Japanese Firm SoftBank Promises $50 Billion in Investment in America, Likely Generating 50,000 Jobs, After Meeting with Trump

According to The Wall Street Journal, Son told reporters at Trump Tower that the investment would come from a $100 billion fund created in partnership with the Saudi Arabia sovereign-wealth fund and other investors.
SoftBank in October announced a $100 billion tech fund with the Saudis called the SoftBank Vision Fund. The fund had not detailed where it would invest.
Details about the jobs or what sort of businesses the fund would invest in were not announced. But Son showed reporters a PowerPoint slide signed by Son and Trump with the vague numbers.
Shortly after the meeting, Trump tweeted the details of the agreement and said the deal never would have been done "had we (Trump) not won the election."

Allahpundit writes that this is probably to buy goodwill for a purchase of T-Mobile they're eyeing but may be blocked by the government on anti-trust grounds.

Well, you can't spell "propaganda victory" without "victory."

Posted by: Ace at 06:12 PM

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1 Howdy

Posted by: Aviator at December 06, 2016 06:14 PM (/Nite)

2 Trump has created more jobs as president-elect than Obama created in his 1st term.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2016 06:15 PM (4e+hS)

3 I'll wait to see how CNN frames this.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 06, 2016 06:15 PM (U6f54)

4 I missed the fake quotes thread
:-(

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2016 06:15 PM (6IPEM)

5 2nd!

& I read the content!

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 06, 2016 06:15 PM (ZQfW9)

6 Trump is also saving jobs, but not in a made up way like Obama.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2016 06:15 PM (4e+hS)

7 Good 50,000 people to donate to my new house, er, recount campaign!

Posted by: Jill Stein at December 06, 2016 06:16 PM (mtGE/)

8 Trump is also saving jobs, but not in a made up way like Obama.

Yep.

Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2016 06:17 PM (qUNWi)

9 SoftBank isn't a good name for a bank.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2016 06:18 PM (6IPEM)

10 I can't take anymore winning. I'm ready to lose again.

Posted by: JC at December 06, 2016 06:19 PM (3GSgE)

11 I hope a lot of those jobs go to West Virginia as a reward for their Republican governor.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2016 06:19 PM (4e+hS)

12 I think Trump was wrong, I'm NOT getting tired of winning.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deploribus Unum at December 06, 2016 06:19 PM (Ftuf+)

13 A President can get a lot done if he doesn't sleep in until noon.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2016 06:19 PM (MQZBa)

14 It's been less than 1 month since the election. Trump isn't even president yet.

And he's already created/saved over 50,000 jobs

Posted by: JC at December 06, 2016 06:20 PM (3GSgE)

15 4 I missed the fake quotes thread
:-(
Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2016 06:15 PM (6IPEM)
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I don't think anyone would mind if you posted a few here in this thread.

Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2016 06:20 PM (Sfs6o)

16 "Had WE not won the election."

Classy in victory, letting his supporters bask in it, too.

What a contrast to President Obama and his "America Last" beliefs.

Posted by: acethepug at December 06, 2016 06:20 PM (539ql)

17 Actually it's not so much the #winning but the break neck speed at which events are unfolding; it's breath taking (especially after the inefficiencies we are used to from gov).

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 06:20 PM (a0IVu)

18 Elaine Chao looks like a Cenobite called Dragon Lady.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 06, 2016 06:20 PM (4ErVI)

19 Rubbing real job creation in the Dems faces.

I love it. Moar please.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2016 06:21 PM (ul9CR)

20 *sock off*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2016 06:21 PM (4ErVI)

21 A President can get a lot done if he doesn't sleep in until noon.
___
Just because I am in bed doesn't mean I am sleeping...right Reggie?

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 06, 2016 06:21 PM (aZq03)

22 7 Good 50,000 people to donate to my new house, er, recount campaign!
Posted by: Jill Stein

Mrs. Stein, your fully customized 2017 Grand Turismo Convertable is ready for pick up. We can deliver it to hour home in Monte Carlo if you wish.

Posted by: Jill's Maserati Dealer at December 06, 2016 06:21 PM (ymXZC)

23 >> And he's already created/saved over 50,000 jobs

That's nothing compared to the number of boners he has created. Or saved.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 06:21 PM (DW+jj)

24

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said during a press conference Monday it was natural for World War II veterans to be “embittered” about Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s visit to Pearl Harbor, but they should get over it for the sake of America.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2016 06:21 PM (IqV8l)

25 I missed the fake quotes thread
:-(

Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2016 06:1

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I come in peace
I did not bring artillery,

But if I hear one more fvcking person say "I missed the thread"

I will fvcking kill all you MFER'S and the thread too.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 06, 2016 06:21 PM (zAEs4)

26 Some CNBC talking heads were pouting about this because they don't like Trump.
But Jim Cramer (Mad Money) appears to have turned into a Trump fan.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 06, 2016 06:21 PM (Om16U)

27 It's funny to listen to the left and the media try to talk this down. It's almost as if it's more important to them for Trump to do badly than for the country to do well.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2016 06:21 PM (/tuJf)

28 WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2016 06:21 PM (NOIQH)

29 Hey Ace, you still reading AP? Tuned him out for the election and have read him sporadically since. It's a daily SNL skit with him. Charlie the Contrarian or something. Take every piece of Trump news (negative or positive), and turn it into a #NeverTrump I told you so. Gets old.

Posted by: Matty at December 06, 2016 06:22 PM (+ULpH)

30 Trump's Inaugural Address:
My fellow Americans, every single thing you heard out of DC the last 8 years is complete fucking bullshit...

Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deploribus Unum at December 06, 2016 06:22 PM (Ftuf+)

31 10 I can't take anymore winning. I'm ready to lose again.
Posted by: JC

NOW thats a hill we can die on!!

Posted by: GOPe at December 06, 2016 06:22 PM (ymXZC)

32 Dude, WTF? You're supposed to redistribute American wealth, not bring new wealth into America.

Posted by: Barack at December 06, 2016 06:22 PM (XoldI)

33 They're looking at a change in the regulatory environment. That right there speaks volumes. And reducing the corporate tax rate ranks right up there as well. It will make American products less expensive to sell overseas.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 06, 2016 06:22 PM (9iR5/)

34 So where will these jobs manifest?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 06, 2016 06:23 PM (tHwdc)

35 "Over last 8 years, no foreign terrorist organization has successfully planned and executed an attack on our homeland" - Obama today.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2016 06:23 PM (4e+hS)

36 24, Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2016 06:21 PM (IqV8l)

What a turd.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 06:23 PM (a0IVu)

37 Yay! Sex Robots made in America!

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 06:23 PM (HgMAr)

38 "when i killed the t-mobile deal i was wearing 'the ultimate sock' - $49 for a 3-pack - at orvis."

gen. mattis

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 06, 2016 06:23 PM (WTSFk)

39 Remember when that beta sapling Earnest said "Now Trump just has to do that 800 times" (in reference to the 1,000 jobs)?

So now he just has to do this 16 more times.

Posted by: Mega at December 06, 2016 06:23 PM (EdXI9)

40 Sprint and T-Mobile stocks sharply UP after this announcement.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 06, 2016 06:23 PM (Om16U)

41 32 Dude, WTF? You're supposed to redistribute American wealth, not bring new wealth into America.

Posted by: Barack at December 06, 2016 06:22 PM (XoldI)

The money from those jobs sucks something like $3 for every $1 out of the economy.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 06, 2016 06:24 PM (4ErVI)

42 >>That's nothing compared to the number of boners he has created. Or saved.

Posted by: publius

Pfft.
I'M the boner expert! I know them from one end to the other.

Posted by: Obama at December 06, 2016 06:24 PM (/Nite)

43 All of this done without an office of the PE seal.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2016 06:24 PM (ZUl9V)

44 I cannot wait for the first multicultural scientific progressive to accuse Trump of selling out the country to those Furriners!

Posted by: rd at December 06, 2016 06:24 PM (Rtl0g)

45 SoftBank isn't a good name for a bank.
............

Yeah, I like BonerBank better.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 06:24 PM (HgMAr)

46 Once again, Trump is showing us his priorities.

And it isn't forcing trans bathrooms on school kids or "healing" the butthurt of the half of America that didn't vote for him. Hey, that reminds me --- we haven't been hearing as much about protests on the news lately. Huh, Trump mostly ignoring them and they're petering out...go figure!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2016 06:25 PM (NOIQH)

47 >>Sprint and T-Mobile stocks sharply UP after this announcement.

Sacred honor compels me to disclose that I am not a shareholder. But I am up.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2016 06:25 PM (MQZBa)

48 Over last 8 years, no foreign terrorist organization has successfully planned and executed an attack on our homeland" - Obama today.
--------

It would be news if he didn't lie.

