripley at December 12, 2016 04:58 PM (1BQGO)

52 If I were an elector, I would be torn between being angry and laughing my ass off at the hysterical left.

Posted by: Jmel at December 12, 2016 04:58 PM (tv+BP)

53 Originally I would have paid 4 cents on the dollar, but I think those fireworks should be free now.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at December 12, 2016 04:58 PM (2WITp)

54 14 I can only continue to fight with YOUR generous help! I'm doing this for you! Next stop, Texas!
Posted by: Dr. Jill Stein at December 12, 2016 04:53 PM (qJhUV)

---

Don't Mess With Texas.

Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 04:58 PM (CRotO)

55 How's my ass taste?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 12, 2016 04:59 PM (xeeHA)

56 If u want to "find" some more votes, you go to Chicago, not Appleton.

Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2016 04:59 PM (6kzAH)

57 I hear the latest polls out of Florida have Hillary up by 4; tied in Georgia.

Going to be a early night for Trump on Election Day.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 12, 2016 04:59 PM (e2Rx3)

58 Katy Tur is filling in for Chuck Todd on MSNBC. She just asked who do you trust in this whole Russian kerfuffle saying that we need to choose wisely because "the legitimacy of this election is on the line".

And there you go.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2016 04:59 PM (/tuJf)

59 Trump ought to thank Jill Stein for those 131 additional votes he got.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 12, 2016 04:59 PM (7ZVPa)

60 I am either having iPad issues because it's still refreshing
on my ipad.
I'll try again later.

Posted by: Carol at December 12, 2016 04:59 PM (sj3Ax)

61 Those extra votes are in a warehouse somewhere, probably next to the 10,000 copies of Newsweek's special "Madam President" cover edition.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Somebody put them on top of a crate labled "Found by Dr. H. Jones, Jr." When they went back, they'd all burned to ash, funny thing that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 12, 2016 04:59 PM (9krrF)

62 By the way, to George W Bush: Most of this shit actually IS your fault. You allowed the left to lie about you, the war, every policy, etc. with no push-back ever, and you have emboldened them to become what they are today.

You are a cock-gobbler, GWB. Good day.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 04:59 PM (S2VsH)

63 "I'm glad I wasn't disenfranchised by Jill Stein."

Just thinking that might be a possibility infuriated me.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2016 05:00 PM (u0lmX)

64 15 Watching Hillary lose twice, priceless.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2016 04:53 PM (XkxK0)


Well I'm diggin' it!

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Schadenboner at December 12, 2016 05:00 PM (AGr9E)

65 Imagine digging up all those graves only to find that all the corpses already voted for Trump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2016 05:00 PM (8ZskC)

66 Katy Tur is filling in for Chuck Todd on MSNBC. She just asked who do
you trust in this whole Russian kerfuffle saying that we need to choose
wisely because "the legitimacy of this election is on the line".



And there you go.




Bless her heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2016 05:00 PM (PY9jH)

67 58 Katy Tur is filling in for Chuck Todd on MSNBC. She just asked who do you trust in this whole Russian kerfuffle saying that we need to choose wisely because "the legitimacy of this election is on the line".

And there you go.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2016 04:59 PM (/tuJf)

---

Who's Katy Turd?

Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 05:01 PM (CRotO)

68 59 Trump ought to thank Jill Stein for those 131 additional votes he got.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 12, 2016 04:59 PM (7ZVPa)

He just might. He's coming to town tomorrow - and he really, really likes going over the election results, doesn't he? Rubbing the MSM's noses in their shit.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2016 05:01 PM (u0lmX)

69 By the way, to George W Bush: Most of this shit actually IS your fault.
You allowed the left to lie about you, the war, every policy, etc. with
no push-back ever, and you have emboldened them to become what they are
today.



This.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2016 05:01 PM (PY9jH)

70 grammie, dane county is wisconsins' skid marked
underwear. nothing good comes out of madison or dane county. don't get
me started on the shithole that is milwakee.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2016 04:58 PM (KP5rU)
===========================

I admit I got a little worried when Madison was going really really slowly with their recount, and then all of a sudden bunches of ballots were found for Hillary. But I guess we won outside the margin of fraud. That's the big hurdle going forward - winning outside the margin of fraud. Because they are going to bring it.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 12, 2016 05:01 PM (dFi94)

71 Katy Tur? Is she the gal with the big boobs that you guys were all getting excited about?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2016 05:01 PM (a0IVu)

72 The schadenboner on my schadenboner just sprouted a schadenboner.

It's gone fractal.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 12, 2016 05:02 PM (9krrF)

73 Who's Katy Turd?
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 05:01 PM (CRotO)



Some broad with tits for brains.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2016 05:02 PM (mYbbR)

74 If Trump were *really* a master troll, he'd thank Jill Stein publicly for all of her work exposing Clinton corruption during the campaign, and verifying his win with recounts after.

She was one of his best allies, as it turns out.





Heads would be popping everywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2016 05:02 PM (XkxK0)

75 Schadenboner status: legendary.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2016 05:02 PM (0mRoj)

76 Jill Stein? Well, there's one Ill never grab.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at December 12, 2016 05:02 PM (2WITp)

77 67; that's what i'm wondering. katy turd. must be beavis' mom or something.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2016 05:02 PM (KP5rU)

78
Ridiculous and wasteful exercise.

They would NEVER have done this for a republican.

But, apparently today's left are emotional children who get special treatment.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 12, 2016 05:02 PM (Uy6ri)

79 oh

Another MFM turd with tits.

Gotcha.

Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 05:02 PM (CRotO)

80 74 If Trump were *really* a master troll, he'd thank Jill Stein publicly for all of her work exposing Clinton corruption during the campaign, and verifying his win with recounts after.

She was one of his best allies, as it turns out.





Heads would be popping everywhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2016 05:02 PM (XkxK0)

Oh man. That's genius.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2016 05:02 PM (0mRoj)

81 72 The schadenboner on my schadenboner just sprouted a schadenboner.

It's gone fractal.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 12, 2016 05:02 PM (9krrF)

Oh that can happen...science.

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs at December 12, 2016 05:03 PM (AGr9E)

82 Another day when Hillary will never be POTUS! Life is very good.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at December 12, 2016 05:03 PM (RHjCR)

83 Notsothorough - was thinking along same lines -say for hypothetical sake electors vote Hillary - are we "summer soldier and sunshine patriot" time? We talk here of our ammo stockpiles - our founders confronted the same thing - distant nullification of local laws (it's mentioned in the Declaration) - I'd prefer some effective name calling but what happens if that is that is not enough?

Curious for Horde thoughts.

Posted by: Ny/Ct Lurker at December 12, 2016 05:03 PM (XnIGD)

84 The dems expected to need only ten or twenty thousand fraudulent votes per state.

They underestimated the fraud needed.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 12, 2016 04:54 PM (7ZVPa)


They didn't account for the unprecedented first time voters and their fellow party members betraying them to vote for Trump in the rust belt.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2016 05:03 PM (jkmtt)

85 >>Who's Katy Turd?

The MSNBC reporter assigned to the Trump campaign during the race. She would continually rag on Trump and Trump would routinely hold her up to ridicule during his rallies. To say they don't like each other would be an understatement of ginormous proportion.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2016 05:04 PM (/tuJf)

86 Why say that?

She's single handedly:

Strengthening voter laws in MI.
Draining progressives with money of their money.
Solidifying the fact that Trump actually won the three states in question.

We need to keep her around for longer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 12, 2016 04:55 PM (kisKf)
------

In the press conference, the Elections Commission Chair, who is a Dem, repeatedly stated that this recount proves there were no "illegal Votes" and that WI has a clean voting system.

What bullplop. This is just ground prep for any future attempts by Republicans to tighten up election laws against fraudulent voting.

All we proved is we know how to count votes. It didn't prove a thing on how well we do on preventing illegal votes.

Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2016 05:04 PM (hdpay)

87 *waves to chavez*

One of the perks of cutting the cord is that there is no CNN, MSNBC, etc on my TV.

And the thought of streaming their bullshit makes my skin crawl.

Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 05:04 PM (CRotO)

88 Well this is good news. I sure hope that the "Russian interference" BS dies on the vine. I'll admit I've gotten a bit paranoid that they may think they could get away with substituting some squishy RINO that will maintain the JEFs nation killing policies although I think they have accepted that the Hildabeast would be violently rejected.

Posted by: PaleRider, link to SMFH funeral expenses for Carl at December 12, 2016 05:05 PM (dkExz)

89 Someone (Chris Wallace?) asked Trump if he will be lonely in the WH while Melania stays in NYC for Barron to finish the school year.

He said he'll be too busy to be lonely.

