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isaac-henrique-sequeira.jpg

Isaac Henrique Sequeira
Thomas Gainsborough

Anyone who claims that their boy Gainsborough is better than my boy Copley can go to their room right now.

There is no comparison.

Go on....scoot! We'll call you for dinner.

Posted by: CBD at 09:45 AM




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1 firstly

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2016 09:43 AM (c6/9Q)

2 Nice painting

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 05, 2016 09:43 AM (QPdNE)

3 2nd

Posted by: Evilpens at December 05, 2016 09:43 AM (y3aQB)

4 Guys, this is your friendly morning reminder that...

We won.

Posted by: JC at December 05, 2016 09:43 AM (3GSgE)

5 Gainborough's portraits of women have an almost ethereal feeling that I like very much

Posted by: Tuna at December 05, 2016 09:45 AM (wt0kN)

6
Dude.

Cross your leg like a man.

You're gonna pinch your junk sitting like that.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 05, 2016 09:45 AM (8XRCm)

7
Meh.... it's not a Rothko.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 05, 2016 09:46 AM (8XRCm)

8 No manspreading in the old days, I guess.

Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2016 09:46 AM (d6TTt)

9 Meh, it's all old dead white guys.

/I denounce myself /s

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at December 05, 2016 09:47 AM (08GAj)

10 I wonder if he smelled of lilacs, or lavender?

Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2016 09:48 AM (d6TTt)

11 Trumbull for the win.

Do I get dessert with my dinner?

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 09:48 AM (Zokmo)

12 Here Gainsborough has captured the fierce determination of a man of action, sinews rippling just under the surface of the civilized exterior; straining nay bursting from the constraints of polite society! The dynamism fairly leaps from the canvas.

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 09:48 AM (wPiJc)

13 How important do you have to be to have a portrait of yourself nowadays? How much would it cost me to commission one of myself?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 05, 2016 09:49 AM (KUaJL)

14 Muldoons been into the medicinal liquor cabinet again.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 09:49 AM (d76uN)

15
Here Gainsborough has captured the fierce determination of a man of action, sinews rippling just under the surface of the civilized exterior; straining nay bursting from the constraints of polite society! The dynamism fairly leaps from the canvas.

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 09:48 AM (wPiJc)








Geez, get a room.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 09:50 AM (XWkhW)

16 Kitteh bailed. I don't know if the dude is a sniper or not so, eh.

Meanwhile, the Horde is asked: Texting your hubby with (P'shopped) pics of a coyote you supposedly took in, in your living room, with your toddler. Is it (a) a fun prank (b) grounds for divorce or (c) grounds for justifiable homicide?

http://tinyurl.com/zyzkfcj

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 05, 2016 09:51 AM (9krrF)

17 Is a "Gainsborough" one of those gay powdered wigs? Not gonna do it.

I'm quite happy with my decision to go full on Colonial Settler for the last year, but I draw the line on wearing a wig.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 09:51 AM (dcwyv)

18 Looks like he's giving Gainsborough the look that says "Dude, give it a rest so I can read my book, okay?"

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at December 05, 2016 09:53 AM (RD7QR)

19 Gainborough's portraits of women have an almost ethereal feeling that I like very much

Like that saucy little wench the Duchess of Devonshire?

goo.gl/IiXxpJ

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 09:53 AM (X6fMO)

20 Regarding the frilly lace cuffs, they had to have a bevy of servants just to clean those damned things. I mean can you imagine the hassle, dragging them through the burrito sauce and salsa?
Not to mention the biscuits and gravy in the morning.
A sartorial nightmare!

Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2016 09:53 AM (d6TTt)

21 Reminds of of Seinfeld's puffy shirt episode..

'But I dont wanna be a pirate !'

Posted by: McCool at December 05, 2016 09:53 AM (TQxRy)

22 Portrait subject looks like he has false teeth.

Posted by: Emmie at December 05, 2016 09:53 AM (xVuS6)

23 Consider this 1700's Pajama Boy

Posted by: McCool at December 05, 2016 09:54 AM (TQxRy)

24 Isaac Henrique Sequeira

Half English, half French, and half Spanish?

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2016 09:54 AM (2z74n)

25 Hispanic Outreach. Henrique out front should have told ya.

Also, did he ever paint a guy with long pants on?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 09:54 AM (H5rtT)

26 Who is dude? And what is he so interested in?

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 09:54 AM (vhbai)

27 >>>It's been so long since the media has had to deal with an alpha male that they have no idea how to deal with it.


The tree is named after him.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 05, 2016 09:55 AM (QlyN5)

28 12 Here Gainsborough has captured the fierce determination of a man of action, sinews rippling just under the surface of the civilized exterior; straining nay bursting from the constraints of polite society! The dynamism fairly leaps from the canvas.
Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 09:48 AM (wPiJc)

Mr Sequeira was an accomplished Jewish doctor, who evidently had Gainsborough as a patient.

I am always fascinated by these. A guy who lived hundreds of years ago, commissions a portrait. The fact that the artist is famous is one of the reasons his name is remembered at all. By the info, he was a good doctor.

It kind of gives me the same feeling as walking through a cemetery. All these people, who lived and died. Had kids, problems. Probably had more than a few triumphs and tragedies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 09:55 AM (92kX2)

29 WaPo has a piece explaining that the Dakota Access Pipeline isn't just about the environment, it's about religion. Sacred, spiritual ancient religions belief that must be respected since it is written in the constitution. Something the flyovers would never understand with their hateful sky-god and bible that are, with good reason, mocked and disparaged by all thinking people.

Posted by: Ripley at December 05, 2016 09:55 AM (1BQGO)

30 Messieur Sequeira is sitting on a fossilized platypus.

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye kinda thing.

Posted by: General Zod at December 05, 2016 09:56 AM (Bdeb0)

31 Meanwhile, the Horde is asked: Texting your hubby with (P'shopped) pics of a coyote you supposedly took in, in your living room, with your toddler. Is it (a) a fun prank (b) grounds for divorce or (c) grounds for justifiable homicide?



B or C. Since she claimed it was a pshopped prank, forward it to CPS. As a prank.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 09:56 AM (v0qEa)

32 >>>Chi

nice fence

Posted by: concrete girl at December 05, 2016 09:56 AM (apLvj)

33 19. Lilac Vegetal, originally developes to cover the funk of Napoleon's cavalrymen, went on to become a staple of older men's toilette, and of the undertaker, who used it to mask the stench of death.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 09:56 AM (n+HaZ)

34 That's not how you spell sequoia.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 09:56 AM (H5rtT)

35 24 Isaac Henrique Sequeira

Half English, half French, and half Spanish?
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2016 09:54 AM (2z74n)

According to the short blurb I found, he was Portuguese.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 09:56 AM (92kX2)

36 You are right about Copley. No one compares.

"Head of a Negro" was my guide when I tried portrait painting from a live model.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 05, 2016 09:57 AM (U6f54)

37 29 WaPo has a piece explaining that the Dakota Access Pipeline isn't just about the environment, it's about religion. Sacred, spiritual ancient religions belief that must be respected since it is written in the constitution. Something the flyovers would never understand with their hateful sky-god and bible that are, with good reason, mocked and disparaged by all thinking people.
Posted by: Ripley at December 05, 2016 09:55 AM (1BQGO)

But don't accuse them of cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at December 05, 2016 09:57 AM (RD7QR)

38 He's got that "did I leave the iron on" look

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 09:57 AM (vhbai)

39 what's he reading ?

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2016 09:57 AM (c6/9Q)

40
He slowly lowered the book to his lap and thought, By Jove every word in here is a trigger warning.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 09:57 AM (auHtY)

41 You sir, are a disgrace to us all!

Posted by: Lord Manspreading at December 05, 2016 09:59 AM (87y4e)

42 Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 09:56 AM (v0qEa)

Yeah, that " fun loving" wife would bear watching.

Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2016 09:59 AM (d6TTt)

43 He's got that "did I leave the iron on" look




He's got that "that's the last time I try gas station sushi" look.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 09:59 AM (v0qEa)

44 I think some so called "pranks are done in a spirit of deep passive aggressiveness.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 09:59 AM (tOcW/)

45 Meanwhile, the Horde is asked: Texting your hubby with (P'shopped) pics of a coyote you supposedly took in, in your living room, with your toddler. Is it (a) a fun prank (b) grounds for divorce or (c) grounds for justifiable homicide?

http://tinyurl.com/zyzkfcj
Posted by: Brother Cavil,
---------------

This might be the funniest thing I've read in a year. Thank goodness for people with a sense of humor.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:00 AM (dcwyv)

46 Morn' 'rons. Read over at GP that an 0bama appointed "judge" ordered a hand recount of MI.

Fine, let's play the Alinsky game and have Trump force hand recounts/audits of NV, VA, and NH.

"punch back twice as hard"

Posted by: willy at December 05, 2016 10:00 AM (Ffw22)

47 "Half English, half French, and half Spanish?"

"According to the short blurb I found, he was Portuguese."

So, right on all counts.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 10:01 AM (H5rtT)

48
39 what's he reading?







Le Olde Juggs

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 10:01 AM (XWkhW)

49 >>WaPo has a piece explaining that the Dakota Access Pipeline isn't just
about the environment, it's about religion. Sacred, spiritual ancient
religions belief that must be respected since it is written in the
constitution. Something the flyovers would never understand with their
hateful sky-god and bible
that are, with good reason, mocked and
disparaged by all thinking people.



I would laugh, but this happens too often to be amusing.

Love that the progressive protesters have turned it into another Woodstock/Burning Man and are totes pissing off the Native-Americans.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2016 10:01 AM (NOIQH)

50 28. Memento mori moments. All thinking men have them.

'Tu autem,' the tombs used to read.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 10:01 AM (n+HaZ)

51 It's quite possible to have a sense of humor without engaging in Twitter "pranks". Guy sounded really pissed unless he was in on it too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 10:02 AM (tOcW/)

52 This might be the funniest thing I've read in a year. Thank goodness for people with a sense of humor.

You and I have a very different sense of humor.

I would be asking a divorce lawyer about my chances of getting custody.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 05, 2016 10:02 AM (LOqRU)

53 Repost from earlier

My blog friend did a guest review of a Civil War novel

Link in nic

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 05, 2016 10:02 AM (Om16U)

54 The Kinks don't sing about Copley. Case closed.

Posted by: skinbad at December 05, 2016 10:03 AM (x9Fhw)

55 You and I have a very different sense of humor.

I would be asking a divorce lawyer about my chances of getting custody.
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 05, 2016 10:02 AM (LOqRU)

Yeah, fairly cute until she involved the kid. Then, no.

Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2016 10:04 AM (d6TTt)

56 Morning all.

Amy Schumer as Barbie.


F the world.

That is all.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 05, 2016 10:04 AM (/D5Lf)

57
By the way, Pixy's hamsters get all spam filtery when you type "Eldritch Horror of Dentata Vagina"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 10:04 AM (XWkhW)

58 Portraits are of little interest to me, artistically.

And if everyone ends up looking like George Washington, I'm going to suggest the artist is lacking something. Like talent.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2016 10:05 AM (TOk1P)

59 29 WaPo has a piece explaining that the Dakota Access Pipeline isn't just about the environment, it's about religion. Sacred, spiritual ancient religions belief that must be respected since it is written in the constitution. Something the flyovers would never understand with their hateful sky-god and bible that are, with good reason, mocked and disparaged by all thinking people.
Posted by: Ripley at December 05, 2016 09:55 AM (1BQGO)


Every gallon of Bakken crude moved by rail is more money in my pocket, so fight on, you magnificent bastards. Don't let the paleface shit on the sacred burial grounds of your ancestors. Stick it to the man.

Posted by: jwest at December 05, 2016 10:05 AM (Zs4uk)

60 Looks like one of those old slave owning founders of the patriarchy.


Posted by: Typical Liberal at December 05, 2016 10:05 AM (mpXpK)

61 Do I get dessert with my dinner?

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 09:48 AM (Zokmo)

Oh, please!

Trumbull was a craftsman, but he did not rise to the heights that Copley did.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2016 10:05 AM (42Mgr)

62 Did Progressives take Otter seriously? Is that why we have all this bullshit?

Harvard now has lawyers examining years of athletic chat messages for every varsity team, looking for some indication a cross country runner thought his female teammate looked pretty good running ahead of him in her team shorts or a tennis player was an afficianado of the female team uniforms.

http://tinyurl.com/hfb8vc9

Posted by: MTF at December 05, 2016 10:05 AM (sCBEO)

63 I shall rename this painting "The Great Copley-Gainsborough Internet Flame War of 2016 Never Really Got Off The Ground Did It?"

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 10:06 AM (wPiJc)

64 54. Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers did a song about Government Center. That ain't nothing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 10:07 AM (n+HaZ)

65
63 I shall rename this painting "The Great Copley-Gainsborough Internet Flame War of 2016 Never Really Got Off The Ground Did It?"

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 10:06 AM (wPiJc)








Well, it's certainly no Pollock vs Cod.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 10:07 AM (XWkhW)

66 For some reason, Copley, Gainsborough, and Sir Joshua Reynolds are all mixed up in my head. I actually think Reynolds is the best of them. The 'so big' portrait of Dss of Devonshire is one of the most evocative. I can't tell them apart without attribution.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2016 10:07 AM (MIKMs)

67
You and I have a very different sense of humor.

I would be asking a divorce lawyer about my chances of getting custody.
Posted by: ScoggDog
---------------

That was funny - I don't care who you are.
I don't believe it 100%, but it was funny.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:07 AM (dcwyv)

68 Mr Sequeira was an accomplished Jewish doctor, who evidently had Gainsborough as a patient.


Dr George Sequeira assisted at the post-mortem of Catherine Eddowes, one of the canonical victims of Jack the Ripper. I don't know if he was a descendant of this Dr Sequeira, but go to post #5 at this link for some info on our Doctor:


goo.gl/h5eDWK

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 10:08 AM (X6fMO)

69 >>Amy Schumer as Barbie.

I know, right?

I just don't see how they could make this PG-13, which means she will likely piss off a lot of parents. At least I hope we're not too far gone for parents of young gals to recognize that the last role model their kid needs is that man-despising, slut-humor based, 3rd wave feminist.
*sigh*

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2016 10:08 AM (NOIQH)

70 Is this portrait huge in real life?

I am so impressed by the scale of some portraits from that era that are in museums.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 05, 2016 10:08 AM (Om16U)

71 Amy Schumer as Barbie.


F the world.