Posted by: Mega at December 06, 2016 06:25 PM (EdXI9)

49 The money from those jobs sucks something like $3 for every $1 out of the economy.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 06, 2016 06:24 PM (4ErVI)

Pelosi is an expert on sucking dollars out of the economy.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 06, 2016 06:25 PM (Om16U)

50 Such is the state of my schadenboner, I can no longer make it through a doorway while walking sideways.

Posted by: Hank at December 06, 2016 06:25 PM (00CYo)

51 And he does all of this without that funky seal that said "Office of the President-elect"!

Remember that nonsense?

Yeah, good times, good times.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at December 06, 2016 06:25 PM (dhDgL)

52 SoftBank isn't a good name for a bank.

............

Yeah, I like BonerBank better.

------------------------

The Bank of Bangkok gives you both.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 06:26 PM (DW+jj)

53 Actually it's not so much the #winning but the break neck speed at which events are unfolding; it's breath taking (especially after the inefficiencies we are used to from gov).

It's what happens when you run fedgov like a business.

Which is how it should be run. Since fedgov doesn't have any money of it's own, it should be run as lean and efficient as the best run business. With an eye to turning a profit for it's shareholders - us!

And I've only harped on it for 35+ years.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:26 PM (784ZQ)

54 There is nothing better in industry and manufacturing than the American worker. The problem is finding products that will challenge the spirit and ingenuity of the human character. Another moon shot for-profit would be good start. Mars is crazy, but what are government actually good for if not killing and exploiting their citizens?

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2016 06:26 PM (hOptz)

55 Softbank makes fun TV ads, even for Japan.

https://youtu.be/1UbHPxixOGI

Posted by: Dan K. at December 06, 2016 06:26 PM (Q1naY)

56 Refractory Period Savings of japan

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2016 06:27 PM (MQZBa)

57 16 "Had WE not won the election."

Classy in victory, letting his supporters bask in it, too.

What a contrast to President Obama and his "America Last" beliefs.
Posted by: acethepug at December 06, 2016 06:20 PM (539ql)

Not to mention his need to make everything about him. I wonder if you did an analysis on the number of "I's" Obama and Trump say, would they be different by an order of magnitude or more?

Posted by: buzzion at December 06, 2016 06:27 PM (z/Ubi)

58 The Bank of Bangkok gives you both.

Bing Bang Ow - President

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:27 PM (784ZQ)

59 Limp Savings and Loan

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2016 06:27 PM (MQZBa)

60 And you know, I have to admit I kinda see how if I was on the other side I'd think this was all pretty presumptuous of a POTUS-Elect.

But you know what, I have no shits to give. We finally have a President who's going to do exactly what he said he was going to do. And these are real jobs, not the Obama administration's phoney-baloney "jobs." Trump is just champing at the bit to get going and he can't hold back. It's who he is. It's what he does. This is the Big Challenge he's been after, and now that he's months away from the levers of real power he has to start testing those levels.

I expect a lot more of this. And I'm ready to settle in and enjoy the ride.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2016 06:27 PM (ul9CR)

61 >>> Hey Ace, you still reading AP? Tuned him out for the election and have read him sporadically since. It's a daily SNL skit with him. Charlie the Contrarian or something. Take every piece of Trump news (negative or positive), and turn it into a #NeverTrump I told you so. Gets old.

i usually don't but did notice the T-Mobile/Sprint merger angle and thought it was important enough to mention.

Posted by: ace at December 06, 2016 06:27 PM (8rNrN)

62 Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is acknowledging that the outcome of last week's election means that Donald Trump will fill the 9-month-old Supreme Court vacancy.

Ginsburg also said you should stay away from the fruit cups because they go right through you.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2016 06:27 PM (4ErVI)

63 Turgid Trust

Posted by: Aviator at December 06, 2016 06:27 PM (/Nite)

64 Japanese Firm Softbank
..............

Or is it a Soft FirmBank?
Can't they just make up their friggin minds?

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 06:27 PM (HgMAr)

65 The Dem's are lost at sea. First they re-elect Pew-lowsi as minority leader and they're talking about Ellison *spit* for DNC head. They still don't realize that an awful lot of Americans are really sick and tired of PC and identity politics. So now they're gonna double down on the double down. It's like they don't have two functioning brain cells between them to rub together.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 06, 2016 06:29 PM (9iR5/)

66 Tumescent Credit Union

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2016 06:29 PM (MQZBa)

67 54 There is nothing better in industry and manufacturing than the American worker. The problem is finding products that will challenge the spirit and ingenuity of the human character. Another moon shot for-profit would be good start. Mars is crazy, but what are government actually good for if not killing and exploiting their citizens?

Think of all the gadgets that would hit the civilian market as a result of a manned Mars shot. Spur that economic growth.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:29 PM (784ZQ)

68 There is some blonde lady giving a speech at Trump's rally and she looks to be having herself a great old time.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 06:29 PM (a0IVu)

69 "Had WE not won the election."

Classy in victory, letting his supporters bask in it, too.

And his acceptance speech on election night: "I have just received a call from Secretary Clinton. She congratulated US-It's about US..."

I had goosebumps right there.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2016 06:29 PM (ul9CR)

70 Msm headline: trump continues to exhibit a worrisome friendliness to foreign interests, experts say.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at December 06, 2016 06:29 PM (+Rnhc)

71 >>Over last 8 years, no foreign terrorist organization has successfully
planned and executed an attack on our homeland" - Obama today.

Guess he hasn't seen it on the newsyet. When he gets around to hearing about all of these attacks, I am positive that no one will be angrier than he is about it. We just need to let him be clear about it when he catches up...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2016 06:29 PM (NOIQH)

72 but, but he met with Al Gore and dined with Mittens!!!

Posted by: oddnot at December 06, 2016 06:29 PM (g1MTt)

73 i usually don't but did notice the T-Mobile/Sprint merger angle and thought it was important enough to mention.

Posted by: ace at December 06, 2016 06:27 PM (8rNrN)

There was rumor of an acquisition a while back but I don't think it even got to the "will the Fed approve"stage.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 06, 2016 06:30 PM (Om16U)

74 Confucius say man with erection entering plane sideways going to Bangkok.

Posted by: Hank at December 06, 2016 06:30 PM (00CYo)

75 Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is acknowledging that the outcome of last week's election means that Donald Trump will fill the 9-month-old Supreme Court vacancy.

When does that leathery old twat catch out for New Zealand?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:30 PM (784ZQ)

76 9 SoftBank isn't a good name for a bank.

A lot better than the FlaccidDepository.

Posted by: wooga at December 06, 2016 06:31 PM (aOxPX)

77 >>When does that leathery old twat catch out for New Zealand?

Posted by: rickb223

She is more likely to cash out for Forest Lawn.

Posted by: Aviator at December 06, 2016 06:31 PM (/Nite)

78 As another moron who handle I forget quipped, whatever you do, don't ask for a bag of nuts from the stewardess on Thai airlines.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 06:31 PM (DW+jj)

79 Flaccid State Bank

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2016 06:32 PM (MQZBa)

80 When does that leathery old twat catch out for New Zealand?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:30 PM (784ZQ)

Right?? I mean you expect Hollywood trollops to renegade on their promises but surely a supreme court judge should have more integrity.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 06:32 PM (a0IVu)

81 Evening all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2016 06:32 PM (dELE3)

82 65 The Dem's are lost at sea. First they re-elect Pew-lowsi as minority leader and they're talking about Ellison *spit* for DNC head. They still don't realize that an awful lot of Americans are really sick and tired of PC and identity politics. So now they're gonna double down on the double down. It's like they don't have two functioning brain cells between them to rub together.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 06, 2016 06:29 PM (9iR5/)

They should be encouraged to continue. Maybe make Alan Grayson their spokesasshole, that will win them so much public appeal. Keep going, you crazy kids, you're almost there.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2016 06:32 PM (8nWyX)

83
Once again Trump wins in the field TFG abandoned because he was too caught up in transforming America into a jobless recovery state in which having more people stop looking for work vs having people hired to work constituted "winning".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 06:32 PM (fOgSR)

84 Link for the Trump rally:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jbntgzj

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2016 06:33 PM (ul9CR)

85 When does that leathery old twat catch out for New Zealand?

New Zealand called. Said that they don't want her. Said that we had to keep her. America haz a sadz.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 06, 2016 06:33 PM (9iR5/)

86 I expect a lot more of this. And I'm ready to settle in and enjoy the ride.

Settle in? The next four years are gonna be like rodeo sex.

