No Surprise, But a Recanvass of Voting Machines in Pennsylvania Shows No Problems

A preliminary re-tally indicates that Hillary got shlonged.

Posted by: Ace at 08:25 PM

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1 SCHLONG!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 08:41 PM (+eR2D)

2 Howdy!

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 05, 2016 08:42 PM (nvMvs)

3 Two Texans in the first two posts....

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 05, 2016 08:42 PM (nvMvs)

4 Yahoo, Michael!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 08:43 PM (+eR2D)

5 Bahahaha. You've been itching to use that headline.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 08:43 PM (Xuv2G)

6 Now how about those awesome electors, like our guy here in Dallas, who refuses to vote for Trump.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 08:43 PM (+eR2D)

7 Top ten?

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 05, 2016 08:44 PM (AJeMv)

8
Let's face facts. I'm the only one who EVER schlonged Hillary.

Posted by: Webb Hubble's Magic Turkey Baster at December 05, 2016 08:44 PM (LuZz8)

9 Counting. One. Two. Three. Four. Shlong.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 08:44 PM (IqV8l)

10 Did the New Black Panthers have any comments?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:44 PM (PY9jH)

11 6 Now how about those awesome electors, like our guy here in Dallas, who refuses to vote for Trump.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 08:43 PM (+eR2D)

Fun is fun, but these people seem to be intent on starting a civil war.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 08:44 PM (Xuv2G)

12 When Hills loses again--does she throw another tantrum?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 05, 2016 08:45 PM (hJrjt)

13 I just learned today that Gen. Petraeus (sp?) didn't vote for president.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:45 PM (PY9jH)

14 damn it!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 08:45 PM (tHwdc)

15 6 Now how about those awesome electors, like our guy here in Dallas, who refuses to vote for Trump.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 08:43 PM (+eR2D)

I'm sure the idiots at the Dallas Morning News will be happy.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 05, 2016 08:45 PM (nvMvs)

16 12 When Hills loses again--does she throw another tantrum?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 05, 2016 08:45 PM (hJrjt)

I wanna be the guy who sells Bill his phones.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 08:46 PM (Xuv2G)

17 I for one never want to think about, Read about, have it described to me in any way shape or form about Hillary getting "Schlonged."

Posted by: Picric at December 05, 2016 08:46 PM (s0VSd)

18 Also from Texas. And yeah, fuck that "faithless elector" in particular.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 05, 2016 08:46 PM (AJeMv)

19 Dicked.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 08:46 PM (zu88C)

20 Now how about those awesome electors, like our guy here in Dallas, who refuses to vote for Trump.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 08:43 PM (+eR2D)

How do these electors get elected?

Isn't there anything Abbott can do about this?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 08:46 PM (D2vc1)

21 I posted 3 times and none of them appeared. Thought I was being oppressed.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 08:46 PM (tHwdc)

22 SCHLONGED BIGLY!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 08:46 PM (JO9+V)

23 Boycott Philadelphia! Boycott Pittsburgh!

Posted by: Shaun King at December 05, 2016 08:47 PM (rH4JY)

24 I'm sure the idiots at the Dallas Morning News will be happy.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 05, 2016 08:45 PM (nvMvs)

Oh, I'm sure they broke open a bottle of champagne. The guy has been on CNN and wrote an op-ed for the NYT.
You know the bastions of Republican thought.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 08:47 PM (+eR2D)

25 Now how about those awesome electors, like our guy here in Dallas, who refuses to vote for Trump.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 08:43 PM (+eR2D)

They need a schlongin'.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 08:47 PM (MiBfH)

26 Dorked.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 08:47 PM (zu88C)

27 Schlong, schlong, schlong, schlong, schlooooooooong!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 08:48 PM (hVdx9)

28 Jill Shit For Brains Stein runs the distinct possibility of paying more per vote than Jebito.

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at December 05, 2016 08:48 PM (oBuXO)

29
Isn't there anything Abbott can do about this?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it

Slap Costello.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 08:48 PM (IqV8l)

30 Fun is fun, but these people seem to be intent on starting a civil war.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 08:44 PM (Xuv2G)

Sure seems that way. I didn't want to face this shit in my lifetime.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 08:48 PM (+eR2D)

31 How do these electors get elected?

They're chosen by the party. It's one of those jobs that's sort of ceremonial. Until it's not.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 08:48 PM (Xuv2G)

32 I just learned today that Gen. Petraeus (sp?) didn't vote for president.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:45 PM
*****
Did he offer a reason? If that's true that is disgraceful. Idk why Trump is considering him for anything. He has shown he has terrible judgement in the past by messing around with that Paula woman with the Peyton forehead

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 08:49 PM (6IPEM)

33 Fun is fun, but these people seem to be intent on starting a civil war.

Posted by: Ace's liver

===

meh.

On Twitter.

From mom's basement.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 08:49 PM (zu88C)

34 The words Schlong and Hillary will forever be linked in the anal of human history.

Very appropriate.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2016 08:49 PM (ej1L0)

35 How do these electors get elected?

Isn't there anything Abbott can do about this?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 08:46 PM (D2vc1)

They must be appointed...I don't remember voting for any sort of elector.
Texas has no laws against "faithless electors" so Abbott can do nothing as far as I know.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 08:49 PM (+eR2D)

36 How much of this cost do the taxpayers have to pick up?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at December 05, 2016 08:50 PM (0F67M)

37 Je Suis Schlonged! Zut Alors!!

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 at December 05, 2016 08:50 PM (JO9+V)

38 Keep the money coming in and I PROMISE I'll keep up the fight. Your vote matters!!

Posted by: Jill Stein, driving new McClaren 570S at December 05, 2016 08:50 PM (53LQV)

39 33 Fun is fun, but these people seem to be intent on starting a civil war.

Posted by: Ace's liver

===

meh.

On Twitter.

From mom's basement.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 08:49 PM (zu88C)

If they actually convinced enough Republican electors to switch sides and elect Clinton... that would be Bad. People wouldn't stand for it.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 08:50 PM (Xuv2G)

40 I've watched a couple of episodes of The Crown on Netflix. (I'm not a royalty buff but Queen Elizabeth II's reign is exactly as long as my life so I find the show interesting. I also drive on a lot of highways named after her.)

Anyhow there's a scene in which her father, King George IV is asked to intervene and ask his friend, Winston Churchill, to resign as prime minister.

The King says, in effect, Winston's friend, Albert Windsor, is no more. He has been replaced by George the IVth. And the constitution does not allow him to do that.

Admirable humility and restraint in an age when the opposite is admired at least on the left.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 05, 2016 08:50 PM (hJrjt)

41 Fun is fun, but these people seem to be intent on starting a civil war.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 08:44 PM (Xuv2G)

Sure seems that way. I didn't want to face this shit in my lifetime.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 08:48 PM (+eR2D)

Um, yeah, my belief that Civil War 2.0 was put off because of rain delay may have been premature.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 08:50 PM (D2vc1)

42 that's ok, she is doing really well in..other blue states and polling way ahead in Florida, Arizona and Alaska

Posted by: poll troll at December 05, 2016 08:51 PM (c6/9Q)

43 Now if we can work in how Hillary was "Thelma and Louise ed". I am ok with that.

Posted by: Picric at December 05, 2016 08:51 PM (s0VSd)

44 Hillary got shlonged.

And it's a yuuge schlong, let me tell you.

Posted by: President Elect Donald J. Trump at December 05, 2016 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

45 Now how about those awesome electors, like our guy here in Dallas, who refuses to vote for Trump.

I assume there are alternates, in case of accident.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at December 05, 2016 08:51 PM (0F67M)

46 I thought Jill Stein called off the recount effort in PA. Why did the machines even need to be re-examined?

Posted by: Shaun King at December 05, 2016 08:51 PM (rH4JY)

47 I wonder if any leftists are still pissed that Trump would not commit in advance to accepting the results of the election.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 08:51 PM (iMxBJ)

48 i know! we need jimmy carter to pipe up maybe bring in The Elders

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 05, 2016 08:52 PM (U0lQa)

49 46 I thought Jill Stein called off the recount effort in PA. Why did the machines even need to be re-examined?
Posted by: Shaun King at December 05, 2016 08:51 PM (rH4JY)

Shut up honky.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 08:52 PM (D2vc1)

50 Hillary Clinton will never be president of the united States

Posted by: Usntakim at December 05, 2016 08:52 PM (hMqvx)

51 the whining will continue for months. Trump clearly should have spent dozens of hours and tens of millions of dollars in California so Hillery could have won fair and square.

remember, from each according to our needs and to each according to our ability! Hillery 2020! Wheee!

Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at December 05, 2016 08:53 PM (2JQBv)

52 She was Weinered too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2016 08:53 PM (oZEJt)

53 That's okay that Hilary got schlonged in PA.
She's +6 in FLorida

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 08:53 PM (6IPEM)

54 Schlong of myself.

Posted by: Walt Whitman at December 05, 2016 08:53 PM (rH4JY)

55 Recount? It's on like Donkey Schlong!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 08:53 PM (JO9+V)

56 And it appears to be a long schlong
Appears to be a long schlong
Such a long long long schlong
Before she's gone.

Posted by: Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Schlong at December 05, 2016 08:53 PM (BO/km)

57 25 Now how about those awesome electors, like our guy here in Dallas, who refuses to vote for Trump.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 08:43 PM (+eR2D)

Then... replace him.

He was not elected... he is appointed... unappoint him if he already has been... appoint someone else...
They need a schlongin'.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 08:47 PM (MiBfH)

Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2016 08:54 PM (qf6WZ)

58 Well, this obviously proves that I will need even more money to fight for justice! And you all want to fight for justice, don't you?

Posted by: Dr. Jill Stein at December 05, 2016 08:54 PM (qJhUV)

59 She was hammered too

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 08:54 PM (6IPEM)

60 Recount- what a fuckin waste of time....sort of like the NY Jets

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2016 08:54 PM (dELE3)

61
If we are going to have a Civil War , I am volunteering for War-Goddess Sarah Palin's Dog Sled Assault Battalions.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 08:55 PM (zu88C)

62 But that's not the result that they wanted! It must be fake!

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2016 08:55 PM (z/Ubi)

63 my condolences to the poor bastard who had to schlong hillary. better man than me. wonder if he got a gin spin?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2016 08:55 PM (KP5rU)

64 20
How do these electors get elected?

Isn't there anything Abbott can do about this?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 08:46 PM (D2vc1)

How's in right field. We're not talking about him.

Posted by: Abbott at December 05, 2016 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

65 I believe the electors are chosen before the election and can't be changed at this point. Not every state does things exactly the same way, but I don't think even the party can swap him out.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 08:55 PM (Xuv2G)

66 I think that Trump might want to make or have a special event for Hillary, maybe give her like a silver medal so that she can wrap her mind around the fact that yes she did LOSE.

Posted by: Picric at December 05, 2016 08:55 PM (s0VSd)

67 Nov 8th should be made a national holiday, Schlong Day.

Or maybe The Enschlongening.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 05, 2016 08:55 PM (BS8yt)

68 I don't get the faithless elector thing. Won't this get them punched in the face, at best, at every party they go to?

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at December 05, 2016 08:55 PM (0F67M)

69 The only way Hillary gets schlonged these days is when Huma straps on the dildo. And now that Hilary is OUT, so is Huma. I can see Hillary entering a nunnery soon.