That is all.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 05, 2016 10:04 AM (/D5Lf)

I never thought barbies were particularly attractive anyway. This doesn't really bother me.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 05, 2016 10:09 AM (KUaJL)

72 Gainsborough and Wodehouse covered much the same ground.

Posted by: MTF at December 05, 2016 10:09 AM (sCBEO)

73 >>Harvard now has lawyers examining years of athletic chat messages for
every varsity team, looking for some indication a cross country runner
thought his female teammate looked pretty good running ahead of him in
her team shorts or a tennis player was an afficianado of the female team
uniforms.

Years from now, some Martian doctoral candidate is going to submit this as a source for his dissertation "Asexualized Extinction: How The Human Race Unbred Itself To Death."

Posted by: General Zod at December 05, 2016 10:09 AM (Bdeb0)

74 44 I think some so called "pranks are done in a spirit of deep passive aggressiveness.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 09:59 AM (tOcW/)

My dad would sometimes play pranks on my mom. Like when after he had his pacemaker, the hospital sent him a model pacemaker for some reason. So my mom asked "what's that?" when it came in the mail, and dad said "The was a problem with my pacemaker & this is the replacement." "WHAT?!?", my mom exclaimed. Dad continued "It says I can install it myself, I just need a steak knife & a D cell battery." He was deadpan that my mom believed him.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 10:10 AM (7HtZB)

75 61 Do I get dessert with my dinner?

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 09:48 AM (Zokmo)

Oh, please!

Trumbull was a craftsman, but he did not rise to the heights that Copley did.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2016 10:05 AM (42Mgr)
---------------

I'll take that as a "No."

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:10 AM (Zokmo)

76 Harvard now has lawyers examining years of athletic chat messages for every varsity team, looking for some indication a cross country runner thought his female teammate looked pretty good running ahead of him in her team shorts or a tennis player was an afficianado of the female team uniforms.

http://tinyurl.com/hfb8vc9
Posted by: MTF at December 05, 2016 10:05 AM (sCBEO)

My goodness. Well, if they are looking for evidence that dudes (young or not) are going to comment when they see a shapely set of buttocks moving around in a pair of shorts like two cats fighting over a can of fancy feast...

What was I talking about?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 10:10 AM (92kX2)

77 >>I never thought barbies were particularly attractive anyway. This doesn't really bother me. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 05, 2016 10:09 AM (KUaJL)

Me neither, in two words: cone-tits.

Posted by: General Zod at December 05, 2016 10:10 AM (Bdeb0)

78 That was funny - I don't care who you are.

Implying harm to one of my kids wouldn't exactly tickle my funny bone.

It would tickle my violence bone, however.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 05, 2016 10:10 AM (LOqRU)

79 With the exception of The Blue Boy and one or two others I've never cared for his portraits. They seem almost sketchy with a feel of chalk or pastels. (Maybe better looking models would have helped. Guess a guy's got to make a living, huh?)

I prefer Gainsborough's landscapes as a rule. Some of them remind me of a proto-Adirondack school.

Posted by: The Mules at December 05, 2016 10:11 AM (V+03K)

80 Meanwhile, the Horde is asked: Texting your hubby with (P'shopped) pics of a coyote you supposedly took in, in your living room, with your toddler. Is it (a) a fun prank (b) grounds for divorce or (c) grounds for justifiable homicide?

http://tinyurl.com/zyzkfcj
Posted by: Brother Cavil,
---------------

This might be the funniest thing I've read in a year. Thank goodness for people with a sense of humor.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:00 AM (dcwyv)



I wish it was real. Alas, I don't believe it is.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2016 10:11 AM (TOk1P)

81 I guess they have a Bitter, Neurotic Barbie that Amy will be aping. Who knew?

Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2016 10:11 AM (d6TTt)

82 Like that saucy little wench the Duchess of Devonshire?

goo.gl/IiXxpJ

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 09:53 AM (X6fMO)

Whoa! Dig that brim! Bet it took a herd of beaver pelts to make it.

Posted by: BignJames at December 05, 2016 10:11 AM (x9c8r)

83 jwest is such a douche LOL

First snow of the year here in Boston and I can't lie, I love it.

And my Pats are looking REAL GOOD. Everyone will talk smack about the solid performance coming against Goff and the Rams but it's an NFL team and you don't get to pick your opponents. On to the next one.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 05, 2016 10:11 AM (Iy6JT)

84 You Copley boys can go to your room now.

The Honthorst boys

Posted by: nsirchov at December 05, 2016 10:12 AM (ReHkX)

85 It kind of gives me the same feeling as walking through a cemetery. All these people, who lived and died. Had kids, problems. Probably had more than a few triumphs and tragedies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 09:55 AM (92kX2)


I get that feeling going through boxes of old black and white snapshots at junkshops.

Who are theses people? What was the reason for this photo? They must have liked each other, and have been proud.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2016 10:12 AM (yLUuz)

86 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 10:08 AM (X6fMO)

Interesting. Thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 10:12 AM (92kX2)

87 Fine, let's play the Alinsky game and have Trump force hand recounts/audits of NV, VA, and NH.

---------------------

If we really want to fuck them, go for California and New York. Take those votes out of the electoral college and see how keen they are to continue.

Fucking anarchists.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 05, 2016 10:12 AM (xeeHA)

88 Did someone say "cone tits?"

goo.gl/qHkLE4

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 10:12 AM (X6fMO)

89 Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers did a song about Government Center. That ain't nothing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 10:07 AM


Pretty darned close, though. Boston City Hall alone is reason to nuke it from orbit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2016 10:13 AM (kDUMP)

90 This was an important man, from a family of important men. Catholic education though, and medical school in France, then Leyden. Wonder if he was a "practicing" Jew? For a littler perspective, at about age 17 he saw his home city knocked flat in the moral quandary of the century. Earthquake.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 10:13 AM (H5rtT)

91 Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 10:10 AM (7HtZB)

I'm no saying them some of them aren't amusing, but some pranks go over the line, IMO.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 10:13 AM (tOcW/)

92 I guess they have a Bitter, Neurotic Barbie that Amy will be aping. Who knew?




Trailer park Barbie.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 10:13 AM (v0qEa)

93 I have watched MFM "interviewers" pose the question about illegals casting votes in the election to Mike Pence, Paul Ryan, and Reince Priebus.

It looked strangely similar in each case. And the reaction by the interviewer came off the same. Each time, the facial expression was one of disgust and disbelief, as the interviewer used the words "there's no proof."

Journ 0 list at work.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 05, 2016 10:13 AM (U6f54)

94 My dad would sometimes play pranks on my mom. Like when after he had his pacemaker, the hospital sent him a model pacemaker for some reason. So my mom asked "what's that?" when it came in the mail, and dad said "The was a problem with my pacemaker & this is the replacement." "WHAT?!?", my mom exclaimed. Dad continued "It says I can install it myself, I just need a steak knife & a D cell battery." He was deadpan that my mom believed him.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 10:10 AM (7HtZB)



Niiiice!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2016 10:14 AM (TOk1P)

95 I am so impressed by the scale of some portraits from that era that are in museums.
---------
The first time I saw Washington Crossing the Delaware I was stunned at how big it was. It is like, 12 feet tall and maybe 20 feet wide. HUGE. It takes up most of a wall in a very large museum.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 05, 2016 10:14 AM (xeeHA)

96 I have just spent an hour trying to isolate water to the refer so that can change it out when they get here with the new. Of course the job goes like shit. It always does. The isolation vales I had bot on the hot water heater where they used the self-tapping valve for refer water did not isolate that POS valve. And of course the POS valve would not close as it was locked up full open. So wound up crawling under the house to isolate water to the whole house. Then had to take back door of the hinges to get the new one in and the old one out.


Now waiting on delivery. Guaranteed there will be a problem there too.

Posted by: Typical Liberal at December 05, 2016 10:14 AM (mpXpK)

97 >>Harvard now has lawyers examining years of athletic chat messages for every varsity team...


War on heterosexuality.

Seriously, seems like *everything* on campus has been sexualized. Most schools host performances of "The Vagina Monologues" (and rename Valentines day V-Day with V=vagina), campus sex weeks, most non-STEM majors jam-packed with viewing their subject (landscaping, lit, history, whatever) through the lens of gender/sex, and on and on.

Meanwhile, normal (and I would guess, healthy) expressions of sexual attraction by men must be killed dead!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2016 10:15 AM (NOIQH)

98 OT:



A Christmas Story


Indeed, Clenis was dead.

"A Merry Christmas, mother! God save you!" cried a cheerful voice. It was the voice of the Hag's insufferable daughter, a mousy little woman with features that reminded one of a ventriloquist's dummy mouthing a sad comedy routine in the bleak music halls of Whitechapel.

"Bah!" said the Hag. "Humbug!" She picked up her pace, her walker tap-tap-tapping along the cobbled streets, filthy with the excrement of the lower classes who frequented the streets of Chappaquatown. At the door to the counting-house the sign still proclaimed "Clenis & Hag, International Influence Peddlers" even after all these years. The Hag darted inside, bolting the door closed behind her.

Donning her nightclothes and lighting a candle she ascended to her bedchamber and parsimoniously doused the candle to save a ha'pennies worth of paraffin wax. Settling in for the night she pulled the bedclothes tight under her chins and prepared to sink into the depths of her own dark soul for the night. Ere the clock struck nine she heard the rattling of chains. Looking toward the bolted door she thought she saw the ghostly figure of her old dead partner William Clenis, Esq. Rubbing her eyes and blinking, she looked again.

"No, no, no, it's not possible! You're dead!" she wailed.

"Yea verily it is I, Hag." the Spectre intoned. "And I come to warn you, before this night is over you will be visited by three spirits. The Ghost of Campaigns Past. The Ghost of Campaigns Present. And the Ghost of...oh who am I kidding, there won't be any campaigns future, because you will never be President!!! Bwahahahahaha!"

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 10:15 AM (wPiJc)

99 31 Meanwhile, the Horde is asked: Texting your hubby with (P'shopped) pics of a coyote you supposedly took in, in your living room, with your toddler. Is it (a) a fun prank (b) grounds for divorce or (c) grounds for justifiable homicide?



B or C. Since she claimed it was a pshopped prank, forward it to CPS. As a prank.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 09:56 AM (v0qEa)

Then CPS investigates mom and dad, takes the kids, harasses you forever while costing you over 6 figures easy in legal fees, your children are harmed in foster care, CPS and a Judge gives the kids to mom and you see them supervised and become just an ATM machine to them.

That's how the system is set up. Dad's should not be seen or heard.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 05, 2016 10:15 AM (F+dpa)

100 I wish it was real. Alas, I don't believe it is.

Who knows ?

And honestly ... I don't understand any of it anyway. I don't use twitter - I never talked to my wife that way even when we were younger - and I'm pretty adamant about putting pics of our kids on social media.

If I could kick this damn Horde Habit ... my total separation from the Digital Age would be pretty much complete.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 05, 2016 10:16 AM (LOqRU)

101 31 Meanwhile, the Horde is asked: Texting your hubby with (P'shopped) pics of a coyote you supposedly took in, in your living room, with your toddler. Is it (a) a fun prank (b) grounds for divorce or (c) grounds for justifiable homicide?



B or C. Since she claimed it was a pshopped prank, forward it to CPS. As a prank.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 09:56 AM (v0qEa)

You don't want those Stasi wannabe fucksticks anywhere near your life.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:16 AM (0mRoj)

102 The 'so big' portrait of Dss of Devonshire is one of the most evocative.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2016 10:07 AM (MIKMs)

The reason that portrait is so good is that Gainsborough actually exerted some effort.

And do you know why?

Because he was banging the sexy young thing! The Duke had him thrown in prison for six months for it. Luckily the Duke was light in the loafers and wasn't really angry, just embarrassed.

[none of this is true, but she did step out...supposedly]


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2016 10:16 AM (42Mgr)

103 First snow of the year here in Boston and I can't lie, I love it.



And my Pats are looking REAL GOOD. Everyone will talk smack about
the solid performance coming against Goff and the Rams but it's an NFL
team and you don't get to pick your opponents. On to the next one.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 05, 2016 10:11 AM


Well, the prospect of a white Christmas isn't bad, but this screwed my commute this morning. Fer cryin' out loud, people, it's just snow! We have it every year. Learn how to effin' drive in it! *rant off*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2016 10:16 AM (kDUMP)

104 "The was a problem with my pacemaker & this is the replacement." "WHAT?!?", my mom exclaimed. Dad continued "It says I can install it myself, I just need a steak knife & a D cell battery." He was deadpan that my mom believed him.
Posted by: josephistan
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See?
This is funny. Dark humor is kinda, you know - dark.
Making your husband think you brought a coyote into the house with photoshops is funny - not really believable, but funny.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:17 AM (dcwyv)

105 85 It kind of gives me the same feeling as walking through a cemetery. All these people, who lived and died. Had kids, problems. Probably had more than a few triumphs and tragedies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 09:55 AM (92kX2)

I get that feeling going through boxes of old black and white snapshots at junkshops.

Who are theses people? What was the reason for this photo? They must have liked each other, and have been proud.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2016 10:12 AM (yLUuz)

Know the feeling. I went to an antique mall to look for a birthday present for Mom. They had a set of four heavy glass/crystal oil lamps, with huge glass (what do you call the glass cylinders placed around an oil lamp flame?)

I thought to myself, those were not a decoration. They were used before electricity. The person probably kept them as an heirloom from their parents, passed it on to their kids when they passed away. And the kids either sold them to the antique mall, or they did not have kids.

I am getting maudlin. The Hemingway short story popped into my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 10:17 AM (92kX2)

106 88
Did someone say "cone tits?"



goo.gl/qHkLE4

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 10:12 AM (X6fMO)

Ah those old 50s Buick bras. Calling Broderick Crawford.

Posted by: Typical Liberal at December 05, 2016 10:17 AM (mpXpK)

107 I guess they have a Bitter, Neurotic Barbie that Amy will be aping. Who knew?


Ex-wife Barbie.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2016 10:17 AM (v5iqM)

108 So, the Michigan HAND recount is going to take place.

No way it will be done in time for the Electoral College vote and, as a taxpayer, I'm going to pay for it.