Grab a handful and hang on.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:33 PM (784ZQ)

87 Actually it's not so much the #winning but the break neck speed at which events are unfolding; it's breath taking (especially after the inefficiencies we are used to from gov).
Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 06:20 PM (a0IVu)

I'm concerned the Democrats and GOPe are gonna bring things to a halt come January.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 06, 2016 06:33 PM (sYL5t)

88 It's good that he is getting to run the gov't efficiently.

He needs to be just as efficient in reducing it as well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 06, 2016 06:33 PM (89T5c)

89 The Dem's are lost at sea. First they re-elect Pew-lowsi as minority leader and they're talking about Ellison *spit* for DNC head. They still don't realize that an awful lot of Americans are really sick and tired of PC and identity politics. So now they're gonna double down on the double down. It's like they don't have two functioning brain cells between them to rub together.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 06, 2016 06:29 PM (9iR5/)

They should be encouraged to continue. Maybe make Alan Grayson their spokesasshole, that will win them so much public appeal. Keep going, you crazy kids, you're almost there.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2016 06:32 PM (8nWyX)

Damn straight...while they are digging, give them a bigger shovel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2016 06:34 PM (dELE3)

90 On my heart for many years--the working class. I am sickened by people who say "oh, it's impossible to bring back manufacturing" or (completely clueless) "we need to train people for the global economy." Stephen Bannon says Trump wants to start a revolution on this very issue. I pray to God it is not just talk.

Posted by: Caliban at December 06, 2016 06:34 PM (3GFMN)

91 Maybe Ruth Bader Ginsburg will try to outlast Trump?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2016 06:34 PM (IqV8l)

92 Japanese Firm SoftBank Promises:

Hrrary Crinton never Pwresednt.

Posted by: Batterup at December 06, 2016 06:34 PM (mtGE/)

93 She is more likely to cash out for Forest Lawn.

Either one works for me.
Don't go away mad RBG. Just go away.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:34 PM (784ZQ)

94 >>And you know, I have to admit I kinda see how if I was on the other side
I'd think this was all pretty presumptuous of a POTUS-Elect.

Sure, I also remember the MSM collectively deciding that Bush should just vacate the WH after the election to let light-bringer get started already.

You what's great? Trump is just f'ing doing it, embracing the "better to ask forgiveness than permission" thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2016 06:34 PM (NOIQH)

95 Diamond & Silk are up!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2016 06:35 PM (ul9CR)

96 But, he's not really President yet! And, and, Recounts!!

Posted by: Dembots at December 06, 2016 06:35 PM (XoldI)

97 Diamond and Silk!!!love those ladies

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 06:35 PM (a0IVu)

98 Taking odds on the out of the work force numbers in the first month of the Trump Presidency.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2016 06:35 PM (ZUl9V)

99 Diamond and Silk now speaking at rally -

Sing out sistas!

Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2016 06:35 PM (jkmtt)

100
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Current occupant of the Margaret Sanger, Proud Practicing Eugenicist Seat on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 06:35 PM (fOgSR)

101 I just knew they'd be there tonight!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2016 06:35 PM (ul9CR)

102
i usually don't but did notice the T-Mobile/Sprint merger angle and thought it was important enough to mention.

Posted by: ace at December 06, 2016

-------

AP and Patterico are vying for the academy award for "sounding the most like a 13 yr old girl who hates Daddy"

There a several others gaining on them..

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 06, 2016 06:35 PM (zAEs4)

103 35 "Over last 8 years, no foreign terrorist organization has successfully planned and executed an attack on our homeland" - Obama today.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2016 06:23 PM (4e+hS)

The lone wolves are running wild, though. Sometimes in pairs.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 06, 2016 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

104 Tokyo Savings and Bone

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 06:35 PM (HgMAr)

105
I'm concerned the Democrats and GOPe are gonna bring things to a halt come January.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 06, 2016 06:33 PM (sYL5t)

It works to Trump' s advantage. If the Dems try to block it, people are going to think - there go the Carrier jobs. There goes the SoftBank investment. There goes the stock market gains. Shut up and sit down, Dems.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 06, 2016 06:36 PM (Om16U)

106 OT: I'm at the gym and I look up to see what CNN is saying. One of the talking heads is saying that Trump saying that the new Air Force One is too expensive and should be cancelled is the government picking winners and losers.

Posted by: Independent George at December 06, 2016 06:36 PM (FKOs9)

107 "...With an eye to turning a profit for it's shareholders - us! "

Am I the only one who read this as "With an eye to turning a profit for it's schadenboners!"??

Posted by: fly gal at December 06, 2016 06:36 PM (8TdcF)

108 101
I just knew they'd be there tonight!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2016 06:35 PM (ul9CR)
Dang! They know how to bring it on.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 06:37 PM (a0IVu)

109
Further proof of a robust economy that Trump will inherit from President Obama.

Posted by: New York Times at December 06, 2016 06:37 PM (yfObW)

110 Joe Biden to the rescue in 2020!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2016 06:38 PM (IqV8l)

111 I saw Flaccid Depository open.

Posted by: Mega at December 06, 2016 06:38 PM (EdXI9)

112 "Over last 8 years, no foreign terrorist organization has successfully planned and executed an attack on our homeland" - Obama today.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2016 06:23 PM (4e+hS)

The lone wolves are running wild, though. Sometimes in pairs.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 06, 2016 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

For Fredo to say that and say out loud and in public just goes to show how little he understands or gives a crap. And he hates America like that prick Press Sec who told the old Vets who fought the Japs to get over it. Cock suckers one and all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2016 06:38 PM (dELE3)

113 Rush was saying that while not being the cause of Trumps Tweet that Boeing is a big Obama/Clinton supporter

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2016 06:39 PM (5sOEp)

114 It works to Trump' s advantage. If the Dems try to block it, people are going to think - there go the Carrier jobs. There goes the SoftBank investment. There goes the stock market gains. Shut up and sit down, Dems.

And after 84 million dollars of Obama vacays, I'm not too broken up over the $6 million in tax abatements to Carrier to save 1,000 jobs.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:39 PM (784ZQ)

115 Heard Barky mention acts of terrorism and he said Ft. Hood. First time I heard from him it wasn't workplace violence.

Posted by: Hank at December 06, 2016 06:39 PM (00CYo)

116 Fine, willow me. Just fine!

Reposted.

437 Hey, horde! I've introduced oldest son to the HQ. He's currently an E-5 in the Navy and this is his first foray into the comments. Stay out of the barrel, son.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2016 06:40 PM (kTF2Z)

117
Love Diamond and Silk, definitely keeping it real...the Donald needs to gloat, we need to celebrate, Jill Stein needs to stop recounts because every time he wins again, we'll celebrate and gloat again.

Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2016 06:40 PM (jkmtt)

118 84 Link for the Trump rally:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jbntgzj

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2016 06:33 PM (ul9CR)

Heh Diamond and Silk speaking. See a couple of those USA 45 hats Trump was wearing the other day too.

Too much triggering!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2016 06:40 PM (4ErVI)

119 Zombie Ruthy will never keel over.

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2016 06:41 PM (5sOEp)

120 Who wants to bet that by this time next year, there will be $1 TRILLION in private investment just because of Pres. Trump?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 06, 2016 06:41 PM (BS8yt)

121 Hey, horde! I've introduced oldest son to the HQ. He's currently an E-5 in the Navy and this is his first foray into the comments. Stay out of the barrel, son.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Whoo hoo! And welcome Duke V.2!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:41 PM (784ZQ)

122 I'm concerned the Democrats and GOPe are gonna bring things to a halt come January.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 06, 2016 06:33 PM (sYL5t)

Obama set the pen and phone precedent.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at December 06, 2016 06:41 PM (J70i0)

123 I am loving Diamond and Silk

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2016 06:41 PM (NOIQH)

124 Japanese Firm Softbank. Get it?

Posted by: Mega at December 06, 2016 06:41 PM (EdXI9)

125 They lost the feed from the Trump rally and are currently re-running the Cincinnati speech.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 06, 2016 06:42 PM (sdi6R)

126 88--- It's good that he is getting to run the gov't efficiently.
He needs to be just as efficient in reducing it as well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 06, 2016 06:33 PM (89T5c)
--------------------------------
Does he have any desire to reduce it?
Has that ever been a major theme of his?
Alas, I don't think so.

At least he isn't an ideologue invested in big government for big government's sake.
And he knows how stifling over-regulation, red tape, and over-taxation can be.

So, even if we shouldn't expect much (if anything) from him on reducing government, he's better than TFG and the Bitch.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 06, 2016 06:42 PM (Nox3c)

127 437 Hey, horde! I've introduced oldest son to the HQ. He's currently an E-5 in the Navy and this is his first foray into the comments. Stay out of the barrel, son.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2016 06:40 PM (kTF2Z)

===

That would be the Marquess of Lowell?
Welcome, milord!

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 06, 2016 06:42 PM (Om16U)

128 Zombie Ruthy will never keel over.

Not until she pulls that stick outta her ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:42 PM (784ZQ)

129
On my heart for many years -- the working class. I am sickened by people who say "oh, it's impossible to bring back manufacturing" or (completely clueless) "we need to train people for the global economy."

For the past two decades I have driven through towns in the counties that surround Philadelphia where there are scores of abandoned and vacant buildings that formerly held manufacturing concerns.

It completely floored me that this country could not find the wherewithal and drive to bring them back to life.