The WH staff is going to have to get used to early-to-rise and get-to-work Trump vs. late-rising Barry slowly eating his waffle before strolling into the Oval Office around 10:00.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2016 05:05 PM (PY9jH)

90 Still 'naught' for me.

Posted by: Kevin Phillips-Bong at December 12, 2016 05:05 PM (uw987)

91 I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are, Dmitri!

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 12, 2016 05:05 PM (fQNZU)

92 Is there any chance that Hillary could be POTUS?

Posted by: Chicago Vota at December 12, 2016 05:05 PM (OSa3R)

93 That comes to -$53,435.11 per vote. She should switch from Green to Democrat with that sort of return on investment.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at December 12, 2016 05:06 PM (zke7T)

94 Trump ought to thank Jill Stein for those 131 additional votes he got.

Trump ought to send her a dollar for every vote she finds.

He should fund the recounts since they're working out so well for him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2016 05:06 PM (3hIZX)

95 89 Someone (Chris Wallace?) asked Trump if he will be lonely in the WH while Melania stays in NYC for Barron to finish the school year.

He said he'll be too busy to be lonely.

The WH staff is going to have to get used to early-to-rise and get-to-work Trump vs. late-rising Barry slowly eating his waffle before strolling into the Oval Office around 10:00.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2016 05:05 PM (PY9jH)

---

Someone with a work ethic.

Yeah, can see where the left would feel they're in alien territory.

Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 05:06 PM (CRotO)

96 "71 Katy Tur? Is she the gal with the big boobs that you guys were all getting excited about?
Posted by: IC"


As a lifelong Republican, the objectification of Ms. Tur's ample bosom here is one of the reasons Hillary will win. It will be an early niight.

Posted by: Bull Wynn at December 12, 2016 05:06 PM (OD2ni)

97 Well who should we call Dmitri? Wha-? The people? Sorry you faded out there

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 12, 2016 05:07 PM (fQNZU)

98 89
Someone (Chris Wallace?) asked Trump if he will be lonely in the WH
while Melania stays in NYC for Barron to finish the school year.

He said he'll be too busy to be lonely.

The
WH staff is going to have to get used to early-to-rise and get-to-work
Trump vs. late-rising Barry slowly eating his waffle before strolling
into the Oval Office around 10:00.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2016 05:05 PM (PY9jH)
I saw that, Jane and it was Wallace - Trump gave him that look and said, 'no, I'll be too busy working, lots of things to fix'. Heh. WH staff are going to need shifts to keep up I think.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2016 05:07 PM (a0IVu)

99 >>The WH staff is going to have to get used to early-to-rise and
get-to-work Trump vs. late-rising Barry slowly eating his waffle before
strolling into the Oval Office around 10:00.

Doesn't Obama spend the morning watching ESPN?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2016 05:07 PM (NOIQH)

100 84 The dems expected to need only ten or twenty thousand fraudulent votes per state.

They underestimated the fraud needed.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 12, 2016 04:54 PM (7ZVPa)

They didn't account for the unprecedented first time voters and their fellow party members betraying them to vote for Trump in the rust belt.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2016 05:03 PM (jkmtt)

They will crank up the fraud machine next time. This is why they need to be rooted out of any position of responsibility in any area of the government and education. They are a fringe party and need to be locked in the basement. No more of this shit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs at December 12, 2016 05:07 PM (AGr9E)

101 The WH staff is going to have to get used to early-to-rise and
get-to-work Trump vs. late-rising Barry slowly eating his waffle before
strolling into the Oval Office around 10:00.


Only to pick up his favorite putter.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2016 05:07 PM (LAe3v)

102 Russia is cold. Wisconsin is cold (confirmed).

The conspiracy is obvious, bigots. And does not have anything to do with pedophilia or occult ceremonies (anything to do with those is fake news)

Posted by: jihadi at December 12, 2016 05:07 PM (I64i9)

103 91 I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are, Dmitri!
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 12, 2016 05:05 PM (fQNZU)

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Heh.

Love that movie.

Might have to watch it tonight.

After the Ravens-Patriots game.

Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 05:07 PM (CRotO)

104

Luke Treewalker and Princess Furgasmia are having Squirrel Wars on the back fence and trees. Hilarious as they are this spring's survivors and still misjudge their jumps and balance.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 12, 2016 05:07 PM (Hwsli)

105 Katy Tur will just have to cry on her daddy's shoulder. Or is he her mommy now?

No wonder she's confused.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2016 05:08 PM (u0lmX)

106 It's sick that these games have gone on as long as they have. Judges and election officials for the most part keep green lighting them, and all under the ridiculous idea that Jill Stein has "standing"


Something tells me had Romney tried this in 2012 to get multiple states recounted that he had clearly lost, he would have been shut down in 24 hours.

But when the Left does it, they always can find the right people.

Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2016 05:08 PM (EkEBO)

107 69 By the way, to George W Bush: Most of this shit actually IS your fault.
You allowed the left to lie about you, the war, every policy, etc. with
no push-back ever, and you have emboldened them to become what they are
today.


This.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2016 05:01 PM (PY9jH)

This. Is . Bullshit

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 05:08 PM (FO7Ul)

108 I am assured what follows is a completely accurate depiction of the reaction in Libtardia to the outcome of the "recounts".

https://youtu.be/E1jf2hOkec4

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 12, 2016 05:08 PM (9krrF)

109 Emergency!, everybody to get from street!

Posted by: Lt. Rozanov at December 12, 2016 05:09 PM (NHoHJ)

110 George W. Bush held that age old belief that you don't answer ridiculous charges. He also trusted that history would judge him fairly.
Uh-uh.
He failed to realize that in this modern informational free-for all world, not refuting ridiculous charges allows them to fester and grow. He also didn't realize that the first draft of history is being written in real time by his enemies..

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2016 05:09 PM (mYbbR)

111 They're trying to steal the election and they're going to probe every vulnerability, every orifice, every sphincter.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2016 05:09 PM (hOptz)

112 don't get
me started on the shithole that is milwakee.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2016 04:58 PM (KP5rU)
===========================

No arguments from me, chavez.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2016 05:09 PM (u0lmX)

113 The irony to Katy Tur today is that during the campaign Trump made a joke by asking the Russians to find Hillary's 33,000 missing e-mails. It went right over Katy Tur's head (and big tits), who took it seriously: "Doesn't it give you pause before asking a foreign candidate to hack a candidate."

As further evidence that this is co-ordinated, today Josh Earnest went all-in during a press conference today to say that the "consensus views and unanimous obvious facts are that Trump called on Russia to hack Clinton."

Fuck em if they can't take a joke.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2016 05:09 PM (SIY7D)

114 There's gotta be a really expensive cheese joke in here.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2016 05:10 PM (8J/Te)

115 >>Katy Tur? Is she the gal with the big boobs that you guys were all getting excited about?

Her father has some large fun bags too. He's a transvestite from Transylvania.

Well, California but same same.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2016 05:10 PM (/tuJf)

116
Who's Katy Turd? Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 05:01 PM (CRotO)


Her dad is a tranny who threatened to kick some guys ass on camera

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2016 05:10 PM (lKyWE)

117 True vote fraud story:

As the world knows, in 1960, it was widely suspected that Daley's machine had stolen Illinois for JFK.

So, as Mike Royko explained, the Chicago papers did an in depth review of randomly selected City of Chicago precincts.

The result of it was, they found evidence of massive vote fraud all right-- in the election for Cook County State's Attorney!

But NO EVIDENCE of POTUS vote fraud. The machine didn't give a ratz adz about JFK. They cared VERY MUCH, though, about the GOP state's attorney nominee who had promised to indict corrupt city officials.

Besides, how many patronage could a POTUS give them?

Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2016 05:10 PM (6kzAH)

118 George W. Bush held that age old belief that you don't answer ridiculous charges. He also trusted that history would judge him fairly.

Yeah about that...He forgot he was NOT Winston Churchill who had the foresight to WRITE The History. LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2016 05:10 PM (EbeEQ)

119

Emerson Bigguns Tur has three boobs. Only way to account for that strap straining to bursting chesticles.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 12, 2016 05:10 PM (Hwsli)

120 O/T. Is Kimberly Guilfoyle leaving The Five on Fox? Friend told me she announced it last Friday, but I can't find anything about it.


Posted by: olddog in mo at December 12, 2016 05:11 PM (Dhht7)

121 109
Emergency!, everybody to get from street!


Posted by: Lt. Rozanov


Not bloody likely with the blond bicycling around in a low cut shirt.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2016 05:12 PM (LAe3v)

122 Even Dana Perino has said that in hindsight W should have fought back against the press and the false narrative they put out about him.

Too late. Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2016 05:12 PM (PY9jH)

123 As Trump predicted, I'm getting tired of winning this election.

Posted by: Ripley at December 12, 2016 05:12 PM (1BQGO)

124 In all my life, I cannot think of one election when I even knew or cared which day the Electoral College met to vote. It was a formality that no one took much notice of. This year it's like - I can't even think of an analogy. Help me out here.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 12, 2016 05:12 PM (dFi94)

125 They were really hoping this wouldn't get completed I bet. It's like with Pennsylvania and filing at the last possible second. The process is the punishment. They wanted the recounts to be going on during the electoral college votes

Posted by: Buzzion at December 12, 2016 05:12 PM (z/Ubi)

126 Katy Tur was also Keith Olberman's squeeze for awhile.

Trump would only give her a 6 on a good day.