I will be disenfranchised, and, if we take into account that PA might miss the deadline and the fact that electors are facing death threats, this might end up going to Hillary at the electoral college level.

/thanks Obama appointed MI judge! Thanks Jill! Thanks Hillary!

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 05, 2016 10:17 AM (nFg65)

109 He's better than Serge Gainsbourg that's for sure.

Posted by: sinalco at December 05, 2016 10:17 AM (yODqO)

110
"Like that saucy little wench the Duchess of Devonshire? "

I was thinking of his portrait of Mrs. Richard Sheridan.

I have to say that Duchess Georgina does look a bit ethereally constipated in her Gainsborough portrait.

Posted by: Tuna at December 05, 2016 10:18 AM (wt0kN)

111 The Ghost of Campaigns Past. The Ghost of Campaigns Present. And the Ghost of...oh who am I kidding, there won't be any campaigns future, because you will never be President!!! Bwahahahahaha!"

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 10:15 AM (wPiJc)


God bless us, everyone.

Posted by: Tiny BurtTC at December 05, 2016 10:18 AM (TOk1P)

112 Now waiting on delivery. Guaranteed there will be a problem there too.
Posted by: Typical Liberal at December 05, 2016 10:14 AM (mpXpK)

Sounds like you are in Do- It- Yourselfer Hell.

My sympathies. In times like these, I usually give up and call someone.
Otherwise I end up getting hurt, or breaking whatever thing I tried to install.

Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2016 10:18 AM (d6TTt)

113 Meanwhile, normal (and I would guess, healthy) expressions of sexual attraction by men must be killed dead!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2016 10:15 AM (NOIQH)


War on heterosexual men.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:18 AM (0mRoj)

114 Oh, I'm sure it's been covered, at least on the ONT, but the German original for Barbie was a ghey-anal sex toy doll. So, great casting, H'wood.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 10:18 AM (H5rtT)

115 Hillary Clinton loses 18,000 votes in Day three of Wisconsin recount.
No comment. FWIW.

http://bit.ly/2g0jeXh

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 10:18 AM (v0qEa)

116 That's kinda how I picture Muldoon looking when he's composing a limerick; a bit foppish, legs crossed because he's really gotta go but a poet must suffer for his work, and a steely determination in his eyes as he tries to think of something that rhymes with Susie Rottencrotch.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2016 10:18 AM (oZEJt)

117 I guess they have a Bitter, Neurotic Barbie that Amy will be aping. Who knew?

Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2016 10:11 AM (d6TTt)


The left and the feminists have been trying to destroy Barbie since Mattel made M-16 stocks.

This is just another attempt to do so, and probably Amy will do the best she can to get the cache of destroying what she thinks is a cultural icon: e.g. something bigger, better, and more popular than she is.

After this: Hello Kitty

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2016 10:19 AM (yLUuz)

118 Crazy, stalker ex-girlfriend Barbie.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2016 10:19 AM (NOIQH)

119 A Christmas Story





Indeed, Clenis was dead.



"A Merry Christmas, mother! God save you!" cried a cheerful voice.
It was the voice of the Hag's insufferable daughter, a mousy little
woman with features that reminded one of a ventriloquist's dummy
mouthing a sad comedy routine in the bleak music halls of Whitechapel.



"Bah!" said the Hag. "Humbug!" She picked up her pace, her walker
tap-tap-tapping along the cobbled streets, filthy with the excrement of
the lower classes who frequented the streets of Chappaquatown. At the
door to the counting-house the sign still proclaimed "Clenis Hag,
International Influence Peddlers" even after all these years. The Hag
darted inside, bolting the door closed behind her.



Donning her nightclothes and lighting a candle she ascended to her
bedchamber and parsimoniously doused the candle to save a ha'pennies
worth of paraffin wax. Settling in for the night she pulled the
bedclothes tight under her chins and prepared to sink into the depths of
her own dark soul for the night. Ere the clock struck nine she heard
the rattling of chains. Looking toward the bolted door she thought she
saw the ghostly figure of her old dead partner William Clenis, Esq.
Rubbing her eyes and blinking, she looked again.



"No, no, no, it's not possible! You're dead!" she wailed.



"Yea verily it is I, Hag." the Spectre intoned. "And I come to warn
you, before this night is over you will be visited by three spirits.
The Ghost of Campaigns Past. The Ghost of Campaigns Present. And the
Ghost of...oh who am I kidding, there won't be any campaigns future,
because you will never be President!!! Bwahahahahaha!"

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 10:15 AM


Thanks, Muldoon. Saturday, when I'm at the theater watching A Christmas Carol, I'll have to bite my tongue in half not to be laughing out loud thinking of this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2016 10:19 AM (kDUMP)

120 The reason that portrait is so good is that Gainsborough actually exerted some effort.
=====

See, you do it too! The Dss and daughter are actually Reynolds. I really can't tell the difference between Copley, Gainsborough and Reynolds without attribution.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2016 10:19 AM (MIKMs)

121 Know the feeling. I went to an antique mall to look for a birthday present for Mom. They had a set of four heavy glass/crystal oil lamps, with huge glass

(what do you call the glass cylinders placed around an oil lamp flame?)




Chimney.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 10:20 AM (v0qEa)

122 Middle-aged Barbie: http://preview.tinyurl.com/jrfubp8

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:20 AM (Zokmo)

123 level.

/thanks Obama appointed MI judge! Thanks Jill! Thanks Hillary!
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 05, 2016 10:17 AM (nFg65)


She won't be Pres cause she can't get by Congress.
The game they are playing is the same old game.
Weaken the institutions, with a view to destroying the country.
Same old shit.

Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2016 10:21 AM (d6TTt)

124 108 electors are facing death threats

With access to NSA data, just a bit concerned about the electors being blackmailed to change their vote.

Posted by: ever at December 05, 2016 10:21 AM (QZdJj)

125 108 I will be disenfranchised, and, if we take into
account that PA might miss the deadline and the fact that electors are
facing death threats, this might end up going to Hillary at the
electoral college level.

/thanks Obama appointed MI judge! Thanks Jill! Thanks Hillary!


Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 05, 2016 10:17 AM (nFg65)

The court case in PA was cancelled because Scrunt failed to pony up the fee.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 10:21 AM (mpXpK)

126 (what do you call the glass cylinders placed around an oil lamp flame?)


Chimney.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 10:20 AM (v0qEa)
----------------

Hurricanes.

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:21 AM (Zokmo)

127 Hillary is +4 on Copley in FL.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 05, 2016 10:21 AM (dnWSK)

128 If we really want to f**k them, go for California and New York. Take those votes out of the electoral college and see how keen they are to continue.

Fucking anarchists.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 05, 2016 10:12 AM (xeeHA)
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Make the lawsuit about illegal votes, not vote counting, saying there is massive voting by illegal aliens.





Posted by: WisRich at December 05, 2016 10:21 AM (hdpay)

129 Who knows ?

And honestly ... I don't understand any of it anyway. I don't use twitter - I never talked to my wife that way even when we were younger - and I'm pretty adamant about putting pics of our kids on social media.

If I could kick this damn Horde Habit ... my total separation from the Digital Age would be pretty much complete.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 05, 2016 10:16 AM (LOqRU)



It was supposedly a text conversation. Phone to phone, without twitter or any other social media site.

If... and that's a big if, she sent the photo to him, it was so obviously photoshopped, I cannot imagine the conversation lasted more than two or three posts back and forth. If it is at all real.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2016 10:21 AM (TOk1P)

130 Ah those old 50s Buick bras. Calling Broderick Crawford.


Posted by: Typical Liberal at December 05, 2016 10:17 AM (mpXpK)


Not quite a "Buick bra," but - Ernestine Jane Geraldine Russell:

goo.gl/GEGHkn

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 10:22 AM (X6fMO)

131 108 electors are facing death threats

This ought to be a big news story....but crickets from the media..

Please keep praying, folks who pray. This will probably be going on right until the inauguration.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 10:23 AM (tOcW/)

132 Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 10:15 AM
============================

I like this one better than the original!

Posted by: Charlie Dickens, Paid By The Word at December 05, 2016 10:23 AM (sCBEO)

133 steely determination in his eyes as he tries to think of something that rhymes with Susie Rottencrotch.


Unnnngggghhh...


...splotch! No that's not it....


...beeyotch!? Nope, not quite right.


Unnngggghhhh...dadgummit!!!

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 10:23 AM (wPiJc)

134 If... and that's a big if, she sent the photo to him, it was so obviously photoshopped, I cannot imagine the conversation lasted more than two or three posts back and forth. If it is at all real.



Depends on how stoopid the broad is in real life.

I have known women just that stoopid.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 10:23 AM (v0qEa)

135 So Wisconsin still looks good for Trump in the recount, but the left would do its old trick ... wait till most of the recount is done, saving their last corrupt precincts for last, where they find those boxes in the trunks they'd forgotten.

With the Obama judges everywhere, I still have doubts. Of course best they could do would get it to a House vote, it seems. But who knows, the DC Uniparty Cartel might hate Trump enough even now, to choose the Crooked Globalist, and take off the mask of any pretense they believe in America First, or in America at all. All Dems plus a bunch of RINOs would be enough.

ok, that is unlikely ... but "we" don't have SCOTUS now, so if leftist judges decide to overthrow the election, I guess it is time for war. Sensible judges should reverse the MI decision promptly, but they seem to be a domestic enemy at this point.

It is "a mess", but it is well funded enemy action mess. They walk among us.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 05, 2016 10:24 AM (pS/eA)

136 112 Sounds like you are in Do- It- Yourselfer Hell.



My sympathies. In times like these, I usually give up and call someone.

Otherwise I end up getting hurt, or breaking whatever thing I tried to install.





Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2016 10:18 AM (d6TTt)

Well delivery people only deliver now. You have to do all the rest of the stuff. I don't think I had this many problems before. And when I first moved in and bought a 19CF refer it was easy. It's these 28CF monsters that make the problems.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 10:24 AM (mpXpK)

137 108 So, the Michigan HAND recount is going to take place.

Had the ill fortune to see Jill Stein on Fox's Sunday show. She talked about how there were 75,000 ballots with no selection for president just in Detroit (which is probably false - Detroit is 99% Democrat). She stated these could be ballots that were marked too faintly to be read by the scanners.

Well, Ms. Stein, you need to study some Michigan and federal election law. Several years ago in my township an election worker feeding absentee ballots into the scanners. He thought he was doing a good deed by darkening the circles which were too faint to be read. He did a multi-year prison term for tampering with ballots - quite a punishment for an elderly man. Of course, it's probably OK in Democrat counties.

Posted by: George V. at December 05, 2016 10:24 AM (LUHWu)

138 On another site, it was suggested that Trump sue for an audit in the states that the FAB won. I'm not against that....

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 05, 2016 10:24 AM (nFg65)

139 Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 10:15 AM (wPiJc)
____________________

Thanks. Nothing like a heartwarming Christmas story with a happy ending to get one ready to face the season with a smile.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 05, 2016 10:25 AM (rgZEV)

140 And the Ghost of...oh who am I kidding, there won't be any campaigns future, because you will never be President!!! Bwahahahahaha!"
Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 10:15 AM (wPiJc)
----------------

Perfect ending. We all lived happily ever after.

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:25 AM (Zokmo)

141 95 I am so impressed by the scale of some portraits from that era that are in museums.
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The first time I saw Washington Crossing the Delaware I was stunned at how big it was. It is like, 12 feet tall and maybe 20 feet wide. HUGE. It takes up most of a wall in a very large museum.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 05, 2016 10:14 AM (xeeHA)

IIRC, it's not currently on display. Which is a shame.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 10:25 AM (7HtZB)

142 "she pulled the bedclothes tight under her chins"


nice touch....great eye for detail




Posted by: BignJames at December 05, 2016 10:25 AM (x9c8r)

143 Aetius. Ueah, the old family ohotis and snapshots I see in the antique and junk stores bother me, a lot.

A photograph, even a snapshot, was never a cheap thing, back in the day. I make a point to have day, date, occasion, and all people named in my stuff. Just because

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 10:25 AM (n+HaZ)

144 125 The court case in PA was cancelled because Scrunt failed to pony up the fee.

She is filing in Federal Court this morning. Several big counties, like Allegheny (which is not certifying until 12/12), still have their precinct level recounts, too.

Posted by: ever at December 05, 2016 10:25 AM (QZdJj)

145 If... and that's a big if, she sent the photo to him, it was so obviously photoshopped, I cannot imagine the conversation lasted more than two or three posts back and forth. If it is at all real.

---------------------------------

Depends on how stoopid the broad is in real life.

I have known women just that stoopid.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 10:23 AM (v0qEa)


The exchange here would seem to indicate the husband is the moron, and he's the one who could not tell the photo with a coyote next to his son was photoshopped.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2016 10:25 AM (TOk1P)

146 125 108 I will be disenfranchised, and, if we take into
account that PA might miss the deadline and the fact that electors are
facing death threats, this might end up going to Hillary at the
electoral college level.

/thanks Obama appointed MI judge! Thanks Jill! Thanks Hillary!


Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 05, 2016 10:17 AM (nFg65)

The court case in PA was cancelled because Scrunt failed to pony up the fee.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 10:21 AM (mpXpK)

Ah, but she's back now with a Federal lawsuit in PA.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 10:26 AM (7HtZB)

147 On another site, it was suggested that Trump sue for an audit in the states that the FAB won. I'm not against that....



I've said it here. Audit. Not recount. Audit. Make sure every vote is valid.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 10:27 AM (v0qEa)

148 And I know someone who has a regular St. Francis complex, complete with food, water, shelter in her back yard for all sorts of non-pet critters.

Complete with vet visits that cost her hundreds and hundreds of dollars... money she cannot really spare, by the way.

So yeah, there is a sickness here. People unable to distinguish wild animals from pets.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2016 10:27 AM (TOk1P)

149 "she pulled the bedclothes tight under her chins"
nice touch....great eye for detail
Posted by: BignJames


*****

Thanks. The 's' was a last minute addition.