One party preferred turning the former employees into permanent wards of the state, while the other party merely wanted the same transformation to take a little longer.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 06:42 PM (fOgSR)

130

If Japan really wants to dump cash into the US, they should invest in start up companies. Places like Amazon before they got big. Buying into established businesses might net you a few percent above inflation but the big money is finding the Hot New Thing.

I will never forget the SF story, even if I have forgotten the title and the author, about the new gadget two guys in college imagined. One guy, an American, tried to interest new business in his idea, and no one would buy it. The other guy, a Japanese guy took the idea back home and got it put into production. The big idea (in the '80's) was a Kindle book reader.

Look at SF from the '50's. The computers were the size of houses, and input/output was paper tape in machine machine language.

Posted by: Resolutely Optomistic at December 06, 2016 06:42 PM (OsxVm)

131 121
Hey, horde! I've introduced oldest son to the HQ. He's currently an E-5
in the Navy and this is his first foray into the comments. Stay out of
the barrel, son.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

What's his nic, Duke Lowell? Is he cute? I keed, I keed...welcome!!!

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 06:42 PM (a0IVu)

132 Hey, horde! I've introduced oldest son to the HQ. He's currently an E-5 in the Navy and this is his first foray into the comments. Stay out of the barrel, son.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Outstanding!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 06, 2016 06:43 PM (dELE3)

133 Trump definitely needs to keep doing these rallies.

Nice to see Diamond and Silk are still making appearances too.

Those two were all in on Trump EARLY. I think they were the first people I saw going viral shortly after Trump announced he was running.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2016 06:43 PM (4ErVI)

134 Relax and watch Donald J. Trump work, baby

Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2016 06:43 PM (jkmtt)

135 Well, you can't spell "propaganda victory" without "victory."
===========
It still feels like winning and makes my dick hard.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 06, 2016 06:43 PM (e2Rx3)

136 103: Obama seems to have upped his game- that's Clintonian-level word parsing.

Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2016 06:43 PM (R2dMB)

137 437 Hey, horde! I've introduced oldest son to the HQ. He's currently an E-5 in the Navy and this is his first foray into the comments. Stay out of the barrel, son.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2016 06:40 PM (kTF2Z)

---------

It's beautiful in here..come closer..

Posted by: The Barrel smelling fresh meat. at December 06, 2016 06:44 PM (zAEs4)

138 Japanese Firm Softbank. Get it?

Posted by: Mega at December 06, 2016 06:41 PM (EdXI9)
.............

A soft place to bank your stiffy?

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 06:44 PM (HgMAr)

139 Diamond and Silk for WH Press Secretary. Just put up there and let 'em sass those pussies all day long.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 06:44 PM (DW+jj)

140
127 437 Hey, horde! I've introduced oldest son to the HQ. He's currently an E-5 in the Navy and this is his first foray into the comments. Stay out of the barrel, son.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2016 06:40 PM

Did you equip him with a sufficient stockpile of ampersands?

Welcome!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 06:44 PM (fOgSR)

141 If Ruthie ever keels over the Dems will keep her propped up like Weekend At Bernie's.

Posted by: Hank at December 06, 2016 06:45 PM (00CYo)

142 If Japan really wants to dump cash into the US, they should invest in start up companies. Places like Amazon before they got big. Buying into established businesses might net you a few percent above inflation but the big money is finding the Hot New Thing.

Smaller/cheaper color thermal imaging scopes.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:45 PM (784ZQ)

143 Hey, horde! I've introduced oldest son to the HQ. He's currently an E-5 in the Navy and this is his first foray into the comments. Stay out of the barrel, son.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2016 06:40 PM (kTF2Z)

Welcome aboard, shippie. Here's your qual card, get hot, nub.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2016 06:45 PM (8nWyX)

144 When Donald Trump saves jobs he don't care if you're democrat or republican, black or white, he's working for you!

(these are Diamond and Silk quotes)

Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2016 06:45 PM (jkmtt)

145 People are having a good time at the rally - dancing and all..wish I was there.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 06:45 PM (a0IVu)

146 Under the SCOAMF, the only place that increased employment was government - the regulatory agencies that plague us. Eight years from now, I'd like to see an HONEST comparison of the number of productive, PRIVATE SECTOR jobs created by Trump, versus the number of real jobs destroyed by Obama.

Hell, Trump is "saving or creating" more jobs in the four weeks since the general election that Obama did in two full terms in the White House.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 06, 2016 06:45 PM (iIzG7)

147 Welcome, Son of Duke!

Posted by: bluebell at December 06, 2016 06:45 PM (sBOL1)

148 >>Diamond and Silk for WH Press Secretary. Just put up there and let 'em sass those pussies all day long.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2016 06:46 PM (NOIQH)

149 Stay out of the barrel, son.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2016 06:40 PM (kTF2Z)

Excellent advice.
Welcome!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 06, 2016 06:46 PM (tHwdc)

150 Hey, horde! I've introduced oldest son to the HQ. He's currently an E-5 in the Navy and this is his first foray into the comments. Stay out of the barrel, son.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2016 06:40 PM

Did you equip him with a sufficient stockpile of ampersands?

Welcome!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

Duke, send him these in case he runs out.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:46 PM (784ZQ)

151 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 06:44 PM (DW+jj)

you may be on to something there.

The Donald is still an hour away from the rally, I'm out.

Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2016 06:46 PM (jkmtt)

152 so what's his nic? Son of Duke? Lil' Duke?

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 06:47 PM (HgMAr)

153 Hey, horde! I've introduced oldest son to the HQ. He's currently an E-5 in the Navy and this is his first foray into the comments. Stay out of the barrel, son.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Tip for newbies: if you are confused or puzzled by a word used in the comments, simply Google it. That's the safest way to find out.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 06, 2016 06:47 PM (Om16U)

154 Superschadenbonerschlonger!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2016 06:47 PM (ywNoU)

155 SoftBank isn't a good name for a bank.
Posted by: L, Elle

While I take second to no one in pointing out the Japanese knack for shitty marketing names, SoftBank isn't a bank.

It started as a cell phone company that's acquired a portfolio of tech companies.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2016 06:48 PM (1G5R8)

156 152 so what's his nic? Son of Duke? Lil' Duke?
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 06:47 PM (HgMAr)

Dukie?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2016 06:48 PM (ywNoU)

157 Pollywog or Shellback

All are welcome.

Posted by: Barrel at December 06, 2016 06:48 PM (MQZBa)

158 I like that Trump is putting Boeing on notice about the new Air Force One. You can feel the panic that the gravy train is going to take a hit.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at December 06, 2016 06:48 PM (J70i0)

159 Hey, horde! I've introduced oldest son to the HQ. He's currently an E-5 in the Navy and this is his first foray into the comments. Stay out of the barrel, son.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Tip for newbies: if you are confused or puzzled by a word used in the comments, simply Google it. That's the safest way to find out.
Posted by: Votermom

And always with safe search off & "with images" on.
To make sure you can find it all.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:48 PM (784ZQ)

160 "Tip for newbies: if you are confused or puzzled by a word used in the
comments, simply Google it. That's the safest way to find out."

And to follow up on Votermom's always-excellent advice, if there's a link in the comments to a picture or video, it's ALWAYS safe to click on it and check it out.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 06, 2016 06:48 PM (iIzG7)

161 Il Duce

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 06, 2016 06:48 PM (Om16U)

162 Liberal panty-boys want jobs?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 06, 2016 06:48 PM (qnrqv)

163 Trump doesn't need a Press Secretary. Just him and the press every morning, 5 am.

Posted by: flyover at December 06, 2016 06:48 PM (SVz6E)

164
@153
Ha!. I was following links, and one link lead to another, and another, and macafee popped up a window and ask, "Do you really want to go there? Risky behavior going to web pages like that."

Posted by: Resolutely Optomistic at December 06, 2016 06:48 PM (OsxVm)

165 Hey, don't fuck with Barry Obama! He wants to develop wind and solar power. You know, green! Like earthworm farms and algae! Banging technology for grade schoolers, yo!

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2016 06:48 PM (hOptz)

166 Son of Duke, come out to plaaaaaaaaay.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2016 06:48 PM (/tuJf)

167 Diamond and Silk- Ambassadors to inner cities

Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2016 06:49 PM (ZUl9V)

168
The next time "You didn't build that!" is uttered, I hope the utterer gets roundly beaten about the head and shoulders.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 06:49 PM (fOgSR)

169 What the hell is Trump doing?! It's like he's on our side or something.

Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2016 06:50 PM (TqmC9)

170 166 Son of Duke, come out to plaaaaaaaaay.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2016 06:48 PM (/tuJf)

*clinks three beer bottles together*

Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2016 06:50 PM (ywNoU)

171 141 If Ruthie ever keels over the Dems will keep her propped up like Weekend At Bernie's.
Posted by: Hank at December 06, 2016 06:45 PM (00CYo)
----------------------------
They've got that taxidermist they used for dead Robert Byrd on speed dial, I'm sure.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 06, 2016 06:50 PM (Nox3c)

172

It's as if there were some sort of organized thought process directed at accomplishing these things.