Tur isn't very smart, but she's earnest and has drunk deep of the Left's Kool Aid.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2016 05:13 PM (SIY7D)

127 Good let the Senate Shit can Tillerson...then they will have to settle for his presumptive Deputy! LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2016 05:13 PM (EbeEQ)

128 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at December 12, 2016 05:13 PM (GwIKd)

129 Nice "The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming" reference!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 12, 2016 05:14 PM (75WaT)

130
Her dad is a tranny who threatened to kick some guys ass on camera

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2016 05:10 PM (lKyWE)


Its the hormones...and of course 'how to you make a hormone?'

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs at December 12, 2016 05:14 PM (AGr9E)

131 This. Is . Bullshit

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 05:08 PM (FO7Ul)


No. It's true. Bush let the left run amok. He never did anything to try and stop them. Not a thing. He even let endorsements of Barky in 2008 come out of his sitting cabinet. You can't get to be much more of a turd than that.

Bush was overly gracious to Barky, going out of his way to help the transition. In return, Barky called Bush names and lied about everything. Bush did nothing. He was just nicer to Barky in the coming years, for which Barky just called Bush names and lied about everything.

Bush never tried to do anything about the MSM intentionally trying to harm our national security by publishing spy material. Barky turned around and accused James Rosen of being a traitor (and tried to sic the DOJ on him) for exposing the stupidity and ineptitude and treasonous acts of his junta. Bush still had nothing untoward to say about Barky.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2016 05:14 PM (zc3Db)

132
This post requires more boobies and more snark !

Posted by: Yo! at December 12, 2016 05:14 PM (GwIKd)

133 "Election Truthers"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 12, 2016 05:14 PM (18h+i)

134 >>Her dad is a tranny who threatened to kick some guys ass on camera

That was Ben Shapiro who refused to call him her.

The tolerant left.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2016 05:14 PM (/tuJf)

135 >>>Her dad is a tranny who threatened to kick some guys ass on camera

You done goofed! I'm calling the internet po-lice!

Posted by: Wrong Meme at December 12, 2016 05:14 PM (iumby)

136 As further evidence that this is co-ordinated, today Josh Earnest went all-in during a press conference today to say that the "consensus views and unanimous obvious facts are that Trump called on Russia to hack Clinton."

The Clintons were already blaming the Russians, hence Trump's joke.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2016 05:15 PM (3hIZX)

137 George W. Bush held that age old belief that you don't answer ridiculous charges. He also trusted that history would judge him fairly.

Yeah about that...He forgot he was NOT Winston Churchill who had the foresight to WRITE The History. LMAO

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I cannot get too upset about Bush thinking that the President should act a little more honorably. He respected the office. Hindsight, yes he should have fought back charges, but I'm not going to fault him too much for that.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2016 05:15 PM (d0/Da)

138 What happened to the ballot opening in FL, did that get investigated

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2016 05:15 PM (ckFlT)

139 9
What, there were not 50,000 votes found in a trunk in Milwaukee or Madison?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at December 12, 2016 04:52 PM (RFeQD)



Effin' millennial's can't do anything right

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at December 12, 2016 05:15 PM (vI+F1)

140 If Guilfoyle is leaving The Five, then it's one more reason--the last one--- not to watch.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2016 05:15 PM (mYbbR)

141 Just an FYI, but Bitch McTurtle is totes down with looking into how the evil Rooskies hacked the election and shit. So at least we can still count on that douchnozzle being a douchenozzle when it counts.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 12, 2016 05:15 PM (AJeMv)

142 109
Emergency!, everybody to get from street!


Posted by: Lt. Rozanov at December 12, 2016 05:09 PM (NHoHJ)

Darn it!
Nice "The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming" reference!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 12, 2016 05:15 PM (75WaT)

143 My schadenboner just punched a hole in my gunsafe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2016 05:16 PM (kTF2Z)

144 You are missing the point that Democrats want it to go to the House. Republicans conspiring with Russians and all that.

Illegitimate!!

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2016 05:16 PM (L74gY)

145 lol

Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 05:16 PM (CRotO)

146 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 05:08 PM

I watched it happen.. I watched the GOP, with GWB leading by example, simply STOP fighting the Democrats. They didn't get the Social Security privatization they wanted, or the mortgage reform, so they threw in the towel. ON EVERYTHING. And then when the vilest lies ad conspiracy theories actually started going mainstream? Dead silence. They even forgot how to sell their own policies and wars to the public, and just let it all be defined by their enemies.

It's no wonder they lost in 2006 and 2008, but even when the voters recoiled in horror over Obamacare and gave Reps back the reigns, they got NOTHING for it. Even Rush Limbaugh started calling them out for never fighting anymore.

It's why Trump won the primary. It's why these cowards need to learn what having a fighter in the White House means again (it's been since 1988, so only a few remember).

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 05:16 PM (S2VsH)

147 >>Bush never tried to do anything about the MSM intentionally trying to harm our national security by publishing spy material.

Bush did meet w/NYT editor Keller and asked them to not publish their story, since it would kill an effective anti-terror program. But they published, the journos got Pulitzers and Bush...did nothing. *sigh*

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2016 05:17 PM (NOIQH)

148 The thing that worries me is the simplest.

The Dems need what, 37 Electors to flip?

Why not just kidnap the families of 50 Trump Electors and tell the Electors to vote Hillary or they'll see their families in lots of places: a head here, a leg there?

We all suspect that they rolled John Roberts that way on Obamacare. Why wouldn't this work?

I mean, who would stop it? The 50 is just insurance that some electors have a conscience and vote it, even if their families die.

They can "Tsk tsk, turrible how such steps were necessary to stop Hitler incarnate, but we were patriots doing what we had to do!"

McDonnell, Ryan: think they'd complain? And it's over.

Why not risk it? For all our bluster about armed rebellion, what are the actual chances of something like that happening? I'm guessing slim.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2016 05:17 PM (J+l9K)

149 As further evidence that this is co-ordinated, today Josh Earnest went all-in during a press conference today to say that the "consensus views and unanimous obvious facts are that Trump called on Russia to hack Clinton."

What the hell are "unanimous obvious facts"? Is this even English?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2016 05:17 PM (zc3Db)

150 This post requires more boobies and more snark !
Posted by: Yo! at December 12, 2016 05:14 PM


Yoo hoo!

Posted by: Lena at December 12, 2016 05:18 PM (DMUuz)

151 You are missing the point that Democrats want it to go to the House. Republicans conspiring with Russians and all that.

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Not sure that is true, but if so, so what?

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2016 05:18 PM (d0/Da)

152 >>Just an FYI, but Bitch McTurtle is totes down with looking into how the
evil Rooskies hacked the election and shit. So at least we can still
count on that douchnozzle being a douchenozzle when it counts.


McCain and Lindsey Graham, too. A-holes.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2016 05:18 PM (NOIQH)

153

Just a few more days and i'll never have to be in the same room with that woman again.

Oh, sure, an occasional optics shoot for the presstitutes to maintain the narritive, but never again will I be around her long enough to smell her cooter stank or suffer her stink eye.

Heaven, second only to my promised 72 virgin white boys!

Posted by: Oarky Bbama at December 12, 2016 05:18 PM (Hwsli)

154 "140 If Guilfoyle is leaving The Five, then it's one more reason--the last one--- not to watch."


Two reasons actually....

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2016 05:18 PM (OD2ni)

155 No. It's true. Bush let the left run amok. He never did anything to try and stop them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2016 05:14


True. But I think this is where Rove f'd up advising him.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 12, 2016 05:19 PM (Dhht7)

156 I cannot get too upset about Bush thinking that the President should act a little more honorably. He respected the office. Hindsight, yes he should have fought back charges, but I'm not going to fault him too much for that.
Posted by: SH at December 12, 2016 05:15 PM (d0/Da)

Fine but that was not my point. My point was that Winston Churchill wrote the definitive history of his life and WW2 SPECIFICALLY so that he made sure what History would say about him. Churchill said that tongue in cheek, I am saying it mostly tongue in cheek, but the the fact remains he did just that!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2016 05:19 PM (EbeEQ)

157 O/T If this doesn't break your heart you have no heart. Link goes to Fox News.
http://tinyurl.com/zxo5ecu

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 12, 2016 05:19 PM (9iR5/)

158 Nice "The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming" reference!
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 12, 2016 05:15 PM (75WaT)
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"Hey Nawman! They'uh opening up the bah!!!"