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 10:28 AM (wPiJc)

150 Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2016 10:19 AM (MIKMs)

Wait a second, the saucy little wench stepped out on Gainsborough with Reynolds?

http://tinyurl.com/z5fqzc9

According to Wiki, and my memory, it was a Gainsborough.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2016 10:28 AM (42Mgr)

151 Had the ill fortune to see Jill Stein on Fox's Sunday show. She talked about how there were 75,000 ballots with no selection for president just in Detroit (which is probably false - Detroit is 99% Democrat). She stated these could be ballots that were marked too faintly to be read by the scanners.
________________________

Or it could be that they were erased by aliens, or it could be that those voters were disgusted by the choices for president and decided not to cast a vote for president at all (as many talking heads and celeb-u-tards were urging people to do, as a protest).

Hmmmmm. I wonder which possibility is more likely?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 05, 2016 10:28 AM (rgZEV)

152
92 I guess they have a Bitter, Neurotic Barbie that Amy will be aping. Who knew?




Trailer park Barbie.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 10:13 AM (v0qEa)










White Castle at 2:30am Barbie

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2016 10:29 AM (XWkhW)

153 God bless us, everyone.


Posted by: Tiny BurtTC


*****


Perfect!!

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 10:30 AM (wPiJc)

154 135 So Wisconsin still looks good for Trump in the recount, but the left would do its old trick

If you check out the completed precincts at WI.elections you can see that, while the other counties are moving quickly to complete, Dane County has very few precincts' recount finished. Rep Duffy said they were slow-walking it and the completed precinct numbers supports that. Hope Walker and the AG have a good plan to go around these weasels.

Posted by: ever at December 05, 2016 10:30 AM (QZdJj)

155 Hillary Clinton loses 18,000 votes in Day three of Wisconsin recount.
No comment. FWIW.
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I am shocked.. SHOCKED to find Milwaukee County overcounting for Hillary.

Shocked.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 05, 2016 10:30 AM (xeeHA)

156 On another site, it was suggested that Trump sue for an audit in the states that the FAB won. I'm not against that....

I certainly hope Trump is keeping his eye on this shit and not letting it slide as sore-loser machinations.

I'd love him to start blasting Scankles and the MFM for not reporting on electors' death threats. Hold a press conference or cut a video with them telling their stories.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 10:30 AM (X6fMO)

157 "The court case in PA was cancelled because Scrunt failed to pony up the fee.


Posted by: Vic

yeah, but she went to federal court ... that comes up soon. It will be a nearly impossible hurdle, even more so than MI. But when lib judges are called to action, all law is thrown out. All pressure, legal and illegal, is being brought to bear, it would seem.

Not sure why they chose that over paying the one million. Might be some strategy, not just an oversight or refusal to pay.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 05, 2016 10:31 AM (pS/eA)

158 Know the feeling. I went to an antique mall to look for a birthday present for Mom. They had a set of four heavy glass/crystal oil lamps, with huge glass (what do you call the glass cylinders placed around an oil lamp flame?)

I thought to myself, those were not a decoration. They were used before electricity. The person probably kept them as an heirloom from their parents, passed it on to their kids when they passed away. And the kids either sold them to the antique mall, or they did not have kids.

I am getting maudlin. The Hemingway short story popped into my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 10:17 AM (92kX2)


chimneys, they are called chimneys.

Tools and lamps I delight in. Craftsmanship, materials, care in creation to make something to be used. I love using things like that if at all possible because it honors the craftsman who made it and the individual that bought it to use and cared for it because of its utility.

But pictures are hard, they are memories made real, or a moment in time preserved, and without the meaning behind them they are evidence of loss.

And I am getting maudlin. Sunrise is a terrible time to get maudlin.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2016 10:31 AM (yLUuz)

159 Not sure why they chose that over paying the one million. Might be some strategy, not just an oversight or refusal to pay.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 05, 2016 10:31 AM (pS/eA)


Stein has plans for that money.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 10:32 AM (92kX2)

160 I never thought barbies were particularly attractive anyway. This doesn't really bother me.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 05, 2016 10:09 AM (KUaJL)

Not really bothered by it just sick of untalented hacks with contacts being pushed as being talented.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 05, 2016 10:32 AM (/D5Lf)

161 If they wanted a bitter, neurotic Barbie with no fat shaming involved they should have picked Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 10:32 AM (tOcW/)

162 Amy Schumer: 14 minutes 42 seconds and counting....

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 05, 2016 10:33 AM (wPiJc)

163
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2016 10:19 AM (MIKMs) Wait a second, the saucy little wench stepped out on Gainsborough with Reynolds?

http://tinyurl.com/z5fqzc9

According to Wiki, and my memory, it was a Gainsborough. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2016 10:28 AM (42Mgr)
=====

Not the big hat.

The 'so big' with the kid.

http://tinyurl.com/zr3zlxg

As I said, I can't tell them all apart without attribution.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2016 10:33 AM (MIKMs)

164 What exactly do they think will happen if all three states come out for Hillary in the recounts? Do they think that'll be the end of it and Hillary will just get sworn in?

They live in a fantasy world. If I were Trump, I'd go ahead and sue in every blue state for hand recounts.

F YOU, #WAR.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 05, 2016 10:33 AM (xeeHA)

165 Trump's office released the tape of a meeting between the PE and Kellyanne Conway. It covers some of the SecState controversy started when Conway went out to the Sunday shows and expressed her opinion of Mittney.

http://tinyurl.com/q9z28tx

Posted by: MTF at December 05, 2016 10:33 AM (sCBEO)

166 Has the market crashed yet? Because the market is going to crash if Trump is elected.

Posted by: Mark Cuban at December 05, 2016 10:34 AM (ZO497)

167 First Rule of Valves
(obviously not for Vic, but the rest of us would-be DIY'ers)

When you turn a valve ON, turn it all the way, and then go back a quarter turn. When you turn it OFF, crank it down but then ease off a little tiny bit.

Otherwise the gasket inside that actually makes the seal gets compacted and hard, and no longer stops all the fluid.

I just hate those teensy puncturing saddle-taps. Do. Not. Trust.
I always picture Somalis tapping a finished-product pipeline.
AOP probably sets the ones that are a full Canadian metre across...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 10:34 AM (H5rtT)

168 The Left is trying to destabilize the Electoral process, and stir even more anger and resentment in their adherents.
This sucks because they win either way.
The politicians in Washington are not, generally speaking, our friends.
Nor is the Judiciary, overall

Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2016 10:35 AM (d6TTt)

169 If you want a nice holiday movie consider "Groundhog Day."

Yes it takes place technically after the holidays, but it has snow and stuff and it has quite a winter holiday feel. Very life affirming along the lines of It's a Wonderful Life, but in a strange sort of Buddhist way.

Posted by: Max Power at December 05, 2016 10:35 AM (QCc6B)

170 >>The exchange here would seem to indicate the husband is the moron, and
he's the one who could not tell the photo with a coyote next to his son
was photoshopped.


Eh, if he was just glancing at it on his phone whilst reading her texts it would be believable - smaller screen and (it seems) predisposed to believing his wife would bring home stray animals.

Think that she stretches the joke out for way too long.
I would not go on after 1st all-caps exchange w/my hubby - why goad him into saying something both would regret?


Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2016 10:36 AM (NOIQH)

171 148 And I know someone who has a regular St. Francis complex, complete with food, water, shelter in her back yard for all sorts of non-pet critters.

Complete with vet visits that cost her hundreds and hundreds of dollars... money she cannot really spare, by the way.

So yeah, there is a sickness here. People unable to distinguish wild animals from pets.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2016 10:27 AM (TOk1P)


There's also a kind of converse to that. Every few months a new kitty will appear on the back porch, and my two (fully vaccinated, indoor-only) cats will moo angrily at it through the glass door. It'll come by a few times a day, and I don't know if it's an actual stray or what. Sometimes I'll hear from my neighbor that someone down the street mentioned that they let Precious Princess wander wherever she wants, which is ridiculous since the neighborhood is right between two 35mph streets. At least put a collar on it, because the best outcome is that the cat will end up at the Ingham County animal shelter, and the other outcomes are pretty messy.

Seriously, no patience for people who claim to just looooove their pets but don't actually ensure their welfare.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 10:36 AM (8nWyX)

172 155 Hillary Clinton loses 18,000 votes in Day three of Wisconsin recount.
No comment. FWIW.
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I am shocked.. SHOCKED to find Milwaukee County overcounting for Hillary.

Shocked.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 05, 2016 10:30 AM (xeeHA)

156 On another site, it was suggested that Trump sue
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Don't get to excited. The absentee ballots are counted separately, which are done at a central location, and haven't been completed. That's the reason for the large variance. That will disappear once they finish counting.

Posted by: WisRich at December 05, 2016 10:36 AM (hdpay)

173 Could use a happy Bush or two.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at December 05, 2016 10:36 AM (8w3qu)

174 157 Not sure why they chose that over paying the one million. Might be some strategy, not just an oversight or refusal to pay.

IMO, the strategy was she knew that she could not prove the fraud necessary in state court and a Federal Judge was found who was willing and able to make it happen.

Posted by: ever at December 05, 2016 10:36 AM (QZdJj)

175 115 Hillary Clinton loses 18,000 votes in Day three of Wisconsin recount.
No comment. FWIW.

http://bit.ly/2g0jeXh
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 10:18 AM (v0qEa)
__________________

Too funny.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 05, 2016 10:37 AM (rgZEV)

176 These portraits of obscure people make me realize we're all obscure. Everything we've ever said or done vanishes into the void. This doctor wasn't a nobody - he was a big f*cking deal and had the coin and reputation to prove it. And now?

Vanitas vanitatum et omnes vanitas.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 10:37 AM (n+HaZ)

177 Not sure why they chose that over paying the one million. Might be some strategy, not just an oversight or refusal to pay.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 05, 2016 10:31 AM (pS/eA)


Stein has plans for that money.
Posted by: Aetius451AD




How did she collect that money?
If she had used GoFundMe, she'd be in the clear. She could use that money for anything.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 10:37 AM (v0qEa)

178 173 Could use a happy Bush or two.
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at December 05, 2016 10:36 AM (8w3qu)

Not much for our family to be happy about these days.

Posted by: Jeb! at December 05, 2016 10:38 AM (KUaJL)

179 This just in:

Jill Stein will never be president.

Bernie Sanders will never be president.

Gary Johnson will never be president.

And. . . .

Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 05, 2016 10:38 AM (4AVeu)

180 Depends on how stoopid the broad is in real life.

I have known women just that stoopid.

Posted by: rickb223


She apparently has a history of taking in all manner of strays.

Still, yeah, bad P'shop is bad, whole thing smells staged.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 05, 2016 10:39 AM (9krrF)

181 169 If you want a nice holiday movie consider "Groundhog Day."

Yes it takes place technically after the holidays, but it has snow and stuff and it has quite a winter holiday feel. Very life affirming along the lines of It's a Wonderful Life, but in a strange sort of Buddhist way.

Posted by: Max Power
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And Andie MacDowell. This place could always use more Andie MacDowell...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:39 AM (dcwyv)

182 >>Hillary Clinton loses 18,000 votes in Day three of Wisconsin recount.


For all the harm Stein and Hillary are doing to the public's faith in fair elections, do they understand that they are also creating a GINORMOUS justification for Sessions to make safe, secure elections his top priority? Please, let's make working with states to clean their voter rolls, ensure all election rules are followed to a "T" the highlight of Trump's first year in office. Please!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2016 10:39 AM (NOIQH)

183 Devotional from ma few days ago from"Brooklyn Tabernacle" but I liked it. "Our Father"

http://tinyurl.com/grwlo87

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 10:40 AM (tOcW/)

184 Well, the prospect of a white Christmas isn't bad,
but this screwed my commute this morning. Fer cryin' out loud, people,
it's just snow! We have it every year. Learn how to effin' drive in it!
*rant off*


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2016 10:16 AM (kDUMP)

The best snowstorm I ever saw was two years ago having to spend the day in Camden, NJ....I worried about all the bad things that can happen there, but it snowed hard while there, and the city looked fine covered in snow...All the gangbangers weren't out on the streets at all!

Posted by: Colin at December 05, 2016 10:41 AM (mIgf1)

185 169 If you want a nice holiday movie consider "Groundhog Day."

Yes it takes place technically after the holidays, but it has snow and stuff and it has quite a winter holiday feel. Very life affirming along the lines of It's a Wonderful Life, but in a strange sort of Buddhist way.

Posted by: Max Power at December 05, 2016 10:35 AM (QCc6B)


Please tell me some of y'all know of "Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas."

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 05, 2016 10:41 AM (/D5Lf)

186 164
What exactly do they think will happen if all three states come out for
Hillary in the recounts? Do they think that'll be the end of it and
Hillary will just get sworn in?



They live in a fantasy world. If I were Trump, I'd go ahead and sue in every blue state for hand recounts.



F YOU, #WAR.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 05, 2016 10:33 AM (xeeHA)

A lot of people think the strategy is to get enough Trump States "de-certified" so that neither candidate gets 270 votes which would throw it in the House.
Then they will try some shit there.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 10:41 AM (mpXpK)

187 From Instapundit:

Horrors of socialism, case study # 1,536,268

http://tinyurl.com/guhr4bu

But, hey- free healthcare!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 10:41 AM (92kX2)

188 If you want a nice holiday movie consider "Groundhog Day."

Yes it takes place technically after the holidays, but it has snow and stuff and it has quite a winter holiday feel. Very life affirming along the lines of It's a Wonderful Life, but in a strange sort of Buddhist way.

Posted by: Max Power


My fiancee gets mildly annoyed because I say my favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 05, 2016 10:41 AM (KUaJL)

189 I just hate those teensy puncturing saddle-taps. Do. Not. Trust.
I always picture Somalis tapping a finished-product pipeline.
AOP probably sets the ones that are a full Canadian metre across...
Posted by: Stringer Davis
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Such have been the source of bazillions of leaks. I dislike all of the ice-maker/water cooler refrigerator connections.

We just do not use so much ice that conventional ice trays do not work fine us.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 10:41 AM (ZO497)

190 182 For all the harm Stein and Hillary are doing to the public's faith in fair elections, do they understand that they are also creating a GINORMOUS justification for Sessions to make safe, secure elections his top priority? Please, let's make working with states to clean their voter rolls, ensure all election rules are followed to a "T" the highlight of Trump's first year in office. Please!!

Wonderful idea. Hope he jumps on those DREAMer's first to verify if they voted as part of the plan. Proof Trump was correct.