Posted by: RickZ at December 05, 2016 08:55 PM (VV6/D)

70 And now she's sleeping with the mishes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2016 08:55 PM (oZEJt)

71 recount ? what recount ? I can do that ??

Posted by: Gary Johnson at December 05, 2016 08:56 PM (c6/9Q)

72 A preliminary re-tally indicates that Hillary got shlonged.

My schadenboner grew three sizes.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2016 08:56 PM (8zL5i)

73 gonna be a short nite for trump i guess.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2016 08:56 PM (KP5rU)

74 Take the schlong way home

Posted by: SuperTrump at December 05, 2016 08:57 PM (JO9+V)

75 I believe the electors are chosen before the election and can't be changed at this point. Not every state does things exactly the same way, but I don't think even the party can swap him out.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 08:55 PM (Xuv2G)

The party could send Guido and Vito to reason with him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 08:57 PM (MiBfH)

76 Biden running for Potus in 2020, according to him. Snort.

Posted by: IC at December 05, 2016 08:57 PM (gcme+)

77 I can see Hillary entering a nunnery soon.

...with jars for collecting blood.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2016 08:58 PM (8zL5i)

78 Those are not the machines you are looking for, hillary

Posted by: Darth Voter at December 05, 2016 08:58 PM (c6/9Q)

79 Schlong was pretty funny when Donald said it. Another high point of the campaign season

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 08:58 PM (6IPEM)

80 The only way Hillary gets schlonged these days is when Huma straps on the dildo. And now that Hilary is OUT, so is Huma. I can see Hillary entering a nunnery soon.
Posted by: RickZ at December 05, 2016 08:55 PM (VV6/D)

I was kinda hoping she would enter a mausoleum.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 05, 2016 08:58 PM (lidp8)

81 The only way Hillary gets schlonged these days is when Huma straps on the dildo. And now that Hilary is OUT, so is Huma. I can see Hillary entering a nunnery soon.

Posted by: RickZ

Or Hillary could "come out of the closet" and shack up with Huma. Although I expect Hillary's libido must be flagging at her age, and Huma probably wears her out.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 08:58 PM (rH4JY)

82 Schling a Schlong of Schlixpence

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 08:59 PM (iMxBJ)

83 John Katshit is hardest hit.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 05, 2016 08:59 PM (cBvzT)

84 76 Biden running for Potus in 2020, according to him. Snort.
Posted by: IC at December 05, 2016 08:57 PM (gcme+)

Seriously? He was too old to run this time.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 08:59 PM (Xuv2G)

85 Keep the money coming in and I PROMISE I'll keep up the fight. Your vote matters!!

Posted by: Jill Stein, driving new McClaren 570S at December 05, 2016 08:50 PM (53LQV)

Mein Hillary...Stein...is..Stein is pissing through all of the recount money you've sent her and not even filing the recount paperwork properly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 08:59 PM (auHtY)

86
Schlong Schlong
Schlong of the South.
Sweet potato pie and shut your mouth.

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 08:59 PM (JmjOe)

87 I sing this schlong for you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2016 08:59 PM (oZEJt)

88 Schlong of Scholomon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 09:00 PM (IqV8l)

89 81 The only way Hillary gets schlonged these days is when Huma straps on the dildo. And now that Hilary is OUT, so is Huma. I can see Hillary entering a nunnery soon.

Posted by: RickZ

Or Hillary could "come out of the closet" and shack up with Huma. Although I expect Hillary's libido must be flagging at her age, and Huma probably wears her out.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 08:58 PM (rH4JY)

Hillary probably isn't of any use to Huma any more.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 09:00 PM (Xuv2G)

90 Breakin' pomises and smokin' bong.
She fought the law and the law schlonged.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 05, 2016 09:00 PM (Nwg0u)

91 All this nood schlonging is deplorable.

Posted by: Votermom at December 05, 2016 09:00 PM (Om16U)

92 She's a schlong cool woman in a black dress,

Tossed in the van like a sack of PuppyChow

Posted by: The Hollies at December 05, 2016 09:01 PM (JO9+V)

93 Anyone who criticizes Dr. Ben Carson is obviously doing it because they're rayciss.

I know this because that's what I was told whenever I criticized Our First Black President (tm).

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2016 09:01 PM (EZebt)

94 Man, all of that canvassing must have been intense!

...wait for it...

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 09:01 PM (wPiJc)

95 I just messaged my awesome state Rep and asked him about the whole faithless elector thing. If he had ever considered proposing a law punishing this kind of behavior, especially considering we don't elect these assholes to represent us in any way.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 09:02 PM (+eR2D)

96 Sing,

Sing a Shlong.

Sing it Loud.

Sing it Strong.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 09:02 PM (zu88C)

97
32 I just learned today that Gen. Petraeus (sp?) didn't vote for president.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:45 PM
*****
Did he offer a reason? If that's true that is disgraceful. Idk why Trump is considering him for anything. He has shown he has terrible judgement in the past by messing around with that Paula woman with the Peyton forehead

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 08:49 PM (6IPEM)

Aside from the fact that he passed on classified info to his squeeze.....aside from the fact that having an extramarital affair is in itself a violation of UCMJ.....I'm certain that in the past he prosecuted soldiers under his command for diddling outside of marriage. So he DAMN well knew that he was doing something dishonorable.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:02 PM (LuZz8)

98 Hillary loves that Lionel Ritchie song 'All Night Schlong'.

Posted by: RickZ at December 05, 2016 09:02 PM (VV6/D)

99
A schlong time ago in an election not too far away...SCHLONG WARS!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:03 PM (auHtY)

100 >>>The only way Hillary gets schlonged these days is when Huma straps on the dildo.

Hillary is the aggressive, "masculine" one. I bet she's the one who straps it on and does all sorts of sick, sadistic sh*t to Huma.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 09:03 PM (rH4JY)

101 The schlong and winding road...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 09:03 PM (MiBfH)

102 68 I don't get the faithless elector thing. Won't this get them punched in the face, at best, at every party they go to?
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at December 05, 2016 08:55 PM (0F67M)

---------

Have you seen a picture of him?

He's probably used to having his face punched.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 05, 2016 09:03 PM (BS8yt)

103 Have we seen Huma with Hillary lately? It wouldn't surprise me if Huma was kicked to the curb shortly after the election. With Anthony Weiner done in politics and the Clintons done as well, Huma and Anthony are no longer the heirs to the Clinton political empire.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 05, 2016 09:03 PM (fKWf6)

104 Please help us raise $100 million to do a re-Recanvass of Voting Machines in PA!

Posted by: Jill Stein and Hillary Rodham at December 05, 2016 09:03 PM (mt8X9)

105 Biden running for Potus in 2020, according to him. Snort.

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Vlad/Impaler 2020

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 05, 2016 09:04 PM (Nwg0u)

106 Aside from the fact that he passed on classified info to his squeeze.....aside from the fact that having an extramarital affair is in itself a violation of UCMJ...

But he wasn't in the military at the time. That's a pretty relevant detail.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 09:04 PM (Xuv2G)

107 ah yes, that film noir, a classic - The Shlong Goodby

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2016 09:04 PM (c6/9Q)

108
I don't get the faithless elector thing. Won't this get them punched in the face, at best, at every party they go to?

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at December 05, 2016 08:55 PM (0F67M)

Hope springs eternal......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:04 PM (LuZz8)

109 Have we seen Huma with Hillary lately? It wouldn't surprise me if Huma was kicked to the curb shortly after the election. With Anthony Weiner done in politics and the Clintons done as well, Huma and Anthony are no longer the heirs to the Clinton political empire.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 05, 2016 09:03 PM (fKWf6)

More likely that Hileray! was the one who got dumped in that couple. What could she possibly offer Huma now?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 09:05 PM (8nWyX)

110 Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 09:01 PM (wPiJc)

---------------

Guy goes to a shrink and says, doc, one night I dreamt I was a tee pee. The next night I was a wigwam. Doc say, I see the problem. You're two tense.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 09:05 PM (kTF2Z)

111 You'd Think That People Would Have Had Enough

Of Hillary's Schlongs.

But I Look Around Me And I See

It Isn't So.

Posted by: Schlong McCartney at December 05, 2016 09:06 PM (BO/km)

112 uh oh

OT

Charleston SC is about to go nuts.

Mistrial declared in white cop shooting black man.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 09:06 PM (zu88C)

113 These people seriously think that Russian cyber spies hacking into voting machines was a more likely scenario than voters choosing to vote for Trump. But people are nuts for thinking that Jon Podesta may be a pederast.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 09:06 PM (7qAYi)

114 Oh, goody, we're over 100 comments.

Husband is home, sez 20 y.o. Swivel Straight tree stand is broken, and tomorrow I will need to totally undecorate it and he and our son will lift it out of the old stand and put it into a smaller Swivel Straight stand. With the lights still on it, according to him.

I'm going to need to drink heavily.

Oooooh, and now we're under a tornado watch.

I CAN'T EVEN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:06 PM (PY9jH)

115 ...Hillary, before this night is over you will be visited by three spirits. The Ghost of Presidential Campaigns Past. The Ghost of Presidential Campaigns Present. And the Ghost of...well, gosh! Looks like I miscounted. There will be just the two!

God bless us every one!

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 09:06 PM (wPiJc)

116 Aside from the fact that he passed on classified info to his squeeze.....aside from the fact that having an extramarital affair is in itself a violation of UCMJ.....I'm certain that in the past he prosecuted soldiers under his command for diddling outside of marriage. So he DAMN well knew that he was doing something dishonorable.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:02 PM (LuZz

There is an old refrain in the Military that "You lead by example"...Now that saying is often over used but it is also a fact that the Military is a small community and there are not that many secrets. So I agree how on G-D's green earth did he think he could get away with it? But we also know that those at the top sometimes loose touch with reality.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2016 09:07 PM (dELE3)

117
But he wasn't in the military at the time. That's a pretty relevant detail.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 09:04 PM (Xuv2G)

He was banging her when he was commander in Iraq.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 05, 2016 09:07 PM (fKWf6)

118 Aside from the fact that he passed on classified info to his squeeze.....aside from the fact that having an extramarital affair is in itself a violation of UCMJ...

But he wasn't in the military at the time. That's a pretty relevant detail.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 09:04 PM (Xuv2G)

Irrelevant detail for some of us who believe in trust and integrity.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 09:07 PM (D2vc1)

119 Hillary is the aggressive, "masculine" one. I bet she's the one who straps it on and does all sorts of sick, sadistic sh*t to Huma.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 09:03 PM (rH4JY)

That would require Hillary to be mobile when she can't stand up for a couple of hours without being medicated (either with drugs or gin or both). No, I see Queen Hillary lying back and letting her serf do all the work without offering the female equivalent of a reach-around.

Posted by: RickZ at December 05, 2016 09:07 PM (VV6/D)

120 Zip a dee doo dah, zip a dee ay
My oh my what a wonderful day
The hag won't be prez of the US of A
Zip a dee doo dah, zip a dee ay!