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 05:19 PM (sBOL1)

159 Fine but that was not my point. My point was that Winston Churchill wrote the definitive history of his life and WW2 SPECIFICALLY so that he made sure what History would say about him. Churchill said that tongue in cheek, I am saying it mostly tongue in cheek, but the the fact remains he did just that!

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Well few are Churchill.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2016 05:19 PM (d0/Da)

160 There's gotta be Brie a really expensive cheese joke in here.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2016 05:10 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2016 05:20 PM (kDUMP)

161 @83
In the interests of opsec, all Horde thoughts are hereby declared to involve rainbows, unicorns, and the magic that is friendship. Thanks for your interest.

Posted by: Muldoon, help me out here! at December 12, 2016 05:20 PM (SjyaY)

162 By the way there is a Youtube ad running where it is said: "The 2016 election cycle convinced me that we need journalistic integrity now more than ever." What makes it a moment of comedy gold is that the person saying that is Dan Rather. Of course compared to what is out there now maybe Dan is a paragon of journalistic integrity.



Posted by: An Observation at December 12, 2016 05:20 PM (8lZE7)

163 The uncovered voter fraud story is the preemptive strike by the PA State Police. That needs a story.

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2016 05:21 PM (ckFlT)

164 Well few are Churchill.
Posted by: SH at December 12, 2016 05:19 PM (d0/Da)

Sigh. That is indeed true

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2016 05:21 PM (EbeEQ)

165 The NYT organized a MAJOR post-election investigation into the 2000 FL election results.

U never heard about that, probably, because... the result was that W still won. So the NYT ignored the whole thing.

Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2016 05:21 PM (6kzAH)

166 157 O/T If this doesn't break your heart you have no heart. Link goes to Fox News.
http://tinyurl.com/zxo5ecu
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 12, 2016 05:19 PM (9iR5/)

---

Ranger Santa.

That child is in Valhalla.

Bless them both.

Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 05:21 PM (CRotO)

167 Ok then.

How do you make a hormone?

Rub her tittes.


There you go. boobies. Youre welcome.

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs at December 12, 2016 05:22 PM (AGr9E)

168 Fine. Investigate. Then Trum's DOJ can point out how woefully inept the DNC's security was. Also, the details of the investigation would be open to FOIA requests.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2016 05:22 PM (kTF2Z)

169 Fine. Investigate. Then Trum's DOJ can point out how woefully inept the DNC's security was. Also, the details of the investigation would be open to FOIA requests.

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Is something stopping the FBI from investigating now?

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2016 05:23 PM (d0/Da)

170 Just an FYI, but Bitch McTurtle is totes down with looking into how the evil Rooskies hacked the election and shit. So at least we can still
count on that douchnozzle being a douchenozzle when it counts.

---------------

McCain and Lindsey Graham, too. A-holes.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2016 05:18 PM


As Heinlein said, the definition of an honest politician is one who stays bought.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2016 05:23 PM (DMUuz)

171 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2016 05:14 PM (zc3Db)

GWB left Scooter Libby hanging as well when he should have cleaned the floor with Armitage and pardoned Libby!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2016 05:23 PM (wCEn4)

172 I hope Trump starts calling press conferences at 6:00 AM. No chairs for the press. Starts on time, and over at 6:30 AM. "Now get to work America."

Posted by: Paladin at December 12, 2016 05:23 PM (mCOPv)

173
How do you make a hormone?

Stiff her

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2016 05:24 PM (lKyWE)

174 O/T If this doesn't break your heart you have no heart. Link goes to Fox News.
http://tinyurl.com/zxo5ecu
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue




I. Hate. You.
I saw that on Fb earlier and specifically skipped it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2016 05:24 PM (XkxK0)

175 Is something stopping the FBI from investigating now?

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2016 05:23 PM (d0/Da)


Lynch and her best bud Comey!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2016 05:24 PM (wCEn4)

176 Trump should pull Chao over Turtle s crap

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2016 05:24 PM (ckFlT)

177 Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 05:21 PM

Darned blurry monitor...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2016 05:24 PM (kDUMP)

178 hope Trump starts calling press conferences at 6:00 AM. No chairs for the press. Starts on time, and over at 6:30 AM. "Now get to work America."
Posted by: Paladin at December 12, 2016 05:23 PM (mCOPv)

Outstanding!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2016 05:24 PM (EbeEQ)

179 Russia is cold. Wisconsin is cold (confirmed).

And who are you Sir Knight, who is so wise in the ways of Science?

Posted by: Adriane the Red Peril Critic ... at December 12, 2016 05:24 PM (AoK0a)

180 I hope Trump starts calling press conferences at 6:00 AM.

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That would actually be a pretty good and funny idea.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2016 05:25 PM (d0/Da)

181 @149, the "unanimous obvious facts" are that Trump won instead of Hillary having a zillion-EC count win. Duh.

Posted by: sunny-dee at December 12, 2016 05:25 PM (QAOZh)

182 What, we beat the urban margin of fraud?

How does this happen?

Posted by: JEM at December 12, 2016 05:25 PM (TppKb)

183 Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 05:21 PM (CRotO)

Yes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2016 05:25 PM (wCEn4)

184 A white hat hacker firm told the DNC they were weak, and they got told the STFU

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2016 05:26 PM (ckFlT)

185 There's gotta be Brie a really expensive cheese joke in here.
Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2016 05:10 PM

FIFY.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Bad cheese puns are a cottage industry around here ...

Posted by: Adriane the Red Peril Critic ... at December 12, 2016 05:26 PM (AoK0a)

186 I'm ok with the CIA and FBI investigating the hack of the DNC and the Podesta emails as long as they also investigate any hacking into the CGI server to see what actual national security secrets may have been leaked to the Russians and other countries.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2016 05:26 PM (/tuJf)

187 167
Ok then.

How do you make a hormone?

Easy, don't pay her.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 12, 2016 05:26 PM (9iR5/)

188 So what the fuck do I do with all these boxes of ballots in my trunk?

Posted by: Philly Democrat Poll Worker at December 12, 2016 05:26 PM (TppKb)

189 And imo, Nixon should have pardoned ALL the Watergaters, & then announced that, "I accept total responsibility for everything. Do what you think best, but u can forget about going after anyone but me."

That's what a great man would've done.

Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2016 05:27 PM (6kzAH)

190 Large boobies:

http://tinyurl.com/jzxjdke

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2016 05:27 PM (tOcW/)

191

Well, boys, I reckon this is it - electoral combat toe to toe with the Roosskies.

Posted by: Major Kong at December 12, 2016 05:27 PM (IqV8l)

192 What about my boxes of ballots? Should I throw them in the yard-waste bin? Or the household-recycling bin?

Posted by: Detroit Democrat Poll Worker at December 12, 2016 05:28 PM (TppKb)

193 Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2016 05:24 PM

Turtle probably has a side-deal with Hillary to make Chao Energy Secretary. Maybe they think the gamble's worth it.

I'm not putting anything past the Dem/GOPe/DC Uniparty at this point.

Keep loins girded and powder dry.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 05:28 PM (S2VsH)

194 '190 Large boobies:

http://tinyurl.com/jzxjdke'

Newbies, NEWBIES do NOT click do NOT click!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 12, 2016 05:28 PM (Hwsli)

195 The Press being dishonest and a propaganda machine of the Left did not start with GW Bush and it wouldn't have ended with him no matter what people think he should have done.

That's my response to those that believe the press's and Left's actions today are the fault of Bush. That's ridiculous IMO knowing the history.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 05:28 PM (FO7Ul)

196 True. But I think this is where Rove f'd up advising him.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 12, 2016 05:19 PM (Dhht7)



Sadly this is only one of those cases!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2016 05:28 PM (wCEn4)

197 >> Large boobies:

Okay, we fall for that one at least once a year, and I guess you figured it was your time.

Posted by: Detroit Democrat Poll Worker at December 12, 2016 05:29 PM (TppKb)

198 165 The NYT organized a MAJOR post-election investigation into the 2000 FL election results.

U never heard about that, probably, because... the result was that W still won. So the NYT ignored the whole thing.
Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2016 05:21 PM (6kzAH)



I remember a couple post election recount tests. Maybe not the New York Times one but some other organizations The only one that Al Gore won is the one that was done by the method that he DID NOT WANT to be conducted. Every other recount option was a loss for him.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2016 05:29 PM (z/Ubi)

199 unsock

Posted by: JEM at December 12, 2016 05:29 PM (TppKb)

200 I missed some good threads today.

I would have commented on Ex-Post-Facto Pats On The Back that if Silver's theory is true, some late deciders went to Hillary because she was a criminal.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 12, 2016 05:29 PM (QQ+il)

201 Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 12, 2016 05:26 PM

Yeah, that's not what they do, actually...