Posted by: ever at December 05, 2016 10:42 AM (QZdJj)

191 By the way, glad to see you are doing well enough to be talking to this group of reprobates (myself included), FenelonSpoke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 10:43 AM (92kX2)

192 Well, hopefully Trump has ben lawyering up and is taking this recount stuff seriously because I don't want Hillary selected not elected, nor Trump not elected either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 10:44 AM (tOcW/)

193 Stein said the money is some place other than in her hands. This sounds like Soros is behind the big money, and I'm sure they were plotting even on election night, on how to overturn this, where to be stashing ballots, plan of actions, lining up judges ... they have billions on the line, not to mention our national sovereignty.

They have enough criminals in the system that will do anything ... they have been getting away with it for a long time. How dare we voters interfere.

Experts keep saying it is over, but they keep being wrong ... at least in part. Judges are ignoring law, as they did in Bush/Gore, even through the FL supreme court. If the Stein wins the PA thing, then "the fix is in", cuz she has no good case ... (same in MI which she won). Our SCOTUS would maybe rule 5-3 for Trump, with the women voting commie. or maybe not ... sheesh

Posted by: illiniwek at December 05, 2016 10:44 AM (pS/eA)

194 Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 10:43 AM (92kX2)

Thanks very much. As "reprobates" you leave a lot of be desired. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 10:44 AM (tOcW/)

195 A lot of people think the strategy is to get enough Trump States "de-certified" so that neither candidate gets 270 votes which would throw it in the House.
Then they will try some shit there.
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Sure. But then what? Everybody that voted for Trump just accepts that? Are they insane? They seem to be pushing for anarchy but I think they'd enjoy anarchy a lot less than they believe.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 05, 2016 10:45 AM (xeeHA)

196 The German media version of Local news story

'A MAJOR news programme has caused outrage for refusing to report on the arrest of a migrant over the murder of a German teenage girl because the story was "too regional" - despite making headlines around the world.'

http://tinyurl.com/j9j7s7e

Posted by: McCool at December 05, 2016 10:45 AM (TQxRy)

197 These portraits of obscure people make me realize we're all obscure. Everything we've ever said or done vanishes into the void. This doctor wasn't a nobody - he was a big f*cking deal and had the coin and reputation to prove it. And now?


That's one of the few consolations I have when some asshole like Van Jones or Amy Schumer opines on subjects their stunted intellect cannot comprehend.

"Enjoy the TV now, schmuck," I think, "because in a hundred years you'll be as famous as Samuel D. Hubbard or Sheila Terry."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 10:45 AM (X6fMO)

198 A lot of people think "

Nah. "Thinking" has nothing to do with this by those fools, and it's a big nothingburger. Not worth further thought.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 10:46 AM (C9pBZ)

199 167
First Rule of Valves
(obviously not for Vic, but the rest of us would-be DIY'ers)

When
you turn a valve ON, turn it all the way, and then go back a quarter
turn. When you turn it OFF, crank it down but then ease off a little
tiny bit.

Otherwise the gasket inside that actually makes the seal gets compacted and hard, and no longer stops all the fluid.

I just hate those teensy puncturing saddle-taps. Do. Not. Trust.
I always picture Somalis tapping a finished-product pipeline.
AOP probably sets the ones that are a full Canadian metre across...


Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 10:34 AM (H5rtT)

Not necessarily for all valves, If a valve is designed with a "backseat" you are supposed to backseat it. (just don't that in a system that heats up until the system is hot). A backseat valve though is used for high pressure systems to relieve pressure on the packing. Shouldn't be too many of those in a home.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 10:46 AM (mpXpK)

200 >>My fiancee gets mildly annoyed because I say my favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.

Heh. That movie is so great any time of year!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2016 10:46 AM (NOIQH)

201 Wonderful idea. Hope he jumps on those DREAMer's first to verify if they voted as part of the plan. Proof Trump was correct.
____________________

The state of NC did an audit of its voter records a few years ago, and they found over 100 of Obama's DREAMers had registered to vote there -- even though they had specifically been told that they were not eligible to register or vote, and even though NC's voter registration form warns, in bold red type, that persons who are not U.S. citizens are not eligible to vote and should not complete or submit the form.

Imagine that. Illegal aliens who don't respect U.S. laws and refuse to comply with the law.

Who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 05, 2016 10:47 AM (rgZEV)

202 97 >>Harvard now has lawyers examining years of athletic chat messages for every varsity team...
__________________

Welcome to the Gulag.

They have already found hundreds of references to "balls" and "scoring" for basketball and baseball.

Some of the rowing team members even referred to "stroking" and "getting wet."

Some of the Harvard football running backs must be some kind of rapists because they talked about "shooting the gap" and going "up the gut." We all know what they're talking about, don't we.

You know what they won't find? Emails from Barack Obama because he was a pansy-assed, limp-wristed pickle-kisser who was too busy shopping for mom jeans and tampons to actually play a man's sport.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 05, 2016 10:47 AM (4AVeu)

203 188. LA Confidential - a damned fine Christmas movie, too. I have a sentimental attachment to that film because of the grey-eyed Tidewater minister's daughter who was the one who 'got away'...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 10:49 AM (n+HaZ)

204 >>The German media version of Local news story....

So sad! And think I read that her parents - one of them is big in EU leadership - raised money for immigrants at the girl's funeral.

So, those of us betting that they'll change their tune if/when it impacts their own families? Nope.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2016 10:49 AM (NOIQH)

205 How important do you have to be to have a portrait of yourself nowadays? How much would it cost me to commission one of myself?

The reason nobody has portraits painted anymore is photography - which does a much more accurate job than a painter can do. Oh goody, maybe we can get a whole "photographs can't be art" flame war started.

The price of a painted portrait varies considerably. I have a neighbor kid who will do one for $5 - it won't look much like you - unless you resemble a stick with a big round head. You might be able to get a "starving artist" to paint one for $1000. Or you could get a modern artist of critical acclaim to paint one for $100,000. Of course it would look just like my neighbor kid's portrait of you - but that signature...


Posted by: An Observation at December 05, 2016 10:49 AM (BZQf5)

206 A lot of people think the strategy is to get enough
Trump States "de-certified" so that neither candidate gets 270 votes
which would throw it in the House.
Then they will try some shit there.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 10:41 AM (mpXpK)

Nightmare scenario: A Bipartisan Unity Solution, Clinton/Bush.

Posted by: davidt at December 05, 2016 10:49 AM (XoldI)

207 169 If you want a nice holiday movie consider "Groundhog Day."

Yes it takes place technically after the holidays, but it has snow and stuff and it has quite a winter holiday feel. Very life affirming along the lines of It's a Wonderful Life, but in a strange sort of Buddhist way.

Posted by: Max Power at December 05, 2016 10:35 AM (QCc6B)

Eyes Wide Shut because Kubrick reminds you of all the Pagan Holidays that "Christmas" is made of because the Overlords of the Church wished to expand and not offend Pagans and fhus adopted their Idolatry.

Jesus was born sometime in middle Seprmeber.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 05, 2016 10:49 AM (F+dpa)

208 I am getting maudlin. The Hemingway short story popped into my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I cannot visit any antique emporium without feeling waves of nostalgia for a different time.

You know, a time when people were polite, tried to dress well, no cell phones, and had respect for the past.

Every now and then I will happen across an old photo album in some shop and ask myself, "How the hell did the family of these people discard (essentially) all of these family photos?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 10:49 AM (ZO497)

209 Sure. But then what? Everybody that voted for Trump just accepts that? Are they insane? They seem to be pushing for anarchy but I think they'd enjoy anarchy a lot less than they believe.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 05, 2016 10:45 AM (xeeHA)

The result would be a coup, practically speaking.
An unelected, in any sense, regime that has seized power.

The illegitimacy of the government leaves me with no obligation to submit to the authority of the regime.
,It really is gun barrel government.
( This, I would add, is not the same situation as the Obama years. He won.)

Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2016 10:50 AM (d6TTt)

210 Stein said the money is some place other than in her hands"

Yeah. I'm still wondering how much of the reported donations are actual, you know, dollars.
Or was most of it "promises"?

I'll go with the latter.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 10:50 AM (C9pBZ)

211
Such have been the source of bazillions of leaks. I dislike all of the ice-maker/water cooler refrigerator connections.

We just do not use so much ice that conventional ice trays do not work fine us.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Yup.
I've built houses from scrtach, and flipped them for years. I refuse to have a saddle valve - or an icemaker, for that matter - in my home.

I drink a few bourbon every night. Two old fashioned ice trays serve me just fine.
Heck, I refuse to install a garbage disposal. Just an invitation for trouble.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:50 AM (dcwyv)

212 Fox News:

The Russian-made jeep ferrying Castro's ashes broke down and needed to be pushed on Saturday en route to the late leader's final resting place.

The breakdown of the jeep in the midst of adoring crowds chanting "Long live Fidel!" was symbolic of the dual nature of Castro's Cuba. While his legacy inspires fierce adulation by many of the nation's citizens, others continue to grumble about Cuba's autocratic government, inefficient bureaucracy and stagnant economy.

Posted by: McCool at December 05, 2016 10:50 AM (TQxRy)

213 "Behind The Green Door", because green is Christmasy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 10:51 AM (ZO497)

214 200 >>My fiancee gets mildly annoyed because I say my favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.

Heh. That movie is so great any time of year!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2016 10:46 AM (NOIQH)

Lethal Weapon is another great action flick that takes place at Christmas

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 10:52 AM (7HtZB)

215 The Stein campaign and Michigan's Green Party has recruited hundreds of volunteers who have been trained and waiting for the recount to start after last week's legal delays, said Mark Brewer, a Southfield attorney representing Stein in the recount. Detroit News.

Gives you that uneasy feeling....How could the Green Party provide the "volunteers"......

Posted by: Colin at December 05, 2016 10:53 AM (mIgf1)

216 Everybody that voted for Trump just accepts that?

Yes.

First the MFM pushes the storyline that "a true count of the popular vote reveals that Hillary has won the 270 electoral votes needed for victory."

Next, "spontaneous" demonstrations around the country celebrating the "will of the people" with plenty of tut-tutting by the participants, the media and the Dems (BIRM) that, now that "the true count" has revealed Trump to have lost, it is necessary for democracy that he step down.

Possibly, though not necessarily, Obama seconds this.

"Spontaneous" violence against Trump supporters who dare to gather to protest or who make their feelings known. Because they are trying to "overthrow democracy."

National Guard and / or regular military patrols to "keep the peace."

Trump forced to step down "for the good of the country."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 10:53 AM (X6fMO)

217
The breakdown of the jeep in the midst of adoring crowds chanting "Long live Fidel!" was symbolic of the dual nature of Castro's Cuba. While his legacy inspires fierce adulation by many of the nation's citizens, others continue to grumble about Cuba's autocratic government, inefficient bureaucracy and stagnant economy.
Posted by: McCool at December 05, 2016 10:50 AM (TQxRy)

Considering that if your "Long Live Fidel" is not shouted with enough fervor or emotion, you and your family will be thrown in a gulag, it is easy enough to understand the "Feeling" the people have for the Castros.

But hey, free healthcare.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 10:54 AM (92kX2)

218 Everybody that voted for Trump just accepts that?

Yes.


Wrong. You just disenfranchised over half the country.

Result? WAR.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 10:54 AM (v0qEa)

219
*snap*

Hey, wait... was Jill Stein in 'Behind the Green Door'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 10:54 AM (ZO497)

220 Can't let Harvard have all the fun. Yale sets its "legal" process for re-naming its buildings and colleges (from Inside Higher Ed):
http://tinyurl.com/h3xwxb8

An Insty-ism: John C. Calhoun morphed into Patrice Lumumba so gradually, we didn't even notice.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 10:55 AM (H5rtT)

221 is RBG still breathing?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 05, 2016 10:55 AM (EZDs2)

222 Four old fashioned ice trays serve me just fine"

There, fixed it for Texas applications.

And yes, saddle valves are a sick joke played on the world. Here, have some aluminum wiring as well..

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 10:56 AM (C9pBZ)

223 Result? WAR.
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And not a Twitter war. The real kind.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 05, 2016 10:56 AM (xeeHA)

224 Note that this gentleman is NOT manspreading.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:56 AM (tHwdc)

225 204
So sad! And think I read that her parents - one of them is big in EU leadership - raised money for immigrants at the girl's funeral.

So, those of us betting that they'll change their tune if/when it impacts their own families? Nope.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2016 10:49 AM (NOIQH)
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Gee, that reminds me of the Pali mothers that swoon with delight when their darling sons explode while blowing up a Jewish daycare center.

The Left is a cult --- and a diseased one.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 05, 2016 10:57 AM (Nox3c)

226 216. .....and a low-intensity insurrection in fly-over country, with pockets of Irish democracy in thw coastal areas.

Could happen, but adter president Kane steps in, then what? 'Cause Hillary won't laat four years.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 10:57 AM (n+HaZ)

227 People still paraphrasing from the Simpsons these days?

Posted by: Corona at December 05, 2016 10:57 AM (xVq5B)

228 Castro's immobilized Jeep brought people together in a spirit of common work.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 10:57 AM (IqV8l)

229 Gives you that uneasy feeling....How could the Green Party provide the "volunteers"......
Posted by: Colin
----------------

It's easy. I find 'volunteers' all of the time.

Posted by: Geo. Soros at December 05, 2016 10:57 AM (NBHj5)

230 Not happening, so save your blood pressure. Inauguration day is just over a month away.

Still happy to say "President Elect Trump".

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 10:58 AM (C9pBZ)

231 A lot of people think the strategy is to get enough Trump States "de-certified" so that neither candidate gets 270 votes which would throw it in the House.
Then they will try some shit there.
----------------------------

Sure. But then what? Everybody that voted for Trump just accepts that? Are they insane? They seem to be pushing for anarchy but I think they'd enjoy anarchy a lot less than they believe.

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I don't think that is the real strategy. To the extent it is, it is just fanciful. First, no state is going to not send in its votes. Second, even if some shannigans did force this to the point where a vote went to the states, Trump would win.

I think these recount votes are nothing more than fundraising opportunities and trying to weaken Trump by highlighting how "slim" his win was. On the former, I don't care, waste your money left. On the latter, I'd say it is having the opposite effect.