Schlong of the South!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:08 PM (0mRoj)

121 Schlong Drunk Hillary! is built for speed

She got everything that Webb Hubbel needs

Ooh baby!

Posted by: Little Richard at December 05, 2016 09:08 PM (JO9+V)

122 I wonder if Bill is on a beach somewhere with the Energizer Bunny, feeling grateful.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 09:08 PM (iMxBJ)

123
Aside from the fact that he passed on classified info to his squeeze.....aside from the fact that having an extramarital affair is in itself a violation of UCMJ...

But he wasn't in the military at the time. That's a pretty relevant detail.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 09:04 PM (Xuv2G)

Didn't he start schlonging her before retiring to head up CIA? That was my recollection.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:08 PM (LuZz8)

124 It appears to be a Schlong
..appears to be a Schlong.
appears to be a Schlong....Time...such a Schlong, schlong schlong scholong time...
...before the Dawn.

Posted by: Crosby, Stills, Nash and Schlong at December 05, 2016 09:08 PM (11H2y)

125 Ah-aaaa-ah
Ah-aaaa-ah
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow

The Immigrant Schlong

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 09:08 PM (JmjOe)

126 Someone tell ace on Twitter that Barbwire isn't "Die Hard in a skyskraper" (????) Its Casablanca with Tits.

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2016 09:09 PM (z/Ubi)

127 Would it help if Podesta testified in court how they falsified the voting records?

Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at December 05, 2016 09:09 PM (47JrV)

128 Get it on!
Bang a schlong!
Get it on!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 05, 2016 09:09 PM (Nwg0u)

129 More likely that Hileray! was the one who got dumped in that couple. What could she possibly offer Huma now?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 09:05 PM (8nWyX)

Nah, by all accounts Huma was the star-struck one. Hillary plucked her from obscurity and offered her a chance to move in the highest circles of power. The marriage to Anthony Weiner, the twenty years as Hillary's aide... all of it was designed with the plan that Huma and Anthony would be Bill and Hillary 2.0. He'd gain legislative experience and influence over the DNC, while she'd build her policy and organizational experience on the executive side.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 05, 2016 09:09 PM (fKWf6)

130 That would require Hillary to be mobile when she can't stand up for a couple of hours without being medicated (either with drugs or gin or both). No, I see Queen Hillary lying back and letting her serf do all the work without offering the female equivalent of a reach-around.
Posted by: RickZ at December 05, 2016 09:07 PM (VV6/D)

Handicapped geriatric strap-on porn? Nope, not gonna google it.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 09:09 PM (7qAYi)

131 Schlong and winding road....

Posted by: ZOmbie John LEnnon at December 05, 2016 09:10 PM (11H2y)

132 That would require Hillary to be mobile when she can't stand up for a couple of hours without being medicated (either with drugs or gin or both). No, I see Queen Hillary lying back and letting her serf do all the work without offering the female equivalent of a reach-around.

Posted by: RickZ at December 05, 2016 09:07 PM (VV6/D)

Has Huma even been seen in the last week or so? It wouldn't surprise me to learn she's already hopped a plane back to Sodomy Arabia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 09:10 PM (MiBfH)

133 The schlong and winding road

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:10 PM (0mRoj)

134 114: stay safe and sane jane. things will get better.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2016 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

135
Del-elll-ta Schlong
Whats that flower you have on.

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 09:11 PM (JmjOe)

136 A schlong time ago in a galaxy far, far away.......

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2016 09:11 PM (89T5c)

137 It's a schlong, schlong drive to left field... Outta Here!

Posted by: Zombie Harry Kalas at December 05, 2016 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

138 Ahem

Posted by: Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Schlong

at December 05, 2016 08:53 PM

Posted by: Schlong McCartney at December 05, 2016 09:11 PM (BO/km)

139 Shlong Day's Journey into Night...

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2016 09:11 PM (c6/9Q)

140 Aside from the fact that he passed on classified info to his squeeze.....aside from the fact that having an extramarital affair is in itself a violation of UCMJ...

But he wasn't in the military at the time. That's a pretty relevant detail.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 09:04 PM (Xuv2G)

You keep saying that, but that is not necessarily true. Broadway knew him since 2006 and it is by no means certain that they did not have relations while he was still in the Military. And being Director of the CIA also does not relieve him of the same code of expected conduct

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2016 09:11 PM (dELE3)

141 If ya like it then ya shoulda put a schlong on it

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:11 PM (0mRoj)

142 re 110: Abbott and Costello TV show...
Mr Fields, the landlord, points his thumb at Costello and tells Abbott "the problem is, his brain is too tense"
Abbott says "his brain is too tense?
Fields replies "yes, too tense the size of a normal brain."

Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at December 05, 2016 09:12 PM (2JQBv)

143 It's a schlong way to Tipperary.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 09:12 PM (7qAYi)

144 Got to suck being Hillary.

2008: I got this. It's my turn! SCHLONG!!!

2016: Ok, this time I really got this. trump is an idiot. It's my turn! SCHLONG

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 09:12 PM (kTF2Z)

145 Is there an echo in here?

Posted by: Schlong McSchlongly at December 05, 2016 09:12 PM (BO/km)

146 Hey baby, you got girlfriend DC?
Baby, me so hoooorny. Me love you schlong time.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 09:12 PM (+eR2D)

147 Down around the corner, half a mile from here / See them schlong trains
run, and you watch them disappear / Without love, where would you be now
/ Without lo-o-o-ove...

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 09:12 PM (zu88C)

148 Schlong Day's Journey into Night.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 05, 2016 09:13 PM (rH4JY)

149 stay safe and sane jane. things will get better.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2016 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

hahahahahhahahahaha! *finger gun to head*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:13 PM (PY9jH)

150 Nah, by all accounts Huma was the star-struck one. Hillary plucked her from obscurity and offered her a chance to move in the highest circles of power.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 05, 2016 09:09 PM (fKWf6)

Yeah, but now her marriage to Captain Schlongtographer is a wreck and her felonious would-be mentoress just spectacularly lost her last chance to be president. Huma, on the other hand, is kind of an unknown to the public at large. Seems like a good time to just pull the handles, bail out, and strike out on your own rather than get pulled down by those two.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 09:13 PM (8nWyX)

151 Someone tell ace on Twitter that Barbwire isn't "Die Hard in a skyskraper" (????) Its Casablanca with Tits.

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2016 09:09 PM (z/Ubi)

I'm so confused.
Isn't Die Hard....Die Hard in a skyscraper?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 09:13 PM (+eR2D)

152 Is this Chris Suprun guy likely to make it to December 19th?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 05, 2016 09:14 PM (0F67M)

153 re 140: "but it was consensual" said every Democrat who defended Bill Clinton in 1998.

Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at December 05, 2016 09:14 PM (2JQBv)

154 Well I'm takin' my time, I'm just movin' on

You'll forget about me after I've been gone

And I take what I find, I don't want no more

It's just outside of your front door.

It's been such a schlong time. It's been such a schlong time.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 09:14 PM (zu88C)

155 Schlong Dong Silver

Posted by: clarence thomas at December 05, 2016 09:14 PM (11H2y)

156 A schlong schlong time ago
I can still remember
How the vote results could make me smile

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:14 PM (0mRoj)

157 Ramma-Lamma-Ding-Schlong

The Schlongest Yard

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:14 PM (hVdx9)

158 I couldn't resist tuning in to Beck this morning. He claims Ivanka is going to be a czar in his administration.

Someone please tell me Beck is drinking again or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:14 PM (PY9jH)

159
Schlongings nothing more than schlongings

Trying to forget the schlongings of the election

Schlongings wo-o-o-o schlongings..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:15 PM (auHtY)

160 151 Someone tell ace on Twitter that Barbwire isn't "Die Hard in a skyskraper" (????) Its Casablanca with Tits.

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2016 09:09 PM (z/Ubi)

I'm so confused.
Isn't Die Hard....Die Hard in a skyscraper?
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 09:13 PM (+eR2D)

Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 09:15 PM (7qAYi)

161 A schlong schlong time ago
I can still remember when that wiener
used to make you smile
And I knew if I had my pantsuit
I could make my huma fancy
And maybe we'd be happy
For a while

Posted by: Votermom at December 05, 2016 09:15 PM (Om16U)

162 It's a Schlong Way to the Top

It's a Schlong way to Tipperary

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:15 PM (hVdx9)

163 Hey!

Won't you play!?

Another-- 'Somebody Done Somebody Wrong' Schlong

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 09:15 PM (wPiJc)

164 Sing. Sing a schlong.
Make it simple to last the whole day schlong.
Don't worry that it's not good enough
For anyone else to hear
Just sing. Sing a schlong!

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 09:15 PM (ksPsw)

165
You're walking up with your eyes on me
It's looking good but I just don't know
I need a girl who can keep her head
All Night Schloooooooong

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:16 PM (LuZz8)

166 Schlong schlong time ago.....

Posted by: Zombie Don Mclean at December 05, 2016 09:16 PM (D2vc1)

167
Carry on my wayward sclo-o-ong!
There will be peace you are done.
Lay your hairy head to re-e-e-est.
Don't you cry no more.

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 09:16 PM (JmjOe)

168 Jeebus. Come to a AoSHQ for the smart military commentary.

Stay for the dick memes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:16 PM (PY9jH)

169 I'm so confused.
Isn't Die Hard....Die Hard in a skyscraper?
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 09:13 PM (+eR2D)

Maybe he meant to say that the reviewer called it Die Hard without the skyskraper. Doesn't matter though. since its not that. Its Casablanca with tits.

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2016 09:16 PM (z/Ubi)

170 You shook me all night schlong!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:16 PM (0mRoj)

171 Lotta schlong in here.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 09:16 PM (MQZBa)

172
...Take a shlong way home
Take shlong way home...

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2016 09:16 PM (c6/9Q)

173 Don't Schlong the Girl

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:16 PM (hVdx9)

174 He claims Ivanka is going to be a czar in his administration.

==

Nyet!

Ivanka will be:

My Czarina

Posted by: Votermom at December 05, 2016 09:16 PM (Om16U)

175 126 Someone tell ace on Twitter that Barbwire isn't "Die Hard in a skyskraper" (????) Its Casablanca with Tits.
Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2016 09:09 PM (z/Ubi)

I only remember two things about that movie, and neither one is the plot.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 09:16 PM (iMxBJ)

176 168 Jeebus. Come to a AoSHQ for the smart military commentary.

Stay for the dick memes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:16 PM (PY9jH)

8=========D

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (z/Ubi)

177 He was banging her when he was commander in Iraq.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 05, 2016 09:07 PM (fKWf6)

If that's true it's a problem.

Irrelevant detail for some of us who believe in trust and integrity.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 09:07 PM (D2vc1)

This is Washington DC. If you throw out all the adulterers the place will look like Detroit.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (Xuv2G)

178 The Schlong Kiss Goodnight.

Can I get the horde to toss up a few prayers for pappy mayhem? He just took a ride in an ambulance and I'm not sure what his malfunction is this time. Thing One and his lovely lady got "follow Dad to the hospital" duty this time so I'm just a waiting for some 411. Hopefully we get something simple and easy. Thanks in advance!