Posted by: Rusty Nail (who knows nothing about escorts. Really) at December 12, 2016 05:30 PM (S2VsH)

202 >>>I hope Trump starts calling press conferences at 6:00 AM. No chairs for
the press. Starts on time, and over at 6:30 AM. "Now get to work
America."<<<

Did you see President Obama's schedule for today? It's no wonder at end of the day he can only lift 2lbs dumbbells. Grueling.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2016 05:30 PM (hOptz)

203 Fenelon, how long have you been saving that link? I do hope that you're feeling better now.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 12, 2016 05:30 PM (9iR5/)

204 What the hell are "unanimous obvious facts"? Is this even English?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2016 05:17 PM (zc3Db)


To the LIV battalions of Flying Monkeys it is.

Betcha five bucks FB is all "unanimous obvious facts ' -ified today.

Soros does not want to give this one up, no sir, not with so much at stake. Poor little Mr. Bigglesworth probably doesn't have any hair left at this point.

Wait...

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2016 05:30 PM (jkmtt)

205 There are a bunch of Progressives out there that need to stop stepping on their dicks.
I hope they keep up their hysterical schoolgirl behavior though.
It's really damaging, and so much fun to watch.
When I feel a little down, I run some youtubes of their sobbing women. Very cheering.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2016 05:31 PM (d6TTt)

206 Large boobies

Stealing from HR or coordinating.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2016 05:31 PM (8J/Te)

207 Henceforth, I post NOTHING on this blog that has not been previously certified as a unanimous obvious fact.

harrumph

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2016 05:31 PM (jkmtt)

208 177 Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 05:21 PM

Darned blurry monitor...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2016 05:24 PM (kDUMP)

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Yours too, huh...

Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 05:31 PM (CRotO)

209 There is no practical way Ms. Clinton can win the electoral college because of Republican faithless electors, since most of these would switch to vote for someone other than Hillary.

And if it goes to the House, Trump wins anyway. But that would take over 3 dozen faithless electors.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at December 12, 2016 05:32 PM (v+ehC)

210
116
Who's Katy Turd? Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 05:01 PM (CRotO)


Her dad is a tranny who threatened to kick some guys ass on camera

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2016 05:10 PM (lKyWE)






Ben Shapiro, who kept calling him "sir" on air.

Funny thing, looking at Katy's dadmom's wiki, it seems that shehe really pisses off the rest of the trannies for having a less than charitable view of his fellow dickchops.

Plus, according to the Daily Mail, when he announced his "transition", Katy got pissed and refused to speak to him for about a year.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2016 05:32 PM (LuZz8)

211 Instead of cheese puns, I think we should try to slip Dr. Strangelove snippets into our posts, & I don't care if it hairlips everything on Besr Creek.

Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2016 05:32 PM (6kzAH)

212 Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 12, 2016 05:30 PM (9iR5/

I do it rather often whenever people mention wanting more boobies because you gotta admit those are spectacular. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2016 05:33 PM (tOcW/)

213 There is no practical way Ms. Clinton can win the electoral college because of Republican faithless electors, since most of these would switch to vote for someone other than Hillary.

And if it goes to the House, Trump wins anyway. But that would take over 3 dozen faithless electors.

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Once again, I'm standing by my prediction that Hillary has more faithless electors than Trump.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2016 05:33 PM (d0/Da)

214 Trump admittedly has pushed back harder than anyone . How's that working out so far in stopping the Press from continuing their propaganda machine? Truth be told they've doubled down. Hopefully they've gone too far and will destroy themselves.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 05:33 PM (FO7Ul)

215
Instead of cheese puns, I think we should try to slip Dr. Strangelove snippets into our posts, I don't care if it hairlips everything on Besr Creek.
Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2016 05:32 PM (6kzAH)


Dat's a gouda idea

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2016 05:34 PM (lKyWE)

216
Large boobies:

http://tinyurl.com/jzxjdke'

Newbies, NEWBIES do NOT click do NOT click!


Larger boobie:

http://tinyurl.com/z6ysk9l

Posted by: Dr. Zachary Smith at December 12, 2016 05:34 PM (IqV8l)

217
I saw Unanimous Obvious Facts open for Judas Priest at the Cow Palace back in '89.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2016 05:34 PM (LuZz8)

218 What about my boxes of ballots? Should I throw them in the yard-waste bin? Or the household-recycling bin?
Posted by: Detroit Democrat Poll Worker at December 12, 2016 05:28 PM (TppKb)


The Philly Fraud Manual says to save them until 2018.
What are you dumb or somethin'

Posted by: Boss of City Vote Fraud, as always, (D) at December 12, 2016 05:35 PM (jkmtt)

219 Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2016 05:31 PM (8J/Te)

Nope; She and I are independent thinkers but we may laugh at some of the same things. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2016 05:36 PM (tOcW/)

220 Sadly this is only one of those cases!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2016 05:28 PM


Unfortunately, True and Noted.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 12, 2016 05:36 PM (Dhht7)

221 I Camembert another cheese pun!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2016 05:36 PM (kTF2Z)

222 214 Trump admittedly has pushed back harder than anyone . How's that working out so far in stopping the Press from continuing their propaganda machine? Truth be told they've doubled down. Hopefully they've gone too far and will destroy themselves.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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Hopefully, the Dem party will continue on this same path. Ensuring more future victories for our side.

Are you tired of Winning yet?

Posted by: Chi at December 12, 2016 05:37 PM (xCv1X)

223 Another victory over Chaos for the God Emperor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2016 05:38 PM (MYX5P)

224 So Turtle is going along with this stunt. Missy Lindsey and Juano did not surprise me, but Senator No-Chin's endorsement of this bullshit story has.

On second thought I guess Soros Inc. also has embarrassing pics of him as well.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2016 05:38 PM (jkmtt)

225 Nope, not tired of winning

Posted by: Yo! at December 12, 2016 05:38 PM (GwIKd)

226 Vanceone at December 12, 2016 05:17 PM (J+l9K)

Well, what do you think would happen to those electors and their families of they do this. The electors are dammed if they do and dammed if they don't.

Posted by: gman at December 12, 2016 05:39 PM (5yj16)

227 I consider the fate of Steve Bartman. He fucked up a Baseball game.
Then I think about the fate of a faithless elector, and what their life would be like if they flipped an election to Hillary.

Their lives would not be some glorious congratulatory processional.
After their little bit of fame, they would need to disappear.

Can you i agine betraying the voters of, say, Texas? Or Oklahoma, or West Virginia?

YOU might have the balls to pull that shit, but I wouldn't, for anything.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2016 05:39 PM (d6TTt)

228 Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 12, 2016 05:30 PM (9iR5/)

Thanks; I feel somewhat better. How are you feeling?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2016 05:40 PM (tOcW/)

229 So how did the Ruskies get that shit on Carlos Dangers laptop?

Posted by: Yo! at December 12, 2016 05:40 PM (GwIKd)

230 I do it rather often whenever people mention wanting more boobies because you gotta admit those are spectacular. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Don't make me post pics of my tits...

Posted by: Chi at December 12, 2016 05:41 PM (xCv1X)

231 The Left refuses to believe Trump's presidency is a feta compli!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2016 05:41 PM (NOIQH)

232 Not too long ago in the time machine when the Democrats were crying about conspiracies and the waste of taxpayer money regarding the Congressional investigations into F&F, IRS, Benghazi, et.al.

I believe that we were also called a host of names including racist because these inquiries were obviously because our President is half black.

Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2016 05:42 PM (oiNtH)

233 Posted by: Chi at December 12, 2016 05:41 PM (xCv1X)

I doubt they're more spectacular than the pictures of boobies which I posted, ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2016 05:42 PM (tOcW/)

234 I was thinking about faithless electors flipping their votes last night. It would be they who would be disenfranchising the voters of the state they represent. Their own personal feelings shouldn't even come into play here. I wonder if they think they could just go back to their neighborhoods and think they'll just resume life as normal.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 12, 2016 05:42 PM (9iR5/)

235 Excellent Cheesey snack those feta complis

Posted by: Random Joe at December 12, 2016 05:43 PM (LfmaH)

236 167 Ok then.

How do you make a hormone?
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Make her read our strings of bad puns?

Posted by: Chi at December 12, 2016 05:43 PM (xCv1X)

237 Hopefully, the Dem party will continue on this same path. Ensuring more future victories for our side.

Are you tired of Winning yet?
Posted by: Chi at December 12, 2016 05:37 PM (xCv1X)

Not yet, still getting used to the feeling.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2016 05:43 PM (MYX5P)

238 Trump admittedly has pushed back harder than anyone .
How's that working out so far in stopping the Press from continuing
their propaganda machine? Truth be told they've doubled down.
Hopefully they've gone too far and will destroy themselves.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 05:33 PM

That works WAY better for me than rolling over for them. The point is that their lies aren't sticking to Trump quite like they did to Bush. Partly to blame is their deeply corroded credibility from a decade ago. But that's not the only difference.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 05:43 PM (S2VsH)

239 Hopefully they've gone too far and will destroy themselves.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 05:33 PM (FO7Ul)

I think that is exactly the point.