Posted by: SH at December 05, 2016 10:58 AM (gmeXX)

232 Result? WAR.
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And not a Twitter war. The real kind.



Met with overwhelming force. Imagine the Bundys x1000.

Enough to get the vast majority of the people to clamor for Hillary simply to stop the shooting.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 10:58 AM (X6fMO)

233 Ess NOWT a CHEEP.
Yayzoo Ca-reeesto!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 10:59 AM (H5rtT)

234 Don't count out that PA court case yet. All Steine has to do is get a ruling from an Obama judge like she did in MI. Delay all three States past the federal due date and get the electors for those States de-certified and you have the election of 1824 all over again.


That election became known as the "corrupt bargain".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 10:59 AM (mpXpK)

235 And yes, saddle valves are a sick joke played on the world. Here, have some aluminum wiring as well..
Posted by: Anon a mouse
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*throws in a handful of Federal Pacific breakers, to add spiceyness*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 10:59 AM (NBHj5)

236 The Left is a cult --- and a diseased one."

Never forget - these folks just know they're better/smarter than you.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 11:00 AM (C9pBZ)

237 Don't count out that PA court case yet. All Steine has to do is get a ruling from an Obama judge like she did in MI. Delay all three States past the federal due date and get the electors for those States de-certified and you have the election of 1824 all over again.


That election became known as the "corrupt bargain".

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I'm ruling that out. Send it to Congress, Trump will win again.

Posted by: SH at December 05, 2016 11:00 AM (gmeXX)

238 Enough to get the vast majority of the people to clamor for Hillary simply to stop the shooting.
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I doubt the military/National Guard would engage. Call me 95% certain they wouldn't.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 05, 2016 11:00 AM (xeeHA)

239 That story about Krapondick getting sacked more times than yards gained made waking up worth it this morning.

There's always professional wrestling. People pay good money to see villains get pounded into the canvas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 05, 2016 11:00 AM (Nwg0u)

240 Don't count out that PA court case yet. All Steine has to do is get a ruling from an Obama judge like she did in MI. Delay all three States past the federal due date and get the electors for those States de-certified and you have the election of 1824 all over again.


That election became known as the "corrupt bargain".

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I'm ruling that out. Send it to Congress, Trump will win again.

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Though admittedly, I would find such a process fascinating.

Posted by: SH at December 05, 2016 11:01 AM (gmeXX)

241
14 Muldoons been into the medicinal liquor cabinet again still.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 09:49 AM (d76uN)


There ya' go.

Morning all.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'ask me about free range Hobo jerkey' at December 05, 2016 11:01 AM (OkKDg)

242 *throws in a handful of Federal Pacific breakers, to add spiceyness*"

Beats adding carrots to goulash, er "chili"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 11:01 AM (C9pBZ)

243 Yo, Hammer, only Federal Pacific stab-loks were death on wheels.
Their regular breaker boxes and fuseholders were as good as anybody's.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 11:02 AM (H5rtT)

244 My fiancee gets mildly annoyed because I say my favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.


That's No. 2 Son's position.

I say it's Lethal Weapon.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at December 05, 2016 11:02 AM (mgbwf)

245 How many votes did Stein get in PA?

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 05, 2016 11:02 AM (Om16U)

246 223 Result? WAR.
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And not a Twitter war. The real kind.
Posted by : Moron Pundit

Yes, but, an endless simmering insurgent sort of war, where the ides are murky, and without any clear boundaries and objectives.
A weakened dysfunctional America, which is the goal of the Fascist Left, as financed by George Soros and others.

They could just TASTE Victory, you know.
And along came Trump, to obstruct their Brave New one World.

To think that they will just quietly fall in line and play nice and fair is naive.

Sadly, their worst case scenario is that they lose this round.
But they can wait till next time. Because of demographics and deep pockets.

Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2016 11:02 AM (d6TTt)

247 235. Plastic plumbing..... because I'm a giver.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 11:03 AM (n+HaZ)

248 This is insanity: http://preview.tinyurl.com/z5z4e57

In case anyone still thought the EU has European citizens' well-being in mind. I cannot understand this level of cognitive dissonance - that poor girl!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2016 11:03 AM (NOIQH)

249 *throws in a handful of Federal Pacific breakers, to add spiceyness*
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Hey!
I could buy a new F150 with the profits from a case of FP breakers! Don't disparage the things. They have put may a kid through college in the last few decades.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 11:03 AM (dcwyv)

250 Perfect ending. We all lived happily ever after.





Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:25 AM


And God bless us, every one!

Seriously, though, I'm getting my Dickens on at the North Shore Music Theater Saturday, and it's going to be hard to keep a straight face now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2016 11:04 AM (kDUMP)

251 Strange. Did Mattel ever make a Plus-Sized FUPA Barbie?

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2016 11:04 AM (2Mnv1)

252 Plastic plumbing..... because I'm a giver.....




Qest plastic plumbing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 11:04 AM (v0qEa)

253 I have come to the conclusion that everything they make for homes now is crap. Very little of it is made in the US and we thought the Mexican crap was bad. Imagine your entire fuse panel being made by Chinese slave labor.


And I have just about given up on finding original replacements for stuff in my 35 year old house.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 11:05 AM (mpXpK)

254 Per Philly CBS, Stein has filed. They did not have much information except that denying the statewide recount was "un-Constitutional." Of course, they do have a process to provide a statewide recount, but she chose to exit before any decision was made.

Posted by: ever at December 05, 2016 11:05 AM (QZdJj)

255 My fiancee gets mildly annoyed because I say my favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.

I like White Christmas.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 11:05 AM (X6fMO)

256 In case anyone still thought the EU has European citizens' well-being in mind"

Never did. It's the euro ruling class over all else. Been that way for a couple of thousand years.
BTW, such treatment of family members isn't limited to that - recall Rose Kennedy?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 11:06 AM (C9pBZ)

257 245
How many votes did Stein get in PA?

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 05, 2016 11:02 AM (Om16U)

Evidently it doesn't matter for an Obama appointed judge. She gets standing no matter what.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 11:06 AM (mpXpK)

258 I doubt the military/National Guard would engage. Call me 95% certain they wouldn't.

Depending on the particular target as well as what odds you'll lay ... I'll take some of that action.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 05, 2016 11:07 AM (LOqRU)

259 Hillary Clinton loses 18,000 votes in Day three of Wisconsin recount.
No comment. FWIW.

http://bit.ly/2g0jeXh
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 10:18 AM (v0qEa

Read the comments on this article. The article itself is way behind the actual news on this, and a commenter pointed out that the absentee ballots haven't been counted, as was noted in a poster's comments on this thread.

Also, if a candidate loses 18,000 votes in a recount, Jill Stein's point would have been proven. That would be a huge red flag that the election was rigged or poorly conducted and would possibly be voided.

Do not wish for giant swings in vote tallies for Trump. It would mean a serious crisis for an election.

Posted by: Jen at December 05, 2016 11:07 AM (be9L9)

260 252. Can't recll the tyoee, but there was one from the '80's or '90's that more or less disintegrates over time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 11:07 AM (n+HaZ)

261 Yo, Hammer, only Federal Pacific stab-loks were death on wheels.
Their regular breaker boxes and fuseholders were as good as anybody's.

Posted by: Stringer Davis
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Yeah, I know. It wasn't my intention to slander F-P, and I didn't. Only those aware of the 'difficulties' would understand such an obscure reference. Besides, it was all I could come up with.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 11:07 AM (ZO497)

262 255 My fiancee gets mildly annoyed because I say my favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.

I like White Christmas.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 11:05 AM (X6fMO)

Considering your cheery commentary this morning, I figured you were going to say Requiem for a Dream or something.

Bing is always good. Rosemary Clooney. Danny Kaye. Vera Ellen (had to look her up, she was pretty.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 11:08 AM (92kX2)

263 >>I like White Christmas. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 11:05 AM (X6fMO)

Mrs. Zod's fave, with the coltish Vera-Ellen. I've heard 'Sisters' enough for one lifetime, though...

Posted by: General Zod at December 05, 2016 11:09 AM (Bdeb0)

264 And I have just about given up on finding original replacements for stuff in my 35 year old house. "

or anything built before 2000. Did a great deal of repair/replace 2 years ago on a house built in 88, and was amazed at how difficult it was to find similar quality fittings. Even the most straightforward hardware is now difficult to find outside of blister packs of 20 or more "plated zinc" (whatever that is).

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 11:09 AM (C9pBZ)

265 262 Bing is always good. Rosemary Clooney. Danny Kaye. Vera Ellen (had to look her up, she was pretty.)



Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 11:08 AM (92kX2)

And she had a serious problem with bolemia. They had to keep her neck covered constantly in that movie it was so thin,

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 11:10 AM (mpXpK)

266 Enough to get the vast majority of the people to clamor for Hillary simply to stop the shooting.
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I doubt the military/National Guard would engage. Call me 95% certain they wouldn't.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 05, 2016 11:00 AM (xeeHA

I do not understand posters who casually and gleefully describe their fantasy of Americans running outside and shooting their neighbors. It boggles my imagine and frankly, is a bit concerning that their are individuals who live in a gamer world, or some stupid movie world who feel compelled to post that kind of delusion crap on comment lists.

Posted by: Jen at December 05, 2016 11:11 AM (be9L9)

267 Besides, it was all I could come up with.


Gulf/Goodyear flexible radiant floor pipes FTW!
Almost did for hydronic what VW's done for diesel.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 11:11 AM (H5rtT)

268 >>261
Yo, Hammer, only Federal Pacific stab-loks were death on wheels.

Their regular breaker boxes and fuseholders were as good as anybody's.
Posted by: Stringer Davis

Concur. Chez Zod, a mid-century modern house, has had no problems with an F-P box, knock on wood...

Posted by: General Zod at December 05, 2016 11:11 AM (Bdeb0)

269 Plastic plumbing that disintigrates over time. My folks had some of that. Fun, fun, fun.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 05, 2016 11:12 AM (m3iiU)

270 If I had to replace a breaker in my box now I would probably have to replace the whole box. I had to replace one about 15 years ago. I shudder to think about it now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 11:12 AM (mpXpK)

271 And she had a serious problem with bolemia. They had to keep her neck covered constantly in that movie it was so thin,
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 11:10 AM (mpXpK)

Well that's horrible.

Dear God, just looked up her Wiki entry. She had a daughter that passed away from SIDS at three months.

So.... Hey Colin Kaepernick got sacked a lot yesterday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 11:12 AM (92kX2)

272 has had no problems with an F-P box, knock on wood..."

You think that's wood?

(ok, drywall. Heh.)

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 11:13 AM (C9pBZ)

273 Why can't country houses have garbage disposals? I really want one. I'm going to invent one maybe.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 11:13 AM (6IPEM)

274 I do not understand posters who casually and gleefully describe their fantasy of Americans running outside and shooting their neighbors. It boggles my imagine and frankly, is a bit concerning that their are individuals who live in a gamer world, or some stupid movie world who feel compelled to post that kind of delusion crap on comment lists.

Your concern is ...

[X] Noted
[ ] Not Noted

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 05, 2016 11:13 AM (LOqRU)

275 Years from now, some Martian doctoral candidate is going to submit this as a source for his dissertation "Asexualized Extinction: How The Human Race Unbred Itself To Death."
Posted by: General Zod at December 05, 2016 10:09 AM (Bdeb0)

There was a short sci-fi story I read years ago about that. There was an alien symposium discussing how humanity had ceased to breed. It was kind of funny.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at December 05, 2016 11:13 AM (J70i0)

276 273 Why can't country houses have garbage disposals? I really want one. I'm going to invent one maybe.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 11:13 AM (6IPEM)

No need, I have heard they are called ... dogs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 11:14 AM (92kX2)

277 Considering your cheery commentary this morning, I figured you were going to say Requiem for a Dream or something.

Bing is always good. Rosemary Clooney. Danny Kaye. Vera Ellen (had to look her up, she was pretty.)


Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 11:08 AM (92kX2)


Oh, don't get me wrong; I'm still planning on Teh Donald taking the oath of office. But I still have my concerns. Trump needs to start hitting back on this with both fists.

In re White Christmas, Kaye was third choice. The role of "Phil Davis" was originally tailored for Fred Astaire, who turned it down because he thought he was too old for the character.

It was then offered to, and accepted by, Donald O'Connor, who, however, got very sick during pre-production and the role ended up in Danny Kaye's talented hands.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 11:14 AM (X6fMO)

278 273 Why can't country houses have garbage disposals? I really want one. I'm going to invent one maybe.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 11:13 AM (6IPEM)

Septic tanks.

Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2016 11:14 AM (d6TTt)

279 OK, so I'm watchung a documentary about Alexander the Great's spider soldiers assaulting an Afghan mountain top fortress. Then I see Dr. Lynette Nusbacher opining on mountain assaults and such and notice the way she moves her mouth is peculiar in the same way a frequent male talking head on military documentaries moves his mouth. And she looks kinda like him. So I google her. Yeah, it's like Kafka. S/he woke up one morning and s/he's a chick. A way ugly chick.

http://tinyurl.com/z98tbp3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 05, 2016 11:15 AM (Nwg0u)

280 Portrait subject - what's wrong with your face?

Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at December 05, 2016 11:15 AM (JO9+V)

281 @279 Thought you knew. Yeah, they're not brother and sister. Too bad.
It's a Sandhurst thing, I guess.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 11:16 AM (H5rtT)

282
You think that's wood?

(ok, drywall. Heh.)
Posted by: Anon a mouse.

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Chinese drywall? Uh, oh.


Although not materials contemporary to each other, we could probably put together a hypothetical worse-case house using the material mentioned here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 11:16 AM (ZO497)

283 Why can't country houses have garbage disposals? I really want one. I'm going to invent one maybe.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 11:13 AM (6IPEM)

Septic tanks.
Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2016 11:14 AM (d6TTt

I have a septic tank and a garbage disposal. I guess it depends on regulation where you live, but there was no prohibition on them when we built.

Posted by: Jen at December 05, 2016 11:16 AM (be9L9)

284 No need, I have heard they are called ... dogs?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016
*****
Haha. I have one of those, but she has a sensitive stomach so cleaning up her vomit and diarrhea just isn't worth it.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 11:17 AM (6IPEM)

285 Plastic plumbing that disintigrates over time"

I'll await the returns on the current plague, "pex".