Posted by: madamemayhem at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (yTnCT)

179 Dammit votermom beat me to it.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (D2vc1)

180 It's been a Schlong Time Coming.

Posted by: Sam Cooke at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (0F67M)

181 Hey, Hillary! This was your last chance!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (kTF2Z)

182 Why don't we head on over to the Schlong Branch, and tip back a few, Chester?

Posted by: zombie Matt Dillon at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (MiBfH)

183 My Schlong Will Go On

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (hVdx9)

184 Ho Lee Phuc!

Sum Ting Schlong

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (7qAYi)

185 I wonder if Biden stayed out of the primaries this time around because Hilly promised him that he'd be her Sec of State? Don't forget, Biden graduated law school in like the top half of the bottom 25 percent of his class.

Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (2JQBv)

186 This is Washington DC. If you throw out all the adulterers the place will look like Detroit.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (Xuv2G)

Your point?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (D2vc1)

187 105 Biden running for Potus in 2020, according to him. Snort.

- Vlad/Impaler 2020

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 05, 2016 09:04 PM (Nwg0u)

=================

JOEBAMA (Biden/The Mooche) 2016!!!

Posted by: ShainS at December 05, 2016 09:18 PM (mt8X9)

188 Schlong so blue
Weeping like a willow
Schlong so blue
Sleeping on my pillow

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 05, 2016 09:18 PM (iMxBJ)

189 You know, it's really a shame there aren't more words that rhyme with Schwanz.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 09:18 PM (8nWyX)

190 Someone please tell me Beck is drinking again or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:14 PM (PY9jH)

Beck is drinking again. This time, swallowing buckets full of Kool-Aid.

Posted by: RickZ at December 05, 2016 09:18 PM (VV6/D)

191 Who ya gonna call? Schlong Busters!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:18 PM (hVdx9)

192 Ask Mattis what he thinks of Petraeus' behavior, and I bet 99+% of the posters here would approve of the answer!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2016 09:18 PM (WF/Rl)

193 Prayers for pappy mayhem.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 09:18 PM (+eR2D)

194 If Huma is mainly under the sway of Islam and her mother, mom may order Huma to leave Hillary (since that path to power is now closed) and to work on another operation to try and advance Islam in the West.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 09:18 PM (rH4JY)

195 Krystal Ball has a Winnie Cooper thing going on.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 09:18 PM (MQZBa)

196 179 Dammit votermom beat me to it

==

At least not with it

Posted by: Votermom at December 05, 2016 09:18 PM (Om16U)

197 191 Who ya gonna call? Schlong Busters!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:18 PM (hVdx9)

That's not ectoplasm...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:18 PM (0mRoj)

198 couldn't resist tuning in to Beck this morning. He claims Ivanka is going to be a czar in his administration.

Someone please tell me Beck is drinking again or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:14 PM (PY9jH)

You believe anything that lunatic has to say?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 09:19 PM (+eR2D)

199 Lotta schlong in here.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 09:16 PM (MQZBa)

It's a whole lotta schlong by Led Schlongin

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:19 PM (auHtY)

200 jane our last real christmas tree was years ago. nice tree. brought it home put it in the stand, decorated it, looked great. next day wife watered it. took a full pitcher. next day, same thing. we thought we just got a dry tree. every day same shit. woke up one morning to a bare tree. just about all needles gone. tree stand had a pihole leak which we didn't know. 4' circle under the tree, carpet ruined flooring under carpet replaced in that area. never put up a real tree ever again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2016 09:19 PM (KP5rU)

201 191 Who ya gonna call? Schlong Busters!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:18 PM (hVdx9)

The reboot will definitely kill boners.

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2016 09:19 PM (z/Ubi)

202 Why don't we head on over to the Schlong Branch, and tip back a few, Chester?
Posted by: zombie Matt Dillon at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (MiBfH)

As long as it's just tipping...

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 09:19 PM (8nWyX)

203
Ask Mattis what he thinks of Petraeus' behavior, and I bet 99+% of the posters here would approve of the answer!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2016 09:18 PM (WF/Rl)

Yep. Bolton needs to be SoS. And Sarah needs to stay home and tend to her prolific family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:19 PM (PY9jH)

204 Get it on. Bang the gong. Get schlonged!

Posted by: T. Rex at December 05, 2016 09:19 PM (JO9+V)

205 Bigly, yuge, schlonging - Trump should win a Nobel Prize for literature.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 09:19 PM (7qAYi)

206 This is Washington DC. If you throw out all the adulterers the place will look like Detroit.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (Xuv2G)

See I am not worried about "morals" so much--I mean I am, since I am kinda straight laced that way--but I more concerned about a senior Officer ( or anyone with such a high security clearance or access to secure info being blackmailed. And do we know Fredo did not blackmail Patreaus when he was at CIA?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2016 09:20 PM (dELE3)

207 "Whenever this administration has gone to the left I have voted for it, and whenever it has gone to the right I have voted against it."

Posted by: Huey P. Schlong at December 05, 2016 09:20 PM (mt8X9)

208 Prayers up, mothermayhem. hope for good news and a quick recovery.

Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 09:20 PM (11H2y)

209 So tonight on the news there was some vignette about an 'attack at a pizza joint' based on fake news from Wiki about John Podesta and kiddie porn/sex trafficking.

I think they're prepping the battle space because they know they're going to be exposed. Schlonged, as it were.

Posted by: Barky McFuckstick's Rogue Teleprompter at December 05, 2016 09:20 PM (LNoBv)

210 Everybody's going schlonging
Schlonging USA

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:20 PM (0mRoj)

211 ♫ Killing me softly with his schlong ... ♫

Posted by: Roberta Flack at December 05, 2016 09:20 PM (0F67M)

212 Krystal Ball has a Winnie Cooper thing going on.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 09:18 PM (MQZBa)

Kima Kardashian has a Winnebago thing going on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 09:20 PM (MiBfH)

213 Prayers for pappy mayhem

Posted by: Votermom at December 05, 2016 09:21 PM (Om16U)

214 Prayers sent. I hope it's nothing serious

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 09:21 PM (ksPsw)

215 Good luck, madamemayhem. I hope he's OK.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2016 09:21 PM (sdi6R)

216 It's a whole lotta schlong by Led Schlongin
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:19 PM (auHtY)

Immigrant Schlong

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 09:21 PM (7qAYi)

217 want a whole lot of schlong, want a whole lot of schlong.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2016 09:21 PM (KP5rU)

218 186 This is Washington DC. If you throw out all the adulterers the place will look like Detroit.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (Xuv2G)

Your point?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (D2vc1)

If I hire someone for a job I care about whether or not he can do the job. I'm not particularly interested in associating socially with people who carry on affairs, but professional life is different.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 09:21 PM (Xuv2G)

219 You believe anything that lunatic has to say?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 09:19 PM (+eR2D)

Not fucking at all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:21 PM (PY9jH)

220 The Schlong Remains the Same

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 09:22 PM (+eR2D)

221 Mountain Schlong

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:22 PM (hVdx9)

222 Not fucking at all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:21 PM (PY9jH)

That's my girl.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 09:22 PM (+eR2D)

223 JOEBAMA (Biden/The Mooche) 2016!!!

Posted by: ShainS at December 05, 2016 09:18 PM (mt8X9)

Yahoo is running a story about how the latest dress she's wearing shows she is style personified. It is a hideous black dress with big pink and green flowers all over it. It is so grotesque the Brady Bunch wouldn't have used it as a couch cover

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:22 PM (auHtY)

224
Foreplay/Schlongtime by Boston

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 09:22 PM (JmjOe)

225 I shot a schlong into the air
It fell to earth, I knew not where

Posted by: Henry Wadsworth Schlongfellow at December 05, 2016 09:23 PM (0mRoj)

226 The Schlongest Yard

Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 09:23 PM (11H2y)

227 [i209 So tonight on the news there was some vignette about an 'attack at a pizza joint' based on fake news from Wiki about John Podesta and kiddie porn/sex trafficking.

I think they're prepping the battle space because they know they're going to be exposed. Schlonged, as it were.
Posted by: Barky McFuckstick's Rogue Teleprompter at December 05, 2016 09:20 PM (LNoBv)

Yeah, it's curious how the whole "fake news" meme started right around the time that people started talking about Pizzagate.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2016 09:23 PM (sdi6R)

228 If lovin' you is schlong, I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2016 09:23 PM (oZEJt)

229 The shlong and the short of it...

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2016 09:23 PM (c6/9Q)

230
San Francisco plans to declare itself a "Sanctuary State" and legally forbid cooperation with federal immigration policy???

*pops popcorn*

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 09:23 PM (zu88C)

231 Schlonged? That was me...

Posted by: Webb Hubbel at December 05, 2016 09:24 PM (DpOmP)

232 I didn't believe him when he said I would get tired of winning.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2016 09:24 PM (VdICR)

233 Put a little ~~love~~schlong in your ~~heart~~tart

Posted by: Votermom at December 05, 2016 09:24 PM (Om16U)

234 If you like your shlong, you can keep your shlong

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2016 09:24 PM (c6/9Q)

235 Major Schlong

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:24 PM (hVdx9)

236 Oh Dear Lord.

MIL is back in the hospital in ATL area. Dehydration. AGAIN.

What a great day and night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:24 PM (PY9jH)

237 Your point?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (D2vc1)

If I hire someone for a job I care about whether or not he can do the job. I'm not particularly interested in associating socially with people who carry on affairs, but professional life is different.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 09:21 PM (Xuv2G)

I was being a little sarcastic.

Still, if I know someone is cheating on the one who trusts them the most, it causes me to doubt if I can trust them either, whether it's in business or personal issues.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 09:24 PM (D2vc1)

238 If I hire someone for a job I care about whether or not he can do the job. I'm not particularly interested in associating socially with people who carry on affairs, but professional life is different.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 09:21 PM (Xuv2G)

Someone who is carrying on an extramarital affair is demonstrating that he/she is untrustworthy. I will allow that sometimes there are extenuating circumstances, but usually not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 09:25 PM (MiBfH)

239 Schlong, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 09:25 PM (7qAYi)

240
Schlong Me Up by the Rolling Schlongs

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:25 PM (auHtY)

241 Purple Schlong

When Doves Schlong

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:25 PM (hVdx9)

242 Not fucking at all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
====

but enough about my married life...

*ba dum SHH*

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 09:25 PM (zu88C)

243
216 It's a whole lotta schlong by Led Schlongin
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:19 PM (auHtY)

Immigrant Schlong

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 09:21 PM (7qAYi)

The Lemon Schlong

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:25 PM (LuZz8)

244 Wanna whole lot of schlong
Wanna whole lot of shclong

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at December 05, 2016 09:25 PM (aOqpx)

245 Schlong this, schlong that. Y'all really need to increase your vocabulary.

Posted by: A Smurf at December 05, 2016 09:26 PM (kTF2Z)

246 So, has Stein demanded recounts in Nevada, and Illinois yet?

Posted by: Iblis at December 05, 2016 09:26 PM (3gBCr)

247 I'm all schlonged out.
Can't think of anymore

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 09:26 PM (ksPsw)

248 It's on like Donkey Schlong.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:26 PM (hVdx9)

249 Hillary hates the schlong
And loathes the dong.
When asked about her preference
She gave Huma as a reference
As somebody who hits it like King Kong.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 05, 2016 09:26 PM (cBvzT)

250 He has shown he has terrible judgement in the past by messing around with that Paula woman with the Peyton FIVEhead

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 08:49 PM (6IPEM)

FIFY

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 05, 2016 09:26 PM (kKHcp)

251 Killing me softly with his schlong

Posted by: Roberta Flack at December 05, 2016 09:20 PM (0F67M)

That would be me.