Trump is challenging everything they say, and they have to come up with more and more scurrilous and outrageous stories to keep him on the front page.

I was doing some research for a future post, and I looked at the NY Times from election day 2008 until December 10th 2008. I found one article mildly critical of Obama, and the rest were tongue baths.

I wonder why?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2016 05:44 PM (42Mgr)

240 Fenelon, I'm feeling really great, thank you! I've only had one minor arrhythmia since the surgery, so it's all good!

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 12, 2016 05:44 PM (9iR5/)

241 McCain, Graham, McConnell teaming up with Schmucky Schumer tells you all you need to know.

Hey Juan, you lost the 2008 election loser so get over it.

Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2016 05:44 PM (oiNtH)

242 If i were an elector who supported Trump there is no way in hell you;d get me to change my vote, and if you threatened me or my family I'd be more determined to vote for Trump, not less.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2016 05:45 PM (tOcW/)

243 Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 12, 2016 05:44 PM (9iR5/)

Very glad to hear that. Thanks be to God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2016 05:46 PM (tOcW/)

244 McCain is so relieved to have a Republican president to stab in the back again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2016 05:46 PM (3hIZX)

245 grueling, schedule, and ophuckstick should never appear in the same sentence. the lightworker is the only golf playing asshole who hasn't improved his game in spite of eight years of golf. i guess i expected too much from a lick knob who can't even open an umbrella. if he's the smartest person in the room, the room must be filled with window licking demopukes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2016 05:46 PM (KP5rU)

246 Worth noting that the latest go-round over Russian Hacking started with recent stories in the NYT and WaPo where "administration sources" said that "the CIA said ..." So Jarrett/Favreau at Obama's direction are the likely source of this.

Not sure what Obama hopes to achieve, other than to piss off Trump. Do they think that they can enough electors to flip? To derail Trump's appointments? Only short-term gain is that McCain and Graham are isolated as Not With the Program.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2016 05:46 PM (SIY7D)

247 Don't make me post pics of my tits...

Posted by: Chi at December 12, 2016 05:41 PM (xCv1X)


I need a good laugh since I lost my job of over 11 years today. But nobody wants to see that!!!

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2016 05:47 PM (a62hT)

248 So - Trump won Wisconsin two out of two times. How about we make this like the World Series - best 4 out of 7?

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 12, 2016 05:47 PM (dFi94)

249 Infidel - you lost your job today? I'm very sorry to hear that.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 12, 2016 05:48 PM (dFi94)

250 Is anyone surprised the Miss Lindsey and Juan "Old man who shouts at clouds" McLame are all in with the Dems?

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 12, 2016 05:48 PM (9iR5/)

251 Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2016 05:47 PM (a62hT)

Sorry to hear about your job, Infidel. How very hard. Did you have any warning or was it unexpected?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2016 05:48 PM (tOcW/)

252 If the Packers don't make the playoffs, they might want to just STFU. The way these "do-overs" have been going in Cheeseland, with Scott Walker's recalls and now crazy-cat-woman's recount, they may get thrown out of the NFL if they make a challenge.

Posted by: CMOS at December 12, 2016 05:48 PM (fWLrt)

253 What about the FLOPPY DISCS??!

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2016 05:48 PM (zMVRT)

254 Sorry Infidel : (

Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 05:49 PM (CRotO)

255 How long have I been here? Too f'ing long. And I fell for the 'boobie' link...what the F*ck is WRONG with me? I'm a tard.

And yet I laughed. If it was Yoko, I would not have been amused.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2016 05:49 PM (AGr9E)

256
I can see one or two or three electors standing on principles and voting for Hillary when they should vote for Trump. Not enough to make a difference, but they would get their fame, and glory. Proudly standing on principle to no effect. Vainglorious to the bitter end.

Just to prove they can do it, just to prove it can be done, just to prove it could have been.

Posted by: Dwebian Pathoes at December 12, 2016 05:50 PM (OZSp9)

257 Aw shit Infidel...so sorry.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2016 05:50 PM (AGr9E)

258 Oh geez,this Star Trek TNG episode is a AGW analogy.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2016 05:50 PM (r/0kC)

259 I wish that Mr. Orange would name Laura Schlesinger WH director of communications; let her do her job; & stop with the thin-skinned tweets.

Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2016 05:51 PM (6kzAH)

260 Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2016 05:46 PM (KP5rU)

+++

I'm almost certain that before his re-election, the fuckstick stipulated that he wanted a less harrowing work schedule in his second term. And I think, this was briefly mentioned one day only never to be seen or heard of again.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2016 05:51 PM (CFc5L)

261 Parable?What is the correct word?In any case,it sucks.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2016 05:51 PM (r/0kC)

262 Totally unexpected. Think I'm still in shock. When a door closes, a window opens.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2016 05:51 PM (a62hT)

263 250: they are demonrats who stand for nothing except lining their old geezer pockets. they both should be forced to have mental examinations, then removed from office due to no brain activity. they can live out their days on a peanut farm making doilies. mccain is an attention whore. nothing more.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2016 05:51 PM (KP5rU)

264 244 McCain is so relieved to have a Republican president to stab in the back again.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2016 05:46 PM (3hIZX)


This is today's winner in the Unanimous Obvious Fact contest.

Please proceed offstage to accept your prize!

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2016 05:52 PM (jkmtt)

265 I can see one or two or three electors standing on principles and voting for Hillary when they should vote for Trump. Not enough to make a difference, but they would get their fame, and glory. Proudly standing on principle to no effect. Vainglorious to the bitter end.

Just to prove they can do it, just to prove it can be done, just to prove it could have been.

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Why would they vote for Hillary?

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2016 05:52 PM (d0/Da)

266 I have a question.... Hillary Clinton is a nobody now. Not a candidate. Not a senator. Where does she get off asking for an "intelligence briefing" before the Electoral College vote? These people have long since jumped the shark.

Posted by: AnnaS at December 12, 2016 05:52 PM (Jh/vN)

267 Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2016 05:47 PM (a62hT)

++++

That's just awful. I am so sorry.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2016 05:52 PM (CFc5L)

268 When a door closes, a window opens.

And that's when you toss in a grenade as you walk away from the building.

Sorry to hear they canned you, Infidel.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2016 05:53 PM (IcT7t)

269 Where does she get off asking for an "intelligence briefing" before the Electoral College vote?

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I don't know, but Obama is sort of in charge of this.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2016 05:53 PM (d0/Da)

270 Warp drive is destroying the space environment!

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2016 05:53 PM (r/0kC)

271 On the bright side, I will get to see the Inaguration.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2016 05:54 PM (a62hT)

272 214 Trump admittedly has pushed back harder than anyone . How's that working out so far in stopping the Press from continuing their propaganda machine? Truth be told they've doubled down. Hopefully they've gone too far and will destroy themselves.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 05:33 PM (FO7Ul)


I didn't see anyone talking about expecting the press to stop their propaganda machine. I just see people being highly critical of those that refused to fight back against it.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 12, 2016 05:54 PM (0nwtP)

273 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2016 05:49 PM (AGr9E)

Pretty pictures of cute puppies, just for Cannibal Bob....

http://tinyurl.com/hqqeb36

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2016 05:54 PM (42Mgr)

274 Totally unexpected. Think I'm still in shock. When a door closes, a window opens.
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2016 05:51 PM (a62hT)

That's a good way to look at it. All of my job changes have been for the better. Good luck, post something if you need job leads or the like.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2016 05:54 PM (MYX5P)

275 Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2016 05:53 PM (IcT7t)

Nah, can't do that. Been texting coworker on something that needs to go out today.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2016 05:55 PM (a62hT)

276 I lost a job I had for 26 years when the company folded.
I'm feeling for you Infidel, start looking right away because things will start picking up.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2016 05:55 PM (5sOEp)

277 My tits:

http://tinyurl.com/nskb5pl

They might not be a big as Fenelon's boobies, but they are beautiful.


Sorry to hear, Infidel.
I hear when God loses one door, He opens another...
Good luck to you.

Posted by: Chi at December 12, 2016 05:56 PM (xCv1X)

278 OT, but earlier today did I see in the comments where a long-time poster got banned?

Or is this just a false memory planted inside me, by the Russians?