A 'plan' if you will.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 06, 2016 06:50 PM (zu88C)

173 Did you equip him with a sufficient stockpile of ampersands?

Welcome!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 06:44 PM (fOgSR)

---------

And a haz-mat suit?

He's definitely gonna need one of those.

Welcome Dukee-san.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 06, 2016 06:50 PM (zAEs4)

174 Japanese have goofy names in English, but in Japanese I bet the banks name is Morning Cherry Tree Flower Blossom

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2016 06:50 PM (5sOEp)

175 73 i usually don't but did notice the T-Mobile/Sprint merger angle and thought it was important enough to mention.

Posted by: ace at December 06, 2016 06:27 PM (8rNrN)

There was rumor of an acquisition a while back but I don't think it even got to the "will the Fed approve"stage.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 06, 2016 06:30 PM (Om16U)

Well if it happens here's hoping they go with T-Mobile spokesmen because they tend to choose attractive women. Where as Sprint's brilliant idea was to bring back that gay ass Verizon guy from the early 2000s.

And Verizon was very smart to have that lisping idiot only say "can you hear me now? Good."

Posted by: Buzzion at December 06, 2016 06:50 PM (L0d+D)

176
Oh my, yes! The links posted here are top-notch and are always illuminating!

Must click!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 06:51 PM (fOgSR)

177 >> They've got that taxidermist they used for dead
>> Robert Byrd on speed dial, I'm sure.

We can do much better than that.

Posted by: Disney Imagineering at December 06, 2016 06:51 PM (TppKb)

178 Styxenhammer mocks Salon leftys who intend to form a new Commie red guard. In the meantime takes out Glenn Beck, the Bushes, FDR, the recount etc. He's all over the place.

The gist of his commentary is that if the best achievement of DJT is that he ended the Bush and Clinton dynasties, it's good enough for him.

http://tinyurl.com/gwfk4uz

(If you have 17 minutes to spare)

Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2016 06:51 PM (jkmtt)

179 https://tinyurl.com/hbrg78h

BUSTED! Texas Rogue Electoral Delegate Chris Suprun Is Linked to far left Van Jones, Think Progress (Updated)

Posted by: Evilpens at December 06, 2016 06:52 PM (y3aQB)

180 Hey, horde! I've introduced oldest son to the HQ. He's currently an E-5 in the Navy and this is his first foray into the comments. Stay out of the barrel, son.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

+++

Remember to tell him that Ace is the warmest, kindest, and most thoughtful man in the universe. Just don't bring up the messenger-bag thingy.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 06, 2016 06:52 PM (CFc5L)

181 >> They've got that taxidermist they used for dead
>> Robert Byrd on speed dial, I'm sure.

So can we!

Posted by: Google Robotics at December 06, 2016 06:52 PM (TppKb)

182
* refreshes sig link *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 06:52 PM (fOgSR)

183 >>There was rumor of an acquisition a while back but I don't think it even got to the "will the Fed approve"stage.

It was actually more than a rumor. But the head of the FCC came out early and said he had doubts about the deal so it kind of fizzled.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2016 06:53 PM (/tuJf)

184 120
Who wants to bet that by this time next year, there will be $1 TRILLION in private investment just because of Pres. Trump?
========
That's going to be horrible.

Can you imagine the airline ticket prices since they'll all have to route around all those skyscraper boners?

I fear even America will tip over; even though we're much larger than Guam.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 06, 2016 06:53 PM (e2Rx3)

185 >>We can do much better than that.

Posted by: Disney Imagineering

Yeah, I saw what you did with Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: Aviator at December 06, 2016 06:53 PM (/Nite)

186 121 Hey, horde! I've introduced oldest son to the HQ. He's currently an E-5 in the Navy and this is his first foray into the comments. Stay out of the barrel, son.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Whoo hoo! And welcome Duke V.2!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:41 PM (784ZQ

Welcome aboard.

ps, send pics of the duchess.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 06, 2016 06:53 PM (qnrqv)

187 I'm concerned the Democrats and GOPe are gonna bring things to a halt come January.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 06, 2016 06:33 PM (sYL5t)

To paraphrase something Obama said, Trump is the only thing standing between the Political Class and the Torches and Pitchforks.

Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2016 06:54 PM (XoldI)

188 Posted by: Evilpens at December 06, 2016 06:52 PM (y3aQB)

no. WAI.

Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2016 06:54 PM (jkmtt)

189 Japan needs to admit more Syrians and Somalis. Those racist f*ckers should be glad I wasn't elected. I'd show them where they get off. I'd terraform them with refugees.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 06, 2016 06:54 PM (QlyN5)

190 And to follow up on Votermom's always-excellent advice, if there's a link in the comments to a picture or video, it's ALWAYS safe to click on it and check it out.
................

And don't be afraid to ask the Horde for tips on dating, marriage and fashion.
We're full of great advice!

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 06:54 PM (HgMAr)

191 Evilpens is this the guy who claims to be a Republican delegate and won't vote for Trump because he was mean to the SNL crew?

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2016 06:54 PM (5sOEp)

192 Remember to tell him that Ace is the warmest, kindest, and most thoughtful man in the universe.

And always email Ace suggestions for thread topics and criticize his choices when you don't like them. He always values input.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:54 PM (784ZQ)

193 >> BUSTED! Texas Rogue Electoral Delegate Chris
>> Suprun Is Linked to far left Van Jones, Think
>> Progress (Updated)

So the board of that outfit is Van Jones and three of his bestest girlfriends?

I guess it's twoo...

Posted by: Google Robotics at December 06, 2016 06:55 PM (TppKb)

194 sockfail

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 06:55 PM (TppKb)

195 And don't be afraid to ask the Horde for tips on dating, marriage and fashion.
We're full of great advice!
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 06:54 PM (HgMAr)

I think we actually have a dating service now too!
Uh, any word from the survivors?

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 06, 2016 06:55 PM (Om16U)

196 >> And don't be afraid to ask the Horde for tips on
>> dating, marriage and fashion.

Oh, and alcohol.

*hic*

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 06:56 PM (TppKb)

197 No wonder W VA went for Trump by over 45 points.
Down home taxidermists can't get a break with all them high-falutin' lefty companies like Google and Disney around.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 06, 2016 06:56 PM (Nox3c)

198 Dipshit Allahpundit will have not a good thing to say for the next 4, hopefully 8 years.

Posted by: Brad at December 06, 2016 06:56 PM (loVRi)

199 I'm concerned the Democrats and GOPe are gonna bring things to a halt come January.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 06, 2016 06:33 PM (sYL5t)

Then Trump just starts doing rallies. And keeps doing them until the appropriate pressure on the stooges in Congress reaches unbearable heights.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2016 06:56 PM (4ErVI)

200
Megaphone Strategies

Geez, progs really do play Diversity Pokemon Go, don't they?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 06:56 PM (fOgSR)

201 And don't be afraid to ask the Horde for tips on dating, marriage and fashion.
We're full of great advice!
Posted by: wth

Hookers & blow on shore leave is always a stress reliever!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:56 PM (784ZQ)

202 What the hell is Trump doing?! It's like he's on our side or something.

Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2016 06:50 PM (TqmC9)
............

I know. It kind of creeps me out.
Not used to it. At. All.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 06:57 PM (HgMAr)

203 >> I think we actually have a dating service now too!
>> Uh, any word from the survivors?

They're still shackled up in the basement, was just gonna go put some more vaseline on them and adjust the power tools.

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 06:57 PM (TppKb)

204 Watch Rand Paul. He's gonna be a ratfucker, I think.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 06:57 PM (DW+jj)

205 Messenger Bag is Standard Navy Issue, right?

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2016 06:57 PM (MQZBa)

206 >>121 Hey, horde! I've introduced oldest son to the HQ....

The best advice is always...no, wait, that's not right: never copy/paste from MS word into comments. Unless you want a self-guided tour of The Barrel.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2016 06:57 PM (NOIQH)

207 198
Dipshit Allahpundit will have not a good thing to say for the next 4, hopefully 8 years.

Posted by: Brad at December 06, 2016 06:56 PM (loVRi)
Must suck to be him right now - Trump won, GOP holds the house and senate, Jets are abysmal.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 06:57 PM (a0IVu)

208 I'm concerned the Democrats and GOPe are gonna bring things to a halt come January.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 06, 2016 06:33 PM (sYL5t)

Then Trump just starts doing rallies. And keeps doing them until the appropriate pressure on the stooges in Congress reaches unbearable heights.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

And busts a move with his pen & phone thanks to President Precedent.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 06:58 PM (784ZQ)

209 And always email Ace suggestions for thread topics and criticize his choices when you don't like them. He always values input.
Posted by: rickb223 at December

-------

And always put man-purse in the subject line.

It's like a password that gives you access to a lot of ace's caring words .