Posted by: Schlong Holmes at December 05, 2016 09:26 PM (JO9+V)

252 In the schlong run we are all dead.

Posted by: John Maynard Keynes at December 05, 2016 09:26 PM (0mRoj)

253 Trump's transition is in absolute and total chaos!!! He hasn't come close to matching Obama's pace for cabinet appointments and he talked to the preezy of Taiwan.

Posted by: lamestream Medina at December 05, 2016 09:26 PM (jxw6R)

254 It's December 5th, and I already can't stand hearing Christmas music.

There, I said it.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 09:26 PM (D2vc1)

255 Blow My Schlong

(original song Blow My Fuse)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:27 PM (hVdx9)

256 Still, if I know someone is cheating on the one who trusts them the most, it causes me to doubt if I can trust them either, whether it's in business or personal issues.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 09:24 PM (D2vc1)

Exactly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2016 09:27 PM (dELE3)

257 It's a schlong way there,
It's a schlong way to where I'm going...

Posted by: Little River Band - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 09:27 PM (OUpHg)

258 The name is Schlong, James Schlong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 09:27 PM (MiBfH)

259
Its a schlong way...to the top....if you wanna rock and roll.

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 09:27 PM (JmjOe)

260 223: but it went well with her totally toned arms. she looked good standing next to that animated toilet brush. racist fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2016 09:27 PM (KP5rU)

261 Tears of a Schlong

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:28 PM (hVdx9)

262 Schlonged?

Stein-er will cum...

Posted by: Bunker Buddy at December 05, 2016 09:28 PM (DpOmP)

263 216 It's a whole lotta schlong by Led Schlongin

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:19 PM (auHtY)

Immigrant Schlong

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 09:21 PM (7qAYi)

The Lemon Schlong
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:25 PM (LuZz

Schlongway to Heaven

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:28 PM (auHtY)

264 A-Schlonging we will go...
a-schlonging we will go...

Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 09:28 PM (11H2y)

265 May I have your attention please?
Will the real Shlong please
stand up ?

(M. Mathers)

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2016 09:28 PM (c6/9Q)

266 265 May I have your attention please?
Will the real Shlong please
stand up ?

(M. Mathers)
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2016 09:28 PM (c6/9Q)

That's Schlong Shady to you, pal!

Posted by: Eminem at December 05, 2016 09:29 PM (0mRoj)

267 It's fascinating watching the media work the Fake News meme to their advantage. I'm now convinced the entire democrat establishment are just poor innocent lambs being tainted by those evil republicans lead by an insane golden haired lunatic seeking vengeance!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2016 09:29 PM (WF/Rl)

268 MIL is back in the hospital in ATL area. Dehydration. AGAIN.

What a great day and night.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:24 PM (PY9jH)

Ugh. Ganbatte. She's being treated, the tree will get sorted out. Schedule yourself some time this week for a long bath or baking bread or watching dumb TV shows or whatever and make it known that you're not to be disturbed. It will all work out.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 09:29 PM (8nWyX)

269 Been a schlong time since I rock & rolled

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2016 09:29 PM (sdi6R)

270 Hillary and Bill take a travel trailer cross country on a romantic vacation in The Schlong Schlong Trailer

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 09:29 PM (JO9+V)

271 Major Schlong

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:24 PM (hVdx9)

Ground control to Major Schlong...

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 09:30 PM (+eR2D)

272 Does anyone know when the Federal court is going to make its decision on the recount petition Stein filed today? I can't find anything to that effect.

Posted by: David Gillies at December 05, 2016 09:30 PM (tjHrt)

273 Schlong, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye,
you lost, to Trump, stay in your suite and cry,

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 05, 2016 09:30 PM (kKHcp)

274
It's a Schlong Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock and Roll)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:30 PM (LuZz8)

275 If it keeps on schlonging, levee's gonna break

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:30 PM (0mRoj)

276 My kind of schlong, Chicago is.

Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2016 09:31 PM (Cf0i2)

277 wow. No wonder these guys are pissed Hillary lost.

They had Operation Mindcrime all ready to roll out.

===

(Reuters) - Web giants YouTube , Facebook , Twitter and Microsoft will step up efforts to remove extremist content from their websites by creating a common database.

The companies will share 'hashes' - unique digital fingerprints they automatically assign to videos or photos - of extremist content they have removed from their websites to enable their peers to identify the same content on their platforms.

"We hope this collaboration will lead to greater efficiency as we continue to enforce our policies to help curb the pressing global issue of terrorist content online," the companies said in a statement on Tuesday.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 09:31 PM (zu88C)

278 When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed into a monstrous Schlong.

Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 09:31 PM (11H2y)

279 Major Schlong

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:24 PM (hVdx9)

Ground control to Major Schlong...

Posted by: @DangerGirl
****

Bingo. That is exactly what I was thinking of. Weird Al missed this spoof version.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:31 PM (hVdx9)

280
A Hard Day's Schlong

Rubber Schlong

Sgt. Schlonger's Lonely Heart's Club Band

Yellow Schlongmarine

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:31 PM (auHtY)

281 I've read at Breitbart that the Dowager Empress of Chappaqua is up +5 in Philthadelphia, and also Ace is cited there...

IIRC, Ace also made RCP, again, a day or so ago!

Posted by: Zettai Ryōiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 05, 2016 09:32 PM (kP16F)

282
Happiness is a Warm Schlong

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:32 PM (LuZz8)

283
Ooh, ooh, ooh! I've got one-

♫You've got to know when to schlong 'em.
Know when to schlong 'em.
Know when to schlong away.
And know when to schlong.
You never schlong your money.
When you're schlonging at the table
There'll be time enough for schlonging
When the schlonging's done.

Posted by: pre-zombie Kenny Rogers at December 05, 2016 09:32 PM (wPiJc)

284 Schlong, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 09:25 PM (7qAYi)

summabitz, late again.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 05, 2016 09:32 PM (kKHcp)

285 Schlongulisious OneEyedJack!

Posted by: Schlong McSchlongly at December 05, 2016 09:32 PM (BO/km)

286 The Midnite Ride of Paul Revere

by Henry Wadsworth Schlongfellow

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 09:33 PM (JO9+V)

287 Schlong me, Ishmael.

Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 09:33 PM (11H2y)

288 Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the schlong does go on

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:33 PM (0mRoj)

289
It's been a schlong time comin'
It's goin' to be a schlong time gone.
Appears to be a schlong time,
Yes, a schlong, schlong, schlog time
Before the dawn.

Posted by: Crosby, Stills, Nash and Schlong at December 05, 2016 09:33 PM (ZO497)

290 Schlong me Amadeus!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:33 PM (0mRoj)

291
IIRC, Ace also made RCP, again, a day or so ago!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 05, 2016 09:32 PM (kP16F)

Heh. And all those newbies from RCP are reading this thread, clutching pearls as they OD on schlong.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:33 PM (LuZz8)

292 IIRC, Ace also made RCP, again, a day or so ago!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 05, 2016 09:32 PM (kP16F)

Heh. And all those newbies from RCP are reading this thread, clutching pearls as they OD on schlong.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur
****

I'm betting they cannot get enough schlong IYKWIM.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:34 PM (hVdx9)

293 Please, somebody make it stop!!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen, engaging in political satire at December 05, 2016 09:34 PM (wPiJc)

294 256
If your leaders have no personal integrity in one private aspect of their lives, you cannot count on them to have personal integrity in other aspects of their personal or public lives! It is difficult to follow such leaders without wondering if you're just a convenient sacrifice

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2016 09:34 PM (WF/Rl)

295 I think I've convinced my husband to use some wire to secure the 8' tree to a nearby wall. I just can't imagine he and our son trying to lift the tree out of the deep stand full of water and try to move it to a different stand.

AUGHHH. sorry

I wish someone in ATL would get my damned MIL who lives in a luxurious seniors retirement center to DRINK MOAR WATER.

Gah, I'm so tired and stressed from the past several days.

Thank you for listening to me rant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:34 PM (PY9jH)

296 Schlong schlong schlong
Schlong schlong schlong
One a penny two a penny
Schlong schlong schlong

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 09:34 PM (+eR2D)

297
(Reuters) - Web giants YouTube , Facebook , Twitter and Microsoft will step up efforts to remove extremist content from their websites by creating a common database.

==

Cyberfascists

Posted by: Votermom at December 05, 2016 09:35 PM (Om16U)

298 Shlong Grove, Iowa. Currently seeking to fill multiple positions...

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2016 09:35 PM (c6/9Q)

299 Going out on a limb here, but I think hellary is still not over being denied her rightful (in her mind) place in history. That being the first lesbian/commie pResident to convert to islam for LOVE.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2016 09:35 PM (zLDYs)

300

The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Schlongdust and the Schlongs from Mars

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:35 PM (auHtY)

301
I'm betting they cannot get enough schlong IYKWIM.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:34 PM (hVdx9)

Schlongoholics?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:35 PM (LuZz8)

302 Please, somebody make it stop!!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon
****

You don't like schlong?

Schlong, schlong, schlong, schlong, wonderful schlong, wonderful schlong...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:35 PM (hVdx9)

303 Please help us raise $100 million to do a re-Recanvass of Voting Machines in PA!

She really should do a yearly telethon.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2016 09:35 PM (NBHj5)

304 Positively Schlong Street.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 09:36 PM (MiBfH)

305 When Muldoon begs you to stop, it's time to STOP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:36 PM (PY9jH)

306 293 Please, somebody make it stop!!!!!
Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen, engaging in political satire at December 05, 2016 09:34 PM (wPiJc)

Just hang in a little while schlonger...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:36 PM (0mRoj)

307 New movie for the Hillary recount effort:

The Schlong Kiss Goodnight

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 09:36 PM (OUpHg)

308 Hey, Jane D'Oh, looks like you need a little Me Time. Time to run a nice hot bath and take a long soak in the tub, while listening to some of your favorite music, from among the fine selection of tunes listed here.

Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 09:36 PM (11H2y)

309 Do not ask for whom the schlong tolls
It schlongs for thee

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 09:36 PM (ksPsw)

310 297 (Reuters) - Web giants YouTube , Facebook , Twitter and Microsoft will step up efforts to remove extremist content from their websites by creating a common database.
==
Cyberfascists
Posted by: Votermom at December 05, 2016 09:35 PM (Om16U)

I'm sure this is all just for terrorists.
And hate speech.
And thoughtcrime.
And you and me.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 09:36 PM (iMxBJ)

311 The Schlongs Come Out At Night

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:37 PM (hVdx9)

312 What does not kill us makes us schlonger.

Posted by: Frieddick Nietzsche at December 05, 2016 09:37 PM (0mRoj)

313 (Reuters) - Web giants YouTube , Facebook , Twitter and Microsoft will step up efforts to remove extremist content from their websites by creating a common database.