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2016 05:56 PM (d6TTt)

279 258 Oh geez,this Star Trek TNG episode is a AGW analogy.
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2016 05:50 PM (r/0kC)


The Warp Speed limit episode?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 12, 2016 05:56 PM (0nwtP)

280 I really don't want to see a shooting war. The problem is we are dealing with delusional people. I understand that the Dems don't really elect a nominee. The idea that they can underhandedly void an election because they didn't win is just mad. We can't allow this and will have to put it down somehow.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 12, 2016 05:56 PM (Lqy/e)

281 GWB left Scooter Libby hanging as well when he should have cleaned the floor with Armitage and pardoned Libby!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2016 05:23 PM (wCEn4)


Right on! And Fitzferald ... or Fitzpatrick or whatever should have been raked over the coals for having abused his prosecutorial power by pursuing the case even as he knew that it was Armitradge from the start. ANd Colon Powell never suffered one bit from his back-stabbing in that case, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2016 05:57 PM (zc3Db)

282 I really don't want to see a shooting war. The problem is we are dealing with delusional people. I understand that the Dems don't really elect a nominee. The idea that they can underhandedly void an election because they didn't win is just mad. We can't allow this and will have to put it down somehow.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 12, 2016 05:56 PM (Lqy/e)

As Col. Krautman said over at his everyjoe blog before the election: make sure they start the shooting first. Though frankly, I doubt they will take it that far. Or I hope, at least.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2016 05:58 PM (MYX5P)

283 Right on! And Fitzferald ... or Fitzpatrick or
whatever should have been raked over the coals for having abused his
prosecutorial power by pursuing the case even as he knew that it was
Armitradge from the start. ANd Colon Powell never suffered one bit from
his back-stabbing in that case, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2016 05:57 P


And, don't forget the border agents that were jailed for doing their job.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2016 05:59 PM (a62hT)

284 Great looking sweater puppies:

http://tinyurl.com/zvah2dc

Posted by: NewAceinthehole at December 12, 2016 05:59 PM (tOcW/)

285 "Where does she get off asking for an "intelligence briefing" before the Electoral College vote?"

As the Presidential nominee of a major party, Comey went along with giving her an immunity cloak in effect saying that charging her was a political decision above his pay grade.

Having lost the election, she shouldn't have a security clearance. She shouldn't be able to get a government job.

Trump should realize that he has to put a stake through her heart. That doesn't require putting her in jail. But she and her minions need to be exposed.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2016 05:59 PM (SIY7D)

286 Nah, can't do that. Been texting coworker on something that needs to go out today.

Yeah, I can see how the last day would be too busy for that sort of thing.

Good luck on your job search.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2016 06:00 PM (IcT7t)

287 I can see one or two or three electors standing on principles and voting for Hillary when they should vote for Trump.

Posted by: Dwebian Pathoes at December 12, 2016 05:50 PM (OZSp9)


Those wouldn't be "principles" they were standing on.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2016 06:00 PM (zc3Db)

288 As Col. Krautman said over at his everyjoe blog before the election: make sure they start the shooting first. Though frankly, I doubt they will take it that far. Or I hope, at least.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2016 05:58 PM (MYX5P)

So, you can't envision the BLM jihadis riding around in technicals, shooting up the streets of Baltimore or Chicago or Philadelphia?

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2016 06:00 PM (d6TTt)

289 Posted by: Chi at December 12, 2016 05:56 PM (xCv1X)

Very attractive uhhhh...tits

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2016 06:01 PM (tOcW/)

290 Posted by: Chi at December 12, 2016 05:56 PM (xCv1X)

Very attractive uhhhh...tits
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2016 06:01 PM (tOcW/)


Yeah right. Can't fool me.
You girls.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2016 06:02 PM (d6TTt)

291 Can you i agine betraying the voters of, say, Texas? Or Oklahoma, or West Virginia?



YOU might have the balls to pull that shit, but I wouldn't, for anything.


And, incredibly there is one in Texas.

Posted by: An Observation at December 12, 2016 06:03 PM (7XLk9)

292
I can see one or two or three electors standing on principles and voting for Hillary when they should vote for Trump. Posted by: Dwebian Pathoes at December 12, 2016 05:50 PM (OZSp9)

A faithless elector standing on principle?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2016 06:03 PM (lKyWE)

293
McCain is so relieved to have a Republican president to stab in the back again.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Maybe people will call him "Maverick" again and Chris Matthews will invite him on his show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2016 06:03 PM (IqV8l)

294 Too bad, their best chance was to recount in Michigan. The last state to call it for Trump. Michigan could have started the recount with the ballet boxes they had already deemed tainted but irrelevant because Trump still got a majority statewide (such as the one that listed 600 votes but only had 50 ballets in it). Maybe the DNC sued to stop the recount there.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2016 06:04 PM (P/kVC)

295 The new theory shouldn't be that Russian hackers did it, but that Russian wizards did it. Manual and machine recounts are unable to detect any evidence if a voter in Wisconsin selected Clinton, put their ballot in a box, and inside the box a tiny magical dimensional portal swapped out that Clinton vote for a Trump one. As long as voting booths aren't sealed by protective wards and energy barriers, the Russians can still flip any election at will.

Posted by: Dan K. at December 12, 2016 06:05 PM (vzWa2)

296 279 Yes,what a ham handed schlock propoganda piece of shit.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2016 06:05 PM (r/0kC)

297 So, you can't envision the BLM jihadis riding around in technicals, shooting up the streets of Baltimore or Chicago or Philadelphia?
Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2016 06:00 PM (d6TTt)

I do have bad dreams sometimes. And there are some militants in the BLM who are already shooting cops. I just don't THINK the wider left will be gunning up. If they do, I have a head start on that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2016 06:06 PM (MYX5P)

298 Sorry to hear that Infidel. There's a few of us on here in the same situation. Insomniac, Mortimer, and myself. I'm sure there are others. In my case, the company moved me and my family halfway across the country, only to eliminate my position less than a year later.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2016 06:06 PM (kTF2Z)

299 Pretty pictures of cute puppies, just for Cannibal Bob....


Grate on everyones nerves is not what MAGA means.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2016 06:09 PM (8J/Te)

300 ...the Russians can still flip any election at will.

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Yeah, sure. Pull the other one.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2016 06:10 PM (kTF2Z)

301 Pull the other one.

Does it have bells? It is Christmas Season.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2016 06:12 PM (8J/Te)

302

Monday on ABC’s “The View,” co-host Joy Behar decried President-elect Donald Trump’s criticism of the CIA for alleging the Russian government had acted to Trump’s benefit to influence the outcome of last month’s presidential election.

Behar suggested Trump step down as president-elect before inauguration for the good of the country.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2016 06:13 PM (IqV8l)

303 Pretty pictures of cute puppies, just for Cannibal Bob....

http://tinyurl.com/hqqeb36
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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If you could've only posted an auto play version of that!

Posted by: Chi at December 12, 2016 06:13 PM (xCv1X)

304 Now they're going to get bored again...

Posted by: The Chicken at December 12, 2016 06:13 PM (n0SDC)

305 Thanks for saving our asses, Russia!

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2016 06:14 PM (Sfs6o)

306 Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2016 06:06 PM (kTF2Z)

Sorry to hear that. Duke, I didn't know that That' a miserable thing for them to do. BTW, how is your son doing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2016 06:14 PM (tOcW/)

307 The bottom line is never let anyone lie about you and always push back on the narrative.

One of the good things about having a Democrat run as a Republican is that they know how to fight.

Trump's a fighter so gird your loins and strap in, it's going to be a contentious and bumpy four years.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 12, 2016 06:15 PM (+lv+r)

308 That box of ballots that had 50 ballots in it instead of the 300 it said it had is being investigated? amirite? hello?

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2016 06:15 PM (n0SDC)

309

A federal jury has sentenced former Rep. Chaka Fattah to 10 years in prison for 23 counts of conspiracy, fraud, bribery and money laundering in a series of elaborate schemes that misappropriated funds.

Prosecutors say Fattah engaged in a "white collar crime spree," as WHYY's Aaron Moselle tells our Newscast unit, and expect that Fattah will serve most of his 10-year sentence in addition to paying over $600,000 in restitution.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2016 06:15 PM (IqV8l)

310 So Donny grabbed Hillary's and Jill's pussy metaphorically cause there is no way a world class cocks man like Trump goes anywhere near those mishes.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 12, 2016 06:16 PM (cOHS7)

311 Dear Joy Behar-How would Trump stepping down be for the good of the country because if he did then they'd be yammering about Pence? These folks are despicable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2016 06:16 PM (tOcW/)

312 303 Pretty pictures of cute puppies, just for Cannibal Bob....

http://tinyurl.com/hqqeb36
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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If you could've only posted an auto play version of that!
Posted by: Chi at December 12, 2016 06:13 PM (xCv1X)

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Evil.

Just pure evil.

Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 06:16 PM (CRotO)

313 Someone should find Red Dawn on Netflix.

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at December 12, 2016 06:18 PM (dGs9w)

314 Behar suggested Trump step down as president-elect before inauguration for the good of the country.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2016 06:13 PM

It may seem like it's just the crazy bitches, now. They are message coordinating. Two days from now, "Step down!" will be the drumbeat from every Dem, Hillary and Obama on down, and EVERY TV and newspapaer (including NRO, where the NeverTrump bear will re-awaken with fury), and the likes of McConnell, McCain, McMuffin, and Limpwrist Grahamnesty. It will be the "pussy-grabbing" thing all over again. Except this time they're all trying to vacate the results of an election. These arrogant fucks think the fire they're playing with is as manageable as a backyard barbecue.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 06:19 PM (S2VsH)

315 Joy Behar
ICM Agency N.Y.
730 5th Avenue
New York, NY 10019-4105
USA

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I think she needs a gift to lift her spirits...

https://dicksbymail.com/

Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 06:19 PM (CRotO)

316 So, then, how do we get a message to Trump that we don't want him to step down and the Democrats can (Metaphorically) go to hell?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2016 06:26 PM (tOcW/)

317 Turn out, if you can, for the Thank You Tour

Tue: West Allis, WI.