Argued for a couple of seconds with our builder. We have copper.
Much gooder better.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 11:17 AM (C9pBZ)

286 I do not understand posters who casually and gleefully describe their fantasy of Americans running outside and shooting their neighbors. It boggles my imagine and frankly, is a bit concerning that their are individuals who live in a gamer world, or some stupid movie world who feel compelled to post that kind of delusion crap on comment lists.

Posted by: Jen at December 05, 2016 11:11 AM (be9L9)


If you took "gleeful" from any of my comments, you're reading them wrong. The question was posed, "if Hillary manages to somehow seize the office of the presidency, do her acolytes think Trump voters will swallow that?"

I said "yes" and posted why I thought so.

Believe me, Jen, there are thousands of people in DC who I think should be traveling in tumbrils to a certain spot on the National Mall, but only a deluded fool wishes for that to happen.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 11:17 AM (X6fMO)

287 I tire of it too Jen

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 11:17 AM (vhbai)

288 270 If I had to replace a breaker in my box now I would probably have to replace the whole box. I had to replace one about 15 years ago. I shudder to think about it now.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
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You can get a decent Square D 200 amp panel (with breakers) for well under $300 at the local big box.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 11:18 AM (dcwyv)

289 Yeah, I know. It wasn't my intention to slander F-P, and I didn't. Only those aware of the 'difficulties' would understand such an obscure reference. Besides, it was all I could come up with.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 11:07 AM (ZO497)


Zinsco

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2016 11:18 AM (yLUuz)

290 So long as only vegetative materials are put down the disposal, I see no problem with septic tanks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 11:18 AM (ZO497)

291 He's got head lice.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 05, 2016 11:19 AM (QQ+il)

292 73 Why can't country houses have garbage disposals? I really want one. I'm going to invent one maybe.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 11:13 AM (6IPEM)


Evolution Septic Assist Garbage Disposal

http://preview.tinyurl.com/haevl82

I don't have one and even using this one may require more frequent pumping out of septic tank.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 05, 2016 11:19 AM (tf9Ne)

293 283 I have a septic tank and a garbage disposal. I guess
it depends on regulation where you live, but there was no prohibition
on them when we built.

Posted by: Jen at December 05, 2016 11:16 AM (be9L9)

It is not a good idea to have a garbage disposal on a septic tank. When was the last time you had to have it dug up and pumped?

A septic tanks works by dissolving materials and spreading them out just underneath the soil in your yard. A lot of stuff that goes down a garbage disposal does not dissolve.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 11:19 AM (mpXpK)

294 If only we had nominated Jeb! we wouldn't be worried about recounts now.

Because he would have lost in a landslide.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 11:20 AM (7HtZB)

295 273 Why can't country houses have garbage disposals? I really want one. I'm going to invent one maybe.
Posted by: L, Elle
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I'm pretty sure those are called "pigs."
Or in some cases, "chickens."

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 11:20 AM (dcwyv)

296 Although not materials contemporary to each other, we could probably put together a hypothetical worse-case house using the material mentioned here."

Hmmm. Would be kinda neat to build something like that up just to see how long it would last...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 11:20 AM (C9pBZ)

297 So San Fran Nan's statement on Ben Carson's nomination for HUD secretary is that he is "disconcerting and disturbingly unqualified choice" . That someone in that position needs experience to protect homeowners and renters.

LOL, Ben Carson grew up in HUD housing. I'd say he has a lot more experience than Nancy and her limousine libs have.

Why doesn't she just come out and say he is an uppity negro and has no place being in charge of a govt. program? It's what she is actually thinking.

Posted by: Jen at December 05, 2016 11:20 AM (be9L9)

298 What was Vera Ellen's waist size? 12"?

Posted by: jwest at December 05, 2016 11:21 AM (Zs4uk)

299 If you took "gleeful" from any of my comments, you're reading them wrong. The question was posed, "if Hillary manages to somehow seize the office of the presidency, do her acolytes think Trump voters will swallow that?"

I said "yes" and posted why I thought so.


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Such an happening would certainly cause a lot of outrage. Its one, but not the only reason why we shouldn't fear such an occurrence.

Posted by: SH at December 05, 2016 11:22 AM (gmeXX)

300 A lot of stuff that goes down a garbage disposal does not dissolve. "

Especially when one has boys.

Just an aside, did you know garbage disposals were illegal in NYC until the late 90's?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 11:22 AM (C9pBZ)

301 Oh. Septic tank.
I have one of those too.
Those things are a total pain in the ass.
I'll just go without a garbage disposal to avoid more maintenance and money expenditure on the stupid septic tank

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 11:23 AM (6IPEM)

302 298
What was Vera Ellen's waist size? 12"?

Posted by: jwest at December 05, 2016 11:21 AM (Zs4uk)

17 at the time of White Christmas

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 11:23 AM (mpXpK)

303 So San Fran Nan's statement on Ben Carson's
nomination for HUD secretary is that he is "disconcerting and
disturbingly unqualified choice" . That someone in that position needs
experience to protect homeowners and renters.



LOL, Ben Carson grew up in HUD housing. I'd say he has a lot more experience than Nancy and her limousine libs have.



Why doesn't she just come out and say he is an uppity negro and has
no place being in charge of a govt. program? It's what she is actually
thinking.

Posted by: Jen at December 05, 2016 11:20 AM (be9L9)


Someone like the Iranian Ferret mayhaps?

Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at December 05, 2016 11:23 AM (JO9+V)

304 What was Vera Ellen's waist size? 12"?




Straight Dope claims 17

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 11:23 AM (v0qEa)

305 It's almost as if people are judged by the content of their politics, rather than the color of their skin

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 11:23 AM (vhbai)

306 Okay. I'm going to do this, even though I know better.
I doubt anyone who posts here that is not an agent provacateur wants to shoot their neighbors.

Speaking only for myself, an illegitimate Government frees me from scrupulously adhering from their onerous dictates. I AM NOT speaking of Obama here, but a hypothetical Hillary Presidency.

A low level Insurgency to unjust Government is not killing fellow citizens.

Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2016 11:23 AM (d6TTt)

307 What was Vera Ellen's waist size? 12"?

According to the website bodymeasurements.org, she was 5'4", 105 pounds and measured 35-23-35.

She was also a proud supporter of Ronaldus Magnus.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 11:25 AM (X6fMO)

308 Gonna repost the bleg that my friend posted

Kentucky veteran family's house burned down yesterday

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h6v7vbw

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 05, 2016 11:25 AM (Om16U)

309 I'll mention this from time to time over the next weeks. FBC radio has started their Christmas programming.

http://fbcradio.org/

Click your player in the upper right hand corner.
The playlist for the 20 minutes or so:
Dec 05 - 11:27:45 Gentle Mary Laid Her Child 3:05
Dec 05 - 11:25:19 O Come, O Come, Emmanuel 2:25
Dec 05 - 11:23:17 Christians, Awake 2:01
Dec 05 - 11:20:09 Baby, Born King 3:08
Dec 05 - 11:12:15 Jauchzet, Frohlocket - Christians, Be Joyful (J. S. Bach: Christmas Oratorio, Part I) 7:53
Dec 05 - 11:11:30 Station ID

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 11:25 AM (NBHj5)

310 301
Oh. Septic tank.

I have one of those too.

Those things are a total pain in the ass.

I'll just go without a garbage disposal to avoid more maintenance and money expenditure on the stupid septic tank

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 11:23 AM (6IPEM)

I have a septic tank and never had a problem with it. But I have two thinks keeping me out of trouble. One I have been an extreme hard ass on what gets flushed and drained. And my soil is almost pure sand so it drains good.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 11:26 AM (mpXpK)

311 OK, while we're discussing things mechanical I shall solicit an opinion on a 4WD issue.

I just towed a friend's car to get it into a position where I could make the cables reach to recharge her battery. I put it in 4WD-Lo to feel cool when I did that.

Now the stupid thing will go back into 4WD-Hi but it won't go into 2WD.

In my old Jeeps there was a lever that made a big thunk when you shifted modes. This is an XTerra that (while otherwise perfect) has a dashboard dial that you turn to change modes.

Anybody have any experience/guesses about this? I'm hoping that driving around for a while will cure it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at December 05, 2016 11:26 AM (mgbwf)

312 Well, the construction past was not an unmixed blessing. In between the iron/lead pipe era and the copper/UL-tested-plastic era was the galvanized steel pipe era, and o jesus.

Caulking is a lot better now. And Tyvek and Ice-Gard are better than tar paper. Bugle-head drywall screws are better than 7/8" OWnails. Moving-form poured foundations are better than laid-up block.

I'm about out of praise. But, there is something.
I'm going to miss Romex. I got to where I was pretty good with it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 11:26 AM (H5rtT)

313 Straight Dope claims 17

Usually Unca Cecil and his Teeming Millions are right on the money, but 17" is really wasp-waisted. I'd have to watch the movie again.

She was painfully thin, but I don't think that thin.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 11:27 AM (X6fMO)

314 How important do you have to be to have a portrait of yourself nowadays? How much would it cost me to commission one of myself?

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It depends. The cost of the canvas alone for a portrait of Lena Dunham would be prohibitive.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 05, 2016 11:27 AM (Nwg0u)

315 We gotta get outta our hate bubbles and learn to love our neighbors - that's insurgent. I went to Whole Foods - I wanted to expand my cultural horizons.

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 11:27 AM (vhbai)

316 How important do you have to be to have a portrait of yourself nowadays? How much would it cost me to commission one of myself?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 05, 2016 09:49 AM (KUaJL)

I would do one of you for a C-note, but I'm in my Cubist phase right now, so it might not look much like you when done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 11:27 AM (MiBfH)

317 Why can't country houses have garbage disposals? I really want one. I'm going to invent one maybe.
Posted by: L, Elle

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Septic.

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 11:28 AM (8XRCm)

318 So San Fran Nan's statement on Ben Carson's
nomination for HUD secretary is that he is "disconcerting and
disturbingly unqualified choice"
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Hilarious. Consider any of Obama's cabinet.

Mell Watt at FHA? Anthony Foxx at transportation? etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 11:28 AM (NBHj5)

319 Holding tank. Pumped out annually.

Posted by: davidt at December 05, 2016 11:29 AM (XoldI)

320 I have a septic tank and a garbage disposal. I guess it depends on regulation where you live, but there was no prohibition on them when we built.
Posted by: Jen at December 05, 2016 11:16 AM (be9L9)

I had a septic tank and a garbage disposal for 10 years when we lived on the lake. The key is to regularly put enzymes down the toilets that will dissolve food waste. I was also very careful with what I put down the disposal and it was only two of us, so a large family might change your results.

I am pretty sure this is what we used.

https://biozoneseptic.com/

The cost was $100 or so a year 10 years ago.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 05, 2016 11:29 AM (kXoT0)

321 Second, even if some shenanigans did force this to the point where a vote went to the states, Trump would win.
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Posted by: Evan McMuffin at December 05, 2016 11:29 AM (JF8tR)

322 Holding tank. Pumped out annually.
Posted by: davidt at December 05, 2016 11:29 AM (XoldI)

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That and do your enzymatic treatment thingy...

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 11:29 AM (8XRCm)

323 San Fran Nan's statement on Ben Carson's
nomination for HUD secretary is that he is "disconcerting and
disturbingly unqualified

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Was she looking in a mirror?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 05, 2016 11:30 AM (Nwg0u)

324 Bander,
Yeah - drive it forward a few feet. It should free up.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 11:30 AM (dcwyv)

325 Great tweet:

"Fact: 99% of the negative things being said about Dr. Ben Carson today would be considered racist if he were a Democrat."

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 05, 2016 11:30 AM (Om16U)

326 So San Fran Nan's statement on Ben Carson's
nomination for HUD secretary is that he is "disconcerting and
disturbingly unqualified choice"

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I find it disconnecting and disturbing that there is such an office as the HUD Secretary. San Francisco should run their public housing however its citizens and the people of CA want to run it.

Just don't ask me to pay for it.

Posted by: SH at December 05, 2016 11:30 AM (gmeXX)

327 I'm hoping that driving around for a while will cure it."

Yep. Reverse a few feet and turn the steering wheel. That's still a mechanical 4wd system - just with a dash mounted switch - so you have to let off any strain on the drivetrain for it to flip back.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 11:30 AM (C9pBZ)

328 319 Holding tank. Pumped out annually.
Posted by: davidt at December 05, 2016 11:29 AM (XoldI)

They do the same thing with Michael Moore.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 11:31 AM (7HtZB)

329 If you are having to pump your septic tank more than once about every 5 to 10 years you have a problem.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 11:31 AM (mpXpK)

330 I have a septic tank and never had a problem with it. But I have two thinks keeping me out of trouble.



Do those enzyme thingies you add to help "digest" everything work? I honestly don't know. I've only ever been on city drains.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 11:31 AM (v0qEa)

331 Anybody have any experience/guesses about this? I'm hoping that driving around for a while will cure it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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Welcome to the wonderful world of ECM's for every conceivable function!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 11:31 AM (ZO497)

332 I have a septic tank and never had a problem with it. But I have two thinks keeping me out of trouble. One I have been an extreme hard ass on what gets flushed and drained. And my soil is almost pure sand so it drains good.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 11:26 AM (mpXpK)
*****
Yeah, I had to learn the hard way what's flushable and what's not. Probably TMI, but tampons are not flushable despite what the box claims. I have rocks for soil with a little layer of dirt on top of the rocks so a garbage disposal won't work. The only part of my land that has nice grass is the leach field.

I would have liked having a garbage a disposal though.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 11:33 AM (6IPEM)

333 Caulking is a lot better now"

Depends. Some of the new "approved" materials are pretty mediocre, but hey, they don't cause cancer in California. Or something.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 11:33 AM (C9pBZ)

334 330 Do those enzyme thingies you add to help "digest" everything work? I honestly don't know. I've only ever been on city drains.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 11:31 AM (v0qEa)

I have never used one of those. But when wifey goes to throw out old yeast instead of throwing it in the trash I dump it in the toilet. That should help a lot.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 11:33 AM (mpXpK)

335 San Fran Nan prob wants to bring back Henry Cis-normative-neros for HUD Secretary. I'm sure all those mistress payments are long forgotten now.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 11:33 AM (JO9+V)

336 I know an artist who paints portraits for rich people in CT.

She starts with a photograph and ends up with a painting that looks like a painting of a photograph.