==

Cyberfascists

Posted by: Votermom at December 05, 2016 09:35 PM (Om16U)

In other words anything that isn't approved liberal narrative will get removed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:37 PM (auHtY)

314 Ah, to the Dallas fool - yes, if he fails to discharge his duty, he can be replaced, even after the election.
He's been babbling this since before the GOP convention, so I'd say the replacement is already lined up if he tries.
Either way, he's Hillaried, er, schlonged.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 09:37 PM (C9pBZ)

315 And the Band Played Schlong

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 09:37 PM (JO9+V)

316
When Muldoon begs you to stop, it's time to STOP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:36 PM (PY9jH)

He's just setting us up to schlong us with schlong limericks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:37 PM (LuZz8)

317
Schlong Train Running

Posted by: The Doobie Bros. at December 05, 2016 09:37 PM (ZO497)

318 Please make the stupid stop. Couple (of what?) remakes "Baby It's Cold Outside" to be less problematic.

I really can't stay...
Baby, I'm fine with that...

http://tinyurl.com/zlzs2a6

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 09:37 PM (7qAYi)

319 89 Hillary probably isn't of any use to Huma any more.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 09:00 PM (Xuv2G)

I figure that Huma is slowly cutting Hillary out of her life. Hillary is figuring out that her bestest friend ever was just a user.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 05, 2016 09:37 PM (nvMvs)

320 New movie for the Hillary recount effort:

The Schlong Kiss Goodnight

I don't think Hillary has ever kissed a schlong. She's probably kicked a few, severely.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:37 PM (PY9jH)

321 302 Please, somebody make it stop!!!!!
Posted by: Muldoon
******
Are we doing it schlong?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 09:38 PM (6IPEM)

322 Shlong term care insurance, currently NOT covered by obama

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2016 09:38 PM (c6/9Q)

323 No, really. I promise I will never ever ever make another limerick if you will just stop schlonging!

Never ever.

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen, engaging in political satire at December 05, 2016 09:38 PM (wPiJc)

324 When Muldoon begs you to stop, it's time to STOP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
****

Vengeance is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:38 PM (hVdx9)

325 And the Band Played Schlong

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 09:37 PM (JO9+V)

Better than the Band playing schlock.

Posted by: RickZ at December 05, 2016 09:39 PM (VV6/D)

326 Prayers for madamayhem and Jane.

Posted by: Infidel at December 05, 2016 09:39 PM (a62hT)

327 The best Eastwood spaghetti schlong movies were:

'A Fistful of Schlong'

and

'For A Few Schlong More'

'The Good, the Bad, and the Schlong' was mediocre by comparison.

Posted by: retropox at December 05, 2016 09:39 PM (s6N8L)

328 Muldoon? You mean the poet "Schlonged Muldoon"?

Hmm

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 09:39 PM (C9pBZ)

329 Cheech and Schlong: Up In Smoke?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 05, 2016 09:39 PM (kP16F)

330
Schlong of Hiawatha

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:39 PM (LuZz8)

331
It's a schlongapaloosa!

It's raining schlongs.

Posted by: The Doobie Bros. at December 05, 2016 09:39 PM (ZO497)

332
Won't Get Schlonged Again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:39 PM (auHtY)

333 What ever happened to "Schwing"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:39 PM (PY9jH)

334 Meanwhile, at the Supreme Continental Headquarters for Legally Obligated Normalization of Greatness...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 05, 2016 09:39 PM (vyqqu)

335 Muldoon, your limericks are great. That's no incentive.

I was going to do something with "Thong Song" but the result was horrifying.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 09:40 PM (iMxBJ)

336 When Muldoon begs you to stop, it's time to STOP.

'Schlong as nobody gets hurt, let them get it out of their system.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2016 09:40 PM (HwVbl)

337 Hollies issue revised hit:

"Schlonged Cruel Woman in a Mauve Pantsuit."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 09:40 PM (MiBfH)

338 By the By, Allen West was at Trump Tower today

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2016 09:40 PM (dELE3)

339 Not to sound too alarmist here, but the recanvass is looking like the proverbial shiny object. Meanwhile, behind the scenes, provisional, absentee and other "late arriving" "ballots" have cut Trump's lead in PA substantially. Currently...

Trump (R) 2,962,223 (48.60%)
Clinton (D) 2,915,414 (47.83%)
Difference: 46,809 (.77%)

The difference was over 70K on election night. Trump lost 25K net to Clinton in the 77K or so "votes" that have come in since then.

At this rate PA Dems only need to "find" (manufacture, really) about 50K more "votes" for an auto statewide recount to be triggered and we all know anything can happen in that scenario.

Posted by: DocJ at December 05, 2016 09:40 PM (7bkOX)

340 And you can tell everybody this is your schlong.
It may be quite simple but now that it's done

I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words

How sclongerful life is while you're in the world

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 09:40 PM (JmjOe)

341 Don't cry for me Schlongentina.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 05, 2016 09:40 PM (cBvzT)

342 Some Enschlonged Evening, You May See a Stranger

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 09:40 PM (JO9+V)

343 I like schlonging
Coz schlonging can make you whine
I like schlonging
Closing my eyes and feeling mine

Posted by: Kenny Schlongan at December 05, 2016 09:40 PM (Om16U)

344 Meet the new schlong
Same as the old schlong

Posted by: The Who at December 05, 2016 09:40 PM (0mRoj)

345 If loving Trump is schlong I don't want to be right.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 09:40 PM (+eR2D)

346 Vengeance is a dish best served cold"

Sounds better in the original Schlingon.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 09:40 PM (C9pBZ)

347 You put you right Shlong in
You take right shlog out
You put you right Shlong in.. and you shake it all about...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 05, 2016 09:41 PM (AGr9E)

348 When I think about you I schlong myself.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:41 PM (hVdx9)

349 Or Legal Organization of National Greatness. That works better.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 05, 2016 09:41 PM (vyqqu)

350 313
BREXIT, Trump, and QuItaly have demonstrated to our betters how dangerous a relatively free underground press can be to the New World Order, so they'll be fixing that well before the next election that counts!

Since the muz are not dangerous to the elites personally, expect special consideration for muz propaganda on social media!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2016 09:41 PM (WF/Rl)

351
338 By the By, Allen West was at Trump Tower today

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2016 09:40 PM (dELE3)

Uh, oh. Schadenschlongers are growing......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:41 PM (LuZz8)

352 Schwing!, shlong!, the witch is dead!

Posted by: somejoe at December 05, 2016 09:42 PM (9QhLT)

353 'Once Upon A time In The Schlong'

Posted by: The Drip at December 05, 2016 09:42 PM (ZO497)

354 What ever happened to "Schwing"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 09:39 PM (PY9jH)

---------

Schwing a schlong of six pence
Pocket full of pie.

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 09:42 PM (JmjOe)

355 338 By the By, Allen West was at Trump Tower today
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2016 09:40 PM (dELE3)

Did he bang Ivanka. I heard that his schlong gets him in trouble.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 05, 2016 09:42 PM (cBvzT)

356 Seems we just get started
And before you know it,
Comes the time we have to say,
"Schlong."

Posted by: Carol Burnett at December 05, 2016 09:42 PM (FwSdb)

357 Maybe it's time to end the schlongathon.
I don't like upsetting Muldoon

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 09:42 PM (6IPEM)

358 Schlong Sung Blue,

Everybody knows one

Posted by: Neil Diamond at December 05, 2016 09:43 PM (JO9+V)

359 It all looks fine
To the naked schlong
But it don't really happen that way at all
Don't happen that way at all

Posted by: The Who at December 05, 2016 09:43 PM (iMxBJ)

360 And the Lord said, "Let there be Schlong."

Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 09:43 PM (11H2y)

361 Another somebody done somebody long schlong?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 05, 2016 09:43 PM (kP16F)

362 Wait..unique idea...Shlongnado.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 05, 2016 09:43 PM (AGr9E)

363 Stand by your schlong!

Posted by: Patsy Cline at December 05, 2016 09:44 PM (0mRoj)

364 339
Let the recounting continue until every car trunk in PA has been opened and inspected for misplaced ballots!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2016 09:44 PM (WF/Rl)

365 First the schadenboner
Then the schlonging
Or
is it the other way around?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 05, 2016 09:44 PM (Om16U)

366 Gonna fly into the schlonging zone.
Gonna fly into the schlonging zoooooone.

Posted by: Sterling Archer at December 05, 2016 09:44 PM (Fh/kv)

367
J-E-T-S

Suck
Suck
Suck

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 09:44 PM (kTF2Z)

368 We are the Sultans.
We are the Sultans of Schlong

Posted by: Dire Straits at December 05, 2016 09:44 PM (iMxBJ)

369 I know I'm late for the book thread, but Guy Murchie's 1954 Schlong of the Sky is a great read about the early days of aviation.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 09:44 PM (8nWyX)

370 Sorry, Seamus.
I'm afraid that you've created a monster, and there is no stopping it...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 09:44 PM (OUpHg)

371 This has gone on too schlong.

Posted by: Schlong McSchlongly at December 05, 2016 09:44 PM (BO/km)

372 Oooh, there's a schlonging zone?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 09:44 PM (C9pBZ)

373 The schlongings will continue
Until Muldoon approves

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 05, 2016 09:45 PM (Om16U)

374 Shlongnado, everyone running around screaming.

OMG!!!! I put an eye out!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 05, 2016 09:45 PM (AGr9E)

375 294 256 If your leaders have no personal integrity in one private aspect of their lives, you cannot count on them to have personal integrity in other aspects of their personal or public lives! It is difficult to follow such leaders without wondering if you're just a convenient sacrifice
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2016 09:34 PM (WF/Rl)

I understand the concern; I just don't think it's automatically disqualifying, particularly when it's likely you're following someone doing the same sorts of things who managed to be more discrete.

But if he really was cheating on his wife when he was still in the military, that's quite a bit more serious and should probably disqualify him from a leadership position. He's smart enough to know the sort of damage that can do.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 09:45 PM (Xuv2G)

376 Sorry, Seamus.
I'm afraid that you've created a monster, and there is no stopping it...

Posted by: Chi
****

Schlongzilla

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:45 PM (hVdx9)

377 Bill Whittle's video on the recount effort is great.

And as he says (but in a better way) "It's time for Hillary (who gets smaller by the minute) and her rapist husband and her talentless daughter to just go away"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 09:45 PM (tOcW/)

378 Shlong Island, NY - it's quite large I hear, for an island

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2016 09:45 PM (c6/9Q)

379 The best schlongmarine movies were:

"20,000 Schlongs Under the Sea" and "Voyage to the Bottom of the Schlong"

"Run Schlong, Run Deep" was OK, I guess.

Posted by: retropox at December 05, 2016 09:45 PM (s6N8L)

380 I feel the need,
The need for... well, you get the idea.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 09:46 PM (C9pBZ)

381 OT, but does anyone else here think Dr. Stein not only has a punchable face, she has a punchable essence? She makes my skin crawl and the sound of her voice creeps me out.

Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 09:46 PM (11H2y)

382 The schlongings will continue
Until Muldoon approves
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 05, 2016 09:45 PM (Om16U)

----------

Bwahahahahaha

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 09:46 PM (JmjOe)

383
Schlongzilla

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:45 PM (hVdx9)

Awesome. Who does he fight though?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 05, 2016 09:46 PM (AGr9E)

384 Schlong me to the moon!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2016 09:46 PM (WF/Rl)

385 Schlong-O-Matic

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:46 PM (hVdx9)

386 The best schlongmarine movies were:

"20,000 Schlongs Under the Sea" and "Voyage to the Bottom of the Schlong"

"Run Schlong, Run Deep" was OK, I guess.

Posted by: retropox at December 05, 2016 09:45 PM (s6N8L)

Dont forget Das Schlong

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 09:46 PM (JO9+V)

387 Schlongzilla

==

vs King Schlong

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 05, 2016 09:46 PM (Om16U)

388 We've got American schlongs
We've got American schlongs
We're coming to your town
We'll help you party down
We've got American schlongs

Posted by: teej at December 05, 2016 09:47 PM (JEx0Z)

389 The Schlongest Day was a great movie about the invasion at Normandy.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:47 PM (0mRoj)

390 C'c'can't we all just get a schlong?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 05, 2016 09:47 PM (kP16F)

391 Schlongzilla

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:45 PM (hVdx9)

Awesome. Who does he fight though?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob
****

King Schlong of course.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:47 PM (hVdx9)

392 Run Schlong, Run Deep" was OK, I guess.

Posted by: retropox at December 05, 2016 09:45 PM (s6N8L)

The Hunt For Red Schlong was great. Lots of tech in there.

But you have to watch Das Schlong in the original German.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 09:47 PM (MiBfH)

393 Shlong John Silver's..the service is fast

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2016 09:47 PM (c6/9Q)

394
Everybody was schlong-fu fighting...

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 09:47 PM (JmjOe)

395
Schlongzilla

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:45 PM (hVdx9)

Awesome. Who does he fight though?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 05, 2016 09:46 PM
****
King Schlong. Duh

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 09:47 PM (6IPEM)

396 **Sigh**

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2016 09:47 PM (wPiJc)

397 383
Schlongzilla

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:45 PM (hVdx9)

Awesome. Who does he fight though?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 05, 2016 09:46 PM (AGr9E)

Schlongera

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:47 PM (0mRoj)

398 Night of the Schlong Knives

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 09:47 PM (JO9+V)

399 I'm schlonging myself to bed. Night 'rons. Nice to play with you for a bit.

It's been a busy bunch of weeks. I have less than two more left then my 3 wk vacation begins.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2016 09:48 PM (+eR2D)

400 Get it on
Bang a schlong
Get it on

Posted by: teej at December 05, 2016 09:48 PM (JEx0Z)

401 Votermom got me by a few seconds.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:48 PM (hVdx9)

402 Evidently I tried to interject some panic into a schlonging thread and failed. Oh well. If the Horde isn't worried then I suppose I'm not going to be either.

Later 'rons.

Posted by: DocJ at December 05, 2016 09:48 PM (7bkOX)

403 Jill Stein has shown she is qualified for a Government job -- she has mastered throwing millions down a useless rathole.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 09:49 PM (iMxBJ)

404 **Sigh**

Posted by: Muldoon
****

Feeling tired? Run down?

Try new improved SCHLONG!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:49 PM (hVdx9)

405 Try Long Schlong Silver's. Service is YUGE.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 09:49 PM (DW+jj)

406 But if he really was cheating on his wife when he was still in the military, that's quite a bit more serious and should probably disqualify him from a leadership position. He's smart enough to know the sort of damage that can do.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2016 09:45 PM (Xuv2G)

???
You don't think a CIA Director putting himself in a compromising situation is just as bad?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2016 09:49 PM (dELE3)

407 Evidently I tried to interject some panic into a
schlonging thread and failed. Oh well. If the Horde isn't worried then I
suppose I'm not going to be either.

Later 'rons.

Posted by: DocJ at December 05, 2016 09:48 PM (7bkOX)

Forget it, doc. It's schlongtown!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 09:49 PM (JO9+V)

408 Who let the schlongs out?
Who who who who
Who let the schlongs out?
Who who who who

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:49 PM (0mRoj)

409 Dangit. Tilikum. You schlonged me!

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 09:49 PM (ksPsw)

410 12 O'clock Schlong was a fave...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 09:49 PM (C9pBZ)

411 Re; Pizzagate

I've decided that since tomorrow is St Nicholas Day I'm going to ask for the intercession of St Nicholas who is a patron of children that if there is truth to this horror story that the perps be brought to accountability and justice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 09:50 PM (tOcW/)

412 Top Burt Reynolds movie list has to include "The Schlongest Yard"

Posted by: retropox at December 05, 2016 09:50 PM (s6N8L)

413 Dangit. Tilikum. You schlonged me!

Posted by: L, Elle
****

And Votermom schlonged me!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:50 PM (hVdx9)

414

Sha-long?? Thats Yiddish, right?

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 09:50 PM (JmjOe)

415 The 1000 Schlong Raid was a big one!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 09:50 PM (JO9+V)

416 How can we forget the King of Schlong and Roll?

Schlong Me Tender

All Schlonged Up

Blue Suede Schlongs

Return to Schlonger

Suspicious Schlongs

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:50 PM (auHtY)

417 Alan West was at the Tower today? Whatta guy. I have such a crush on him. But I still think Mitt Romney would be good for Veterans Affairs - he's a turnaround guy and he knows how to manage ineffective bureaucracies, including firing the nonproductive.
When it comes to the VA, I would hope it means jail time, too.

Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 09:50 PM (11H2y)

418 Please, somebody make it stop!!!!!

Posted by: Muldoo

---------------
Evverry Body must get schlonged!

Posted by: Bob Dylan at December 05, 2016 09:50 PM (zAEs4)

419 The Schlong Kiss Goodnight

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 09:36 PM (OUpHg)

I said that at 178

Posted by: madamemayhem at December 05, 2016 09:51 PM (yTnCT)

420 OT, but does anyone else here think Dr. Stein not only has a punchable face, she has a punchable essence? She makes my skin crawl and the sound of her voice creeps me out.
Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 09:46 PM (11H2y)

I sent her campaign a really passive-aggressive email about how she's forcing Michigan to spend about 5 to 7 times what she kicked in from idiot donors for a recount that will change nothing besides taking a few million dollars away from revitalizing Detroit or sorting out the water contamination in Flint. It won't change anything, but it made me feel better. Realistically it's in the hands of the courts and the bureaucracy now, not much I can do to change anything.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 09:51 PM (8nWyX)

421 Thirty Schlongs Over Tokyo

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 09:51 PM (JO9+V)

422 Top Burt Reynolds movie list has to include "The Schlongest Yard"

Posted by: retropox
****

#157
My schlong was here first.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:51 PM (hVdx9)

423 416 How can we forget the King of Schlong and Roll?

Schlong Me Tender

All Schlonged Up

Blue Suede Schlongs

Return to Schlonger

Suspicious Schlongs
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:50 PM (auHtY)

Jailhouse Schlong

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:51 PM (0mRoj)

424 Schlongathon

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 09:51 PM (ZO497)

425 411 Re; Pizzagate
I've decided that since tomorrow is St Nicholas Day I'm going to ask for the intercession of St Nicholas who is a patron of children that if there is truth to this horror story that the perps be brought to accountability and justice.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 09:50 PM (tOcW/)

We're just an ordinary pizza parlor.

Posted by: Comet Twink-Schlong at December 05, 2016 09:51 PM (iMxBJ)

426 LeBron James is taking his political views to New York City.

The star guard headlines a group of Cavaliers who have been exempt from staying at the Trump SoHo hotel when the defending champions head to the Big Apple on Wednesday to play the Knicks, multiple sources told ESPN.com.

The rest of the team will stay at the Donald Trump-branded property, fulfilling the contract the Cavaliers signed with the luxury building when it opened in 2010.

Eat me cock suckers. Another reason I never watch the NBA anymore

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2016 09:51 PM (dELE3)

427 Remember...a well rounded arsenal has shot guns, hand guns, and schlong guns.

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 09:52 PM (JmjOe)

428 Schlong night y'all

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 05, 2016 09:52 PM (Om16U)

429 I love schlong n roll...
put another dime in the jukebox baby.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 09:52 PM (C9pBZ)

430 Schlongageddon

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 09:52 PM (ZO497)

431 2016: The Year of the Schlong

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 09:52 PM (ksPsw)

432 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2016 09:51 PM (dELE3)

Don't you mean LeSchlong James?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:52 PM (0mRoj)

433 I hope to visit Hong Schlong one day.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 09:52 PM (DW+jj)

434 Both Trump and his advisor Gingrich are well publicized adulterers so I don't think they are looking at that being a disqualifier.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 05, 2016 09:53 PM (IDPbH)

435 It's the Schlongpocalypse!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:53 PM (0mRoj)

436
Teh Ewok is sitting in his apartment shaking his head for including the schlong joke in the main post.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:53 PM (LuZz8)

437 The first rule of Shlong Club is: you Do Not talk about Shlong Club !

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2016 09:53 PM (c6/9Q)

438 If the schlonging on the blog lasts more than 4 hours, consult your doctor

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 09:53 PM (ksPsw)

439 Anyways, the election is over, and no dicking around will change the schlonging.

It's over, hilda.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 09:54 PM (C9pBZ)

440 22 Schlong rifle?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:54 PM (hVdx9)

441 Women prefer a schlong over a schlort.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:54 PM (hVdx9)

442 It's a Schlongderful Life

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 09:54 PM (JO9+V)

443 Alan West was at the Tower today? Whatta guy. I have such a crush on him. But I still think Mitt Romney would be good for Veterans Affairs - he's a turnaround guy and he knows how to manage ineffective bureaucracies, including firing the nonproductive.
When it comes to the VA, I would hope it means jail time, too.

Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 09:50 PM (11H2y)

I first read that as Adam West and was wondering what he could be nominated for? Secretary of Caped Crusaders?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:55 PM (auHtY)

444 lebron james is a racist sucker of cock. thanks fucking cleveland.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2016 09:55 PM (KP5rU)

445
My Schlong Pilot is where I note all my dicktation

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 09:55 PM (JmjOe)

446 "It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superschlong!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 09:55 PM (MiBfH)

447 439 Anyways, the election is over, and no dicking around will change the schlonging.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 09:54 PM (C9pBZ)

Is not! Is not! I shake my jiggly arm fat at you exactly 126 times!!!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at December 05, 2016 09:55 PM (iMxBJ)

448 Arrrrrr!

Posted by: Schlong John Silver at December 05, 2016 09:56 PM (ZO497)

449 So schlong lives this, and this gives life to thee.

Ole' Bill knew schlongs...