Thur: Hershey, PA.

Fri: Orlando, FL.

Sat: Mobile, AL.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2016 06:28 PM (SIY7D)

318 If Behar were to gain a few IQ points, I could replace my treasured box of hair with her.

I just don't understand how she (supposedly a she) has a career. I hear that she has a stand-up comic gig. I don't get it? Who thinks she is funny? Or smart enough to be on TV?

I won't go into the nastiness or evil stuff she's said.

Posted by: Chi at December 12, 2016 06:29 PM (xCv1X)

319 Lol. I take a break from writing and I get this? CBD...what's is it F*ck with cannibals day? First the boobies (with the blue feet) and now this?

I'm gonna slip some crack in the attic for your squirrels Charlie. Nothing like squirrels on crack.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2016 06:32 PM (AGr9E)

320 Turn out, if you can, for the Thank You Tour



Tue: West Allis, WI.
===========================


I wish I could go to that one. Donald better own a parka, I'll tell you that right now.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 12, 2016 06:32 PM (dFi94)

321 Thanks for asking, Fen. He's home now and on meds to help control anger. Seems to help, but you just know it's right below the surface so I'm on edge all the time. Haven't gotten the bill for his stay, but I imagine that chapter 11 is in my future.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2016 06:32 PM (kTF2Z)

322 There's always something new coming down the line, Infidel. And often better, imo.

It has been so long, but I vaguely remember the Carter to Reagan years.

'murica!, hell yeah. Unleashed, this country will get well.

just sayin' software hasn't been all that, but -- wait for it --
sometimes they hire the experienced, unafraid, etc. who dares ask, so you can't solve this -- so what are you doing about it? hired me - d e ll

Did I fix it? I shore did!

Lighten up, something comes your way...

Posted by: micky at December 12, 2016 06:33 PM (o5vMc)

323 319 Lol. I take a break from writing and I get this? CBD...what's is it F*ck with cannibals day? First the boobies (with the blue feet) and now this?

I'm gonna slip some crack in the attic for your squirrels Charlie. Nothing like squirrels on crack.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2016 06:32 PM (AGr9E)

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lol

Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 06:34 PM (CRotO)

324 My Brother-in-Law is about to become very pissed if the Jim Harbaugh to Rams rumor has legs.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2016 06:35 PM (z/Ubi)

325 Oh, and though 'suffering' in TX -- go Pats!
Probably be moving to go anywhere in 99,100,zzzzzzz
Never. TX has warmed my heart and mind.

Posted by: micky at December 12, 2016 06:35 PM (o5vMc)

326 I'm gonna slip some crack in the attic for your squirrels Charlie. Nothing like squirrels on crack.

Polar bears on meth might be interesting, if you can get them into the attic.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2016 06:36 PM (IcT7t)

327 Jim Harbaugh has stated that the Michigan gig is his dream job. Don't think he'd give that up for the Rams gig.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2016 06:37 PM (kTF2Z)

328 I used to hear Joy Behar on public service radio spots with McGruff the Crime Dog taking a bite out of crime.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2016 06:37 PM (IqV8l)

329 Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 06:19 PM (CRotO)

As one of my old bosses would have said, "Good on ya'!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2016 06:38 PM (wCEn4)

330 Besides, Bill Wynn told me that Fisher's stock is rising and he wouldn't get fired. Came from BW so you can take it to the bank.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2016 06:38 PM (kTF2Z)

331 A federal jury has sentenced former Rep. Chaka Fattah to 10 years in prison for 23 counts of conspiracy, fraud, bribery and money laundering in a series of elaborate schemes that misappropriated funds.

Prosecutors say Fattah engaged in a "white collar crime spree," as WHYY's Aaron Moselle tells our Newscast unit, and expect that Fattah will serve most of his 10-year sentence in addition to paying over $600,000 in restitution.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2016 06:15 PM (IqV8l)


Awesome. I used to be stuck in his district. He should have gotten more time. Those who abuse political power are the lowest and most dangerous of all.

I guess his news anchor wife has a lot to read, now. Is she still an anchor?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2016 06:39 PM (zc3Db)

332 Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2016 06:32 PM (kTF2Z)

Being on edge all the time sounds very hard. Thanks for the update and i will continue to keep him in prayer for healing and for strength and blessing for your family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2016 06:39 PM (tOcW/)

333 327 Jim Harbaugh has stated that the Michigan gig is his dream job. Don't think he'd give that up for the Rams gig.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2016 06:37 PM (kTF2Z)



Because coaches are totally honest when they say that stuff. Now as an Ohio State fan I'd rather see the whiner stay just because I think he can keep Michigan good and make them a challenge instead of a joke. But I'll laugh if he skips town.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2016 06:39 PM (z/Ubi)

334 Jim Harbaugh's life long goal is to win a Super Bowl not the B1G Conference. If Urban beats him another couple of times, without a *ichigan win, Jimmy will be back in the NFL

Posted by: jrg at December 12, 2016 06:46 PM (PIPMd)

335 But...The Rooskies!!!

Posted by: Cries in the Red Wilderness at December 12, 2016 06:46 PM (Tyii7)

336 The winner's lead being expanded by a recount is the expected result. More ballots cast for the winner equals a larger share of ballots that were likely to have been incorrectly thrown out. That's why Gore attempted to limit his shenanigans to Democrat-leaning metropolitan areas and opposed efforts for a statewide recount.

Still, we can all expect to hear for another decade about evil republicans stealing the election. Replace "Russian hackers" with butterfly ballots or Diebold and it's the same routine from 2000/2004.

Posted by: Sjg at December 12, 2016 06:47 PM (gDSJf)

337 It's going to be an early evening!1!

Posted by: Bill Spynn at December 12, 2016 06:50 PM (Tyii7)

338 298 Sorry to hear that Infidel. There's a few of us on here in the same situation. Insomniac, Mortimer, and myself. I'm sure there are others. In my case, the company moved me and my family halfway across the country, only to eliminate my position less than a year later.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2016 06:06 PM (kTF2Z)

Did not know that all of you. Gees. Keep us posted and prayers. Years ago for me, but 15 years with medical equipment company and they sell to our competitor.You know the rest.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2016 06:51 PM (AGr9E)

339 I guess his news anchor wife has a lot to read, now. Is she still an anchor?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2016 06:39 PM (zc3Db)


not an anchor, but on twitter @reneecfattah

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2016 06:52 PM (jkmtt)

340 298 Sorry to hear that Infidel. There's a few of us on here in the same situation. Insomniac, Mortimer, and myself. I'm sure there are others. In my case, the company moved me and my family halfway across the country, only to eliminate my position less than a year later.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2016 06:06 PM (kTF2Z)

Did not know that all of you. Gees. Keep us posted and prayers. Years ago for me, but 15 years with medical equipment company and they sell to our competitor.You know the rest.

DAMN !!! GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL !!

Posted by: Evilpens at December 12, 2016 06:53 PM (y3aQB)

341 https://tinyurl.com/hplafvg



EXPOSED Anti-Trump Faithless Elector TheChrisSuprun Paid For Ashley Madison While Bankrupt & Married w/ 3 Kids

Posted by: Evilpens at December 12, 2016 06:55 PM (y3aQB)

342 But...I thought Ashley Madison was breakfast danish.

Posted by: Chris Soporific at December 12, 2016 06:58 PM (Tyii7)

343 These arrogant fucks think the fire they're playing with is as manageable as a backyard barbecue.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 06:19 PM (S2VsH)


showing their endemic disregard and contempt for the citizenry and the founding principles of our nation.

Trump's thank you tour will help him stay grounded and remind him exactly why he signed up for all of this.
I wonder what he's thinking now about 0bama and his happytalk prior to ordering this sham investigation? Maybe finally Trump "gets" what he's dealing with.

God bless you and keep you President-Elect Trump.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2016 07:03 PM (jkmtt)

344 Like they did with Franken they need to recount again. Then they need to recount again, and keep going till he wins the popular vote

Posted by: Nate Ogden at December 12, 2016 07:29 PM (ZXluE)

345 Wonder what would happen if they did a recount of OH, SAY California!!!???

Posted by: Scotsfury at December 12, 2016 08:51 PM (2oiYO)

346 Trump Gained 131 Net Votes in Recount

Democrats'. Epic. Fail.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2016 08:52 PM (6FqZa)

347 Red Daw

Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2016 12:41 PM (LyWga)

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