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 06, 2016 06:58 PM (zAEs4)

210 NBCNightlyNews
06/12/16 18:45
Sources: Army Corps of Engineers recommended approval of Dakota pipeline easement, but Army civilian leadership decided to deny - @ckubeNBC

Posted by: Evilpens at December 06, 2016 06:58 PM (y3aQB)

211 Ok, he's either being bashful or he's launching missles into Tijuana. Could be either.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2016 06:59 PM (kTF2Z)

212
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2016 06:54 PM (5sOEp

YEPPERS!

Posted by: Evilpens at December 06, 2016 06:59 PM (y3aQB)

213 >> Watch Rand Paul. He's gonna be a ratfucker, I
>> think.

Theme music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyPJaxPclLY

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 06:59 PM (TppKb)

214 205 Messenger Bag is Standard Navy Issue, right?
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2016 06:57 PM (MQZBa)

Comes with the BCGs don't they?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 06, 2016 06:59 PM (L0d+D)

215
I'm the only one who thought of Caddyshack when Rodney Dangerfield was hanging out with his Japanese pal "Wong (no offense)"?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2016 07:00 PM (vHU+c)

216 Ok, he's either being bashful or he's launching missles into Tijuana. Could be either.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

I'm betting it more like, "Dad, wtf have you gotten me into??"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 07:00 PM (784ZQ)

217 Speaking of man purse, I had a meeting with a young engineer who sported a man purse. One of those with a cross body strap and he kept his keys and his wallet in his man purse (just like a woman would). It was bizarre.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 07:00 PM (a0IVu)

218 Hey! I brought in foreign investment too! To my campaigns!

Posted by: Baruq at December 06, 2016 07:00 PM (XoldI)

219 >> Sources: Army Corps of Engineers recommended
>> approval of Dakota pipeline easement, but Army
>> civilian leadership decided to deny - @ckubeNBC

Save us Obi-wan Mattis, you're our only hope.

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 07:01 PM (TppKb)

220 I have a dem butt hurt BIL, ya know what he says all the time? YEPPERS! Can't stand him, can't stand yeppers.

Posted by: flyover at December 06, 2016 07:01 PM (SVz6E)

221 >>It was bizarre.

Bizarre is French for Gay, right?

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2016 07:01 PM (MQZBa)

222 SoftBank isn't a good name for a bank.
We agree!

Posted by: Super Terrific Happy Crazy Bank of Tokyo at December 06, 2016 07:02 PM (JF8tR)

223
If Al Czervic (Rodney Dangerfield) and Ronald Reagan had a son...

he'd be Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2016 07:02 PM (vHU+c)

224 Rush was talking about this guy and I knew he was a hard core Leftist.

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2016 07:02 PM (5sOEp)

225 Hey! I'm still important! Pay attention to me! My wife looks like a supermodel! I'm not gay, swearsies!

Posted by: Choom Boy at December 06, 2016 07:02 PM (PY9jH)

226 >> SoftBank isn't a good name for a bank.

It's not a bank, it's a VC outfit.

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 07:02 PM (TppKb)

227 Speaking of man purse, I had a meeting with a young engineer who sported a man purse. One of those with a cross body strap and he kept his keys and his wallet in his man purse (just like a woman would). It was bizarre.

If you saw mine, it's a Maxpedition briefcase with an H&K USP Compact .45 & 3 magazines.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 07:02 PM (784ZQ)

228 Well, Trump and Mad Dog will be up soon. I'm getting the lotion ready.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 07:02 PM (DW+jj)

229
French is French for gay... or is it French for cheese-eating surrender monkeys?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 07:02 PM (fOgSR)

230 Speaking of man purse, I had a meeting with a young engineer who sported a man purse. One of those with a cross body strap and he kept his keys and his wallet in his man purse (just like a woman would). It was bizarre.
Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016

---------

That's a man, baby!!!

Wait, I'm so confused!!!

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 06, 2016 07:02 PM (zAEs4)

231 And to follow up on Votermom's always-excellent advice, if there's a link in the comments to a picture or video, it's ALWAYS safe to click on it and check it out.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 06, 2016 06:48 PM (iIzG7)

Plus it's safe to comment on old threads, even from years ago.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 06, 2016 07:03 PM (sYL5t)

232 LOL

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/CzAjdipWIAEfhqq.jpg

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 06, 2016 07:03 PM (Om16U)

233 If Al Czervic (Rodney Dangerfield) and Ronald Reagan had a son...

he'd be Donald J. Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Close it up. We have a threadwinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 07:03 PM (784ZQ)

234 Ok, he's either being bashful or he's launching missles into Tijuana. Could be either.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2016 06:59 PM (kTF2Z)
.............

Good grief! I hope you told him not to hit the Donkey Bar!!!

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 07:03 PM (HgMAr)

235 Trump's got a little Thurston Howell III in him, too. And Don Rickles.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 07:03 PM (DW+jj)

236
SoftBank isn't a good name for a bank.

It's not a bank, it's a VC outfit.

The Viet Cong are back!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2016 07:03 PM (IqV8l)

237 >> Well, Trump and Mad Dog will be up soon. I'm
>> getting the lotion ready.

It's really a shame the Pentagon isn't taller, watching Mattis defenestrate the hierarchy would be that much more fun.

I want the concession for the grandstands, anyway.

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 07:04 PM (TppKb)

238 Hey everyone. Excuse my un-original nickname. That's what happens when I get put on the spot. Also I'm a millennial so I need to know if I'm allowed to say things like "lol" on here.

Posted by: Prince of Lowell at December 06, 2016 07:04 PM (Wsltb)

239 What the hell is Trump doing?! It's like he's on our side or something.

Yeah...this shit definitely needs to stop.

The world doesn't work this way.

Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2016 07:04 PM (qUNWi)

240 >>If you saw mine, it's a Maxpedition briefcase with an H&K USP Compact .45 & 3 magazines.

I didn't know Gay Tactical Gear was a thing.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2016 07:04 PM (MQZBa)

241 >> SoftBank isn't a good name for a bank.
............

especially if it's a sperm bank

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 07:04 PM (HgMAr)

242 I have a dem butt hurt BIL, ya know what he says all the time? YEPPERS! Can't stand him, can't stand yeppers.
Posted by: flyover at December 06, 2016 07:01 PM (SVz6E)

------

Is he 12 years old?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 06, 2016 07:04 PM (zAEs4)

243 >>The Viet Cong are back!

We are flaming dragon. We have Simple Jack.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2016 07:04 PM (/tuJf)

244 Man purse engineer guy is a millennial and very eco conscious (his words - I had to restrain myself from asking his wtf does that even mean in real life).

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 07:04 PM (a0IVu)

245 Softbank makes fun TV ads,

Yikes, the dog has his own ad series.

Posted by: DaveA at December 06, 2016 07:05 PM (8J/Te)

246
Speaking of man purse, I had a meeting with a young engineer who sported
a man purse. One of those with a cross body strap and he kept his keys
and his wallet in his man purse (just like a woman would). It was
bizarre.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 07:00 PM (a0IVu)

Please tell me he wasn't sporting a man bun.

And I'm getting warm *down there* anticipating Gen. Mattis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2016 07:05 PM (PY9jH)

247 >>If you saw mine, it's a Maxpedition briefcase with an H&K USP Compact .45 & 3 magazines.

What Gauge Butt Plug do those come with?

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2016 07:05 PM (MQZBa)

248 Well, Trump and Mad Dog will be up soon. I'm getting the lotion ready.

Shit. All outta lotion. Wait! I have a tub of axle grease!
Crisis averted!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 07:05 PM (784ZQ)

249 Trump understands business. America is all about business. Except for the last 8 years, when it's been all about homos, fake SJW's, imitation angry Negroes, and Obama.

It's nice having adults in charge again.

Trump/Pence 2016....time for America to get back to work.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2016 07:05 PM (ej1L0)

250 Hey everyone. Excuse my un-original nickname. That's what happens when I get put on the spot. Also I'm a millennial so I need to know if I'm allowed to say things like "lol" on here.

I hate that shit.

And no hahs or hehs either!

Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2016 07:05 PM (qUNWi)

251 Posted by: Prince of Lowell at December 06, 2016 07:04 PM (Wsltb)

*curtsies*

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 06, 2016 07:05 PM (Om16U)

252 238 Hey everyone. Excuse my un-original nickname. That's what happens when I get put on the spot. Also I'm a millennial so I need to know if I'm allowed to say things like "lol" on here.
Posted by: Prince of Lowell at December 06, 2016 07:04 PM (Wsltb)

++++

Welcome! We don't do lol here.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 06, 2016 07:05 PM (CFc5L)

253 My husband loves Mattis so much, I think he'd forgive me for offering myself to the General for a weekend.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2016 07:06 PM (PY9jH)

254 >> It's not a bank, it's a VC outfit.
>>
>> The Viet Cong are back!

The 6th Regiment of Vulture Capitalists...

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 07:06 PM (TppKb)

255 lol? Is that like short for lollygag or something?