Posted by: retropox at December 05, 2016 09:56 PM (s6N8L)

450 No one knows what it's like
To be the bad schlong
To be the sad schlong
Blue balls behind

Posted by: teej at December 05, 2016 09:56 PM (JEx0Z)

451 406
My point exactly. There may be jobs, like community organizer, where I could care less if you're banging everything that moves. There are other jobs that call for lives to be put at risk, the old harm's way decision, and I'd sure think the men chosen to make those decisions are above reproach. Nearly all flag officers fall in this category as does the DCIA, in my opinion!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2016 09:56 PM (WF/Rl)

452 Don't you mean LeSchlong James?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:52 PM (0mRoj)

Yup, that's the guy.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2016 09:56 PM (dELE3)

453 The Eiger Schlongtion

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 09:56 PM (JO9+V)

454 450 No one knows what it's like
To be the bad schlong
To be the sad schlong
Blue balls behind
Posted by: teej at December 05, 2016 09:56 PM (JEx0Z)

*Ahem*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 05, 2016 09:56 PM (iMxBJ)

455 But you have to watch Das Schlong in the original German.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 09:47 PM (MiBfH)

Schlong jokes aside, that's one of the few foreign movies I'll watch dubbed. Usually, I'd rather read the dialog and hear the original acting, but it turns out that all of the actors spoke English and dubbed their own lines, even though they had to change some minor dialog.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 09:56 PM (8nWyX)

456 It was the best of Schlongs, it was the worst of Schlongs....

Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 09:57 PM (11H2y)

457 Schlong the Bismark!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 09:57 PM (JO9+V)

458 Goodbye , adios, scholong.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 05, 2016 09:57 PM (IDPbH)

459 Hell-bound Schlong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyw-dfXRhks

turn it UP!

Posted by: Savoy Brown at December 05, 2016 09:57 PM (6h0LK)

460 Schlong Live Trump!

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (ksPsw)

461
I said that at 178
Posted by: madamemayhem
-----------------

Consider it flattery. Some of this shit is gonna get recycled on these type of posts, y'know.
Prayers up for Poppa Mayhem, btw

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (PsVKW)

462 Duck

Duck

Duck

Schlong!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (0mRoj)

463 Schlemeil! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

Anyone know where that comes from?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (DW+jj)

464 @433-
Maybe you'll meet...
Wait for it...

Hong Schlong Fuey

Posted by: teej at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (JEx0Z)

465
LeBron James is taking his political views to New York City.

He can take them to SCHLONGTOWN!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (IqV8l)

466 You may be schlonged, you may be right?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (kP16F)

467 The Schlong Goodbye - Chandlers bwst work.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (9l8jG)

468 OT, but does anyone else here think Dr. Stein not only has a punchable face, she has a punchable essence? She makes my skin crawl and the sound of her voice creeps me out.
Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 09:46 PM (11H2y)

-----
Yes, she has a very Schlongable face!!

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (zAEs4)

469
Schlemeil! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

Anyone know where that comes from?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (DW+jj)

Laverne and Schlonglry?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 09:59 PM (JO9+V)

470 463: laverne and squirelly.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2016 09:59 PM (KP5rU)

471 Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 09:46 PM (11H2y)

No; I find her an attractive woman but I think she's a liar about her reasoning for all this recount stuff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 09:59 PM (tOcW/)

472 Anyone know where that comes from?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (DW+jj)

LaVern and Shirley

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 09:59 PM (JmjOe)

473 463 Schlemeil! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

Anyone know where that comes from?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (DW+jj)

Helloooo

Posted by: Squiggy at December 05, 2016 09:59 PM (IDPbH)

474 Thanks Chi.. why can't we have the Elder god freed of his schlonging?

Posted by: madamemayhem at December 05, 2016 09:59 PM (yTnCT)

475 Teh Ewok is sitting in his apartment shaking his schadenboner for including the schlong joke in the main post.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:53 PM (LuZz

---
FTFY

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2016 09:59 PM (6h0LK)

476 Laverne and Schlong?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 05, 2016 09:59 PM (kP16F)

477 For sale : shlounging chair with ottoman

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2016 09:59 PM (c6/9Q)

478 297
(Reuters) - Web giants YouTube , Facebook , Twitter and Microsoft will step up efforts to remove extremist content from their websites by creating a common database.

Posted by: Votermom at December 05, 2016 09:35 PM (Om16U)

I have the suspicion that they're using "extremist" as a synonym for "conservative."

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 05, 2016 09:59 PM (nvMvs)

479 I first read that as Adam West and was wondering what he could be nominated for? Secretary of Caped Crusaders?
Posted by: TheQuietMan
------------

Enforcer.

DT(hands AW a piece of paper): Alan, I want you to go talk to this guy.

AW: Yes, sir. Consider it taken care of.

DT: Alan...

AW: Yes sir?

DT: No visible bruises, okay?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 09:59 PM (ZO497)

480 ONT. And not a moment too soon.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 10:00 PM (iMxBJ)

481 Bill Whittle's video on the recount effort is great.

Thanks. Loved it!

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2016 10:00 PM (8zL5i)

482 This thread is just schlong in so many ways

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 10:00 PM (ksPsw)

483 He might even get out his Hong Schlong book of Schlong Fu

Posted by: teej at December 05, 2016 10:00 PM (JEx0Z)

484 441 Women prefer a schlong over a schlort.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 09:54 PM (hVdx9)

Yes.

Posted by: The man with the girth of a soda can at December 05, 2016 10:00 PM (cBvzT)

485 This thread just got schlonged.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2016 10:00 PM (sdi6R)

486 Look up a list of Yiddish words like this. They are hoot.

As is often explained, a schlemiel is someone who spills his soup all the time and a schlimazel is someone it lands on all the time.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 10:01 PM (DW+jj)

487 I thought the schlonging would never stop.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 10:01 PM (ZO497)

488 Three Days of the Schlong

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2016 10:01 PM (6h0LK)

489 463 Schlemeil! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

Anyone know where that comes from?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (DW+jj)

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Laverne & Schlongerly

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:02 PM (kTF2Z)

490 We had our Change of Command this past weekend down in Portsmouth/Norfolk and there were more than few Drinks going around after all the Official Ceremonies and ALL of them, had a toast to the new incoming SEC of DEF. And there were smile all round!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2016 10:02 PM (dELE3)

491 lol, ONT - the shlongasbord edition!

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2016 10:02 PM (c6/9Q)

492 474 Thanks Chi.. why can't we have the Elder god freed of his schlonging?
Posted by: madamemayhem
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I don't know.
But I figure the more people that join in on the #Free Cthulhu bandwagon, the better. Ace & the CoBs have to get annoyed enough to unlock him soon...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:03 PM (PsVKW)

493 BREAKING: FBI Investigating Imminent Threat Against Los Angeles Metro Rail Station

Weasel Zippers

Mormons?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2016 10:03 PM (dELE3)

494 Wow, almost 500 posts of dick jokes.

Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 10:03 PM (11H2y)

495 Posted by: madamemayhem at December 05, 2016 09:17 PM (yTnCT)

Will keep him in prayer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 10:04 PM (tOcW/)

496 I heard Hillary only does anal. Which explains that look on her face. And that buttugly kid of hers too, now that I think of it.

Posted by: jwpaine at December 05, 2016 10:08 PM (hoJm7)

497 Trump (R) 2,962,223 (48.60%)

Clinton (D) 2,915,414 (47.83%)

Difference: 46,809 (.77%)

The difference was over 70K on election night. Trump lost 25K net to
Clinton in the 77K or so "votes" that have come in since then.

At this rate PA Dems only need to "find" (manufacture, really) about
50K more "votes" for an auto statewide recount to be triggered and we
all know anything can happen in that scenario.

Posted by: DocJ at December 05, 2016 09:40 PM (7bkOX)
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Hi. I hope I have this semi-straight. Someone yesterday said that the discrepancy came from a large, uncounted absentee ballot batch of 27 thousand, of which about 22 thousand went to Clinton. I don't know where exactly this batch came from, but it sounded like that was the end of it. hopefully

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 10:08 PM (dFi94)

498 494 Wow, almost 500 posts of dick jokes.
Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 10:03 PM (11H2y)
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Always neglected...sniff.

Posted by: The Balls at December 05, 2016 10:08 PM (ZsN9X)

499 Nobody talked about me, either.

Posted by: The Taint at December 05, 2016 10:08 PM (ZsN9X)

500
This thread has been schlonged 420 times so far tonight

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 10:09 PM (zAEs4)

501 Ace the CoBs have to get annoyed enough to unlock him soon...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:03 PM (PsVKW)
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Why is he locked up? Accidently ?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 10:09 PM (dFi94)

502 You guys talk about me all the time...tee hee.

Signed,

Obama

Posted by: The A$$hole at December 05, 2016 10:09 PM (ZsN9X)

503 Three sock joke off.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 05, 2016 10:10 PM (ZsN9X)

504 This thread has been schlonged 420 times so far tonight

A regular sausage fest.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 05, 2016 10:11 PM (IcT7t)

505
Hi. I hope I have this semi-straight. Someone yesterday said that the discrepancy came from a large, uncounted absentee ballot batch of 27 thousand, of which about 22 thousand went to Clinton. I don't know where exactly this batch came from, but it sounded like that was the end of it. hopefully

Posted by: grammie winger

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22,000 of 27,000 went to Clinton?

81% of the votes went to 1 candidate?

Nothing to see here, move along....

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 10:15 PM (zAEs4)

506 Just remember, because Huma's Weiner Schlonged Hillary, Hillary will never be president.

Posted by: Iblis at December 05, 2016 10:18 PM (3gBCr)

507 I don't know.
But I figure the more people that join in on the #Free Cthulhu bandwagon, the better. Ace & the CoBs have to get annoyed enough to unlock him soon...
Pod by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:03

While I think Cthulhu should be unbanned, maybe the campaign just annoys the PTB? Who knows.

I remember that night. CDB don't you this is long enough of a bannination?

Posted by: Farmer at December 05, 2016 10:19 PM (o/90i)

508 ) - Web giants YouTube , Facebook , Twitter and Microsoft will step up efforts to remove extremist content from their websites by creating a common database.

Posted by: Votermom at December 05, 2016 09:35 PM (Om16U)

I have the suspicion that they're using "extremist" as a synonym for "conservative."
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT

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We are about to get schlonged!!!

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 10:20 PM (zAEs4)

509 On the topic of the Faithless Elector from Texas - I read the statute and it does not appear that there is a way to replace him. An Elector can resign (as one Texas Elector did already) and can be replaced. But the only way to declare a vacancy if the Elector did not resign or die is if the Elector is not present at the meeting of the Electors. The other Electors can vote to declare a vacancy and fill it with someone else but only if the Faithless Elector isn't there when they convene.

That is going to have to change, obviously.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at December 05, 2016 10:40 PM (SUtNI)

510 Schlong, it's been good to know you.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 05, 2016 11:15 PM (C+wjz)

511 Bill Michell has some guy on that seems to understand recount details. He explains the 22K PA votes for Hillary came from a Acorn like group that filed the voter registrations wrong, but they are still probably) legit.

It is about minute 3:00 to maybe 18:00 or so, where they discuss the various recounts. It seems pretty solid that new votes won't be added, and PA will probably be shut down anyway.

http://tinyurl.com/zqh869j

Posted by: illiniwek at December 05, 2016 11:57 PM (pS/eA)

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