Prices start at $3,500.

http://www.susanstrauss.com/

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at December 05, 2016 11:33 AM (mgbwf)

337 Inspired by that, I just tweeted this

"Appalled at blatant racism by top Dems including Pelosi against Dr. Ben Carson's appointment: "unqualified". Do they even hear themselves?"

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 05, 2016 11:33 AM (Om16U)

338 It is not a good idea to have a garbage disposal on a septic tank. When was the last time you had to have it dug up and pumped?

A septic tanks works by dissolving materials and spreading them out just underneath the soil in your yard. A lot of stuff that goes down a garbage disposal does not dissolve.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 11:19 AM (mpXpK

Vic, we have our tank serviced every three years. All tanks should be pumped and inspected on a regular schedule based on number of bathrooms, residents, etc. We had our home built and I was the one who got to be here for the septic field test holes to be dug and the County Health dept approval, the subsequent tanks (we have two) placement, inspection, the drain field siting and placement, all piping to it, and the subsequent approvals and plumbing hookups. The same excavating company who installed our system is who we have routinely clean out our tank.

We live in an "environmentally" aware area. Our county health department is notorious for it's requirements for septic systems. New systems for replacement or new builds normally run $15,000 for a system that has sand and appropriate leaching capabilities and upwards of $40,000 for an engineered system requiring pumps, elevated evaporation mounds, etc.
Garbage disposals are permitted.

Garbage disposals should be used rationally. I don't put globs of fat, or meat, or stalks of celery , etc. down it. It has minor bits of this and that, occasional peels, etc. Slightly more than you would allow through the grinder in your dishwasher, but not whole this or that. That would be my advice for anyone who has a disposal. Cleaning one out of stuck objects or having to root a drainline is not fun.

Posted by: Jen at December 05, 2016 11:33 AM (be9L9)

339 I just towed a friend's car to get it into a position where I could make the cables reach to recharge her battery. I put it in 4WD-Lo to feel cool when I did that.

Now the stupid thing will go back into 4WD-Hi but it won't go into 2WD.

In my old Jeeps there was a lever that made a big thunk when you shifted modes. This is an XTerra that (while otherwise perfect) has a dashboard dial that you turn to change modes.

Anybody have any experience/guesses about this? I'm hoping that driving around for a while will cure it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at December 05, 2016 11:26 AM (mgbwf)

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You should optimally be in motion when switching from 2 to 4WD or back again.

Drive it a bit.

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 11:34 AM (8XRCm)

340 326---I find it disconnecting and disturbing that there is such an office as the HUD Secretary. San Francisco should run their public housing however its citizens and the people of CA want to run it.

Just don't ask me to pay for it.
Posted by: SH at December 05, 2016 11:30 AM (gmeXX)
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How in the world housing and "urban development" could rationally be construed as an interstate matter boggles the mind.
But then, the whole Progressive regime is predicated on an INSANE "interpretation" of the Constitution.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 05, 2016 11:34 AM (Nox3c)

341 332 Yeah, I had to learn the hard way what's flushable
and what's not. Probably TMI, but tampons are not flushable despite
what the box claims. I have rocks for soil with a little layer of dirt
on top of the rocks so a garbage disposal won't work. The only part
of my land that has nice grass is the leach field.



I would have liked having a garbage a disposal though.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 11:33 AM (6IPEM)

Yeah, I told wifey when we first moved in that tampons did not go in the toilet.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 11:34 AM (mpXpK)

342 I will love my neighbors, right up until they collaborate with an illegal coup. Then it's just a question of who draws first.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 05, 2016 11:35 AM (9krrF)

343 We live in an "environmentally" aware area. Our county health department is notorious for it's requirements for septic systems"

I'd wager a few bucks that the municipality water and sewage system would fail to meet requirements, but they'll never get called on it...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 11:36 AM (C9pBZ)

344 >>Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at December 05, 2016 11:26 AM (mgbwf)

Prolly a trick like putting in neutral and stepping on the brake or some such routine will get it to shift.

I am putting the finishing touches on an old full size Bronco with zero automatic 4 wheel drive controls. Manual locking hubs and actual gear shift straight to the transfer case.

I don't care what brand you buy those vacuum/electric switches will always fail you when you really need them.

Posted by: DanMan at December 05, 2016 11:36 AM (RusNE)

345 Bander,

You may need to put the transmission in neutral, and push in on the 4wd dial.

Driving around an Xterra in 4x4 on dry pavement might not be the best idea.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at December 05, 2016 11:36 AM (iStSI)

346 @311 Obviously, you have Warn-out hubs!
Try my week, I'm all veal here.

Most guys who don't trust miniature saddle-taps also have a funny feeling about microswitch-suggested logic circuits controlling hydraulic actuators.
Here's hoping the Bigger Hammer approach works out.

If not there's always the Laycock-deNormanville. Planetary, man.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 11:37 AM (H5rtT)

347 Nood. More ShaedenHill.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 11:37 AM (92kX2)

348 342 I will love my neighbors, right up until they collaborate with an illegal coup. Then it's just a question of who draws first.

Good God ... What are you ? Some kind of Gleeful Gamer or something ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 05, 2016 11:38 AM (LOqRU)

349 38 Posted by: Jen at December 05, 2016 11:33 AM (be9L9)


There is no "environmental" reason for pumping a septic tank that often. You should not have to pump it more than once every 5 to 10 years unless you are putting stuff in that does not dissolve or you have problem with the spreader field.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 11:38 AM (mpXpK)

350 "And my soil is almost pure sand so it drains good. Posted by: Vic

up here, if the perc test shows it drains too fast, it requires special treatment. I guess they want to be sure contaminants don't flow straight down to the water table.


Posted by: illiniwek at December 05, 2016 11:39 AM (pS/eA)

351 Driving around an Xterra in 4x4 on dry pavement might not be the best idea."

It's not bander's so I say go for it...

Oh, and yes, I have some experience with that 4wd system. It's surprisingly robust - almost serious offroad worthy out of the box. Overkill for most owners, though.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 11:39 AM (C9pBZ)

352 Anybody have any experience/guesses about this? I'm hoping that driving around for a while will cure it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at December 05, 2016 11:26 AM (mgbwf)

First try turning the vehicle off for 30 seconds and then restarting it. Next, jiggle all the thingys. Finally, give the transfer case a couple of good smacks with a rubber mallet.

Posted by: Microsoft Customer Support at December 05, 2016 11:39 AM (JO9+V)

353 Their only weapon is groupthink and shaming so I don't think you will have to worry about that ...

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 11:40 AM (vhbai)

354 https://tinyurl.com/hpp74qv


China flew nuclear-capable bombers over Taiwan before Trump call with Taiwanese president

Posted by: Evilpens at December 05, 2016 11:41 AM (y3aQB)

355 First try turning the vehicle off for 30 seconds and then restarting it. Next, jiggle all the thingys. Finally, give the transfer case a couple of good smacks with a rubber mallet.

Posted by: Microsoft Customer Support



What about the cupholder that ejects?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at December 05, 2016 11:42 AM (mgbwf)

356 Posted by: DanMan at December 05, 2016 11:36 AM (RusNE)

When I last moved I sold my 1988 Toyota 4x4 pickup with the manual shift lever and the manual locking hubs.

Awesome truck. I was an idiot to sell it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2016 11:42 AM (42Mgr)

357 They apparently shot off a bunch of expensive missiles too to solve the problem so SCORE!

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 11:42 AM (vhbai)

358 When I was coaching Pony League baseball we had an end of season party at another coach's house and his wife had all these family pictures she had painted. I'm looking at them and was just floored by the detail. "Sherry those look just like pictures!" I said.

They were pictures. She took acrylic paint and embellished the periphery to give it texture. Not sure who was more embarrassed.

Posted by: DanMan at December 05, 2016 11:42 AM (RusNE)

359 Yeah, I told wifey when we first moved in that tampons did not go in the toilet.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
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I once had to pull a toilet on a section 8 house to snake the drain. The chick had flushed an entire box of tampons (luckily, unused) to try to avoid paying her $72 share of rent.
I had just installed all new plumbing in the house 6 months prior, so I knew it was clean...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 11:42 AM (dcwyv)

360 Have you checked the Johnson Rods?

Posted by: Chris M at December 05, 2016 11:43 AM (k3w9p)

361 I will love my neighbors, right up until they collaborate with an illegal coupseptic system. Then it's just a question of who drawsflushes first.

Now that's a gamer.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 11:43 AM (H5rtT)

362 I saw Johnson Rods open for the Genitorturers in 97.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 05, 2016 11:44 AM (xeeHA)

363 >>
So San Fran Nan's statement on Ben Carson's nomination for HUD secretary
is that he is "disconcerting and disturbingly unqualified choice" .


I'd really like her to explain what qualifications one must have for that position. Are we to believe that, say, young Julian Castro was more qualified than Carson? Why?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2016 11:44 AM (NOIQH)

364 The Head Ewok is up.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2016 11:45 AM (X6fMO)

365 @185

Just bought Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas for my boy.

Never heard of it before, but found it randomly in the video store. It only caught my eye since my boy's name is Emmett.

Glad someone here likes it! Can't wait to watch it now.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 05, 2016 11:45 AM (5dMqv)

366 Good God ... What are you ? Some kind of Gleeful Gamer or something ?

Posted by: ScoggDog


Probably one of the corpses in a shallow ditch if it gets there.

I can see it happening. Not happy or pleased with my odds at all.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 05, 2016 11:46 AM (9krrF)

367 The Johnson rod is the reversing gear on a steam locomotive.
Dad's best friend (the one who lined me up the summer job as a cabin boy on the Fitzgerald) was one of the last classes of C and O steam engineers.
He explained where the phrase "to jerk your Johnson" came from. Of all the damned things, it's not as dirty as it sounds.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 11:47 AM (H5rtT)

368 Julian Castro studied at the feet of that other audacious San Antonio mayor with no duties Henry Cisneros. I will bet the HUD books are just as fractured under Castro as they were under Cisneros.

Posted by: DanMan at December 05, 2016 11:48 AM (RusNE)

369 In my old Jeeps there was a lever that made a big thunk when you shifted modes. This is an XTerra that (while otherwise perfect) has a dashboard dial that you turn to change modes.

Anybody have any experience/guesses about this? I'm hoping that driving around for a while will cure it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


---

If you drive in 4wd over hard surfaces, the gears tend to bind up a bit. Try shifting while slowly backing up, that works in a jeep.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2016 11:49 AM (U75nN)

370 This guy is such a master troller:

@PrisonPlanet
Our main concern after the Comet Pizza gunman incident should be the harassment and abuse of other #PizzaGate researchers.

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 05, 2016 11:50 AM (Om16U)

371 TOP SECRET NOOD THEY ARE NOT TELLINGUS ABOUT BECAUSE THEY ARE SNOBS

*sob*

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 05, 2016 11:52 AM (Om16U)

372 WaPo has a piece explaining that the Dakota Access Pipeline isn't just about the environment, it's about religion. Sacred, spiritual ancient religions belief that must be respected since it is written in the constitution. Something the flyovers would never understand with their hateful sky-god and bible that are, with good reason, mocked and disparaged by all thinking people.
Posted by: Ripley at December 05, 2016 09:

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So you're saying that they are allowed to not bake a cake?

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 05, 2016 11:56 AM (dIc3Q)

373 Ahem. Nood was called at #347, just before I quick-drew and apparently unloaded into my foot.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 05, 2016 11:57 AM (9krrF)

374 The Peoples Soviet of the State of Washington is insistent that 3 years is max for a septic. Must pump. But can't force Commie Ecofreak rich people on Vashon Island to fix defective septics that have been leaking into Puget Sound.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 05, 2016 11:59 AM (FtrY1)

375 Yes.



First the MFM pushes the storyline that "a true count of the popular vote reveals that Hillary has won the 270 electoral votes needed for victory."



Next, "spontaneous" demonstrations around the country celebrating
the "will of the people" with plenty of tut-tutting by the participants,
the media and the Dems (BIRM) that, now that "the true count" has
revealed Trump to have lost, it is necessary for democracy that he step
down.



Possibly, though not necessarily, Obama seconds this.



"Spontaneous" violence against Trump supporters who dare to gather
to protest or who make their feelings known. Because they are trying to
"overthrow democracy."



National Guard and / or regular military patrols to "keep the peace."



Trump forced to step down "for the good of the country."


Then a B1 from Nellis Air Force Base Drops a 6MT FU on Washington DC and ends all that happy horseshit.

Posted by: An Observation at December 05, 2016 12:03 PM (BZQf5)

376 Posted by: Colin at December 05, 2016 10:53 AM (mIgf1)

Mark Brewer 1995-2013 Chair, Michigan Democratic Party and member of the Democratic National Committee. Delegate to 5 Democratic National Conventions, chairing Michigan delegation each time.

Is he on loan from Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party or has the Green Party and Jill Stein become a part of the Democratic Party? Hard to argue any independence for the Green Party. And good luck to them in any election. What voter wants to think they will have to pay for a recount down the road.

Posted by: gracepc at December 05, 2016 12:06 PM (OU4q6)

377 I think Gainsborough was better with skin tones. This is fine, though. I like good portraiture...though I prefer if the subject were fitness models in bikinis.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 05, 2016 12:06 PM (MYX5P)

378 Such have been the source of bazillions of leaks. I dislike all of the ice-maker/water cooler refrigerator connections.

We just do not use so much ice that conventional ice trays do not work fine us.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 10:41 AM (ZO497)

Heh. The biggest oilfield pipe I ever had to contend with was 4" with hammer unions. But I'm long out of that end of the business.

As far as fridges with water dispensers/ice makers go, never owned one. But it seems to me the sensible way to provide such convenience would be to equip the appliance with a small suction pump, and a few dozen feet of Polyflow tubing, and let it draw off a carboy of purified water stashed in a nearby pantry. Less chance of the fridge's plumbing getting gunked up with minerals from the water, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 12:09 PM (MiBfH)

379 Argued for a couple of seconds with our builder. We have copper.
Much gooder better.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 11:17 AM (C9pBZ)

Well, thieves won't steal installed pex plumbing from an unoccupied house, so there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 12:36 PM (MiBfH)

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