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 07:06 PM (HgMAr)

256 >>Hey everyone. Excuse my un-original nickname. That's what happens when I get put on the spot. Also I'm a millennial so I need to know if I'm allowed to say things like "lol" on here.

Only if you are wearing your clogs.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2016 07:06 PM (/tuJf)

257
Chris Suprun has a face that badly needs to meet a fist.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 07:06 PM (fOgSR)

258 Lollipop?

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 07:06 PM (HgMAr)

259 Oh and speaking of Tijuana, duke. The Navy just made travel to Mexico legal so instead of coming home for Christmas I think I'll just go down there for some cheap, illegal holiday fun.

Posted by: Prince of Lowell at December 06, 2016 07:06 PM (Wsltb)

260 Welcome! We don't do lol here.

heh

Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2016 07:07 PM (qUNWi)

261 It's not a bank, it's a VC outfit.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016

-------

VC no good! No VC here!!!

You come in, me love you long time..

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 06, 2016 07:07 PM (zAEs4)

262 Please tell me he wasn't sporting a man bun.

And I'm getting warm *down there* anticipating Gen. Mattis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2016 07:05 PM (PY9jH)
Thankfully no, Jane. After about ten minutes, he stopped talking about himself, probably because I was giving him looks cold enough to freeze over hell.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 07:07 PM (a0IVu)

263 Rush was talking about this guy and I knew he was a hard core Leftist.
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2016 07:02 PM (5sOEp)

So how did he end up being an elector in Texas?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 06, 2016 07:07 PM (sYL5t)

264 Hey everyone. Excuse my un-original nickname. That's what happens when I get put on the spot. Also I'm a millennial so I need to know if I'm allowed to say things like "lol" on here.
Posted by: Prince of Lowell

Welcome. We aren't as bad as we seem. Most of us have had our shots.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 07:07 PM (784ZQ)

265 Speaking of man purse, I had a meeting with a young engineer who sported a man purse. One of those with a cross body strap and he kept his keys and his wallet in his man purse (just like a woman would). It was bizarre.
---

Man purse is visual code for hipster/Euro douchebag.

Like a "soul patch."

Or "vegan."

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 06, 2016 07:07 PM (nFg65)

266
Oh and speaking of Tijuana, duke. The Navy just made travel to Mexico
legal so instead of coming home for Christmas I think I'll just go down
there for some cheap, illegal holiday fun.

Posted by: Prince of Lowell at December 06, 2016 07:06 PM (Wsltb)

I hear their prisons are really nice this time of year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2016 07:07 PM (PY9jH)

267 238. Welcome, spawn of Duke! Crom and Tengri keep thee and thy flocks and herds, thy yurt and concubines.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 07:07 PM (kjPc+)

268 258 Lollipop?
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 07:06 PM (HgMAr)

Lollipop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 07:07 PM (92kX2)

269 >> I hate that shit.
>>
>> And no hahs or hehs either!

You will find the occasional 'heh', if you're going to rofl it better be a full roflmaoajsomofflsm

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 07:08 PM (TppKb)

270 >>Chris Suprun has a face that badly needs to meet a fist.

Looks like it's met a scrotum or two already.

Posted by: Aviator at December 06, 2016 07:08 PM (/Nite)

271 Welcome! We don't do lol here.

heh
Posted by: eleven

Bwahahahahahahaha

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 07:08 PM (784ZQ)

272 I hate that shit.

And no hahs or hehs either!
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2016 07:05 PM (qUNWi)

ROTFLOL! SMDH

Posted by: Batterup at December 06, 2016 07:08 PM (mtGE/)

273 260 Welcome! We don't do lol here.

heh
Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2016 07:07 PM (qUNWi)

++++

I'm cracking myself up. Some days that's all my input, LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 06, 2016 07:08 PM (CFc5L)

274 And I'm getting warm *down there* anticipating Gen. Mattis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2016 07:05 PM (PY9jH)

Brb

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 06, 2016 07:08 PM (sYL5t)

275 Suprun has a face thirsty for fists.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 06, 2016 07:08 PM (89T5c)

276 Only if you are wearing your clogs.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2016 07:06 PM (/tuJf)
...........

and have your hair in a bun

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 07:09 PM (HgMAr)

277 >>Like a "soul patch."

Flavor Saver

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2016 07:09 PM (MQZBa)

278
Excuse my un-original nickname.

It's okay. "Fresh Prince of Lowell" would have elicited LOLZ.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 07:09 PM (fOgSR)

279 https://tinyurl.com/j82b45m

WISCONSIN HELD HOSTAGE Recount Day 6

Posted by: Evilpens at December 06, 2016 07:09 PM (y3aQB)

280 >> What Gauge Butt Plug do those come with?

Gauge only goes up to 4/0. Mine are measured in MCM.

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 06, 2016 07:09 PM (DW+jj)

281 Thankfully no, Jane. After about ten minutes, he
stopped talking about himself, probably because I was giving him looks
cold enough to freeze over hell.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 07:07 PM (a0IVu)

Did he sashay out?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2016 07:09 PM (PY9jH)

282 Bwahahahahahahaha

larl

Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2016 07:09 PM (qUNWi)

283 oh lolli-lollipop

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 07:09 PM (HgMAr)

284 244 Man purse engineer guy is a millennial and very eco conscious (his words - I had to restrain myself from asking his wtf does that even mean in real life).
Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 07:04 PM (a0IVu)

It means you should ask him how much energy was wasted to make his man purse when instead he could just keep his wallet and keys in his pockets like an actual man.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 06, 2016 07:10 PM (L0d+D)

285 Navy guy, huh?

Only a matter of time until he blows me...

Posted by: The Margins at December 06, 2016 07:10 PM (MQZBa)

286 I really think that it's poetic justice. Mad Dog was run out by O's administration for being a warrior. Donald wants to bring him back.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 06, 2016 07:10 PM (9iR5/)

287
And I'm getting warm *down there* anticipating Gen. Mattis.

---

Oh yeah.

/so bummed I missed the fake Mattis quote thread...

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 06, 2016 07:10 PM (nFg65)

288 238 Hey everyone. Excuse my un-original nickname. That's what happens when I get put on the spot. Also I'm a millennial so I need to know if I'm allowed to say things like "lol" on here.
Posted by: Prince of Lowell at December 06, 2016 07:04 PM (Wsltb)

I don't think it's a banning offense or anything, but come to think of it, I don't think I've seen 'lol' around much. There are some acronyms about, just not that one. Odd.

Oh, there are some words that get filtered, some of which don't make any sense because they're from years ago and the offenders who made the filters necessary are either dead or in prison by now.

Do you guys still have ratings? If so, what's yours?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2016 07:10 PM (8nWyX)

289 Cal Clutterbiuck is one of the best hockey names ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2016 07:10 PM (/tuJf)

290 When I'm declared the winner I will scuttle this deal and wipe the smiles from your faces!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 06, 2016 07:10 PM (QlyN5)

291 or,

The Artist Formally Known as Prince of Lowell

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2016 07:11 PM (MQZBa)

292 Ooo. Lolly. Lolly.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2016 07:11 PM (JF8tR)

293 It means you should ask him how much energy was wasted to make his man purse when instead he could just keep his wallet and keys in his pockets like an actual man.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 06, 2016 07:10 PM (L0d+D)

Where is he supposed to put his tampons?

Posted by: Batterup at December 06, 2016 07:11 PM (mtGE/)

294 There you go Jane. You should be able to get your son to comment now. After all a marine isn't going to beafraid to do something even a sailor will do now will he?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 06, 2016 07:11 PM (L0d+D)

295
So how did he end up being an elector in Texas?

Vetted, with double secret swearsies, by Rick Wilson.

Prove me wrong...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 07:11 PM (fOgSR)

296 238 Hey everyone. Excuse my un-original nickname. That's what happens when I get put on the spot. Also I'm a millennial so I need to know if I'm allowed to say things like "lol" on here.
Posted by: Prince of Lowell at December 06, 2016 07:04 PM (Wsltb)

++++

Welcome! We don't do lol here.
Posted by: washrivergal at Decemb

-------

Or boobies....

You can't talk about boobies...

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 06, 2016 07:11 PM (zAEs4)

297 Jeebus, so now "lol" and "heh" are banned? WFT? What's left? "tee hee" and "giggle"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2016 07:11 PM (PY9jH)

298
It means you should ask him how much energy was wasted to make his
man purse when instead he could just keep his wallet and keys in his
pockets like an actual man
--

But wallets are made of leather!!!

Leather!!!

Save the cows!!!

Posted by: Libtards Everywhere at December 06, 2016 07:11 PM (nFg65)

299 259 Oh and speaking of Tijuana, duke. The Navy just made travel to Mexico legal so instead of coming home for Christmas I think I'll just go down there for some cheap, illegal holiday fun.
Posted by: Prince of Lowell at December 06, 2016 07:06 PM (Wsltb)

-----------------

Ok, send me a postcard. Pro tip - take bribe money with you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2016 07:11 PM (kTF2Z)

300 >> Gauge only goes up to 4/0. Mine are measured in
>> MCM.
>> Posted by: Hope Solo

Somebody's gonna have to go back to the shop and get a bigger inside mike.

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 07:12 PM (TppKb)

301 293, Where is he supposed to put his tampons?

Posted by: Batterup at December 06, 2016 07:11 PM (mtGE/)

Heh heh. I have to admit to shamelessly trying to peer into his man purse to see what else he kept in there besides his keys and wallet.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 07:12 PM (a0IVu)

302 Welcome Son of Duke!
&

Posted by: IP at December 06, 2016 07:12 PM (aPd7l)

303 There you go Jane. You should be able to get your
son to comment now. After all a marine isn't going to beafraid to do
something even a sailor will do now will he?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 06, 2016 07:11 PM (L0d+D)

Yeah, as if he'd take the time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2016 07:12 PM (PY9jH)

304
293 Where is he supposed to put his tampons?

Duh, wearing them on his ears!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 07:12 PM (fOgSR)

305 Destiny will not be denied.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 06, 2016 07:12 PM (QlyN5)

306 >> Jeebus, so now "lol" and "heh" are banned? WFT?
>> What's left? "tee hee" and "giggle"?

I believe 'gootchy gootchy goo' is still permitted.

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 07:12 PM (TppKb)

307 All my Black Friday / Cyber Weeken Vinyl started arriving today.

I am surrounded by new records.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2016 07:13 PM (MQZBa)

308 Or boobies....

You can't talk about boobies...

Yup...that's a bannin.

Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2016 07:13 PM (qUNWi)

309 There is no humour in ~~Islam Ace's.~~

Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2016 07:13 PM (JF8tR)

310 294
There you go Jane. You should be able to get your son to comment now.
After all a marine isn't going to be afraid to do something even a sailor
will do now will he?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 06, 2016 07:11 PM (L0d+D)
Them are some fighting words there...

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 07:13 PM (a0IVu)

311 Wait, is this Duke Lowell's son? Where is his sea base???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2016 07:13 PM (PY9jH)

312 Crap. There goes that joke.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2016 07:13 PM (JF8tR)

313 "Over last 8 years, no foreign terrorist organization has successfully planned and executed an attack on our homeland" - Obama today.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2016 06:23 PM

Wow that reads like a lawyer wrote it. Seeing as Fort Hood, Boston Marathon, Orlando, San Bernadino can all *technically be said to have been perpetrated by domestic lone wolves and not planned and executed by a foreign terrorist organization.

If Barry was speaking to the military he could have been trying to give them a pat on the back while taking most of the credit like he always does. But since it is TFG I'm on board with full boo hiss response to this weaselly statement.

Posted by: PaleRider, link to SMFH funeral expenses for Carl at December 06, 2016 07:13 PM (dkExz)

314 WISCONSIN HELD HOSTAGE Recount Day 6

Posted by: Evilpens at December 06, 2016 07:09 PM (y3aQB)

On schedule to finish by the deadline.
Good.

I wouldn't be a happy psycho if I was disenfranchised.

Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2016 07:14 PM (XoldI)

315 >>Somebody's gonna have to go back to the shop and get a bigger inside mike.

Shouldn't we wait to see if that pebble we threw in there makes a sound?

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2016 07:14 PM (MQZBa)

316 nood

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 06, 2016 07:14 PM (n8tHU)

317 What did you get, garrett?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 06, 2016 07:14 PM (89T5c)

318 Oh and speaking of Tijuana, duke. The Navy just made travel to Mexico legal so instead of coming home for Christmas I think I'll just go down there for some cheap, illegal holiday fun.
Posted by: Prince of Lowell at December 06, 2016 07:06 PM (Wsltb)

-----------------

Ok, send me a postcard. Pro tip - take bribe money with you.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Memorize the blog address so it you need a bail bondsman.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 07:14 PM (784ZQ)

319 Tucker Carlson slices like a fucking hammer.

Words I never thought I'd type.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2016 07:15 PM (PY9jH)

320 >> Destiny will not be denied.
>> Posted by: Hillary Clinton

Whose?

More theme music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vXR5gjRMPk

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 07:15 PM (TppKb)

321 Heh heh. I have to admit to shamelessly trying to peer into his man purse to see what else he kept in there besides his keys and wallet.
---
1. tampons
2. midol
3. cell phone with Southern Poverty Law and ACLU on speed dial
4. LOTS of makeup
5. anti-bacterial soap
6. lip gloss
7. manicure set
8. hand lotion
9. Summers Eve

Posted by: Libtards Everywhere at December 06, 2016 07:15 PM (nFg65)

322
Hell, I just realized that I had a 'man purse' back in the seventies. Used it to carry one of the first two meter synthesized rigs back in the day when handhelds were two channel crystal controlled. Big enough for a 12v battery to power the thing.

I was too much of a nerd to know it wasn't cool.

Posted by: Resolutely Optomistic at December 06, 2016 07:15 PM (OsxVm)

323
297 Jeebus, so now "lol" and "heh" are banned? WFT? What's left? "tee hee" and "giggle"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2016 07:11 PM (PY9jH)

This place hasn't been the same since the "Oh, lawzy!" ban banhammerings of last June.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 07:15 PM (fOgSR)

324 Ok, send me a postcard. Pro tip - take bribe money with you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2016 07:11 PM (kTF2Z)
...............

And guns. Take lots of guns.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2016 07:16 PM (HgMAr)

325 You'll never hear the pebble. I've got an Einstein-Rose Bridge to ecstasy, baby.

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 06, 2016 07:16 PM (DW+jj)

326
This just occurred to me...

Ronald. Donald.

Donald. Ronald.

It's the same name, almost.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2016 07:16 PM (vHU+c)

327 >> It's the same name, almost.

They tried that one on me, too...

Posted by: Ronald Duck at December 06, 2016 07:17 PM (TppKb)

328 Donald is Scottish. Look up what it means.

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 06, 2016 07:18 PM (DW+jj)

329 There's a nood on the blog, it's called the nood.

Posted by: Ronald Duck at December 06, 2016 07:18 PM (TppKb)

330 223
If Al Czervic (Rodney Dangerfield) and Ronald Reagan had a son...

he'd be Donald J. Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2016 07:02 PM (vHU+c)

It's been a long time since I saw "Caddyshack", but I need to watch it again. The conflict between the country club bluebloods led by Ted Knight vs. Rodney Dangerfield is a nearly perfect analogy of the GOPe vs. Trump.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 06, 2016 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

331 oh, man...

What didn't I get!?
...
Otis 'Live at the Whisky...'
Sly and the Family Stone Complete Epic Records Box
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Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2016 07:19 PM (MQZBa)

332 My husband loves Mattis so much, I think he'd forgive me for offering myself to the General for a weekend.

That's...kinda ahh...yep.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 06, 2016 07:20 PM (ty7RM)

333 I'll have to check out the Mattis quotes later - it must be awesome.

Posted by: josephistan at December 06, 2016 07:20 PM (7qAYi)

334 A camera bag isn't the same as a man purse. Some stuff you gotta carry like that. Long as you aren't using it for a purse, you know with handi wipes and lipstick and crap in it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 07:20 PM (39g3+)

335
Oh yeah.

/so bummed I missed the fake Mattis quote thread...

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December

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See comments at #25

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 06, 2016 07:24 PM (zAEs4)

336 Boycott SoftBank! Until they pay reparations for all the racism they have subsidized over the decades. They probably won't even let me open a account, because I'm black.

Posted by: Shaun King at December 06, 2016 07:25 PM (QlyN5)

337 There were some great quotes people suggested in there. Not me, of course, but other people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 07:37 PM (39g3+)

338 Wait. Do we want foreigners owning some of our greatest companies like t mobile?

Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 06, 2016 08:13 PM (nFwvY)

339 You know you were a horrible president when your successor has accomplished more than you and he hasn't even been sworn in.

Posted by: groovemetal at December 06, 2016 08:59 PM (ficNf)

340 Do you know how hard it was for Allahpundit to write that column? His whole schtick is to spin for the Establishment. The Establishment hates Trump, so AP will spin every fact as much as he plausibly can to create a negative image (like a sorcerer). He's frequently wrong, because his columns are spin. He tries to turn an obscure fact and inject it with all kinds of bullshit meaning.

It's actually kind of amazing in the column Ace references, because AP is hemmed in by the obvious good news. He had no 'raw material' to negatively spin in this story.

He's odious. And I am ecstatic at seeing operatives like AP and Ben Shapiro fail in their efforts to deceive. It's nice to see their illusions being destroyed every. single. day.

Posted by: Zodiac Killer at December 06, 2016 09:32 PM (/l+9E)

341 > you can't spell "propaganda victory" without "victory."

I literally lol'd.

Posted by: WARPIG at December 06, 2016 11:29 PM (KL5Ns)

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